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FemalesWhich are your best and worst places to have sex?
>>33735438I only ever had sex in bed
>>33735438Don’t know I’m virgin, but I will assume the best place is at home, and the worst place is not home
>>33735433Really the only way I'd date a woman these days but it would be a computer, not a PS5.
>>33735438Limgrave
>>33735444Hotels with amazing views can be exceptional fuck places.
>>33735433Girls, if you're a listener/sub, how can I, whose also a listener/autistic, have a conversation longer then two minutes? Especially when the only thing we have in common is religion?We're dating by the way, but besides attraction and God we're polar opposites in a lot of ways.
Gender?Are you ready for Sleeptober?
>>33735438Best.top 3-Shower-My own bed-bent over the dirty dishes while I wash themWorst-Car/campervan-my parents bed-camping in any situation, tent or otherwise
>>33735452nice neet egirl month
>>33735452Sleeptober is cancelled, its now Jeetober
>>33735450I travel a lot and have not thought about it in that way, will keep it in mind. Thanks
Isn't it depressing that girls hook up with hot guys the same day/week, but make the bf material guys wait for months before sex?
>>33735465Nah, I just don't date, problem solved.
i got the courage to find out that even if it's really rare, you can actually kind of lactate in stressfull situations and i'm not as afflicted as i was last time anymore
>>33735451we are not dating.
>>33735465No. I don’t hook up, it’s fine.
>>33735466What do you do then?
>>33735467That's good to hear, I told it's just your body and it's fine. :)
>>33735438Best: VaginaWorst: Butt>>33735451We can pray together I guess>>33735452Already? I just finished Sleeptember>>33735465I'm guessing you're a man asking women, so my answer is "lol"
>>33735474Autistic things, why?
>>33735465source?
Ladies, how are your breasts doing today?Happy and healthy, I hope?
>>33735465Most normal girls don't do this.
>>33735487my nipples are killing me. I think I might be getting sick. They say no touchy, even to shirt fabric. Like all sensation is dialed up to 11, and not in a good way.
>>33735481A nightmare I had after staying up too late reading r/theredpill
>>33735451I'm not a girl but I am autistic and just because your opposites doesn't mean you'll always be polar opposites. If you aren't interested in it, ask yourself why and then ask them the questions. There's lots of shit that I don't find interesting but I love to ask people why they like the stuff they like and have them explain to me things that I might have questions about.All a conversation is, is an interrogation that isn't aggressive. Don't be afraid of learning about things you don't care so much about, you might end up even liking them after you've learned about them.
i just got my period :c
>>33735495For your first time or what?
before i knew it, this dream was all gone...
>>33735495oh, is THAT where the moodiness comes from?
>>33735496no but periods suck. You get cramps and bloatness and sad for no reason other than hormones going insane while your vagina is full of blood
anon casted a spell on me that made me able to dream againi had one polizei-kun dream but now that i'm cured i hope that i'll be able to dream about having sex someday
>>33735478You just jerk off to porn? No hookers?
>>33735502I told you I was invading your dreams, I just didn't warn you I was coming as Polizei-kun.
>>33735498unfortunately
>>33735503Yeah, basically.
>>33735504nta, but if you are pale, bald and short with big eyes. You might be my sleep paralysis demon
>>33735507ah, i won't take it personally then, glhf
>>33735508Nice. I sometimes date and sometimes see hookers. I'm dating a fat girl right now who pays for our dates. But I'm repulsed by the idea that she may want to kiss or fuck one day.
Girl I was dating left the country over a month ago.We broke up, but it wasn't as explicit as that as we both still had feelings for each other.Last time I text her was 3 weeks ago, (replies started to become slow).I find it weird that it would die out in silence this quickly, considering she was at her porch blowing me kisses in tears as I left.When and at what stage should I recontact her? There is probably the best circumstantial reason to text this coming weekend that there will ever be. Is it doomed if I am the one to reach out from here?
>>33735433FemalesIs a guy being in the military attractive or unattractive?
>>33735517i should not answer this but i'll say that i think that knights are also cute
>>33735510I am light skinned, tall and have short but normal hair.As for big eyes... that remains a mystery.
>>33735516stfu you already posted this just move on
big eyes on men is so unattractive the ones with small slanted eyes are so hot
>>33735520So wear plate mail to book stores to pick up girls?
>>33735465If you're on vacation and renting a car to drive around for a week, you don't spend a lot of time worrying about the quality of the vehicle or how long it will hold up. You just want something enjoyable to ride for a bit.But when you want to spend years depending on a vehicle, you want to make sure it is quality and take time learning how to handle it before you risk losing its potential value.If a hot guy bolts after sex, big deal. She had her fun too. But if she wants a guy as a bf, she risks him thinking of her as a disposable hook up if she has sex right away. It's a legitimate concern.Anyway, why do you care? It's not like you're either guy in this scenario.
>>33735525That is straight out of a sketch.
>>33735517I always had a thing for military men but I don't want my man to die for globohomo
>>33735517Both.Uniforms are sexy. The time a soldiers job takes them away from their lowed ones is just as major of a turn off as the uniform is a turn on.Other things that make soldiers sexy is that they are most likely at least more fit than most people. And I might be a bit childish when I think"Its his job to protect me and everyone with extreme violence"What is not sexy is the endless stories about what the unsicumsized guy in your squad found under their foreskin, who almost shot their head off by accident and who lost their boots while on patrol.>>33735521So I take it you dont look like asmongold with all black eyes and even less hair.Might not be you.
>>33735524ricecels are so happy to hear this i’m sure
>>33735531>women hate when men tell storiesGrim.
>>33735525thank god i was safe when i worked therebut some men who are not knights should keep their safety distance
>>33735487I think I'm losing weight in my shoulders. I had cup gape and had to fix my straps tighter.
let's help anon find their sleep paralysis demon>>33735510i'm pale, very long haired, short and my eyes are not round
>>33735438Best is at someone else's house. Worst is at my house.
>>33735540>let's help anon find their sleep paralysis demonHahaha
>>33735512Isn't that kinda mean? I mean no one is an angel but that's just too brutal for me to ever want to do to someone.
state genderdo you believe in blocking exes? or is that fucking retarded?
I just ate dinner and once sexbots are real I'll have someone to lay on top of me on a couch andand jerk me off, then I'll finally be complete.
>>33735512that’s kind of aspd desu desu
>>33735549MYes, it prevents relapses and makes your life way less messy, but it comes off as unhinged in small communities or if you can't avoid them.
>>33735549If they're being a pest, might as well. Otherwise no.
>>33735528kek
>>33735550is being jerked off after dinner special in any way?
>>33735558It is for me, its my prime horniness hour and I've had 1 beer in me by that time. I'm the kind of person who gets sleepy once they are full so I usually skip lunch and eat dinner, if someone rubbed me off after that I would go out like a light and I would probably marry them but that's never gonna happen lol
Tbh I just finished watching Birth Of a Nation and I’m not sure if it’s more or less racist than the Velma serie remake of scooby doo.
>>33735549I don't have him filtered.
>>33735562You're the whacko who harasses him.
Where do I meet clingy gf
>>33735545Yes. It's a mean world. You're either mean or get meaned by others.
>>33735549F.I have two exes, I havent blocked either. One I am friends with in steam.We almost never talk. I think I get a "Happy birthday" once a year, and one message when my dad was in the TV, that he saw it.I bought him a dlc for Stellaris, he bought me Little Nightmares. quite much equal exhange.I think we have a good, but awkward relationship.
>>33735566Spider gf?
>>33735435https://voca.ro/1nyZmV0CZdWH
>>33735549F. I've never had an ex that I felt like I needed to actively block. My breakups weren't always amicable, but those guys whom I never wanted to see again have always respected that.
>>33735567I don't like getting meaned but I actually feel worse when I'm mean to others, even if they deserve it. It's a guilt complex problem (thanks mom) but this is probably why I like to be alone a lot and I didn't really have any trouble walking away from dating.
>>33735571this is my first time in one of these threads but why is this 30 minutes
>>33735567i want to be the second
>>33735565I do not. You keep asking me about him. Ask him about him.
I have plaque psoriasis Will a man ever love me?
>>33735579I would literally never stop trying to impregnate you. Every day I would wake you up by cumming in you and every night I would cum in you right before going to sleep, which I would do with my dick stuck inside you. I would take some viagra before bed just to maintain my erection so that you'll be ready in the morning when I thrust into you like an animal and slather you in kisses. Part of our wedding vows would be to have as many children as physically possible. I wouldn't even care if you are already pregnant, I'll fuck you while you're pregnant and you'll get double pregnant. I'll fill you with so much cum every day that you'll look pregnant even when you aren't (which you'll never be after we're married) I would do everything in my power to make you as fertile as possible. I'd give you fertility drugs, I'd give you uterus massages, breast massages, I wouldn't let you go 5 hours without at least one spastic orgasm. I'll even bake you home made lactation inducing biscuits to help you get to a point of hyperlactation syndrome so that you'll be seeping out multiple quarts of milk per day. Which I will save and drink just so that I can tell you how delicious it is. I'll make you so fertile that triplets will be the minimum number you'll be carrying at any given time. I would literally never stop doting on you, I would respond to you every beck and call and I would cum inside you again each time you ask for something. You would be so pregnant all the time that you would literally not be able to stand up straight. Your spine would be permanently bent out of shape to accommodate a pregnant belly. Even after you can't get pregnant anymore I would just keep putting more eggs into you. I would clone you purely so that I can put fresh eggs from the clone inside you after you run out of them. You would have so much progesterone running through your veins at any given time that even the thought of not being pregnant would seem alien to you.
do not search "pies pinterest" on google imagesit's not about sweets
>>33735575The poster in question, recognizable from his voice and his cartoon waifu collection, is a thread regular who is diagnosed with bipolar disorder and who is self-medicating with alcohol instead of being treated by a psychiatrist. He is having an episode today. It's best if you just ignore him.
>>33735584Thanks Asac
>>33735579Probably I have really bad dandruff problems so women immediately think I have lice or a skin condition and when I shave myself bald everyone thinks I'm a skinhead and my mom bitches constantly about how she doesn't like it.
>>33735531>asmongoldEw no.>>33735549MIf there is reason to, it's fine to block.Ultimately, if you don't want to be in contact anymore and make that very clear, it doesn't make it any worse.Staying in contact with people who hurt you though is fucking stupid.
>>33735583gross
>>33735584I can tell your a woman cause you use pintrest, who the fuck uses pintrest anymore?
>>33735591women
>>33735575Report and hide.
>>33735591you're half right but i don't, that's why i used google images for a quick search
>>33735579Depends on where its at.
>>33735571you have such a cute accent
Does anyone actually preffer open space offices to cubicles?
>>33735584Pies is feet in spanish
>>33735599How do you know
>>33735597I don't think I've ever been in an office that still had cubicles come to think of it.
>>33735596You should share your selfies with him so he can repost them in the thread.
>>33735599oh okay, i thought i had to blame the french
>>33735553Sounds accurate desu. Are you one?
>>33735603no but his voice is so attractive
>>33735599feet in spanish is Pixs
>>33735602It’s mostly government jobs that still use them.
men what can a woman say to you so you fuck off forever? i have this guy who won’t fuck off
>>33735615have sex with him and then say your pregnant
>>33735616>have sex with him he is gross i couldn’t
>>33735615I'm afraid there is no sure fire way, especially if he is truly obsessed.Maybe tell his family and friends about his staller behavior if possible.
>>33735619pretend he is rich
>>33735615Are you talking about me? You're talking about me. Just tell me. Tell me!
>>33735615say you'll tell his mom
>>33735620>especially if he is truly obsessed.what makes a man obsessed with a woman? i need to make sure i do the opposite
>>33735626be attractive and fun to be around i guess
>>33735621rich men are disgusting af
>>33735615i'm not a man but i'm very sorry to hear that
>>33735631i tried being nice about it now i cussed him off and he’s still messaging me. I blocked him and he’s making new accounts. Should I go to the police?
>>33735630you don't need to lie to me relax
>>33735623lol>>33735626Again, there is no sure fire way to prevent that...Even if you don't interact with anybody ever, you might get a stalker. It's bad luck, at best you can minimize chances, but that type of life might not be worth living.
>>33735633they are, I never go for rich men I go for blue collar zaddies
>>33735632You can try, but I doubt they'll do anything about it.
>>33735638>zaddiesI'm starting to see the problem...
MenLets say that innocent looking girl you barely know but yoi secretly love suddenly dresses like this picrelWhats your thoughts on her?
>>33735607You got any vocaroo reuests before I go home lol? X>>33735603https://voca.ro/1oUJP1N0PMW0
>looksmaxxed for a year so far>went from women looking at me in disgust to having multiple approach meso it was really that simple
>>33735643"Strange thing to wear to work"
>>33735632i'm really not sure, when i had troubles i got a bit disencouraged and police won't do a lot until there is action usually, usually i preferred to get untraceable myself but it's not very nice to isolate yourself and move away because of someone
>>33735644>You got any vocaroo requestssay something attractive
>>33735638Fact check: True
I'm horny!
>>33735646what did you do?
>>33735644The struggle itself towards the heights is enough to fill a man's heart. One must imagine Sisyphus happy.Say that it sounds hot no matter who says it
How do I not kill myself
>>33735653I wish he posted this.
>>33735643why does that look like something only a transexual would arrange together?
I'm late but I filled it outM btw
>>33735646good job if true
>>33735646https://voca.ro/12UMdj1oGlHd
>>33735643wtf are those glasses
FTo guys and girls.I have a bad habbit of searching up scary videos when its dark, then I actually get scared and cant sleep.Would it be ok, if your SO kept you up until they fall asleep if they are scared because they are dum dum.
>>33735661What is this
>>33735654Start going to the gym (aiming for 12% bodyfat, I'm around 16% now)Brush twice a day + tounge scraper + teeth whiteningGot decent clothesGot a decent haircut that fit my proportions Started doing skincareHeightfraud with 1 inch shoe liftsThumbpullingMewingMade my voice deeper by 20hzStarted taking collagen
Women, why do you drink colloidal silver as a form of alternative medicine?
>>33735615>>33735632Something like this, maybe.>Stop contacting me.>The answer is No.>The answer will always be No.>There is nothing you can ever say to me to change that No.>I don't like you.>I will never like you.>There is nothing you can ever say to me to make me like you.>Do you want me to pretend to like you?>Let me pretend to like you.>Introduce me to your friends, so I can tell your friends that you're a fucking psycho stalker who won't leave me alone.>Tell me about your job, so I can tell your boss and coworkers that you're a fucking psycho stalker who won't leave me alone.>Let me meet your parents, so I can tell your Mom and Dad that you're a fucking psycho stalker who won't leave me alone.>Or here's a better idea: Go the fuck away and leave me alone forever.>Now.Best of luck, I believe in you.>>33735644>I didn't repost people's pics without their permission>okay, I did repost people's pics without their permission, but it wasn't that bad>okay, it was that bad, but other people have done worseChrist, what an asshole.
>>33735668If Im female can I do these things and will you think I'm hotWhat was the hardest one to do?
>>33735666Sounds cute.
>>33735615"Sorry, I'm a Sapphic lesbian. I only do gay stuff with other women."
>>33735666Just don't do it?
>>33735661https://voca.ro/1hX6b7OYKMhO
>>33735668Did you actually notice any benefits from collagen?
>>33735658Too bad, it's just me. It's always been me.
>>33735668>ThumbpullingWhat lolI thought I knew all the looksmaxxing lingo. Wtf is this?
>>33735666i'm a woman and i had female friends like that, yeah, i feel nice if they can rely on me like thatbut i think you should replace that curiosity with something else...
>>33735677Still working?
>>33735668First 5 are normal, why’d you veer into faggotry after that
>>33735674what's the purpose of "sapphic" there
>>33735674im not a lesbian though
>>33735679Bleh
>>33735686>it's faggotry because it works
Men, why did Aladin buy Electronic Arts? Why did you let him?
>>33735693Nah you could’ve stopped at the first 5 and had the same results
>>33735668i appreciate your effort, maxxinganonwill you maxx more?
>>33735494I gotta work on this, because I do not care for most people's hobbies/activities, on the grounds that 90% of what needed to be said is already said in two sentences. Thanks anon. >>33735549Men. If we broke up on good terms no. If we broke up on bad terms block.>>33735568>I bought him a dlc for Stellaris, he bought me Little Nightmares. quite much equal exhange.This sounds like the math nerd hooking up with the goth story. God I wish that was me.
>>33735672>If Im female can I do these things and will you think I'm hotMaybe, mewing and thumbpulling is probably not applicable to women though. Also women's optimal bodyfat is like 20%>What was the hardest one to do?GGym requires the most consistency and is the most difficult. Most of the others are just thinks you get into the habit of doing. My diet was already good before I started doing any of this>>33735678It's subtle but I think it's noticeable, I would have to do more experiments though>>33735680Use your thumbs to apply pressure to the roof of your mouth to stimulate jaw growth>>33735686I wanted to maximize my looks
>>33735672The top 5 would also help women
>>33735668Absolutely insane.When I highlight something in your post, android won't open the copy/search/etc. menu, but it does for every post before and after yours.
Guess my gender
>>33735710angel
>>33735710Some boring tradcuck.
>>33735465only worthless raggers do that lolyou can smell them from a mile away
>>33735465Only whores do that, and they're not prizes. Neither is noncommittal sex, because again, that's whore behavior, and only troglodytes think they won't get the whores they ask for.
is bodyfat % the same as bmi?i don't get it
>>33735549I only parry
>>33735671https://voca.ro/1chxXDl0fvS3
>>33735557damn, it's almost getting to the point where everything is perfectly done, down to the book titles
>>33735718No.
>>33735718Kinda, heres a chart tho
>>33735433Women, do you like your ears being touched?
>>33735566>"where do I meet a perfect girl?"why don't you ask "how to make a million bucks in 10 minutes", that's easier to answer
>>33735725what in the fuck
>>33735725what
>>33735549MaleNot blocking per se, but getting rid of the contact on my phone and cutting ties, yes.Blocking is something that's only necessary if she's incapable of acting appropriately. If the breakup wasn't caused by wrongdoing, then it should be possibly to remain friendly if you ever bump into each other, but it's deeply inappropriate to be *friends*.
>>33735723it's so complicated..>>33735724i like the center ones, middle one looks a bit too skinny tho
>>33735725NAGI know one who has her ears as instant-disarm buttons.
>>33735719and then combo?
>>33735724Is there one for women
>>33735718No. Bf% is just that, the percentage of your weight which is fat.BMI is calculated by height and weight, without regard for how much of that weight is fat.
>>33735615Aside from getting another man (probably a relative) to credibly threaten the dude, then the only reasonably foolproof methods will backfire spectacularly if anyone else believes what you say.I don't think you want every guy around you to "know" that you're a single mom or have an STD.
>>33735738Allegedly 20% is the sweetspot for women but it varies a lot depending on the guy, I prefer 24-26%
>>33735643Lose all interest and angrily post about cultural decay on 4chan
>>33735710MMale is my guessAre we correct?https://voca.ro/1jrkopJx1yjp
>>33735725Why tho
>>33735745I think I'm 21-23
>>33735725no.I have some ear piercings, and the area where I have them smells like an unwashed buttcrack.I am afraid someone touches my ears and then sniffs their fingers.>yes I shower every day>I wash my ears too>still smells
>>33735747Yeah
>>33735710Male, because they're usually the filthy hornyposters who ask sex questions
>>33735615I stopped talking to a girl because she said "Please don't talk to me, you make me feel uncomfortable"We had a bunch of mutual friends and I think we had a double autism filter fail that made her think I was interested in/stalking her when I wasn't at all, and came off as weird. e.g. I told her happy birthday because while I don't have her on instagram, I just saw her friends posting about her birthday so I just said it while looking for something to escape silence despite not really having any direct connection to her.It hurt my feelings really fucking badly but ultimately I didn't care about talking to her, it just made it really fucking awkward whenever I saw her at the gym and made me fear about being a weirdo.
