Previously on /atoga/ - >>33735433
I love women!
Who would win in a race war between all /atoga/ anons divided into white and non white (including the jew anons) both sides are unisex and must cooperate to be freed from the death stadium by winningGender and why
Simp general
>>33738062Would my white man teammates protect me
Where do I meet clingy gf
>>33738053Me and femanon.
>>33738062This is new levels of mentally deranged...
>>33738053Me in the back
>>33738066They have to because losing means they die too, but judging by the fact that you said "Protect" like you can't fight yourself I'm going to deduct a point for the white side.>>33738074I'm sorry did you want more gender war bait instead? At least I'm asking something new.
>>33738062It would be Zulu all over again.
why do moids like writing back to foids of their past after years like wtf just move on
>>33738078>I'm sorry did you want more gender war bait instead?Yes, because race shit is that much better, tradcuck.
I'm genuinely scared I may never experience love in my entire life
>>33738062Yay, I love when we (Jews) get to play on the nonwhite team
>>33738084I miss them
>>33738088It wasn't meant for everybody
teammates and genders, when was the last time you came?
>>33738069Why?I (clingy gf) gets pushed off lap, ignored, sighed at, eyerolled to and end up making men frustrated when I tickle fight, jump on the bed, grab bootycheeks, ask silly questions, try to take care of (guy) or make dumb jokes. Our fun clingy feautres are the same things that make us feel like we annoy you and you aren't interested.
>>33738086Ew gross I'm not "le trad cath" or whatever I just wanted to give an interesting question.>>33738089Lol I knew you would lil buddy that's why I put you there. Go get em' champ!
>>33738094white would win because i'm there
>>33738093Stop dating men who don't like you. It was the same for me until I dated a man who adored me.>>33738062F. Non-whites. The white men hate white women and they'd spend the whole time trying to rape the non-white girls, making themselves vulnerable to attacks from the non-white guys.
>>33738053>Gender>Age>thoughts on age gap relationships>min-max age range you would date and marry
>>33738088just express interest, be respectful if they say no and learn to relax and enjoy her companystandards are so low nowadays
>>33738092When my man was inside of me the other day, missionary. Made me squirt all over him too.. V difficult to squirt from PIV, I have v v strong feelings for him.
>>33738084women are in the ocean surrounded by undrinkable water, men are in a desert with no water at all
>>33738062Non whites will always win because they stay united while whites are always 50/50 and infighting
>>33738103History disagrees with you
i'm not going to argue in ethnicity related posts
>>33738098F, 32. Not a fan, I think there's too many complications involved most of the time. I do not care about it enough to comment on it unless one party is very young (under 21) or if one party is old (45+) and the couple wants kids.I'm taken, but I'd date 30-37.
>>33738108>sperg out about a question about women 1 thread ago>topics about race wars are fineThis whole general is a shitpost general isn't it
>>33738098M26Used to think they were gross and mentally ill, but as I got older, I understand it more. I still think it's better to stick with your own age, but as you get older, the pool only gets smaller and smaller, so it makes sense to expand to younger.I wouldn't date anyone under 21, or over 1 year older than me.
>>33738092Right now.
>>33738096Based.>>33738097That's a fucked up answer. By that logic wouldn't all the women just get offed first? I should probably put in a no rape rule or something. I forgot I should have before posting >though.
>>33738098Male30I don't think they're bad as long as the two people love each otherI'd go 5 years on either side of my age comfortably but 10 if she was absolutely perfect from first meet
>>33738098f-30i'd decapitate old creepy men3 years younger/3 years older>>33738114i'll keep kissing anon in front of you sorry
>>33738114Shitpost website.
>>33738084Last two times I did that, she was happy about it.
>>33738120Keep kissing that phone, lmfao>>33738121Kinda sorta, depends on the board and on the thread.
Women, how would you react if you learned that your favorite dildo was molded after your dad’s penis?
>>33738128I never used a dildo, it feels gross.
>>33738062JH would only participate with the white team.
>>33738128but my dad isn't a centaur?
>>33738131That's how Rome started, 7 dudes sharing 1 woman.
>>33738130Holy shit it's the mythical lesbian who masturbates with a fleshlight onahole instead of dildo that all men keep asking regarding her whereabouts.She is the one true lesbian!!
>>33738126mmmh kiss kiss by the way i read it again and you make no sense, no wonder you misinterpret things
>>33738126>>33738120>kissing KekKill me that you hate when I am inna thread but you will 'kiss' your thread chick left and right. Like whaaaaat?
It honestly feels gross knowing I'm in a thread with a bunch of sex havers
>>33738136What? lmaoI just like regular dicks...
>>33738135exactly, we'd win if she was on our team.
>>33738120This is so retarded.
>>33738137Kiss me through the phone is a Soulja Boy song
>>33738137I have no idea what you're talking about, read what again? How would i misinterpret something I've read? Use punctuation,>>33738140I vill not kiss zee e-girl.
>>33738140>>33738147i'm in the white team sorry>>33738145sure
Girls just want mindless sex instead of dating, I've hooked up with 6 girls now, asked every single out for a second date and everyone wanted to keep things casualWhy are girls like this, I just want love
>>33738150>I'm in the white team sorryI'm white can I defect to the non-white team if she will be there? The other schizo is probably also white as well.
>>33738152what did i do
male.please repeat the message: it's the music that we choose
>>33738155Exist.
>>33738151For me it's been the exact oppositeLiterally all I want is to have my dick sucked and have some practice sex, but every bitch just wants a mature relationship now
>>33738134Imagine his penis is exactly like your centor dildo.
>>33738151This is why you withhold sex until marriage. It's now the men that have to uphold chastity and meaningful marriage, women fell asleep at the steering wheel and cannot be trusted.
>>33738151Girls who want relationships don't fuck randos on the first date.
>>33738157wth i'm so sad now!>>33738151maybe don't generalize? what do you expect from people you meet through hooking up
>>33738053Men (I'm also male.)I had a big long beard for a while and I shaved it and now I'm getting all this dandruff like flaking going on around my stubble, what is that about? I googled it and google keeps telling me I've got some sort of skin disease or leprosy, which I know for a fact I don't. Is it just trauma from the skin not being used to being shaved?
>>33738151>Why is the meatstick making weird noises instead of whipping it out?? Is it broken??? Helloo???
>when you ask atoga moids about their dick size
>>33738168I've always been honest
>>33738168I don't think I can even do that unerect with my skin, but I also don't have foreskin so.
>>33738168I never lie about itI'm also cut so I couldn't do that if I wanted
>>33738166good job for the effort, but how did you shave it?
>>33738151F Same. Thought I had it, he left me. Tried dating (five strangers) simultaniously for three months: one wanted to move states for me, one wanted to completely change is work schedule to see me more, one introduced me to his mom and 4/5 asked me to marry them (and I only had a ons with two of them). Guys will commit, they are eager to find the love of their life but it was obvious that they did not value the connection and congruency one has with someone special. Yeah, yeah. I fell in love and no one is up to my standards, now.
>>33738168I've never lied about my dick size at any point. I'm 4.5 inches. What am I going to do, make my dick bigger randomly if I meet femanon? Lying about dick size is retarded.
>>33738176cut with scissors, then used a head razor to get most of it off, then used a OneBlade, I was gonna shave the stubble but didn't. Good thing I didn't because everyone fucking hated it and now I'm being called "nochin, snakelips"
>>33738158You are fourty, for god sake.'Practice sex' should have went out the window before you turned 30. Grow up and either stop bothering women of wife someone up.
>>33738181did you do it dry?
>>33738164They might fuck you on the first 'date' if you had been their friend for years before, though.
>>33738187Basially, I used water but since I wasn't clean shaving I didn't see the point in using shaving cream.
>>33738178Can you please elaborate on this. I'm not trolling, this seems like something that I really don't understand and I want to understand more. I don't understand what a woman could want beyond passion, loyalty, commitment, and sincerity.
>>33738178It's the dating market you foids created. Enjoy.
>>33738188It's a terrible move on their part if they do. You should not have sex until you're sure your romantic relationship outside of sex is solid.
>>33738151The kind of girls who will have hookups with you are usually the kind of girls who want to keep things casualYou're chasing the wrong girls lol>>33738141Ikr get them away from me>>33738098M27, idgaf as long as both people are adults and happyI don't think I could date below like 21 again thoughI'd date up to like 50 lol I like milfs
>>33738189i'm not sure what happened anon, i'm the opposite gender and for some reason i skipped over that part, but in general i think shaving dry can irritate the skin but i hope maleanons can come and help you, i have no idea how beards afftect the skin, but try to moisturize that area with things that don't irritate you
>>33738092A few hours ago>>33738084Heartbreak is eternal>>33738062I would sniper them all from the rooftops >>33738184>fourty>>33738166That's normal at first, just clean and moisturise your skin
>>33738092F. Last night before bed.
>>33738190>I don't understand what a woman could want beyond passion, loyalty, commitment, and sinceritySex with Chad
>>33738191i don't agree with any of you two but i want to hear how you would solve it anon
>>33738205That seems kind of retarded unless you have chad locked down.
>>33738092MaleI think like 12 hours ago
>>33738190>passion, loyalty, commitment, and sincerity.That is what women want. But personally, I value connection. I can have multiple guys propose, but the one I want to share the rest of my life with is one who enjoys similar day to day activities, we have a real connection with each other, even in silence.. it's not weird. Similar view points, interests, likes and dislikes, feeling like you feel like you share anything with. Would you rather spend your life with a stranger or your best friend?
>>33738190nta>it was obvious that they did not value the connection and congruency one has with someone special
>>33738092M yesterday >>3373809836>thoughts on age gap relationshipsI don’t really think about it much but I’d say it’s fine. >min-max age range you would date and marryMin maybe 25 but I mean I’d go lower if we got along. Max like 45, maybe 50 if she’s still hot.
There they are. The greatest /atoga/ gladiators stepping into the arena to eager show their skill and worth in this upcoming bloodbath.
>>33738191I hate it. I literally got out of it as quickly as I could and never looked back.
>>33738216I just shit on the floor.
>>33738218Fuck you then I guess>>33738218>oooh yeeeeah
>>33738209There's no solving it without extreme changes that will never happen. No point even talking about it. It's simply the shitty timeline we got and then we get old and die.
>>33738218Oh god i think i stepped in it
>>33738213Okay, I guess that makes sense if none of them shared any of those things it would be retarded. Though I feel like a good way to do that would be moving closer and then building those connections.
>>33738218*javelin flies through your rib cage* ouch that's got to hurt.and there is a femanon going in for the kill with her knife to the throat. AND OH MY SHE SLIPPED ON IT! She seems to have fallen on her weapon and is dying. What a turn!
>>33738062nonwhites would win because i would betray my fellow whites
>>33738184Nigger wtf are you talking about? I'm 26
>>33738222so it's timeline not foidswould you prefer it if all moids became as attractive or if all foids became slaves?
>>33735585I'm totally fine anon, all I did last night was get blackout drunk, swim in a river, hitchhike and trespass someone's land, and fought a geezer (tfw using my roommate's concealer rn, I won the fight though)
Can you tell if a guy is into you by the way a guy speaks to you / how often he replies to your messages?
>>33738181:( who is bullying you
>>33738235you sound like the most fun and interesting moid itt desu
>>33738236Yeah. Guys who actually like you have a way of making you feel seen and valued.
>>33738053How can I share my love of CFNM ( clothed female nude male ) fetish with a girl? I don't care if it's online or whatever but I want to find a girl to do CFNM with.
>>33738228*Just for it to be a retractable halloween blade
>>33738239I'm not I'm just mentally ill lol
>>33738236yes if you can read his energy
>>33738243are you submissive
Tfw no purple haired circle glasses feminist gf to flatten my privileged bwc
disgust
Do white men actually hate white women?
