last episode: >>33681862play nice and have fun!
femanons, how do you notice the after fuck glow?
List of legal jobs that are more immoral than prostitution:InsuranceMoneylendingBuying and selling stock/advising suchRunning gambling houses
>>33684576The what now?
>>33684595Publicani sunt peiores quam omnes
>>33684595also, you are a retard. all those jobs are based.
how do I get a husband as a mid woman
>>33684622>>33684626Lol, you're such a shithead.
>>33684630lmao, you're such a faggot retard.
>>33684628Cook, clean, suck dick, be physically fit.If you are asking where to find one- go outside
how do i practice being assertive with women i'm interested in? i've been told by three of them i wasn't assertive enough idk wtf to do
>>33684643I had to play by myself since I was a very young child
>>33684645Are you me? I grew up playing 2 player games by myself, pretending to be my own friend lmao
>>33684559I really really like this art style! Where'd you find this OP?
September 19th will be International Talk Like a Pirate Day.State gender, writing as if you were a pirate.Explain how you intend to celebrate, again writing as if you were a pirate.
>>33684651When in doubt, assume Pinterest.
>>33684651https://www.instagram.com/p/DMam6OnMgAD/
>having an affair with a married man that has an 8 year old and trying to get him to leave his family makes you... le evilWhy do people think this?
Women be ordering 3 figures worth of food delivery and then hiding behind the door and only sticking an arm out to get the bags from the courier
>>33684651i found it on pinterest lol but >>33684658 tracked down the actual source it looks like
>>33684576Does that mean the thing where the guy I had sex with falls asleep and I feel like super energized and motivated to do stuff?
>>33684664Does it? Seems like the moral onus is on the guy
>>33684664Tranny moment
>>33684653>>33684658>>33684674Thank thank you!
>>33684611>>33684676it is said that women's skin glows brither when they get a proper fuck
The older I get, the more I realize Beavis and Butthead are based
>>33684684brighter*
>>33684677He might have more of the onus but the girl certainly has some. She's still knowingly destabilizing a child's life.
>tfw penis is only 7 3/4 x 5 3/4 inchesit's over
>>33684684Not any of those anons but cool..I bet semen makes your skin prettier too..
>>33684690that's probably why most beauty products are made with circumcised dick skins
>>33684692That doesnt seem right..I'll get mine straight from the source
Why does the thought of big dicks arouse me when looking at them on soc disgusts me?
>>33684595AdvertisingJournalismLaw Enforcement
>>33684652A man, I am. I shan't be doing much of note on the morrow, save sharing me musings with the rest of the faceless crew. In truth, I wouldna known the day approaches if ye hadna told me.A descendant of the great Sir Henry Morgan, I am. He didna look half as strapping in the flesh as his likeness on the rum bottle.
Weirdest keepsake you have from a partner?I have my ex boyfriends hair in a little keepsake box
Where do I meet clingy gf
>>33684694/soc/ is a gross, desperate board. The dicks are being presented to you in a very unappealing context.
>>33684698Why?
>>33684698gross
ASSISTANCE NEEDEDCan someone link the "no, no, don't suck my cock" voca? I need it. It's important.
>>33684706I got it when we were together and never got rid of it
>>33684698Me too. It is sweet
I want to meet and fuck a femanon irl and brag about it here to fluster her
>>33684699haiii
>ife way ho way ?What did my wife mean by this?
>>33684694Because you're a special kind of faggot.>>>/lgbt/
>>33684714Sorry, jimmy cock has scrambled her brains
>>33684698I have the letter my long-term girlfriend left me when she ghosted me telling me that she was leaving me. She left it on the living room couch. It was three pages and rambled on about how this was a beautiful beginning for us both and that there wasn't another guy. A mutual friend told me a few months later that there was another guy and that my girlfriend created a second account where she'd post pictures of her and the new guy and gush about how much she loved him. The pictures went back to five months before she left me. There were messages from while we were still together about how he was the love of her life and she knew they'd get married one day. Nothing has ever horrified me or crushed my soul so much to read. I couldn't believe it wasn't just a nightmare.
>>33684712So do it
>>33684718Why would you keep such a horrible thing?
>>33684718That's one of the most evil things I've ever heard of.
>>33684712that sounds fucking awesome because i could get off to that for years, except for how sex is really scary and i don't wanna do it. could you maybe just pretend you did later
>>33684718I hope she dies and I hope her boyfriend dies too
>>33684698I have a shirt from my ex girlfriend from years ago and as long as I keep it wrapped up and hidden away most of the time it continues to smell like her... or her perfume I guess.
>>33684718kekbased foid
>>33684714Broken pig Latin.
>>33684721>>33684723Thank you anons. I appreciate that.>>33684720It was the last thing she ever gave me.
>>33684722Maybe we can just tell atoga that we fucked and get you a reputation, literally everybody will think you're a slut despite nothing happening
>>33684729Anon, you and I both know you need to throw that shit away.
>>33684734You are probably right. I haven't read it for a few months. I used to read it a lot trying to analyze it.
>>33684731hhahaha... yea..
>>33684737Burn that shit, dude.
>>33684737It's not worth understanding. I had nearly the exact same situation happen to me and I held onto the stuff she gave me, only to realize that it's just trash. You don't need bullshit lying around that's going to only make you feel worse.
>>33684714wife who :c>>33684728yes !
Media painted an unrealistic image of women and I thought they were really like that. Women are dark and have nasty behaviors, I get introuble with them because I disapprove of their darkness and bad habits. Even thought most women are nightmarish I could never hate them so I don't understand why so many men do. We must protect women from decadence whenever possible and never give up on them. I love women.
*phone ringing*
>>33684747moshi moshi?
Jimmy Kimmel is a huge faggot and I’m glad he’s goneMen, thoughts?
>>33684747Hello, Sadako?
>>33684746>Media painted an unrealistic imageMany such cases!
>>33684747*hello? (clairo plays)
>>33684751i dont care
im so horny need bf to do things with like going on a trail hike coming home watching a movie then fuck eachother then eat a chinese takeout
>>33684595who is saying that prostitution is immoral?
White monster thirty.Will I transform under the full moon? Tune in...
>>33684747>They're coming. Maybe you should think twice before answering the door.https://youtu.be/4djJULQHnR0?si=ydUt3R1wwshTdJMJ
>>33684756that sounds amazing
>>33684756That is the dream life, homie.
>>33684751qrd? I don't like him either
Funny or No?Just masterbated so much my boyfriend will have the hardest time making me cum. Would you accept this challenge?
>>33684751Why?
>>33684756times like this call for the cuddle-fuck loop
It’s my favorite day…
Menhow strong are you?
>>33684747여보세요 ?>>33684655hii !!!sorry i left, had to do some work (ᵕ ´ ∇ ˋ ˶)
>>33684764He got shot through the carotid artery. He's dead.
>>33684767I am new to this.. what is that?
>>33684745>wife who :cIt is (You) ! c:
>>33684751All those late night shows are horrible. Didn't Stephen Colbert get shitcanned? Probably not a coincidence.
>>33684745what miau how you doing?
>>33684765You have a problem with hypersexuality. Look inward and deal with your molested self instead of sexting with anons
>>33684769Strong enough to awake and face the world each day.
>>33684777Go ahead and fuck off, Sarge
>>33684771no he didn't why u lying
>>33684770NtaWhat kind of work tho? Late night bugz catching?
>>33684774*kisses your cheek
would it be annoying if your girlfriend masturbated next to you all the time?
>>33684767that sounds so good rn and every round is a new position
>>33684784Yeah that'd really piss me off
>>33684750>>33684752>>33684754>>33684770They know what you've done. You have ten minutes.
>>33684786why piss you off?
Girls would punish him for making you have 75% Aryan children?
>>33684783:oBut you are anon?
>>33684758anon why did u drink thirty of them>>33684768birthday ?>>33684774*smoooooooooch*
>>33684777Thanks for the 2 cents *hands you 48 more cents
>>33684784What, when I'm too busy or tired for sex?Will she be annoyed if I'm reading a book but then I grab her attention and I'm like "Babe, hey, quit gooning for a sec, check out this funny passage"?
>>33684787aw shid man
>>33684789esl moment
>>33684769https://streamable.com/qpge0uIm alright
>>33684747Howdy-doody
>>33684788Because I'm right there and you're ignoring me in favor of getting yourself off aloneDamn bitch!! I'd probably have to correct any gf of mine if she did that
>>33684793no she would just start doing it sans-nothing. if you want to have sex that's also cool. you could interrupt as long as i'm not super close
>>33684756why did I waste so much time dating lame women who only wanted to sit around the house and scroll? I want this
>>33684773Cuddling leads to sex leads to cuddling leads to sexAnd then suddenly you're both collapsed in a puddle of each other's fluids, too tired and happy to move
How do you feel or act, look at when you are walking and then see a couple walking your way?
>>33684799that’s when you push her against the bed and tell her she needs to be a good girl and take your cock instead. Are you virginia?
>>33684756Sitting togheter intertwined on couch watching movie and gently teasing eachother, not really paying attention to movie!
>>33684776umm short answer is good but check last thread for long version ! :p>>33684782room deep cleaning n schoolwork (◞‸◟)i wish i could go late night bugz catching rn ..
>>33684805I avert my eyes, maybe pull out my phone and pretend to look at it
>>33684799ok for some reason anon asked that on my post but i was gonna ask the same thing. but like, yeah. you can get involved. im not shutting you out. correct me all you want...
>>33684807need
>>33684796You could also say: "your brown" thats getting popular in 4chin.
>>33684808found a new whiteboi yet?
>>33684805kill them with rocks
Why do trad men act like it's a "gotcha" to tell a woman who intends to have no children that she still has maternal instincts for her pets? As if that proves anything?This does not make it any less true that I'm at risk of becoming a family annihilator if I had to raise children. Sure I have the instincts but I'm a nutcase. Some of us should just not breed because we're evil.
>>33684787no they don't !>>33684790wasn't meeeeee
A girl I messaged with online told me "Love you, goodbye" after saying a bunch of suicidal shit. I tried to talk her out of it but I don't think she read any of it.She said she was either gonna go to a mental hospital or kill herself tomorrow.Fuck my stupid life.
>>33684771was a hologram>>33684804Ahh, thanks. Maybe one day, I will experience it.
>>33684805It doesn't bother me. I'll smile if either one of 'em make eye contact with me.
>>33684810Of course I'm not a virgin, what kind of question is that? You damn bitch..
>>33684781You are a mossad agent and also you are fat.
>>33684818Not your problem, block and move on
>>33684808>i wish i could go late night bugz catching rn ..Imagine going for an evening walk on the local trail as a date, catching whatever crawlies emerge in the dead of night. Or maybe just stick to the fire flies...
Women, if I have no dating experience at 25 is it over for me?
>>33684811If i sat you between my legs, cuddled up like that, one hand on your boob, another hand on your lower tummy, my chin resting on your shoulder, our cheeks touching, my breath from my noss gently tingling your cleavage under your oversized tshirt
>>33684822wrong about both, nice try though fed boy
>>33684823If only it was that easy.Sociopaths with no empathy live life on easy mode.
>>33684827then i would start kissing you peck by pecking all your face and hands
>>33684827That sounds like the best way to be cuddled
>>33684819>Maybe one dayToday's a day...Whatchu up to?
>>33684791>birthday ?I wish lol it’s not until April :( I just like thursdays and one of the owners of the clubs that I’ve done work for invited me and some of my coworkers for dinner. We had steak, shrimp, and probably the best rice I’ve ever eaten lol
>>33684751I don't know him and I've never watched him but he seems to cause rightoid butthurt so I'm his fan now
>>33684813asian one !>>33684824awwww shit ㅠㅠis it dumb that i still feel proud when i catch one of those huge cute katydids or millipedes ??
>>33684830Your heart weeps for a... "girl you messaged with online", who had no interest in hearing your point of view on whether she should kill herself. Who deliberately chose to not engage with you.It's out of your hands now. Why stress about it? Block her and move on.
>>33684818that's rough, don't be afraid to call someone if you know her location. you're going to feel guilty no matter what happens but you can not let it eat you up inside. there's really not much else you can do for now but cope i like persona 2 too
>>33684669*grocery delivery
NEED gf who will still love me, even when I cheat on her
Anons whats the term or words you would use for when skin looks like its about to pop out from like a tear on a stocking torn fabric. Like what would you call that effect.
>>33684845Glad there's someone here with functioning mirror neurons unlike >>33684840Persona 2 remake when?
>>33684849Bulging?
>>33684831What if i covered your mouth gently with my rough calloused hand
>>33684847That will be none. Cheating will ensure your inceldom and singleness.
>>33684849TaughtBrimmingProtruding
>>33684817>wasn't meeeeeeBut who ?
>>33684751You dislike him because [current thing]. I dislike him because he is a bad comedian with a boring show.
>>33684836im an april girl too !!!!!!!oh man shrimp sounds so good rn (´∀｀)how do i stop being hungry when its sleepy time
>>33684838korean?
>>33684849Bangs aren't puffy enough, neckline too low and shouldn't have gold clasps on the straps
>>33684850Whoa, why be rude to me? I'm not the one laying a guilt trip on you and giggling about it offline.
>>33684849Fishing for ai prompt details again?
>>33684852i would brush my lips against it and kiss it slowly
>>33684852I would get scared
>>33684855i dunno !maybe another anon just really really luvs u ..>>33684858viet ^^
>>33684838>asian one !Wait what? You broke up with Jimmy?
>>33684864Damn, nice
>>33684860If I could exchange your life for hers I would do it in a heartbeat
>>33684838>is it dumb that i still feel proud when i catch one of those huge cute katydids or millipedes ??Nahhh, they're your treasures. Katydids are cool as hell anyway. I'm not a -pede guy... But I'm slowly warming up to them since house centipedes are common pest killers in my area... It's the gazillion legs that get me lol.Are you the kind of girl who like to let the bugz crawl on you for fun?
>>33684862Ahh, the other girl. Enjoy her, because you may only have one. Ciao
>>33684869That's completely psychotic. I wouldn't trade you for some random BPDemon.
Is daydreaming bad?
>>33684838>is it dumb that i still feel proud when i catch one of those huge cute katydids or millipedes ??You already know that's cute. I'm onto you!
>>33684853Wrong, and you know you are wrong. Women sticking with abusers and losers is a meme as old as time.
>>33684862I would whisper to you to open your mouth and lick my fingers a bit, then reach into your panties
>>33684873It can be.
>>33684865>You broke up with Jimmy?we were never together !!>>33684868ikr !!! aaaaaaaaaah i hope i get a bf soon
>>33684846Why do that to me? It’s dehumanizing
>>33684875I have like ten new boyfriends. Why would I want a guy like that?
>>33684873Only if it makes it difficult for you to appreciate what is going on and what needs to actually be done in your life.
>>33684850i lost a friend in a similar way, hopefully she's just bluffing and it'll be a fucked up memory but if it does happen there's nothing to do but wait out the feelings and make sure you stay productive every day, also ignore that other guy he's a known troll here
>>33684882Stop trying to case my house Jamal.
>>33684756why couldn't we just fuck on the trail hike, come home to shower together, order chinese takeout on the phone, makeout while watching the movie until the food arrives at the door, eat while feeding each other small pieces of chicken, and then cuddle for the rest of the movie till you fall asleep under a blanket on the couch in my arms?
>>33684886We literally gave the same advice, I just think leaving the door open for her to keep playing dumb attention-seeking games is pointless, so anon's best off moving on after blocking
State gender:You discover your hypothetical son, 13 years old, is really into Vtubers and has even bought some merch of a big titty anime girl.How do you react?
>>33684875He had his chance and showed me I was equivalent to a 'booty call'. Now that I know my place, he is not in my mind.
>>33684765>Funny?well, I would get a stupid grin on my face because sex challenges are fun and yes i'd want you right there, but it isn't like haha funny
Women, what are some good male characteristics to have that are not physical?
>>33684890He's cooked already so I watch with him
>>33684756This but gf
>>33684888this is why i need a bf only a bf would think of fucking in the trail hike
>>33684696>JournalismWhats wrong with journos?
>>33684870>It's the gazillion legs that get me lolthat's fair, centipedes still kinda scare me but i find them so cool nonetheless !!! n ik that house centipedes won't hurt me but i hate how they stand still for so long n i can't see their face ㅠㅠ>Are you the kind of girl who like to let the bugz crawl on you for fun?yes !! my favorites r praying mantises, spiders, n beetles ( ˶ˆᗜˆ˵ )
>>33684890Take him down the Nazi Miku rabbit hole.
>>33684756This will kill all my gains. Women really are evil.
>>33684881>the Jimmy NTR arc is overthis means I have a chance...!
>>33684893big pp
>>33684769I bench over my bodyweight, that's about it
>>33684890MI support his interests but also encourage him to divide his time among other, much healthier hobbies. I'm a vtuber fan myself. (And a vtuber.)
>>33684906So does everybody who can do one push up
>>33684576I'm a virgin at 26 and look more youthful than Stacies who sleep around and are on routine Botox>>33684595My company does pretty much all of these 4 and I bet many of the moids see escorts.>>33684669I almost ever order food delivery. Maybe when I was in college.>>33684826no. My bf is a 27 y/o virgin. I felt hopeless in finding someone who is also a virgin that isn't an incel until I met him. >>33684847you will be killed by hammers
>>33684874it is ? tyy>>33684901the what now
hug
>>33684890F. Steer him into new hobbies if possible. No son of mine will accept any sorts of tittymonsters.
>>33684911hug
all the bisexual blatina femanons can get some btw
>>33684908>t. didn't pass high school physics
>>33684857She was an April girl and he was an April boy :oI usually have like 5 ritz crackers and water before bed if im still hungry before brushing my teeth. It seems to work well lol
>>33684890FTake him out back, watch sunset, shoot him
Why are so many zoomers virgins?
>>33684756Sounds boring where's the passion?
>>33684784no, not really. It just means that i'm more free to choose whether or not to come over to you and try to help get you off in whatever level of effort (finger, mouth, or dick), then leave after, and you won't care since this is normal for us.
>>33684912There are flat vtubers too
>>33684919because women are evil.next question.
>>33684919idk how to get a bf much less fuck
>>33684769I can move my 100lb CRT around the house with relative ease. I don't lift, though. I probably should.
>>33684916Oh shit sorry, I meant it's really impressive of you to lift that metal repeatedly anon!
>>33684893clean, has spatial awareness, takes proper care of himself when he's sick or hurt instead of brushing it off :c>>33684903maaaaaayhaps>>33684911*squeeze*
>>33684851>>33684854Just double checking if we all are on the same page, the effect on this pic on her thighs. Also if you don't mind you see the popping lines on her right breasts on my original pic what are those called? Is it just stretches or can the effect be called something else too.>>33684859I think she looks way better than the anime version sometimes real women mog anime women which is good.>>33684861Shouldn't I? anons are very helpful and they know stuff I don't.
>>33684919Tik tok is more fun than fucking
>>33684922aren't flat vtubers like the most popular ones?
>>33684920write passion examples
>>33684932Gura retired so probably not? Idk I am vtuber free for like a year almost
>>33684929Why not just learn an actual skill?
>>33684936Gura has a new character
>>33684900>yes !! my favorites r praying mantises, spiders, n beetles ( ˶ˆᗜˆ˵ )No way lmao. If we were in person I think I'd have you handle the bugs that get stuck indoors... I bet you snatch them with your bare hands. I'll let spiders chill in my house though desu. Jumping spiders are my favorite.Praying mantises are the coolest. Beetles are neat too, but some of the webms on /an/ have kind of ruined them for me.....
>>33684936Gura retired and became even flatter.
>>33684936She's a vtuber again. Goes by the name Sameko Saba now.
>>33684937Which anon are you? I think this is a skill.
>>33684919The internet showed us most modern men are horrible people and aren't lonely enough
I am not watching vtubwrs again fuck you
>>33684910
need emotionally unstable gf
>>33684911hugz
>>33684922Idc. The OP said he has merch of anime girls with big tits. Clearly he'd be pretty far gone and I'd need to help keep him from being one of you fucks.
>>33684947Who doesn't?
WomenWHY DON'T YOU EVEN GIVE A FUCK ANYMORE?
>>33684900There was a HUGE female mantis waiting for me by my front door when I got home today. I think one of them laid eggs near my door the other day, because I also was surprised by one falling from the top of the door frame as I exited my house the other day.
>>33684946That's LITERALLY a guy with a voicechanger btw. Like not even a meme.
>>33684949Hi JH.
>>33684951I give too much of a fuck, honestly. I take everything so fucking seriously that everyone makes fun of me for it, including you guys ITT.
>>33684945I wasn't the one talking about them, but give Tsukimi a chance. she deserves more than all the big mainstream ones.
>>33684912So if he brought home a big-boobed girlfriend you'd freak the fuck out?
>>33684780I'm not sarge dumbass
How do you feel about dating within your same ethnicity? Like, if you're italian, would you want to date another italian, or would you only be okay with a white person from somewhere else, like french?
>>33684955Would you like to get married?
>>33684955This post made me punch the wall, so fuck you for that
>>33684947haiii
>>33684942Well, you're wrong.
>>33684963FIt's a dealbreaker for me at this point
>>33684963im jewish/german and dating a waspy white gentile
>>33684955Why so serious haha.. sry
>>33684898pretty sure most dudes who aren't clean freaks would be thinking about it
>>33684893>Women, what are some good male characteristics to have that are not physical?Genuineness Funny
Women can you make your teeth look like that or you look weird and ugly? Do you think this girl naturally looks like this or she is doing it on purpose.