>>33735753Are you single
>>33735740oh i didn't knowi wonder if this is accurate
>>33735757Since birth
Black people are so racist
Femanons, favorite threads on /gif/?
>>33735762I liked the missionary thread but it's gone
>>33735762stop being such a disgusting pervert
>>33735749I wish I were still in the 21-23 age range. Physically if nothing else. De-age me, goddammit!
She took more than a day to respondBut why should I play games and not respond to her right away? Not like instantly but within a reasonable time before I go out tonight and stop looking at my phone? I don't understand why people say shit like "match her texting speed" or whatever
>>33735762i thought femanons used smut instead of porn
>>33735295restraining order.i've never gotten one, so i'm not really sure about particulars, but i reckon you'd have to bring evidence of his stalker-y behavior. if you do not have any evidence, do not try to bait him into giving you some, go consult a lawyer instead (actually you should probably do that).i do not know about the circumstances, but *divorcing* over infertility seems really shitty and unnecessary, if the sentiment of the that breakup wasn't like either your husband being shitty to you or something, or if the marriage itself was fine, i really reckon you should get back together if possible. at the very least it'd keep the stalker away.
Why do women engage in sabotage, espionage, black propaganda, and covert ops against men?
>>33735773I pay them too.
>>33735769i only go for 2d, but i've seen 2 real clips that are still stuck in my brainand also 2 male only ones, but never with sound on
>>33735769My YouTuber/BookTuber crush has something relevant to say on this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffvRhsViyIQ&t=325s
>>33735777I've seen this before. Good vid.
>>33735779She's super judgy, but in a way that's lowkey attractive.
I wish I had a boyfriend
>>33735784I wish you did too.
>>33735784Say the magic words.
>>33735786Thank you
>>33735787Will you be my boyfriend?
>>33735776What clips?
>>33735785>>33735655You said it like a complete sperg so it wasnt hot
>>33735784If you did you wouldn't have rejected the balding short guy though..
>>33735795He never asked me out
>>33735791No
>>33735796Are you obese or visibly disabled
>>33735791Try saying "I am now accepting boyfriend applications" and then see what happens.
>>33735799That would work on me
Me and femenon https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2F8j2d9vf0p4j71.gif
Femanons, how would you feel if a male sent you this?https://youtu.be/ohY-Hl4JeCA
>>33735644>>33735607>>33735785https://voca.ro/15rJLz1LVQxM
>>33735768generally speaking: reproduction (and romance by extension) all hinges on reciprocation. the logic follows at all scales: our genes prefer someone as genetically related to us as possible without causing generational issues. we tend to seek out people that we have parity with in appearance ("looksmatch"), we like people that share our hobbies, interests, etc. when you're actively talking to someone and you are friendly, you will automatically mirror their body languages. flirting is all about reciprocal parity...you flirt, they flirt back, you escalate, they escalate, etc.so naturally the logic extends to texts, i reckon that is where the advice comes from. personally, i would look more towards matching interaction frequency than timing. she messages me a few times? i message her a few times, and all that.the issue with not matching parity is that it tends to do two things: first, it tends to make you look pushy or desperate, and second is that people with attachment issues might immediately escalate as well and match you, and then all of the sudden you're in an obsessive relationship. i don't really have an answer for you, just thinking out loud.
>>33735802That's from a music video btw
>>337358056/10 would not bang though
>>33735805Finally some good fucking voca.
>>33735805this is disgusting
>>33735797Why>>33735798No
Bouncing vs Grindingas a male to watchto experiencesame to the femalesI'm honestly a big floored to learn males can do the cowgirl position, I mean they shouldn't because you know that area isn't really an entrance but wow
>>33735792now that i remember, maybe it was just one clip but it had 2 interesting scenesit wasn't professional and it looked like just 2 people being into each others, they were on bed, is there anything like reverse missionary? the girl was laying on her stomach with her head on the pillowthe girl kept trying to close her legs a bit sometimes, so i noticed the cool footwork when the man used his own legs to spead her legs wider and keep them like that, and then at some point i think she was supposed to be the one backing up into him, but it looked slow and insecure and he didn't seem very satisfated with it, so then he leaned close against her back and started thrusting himself and it looked pretty deep, and she was kinda buried betwen him and the bed..oh right, i think that was prone bonethe male ones were just one guy giving a blowjob and one guy using a fleshlight but i could barely see the penetration, it was mostly just him nude facing the opposite way against a sofa
>>33735819Mate you sound dead inside
>>33735824>males can do the cowgirl positionhow would this work?
Whats that song that goes like I'm sorry I let you down
>>33735615>>33735632Can't you just go for coffee and just talk it out?
>>33735820>>33735799Do this in places where guys go to find gfs (bars, bookstores, parks, etc.) and it should work within 2-3 tries.
>>33735827nah im alright
>>33735830fuck no i hate him
>>33735829Come, Sweet Death (anime remix)
>>33735615If they're too low IQ there's nothing that can be said. Sorry
>>33735830mfw the stalker is in the thread
>>33735829>what's the song that goes like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SCQyBcHeDg
sometimes if i rub my nipples the right way i get horny
What's up /atoga/, how was your Monday? What are you all up to tonight?>>33735549M, no. I don't block anybody but bots.
>>33735841I think that's normal
>>33735750Piercings are bad but women can't admit they were wrong
>>33735843i like the feeling
>>33735845also normal
>>33735842FNot bad, watching true crime stuff on YouTubeHow about you anon?
>>33735845>>33735848ur both gay
plap
relapsed on porn again.feels bad, but I must start again.maybe this place is bad for me, too much hornyposting at times.
>>33735853can you plap me
>>33735615lmfao tell him he's not tall enough, to his face. there's nothing he can do about his height, you'll watch his confidence evaporate in real time.
>>33735842MNot bad, watching something really trippy
Women, do you have Gspot orgasms?
>>33735826you're the second girl i've seen that likes fleshlight videos (or one video or whatever). i find this weird, perhaps it's from being terminally straight but i don't see what would be appealing about watching a dude fuck an onahole or something
>>33735854Keep going brother im almost at two weeks and feel great. How long was the streak?
>>33735842>What's up /atoga/, how was your Monday?Pretty good, got to talk to a friend I haven't spoken to for a bit so I'm in a great mood.>What are you all up to tonight?Aside from the usual, I made a little pixel art project for someone's birthday.You?
>>33735862when i dry hump i get them so good
>>33735541Why? Roommates?
>>33735866Interesting, but not from intercourse?
>>33735864...a day
>>33735842i am doing okay, thank you for asking. i've made good therapeutic progress recently, so i am fairly jazzed about that. i've been a lazy fuck all day so i'm psyching myself up to work a bit this evening
>>33735870Nigga
I called her crazy when I left. They said I was the crazy one. Now she's actually been given a mental evaluation that she's crazy, and everyone who ganged up on me have left her side. I want to feel vindicated but I don't know how to feel.It's a question, atoga.
>>33735869im saving myself for a future bf
>>33735863i'd check more if watching naked male strangers wasn't so off-putting to me, but the idea of watching a man kinda get lost in pleasure in something he can hold and control and take over so easily like that is interesting, specially if it's transparent and you can see all the process you can't see with a normal personthen this is just me but i'm kind of not used to see bare dicks so having somthing on them helps kek
>>33735850>>33735861A Monday being 'not bad' is pretty good.>>33735865That's a great feeling, isn't it? I was absolutely tickled when anon :3 came back just some days ago.I'm good, although I've really been overexerting myself, and not even at work. Not sure what I want to do tonight.>>33735871That's really good, anon. Get that work done and you'll feel even better, I'm sure.>>33735874It's okay to feel a bit of vindication, a bit of relief. Don't relish in her misfortune though.
My dad just shit his pants
>>33735882Rub his nose in it.
>>33735880>I was absolutely tickled when anon :3 came back just some days agoOh yeah, she's a treat too. Shame it sounds like she won't stick around long term though.>I've really been overexerting myselfTake a break mister! I'd recommend a nap, but I hate those. A lazy video / show watching session perhaps?
post score and gender pls
Women, do you accept motorboats?
>>33735880>It's okay to feel a bit of vindication, a bit of relief. Don't relish in her misfortune though.I don't feel either. I think I feel exhausted from being right, and I wanted her to be better back then
>>33735874well generally i don't think it is productive to call anyone crazy. actually, that you aren't reveling in a her unfortunate situation looks good on you imo. idk, i have pretty painful abandonment issues and i don't think i could stomach seeing that happen to her and not try to at least reach out or something. suppose it depends on what crazy things she did, but i try to be empathetic about what state of mind people are in, gauge how reasonable it would be for them to have acted different.>>33735878>specially if it's transparent and you can see all the process you can't see with a normal personyou get off to 2d goo girls, don't you squidward?>>33735882happens. all men are gamblers, but only some are open about it.
You get one wish What do you wish for?
>>33735895to never have been born
>>33735895Death.
>>33735890>approach huge titty skinny lesbian at party>ask to motorboat>she said uhh sure>green light means go>several wonderful seconds long until the surprise wears off and she stops me>her friends tell her she should have known>eternal victory
>>33735895that i never got one wish to make. i want to see if the universe collapses in on itself and then win a nobel prize.
>>33735895To go to a medieval fantasy world with magic and dragons and shit
>>3373588784 and male. Makes sense in a way I give off Travis Bickle vibes. People see my heart through it all which makes me attractive to women, but in special moments.
>>33735452F. Looking forward to it.>>33735465I don't hook up. My husband is very hot to me, and he still waited.
>>33735895actually, nevermind, i'll just wish for the nobel prize such that everyone in the world is convinced the universe collapsed in on itself
>>33735887M85
>>33735887>Physical18>Mental21>Social14>Achievement16>Bonus5>Total74male. didn't realize how over it was.
>>33735517It's attractive in theory, but the practice of being married to someone who is away for large periods of time is not that attractive. Plus, the risks of losing them, them being hurt or them being traumatized is terrifying.I have had positive experiences with men in the military tho, more than any other group.>>33735549F. My ex isn't blocked, we just ignore each other. If he talked to me, he'd be blocked.
I think about you while I'm peeing...
>>33735549m, unless they keep bothering me for some reason I wouldn't care
>>33735666F. Yes, I love dating men who are a little silly goosey.>>33735718No. BF% measures the amount of fat on your body, while BMI measures the relationship between your height and weight. Both are measures of health, but they work differently.
>>33735887M103, because I have had sex and loving relationships. Pretty fucking stupid when I can’t go outside without feeling like I’m going to die
>>33735887Male, 67Employed but virgin. I have disposable income because I live with my family.
>>33735887f 90 but maybe i have a normalfag fetish>>33735894>you get off to 2d goo girls, don't you squidward?that would be too male gazey, but the idea of it is cute, kinda all over the place thogoodnight yuro atoga, stayed up too late tonight
>>33735895I wish I had infinite money
>>33735918wtf why
>>33735886I'm just glad she's doing okay.I hate naps too, they make me feel sick. I think I'll busy myself with some emulator stuff while watching some Youtube, yeah.>>33735891Perfectly fair, good on you anon.>>33735887MPhysical: 14/36Mental: 23/31Social: 43/54Achievement: 25/31Bonus: 7/43Total: 112/195
>>33735842F. It was at the ER with my dad all night, but spent the rest of the day resting and relaxing. I cooked, had an everything shower, rested. I slept until 3 AM, then my dad woke me up because he needed help. Now watching a video on the Paleozoic and then going back to sleep.What about you, Ohio?
>>33735487Still there. Still saggy.
>>33735516If she still had feelings, she would've been texting more. Sorry bro.
Holeeee moleeee
>>33735895>You get one wish>What do you wish for?I will be recorded in history as the first person to win a war fought entirely in space with satellites and unmanned drones. I will from there on be remembered as a great general and military strategist for thousands of years to come.
>>33735895F. For health, for me and the people I love.
>>33735930I remember, you were bummed that you lost your time off, right? It's good of you to be there for your dad though, very sweet, and I'm glad you got to relax after all.>the PaleozoicMan, I love prehistory. I find myself fascinated by imagining what the Earth must have been like back then. I wonder what it was like for ichthyostega to drag itself onto land for the first time.I worked, and it was fairly stressful, but not in a bad way. I went at it a little too hard, and I always insist on taking the stairs at my apartment building, so I'm physically exhausted now.
>>33735549FNo, I don't block anybody. Having holes in chat logs bothers me too much. And if it's a psychopathic ex, well, who am I to stop them from sending evidence for a restraining order?>>33735608Reluctant kek>>33735615Try "I believe I may have a serious STD">>33735669Sometimes the best cure for life is death.>>33735688It's to emphasize you only date biological women. Like saying you're bi vs. pan.
>>33735942What prehistoric species would you be if you had a choice? I'd be one of those cray ass Loch Ness Monster looking dudes that lived in the Ocean. A Plesiosaurus.
>>33735690You will be.
>>33735890Yes but so far nobody has asked :|
Have you ever worked for 4chan as, like, an employee? What do you think life in 4chan's corporate headquarters is like?
>>337358872222441513116I've never been a robot, but absolutely nobody who knows me says I'm normal.
>>33735921Yeah doesn't matter your a fakecel
straight girls, is the idea of kissing girls disgusting to you? or just "meh, not something I'm interested in"?
>>33735954I don't think 4chan has ever had a corporate headquarters, there's no reason for it.
>>33735895I get to save everybody
>>33735957I don't hate it, but I don't enjoy it either.Kissing girls is 3/10, but kissing boys is 13/10.
Work from home anons, what are the pros and cons of working from home?Considering going WFH because my daily commute time is 2 hours but my job is my only contact with humans at this point
>>33735803I would think he is black.
>>33735962>Work from home anons, what are the pros and cons of working from home?If the camera accidentally turns on during Zoom meetings while you're jerking off, your job is fucked.
>>33735895To not die of cancer
>>33735942Yeah. Both my parents are recovering from surgery and it's been very busy, I did not get any time off in the last 3 weeks - I've been either working or helping my parents with stuff, or laying in bed too exhausted to sleep and shitposting.Yesterday I was playing some vidya for the first time in 3 weeks and my dad needed to go to the ER.I'm taking a couple days off work this week to catch up with the work I've been falling behind on, and to rest.If you're in the market for videos on prehistory: Lindsay Nikole on youtube. She has a really fun series on history of life on earth which I've been loving.What floor do you live on? In a non-creepy way, just want to know how many steps you took lol
>>33735887MPhysical: 14/36.Mental: 21/31.Social: 11/54.Achievement: 14/31.Bonus: 14/43.74/195 overall. Not that bad I guess.
People who’ve slept with co workers , whether upper management, different departments, etc. have you actually fa cd s any repercussions for it? People say don’t shit where you eat but I’d risk that if it means I get to lose my virginity to my hot co worker
>>33735887F 130>>33735957Meh. Not interested >>33735962My social life has diminished, my motivation and physical activity has gone down. Sometimes I wear the same pjs for two days.
>>33735887We need a version for women that's not just "20 points because vagina"
>>33735966It's History Channel level bullshit and fluff, but I enjoyed that one Youtuber who claimed that the majority of prehistoric human men died off in some kind of mass-genocidal World War prequel.
>>33735962Pros: most everythingCons: need way more self-responsibility, lower job security, endless zoom meetings from hell, coworkers dropping the ball
>>33735970>130Ew
>>33735895Him
>>33735969A great deal of awkwardness. Worrying about their work friends (your colleagues) knowing details.
>>33735962I can casually pop Xanax during work hours without getting caught.
>>33735957nothing above the waist is disgusting to me
>>33735969Most of the time. I quit a job after a breakup because seeing them everyday was just too much plus retaliation.
>>33735895More wishes
>>33735969There was this wannabe-hip hop dude at my workplace who was like 20 years old and was banging a 60 year old married (not to him) woman on their lunch breaks. You'd go out to lunch and pretty much always see them fucking in a car in the parking lot. The virile young urban buck and his pasty granny lover going at it. We all learned to avert our eyes and not talk about it.
male, 110. what's the damage, women?>>33735887i'm definitely not a normalfag, but maybe i would be if i ever put myself around people
>>33735962>2 hours commutejesus, the mental health boost just from eliminating that is a massive pro
>>33735972I haven't seen that video! Do you happen to remember the name of the creator? I've read bout the neolithic Y-chromosome bottleneck tho. Wonder if that's the topic.
Dad cock dad cockDilf cumming downDad cock dad cockDilf reaches around!
>>33735947Very tough question. I think a pteranodon or one of those early very large dragonflies would be interesting.>PlesiosaurusA great pick, and my mom's favorite dinosaur iirc, but if I'm going to live in the ocean, I'd want to be an anomalocaris. Those Cambrian oceans seem like they were so alien.>>33735966I really hope your parents are doing okay, that it all looks promising so far. I'm sure everything will stabilize soon, it's just gonna be hectic for a while.>What floor do you live on? The sixth. I insist on always running up the stairs to see how fast I can do it, and I can clear five flights in about 21 seconds now.
>>33735887F130 110 without female points WHO WANT ME
Women, is this too far into furry territory to ask a girl to wear (I'd buy obviously)
>>33735989>WHO WANT METhe streets
Women why are you always thinking about hefty paternal penis?
I want clear skin I want back my virginity I wanna stay inside all day I wanna make a big mistake
>>33735986This one:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoFQjAHsWE8It's great speculative fiction, but not credible (pre)history or anthropology. It's somewhere in the credibility ballpark between Ancient Aliens shit and that guy who tried to claim the Chinese discovered the American continent a year before Columbus.
>>33735988Sea Scorpions always freaked me out. There was a to-size replica of one at this small museum in I think either Fort Myers or Coco Beach when I was growing up and I kept having nightmares about it.
>>33735925Congrats you created hyper inflation
I need two girlfriends so I can watch them braid each others hair while wearing bikinis
>>33735990I'm asian so this feels racist somehow
>>33735994>I want back my virginityIt's the women governing hivemind shield against regret finally breaking? Are women really starting to see some of their actions as a mistake?
>>33735990I think THIS is too far into furry territory:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJAJkzO0Pts
>>33736003idk, is the male hivemind ready to stop yelling lewd things at women on the bus?
>>33735887I'm at 125 but I don't remember the iceberg chart of fetishes. Does it negate if I have other fetishes that are non normie? Because I do have considerably normie fetishes to myself. They're not risky.
Do you also hate when you’re taking a shit and the automatic censor keep flushing while you sit down?
>>33735997Understandable. A lot of these early prehistoric creatures just straight up look otherworldly. The Earth at that time was practically a completely different planet. So interesting to think about. And thinking about how everybody's genetic lineage extends back to those days is mind-boggling.
>>33735999One girlfriend with two bodies Motoko Kusanagi/dupli-kate style.
>>33736002What? Why?