Need fwb
>>33738242>>33738247you fucks.. i wouldn't be asking if i wasnt autistic and was well versed in picking up social cues. will keep this in mind and protect my heart.
Boys, how do you motivate yourself to do stuff you really do not want to do?
>>33738245yeah, but you know it, that makes you far more fun and interesting. fuck normies and schizos who don't even know they are ill
>>33738232It is the foids. The latter would solve all issues. If all men are tall and attractive, then no one is. If you made all men 6'4", females would want their bfs to be 7'0", so they could brag to their friends about him. God didn't intend for females to have this much power and rights, they are turning everything into shit and everyone is miserable.
>>33738256My parents force me.
>>33738256I tell myself to stop being a pussy faggot and to fucking go
>>33738251Lol no. I will only date and marry a white woman. Interracial fucking grosses me out.
>>33738253gross
>>33738251idk, and idc, i hate white men regardless
>>33738256Pc offPhone and an big fat joint in a timed safe
>>33738254you can also ask a friend you trust to set you up, that works too
>>33738264What kind of white woman
>>33738251White man checking inI like white women but the other (2) white guys I know don't, so I'd say generally they don't like them
Question for both: Have you ever done DVP? What was it like? How did it come to be?
>>33738256I know my brain is a lying trickster who wants whatever sates it right now and that pretty much anything it says in the moment cannot be trusted. If I set aside that I'm going to do something I just do it no matter what my brain comes up with or what sort of circumstances get in the way.
Need husband. Seeking a loyal, dedicated, non-cheating, non-open, monogamous, daddylike moid who smells good and lets me snuggle, cherish and spoil him.
>>33738264why? it's obviously superior and the more you hate it the more sexy and taboo it becomes
>>33738258>God didn't intend for females to have this much power and rightshow convenient, thank you for being such a shining example of a religious human beingi wonder if other animals think the same about their dating state
>>33738275Define daddylike
>>33738256If the thing in question helps me reach a larger goal I just do it. If it doesn't advance my goal I pretty much ignore it unless there's no other option.
>>33738269Friendless foid. Recipe for a cat lady.
>>33738275getting him is easy, keeping him is the hard part
State gender and raceWhat are your honest thoughts on the following:>Black man X White female>White man X Asian female
>>33738273You already asked.
>>33738284M, whiteWho cares
>>33738284f white>stupid>stupid
FemanonsWould you?
>>33738248Yes I am very submissive. Main reason I wanna do this is to serve a clothed women naked. I don't expect anything sexual in return on my side>>33738256I don't wanna be like the 50 year old women I see working at mcdonalds
>>33738251>Do white men actually hate white women?If she's the kind of idiot who supports white replacement, yes.If she's pro-white, no.
>>33738272Why do you like them and why do they not like them
>>33738284F whiteGive me secondhand embarrassment
>>33738286Thread died. I'm pretty sure nobody else is reading or responding to that one.
Women, how would you respond if someone hooked your boyfriend up to a Homosexualization machine to turn him into a gay?
>>33738283Please build me a tutorial. I want to be the best romantic parterner/wifey possible. I want him to be happy when he thinks about coming home to me, like the clock cannot move quick enough.
>>33738284M, white>not based>basedidk why
>>33738284f white>gross>less offensive, but still ick
>>33738284M whiteIdc about interracial pairings. Be with whoever you want to be with. Just don't make it cringe.
>>33738295I would still love him. I hope he would be open with me and not hide things. Cheating is the worst thing anyone could do... with man or woman.
>>33738267I can't put the PC off because it's boring pc busy work that I hate to do.>>33738274I'll do it and then I'll eat a little treat like a poorly trained dog.
>>33738290pray that dominant girls exists and that you're attractive
>>33738103Bold of you to assume I would side with pajeets, camel Tucker and nickers
I am a lone wolf
>>33738292Idunno, I like most races, although I prefer white and asian, I guess cuz I understand the cultures more than othersThey don't like them cuz they've only dated toxic white women and seem blind to the toxic brown women they've also dated
>>33738098M3730 and up for me.
>>33738295fight to death
>>33738165>what do you expect from people you meet through hooking upI thought girls wanted relationships so having sex with them fast was the best way to get that
>>33738271I don't exactly have a criteria I can define but they're basically on team white and western culture. The type of woman I can bring home to my parents and love and cherish whose committed to raising a white family. It's not like a hard racism stance, more just innate cultural tribalism but regarding actual qualities that exist. Like I know if she's white and is actually tribally white I know what side she's on in a team death match. I know we're going to try and live in a comfy house, in a comfy neighborhood, decorating for Christmas, taking care of our yard and community, reading white books, living in white culture. I don't want to fuck with going to a Mexican or black family for Thanksgiving to argue about American history or white privilege or whatever. I want to very comfortably just give my wife a look if we're at Costco and there's a bunch of black people being retarded where we both know exactly what we're thinking.>>33738276This isn't a kink thing, I genuinely cannot see myself in an interracial relationship and it feels icky. It's like I would be betraying everyone I know and my entire history.
>>33738256They don't. Men rebel 1000% more than women for a reason.
>>33738310now howl
>>33738307Is there anywhere online I can do this fantasy of mine?
>>33738316It's 30 minutes of (extremely tedious) work I get paid 300€ for, I feel like most men would do it.
>>33738314that's a very unique way of thinking...i'd reply with something better if i wasn't quite sleepy
>>33738098M40It's fine for fun and casual dating, but not a great idea for serious relationships. It can work, of course, but there will be a lot of additional stresses beyond what comes along with any other relationship.Date: 18 - 55Marry: my age +/- 5 years
>>33738319Nta but there's OF girls and stuff you could pay to do video calls like that
>>33738317AWOOO!
>>33738256I don't.
>>33738320Yeah, Men have no problem doing reasonable things. Sounds like a deeper issue of not doing stuff.
>>33738319i can't really help you with that anon
>>33738256For a while, I was doing things for the sake of my theoretical future wife. For a few years I honestly very motivated using that as my basis.Then I realized how ugly I am physically and realized I'm likely never going to have a wife, and that demotivated me back to what I was before
>>33738335Why do you think you are ugly
>>33738284love both
>>33738315>I want to very comfortably just give my wife a look if we're at Costco and there's a bunch of black people being retarded where we both know exactly what we're thinking.This is my dream </3
>>33738336I am balding and have a crooked jaw and messed up teeth. I'm also not as fit as ai want to be.
>>33738341Male or female?
>>33738347Female
>>33738284I don't care fuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
>>33738315it's not a kink for me either, it's a logical conclusion that reproducing with someone more biologically different will produce better offspring. "white" is made up anyway. why don't you feel like you are betraying your (euro country A) ancestors by procreating with (euro country B) ancestors? they probably hate each other and murdered each other with just as much zealousness
>>33738344How fit are you? What’s wrong with your teeth?
>>33738341KEK THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD I FELL OUT OF MY CHAIR
>>33738349Very based. I genuinely hope I can meet a good white girl like this where I live.
>>33738343Why does it matter if you lie to yourself if you're a fucking lion?
>>33738301>Just don't make it cringeIt would be boring to not have at least a little race play or acknowledgment
>>33738357:/
>>33738355he looks concerned
My psychologist said it is beneficial to post anonymously on image boards, as it gives me a space to vent while also collecting feeback on the situation or thought prior to making in decisions or saying something that could be regretful. I want to enhance my relationship with myself and be better for those around me. What does atoga thing about this?
>>33738367your psychologist is going to track you down here and laugh at you
>>33738367>psychos then: get a diary>psychos now: go post on 4chan
Women how would you feel if your man was able to jerk himself off inside of you while fisting you?
>>33738356Where do you live
>>33738344>baldingYou can't fully control it, if it matters that much look into drugs or topical ointments to get it back.>crooked jawagain, look into fixing it, if you can't just slot it in the "to be done later category" and worry about your hair and your body.>not as fitYou can fix that, but you need to get your emotional state in order first because your emotions will be the #1 thing that will prevent you from fixing your situation, especially if you can't fix your balding or your crooked jaw. Just because women no longer respect men, doesn't mean you should no longer respect yourself.
>>33738352Because currently this isn't the culture right now. It's western white america vs everyone else with some exceptions nestled in various other countries. Hypothetically I guess you could find a black woman or a Mexican woman that wants nothing to do with their former culture and they just want to be a wife to a white man, but even then I feel like it adds kind of gross layers to the dynamic like all the colonization memes. I don't find colonizing like that attractive, I just want to marry a white woman.
>>33738098M, 19I dont really have a preference either way18-45 date and marry
>>33738372jesus christ
>>33738367>saying something that could be regretful.what have you been saying?
>>33738361Serious question, if you are at "the top of your food chain and in your prime" it doesn't matter if you lie to yourself or not, the world is your oyster and you can shape and dictate it as you please, who is going to disagree with you?Reality will sure, but no one in the Savannah will.
>>33738353Desu I wouldn't say I'm out of shape necessarily but I'm just neither as big nor as lean as I want to be.My teeth are crooked and my jaw is misaligned because when I was a teenager and it became time for me to get braces financial ruin hit my parents and it took years for them to get back on their feet so I just got the short end of the stick.
>>33738371If your diary is responding to your thoughts, you might be a skitzot. psychologist
>>33738373Washington State.
>>33738367Lmao same
>>33738383My diary is always telling me to get back on my meds but then when I do she no longer talks to me anymore :(
>>33738384Damn it damn it all to hell
>>33738372this cannot be a real question. but hot. must be the dvp guy.
>>33738372wait, do you mean that one hand is inside, and he's using the other hand to jerk himself off?
>>33738325I'll see if I can do something on discord. Thanks anon
>>33738367Has your psych actually seen this place and how toxic it is? I don't believe they would recommend it if they did
>>33738388ye, women are bad
>>33738374Reverse centaurs get more and more horrifying each generation
>>33738178>>33738190M>it was obvious that they did not value the connection and congruency one has with someone specialThis was something hard for me to figure out and I'm in my 30's now. I mean there's a concept of "marriage for a united goal" and those do work, but most people don't want that. Men and women want a best friend where it's you get along so seamlessly like, "where were you all along?" Unfortunately every girl I've "seamlessly gotten along with" has been in a LDR so far. So it's just playing the numbers game.
>>33738372If your lady is into that, that is awesome. Sounds like you guys have a special relationship.
>>33738374Is this why some women ITT presume men want to fuck horses???!
>>33738389Why, what state are you in?
>>33738383sounds like a superior diary to me
Women,do you agree that face > height as far as physical appearance goes?
>>33738404Connecticut
>>33738403you literally do want to fuck horses freak boy
>>33738391No, he has he penis inside of you, and he is stroking his penis with his fist inside of you.
>>33738411jesus christ
>>33738378Nothing. But I almost said the L word. Atoga talked me out of that. Basically, Atoga has me doubting how (he) feels about me entirely. It has thickened my skin.
>>33738403I don't know if I would consider "human with horse tail and ears" a horse the same way I would consider "a horse with a human face" a horse...
>>33738284who cares, I want to know /atoga/'s opinions on:>Asian man X Black female
>>33738409I'll post my discord in orange /atoga/ if you want to chat. I have time today and I'd like to chat more.
>>33738410What the fuck>>33738415My point exactly! Was it just projection?
>>33738410If it makes you feel better in the lore real horses don't exist, just when a man and woman love each other very much... They sometimes randomly birth a horsegirl instead and she is for some reason instantly declared as "not equal to a human" and spends her high school years trying to get in the Horse Olympics.Why?I honestly don't know its a weird pseudo-slave thing that they never bring up again like in NekoPara
>>33738408Yes. I don't need a 11/10 face or anything, to be clear. But it's nice.
>>33738408no, what a moidish thing to say
>>33738408yes
>>33738408yep
>>33738411based. bet it would feel really good to have him inside and his hand inside me at the same time.
