>>33743845
Yo women can you come up with a cooler word for yourselves? "Women" is kinda boring. Find something new and more exciting please.
State GenderWhat's something you're looking forward to?
>>33746820maledeath
>>33746820MThe start of the hockey season in a week
>Anon, we need to talk. If you don't get a job by 2026, I'll have to kick you out...
>>33746820FBuying a house
>>33746820Misogyny
>>33746815mwould anyone here believe me that i do not care at all but simultaneously will not date degenerates? i don't really care about the particulars, but if the vibe of your stats are off or if i can tell you're being dishonest (women, sorry you're shit liars lol), that's really more of what asking about their sexual history means to me. do the trust me enough to give me the straight dope?
>>33746819I'mFucking invincible!!!OrI'm notimportant
>>33746819Females
>>33746820FHazbin season 2 comes out the 29th
>>33746820M, I have gotten a lot of retro games lately. I intend to get more, and I want to get custom cases to put them all on some nice shelves.
Women with an online presence, have you ever been stalked?
Women, mff or mfm throuple?
>>33746820FDying
>>33746819Biogynoids
>>33746820F my lunch
>>33746842Luckily no. I’ve been really good at makeup, dress up and fake name
>>33746820male, waiting for her to come back because i am about as smart as i smell (dog-like; poochish, even)
Gender, what’s the harshest thing that’s ever been said to you in person?
Atoga how do I spot a sociopath?
>>33746842I don't have an online presence, i was stalked irl instead and that lead me to becoming a recluse but i got over it now
>>33746843fmf
Women, what do you prefer to be called? Females sounds too clinical, girls is... chicks? Dames?
>>33746851Someone said I should get a breast reduction. I mean, I could see how someone could have that opinion about me, but that's not something you just say to a person, right? :/
Where do I meet clingy gf
>>33746855Woman
>>33746258You can go through a game without learning how to be mechanically good at it.
>>33746853Are you the femanon who rejected that 1 guy and he tried to ruin your life?
>>33746857I hug anon i got told that a lot of times too, i hope people weren't too mean to you in the past, you're fine the way you are!
>>33746855nag but i like using females exactly because of how clinical it sounds, it sounds silly in daily conversation and that brings me whimsy
>>33746842Yep. Had to get a restraining order and everything. Guy was actually mentally not right and is receiving proper care so I'm happy about that.
>>33746860Yes, we get it you are not good at games.
>>33746862Nope, i'm not sure if you're talking about one post i saw lately but i do feel very sorry for herMine was lighter in comparison
>>33746868Oh, okay.>but i do feel very sorry for herWell, she could have just gone on 1 date with him.
>>33746864Self centered autism then?
Why am I so awkward??? Why can’t I be normal
>>33746871I've never harrassed or expected people i like to act a certain way so i don't really agree with what you're implying
>>33746842Yes, I got doxxed and had to get "event-oriented counseling" because whoever did it sent screenshots of some of my inflammatory comments and pictures to my CO.
Is it possible for women to look down and see their boobs AND feet?
>>33746873Awkwardness is charming and precious. Embrace it
>>33746877I think normal/small breasted ones can?
>>33746872nah, adds to the vibe. everyone has their job in a friend group. i am the designated group temperature raiser, i'm not sure what kind of autism that is but my friends often say i'm like a puppy and i've choked on plenty of small things so they might not be wrong
>>33746875nta Forgive me if I have trouble finding sympathy for you.
How helpless are you before the might of the goofychad, women? I've had way too much fun in my relationships making my girlfriends annoyed at the fact that they couldn't hold back unwilling laughter at my stupid antics.
>>33746877It's possible for me to lean slightly forward, yes...
>>33746877I can see my toes.>>33746879>I think normalHEY!
>>33746873>why do i feel like i'm so awkward? why do i feel like i can't be normal?fixed that for ya!
>>33746886it's really about the hard problem of consciousness innit
>>33746880>i am the designated group temperature raiser>my friends often say i'm like a puppy:/
>>33746884I'm in her team then
Women,what would your honest reaction/first thoughts be to seeing a guy with each of these iPhones irl?
>>33746878I don’t think it is I think it makes people think I’m weird>>33746886If you want to be technical
>>33746809Questions for all genders, especially oldfagsIm currently doing my first year of masters in psychology, did no internships in my BA, no volunteering, only had unrelated, low summer jobs. Am I fucked or is this shit normal for young people?
>>33746892>weird>cool>cool>cool
>>33746892I have no idea what makes them special
>>33746895how are people ahead of you in the program doing?
>>33746888there is not a single person in this thread right now that has convinced me that consciousness is real>>33746890not this one. and what's your problem?>>33746894not this one. i'm not being technical btw you punk, just reminding you to stop bullying yourself
>>33746892Men that own pink things for the irony is so overplayed nowadays. It's like "cool, you have a pink shirt, so what? It's a color."
>>33746902>consciousness is realThe Consciousness (TM) really isn't real, but individual conscious processes that get patched together in the brain are.
>>33746904I agree. I have a Pixel, it's colored like mint 'n chip ice cream :)
>>33746857Yeah, anybody telling you what to do with your body is pretty dickish. How did you react in the moment?
>>33746892Why does he have 4 iPhones?
>>33746904Uh I wear pink panties because I genuinely like them, not for the irony.
>>33746904I mean, no one gives girls a second glance when they wear blue, right?
>>33746820MA girl I had a fling with is visiting me in the next couple of weeks. Then I'm having a close friend over from the USA. We're going to go around London together and then go up to Liverpool to meet my bestie. We're going to have an ungodly amount of sex.My new flatmate said she wants to introduce me to her circle of friends too so assuming that goes down that'll be fun, I'm not holding my breath tho 'cause I know how people can say these things and not really mean it.
>>33746905i think it's more like...temperature. the closer you look a thing, the less temperature makes sense until eventually it just doesn't, and it evaporates away. i've been thinking a lot lately about scaling laws, and the apparent scale invariance that exists with regards to systems forming emergent properties, and if what we call consciousness doesn't work like that, it would be the one unique system that doesn't, it seems
>>33746902Is it even bullying
>>33746909I just walked away. I'm pretty proud of myself for not slapping them desu.It's more unstandable I guess if it comes from a family member.
>>33746900well the smartest girl in class already got employed I have no idea how she only had baas for the others I have no idea, I was pretty reclusive this is why I had no idea that people around me were actually doing internships
>>33746918Interesting view. I think that there's a definite issue with the term "what-it's-likeness" because we know that nothing in the universe can really "be like" anything since all of it works through linear superposition and "being something" is more like "not being a whole lot of other stuff until the range of stuff it can be is reduced". With a tradeoff, like in the uncertainty principle. This makes me highly skeptical that consciousness would magically get to be the only thing that "is" like anything with definite properties.
>>33746809Proud to be one of those 1.4M views>>33746819How about you call us "Mistress"?>>33746820F, WoW is finally getting player housing this year and I couldn't be more excited>>33746842Not in real life no, but plenty of online parasocial behavior>>33746843FMF
>>33746820MFor my hangover to be gone. I'm mostly just dealing with a headache at this point, but wine has given me a far worse headache than I was expecting>>33746851No clue. My father told me to kill myself when I was 14 but it didn't really faze me, sometimes I feel like I don't have appropriate reactions to the things people say
Men, would you show your chest to a woman you don't know?
>>33746918Consciousness may appear exceptional but it likely follows scaling and emergence like other complex systems. Neural networks, biological or artificial, show emergent behaviors at scale. There's no need to posit consciousness as fundamentally different, we just don’t yet fully understand it's emergence.
>>33746855"Ladies" is nice.>>33746857Was it someone you knew? Or a total stranger? I can't decide which is more offensive.
>>33746926Sure. Depending on context.
>>33746924>How about you call us "Mistress"?Yes Mistress. But you can't complain about me giving you puppy eyes after saying that.
>>33746926Not unless I was trying to scare her off, I'm an ugly fatass kek
>>33746926well if you go swimming or at the beach I kind of end up doing that.
>>33746926My treasure chest? No, she has to earn her trust first
>>33746855I don't mind girls. I'm not going to assume you're a pedo. I don't look like a girl, I mean.
>>33746852Always look at the hidden gains from what they are doing for you. They will also often foist, peer pressure and guilt you into doing what they want even if you've previously said very clearly it's not something you want to do. They will also have selective empathy, non-friends are just zombies to exploit, but don't worry, you are a friend so that totally isn't you. They will also have performative empathy for animals, particularly cats and other harmless ones.They will also lie and bend the truth a lot, usually to either foist you as stated above or to avoid talking about something they don't want to, or cover something they did like stealing.
>>33746855Foids
>>33746881Why?
>>33746928Someone from school. So there's a bit of familiarity there but it's not like it was a family member. And it was another girl too. I guess solidarity exists except when it comes to boobs lol.
moids what makes a woman attractive in your eyes and mind? bonus points if you can go deeper than looks xx
>>33746855"Ladies" is nice>>33746873Once you realize that awkward IS normal, you'll feel much better>>33746877Yes, see my pic for proof:>>33746898The price tag, mostly
>>33746942Comments AND pictures? Kinda sounds like karma catching up with you desu.
>>33746944NTA. Maybe she thought she was being solidaric?
>>33746866Are you a woman?
>>33746944Were they a fellow busty woman who knew the drawbacks and was just expressing empathy? Or were they smaller, in which case jealousy may have been at play?
>>33746944To be fair, a girl is gonna know how much of a hassle boobs are and might assume you think the same way about them as her.
>>33746926she would have to be trustworthy, my chest is big from bench and flies and im self-conscious even in shirts
>>33746945A female creature being friendly.
>>33746945not vain, not addicted to her phone, doesn't sleep around.open-minded, good sense of humor. similar interests.>looksbig booba LOL
>>33746926sure, nobody cares about dude nipples
>>33746895The lack of any real world experience in your field will be a significant disadvantage when you compete with people who do have that experience.
>>33746953No, she wasn't. She was probably just trying to express sympathy now that I think about it. I don't think jealousy played into it.
>>33746956have you ever had your chest fondled?
>>33746952Yes
>>33746953Wouldn't a titcow telling another titcow to get a breast reduction come off as kinda hypocritical?
>>33746963Ok good, because I've gotten similar comments and it felt like there was an insult behind it somehow, but maybe I'm just paranoidDon't worry, boob solidarity still exists>>33746970Sort of, unless it's "I'm saving money for one, and I think you should too"
>>33746910I'm running on little sleep and it's fucking with my ability to write/word things correctly, but I meant to ask what your reaction to each phone would be
>>33746945when she is aware of how terrifying her divine feminine can be, and is mindful enough to check in to explain it to me so i dont get too anxious when shes electric in the throes of girlbossing
>>33746851F it's hard to reply but i'll do itI think these things are pretty personal, so one of the first things that come to my mind was how some strangers and other people started calling me by my bra size because they got that information from people i trusted It felt pretty horrible to be treated like that and i was constantly depressed back then, i didn't want to open up to anyone ever but i got a bit better
>>33746939You strike me as someone who likes it rough
>>33746895You never even did anything like that in high school?
HikersIs ankle support really important when going hiking?
>>33746966not by anyone else, i only tried it once and it felt way too intense so i had to cancel it asap
>>33746946>Yes, see my pic for proof:I think you accidentally the link.
>>33746974>my bra sizeI'm guessing it's big?
>>33746969That makes sense.
What the fuck is microsoft clipchamp?
>>33746978YES. For the love of God, do not wear those shitty $30 shoes...
>>33746979>it felt way too intenselike, too good?
>>33746978Not really. Ultralighters hike in trail running shoes all the time.
>>33746978noone ever plans to get a sprain or twist, and its a bad place to have it happenyou usually have to get used to wearing boots though, and break your pair in if its a short hike you should be fine with regular athletic footwear
>>33746922well i have a lot of schizo theories on my scale-invariant universe idea, chief among them being that the limit of observation isn't due to reaching some bottom or some top, but that at some point the impact of your scale is so far removed from the scale you're observing, that it is effectively endless. i say this because i am extremely skeptical about quantum mechanics; i have no doubt it describes things well, obviously, but the uncertainty/superpositive nature is baked into the model, and i feel like quantum mechanics might represent the start of reaching scale-limits. i think the limiting factor here is very similar to the limiting factor in predicting chaos, at some point the amount of observations you need to predict something grow so large that it becomes theoretically impossible to predict.so i too am skeptical about consciousness being magical. i DO think that some aspect of awareness is fundamental, maybe some kind of awareness happens whenever any sort of computation happens...and i suppose it is structures of awareness that bring about consciousness, sufficiently complex structures. i dunno.>>33746927is this written with ai? what is this anon? did you think my post was rough or somethin?
>>33746851F"Your student loan refund has been canceled"
>>33746974You told another women your bra size and then they said they would keep it a secret but then they didn't, right?
LadiesI got a haircut today and the hairdresser had a scissors tattoo, does it mean that she's a dyke or that she really likes being a hairdresser?
>>33746892Smartphones are like cars... I can barely tell them apart. If these were turned around, I'd have no idea they were iPhones.
>>33746972I like the pink and yellow ones. It doesn’t matter what phone color you have anon
>>33746991Yeah
>>33746983It's the new version of Movie Maker. Yeh, I don't know why they changed the name either.
>>33746820MBalloon Fiesta starts this weekend so that'll be fun>>33746924>WoW is finally getting player housing this year and I couldn't be more excitedBased, I'm literally watching the Midnight deep dive right now and it's way more extensive than I first thought. I think I might try maining Devourer DH since I love playing casters and I'm kinda bored after bouncing between Boomkin/Warlock/DK. I'm leveling a warrior for the first time right now though, despite playing off and on since 2005 lol. What do you main?
I really feel like making out with someone but it not going further just a nice steamy makeout session but tfw no boyfriend:c
>>33746982You are bad at video games because I am a woman. Sure
>>33746989I just wanted to use the word "posit" desu.
>>33746809is this the /co/ thread?
>>33746986idk how to explain it they felt really in focus like my brain was zoomed in on them and couldnt get back out and my hands felt simultaneously as big as the room and regular size
>>33746919do you have a sister you care about? or someone or something you look after and love a lot?
>>33746985>>33746987Hm>>33746988Thanks
>>33746999Your own choice to be single in 2025
state genderhave you ever been in love?
>>33747006Yea
>>33746996Why am I not surprised... why would you think a woman would want that knowledge if not to make fun of you for it? Women know how bra sizes work. Hell, a guy asking that seems like it would just be more out of curiousity.
>>33747002I wish I could get my hands on you, annoying brat. *vortexes you with the warped axe*
>>33747003well posit this: you used it well although your post was just echoing more or less what i was saying (i try to avoid the word emergence though because people tend to treat it like a purposeful force instead of a passive process; people do the same with evolution)
>>33747009FYes
>>33747008i don’t know how to get bf its not a choice
>>33747007Ultralighters are also really experienced. Don't wear the shoes.
>>33747009yesf
>>33747016Sure lolGo outside, dumbass
>>33746999Yeah, that'd be nice. Hope we can both find our makeout session gf/bfs soon, femanon.>>33747016Do you not know any guys you want to date?
>>33747005sounds like you got hypnotized by your own tits lol
>>33747016just go outside and perform your mating call until prospective suitors gather around you and take turns doing their elaborate courtship dances to impress you
>>33746945To me>curious about the worldIf we meet someone sciency and they are telling us about the magic of tree sap (or something), it would be attractive to me if she seemed genuinely interested>playfulKnowing how to have fun is good. I also like the right kind of teasing>activeShe doesn't have to go the gym or be a marathon runner but it's attractive when a girl can move>empathyThat special -girl empathy- is attractive>unbotheredIf she's cringe she just owns it, also the type to shout back at someone then forget the whole thing an hour later.
>>33747021go outside then what? where are the bfs?
>>33747009Male, no but I want to bad.
I could NOT get a gf. Women are way too high maintenance and very exhausting.
>>33746989>i am extremely skeptical about quantum mechanics; i have no doubt it describes things well, obviously, but the uncertainty/superpositive nature is baked into the modelThat's because it's not possible to describe what's happening otherwise. A lot of the "weird" stuff in QM came out of people who were trying to make it "sensible". It started with simply making mathematical descriptions of what was happening in experiments, then people going "wtf this makes retarded nonsensical predictions, look at these other consequences of the math", then new experiments showing that, yes, the results happen to align exactly with those batshit predictions. So it was never really about epistemic limitations, it was just about seeing what was happening, describing it, realizing that the descriptions led to new predictions, and then confirming them.>i DO think that some aspect of awareness is fundamentalLike in some panpsychist models that posit some kind of basic "proto-consciousness" embedded into stuff? I'm not quite into that, because I find that consciousness is inherently reductive; it seems to always be less than the sum of its parts, always oversimplifying and creating hackish misrepresentations of things (which are nonetheless useful), so I think it really is "emergent", in the same way that a bunch of tiny shit that doesn't really behave like matter interacts to cause the appearance of matter in large scale.
>>33747011I don't know, i was into girls back then but also they would be very pushy when they would ask me some things, i wasn't really good at dealing with it but not all girls are like that
>>33747010okay, well imagine that you could take a peak into their head one day without them knowing, and you heard them saying the same things you were saying to yourself. "i'm awkward," "why can't i be normal," "who could ever love me," "why are my boobs so small," etc.would you be okay with that? what if somebody was saying it to them, would you be okay with *that*? and if the answer is "no" (and it should be), then why it is okay with you to be that way to yourself? in 200 words, double spaced please.
>>33747024woaw.thank you.
>>33747022>Do you not know any guys you want to date?all my friends are girls I don’t befriend guys usually
>>33746996That makes it extra fucked up, not cool at allDid you know her size so you could do it back to her? Lol>>33747009F, I don't think so>>33747017Like that>>33747030Sounds like you could get one, but not keep one
>>33747024can women really not see their torsos when they stand up...what a horrifying security flaw.
No such thing as a single woman.
>>33747025>you got hypnotized by your own titsI think I've read this doujin...
>>33746890what anon, do you hate puppies or something? is that your presence in this world?
>>33746976nope I know Im a fucking retard, so I need to grind hard now>>33746961this is why I know Im fucked
>>33747026>mating callsif only it was that easy for human
>>33747037I've never had one.
>>33747009M. Yes, I think so. But who knows?
>>33747028It would be as easy as you talking to a lone guy that you see walking around, even better if it's someone on the same route as youAre you repulsively fat or ugly or just mentally fucking retarded?
>>33747032NTA a pushy lesbian? You don't say...
>>33747039wtf yes there is or where is my supposed bf if no such thing as a single woman
>>33747038She could have a moderately sized primate wrapped around her stomach and not even know it
>>33747030i think you're just afraid you would like the high maintenance lifestyle too much and not be able to go back to your current life, and have to deal with the constant anxiety of being commited and not having anything to fall back on if it doesnt work out
>>33747024>ankle support>runningWhat?
>>33747012Critical fail, you chop your nuts off. Just like in every video game
>>33747037>Did you know her sizeYeah but i wasn't that type of person that would point out physical stuff and even if i did i'm not sure if it would have helped because it was more people doing it and every girl would have a pretty bormal size anyway
>>33747037Your tongue is beautiful then and even staring at the picture sends shivers down my lower back and my groin. It's actually haunting.
>>33747048>uglyno>fatnot>mentally retardedmore likely yes i just dont know how to talk to guys
>>33747040seems like a doujin concept. was it female tits?I'm sure yours are big enough that it wouldn't make a difference.
>>33746809Why do women want their wedding dresses to be white?White is supposed to symbolize purity (virginity), and 98.5% of modern brides are not virgins on their marriage. So, they are just larping.
>>33746828>If you kick me out, you will die by stabbing.>If you want me to get a job, then find me a job that isn't wageslavery.>Oh you can't? Who would've thunk it.
>>33747055That can't happen in Elden Dog.
>>33747060Bruh that was a joke...
>>33747050She was surely bi at least but i doubt she actually liked me tho
Women, would you want to bring a moid hiking?
>>33747033nta Those exact questions go through my mind all the time except it's "why are my boobs so big?"
>>33747068only if he’s my bf
>>33747054You know, the part where your feet hit the ground?
>>33747062>So, they are just larping.Answered your own question.Funfact, apparently in some asian countries white signifies death and mourning.
>>33747062It's pretty much just tradition at this point. Like Christmas or something.
>>33747062Because it's traditional. No one gives a shit about the virginal aspect anymore.
>>33747024now that post about "big enough for an adult cat to rest comfortably against my underboob" makes sense
>>33747062I’m virgin and I don’t want my dress to be white so idfk
>>33747072No running shoes have ankle support.
>>33747066oh...well whatever. nice boobs, regardless.
>>33747068Only if he's up for it. And I would have to rethink the way I dress.
>>33747075how are the wedding plans!! is it soon?! i cant believe it...
>>33746842>Women with an online presence, have you ever been stalked?I think once, it was my own fault. Right now very big doubtful
>>33747071So not as a way of trying to make him your bf?
>>33747068the last time this question got asked all the men said they would want to sniff their gfs/wives after several days of not showering sooooo.....
>>33746852>Atoga how do I spot a sociopath?You cannot unless you're highly trained male psychologist and or are sociopath/psychopath
>>33747079Well I meant more than zero support
>>33746820F. Next week I get to watch hockey again.>>33746855Woman is fine.
>>33747088>male psychologistEx-CUSE me?
>>33747033ntaThe difference is that the people I care about are a little stupid sometimes at worst. On the other hand, I have few redeeming qualities and would be better described as a modern Clippy than as a "human person" since all of my virtues are work related.
>>33747039Right, they always travel in packs.
>>33747086nta Fuck no. Hikes are terrible dates. You want me to get all sweaty infront of you?
>>33747082It's the week after next. We're finishing up all the details. Have everything booked. Now it's mostly logistics. It's not gonna be a big thing, but it is important to us, so I want to make sure everything is seamless.
>>33747086no he doesnt get bf privileges if hes not bf
>>33747075Ah yes, modern women care a lot about traditions.
>>33747081>And I would have to rethink the way I dress.Why?
>>33747095>You want me to get all sweaty infront of you?Yes.
>>33747030I can relate. My desire to approach foids is completely gone now. I did approach a few females years ago, but having to listen to a female speak just pisses me off now and I'm not interested in being a jester for them.
>>33746992Representing her profession thought it's not really professional
>>33746855I like chick. Makes me feel like a badass video game character.
>>33747063It's funny how quick the "get a job" crowd shuts up when you tell them to find you a job.
>>33746925That might be a good trait, if people being dicks just washes over you.>>33746974That’s ridiculous, I’m sorry that happened. Being reduced to something like that is awful.
>>33747087>sooooo.....soo... is that a yes or a no then?
>>33747009>state gender>have you ever been in love?Probably
>>33747100I KNEW I should have added "Wait, don't answer that" as soon as I posted.
Why do women and girls always try to emasculate their brothers, nephews, etc, by putting them in makeup and doing their hair and shit? I always put a stop to that shit when my cousins would try to do that to my little brother. I had girls in high school wanting to do my hair before, I told them to fuck off as well.
>>33747033How do you know about my boobs? I wouldn’t be okay with that but when it’s me to myself, I know we’re cool and that I’m allowed
>>33747070The answer is "because Satan is real, and he stole the wishes of multiple flat girls and gave them all to you instead"
>>33746826Hey! Who do you cheer for?>>33746892I don't understand the difference beside colors. I like the black one the most, but all the other ones are cool too.>>33747068Yeah! If he likes it. Moids need enrichment.
i feel so bad for only children
>>33747089Running shoes don't even cover the ankles.
>>33747031>and then confirming them.well i don't actually know the mathematics of QM deep enough to really give deep critiques. i feel like there are red flags, i'm not sure if there are any reasons to believe it is foundational that aren't already assumed, but i feel like there are a ton of red flags. the fact that we had to resort to statistics just to even understand what's going on in theory i feel like is kind of what you'd expect in the world i'm positing, because the further away you move from your observational scale, the more uncertain things get as you would approach properties that impact higher scales less and less, but eventually you'll reach a point where you can *never* be certain that it's a lower property of some kind because there is too much noise. QM is also time reversible AFAIK, which seems like a major red flag. i probably shouldn't feel as confident as i do in this, but if what i'm thinking isn't true, then the world makes way way way less sensebut yeah, i suppose it approaches pansychism, but it's still materials related because it's the act of things changing that would create the sensations, so it still requires specific structures in order for something like e.g. identity and selfhood to exist. the world i'm imagining actually bears almost no relation at all to what we experience, absolutely all of our experience (from the three-dimensionality of space to even the existence of time, really) is all constructed. you could say it is a way of processing the signals of existence that would allow what we understand genes to be to have the best chance of reproducing. i hope what i'm saying makes sense because i can visualize it precisely in math-imagination, but i have a hard time reasoning about it or its implications. thank you for indulging in my schizotypy btw
Why do titcows get teased so much by other WOMEN it seems?
>>33747068>Women, would you want to bring a moid hiking?Sure but he better not kill me and, we'd have to be careful, hiking is dangerous now a days
>>33747062FI look really good in white >>33747068Yes
>>33747092You bloody well better believe in Basedcawlogy. Jung said it best: If you aren't cleaning your room, you're fawling down the gawd dahmmed rabbit hole of post-mawdern neo-Marxism. That's why I take benzos and only eat raw meat.
>>33747097I see. Thanks.
>>33747116only child here.why?
>>33747119Because men are (rightfully) afraid to comment on big boobs.
>>33747111They're disgusting
>>33747098We care about traditions that don't try to take away our autonomy and rights.
>>33747119Because they keep bragging
>>33747115nta but I fucking despise orange for some reason. I realize I shouldn't have this much hatred for a color but I do.
>>33747062Actually white wedding dresses became fashionable in victorian england, and until the 20th century women would pretty much marry in their sunday best. While there's an association between white and purity, the reason for the white wedding dress is mostly fashion. I like fashion.
>>33747095Being sweaty doesn't bother me.
>>33746978Yeah if you have pronation
>>33747119Women don't seem to understand the power that boobs actually have. They are not just sacks of fat.
>>33747110It's too late. When we make camp after the first day, your dirty clothes are going in my backpack so I can huff them. Also I'm going to pay a mountain shaman to induce copious discharge so you burn through all your underwear on the first day.
>>33747124what a lonely life of an only child :c what happens when you grow and your parents die? no siblings to mourn with or remember good times. Just yourself and no one else
>>33747115>Moids need enrichment.Like a husky?
>>33747062White doesn't symbolize virginity you absolute uncultured swine. White dresses became popular because of some socialite.
>>33747127The right to kill babies? Why is murdering so important to you? Fucking psycho.
>>33747124Only children grow up being egotistical and selfish
>>33747130I want to be baptized with my wife and actually just know we've both committed to each other as Christians before God.
>>33747119Ants nipping at the heels of lions, nothing more.
>>33747137Yeah. You can't let your moid spend too much time inside the house or he'll go nuts.
>>33747124Since you're alone you're more likely to be picked up by a large bird of prey (or a pedophile)
>>33747119I think the real question is why do titcows let other women bring them down so much? The girls I know with the lowest self esteem are the ones with the largest tits
>>33747127So only the unimportant ones? I see.>Lifelong partnership>Support through all hardships>Stable household>Family creation and loyaltyNo>Pretty dressYesLol. Lmao.
>>33747148>he'll go nutsIn what ways?
>>33747096gosh im so happy for you guys.....will you be eloping for a steamy honeymoon??
>>33747119This is gonna make me sound petty but I think a lot of the time they're just jelly. And don't realize a lot of the drawbacks it has.
>>33747118>the further away you move from your observational scale, the more uncertain things get as you would approach properties that impact higher scales less and less, but eventually you'll reach a point where you can *never* be certain that it's a lower property of some kind because there is too much noiseAh I see, that's a perfectly reasonable stance, but the thing is that the people who disliked the weird implications of QM specifically attempted to address that through theorems like Bell and Kochen-Specker to show mathematical formulas that provide clear proof that certain results should *not* happen with a large enough sample, in order to get around that very limitation you mentioned about using statistical inference. They pointed out that QM predicted patterns and correlations that are flat out physically impossible under "sensible" assumptions, and then experiments were done multiple times, independently, by different teams, closing loopholes that others pointed out, accounting for the noise you mentioned... and the same damn results that matched QM's predictions kept being replicated over and over again. This has been going on for over 4 decades at this point, since the Aspect experiments.
>>33747144Why didn't you get baptized as a baby?
>>33747136>what a lonely life of an only childeh, kinda right? I had friends growing up, but I am used to being alone and enjoy it. Perhaps that's why I never bothered getting a relationship.>what happens when you grow and your parents die?well I have other, younger family members that knew them so I don't think I'll be entirely alone in grieving. Plus as along as I can grieve it's not a huge issue.
>>33747148That's not true. I spend all my time inside and I've never gone nuts.I only went nuts once when I was outside.
>>33747150Might as well just ask "why does anyone allow themselves to be bullied?"
>>33747152NTA; all men are schizos and if you don't let him enjoy naturally occurring environmental patterns he'll start seeing them in the wallpaper and go stark raving mad. Gibbering.
>>33747142Why is that always you people's go-to? It was never about valuing life, it's about controlling women. If conservatives gave a shit about babies or women, they wouldn't be cutting welfare that primarily supports women and children.
>>33747105It's okay, i think that as some people grow up they act a bit different at least but it does take time to feel okay enough with your body when stuff like that happens
>>33747139>>33747130It was popularized by Queen Victoria, and yes, it did symbolize purity
>>33747157>Perhaps that's why I never bothered getting a relationshipyou don’t crave one?
>>33747150Because criticism from other women actually matters
>>33747078you have a male brain, that's the issue
>>33747093hey anon, you wanna know what i think? and i mean it too: i'd take clippy over chatgpt any day, and i'd take a real bonofide Robot over the average human person any day as well, so i think you're doing pretty fine and should be nicer to yourself because right now you're more appealing than every other female in this thread on these two factors alone. maybe a better question to ask is "to whom do i need to be redeemable to, and why is my redeemability so important for them?" before tossing aside your shackles and FINALLY getting that sweet, sweet breast augmentation...>>33747112LMFAO sorry i was just being cheeky anon, it was a cold read, don't look into it. well there's your problem then, no? you're not cool, you live a tortured existence that you then torture yourself further through self-blame and the end result is just a sad female, which is not cool unless it's hillary clinton on election night 2016
>>33747144Good for you! White wedding dresses are not christian tradition, tho - they are fashion. Blue has a higher significance in Christian tradition, and it is the color Mary is usually depicted wearing.
Why do people wear black at funerals?
>>33747153Not eloping, but I'm using up the remainder of my PTO for a three week long honeymoon. Not sure how steamy it's gonna be, but I have a jam-packed itinerary.
>>33747161mh, I'll allow it.
>>33747170Tradition
>>33747162>It was never about valuing lifeYes, it was.
>>33747166When you're talking about boobs? Or just your body in general?
>>33747170They're clearly LARPing.
>>33747175In general, but especially body issues. Guys say anything you want to hear, so honest feedback has to come from women
>>33747165eh, comes and goes. like sometimes I'll lay in bed and think about how nice it would be to hold a girl in my arms and fall asleep. also sex LOL.but truthfully, it's never been strong enough to actually try.
>>33747162But WHICH women and children? If the welfare is going towards subhumans or foreigners instead of my fellows/family and their children like it was supposed to, why shouldn't welfare be cut?
>>33747170LARP
>>33747156My Dad is Catholic and apparently we had outstanding tithe fees or something so they wouldn't do it. But I'm not really sure about baby baptism anyways. Like shouldn't you know you're being baptized and being saved before Jesus when you're doing it? Like a deliberate declaration before the church, God, and the community? I want my wife to see it.
>>33747152He'll spend too much time in front of the computer and get his brain fried. Men need to see the sun, move heavy objects and fix things to function properly.
>>33747167i’m a woman how do i have male brain?
>>33747164No it didn't
>>33747170Black is associated with grief and loss in Western culture. In Asian cultures it's actually white. So, yeh, don't wear white to an Asian wedding.
>>33747171
>>33747162>they wouldn't be cutting welfare that primarily supports women and children.Oh, that's just because boomer conservatives still think everyone tithes and goes to church so we don't need a welfare state because the local community will provide for the needs of the misfortunate.I think younger conservatives want to see more government support in childcare, at least on the state or municipal level. We're still against the federal welfare state in general though because social security and medicare are unsustainable ponzi schemes.
>>33747183...I should go outside tomorrow.
>>33747182Why not go to a different catholic church
>>33747183No, they need a loving gf to function properly. Going outside while alone will just make him suicidal.
>>33747179as long as you’re happy anon, that’s all that matters. Just remember if you wish to ever have children don’t wait too long because the quality of sperm decreases with age. You could end up with autistic or retarded children. Science barely found out men do have a biological clock
>>33747174No, it wasn't. Nor is it about guaranteeing a certain standard on quality of life. Just "Here's the baby we forced you to carry to term, you broke bitch. Here's the $50k hospital bill. Now go find a gutter to die in."
>>33747178I don't ASK though, that's the point. I don't give a shit about what you think of my boobs or whatever.
>>33747194Yeah, unsolicited feedback is especially annoying, I'm on your side here
Post genderWhat are the traits that make you think "a man wrote this" or "a woman wrote this" about a given piece of text (eg. a reply here)?Not obvious tells like stating one's gender.
>>33747088>or are sociopath/psychopathThey can recocnize each other?
>>33747193Don't have sex if you don't want to get pregnant. Are you stupid?
>>33747189Move an heavy object on your way out.>>33747191No, anon. Stop making excuses, go fix a fridge or something.
>>33747196suck my dick
>>33747183What if he's White (can't take the sun outside the far north), poor (no food for energy to move things), and retarded (can't fix things even if he wanted to)?
