>>33750031
how do i become a pet girl (no furry)
first for big pec men
I hate men.
Women, sorry for my penis.
I wish I met my future husband in elementary school. it's not fair
why is the skin on my butt so velvety soft compared to my legs or arms? I swear my butt has never seen the light of day yet its so velvety soft and pale
>>33752822what i really want to know is how i can finagle a pet/pet (still no furry) situation. maybe a third can act as handler? fuck i think i just unlocked a new fetish for myself
>>33752806Who wins?
>>33752822I'm into SM but too shy to ever open up about it with any potential gf.
>>33752848maybe that's just acting really cute with your partner? unless one person is dominant i'm not sure. seems like you would need a third
>>33752844Wtf pedo
>>33752806Guys, my bunnies have this weird dynamic right now where the miss bunny is already in heat, but mr bunny is still recovering, so miss bunny is chasing mr bunny around the yard and mr bunny is hiding from mrs bunny and her hot pussy. This dynamic is what we need for humanity right now.
>>33752853>women take care of people>men take care of thingsits insane how we've lost this most basic of realities
>>33752832Apology not accepted.
>>33752853Who wins what? lol>>33752832It's okay, you didn't do it on purpose.
why is tt dead
>>33752847Sun damage?
>>33752874It got 20 posts in 10 minutes?
>>33752876i just want to know how to make my skin as soft as my butt sometimes i touch my butt because its so soft
>>33752872>Who wins what?THE DEATH BATTLE>>33752806
>>33752857>maybe that's just acting really cute with your partner?maybe, i guess there is a part of me that really would rather just slump down next to/into my partner rather than saying i love them, know what i mean?
>>33752853I do STEM shit that is stereotyped as masculine, but honestly, this office crap is better suited for women.
>>33752874people still acting up in the old one
why are moids so loyal to foids from like 10 years their past? why can’t they find new bitches help me understand
>>33752889Holy male hands lmao
Gonna get drinks with my work wife and possibly cheat on my girlfriend tonight.
>>33752880Maybe hydrate and exfoliate in the rougher areas
How’s your Friday going so far, /atoga/?
>>33752868it gets murky, like I do Physics, but what I actually do day to day, is carefully tabulating results, it's honestly something women are more suited for, despite Physics being a "male job"
>>33752884I say it all the time - moids need to be outside, moving heavy objects and fixing things. Being inside in front of the computer makes them go nuts. They're like work dogs that don't get enough enrichment.
>>33752896Pretty good, see >>33752892
>>33752896
>>33752889>why can’t they find new bitchesfor some of us, it's super duper hard to meet new women at all, not even attractive of compatible women, just new women at all, some places/occupations are just pussy deserts
>>33752891im a girl i just have a potty mouth and i wont apologize nor show my tits
>>33752892This is why you don't get married as woman ngl
>>33752853Where the fuck are the male kindergarten teachers lolI had never seen a male teacher until 6th grade
Men would easily win. I really fucking hate women.
>>33752903I'm a tripfag hater, but Ohio is really nice and he can get a pass.
>>33752905What a weird coomer post
>>33752893are you a dermatologist cause that’s hot
>>33752910Win at the whining and crying about women all day competition? Yes 100%.
>>33752909The brother of one of my best friends is a male kindergarten teacher. He is absolutely fantastic at it. He is currently in paternity leave, tho.
>>33752912fuck off if you can’t live in the real world
>>33752913no, i'm doctor dala
>>33752853notice how the jobs that are more extremely gendered pay less than jobs that are more intersex, irrespective of it being either a male job or a female job
>>33752917Win at "literally everything" competition, you damn hole.
>>33752921A mentally ill coomer, ew
>>33752896The next fucker from the safety dept to waste a month of my time over some bullshit is getting shot.
>>33752925No, just the whinier gender competition lel. Male = victim complex
>>33752853Will never understand female copsI had jury duty this week, and the cop at the front desk was a 5'2 girlI could have picked her up and ran out the door full sprint and there is nothing she could have done about itWhat the fuck was she protecting?
>>33752929whats the tea
>>33752927who can i blame? i love a good strong orgasm that shakes my toes
>>33752889i would rather kill myself than see my friends die if it weren't for the fact that i couldn't stomach not being there to make sure they passed peacefully. do you understand what i'm saying with this?
OK let's talk about some good news: it's finally WINTER, unless you're like Australian or Brazilian. No more heat. Just chill wintery vibes.
>>33752806My wife is 43 and after our 3rd kid her interest in sex fell-off. She occasionally enjoys it but it seems like those encounters where she wants to fuck and gets-off have dropped in frequency to about once a month. Most of the time she just begrudgingly lays there wincing in pain, it feels like I'm raping her, and as soon as I pull out she runs off to the bathroom and does the same weird cough. She stopped taking birth control because I think she thought it would help her be more interested in sex and lose weight, and I have seen some encouraging results. I mean, she's pretty vanilla and let me go down on her a couple times since then, and seemed to like that, but for the most part her libido just seems like a downward trend. I love my wife and family but I would be remiss if I didn't admit this deeply troubles me. I have fantasized about fucking other women, nothing new, but not just fucking them, I thought about the situation that might allow it to happen. In post-nut clarity felt ashamed of myself. I wouldn't actually commit to an affair but as a man having sex is kind of important to my relationship with her. I just want my wife to enjoy fucking again. What is going on with her and is there anything I can I do to make her more receptive to the D?
>>33752931She could have shot you.
>>33752919So glad for him and his husbandBut what mother would be okay with a male kindergarten teacher?
I hate everyone I want to die
>the mentally ill tranny is still going on about its fetish even though nobody caresAbsolute ew moment
>>33752940I would just yank the gun awayOr hold her arms down
>>33752935wtf does friends have anything to do with this, my post was about ex bitches from years ago not friends learn to read
I hate women I want to live
Sorry, femanon, sharing my feelings with you would be a HIPAA violation
>>33752942He is straight lol he's always been really successful with girls.>But what mother would be okay with a male kindergarten teacher?He's never had any issues, worked in kindergarten and 1st grade almost exclusively and was absolutely adored by kids.
>went to party>know 3 people there>talk for 30 minutes>go homeyep its friday
>>33752946who?
I love men I am indifferent about life
>>33752945:|
>>33752939Idk man we're all like 20 in here
Gender how do you manage to accept yourselfI fucking cant stand me
>>33752932They've been going on about hazardous fume exposure in one of our work areas, not realizing that a) we don't use solvents there yet and b) before we start using solvents the space is being remodeled and we can just install an extraction system.
>>33752948i know i know but the logic applies to both friends and ex bitches
I can see women's disgusted looks whenever they look at me. Don't think I don't notice, you cunts.
>>33752953That gross weirdo above who posted about its pedo fetish, some people are so fucked in the head let me tell you.
>>33752960F. I try to pour all of me in the things I care about, and do my best. I try to be good at my job, be a good daughter, be a good wife, take care of my body. I don't care about me but I care about the people I love.
>>33752964>women just glance afraid at the troon and the troon wants to kill themMale moment
I'm an incel but I still love women as a concept.I mean, I hate people in general and I don't make an exception for women, equal opportunities and all that. But as a concept, they are nice.
>>33752973>the conceptual chadbased
>>33752973feminist incel unlocked
>>33752889Good women are far and between
>>33752971>troonShit you made up just now.>wants to kill themShit you made up just now. Women lie as they breathe.
>>33752866Nobody is chasing me around the yard.
Going to see a guy I dubbed today lol
Neko, hors, fox, batkings won by default by remaining the only socially acceptable fetish
>>33752965nta but i thought they meant something like a missed childhood crush
>>33752889Loyalty is a moid trait.
>>33752977Not really, I hate feminism, because on a purely intellectual level, "the patriarchy" is just a conspiracy theory, no different than some people, always blaming, "da joos" for everything.
I need help
>>33752988so you’re loyal to past bitches?
>>33752958>Idk man we're all like 20 in hereYeah... I know. I think I just wanted to express it for my own reasons. Some kind of faggy therapy-speak shit.
>>33752981>it's still having a mental breakdown about women not caring about itNo normal healthy male would ever be this neurotic. It's okay tranner, the rope awaits you.
I just (27F) propositioned the two much older (retirement age) lesbian women who live next door to me for a gay threesome last night. We both live out in the country in a rural but liberal area and we don't have a lot of other neighbors around. When I suggested having sex with both of them they excused themselves to leave my house and one of them sent a message saying they're not talking to me because of my inappropriate behavior.How can I make it up to them?
>>33752991How can I help you, anon?
>>33752991What is your question for the opposite gender?
>>33752991That's unfortunate.
>>33752896I couldn't do as many pullups as two days ago.>>33752938It's not winter. Won't be winter for a couple of months yet.
>>33752973You forgot to attach picrel
>>33752987I didn't mean that femanon she's ok. I'm starting to guess you're that gross weirdo who kept arguinnow ngl, bye
>>33752995>Keeps making stuff upPottery.
>>33752889The fuck are you talking about? What kind of dude is loyal to a woman he broke up with 10 years in the past? That doesn't make any sense whatsoever and if a dude is doing that he's got some serious psychological problems. This isn't a, "moid trait" it's a broken retard-brain trait.
>>33752996>How can I make it up to them?You don't. Don't talk to them, it was inappropriate.
>>33752960MI accept I am still of use and try to make the world a slightly better place for other people
>>33752996Bishits be like
>>33752973Finally an atoga post I can agree on.
>>33752989Feminism just means that women aren't special in a good or bad way, just humans. But this idea makes many men angry.Feminist incel still unlocked lol
>>33753003what??? what did i do nowwhat is arguinnow??
>>33752996Most "lesbian" older couples are just men haters who got traumatized so hard, they decided to live with other traumatized women. They probably don't have an active sex life, or ever did.
>has a weird neuroticism about women and is still seething about itYWNBAW, don't worry.
>>33752996>When I suggested having sex with both of them they excused themselves to leave my house and one of them sent a message saying they're not talking to me because of my inappropriate behavior.>How can I make it up to them?HAHA! That ship sailed, you fucking degenerate.
>>33752992More like hung up on the one that got away.
Am I a good woman
Should we start warning young men about the incel to tranny pipeline? Its ruining any future for men at this point
Males are stupid and primitive and loud about it too
>>33752997I don’t know
menis it hard to stay hetero and refuse to fuck ass or be into femboys?
>>33752996Dykes are cringe, but you were cringier, glad they were mature enough to not bring you into their degeneracy
>>33753013I'll admit that this nonsensical post gave me a good laugh. I still despise women, however.