>tall>broad shoulders>big hands>big feet>tiny penis>submissiveI feel like God made me as a prank
>>33738374Being just fit and being fit to the point where females notice are two different things. If you're natty with a sixpack, no foid will notice that if you have clothes on. They still think The Rock is natty, that's how delusional they are and why younger guys are on gear now.
>>33738430having big feet is disgusting
>>33738088Why do you want love? What are you trying to achieve with it? Is it for the sake of itself or are you projecting things onto it that can otherwise be solved?How often are you actually leaving your comfort zone and opening up to other people without projecting stuff onto them?>>33738092I came 5 times yesterday.
>>33738421are there male horsegirls?
>>33738430I did have a good chuckle out of you. Planed on making you inherit millions for some distant cousin but I forgot.
>>33738431You can't control what women think, but you can control what you do. You said you wanted to be more fit. That should be enough for you, the rest of it is just you making excuses to not do it for emotional reasons... Which is why I said, get your emotional state straight first.
>>33738431Retard. Probably from natty or not on Reddit or something where they think literally everyone is on gear. You can look great natty with decent genetics and a few years.
Desu I'm more trying to kill my sexual and romantic desires entirely rather than find somebody.I refuse to approach women because theres a good chance I will be bothering them if I do
>>33738416Gross, doesn't fit right the way the others do
>>33738375me if i was stupid enough to think white culture was real
>>33738434nta but they're good as long as they don't look gross
>>33738434Maybe but I've heard some women guesstimate the size of a guy's parts>>33738438I don't even have any family aside from my mom bro how could you just plop me down here alone
>>33738423Actually makes me curious, where on the x/10 scale do you draw the line? Other femanons feel free to answer also
>>33738430>tfw have 7 inch dick>5'8 so never once get to use it
>>33738441This is so sad. Can we cut our nutsacks off and wear them on our noses?
>>33738284I could not give less of a fuck if i tried.
>>33738092earlier today reading smut
>>33738436In the lore:50-50 chance of horse girl:if child is male = 0% chance of horseboy (because they don't exist)if child is female = 25% chance of being a horse girl.and they never explain why and it's weird where they take "family pictures" and they just have normal parents.
>>33738098F 18As long as both parties are in love, I see no problem.Minimum: Whatever is legalMaximum: Don't care as long as you haven't hit twink death.
>>33738452You could still get a girl bro I know a ton of guys shorter than you with wives and kids
>>33738452sounds like a skill issue. i'm dating a 5'6 man with an 8in dick and he was a manwhore before we dated
>>33738436Gold Ship is a male horsegirl, Gold Ship is also one of the most expensive horses in Global race horse history. So expensive that another competitor tried to poison him IRL with arsenic.
>>33738436Play the game and find out!
>>33738093need clingy gf
>>33738450I'd date most of the 5s (I only like white guys so the brown one doesn't appeal to me at all), everyone 6 and up is great. Assuming I love their personality and that I otherwise like them physically.
>>33738459wtf is twink death
>>33738461>>33738462NTAI just don't believe you
>>33738093You date the wrong guys lol a lot of us would be head over heels for you
>>33738459>Maximum: Don't care as long as you haven't hit twink death.I think I hit twink death when I was 14 lol
>>33738436Here's your answer, an no they don't have dicks its just a meme.
>>33738367They're probably right to some degree but it also seems like they're doing the psych thing of basically just confirming anything you're doing as long as you say it's helping and it's not too obviously immediately harmful.I'm guessing the above post is all stuff that you yourself expressed about posting in these spaces and they just told you its ok to do/guided you through the convo to arrive at that.
>>33738450nta, nothing lower than 6
>>33738467Male equivalent to the wall.
>>33738464I can't play gachas it is too addictive I would end up giga suicidal after my binge>>33738463> 8 kids in and no horse girlwtf
>>33738469All I got is anecdotal evidence sorry man
>>33738476So 12
Women have ruined my life
>>33738435I want to love... as a base to build a family. The cool part about being an adult is you get to *choose* your family. Like, yes - I am going to ask if you want to come over everyday if I want you to be a part of it. But there are many kinds of love. Romantic love has not been intentional for me and I have tried to share the love I have for those I care for, without bounds. I do not show love to just anyone and it takes ALOT to let my heart be open to "loving" someone. I don't ever think about wanting to be loved, just how I can show it to my loved ones.
>>33738469because you're retarded and only believe things that confirm your pre-existing bias and fuel your victim complex
>>33738403I love seiun sky
>>337384695'8" isn't even that short it's basically average in the USThis whole website is built off anecdotal evidence though
>>33738403>>33738485For me it's all about Haru Urara
>>33738450i fundamentally disagree with this scale
>>33738409203 Gang
>>33738487This is sick. Who tf makes this but even worse who reads this? Ugh
Are women genetically programmed to be good at folding clothes?
>>33738484I've hardly seen anything that goes against what I think. Nothing has proven me wrong >>33738486I'm shorter than 5'8
>>33738487Did you know her losing tickets are actually worth more than Gold Ships winning tickets, especially if its one of the Heavenly Sevenly (one of the 7 millionaires she bankrupted)
>>33738492are you genetically preprogrammed to be retarded?
>>33738481Eh, people age differently. Some are able to preserve their youth better than others. That's why I didn't name a specific age.
>>33738492No, we just learn how to do it.
>>33738482apparently not enough, you still have internet access
>>33738493yes child... that IS the textbook definition of confirmation bias after all
does anyone have the gif of hamster eating million nuts ?
>>33738496yes
>>33738497Nigga i was kidding
>>33738496That is how being retarded works...
>>33738499I have ruined my own life by creating so many layers of irony I can no longer feelThank you women
>>33738501need some puking inspo, you pro-mia freak?
>>33738491You don't like underdogs who never give up despite losing all the time?
>>33738504i'm not retarded, but how does it work?
My girlfriend and I got into a little argument last night and she was still a little mad this morning. We talked on lunch and I was stuffing my face and just not feeling super chatty and she makes a comment about how she’s not worried about this morning and knows she got a little worked up and I just reassured her and she goes “hopefully you’ll be in a better mood later!” Or something. And it just made me feel weird. Like why even say that shit
>>33738500The evidence I am wrong does not exist besides a very small handful of performative videos
>>33738492no, we just do it until it's how we want it to be...
>>33738487I figured. Take a long walk off a short plank.
>>33738504sometimes you get smashed in the head with a crowbar instead
>>33738450The second guy in the "7" row is the cutest.
>>33738491To be honest you need a high IQ to enjoy Uma musume
>>33738515Kek I look like that
>>33738505you still feel gratefulness, there is still work to be done
>>33738510Time to blow it up
>>33738511yes, especially when any evidence presented to you is dismissed as "performative", "fake", etc and you rely entirely on social media to form your opinions
>>33738508Ugh I heard her voice in my room and now want to never speak to you again.
>>33738513It's weird how you equate everything to sex when really it's one of the most wholesome stories in all of Japanese Horse Racing, but okay.
>>33738506noi lost the vid of the cute hamster stuffing his face then pulling out a gazillion nuts out of his cheeks like magician with rainbow fabric (◞‸◟)
Bros she wants me to come with her and her (single) friend to the volleyball game on Thursday. She sounded like she's trying to wingman for me
>>33738519No more work, please
>>33738098M, 31I don’t really care as long as both are legal. Even if I think it’s odd, if it works for them…My range is 25-40. I tried dating an 18 year old when I was 24 and I felt very weird the whole time.
>>33738168Fucking saved. lmao
>>33738510She genuinely cares and wants you to be happy. She doesn't want you to be upset, muchless at her.
>>33738450that second 4 looks better than the whole 8 row, the fuck is this faggot chart
>>337381686.7
>>33738483More interesting response than i was anticipating.>The cool part about being an adult is you get to *choose* your family. Like, yes - I am going to ask if you want to come over everyday if I want you to be a part of it.I love that part of it too, but the hard part is that there can be more pain that way. Prepackaged family is amazing if you get a good dice roll, people who will be loyal to you and unconditionally loving for no reason. It's hard to not have that, and you get a lot of scars along the way, trying to find family.>Romantic love has not been intentional for meMaybe I'm misinterpreting what you mean by this, but do you think that changing this could get you what you want? >I don't ever think about wanting to be loved, just how I can show it to my loved ones.But you do, no? Certainly enough to post about wanting to be loved on a gender forum. I think you can find it, but you have to think of yourself too.
>>33738525>>33738501I got you wifey
>>33738510she wants hatefuck
Femanons, why aren't you become eSports casters?
>>33738523It's just one femanon who's obsessed with horse cock and just projecting her vile thoughts
>>33738533the whole 8 row examples do look kinda weird to me too desudesu
>>33738523Wholesome, Deez Nuts.
>>33738522Wish granted lol, there's also a great ESPN documentary on how Haru Urara inspired a lot of people in Japan who were down on their luck to try to better their lives, a lot of them where severely depressed.
>>33738539Still a disgusting video, since the human is pushing the poor thing's body to make it caugh the nuts up.
>>33738450According to that I was a nine who has fallen to a seven.
>>33738527I will never have love :(
>>33738548They are stored in his cheeks, it isn't painful to the hamster but it is kinda a dick move that at least annoyed the hamster
is it gay if as a woman i also want to lay my head on a man's lap sometimes?
>>33738548Aren't they just pushing the cheeks if anything? Hams have massive cheeks
>>33738521Social media is women's honest thoughts. I've seen like 1 video of positive affirmation for short guys and that's basically it.
>>33738553No, you're allowed to be comforted by your partner, I would even say encouraged
>>33738510This girl is weird dude she is placing you as the villain in every negative interaction Youre the one where she gets mad if you guys have sex right
>>33738555Women just post bait for (You)s the same way I do it in /atoga/
>>33738539ty !>>33738548ARE THEY REALLY
>>33738553That's perfectly normal.
>>33738548You're overly worried. Hamsters are in that category of creature where their body is a loose flexible bag.
>>33738459>Minimum: Whatever is legal.Erm....
>>33738559It doesn't feel like bait. They just fucking hate us
>>33738563There you are again, making excuses for being an asshole against animals for the sake of "entertainment".
>>33738551Never say neverI found out she was in a LDR and then the next girl was in horrific denial that she wasn't in a situationship (as she defines her relationship as a situationship without labels).I have low expectations with this girl because she's kinda slow to respond to my messages on instagram but maybe if I interact with her more in person I'll be able to know if I want to continue chasing her and maybe show more of myself to her
>>33738566I am short and I never got that feeling
>>33738564That's a reasonable answer, you should always follow your country's laws.
>>33738570Thats just you
>>33738536>changing this could get you what you wantSo you are saying, I should choose who my love goes to vs who I let my heart fall for? I didn't mean to fall for the guy I have been dating. That was unintentional. Even so.. I wouldn't be dating him if I didn't think love could grow. What would I change, how and why? I would like my life to blossom with the man I have been seeing.
>>33738510>just not feeling super chattyI think she was just trying to cut through the awkwardness and felt bad about still acting like a bitch when she woke up.I get the same way when I do that to people and suddenly feel horrible for making my limited time with them negative.
>>33738566>usWho?If you feel like a woman talking about a shit experience she had with some man, is targeting you, then you need to check out of the internet.
>>33738564I stand by what I said.
>>33738256I take a big sigh, put some music on, and get to work. You don’t have to like it, but sometimes you just have to get things done.
>>33738576>Who?Short men
>>33738577do you like len
>>33738585Yes.
>>33738256As a retard with ADHD, structure, waking up early, having 3 eggs with coffee, then sitting down and writing out what I have to do for the day and doing it.A lot of people think you need to "speed up" to get stuff done or to motivate yourself, but really what you need to do is slow down and strip everything that isn't essential and start from there.
>>33738546I figured you like the other girl, more. Why did you even come back?
>>33738589Stop talking to me, thanks.
State genderWhat’s your favorite medieval weapon?
