last episode: >>33684559play nice and have fun!
>>33687415First for tall submissive women
>another season without a femanon to take iceskating and snowboardingWinter is my favorite season, but I still suffer
>>33687415What happened to other thread?
>gf won't explicitly play daughter-father roleplay, despite finding it hot it made her uncomfortable>but she'll call me daddy, and I'll call her little princess>she gets off on the idea that I'm raising herHow do I fucking... make the next step and turn her from gf into daughter?
>>33687454A fag or a pissy femanon reported it
>>33687454The incel-trannies got mad as always.
>>33687453Lol this reminds me when I was learning to ice skate a few years ago.>girl at work maybe 2 years older than me asks about my weekend plans>im going to this skating rink to practice ice skating>Oh i want to go but I am a bit scared of falling, i wish someone could take me!>Oh dont worry about it, i go alone all the time, there are people there that are friendly.I fumbled so bad bros
Women, what's the best date you've ever been on? Or otherwise, what's the sort of date that you've fantasized about?
Need a chill easygoing woman to bear my child
>>33687454...the OP was nsfw... what did you expect...
>>33687415Women, would you have a threesome? Would you like it more with two girls or two boys?
My break was interrupted for the third time today. The day is 5/8ths over and I haven't been able to complete my first break yet. I wish these boomers could eat at consistent times of day. This company has no idea how much time I waste walking up the stairs and walking back down when I see someone is in there, or when someone comes in and interrupts me. I do not consider a five minute break to be a third of a fifteen minute break. A fifteen minute break is a fifteen minute break, and anything less is nothing. I used to have a room to myself to take breaks, and now I don't. My work becomes slower as I get more and more stressed and angry. They can't fire me because I'm the only one who knows how to do my job. I don't think my boss even knows what I do. Right now I'm just sitting at my desk seething instead of working. In a few minutes I'll go upstairs and try to get fifteen minutes alone once more.Girls, would you date me?
>>33687454Mods believe in Adam and Steve, not Adam and Eve.I personally prefer Eve and Lilith.
>>33687456shutupp
>>33687471>Lilithcringe headcanon
>>33687475Jewish nonsense, but it fits my lesbian agenda.
Is this thread going to be deleted too? I don't want to post here unless we know the thread is stable.
>>33687469the boomers have a silent alarm connected to your door which goes off when you try to take a break, and they tell each other "watch this" as they compete to outdo each other to ruin your break in the most entertaining waysif we were to date i would want to know what you did to warrant this sort of bullying
>>33687478the OP isn't porn so i think you're safe buddy
I think we should be allowed to post porn in /atoga/. It would significantly improve the quality of the thread.
>>33687481gooners, i stg...
>>33687481ButtIt got me a warning before posting pictures where I blurred out the nudity because it had sexual undertones.
*grabs the dick aggressively*
>>33687477>no eve&lilith fic where lilith "seduces" eve into leaving the garden but its revealed eve knew all along damn jews, corrupting me
>>33687485>ButtSeriously?
>>33687486stop that!
>>33687488anon you're genuinely sick. please detox from your porn addiction, it's going to kill you.
>>33687487>Women are so good at ruining plans they fuck up even what the devil himself planned
>>33687490No
>>33687486but that'll make it hard
>>33687495do you even have a goal with such aggressive dick-grabbingadmit it, you dont know what comes next
>>33687487there's 28 lillith x eve fanfics on AO3
>>33687497I don't know what comes next but I'd like to find out
Asking women because I know you're all liberals.I've been seeing so much complaining from the left the last couple days about the authoritarianism and how now people are "self-censoring"... do they really not realize that the right has felt like they need to 'self censor' for like 2 decades at this point?Oh wow, somebody got fired for making fun of a man who was murdered? Firsttime?.jpg ?? And that's actually a serious matter, not just people being blunt.I understand and even agree with the complaints in a vacuum, but do they not realize how hollow this rings coming from them?
I love girls with roman noses so much
>>33687482That's literally what /soc/ atoga is for. Post porn, post your nudes, post socials.>"shoo! shoo! to https://boards.4chan.org/soc/thread/34298356" - 4chan wizard> > . . . . ._/\_. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . >. . . . ( ^_^) /) /)--* ~~~* . . . . .>. . . . . . y . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
>>33687503Flora Rodgers fans unite.She seems vain and stupid enough to think she probably needs a nose job, but if she ever gets one I'll riot.
>>33687486Slaps ass aggressively on both cheeks. Gets sent to prison for assault.
>>33687498so there are. i count 12, spanning may 2025 all the way to december 2005. any recs?
>>33687505Remove the " from the link
I can't get men to fall in love with me
>>33687506>Flora Rodgers>look her upwtf anon... thats disgusting
>>33687509haven't read any yet, i just searched bc there's fanfic of everything
>>33687517>Eve and Lilith meet in Eden and fuck. It's just lesbian smut with a lot of symbolism and blasphemy, enjoy.alright, 3k wordcount, i shall report back shortly
>>33687515How much boob and leg skin do you show?
>>33687516She cute and I like her giant nose.
>>33687515If they pretend to you're halfway there!
>>33687523NTA but does she have the Adam's apple?
>>33687501It's not about celebrating someone who was killed, it's about attacking anyone who expressed they don't really care.Why do we need to be nation in mourning for a political grifter? If a prankster channel that yells the nword in the "hood" gets shot would anyone care? political grifters that go to colleges are maybe one step above that imo.
>>33687523>hairy snatch>drinks piss
>>33687515that's because you don't frighten them enough.
>>33687465>Women, what's the best date you've ever been on?My third date with my fiancée. She's took me thrift shopping for period-appropriate clothes. Then we went to a 50's diner, then a drive-in theater, and then we parked near the airport with the top down and watched planes take off and talked for hours. >>33687468>Women, would you have a threesome?Already have. Never had a MFM threesome, so I can't speak to it.>>33687515>I can't get men to fall in love with meTry women instead. It's much easier and more fulfilling.
>>33687525Nta but bio women do have those too, usually they're just smaller than mens'.
>>33687501Sounds like whiny yankoid male problems to me.
>>33687529>and then we parked near the airport with the top down and watched planes take off and talked for hours.stealing thatthis is going to be a productive thread, i can feel it
>>33687515are you goth or blonde?
>>33687465honestly, the best dates are usually the ones when you start to just hang out at each other's place, cuddle, fuck, cook together, rot together, watch something, stay up way too long and talk about everything that comes to your mind but for a first date, I always enjoyed going for a walk, somehow it seems like walking side by side is very good to talk and get to know each other
>>33687521Depends on the weather>>33687528They scare me>>33687529>Try women instead.No
>>33687526Pretending that charlie kirk wasn't an influential political figure is disingenuous and you know it. He was the governor of California's first choice of podcast guest and frequently appeared at GOP events as a speaker.Also, isn't a big chunk of the criticism that Trump apparently doesn't care, but... but also why does the country need to be in mourning!Kind of mutually exclusive opinions.
>>33687515Try dating and fucking around less.
women would you love me if I sumermaxx?
>>33687540I don't fuck around at all
State gender:Are belly pouches hot on the opposite gender?
Try not to hate women for 30 seconds challenge (impossible)
>>33687541ye
>>33687536a man will never fall in love with you if you cant stand up for yourself>>33687546whats the longest youve gone
>>33687515Go fuck yourself
>>33687548https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kf55lZc3SZkthis is going to be every morning btw
>>33687550>you cant stand up for yourselfWhy do people want to be mean to me though
>>33687553they are showing off their aggressiveness to attract quality mates
>>336875506 zeptoseconds
>>33687546I love women as long as they aren't on SSRIs or birth control pills. Admittedly there's almost none of these.
Women:I have 1/9th Semetic heritage.What kabbalistic spells do you want me to cast for you?
>>33687555are you the angry womanhater or the tall sad one
>>33687558I am the ugly one.
>>33687529>Already haveYeah, but did you like it, you stupid whore? That's what I'm interested to know, and whether you would have one again.
>>33687526Sorry, I didn't address the first sentence because I got distracted by the bad faith nature of the second half.Even if that were true, what about the people on the right who were all fired and people living in fear of voicing their opinions for the past 20 years for fear of being fired? Did Gina Carano or whatever her name is 'celebrate people being killed' to get herself fired? Barely anybody on the right especially mainstream people have voiced approval or celebration of violence, they just get cancelled for having the wrong opinions on things that are known to be contentious issues, not just "murder bad" like we can all agree on that (Except a lot of far left or alt-leftists apparently).Anyway like I said, I don't necessarily agree with the cancellings in all cases (I tend to agree that kimmel was fired because nobody watched the show more than his comments) but for the left to pretend that the left people being cancelled right now is somehow for less of a valid reason than the right people who got cancelled is rich.
>>33687559the one who posts anime girls???
>>33687557tell yaldabaoth to stop making me so horny and retarded please
>>33687563Wtf is this
>>33687562Hwat?
>>33687564It's a blessing of fertility, do not question the LORD's design.
>>33687563if this was my husband i think i would actually just kill him
>>33687456>How do I fucking... make the next step and turn her from gf into daughter?By degrees, is the answer. Start engineering father/daughter situations: take her for ice cream; take her to the zoo; take her to the circus; take her to a fairground and buy her a balloon; stuff like that.Both of you taking 220μg of acid together might speed things up a bit too.
>>33687566maybe im confusing you with someone else..what do you hate the most about them? can you describe your hatred? when did it start?
>>33687564Horny and retarded girls are good girls, so you're the goodest girl.
>>33687563Right wing people are so weird, genuinely. Like, why can't you just be normal?
>>33687563Can't I just poison him with mushrooms or something?
>>33687546>Try not to hate women for 30 seconds challengeSpent approximately 5 hours in bed with my gf today. Loved it and her the whole time.
>>33687571Why do you want to know me?
>>33687568hes pumping me full of lust so i cant ascent to the pluroma tho...>>33687572ahahaha.. noo
what are the significant differences between a guy who isn't interested in you (or let's say he simply finds you kinda sexually attractive, but nothing more than that, he's not truly into you) vs. him being shy, or acting distant for whatever reason, but still being into you, more than just sexually?i'm not very experienced with guys and i tend to ignore and act aloof around people i find attractive. idk if this guy i've ran into is similar to me in that sense, or if he just ignores me because he finds me boring or something. i feel like there's a lot of tension between us and we both kind of ignore each other in favor of talking to the others, but i can't really rely on that "tension" assumption to be true since it could be just from me being into him, so it could be just one-sided tension from me.give me a list of differences please.
>>33687565The wrong picture. I meant to post this one
>>33687515>I can't get men to fall in love with meHave you tried tripping together?
>>33687576Good for you? I can't stand being around them.
>>33687578*pets your head*Who's a good girl?
Do you think there are femanons in this thread who have been here since /atoga/'s inception?
>>33687585No such thing as a loyal foid
>>33687586>>33687585Tranny hands
>>33687468>Would you like it more with two girls or two boys?With three girls, if you include me.
>>33687588I'm not a w*stoid
>>33687584meeee
>>33687588
>>33687580"computer engineering grads"Guaranteed the author of this has no idea what they're talking about and are just reaching for stats they don't understand. So ignoring that this isn't surprising based on the title, what they are doing is conflating discussions about how certain fields in tech have had their employment rate after graduating DECREASE more than other fields, and often including jobs outside their field as valid. So what actually happened is people in tech (Distinct from 'computer engineering grads' for a reason) programs are employed more, but not by as much more as art majors, but art majors also take jobs at starbucks for 5 years after graduating while tech people tend to spend longer and actually get a job in their field.Not that it's not tougher out there now, but the fearmongering over this is silly. Most art history majors are employed by government funded institutions most of which have been outright cancelled or had funding/hiring freezes in the US.
>>33687590Westoid? That's even worse, a thirdie tranny kek.
>>33687584>>33687591I vomit.
>>33687591Correct!*pinches your nipples, tweaking them just enough fot it to not hurt*
>>33687595sorry for being cringe i only sleep one time this weekjugement impaired
>>33687590You know that a lot of third world countries like Russia or Brazil produce plenty of high quality trannies
>>33687601Both of those are spiritually Judaic.>>33687594I'm not a thirdie nor a tranny, stop the calumny.
>>33687604Feminine male is the same thing as a tranny, hon.
>>33687526>If a prankster channel that yells the nword in the "hood" gets shot would anyone care?That's really a retarded comparison and even still no one should get killed over words. It's not normal
Women would you bang a 5'3 Neanderthal man built like this?
>>33687605More calumny. It's as if w*stoids are built for it.
>>33687590>I'm not a w*stoid>>33687604>I'm not a thirdieYou are either a thirdie or a westerner.
>>33687607I don't even bang the 6'2 italians irl who are built like that.
>>33687560>Yeah, but did you like it, you stupid whore?Rude. I'm not stupid. But I did. I think I like MFF more than FFF. But I like FFFF more than MFF.
>>33687481Quit being so very mentally ill?
>>33687607Average Latino
>>33687468i've had one and it was 3 girls. would recommend
>>33687527>hairy snatchweird pedophile issue to have>drinks pissHey, everybody's gotta make a living. Bear Grylls did it repeatedly on TV (and for no reason mind you) and he's world famous.Idk, maybe don't just default to looking up people via pornhub.
Where are the Femanons built like this?
Are Indian women as horny as the men?
>>33687624No but they are very weird
They're doing sexism but instead of' boy mom' it's 'pov you have a boy cat' now and it's women doing this bullshit
>>33687485I also got a 1-day for posting a woman with very large breasts in a bikiniit's not just about female nipples and genitals
>>33687556i'm a virgin and i wouldn't want to take any of these, i don't want condoms, i'm not ready for kids yet, and i have a fetish for cumhow delusional am i?
Women, how hard or long does it take for you to cum?
>>33687628lmfao unironically very cute
>>33687629Wow, she's got really muscular legs. Good for her.
>>33687551Why'd you take yesterday off?r
>>33687624I've been groped and harassed but I think the strength difference keeps them from going all out.
>>33687634I hate in this general when I feel like it
>>33687629>female nipplessometimes moid nipples aren't safe either
>>33687631It varies greatly.
>>33687529>Already haveI'm not normally envious of Chad, but damn.
>>33687629i wanna post some sexy drawings here but im afraid of copping a ban. i don't know where they draw the line, its confusing
>>33687630What's wrong with the pills or inserts?
>>33687631Around 5min
>>33687630NTA. What about an IUD?
Women is this you?
>>33687642/soc/
>>33687642The line is anything korraposter can get away with
>>33687646NAG, her haircut isn't helping.
>>33687646>Those>BigLol
>>33687646Foids when Prince Charming isn't all over them instantly
>>33687647but i don't wanna see disgusting 3D humans and have people asking for my contact info ;~; walking into soc feels like the lions den but the lions are horny
>>33687643>>33687645i'll sound mega dumb but pills creep me out, i never took things like that and i think they're supposed to mess up with periods tooi don't know what inserts are but anything that seems to go in between natural sex makes me feel icky
>>33687650Is that JH?
>>33687639Beginning cycle vs middle vs end of cycle?
>>33687630There are other ways to be intimate with a partner that don't involve PIV
>>33687629atoga is under literal terrorist control now (a reddit tranny)
What are you doing here instead of playing Silksong?
>>33687656You're definitely going to get knocked up then
>>33687657yes
>>33687644That's not bad for a woman
>>33687661I still haven't beaten Hollow Knight
>>33687655anon :3 posted on soc atoga, told us here on adv atoga, but nobody asked for her info. We just commented on how good it was.
>>33687659this is an answer only a professional torturer would give me
>>3368763110-30 min in total
>>33687668She posted her body?
>>33687662every single time??
>>33687671No, NSFW drawings. She would post lewd drawings here and revealing stuff on there.
>>33687652Those are huge anon, they just don't look like it because you're comparing them to the rest of her body.
state genderwhat is femcelposter's >>33687630 problem, is she just avoidant or is there some deeper issue at play
How do you call a butch woman who's not actually a lesbian and is attracted to men?Serious question.
>just be confident brohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yMozrDEqbg
>>33687656>mess with periodsYeah, for many that's great to get lighter periods.Well, Plan B is always an option if he screws up pulling out.
>>33687486That's how you get a fractured penis>>33687515Ok, is it no man at all, or is it specifically a certain type of man? Because that's two different problems. Most men suffer from the former type of issue where they can't get any woman at all, so a lot of their advice it tailored to that problem, while most women suffer from the latter issue because there's almost always a man desperate enough for them even if he'd be an awful romantic partner, but a lot of average men don't really have experience with that.>>33687579Speaking as a shy man, a man who isn't into you could interact with you just like how he interacts with his bros and walk away without thinking much of it. He wouldn't go out of his way to win your favor or anything. For a shy man who is into you, he would find reasons to stick around with you but never actually get close enough that he would feel too vulnerable and if he did he would get flustered and try to break it off if he doesn't feel comfortable with it. Otherwise he'd just let you walk all over him. Overall, men aren't as adept at dealing with emotions as women are due to how we're raised. If we feel something unsettling like love, that's unmanly and the more immature guys will try to brush it aside and ignore it. A more mature guy will be more upfront about it but give you enough space to process it too. We also rarely share our emotions with each other outside of very deep moments so we don't really know how to express our feelings well so often we just stay away from it. Also an immature guy might get more louder and more competitive than usual if he thinks a woman he likes is watching him, but those guys tend to lose friends fast.>>33687682I'd call her a tomboy
>>33687672Not if you're already pregnant.
>>33687682>How do you call a butch woman who's not actually a lesbian and is attracted to men?>Serious question.Hopefully girlfriend.
>>33687661I already got 100% including every memento and materium.
>>33687680what is the issue?
>>33687660How do you know?
>>33687646im so skinny my mom makes fun of me for 'looking like a refugee'still have too much belly chub though
>>33687660But is she cute though?
>>33687456You can't force it, she needs to accept her turn ons in her own time. If she likes it in a more theoretical sense, it is likely that she will eventually be comfortable, but that is its own process that'll happen in its own time.The issue is if you push or convince her to do something before she is totally at ease with it, there's a huge risk that either during or after the act she will get a huge emotional backlash and feel revolting, like a terrible person etc. And then realistically she will get angry with you and blame you for basically causing her to feel these things by not respecting her initial rejection. It is hard to unring that bell. People like to walk away from partners they had bad sexual experiences with. You gain her trust by proving and showing her you respect her boundaries so she does not need to defend herself against you.
>>33687642What stuff do you draw?
>>33687686but i also want him to cum in me, i'd be so sad if he doesn't do that. i'd be ok with swallowing but that can't happen everytimei'd feel a bit bad about plan b, i don't know about it enough but i feel like it creeps me out the same way as other pills that change stuff in the bodyi'm going to stay a virgin forever like this
>>33687694she wails like a cat about not having a bfcant women easily get good bfs just by breathing
Being a free Dacian man is very hard.
>>33687701i'm a VOLcel thank you...
>>33687630Why don't you want kids yet?
>>33687701don't think she ever said that
>>33687704i want them someday but not now, and i'm surely not going to try for that when i have zero experience in sex itself
>>33687702Do you have a falx?
>>33687709Yeah
>>33687708What if you met an amazing guy and he wanted to marry you and just let a family happen naturally?
Have any femanons taken a bbc before?
>>33687630What's the most fetishy thing you would like to happen in relation to cum?
>>33687715yeah. it was good
>>33687680FI don’t know, ask them
>>33687700>creeps my out... changeSince you said you're a virgin and prob aren't looking to have sex or a bf anytime soon, why not just try them out? You literally have zero idea what affects they're gonna have on your body, other than no kids. Why not just try some pills first, and find one you like that has good effects like a lighter period? Might as well use this time now to figure it out if you don't have dick in you.
>>33687680Something about sex with her mother
>match with girl on dating app>text a while>meet in person>didn't catch feelings but it was nice, we agreed to meet again>texted a bit more, but not much>asked if she wants to meet again>ignored me for 3 daysI unmatched on day 3her profile is still updid I overreact or was it the right decision?kinda regret it now as she was nice in person but it seems clear she wasn't interested enough and being second or third choice is shit
>>33687715>>33687720They're talking about Big Bulgarian Cock
>>33687715How big are we talking about?
>>33687713that would be nice and ideal since i'd never date anyone i don't want kids with, but i feel like it's an unreachable dream>>33687719i realized that maybe fetish is not the correct word since it is a sexual thing after all, but i don't know i just really want it to be part of me and i obsess over that in obsessive ways, i wouldn't want it to be anywhere else other than inside of me
>>33687631Like 5-10 minutes if I'm masturbating, during sex it varies based on how horny I am mentally, how good it feels physically... but I can be coming in under a minute at times, if there's been a lot of build up (sometimes even just in my head).
>>33687727Rage quitting is dumb, but lots of people do that I guess. Don't hyperfocus on people when you barely know them
>>336877297+
>>33687731It's not unreachable at all. I think when you meet the right man you'll be desperate to have his baby, and he'll be desperate to give it to you.
>>33687733Shut the fuck up, dumb cunt.>>33687727Yeah, you did the right thing, but not after waiting for 3 days. 24 hours max.