>>33684954Hi anon. My statement stands.>>33684959Well no, I could assume that he thinks of her and treats her like the human being she is, so it's not as if he's become disillusioned with reality and has latched onto an unfeeling, fake amalgamation of sexual frustration and emotional surrogacy that is cartoon girls with fat tits.
>>33684970what is your ethnicity?
>>33684928>maaaaaayhapsthoughts on dating a moid?
>>33684756>not fucking on the trailAmateur
>>33684966Would you like to get married on impulse, have a whirlwind relationship, then get divorced while one of us is in jail?
>>33684964Maybe. Would take alot of conviencing
>>33684976Ugly, don't like it
>>33684964Someday.>>33684965I don't see how that's my fault.>>33684973Because fuck you.
>>33684559beat women up when you see them
>>33684917hoooooly shit i haven't had ritz crackers in like 3 years forgot those existed>>33684946LOLS WHAT>>33684952ohhh that stresses me out be careful with them !!mantises r so pretty ill never understand how people find them gross (´∀｀)
>>33684981ooo im going to have to pass on the ladder part of that statement
>>33684976look like what? her teeth are normal
>>33684969Why? It's a type of creative process, creating and imagining things, and very satisfactory getting the results you intended which is not as simple many times.
>>33684984Inshallah
>>33684951I'd give a fuck, but I'd have to plan a day around it and drive 12 hours straight.
>>33684977>Well no, I could assume that he thinks of her and treats her like the human being she is, so it's not as if he's become disillusioned with reality and has latched onto an unfeeling, fake amalgamation of sexual frustration and emotional surrogacy that is cartoon girls with fat tits.Also you'd be salivating over her honkers.
>>33684985THIS GUY HAS THE RIGHT IDEATHEY MAKE ME SO FUCKING MADGenuinely why the fuck did she ghost me, bros
>>33684976Need to fuck this boy roughly against the wall
>>33684997Because you are a loser
>>33684987>ohhh that stresses me out be careful with them !!I am! I was like oh shit, little guy. He looked like he was okay.They're my favorites. Such weird bugs. I always seem to find them in places where they're peeping on me, by doors and windows, or on my car.
>>33684991I mean they look out.
>>33684925Hey babe
>>33684999FUCK YOU I'M PUNCHING THE FUCKING WALL
>>33684984>Someday.Same. I'm one of those people that cares to a fault as well. You'll meet one of us eventually, I imagine.
>>33684995Anon. If you want to write a smutty story about a mom who's horny for her son's titcow gf, it's your God given right to do it. But don't throw me into it.
How big are your nipples femanon? Like in circumference
>>33685010Really wide, like the caps of those BIG Gatorade bottles. And they look awful on me because my tits are so flat and small.
>>33685005Loser behavior, get a life
>>33685009>didn't deny it
>>33685013are/were you fat?
>>33685013Thats not bigSome areolas are size of jars
>>33685013>And they look awful on me because my tits are so flat and small.bzzzzt WRONGThat's hot as hell.
Femanon, will you reply to me at all?No? THEN I'LL PUNCH THE FUCKING WALL>>33684994AAAAAAAAAAAA
>>33684939>I think I'd have you handle the bugs that get stuck indoorsi was always that person lmyaoo yes i do catch them barehanded ! pls wash ur hands people ㅠㅠ jumping spiders are so so cute too !! but i like the ones that just crawl around slowly, like how black widows are real chill with just moving around ur fingers ! they're surprisingly docile, sweet little creatures c:(i dunno which board is /an/, why did it ruin beetles for u ?)
>>33684970lol, what did he/they do to you?
>>33685013>the caps of those BIG Gatorade bottlesAre they orange?
>>33685010Maybe a nickel? Smaller than quarter
Perfect woman does not exi-
>>33684988The divorce, or the jail?
>>33684815Because they don't know what they're talking about. It's like showing someone a chessboard, asking them how to play chess, and then they explain the rules of checkers because that's the only game they actually understand.>>33684890MTell him he needs to be really careful with how much he simps for people on the internet. Someone his age could easily get pulled down a bad rabbit hole by bad actors.>>33684909>no. My bf is a 27 y/o virgin. I felt hopeless in finding someone who is also a virgin that isn't an incel until I met him. NTA but I'm glad to hear that and I'm sincerely happy for you two.>>33684919Socializing outside is dead and everyone is brainrotted about the opposite sex
Women (and my brothers here), I made mole. Are you proud of me? Took 3-4 hours cause I'm dumb but still
>>33685016Your hypothetical is too dumb to respond to it comprehensively.>>33685017Maybe as a kid, I guess. But not since puberty.>>33685018I know. I'm saying mine are big for my tit size.>>33685019I wish I could articulate it or share pics of my chest beyond mspaint outlines, but I know I'd regret it. Just trust me, my tits are uggo.>>33685024Nope. They're very dark.
FEMANOOOOOOOOOONIf I don't get a reply soon I'm going to COMBO THE FUCK OUT OF THE WALLIt will be a PLASTER DISASTERREPLY SOON OR THE WALLS ALL FALL
>>33684559what looks good in porn and feels good IRL?what looks good in porn and feels bad IRL?m, thighjobs feel good, paizuri's meh
>>33685025That is pretty small, no?
You took de rice now u are de sacrifice >WaymentCalm dwn sir>HOLY GHOST FIYAACalm dwn sir>I SAY HOLY GHOST FIYA
>>33685027I feel represented, at least more than usual when it comes to anime.
>>33684909Its not thar having sex is supposed to have magical skincare propertiesIts the fact that most girls party, stay up until 5 am, do drugs and drink alcohol, get fucked and fucked up and that ruins their youthfull looks
>>33685033>Just trust me, my tits are uggo.Anon, I hear you, but I think you're underestimating me.
Making six figures is the sexiest thing a man can do ^_^
>>33685005Don't go and kyle out on the wall, monster-chan
>>33684979could work out !>>33685000oh thank god it was okk>They're my favoritesme too !! luv their anatomy, the way they hunt, their little faces, all the different species .. the perfect bug imo
Which part of yourself gives you anxiety when you act upon it?
>>33685013... pink?
She is not my type at all.
I need a gf I am dying
>>33685047Talking to women in a non-romantic non-sexual context
>>33684978Hungarian>>33685022Nothing, I'm just not interested in converting or risking my children not speaking my language
>>33685021>pls wash ur hands peopleIs that to help the bugz or for after touching the bugz?>like how black widows are real chill with just moving around ur fingersI-isn't that dangerous myao??>dunno which board is /an/, why did it ruin beetles for u ?/an/ is animals and nature. They had a webm thread and one of them was a beetle raping another. I had no idea...
>>33685051Who is she?
>>33685030either.
>>33684976cute/10
>>33685043How can I describe myself right, I wish I had the words. Your imagination is too forgiving.>>33685049No, I'm mixed. Like I said, they're a very dark brown.
>>33685044I do that and I’m also 6’5 and ripped and have a model tier face (been scouted multiple times)What are your sexy qualities?
>>33685047Any kind of self expression, showing personality
Women, do your nipples turn hard when you're turned on, or is that not for all girls?
I no longer care if femanon replies or not
>>33685054... Emese?
>>33685047>Which part of yourself gives you anxiety when you act upon it?When I'm too polite to people irl and I dont stand up for myself. People are hell but I must remain peaceful
>girl who always walks around with blank expression, talks to no one, and minds her own business >Walking past her, she smiles, gets shy a little bitWhat did she mean by this?
>>33685060I have bobs (small) and vagene (roast)
>>33685062They pop out and get hard randomly. Usually being chilly or being stimulated are the only things that get them like that consistently.
Why do I have a good aerobic base, but a dog shit vo2 max?
>>33685063Wall down
Trip on ENTJ
Hey friend. My advice, make sure you can communicate with a partner about everything now. We’re trying to get a house done and I’m pretty sure it’s gonna end up with us broken up with all the arguments about it. Be prepared. Kids, illnesses, job loss, etc could drastically accelerate the destruction of love .
>>33685035please dont punch the walls ur knuckles will hurt>>33685055both !>I-isn't that dangerous myao??nooooo not at all, jus gotta be gentle with them n they have no reason to hurt me>one of them was a beetle raping another(ㅎ.ㅎ)
>>33685059> very dark brownI don't think that's an issue at all...
>>33685066Sex
GenderWhat is (or what was) for dinner tonight?
>>33685069Theres no V02 max in the jungle.https://streamable.com/qpge0u
>>33685068Nta but would you be into ice cube play?
Women what is her top called? Is it crochet or what? What do you call clothing with holes.
State gender: If you want a bf/gf so badly, why are you spending so much time online when you could be meeting irl people?
>>33685044A lot of money just comes from fucking over people who don't know any better
>>33685037>what looks good in porn and feels good IRL?Prone bone with the guy propped up on his hands.>what looks good in porn and feels bad IRL?Most everything else except maybe doggy style.Porn is visual, not instructive.IAt least what I have seen.
>>33685082how did one of her feet sink into the ground
>>33684963>How do you feel about dating within your same ethnicity? Like, if you're italian, would you want to date another italian, or would you only be okay with a white person from somewhere else, like french?I'd be okay with it but usually guys of my ethnicity marry younger women, would rather date white women, Asians, n-blacks. I guess it's too late for me? Not sure.
>>33685044I make 0 ^~^I want to be a good boywife to a
>>33685082some type of mesh stitch
>>33685082>HOLEy fuck that's hot clothes
>>33685077You can think whatever you want. I'm just talking objectively, they're not generally going to be considered attractive.>>33685081No. My nipples are also painfully sensitive. I don't want to do any sort of nipple-focused play.
>>33685073lmfaoooo shut up dumb bitch
>>33685079Protein shake. I'm tired of chicken and didn't feel like cooking...
>>33685078Id like that, shes really attractive, but i think i would need to approach her and talk to her first
>>33685083Don't know how to do it, am scared of having a panic attack, don't think it is possible for it to happen
>>33685082NagIt's open weave knit
>>33685095Meowwwww! Attitude.
>>33685079MChicken quesadilla with salsa.>>33685083I don't particularly want a gf right now, but I don't go out in public too much anyways.
>>33685090sand and a certain amount of water turn very sludgey and have interesting properties.
>>33685095You are so picky you annoy me and you're not even my girlfriend lmao
>>33685057Darling, it isn't a proper mentally ill relationship unless one or the other of us spends a week or so in county lockup because of it.
>>33685083MMeeting people isn't the "issue".It's I'm hideous/boring. No one wants that.
>>33685056She won't like me to single her out, I am not her type too.
>>33685083>State gender: If you want a bf/gf so badly, why are you spending so much time online when you could be meeting irl people?No where to go in my town, basically you'd probably have to meet them in high school, college, work, download a dating app(i can't bring myself to do it because I'm a little older and I don't want to be used)
>>33685095Do you fuck with tshirt on?
>>33685101dude they're just people. Same as the girls you argue with online (kek). Honestly, treat them with the same as you would random children or pets, at least fear-wise
>>33685095>My nipples are also painfully sensitive.That's still pretty hot. So a guy sucking on them is enough?
>>33685074Not those anons but are you the korean anon?
>>33685105drink itok goodnight everyone !!
Women, would you date a 5'6 twink?
>>33685047>Which part of yourself gives you anxiety when you act upon it?Myself? Nothing.I only feel anxiety when my wife is sick, active, and might get catastrophically worse. Especially when there's nothing I can do.
>>33685079I said what I made but no one cared :(
>>33685114sigh ok last one, yes i am koreangoodnight
>>33685116why do you call yourself a twink?is that some kind of sadism?
>>33685032what does this mean?>>33685042whatever, I get carded and I am 26. I don't even forehead wrinkles or crows feet.>>33685063I don't believe you>>33685079fburger. its burger day>>33685082Crop top idk specific>>33685083F I don't think it matters. A lot of people meet online. I met my bf through family/friends. (mom's friends to be specific).Whenever I went outside I never met people who wanted to be friends or romantic. The men who spoke to me just wanted to have sex and it was very obvious.
>>33685083I don't have a life. Money is my biggest problem right now.
>>33684987>hoooooly shit i haven't had ritz crackers in like 3 yearsI buy them primarily as night time snacks or for when I'm drinking lol. When I was in college I'd usually bring half a roll and just snack on that throughout the day until I'd come home and my grandma would have dinner for me :)>>33685044I have the 666 meme and eh, I had more women fawning over me when I was dead broke
>>33685109Describe her anyway.
Women:What would you do if, on the 3rd date, the man revealed to you that he had just gotten laid off, but had 80,000 in savings, and was planning to go back to college? You're both late 20s living with your parents in this situation.
>>33685115>>33685119Good night c:
>>33685112I know, I just need practice but it is hard to find a good activity to do so. And it needs to be frequent too, with different people if possible
>>33685115Goodnight!
>>33685118I care anon. Which post was yours?
>>33685115gnight
>>33685108FThisI go out multiple times a week it doesn't suddenly make people attracted to me
>>33685059>Your imagination is too forgiving.Doubt it!
>>33685083I wanted a 4chan GF but everyone says that's crazy but they don't know that's why.
>>33685054Euro!
>>33685119Omg, you are korean????
>using shopvac to flip JH's nipples right side out
>>33685125I'd congratulate him on knowing what he wants to do.
>>33685120Because I have a small frame? Idk
>>33685119Gn babe.
>>33685123>I had more women fawning over me when I was dead brokeHow, were you happier back then?
>>33685116No. When I was single 5'7 was my bottom lmit for height since I am 5'4.5>>33685125This might be controversial, but dating should be for people who already have their life a bit together and stable. Otherwise it's more likely than not to fall apart imo.
>>33685079Chicken wings and fries at an industrial rock music show. The band that was playing was kind of like a more lowkey and indie version of HEALTH.
>>33685124Her personality?
>>33685020Nani?(Also wtf why am I waiting to post on every post?)
JH, i want to taste you from your lips to your toenailsi want all of youwill you be my atoga gf
>>33685129It's ok. Someone just responded but they didn't get what it was, so maybe that's why. It's cool. What'd you eat?
>>33685141NTA but I had more women interested in me when I was younger and thinner and hadn't yet developed a deeply dehydrating kratom habit. Which, incidentally, is also when I only ever had 20 dollars on me a week and had no bank account or credit card and was a community college student on a state scholarship.
>>33685144niceee
>>33685125Where is this photo from
>>33685135Nta she needs to do a voca so I can rule her out, I suspect her of something.
Women, especially American women would you fall for an Australian man who sounds like John B when he says>I really like American girls>They are so pretty>Sometimes when I'm nice to them>They'll take me to the movies>So I can play with their boobies>Boobies, boobies, play with their boobies
>>33685149Get in line, pal.
>>33685116>Women, would you date a 5'6 twinkSure
>33685149>JH, i want to taste you from your lips to your toenailsBro really likes the taste of dick...
You guys are making me feel a little better about currently being broke as shit.
>>33685150I was >>33685104, except I left out that I have a big bowl of steamed veggies too.
>>33685154looks like carti's backroom
in half a year i'll be in my late 20s and will have never done literally anything with a girl, let alone have a gf. women, would this give you the ick?
>>33685157I find male Australian accent to be very unattractive
>>33685156She already did
>>33685154The first place I ever had normal sex.
>>33685127>good activityi mean, you can practice talking to girls here? Admittedly, it isn't the same as talking to irl girls - they talk more about normal stuff - but it's a start. Maybe join a running club (easy barrier of entry), go to the gym to work on yourself and be with the people, bouldering is super cool, idk. Whatever peaks your interest.then go on dating apps cause now you got a normal life.
>>33685165based.
>>33685166It doesnt count because i didnt hear it.
>>33685156She's indian and or faking her accent
>>33685079Mwendy's and four lokoyes i am a virgin
>>33685165https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXEZr2au3U8
>>33685164Thailand is only a ticket away anon.. It's the mans Disneyland.
>>33685161I think most people are broke as shit is the thing, anon.
>>33685158>>33685160Gross, stop simping for her thats pathetic
>>33685175being a passport bro is an admission of defeat
>>33685161How?
>>33685172> IndianThis will surely get ENTJ.
im bored what do I do ?
>>33685165MSame but weirdly I find South African accents very pleasant
>>33685181Ew
>>33685176My left brain knows that, but his next door neighbor keeps thinking up reasons for me to feel like shit about it and unworthy of dating.
>>33685181Sometimes I wonder how he would feel if someone crippled his toes by severing them with a saw and then force feeding them into his mouth and making him eat them, bones and all.
>>33685189that would be mega-based.
>>33685083MI live in a small community, everyone else my age is terminally online, and I find it much easier to communicate through writing than speaking.
>>33685183eh... The women maybe.The men do not.I do like upper class british accents though.
Women,Would you?
>>33685191like suburban America, small community?Or do you mean like... very quaint village in Scotland/Ireland type?
Would you hate a person you like if they do lewds of your gender?
>>33685188Well, I can at least second what the other anon said, that I had way more luck dating when I have no income at all than now that I'm making decent money.
>>33685083Mgetting embarrassed makes the suicidal thoughts almost unbearable. a surefire way to never get embarrassed is to stay in my room as much as possibleez
>>33685158nta, i imagined it a conga line that leads to JH's pussy kek
>>33685194There are also very quaint villages in America, think places in Maine and New Hampshire with dirt roads that are closed half the year and have schoolhouses in shotgun shacks.
>>33685195I have before. I was insecure about it very briefly, but then I got over it.
>>33685141>were you happier back then?Hell no. I had no idea what I wanted to do with my life, I spent almost every day getting high, became disinterested in my premed program, I had no money and I was working like 30 hours a week + doing a shit ton of classes because I wanted to speed run my degree. I was so fucking skinny, like I straight up was a 6'3 skeleton. I would have terrible headaches after being awake for a few hours, got no sleep, etc. Just all kinds of bad. I think what it comes down to was opportunity. Being in college gives you more opportunity to be around women who are around your age and are generally speaking, more receptive to dating a classmate or just a fellow student, than a stranger at a store or what have you. I also had a couple tattoos (I've gotten them removed since) and I think the women that I attracted found them interesting and thought I was "mysterious and cool". I'm a way happier person now than I was when I was 18-22
>>33685083M, I already have a regular hangout space in my neighborhood. I live in a convenient fifteen-minute city layout and have had sex with at least 1 person in my social circle.
>>33685200Far too organized desu.
getting my first ever professional massage in like ten minutes!! so nervous. tips?
>>33685195No, I find any kind of artistic ability very attractive in a woman.
>>33685209You find autistic disability attractive in a woman?
>>33685054I want to move to Poland do you want to go with me
>>33685200Ew you guys are pathetic. You guys are basically those guys in line waiting your turn for her( that meme some anon once posted )
JH I have a horror series recommendation for you.It's sort of a biopic about these two deranged teenage miscreants who maraud around their town virtually unchecked, usually seeking sick sexual gratification, obsessed with destruction and fire. They have a sick symbiotic relationship where they enable the worst in each other and it's very cerebral.
>>33685207Enjoy your Happy Ending!
>>33685207Do not give her the tip unless she explicitly asks for it. That's how you avoid entrapment.
>>33685213Im the one with flowers.
MenHow would you deal with a moody quiet sad girl
Girl I liked was from Canada and I noticed 4channers from Canada are super schizoid they make American psychos look normal in comparison if it werent for 4chud I wouldn't even realized they were nuts.
>>33685194A rural village of a few thousand at most in the rustbelt
>>33685195If it wasn't tasteful and pretty like your pic yeah
>>33685197I'm just hung up on being thirty and broke, and I feel like I've done everything backwards as far as dating goes.I've spent nine years in committed relationships, but only across three of them, and I'm worried I missed the boat on just hooking up with people or having friends with benefits. I know logically that I didn't, but I'm still dwelling on it more than I'd like. Sorry the blog.
>>33685182find a person to fuck
>>33685207Relax.>>33685218Very patiently, I think.
>>33685214hehheh heh
>>33685212North American?Any specific reason for Poland? JW
Other men, you ever gone to those asian massage parlors? Thinking about doing that for my 29th birthday (soon) to easy my way into escorts. I just want to know what sex/pussy feels like. I am never gonna get laid. I am not gonna ask out women. I am not gonna download a dating app. I am not even crazy about sex. I just feel like I will miss out if I don't have sex while my dick still works.Any advice on the hookerpill?
>>33685204>Being in college gives you more opportunity to be around women who are around your age and are generally speaking, more receptive to dating a classmate or just a fellow student, than a stranger at a store or what have you.this is such bullshit lmfao
>>33685215Hopefully they do not touch me like that :/
>>33685218Hugs and tea.Also possibly violent revolution.
>>33685193Male but>masked>ripped>crazyYes the would
>>33685222It is okay to blogpost a bit anon, this is still /adv/.It's normal to feel that way, I have to consciously try to keep things in perspective too.
>>33685218give her space if she's moody, be quiet with her when she's quiet, hug her and ask about her issue when she's sad
>>33685220>>33685201I know it's overused, but I like cozy, smaller locals.But, I'd imagine living is much different than just visiting.
State gengar.Why is it so rare for people to have penetrative sex that's penis in nostrils or penis in ear holes? It just seems to be most people prefer mouth, pussy, ass, or hand, and few people either want to cum in ears or nostrils or get their ears or nostrils came in. I never understood this.
What are we doing to our chubby queens?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkVUCHd09wI
>>33685236My cock can fit in the mouth, ass, and pussy
>>33685221Doujin tier okay?
>>33685222>I've spent nine years in committed relationships, but only across three of them, and I'm worried I missed the boat on just hooking up with people or having friends with benefits. I know logically that I didn't, but I'm still dwelling on it more than I'd like.nigger if you're not a khv that's never had a gf at your age you have ZERO right to complain about literally anything regarding this stuff
>>33685237>What are we doing to our chubby queens?PLAPPING them.
