last episode: >>33678512play nice and have fun!
Sex with femanon?
We should raise age of becoming an adult to 25.
If 18 is old enough to gamble it's old enough to have sex
>>33681870I just want to have sex with him.
>>33681874I see good reasons for this, but I think the issue is if you hugely raise the age where you expect people to become even slightly adult, you can expect even more delayed development. Being treated like an adult, being held accountable, fucking up and realizing it etc IS what makes someone into an adult. How can you be expected to reach that point if the whole world keeps handling you with kiddie gloves?
>>3368187418-25 is the age span when women have the most sex. It sounds like you'd like Chad to get prosecuted for being a pedophile.
>>33681883ouch this is also truedamn pedos ruining everything
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhuGMK18Bss
>>33681874we were already having a ton of political and economic issues when it was 21, there's no way in hell it's ever getting raised to 25
men, where do i read light novels for free? this anime isnt getting a season 2...
>>33681883NTA but this is not true, I had more sex when I was 27-32.
>>33681883>>33681890I don't think it really is true, at least comparing single women those ages with single women like 25-35. When you're young you tend to be more open to one night stands and relationships are more often short-lived, so that can make you rack up partners fast. But most women only really learn how they can have sex that's really fun for them after some experience. Being less open to experience with strangers is not because sex starts to matter less but because you raised the bar for how you want to feel during sex.
>>33681878>If 18 is old enough to gamble it's old enough to have sexI enlisted in the Army at 17.
>>33681896nyaa.si
Girls, are you going to play the upcoming remake of Trails in the Sky?
>>33681903thank you...the full story isn't translated... fuck...
>>33681896>>33681907>>>/lit/
>>33681901>>33681899my bad anons, i had no idea you sex so much past 25, maybe i was just conditioned to think that
>>33681913M 38, probably had the most sex from like 25-35
State genderWhat time period or historical region are you obsessed with?
>>33681913I think it's just a combination that when you're super young, sex is mostly exciting as a concept still. A lot of young people care about sex for other reasons too, not because it feels good but because it makes them feel powerful or popular or impresses their friends. This is super common for women, that they sleep with guys because of the rush of being wanted and the suddenness, but the sex itself is at best meh and at worst just shitty. (Like barely any foreplay, just drunken humping that's over the second he came.) I had a few friends who had some casual sex and they all stopped, not because they judged it now but because they stopped holding out hope that the sex itself would be passionate or fun compared to the flirting prior. Again this is also something that gets better with age because when men get older they also move from "omg I get to fuck her" to simply trying to have good, fun sex and not stop at being overjoyed you have sex in the first place. And secondly sex sells and nobody likes thinking of people in their thirties or older fucking over the visual of super young people with brand new bodies being giddy to be intimate. So in music videos, commercials, movies, everything there is a huge representation of sexy young people having or wanting sex. But moving beyond how it looks, sex feels better when you can be more real with yourself and your partner, know better what you want and enjoy, are less insecure and so on.
>>33681919F. Ten years ago.
>>33681919Early colonial America and the Caribbean
I'm horny!
>>33681919FEurope 1900-1920
>>33681919MCommunist china
>>33681922Why?
Men will you still love me if I had two meatballs for breakfast
>>33681920that makes sense, anon senpai
>>33681933ntaIt was better then.
>>33681934No.
>>33681919FPrehistoric cavemen times and the Baroque era
>>33681919Early modern period15th centuryFrench Rev. Circa 1500-1700Forever Amber novel type shi too
>>33681919>What time period or historical region are you obsessed with?FAmerican Revolution and Greece during the Peloponnese wars stand out because there's very little about them I don't know, but I am just a history buff in general. I love learning about Indigenous civilizations in the Americas just as much as I do Chinese dynasties, European revolutions, and the civilizations of the Cradle.
Is there such thing as loyalty to your paftner? I have a feeling I am going to get my heart broke again
>>33681919f, i really like ancient chinese dynasties. it's all super fucked up but the systems are so autistic and regemented that i love learning about them. i mostly got into it from anime and manga but i've watched youtube documentaries on it too. the clothes and fashion were also so pretty...
>>33681924Did you also like the Gold and Silver ages of piracy?
>>33681862How do I have conversations with girls without it sounding like I'm interviewing them? This is how I feel even with girls I end up fucking. Is it autism?
>>33681933I was less worried about my future back then. Also I could date 20 year olds without anyone judging me.
>>33681947Compliments make the questions compliments Instead of questions
>>33681936In what way? All I remember was that that was a pretty cringe period that lead to trump getting elected the first time
>>33681934I got two meat balls right here for ya *unzips dick*
I NEED TO POOP!!!
>>33681946Yes, I like to think Avery got away and lived comfortably somewhere with all the money, also Stede Bonnet was the greatest Lolcow of his day and would have rivaled Chris Chan if he lived now.
>>33681949Obviously i sprinkle compliments in
>>33681945This is cool, I frequently like to compare historical events from different regions in the same time period (ie what was chinadoing during the crucifixion of jesus). Or the compare various historical religious events.
>>33681959Give me an example of the questions and compliments you ask and give
>>33681960something really cool about china is how long stuff lasted. most autistic systems ever contrived, common people were treated like shit, and still, the traditions persisted.
MEN How do you feel about your Adams Apple
>gf forces me to wash my dick after she sucks it because her saliva gives her yeast infections>she bitches that i wont let her give me head>getting up to go wash my dick off in the shower kills the mood for meam i crazy? should i break up with her?
>>33681944Yes, but some people are more loyal than others. If you can tell when getting to know someone that they have a circle of cherished people that they put up with stuff for, compromise for, sacrifice for etc that's a big green flag. Also note how they talk about ex-partners. There's a big difference between "I tried to make it work for years but ultimately we just couldn't make each other happy" vs "the relationship was really fun until he got depressed and became a negative downer so I ended it". You can tell by how people talk about others whether they look at relationships as something to cherish and nurture or something to expect constant revenue from. Also it is obviously a red flag if someone in general does not have old friendships, has a lot of stories about cutting ties or deciding people are toxic etc.
>>33681966Kinda weird having this rocky thing under my chin, but you don't feel it unless you touch it
>>33681966I forgot I had it until you asked
>>33681947Ask follow-up questions that relate to her answer and mix your questions with general reactions ("wow sounds cool") that typically prompt people to elaborate. In my experience it usually feels like an interview when a guy asks a bunch of questions but does nothing with your answers. If you ask her studies/hobbies and she gives a full answer, you should then focus on that and not ask a wholly different question, then you're just mining for info more than talking.
>>33681920>nobody likes thinking of people in their thirties or older fucking Damn you're really insulting me there by calling me old
>>33681967fuck her face.rest a while, take a shower and go for round 2 without bj
>>33681967She sounds retarded Exhibit #2636282 of men dating retarded women
>>33681967Can't you just wipe yourself down with a towel or wet washcloth instead of showering? I mean I don't blame her for both wanting to give you oral and not wanting to give herself a yeast infection...
hypothetical situation: you come home to your girlfriend cleaning the kitchen or something, she has headphones in. she's humming a song. she doesn't notice you come in, so you're like "hey what are you listening to?" and she yelps and pulls out her headphones, like she's startled and blushing, and goes like "nothing!!"basically it's all very suspicious and she is hiding something. you let it go and/or she refuses to tell you. a couple days later you come home, she's humming the same song with headphones in, would you like yank them out of her ears to listen to the song or would you let her keep her secret
>>33681977FWIW I'm 32 and at least for me my perception also changed a lot with age, twenty year olds just look like kids to me, so no I don't find people in their thirties old and if I have to watch anyone fucking, it won't be people under thirty. But unfortunately especially the pop culture and entertainment industry do have a huge focus on pure visual beauty and even the youngest, tightest and slimmest bodies can easily look goofy fucking, let alone more obviously imperfect bodies.
>>33681962Man i can't give you a good example on the spot like this, i need to have prey in front of me to not ve autistic. But obviously i compliment whatever part of her outfit stands out the most to me, and anything else she says during the conversation that stands out(ie. intelligence, success, etc). I ask things like what she does, her origins, family, etc and dig deeper into the answers that interest me. Very basic i think.
>>33681967yeast infections are way fucking worse than washing your dick retard. "ugh my girlfriend makes me wash the dishes before the second course of dinner she cooked for me so she doesn't go into anaphylactic shock. such a mood killer..."
>>33681983Wtf, you sound so paranoid. I would assume they got flustered because they were enjoying a song they feel is cheesy, that doesn't align with their "official" taste in music.
>>33681985>prey
>>33681919F, Qing dynasty to ROC China and interwar Europe
>>33681979Men aren't in a position to choose their gf, dumb cunt.
>>33681987i have a very specific song in mind.
>>33681975I do ssk follow up questions and react to answers, but 90% of the time i dont even get a "what about you?" which i think is like bare minimum interest
>>33681967MI think you're being pretty fussy. Yeast infections are no joke.You could just wash it with a washcloth without having to take a whole shower, surely?
any gender that possess this knowledge but preferably the male genderone time a guy told me to feel his bicep, he was sitting down casually, and when i did it it felt super hard and freaked me outatoga told me that muscles can be soft, did you lie to me?
>>33681991I don't think there's any song that I would care if my partner or anybody else for that matter enjoyed it. And even if the lyrics (or whatever else) are really that inflammatory, based on the picture you paint I would still think they disagree with the message but can't help enjoying the melody, so that's still whatever.
>>33681983Wtf, just let her listen to her cringe music in peace (it's probably TS or something)
>>33681992Yeah you cannot make someone else be a better conversationalist than they are. If you get nothing back you should just disengage at the first opportunity and stop flogging a dead horse.If you are more thinking of situations you cannot avoid like with coworkers or neighbors, don't want to be invited, just start sharing stuff about your day without being asked.
>>33681994They can feel soft if they're fully relaxed but he wouldn't ask you to feel it then.
>>33681994He was literally flexing to make it feel as impressive as possible, it would have been softer if he'd relaxed his arm. A muscular body will never feel as soft as a chubby body though, just not as hard all the time as it can feel when the muscles are tightened.
>>33681978no my dick barely fits so she cant help but scratch it, i need her to take her time for it to feel somewhat good>>33681979yeah but shes pretty, obedient, help with shit around the house, cooks, and shes tall so she gets a pass>>33681981>>33681993she insists i either wash it with soap or put a condom on>>33681986i dont even enjoy blowjobs, i just want pussy
Girls, have you had the spooky skeleton surgery yet?
>>33681994Are you actually retarded? Have you never flexed your own fucking muscles? What the fuck am I reading?
>>33682007>she insists i either wash it with soap or put a condom onYou can use soapy water with the washcloth, retard. Takes like two minutes.
>>33682008I'll get it after I get the big crazy titty surgery and the black-nose-begone operation.
>>33682011most women have too much fat on their arms and too little muscle to notice a lot of difference
>>33682013Perfect for a man with hair plugs and leg-lengthening surgery.
womenuh... h-hello...
>>33682011it didn't look like he was flexing it>>33682002>>33682003so if the arm is muscular, it's still possible that it feels soft when it is like this?
>>33682012it takes 2 minutes to wash my dick off in the shower. who the fuck even has or needs a washcloth?
>>33681984>it won't be people under thirtyI mean I don't see why you'd say that at 32.
>>33682022im much more muscular than that twink and yes muscles are soft when not flexednow fuck off retard
GUYS, YOU GUYS!!! I just found out that when women pee, apparently they feel it in their lower stomach as opposed to their penis, like we do.
>>33682023Most people who shower, assuming they don't prefer to use a loofah or one of those plastic scrubby things.
>>33682025okay, i mostly meant just the position and stuff, thank you
>>33681994FMuscle should still be somewhat pliable, even when flexing. He was probably dehydrated or had some kind of calcification. That used to happen to my forearms a lot. Or maybe he was just on gear.
>>33682023NTA, but what's your preferred method for exfoliating in the shower? You DO exfoliate, right?
>>33682027wait for real? isnt that a european thing? i just use my hands
>>33682023>who the fuck even has or needs a washcloth?I suddenly see why your gf is being insistent on your hygiene.
>>33682031african net sponge. a stripper with the worlds softest skin let me in on this lil secret.
>>33682031nta but I only exfoliate like once a week or less using some random sugar scrub from this hippy lady I trade stuff with, as a guy you're shaving every day anyways so it's not as necessary and we also don't have makeup that needs to come off.
>>33682031no i have great looking skin without itsometimes if i do feel like i need to i just use my nails>>33682033has nothing to do with MY hygiene, you double nigger. its HER oral hygiene that is the problem. she never gets yeast infections from me.>>33682034kys
>>33682032No, anon. You need something to scrub off grime and dead skin. You've never properly washed your ass before if you've only used your hands.
State GenderWhat is your dream job?
>>33682038i like my moid dirty and grimey
>>33682038oh noooo theres dead skin on my ass, whatever shall i do? stop derailing my question
>>33682030that's interesting, maybe my perception was not the greatest either, thank you as well anon. I don't know how serious that could be but i hope you're arms are squishy enough now
>>33682040MBeing paid to do nothing.
>>33682040FWife
So femanons, what's the proper way to make women cum consistently? Is it a matter of pounding non stop and harder when they are almost there? Or does it take more a matter of technic and moving hips properly when it's about time?
Where to find wife material?
>>33682040working for major game company. which is what I did my thesis on and spam applied several times. or secret agent (james bond music)
>>33682040F air traffic controller
>>33682043>whatever shall i do?Smell slightly of ass whenever you're naked. Your gf is getting a good whiff of sour, shitty taint every time she goes down there. Great job dude.
>>33682048lol, lmao even
>>33682047every single woman is different because our orgasm isn't tied to reproduction, the way we orgasm varies.just jackhammering would fucking suck though. variety is the spice of life. keep me surprised.
>>33682040FI want to open my own auto customs shop.
>>33682040MHacking smart contracts
>>33681988Yeah I'm a rapist, what about it? Oh do you prefer the term "victim"?
>>33682045literally yes, this, please.
>>33682040f, i think i would like being a voice actor who mostly makes little animal noises for tv shows.
>>33682040F. A mother.
>>33682053yeah, kind of something I learned, every vagina comes in different shapes and sizes. I was trying to look for a panacea
>>33682045So a politician. Am I right, guys?
>>33682051omg my butthole smells like... le BUTTHOLE??? how heinous!! good thing i have a bidet that keeps me nice and fresh
>>33682047foreplay, attentiveness, fingering. neck kisses upon slow entry with alot of passion can equate to instantanious erruption. everyone is different.
>>33682063anuses do not smell. feces smell. fucking yuck.
>>33682023This is so fucking funny
>>33682047FBeing in love with him make me cum from him just grazing my thigh
>>33682040M, If I had 5 kilos of gold I would have the time that I lack to sit in the synagogue and prayAnd maybe have a seat by the Eastern wallAnd I'd discuss the holy books with the learned men, several hours every day
>>33682062Politicians still have to lie and erode our rights
Where did my poop go
>>33682072The poop fairy took it
>>33682072If I can't see it, it's gone.
>>33682068Is it even possible to love someone without having fucked first? Serious question.
>>33682021Hi moid.Good morning, and in case I don't see ya: Good afternoon, Good evening, and Good night!
>>33682047I think the specifics vary per person, but I think a good overall tip is to find a few things that your gf or whatever likes, go through them at varying speeds/intensities/angles/whatever to build up the tension, then hold the specifics of whatever you were doing the moment she lets you know she's close, and don't stop or slow down or speed up or anything until she lets you.
>>33682023I had to google what a washcloth is and I still don't get it. I take a shower every day which seems like enough
>>33682075MYes. Fucking someone can trick you into thinking you love them.
>>33682075Possibly. Did Romeo and Juliet smash?
>>33681983I wouldn't want to know personally
>>33682075Yea for me yes
>>33682081Yes. There was even an Olivia Hussey (RIP) nipslip. Don't go looking it up because she was 13 at the time.
>>33681983What is it that she is listening to?
>>33682081They do. Consummating their marriage on the night they spent together.
>>33682089https://vocaroo.com/1kcWpH3oMBJ2
How do you even date when no woman will be good as *her*. They won't be as sexy or smart...
>>33682091Ngl, that shit took me by surprise. Is that Adam Sandler?
>>33682092>posts generic weeb trashgee idk even
>>33682091*slow clap
>>33682094yea. its one of my favorite songs but it's really stupid and i'd feel really embarrassed trying to share it
>>33682047>Is it a matter of pounding non stop and harder when they are almost there?Not at all, this is a common misconception. Hard and fast sex makes it harder for women to let go and relax. And most women cum from the "broken record" sensation where something that feels good is repeated over and over until they tip over the edge, rather than anything ramping up, that throws them off and sets them back in the orgasm building. Physically the most sensitive part of the vagina is the g-spot which is like 1-2 inches in so in general the idea that deep penetration = orgasms is false. I cum easiest with this routine>ample foreplay and teasing, preferably until I have already come once or more>he puts it in with me on top and starts thrusting from below for like half a minute>then he props me up, pushing me back with a hand on my lower stomach until he is jabbing me with his dick right in the g-spot, so shallow penetrationThat said, if the teasing and build up was long/intense enough, simply putting it in can make me have a deep orgasm. It takes longer for women to warm up physically, long after she became wet enough to allow for painfree penetration, she continues to become looser and more sensitive. You want to put it in once she's desperate for it, not as soon as you can.
>>33682094For sure
>>33682040MGame agent or park ranger, I was one once but unfortunately needed more money.
>>33681983i just don't have the mental energy to care about gay little scenarios like this, it'll never happen to me anyway
>>33682023>>33682079Dirt and dead skin flakes are removed more by rubbing your skin so it comes loose. If you only rinse (let the water pour over you) you'll never get remotely as clean. Yes theoretically you can use your hands specifically for this but it's less effective than cloth or a spongue. In a bathtub the dirt/dead skin will come loose if you soak long enough but for a quick shower, some rubbing is necessary. If you want to make sure, next time after you take a shower the normal way, rub down with your fingertips hard on the inside of your arm/elbow, when your skin is no longer actually wet but still damp from the very recent shower. If you just rinsed and have for a long time, rubbing will cause stuff to peel and give you some sort of flakes/residue. This means you did not clean yourself properly.
I think I’m above average in looks, maybe a 7.5/10 and I’ve never used dating apps because I fear that as soon as I start using them, I will quickly realize that I’m average at best
>>33682107Doing this when you get out is like a wet sand
>>33682065stick your finger in your butt and sniff it>>33682067i know right? these nasty niggers will probably be shocked by the fact i only rinse my hair out with water and scrub it without any shampoo and it doesnt get dirty or grimey>>33682107guess i dont have soft yuppie hands like you, they get everything off just fine>>33682079yeah honestly me too
>>33682112>they get everything off just fineNot really if you are baffled by what someone would use a washcloth for.
>>33682112the only scent is sweat you barbarian.
State genderYour partner tells you he/she is a subclinical psychopath. Which means he/she has psychopathic traits but is not violent. How would you react? Is it a dealbreaker for you?
Why does every single woman like being spanked?
>>33682115F, yes I would care very much but in practice I cannot see myself ever being with someone who does not expressly have higher than average empathy so I can't see this happening. Lack of kindness or care for others is my biggest turn off.
>>33682116bc it makes my booty tingle
>>33682115f, i guess it depends if he has been masking that part of himself and telling me is now like, "i'm revealing my true self", and then he becomes a different person... or if he's been acting like that the whole time and i like him anyway. one makes me feel like i've been lied to, the other is just an explanation for something i already knew about him.
>>33682116I don't love it, we're out there. If my boyfriend pulls it on me at random odds are pretty 50/50 on whether it reads as exciting or as jarring and off putting. But I guess it's the combination that the ass is one of the bodyparts least sensitive to pain from slapping and that a lot of women are proud of their ass and enjoy having someone focus on it.
>>33682115MProbably view it as more of a placeholder relationship.
>>33682109i think a lot of attractive normies (maybe the slightly more trad-lite types rather than very liberal types) never end up using dating apps because they always find someone irl quite easily. like it's a good sign if you never use them or had to use them.
>>33682115I too say stupid shit all the time so should be fine
Where do I meet clingy gf
>>33682116I hate it. Fuck sharp pains. I want dull pains like being grabbed roughly.
>>33682115MLeave her, I hate people like that, sociopaths too
>>33682116We don't. It hurts, duh.
>>33682047it all varies from woman to woman obviously
>>33681983shes listening to brutal blackened death pornogoregrind
>>33682109I mean its a meat market, they have access to the top percent of dudes so one ick and youre gone. Despite this I have had some success despite being a mid man, but I take care of myself and lean into a particular aesthetic so within that subgroup I appeal more as the competition is low.
>>33682138fuck yes. mexico has the best pits for this specific genre and the women all have a very stylized look with a whole bunch of dances
>>33682140like salami in the window
>>33682141probably true really, pretty sure cartel death metal is a thing, or my brain might be making that up
>>33682143pretty much, its paralysis by an abundance of choice, this date went really well with x dude but omg y dude just matched and hes so hot I'll go on a date with him and its just endless. Whereas traditionally you meet someone, you spend a lot of time around them maybe your social circles overlap, they work with you, theyre in a hobby club and you develop a thing for them and love them instead of having endless choice.
>>33682115>State gender>Your partner tells you he/she is a subclinical psychopath. Which means he/she has psychopathic traits but is not violent.>How would you react? Is it a dealbreaker for you?Make them take medication(lowest dosage) and or get wave pulse brain therapy. I know not a lot psychopaths/sociopaths are bad but you never know.
Proof #73826 you don't need to be "chad" to get a cute woman.
>>33681874Should, but won't. It's just not practical.
>>33682152In defense of people that can't focus on one person, I do want to say the general judgment on people in difficult or otherwise not flourishing relationships. That used to just be a part of life and now it seems like it's viewed as more of a personal failure if you did not manage to find or choose the "right" person.
hello girls who like to hug and cuddle
>>33682115MI gave somebody severely mentally ill a chance once.Never again.>>33682124lol
>>33682157cute, post more
>>33682115Msounds made up
>>33682163
>>33682040M, a job where I do 2 hours of actual work and then can fuck around for 6 hours
Women, favorite "bad boy" trait?Men, favorite "bad girl" trait?
>>33682171Not going to lie I love when men are open and unapologetic about risky/stupid stuff they have done or would like to do, bad habits, that kind of thing. Doesn't make someone into a bad boy on its own but they do seem to go hand in hand often.
>>33682171being rough with me while im bratty and pretend to not like it.
>>33682162Aren't you mentally ill too
>>33682173Like diving by yourself at night on the ocean?
>>33682156I don't think psychopathy can be cured with meds and therapy, they don't consider themselves mentally ill, just different.
>>33681919MBakumatsu Japan. The nation being traipsed through by foreigners. The shogun's attempts to retain power. The futile struggle of the Shinsengumi. The beginnings of an empire. It's a pretty romantic period.
>>33682176I would enjoy hearing that too, sure, but it can also be more off putting. Like there's guys that will make a big deal about how their exes were crazy and guys that just chuckle and admit that they're not interested in a woman, apparently, unless she's crazy. Ideally an attitude like this is combined with sincerely trying to be(come) your best. But people just owning the mess they are is inherently sexy to me even when I should mostly hear a red flag.
>>33682173I stay up until 3:00 AM masturbating and have to get up and go to work in three hours.
>>33682180I see, so like being genuine even though ur fucked in the head a bit
I smell like pussy
>>33681967Femanons, this is what happens when you settle for tradcucks. You get a man with zero regard for your health or wellbeing. You want to go through the medical ordeal of pregnancy with a moid that can't even wash his dick without holding it against you?
I'm hungry
>>33682181Yes that would work. Half sheepishly half unbothered admitting sexual stuff you did that wasn't responsible is a huge weak spot of mine. >>33682182Yeah. Part is definitely the honesty and not wishing to pretend they're better than they are. But I am also just most easily intrigued by the sides of people they can't really control or are not (just) proud of, more than the stuff you would brag about online. Hearing someone offhandedly revealing themselves as a complex/struggling person can really pique my interest even if I never noticed them prior.
>>33682185Why
>>33682180Sean Strickland enjoyer? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wX2qvSwnFUQ&t=1s
>>33682171tattoos
i just need one titty massage then i'll be fine for at least another year
>>33682181Wish I could stay up late and have my bf masterbate me. Tied up, blindfolded, crying because the hours of pleasure is painful
>>33682128What if I whisper sweet things in your ear while roughly manhandling your ass?
>>33682195you need dick
>>33682197We would've perfect for each other.
>>33682187Nta but holy mother of projection, if you read the subsequent posts it's obvious that she is the one with the problem (oral thrush?) and isn't dealing with it
>>33682192Never heard of him...
>>33682115f, not a dealbreaker, as long as they are working on it or have systems in place that prevent them from hurting others.
>>33682199i can still survive without that for now
>>33682190NTAWhat if they're a narcissist with sociopathic tendencies and only show those traits to you?
It's a strange feeling when you accept that "I'm not the target audience of this post" but then realize you're not the target audience of any of femanon's posts, ever
>>33682201NTA but she knows her own body best, some women are just incredibly susceptible to these infections, it's not remotely unlikely that she is right that she cannot handle dick that's not freshly washed. In cases where a woman is really vulnerable to them, she cannot fix it on her own without her partner also putting in extra effort to help her prevent them.
>>33682185Good
>>33682190>Half sheepishly half unbothered admitting sexual stuff you did that wasn't responsible is a huge weak spot of mine.Holy shit lmao, I could tell you some stories.
>>33682201Yeast is something that naturally occurs in human bodies. If she had oral thrush, it would be evident. If she knows from past experience that bj to sex causes yeast infections, then that's just the reality of the situation you can't get around.
>>33682190be honest, you really like this because it helps you feel less embarrassed about the shit you've done
>>33682123the one woman that I ever dated basically threw herself at me when we were in college. She was way hotter than me and we dated for a long time. That relationship is over now and I’m looking for a new one. The only problem is that I’m in my mid 20s and have no experience other than with her. I don’t go out and I have no friends
>>33682209why not
>>33682198Oh that would make me melt.
>>33682207Not my thing really. In general I wouldn't call anyone I have actually been with a "bad boy" in any way. I am hugely attracted to kindness, I enjoy men that are soft-spoken and polite. It really is just the trait of (over)sharing unflattering but honest stuff about yourself that I also enjoy. Also the combination of having someone who reads decent in many ways reveal a weird side to themselves is more exciting than someone who obviously revels in being "dysfunctional" telling stories to back it up. The shock and thrill is biggest when you really did not see it coming, that this is also part of them.
>>33682212nta but let me join the campfire storytime thank you
>>33682200I don't know you?
>>33682185the carpet in my room smells like pussy no matter what i do. you can just shower. i'd need to hire fucking stanley steamer
>>33682205Would you care if they hurt others but not you?
>>33682213>that's just the reality of the situation you can't get around.This basically. They should just reach a compromise or call it quits
>>33682171Probably just doing things that make me get those i can save him feels. a bit ago I was at a gig with my brother and his guy friend, and after the concert while we just took a taxi because it was in the middle of nowhere, his friend said he was just gonna crash at this nerby empty barn and asked if we wanted to come too lmao. but I was kinda worried for him, like is he gonna die, he's drunk + it's a bit cold. the friend always does stuff like that though. basically "dangerous living" i guess, i feel jealous in a weird way somemtimes that as a woman i can rarely do anything like that or even consider it.