>>33735991My body count is 1
>>33735962if you like human contact, it might be worth it. were it up to me, i'd go to a place to interact with coworkers. no way in hell if it took two hours, though, humans are not worth that.hmm. having to manage yourself and your time, stay on task, etc. when you're surrounded by potential recreation is pretty tough. if you have total control over your hours (sounds like you don't, i do), you will 100% find people that will not take you seriously because you were from home. they'll harangue you about how you don't *have* to work right now, you can just work later, or they'll feel slighted that you're working when you supposedly could be doing stuff with them (or whatever). it is very hard to make people respect that.i've also had issues with people being weirded out by my job (tard wrangling AIs), or thinking that the work isn't really all that difficult merely because it's online or because it doesn't sound very difficult. i am a big freedom enjoyer. this has been a major issue in the past with work, i do not do well being managed by people because most managers are objectively bad at their job and only end up there through corporate politics. being able to have that freedom is very big for me. i dunno, i feel like there are a million pros or cons i could list if i gave it thought, i'll reply again if i think of anything more to add
Do you guys/gals sometime think or feel unfit to be in a relationship because you've never been in one? I mean what the fuck is even my role in a relationship besides being there for my partner in the good and the bad. I dont think I would be a good boyfriend, not because im a shitty person (or that's what I would like to belive) but because I wouldn't know what to do, specially in my almost mid 20s.
>>33735947>PlesiosaurusImpeccable pick. >>33735988>pteranodon>anomalocarisIncredibly based taste.>I can clear five flights in about 21 seconds now.That's pretty impressive! Do you skip steps? I don't think I can clear one flight in less than 15 lol>>33735995Will watch when I'm not terribly sleepy. It does look very silly lol
>>33736016You'll figure it out if you love her
>>33736013OhWas he cute? I hope your first time was enjoyable
Wow the foid obsession with stinky dicks attached to boss dad bods is something else! Why do they like it so much?
Were the teletubies made for drugged people?
>>33736017>Incredibly based taste.Thank you! What would you pick?>That's pretty impressive! Do you skip steps? I don't think I can clear one flight in less than 15 lolI do. There are about 16 steps between flights and I bound up 2-3 at a time. It's dumb and silly but it's a decent bit of cardio before I get home.
>>33735984>has a physical and mental score of 9 discounting face>still better social than me because face is a 7
>>33735887>112Not bad, not bad
You're all a bunch of NORMIES!!!
>>33736026We got the same score, LhA. >>33735927
>>33735957>straight girls, is the idea of kissing girls disgusting to you? or just "meh, not something I'm interested in"?Eh, I weird out people, people think im gay, I'm not
>>33736027my boobs are too small to be a normie
>>33736025you can't teach what i got, sorrybut if it makes you feel better, i am certainly going to die alone and childless
>>33736016>Do you guys/gals sometime think or feel unfit to be in a relationship because you've never been in oneI did because I always felt like I wasn't ready and that I needed to be this, this, or that, before going into a relationship. I think a lot of things you'll figure out as you go along, you can't prepare to be in a relationship. If you have poor social skills, you can try to become more social before going into a relationship for example, but the dynamics such as gift giving (I had to learn to do this because that's not how I was raised), talking about issues within your relationship, trying to understand one another, etc is stuff that you have to learn by doing. Better to get into a relationship and start learning now because it'll be a hell of a lot harder and less excusable the older you get
>>33736033yeah a little better I guess
>>33736028:okindred spirits! What was your saving grace from being slightly strange? Mine was not being a virgin and having a romantic partner lmao
>>33736016i refuse to be in a relationship because i battle with mental health issues
I wish women were real and not made up.
>>33736034>try to become more socialI do, I try to be more outgoing but I just kinda hate people in the sense that I just dont care about what they care about. Its always some drama bullshit and crap like that which for the life of me I cannot understand why people care so much about other people.
>>33736036Being forced to move out and live on my own years ago. Almost all of the Achievement points I got were from after that. I'm amused it thinks of me as a normie, I can be pretty odd.
>>33736039NIGHTMARENIGHTMARENIGHTMARE
Why am I so sad
>>33736016This is why the “hurrr durr it doesn’t matter what age you have sex or start dating! I’ve been giving cock since I turned 16 and have had a bunch financial experiences form it, but it doesn’t matter at all! In fact, be a virgin forever!” Bullshit is stupid.Yes, of course you feel that way, you’re genuinely being in certain aspects of life. It’d be no different than someone unemployed for 30 years trying to get their first job
>>33736016YeahI can't imagine being a good boyfriend. I would be so inattentive to her needs
>>33736024>What would you pick?Favorite prehistoric creature overall is probably a Aurorazhdarcho. Prettiest fossils I've ever seen IRL. >It's dumb and silly but it's a decent bit of cardio before I get home.Don't you work on your feet all day as well? I'd be far too spent to be doing that on my way back from work.
>>33736016FYes I don't know how to help men when they need help
>>33736044Fuck I need to stop phone posting.>a bunch of social * experiences >genuinely behind* in
>>33736021They were made for children, but I could imagine getting stoned and watching that show pretty easily.
>>33736040Also, I consider myself a boring person. I have no talents, I not funny, I have hobbies and interest but no one cares about them so I just end up being an npc.
>>33736035wait a minute, i think you read it wrong. 9? the things crossed out/highlighted are the applicable things rofl. my physical score is 21, mental 27.
Girls, do you read real manga or are you posers, fake weebs?
>>33736043Yeah I think I'm about to get my period. I have NEVER had any emotionality around it in my life, but maybe these pills are changing that. Is this what normal women feel in the end of luteal? Like everything is shit?
>>33736046That's a very good pick. I've never seen it until now, but it looks sorta like a cross between archaeopteryx and pteranodon. Very cool.>Don't you work on your feet all day as well? I'd be far too spent to be doing that on my way back from work.I do. I don't mind. My legs used to hurt a lot more all the time, so I think I've been making them stronger.
>>33736058nag but my ex told me exactly that, every period she had at least one or two days of being hormonally blackpilled
I wanted to share a dumb little test we could all do, and I can't pass this one up.Post gender and results.https://www.idrlabs.com/sonic-syndrome/test.php
>>33736055I still read magazines backwards unintentionally to this day. I haven't in probably years tho.
>>33736058Me too but recently I've always been
Women, where would you like to meet men?
>>33736040>>33736053What are your hobbies? It's a cliche but you can try meeting people through your hobbies, that way you can minimize talking about other people since you'll both be guaranteed to have at least one common interest. Maybe that would help you start caring about what other people care about>>33736041>I'm amused it thinks of me as a normie, I can be pretty oddIt is an /r9k/ test after all, so the barrier to be a normie is pretty low. I'm quite odd myself and I'm a hermit. I'm not a fan of socializing
>>33736067The “you will be reported for approaching “ is pure fearmongering made by incels who think getting rejected means a women thinks you’re a creepy piece of shit. As long as you gracefully leave once getting rejected, and aren’t an awkward autist (which, on paper, sadly, IS creepy to women who don’t know you, then you will be fine
>>33736067
>>33736067Anywhere anytime I'm waiting for my prince
>>33736072>getting rejected means a women thinks you’re a creepy piece of shitIt actually does though.
>>33736072>who think getting rejected means a women thinks you’re a creepy piece of shitBut it does. If you approach and get rejected you're doing something wrong, it's binary, either she gives you hints or doesn't.
>>33736072^ This is such a bad take and is so out of touch it's not even funny.
>>33736064M
>>33736064M. Shadow.
>>33736072ThisLook at the anon who got rejected by JP femanon, the only one saying he was a creep was some other bitter insane male
>>33736082Someone hit on her? kek when was this?
>>33736084Like the weekend before last?
Reminder that a girl literally carried a huge mattress around for weeks just to push false rape charges on a innocent dude
>>33736060I have a soft spot for pterosauria in general, my dad is friends with an archeologist and when I became obsessed with dinosaurs as a kid he took me to see some of the fossils he was working on. I've been obsessed since. > I've been making them stronger.That's nice. I understand, I had to start working out more seriously after I started working with kids because I was in so much pain by the end of the day from just being in squats 6 hours a day lol
>>33736064Eh
>>33736064Post yours
>>33736064M, wtf is shizoid
Are you an ass baby born of multiple generations of incestuous gay sodomy?
>>33736075No it doesn’t. I’ve rejected women before. Not because they were igly, or boring. But because >they weren’t my type > I was interested in someone else>I wasn’t in the right state of mind (Iike alone in the park just trying to go meditate)>wasn’t in the right life moment (like while I’m broke)>or, I’m straight up dating someone else
>>33736094Antisocial mostly
>>33736064females, applications are fucking OPEN!>>33736082eh idk, i wished well an anon here i thought i recognized the other day and they called me a stalker, some people get set off by inane things. i agree with the post at large though, seems fairly incel-y.>>33736094basically mild schizophrenia
>>33735933Why are they saggy?Is sagging a big problem? Do they just flop everywhere when you try to do things?
>>33735998I wish to have access to a bank account that takes 1 dollar a minute from every bank in the world
Women are so kissable is distracting, not even on the lips but their cheeks are so cute
>>33736087That's cool. Honestly, my interests in history and prehistory were sparked by games that lightly touched on the topics and made me want to learn as much as I can about the real things.Working with kids is awesome. Do you work in a school or daycare or something?>>33736091Oh right.>>33736094Being detached, sorta robotic (hence Metal).
>>33736064f
>>33736106Marry me
>>33736064
Just came across this album cover lmao
>>33736106>>33736108Holyshit
>>33736107https://youtu.be/GSklSxBHLUk
I need a boyfriend or I will be dead by New Years
>>33736108f, btw
>>33736112I need a gf or I will be dead by last yearYou don't want me though
>>33736064MIck
>>33736112thats a little extreme
>>33736112This you?
>>33736117if only her body was that nice, fuark
>>33736027>>33736031You're both normalfags
>>33736117larp
>>33735643What a shame I guess I will idealize someone else
I’m personally excited by my partners prescience every day, I don’t get bored of her, even while we do nothing. You may call that low standards, but, I want to learn. I know many women have said to keep the relationship interesting on a regular basis. Women, how would you want a man to keep the relationship interesting?
>>33736096Completely different
>>33736112i mean idk you made it this far without a boyfriend i guess, i think you might be overreacting
>>33736117spitting image. holy rendering
>>33736109That's silly lolz
>>33736123Um, you don't have to do that. I just want to know his day went well and he is happy and content. And then we can discuss if he is not or if I am not and cuddle/comfort together.
>>33736112Whyyyy?
God I want to kidnap a femcel and sculpt her into the perfect housewife using my cock
>>33736117This is the male fantasy but girls ITT still manage to be single...
>>33736125I don't want to be 26 and single
>>33736134TRUE femcels arent nearly that attractive in real life. those are jus drawings dude.
>>33736133I'd let him.
>>33736134this is beautiful. probably ai?
Would you support social media sites showcasing who has viewed your page? And how would you feel if you found out someone you were talking to, or interested in starting a relationship with, was autistically studying or maybe even stalking your social media profile before you guys started clicking?
>>33736137yo! you were born on new year's? that's kinda dope if so. have you considered leaving your house and talking to men? or are you that femanon that's eternally convinced herself she's the ugliest thing God's ever made?
>>33736145MAnalytics are whatever, I wouldn’t use them. Someone wants to stalk me, more power to them. My awareness of it doesn’t make it stoppable or something I can consent to
>>33736145I'd feel better to know who was looking at me.
>>33734902my school had 800 students and every year didn't like me for one reason or another. That whole experience was 320k down the fucking drain
>>33735451>listener/sub>listener/autisticnigga what the fuck are you saying?
>>33736055Weebs will always be beneath me. Anything but the DBZ show is stupid.
>>33736154good grief! that's not a typo is it? 320k?
>>33735584>pinterestWhile I'm there I might as well look up a trendy recipe for rainbow taco donuts.What year is it? 2014?
>>33736158Yea, anime is experienced by more casual than ever, but being an otaku still has a stigma to it. I have to hide it when I get bored of every anime conversation at work being about the new biggest seasonal anime
>>33736158Ouch but also kinda based. Though I like OG DB and GT too.
>>33736158Are you hispanic perchance
>>33735745GIVE ME 30%I WANT 30%GOD I NEED A FLUFFY BITCH IN MY LIFE
>>33736170Pipe down cunt, fat hoes are everywhere
>>33736145no, largely because i don't want companies to track me any more than they already try to do>And how would you feel if you found out someone you were talking to, or interested in starting a relationship with, was autistically studying or maybe even stalking your social media profile before you guys started clicking?first of all, there would be NO way i wouldn't pick up on it, my brain pays an extreme amount of attention to detail from people and is constantly trying to figure them out, if they let even a single detail slip my brain would pick up on it immediately. but anyway, social media brings out the absolute worse in people, i wouldn't hold them to task too hard but i would absolutely leverage my knowledge, start posting schizophrenic or other things to set them off and try to corner them on their behavior. idk what i'd do by that point though.
>>33736168>>33736158There is a really funny versions of some of the seasons abridged with comedic scriptscirca 2009 (when i rewatched)
>>33736145Idk depends on the person. Can’t blame them for checking me out I post hot stuff
>>33736151I've tried and tried but I am my own worst enemy. I am a tumor on everyones lives that needs to be cut out
>>3373574518-20% is boundary. 21 to 26% is ideal for me. 27-29 is also fine. 30% is also boundary.
>>33736145The only value to checking a social media page is to see if they’re taken or not. Granted, many people Do Not post their spouse, but it’s worth a check.
Should I bleach my eyebrows?
>>33736179i've never seen this look good but they're your eyebrows, and they'll probably grow back
>>33736179M or F?
Relapsed for no reason
>>33736184:(
>Almost all chronically angry people were once just sad people What does this mean and is it true
>>33736175what were you trying before, anon, and when would it go wrong?
>>33736067Anywhere I guess. That pic is dumb
>>33735579Yes
>>>/a/282651615Women, why aren't you in this photo? WHy can you never be this cool unless you're with a boyfriend?>>33735887Physical: 20Mental: 18Social: 7Achievement: 20Bonus: 3Result CyborgI'M SORRY I WAS BORN BEAUTIFUL IT ISN'T MY FAULT
>>33736184You pay attention to trajectories and not a binary abusing/non-abusing, right?
Women, remember he only wants you for your pussy
>>33736191What
>>33736184keep on trying
>>33735666Cute but annoying if I have to work the next day. Will she offer a bjs sometimes?
>>33735887Wow, so many failed normalfags on the failed normalfag therapy board>>33735971it keeps it accurate. If you don't think so then go back to Twitter fuckehad
>>33736186Yoda was right
>>33736012because azns are animals
>>33736193It’s a good pussy, can’t blame them
>>33736193So true bestie
>>33736161nup, private school with an 8% acceptance r8 baybee. Nowadays I do craigslist jobs to pay bills
>>33736187Dating and within the first few dates
>>33736193Oh no, the "Would you love me if I was a worm?" person is here.
>>33736202wow thats really fucking sad anon im sorry
>>33736173Yep, DBZ Abridged. It's not really my thing (honestly just makes me want to watch the original again) but I like a few parts of it a lot.
Repeat question because it's (>) very important :There's a really cute girl at my local grocer. How do I ask out a grocery store worker? I don't have social media but I do have a pixiv account where I have a drawing of George Floyd as an anime character
>>33736210Just ask her out normally but make sure you do it while you are purchasing magnum condoms at her register
>>3373588781. Huh, the category i landed in is legitimately perfect for me. Nice job anon.
>>33735784I also wish you had a bf
>>33736210You just do it
>>33736210Don’t ask her. Nobody wants to be approached at work. If you’re ever lucky to meet her outside of her job place, then approach then. Otherwise, move on.
>>33735831No one finds gfs at bars, do they?
>>33736210Post the Floydie
>>33736216>Nobody wants to be approached at workI do
>>33736214I also wish that
>>33735875Good
>>33736212Nta but anyone other than me here have to specialty order their condoms because they don't sell ones that fit at the store?
>>33736169Mixed.
>>33735784Hey babe
>>33736158You're dumb.
>>33735895Godlike powers of creation and time manipulation
>>33736222Ye, I order them from china in bulk
>>33736208it's fine. I didn't care for my shit degrees and I was a public retard/lolicon that heckled the gaza protesters when that was in vogue and slammed hard trying to shuvit down a small flight of stairs during lunch. Hell, even before we went to school during the lockdowns I got b& from the school's "official" Discord chatroom three times then sicced several porn spammers on it. I was never normal but the school was supposedly filled with "eccentrics", so I thought that by being myself I'd find a fellow retard. That never happened and here I am.
>>33736222i just use plastic wrap desu
>>33736219Yea but speak for yourself. MOST women, DO NOT, want to be approached by RANDOM men during a LONG work day.Please, just understand this.
>>33736215Yes, but how? I'm planning on complementing her hair pieces the next time I see her because I do, in fact, dig them despite their being normalfag herro kitty stuff. But how do I go from that into asking for her deets? >>33736218
>>33736232I guess it helps that I am a man
>>33736229>indebts himself for life and becomes a pariah to own the libsnigga you are retarded
>>33735887F 113I’m a virgin, that lost me so many points. But since I’m a woman I’m normal.. that isn’t nice
>>33736194a common pattern i've seen in people with addiction issues is that they'll turn sobriety into a binary where you're either sober (have not touched the thing) or not sober (have touched the thing recently). someone who relapsed and binged alcohol for the first time in three months is objectively more sober than someone that binges every other day though, which is obvious but when someone relapses themselves, they usually seem to lose that perspective (and then THAT is license to be unsober. "oh well i already did the thing, might as well keep going"). this is an extremely long-winded way of saying i'm sorry you relapsed but don't dwell on it, that's all>>33736202grim v_v if you did a substantial amount or graduated, working as a data annotator is really picking up with expertise areas. pay is decent and *rising*, i've personally seen from $30 to $50 an hour for experts and have seen up to a $10 pay increase in the work i've done since last year. it is done over the internet. consider it, it has to be better than craigslist jobs (unless you find joy in those, then do that i guess)>>33736203anon...i could have guessed that. i was more asking like what are you identifying in these events (dating, the first few dates) as the problem? like, you're on a second date with a guy, what are you doing to them that's tumorful?
women, where can I approach you to ask you on a date?
>>33736240>what are you doing to them that's tumorful?being weird
>>33736241Nowhere never
>>33736229This is a troll right? 320 k in debt for a useless degree where you acted like a shizo at school
>>33736232what if I'm attractive?>>33736236>indebts himself for lifeThe debt is almost gone, actually. I'm pretty close to moving into a studio and doing art full time.>own the libsI consider myself fairly liberal>>33736238>I’m a virginWell Negronious Maximus you're SUPPOSED to be one>>33736240>unless you find joy in thoseI do :)
GenderWhats your favorite AI and why?
>>33736241Anywhere but I've never been asked on a date so
>>33736247Not according to the chart
>>33736248I don't use AI.
>>33736249Will you go out with me
>>33736241When I’m in public with people around
>>33736248MaleKizuna because I remember when she was fresh and new. I think she died
Why are we all so sad
>>33736248I don't use AI either
>>33736251this chart?
>>33736259Why do you have a pedophile chart on hand?
>>33736248m, i don't have a preference. i stick to using the ones i've worked with the most 'cuz i know how to get it to do what i need it to, know its limits and where it fucks up, patterns in its thinking to look out for, etc.>>33736247hey good one anon, i'm glad you made it work out then :D>>33736242being vague. is this what being on a date with you is like, or are you being shy on an anonymous internet forum and not offering details? (which is totally fine if true but just say that lmao)
>>33736260because, according to the latest DSM, the massive majority of men out there aren't pedophiles
>>33736260this is the only anon ITT right now that is asking the real questions
>>33736256no gf
>>33736262Retard book for retards
>>33736262The chart says “normal men”
>>33736266how convenient, believing only what you want to believe. A comfy delusion, for sure.
>>33736248MaleI hate AI shit
>>33736256Because I am isolated and unable to connect with other people it feels like I am the only person in the planet
>>33736267gomenasorry, a correction:the massive majority of normal men out there aren't pedophiles
>>33736270In any other time you'd be called a narcissist
>>33736268I just can't take a manual that gets changed 80% every edition serious
>>33736226No YOU.