>>33687687oh i didn't think anyone would reply, thanks anon! i'm still not quite sure but i guess you can't know for sure about how another person is feeling.i don't think he treats me just like anyone else since he is quite talkative. he can bantz with a big group of people for 10 hours straight but he's also comfortable with silences it seems. but he definitely ignores me (not blaming him here since i kinda ignore him too to hide my feelings/not make it obvious lol), i just simply can't tell if it's the kind of ignoring you do when you just don't care to talk to someone, or ignoring me because he likes me. he's very charismatic but it did change my perception a bit when someone mentioned to me that he "can actually be a bit shy". so that could mean he's shy around me or he's the type of guy who is charismatic with other guys, but shy around women. and this whole thing revolves around a "masculine" interest, i'm the only woman there invited by my brother in law who shares this interest with me, so i've never seen this guy i like interact with other women so far.
>>33687723i know i'm being a bit stupid about being grossed out by pills but maybe you're right, i have no idea if there are types that have different effects, maybe i can try it like that but i never took things that had those kind of effects on my body at all, feels a bit intimidating.. also i'd struggle to find the right motivation but i'll think about it more, sounds a bit convincing
>>33687735No
>>33687727Nah it was the right decision. Don't stress it too much and just move on.
>>33687737NTA. Your only experience is getting kicked in the balls.
>>33687741Do not take pills. They mess with your hormones and make you psycho.
>>33687736i'll try to believe that but feels a bit unrealistic still, also i'd still like to experience things couples experience before just having a family and i know i can just avoid sex until then but i just really want to try that too..
Why are there so many couples like this?
Is it a good idea to get an IUD when I don't have a moid yet?
>>33687747I want to take a girl on trips to theme parks and things, especially places she's never been before and see her reactions. Couples things are good, but at the same time, starting a family is a great thing, and having kids is more fulfilling than anything
>>33687752It can be a good idea, especially to get used to it because it's incredibly painful and will take some time to recover mentally after the insertion.
>>33687747You can't get pregnant in your mouth
>>33687752Yes, letting him be able to coom in you early in the relationship makes it more likely the relationship will continue
>>33687741If I were you, I'd try out pills first. They're easy to start on and easy to stop if you get bad side effects, of which you have zero idea if there will be any. Look up the effects other women have had while taking the same things, and see if any of them happen to you. You're going to see your doctor either way, so ask them about it, and what their recommendations are since your goal is to understand their effects on you.
>>33687753i get that but that would mean that i have to experience having a family and a romantic relationship for the first time at the same way and changing my life so drastically would surely be overwhelming>>33687745maybe i'm already a psycho at this point>>33687761i wouldn't want him to pull out every time...i'm so delusional..
Infinite. Foid. Hate.
>>33687752the iud will probably outlast the moid, even then
>>33687764sounds clear and possible enough i think, i'll give it some thoughts and look into it better anon, thank you
>>33687765>i get that but that would mean that i have to experience having a family and a romantic relationship for the first time at the same way and changing my life so drastically would surely be overwhelmingThat's how your grandma did it. That's how everyone used to do it.
>>33687752no dont get that, infact get 0 birth control and just be natural. You can get cummed in at certain times of the month where your fertility is lower, my ex had the IUD and it was very painful for her, she wanted it regardless but I thought it wasn't a very good idea. Suppose I made use of it by blasting a ridiculous amount of loads in her but im glad my current gf wont get that sort of thing. Not worth it imo
Heya /ATOGA/, I don't usually post in /adv/ but decided to have a visit for the lulz. Hope my answers can be useful.>>33687465The best date I've ever been in was when I was taken to a natural reserve/open type of zoologic by someone who I sadly dated for a very short time. We both had so much fun and talked about all the animals we found, walked around, took photos, and tried to stay as quiet and still as possible to see them from up close. Animals and biology in general are some of my most important interests, so being able to see exotic animals walking amongst the visitors like it was nothing felt like heaven.I'm still a bit sad things didn't work out, but I value him as a friend still.>>33687501I can't really comment on this, I try to not get into politics in my public accounts aside of supporting LGBTQ+ people 'cause I'm also one. And wanting more recognition of mental health and physical health conditions. But I don't go out of my way to say "You should die you piece of shit" if I don't agree with someone.>>33687556I'm kind of glad that in my country at least men don't really care- or are happy if you're on birth control so that they don't have to use condoms. I still think condoms are the safest thing to use.I sadly need SSRIs and other medications to function but I understand being put off by someone who goes through rough stuff.
Infinite. Femanon. Love
>>33687771but life was different by then, with my own life and job going it seems way too much of a change at once, and i'd have to spend enough time with the person to be sure i really want a family with them for sure
>>33687773What is your country?
>>33687770>"gl" - horny bunny>>. . . . .(/_/) . . . . . __ . . . . . . . . . . . . >. . . . (^.^) . . . .// .\\ . . . __ . . . . .> . . . . ( . . )? _ //. . . .\\__// .\\ __ . .
>>33687773>I sadly need SSRIs and other medications to functionThat's called being a junkie.
>>33687738No problem! So if you're the only girl in the group it could make communication a little bit more awkward, but maybe he's more confident because it's a group that he's more familiar with that revolves around a hobby he's familiar with. It's kind of hard to tell in this situation, because like you said he may just be more comfortable talking with men than women, and that's pretty common especially with younger people. However, there's definitely room for attraction in there and it's kind of hard to figure it out because men are usually socialized to be more emotionally distant than women. There's also the chance that he likes you too, but he's focused on maintaining a normal image of himself for his male friends, hence overcompensating by appearing more outgoing and confident than he usually does. He could also be someone who's slow to warm up to new people.
>>33687778She's not gonna fuck you lil bro
>fat girl invited me on a date againDo I go for practice? I'm really not attracted to her. We had 2 "dates" so far
>>33687751People are hypocrites whose ideologies often don't match their actions in practice
>>33687772>>33687759Is it really this painful?
>>33687768kek some are good for ten years or so
I sucked cock today and it was fantastic. Thats all.
>>33687797Did you swallow?
>>33687780Argentina. >>33687752I personally wouldn't recommend an IUD just cause it sounds extremely painful and/or uncomfortable, nona. I have the anticonceptive implant right under my arm and I swear to God, I don't feel a thing, and it lasts for 3 years (Nexplanon). I gotta change mine before january of next year, so this december/novemeber I'll head to the hospital and get a new one.It did stop me from getting periods but I'm honestly so grateful. I don't gotta struggle with blood or cramps or itching and bad moods anymore.>>33687784It's called depression, but it's okay. Everyone manages how they can.>>33687631Hmm... I guess around 10-15 minutes? Depends on how pent up I feel and how much mental stimulation I get. I really don't masturbate without some strong emotional motivation or I just feel more frustrated and unsatisfied, and can't really cum. But if I'm sexting with my partner or if I look at femenine-oriented porn/or porn audios, it's easier for me to cum.
>>33687791well, youre getting a foreign object inserted into your cervix or whatever so yeah, it was very painful for her, one of her friends said she had to get it removed as it was that bad
>>33687799No, it was before fucking.
>>33687797I ate a cup of rice (dry) today and I'm alive but my eyeballs hurt
Femanons, this is definitely you, isn't it?https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1757920185505889.mp4
>>33687751My experience with dating black and brown women is that they go into a lot of interactions with extremely low standards for male partners and even the bottom rung of white men tend to be a pleasant surprise to a woman who expects a man to always be a burden to whatever she's attempting to do. I remember a black woman congratulating me for having car insurance and a registration in my glovebox, because "most men ain't got that figured," also I got lauded for my "maturity" when I didn't get in a fight with some random guy who bumped into me at a bar, like why the fuck would I? Apparently in their normal dating pool these are things you cannot take for granted.
>>33687807thats not how girls masturbate you MONGREL
Attention WomenWe may be losing korrasami poster soon so can one of you craft a persona so it feels like we have the same number of femanons
>>33687804Hot
>>33687805Good job.
I have a question for the men. How many times in a single day can you cum? My first boyfriend could only cum a single time in a day, but he could last 30-40 minutes. The thing is he had severe phimosis and got the foreskin removal surgery at like... 22-23 years old.>>33687788Don't. Just please don't, anon. Playing with people's feelings is cruel, and you won't feel satisfied with her if you're not into her.
>>33687813It was very hot, I had to stop and slow down multiple times so he doesn't cum too fast.
>>33687800>anticonceptive implantHow much does it cost?
hello i'm the pillfearing anon again, i wanted to just say a general thank you for anyone who tried to reason with me and i also wanted to apologize for any headache i may have caused, i'm a virgin for a reason after all
>>33687816I have masturbated five times in a day once. When I was a teenager I was doing it three times a day on average for a while.
>>33687819Nah, you're cool.
>>33687816My average on a night of sex would be 2
>>33687817Those are the best times. Were you bouncing on it?
>>33687816idk it depends, I think the actual upper limit to what is realistic is 4, 5 at a push, this would be if I was locked in a log cabin with a gf and the internet was out so there was nothing else to do but play scrabble and fuck. More realistically would be twice, 2 in a single session, like 10 then cum then 30 then cum idk
>>33687811Oh yeah? Prove it!
>>33687800>Argentina.My condoleances
>>33687819do not do any birth control
i feel like this thread needs that femanon who likes stoic german men
>>33687816Hypothetically, a man could recharge his load in about 15 minutes, so that's an upper bound of 96 ejaculations in a day. In practice I've done it over 3 times a day in my teens, and nowadays I just stick to 1 and move on with my life
>>33687818Hmm... Here in Argentina it's free thankfully, paid by the state, but I don't know the prices overseas. It says it can be like over 1000 USD in other countries, ooooooof.But do keep in mind that it should last 3 years and is more than 99% effective at preventing pregnancies, not STDs, but pregnancies yes. The drug is etonogestrel and it's slowly delivered every single day so you won't forget it.>>33687819It's okay, medication sounds scary but it literally comes from the same things we're either made of or surrounded of. Without it we'd be in a worse state, probably.>>33687821Can a man realistically go over 10 times? Asking more out of curiosity, not that I'd want a man to explode his dick.
>>33687816I'm sans foreskin and also have a vasectomy, I'd say that the most I've cum in a day is around 12 times when I was in my mid 20s which was a deliberate challenge I did with a girl at a cabin I rented, and the last few really weren't all that enjoyable but I was determined to hit the dozen.
>>33687839>Can a man realistically go over 10 times?I probably could if I really wanted to, but I don't think I'd ever want to. The thing about the male orgasm that is different from the female one is that you truly do go from maximally horny to absolute zero, not horny at all, so you have to get horny again from scratch.
>>33687812i don't really like avatarf*gging sorry
>>33687839>1000 USDOkay, I need to save now
>>33687827No, he fucked my mouth for a little and then we did pic rel, we were too horny to do much else.
>>33687800Why are there so many Latinx girls here? Is it too dangerous to go outside?
>>33687836who?
>>33687845I've never seen that position before. Did you get a creampie?
>>33687849It's great, you should definitely try it. Yes, absolutely.
>>33687846they want to steal us
>>33687816>How many times in a single day can you cum?I currently can't, but my norm is at least twice a day. 3 to 4 times is comfortable and 5 to 7 a day if I am extra horny.Usually I cum every single day.
>>33687752I did tubal ligation and I’m a virgin, o think it’s a good idea to be prepared
>>33687832It's not that bad, it's just that the job market is stale as fuck where I live.>>33687837...b-but isn't there some type of physical limit, like, vascular- nervous limit to prevent the penis or prostate to harming itself? How come some men can't cum at all after some time? Or even get an erection?>>33687840Did the vasectomy hurt? I know it's not the same but I want to get my tubes cut, and being put under anesthesia sounds a bit scary. In my case with my orgams I feel like it tends to scale, if I'm not horny from the beginning I won't cum at all. If I'm really really horny I can have a lot of dry orgasms and manage to squirt vaginally like 3-4 times at least in a single session.>>33687846No idea, I'm just bored and tend to lurk a lot. Kind of proud of my latinas colonizing this place.
>>33687855I see she took one for the team.
So you all know about my issues with the break room. Well now somebody is blasting his heavy metal music IN THE BATHROOM!
>>33687864It was me, sorry.
>>33687864let a nigga vibe
Where do I meet clingy gf
I'm horny!
>>33687859>It's not that bad, it's just that the job market is stale as fuck where I live.Well the job market is bad in the entire world. The global economy being horrible will do that.
>>33687871the womens bathroom
>>33687872same
Coming out of my depression for one moment and I still want a boyfriend
korrasami poster still here? happy birthday doodle i was too lazy to draw hands tho
It is absolutely surreal how attractive some women are.
sex haver genders, please tell me if vaginal penetration is possible in this position, thank you
>friends invited me out for tomorrow>face is kinda chopped right nowWould you guys go or would you make up an excuse about not feeling well?
>>33687882cute art
>>33687884Never understood how some people are so flexible at having sex, but I think this can be plausible.>>33687883It sucks a bit not being a part of that group, hahah.>>33687886I'd still go out, but that's because I'm used to looking a bit meh most of the time.
>>33687883I wish someone thought this about me
GirlsWhat would you think if your bf started to reject your bjs?
>>33687884saved
>>33687886Whenever I go out feeling disgusting I don't really have a great time because someone always ends up commenting on my acne anyway which just makes me feel worse But you should go if you have good friends who will distract you from it. And if you are dealing with acne avoid drinking, that just makes it worse
>>33687816>How many times in a single day can you cum?I don't know. A huge fantasy of mine is for a woman to see how many times she could get me off in a day, but I don't have hopes of it ever being fulfilled. Meanwhile, jacking off on my own that many times just seems depressing.
>>33687859>did the vasectomy hurtThey don't knock you out for it and it's an outpatient procedure, you get valium, a random painkiller, and a shot of local anesthesia. Overall it didn't hurt much, it had the same kind of achey pain of getting kicked in the nuts but it was by far the easiest medical procedure I've ever had, the only real issue was the psychological build up and fallout. I imagine getting your tubes tied feels a lot different. As far as changes to cum, pre-vasectomy I never had pre-cum, post vasectomy I almost always have a lot of it. Also sometimes I can feel the little scar when I'm scratching my balls or whatever.
>>33687887i wish i could post my sexier stuff here
>>33687816>How many times in a single day can you cum?My record is seven, but it could possibly be more with the aid of another. Main limiting factors are refractory period and chafing.
>>33687891next
>>33687897Do you get blue balls
>>33687891thankful that my feigned incompetence worked
>>33687898i also draw lewd stuff sometimes but i always delete them off the universe the next morning i wake up
>>33687902What does that mean
>>33687890>>33687889Are you doing something to try to get another person thinking that way about you?Attractiveness can also come feom the mind and personality.
>>33687884Yeah, I have seen it
>>33687907i mean, what else am i supposed to do on my period? i've been drawing sexy pictures and just sending them to my bf as things to do when it's over lol
>>33687893I think I'll skip it then? The outbreak is too noticeable right now. I would really like to go but I would cry if someone commented on my face lol
Been feeling pretty good lately until a coworker called out the pen I had on my back pocket>"Trying to get those broads to check out your ass huh!?"To which I silently realized over the last two weeks I’ve eaten out most days and of the women I came across that weren’t a combination of toad faced freaks, meth mouth disasters, and the bar staff I have seen a grand total of 2 women out and about just hanging out.
>>33687898Thats very pretty, artanon
>>33687859I don't think there's a physical limit besides how much cum can be produced. Like a lot of bodily functions, it probably works off of hormones with diminishing returns until some type of poisoning occurs from the sheer quantity of them. Someone super horny for example, may have a lot of sex hormones running through them but an orgasm would trigger a nervous system response that would start taking those horny hormones out of the system so it would regulate itself. For a lot of guys the hormones start out strong in their teens in early twenties, then it steadily declines with aging. A lot can influence how much testosterone is produced such as lifestyle, diet, exercise, and medications so some guys lose interest quicker than others.
>>33687917If you really want to go you should go, I regret letting my acne control my life. Do you have any make up or pimple patches?
>>33687911that I will simply find another one that's less ungrateful
>>33687893Funny, in the past I had a ton of acne, and nowadays literally almost every time I meet up with older friends that's gonna be some comment like "wow, you skin is clear". Like, happening the first time it's weird in one way, but repeated mentioning is just odd.
>>33687925What? Why would you break up with a guy over that? You don’t even get an orgasm from it
>>33687699i draw myself getting railed. and sometimes other things
>missed the light skinned and dark haired femanon appreciation last threadFUCK!
>>33687928How'd you get rid of it? Also yea that's weird they must just have an image of you from when they first met you
>>33687928*I had a ton of acne and nobody said anything cause they got tact
I hate women.
>>33687930I have no interest in dating a man with no hunger for life
I'm still shaken by the fact that a week ago, the world watched a man get murdered, and many of them celebrated his death and said he deserved to die because he had beliefs that are extremely similar to my own. How are you coping with this? It's a scary thing knowing that people I used to love and consider good friends would be happy if I was killed.
>>33687940real weak bait MONGOLOID
>>33687935Stress + sleep + exercise (first two are most important). Showering regularly and learning how to exfoliate WELL too. Learning to do these were the most important imo. The bare minimum skincare I use is just a lotion that works for me.Better diet seems to help too - I don't eat junk food too often cause I try to cook for myself, but binging on a whole bag of chips I think fucks me up. Less milk too, even though I love milk and used to drink it daily. It might've also caused me to get less mosquito bites but not sure.
>>33687941It is not bait. I didn't even watch Charlie's videos before he was killed, I've never listened to an episode of his podcast, but it's really shaken me just the same. I've been watching his videos since then and seeing what a great guy he seems to be, and it's so jarring the reactions I've seen. Can't get over it.
>>33687941stop interacting with him. just report for off topic and move on.
>>33687940>the worldAs if 'the world' cared about that loser. It's like when americans think their version of football is king when the rest of the world knows it's 'soccer'.
>>33687946>I'm sad that tons of people are saying that anyone who thinks like me deserves to be murdered.>Don't interact with him!!!
>>33687939>no hunger for lifewhy is getting a bj the only way to live that way?
>>33687948stop feeding the troll
>>33687950it's not but if he can't even find joy and pleasure in someone sucking on his dick then he's done for
>>33687952Sorry.
>>33687953what if you're just bad tho and he doesn't wanna hurt your feelings
>>33687952Do you not think someone could be genuinely upset about the amount of people celebrating murder?
>>33687953maybe he has ED? That can cause reduced feeling
>>33687939That means you also want him to eat pussy too right? Can't take away his right to taste sex juice from the source
>>33687956I also don't want to date someone that immature and incompetent with communication
>>33687959>maybe he has ED?NTAThen that's an entirely different issue.
>>33687961valid
>>33687948I watched people celebrate dude. I saw people I know doing it.
>>33687959then he needs to actively work on fixing that >>33687960sure
Namefag having two posts in a row without anything in between is always really sad
>>33687961So if he told you he didn’t want bjs anymore because they don’t feel good. That would be better?
>>33687967who
>>33687968he could just tell me how I could make them feel better instead
>>33687924Yeh. I tried to use a patch and a concealer today to see how it looks but I feel like it's still too noticeable.
Is it cool if a guy happily plays video games and doesn't need female approval?
>>33687978that's normal, i play vidya too.
>>33687940Oh my fucking goooodSHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY POLTARD
>>33687940I know what you mean. It feels like I lost a brother, a good Christian brother.
>>33687978Nothing men do is cool anymore. The last cool man was David Bowie and he fucking DIED
>>33687981>people who call themselves empaths when they watch a man get murdered in front of his wife and children for being a republican
>>33687989Exactly. I never followed the dude when he was alive, but I feel like I'm changed forever now.
>>33687990>The last cool man was David BowieHe was exceptionally cool.But I would personally put David Lynch into that club too.Nta
>>33687970you know some people just aren’t meant to give bjs?
>>33687914you have insane levels of power, i'm going to siphon them a bit thenatoga, i drew 2 women i like hugging once but i can't show them to anyoneyou can adopt them, goodbye
>>33688000I will take Alisa.I don't know who the other is.
girlsWhat would you think if you noticed that your bfs liked videos and watch history on YouTube is full of attractive female vloggers and other random videos, but all attractive girls? Nothing thotty, but just every video is hot female in it?
>>33687989>good Christian brother>thinks it's okay to have gun deaths every single year to have the Second Amendment
>>33688002oh come on it's Xiaoyu!! She was there before Alisa...
>>33688005I played maybe two Tekken games.
>>33688006no problem! it was one of my first games ever, i will always love her old costume with glowing accessories
>>33688000Post it full on /soc/
>>33688007Are you a lewds drawing femanon?
>>33688008to be honest i didn't really finish that yet and as much as i can barely draw nsfw, i am actually very scared of real nsfw and i think /soc/ is full of that lmao, but thank you for asking..
I'm still shaken by the fact that a week ago, /atoga/ watched a manon get rejected by a femanon, and many of you celebrated his humiliation and said he deserved to be rejected because he had beliefs that are extremely similar to my own.How are you coping with this? It's a scary thing knowing that posters I used to love and consider good friends would be happy if I was rejected.
>>33687903>do you get blue ballsnot really orgasm feels pretty much exactly the same
>>33688012i guess i'm a femanon who sometimes draws and barely lewds
>>33688023After the orgasm. Your balls still make sperm, they just can’t go anywhere
spit on your hand and stroke my cock at a medium pace...
>>33688024Are you :3?
>>33688021>How are you coping with this?i didn't notice and i don't care>posters I used to love and consider good friendsyou need medical assistance and a caretaker
>>33688030no no, as far as i understood, she's much more powerful than me
>>33687898Is that one also Korrasami for her birthday?