>>33682216I do not fit into any woman's tastes and basically don't exist
>>33682222how someone acts towards their friend and family is indicative of how they will eventually treat you.
>>33682220But I would tie you up and masturbate you for hours.
>>33682219How about when I discovered the joys of having money and wasted tons of it buying hentai games and lewd asmr stuff I couldn't even understand? I showed my gf my 2 TB hentai folder and she freaked out lmao
>>33682214Yeah I think you're right that this plays a huge part. I have always myself been the kind of person who reads as normal and well-adjusted but is weirder than many others would suspect. I have felt a lot of shame or feeling like I was deceiving people by them not knowing my weirdest or least functional sides. So it does make me feel more easily disarmed, connected and also kind of emboldened when someone else plainly lets their guard down and shows something about themselves at their worst. I try to be that person for others too.At the same kind I can't say I have done many straight up irresponsible things, my vices are the typical stuff for people on here - masturbating all the time/for a lot of time, spending a lot of time in weird internet places, doing a lot less with your life for years than others would expect. So in that sense it's not so direct that I can personally relate to most confessions on the surface level that you've been there, done that, too.
>>33682223There's no compromising for health, bro just needs to wash his dick, takes 1 minute tops. The fact that it's even a problem shows he isn't fit to date.
>>33682228so the legend of the TB hentai folder is true
>>33682217I've had the idea in my head lately of subjecting a girl to the most thorough ass groping of her life, while she's in my arms and I compliment bomb the fuck out of her.
>>33682115MProbably a dealbreaker for me. I would dread having to let someone go over it, though. The right thing to do is to be honest about what I can handle, but I wouldn't want to leave her feeling like shit over it.
>>33682228I could've saved you and showed you where to get all that for free...
>>33682221lololol ohh baby
>>33682112No, retard. I thought you not knowing how to wash your ass was what was so fucking funny
nothing boggles the mind more than seeing american males justify having skidmarks and cheetoh breath
>>33682178I guess
Could someone please tell boomers that it's possible to use a public bathroom without moaning
>>33682173yeah I like to walk through the cemetery at night on my autistic incel nightwalks sometimes despite having had homeless crackheads square up to me before, im such a bad boy
>>33682234Oh I pirated tons too, for the games that were like $100 eachI got a thrill out of adding anything that looked remotely hot to my cart and seeing the subtotal rise higher, a testament to my perversion
>>33682112>man comes in complaining about washing his dick>never heard of a washcloth>says he doesn't even was his hairyou can't make this shit up
>>33682227*hot face emoji>>33682232I am already at prime horniness with no official bf so I can't just get secks.
Did you know that when scientists study female orgasm they use the hitachi magic wand? It's the most replicable way of inducing female orgasm
>>33682171>Men, favorite "bad girl" trait?I don't know what the list of those traits contains, but I am just going to assume being a complete slut in bed is.If she can't keep up with my roleplay ideas, it won't work out.
>>33682215this is why i hope my relationship never ends. 25 y/o and only 1 relationshihp, my current one, no friends either. but looks you might have to hope to get lucky again or invest into some friends. a lot of adults still find relationships through friends of friends and stuff like that.
>>33682247vibrators in general really
>>33682171>Men, favorite "bad girl" trait?would rape me
>>33682246I can think of nothing better than keeping you at peak horniness, making you even needier and needier. By the time we're done, you'll be begging to grind against my knee to get off.
>>33682171>Men, favorite "bad girl" trait?apparently cluster B personality disorders LOL, lord why am I a flame that draws in the bpd moths? they seem so normal at first.
i don't like the idea of a man saying sweet or kind things while being rough in any way
>>33682247i know this isn't how it was done but this sparked a forced orgasm in front of a room of doctors fantasy
Girls, would you suck your thumb during sex upon request?
>>33682175Luckily not.
>>33682171>Men, favorite "bad girl" trait?wears skimpy clothes and enjoys itfull on exhibitionisthas kissed girls before
>>33681902don't you wish you were 17 again? didn't realize at the time that that first year was going to be the best in my life.
>>33682259that seems super weird man
>>33682256Cluster B folks are predators, they mimic normal human behavior to hook you up. It's because you're not a human to them, literally, you're an object they analyze
>>33682259MY thumb? No that shit is weird and pedophile bait.I will, however, suck on YOUR fingers
>>33682257The juxtaposition makes it hot
>>33682259can you explain how it's not a pedophilia thing
>>33682247based
>>33682269Because it's an adult woman doing it.
>>33682265are there tonnes of them around or am I just a beacon for them and why are they always attractive.
>>33682257i do. i don't like the degrading or devaluing part of bdsm. i want a man to spank the fuck out of me while petting my hair. i want him to tell me he loves me when he pushes himself all the way inside of me.
>>33682247>tfw no doctor bf who expertly brings me to orgasm in front of a board of other doctors who take notes on every minor reaction i have and definitely aren't getting a boner in the next room>the tests never give enough data so we have to do it over and over and over again...
>>33682255i literally already am. look around, i am not far.
>>33682245I promise we aren't all like this.
>>33682264>>33682266>>33682269I like the idea of fucking a girl so hard and so good that she completely loses herself and sort of goes to the default state.
>>33682258didn't they literally used to treat ''hysteria'' with an orgasm from doctors using a vibrator or some shit
>>33682273i'd just prefer to not be denied of the full experience personally
>>33682272Most likely you attract them cuz they feel you're an easy prey. Bpd, narcs and sociopaths are always attractive at first, otherwise nobody would fall for their shit
>>33682279they did it with butt plugs
>>33682259omg yes, i get so hot sucking my boyfriend's thumb
>>33682273Good girl>>33682280Worthless whore
>>33682278my default state is not being an infant, it's being an adult woman. sucking my thumb would be a super conscious active decision, so if i ever did that in bed, i'm 100% not losing myself, i'm putting on an act for you that i take no pleasure in.
>>33682274>the orgasms are so intense and you've had 10 by now."How do you felt, anonette?""It's starting to hurt...""Well, we're only a quarter of the way done so hang in there. We need to push the limits on female orgasm.">you get a small paper cup of water and the experiment continues...
>>33682171>Men, favorite "bad girl" trait?thicc goth cowtiddy girls with tomboyish behaviors that piledrive men into having sex
>>33682281is this cus im autistic, dang
>>33682284what a thoughtful soul
>>33682265Some of those people have genuinely inhuman looks in their eyes. Black eyes, like a doll's eyes.
>>33682259This, and they would also need to say "S-senpai, owaraseru"
>>33682259this is gay, i'd rather just shove my thumb up her ass instead
>>33682278Uh, my default state is not a mental infant, freak.
>>33682290dude... don't fucking typecast people with dark eyes as evil... what the fuck
>>336822731000000/10May I please have an order of this? but please fuck me til I suck my thumb.
>>33682285It's not an infant thing. The way I see it it's more like she's getting fucked so hard that there's just no thoughts. Not stupid, but just that the only thing in the world for her is getting fucked by me in that moment, and that's what her sucking her thumb would mean for me.
Women cannot be attracted to a man unless they smell the scent of another woman's pussy juice on his genitals. Are they gay?
>>33682294nta i don't think anon was being literal there. but maybe he was because this website is full of racists
Milky Subway is officially done now. Sad.
>>33682297>It's not an infant thing.NTA and M.It absolutely is.
>>33682297nta but is she supposed to actually suck it, or just bring it close to her lips
>>33682297there's no curing pure retardation. this has not ever and will not ever happen unless your girlfriend is into pretending to be an infant.
>>33682299is that true chat
>>33682307There are no cats here.
>>33682257i cant relate, i think ive described my taste before as sexually deviant but emotionally vanilla. i dont ever want to feel bad but i do want to experience literally every physical sensation that exists, even if it hurts. and especially if it hurts, i want encouragement so i can get through it and feel like i'm making him really happy.
>>33682305I want her to actually suck it. >>33682306I don't want her to pretend to be an infant. I want her to be an adult woman who sucks her thumb.
>>33682294it is not the color, its the empty black eyes I know what he means
Ladies, where can I meet you? In a figurative sense
>>33682307Lay off the porn
>>33682297so you would think it was sexy if after sex she shit herself all over the bed? like that's her way of completely letting go. do i even want to know the answer to this
>>33682311why do you even mention the color then? can an evil person not have empty blue or green eyes? the fuck?
>>33682307No, actually incites rage
>>33682308ye.. nice try..
>>33682260Doubt it
>>33682314No, I just like the one specific thing, which is thumb sucking.
>>33682310you are deranged and your fantasy will never come true.
>>33681919Why are the majority of people answering women?
>>33682315idk, retardation
>>33682315nta it's a lack of light in their eyes if that makes any sense to you. it's hard to describe if you haven't experienced it
>>33682286>lab is cold so the sweat is growing goosebumps all over my body>the harsh lights are making my skin look shiny>he holds my face in his hand while he pulls four more out of me with the vibrator
>>33682327having some hyper specific time period and place to jerk off to is female brained shit - they pick a place based on the last fujo anime or romance novel they consumed set in the time period
>>33682263It was definitely an experience and a bit of a culture shock that I needed. But it allowed me to get free college, free housing, and discounts practically everywhere. It also gave me the motivation I needed to turn my lifestyle around. For that, I'm grateful.>>33682299>Women cannot be attracted to a man unless they smell the scent of another woman's pussy juice on his genitals. Are they gay?Hot
Do you have a maximum distance for dating someone? Related: is 2 hours travel too much?
>>33681967>wash my dick off in the showerInstead of taking 10 minutes in the shower spend 30 seconds washing it in the sink. You know, the sink, the thing guys pee in?
>>33682299I have to admit, something about taking it right after out gf did feels weirdly extra hot.
>>33682327men like wars, women like eras.
>>33682307>women are denying preselection now
>>33682330"Hmm, it seems the orgasms are getting harder to achieve. We may need to have some hands to stimulate her breasts and ass."
Car sex? How is it done? Does it feel good? Is leverage different? Where do you go... like a parking spot behind residentials, parking garage, ally? So you need tinted windows or a shade?
>>33682339ok listen i am kind of horny about this but i cannot be straight up erping in atoga, we have to stop
>>33682327I like specific nations, throughout their entire history.
When I see women I can't help but remember that they are pretty frequently shoving cocks down their throat. That seems odd, is that abnormal? It's definitely true, so I don't know what the *problem* is necessarily though.
>>33682338>samefagging to make shit up because everyone is ignoring the bait
>>33682297MThat is an ageplay thing. When I think of fucking a woman so hard she can't think, I think of her eyes rolling back, her back arching and her head lolling around obscenely.In my experience. if she's sucking on anything in this state, it's my own fingers as I hold her head and neck.
womenas per >>33682299 would you spray your scent on a favoured male's penis so he can attract his own mate more successfully?
manons, would you be able to massage your gf's boobs without leading into sexdon't fight in the chat
>>33682307go away
>>33682321Different anon but the thing is you seem to project a bunch of personal associations on it. I as a woman have never, not once, not even online, heard of a woman sucking her thumb in bed for any other reason than that she enjoys that. Nor have I ever heard in any situation of a grown woman sucking her thumb in response to being "broken down". Starting to cry comes to mind to me as a response to being totally overwhelmed.
>>33682349Sure.
>>33681874Didn't the UK just lower the voting age to 16 though? Seems like the winds are going the opposite direction, strangely enough
>>33682294I was making a reference to Jaws and not being a racist.The other guy knows what I meant. It's surreal. I'm not talking about their irises. Their eyes go black. No light whatsoever.
>>33682341shit. you are right. lmao
>>33682339*extra hands
>>33682320Yapp yapp
>>33682356that's not how light works, but i'm sorry you got so traumatized that you have such a wild recollection of events
>>33681896https://welib.org
>>33682349Define sex
>>33682329Those eyes and the sight of duper's delight spreading across their face are things I'm probably never going to forget for as long as I live.
>>33682349M, yes, sometimes sex isn't feasible but boob touching is (like when she's on her period)
>>33682341The public-ness makes it hot
>>33682362penis in vagina, penis in mouth, penis in breasts, penis in hand, penis between body parts, penis in forbidden locations that shall not be named
>>33682360You dense, obtuse motherfucker.
>>33682364why are they so scary bros...
>>33682349YesSometimes it's just nice to grope
>>33682349You're such a zoomer.
>>33682349Yeah, but I might get a boner.
>>33682350y
>>33682290>doll's eyesHonestly I always thought the line was "dog's eyes", and I have always thought negatively about dogs in part thanks to that line
>>33682343Yes it's abnormal. Not unheard of, especially for young guys that watch lots of porn, but not normal.>It's definitely trueSo is people shitting daily, though, but you probably don't have issues not picturing every person you meet in the bathroom farting and shitting.>I don't know what the *problem* isIt will impact, in ways you realize or not, how you think of and treat women in general. It is harder to respect women when you are constantly reminded of them servicing men sexually, potentially. It is more likely to make you angry they're not presently doing that for you. It'll make it harder to take women seriously as people and potential friends. You can scare off potential girlfriends because something feels off in how you interact with them, or because you are/become obsessed with who they used their mouth on in the past.Basically the fact that they are sexual goes from just a fact to something hugely important and meaningful that shapes how you think of and talk to them.
>>33682367public stuff is only exciting to me if either everyone watching is into it or nobody sees us but i'm scared of getting caught, doing it in plain sight where other people just would be annoyed isn't fun at all
>>33682364damn. i've never heard of duper's delight and now i realize how much i've seen it.
>>33682336Some men drown while others die of thirst
>>33682375in my defense, i would never use that and this was an exception
>>33682290>Black eyes, like a doll's eyes.Black circle lenses are fucking hot.WTF is wrong with you?
>>33682372They're demoniacs if you ask this anonymous basketweaver.
>>33682360bpdemon is that you?
>>33682361oh my god it even has the later books translatedthank you so much!!
>>33682369What about penis on breasts or jerking penis above boobs?
>>33682385>in my defenseI've seen enough of you to know no defense is good enough.
>>33682359Cope seethe mald!
>>33682360chat am i cooked if ive been conditioned to get aroused by gaslighting
>>33682345>samefagging>making shit up>baitThe most braindead terminally online retardpost I have ever seen
>>33682369NTA, but also MI think a healthy sexual relationship should include sexual experiences that are focused entirely on the pleasure of one partner rather than on mutual pleasure. I don't know why one-sided sessions are perceived as a bad thing or "cucked" so long as they occur both ways.
>>33682336Well, we are over over.
Girls, what would you think if a guy wanted to fuck your armpit? I like armpits are sexy and I would like to put my penis in one.
>>33682383It's uncanny. It's the same smile no matter whose face it shows up on.
>>33682394The words of the second most sane femanon of stoha.
>>33682331I always thought an obsession with history was something that is a lot more common in men
femanons should post eyes
>>33682400Fine, would think nothing of it other than being down and enjoying it for being a novelty. I have never had a guy explicitly focus much on my armpits but wanting to kiss/lick/smell them at some point is in my experience more common than not at all, I've never slept with a guy who didn't at one point bury his face in there.
>>33682404Nice try fed
>>33682400love it
>>33682403Women love history as a costume, that's why their romance novels use it as a backdrop
>>33682392it just sounds a bit tiresome to do all the time, what if she wants to do that multiple times a day? when do you decide when it's the right time to have sex theni'm thinking too much about it now>>33682393sorry
>>33682400sexy
>>33682390no, he's just describing a physical phenomenon that cannot happen and acting like i'm stupid for saying as much. if he means something metaphorical there's way better words to use than light and color, which are objective traits eyes DO have. you could say the gaze becomes hollow, or a void, or cold, or that they're like pools of water, and every so often you can glimpse beyond the reflection and see something rotten lurking beneath the surface.using physical traits an object already possesses to describe something emotional is not metaphor, it's misinformation.
What's something people take more seriously than they should?
>>33682349For what purpose?
>>33682416Themselves
>>33682397i get that but i feel different about it personally, but i just wonder if doing some things would build up a man too much, while i could survive without wanting to finish and such
>>33682416everything
>>33682404HANDS
>>33682416Entertainment media
>>33682415oh my bad i didn't realize we were playing semantics about someone describing their trauma
>>33682416You.
>>33682417stress relief, the future of mankind, better blood circulation
>>33682415You sound somewhat shriggered for some mysterious reason.
>>33682419nta, but your world changes when you stop dating sex pests and start dating men who see you as a person not a cum dumpster
>>33682426when i said "why are you typecasting people with dark eyes as evil" he could have said "sorry, i meant dark in a metaphorical sense, it was just how it felt to me" and i would have been like "oh, okay, i'm sorry that happened." instead he doubled down on it being a real physical thing. i still sympathized despite being annoyed. no idea what you want from me.
>>33682430So you're not getting off?
>>33682426Nobody here got trauma
>>33682416My cock
>>33682435when you accused him of doing something he wasn't doing, he got defensive. that's how humans work, demon
>>33682434Non sequitir
>>33682404Jannies didn't even like a bit of theigh with measuring tape.
>>33682435>instead he doubled down on it being a real physical thing.I did no such thing. I figure it should be clear to a fluent English speaker what I mean by someone's eyes going black and losing all light in them.
>>33682434i'm a virgin with my own turn offs and turn ons>>33682436kinda
>>33682442They are on high alert this week because of happenings I think
>>33682419>but i feel different about it personallyin what way?>i just wonder if doing some things would build up a man too much, while i could survive without wanting to finish and suchI haven't had a gf in a while but I was fine with the delayed gratification of just getting an erection from fingering her or squeezing her tits for a bit. Or you know, sometimes it feels good to make >her feel good.I also think people rush into sex too quickly in relationships and then end up feeling used.
>>33682434I rarely had sex with my last girlfriemdbecause she acted like she never wantedit.
>>33682439>hey don't say people with dark eyes are evil>no no when people are evil their eyes LITERALLY turn black>that isn't how eyes work, but i'm sorry you went through whatever it is you went through>YOU DEMON STOP ACCUSING ME?
>>33682439They can't help themselves.
>>33682444then don't settle for men who act like they will die if they don't cum. trust
>>33682445Drama? What's the sitch, wade?
>>33682434Life gets better when you aren't full of resentment towards men for feeling any form of.sexual desire
>>33682453No, I mean world things
>>33682453You make the best references fr
How do you get over the physical need to cuddle
>>33682395At risk of being cooked, certainly.
>>33682459become cold and heartless
I'm so inexperienced with sex that I would need a gf who is willing to tolerate that and ease me into things, but I think any women around my age would never want to date somebody like that. How real of a concern is that?
>>33682448I am so glad i only know you through an anonymous forum where we can easily go back and disprove your gaslighting. All three of the responses to your post (an accusation, NOT a question btw) said that it was not literal color it was talking about light.
what's the point of getting married when she can just divorce you and take half your stuff at any time?
>>33682463how old?
>>33682459F hug my pillow (or my parents)
>>33682443it is not clear, because eyes can naturally look black (despite just being dark brown). you also initially said BPDemons just... have black eyes. which isn't true, some have light eyes. you can try to act like i'm being unreasonable all you want, but i asked why you said something objectively untrue, and you escalated it to this without me being even rude. literally all i said was "don't say people with dark eyes are evil" and "that's not how eyes work but i'm sorry you went through that". jesus.
>>33682466it's fun
>>33682467well that response doesn't bode well...
>>33682454i don't feel resentment at men for feeling sexual desire. i resent men who make it my problem and my responsibility to fix. i'm happily dating someone who doesn't do that, and shocker it makes me want to have sex more knowing i won't be guilt tripped about his blue balls if we have to stop.
>>33682456Oh yeah. That.>>33682457Lol thanks
>>33682469>literally all i said was "don't say people with dark eyes are evil"Which is not something I said.>and "that's not how eyes work but i'm sorry you went through that"Which is obviously insincere and passive aggressive. Go fuck yourself.
>>33682446>in what way?i'd like to give oral but i wouldn't want to receive it way (serious crime)thanks for telling me how it's like for you, i get it but i hhave fever so i'm worse at replies than usual
>>33682250I don’t see the point in having friends
>>33682477i was being completely sincere but whatever man.
>>33682459sometimes hospitals will let you "perform therapy" on coma patients if you convince them that physical contact makes them more likely to wake upworst they can say is no
If I hear a woman talking about her mental health, I immediately know she is terrible.
>>33682481begone demon
>>33682453I'm gonna mention it here because it'll get ignored on /pol/All these late night shows have been running since like the 50's. And they run on the same format. Except now there are more than 4 tv stations and no one watches them. The writing staff for each show has only increased in number despite viewership going down, turning all of these shows into financial black holes. So now that Trump is cracking down, the networks have an excuse to finally cut the fat and cancel all of them while pretending they don't want to
>>33682484cool
>>33682481I'm so sincerely sorry this conversation upset you.
>get a gf>she shows you her boobswhat's the catch?
>>33682490they have big scary mouths and bite you
>>33682490You have to show her you benis
>>33682490you'll find out, once it's too late to back out. by design. look up praying mantis post-coital behavior.
>>33682490they want your bodily fluids in exchange. Kinda like spiders
>>33682484When I hear a woman talking I Immediately remember she only ever be mediocre at everything she sets her mind to
>>33682490EVERYTHINGif you know you know
>>33682490Cock in me. That's the exchange.
>>33682466love
>>33682245NTA, m, I don't use a washcloth either. They typically leave a smell on me so I don't use them. I do, however, shampoo all my hair. Pits, groin, chest hair>>33682107>flakes/residueThat never happens to me and I never use a washcloth>>33682031NTA, why would I exfoliate my dick??? As a male I have made the mistake of rubbing exfoliating scrub on my dick. It was both red and sore for days.
I don’t want a boyfriend anymore
>>33682500Nonsense
>>33682478HahaI'm literally posting sick from home as well. My fever just broke.>i'd like to give oral but i wouldn't want to receive it way (serious crime)That'd be a little disappointing to me, but I could probably live with it so long as you're fine with me pleasuring you in other ways. I'm sure there are plenty of guys who was prefer that situation though. One reason I was incompatible with my ex was because while I like giving and receiving, she only liked receiving. So I think I'd rather be with a girl like you than with her if I got in another relationship. She'd fucking never crawl under my desk and give me head while I worked/gamed.
I want gf more than ever now after that hugging and saliva posting
>>33682504Some of us know how to bathe and wipe our asses, I promise!
>>33682500fr
>>33682504Same, I want a husband
>>33682499That's not a catch, that's a bona fide boner bonus!
>>33682508>cant get a gf unless a woman marks my penis with her scent>a gf is the person who does thatchat is this a bug
>>33682514It's just like a job. You can't get a job unless you have experience. You gotta trick one and then you're in
>>33682509You drive a hard bargain, unfortunately I'm not buying
Today I realized I never in 25 years of my life saw a single female wearing black socks.. and it got me thinking
My birthday is tomorrow
>>33682490Most women have ugly fucking tits
>>33682521Gaaaaaaay.
>>33682519I can't imagine actually wanting to celebrate my birthday, must be a woman thing
>>33682519is the gang doing anything spesh for u
>>33682507i agree even if it can be hard to get in a new relationship i also think it's important that the two people are compatible, i think there's nothing wrong with the two/three types, it just depends on how you perceive thingshope you can get better soon
>>33682519If I was so devoid of friendship that I needed to say that offtopic on an /adv/ forum, I think I'd kms.
>>33682519A premature happy birthday to you, anon!
Does downloading pictures from the social media pages of girls I know and uploading them to threads on /b/ for people to describe how they need to be fucked violate the non-aggression principle?
>>33682521i have nice & perky boobs but also a mid face. only the blessed few can have the best of both worlds sadly, (and most of them go for equally attractive men if that isn't obvious ofc)
>>33682538Mid definitely isn't ugly. Most people are mid. I'm thinking boob thoughts now.
>>33682538*squeeze*
>>33682521describe how yours look like
i just need a hypersexual femcel gf with rampant depraved sexual fetishes but is also afraid of sexsomething is deeply, deeply wrong with western civilization, that i cannot have this
>>33682535sounds like you're acting indian
I need a gf with a big fat ass who likes getting buttplapped
>>33682546hi. ya found me.
>>33682521Trvke.
>>33682549o_O
>>33682548Patrician taste
>>33681919M1990s Japan.
Need gf no taller than five feet.
>>33682558Best I can do is a gf with five feet.
>>33682549i love you and will not be able to sleep a wink until i have you in my arms. please take all the time you need to overcome your deep-seated mistrust of men, who you in your heart are not entirely convinced are actually human, and i lovingly hope that we might one day develop such a fierce, intimate bond that you will allow me to remain in the same room as you while i expose my penis to the air (lights off).
>>33682526Thanks, hope you get well soon as well!
>>33682521Mine are pretty but too small
>>33682558instructions unclear, sending you a 6'7" gf
>>33682559Four veganias??
>>33682559Maliciously compliant djinn hands
>>33682562Hang yourself for this post
>>33682559youre going to attract the footfriends..
Anons, how would you feel if a girl's hobby was making her own energy drinks from scratch? Would it be weird if she had a little cabinet filled with powdered caffeine, b vitamins, and such? If she spent time every week making fruity syrups?
>>33682566Don't think I'd mind this, honestly. Someone that tall has got to have some health problems, though.
>>33682575that's p cool imo but i am a nerd
>>33682575economical and wholesome? the drink industry is a scam anywaycan she also mix poisons
State gender: What would you do if you learned that a ghost was trying to contact you though /atoga/?
>>33682575Not weird at all. That's cool. I'd be her taste tester.
>>33682579MI'd be pretty flattered and very interested.
Who here would settle for an onlyfans gf? Be honest.
>>33682575>now aware of "tfw no apothecary gf"
>>33682579F contact a priest asap
>>33682583settle? who wouldnt want a desirable gf
>>33682583umm....
>>33682578Yeah after spending $20 on red bulls a week, I'm starting to think it's unsustainable. The cheapest I can get it is $1.60 a can in flavors I don't prefer. I am also cutting down on drinking significantly, but I miss making cocktails. Mixing up energy drinks feels like a big investment because the powders are expensive but it might be cheaper and more fun in the long run. Plus healthier, because I can control the sugar content.
>>33682579f, ask it wtf it wants
>>33682575Can you make me one that doesn't make me wish for death after the buzz wears off?
>>33682519Happy early birthday. Thanks for being one of the most decent namefags here.
guys i unlocked monkfish are you proud of me
>>33682525>is the gang doing anything spesh for uYes, my fiancée and I are going out with my best friend and her husband. I don't know what they have planned, but I'm a little excited.>>33682533>A premature happy birthday to you, anon!Thank you, Exhibanon. Once again the only decent soul in these threads.
>>33682592just b careful because too much caffeine can be lethal and the amount is not that big in a spoon really.
>>33682598idk what that is but good job I guess
>>33682565What does the rest of you look like?
>>33682596Hm, maybe, but it might require me to buy some more expensive things like l-theanine and it would require some research...
>>33682600Oh I am far too autistic to just be scooping things in, I'll be measuring everything exactly on a scale, and probably making big batches to last a week or so.
>>33682583I wouldn't. Maybe I'd date someone who did it in the past, but probably not.
>lifting weights so that when I listen to ASMR exams and she compliments my body it doesnt feel like she's lyinganyone else?