>>33747024>deletedtoo late boobanon, we saw you
>>33747155oh there's no doubt that quantum mechanics covers some aspect of our world, i'm more just wondering to what extent, and what exactly is it covering? because it feels to me meta-cognitive on some level, like quantum physics is more about investigating human investigatability, and maybe in the process we can work out physical laws as a result since we can get clear statistical correlations, but it's near impossible (as evidence by the fact that we are now discovering basically nothing, now). i think QM is probably more akin to Newton's laws, it is a specific case of something more general; which means that the universe isn't quantum system, but rather it behaves a lot like a quantum system enough that quantum systems approximate it.quantum physics reminds me a lot of maxwell's demon. there was never a paradox with maxwell's demon because the demon has access to physically-impossible-to-get information, and i feel like the same is true for quantum mechanics since a lot of it doesn't model the system that's running the experiments, it just models the experiments. but again though, i can't levy a proper criticism to it, that'll have to wait until i find the time to study out the math
>>33747180So you only value life when the life in question is white? But illegal immigrants don't qualify for those programs because you need a SSN. >>33747188This is all true.>>33747187Nice
>>33747193don't argue with them, they're not worthy and just want to fight with useless words
>>33747195nta hey, me personally, if my girlfriend asks me if those pants make her look fat and they do I WILL say yes.
>>33747196FIf a post seems reasonable, changes its mind, or apologises, a woman wrote it
>>33747201Stop being a pussy.
>>33747168>sad femaleI’m not that sad
>>33747202Was it something negative or positive
>>33747190Idk, Im not my dad, I'm going to guess they were just lazy desu. My mom gave up making replacement keys for the car because the quick key thing at Walmart wouldn't work.
>>33747207MTIL I learned I'm a woman because I've had my mind changed ITT
>>33747197Yes, and it's hilarious to watch them interact.
>>33747206No issues with that, it's the correct answer and you were asked!
>>33747204It's a matter of priorities. And this applies to anywhere with such issues, not just the US.Why should foreigners and other races receive my welfare when my neighbor or my cousin is struggling?
>>33747198Accidents happen. Rape and incest happen. Conservative lawmakers do not want exceptions.
>>33747196if a post talks about genitalia or sex in a perverted or degrading way its written by a man
>>33747210NTAThey were nice but also tasteful
>>33747180I'm all for racist jokes and stuff but do you not realize how stupid you sound?
>>33747210It was a pic in reply to "can women see boobs and feet if they look down" so positive if you like boobs I guess
>>33747196fhow fetishy it is and if it makes sense or not
>>33747216>and incestWhat's wrong with me having children with my sisterwife
>>33747213>Yes But how?>hilarious to watch them interact.Why?
I've never been ITT before. Is this infested with disgusting trannies pretending to be female?
>>33747216Because it's not the baby's fault. And less than 1% have that happen to them anyway.
>>33747191men don't need anything except food and shelter. your ancestors didn't have "girlfriends", they were wild apes who fucked any hole they saw, so hop to it little man whore
>>33747217or JH
>>33747196F. Paragraphs of /pol/shit are posted by men without exception.>>33747212Congrats on your new uterus!>>33747224Yes. Run away before you get cooties.
>>33747209nah i'm just a little bit sad haha its alright you can win them all hahacome on anon...i ask you again: would you be okay with your baby sister being just a little bit sad for an indefinitely long time?
>>33747220Oh okay, very brave
>>33747207Objectively wrong.>>33747196You can tell a woman wrote a post if it is really fucking retarded.
>>33747196This >>33747219 was written by a woman.>no argument>only petty insults and shaming attempts
>>33747009F. Yes. I am very in love.>>33747224Not that much, no.
>>33747192thanks. children are still up in the air for me. Though I'm in my late 20's already and no dating experience so I doubt it'll happen.btw are you a femanon? if so, thank you again for caring about the opposite gender.
>>33747224no, just regular troll men pretending to be female, and the occasional femanon pretending to be male. i wouldn't know about this, as a cisgender masculine dude guy who eats cigarettes for breakfast and crushes beers for lunch at my construction job.
>>33747196Girls tend to be serious in a cute/retarded way. Like you can write obvious troll nonsense and if someone gives a legit thoughtful answer - foid hands
Just finished my leg workout and was considering masturbating in the gym bathroom since I won’t be able to get home for 2 hours. Obviously I plan to do it in a stall where no one will see me, maybe just hear me. How do you guys feel about public sex or even exhibitionism?
>>33747218it was obscene and I'm glad it didn't derail the entire thread
>>33747222Children will come out with genetic diseases and deformities.
>>33747236>cisgenderword invented by a pedophile, kys
>>33747235ya i’m a femanon! and dw i love caring for moids ttyl
>>33747237that's actually a woman trolling you but you are too retarded to notice
>>33747239it was more tasteful than posting your bare tits on /soc/ and linking here and then having a meltdown when not enough people rate you
>>33747242Antisemitic post.
>>33747224I’m bring called that regardless
>>33747233I'm a man, sorry.>only petty insults and shaming attemptsYou mean like how you're trying to do to women now?
>>33747240Not at the first generation desu
>>33747196Men don't think like women. When they write about sex they think about different things, they respond differently. I genuinely don't understand how people get confused.
>>33747243sweetest femoid Q4 2025. not bad for two days into the quarter!
>>33747244Foid hands
>>33747242oh sorry! i mean, DA JOOS, am i right, fellow men? and what about that bbc that white women love so much what's up with that
>>33747196the amount of incorrect moid hands i see being thrown around is hilarious
>>33747256You can not be antisemitic and still recognize that gender and sexual orientation are fake constructs made explicitly by marxists to destroy the nuclear family.
>>33747256i'm female, why are you using tim pedophile words that erase women
>>33747223That anon doesn't have a clue anon
Why don’t men just decenter women? Women do it to men. Men are so desperate. It defies all logic.
>>33747253This just says "I assume I'm right every time"
>>33747256>what about that bbc that white women love so much what's up with thatEntirely made up.
>>33747258but to be racist is to be manly, fellow manon, didn't they teach you this in 4chan school
>>33747024I'm sorry but your feet and legs look absurdly tiny from this angle. Are you 6'8" or something?
>>33747243you're so sweet.I hope you're doing alright too, femanon. anything you want to talk about, feel free.
>>33747254*mwah* a kiss on your cheek take care young man
>>33747257I think some of them are meant to be kidding.
>>33747265no woman that tall has tits that big
>>33747257I asked this because people have a bad habit of assuming I'm a woman through text.
>>33747261Men have put us on too high of a pedestal as a gender.
>>33747264This but unironically
>>33747263but what about that goth girl who hats white men? as a man, i get my opinions and anecdotal experience straight from the source: /adv/ atoga threads
>>33747272moid hands?
>>33747261women deprived of men get moody, men deprived of women die
>>33747272im not reading all that but i assume it confirms that i am, indeed, a man. and not a larper because that would just be ridiculous!
>>33747273I would just like to point out here that I am ONE of the goth girls around here and I do not hate white men. Thank you.
>>33747269is that true?
>>33747275But men can live as ascetics.
>>33747270I have the opposite problem. People always assume I'm a man through text. I believe it's because they think I'm too articulate and aggressive to be female. For whatever reason, a lot of women don't bother with proper capitalization and punctuation.
>>33747273>straight from the source>/adv/ atoga threadsEveryone knows that /gif/ is where the information is. Girls' Information and Facts, that's what /gif/ stands for. Why else is it full of BBC slop?
>>33747278i sure hope one of them picks you girly! otherwise that post would be embarrassing
>>33747196mit's kind of 100% vibe. my brain is sucking in as many details as it can all the time, i find myself absentmindedly relating posts to certain posters and stuff without really any intention. it's not any one trait in isolation, but groups of traits. undercase writing +female energy, inconsistent casing with personal pronouns, and topics or ways of expressing things i'm not used to seeing guys do. i think people underestimate just how much their unique personalities shine through their posts, most posts i read have SOME amount of familiarity to anons in the past, and vibe + relevant detail is enough usually. anons do not like that though so i'm trying to do it less even though there are a lot of anons i root for here
>>33747263I think what happened is that black men are the only ones who have no fear of #MeToo so they ask girls out in public more than other races so it's just a numbers game.
>>33747265Maybe she used a fisheye lens effect or something
>>33747272is this true?
>>33747275>men deprived of women dieEverybody dies.
>>33746809It was goodhttps://youtu.be/KFgU_Rtta2wSo what kind of psycho warrior are you?
>>33747285so you admit white men are whiny, easily influenced, chronically online cowards? gee i wonder why they struggle to find a mate
>>33747282i dunno but speaking of which that big japanese tits thread is awesome.
>>33747230No but I can handle it she can’t
>>33747264sorry, i didn't go to 4chan school but akashic record school.>to be racist is to be humanTRVKE>>33747267ay good girl anon, good start to the work day, bless you
>>33747283Yes, that's my dream, to pick up one of you studs. That's the only reason I'm here.
>>33747290Angry shitskin detected.
As a black women, racism is rampant in dating dynamics. I regret being a weeb and letting that sway my dating taste/
>>33747278i'm an ex goth and i agree with you, pretty sure the majority is like that too anyway
Women, imagine sharing a bed with a guy. A big warm relaxed coil of strength for you to put your back against or rest your head on.Men, imagine sharing a bed with a woman. A cold witch concocting nighttime spells of sharp elbows and icy feet to push you to the edge of the bed.
>>33747184what is a woman?
>>33747296it is brutal seeing how different people treat you when you dont fit the mold
>>33747295how angry can i be when im getting my dick sucked
>>33747292oh so you're happy, actually? you like feeling awkward and alone and self-conscious?
>>33747278Meaning anon has multiple goth girls on his roster he is waiting to mount.
>>33747290It's honestly difficult for me (F) to find female friends because so many of you have this disgustingly retarded mindset. Niggers and shitskins commit far more crime than white men per capita. White men built my nation, they are the only reason we even have internet or our countries. Why do you hate them? Because your friends told you to? God, I hate other women. Fuck women. I'm glad I get to talk to mostly men on here.
>>33747273The irony is that women who hate men of their own race and only want to date outside of their race give me the ick because what, are you gonna hate your own sons? That kind of racial self-hatred is a massive turnoff.
>>33747289...
>>33747301i bleed a few days a month from my vagina and have the ability to bear children if i want to
>>33747289I always thought the aesthetic of warrior monks with robes over full suits of armour looks cool, so I'm gonna go with Dark Ange... I mean "Dark Warriors".
>>33747303Ok, and? So what? Another dude sucked your dick. Don't make a big deal about it.
>>33747300>push you to edge of the bedmore like push me off the ledge
>>33747307my kids won't be white, thanks to racists and the one drop rule!
>>33747308aw, this cupcake design is cute, i love it lots femanon although it is maybe too bad you used tranny colors
>>33747309There are infertile women though
>>33747307can you imagine a rasta who hates jamaicans
>>33747315Racism is natural.
>>33747300Accurate
>>33747300icy feet? sounds good to me!
>>33746828I have a job and still git kicked out>>33746820MThe sweet release of death>>33746839Does it actually? Woo just in time for Hallowe'en>>33746851My mom told me to kys >>33746895Getting a masters is already ahead of most people. I don't have a degree
>>33747307Racial hatred in general is a turn off.
My little brother (college junior) is becoming an incel. I don’t know how to help him. I feel like most incels could be saved if they could get laid once so maybe I can pay for a prostitute do pretend to be into him?
Why is curvy used to designate obese women on dating app.>If you don’t like curves, just swipe leftNigga just put a picture of yourself standing up, and we’ll decide if we like it or not. Don’t make it a surprise game!
>>33747317If my wife was infertile, and you tried to imply this means that she is a woman in the same way a tranny is, you are getting decked in the mouth.
>>33747317true, never even tried to bear children but according to tracking my cycle, I have all healthy traits of ovulation and good fertility so if I wanted I can get pregnant. Honestly Ive always wondered if I can get pregnant on the first try
>>33747296have you tried not being black?Race isn't just skin; it's behavior. Wearing corncrows and saying "No, she didn't" is a choice
>>33747319Racism is, but I don't think racial self-hatred is.
>>33747318I can since I met one. Met several self-hating non-whites actually.
>>33747325>a prostitute do pretend to be into himWhat could possibly go wrong. There is no way this plan could backfire.
>>33747296black MYeah sometimes I wonder if I should just find a black weeb gf instead, but those women are hard to find irl
anons what are your thoughts on non white women like Latinas? or Asians? if i date one could she give me white looking sons?
>>33747325That doesn't fix the issue of women not liking him because he's a non-Chad. If he has money, he can get an escort himself.
women, you'd be okay with a playfully racist guy, right? don't tell me you're one of those "no anon you can't even jokingly say those things, it contributes to their oppression by stigmatizing them!" types, because ew btw
>>33747294nta but are you the girl who was looking for a "normal white guy"?
>>33747331really? i know some non-white people have issues with that and i feel sorry for themi just find "goth girl who surely loves bbc only" hilarious that's all
>>33747322get a degree then faggitand dont be stupid like me, do volunteering and internships while youre at it
>>33747337i dated once briefly but gave me major icks
>>33747329NTA. Doesn't sound like you're talking about race, to me. That's culture, not race.
>>33747325No that'll just accelerate his oncel progress because it'll affirm that women withhold mediocre holes for male resources and have no other function
>>33746873We're all awkward hereNormal is ogrerated>>33746926Yeah>>33746945If she's caring and sweet and smart and funny>>33746974Sorry to hear that happened to you I'm glad you're getting better>>33747004Always has been
>>33747335Racemixing is a coin flip. On one extreme is Elliot, on the other is Markiplier.
>>33747328>Honestly Ive always wondered if I can get pregnant on the first tryStatistically unlikely. If you do it at random day odds are 2.5%, because fertilization can only happen in certain days.If you time it in most fertile days, it is still only 33% chance, so you would like to get fucked multiple times in a row
>>33747300My husband moves like he's possessed by a demon all fucking night.
I'm 23F and have plucked around 20 grey hairs these past few weeks. I found the first one at around 20. I am beyond demoralized. What causes this? My mom found her first grey at 29 and my dad in his 40s.
>>33747338No that was me
>>33747325Just have sex with him. Incel, incest? Who cares?
>>33747352oh hello again.was I normal enough for you?
>>33747262Every time I've been sure it was a woman I've been right so I think I'm right. Trannies also have a habit mentioning discovering their femininity and being feminine in a way women don't.I guess the biggest aspect of when I know the poster is female is the path to arousal is completely different. Women appreciate you working on the mind first and building almost a mythological or emotional intimacy and then building horny from that. Meanwhile guys pretending to be women back off or focus on like specific fetish stuff. Like if a poster is autistically focused on like nipple rings and gimp suits and stuff I know it's most likely a guy, because they also hyper fixate differently too. Idk how to describe it. Like with a guy they'll start sharing about different types of gimp suits and linking art and stuff. With a woman they'll start sharing personal experiences that shaped their interest usually linking specific memories with arousal. With women paying attention to those memories and experiences gives you the path to lead her into physicality and THEN they become hyper degenerate and physical.They're just way different, idk. I'm sure there's exceptions but in general male and female arousal is just way fucking different.
>>33747325i dont think sexlessness is actually the problem for most incels, but socializationbut fixing thats more complicated than hiring a hooker to maul him for 29 minutes
>>33747300Sharing a twin XL in a college dorm with a girl had me constantly spooked that I was gonna push her off the bed in my sleep
>>33747030Tell me about it, I can't keep someone around lol, relationships are too much work>>33747062They look kawaii >>33747111You sound miserable bruv
>>33747337Yes I would be okayI cannot date a guy who acts aghast if I get a little racist
>>33747343oh icks multiple, huh? anything specific? i wonder if my ex shared in them
>>33747351stress but you can dye it girl no problemalso why are women so worked about grey hairs? they dont look bad on people
>>33747289M
>>33747340Yeah. They were all pals of mine in the military. The best part of being government property is the people you meet. Maybe the only good part.
>>33747351Stop plucking them. It's genetics, stress
>>33747238it sounds terrible and you'll rot your brain
>>33747325>I feel like most incels could be saved if they could get laid once so maybe I can pay for a prostitute do pretend to be into him?https://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Tysha
>>33747306FWant to be friends? I’m also tired of my libtard friends. One time one got mad at me and called me racist for not liking pit bulls..
>>33747351>find a grey hair>stress out>find more grey hairsnyehehehehe
>>33747348are you mansplaining ovulation and fertility to me? a woman who tracks her cycle for the past three years and is aware when she’s ovulating? ok thx
>>33747337this is okay only if you're european, anything else is cringe
>>33747309Science is evolving to give trannies the ability to menstruate and give birth, does that make them women?
>>33747354unfathomably based
>>33747170Cuz it's emo>>33747261>decenterSay what now >>33747289Axes and beer sounds lit
>>33747304I don’t feel awkward and alone. I am alone though
>>33747350Don't lie. I have bro slept and men are so much less hostile in their sleep. It's quite comfy actually. No homo.
>>33747374you said you didn't know your own odds, so...
>>33747374You have to be 18 to browse this website
>>33747351FI had the same issueIt might be a vitamin deficiency, get your blood tested
>>33747300M, that's why I sleep against the wall if I'm with a babe>>33747325Does he go outside muchMaybe take him to a bar or something>>33747342I dropped out of my scholarship and can't afford to go backI'm too ADHD for school lol
>>33747379you know, knock them off balance. tackle a man. knock him out of the ring. jostle him forcefully. shouldercheck him in aisle 6. get him called for a 3 second rule violation and benched.
>>33747351I'm risking another ban by telling you it's microplastics
>>33747382CuteI’m fujoing out rn
>>33747364ya multiple i could give a whole list.
>>33747380isn't that what you mentioned at the very start though? you were like aaaaa why am i so awkward aaaa why cant i be normal
>>33747386>dropped our my scholarship Happened to me. I was lucky to find a decent paying job while living with my parents and went back. But my college was somewhat cheap , relatively
>>33747351I have a coworker who's hair started turning silver when he was 24. Shit's unreal. Lucky for him he married his childhood friend he's known since they were both 3 so it's not really a problem.
>>33747306>>33747371You'll end up not standing each other
Sleeping with a man was the best sleep I’ve ever had in my life wish I could do it again one day
>>33747383I never said that. I said I wondered if I can get pregnant on my first try. Perhaps on my ovulation day? I have friends who did.
>>33747289https://youtu.be/KFgU_Rtta2w?t=92BASED
women would you be put off by a man that sleeps on his back and doesn't move an inch while he sleeps? 20 years of being weighed down by my cat has trained me to sleep utterly still
>>33747351If it makes you feel any better I've found some milfs/gilfs with grey hair really hot>>33747306Hope he sees this sisBased take tho>>33747392Happy to hear that my guy, godspeed>>33747395Wholesome I always sleep like shit when I share a bed with a girl lol
>>33747391Because I feel good and then I try to socialize and I end up being awkward it feels like there is a disconnect
>>33747395Same bro, same. Men need to normalize bro-sleeping
>>33747390if i invite you to share some examples will you do it
Women, would you rather be spermed on by multiple man, or spray your milk on a man with multiple other women?
>>33747398Your cat has been alive for 20 years?
>>33747395I would be so proud if someone said this about me.
>>33746925>For my hangover to be goneTell me about itWhat were you up to last night lol
>>33747351I hear milfs are popular with zoomer guys
>>33747382Mine sure isn't. It's like sleeping next to a great dane who needs an exorcism. He kicks, turns, talks, gets impossibly wrapped up in the sheets, occasionally snores and then grabs me in the middle of the night because he wants snuggles. Nothing peaceful about sleeping next to him.
>>33747405>spray your milki don't think i can do that
>>33747400oh gotcha, so that post was you like cringing at some past interaction then or something? how do you socialize? or rather what is leading to your awkward situations, are they dates?
>>33747401I’m not a man>>33747408Have you ever shared a bed with a woman?
>>33747410RealI had a milf addiction counsellor with grey hair and I was super attracted to her kek
>>33747409Chugged boxed wine and went to bed without dinner
>>33747395but how will you ever attract a man to sleep with without the glow and energy of a woman who enjoys consistent, high-quality deep rem sleep?
>>33747412Ok but let’s say your breasts do produce milk, so that you and multiple other women are milking yourselves on man.Either that or multiple men jizz on you.
>>33747395I'm just curious... how many anons ITT have slept with someone of the opposite sex a few times but still have never had a bf/gf?post your gender too.
What percentage of 18-45 year old adults do you think have been in a gangbang before? what percent do you think had some form of multiple person sex (more than 2 people)?If I wanted to be part of a gangbang, where should I go?
>>33747386you had a scholarship?? damn you must have been smart thenwhat are you working now?
>>33747414Recent interaction I try to be normal but sometimes I come off weird and people make faces at me
>>33747416>Have you ever shared a bed with a woman?... once
>>33747418RIP, was the wine nice at least?I also went to bed without dinner lol which probs didn't help. Got back from partying and my housemate was still up so I just went straight to bed after not eating all day lol
>>33747419That’s the fun part! I won’t Loneliness is a horrible cycle and it kills
>>33747422Also for people who have been in gangbangs, if there’s a member, or even many members, of the gangbang I find unattractive, how exactly do you maneuver that without making your taste the primary taste?
>>33747403ok for starters he was very immature, brought race in for everything, couldn’t have serious conversations about anything without saying retarded things. Basically it was like speaking to a growing 13 year old boy. It was like being back in middle school trying to talk to a guy while he made fat noises and voices while talking about races, could never talk about his feelings even though he’s emotional and experiences big emotions himself. Always chasing him trying to get him to say anything. Hope he’s well but wtf was that
>>33747423Nah I honestly just got lucky lol. I was also a nerd in high school and got good gradesI'm a bartender now, it's good fun
>>33747426Better than I was expecting it to be, plus it did the job (got me drunk) so I can't complain too much
>>33747420i just don't think they can "spray" it but i'm okay with any option that is close to that because i'm a farm supporter
My body hurts and I am tired
>>33747406sorry anon, had. well it was more like 19, but i round it up to 20 to honor him, because he earned it
>>33747435is it finally succumbing to your prolonged abuse of it
>>33747395I will never get this opportunity again. No man will ever lay his head next to me.Its so over for me.
*pours healing and resting potion on you*
>>33747289This one
>>33747439Felt that I’m killing myself in two weeks probably because I can’t take it anymore
>>33747431oh man I like the idea of bartending toohow did you learn that? through courses or you just went straight to work?
missed the target... i'll go find my glasses
>>33747437I wish a girl would abuse my body
>>33747424i would make faces at you too, f i could. okay sorry anon i read too deeply into what you were saying, i just want you to like yourself a little bit anon PLEASE
At what age is it weird to still get “sexy” with 18 year olds?
>>3374744719
>>3374744724
>>3374744725orthe day you're born as a male
>>3374744740
>>33747422Reminds me of highschool when the popular kids had an orgy and they all passed out and the rich dad came back early and freaked out and said he was going to have them all charged with rape then the most popular guy at school killed himself and it set off a suicide chain with 7 suicides among that group so the school was like "don't do this suicide bad" so the pariah kid killed himself the next day.I wonder if gen alpha and zoomies saw the same thing
>>33747432Nice one bro, sounds like some good shizz >>33747111>mfw reading this while still wearing makeup some lass put on me last night, mermaid bracelets my co-worker gave me, and having strawberry vape some girl last night got me
>>33747447depends how unattractive you are
>>33747440>it interacts poorly with my medication and sends me into a coma>the police catch you red-handed in the act of poisoning me
>>33747449i agree but i went with the rule for once
>>3374744730 probably but honestly even as a 50 year old man I wouldn't care. Is pound 18 year old pussy like my life depended on it and every roastie and guy calling me a creep can fuck off. Why would I ever fuck older when I could fuck younger.
>>33747337i wouldn't date a white guy but i would date someone who made fun of white guys so i guess
>>33747442I am having the worst day.
>>33747447I dated an 18yo earlier this year (was 26 at the time) and it did feel a bit dodge desuI think once you're past your early 20s it's a bit sus to be fooling around with 18/19yos. Stick to your age bracket innit
>>33747442Dont kill yourself, anon. The world will be brighter for you.
>>33747454nta this is why you are my favorite and most likely to have his dick sucked itt
>>33747460>i wouldn't date a white guyAre you non-white yourself?>>33747458>Why would I ever fuck older when I could fuck youngerNonce alert
>>33747462What happened
>>33747458zoomer is telling you to kindly kill yourself forever <3 please don't forget it
>>33747447(19-7)*2=24
>>33747430desu those icks don't seem very related to the topic, more about his...inability to execute things well? but far be it from to tell you what your icks are, that does sound like a really annoying person but he sounds like someone traumatized or something. i'm a boy with Big Feelings too, so i do kind of sympathize with that, obviously that is not a trait associated at all with men and i think sometimes that's compensated for, i guess his cope was juvenile racist humor. my cope is isolation and calling myself a puppy to anonymous bewildered strangers online (i'm sorry if this produces yet another ick list for you, it was only for demonstration)
>>33747442Pls don't an hero anon, you can't shitpost with us if you're dead>>33747443Nah no courses or anything just learned on the job. Also wait tables at the place. Once you get the hang of things and how to make different drinks it's a piece of piss honestly. I'm usually drunk at work lol
>>33747463>Stick to your age bracket innitI want to but I feel like it's hard to find other late bloomers and older women (reasonably) expect the guy to have relationship experience and you feel like you're stuck in one of those "need experience to get experience" employment catch-22's where you have to explain why your resume has a gap for nearly a decade, but I also really don't like most women under 22 because of their immaturity.
>>33747447To date or FWBs? 24 is probably the last year I’d even considering dating an 18 year old, maybe 23.To hookup/one night stand with? Maybe 35.
>>33747465Loool ty you are a babeBut nah I was one of the girls last night lmaoSome gay guy started hitting on me and buying me drinks so I dipped lmao
>>33747442You better at least mid 30's if you're considering killing yourself over tfwnbf
>>33747466i'm white, but one of the whites who actually knows my heritage and knows how stupid the concept of "white" even is. if every nonwhite on earth stopped existing it would just be british supremacy or something. euros all hate each other so acting like we come to america and have something in common is retarded
>>33747464It won’t
>think about who in town I would want to date>is my exGrimI need a good work opportunity in a new town. Or a miracle that rewinds 5 years of resentment between two people.
Forgot to pull out in time, how do I convince her to take a plan b?
>>33747454What a cutie
>>33747468I'm going to start working out at planet fitness just to scope out 18 year old gym bunnies that are there doing cardio because high schoolers get free memberships.
>>33747484same situation except we don't resent each other at all
>>33747465His body count would be in double digits if he fucked every girl he slept in the same bed with. But he has trauma from what his aunt did to him lolz
>>33747485enjoy fatherhood
>>33747475>older women (reasonably) expect the guy to have relationship experienceNah, a lot of them will overlook that if they like you, don't listen to the incels>>33747482You're white but wouldn't date whites?Your parents must be proud jkSorry that was mean I'm just playing
>>33747488do what you want, hopefully when you will manage to maaaybe have kids, your daughter will have her virginity taken by a 50 year old man
>>33747486No u <3>>33747488I thought planet fitness was a nightclub and I was so disappointed when I went with a friend
>>33747472to me they are related because other guys I have tried talking to that have that same type of humor have those problems as well. Haven’t met a well established person who likes to joke with race
>>33747482fucking FINALLY someone says it. we treat race like it's this big holy thing when conceptually it was just a useful abstraction for the methods of the day (e.g. selling slaves), and like that's it, there's no crazy story to it. god DAMN it i hate europeans so god damn much, they are literally the cause of every problem in the world one way or another
>>33747490my body count is in the doubles and i don't stigmatize trauma so your post is fundamentally unrelatable to me
>>33747485/fit/ has a guide for this. Get her to drink some juice that causes a miscarriage.
>>33747467The guy I fell in love with told me he hates me. I guess misinterpreted a situation and when I asked someone I trusted about it, they told someone else and he feels like I ruined his life because I guess several people know...but I am honestly more traumatized from the whole situation and not sure what to do, but now he hates me. And I have been crying for hours.
>>33747492my parents don't care because in their day interracial dating taboo equivalent was dating a protestant instead of a catholic. lmao
>>33747485throw her down the stairsor crush the pill and slip it in her drink
>>33747488>smashing high schoolers
>>33747492>Nah, a lot of them will overlook that if they like you, don't listen to the incelsThanks anon I'll give it a shot.
>>33747490I don't think I've slept over with double digits girls lol. And besides my ex and one girl from job last year I haven't shared a bed with anyone in several years I'm honestly just socially retardedLike some girl from work tonight asked when I finish on Saturday and I said 5 and she was like "oh cool, I get off work at 5 too!" and I was like "nice!"Then I got her some plushies on the claw grabber kekI'm going to die alone with the cats
>>33747500>he feels like I ruined his life because I guess several people knowWhat happened that led to that? Do you think it's possible you can reconcile?
>>33747493Hmm when you put it like that I think like 38 to 40 is probably the cut off. I'd absolutely rather have my daughter lose her virginity to a 38-40 year old man who married her than have her fuck around with 18-20 year old men and "gain life experience" having retard relationships or casual sex. An old, stable, committed man is WAY less retarded than just fucking some guy while you're both retarded. It's honestly better for her to just not have sex until she's like 30 than do that.
>>33747505Godspeed my guy>>33747501Lmao fairsHonestly slayJust don't get beaten by a nigger I mean by a socioeconomically disadvantaged scholar
>>33747498nta by why would /fit/ have a guide for that??
>>33747500Sounds like you like causing shit tbqh. Lots of drama and attention seeking without a hint of looking to apologize and mending relationships. You caused shit, fished for sympathy, focused on your personal state of crying, etc. Call me a cynic but I'm just too women-weathered to not spot this.
>>33747485Just tell her the truth.
i have decided that the only way to meet a femcel to marry is ragebait her into murderous vigilanteism as she attempts to use her minimal public presence to hunt me down and slay me state gender, any advice on how best to achieve this?
>>33747501My dad got basically disowned for marrying my mom (black)And of course we're the only stable part of the family kek
>>33747511Because they are autistic about dieting. I don't have the pic saved, but it's been posted all over 4chan quite a bit.
>>33747508Doesn't matter what i want or think if he doesn't want the same.
>>33747510white guys beat their wives too, not sure why this thread pretends that isn't the case lol. there's racial prejudice in the justice system so to take flat numbers at face value without considering cases that like white girl who was murdered by her exbf AFTER calling the cops on him, and the cops deciding that he did nothing wrong, just seems stupid.
>>33747500Aw I'm sorry ): it's not your fault>>33747518Are you a mixed baddie
Whenever I am having a drink, I feel less angry at what happened with my ex.
>>33747495lets see. i certainly don't bring race up all the time, with my friends i feel like it is usually contextual, if the context fits a funny joke. it is certainly not every joke, though you'll have to understand it is necessary and appropriate to consider israel-related jokes as their own orthogonal categorydid i just do it there? weave in an honest explanation with a silly racist joke? i think my childhood environment had left me to seek reassurance, but also severely punished being vulnerable to any capacity, and i feel like that'd fit with what you're saying. i've worked on that though, trying to be more serious in discussions, it's untolerably uncomfortable being uncomfortable around other people that are also being uncomfortable, which i suppose is why i don't date people.(thank you if you made it this far for reading my psychoanalysis of myself)
Should I be worried it has started to take effort just to feel emotions anymore.Gender I guess.
>>33747523>exwtf just move on creep
>>33747521>white guys beat their wives tooTrue, but>there's racial prejudice in the justice system so to take flat numbers at face valueRegardless of this blacks still commit the most violent crime. It's just a fact lol
>>33747523Same. I just want to get drunk with my ex, hold hands, and drift off into death
>>33747517How will tou achieve the marriage part though?
>>33747523What happened?
>>33747509no wonder you want to fuck 18 year olds, you sound like a mix between a mentally ill teenager and a scientology father
>>33747521>white guys beat their wives tooYeah, but they do that less often
>>33747533they get away with it more often *
>>33747522>Are you a mixed baddieI'm a moid but I think I'm getting pretty handsome after fixing my diet.My older sister got hit on a LOT growing up though and probably could've gone into modeling lol
>>33747504Let's say you're an older man trying to hit up young women doing cardio at planet fitness. How's this shirt/top with sleeves rolled a bit up and the collar open slightly with some nice athletic shorts and rubbing shoes that match as a fit? Preferably with a basic watch on the wrist.
>>33747526I went numb around 2015 and that's how I started getting chased by women. There was no rejoicing.
>>33747533Brb getting a black baddie gf>>33747536BasedIs she single jkMy cousin is a swimsuit model
>>33747458>Why would I ever fuck older when I could fuck younger.
>>33747525I hope all goes well with you
If pokemon were real, why would you all be fucking your Dittos?
>>33747530I'll be forced to utilize some of the more unsavoury knowledge I've amassed of The Opposite Gender from my studies to disarm her for long enough for my rugged voice and hands and shoulders and bulge and chest to do their thing.
>>33747533I swear I'm not violent guys...
>>33747535anon, i know you're just baiting but there are people in this country RIGHT NOW that unironically believe that white men and black men beat their wives at the same rate, but in 50% of the cases police just shrug it off and ignore it. this is LITERALLY the world some people believe they live in, and it's probably damaging to society to even pretend to believe it
>>33747538Nta but that fit is hella gay bro I can't lie >>33747544If pokemon were real I'd ask Cynthia to tie me up
>>33747538nta but why not go topless? that way it would be easier to chop your head off
>>33747533lol so on average black women are reported more often as aggressive than any other combo, is that correct by that graph?