>>33685218
>>33685227honestly pal, i feel any of the gooner boards like /b/ or whatever would be of more value than here, in that you'll probably get a bunch more responses
>>33685228I've never been hit on anywhere else (by women at least lol), and I leave my house somewhat often. You can believe what you want but unless you're going to a primarily commuter school, I can guarantee this is the reality for many people
>>33685240Probably, as long as it's not of minors and fetishes
>>33685239You haven't lived until you've let a man inseminate your eardrums.
>>33685239Moid not found.
>>33685206I didn't think of that, but it would be true>>33685213You're hating because our turn is closer than yours
>>33685236I am imagining drinking milk wrong and it coming out of my nose.
>>33685247>I've never been hit on anywhere elsenigga where did they hit on you, the fucking library?>muh partiesok how do you get invited to them
>>33685250I'm straight >>33685253>my cockI thought it was obvious
Women what are some types of clothing that make you drool for men.Male anons what about women?
>>33685227KYS spammer
>>33685258>I'm straightNot for long.
>>33685213The simping for JH is weird because she's clearly mentally ill with trauma borne hypersexuality, yet anons goad her on to keep hornyposting.
>>33685233Thanks, anon.>>33685242Very true. I've spent the last six years in social isolation, and it's made me lose a lot of confidence.
>>33685261I don't like bussy
>>33685262Shut the fuck up Sarge
>>33685259Turtlenecks
>>33685262that's the closest those anons will ever get to flirting (understandable)
>>33685217You're a cuck anon, damn.
>>33685259MI like this style on Women...
>>33685267F
>>33685263at least you've had the experience at all. that puts you leagues above most anons ITT, me included
>>33685227Ask in /gif/ monger threads they might have better input.
>>33685270Isn't this thing a shirt dress?
>decide to check out /rk9/ for the first time in years>dead as fuckWhere do disillusioned young men go to get psyoped these days?
>>33685259MI like Corporate babes...
>>33685262She's not weird, she's a whore and goads those anon too
>>33685259White button downs and tight black skirts. The sexy business attire
>>33685270Elegant simpleI like itT. Moid>>33685226I am Polish but i dont live in Poland.I want to go back.
>>33685275idk.. I found the image awhile back, and just left it as the default file name.> I am not fashion savvy, no surprise.
>>33685259>Male anons what about women?Low rise jeans, dolphin shorts, crop tops, sundresses, pencil skirts, stockings and pantyhose.
>>33685249Do normie fetishes get a pass?
>>33685273I wouldn't sell yourself short. A lot of the necessary experience genuinely just comes with age. Easy for me to say, but I think it's true.
>>33685259>Male anons what about women?Whatever pants they make the girls at chickfila wear
>>33685285Like what?
>>33685277Oh shit anon, you just reminded me of my love for Japanese office ladies.>>33685280THIS!!
>>33685116Is he?
>>33685281Home is where the heart is, as they say.
>>33685279I'm not saying she's weird (well, she is, but), I'm saying anons like you are. You don't even pretend to treat her like a human being. You just use her to goon.
>>33685291pencil skirt + vpl = my penis become the big big boaner
>>33685289NTR
>>33685292Charlie is definitely on the smaller and thin. sizeBut I think it's just the long, shaggy hair is making things worse.
>>33685295Not my fault jh is a walking sexmachine
>>33685256>muh partiesWho are you quoting? Never mentioned parties, I went to a handful and got hit on 2 or 3 times. If you're looking to get invited to one, you can try to make friends with people in your classes or at your job who hopefully are more social than you. That's how I got invited to them, I became good friends with one of my classmates who was a nerd but WAY more extroverted than me and would get invited to parties all of the time. He invited me a couple of times and that's that >the fucking library?I got hit on more at my student job and just from talking to a couple girls that I'd walk and talk with for 5 minutes after class. You'll stand out just by introducing yourself to people you sit next to, most people didn't have the courage to do that (at least in my classes)
>>33685276Try the other chans, 4chan has fallen
>>33685267>>33685272Good to know...
>>33685276/pol/ or soijak.party.
>>33685294I was recently watching youtube vids of foreigners visiting Poland and i got legit little bit emotional seeing the food they ate, some of it was food that my grandma made for me when i was a kid...The country changed a lot in last 15 years, but i did hear that its less affordable to live there now, and i would need to find a decent job first before moving.
Women, would you have sex with your (female) best friend?
>>33685295I am not a guy and I don't goon to that cunt.
>>33685305not today CIA
>>33685303>you can try to make friends with people in your classesi don't know how to do this lmao, plus i commute>student jobdon't have one
>>33685301She's not, she's disgusting
Why would she reply to my texts and voice notes with voice notes a month after she broke up with me only to block me after I said I thought about her every day? I thought her reciprocating was due to missing me too.
>>33685297NTA right?
Good news:I stopped masturbating to my ex's face. Take that!!
>>33685321hahahahahahaa
>>33685327at least you have an ex
>>33685307They would look especially nice on you with your hair
>>33685328Why laff ;(
>>33685321To torture you. I don't know why some women do this shit either.
>>33685314You are retarded
>>33685334There are pics of lha's long hair?
White femanons, they're taking your men, how do you feel about that?
>tfw no gf who would eventually become my ex and sulk overAm I even alive?
>>33685303>>33685316>You'll stand out just by introducing yourself to people you sit next toonly friendless losers do this. ofc i am one, but it's not like anyone else has to know that
>>33685312I don't have a best friend
>>33685319>>33685313It's not that serious
Atoga is where good men go to die
>>33685352na mane i'm pretty shit
>>33685219I'm a canada schizo anon. What about us is so nuts?
>>33685352I will prove you wrong. This is probably the tamest general I've ever read, also.
>>33685352It was over before I got here
Male.I have been extremely horny last 3 daysI might implode if I don't put my dick in a big juicy ass within a week
>>33685358What was the craziest?
>>33685360What color is your cock
>>33685345fuck off, bitch-ass spammer.
Women, are you remembering to make time for self care?
>>33685344I don't think so, I mean in theory
>>33685361I'd really rather not share that lol. I've never spent much time on the red boards, though, so I also haven't seen the most depraved shit this site has had to offer.
>>33685363Pale white with red head, uncut
>>33685310Not Polish, but I can understand/see what you mean.
>>33685341She left me an amazing love note a week before too. I know they fuck you like an animal right before they break up, but a love note????
>>33685365Some are already gone. Getting their beauty sleep (which is actually important for everyone, regardless of gender).
>>33685300I like his hair, it's gorgeous. And his eyes are so sweet.Aaaaand the herion addict dude down the street just said he loves me so now I feel gross. Blehhhhh now I am off to pintrest to wash my eyes out with more charlie.
>>33685350What about a fellow femanon?
>>33685376You don't like his previous style?When he did the first face reveal, I remember some women (and dudes) were fawning over him.
>>33685380That's racist.
>>33685374Run for the hills and don't look back, anon.
>>33685345Imagine having a qt3.14 wife that brags about you to Karens
hiccups;_;
>>33685385Remind yourself that the hiccups are not real
>>33685385
>>33685382Yes, it is.
>>33685389That episode scared me as a kid
>>33685380Even the femanons?
>>33685385stop using kratomez fix
Nutted 3 times like a depraved gooner i amGoodnight atoga
>>33685377I'm not a lesbian.
>>33685381>previous styleBro, I just started 5 months ago.Short hair pics?
>>33685401Yeah, something like that.I'm not good with describing styles.. but I'm sure you can find pics.
>>33685400Danggg, lulz.
Is it a sign of low confidence or a legit gut feeling if I get with a hot bitch I could easily see pumping me for all my cum only to leave me promptly?My experience shows the hotter the bitch, the easier it is to get and lose. Some of the most arrogant people on the planet
>>33685316>don't have oneDo you have a job at all? If you can fit it into your schedule, even if it's just 15 hours per week, you should do it. It will teach you how to not be a sperg so when you graduate and you're making more than minimum wage, you'll know how to talk to your boss, colleagues, clients, etc and you'll generally be more likeable because you made more mistakes when there was less risk, if that makes sense.>i don't know how to do this lmaoIt's as simple as facing a direction, extending your hand, and saying>Hi my name is anon>Nice to meet you. What year are you?>What made you choose this class?>What do you like to do for fun?I won't spell it all out but you're smart enough to take it from there and tweak it as you see fit>only friendless losers do thisCorrect but you have to start somewhere. You aren't born with friends>it's not like anyone else has to know thatNo one will clock you as being friendless, at worst they'll think it's weird but they'll find it endearing>>33685334Oh believe me they do lol. They're the one piece of clothing that makes me look great, I also just feel more confident wearing them for some reason. I like the way it looks when my curls rest on my shoulders when wearing a turtleneck>>33685344One day maybe, not now
>>33685408Because you can't count.
>>33684970>>33685054Do you only exclude Hungarians, or Slavs in general?
>>33685408That's a five-pointed star you dongus
>>33684694M or F?
>>33685407Those are great as well. He's a handsome man. Very kissable.
for what purpose did god curse me with a mustache
>>33685411>My experience shows the hotter the bitch, the easier it is to getbro pulling bitches is like quantum physics idk what the fuck you're on about
>>33685259MPersonally I like gothic lolita styled outfits. They capture the right balance of cuteness and elegance while also being quite striking in appearance. It's exactly the ideal combination I love to see in a woman.
>>33685412I'm glad, turtlenecks on guys but especially with long hair is peak
>>33685422laser hair removal time
>>33685398Night night!
>>33685423My experience is a pool of 3, from outer pantie stim on one, to just the tip on another and finally a short relationship with the 3rd. They call me cute and may or may not comment on my height (see cute).
what happened to kittenposter :(
>>33685227You'll probably regret it like I have.
>>33685410Huhhhhhhhhh. Anyways
>>33685431well my experience is getting literally zero attention from females ever in my entire life
Women, are you masturbating enough?
>>33685432she got doxed by losers so stopped using a name
>>33685436how much is enough
What's a skill you have that you feel protective of and get a little jealous when you see others outperform you in?
>>33685440none because i have no skills outside of being decent in shooter games after sinking probably a third of my life into them
>>33685424Based I've been wanting to wear this since middle school
>>33685432She's back in school getting gangbanged at parties>>33685437She never used a name
When do women unblock the ex they dumped? Why? Asking for a friend
>>33685440MI don't have any special talents, abilities or skills.Another reason to add to the list (of a million reasons) why I'm maidenless...
>>33685419I feel like I also need to post the other cut that looked good on him too. So there.
>>33684559My sister and her husband had been pestering me to move into their spare backyard room for over a year. I finally move in but they're not accepting rent/money off me. Is it rude or stepping on my brother in law's toes if I know their lawn?
>>33685437what information did they find out about her? I don't see how someone could get enough information to dox somewhere here
>>33685459gave a (You) to obvious bait award
>>33685440I'm a generalist. I expect to be outperformed.
>>33685438However much it takes to feel satisfied? I'd guess a few times per week for most women?
>>33685457That's nice of them.But you should still contribute in small ways. Definitely surprise them with dinner every now and then, and pay for your own stuff (like laundry detergent, snacks, internet, etc).
>>33684559Question for the ladies. I have this friend where every gf I have had always tries to fish info about her everytime they meet her for the first time. Even if my only interaction with her is just saying hello then not speaking or interacting with her for the rest of the night.They don't do this with anyone else, they always ask about her specifically at a 100% rate with all the people I have dated.What's the deal, yeah I lost my virginity to her (they don't know this btw) but we never dated or anything so I don't really know why they fish or what I'm doing that gives off the impression there was something between us
>>33685458she talked about the college she goes to, tinder encounters, posted her age/height/ethnicity, driver's license, I already forget then rest but she did not make it difficult at all
>>33685450A million reasons? Damn! Sounds like a record! Maybe you're skilled at coming up with reasons why you're maidenless (I'm sorry, anon, I'm unskilled at being funny)
Thoughts in Indians?
>>33685289Big breasts.
>I'm not ready for the kind of relationship you want anon>Just say it, you don't want a relationship with me>No, It's not true, I loved you deeply, in just not ready >Ok so I'm supposed to believe you're going to just stay out of a relationship or not have sex by the end of the year?>IM NOT A WHOREWomen what did she mean?
>>33685469>You to be a man firstgood morning saar
>>33685472https://voca.ro/1o1upuKzGGCB
>>33685472They sure have gotten a lot of bad PR in a very short amount of time over here in North America. I've never met any that live up to the stereotypes.
>>33685468>driver's licensethere's no way she's this stupid...
>>33685475>>Just say it, you don't want a relationship with me>>Ok so I'm supposed to believe you're going to just stay out of a relationship or not have sex by the end of the year?Are these you?
>>33685464oh im never satisfied im afraid
>>33685480hello sir please do the needful
>>33685356Too cold and brutal. Say crazy stuff.
>>33685483Why not?
>>33685478WDYM?Also, are you an M or F?
>>33685485you made the jeet-tier typo, not me
>>33685419Why do you talk like JH sometimes?
>>33685484>please do the needfulthis sentence always cracks me up thanks anon
>>33685482Yeah
>>33685432Him
>>33685491I don't try to find her often so idk what you're talking about.
>>33685494Idk, you kinda pressed her a little too hard here>Ok so I'm supposed to believe you're going to just stay out of a relationship or not have sex by the end of the year?I would've responded to her by asking why she isn't ready
>>33685496ENTJ madlibs post lmaoooo
>>33685500You talk exactly like her sometimes, thought you were her.
Need a woman with nice hips and shoulders but a small waist
>>33685503
>. . . . . (\_\) . . . . . . >. . . . . (^.^) . . . . .> . . . . . ( . . )? . . . . .women, do you like bunnies?
>>33685488just never enough, the only thing stopping me from going forever is decency and time management
>>33685504>projecting self-hatredborderline meta, goddamnyou are truly the king of mental gymnastics i fucking kneel
>>33685505I have a name.If you get confused I think you are worse than blind. Seek out an eye doctor.
>>33685474Oh that's okay then
>>33685510he tells on himself with every post. every accusation he makes is a description of himself. its quite fascinating.
>>33685511in english, doc. please
>>33685516just find an e-girl with an amazon wishlist, lmao.
>>33685508Cute!Yes I like them a lot
>>33685516Why can't men be normal.
>>33685522NTA, but.
>>33685501She already told me in these weird test-breakups saying :>My studies/work is more important than you>Ok (How I responded to most of the things she'd say)>Wow you're so calm about this, thank you anon>What do you mean? Why wouldn't I be? >I'd thought you get mad>It sounds like the beginning of a breakup I guess, do you want to break up?>No I don't anonAt the same time, she was contradicting herself by telling me she loved me first, changing her plans and location to be with me. As soon as it was my turn to visit her she broke up before I got the chance.
>>33685489M. They've got a reputation of being public defecators and sexual predators.
uh oh. someone spent their entire disability check on slop from costco and now he cant afford his meds :(
>>33685523On 4chan? That's a tall order.>>33685521She'd probably use AI or a paid chatter to write it.
>>33685516I want to use sex toys on him.Tease him with a vibrator.
>>33685532oh, I misread your original comment somehow.Thanks.
how do i tell my girlfriend that ive been prescribed ketamine for depression (last resort treatment) or should i even tell her at allit's legal just kinda obscure, spravato
>>33685400Why not?
>>33685478>They sure have gotten a lot of bad PR in a very short amount of time over here in North America. I've never met any that live up to the stereotypes.Some of them are cool, like Actuary, or Zain.
>>33685533not good.Lesson learned for next time (and every time after that).
>>33685540Comphet
>>33685528LolWell you know fertile they are
>>33685475>>33685494>>33685529I'd dump you too
Where did the charming and likeable manons go?
>>33685541
>>33685547
>>33685549Cute
>>33685547They're on dates or having sex
>>33685475Not a woman, but there's not much point in engaging people like that. Especially women. She's never going to admit what she thinks to herself, let alone to you, so trying to get closure is just a waste of energy that'll leave you frustrated and her with an easy way to make you look like the bad guy.If she wants out, just show her the door and move on.
>>33685514I thought you were her not need to be mean about it.
>>33685523Hornyposters aren't men
Women, please rate how you'd feel about being described as the following:>cute>cutie>pretty>beautiful>gorgeous>stunning>lovely>hot>sexy>baddie>smoke show>babe>sweetheart>adorable>dime>doll>seductive>sultry>whore>slut>strumpet>sensual>elegant>demure>coquettish>angel/angelic>goddess>mommy>bombshell>breedable>slam pig>femme fatale>fwb material>gf material>wife material>fuck meat>slutty>vixen>semen demon>jizz goblin>cum jew
>>33685555I'm not though? It's not mean. I'm concerned.
>>33685554If she breaks up with me I don't care how she sees my anymore so if she thinks I'm bad so what? I'll say what I want
>>33685547Idk if I qualify, but I'm just lurking in any case. Playing Fire Emblem and tabbing over to see if there's anything to answer.
>>33685558Didn't we do this already?
>>33685540I feel no sexual desire for women. I once wanted a friendship with one or 2, I realised women are manipulative, bullies, etc.
I caught the aids again. :/
Can't ask anons what people are wearing in pics because there is an anon that keeps pointing at me and questioning me. I feel watched. Do you feel watched here by anons too? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7YvAYIJSSZY&pp=ygUiaSBmZWVsIGxpa2Ugc29tZWJvZHkncyB3YXRjaGluZyBtZdIHCQngCQGHKiGM7w%3D%3DOn another note what is even her top?
>>33685563I posted it in june, but I've added a few more.
>>33685567Um... Anon?
>>33685560Why would you be concern. Well seem hostile like she is sometimes.
>>33685568get your throat slashed, spammer.
girls: thoughts on having a cyberpunk bf? (like a guy with a career in the thick of tech)
>>33684963Very nice bonus, but as long as she's also white, I don't mind.>>33685083MaleI'm introverted, dislike socializing for its own sake or being disingenuous, and I live in commieville where 75% of the population is nonwhite, so it's not like I have a lot of options even if the other things weren't an issue.
>>33685547Sorry I had to go shower
>>33685573You caught me.
>>33685574what does that mean
>>33685565Moid hands
Did you ever liked me, be honest. I promise I won't cry, again.
>>33685544Sounds like a you problem
>>33685516>if she'd review each one.BAHAHAHAHAHthis is honestly funnier than anything i've ever posted
>>33685558>cute 7/10>cutie 7/10>pretty 8/10>beautiful 10/10>gorgeous 9/10>stunning 10/10>lovely 9/10>hot 8/10>sexy 8/10>baddie 5/10>smoke show 7/10>babe my parents always call each other that so it's kinda weird/10>sweetheart 7/10>adorable 7/10>dime 9/10>doll 7/10>seductive 9/10>sultry 9/10>whore 0/10>slut 0/10>strumpet 0/10>sensual 9/10>elegant 10/10>demure 10/10>coquettish 7/10>angel/angelic 10/10>goddess 10/10>mommy 7 only if not in parental incest way/10>bombshell 9/10>breedable 4/10>slam pig 0/10>femme fatale 5/10>fwb material 0/10>gf material 7/10>wife material 10/10>fuck meat 0/10>slutty 0/10>vixen 3/10>semen demon 1/10>jizz goblin 0/10>cum jew 10/10
I miss him
>>33685574mooomm, anon is trying to make a boring thing sound cool again
>>33685522>_<
>>33685583Thank you.
>>33685569I don't remember what my tier scale was.
>>33685581Compulsory heterosexuality is a societal problem.
girls: thoughts on having a cyberpunk bf?He has an electronic dick.
>>33685593There's a guy in Kuwait with an 8 inch robot dick
>>33685583nta, i appreciate the effort put into this
>>33685558cute 9/10cutie 7/10pretty 8/10beautiful 7/10gorgeous 6/10stunning 6/10lovely 10/10hot 9/10sexy 8/10baddie can be fun ironically but nosmoke show 1/10babe 6/10sweetheart 8/10adorable 10/10dime 0/10doll 9/10seductive 3/10sultry 2/10whore 6/10slut 7/10strumpet ???sensual 5/10elegant 5/10demure fun ironicallyangel 8/10goddess 6/10mommy 7/10bombshell 2/10breedable 9/10slam pig 0/10gf material 6/10wife material 6/10fuck meat 6/10vixen 6.5/10semen demon sure why notjizz goblin ...cum jew ...?
>>33685583which is the best out of all of those?
>=(
>>33685574>(like a guy with a career in the thick of tech)MYou're one of the bad guys in a cyberpunk setting
>>33685558anon my brain completely shuts down when you put this many words in front of me i have no idea.
>>33685601>=(======>
Should I trust a girl who had sex with me after a 1 hour conversation at a hostel?We saw each other and spoke over a couple days. She saw me go out with a couple of girl friends.I kissed a couple other girls at the hostel but none of them wanted to fuck in the showers until this one, now I'm suspicious.
>>33685606I wouldn't.
>>33685606I would
>>33685606Yesn't
>>33685604>8=====D~~~ ( . )( . )
>>33685601>>33685604>:0 ~~ <=====3Femanon and Anon, 2025.
>>33685606are you retarded? in your little imaginary story she had sex with you, why are you more trustworthy than her
>>33685583Breeding sow?
>>33685588You're welcome >>33685595Oh good>>33685599I enjoy pet names and compliments a LOT so that is hard..The classic beautiful, stunning, lovely, goddess, doll, sensual, wife material and of course: cum jew..Angel I love for a regular nickname and I would use it for him too and also "my love," for both of us, for him I'd love to use darling, precious and sweetheart as well
>>33685596Don't reply to me in your mania phase where you try to @ anyone because you're being ignored on purpose.