>>33736254When you say people around, do you mean people that you're with or strangers?
>>33736256i'm actually pretty happy, but i get sad slumps from missing my ex. it's been getting better but i've JUST got out of one of those slumps like a week ago
>>33736246nah. We exist. I'll be driving along the 110 if you want to find me. Look for the fuzzy dice in the mirror
>>33736273How?
>>33736274can we see these changes?
>>33736277Why do you miss her
>>33736278>110I'm sorry you're trapped in the worst state in this country
>>33736280Go ahead
>>33736261>are you being shyyea
>>33736272But that chart specify normal men being pedophiles with no clarification
>>33736279because when you're talking to other people your head is full of thoughts about yourself rather than the company you are with
>>33736276Either. I mean that I don’t want to be alone when it happens.
>>33736286A huge majority of the men in the chart aren't attracted to prepubescent children, hence they aren't pedophiles.
>>33736288That is not what happens
>>33736281only person i've ever known/dated that has made me feel like i came out of a relationship more than when i went in, we also were both very much in live when we separated. i whine about it here from time to time, i'm sure you'll come across the lore eventually
>>33736286nta but it doesn't say anything about the number of subjects they used or the percentage of the population who are pedophiles.
>>33736293Why'd you guys separate?
Women with really big booties. Is wiping a challenge?
>>33736290That's fine. Where do you frequent where you'd be open to being approached by a man?
>>33736253Yes, just send me an e-mail and we can set up a time and locationmoot@4chan.org
Why are there good women here but no good men
>>33736300Where
>>33736295it's complicated, but we were both traumatized (in different ways) by our childhoods, and the issues from that started making the relationship untenable for her (well, plus she also kind of has a tendency of dropping off the face of the earth, been that way our whole lives from the time we've met pretty much)>>33736285are you shy on dates?
>>33736300Women feel that way because they don't like men.
>>33736229Women: Would you date me knowing all of this?
>>33736304>are you shy on dates?i try not to be
>>33736291Okay what is a normal man
>>33736304>plus she also kind of has a tendency of dropping off the face of the earthit's a BPDemon. Bang some other girl and you'll be over the succubus within 3 days
>>33736310but your natural inclination is to be it seems. when you're on a date, are you worrying that you are coming off as shy?
>>33736298Baseball games. And I travel a lot so plane/train, but don’t ask mid travel that’s awkward
>>33736311a normal miserable pile of secrets
>>33736314she may genuinely be the only women in the world that deserves love
>>33736317Yep, learn to read charts
Idiots too stoned stupid to not stink up the place with their weed again. All weed smokers are dumbfuck druggies who can't see themselves for what they really are because of the smoking. Especially the women. Take your puke smelling plant and ingest those dumbfuck-making particles into your lungs in hellDumb stoner bitches, what's wrong with you?
>>33736319If she has a tendency to "drop off the face of the earth" it's because she a selfish asshole. Why would you want to be with someone like that?
>>33736315yes
Femanons, how would you feelAbout your boyfriend getting dominated by another man socially? Say this other man is Man A. Everyone laughs at Man As jokes and he’s the center of attention, non one cares for your man. Man A has more money to spend , Man A leads the social direction, Man A makes your husband seem like a subordinate. Would this situation change how you feel about your husband?
>>33736064In the interest of transparency and honesty I will post my results.Although this highly scientific study suggests otherwise, I assert that I am not a narcissist. Arrogant and egotistical, sure. But not a narcissist.
>>33736334>I'm not a narcissist>says the tripfag
>>337363164'10 Japanese femanon?
>>33736334Eggman is awesome though.
Females:How would you feel if you found out your boyfriend used a vibrator/dildo. There was nothing else off about him and he wasn't into any weird sex stuff, but on some nights he'd use one on himself in the shower before bed and in the mornings
>>33736064Ooh, almost missed this one. Guess I should have expected this result...
>>33735969I haven't myself as I'm a permavirgin but I've seen it happen with friends and coworkers, I've never seen any repercussions except once where management said no dating coworkers and everybody laughed at their attemptInterestingly the only manager/employee relationships I've seen have been between female managers and male employees
>>33736338Does he scream “THAT HITS THE SPOT OUUUUU YEAAAAAA” when he uses it. If he does, I’m cool with it. If not. Get that dildo out my sight.
I just want him to love me but Im so disgusting
Femanons, why aren't you concerned about the birth rate?
>>33735643>that innocent looking girl you barely know but yoi secretly loveThe only girls I love are the ones that look like they could have bodies in their fridges
>>33736332This seems more like a male fantasy than reality
>>33736329when a friend group we were both a part as teens did me very dirty, she was the ONLY person out of the group to acknowledge how fucked up it was, and she did it of her own accord. we were not even particularly close, then.if she needs to drop off the face of the earth every now and then to cope, then so be it. she's more than earned it with the shit she's been through. beautiful soul with damaged past, not ugly soul with damaged past.>>33736330what is the nightmare question or topic? when you're sitting there, trying to make sure you look normal, what are you praying does not come up?
>>33736336Yeah!!hehe hi, how are you?
everytime i see an alt girl in a baggy shirt i always think "HOLY SHIT LET ME SHE/THEM TIDDIES PLEASE" in a respectful and gentlemanly manner
>>33736346I am though
>>33736345No ur not
>>33736352>what are you praying does not come up?my inexperience the fact that i still live with my parents all the time i wasted doing nothing with my life
>>33736352Do you want to be with someone whose first response, their NATURAL INCLINATION in the face of fear/discomfort/sadness whatever negative emotion is to run away? Dude, that's fucking retarded. She's not running to you, she's running away from you. She'll ditch you for good one of these days and you'll remember this post and it will haunt you forever until you learn to cut the dead weight
>>33736346I'm concerned about myself
How do i find out if girl is single or not, without directly asking her?I chat with this girl or two pretty often at my gym and they always have this grin on their faces and are generally super cutesy to me waving hi and bye to me, but im not sure if either of them are singleAlso theres pretty large age gap between us
>>33736346The world is not good enough for children.
>>33736355NTADid you really get asked out by a guy here last week?
>>33736362mind sharing the ages? I just need a better understanding of the situation. Typically, you usually have to be 18+ to be in a gym or accompanied with an adult so you're probably fine.
>>33736342"LEMME TELL YUH SUHMTHIN, IMMABOUTTA SNAP ONTO THIS SLIM JIM BROTHER"
>>33736355Hi!I'm doing alright, just getting ready for bed after reading this berserk chapter. How's your afternoon over there?
>>33736365They are like 18 I'm 33
>>33736369based
>>33736364Yeah. It was sweet, but I said no.
I wish I could eat the salt off of your lost faded lips
>>33736369My advice is simply to handle the situation with immense care. Maybe they're "mature" enough, maybe they're not. Just don't put anything you do have at risk for something you may potentially gain. She's probably single but I doubt you may be the only person she does that with, especially considering she's in a gym surrounded by tons of other guys.Also, damn dude you're 33 yet she's choosing you out of everyone else? Share the workout routine lol.
>>33736342>>33736366https://voca.ro/17XGK14TB2wH
>>33736373Aw, why not?
Did anyone watch the movie speak no evil? Why did they make the dad such a giant feminine cuck ?
>>33736368Ah nice. I never finished Berserk, but I’ve been meaning to read it since fromsoft is inspired by it. Afternoon is good! I’m down with work and I just sat down with tea and ready to play, hehe~
How do I meet older, loser type women who've visibly never dated before? I'm talking 30-40 year olds
>>33736382never saw it but please elaborate?
I have a huge crush on Spencer from iCarly
>>33736381I don’t know anything about him, I think he was 10 years older than me too. This isn’t the ideal place to meet people
>>33736364Tbf it wasn’t exactly “I love you, please date me!!”
>>33736385>the mom apparently cheated on the dad and the dad did nothing about it>the main antagonist constantly pushes boundaries (he is a pretend friend) and instead of standing up for his family he just goes “well, okay, let’s try it” despite the mom trying to tell him things aren’t safe>the family is being targeted by the main antagonist and in the final act the dad acts like a whiny bitch and hides while the mom saves everyone’s lives and mostly fights back by herself
>>33736383>I’ve been meaning to read itYou should, it's really good. I'm on chapter 11 now> I’m down with work and I just sat down with tea and ready to playDo you start work early? I'd love to get off work at 2pm lol
>>33736346I will not be birthing more wageslaves. My wish is for the birth decline to plummet so bad… humanity goes extinct and is free from it all. Birthing babies is not just birthing cute babies. It means creating more humans that go through complex life experiences and thoughts, and illnesses.. at the end of the day the average human lives an average life wageslaving away and it only benefits the rich.
>>33736392Oh pfft, that’s nothing.
>>33736360actually she is the opposite. i appreciate your concern but you do not have a handle at ALL on the circumstances, here, not even a little bit. i'm not saying she's perfect, in fact she quite fucked me over with how she ended things, but i love her to bits warts and all, and i will never be sorry for that. people are more than their issues, you know.>>33736359now this might sound like a trite question, but why are those topics the ones that you are worrying about the most? there's a common theme among them, you know.
>>33736376I wouldnt say shes "choosing" meShes just being flirty and nice to me and her sister too.Or, you know, im misreading signals and they are being just friendly.But they do both stalk my ig stories constantly and shit, and we chat whenever they get close and they giggle and shit.Sure, its just attention seeking maybe.For reference im 6'2 250lbs https://streamable.com/8h95d5
Can't sleep hekp
>>33736382Why is (((hollyweird))) pushing the "all men are useless clowns that women should hate"I dont know anon
>>33736382The original one or the american
WomenWould you date a guy that gets so attached to stray cats that he worries about them when he isn't around them?There's this orange cat at work that I think someone dumped and I don't think he knows how to cat so the only food he eats is what I give him. He doesn't hang out anywhere near the other cats either
>>33736393maybe it's a self-insert for the writers lol>>33736400Well, they both stalk your social media. They're giving you attention, according to you they giggle and laugh when you're in their presence. You seem like a big guy too and the fact you even workout at all is going to be attractive since it shows dedication and passion. I wouldn't think it's that far out there to think that they may like you, anon. Try putting yourself out there and return some of the energy, make them notice that you're noticing them.
>>33736404someone is doing a little fishing, i see
>>33736407WdymI'm just curious if I'm too neurotic for other people
>>33736395I was up at 0400, I’m very tired. My days vary. You going to bed? What time is it there, or where are you
>>33736293>>33736304>>33736352This is frustrating to see, I've had exactly the same experience with my first GF. I respect the way you feel, but this isn't healthy, for her or you.Are you the one I talked to before about their relationship?
>>33736403The American
>>33736404As long as the worrying doesn't venture off into crybaby territory.
>>33736398People read too much into things, it’s sorta sadI wonder if that guy still posts
As someone who’s never been or met someone autistic, what is it about autism and other neurodivergence’s that make it hard to date? I assume most of you guys are high functioning too.
>>33736411no, i don't think you're neurotic at all. i hope you can find what you're looking for.
What's the appropriate response when I invite a girl to do something with me and she asks if anyone else is coming but I don't really want to invite anyone else? Acquiesce and make her comfortable for now and just start as friends or make my "well maybe I want to date you but I wanna get to know you more to find out" intentions clear? I'm not sure how to express myself.
>>33736418depends on the autism, most of the ACTUAL autistic people I've met aren't even that bad. The only "bad" ones are the scary, sporadic, unstable autists who are unpredictable.
should I blow ~$100 on a walking treadmill
>>33736412nta, what is your job? are you like a travelling sales person?
>>33736420Just be upfront and say “I haven’t invited anyone else, I wanted it to be a one on one outing”
>>33736415What counts as crybaby territory? I'm trying to figure out how to catch him rn>>33736419Thanks anon
>>33736413yes, same person. i recall our circumstances, situations, and sentiments being quite different. i am not elaborating on a lot of details out of respect for her privacy, which i think is making the situation seem worse than it actually is.
>>33736425Either talking about it too much to the point where other conversations can't breathe or getting too emotional about it, to the point where it may come off as fake or dramatic. I like my men on the tougher side so take my opinion with a grain of salt.
>>33736236it's not even bad yet. I used to watch MLP in the large public auditorium by myself until 5 in the morning during senior year and in my politics class I wrote and presented on anonymous and chanology :^)
>>33735887M136Almost all of my points were from being a virgin and not having a gf lolGuess I'm a Chad Virgin?
>>33736430Oh I see, thanks for explaining, with this place and the current social climate I'm never sure what crybaby actually meansI'm not on the tougher side but I don't think I fit your definition of crybaby either, thanks for your input
>>33736434>Guess I'm a Chad Virgin?The normal saying is "failed normalfag"
>>33736422you should just walk/run outside, it's freeee!
>>33736435Yeah, no problem. I think it's good that you care about animals honestly. It would be worse if you didn't hahah.
>>33736412Wow that's really early, I usually get up at 7. I only need about 6 and a half hours of sleep>You going to bed? What time is it there, or where are youUnfortunately :/I live in Chicago, it's almost 12:30am / 0030
>>337358878.5, but since I hate myself, I'll round down to a whole 8.M. Women would rather sl**h their own wrists than be seen near me.
>>33736429Very true, though this new information makes me worry more about the possibility of intermittent reinforcement. When a behavior (pining for her) is rewarded (her return) only some of the time, which makes it more persistent because the reward is unpredictable.
>>33736423I’m a paralegal. I do research and investigation. I travel a lot but not to sell stuff. What do you do?
Girl here.What's a sure-fire way to tell a man you have the hots for him over Instagram DMs?For the record, he lives in a different country than I do but I'm very infatuated by him. What works?
state sex and your favorite site listed: https://files.catbox.moe/1bu8uq.webm
>>33736441Oh. That’s late then. Good night!
>>33736436I went on a date two weeks ago and chose to just be friends with the girlI genuinely feel like I'll get a gf soon
>>33736446> he lives in a different country
>>33736447I ain't clicking that bait link, BRAH!
GenderHow do you react when people are gossiping about you? Do you correct the rumor mill or just ignore it?
>>33736401put on some white noise (via YT) or... ASMR.
>>33736455I'm not in middle school so I don't have to worry about that.
>>33736455MaleI make it worse and exacerbate whatever they say even more
>>33736399>actually she is the oppositeHow so?>in fact she quite fucked me over with how she ended thingsBecause she doesn't value your relationship. That is my point>people are more than their issues, you know.I agree but not in this case, she's consumed by her issues and let's them effect her life in such a way that she cuts off people close to her (you) and based off of my experience, has many other bad habits/actions that are all driven by her "issues". I'm just looking out for you. You're right in that I don't know everything that's going on but I'll leave you with this: she is not worth your time and she's suckered you in and she KNOWS what she's done to you and loves knowing that you're still thinking about her while she gets to fuck off and be a self destructive cunt. She'll come crawling back to you in an even more damaged state then when she left and expect you to pick up the pieces. If this is what you want, then by all means, continue clinging onto her. However, if you'd like to save the next decade+ of your life from hell (yes, literal hell), I'd suggest taking a week to numb yourself through some vice, be it video games for 16 hours per day, alcohol, weed, etc. Clean up on the 8th day, and then that following weekend, you will go out and meet a woman and just talk to her. You don't need to date her, you don't need to fuck her right then and there; just talk to her for an hour and see how relieved you'll feel when you realize not every woman is batshit insane and some will treat you like a human, regardless of whatever personal issues they have. You both have your issues, so why didn't you fuck her over like she did to you? Think about it for more than 5 minutes. Remove yourself from the stranglehold she has over your conscience
>>33736452how do you not know what catbox is yet?
>>33736455Depends if it’s positive or not. I’m a pretty keep to myself quiet person though. When people gossip about me it’s usually bullshit or people wondering if I just secretly hate everyone
>>33736401Might be worth trying to find something boring and dull to listen to. Something you can focus on, but it's banal enough that you just get lulled to sleep.>>33736455M, I think it's best to ignore it unless directly asked about it. Don't roll in the mud with them.
WE ARE SO FUCKED AS A SPECIES >>33736455IGAF get off the fucking internet its killing us>>33736418imagine you open up your mouth to speak and everyone looks at you like you're speaking fucking bengali.Imagine not having default canned reactions to things that you DO NOT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT.
Femanon, I like you. But only platonically. I didn’t mean to imply otherwise.
>>33736465A very wise anon. I hope he listens. Losing years of your life for somebody like that is awful.
>>33736064>https://www.idrlabs.com/sonic-syndrome/test.phpfuck. how do i not kill myself i was never meant for this
>>33736455FNow I confront it, don’t let people get away with being a shit person
>>33736451Why do you assume my post is bait?
>>33736447is heyuri on there its scrolling too fast my eyes hurt but it just looks like a bunch of dead chans
>>33736446Compliment him. What is he into?
>>33736485based.Slay them good, sis!
>>33736490NTATell us.. moar?
Either gender, about what time do you normally go to bed? What's your getting-ready-for-bed routine like?
>>33736064FJesus fucking Christ
>>33736470Yep...100%.
>>33736446>Instagram DMs>infatuated>different country>the hots>girl here.Not saying it is or is not but those are the pop outs after doing a quick scan.
>>33736499Wowee, what a catch!
>playing Pac-Man World 2 with my boyfriend>we're doing time trials, where you try to beat levels fast>you can collect clocks to take seconds off your time>he's stuck trying to get a -5 second clock>I tell him he's wasted more than five seconds trying to get it>"I don't care if it takes me ten minutes, I'm getting that damn clock!"Men...Why are you like this
>>33736496Basically, I met this incredible guy on IG. The problem is, he lives in Israel and I live in Canada (both of us are Jewish, obviously). There is no way I'm travelling over there when there's a war going on, maybe after a ceasefire.I've conversed with him a few times but it hasn't been anything serious. I really want to meet up with him but I have to indicate to him that I'm romantically interested in him first.>>33736493>What is he into?He's a music producer.
>>33736490>>33736501oops>>33736499(‘-‘*ゞ how do you do it
>>33736504>he lives in Israel and I live in Canada (both of us are Jewish, obviouslLOL
>>33736503Persistence/hard-headed.Not a "Moid" thing (only).
>>33736498MWhenever I start dozing off is the time I go to bed, and I just hop in bed. No real routine to speak of.
>>33736504OHHH, that's easy.You share the same background, so... it's not a problem to just say the usual courting stuff.
>>33736511>the usual courting stuff....which is?
>>33736503He knows it's possible, he knows he can do it, he refuses to just give up because that would mean admitting defeat.
>>33735433What would she be holding in the gender swapped version of this picture?
>>33736515PC
>>33736513"hey, I like your -something about his profile-"."Oh, I did just noticed, you're **wish - so am I! ^_^"etc.
>>33736511There isn't a single Jewish "courting".
>>33736515Switch
>>33735452M. Yeah. Wake me people have stopped nagging about halloween.
>>33736515A PS5 as well.Grills like PS5s, too. (or Nintendo Switch... or some lavish purse).
>>33736515A GOLDEN spatula, duhhhh!
>>33736519otay
>>33736519Tell him to have an easy fast for Yom Kippur.
>>33735615>This is becoming scary. Stop contacting me and never talk to me again. Don't reply to this message.Worked on me. I never spoke a word to her again.
> It is easier for women to flirt with men, then the other way around.> success not guaranteed though
>>33735661I don't understand how you're supposed to interpret this. The percentages don't add up.
State gender.Is not liking coffee a turn-off?
>>33736504Ask him if he wants to video call. Wear something sexy.