>Gain weight >Still flatIs this the worst
>>33682614yes
Men, chivalrous traits or actions you enjoy doing for women?Women, chivalrous traits or actions you enjoy being done for you?
>>33682606>some lucky bastard has an autistic mixologist gf brewing custom monsters for him frankenstein style while i choke down white monsters like a pedestrian
>>33682031NTA, but I'm dissapointed by these answers>>33682034This one is good though.
>>33682617let's be real, nothing she makes will be as good as a white monster, and I think you meant plebian
>>33682614no. try gaining weight and getting less curvy instead of more. it goes straight to my waist. i go from lightly curvy skeleton to minifridge. feels bad man.
>>33682612this is the 2025 version of that banner with a /fit/ post about being worthy of masturbating to more attractive anime characters
>>33682616>Men, chivalrous traits or actions you enjoy doing for women?I stopped doing them at this point honestly.
I can't believe some gigantic faggot spoiled MGSV for me just as I was finishing chapter 2.
>>33682616Pick up heavy thing.
>>33682620This is my greatest fear. I spend all this money on powders and nothing comes close to the feeling of drinking an ice cold peach red bull. Fuck this clown earth
>>33682616>Men, chivalrous traits or actions you enjoy doing for women?"Ladies first" whenever the opportunity arises for it and holding doors open.
>>33682626I think the nutrition part will be easy to tackle but it's making it taste good that will be tough
>>33682624You had ten years, anon!
>>33682575marriage material
>>33682620pedestrian was supposed to come with an illustration but it didnt pass review >>33682626you need to add love
>>33682616it's very generic but buying me a drink (i really like it even if it's a guy buying drinks for several people or everyone in the group and not me specifically lmao).
>>33682583If she looks like Sophie Rain or Corinna then sure
>>33682597Thank you for making me feel appreciated
>>33682616I really like it when a guy offers me their hand or makes sure all the girls in a group get home safe
>>33682616maybe it's common sense but i really appreciate it when they pick up something that fell for me since i usually wear skirts or dresses
>>33682616I like when he opens the car doors for me because it's so extra and funny. He never gets there before I get there so he has to physically get in my way to stop me from opening the door which leads us to touching and kissing and laughing
>>33682624Words that killwill you speak them to me
>>33682621>feels bad man.Fr. At least I'm still kinda pear shaped I guess
>>33682628Yeah, especially if I'm not loading it up with an ass ton of corn syrup. That's also part of the fun experimentation part, though.
>>33682616from my experience being chivalrous is an ick. I never had a positive reaction if I tried it
>>33682616MI like opening car doors for women
How do I F ask my friend to be my wing woman
Women, what makes you feet bratty?
>>33682648How distant are you to this friend that you can't even ask that? I've asked my best friend to help me shave my pubes.
>>33682616MAnything, and not just for women. If somebody drops something of theirs or knocks something over in a store, I help pick it up. If our elevator is broken and somebody has groceries, I help carry them all up the stairs. If a neighbor has trash that needs to go out, I offer to take it.
>>33682648>could you help me hooking up with some cute guy?
>>33682236>not knowing how to wash your assbidet and soap/scrub my crack with my hands in the shower, it's not that difficult>>33682245not everyone needs to wash off as often or with the intensity you do, goblin ass motherfucker
>>33682614It's fine to be flat.And you don't want a guy who only would want you for having big tits.
My average wife.Say something nice about her.
It's so hot when women are scared. I don't know if that's bad or whatever. But it turns me on so much.
>>33682614get pregnant, that shit balloons your tits
>>33682647That is a great trait. Want to help me vacuum my car? My lunchbreak is in an hour!
>>33682614Whats the ass situation however
>>33682648Don't call it that, just ask her to come with you and help you pick guys to approach, help you strike up conversation more casually etc. It helps to flatter her ("I feel more relaxed with you around" for example, or "you can talk to anyone"). Make sure to pick a friend who strikes a good balance between good social skills and not being so irresistable to men that you are bound to have issues with that.>>33682651There's a very specific kind of patronizing chivalrous sexism - "blah blah, I would say more but there's ladies present" - that makes me feel like a bratty teenager willing to do anything that ruins the illusion of wholesome innocence. I still don't usually act on it but I do hate it. Same for random men that don't know you at all saying stuff like "you have no idea what goes on in guys' minds"...
>>33682658Looks like AIslop.
>>33682334>10 minutesnigga it takes 2 minutes max, im not taking a full on shower, just getting it wet, scrubbing it down, rinsing it off, then drying off
>>33682651When a man tells me what to do. When I stick my tounge out. Being groped and not asking
https://files.catbox.moe/1oslfd.pngMe and femanon
>>33682659Have you taken the bdsm test? You would probably score high on the hunter category.
>>33682614What does your midriff look like?
>>33682651same as >>33682665 pretty much but ngl i never voice it irl.
>>33682669what is this
>>33682635You're very welcome. I hope it's a special day.
>>33682669I don't think that position is in the Kamasutra
>>33682669Just post cropped porn you n00b
>>33682659what about crying
me when I tell femanon that her roastbeef mess isnt that bad she'll for sure find a fat and balding guy in the future
>>33682616Just holding doors. Allowing me ahead in line is also forgivable. You may look at my butt if you do that.
Anon, what do you do when you shoot four air balls in a playoff game? Do you sulk? Do you weep? When you disappointed all of your teammates, when you let down all of the fans, do you ask for sympathy? Do you ask why me? Or do you get off of the plane and go straight to Palisades High and get the janitor to open up the gym and lock yourself in there until the sun comes up?
>>33682677horseanon, what was your hyperfixfagation before anime horses?
>talking to therapist>he's convinced i cant feel emotion or connections to people because of previous trauma i dont know about>ask him if theres any chance im a sociopath/psychopath>"huh im not really sure, im not too familiar with the diagnoses. lets look them up together">we go down the symptoms line by line and the only things that dont line up are my lack of aggression>>"nahh that doesnt sound right"femanons, can i find love if i cant feel any emotions(including love)? where can i find someone to fix me?
>>33682671Not too bad, the weight usually goes directly to my thighs>>33682664See above>>33682661Ideal solution
>>33682678If they're crying from choking on my dick then I love it. I don't like if they're crying because their feelings are hurt.
>>33682614Men really don't hate flat chests nearly as much as you might suspect. You could be flat and chubby, and I'm still going to be attracted to you if you have a pretty face, a cute tummy and legs.
>>33682682desu if my fat ass is in the playoffs then something went horribly wrong a while ago.
>>33682678turns me off if it's because of pain, otherwise its hot
>>33682672For what it's worth, in my experience the easiest and quickest way to cut it down is to make a comment/joke very quickly afterwards (to someone that does know you) that makes it very clear apparently you are fine with the topic he wanted to protect you from. If you argue the guy directly it'll turn into a back and forth, but if you indirectly let him feel he totally misjudged you, they are usually long glad to not draw more attention to their assumptions. Bonus is if they are actually deeply conservative, hearing a woman make graphic jokes or something can be enough to make them leave.
Femanons, does this apply to you too? >>33682681I may have to start letting you all go ahead in lines lol
>>33682688Whitepill
>>33682683I can't say because there have been so many
>>33682669UghPlapposting
Anyone know a way to access members only youtube vids without an account?
Women, would you rather he groom his dick and balls to be smooth regularly (Nair or waxing), well shaven regularly with a razor, or wild and caveman hairy (it traps a lot of his smell)?
>>33682698No.
>>33682694I'd hope so. Flat women are hot.
>>33682699I like full bush, I feel it looks best and is most practical.
>>33682245their parents didn't teach them how to do stuff correctly, just the gist, and so they went full minimum
>>33682699Not smooth but not wildly hairy either
>>33682699anything that can be close to the first
>>33682702I love you
>>33682702Thank you, anon. It is mutual.
>>33682257would you rather he be sweet and soft/sensual with you, or him to be mean and rough? Or is it that you enjoy both, but having them mix is jarring?
>>33682686If you are bottom heavy with small tits i will still relentlessly plap you
>>33682686You sound hot!
Would you visit your girlfriend everyday at lunch if she thought it was special and she occasionally surprised you with sexy stuff?
>>33682710mean and rough, soft can be for cuddles
>>33682278i'm not saying this gives pedo vibes, but, uh, it certainly isn't normal
>>33682713Yeah, probably even without the sexy stuff.My parents do this, actually.
>>33682694I don't give a shit if she's flat if she has a nice tummy
>>33682708>>33682709Pubes are great, like a visual marker of where the good stuff is, never understood why it's such a big deal to people.>but hairs in my mouthIf my hair is shoulder length or longer, my own hair will more often be a reason for me to stop and pick it out anyway. It's not a turn off it's just whatever, something that happens like needing to readjust to not cramp up. And not as often as some seem to think either. Plus no friction burns.
>>33682710Both are enjoyable. Like, spank me until I cry and then slow and sentual
>>33682699Medium trimmed is aesthetic. Not impeding suck with bush but not completely bare.
>>33682699all of that is vile, trim or get lost
>>33682699Just trim it and for fucks sake hit it with some soap every so often
>>33682665>"you have no idea what goes on in guys' minds"...lol, people like this prob think they're more complex than they really are
I never have(and never will) trim/shave any hair below my neck. Seethe, foids.
you glowies will never shill body hair to me
>>33682720Exact same wavelength here. You're killing me btw.
>>33682731you also never have/never will get your penis sucked
>>33682733you pedophiles will never shill childrens bodies to me so the feeling is mutual
>>33682729I'm man, and even I hear guys saying that as "I have no idea what goes on in women's minds"
>>33682731FNeither Have i
>>33682715Well thanks for not calling me a pedophile. I just think it's such a cute and vulnerable look.
>>33682731Until the last word, I thought you were me! So, samesies but "seethe, moids" instead :)
>>33682729It's worse, the "nobody could understand my endless layers" types are there too (especially in puberty) but the specific flavor I mean is more like they are assuming that being a woman you would be shocked by men enjoying (all kinds of! even kinky/weird!) porn or having a lot of sexual fantasies... Basically a "you sweet summer child" irl to your face.
>>33682741Nothing wrong with ageplay between consenting adults.
>>33682736i'm a woman and i just like seeing our bodies at the most clear state mostly
>>33682735I have and regularly do. As another anon mentioned, it's typically the foid getting her hair in her mouth, not my hair. Just push the bush down lmao.>>33682738>>33682742Hot, post bush
>>33682734Happy to know my people are out there, I hope you will one day have great fuzzy sex with someone like-minded! It really is the best.
I said dick and balls here >>33682699, not the bush. So most of you guys are really okay with [him] having fuzzy balls and the hair near the base of his shaft?
>hairy pussy itt
>>33682745Keep your weird freak fetish to your bedroom and I won't judge it as long as no one's getting hurt. If you come here and brag about it, I will call you a freak and say it's weird to want to fuck a woman who is acting like a baby. What's hard to understand about this?
>>33682745It's not ageplay though. It really isn't. I want an adult woman to just suck her thumb.
>>33682750Yeah, the alternative to that is stubble which hurts like fuck. There's nothing worse than grinding on a man with a 5 o'clock shadow on his cock. Plus I like body hair in general.
Shaved pussy but landing strip above it to rub my face in
>>33682755why not ur thumb? wouldn't that be sexier
boysDo you really believe that it’s “alpha” to deny a woman of sex?
>>33682758worst possible taste
Femanons, do you do any of the following?>4 am workout sessions>ice baths>cold showers>meditation >daily stoic philosophy reading
I need a stacked redhead who wears a turtleneck
>>33682758> - ->Everybody hated that.
>>33682750Yeah totally. I prefer bush but smooth balls/penis over full shaven but I would rather have all the fuzz, looks more natural and complete to me.
>>33682760There are no boys allowed here, pedo. This site is 18+
>>33682760ye
>>33682693a lot of men do this, mainly opening doors or letting you go first, and i guess it's nice. i hold doors too though.
>>33682756>stubble hurtsI mean, he could just wax or nair or anything equivalent>I like body hairI see, can't argue against that. How long after you've guys had sex (as in, "after the 5th time") should he ask for your hair preferences? Cause asking on the 1st would be weird
>>33682772Ok but can I stare at your ass
>>33682765why does she have a pen like that for a necklace. wouldn't she dribble ink all down her titties
>>33682764any jane tates
>>33682758Im a plaid skirt and stockings? Perfect Friday lunch or drive in movie date outfit.
>>33682760No, those thoughts are odd
receiving psychological damage as a sensitive young lady
>>33682774>asking for permissionno
>>33682764>4 am workout sessionsno, because that would go against the natural circadian rhythm of the human body>ice bathsno because finishing with cold water when showering has basically the same health benefits without wasting insane amounts of ice >cold showersafter washing with warm water because I appreciate actually getting clean >meditationI use repetitive chores as meditative practices >daily stoic philosophy readingI have read enough of that, it's really not so complicated that you have to keep rereading the same few takes over and over
>>33682685You're not a socio/psycho, a person with real ASPD wouldn't care they can't feel love. I bet you have trauma and/or depressed.
>>33682764>4 am workout sessions8pm workout sessions, bonus points if it's also just after i ate lol>ice bathslong hot showers sorry not sorry>cold showerssame as above>meditationsometimes but not very often>daily stoic philosophy readingi used to read a lot but not anymore recently sadlyso none of them basically.
>>33682759I would like that too. I just like the way a women looks sucking her thumb. I've tried to explain it to the best of my ability, but maybe I can't put it into words perfectly. I just like it. But yes if a girl wanted to suck my thumb I'd like that too.
F: how many police reports have you made for rape?M: how many rape investigations have you had?M and 3 investigations here, never got past a grand jury tho
Need a femanon to sit on my face.
I'm tired
>>33682773>nairBruh that stuff stings, you'd really put that on your balls? Isn't the skin there sensitive
>>33682773Depends, if it's a fwb type situation, I would be fine with him asking before we even had sex as long as sex was agreed on already anyway. In a relationship, I'm not going to shave, and I make that pretty clear early on, so it naturally comes up in that conversation that I prefer he is hairy too. I think it's not a weird thing to ask someone you are sleeping with if they prefer you do this or that. It's more likely to go over well if you suggest that you do something more (shave), or that they do something less (not shave), than vice versa. It shows you care about their input and what they like without placing expectations on them.
>>33682787I've gone to prison for other shit but not rape, that's low
>>33682782>it's really not so complicated that you have to keep rereading the same few takes over and overIt's not about simply understanding it, it's about drilling it into your head over and over again until it subconsciously influences how you think. I've probably read the same things and watched the same videos a million times.
>>33682790Nta but I've done it, it HURTS LIKE A BITCH, but worth it if you like being bare
>>33682787M, 0. I've encouraged a woman I dated to file a police report against a man she said raped her, but she refused to do so.
>>33682790nta but I think they make a version specifically for pubes.
>>33682792what did you do?
>>33682774i assume they already do it but thankfully no obese men seem do it or uggo men in general
>>33682685Do you want love? Do you want to be fixed? That, in itself, is an emotion. You are probably highly derealized or dissociated, is my guess. I have this due to trauma that I didn't realize was trauma until much much later. It feels like you are almost acting out emotions sometimes, but actually feeling them is dull or hazy? You are actually feeling them though, ur subconscious is just protecting you from feeling the full brunt of these emotions because it thinks they are too painful for you to feel and continue functioning.
>>33682758good taste
>>33682796nta, it's because the police don't care, won't help, and tend to make the situation even worse or more traumatizing than if you didn't go at all.
>>33682783I'm incapable of feeling emotions(for longer than a few seconds) other than anger, im just generally numb. I can't feel a connection to people, even though I do desire it. I know who I SHOULD love(my family, gf, etc) but I don't genuinely care about any of them, I just pretend to because it makes life so much more convenient. Yes I've been diagnosed with treatment resistant depression, but I dunno, a depressed person should still feel connections to people right? Or some empathy/sympathy?
>>33682794weak I train my subconscious through action
i can't even type a chad's farm morning milking routine
>>33682805Yeah, the more you talk the more it sounds like derealization/dissociation. You may not feel connected to family and friends because you can't be vulnerable around others.
>>33682799Fraud, forgery, reckless driving, drug trafficking, distributing to minors, child endangerment, unlawful possession of a deadly weapon, failure to appear, perjury, impersonating an officer, aggravated assault, theft, carjacking.
>>33682616I'm admittedly a simp, so I'd never reveal any of this irl due to the consequences>doing male stuff trad that's harder for women, like heavy lifting, machine repairs or maintenance>lifting and carrying her around>paying for us/taking the paycheck when we're out together>pushing the door open first>buying her little stuff like flowers or an extra burger/"souvenir" when I go out, just presenting her stuff>this is a little further down but driving for herYes, it is sad, so you always gotta hold back to not get taken advantage of
>>33682808>morning milkinggod, I would love to be the chick to milk him dry first thing. maybe he would letme put it on my cereal.
>>33682752<3
>>33682808>Chad pets your head.There there, little cow, it's alright. I'll take care of it from here.>He softly massages your swollen udder while attaching your collar to a leash and then leads you to the milking station.
>>336827870, never been raped or molested. i live in a pretty high trust society or at least it used to be that way when i was a teen
>>33682808why not?
Girls think they want a 24/7 submissive free use lifestyle until their boyfriend starts fucking them while their sister is calling to say that Mom died.
>>33682790No, I myself actually PLUCK em with a tweezer. I don't have as much/fast hair growth as other guys (like to the extreme, guys who grow a mm every 15 hrs or something), so I can get like >90% smooth with minimal maintenance effort, and the hairs come out thin. Hardest is the first time when the hairs are thickest. I did it out of my own preference, not for any woman
>>33682812nta, but my man is like this and he's very sweet. how can i make sure he feels appreciated? he does so much for me, i feel like i can never do enough for him. i don't want him to feel taken advantage of.
>>33682685Have you been seen a by a psychiatrist? If not it should be a priority for you atm. Not to push any beliefs on you but you may benefit from some spiritual guidance as well. You could just pray or meditate on your own if that's more of your thing.
>>33682815that's okay but i thought only 30 year old men use "chick" and i'm staring at you right now>>33682818that was close to what i was writing!>>33682820just don't have enough willpower today, body and consciousness holds me back
>>33682824Really depends on his love language. Words of affirmation or random physical contact will likely work.
>>33682822yeah uh, that's the C part of CNC. it's not real NC. you still need C.
>>33682801>Do you want love? Do you want to be fixed?I do, just because I feel like it will put me in this magical state where all of my problems disappear and I can actually be happy.>That, in itself, is an emotion.This probably wont make sense, but it doesn't feel like an emotion, it's more of a goal.>You are probably highly derealized or dissociated, is my guessAbsolutely. Some days I'm pretty much convinced that life isn't real, and my entire life is just a microsecond of chaos I've focused on in the noise that is true existence. Like I'm finding patterns in the noise, piecing them together, and extrapolating them, and life is just an illusion based on the coherent images that I find/form. I really don't know how to describe it.>>33682801>It feels like you are almost acting out emotions sometimes, but actually feeling them is dull or hazy?Kind of, but it's more of a reaction than a feeling. Do you sometimes express emotions at times when you shouldn't be feeling any? Like for example, sometimes I'll just be driving and start crying for no apparent reason with no emotions attached to the tears.Did you manage to make any progress on finding/dealing with the trauma?
>>33682777Sex in a car outfit
>>33682804I understood, but it broke my heart all the same. it was one of her fucking friends, too.
>>33682822what about the guy having sex with her all the time, he should worry about his parents too
Y'all ever do that ALS Ice Bucket Challenge ?
>>33682816Gib pls.
>>33682775I know what else would dribble down her titties and its not ink
>ex deleted her social media and her fiance has deleted all her photosIs it bad that it makes me feel better, like maybe I wasn't the problem in our relationship after all
>>33682836no
>>33682836No one challenged me :(
>>33682841or maybe she just doesn't want to be on social media anymore
>>33682826>At the station, you are on all fours, attached to a pole with your leash, back arched.>Chad sits down at his milking stool and gazes at your body. You notice his cock growing larger through his grey sweatpants. He slowly massages your breasts and begins pinching your nipples, and you can tell he's becoming more desperately aroused.>He puts his other hand down his pants and gets up, knocking over the stool. "Looks like I'm the one getting milked today, little cow.">He throws his pants off and rushes to slam his cock into you, over and over
>>33682841why are you keeping track on her still
>>33682836I got nominated but never did it. I wonder if they would find it funny if I finally did it and tagged them.
>>33682846Just a random check in, I like seeing how all my old friends, enemies, exes are doing
Challenging femanon to /adv/ PLAP challenge
>>33682841Not at all. If you bragged about it to somebody, that would be lame.I'd probably feel the same way if I heard my ex's marriage failed. Not gleeful and not exactly vindicated, but relieved.
>>33682839How
>>33682841Schadenfreude is best enjoyed in small doses
>>33682810I guess I should look into the differences between the types of emotional detachment>>33682825Yeah, multiple. Just pushed depression meds on me which made me dissociate more. I got genetic testing to see which meds are supposedly more compatible with me, yet none of the ones listed as compatible helped at all. I even got transcranial magnetic stimulation treatment and that didn't do shit. Next thing to look at is ketamine therapy.>spiritual guidanceI was raised kinda religious, and I've tried praying as an adult, but I've never felt a "connection" to God. I dunno what "talking to God" actually refers to. Maybe I should speak to some kinda priest.
>>33682831Hot. An ole Friday nooner
Femanon bush inspection day.
>>33682845anon i'm unable to write anything like this as much as i'm unable to read it but i've done it regardless, i'll proceed to the meditation session now
I'm about to get an old friend fired for what he said about Charlie Kirk. I really used to like this guy. Thought about letting him go for old times sake. But maybe he just needs a reality check.
>>33682349Of course. Touching boobs is always a win.
>>33682851what is that
>>33682805>I can't feel a connection to people, even though I do desire it.That's the key, sociopaths don't desire connection. They can't feel it and don't care about it. And it's a myth sociopaths can't feel emotions, they just can't feel some like guilt and shame.
>>33682856Yeah like I'm not happy about it, I let out a sigh of relief not a chuckle
I challenge >>33682843 to do the ALS ice bucket challenge <3
>>33682864How brave of you to participate in the current thing
>>33682864you're here again? why are you so gay for charlie kirk
>>33682857Astral projection? Chance encounters on a dating site that we both happen to use? I dunno.
>>33682875No wonder I keep feeling that...
>>33682864What happened to freedom of speech
>>33682519Happy birthday! Hope you get laid and stuff.
>>33682878neither freedom nor speech are free
I’ve been astral projecting my chudette femcel pussy on all of you and now I have an infection
>>33682874I actually never watched his show. But he held views similar enough to mine that anyone celebrating his death would celebrate mine too. I want to make these deranged leftists feel consequences, otherwise they'll continue killing people like me. We don't use violence, but we can make their lives much worse. >>33682878They killed the guy who was willing to have a discussion.
>>33682830Yes, I have struggled with exactly this. I have recovered a lot. I'm not going to lie, though, it fucking sucks. Basically your body and brain aren't really as disconnected as we think. Your body is outing itself in a state it considers "safe" because it thinks, for some reason or another, that feeling emotions is "dangerous". (For me personally it's because I was suffocated when I cried as a child lol) These emotions don't go away, they get pent up and leak out at random times. What helped me a lot was, realizing WHY emotions felt dangerous to me, and somatic calming techniques. When you feel "safe" you are going to feel all those pent up emotions. It sucks and it's exhausting, but it ends eventually, once you know better coping mechanisms. This may look different for you, so talk to your therapist about it, but I would look up how to cope with negative thought spirals, intrusive thoughts, emotional flashbacks, and stuff like that before you try to come out of the derealized state. Sorry if this is a lot of projection or a totally incorrect read, you just sound similar to how I felt back before I worked through it, so I hope this helps you or even someone else who might read it.
>>33682878
>>33682881stfu
>>33682882>influencer baiting for views is a discussion Get a grip
>>33682824What the other guy said was a right answer. There's a lot of things you can do for him in a kind way he'd appreciate...There are many things you need to do to keep him like this. To switch it up, instead of spouting obvious stuff, I'll give you an evil response: pretend that you want to do the same for him. You want him to keep wanting to buy you stuff? Get out your credit card when the payment comes, and if he's like me, he's gonna instinctively think "Oh hell no!", and want to pay for you. You can even push a little, like "no it's okay babe, you don't have too", and it's gonna make me push even more. On occasion, try to open the door first for the two of you; if he's a guy who ALWAYS is trying to open the door for you (which I gotta say isn't the norm, so it might not even be a 'him' thing), he's gonna notice and will be thinking "fuck, I missed this one", and will try harder next time. For me, specifically, I want to be with someone who wants to treat me well in a similar way. There's some saying, like a great relationship is 60/40 where both partners aim to be the 60. If the other partner is showing that she is trying to do stuff, it's gonna want me to do more (again, this is not the norm amongst people- if anything, most try to do the 40). If I found out she was faking it, it would crush me. If I believed she was really trying, it would send me over the moon. So you can see why I would never say this irl.He isn't me, so mileage will vary. But it's sorta easy to manipulate people who like to give, unfortunately
>>33682859I have one last recommendation but I strongly recommend you do not try this on your own: find a TRE practitioner and do some sessions. It's one of the few promising alternatives I know of.
>>33682864Look at this woke snowflake participating in cancel culture. Thanks for proving you were never interested in free speech!
I have an ugly heart and a doomed life the only time I feel okay is when I ovulate because my hormones make it impossible for me to feel bad
>>33682890I'm sorry that his mode of communication at the time he was brutally murdered in public wasn't your preference.
>>33682882free speech has a cost
>>33682878Dead, just like the United States has been ever since the Zionist lobby took it over.
>>33682668Hot
>>33682895NTA but kinda a gross argument when a guy just got murdered publicly by your side for free speech
>>33682895You understand the difference and you're pretending not to because you, like all leftists, are an extremely dishonest person.
>>33682898I think it’s embarrassing that you fell for the distraction meant to take away from people talking about the girl who got her throat slit.
>>33682874He's attracted to beavis-style heads, obviously
Yes, yes, get divided and conquered. Get mad. Great job everyone. Left and right, red and blue.Good god this shit is so fucking boring.
>>33682911and what are you
>>33682882>We don't use violenceExcept this shooting is notable because it WASN'T done by a right wing lunatic, lmfao, unlike literally every other shooting this decade. You are so brainwashed by the media it's pathetic.
Let me bounce on it I want our pubes to get tangled together
9/11 themed diildos
>>33682913A human being tired of partisan politics and the uniparty's propaganda.
>>33682904"Your side" can you be any more idiotic? Why would I argue with someone who makes baseless assumptions about his opponent and their views. I'm not a leftist.
Feeling the unbearable urge to steal food out of the fridge at work
>>33682922that's based, do that
>>33682916She call my wee wee Tower 7 the way she forget about it entirely.
>>33682907I'm not a leftist, though. Making fun of useful idiots has no political party affiliation.
>>33682922Please don't, that's really mean
>>33682919Leftists aren't the problem, violent psychopaths who relish in people's deaths are
>>33682926I do that and I say that
>>33682908People are talking about them both together. Charlie was murdered by an evil leftist, and the poor girl on the train was murdered because of evil leftist soft-on-crime polices.
Feeling really bad for americanons rn, the situation looks absolutely crazy.