>>33685606Suspicious of what?
>>33685606She was modestly dressed, but doesn't wear bras, French, bragged about taking LSD and weed, had a very small hidden tattoo. Model-tier body. Am I fucked?
>>33685616Sounds like a good addition
>>33685620That she's done it before/a ho>>33685615I'm a guy, it doesn't matter (although down the line she accused me of being a whore)
Check all those hot sluts i banged off igYes, including the 2d women
>>33685622She sounds hot. Are you in France?
>>336856160/10>>33685621True but not literally/10 Also that does look like me lol
Women I need help with clothes help.
>>33685622>She was modestly dressed, but doesn't wear bras, French, bragged about taking LSD and weed, had a very small hidden tattoo. Model-tier body.of all the things that never happened, this never happened like 2nd or 3rd to most
>>33685624>That she's done it before/a hoOf course she has? Unless you're getting married, who cares?
>>33685627Nah, some Asian country. She said she would have never done this if we met in France. I ended up fucking her many more times in many settings, outside, hotels, my room. She even cooked complicated french shit.
>>33685625It doesn't. Look, I know you're struggling to make connections. But when you lead with hate it obviously makes it easier to ignore you here.
>>33685626Is that Morgpie?
Di que me quieres aun...
>>33685633I wanted to, she was cut from marble and was very intelligent and interesting , anti vax too. Didn't want to be traditional unfortunately
>>33685631NTA. Why is somebody fucking in a hostel so unbelievable? I thought that was the stereotype?
Fems can I ask lewd questions.
>>336856312nd or 3rd to most?Trust me dude I felt like I was in a dream and I never believed she loved me or even the amazing compliments she gave me. Now she's gone so I guess easy come easy go
should I buy a Tesla?
>>33685647I guess so
>>33685650sure
>>33685650Leftists will Charlie Kirk it
>>33685646bc everything he says is some tired clichéalso, he's been fixated on french girls for a while now
>>33685578>what does that meanAllow me to illustrate
>>33685641>I wanted to,After a couple days?
>>33685654Who's he, me? Do you remember my other posts? Should I make a trip code
I want to ki_ _ her!!
>>33685621She's very cute. Would
>>33685660king her? are you a fan of checkers
>>33685583Based
>>33685651Do you wake up horny?
>>33685645You don't, nobody respects you, infact, you're a joke. People listen to me, and have for about a decade now.
>>33685663Want an odd reply.
>>33685658yes, you should
>>33685654Are French girls sterotypically promiscuous?
>>33685665No I never doI am a virgin though so take that as you will
>>33685647Can it be mild
>>33685657After 4-ish months. Of course I'd think of it seriously for at least another year had we stayed together, but she was marriage material. Why date a bitch I couldn't see myself marrying?She had said I could visit her in France, but not for long.I think I misread her feelings after she confessed she loved me, because when I expressed that I wanted to "close the gap" she suddenly got more distant. I guess I should have been more coy or she never intended for it to last in the first place. I'll never know, but I know if it isn't a hell yes please then it's a no.
Even filtered, they stink the thread up so much
>>33685669But half my posts on here are about masturbating to her face>Captchka TRPX2
>>33685670Bro France literally made paternity tests illegal because they ruled that the internal strife of knowing how many babies aren't being raised by their real fathers wasn't worth it.
>>33685671How you thought about how you want your virginity to be taken away.
>>33685674use 4chanx to hide them for good
>>33685673>She had said I could visit her in France, but not for long.>I think I misread her feelings after she confessed she loved me, because when I expressed that I wanted to "close the gap" she suddenly got more distant. I guess I should have been more coy or she never intended for it to last in the first place. I'll never know, but I know if it isn't a hell yes please then it's a no.Yeah, they do that. Once you're caught, the chase is no longer fun.
>>33685675Nobody cares that you jerk off to men, weirdo.
>>33685666Nah she has innocent eyes. She's a good woman. I can tellJust might be a bit... different...
>>33685670Unfortunately, maybe. Still, I might go there because now I'm addicted to white pussy. Who knew I'd enjoy my own race's pheromones so much more
>>33685606>Should I trust a girl who had sex with me after a 1 hour conversation at a hostel?With your social security number? Probably not.>>33685624>Should I trust a girl who had sex with me after a 1 hour conversation at a hostel isn't a ho?On second thought, give her your social security number and at least two of your kidneys.
>>33685672For example, and why mild dear anon.
>>33685678>it's realDamn...
>>33685670stereotypicallyexcept they're even more liberal than an american so the chances of one fucking a mouthbreather from 4chan ... i wouldn't bet on it
>>33685681That's frustrating to say the least. I've had 4 relationships where the girl was almost ready to propose to ME, but ooooohhh noooo don't fall in love with this girl
>>33685668nta, but how's the reply odd? have you seen the post (probably yours) they replied to?
>>33685689Because if it isn't mild then it's more than lewd. So I feel like I have to specify so you don't pound for a penny.
>>33685691You have a point with the American bit, but it's easy to larp as whatever your target's politics is.
If you were ever to fall in love with a 4channer where would you like to meet them first? Would you accept something like an airport movie scene?
>>33685679Yes- newlywed marriage bed sex, missionary after lots of foreplay and kissing, with my legs folded up and still lots of kidding
>>33685688Thanks that's all I needed.
>>33685695Whats wrong with it. Dont you like the creativity.
>>33685692>I've had 4 relationships where the girl was almost ready to propose to ME,That's a good sign, man, you're probably a Chad. Maybe you could get with a French Canadian baddie?
>>33685701NTA. Cute.
>>33685696I thought lewd didnt have limits.
>>33685674It's hilarious to me that you broadcast your weakness as if it's somehow a criticism of me.Not only do my posts upset your delicate sensibilities so terribly that you can't ignore them and must filter them. But you also can't even bear to know that I've posted at all.Meanwhile I ignore almost all of his because they're nonsensical twat posts and it doesn't bother me a bit.How do you expect to grow stronger if you curate your existence to avoid anything unpleasant or difficult?Good luck after a lifetime of seeking the weakest path..
>>33685698> but it's easy to larp as whatever your target's politics is.easy for chad, who pretends he LOOOOOVES women and abortion and wants a woman president.. to get laid. not for an autist from 4chan.
>>33685694I have had sex with at least 4 women. Peacocking on here is poping tires on the short bus. Kinda weird, bad vibes. But now I'm getting suspicious that you catfish these girls on tinder.
>>33685701Whats kidding.
>>33685701Legs over his shoulders, or wrapped around his torso?
>>33685716I meant kissing oops
>>33685707Nta, Is it true?
>>33685580>>33685660Who?
>>33685705>Whats wrong with it.It's desperate.
>>33685717Whatever feels better
>>33685715>I have had sex with at least 4 womenHow are you uncertain?
>>33685706I'm not chad, these girls were mentally damaged. The last one was Thai/french Canadian and in special ed. Maybe I'll give it a try but I can't keep moving around/travelling. Or can I?
>>33685715NTA! Umm are you sure you arent jh
What makes you broken?
>>33685700She looks crazy to you because her mouth and her eyes are not communicating the same expression. She is trying to smile but she has autism or something and can't manually smile. But there is no malice in those eyes. Just sincerity. And a bit of awkwardness/insecurity but nothing bad
>>33685721She knows.
>>33685724What if that's his style.
>>33684884>I have like ten new boyfriends.How did that happen? Did you join a multicule?
>>33685725Is that Valk?
>>33685732Uh-huh, I see. >>33685730GIOYC is that way my dude >>>>>>
>>33685733Why are you laughing?
>>33685739I hope not, and I hope she is a real woman and single!!! I THINK I WANT HER!
>>33685727Because that was 15 years ago. I know I have two exes, a metamour that I banged and cucked that guy I did bang, and then one random hookup. Times remembering things you are actively blocking out because of proximity to bad things makes memory hazy.Believe me, I can pull. I'm hiding my powerlevel.
>>33685734You make me want to slap tf out of you
>>33685733ROFL
>>33685729Yes, I'm sure I'm not blasian.
>>33685746>metamour that I banged and cucked that guy I did bang,Was that the fat girl you told us about?
>>33685718Ah okay. Would you like to get pregnant too or not.
>>33685725Dude, nobody wants to jerk off to men with you. You can stop.
>>33685712Are you seriously about to cry because somebody filtered you?
>>33685746Are you Euro.
>>33685743I've seen and known a lot of crazy women. I know what it looks like and I get why you think this girl is crazy but I think you're mistaken this time. I'm not a fool. I know what I see atleast from that one photoBut if you don't want to take the chance, that's completely understandable
>>33685739Yes, she's my 4chan gf! We're lesbos! Tes hee.
I think about this anon every day, imagining day to day interactions with him, domestic life, cuddling, sex, and he doesn't even know it...
>>33685752I never called any of them fat, no, that other fat girl was not a metamour.
>>33685761I imagine you too, anon
>>33685748I love it if I did. That would be funny anon. Still don't know why.
>>33685757No
>>33685755Lmao
>>33685750Jh is lesbian? Are you single?
>>33685764I don't think you do, and I don't think he's here, either
>>33685647no
>>33685746How'd you cuck the guy?
>>33685766Are you really new to ATOGA?
Women, what do you make of wizards (30 year old virgin men)?What are your assumptions about them?I'm gonna be a wizard in a year :l
>>33685771You again?
>>33685775it's okay anon as long as you are kind
>>33685750She's blatinx
>>33685770Perhaps you’d be surprised
>>33685621She's cute, a bit too old for me but she has pretty eyes, a nice nose, and nice ears. Seems nice
Women how would you take a blindfolded and chained shy anon's vurginity?
Do you ever watch couple porn, notice the guy/girl is worse looking than you but s/he is with this gorgeous person, fucking/getting fucked by them while your life is going by and you feel angry and kinda jealous
Swiss, thats who anon.
>>33685784Yeah, but I just figure the guy must be taller than me.
>>33685780I’ll give you this, I think you’re a cuckold beta bitch who also can’t handle not getting attention, but you still handle it a lot better than Mr. “I’m not crying” up there.
>>33685781Doubt it. Say something only he'd say.
>>33685778Yeah I am i'm just diagnosed autistic. I think that if women hear that i'm a wizard they'll get creeped out and start thinking the worst about me. It's not something I would have to disclose early if I try getting into dating is it? Or would that be dishonest?
>>33685740She is/was a gioyc poster too. She is also a well known annoying poster.
>>33685769No she's not.>>33685774Also no
>>33685789UhhhHi anon, I hope your day went really well today. What have you been up to?
>>33685792Are. You. Breaker.
>>33685779I don't remember.
>>33685755fucking kek, for something like this, I got nothing against ai
>>33685791Cool story, bro.
>>33685792I think that's the schizophrenic guy you're talking to
She eats meds.
>throttling back responses works better than giving attention to a woman outrightI hate that this is true so much. I want to talk, I dont want to feign disinterest
>>33685795What do you wantI'm about to go to sleep
>>33685804Socks pic?
>>33685801God damnit.Booga booga!Leave!*bangs pans loudly*
>>33685794Couldn't stop thinking about killing myself, but otherwise, it was fine.
>>33685799Then why does every single post of yours read like it was typed by an effeminate little bitch boy? Couldn’t just take the compliment, whiny little faggot.
>>33685801Why do you call me that, do you have evidence.
>>33685804I want you to tell me that you aren't JH!
>>33685790depends on the woman. I know I wouldn't ask about it nor care if you told me, but I can't promise the same for whoever you encounter
>>33685809Delusions, paranoia, and a disorganized communication style
>>33685807I’m sorry to hear that anon. Life in general have you down?
>>33685804YOUR FEET WITH SOCKS in a glamorous angle.
>>33685772>How'd you cuck the guyShe kicked him out of bed.
Femanons, do you prefer to go to women gynecologists or do you not care about their sex?
>>33685805I don't like socks.(But now I'm questioning if he likes feet because he loudly was pro heels when I wore flats to the gym and work, which I will now prepare ahead of time to change)
>>33685580Ok, I'll be nice. From what I remember you mentioned that you wanted a 4chan GF. I posted on GIOYC that I was flattered wasn't interested. You persisted while I was dealing with a lot of stress at the time. So no sorry. I didn't like you. Now good night.
>>33685804I want to look at your socks and take deep breaths while I look up the ceiling and think about you.
>>33685819Charlie goes to your gym?
>>33685812Probably best to just not bring it up until they ask and be transparent. If it matters to them then they are not going to be right for me anyways. I think that's the right thing to doThanks
>>33685746>I can pull thats not a flex if you're a girl
>>33685819Most men like hells. If you like socks what do you wear then.
>>33685777problem?
>>33685825NTA. It is if she's pulling other chicks.
>>33685813Yep that's him all right. How do you know him?
>>33685828not really, bi and lesbian girls are mentally ill sluts that throw themselves at you
>>33685821*but wasn't interested
>>33685818Women only, yes. Same door doctors in general
>>33685821Bye Valk.
>>33685831>bi girls are mentally ill sluts that throw themselves at youAnd yet this thread is full of virgins
>>33685827No at all. =)
>>33685815I’m done with you for now. Bye, crybaby.
>>33685833>Same door doctors in generalShut the front door
I want a blonde gf so muchnon-blond foids, would you dye your hair for your bf?
>>33685799Nta. I never seen a bigger attention whore, it’s all you do lol
>>33685836Weren't you going to sleep.
>>33685840Is that her bf?
>>33685836Why am I a whore?
>>33685814Not much I can share on here but yeah, pretty much. I spend too much time daydreaming about a fantasy world where I'm happier.
>>33685843dad
>>33685839You don’t have a door doctor? hehe~
Wow valk is the girl I used to like...Or Boy since i learn today that he may be a guy for real...
>>33685840No
>the jannies banned all the namefagsFinally they did something right for once
>>33685847I'll have to get a back door doctor once I tern 40.
>>33685822But I don't and haven't worn socks.Like for a long time. I can't even get theigh highs because my legs are huge.
>>33685851
>>33685845I’m sorry. I hope the day-to-day isn’t too bad.I’m probably not your anon, but I hope it gets better for you soon.
Now that Omegle is dead, where do you find online FWBs? Im horny
>>33685775I don’t care, I’m 22 and virgin. I might become 30 one day too
>>33685849BV was being sarcastic with you, she just got banned.
>>33685856Probably not, but thanks for the kind words. Hope you have a great weekend :)
>>33685701based
>>33685853Oh good one! But also important, old men go check your butt
>>33685857d*scord im afraid
>>33685854Why are they? Are you okay.
>>33685860You too. I’ll see you around.
>>33685859Why should I trust you?
Are you smarter than your parents?
>>33685858>I might become 30 one day too>mightYou're not too optimistic
>>33685867Define smart
>>33685867Hm.. yes, but they have more wisdom
>>33685755The AI doesn't understand that there were two separate individuals.Claiming to ignore posts like the one I was responding to would've been transparent, yeah.But I was saying that I ignore entj without having to filter my experience.And just because I relentlessly mock someone, that doesn't make me defensive.It's legitimately hilarious to me that you snowflakes pride yourselves on not being able to handle seeing things that you don't like.It's like hearing a cuckold brag about being cuckolded.
>>33685867Yes, my parents have good careers but they are retarded outside of their niche specializations
When did you realize it was over?
>touched myself so much today my pussy hurts>still hornylife is suffering
Why does she keep deleting her posts? Does she have autism.
>>33685868hehe it’s a joke. I knew it wouldn’t work but I had fun. One day I’ll be 30 and one day I’ll be not virgin.Is there a opposite word? Unvirgin? Sexer?
>>33685866You don't have to do anything. I'm just saying that when she said she was a guy with a penis that caught aids from the bathhouse, she was being sarcastic. I replied, ROFL to her post because it was pretty funny. Also she posted her face on here from the discord as rulebreaker. Well, good night.
>>33685873Why nobody save her? It is so sad when we fail pretty women.
>>33685869For eg, when there's a problem, who has the better solution? who can understand sth without having it explained over and over? better at mental math? etc
>>33685876The term you are looking for is "filthy normoid". The arcane is not for you...
>>33685872what are you smarter than them at?
>>33685875Jannys delete posts when anon are banned from here.
>>33685877Okay cat poster.
>>33685873I need a gf with a pointy nose like hers
>>33685874Is your clit sore too?
>>33685885girls with special noses are angels
>>33685883I know an anon that does that on purpose.
>>33685884I'm not cat poster but good night, anyways.
Is lack of social media presence considered a positive or negative?
>>33685888Which one?
>>33685889Then who is cat poster? Okay sleep well..
>>33685871>It's like hearing a cuckold brag about being cuckolded.Like you did when your ex-gf got a new bf with a bigger dick, lol
>>33685753Sorry I had to be away for a whileIm very scared of birth pain, and that I won't raise the children well, but ultimately yes, I would
>>33685871Poor widdle baby can’t handle somebody choosing to ignore him. :,(
>>33685894Rekt
>>33685891My waifu.
>>33685886i mean that's the main sore point obviously. really the whole... exterior. labia majora and shit. i be rubbing on things.
>>33685896Lol>>33685898JH?
>>33685895Hey anon do you know Yoda right?
If any of the anons who suggested I use Luigi are around, you guys are lifesavers. Literal life savers I guess.
>>33685890Negative
>>33685901Why are you so horny today?
>>33685902No, another one. The one that called ne whore.
>>33685904I prefer peach
>>33685906i dont know. literally zero downtime all day. it's like scratching poison ivy
The mid girls I keep meeting from irl approach who ghost me keep showing up on bumble. What does this mean? Was my hot gf also on bumble? I typically only date shy hotties and if a dating app appears in their phone they're dead to me. Why would a mid bitch not want me? I'm the Chad who fucked the french girl in the hostel btw
>>33685910Are you able to have g spot orgasms?
Whatever happened to jh?
>>33685907ROFL BV is pretty based.
>>33685896Ignoring a narcissist denies them what they desire most.
>>33685916Why anon? How do you know it was her.
>>33685910You're not ovulating?
>>33685918The name she had on, maybe????
>>33685894Please be understanding, his mother and stepfather have caused him psychological trauma and lifelong cuck issues>>33684735
>>33685922Ummm okay. Have you seen Jh?
>>33685914i dont know??
>>33685908Doesn’t she pick stuff up slower?I think I want to try to play the entire game with the bros.
>>33685912What
I miss my thread crush ;-;
>>33685920honestly i don't know i don't track my cycle at all
>>33685925Only in my dreams. <3
>>33685928Don’t remember be she can fly
>>33685927Might be worth a try?
>>33685930Who?
>>33685936Anon
>>33685932You can tell by what your cum looks like.
>>33685937..boring
>>33685930I am here, what.
>>33685930Me too but she doesn’t have an interest in me like that
>>33685933What does she look like.
She noticed me today. =)
>>33685935googling this>>33685938also googling this but you really could have just told me
>>33685943How are you so sure?
anons do those two namefags like each other? You know who
>>33685948I don't know who
>>33685944A radiant beauty unlike any the world has ever seen, with a shapeliness to her that is unique and appealing, her milk chocolate skin tones and sense of style only further amplify her beauty, as do her candid honesty and sharp wit. She has it all. Every night I dream of JH. All day long I think of JH. JH is my everything. JH is my messiah.
>>33685948I don't know who.
>>33685863Where at tho? Random servers?
>>33685948i have all namefags filtered
the weather's changing and it's making me sad
>>33685948I also don't know who.
>>33685948I heard they like to kiss when nobody is looking ughu~~~~~
>>33685963the weather in my bed isnt changing. its always freezing outside the blanky, but warm under it.
>>33685947The women here lead mostly normal lives filled with attention and physical proximity to others, which I wouldn’t be able to provide
Would you rather be single forever but not have to work or get a job?
>>33685930I miss FAQ and page 10 bakes
>>33685960yea, you can google sexting servers and usually find what you want. there's also threads around /soc/ and /trash/ and such but eh. the quality is low but so was omegle lol. idk what the female pool is like
>>33685971single forever, literally no downside to this deal
>>33685971so nothing changes and I never have to work again?
>>33685973Meh, I'm not degenerate enough to join sexting servers. I want something more organic. I'm gonna give this EmeraldChat place a try.
>>33685948Nah, they are at opposite ends of the spectrum from each other
>>33685972i was about to be sarcastic until i realized FAQ isn't the same as rulesfag... or is it?
>>33685971can i be single forever but still work for fun?
State genderWould you rather receive 50 dollars or owe 50 dollars?
>>33685979yeah that websites aight
him and myao
>>33685988Jimmy and myao
>dude just marry her
>>33685991BASED india
>>33685558doing this so my personal cyber security agent knows how to call me10/10>breedable>fuck meat9/10>wife material8/10>semen demon7/10>elegant>demure6/10>cute>adorable>whore>slam pig (?)5/10>pretty>beautiful>gorgeous>hot>baddie>slut4/10>cutie>stunning>lovely>sexy3/10>babe>gf material>sweetheart1/10>slutty>doll>fwb material0/10>smoke show>dime>seductive>sultry>strumpet>sensual>coquettish>angel/angelic>bombshell>femme fatale>vixen-1/10>goddess>mommy>jizz goblin>cum jew
>>33685989Who is jimmy?
>>33685995He cracked corn and I don’t care
>>33685992Indian people never get divorced, they just sleep in separate rooms and hate each other for the rest of their lives.
>>33685993Eww this sounds like cheese head.
>>33685992>>33685999Aren’t all of their marriages arranged?