>>33747544Would yes
>>33747544imagine james deen but not a rapist and maybe he has a silly face but who cares look at his fucking DICK bro. actually ditto, i'm in the mood for sabrina carpenter today
>>33747512Actually no. I want to make things right, and do the right thing. I have apologized, but please enlighten me on how I can be better, apologize differently. I spend alot of time asking how I can be better or show my appreciation and care for him, but sometimes we all have a little menty b, a good cry and advice.
>>33747542thanks anon, you too
>>33747544Heck no. I'd be full team rocket and terrorize the pokefuckers with my team of zubats
>>33747548Who fucking cares
>>33747532I'm not going to contribute or engage with modern degeneracy. Dating and relationships are beyond fucked right now. People are so fucking casual, people just fucking engage with whoever the fuck and actually have practice relationships and experiments and all that sort of garbage and then get divorced 4 times. I'm not going to marry for love, love can come later, I'm going to marry for someone I think is a good match and fits the life I want and the person I want to be.
>>33747548>believe that white men and black men beat their wives at the same rateMfw
>>33747527tried. can't. what's a guy to do? i don't have any expectations to get back together, but nobody else interests me at all and so i guess my love started and stopped with that ex
>>33747548that is the world we live in, i don't know a single white dude who's ever been arrested on domestic violence despite personally witnessing the violence. every time i've gone to the cops or someone i know has gone to the cops, the cops either don't care, take the dudes side, or justify the violence. literally my exbf's dad threw him down a stairway destroying a thousand dollar laptop he bought himself and the cop just said he would have done the same. you sound like someone who's just never had to go to the cops for any reason
>>33747549It looking gay isn't the worst thing. That should mean the women might be less on guard and more open to conversation.
>>33747009MNo, I hate everyone
idk about you guys but one time I got in a shouting match with a girl and the moment the thought of hitting her popped into my head it scared me more than literally any other thought in my life.
>>33747553>Imagine James Dean but not a rapist>Instead I’m the one raping my pet
>>33747547i trust you anon...you're worth risking a 30% chance of getting beaten
>>33747560>what's a guy to do?for starters talk about it. Why her?
>>33747557sorry, i am not a woman, i don't need people to care about what i say to speak my mind, i just speak it and people deal with it however they do lmao
>>33747550Cope and seethe bitch. There's plenty of young women that find older men attractive and they're literally better partners anyways.
>>33747570lmao indeed
>>33747566Why are you getting into shouting matches with girlsGood on you for having a conscience though>>33747561Sadly a lot of cops are abusive themselves so overlook it like you sayI love my mom but didn't have the best childhood
>>33747009MI'm not sure, it might've just been infatuation each time. I think I only felt genuine love for one girl though, but she didn't match me back. That one was the hardest to move on from.
>>33747558>I'm not going to contribute or engage with modern degeneracy>fucked right now>fucking casual>fucking engage>whoever the fuckhopefully gen alpha baddies will be able to keep up with your dialogue settings
I want to make love with QT
>>33747551It may seem surprising, but in relationships, women tend to be more physically aggressive towards men than vice versa.
>>33747573i'm just telling you, you should aim for lowerthe younger the better
>>33747579he reminds me of my bf before we met so i have a soft spot for him
>>33747573A lot of older guys are still immature af and complete bums lol. I know girls dating much older guys who are total losers. Age != maturity>>33747579Are you a bad bitch
>>33747579I could get him pregnant but I'm not sticking around to raise the kid
>>33747583>he reminds me of my bfPlease get some standards>i have a soft spot for himI have a hard on for you jkk>>33747586Wtf not this mpreg shizz again>I'm not sticking around to raise the kidI will get them ice cream and play Mario Kart togetherGive me alimony plz
>>33747575>Why are you getting into shouting matches with girlsIt was a college dorm and she was being obstructionist as fuck and trying to stop me from going somewhere. It didn't help that we deeply disliked each other and everyone (including her) thought I secretly had a crush on her when I just wanted her out of my life. That whole year was really fucking weird... when I moved out of the dorm someone stole her dildo and 'gifted' it to me then told the entire group chat.
>>33747576>I'm not sure, it might've just been infatuation each time. I think I only felt genuine love for one girl though, but she didn't match me back.so you said this but in your last thread you said below:but nobody else interests me at all and so i guess my love started and stopped with that exyou don’t even know yourself. You’re probably hung up on her because you haven’t received attention from any other chick
Do men not like the idea of them getting mpregged
>>33747590>but nobody else interests me at all and so i guess my love started and stopped with that ex??? That post wasn't me
>>337470091000% for sure. I would be doing literally anything and drop what I was doing, find her, lock hands and kiss her. Staying up all night taking care of her, doubling up on wageslaving so we can live it up more, bought a ring, princess carried her through the snow for miles so we could see the Christmas lights, etc.
>>33747591No, what
>>33747591theyre scared theyll like italso they want a gf who loves them enough to take them forcefully
>>33747591Depends from how it would work in practice
>>33747591I don't have the equipment, it's unnatural
>>33747591no, every american extreme conservative whatever man is waiting in line to become the first mpreg boy
>>33747581>It may seem surprising, but in relationships, women tend to be more physically aggressive towards men than vice versa.Why is that?
Seriously why would you ever date your same age group? It undermines the basic premise most men and women want. When women write erotica or imagine partners there's a reason why the male partners are rich nobles, or wild tribe leaders, or wandering swordsman and gunmen. They want a man who is more experienced and in a position of authority. Authority, confidence, direction, purpose, competence, abundance, social status, these are all extremely attractive qualities. A man that is your age is not going to be above you in these qualities.Women have an easier time early on in life and advance rapidly. Men have a better time later on. So men your age when you're like 18-25 or whatever are almost explosively going to be aimless directionless retards. Even if they're at university grinding and doing extremely well in their field they're not going to be centered and established in their purpose as a man. That 25 year old soon to be lawyer could very easily drop everything he's doing at 35 and become a street musician. Generally guys settle into their purpose and start their real work around 35-40 and then continue that until they're 60. It actually literally just makes perfect sense for 18-20 year old women to pare with men almost twice their age. In fact it's pretty much ideal. God damnit modern culture is so fucking retarded and just loves pushing extreme retardation. Charts and memes where it lists girlfriends at each age group and shows a list of fuck up retard relationships is just normal now. Fucking hell people are so stupid.
>>33747593my mistake
>>33747371We can be friends ITT but I don't think it's a good idea to post any socials of mine here. The rare times I find other women on this site who hate libtardism, they also hate men. I can't find other women who hate libtardism AND like men. I don't get why someone would visit a site that's 95%+ men but also hate them at the same time. Also, based, Pitbulls should be banned. Make it illegal to breed them and let them die out. It's not just how you raise them, they are genetically predisposed to aggression.
>>33747569oh, i've ranted about this a lot these past few days because this is something i've just recently accepted and made peace with. i mentioned some of my background here >>33747525. she has been one of the most consistent presences in my life. she was a part of so many foundational moments for me, and not even romantically or whatever, just like through life. she would disappear often, but she would always come back, and when your mind is poisoned by unhinged abandonment fears, always coming back is kind of huge. not even my closest friends now, who i sincerely would die for, get me like she does, and not only does she get me but she cares about what she gets, too. this is just her as a friend, also. she has ALWAYS been an ideal in my head, which is funny because i didn't realize i just had feelings for her, but those were complicated to have.anyway, there isn't anybody else for me, frankly, and that's fine because i don't like being around people and i'm not particularly optimistic about us getting back together, although i know for certain (last we talked, was a few months ago) we still had feelings for each other, and she has had serial crushes on me on and off over our entire friendship, so idk life finds a way sometimes but i'm not going to put that kind of pressure on her. i DO know she'll come back though, as soon as she can and god speed to her
>>33747603Not reading that
>>33747594that’s so sweet anon I hope you find your sweet ending like that
>>33747588i have standards they are just equal to whatever standards he would have to want to date me desu i'm also psychotic
>>33747603shove your fucking long shit essay up your fucking ass
>>33747591No, I do not like this idea.
>>33747594this makes me feel like (he) never liked me at all. what was i? why me? was i just being used? this day has been shit. this week has been shit. this is a huge loss for me. i will never see him or speak to him again. fuck off with your sweet memories.
>>33747599like a seahorse
>>33747584Yeah you're right, it's not set in stone. But there's not a lot of reason to date an older woman. I guess the only thing I could think of is if she's fucked around a whole lot, like so much that she doesn't confuse sex with a committed relationship and wants to actually commit and do things right.
>>33747603what the fuuuuuuuuuuckcalm down grampa
>>33747608Oh no, it did not work out at all. There is no sweet ending.
>>33747606>i DO know she'll come back though, as soon as she can and god speed to heryou sound delulu man :c i hope you find a new chick
>>33747607>>33747610>1000 characters is an essay nowOh no, retards really do be retarding.
>>33747616wtf happened then?
I'd only get pregnant by giraffe femanons over 5'7"
>>33747603i'm F in my 20s and I am only sexually attracted to 15 year old boys specifically lonely emo depressed ones. old men are gross. I'm being unironic btw. 15 is the perfect age because he's probably pent up and horny, newer to his sexuality, but he's also an inexperienced virgin and I get to teach him what sex is like. I wish i was really rich and i could be his sugarmommy, I would groom him into being the perfect husband. we live in a horrible world where this is illegal for some reason
>>33747618>me when le retard hours has started
GenderHow was it when you went to leave alone? Were you already financially stable?
>>33747612he probably didn't, desu. men will move the earth for a woman they actually love which is why you shouldn't settle for anything less. if he isn't obsessed with you then you will probably lose his interest.
>>33747625MVery much so yes
>>33747624>me when i forget im in the retard containment forum
>>33747623They can only be 15 for one year you pedo. After they age up do you just find a new 15 yr old one like a sex predator? Mega ick
>>33747603>Seriously why would you ever date your same age group?First, it's the most natural thing. I know mostly men my age, I connect to men my age easily, I'm attracted to men my age the most. Second, I have a father, I don't need a second man his age around me. I need a companion, someone I find physically attractive and I enjoy spending time with. A 40+ year old can't give me that.And men should setlte into their purpose in their 20s, be ready to marry by their mid 20s and have kids by 30. 40 year olds should not be having kids.
>>33747626fuck it, right?obviously i wasnt important. thanks for the confirmation. im going to go wallow in self hatred.
>>33747009f, yes, currently in love and would do anything for him
>>33747617unfortunately i have a terminal captain ahab complex, but i appreciate your sentiment. i know it doesn't sound good; believe me when i say it is. i really cannot put into words how fucking zero sum, at BEST, relationships are for me. i think i said as much last time, but she's the only person i've come out of a relationship with, and feeling more than i was when i went into it, or felt gratitude just to be in it, even if it did make for a very VERY hard 2025. and the relationship was an absolute mess because we were both very traumatized people who should only have been trying to establish a relationship with a therapist, have been dating and hurt each other (this is why we are separate now). starcrossed v_v
>>33747623I think this is more normal than an alternative desu. I think two people in the same age group is actually just the worst dynamic for relationships because no one is the leader and more experienced party. The relationship doesn't have direction in that scenario. At least you have a plan and goals and basically a structure for how the relationship exists and the agreements within it.I'd love to be your friend irl so we could match make. Though I would only do things within the law because lawful regulations are worth following and I'm not interested in this just to be taboo and break rules.
>>33747623err sorry roastie only us manly men are allowed to be le based pedos
>>33747630>They can only be 15 for one year you pedo. After they age up do you just find a new 15 yr old one like a sex predator? Mega ickWahhh cry about it moralfag idk. I'm a woman so I'm less capable of logic, meaning dating a 15yo in my 20s isn't that bad. Also no I just choose one 15 year old and stay with him as he becomes an adult
>>33747632why hate yourself about it? one of the most retarded things about men is that they treat love like economics and infuse competition where there is none. it's as retarded as using astrology to guide your love life.you weren't compatible with him. it's not like you weren't "good enough", you were just incompatible. find someone compatible who will move heaven and earth for you and don't settle for anyone who is "settling" for you.
>>33747629i love being retarded
>>33747631It's not how it works, sorry. I mean you can force men to have kids earlier and that will give them a sense of purpose but they just don't have enough experience in their early 30's and late 20's to know their purpose. They'll just be working and keeping the family going during that time.
>>33747642agp larper detected
>>33747645It is how it has always worked, and how it works right now. Being immature until you're 40 is not normal, you are just a manchild.
>>33747634you sound extremely self aware which can be good but ffs I don’t think that girl will come back or at least i cross my fingers she doesn’t. You two sound unstable which can only create the best lovers or the worst. Find a new chick or ride life solo.
>>33747646Fuck no I hate trannies. I have a uterus, couldn't pass as a male even if I tried. What's so wrong about me taking 15yo virginity huh? Is he gonna be traumatized? No he's probably gonna be proud and congratulated for banging a "milf" he'd be super popular. It only improves his life and i am pro-male-life-improvement. let boys be happy
>>33747652sure. very believable larp
>>33747652The most incel hands
>>33747652>let boys be happyweren't you talking about your own fetish?
Would you guys use a 4chan exclusive dating app? I know boards already do a pseudo version of this but I mean like a normal dating app but it’s all 4chan members
>>33747652fuck off pickme
>>33747657There is a 4chan dating app. And no, I would not use it, men here are too mentally ill.
>>33747621The complete answer would have to come from her. I don't have it.
>>33747657i'm not here to date
>>33747657uh, no, i'm good. the average male user of 4chin is a drooling fat racist
>>33747657There is one and its shit like every other dating app
>>33747602You are mixing in some other parameters.>Why is that?https://www.youtube.com/shorts/5avASAR-E9QWomen are physically weaker and we are tougher and thicker, so they can express themselves more freely through physical violence, knowing that we can usually handle their slaps and punches, while we have to be careful not to hit a woman too hard and send her to the hospital.
>>33747631Also, good luck but I genuinely think this is a mistake that will just lead to a couple failed relationships and then being frustrated as a 32-34 year old woman. Unless you find an extremely on the ball man who is already saving for a house and stuff.I see it all the time where it's men and women with like 1-2 kids renting an apartment and living paycheck to paycheck as the wife gets fatter and angrier and the man gets tired and tries to do his best but just gets beaten down.Sure marrying while completely ignoring romance us retarded but stability and safety is the best environment for long term romance and attraction to build. I know for a fact you'll feel way more connected to your husband if you don't have to worry about bills and work and juggling 20 things that occupy your mental space and crush both of you. Meanwhile the guy is physically exhausted and just wants to keep on going while he doesn't even realize the dozens of things you're juggling in your head as a woman. You'll have sex way less, things will get extremely worn down, and you'll probably end up getting divorced because whatever mutual companionship and spark you did have has been fucking smothered by debt and anxiety.You're way better off with an experienced man who resembles your father and gives the feeling of "don't worry I have this" when things come up.
>>33747657If I wanted to date a violently unstable racist, I'd find a bf at a gun show, not 4chan.
>>33747644same. in fact i feel my iq drop .1 every post i make here. soon i'll be thumbing through a dictionary to use bigger words like the cuckworm
>>33747623moid hands
>>33747657Isn't that already a thing? Duolicious, never tried though
>>33747666this is the most moid-pickme ass post i've ever read
>>33747654>>33747655>>33747669Why do women do this to me whenever I post?>You're ackshually a larping man because uhhh...women can only think in one single way, I'm a feminist btw!Like why is it that men are more accepting of me and my uncommon thought processes than women? Why do I need to think in a certain way to be a woman? That's tranny-tier logic. I'm a woman because I was born one and you can't actually provide a logical argument as to why an adult woman fucking teenage boys is bad. It literally improves their lives
>>33747648as far as i'm concerned, the only appealing options in life for me are dying alone or dying alone but having been married to her for at least one year, so i am at least at a bit of a compromise with your idea.people don't get it. and that's fine. it took me a long time to get it, too. the fact is, she already came back; she wasn't ready, but she tried. twice, so far. i've seen her do nothing but put in effort to get better, and i absolutely know she's capable of it, too. idk anon, welcome to the life of a serial gut-truster i guess lmao. the projects i work on, these are some of the most important thing that i do, they occupy all of my life. i have friends i'm close to, friends i'd die for, who i don't think have ever asked what i'm working on or how it's going. she? would encourage autistic dumping, apparently when women like you they like that. whatever, i can't make people get it, it's the only gamble i'd ever be okay with losing
>>33747673no, you are just very obviously a moid. females can be pedophiles, look at JH. you just aren't a female lol. study jh's posts to be a more believable larp next time
>>33747673You are a man and are bad at larping fuck off
>>33747674nice deleted post, here's what you changed:> I'm a woman because I was born wrong oops!
>>33747676>>33747677Okay, explain why I'm not female. What's unbelievable about it?>>33747679Sorry I'm used to typing wrong because I bully troons in my free time.
>>33747682Go play a mud or something then come back
>>33747682you are pretty obviously the same moid that was crashing out here earlier about your posts not affecting people in real life
>>33747647Who said anything about being immature till you're 40? And this isn't new shit I'm making up, there's literally roman letters detailing this sort of thing from older men giving advice to younger men. They're impatient and trying to do a bunch of stuff in their 20's and the older guys are like "chill bro, you're 20 and filled with passion and don't actually know what you want. Passion is the death of good reason, just listen to the 40 year old commanders and politicians right now, do your time, use their wisdom, and then when you're 40 you can set out on your path, it's what's best."If you look at any work environment it functions the same way. Construction, plumbing, being a lawyer, being a doctor, etc. You start out when you're 24 or do and then actually begin real work when you're like 30 and you gain more responsibility and independence. Plumbers apprentice for like 4-8 years and end up being able to start their own business at around 35-38. The military is similar, you need like 8-10 years of experience before you have larger field command roles.You're just fucking blind if you ignore this pattern.
Am I too old for a boyfriend at 25
>>33747687oh cuckworm is that you? are you starting to get angry that no one is falling for your bad larp? i'm proud of you for putting the thesaurus down
>>33747686I legitimately haven't posted here before today. Are you rejecting it because you think it's making women look bad?
>>33747679They probably just got a broken captcha error and thought the post didn't send and added a line in the posting cooldown. It's a 4chan being retarded thing
Men, is it uncomfortable to sit? Like, don't your balls get in the way at the very least?
>>33747690no, you are just really bad at larping dude idk what to tell you. there is literally a female pedophile regular in this thread so it's not like i'm even saying women can't be pedophiles. you are just exceptionally bad at larping
>>33747689I don't know who that is.
The intrusive thoughts of getting old and alone yet still being alive make me want to blow my brains out.State gender, worst intrusive thoughts you get?
Women with large breasts, are you seriously offended to be called a titcow?
>>33747694Sometimes, especially for old guys sometimes
>>33747688Not for me. Wanna hang out? Is a good day to wrap up under the blankets in bed and watch Outlaw Star with a pile of snacks. Even if we're not a good fit we'll have a comfy day
>>33747694You just need to spread legs slightly.
>>33747695I think you're trolling me or some shit because I've never been anything other than female. I was socialized among men and have a sperg diagnosis, it's probably throwing you off.Also 15 isn't really pedophilia. Pedophilia is the attraction to prepubescent traits.
>>33747698F Peeling my face off. Yes, I have mental issues.
>>33747699no i love it but i grew up with flat chest until i hit my 20s and they ballooned so maybe it's a case of the grass always being greener? except i hopped the fence and the grass really is greener over here. and im grazing
>>33747694Only in exceptional cases
>>33747688There are meen out there still looking well into their 40s, no.
>>33747694It can be if you move too fast or aren't thinking about it. You learn to adapt.
>>33747698I never chase any thoughts out so I can't qualify anything as intrusive. They're just thoughts
>>33747703i'm not trolling you, you are literally just not good at larping bro give it up, literally just go look at jh's posts where she copes over schlicking to shota and see how real female pedophiles think before you try to larp one
>>33747698MThe phrase "I hate you so much", constant spikes of shame or cringe, handgun sign to my head
>>33747694>don't your balls get in the way at the very least?No. How big do you think they are?
>>33747699No, not seriously. I mean, I get it, udders and all that. But being called a "cow" alone is kind of an insult. And it's not like they're always filled with milk. I don't know how it all got started really.
>>33747666>will just lead to a couple failed relationships Dating someone your own age offers the best odds for relationship stability, by far. A 20 years age gap has a 95% higher divorce rate compared to a marriage between peers.>You're way better off with an experienced man who resembles your father and gives the feeling of "don't worry I have this" when things come up.I have a father, he can offer me security and does not require me to do anything in exchange. I don't need an extra father.>>33747687>Who said anything about being immature till you're 40?You said men aren't ready for marriage until they're 40, anon.A romantic relationship is not a job. I want to grow with my man - I want us to forge one another, to become adults together, to experience things together, to build our lives together. I do not want to become an accessory to some old man who thinks he can forge me into what he wants me to be, while he's settled in his own ways.A romantic relationship is not offering sex in exchange for cash and security, that's just being a hooker. I want to build a life with someone, I want connection, I want passion. I want to build a family together, and to become ourselves by each other's side.
>>33747705God tittymonsters make me so mad. I'm going to save this post to remind me that I'm never being insecure when I say that fat tits are definitely worth bullying someone over. It's just true.
>>33747698>worst intrusive thoughts you get?I am not fit for this world. Maybe I should end it, after all.
>>33747698I'm on SSRIs, what are there intrusive thoughts you speak of? Amazing how a small pill makes me able to simply not think about thoughts I don't want to have. Now if only there was one that made me think the thoughts I do want. Male btw.
>>33747698i can recall songs with nearly 100% fidelity in my mind, and Gorillaz' stylo is playing in my head non-stop
>>33747705titcow titcow big obscene milkers
>>33747699mixed feelingsjust wish i was normal sometimes
>>33747712Honestly have no idea who JH is. Do you do this to every new poster who doesn't fit your narrative?>You are [random namefag] larping because you just are okay
>>33747718i'll let you bully me and pinch my nipples if you are hot
>add a bunch of random girls I matched with from Tinder on Snapchat over the years>some I've hooked up with, the majority that didn't block me after constant dick pics are ones I haven't fucked>hookup with a girl from Hinge last night>she's into recording and 100% cool with me doing it>post snaps and videos of me fucking her to a private story full of said girls added from dating apps>get a lot of responses like "wtf is that literal porn on your story???" and "does she know you're doing this???">despite this, none of them have blocked me and are surprisingly accepting of my explanation>suddenly making plans to meet with girls I've been hoping to fuck after years of unsuccessful convincingIs it really that easy?
>>33747699No, I don't give a shit. I have a cow bikini because my husband calls me that all the damn time, and I'm fairly sure the man loves me.
>>33747698F. Intrusive sexual thoughts in public that manifest in masturbation behind locked doors in places I shouldn't.
>>33747715I mean, I guess it has more to do with the positioning and your legs. You get squeezed a bit, right?
>>33747657I would, sounds cool. Leave tindershit for normies
>>33747694One time a sit on my large nuts. Most painful thing I've experienced
>>33747724jh is a well known (pedophile) regular femanon poster here lol
>>33747712Please don't start with this shit today.
>>33747727>I have a cow bikinilucky lucky LUCKY
>>33747705how were you flat until your 20's??
>>33747705Titcows like you are the worst.
>>33747682>Okay, explain why I'm not female. What's unbelievable about it?You type like a man
>>33747699No. Why would you think I am?It's just 4chan lingo.>>33747735It's not that weird.
>>33747725It's also frustrating that most tittymonsters around here were already bullied enough for it in highschool that they know how to defuse it with humor and don't take it personally. It's not fair, be mad at me for being mad at you for having big tits.
>>33747694They are slightly at the front, you don't sit on them
>>33747732Well cool, good for her. But just because I don't type like her doesn't mean I'm a man. There isn't just one way for a woman to think.>>33747737>You type like a manI get this all the time. How?
>>33747718did you see the titcow who posted their POV itt? god dayum
>>33747705(i'm happy for you but that sounds like a pretty extreme hormonal situation, you should go to a doctor and make sure you don't have a pituitary growth)
>>33747734nta I have one of those a school friend gave me once.Y'all have to be more original with your jokes, people.
In light of the lack of tittymonster in my life: I need a pizza.
>>33747698F. Beside the standard "you should pull the brake and kill yourself" whenever I'm driving, mostly people I love dying. My husband doesn't pick up the phone, it's because he's dead. My dad feels sick, he will die and I can't do anything about it. I get physically sick and give myself horrible anxiety from it.
>>33747742No. And I don't want to.
>>33747738>It's not that weird.and she was able to grow it that much too?? is it a hormone issue?
>>33747735i was underweight, and thought i was lactose intolerant. in my 20s i was diagnosed with a different stomach disease, realized i could eat cheese and milk now, and i became normal weight. all around the same time i hit "second puberty" which happens to women sometimes in their like early 20s
>>33747739And why didn't you learn to deal with flatty jokes, flatty?
>>33747729>You get squeezed a bit, right?Not really.
>>33747741>I get this all the time. How?Too confrontational, hostile and "matter of fact"
>>33747750Fuck you.
>>33747739Haha. You think darkness is your ally? You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it.
>>33747747>doesn't want to see boobiesI don't believe you
>>33747744>thinking it's a jokethey want to see you play the part.
>>33747749It's nice when parental neglect doesn't forever stunt a person's growth like that. Thank God for second puberties.
>>33747717Alright, you do you but it sounds like you don't have any skin in the game if you have a father that can just perform every actual role the husband fulfills. What's to stop you from just leaving as soon as things get boring or don't go your way? What leverage does the man have in the dynamic.I mean in the absolute best case scenario you both know you're meant for each other and do losing each other means losing a part of yourself and you don't need other forms of leverage but there has to be something that binds you that creates consequences if you don't fulfill each other's obligations. A relationship and marriage is about obligation and shared commitment and binding, it's work and labor.
>>33747749sorry to hear, i am not really familiar with iti have a large chest too but i was never chubby or things like that, when i got very sad about my appearance i started to avoid eating because i hope some things would go away but that part of me didn't really changei think that i will never understand boobies in my life, but i hope things are okay for you now
>>33747739i was bullied for being flat in high school though, lol. i can't be bullied for having big tits because it's like bullying a formerly fat person for being skinny. you are trying to be mean but all i hear is validation
>>33747752Nigga thinks Ayn Rand, Camille Paglia and Margaret Thatcher aren't women just because they had that annoying Ben Shapiro style of speech.
>>33747701That sounds good. I am getting off work in about half an hour.
>>33747750This. Chestlets have such a chip on their shoulder.
>>33747754There's a black joke here, but I won't make it.>>33747755I'm in a very mixed mood right now.
>>33747758yeah i would basically just get sick every time i ate and my parents were like, this is normal teenage girl behavior! lmao
>>33747747ok, in case you change your mind thenhttps://archive.4plebs.org/adv/thread/33746809/#33747024
too much... big boob talk...boob guy brain... overheating....
>>33747756I doubt my straight female friend wants me to act like some kind of hucow.
>>33747762You see how it's different though right?
>>33747698mthe effect i described in an unrelated post (>>33747284), its something my mind does CONSTANTLY while socializing irl, and in relationships this combines really terribly with my abandonment fears, because my brain will just subconsciously rationalize non-stop all these signs that this person is going to leave, and it is not fun. or i'll get concerned they're angry, or sad, or they're not actually saying something, or they're not saying enough, and my brain is okay with that because ON OCCASION it can work out details schizophrenically
>>33747752>Too confrontational, hostile and "matter of fact"Of course...This is just how I think and talk. I've always had more "masculine" ways of thinking, I get along far better with men. I like debating, I don't just accept it quietly when what I think is challenged.
>>33747760if women with big boobies can't understand boobies, then what hope do men have?
>>33747761At least fat people had to make changes in their lives to become fit. It shows even a tiny bit of effort. But you just got lucky and got your chest inflated by chance. At least pretend to be empathetic for people who weren't lucky.
When parthenogenesis becomes available, moids should be outlawed
Women, titcows and chestlets alike, do you realize the power your boobs have?
>>33747717>A romantic relationship is not a job. I want to grow with my man - I want us to forge one another, to become adults together, to experience things together, to build our lives together. I do not want to become an accessory to some old man who thinks he can forge me into what he wants me to be, while he's settled in his own ways.You nailed it. This is the actual dream.
>>33747770"straight" friends don't buy their busty friends cow bikinis.
>>33747764OK text me when you're off I'll get the snacks ready
>>33747776You should watch that teacher thing with kate mara, but stop watching when they go on holiday
>>33747780My brain chemistry prevents me from fully understanding. I don't feel lust for them, so I can only ever examine them in a nonsexual way. Men feel their power more than I ever could.
>>33747768I didn't want to have to hateschlick today.
>>33747779First they come for the moids then for the flatties
>>33747768>https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/thread/33746809/#33747024i'm not that anon, but you would be invited on to this pasture. (and branded btw, but i do not want to get too naughty.)
i'm gonna give the larper one piece of advice: an actual woman wouldn't spend multiple posts trying to prove they are a woman on 4chan where everyone is assumed male by default. it shows that you aren't a woman because we are so used to it we let it go pretty instantly. it shows you are emotionally invested in being believed which is a male trait. overall everything you are doing and saying screams moid hands.
>>33747777i must be the worst example, i'm realizing how much i have to catch up mentally because i used to avoid that subject as much as i couldi only recently found out that they are not filled with milk only or something like that
>>33747768Does she have black Xs taped on her nipples?? I thought that was a porn thing
>>33747787jealous flatty is kinda cute...
>>33747791Sadly I think this is rather common, girls hide their boobs under baggy clothing and try to forget they exist
>>33747778when have i said something unempathetic? all i did was say i used to have no tits, now i have some, and i enjoy them, and don't care about being called a titcow. was i supposed to fall over backwards apologizing to the flatties in the thread that are upset that i exist lmao
I keep getting calls with a slow piano playing in the background between calls asking if I am willing to sell my land(I don't own any land)>>33747721That sounds sick desu.>>33747657Didn't one exist already then immediately leak. It was mostly bots and trans. If you could deal with bots and keep peoples info and pictures encrypted then you are doing well enough.
>>33747780I'm pretty flat and I can not understand that I still get looks when I wear something low cut. I mean, there's nothing there.
Is sex a valid “need” in a relationship? And where’s the line drawn with being a partner who wants to support your partner in their needs? Like let’s say you are horny as fuck and you love sex snd the connection it gives you with your partner and it’s really important to you. But they’re good with like once a week or less. They don’t need any more. But you do. Is this just like an incompatibility? My girlfriend is needy as fuck emotionally and need a a lot of lovey dovey tender care. I’m not wired that way but I’ll give it to her because she’s my lady. On the other hand we only fuck when she wants to. Which is once a week or less. Am I wrong to think that maybe it’d be cool to have a gf who would be willing to give me more, only in the case that I am prioritizing her own needs and wants too?
>>33747675you really rather die alone than find someone new anon?
>>33747794actually clothes were the first and maybe only thing that helped me feel better about myself, if i wear something that i like, i feel betterbut i used to wear baggy stuff on purpose yeah
>>33747795you don't need to apologize, you're blessed and beautiful
Straight women, do you ever leer at other women? Do you just for them?
>>33747797at the risk of sounding like a drooling coomer, any female skin is good female skin. it's nice and soft and I could stare at it all day. especially on the chest.
>>33747795How did you act when you were a chestlet?
>>33747793Now you're just trying to be upsetting.>>33747795>was i supposed to fall over backwards apologizing to the flatties in the thread that are upset that i existYes. And then maybe also talk about all the downsides of being a titcow, like how expensive good bras are or how you're worried they'll lose their shape or whatever. Literally anything.
>>33747797Flat is pretty.
>>33747797it's super attractive but i am unable to explain it no homo, it looks very tender and pretty
>>33747797That's still an area that is uncommon to see and indicates that a woman is pretty comfortable with her body. A chestlet acting like that is pretty damn hot.
>>33747790> it shows you are emotionally invested in being believed which is a male traitI just don't like it when people repeatedly accuse me of something that isn't true, ESPECIALLY in a thread that already has a lot of women in it - me being female shouldn't be a surprise, but because I don't "think right" I must be a man. This is why I fucking hate other women. You cry about sexism and stereotypes, but it's you who enforces them the most. You beat down any woman that dares to be "confrontational" and "matter of fact" instead of an emotional little retard who prioritizes subjective emotional bullshit.Women oppress other women more than men ever could. Kys
>>33747801Yep join the club, I was well into my 20s before I finally admitted to myself that I have an incredible rack lmaoNot being in school anymore really helped me accept them at my own pace
>>33747803I woudn't say I leer but I'm fascinated by women with larger boobs.
>>33747807eh, i didn't have them, and now i do, and if they deflate over time i'll just be happy i had them at all. finding bras does suck but (and i know this is just gonna ragebait more) im blessed with being perky enough currently that i can live without or with bralettes
>>33747803Only if I feel like they're trying way too hard.>do I lust for them>asking straight womenBy definition, no.
>>33747813Just think of all the opportunities you let slip by. :)
>>33747807cute>>33747814cute>>33747815cute
How do I cope with not having any friends who I am actually close with reasonably around anymore and having absolutely zero chance at dating(I am a lot of huge red flags)
>>33747813i'm not in that mentality yet but i'm happy you feel like that anon..i got comfortable with clothing before finishing school but being out of that enviroment was really an improvement
>>33747812Nta you are blatantly a cuckworm and you let yourself be so easily ragebaited you forgot that you were larping as a newfag 3 posts ago
>>33747784I need a hug so bad.
>>33747768how do flat women even continue existing when a busty woman walks into the room?do guys ever just stop talking to you mid-conversation to chase titcows instead?
>>33747815>(and i know this is just gonna ragebait more)Literally begging here for you to take the olive branch and say anything I can pretend was a concession so all my pent up seething can take a break for the day.