>>33738574Are you the same person as >>33738088 ?If so, this is out of my scope lol.And I wasn't saying you should choose who and how you love, necessarily, although discernment is helpful with this stuff.I just meant being intentional about finding it, being intentional about letting yourself be open to it, and being intentional about putting yourself in situations to find it.I thought i was replying to someone who doesnt have anyone and doesn't think they will find it.
>>33738320That's not too shabby for sucking some guy off.
>>33738558Yes she is We used to have a good sex life man >>33738575I’m not really sure man.
>>33738593MThe kopesh, because of Diana from league of legends
>>33738541Hey, that's my gimmick!
>>33738593Male, English Bill. Literally just a converted forestry tool converted into a polearm and used for a very long time because it just worked.
>>33738597Well if it's any consolation, she doesnt seem pleasant but I think her response shows that she at least doesnt want it to be that way.
>>33738587https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAAYTGdLTFc
Umm xx
>>33738593MIf I'm allowed bows, LongbowsIf I'm not allowed bows, Zweihander
>>33738595I only suck dick for free.
>>33738521What evidence?
>>33738592*blockedget off my threat, then.
>>33738600Opinions on the bardish? a lot of people say the bardish was more effective.
>>33738607Oh so the holes are what cost, gotcha.
Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex Sex
My fellow men. You should really try prostate massagers and prostate toys especially with weed. Don't let homos monopolize multi-orgasms and super orgasms.
>>33738594HEAL so you let the next person who wants to love you, love you.
>>33738613It's an all inclusive package, he married me so he gets to use whatever he wants whenever he wants. I just have a regular job.
>>33738593FLightsaber
>>33738602...huh? I'm not seeing the connection to what I said. You meant Kagamine Len, right?
>>33738616I think I'm beyond healing. I have love but I hate everything. I peeled back my ego, entire personality, and all my other emotions to reveal a deep rage.I want to kill myself. But I can maybe help someone else.
Might give Pink Floyd a listen
>>33738615I've had an Australian tell me that and hard pass
Womanlies. Are you a fan of the "Man Bad" Horror genre?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6PBVV09nM4
>>33738450wanted to say that i find the second creature on the 6th row the most pretty
>>33738593Male, Dory>>33738604bowfag alert
who is this G-fag now?
>>33738626>shoots you from 30 miles away behind a wood
What alcoholic beverage should I consume this evening?
Why do people decide to propose? I've seen it happen but I still don't quite get it, are people afraid their partner might look for alternatives if they don't do it?
>>33738593M, bastard swordI like poleaxes too
>>33738620yeah don't worry, i was just happy that i had the right feeling
>>33738615I've tried two so far, idk if I just need to train it more but it's hard to even get them in. Once they are it also doesn't feel like anything so I don't get much out of it. One is even an electric toy so it has motion but still, nothing
>>33738633holy based
>>33738632Too wide of a scope. That's one of the reasons though.The most common one is: They want to get married.
i still have no idea of what a prostate is and i am not sure if i want to know
>>33738612One of the reasons I like the bill is because it was so commonly used. Literally a mainstay of the Italians, the English, and probably many others. I'm sure there's better weapons, the bill was just very simple and cheap.
A pike
>>33738632I guess it's a way to show your partner you really do want to spend your lives together. You can say it but people lie
>>33738638Male G-spot
>>33738636f-agreed
>>33738635It definitely requires practice and being relaxed and just paying attention to what comes but it's very worth it.
>>33738374>your emotions will be the #1 thing that will prevent you from fixing your situationCan you explain how so?
>>33738633I’m partial to bastard swords too, good taste. Alternatively, a simple lance.>>33738618That’s only medieval in Super Hydlide, wacko.
>>33738632>Why do people decide to propose?They want to get married.
>>33738652
>>33738639Well it makes sense to mimic polearms and farm tools cause peasants could easily learn it, that would mean you only needed to train cavalry and archers in combat and once the crossbow was invented you really only needed to to train calvary so warfare became insanely cheap as long as you didn't mind the crossbows casualty rate and lack of distance.
>>33738647I guess I should keep trying but it's such a choreI wish I had a gf that could peg me instead cuz then at least if it doesn't feel good I'll get the emotional pleasure out of it
foidsbounce on it
>>33738634Ah, I sort of had suspected as much, but then I started to worry that there may have been a misunderstanding and that you had been referring to someone else. Glad to see that the latter was nothing more than a worry.
>>33738548they do that shit by themselves they are kinda stupid
>>33738654
>>33738648I don't understand what part you need explaining, it's pretty self-explanatory to me. Could you be more specific?
>>33738662What is your question?
>>33738660yeah dw, i was a bit too convinced when you replied to the other anon so i felt like asking for fun
>>33738662
I cleaned my room and my trash drawer
Why is it that when I (M) try to express empathy or concern about women's bad experiences caused by men, I'm accused of being a woman-hater and an incel?
>>33738664Yes>>33738666How is this possible?
menwould you have sex while holding a (maybe real) sword
>>33738667Good job
>>33738637>>33738651But why, is being married somehow different
>>33738671thank you
>>33738668Same reason that when women care about men they get called pickmes. People suck and the internet is a death trap and tool for control that we are all willingly participating in.
>>33738667good job
>>33738663It just seemed like you were implying that emotions need to be in control to physically exercise
>>33738670So rape? Yeah sure
>>33738670Yes. Also getting a blowjob while holding a sword seems like it would excite me in a primal way
>>33738629Imagine the violent foreskin tearing handjobs
>>33738672It's the biggest commitment you can take with someone, second only to having a child together.
>>33738670yes but why
>>33738670I want to knight femanon to be my sworn championette who also just happens to kneel and suck her lords dick and get nutted in while she's wearing armor.
>>33738676thank you
>>33738684Foreskin doesn't tear that easy lmaoHer handjobs would still be amazing
>>33738670If it's real, it has to be dull.
>>33738672It's a cultural custom and ideal that's important to a good chunk of people. It's one of the biggest romantic gestures you can make across most cultures and it gives tax benefits and certain family rights.
>>33738670sure
>>33738622Plenty of songs you can cry to quite well.
>>33738696Yeah
>>33738670YeahOr a shieldPicturing a gf roleplaying either a warrior or some kinda monster and she holds my sword arm back and has her way with me
>>33738053White MaleNever had sex with or dated an East Asian girl. Never remember any instances where an East Asian girl showed interest in me. AMA.
>>33738685I think marriage ranks higher than having a child desu. Just like husband and wife duties rank higher than parents to child. God > Marriage > Children. They're all important obviously but imo that's the correct order. When you prioritize kids first then things get fucking whacky and fall apart.
>>33738700have you ever seen or talked to one?
>>33738701Cringe
>>33738700Rank all races by attractiveness.
>>33738701No, they don't. You can divorce a wife and never talk to them again, but the bond between parent and child is for life, and so is the bond between two parents who share a child together.
Nothing is soothing
>>33738693Ah taxes and family right, now I get it. I need to get married
>>33738622Sydney Barrett era or post Barrett?
>>33738699The Amazonians were based on the Scythians who had horse riding nomad warrior women which is really hot to me
Femanons, do you watch porn? Favorite site? Favorite genre? What kind of porn would you request if you could?
>>33738713Top 10 Pink Floyd songs
>>33738703Yes>>337387061. European2. Mixed Race (Latina, Brazilian, Black, Indigenous)3. other Asians like like middle easterners and may be some south asians, north africans4. African
>>33738704>>33738707Proving my point. You rank child first because you take marriage lightly and are only thinking about things in a very narrow frame.It's awful being a kid and looking up and seeing parents who don't give a shit about their vows to each other and to God. Who discard each other and their commitments at the drop of a hat whenever you want attention. You're observing how to live life and it works a lot better when you're parents are stable and rock solid and grounded in that firm hierarchy. They still love you intensely but they've placed firm boundaries too as parents.
>>33738719now you're funny
There is nothing more vile than porn for women
>>33738715i don't watch porn, i only read smut, of the master/pet variety
>>33738687this is one reason but there are more>>33738715only 2d and fake 3d rarelynot vanilla, not femdom
>>33738716Mine?
>>33738719Who would you save first, your spouse or your kid? I disagree but think i see what you're getting at and want to see your answer to this question. Assume you can *only* save one and cant let all of them die. I'm not placing a value judgement on either answer.
>>33738724Hot if you're the master
>>33738668probably because you word things in a rage bait way
>>33738729Women are innately submissive, dominant women do not exist. Femdom is a weak male fantasy
>>33738727I typed that into youtube. But I would love to hear your top 10 or top 5 if it's not a bother.
>>33738728Child. Your duty as a husband and mother would be saving the child. If I had a wife who chose me it would feel like a perversity to that commitment to each other.
>>33738654LMAO
>>33738734I'm only weak to the right woman
>>33738734Holy based beyond belief.
>>33738632i just wanna have a big party with all my friends and a legal connection to the person i plan to be with forever
>>33738719No. I was raised by parents who loved and valued one another deeply, they've been together for over 40 years and they've loved each other through the best and worst days of their lives. I was always their #1 priority, for both of them. It is how it should be. It makes no sense to have children if you're not able to prioritize them over yourself and your spouse, and to sacrifice for them.
>>33738734men are also inherently submissive, but usually to other men.
Have you ever been a sex worker?
>>33738715Not exactly "watch" (since they aren't videos; though I do have some animated hentai on my "to watch" list), but I do look at 2D porn. Gelbooru and ExHentai. /ss/. I believe I'm too tired right now to come up with any good ideas.
>>33738746no but maybe i can turn you into one
>>33738738The "right" woman does not exist for you. Dominant women are a fantasy. All women want to be submissive to a man
>>33738734Lame.
>>33738746No but i might as well have been making money off the shit i was doing. I have a guy sending me money right now but I'm going to send it all back...I'm not doing anything, he just wants me to talk to him. It feels horrible.
>>33738752Sorry to burst your bubble that your fantasy is stupid
>>33738751For me it would just be a woman I loveBut yeah cuz of >All women want to be submissive to a manI'll never find a partner
>>33738743I don't believe you, or I think you're looking at such a marriage from a skewed PoV. As a husband and wife you both sacrifice your personal time and wants for the child yes and make the child a priority, but it's out of commitment to each other. You're in it together above everything else. You're committed to literally spending eternity together, carving away sin from each other, standing before God together, uniting as one flesh. It's different from a relationship between a parent and child.When parents chose their kids over each other it leads to a perversity of the parent dynamic.
>>33738756f?
>>33738756I just don't like the idea of every relationship having to follow the same exact pattern.
>>33738715Women would never watch subjective POV porn about cuddling with their partner
>>33738762Sorry, wheels are round for a reason. A plane is shaped the way it is for a reason.
>>33738761I don't know what you're trying to say>>33738762That "same pattern" is just nature.See>>33738768
>>33738738don't bother talking to him, he just wants other men to submit to him because of his latent homosexuality
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>>33738771i'm asking you if you're a femanon because i'm stupid
>>33738768>men's g-spot is located up their ass for a reason
>>33738735Julia dream, fearless, luckier sam, comfortably numb and one of these days/careful with that axe, Eugene live at Pompeii
>>33738773Talk to herTalk to herEat Talk to her
>>33738772What? Thats stupid, get your mind out of the gutter, fujoshitIm just trying to explain that their fantasy of dominant women is stupid and unrealistic because women cannot be dominant.
>>33738768>>33738771I find eroticism to be more important than nature or god or whatever else there is.
>>33738776comfortably numb, money and the teachers leave those kids alone are my fav
>>33738773get uptext himread smutjerk offdrunk tea read smuteat cookiesjerk offtext himjerk offtext himjerk off text
>>33738772I'd never submit to someone I don't loveBut it's the same story any time submissive men are brought up
>>33738775ntait's so they can be power bottom while having safe sex with their wife in a strapon
>>33738774I'm a guy
>>33738759I am not. They sacrificed themselves, their personal time and their personal wants beyond what I can put into words, out of love for me. Not out of commitment to one another, but because they both adore me and my happiness is the single thing they value the most in the world.They love me above all else, including each other, and including themselves. If it came down to it, they'd kill the other to protect me and I have absolutely zero doubts about it. They deeply love one another, but they love me even more.I can guarantee it is going to be the same for me. The love I feel for my husband is immense, but it does not compare to the love you feel for your child as a parent.