>>33753015how can i make sure my future bf is only loyal to me and no woman that got away
>>33753021That's alright. Is there something in particular on your mind? Anything you feel that you'd like to share?
>>33752911Simping
>>33752939>libido just seems like a downward trend43 M. I can relate.
>>33753016No such thing as a good woman.
>>33753018sounds like a difficult task, how do you save incels as a woman who doesn't want to have sex with every single one of them
>>33753010That's fine. I agree with that.But if you go to some feminist online spaces, they will be like typical ideologically brained people with their particularly shaped hammer, in this case, "the patriarchy", and everything in this world is to be blamed on "THE PATRIARCHY", and to me that just sounds intellectually lazy. No different than a marxist blaming everything on capitalism, or a conservative blaming everything on liberalism or cultural marxism or whatever else.
>>33753023Liking femboys is straight and they're so rare only gigachads and millionaires get them
Women need to collectively come up with a realistic standard that most men could hypothetically achieve with a reasonable amount of work that will essentially guarantee their ability to find a gf.People can't just keep expecting half the population to run on the motivation of a past-generation version of themselves having maybe been able to do well. You can't just expect people to run on no-hope forever, more bad things are going to keep happening more and more often.
>>33753029A little. He's kind, and I appreciate kind anons.
>>33753027Be that woman.
>>33753038Women can't control what they feel.
>>33753038Sex is not like vidya, hon
>>33753018there's too many of us, I don't mind if a few transition to be quite fucking honest, there's too many of us, men are supposed to be culled by nature, that's why 5% more extra men are born compared to women, but that's not happening anymore
Why are Kittenposter and Ihatewomen anon having a meltdown at the same time
>>33753038No, why should they.
>>33753035idek honestly there is no way, just wait until they all die or get put in jail from doing schoolshootings at this point.
>>337530381. Take care of your appearance2. Have an active social life that puts you around women frequently3. Be pleasant and fun to talk to
>>33753041how
>>33753037that is false
>>33752973Incel is an oxymoron, celibacy is a choice by definition
>>33753052Be his first.
how would a threesome between a 27 year old and two 60 year old grannies even work?like, what the eww, eww, I don't even want to try to imagine, eww, what, eww
@potty mouthed female:i hope your period ends soon!
>>33753019Because that kind of behavior is rewarded, atoga is a good example if you don't act retarded you won't get noticed just like in life. Very few people have have the charisma without being annoying and goes for both genders
>>33753036Well yeah feminism can go pretty deep about different things and most people have some kind of point in it where it gets too radical for them to agree with. But it's still the basic premise of feminism.
>>33753047Everything I say is a meltie in your eyes anyways. I'm actually having a great time at the moment. And don't call me that, I am not your thread eceleb.
>>33753055his first what
>>33753023It is, yes, because trans abominations of God keep getting more and more lifelike and indistinguishable from biofemoids. Jungian niggas can analyze me now.
>>33753026Good bait 7/10
>>33753054I can make the concept of the incel more rigorous.Sure, everyone can get sex.But not everyone can find genuine mutual love.
>>33753054Then what do you call someone that wants intimacy but can't get it for whatever reason?
>>33753028Everything is bad I can’t do anything everyone hate me I don’t want to live
>>33753053Humans are attracted to secondary sexual characteristics, male senses were created for apes when no estrogen or makeup was available
>>33752996why on earth would you proposition a couple for a 3some? did you just assume they were poly because they were lesbian?
>>33753031Describe a good woman
>>33753038666 if you don't meet it to the gulags
>>33753064have you ever seen a tranny next to a woman in the same space
>>33753065Bait?
Women, how do you feel about men who cosplay female characters at conventions?Men, how do you feel about women who cosplay male characters?
I cured my PMDD on my own
>>33752964how many incels actually just suffer debilitating social anxiety
>>33753070A virgin?
>>33753082how
Honestly we can fix society by just managing the gender ratio at birth.There's too many men being born. Society would be much healthier if we had 115 women for every 100 men instead of 105 men for every 100 women.
>>33753078NTA, but I have seen one on the bus and I was so disgusted I had to tell it to kill itself.
>>33753069I can't find sex. Everyone interested is too far away.
>>33753081>Men, how do you feel about women who cosplay male characters?If she's hot I'd rather she cosplay a female character. If she's not I'm indifferent.
>>33753023Yeah
>>33753081>Women, how do you feel about men who cosplay female characters at conventions?I don't really care, whatever makes them happy.
>>33753069>>33753070Demisexuals
>>33753087Virgins don't necessarily want intimacy and there are non-virgins who are in such a position.
>>33753047This entire week had a really bad energy about it. The world just felt more evil in general
>>33752952I'm going to take the rear tire off my motorcycle.Wish me luck. Pray for me not to drop it.
>>33753090This actually sounds technically doable in the medium term.
>>33753090How about just 100/100, let's not be mentally ill about it.
>>33753085me
>>33753088Eating better But I still have two days to start feeling suicidal so let me not speak too soon
>>33753098it's crazy they made up a sexuality for "normal human attraction"
Is being a virgin when I'm 24 years of age a loss because I'm lonely and single or a win because I owned the moids by not putting out for them?
>>33753072please re-type this in a non-autistic way so i can understand your post
>>33753098>(of humans) Sexually attracted to people only after a strong emotional bond has been formedI don't think it applies.
>>33753098I'm sapiosexual and demisexual, and not even like a Chad looking type, it's so over for me.
>>33753104mental illness is attempting to control the population in any way instead of just going with it and figuring it out lol
>>33752952>yep its fridayhttps://youtu.be/3UnK5rw_6hM
>>33753081>Women, how do you feel about men who cosplay female characters at conventions?they're fine only if they genderswap them, if not they're just weirdos
>>33753097I'm genuinely surprised by this. One of my best friends has no pull and I thought it would be a deal breaker for women that he cosplays. They are a machinist and farmer though and live in a very small town so that probably causes more issues.
>>33753109>"normal human attraction"Isn't it more normal to have sexual attraction to people without needing to form deep bonds with them?
>>33753111I regret losing my virginity even though I liked the sex
>>33753111>I'm lonely and single>hates moidsHave you tried being with girls?
>>33753103It is. We can pay for a subset of people to go through IVF and manage the gender ratio.Or even easier, we can do it through immigration policy, which if you are a first world country, you're importing enough young people anyway.
>>33753091thank you and i'm sorry for that
>>33753121no. you are just desperate to feel special. lol
>>33753018no. it's literally nature providing the solution: a few incels trooning out means that a few other incels are going to get troon gfs. win-win.
>>33753111It's more admirable for women to be virgins, so it's more of a win
>>33753104nah, women can share a dick if need be, men cannot share a vagina
>>33753116I guess I was trying to say that going for 100/100 is the least mentally ill way to control it if you have to
>>33753129nta but they do seem to prefer each other. i don't see the harm in letting them do it rather than shoot up a local kidnergarten
>>33753118>Gender swapHmm, that would be more interesting. Not super common since it is higher effort with female to male than the other way around.
As a foid, how do I get over pic related's mindset
>>33753116Actually all countries try to control the population.As a farmer, it's honestly quite basic shit to control your breeding population.
>>33753070A simp
>>33753078NtaI see a lot of trannies at the climbing gym
>>33753112What's there to understand? People find attractive things fuckable
>>33753131But the STD demons anon.
>>33753078I watched Euphoria and Hunter Schafer looks better than Zendaya
>>33753129Good point kek I hadn't thought about that.>>33753131It's okay to be gay anon.
>>33753132I'm a feminist, but who the fuck decided to put a granny in charge of Europe? And a corrupt immoral one at that.
>>33753139That's someone who sucks up to women. There're simps who have intimacy with a woman.
gendershould i give in to my desire to wurtzpost?
>>33753137As a moid I think that too, if girl has sex with me they're low value and or desperate
>>33753111Depends. If you have no tallents, contribute nothing anywhere and leech off family then no thats just losing.
>>33753148like bill wurtz?
The problem with being mentally ill is that you end up hanging out with other mentally ill people. Some of you are much worse than me.
>>33753148F. Why would you? He made the best videos on the internet.
>>33753148ja, warum nicht?
>>33753010>Feminism just means that women aren't special in a good or bad way, just humansSounds more like equalism, while feminism and masculinism are about lifting one gender up
>>33753146Karrens and germans.
>>33753148no
>>33753153I think it's the best part of being mentally ill, you guys are so fucked I feel good about myself lol
>>33753144straight men who are not +30 years old watch that?the average tranny is not a pedowood celeb btw
>>33753146which one, the one at the head of the european central bank or von der leyen? eh, guess it doesn't matter - they are both very well connected among elites. that's how you get these jobs, not muh uni degree lmfao.
>>33753156>Sounds more like equalismThat's what feminism is. Or at least was.
I wish I had a deep singing voice like https://youtu.be/y0SgzwnJ2Ek?t=54s
>>33753150You must have a very low opinion of yourself lol
>>33753081>Men, how do you feel about women who cosplay male characters?If she does it exclusively - pass. If on occassion? Eh, depends I guess but not really something I'd prefer
>>33753162Because the name itself goes against that
>>33753159>I feel good about myselfI definitely don't. I wish I could hang out with fun smart interesting sane rational people.
Femanons who lurk.
>>33753158you're free to do whatever what want to(thank you for biting the bait, dummy mwah)
>>33752832The last girl I was with laughed at it when I undressed. Haven't tried to get laid since, i'd rather hang myself.
>>33753039NTAThis better not be JH…
>>33753165Why pass if it is exclusive? It is just at conventions.
>>33753144Nta but that's not surprising necessarily, better genetics and facial structure wins regardless of gender. Putting makeup on the man just makes the comparison easier to make.
>>33753166It's because of historical reasons. Names can be unfortunate like that some times.
>>33753146I did sorry
>>33753168Yes dear?
>>33753166Things have names because of historical reasons, who would've thunk.
>>3375316354th second, but I messed it up, I don't remember how to manually add a timestamp
>>33753081I saw a girl cosplaying Inosuke once who was using a silicone body sock to do the shirtless part, but she didn't bind down her huge tits so she looked like she had a giant boob shaped tumor in her chest.
>>33753169,,, I don't get it.
>>33753142weren't you talking about heterosexuality, and not male perversion and desperation?
>>33753173I've seen girls who do that and they struck me as weirdos
Good evening, Euro Grills.
>>33753178Lies. You cannot actually vote for the European dictatorship position. >>33753161both equally bad, and neither seems particularly concerned with Europe, more like, how to keep the poors down and help my rich friends
Bad evening, Euro girls. I hate you.