>>33747819list red flags
Men, how do you act around a guy with a really big dick? Like, say you're in a locker room or something.
>>33747797>I mean, there's nothing there.I don't know that until I've taken a look.
>>33747817That's a slippery slope for anyone to think about, I prefer to think of everything the future holds>>33747820I'm happy for you too! I wish both of us best luck in the future <3>>33747824Ok now you're just being mean
>>33747799100%.Attention is as important to women as sex is to men. You're still thinking in the feminized modern way where you need to get consent and consensus for every little thing. She's your gf for fucks sake, take what's yours. Stop being a little bitch 'hoping' that she'll give you more sex out of pity
>>33747824If they're 12 maybe.
>>33747823Bro I'm like right here, have a hug
>>33747821I came here because I was looking through active threads on https://4stats.io/I thought it would be full of people actually being honest and realizing that there's not just one way for women or men to think. That was my expectation, anyway. My mistake.
>>33747759>What's to stop you from just leaving as soon as things get boring or don't go your way?I love my husband and we're devoted to one another. Our commitment is for better for worse, for richer for poorer, in sickness and in health. I hope I'm lucky enough to devote my life to him until my last breath.I am not with him because I could not survive otherwise - I can support myself just fine financially, I own a house, and I have a lot of love and support outside of him. I am with him because loving him gives meaning to my every waking second, brings me more happiness than I ever thought possible, and because so much of what I love about me is a reflection of our love for each other. We have found each other in our relationship, we have built a life we love because of our relationship, and our love is the foundation of our future. I made him a better man as much as he has made me a better woman, we built a life together and we love each other deeply, passionately and completely. He's everything a husband should be and more. He provides for us, he bought us a house, and I feel financially secure and generally safe when he's with me. But I loved him just as much when he couldn't, because I don't love him for what he does for me, but who he is. The only leverage he needs to keep me around is that I do not want to live life without him, because he's my best friend and the light of my life.
>>33747835There's honesty and there's shitposting, just like any thread.
>>33747825me & u <3
>>33747827Depends how retarded they are.
>>33747827You look without looking
>>33747824>do guys ever just stop talking to you mid-conversation to chase titcows instead?NTA. This has literally happened to me.
i am not gaybut i was never attracted to girls with big breastsi think girls with small or normal breasts are nicebut i am also scared of thembut i'm not gay anymore
>>33747827I do everything in my power to avoid discovering this in the first placeWe just... don't look
>>33747800not even a question for me, yeato the extent it is a question, it's mostly whether this feeling would pressure her unduly; it certainly probably would. but this right here is another fun maladaptive pattern of mine, maladaptive caregiving impulse, trying to manage her feelings over this. and we aren't even talking right now, lmao. i'm not sure under what circumstance i'd bring it up to her, or how she'd find out, i guess i'd trust her to take it at face value and make whatever call is good for her, or at least i hope that's what she'd do. besides, it doesn't really matter anyway, i feel how i feel
>>33747827No reaction cause I'm not gay? I'm not trying to look there anyways. Do women react around boobs?
>>33747698Worst intrusive thought is either murder through swerving my car or just randomly kissing people on the lips when they least expect it
>>33747800yes
>>33747832>implying men mature after age 12I've had it happen at 12, 22, and 32, and I bet men will still do it at 42Some things never change
>>33747827There is some comparing honestly when you're younger honestly by as you get older you learn to avoid looking because you don't want people to think you're gay. I guess women don't have that stigma of being assumed gay for looking at someone else's tits?
>>33747838Maybe I'm too retarded for 4chan if my feelings are hurt because of tit talk.
>>33747847those are impulsive thoughts not intrusive thoughts. intrusive thoughts would be like a voice in your head saying "buttsex buttsex buttsex buttsex buttsex buttsex buttsex"
>>33747843That's normal? It's the shape that's the most important anyways. You're scared of...boobs? or women?
>>33747846>Do women react around boobs?There is sometimes some... awe maybe, and sympathy.
Why is dirty talk for women just the guy insulting them in different ways?
>>33747850>I guess women don't have that stigma of being assumed gay for looking at someone else's tits?Not that I've noticed? I mean, it would be weird if I tried to inspect somebody else's vaginas, but boobs are right there, breasting boobily for all to see. It's weird and standoffish to try and hide them, so generally we just change quickly and don't make a fuss.
>>33747850No, we do. You gotta look quickly if you try that.
>>33747851just look at nice pictures instead, not the mean words
>>33747855fake news. i get off to him praising me, telling me i have the prettiest pussy, and saying good girl when i grind him
>>33747855I get off on women insulting me in certain ways, not hard to imagine something similar.
>>33747843are you sure you are not gay?
>>33747856>>33747857I am so confused right now. Who's the white girl?
>>33747824Most guys have enough social awareness to politely try and wrap up the conversation first, but it's 100% obvious they want to chase Stacy instead. I try not to let it bother me.
>>33747855I literally cry if a man I love is slightly mean to me lol
>>33747861he's not gay ANYMORE meaning he was in the past and probably in the future but RIGHT NOW? straight as a fuckin arrow that boy is
>>33747827I dont walk around looking for guys dicks. And the ones who flash it I consider retarded
>>33747853i just think their frames are more pretty i really like them i am not gayi am a bit scared of women sometimes, specially women who don't have big breasts because i didn't have good experiences with thembut i still struggle to see big breasts as a positive thing, i just try to accept it>>33747861yes i am not gay anymore plus girls wouldn't really want to be serious with me anyway
>>33747851>witnessing females getting bullied by another female in real timeI love 4chan
>>33747859"good girl" is patronizing. It's an insult in diguise
>>33747826>Male bisexual >5' 7" but masc presenting so guys don't want me and I'm too old. Too short for most women>Adhd>Autistic >Weaboo>Very involved family Thise are the major ones. Without things that could be a positive.
ladies, have you ever fucked a grower and started off with him half hard and then felt him grow 2-3x the size inside you? jw of my fetish is valid
>>33747862I'm >>33747856 and I was picturing a locker room situation where everyone is just trying to change and get out of thereI played soccer in school so I've seen the tits of every girl on my team, and none of us made a big deal out of it
>>33747867Yeh, but I mean, there must be some situations where guys are naked around each other, right? Showers, gym class, stuff like that?
>>33747833that is sweet of you. but irl.and desu, i would prob break down crying sooo it might be a little akward
>>33747845i can’t tell if that’s romantic or sad
>>33747726Your life sounds interesting to read about but I'm glad I don't live it
>>33747863hi anon i find booba generally attractive, flat or large, your honks would be appreciated by me
>>33747847>KissingI know this too well.I don't have to for the other, been there.
>>33747872No, I can't fit soft dick in me.
>>33747875That happened but I never saw dicks that are big, or erected
>>33747855YOUR BODY MY CHOICE HAHAHA>>33747865Good, it's hotter when you cry
>>33747870not if i'm really being a good girl >:[
>>33747875There really isn't. Even in locker rooms, we turn away and keep it private.
Women how does it feel knowing that you are a fetish to someone?
My rosacea is so bad right now I feel like I’m on fire
>>33747885Slut is what you are
>>33747827I just thought "good for him" but also "kinda sad how much he wants everyone to look", it was a fat old guy at the gym of course
Your tattoos are unprofessional, femanon.
>>33747869This thread is a special case since one of them actually titmogged the rest lmao
>>33747868The fact that you keep repeating that you are not gay so much makes me conclude that you are in fact, gay in some capacity
>>33747858>>33747869https://voca.ro/1fr16aWCQTsz
>>33747892Caring about tattoos is unprofessional.
>>33747884ok but wait, the next assassin? if you are listening? this would be a FIRE engraving for your bullet casing, just a suggestion
>>33747888Stop drinking so much.
>>33747887It used to make me cry, but I've gotten it down to a dull sense of irritation and anxiety. If I think about it too long, I start to slide down the slope of "omg what if they're enjoying my lips/ass/feet specifically" and that's no good.
>>33747589Damn that sounds wild bro, glad you're out of that sitch>>33747591No wtf>>33747603>why would you ever date your same age group?Bc you probs have more in common>Men have a better time later onI bloody hope so, my life keeps getting worse
>>33747868>AnymoreNah, hard doubt. Coming from the bi, it isn't a phase being into people.
>>33747900I only drink water why do you always blame me for my misfortunes.
hug
>>33747887everyone on earth is fetishized. anon how does it feel to know that YOU are somebody's fetish?
>>33747888Have you ever had a good day, ever?
>>33747896>just shoot meand here i thought you'd prefer being smothered to death by tits
>>33747895maybe i just kinda wish to have one final normal hug from a girl like that but that's all
>>33747887I try not to think about it so much. Online stuff doesn't personally concern me and it's REALLY easy to spot the guys that act like that irl.
Do ethnically Asian people who were born in America feel uncomfortable in settings that are mostly Caucasian people?
>>33747896cute once more
>>33747695>>33747686Nah man that was me, I'm not sure if you yourself are pulling a long con multi thread bait by pretending to be obsessed with some guy, but this person ain't me and you gotta cut it out before you do actually induce schizophrenia, I'd never claim to be a woman. The other guy is probably baiting, and not a woman also though, for the record.
>>33747609>i'm also psychoticZomg we're in sync babe >>33747614>there's not a lot of reason to date an older womanWdym, older women are attractive as hell>>33747623Where were you when I was 15Tfw no shotacon gf>>33747657>Would you guys use a 4chan exclusive dating appI would rather kill myself>>33747694No, I don't literally sit on my balls lol
>>33747908Sure
>>33747887I get that this sounds like a nightmare for men, but this is just daily life for women. It feels like a Thursday.
>>33747865then why do you get wet when he does it?
>>33747899Nice try fed, your psyops don't work on meYou're not wrong though, but I only advocate for one type of penetration. And it involves my peanits
>>33747920I don't. Like, not even a little.
>>33747913I feel like I don't really fit in anywhere desu. I'm too Asian for the white people and I'm too white for the Asian people.
>>33747919Post feet
>>33747896If it makes you feel better, you have a prettier voice than me, and I think your job is cool.
>>33747924of course you do, you slut
>>33747919>It feels like a Thursday.You had ONE job, anon... :)
>>33747726Der manwhore >>33747827I'm not looking down there wtfAnyway I would be surprised if someone was bigger than me >>33747929Wait what day is it
>>33747908Why are you being mean
small breasted femanonswould you hug another femanon who is not small breasted and would cry if you did that and then would wish you a happy life
>women can see boobs anytime they wantGirls, do you have similar jealous feelings of "guys can see dick anytime they want"?
>>33747909No. One of the rare moments of lucidity where my frustration isn't sexual.>>33747915I bet you'd point at a girl hanging from a noose and say her rope marks make her corpse look cute.>>33747927Maybe a little.
>>33747916you seem to care a lot about what people here think
>>3374789690s valley Stacy sounding ass hoe.
>>33747925I was just wondering. I don't care about race at all usually, but once I was in a black area and I was the only white person and I was really scared. But I think it's just because they're black. If I was surrounded by Asians I don't think I'd be bothered. I was wondering what Asians think.
>>33747877i reckon you think it's sad but you want it to be romantic. or maybe it just does come across as both. for me, it's the furthest thing from sad, i had a big realization and broke down from gratitude for having had her her in my life at all (up to this point, i'd been harboring a lot of resentment about the manner in which she cut off contact, but i had a realization that that was always more about me and my issues than her), and since then i can feel it in my gut what i need to do: build the life i wanted with her on my own so she can have a place to be in case she does come back. this is the first time in maybe 11 months i've felt real purpose. i tried hard to get over her, i really did, even got to the point of not thinking about her much, but the dissonance from what i really felt and what i was trying to not feel broke me down until i was forced to admit. well so anyway even if it's entirely unhinged and maybe i am over 9000 power schizoid who can get over his heck, i at least have a reason to get up in the mornings now.
>>33747930You fucked the meme up. You're supposed to say Tuesday. :) Street Fighter 2 movie. It is Thursday though, right.
>>33747913Yes but that's just because I'm a scared little bitch with no social skills
>>33747896JH with her ghetto ass valley accent
How fit do I need to be to be able to realistically pick up women I meet randomly?
>>33747940I have no idea what you're talking about
>>33747935Man next time I'll just let you think everyone you disagree with is one person then if that's how you'll reply to my heads-up. You're welcome.
>>33747937Ok so now I don't sound like a ghetto zoomer. Cool. Good to see you fucks have ears with less consistency than trail mix.
>>33747907am not
>>33747933Not with this homophobia scare thing you guys seem to have.
>>33747940I'm familiar with the meme, and I thought about it, but I didn't want to wait 5 days to tell anon his question was silly.
>>33747934>I bet you'd point at a girl hanging from a noose and say her rope marks make her corpse look cute.what? no. I just think your voice was cute.
>>33747944You don't need to be fit you just need to have rizz >>33747937We love valley girls here
>>337479446ft wide shoulders bonemaxxed face
>>33747928I really don't. Being called a slut is especially meh.
>>33747944picking up women you meet randomly sounds pretty difficult regardless but maybe i'll try to answer when i'll get in a better mental state..
>>33747933i mean, anyone can see dick or boobs anytime they want with the internet, but I suppose that proves my female brain doesn't understand how badly men want to see living breathing titties
>tfw drunk texted my ex last night at the clubEnd me
>>33747944At the very least, you shouldn't be wheezing when you approach me.
>>33747933I have zero desire to see random dicks on total strangers, whereas men seem like they'd happily jerk off to a zoomed-in .gif of bouncing titties that doesn't even show who they're attached to
>>33747944Pretty fit. I had the height and weight to lift women easily but to actually lift them without effort it took about a year of dedicated effort
>>33747958i forgot about that line. fuck, that's such a good line.
>>33747958Damn bro... was it bad? what did you text
speed up, or slow down when cumming?
i love women and i hope that they get the perfect bf
>>33747959What if I have allergies >>33747963No it wasn't bad lol I just said hiShe's in the hospital again though ): should I go visit?>>33747962Edgeworth being an edgelord
>>33747955What's wrong with your mental state?
>>33747965Yeah
>>33747964If I'm cumming, maintain the same speed. My husband likes me to speed up.
>>33747956This. They don't want to see A pair of tits. They want to see MY tits. Like, does that add to some kind of fantasy or something? Getting your rocks off to a random girl you interacted with on 4chan?
>>33746998Sorry just saw this, I'm a proud melee dps girl and I'm currently enjoying fury warrior>>33747792I thought it was fairly standard practice for anyone who didn't want to broadcast their nipples to the neighborhood>>33747894That was not the intention and now I feel bad for ever posting it
>>33747967i'm too distracted by my feelings towards women right now and i'm not being very logical
>>33747965You mean the perfect gfIf you truly loved women, you wouldn't subject them to filthy males
>>33747966>What if I have allergies... fine, that's acceptable. But then I expect to see a puffer or something.
>>33747956It's more about being loved and desired. We could pay an escort if it was just about tits.>>33747960Not true. That must be like the 0.1% of the 1% coomers who would do that in 2025.You foids really don't understand men, despite having easy access to them. Sad.
>>33746842YeahAre you scared yet?
>>33747975i don't think lowly of heterosexual girls, but if they are truly lesbian they should have wanted to be with ME YOU ACTIVATED MY FEMCEL TRAP CARD
>>33747978nta why do guys send dick pics? Don't they assume that we'll like a random dick, just like they like a random pair of tits?
I thirst trap on /lgbt/ dispite being ugly
ntaWomen when a guy makes you cum could you be less appreciative? Like if we've already broken the relationship off romantically I would really appreciate if you didn't pull me in for a heavy kiss right on the back of one.
>>33747978>Not true.>That must be like the 0.1% of the 1% coomers who would do that in 2025.So... it's true... :/
>>33747966>hospitalIs she like a regular at the psych ward or something?Depends on how amicable the breakup was, if you're still on good terms go for it>>33747975Sounds like you're having a bad day miss. I love women even when they're being retarded
>>33747987Like well after sex?
>>33747976Only puffer I'm pulling up with is this
>>33747946i mean, that's generally what i do. why argue with schizos
>>33747987>if we've already broken the relationship off romanticallyWhy would I be fucking a guy I'm not in love with?
>>33747991Nah she has physical health issues sadlyAnd yeah we're still friends>>33747975>filthy malesI had a bath >:[
>>33747987FUCK YOUDo you know how many women never told me I was making them come? How many women just assumed I knew when they orgasmed? Do you KNOW HOW LONG I thought I was bad at sex only to learn I'd been making them come every time?TELL YOUR MAN WHEN YOU COME OH MY GODNO YOUR PUSSY DOES NOT FUCKING SPASM
>>33747993I don't get it... you're trying to pick up women along with a girl?
>>33747993That looks more like a windbreaker to me, than a puffer.
>>33747980Are you homo because femcel? Or femcel because homo?
>>33748000No I just got the drip>>33748001Only wind I'm breaking is... wait nvm
>>33747998Baths don't do shit for actually cleaning.
Sorry men but when I’m coming the last thing I’m thinking about is announcing it. Sorry but I am doing it
>>33747948you are, just not by who you want to be fetishized by
>>33747997Idk but in my experience your kind does it a lot
>>33748006genuine certified slut behavior. wow.
>>33747999who's gonna tell him
>>33748002i'm not gay anymore.. i was in the past but too many wrong things happened
Wait, women have fetishes? I mean, I know there's like dad bod anstuff like that but isn't that pretty much it? Do you get off to a guy in a wheelchair or one with glasses or something like that?
>>33748010I’m not a slut I just don’t like talking during sex
>>33748004>the water moving side to side repeatedly isn't as good as running down onceUh-huh, guess we can't wash dishes in a sink either
>>33747933Oh I thought you meant other boobs.
>>33748015having sex is certified slut behavior
>>33747993do guys like this aestheticthis is literally me but whiter
>>33748019Yes
>>33748014I wouldn't say I have a fetish for it, but I always preferred men with glasses. Also pale skin.
>>33748015this >>33748018. you were a slut the moment you made the choice to have a vagina. hope it was worth it, enjoy ovulating you dip!!!!!
is it mental illness if i have a fetish for being bullied until i cry
>>33748023Yes
>>33748004Wdym? I scrubbed myself goodSoz our boiler/shower is still broken>>33748019Yes you're a baddie
>>33748013I'm afraid the gay is not curable, it's quite permanent
>>33748016Not when said water gets dirty. You need to clean your dishwasher for a reason.
>>33748014You may not like it but women are people too. With all the dumb shit that that entails.
i ate my gfs ass and now i have a tummy ache. am i dying?
>>33748023it is not merely a mental illness, it is spiritual illness
>>33748017That too.
>>33747916Beep…bop…BOO BOO BOP?
>>33748021>tfw tanned and good visionIt's over for non-nerds>>33748031Play stupid games win stupid prizes
>>33748031No, unfortunately
>>33748033Those are the same thing.
>>33748036Go read a book, Chad.
>>33747871Anon never replied to me.
>>33748014All the best porn artists are women, anon
>>33748014We do. We may not call it that but we do. The term "fetish" is wildly misused anyway. When does go from preference to fetish? Like, a guy that likes big boobs, is that a fetish?
>>33747943>>33747951Bite me.
i like guys who are not pale
>>33748038not quite. the soul is noetic in nature, but the mind is still trapped in flesh, thinks in terms of flesh.
>>33747999You have to teach them to tell you when they're about to cum. Sort of like training a dog kek. It's win-win though>>33748023More and more men are getting feminized sadly
>>33748029NO! I wouldn't have it! Get back on that pedestal!!
>>33748044same. especially nonwhite moids
>>33747993femoids with jackets with fur collars/hood liners are getting sexed
>>33747856>inspect somebody else's vaginaWhy would you do that?
>>33748046This is dumb.
>>33748047>men are getting feminized sadlybut i'm femanon>>33748044no, i like white men only
>>33748041nta women are really good at drawing boobs. You guys draw them like balloons.
>>33748055cringe
ugh i messed up my reply>>33748050i like white men only!!!!!!!!!!!>>33748057yeah
>>33747824They can get distracted by them yes.
Guys, why do you all tell your permanently single friends that they will find someone?
>she's not sleeping but she has you spider wrapped with her leg so you can't leave and you feel skinny and hungry so you try to protest and she just shushes you when you try to speak as she scrolls on her phoneAtoga?
is the girl who wanted to be put in a headlock here?
>>33748067yes yes yes yes but i'm not sure what to say
>>33748042Only if they're cartoonishly huge and make walking difficult
>>33748056did a man or a woman draw this
>>33748034I mean I can just hook up with a guy right now so that’s not true either
>>33748065What?
>>33748071>cow bikiniThat's a woman moment.
I don't have problems with coming to fast but I probably would if I got to wrestle fuck a woman
i want to go back in time, back to the year everyone was born show them how to understand the possibilities that they own, show you where faith comes from, show you how to make things good but i just can't get over my fear. man, i wish i could
>>33748065i don't>captcha: AAWKD
>>33748066Ruined it with the phone.
>>33747931Tough love. I do love you, though.
>>33748070Oh, fuck, I forgot about that one...
>>33748069you don't need to say anything while I put you in a headlock and make your boobs jut out.
>>33748053well blame archons that preside over fate, anon. you're not supposed to like it, any existence outside of unity with God is supposed to be dumb :|
>>33748056I mean where the fuck do they attach?
>>33748082what if i start crying
>>33748084Tear drops
>>33747888!!! BLUSHING FOID ALERT !!!
>>33748055Oh? In that case it's not a mental illness, it's totally normal to like being a submissive girl. It's hotter when you cry actually, that just gets me harderWe can discuss where in your childhood you developed this fetish after I fuck your brains out
>>33748084Depends on the girl. Some tits dangle from the top, some are attached all the way around.
>>33748071Shitty anime pixel art. Gotta be a woman.
>>33747972>That was not the intention and now I feel bad for ever posting itPlease don't. You made a lot of men, and at least one woman, happy.
>>33748085I'd let go and call you a wimp for not handling something you wanted
>>33748084Women have pecs too, anon. Boobs are mostly just sacs of fat that hang off the pecs.
>>33748065Idk about girls but among guys we're honest when we say they genuinely will find someone becuase I know their true values. Most guys are just too shy to really pursue the girl they want and deserve
>>33748097wait... can women get better cleavage by working out their pecs?
>>33748065I don’t
>>33748065Because we're reassuring ourselves at the same time. Nobody is allowed to give up. That's the bro code.
I can turn wmen on
>>33748074>>33748092same
>>33748102Um... The chest muscles can increase, making the breasts appear to stick further out, yes. Women don't naturally have cleavage unless they're pretty huge to begin with. You need a bra or something to push them together for cleavage.What, did you just assume that our muscle structure in the torso was wildly different? :) It's the same muscles, just smaller.
>>33747972posting whatwhat did I miss
I'm horny!
>>33748096not fair it's not my fault i just react like that
how do you guys feel when you remember your mother and father had to fuck to bring you into existence
>>33748102I guess so? If your muscles happen to lift your breasts and push them inwards?>>33748109It's the logical endpoint of acting like women are a different species :P
>>33748021Said nobody ever in the history of mankind.
>>33748107challenge accepted try to turn me on
>>33748116I literally just said it, anon.
>>33748102if they work them out enough they flex their pecs and make their boobs bounce on their ownhttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1759258979881750.webm (nsfw)
>>33748112Hi horny, I'm dad
Either gender. How bad are you with impulse buying?I just spent almost $100 on some games.
>>33748098Nah that can't be. Most my guy friends and their GFs/wives tell me that but I'm openly like >>33747871 and my guy friends even without relationships think I am someone that would ve wanted by women.I only really vent online about stuff like this since complaining about relationships IRL is annoying to others.
>>33748117Ur really dumb but have nice feet maybe? Probably
>>33748109>Women don't naturally have cleavage unless they're pretty huge to begin withI assumed anon meant with a bra... imagine just standing there and having cleavage naturallyCouldn't be me
>>33748121Legit turns me on when a guy does that.
>>33748117What's up with foids and challenges?
>>33748113I undertsand, but you'll still need to be punished.
>>33748106Let me give up and not have to think about it. Its false hope.
I cant do it when ur being gay about it
>>33748117*fumbles around blindly for your on/off switch*
>>33748123f i don't struggle with it>>33748128first wojak meme that made me smile in years even if i have no idea if it's true or not
>>33748127women like seeing men with bouncy pecs?
>>33748123F I have that retro game problem too yeh. Ebay really fucked that all up.
>>33748123F, I am a total cheapskate, everything I own is old and falling apart because I refuse to replace it That said, I spent $600 on Diablo Immortal and I regret it daily
I just wish u were therewhat more can I bear ?will you use me againdo you even care ?
>>33748136Sometimes. Depends on the girl/guy.
>>33748142do YOU like them?
>>33748126I mean that would just be boobs unless you mean in a shirt without a bra
>>33748135>even if i have no idea if it's true or notThere's basically a new tiktok challenge every week for girls to show their bodies off.
>>33748130it's okay, i must be too weak for practice for you
>>33748124Have you considered the fact that they could be right? Is there a reason they would lie to you? Remember, it's your potential to get women, what you do with it is up to you
>>33748128What's with men and compulsively posting racebait
>>33748138Buy some new bras, dammit. I bet you're not even wearing the right size.
>>33748123F. I feel really bad spending money on myself. Right now I've been watching a 40 bucks dress for 4 weeks even if I can very well afford it. I will impulse buy stupid shit for others.
>>33748136i do but it would be a bit embarassing if a man noticed that i saw something like that
>>33748149The red indents in my shoulders say you're probably right :/
>>33748143I like them if the guy's not coming off as a total showboat doing it.
>>33748145become chad... challenge
>>33748153how else can you do it? it's a stupid party trick that nobody does unless they're showing offit's like a girl balancing a cup on her ass
>>33748123I got into buying anime and game OST CDs. Tarrif fucked me up though. It's bad.
DID YOU KNOW?Instead of saying "so be it", you can just say "sorbet" with a heavy Finno-Algerian dialect!
>>33748148looks pretty inclusive to me tho
>>33748123f, nail polish is my weakness
>>33748146exactly. too weak and useless. only good for those tits of yours.
>>33748150This is the modern version of waiting for the berry patch to ripen during caveman times
>>33748137The individual games I picked out aren’t expensive at all, I just ordered five and they added up, and I’m surprised by how little I hesitate to impulse buy.>>33748138>>33748150Yeah, I’ll straight up just keep using the same razor long after it needs replaced because god forbid I just buy a new one, then I drop a lot more than that on old games.
>>33748141wtf this isn’t poetry board fuck off
>>33748150>40 bucks dress for 4 weeksThat's nothing.Hit me up with your throne, bae.
>>33748141Let me guess, you're waiting for a guy to text you back and you're feeling sad cause he didn't text you back instantaneously
>>33748163Do men even care about painted nails? Seems like a dyke thing
Did a time before man even exist? Or was that a dream atwixt?-did fortune favor bolder climates?Such as a golden trade borne in mist?In such times as these we play with ideas Or kill everything we wanted onceFor to be human is to cut then createA journey started with just a kissA lapping pool which hides deeper watersA person who wants to see whats belowIn times like these we must journey then followGolden sands which always go
>>33748151what if he let you feel them?
>>33748164i am having a mental breakdown over this i am sorry if i am not able to reply this is why i am a virign btw just sayingnothign ever changes
>>33748152Aw man, I tried to insult you and you're giving me nothing....Your bandsize is probably too big and your straps are forced to take on more of the breast support. You need to go down in bandsize and up in cup size. Make sure you’re wearing the band on the loosest hook when new, that gives you room to tighten as the band stretches over time. Oh, wait, are you the 26 or something weird like that with diy stuff?
I feel way better now. Men, does masturbating help you calm down and feel better when you're feeling depressed?
>>33748176uh did I go too far? or was it so good that you lost yourself?
>>33747196MMEN USUALLY POST LIKE THATand women usually post like that >:(
>>33748172I'm all for self expression and creativity and all that but the most it'll get from me is a "oh, that's cool".
>>33748180Yes, but invite me next time
>>33748169>That's nothing.I agree, that was kind of the point. It's even on sale for 25 bucks now.>>33748166I will pick the berries.
>>33748180Masturbating is horrible, cumming into an object or the air is a horrible experience
>>33748180Worse
>>33748175that would make me feel a bit better morally but that's even more dangerous so i would pretty much die after i touch him i thinkthe only time i touched a man myself was when i had a co-worker asking me if i could give him a back massage after i did it to a girl, i still remember how hard his body felt in comparison
>>33748172Yes, I fucking do.Stop trying to trigger by making such statements, friend.>>33748186Goddamn, if you don't get it now, I will personally slap you.Maybe not today.Maybe not tomorrow.Maybe not even in this lifetime.But I will.Fucking treat yourself, goddamnit.
>>33748180Was this >>33748112 you? That was quick, what did you schlick to
>>33748157If it's a beach where he's already topless and doing a sport. And if he doesn't overdo it.
>>33748187>cumming into an object or the air is a horrible experiencei have always found male masturbation tragic because of this
>>33748182i'm just terribly shy and i'm sorry for anyone who has to witness it
I had no idea women were this horny, wtf? How?
>>33746855girls, guys. Simple as.
Femanon, can I smell your stinky pussy?
>>33748197oh sorry for getting you worked up then.hope you feel okay.
>>33748191FINE.Know that at some point in the next week I will be wearing a cute dress thanks to you.
Women, do you ever get wet if you hear a guy telling a story (online or irl) where you suddenly get super protective over him, like how a guy might get hard if he gets protective or caring for a girl's story?
>>33748122Hi!>>33748192I'm horny, I don't know who that other person is.
>>33748204i'm okay! sorry for being very awkward and not at the same power level as most people
>>33748205nta. Get rid of an older piece of clothing if it makes you feel better.
>>33748198welcome to the real world the truth is if a woman even if virgin has experienced sexual awakening through orgasm through masturbation she will always crave sex
>>33748208yeah I get it.anything else you wanna talk about?
>>33748123MalePretty bad but I don't do it oftenI just buy expensive shit...Two dolls over a week...
>>33748214>dollsWhat now?
>>33748206that’s never happened to me because if a guy tells me his story and i get protective i get emotional, it would have to turn into lovemaking and not fucking
>>33748196Most males should die. I would kill every male in here if i could. Id start by tying them up and cutting into their pinkies after making them listen to a middle c and feeding then 1 gram of rice. Then id record the pitch of their squeals and repeat the experiment in 1 hour
>>33748205That's my girl.Go get yourself some cute feelies.
>>33748198i don't play that game but did you know that male fanservice barely existed before that? no wonder they all had to flock there
>>33748186Good girl, you vill pick ze berries and you vill only buy dresses when zey are on sale for more zen 50% off
>>33748206>like how a guy might get hard if he gets protective or caring for a girl's story?EXCUSE ME?
>>33748147I feel like something would have happened or someone would have taken interest if that were the case. Even excluding sexuality I got no matches on dating apps when I used them but that was bumble and hinge.
Women do you measure it to make sure it will fit before he jams it in or...?
>>33748211i'm okay with just observing a bit and maybe doing the atoga usual like answering and asking few things and sometimes cry in public
>>33746926they're MY DOUBLOONS
>>33748183>and women usually post like that >:(THEY ALSO POST <3, uwu, *some action* AND OTHER BULLSHIT LIKE THAT
>>33748198It is what it is.
>>33748065The only friends I've had to say that to are women, and they can find someone ez if they actually put some effort in to put themselves out there, might even find a good guy if they don't settle for the first one to come alongFor guys, the only time I had to deal with that was a guy complaining about this issue and I pointed out he never asked anybody outHe was so stupid he never realized that part. It's not that he was even afraid to do it, idk what he was expecting. When I said that he was just like "ohhhhh...." and then had a date within the week
>>33748224never had anything inside me before so when i have sex that will be interesting
>>33748224No, I have a pretty good idea of what my vagina can handle.
>>33748231i wish both of us luck if that day will come
>>33748231Not even a tampon?
>>33748222nigga dating apps are pure trash. You're a man, a girl isn't just going to fall into your lap, you have to pursue like your father, grandfathers did. If I was your close friend I would say that to you because you need to hear it. I need you to stop being a little bitch and whining about not finding a girl, that is female behaviour
>>33748215Ball jointed dolls, like pic relatedNot mine btw
State gender.How did you prevent anonymous strangers on the internet from radicalizing you into becoming an incel or femcel? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P55t6eryY3g
>>33748235nta but those things gross me out
>>33748209I plan to donate half of my wardrobe over the weekend when I take the winter clothes out of storage, the reason why I have been looking at new dresses is that I have changed my style a lot in the last 2 years :)
And we'll all float on, okayAnd we'll all float on anyway, wellhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTAud5O7QqkThis song makes me feel so old.And I am.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFI9s6INJPQ
>>33748238Oh... ok. That's interesting. Are they all that creepy?
>>33748236Mom mom got with my dad because she needed booze for a party and my dad was around(they dated before and she ghosted him in 60s fashion)
>>33748239fby having personal morals and things like that
>>33748183>MEN USUALLY POST LIKE THATmen like to talk in caps?
>>33748235no i only use pads because they’re comfy
Women how much do you casually punish the men in your life for showing emotion/weakness? Women at work do this to me all the time and I wonder if they're even aware of it
>>33746926>wouldI have done so several times.No, I can not explain.
>>33748250can you make an example of what happens to you at work
>>33748225alrightI appreciate your presence, headlockfemanon
>>33748247But what's stopping you from finding a group that aligns with those morals? At least on the surface.