>>33735666No, that would not be ok. Stop acting like a dum dum.
>>33736534MaleNoIf you don't like coffee or tea though that's a turn off for me personally cuz I like making hot drinks for people I like
>>33735615You miserable, shrimp-dick, asshole! Stop stalking me, or I'm gonna get my whole family to hunt you down, and break all your fucking bones, permanently! Plus, I'll get the cops to give you a long, hard visit - this is your final warning.
>>33736529the fuck did you do>>33736534im at the age where disliking anything that has an addictive substance cant be a turn off. The less stupid shit you have to rely on the better
I will hate and avoid women, for they've given me no reason not to.
>>33736534FI don’t care
>>33736527Don't think he's religious/observant at all but I will.>>33736535Good idea.
>>33736534MHardly. There's way worse things that would turn me off.
>>33736542>for they've given me no reason not to.Warm fleshy hole
>>33736533It just measures how closely you match that profile I'm pretty sure. So anon matches Vanilla 85% of the way.>>33736534M, not for me, and I hope it isn't for women either because I've never had coffee before.
>>33736544wow, you ignored my actual advice.what a bitch (lasagne)!
>>33736546That I would have no access to regardless.
>>33736504> Leaf womanWhy not look locally? Are you THAT thirsty? lmao
>>33735718No, body fat percentage compares the amount of fat you have in relations to your total body weight.BMI compares your body weight to your height, ignoring the composition of your body.BMI is much easier to measure than body fat percentage.
>>33735745Out of those pictures I have a strong preference for the 21-23% one.
>>3373571810 answers from fat women with cellulite who are very observant about what body fat a guy has and even ask him before they consider going out with him
>>33736418for me it is 100% just self-isolation, i could go meet and mingle with women and do just fine, i like amusing people and clowning so yeah idk. i'm not sure to what degree my behavior in a relationship is caused by childhood circumstances or genuine personality, but i think i make an okay partner>>33736443to be clear, her coming and going is over the course of our very long friendship, not the relationship. i also wouldn't pine for her, i didn't really even have (conscious) feelings for her until just over a year ago.>>33736465>How so?like i mentioned before, i don't want to give up a lot of details, but she had a big tendency to self-sacrifice to appease, to a self-harming degree. i am sorry that you both were so harmed by people to end up so black pilled. and i mean that, too, you guys (Ohio was, at least, but the way you're talking I am certain you must have been as well) were harmed to a big degree by women.we aren't in contact at the moment, but we have had a couple of exchanges since. last i heard, she was doing very well with therapy. our last interaction was very heavy, but in it she went *out of her way*, again with no prompting, to meet my specific needs (in a way that was good for her and me, too). she has already demonstrated positive change to me. i tried getting over her, from april to basically yesterday, and i mean really, really tried, and it failed miserably while causing nothing but stress from the cognitive dissonance i was artificially making.i do not like dating. i do not like being vulnerable to others, friends, family or otherwise. i do not like systematically doing this, i find it utterly intolerable. like pulling teeth. i am not looking for a relationship generally, not now, maybe in the future if we're in the timeline where things never recover between her and i, but that is very unlikely by this point (considering the >decade long friendship). like easily at least 95% of the assumptions you're making are simply wrong.
>>33735895... More wishes?
>>33735895Daily beatings for every woman.
>>33735895To win the lottery, so I can help my family and donate the rest to charities.
Good night femanons <3Men can eat shit and go to hell
>>33736064>sonic-syndromeI'm not doing that.
>>33735895To win the lottery without buying tickets, so that I can keep all of the money for myself.
>>33736560> if we're in the timeline where things never recover between her and i, but that is very unlikely by this point (considering the >decade long friendship)Nta but this is a complete cope, she’s very likely already moved on while you’re here making up reasons to not move onIt’s over, it’s done, move on with your life
>>33736568Kill yourself. This is a misogyny general.
>>33736568No, thanks. I don't like poo. And you can step on a LEGO ;)
>>33736568I don't understand this level of simping at all
>>33736455People don't gossip about me, or if they do I don't know about it.
Good morning to the femanons, I hope your day goes wellexcept to the non-blonde ones, you can go eat shit and die. Redheads, you're good tho
>>33736578Step 1: identify femanon vulnerabilitiesStep 2: anonymously poke at these vulnerabilitiesStep 3: be kind and supportive when they need support from you bullying them
>>33736582All can go to hell (including the red hair ones, which I like)
>>33736574well like i said, i have no interest in dating outside of her, and i'm content to be alone, so there isn't really any cost in not moving on? i kinda wrote that loosely though, i was talking about friendship, not relationship. i do not genuinely know if she would get back together with me. our small discussions have not included much about the relationship, outside of when she contacted me a few months after breaking contact because she worried i was blaming myself too much for everything that happened. anyway, making peace with yourself and your choices is probably the only important aspect of moving on anyway, and i'm just about there.
>>33736534M. No. Rather a green flag.
>>33736583I don't need to be anonymous to do that, that's basically what I do to everyone.
>>33736541>the fuck did you doSent her a bunch of late night drunken texts gushing about how I feel about her, after she rejected me.
>>33736582Damn.. I wish I had a Snow GF.
>>33736586>>33736584>>33736582Ayy-Too-GahAhh-Toga
>>33735433I woke up super early (2am).My fate is in your hands should I:>Start my day early?or>Shitpost and play video games then start my day as normal?
Good morning, Euros.
>>33736600yo
>>33736600Good morning, I hate women.
>>33736600It isn't a good morning.
Women, if make-up is for you, then shy don't you apply makeup to stay home all day?
>>33736597start as early as you can. Don't fuck your dopamine first thing in the morning. productive stuff, then game. It'll be easier to do more in the day that way
>>33736560Bro I dated my oneitis who I was friends with between 12 years old and 20, started dating from 20 to 24. I'm 26 now, and was left alone so she could "UH JUST FOCUS ON MYSELF" and "UGH I JUST FEEL LIKE IM LOSING MY SENSE OF SELF IN THIS HECKIN RELATIONSHIP", it's total bullshit. Had I been given the advice I'm sharing with you now, I would've just left the bitch a year into the relationship instead of wasting the additional 3 years we were together. This wasn't some slut I met at a bar. I genuinely cared about her for fucking years dude, we had all of our firsts together, first kiss, lost our virginities together, went travelling together, etc. I can go on and on but in the end, she was a trainwreck and a selfish piece of shit filled cunt. Using bpd and whatever fucking excuse she could muster for acting out, being distant, having tantrums akin to those of a 7 year old over the most minor inconveniences. After she left me (under identical circumstances to your situation btw), you know what I did? I played halo 3 big team battle for 6 hours every day after work and just turned retarded for a few days and then I talked to a woman for a few hours and the way she treated me made my year. I hadn't felt that relieved and at peace in like 2 years at that point. Kinda like the advice I was giving you before, we didn't date or have sex, I just talked to her and I immediately stopped being a mopey faggot and I thank god that I did not do anything stupid like marry or put a baby inside of that bitch. It would have ruined my life. I am much happier now because she is no longer in my life and I didn't let the absence of her (fake) love ruin me
>>33736616Mhm. It was also released broken at full price. Always made me laugh that Silverhand had to convince us that corpos are bad when it’s already established in the prologue of the game.
Foid hands
>>33736627Where?!
>>33736623Corpos ARE bad, but Silverhand did a terrible job of making that argument. He mostly just came across as an asshole. I was so tired of his shit by the end of the game.During the course of my playthrough I wen't from "Yay, Keanu!" to "Fuck you, Silverhand".
>>33736609Too late, I literally played vidya while waiting for a response lol but I'm gonna start my day now.
>>33736629Typed some of these posts. Probably. Maybe.
>>33736632You get tired of his shit because you as a character have no agency. You have to listen to his crusade of short monologues and quips and you have to be slowly “convinced” no matter what. There is no “yes, Johnny, preaching to the choir, let’s fuck shit up”
>imagine the pillow is a pair of soft breasts>feel betterits over for me...
Foid hands, on my moid dick.
>>33736637:/
>>33736641This is how I fall asleep every night.
>>33736611look anon, i'm not telling you and the others that you were wrong, or that your experiences are invalid, or whatever. you dated someone that was mentally unwell, she would treat you poorly and rely on that as an excuse, etc.this is not my situation. that was not our relationship. i do not understand what you guys are missing? we both put a genuine good faith effort to be good and accomodating to each other, and we did that until we no longer could. i am not sure what more i could reasonably expect or want?
>>33736639Yeah, maybe. I thought his quipping was pretty fun at the start.
>>33736651It’s because you’re still holding on to her and we want you to not do that because it’ll just fuck you up. Just let her go man
>>33736652Yeah! I love that character, but it was utilized so badly. Imagine playing Witcher 3, Ciri is your companion and for the entire game she is trying to convince Geralt that the Wild Hunt are really bad people. And Geralt dialogue options are;”yeah I don’t know you might be on to something”
>>33736659I haven't played The Witcher games, past the tutorial level of the first game. The prospect of playing as Geralt doesn't full me with excitement.
>>33736666Yeah it’s not for everyone and they make classic writing mistakes in all their games. They have great ideas and good characters, but don’t know what to do with them
>>33736656nah. i trust my gut way more than anons here, no offense, and gut says "roll dice". yesterday was me discovering that this conviction is in fact not a cope, which is originally why i was posting about it yesterday, because this feels like a weird thing to feel peace over, but it does. build the sort of life i'd have wanted with her on my own, and she is more than welcome to come join me or not; i am content either way.
>>33736608You won't believe this
Is Swiss Lilac?
>>33736681Swiss isn't anything but whore.
>>33736686Shut up simp
>>33736683a. You are ESL2. That does not answer my question
>>33736695a. 2.?
>>33736175Get therapy
>>33736698Not as hot as 2B
>>33736689Full belly empty balls
>>33735898Sounds mega based, but what should she have known?
>>33736707Is said "chad" a poorfag?
>>33736683Teehee...!
Another morning, another time my balls feel like they are about to burst and my cock is already leaking...
>>33736702Remember that phase, is was like printing money in the cosplay world
>>33736715>t. Not Chad
>>33736707>>33736718What's the difference between dab Chads and litty Chads? Which ones are more powerful?
Why is the thread so slow today?
>>33736716How'd you make your bread?
>>33736728Softcore
>>33736725Still deciding on which femanon to jerk it to.
>>33736725Americans have gone to bed and euros have gone to work.
>>33736730Via OF?
>>33735762AI general just to see what creativity they've got going in there lol, and creampie stuff..and stuff like facials
>>33736736Yeah
>>33736716Would you put it on again for me?
>>33736737Based cum enjoyer.
>>33736741If we were gf/bf yeah
>>33736498I have no getting ready routine, I wish I had someone prescribe me something that would knock me out with 0 side effects.
>>33736746Wishing to be handed an easy solution without putting in any of the work yourself. Typical.
>>33736743^_^
>>33736748for going to bed, you idiot?
>>33736745Hot.Do you get a lot of advances when cosplaying? Like DMs or people approaching you?Or do you already have a bf and followers know that?
>>33736750>I wish I had someone prescribe me something that would knock me out with 0 side effects.You can't even see it, can you?
>>33736753hey let that anon dream of optimizing his sleep, whats the harm?
>be child>want to socialise with others>get rejected>go into your own corner>those same children will now act like victims because you don't want to be around them and all the blame gets put on you>this keeps on happening regardless of ageWords cannot describe how much I hate normalfaggots.
>>33736746If you're F, just let me dick you down.If you are M, get somebody to suck you off.
Why are you in mental and spiritual pain?
>>33736755The harm is him dreaming about it instead of doing what he needs to do for real. And also this his attitude towards it reflects a general and prevalent attitude towards everything, in society in general. It's always someone else who's got to fix everything for you.
>>33736462M, I've found this can backfire pretty bad.
>>33736756>>those same children will now act like victims because you don't want to be around them and all the blame gets put on youCan't say I relate.
>>33736755You are evil.
>>33736764That happened to me in school and I got in trouble with the teachers for it. The most important thing I learned from school is to distrust authority.
>>33736752DMs yeah. I don’t do this in public and they don’t recognize me there so don’t get approached for that. I don’t have a bf, my followers know
>>33736767Kek, same here. I despise all teachers.
>>33736769NTA. Would you ever do g/g or b/g?
>>33736769>I don’t have a bfWhy not?You're probably a hot minx.
>>33736455mi am not around people enough to have rumor mills about me, i don't think? but i would absolutely confront the people doing it. depending on the circumstances and person, that could range from a simple private discussion to putting them in a situation where they are forced to admit it around other friends before excising them from my life
>>33736760I'm a terrible person who almost speedran ruining my life and now it plays on repeat in my head daily and im stuck with phantoms haunting every second of my pathetic existence and i dont know if it's even worth salvaging or if i should just kill myself.I cant walk past trains without thinking about whether they're moving fast enough to crush me instantly, i cant walk by the bridge without thinking about if it's high enough to kill me. i feel like i should see everything through to the end but it's hard and i feel like something is physically wrong with my brain. i am deeply unwell
>>33736769>I don’t have a bfNo such thing as a single woman. Quit lying, whore.
>>33736767Funny how we had different experiences but learned the same thing. Guess school did it's job.
>>33736760>>33736775i also constantly feel active, deep rage. I hate everyone and every side to every different situation. Every reaction to anything makes me seethe for a completely different reason
>>33736775>I cant walk past trains without thinking about whether they're moving fast enough to crush me instantly, i cant walk by the bridge without thinking about if it's high enough to kill me.This is a shit way to live. I'm sorry for you. Have you seriously considered psychiatric help?
>start a niche watchbrand>days after launching the site already have an inbox of a certain demographic trying to lowball me and offering me ''saar we can help you with SEO service pls''
>>33736785I'm getting a hormone panel first, because I think something is out of wack there. After that I know that I need serious psychiatric help and i think i might be bipolar :(I don't know if it's primarily the mental illness causing the nonstop thought loops, or just the fact that I'm a soulless husk of a poorly raised human being.No one believes me. They all think im normal.
>>33736773At this point are you a failure if you live with your parents or has society failed you in place of favoring criminal immigrants because they have a different skin color?
>>33736790Hope you can get the help you need.
>>33736789>niche watchbrandA what not?
>>33736792Probably a little of both some are more failures others are more failed by society but I think a lot of people are unnecessarily struggling for politicians to feel good about themselves via virtue signaling or making more money
>>33736792The funny thing is that ENTjeet is still living with his parents in Australia in his mid 30s. Everything he posts is a projection.
>>33736808why are you posting random screenshots? Are you mentally deteriorating?
Is it morally right to pump n dump a single mom after promising her a long term commitment?
>>33736794I machine custom watches as a hobby, now I started a shopify store
>>33736814Oh "watch brand".
>>33736816why are you posting ugly brown arms at me? Are you mentally deteriorating?
Anons. What if everything goes well
>>33736828so you think you're ugly and feel shame over your race and are seething so hard over some random person from a month ago that you not only took screenshots, but have to post them at me. Got it.
>>33736835have you ever thought of getting a new schtick? Every time I come back here, you're posting the exact same things with the exact same images. Surely you have better things to be doing.
>>33736840
>>33736843
>>33736851i havent posted here in about three months. Your schizo is in another castle. Do post more screenshots though. I want to see more innocuous posts that make your paper thin ego quake.
>>33736855if you're not him replying to himself please just ignore
Why does fb keep sending me ads about private schools? Shouldn’t it know that I’m not a teenager n’or am I a parent?
>>33736811It's fucked up, why couldn't you just be fwb.
is it common to have a body fat% that is close to your bmi?mine seem to be 21% and 19>>33736600good morning (late & awful time to come here)>>33736559what are you even saying
>>33736867>guy>uses anime girl reaction images to post about his bodySo annoying...
>>33736871just because i used a low quality character doesn't mean that i'm a guy tho
Which country produce the foreigners that are less likely to respect your local customs and culture?
see you when he's done i guess
Women, do you get ingrown nipple hair? How do you fix it?
>>33736874Post hands.
>>33736863FWBs are harder to get if you're an average guy. You have to pretend that you want a LTR if you want hook-ups as an average guy.
>>33736878I enjoy that not only does the nation look like a poo in a loo, against the porcelain background, but also they chose brown as the color to color the graph with lmfao
>>33736881maybe i'd consider it when at least certain people are not around anymore
>>33736886Post it on soc atoga, the spammer is not there.
>>33736878Do you know that they have an annual festival where they throw balls of cowshit?Like a giant snowball fight but with cow’s shit.
>>33736887fair, but i've never been there, do i just drop it like that?
>>33736890Yeah, sure, people post themselves or parts every now and then. >>>/soc/34366981
>>33736888To be fair, as someone who lives on a farm, cow and other farm herbivore shit is actually way less toxic than carnivore/human shit. You can legit eat small quantities or get it up your nose or in your mouth and you'll be fine. If you come into human or carnivore shit in the same manner you have to go to the hospital to make sure you didn't contract something.It's why herbivore like cows, sheep, and horse manure is used for fertilizer. It isn't considered a bio-hazard.
>>33736861as if he's intelligent enough to post anything but the same 10 indian memes, give me a break
>>33736894>as someone who lives on a farmI thought this was the beginning of an amazing roast, but was disappointed by normal conversation.
>>33736896I'm not even Indian and I know those are for burning because they have a holy holiday legit called "Pooja" and I even knew a girl by the same one.>>33736898Imagine trying to roast someone by starting with "I work on a farm"
>>33736900yeah, i feel bad for you man. Rough life
>>33736878What are thing they do in your country, that show they don’t want to fit in?I’ll start.>They fill a form for a student canadian student visa>Pick the only province that speak French>Take an English Cegep>There is one mandatory course for FSL in their entire program>Organise protest saying that having a French class is discriminatory against them, because they don’t know FrenchAnother oneThey fill form for religious dicrimination when kids get’s their dagger confiscated in primary school.
>>33736904Indians don't farm
>>33736908Indian isn't even Curry, its a British invention the soldiers invented and brought back home after conquering India and then the Indians stole it and brought it back to India and then pretended they invented it.
>>33736902>Hollyday in India>Burn cow poo>Called Poo-Ja
>>33736913Ik, it writes itself
i posted the cadaveric arm now tell me if it's normal
>>33736916https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC8426735/
>>33736920See my reply there.
>>33736771What is g/g or b/g?>>33736772Thanks! Busy, and I really like being inside when I’m not busy.
>>33736925I'm not clicking that
i've posted skelly hand now reply
>>33736933Because it’s from the American government?It’s a study their national Medical association made about the use of cow dong and pee to cure Covid-19 in India.Basically it’s inaffective, but also it provide them with a natural boost in chlamedia and tuberculosis, as well as multiple other disease that are nearly extinct around the world.
>>33736920Looks normal to me. Maybe a bit skinny but nothing to worry about. Certainly very holdable.
>>33736955well i'll never think that my hands are normal but i meant >>33736867
If you were a cigarette company would you pay influencers to make a campagn about body positivity were you promote models with yellow teeth?
>>33736957>i'll never think that my hands are normalWhy not?
>>33736964i'm just very skelly in my lower arms and legs, it mostly bothers me on my hands because i get to see them more often ofc
Seems like ENTJ didn't have a loicense to shit outside of the designated shitting areas.State gender. When was the last time you got fined?
Goodnight /atoga/I wonder if I'll ever know what it's like to go to sleep with a woman in my arms
>>33736971It is amazing. I couldn't believe how soft, smooth and warm her skin was. But not every girl has smooth skin sadly.