>>33753186Rawr :3
>>33753186it's awful here right now
is that femanon asking for banterguides still around? i'm sorry for forgetting i'll write it now if you're still here v_v
i wanted to cosplay a male character as a kid/teen but thankfully i never ended up trying cosplaying
so anyway, has anyone tried putting risotto in a meat pie?
>>33753182Bad cosplay then.>>33753185Well... They are cosplayers.
>>33753186Hey anon! Good evening to you as well. How are you doing?>>33753190Good evening anon! Hope you stop being a grumpy baby.
>>33753196No, but you should. Post results.
>>33753137It depends on how you confess. Confession doesn't have to be a pathetic plea. You can, for example, approach it as business.https://youtube.com/shorts/OEqaUOMMefA
>>33753030Is there no hope?
>>33753196Mushy
>>33753196damn that actually sounds so fucking good. like a mushroom risotto? FUCK
>>33753203>approach it as businesscringe
>>33753199I was born a hater
>>33753202I think it could work, right? Risotto and typical meat pie filling are kinda similiar in consistency. I think I could pull it off.
I want a boyfriend with firm biceps
>>33753197>Bad cosplay then.It was actually very well done aside from the boob tumor.
>>33752806>>33752806>Death BattleI dont wanna do that :(I like women...
i need straight white male therapy
>>33753194I'm still here!
>>33753203unironically WHY can't dating just have been this
I hate women...
>>33753206yeah, I'm thinking, I could either mix bits of meat (beef or chicken) with the risotto and use that as the filling, or I could lay the risotto down first as a base and then top with meat and maybe peas and cheese
>>33753204I don't know. Everyone's different and I'm no expert.She might be on to something by quitting the pill though. Earlier I saw a post on /adv/ by some man claiming that dropping the pill restored his girlfriend's libido.
>>33753147>There're simps who have intimacy with a woman.They usually aren't called by that pathetic name if they succeedAlso, they can be called orbiters
>>33753220*kicks you in the balls**hands you a shotgun*Go grab supper.
>>33753215Do it.
>>33753225You said that already. Stop spamming
I don't believe in dating multiple people at a time
Can you at least tell us you're going to make a thread next time?
>>33753232It will be my Sunday lunch.
>>33753230...i meant that i need a straight white male right now
>>33753234Okay. Whats your question for the opposite gender?
>>33753226peas and cheese are adding too much complexity imo. if i were eating this, i think i'd want basics emphasized. let me know how it goes, i'm jealous i won't be able to have whatever you're attempting
>>33753038Only if men lower their standards too.
>>33753212Starting a family is a serious business, anon. People who don't treat it seriously usually end up divorced.
>>33753238Hi I have a penis and am pale as Elmer's glue.
>>33753225Which ihatewomen poster is this?
>>33753203I mean I probably could remind him that we're both nearing 30 and are single af but my problem is that I'm too proud to approach him first, or at least more explicitly than I already have
>>33753233I like hating women...
>>33753234Me neither, I think it's really weird that people do it.
>>33753234me neither, a lot of people do this. i
>>33753196You mean like... stuffing almost?
>>33753221bless!! okay wait right there
>>33753240you're probably right, I think basic risotto plus some protein is already enough,another variation that my mum used to make was, rice, pumpkin and seafood, but, she never did a risotto base first, I think I could elevate it if I did the risotto, properly
>>33753226Why don't you just make a shepard's pie?
Why do femanons like ihatewomen posters more than ilovewomen posters?
>>33753251Isn't stuffing a misnomer? Like you keep it in a dish over there, right?Here in Europe we stuff it in the animal carcass. Also isn't American stuffing done with stale bread?
Men, Betty or Veronica?
>>33753193Why ?
>>33753137>>33753203>Confession doesn't have to be a pathetic plea.Which should be easier for women, because we know you have more options than us.
>>33753257we do that in america too, silly euro rofl
>>33753256Women love abuse. Well known fact.
>>33753255It's not traditional where I'm from. Pastry pies are very traditional though.
>>33753256ilovewomen posters are footfags
yoyoyo. whats for lunch togies? crazy day. actually went to the park and touched grass and now work is melting my mind. >>33753251uhh oh. someone has been doing a deep dive. >stuffingis honestly one of my most favorite dishes
>>33753256I come here to argue not be nice, I do that irl already
Femanons need hickeys
>>33753258V
>>33753261I never see it on Youtube. I guess I got the wrong impression. Also all the pies are top only?!
>>33753259there was too much gross lgbt talk
>>33753262>it's the fag who's obsessed by abusechadKys
>>33753256Ihatewomen posters are less likely to simp for / creep on them is my guess.
>>33753264I hate women* but love their cute feet.*not really
men how do you feel about feminism
>>33753262you don't even know ihatewomen
>>33753267>My moid crush kissing and biting my neckSwoon~
>>33753256Nice guys finish last, it's why I treat you like trash
>>33753257It's generally cooked in the bird. Sometimes you take it out and serve it in a seperate dish. Bread's more common, right. Rice can be used, pretty common with cabbage rolls and middle eastern stuff.
>>33753271Hold my beer.
>>33753256ihatewomen posters are more entertainingAlso I can fix them
>>33753076Christ, I had no idea about this. I thought Exhib was cool. And Sarge wanted Valk?
>>33753274I believe in equality, but if you're going to be a feminist, I'm always going to be on the defensive, like Bill Burr and his wife Nia.
>>33753273i hate subhuman men like you
>>33753274TERFS are ok
>>33753278I miss my nigga higga
>>33753274Like nobody can agree on what it means.
>>33753279I see. I guess Youtube gives me the wrong impression about a lot of American cultural aspects.
Gender. Do you watch any sports? If so, what teams do you cheer for?
>>33753278Literally what tf are you people smoking
>>33753289f i sometimes goon to bike stunt competition videos
>>33753257Oh, wow. You didn't get to make fun of me for making Hobbit jokes or whatever ever again.
>>33753289I can understand it on a conceptual level, but I never caught the bug for it, so why bother? I'm happy not having to dedicate a big chunk of my time to spectating sports.
>>33753289TWO WORLD WARS AND ONE WORLD CUPENGLAND, ENGLAND
>>33753265Like, just stuffing by itself? You freak. :)
>>33753289F. No, sports are overrated.
>>33753245The angry chud one and not the sad thread celebrity one.
>>33753274Once upon a time: useful Now you cretins have clung unto it for so long you have no use for it outside blaming men for your own shortcomings in life
>>33753289also i don't watch wrestling but i should groom a man who watches that
>>33753258Midge unironically. She was too good for Moose.
I have a question from last nightAs a guy, how would traveling make it easier for me to get a girlfriend? I've never travelled before so I don't really know what one is "supposed" to do anyways, but I especially don't know how I'd get a girlfriend because how would it continue once I go home?This is a genuine question
>>33753300You'd think so, but they're awfully homosexual. Unless that's what you're after.
>>33753289MYesI will not say but I'm big on college football
>>33753298The thread celebrity is an angry chud too.
>>33753281No, you can't.
>>33753289F I don't really watch sports, but I like watching track and field sports, and basketball and football when the national team plays. I like fencing too but they only televise that when it's the Olympics
>>33753258I'm watching Riverdale right now lolI like Veronica
>>33753289M only female sports
>>33753296*curtsy
>>33753289M. I'll watch football or hockey if they're on but I don't follow any teams.
>>33753309>I'm watching Riverdale right now lolGET OUT!
>>33753304as long as they aren't subby, aren't into femboys and don't like anal, i don't mind a bit of homo in them
>>33753289HockieCanes
>>33753303Passport arbitrage is a real thing.Basically, your overall value increases if you go to a poorer country. I've experienced it myself and have seen it work a billion times.The hard part is that well you don't want to get scammed and you don't want to get with somebody who is purely in it for financial reasons and will drop you the moment they get a VISA.
>>33753305As a non american, I actually enjoyed watching college football much more than the NFL the few times I watched it. So good taste anon.>>33753308I watch fencing a lot during the Olympics, it's very fun. Good taste.>>33753312>hockeyImmaculate taste, 10/10.
>>33753308Have you ever watched HEMA? They had it streaming a while back
>>33753312The hockey puck moves too fast for my female brain to comprehend.
>>33753306>The thread celebrity is an angry chud too.Then we aren't thinking of the same person. I think he has a cat.
>>33753289
>>33753316>aren't into femboysMost men that you could identify as homosexual fall under this category. "Looks feminine enough" unironically has some merit, the guy you describe is extraordinarily uncommon
i need to groom more football players
>>33753238Why white?
So femanons prefer if we incel and blackpill post instead of being nice to them?
Lately I’ve ran into a dilemma where I feel like I don’t have enough time. I only work a part time job so I have a lot of free time, so it’s kind of ironic.I want to learn code.I want to learn how to make music as well.I can play a little guitar, but I know nothing about song structure or singing or how to use a DAW for making music.Then I can’t decide which coding language to actually stick to.Like how do I accomplish everything I want to do?
Some foids will feel sorely disappointed to find out I'm actually very ugly. Good, i hate women.
>>33753323I used to be like this, but I met some genuine 150IQ+ people who love sports.
We got any Brits on? Can you explain cricket?
>>33753317You guys are too good to get swept in the conference finals every year. Immaculate taste, tho.>>33753321You should not watch the puck.
>>33753303Unless you plan on doing all the things that normies do to meet people (partying, bars etc), I don't see how travelling will help you find a gf. You'd also have to deal with the problem of an unfamiliar environment and the possibility that you'll never see the people you meet ever again
>>33753313I'm at the end of season 3 rn, I hardly even know what's going on because so much happens each episode, but I am loving this show, it'd utterly ridiculous and so much fun
>>33753321You joke but didn't they once have a blue overlay for that on televised stuff?
>>33752806We must let women winWe must be the BETTER MEN
>>33753327No, I just want you to be polite and pleasant.
>>33753332>cricketNo. Keep your smelly american ass away from cricket
>>33753321I'm of the opinion that this is a big reason the sport isn't more popular.
>>33753324i would never have sex with a man that is able to think "Looks feminine enough"volcel 4ever
>>33752806To other guysDo you also jack it to pictures of your girl's friends? I get so many pics of them in this goofy but cute sexy way that I can't help jerk it to them
>>33753339NtaI am polite and pleasant, at least here
>>33753332Also for brits, what happens if you enter a roundabout and you are watching one way for a car but theres a pedestrian the other way?
>>33753326because i'm white
>>33753320HEMA is extremely interesting but I think I could only find that online
>>33753289MVaaaaamos river
>>33753344Then I probably like you! Thank you anon.