After that id probably start playing the abcs for them with a mask on. The mask would be red. The table would be white. The knife would be small and purple.There would be two purple lamps lined with gold on either side. My friend pennywise would be watching us he would reward me greatly afterwards with much laughter and finding of secrets. Thank you pennywise you are sufh q great and devoted friend in times of stress. Yes thank you i agree. The knif would draw blood but who would see it? Only me. I would see everythring i wiuld see exatly what i want to. Who could stop me? I would untie the person pretend to let him leave, then i would show him his teenage daughter outside the door. She would he in a mask too. It would he gold and red lined.The lights would flicker. Thank you pennywise tor that one my friend i mean fiend master…The daughter would tell her mean dad to go back in the room or bad things would happen to everyone. Then id attack him with several punches to the rib cageHe would wake up eventually but not on the table. He would be in a robe of purple and gold the ultimate and noble finery. He isnt in a small dark room anymore he is in a brilliantly lit hall. None of us are wearing masks anymore. He can see everything. He can see everything as and nothing bad ever happens to him again. His table is red. Theres no blood on him and his injuries are monuments to his nobilities. The knife is used to cut bread.His crown is made out of a loaf of breadHis daughter sits next to him and he orders her to get in my bed. He is the king.
>>33748249Interesting. I've heard from a lot of women that they don't like those.
Gut yontif to all my jiggas (jewish niggas)
>>33746945Acts that took effort, or are special, or exhibit good humanity in an extra way. If she donates money, I won't think much of it. If she does something special for someone that is easily overlooked, then that might get me. If she does something super generous that would go overlooked, same thing. Stuff like that makes me want to be a person they care about. Acts of humility or humbleness make me feel relaxed around them. Someone who is kind to others is very attractive. Someone who is only kind to people they like are normal.If she exhibits some sort of cuteness like a weird fondness for something, that's attractive af. A girl who likes to be herself, in that sense, I'd want her to feel herself around me. Cute clothing, cute noises, I'm a sucker for cute girls.Hot clothing, skin, boobs, ass, hair-done, makeup, effort into looks, all hot. A lively personality can be very attractive. Girl curves are hot. Girl smell is hot. The little twinkle in their eye's when you stare into them for too long make you wanna kiss them. They're like a lil bundle of man-joy.
>>33748246I knew a girl whose mum got with her dad because he was her weed dealer
>>33748255people that think like me? i think it's not really easy to find that when i mostly grew up offline, a lot of online people sound the same to meif i'd find people that are more like me i'd just think it's nice, nothing more, i'm not starving for a sense of belonging or uniformity
>>33748259nta but having something inserted for hours in your vagina is not supposed to be comfortable
>>33748246More passive defeatist behaviour. Listen to yourself man. Nothing is more attractive for a woman than the confidence a man has in himself, and the opposite is true as well. From one man to another, you need to stop being a little bitch and own up to yourself.
>>33748260Yom Kippur is cool
>>33748265>she says on 4chan
>>33748254thank you headlockanon
>>33748250>Women how much do you casually punish the men in your life for showing emotion/weakness?Not at all. I love the men in my life very much.
>>33748236>>33748267Cuckworm, why are you being so cringe? You're a 28yo virgin in Canada trying to give advice to other men about something you couldn't do lol
>>33748243Fair enough
men what’s your dream woman like?
>>33748271..and??
>>33748245No lol sorry that's just a custom one that was designed specifically to look like thatThis is what the original doll actually looks like. If you're afraid of dolls in general I guess they might come off as creepy, but I think they're pretty
>>33748266Sitting in some kind of blood diaper doesn't sound very comfortable to me either.
>>33748221If you start crying in your bf's arm's there's a chance he's gonna get a cares-for-you boner, for example
>>33748201It doesn't stink, though my room definitely smells like sex now.>>33748192No, but I schlicked to some old gifs.
>>33748279Shorter than 5 foot 7, small tits, no nose ring and nags me a lot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZQIfEN_p2A;_;
>>33748283fuck off
>>33748279She's cute, and nice, and likes me for who I am, and I like her for who she is. We both choose each other and do our best to make each other happy and always show our affection.
>>33748279Big boobs, Big dick.
>>33748290wtf that’s so specific have you met such creature?
>>33747887>Women how does it feel knowing that you are a fetish to someone?Makes me happy, I just wish I could find the people who would be turned on by me irl. It doesn't mean much seeing ppl with niche fetishes online if irl I'm treated as invisible.
>>33748266Yes, it is? They have different sizes of tampon for a reason.
>>33748296>>33748292
>>33748279Like this >>33747395
>>33748279Witchy goth girl with all the accouterments that come with, like being into horror and nature and all thatAlso into nerd shit like anime and video gamesArtistic as well, generally good at all sorts of craftsSmart, funny, likes to tease and bully me sometimes but also be sweet to meDominant personality, will lead the relationship (as in initiate first kiss, not do everything)
>>33748277What part of what I wrote came off as something I couldn't do
>>33748279ExistsRealLikes me
>>33748301NtaWhat fetishes do you fulfill??
Is it true that in the Game of Patriarchy women are not the opposing team, they are the ball?
>>33748279She is my equal in intelligence and creativitiy, she loves me and doesnt show it ever. She is cruel to me and indifferent to others. She is sensitive to criticism and she is wise… i am not wise. She is fair of skin, dark hair, and she tells me honest opinions about myself. Short and thin. Fat women are not compatible with me. She has trouble listening, she gets mad.. she gets mad and i get to confort her sometimes and i hold her when she wants to or when it helps..She is honest and hardworking and i get to be teach her what i can.. she likes art, she likes to read and doesnt like listening too much when she doesnt need to. Stubborn is key.
>>33748317wtf anon that is too specific
>>33748278ehl ou elle
Women, what is your dream man like?
>>33748300No. I'm not picky but they asked for ideal.
>>33748309>Exists>RealIronic, talking about a dream woman.
>>33748316I don’t know what any of that means
>>33748322Its not really a dream so much as a memory or a longing of… its not great to think about
>>33748316
>>33748326An immortal, inhuman monster who loves me enough to not give into his base instincts. Except in bed where he messes me up but still loves me.
>>33748303lol
>>33748295This is nice
>>33748279Not a thing anymore. Dreams are dead
I wish women actually liked men.
>>33748250Never done that. What is your job?
>>33748288I thought girls just masturbated to their imagination? What was your fap materialIt's ok if it's a wierd fetish I don't judge I have them too
>>33748326muscular, not hairy, light features, not tiny waist, turns me into an origami and uses his hands and legs in various ways and is mean to mesomething like that
>>33748279>exists>not morbidly obese>likes me>wants kidsI recognize this is way too much to expect.
>>33748346>muscular>not hairyDammit!
>>33748357sorry
>>33748345Everyone masturbates to different shit. It was just some really vanilla, tasteful gifs of random intimate moments. I have a whole folder of them I collected from Tumblr a million years ago.
>>33748346You mean shibari right? How do you turn into origamiYou want him to fold you in half?>uses his hands and legs in various waysThis seems like a very low bar but yes I'm not a quadrapalegic
>>33746820MNothing. There's nothing on the horizon.
Girls, do you really need to "explore yourself" or whatever variant and what does that mean?
>>33748361i'm a virgin so i'm not an expert but i'm pretty sure i'm over my fashination with bondage, i'd rather be restricted by his warm living body instead of toolsand yes being forced in some positions by him would be cooli like? guys that can be touchy and know how to touch me but i also love men who make good use of their legs and body that's all
>>33748343I kinda want the AI advancement twords robot people, at least no one would have an excuse to be lonely.
I would love for an asian teen to suck on my toes oml
Women what was your first impression of cum?
>>33748123Not at all. I have a very long wishlist on steam
>>33748359Don't be, just makes me motivated to become your dream!
>>33748368you ruined it
GenderWhy are my youtube recommendations almost all reruns?
>>33748123MNone at all. I tend to wait weeks or even months before buying stuff.
>>33748372you're putting too much value on a stranger but if it helps you get better i am happy about it i guess...
>>33748374The algorithm. It's trying to communicate something to you.
>>33748376oh... okay...nevermind...
>>33748363I think that's important for everyone. Personally, that meant for me to experience lots of things outside my safe zone and think deeply about how I felt and what I got out of those experiences.>>33748369I thought it was gross and smelled bad. My opinion hasn't changed.
>>33748369scary? but also impressive because idk it's something that looks quite important and men are able to do it so easily, i think it's a very special thing of them
>>33748379what did i do!
>>33748366I don't want an AI gf.
>>33748326Genuinely good person. Loyal, sincere, will stand by his principles even when it's inconvenient. Kind-hearted, patient, selfless.Very smart, knowledgeable, endlessly curious. Talks to me about all the things he loves, and enjoys silly arguments I'll start for the sake of arguing. Makes me laugh my ass off, and can laugh with me about any adversity life throws our way. Romantic, loving and always thoughtful. Appreciates me and notices all the little things I do for him. Sensitive, and will treat me with compassion. Wants to be a father - not just to have a child, but to prioritize his role in his children's life above his job and all else. Looks wise - pale, slim, kind eyes, wide smile.
>>33748334Unfortunately women love to be social so you cant have some destructive animal man as a husband, he has to abide by societys lame rules. Hence the natural inclination in society to have a orderly husband and a dark psychopathic lover that the wife wants to fuck secretly. All the married women in my neighborhood want to fuck me, i can tell. One time i farted and looked behind me and a woman was walking. I sniffed the air and chuckled then looked behind me. She made a face and kept walking. I turned her on most likely for life
>>33748383crushed my dreams...
>>33748363I think understanding yourself is fundamental. I do not think you need to fuck a lot of men to do so.
>>33748373My foot on your face, you cant escape
>>33748388i'm not real
>>33748365So if I were to pin you against the wall using my body, with one hand firmly on your neck, and the other one exploring your body, while I force your legs apart using my feet so you can do nothing but squirm, you wouldn't be... opposed to that?
>>33748391YOU'RE REAL TO ME
>>33748382nta I feel kinda the same way about women and lactation.And yes, I know a guy can lactate under extreme circumstances.
>>33748279deep voice, cold, would cause fights, tsundere, ironical, mocking, makes jokes.
>>33748316MYes that makes sense, very well put I dont get why others have a problem understanding it.
>>33748384If it is physical instead of a phone or pc and looks human enough, I would.
>>33748390if only you weren't into asian teens like a creep...
>>33748389But you need to fuck some men?
>>33748394i once lactated a bit under a very stressful situation ha ha ha
>>33748397Same, only looks like a cute furry instead of human
>>33748392no but i would die and you would be in jail for murder
I fucked a woman this morning and came in her perfect pussy like 14 strokes in. I said sorry i wanted to say sorry mom.I almost said it. I came like 4 huge spurtsThen she sucked me off and i came in her mouth i went retarded i couldnt think at all and i couldnt control any parts of my body tor about 1 minute
>>33748401Not necessarily, but I personally understood a lot about myself during my relationship.
>>33748393can't prove it
Women are so ridiculous, they need to "explore" or "find" themselves.I never heard men doing this, men on the other hand say they need time to think about stuff and this usually implies sitting alone in a room.
>>33748039I'm not chad and I am actually reading a book (not right this second but in general) >>33748044Yahoo >>33748051>jackets with fur collarsBasedThese girls are usually scary IRL though>>33748065>friends>>33748123I've spent money on cute skins in games instead of food before I have -£1000 in my bank account rn and have almost maxed out my credit card
>>33748402F wait, really?
>>33748414yeah but it was super embarassing and really a bad moment, it never happened again ever
>>33748412It's just different words for growth. It happens by living life and thinking about what happened to you. You need to do both.
>>33748410...you're right...i knew you were too good to be true...
>>33748405Aww is somebody getting flustered thinking about how intense a man's touch would be but they're still a shy virgin?It's alright, my hand is only on your neck to remind you who you belong to, you need to breathe in order to moan. I can't guarentee my other hand will be as gentle though to the rest of your body
>>33748150Buy it oxy>>33748172I don't "care" per se but they look cool>>33748180Not really and I'm not horny when I'm depressed anyway >>33748217Most sane femanon>>33748236Idk maybe they've changed in recent years but tinder was good when I tried
>>33748418Can you talk more about the situation? For science, I mean.
>>33748423>Buy it oxyIt sold out as I was buying it lmao just my luck. I bought a skirt, tho.Missed you.
>>33748279You <3 Idk hot and niceI'm not really fussy>>33748407OK coomer>>33748426Aw, lesson learned for next time, get it while you can! Cute, what's the skirt likeGlad you're doing good, how's married life treating you
>>33748422i am unable to reply to thisanyway i don't want gentle touches at all *shoots you with a bazooka*
>>33748405nta but I'm CPR certified. I'd just revive you.
>>33748180Masturbating by itself doesn't make me feel bad nor have I ever experienced "post-nut clarity" or any other low-test shit people talk about.I do feel bad, however, because the stuff I masturbate to is very demoralizing and definitely not healthy.
AmericansBased on his accent, where would you say Mike Pondsmith is from?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYxt7cwDk4E
>>33746877Yez
>>33748436>I do feel bad, however, because the stuff I masturbate to is very demoralizing and definitely not healthy.Sounds like post nut clarity.
>>33746882Damn, I really like laughing with him. His recent post was kinda serious.
>>33748425i already did before since i was trying to get over it but basicallyi used to have weird friends and at some point they decided to help me get a bra that would fit me even if i didn't askthey got something and a girl got in the changing room with me and removed my top and threw my bra to the ground and basically it landed in a way that you could see the inside and it looked like i lactated in it a bit, very sweet memory that still haunts me
>>33748437>Mike PondsmithThis sounds like a Beatrix Potter character>>33748442What are you babbling about
>>33748440No, I feel bad BEFORE I even cum.
>>33748432let me die! you're twisted
I am le sad
F>go to roadtrip with girl friend>About sightseeing, seeing the fall colours>spend two days at her big brothers place>washing laundry>big bro comes in>shaves while I do laundry>ok, this is normal etc, its his house>stops shaving, blows his nose into his hands and just washes the hands>I go wide eyedEww why?>while he washes his face he just says"Why waste paper?"Is this a guy thing?If I blew my nose like that, I'd want that paper in between my skin and snot, and I would still wash my hands.
Excuse me while I go expel liquid out of my genitals
>>33748447I shan't.
>>33747816"Straight" women exist but straight women are a biological impossibility
>>33748451Your fault for sharing a home with other people.
>>33748180Only while I'm doing itWhen I finish, I'm just back to a cold, empty bed, left there to sulk until I pass out
>>33748451No that is not normal at all wtf lmaoI always have a pack of tissues on me and I don't shave when other people are in the house Bro is just a degen>>33748452Der pisser
>>33748448me 2
>>33748457Why do you guys do this? Is it like a common fantasy or...?
>>33748412Men will quit their job and go hiking for 8 months to find themselves. Don’t be an idiot
>>33748437I remember when 2077 came out.>had a girlfriend>my grandma was still alive>still looked like a twink>wasn't addicted to bnwo porn yet>still could ride my bike thru the countryside of my hometownI was happy and I didn't know it.I took it all for granted and when I least noticed, it was all gone.
>>33748363i've never done that ig
>>33748412I dated a girl who said she wanted to "explore" and proposed fwb and then slept with like 20 dudesIncredibly based honestly
tonight i'm envious of sex havers again
>>33748475be one
>>33748419>sleeping around with random men is growth
>>33748429You meant you would die in the good way? That's what I like to hear. You don't need to say more if you're shy, but we both know you're into this. Your job is to just close your eyes and imagine what being manhandled feels like. Did you know that it takes a lot of arm strength to properly fingerfuck a girl? It takes the same muscles as starting a lawnmower. And I'm very good at starting lawnmowers
>>33748475Why would you want to be a loser
should i teach my bf how to play lol (just for a fun hour or two basically, not serious learning) or accept it's always better for a person if they never even try playing lol?
>>33748477no i am a professional sex denier and i have to maintain my reputation
>>33748485I wouldn't risk it, keep him away from it.too many people become obsessed
>>33748478Looks like you're telling on yourself gaynon, for most women it doesn't mean your fetish.
>>33748475I'm not. The sex doesn't mater but the after sex body warmth does.
>>33748485Isn't it usually the guy teaching his e-gf to play support? What has the world become. Instead of grinding lp wouldn't you rather he grind on you instead
>>33748428>Cute, what's the skirt likeJust a casual cotton skirt! Hits at my calf, it's flowy, black. I'm also tempted by buying a similar one with a gingham pattern lolMarried life has been nice, we're very happy. How have you been? What have you been up to?>>33748478It can be for some people.
>>33748487secretly i wish he could play aram with me since that's what i prefer to play.. but you're right..
>>33748490i need my body :(
>>33748468My big sister dates a guy who disappears into the woods for two months at a time.A place where there is literally no reception, running water or electricity. He comes back with deer meat and fish.The guy is the most extroverted introvert I have ever known. Just needs his time alone.She doesnt mind. "its just who he is" total trust.I would be a bit afraid he would have someone else or something with those timetables, she just calls him her "Snufkin with a shotgun"
>>33748498what happened to itdid you lose it?
>>33748494damn don't you get bored in relationships if all you do is sex, especially if you live together lmao. fun activities are where it's at.
>>33748497Sorry anon, it's just too dangerous
>>33748495Pretty skirt
>>33748501i think so. i dunno.
>>33748495where do you buy these (in europe if you live there)?
>>33748498Ive lost my mindYou have lost your bodyWe aren't that different
>>33748502You're not wrong, but you're not exactly right either. Anyways there's a million better games to play together than lol. unless you're both emotionally mature you'd start raging if your bf starts feeding
>>33748482why would you say thati am supposed to find my own reasons to be attracted to some things and for your information that kind of action is something i'm trying to be mentally okay with because i know how unrealistic it is to have sex if i never had something inside before so i'm trying to whatever my favorite ice cream is vanilla
The light skin black women in my area all smell like cookies today for some reason
>>33748500>literally no reception, running water or electricityBro you couldn't pay me to stay there for a day
>>33748509we already play an mmo together, and of course games like portal. so i thought it could be fun in a out of the norm way, and he suggested it. but he doesn't want to actually play it, just try, that's the point.
>>33748513A day? You zoomies are too soft.
Women, are you happy with the gay propaganda?
>>33748485Nah game is dogshit and it's worse for men
>>33748508This is almost a haiku >>33748512Why are you sniffing black womenIdk maybe Subway had a cookie sale>>33748518I mean I've been homeless so I'm sure I'd find a way to survive. But I wouldn't kill any deer
>>33748520Men are doing it to each other so I just mind my own business ngl.
>>33748517f.I recommend co-op octodad.Its so infuriating its fun! And if you get good at it, the achievement hunt is fun!
>>33748495Aww that's a really pretty skirt! Suits your style well I think Ayy you should get the other one too, treat yourselfReally glad to hear you're happy <3 you deserve itYeah I'm ok thank you, I mean things are fine on paper. Got a fun bartending job (though I should look for something with more hours desu), making a lot of music, trying to be a bit more social, and the cats are healthy. Still a lunatic though and want to die desu
>>33748510What exactly are you trying to be mentally ok with?
>>33748523NTA>Men are doing itNo? All the woke stuff everywhere is done by women or beta men under the influence of women.
>>33748527as much as i'd like a man to be handsy with me usually i wasn't into the idea of him using his fingers in me, i just wanted the real thing but i get that it would be difficult.. but i don't see what's in it for menalso i could never be a lawnmower
>>33748529>everything is muh wahmens fault, including me being gaySure, whatever you tell yourself hon.
ughhhh
>>33748529i'm now influencing you to go to sleep
>>33748530>that forearmfor a sec I thought he was stronger than me, but the thin wrist indicates that the volume in the bottom of the pic is just fat.
>>33748533Shhh*plap plap plap*
>>33748532>she genuinely thinks it is men who are pushing for pride parades and more immigrants>>33748536I only go to sleep after having taken a shower.
>>33748544yes
>>33748544stop doing this i don't want to be an idiot that gets to feel stuff from things like that
>>33748547lelouchanon???
>>33748485I had to ban my classmates from playing lol (or was it dota? same shit) in the computer lab between lectures because it created such bad vibes.
>>33748554I don't watch japanese cartoons.
>>33748531Haha you're an ACTUAL virgin, that's cute. You realize that I wouldn't go anywhere near your pussy until you're soaked and begging for it? Where's the fun in going straight to the finish line. Why do you think I have your legs spread apart? So I know when you're ready. If you've never had anything inside you, then I wouldn't put anything inside you until your body's been properly trained.Have you tried touching your self though and know where you want to be touched?
>>33748547Well, yeh? It's making scapegoats. Women don't have that kinda influence, at least politically.
>>33748467It's realityLike the sky being blue due to the refraction of light, women are biologically incapable of primarily being attracted to men
>>33748559i'll ship you with him, you can't do anything about it
>>33748559Based
I need a gf
>>33748485My roommate once asked me if he should play league and I responded "fuck no, I would only recommend starting league to people I hate"
>>33748562Hey, just because we can realize the physical beauty of our sex doesn't mean we actually want to have sex with them.
>>33748507I'm from Europe but I shopped in the US because I'm visiting soon. The screenshot in the other post is from a brand called Olive but I've seen mixed reviews about the quality online.That style is pretty popular right now. I see it on & Other Stories, Mango (TONS of skirts like that on Mango), Sezane has this skirt which I really dig right now. If I had infinite money, Weekend by Max Mara. Most gorgeous pieces I own.
>>33746820Masturbating
>>33748564Here's a list of fictional characters you can ship me with:>Lady Jessica from Dune>Eowyn from LotR>Tricia from the 2005 Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy movie
>>33748530No clue who this is but celebrating too
>>33748582Wait... ENTJ?
>>33748530qrd?
>>33748576>I'm from EuropeThat's not true, everybody knows euro women don't exist: they are fantasy creatures like elves and mermaids.
Bros and brosettes, all I wanna play is fucking Miramar...
>>33748560i'm really not able to be as direct as that but i do not touch myself, i don't really feel pleasure from my own touch and even if i would i'd prefer if it came from the person i love insteadi had girls who would kinda touch me in a playful way and actually i had a guy who would sometimes wrap his hand around my neck lightly but i was into that way before thatthat aside i don't think i need a lot of lawnmower preparation because thanks to the power of long term virginity i've developed weird fetishes and obsessions but that's only relevant when i'm talking about dryness levels
>>33746820Paycheck
>>33748576>I shopped in the US because I'm visiting soon.I am so so sorry to hear that...Thoughts and prayers! <3
>>33748580didn't ask for your consent
>>33748576You are gonna get hit on so much just due to the accent...
>>33748585ENTjeet is making up a new larp about one of his indian brothers in Toronto or something
>>33748559Some japanese cartoons are really good.My dads favourite movie is anime called El Porco Rosso for example.I watch it with him every fathers day.>>33748589I stopped playing that game because at least at one point every single opponent had wallhacks and aimbot.Was very depressing to land my parachute and die instandly by some guy headshotting me from the other side of the mapmy kd was something like 0.88/1 so I wasnt that good either, but I liked the friends I made in the game.
>>33748576>>33748594Indeed.
i hate americans
>>33748599That's a good one. Has he seen The Wind Rises?
>>33748576OK picrel is super cute, you have to get that one!>>33748605American girls are cute
jin-roh is my favorite hentai vid
>>33748599>Some japanese cartoons are really good.I've heard some interesting stuff over the years, but to be honest I don't really consume much media in general except for music.I just waste my day watching youtube videos, browsing 4chan and jerking off to porn of white women.
>>33748597>>33748602>>33748594I'm visiting my husband's parents lol you guys are meanies.>>33748526Thank you! I'm glad to hear things are going well. Have you put your music anywhere where I can listen to it? Are you still staying with your big sis?I'm glad you have a nice job and things are going more or less well <3
>>33748613Incel-trannies make every convo weird, don't care about them.
>>33748613That's just it, though. Unironically, even with the ring, that might still happen.
>>33748616SPECIALLY if they are american males
>>33748592You don't feel any pleasure from touching yourself, even on your nipples or clit? It sounds like you fantasize about being manhandled but you need to ease into it first. Do you prefer it if he is rough, slapping you around? Or firm where he's not hurting you but you can feel his strength?
Should I sign up for this?
>>33748602The dancing AI video was kinda funny ngl. But the whole story of itself was sad af and I hate females as much as the next guy. She was from Ukraine, had no idea to stay away from black people, and survived a war just to die to some animal in the US that a black judge probably released. Truly depressing.
>>33748621>identify as a boy or mankek imagine being a retarded FtM troon AND being an incel at the same time
>>33748599I only play solo FPP anymore in PUBG and it's ok.Like I guess 1 out of 7 games I get killed by a hacker, which isn't "too bad" considering it's f2p.
>>33748613Tysm, same to you <3 you are a sweetheartYeah still with the sis but really I should try to save money (which is also why I should look for something with more hours again) and eventually move out cause it's been over a year now lolI mean I can share some random tracks here but it's mostly electronic and techno lol
I got ghosted after one year of putting constant effort into a relationship and being led on, her friendgroup wouldn't even give me closure or answers when i asked about her. Since then i unconsciously associate all women as just cunning untermenschen. Honestly i am really trying to change because ,i am self aware enough to know it's bad to think like this. I want to really believe that women are capable of love or taking accountability, but it just seems like wishfull thinking. So femanons i ask you are you even capable of real love?
>>33748613>you guys are meanies.I mean I just said I am sorry for you having to go to the USA?
>>33748621Are they paying you for it lolI would do it for the lulz>>33748629): sorry to hear that man, that's really rough, not your fault thoJust remember everyone is diff. Don't let one bad apple ruin your life
>>33748629That's sour grapes and you know it.
>>33748621DO WHATEVER THE FUCK YOUR COCKHUNGRY PYTHALAMUS WANTS
>>33748619i feel sensibility but i wouldn't feel good about it, i am mentally ill and i find self pleasure disgustingno i am super fine with someone putting as much strenght as possible and i think that's the only way i would want it, i don't want things to get lighter or have someone holding back for me, i just don't know how many things are actually physically possiblepain is ok, i really like to feel it but again i wouldn't want to do things that induce that, i only want the person i love to make me feel that way
>>33748413>I have -£1000 in my bank account rn and have almost maxed out my credit cardHow is that possible?
>>33748630You were very nice to me, but mean to the USA. >>33748617I don't really go out by myself, I don't think anyone is going to hit on me. Plus the only social events we're attending are a wedding and a hockey game, other than that we're just hanging out with his parents at their house. I do not think I'm going to be hit on.>>33748628I'm glad you're staying with your sis, I'm sure she appreciates your company and it works well for you. You seem happier compared to when you lived with your mom.I'll listen to it if you want to share!
>>33748637Overdraft lol
>>33748638>mean to the USA."The USA" is just a country, it has no feelings.
here we go
>>33748638>hockey game>wedding>drunk guysAt least consider the possibility so you aren't totally flustered if it does happen.
>>33748636That's totally fair, and it's fun for both parties when I can go rougher on you. I will say though, if you're a virgin, perhaps you haven't fully experienced pleasure, so you associate being turned on with pain instead? Have you ever been able to cum? either by yourself or with someone else's help.
>>33748648ok, ikea meatballs
>>33748638>mean to the USAWhy does an English woman of all people care about that? The American husband?
>>33748413>I've spent money on cute skins in games instead of food beforeSame. Years ago I spent over $1,000 to try to get a copy of Vegeta in Dragon Ball Z Dokkan Battle. I got one copy.>>33748214I have a friend into Monster High dolls, and that shit gets pricey too.
>>33748651I'm not English.>>33748645It wouldn't be the first time I'm hit on or something, but it typically does not happen when I'm with my husband.
>>33748634Not really i had a lot of attemps to have sex or start a new relationship. But my disgust killed any motivation or interest.
>>33748638Ayy do you still watch hockey lol?Yeah I still love my mom ofc but she's easier in smaller doses hahaAnd yeah it's been good with the sis and stuff. Just still feel like a bit of a leech even though I help with bills and stuff
State gender.Have you considered not being a retard?
>>33748654I used to have a bunch of Monster High dolls lol and the movies, yeah they are kinda pricey...
>>33748659Yerp. Decided against it.
>>33748657>doxxed by myaolol, that is hilarious.
>>33748632>one bad appleI wish it was an isolated incident.
>>33748659If you can realize that you're being a retard, then you're not a retard by definition
I think my crush on a japanese girl is being exploited tonight by 2 other international student friends of mine to give them a ride to an event, but should I care if one of the girls is gonna wingman for me?The crush is minor and I don't really know if I like her yet.
It has a nice ring when you laughAt the low-life opinionsAnd they're coming to the chorus now
>>33748658I do watch hockey, it's very unfortunate. I'm sure she appreciates having you around the house, you're a very kind guy and she always sounds like she has a lot on her hands. I'm proud of you for how much you've put your life back together in the last year or so :)
>>33748647>associate being turned on with pain instead?that would make a good excuse, but the truth is that when i was a kid i was too shy to make friends and i would never get physical affection in general, so when other kids found out that they could test my pain tolerance i translated the pain into some kind of warmth feeling, i really can't remember a time where pain didn't feel good in some way no matter what kind of is, but the one i feel from another person would always be the best and surely better than just accidentally smashing my elbow somewhere>Have you ever been able to cum?only twice but i didn't mean to do it on purpose but i don't have the strenght to go in those kind of details right now...
>>33748666I was diagnosed with Autism Disease. Does this mean I realise that I'm a retarted?
>>33748659M, no>>33748670>it's very unfortunateHahaWell America is the place to be for it ig!I do what I can around the house lol, spent all day cleaning the other day cause I felt bad about something You're very sweet, thanks a bunch <3 also proud of you for all the progress you've made
>>33748661Still nowhere near as extreme as ball joint dolls I’m sure. I was able to buy her a few dolls for birthdays.
What do you think is going on with rape?
>>33748659f no, i want to become a real retard
>>33748678*hits u with brick*
>>33748667Japanese women have sexy bare feet.
>>33748677in and out without your consent
>>33748681be careful anon
>>33748677I would like to be raped by femanons.
>>33748659Yes, but I'm too dumb to see it through.
>>33748674>spent all day cleaning the other day cause I felt bad about somethingliterally the dream roommate <3I'm going to sleep, I have been spending too much time on 4chan because I've been pretty depressed over the last couple weeks and it helps to keep my brain thoughts free.I think of you often. Keep taking care of you, please.
>>33748659F.My most retarted moment when talking to my BiL and father was when I asked if they know the car with "the four wheels" and meant audi logo.Ever since I have embraced that I am stupid.
I whisper my plans to the universe because I believe despite being atheist I believe in the saying "Man plans, God laughs"How do YOU feel, anon?
>>33748686No.
>>33748691I feel like if there's any truth to that saying, god and the devil must be the same entity.
is it real that some people live with opposite gender roomates? are they okay?
>>33748654>I have a friend into Monster High dolls, and that shit gets pricey too.I had a friend into those too, they aren't as expensive as the ones I get but since a lot of MH collectors go for completion and also end up into EAH, it can easily compareI wish I still had a friend into dolls, that would be funOne of the ones I just ordered is pic related, my first one with nonstandard parts, and I have no clue how I'm gonna dress her. I'll probably have to make little holes for her wings
>>33748698I lived with two and had sex with both of them when they were horny and lonely, between relationships.
>>33748690Apparently on their first date my friend and his wife were talking about brainteasers and puzzles and she said>I enjoy being mentally challengedand almost cried from embarrassment immediately after the words left her mouth.
>>33748676Oh yeah those are really pricey, they're awesome tho>>33748685Say what xD>>33748689Aw, yeah I noticed you've been here a bit more recentlyGet some good rest and hope you feel better soon <3
>>33748698Nicest flatmate I ever shared an apartment with was a Chinese woman with a temporary work visa.
don't tell anyone but i kinda wish i could have a good doll just so i can sew mini versions of costumes i like
>>33748708Did you fuck her? You fucked her. Didn't you?
>>33748667If they're helping you out with her then in the longrun I think it's a fair trade. Even if you don't know for sure if you're into her it sounds like a small sacrifice to further that
>>33748695nai, wtf, out from left field shit
>>33748712No. And no, I didn't try.
>>33748711This is part of why I got into dolls lol
>>33748697How do you feel when you look back and realize how little control you had over certain things and how they didn't turn in any way like you anticipated or made provisions
>>33748703female gender?
>>33748715>Living with a woman and not fucking herSounds like you are a gay
Isn't it too early for that spamming troll to be awake?
>>33748724Maybe he pulled an all nighter like me
>>33748672You need someone who can indulge in your fantasies of pain but also teach you how to feel pleasure. Until then you should try your best to explore it yourself. I've noticed that women tend to get more mental blocks/traumas about sex than men do becase the expectations on women are so much more complex, but that's normal, nothing to be worried about. It's ok to not know how to express yourself about this topic because it's so sensitive, but I think you should try your best to get better at it. Otherwise the men who can provide the kind of pain you want won't do it out of understanding but out of malice, and that's not the kind of pain you want.
>>33748710brazil?
Femanons. He's a 10/10 but he's cursed by a witch so once a month for a three day time period he transforms into a baby, like a literal actual infant baby that you have to take care of. Do you still date him?
>>33748729>he spams posts here 24/7Nah, they have certain times when they're usually active, and it's usually later than now.
>>33748701That friend of mine straight up rents a 2-bedroom apartment just to have a dedicated doll room. She’s definitely going for quantity.>>33748711Why not just get into them then?
>>33748736For JH that's a plus
>>33748727it's complicated yeah also sorry i think i've inverted what you meant in the other replyi'm not really sure how to get better with those things, at the moment i know that my shyness issue is way bigger so i have to work on that first too
>>33748736so.... a man.