>>33736968Pale NEET femanon hands are the sexiest though.
goodmirning starshine, the earth says hello
>>33736949>Because it’s from the American government?No, it's just that JH is too dumb to read URLs.
fission mailed, deploying therapeutic perseus-kun butt across the thread as a sign of sisterhood to the other femanon
*stands up* I am JH. *another persons stands up* No, I am JHz. *third person stands up* No! I am JH! *more and more people stand up and chant together* I am JH! I am JH!
>>33737003This spam is exceptionally boring.
>>33736932>What is g/g or b/g?Girl/Girl, Boy/Girl.Basically, would you ever make content with someone else?
>>33736989
>>33737006i've only posted it three times counting this one, this is a secret code message not meant for you anon
>>33736949I'm AmericanLMFAO, well it makes sense Hinduism says that both poo and pee from cows are divine and can cure illnesses like the Ganges River, so it makes sense they would try to justify their religious teachings with science.>>33737002JH is never up this early
>>33737011Send it to her in Discord. Oh wait, she doesn't like you enough to exchange contacts with you. You are boring and repetitive.
>>33737014she knows i'm not a homosexual but maybe you can show me how you can seduce her with your thicc butt?
Anyone want to add me on discord so I can ghost you?
>>33737003my mission to slay Medusa is serious business, not an invitation for you to leer at my meaty calves and legendary dumptruck, the final and most valuable gift I received from the Gods to aid me in my journey.
>>33737019ouch
>>33737002>>33737005>>33737013Fuck you guys. I just got a moment to myself at work and see this shit. At least wait until I'm ITT to start this.
>>33737031So won't the real JH please stand up please stand up
Who’s here September 2025?
Are the subs of atoga ready for locktober?
Do you guys also hate when you’re in ahurry in the morning and you have to shit?
>>33737039Y
Just came inside my gf ama
>>33737043did you let her do the same?
>>33737032You don't want her to stand up, last time she sat down she crushed her dog to death
>>33737055I've never had a dog, keep your fetish fanfics to yourself.
>>33737043Ama is a very weird name.
>>33737055No, she broke one of the big and dark horse dildos in half.
>>33737062Maybe he meant to type ana but did a typo
>>33737063that's ihatewomen
>>33737056You had a dog until you sat on it
>>33737064No, Ana is my potential gf.
>>33737037hey>>33737043can i come inside tooit's cold out here
I can’t read your newest booktok dark romance because I was in a relationship with a man like that and my cptsd knows that’s trauma not romance <3
>>33737063No, I broke an old, normal dildo.
>>33736444That's cool. I do bug bounties
What's the reason to live if no woman will ever look like you like this?
>>33737067She's a whor
>>33737077What if a women lookes like you at this but she has less than beautiful facial characteristics
Is this the thread? Why is it so slow?
>>33737096People are moving on. Soon it will be only us.
i do not like /soc/
>>33737077>What's the reason to live if no woman will ever look like you like this?Food, escapisms, seeing how the world will turn before you die.
>>33737098What if we kissed in a dead thread? Jk.. unless
>>33737102its a containment board, its not meant to be liked
>>33737083You would be too, if you could be.
>>33737108*refreshes my lips* haha yh
What a weird thread, lots of ups and downs and a shitstorm or two.
>>33737133make it better then
Maybe a selfie would jolt this place
>>33737077TFW, no Euro GF.
Am the only one who feel like math class are the worst ones to take in presential?Any other subject is better with a live teacher, but math?If I need to learn to use formula, it’s best if Ipress pause and exercice myself every 10min.
WomenIs being a banker or a factory worker more attractive?>>33737135Alas nobody wants to see men :(
>>33737113Nah, I'd be a rich retired neet I could be.
>>33737139Math is trash in every single form.>>33737133Eh I got a hand out of it.
If she chose to date an abusive guy, why should I feel bad for her? You reap what you sow.
Do you feel like dating apps with ai that help you meet specific people will only benefit women, and the top 1% men?
>>33737148I don’t think about such trivial things
>>33737145>>33737139Agreed.Once I finished College several years ago, I was like Fuck yeah! Never again! I’d rather go dig ditches than do any school shit.
It's Maths
>>33737151>than do any school shit.No, it's just math that is horrific.
Women why are you so into hands
>>33737147Because you fell in love with her
>>33737159Because they're warm and big
My feet are always cold unlike my hands which are always really warm
>>33737161Never let her go
>>33737161I wouldn't fall in love with someone who makes bad decisions.
>>33737159because they grab stuff
>>33737163>me with small cold handsI should just drive off a cliff!
I need a gf so bad
>>33737077Me when when he tells me he only wants to eat my cooking for the rest of his life.
>>33737077me when he says "footfags get the rope"
GenderHave you ever kissed a stranger that was sitting next to you on a flight?
>>33737192that's very specificno
Hes right I am a loser pathetic evil ugly failed normie
>>33737139I can't speak on it as I kind of learned everything before two minutes into the class and zoned out for the rest.I actually invented permutations as a method of generating random erotic fantasy scenarios to fap to.On the other hand, I was able to tutor someone who couldn't understand math the way it's taught by explaining it in a way they understood. A book can't do that.
>>33737196>evilPost example of your phenotype and i’ll be the judge of that.
>>33737196who told you this
>>33737135Show
>>33737151>>33737157I use math every single day. Constantly....it's trigonometry that is useless bullshit for nearly everyone.
>>33737167Sure
>>33737199I look like a cartoon witch I’m not joking >>33737200This guy I know
>>33737148>the top 1% men?Why would they be using dating apps?
Is bumble any good?
>>33737206Which cartoon witch?
Anons why does Oktoberfest start in September?
>>33737139Math in general just sucks. but the math classes I did best in were the ones where the instructor could explain and reexplain. I feel like pretty much any other subject doesn't really need explanation, you can just read the book.>>33737192M, never been on a flight.>>33737206>tfw no Grunty gf
>>33737147If you chose to ask out women who would reject you, why should I feel bad for you? You reap what you sow.
>>33737211The green ones
>>33737192It's very difficult to get the first kiss with a stranger right. You want to be firm but gentle. You want to be manly but you don't want to wake her up.
>>33737218is he a goblin?
Men, you don't consider leg locking during sex to be unspoken consent to have you finish inside, right? If pulling out is established, you'd still make sure to make it a point to say you're close and need to her to stop, right?
>>33737219As if you have kissed anyone lol
>>33737223>right?Wrong. PLAP PLAP PLAPGET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT
>>33737206>I look like a cartoon witchLet me guess, pointed nose, pronounced chin, deep eyes, sharp cheek bones.I know the type.If you've got healthy skin, you're alright. If not, you can work on that.
>>33737077...slightly confused?
>>33737192MNo.I do wish that I get lucky enough to sit next to a cute girl on a flight.
>>33737226...?At university I kissed dozens of girls and I've been in several relationships.But no, I've never kissed a stranger on a flight. Probably could've on a bus once but my dad was one seat over.
>>33737227That's fine if he means it. I'm ready for a baby. But that has to be the plan.
>>33737192mno
>>33737223In that scenario, it's an indication of a change in mind but definitely not consent.If I was close, I would try to confirm where I should cum. There's the possibility of miscommunication because cooombrain but it's obviously not clear nonverbal consent. It's suggestive of it, which is insufficient.
>>33737233Sure
>>33737219I snorted air through my nose>>33737223Anon thanks to hard experience I don't even consider "yes you can come inside me, please come inside me" to be consent if we didn't discuss it beforehand.
>>33737228I’m going to kill myself
>>33737242
last time i got in a flight i was between one man who tried to hit on me and a woman who talked about her family in a slavic country
>>33737223>If pulling out is establishedThat is an absolute shit "relationship" and not one I'd ever want to be in.
>>33737241Asking in the heat of the moment feels like a bad idea. I say dumb shit in bed. So I shouldn't do anything like that unless I preface it with how critical and absolute the pulling out thing is?>>33737243That seems safest. So what sort of setting and language have you found to be best when discussing sex with your gf?>>33737249It's either that or wear a condom. Or have a kid.
>>33737248>wahhh people like me
>>33737251>It's either that or wear a condom. Or have a kid.No, it isn't.
>>33737246nta but i think she looks elegant anon! don't listen to that goblin>>33737252was i ranting?
>>33737254Birth control from my end isn't an option. So you getting snipped or what?
Tried pulling out of femanon but she leglocked me so hard she left bruises on my sides
>>33737248Last time I got on a flight I don't even remember who I was sitting next to which is impressive given it was fourteen hours>>33737251>So what sort of setting and language have you found to be best when discussing sex with your gf?gf?Answering your question -- in the middle of foreplay, desu. Or any time after we've had sex for the first time. It's hard to articulate but there's lulls in sex where you can half-stop and be like "hey, do you want me to do this btw?" and if she's in any way hesitant you say "it's totally cool if we just don't do it, I'm having a great time" and judging by her reaction you can go "let's do it next time" and she'll look relieved and say "thank you" and you'll slam your hand on her mouth and fuck her hard to quickly move past the awkwardness.I've been with a lot of shy girls
My delusions of girlboss gf have subsided. Only tradwife gf can satisfy me.
I need a big butt natural redhead with pale skin in my life.For example that cute one from my gym.Saw her staring at me from distance again yesterday...Help me atoga
>>33737258That's normally when I'd want to talk about sex, too. But it doesn't feel as serious as it needs to be for something as important as establishing hard rules and expectations with consequences as serious as getting pregnant if they're shirked. I'm new to risky sex.
>>33737264I'd say there's nothing wrong or odd with saying (as your legs are up in the air and he's about to enter you) "hey, by the way, I absolutely do not want kids. If you don't want to use a condom then you've got to pull out. Okay?"
>>33737263she's using you as a test subject to study anatomy, sorry anon
>>33737163Smol
I’m sick to my stomach right now I don’t eat I don’t sleep I do nothing but think of you
>>33737246Please don't.There are many witchy women that I have found sexy. I married one.
>>33737263Are you both regulars? Say hi
>>33737201I don't want to dox my self and get raped by the /atoga/ boogeyman
>>33737213An early excuse to drink early.
>>33737267Yes, and that has been established. But like I said initially, I like the idea of pulling him closer and locking my legs, which I've never done during sex when he was anywhere near close. So I worry that doing so out of nowhere may give him a false sense of permission to just do whatever he wants, too. I guess just saying all this right before sex could work, but spelling it out this way unprompted feels very controlling of me.
>>33737271if you continue with that you will not be able to think about them for longer tho
>>33737271You are, after all only a human bean
>>33737275that's me
>>33737288You will never have me you beast.
>>33737281I would literally just say this at any point in time, but just before sex is as appropraite a time as any. There's nothing controlling at all about saying "hey btw I instinctively lock my legs when we're having sex but I still definitely want you to pull out so tap me or let me know when you need to pull out so I can remove my legs". That's pretty close to a conversation I had recently, actually.
>>33737289wrong, i've already grabbed your ankles and you're bound to this thread now
Women were literally built
>>33737261You'll end up with a grifter trad gf many such cases.
>>33737291You will never break my spirit.
>>33737292for what?by whom?what about men?
>>33737246Kek, atoga has some funny moments
>>33737292Please kill me I am begging you
>>33737251>So I shouldn't do anything like that unless I preface it with how critical and absolute the pulling out thing is?First, I don't fucking trust pulling out to begin with. I think there's a word for people who trust that method: "parents".But that's me and I err on the side of paranoia.Second, if you're to say stupid things during sex then rules need to be established beforehand. Like "No matter what, pull out." In which case, I'm shoving you away if I can't help but cum.
>>33737296male anons, please insert instant loss 2koma dialogue in this section
>>33737255I look nothing like that woman I am so ugly and she is beautiful
>>33737248>last time i got in a flight i was between one man who tried to hit on me and a woman who talked about her family in a slavic countryI was on a flight once and I panicked, a lady helped me, wish I hadn't panicked. Too bad the airplanes are going weird, you'll have to travel by car now
>>33737243>I snorted air through my noseThat's the kind of squirting I am after!Next time drink milk!
>>33737302Cunt
Need to lose weight. And the only way I know how to do it is by running 40km.
>>33737303did you feel worse about your looks after interacting with goblin man?
>>33737309>Need to lose weight. And the only way I know how to do it is by running 40km.Why not just make healthy meal plans. Use noom for a few free months. Also sleep well.
>>33737304what made you panick?
>>33737309You'd probably be better served by tweaking your diet a bit.
>>33737256I am not your partner.
>>33737309Don't fall for the "exercise is necessary" thing, I lost all of my weight without doing really any. It helps with being healthy / building muscle and can speed up the process, but most of weight loss is just diet.
>>33737309Begin every day with a small meal with protein.Literally never eat carbs unless you are eating protein with it.Ignore weight or numbers and focus on how you clothes fit.Stay active, stretch and move every part of your body every day.Cheat. Once in a blue moon you can splurge. Don't feel guilty. Smile and enjoy it. Make it something really good and not some cheap snack. Then return to eating healthy the next day.Keep pushing to do a little more exercise each time you work out.
Women do you ever wear male underwears as shorts?
good morning everyone, how're you doing this morning?
Question for both genders: Have you ever done DVP? How was it?
>>33737311>>33737313Running is much easier. Besides I wouldn't know how to diet. That takes planning and research.>>33737320I just noticed my belly has an extra roll. I do this every 3 4 months and lose 4-5 kilos and it works just fine. Running is great and fun.>>33737323Noted.
>>33737312>what made you panick?I did something retarded and didn't realise until it was too late. I doubt I'll ever travel again.
>>33737326Double Vaginal Penetration?
>>33737320losing weight with exercise will end with you looking and feeling a lot better than losing weight through diet alone.
>>33737148I don't think it will benefit anybody because women already don't fill out their profile 99% of the time, how would AI help when it has no information?
>>33737328Why do you have to be such a vagueposting annoyance?
>>33737330Of course, I just don't want people to be stuck in the mindset that it's a requirement. Because that belief kept me overweight way longer than I would have been otherwise.
Is it better to wear maleunderwear that lif your butt or that lift your balls?
>>33737328i'm not sure what you mean but i won't ask things that are too personal, i'm sorry to hear about thati hope that you can overcome it in time however it's possible
>>33737332Because who knows who is lurking on here.
>>33737336>Is it better to wear maleunderwear that lif your butt or that lift your balls?Wear male underwear that makes your balls, pp, and butt comfortable
>>33737268no that's good, she probably has lots to Ask The Other Gender Anything and he can show off his knowledge to impress her!
My rib cage is odd. Is that a deal breaker?
>>33737299What’s funny>>33737310What goblin man
>>33737292>>33737297The most sophisticated torture device in the history of mankind...
>>33737341Yeah but I mean if you’re wearing pant which one do women pay more attention to?Ass or buldge?
>>33737271Sleep is the only place I can hold him and I overstayed in bed this morning up to my last alarm. I also felt mildly sick this morning. That scared me that maybe my period should be coming soon. But if not... I'll work on something.. just hold on ok?
One day I will meet up with some people from atoga and we will start our own mercenary band
>>33737339You think somebody here was on the same flight as the one where you shat your pants...?
>>33737349>half want to go on a raping spree>the other half want extreme judge dredd style executions of rapistsI sense a potential crack in our coalition
>>33737347Most women probably look at your face, eyes, hands and arms and sometimes butt, doubt they'd try to look at your bulge
>>33737344>What goblin manthe one who was mean to you, i know he's a goblin i've just captured him
>>33737329Yeah.
>>33737325Pretty good so far, here's hoping I can keep this momentum up through the workday. How about you, anon?>>33737327For me, it's just making better decisions, not necessarily the best ones. No more soda, no more sweets, just picking meals that are gonna fill me up without me having to shovel it down. I've lost a ton of weight this past month alone.
>>33737351jej I didn't do that, I missed my flight and panicked you dumbass troll
>>33737343How odd are we talking? You can use your ribs to walk like a gaboon viper?
I want atoga boyfriend
>>33737349can i come
>>33737356Wtf is that
>>33737359>trollRight, I am the troll...See, it wasn't that hard.
>>337373642 men penetrating 1 vagina at the same time
>>33737364How the fuck can you not understand that simple term?
>>33737365You are a bully troll...
>>33737359it's not that bad, it happens
>>33737343If you're a girl, no
>>33737362are you dumbthere's a reason why every femtogan is either an oblivious femcel or a sexually aggressive lesbian
any femanons offering to try out Double Vaginal Penetration here?
>>33737349I'll make the tshirts
>>33737362he'd be asking you questions aaall the time
>>33737373>it's not that bad, it happensI guess, I'm never getting on a plane ever again.
>>33737371Girl don't act like you are a 12 year old or I will truly bully you.
>>33737380You are a bully, so yea ofc you'd bully people online and irl
I double texted her. Are you going to arrest me?
>>33737362As if there’s any decent guy here lol
Just worked out again.It was like 90% men at my gym, why are women so lazy? Do they not get up early and work out?
>>33737362I think the nice ones are all too shy.
>>33737376>any femanons offering to try out Double Vaginal Penetration here?Stds are on a rampage anon, thats bad, youll get stds.
>>33737383I'll quit replying to you now, professional victim.
>>33737390how do you know? are you the one spreading them?
Might get an /atoga/ tattoo
>>33737386Help, my uni gym is being overrun by indians who can't bench press more than 65 lbs
>>33737391Im not. You're a dumbass bully, that's all
>>33737394Don't do that retard.
>>33737354Not real
>>33737395Organize a racial gang and force them out.
>>33737362
>>33737397Now I'm seriously considering getting it. If I regret it I'll just have it removed idc
>>33737327>Running is much easier. Besides I wouldn't know how to diet. That takes planning and research.nta but you don't need to diet. just eat less often. you're probably smart enough to be able to identify whether the issue is eating portions that are too big, eating meals too often, or snacking too often. to start, cut off all candy and carbohydrated drinks if you consume those. and then just start eating less, for example 1 less meal a day (especially if you live a sedentary life). no need to count calories. or if you're in the habit of eating an evening snack before sleeping, consider whether you actually need that.
>>33737362Most of the women here are pretty lackluster. It’s difficult to get to know more about you because you’re all too shy. I want an atoga gf but I’d like to get to know you a little more before then
>>33737405I guess I could tone down the sweets
>>33737362When I get more fit maybe, but desu I think most femanons are likely to get cold feet and not actually meet up and try and make a real relationship happen so I'm just focusing on local for now.
>bored>watch a random youtube video>some woman crashing out over being rejected at the bar>"Men are so soft these day they won't come up to you and when you do, they reject you.">Think that maybe that guy had a girlfriend and/or was there just to hang out with friends>Could have not found her attractive (She was average on the prettier side)>Literally thousands of reasons>Instead this bitch decides to crashout to the whole world for being rejected at a bar and then wishes that all men die in a warA lot of men are either pornbrained or incels but women these days are way more unhinged, he didn't want to go out with you its not that personal.
>>33737386I work out at home, simple (i don't have fancy great equipment ofc but I have weights, plates, a bar, and stuff like exercise band). I don't live in an anglo cunt and there are no womens only gyms here + I don't like to exercise around men lol.
I want an atoga gf. And I don't really want to know anything about you beforehand. You could be 40 overweight ugly have kids I would still date you for while because I think it would be funny
>>33737409america?
>>33737348Lady you need to seriously get a grip. Charlie does not post here. You’re the kind of person he’d make a video talking about and not in a good way.
>>33737413Yup, American
>>33737409>and then wishes that all men die in a warAverage social media addicted moid opinion
>>33737412gacha player
>>33737416It's not an opinion when she literally says it... I don't know why social media addicted foids think they can gaslight us out of reality when there are so many examples
>>33737406Not this anon but honestly small talk is fucking gay. I don't really think knowing about a femanons daily life or answering 20 questions matters that much. I'm way more concerned with what they want from life and from a relationship and how they feel about various things, their moods, etc.