>>33753265A coworker of mine got a burger but decided she didn’t want it. Cooked onions, ketchup, mayo, tomato. It was actually pretty good.>>33753289M, nope, never. I can appreciate it in short doses but otherwise sports put me to sleep.>>33753343Absolutely not. I think fapping to a person’s innocent photos is disgusting and exploitative.
>>33753327NO
>>33753307I can
>>33753289M, No.
>>33753348River Plate? Fun.Are you from Argentina?
why are there so many women on here using blackpill and incel rhetoric/attitudes sincerely asking
>>33753164Yes
>>33753345Pedestrains aren't supposed to be in roundabouts.
>>33753357Because women are objectively awful.
>>33753357To laugh.
>>33753238How about borderline white?
women with smol feet are to be protected
>>33753338We must be Fetterman
>>33753238ok fine but my dong isnt big at all so dont get mad at me
>>33753357Idk, the last time I did something like that I was talking about a girl I really dislike
Women with big feet are to be protected
Women do you like men who can do a split?
>>33753364no
>>33753357it's zeitgeist culture, you chud
>>33753328Make a goals list. Either weekly or monthly.Just list out everything you want to accomplish in that time period
>>33753360How tf they cross that intersection?
I'm horny!
>>33753328>Like how do I accomplish everything I want to do?You don't. You just simply don't. You pick something and you run with it until you're satisfied. Then you pick the next thing.The worst thing you can do is allow yourself to be stuck in analysis paralysis.As for coding, it doesn't really matter that much which language you start with. Depends a little on what your purpose for coding is, what you want to do with it.
Is it weird if I'm 24 and still a kissless virgin who's never had a gf in his life? I'm not trying that hard though
Men, what’s something you wish more people understood about being a man today?
>>33753290>Literally what tf are you people smokingIt's not what I really want to do.But you only date bad guys, so I'll give it my best try to treat you the way you wantme to
>>33753371yeah sure
>>33753221okay sorry! i have attention issues i was hungry i needed to take my stimulant aaaaaa this is gonna be abstract i've never tried explaining this beforeso the reason i was connecting this to flirting is because banter has the same exact push-pull dynamic. you can think of it as dancing. in flirting, you are signalling interest and baiting for interest-signals; this is done as a proxy to the actual emotional vulnerable act of romantic judgment. likewise, banter is all about bullying/dominsting but without the literal antagonism or force. it is the truth-telling jester archetype as expressed through behavior: utilizing the weight of heavy truths to create humor at other's expenses.when you're flirting, you are staying aware of physical and romantic boundaries. if you go from exchanging glances to sudden kissing, it's jarring. in bantering, you are staying aware of emotional boundaries. the goal is to get as close to hurting someone's feelings without actually hurting them; this means you have their boundaries on your mind and you are trying to toe that line.in flirting, there is a natural end-point: sex, relationship, promised meetings, etc. banter does not have such an end-point: if you escalate too long, eventually either your line is going to get crossed, or theirs is (this is the proxy domination) and someone will get nettled, and it is the responsibility of the nettler to immediately relinquish any dominative power (i.e. apologize).above all, bantering is a game, and so the point is to be amusing. we naturally find humor at other's expenses, and to be a good player ya gotta make sure everyone else is good. idk i feel like there are a million things i could say but i hope you can get the shape of what i'm getting at
>>33753372:(, my Italian family are the ones with the high IQs though, without them I'd be a simpleton
>>33753379Same but 27.
>>33753379you just sound like any other chainsaw man fan
>>33753371Probably? He must be really fit. Would probably also be good at... other stuff
Hard to take femanons seriously when I can't help by imagine licking their buttholes
>>33753379If you dont start trying soon you'll come off as weird and eventually it'll be a red flag to women. Also they REALLY don't like it past a certain age if a man has never had sex - it signals you're a low value, unwanted person and that you'll be bad in bed. lots of girls like a guy who can take the lead and if you're fumbling over yourself and stuttering trying to take her bra off she'll turn drier than the sahara.
>>33753376Designated crosswalks placed just before the entrance and after the exit lanes of the roundabout, not through the middle of it.
>>33753380I don't know. I don't understand much about being a man today.
>>33753380Women see men as a nuisance. I dont want to be seen as a nuisance, so i dont talk to women much. There are a lot more men like me than you would think
>>33753385why are you italo-americans like this
Hard to take menanons seriously when the only thing they think about is buttholes
>>33753327i just want you to be normal and relatively chill
>>33753396trvke nvke bvkkake
>>33753389Posts like this are why I like ihatewomen posters more
>>33753380I'm a man, but whenever people talk about men in the abstract, I never feel represented, to be quite honest.
>>33753380Unironically, we have feelings, we just don't show them much.
i sent him sexy pictures and he didn't respond :(
>>33753386Good luck to you brother>>33753387lmfao this got me>>33753390Is it worth it to hire an escort? I live in NY and I'm worried about getting caught by police or an STD but I have been thinking about it. Might try a dating site too but I'm 5'6 so feel like I won't get much matches. I am good with my appearance though and take care of myself more than most guys.
My cat slept in my bed and now my nose is stuffy.Men, why did you let her in my room?
WomenCan you confirm this?>>33753390
>>33753403i agree again
>>33753392Ok but as a car Im watching for a gap behind me and need to speed up quick, but theres a pedestrian in front where I'm not lookin.Seems like recepie for smoosh
>>33753394>Women see men as a nuisance.I think this is kind of unrealistic. All women? Maybe here sure, but irl?
>>33753406Maybe he's too busy? With... doing... stuff...
>>33753408Because she's warm and she wants to snuggle.
Femanons, were you here on April 1st, 2020 or was it just us, maleanons?
>>33753395I'm a Euromutt but not American. I'm half German, half Italian.
>>33753406What if he's masturbating?
>>33753406You just gave him blackmail material.
>>33753408She kept scratching at the door.
>>33753409>women can you please confirm that you DONT like stuttering, awkward betas that are clueless in the bedroom? do you really need this spelt out for you? next ur gonna ask if having a micropenis is achshually a good thing.
>>33753418he could at least let me know, maybe send a picture back
>>33753417how are you borderline white thenand how is your italian side the one with higher IQ
>>33753409There's no central database of sex havers, unless you tell me I'm not going to know that you have not fucked. I'd only worry that you're going to resent me for not being virgin. >>33753421She's civilized, she knocks.
>>33753416MEN, WTF?!
>>33753331That's me
>>33753409Yes
I got a pair of pigeons from my uncle. I find it so romantic that they can be monogamous for life. Unfortunately because they are bonded to each other, they kinda want to avoid me :(But they are nice to look at none the less.Once they get comfy and stop being scared of their new surroundings they will start having little ones.
>>33753427gross perverted fantasies roleplayed online through female avatars on an anonymous video game discussion forum is high test, high iq and pro-social masculine male behavior.
>>33753380Politics is a necessity as a man
>>33753409Never had sex either so I don't care. That part about taking the lead is true but a bit of nervous fumbling is to be expected and wouldn't really bother me. It sounds quite cute actually :3
>>33753416lol, do moids really?
>>33753431>I find it so romantic that they can be monogamous for life.Pigeons are tradcucks?
>>33753434>Never had sexWhy?
>>33753425>how are you borderline white then>and how is your italian side the one with higher IQMy Italian side is swarthier, they kinda look middle easterner, but they are rich and high IQ.My German side is potato people, basically. Good mannered and they work the fields.
>>33753380Widespread access to hardcore, highly-intense and explicit internet pornography has done an actual civilizational-threatening level of damage to the male psyche. It is the single greatest underdiscussed topic of the modern world and needs immediate attention for the sake of society itself to be upheld longterm. Also women misunderstanding men goes just as deeply as men misunderstanding women.
>>33753411Well, yeh, that's the downside. What you're supposed to do in that situation is slow down early as you approach, check for pedestrians first at the crosswalk in front of you, then look for a gap in traffic in the roundabout. If there's a pedestrian in the crosswalk you must stop and let them cross even if a gap is opening in traffic. Once the crosswalk is clear, then you can look left (or right, depending on country) and enter when safe. Many drivers instinctively focus only on the roundabout traffic, often behind or to the side, but ignoring the crosswalk puts pedestrians at serious risk. That’s why you're expected to approach slowly and scan the entire area before committing to entering. Pedestrians first. Traffic gap second.If you miss the gap, another will come. Hitting a pedestrian is far worse. Americans are too damned impatient for roundabouts.
>>33753439Waiting for the right person
>>33753438pigeons act on their natural instincts, without needing to be forced or coerced.
>>33753438genuinely made me laugh, lol, but nothing cucked about monogamy, they only get new partners if their current one dies
>>33753411>I'm watching for a gap behind me and need to speed up quickNo, you don't. Another will come.
>>33753440what an odd combination
>>33753380I wish more people realized how traumatizing learning about circumcision can be
>>33753431Pigeons as pets? :/ What country you at?
>>33753443I do well as the car but nearly got pasted 3 times now by a car looking at their phone as a pedestrian.Also the "uber drivers" are all poorly liscenced and just stop in the middle of the roundabout.
>>33753452I will never understand why Americans do that to their babies.
>>33753242It's not about necessarily low or high standards. And for the record, men's standards are in the gutters as is. It's about making the goal attainable. The standard that women need to meet to guarantee success in dating is>don't be fatand that's the end of the list. And even if you're fat, there's still a good chance of being successful. Men don't have that.
>>33753380The loneliness epidemic isn't just about not getting your dick wet like a lot of people say. It's about feeling completely invisible. I've had a few other guys echo the same thing irl. Women don't really seem to care about us unless we're dating them and it's pretty hard to get a date because where is one supposed to even meet people now?On top of that, other men don't really care about us either because in general it seems like people just don't care much about maintaining or creating new friendships. Every guy I know only puts in effort to get a date, if anything at all.In short, it is incredibily difficult for a guy to be noticed even when he begs for help, because nobody cares.
>>33753448The cars behind me honk if I miss the most marginal gap
>>33753416MUh, I choose to believe that most of them were femanons
>>33753456agreed
>>33753452i always wondered if it had a factor with the men i slept with who had sensitivity problems or ED. like these issues are way more prevalent in young men than people realize
>>33753456youd be surprised how many "my body my choice" types just write it off as a meaningless procedure that doesn't matter enough to really consider the infant's choice in being mutilated at birth.
>>33753444
>>33753444Do you think they will just show up one day?
>>33753408Because she can do whatever she wants
>>33753460those are the men that would say "looks feminine enough"
>>33753378I wanna learn C because I have this fantasy of hacking old games like COD WaW, and messing around with stuff like speed and no clipping, but I feel like Python would be fun too. I think it would be cool to create little desktop programs.As far as hacking games and stuff goes- realistically speaking, idk where I’d start with that even.