>>33746820>What's something you're looking forward to?Having...Time
>>33748743Oh yeah, my friend had the same thing except she lived with her dad stillBut she had the entire bottom floor to herself and had one room dedicated to dolls and a couple other things I thinkYour friend sounds based btw please tell her I said that
>>33748736weird fetish anon...
>>33748731>>33748733lmao why did this make me laugh.Fuck Lenny Kravitz.
>>33748751Anon once he has time
>>33748742You're speaking with ENTJ right now, he's the one who's trying to force the "Toronto Jeet" meme.
>>33748736No. I don’t like babies
>>33748755>Fuck Lenny Kravitz.I'd rather not.
>>33748733anon, how ugly do you have to be to not get laid in brazil? isn't everyone getting laid in brazil
>>33748750Be fair.We're only literally babies when we're sick.You're thinking of mental or emotional babies. Much less whining, mewling, and feeding involved. That said, I only know based zoomers so idk what zoomer boys are like irl.And reportedly almost nobody knows what they are like in relationships.
>>33748743>Why not just get into them then?feels weird saying this as a woman but i never had dolls, and i am always not sure of what kind of looks i want, sometimes i want it to be an actual character i like, sometimes i want it to be more generic
>>33748698Yes, what's wrong with that lol? >>33748703Der coomerI could never I helped with my old roommate's besties furniture once but that was it
>>33748774imagine living with the opposite gender when you're not even a couple...
>>33748756Based Bemis poster.Quick in the drawer too. Impressive.And apt. I'm trying to avoid such a fate with little luck.
>>33748762Ironicallized, grandma.
>>33748736fso he has a hangover and is over 30?
i'll turn all sex havers into virgins
>>33748756This me but watching Mad Max and then drunk...
>>33748768If you get certain types of ball jointed doll I'm pretty sure you can get interchangeable heads.
>>33748759>So it is you!No it's just bad timing.
>>33748689Also if you can't sleep, here are a few beats I recorded over the past week or so lel https://voca.ro/16Q0svctgP7q
>>33748758This was my impression but I'll be honest: I haven't been paying attention.
>>33748777Again, what's wrong with that?Do you people only think about sex lol>>33748711That's based>>33748740Lmao>>33748764I love Latinas...
>>33748790i'll think about it... i really really want to sew mini costumes, but getting into something new (dolls) is just a bit intimidating
Women, do you have pretty hands like >>33748787?
>>33748802yeah that's why i stay away from the opposite gender>basedthank you but i'm not there yet
>>33748787Your post confuses me and I don't understand, which is rare. But I've got a headache.So...wut?Nice nails?
>>33748804Too short of a post for the Kermit meme but none of that is correct.
>>33748752I passed it on. I envy her dedication.>>33748768Sounds like a good reason to shop around, maybe see what others are doing.
>>33748711This is respectable. As long as you maintain an awareness of whether your doll is creepy or not.
>>33748810OK coomer :p Well practice makes perfect Make some cute doll outfitsIdk if Coraline poster is here but fun fact, they hired a woman specifically to make miniature clothes for all of the puppets, they're actual functional clothes but in miniature
Good lord Atoga is at an ATL
>>33748821FrNamefag central and one won’t keep his name on
>>33748806Better.Those hands are so dry it could be someone in their 50s and they have an odd shape. Is it ai?
>>33748746You're already doing a great job. Just keep talking like you are now, we're all anonymous anyways, and considering the fucked up shit on this board why the fuck should I let my shyness get in the way, you know?Everyone is shy/autistic on this site, I'm shy too, it's not a big deal at all. I learned to be outgoing in bursts. Honestly a shy gf is the best from my perspective.
Quote something inspirational or funny or jaded or sad...at me, I need consoling, anons
i can't be a creepy doll owner if people used to call me a creepy doll
>>33748821>roleplaying thread where male anons pretend to be women to bait male newbies gets boring after the gimmick loses its charmWho could have guessed
>>33748826you're right there, it's just that i'm really not used to a lot of things and i'm not sure about many other things, but yes i'll improve in a way or another, and it's nice to hear you can manage it too
>>33748826>we’re all anonymousExcept for the annoying hateful namefags yes
>>33748827"It is what it is." - ancient internet folk saying
>>33748817>I passed it onThanks anon you're a real one
>>33748834good girl, keep practicing :) Make me proud
>>33748829I think that gives you even more reason to be a creepy doll ownerWhy did they call you a creepy doll? It sounds cute to me but I'm sure it hurt your feelings
>>33748840where is my bazooka again...
>>33748829That makes it even better thoThey say owners resemble their pets...>>33748826If you're shy then a confident/extroverted gf is better desu>>33748827"I've not been programmed for dating. What's fun about dating? It is an experience of irrelevant value. Good night girls, I'm going to switch myself off now." -- Tecna (Winx Club)
>>33748827>I need consolingFor what?
>>33748836actively deciding to un-anonymize yourself on an anonymous board is something only the gayest attention-whores do
>>33748843You already shot it, remember? bazookas are single use only dummy. And DON'T tell me you have more, they're rare as fuck you know
>>33748845>They say owners resemble their pets...Nta but I ran into a guy that said I look like his dog onceI had never spoken to him before but he just stopped me while he was walking his dog and explained that he believed every animal had a human lookalike, and he thought I was that for his dogFor reference his dog was one of those really shaggy golden retrieversSorry its random but I haven't thought about that in a while
>>33748842because of the way i dressed and the fact that they would barely notice me sometimes, so i mostly creeped them out like that i guess, but i don't dress the same anymore now, i was just joking
How to tell mommy she sucks?
>>33748837hehyou's funny
>>33748858That sounds mean, I'm sorrySounds like a cute descriptor to me, I got into the hobby entirely because of creepy dolls. You should give it a shot if you can afford it. Maybe pick up the aesthetic again and walk around with a doll sometimes to really drive it home
>>33748859I hope she suckin>>33748857Wtf that's rude as hell lmao but also kinda cute
>>33748827See >>33747896.
>>33748864I wasn't really offended cuz at least it was a cute dog right? If it was a pug that would be another story...Plus he seemed to really love his dog so I don't think he meant it that wayBut it was such a random encounter and I felt like sharing
>>33748836>>33748848Why so bitter
Femanons, what if you were all worked up and had a jaded taco puppy but didn't know what to do with the green lemon because the government banned jelqing?
HOLY SHIT WHY ARE DRUGS SO FUCKING GOOD LMAO
>>33748863it's okay! it was pretty harmless even if i didn't mean to scare them, also i forgot to say but i have the habit of sitting or resting in weird spots toothank you for the encouraging words, it gets harder to resist everytime i think back at it so i'll really consider it more but i'm also a bit busy with other things now, i'll get there sometime
>>33748873I'm not bitter at all. If being called an attention-whore is something you dislike then I'm afriad that's on you, jeet
>>33748858Creepy dolls are in fashion fwiw
>>33748876Are you the veil anon?
>>33748869Yeah it sounds like he had good intentions and meant it as a compliment even though that's weird as hell lol>>33748875I mean that's kind of the point of themDrugs bad tho, just be careful with emWhich ones are you doing I miss coke and MDMA
>>33748881..fine yes i am, i want to try many things yes
>>33748576Women in america hardly ever dress like that so, if you are ever in the US you will stand out like a sore thumb.
Do other women really not find men most beautiful from 16-22? I find it so hard to understand. Of course overall attractiveness is based on other traits and a man can still be attractive at 40 or 50 if he's healthy. Not denying that.
>>33746809That whore creation has averted my brother’s gaze again.You fools! Don’t you see!The global financial system wants us to be xenolovers and clanker fuckers.>>33746839More non murderous humans. The hate I feel towards such useless excuses of human flesh cannot be understated.
Genuine question. (I know this is probably a cross dresser in this pic but its kind of irrelevant)I know some women choose to shave their heads, including some professional cosplayers because then they just switch their hair with wigs and stuff and just wear different hairs and hairstyles for different outfits and looks. Why don't bald guys just do this? Like just embrace not having hair, get fit and jacked, and then wear cool hairstyles that let them pull off various looks really well?
Bowie's Modern love is one of the most underplayed and underrated song of the past decades.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HivQqTtiHVw
>>33748885I keep running into you lolPlease try all the things you want! Seriously it would be so cool if more people expressed themselves that way, wouldn't it?
Being killed by a woman would be kinda hot, no? Like a romantic stab to the chest kinda thing.
>>33748905MaleSo, the only reason I feel like this might not work is a lot of wigs often have bangs to cover the seam, so I don't know if this would work well for men's hairstyles unless you're going for the flippy hair type of styleI don't know a ton about wigs though just that tidbit, so I could be wrong
>>33748911I agree, I think it could be a pleasant experience
>>33748907yeah it's true, that's why hearing people who get to experience things they want can be a inspiring
>>33748911No. It would be quite cold as the life leaves my body.
>>33748918Get out there and be one of them!I know you'll have to work your way up to it, but it will be totally worth it in the end. Plus you might make new friends, the doll community isn't huge but it's pretty friendly from what I've seen
>>33748922i'll see how it goes, thank you for being sweet
>>33748928I hope I see you again soon anonKeep me posted
>>33748344>>33748253I work in a warehouse. I was struggling to get a mailing cage open and a woman told me "I thought you were a big strong guy" or something like that. Another time I was telling a friend that I'm sore from moving, not even going on about it just mentioning it in conversation, and this girl played an imaginary violin. Just a couple examples
Sometimes I wish anons would swap contacts more often but then I think of all the ghosting and rejection that goes on
>>33748922Nta but yeah doll community is super friendly overall, most people will be happy to help you out and give you pointers
>>33748698I have. I know others who have. It's usually fine as long as there are clear obstacles to prevent drama.In my case, she was the sister of one roommates gf and nobody hooked up until he moved out and the guy who moved in stayed in her room all night once after about three monthsAnd everyone but her was moving out shortly after that so there wasn't any awkwardness at all.
I miss my wife...
>>33748936Yeah even the doll threads on this site are super friendly, it's really nice to see
>>33748933Nta but at least ime I think this just has more to do with warehouse work culture and the bants, you have to have a thick skin somewhat lol, I'm sure they're just teasing tho
>>33748933sorry to hear that, i have no idea why they would treat you like that, they just sound insensitive
>>33748935>anons>swaping contactsAnd get doxxed? No thank you
>>33748935Yeah every time I do it goes badly, I love our femanons but they're kind of unstable
>>33748945Plenty of us maleanons are unstable af too
I miss Swiss-chanI miss Bimbo-chanI miss BirdieI miss SweetNLow
>>33748947Oh I know I just don't add as manyI did join a guys group off /soc/ that proves that though
>>33748178The tags on my bras have worn off so I genuinely don't know what size they are, lol.
Freddy Mercury is the best entertainer of all time.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-0ygW-B_gI
>>33748935It happens more than you'd think, people just don't feel the need to make a big deal of it.
i just like being anonymous around anonymousisses
>>33748198>kpop AI boyfriends are more popular than Genshin anime waifusincredible
Honestly, I think Freddy Mercury is the best entertainer of all time...
>>33748838I told her I talked about a friend who had a lot of dolls and a dedicated room for them and she said “Who”, so she’s a bit on the bimbo side. But she appreciated the nice comment.>>33748935It’s a gamble. You just have to be okay with being told ‘no’. A lot of people aren’t really looking for friendships or more, or just want to keep everything to the thread. I’ve heard horror stories from the friends I have made from here.
>>33746820Concert tomorrow and I’m looking forward to Halloween and Christmas :)
>>33748948Nobody will care about me until I'm gone, apparently.
>>33748966>I told her I talked about a friend who had a lot of dolls and a dedicated room for them and she said “Who”, so she’s a bit on the bimbo side.Anon you treasure her friendship okay, she is too good for this world
>>33748922>Get out there and be one of them!One the most based anons I've seen it in a while.Quality encouragement and advice posting on the advice board>>33748918>that's why hearing people who get to experience things they want can be a inspiringThere's a tremendous amount of things that I want to do and I can't do all of them but I agree completely. And I encourage everyone it to embrace their healthy interests. I suggest curating them into what you most care about and can most easily do now. If you really care about it and can do it now, make the time for it. If you can do it now but only mildly care, consider trying it when you get a chance. If you can't do it now but really care about it, plan on doing it and set yourself up for being able to do it later. If you don't care that ouch and can't do it now, it can be an interesting thing to research when you're idle and unable to something else. Better than pointless scrolling.Live deliberately.
>>33748969I don't pick up on typing patterns unless it's glaringly obvious. To me, you are anon.
GenderDid you have a childhood crush on a fictional character?
>>33748969How can we miss you if you never leave?
>>33748911It's a fetish I ignore alongside stabbing a woman. Death is unappealing as it is permanent loss. But otherwise, yeah, hot.
>>33748970Of course. We’ve been friends for almost two decades. She’s been through ridiculous, enormous pain, and I make sure to check in with her often.
>>33748973MNope.
>>33748206I don't know if I'm wet or not until I spread my legs apart and my panties stick>>33748239F, I employed an advanced counter-propaganda technique called "not having any friends">>33748261This post made me smile>>33748363Doesn't everyone? I would be deeply suspicious of anyone who scoffs at the idea>>33748369"Why does it dry so quickly? Is it like glue? Is my vagina going to be glued shut??"
>>33748971>Quality encouragement and advice posting on the advice boardSorry sir, it won't happen again
>>33748973MaleI had too many to count, a habit which continues to this day
>>33748971keep sucking her ass maybe she will fuck you again
>>33748976You sound like a good friend, hopefully your friendship lasts for another two decades, albeit with less pain
>>33748973M, I’ve never crushed on any fictional character as far as I recall.
>>33748954Michael Jackson would like a word...>>33748948Birdie was here recently I thinkI miss bimbo-chan too ): she was a baddie >>33748973M, same as other anon too many to count kekShego from Kim Possible was the first I can recall
>>33748979Nta>I don't know if I'm wet or not until I spread my legs apart and my panties stickIt doesn't feel any different? Either when producing more or just from having so much there?
>>33748973f, yes but i don't want to say who because she's not popularit was kind of a graceful snobby girl from a nintendo ds game who loves classical music, and she also really reminded me of a japanese artist that i used to idolize to the point of having dreams about meeting her
>>33748972I think I'm pretty obvious.>>33748974Easily. I miss someone I love every time I go to bed without them.
>>33748972It’s so odd that you’re so easy to pick out though
WELP AIN'T I A FUCKING CUNT LMAO
do you think that femanon is still standing outside staring down at her tits?
>>33748993I don't like being a non anon...
I wish femanons cared about moids enough to recognize or remember us…..
>>33748997you're so silly
>>33748981Who are some of them??
>>33748989When I'm just sitting there, I genuinely can't tellMany times I stand up and only feel it then, and I have to wrack my brain to try and figure out what the hell turned me on in the last 45 minutes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGVv7SQ_jus&list=RDGMEM6ijAnFTG9nX1G-kbWBUCJA&start_radio=1You are all sub acceptable.
>>33749001i doubt myself too much to be sure of it when it comes to males
>>3374900199% of namefag spam is men talking to men. I just take a break from the thread when the dicks start swinging.
>>33748997No anon, I went inside hours ago, I don't want mosquitos to bite my boobies
>>33749001I succeeded in becoming a memorable male but it didn't make me happy.
>>33748979>Is my vagina going to be glued shut?nightmare fuel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EG7vOZXKMCk
>>33749003The sister from The Little VampireThe spider from Bug's LifeElora from Spyro 2Sam Manson from Danny PhantomDulcie from Going BovineI like scary girls and tomboys if you can't tell
>>33749001If I give too much personal attention to men online that way without establishing a nonsexual boundary, I worry they'll develop feelings for me.
>>33749004So you can't tell when you're aroused, or does arousal not always mean you're getting wet?
>>33749001Ohio, MKG, LHA, ENTJ, male Cat Poster, QT, Exibanon, Sarge, Native anon, Gym Bro, two distinct "I hate women" posters, the one that flirts with the crazy all-lowercase femanon, vintage Mickey Mouse gif poster, one Latino anon, one Asian anon, an anon who wants to make his own clothes =)
>>33748935Trusting other people from 4chan isn't worth it.People who claim to like you fall into 1 of 2 categories:(1) People who are only pretending to like you so that they can use you.(2) People who really do like you superficially, but they'll stop liking you once they learn about the Real You.And as for people who still like you even after they've learned about the Real You? Those are the most dangerous people of all.
>>33749016I already have feelings for you
>>33749016fair.female attention is a powerful thing for men.
mencan you stop making these videos
>>33749017>or does arousal not always mean you're getting wet?This one. Most of what the vagina does all happens inside, and it takes a lot for the dam to burst, so to speakUsually it's just a warm throbbing below the stomach and that's it
>>33749024NAM but that disturbed me too and I bet it's AI slop..
>>33749020https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTKJa6yTVlY
Are men capable of loyalty or do you generally keep an eye out for someone better? Are you still typically trying to find a better woman?
>just got my first girlfriend as a 25 year old guy and I let it slip that im a virgin to her>the girlfriend (23) has said she gets 20 to 50 likes on hinge per day so you know she is a high value>she said she used tinder for validation at one point.So her body count is over like 50 right? This is a safe assumption? Am I cucked? I am debating whether to ditch her because I want someone with morality.
>>33749025Ohh okay I understand now. I thought that arousal and wetness were basically the same thing, so I thought you just couldn't tellThanks for explaining and being patient with my misunderstanding
>>33749032>This is a safe assumption?No. It's a number you pulled out of your ass.
I am toodeep.This is too much of mee.You won't feel nothing.Fuck you, you are not Bowie You are not
>>33749020There I am, Gary, there I am!
>>33748948>I miss Swiss-chanIronically, I missed her posting so I can't miss her. Heh>I miss Bimbo-chan.I remember her being a pleasant poster, as are a number of fenanons now.>I miss BirdieI always miss her.>I miss SweetNLowShe was a quality poster but overrated much like sex is overrated. I think sex is one of the best things ever but it's still often objectively overrated.>>33748969>Nobody will care about me until I'm gone, apparently.pic related Just kidding!Unless you have a stand out presence, it's hard to care about you rather than just your individual posts.Although if is an unfortunate reality that often people will neglect and take for granted the good things that are around until after they're gone.That said, I doubt nobody here cares about you.>>33748988>Birdie was here recently I thinkI've recognized her voice and posts a few times but I compulsively refrain from guessing in case I'm wrong. Old habits.Plus I don't wanna rekindle my schizo thoughts from posting in GIOYC.
>>33749030I'm incredibly loyal, or at least I think I amEven when I romance someone in a game, if I want to get the romance route of another character I have to read about it because actually doing it feels like a betrayal of the first characterI've never been in a relationship before so I don't know if that translates to real life but I think I would be super loyal irl too
>>33749028i don't keep a personal algorithm on yt but if i remember right it's not even the same channel, it's like they pick any kind of female figure and say "WHY IT SUCKED BEING X"like okay i guess
>>33749033No worries, that's literally what the thread is for
>>33749034do women even have any interest in virgin guys? I feel like I fucked up telling her I was one. I don't even want sex with her frankly but I can't even imagine what her body count is. I am seeing her on Sunday so I want to bring up our experience gap in a nice way without slut shaming but this relationship seems absolutely fucking doomed. She's now a nice church girl I guess.
>>33749020Almost all awful people (not entirely sure about Ohio yet)
>>33749043I specifically seek out virgin guys because I don't want to be compared to any sex goddesses he may have fucked in the past
>>33749020>the crazy all-lowercase femanon*a crazy all-lowercase femanonThere's a lot of them
>>33748948Bimbo's vocas were the best...
>>33749047This gap in sex matters just seems crazy. How am I EVER going to compare to the men she has seen casually? I am also thinking about asking her to take a test for STDs even if we are waiting for marriage.
>>33748935It’s risky as fuck>you swap contacts>immediately everybody in the thread will constantly harass you both on sight in perpetuity>you get rejected>everybody in the thread will laugh at you and repost you getting rejected in perpetuity
>>33749051I don't think that's a very good idea.
>>33748983Absolutely. Her birthday is coming up and I'm going to get her some dolls, I think.>>33749021A bit misanthropic, don't you think? There are good people, even here.
>>33749052Nta but that's why we use throwaway emails
>>33749021it's crazy that you think this is universally true, rather than you just being a particularly shitty person
>>33749056Do you have any ideas what dolls she's got/is missing?Also just curious but does she dress them up in custom clothes or just leave them in their defaults?
Why is it so hard to sleep at night?
>>33749032No, it's easy to get likes on any dating app. I got a lot in one day and I'm average. I have only ever slept with my bf.And using Tinder for attention doesn't require actual dates. It could just be to get compliments and flirting from men, then ghosting them. I didn't do this but know it's common.>>33749043>>33749051>I don't even want sex with her franklyWait then why date her? Is it just this situation?>test for STDsGood idea if she isn't a virgin. I took my bf to take one (his sexual experiences were low but you never know), and provided in return even if I was a virgin. Sexual health is important.
>>33749020>no mention of meNice
>>33749032>>33749063Seconding this, I'm not a girl but I knew one that only ever slept with her boyfriend but still used tinder just to get social media follows and try to get paypigsI'm not making the argument she was morally correct just that using Tinder for validation doesn't mean sleeping with people
>>33749020Pretty epic name drop>>33749024But it's actually interesting (apparently)>>33749032>This is a safe assumption?No lmao>>33749030Nah when I'm with someone I'm very loyal>>33749049Good times lel
>>33749053If she has "used tinder for validation" as she said herself, why can't I make her get an STD test? I asked her to be my girlfriend yesterday on our third date. She is genuinely super funny. But the Tinder thing just puts me off. I just can't be sure she actually likes me or she just needs actual romance and not casual sex. I don't know I just don't know what to think this would be so easier if she never said the Tinder thing. I don't expect women really to be virgins at 23 but this girl getting 20 to 50 likes on Hinge per day exploded my mind when I heard this.
>>33749066>just to get social media followsThis is probably true>and try to get paypigsThis is "women bad" bullshit you made up
>>33749062Because night is when the fun happens idk do you have a good bedtime routineI work late shifts so my sleep schedule's fucked>>33749051Yawn, who cares, just have fun with her>>33749043>don't even want sex with her franklyWhy are you dating her then???
>>33749057Doesn’t help in the threadLet’s say Ohio asks out JH. Every time people spot JH, they’re going to ask her why she said no. Every time he posts, people will repost him getting rejected. That’s just the way /atoga/ works
>>33749068Dude, 20-50 likes daily is nothing for women. And I would advise asking if she's even had sex with tinder dates before jumping straight to the STD test. To me "validation" is just going on a few dates and chatting with guys, no sex involved. Try not to assume the worst.
>>33749024Women will never understand why manosphere content is popular
>>33749072>why would you date if you don't want to bang herCause I wanted a relationship and I managed to rizz her up, I just want to make sure I lose it to the right girl.
>>33749030>Are men capable of loyalty or do you generally keep an eye out for someone better? Are you still typically trying to find a better woman?First, not all people who are disloyal were looking for a better partner. There's actually a saying that is often true: "People only cheat down."This is because if they could land someone better, they would leave their partner. Hence monkeybranching.If they're kept happy, men are more likely to get complacent and stop doing the little lovely things and taking care of their appearance than they are to look outside the relationship.I was 100% absurdly loyal until years of neglect wore me down.And it varies.My friend is currently dating a woman he's not 100% into and feels like shit about it. He wants nothing more to devote himself completely to a woman enthusiastically into him but he fell for a woman who actively avoids communication and broke up with him and is stringing him along as he's reluctantly adopted a process of dating multiple women as most ghost and flake. Then one accidentally completely fell for him and he painted himself into a relationship corner with her. Despite being into larger women, she's a bit too big for him to be completely attracted to her and he's still preoccupied with his ex.So he was loyal for decades until women stomped on his heart and disrespected his worth as a partner and now he feels like he *has* to keep looking for a better girl because every woman he dates is either a ghosting tease, unenthusiastic, or lacks fundamental qualities he feels he needs.Other men are loyal to the point of stupidity to women they should simply leave.And some couples are happy with each other their entire lives.YMMV
>>33749069>This is "women bad" bullshit you made upIts not. She didn't start with that intention until some guy offered to be her paypig. The guy was being sus and trying to con her but after that she was open to the idea so she put her paypal on her profile too
>>33749073Yeah for namefags or known characters, but for you or me nobody would know
>>33749015You got based taste broHave you played Spyro: Reignited Trilogy?I also thought Elora was cute, and Bianca in Spyro 3 lol
>>33749047You really shouldn't, like 99% of women just lay there and at most rub their clit a bit
>>33749079Somehow I don't think you have the full story.
>>33749076Nothing wrong with waiting for sex but if you're not sexually attracted to her you're just wasting both of your time
>>33749080How about the guy who asked out JP femanon, that keeps getting brought up from what I see
>>33749075is that really andrew tate??
>>33749078I feel like I seem like I am courting namefag drama when I post about cheating but it is a subject that I can actually speak with some authority on from many angles.
>>33749060No idea, I'll probably simply ask what she wants most, or ask for an Amazon wishlist.I'm not sure about custom clothes, but I believe she at least buys them new outfits from time to time, and I know that she's been interested in making a dollhouse for them.>>33749052I don't think it's all that much risk, really. Maybe it works out, maybe it doesn't, but if you have the chance to make a lasting friendship, it might be worth taking.
>>33749083How's that? She and I were super close, she told me all of this herselfI even went with her when the first guy wanted to take her on a shopping spree because he was giving her bad vibes and I wanted to protect my friend
>>33749020Bros... I didn't make the list....
>>33749091Is that your photo? Beautiful ornaments also
>>33749094I guess we have different definitions of "paypig".
>>33749065Darn it!Who are ya??
>>33749078>"my friend"Uh, yeah sure. Whatever you say buddy.
>>33749084I am super attracted to her physically and we kiss and smooch often and that's it, which I like but I just CAN'T shake the feeling of dread if I find out her body count is ridiculously high like how am I ever going to compare
>>33749075I do this at work lol, just chug a whole bottle of water like every hour >>33749102>I am super attracted to her physically and we kiss and smooch oftenDon't look a gift horse in the mouth and let your insecurities ruin a good thingIt's not a competition with her exes kek, she wouldn't be going out with you if she didn't like you
>>33748973Male>Did you have a childhood crush on a fictional character?I wouldn't say "crush" but I lusted over, like anon said, too many to count.I could list so many I'd need limiters or qualifiers.Maybe my first was innocent enough to be a crush: Miss Bianca from The RescuersThe closest I got to a crush or waifu was Harley Quinn.
>>33749097Not mine, my friend's. I only collect old games and occasional plastic models.
>>33749089No, that’s Bottom G, his brother.https://youtu.be/YAZ1-5jT3Vo
>>33749099Well, after that guy she stuck with solely online onesI don't think she made much money off itWhat definition do you use?
>>33749102>I made up something bad and I'm scared!Make up something nice instead.
>>33749095NooWho are you?
>>33747238Nice.
>>33749111Buying stuff off a Throne page, maybe?To me it sounds like you're speculating just because she has a paypal link on her page. For all I know, nobody has ever clicked on it. The problem sounds like it's mostly in your head.
>>33749119*touch*
>>33748982>keep sucking her assOnly metaphorically. But...>>33746809Is it considered sucking ass if you are posting/speaking truthfully?What's the threshold there?>maybe she will fuck you againI hope not. She's got a good man already and I am not looking to fuck anyone besides my wife.
>>33749105You're right it's not a competition with her exes, I should clarified. She has had 1 previous boyfriend but the whole "tinder for validation" thing seems like a massive red flag. If she was having lots of casual sex with who knows how many guys how will I ever compare sexually. I guess I need to ask her what exactly that means when I go to her place on Sunday, in the nicest way possible. I can tell she likes me and she wants to meet my family already and she has told her family about me just three dates in.
>>33749113>Who are you?I do not know
>>33749101>Uh, yeah sure. Whatever you say buddy.I can have friends!Fun fact: he actually called me and I'm on the phone with him now and I told him about the post.Heh
>>33749100I'm the very very gay one
>>33749124>If she was having lots of casual sex with who knows how many guysThat's a very big "if".Again, you don't even know if she's had sex with ANY of them.>how will I ever compare sexuallyOnce you're having sex, you won't be thinking about other guys, so there's no point thinking of them now.Yes I agree you need more info, because you're filling all the blank spaces with nightmare scenarios.
>>33749020<3
>>33749124She probs just used tinder to get attention from guys, doesn't mean she actually hooked up with them kek
>>33749100I have gone by many names in this thread. You can call me Eric.
>>33747300Sweet man, soft manLittle ball of furSleepy man, happy manPurr purr purr
>>33749102Look up retroactive jealousy, anon. If it haunts you so much like this, it could be disordered thinking and there are methods to stop the thoughts.Regardless, best to confirm the reality of her history with her. If she's a nice girl, you can even share your insecurity with her. I feel even closer to my bf when he shares insecurities, because I love him.
>>33749134Okay That reminds me I also forgot Gary- unless you're him??
>>33749097Sorry but she just sent me this one to share with the thread. Her dolls have dolls.
menwhat does it mean when you quickly pull on a stranger's ponytail
>>33748980>Sorry sir, it won't happen againGoddammit.Keep posting quality advice and encouragement!Be the exception to the rule!
>>33749137I hate that I know the reference>>33749144It means I want the bus to stop so I can get off
>>33749142NTA but holy fuck lmao, that’s impressive
>>33749138>share your retroactive jealousy with her cause you love themIt's been 3 dates I don't even know if I love her. I feel like I would do her a favor if I broke up with her so she can find someone closer to her experience level and the same for me. I know I am a broken record but I just can't get over the line she said. "Tinder for validation" like what does that mean???? Hopefully not the worst. Casual sex is the worst and I hope she didn't do it over and over again before she met me because that comes with so many red flags. I'll shut up in the thread now.
>>33749142Oh my god this is awesome lolBeautiful set <3 the decorations and outfits are on point lol
How are men supposed to compete with THIS? Girls want the body of a serial steroid abuser on a young twink...
>>33749150>Tinder for validation" like what does that mean????Ask her what she meant but it's more likely she just wanted the attention/to validate she's not ugly or whatever, than was actually looking to sleep around
>>33749154By being an actual 3D person with a penis.
>>33749121This was back before Throne and all that existed, or at least before it was mainstream. She did have an Amazon wishlist but she just put that on her Twitch, not Tinder>To me it sounds like you're speculating just because she has a paypal link on her page.I never saw her Tinder profile, this is literally all information she directly told me >For all I know, nobody has ever clicked on it.She sent me a few screencaps of random people sending her money so we assume some people did. I don't remember if they ever told her they did or not, this was years ago.>The problem sounds like it's mostly in your head.The only problem I had with any of this was that she was matching with guys for these purposes lol, entirely because as a guy I was afraid some of my own matches if I ever got any would be for similar intents. It felt wrong to mess with single desperate guys like that. If she did it just on her twitch or something, or even if she had actually used the apps with the intent to date, and that was just a bonus, it would be differentAlso while I do currently think she's not a good person, I didn't think she was at the time, and all this has nothing to do with why
>>33749078>>33749101>>33749128>>33749030>Are men capable of loyalty or do you generally keep an eye out for someone better?We discussed it and agreed that instead of loyalty, it's entirely likely that he'll reach a point where he's happy enough in his relationship that he's too *lazy*, rather than too loyal, to seek out anyone else.He added that most women he meets simply have radically high expectations, especially considering what they have to offer.
>>33749159Yeah, it definitely doesn't make her look good to anyone who wants something more than throwing money at her :/
>>33749144Unless you're in elementary, I have no ideaProbably being an asshole
>>33749154personally i find their body too dry looking
>>33749145I can't make that promise man, quality advice is hard to come up with, in that specific case I only did it cuz I want to see more whimsy and fun in the world instead of everyone being afraid of cringe
>>33749144bad things
>>33749156For women a vibe is enough in 2025....
>>33748973FIt was Gaston desu The root of my taste for muscles lol
>>33749169cute
>>33749162She always met her boyfriends irl so I guess it didn't matter much at least for a first impression. And to her credit she was an extremely generous girlfriend, always baking or buying stuff for her boyfriends, so it's not like she was only dating for a wallet
>>33749166please explain??
>>33749148>>33749151She's happy to keep sharing but I don't want to spam the thread too much. It just seems like a cool enough hobby, the "plastic bitches type of Autism". Anons who are interested should definitely just go for it.
Fuck me and fuck Austrian you?
>>33749167Still not as good as dick, imqho
>>33749154His shoulders and arms are a touch bigger and his specs are better developed, (I gotta work on my pushup goals).Otherwise he's not that different from me.I find that excelling in one area tends to allow one to compete against superior people., as long as the basic minimum criteria are met.Like if you can carry a conversation, shower, can support yourself, and aren't a thoroughly unpleasant to interact with.
>>33749169Holy based lolThe Glaston song was lit tbfBelle was also a baddieShe really dropped that asshat to marry a beast lol
>>33749174That's... weird. Very mixed messages. I almost want to say she deserves to be reimbursed, but that sounds too gold-digger-y.
>>33749172Yes it's a gorgeous art..
>>33749165>I want to see more whimsy and fun in the world instead of everyone being afraid of cringeWell done!Just keep an out for your moments.
>>33749176I kneel, this collection is insane... I'm jelly lol>>33749179>Otherwise he's not that different from m bruh...>aren't a thoroughly unpleasant to interact withI can't make any promises
Womanons,Do you agree that Labubu is evil and must be destroyed?
>>33749181Her guys were kind of mixed too desuLike I said my only real issue with any of it was using dating apps for it. She did basically move in with her boyfriends at the time so I guess you could call it rent? Idunno, she was a mixed bag as most people are. I just have issue with how she was as a friend
>>33749178Unreal, you'd seriously fuck a man?