I think cat poster anon become BlueValk.
>>33685110I would use you properly!
>>33686000no idea what do you mean but sure, jizz goblin
>>33685999>>33686001Is this not the ideal?
>>33686002Give it up bro, no way she wants to date anyone from here again, not after last time
i should have danced with her saturday night she was literally right up next to me begging me toowhy am i such a pussywe even fucking ended up going and getting taco bell later after bar time
>shaved and washed my hair because a cute girl will be at my work tomorrowI might say 2 words to her if any and I wasted an hour getting ready
>>33685993I'd lovingly call you my cum dumpster. <3
>>33686009>baldno shot
>>33686006You are insufferable.
>>336860119/10 but only in the right time because semen is not trash
>>33686012Shaved my facial hair*
>>33685991Here are the supposedly 2025 numbers.Portugal femanons probably just stopped dating their shitty men. lol
>>33686007What happen last time?
>>33686014You're correct, but the term is more about desigating you as the bunch of holes where my balls get emptied into. My personal little cum receptacle.
What does it mean when she never cuddles after sex? Bitch just gets straight up and goes to clean my cum out of her pussy immediately. Maybe I can keep her down longer if I stay in?
>>33685991>>33686016Okay, so no euro women then.
>>33686018She dated a guy from here who ran at her with a knife, she barely survived
>>33686024WHATHow have I never heard this before??
>>33685991White women... Jews get to them early with birth control at 16 nowadays, they become a bigger drug dealer alpha widow at 15
>>33686021thumbs up
>>33685946>also googling this but you really could have just told meI was worried that'd be creepy.
>>33685948Don’t know who
State genderWhy is the new iPhone ugly as sin?
>>33685971No I like my job
>>33686032Never owned an iPhone, is it true Android boys get no pussy?
>>33686022maybe she doesnt want utis? or you make her skin crawl with revulsion.
My last former crush says she has ugly fat feet.
>>33686032Nobody cares.
>>33686026You never asked her about it
>>33686024I wonderwhat she do, she is pretty cruel herself.
Why does this anon try so hard to de-anonymize /atoga/?
>>33686032FPhone design died around the time I was born so I don’t care
>>33684628let him fuck on the first date
>>33686034Foreman at the dick sucking factory?
Is it cuck to give your sperm to a woman who will never sleep with you, so that dhe can raise a child on her own?
Why do most females from here that I like have a tsudare personality, do I have a type or what?
>>33686042I also never asked her how her car crash went, because I didn't assume she was in one.
>>33686014huh? unless you plan on being pregnant every year until menopause, yes semen is trash
>>33685993Hot
>>33686049No that’s the most based way to procreate
>>33686028This made me laugh, but also horny...
>>33686053>semen non-haver hands
>>33686044You?
>>33686047Bad advice. That's how you get pumped and dumped.
>>33686057It's probably a child-obsessed incel.He has too much semen, but it has no value.
>>33686052Why not?
>>33686032F don't care, never buying
>>33686062Moid hands
>>33686043NTA, Dude what the actual fuck? No one should get attacked with a knife. What is wrong with you ? You sound like a psychopath. I feel really bad for her now. Jesus ....
>>33686044Somebody has been trying that with meIts best to just not comment and ignore
>>33686048So.. I’m your boss?
>>33686064Broke hands
>>33686057yes, and? what's your counterpoint?
>>33686044>>33686058>You?No, i think his name is jullian?
>>33686051Baka
>>33686068iPhone is the most expensive
Would femanons date us? :(
>>33686044He's mentally ill.
>>33686074Are you a stoic germanic man
>>33686077Why those two attributes?
>>33686067You only got that job because you dad is the union delegate for Dick Suckers Local 158.
>>33686076Who?
>>33686069i'm not going to write fetish propaganda so i'll just say that you're envious because you don't have your own powerful long range ink
>>33686070He's most likely schizophrenic, and schizophrenics don't like anything that's not completely transparent. For example, I had a schizophrenic friend who hated whispering because he assumed they were talking about him.
>>3368605570% of the kids in juvees in America, come from fatherless home
>>33686079i agree with her
>>33686072I said girls anon.
>>33686080Yeah, it sounds like we’re your boss. Are you asking for overtime?
>>33686076It does seem like it
>>33686088Then the question applies to you too.
>>33686070Stop thinking then.
>>33686090Tsudare is not a word.
>>33686065He's talked about wanting to kill a femanon before.
>>33686076Why you hate him?
>>33686093i will not snitch on my boss
>>33686094What's your name if not jullian?
>>33686099What's your job that you wanna fuck your boss?
>>33686085Who?
>>33686092It does. It's best to ignore him.
all my femoids nazisNHH
>>33686095What?>>33686097Proof?
>>33686085>HeThere is also a female anon who tries to do thatBut i dont think she is the one op meant in this case
>>33686101no, i mean that femanon is my boss, i will not disclose secret information
>>33686097He's a psychopath.
>>33686105What "what?"?Read your fucking post, uneducated-kun.
which namefag is biggest piece of diarhea
>>33686104hallelujah
>>33686102>>33686044
>>33686109Ok
>>33686107You are making no sense and sound boring, good .bye.
>>33686110Which one.
Threat eliminated successfully
>>33685903Sorry again Yes of course
>>33686107Hehe thanks anon of similar taste in men>>33686115It was just a joke from yesterday
I can hear my joints ache
>>33686097Which anon.
>>33686111N T Jay or M'kay Gee
>>33686118Shut up, bully.
>>33686123I beg your finest pardon??
>>33686122I've bullied the former more than he's annoyed me
>>33686120just sprinkled healing dust all over you, get better
he doesn't even know i exist
Why do you love those dumb stinky moids or why do you want their attention? Isn't that desire humiliating?
>>33686049Absolutely
What’s a good ai to make dark cartoon for free?
>>33686121The schizophrenic
>>33686132shut up ntr freak
>>33686117There are no threats here.
>>33686135That does not narrow it down by much...
>>33686128thankies
>>33686137NtaThere are under certain conditions
>>33686138If you scroll up you'll see.
>>33686143I was making a joke how plenty of maleanons are schizos...
>>33686142like when femanon wants to steal all the semen of a stoic germanic man
Samsung girl? this is her nowFemoids do you ever get titenvy?
>>33686146no
>>33686145That hits too close to home.
>>33686145I didn't for a while but I definitely do nowAnd I wish mine were like hers
>>33686147NTA. Her back probably hurts like hell
>>33686146all the time
Oops>>33686149 meant for >>33686146
>>33686151What size do you wish you were?
not all women with big boobs have back pains
>>33686145I WILL have his beautiful blond babies!
>men speak more normally>women speak more cringy and faggyDo women also find our speech patterns cringy?
>>33686146Her pussy is haunted
>>33686155Not all women with back pains have big boobs
>>33686160also true
>>33684559Reminder that if you think your life sucks at least you’re not a tranny or a pajeet
>>33686158Jesus Christ..
>>33686146Nope, I'm happy with my average-sized tits.
>>33686158fucking yikes...
>>33686157>normallyYou mean like boring chudcels
Need silly femanon to do this in an Ikea with.
>>33686155Do you do back exercises?
>>33686158lol>>33686146>titenvyAll tit sizes are fine.
>>33686156NG?
>>33686168Your people wouldn’t like IKEA.
>>33686168She can definitely peg like a champ, damn
>>33686168ning?
>>33686172True, I don't like Ikea, but that's all the more reason to do it there until they we get thrown out and aren't allowed in anymore.
>>33686146I don’t know who that is. I’m flat and I don’t have envy, it looks like a lot of work
no girl would ever offer me this support but i wish i could have her hugging me from behind with her hands wrapped around my breasts as i "give" a boobjob to the stoic germanic man we've captured
>>33686169no, and i feel guilty about it sometimes so maybe i should start doing them
>>33686179Captured? What makes you think it's so easy?
>>33686083You wrote sth back and it wasn't an argument, because you have nothing
>>33686179Your boobs must be pretty big...
>>33686177You would get thrown out for being brown, dalit.
Women, have you ever urinated during/after orgasm?
>>33686182that's actually how we've done it, we've trapped him like that
>>33686188Yes, it makes the orgasm more intense
Women, do you have chatters for your onlyfans?
Men, does swipping dating apps give you headache when you have no feedback?
>>33686190You'd never take me alive
>>33686168Trashy behavior, goths are supposed to have class
>>33686191Is it involuntary?
>>33686196agreed
>>33686191is this real
>>33686196>goths are supposed toGoths are supposed to not adhere to societal norms because that's what's expected of people.You are inherently anti-goth.
>>33686193It makes me depressed
>>33686196I’m indian and I wish a white goth girl pegged my tight pajeet bumchode and called me currycel dalit will never be white
>>33686194Hands up teutonic boy, this is la Résistance
>The perpetually triggered India shitter woke upAnd there goes the thread...
Do you gen porn to schlick to?
>>33686201nta my bad i just have a preference for goths who don't act like zoomcoomers then
Women, did you know that when we slow down our thrusts, it's often because you almost just made us cum, and we're trying to recover?
>>33686208>preferenceMeaning you fetishize goths.
>>33686204Wtf is wrong with Indians?
>>33686201No I think there's a line, otherwise you're just the average over-the-top sexed-up TikTok girl in spooky paint
Where can I find a hot 32 year old failed college artist?
>>33686211no i'm a woman who used to be a bit goth in the past but i'm not into them myself, don't know how it's like now that they seem to be so popular
How can I tell if an anon is a woman on non attention whoring boards?
>>33686205No! My vril is for the sacred rites. Not you!
>>33686215Will you be my indian bride and wipe my curry shithole?
>>33686218>who used to be a bit goth in the pastPale and dressed in black only would be my guess.
>>33686215Are you willing to wait a few more years
>>33686223I don't know, I'm already older than her...I might be too old for you at that point.
>>33686212Hindus are a static religion that worship child sacrifice and eating cow shit
>>33686210This is probably a lie
>>33686204put your name on entj
>>33684559Females, would you schlick to a failed jobless skinnyfat indian male that still live with his mother and she cooks him curry?
>>33686233F does he live in Canada?
>>33686198I was getting matches, until bumble bought my town’s local dating app.
So how many of you work in tech?
>>33686222that's too comfy, i was just a bit of a coward because my place was very quiet and had no one wearing alt things, so i never went way too overboard with italso i wasn't that good at dealing with attention, clearly i wasn't the chosen one
>>33686235No ENTJ lives in Australia
>>33684559M or FDo you like anime?
>>33686235Yes I live in Toronto and my dear mother prostitutes herself on the corner of my street sucking white mans cock for curry money, it’s a hard life here but we manage
>>33686240>that's too comfyYou think goth-ish clothing can't be comfortable?>clearly i wasn't the chosen oneWell you got my attention now!
>>33686243I wish they would indian anime of underage girls I can goon, Toronto anon btw
>>33686241hes not indian he is chad
>>33686242Thank you for telling us your origin story, entj. Very cool.
>>33686237I work in a call centre in Mumbai scamming elderly white women in rich white countries, it’s hard work but at the end of the day I come home and look forward to eating cow shit cakes washing it down with cow urine
>>33686193>when you have no feedbackWhat do you mean "when"?
>>33686248You are pathetic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BLChYF_kPwThis one is for you.
>>33686249I’m Toronto anon sorry I think you got us mixed up, I’m a 30 yo jobless indian failed male that lives with my mom
>>33686192No it feels weird and creepy
>>33686245oh i just meant that the way you described it sounded too basic>Well you got my attention now!for being a coward?? i have a different style now anyway, the only way i truly don't adhere to societal norms now is just being a loser virgin
>>33686197No>>33686200Yes
>>33686256Please can I jerk off to your only fans? I’m indian and have a small penis but I will simp for you and blow my paycheque on curry and your pussy t. Toronto anon
>>33686243her torso shrunk as she sat down
>>33686256Do you use AI instead?
>>33686196Whenever people mention goths, I usually remember these pretentious posers
>>33686258Why do they so many arms? For jerking off multiple BBC’s?
>>33686257>oh i just meant that the way you described it sounded too basicYou are genuinely confusing me.I was asking how you how your "a bit goth in the past" looked like??
>>33686264Are you indian? Can I scam you for $5 USD?
>>33686267No. Are you?
>>33686265Pajeets love BWC in their dirty brown bumholes, we colonized their women years ago
I turn 29 today
>>33686268Yes I am Toronto anon, I live with my mother posting on 4chan while she works in a brothel sucking white mans cocks for curry money, she drinks all kinds of piss white mans piss cow piss you name it, whatever it takes to keep food in my hungry skinnyfat belly please send me USD
>>33686271Whatever, man
>>33686270Congratulations you’ve won a google play store gift card, please redeem within 30 days or we come to your house and shit in your asshole bloody bastard
>>33686270didn't ask, trannoid
>>33686273Can you fuck my asshole? I’m gay and hindu please saar I love white mans cock in my arse saar
>>33686276Wtf is going on?
>>33686270That old and still a fucking avatarfag.Isn't that sad.
>>33686270>>33686278You tell me
>>33686280I’m sorry I’m just a lonely indian man living with my sick mother, she has AIDS from fucking BWC and I take care of her, it’s the least we can do here in Toronto
>>33686270Happy birthday!
>>33686282Take prep it helps with the swelling.
>>33686243FVast majority of it is too pedo-ySexualizing middle and high schoolers where the girls usually actually look 11 years old and the boys look 14
>>33686266can you imagine a more casual romantic goth type? i was also more into gothic lolita but didn't have access to that or couldn't afford iti just made do with what i could and didn't wear heavy makeup, something close to picrel
>>33686270Happy birthday. Enjoy the last year before you're old :)
>>33686285Please femanon can I fuck you with my small indian penis? I will make you very happy yes hmm sexy bitch
>>33686270I thought you were like 34.You seem very millennial
>>33686286That's cute.I would doll you up and get you nice dresses if you were my gf.What is your style like now?
>>33686289I’m actually older than that but my mom says one day I’ll marry a beautiful white woman and I will never have to be born Indian with shit skin and brown babies curry poojeet
>>33684559M or FHave you ever explored hidden areas?Did you find anything?
>>33686243MI watch very few anime, but I like anime porn (human drawn or genned) on pixiv and boorus
>>33686290I can be your indian gf (male) I love sucking BWC and worshiping white man can you please clap these brown bussy sissy bouchées?
>>33686289Isn't 96 the last year of millenials?
>>33686270happy birthday!! bang Asami for us
>29>no friends grim
where did everyone go?
>>33686299At least you’re not jobless Indian 34 yo pedophile living in Toronto
>>33686270Does your soon to be wife look like her?
>>33686263No
>>33686302Up my tight pajeet bumchode boipussy sissy faggot
>>33686290wouldn't want to be too specific, but i am more into light colors and less puffy clothes now, more formali still really love short wide skirts but i prefer to go with something more adult looking outside now, not that i think there's something wrong with them though
>>33686243>Do you like anime?FYes>>33686283>Happy birthday!Thank you>>3368628996 technically is the ass end of Millennials.>>33686282>>33686288>>33686291Why are you so chronically obsessed with Indian men? Maybe you should pull the trigger and go fuck one.>>33686298>happy birthday!! bang Asami for usWill do!>>33686299Nigga, it's not even 4 AM yet.
>>33686278Let's just say that you are not beating the jeet allegations
>>33686300>defrosted What the fuck is this?
>>33686289Yeah, her posts have that mid/late 30s typing style that JH, Jaclyn and Rulebreaker have. Probably is in the same discord as them also.
>>33686308>pic rel female jeetAre you Indian? Please marry me and be my pajeet wife I will lick your shithole and rape you every night brown queen sexy pussy
>>33686312>her posts have that mid/late 30s typing style that JH, Jaclyn and Rulebreaker have.I think it's the lesbian typing style
>>33686310I am indian? I live in Toronto with my mother and we suck BWC for rent money what’s so hard to understand? You must be so privileged you haven’t had your asshole redistributed by a white man
>>33686314why are bitter misandrist dykes so desperate for male attention?
>>33686193I give it a go every 6 months or so, makes me suicidal everytime but I have no idea how else to put myself out there
>>33686311I think he deglazing fuck that’s some funny shit
>>33686270
>>33686316Because we love sucking white cock not small indian women penis
>>33686318I struggle with dating apps because I am indian and nobody likes me because I am a scam NEET rapist with a small cock
Don't worry, I'll be gone forever in a couple of weeks.>>33686304No, she's a hapa.>>33686312>>33686314You mean full sentences with correct grammar?
>>33686316I'm not sure either why they chose /adv/ and not r9k or lgbt. But it's hilarious to think of how many of them got abused 20-30 years ago. Each one of them have an abuse story, kek.
Men, do you ever dream of walking naied in San-Francisco and have random women ask to hold your dick so they can get online attention?
>>33684909What year did you two meet?
>>33686327where is this coming from
Tell all my former crushes that I didn't forgot about them anons but do to various circumstances I will be missing in action. Hope they don't hate me, I am sorry.
WomenIs it true you get hornier when ovulating?
>>33684676>Does that mean the thing where the guy I had sex with falls asleep and I feel like super energized and motivated to do stuff?Is this a real thing? That's adorable.
>>33686334for me it became true only recently
>>33686338You like pajeet cock ma’am? Rape
>>33686332Just tell them you’re indian and they will come back and then go away again because everybody hates pajeets
>>33686304Axis pussy
>>33686325>Don't worry, I'll be gone forever in a couple of weeks.Good fucking riddance.
>>33686324that sucks bud
>>33686270Happy birthday. Thanks for getting me back into aoe2
>>33686340They hate you?
>>33686307>wouldn't want to be too specificWhy's that?I doubt any anon will identify you in real life just from saying what you wear. lolDo you like pastel colors? My wardrobe is quite boring, but I do have some pastel color and "very summery" t-shirts that I enjoy wearing.I used to be all black dressing too as a teen, but stopped that after I started uni.
>>33685541>>33686308
>>33686325>QT/Dan is out>the Korradyke is out/atoga/ is healing
Girls, are chronic illnesses a turn off? My broken body feels unworthy of love.
>>33686346Yes women hate me because I am a convicted pedophile living in Toronto, I just want to touch a woman before I die of AIDS I’m going crazy and soon I will fuck my mother when she is making curry
>>33686325>Don't worry, I'll be gone forever in a couple of weeks.Aw, why?
>>33686349>/atoga/ is healingENTJ and MKG aren't leaving us anytime soon
>>33686325>Don't worry, I'll be gone forever in a couple of weeks.Don't particularly care.I honestly always just skipped over your posts.
>>33686343Yeah fuck off pajeet we don’t like your kind here
>>33686334Not for me
>>33686326Are you the latino pedophile?
>>33686354They can stay I love white men ^_^
>>33686354small steps
>>33684559Coworker (manager/boss at one of the sites I work at) sometimes initiates texts with me about non-work related stuff What's your opinion? Just attention harvesting? Just asked me if I have been to a certain restaurant (which I'm assuming she is going to tonight)What's the deal, why would she ask me?
>>33686350It can be. Depends on the person
>>33686359>entj>white
>>33686350I have vindaloo syndrome, everything I eat turns to shit and then I eat my poo poo
>>33686359We know, JH the cuckquean
>>33686361Ignore the intention and stay professional, that’s how we deal with men
>>33686361Does she like Indian food? Shit in her vagina and clean that bitch out
>>33686349>>QT/Dan is outThat was honestly more important than anything else.And the tripshitters posting less is good too.
>>33686360Eh, she's not that bad. She actually answers questions unlike most identity fags who just crash out constantly
>>33686359Thanks cutie pie xo
Would you like to have a pet tiger, /atoga/? https://files.catbox.moe/v015qc.mp4
>>33686369>>33686360Ihatewomen has been absent too.
These threads went to shit when they took away the poster count. Half of this thread is just some nigga talking about Indians.>>33686345Thank you, and you're welcome.>>33686353I'm getting married in October and just decided to stay gone afterwards. There are more productive ways to spend my free time.
femanons, its been hundreds of years, how you still haven't found a better self cleaning mechanism than having a digusting menstruation?
>>33686374His name is gary.
>>33686374>I'm getting married in October and just decided to stay gone afterwards. There are more productive ways to spend my free time.Based.
>>33686347generally i'm a bit more paranoid about being recognized yeah, if i know i can't pass as the majority i avoid specifying stuff and the way i dress now is more personal and still not very normie friendly either, maybe if it becomes a trend i won't have troubles mentioning it hahapastel colors are too vibrant to me but it's close, and yeah if you're a man it could feel like you have less variety but i think it's nice to find out the clothes that make you feel the best with yourself
>>33686375MAnon, that's not what menstruation is for...
>>33686374ayo why u no see more lesbian porn with that?
>>33686378>generally i'm a bit more paranoid about being recognized yeahI recognize you being adorable though.
>>33686350You need to learn to love yourself more because the road will only get harder and lonelier. Love yourself, have a good attitude, and you will meet the right kind of people along the way.
>>33686378>generally i'm a bit more paranoid about being recognizedUnderstandable considering we have a schizophrenic trying to de-anonymize everyone
>>33686381>ayo why u no see more lesbian porn with that?Wdym?
>>33686369He was mostly harmless. ENTJ and Cuckworm Sarge are a lot worse.
>>33684576mirror
i spent all night drawing hentai, am i cooked atoga?
>>33686390You're definitely undercocked
>>33686382in that case i'm sure there are other people that can also be called like that>>33686384hmpf, my paranoia is homemade, i give them no merit
>>33686334i'm horny all the time. i'm horny on my period
Women, should I get Earthbound, Rainworld, or FFVII?