>>33738778shhh, it's ok, we know you want daddy to dominate you and stimulate your little prostate, but there's better ways to go about it.
>>33738785nevermind...
>>33738789Fuck off cunt
>>33738791the proof is in the pudding, anons
>>33738784Based, anon spitting facts
>>33738779Your fetish is stupid. Women are not capable of being dominant
>>33738788Alright, I feel sorry for you then. This has probably fucked you up in some way. I'm not going to diagnose from the Internet but that's absolutely fucked.
Women, what are the silly questions you ask to your bf while cuddling?Men, what are you stupid responses?
>>33738768men's balls are made oversensitive and floppy for a reason (to be lightly stepped on with my platform stillettos)
>>33738799Not even a little, frankly. I lived a happy childhood, I grew up reasonably happy given my other circumstances, I am very secure in my relationships, I am happily married to the love of my life.
>>33738803Moid hands
>>33738803the moidest hands ever moided
>>33738773>>33738777>>33738782are you all neets or something
>>33738795>t. closeted femboy
>>33738801MNever had this happen she didn't cuddle, she just played games.
>>33738795I don't care what other people think about my own personal tastes.
>>33738812Im not gay
>>33738452You're wasting your gift bro, go work on yourself, get out there and use it
>>33738715Yes I watch porn, don’t have a favorite site. I like anal threesome genre, I request more of that please
>>33738805the fantasy of another male dominating you leaks out again, just like your little penis is leaking as you read this, hmm?
>>33738804please reproduce.
>>33738803"Dominant" women are just women who haven't submitted yet but we all know deep down you want all your thoughts to just fucking stop and to just be able to exist in the moment. You need a man to take control to do that.
>>33738821disgusting moid hands gross, no wonder you're into that and want to larp
>>33738817no, you just were made to be pegged by a goth dommy mommy is all. no shame
>>33738821Im not a faggot, piss off with your gay shit
>>33738803While you caress his face with your hand?
>>33738624Sure
>>33738827angry because i'm right? you can't stop your traitorous dick getting half hard when you think about your prostate getting tickled, despite your revulsion
>>33738826Dommy mommies aren't real. Women can't be dominant
>>33738830your rule34 commenter format is showing, gooner
>>33738830I'd rather have a submissive woman massaging my prostate and milking my cock.
>>33738831keep telling yourself that, while you rock back and forth in your little corner of delusion, i'll be jacking off knowing your mind is so easily broken
>>33738830Im not getting hard in the slightest, faggot
>>33738510Argument bout what? Women here ain't asking the important questions to you.>she got worked up>I reassured herWhat does that mean? Explain both.>she gets mad if you guys have sexJesus bro, might be time to leave.
submissive men and trannies are so gross
>>33738835then why do you feel the need to tell me? to let me know? if this had no effect on you, then you wouldn't bother continuing. but it makes you uncomfortable because deep down you know it's true. you just refuse to accept it.
>>33738593The penis, or the good ole rock
>>33738834You're the delusional one here, not me. I don't delude myself into thinking dominant women exist.
>>33738838We need more women in here who share their thoughts about submission and aren't married.
>>33738615Yeah idk man. I think the only chance my prostate has to being toyed with is if a girl brings it up and I don't see that happening.
>>33738841Men ITT showing their brazen lust for other men once more
>>33738835please don't interact with that weirdo... he's getting off to it
>>33738840Because I am easily angered and baited
>>33738632They want to commit. It's a choice, and a cultural expectation/norm
>>33738845>please cater to a social acceptable fetish please please please my dick is so hard thinking about getting pegged please distract me please femoids
>>33738830Why are you so weird, Sarge?
>>33738845what's up with marriage there>>33738852you're surely getting very agitated
>>33738853because i'm in the middle of a homosexual awakening. i realized the reason i hate women is because i love cock.
Why is a woman sucking cock and using her tongue to cup the underside and lick all the way up to the glans the hottest thing ever? I love women who suck cock. I want a blowjob one day, I'm honestly kind of desperate for it.
>>33738857You and Nick Fuentes have so much in common
>>33738850oh, i know. >and easily aroused it seems...
>sitting in the park when its snowing>on a bench>she's leaning on your shoulder>arm around herunironically better than sex, I miss it so much
>>33738801Always say yes
HATE THE COLD
>>33738856>What's with marriage hereI'm jealous and get peeved that all the good submissive femanons are taken.
>>33738862>"Babe, would you like it if I pegged you with a bad dragon dildo?"
I am not aroused, you act like a faggy rapey ass indian
>>33738863I LOVE THE COLDToday was my first day out in a chunky sweater and boots, I feel fantastic.
>>33738866That's when you break out the "hell yes"
>>33738593FNaginata, biased since I trained with it in school
>>33738275>non open husbandSo if he's sad he's gotta get it out in private?
>>33738867>blogposts from a moid suffering the psychic damage of knowing his ass was made for fucking
>>33738864oh i'm just volcelling>>33738852btw, as much as i don't like trannies and subfags i was the same one that would be okay with powerbottom husband breaking my hips sometimes, you're so simple..
>>33738864consider you aren't good enough to submit to. why would any woman submit to such a pathetic loser
>>33738857Well, we don't call you Cuckworm for no reason kek
>>33738878You're genuinely looking for one of the other anons. I don't think submission is free. It's not a crime to still be jealous of a good thing.
well that was hilarious
>>33738593Luv me guns
>>33738297Gotta make sure you're actually with a decent relationship guy though. Then after that you can max out to being the best wifey possible in an honest way. I honestly think this is way more important to figure out first. That's like, wanting to build your multi-story complex on mud; it'd be such a waste of effort and time and money.
>>33738845I don't know what "submission" is, other than a vague porn category.
>>33738871Like a naginata course? That’s cool. Mine only offered fencing, archery, and kendo.
>>33738882>pišIt fires piss?
Draining my balls inside femanon’s receptacle
>>33738889thank you for your donation
>>33738297you have to find an actual decent moid first (nearly impossible). once you know that he would do anything for you and he reciprocates your efforts, then you need to be his soft spot to come home to. you have to listen to his problems and comfort him. you have to let him let his guard down and be vulnerable around you. that's it. then he's hooked.
>>33738882I guess a matchlock is medieval at least, huh?
>>33738884Trusting and wanting the man to dictate the pace and energy of the moment and follow suit. Think of dancing. There's always a leader and a follower in a dance but they're both active and important.
>>33738715I exclusively watch SFW videos of women kissing women and nothing else. I'm straight btw.
>>33738884tradcucks expect obedience from women despite being incompetent fuckheads who can barely hold their own lives together
>>33738896You're a cuck
>>33738715No, porn weirds me out.
>>33738896nice
>>33738893Don't know about matchlocks but handcannons certainly are if barely
>>33738897what are your opinions on girls who are submissive during sex with their not mentally ill boyfriend?
>>33738898How do you figure?
>>33738885That’s cool too. Did you take any classes? I did polearm and archery.
>>33738895Hmm. I don't think I've ever met a man I trust that much, sadly.
>>33738897Yeah but what if they weren't incompetent retards?
>>33738128Welp, guess I'm helping my dad peg men.
>>33738907There is nothing that divides a yurifag from a cuckYou like to watch other people engage in sexual activity with no way of even self inserting into the porn
>>33738917you realise the question was asking women?
I NEED ATTENTION!
>>33738924+1 attention
>>33738924i'm staring at you
>>33738922I don't care
>>33738911what a world it would be
if you're a women, then you'll get the attention
Here's the reason talking about submission like this is stupid.1) if you're actually a dominant man worthy of submission women will just do it naturally and you can be explicit about it if you want at that time.2) you don't have to convince women to be submissive, they just will when they want to. They won't have a choice because even if they try and assert the man will just ignore it and then their only choice is to leave the guy they actually want instead of just changing their mind and submitting. They'll always choose changing their mind.
>>33738917I don't know what you mean, since I'm female and yuri is between two women. Maybe you're thinking of yaoi? I've never been into self-inserting, anyway. Not everyone shares your personal fetish, you know.
>>33738922he's dumb
If you're a woman I will deliberately not give you attention
>>33738781Listen to Time/Breathe, if you haven't yet.
how do you call shy girls who are submissivev
>>33738915watch out, you will trigger the "women can't be dominant" schizoposts again
>>33738928lolnext time just admit you were wrong
>>33738924Hi are you female
>>33738940Shy girls.
>>33738909I forgot, there was also karate and I took that. I would have loved to take those too but I only needed one.>>33738905Matchlocks supposedly date back to the 15th century, so technically?
>>33738944I'm not wrong
>>33738940don't you hate a shy bitch? yeah i hate a shy bitchshe aint shy no more she changed her name to my bitch
>>33738940Birds. Like "aren't you a cute little bird."
>>33738915Valk you've always been good to meHow realistic is it for a submissive guy to want to find a dominant gf?
Women, what is your fav fact about men?
I need more attention. Here is my hand.
>>33738955fucking weird ass hand bro wrf
>>33738955Don't flash gang signs in the thread thanks
>>33738955are you fingering a ghost
What keeps you motivated to continue asking women out?
>>33738954the fact that their asses were custom made by god to be pounded in an enjoyable manner
>>33738961I dont
Both genders: what was your shortest time between meeting someone and smashing them?
>>33738961I don't talk to women
Yeah (You)s aren't doing it for me anymore. I guess it's time to meet people.
>>33738966meeting irl or online? i've fucked someone i met 20 minutes prior but we knew each other online for years
>>33738966Man hour I think
>>33738947yeah hand to band clubs was popular but I wasn’t interested, too small and weak and scared hehe. Only thing I was good at was archery. Where are you from?
>>33738954Men are really cute and easy to understand and deal with, and I appreciate them for it.
>>33738966F. 6 months. If you only count IRL, 4 months.
>>33738924Hey babe
>>33738961I never have in my life.Its a bit sobering to think about the reality that I will likely never have a romantic relationship
>>33738961Clearly works out the ass, but her squat was awful. Like, I don't get the purpose of any of that. The ending makes it all seem fake, but I don't understand any of it. Was that suppose to just be hot girl click bait for views? Rage bait?
>>33738980Oh my…
>>33738954Their entire brain lights up when they see me
>>33738976how do you deal with a guy with throbbing dick issues?
>>33738961>someone to go to the gym with me>sweet personalityWhat she doesn’t want to say are the laundry list of subtle things that she wants you to pick up on or else you’re just no good for her
I frew up :(
>>33738982are you fucking illiterate? it says it's ai right on the fucking video
>>33738961What makes you think I ever ask women out?
>>33738988If he's my husband, I fuck him. If he's not my husband, not my problem to deal with, he should go to his wife.
>>33738992:c are you ok now?
>>33738992Aw no ): hope your stomach settles soon, get some good rest anon
>>33738961If I have a crush on them I can't help itI haven't asked out anybody I don't already have a crush on
>>33738954They are strong the way monkey is strong. They don’t have to do anything and will always be stronger than me
>>33738992because of the hamster video or the bulimia?
>>33738992what'd you eat?
>>33738983Yes dear?
>>33738974US, particularly the state I’ve been named for. Is this the Dark Souls/Elden Ring lady?>>33738992That’s no good. I hope it was a one off and you aren’t too sick.
>>33739008Do you wish to lay next to me and touch my thighs?