>>33749178>Still not as good as dick, imqhoThis reminds me!I realize that you might not be JH, but I had a question specifically for her:If I were to quip in response to someone saying that a woman has a dick by saying "So what? I know a woman who has 30-40 dicks!"...Would that be accurate?I strive for accurate honesty even in my quips. I'm not sure if I count as "knowing " you or if that count range is accurate.
>>33749175I don't know I don't have any context it just seems creepy and weird
good evening everyone>>33749119*poke*
>>33749176Maybe I can buy one or two just to try it out…..>>33749193I did not expect such a clumsy attempt at flirting from you
>>33749189they're still kinda cute
>namefagslike greasy turds floating to the top of the water
>>33749189looksmaxxing
I had so much to train you....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGCdLKXNF3w
>>33749193Doesn't that seem like you're making her and her collection the butt of the joke?
>>33749195hello, and goodnight
>>33749202So fuckin bitter lmao
>>33749195not good
>>33749180Yeah lolThey were both bad anyway, no way I'm picking furshit kek
>>33749195Long time no see, hello.
white blond women are the worst fucking loser fucking bitches in the world. let me explain whythey fucking suck they are horrible fucking losers they are so fucking dumb and i hate them so much. i hope that was clear enough.
>>33749189YES Ugly as sin and cheap Chinese junk
Women, would you take the half a million dollars by the Saudis to perform at their comedy show for an hour for one night?
>>33749217uuuuuuh ok
>>33749217I like women but I will never be able to have the great conversations like I do with men
>>33749208goodnight anon
State gender, what is something that you've had difficulty doing, and did you overcome it?
>>33749195Good myaoning wifey
>>33749195Wassuo mayonnaise How is college going >>33749217Wtf blondes are a gift from godDid someone not text you back or something(Also it's blonde for women not blond)>>33749226>what is something that you've had difficulty doingIdk living>did you overcome itNot really>>33749212Based anti-furfag
>>33749210?>>33749213hallooo
>>33749189not a woman but I like chiikawa more
>>33749195Have you finished all of one piece yet?
>>33749226Getting up in the morning.No.
>>33749229You're based too QT
>>33749230its not good !!!!
>>33749235
Would you go vegan for your partner? Or be with someone with big diet restrictions?
>>33749228(it's nighttime for me)good morning !!>>33749229so much work ..my hormones r out of wack tho so i feel like shit (◞‸◟)
>>33749226malequitting porn, getting over my driving complexno to either.
>>33749226MaleSorta, I studied programming for a while there and overcame a lot of confusion. Specifically, classes come to mind. I didn't understand them at all. And then on top of that, there was some element that was basically a checklist that I still don't fully understand the purpose of except for making sure it throws an error if whatever variable doesn't have it? I can't remember what it was called
>>33749226I am way less anxious now but I still act the same as I always did so no nothing has changed
>>33749226f>what is something that you've had difficulty doingdrawing males>did you overcome ityes but i still struggle with the idea of someone else seeing it, while i can be more relaxed on the female side
>>33749226M, budgeting and generally getting control of my finances. For the most part, I've gotten far better. I did just splurge on a bunch of games >>33748167 but other than that, I'm doing better than ever before.
>>33749242It's night time for me too but it's always morning somewhereHow are you? Are you getting enough rest?
>>33749245Try Throw Catch exception handling?
>>33749232myao approved>>33749235NO . NO JONONONONONKONKJOKONONONOITS IMPOSSIBLE IM CONVINCED ITS IMPOSSIBLE THERESS NO WAY ILL RVER FINIDH IT IN MY LIFETIME .·°՞(¯□¯)՞°·..·°՞(¯□¯)՞°·.
>>33749245an assert? classes are just groupings of related code that share some variables
>>33749240f not permanently, i'm okay with showing support but we have different bodies
>>33749237Not really lmao but thanks <3>>33749245Programming just takes practice like any skillI also found classes for it pretty useless desu, my adhd brain would zone out>>33749240>be with someone with big diet restrictions?Yes>Would you go vegan for your partnerProbably not desu, I like food too much >>33749239One piss lel>>33749242The work will pay off in the end!Sorry to hear you feel like shit tho, do you take anything for it?
Hi myao :)
>>33749240Also I'm a bartender and the other day a woman asked if we had any vegan drinks lmao, I was having to Google shit and reassure her that this beer was vegan. She was cool but idk if I could date someone like that, sounds like too much of a headache
>>33749254You could try watching One Pace. It's a fan edit of the series that cuts down the time to watch by like half or more. The anime struggles cause writing manga takes too long so they slow stuff down.
>>33749229my first crush was blond and she did nothing but embarass memy first sex was blond and she insulted me and stole my money then i texted her nonstop for 2 weeks and again for a couple months on and off until she threatened me with stuffi WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN WTFand they just suckthey're so fucking stupid and sexyfuck u
>>33749238the banana bread ?>>33749240nooo never vegan, i love my meats too much>big diet restrictions?depends
>>33749264Must be young if she's asking you that shit. Top 3 drinks?
Women, Would you date or even marry Baby Cakes?:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2PlAUzAFIU
>>33749253No, it wasn't that, I think it was related to classes somehow. You basically list the methods or subvariables (it's been a long time I don't remember proper terms as you can tell) that an item in a class needs to have, and it won't compile otherwiseThis was in C# but probably is in other languages as well>>33749255No, that doesn't sound right either
>>33749264>having to Google shit and reassure her that this beer was veganI hope both you retards drown in your own spit.
>>33749247why do u not want to draw males? you must love our bodies so much or something you're nervous
>>33749195MY WIFE
>>33749250true truei think im ok (?) might be low on something, keep getting dizzy n collapsing like twice a day>>33749260lots of veggies n fruits
>>33749273Oh, so class declaration in the header file? Never did C#
I need to make the man I have crush on laugh. How do I make a man laugh?
>>33749273C# complains a lot
>>33749281I don't think it was that eitherFuck I'm gonna have to log back into codecademy just to see what it was
>>33749284say funny things
>>33749284Send meme. Do not send bad meme.
>>33749281>>33749285I found it, I think it was interfacesThe best explanation I could ever get was that it was a checklist to make sure you include necessary variables in class objects
>>33749198>I did not expect such a clumsy attempt at flirting from youI suppose it could be read that way. Fair enough.But it's honestly a real question.I realize it's weird but I am weird.>>33749205>Doesn't that seem like you're making her and her collection the butt of the joke?I suppose, but I don't consider having a trunk full of dicks to be a bad thing and addressing it so casually and as if it's normal is my intent and attempt to deflate the insult of the one I'd be responding to and removing of any power.I mean, how are they supposed to retort?
>>33749261hiii !!!!!!!!!!!!>>33749265is that a real thing ㅠㅠ
>>33749268She wasn't young lol she was like in her 40s at least Nothing wrong with it ofc, I was just not expecting that question and never thought about what drinks are vegan lmao Also the guy she was with was a complete wanker but I digress>>33749276Lmao rudeSorry for not knowing all the things>>33749279Get yo 5 a day>keep getting dizzy n collapsing like twice a dayAw be careful, are you usually out with other people at least? Have you seen a doctor?
Are you a War Wizard or a Martial Mage?
>>33749279That doesn't sound okay, it sounds like you might be low on iron, you need red meat, spinach, maybe iron supplements too. It's really common with young women to become anemic due to iron deficiency. It's like you guys often lose blood or something...
This is male “help”>>33749289>>33749290Fuck you
>>33749294oh, yeah that is kinda confusing. It is basically to make the compiler happy. It is like "I promise that this class implements this methods and variables"
>>33749268>Top 3 drinks?For me personally? Depends on the mood but rn I'd say pornstar martini, pink gin and rum & coke cause I'm a basic bitch
>>33749299>Get yo 5 a day5 hours of sleep? I usually do get that per day.
>>33749284We aren't a hivemind so it depends on the guy and what he finds funny. Do you know what kind of humor he likes?
>>33749277it would make me feel like a creep.. but even if i will sound like it as i say this, getting used to drawing them made me appreciate the male body more yesi have no idea how i've actually done it tho, i've never studied from real lilfe and i don't have a deep knowledge of anatomy, maybe it was all just printed in my brain somehowi've got over some nervousness but i still feel it at some points, and i have no idea if i'll be able to show things like that specially to other guys
>>33749284try to own a business successfully.
>>33749306Yeah exactly, once I understood that it made sense but they didn't explain the purpose in the course they were just like "here is this thing, use it"
>>33749308I meant 5 fruit and veggiesI only got like 4 hours last night RIPYou should sleep more>>33749284Tickle him
>>33749296take your donepezil and go to bed grandpa
>>33749284what is a good answer for your question? I don't know the guy or you. You should stalk his socials see what he likes then ask chatgpt to recommend you a standup special that would match that and then you just copy some jokes and work on your delivery. That better?
>>33749284Focus on making him smile, first. Find what makes him ease
>>33749317I sleep 5 hours a night and eat 1 meal a week. Usually a salad but sometimes a small bowl of rice, a can of veggies or beans if I really feel like indulging myself. Saturdays only, though sometimes I'll have either a piece of fish, a small handful of unsalted peanuts, or a piece of fruit as a "cheat meal" during a weekday. Not all at once, because that would be wasteful and excessive.
Going downtown this weekend with girl I like and one of her friends, how do I act natural and show her that I am confident and fun and safe to be around in an environment I am not comfortable in (loud crowded bar playing shitty music full of random drunk assholes all nebulously trying to hook up with each other)?
>>33749226MaleFlirting, socializing, and seducing women.I legitimately was incredibly socially retarded in high school. Pretty much as bad as paste-eaters only with higher intelligence. I'd wager there are many autistic high school students who are more socially adept than I was.And I overcame my vast ignorance and lack of skills by trial, experimentation, and learning as much as could while immersed in a very social university.There's probably other things but socializing is the first best thing that came to mind.
>>33749284If he's already cool with you, just even attempting to joke around is more effort that what most people put in. Humor is a balance of tragedy and comedy. Observe the absurd, point it out, and mock it. Most comedians are good critics. I myself an not a good comedian. Like any normal person, I like to make others laugh and engage like that. But since it's not my profession and I don't practice the art, I instead rely on fodder. Group conversations are great cause stuff bounces around and it's easy for me to pick out something then make a joke out of it. Dark humour is the easiest way to get a guy to laugh if he isn't too serious or stuck up. Lean into "edgy" humour and you're bound to get a laugh. If you look at Steve Martin's old shit, the stuff wasn't funny. But back then, that was considered edgy, like how tattoos were seen as rebellious and now they're normalized.1. Focus on the conversation. Be a good listener, and be a good contributor. Eventually (ideally), you'll notice something that can be made into a joke, then pull it out.2. Dark humour.Also, be yourself. Develop your own voice in how you communicate, including the jokes.
>>33749313honestly it sounds like you are a bit nervous if you had to draw males from a picture to appreciate the male body more. drawing is really cool, i did a crane once in some pond, and he actually seemed ok with it. i think going out into the world and actually experiencing what creatures are like is going to always always always tell you more about yourself than looking at pictures, and listening to other people about whats going on.
>>33749284Queef loudly in front of him. Tell him "I'm playing air flute with my vagina!"
GenderDo you have good teeth?
>>33749235>Have you finished all of one piece yet?Why would anyone?
>>33749299>Sorry for not knowing all the thingsWhat beer isn't vegan?
>>33749331I liked the live action version because the visual style reminded me nostalgically of Robert Rodriguez's Spy Kids movies. Never got into the anime.
>>33749219Nononononononononononononoooooooooo hell naw no nah bruh no.I'm not about to end up brain dead after a brutality party.
>>33749330No.
>>33749332I cum beer, and the beer that cums out of my penis I'm pretty sure is vegan. I don't drink, I just have a medical condition that causes me to produce semen that gets people drunk and tastes coppery like a light beer.
>>33749330They're okay
>>33749330MaleMy top teeth are fine, my bottom teeth are fucked up in a really unattractive way but I could get them fixed if I weren’t so poor and had my wisdom teeth removed first
SUPER COP is that a jaywalker? BOOM did someone just cut through that school law- BOOM BOOM BOOM! did he just put his mouth on the water fou- BRARRRARARARATATATATAAATA"sir this man just set fire to the national library destroying vast amounts of knowledge and killing 10 employees and a couple of pets"*click click* 1 month in jail
>>33749294Ah yeah. Those and abstract classes.They're useful when you want to develop a set of objects that have similar base structure, like maybe you got 3 different buttons that are very similar except for something small, or what have you.
>>33749278there's only hubby anon !!who's real>>33749299ya my friends usually help me up !i don't need a doctor :‹
>>33749305You have to do a little work on your own because, and I cannot stress this enough, we don't know him or what he finds funny.Do you know him?
>>33749318>donepezilWhat's that Billy? Oh, that young Zappa fella? He was great on Duckman...
the cops dont like it when u tell the truth
>>33749328oh i don't do it from pictures or references, i just start from blank and continue with what i imaginethat's cute! i also do more generic things but i mostly stick with people, and i don't think i'm ready to encounter a man creature i want to study or consult yet...
State gender.What are some topics that need to be discussed on a first date?What are some topics that should not be brought up on a first date?
>>33749348The truth will make you pee.
How do I stop caring about men’s looks and become like those women and gay men that only care about personality? I feel I’m gonna miss a great guy because I focus too much on looks
>>33749350MaleAfter my last bad experience of getting led on into a situationship that ended because I wanted an actual relationship, I would say one’s intentions need to be made clear on the first or second date, before anyone has time to catch feelings
>>337493231 meal a week?? Damn I thought I was bad with 1 a day lol>>33749325Just keep it cool and be attentive and kind towards them through the nightDon't overdo it and try to act macho or whatever if the bar is not your vibe
Am I weird for thinking picrelated is hotter than lingerie or being butt-naked?
>>33749330They were until this year.I never noticed that one back ohe stuck out and trapped sugar against it until I bit into a handful of Skittles I had left on my car during winter and chipped off a piece of it. Now food funnels into it and it's sensitive to cold, hot, and sugar.I'm practicing and plan to fill it myself with some Fuji 9.
Women, would you ever get with a man who is always PLOPPING IN HIS PANTS? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Tx2oSewfk4
>>33749351aids is a bitch
>>33749297Yeah it's real. Onepace (D O T) net is the official website I think, but if you actually want to watch it, I use Onepace (D O T) me with adblocker on. I highly recommend you use it at minimum when you start on the second half of the series, cause I think that's what everyone recommends.
>>33749297Long time no see…How were the morbid angel songs? :o
>>33749352Try to imagine building a life with the person you're interested in.What are their values and goals in life? Do they match yours?What would your day to day life look like together?Would they make you happy just to be around them every day, even when their looks fade?
>>33749342What in the f
>>33749350imo nothing's mandatory on a first date.Topics to avoid are the usual things that people didn't discuss in polite company before the internet ruined everything, namely sex, politics, and religion.
>>33749352Tell us your "type." Maybe it's not a you problem
>>33749349its not cute im a god of drawing, i willed the crane onto the paper. studying men is not a good idea, as you have to basically vivisect something to find out what it truly is. nobody wants to be a scientific subject. but then again, nobody wants to be alone.
>>33749359I've never had it in spite of all the homo sex stuff I've done for fun. PrEP really is a miracle drug!
>>33749355ZAMN.Source?
>>33749334>I liked the live action version because the visual style reminded me nostalgically of Robert Rodriguez's Spy Kids movies.I can appreciate that. Spy Kids was excellent for what it was.I haven't seen that.>Never got into the anime.I watched some and it had a tolerable story arc but by almost reports it simply continued repeating that same arc. Plus it seemed like it approached DBZ in slowness of progression. Nothing has exceeded DBZ in slow progression, to my knowledge.
>>33749362I know and yet I can’t stop craving a handsome look
>>33749364>imo nothing's mandatory on a first date.What about the required NDA and the more general first date contract that each partner is expected to sign?
>>33749352Just look for both, why settle? No one deserves to be settled for
>>33749304blehh i hate spinach !! i can try to take more red meats tho ^^i stand up after laying down or sitting n i usually just lightheaded but now im actually passing out for a moment(anemic and sweeeeeeeeeet)>>33749330straight but slight bunny teeth :c
>>33749330They're not perfect by any means but they're pretty good thankfullyPeople in the UK have such bad teeth in general desu that people have asked me if I whiten my teeth and it's like no... they're just normal...>>33749332Apparently the brewing process for some involved animal-derived productsBut yeah most are fine prolly. It had never even crossed my mind until she asked me though lol. Then the guy was moaning that we didn't have anything good and "drinkable" on tap lol. Like what the fuck are you doing here then you pretentious wanker, go to the supermarket and buy something
>>33749368Oh it's Homestuck fanart.
would you kill your favorite thing to gain power?that is something ive thought about before. that is what power is. it is evil. it is turning everything you loved into an object, and risking everything you need to get more. that is what i believe.
>>33749342What are you on about?Mid tier Jackie Chan film tho
>>33749369>it simply continued repeating that same arc.Sounds like a typical Level-Up Shonen plot.
>>33749365Chris Evans, Ricardo Pereira (actor)
>>33749348>the cops dont like it when u tell the truthSometimes.They like it less when you headbutt their vehicle.
>>33749377its a joke i came up with. cops are dumb.
>>33749373>straight but slight bunny teeth :cpost teef
>>33749352Give people a chance but also there's nothing wrong with wanting someone you're attracted to lol>>33749344Your friends are coolI hope it gets better for you though
>>33749366i believe that!maybe vivisection is not necessary since i didn't need that to draw women.. i'm very satisfated with what i can end up with men tho, one thing i miss is understanding the positions of veins and some slight details when it comes to the hardness and softness of their bodies
>>33749373>blehh i hate spinach !! i can try to take more red meats tho ^^Try supplements too! I know those can also help cuz I'm assuming you don't eat much in general, which is also common among anemic young women>i stand up after laying down or sitting n i usually just lightheaded but now im actually passing out for a momentHmmDoes it ever effect you outside of those moments? Like if you get excited or something? I'm still thinking anemia but I'm not a doctor I just like first aidBe safe and take care of yourself wifey
Women, what was a memorable time a guy made you laugh?
>>33749382My crush when I was in high school had a bit of this going on, her face looked slightly rabbit-like when she smiled.
>>33749330M, honestly not really. I was irresponsible growing up and neglected them more often than not. It's a miracle they aren't far worse, given I was allowed to drink soda as my main beverage for my entire upbringing. Still very fixable.>>33749355Not really, seems pretty normal.
>>33749376MaleNo, I'm not hurting my cat to get power because it's pointless without my catI don't even want power to begin with tho desu I just want to live comfortably
>>33749378>Sounds like a typical Level-Up Shonen plot.Several of those I've seen have actual character development and plot progression rather than simply repeating the same story beats.It's not quite the same thing as Naruto continually struggling to get stronger but not release the nine tails fox, for example.That's a continuing element reflected differently as the plot progresses.
>>33749373>i can try to take more red meatI've got some white meat you can take...
>>33746820MGot a few concerts lined up over the next month, and I'm meeting some online friends IRL next month too
>>33749376No, I would not kill a dog or a cat to gain power. What a shitty question. I will protect and defend the fur babies with my life.
>>33749344>who's realI am me therefore I am real. What is real? I don't know...
>>33749360thank uu !!!>>33749361the first song was my fav !! don't remember the name sorry :c
>>33749376What are you even talking about
>>33749373myao why don’t you tell us what happened to jimmy
>>33749390When I was a kid and my family took me to church, there was this woman who worked there who had rabbit like teeth. It's sorta funny looking back, but as a kid I thought she was really pretty.
>>33749390hey, mine too.
>>33749404Babe take ur meds x
M or F, physically describe your "type"For me (M), think someone that looks like Anya Taylor-Joy if she was slightly emo or goth
>>33749381>its a joke i came up withIt lacks clarity and needs work.It's unclear if you're lampooning the general capriciousness of police, police brutality, how police are appraised (or thought if as "super"), or criticizing a specific unknown event.
>be mature student (23 in undergrad)>meet attractive girls>find out they've just freshly turned 18/19>repeatI know it's not illegal but it feels too weird and gross to pursue. Though one of them is really, really attractive so I'm considering dropping my principles, assuming she would even be into me.
>>33749405I think myao KILLED Jimmy. We haven't seen him since the break up. Coincidence?
>>33749410Young John Patrick Amedori. Where can I find males who look like him? I’m colombian and there aren’t guys like that here
>>33749382no i hate my teeth they make me look like a stupid bunny rabbiti have pretty sharp canines n back teeth tho ! i like that part>>33749383thank uuuu ( ;´ - `;)
>>33749396White meat isn't as efficient, chicken is close but pork and fish have less than half the iron dose on average
>>33749412NTA. Your tone sounds like the peer reviewers (definitely always Reviewer Number 2) on some of the journal articles I've tried to submit for publication.
>>33749414Jimmy got caught up in some stuff. I'm in WitSec now.
>>33749410fhuman klaus from animal crossing but with muscular and not thin
I snagged a femanon from this thread three years ago and today I asked her to marry me. She said yes.
>>33749419Is fish considered white meat?
>>33749420Is reviewer number 2 an ass?
>>33749424Meds
>>33749404Figure exactly what you need to do, why you need to do it, what is preventing you from doing it, and then, and only then, return here and ask:I want X because Y and I can't because of Z, what is your advice?They will whisper.God always listens.The wheel turns.Everything is chaos.Be kind.
>>33749410MaleIdunno, I like most body types. I guess when I picture my dream girl, she's tall, with kind of a wide frame, pale skin, typical goth lookBut really I'm attracted to any girl that doesn't have an extreme body type, like skeleton or body builder or obese
>>33749240I have the ability to go vegan, but my body would hate that. But dietary restrictions would be tough but I would procure my own ingredients to figure out something for them that works.
>>33749424Congratulações
>>33749413you're good, and i can forgive you for one exception if it works out
Mr. ROARKE: You see that man over there? That is /atoga/ anon. He is new to Fantasy Island? TATTOO: What is his fantasy, boss? Male anons, what do you think Mr. Roarke would tell Tattoo in the next line?
>>33749425Isn't it? It's white and it's meat, so I would personally consider it to be white meat, but I didn't really check if it counts
>>33749405>>33749414>>33749422How oblivious can atoga be? Jimmy is here right now and posting
>>33749401It's okay lol, I believe it was world of shit. I put it at the top because it's a hard song to not like. If that was your favorite, the album that the song is on, Covenant, is amazing from beginning to end, you should give it a listen :). Anyways how ya been?
>>33749428There's a running joke in academia that Reviewer Number 2 when you're submitting articles for peer review always plays the bad cop/hardass role.
>>33749432That seems like so much effort
>>33749438He was executed and replaced with a robot clone, kind of like what happened to the ex-president of America.
>>33749387silver copper or gold ?>>33749388but i suck at taking pills ..ok wait i think i am anemic im checking off all the common symptoms on google wth
pretty sure jimmy is ohio
>>33749445Jimmy is mayo
>>33749412ill think about that yeah>>33749430thats solid.>god always listenshe listens on how to fuck us over, ask the retard the in a wheelchair who never has sex in his entire life. hes not a thing. hes a fake. hes a fucking fake. there is no godthere is only us. and others.the ones who whisper, i prefer to god. god is much more powerful, and much more tempting, and much much much more evil.
>>33749410MaleIn short, crazy goth chick.Think Fairuza Balk in The Craft with less malevolence and enough responsibility to keep her shit buttoned up at times.Body type doesn't matter so much.At the moment I am still craving a coltish tall girl.Face type or hair or chest doesn't matter either.I just need a weird girl who is smaller than me in height or weight. Everything else is a bonus.....also trashy girls or ones with big noises. Jewish NJ garbage thots are objectively terrible but activate my almonds and I don't appreciate it.
State Gender,Are you Pic Related levels of mentally autistic in the brain?
>>33749424Yes, and instead of cuddling in bed with her after sex, you're just posting on 4chan, sure
>>33749396please tell me it's flounder>>33749400i am real and you are not>>33749405i eated
>>33749417bnuuys are cute! you are cute :)
State gender:Pick a class, you gain any related abilities and skills and magic IRL forever:WarriorPaladinClericMageMonk
>>33749444they seem to be made of stone, with gold. idk they seem significant
>>33749455MMage so you can cast Wish this is too easy
>>33749455Mage, there's the easiest choice. Magic to do wtv the fuck I want
>>33749455I'm already a fuckin magician, may as well upgrade.
>>33749444>but i suck at taking pills ..But you gotta for your own good, so you stop passing outYou could end up hitting your head or something one of these days>ok wait i think i am anemic im checking off all the common symptoms on google wthSee lol I told you it's super commonYou can fix it without a doctor though from changing your diet! It's not a huge issue at the end of the day
>>33749410M, I've racked my brain and can't really come up with one definitive type physically. I can only come up with personality descriptors. All I know for sure is that bangs + ponytail is god tier.>>33749455I think it'd be silly not to pick mage, right? Question needs a little rework.
>>33749410M, not very picky, would just like her to be on the shorter side, have a smaller waist than her hips, and looks more cute than sexy
>>33749440>There's a running joke in academia that Reviewer Number 2 when you're submitting articles for peer review always plays the bad cop/hardass role.Sandwich method. Something positive, criticism, something positive.It gets results.>>33749420>Your tone sounds like the peer reviewers (definitely always Reviewer Number 2) on some of the journal articles I've tried to submit for publication.Pretty much what I was going for, despite never having any direct experience with article submission. Critique is a skill, one that I have developed along with adopting variable written voice.I enjoy flexing the underused skills when I get the opportunity to.
Men,If there was a stone statue of a busty big beautiful woman in the middle of your town square and it had a realistic "flashlight" vagina between its legs, would you fuck the statue in public? Or would you consider such behavior as statue-tory rape? (Let's say that it's legal in your town and this behavior is encouraged among both locals and tourists)
>>33749451MaleGod no not yet but I aspire to be that level someday
>>33749413eh, I dated an 18yo at 23 and sure she was immature but she was fun and we had a good time together, I don't regret it desuit's an understandable apprehension and don't be a creeper but I also think you should give people a chance and not shoot yourself in the foot>>33749438omg mr. beast is here??>>33749451do I look like someone who reads books>>33749455mage so I can do some crazy magic>>33749469>would you consider such behavior as statue-tory rapekek
>>33749469That's how you get AIDS nigga
>>33749445Bro why does he need to try to monopolize every femanon, for fuck’s sake
>>33749455MaleCleric ezDoes my chosen god become real too?
>>33749453>i eatedThat was going to be my post):/
>>33749410plumpy.mage on ig
>>33749469Nobody is cleaning that hole, so no
>>33749469This would cause an std outbreak to rival the black death and the Spanish flu combined.
>>33749469I'm not answering such a bad pun
>>33749453>i eatedWhat did she mean by this
State your gander. Why don't you live in a building that looks like this?
>>33749439coldim apparently anemic, makes sense why i can't feel my hands or feet now !!>>33749454**FEED ME CARROTS**
>>33749455f paladin!
>>33749451Probably well past those levels but not as well read recently.
>>33749410M5'0''-5'8'', cutesy type, brown or black hair, cute ears, plump lips, nice legs, has fashion sense, home body but enjoys going on little adventures and excursions with me from time-to-time
>>33749487There are none here.
>>33749487MKinda ugly
>>33749489Only based one in this whole thread.
>>33749410>physically describe your "type"cute/hot girlsjk I don't have a set type or anything like that. but looking back I've mostly gone out with bubbly party girls and gyaru bimbo types (though desu that's more because they're the only ones who show interest in me)>>33749472>I aspire to be that level somedaywhy>>33749487bc I'm pooralso that building looks ugly
>>33749477This is a complete fiction. I think I've only talked to myao at length once. Who else am I 'monopolizing'?
>>33749489...plap?
>>33749495you're based too!
>>33749496>whyIdk I think it would be nice to have that level of passion
pale dark haired women are the best. just gonna go ahead and say that. fat women are sexy too but their ass can smell weird sometimes. i hate how some women have huge asses these days, it doesnt look good and i blame porn.
>>33749488>coldThe cold is great tho :o>im apparently anemicUnless it's being caused by this...>>33749487It looks like shit, also can't play my music loud
>>33749410peter steele type>>33749456they are !a perfect four sided triangle that comes to a perfect point at the top, it must be important ..
GenderThoughts on cyclists on the road specially in large groups?
>>33749505>peter steelebased mayoy
>>3374950610 points
>>33749501you can have passion without harassing library staff>>33749506M, wankers
>>33749506Annoying. They blocked me today because of some municipal lotto bike thingy
>>33749499i'm not dommy
I find Im attracted to chinlet women, they often look homely and reserved.
>>33749506Only an issue if they're clustered up instead of single file on the shoulder.I do not understand the hate for them in general.
>>337494884u
>>33749512I didn't say anything about dommy.
>>33749498>Who else am I 'monopolizing'?You have a monopoly on the rail roads and on the coal industry. You should stop hiring Pinkerton goons to skull-bust your workers when they join a union and go on strike.
Where do suicidal people hang out?
how are you supposed to dominate women when they can call the cops on you? its literally an oxymoron
>>33749522We don't.
>>33749510I don't see how that is at all harassing library staff, just putting in purchase requests? I also didn't mean that I want to put in library purchase requests, but even knowing 100 books in my favorite genre would be cool
>>33749519okay but i have to stay virgin for better stats
>>33749523>an ox-y moronYes, you ARE a moron!
>>33749521Damn I didn't know ohio was this evil
>>33749463it's such a weird feeling passing out lolslike im conscious but i can't move my body at allill eat more spinach from now on !!!>>33749479dibs !!
>>33749498Hey boss this guy bothering you?>>33749521
>>33749523If you have to ask the question, you won't understand the answer.
>>33749522is this a dark joke...
>>33749522here>>33749526well I was playing, but if you want that many books buy em yourself or start your own vampire book shop or smth lol>>33749530eat yo greens girl, iron is good
>>33749522Max's Kansas City and CBGB
>>33749534>is this a dark joke...nah, it would be too easy of a joke
>>33749523you dominate the female cops
>>33749486me ate>>33749487why should i ..?
>>33749527Does oral count?Does your patron deity make exceptions if you're bested in combat first?
>>33749521LMAOGooners need jobs too.>>33749531Activate it.
>>33749538Christian Biblical Church of God?
>>33749530So you're awake in the brain when you pass out? Huh, I've never experienced it myself but I thought it was basically like falling asleepIf you like salads try putting some spinach in it alongside the lettuce leaves!>>33749536>well I was playing, but if you want that many books buy em yourself or start your own vampire book shop or smth lolYou're completely missing the point of what I was saying manAlthough I am actually on my way to that with 6 manga series and a light novel series all about vampire girls on my bookshelves
>>33749545
>>33749544i think oral is allowed but still morally questionable, like how smoking is not really good in some religions but people still do it>Does your patron deity make exceptions if you're bested in combat first?do you want to defeat me..? i thought we were fighting together
>ohio isnt beating the jimmy allegations
>>33749546No, DearCountry, Bluegrass, Blues https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMdPTzb6PmU
Women,I provide a $450k income every year, but the catch is that I take your last name when we get married. We also get egalitarian (i.e. matching) wedding rings. Do you make that deal or is it too gay?
>>33749551*sniff sniff*Smells like Cat Poster (original flavor).
resiting the urge to download tinder and find a single mom double my age to sleep with
>>33749556why do you want a woman's surname?
>>33749552A friendly wrestling match between comrades never hurt anyone.
>>33749538>too young to experience CBGBWhy live
>>33749553Qrd? What’s the drama
>>33749553nigga shut the fuck up
>>33749559That sounds like a smart decision
Femanon, does your moid satisfy you?
>>33749555I see. Why did you call me dear
>>33749506I give them wide berth on the road.
>>33749528good one>>33749533you have never had sex>>33749540they wont let me
>>33749559You should do it. You should also do some cocaine.
where can i get mikgazer gf
>>33749562i'm going to disappoint her because i'm too weak for that...
>>33749522Graveyard
see you people rely on the internet for everything i can actually walk outside at any point and figure things out
>>33749556>I take your last name whe
Where can I find a woman who looks like Chase Infiniti?
>>33749583>unc moment
>>33749575You reject my wisdom at your own peril.
>>33749583I walked outside and still could not figure out the riddle in this game
>>33749580Many such cases!
>>33749193I would stare blankly and not understand what you mean, since toys and dicks are very different in my mind
>>33749576>You should also do some cocaineNO (as fun as that would be)>>33749567you mean resisting the urge is?yh I agreeI almost did it once in the past lol but when she mentioned putting her kid to bed first I felt bad and was like wtf am I doing>>33749586L O N D O N
>>33749575>they wont let mewho are they going to call?
>>33749219>going to saudi arabiaI'd rather not be stoned to death
>>33749556Sounds great, what's the catch?
>>33749599so sad..i need to rest now and reflect on my flaws
>>33749556>take your last name when we get marriedone of the most emasculating things a man could ever do.
>>33749441It's for a partner, you're supposed to like them.
Is a glass of wine 4oz or 6oz?
>>33749612What if I genuinely hate my last name and have always wanted it changed anyways?
>>33749455>State gender:Male>Pick a class, you gain any related abilities and skills and magic IRL forever:>ClericThe superior ability to heal others cannot be underestimated.>>33749475>mage so I can do some crazy magicFair enough.>>33749458>Mage so you can cast Wish>>33749459>Magic to do wtv the fuck I want>>33749464>I think it'd be silly not to pick mage, right?Mage is likely the most versatile but anyone who has been in one of the 5 billion caster/martial threads on /tg/ can tell you that magic isn't as freeform, instant, universal, omnipotent, or without cost as people like to think it is.It's not that all mages have nearly cosmic can-do-anything abilities.And "Wish" is a very high level spell when OP didn't specify level and the spell isn't like wish from a genie at all.>>33749462>I'm already a fuckin magicianAs in a magician of fuckin' or a stage magician or a 30 year old virgin or what?>>33749478>Cleric ez>Does my chosen god become real too?Good question. I'm not sure who my gud would be, healing Domain obviously.>>33749489>f paladin!Quality choice. I considered it but I'm ultimately not a warrior.Traditional Lawful Good type, Captain America style?