>>33686391yeah i literally just drew myself taking cock. i need to figure out where people upload these things these days
>>33686334For some weird reason I feel the horniest 2-3 days into my period
>>33686270Happy Birthday
>>33686393It would be a weird world if only one person would be cute.
>>33686399Ngl, that's kinda hot.
>>33686397No.
>>33686397Shouldn't you start with Mother?
>>33686399Try >>>/ic/
>>33686394>>33686400is it possible to do anything sexual on your period or is it totally off-limits? can you masturbate normally?
>>33686404Morning, JH.
>>33686407Well I've never had sex, period (pun intended) but external stuff is fine if you're willing to get your hands dirty.
>>33686407nta and i never did that stuff, but i'd never want to be sexual when i have it, only before or after
>>33686394Unrelated but a hypersexual friend of mine says she simply ignores the massive horniness for hours at a time. Do you do that? How? Is it possible to learn this power? I have to take regular masturbation breaks
threads too quiet
>>33686413Femanons not horny enough.
>>33686412bro i just drew myself taking dick for 5 hours straight. i am not the one to ask
>>33686406first thread i saw was "loli/shota general" so hard pass
Men, How can I make my bf feel more secure in our relationship? He asks me if I'm his a lot to which I say yes but he confesses he worries I will randomly leave. I moved him into my house make him meals do his laundry fuck him constantly not sure what else I can do
>>33686421he needs therapy
>>33686421How many bfs you had? Most guys accept that it will happen anyway because you bitches are incapable of love and loyalty.
>>33686412Nta but just delay it. Think "do I really want to deal with the mess rn?" "I'll just get home and deal with it there". Works for porn or other addictive behaviors too.
>>33686408I don't even know what that shit is, why the fuck would I have responded to that post? If you want to say hi to me, you don't have to spam my name at unrelated posts.
korrasami poster if you are awake do you want a bondage drawing of korra no promises i'll actually do it im just horny and like bondage and like drawing. also it might suck
>>33686428Stfu
>Chick lets you stay at her place, cooks and cleans for you, wants to love you>Waaahhh you're gonna leave mePathetic insecure losers
>>33686430He's still fucking her, so he won already. This disproves the atoga/reddit meme of "you have to secure enough to let her fuck her BBC ex at a party"
>>33686430>wants to love youthis doesnt happen
>>33686430so true bestie
>>33686436Stop projecting your cuck fantasies and you may find happiness
>>33686375Stay in school
>>33686331Just fucking search for videos of men walking naked either at folsom or at queer pride and you’ll find hundres of videos of women waiting in lind to take pictures holding their cocks. Old fat men as well.
>>33686397Get FFVII, not the remake obviously
Men, aren't you more quirk chungus than women?
>>33686440>incel loses his mind at the mention of BBC fucking his (potential) gfsKek classic
>>33686445kys, graph poster
>>33686168how do i get pegged by this goth girl
>>33686427Idk what it means either. Just like clocking you
>>33686442i really don't think i want to do that and i'm still very confused, mentioning pride made some sense at least
>>33686157no you just hate women and love men. that's ok
>>33686449You don't, oharu is very subby.
>>33686380He worded it wrong, but he has a point that it's kinda pathetic how human females haven't developed enough to not have periods since the stone age.
>>33686430>>33686436I just woke up, what's this about?
>>33686446nta, that happens only in porn btw
>>33685890very positive
>>33686453Well that wasn't me. I typically only answer questions I have an actual opinion on. If you want an excuse to call me out, ask some good horny questions instead.
>>33686457Aren't women the only females to menstruate?
>>33686462Transmen exist so no
>>33686157Yeah I really dislike it when a moid's every other word is "bro", an expletive or some other fine specimen of caveman vocabulary
>>33686455OwO?Ning?D:
>>33686463Transmen are FTMfemale to MALE
>>33686428Don’t ask, just do
>>33686462some primates and bats do that too
>>33686464T_T:(
>>33686462other mammals menstruate. namely primates, bats, and a few random other species.
>>33686464>OwO notices bulge
where are the cowsisters tonight
>>33686471>>33686469So you could be walking around at night, and suddenly has batpussy blood on your head?
>>33686428Sure
>>33686422Not sure if that is a good idea. What if his insecurity is the only thing making HIM stay
>>33686464You just don't get the BROMANCE
>>33686473No titcows allowed ITT right now. It's flattie hour.
>>33686464That's rich coming from you since female creatures only became literate in the 19th century, but I agree that the word "bro" has become incredibly cringy. Even indians have picked up on it and have made it a lot worse with their accent.>bro is really him>bro is dabbing and swagging erryday broo brooo Disgusting.
>>33686473They're having sex with Chad.
>>33686474theoretically, yes? i will be honest with you. i do not know the finer points of bat menstruation.
>>33686466Yep, I know what transmen are
>>33686473i'm actually here talking about menstruating bats
>>33686478oh. ok>leaves as a single tear drops from my face to my massive 28E titties
>>33686476Then I guess it is fine, as long as he isn't too annoying with it
>>33686484I hope they slap you in the face when you run down the stairs as you're leaving, you tittymonster.
>>33686478hehe yeah sorry~
>>33686479I forgot thesaurus spammers, those bros are also very cringe
isn't it weird how human females are the only species that can develop large breasts
>>33686487you flat?
>>33686482I said female in my original post. You countered that transmen are females that menstruate, I point out that transmen are actually male, you claim to have known this all along.
>>33686493>transmen are actually maleReddit is down the hall and to the left
>>33686489I know, I love it!
life is so easy when there are just two genders
>>33686457Periods are awesome shit cleans itself out what would you rather have us do lay eggs? What cuz you wanna eat them? Freak
>>33686493are transmen not female men? serious, not trolling question. is it not a medically important distinction and the thing that mates them transgender? being female, but identifying as a man. ?
>>33686487Prepare for inspection
>>33686497life is even easier when you know there's 2 sexes but you stop caring about what people say their gender is and just let them call themselves whatever bc why fight about it
did you guys know that taylor swift is getting married?
>>33686491Yes!
>>33686502He's still just a beard
>>33686493They identify as male, but that doesn’t stop menstruation. They are men that have periods
>>33686505still holding out for kaylor?
>>33686497Gender identity is just a matter of accepting that people feel different ways about themselves. All you have to personally worry about is trying to be as respectful as possible and reasonable. You can personally just think about whether or not they have a usable cock, that's the easiest way to consider the general minutia of interacting with them.
>>33686500Inspecting what, nothing there haha
>>33686499Yes. No one in the medical field is confused by this. Neither are transpeople. That’s why they are trans, they don’t identify with their biological sex
im cursed to be single forever because I dont do oral
>>33686509>be as respectful as possible and reasonableNta but yeah fuck that. The slippery slope is real.
>>33686512ok i just wanted to make sure
>>33686513F or m
>>33686513nah i refuse to do blowjobs and i keep having a relationship so far. just find someone who doesn't really like it
>>33686514You don't have to suck their cocks, anon. Literally just swap to the pronouns they like while you're in a professional, public environment. It's not a commitment.
>>33686503that's cool
>>33686514>i like causing problems for attention
>>33686516m
>>33686518I'm a commited terf, I don't compromise with freaks.
Mixing bananas with almond milk is great.Don't even need any added sugar or anything.
>>33686522I still don't know what that means. Do whatever you want. I think just not interacting with those sorts of people would be the best case scenario for you and them.
>>33686509i just said one single thing, also>accepting that people feel different ways about themselvesaren't they the first ones that don't accept what they are and make gender a heavier topic than what it is? I didn't even say that i don't accept them, i just really believe things are simpler when you categorize things normally
>>33686520They started it as far as I'm concerned
>>33686519Okay thanks~
>>33686522i'm a terf too. the retardedness of other terfs is why i left the scene. how did you all throw the baby out with the bathwater? why the fuck are you even calling yourself a terf and not a radfem? stop centering your entire politics around a small percentage of people. a lot of trans people just have debilitating body dysmorphia and no way to deal with it, and this is what the doctors are telling them to do. is it fucked up? yes. should it stop? they need better options first. how do you propose better options? compassionately, idiot.
>>33686527what do you think of the chinese ?
>>33686518>while you're in a professional, public environment.That never happens to that femanon.
>>33686529Most Japanese just know they are rude, but don't care generally.
>>33686528You are not being compassionate idiot, you're being complacent
>>33686525I think categorizing things biologically also makes things easiest, especially since that's how I think of people by default. I'm just willing to put in a tiny bit of effort to make people who don't also think like me as comfortable as I reasonably can. I admit I'm slow when it comes to understanding what I should and shouldn't say to someone, so better safe than sorry.>>33686531That makes sense. I only really talk with one trans person at work, and I just use "she" like she asks.
>>33686534you are being a useful idiot. the astroturfing of radical feminism has been so sad to watch. your politics don't come from critical thought but fear and hate.
>>33686529Hi neighbor! Want to hangout nvm we both work 16 hours a day
>>33686537Just like brazil
>>33686523>almond milk almonds do not have nipples
>>33686541It’s nice to have common ground hehe
>>33686542I don't know, I've sucked on some 'monds before...
DEADTHREADAnd who killed it again??
>>33686546Ye.. At least they get cool trains>>33686550What is your question?
>>33686535>>33686536nta, i have no care in changing peoples lives but there's no need to play kind here, medical businesses are just profitting of body dysphoria which is extremely sad and that's itsome other women in particular are very against letting things go that smoothly because their already fragile safety keeps being shaken by males who try to invade it as wellthat's also how you end up with statistics about crimes committed by women but then you look deeper and find out they mixed mtf people in it, last reply from me
>>33686555your ESL is showing
>>33686556i'm clearly not american after all
>>33686558i know
>>33686553Weee got cool trains, actually Brazil have cool trains? I don’t know anything about that place. When I think about it I see green jungle trees in my head and.. fotball
>>33686555100% there are bad actors and people who take advantage of any situation, and i fully understand the fear.but radical feminism is about getting to the root of things. what is the root of transgenderism? part of it is the medical industrial complex. part of it is body dysmorphia. part of it is the rigid gender roles in our society. sadly, radical feminism is about a lot more than transgenderism, in fact trans is just a blip in the overall grand scheme, but it's been hijacked and co-opted methodically by online trolls who are being PAID to astroturf the movement. the have radfems so afraid of bathroom transgenders and high school sports that they vote against abortion rights. insanity.
>>33684559Is this me and Emo Anthony?
>>33686243mommy
>>33686560No cool trains. Not a lof of trains at all :/
>>33686562i just wish i could be paid to be Chad's cow
>>33686562>sadly, radical feminism is about a lot more than transgenderism, in fact trans is just a blip in the overall grand scheme, but it's been hijacked and co-opted methodically by online trolls who are being PAID to astroturf the movement. the have radfems so afraid of bathroom transgenders and high school sports that they vote against abortion rights. insanity.NTAI think this where a lot of online TERFs come from.They see stupid shit posted on 4chan, reddit, twitter and whatnot and think that must be absolutely the norm for trans people. Plus they might have been influenced by conservative spam or their own negative experiences with men. So singling out a few men that already get shit on by others, is a very easy way to let off your own frustration with men in general.Trans people are such a small and negligible minority, it's laughable that it gets put up on such a pedestal by both sides (most TERFs are otherwise rather left leaning from my experience).
>>33686537Chinese dream of working for an American firm because of all the paid time off Americans getIt's that bad in China
>>33686550>Ctrl+F>India30 counts>Jeet15 counts
Man oh man, can we just get the next thread going? This one is horrid.
Earth's very early atmosphere had more ammonia than any other gas, literal piss world LOL
>>33686562feminism has been an astroturfed movement since the first wave
Just randomly remembered a song I haven't heard in ages.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTwiK8z2m_Y
I cant believe it, she basically lives in 4chan.
I am shitstarter, destroyer of threads
My moid came over but he just played with my cat instead of fucking me
>>33686588does she love you
>>33686591WRONG CAT
>>33686572I’m sure. I’m happy with my job and time off, i was being general
>>33686593No
>>33686568Aw that’s too bad
genders, how often do you vacuum your spaces?
>>33686593No, she loves me.
>>33686599I vacuum the whole house over the course of two months. Every weekend, I do a different area of the house.
>>33686599FOnce a week, usually Friday
>>33686593She is a guy.
>>33686591https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x359GgVRWaE>>33686578next will be horrible too don't worry
>>33686588>she basically lives in 4chan.
>>33686599MTwo years I think?I don't have a normal vacuum, I have a cheap bot vac though. The reason I don't use it is I'm storing a lot of stuff on the floor right now and don't want to move it.
>>33686606Pretty much. I wonder whats her issue.
>>33686502Yeah. I hope it works out for her.
>>33686608If you are talking about a 4chan egirl, then it's too many to count.
>>33686607lmao just say you are lazy and live in a self-made dumpster.
I just wish anon could had accepted I was right about some of the stuff I figured out and didn't just called me schizo.
>>33686397Slugcat plz. That seems so interesting.
>>33686612who would even wear anklets with socks?
>>33686588You better not be talking about me, fucker.
>>33686612You can't do an "exposed" gotcha for any sort of impact or "real talk" if I answered the question directly and without deception to begin with, you addle-pated zoomoid
>>33686611Why do you call her egirl?
>>33686606Imagine having a femcel gf
Speaking of which, I find it funny how some women on 4chan fetishize themselves and their own shortcomings. It's like they're proud to be fucked up bedrotting NEETs.
>>33686616No, JH?
>>33686620she wouldnt be a femcel anymore as soon as you are her bf.>>33686618okay lazy fuck.
>>33686624take it up with the gooner girl thread posters in /d/
>>33686624It's weird to me someone can simultaneously realize this without realizing it is exactly what every NEET is already doing
>>33685896>Poor widdle baby can’t handle somebody choosing to ignore him. :,(>>33685917>Ignoring a narcissist denies them what they desire most.Well, I'm not a narcissist but I am an attentionwhore faggot so I don't like being ignored.That post wasn't about that though. I'm mocking the idea of filtering people on 4chan. It seems weak, pathetic, and childish to me that anons can't handle seeing posts they don't like...and then go on 4chan. Fucking hilarious.I appreciate the effort of the AI pic to mock me though. That's a step above.
Why are there so many pedophiles in Australia ?
>>33686625Ok, good.
>>33686611I was talking about the evil girl which is nice now for some reason.
>>33685894>Like you did when your ex-gf got a new bf with a bigger dick...fuck.Okay, see folks? That one was good. Cemented in actual facts and things I really posted. Solid job of turning my words against me.No notes. Well done. Fair cop.Gottem.
>>33686626Do you think I would have posted my original reply if I were the sort of person who would be hurt or insulted by being called lazy, or if I considered domestic industry a terribly important virtue?I know I'm looking for theory of mind from /atoga/ but really, nothing at all?
>>33686629It's always flattering when angry shitposters ITT make OC of us.
>>33686632I don't know who that is, I just got here.
>>33686637If you say so.
>>33686632that's all of us
>>33686635dont care about your bitter yapping.>>33686632the terf ?
>>33686631Why is it good? I also know you are here way too much.
>>33686628>it is exactly what every NEET is already doingYep.
>>33686640But you're being bitter, and aggressive, and insecure, and condemnatory, over literal dust, and I was just answering a question. Why would you react this way? Haven't you any manners or human decency, since you are so morally concerned with sloth and neglect?
>>33686639>Youre kind of right maybe thats why I think some of you are the same person.>>33686640>the terf ?I don't get it.
>>33686644bruh.
i wish that male anon would bend over already
>>33686643Even MKG is here? Hey anon whats your problem?
>>33686645>>Youre kind of right maybe thats why I think some of you are the same person.
>>33686648What happens if he does.
>>33686636>It's always flattering when angry shitposters ITT make OC of us.Yes. That one seemed more committed to the joke than just stupidly angry. I can respect that more.
>>33686644vacuum anon here, just wanted to say thank you for your contribution
>>33686626She'd always be a femcel to me
>>33686649>Even MKG is here? Hey anon whats your problem?At moment, my problem is that I'm awake.Was there something more specific you were asking?
>>33686619It's hot.I like to imagine all femanons here as hot.>>33686624It's hot, ok?
what does MKG stand for
>>33686656No, just that.
>>33686659Cool. Party on.
>>33686640>literal trannies in /atoga/>>>/lgbt/
>>33686641But I'm here multitasking. I have a job and a relationship and a social life and shit like that.
>>33686658Mortal Kombat Guy ;)
>>33686646Not an argument, bruh.>>33686653You're welcome, I hope to be included in your book about vacuuming habits of anonymice
>>33686658something about cheating on your wife.
>>33686645we're all just a part of your schizophrenic hallucination, anon, wake up
>>33686658mega kuck guy
>>33686666I need to sleep. Don't forget what I told you okay.
>>33686669Why haven't you slept at night?
>>33686662Remember when I asked your name and you were going to say it but then you didn't because I thought you weren't because I thought you were going to be untruthful. Were you actually going to?
>>33686669i already forgot
>>33686671Something bad happen to my things.
>>33686658>what does MKG stand forI just did a quick check of the archives and I *think* you're the first person to actually ask.I've kind of built it up in my head as a stupid little game to see if anyone would guess it. So I'm reluctant to just say it.But I came up with it after my initial post reaching out to CB in GIOYC forever ago.>>33686663>Mortal Kombat Guy ;)Surprisingly, this has been the closest anyone has ever gotten.
Sometimes you just gotta lock the fuck in.
anons, how is an engaged woman who's going to get married called?
>>33686588Just wait until she starts crying about not having a bf again.
>>33686682fiancee
>>33686683oh so not me phew. im safe
Does anyone know if you can actually live on Mt. Athos? Like, can you buy property there as a single man or do you have to become a monk?
>>33686683JH?
>>33686674My name is Courtney, but I don't go by that name in daily life. That's common knowledge ITT for anybody who cares to dredge it up.
>>33686690>CourtneyCOURTNEY COCKS????
How upset would you be if you knew your fiance was lustfully looking at the college aged girls he sees on the way home? I mean, I really can't help it.
>>33686689No, you fucking retard.Not everything is about JH.
>>33686688you've got to be a monk, but if you want to avoid women you can also try arctic areas or swamps, they tend to avoid those.
>>33686692Okay, now I want to see "Courtney's Cocks" engraved on a massive ornate trunk case full of properly displayed dildos.
>>33686682fiancée
>>33686687I don't know, do you go on and on about how 4chan is the only place where you are understood, but at the same time don't enjoy being here?
>>33686703no i usually just lust after chadlet
Girls, I'm a man and wearing make-up right now :)
>>33686707good for you
>>33686696I want to live somewhere there's never been an abortion, but it's very hard to live for more than a few years in the ocean or arctic, so I'm considering my options. I don't think I can lie well enough to pretend to be a zealous convert to Orthodoxy when I don't believe in God to begin with. but I probably won't ever be rich enough to actually live indefinitely in the arctic, even just the upper iced islands of Canada are probably beyond my reach for permanent habitation.
>>33686700this is the reply i was looking fornow tell me how you've used "é"
>>33686270I hope you never turn 30.
>>33686692>>33686697My two bins of toys already have labeling, and it's not that.
>>33686707*femboy
>>33686706Not sure why you think you're worth pointing out.
>>33686711>never been an abortionHow far do you want to be from that and are you okay with land the local Indian tribe said was cursed and upon which a settler murdered his family in a bout of prairie madness? Also are you prone to prairie madness?
>>33686695Then who.
I hate women so much.
>>33686718hi, i was having a normal human conversation. here, i can break it down for youhe said>do you (something that i don't do)?i responded,>no, i (something that i do).this is a typical and normal human conversation you might encounter in your daily life. good luck out there!
I miss her so bad I wanna cry
>>33686690You like it ?
>>33686723idgaf
>tfw you brew a cup of coffee before workYup
>>33686729No, I hate my name.
>>33686725You need to reread what has been said.
>>33686732ha ha this is so me
>>33686717All actors and professional athletes wear make-up.
>>33686734ok good night! feel free to never speak to me again weirdo
I was right about everything. I knew it.
>>33686720I'd ideally like to be in another universe from it or gain the power to rewrite it out of existence, but really, just as far as I practically can.I'm not superstitious.It's not ideal but I think other forms of familicide are mildly, technically less evil provided the children are all at least old enough to try to run and can be said to have at least gotten to experience some small portion of life.I seem to be resistant to all forms of madness related to isolation, poverty, inconvenience, want, danger, and grief, and when I moved to the midwest from a more wooded and hilly region I found the change relaxing more than anything, and I have generally high executive function so I don't think I am a candidate for prairie madness.
>>33686729She thinks it's trashy so she goes by CJ instead.
>>33686712>now tell me how you've used "é"Not sure how you mean."Fee-aan-say"
>>33686740lol
genders, pick one
>>33686733Anons too.
>>33686744It's not just because it's trashy, but yeh.
>>33686743i'm pregnant but after reading this post i think ill abort it instead
>>33686732I want that. Gotta try to get more sleep.Brb sleeping.
>>33686744Thats gay too.
>>33686745oh okay, so everytime i see that i have to assume it's someone on phone
>>33686716>My two bins of toys already have labeling, and it's not that.I hope it's equally as clever.
>>33686751>But what if I threaten to make YOU responsible for ending the human life I emphatically don't value because muh murder rights, unless you say thing I tell you to, so there!Wow. So original and I am certain there are many attractive men waiting to impregnate you as soon as the gene therapy to make you a woman becomes real.This is also the first time I've heard this one!