>>33687937did you get banned? you were gone for days.
>>33688004So true. Can you believe there's "Christians" who think cars should be legal? I guess all the car accidents are worth it so they can get to Applebee's faster.
>>33687864Heavy shit
>>33688000I didnt know you're bi anon
>>33687891Is it to get to the plappening faster?
>>33688033Tell me a bit about you. How long have you been drawing and do you do it professionally?
>>33688041No, your bjs don’t feel good for him
Okay okay so wait- there's 2 all-lowercase femanons? One is goth and has a bf, the other is eccentric and is lonely virgin- is that right?
>>33688037Why does the government insist that we need to be licensed to drive cars? I believe everyone should have the freedom to drive a car without a license! Wait, what's th--ACK!
>>33688046There are many more than that.
>>33688040...i'm trying to be straight only but sometimes i still fail, i hope no one is recognizing me i'm totally a new anon>>33688042i don't do it professionally and i don't post anywhere, i just draw for myself and i started in my teens? currently i can't really do it as often though
>>33688050What the heck do you mean??
>>33688051>currently i can't really do it as often thoughWhy not? :(Can you upload any other work you've done and are proud of? Something that does not dox you btw.
>>33688046there are also men who low effort post by not using punctuation or capitalization
>>33688046We also have a man who types like that. Maybe he has AGP because he keeps acting "surprised" when he's mistaken for a woman.
>>33687995not me, if he doesn't like my bj's and doesn't want to teach me how to suck him so he likes it, he can get lost
>>33687940The celebrations are largely out of spite. We had to watch countless people on the right practically dance in the streets with joy when RBG died, spamming DING DING THE BITCH IS DEAD everywhere they could. Why is the responsibility exclusively on us to be the better person?
>metal gig tomorrow, localhow do I make frens
>>33688049This but unironically. The DMV should be abolished.
>>33688046??? there's a ton of lowercase posters
>>33688058Good attitude.Nobody needs pasive aggressive jerks who can't communicate.
>>33688029play with my balls and tell me how big they are...
>>33688051I think it's a weird form of bi-curiosity girls get from consuming so much male gaze lewd material, hentais etcAlso I'm just mixed up- you're the former kitten poster, who is often sad about being an alone virgin right?
>>33688046you think there's only two? is this why i'm constantly catching strays from schizos accusing me of being some bitter lonely bpd femcel tranny??
>>33687940>How are you coping with this?By knowing that nothing ever happens. Curtis Yarvin can remind people the truth over and over again and they'll continue to ignore him. Best I can do is Pam Bondi burning CK's legacy to the ground. Jimmy Kimmel (and late night television shows from the 1950's in general) was a money sink and the tv execs fired him because they had a good opportunity to do so.
>>33688068Are you a guy??
>>33688063The DMV should have more money to hire more staff and raise everyone's salaries. Imagine a world where you go to the DMV and the line is short and everyone there is happy to see you because they're happy to work there. We'd by halfway to world peace and a quarter of the journey to a Star Trek utopia if our politicians supported the DMV.
>>33688067>Also I'm just mixed up- you're the former kitten poster, who is often sad about being an alone virgin right?She is notNow stop being a creep
>>33688065100%
>>33688068uwu why does evwywun think im a femboi just cause i type like one owo?
>>33688049kek
>>33688062i've been in many and rarely if ever see anyone talking to randoms outside their group. but the more ug it is the more there are lone men coming alone, so maybe find someone else like that too and go talk to him? some liquid bravery will help too, like compliment a patch or something and start a convo.
>>33688076>>33688084i'm a girl...
my body only clings to lifeonly my spirit has died insideI pray for death every nightbut I keep waking up aliveI cut myself for inflictionI still spit at my reflectionI hate everything I amI have my friends to thank for thatso I keep taking my medsand I do what my doctor saysI hate myself more everydayI guess I'll always be this wayI've learned that love is deadand people just get fucked insteadand all the while making friendsjust to fuck them in the end
>>336880801. I'm not a guy2. I'm just curious, I'm OCD about being mixed-up3. Calm down
>>33688061>We had to watch countless people on the right practically dance in the streets with joy when RBG died, spamming DING DING THE BITCH IS DEAD everywhere they could. First of all that isn't true. If anybody was saying that, it was in shitposts on 4chan, not openly with their faces and named attached, proud of what they're saying. When Trump himself found out she died, he said "She was an incredible woman who lived an incredible life." He didn't immediately start saying the world is a better place without her like so many average nurses and elementary school teachers are doing about Charlie. Also RGB was an actual government official who had the ability to do things that actually hurt people, and in my opinion she did. Charlie was not a politician. He talked into a microphone. There are leftist politicians I absolutely despise, but I would NEVER celebrate or mock the murder of a liberal commentator, and it would never even enter my mind to do so.
>>33688056stop calling me out, sometimes i type with 1 hand
>>33688046i'm not "goth" but i do have a bf, i type in lowercase most of the time.
>>33688088Okay, sorry sis Are you the goth?
>>33688091Don't careStop being a creep and keep it to yourself
>>33688097no
>>33688097>>33688096Okay looks like it's answered
>>33688003>female vloggersIf a man watches several female vloggers I'd suspect he's gay ngl.
>>33688093Charlie Kirk, the guy saying the Civil Rights Act was a mistake and we should execute Biden for his crimes against America, that Charlie Kirk? Maybe on 4chan that's a normal thing to say, but of course in the real world you're going to find people thinking he's unhinged and dangerous.
>>33688055>Why notdrawing takes a long time for me and i struggle a biit healthwise with things that come with that, plus just being busy a bit>Can you upload any other workafter my 4hour meditation i realized that i can't, sorry, but thank you for being interested
Do women really like sweet guys?
A femanon could never love me the way I’d love her
If I just sit on a dick but don't bounce or anything, how long will it remain hard?
>>3368811850% gentlemanly 50% cool is ideal
>>33688067i'm not a kitten poster, also the reason why i am a bit regretful about my interest in girls is because i had unpleasant experiences with them irl and i didn't want to be involved with them anymore since then, i hope this doesn't sound edgy but i don't like wording it the way it was.
>>33688110Are you even slightly interested in his reasoning for saying what he said about the civil rights act, or do you actually just think he's saying that black people shouldn't have rights?
Are any femanon s brap hogs?
>>33688122I'm sorry but I don't think most of the femanons here would date a tranny.
>>33688118I like guys that can be everything.
>>33688036I was banned on Wednesday and then yesterday I was so exhausted when I got home that I went straight to bed and slept for about 14 hours.
>>33688112>after my 4hour meditation i realized that i can'tQuirky femanon. heheIt's ok!
>>33688127Just interjecting here, that person you're replying to is someone else. I'm the guy who mentioned that the celebrations were out of spite.
>>33688123The male might start moving, himself.
>>33688136Never knew spamming brainrot can be that exhausting.Guess it's normal when you are as weak as you are.
>>33688125I see
>>33688123It's more about emotion. If you're both drinking then you just sit on his lap and keep talking, he's gonna stay hard. If he hasn't gotten off in a week, it's much easier to get hard. If you're naked with your back to him while his dick is inside, but he knows it's gonna go nowhere tonight and already jacked off earlier, it won't last too long.If you want him to stay hard for sure, keep grinding on him, or keep speaking to him eye-to-eye with sexy eyes, or whisper in his ear stuff. Teasing + Anticipation >> Getting off, in the long run. Sorta like how women in lewd clothing gets the mind racing
>>33688143Despite what you might believe, 4chan is not where I spend most of my time.I was exhausted from multiple 12+ hour work days while getting only ~4 hours of sleep each night.
Fems, would you like to be called a brap hog? Do you see it as a term of endearment?
>>33688140Scary
>>33688132trannies?
>>33688127But it doesn't bother you that he called for executing politicians. Just a few weeks ago you were doing the same, weren't you?
>>33688125Are you one of those >I'm mostly friends with boystype of girl then?
Women are getting off work, doing their makeup, and preparing themselves for Chad cock. Have a nice weekend, bros.
>>33688150>Despite what you might believeI don't, I just wanted to make fun of you.But even for that you are too autistic... :/
>>33688124And what’s cool? Not showing toon much care?
>>33687501Jimmy Kimmel always sucked and I’m glad he’s gone
>>33688162i'm playing osrs but sure lmao
>>33688160absolutely not, i'm just a loner now and i was never in a friendship with a guy at all
>>33688157Not if they're found guilty for crimes against humanity. I kind of doubt he said it though anyway. I haven't seen that clip and my assumption is that you've mangled and misinterpreted the meaning of it like the other thing you said.
>>33688172Why do so many women appear to play osrs?
>>33688169i think coolness is like not seeking approval. you can be very friendly/nice and not come across like you want approval, this is important.
>>33687944What kind of exfoliating?
>>33688162Friday they swipe, Saturday evening they "date", Saturday evening they get clapped to hell and back, and on Sunday they go out shopping with their besties.
>>33688174Oh, you're that guy. The guy who spent every day in /atoga/ calling for executions of everyone involved in lockdowns. Wew lad.
>>33688175i'm in a girl osrs clan and most seem to be millenials who played the original runescape way back. i'm a newbie who never played og runescape though (i mean 2000s era runescape not rs3).
>>33688175>womenAnon, I..
>>33688162>Have a nice weekend, bros.Saturday is pushup day
>>33688184Nice try hon. But mmo's have a pretty high actual female population compared to most games, if you didn't know.
>>33688190What I know is that in 2025 a lot of people claiming to be women aren't.
>>33687570That's fucked up
Foids, is it true that women are more sparse with obvious signs of interest due to the risk of getting creeped on? LIek every time you show obvious interest in a stranger by smiling or initiating a conversation, theres a risk of the guy being a creep and you not getting rid of him anymore. So I feel women only do it if they are really into you or getting non creepy vibes from you. Is this true?
>>33688162>girl spends an hour or so showering, choosing which clothes to wear, doing her hair, and doing her makeup to prep for her meeting the a guy she likes.Agh, women are too much, I wish I was normal. I remember a girl changing her shirt after I arrived to look more attractive, just melted me inside, fm stupid life.
>>33688192Most males here are troons too or have agp, it's quite sad. The rope awaits you.
>>33688162I'm getting off work and cracking open a white monster.
>>33688180It was pretty clear he was either the "muh satanic lockdown people" schizzo or a sympathizer.It's the same type of deranged.
>>33688206You won't be able to sleep properly...
>>33688200Yeah, somewhat at least.Imagine if you had to frequently tell job applicants that they didn't get the job. It's not fun to hurt people, let alone the risk of being creeped on, but people constantly put us in the position where we need to feel like the bad guy in a small way.
Today I have learned to to tell somebody in Spanish that I am not their friend.This may come in handy in the future.
>>33688217I learned how to say it in Canadian>I'm not your buddy, guy!
>>33688212I trust my body, and I will stick to the schedule. I appreciate your concern, anon
can we have more lowercase anons?
no
>>33688222too many phone posters
yes :)
Why does spaghetti come out of my pockets when talking to a new girl?
>>33688221You're a tough nugget then.Just don't go too hyper, ok?
how can I prove I'm not a phone poster?
>>33688225i disabled autocap on my phone for this exact reasonso strange how this particular general thinks lowercase typing is uncommon and exclusive to women
i wanna cum inside a liberal womando atoga women lean left or right?
>>33688200idk how that is for others but definitely true for me. it's hard to say what's the true reason for why i am like that, like it could be just extreme shyness since i am shy around strangers and men especially, but i do suppose most women are always on some level afraid of men so i guess that fear can be a contributing factor as well. but yea i think your thoughts are probably mostly correct. the only time i've felt "safe" enough to intentionally do subtle flirting (i've done this only with one person i think lmao) was when the guy had through previous interactions made it quite clear that he doesn't chase or simp after random women and kept a respectable "distance". basically showing that he's the opposite of a slimey guy, i felt safe around him. it's a been a while since i last saw him but i kinda hope he asks me out.
>>33688231you made me realize a lot of anons capitalize "i"
>>33688222I'm already happy when you uncultured fucks at least use punctuation.
>>33688233Well, I do type like this when I want to seem more like a maleanon. It's just a stereotype.
>>33687538donald trump went on logan pauls podcast as well as adin ross and nelk boys...
>>33688238I asked how I could prove I'm not a phoneposter, not how I can prove I'm not an Indian.
>>33688239true serious people desire to be seen not as serious, this is a fact
>>33688230>Just don't go too hyper, ok?Just a little.
>>33688228Because you're already forming assumptions about her that would make you feel more nervous around her than any other interaction. It could be actively made assumptions or deeper thought patterns formed during certain moments in your life that would make nervousness
>>33688244you have to send a video of you bouncing on it directly to my email address
>>33688246Alright, but stay off the benzos while high on monstee.
>>33688242>It's just a stereotype.only on here really
>>33687945>>33687940Don't be a piece of shit whose goal is to mutilate the weak and tear society apart in exchange for millions of dollars and you'll likely be okay. The only disappointing part about the whole event is that the fucker can only be put down once. You don't get to be on the side of evil and then come cry about how hard it is emotionally on you. This "Oh my god its so terrible, I'm struggling so hard with this" while the political party you support is currently protecting a known billionaire pedophile and helping him destroy the world is pathetic. For a bunch of absolute monsters you sure lack any semblance of a spine when the consequences of your own actions come to roost. The fact that people who think like you are scared to go in public is but a small joy for the rest of us. If you support Charlie and think like him you are not safe. You shouldn't feel safe. You don't deserve to be safe.
>>33688256based
>>33688250:(Fine
>>33688118Of course
>>33688236Staunchly centrist
How much do I need to bench to get a gf?
>>33688258There you go, now enjoy your caffeine & sugar induced rush. *pat pat*
>>33688256>Don't be a piece of shit whose goal is to mutilate the weak and tear society apart in exchange for millions of dollars and you'll likely be okay.I agree. All tranny doctors should go to prison.
>>33688247Yeah maybe I'm worried about making a good first impression. I ran into her in the elevator (for the second time now) too, so I also felt an urgency due to the lack of time. I had an interesting brief conversation with her the first time and want to get her number to follow up on it, but I didn't feel like asking her for her number in a full elevator. I need to run into her somewhere else so I can talk without expediency. I could go find and knock on her door, she's my neighbor, but I feel like that'd be weird.
>>33688256I don't think anybody should assassinate anybody, but the feigned distress from the people on the right who I know are on sites like 4chan is so funny to me. Like... dude I know you just laughed at a video of a guy being beheaded, you don't give 2 fucks about anything why are you pretending like I don't know this? Trump himself isn't even pretending to give a shit.
>>33688264Assuming you date a woman whom weighs less than you, you need to bench your weight. They love a guy a who can toss them around
>>33688270nta but why can't he bench the weight of a girl instead?
What about the girl who go her throat slit why don't we talk about that.
Does homeownership make a man more attractive? Specifically at 30 years old
>50% of guys under 30 have never asked a girl out>over 25% of people under 30 have not had sex in the last year>over 30% of young men are singlewhat will the consequences of this be
>>33688265:)
>>33688272NTA, you need to be able to really easily lift them. And holding a person is a lot harder than a barbell.Asking that guys bench 180 is not a big ask.>>33688264I would say 245 1RM
>>33688264im not there yet but I think as a man we need to at least:Overhead press 135 lbsBench press 225 lbsSquat 315 lbsand Deadlift 405 lbsI am thinking curl might need to be 135 too.. the average woman you want to date should be below that so you probably want to be able ot throw 135 around like it's nothing
>>33688272A little extra strength to make it easy. They might get the ick if you struggle.
>>33688264If you think the two are correlated, odds are you'll be benching over 225 long, long before you even come close to getting a gf. Have fun
>>33688270>>33688272This.The average man also CAN bench the average woman... for 1 rep It doesn't take much effort to make that more like 10. Benching your own weight is overkill for the purpose of being attractive to a woman, especially when most will simply assume you can do that by default since most women vastly overestimate how strong the average man is (as we are, as a species, weak for our size)
>>33688277>50% of guys under 30 have never asked a girl outthis number is exaggerated because it's "never asked a girl out in person" More than 50% of under 30's have asked out women, just over text/DMs instead
>>33688277Im all of these stats.I don't think I ever will "ask a girl out"the whole idea seems performative and weird to me. Maybe in college or something it makes sense but when would i ask a girl out in the real world?
Femanons, how much of an age gap could you handle?
>>33688275dramatically depends on where you are. Some places owning a home is meaningless, some places it means you're rich.>>33688277Idk, but given that I - an abject failure, social reject, loser who is a blight on humanity - had even asked out a girl by the time I was 30 makes me feel like this is not good, because me being in the top 50th percentile is a bad sign for everyone else.However I have not had sex in the past year and I am single.
>>33688275i've been asked out by tons of men just randomly irl, and i'm mid. this just seems like a skewed statistic.
>>33688280Fuck man I really need to work on that. I haven't been lifting because I get so tired from work, but I'm at the point where my upper body doesn't feel too tired at the end of the day so I should probably start re working at least upper body stuff into my routine. However, my legs are just done at the end of the day and the next day, so squats are not happening.
Men, why aren't you fighting in a medieval battle as a man-at-arms right now?
>>33688292oops meant for >>33688277but i do suppose yes to answer homeowner anons question.
>>33688236Linke Sozialdemokratischer who has worked for a right wing American think tank.
>>33688287No more than a decade at the ABSOLUTE maxI hate boomers and old people
anons how do you fill an empty and meaningless life?
>>33688277>what will the consequences of this beLook at japan. Basically just more corpos profiting from lonely men, an aging population, women get more resentful of the 10% of men they're actually attracted to for treating them like shit and no big, destabilizing dramatic event happens because everyone is still relatively comfortable even if they're depressed
>>33688294Why aren't you sucking my dick right now?
>>33688304with too many hobbies, videogames, and napping.
>>33688294Jousting is way cooler
>>33688307I've already done all of that.I've turned into a hoarder due to acquiring too many hobbies. I'm drowning in this now.
>>33688277Hey I'm all of those things
>>33688287I've had a crush on a professor who was over 40 so technically quite a gap. But that was a random crush not something I would ever act on lol so it's hard to say
>>33688304Pick a goal and keep at it relentlessly
>>33688293same man. ive been slacking because of insomniaif i dont sleep over 7 hours i just skip the gym because im never as strong and from when i was consistent a few years ago, i learned going to the gym while sleep deprived is a wash because you will end up gaining more fat than muscle anyway
Women, how would you feel about your boyfriend or male partner if you found out he'd done an internship with a nonprofit dedicated to advancing Male Supremacist causes?
>>33688294I am thinking of joining the navy in a noncombat role just because the offer free housing and i can live on ships.
>>33688301>Linke SozialdemokratischerIf you're a woman, you got to remove the R at the end.If you are a man, add an R to Linke.
>>33688314uh huh.
>>336882873 years younger or older than me like nature would like
is it fair to want to break up because my gf doesn't want to have sex?
ATOGAns, do you feel you fit your Zodiac sign stereotype?
>>33688305Imagine when the sex bots roll out
>>33688309Sounds like your next plan should be about weeding out the shit then.
>>33688314Guys aren't as good at hiding their politics as they think they are. if I found that out I would already know that he's not like that anymore so it's likely not a problem
>>33688287I'm 42 right now, I've been on 1st through 4th dates with men anywhere between 19 and 52 in the last few years. The younger men can be fun but they're not really ready for an adult relationship, and men in their 50s can be too jaded and bitter. And the older men act like sex on dates is a consolation prize instead of something fun.
>>33688314such as?
>>33688324I don't know that crap, but I know I fill my mbti shoes.
>>33688324For the most part, yeh. I don't like it.
>>33687415Question to all females.What is your hair color preference in white Men?>dirty blonde>blonde>brown>black>ginger>white
>>33688318I tried to volunteer for the U.S. Coast Guard Auxiliary hoping I could get cutter duty but I was turned down.
>>33688304a woman would be nice
>>33688325Also never going to happen for the same reason you don't own a fleshlight, porn is dramatically cheaper to produce and distribute and your hand does the same thing
>>33688302How old are you?
>>33688268>Like... dude I know you just laughed at a video of a guy being beheadedI did not. Why do you project this shit
>>33688333I never could decide between blonde and black (with pale skin), now I like red too
>>33688323maybe yeah. It sorta depends on why.
>>33688333my preference>blonde>dirty blonde>brown>black>ginger>white (albinos don't exist)
>>33688335>cutter dutyA what duty?
>>33688344Cutter. It's what Coast Guard boats (United States) are called.
>>33688342she's virgin and doesn't want to because shes embarased, were dating for 8 months
I don't even think women are human at this point.
>>3368833826
>>33688333streaks of white/grey in any of those other colors
>>33688346Sounds like you're cutting fish.
Girls, do you like platformer video games?
>>33688348They're more human than you are.
>>33688332Which are you?
>>33688287I'm so sad that I won't be impregnating a brown qt
Would you rather have a gay son or a BPD daughter
>>33688348True, they're goddesses.
>>33688354I know for certain that's not true.
State gender. Do you think it would have been possible for the kids in Assassination Classroom to kill Koro-Sensei with a Death Note if they'd had one?
Women, is dick a comfort food for you?
>>33688357Why would I ever want to have children.