>>33753457I'm still single so men's standards are too high
>>33753456Yeah I learned about it and self harmed a lot and got through a depressive phase. I'm trying to restore and reclaim what I can. Learning about it fucked me up mentally
>>33753416MaleThe last April 1st I took part in was the battle of kingdomsI was a valiant cleric in service of the chocolate princess and I was thrilled to see our sister kingdom, the peanut butter princess, win the day
>>33753370And buy me shoes please :( nothing cute fits me
>>33753467Okay but now I am sneezy, anon
>>33753454no I'm gonna breed them for meat (squab), but they are also pets, I guess
>>33753416my only accomplishment that day was getting a sex id on a kot id post on /bant/
>>33753456It's pretty much just tradition at this point.
>>33753473I'm a fan of boots so we probably have different ideas of cute lol
>>33753449what's odd about it?
>>33753407Bumping
>>33753478Show me
I hate foids every day.
>>33753456>born with a comically small penis>doctors also decided to just chop it the fuck up for the lulzi try not to think about it desu
>>33753459So?
>>33753481You can't really go wrong with Docs. Or some edgy goth boots
>>33753475Pidgeons as FOOD? :/ What country you at? :)
>>33753460If moids roleplayed as cumdumps, what if foids roleplayed as impregnators?
WomenThoughts on if guy you’re having sex with calls it a “wiener”?
>>33753483My brother in this cruel fate
>>33753488we did
>>33753289Go leafs go
>>33753488I would be into foids roleplaying like that actually
>>33753486>have bigass feet>wear something that makes them look biggerGREAT IDEA.
>>33753494How do you feel about the break up with Mitch?
>>33753492...did what part exactly?
>>33753458Men don't care about us either though? A lot of you outright say you hate us and wish harm on us. And don't complain about being lonely when you don't build friendships or support other men, you shit on everything other people do and never even seek help for the problems you actually have.
>>33753497just go full kingdom hearts
>>33753476Hot
>>33753498They look boring and flaccid. Much more interesting to watch Montreal rn
>>33753497>guy that likes big feet likes big bootsI know that must be shocking to youAlso you didn't say you wanted something that looks smaller, I told you what I like before I suggested
females, gimme your honest take.i do foreskin restoration stretching, it is 60% preferring aesthetics of uncut, 30% wanting better sensation, 10% utter defiance at having had this choice made for me. comments, questions, concerns?
>>33753444same waiting for the right person and i’m almost 28 will this scare off mem
>>33753500I hate women.
>>33753500blah blahjust say you dont give a shit about us and move on
>>33753487have you never heard of squab?it's considered fancy food, but for me it's more like a hobby/tradition rather than out of need or anything,if you want to raise pigeons you have to do birth control anyway, other people just smash their eggs constantly which I find kinda mean, at least I let them experience parenthood,I'm not going to doxxx myself but it's one of the European countries who eats squab, there's a few
>>33753503Montreal is going to be really fucking annoying.
>>33753500>A lot of you outright say you hate us and wish harm on us.What psycho says that irl? They would be cancelled so fast.
>>33753466...yeah...
>>33753505good for youi will forget about you in approx 15 seconds
>>33753506I’m 27m virgin and I’m not scared off
>>33753513lmao you write that for me or for you? :P
>>33753505I'm sorry you got circumcised. Whatever makes you feel good about your body.
>>33753513Woman moment
>>33753511cancellation is not real and it can't hurt you
>>33753502thanks
>>33753516thats nice to know then i wont scare anyone off
>>33753512Silly femanon
>>33753523Hnnnnnng
>>33753380men live in the future and will wait a long time to get what they want just look at Stalin, Mao and Lenin they will usually have plans for when they are 50, 60 but they won't tell you
>>33753511>What psycho says that irlWhat you choose to write on the internet isn't magically divorced from what you think about actual people
>>33753524Do I scare you off?
>>33753500i dont really think the gender dynamic has that much to do with though, unironically. Modern society naturally just atomizes and separates people via work constraints, time commitments, etc. It's just generally hard to make and keep friends as an adult. has nothing to do w "men are meanies and dont wanna be nice >:(". The entire developed world and all of its differences always leads to high rates of loneliness, low marriage and birth rates, high suicide rates and high rates of depression. The modern, industrial world is just fundamentally not designed to promote social behavior in many cases. That's all it is.
>>33753529no
>>33753469C is a good starting point. I recommend it. You'll be forced to learn and understand the basics of computer programming and memory management. It's a solid foundation for whatever direction you want to take it next, and it's not a terribly big language with many complicated bells and whistles.For hacking games you'll probably want to look at assembly and disassembly. I don't know much about that but you'll definitely want the basics of C first.
>>33753519oh, i don't feel bad about my body, i'm offended it was just kinda mutulated but i dunno id just as quickly replace my entire being with hardware so
>>33753531that’s good.thank you.
>>33752853Depends on how well the men can coordinate and destroy infrastructure while building their own, whereas the women would only win if the majority of medical and chemical specialists among them can create chemical weapons in time.
>>33753333We have a team built on support with sub par to average goalies. It is what it is. Beats being 9 years playing only defense that it was pre coach change.>>33753379I will do anything but touch an app. Even stay a virgin. But I did have a gf once and have kissed and hugged before. Granted I was 13 when I last had a date and I'm 28 now.
>>33753380Random bleeding from small veins around the balls.Ever just think you got shot in the dick... It's like that.
>>33753538Yeah I feel the same way about apps but I'm thinking about it or an escort. Whatever works but I wanan fuck
>>33753530For some reason you only focused on the "you're mean" part and not at the fact that men are terrible at creating social support networks around them
>>33753538I like Andersen, too bad he is injured all the damn time. Rod is a great coach.
>>33753486Docs are usually too narrow for me
genderswhat kind of hairstyle should i keep if i want to pay a man to wrestle me for 4 hours and turn me into crumbled paperi have very long straight hair
>>33753509No, I haven't actually but I'm an uncultured American. Is it French or Spain or something like that? Here in America you're likely to see a pigeon nibble on a cigarette butt in a gutter or something like that. I can't really think of places that farm raise them even. I guess it's a bit of a chicken/egg. If it's not something commonly found in stores, people aren't going to use it. And stores aren't going to stock it unless they feel like people are going to use it. Seems a bit of a shame. I do like quail.
Men I'm a master nose picker I hit blood
>>33753500Well, for starters let me say I'm not one of those guys, I try to build friendships and I like women both romantically and platonically. Also, that I am actually the anon you replied to.But yeah, most men kind of just perpetuate the problem, that's kinda what I was getting at in my post. Although consider it from another point of view: a starving dog. Most men are starved for emotional validation and contact, so when they lash out and are met with hostility, it just makes it worse. Compare that if the dog is fed, they will be much more docile.That's a very broad statement but I've seen so many "reformed misogynist" stories even on here that I have to believe it to some extent.But yeah in general our current concept of masculinity also doesn't really allow for that especially between men. As a man I'm trying to change that and encouraging men to be more emotional with each other but I'm just one guy>never even seek help for the problems you actually have.In my experience and the few other guys I know that went to therapy, most therapists also just don't seem to really care or be equipped to handle it. My own therapist basically told me to get a girlfriend and have her be my emotional support.
Good night, atoga. I hate women. This is how I sleep knowing women hate me back (they started it).
>>33753509nta>dox>country
>>33753357Damaged by hearing incel shit for too many years.
>>33753540Hold up, what?
>>33753547top leftdo you want insults or no?
>>33753549... I can relate.
>>33753552night night
>>33753380how lonely it is
>>33753528>thinkAgain, what psycho SAYS that irl?
>>33753553Fine. I'm from Israel.
>>33753547MaleDepends if you want him to yank on it or notPonytail if yes, bun if no imo
Where do I meet clingy gf
>>33752899>I say it all the time - moids need to be outside, moving heavy objects and fixing things. Being inside in front of the computer makes them go nuts.>They're like work dogs that don't get enough enrichment.Agree, men should be warriors and women should be scholars.
>>33753547Why would you pay for that?
>>33753380unless you're not actively providing some value to people, you're invisible. every relationship, either with friends, professionaly or romantically is some sort of exchange.The only person who actually loves you unconditionally is your mom
>>33753549BasedKeep tunneling femanon
>>33753343My girl's friend are all ugly so no
>>33753543"bad at creating social networks" ties directly into the circumstances of industrial civilization inherently discouraging deep social bonds that last for long periods of time. the point was that the dynamics of society and professional culture generally impact social outcomes more strongly than the individual's own efforts. Not to simplify it down to "its hard to make friends" but rather that deeply held social bonds require upkeep and relatively frequent time spent together, which isn't easy for most people.
>>33753518i had to click through the comment train to rememberyeah go for it whatever makes you happy
>>33753559Oh, man, I wanna jump on this comment so much...But it's a question for men.
Genderyou can get 10 million tax free in your hand right now.but you have 48 hours left to livewould you take it?
>>33753574MFuck no
>>33753560That's the thing with psychos, they know not to say the things they're thinking out loud.
>>33753565MaleI wanna be a paladin so I can protect and healOr maybe a cleric by D&D rules cuz they have shieldsEither way it feels criminal that we don't have more easily available combat courses, I have no idea where to learn swordfighting
>>33753574Min a heartbeatgive it to my siblings and parents
>>33753574What a stupid question. lmao
>>33753574donate it all to the most heavily antisemitic organization I can find then goon into another galazy while doing a bunch of cocaine as I go outmale
>>33753561Thank you. Unironically. That's cool, I would eat that, I mean. I think if was to be more common here in America it would be stupidly expensive for what it is though.
>>33753574MaleYeah, I'll just leave half to my mom, and half to my best friend so he can actually move to JapanI might use some of it to get a woman to kill me just so I can die in a way that I want, pretend that a lover has to put me out of my misery
>>33753574How will I go?
>>33753556side ponytail?yes yes>>33753562yank is ok>>33753566it's a hypothethical situation, but it's because it would be a service for me, and to keep him from having sex with me also
>>33753568>The only person who actually loves you unconditionally is your momWhat? I love my kids and all but not unconditionally. That means no rules. That's not how you raise someone.
>>33753589bad mom detected
>>33753565Why are women such healsluts?
>>33753589Put your name on
>>33753589You can enforce rules on those you love tho
>>33753582kinda agree
Women will never understand men. No matter how much they pretend to know everything about us
>>337535472,4,11 are peak.>>33753555Happens when you are older.
>>33753547mliterally just praise me once and i will rotate your entire body into the complex plane using only my pelvis and foot for leverage
>>33753595I am not actually a tripfag. :O
>>33753588silly big-boob headlockfemanon.