>>33686756you can do it on a euro kb too. like one from a language where it's common. don't ask me how i was cursed to be american
>>33686751Just ignore the brainwashed schizo, coming in here with something like that
>>33686757I named the bins during my days of intense infatuation with Harry Potter. That should make it obvious that it's cringe as fuck.
>>33686761>But what if I reply to myself to assert how consensus based my emotions are, since my predictable snark did not produce the desired results?
>>33686758i'm swallowing the abortion pill as i type this. do you think i should chase it with bacardi or chad's cum?
>>33686763Absolute schizo display, hurry up and find some mountain to settle in please
>>33686764HOT
>>336867474 and 6Go Canes
>>33686764I think you should accept you will never, ever be a woman.>>33686761Who brainwashed me?Not the church, modern religion is all for abortion and I've already mentioned I don't believe in any God.Not the state, they will curtail any other right or expense to make sure women are killing their own children.Not the medical establishment, they will tell any outrageous lie counter to basic biology to pretend human embryos aren't human or aren't alive.Not the "alt right" "counterculture", they are more obsessed with abortion for eugenics than you could ever be.So how was I brainwashed against all existing irrational consensus, and by whom?
>>33686765If that were what you wanted you wouldn't have tried to "act out" about it, you're just being a huge fag because anyone not pretending to be the same tier of dumb psychopath animal as you gives you existential insecurity (as it should)
just ignore the schizo attention mpreg whore
>>33686769the blood of this infant is on your hands. god told me personally
Me on the left, femanon in the middle, (You) on the right.
>>33686772The God I don't believe in. You are having a full tantrum cognitive dissonance breakdown because you've used this "the crazy Christians are the only ones who would EVER object to this form of murder" thought-terminating cliche your entire life since you first heard to justify you being an evil piece of shit to fit in with the collective.
>>33686773this is the most tumblr image ive seen in decades
>>33686756You can do it on keyboard too. I think by holding the alt key to the right of the space bar and typing "E"
>>33686777Since 1972, to be exact.
>>33686776if god is made up then evil is also made up. check made atheist
>>33686762Heh"Golden Snatch"Potterverse erotic fanfic basically writes itself.
>>33686771the terf ?
I won't forgive anon ever if they continue their charade after given the chance to confess and failing to admit the truth again.
>>33686782Okay gn
>>33686783that's you
>>33686782It really does. Infinite fanfics to schlick to with every pairing imaginable. Also fantasy creatures.
>>33686786found the terf.
This is what I imagine the average /atoga/n femanon to look like
>>33686784shut up julian
>>33686788everyone who types in all lowercase is the same person
>>33686789wrong
men have gone fucking crazy
>>33686783>>33686786you're both mpreg faggots with a hobby for abortion
>>33686795How so
>>33686796damn, you caught me. you're right. i'm a male who keeps getting knocked up and it's really embarrassing so i get it aborted. i just thought this wouldn't be a problem, being gay and all, but here i am pregnant with my 6th butt baby this year! i need to stop. what should i do
>>33686789wrong 2
>>33686796you are obsessed.
>>33686801what did i even do now
>>33686792ye, its men impersonating women.
Anons did you know this week was sexual health week? I found out Wednesday
>>33686803so true bestie i love my penisfemanons if you had a cock what would you do with it? i would slap this moid across the face with mine. half hard ofc.
>>33686806really? did you hear it from Chadalso maybe this is why everyones discussing mpreg
>>33686806And this is during the week where I am not allowed to jerk off for a few days...
>>33684559>ask girl out >she says yes>still have that little dumb feeling that she only said yes to be nice >she suggests we take a walk around town and then go to a small café Am I overthinking it, am I fine?
>>33686790Thank you so much. Finally, I am glad. (This will make it so much easier to forget about you once it for all).
>>33686797apparently women thought men would somehow continue to spend money and give them attention despite being banned from white collar work and criminalized for approaching them in public, reminds me of a neighbor I had who bulldozed a milkweed patch and then whined that greenhouse gases were why she didn't have monarch butterflies anymore.
>>33686807fuck you faggot, all femanons would ignore you because they're having a competition on who can be the best onahole for me
>>33686806Now I have an excuse to dp myself with dildos tonight, for solidarity.
>>33686814>onaholeThat is the cheap temu knockoff version of a fleshlight.
>>33686810i think everything is ok
>>33686806Did you know that you lost in November and February? Fucking loser.
>>33686810Only if she shows up.
>>33686818are you the fleshlight inspector?
>>33686810she hates you + ur fat
>>33686806Who cares? Not me.
>>33686806i didn't get sex and i only got sick
>>33686795No, that's women.
Women used to be good at cooking.
>>33686806Huh. Well I haven't had sex this week, although my friend seems to have high expectations of me.
>>33686806Doing anything special for it?
>>33686833I'll have you know I'm quite good at cooking. I handle every family event
Give me back my virginity you fucking asshole
>>33686807>femanons if you had a cock what would you do with it?Pee standing?I dunno. What does pussy feel like from a male perspective
>>33686825More like connaisseur.
a cow has been slaughtered
State gender.Why have you not yet reported to the Rape Zone to be sexually violated as part of the Ritual? The clock is ticking.
>>33686846fbecause tentacle beasts aren't real, sadly
>>33686846genderwhat ritual
Quite a lot of deleted posts ITT today.https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/search/tnum/33684559/deleted/deleted/
>>33686852>Mostly the usual suspect/s Why am I not surprised
>>33686852i don't know who posted the cow pic but she did not deserve it
>>33686856I wonder if it was a board-wide ban for that IP.
>>33686852Winning
>>33686857sad if true, can't imagine that cow supporters would be like that
>>33686850You must bend over and allow a series of men, waiting in line behind you with their trousers down, to take turns penetrating you up the ass or pussy (if you have one) with their cocks. You must allow them to use you for erotic pleasure.
>>33686862pass
>>33686842warm and tight, it's especially nice when it gives that sensation like its vacuuming your dick
this >>33686870 was meant for >>33686843
>>33686842No refunds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3x4Ymw9qMk
>>33686842I took your e-virginity while e-fucking you and you e-liked it very e-much.
>>33686870serious question and nta but how can that feel nicedoesn't it feel like it's strangling you? how can you move or feel comfortable
>>33686879It is not like its going to chop your dick off
Girls only want one thing and its to be photographed candidly on 35mm film
>>33686879because its just 3 layers of skin being pumped with blood, unless she has vagina dentanta its not going be thorn apart, and in the end you feel lighter from your head down to your entire body
I don't care how good you are at something, give me three months and a shit ton of adderall and monster energy drinks and I WILL be BETTER than you at it. Isn't that scary, /atoga/? That ruthlessly efficient high IQ lions with monster work ethics like me exist and you have to compete with us.
>>33686790I don't even come to this general ever, good to know some retarded faggot larps as me in this place. Thank you for letting me know.
so my gf was on top, kept going and even increased tempo when i said i was going to coom. had her legs positioned so i couldn’t get out and well the rest is history.i got very pissed off to the point of wanting to break up on the spot. she said she was too horny. she has never done this in 6 months time and refuses to take plan b. can i let this slide? and yes im using condoms from now on
>>33686889>vagina dentantaWhy did you make me google this...>>33686879How couldn't it feel nice...?
>>33686890fake + gay
>>33686892just feed her an after morning pill while she's asleep
Femoids can be so niceshame they arent blonde
>>33686890This is just physically impossible for you in my caseBut go on mr dunning-kruger
>>33686890Ok.Try to be better at socializing.>>33686892>refuses to take plan b. can i let this slide?No.But also, you two are retarded for not using any BC if you don't want her to get pregnant.
>>33686892>Having sex when you don't want kidsHaha goofy nigger
>>33686898>This is just physically impossible for you in my caseName it
>>33686890I challenge you to a cock sucking contest.
Time to bath for the next 2, 3 hours. hehe
>>33686902You will not bench press 4 plates in 3 months, its just not possible.Maybe if you had freak genetics and tons of gear.But judging from your posts you are a pencil neck retard so, yeah I'm pretty confident you cant do that.Especially considering i dont use steroids.
>>33686903Silly you, that mananon has you beat day one.
>>33686906Super wrinkled soaked toes!
>>33686890Trying your best at being a woman.
>>33686908l am not worried about putting my skills to the test.
>>33686890People overestimate the effect of adderall
>>33686890That's not very impressive when I'm good at nothing
Sex with average women.
>>33686909Dang rite, you betcha!I can't let my feet being in the tub all the time though, I usually have to alternate bc of length issues, so they stay relatively normal...
I just learned that my thinkpad has 2 usb-c ports wtf thats crazy I was using the wrong one to charge it
>>33686907I already workout anyways but I prefer being lean. If I wanted to though I can get trenbolone to my house in like a week via a tor to door market and take ice baths for additional muscle recovery.
need some dick and soon
>>33686923Get in line.
>>33686917The deceptive part of this meme is that 3 of 4 women are attractive
>>33686924jokes on you, I'll get some in about an hour or two
>>33686923Do women genuinely like to suck Dick? Or when they say that they crave dick, they just mean sex?
>>33686922>Icebaths for recoveryYeah, you workout but didnt even do research for it yourself, and talking about being better than others in their own disciplinesGrow up retard
>>33686928I do, so there must be others that do
>>33686928Good girls do.
>>33686917>No men got offended
>>33686927Leave this place, profane scum.
Discharging my balls in femanons USB-C slot!
>>33686934never
>>33686929Pro athletes and pro trainers use ice baths. I'm sure you know more than them though.
>>33686930>>33686931Why? Yep you like the lasts of it, how big it can feel in your mouth? Like I genuinely cant imagine what’s appealing about it, penetration í get though
>>33686919Tall femanon?Can i join you in bath or is there not enough space in tub
>>33686935does C stand for cunt? >>33686940I like the physical sensation of sucking on dick and licking it but what turns me ok is to see how me doing that affects said dick by feeling how hard it is, how it twitches, how it makes him make noises and ultimately cum
>>33686940brain penetration
anons, is it okay to feel embarassed for moaning when someone is kissing you or is it normal
>>33686938Proven in studies already it doesnt do fuck shit for recovery, at best cold reduces pain acutelyHeat is required for recovery and thats what local inflammation does. Reducing it slows down recovery.>Muh pro athletes They do a lot of things, of which many dont do anything.Once again, you are just arrogant and delusional, therefore i question your claim that you would be good at *anything* in 3 months, much less better than others
>>33686942Unless you have other c-slots yeah, it means cunt.Is that one not available?
>>33686940>íSpanish?They love serving their partner, making him feel good or just enjoy playing with it like a lolipop.
My neck is so stiff. Tfw no gf to massage me and suck my dick
>>33686947it is, I just wanted to say cunt
>>33686950This is a safe space. You can say cunt and cock as much as you like.
>>33686944I'll let you know if I ever get around to getting kissed
>>33686941>Tall femanonlolI'm a tall man.Unfortunately there is not enough place here in the tub.But you can use the shower.
Impregnating a tall femanon.
>>33686947So is USB-A for...
I am a breeding bull.I am virile.I will plap fems.
>>33686951cunt cock cunt cock cunt cock cunt cock cunt cock cunt cock cunt cock cunt cock cunt cock cunt cock cunt cock cunt cock cunt cock cunt cock cunt cock cunt cock cunt cock cunt cock cunt cock cunt cock cunt cock cunt cock cunt cock cunt cock cunt cock cunt cock cunt cock cunt cock cunt cock cunt cock cunt cock cunt cock cunt cock cunt cock cunt cock cunt cock cunt cock cunt cock cunt cock cunt cock cunt cock cunt cock cunt cock cunt cock cunt cock cunt cock cunt cock cunt cock cunt cock cunt cock cunt cock cunt cock cunt cock cunt cock cunt cock cunt cock cunt cock cunt cock cunt cock cunt cock cunt cock cunt cock cunt cock cunt cock cunt cock cunt cock cunt cock cunt cock cunt cock cunt cock cunt cock cunt cock cunt cock cunt cock cunt cock cunt cock cunt cock cunt cock cunt cockwhy do the fun lewd words start with c?
no one else has experience with kissing here..?
>>33686958no, sorry. But I would probably moan too
>>33686958I'd be happy if kissing makes him moan
I had birthday sex. How is everyone else doing this morning?>>33686807>femanons if you had a cock what would you do with it?I would be a menace. Everyone is getting bred.>>33686806>Anons did you know this week was sexual health week?Fitting>>33686935Cleaning anon's cum out of my charging port
>>33686958Yes I do. I’ve kissed more women than i’ve had sex or relationship with
>>33686955Thats exactly right>>33686957As a cock haver im a cunt lover
>>33686963do they ever moan when you kiss them only
Need Weezer femanon to get me into their discography.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=erG5rgNYSdk
>>33686962Woke up with a half chub and not sure what to do with itGratz on bday sex
>>33686967Yes, because I know the little touchy tricks that activate soft reset mode
last time I had sex I tried to not make a sound but it didn't work
>>33686972>I tried to not make a soundWell ain't you a little retard.
>>33686970could you explain them or is it too abstract
>>33686976we weren't home alone
>>33686979Assert your fucking dominance and shout out to the world.
Men I'm curious why would you avoid dating or marrying artist women?Some things my friends said:Financial instabilityToo high maintenance, don't want a trophy wife Emotional immaturity, crazy BPD
>>33686978NTAA hand between the thighs, gently playing with their ears inbetween kisses, have one hand on their neck going up and down.That's what I found out worked.
>>33686980hmm
>>33686981Every artist I've ever met has had something wrong with them
>>33686981I don't know, I kinda seem to attract them.The me tal issues part seems somewhat true though.
>>33686987>me talmental
>>33686958Once
>>33686981Artsy people can be insufferable
>saw a +6' girl with boots Why are tall girls so sexy, imagine how easy their lives must be
anons why don't you just get some weapons and a balaclava?
>>33686972>tell myself I'll just hold my breath the whole time I'm getting fucked so that I won't say anything cringe or make dumb sounds>get told afterwards that I sounded like a an animal being tortured with its mouth taped shut the whole time
I want a boyfriend day 2343242342323
>>33687001you and your gf should teach your bf a lesson about sounding like a tortured animal with it's mouth taped shut
>>33687000For what?The girl is supposed to wear the masks in my roleplays.
>>33686983thanks for explaining that, i'm guessing that it doesn't happen by simply kissing only that often
>>33687003Sexually assault your male friends
>some girl in class has a bag saying "stfu fascist">blurt out loud "better shut the fuck up because im somewhat a fascist">goes crying in the female's bathroomwhat the fuck was her problem?
>>33687005why not both?
>>336870036.5 billion years old and still can't get a bf
>>33687009have sex together
>>33687004He always defaults to laughing during sex when he's overstimulated, I've noticed. It's too hard to get him to break into moans.
>>33687009how do you know what she did in there creep?
>>33687001gf trying to act not retarded during sex and in failing, be especially retarded, is a top 10 female archetype
>>33687003>2343242342323Did you do that on purpose?The checksum of what you just typed out is my age.>>33687010I can see it being uncomfortable after some time, but if the roleplay idea fits, I'd buy us masks.Anything for the roleplay!
Men and womenI’ve apologized at my new job a lot in the past two days I’ve worked there. I haven’t really done anything wrong I just want my bosses not to be mad at me.I looked up why I apologize a lot, and many are saying that abused people apologize a lot. My parents aren’t the nicest people and as of rn there are a lot of issues at my house. How cooked am I if they realize I’m neglected?
>>33687016You're just trying to make me feel better.
>>33687014guess you have to gag him, tie him up and use an electro shocker on his balls
>>33687003the best way to find one is to stop looking, thats how i got mine
>>33687013Im trying to not have any sex until i become rich>>33687015I saw her sobbing before she went inside
>>33687020i assure you, if i saw it as a realistically actionable goal i would expend considerable effort in achieving the exact opposite outcome.
>>33687019you should apologize to your boss for apologizing so much
>>33687019no, that's good, men love vulnerable women. you can use that to keep them invested and leverage their attention to advance your career.
>>33687018>Did you do that on purpose?Yes I miss you
Femanons would you date a musician?
>>33687022No offense but leave me alone. I don't want to hear that
>>33687030sure, unless he makes insufferable music or is insufferable about it
>>33687025I did and she seemed fine with it but idk >>33687026Idk about that
>>33687021I can't afford to even possibly harm his balls. They have a big job ahead of them.>>33687024So you want to make me feel more embarrassed?
>>33687003Why don't you just get one?
>>33687027Ok, I am not sure if you are serious or just joking around.
>>33687038right, forgot about that parthurt his nipples then
>>33687038I cannot possibly describe how much I fucking hate women. Every time I think I can't possibly hate them anymore, something else comes along to amp it up further. I don't even want to hate them, I definitely don't enjoy it, but they really don't give me a choice.
>>33687003Have you tried being breedable and submissive?
I might burst
>>33687044Give me ideas on how to torture his nips. I'll do it and report back how funny it was.>>33687045Clearly someone has already hurt YOUR nipples.
>>33687047nta but i hate whoever came up with that phrase
>>33687051Us white people say “finna buss” now
>>33687042I'm serious
>>33687053you can just pinch them, twist them, pull them, flick them, bite them, put clothes pins on them, poke them with something pointy
>>33687056Why?
>>33687058Then please tell me how I should identify you.
>>33687057I highly doubt that
>>33687060everytime i see that it makes me too horny and i feel like a retard
>>33687061I can't
>>33687059And most guys will find the idea hot?
>>33687014That's adorable>>33687019I had the same issue. Try to thank them instead of apologizing. "Sorry for bothering you" -> "Thanks for bearing with me" or "That's really helpful, thank you." It'll take a long time to change your habits, but it's worth it.
>>33687069this is about making him make sounds like a tortured animal, it's for your own entertainment first, not his
>>33687069NTA but certainly not most guys. I would cease the sex immediately!
>>33687065So you don't know me and I don't know you.
>>33687063That is an extremely breedable and submissive thing to say
>>33687074Probably
Female femanonsDo you get creeped out by guys here keeping tabs on you and pointing you out
>>33686940Fuck, I meant >yeah the taste of it Don’t know why the I turned to Í
Is it evil to be want to make girls vomit by gagging them with your cock?
>>33687078It makes me feel like an amateur
>>33687078kinda
>>33687063Are you not bgetting properly bred and fed?
WomenHow can I be less oblivious? I never catch the hint that one of you likes me until it's too late. I just got asked out and thought she was just being friendly, then I was confused for a week as to why she was upset with me.
>>33687078>Do you get creeped out by guys here keeping tabs on you and pointing you outNo, I actively have to make my posts identifiable so people will stop responding "JH?">>33687081>Is it evil to be want to make girls vomit by gagging them with your cock?Least evil moid
>>33687076i just feel like if the right person said that to me irl i'd become a sex offender and i'm scared of it
>>33687081explain the appeal
>>33687095Don't you get creeped out when people remember things you said or conversations you've had that you've forgotten
>>33687100Domination and humiliation
how was the sunrise, anons?
>>33687093no, i'm confined in a no-sex department and i go insane when i hear that like it's a trigger word for a sleeper agent
>>33687104Idk, I only saw it for a moment before closing my blinds with a hiss
>>33687078>Female femanons>Do you get creeped out by guys here keeping tabs on you and pointing you outSure, why keep tabs on us femanons, isnt that kind of boring?
>>33687102but she's vomiting on your dick, doesn't that feel humiliating for you?
>>33687100hawt
>>33687108It's fun to imagine me learning about you and being able to pick you out at a glance and that impressing you so much that you fall for me
>>33687078yeah.
>>33687108nta, and I dont keep pics. but the femanons here are actually kind of hot
>>33687070Very adorable, but also frustrating when it feels like I'm the one being laughed at.>>33687072Oh. I want to kill two birds with one stone.>>33687073I'll of course ask first, just in case.
>>33687106>'m confined in a no-sex departmentSounds miserable, want me to break you out?
>>33687030Yeah but of the two professional musicians I know one is married and the other has a rather explosive temper. Both are insufferable.
>>33687114ntanta and i never post pics but thanks for not keeping stuff like that
>>33687116>I'll of course ask first, just in case.Usually for the best yeah. I don't think it would kill the mood all that much.
>>33687101Not really, because I do that all the time. Like people will forget telling me their birthday and then look at me like I have a dick growing out of my forehead because I knew their birthday.
What series of humiliation/degradation porn was this from? Need sauce.
>>33687109No because my cock is fucking overwhelming her
>>33687117i can't, it's for the safety of mankind
>>33687123just feels icky to have gross stuff on your dick
>>33686981>>Men I'm curious why would you avoid dating or marrying artist women?ok, imagine being a guy for a second>wake up early from a nightmare about an old job>get artist sister's abandoned dogs out of their kennels so they can run, eat, and potty>try to use a spreadsheet for budgeting on your expensive AF phone, can't, get bombarded with ads>my chinese importium shitbox of a car makes suicide-inducing expensive noises on the way to the store>cussing myself out thinking about all the plastic tabs I'm going to have to break and replace to fix it this time>buy eggs, coffee grounds, white vinegar, tang, corn syrup solids and hydrogenated oil "coffee creamer">total: $65 fucking dollars>boomer mother calls me on the way home>she wants to know when I'm getting a house, a gf, when I can send her more money to pay her back for raising me, and what a furry is (as if her 5 times divorced swinger self is clueless about freaks with fetishes)>joke and confuse her by saying it's how modern artists stay funded>unemployed 6th husband shouting something about boots in the backgroundit was over before it even begun
>>33687127Then she can lick it up
>>33687122Isn't that Mayli
>>33687124Fuck mankind and fuck me.