>>33682929Is it relishing to say Charlie Kirk is ok with his own death? Do we really need to rehash his own quotes about acceptable deaths, children watching public executions, etc? No, I think /pol/ was ignoring you so you came to bait instead. Go fill out some job applications.
>>33682933they deserve it
>>33682916Double Sided: The Twin's TowerSize Queen: Double Towers of TerrorSingle Vibe: Flaming 757
>>33682915i want to cum into your wet pussy, and let the mixture of our fluids drip down the sides of my dick and drench our entangled pubs as you grind your as on my lap, then i want you to taste it and bring some up to me so we can share our flavour together.
>>33682933Really? I feel more bad for Europe at this point
>>33682936Can't argue with that
>>33682933It could be worse... Life is still pretty good here in the flyover states. I'm sad to see what has become of my country, though.I'm leaving next year since I don't want to raise a family here.
>>33682932Isn't it crazy how easily you can spin this into>murdered by unchecked gun violence (policy by the right)>murdered by lack of mental health resources (policy by the right)It's almost like left vs right is stupid and divisive on purpose to turn you into a useful idiot.
>>33682916I would by this for a girl if she had a dark enough sense of humour
>>33682935Yes, your statement should be "he didn't deserve to die, that sucks", all this further embellishment is just you being an awful person
>>33682932NO ONE is talking about the girl. The second Charlie got his shit rocked theh forgot about her. Charlie dying is the equivalent of him going into a bar, getting in a fight and dying from getting knocked out. That girl did nothing to anyone. And instead of worrying about protecting women like her you faggots are putting all the blame on some shit you don’t have to take responsibility for. Men make me sick you guys are cowards
>>33682939Idk, at least in my country we're a bit more united over our hate of the government
>>33682935Anon, I'm probably on "your side," but this indeed constitutes relishing in someone's death. You're only helping to embolden his supporters by having these back and forths. Just drop it.
>>33682922good girl
>>33682933whatever, i have no idea how they can think that blabbering about it online will lead them anywhere, time to go i guess
>>33682933Wait what situation
>>33682942You actually can't spin it that way at all unless you're a complete moron. The gun used to shoot Charlie was a bolt action hunting rifle, not even semiautomatic, and not even the most anti gun politician in America is even considering trying to ban it, and he didn't have a criminal record so a background check wouldn't have stopped him from getting the gun, but it wasn't even his gun anyway, he stole it. What gun control law would've prevented it?
>>33682922I know this is a sort of joke, but I hate people like this. It's sort of a wtf moment when you meet people like this irl
where is a good place to find ERP partners? i hate reddit, and most of the people who use it are intolerable, but it seems like one of the only sites with a large community for it.
>not me freaking out and panicking because I thought my gf was dead while she was just sleeping againI never panic and then there's this. foids, am I hopeless. she's really mad at me
>>33682945His death is an acceptable price for the 2nd amendment, and he agrees. Your empathy is a woke mental disease, according to him, so I really don't care.
>>33682947When I look at the UK or France, I see nations with very pissed off populaces who simply can't do anything. Their governments seem to hate them and do everything in their power to fuck over their constituents.But aside from that, there are broader issues affecting the region as a whole that are troubling.
>>33682959how immature are you?
>>33682960I love that leftists are a literal hive mind that has posted these same two sentences for over a week now.
>>33682958unironically FFXIV housing units... if you don't want to pay the sub you can probably just make friends in a random twitch streamer community who plays the game and is vaguely horny.
>>33682937Are we bold enough to somehow integrate The Falling Man into this product line, or is that too far
>>33682960Because you are an awful personIt's ironic that you're all up in arms over people being fired for being awful, but downright gleeful about the guy's murder
What’s happening in America right now can someone please tel me
>>33682958maybe ask /lit/?
>>33682968ERPing in a videogame sounds tedious...
>>33682787M0I was once friends with a girl who brought in 50-60 year old men into my college dorm and she one time tried to accuse me of sexual assault at a housing event and all of the RAs and employees laughed at her because they all knew it was absurd. I'm glad they had my back though.
>>33682958/soc/
>>33682971content farm for political slop
>>33682958what makes them intolerable?
>>33682971The right is actually trying to win for a change.
>>33682961We're getting off topic but I suspect Europe is going to be an open battleground again soon, so I'm sticking close to my friends and preparing for the worst
>>33682981Win what? A turn at slobbering on Israel’s cock?
Chat, should we revoke the rights of modern foids?https://www.youtube.com/shorts/L9rrFiXeU6g
>>33682971Public speaker got assassinated for political viewsThe rightwing party is using it as an opportunity to start cracking down on the leftwing partyThe leftwing party has been weak since the election and can't do much to stop themPeople are getting fired en masse for speaking favorably about the assassination
>>33682983You truly have no idea what's coming. I almost feel bad for you.
>>33682985Women have rights because men have only wrongs
>>33682971Nakedly corrupt government that supports a genocidal apartheid state and maintains the global monetary and military hegemony is also constantly broadcasting misery in the media to its citizens and dressing them up in intentionally polarizing political narratives, ensuring there is no political unity whatsoever in the country.Third places have disappeared, everything is expensive and our society is extremely low trust. The regime cares more about Zionism than the American dream or the livelihood and future of Americans. The Silicon Valley is a breeding pit for a global panopticon. I could go on. Country fucking sucks. George Washington rolls in his grave.
>>33682982I hope it doesn't come to that, but maybe it could be an opportunity for positive change. I just know that seeing news from Europe makes more of a pit in my stomach than our political BS does.
and so, all the femanons disappeared
At which point do I let a potential women know I had never gotten laid, let alone kiss? I was (am) a loser incel but I have gained fiscal stability: full-time job, own car, but not own living space.t. approaching wizardry
>>33682993How so?
>>33682990Ws in the chat if you agree
>>33682991>Nakedly corrupt government that supports a genocidal apartheid state and maintains the global monetary and military hegemony is also constantly broadcasting misery in the media to its citizens and dressing them up in intentionally polarizing political narratives, ensuring there is no political unity whatsoever in the country.Where is that guy making songs, he would love this post
>>33682997Why not get a hooker? The girls who wouldn't mind your virginity are already taken at your age.
>>33682997If you know her and trust her enough to share. If she asks you and you are not too insecure about it
>>33682998How could it be an opportunity for positive change? Entrenched politicians could be removed from power and replaced with a government by the people and for the people. Although, that hasn't worked well in Europe in the past...How does European news make me feel more unease? I feel like all I ever see are insane draconian stories of people getting arrested for flags or mean tweets, or stories about cities on fire from protests, or stories about how fucked Europe is if the US pulls away from them, or stories about Russia doing bad shit to them.
>>33682997>I had never gotten laid, let alone kissThis isn't as big of a deal for women as you think it is. Not for me at least (t. 27 femcel)
>>33682868I guess I should actually read about the conditions instead of self diagnosing based off the symptom list on Google.>>33682886I was never abused and have no trauma I can think of. My parents are great people, but maybe not the best parents. I do apparently have signs of TBI according to brain imaging but i dunno if it's related.>What helped me a lot was, realizing WHY emotions felt dangerous to meHow did you go about that? I want to feel emotions, I'm not scared of them or anything, and I don't think they're dangerous. But maybe I'm lying to myself, who knows.>somatic calming techniquesI'll look into it, thanks.>>33682892Never heard of that, thanks
>>33683009Chat, why do foids lie to men?
I think life is good and you guys need to stop letting the news control how you feel
It's a weird feeling knowing i would have been an incel if I was born 7-ish years later
>>33682969I like it. No reason it has to stop there, there is room to grow. Bomb idea. Turban style cum cloth. kek
>>33682971There are three main parts of the US government: the presidency, the judicial court, and the elected congress (made up of states senators and representatives). These three branches are meant to control the others in some way. Right now, a quite extreme has occurred, in that all three are controlled by a single party - the Republicans - who since the 80s have been backed by the wealthy, and voted in by the religious and less educated. The orange president basically removed all opposition within his staff and replaced them with loyalists. Because the other branches of the government aren't going to hold these actions accountable, shit's gone down the gutter. Media owned by billionaires as well as government harassment (e.g., the threat of FCC forced ABC to fire Jimmy Kimmel after he has negative words to say about the recent death of influencer Charlie Kirk) has been a huge threat to free speech.They also been fucking with healthcare and education and it all sucks balls
>>33683014It’s a weird feeling knowing I would’ve been a wife and mother by now if I was born ten years earlier. But some of us are not so lucky
>>33682971Trump might finally stop fishing in the rubicon and cross it because one of his friends was murdered by a leftist who was fucking his tranny roommateBut basically all the networks are cutting their losses on these shitty, liberal late night comedy tv shows that have been running since the 50's and are no longer economically viable (they get 1/20th the viewership they got in the 70's but their budgets are still out of control). There's a reason Last Week Tonight is on youtube now, because that's the only way to keep it solvent. But they're doing it now so they can do it under the guise of "Ohh orange man made us shut down the show!" when the execs have wanted to trim the fat for over a decade
Women, is it frustrating when you can't cum?
>>33683012Moids, why do you give shit advice to other moids
>>33682997MDon't volunteer it, but don't lie
>>33682997never tell
>>33683017Hasn’t this been happening for years already Nothing ever happens
>>33683003NTA. I did this, and it made me feel even worse.
>>33683022if you dont have the word "chat" filtered on atoga then I dont know what to tell you
has any of you ever quit smoking? how do i resist the urge to go buy a pack and start doing it all over again?
>>33683000Whoever that is must have good taste in posts.
>>33682971immigrant got unalived in a train and people were unifying so mossad assassinated a low level center right peon who was becoming slightly problematic to rewrite the news cycle into left vs. right again with some classic censorship and astroturfing
>>33683030There’s a book my friend said helped him quit The Power of the something
>>33683013Based, unbothered, in their lane etc
>>33683032EXACTLY! A young white woman btw. He wouldn’t have done that shit if a brother sat there
>>33683022Shit advice is telling men to shoot themselves in the foot by telling to be honest to bitches about their inexperience, you fucking retard.No female creature wants to teach a man near 30 how to kiss or how to fuck. They all get the ick. Literally thousands of stories about that.>inb4 b-but if sshe likes you, she wouldn't careYeah, good luck finding another bitch if he couldn't find anyone before in over 30 years, kek./thread
>>33683020sometimes i get completely stuck on the edge and it feels so frustrating i break down crying
>>33682860Need a girl in plaid skirt to grope
>>33683030Yup, I haven’t had a cigarette in ten years. Just stop buying them. Think about how fucking stupid it is to pay that much money to get addicted to something that mostly just harms your body.Once you’ve been without them for long enough, you may also start noticing just how goddamn stinky a lot of smokers are.
>>33683029I'm kinda new around here desu, still learning the ropes
>>33683030smoking cigarettes? in this economy?
>>33683045Seriously!
Ladies, daddy’s home. Relax your bodies
>>33683000https://voca.ro/1fjwaeAXwpL8
>>33683039Keep your eyes open, am sure you will see one sooner than later.
WomenWHY THE FUCK SHOULD I EVEN CARE ANYMORE
>>33683026>death of public influencer of the party in power and it's media spread and control>death of elected representative from the opposing party and it's media spread (very little)>death of the CEO of a health-"care" company>associations with the president and sex trafficker and pedophile Jeffrey Epstein (along with many other people of wealth, like proably Bill Gates and Clinton)>all of this being associated with how the FBI is handling the investigations (not well)All of this is caused by what I mentioned earlier. It's like saying if everyone is sick - "oh but everyone gets sick each year" - no, it's much more rampant due to the following [...]
>>33683013BUT MUH WEST HAS FALLENGORILLIONS MUST SCROLL
>>33683038That sounds awful
>>33683052the indomitable human spirit
>>33683013If life is so good, why do I have a tummy ache? :(
A man could never understand this pain
>>33683049Kek this is even better than I was hoping for
>>33683030I could go for a ciggie
>>33683036Lmao moids are truly their own worst enemies
>>33683038just have a good guy give you a steady round of dicking and groping
>>33683065it's done for
Men stress makes your sperm low quality. Please calm down so we don’t have retarded babies
>>33683066(:
>>33683060it is. only sensation comparable is when you have really bad diarhea and your anus is like locked up and your legs are shaking. it's like that but horny and miserable instead of painful and miserable. the horny doesn't make it more bearable.
>>33683065I don't even get it so it can't be that bad
>>33683065What is that
>>33683036When a woman is in love with you, she performs the mental gymanstics to defend your faults. Men do the same thing. It's why we say "I love nerdy chicks" and foids go "I love shy guys!"You're putting the cart before the horse
>>33683073>>33683077I think her vagina fell into the toilet
>>33683065*gives hug
>>33683040whenever one of my coworkers goes for a smoke, kind of feels like perfume to me >>33683067me too
>>33683049based
>>33683065FGirl how did that happen
>>33683051>Shes right behind me isnt she...
>>33683065Sorry for your menstrual cup but is that a german toilet
>>33683013The building is on fire but take a nap
>>33683049Lol, thanks for enjoying my post
>>33682349i'll have to jerk off later then cause of the pent up emotions, but sure.
>>33683065MMy condolences. I always wondered how often that would happen.
>>33683087Everything is fine. Life has never been good
do foids drink from their menstrual chalice?
>>33683094yes
>>33683094*Lunar Goblet
>>33683094Idk. Do you drink your own cum
God made women menstruate so Even would know what Adam felt when he shaved his beard
>>33683100NTA but yes
>>33683101very low quality bait
>>33683030I stopped but I never got addicted even though I was smoking for years lol
>>33682466prenup?
>>33683100only when i'm short on protein
>>33683101Damn, Adam must have been really clumsy with the razor
>>33683045Roll them yourself with pipe tobacco. Tastes better and much, much cheaper. Heck if you just buy empty tubes and a tube filler you'll still come out way ahead.
I wish I had a deep, rich, and manly voice. Instead, I sound like a 14 year old despite being 20.
>>33683109Well duh, they only had sharp rocks
>>3368311220 is baby come back when you're 30
>>33683072I'm having retard babies regardless of my stress levels. Trust me.
>>33683112Doctors recommend chain smoking as a natural way to alter your voice
>>33683112Mine is low but I sound dying.
MenHow deep can you get your voice to go while still being able to talk?https://voicecel.org/
>>33683112Sad
>>33683101God actually cursed women to painful childbirth because God is based
>>33683072but being with you relieves my stress
>>33683104
>>33683065i dunno what it is, but im sure it's disgusting
>>33683119Why
>>33683123What if it steals my info? Not getting tricked by femanon's website that steals a recording of my voice.
>>33683128this anon may be cute
>>33681906I don’t know that one. I have so many games I want to play
>>33683123I used my natural voice.
>>33683127But I’m annoying
>>33683131Just a gut feeling. Wanna bet?
>no bloodplacing your menstrual cup in the toilet for (you)'s
>>33683138No I don’t have money
>>33683119Your ability to poke fun at yourself is commendable, not a retard trait at all
>>33683123not training your AI
>>33683065I didn't think menstral cups were that long. The pictures lied to me.
>>33683101Trvke, women will never understand the pain of having to shave
>>33683137your voice saying anything is more comforting to me than not hearing it. You don't annoy me one bit.
>>33683147Women just be putting things up in there! Fr fr!
>>33683063Based
>>33683135Do you like JRPGs? The Trails series is absolutely massive, with like 13 games so far all taking place within the same interconnected universe. The remake of the first game in the series comes out tomorrow. I am very excited for it because I love the original game, and it looks like a close to flawless modern remake. There's a free demo so you can play the prologue before deciding to buy it.
>>33683150Man I wish you were being real
>>33683072Good point.
>>33683123The lowest I can get it to go on here is 89
>>33683078Maybe you should focus on becoming fit and getting a six pack or whatever if that picture makes you so upset? There is a clear hierarchy of what's important as far as you're concerned, and I assume you are neglecting the higher priority ones that you think would attract a gf.
>>33683142Well I have enough money for a few retard babies, so I guess you'd just be risking getting pregnant a few times>>33683143Thanks. I'm actually infertile as I'm on testosterone and trying to bait femanons into letting me breed them even tho it won't actually happen. And the funny part is that if I don't end up permanently infertile, my sperm will most likely have shitty quality when I get off the steroids. Who's the retard now?>>33683149Idk man, some women literally need to shave their whole body.
>>33683111I quit that poison, fuck that.
How strong is the average man's drive for sex really? Would most men be willing to cheat on their partner even if they're perfect morally upstanding saints in literally every other aspect of life? The reason I ask is I want to ruin my sister's relationship as revenge for her killing my cat but her BF is a very nice traditional country farm boy
>>33683155what makes you think you're annoying? In my head rn I have an idea what annoying is, and I'd be a little surprised if you matched it.
>>33683163>Would most men be willing to cheat on their partner even if they're perfect morally upstanding saints in literally every other aspect of life?No.
>>33683118I'll still sound like a baby by then.>>33683120I won't ruin my lungs for that.
>>33683124Wtf is an ass-voice?
>>33683169anon
>>33683161
male anons, would you let me use a syringe on you?
It has been hours and I’m still thinking about flat, recently gained a bit of weight femanon
>>33683120NTA, but I smoked for like eight years and I still get told that I sound like a teenage girl or a little boy or something.
>>33683172No, I had a bad experience with a guy on campus coming at me with an AIDS syringe once
>>33683160I think you grossly misunderstood my post. I LIKE the image and even think it's funny. That's why I posted it.I'm trying to tell that anon to stop being so blackpilled and self-sabotaging
>>33683169It's when a man's voice has a lower frequency than that of a fart
>>33683164I very tightly wound
>>33683169english not your first language?
>>33683161How does testorone ruin your sperm
>>33683023>>33683024Don't tell, but wouldn't it be painfully apparent that I don't pick up romance cues?
>>33683172Will you find the vein or keep missing?
I had a nightmare that we won the culture war, but then Sharia Law was implemented and all us liberal activists were imprisoned and put to death just like what happened after the Iranian Revolution. I feel so ashamed there would even be a part of my unconscious mind that could imagine such a thing. Who do I go to for help unpacking these problematic thoughts? My friends would cancel me if I brought this up, lol
>>33683182NTAthe short answer is: If you take test it sends signals to your brain to stop producing sperm because it confuses the signal of receiving external test as "we're already producing sperm, our job is done"
>>33683163I've cheated before and I only did it because I was unhappy. Guys I've known who have cheated have done it because the relationship wasn't "that serious" and they were already looking to leave. I don't know how common it is for happy men in stable relationships to cheat. In my experience they are usually already looking to leave. If you are very confident that you are hotter than her and just generally "better" you might be able to entice him, but if it's your sister you probably aren't significantly hotter
>>33683184no idea, i'll bring my ear to it and try to hear where it pumps the most
>>33683183>I don't pick up romance cues?Never had sex doesn't mean you don't understand romance? You're not 13 anymore, you should know what it means if a girl wants to hold hands or sit with/on you.
>>33683154A little. I just finish Final Fantasy X.I searched and I recognize the games, but I haven’t played any. But I’m happy for you! After work im spending the entire weekend playing vidya on my new pc! I’m so excited too
>>33683163noPeople only blow up relationships if they're sociopaths or if they're unhappy about their relationship. You trying to get your sister's husband/bf to cheat on her with you will only get you estranged from the rest of your family.
>>33683172I saw a cum collecting vid using a syringe...
Nu janny needs to learn thread culture. >inb4 banned again for global rule against having an opinion
>>33683193delete this
state genderwhich region?
>>33683196no, they did not waste a single drop
>>33683174What brand?9/10 doctors recommend Marlboro reds as the best brand for maturing your voice.
>>33683197f, b
>>33683179is that more like, you're easily provoked into lashing out to things you perceive negatively, or does it mean you have high anxiety? Cause for the latter, it's always a nice feeling for a guy to help a girl feel calm and comforted, like those special comfort dogs.
>>33683197Fb
>>33683197Mhonestly not bad options in most of those except for H.
>>33683197FB
>>33683172I can be your nurse
>>33683197MD gives you the majority of the Mediterranean regions (including Sicily, idk why they split Italy like that) that matter + Chinese + Indian + Korean + Japanese food. You even get Aussie BBQ too as a bonus. It's not even close.
>>33683189What if you just let me do push ups first to get the veins popped out a little more?
>>33683197H is the only option
>>33683197which anon are u trying to find now?
>>33683012see pic related>>33683194nujanny is some reddit mod tier idiot
>>33683202High anxiety
>>33683208what if i rape you when you're done?
>>33683197F, D. Just enough of Italy, Greece, Japan and China.
>>33683172Please.>>33683182Balls shut down while on testosterone. Shutting down balls for extended period is bad.
>>33683197MTricky. I think I’d go with D. C is a close second.
>>33683172If you want a big bloody hole in your head, then sure, you can try
>>33683198thats hot
>>33683221yes, I masturbated to it
>>33683216its not rape if you are asking?
>>33683216I already got my adrenaline going. If you pounce on me, I'm going to grab you and roll until I'm on top to give you the ol' Uno Reverse
>>33683193link it on redtoga
>>33683225most embarassing moment...>>33683226fatality
>>33683197MB
>>33683204H gets the Iberian peninsula and New England, at least.
>>33683218>Pleasewhere do i do it
post gender and whether you think people should be at approximately a 18-20BMI or lower before they consider starting to try dating.
>>33683191Oh that's cool. What are you going to play?
>>33683215aw, that's not annoying. Real annoying is like, constantly giving negative input or criticism when nobody asks. You shouldn't think you're annoying if you just need comfort, everyone needs it.
>>33683234M, I think your fear of fat people fucking is bizarre
>>33683234MI don’t think it should stop others from dating but am currently stopping myself from dating because I’m unhappy with my skinny fat body.
>>33683232With the exception of some southern style black people food, food in America and Canada are awful. Even worse than England.I'm not sure I know any examples of spanish food.
>>33683236People get annoyed with me when I freak out about stuff
>>33683235I want to play Satisfactory, Baldur’s Gate 3 and Elden Ring! I need to choose one, but I don’t know yet
uhh a foid replied "thanks babe" in our first 1 on 1 interaction wtf do i make of this
>>33683229It only becomes a fatality after you cum
>>33683127>>33683150So sweet..
>>33683233Thigh or butt, I typically go for my thighs because it's just more convenient
>>33683234F is it that freaking hard to just have a normal BMI? That goes for underweight girlies too, you deserve better
>>33683234FI’m working really hard getting up to 20, but I haven’t been able to for a long time now. People should be healthy that all that’s matter
>>33683245You play it cool, don't freak out. At bare minimum, there's a sort of safe-ness around you (not the nice-guy safeness) that she is comfortable with. It means you have a better chance to nudge more, get closer to her, better sign to banter more. Don't go overboard or anything. But it's not a bad sign.Or, she calls most guys bade. Another reason why you shouldn't overreact
>>33683243I haven't heard of Satisfactory. Looked it up and it seems interesting. Really good reviews. My brother wants me to play Baldur's Gate 3. I know I'll love it when I finally do play it because it's definitely my kind of game. FromSoft games are a little hard for me, but everybody says Elden Ring is especially good. I'm still playing Donkey Kong Bananza myself.
>>33683245Some of them just talk like that for some bizarre reason, don't read too much into it
>>33683228I tried to find it but I can't remember the title
Femanons, look at what I found by my pond. Getting baby fever yet?
>>33683257awdescribe the scene and I'll see if I can find it. Was it western or asian porn?
>>33683242what was the last thing or two you freaked out about? My sisters have issues with bugs, but that's normal.
>>33683241I liked the food in England when I went there and like a lot of American food (real food, not our fast food), but I am an Anglo-Saxon.Spanish food is great. Paella, lamb, veal, seafood, cured ham, lots of great cheese and wine.
>>33683258cute
>>33681874Nah, I'm good.
>>33683251Do you want somebody to cook for you?
>>33683250Apparently it is, yeah. Based on *gestures broadly*
>>33683264is that your otp?? why are you so obsessed with them
>>33683258M, what phone do you got?
>>33682971Read days of rage, Obama and bill Ayers relationship. 2010s make more sense
>>33683249>Thighi'll spread your SLUT legs and do it and disappear
>>33683264Dude looks great for 61.Granted, it's the hair doing almost all the work to make him not look older and it's almost certainly fake.Get a toupe, or hair transplants, etc. bald guys. You're only hurting yourself if you don't.
>>33683255Donkey Kong is more difficult than Elden Ring to me, hehe.
>>33683264>greet the new father-and-daughter in my church or other group setting>it's another age gap relationshipMany such cases. Guess I'll get a girl my current age in 8-10 years.
>>33683266Aw. I don't know what your specific problem is but you deserve to be healthy and to eat good food.
>>33683269S24+
>>33683265Yes! But I feel full easily, it’s not that I lack cooking skills
Foids, how important is height really?From a purely physical standpoint, how much of a disadvantage is it for a man to be of average height? I do have the unpleasant feeling that the really hot chicks all go for tallfags.
>>33683277why have such a new phone?
>>33683271Uhh it needs to be on my outer thigh, so why spread my legs? Haha>and disappearNot if I have anything to say about it.
>>33683020Totally depends for me, if my heart's not in it e.g. I'm really too tired for sex, then no it's not frustrating and just aligns with my feelings. If I'm actually super horny and want to cum but for some reason it takes long or the orgasm doesn't hit deep enough then yeah it's very very frustrating. But can also be frustrating in a good way where you do get more hyped up as a result too.
>>33683272Here's him at the Grammy's this year.Honestly I thought he looks like he's 40.
>>33683245I call everyone babe because I like saying that
>>33683279There are ways to make food fatter, though I imagine that will not end in you being a "healthy BMI 20". I understand it's not as easy as just trying to shove more into your face.Have you always been on the skinny side or maybe even had an ED?
>>33683281Huh? The S26 is around the corner. Are you unemployed?
>>33683065thanks femanon. now whenever i feel like jacking off, i can just come and look at this picture.
>>33683280i'm quite short so i'd be okay with probably anyone but i struggle to find people attractive if i don't feel like i really want to have children with them and i need someone who is very tall to make average height babies, this is my schizo answer
>>33683260western amateur, it was a guy kneeling on the floor, filmed from behind, he had a silicon tube inserted in his dick and on the other end was a syringe and a woman basically sucked the cum out of him when he came but you didn't see their faces
>>33683288yeah thanks for toying with my little feelings
>>33683052For yourself, it's zero fun not to care. When people sing the praises of giving no fucks they mean caring about the stuff important to you and not caring about the rest - not caring about nothing, not caring in general. That's just being depressed.
>>33683282my bad i was hoping it was on the inner side
>>33683290I have a 700 dollar phone I bought 4 or 5 years ago and I've never had an issue or wanted it to do more than it does.
>>33683286Helps that he dyes his hair.
>>33683294>he had a silicon tube inserted in his dick
>>33683197M, GI love southern US and Mexican food
>>33683286I think based on aesthetics he looks better looking than her.
>>33683289Always been skinny. I don’t have eating disorder i love food but cooking and eating is not a priority. But I try. I’m going to a market later I’ll pick up something nice
>>33683288When random women call me babe or honey, it makes my day.
>>33683281nta but I have an S23 Ultra because my mom wanted to get a new phone and then bought me one "so I could tell her how to do stuff on it if she gets confused about it"I think she's asked me once but I'm not gonna turn down a free phone. Besides I can take amazing photos with it.