>>33753596Not unconditionally.
>>33753559Post the trans moid talking about this
Whats up today?
>>33753600At what age do your balls start randomly bleeding?
>>33753596That's kinda what I mean. A rule is a condition.
>>33753572huh, you might have attention issues anon
>>33753587your choice
>more and more porn sites are starting to require age/ID verification>xVideos is still up but 99% of videos are region-blocked>EroMe just got fucked over too with verification bullshitIs this why I've been getting laid through dating apps more recently? Because porn's getting banned and girls can't find as many videos to goon to?
>>33753615What’s it like living in a third world shithole country
>>33753611If you have high blood pressure or on thinners literally any time into your 30s onwards. Usually 50+ though. The skin and vein burst easily there.
>>33753615>xVideos is still up but 99% of videos are region-blockedFr? How can you tell?
>spent 5 hours hornyposting with moids on discordwhat am I doing with my life
>>33753606Nta this is the one I think of idk if you meant the video though
>>33753615>EroMe just got fucked over toowait what happened?
>>33753620Damn you do this?How was it?
>>33753620did you like any of them?
>>33753622I was talking about the vid
>>33753614I thought about it after I posted and I think regardless of how I go I will have a huge panic attack about 24 hours in, so no this sounds like a shit deal.
>>33753510I don’t think they’re actually good, they have no centres or big D, and their goaltending isn’t proven Don’t trust em, just love Demidov, he’s so perfectly good
femanon be like nanana nanana
>>33753615>EroMe just got fucked over tooLol, I was there yesterday
>>33753618Bitch are you diabetic or what?
>>33753594The sissification spectrum:>a beefy fella who deals melee damage, while taking hits like a champFighter/Warrior/Strength is a choice for very masculine men/chads>a less beefy fella who deals melee/ranged damage, but is too weak/afraid to take hits, so they try to dodge themRogue/Thief/Dexterity is for regular men and tomboys>an even less beefy fella who deals ranged damage, but is too weak/afraid to even get into melee rangeMage/Sorcerer/Intelligence is for regular women and femboys>a cute fella who is not even interested in dealing damage and is more into healing and buffing people to fight for herPriest/Cleric/Faith is for girly girls
>>33753547Damn, every single one of those faces is ugly.What a crappy artstyle.
>>33753628Not yet, but they're going to be annoying soon. Dobson was a very interesting sign, Lane Hutson is great, Demidov is fantastic. Caufield is of course good, and so is Suzuki. They are missing an elite 1C but they have a ton of young talent.
>>33753618I've never heard of that before, and I'm 40. You might want to get checked.
>>33753615this hasnt happened for me where tf do u live
>>33753594It's our natural caring maternal instinct, you fucking asshole.
Women would you do this?
>>33753612So you stop lovimg them if they break a rule like take a cookie out the jar without permission?>>33753618What the fuck!!!???Pls tell how to keep blood pressure low
>>33753633>tfw no tomboy rogue gf
>>33753642No, it looks like shit.
>>33753626This was the best source I could find idk where to find the originalhttps://youtu.be/DUXslDzeYGg?si=hMGV1RrwFGWlrYi4Love to see the men in the comments telling him to suck it up or laughing, completely missing the point
if i couldn't access drawn porn i don't know how long i could survive by going psycho and drawing myself, i don't want to think about it, i'm no match for actual nuns
>>33753618this anon is doing my favorite bit, make up subtle but accurate sounding false hoods to try and damage the zeitgeist, well done
>>33753624>>33753625>How was it?It was cringe and I'm ashamed I did it. I will do it again though>did you like any of them?No, I don't like perverts hornyposting on discord
Anyone else miss that golden age of analog horror?
>>33753648I hate gen x so much it's unreal
>>33753632No, just high blood pressure causes me to get varicocele but I have also had angiokeratomas from swamp ass when working as a storm response for georgia power.New fear.
>>33753650>my favorite bitWhy would you call him out like that?
>>33753649have you considered leaning into being a fake nun or perhaps not being a nun at all
>>33753384thank you!!! and sorry for late reply, i had to eat etc. and this is very helpful actually.>the goal is to get as close to hurting someone's feelings without actually hurting them; this means you have their boundaries on your mind and you are trying to toe that line.i have basically zero practice and have just observed others but i think this made it click for me.
>>33753651Was it like roleplay or just random dirty talk?If the former what scenarios?
>>33753647>it looks like shit.have some joy in your life. Stop being so angsty all the time, ms. contrarian oh my god
>>33753638We’ll see. As for the buds, I have no expectations for their season. They could easily miss playoffs, and I don’t like watching defensive trap hockey with a team that’s not built for it so I’ll probably be pretty casual. Who’s your team?
>>33753651Did you coom?
>>33753589That's retarded.My parents didn't stop loving me when I misbehaved. They taught me expectations, they corrected my behaviors, they punished me if I did something worthy of punishment, but I never for a single moment doubted they had nothing but love for me. They had rules for me because they loved me and wanted me to be raised right.I can't imagine my parents not loving me because I broke a rule.
>>33753659It wasn't roleplay but it did include raceplay
>>33753660She's right. And you shouldn't ask if "yes" is the only response you'll take.
>>33753665UH OH.What races?
>>33753656Anon probably actually believes it isn't real, which makes sense since it's such an underreported medical condition
>>33753548squab is served as fancy food in London/UK, but it is also traditional in France and in the Mediterranean basin, and probably also other countries>>33753561please don't impersonate me like that>>33753584pretty sure it's actually eaten in the US, at least among immigrant communities, you'd probably find it as a specialty butcher ,it's not special btw, just pleasant morsels of dark meat
>>33753651This is so sad, can we get you a bf
>>33753656It isn't a bit, its varicocele or angiokeratoma usually.https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC2579622/
>>33753658of course, i didnt state this but remember its all playful, otherwise you're just being a dick lmao. generally there is rapport first; if you just start with people you don't know, then things will turn ugly fast.
>>33753470How can you be sure that's not because YOUR standards are too high?
>>33753594I've been cursed to always be the omnibenevolent martyr
>>33753667Nta she's not right, it looks cool
>spend hours modding and creating a new character in BG3>start game>drop it in 5 minutesI sort of regret doing all the content in the first playthrough
>>33753680I haven't even started it.
>>33753680I regret trying to play it. It's so sluggish and cumbersome and dull.
>>33753663Multiple times>>33753668I'm black, they were white and latino
>>33753651>No, I don't like perverts hornyposting on discordHow high were their erotic science skills? Did they understand the basics or incels?
>>33753643In the context of a parent and child, my love for them is based on their behavior. If he steals a cookie and I let him get away with that, what's to say he won't keep trying bigger and bigger things? That's bad parenting. Kid's gotta learn that actions have consequences.
>>33753680If you saved the grove you can choose to raid it instead
>>33753662I'd rather not be specific, but West coast. You guys were pretty good last year, you shouldn't be that negative.
>>33753684Is this Jh?
>>33753673yeah ik but since i'm usually way too nice and always overly polite i figured i have to push myself at least a bit because otherwise i can't try to banter at all.>if you just start with people you don't know, then things will turn ugly fastand yeah good point lol.
can't tell if i'm excited or apprehensive for the near future
>>33753643Ok tbf I don't know if it is meds or the plood pressure but both benign vessel burst around the balls that can happen have numerous reasons they can occur and I am no doctor but I definitely have had both in my 20s.
>>33753690No
>>33753686You sound abusive. Your love for them should not be based on their behavior, your love for them should be unconditional. You can give consequences to bad behavior and still love them just the same. Loving someone does not mean letting them get away with everything.
>>33753633>cleric heals me because I feel better when I look at her
>>33753689>pretty goodI just have no faith in a run back. Florida losing Barkov doesn’t slow down Tampa or Montreal, who tf knows what Boston is. I guess I’m real doom and gloom and taking the breakup hard lol. I hope you’re a Vegas fan so you can enjoy him, glad he’s gone but sad he left. I actually cried when he signed with Vegas hahaha
>>33753651>i dont like hornyposting cumbrains that do raceplay on discord>when I myself do exactly what they donever related to a woman in this way before ngl
>>33753693Well now Im worried. I'm late 30s and have high bp
>>33753684>Multiple timesHot. It would've been a bummer if you spent 5 hours without a reward.
>>33753682You should>>33753683No patience? It's like a book, it takes a while to take off>>33753688I'm too goody goody I felt horrible when I started doing that and stopped playing, I'm hardwired to save people
>>33753691final tip: bantering may not be for you. its fine if you want to lean into it but it's also fine to be the heart of your people too, i encourage you PLEASE embrace what'll make you happy
>>33753643nta yes, but there's the understanding that I'll love you again when you stop stealing cookies. WIth unconditional love there is no boundaries and the kid may misunderstand it as approval of everything they do and the kid may grow up expecting the same in any relationship they get into.
>>33753680I didn't like it even though I loved divinity
>>33753637very sensitive anon, never let anyone put you in a headlock>>33753633i'm paladin (i'm also protecting the previous anon)
Do you guys think Frankenstein's Monster would fuck up a werewolf? I think he would body slam the shit out of it with his retard strength.
>>33753565>>33753594>>33753633>Poor women we have to heal everythinghttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=D2uvOx9n5dA
>>33753708that is not quite how that works,
>>33753694Ah so just another freaky black woman.Good to know.Let us know how the next session goes.
>>33753657>leaning into being a fake nunwhat do you mean with that
>>33753699They lost Barkov and Tkachuk. And Bob is what, 37 now?It's going to be tough. They're a fantastic team, but injuries and playing basically 3 straight years of hockey will do things to you.Understandable honstly, I ugly cried when my emotional support player left and he was mediocre af. Did you cry because he left or because he signed in Vegas? lol
Fs of ATOGA, why not go into porn and become a millionaire by 30?
>>33753667>And you shouldn't ask if "yes" is the only response you'll takeIts not about that. Its about the trend of femanons that just feel the need to respond with snarky negative responses to everything. Its so old
>>33753643I love my bf but certainly not unconditionally. He can't go around cheating on me or anything. The family is where you learn this kind of behaviour.
>>33753705well i guess i just sort of want to be able to respond when people do it to me instead of wanting to banter back but having no idea where to start or what to say. and ty again!
I like black woman.Especially the loud ones with an attitude.
>>33753717man with no morals or dignity or dreams or social life
>>33753718>Its about the trend of femanons that just feel the need to respond with snarky negative responses to everything. Its so oldWell now they're going to double down on it. Thanks bro.