>>33688333i've found ginger (specifically with shaved or very short hair with a beard), dark brown, black, and dirty blonde hair attractive on guys. but the guy i'm mildly crushing on has dirty blonde so i suppose that wins.
>>33688333It doesn't matter, white men will never want to date me
>>33688358>>33688359
>>33688353Yes, for feel-good nostalgia
>>33688365if you're non white then you're right. your comment doesn't matter either if you care fucking pickme
>>33688355Cancer.
>>33688362So you can raise them to be either soldiers who fight for their country, or preachers who spread God's good word.
i think lifting weights is cute
>>33688371Wow, no thanks.
>>33688372me too
>>33688361It would/will be
>>33688367Which ones are your favorites?
>>33688362Dying alone sucks
>>33688347you could try your best to get her to feel safe around you. This requires active conversation about your sex life, it being non-existant. Find out the cause, work together to find a solution, talk about your feelings and hers.in the end if there's no way forward, then yeah break up. You only got one life, and it's happiest if there's a lot of sex in it.
>>33688370AhI have an older brother who's a Cancer-Leo cusp but he seems like just a full Leo lol
Caucasian man, mediterranean woman seems to be the perfect combination.
>>33688376Favorite flavor? Condiment preference?
>>33688382white and white is a perfect combination
>>33688382Me and women don't seem to mix well, or at all
>>33688350What's he ideally wearing with that? Professor vibes?
>>33688339Stop crybullying like a little baby. Maybe it works on normies and the mainstream media but it doesn't work on anons.
>>33688382why
>>33688379>You only got one life, and it's happiest if there's a lot of sex in iton the other hand, frustration from not getting laid can be the bedrock for a lot of good things, but you gotta be the type that turns lemons into lemonade
>>33687415>talking to a girl >really into our conversation >gives me the sleepy eye doe look>I pre cum Any guy know this feel?
>>33688382So white man + white woman?
>>33688379I tried talking with her and all her answers was she too embarrassed to do it and no further explanation, I tried to set up a mood like romantic dates and even gave her a oral to try put her in the mood but she was too nervous she said she didn't felt nothing
>>33688388Personal experience.
>>33688377Mario Sunshine will always have a special place in my heart, DK 64 is number two, Banjo and Tooie and Mario 64
>>33688393european edition
>>33688393I used the terms I used for a reason.
State gender,Have you ever been in a sword duel? Either to first blood or to the death?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tn0cL1DOnMc
Women, what do you think of the sex position where you're laying your back against his chest?To me it sounds nice because there'd be full skin contact like with missionary or pronebone, but I'd also have full access to her breasts and clit.
>>33688383VanillaMelted chocolate and whipped cream
>>33688396Those are great choices. DK64 is such a good game. Me and my dad and my brother beat it together with all the collectables, and we were so proud of ourselves.
I have goals and I work towards them every single day and yet here I am depressed and sitting in my car alone
>>33688382I have a raging love for Italian women from my tripshowever I am slavic and they see me as subhuman, even though I tower over the men over there
>>33688394nta but just asking, are you sure she's very attracted to you?
>>33688406Good girlfriend can fix a your depression
>>33688401it's my favorite
>>33688399>Have you ever been in a sword duel?Multiple times a day with my cock.>>33688407Never have dated an Italian.
Why does YouTube show me crap like this? Is it because of the saars they sent here recently (I hate the government and boomers)?
>>33688406sad guy sitting in a car alone = cool and cinematic
>>33688403I know I love it so muchAw, that sounds great, I had fun with it like that too with my brother and sister
>>33688381He got lucky, Leos seem to be very admirable.>cuspIf you count those, I fall in the Cancer/Gemini cusp. Wbu, anon? Do you share any of the stereotypical traits?
>>33688411>Never have dated an Italian.nope, and this makes me sad
>>33688408no im not, in fact in very insecure about that especially after that, but she does looks like she cares for me at least
>>33688382What about mediterranean man, asian woman? They love BGC
>>33688407are you slovenianon
>>33688396Give A hat in time and Snake pass a chance if you haven't yet.
>>33688412everyone gets AI ads 24/7 now
>>33688422Yeah, but lolishit?
>>33688394gotta talk about your feelings too man. A relationship is a two way street. Hold her hand, talk about your feelings about her (positive), acknowledge and validate her issues with sex, segue into you needs and how they aren't being met, then vocally attempt to learn more about these vague issues of hers because. By the end, a sort of resolution or plan of action needs to be established to slowly move into sex.if she refuses to work with you on solving a relationship issue, it's not longer a you issue. You can only do so much, but you can't ever fix someone directly.
>>33688409Maybe but I’ve been the boyfriend to depressed women before and I don’t want to be that way towards someone I love>>33688414I’m on my lunch break
Caucasian man x me (actual caucasian edition)
>>33688417I was saying *I* have never dated one. lolBut I guess your sadness is quite deep if you're seeing questions where there are none.>>33688419>What about mediterranean man, asian woman?I am neither of those, so I don't care.
>>33688409Sure, but if you're depressed you're not going to get a girlfriend in the first place unless you have sone stroke of crazy luck
>>33688426>gotta talk about your feelings too man.>talk about your feelingsWhy are you advising someone to do something so effeminate and gay?
>>33688401That is a heavenly position. As a woman, you feel intimate, secure and dominated but he is vulnerable to you. Makes my mouth water.
>>33688420ye
>>33688427>I’m on my lunch breakh0t
>>33688416Yes he's always been a Chad lolDo you feel like you have any Gemini traits too?Me, I'm Scorpio, no cusp and yeah, I was actually surprised when I first read about it how much it fit me- except for overly emotional and sexual stuff, I am reserved and balanced
>>33688382>Caucasian man, mediterranean woman seems to be the perfect combination.Yes, please.They have such beautiful names too, like Apollonia, Giovanna, and Beatrice.>t. Germanic moid
>>33688333>brown>dirty blonde/black>blonde>ginger>white
Men. Who was your first rape victim? How old were you when you first committed rape?
>>33688323>>33688347You're both right in my view. People should have what they want out of a relationship and if you can't find a compromise that both of you are happy with then it will just continue to cause issues. It sucks but a relationship with an open wound like that sucks more and neither of you should be forced to live in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable with each other.
>>33688256>Don't be a piece of shit whose goal is to mutilate the weak and tear society apart in exchange for millions of dollars and you'll likely be okay. The only disappointing part about the whole event is that the fucker can only be put down once. You don't get to be on the side of evil and then come cry about how hard it is emotionally on you.How leftist do you have to be to get to this point
>>33688433oh sorry, I thought I was talking about a lesbian couple, my b. Just rape her bro, they always get wet in the end
>>33688439>>t. Germanic moidHow stoic are you?
>>33688418i don't know what your chemistry is like, i know this sounds kinda obvious but if you can try to do your best to look attractive to her if you can, if there are traits or things she prefers, maybe she is insecure of how to express things that appeal to her
>>33688435You are from the home of Laibach and Slavoj Zizek, if you are anything like your more famous countrymen you will find a woman who appreciates intellectuals and artists no problem. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOffk1G6OX8
>>33688335Im an engineer and so i was looking into EDO roles personally. pay might be less than what i make now, but not having to pay for housing is amazing
>>33688421No I never have,maybe I willDo you any good ones that emulate that retro polygonal look?
>>33688441I got myself off while not understanding what was going on. Felt good
>>33688447she likes Asian k-idols, im brazilian.
>>33688435.
>>33688441(You)
>>33688401Seems lovely to me
>>33688441When I was born my pp touched my mom's vagina on the way out and I don't think she consented to that part of having me, but I didn't consent to that either so idk
>>33688448>Laibach>Zizekneither of those are something to brag about, especially compared to italians
>>33688439please describe your stoicism
>>33688434That's exactly what I was thinking. It's dominant, but romantic. And you can whisper sweet nothings to each other.
>>33688402What about the taste of precum while it dribbles down the side?
>>33688450They're both incredibly charming games and made me smile several times.Do you mean the kinda low poly look of the N64? Don't think so, since it's pretty easy nowadays to get at least Gamecube-tier graphics, so most games go at least for that unless they make some moody PS1-style horror or adventure game.
>>33688452you better keep your face clean shaven!!
>>33688460I like that. Currently working to be more vocal.
Why are italians getting popular lately?
>>33688436Foid? Pls be a woman holy fuck I’m so sad and lonely
>>33688453what
>>33688459Last Saturday my next door neighbor was having some construction done on his house. But I slept right through it because I'm not distracted by things I cannot change. Now, describe your elegance.
>>33688438From a quick Google search, I think so. But I wouldn't think too much of it. I think with the right intentions, scorpios can be very admirable as well. They get a bad rap.
>>33688468Italian brain rot.
>>33688461Sounds excellent but I've never had it
>>33688468I love em
State gender, were you the weird kid in school? What sort of kid were you?M, I was the shy kid, but wasn't disliked.
>>33688473I seeand thanks anon lol
>>33688472i walk so lightly that i risk giving people heart attacks as they notice my presence
>>33688468They have the sexiest bare feet of any European ethnicity. Take a look at Italian women's feet in the Summer when they're wearing flip flops around and tell me you don't want to massage those soles and toes with your penis?
>>33688483delete this
>>33688467I'm certain he'll appreciate it. There are few things that sound better.
>>33688256BASADO
>>33688478MI was the class clown.
>>33688472>a little constructionKEK. The sentiment tward your sleep is one I follow. I find joy in seeing such things develop so that sounds like something I would watch. Elegence in what?
Women, astrology is bullshit.My sign won't matter when I'm making you see stars.
>>33688483god I need an Italian gf. where do I find my Italian gf?
Girls, what would you think of a guy who buys a ton of comics every month? More DC than anything.
>>33688478Shy, quiet, super tomboy (bmx & camo), music, alt/goth, moved around alot. Artsy x1000
>>33688489Anon you shouldn't punch women!
>>33688494We got one who would want it though...
>>33688476As a tip, the more you edge the lucky guy without him cumming, the more it comes out like a leaky faucet. Then you get to control whenever he blows his load by rubbing it fast and firm.
>>33688496how do you know that
>>33688382I was thinking mulatto male and hapa female
>>33688494NTA but we should, actually.
>>33688496Including her. It's too dangerous
>>33688499Because she frequently talked about it the past few days.
would you want to know if your gf was a gooner?
>>33688498Don't forget that you can manually pump precum out by pushing it up the tube on the bottom side of the dick.
>>33688503I know.
>>33688494I don't punch women, I kick with my third leg.
>>33688494You don't have to punch her to make her see starts. Just fuck her right so she cums hard that the immediate blood rush causes her to lose her hearing and get dizzy for a couple seconds.
>>33688506it would be a dream come trueUNLESS she'd be a whore
>>33688506Yes, because from now on you get sexual pleasure from me only.
>>33688506Probably. Can we goon together?
>>33688506It would be a shame and I'd feel left out to know she was indulging on her food without sharing, yes.
>>33688481>Femme fatale medI can work with that.
>>33688504is she here now
>>33688502Is that revenge for the ball punching?
>>33688506If she wasn't hypersexual, we would not be compatible.Need to dump my cum inside her every single day, several times a day.
>>33688518It's because women deserve it.
>>33688515>german can't stop himself from thinking about work
>>33688478MPic sums it up
State gender...What's your most "out there" fantasy that you know will never happen?
>>33688524MaleHaving a gf
>>33687894Sounds like a really fun idea, heh. The issue is I feel that by the end of the day so much friction would end up hurting both you and your partner, or at least you if she's jacking you off or sucking you off. Wonder what the world record is.>>33687897>getting kicked in the nutsoowowowowowoooouhuocougouhoucough ouch ouch okay okay i think that's not good, I did know that it hurt most of the time but that feels like it's a lot of pain. I kinda feel like testicles must be so sensitive, I hate seeing them being hit. Or squished too hard.Huh, wonder why you now have precum. I guess it's better since you can lubricate more! I think precum's quite hot.>>33687900Right, right. I could probably cum more than 6 times in a day (wet orgasms I mean) but the issue is at some point my body just gives out and can't do strength anymore.
>>33688502>>33688521눈_눈 ...
>>33688524M, being happy
>>33688509Lol>>33688510Ohhhhh okay, that's what you meant
>>33688524MTalking to a woman
>>33688524MExperiencing authentic human connection
>>33688511definitely not>>33688513it might feel a little weird but id try it>>33688514i meant before you met her, specifically >>33688520that sounds pretty ideal to me but maybe a little unrealistic
>>33688528I don't know what this is supposed to convey.
>>33688333Black>power gapRest, but I like them all well enough except black people hair
>>33688533>before you met herThen it would only be a shame if she stopped after being with me. We should be gooning together.
>>33687912I just try to be honest and open with what I feel and want and communicate kind of directly what I like about others. I don't really hold back anymore but people seem to like that I'm so confident in that aspect.What I lack is physical confidence, but that depends on me.>>33687922Mmm, understandable, I wonder if there's also an aspect of physical stamina related to it too. In both of my exes' case, they couldn't keep cumming 'cause they felt... Like their balls got empty? I don't know how to say it more thoughtfully.>>33687931Niiiice, can we see some drawings? Maybe in /soc/'s ATOGA, guess it's meant for that.
>>33688535Hitler didn't kill millions for an answer like this
I now pronounce you gooner and goonette
>>33688524MaleA threesome with twin sisters
>>33688506Sure
>>33688506That would be cool. Not so much if it's in the slutty "I fuck everyone and anyone" sense, but privately genuinely enjoying it in intimate settings would be awesome. She'd be a keeper in my book.
>>33688478My classmates eventually stopped bullying me after Columbine happened and everyone got scared of me shooting up the school.
>>33688524Having sex in a spacecraft in Zero-Gravity.
>>33688541I’ve done this. Identical twins, blonde blue eyes. It was a three way summer fling. It was everything, life feels empty now.
>>33688524FHaving my own house and living a comfy life with my partner without feeling pressured to have kids, travel, and have them be both loving and lustful towards me, and stay together until old age or death separates us.>>33688492I'd think that's cool, as long as you're responsible economically. I'd probably ask for Batman comics myself.>>33688333I like all hair colors myself, I don't know which one I like the most. Maybe blonde since it's kind of a rarity, like blonde or dirty blonde. But brown and black is so cute too.Ginger is extremely extremely odd where I live, but long ginger hair... Mm. Noice.
>>33688524MaleTalking to her again.
>>33688478M, I got made fun of for writing horror-porn stories and showing them to my classmates.
>>33688556If they won't kiss each other then it's not complete.
>>33688540guwun
>>33688524Malenot being an emotional wreck sometimes, I just don't want to bother people with my bullshit and honestly I just want to find someone who will understand me
>>33688562who?
>>33688524MRetroactively never having met >her.
>>33688569My rapist.
>>33688563NTA but what were they about?
>>33688569Her. It's just not going to happen but I can always dream.
>>33688564They did way more than that we spent 3 months exploring
Why do women who get raped fear, hate, and sometimes speak out against their rapists, whereas men who get raped fall in love with their rapists and sometimes even marry them?
>>33688478MI've always been called weird by normies but the "outcasts" have always accepted me like stoners, nerds, autists, etc. A lot of kids didn't like me outside of that because other kids would try to bully me or my friends and I'd throw a shitfit or get into fights before class or in the hallways so eventually most kids didn't like me aside from my bros.
>>33688348We're all an algorithmic mirror to men. We are AI!
>>33688576Because women are higher up on the market and aren't as desperate as men who would literally fuck someone who did them wrong.Women have options and countless opportunities to fuck, meanwhile Men are horny as fuck and would fuck anything that moves, even old women from tinder.Probably the only thing that women are better at.
>>33688569NTAAre you ever not online, asking maleanons to clarify their "her"?
>>33688576i don't want to know
>>33688573I wrote one about an enchanted plush doll that a woman stitches a zombie penis on to so she can have sex with it. The story included a scene where two boys break into and vandalize a toy shop and masturbate and cum all over a wooden rocking horse, and the next day the toy shop owner burns the horse in his fireplace in an honor killing.
>>33688539I thought your new meme was 271k
>>33688569You, obviously. Talking with you gave my life direction. Where am I going now?
>>33688524>What's your most "out there" fantasy that you know will never happen?M.Teaming up with a hot, tall Domme to (consensually) follow, stalk, and eventually capture a cute little f-sub, and keeping her chained up in a dungeon for at least a weekend for us to use and abuse as we see fit. Did I mention I have hyperspermia? And that the Domme not only lactates, but is a super producer? Because our fluids will be the only sustenance the poor woman we've captured will be getting for the duration.
>>33688584300 million Americans died from Latin American drugs last year.
>>33688524>State gender...>What's your most "out there" fantasy that you know will never happen?M, being Lot in the Book of Genesis when his daughters get him drunk and fuck him to make incest babies.
>>33688583Uh wow..creative, anon..
>>33688576I don't think men who get raped are anywhere near as likely to speak out as women so the deranged stand out.
>>33688581yes, because I'm not the only anon who asks that
>>33688587723 million white Americans died from Russian dust that blew across the ocean last year.
>>33688583Why would you show that around...
>>33688587Nta but man what a purge, what’s left? 50 million people? Might as well become Mexico now
>>33688591Who do you hope to find?
>>33688591Are you ever satisfied by the answer?
>>33688556How did you manage that?
>>33688478F>middle school i hung out with one friend and my sister, got bullied>hsno friends at all, only talked to the teachers. got ignored and not bullied.i have no social skills.
>>33688600How is it going now?
>>33687611>But I like FFFF moreHave you experienced that?
>>33688602i was a neet for a few years, now i'm going back to uni.
>>33688277I'd treat this with great caution, as it is as usual from the US. Afaik "asking a girl out" is a hhighly ritualized, official affair where you go to dinner with intent ot initiate "dating" , aka feelign each other out for marriage which follows rapidly after. Maybe american zoomers are more relaxed and just aask some girl to have a beer or something. I imagine that this stilted boomer way of doing things isn't taht popular over there anymore, considering that the rest of the world is far more relaxed about this and able to reach them through the internet.>over 25% of people under 30 have not had sex in the last yearDead relationships aren't uncommon unfortunately. I wonder how high that number wa sin prior generations , as it was never committed to statistics. >over 30% of young men are singleBetter to be single and sleeping around than in a shit relationship. the conservacuck status thing where you take a shit partner just to maintain appearances and "not be single" is not so en vogue anymore I believe.Again, I see thsi a s agood sign, as to ny knowledge there was always heavs social pressure in the US to have a steady partener and to prepare for marriage , no matter who that partner was. Thhis seems to not be the case any longer. Perhaps US anons can shed light on this.
>>33687620Story time?
>>33688556>>33688575ffs you can't leave us with just that, we need a story time of how you pulled it off
>>33688597it is a mystery>>33688598occasionally, yes, very.
>>33688608Good to hear, go get 'em, tiger. :)Make some new friends and memories.
>>33688614Are you ever the>herin someone's post?Do you ever post about>himtoo?
>>33688593Most of my classmates were reading Anne Rice and Clive Barker shit, I wanted to show something I wrote in a similar vein. Keep in mind I'd just read that Poppy Z. Brite erotic-gothic story about a female artist who hooks up with her male art model after she sees he has a huge willy.
>>33688003I would think he's a coomer.
>>33688044That's gay.
>>33688524MBecoming the prime driving force and essence of the universe.
>>33687967It's happening again...
>>33688618why, do you want to believe that someone posts about you? that initial reply makes me think you or the other anon aren't as good at ID'ing anons as you think.
>>33688561>living a comfy life with my partner without feeling pressured to have kids, travel, and have them be both loving and lustful towards meWtf?
>>33688617i already had my first lecture after 2 years and it was a bit humiliating lmao. it was one of those early classes i missed even though i was almost done with my degree. everyone else there was a fresh new student and there was a mandatory group discussion to have about how you're excited to start your studies or something like that. i was sitting near these two girls during the group discussion & they seemed to get second hand embarrassment for me, so i mostly just let them talk to and get to know each other bc there wasn't much to add from me.hope it gets better from here obviously
>>33688478M. I think people tried to make me the bully victim, but I was either too dumb or simply didn't give enough of a fuck to really notice or care.
>>33688599I have a wealthy family, lived one year at this luxurious coastal house. Had a few neighbors and twins happened to be there alone for the summer. We started to hangout, and we got into it. A few drinks, hot weather and dipping our legs in the ocean can lead to good things
>>33688629Just making conversation. Have a good day.
>>33688629He "forgot" to write NTA.As he always does.
>>33688613My bad >>33688634
BV has arrived everybody. Wrap it up. Take the fun somewhere else, only serious ethical non-monogamy talks now.
>>33688634Do you think they were fucking each other before they met you?
With how common pets are, what level of a pet owner does a potential date need to be for they to be good enough? Because with so many pet owners many are bound to be shit, and I don’t seee that discussed much.
>>33688441My very existence has been a continuous non-stop rape of the universe since I was born. Probably, according to people like you.
>>33688614So you want answers from others, but aren't willing to give any yourself?
Are bare feet more silly or sexy?
>>33688304By doing things that feel personally meaningful to me at the moment.
>>33688636Least suspicious wannabe recognizeranon.
>>33688642My next door neighbor's grandpa Jimmy that he lived with judged his potential suitors by how much they enjoyed having sex with his Great Dane while my neighbor (who was a child at the time) filmed it.
>>33688294Because it's anno domini MMXXV.