>>33683280I'm 1.52m and while I prefer taller guys (if you are shorter than me then wtf where your parents doing) anything more than about 1.75 is too much for me. It makes me feel incredibly self conscious and it's kinda uncomfortable if we have such a big height difference
>>33683309Sounds good, treat yourself to something nice. :)
>>33683294>inserted in his dickNO.NO. G.TF.O
>>33683304you have seen nothing anon, thats very tame
>>33683302I trade up for a new phone every other generation. Just like how I lease luxury cars for 3 years and then upgrade.
>>33683163Bad strategy. Even if he is tempted, there's also good odds he just values his relationship too much to fuck with it literally. Almost nobody could get over their partner cheating with their own sibling. For a lot of people that would be well past the forbidden fruit and right into the anxiety inducing to even think about in your head... And if he's not interested your reputation is ruined in the family, your sister laughs at you and you gained nothing.As for how many men would cheat in practice that will depend not just on how much they like sex and how thirsty they are for it, but also how palpable you make your own desire for them and how real and close the possibility of sex with you feels. Someone straight up offering sex like a dry business arrangement is different from someone giving you bedroom eyes for weeks or even months before even voicing a flirtation and escalating interest over time. I think a lot of especially young men could be tempted into at least crossing a line in their partner's eyes. But in practice such a situation will not occur that often and other hot women simply existing is not comparable in terms of temptation.
>>33683313Im not fluent in euro but isnt that midget territory?
>>33683313>I'm 1.52m>>33683317I have seen much worse, trust me.
>>33683293>reading the beginning of your answerhappy>getting to the endaand back to sad
>>33683316It's hot
Hey /atoga/ my coworker had a dream where I was sitting behind her, what does it mean?I must point out I like observing and analyzing her ass
>>33683234F, no lol, people already dating voluntarily. I don't see the point of forbidding people from entering the dating pool rather than just allowing nobody to date them if nobody actually wants to date them.
>>33683274>it's another age gap relationshipTake the milf pill and fuck a women in her 30's so you can learn how to fuck
>>33683323then why do you act like thats wild?
>>33683324sorry to be honest, but i have to be sure i'll have happy kids as a schizomother
>>33683280seems like height obsession is a bit more of a thing in the USA. i've always preferred a build like this: very skinny + medium height (so like 5'7 to 5'9" in your units). i also don't know about the second point. the prettiest girl i personally know (just naturally pretty she barely uses makeup at all) went for a short-ish man who looks almost like the s o y boy meme.i think we as humans tend to pay more attention to the hot couples where the man is very tall ngl.
>>33683273Transgender post
>>33683163>very nice traditional country farm boyliterally me
hey foidshow big of a turn off is it when you learn a guy over 20 is a kissless virgin?
>>33683331Not everybody is an edgy boy like you.
>>33683172There's a video of a girl in a bathtub with a guy standing over her. She sticks a hypodermic needle tip deep into the side of his hard dick and lets the blood drain out onto her tits and into her mouth.Good video.
>>33683234>>33683329Just re-read it and realized you probably meant if it would be advisory if you are overweight yourself to wait with dating. I personally don't think so. Yes if you are actively at a point in life where you feel so down on yourself/your lifestyle you are not in a good place to date then you shouldn't. But if you generally feel happy and hoping to meet someone but you want to work on your weight, well, you can't put your whole life on hold waiting for you to reach your goals first.
>>33683326The penis is already a straw for a girl to drink cum from, wtf would you need to jam a tube into an already small hole? Can't even imagine how that'd work
>>33683322Not low enough for my retard doctors to give me GH injections >>33683323Exactly what I'm talking about, absolutely disrespectful
>>33683330nta but>anon thinks women my age are milfs
>>33683197MLiterally between A and B
And people complain about some guys liking girls with horse ears... Then everyone is into this degeneracy
>>33683336I can fix him
GirlsWhy do so many girls like to look like a clown instead of just being natural?
>>33683334No. Bad guess
>>33683341>GH injectionThat's a thing?Does that even work when you're an adult?
>>33683336i don't talk to men irl so never happened to me. i guess i use image boards a lot so i kinda see being a virgin as not weird/surprising.
>>33683347scroll up
>>33683337probably not because I'm not a boy
>>33683339>But if you generally feel happy and hoping to meet someone but you want to work on your weight, well, you can't put your whole life on hold waiting for you to reach your goals first.Thanks for writing this. I know it’s exactly what I’m doing.
Women, do you like creampies?
>>33683338Oh I meant to also say:The guy did not seem like he enjoyed it that much.
>>33683333for me these are quads of happinessfor others, these are quads of sadnesswhy'd she go for the s onion oyboy? Was he funny? Big dick (did she say)?
>>33683349When I was still a kid silly
>>33683347lol incel
>>33683340by stretching it, which is why it's hotit's supposed to be uncomfortable
>>33683347CLOWN PUSSY GOING HARDCLUSSY CLUSSY CLUSSYHONK HONK HONKER
>>33683347Men like it.>but i don-Men lie about it and then still worship women like that lol.
>>33683323Pic related never gets old hilarious asf. She's a midget!
>>33683348If you drop hehe or ~ into your messages, you are a gay or a transgender
>>33683280I'm not going to pretend I know most women's real feelings on this but I personally don't care much at all and while friends cared in various degrees, I have never had a friend actually turn a guy down just based on his height or having a hard limit for length to consider dating. My sister does have a friend who was adamant she would never date a guy not quite tall, and she actually ended up marrying someone an inch shorter than she is herself. Limited personal anecdotes but still, I see so much complaining about women being rude about this in online dating I guess it must be a thing in some shape or form, but I can't say I experienced it in real life. Speaking for myself I find men of more average height typically more aesthetic to look at, I am not a big fan of the lanky look, I like more compact and think the proportions look nicer that way. Also even though I'm not short myself or anything, I still think a very big height gap feels awkward, I like when kissing and eye contact line up more.
>>33683316whats that sound?
>>33683354Same difference.>>33683365Most women are midgets, honestly.I just think it's hilarious when they get worked up about it.
>>33683334nta, dude I stopped playing Tropical Freeze after the 2nd level cause it's a fucking memorization game. Who has the time for that? If Elden Ring is like BOTW/TOTK, i'd say Donkey is more difficult
Menegirl or bimbo gf?
>>33683372*Headbutts your kneecap
>>33683374As if those things are necessarily mutually exclusive...>>33683376Good luck, hobbit-chan!
Is it true that if a woman says men are trash, men who aren't trash won't be offended by it?
>>33683374e-girls, at least they have the possibility that they're not whores(no offense to whores)
>>33683273The Donkey Kong Country games are definitely really hard. Donkey Kong Bananza is really easy though. It's a comfy kinda game.
>>33683343Mommy?
>>33683356Never had one, but I doubt I'd like them beyond making babies.
>>33683358she isn't really my friend just someone i know through someone else, so i never asked her and only met him once i think. i don't have the most conventional taste in guys but i still didn't see a single attractive thing about him lol (from just meeting/seeing him that is). as i said kinda short guy, small, looks like the so y boy meme. but i mean if they're happy that's good.
>>33683378i mean they will, but they shouldn't be
>>33683362I imagine there to be a lot of blood.Reminds me of a few weeks ago where I hurt my balls, and legit was scared to pee, and much less to jerk off. Getting hard was painful, and even soft was bad enough. Dick pain isn't fun
>>33681919I studied history so that's an impossible question to answer. Too many to count.The ones I don't know nearly enough about though are: Afghanistan (Jesus, everything from Gandhara to the modern day is fascinating), Yunnan, immediate post rebellion Ming China and the Dahomey
>>33683377>that pic>how to know the next 8 months will be 5% really fun, and 95% a complete nightmare
Do women ever have a chud-correction fantasy where they dream of saving the controversial guy before he goes off the radical deep end?
>>33683343For most of human history women in their 30's were mothers, not my fault modern women are childless at 40
>>33683388vietnam flashbacks?
>>33683378Absolutely not, genuinely baffles me that a lot of women really do seem to assume that we wouldn't be offended. My friends seem shocked and like, c'mon. No I will not know that "of course" you don't mean men like me
>>33683374egirl. We can game and eat junk together
>>33683386why would there be blood? people have to get catheters up their urethra for medical reasons all the time
>>33683355You're welcome. Don't forget that you will (like everyone does) compare your real self now to a dreamed future version, or how you were in the past and long to be again. To someone meeting you, there will be no comparing you to different versions, they will just see the person you are now and if they really like that person, that can really help you to appreciate yourself for what makes you you and not beat yourself up over not being where you want to be in every single way just yet. (Spoiler: that's the whole of life for everyone.) And ironically that acceptance and embracing yourself will typically save you a lot of energy for actually making changes or investing in yourself. You can lose a lot of time and energy criticizing yourself but nobody responds as well to criticism as they do to being built up with encouragement. Good luck anon.
>>33683368Uh, idk, me trembling in fear when femanon holds up a silicone tube?
>>33683389Bold of you to assume I'm not the radical in need of correction
>>33683341>Not low enough for my retard doctors to give me GH injectionsHahahahaha i bought GH from drug dealers at 17. Seethe
>>33683356Yes, very much so. There's a sense of completeness and it makes me feel extra fuzzy to be in his arms if he just came in me.
>>33683384Why?
>>33683400You need to get on that stuff before 12 if you're a girl
Moids, what job do you want your wife to work as?
>>33683366I do both and I’m cis straight
>>33683391Flashbacks of so many wigs and multiple bathroom door replacements.
>>33683398UOOHHHH STUPID BRATTY LOLI NEEDS RAPE CORRECTION!! ToT
>>33683364>men like itNta, but then why do married women put on a lot of make up when they leave the house without their husband?
I will never make an effort to meet women. It will either happen naturally and seamlessly or not at all.
>>33681919fpost WWI europe and russian and soviet history
i wish i could be beaten up a bit
>>33683366you'll never take hehe away from me bitch ass
>>33683414best i can do is a lot
>>33683414Women:
>>33683400Lmao heightcel detected
>>33683412it will never happen seamlessly because you're rusty/out of practice
>>33683388Sounds like somebody was either with a BPDemon or a narcissist.Or both.>>33683378I'm generally not offended at women posting statistics for example, because I did not do any of the terrible things and I don't see a reason to be offended by it.I think if you are in the wrong mindset, you can be offended even if you are not part of whatever shit some men did. But that is a bit more of a personal problem.It depends on what gets generalized though. I think there are counterproductive generalizations for both men and women.
>>33683389Men nowadays don't have a deep end to go into, they're all drowning already.My fantasy is meeting a guy who is like an attractive chud, but with ambiguously chud views since he doesn't really talk about them, and then finding out he's actually not a chud at all. But not because I fixed him, just because he wasn't like that on his own.
>>33683421that's totally not what i want at all, but i'll take it
>>33683405Yeah it was too late for me too, I'm just copingt. 175cm
how do women feel about the rapidly increasing number of white men choosing to ignore women and focus on their careers and hobbies, causing white birth rates to go into free fall and with non-white men being the only men they can reasonably date without being part of some rich guys harem?
>>33683424These things just happen to normies. If it doesn't "just happen" to me then there's no point. I won't take another man scraps either.
>>33683428sigh, you better be pale, i want those bruises to show up real nice
>>33683433dont care
>>33683406Any where at least by the time we're both home, we get lots of hours to spend with each other.
>>33683411Those women probably used a lot of makeup before they met their husband as well, usually one doesn't suddenly start using a lot of makeup out of nowhere. Men like it and marry women who use makeup. Although most don't wear it when just hanging out at home.Sounds like you have a specific taste in a specific kind of women, you'll probably blame anything but your own taste in women.
>>33683427Heh, that’s me.
>>33683429You are within my acceptable range, I forgive you
>>33683433Indifferent
>>33683406Just being my maid and bearing kids is good enough imo
>>33683389When I was maybe 18 or 19 I would say outrageous stuff like that students should be allowed to carry guns on college campuses openly so that they can duel to the death or that public abortions should be performed on stage in front of an audience instead of it being a private medical operation. The weird thing is that's when I got the most attention from women including "OMG CAN I HAVE YOUR BABIES?" and similar remarks in my comments section of my social media accounts.
>>33683436>I won't take another man scraps either.Funny how trannies always say this assuming anyone would pick them.
>>33683406DEI manager
>>33683436It doesn't "just happen" to normies. Normies also get a lot practice.Anyway, you're a lost cause.
>>33683433I literally thought that was kash patel from the thumbnail.
>>33683447God, that sounds so insufferable
>>33683406Whatever she's the most happy with, which in make case has often been creative people.
>>33683442I don't need your forgiveness, midget
>>33683366I'm straight and ~ means approx, while hehe is a verbal "heh heh" but faster in the normal sense. I type how you'd hear me speak irl. It helps break the repetitiveness of lol, laugh-emoji, HAH, or kek for 4chan
>>33683401Aren't you afraid of pregnancy risks? Sorry if dumb question. I am new
>>33683437i always feel kinda sad when i wake up with a random bruise i didn't earn
>>33683439How many hours before a lot becomes too many?
>>33683448I'm not a troon and I won't take some used-up slut either, no matter how much you'd want me to.
>>33683436You really love to inflict pain on yourself.
>>33683394Man, I looked that up. Curdled my blood and gave me the shivers.Well, if it's safe, I guess I have nothing real against it if she really wanted to try it out
>>33683406personal assistant (mine)
>>33683440Makeup looks retarded. It’s just artificial bullshit smeared all over your face for no reason
>>33683462>no matter how much you'd want me to.NTAMan, nobody here wants you to get with women. lmao
>>33683459incredible webm
Moids, what do you want me to call you? Hubby, honey, sweetheart, your name, a nickname...?
>>33683459sounds like youre gonna be working for them. i wonder how hard i have to hit you to change your mind about bruises being rewards
>>33683464heheheh, nice
>>33683406Ballerina, professor, opera singer, poet, crane operator, tattoo artist
>>33681919M>Time periodsThe Progressive era and the Woodrow Wilson administration World War IThe Cold War The War on Terror >Regions Modern Northeast Asia (China, Taiwan, the Korean Peninsula, Japan) The Modern Middle East, esp. the Gulf Arab States Cold War East Germany
>>33683429m, still mog me bro
>>33683446>>33683465You don't want your wife to make some cash and chip in for the groceries, bills, etc?
>>33683470don't talk to me
>>33683470"my nigga" would be pretty funny I guess
>>33683406Makes a little art or something for a few hours a day. Not something that eats up all her time
>>33683470Liebling BabeMy name
>>33683473Hhh, one of these is not like the others
White girls take note:This is what a real 10/10 woman looks like.https://youtube.com/shorts/BZBR6v3TIBc?si=naVx0LzMr_goZlSi
>>33683406>Moids, what job do you want your wife to work as?Space Force Cyber Operations Officer
>>33683470I don't care, just go date Chad already and leave us alone
>>33683476Well she would be saving me quite a bit of money as I wouldn't need to pay my current maid anymore.
>>33683481>LibeblingSounds like "liability" :p
>>33683479YO! Did somebody order a case of Forties? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XTkfJGSUgA
>>33683483And that's why I'm into itfr I either want an artsy literary gf or a rough working class girl
>>33683476I already make pretty good money. I'd rather have the help at home.
>>33683484IN the 90's that's what white girls looked like too. Korea is speedrunning western culture, so I give it about 10 years before that's all a disaster the way western society is.
>>33683484M here, she would be pretty if she had an actual face and ass.
>>33683471i just know you wouldn't have the courage to do that anyway..
>>33683484korean girls that look like that aren't uncommon
>>33683495Kys
>>33683468If women won't like then that's that, but I refuse to make a conscious effort specifically to get a gf/wife, because nobody else before me had to, and nobody that I know who did had to either.
>>33683457NTA but she could be on birth control pills, the depo shot, or have an IUD. Or she could be with a man who's had a vasectomy.
Do you post bikini pics on social media? Why or why not?
>>33683479What about "My G" or "dawg"
I wish somebody in the world cared about me
>men complaining about women dating brown guysimplying you wouldn't hit this if you could?
>>33683484not opening it but grace kelly mogs whoever it is
>>33683490No. It’s a German word that means “little love thing”. English translation is Darling.That was a joke, you may laugh now.
>>33683503noI don't have any sm accounts and if I had I probably would not even post pics of myself
>>33683493What if she started as a sahm then one day she told you she wanted to go backto work?
>>33683506you're gonna make that native incel have an aneurism
>>33683509You have a little love thing, don't you? A very tiny one.
>>33683506https://vocaroo.com/1m6TFp16PDQ8
>>33683506Well yeah, I'm not complaining about ME dating brown WOMEN. I'm just annoyed that women would rather date people who aren't me. Honestly not even brown guys, I'm just annoyed they date anybody who isn't me.
>>33683506below mid
>>33683509Two hunters saw each other. They are both dead.
>>33683496lets see how long you can keep that attitude up. i give it till the first bloody nose.
>>33683484>>33683494>>33683497Would be pretty fun if the Korean female population wasn't a cesspool of (in this order): lying gold diggers, misandrists, chadsexuals.
>>33683503i have an old instagram that has like 5 pictures i think, a few of them of just my face in my room and the rest is just nature photos. haven't used social media in 3-4 years. but yeah not everyone posts bikini pics you know, i think anyone who thinks like that probably has big social media brainrot.
>>33683506As a nordic guy in a homogeneous white country I'm so jealous of American men
>>33683521Korean women are too preppy and mainstream for me. I've yet to meet an alt Korean chick in any context.
>>33683523how loud are you when you moan?
>>33683521tbf have you seen korean men, they make the average r9k robot look like mother theresa
>>33683491Thanks for that lmao>>33683504I guess I could settle for "kike" or "faggot" or something, just need a reminder that you have some edge in you
>>336835214B thots are a vocal fringe minority of Korean women and most of them cave on their morals as soon as they meet a cute white/black guy
>>33683515I call him my little guy, which is a joke because he is actually rather big.>>33683519I laughed.
>>33683521They have social norms of being perfect korean waifus, men have social norms of being rich, attractive, and from good families.Two way street, friendo.At least it's not America where every woman under 800lbs thinks she's a queen.
>>33683520but if i give you oral like that afterwards it would be very messy...
>>33683470Daddy
>>33683530And then they date you and force their social norms into your relationship. The end.
The Milky Subway finale was kino af.If you're all on an anime website, but haven't watched this AOTS yet you're missing out.
>>33683461Oy, uh. Ok the real answer is that IDK who you're gonna end up with. Covid has shown that lots of couple simply don't like hanging out with their partner more than imo they should. I can't know what sort of number is good for you, because that perfect number is something that needs to be developed between you and him.For me, personally, it's sorta complex. For example, 'requiring' 8 hours a day (not night) to spend time with a person - or requiring any sort of task - is a chore. Brushing teeth in the morning and night takes trivial amount of time, but it is a chore, always. I understand myself well, so I recognize these issues and know how to best mitigate them, so here's my solution for me: break mundanity. I don't HAVE to be spending 7 hours doing an activity always with you. But what's wrong with us being in the room together, me reading and you gaming, or me in the kitchen and you on your laptop in the other room? To me, forced stuff is a chore. We don't HAVE to fuck every day, but why not whenever we both want? Sometimes it could be 15 minutes, others 30 or more. We don't have to watch a movie every week together, but why not when we want? If you go take a day trip to see an old friend so I don't see you for >24 hours, I shouldn't be too jealous or sad because I know I have you tomorrow, or maybe the day after. I like things mixed, because we both have our own lives and interests. We're working together to share our lives, but working together doesn't mean we do the same tasks at the same time. I was gonna try to give you a number, but I really can't sorry. The answer in the end is, I want to spend more time with you than less. That's all I really know.
>>33683509Anon, I know so little German, but enough to know "liebe" means love and "liebestraum" means love dream and to infer the meaning of liebling. Still, it sounds close to liability.
>>33683525Pretty loud, why?
>>33683536This is a politics website
>>33683513In that case, real estate sales. This is traditional in my culture.
>>33683524Of the Koreans I have met, weeaboo korean girls seem to be the best kind of korean chicksThe ones who hate Japan have a real stick up their asses. That being said you want to date one who hates the neoconfucianist culture and knows it's what drives the suicide rate up in Korea.
>>33683470See the name field above the comments.
>>33683535Yes... and you also force your social norms into it. That's what social norms are.FYI wanting all the benefits of the social norms without any of the responsibility for them is a very western (derogatory) way of thinking about it. Greed and entitlement is literally the cornerstone of western culture at this point.
>>33683539because you're getting raped by someone who's not american
>>33683521I just wish they weren't massive TERFs
>>33683532and? you'll clean it up anyways
>>33683527Can I call you moid?
>>33683396Thanks. My ex-girlfriend really did a number on my self-esteem. Built me up excessively and then tore me down to my lowest point when she realized she wasn’t actually attracted to me but to the attention I gave her.
>>33683542i'm a korean weeaboo who hates japan checkmate
>>33683544I don't want a relationship to be about what other people think but unfortunately this is a main blocker for dating women in general. Particularly these from fucked up asian cultures like the aforementioned.
new girl at work has been flirty with me the past few days. Today, she asked for my phone number. A few hours ago she asked me to hang out. I made up an excuse why I can’t. She likes me on the surface, but she won’t like me if she gets to know me
>>33683517Well who are you?
>>33683549No that's not edgy enough, I don't think we'd work out sorry
>>33683548alright i accept defeat
>30 in four months from now>spent majority of my twenties studying, working in male dominated fields while having male dominated hobbies (martial arts, MTB, motorcycles, weightlifting)>talking to women at concerts and things like that never worked out>wasn't on any dating apps, can count the dates I went on in the last decade on one handIt's over, isn't it? Nobody wants a 30 year old man with no real dating experience to speak on since age 22.
>>33683555>I don't think we'd work out sorryI'm not sorry though, fuckface
>>33683556pfft, way too early to tap out
>>33683545She better be hot
>>33683545NTAi lost my virginity when a latina raped me. true story.
I was thinking about how us men can usually tell quite easily when another man in our group is crushing on a woman, so now I have a question. Women, can you tell when another woman in your group is crushing on a man? How so? How do their interactions with this man differ from how they treat normal friends?
>>33683470Personally, I know that if I care for her enough, I'm never gonna be calling her by her first name at home (in public or friends, more often). I'd only want her to give me a name because she has that same sort of feeling and comfort - otherwise just use my name, cause I don't like fakeness. The word I'd use for her are comfy, gorgeous, love, lovely, honey(bunches of oats), stupid-name-pun, my+[any of those words, like my love], cutey, sexy, mizz-sexo, and other stuff. Honestly, if anything she calls me out of care, I'd love. People tend to copy and enjoy when they're mimic-ed in this way, so if he calls you something like honey, he won't hate it if you called him honey back.
>>33683560i went way longer than you can imagine already.. sorry to disappoint
Which non-Asian women would be into an Asian (raised in America) guy?
>>33683481>spawn of hitler
Attractive women could make so much money and help correct society if they offered an expensive service where they would comfort you while you got into the suicide booth.
>>33683509This is the kind of autism why people rarely like Germans.
>>33683563Same, lost my virginity in a drunken stupor to an indigenous chick who looked like a flat-chested version of Nagatoroshit was SO cash
>>33683567i figured. time for another round, im not even close to done yet
Is there any femanon that looks like this? I have a question
>>33683470Whatever you’d like. I like to call women babe and honey.
Women, how nice is your voice? Do you like it? What's it sound like?
>>33683506Why do her hands look like they haven't had anyblood circulating through them for the past 47 minutes?
>>33683575Yeah
>>33683563Lucky, for me it was just a pale punk girl with red hair
>>33683568just look like a kpop guy and you're in with basically any American chick, I know so many koreaboo latinas and white chicks>>33683573>>33683563>>33683581storytimes?
>>33683569I was actually speaking in Yiddish, but it was easier to explain as German.
>>33683494Lots of asians have good genes that keep em thin, though I'm not saying there aren't fat young asians. Lot of asian culture is also quite vocal about gaining weight or fat shaming.
>>33683575Yeah, BlueValkyrie
>>33683537>Aww, anon's already giving me his timeI'm kidding, I'M KIDDING! (cos I know moids here get weird when they think you're flirting with them)Thanks for the elaborate answer, appreciate it <3
>>33683584>Lots of asians have good genes that keep em thinstupid comment. False. Wrong. Not a single thing about that is true.
>>33683573huh, is there an epidemic of latinas deflowering drunk virgins? interestingi remember her yelling at me because i had whiskey dick and i was talking about my egf haha, she hit me a few times too>>33683581whats wrong with that?
gender>Sabrinawack>Sidneyreal shitcorrect right?
>>33683575there's no way that girl doesn't filter the shit out of her photos/videos
>>33683579Dyed skin or something similar.
>>33683568women into weeb shit/kpop. So quite a lot of women actually
>>33683505im here rooting for ya <3 <3
>panama meteoritegender,how does it feel to know that an alien has crash landed on earth and moid's first reaction was to ask whether or not it is fuckable?
>>33683580Hi uh I forgot the question
>>33683574but i'm just slime now..
>>33683470Fucktoy would be nice.
>>33683588I have brown fewer>>33683582No story time, we met on an app and then she jumped on me after we talked for couple of minutes. The end
>>33683506she cant give me White kids so...
>>33683594MIt's a hoax.Alien things crash onto Earth all the time, just nothing living.
>>33683551why? NTA
>>33683601Hockey rinks are so soulful. I don't even like hockey but there's just something about them.
>>33683577i've been told that i sound like a starving british child, there was a term for that but i can't remembernot british
>>33683607An urchin lol?
>>33683582i was on vacation in a south american country and went to a bar with friends. some girl kept trying to flirt with me the whole, and i kept rebuffing her because i was a shy virgin(and had an egf lmao) and not interested honestly. she waited for me to get shitfaced then dragged me off as my friends cheered us on.see >>33683588 for the rest
>>33683601This girl doesn't look white though. I don't know what she's mixed with, but she's not completely white at least
>>33683584There are tons of fat asians. Mostly it's because asian diets haven't fully westernized(yet), and fat shaming is normal. Look at Ameircans in 1800 and see how many were fat
>>33683607>i sound like a starving british childI want to hear that, because I can't imagine it.
>>33683526What went so wrong in South Korea?
>>33683589MYes
>>33683568My asian brother, on personality and well kempt looks, you have very good chances with whites and hispanics who are decently shorter than you. If you can get a black girl to like you, I'd be impressed.
>>33683506But I don't want brown babies and I wouldn't date her if I didn't intend to marry
>>33683596and slime you will remain, from the moment i wake you up till the moment i put you to sleep
>>33683594Fpretty scary, moids that is.
>>33683580How do you usually dress?
>>33683536I haven't watched anime in years...
>>33683588Yeah it's almost like she coordinated everyone else has to leave my apartment while I went to the bathroom and I come back and she's sitting on the couch by herself looking sad so I sit down next to her and put my arm around her. Then she crawls into my lap and her tongue is in my mouth. I could FEEL the autism leaving my body. I also had whiskey dick and didn't finish haha
>>33683577I like my voice as I hear it but I hate it on recordings, it's reedy and too childlike. I've been told I'm a good singer tho
>>33683621ALL moids? I'm actually really nice trust me
>>33683577Horrid, I sound like a little boy and get called a squeaker online
>>33683589Sabrina seems waay more chill
>>33683506I have never implied otherwise. Native Americans, Latinas, Southeast Asians and tan East Asians are the women I’m most attracted to.