>>33753589>>33753708NtaMaybe I'm nitpicking but I think there's a misunderstanding here. Unconditional love doesn't mean you always show affection, you can still withhold the affection and punish your child for breaking rules and doing bad things, but when you do that you still love them right? If anything you do it because you love them, don't you?
>>33753722Me too
>>33753715hmmmm let me run a few calculations
>>33753722same but they dont like me, only girls i can get to talk to me are ABGs at the college campus im at.
>>33753717i'd rather die in a ditch ngl. i have no respect for men who think like whores either.
>>33753729this must be very serious...
>>33753702Just worry when you have hard lumps on the skin or something akin to testicular torsion like feeling in your balls. Both usually go away but one is worse than the other and one can get miss a diagnoses as benign instead of cancer. Angiokeratoma and Varicocele. If you do a lot of work sitting in one spot for hours you also are at risk for both.
>>33753717I don't want my body to be shared with men I do not love - the idea of having sex with a stranger disgusts me, and the idea of having random men masturbate to me makes me gag. Plus, I can't imagine many men would be happy knowing the mother of their children fucked men for cash and there's ton of evidence for anyone to see. I can make money, but I can't in good conscience ruin my sense of self and my love life.
>>33753633>Mage/Sorcerer/Intelligence is for regular women and femboysNerds are kinda feminine, I guess
>>33753711The werewolf would win due to endurance alone if not enhanced strength as well. Frankenstein's monster has no silver, unless you gave him a weapon
>>33753680Take a break. Play something else. Or go outside and touch grass.
>>33753704It just feels like ass to play. You try to move into attack range, find out you're a hair too short, and then waste a turn picking your nose as the enemy smacks you around. It's not strategic and thoughtful, it's just clunky and awkward.
>>33753734Based
Imagine the hatesex
When did the men in /atoga/ first start having sex with their daughters? Hopefully their daughters were above the age of consent when you started having incest with them. And hopefully it was consensual incest. Right? Riiiight?
Femanons did you know this?
>>33753712He's such a pussy for crying
>>33753733>If you do a lot of work sitting in one spot for hours you also are at risk for both.
>>33753714I feel like I'm ruining the reputation of black women here
>>33753589Unconditonal love does not mean "no rules." It does not mean letting everything slide. That's not love, it's permissiveness.
>>33753711In the book the monster was very intelligent, in addition to strong. So yeah, probably. Depending in the werewolf.
>>33753734what if your bf posted your selfie for tribute?
>>33753744I just gagged
>>33753743Go away, Pablo.
>>33753732it's extremely serious, you're talking to an eldritch retard horror and taking psychic damage as a result
Is anally masturbating with the sharp end of a cedar wood pencil something that you consider enjoyable to do?
>>33753730>ABSs at the college campus im at.ME TOO, why is that? I guess the nerd aesthetic attracts them
>>33753717ever since I learned what sex was I knew I only wanted one man to have me if it’s in my destiny to meet someone. If it’s not I want my body for myself. It’s never bothered me before and keeping my virginity makes me feel empowered. If I meet the love of my life I want to gift him my body that’s never been shared with anyone.
>>33753737I've been playing other games, I just got the urge to play again but then remembered how slow to start it isI think I just want to actually play D&D but have no friends>>33753738But you can literally tell before you even move if you have the movement required to get within melee range, and you also have ranged options for when that isn't possible. If you pay attention to resources you can see that
>>33753751I don't take selfies, and he wouldn't.
>>33753756because they're whores - high value women with intelligence want nothing to do with me, generally speaking.
>>33753756Lol, no. They like bbc
>>33753749If Frankenstein's Monster was so intelligent, why was he an incel?
>>33753734this is why no man will ever love me and i will be alone forever
>>33753711Just show that bitch some fire.
>>33753755can't say I tried that
>>33753742I love the idea that the tank is so completely unbothered by their own pain and suffering that they're still happy and excitable
>>33753754i thought you were preparing an elaborate scheme to suggest a new strategy to me...
>>33753765Because you do porn?
>>33753716I cried because he left. He was the heartbeat of our team, more than Matts. Sad that it went the way it did, and all the blown opportunities. I watched the first period of their last game against Detroit and Matthews looked lost af at 5on5. We’ll see how it goes I guess. I’m really jaded on this core to be honest
>>33753758Idealistic, but based, good luck>>33753465
>>33753717Believe me, I've tried. The audition process for adult film is very, very competitive. Few people actually make the cut.
>>33753744my pussy tastes like cake
>>33753765it doesn’t bother me
>>33753752oh i'll give you something to gag on
>>33753758Also based
>>33753758Can you be my pigeon bride?
Tiffany lamp of lava lamp?
>>33753762please leave cuck fantasies at the door, thank you
>>33753765I'd still love you if we were compatible
>>33753764Honestly, I don't quite remember. Something about being frightening despite being quite handsome. Also daddy issues.
>>33753775C-can I try?
menof atogawhy is it so hard for you to imagine female virginscan you imagine being the gender that has to take something inside of them
>>33753779NTAThat's such a hot sentiment. I'd love to end or interrupt a conversation with a woman that way.
Men, why is it that you can't get pussy you go in disguise to nursing homes and sodomize the anuses of crippled old men with dementia?
>>33753790I cannot, it seems very strange
>>33753792I adore you
>>33753770i am, you're witnessing the preparations
since we're on the topic of sex, unironically females ITT how small can a guy's cock be before it starts to be a serious issue for you? never had this problem myself but the amount of men who obsess over it makes me wonder if the insecurity is truly commensurate with the actual reality of the situation.
menof yes>>33753796i await
>>33753790I imagine very few of them exist, mostly because it's easier for women to get into a relationship or get sex in general>can you imagine being the gender that has to take something inside of themI wish, I'm into pegging tho
>>33753774What's it like?
>>33753790MI mean, I don't want to fuck men either, dunno how women put up with that faggy shit
>>33753791thanks for letting me know this information
>>33753781if we knew eachother irl and got along yes maybe i was meant to be a pigeon
>>33753790The overwhelming majority of men would turn into the town bicycle for women if they had the chance. Women constantly have the chance to turn into the town bicycle whenever they want.
Should’ve kissed you anyway…Swifties I’m crying
Why does my therapist tell me this scenario was abuse? When I was at an all boys' school growing up, one time my music teacher stuck his hands down my pants and started fiddling with my cock and balls. the other boys in the class just giggled and laughed. Me, I thought was fun.But my therapist tells me this was molestation and I should be traumatized by it? Why? Because I'm really not traumatized by it. I still to this day think it was a quirky and funny experience.
>>33753772I'm sorry, leafanon. Marner is a treat to watch, I am a slut for two way forwards and he's been one of my favorite players around the league. Have not watched a lot of the preseason for the leafs, but I'm sure they will figure it out. They're a good team, even if I enjoy making fun of them. Maybe you'll sign McDavid and free us out west from the Edmonton Oilers threat lol
>>33753790maleim ngl i always imagined it felt really nice and would want to try it if given the chance to do so at least once in my life. would never admit that fact out loud of course but yeah the idea of it fascinates me deeply.
>>33753747Oh JH already did that, don’t worry
>>33753802Anytime.
>>33753758>>33753734What's with all the tradcucks lately?
>>33752939So, are you romancing your wife?
>>33753798okay study more scripture and also go psychocreate your own unique porn genre starring you that only you consume. this is a rought draft, what do you think
>>33753803>>33753781Do you think a zoophilic mad scientist has ever genetically modified his own sperm with pigeon sperm and then tried to fuck and inseminate a pigeon to create pigeon-human hybrid babies?
>>33753804Women are also often shy, neurotic, and perpetually afraid of men. Female virgins are surprisingly common when you compare reality with what men say.
>>33753812>trad>lately
Why do women get off on watching dogs fuck and have dog orgies at the dog park? The last time I went to the dog park I saw at least three different women masturbating while they watched their dogs and other people's dogs mate.
>>33753816>Women are also often shy, neurotic, and perpetually afraid of men.Fair enough.
>>33753803Are you more of a rural or city person?I have a city person job, but at heart I'm a rural boy, I hate cities.But if I were to live in a city anyway, I'd much prefer huge city like NYC because there's more opportunities there.But ideally I'd like to live on a piece of land where neighbours aren't in sight.
>>33753805I asked and I probably should not
Why are women incapable of doing this?
>>33753816I'm not disagreeing, I'm just explaining the mentality.
>>33753727Well, I guess. I mean, the love is still there, the kid may just feel that it's reduced.Unconditional love, by definition, is love without conditions or limits. If you truly love someone unconditionally, that love isn’t dependent on their behavior or mistakes, it remains constant and unwavering. With conditional love it is. Showing affection is the expression of that love. So if your love is truly unconditional you SHOULD consistently be showing support, even when the kid makes mistakes or disappoints you. Withholding affection, even just a tiny bit, sends a message that your love is conditional, that it depends on how the person acts or what they do.
Girls, would you be mad if the guy you were just casually fucking told you he was in love with you?
>>33753817Anon, even though "trad" is short for traditional it's a reconstructed vision of what "traditional" actually is. Most "trad" culture people are trying to pull of some Year of Living Biblically Shit where they aim for impossible to replicate versions of an ideal past that didn't really exist the way they think it did.
>>33753822They are, just not for you.
>>33753790it's not really that hard for me to, but i guess people get so wrapped up in dumb ideas that they can't defend against them and then they're feelin like they gotta fuck and do stuff. i assume all women aren't virgins because it simply demands a weird amount of isolation that just seems unlikely (depending on context ofc)are YOU a virgin, anon?
>>33753730>ABGswhat does this mean
>>33753807He has that cerebral skill edge, but for defense too. Was so good at finding creative little outlets on the PK, that’s the biggest area where the Leafs miss him. Part of what makes them boring now is no one with the creativity. The Patrick Kane mould. McDavid would be a nice compensation though lmao, plus I hate the Oilers. Too bad Draisaitl is locked up, he’s one of my favourites too, what a warrior. You do any fantasy?
WomenHugs and cuddles?
>>33753822Because (you) are not worthy or it.
>>33753736>enduranceWerewolves go away when the full moon isn't out, right? That's seems like a bit of a nerf.
>>33753829>just not for youhow is that relevant?
>>33753814but i can't feed solely on my own imagination and i'm not strong enough to get completely rid of my sexual desires either, if something like that became a reality for me it will not end in a good way...
>>33753790Hope for the betterPrepare for the worse
>>33753831asian blonde girls
>>33753791There's a girl I can do this to. She fucking loves sucking dick. We kind of had a Disney style "believe in yourself" mentorship thing going on with dick sucking so I think we have a special fellatory connection.