>>33737419We are past the point of talking to women now, they won't listen, don't bother arguing with them they just want the attention.
>>33737414why did i think this was about charlie kirk and not moisty
>>33737406Am I lackluster
>>33737421what do you do here then
>>33737407yes, good idea. i used to eat a lot of candy personally and we had "candy fridays" when i was a kid. but now i don't even miss eating candy bc i eat it so rarely. (i do eat chips rarely/sometimes but even then i treat is as simply an unhealthy meal, if i eat chips i skip dinner)
>>33737425Shitpost and ask on-topic questions, but the age of arguing and explaining what I think and why is long over.
>>33737411Male only and female only environments should be more common desu. Just so there's places where people feel comfortable and can act like their gender.Like I'm not really complaining about it being 90% guys because guys are super fucking chill to work out around imo.
>>33737406I don't want specifically an atoga gf, but it is true that some are just all talk, but no action.Even when they presumably are interested in you, they mostly just close the tab mid conversation at one point.They are free to do that, of course, but for me that means it's just another numbers game.
>>33737429>Male only and female only environments should be more common desu100% agree, the problem is that trannies invade the female spaces and women invade male spaces thinking we are having some sort of super secret club meeting when all we are doing are drinking beers, talking about hobbies, and complaining about our wives if we are married.
I want an atoga gf and I wanna know a little about you beforehand so that we don't start something that for sure won't last
>>33737427how do you feel knowing that you've probably replied to something i've asked, slut
Just peed a little when I sneezed it’s over my pelvic floor is collapsing before I’ve ever had a boyfriend
This post made me unfollow her.
>>33737436>slutI'm male>how do you feelI don't understand the question
Women, let Valk be a cautionary tale. An atoga bf will leave you broken
>>33737437its not too late
Why does it turn me pn so much when a woman rest her breasts on a table?
>>33737437There's dudes into that, stop pretending there aren't. But he has a high likelihood of being goblinesque
>>33737263gross. all you do is think about other women.
>>33737440>I'm malei know>I don't understand the questionnevermind
Society has actually become less autistic in the most boring way possible because people talk and meet less, which some people call more autistic, but in reality look at any video from 2009 or before, people used to treat a camera in their face as an excuse to make the most retarded faces and gestures as if you were a mental patient. Society has actually become far less autistic in exchange for less socialization but normgroids are so stupid as to realize that a side effect of banning "cringe retarded behavior" they effectively outlawed socializing and expressing yourself.Gender and thoughts?
>>33737440NTA and MYou are very mentally deficient if you think men can't be sluts.
>>33737441>Women, let Valk be a cautionary tale. An atoga bf will leave you brokenShe's a single mother desu and didn't she have sex with an anon from here?
>>33737446Okay>>33737449Its impossible for men to be sluts, sorry.
What is your catchphrase when you pull it out? Jif related is mine. Sometimes I use it before ejaculation
>>33737451Yeah and it completely broke her mind
>>33737324Yes. So cute
>>33737447MI don't know I lost all my friends because I was making stupid faces in the camera, even in 2009, and they were trying to get girlfriends and were super concerned with looking cool and dropped me lol
>>33737453would you explain why if he's a male anon?
>>33737453No.
>>33737443why does it turn you on exactly
Right now I genuinely consider women a distraction. Like, I absolutely love them, but I need to be self sacrificial right now and choose my future self over my immediate self.
>>33737460No, it should be obvious and I can't think of a more boring conversation to have.>>33737461Yes.
>>33737424I’m not sure. I was generalizing but tell us a bit about yourself. What do you like to do for fun?>>33737433This
>>33737464you really want to be turned into my little slut so bad...
>>33737467I'm pretty content dying alone and as a virgin, that's preferable to being a simp.
>>33737456CounterpointMaybe that’s just because her ex sucked, being an atoga male and all.
>>33737467You should ignore the incel.His statements are not based on reality.
>>33737471i just wanted to sillypost...can't believe that someone would call chad a simp
>>33737474b-but why? this is not a tequila nor soccer commercial
>>33737419leave your house. go outside. interact with actual humans.
>>33737463*tempts you into sin like the spawn of Lilith I am*
How to know when a guy wants to be my boyfriend? How to know if I am too annoying and how to take that down a notch? Or how to not be too lazy where he thinks I am boring?
>>33737394What does that entail?
>>33737409Anon, the youtube algorithm shows what it thinks you'll like, based on past viewing history.
My girlfriend has been dealing with a lot on her plate. I try the best I can to care and make myself available but she is very particular about how things get done and often times doesn’t like me to interfere despite me wanting to be there. Right now she’s having a hard time. And she’s been upset with me a lot. I have noticed that very regularly, like once a month, once every few weeks, she has a new concern in regards to sex or something I’ve done to make her uncomfortable and she’ll suggest I don’t care and I don’t think about her enough. In reality, we have sex once a week if that, I never pressure her and I rarely push the idea past trying to kiss her and if it doesn’t seem mutual I’ll pull away. But she’s mad again. We had sex Sunday night and it felt like we just started making out and it happened. But apparently I don’t care about what she’s dealing with because I was OK with having sex. And I fail to consider how stressed she is and that maybe she needs time to breathe. I have suppressed so much of my own interests for her and I just feel exhausted and like she actually just doesn’t want to fuck me and she’s just making bull shit excuses. Literally for the past year and a half I will consistently do something to fuck up our sex life and I swear to god I try so hard to think of her and what she wants and i try to be selfless
>>33737476The terrifying part is that I do and I have, even women, and they actually wanted to talk to me as as a strange man...
I’ve never had a girlfriend not lie to me
>>33737483She does not want to have sex with you, I would stop before this turns into something she reports you for. Even if she goes along with it if she resents doing it that much afterward, that is not good
Done with my mobile for today. It laptop time
I can’t believe I pissed myself
I kind of wonder whether 35-45 year old women are actually really good for sex because they already kind of have their lives settled and likely wouldn't want to do a bunch of shit like go hiking or go to dubai or whatever for their instagram feed. I imagine them as getting out of a marriage, or on the "find themselves" arc of their lives and that if they had a younger man who was fit and attractive its like a massive vanity boost to them. You could basically groom them into fully indulging into sex and their own bodies. You could make them feel younger than they probably have felt in years by making them cum over and over again. I think younger women are super hot too, especially the degenerate generation raised on porn and like literally training to deepthroat since they were 13 or whatever, but maybe the older generation are better for some aspects like what I've mentioned.The worst age group is probably 26-33 because they're the most involved in their careers, the most competitive with their time, they're in their hustle phase, and they are by far the most combative and least interested in actually committing to a relationship and like filling into a woman's role when paired with a man. They're the age group that most has animosity towards stuff like male dominance and female submissiveness. Often they argue that its just not wanting to be easy, but most often I think its actually mostly insecurity with not wanting to take the submissive role. They're afraid if it even if they actually want it and know its correct. So its like this fucking massive can of worms to deal with that sort of mindset and mentality.Older women might also be retarded in this regard, idk.
>>33737479If a guy talks to you instead of his bros, you've already wonJust show some skin once in a while and you can have him wrapped around your finger forever
>>33737490That's a lot of words for "I have completely given up on trying to date women for the next 30 years, and it's all their fault".
Fucking sick cunt
Has anyone ever actually moved on from an onietis? Or someone you could not imagine ever not loving?
>>33737498Everything passes with time, even hope
>>33737414Do you know where you are?
>>33737495I didn't say that at all. I'm actively working on it right now. Its just observations on age groups.
>>33736442dude how
>>33737489I had this thing back in elementary school every time I put on brand new pants or boxers I would urinate on accident.
>>33737489anon please calm down women piss themselves every day, many of them even have loving boyfriends
>>33737498Sure, you just have to remember to forget to remember They’re ugly
>>33737498i did but i'd consider a bit cheating because it was mostly just me growing up and changing how i feel about some people in general
>>33737501Well, good luck, I hope it's not too hard to deal with women and their female mindsets.
>>33735433Do you guys listen to any long form youtube content? Something podcasty where you don't really need to be watching the screen?
>>33737414Nta but Charlie seems like the kinda guy, at least based on his public persona, that would be flattered and appreciate the supportI mean he sent the guys that impersonate him to some award show on his behalf
>>33737498I give up. My "romantic" future and "relationship" are in gods hands and there is no sense in me trying any more. I am enjoying life and want to build a beautiful little family with the ones I care for.
>>33737490subverting this stereotype by being a female NEET at age 30, yessss
>>33737509Occasionally.
>>33737414>>33737510Its nice to see you guys talking about this subject in a mature way but can we stop? I'm afraid some schizo is gonna come in here and go off the rails with this sort of subject.
>>33737510As a lady, I am going to say I would have fun doing a Charlie cosplay.
>>33737489It happens, nothing to be ashamed of, it does suck though cuz now you'll have to be more aware of your bladderWould wearing pads help with that? I don't know how absorbent they are or how much you peed
>>33737514Hypothetically based as long as you aren't hyper neurotic and scared of intimacy, relationships, and commitment.
>>33737515Like what? I'm looking for reccs
>>33737517Do it, you can join the troupe of Charlies
>>33737509>long formmostly i watch yt shorts but sometimes i watch vids 2-3 minutes long
>>33737479A girl is annoying if she's giving a level of intimacy she isn't receiving, like acting lovey-dovey if he isn't doing the same. If a guy talks to you everyday and looks at your tits and lips, he is probably open to having you as gf.
>>33737509I prefer podcasts, but many podcasters have youtube channels and some stream. I want to start a twitch but I am nervous to put my face out there like that.
>>33737523Can we all do charlie cosplays and create an internet wave of charlie cosplay influx kek#Chartober
chadlet is still sexy
>>33737503Why>>33737504I don’t have a loving boyfriend >>33737518It was just a little. I am so humiliated I exercise and take care of myself I can’t believe this is happening to me
Have urgent things to do but I will stay on atoga and hopefully I go homeless and die
>>33737524>the gen alpha attention span
>>33737487You really think she doesn’t want to?
Should I spend $200 on shoes
>>33737530Do you wear pads? They're not just for periods, you know
>>33737530No idea I had no control over it. It was usually during class when I was too shy to ask to go to the toilet so I tried holding it in and most of the time failed and for some odd reason this always happened in new clothes
>>33737520The only long form videos I regularly watch are from Turkey Tom. Most of his stuff is not that long though.
>>33737519Why do you think she is posting here?
>>33737532>this is why men cheatmen=goldfish
>>33737509Yes, of course.No.
>>33737509That's mostly what I listen to yeahSometimes its reviews of stuff, analyses (mostly of Silent Hill games), urban legends, or sometimes if I'm able to look at my phone occasionally I'll watch vtubers
>>33737535They can breakout your undercarriage and be uncomfortable, especially if you are sensative.
>>33737528We could but I don't think most of the thread would be into itI think it'd be funny though
I want to breed her. I want to lose all my intelligence, mindset, sense of will, chronological awareness, and literally just hump her like a retarded savage until my glutes give out. I want her to feel my legs quivering against her thighs as I fight for one more thrust and one more pump every time I bottom out inside of her. I don't care, I would exhaust every bit of energy I have producing semen to get her pregnant. I would dehydrate myself and cramp my pelvic floor muscles trying to throb just one more spurt into her pussy. I want to lose my sense of humanity and come back as a wildebeest just trying to pass on my genes through her wet folds. I literally wouldn't stop until I felt her walls engorge and start pulsing to pull me deeper. Until her ache desperately wants me deeper inside of her and I know her body has accepted that this is happening and she's going to get the fattest creampie of her entire life.God damnit this type of girl is so fucking hot.
I miss leafyishere
>>33737543Well maybe it's time to shop around and find one that's comfortable, so this doesn't happen again :(
>>33737533She clearly has some kind of problem with it. I wouldn’t push it because at that point it would be rape
>>33737546what about her
>>33737546I don't get it
>>33737496 Fuark yeahhttps://youtu.be/CgvMzoj4pnc
We have no free will and I was forced to post this.
>>33737509More often than not. I like long video essays. I sat through a 12 hour Phantom Menace analysis once.>>33737520What are you into?
>>33737536But you were a child >>33737535Not on the regular
>>33737546Ugh>>33737540My point has been made.
>>33737554Fucking wicked cunt
>>33737558Still am a child at 23
>>33737530>I am so humiliatedIt's okay, seriously, it's nothing to be ashamed of. It happens as you get older. I'm a guy and it's happening a little to me too, not in the same way but if I have to pee really bad I can't hold it as wellJust learn to adapt and maybe use the restroom a bit more often for safety and youll be fine
>>33737555I’m forcing you to be my boyfriend
>>33737534Which shoes
>>33737549I would rather free bleed
>>33737519seems unfair, seeing as you seem to be all those things
>>33737546the type that wears hip pads? lmao men are so stupid
>>33737534depends>sneakersno>workboots/hiking boots or dress shoessure
>>33737566Free bleed and free piss? Well ok, I'm not your mother
>>33737563I’m not that old my body isnt supposed to be failing already I don’t even have a boyfriend yet this is so fucked up
>>33737564My brain salt is gone and I have to confront eldritch horrors by myself
>>33737564But I’m fat and balding
>>33737569I don't care about the butt that much, her face and overall shape is very cute and it makes me want to bury my dick in her.
>>33737573I knew a girl that this started happening to at 18It's gonna be okay femanon I promise. You'll still find a loving boyfriend and he'll support you when you have accidents like this
>>337375464/10 chin too masculine, would not bang
>>33737570They are boots and I am also looking at a pair of flats that are $200 as well
my goal is to create a second chernobyl to cause everyone to lose their hairso if everone is bald, noone is
>>33737584if they're quality boots then 200 is nothing, these things last years>flatswhats that
>>33737582Maybe I have a UTI
>>33737585i will stop you
>>33737588That's possible, does it itch? I've heard those itch like crazy
I bought six more pj shorts.Time to throw out those windy large ones I've been dragging along for years now...They are too big for me now anyway since I lost weight.
>>33737589you will not. Say goodbye to those curls
>>33737591SKINNY BITCH! SKINNY BITCH!
>>33737534My hiking boots were about that much.
WomenThoughts on a guy consuming a lot of fiction and mythological texts based around forbidden knowledge and mindbreaking in hopes one day he'll see through the veil himself?
>>33737592that's what i say as soon as i put down the hair curler
>>33737593I wish.Or actually no, I'd look really weird as a skinny bitch.
>>33737595maybe he's not satisfated with the relationship
Despite 5% of guys doing 90% of all cheating women continue to blame the male gender for their inability to pick loyal spouses.
Watching The Sopranos and Mr Robot clips
>>33737600He's been doing it long before the relationship
>>33737601okay
>>33737604he's going to sacrifice the gf
Why is the foid brain like this? Why do they love their charcuterie so much?
>>33737575But I think you are super sexy, and I am honestly very into you. Your personality, attitude, mind, thoughts and aura work wonders on me.
>>33737607Nah it's entirely knowledge based
>>33737591you... you purposely made your ass smaller? :(
>>33737612Not just my ass, I lost 16kg.
>>33737605I think it's depressing actually
>>33737615None of it from your boobs, I hopePlease say no so I can continue to imagine busty femanons
>>33737609My aura is like -12. Are you mistaking me for the rizler?
>>33737590It’s been itching a little
>>33737595I don't date drug addicts
>>33737617You can fap to whatever you want, anon.But my male torso will probably not entice you very much.
>>33737623Thanks I will, it's not much of a stretch to also imagine you're a woman lying about your gender
>>33737616i think you just want to be depressed
you know where sex is?those little wing things girls draw at the edge of their eyesthats where the sex is
>>33737626Well I am not going to post my crotch again.
Men post bulge
>>33737629AIslop.
>>33737631There's nothing there to bulge
>>33737627I want to be loved
State gender have you ever completed a work of art?
>>33737631no, thats for >her only
>>33737631Doxable stuff.
>>33737638how is that doxxable
>>33737631My favorite bulge is Mount St. Helen before the eruption
>>33737629Cat eyeliner girls, we fucking won!!
>>33737635NtaHow does posting statistics help with that?
>>33737627What can I say? I am Lil Debbie DownerFrom Telefax to Fairfax, they know my name
>>33737639If I told you you could dox me.
>>33737636f maybe
>>33737636Can't tell you. Doxable stuff.
>>33737635Don't we all??I have given up on desiring love from anyone besides myself.
>>33737643I just think it's sad
>>33737645anon has the most unique bulge ever
>>33737636A few times but it stressed me out more than anything so I don't do that any more
>>33737608It's pure group think. If enough people tell her she should be excited about something, she will be. Women are consensus seeking and all their views are given to them by whatever is popular at that moment in time.
>>33737650That shirt is a lie
>>33737631You can't just say that, you have to assure us we won't feel cheap and used after you get your pics.
>>33737629>>33737642Am now devistated
>>33737654The entire pic is a lie. There's 0 chance she goes outside with that shirt.
>>33737651I have scars that you could use to dox me by looking at my beach photos
>>33737650Submissive men are probably less likely to be aggressive, no?
>>33737651He has no nuts
foidswhy to you like to stand on your arms in the kitchen at 3am?
>>33737657Nah I could see a woman wearing it just to get some sub guy to pay for her groceries
>>33737654It is>>33737659You can lash out online
>>33737658that's why some scars are cute btw
>>33737664Are you one of those online daters?
>>33737663no, that's how she would get a stalker that follows her home
>>33737659Believe it or not, not really
>>33737669I forget this sort of thing happens to girls
I prefer subby women
>>33737669I don't think a shirt would be the cause.If a guy randlmly decides he is going to stalk, the shirt will likely not be a deciding factor.>>33737670I don't really know any, so I'll believe you if you got personal experience.
>>33737672thanks
>>33737674true but it would be an incentive to him
>>33737674>I don't really know any, so I'll believe you if you got personal experience.I'm a sub guy myself so I don't have direct experience but I've heard from female friends how bad others can be
>>33737655I promise I will ong shower yoh with love and gratitude
Really want to post a part of my face for attention.
>>33737667I've never dated, just slept around because girls don't wanna date
>>33737631I don't have an impressive one
>>33737681What part?
>>33737686one of my sides I'd just cover my eyes
anon wants to mog us live
>>33737682Uh...
Can you post some rymes? I enjoy rymes.
>>33737689Eyes are the best tho
>>33737681Eyes or lips?>>33737692
Forget it I'm afraid of posting anyting
>>33737692I used to post lots of them and /atoga/ got angry at me.
>>33737692
>>33737680I'm not feeling very pretty today sorry...I took a pic and it wasn't as fat as I wanted it to be
>>33737697Post a riddle that ryhmes.
>>33737608There were entire generations raised upon lunchables, anon.I was luckily not one of them.
is there anything worse than a brunette?
>>33737672A switch girl, who would gush at the thought of having you slamchoke her, rip her panties off and thrust inside her holes if she yelled at you?
>>33737703anon please replywhat is your hair color?
>>33737703having cancer
>>33737659I think it's obvious that submissive men are the most aggressive, if you consider that religious men and conservative men are the most submissive. They don't submit to women but their worldview is inherently submissive
>>33737703you realize you posted a brunette right
>>33737707you also probably get to know they're submissive because they have less trouble saying out of place things since they think they're morally superior
>>33737672I prefer a dommy woman who I can overpower
>>33737691Shit sucks, I've always asked if they wanna see again and the answer has so far been no
>>33737705Dirty blonde but its turning gray now. I'll probably be fully white when I get to 30 like my dad was
>>33737707That's an interesting connection I never made.While it is true they are inherently submissive towards what they might call "a greater force", I don't think they tend to be submissive towards their partners, which is what we talked about.