I only like tall handsome white boys
>>33683628Sing us a song?
>>33683614never, but just imagine a girl saying the "please sir, may I have some more?" thing
If you could have only ONE meal with your partner during the day, which would it be?
>>33683628who tf calls their voice 'reedy' what does that even meanEveryone dislikes their voice recorded at first because it sounds different than when you hear your voice vibrating through your skull, acoustics are different
>>33683607can you do a voca of >please sir, can I have some more?
>>33683633I’m swarthy though
>>33683621>>33683594holy shit, did we actually make first contact?Wtf is that?
>>33683635>neverWhy not?>>33683636Lasagna.
>>33683623You should watch milky subway.It's prequel is milky highway, a little short on youtubehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSc27JPm3r8And then the series is 12 episodes that are all only like 3 or 4 minutes long and they're on youtube.
>>336836335’11” isn’t tall, but I am a handsome white boy.
>>33683620would you step on a slime with boots
>>33683565not really. i don't have friends and that means no female friends ofc. didn't have a mom so i feel a bit disconnected from the whole woman thing. whenever i have been around a group of girls i've never been able to tell unless someone says something about liking someone directly.
>>33683615This is a liberal version of the story but it's pretty comprehensivehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Im4YAMWK74tl;dw- Neo-Confucianism is a terrible culture to develop a civilization under
need a girl with nails like theseand who isnt afraid to use them
>>33683628if you have a good singing voice, that means you have a good normal voice
>>33683640>>33683643i would never trust you enough and if i do that i can't start my starving child vtuber career and i would starve forever and DIE
>>33683536It was pretty great and I liked it a lot, but I don't know if I'd rate it that highly. I haven't watched any current-season anime in a while, though, so I don't know what I'd compare it to.
>>33683634Nice try fed>>33683639I'm ESL and I think my vocabulary is pretty decent
>>33683642nah the cia would've already shut it down if it were real
>>33683648That Limbus shit is so retarded it makes me hurt from feeling dumber just remembering it
>>33683654Whatever you do, don’t post yourself in /vt/‘s /asp/! You don’t want their attention.
>had a massive duel masters card collect when I was a child>a good chunk were in good condition too>parents threw it all away without telling me because fuck you that's why>check card prices>all are worth at least a dollar>when I used to buy whole packs for 1/4th of thatI am so God damn salty.
>>33683643i meant breafast, brunch, lunch, dinneralso some people have coffee/tea late in the afternoon, so i guess that too
>>33683654trust on what? What would we even do with it?
>>33683557i don't have those hobbies myself but i think they're really attractive on men ngl (don't know what MTB is so i mean the rest).i think what's most important is confidence and a dgaf attitude. you can get that through experience of course but i think you can also get it by just learning to truly like yourself and learning to truly appreciate your own company rather than seeking acceptance.
>>33683656>>33683654I don't see how saying a sentence or whatever you wanna say is going to be any issue.JH has posted countless vocas and nobody has ever done anything with it.>>33683661>i meantI know.Lasagna.
>>33683656I'm sorry I was just jerking your chain. Konichiwa
Need a woman who'll lay on her stomach and watch a movie while I move the tip of my cock in and out of her butthole
>>33683668why are men like this
What gender are you, and what fighter jet do you think it the coolest or sexiest?
Replaying the arkham games. Damn Harley Quinn is hot
>>33683668kill yourself
I love how submissive girls are. I love that men are dominant. It just clicks.
>>33683665>i think what's most important is confidence and a dgaf attitudeBut, I'm good at the things I'm good at specifically because I hate myself and know women hate me as well
>>33683660I know your pain anon. I collected Fire Emblem cards and even gave a few sets away to people, and just the cards I have go for a LOT. It makes me wish I didn't give away so many.
Need a woman who'll lay on her stomach and watch a movie with me
>>33683651*puts one into your pee hole*
>>33683659thank you don't worry i wouldn't post myself in general>>33683663>>33683666you're going to keep it forever and siphon my soul, plus i stutter way too much to attempt something like that
>>33683671MNone.
Atp mysoginsts are genuinely safer to be around than woman"loving" predators
>>33683646not my leather ones, they're too expensive to be around your filth. i guess the tactical boots will work. youre a real nasty gooner
>>33683651She could ruin me
>>33683670He's probably gooning and will regret it once he gets post nut clarityYeah some dudes are wierd idk
>>33683682>stutterthat sounds too cute
>>33683684It's misogynist, you dumb cunt.
Girls, does a guy wanting to suck your tits come across as submissive to you?
>>33683684TrvkeAnyways, hi! I'm mysoginst
Need a woman who lays her head on a pillow on my lap while we watch a movie and it makes my leg numb, but I can't move because she's comfy and I like running my hand gently along her arm and touching her neck.
>>33683691Nope
>>33683682>you're going to keep it forever and siphon my soulI would need some of your hair an a personal object to do that, so you are safe.Also, you just keep sounding cuter.
I wouldn't want to be arouund women.
>>33683691Yeah like you want milk or something? Do you have mommy issues? Freak
>>33683691nta but yes, me should be sucking on more tits always.
>>33683683foid hands.No man alive doesn't think fighter jets are cool and sexy. Most foids would too, but there is at least a chance they might now.
>>33683690the lovely miso soups
I just wish we had a system where we allowed women to be whores and have sex with guaranteed protection from ever getting raped or slut shamed and give them universal basic income like $4000 a month.But they weren't allowed to vote.Life would be so much simpler.
>>33683684>mysoginsts>>33683693>mysoginst
>>33683705This sounds like a dream. Make it happen.
>>33683702>nta to a post that wasn't replying to anyoneWhat do you think that acronym means, retard?
>>33683655The only other thing I'm watching still is call of the night, and it's good too. But Milky subway was kind of a surprise/sleeper hit.
>>33683708I'll be honest I just copy pasted it, my mistake for assuming women can spell
>>33683705The amount of bedrotting NEET femanons who would be ok with this is probably over 90%.
>>33683708wish i could find a cute mysogynyst to impregpant me
>>33683705+everyone gets regular STD screeningBut yeah foids getting their own little primitive paradise would be great
I only bought dogs for women's attention.
>>33683713>womenYou make yourself look more like a fool with every post.>>33683715STOP
There are no cute femanons in my apartment >:|
Men should easy pussy on command
>>33683721I don’t need to be told, but sure.
>>33683681can you fucking not
Femanonshave you ever been to crystal cafe? used it regularly?is it true that men/trannies have infested and destroyed the site?
>>33683506I want to have a white wife and a brown wifeFuck JH's bf for living my dream
>>33683717should've gotten a kot
>>33683721Women should give head on command and we have a deal
>>33683721im never eating pussy in my lifefuck that noise
>>33683721I can't ease my pussy on command, since I only got a throbbing and needy cock.
>>33683727Nah dog park girls are sooo easy. It's like they're there hunting for dick.
>>33683721Thank you all for ignoring my dumb typo...
Why are women always so happy when they ruin my life
>>33683721I already would though
>>33683685if you squish me enough you could clean them well i think!
>>33683735They are the spawn of the devil.
>>33683734I didn’t even see it because I was thinking about eating pussy… >_>
>>33683733they're hunting for the dog's dick not yours
>>33683721if you promise not to touch my dick or put it in your mouth, sure
>>33683717I actively avoid men with dogs.
anons, do you think that mysogsysts are less likely to be footfags?
why is it so hard to find love nowadays?
>>33683744nta, really? Why?
>>33683742Too bad they have to settle for mine, I will NEVER leave my dog alone with a white girl>>33683744Why?
>>33683642>>33683621>>33683594we really had alien life land on earth before GTA 6, huh?
>>33683721Ok, but what if I don't, then eat it every other time like a contrarian?
women, thoughts on misosoupgynists?
>>33683735feels powerful
>>33683745I think that myslogenetests liking feets but hated theirselfs for it,
>>33683747just gotta find someone you can trust. If it's hard to find love for you, good chance it's hard to find someone to mutually trust.
>>33683752love them when they're not deepthroating other misoquysts
>>33683747women don't like men
Would you love me if I was a horse?
>>33683671F Su-35
>>33683506Imagine being one of the few Paraguayan men who survived the war when the male to female ratio was 1 to 10You could have an entire harem of fertile brown widows for breeding purposes
Girls, are your blowjobs nice and sloppy?
>>33683748>>3368374990% of dogs are not trained well and thus insufferable, I'm not going to risk bringing some slobbering, stinking, misbehaved, time intensive, loud creature into my life that leaves hair everywhere
>>33683728>>33683743the two sides of /atoga/ moids
During a date, How do you purity test someone’s politics without coming off like a weirdo ?
>>33683745no. That's like asking are plantation owners less likely to hate blacks than non-slave owners when their black slaves are making them free money?
State gender what difficulty is your life on?
>>33683766Ask about current events
>>33683759I would PREFER if you were a horse, but instead I have to settle for human cock.No fair.
>>33683761Controversial given the current state of things, but it's true that russia does have some sexy jets. Even if some of them have spent a little too long in a cold pool lately.
>>33683766If they bring up politics, I lose interest. If they bring up how meaningless politics are, I will smooch them.
>>33683747JEWS, BROTHER. JEWS.
Any dudes with horse cocks post here?
>>33683764i don't disagree with this. Regardless of gender, most people aren't training their dogs well.if I ever get one, i'm getting a well known smarter breed so they're better to train.
>>33683764>I'm not going to risk bringing some slobbering, stinking, misbehaved, time intensive, loud creature into my life that leaves hair everywhereOk but what about the dog?
>>33683764Not gonna lie, as someone whose regularly around dogs, I agree, BUT it’s not like most dogs aren’t trained out of malice or something, some people just don’t know any better or are a little bit lazy, and are kind of cool with an untrained dog.Even when my former dog was just getting to know me and get trained the moments of craziness wasn’t that bad as long as they got to let out their energy. Only reason I say all this is because finding someone who doesn’t want a pet in this day and age is gonna be very hard.
Moids, I don't want us to shower with the same shampoo, body wash, conditioner, or use the same perfume fragrance because I want us to smell different and to think "this is my (husband/wife)'s smell" Thoughts?
>>33683747These are weird times that have some weird things to people’s hearts and minds. Doesn’t mean it’s hopeless, though.
>>33683764I thought we were talking about dogs, not women
>>33683773i don't love politic-talk at all, but this is such a trash take, no offense
>>33683779I only use a 3 in 1 body wash
>>33683779Okay. I use coconut or wildberry-scented shampoo so just avoid those.
>>33683779Makes perfect sense to me.
>>33683775Define "horse cock"
>>33683779I use basic shit, so as long as you also don't use the same basic shit, that will happen by default.And I guess that will apply to 95% of men.
>>33683779yeah I'd rather have use own stuff, no biggie
friendly reminder that given the opportunity, your gf would cheat on you with picrel without hesitation.
>>33683779I would do that if a girl wanted me too.
>>33683787Thick. Veiny. Shoots ropes like a firehose
>>33683782None taken. I wouldn’t waste more time on you than was absolutely necessary.
>>33683764I’m 50/50 on dogs. On one hand, I hate clinginess, don’t have consistent energy levels, don’t like having to set my schedule around someone else (especially since I enjoy traveling), don’t like some aspects of their messiness, and I’m not someone who particularly needed the “love and assurance” people get from dogs.But dogs can be cool, smart, fun, brighten your day, etc.I think if I ever get a dog it’d have to be a lower energy breed
friendly reminder that given the opportunity, your bf would cheat on you with picrel without hesitation.
>>33683790even better if he's a msysosgist
>>33683790womenrate this guy on looks
>>33683790My gf isn't into white dudes or dudes with small noses
>>33683777I thought about making this joke but it was a bit too on the nose>>33683776>Regardless of gender, most people aren't training their dogs well.ofc yes, but I am not going to date women, so I don't really care if they want to burden themselves with a dog, but if a man comes into my life, I greatly prefer that he doesn't have one>>33683778I never said it's out of malice, just that most dog owners should not really have a dog because they don't have it under control, which is a nuisance for everyone else
>>33683790She won't though (she doesn't exist)
>>33683790I don’t know. I have a very similar body type to him and more hair. He looks better than me face wise but I think my chemistry with my girlfriend wins out
Girls, if your boyfriend's name was Tony, would you be willing to say "I'm Tone Owned" while he fucks you? Would you let him use a marker to write "#ToneOwned" on your chest?
>>33683790You can't get cheated on if you don't have a SO
>>33683798small nose, what?
>>33683792I got the first two but my cum game is pretty weak.
>>33683795Ew no
>>336837978i prefer lighter features and bigger bodies
>>33683790he's good looking, but his femboy facial expression and pose makes me think he is a faggy and arrogant primadonna irl, which would make me not want anything to do with him
>>33683764What is it's kept outside in a fence?
>>336837979.5/10
>>33683799>nuisance everyone I didn’t agree this was possible until I lived next to someone whose dogs basically conquered the backyard and would bark at me the second I walked outside. Taking out the trash, loud barks. Gardening, loud barks. They go outside at 6am everyday and bark for about an hour before coming back in. I haven’t gotten normal sleep in years. Some neighbors managed to get a fine sent to them but they just ate the fine, and any authority just says “dogs will be dogs”.
>>33683792I guess that means I have a horse cock. The last one could be any guy if they take the right supplements and eat the right food.
>>33683804His nose is small
Is fucking youtube down or is it just me?Is it finally over?
>>33683794dogs can be nice, but it greatly depends on context, and in most contexts it would be better if there wasn't a dog, so for me no dog is always the preferred option
>>33683812>he doesnt own at least an acrehahahahahahahhahahaha
im going to blow my brains out with a shotgun
>>33683816Works on my machine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFF5ksIH7_Eit is BEYOND over...
>>33683816You really think they're gonna let jewtube go down for a second? lmao
>>33683819I want you to live
>>33683759*nods*i'd feed you hay you'd neigh& toss that mane
>>33683819Hi going to blow my brains out with a shotgun, I'm Dad!
>>33683797Not my moid so 0/10
>>33683812exactly, I can't comprehend how someone can be so self centered that they get dogs that behave like this in a place where other people have to deal with it and it's incomprehensible to me why they aren't much stricter laws about pets not bothering other people to this degree in their own home without them being able to do anything about it
Hey stranger walking in front of me, I like it when I can see the outline of the bra through your form-fitting shirt. Please keep dressing like that.
>>33683797my type I fear
>>33683790Gay ass cuck fantasies of yours, keep them to yourself.
>>33683824Draw me like those french mares
>>33683797I would be an obedient puppy girl for him if he asked nicely desu
>>33683834Which one of the girls is this?
Why do women just immediately do whatever the jews tell them to do?
>>33683833assburgers
>>33683828In many ways, dogs are the new children. Children are too expensive, especially in this own economy, and can grow to live their own distant lives. Dogs will always love you regardless of whether you’re a good owner or not, and are cheaper.
>>33683839>Dogs will always love you regardless of whether you’re a good owner or notHence why cats are superior.
>>33683839I get that but that shouldn't give people the right to impose their surrogate creatures on others
>>33683802kek
>>33683808>>33683811>>33683830>>33683835i dont want to live anymore
what is there for life after 30 if love is off the table>body starts falling apart>parents getting old>nothing to look forward to except the weekend>weekends are for housework>repeat until dead
>>33683836Vodka, you can recognise it from that white stripe
>>33683839>Dogs will always love you regardless of whether you’re a good owner or notPeople don't deserve dogs
>>33683845you were supposed to have the easy stuff like a relationship out of the way before you got to this point.
>>33683841That’s the price to pay when you live in a city or close to other people. We put up with each others shit in a reasonable basis. Same with a neighbor doing pod construction in their home, or living in an apartment with an upstairs neighbor who has heavy loud walks, or someone with crying babies, or someone with 3 cars talking up multiple parking spots, etc.The only bad thing about dogs, when it comes to rovers, is barking and pooping. Pooping can easily be handled, barking is usually under control besides horrible neighbors who can be reported.
>>33683834oui, oui i draw you, jumenti mean je mensje suis nulle at le drawing
>>33683848so now what? reroll?
>>33683844That is how all women think btw
>>33683850none of what you just said is true
>>33683797He's very cute, 9/10. Would be exactly my type if he was paler and had more angular features
>>33683829You're staring at her back instead of her ass?
>>33683850Bad thing about dogs, when it comes to the public**
>>33683852do you think you can catch up?
>>33683844now it's your turn to rate him anon
>>33683837Because you think anything women do is bad and bad = jew according you trannies.
>>33683783>>33683785>>33683786>>33683788>>33683789>>33683791*pats all the moid heads*thanks, moids :*
>>33683856>why is it that I can be openly racist towards anyoneyou can'tsay the n word and you'll get banned
>>33683859im afraid its overfuck
>>33683856Jannies are angry inceloids who get offended at the weirdest things ig
>>33683856We know what tickles your pickle. Stay schizo, bud, it helps a lot!
yes, actually, men are better than women, because at least men have the balls to be open about being shallow, while women put themselves on a moral pedestal for social credit, while acting completely different behind closed doors.
>>33683862Now you gotta tell us what stuff you use.
>>33683848But a relationship isn't something he could have worked on. It either happens or it doesn't.
>>33683868that's nice dear
>>33683862>promiscuous headpatswhore, why don't you start an onlyfans where you pat 1000 men's heads in one day?
>>33683856Maybe find actually interesting topics to talk about instead of being a poltard.
>>33681874>We should raise age of becoming an adult to 25.First, please fucking tell me that this doesn't have anything to do with "the human brain doesn't finish developing until 25" bullshit.I don't doubt the scientific veracity of that claim. My issue with it is that literally nobody has any idea of what the significance of that observation is. We simply don't understand the human brain well enough.And asserting that everyone under age is a child means that the overwhelming majority of the human race throughout history were children, thereby making the distinction between children and adult effectively meaningless.Second, you need to define in what context. Because child labor laws extending to 25 year olds will have an impact.In short: Explain further.
>>33683868How exactly are men shallow? It's always the men who make sacrifices for a relationship to work and even then females monkey branch to another man if they get bored or if the new guy is taller/richer.
>>33683797looks mildly gay
Women is it really as bad dating as women seem to make it out to be in 2025? Women make it seem like 9 out of 10 dates they go on the guy is a neonazi. How bad is it really?
is it possible to feel cute moid's pulsing veins against your neck when he puts you in a chokehold?
>>33683856Fiiiine.I'll start reporting your other racism too.j/kRacism against Jews is the most obviously stupid though. It's hatred of a select cultural elite few applied to an entire worldwide religion and race.Pretty fucking stupid.
>>33683868>waaa women like hot men waaagrow up moids, you date who you can date, that's life for ya.You can't? well, tough titties.
>>33683705I'd accept this and share the monies with neet bf (of course he doesn't get quite 50% but at least some)
>>33683881You sound Jewish.
>>336838443 out of 4 of those were men.
>>33683882Are your moobs tough?
anon posted this guy in the other thread.Women, rate him on looks.
>>33683885the ceo of incels has replied
>>33683873kek, because those maleanons are already pushing how much scalp oil and dandruff i can bear on my hand :p
>>33683880If his blood pressure is high, sure
>>33683875You made a great joke once: Polyamorous people have a scheduling kink. I always giggle when I think about it and how true it is.
>>33683880Not really. The brachial artery isn't near the surface anywhere where his arm would be contacting your neck.
>>336838877no idea who he is but he's creepy looking to me and too twinky
>>33683856I reported you because you saw fit to drag Christianity’s name through the mud by associating it with your dogshit posts.
>>33683705I'm already a whore though?
>>33683882the modern world is so fucked
>>33683892I have high BP and you would absolutely feel it if I was off my meds.
We've had so msny hot topics and drama last weekend and earlier this week, but Wednesday and today have been soooo boring on atoga...
>>33683897ntawhat does this mean
>>33683894imagine being a tattle tail
>>33683768MLike 1 but I am very depressed
Shut the fuck up already, faggot.
How much longer before /tv/ gets bored with this Kimmel bullshit?
>>33683884Noo YOU sound Jewish!!>Pagan vs Lutheran debate speedrun be like
>>33683899High blood pressure>>33683904Holy fuck dude's obsessed with him
>>33683905This is the first time the left has been canceled since McCarthy. It's a glorious happening and I'm glad I'm here for it. Hopefully there's more to come.
>>33683896Fuck off.Stop replying to incels, incel.
>>33683900I tattle all the fucking time on 4chan lol
It doesn't matter what my preferences are, moids are just going to assume I'm either lying or are going to call me a shallow whore.What's even the point?>I find a moid attractiveshallow whore>I find a moid unattractivewhore with high standards>I like small dickslying for (You)s>I like big dicksshallow whorethere is no winning. I'm just not going to say anything anymore.
>>33683795It's funny because she's actually hotter than the character she's cosplaying as
>>33683909the guy is correct though
>>33683908nta, but kimmel was canceled for sth?
>>33683913Ok, incel.
>>33683905what did he do?
>>33683907The dude probably IS him, relentlessly samefagging the same retarded joke (which isn't original)
>>33683904I can't think of a lower form of human being than somebody who checks 4chan archives to try and identify non-namefag user patterns.
>>33683911yeah, but life is better in chad's dairy farm
>>33683914>>33683916Lying on air about the Kirk shooter.
>>33683919>non-namefagOk MKG
>>33683916Nothing.
>>33683911lying whore
>>33683904>>33683918>Anon is at his wits' endWhy's this shit hilarious KEK
>>33683914He went on his show and blatantly lied about the guy who killed Charlie Kirk, implying he was a MAGA supporter. ABC affiliates were refusing to air his show and so ABC just suspended him indefinitely. The FCC was also saying they would look into revoking ABC's license over it.
>>33683911>I'm just not going to say anything anymore.You shouldn't care too much what idiots think.t. male
>>33683918Even though he IS a pathetic tripfag, I'd like to give him the benefit of the doubt because that would be a new low
>>33683932ntai like this anon
>>33683934The only person who loves him this much is himself, it makes sense if you think about it
Women, I’m a broke ass. That’s all. No question.
>>33683938start whoring yourself right now
Ignoring all the “being a virgin is cool and not weird at all regardless of what age you are” pretend positive bullshit At what age would you genuinely be a very late bloomer if you haven’t lost your virginity. Like, if you said “I’m (age) and I’m a virgin” amongst of crowd of people, what age would make them question your and your lack of sex?
>>33683938SPREADLEGS
>tfw destroyed my back from weightlifting so ill never be able to pick girls up againhow to cope with this?
>>33683921is chads dairy farm slang for chads harem?
>>33683898Just wait until JH gets dumped by that couple using her for sex. Should happen right before Christmas and we will get some nice meltdowns from her.
>>33683905Are they even talking about it? What is there to talk about?Why hasn't there ever been a successful women late night host?
>>33683931>>33683923I don't understand, 'nons: wasn't the shooter thought to be MAGA for a while? i personally couldn't confirm he was either until his dialogue with his roommate was made public. I guess they shouldn't have speculated until solid evidence came out, but why's this a big deal?
>>33683946My low tier back and right knee hurt from squatting/dead lifting with bad form. I think I have fixed it but it spooks me a little. I just started lifting
>>33683941>>33683944No. >:|
>>33683950Nah I give it a bit longer than that before they release their house slave
Sippin dry plain cheerios out of a mug
>>33683952No, and that's a ridiculous conclusion for anybody to have leapt to.
>>3368394330 maybe
>>33683943FI felt like a late bloomer as a virgin at 23 and as a result I now do not bat an eye when I hear someone in their 20s is a virgin still
>>33683956Nutrience
Hi fine shyt
>>33683953ALWAYS MAKE SURE YOU HAVE GOOD FORM, IF YOU CANT LIFT IT WITH GOOD FORM THEN YIU CANT LIFT IT
>>33683879I barely date, for me the guys are nice but I don’t feel romance
Thinking about how men are never willing to chase me because I'm an unsuccessful female with shitty pheromones
>>33683952You're falling for a lie. Go watch the clip yourself. What he said was that the right was desperate for it not to be a maga person, not that the guy was actually a maga person. He barely mentioned the shooter, the bit was about how trump's response was weird. I'm fine with people getting fired or called out for saying that it was good he got killed or whatever, but the monologue for the show was milquetoast and unproblematic.
>>33683950That would be just one femanon having drama though.I want BIG thread drama, HUGE interpersonal shit flinging, MASSIVE chat leaks!!
will i ever find love and happiness?
>>33683948i wasn't there at the origin so i'm not sure but
>>33683965Try taking a shower and brushing your hair. Maybe buy some actual clothes for when you go out.
>>33683969yes
>>33683962Thanks, I thought lifting with bad form would help my gains
>>33683952>wasn't the shooter thought to be MAGA for a while?By absolute retards with zero evidence whatsoever. But no, there was never any actual evidence that the shooter was right wing, and by the time Jimmy talked about it on his show, it was 100% known it was a far left trannyfucker.
>>33683946will you get better?
>>33683969Where are you looking?
>>33683964>I don’t feel romancethis, how the fuck do you feel love and romance? it feels more like "play it cool until youre in her pants and she loves you"
>>33683943The problem with this question is I've never learned someone was an older virgin and not thought>yeah, that makes sense
>>33683971I do those things I'm not disgusting and I'm not someone who doesn't try I'm just a genetic failure. Low on the rung species wise
>>33683967>What he said was that the right was desperate for it not to be a maga personWell it wasn't, as everyone knew pretty much immediately.
>>33683911A lot on this site are idiots. I didn't even want to say this because I know a lot of people are just struggling along the process still trying to figure things out, but when it comes to taking what people say on here as representative of what a normal person thinks then yeah, people on here are often idiots and there's no real easy way to filter them out. At some point you just have to say what you believe and let them decide whether it's true or not. People with untreated mental illnesses will jump through many hoops to justify their own delusions and tear you down if you point it out.
I mass reported every one of you fucks too, you're going to hell with me, that I can guarantee.
>>33683978Your back and knees won't get better if you fuck them up. I watched Joe Rogan talk about it.
>>33683965Or youre just fat/ugly. Post pics.
>>33683967they don't actually care about anything but agenda pushing, he was cut because it wasn't profitable and they wanted an excuse, crazy stuff
>>33683943M25 is the age where people put you in the actual loser category, it's not just virginity either, your career too
I cand beleeb Jibby Kibble wud say sudge a fing. Da howwow
>>33683957Oh, come on, I'm with you that unlike a lay person, a news outlet shouldn't speculate. or at least should make it clear it's speculation and isn't verified fact. but ridiculous? really? you couldn't see why many people reached the conclusion he was a groyper? The guns? His family being staunch republicans? Kirk sucking Israeli dick.. None of these things make him a Republican (and in the end they didnt) but you really can't see why many people thought he most likely was a groyper?
>>33683952Early on there were people grasping at straws that he might be a groyper, but that's it. Also, *really* early on there were people predicting that it was about Israel but that theory evaporated pretty quickly.
>>33683985>People with untreated mental illnesses will jump through many hoops to justify their own delusions and tear you down if you point it out.Or they will later on try to claim you said things differently, because their mind is playing tricks on them.Their own interpretation is their reality to them.