>>33688636you too!>>33688637it's okay, I don't mind>>33688647sorry :p
Where do I even meet women how does dating work?
>>33688657Getting more sus by the reply.
>>33688659You meet them in a basement dungeon where they are being tortured and held as sex slaves by a criminal psychopath.
Women would the Beauty Steal Machine from Banjo Kazooie being possible to mass produce for $40,000 per unit (for the manufacturer) make your life better or worse?
>>33688659Hell. You meet them in Hell. That's where they're from, after all.
>>33688663>>33688661So...... discord.
>>33688641Pretty sure they didn’t. We were talking about sex and threesomes, I remember one of them looking at her sister and saying:”I don’t know if I could have sex with my sister” and they held the stare with each other and I could see them actually picturing it. I can’t even describe how that moment felt to me. We had a lot of sex but that moment is possibly the best thing o will ever experience.
>>33688660wanna guess who I am?
>>33688659You walk down the street with your erect gential on full display, painted in mating colcours and with the appropriate decoarations. Eventually, a female will be attracted to its hypnotic movements and begin twerking to signal her readiness. Thats your sign - you have found a mate for this season.
green tea icecream is so good i wanna eat the whole tub
>>33688669You're my buddy, Steve. NTA though. See, I remembered NTA this time.
Chudsisters why are we so bogged?
>>33688669I don't think I would get any reliable answer from you.
>>33688668>I can’t even describe how that moment felt to me. We had a lot of sex but that moment is possibly the best thing o will ever experience.What a cuck
>>33688668Damn, I'd fap to that for the rest of my life if I were you. Do you wonder if they stopped when they went back home?
>>33688676NTA. Isn't that the opposite? From an evolutionary perspective, he'd now have a double insemination opportunity.
>>33688676KEK
>>33688674Congresswoman Luna is still a hot Chudette
>>33688676If having sex with hot identical twins is being a cuck I’m all for it
>>33688674Unironically it's a humiliation ritual they take part in to show fealty to their masters.
>>33688669My sleep paralysis demon
>>33688680Nah the very best part being >I don’t know if I could have sex with my sister” and they held the stare with each other that is cuck behavior
>>33688675fair, although I think I'd be able to answer honestly as long as it didn't deanonymize me
>>33688672What if you left your bedroom window open and a gang of naked men gathered outside while jerking off their penises to see if they could jizz on your face through the window with a long-range cumshaw?
>>33688672>"the green color comes from frogs" - ice cream> . . . . . . _ . . . . .>. . . . _@_ . . . . .>. . . _{_ _}_ . . . . > . . . \xxxx/ . . . . .
Femanons, would you ever do a FFF threesome?
>>33688671I only WISH it worked that way.>t. mega-autist
>>33688668>possibly the best thing o will ever experience.>>33688556>It was everything, life feels empty now.>>33688688I guess his life is pretty cucked now
>>33688691>as long as it didn't deanonymize meI can't really think of anything besides asking sex, age and where you were born. And I don't see you answering those, since I wouldn't either.What questions would you habe expected me to ask? You don't need to give me the answers for those questions, I'm more interested in your line of thought.
>>33688679Yeah. Life after that perfect summer wasn’t interesting. They moved to two different countries, got married and have a regular life. I got to visit one of them and she gave me a god damn house tour, it was depressing. But she seemed happy, no contact since
TFW no girlfriend to watch casting spells on african uncles
Women, would it turn you on if your bf used his finger in your vagina, to pull you toward him? What about to walk you around a little bit?
>>33688703nag, wth does this mean?
>>33688700Get back to us when you have accomplished threesome with twins
>>33688706https://youtu.be/88FczaL9YBA
>>33688702What was depressing about it?
>>33688707No thanks, I'm not into incestshit
Femanons, would you kiss a woman in front of your hypothetical moid?
>>33688716Nah, fuck off
>>33688711 You have the privilege to do anything in life and you choose to settle down as a suburban house mom. I’m sure it’s a healthy living and they are happy, but it felt fake and soulless
I love Charlie Kirk but he was wrong about OnlyFans and sex work
>>33688726Is that you, Jordan?
>>33688728B. Peterson, in the (albeit virtual) flesh, yes.
>>33688726In what way?
I feel sorry for ukranian refugees but she shouldn't have sat there.
How do you feel about my penis?
>>33687415Realizing /tv/ is the worst board on the entire site, filled to the brim with either spam bots or young toe-licking simps not wasting your time on, was such a weirdly freeing feeling. Moids if you use the other boards, could you at least try some iota to have some basic manners?
>>33688740Not WORTH wasting your time on**
>>33688740it took you WAY too long to realize /tv/ was a bad board. The thing is, it's not even the worst.Foids probably still visit /v/disgusting.
>>33688725nta and admittedly M but I feel like you have to be incredibly short sighted and on retarded levels of feminism to think being a suburban house mom is a bad deal in the grand scheme of things, in 20 years nobody will remember Nancy Pelosi except a Wikipedia mod trying to decide whether or not to delete her article, about 40 people will remember my mom and even if you discount genetics her values will carry on far more than any girlboss's will. That's aside from the personal, where the suburban mom is basically living the ideal life of 99% of the planet, the males included even if that's never really an option for us.>ooohh noooo I have to spend all of my time with my kids and taking care of people I love>the humannnnittyyy>I want to work as a receptionist for $40k a year!!!!!I'd fucking murder to get to stay home and clean the house and fix shit all day and play with the kids.
>>33688740/tv/ has the most normies, that's why
i could fix anthonyschizo....
>>33688744Hence I said I’m sure it’s a healthy living and they are happy.
>>33688659University was your last chance.
>>33688740as if adv being 90% larp bait posts was any better lol
>>33688740I simply don’t go on any other boards. People hate on this thread’s culture, but you can actually have a decent discussion here. /fit/ and /his/ are a slog to sift through piles of shit flinging in order to find something mildly interesting, and even then I would still take my questions to YouTube or ai instead of asking for anything from anyone on 4chan anymore
>>33688740Pretty sure /tv/ is 100% zoomers and Reddit immigrants. The other boards can range from 60%-80%, but /tv/ is so thoroughly inundated with Reddit cancer and newfaggotry that it’s basically a subreddit with a hornier and slightly more racist lens.
>>33688754>but you can actually have a decent discussion hereYou really can't
It beginsand it endsand beginswith her
>>33688740/tv/ is not that bad, imo /lit/ and /x/ are the worst.>/lit/Everyone's embracing extreme contrarianism and fetishizing the obscure so they can try to lord it over everyone else instead of trying to actually discuss what they liked about any particular book or genre.>/x/Very similar, everyone's jerking off to the idea that if they vaguepost enough someone will beg them for info on the supernatural, which they don't even have, and then they can act smug and superior while imagining themselves as some esoteric scholar. /x/ is the paranormal equivalent of an engineering project that's all H1B hires, everyone's trying to guess what everyone else knows but nobody actually knows anything and it's all just jockeying for position for a ride that's going to end in either nothing or complete disaster.
>>33688738It would be hilarious to see where foids sit if they see black guys on the train or bus now.
Full disclosure, I use “moid” as an endearing term.I love you moids. But I love Emo Anthony more!
Women, would you date a Dunning-Kruger?
>>33688766*sniffss-shut up. Post tits or gtfo
>>33688766>I love you moids.Why? Most of us are not Anthony.
>>33688766Isn’t he gay now?
>>33688740/tv/ is a bad board with good individual threads/got/, /lost/, /24/, /senpai/ (formerly for-all-mankind), /shogun/, /lumon/, /rbmk/, all kino threads.
>>33688692but i sleep on the third story ...>>33688696nNNOO !! .·°՞(¯□¯)՞°·..·°՞(¯□¯)՞°·.not possible !!!
Theory on modern foids:they're cold spiteful things which naturally means they're also men-hating because they walk around with foot problems from bad footwear and survive on a diet of monster energy and hotchipif you took foids and massaged the pain out of their feet and legs and fed them borscht and homemade ginger soda and let them feel sunlight on their unpainted faces while they spent many hours at a time having girl time with other well-treated women instead of doomscrolling in the dark they'd naturally change their feelings
>>33688776yawn
>>33688775>but i sleep on the third story ...a very long range cumshaw
im a 25 year old male with autism, i have no girlfriends or a group of friends and im very lonely
>>33688779im probably right but foids hate that
>>33688776not reading all that
>>33688773I really liked when Wheel of Time was around and the whole thread was just book discussion and nobody even mentioned the show.
>>33688772No, at least I don’t think so. But modern day Los Angeles era Anthony can go choke. Classic emo haired tattoo free drug free Sacramento era Anthony is all that matters.
>>33688709Lolz that was funny
>>33688776>monster energythey can't handle caffeine worth shit, they fill their coffee with sugar and butter to avoid getting a real buzz>hot chipwoman can't handle spice either>rub their feetI do this regularly for too many women and it doesn't improve disposition.
>>33688782Get a hooker.
>>33688776Since we’re on the topic of massages, I’ve always been curious what the allure was of hot stone massages specifically. Does ATOGA prefer their massages simple and uncomplicated, or do they like the more complex and expensive massage types?
Do you know what freedom is?Freedom is when you watch anime and eat pizza and drink red wine and smoke weednand then you go to a bar and there are moids who flirt with you an d treat you to shots which are vodka and energy drink mixed with some other stuff and then you get drunk and go home and vomit on your way home but it doesnt matter since you haven't paid for those shots and back at home you play music from speakers instead of headphones despite it's night and eat pizza again and masturbate and shitpost on 4chan which is what I have done today and it's not my last word
>>33688786he's still the same person...how can you say you love him when you can't accept who he is today, at his happiest?
When oral happens, do I go all the way to the base of the penis with a relaxed jaw and then suck as I go to the head? Is that how that works?
>>33688795because shes a woman
>>33688792I like hot stone penis massages.
>>33688792hot stone feel good
>>33688789>I do this regularly for too many women and it doesn't improve disposition.personally I did a leg massage fix (its more than just rubbing, it's like a leg lift with a pressurepoint target that relieves muscle tension) and it worked twice. like flipping a switch, and worked on two different women>>33688792I think hot stone massages is a selling thing. it's about as effective as a heating pad but you can charge $2 a minute for 10 minutes of it while it's not as taxing on the masseuse.
>>33688796You must suck like you are bobbing for apples. Your head must bounce upon my penis. Must BOUNCE ON IT CRAZY STYLE!
>>33688726I love bratty Egirls, UWU
>>33688806Same.
>>33688796Yeah pretty much, you're trying to stroke the cock with your mouth.
>>33688740>Moids if you use the other boards, could you at least try some iota to have some basic manners?Babe, we come here to have a break from all the rules. Or at least I do, maybe NEETS are different.
>>33688796Please practice on a banana. Use the tongue as a buffer to glide on the shaft. Go down the base it you can cause the rocks, but don't let it hurt you (assuming the guy cares about you). Tight lips is diff from tight jaw. Keep the lips tight. Jaw shouldn't be doing much work, else you get tired and annoyed. Take the dick out of your mouth to give yourself a little break, lick up and around like you're a slut eating a popsicle, play around with balls a bit, and then you can go back down on him.
>>33688795>>33688797I cannot look at the man from 12+ years ago, and look at the man today, and successfully convince myself that’s the same man. I just can’t. Thousands of dollars in plastic surgery to “fix” his nose, all those tattoos, all those piercings, taking drugs. 12+ years ago era Anthony would never.
>>33688813Jaw will get tired eventually, just you want to minimize it.
>>33688493>Shy, quiet, super tomboy (bmx & camo), music, alt/goth, moved around alot. Artsy x1000Have you done any DJing?
>>33688493Give us playlist
You can tell the femanons are off on their dates with Chad because the thread's slowing down.
>>33688489>Women, astrology is bullshit.>My sign won't matter when I'm making you see stars.Femanons, this is an Aries, right?
>>33688788Told ya. Still no gf though
>>33688826every friday evening is like this
>>33688786>tattoo freeTradcuck spotted
>>33688821Not like, professionally. But I have a 'way with music'
Women can (You) fist bump Chad for us?
>>33688825mostly would be dumb techno or trashy rap. i usually post spotify so i can see my posts in archive.
>>33688836I will fist bump chad right in the dick
>>33688826are you implying women make up a significant part of the thread? lol
>>33688781but i don't wanna have them have a very long range cumshaw on MY face ..
>>33688796Most girls can't make it to the base, so just do your best. And remember to lick, not just suck. The frenulum in particular is super sensitive.
>>33688833Y’damn right
>>33688426>>33688418>>33688408>>33688323me again, I just had a talk with her and i need some advices, I think this affected more than I thought and she's noticing it specially things I told here >>33688394 she said I was weird around her and that she's worried about me, she said she doesn't know why (i think it's kinda obvious considering the oral thing was recently) and I said I didn't want to talk about it for now she was seriously mad at me for not saying it but I dont know how to say it without sounding like an asshole, so I need to know how do say to my gf that her lack of interest/libido is affecting me without sounding like a jerk? I dont want her to think im forcing her into doing it cause I know it won't be good if she does it by pressure and it's not in the mood but considering we're dating for 8 months now and she doesn't have shown interest not even once I dont know when she will show, what's more is that it makes me question if she's really attracted to me im not a confident person and this doesn't help me at all.
>>33688840Why risk damaging the merchandise?
>>33688833Tbf have you seen his tattoos? They’re so trashy, he looks like a local meth dealer.
>>33688842NTA.No, but they do drive the thread forward.Most guys aren't here to interact with each other. At least not knowingly, kek
>>33688850Most girls like that look. It's masculine.
If I have curly hair and I get a perm, will it be straight?
How do men feel knowing that they might be hornyposting with another man at any given moment?
>>33688793>women can masturbate while shitfacedFemale privilege.
>>33688837What are three songs you rec?
>>33688856That's why I never hornypost
I don't even know what hornyposting means. Except that one spammer who posts the exact same two words in every thread.
>>33688793What'd the guys do wrong for you to leave alone?
>>33688793Freedom is when you have no nagging bitch by you side
>>33688793that's not freedom that's delusion- but I'm just nitpicking over a word. I do mostly the same thing
I hate women so much.
>>33688813This is the most helpful advice on sucking dick I’ve ever read, thanks!
>>33688856>How do men feel knowing that they might be hornyposting with another man at any given moment?I think the fact that my hornyposting gets ignored on weekends is pretty good evidence that they're actual women.
>>33688726Oh BROTHER
>>33688863Nothing I just got bored
>>33688845Okay I will
>>33688876Where art thou?
>>33688862Posting horny shit. ERPing. How do you not know what it means?
>>33688877Did you drive yourself?
>>33688862>Except that one spammer who posts the exact same two words in every thread.I'm horny! ?
>>33688858without doxing myself?1. 1900rugrat - one take freestyle2. gomi - angel nightklub3. hello? - clairo
>>33688883nta but I filter hornyposting
>>33688856honestly I think it's hot, the idea i might make another man hard is hot
>>33688813>around like you're a slut eating a popsicle, I will never give a blowjob
>>33688890Lol fag
>>33688886No I walked on foot I live like 500 meters from that bar
>>33688894im str8 and have a gf tho
>>33688875Or maybe your hornyposts just suck
>>33688873What's worse, a woman or a roach?
>>33688856Only the most pathetic terminally online losers "hornypost">ohh yes baby that anonymous text is really hotFuck outta here lol
>>33688887Yes, that one.
>>33688896>I'm straight>says something gayAre you a vegetarian who thinks fish doesn't count?
>>33688856I'm too horny to care.
>>33688883>ERPing.Nobody does that.
>>33688898I get (You)s on weekdays.
>>33688904idk it's weird to describe i like doing that but im repulsed of anal and doesn't find man attractive so I could never have gay sex
>>33688907They do do it and it's always cringe.
FoidsHow long have bangs been in style for now? (For women) And how do you know what is "in style" and when something is out
How do women feel knowing that they might be horny posting with another woman at any given moment?
>>33688740You saw a Sydney Sweeny thread eh?
>>33688916Eww
Miso horny!
>>33688896Does your gf know you hornypost?
>>33688922no
Why isn't there a thread exclusively for single people? Why are n*rmies allowed to share a thread with trvcels?
I have noticed hornyposting isn't nearly as common as it used to be.Is this a sign that /atoga/ is touching grass? Or that animosity has separated us further?
Femanons, how disappointed is your dad?
>>33688896>im sr8The lie detector determined.... that was a lie
>>33688856As long as a femanon read it and suffered minor discomfort and disappointment then it's all worth it
>>33688928Have you ever wondered if she flirts with other guys on whichever sites she visits?
>Go to the supermarket>Every couple I see is a girl with a guy minimum 8" taller than herHow come every time I leave the house I endure psychic attacks?Women leave your bfs at home, you don't need him to help you shop
I genuinely don't understand hornyposting here, can you guys explain it? What's fun about posting raunchy shit on an advice board when you could just as easily be just looking at porn?
>>33688933Threads don't stay dead for long enough anymore. Those were the ones that were fun to hornypost in.>>33688934Very. But he sucks, so idc.
Will never understand why women insist on wearing uncomfortable shoes
>>33688932There's a whole board for that. Besides, this is /adv/ice, what /adv/ice can truecels give, just give up? Nah, we need a place where fakecels can become normies, or dare I say, Chad.
Adding to the questions into the void, I tried to be an anti-feminist but Indian and Black men ruined it and made me think women had a point. What do?
>>33688939They need him to reach the top shelves.
>>33688940Anonymous is more real than porn.
>>33688942foids are TERRIFIED of Stacy getting Chad before she does, foids will do whatever it takes
>basic mannersOnly a foid can be entitled enough to feel the need to police the thoughts of anonymous guys, kek.
>>33688940Women like attention, and men like to chase. Porn doesn't give either sensation.
>>33688948NTA are you sure you aren't just wired weird?
>>33688946Clearly turning into a chud is the move here.
Quick short blog:>Woke up at 3pm>Had coffee and can of monster>Went to gym>Did some heavy benchpress>Worked up to heavy single https://streamable.com/6sgkw6>One cute tall girl was super nice to me>Went home>Played videogames>Now about to shitpost a bit here and go to sleep, because work tomorrow.How about you atogay?
>>33688954Exhausting day at work, ran through the whole day on a cup of yogurt from the morning. I want to play games but I'm not sure what yet.
>Woke up at 9>Dicked around on computer, did some writing>Went to work>Came home>Did some packing for my move>Went to supermarket, endured psychic damage from couples (>>33688939)>Ate dinner (chicken pot pie from the deli, very awesome and way better than the frozen aisle stuff)Now I'm sitting here at home watching college football
>>33688954post hand gymbro
How is your quarter life crisis going atoga?
>>33688954>work tomorrow.saturday? what do you do?
>>33688793What'd you masturbate to? What kind of pizza did you eat?
>>33688959Meant to quote>>33688954
women: thoughts on guys that drink rootbeer?
>>33688958Eat some food dude>>33688959Im sorry for your experience>>33688964Work in logisticsI only work Saturdays and sundays>>33688960
>>33688939I can do it myself!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWdBcEXer7I
>>33688793Yet you are still upset you didnt get laid?
>>33688947>>33688973
>>33688826I find it funny how friday evenings gym is like 95% male compared to weekdays where its around 75% maleAltough today i have to say there were some qts, as late as 10pm
>>33688973Do all short girls dress like Chucky?
>>33688969I am drinking Stewarts root beer rn (in bottle)>>33688961Everything seems to be good on paper but my brain chemistry is messed up>>33688946TERFdom in inevitable>>33688942I don't get it either. I like boots and flats>>33688934He died when I was 8 but I think he would be proud of me>>33688933It was all men pretending to be girls>>33688932there is a whole board called r9k
>>33688972>palm up...
>>33688954Hi Gym broDo you like girls' thighs to be big, like your picrel, or should they always be smaller than their butts
>>33688982free fingerprints
>>33688973short girls who intentionally choose to wear childlike clothing is weird, man.
>>33688981>(in bottle)I'm drinking Dr. Pepper in a glass bottle! It's the cane sugar one. I don't drink soda often and I really like it
Femanons, do you want to have a threesome with your mom and a guy? Wouldn't that be so fucking hot?
It is time
>>33688919Sydney Sweeney has great jeans. So no.
>>33688972this might be a /fit/ question but is there something I can do to replace squats?I feel like it just takes forever for me to warm up and if i rush it i can lift as much. its probably because my hips are too stiff when i start.I also just hate when the weight goes above my bodyweight.
>>33688989yeah sure
What compels men to make posts like >>33688989
>>33688982Zzzz....>>33688984It all heavily depends.A thin girl who has rather skinny legs and narrow hips + bubble butt looks good,A rather curvy girl with thick thighs and big juicy ass is also nice.I do like when girls do exercise and have some muscle on thighs and developed glutes, but it's one one size fits all deal.I have been attracted before to super skinny girls with round tight butts, and curvy ultra feminine girls with juicy ASSES.
>>33688980>>33688986Kek I think shes a teenager And no we don't, I dress sophisticated in black turtlenecks and dresses and stuff
>>33688988I had coca cola with cane sugar a few months ago in the glass bottle and it was very sub par to the corn syrup one. I prefer Coke Zero and Dr. Pepper Zero anyway.>>33688989You need to be killed with hammers
>>33688994It gets more (You)s than anything else we men post.