Niggas act like it isn’t jarring as fuck when you talk about someone and use they/them pronouns. That shit is not natural! And that’s a nigga inna dress, my nigga!!
>>33737713alright, thanks for answering
The /atoga/ mafia.
>>33737712So are you gay or just another cunt who can't use NTA and aren't actually >>33737601?
I look at my hair and I have no idea what colour it is. Same with my eyes.
>>33737719i'm the boss
>>33737726im the motherfucking fucking one who calls the shots cocksucka
>>33737720No, I'm that dude
>>33737725ashy blondegrey or hazel
I want to dick an innie but she's still skinny and my dick already don't fit the bigger holeLittle do I care because the belly button is right thereWomen, how far into problem male status am I?
I am going to ta k e m y d o o g o u t n o w.
>made the mistake of opening the MSN comment sectionGod I hope these are bots...
>>33737728Oh just another annoying schitzo cunt then.
>>33737729Those are my colours from now on.
>>33737730you just sound like a mayoi fan but what does "still skinny" mean
>>33737726No the boss is Disco Chan and her capo is AGWHBAOTR
State gender.If you could choose, would you rather have:A. A penisB. A vaginaC. BothD. Neither(Assuming that your face and body would otherwise remain the same as before.)
>>33737742MC
>>33737742/lgbt/
>>33737742FC. Imagine what the masturbation would be like.
let's drink some white wine femanon
>>33737742Ma
>>33737742I have a dick, it's nice and I enjoy it.That's enough.>>33737744Are we starting the soulmate shitting early today?
>>33737742Both and 7 ft. tall
>>33737742MaleBothI'd like to experience the full rangeIf I had a gf and she had the same choice I'd also want her to pick both
>>33737704Sounds like a brat which i think are submissive?
I miss Chad
>>33737683>>33737699I don’t care
>>33737740It was awful when they were jannies, truly the dark ages of /atoga/ because of their dyke cabal. I got clocked for every post I made. I think they lost their janny status in late 2023, though.
Would you rather have 2 moms or have a mom who forced your dad to have a child, against his will.
>>33737631Can't, this is a blue board.
>>33737749>>33737750mirin for these anons
I have a 22 year old friend whose voice still breaks
>>33737742MBoth would be fun.
>>33737764Cute.
>>33737762Buldge isn’t nudity.
>>33737758what is he doing
>>33737765Would you go fuck yourself?
>>33737767I'm doubtful jannies would agree. Also camwhoring in general is against the rules of the board anyway.>>33737770That wouldn't be possible.
>>33737763Do you wish you were satisfied with your cock too?>>33737770lol
>>33737761mpreg?
>>33737772i have none
>>33737326MClosest was gf putting her vibe in there while I was. It was already an insane squeeze and the vibe had a base that poked into my balls so it was more uncomfortable than anything but it was hot in my gf was a lusting degenerate kind of way
>>33737775No just genuinly a woman who raped a man by saying she was on the pill while she wasn’t.
>>33737761mpreg dad
>>33737761Why ask, it's not like I have a choice.
gender, do you believe that anything you do to a mosquito is entirely justified?
I think you can have multiple soulmates
>>33737761Whoever love me more.Luckily, my parents love me.>>33737776Wanna see it up close?
>>33737787MaleI wouldn't say anything. Killing it is fine but torturing it is fucked up
>>33737742f, b, i enjoy my pussy and tits. i think the likelihood that my cock would get mutilated at birth is enough to make me not curious about having one
>>33737788Serious coping anon
>>337377612 moms I guessAs is neither of my parents wanted me I was just an attempt to save the marriage
>>33737748Prosecco or Moscato?
>>33737789
>>33737768milking me
>>33737791I didn't mean that you'd be born once again. You'd stay in your current form, the only thing possibly changing being your genitals, depending on your choice.
Soon Halloween and cool 4chan emojis
Any recommendations on where to study abroad?
>>33737790damn, I just took its wing off. now I feel bad
>>33737734Schizo? Cunt? Why....
>>33737797then he's not away
>Gender>Would you rather be masturbated against your will>Fingered in the ass against your willNo pain involved and you remain fully aroused during the whole thing.
>>33737788Men can, woman can't but weirdly enough the bigger the harem the more the women love him the more they probably fight amongst each other
>>33737798oh, then having a dick for like a day might be fun, but only if i could change back after. i like being a woman
>>33737703yeah blondes
>>33737792That doesn’t mean I think I have any
men can you have a platonic relationship with a woman?
>>33737796Lost your voice?
>>33737813Probably, but I can't
>>33737813I can and I do
>>33737806FThe former. I have no experience with buttstuff, but I'm pretty sure it requires preparation beforehand if you don't want it to turn into a messy affair. A forced anal fingering would presumably involve no such preparations.
>>33737814yes
>>33737806MaleIf it's from a dude, masturbatedFrom a woman, fingered
>>33737813Yeah, some of my best friends have been women
>>33737817You can also make embryos out of male dna as well so now you and a bro can artificially inseminate each other and have a bramily (bro family)
>>33737790How do you torture a mosquito? They die after one hit. I have kinda tortured wasps and other bugs who flew in.>hit them once>they are twitching on the ground>spray cleaning product on them to see how long they survive>or just throw them in the toilet and watch them drown after a few seconds
>>33737821Next time lose it while you are cherishing my dick.
>>33737825FOne time I caught a mosquito and ripped its legs off
>>33737829>least sadistic foid 0.2 seconds after encountering something weaker than itself
>>33737825you can take its wings off and have it think about its choices>>33737829based
>>33737825>How do you torture a mosquito? They die after one hit. That anon apparently took a wing offRemoving legs would count as well, or making it real slowThe closest I've done to what you said is spraying spiders but I'm not doing it to torture them I have arachnophobia and can't bear to get close to them so I spray them and vacuum them up once they're dead
>>33737829Repulsive, I get that mosquitos are one of the lowest forms of life but doing that rather than outright killing it is a huge red flag for me
>>33737836You don’t have to fuck me
how do you people feel okay knowing you've mercilessy killed something so defenseless
>>33737838This goes far beyond wanting to have sex with you
>>33737840Don’t worry no one likes me
>>33737839it bit me and now my ankle itches like a motherfucker
>>33737839My only consolation is that they don't really have consciousness or thought and just go on instinctIf I could communicate with them I would
>>33737843but imagine something giant killing youjust makes me sad
>>33737838NTAI wouldn't even want to be around you in general.Kids who do this shit to animals turn out to be psychopaths later.
>>33737839Killing, even for sport, is something all animals and people have done since life began. Torture of lower lifeforms is a way more fucked up than just slapping a fly dead instantly
>>33737839I had a bad habit of ending things before they start
>>33737832It didn't choose to be a mosquito
>>33737833>I have arachnophobia and can't bear to get close to themI use a broom to get them from a distance.And, very occasionally, a MAPP gas torch.
>>33737844The issue isn't whether the animal gets hurt, but how you didn't care of hurting it.
>>33737851I've had them dodge brooms before, the spray is the only surefire method I knowThe gas torch would be dangerous in my house against walls
They not like us!They not like us!
>>33737853that's not me btwi'm okay enough with that reply
>>33737845im not biting a giants ankles now am I?>>33737849it did choose to bite me though
>>33737859>that's not me btwObviously.I don't write like a lazy fuck.
>>33737853insects literally cant process pain
>>33737853I do care, I try to shoo it away out a window or something if I canOr in the case of spiders I'll get my mom to take it outside since she likes them. But if she isn't home and I need to get to where it is (or it's a black widow) I kill it
mendo you realize the mosquito is an allegory for menyou are the skeeters
>>33737846I did it one time
>>33737860that's kinda true, i would never bite a lion's paw>>33737862you would never understandzzz
>>33737842You can always change, anonette, but that's seriously fucked up. I wouldn't say it's a high crime you can never come back from, but jesus, just try to make the death painless.
>>33737866I "skeeted" on your face slut
>>33737866the mosquitos that bite are female...
>>33737860So just kill it so it doesn't bite you again
I like you:3 x
>>33737866Can I skeet on you while you sleep?...I'll show myself the door now...
>>33737866I have a giantess fetish so that's kinda hot
>>33737874we're just chilling now, I put up instagram reels on my phone so she gets to see some brainrot
>>33737872>>33737876>>33737877*divests you of your limbs*>>33737873what do the men eat then
>>33737865The question also wasn't about simply killing it, but about dissecting it while it's alive.>>33737863Read what I wrote.
>>33737877stop stealing my fetishes and genderswapping them
>>33737879>what do the men eat thenflower nectar
>>33737878>tfw no mosquito brainrot gf>>33737879>Lazily flies out the window, fat with your blood
>>33737498imagine them getting fucked by some one else. Not oneitis anymore
>>33737882jill in the beanstalk?
>>33737880>Read what I wrote.do you cry when you cut lettice? or maybe a tomato as you rip it from the plant?
>>33737884That would be mosquita not a mosquito, that's one of the most annoying things about the name of the insect since the ones that bite are solely female.>>33737886More like jilling to the beanstalk, ayyyyy
Women, would you roleplay getting hatefucked by or hatefucking your bf?
>>33737886don't have any references yet, just imagine giant chad sometimes
>>33737813It's so much more difficult and awkward that it's not worth the time. Women always expect to be treated differently than men and they get upset at random things. If you fuck up something minor, you're going to feel the repercussions. Not worth the effort.
>>33737879Tear me apart giant mommy, make me suffer umu>>33737882No
>>33737889I don't know why but that actually jumpscared me when I opened it
>>33737890first but i doubt there would be the need of rp
>>33737842>>33737871KEKThe way people speak of their disdain and hatred toward me, I assure I cannot. I can be myself to the fullest and am still hated and shunned. I removed myself from society and some how they still come at me speaking of hatred, damnation and curses. To be loved, does one must need to feel it in the words spoken to them?
>>33737891man runs a dairy farm, collects golden eggs in a flying castle, how does chad have the time for all these enterprises
>>33737891>just imagine giant chad sometimesDreamed of me tonight?
>>33737879I don't need my limbs to skeet all over you baby
I hate the feeling of local anesthesia
>>33737897You're not gonna say why people hate you and give examples anyway.
>>33737875You don't know me and are annon, yourself. How tf could you 'like' anyone on here?
>>33737895l o l
>>33737887You cut those things to eat them and their plants, what use is there to butcher a mosquito, you aren't going to eat it. It's the fact you want to inflict pain on something weaker than you that can't fight back, its purely a drive to inflict pain in an evil way that animals can't really replicate due to be smoll brained.>>33737897Delusional take but I also don't know you, but you can always change so when you meet new people you aren't so terrible.
>>33737904I keep coming back here so I must like all of you
>>33737906>cant fight backshe started it you retard. Dont start fights if you cant win them. So if I feed her to a spider, you'll be happy?
>>33737898he has a lot of energy from the products he eats>>33737899to be clear i meant actual skyscraper height..
>>33737906The trolling sociopath won't understand.
>>33737908Okay, sending the Killer Tomatoes to your house cause you deserve it for having tomato on your salad, bitch :^)
>>33737909I can make you very small so I appear even taller towering over you. <3
>>33737913jokes on you, I dont even eat tomatoes
>>33737885It is not onitis or true love if you imagine that and don't get sad, or imagine that and don't hope that their "person" treats them well and makes them happy.
>>33737915You say that as if I don't have Killer Romaine Lettuce links...
>>33737871I only did it once>>33737897Why is everyone so mad at me
>>33737908Feeding a la goblina mosquita to a spider is really fucking weird but way less fucked up than torturing it, yes.
>>33737918
>>33737892I treat my female friends the same way I treat my male friends and they don't seem to care
>>33737919There she is... :)
>>33737921how is it torture if they cant feel pain?
>>33737919wife material
>>33737892That is most definitely a you issue from being so autistic.
This is reminding me of the psychopath teacher in Texas that fed a FUCKING KITTEN to the class snake and had the kids watch. What's up with all these really fucked up women?https://www.cbsnews.com/texas/news/north-texas-teacher-admits-to-feeding-sick-kitten-to-snake-wise-county-alvord-district-confirms/
>>33737903>>33737906I don't know why people hate me. I literally do not socialize because I am tired of guessing what it is I have done wrong THIS time. How to change what you don't know is wrong?
>>33737926>>33737853Nta this has already been discussed.
>>33737926Mosquitos can feel pain, its actually why they were rejected as lab animals in the insect category in favor of insects that didn't feel pain.
Men when their gf is thousands in debt and cheats and beats them: idcMen when I abuse a mosquito one time: YOU PSYCHO BITCH!!!!
>>33737929>What's up with all these really fucked up women?what's up with you thinking it has anything to do with gender™
I wish people came to their senses and realized soulmates and oneitis is not real
>>33737934Cheating and beating is also not tolerableUnless I consent to the beating
>>33737935The women in this thread and this article, why?
>would somebody please think of the poor quitos
>>33737930As I said, examples..
>>33737939>Why is this mirror showing me how fucked up I look after a murder...
>>33737939>>33737853
Since all women are messy bitches, and all men are minimalists and both sexes are monoliths who can be judged and generalized into stereotypes, women how would you decorate pic related? Men how would you clean up webm related (>>33737919)?
>>33737930Get professional help?
>>33737938>The women in this threadi was the one asking if people feel bad about it and now i regret it
>>33737942I guess you can say, im already a demon
gender and do you have any favorite sexy stories on ao3? i recently read conbini girl by recal, it was very hot and i want to find more
>>33737928I had female friends in high school but the adult versions of women are too hard to deal with.
>>33737944>this thread
>>33737948Was that game any good?
>>33737907Well, you are one of very few
>>33737945throw the tv and camping chair in the trash. add some furniture under the windows but not blocking them, marine a 2 person table so we can eat there and look out at the view.
>>33737952As I said, you-issue.
:l
>>33737936let them cope
>>33737945FI would get way longer curtains and the blackout window things that hide away easily Rip out the carpet floor and put down hardwood Light colored L shape couch in the corner and a dark wood coffee table Big silk or wool rug Lots of lamps with warm lighting
>>33737946forrrrr?Not knowing why people don't like me? I think most people would say ignore the haters.
>>337379471) God forbid I criticise women2) I'm not turning this into a fucking gender war relax3) This doesn't answer the question
I pooped :)
>>33737945i never fit it and i wanted to say that i feel bad for that girl and i would help her clean up but i have no idea where that clip comes from and it creeps me outi have no idea what men should keep in their house
>>33737963you are literally paid to turn this thread into a gender war lmao
>>33737963why are you this agitated?
Ready for weekday beerthirty. Can we have an atoga pub meetup?
>>33737961AND I would paint the walls a different color. Maybe a light blue
Women, how bad is a man having plump red lips?
>>33737962Delusional thinking, obviously. But that's only if you want to return to society I guess.>>33737966So what am I allowed to talk about, Comrade Censor? I didn't realize I was breeding party disunity by asking a question>>33737968samefag
>>33737962yes, for not knowing why people don't like you, fucking idiot. so the therapist can point out your social flaws
I win.
>>33737972oh it's the resident bitter schizo, here to shit up the thread with his thesaurus in hand. great. i was hoping you killed yourself by now desu
>>33737972damn seems like i have to kiss that anon for replying 1 nanosecond earlier than me mmmmmmh kiss kiss kiss let me look up 1 article that talks about anons kissing
>>33737962You are a retard.I can see why you are alone.
>>33737965FI need someone to decorate my walls for me. Anxiety / cognitive dissonance plauge me with the inability to nail things to the wall.
>>33737979>>33737981Like clockwork and the projection is real
>>33737985mmmm kiss kiss kiss
>>33737958It's also a women's issue because their requirements for friendship are sometimes even more obtuse (and insidious in the sense of extracting resources from you) than for relationships.
>>33737968he's literally a schizophrenic man suffering from psychosis. he's immediately recognizable due to his bitterness, his attempt to look smart by using words that aren't common in casual conversation (often nonsensically), and how easily you can make him have a meltdown.
>>33737483>>33737483>>33737483>>33737483>>33737483Can anyone else weigh in on this?
>>33737984really? i'm sorry to hear that anon, i'd love to help you out if i could
>>33737988lmao sure whatever.Now stop replying to me.
>>33737968>>33737990Why are you replying to yourself and projecting this much?
>>33737993no. add a tl;dr because it's tl and i dr
>>33737990my bad, i thought it was like 70% of men here but he does sound a bit more special to be honest
>>33737995Don't be agitated. You started replying to me.
>>33737996the schizo delusions strike once more. how many times do the people in this thread need to send screenshots proving they aren't the same person as the posts you connect them with? please get your schizophrenia treated, it's very obvious to everyone here how unwell you are. it isn't one anon with a big gaslighting conspiracy who happens to be posting in here every time that you do. it's multiple people gangstalking you.
>>33737981I want to shower a sleepy moid in kisses. It would make my heart flutter and my breath short and a little faint, like the feeling of really being in love
>>33737990>>33738000>>33738004The mental breakdown over nothing is real
>>33737993Women aren't into men. You can break up and find someone else but that doesn't mean that she's going to be into you.
women who look like this >>33737919would you eat reheatable homecooked food if your bf made it for you when he came over and portioned it would you appreciate it if he cooked you a meal so you could eat it in your roomi want to date women like this but theyre reclusive so i lack information
>>33738004i don't care to spam the thread with useless screenshots myself, few kisses were enough to me, plus he's the only one acting crazy
>>33737984need a moid who will nail ME to a wall
>>33737990nautically nonsensical, anonny?
>>33738013I'm not allowed to touch fine art :^)
>>33738006i need to find you a good sleepy moid then
>>33738010yeah, i'm over it, you can't argue with psychosis.
>>33737990is it the cuckworm?
>>33738006Women like you deserve the world
>>33738013damn anon...>>33738019kiss kiss
>>33737990Literally me.
>>33738020i'm not familiar with the thread celebs since i filter most of them but i think i've seen people call him cuckworm sarge
>>33738009That would be so sweet
>>33738013Then don't be so avoidant.
>>33737969Come to NY and we can make it happen
>>33737950>dehumanization>toxic yurii am in no position to offer you recs, you are clearly an expert
>>33737483i have no idea how difficult it is to have relationships when a person is not doing well mentally but aside that, are you sure that she even finds you attractive?
>>33738013you'll need a stud finder for that
>>33737977what did you win
thank you for all the help yesterdayi finally got him to fuck off
>>33737993She clearly has some kind of mental block that prevents her from enjoying sex when she feels bad. She probably feels used and unfulfilled by it
>>33738040For now.
>>33738026please put the word out within the sisterhood that i am hoping to date one of your shadowy sistren
>>33738040glad to hear
>>33738040Let's hope it stays that way.Warn your friends and family about him too, in case he or his mom try to get info indirectly.
>>33738040Drop the lore
>>33738048read the last thread of youre that interested
>>33738044unfortunately, I have very few (if any) actual female friends.
>>33738053>>33738053>>33738053New thread!
>>33738040>>33738051glad to hear but what did you end up telling him?
>>33737875Yay
>>33738052that is understandable, women are evilstill, thank you, and i hope you find your own happiness some day
>>33738061lmao
no, i didnt wish i was u. if there is even a choice btwn me u, u can have him. becareful, overinflation often leads to a blowout. and sagging. kek
>>33738056I threatened him and sent all evidence to his mother I found on facebook
>>33738063>>33738061I'm laughing with you, buddy. Lort knows no one has or will ever have the desire to contribute to my happiness.
Women, how would you react if you learned that your favorite dildo was molded after your dad’s penis?
>>33738067shut up myao