>>33683991I'm not fat but I am ugly. My face is very asssymetrical and homely
>>33683988this is so sad, i still hope there's something that can help
>>33683978Possibly but very unlikely. Ironically I need to cut down on my weight(including muscle mass) to help alleviate the pressure on my back, and months/years of physical therapy... for a possibility of getting better. Can't even stand for longer than 10 minutes. Shit sucks
>>33683995Nobody is talking about it, go outside.
>>33684004I know. What a relief.
>>33683965>pheromonesI know you are doing this on purpose just to see if I am here and trigger me.
>>33683932>heh I'm not like those other guys
>>33683965Chasing people is really stupid after a certain point. It reeks of immaturity and insecurity from both sides
>>33683975I just went to check and apparently Trump has something to do with the show being taken off air. Is that true?
>>33683916He mentioned that the killer of Charlie Kirk, who's a right-wing kid from a right-wing family in a right-wing state, is in fact right-wing. The current administration is trying to make a martyr out of Charlie, though, and that only works if the killer is left-wing. So they're cracking down hard on anyone going against their narrative, first amendment be damned.
>>33684003so sad anon, do your best i know you can okay
>>33684010Yeah, it's text book fascists trying to silence free speech.He wants all political commentators against him silenced.
>>33683996Correct, that's a completely nonsensical conclusion to have reached.>>33683996
>>33683981Eh okay. That’s not what I’m going for
"women like hot men">OMGGG you're delusional>it's all in your head chuddie, you're literally making it all up>ummmm actually women are not visual creatures like those stinky men>akshually it's all about personality and looks don't matter>porn brained + small dick + touch grass + incel + have sexevery time
>>33683975>it was 100% known it was a far left trannyfuckerYeah, people on 4chan who desperately wanted this to be true have, in fact, convinced themselves that it's true.
I hope a much nicer country or countries arise from the USA’s ashes.
>>33684010No. The head of the FCC made a statement about Kimmel's monologue before he was taken off air. This is Trumps Fault (tm) because he appointed the guy.
>>33684019when?
>>33684010Because ABC is on broadcast television, that is over the air where the FCC requires television shows to be "in the public interest" they were putting pressure on ABC to do something about it.>>33684012This is why they're cracking down so hard. Because Kimmel's lies are causing people like this to believe the exact opposite of reality.
>>33681862M or FDo you have good instincts?
>>33683965Society taught me having to chase a woman is bad
>>33684012didn't he date a tranny, go to antifa protests and openly complained how "fascist" Charlie was?Doesn't sound right to me.
>>33684026FFor most things
>>33684026i wish you anal rape
>>33684002It's why wrestlers walk weirdly. They have all fucked up their backs from years of taking bumps in the ring. But stretching and yoga is supposed to help.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/lYwSybaqwUohttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/13zgs7F1zeAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tbx6500E6xY
>>33684019You're taking things to extremes. Women generally prefer attractive men, but not being attractive doesn't mean you're doomed to die alone.
>>33684025>Kimmel's liesI mean your government doesn't mind lying every single day. lol
>>33684023every time women deny being attracted to Chad
>>33684028Yes. Leftists, as always, live in an alternate reality.
>>33684027Good, listen to society, not her
>>33684025point out the lie
>>33684026FI do but she sure doesn't, unless she has a death wish
>>33684028no
>>33684026MI am a type A worrywort, so I guess by worrying over everything, I catch legitimate threats too
women like hot men
>>33684032I mean, sure, you can get women to settle for you because of money, status, and compulsory heterosexuality, but that doesn't mean they actually want to be with you.Women tolerating being with men in exchange for attention and money is not the same as what a relationship would look like if you were attractive
>>33684038When he implied the shooter was a MAGA republican, and when he said that the right was "desperate" to pin it on someone who isn't a MAGA republican when it was already proven that he was a far leftist.
>>33683950>>33683955Why can't you guys just be happy that I'm happy instead of manifesting something so cruel?
any hot men near atoga?
>>33682758Mean exactly something like that>>>/soc/34322818
>>33684049yeah, /soc/ is right down the hall
>>33684028To the best of my knowledge, people on the right have been desperate for him to be a tranny fucker, first claiming he had a troon GF, then claiming he had a troon roommate when that didn't work, and I don't know what they're saying now that that didn't turn out to be true either. The only "fascist" thing was part of a Helldivers 2 meme, and there's a lot of evidence to show that he was terminally online, but not more than that.
>>33684046ok kek
>>33684049yea wassup
>>33684050Is that your pussy?
>>33683911Lying by omission whore.
>>33684046>provenlol
>>33683959What about male at 33
>>33684050That looks terrible.
>>33684044Flameo, hotman!
>>33684050>that roastie below itVomit inducing.
Why are adults trying to make a gotcha moment out of a murder on live television in the first place
>>33684019If you listen closely they never said the personality is what mattersWhat they actually meant was >You have to be good-looking AND have personality
i’m a 26 yo virgin woman and never had a bf, i had a situationshit though. After dealing with that shithead I lost interest in dating. I don’t believe in love anymore. I’ve noticed that the longer I remain single the less interest I have in marriage and having children. It used to be my dream to be a mother one day and wife. Now I find it cringe and awful. I enjoy my freedom and independence. Am I mentally ill?
>>33684062Hello fellow 30 yo boomer.
>>33684034ehh it's too complicated for me to explain right now, all women love chad for sure specially if you show them a cute chadbut the other anon wasn't just talking about 1 single thing, it's clear you don't get it so maybe hope that another anon can hold your hand and enlighten you>inb4 woman momenti have fever and i'd rather keep thinking about chad sorry
>>33684064Because their minds have been heavily warped by propaganda. It's sad to see.
>>33684063? Its literally a nice puffy innie
>>33684048Because it's degenerate and debauched
>>33684066I dunno about mentally ill, but you sound traumatized. I'm sorry for whatever that guy did.
>>33684022>>33684025>>33684014>>33683999>>33684012"Speaking to reporters aboard Air Force One while returning from Great Britain on Thursday, Trump said federal regulators should consider revoking broadcast licenses for networks that “give me only bad publicity.”“All they do is hit Trump,” he said. “They’re licensed! They’re not allowed to do that. They’re an arm of the Democrat Party.”"The US' so fucked. This is 3rd world dictatorship shit. And desu the fact that republicans see nothing wrong with this (because they're okay with authoritarianism when it's their guy) means the US is beyond goneTo be clear, I'm not saying this because of Kimmel (I never found him funny). I'm saying this because the US now has a president who feels comfortable using his chair against media that criticize him
>>33684031i don't really look at a lot of videos but i thought it was because of the muscles are developed and stuff like that
>>33684061Women find most men revoltingThats true.But not all:^)I can tell you this with confidence
>>33684061How are they coy about it when you describe them as not coy
How do I fix a computer
Imagine learning medicine just so you can work with women's nasty cunts every day. It must be a miserable job.
>>33684048That is how incels and tradcucks work.They feed off the misery of others.They hate nothing more than others being happy.
>>33684064The right wants to completely control the government and end free elections, and making a martyr out of Charlie helps them towards those goals if they can blame the left for it.
>>33684073I have to wonder if the people in charge installed Trump precisely because they want the building to burn down.
>>33684064Serious answer: I haven't seen very much of that outside of here and other fringe spaces online. My regular news feed has barely mentioned it since it happened.
>>33684074The standard "guarding" pose is hunched over arms forwardBut they also rack up a lot of injuries
>>33684077turn it off and on again
>>33684073You invited it when you killed a man in front of his family and then publicly laughed about itThe left has nobody to blame but themselves
>>33684073I see nothing wrong with it because I'm tired of leftists fucking my country up and I want them crushed.
>>33684073>spacingI think you'd be more comfortable somewhere else
Hi, new Janny,Please define the rules of *on topic* within the context of /atoga/ thread culture, so I can avoid getting banned/warned/timed out, etc. Thank you!Respectfully,Anon
>>33684073Tldr I don't care, take it to pol.
FemanonsBe honestDo you have a puffy innie?And if not, why?
Did he break up with me because I have roastie lips
>>33684077what part
>>33684052>>33684041>>33684046Why would a "right wing" republican guy risk life in prison to assassinate a prominent right wing talking head?What mental gymnastics do you have to go through to make that make sense?If you want to say that he was off'ed because he rejected $150 million dollars from Israel to shill for them, or that the text exchange was very obviously fabricated then that's a different story, but what you guys are saying just sounds retarded. If the last thing isn't true then it was for sure some chronically online disgruntled commie who though larping as a partisan by assassinating "le evil fascist" would earn him brownie points with his peers.
>>33684093I would if I were him
>>33684079Keep enabling the clownworld my dude
>angry young men enter a thread with a captive audience of women who want to talk with them>proceed to talk about Current Thing and team sports politics
>>33684098JC Denton had a10 eyes
>>33684098Maybe the women could stop bringing this shit up?
>>33684064Don’t know, even if the kid was a hard leftist it’s not like they can take away the myriad of conservative shooters.
>>33684072ive heard guys say that women who never had a bf at a certain age or stay virgins too late are mentally ill which makes me feel ashamed but i don’t want a slut phase
>>33684098no hope
>>33684093>because I have roastie lipsProve it right now
>>33684070The ginger pussy below it.
>women be like, I HATE WHEN MY CAMELTOE SHOWS>Men be like, I LOVE CAMELTOESThis is why all wars happened
>>33684098>with a captive audience of women who want to talk with themLMAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>33684098They will never be 21st century gangbangers...
>>33684098Yes and? It's Ask about ANYYHING
>>33684092Yes. What’s wrong this time
>>33684107cameltoes look disgusting af
>>33684106Oh yeah, that one looks pretty bad
>>33684112No.
>>33681862M or FAre you a good cook?
>>33684102MThose guys are dicks and obviously not anyone you need to waste any time on taking seriously. Most men would be surprised that you're a virgin, but no one worth your time would ever hold it against you.
>>33684111NothingHave a nice evening femanon!!!
>>33684095>Why would a "right wing" republican guy risk life in prison to assassinate a prominent right wing talking head?It makes sense if he's a groyper or similar "Zion Don"-esqe terminally online spastic. That's why that narrative was latched on to.But that's irrelevant since the actual evidence doesn't support it.
>>33684115FGood cook yesCook often no
>>33684102the moids here are retarded fucks dont listen to them
>>33684103My little bros are so fucking dumb, anon.
>>3368410226 virgin is not a big dealIts only women who have obsession about it and men who think losing it asap is matter of life and death
>>33684098It's my fault for bitching about /tv/.
>>33684118Thanks, you too
>>33684115MNo
>>33684115Is that the girl DaBaby could have saved? Anyway, yes.
>>33684115MFuck yeahBitches love my cooking
>>33684092F.I have a horrible looking outie, like left side is ok, but the right side was like 4inch long horrible sticky tentacle that slipped out of my underwear and got rubbed between my thighs.I thought I was some sort of mutant and tried to amputate it as a teenager by putting rubber bands on it and cutting it with scissors.Because no girl I saw in porn had anything comparable. All their pussies were pretty.>dad had to take me to a hospital, because it wouldnt stop bleeding>now it scarred and its like a stupid sausage hanging from the side of my pussy about the girth of a finger or a slim hotdog.
>>33683891I'm glad you liked it. But I didn't "make" it. I told it.I stole it from FetLife. Don't remember the poster or I'd give them credit.Now if you could limit your posting about it to once a month or so, that would be appreciated.
MoidsAre you a good cock?
>>33684115IS that the girl from the subway
This is why atogan men are single
>>33684133Yes, a top-tier SSS rank.
>>33684102i lost my khhv status since then thanks to bf (i was an adult khhv) but at that point i also used to see men posting the exact same thing all the time. seems like it's a microcosm of the whole "men are obsessed with women but also hate them" thing since there are so many men who hate on female virgins saying things like if she's a virgin past x age she must be weird/mentally ill/ugly/etc.just accept that most men hate women no matter what you're like and it all starts to makes sense lol
>>33684085Kirk was despicable, but I never laughed about it (I can show you screenshot from comment I posted here). Besides, you can't pretend Trump hasn't been doing this before Kirk's shooting. He's been using (and abusing) his executive power against anyone who doesn't fall in line, including federal judges and courts and in the past he revoked white house press passes for reporters and outlets he didn't consider friendlyYou're not playing by the rules, and you haven't for a long time, just like when republicans blocked Obama's Supreme Court nominee in 2016
>>33683918>The dude probably IS him, relentlessly samefagging the same retarded jokeNah. That's not my style of annoying. Ask around.
>>33684115MYes and I love it too.Wednesday I reheated a frozen quiche I made a few months ago and it was delicious.
Why is Harley Quinn so hot?
>>33684135it's over.
>>33684133Fuck yeahBitches love my cocking
>>33684129>>33684134Yes
>>33684081They did imo, because Trump spent years telling them everyone else was corrupt except him, a businessman who doesn't do politics blah blah blah
>>33683924But seriously dude? Rent free much?
>>33684132Thanks. I guess I can wait until October, but no promises! And I agree with a lot of your posts, you're a smart man.
having autism is a fucking curse bros
>>33684145Sexy voice and accent, sexy attitude, sexy makeup, skintight outfit. Sexo
>>33684153but everything is so much more interesting.What are the downsides?
>>33684145New Jersey accent
>>33684102I think it would be strange to be a virgin at that age... but honestly not surprising. A lot more people are staying single nowadays for a variety of reasons and people shouldn't make premature judgements like that. There's really not as much shame in it nowadays as there was in the past which is somewhat of a relief.
>>33684086Anon, if you're actually a patriot who puts country over party, you wouldn't support this coming from either party.
>>33683884Nah man. The nose is reconstructed with rib cartilage a quarter century ago. That's why it looks like that.
>>33684158I put my country over anything, which means leftism needs to be rooted out and destroyed.
>>33684148So sad. I'm so pissed off Charlie Dirk took all the attention off of her
>>33684160You're more of a Zionist than an American. Congratulations.
>>33684131Damn that is roughYou should see a surgeon for that.
>>33684077GOOD MORNING SAR
>>33684160Didn't you have a president who said a house divided against itself cannot stand? Or something like that
>>33684155>I cant breed >>33684145I dont know, pic related?
>>33684160An average jihadist, you'll meet your fate soon enough.
>>33684167I want to expel leftists from the country.
>>33684154They made her so fuckable>>33684156Maybe I need to move>>33684168That has to be edited
>>33684140lol
>>33684167ntaWe did. Our first president also very strongly warned us about the dangers of political parties.I am very sad about what happened to the USA.
Girls, would you tell a guy that you worship his cock? Like, use that word?
>>33684170Get off your fat ass, then.Mouthy faggot traitor.
>>33684175no, i'd communicate in gestures only
>>33684172NTAPeople on the right killing each other is nothing new, though. What am I supposed to do about it?
>>33684175Totally. I want him to know how highly I think of it.
Americans are boring
>>33684175A bf, sure, if he wanted to
>>33684179Your pet troons keep going out and killing people, but keep trying to deflect while it's still legal
>>33684131What the fuck did you force me to read? Put a warning on your post.
Would you date an American girl who doesn't consider herself American
>>33684182agreed
>>33684180>>33684183When I have sex, I want to feel like my cock is the most important thing in the world to her. I want her to be on the verge of tears begging for it and then act like I've given her the greatest gift in the world when I let her have it.
>>33684188Depends on what she means by that.
>>33684188Sure. I know how Americans are. "I'm Dominican!" "I'm Irish!" "I'm Mexican!" whatever girl. Bend over
>>33684161Yeah, real coincidental how the narrative switched to talking about her to now right vs left bullshit within 2 days.
>>33684184You're accusing me of deflecting, even though you're the one bringing troons up out of nowhere?
>>33684192so you're saying you'd murder the shy girl and bathe in her blood.
>>33684175I'd worship it but this >>33684192 would make cringe too much
>>33684195Um, please stop noticing. Please talk about current thing.
>>33684192Oh god, please please pleassssse come over
>>33684193I'm nothing like you niggas
white American men > white American women why?
>>33684188The average American looks like this so I don't consider myself American
>>33684196I thought we were talking about mass shooters? Which have pretty exclusively been leftists and trannies for a while
>>33684192Okay you made it weird and creepy I’m not into it anymore
>>33684195Literally. I can't believe how stupid people are. It's also so concerning to me how little people care about women but we've known about that
>>33684201I'll come over but you're going to have to convince me you really want it.
>>33684188Would you move to Europe?
>>33684203Lol, in that case then, yeah. I'm of the same mind but don't consider myself non-American. I'm just not what an American is supposed to be in 2025.Otherwise, I'm genuinely pretty proud to be from the US. I'm just disenfranchised and don't think the US I liked will ever come back.
>>33684207I mean, that's literally the opposite of what's true, but okay.
>>33684207nta we live in opposite world now? Where did this cope come from?
>>33684210I have been thinking about it all day*puppy dog eyes
>>33684212Stay in your fucking containment country.
>>33684217No.
>>33684172>I sleep>Kirk was despicable, but I never laughed about it I even said the existence of people like Kirk is a necessity because it means dialogue hasn't completely malfunctioned and dailed, and his death means the death of communication. However, let's not act like every soundbite of his isn't some heinous shit. I already ,knew he wanted 10 year old girls to keep the baby if they were subjected to rape, then this morning, I watched a video of his saying a bunch of black women are diversity hires and don't have the brain processing power of white people... Shit's ridiculous it's almost cartoonishly racist, sexist, hillbilly. It's like he's doing a south park exaggerated impression of what a super racist, ignorant right wing person might believe/say
>>33684209>It's also so concerning to me how little people care about women but we've known about thatIt's hard when they seem to hate us for things bad men did in the past, while also wanting to subvert their nation.It's like watching someone you care about doing heroin and there is nothing you can do to help them because they'll just hate you even more.
>>33684213>>33684214>it's conservative white christians who are shooting up churches>it's diehard MAGA supporters who tried to kill the president>it's a conservative who tried to kill a moderate conservative for being too extremeYou are in fantasy land, that's what makes you people dangerous
>>33684217please post gender
moids if your gf has puffy areola nipples that look like literal tit bottles would you still love her?
>>33684212Nta, proud of what?
>>33684216I'd tell you to pant like a puppy. Open that mouth for me, show me how ready you are for it.
>>33684224Anon... those are the best kinds of nipples.
>>33684219failed*** not dailed
>>33684224Depends
>>33684167Yep>>33684174>We did. Our first president also very strongly warned us about the dangers of political parties.Correct.>I am very sad about what happened to the USA.They were also wise when are founding fathers said something I can't exactly remember now, about the greatest threat to our great experiment being foreign merchants, or corporations.
Ass and hips are inherently more sexual than Boobs.Boobs signal to male brain that its playtime.Big ass, small waist and wide hips signal to male brain that playtime is over and its time to impregnate a viable female specimen to prolong the species.Women know this instinctually, and show off their goods by pants and outfits that highlight their curves.Its a subliminal message "look how fertile , but not yet pregnant i am"
>>33684224Those nipples would always have a home in my mouth
>>33684221Yes. You forgot the vast amount of Christian conservatives being pedophiles
>>33684133No, sorry :(
>>33684219>HoweverThis is the exact point where you lose the argument, you should be against murder period but you're unable to just say "he shouldn't have been killed" without throwing jabs at him.
>>33684233such an autistic post
>>33684224Yeah they are fineDo they change shape with temparature?
>>33684224I yet have to see them irl, so I can't say just from your description alone.But nipples don't make or break love.
>>33684227See for yourself
>>33684236If you think Christians are rife with pedophilia, wait until you learn about LGBTQIA+
>>33684224Yeah
>>33684240Just an appreciation of female form.I love women.
>>33684212It's not supposed to. The average age of empires is 250 and USA is 249 years old, their peak was in the 1950's.
>>33684224Yeah sure. As long as you're happy about me playing with and sucking on your breasts, """bad""" qualities don't really matter that much.
>>33684241no but say they are not your typical very round ball shaped boob but tear dropped bottle shaped boob
>>33684226I'm proud to be from a country with so many accomplished artists and scientists. I know we don't have that reputation anymore, but the 20th century saw us producing a lot of excellent music, literature and films.I also have a lot of respect for the natives' preservation of their own culture in the face of aggressive demands for assimilation.The land here is beautiful, too.
>>33684238Nta, to be fair Kirk was okay with more than jabs. And he disagreed on your take on murder
>>33681862MenWhich is more worth fighting for, left or right?
>>33684233Where do feet land in this equation?
>>33684233It's the waist to hip to bust ratio. Signals health
Girls, would you say it makes you happy to obey men?
>>33684182>Americans are boring>>33684191>agreedI think it varies.The Germans are no slouches but I feel like the champion has to be the Englishman James Henry Greathead.So admittedly, Europe kinda mogs us on this point.
>>33684250Those are perfect titties and I'm not even blowing smoke up your ass
>>33684253Wrong, again with living in fantasy land lmao
>>33684254I don't know either of them.Fighting for somebody based on looks is a terrible idea.
>>33684219>and don't have the brain processing power of white people..Come on, just be real, 100% for once- are you really going to deny that?
ming dynasty pussy
>>33684206I'm begging you to stop posting this. It ruins my day every time I even just see the thumbnail.
>>33684245I did. Shocking how many Christian conservative pedos there are
>>33684242
>>33684206To be fair, most American women have less facial hair than that.
>>33684219>I watched a video of his saying a bunch of black women are diversity hires and don't have the brain processing power of white peopleHe literally never said that though?
>>33684266imagine him devouring your cock and balls
>>33684268*suckles on the teat*I would also give them gentle slaps.
>anon, youre such a quiet nice and well behaved childTHEN WHY THE FUCK DID YOU REFUSE TO BELIEVE MY WORD OVER A KNOWN LIAR'S MULTIPLE TIMES FUCK YOU YOU DUMB SOW I'LL NEVER FORGET THAT
To guys of /atoga/Is it offputting to you that I raid in some wow private server and do casual flirting with my guild friends?>for example my best friend in the guild is a married man, and we flirt for fun.>We have talked about it, and neither of us is really interested in eachotherI would stop that if it bothered my potential SO, but I would not stop playing with them.
>>33684219>I watched a video of his saying a bunch of black women are diversity hires and don't have the brain processing power of white peopleEvery one of those women he was referring to admitted it themselves. They all said they wouldn't have gotten their positions without affirmative action.
>>33684256what's it mean if i have hips and absolutely no bust
>>33684268I'm conceptualizing
>>33684250I need picture of them on my disc to assess the situation
>>33684262What is this cope? Everyone that defend Kirk hates everything Kirk said and stood for
>>33684254I don't know...I don't see any lines on those Coronas.
>>33684238I already said it and I said it in my comment you quoted. However, you want people to be sad about it and they're not, and that's because he's insulted and alienated every group but cis white males, and that's my point. And you don't have to pretend you were ever going to give me anything 'this is the exact point where you lose the argument' like you weren't looking for a reason to disagree with what I said.
>>33684254Am I supposed to know who the girl on the right is?I only know who left is because of current events, and I don't want to judge her too harshly on looking miserable because, while she probably DOES always look like that, her husband was just murdered.It's a shame that democrat who was assassinated's husband (and dog) were also killed by the assassin, or people might have remembered or had more sympathy for it, but there was nobody left to go on the news about it repeatedly.
>>33684274>we flirt for fun.Give examples.
>>33684255Also playtimeAnd a snack>>33684256Yeah, just like women want to see wide shoulders narrow waist men, preferably with some strong legs and ass, signals power in his loins>>33684276That means you are highly plappable Pear
What's a good hairstyle on a guy that's long? I've had long hair for about seven years and want to switch it up but still keep things long kinda. I've thought about shaving the sides of my head a dozen times but never go with it.
>>33684276Give measurements.How about your tummy?
>>33684220Is that photo in England
>>336842741) which server2) dangerous game...
>>33684283Jfc it really is a psyop. Fuck Charlie Kirk. How can people know about him and not her? It's actually embarrassing
>>33684279Yet you need to make up reasons to feel gleeful at his death>>33684282You're an awful person in denial, that's all
>>33684264yes, i disagreei could have said many things about black people that would considered racist (for eg, black men not raising their kids or black people using the race card for things where race shouldnt come into play or black people being prone to violence)does that mean that black women only get to positions of power because they're diversity hires or every black person is necessarily dumber than every white person or that a black person cannot get to a position of power on their merit... No, I don't believe that.
>>33684274>I raid in some wow private serverWife material maybe
>>33684219Never watched him, but he was right.RIP to a great man.
>>33684297That's also not what he said.
>>33684270Oh, he did. The video is circulating on X. Besides are you shocked this is what he believes?
>>33684274If it's explicit where the line is I can see it not being an issue, particularly if the recipient is married. But it's definitely a fine line, tread carefully kind of thing.
>>33684283>Am I supposed to know who the girl on the right is?Train girl
Girls, what do you think of the term "fuckmeat"?
>>33684275Where?
Oh my gooooood you fucking american politcucks are absolutely unbearable
>>33684296I’m not gleeful so no worries
>>33684284ok>If I boost his alt character trough some dungeon I make him call me dungeon mommy, and mistress.>I threaten to spank him if he screws up and pulls something he wasnt supposed toQuite much mirrored the other way around"Oh sir, not the anal thunderfury, blessed blade of the windseeker"is something we meme about.>because my ex had a very big dick, and I go to stables to take care of horses, he jokes I like stallions>because he goes fishing in the woods with other men, I joke he likes to rape guysStuff likeI like you - you are awesome - I'll miss youthat wouldnt be out of the ordinary.Some of this stuff I try to explain cant even be translated, because we're both from the same country, but that should give you the idea.
>>33684306yesalso it would be cute to have chopping lines drawn on my body just saying
>>33684308It never fucking ends. It isn't even like this irl in America; these guys spend all their time online.
>>33684303Yahoo News says you're full of shithttps://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/fact-check-charlie-kirk-quote-082017036.html
Grabbing femanon by hand and leading her out of politicuck room and pulling her into toilet stall
>>33684296>You're an awful person in denial, that's allYour opinion is worthless.
>>33684274>in some wow private serverTurtle wow?Ascension?I've been in enough wow guilds to have seen this turn into you sending him nudes and he flies out to cheat on his wife with you so if I was your SO I'd just break up with you.
>>33684307In various interviews and while defending DEI practices. It is extremely dishonest to say that he was saying that "black women" aren't smart enough to have these positions when he was talking about individual black women.
>>33684308i love you, gender
>>33684265Antediluvian pussy >>
>>33684303kek, I love 4chuds.They will have seen all the horrible shit that people like kirk or fuentez say for years, agreeing with and meming all of it, and then somebody reminds them and they're like >nuh-uh, he never said that! he's just a special little birthday boy
>>33684302Yes, it is. And if you believe otherwise, you're free to link the video.
>>33684313o_o
>>33681862So I have this friend where every gf I have had always tries to fish info about her everytime they meet her for the first time. Even if my only interaction with her is just saying hello then not speaking or interacting with her for the rest of the night.They don't do this with anyone else, they always ask about her specifically at a 100% rate with all the people I have dated.What's the deal, yeah I lost my virginity to her but we never dated or anything so I don't really know why they fish or what I'm doing that gives off the impression there was something between us
>>33684312Females joking about anal sex gets me hard in no time and i would porbably be tanking that dungeon with one hand only
schizo tranoid who doesnt know how to greeentext is back
>>33684276Nothing bad, just uneven proportions
>>33684254Right>>33684283>Am I supposed to know who the girl on the right is?If I explain who the girl on the right is, I get banned. Makes (you) think.