>>33688996>And no we don't, I dress sophisticated in black turtlenecks and dresses and stuffare you a femcel? for some reason the thought of a classy femcel tickles my brain
GenderWhen is it okay to compliment a friend's looks if you or they are in a relationship?
>>33688994a year ago you foids were doing really good calling out the pornsick moids, but you stopped for some reason.you gotta get back to it.
>>33688992I found bulgarian split squats to be amazing alternative to regular heavy barbell squats.If you dont care about squatting heavy, just dont.Deep bulgarian split squats will fuck you up without loading your spine as much.Warning: they are also challenging.Grab something for balance, like wall corner, weight rack or power rack, while holding weight in another hand.(Start with bodyweight)I usually do sets of 10, and immediately after switch legs and finish (the second part is gonna be way more challenging).Then i switch sides, starting with leg that was finishing on previous set.Get those glutes.
>>33688995Interesting! So do you like full-on muscle girls? Like Rhea Ripley or bigger?
>>33689004Malways
>>33689000>had coca cola with cane sugar a few months ago in the glass bottle and it was very sub par to the corn syrup oneHow can one person be so incorrect? What's the shape of the earth?
>>33689001(Youuuuuuuuuuuu)
>>33689009No, too much is too much.I personally think woman should not have a visible abs.A hint of muscle definition on back is nice, but when they go too lean and try to get manly traps and shoulders it just looks weird.
>>33689001You could always post pics of your face. If you're above a 7/10 you can net a dozen (Yous) in a minute.
>>33689004If opposite sex? Never.
>>33689014Okay, I see
>>33689004not sure but your question reminded me of the time I said to a foid I knew "woah you look like shit today" as she clearly was freaking dying from a cold and she stalked me down and gave me a stuffy nosed rant for almost 10 minutes about what I said and I couldn't make heads or tails of what her point wasI still kek thinking about it
>>33689015Im 3/10 and i would get 7 (yous) making fun of me>>33689013Imagine all the black "rappers" servicing their music producers sexually lmaoAnd now the wigger kids worshipping them as musical talent godsCouldnt be me
>>33689015Even a 5/10 can if the timing is right
>>33689007Yeah I enjoy bulgarians but I mostly squat because it fuels HGH and causes me to build muscle all over my body faster. I actually lift more weight doing BSS than regular squatting. i just hate loading my spine I think. I know I can probably barbell squat much high than what I do.
>>33689003Yeah I am, so I try to make up for it somewhat by dressing classy, yeahI don't own a hoodie
I noticed a trend of namefag moids always being scared of women with muscles. must be a fragile masculinity ego thing
>>33689025Literally who
>>33689024>classy femcel on atoga on friday nightit's true when they say about it's the good ones that suffer, isn't it
>>33689022Girl or Dude?The HGH / testosterone release of heavy lifting is mostly a meme... The main benefit from doing the heavy compounds is that it increases your bone density, especially beneficial for women who are at more risk of osteoporosis.What little hormonal fluctuation you would get from lifting weights, is like orders of magnitude smaller effect than you know, injecting those.>I just hate loading my spineYou just probably dont know how to brace yourself under heavy load and stay tight. With that being said, and im saying this as a person formerly obsessed with powerlifting, you dont have to barbell squat if you dont like it.You will get better results and put in more effort if you do exercises that you like doing and are enthusiastic about :3For example i am currently working on getting my bench press up, and sometimes it feels like my elbow or humerus is about to explode and it sucks, but thats what i like doing so i just endure.+ Once i hit my goal i will put it back and focus on lower body exercises again
hug
>>33688961Unmatched indifference. I will say that my professional life and my hobbies have been very fulfilling/rewarding more so recently so they keep me happy enough :)
>>33688993Would you help your mom get fucked or do you want her to hold you while you get fucked instead?
>>33689030Aw..
>>33689025Or maybe it has to do with the fact that women that muscular are on tons of drugs and have manly voice and look like mutants>>>/gif/29480461This thread might be for you
>>33688698Yeah
>tfw I'm not any femogre's thread crush:(
>>33688716Yeah, if he wants?I'd kiss his ex too.
>>33689033hug
You know all these cancerous TikTok webms are just partially what made /tv/ so malignantly cancerous. But that doesn’t mean they didn’t play their part because they most certainly did.
>>33689045short form video is a CANCER on humanity. Literally a terminal invention. The most embarrassing of the great filters.
>>33689045I cut actual .mp4 clips out of a show for posting actual discussion and /tv/ freaks out and tells me I'm doing it wrong and they go back to spamming the same tiktok webms and talking about what they'd do to child actresses. it's very distressing
>>33689025I like muscly girls but guys don't like roided bitches the same way girls don't like roided dudes
is this a bad haircut my facial structure is very similar, mcveigh is unfortunately the only good example i could find though
>>33689025I don't think it's that surprising that most straight guys would be attracted to feminine women. I like more masculine women, personally. But it makes sense to me that I'm the aberration.
I'm not gay but I met this cute guy who has the same hobbies as me and I kinda want to suck his dick in a no homo kind of way. Do you guys know what I mean?
>>33689052ye it is
>>33689047It also invites creators to not actually try to make creative content. Any jackass can just sit in their car and plop an iPhone in their face and rant about the capitalist white patriarchy and how Taylor Swift’s new outfit wasn’t their favorite color.
>>33688941Are you shy about hornyposting at the top of a thread?
>>33689050Yeah this girl is super cute and has nice body, but she isnt overly muscularWould wife up
>>33689053>muscles on WOMEN is masculinestoopid
>>33689054this is what a woman feels like for most of her friends don't worry about it
>>33688972>>33688995*chomp*goodnight everyone
>>33689052would be better if it was slightly longer, his head looks too big on the left
>>33689054this is "check the water for chemicals" level gay
>>33687464Iktf
>>33689063Now im missing my hand :(What am i going to wank with now???
>>33689063gn
>>33689050peak performance coming through. All gymthots should aspire to this level.https://www.instagram.com/marilynamberr/>>33689039Why does that /gif/ guy seem to be obsessed with Asian varbies though?
>>33688981Hope you're well, bro
>>33689041Don’t feel too bad. You just weren’t going to measure up to him in any case.
>>33689069Ive seen this girls vids on yt shes very cuteMakeup does wonders for her, but i do wish she wasnt chasing being lean so much>Obsessed with asian varbiesWait till you see the guy who posts the freakish bolt on tits guy
>>33689054Sorry, no, I never progressed beyond fully-clothed over-the-fabric back massages with my no-homo bro.
>>33689060Very large muscles are, yes.
What does pregnancy feel like?
>>33689050I like cute autismo girls on accutane who are secretly really jacked.
>>33689069>peak performanceshe looks like she could smash my hand into jelly by clapping her asscheeks together
>>33689062They actually do ot though
Femanons how weird would you want your dad to get as far as your ancestral stuff with forest stuff, I have a daughter of an age and I don't trust my parents and don't know what to do.
>>33689078I could help you answer that question.
>my brother said he can't come over to watch Wrestlepalooza with me this weekendThat bums me out. We always watch the big WWE shows together. I wish I had a girl who liked wrestling who would come over and watch the shows with me. Girls, if there was a guy you liked, would you come over and watch a pro wrestling event with him? He would buy pizza and everything.
>>33689062Moid hands
I know I'm not ugly, average at worst, but I can't help but keep going back to thinking I'm ugly as fuck. Anybody else know this feel? State gender please.
>>33689086I am a man
>>33689090Women say I'm cute, but I think I'm a 4/10. I guess I have body dysmorphia.
>>33689092I could strap a bowling ball to your belly.
>>33689054MI've had cute, short male asian friends in the past but I still never had sexual thoughts about them
>>33687415Everyday I wake up it’s like living in perpetual post nut clarity because my life is so blessed to be chad
I do have a problem and you guys are not helping...So while ago i blogged about those 2 cute sisters from my gym, blonde and brunette.They both seem to like chatting with me, i even msged with one of them on insta.They both also stalk me on instagram whenever i post story or so.When i arrive to gym the brunette clearly is glancing at me very often from distance, blonde smiles and shit but only when im close or when im chatting with brunette.Theres a problem however, one of the dudes at gym mentioned something about "my girlfriend" and he hangs out with those 2 girls often but its not obvious which one he meant.Do i just ask the brunette if shes single to figure it out?? Does it even matter?Pic not related, ig influencer chick, Lucia Mikusova
>>33689097Babies don't feel like bowling balls
>>33689101Hey, it's not a baby until it's born.
>>33689095The lowest I've gotten here or on /soc/ is 5/10, averaging about a 6.5, but I always think of myself as a 2 or 3.
>>33689087Wrestler Palooza is the stupidest name ever and it makes me not want to watch. It’s Cena’s last match though, right?
>>33689099yet, you are still indian..
Do you like this guy's shirt?
>>33689102Fetuses don't feel like bowling balls either
>>336891018 debatable33689102=/
>>33689107its cute, can't read what is written there
>>33689105No, his last match will be later this year. But it's one of his final matches, against the Beast Incarnate Brock Lesnar.
>>33689107Nice frogs, but what is on the button?
>>33689102Correct, it's a submariner until it's born.
>>33689115Son of a submariner!!
I am in my late 20s and still don't own a home. I've been living with roommates and nt back with family (aunt) for my entire 20s. I feel it stunted a lot of my growth. I never dated because where am I gonna bring a girl to? def not my placeI never learned a new instrument that i wanted to do forever because it will bother others in the house. I never got that motorcycle because its an apartment and I don't have a place to park one without paying a lot for a garage. Never got a home gym to be consistent. I never even bothered to set up a desktop set up and just been on a laptop my entire adult life because whats the point of setting shit up when Im a vagabond movin place to place every 2 years or so. I just want a house to settle down and start being me...
>>33689109MI want to be a husband :/
Anons it was nice chatting but its time for me to schleepHave a beautifull eventfull evening
>>33689121Good night bro. You're one of the better namefags. Pray for us...
>>33689114No idea. it's probably some woke thing, but whatever, I'm just talking about the frogs. I also don't know what the words on the shirt are.
What's stopping moids from going outside tonight while the foids are?
>>33689100Who cares? Hit on them both, it's Chad's right of conquest.
>>33689070what is this referring to?>>33689085What are you asking?>>33689090F I used to feel this way but I think I am attractive now. I did glow up after high school/college though
>>33689126everything
>>33689126I would make a fool of myself.
>>33689126I'm afraid.
>>33689124As far as the guys go, the worst ones are easily ENTJ and MKG by far, dishonorable mention to Sarge as a namefag who posts anonGood ones? Gym Creep, LhA, Exhibanon, honorable mentions to QT and Ohio
>>33689123>You're one of the better namefags.He flirts with women by shitting on other men.He negs women by posting models and calling them average.He drops too many selfie photos and videos.Nah.
>>33689126Going out for dude means spending heavy bucks to even enter the placeChicks not only enter for free but also gey drinks and ride for free to get dickedBut thats just one part, the second part is i hate clubbing and too loud of places and for whatever reason, even if its a house party, music is blasting so hard people can barely talk
>>33689126I went to gym. what am i supposed to do out?I don't drinkI rather stay home and watch a movie or read a bookI really don't know what foids are doing. I have zero clue what women do in their free time. They don't really have much hobbies from what I can tell from my sister. I figure they all just scroll through IG and social media and DM guys
>>33689126Isn't it kinder of LVMs to stay home so women can more easily find HVMs?
>>33689129What makes you feel attractive now vs then?
>>33689135All true except that first partYou guys misconstrued my story :/Also, are they really models if they are just 200 followers girls off ig??
>>33689126I went to a club alone a few weeks ago. That’s enough “going out” for a while…
>>33688733JORDANI PETTED A CAT!
Who are all the femanons here nowadays? I feel all the ones I heard of before when I posted here are gone? Is swamp anon still here?
>>33688691Not replying at all is also an option.
>>33689134LhA is kind of creepy. Qt is alright when he's not crashing out.
>>33689135What does it say about other posters if he's still better than most namefags?
Moid, who's cooking, doing laundry, and cleaning in our relationship?
>>33689145Cute
>>33689126I'm sick (contagious, I feel mostly fine now), otherwise I wouldn't be here...
>>33689145what did you do to it's eye?!
>>33689140Face is sharper, I know how to do my hair better and dress better. Less insecure about other features, also I have gotten complimented by good looking men in a respectful manner.
>>33689126the devil is outside
>>33689145Is he missing an eye? Poor thing
>>33689153>cleaningShared chore.>laundryShared chore. You would never trust me with your bras anyway.>cookingShared fun.
>>33689145Oh no poor baby what happened to his eye:sob:My neighbours car
>>33689139Im not terminally online enough to know what either of those stand for
>>33689107>"mfm?" - mr. frog>> . . . . O_ O . . . . .__ . . . . . . . . . . .> . . . . (____) . . . // .\\ . . .__ . . . . .>. . . . . n( , , )n _ //. . \\__// .\\ __ . .
>>33689153MI already do all these things living alone since college...I suppose we would split it up though if we were in a relationship
>>33689153I'll do the dishes
>>33689153definitive answer here>>33689163
>>33689153>cookingI love to cook. If you like cooking too, we can cook together!>laundrypreferably you but I won't let a woman clean my clothes before marriage>cleaninghopefully both of us
>>33689144NTAJH and Actuaranon are good4'10" Japanese femanon is promisingCatposter and myao are okayBlueValkyrie has her momentsKittenposter is cancer
>>33689165Low/high value males
>>33689145Looks friendly :) this neighborhood cat hangs out with mine and will wait near my driveway for some reason, I’m pretty sure he has an owner lol. He has a brother but I didn’t see him today. This is booger 1 and his brother is booger 2>>33689149>creepyOh…
>>33689153You mean whos plapping and whos getting plappedBoth me of course.On a serious note.Femanons would you date a guy who only works weekends and earns 2000e per month??Lets say i would help you work fulltime and stuff, but during the week i would be at home cooking food and stuff.>In a perfect relationship i think both should work only weekends and enjoying the rest of the week togheter
>>33689145Wow you aren't fat, I'm actually kinda surprised. Those gloves kinda give off tranny vibes though, so I'm not sure if you're clear on that front.
>>33689172anon :3 was the best but she got killedthe rest (other than JH) might as well be trannies or fat men larps
>>33689176NTA but I'm pretty sure it's just because you laser focus on myao when she's around, when she's not around you're fine
>>33689153Depends on how much we fuck, and whether you're a dead fish.
>>33689158It was just like that. I thought it would not want to be petted. But then I was thinking "aw poor kitty maybe thinks they're ugly" so I pet them anyway.
>>33689174OhDo you guys really believe you're low value?
>>33689129>what is this referring to?I'm so drunk I thought I was texting my friend
>>33689184Personally, yes. For now.
>>33689180anon :3 and myao are pretty similar imo, except one draws nsfw stuff
Can you train small talk by yourself somehow?
>>33689190chatgpt?
State GenderWhat was the worst dating advice you received on 4chan?What was the best dating advice you received on 4chan?
>>33689177Translator's Note: 2,000 Euro equals 2,349.11 United States Dollar per month, or $28,189 annually.>In a perfect relationship i think both should work only weekends and enjoying the rest of the week togheterMost women you meet intend to have children and secure a future for them, so it's not enough to merely survive on the bare minimum. You have to exist beyond the present, you have to be working towards a future.
>>33689176Aw, dude has another cat shadow on his nose. Kinda looks like he's doing the arthur meme in the pic lol.
who tf is JH. I see people post about her forever on this thread. She must be 30+ at this point.I never recognize a poster to be this JH characteris it just one mentally ill guy thats obsessed with her or several?.
solo quiero dormir y jamas despertar
>>33688739Can you send me a pic somehow?
>>33689192NTA but I use ChatGPT to sperg out about stuff I want to talk about but have no one to talk to about.
>>33689196You are simply oblivious then
>>33688765I’ll be standing even if there are plenty of seats just in case I need to move quickly
>>33689196How to spot JH tutorialCatchphrases / key words>Snail trail>Grool>Bottom heavy>Pear shaped >50kg of ass and pussy >Porn afficionado>50inches of ass >Many replies per post
>>33689164That kat looks angy. What did you do?
>>33689200why don't you sperg about it here?
>>33689196she is usually in eu hours and writes correct english
>>33688738100%, I really wonder what kind of hubris it takes to just choose to sit RIGHT there
>>33689193>WorstJust be friendly>BestAlways try to fuck her
>>33689190You should probably train small talk here...
>>33689203How did you forget >Fuck you
>>33689203I always ID her by>Fuck you.>Fuck you guys.
>>33688035no i'm pretty sure korrasami likes korra as a sub and asami as a domme. that's just another picture i drew. although it can be korrasami if you want
womenwho's the most attractive guy of all time?
>>33689210>>33689211"Bite me" though...
>>33689205You want to hear me talk about Neaderthals and Devil May Cry with no prompting? ChatGPT always responds, I post that shit here and no one does.
>>33689203she also has no tits
>>33689208How was your last date?
>>33689213Like in my opinion or am I supposed to bluetooth to the hivemind?
>>33689204I think i woke him up from a nap when i walked on staircase>>33689190I dont think so but practicing here is a great start, theres also some guides on yt.The ACTUAL difficult smalltalk is when you are talking toa) hot girlb) in language you arent exactly fluent inc) while trying to sound funny and interesting and not like a weirdoWhich is my situation pretty often.I think biggest obstacle for me was practicing strong eye contact and speaking LOUD AND CLEAR, since im naturally rather shy and timid guy
>>33689193M>bestIt's ok to start out as friends first.>worstonly text girls to set up datesWhat a fucking meme. I'm so mad I fell for this one
>>33689193>worstIgnoring obvious troll shit, it’s probably to not date “whores”. If I tried to not date a “whore”, I wouldn’t have been able to find a date outside of extremely religious people or femcels. The closest I’ve gotten with a “non whore” was someone who just got out of a relationship, but you can make the argument someone whose perpetually in a relationship but can’t keep one isn’t an ideal partner either.>bestGot to more unisex/female dominated areas or groups. I’m not a complete low level dude. I’m pretty fit, decent looking, tall, and have hobbies and goals. But I’m also autistic, introverted loner, with subpar social skills. But just putting myself in front of more women in group setting and going with the flow got people to approach me.
>>33689193Just bee yourself!She's never yours, it's only your turn.
>>33689161>>33689163>>33689167>>33689168>>33689169>>33689170>>33689177>>33689182Noted. Thanks, gents.
Plap
>>33689181It's just nice talking to a familiar person who (I think) enjoys talking to me as well>>33689195Yeah he's adorable lol. His brother is a little chubbier and he's even cuter. I wish I could adopt them but I don't want to potentially steal my neighbor's cats heh
>>33689231explain yourself
>>33689219Its been a while but>Met this cute blonde at gym>At first she was pretty dismissive and seemed completely disinterested when i cold approached her>But then next time she was smiling to me and said hi>Eventually we had a hangout at gym, and went for food after to local snackbar place with great fries and burgers>Conversation was flowing really well and stuff>Nothing happened and we both went home, gave her hug and we were just friends after
>>33689233I get it, and it's not like you're alone - it gives a vibe of only being here to talk to her though
>>33689203She's not really a porn aficionado. She just reads shota and fanfics. ActuaryAnon on the other hand...
>>33689217But really sensitive nipples.And that's what makes her perfect
>>33689236So being friendly was a good idea and you've had no dates since the new mindset?
>>33689220NTA. I think he can guess what your opinion is.
>>33689235Reminiscing my greatest meme?Thinking about fems?Merely a throwaway shitpost?Somewhere in the middle of all that.
How important is a man being muscular to women?
>>33689243He's right, nice guys finish last.
>>33689196I'm 34. I've only been here for like five years. Still not the oldest oldfag still around.>>33689203Some of this is overlap with other posters.>>33689206I'm always here, I just have less time to actively post when I'm not at work. My housework time is too involved.>>33689217I actually came here to post about something tit-related, but fuck you.
>>33689247Dude just work out
>>33689244I think femanons will just ignore this question because you don't specify.You really want to know who femanons like? Not stacy? I thought you only liked stacy.
>>33689129As a total hypothetical, would a girl become a good woman if her dad takes her into the woods and tells her about creepy forest stuff.
>>33689248yeah just ask man
>>33689247Not a fan of the roided look, but I like a man who casually works out.
>>33689248No. I think it's more polite than just shitting up the thread.
>>33688847Yeah that's going to be tough to communicate. She knows something is wrong now and not opening up about it is probably hurting more than helping. Try looking up assertive communication examples. So here's a rough idea: >I feel like the next natural step in our relationship is becoming more physically intimate with each other. However, I've noticed that my advances get turned down or I get the feeling that you've been uncomfortable with it. I feel hurt by this because I feel like like this is a normal step for a relationship but I don't want you to feel uncomfortable or hurt by this. Can we talk about this more so that we can continue to grow together at a pace that works best for the both of us?It might need more additions and revisions, but that's the point of it. It's about validating your own feelings without stepping on hers in the process and it's a normal and healthy part of having a relationship.
>>33689184I mean, I'm good at my job, and I think I'm a decent friend. But in dating terms? Definitely low value.
Are friends trolling me or just giving me support when they think I’m secretly a sex genius playboy? I’ve had multiple friends (all women), assume or think I’ve had sex or easily get dates (I’m a virgin and haven’t had a date in 5 years. None of them know I’m a virgin). None of these friends have made a pass on me despite assuming I’m this type of dude. Not that I’m saying they should, but there hasn’t been a hint of romantic or sexual interest from any of these friends despite the talk. And if there has, I’ve missed all of it.