>>33687078One would have to be insane to be able to keep tabs on me
*grabs the dick aggressively*
>>33687122Don't tell him
>>33687136does this actually work
>>33687112you probably live far away>>33687114Rent free, what if your future gf found out.
>>33687139>>33687122How do single women ITT feel about Mayli getting married?
>>33686981those, but also for the same reason you wouldnt want to date a guy that tries to explain you everything going on everytime
>>33687145i already knew men were like this
>>33687142I'd go any distance for a femanon whose heart I've touched
>>33687139ok I won't>>33687130For me it's the way you can tell she loved what she was doing
https://youtu.be/-iXS9G7SNXEWell, shit like that is why I never completely separate the artist from the art. Do you?
>>33687132i've really never thought about it that wayhowever my programmers are detecting weaknesses in my system and are trying to enforce stricter security, thank you for brute forcing test
>>33687145Not surprised at all, moids love dumb bimbos
State genderWho won last night, BlueValk or ENTJeet? And how can we make America Hours better? I literally want to leave the thread every time they both start shitflinging. Having half the posts filtered just isn't worth it.
>>33687150>For me it's the way you can tell she loved what she was doingthat's all we want, a girl who enjoys spending time with me. is that so much to ask. is it so degrading that you refuse to do it without getting paid.
>>33687145what about it, i have no clue about anything
>>33687151Art doesn't exist in a vacuum
>>33687151It’s ok to like art and fully acknowledge that the artist is a piece of shitt. based and mozz-pilled
>>33687155it is pretty funny watching thread activity visibly slow to a crawl each time the mbtindian makes his appearance
what is Mayli and what did she do?
Men,How would you feel if a girl you are on a date with offers a picnic date and makes you PB&J sandwiches?
>>33687165That would be awesome.
>>33687094How did she phrase the request? Did you turn her down and that's why she's mad at you?
>>33687164She’s something like the patron saint of modern e-whores. A trendsetter, a legend.
>>33687156>is it so degrading that you refuse to do it without getting paid.I think the real attention should be drawn to the fact that she was 18 and those cocks and semen were already going down her throat so easily it implies that she had already been doing it for a while...>>33687145Moid but I feel like as I've gotten older my hypothetical concerns go from "I married a pornstar, I'm cucked" to "my kids will get bullied because their mom was a pornstar." God damn I'd probably want to kill myself if some 14-year-olds were sharing my mom gleefully deepthroating a bunch of random cocks and begging for cum. Gen Beta bullying is gonna be on another fucking level once the Onlyfans dust settles. I hope she finds happiness regardless.
>>33687081>>33687123Won't it smell? This seems like the kind of thing that wouldn't be as fun off the screen.
>gotta be rich to date a broke woman >gotta be in shape to date a fat woman >gotta be handsome to date an ugly woman >gotta be tall to date a short woman Why is it like this? Is it all in my head
>>33687153Isn't she super smart and accomplished or smthShe gave mad overachiever vibes
>>33687175>Is it all in my headAlways is
>>33687175yes
>>33687161What do you mean you don't you want to see all of the women's profiles he sees on tinder?
>>33686981>Financial instabilityExtremely accurate.>Too high maintenance, don't want a trophy wifeThis is wannabe artists but yes. Captain Stottlemyer's wife from Monk popped in my head as an example.>Emotional immaturity, crazy BPDVery common. >>33686990>Artsy people can be insufferableAlso true.Essentially, pursuing art is likely to not go anywhere. Too often the individual:A. Delusionally believes their art will be successful and importantB. Has no awareness of how life finances workC. Has no awareness of their ability and can't handle critiquesD. All of the aboveIt boils down down to immaturity.They care about their art enough to expect others to suffer for it but lack responsibility.>t. artist who's been working a day job for decades instead
>>33687175You literally have to be /fit/ to date a /fit/ chick though
>>33687184>Captain Stottlemyer's wife from Monk popped in my head as an example.This demanding flotsam.
>>33687175>Gotta beYou don't gotta be shit, but being those things increases your odds substantially. And you should be rich and in shape for yourself, not for women.
>>33686981I tried dating an artsy chick and I gave up after the 4th time she got into an argument with someone for complimenting her art because she could only see the flaws
>>33687175You just have to be rich.
>>33686981I would date anyone at this point that isn't fat or ran through.Artist women seem cool if they aren't like full of tattoos and weird piercings.
>>33687175>Is it all in my headYes.I've seen all kinds of pairings.You do need a positive trait or two though.
>>33687175It's in your head.I get with a lot of women and they all want to date me, and this is mostly off the back of my personality rather than anything else.Think of yourself as a gaming PC and think of the girl you're trying to date as a new video game. You need to fulfil the minimum specs, but that's all you need to fulfil. Then you can let your raw personality do the heavy lifting.You need to not be so broke that you're begging for money or you can't do anything fun with the girl.You need your body to be healthy. Not fat, not skinnyfat. But you don't need it to be ripped or muscular.You need to be alright to look at daily. 6/10 +You need to be taller than the woman. (You can date some women who're taller than you, but not most)I have had a fling with a very rich women while a broke student, I've dated a woman who was taller than me, I've dated a gorgeous model-tier girl who I fumbled, and I've had a fling with a health-obsessed ballerina while occasionally going to the climbing gym. You just need to fulfill the minimum requirements.Note: If you're below the threshold in one area then you can still make it work if you're higher in other areas.
>>33687152You always want to play, but never truly give in.What are you afraid of?
>>33684559Men and women ITT: do you believe in AI boyfriends and girlfriends like pic rel? Have you/would you give it a try?
>>33687199You are incredibly autistic if you think people will read a wall of AIslop.
>>33684595Any form of call center job where it involves trying to sell people shit >t. Worked at one for 2 weeks. Got let go because I wasn't manipul.... I mean "didn't meet expectations"
>>33687199F interacting with any sort of AI is cringe
>>33687149damn any femanon will be blessed when you end up together
>>33687175>gotta be rich to date a broke woman>gotta be rich to date a fat woman>gotta be rich to date an ugly woman>gotta be rich to date a short womanfixed itif you're tall, handsome, and in shape you get approached for sex a lot but they won't date you, they only want fuckt. tall handsome in shape brokie
>>33687199f, it makes workable porn material but anything beyond that is trash and you genuinely have no standards if you feel emotions for it
>>33687199MNo thanks
>>33687197probably anything imaginablebut i'm starting to not work that well so it feels like it's taking a toll on me
How rich do you need to be? Is a 22 year old man screwed?
>>33687213Does anyone still expect to get rich in this economy
>>33687199no and gross picrel, nintendofan tier
How much does it cost to buy a house
>>33687206suspicious, it sounds like you just never met girls who has serious intentions
>>33687208Based and correctpilled
>>33687112<3 first sight or first site
>>33687213I think adv needs a sticky honestly
>>33687199Purely text-based dating doesn't appeal to me in the first place. I don't want a long distance internet boyfriend. I need someone to spend time with, to do activities, to hold and to hold me.
>>33687169>“Let’s go do something this weekend, just the two of us!”I said nah, I have chores I need to get done. And now she’s freezing me out completely.
>>33687155Whenever ENTJ or MKG, our resident crybaby attention whores, are around, we all lose.
>>33687211>probably anything imaginableNo that is not true, be more concrete.
>>33687229This is the ultimate truth.
>>33687216Depends wildly on where you are. Check out redfin or zillow for your area, assuming you're in the USA. Typical down payment can generally be 20%, but you should check out first-time homeowners down payment assistance programs in your area. Real estate websites will often let you estimate monthly mortgage on the listing page by putting in your projected down payment.
>>33687216In the short-term or long-term?
>>33687230MI mean it sounds like she wanted to go out but at the same time it could be that she just wanted free food and entertainment, it's hard to tell without knowing the context of your relationship so far.
>>33687238We’re coworkers and we got along really well before this.
>>33687240You should probably make up some story about how an appointment got cancelled and you're free now if she still wants to go hang out.
>>33687199MJESUS CHRIST!!AI is for entertainment or fapbait, that’s just pathetic.
>>33687241I mean, I don’t like her like that anyways. I just wish I’d been able to let her down easier.
>>33687234on a basic level just being sexual itself, exposing my vulnerabilities, my line of thought when it comes to the opposite gender™, someone falling in love with me, things like that
>>33687230Well, I'd say that to answer your original question: instead of thinking "I will only pursue a woman if I get the hint that she is interested in me" try thinking "If I see an opportunity to make a connection with a woman, platonic or otherwise, I will take that opportunity."Even if this woman wasn't interested in you romantically, she was trying to make a connection with you. She was trying to spend time with you one-on-one.>>33687244>I don’t like her like that anyways. I just wish I’d been able to let her down easier.You posted this while I was typing so I'll adjust from here. This woman was trying to elevate your current friendship. She put herself out there by asking you to spend time with her one-on-one for the first time, and you gave the impression, "I don't want to spend time with you one-on-one."Putting aside obliviousness with women, are you able to tell if a guy is trying to become friends with you? If a coworker asks you to hang out after work, do you think, "This guy wants to be friends with me instead of just coworkers"? Do you consider it significant to exchange phone numbers with a coworker as a stage up from just colleagues?
>>33687190>>33687206If I was rich it'd be a tough pill to swallow if I had to give money away for women
State genderHow much have you spent on your hobbies?
>>33687253Thousands on guns and ammo. Probably 5k
>>33687199MI love playing around with AI for different purposes, smut or just roleplaying adventures or comedic stuff, but I feel like anyone who grew up with RPGs should be able to see this for what it is, and feeling a genuine emotional attachment to it and calling it your partner is weird. I see this stuff as essentially the same as the girls who claimed to be in love with Cloud after playing final fantasy or that brony who married his twilight sparkle plush.
>>33687255Male, forgot to say
>>33687247Do you feel you are worthy of being loved and have love to give?
>>33687253MProbably thousands on wood, paints, stains, various specialty tools... That said it turns a profit these days so it's easier to justify buying a $200 tool that I'm going to use maybe twice.
>>33687258i feel like i have way too much love to give sometimes but i never want to pursue it for myself, i have trouble feeling okay with the idea of being loved but maybe i'll get around it eventually, don't worry too much about it haha
To Women:
>>33687253MI had ChatGPT take a look at my games collection, and it said it would be valued at $13,000 or so. Which might be true. I’ve spent more than that for sure, buying two consoles and games for a third this year.
>>33687252Was poor, now richyou dont even need to spend moneyeveryone treats you different. they think by being near you they will get rich. idk. its weird. women def might be gold diggers but you dont have to spend on them. they are chasing you now. not the reverse. they are hoping you choose them. you dont have to give them anything
>>33687262Have you ever had men express romantic interest in you? And I mean serious, not just me telling you on 4chan "hey let's exchange contacts".
>>33687251Yeah, interactions with guys are fine. It’s the platonic-romantic divide that trips me up.
women scare me
>>33687269was there anything actually hot in this?
>>33687266usually i take my distance from them as much as possible, but i feel like anyone gets way too interested in me irl and too soon, and even if someone i like likes me i'm just again scared of things i've mentioned and think they'd be better with someone who is simply more open
>>33687271Why would you assume I actually read this?
>>33687253>How much have you spent on your hobbies?Between tools, boxes, and shop equipment, at least $50k. On parts, probably close to $80k. On all the cars I've owned, around $120k.
>>33687151MWhen fucking science can be biased like that https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DrapetomaniaI have even less reason to ignore artists' worldviews. However, I often use irony, the "death of the author", and other techniques to savor certain works. Either to highlight what they didn't intend, or simply to mock them and their intentions.
>>33687269>monster baitwhat does this mean?anyway, wrong farm
>>33687275F, forgot to say.
>>33687151I can't think of many artists, writers, or creative types that I enjoy the work of that I would also like to associate with on a personal level. I am mildly involved in my local art community and there are some very talented people there and all of them together have less morality than a used car salesman and I'm sure they'd say the same of me.
>>33687269Reverse the genders and you get Exhib and his furry ilk, it's just a bit of a cringe
>>33687279The right farm is chad dairy farm, isnt it?
>>33687269I'd happily give up my human body to be a minotaur
>>33687288chad dairy farm 4ever!
>>33687273So you feel you are not worthy of the love somebody could give you.Clearly you have something in you that makes people interested, even if you can't see it. Or don't want to see it. I've met women like that before, though not as avoidant as you are. usually things happened in the past that made them fearful. It might also involve having been neglected by their family, which made them not understand that they can have worth. Do you think something like that applies to you too?For about how long have been coming to atoga, if you don't mind saying?
>>33687267Well do you see how it would be a bit of a blow to the ego for a guy trying to make a friend and essentially being told "I don't want to be your friend"?In real life, initial stages of romance are all about plausible deniability between the platonic-romantic divide. Compared to a dating site where the intentions are a bit more explicit. What you should consider is that any platonic connection a woman is trying to make with you has the potential to become romantic. That's not to say they all will. But it's always a possibility.
>>33687289sagittarius fa life
>>33687287Furrys want to fuck a woman with fur.These deranged women want to be taken so hard by what is almost an animal that they will not be able to walk for two weeks.That is a big difference
>>33687151GRRM writes nuanced villains who all have understandable reasons of why they turned out the way they do, and even the heroes are understandably flawed and set in their ways because of their upbringings. But somehow he has the most basic, most normie, most ONE-DIMENSIONAL political takes that it's flabbergasting to see him view politics in such a black-and-white fashion when he paints such a compelling moral gray into his fiction.
Sometimes I feel like the regulars here are the TMNT. We all know who Master Splinter and April are.
>>33687292no worry i can mention some stuff, but yeah i grew up pretty neglected and that's also a reason why i've always been more stricter with myself and my own principles, even if i've been around mostly only women i just didn't feel safe enough around them and some got too close for my comfort too, all of that made me feel a bit insecure about how others perceive me and that's why i prefer onlinenot much, i thought it was just something silly but even if people can be different, it helps a bit to hear about the opposite gender™ in a way that i feel safe, and being able to relate to some things i'm normally reserved about irl helps toothat's all for now, doctor
>>33687306>that's all for now, doctorSee you next time, thanks for opening up a bit.You can call me DC from now on, Doctor Chad.
>>33687165I feel bad because I'd never put that much effort in
>>33687307no, i'll call you doctor chud instead, sorry
Us adult zoomers are in the Worst Generation
foidshow sophisticated are your skincare routinesare you doing anything special lately that you want to rave about
>>33687315just think about how much worse the next generations will have it
>>33687314No.
>>33687319damn.. ok
>>33687315it's not too late to ruin future generations so the title passes to them!
>>33687317It's not and I have near perfect skin. Never had an acne phase, which just goes to show that good hygiene prevents acne. So it's quite literally a skill issue.
This is the most peakest of 4chan girl aestheticsIf she had even darker hair she would be perfect
>>33687317Yesterday was my best girl friend's bday and we wanted to have a spa day. We got new face creams and want to polish toes while we eat chocolates and pastries.
>>33687325do you all love dark hair or is it always the same anon
>>33687325Do a regular girl with a bad camera?
>>33687327Same anon
>>33687324die>>33687326aww that sounds so fun!
>>33687327NtaDark hair women are OBJECTIVELY the most attractive.
>>33687327i am ad iffrent anon and i do love dark hair
Maleanons, how close are you with your mom?
>>33687327i don't know if blondes are rated prettier on average but the top women in every era have always been darkiesno exceptions
>>33687338>sounds so funShe died nine years ago, but it was something we did often together. It was fun.
>>33687341We have a healthy relationship even if she is a bit overreaching sometimes.
>>33687341I wish we were that close ;^)Is that what you want me to say?
>>33687341I am very close with both my parents. I go to church with them every Sunday. We recently came back from a Disney World trip which was really fun.
>>33687341Not close
>>33687327I frequently chime in when I see somebody post about women with dark hair. I just find it the hottest, especially the contrast with very light skin.
>>33687341I love my mother very much but she's probably disappointed she's never getting grandkids
>>33687344im sorry to hear that anon :( its good that you have something to remember her by
>>33687341Yeah. She drives me crazy some of the time, but we're close.
I've been trying to take a break for the last two hours.
>>33687341She is a silly hyperemotional normie so I mostly tolerate her but I do care about her well-being also
>>33687327Pale.Skinny.Black hair.That is unbeatable.Dark brown hair is fine too.
>>33687341She's a piece of shit.
Femanons, how would you react if you found out that you had given birth to a new generation of /atoga/ moids?
Tall women are so hot, I recently spotted one at the store and she was like 6'1 in jackboots
>>33687352You can get me pregnant anon
>>33687380i cant believe women are so spiteful they deliberately undereat during puberty so they wont grow to their true size...
>>33687386Have you gone outside? Most of them overeat.
>>33687380I had a horny dream where I carry fucked a tall woman with a big ass, all she was wearing was thick soled boots. Her legs were over my shoulders and her boots were in the air above my head. She was surprised I was strong enough to do that considering I'm 5'7
>>33687341I'm nice while I have to be but I avoid her as much as I can otherwise.
>>33687341Pretty close, I'm still living with my parents while I'm in school
>>33687386Why would women do this????
>>33687386i think i did that by accident (i was poor) so it gives me hope that i don't actually have midget genes
how many guys would be willing to practice creative writing so you could ERP with your girlfriend? i feel like ERPing while in a relationship would totally be cheating but it's really fun and i would miss it a lot if my bf didn't like it. and like what if he sucks...
>>33687402>femanon quietly sobbing at night while bf is asleep because he uses their/they're/there seemingly at random
>>33687380You already said that.
>>33687372
Need gf whose torso is the same size as mine but has long legs so I have a taller gf but can also look her in the eyes while we have sex
>>33687405i had a guy spell 'thorough' as "thurow" once and i wanted to th-row him off a bridge
new thread!>>33687407>>33687407>>33687407
>>33687402I like ERP but I wouldn't want a script. I'd like it to be spontaneous, so it has some unexpected turns and rugpulls to fuck with her head
>>33687413how about absolutely not
>>33687386I did this as a man by mistake, probably the worst mistake of my life
>>33687413uh that one has porn in the OP and will be deleted.here's a nice thread that won't be purged instead?>>33687415>>33687415>>33687415
>>33687382I am nowhere near the position to be able to take care of a woman or a baby
>gf won't explicitly play daughter-father roleplay, despite finding it hot it made her uncomfortable>but she'll call me daddy, and I'll call her little princess>she gets off on the idea that I'm raising herHow do I fucking... make the next step and turn her from gf into daughter?
>>33687425pleasedonttalkaboutthisicametoomuchtodayalready
>>33687425Fuck her in a schoolgirl uniform, preferrably her real uniform if she can still fit
>>33687419it's light erotica, and they can just delete the file while keeping the thread
>>33687402I would if her fetishises arent too deranged
>>33687437Let's hope the delete the entire thread. <3
>>33687437well i'm not deleting mine. talk about yuck.
>>33687402>if my bf didn't like itI consider myself to be really good at it and even record lewd audios for it.Find a man who does that.
>>33687419THE ORACLE WAS RIGHT>>33687437THE SNAKE OIL SELLER WAS WRONG
>>33687402I mean, I erp here. Seen a couple other dudes do it too. Just a buncha, horny fucks, we are.
>>33687388More men than women are obese at least where I live. Get it together moids and stop being so goddamn fat lol.
>>33687455i mean obviously if he does erp there's no problem, but what if he doesn't, yknow
Miso horny!
>>33687458nta; probably bodes a little better for his mental health desu written language is one of the great promethean evils
>>33687458To a person hasn't done it before, never talked dirty in bed, or read any sort of stuff like it, the act might be a little jarring. But if a guy is willing, pretty sure most people can do it cause it's just sex talk. Most non-overweight people can probably run a mile <10 minutes, but it doesn't mean they'll want to try; a new experience that takes effort isn't very attractive. My guess imo is for you is to show that you yourself are enthusiastic about it, and don't push him too hard, and be very generous with affirming words on his efforts. Maybe start doing it first in the bedroom, like talk about what you want him to do, cause that's always a turn on. Condition him to like dirty talk, then start asking him what he'd do if... or what he wants to do to you
>>33686897But I am
>>33686917Lulz
>>33686981Yep, your friends are on point. It's what men already worry about when dating with ordinary women but the scale of the issues are multiplied several times more. I will say, the more positive aspects of being an artist such as creativity, deep introspection, and being in touch with one's values are all still admirable traits. It's just that the stereotypes are already stacked against them.>>33687019You're not the first person to realize that they've been neglected. Most parents aren't really good at their job either. It's best to accept what happened, work on your boundaries, and cut them off more and more until either they respect your boundaries or they can't influence you negatively anymore. It will take a while to do that, but it's really important that you do this because a life of eternal people pleasing will leave nothing left for you and that will ruin you both mentally and physically. If it sounds selfish, remember that a well fed apple tree produces better apples than a weak and neglected one.>>33687104Beautiful. It makes me feel alive>>33687165That would be awesome. In practice it would be troublesome dealing with all of the mosquitos and wasps and wind outside but symbolically it's in the right place.>>33687199None of that ever really feels right to me. Maybe you could practice conversations with one?
>>33687253Maybe a few thousand at most>>33687327I slightly favor darker colored brunettes like my own hair over others, but it isn't a big deal>>33687341We both have very similar mental issues so we have a lot of deep conversations about it. Otherwise I keep a little bit of distance from her because her anxiety can flare up mine and I really can't deal with it on top of my own.>>33687402I already like writing and well executed dirtytalk/roleplay so I'd be down for it, I just worry about some lines coming off as super cringe
>>33687402That's actually one of the things I excel at but I would be willing to develop a skill to engage in my partner's interests.Unfortunately, my finds my logical approach to *actual* political discussions to be unsatisfying.