>>33749616Change it something other than your wife's last name.
>>33749615Just drink from the bottle
>>33749612Nta.Idk, I don't really care. Sometimes the last name that is kept is the most prestigious one. In Spanish speaking countries, we keep both last names, so this isn't a problem.
>>33749617>Good question. I'm not sure who my gud would be, healing Domain obviously.If we're going based on D&D I'd probably pick Selune just like in BG3. She seems really nice and is the patron deity of the moon which I also likeAlso, I'd pick life domain as well for the healing! I love being a support
>>33749621A latina foid? In my atoga?
>>33749527>okay but i have to stay virgin for better statsI'm not sure if there's any mechanical advantage to virgin Paladins but you *do* unlock the superior unicorn mount.
>>33749568He's good for sex and an ego boost, I guess
>>33749627God if I ever have a gf that feels like this about me I might kms
>>33749631>get female attention and ability to touch boobies anytime you want>dieI don't understand men
>>33749617I'm a magician. I make the impossible happen. I'm unreal because I create unreality. I'm nonphysical. God plans, I laugh. I speak to the trees. I'm what you meet when you smoke DMT.
>>33749530>it's such a weird feeling passing out lols>like im conscious but i can't move my body at allI'm not sure that's described as "passing out". You'll want to be my medically accurate. Sorry, I haven't read the full story.But that could be incredibly weakened. I was once so dehydrated that I couldn't stand but I could still flop around and drag myself across the kitchen to a jug of water fortunately stored on the floor.>ill eat more spinach from now on !!!That was literally going to be my suggestion if it's an iron deficiency.Kale us better but nasty. Spinach can be delicious with just a bit of butter and salt. And try sauteing a whole mess of it with shredded cheese and cream cheese. It's an amazing dish someone I know came up with. Worth the lactose.Stay healthy and keep eating spinach and Jimmies.
>>33749632I want my gf to be my best friend not just someone who uses me for validation and sex
>>33749631If it makes you feel better, it's because I'm severely depressed and don't feel joy from anything
>>33749615For who
>>33749640I think men and women can be friends, but not best friends.>>33749641Why would that make him feel better?
>>33749639>Stay healthy and keep eating spinach and Jimmies.Funny enough when I was looking up iron content in different meats I couldn't find any specifically about human meat, though I did look it upI imagine if she ate the whole thing then it was probably a significant amount of iron but I don't know for sure
>>33749523>>33749533>If you have to ask the question, you won't understand the answer.Accurate.I make a habit of trying to provide the answer anyway but it's probably a bad habit.>>33749575>they wont let meYeah... That's not how being dominant works.Protip: Being Dominant isn't "dominating" others any more than being strong is exerting strength over others.>>33749604>who are they going to call?...Ghostbusters?
>>33749615Five ounces.
>>33749624I'm male. I talked about being from south america in yesterday's thread.
>>33749586Octoroons are so beautiful
>33749652Please do not (you) me, you're harming my argument.
>>33749658I'm sorry, but why does your hair look like Frankenstein's Monster? And why do you have such a huge bald spot in the exact center of your scalp where you part your hair?
>>33749656Oh. I don't keep up with the threads desu.
>>33749657Mixed race is the preferred nomenclature, dude.
>>33749660I wish I could marry a foid grom the 1st world and leave this hellhole.
How do you feel about Mr. Fuckbutt and the horrible things he is capable of?
>>33749635>I'm a magician. I make the impossible happen. I'm unreal because I create unreality. I'm nonphysical. God plans, I laugh. I speak to the trees. I'm what you meet when you smoke DMT.Pretty cool.Here's a question for you: How does a magician such as yourself vastly reduce the time it takes to go pick up food for a gaming session and come back?There's a correct answer but you might reply with a completely different correct answer. There are many paths to the same destination.
>>33749662Shove your preferred nomenclature up your ass and fuck yourself with it.
>>33749568Yeah. He's precious, stern, and his silliness and passion are wubmo sized.
>>33749671Chuds mad.
>>33749663I feel you. I'm from a developing country called America and I wish I could marry someone from a civilized country like France or Switzerland.
>>33749674I wish I was american.
>>33749668I reduce the time needed to zero by already having an abundance of food. No magic needed.
>>33749676Time to pull yourself up by your bootstraps, pablo!
>>33749623>If we're going based on D&D I'd probably pick Selune just like in BG3. She seems really nice and is the patron deity of the moon which I also likeSolid choice. It's been too long since I have paid attention to actual D&D gods for me to know. I do remember Selune being one of my y favorites.>Also, I'd pick life domain as well for the healing! I love being a supportI would strictly irl. In a game I tend to be more about exploration and meddling, more martial rogue or fiddling with magic systems. I want to come up with clever solutions in battle and out.
33749658Fair enough. My sincere apologies.
>>33749680Maybe I will move to Europe one day.
>>33749504>Unless it's being caused by this...lmyaooo the tone switch>>33749507live laugh love peter steele>>33749517eeeeeeeeeew u brute wash n peel them !
>>33749656Che?
>>33749678>I reduce the time needed to zero by already having an abundance of food.Fair.You can also take the distance between two points and halve it.Admittedly, yours is a more elegant solution.
>>33749674>Americans trying to act like victimsYou're all still little Hitlers to me.
>>33749673False. Chuds are all about some octoroon pussy. "Mixed race" is a cop out.
oh it's been about 100 years since we all began hurriedly doin our thingand we were almost there in the 60s but there was just one thing left to do (it was to give birth to me & you)
>>33749601>I would stare blankly and not understand what you mean, since toys and dicks are very different in my mindDamn. That nut only thwarts my quip by invalidating its accuracy as they aren't dicks but also I didn't think of that possibility. I can't even be satisfied that I anticipated my error. At least I checked first. Que sera sera.I hope you have a more satisfying evening.
>>33749687No, he's my neighbor tho
>>33749681>It's been too long since I have paid attention to actual D&D gods for me to know.I've never actually played the game, only BG3 so everything I know of them is from that game. Other gods piqued my interest for sure but the only one that seems to be aligned with helping people at all costs is Selune. Idk if she actually is in the lore or not though.I kinda like Lolth too in the sense that I can fix her, but I would never actually pledge to her>I would strictly irl. In a game I tend to be more about exploration and meddling, more martial rogue or fiddling with magic systems. I want to come up with clever solutions in battle and out.Really? I figured most people's chosen classes in game would reflect irl as well. It's really basic but my character in game is always a cleric tiefling girl that's as innocent as can be, and irl I'd like to be as close to that as I can too. It's why I got so into first aid lolWhy pick cleric irl but more battle oriented ones in game?
>>33749691what did we do?
>>33749689>yours is a more elegant solution.That's what makes me the magician.
>>33749536i eat lots of greens !!but spinach n kale r so bitter raw ..>>33749548it feels like all of the sudden you weigh a billion n zero pounds at the same time n the only direction you can move is with gravity ..?
>>33749701Joao!
I cant get over their past
>>33749705>it feels like all of the sudden you weigh a billion n zero pounds at the same time n the only direction you can move is with gravity ..?That sounds kinda cool actuallyDo you get visions or anythkng during it? Maybe you could leverage this into fortune telling
>>33749686needy bnuuy...
>>33749708Was it her hoe phase?
eatin mac n cheese rn
>>33749703The fact that you even have to ask is so revealing.
>>33749713i'm jealous. wut brand? or is it home made?
Has the French government ever committed a terrorist attack in your country? It did in mine. France is underrated as an evil country.
>>33749712Yes :-(
Walt Jr was such a little bitch and I hate him
Sitting alone in my car
>>33749639sorry i probs used the wrong terminology but u get what i mean (ᵕ ´ ∇ ˋ ˶)how did you get to that state of dehydration ???? (ty for the recipe, ill try it !!)>>33749709mm no visions but i get lots of floaty swimming black dots allllll over my vision for like 2 mins
>>33749615where I work a large glass is 250ml so isn't that ~8.8oz?even a small glass is 125ml so 4.4oz (and a medium 175ml)earlier today a bottle was almost finished so I just poured the rest in their glass lmao>>33749620basedhonestly if you're going for multiple glasses of a cheap wine you may as well just buy the bottle lol>>33749705>spinach n kale r so bitter rawhm yeah but you can cook em in some nice stuff (:>>33749708wot happened
>>33749717*checks recycling bin* Kraft deluxe apparently.
Sounds like lou gerig's disease or multiple sclerosis. Go to the doctor. you another 5 years you might need a wheelchair.
hookups are so gross bros
>>33749713jelly>>33749721idk>>33749724got any tunes?>>33749728shit I forgot to take out the recycling tonight
>>33749725>mm no visions but i get lots of floaty swimming black dots allllll over my vision for like 2 minsThose are spirits trying to communicate with you. Open your heart and mind to them wifey, and they will guide you
>>33749705>but spinach n kale r so bitter rawNta, but I like to pan fry kale leaves in a little bit of olive oil, then add salt pepper and crushed red pepper flakes. I could never eat them raw tho
>>33749731>tunes?No, just sitting in the dark mindlessly lurking threads
>>33749728>Kraft deluxe apparentlyactually pretty gud
>>33749686You should bring baby carrots, pistachios/almonds/peanuts, and something sweet like your favorite fruit for when you're in between classes. That's what I did in school and it helped with feeling like shit because I wasn't eating well. I also brought ritz crackers but idk if that would help in this situation lol>>33749722Why would you ask her about that? lmao, if you know you aren't going to react well to that kind of information, it's best to avoid that conversation entirely. Unless it was something she brought up... in that case, I'm sorry anon
>have gf>she refuses to take contraception, I wear condom>ff a year, she gets pregnant>she has an abortion but is deeply sad because she wants a child but it isn't the right time for it>tells me ''if this was the right time I'd keep it">from day 1 I made it clear I don't want childrenobviously just trying to be supportive through this process There's no option but to break up once this is over, isn't there. We're not compatible.
>>33749710*crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch*>>33749732but how ????>>33749734maybe they'll be more edible in a stir fry ..goodnight everyone
>>33749722It's over.
>>33749568Yup
>>33749449>he listens on how to fuck us over, ask the retard the in a wheelchair who never has sex in his entire life. hes not a thing. hes a fake. hes a fucking fake.Meh. God is like a namefag in that others project their impressions onto him, invent stories and ideas, and then when their created fanfiction doesn't match the reality of their interaction, they cry foul.God is real.God is good.God's motivations are, in my subjective opinion, good and worthy.There is no pain that anyone has ever or will ever experience that compares the powerful pain of God.God listens.I never said that God grants wishes or satisfaction to anyone.>there is no godYes, there is. It's observable fact.>there is only us. and others.Also true. Think on that.>the ones who whisper, i prefer to god.God speaks more clearly and deliberately, if not as often. Whispers half heard from those with unknown purpose are not a foundation I would choose to build my actions upon.>god is much more powerful, and much more tempting, and much much much more evil.Question what you think you know about God and whether your thoughts are of God or of what others have told you of God.I am a vague collection of sensory perceptions and upon that rock my church is built through my logic, thought, and experience. My advice is to not build anything upon a fragile base of whispers and recirculated dogma.
>>33749740>maybe they'll be more edible in a stir fryCooking kale will definitely makes it a lil less bitter. Try it! Good night :)
>>33749740>*crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch*Can you do this to my dick n balls?
>>33749739*Ehem* just break up bro.Breaking out the classic misunderstood good advice.
>>33749739Yeah you guys have totally different plans for life so I don't see anything but a breakup being your future. It'll be much worse if you stay together and she ends up pregnant again, and you end up resenting the child
>>33749743How old are you? You're making my juices secrete
>>33749736holy based>>33749730sexhavers scare me ngl
>>33749740>but how ????If it happens again, focus on the dots, and listen to them>goodnight everyoneNight night wifey
>>33749738Because I want someone like me who didnt sleep around. Im gonna break up
>>33749714>nothingok got it
>>33749738i don't do that cuz i have issues eating infront of people ( ;´ - `;)>>33749745no they wouldn't crunchokay bye bye
>>33749740gnight
I'm unhappy with the fact that my boyfriend won't play vidya with me, which is my biggest hobby. I've made this clear to him. He's also made it clear that it's never going to happen.I'm not going to break up with him over it but I'm very depressed and wish I had someone to play games with. The fact that he won't is making me feel disappointed in this relationship. I don't know what to do
>>33749724Another dude pacified the homeless dude that was knocking on my car windows and trying to get my attention for like 10 whole minutes while I was ignoring him and pretending to look at the thread.
I had a weird dream the other day. I'm pretty sure I yelled myself awake. Would any /x/ anons like to tell me what it means?
>>33749410I don't have a lot of hard-line physical characteristics but I guess I like guys who look feminine without being effeminate.For women I like tomboys and subtle alt girls.
>>33749706Not that one
>>33749758wtf why won't he??>>33749760you need a vacay
>>33749758Why is he against it? Will he at least be with you while you do?
>>33749758Can't force people to do something they don't want to do. But you also aren't forced to be with him either. Or, just find a friend who fills that gaming hole for you
>>33749753relatable mayo...
>>33749761You should cry about it and then go fist yourself.
>>33749760Tell us your dream.
>>33749758A bizarre hangup. What kinds of games do you play? What reason does he give for why he won't play with you?
>>33749758Why would you not say that in the dating phase? I like playing multiplayer stuff and would enjoy playing them with a partner.
>>33749522https://sanctioned-suicide.net/If you actually do it, they'll cross your name out in the forum.Lovely people, genuinely
>>33749761No she was responding to ME, you CHUD
>>33749766>>33749768I don't really understand it but the only game he plays is path of exile, he won't play anything else. Id like to play co-op games like Lethal Company or Outward
>>33749777I did go over this in the dating phase but desu I feel like he bait and switched me a little bit by pretending he was more interested in my hobbies than he actually is
>>33749764Weón!
>>33749781Wait so he does play games but just won't with you? Does he play PoE with anybody? Have you tried playing that with him?
>>33749556I don't want anything to do with my family or my name, but probably wouldnt want to take yours either, I like the idea of making our own name.
>>33749781what the heck lol, sorry he has a weird hangupI used to love playing vidya with my highschool gf
>>33749751If it's that important to you then I think that's valid. At least you're going to break up with her and not cry about her having a hoe phase while you're still with her. I'm sick of hearing about that>>33749753>i don't do that cuz i have issues eating infront of people ( ;´ - `;)Oh I've met people like that, that's fair. Goodnight!
>>33749784Ooh, that's rough. I hate that. Poser gaming moids are the worst. He could have even been targeting you specifically because you play video games too.... and for nefarious reasons...Sorry, brain ran off.
>>33749786He doesn't play with others and poe doesn't interest me at all. I guess I'm as much of an asshole as he is but that game just looks insufferable to me
>>33749781>guy who only plays one game like an autist goes out with girl with bad taste in gamesgrim.but seriously, what's his issue?
>>33749725>how did you get to that state of dehydration ????I got very drunk on grain alcohol by moistening the bottom of a pint glass and filling it with diet soda, not eating or drinking anything for 24 hours, then drank a bunch of diet soda, and then slept for another 9-12 hours.I probably worked a full day without drinking anything besides coffee, then just grain alcohol and diet soda for nearly 48 hours.It was objectively pretty stupid.
>>33749792Everybody is a child of god.
>>33749781Have you communicated the emotional side to him? "It's not about the game, it's that I want to feel more connected"?Your best bet is still likely to be finding/making friends who will be willing to game with you. You and your BF don't need to share every interest and hobby - as long as he's okay with you getting your co-op fix somehow, no problem.
men, remember to be stupid. being smart is gay
>>33749802durrrr hurrrr....me like... boobies...
Stupid men = big dick
>>33749800>>>/lgbt/
>>33749802define stupid
>>33749794I mean you aren't wrong, it's a pretty intense game you have to devote a lot of time and effort to, so it's weird to me he won't play the more casual ones with you at allI guess if you really wanna play with him and he won't tell you why he won't play any of the ones you want, you'll have to pick up PoE and try to ease yourself into it
>>33749802I'm getting better at this every day
>>33749739It's possible one of you might maybe someday change your mind, but otherwise yeah.My advice is to, eventually, have a deep conversation about this that will inevitably lead to deciding to break up. I suggest this as opposed to informing her or telling her that you're breaking up.It's better to present the facts and allow her the agency to reach the same decision as you.
>>33749802I dunno anon, I've heard people call a disturbing number of things gay. Like wearing seatbelts. Or brushing your teeth. I don't wanna be dead and toothless. Probably better to just ignore the gaysayers.
>>33749810define defining
>>33749811He has really strong opinions about poe, only plays permadeath mode and regularly gets banned from reddit because he goes there to argue about the game. I don't want to play it with him desu
>>33749785Yeh, wena wena
Giving male anons (You)s is gay
>>33749817uhhhhhhhhhhh
>>33749819>riding a cagehttps://youtu.be/Dq1RXT6mk3w
>>33749820UhhhhHe sounds like a real winnerI don't really know what else to say at this point lol
>>33749825very cool, entj. is there a reason you can't stop fantasizing about dicks?
>>33749816I mess with a coworker with this, he believes in all that shit too so now any time he does something I say it's gay
>>33749802I am pretty dumb>>33749806can confirm>>33749815I thought you meant like squirrel nuts at first>>33749820>dating a redditordoes this guy have like any redeeming qualities
>>33749836I've tasted more pussy than your mom running the local chinese restaraunt.
>>33749815Is this real
>>33749775>at my parents' place for some reason but dad isn't there. >people keep skulking about, we turn on the lights (there is a spider web shaped string of lights outside for some reason) but never catch anyone>mom becomes convinced that I'm responsible for a murder that happened across the street because of some boot prints, doesn't believe my alibi of literally being in the house with her when it happened>I see someone through the window>he's either tangled in one of the wires from the lights or he's trying to pull them down>I go outside to confront him>during the confrontation I yell at him and shock myself awake
>>33749820Then your only option really is >>33749801
>>33749835Fucking a woman is pretty gay, if you think about it. I mean she likes men, and dicks. They've even got mini dicks called a clit or something. Not sure, never found one, might be a myth.
>>33749758Lmfao
>>33749815Did you moan?
>>33749748>How old are you?Why do you ask? I'm curious how different answers would achieve different responses.I have several standard answers to this question.My favorite is to say that I am older than Yoda.The Mist accurate is that I am not only older than I look but I am older than I am. A bit like how Marvin was several times older than the universe itself.I've also stated itt that I will respond with "46" from now on.>You're making my juices secreteThat's an unintentional but not uncommon affect. I apologize for any discomfort, mess, or stains that may occur.
>>33749848You shouldn't say things like that
>>33749809how the hell do you develop a crush on someone with no knowledge of them other than "butt big"are you like 12
>>33749815I hope you reviewed it for quality first.Live deliberately and own your actions.
>smart enough to earn a good living>immediately become thick as a brick in the presence of a girlfriendIs this the pro strat?
>>33749816>ignore the gaysayersClever. I like this. Inscrutable t-shirt tier.
>>33749847I'm absolutely gonna use this one on him
>>33749850Correct, porn isn't real media.>>33749855Nobody runs in your family because you don't have one, anon.
>>33749704>That's what makes me the magician.Fair enough.Can't argue with results.
going to bed at 6am again fmlgoodnight y'all shitters <3
>>33749872He's not wrong is he is?
>>33749852I want a well spoken, elegant, daddy bf. I like here regularly and I love your posts. I asked about your age because I want to see if you meet my standards
>>33749815Do one where you call me a femcel
Fucking Christ I hate the namefags we have>ENTJ shitting everywhere as he tends to do>MKG relentlessly sucking his own cock when he can’t tell when to use effect vs affect>BlueValkyrie is high or something and making no sense>Gym Creep creeping at the gym, shocker
>>33749864Would not recommend wearing that t-shirt at a pride rally.
>>33749882You should give them more attention. That clearly helps.
>>33749879Have fun with that anonymous
>>33749879>see you in my next video!Make sure to ask people in the comments how I can find a gf with big tits. Please.
>>33749886That's because he doesn't always use the name you stupid fuck.
>>33749877You shouldn't say those things in front of me
>>33749886you're not fooling anyone, you fat mouthbreathing retard.
>>33749888Yeah expressing distaste is cringe, I should pipe down when these autistic fags torpedo the thread
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>>33749882>Fucking Christ I hate the namefags we haveand yet you're still here
>>33749886Every time you see someone mentioning indians and posting random thread screenshots that have nothing to do with what they're saying, it's him.
>>33749900You should ignore and report.
>>33749908Also any tinder screenshots, and basically any post around this time that says 'chad' or 'saar' in it, especially if they lack punctuation.
New thread when?
>>33749910It's dangerous information to any existing femcel
>>33749916When the UN denounces the state of Israel.
>>33749917IDC about your channel anon. This place won't be that good for promo anyways, try relevant discord servers. If you post a voca I will judge.
>>33749410F, mid size height, brown or black hair, olive skin with brown or green eyes nonus points if he’s mixed
>>33749905OH NOES, Femanons!Advert your eyes!
>>33749911No, you are not an AI bot, ENTJ. You are a lonely spastic retard who can't stop shitting everywhere you go.
>>33749916Not at image cap or page 10. Would be a bit premature.
I have a great plan of owning the moids in the next thread
>>33749410MA Snow GF...
>>33749932Own me mommy uwu
>>33749923I guess is already done, pretty sure the general assembly did that a bunch of times Even the security council in a way too, but then the security council decided not to enforce it. I don't know if you remember when the US rep at the UN tried to gaslight the world by saying it was a non binding resolution?
>>33749920Don't make me post the crotch headlocks again.
>>33749931Your penis won't ruin my honor
>>33749932phew at least she's not pwning us.
>>33749937How do you know????
>>33749932Honestly cute, but I will DESTROY you with FACTS! and LOGIC!
If she broke up with me, did she ever really love me?
>>33749686shut up, rock traitor.
>>33749925>tfw blue eyesIt's ogre>>33749932Pwn us all>>33749942Mpreg
>>33749937NTA obviously but why do you keep harping on this
>>33749935I'd like to know what you were smoking when you took that post seriously and also where can I get some
>>33749942Mpreg
>>33749945Maybe
>>33749925stupid traitor.
>>33749945depends why tf she broke up
>>33749942Hentai game.
>>33749941Because.
>>33749945Me
>>33749942Exhib's cock
>>33749945She could have.Sometimes people are right for each other for a time, then suddenly not anymore. I don't have enough details but in most situations I think it's a good assumption. Life happens, love fades, people change, and the world moves on.
>>33749954wtf why a traitor? fight me bitch
>>33749942POV homewrecker RP
>>33749942Sonic inflation porn
>>33749950Correcting a silly inaccurate post with things that should be common knowledge is not really taking it seriously
>>33749959The world is not fair
>>33749967WINRAR
why the fuck is this thread 2000+ replies
>>33749945At this point, anon, do you even really care? Throw her out of your heart.
>>33749971Because /adv/ is a slow board except for these threads in particular.
>>33749962>Sometimes people are right for each other for a time, then suddenly not anymorethis
>>33749971all me btw
>>33749967Based
>>33749971We are 4chan now.
>>33749971People posted 2000+ times.
>>33749845The reptilians are beaming your conscious mind. No one will believe you. That's my take away.
>>33749942>>33749967Good luck anonHope it awakens something in you>>33749981Kek
>>33749971As it should be>>33749972I was just getting my revenge >>33749981End of Sonic Inflation on Newgrounds, for those who know...
>>33749702>everything I know of D&D is from BG3This triggers my favorite DM so badly. HehMore the mechanics than lore tho>only one that seems to be aligned with helping people at all costs is SeluneThat matches what I remember but I dunno.>I kinda like Lolth too in the sense that I can fix her, but I would never actually pledge to herDefinitely. I *might* have written her into my setting after more or less making an erotic story with her. There's no fixing my ¡NotLolth! Goddess now tho.>Really? I figured most people's chosen classes in game would reflect irl as well. It's really basic but my character in game is always a cleric tiefling girl that's as innocent as can be, and irl I'd like to be as close to that as I can too. It's why I got so into first aid lolMakes sense and seems common.>Why pick cleric irl but more battle oriented ones in game?In real life, there's no power I'd rather have than to help and heal. In 4400, the guy with the power to heal ended up running a nonprofit foundation healing group. It's a guilt free source of positivity, wealth, and power that enabled you to powerfully enrich the lives of those you care about.In game, I want explore more violent solutions and wild experiences. I want to see what happens and don't mind if I fail gloriously.In real life... It's like Ged said in the second Earthsea book I think. Something like "The more power and wisdom you have, the less freedom you have."If you have the power to help and the wisdom of how to use that power to help, you don't have much choice in what you do.In my daily life, my choices break down to the order of how much of what I need to do that I can remember and get done. That's it.All day every day I try to do what is necessary and I fail spectacularly in most respects and celebrate the rare exceptions.That is my existence.So I can't choose the interesting or fun class. I choose the class that best increases how much of what needs doing that I can actually do.
Women:Are my hands unattractive? Short, stubby, fat?
>>33749980Been there...
>>33749968>I have to Correct the Record because you're heckin inaccurateis the definition of taking a post seriously
>>33749995they look like gollum
>>33749995Nag. You got short fingies.
>>33749995They're good! Hurray for non ape moid
>>33749995Grow your nails a bit longer
>>33749995Fingers too short. Although it looks like it was possibly shot at a weird angle.
>>33749995You have nice hands
>>33749997Nuh Uh
i have soft hands and thus no girl will ever love me
>>33749883>Would not recommend wearing that t-shirt at a pride rally.HehIronic.>Wait! Let me explain!I actually grew up with my friends the heavily using "gay" as a pejorative without focusing on homophobia. They were just gaysayers.
>>33750006You could fix that if you weren't gay and stupid.
>>33750006Punch some walls
>>33750005Yuh huh
>>33749995dry ahh hands o my lood wat da helly
>>33750010truetrue
>>33750008What are people even supposed to get out of that? People calling his bots retarded behavior retarded? Lol. It doesn't seem like good content.
>>33750014You're a poopy head
Semen semen semen semen semen semen semen semen semen semen semen semen semen semen semen
Imagining moid hands inside me
>>33750023>inserting my moid hand in you
>>33750023I'm still traumatized by anon bringing up fisting + jerking of inside vagina combo
>>33750021You're fat and have two dads.
Someone make a new thread already you lazy bumsIm not wasting my good posts here
>>33746820minor league hockey starts up soonHalloween, too
>>33750028It's 7 am here
Hi everyone. Whats the current thread mood?
**NEW THREAD**>>33750031>>33750031>>33750031>>33750028Was already on it
>>33750028Be the change you wish to see, you fat little AIDS monkey. >t. Churchill or someone
>>33750034Headlock..
>>33750035ugh faggot, we're still on pag-okay... carry on
>>33749975idk how.I have been on a date with a new gir almost every week since (3 months ago) and she's still in my mind.I am very busy with work, I pursue larger goals, I have hobbies. I do all the shit you're supposed to do even before I started.I should be mentally healthy but I'm spiraling into insanity.
>>33750027My dads can beat your dad
>>33750034smells like crack
>>33749964I'll Full Nelson you so hard, you won't be able to walk straight for days.
>>33749982You stole my line, bitch lasagne!
>>33747999Do all women grab/spasm when they come?I've had girls tighten/grab/spazz when they come and it was pretty realistic when I could tell, but more recently I had this girl who would tell me she came like almost every time, and even twice in one session. She never spasmed. I last much longer now than I did before with those other girls, and I could see it. I THINK I'm better at fucking now than before, but I have no idea.
>>33750052Nigga my mom would snap both your dads in half.
>>33750055Me next
>>33750081This chick definitely didn't say she was cumming if it was a quick session for me (<5 minutes), but definitely after 10-20 minutes she would say it. Then she would tell me to cum. Sometimes I don't cum but stay hard as fuck. I have bad experiences of girls not liking position change, or they get really impatient and want to make me cum fast, and I'm worried about losing my boner, but I would love to have some all night session where I just fuck her and don't cum for hours and hours and tease for hours. None of us have the patience.
>>33749880I likely exceed most of your standards and would probably ruin you for other men. I am neither bragging nor exaggerating. I have many qualities that are exceptionally rare in men and would be difficult to follow for subsequent bfs. That said, I am far from perfect and not to everyone's tastes.>elegantI embody this in the second, scientific definition and definitely not the first.I am goofy. While dextrous and nimble I am also occasionally gangly, awkward, and clumsy. I think and act with a sense of efficiency and comfort over appearance and poise.I am goofy, not elegant.I often cook by throwing ingredients into a bowl and eating them together in a delicious and nutritious slop.And literally nobody should watch me eat. I once ate half a chicken in 30 seconds because intentionally invested 14.5 minutes of my 15 minute lunch getting an amazing barbecue chicken.I need to be wearing a suit to remind myself to conduct myself with dignity and elegance, in order to respect the threads.I am extremely flattered by your interest, assuming this was not effective bait.However, I am married and currently quite happily monogamous and not seeking any behavior that would be inappropriate.However, you should be gladdened by the fact that I have found that there are many other men out there who are intelligent, well spoken, and likely capable of giving you what you desire. They might lack a few of my traits but they might also be more compatible with you.They often aren't actively hunting for a small, lg, or sub partner. They work in various fields but use their intelligence on some degree to live comfortably. They aren't controlling. Control freaks operate out of fear. The man you need is calm, confident, and relaxed. He's likely active in a nerdy pursuit or hobby and might not seem elegant at all when he spergs over it. Often, they can cook very well with better tools and ingredients than I bother with.I look forward to continuing to post with you itt.
>>33750092>>33750052LOL
>>33750047I don't think it's insanity, I think you're just still processing. Don't be hard on yourself, there's no "should" here. Just keeping busy doesn't automatically fix emotional damage. Even if you are thriving, it won't automatically heal you.The best bet is for you to talk to a professional therapist who can better get you the tools you need to get past this, but in lieu of that/in the meantime, there are a few things I found helped me recover from heartbreak.>1. Don't blame yourself for either how things went or how you're still feeling grief.>2. When you think of her, mentally comment to yourself, "Oh, I'm thinking of her again.">3. Try to break the mental loop - when she comes to mind, switch tracks to think about how well you're doing generally, or occupy yourself with something else that you can focus on.>4. Be gentle with yourself. Give yourself time to just process everything. You don't need to rush to find somebody else to replace her, just mull over the relationship and what was good or bad about it, and what you might have learned.
>>33750102jesus christ lmao
>>33749877Just saying if you're going to send a nut video, make sure it's quality and you stand by the production quality, camera work, sound, etc.Nutting on camera isn't as bad as nutting on camera badly.
>>33750102Nigga shut the fuck up lmao
>>33749880>>33750102>getting so distracted by someone actually liking you forget to express any interest in them Rookie mistake. My bad.I do think I have seen your responses before. Might I ask how old you are? Mostly just curious but also it seems like a polite reciprocal question.>>33750116>jesus christ lmaoI know, right? I'm such a gay faggot.
>>33750154>Nigga shut the fuck upNah>lmao"Let's Make Anons Ornery"What vexes thee?
>>33750034Grimlock
Here class is a lesson in two disparate types of namefags>>33750102 is interested in sucking his own cock at length>>33750110 is interested in helping a personAny questions?
>>33749193Between 20 and 30 if we're talking phallic toys. Half that if we're talking realistically modeled dildos. I realize this is late, bit hopefully you get this critical information.
>>33750289JH JHDo you know if an anon ever wrote you a poem?
>>33750301Yeh, I just responded to that in the other thread, that was in response to a reply chain with me in it, so I think so.
>>33750316CUTEThat was not a hard mystery to crack after all though
>>33750334Luckily me dropping my height and stuff like that in that thread made it obvious.
>>33750176Hey, I'm interested in both!I honestly didn't see the other post until after it'd been adequately addressed.Not saying that I wasn't the Goofus to Ohio's Gallant this time.
>>33750289Ah excellent! Thank you.So the other anon wasn't you. I thought I remembered you referring to them as dicks.20-30 works. Plastic cylindrical robot dicks are still dicks.
>>33750316I also modified song lyrics in a displeasing manner a few times I think. Definitely at least once.Probably a limerick or two as well.Not quite as respectable as a poem.
>>33750383>Plastic cylindrical robot dicks are still dicks.Well what counts as "phallic" is debatable. I have plenty of toys that are pretty abstract that I'd argue aren't so much dildos as other masturbatory tools. Is a tube of moisturizer dick-like?>>33750389We've definitely shared a lot of silly artistic expressions. Of course my shit is never as decent as anything you've written.
>>33750408>Well what counts as "phallic" is debatable. I have plenty of toys that are pretty abstract that I'd argue aren't so much dildos as other masturbatory tools.Anything cylindrical counts.>Is a tube of moisturizer dick-like?Teach but more of a toy accessory. Like GI Joe's gun.>We've definitely shared a lot of silly artistic expressions.Good times.>Of course my shit is never as decent as anything you've written.Complimenting me and inspiring me on a night when I have wasted so much time is dirty pool.Damnit
>>33750453>Anything cylindrical countsI remember I posted and immediately regretted posting the lightsaber toy I used once.>Complimenting me and inspiring me on a night when I have wasted so much time is dirty poolBitch I'm the one with the weakness for compliments here. You at least earn the compliments you get.