>>33738861I've never done this or sex>>33738773Get upHave a black coffee and cigarette dreading the dayClean up after my roommatesRun stupid errandsDo gay hobbies Go to work and try to stay awakeGet drunk on cheap boozePlay vidya and get annoyedSleepDo that shit all over again tomorrow
>>33739010Yeah hehe. Was curious since you mentioned things that is from my country.
>>33739017I've. Ever seen billy and mandy. Is she evil?
>>33739022no, just goth
>>33739013Assuming you’re a woman, I’d really enjoy that
State genderDo you agree with this statement:>"Projection" is literally the best way to fill in the gaps when speculating about other people's behaviour.
>>33738954more muscle mass and higher body temperature
>>33738053Girl I was seeing left the country a month ago. We didn’t clearly break up, still had feelings. I last texted 3 weeks back, her replies had slowed. Feels strange it ended in silence after such an emotional goodbye. When’s the right time to reach out? There’s a good reason to this weekend, but is it doomed if I make the move?
>>33739026i'm not autistic enough for this
>>33739026>"Asking questions" is literally the best way to fill in the gaps when speculating about other people's behaviour.fify
>>33739020Oh, kendo? I went to high school at the local university and they offered it. I kinda wish I would have at least joined the club after starting college, but I was never very athletic.
Watching people my age find and have love despite not being perfect and I have to keep improving for a minor chance at finding it
>>33738098>HURRR AGEyou are either fertile or notlaps around the Sun are not relevant to anything
>>33739025I'm a man :(
>>33739025coward, cuddle and touch his thigh are you're a bitch ass hoe
>>33739038
Is there one white man on this fucking planet that does not vape or hate women
>>33739033That's not true. If you ask women what kind of man they want they'll say something absurd like a dadboy or a kpop twink when in reality they want tall, lean, masculine men.
>>33739035What's your life been like? Chances are they're not much better than you, but have probably just had smoother lives and aren't as trapped in their heads.you'll get there, but you really have to get rid of that mindset
>>33739045is vaping really that common
>>33739045Vaping is normieslop.Hating women is weirdoslop.They can't coexist.
>>33739045ask out ohionon
>>33739038Laps around the sun actually matter alot
>>33738053femanon said she wanna meet me onlineCall her up on /Atoga/, said she'll be mineTell her if my ex be calling, I'ma declinefemoid, I don't wanna talk to you, I'm too hiiiiiiiigh
>>33739045I don't vape or hate women, and I'm white
>>33739040nigga you gay dats what u is…>>33739043nah cracka
>>33739056Mean :c
>>33739051I don’t do either of those, also don’t drink and have never tried drugs, but I don’t think I’m a very good pick.
>>33739027I wish I could be colder but than I remember you women can't stand being in the frozen section of Costco
>>33739028>clearly break upSo you had some kind of break up then, right? The wording points to this being some kind of long term goodbye as well as > after such an emotional goodbye. Maybe you misinterpreted something. she's out of the country, what are you expecting to happen?
>>33739061bitch, stand up for yourself>>33739045he didn't mean it, he's just jokin
>>33739045hi
>>33739045Maybe women should stop being so awful so they wouldn't be hated
>>33739063i'm a costcocel (never been to costco)
>>33739066Stand up for myself against myself?
>>33739045Hi.
>>33739044Damn lesbians btfo'd since they can only turn cells into eggsI just realized we have no gay namefags on atoga
>>33739045>Is there one white man on this fucking planet that does not vapehey thats m->or hate womenoh damn
>>33739054Nag, I read this in Drake's voice.
>>33739045I'm half-white and do neither of those things. Does that count?
>>33739061>but I don’t think I’m a very good pick.Why?
>>33739045literally me. Vaping is for white trash and I love the ladies
>>33739069I'll bring you to costco
>>33739078how
>>33739047>What's your life been like?NormalI have a wonderful family and I got my degree and career. I have friends and hobbies and social skills. But somehow I can't get one guy to like me
>>33739022I don't think she's evil lol, more just devious. She is actually very loyal to Billy & Grim and helps them out of a pinch. For the most part though she's a schizoid autist who cares more about getting her way and lauding her superiority over others than anything else
>>33739075No. Half white means you're not white at all
>>33739045I'm not white, off planet, I vape, and I hate women. DOeS tHat cOUnt? I'm also two midgets in a costume if that helps, not one man.
>>33739045I like women and I smoke cigarettes (I am a wastrel though)
>>33739079Just come with me into the store, I got a member card
>>33739080........and you're female? Bizarre. What does a typical day look like for you? What kinds of places do you go to? What are your hobbies? Male friends? What kinds of guys do you like?
>>33738243
goodnight yuronanons
>>33739090Goodnight anon, sleep tight (I'm not going bed yet tho)
>>33739065Her college finished and she went back to her country. There was no real end, it was just understood between us that it was over when she left. Nothing can happen in the short tern, would just like to keep in some level of contact with her. I don't consider the relationship 100% dead as we were very into each other. Ideally, some level of contact into visiting her in the coming 2/3 months I suppose.
>>33739090Anon why would you say that :( I wanted to stay up after my bed time and feel like shit
>work with a zoomer girl>we joke around and talk at work>sometimes feel like its really flirty>talking to her today>shes sitting on a stool high up while facing a counter>she turns towards me with her legs crossed >she starts rubbing her crossed leg across mine as shes talking to me>find the sexual tension too hot and have to walk awayAm I reading too much into this? It wasnt like a brief accidental thing, like she sat there rubbing her leg on me for a few seconds and it was obviously noticeable to her.
>>33739093then i'll allow you to distract yourself longer and wish you to get better soon
>>33739092Seems done and dusted. Move on.
>>33739095I'm going to put my laundry away and go to sleep like a good girl. Have a good night anon!! :)
>>33739094>zoomer girls my age don't talk to meIts fucking bullshit, man
>>33739094Hot, do you like her? You should've just allowed it desu unless it made you uncomfortableI just let the zoomer girl at work touch/grab me cause she's a baddie
>>33739094>have to walk awayShould've asked her to get for stuff to get to make her stand there longer, and when she asks why, you tell her that reason and give a chuckle, then move on.
>>33739100that's good too, good night <3
State genderWhat do you do when it asks you a question?
>>33739076I’m too unambitious. I have a CS degree and I work at a restaurant. Plus, consensus here is that I wasn’t particularly handsome. Femanons can do way better.
>>33739101Gonna be blunt here man, that's a skill issue. It's on you to develop your image to be amiable, while also approaching them to talk
>>33738677Kinda, sometimes people won't work so hard or will give up easily or early because "What's the point I don't have hair and my jaw is still fucked up.". I get the sentiment but you're gonna feel a lot better having 1/3rd of what you want than having none of what you want and these three things are all somewhat in your control to fix, even if its not viable financially to fix or maybe if you can't fix it to the extent you want right now.
>>33739094Enjoy it and escalateHave fun don't question it
>>33739109MaleDepends how nice they've beenA lot of the time the cashier will skip it for me
>>33739102>Hot, do you like her?Shes cute and our personalities kind of clash in a fun/banter way. >>33739106I find we've been sort of finding socially excusable excuses to do physical contact like this, but I never read too much into it now. A while back she said she thought she had a fever so I put my hand on her neck and head to jokingly feel for it and she just laughed and asked if she felt warm
>>33739109Fuck tip culture
>>33739109MThe edgelord in me says I turn 360 degrees and walk away but in reality I tipped two people 25% today lolWhenever I get tipped at my job by a milf or something I put it in the charity box or give it to a colleague, tipping isn't really a thing in my country unless you want to be generous because the minimum wage is ok
>>33739110You're too mean to yourself, Ohio.
>>33739109M>hit no tip if its starbucks>hit 10% if she is an actual waitress and was competent at her job"Have a nice day!"
>>33738966a few weeks
>job just asked everyone to come in for a charity event and volunteer for unpaid hoursI wonder how much of a tax write off this is getting them
>>33739118>she just laughed and asked if she felt warm>"Give me a second, it might get warmer." Then you wait while maintaining contact, Laugh a little to show you're joking, then give an honest answer.
>>33739109Only the tip?
>>33739045white, don't vape, don't hate women, but i may dislike them a bit :/
>>33739109F. I usually tip 20% at sit down places, and leave a couple bucks at the bar if I ordered a cocktail or at the ice cream place. Otherwise, Custom, 0% and feel mildly offended that they asked.
>>33739110>work at a restaurantMy condolences If I finished school I wouldn't be doing this shit lol, what keeps you there?>>33739118Sounds like you have a fun friendly relationship at leastWould you ever make a move or nah >>33739125Lol that is bullshit but I'd do it for funsies anyway Meanwhile at my last job I was one of the only people who bothered volunteering at our charity event lol
>>33739109if im not at a sit down restaurant im pressing 0.Usually though i find that if they phrase it like that, they know that you're in a situation where it's ridiculous to ask for tip.
The only girls I flirt with are my taken female friends. Idk wtf is wrong with me mentally. To be fair I was flirting with two of them when they were single/thought they were single though
>>33739087>What kinds of places do you go to? What are your hobbies? Male friends? What kinds of guys do you like?Bars, museums. I do pilates, writing, running. Just one. I don't really know what kind of guys like that, anyone who is nice to me I develop a crush on
>>33739072Hot lesbians are for FWB situations and breeding when they want kids. The most based lesbians are the ones willing to give head.
>>33739139cause they're safe to you
>>33739145>anyone who is nice to me I develop a crush onhere's your problem. I won't elaborate, but it wont get better until you fix that.
>>33739122Maybe. I did rate my face as a 3/10 but /soc/ seemed to think I was around 6.25.>>33739134CS jobs are ridiculous to get into from my experience. The best opportunity I have is to go overseas to Japan where I have a buddy with a company there who can vouch for me, but that takes money. And I’m really not uncomfortable with my life as is. It’s a crappy job, but I have time for /atoga/ while I’m here.
>>33739134>Lol that is bullshit but I'd do it for funsies anyway I'm not doing it because it's in the middle of my sleep time since I work nightsSame reason I don't do any of the events at workBut I'm especially not doing a company tax write off event after they keep screwing me
>>33739151if you're getting 6.25 from strangers with zero effort, then with actual effort you can get it +7, subjectively
>>33739147unrealistic but having a man just for breeding is kinda
>>33739150Okay
>>33739111I don't think its a skill issue.
>>33739156I've ran into a few confused bi girls. Some were bisexual, some were like 70-80% lesbian.
>>33739151From the little of you I've seen on here, you seem like a perfectly nice guy who is kind, fairly normal and reasonably cute. You should not be so hard on yourself.
>>33739160i wish i coul hate you
>>33738973>>33738979why such a huge gap between males and females?
>>33739072I'd imagine they're on /lgbt/
>>33739164they didn't know each others
Now I’m wondering what Ohio looks like, hmm…
>>33739164I'm the girl. I don't think people should be having sex with strangers or people they don't love, so I avoid having sex before I'm in love with someone. A lot of men will have sex with anyone who lets them.
Modern women want the authority of men, the privileges of women, and the accountability of children.
>>33739174I just want snacks.
>>33739174This
Kawai anon!
>>33739162They were cool. I didn't have a thing for lesbian/bi girls until then honestly.
Women, your bf is buying girl scout cookies, which do you want him to get?
>>33739183I don't want him wasting money on that garbage
>>33739155True. I mean, I did get asked out by a coworker some weeks ago, so it’s not like I’m ugly, really.>>33739161You’re very kind, thank you very much.
>>33739151>CS jobs are ridiculous to get into from my experience.So get something else, dingus. There's a world out there where they just want anyone who can do stats. Fuck, or even just go into sales or something
>>33739140A fate worse than death
>>33739183Caramel Delites. But he'd get the thin mints and I'd have to throw him off a cliff.