>>33684312That is very, very weird.I would most likely be uncomfortable about it.Does his wife know these details?
>>33684325>yeah I lost my virginity to herLmao dude
>>33684316does this happen in real life? is it the male bathroom?
>>33684313Oh that's more than what I had in mind! But maybe if it's like drawing lines for the tits and ass and pussy and mouth and various things I want to fuck.
>>33684305you'll have to elaborate. I don't know what that means.
>>33684316and then?
If you found out a guy you are friends with was jerking off to your clothed ig pics, what would be your reaction
Moids and Foids!State your genders!Reveal to atoga your favorite hygiene story?
>>3368428830 inch chest, 25 inch waist (or a little more), 37 inch hips>>33684330yeah makes clothes a pain sometimes
>>33684336i prefer chopping lines still
>>33684323I've seen the video where he names a few specific individuals and says they aren't smart enough to get where they are without DEI. You seem to be saying there's a video where he says black women in general aren't as smart as white people, and that does not exist.
>>33684339MI would be flattered
>>33684339I don't have an ig
>>33684340>hygiene storyWhat does this mean?
>>33684338Pushing her against the wall, making out and wandering my hands on her ass and under her panties
>>33684315You're a fucking idiot. Yahoo News doesn't say I'm full of shit, it says the quote is altered because Charlie didn't say "black women..." Instead he named a few black women... and that's why I said "a bunch of black women" not "black women do not have ..."
>>33684341> 25 inch waist (or a little more), 37 inch hipsLatina?
>>33684340what is a "hygene" story
>>33684331>>33684305Oh I understand now. Okay. Well then I pick right obviously. I'm sure she was nice. I would have wrapped my thumb in my tshirt and jammed it into her neck to try and save her like Kentucky ballistics taught me.
>>33684342How would you like to hang from the ceiling by your wrists like a pig?
>>33684340FI like to shower, not much of a story
>>33684341Appreciate the measurements. Did you take them just now? lolBut anyway, sounds perfect for many sex positions and ass worship.Do you have nice thighs too?
>>33684333She does, we have eachothers phone numbers and chat in whatsapp from time to time.>My ex had my friends number too.>and I actually met my friends mom, so now its a joke that I am his moms secret lesbian lover
The most shocking thing about Charlie Kirk's death to me was learning that he's only a year older than me. I never paid much attention to him and thought he was pushing forty now.
>>33684340I found out i had tonsil stones once at gym, by choking one out while doing back extensions about it.I heard of them before on /fit/ but never had them, or noticed.Since then i pay real good attention to making sure i dont have any building up but it still happens...
>>33684340>hygiene storyM, I'll bite.When I squeezed a burst pimple spot on my shoulder that wouldn't heal after a week and a pea-sized bead of white stuff came out
>>33684355cute idea but it would feel too distant, i prefer more physical contact
I love hips
>>33684341Measurements sound insanely hot.How tall?
>>33684341I don't know what's considered a small waist on women. I know for guys, under 30-32 inches is good
>>33684340Mscrubbing the layer of grease out from behind my ex's ears because they never clean themselves right
>>33684359He looked like he was in his 40s but kept his babyface, truly a hideous man
>>33684362How would you want to play into the fuckmeat idea?
>>33684358Your random use of greentext is very confusing.
>>33684369i'm not sure i'm not very able to talk about those things, i just try when i can
>>33684351>Yahoo News doesn't say I'm full of shit, it says the quote is alteredThat's what I said - you're full of shit
>>33684342NtaDo you want to be cut?
Does anyone else feel lied to about what women want?Growing up, movies, TV shows, parents, general society, women themselves, and even general fairy tales and folk stories talked about women wanting men with good hearts, who are caring and have good values, etc. Not once did they specify the requirement to be physically attracted to a man. Only very recently in the past few years have men begun (collectively) focusing on looksmaxing, and even that's a very slow process because men don't have access to makeup and makeup tips like women do.Again, if you want to blame Hollywood for this, I wouldn't disagree, but even women themselves never admitted this when I was in high school, and stories about fairy tales were always>the dashing knight rescues the beautiful princess
>>33684350hot
>>33684319defending DEI practices is one thing and them admitting to being diversity hires is another. so far you're assuming they are with no evidence, just they're black.>he was talking about individual black womenyes, which I recognized (I said " a bunch of black women"). However, the fact he said they stole a white person's job rather than a more qualified person's job implies he thinks being white just automatically makes a person competent (whereas a black person is assumed to be diversity hire, until proven otherwise)
>>33684340M. Apparently, body wash under your foreskin can actually make smegma much, much worse.
Livvy Dunne sells premium feet pics on her Passes page. Girls, do you think this is dignified?
>>33684340M>be me>get in shower/bath>scrub body with dish soap>shave face with 9 passes of 6 blade razor because there's no other way>pumice stone an 1/8th of an inch of skin off my feet>shave off happy trail>repeat this every single day or I go from looking like a twink to a bear overnightI won't let her know until we're married
>>33684375MNo, my mom and dad raised me well enough to teach me what they want.
stop talking about politics.
>>33684373sometimes, but only actually chopped with something big and heavy but i'm not immortal so i can't do that
>>33684375You missed the part in all the old movies where the main guy saved the world or suddenly cultivated talent or something to compensate for being the underdog loser
>>33684379Men will worship anything
>>33684306Barf
>>33684322Kek, and they do agree with it all. They just don't like it when someone tells them outloud you believe x, y, z because it makes them feel like they're awful people, instead of the god-loving, jolly people they think they are (as opposed to angry leftists)
>>33684375I remember teachers since elementary school talking about how men are cheating pigs and women are kind and just want a man that loves them and is loyalWhat a lie that was
>>33684375What you wrote was really dumb. Stick to yes and no answers
>>33684387We only jerk it to feet pics because society won't give us a young virgin wife in the first place.
>>33684360>tonsil stoning at the gymfucking kek
>>33684384>but i'm not immortalSource? Until you actually die there's no proof that you can die.
>>33684384I see.You should go to bed now.You've been on atoga enough for today and it's late.
>>33684352whitey>>33684357nah i keep em on a note for clothes shopping cause my memory is horrible, so it might be a lil inaccurate. thighs are decent i think, fat likes to go there or stomach >>33684364thanks 5'4>>33684366i think im on the smaller side
>>33684286>My shoulders are decently wide but my waist is like 28 inches when I'm dieted down, 22 inch quadsAm I boned?
>>33684340MI once got such a severe sunburn as a kid that my entire shoulders and the back of my neck blistered.The next day at summer school, I was playing outside with some friends, and one of them patted me hard enough on the back to burst the entire blister.Soaked through my shirt. Super gross. Hurt like hell. We all had a good laugh.
>>33684379Yes
>>33684390lmao that pic
>>33684343>You seem to be saying there's a video where he says black women in general aren't as smart as white people,I never said that. Go back to my comment where I mentioned the video. However, though he didn't say word for word black women aren't as smart as white people, that's the meaning implied. And it's dishonest for people to pretend that's not what his words ultimately mean.
>>33684390man we literally call it battered wife syndrome
>>33684395alright..>>33684394true
>>33684397Would it be weird asking you out just based on that data but also how you present yourself here?I know it's very little...
>>33684363What about mine
>>33684340Mshe stayed over and she turned my sheets red >=d
>>33684402>However, though he didn't say word for word black women aren't as smart as white people, that's the meaning implied.Is that what the voices in your head tell you?
>>33684404Sleep tight.
>>33684372Dumbass, I never altered the quote, the quote in your yahoo article is altered and that's the one the quote is referring to you. You literally brought an article to me and was like why is the quote in the article altered, huh? Fuck off, dipshit!
>>33684375>Not once did they specify the requirement to be physically attracted to a manSo you thought women would just be happy with any guy, including a hideous one, but >rescues the beautiful princessshe herself always HAS to be beautiful..??
>>33684399I bet that smelled like shit, ick
>>33684397I don't know. Caring about exact measurements seems silly, all about how you look
>>33684403>man we literally call it battered wife syndromeUh huh, and what about this?
>>33684414Sorry, forgot to tag>i think im on the smaller side
>>33684408Just because you're a retard doesn't mean other people are. Kys.
>>33684376But thats not the end
>>33684375Prince charming?
>>33684413It was so fucking gross, but it at least didn't stink.I've been wearing vampire-friendly sunscreen every summer since.
>>33684340FI didn't shower for 2 weeks and my mom made me shower because I stunk so bad. I was 20
I need a short stacked girl to molest (consensually)Petite skinny girls are cute and all but theres something special about short girls who have big ass and thick thighs
I have the biggest fetish ever for Slavic men with names ending in -a. I don't know why this is. There's just something about a man named Nikita. Where can I get some of this
>>33684426
>>33684405it's a little weirdi am but text on the screen>>33684414you're right and i think i look a bit unorthodox is all, not terrible
>>33684427Elton John sang the perfect song for you.
>>33684424>my mom made me shower because I stunk so bad.Are you a smelly femcel?
>>33684427Im a slav but my name ends in N:/
>>33684435I had a boyfriend at the time
>>33684427I am half slav but my name is german*dies*
>>33684431>you're right and i think i look a bit unorthodox is all, not terribleJudging by the replies I think you'll do just fine
>>33684412Unironically yes.
>>33684411>I didn't alter the quote, somebody else did!Women are awful at talking politics lmao
Do any of the chicks here have a butt like this?
>>33684427Not a slav but could be your slave I guess.
>>33684420Exactly. He's not Prince HANDSOME.
>>33684445Valk
>>33684432Hold me closer Tony Danza?
>>33684446Do you have a name ending in -a?
>>33684445Why does it look like it's made of water
>>33684443Yes, literally. Because the article is referring to the quote cited in the article, not what I said here, dumbass! I didn't misquote Kirk, the quote in the article did, faggot!
>>33684406Post them
>>33684450What race is she? Does anyone know?
>>33684449Prince daddy *sweating tongue sticking out emoji*
Any women here give their dildos names?
>>33684453For my mistress I would change it.
>>33684340FToday I dropped my (clean) menstrual cup in the toilet of the guy I am dating and instead of telling him about it, I grabbed a bag to use as a glove when I fished it out and this grossed me out so bad I started gagging and dry heaving which he heard so he ran in and walked in on quite the sight. I was half naked, gagging, with a bin bag over my arm that was dripping wet with toilet waterI hope he still likes me!
>>33684458White blonde
>>33684455Careful saying those no-no words, some deranged leftist loon will gun you down in public and psychos on atoga will use them to justify your murder
>>33684463hahahaha if he doesn't like you more after this he's a bitchpeople accused you of posting that for (you)s!
>>33684463You reached into clean water to grab a clean object and it made you gag and heave?
I never want to trust, cuddle or share my body with a man. Fuck that. I don't need or want a man
>>33684466I hope more pundits get shot just to piss you off.
I wish Pat Sajek died instead of Alex Trebek
>>33684445I wish!That is hypnotic >>33684375> men don't have access to makeup and makeup tips like women doThis is all learned on TikTok and YouTube?
>>33684466And you'd be elated over a leftist dying, unlike when Charlie died, that was a travesty
>>33684471Then why are you here?
>>33684438Did you have smelly sex?
Dudes don't go out clubbing anymore. The goth club is a buns party. Where can I get a genuine goth dude who does his own makeup
>>33684201>>33684208the duality of woman>>33684254>one a victim of senseless violence by a mentally ill repeat offender who was still on the street because... well it's just mean to lock him up :( vs a woman whose husband was murdered for his political views and growing influenceDeath is wrong in both situations. This isn't an either or.
>>33684476No, because I'm a decent person unlike you, I wouldn't be happy even if somebody like you died
>>33684460I named my bigger buttplug Bobert, the smaller one I call Ogie (og)I have a dildo I call dildo and a vibrator I call vibratorso my imagination knows no bounds. How I came up with Bobert, I dont even know
>>33684470A man's toilet is not clean? Nothing in a washroom (especially a male one) is clean, everything is contaminated>>33684469Loll I have to agree But what do you mean?
>>33684459life is fucking hard over here for Prince Silly
How should I season white rice? Just salt?
I have put off reading this American history book for over 2 months nowMoids, will you be my hype-men or cheerleaders, so that I can read the book finally?
>>33684485Aren't you having it with something else?Do white people really...?
>>33684486Sure thing, buddy, I'm with you. What's the title of the book?
>>33684486Roman history mogs
>>33684485anything you want
>>33684481Your point is moot. I never gloated over Kirk's death.
>>33684375>and even general fairy tales and folk stories talked about women wanting men with good hearts, who are caring and have good values, etc. Not once did they specify the requirement to be physically attracted to a man. Only very recently in the past few years have men begun (collectively) focusing on looksmaxing, and even that's a very slow process because men don't have access to makeup and makeup tips like women do.women are attractive to GOOD and CAPABLE men. They prefer both, but if they have to settle with only one, they'll go with CAPABLE. Because a good man's virtue can't put food on the table.Basically what >>33684385 said.
>>33684485Onions sauceDo not use salt
>>33684487I'm having salmon with rice and vegetables
>>33684483Can't relate, I reached into a clogged toilet at work yesterday to unclog it without a second thought. It's just waste, and there's such a thing as soap...
>>33684479goth guys don't exist anymore, people don't even know about goth music which is the origin of the subculture, so men aren't interested anymore now that it's just about fashion.
Women, could you date a strange, quixotic man?
>>33684500I suffer from the ocd so maybe that makes me a bit dramatic Or maybe you are just incredibly brave
>>33684501I thought the origin was those guys that fucked up Rome?
>>33684485Cook it in stock instead of water.
>>33684501FMetalheads are abundant, but goths disappeared completely before 2009
What’s the most controversial or fucked up opinion you have that you wouldn’t say to your friends, family, spouse, etc
>>33684513That I wish a pitbull would attack me so I could legally slit its throat
good evening everyone>>33684485why season ..? ( ;´ - `;)
>>33684513nothing im not ashamed of my beliefs
Femanons if your bf liked to tear broken stuff apart to see how it works would you bring him random crap from your friends and workplace?
>>33684507gothic rock/goth music was originally described that way by critics in comparison to gothic architecture as an insult and thats where the subculture got its name
My wife
I want a husband
I only just applied for the PlayStation credit card. I feel like I should've done it a long time ago because I've bought so many PlayStation games. Better late than never though.
>>33684044He's hot
>>33684528hey
I want a wife, but I feel like I can't go wife hunting until I leave the country.
>>33684522yes that's awesome my mom did that as a kid and she's great at repairs now
>>33684522Yeah
>>33684513promia n proana 4ever (´∀｀)
After months of tracking, I've come to the conclusion that despite a bunch of negative side effects of masturbation that I think are bunk, I do lose about 2.5 hours on average every time I jerk off due to the loss of motivation or napping afterwards.Thank you for reading my paper.
>>33684375I think it is somewhat accurate but extremely idealized and it simplifies a lot of the real dynamics at play.
>>33684513That Imperial Japan was not uniquely evil and did the same shit all the other imperial powers did
>>33684513every woman should own a powerful vibrating dildo
I've got a first date on Monday. What are the best and worst answers to "So what'd you do over the weekend?"?
>>33684537The best thing about going nofap even for a little while is definitely the extra time you get
>>33684542The best answer is that you watched Wrestlepalooza on Saturday.
>>33684542Best: AnythingWorst: Nothing
>>33684526ife way ho way ?
>>33684532hi
>>33684537skill issuest skill issue to ever issue
>>33684513F.I dont think everyone should get a vote in democracy.No criminals, no people with diagnosed mental illnesses.A guy who dyes their hair with blue highlights, says they are really a wold and bark should never have a vote with the same weight that mine has. Or a man wearing diapers and female clothing. Yeah, I am so fucking glad we are the same....as I am getting older, the less and less I believe in "equality"A voted in monarch for life starts to look better and better compared to some 4 to 6 year presidential term.>make it so that you dont see their pictures>so you cant see their party affiliations>make it so you can only know what they want to accomplish, and what number you vote for.Now its just a popularity contest where almost no voter really understands what they are voting for, no idea about the personal politics. Current voting system has little to nothing to do with merit, and encourages biases.Sorry, ranting, because my ex who isnt stupid, but the laziest guy I know is on ballot next election season. And I know he is there just to do nothing.
>>33684536noo
>>33684552Based and Moldbugpilled
>>33684515Hi myao. How've you been?
What are some American pastimes that aren't debating politics
>>33684513MPeople can be assholes. The fucked up and controversial part is saying it to their faces, especially to the ones who otherwise seem like cool people most of the time but do one thing that really irritates me for some really petty reason.
>>33684547>AnythingWhat about>I played Teaching Feelings and masturbated to Corruption of Champions II
>>33684552feel free to move
>>33684561Not that. She'll rightfully shit on you for playing CoC2 instead of a good text-based porn game.
>>33684558Baseball, basketball, American football, roleplaying games, poker, barbecuing. You sure wouldn't know it from only seeing the US from the internet.
>>33684513I'm a misanthrope and I unironically wish the human race would go extinct.I'm not even kidding.
>>33684558Sports, video games, movies, etc.
>>33684552People who struggle with mental illness deserve to have a say in how the law protects them. If anything, people like you with surface level "controversial" opinions on national policy should not be allowed to vote
>>33684558Pumpkin picking Eating burgers and hot dogsBaseballTennis BasketballApple picking Flea markets
My favorite audio porn girl put out a new recording.It's goonin' time!
>>33684558This is what all the middle aged men do in the midwest, speaking from experience:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjZdHdd88jo
Anons did you know it was Pokemon Black and White's 15th anniversary today?State gender. Did you ever play them? Any fond memories?
>>33684580MI didn't know that. I always misremember those games as coming out in 2011 or 12. B/W2 must have come out in 2011.I skipped those, but my little sister loved them. It was her favorite generation. I played 1, 3 and 4.I came back for gen 6 because of the novelty of playing a mainline game in full 3D.
>>33684557good !nobody is real>>33684558shopping, farmers markets, picking (cherries, apples, peaches, blueberries, strawberries, everything), sports, baking, cooking, carnivals
>>33684490Sorry anon that I took so long, I went to look for it because I thought I put it somewhere turns out I moved it. Anyway, it's the most basic book ever: Remini - A Short History of the United States>>33684493Hopefully I'll circle back to that
>>33684580MYeah, I hated BW1 on release, but it might have been tainted by my grandma dying shortly after I got White. I remember playing with a new friend at school, who in retrospect I REALLY should have asked out.>>33684583>nobody is realAre you okay?
>>33684513They already know I'm an atheist but they choose to continue to act like they don't know and try to suck me up into their religion again, so I wish I could yell to their faces fuck your book fuck your religion and fuck your retarded practices
>>33684580MYeah I remember thinking all the designs looked like knockoff gen 1 from bizarro world, also trying to explore the map but kept getting roadblocked and stopped by retarded exposition every single city and quitting when I thought the map would finally open up but it didnt
>>33684587Fwiw, I am a religious person and think what they're doing to you is annoying and unnecessary.It's annoying how many religious people don't seem to understand the proselytizing by asking people to just flip a switch and believe what they believe just doesn't really work.
>>33684587Is it really that serious? Just wondering how they try to suck you up into it, because I come from a religious family, am agnostic leaning towards “yea god may be real, or he may not, I don’t care either way”, and the most my family does is try to subtly test if I’m a full on atheist. They don’t try to bring me to church or anything, they just tell me to pray and that “follow god”, and I just go “uhuh, yea”
>>33684580f, nope. I only played pokemon mystery dungeon on the ds, I was never given any actual pokemon games as kid or any games that would later become classics. only the stuff that was found in sale bins back then lol.
Which do you think is the hardest to Acheive? Rank form hardest to easiest>FWB>one night stand >Relationship >friendship
>>33684580FI had pokemon stadium on n64, and pokemon crystal on Gameboy Colour and Sapphire on Gameboy Advance SP.I never got the link cable to trade with myself, so that was a bit sad.
>>33684589It's neither annoying nor unnecessary. What theyre doing is trying to force me to live a life different than the one I want to live. They don't accept me unless they trample over my beliefs. I'm not allowed to give my opinions on religion or politics because they're different meanwhile they get to preach to me about their worldviews and try to force me to uphold their religion. What's worse is neither of them has ever done even 0.1% of research into the religion they inherited from their parents, yet they're so confident about everything. And I'm tried of arguing. I'm tired of justifying myself. I'm tired of feeling evil just for being myself or holding different beliefs and even though I've never hurt anyone.
>>33684549Uhhh I uhhhh ermmmmm
>>33684597Which religion?
>>33684549how you doin this afternoon?
>>33684583It must be really lonesome at the top of the spire of your Asian Babygirl castle </3
>>33684593f>friend>don't know about fwb/one night stand>relationship
>>33684602hot tea, meditation and trinkets
>>33684591Mystery Dungeon was really good though.>>33684594I was in the same boat. It's a little bittersweet now being able to experience ALL of that now if I want. Have you ever revisited that stuff?
Should I cut bangs, atoga?
>>33684607NOBangs are cute.
>>33684590It kinda is. They ignore my beliefs and keep asking me whether I did this or that (religion practice) and I argued about it in the past now I'm tired and I'm not in the mental space to argue anymore nor do I think I should argue because I never ask them to argue for their beliefs or justify them. They take their worldviews to be the default and if I want to live differently, then I have to justify myself over and over and over... And when I argue back, they're like "you're trying to make us abandon our religion too" I'm tired. My biggest desire in life is to fuck off somewhere faraway and not have to deal with this bullshit for the rest of my life, all because I was born into it.
>>33684580how did gf get away with making an elegant white faced southern belle exclusive to white and a brown cotton boll that sneaks into houses exclusive to black
>>33684606I saw Jayden animations nuzlocke run video on youtube, so a couple of years ago I made my male friend change the battery to both games, and tried to do a Nuzlocke run trough Sapphire, and I think all but one of my team wiped on Norman, and I was so upset I just forgot about it until now.
>>33684607Yes. Bang maintenance is a chore.
What thread do we use :(
Is it possible for me (a man) to meet someone new and become their fwb in my thirties? I mean I know the answer is "yes, but" but you know what I mean. I'd like some encouragement or anecdotes.I never did it when I was younger, only had long relationships. I'm worried I missed the boat on dating casually.
>>33684515>>33684498>>33684509honestly I didn't season itJust eating it with the seasoned salmon made it taste good
>>33684586sometimes i talk to n have relationships with people but then i think about how easy it would've been to do anything at all at any given time . like what's stopping me ?or when interacting with certain types of people i don't see them as the same species(?) as i am . i wanna dissect someone until i can know what and why they do the things they do
>>33684601good
>>33684442How could you believe that??
>>33684612>tfw I don't get what you're referring toI guess I need to replay them.>>33684615Nuzlockes are pretty hard. Have you tried just completing the dex as a challenge?
>>33684606it was, but I would've really liked the mainline games as a kid.
>>33684610Jesus. I feel bad for you. Are you the child of a religious leader or someone high up in your local religious services? Or are you from one of those families whose lives revolve around religion?Can you cut them off?
>>33684625I almost prefer the collection aspect to the combat system.So previously I have collected all that I could in the regional Dex without trading.
>>33684602the bugs keep me company ^^>>33684605myao approved
>>33684479>>33684510Why?? How can we live in such an evil world..?
>>33684620Doesn't sound like you're doing well. I'm sorry.>>33684631I'm the same way. Modern tech has made it so I could at least get a full living dex in those games though. It's a ton of fun to put it all together, if you're so inclined.
>>33684513FWhites and East Asians are proven to be the most intelligent ethnicities, and it doesn't really matter that much and could actually be bad if too many people of other ethnicities, that aren't proven to be high IQ, get into too many positions of power that are vital to running the country (and the world) well
>>33684629No, neither, anon(ette). Religion by its nature is sectarian and teaches you to exclude, reject... the other if they don't follow that religion. It lures in with its love, tolerance, peace... messaging, but at its core, it's US vs Them. And religious people know this, but they lie about it. They're suspicious of anyone who isn't their religion and or consider them sinners and worthy of going to hell (because that's what their religion drills into them). So if I don't believe in their religion, I must be such a disgusting human and hell is the place for me. They know me, they know I wouldn't hurt another human (hopefully no one would ever push me that far) or animal, they know if I have a good trait it's all me and it's not fear of any other being... But when they remember I'm an atheist, they become suspicious of me, they think I'm devil, or capable of anything, and that my good traits are not to be trusted because it's human morality (because people who believe in God are all angels and never steal or kill or rape.../s) >Can you cut them off?I don't want to abandon my parents to old age. I want them taken care of. But I don't want to live near them, according to their or the rest of the family's ideologies, ethics... And this wouldn't have been a problem if they accepted me. So as you can see, I'm in a dilemma.
>>33684648>Religion by its nature is sectarian and teaches you to exclude, reject... the other if they don't follow that religion.I wish it wasn't. The religion I follow preaches apokastasis, but not many people know it, not even people who follow the religion.I seriously couldn't care less about trying to convert people to my faith in light of what I believe. It frustrates me to see people who wave the same banner as me betray its purpose so thoroughly.
Hi myao! :)
>>33684610>>33684648They should never have expected their zoomer degenerate daughter to have any semblance of principals or decorum in the first place..
>>33684660cuck
>>33684662That makes no sense
new thread!>>33684559>>33684559>>33684559
>>33684599that's a good impression of me
>>33684654I don't think everyone who's religious has to be horrid, though I do believe many are. I remember a few years ago I had a short conversation with a theology major (who were themselves religious) on another platform and they were a delight to talk to for eg. So no worries anon(ette), I do realize not every religious person is the same, though desu sometimes out of frustration it gets hard to remember (or care)
>>33684274The definite line is if you'd hide your activity from your partner, it's cheating.I wouldn't have any problem with it at all.Flirting with strangers you'll never see again or friends you'll never be in danger of crossing a line with is fine.My wife used to get deals on electronics or her gas pumped by flirting. It' can be harmless fun.That said, my stepdad flirted with some Dutch woman on the other side of the world while they played some Scrabble game. My mom didn't like it so she asked him to stop. He had this whole thing about never being controlled to the point of refusing to do anything he was told he "had to" do.He'd smirk and say "Oh I *have* to?"It was basically his life philosophy.So he refused because he knew it wasn't serious and he had no intention of doing anything else. It was silly.So my mom demanded that he stop talking to her at all. Ever.He refused.He stood his ground and blithely refused until my mom almost left him and his sister finally convinced him that it wasn't about controlling him, but about him doing something that was hurting her.If you're doing something that's hurting your partner, you're obligated to stop doing it.>tl;dr: Be prepared that it's possible that your man might have an issue with you continuing to even talk to someone you'd been flirting with. YYMV
>>33684660You think this comment to someone you don't know is a reflection of your principles and decorm? KekThe absence of self awareness is astounding
>>33684152>I agree with a lot of your posts, you're a smart man.Thank you. It's nice to be seen as a smart feller instead of a fart smeller.(That one was stolen from Peter Griffin I think.)
Why do I have a good aerobic base, but a dog shit vo2 max?
>>33684996How intense is your cardio?