>>33689247Not very. I lift things just fine.
>>33689253Not that guy but I do. Also who is Stacy? I never know exactly what people mean by that.
>>33689253>because you don't specify.>NTA
>>33689243Yeah it was good idea if you dont plan on getting laid
>>33689184On paper? Yes.Looking at myself in the mirror? Yes.I'm doing the world a favor whenever I interact with it through a screen.
have men and women come to believe, respectively, work and children are beneath them? or am i too online?
>>33689241Im not sure it was exactly her but I think she listed 15 of her fav female pornstars in thread like 2 days ago and said could name 20 others from amateur side
>>33689263Opposite gender chad.
>>33689265But your "good" advice isn't getting you laid and isn't making you friends either, so you're even worse off than before.
>>33689261In my experience women genuinely think nice guys do well with women, and they're just the odd exception that likes bad boys
>>33689243Not all dates end with you getting a relationshipBroadening your social circle is the only way to improve your odds at getting a girlfriend. Making friends is how you broaden your social circle. Making female friends isn't a death sentence and I'm tired of anons acting like it is.
>>33689272Well, yeah im a sore loser, but trying to steer conversation into heavy risky flirting and shit at least got me nudes and stuffJust talking for sake of talking leads you to getting ghosted
>>33689270nta that's actuary not jh
>>33689269They see the suffering and they don't want it. Minimal pay, minimal labor.
what;s your most embarassing thing that happened to you?
>>33689263nta, stacy is the female equivalent to chad. becky is a step below or mid. femcel is female incel.
>>33689172Catposter is the best actually >>33689189Something about myao isn't annoying like she was too
>>33689273>You are such a good guy, you should totally meet my (obese) friend i bet you would like her a lot!
>>33689279I was born.
>>33689279Accidentally sexting my mom
anons, any advice for period sex?
>>33689282Lmao
>>33689248you mean here or in general?here, you don't have to askin general, i'd say keep those questions to your gf. i think questions can more tricky than inuendo, because questions can be interpreted as being noisy for perverted reasons, whereas inuendo could be shrugged off as banter, and in any case even with inuendo it's better if you don't initiate it. sorry, but that's the political climate we're in. once men stop raping and sexually assaulting so much, men will afforded more benefit of doubt.
I know that I would probably really hate living in the 50s or 60s but whenever I see tv and movies from then I always watch how women are treated and feel a tinge of jealousy that men don’t make attempts to flatter women anyone
>>33689256I casually work out but it doesn't build any muscle, I'm still skinnyfat. I think I need to go beyond casual workouts if I want to be toned.
>>33689270This >>33689277. Live porn sucks 99 out of 100 times.
Femanons, do you was your clit, or is it loaded with smegma?
>>33689279i got drunk with friends and while was throwing up one of them pissed on me
It’s so weird. I got complimented by a random woman once about my face a couple years ago, and I still think about it today this day. I regret not approaching then..That was the last compliment I got (about my physical looks) that wasn’t from a. Family member. I’ll never forget her.Thank you, you gave me confidence I never had.
>>33689291chad cleans it with his tongue every morning and evening
>>33689288*kisses your hand*
>>33689279Got caught by my dad pretty much passed out after choking myself while schlicking. He thought I was trying to kms.
>>33689295Gross
Men, would you marry a crazy hot party girl?
>>33689291kinda washes itself mostly but yea
>>33689302that why he's chad and you're you
>>33689254I would say no. You sound schizo
>>33689294I still remember all the compliments women have ever given me.It's important to remember that a compliment isn't permission to approach however.
>>33689305I'm glad I am not chad now
>>33689297Awwww
>>33689300KEK!How did that turn out?
>>33689308Ye, she should give you a written note saying pls approach
>>33689289Tbh, anon, I know next to nothing about muscle building ^^'Maybe consume more veggies and protein in your diet and less carbohydrates, junk food..?
>>33689285Date a vampire
>>33689303>Gets bored of me for one picosecond>Immediately cheatsYeah I think ill passNeed a girl who plays shitty old videogames with me and thinks walks in nature are fascinating
>>33689271>>33689280But what does that mean? I really don't know what an idealized woman looks like to people.
>>33689311He committed me to a suicide prevention camp thing at a hospital for two weeks.
>>33688899They're basically the same thing.
>>33689300>Dad im trying to cum not kms!!LelWhat was the end result?
>>33689303party girls are for party guysAll of my friends who have dated party girls while not wanting to go out with her all end up breaking up.
Femanons can I have a treat? :)
>>33689289You have to bulk or cut at this point. If you have any notable amount of size or muscle despite the fat, cut. If you’re very skinny with some slight fat spots, cutting probably won’t help anymore so I’d lean bulk until you’ve built some muscle and size then cut again. If you’re not skinny or have notable size, more slim fat, I’d cut.
Men are so cute I wish I had one
>>33689320Sydney Sweeny
>>33689321Kek, little did he know the nasty truth
>>33689327Only one?
>>33689320>I really don't know what an idealized woman looks like to people.Ask men irl what their celebrity crushes are
I want to be vored by a femanon.
>>33689332Are you latinx?
>>33689327I will be your (Fat and ugly)Moid(One)
>>33689288Women decided that was creepy and chauvinistic, and demanded that we stop.
>>33689334>whatwho! I meant WHO!I swear I'm not ESL
>>33689334I am a dude but I don't really have one. Either I don't watch enough movies or I'm gay or something.
>>33689325Will you clap and bark like a seal for a treat?
>>33689323See >>33689321.>>33689332He obviously knew it was a sex thing, he just refused to accept it when I told him that's all it was.
>>33689327You wouldn't actually like or appreciate any of us in person.
>>33689338No we didn't.
>>33689288If it makes you happier, when i was at gym today this cute tall girl asked if she can take plates from rack, i said to go ahead since i dont need any of themShe took a 20, i took another one and placed it on her barbell where she wanted to do hip thrusts and she thanked me and was overall very nice.I love women!
>>33689346Yes, you absolutely did. Maybe not every single one of you, but as a group, women absolutely did that.
>I saw namefags in the thread...
>>33689344Why would you say that?
Its going to be one of those days where i cant sleep until its too late to sleep and i end up undersleeping for work despite starting at 3pm isnt it
>>33689058It just leads to bans.
>>33689352NTA. You know this place is full of manlets, yes?
>>33689344dubs of TRUTH!
Current mood.
>>33689355Well I didn’t say men on 4chan
>>33689355She ahould get with 6"5 anon they could be annoying together
>>33689352Have you SEEN US?
>>33689352Women don't like men. At best, they like the idea of men.
>>33689358Thats fair
>>33689357Did she ghost you again?
>>33689361Cbt anon?
>>33689358Nta, but I think most of us understood this comment >>33689344 to be about men on 4chan
>>33689361They like kicking you in the balls
If Theres a friend I become interested in, should I just tell her “i want to have sex with you and maybe even date you?” Out the blue? Or is there some way to ease into it?
>>33689359He plays starcraft which is an ick. 6'7" anon is better.
>>33689361I’m attracted to most men I see are campus
>>33689366I don't know who that is.>>33689369That has never happened.
>>33689363It's so annoying when I'm actively posting but people are still guessing the wrong posters are me.
>>33689370How attractive are you? How attractive is she?
>>33689004MMost ok to least ok:>Women complimenting women>Men complimenting men>Women complimenitng men>Men complimenting womenIn general, women are expected to give compliments on each other's looks more than men do. Personally I don't care as much but that's what society has agreed upon>>33689090I measure my attractiveness by people's actions. So far I know that at least a couple of girls had crushes on me when I was a kid, but I hardly know anyone who felt that way since I was a teen and an adult. Some older women have complimented my looks but its hard to tell when a woman is being honest or just being "nice" because otherwise women never really went out of their way to interact with me and I think that's more of an honest indication than anything else.>>33689107Based and toadpilled>>33689126I'm an introvert and I don't have any friends to go out with so I'd look like that wojak guy at the party meme.>>33689153Keep it balanced, adjust it based on who is more skilled at what task
>>33689373Maybe that's true. Even if it is, that has little to do with love or appreciation.
>>33689343JH... how do you talk about such awful stuff here?
>>33689376To me? She’s a 10. Myself? I’d say a 7.5 (I’m biased though).
>>33689374Cbt means cock and ball torture
>>33689373You should approach some of them and sjow them your collection of cute cat pictures
>>33689371You ever have a friend that you never notice and then suddenly its like damn shes ao pretty
>>33689381He needs cognitive behavioral therapy more
>>33689380How do you imagine she'd rate herself?
>>33689324Would you rather date a "goes out by themselves but would still rather not be close to people in public" girl?
>>33689384Oops, missquote
>>33689381I'm aware.>>33689385Why do you think that?
>>33689385Lol. And maybe an ultrasound to check that the balls are still making test.
>>33689384I had that with one super shy kind of autistic girl at work.
Does Blue Valkyrie have a penis?
>>33689377>Keep it balanced, adjust it based on who is more skilled at what taskTbh, that's what I wanted to ask: I'm probably more skilled at those than the average moid, but also I don't want to just swollow the pill and do all those chores alone. I think if I married a man and had to do those chores everyday, I might have to kill myself. On the other hand; I'm pretty sure most moids would just rely on weaponized incompetence and purposely avoid learning do those stuff just so they would get out of doing them and I have to do them myself
>>33689391Oh, you must be somebody else. Sarge, perhaps?
>>33689391>Why do you think that?Because you sound like a broken record.
>>33689395Yes and they come in many different shapes, colors, and sizes
>>33689379This is THE place to vent the awful stuff. Nobody to impress, nobody to worry about telling shit to your friends, nobody who could possibly hurt you. I'm just honest, and it feels nice.>>33689382What thing?
>>33689395No.
>>33689336How did you know??
>>33689387Are you of sub Saharan decent?
>>33689398I think I'm probably the person you're thinking of, but I've never responded to that moniker and I don't think it fits.>>33689399I post the same thing often, but I post a lot of other stuff too.
>>33689386Maybe an 8, she can undersell herself sometimes
>>33689405nta, but how did you get that from that kek
>>33689408Well, you're punching a bit above your weight class. Imo that calls for a more subtle approach.
>>33689409Use commas?
>>33689410I've noticed a fear of cats in that community
>>33689414We've got Berber baddies in here?
I reinstalled starcraft 2...
>>33689416How come?
>>33689172I thought actuaranon was a man
>>33689413Thanks! I’ll definitely think of one . I’ll come back in a week to explain how things went
>>33689401It just seems like a great way to expose your vulnerabilities to a bunch of unaccountable psychopaths..
>>33689406Why are you trying to steal cbt anon's shtick?
What is your relationship requirement that you’d be willing to give up if you found the right person, or were desperate enough?
>>33689420what race
>>33689424Good luck
>>33689425Honestly, nobody cares. Despite sharing the most stupid, embarrassing shit, the psychos would actually rather just make up their own stories about me. Somehow my actual vulnerabilities aren't interesting to them.
>>33689429Artosis would like a word, anon.
>>33689428Any and all. Well I do care about hygiene and health, so no fatties or stinkies.
>>33689431My nose? You lost me. Who are they anyways. You're acting like that's a different regular.
>>33689432For instance, doesn't Sarge harp on you and Ohio for being SA'd?
>>33689421I'm not sure, I was going to ask if they said yes.
>>33689420Cool, are you replaying wings of liberty campaign, or going to be sweaty and ladder? (I assume you aren't going to play either of the other 2 campaigns because why would anybody?)Also:>first, we make expand. And then defense it.
>>33689426I'm not. Like I said, I think I'm the person you're talking about, I just don't prefer that name.
>>33689437Sarge getting BTFO and exposed as a virgin was funny shit.
>>33689433Artosis plays terran though
>>33689434Being fat doesn’t mean you’re not healthy
>>33689437I don't even know who Sarge or Ohio are. If a poster doesn't use a name or regularly avatarfag, I can't tell who they are when they post. Also who cares if some edgy tween-level weirdos want to make rape jokes? Nobody who actually leaves their house is going to insult someone for being raped as a kid.
>>33689444Yeah, but he insists that they're terrible.
>>33689429Zerg of course :)>>33689440Sweaty and ladder, played the campaign when I was in elementary school with my dad - good times>>33689444This is the funniest image I've seen on this site in months
>>33689445Wrong
>>33689445Lol
Being manhandled sounds so nice
>>33689345You want to paint her butthole??
>>33689445Depends on how fat you consider fat and what your sex is.Also, FATTY COPE DETECTED, WE'VE GOT A FATTY ON OUR HANDS.
>>33689447Sarge is the 'raped trash' autist
>>33689438okay, one last questionhow did you come upon this observation?
>>33689456Are you on new medicine? Why aren't you freaking out
can the recession happen already...
>>33689456You seem too delicate for that.
>>33689467she is a big fat tranny
My seasonal anime is finished now and I don't know what to do with my life
Unmuting femanon after a week of good behavior
>>33689466>can the recession happen alreadyNot until Jim D'mint gives the OK
>>33689472Watch something new obvi
>>33689455>>33689464No, I don't.
>>33689465Oh I am I’ve been crying every day for the past two week. Talking about men just seems like a better coping strategy
>>33689455The one that posted her twitter?
>>33689474Couldn't be meI've had one of my oldest and closest friends muted for weeks because she's become completely fucking insufferable
>>33689464>>33689455Me? I use moid and ask "Men," questions.
>>33689473Uhhh I was gonna say that could be interesting but that's too weird..
Why are we trying to deanonymize atoga?
>>33689483>everythingwhich is?
>>33689486What
>>33689455I use it. But I think I also use m*n. I doubt I am the person you're talking about.
>>33689452>played the campaign when I was in elementary school with my dadFuck I'm oldI played the Wings of Liberty beta when I was in 12th grade>funniest imagethanks my sc2 folder is big and I never get to use it
>>33689491You're one of the meanest femanons
Phone posting is great. Everyone should be doing this
I'm 6ft tall and have good facial structure. According to incelology I should I have a gf, but I don't. How get?
>>33689491Hi, do you have any new images
>>33689476Most anime suck. This season had 2 good ones though. So chances there's anything good this next season are low.watch milky subway btw
>>33689500Try getting the fuck off of 4chan
>>33689491I'm going to impregnate you.
>>33689500How old are you, what do you do for a living, where do you go to meet women?
>>33689504Watch something good
Every few days, there's a faggot that comes here and posts something a long the lines of "There is ..and you know who she is". And it's always some femanon. He'll also say "she knows who she is" And he does this because he wants other anons to point femanons for him or for some femanon to "tell on herself" so that he keeps track of femanons better. And to that faggot I say I hope you shoot yourself soon.
>>33689504The start reading manga or books then. Only Fgs have their media consumption revolve around seasons
>>33689500Because ur a loser
>>33689464Hey, I start questions with "Men, " when I ask a general question, too. Also I have used "moid" as a joke before.
>>33689507I think that's Chadlet's job
>>33689285Ask her. She'll know her body best.
>>33689498What did I even do? I was posting earlier and I doubt you even noticed>>33689503Is this one good?
>>33689506I've tried, but then I realized that I don't have any other social outlets.>>3368950825warehouse stuff4chan
>>33689513Revolve around seasonals*
>>33689505KekWhich is?
she has very large nostrils.
>>33689520Ye, I like that one
>>33689500>I'm 6ft tallThat's great. What are you doing for new years? Happy 2013!
>>33689525What do you mean by outrageous?
>>33689288Find a better guy
>>33689497I like pepperoni on my pizza!
>>33689528idgi
>>33689528>He doesn't know about height-flationkek it never even started for him.
>>33689527:)>>33689525my correct what?
>>33689447Ouch
>>33689303>hot party girlSure>crazyNo one can handle crazy. They sort of just let it poison them
>>33689534Yeah but everyone lies and adds 2 inches on, I'm actually 6ft.
>>33687477What about my lesbian agenda (straight male btw)
>>33689522>I've tried, but then I realized that I don't have any other social outletsWhere's this gf going to come from then?
>>33689546I don't know, that's why I'm asking.
>>33689344She didn't say she wanted a 4channer. But you are still correct, yes.
>>33689538Don't take it personally. Conversations end up bleeding together if they were never explicitly linked to a name. I'm sure that happens to guys who thought they were talking to me, too.
>>33689537What happens if you meet a male who isn't misogynistic, rude, violent, selfish or ugly? Theoreticalyl speaking, at least.>inb4 "there is no such thing"
>>33689545That definitely narrows it down!Being employed would've prevented this.
>>336895336ft isn't impressive to girls anymore. 6'4 is the new meta.
Thinking about when I went to a frat party a few weeks ago and all the men were dating so different like, it was weird men my age dont usually smile at me and try to get my attention I want to go back but I scared
>>33689455i use a moid on a regular basis and im occasionally mean. depends on my mood and thread vibes and who i feel like trolling
>>33689540Yeah, but you can't SAY that.in 2025 you are supposed to say you're about 6'5" otherwise you're letting all the 5'9"s who say they're 6' mog you. The women don't actually notice, they just want the number.
>>33689550Point to specific posts. This is getting annoying.
>>33689537Men being ugly is a form of misogyny.
>>33689495How old are you? I'm only 24. I think I played the game in 5th grade. I used to draw and make comics and I totally stole the marauder for one of my characters and one of my classmates asked if he was from starcraft. I think that was the one and only time I ever connected with someone irl over starcraft lmao, fuckin 5th grade Picrel - first game, first win. Fuck toss
>>33689370>i want to have sex with youYou gotta have look-charisma of Chad. Personality-charisma is good too.>and maybe even date youJesus, you gotta be super chad to get away this line. "Maybe even"??? Fucking kek.
>>33689552I am dating one :>
>>33689547Find another social outlet
>>33689559But a relationship founded on a lie sounds like a bad idea.
>>33689556>6ft isn't impressive to girls anymore. 6'4 is the new meta.It's over... I'm never getting a gf at 6'3.......
>>33689567Where? There's nothing to do in this rust belt shithole.
>>33689569Wear shoes
>>33689549Kinda takes the wind outta my sails if you won't even remember our convos a week later
>>33689568and people who lie on their resumes get better jobs, more experience and actually end up better employees and more successful than people who are honest about their experience and ability.being honest is unironically only a hamper to yourself. If people get mad you lied, move on, nobody actually cares in the future, you don't have a permanent record like they threatened you with in school.
>>33689512>Every few days, there's a faggot that comes here and posts something a long the lines of "There is ..and you know who she is". And it's always some femanon. He'll also say "she knows who she is" And he does this because he wants other anons to point femanons for him or for some femanon to "tell on herself" so that he keeps track of femanons better. And to that faggot I say I hope you shoot yourself soon.I think it's more of a mental health issue:
Why did I have to be born in America. I wish I was born in a war torn country where I am on the run with a cute girl and we are in love and every moment is like our last.
>>33689578you could just go to ukraine whenever you want, anon.
>>33689184Yep. I'm no billionaire with more sixes than the number of the beast. I've been told by women IRL that I have some good traits but in practice none of them really matter because I don't wear it on my face. To anyone I'm just another sausage in the crowd but unlike a fair number of them I really don't want to stand out so I fade into the background and do my own thing.>>33689269A lot of it comes from societal messaging but a lot of societal messaging does more harm than good so many people are looking inwards to see what they naturally value. I think that given time people will naturally progress to valuing work and children again but in our current state it's a really toxic environment to engage in.>>33689303Not my type, but I think party guys would like a party girl>>33689396Yeah it relies on honesty for it to work but in practice it unfortunately trends to what you're saying. It also gets worse as people age because they either stop doing as much because they get tired more easily or they become so insistent on their norms that they end up hurting themselves and their partner in the process. I see my parents bicker about it all of the time>>33689445Anon... when I dieted out of obesity it was like night and day for my health. Losing that excess weight does so much good for your health that I consider anyone who ignores it to be equivalent to engaging in self harm like cutting themselves. It's like the number one thing you can do to improve your general quality of life and it is SO much better than any food because once you cut the sweets out your tastebuds reset to enjoy the natural sweetness in fruits and veggies again.
>>33689578No you don't, pussy.
>>33689580It's not the same. I need to feel like my world is being annihilated. In a sense it is... but metaphorically.
>>33689303i'm a crazy hot party girl dating a crazy hot party guy. we're both too old to party anymore though
>>33689585Is the sex fire?
>>33689576I just figured he fell for the "everyone who posts in all lowercase letters is the same person" trap
>>33689585yikes
>>33689575Yeah but at a job you're just there to get money, you're not marrying it, it's like a hooker, and if you get a better offer you tell them to match it or you're leaving. Relationships are more than that.
>>33689574I bet I remember the conversation then, but I couldn't link it to a specific name. Are you thinking about the cuke discussion?
>>33689583If it makes you feel better, if you were in that situation you would probably just die cold and alone. You would go to the shelter, and instead of finding a girl and bonding over you two trying to get a little extra food that day, and finding a candle to have a cute dinner, you would just end up off to the side and people would be weirded out by you and pick you first to go off on the suicide mission or something against your will.
>>33689327>"catnip date?" - tomcat>> . . . . A,,A . . . . . . .> . . . . (^x ^ ) . . . . . .>. . . . . { \ / . }}~* . . .