>>33739181the ex boyfriend of my ex bestfriend ended up being fwb with my childhood crush and friend and i've always felt like he wanted to try to get me too, i used to feel upset enough to wish to have sex with him just because of that (mental illness)
FToday I saw two men fight.Both 6ft+, both look strong. it was nothing like in the movies. both raised hands. both swung.One hit landed, one man dropped. it was over as soon as it started.>get off of my property was said when the knocked out one came to>he was given a cold bottle of water and 10 minutes before he had to leaveDid the punch just land perfect, or is this what real fights look like? I have like john wick as reference for guy against guy fights. I know movie fights are bs, but just by how much?I have been in a fight with another girl, swung my fist. we both got a split lip and that was quite much it.
>>33739180Kawai means only in Japanese, I think you are looking for Kawaii. Make sure you pronounce the first A as well cause kowai means cold and it's also slang for scary, essentially calling them ugly lol
I'm horny!
>>33738966M20 minutes, might been even 10 it was quite fast. 15? 12.5? Probably 10-15 minutes after meeting
>>33739195I've seen one happen like that too, it was almost like a cartoon, the guy that got hit just fell backward like a wood plankIt's sad too cuz he was the only person that stepped in to defend a girl getting beat to death>why didn't youI was hours away on a security camera
Need kowai gf
>>33739199But we has chatted for a week online or so prior to that so I'm not sure if it counts as fast.
I need to get small birthday gift for my female coworker. Any ideas ?
I wish women were real.
>>33739203>It's sad too cuz he was the only person that stepped in to defend a girl getting beat to deathKek, simps never learn. I'm not stepping in if I see a random bitch getting beaten, I'd assume it's her bf anyway or a guy she's fucking.
>>33738966MLess than a minute
>>33739214We gave zero clue what she likes...
>>33739174Defcon level 1: truth nuke has been launched
>>33738966like 3-4 hours. we met on a dating app, banged, then never spoke to each other again.
>>33739217Rape or prostitute
>>33739216There are few things someone could do to deserve thatI'd step in regardless of gender especially if it's that one-sided
>>33739174disagree, and you think about women too much
>>33739189Pretty good ideas. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t really hate what I do. Maybe I could use a change of pace though.>>33739168I posted selfies on /soc/ a few times. Not really remarkable.
I love my busty natural redhead gf
My standards for a girlfriend have dropped so much that I stopped caring to the point women don't interest me anymore what a strange phenomena you should try it some time.
State gender, when is the earliest you'd say I love you?
>>33738966MaleMaybe an hour? She was a prostitute thoughOnly sexual experience I've had has been with her
>>33739231MaleGenuinely I have no idea, probably way sooner than I think. I have no frame of reference but I tend to fall really quickly
Women, if a man invited you to make out on this chair, how would you feel?
>>33739221I fucked this girl within hours of matching on Tinder, we hooked up in a disabled bathroom at the mall
>>33739231Pajeet behaviour and lack of rizz
>>33739229>has to be gelatoCan't people just be normal and say ice cream? Idk why but that rubs me the wrong way.
>>33739214A cupcake.>>33739231M, whenever it becomes true. When I wake up thinking of her and can’t get back to sleep. When I get a notification and my heart skips.
>>33739242>doesn’t know the difference between ice cream and gelato Pajeet has never traveled outside his own bedroom
>>33739238NAG, I don't like Communism but shit like that is both cool and surreal at the same time. I kinda respect that they just leave them up even if they don't really maintain them anymore.
>ENTJ hoursTime to take a break and read a book.State gender.What are you reading?What's interesting about it?
>>33739231M, I dunno but probably way too early, would fold as soon as any girl showed any interest in me whatsoever
>>33738966MSeveral hours? I met a girl at an anime convention and then fucked her in my hotel room that evening.
>>33739238i would tell him to fuck off
>>33739250>mein kampf >black futureVery diverse books
>>33739250FI read my lesbian experience with loneliness I was interested because I was also lonely but not a lesbian
>>33739250I like the gag books at the bottom but why would you own so many paper books?
i’ve noticed 85% of white males are autistic
>>33739226I just don't think the girls are worth defending anymore. I've broken up only one drunken fight that started off as playful then got serious.
>>33739231MIt depends on how I feel, but in my long-term relationships, at least, I always said it second. It was just coincidence, but I think it's a good rule to have, in retrospect.
soulmates are not real
>>33739259Maybe he checked them out at the library. Seems like a huge waste of money to buy those books particularly, if only for the joke.
>>33739260No that's just you being so low IQ that you think intelligence is autism.
>>33739224lmao nojust a dominatrix I met on tinder and who was frustrated with me because I'd left her waiting outside my front door for ten minutesthat was a bizarre night>>33739229at least now you're not posting literal prostitutesthis is still very embarrassing though
>>33739264not true
>>33739250M, The Myth of SisyphusReally hard to fucking understand, makes me feel retarded. The bits I do understand are really insightful though.Also, did you take this pic? That is the most insane lineup of books i've ever seen.
>>33739266>using insulting as cope like a good autistic boy
>>33739258At least you're not an alcoholic, right?
>>33739214Some kind of pastry.
>>33739250M, nothing atm. I have all the Arsène Lupin books and a big collection of Star Wars and mystery e-books I haven’t read, just haven’t been in the mood.
>>33739270prove it
>>33739260autism is required to be interested in a profession nobody wants to do.
>>33739250MDream of the Red ChamberI'm fucking hooked. I can't explain it. It's like there's MDMA laced into the words. It's a fucking literary classic from 250 years ago and it's like I'm racing around every corner to read what comes next. I've only just started so we'll see how long it lasts
>>33739271>Really hard to fucking understand, makes me feel retarded. The bits I do understand are really insightful though.I had the same reaction of feeling left out. I think it relies on you coming to it with a background in philosophy already established, and if you don't have a broad knowledge beforehand then the author isn't going to put in any effort to make it clear to you what he means.
>>33739273Poor ladyno but I wish I was
>>33739234grim
do people have sex to de-stress?
>>33739278ESL
>>33739277i love him
>>33739286Why are you engaging with him? Let him shout into the void.
>>33739285Some people have sex to de-stress and some people need to be totally relaxed to have sexThese people should never, ever date each other
>>33739271>That is the most insane lineup of books i've ever seen.There's no Legend of the Ten Elemental Masters so he's just an amateur /lit/ memer
>>33739288>QED
>>33739272I like the projection but can't help but notice you don't disagree.
>>33739250F.I borrowed the twilight series from my sister, the books. I havent opened them yet, nor have I seen the movies.when the movies came out it was too mainstream for me to touch or something.Now when the noise is gone I can give it a chance.>>33739258F.I dont identify as a lesbian. but most erotica I read is girl on girl.Weirdest I have ever read by the recommendation by my mother in law was some sweaty thing written by a white woman about the sex life of native americans and how the men ran a train on them in the teepees...
>>33739231F. I told my now husband just 3 or 4 weeks into dating. Way too early, but was true.
>>33739265They don't even look read and I'm pretty sure a lot of them were purposefully photoshopped to have meme books from all over 4chan on the floor.
>>33739299aw wittle wite boy cope
>>33739250MStill reading Rapt by Winifred Gallagher, can't say I recommend it because I'm currently avoiding reading it at all for months.
>>33739250F. The Murder Club. I'm like 30 pages in, can't tell you yet.
>>33739263>but I think it's a good rule to have, in retrospect.Imagine if everybody thought this way.>>33739231MWhen I feel it.
>>33739304That only works if I know you aren't projecting your asshurt onto me lmfao, another low IQ L.
>>33739174>Modern women want ......... children.Yes, desperately
>>33739301>when the movies came out it was too mainstream for me to touch or something.I did the same thing with the Lord of the Rings movies when they originally came out; I declared myself too hipster to indulge in such a mainstream blockbuster, and so I missed out on them for decades.I was really stupid back then.
>>33739231lol i dated once a guy who said it the first day we met it was so awkward
Anons shall I wake you up tomorrow for the first day of October?
>>33739258it's mostly about being a lesbian soooo I can't imagine it was very #relatable
fuck them kids and fuck you too
>>33739312If that was true they wouldn't have waited this long. A lot of them bet against the market or held out and lost. It's just the way life is.
>>33739321I know women who refuse to have children or find a partner, its a trend at the moment
>>33739321I have no idea what you're talking about, I just want a baby in me
>>33739315story?
How do I get rid of mothball smell
>>33739315Did he say it to your face, or to your chest?
>>33739318>wake upI think not.
>>33739322It is, one that I think they'll regret but the thing with freedom is that you're also free to make decisions that ultimately hurt you or may hurt you down the line. I know women who don't even consider other women to be women if they don't have 1 kid.>>33739323Fair.
>>33739318can you kill me in my sleep instead
>>33739318I started a new routine of waking up sometime between 2am and 4am to start my day, this October is going to be the Early to Bed, Early to Rise Arc.
>>33739321>bet against the market...the sperm market?
>>33739323Classic songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpxpHQ9ggUE
>>33739318Yes please.
>>33739334Dating Market, I probably shouldn't have used investing terms but they "held out"/"bet against the market" hoping to get a more valuable partner but their assets depreciated with age. I honestly think it's kinda tragic but like I said, its life and its yours to fuck up.
>>33739322>No anon, I can't date you because, um... it's trendy to not date anyone! Yeah, that's it!
>>33739325he told me i love you on the first day we met. End of story. I got the ick
>>33739333Evil, demonic energy radiating off of this post.
>>33738088Same here
>>33739340When you say you dated him it sounds like there was more than one date.
>>33739338oh, yeah I never understood those terms much, since my market value triples when I wear a tight shirt lmao
>>33739250MGood reminder. I'll start reading now. =)
>>33739340Why is this so common with guys?
>>33739335This is very early 2000s to 2010s>>33739339He isn't wrong entirely. They may have other excuses like working on career or something but at this rate the 50% of women 30 or older will be single in 2030. First time ever in recorded history
>>33739329to my face wtf
>>33739338Why did no one want me in high school or college or now
>>33739347Smooth.
I like _____ ____.
>>33739352I asked because the guy barely even knew you on day 1, so he only "loved" your bodyIt's happened to me and it's not fun
>>33739356The first one shouldn't be longer than the second one.
>>33739354I don't know, maybe you didn't put yourself out there enough? Sometimes when you can catch a fish with a rod you have to use a net (aka ask them out.).
>>33739251>Hey anon I was wondering if we could exchange numb->I love you.You wouldn't really do that, right?
>>33739356Ice Cream. I'm Joe Biden maxxxing to hopefully have full blown dementia by 50.
>>33739351maybe we should stop recording history
I will drink alcohol with friends on Saturday and then we'll play some fucking video games.
>>33739356Creepy girls
>>33739350You don't know what it's like to be starved of affection.
>>33739369I do
>>33739251In my experience all the girls I liked never liked me and all the girls I didn't like were super into me . I legit had a girl ask if I was gay when she asked if I wanted to see her boobs and I said "No". It's bizzare.
>>33739350They don't know the difference between lust and love.When a guy says "I love you", he means "my wiener is hard".
>>33739369Real shit. I still dont really get why its so much easier for women in dating despite the population being a 50/50 split.
>>33739350We don't know how to emotion
>>33739373w...why did you say no?
>>33739346there was but why the fuck did he say it the day we met?>>33739350theyre desperate
>>33739372Are you loved right now?
>>33739367What are we playing?
>>33739379Because I wasn't interested in her? Is it weird to have enough control over your sexuality that you can just say no to people these days?
>>33739382No
>>33739152Oh yeah, fuck that then lol. I also mostly work lates and wouldn't be thrilled about getting up early and losing sleep for a charity event>>33739189That's true, you often don't need formal training for stuff like salesYou have to have a certain kind of personality and levels of dishonesty though I think lol
>>33739323Wtf you sick fuck @fbi
>>33739387Would you like to be?
>>33739385I don't think it's a matter of control. It's like going on a trip to the Grand Canyon and refusing to look at it.
>>33739347Is nobody gonna point out her fallacy here? Let her learn, I guess.
>>33739393Always
>>33739390Late shift rise up
>>33739400did i use the buzzwords wrong?
>>33739393NTAI am pretty sure nearly everybody wants to be honestly loved.
Still accepting girlfriend applicationsFemanon, now is your chance
Need gf. No preferences. Just a nondescript female human partner/mate.
>>33739403No.
>>33739195Most street fights are a few punches at most ime and over very quickly. But that wouldn't make for a very exciting movie scene
>>33739396I mean we were just talking and she just asked out of nowhere, no flirting, no warning. It's more like going to sleep and waking up at the Grand Canyon and thinking: "What the fuck, I just wanted to stay indoors and play video games all day."
>>33739407oh awesomewell, you can't explain so i'll just assume you're having a giggle
Need a fuck budy. One female one male
Women, at the ice cream shop, what are you getting?
>>33739405What are the qualifications? Anything specific you're looking for?
Girls, was it a rush when you posted your first bikini selfie to social media?
>>33739405I'm pathetic, retarded, and ugly
>>33739409>It's more like going to sleep and waking up at the Grand Canyon and thinking: "What the fuck, I just wanted to stay indoors and play video games all day."His Grand Canyon comparison was already very stupid, but this is even worse.
>>33739309>Imagine if everybody thought this way.I wasn't going to treat it as absolute or anything. It's just easier to avoid saying it too early if you say it second.
>>33739413small vanilla cone if I have to get something, ice cream is too caloric for me
>>33739412sounds like you need two fuck buddies
>>33739419But at least it's accurate to the situation
>>33739401Then even though I barely know you, what I do know is enough to fill my heart. I love you.
>>33739421We can split tho
>>33739416No, because it was in a private group so only 4 people saw it
>>33739422Yeah. Actually I want three. Two women, one chubby one skinny and one twink.
>>33739413If it is a fancy place, pistachio. If it's not a fancy place, something with cookies. Usually cookie dough or something like that.>>33739416I've never posted bikini selfies online.
>>33739422Don't think he got the mental capabilities to count to two.>>33739423No, because I would always chose to view of something as spectacular as the Grand Canyon.You fucking nerd.
>>33739422He wants to watch.
>>33739409That's pretty strange. I would have nervously looked around to see if anyone was recording, lol
>>33739390If you're in a good sales job you don't need to be dishonest at all, you've just got to be good at figuring out what someone needs and how to convince them that you're right (which you genuinely think you are)
>>33739425how do you split a cone? you want me to lick it until it's halfway gone, then hand it to you?
>>33739231M, my ex and I said it to each other after a few days lmao before we both crashed out
>>33739415The position is flexible, but qualified candidates will be monogamous, and won't have or want kidsIf you meet the qualifications and appear to be a good fit, we'll move on to the interview process>>33739417Thanks for your application! It will be considered and we will get back to you regarding an interview as soon as we can
>>33739434I think women are just so used to simps or guys just defaulting saying yes that they get lazy and don't put any effort in and then when you surprise them they accuse you of being gay cause it hurt their feelings or something, I don't know. It was a really bizzare interaction and I haven't talked to her since.
>>33739250MThe Wind-Up Bird ChronicleIdk it's unique and creatively written>>33738966M, I've never had sex but I've ended up in girls' beds hours after meeting them
>>33739416I don't post bikini pics ever since I was 13 and was in the background of a beach photo on a local government page, and we had to contact the city to take it down because I kept getting creepy comments
>>33739440I remember watching that movie with my sister and mom and thinking I would be so pissed if I left to go to the bathroom and the fat bitch ate my sandwich.
>>33739445:(
>>33739443I don't think it was a serious accusation, just like it wasn't really a serious offerBut you were there and know more than me, so
What a disgustingly disturbing world I live in.
>>33739435If people really needed something you wouldn't have to sell it to them lol>>33739412>fuck budyYou need a dictionary>>33739417Omg samesies
>>33739452It's a choice.
>>33739450It was over text so a lot of context was lost while we were talking but I haven't heard from her since and I kinda want to keep it that way.
>>33739424Shut up
>>33739445Shit, I wish I could've seen it.
>>33739455Ohh I was picturing her lifting her shirt right in front of you, yeah that's much weirder
wtf i woke up and lived far away in thr land of an old flame. I was talking to their mother (wtf i never met their mother) and when i saw this old flame we hugged for what seemed an eternity and I could feel their heart beating against my chest. I haven’t seen them in years so this was odd af
>>33739340>>33739350Most married guys I know tell me that they knew they were going to marry their wife the moment they met, they just have to play it cool.
>>33739447I guess love is a closed door with you >>33739461>old flameOK boomer
>>33739455>t was over textNta but you didn't say this on purpose right away.
>>33739459Die
Girls, would you ever even consider granting a guy his fantasy of fucking you in front of your friends?
>>33739461>theirStop.
>>33739453Would friend with benefits be more accurate? Sorry about this.
I think the people I live with are deliberately or making just unconscious decisions of buying unhealthy nonsense junk food purchases to sabotage my health meanwhile they buy healthy things for themselves. Like birdbrain purchases like fudge sticks out of nowhere and if I move it away they'll always put it right back -- they WANT me to eat these nonsense nothing foods.
>>33739463>they knew they were going to marry their wife the moment they met,They probably thought this about every bitch they went out with and say this about the only girl who stuck around
Femanons, how often are you naked for your bf?
>>33739454no we dont unless u know some esoteric shit i dont
>>33739443nta but I've received unsolicited nudes twice in my life and both times it just made me annoyed at the women in question and soured our relationship, such that we had one. One was >oh oops meant that for someone else hahawhich is just fucking retarded, like if this is supposed to be bait to get me into you why the hell would you bring up some other guy, even if he's obviously fictional?
>>33739463So... they married their wives based on how they looked? Kinda sad.
>>33739350Some of us are just lonely, emotionally immature and retardedI fall in love with every girl that gives me attention >>33739471Well at least you can spell that one>>33739472Unless they're force feeding you the fudge sticks, just don't eat them fatty, go buy some lettuce or something
>>33739475>no we dontWhat?
>>33739439Maybe. But why can't we just take turns every couple licks? And whatever you don't want to eat, I'll finish.
>>33739482because that's gross and I don't want maleanon spit in my mouth
>>33739465This
>>33739478Were they hot tho?
>>33739461>talking to womenSimp.
>>33739479NTA and MMen tend to assume the woman they are into is also perfect in every other way. Or they start to love how they are anyway. It's like loving something after you found out about it.I'm not sure how to explain it, but I have felt it too. Even issues and "faults" you start to love, because they are >hers.
>>33739474NeverI get naked for me, and he's just invited along for the ride
/atoga/ but it's like big brother or love island. I've never seen those shows but I know it's when they put a lot of people inside the same house.
>>33739491Grim.
>>33739489>assumes i'm a man or simpretard
>>33739491How often do you get naked for you?
>>33739490I get that it's supposed to be romantic love at first sight, but I just see a guy admitting he saw a total stranger and thought "Damn! I want to marry those tits!"
>>33739492Sounds bad.
>>33739497Almost daily, and multiple times daily during ovulation
>>33739501men don’t love or know romance. They just know tits and pussy. They think with dick.
Pretty woman posting in /atoga/ pretty woman replying to me
>>33739501ntaa relationship without attraction is just friendship
>>33739507How come women say this about men and men say basically the same thing to women? Are humans just despicable lying evil parasites? Why do I hate all of you so much?
>>33739501FYI I don't think it's romantic or love at first sight.I think it's projecting an ideal on somebody and something that should be mentally worked against. I've had to learn that too to better understand what I actually want and what red flags to look out for in women.
>>33739512Because we can't read minds, and we try to explain the opposite sex's behavior using our own logic, which is similar but just different enough to cause confusion
>>33739512men literally think with dick though, have you scrolled through these boards? men want a woman to have access to pussy not because they want a woman around them.
>>33739492If I was stuck in a house with you lot I would commit seppuku>>33739502>>33739507Is it femcel hours>>33739508Is it simp hours
>>33739514Like putting women on a pedestal based on nothing but attraction? So it's the opposite of a guy seeing me and assuming I'm a stupid bimbo just because of my looks. Let's call it a positive delusion. It's good to recognize these patterns and try to think straight.
>>33739515I suppose >>33739518I don't judge all of men based on a few posters that shitpost on 4chan.
I want femanon spit in my mouth
>>33739520What does fym mean
>>33739526hawk tuah
>>33739527Fym = Fuck you mean>>33739526Same but only EE blonde's
>>33739469I have done it in a public place. It was a cold and rainy day, we were like 17 and because his parents didnt like me, and my parents didnt let my boyfriend in our house we hung out in a quite much deserted playground that had a little cabin.But it front of my friends? I dont want them to see me like that, ever.>>33739474I like spontaneous stuff, but just telling me "get naked" seems demeaning.One of my daydreams is that my man comes from behind me when I wash dishes. kisses my neck, puts his hands undermy shirt when I was dirty dishes and drops my pants. My hair swims in the filthy dishwater as they rail me until they are done.Then I get a slap on my bare ass as my thighs are dripping, get called a good girl and I continue with the dishes as I catch my breath.There is a certain amount of romance to this stuff. Just saying "get naked" doesnt work.
>>33739522>Let's call it a positive delusion.Yes, that is probably a good way to put it.Of course this only applies if you actually are looking for a relationship. A man can be just sexually attracted to somebody, not wanting more than that. But the OP was talking about married men, which I assume were looking for relationships.This can also have the downfall of a woman in the end not living up to your expectations.
Hawks are cool
>>33739481sorry im 2 days without sleep actually im just gonna sleep now bye
f or mhow good are you guys at blow jobs?
>>33739522so you'd prefer a guy to get to know you, and slowly realize you're a stupid bimbo over the course of your relationship? understandable
>>33739533Better late then never, sleep well.
>>33739534MaleNever tried it. If only futas were real...
>>33739474I am naked almost 24/7 when I'm home except when wearing my robe.
>>33739539Yeah you're fucking gay
>>33739540How about your wizard hat?
>>33739541Straight as an arrow bucko
Hes never going to love me
Naming my child Bambi
>>33739544>>33739545The two faces of femanons...
>>33739534f, bad, can't have him preferring it to sex
>>33739539My bf says the same. He also says aren't they just trans? or do you mean having both genitals?
>>33739547What if he already prefers going down on you
>>33739493>anything short of "yes master, i strip on your command" is grim
>>33739140I'm trying to think of IPs where this actually wouldn't matter.Cosmere, Warhammer 40k, and Red Rising, gonna be pretty huge in the 2030's
>>33739549Your boyfriend is a porn addict AND fucking gay.
>>33739501>>33739507>meanwhile, women
>>33739542Ah now that I only wear on special occasions like our anniversary.
QUICK RETARDS OF EITHER GENDER!give me a good comic to read right now.
>>33739553Goddamn you're a brittle cunt.
>>33739549He's trying to hint that you should try wearing a strapon
>>33739549Both genitalsI like futas because they are just women with a pp, trans and femboys and everything else aren't the same. Women smell and feel different to be around
I often think about going down on a femanon with her legs twitching pulling my hair and squeezing my head with her thighs
>>33739545Bambi is a stripper name.
>>33739559I thought that was Kristen Bell at first
>>33739547This is true but sad because he begs for head kek.
>>33739570Is it? Then maybe Æthelius for boy Medusa for girl
>>33739563I liked the old Ms. Marvel when it was Carol Danvers
>>33739563That MegaMan fan web comic.I forgot its name.Oh wait, it's called Bob & George.
femanons how do you really feel about penis size? I'm not average at all (about 4in with basically no girth) and am always so scared of intimacy that I basically never take initiative. When I do I feel stupid and shitty and It never works. I feel like even fingering a girl will give her more pleasure than my dick will. Am I fucked? I'm more attracted to bigger girls anyway which just exacerbates the problem.
why is this thread so fucking horny tonight