>>33689595If your intention is to dox her and you lump my posts in with hers, why shouldn't I be worried? What is your problem?
>>33689512>>33689576>>33689588He thought that JH wanted him to track her down so that they could be together.
>>33689585big sis?
>>33689593No
>>33689597https://vocaroo.com/12RlyAJGwHrI
>>33689599>>33689576>>33689588Just keep in mind that telling on other people is a roundabout way of telling on yourself (by elimination)
>>33689602Then I'll need a memory jog.
>>33689478Why crying?
>>33689597I wish I still had some of the vocas of me singing. I deleted them all out of embarrassment during an episode.
>>33689597Refresh our memories....
>>33689447The latter one here. We've talked a few times about this or that. You rec'd The Monkey to me.
>>33689500Skill issue? We don't know you
>>33689607his gender dysphoria is flaring up again
>>33689575Women, do you give prostate massages or just give the prostate love in general?
>>33689605occam's razor says you're making a fool out of yourselfnta btw (you WILL convince yourself otherwise)
Daydreaming about intimacy with men feels so nice>>33689607School is stressful, the future seems bleak, I feel so ugly, everyone hates me
>>33689614>Only then he will be satisfied.You chatting with Satan anon?
>>33689619You always have atoga, kittenposter
>>33689619you need some therapy babe
>>33689611I remember that. Did we ever end up talking about Weapons? That's another fun one I liked recently.
Meeting men irl is a fantasy and a farce.
>>33689615Christ, you again?
>>33687415Women, what smells do you like?
>>33689625>Meeting men irl is a fantasy and a farce.We're in hiding.
>>33689617>only one femanon is afraid of getting doxedOh boy.
>>33689628Rain, vanilla, patchouli, honeysuckle, cock, baked goods, clay.
>>33689624Briefly. I haven't seen it but I'm sure I'll watch it soon. I burnt myself out on horror movies a little. We also talked Sonic 3, I think.
>>33689625True, as a men, I never leave my cave. Mens like myself hate sunlight and would never be in a place like irl.
>>33689628Egg farts
Femanon...Would you let your hypothetical boyfriend rub his penis on your face until he nutted? Or is that asking for a lot....
>>33689628cut grass
>>33689633That week the new Sonic movie came out we def talked about it. I was extolling it a lot ITT and being stupid emotional.Let me know what you think of Weapons, I loved it.
>>33689456Manhandling a girl who's into it sounds nice>>33689500Reading up incelology to understand women is like looking up bizarre conspiracy theories to learn world history>>33689537Interacting with assholes everyday sucks, but so does running a constant loop of violent fantasies within one's head. Doesn't it get tiring holding up a shield next to people all of the time? It doesn't excuse them for being in the wrong, but I think it's a lot more healthy mentally to channel that anger back to more positive personal experiences and using it to cultivate one's sense of sympathy for those who are suffering instead. Violence is a double edged sword that can turn back on you at any time without warning.
>>33689637I don't see why I wouldn't. I feel like that might take a while though.
>>33689641What does he sound like?
>>33689635No. Mostly pop, some Disney.
>>33689619It feels nice to daydream about intimacy with women too as a man. Too bad women don't actually want that in real life.
>>33689640It's okay. I cried at the movie too. I thought it was a very sweet film.I will. Maybe I'll watch it as soon as October hits to get in the Halloween mood.
>>33689626Of what?
>>33689557Do it
>>33689625Hey babe
I wish I had a boyfriend who would be my husband
>>33689643Sweet, women are pretty cool, I don't know why this board hates them
>>33689648I've been seeing a ton of movies lately on dates. Mostly bad, non-horror stuff. Watched an anime movie that I didn't care for and it was awful. Like three hours and my ass hurt the last third of it from the bad seats.
>>33689636I want to eat your eggs, if you know what I mean
>>33689628Like in general or on men?
>>33689618Occam's razor says you already referred to it once before and didn't know what it means before and still don't know what it means now
>>33689655One of each is the new meta.
>>33689658what anime movie was it?Surely not Your Name? Your Name is kino as fuck, even if the story is a bit flimsy at points.
>>33689665Demon Slayer.
>>33689666He sounds normal?
Am I really going to die alone because I had the audacity to be an ugly shy girl in high school.
>>33689668Oh, yeah. The newer one or the first one? I don't like Demon Slayer in general, but I heard people did like the train movie.
>>33689486Mental illness I assume.>>33689512We all think he's legit schizophrenic from the last thread if that helps.
>>33689674To know what I'm guilty of?
>>33689659You want to eat my egg farts?
>>33689671There is an entire subcontinent of guys who will date you
>>33689673The newest one. It looked pretty, but it was sooo boring as someone who didn't know what was going on.
>>33689655Best I can do is a LARP
Are we posting cats?
>>33689619>school stressfulWhat you studying?>future bleakLike, America? Or your future, like cancer or wtv?>feel uglyYou aren't. As for actual looks, self improvement makes a huge ass difference. I was told I was a sub 5 at some point but now I'm over (she was not thinking about being soft with that comment). Pretty sure this can be done with most people.>everyone hates meNow that's definitely a lie. People here don't, except for the dudes who hate women, but that isn't your problem.
>>33689682Where?
>>33689686>him trying to wipe off his paw
>>33689686Yes
>>33689686Lmao he wipes his paw
>>33689655But how much? That is the question
Nobody will ever look at me the way either of these 2 look at each other.why live?
>>33689695Hornypost?
>>33689632Like, sweat from cock smell, or the smell of dried cum that leaks out when his dick gets limp in his boxers after he gets off?
>>33689643If you stick your tongue out, it might be faster than you'd think.
>>33689694More than anything
>>33689642>d. Doesn't it get tiring holding up a shield next to people all of the time?its a meme
>>33689658That sucks. I'd give recommendations but I feel I can be pretty sure you've seen any of the horror stuff I might come up with.>bad seatsIn a theater? The one by my place has seats that are too comfy if anything.
>>33689701I answered the question, but that doesn't mean I want to ERP.
somebody said we're posting cats?
>>33689646You are claiming multiple femanons to be a single entity based on basic posting habits like saying moid or worrying about being doxed. Not gonna fuel your schizophrenia by engaging with you any further, just had to point out the stupidity in your logic.
>>33689696If you love yourself first, it'd be easier to find him
>>33689597Never ever made one.
>>33689707Shed be hotter without contacts
>>33689707She's cute, but those bangs are admittedly weird
>>33689707God she's fucking cute. I'm hard just watching her do that, she didn't even do anything crazy. I think I'll try cumming for her, she deserves it for being that fucking gorgeous.
>>33689696I can't even gossling over this, it's too cute.
>>33689688>>33689708
Femanons, do you ever pleasure a cock like the women in porn do?And if so, is it just for big ones?
>>33689717ntathe bangs give cosplay wig but I dont see much more wrong with it?
>>33689724What do you mean exactly?
>>33689627NTA,ignore him sis
>>33689703What would being with him bring you?
>>33689726>>>/gif/29468061
>>33689628Coffee, banana shamppo, vanilla body wash.
>>33689655You'd already have one if you really wanted one.
What do you think it is that stops every popular female youtuber from just doing a low effort onlyfans and making a million dollars a year easy? like every girl with over 500k subs could be set for life in a year if she wanted to be and some just choose not to.
>>33689655Would you let this husband get you pregnant? Multiple times?
>>33689736They're tradcucks
>>33689732Give blowjobs? Uh... yeah sure.
>>33689733>banana shamppo, vanilla body wash.Are those what you use?
>>33689736Yeah why wouldn't they just torpedo their comfy life for a chance at being one of the 1% who make decent money
>>33689725>||||||||||||||>|||||||>||||They're cut at an angle like above. Very irregular.>||||||||||||||||>| | | | | | | |This is more normal for bangsBut you're right it's probably a wig, so it means nothing.
>>33689684I'm not kitten poster, just joining in with the cat posting. I>>33689686Yes,.
>>33689736I like to think its a sense of dignity
>>33689741Not just a blow jobWorshipping a cock
>>33689748Mega chonker
>>33689733How do you feel about the banana candy smell?
>>33689743No, you don't understand. those ones are already popular 99% of the time because they're hot. for those girls who became popular for their normal content, a) most people wouldn't stop watching the normal content, and b) they already have an audience willing to pay them for even slightly more risque content. They aren't just randomly risking it on being a 1%, they're almost guaranteed to succeed.
>>33689753A lot of them do - like Jessica Nigri
I can't fucking stand being short anymore. That's it, I'm doing the leg breaking thing.
>>33689757She was probably joking
>>33689757Dude, just go after short girls. Huge amount of opportunity
>>33689736Onlyfans isn't magically guaranteed to be successful just because you're somewhat popular, anon. There's a LOT of competition involved, and gaining traction over there is nigh impossible unless you're incredibly savvy with advertising + collabs with already-popular girls. Said competition would never collab with you without reason, so you would either need to worm your way into their social groups, or convince them it'd be to their benefit.In other words, no, it is not at all something you can do with low effort. And even if you do put in the work, it's not certain to go anywhere!
Women as a total hypothetical if you got to pee on a guy as part of some kind of ritual would you be cool with him saving you from pee-cultists later.plsss respond
>>33689700I never posted any pics of myself on 4chan ever. You need help.
>>336897632B set me up to be disappointed with real women for the rest of my life.
>>33689753You talk about hypotheticals that aren't borne out in reality.
Girls, if you could magically be transformed into a goblin girl would you want to do that?
>>33689763What pic is he thinking of?
>>33689716I don't want to.>>33689739No way sis>>33689742Yes>>33689752Never had it.>>33689754> He doesn't know
I've been called smart my whole life, I know I'm smart. I want a woman to call me hot
>>33689774If you're so smart figure out how to be hot.
>>33689774What's a million plus a million?
>>33689776He needs a few millimetres of bone
>>33689774Pfft. Smarty-pants over here can't even figure out how to light himself on fire.
>>33689755yes please
>>33689764Awww that's too bad.>>33689772Sure. She's showing sadness and disappointment and that's how I feel. >>33689771I don't know, just entertaining the delusions.
Hey, fucking womenWHY SHOULD I GIVE A FUCK ANYMORE
For your consideration:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ouKJgoaTCY
What no pussy does to a mf: the thread
>>33689781No.
>>33687415Women, what does getting fucked rough feel like?
>>33689789Salty coins and bags of sand.
>>33689789feels like diarrhea cramps in my vagina
>>33689797JH doesn't reply with spacing like that.
Men, are you alright?
>>33689785lol. you got filtered
>>33689803No, not really. But thanks for asking.
>>33689799Women are a mess
Miso horny
>>33689813>marine-im-horny.mp4I'm too lazy to look it up this time, just image it.
>>33689789>Women, what does getting fucked rough feel like?Like being in the passenger seat while someone else is driving over 100 mph.>>33689813Mila view lawng thyme
Thread's dead 'cause the femanons are getting plapped?
Eri
How long was the longest crush you had , and what was the end result of that crush? Did you guys get together?
>>33689824Does it count if we were on and off for 13 years
>>33689803Nope
>>33689825No
Julian
>>33689824>How long was the longest crush you hadA few years, way back in grade school.>what was the end result of that crush? Did you guys get together?I asked her to hang out, but once that happened I realized we had absolutely no interests in common. That was the end of that!
Mary
Alexandria....
>>33689834Stop harassing and threatening femanons
Rebecca
/atoga/ is more unhinged than usual today
>>33689824I had a crush on a guy for two- three years in junior high. I tried to ask him out but got cold feet. He got a girlfriend in highschool.
>>33689844This water is particularly wet today
>>33689824About 16 years, cute girl in high school that I'm still friends withI bullied the shit out of her and she won't date me now despite my best efforts
>>33689803No, and I'm sure women love to hear that.
>>33689848We won't be intimidated by you
>>33689848You're stupid as hell.
>>33689849Dang, that’s oneitis if I’ve ever seen it. Too bad you have no chance
>>33689848>the other femanons are totally fine with itNot even remotely true.
>>33689824I met a girl at Freshman orientation, before highschool even started, and I took one look at her and instantly fell for her and I was in love with her for the next 4 years
>>33689855Slow and steady, I'll seal the deal before long
>>33689857and you never made a move once during that 4 years, right?
>>33689848we want you to leave
>>33689859My current girlfriend is a former high school friend I rekindled with. Granted, she wasn’t my crush back then and we weren’t close friends, but we orbited the same social circle..
>>33689858No stay, I want to watch him go insane
>>33689863You mean you orbited her while she got railed and THEN it was your turn right?
>>33689867Julian
>>33689865He's already insane.
I swing through periods of wanting to argue about dating dynamics, preferences, women, getting annoyed about how unfair dating is, etcAnd then accepting everything without a hint of vitriol, hoping I’ll find my love eventually with optimism , and accepting anything, including promiscuous women and single Mothers, as long as we click And then back again to the other side, and then back again, and again.It’s like I have An Angel and a Devil fighting in my mind
>>33689860Nope, all 4 years of high school I had a face full of acne, I was undateable, while she had beautiful pale skin with long raven black hair with an amazing body.
I have a crush on him.
Who is Julian?
>>33689866I mean. Sure, if you put it that way. But the past is the past. Plus, I know if I was attractive as she was, I’d be fucking multiple women regularly.
>>33689873Julian is gay? HAHA!
>>33689874I am Julian
>>33689874Eri
>>33689881Who is Eri?
Are there people who post in this thread that are perfectly happy or satisfied with their social, romantic, sexual life?
I want femanon to devour my flesh
>>33689883Just did.
>>33689586yeah, best sex if my life, and i've had a lot of sex. we're getting married
>>33689886Yes, I'm perfectly happy and satisfied not having any social, romantic, or sexual life.
>>33689884>Who is Eri?NTA.He's an anon experiencing psychosis.
do you think the two namefags like each other? You know who.. those ones..
I didn’t realize how much of a coomer I was until I got a gf. I don’t want to watch porn (I feel it’s cheating) but I’m at the point now where I’m jerking it to sfw pics of her
>>33689892QRD?
>>33689755please
>>33689890You're afraid of us, Julian. We're not afraid of you
>>33689867are you the contrarian?
the discord is still alive?
>>33689894YES!!!!
I want to suck Julian's pp.
>>33689897Ok, I had enough. What the HELL is your PROBLEM???
I've never been inside you but you're so alluring
>>33689896Honestly sex makes me so tired form a horny perspective that I don’t even feelThe urge to jack off later
>>33689908<3
>>33689898>QRD?He thinks every (or most) femanons are secretly the same person, who he wants to kill. He also thinks JH wants him to find her so they can date.
Will you guys go to your high school reunion?
>>33689901>>33689903Nope, never met them.
>>33689916Cat poster did as well.
Should I message this guy I see on campus? We never spoke past small talk a couple times. I’m so scared of being rejected, I’m the weird socially awkward loser girl with resting bitch face and no friends who eats alone. What if thinks “Eww” of me? I had boys and popular girls making fun of me in the past
>>33689905really?
>>33689898>>33689913This is him btw >>33689614
>>33689923YEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
>>33689770i think so but how does reproduction work in that case? do we get hybrid babies? i'd prefer him to not speciesmix and i'll avoid goblin men
goodnight atoga. i'm gonna go cuddle with chadlet and sleep
I wish women weren't evil.
>>33689920Messaging is too forward, just follow him around and stare at him until he gets scared. Then ask him out and he'll be too afraid to say no.
>>33689925prove it
>>33689918Zahhāk
>>33689924Who's she?
>>33689932Devour my flesh and the answers will become clear
>>33689931me & u *blushes*
>>33689926You clearly have a problem with me and the remains here so out with it!
>>33689934Possibly no one? It's hard to say since he thinks almost everyone is her
>>33689911I love you
>>33689938*femanons*
>>33689935F&H reference? Let me fuck femanon
>>33689940Weird.How long has this been going on?
>>33689941I know
>>33689942I don't know who *he* is!
>>33689946Do you love me too?
>>33689945I'm not sure, but he seems to be getting worse.
is full nelson real?
>>33689954Half's brother? Love that nigga!
>>33689949Does it matter?
>>33689957i hate you
Moids
>>33689950Because I can accept the darkness and light into my life. I am attracted to spiritual things. Now is that everything is there there some other issue with me?
>>33689960Eri?
>>33689948He thinks Satan is talking to him. >>33689620 >>33689641
>>33689963Yes it was fake. Happy?
>>33689958To me it does
>>33689955I don't know what your talking about. I never faked n accent on here or GIOYC. Do you have proof of this?
>>33689964isn't it uncomfortable and very tiring?
>>33689971Why?
>>33689969Only if you leave
>>33689955What was the accent?
>>33689976Because I wanted to.
>>33689963Why do you mean by accent? I switch typing styles for fun but that's it. I don't have different personalities.
who is Eri and Julian, what happened here, what is going on?????
>>33689974I desire the reciprocation of my love. It is the one thing in this world that I am not abundant in
some of you guys sound as silly as the genshin players that sperg about stats instead of waifus as it was intended
>>33689982Are you sure about that?
>>33689981>who is EriEriko
I think I've absorbed five different mental disabilities reading this convo
>>33689981>>33689913
>>33689986Yes
wanna play hide the salami?
>>33689955>Also why did you faked an accent.Are you hearing voices?
Maybe men are bad after all.
>>33689997Should I become Eriko?
state-mandated anal rape therapy for males
>>33689984Yes, I'm that femanon that's not into religious nutters.>>33689987I know I was harsh on you in GIOYC, and I do apologise. But I don't think I was abusive. Also your posting have me panic attacks on GIOUC, and even my roommate saw How upset I washing time.
>>33690007You're not the real swiss
>>33689994thumbs up
>>33689991I was a cow and cat, poster from GIOYC, that's it.
>>33690014i have no idea what is going on but i support any cow
And men wonder why femanons never stick around.
>>33690015Julian = Eri
>>33690000We already know foids think this. Why pretend you don't?
>>33690022I don't? How can you hear us?
>>33690020In a civilized society, you men would protect us women from these savages.
>>33690023I want you gone because you harass women
>>33690025male men?
>>33690010Well no shit, Sherlock!>>33690017Moo!
men, what does smegma smell like?
>>33690031>Well no shit, Sherlock!Why are you agitating the schizophrenic?
>>33690026True. But women decided they didn't want or need that, and that they hate men and want them to suffer. And men still tried to keep it up for a while, but they're now starting to realize they're not wanted.
>>33690031moo-yah!
>>33690032https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NyUqhbPD2tc
New thread?
Girls would you date a guy who's fat and balding?
girls who have black hair and eyes are ideal for cow cosplay but i am not one of them
>>33690043Not quite yet
>ghosted by femanon
>>33690033im cut so idk. Guessing the other guys here are too. Wait for more euros
>>33690039Yes! I was very upset! I wanted to throw up, I had panic attacks. My roommate walked in on me an saw me close to tears! She told me to get f2f the phone! >>33690036Then leave me alone, please!
>>33690048Can you hear us right now?
>>33690040>videoI don't get it
>>33690049>haunted by femanon>spooky bj
>>33690052NTA, we all want you to leave...
>>33690044no
>>33690042What way? WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME???
>>33690058He thinks you're Swiss. He hates Swiss.
>>33690043I'm so sorry, I ruined your thread. I just wanted to know what his problem with me was.
Eri/Julian is fat
>>33690066and balding?
is it possible to hire this julian to be as passionate to e*tj instead
new thread now?
I really hate women.
>>33690068>JFC, thank you for the answer. I can sleep now.Only if you're JH apparently
When I was young I was dropped off to live with my grandparents.I was unaccustomed to the attention, and as any child, I wanted it. Seeing the antics of my sisters get response, I emulated it, and told my grandparents that I was scared to go to sleep.Grandma, bless her, tried to tell me about a very special man who loved me very much and this would protect me. I understood none of this, as I was raised without any such concepts, and looking back, I don't know why she wasn't allowed to say "Jesus" to me. At a loss, she turned to Grandpa.A logical man, he started simple and asked me what I could be afraid of. My ploy was not thought this far out, so I fingered the darkness.He simply said that I was the scariest thing in the dark, and I too perplexed with this new thought to no longer protest, he left.That's why I'm in femanons walls, right now. Watching.Grandpa was right.
>>33689564sorry for the late response I'm 32 now, I went to sc2 tournaments with my brother in 2011-2013. I peaked low-masters protoss in HotS and didn't really get into the initial changes in LotV. I've watched a few games recently but not as much as I used to, but I've considered giving it another try a few times now. Where do you even get build orders these days?
>>33690072Julian should make one
Should people with crippling anxiety get together? On the one hand, they would understand each other better, but on the other, would they make each other worse?
>>33690071>is it possible to hire this julian to be as passionate to e*tj insteadHe's not gay. He's obsessive towards women because he's straight + schizo
>>33690082>Should people with crippling anxiety get together? On the one hand, they would understand each other better, but on the other, would they make each other worse?Anxious women need a charismatic Chad to sweep them off their feet. Anxious boys can kick rocks.
what are the rules for the threadpic
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>>33690087Something cute with boy and girl
does julian have a bbc
>>33690091inside of him, consistently
>>33690091Yes, it's up his ass. Maybe it will fuck the crazy out of him.
>>33690142He is Eri
>>33690168You're crazy
>>33690210For you to not be so paranoid
I'm a bit offended someone thinks thats me, lmfao.