>>33753836Again, what does this have to do with me?
>>33753762>Lol, no. They like bbcKeep lying to yourself
>>33753833Pwease*puppydog eyes
>>33753839have you thought about not being a nun then? you could just goon to pr0n on your computer. why be a nun at all, seems kinda sad to demand a life of loneliness
>>33753843NTA. You said women are incapable of it.
>>33753831>>33753841It means asian baby girl, not blonde
>>33753841Oh shitWe don't have thoseApparently it means Asian babygirl or smth tho and we don't have those eitherThe only Asian girls who like me are actual Chinese girls
>>33753846Ok*hugs and cuddles*
>>33753790You're gonna laugh but the only frame of reference I have is going to the dentist.
>>33753846if you did this to me, you would get a swift lick across the face, broad-tongued
>>33753830yeah but i am able to maintain my sanity thanks to some nsfw stuff
Is anyone here old enough to remember watching The Reppies growing up?
>>33753844I didn't say anything about Black women
>>33753838Because your question is based on a false premise?Tons of women are doing that.Just not for you. And many of them are doing it for the same 10 guys in your city.
>>33753842I'm envious.
>>33753790Because some men genuinely are unfuckably hideous. Most men who think "virgin" = this group. When they see women who are not horrifying to look at claim this, they immediately pass it off as dishonest because many men associate attractiveness with an ability to mate and succeed sexually with the opposite gender.
>>33753804>The overwhelming majority of men would turn into the town bicycle for women if they had the chance.Excuse me? The same gender that is afraid of seeming gay for wearing a pink shirt?
>>33753856and we love you for it
Women, have you ever cut off a man's johnson?
>>33753865You should be. It's taken me a fucking long time to meet a girl like her
>>33753850
>>33752806M or FThoughts on cheerleaders?
I am so heckin excited
atogshould i buy this watchi'm kind of in love with it
>>33753866The most seemingly "unfuckably hideous" women that I knew had a large harem of male consorts at her beck and call to fuck her whenever she wished. It probably helped that she was a computer science major and most guys she fucked were in her program or in her field of study and work.
>>33753875F I can respect the hussle. No homo but women do be pretty.
>>33753877why
>>33753879okay i get ur point but be honest with me would YOU want to fuck the average compsci major
>>33753710Good luck trying to get my head!
>>33753878yeah sure>>33753875f very very cute!
>>33753832I hate Draisaitl, but it's mostly because he scores a billion goals every time he plays against my team. It truly is disgusting that a shit team like the Oilers gets to have both him and McDavid. If you get McDavid out of the west, you'll make me a happy lady and I'll cheer for you.I was thinking of starting fantasy this year but the last few weeks have been utter shit, I have not had any energy to set it up. Plus my friends play in a dynasty league so that's not really viable lolDo you do fantasy? :)
>>33753874>Nigga sends a screenshot of GeminiLol okay buddy
>>33753875MWe need some kind of orcish version of this for actual football matches. Something to lead the chants. I'm thinking war drums, hakka, everything. Like pic rel but a bad bitch
>>33753878No. Being in love with a watch is stupid, and watch nerds are dumb.
>>33753875F. They're cute!
Women, what is your version of watching sports? Like, some pop culture thing that you invest a lot of time into?
>>33753875MReally not a fan of this genre of white women, personally
good dancers always have small boobies
>>33753742>a monthShe probably made him lick her menstruating pussy to keep herself clean and to ease her pent-up anger
>>33753812>all it takes to be trad is to not be a literal prostitute
you ever suddenly get struck with paralyzing vibes
>>33753898Yes, that's called my foot falling asleep
>>33753893I watch sports. Really love hockey, watch at least 200 games a year.
>>33753898xanex
>>33753894...I have never seen a black cheerleader.
Why are you who think you are princesses and knights of the castle so addicted to bad medicine which keeps you from the fight and at night you fuck in orgies filled with shit and literal porstitut4es eat shit and why oh why are the clowns getting high, I fucking hate clowns, but they are insane, like an insane clown posse, an insane clown gang. Gang Gang! Gang stalking, gang rape, RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE, what is wrong with you fuckers, fucking fucks?
did you get someone pregnant?
>>33753893Hey, I watch some sports. But it's not traditonally manly sports. Swimming and stuff like that.
>>33753893>Women, what is your version of watching sports?The woke oppression olympics.
>>33753895HEY!What's your point though?
>>33753905what is going on here
no, not quite pregnant. hard to explain. like i made some benign choice, but it's going to be the proximate cause for something awful. what the fuck have i done???
>>33753873What's the age difference?
i would be interested to live the life of a woman for a day or two just to get a feel for the psychological differences we have and see how different things evoke different feelings in another persons brain.
>>33753906All of America.
>>33753910nothing just sulking about how i would look stupid as a cheerleader
>>33753913She's 24, I'm 27
>>33753906Not someone but something
>>33753912awful how?
>>33753893I watch baseball
>>33753917is that a typo? did you mean>i would look stupid as a stupidleaderor>i would look cheer as a cheerleaderim confused
>>33753918Neat
>>33753917Nah girl. We need more big boobie cheerleaders. Shake those thangs, jiggle em
>>33753914If you were a woman, you would not retain anything of you and wouldn't be able to tell the difference. You would literally have to be a tranny, and even then you would come only kinda sorta close. That's why these scenarios are stupid.
>>33753917i like black cheetleading uniforms
>>33753875FI was cheerleader in college. It was really fun
>>33753886>a shit team like the Oilers Cheers to that, I fucking can’t stand em eitherNo fantasy. I used to play the ESPN one but I fell out of the groove. I might start gambling on games, get a little tingle when I watch a shit team like Chicago piss on us. Another team I’m keeping an eye on is the Devils. One year they won’t get horrible injury troubles and win a cup, quote this
>>33753917I think I've seen some busty salsa dancers
>>33753917Oh...You'd attract a lot of guys though.
>>33753867Yes? Men would sleep with countless dozens of women if they had the opportunity.
>>33753917you'd certainly succeedjust not in a way I imagine you'd prefer
>>33753931Did you bounce on any players?
>>33753923my brain just melted reading this>>33753927it's okay, this is why i never run either and why i will likely die before turning 40 years old
>>33753908That is the olympics for 4chan males.
>>33753925I'm hypersexual so I've spent my entire adult life with girls who, at some point, have to say "not right now, sorry baby", which is obviously completely fine and understandable. But. This girl is also hypersexual. At no point does she say no. I don't even need to ask any more. I can just do it. I can wake her up with dick in the middle of the night and I can do it again in the morning. It's surreal. I genuinely love her but the sex is so good it's making me second guess whether I just want to lock down that sexThanks for reading, I won't blogpost any more
Is it true that all american presidents are related?
>>33753920i dont know. um. you ever try to run for something thats like moving and you think you can get it but then you realize you aren't going to? it's like that. but it's something in the future, and it is running faster than i can get it
>>33753867Not literally becoming a woman and getting fucked. He means just getting laid easily and having lots of promiscuous sex.>>33753944to israel, maybe
>>33753944All but one, yes.
>>33753927nta I unironically was a cheerleader in college for a bit and I'm kinda... blessed... and I legit got a parent complaining about me once. Was really awkward and made me quit.
Why do women hate men?
>>33753939No. What?
>>33753941>my brain just melted reading thisglad i could help
>>33753949everyone hates everyone nowadays anon, people just dont behave with forgiveness and civility or goodwill
>>33753890im not a watch nerd i just think it looks great and i've been meaning to use more accessories when dressing to dress a bit better
>>33753948that is pretty funny
How can we convince women to get the catgirl procedures that are coming in the near future?
>>33753948Would you put on a cheerleader outfit if a bf asked?
>>33753881>>33753885>>33753891Femanons are gay for cheerleaders, sheesh.
>>33753957F Who NEEDS a watch nowadays if not to show off how well off they are with a Rolex or something like that? That just looks like any old thing you can get at Walmart.
>>33753950That means sex
>>33753962duhh, i have two.
>>33753717I did streaming and softcore, never had sex and never had to be close to a guy. Now I’m looking for a house to buy
>>33753959I DIDN'T THINK SO AT THE TIME!
>>33753948Karens are so annoying, man.
>>33753966Okay. I’m a virgin
>>33753948i'll beat those old people up!!
>>33753962Yes.
>>33753968Streaming as in camgirl stuff?
>>33753941Are your boobs really this out of control>>33753967fucking… awesome…Thank you for the mental image
>>33753932Yes, yes. The classic "win game if we win, win money if we lose" strategy. Respectable. I'm too risk adverse for gambling, but I understand it.It'd be nice to see the devils win something. As a 2 way forward slut I adore Hischier, and they have a lot of talent on the team. They improved their goaltending too last season but Jack Hughes injury really fucked them up. Maybe they can snag the 3rd brother out of Vancouver and put themselves over the edge.If you find a fun fantasy league link it, maybe I'll join.
>>33753975That wasn't on my bingo card
>>33753976i feel like you would be a fun person to hang out with in public. i get the impression you're a repressed clown and with enough encouragement could be yoinked out of your shell
>>33753970What about now? I am just imagining someone being like "her tits are too big this shoudn't be allowed" or something like that
>>33753978The streaming was vlog type, making food, trying on clothes, playing vidya, talking about my day and talking to guys about their day. Nice cozy hours
>>33753941What's your bra size?
>>33753982Did you play sports and had a lot of sex with cheerleaders or something?
>>33753993Sounds comfy. Were the guys weird?
>>33753338TRVKE
>>33753991Oh, I can appreciate the ridiculousness of it now but I'm more ashamed of myself for giving up against some pearl clutcher.
>>33753995Only one
>>33753997>A man forgives,>a woman lies.
>>33753979>Are your boobs really this out of controlisn't that common knowledge.. i am very busty and also skinny so it's really not the best combo for certain movements, not a lot i can do if i want to maintain the ability to breathe also but these months i'm going to get delusional again and look for something that will work for me>>33753994ptsd question
>>33753996No, most were regular guys busy with work or school and wanted to feel social. Some weird and creepy of course, but overall a positive experience
>>33753997>>33754002S(he's) br(ok)en because s(he) be(lie)ve(d)
>>33754001What sport did you play?
>>33754009Football (in high school)
>>33754005>common knowledgeProbably, I just like big boob talk.And I hope you find something that works, I don’t want you to stop breathing!!(Unless you want to in a headlock)
>>33754005>ptsd questionI'm terribly sorry
>>33754007Shit, that's deep
>>33754005nta have you considered booth babe?
>>33754012The one where you get brain damage or the good one?
>>33754018Yes
>>33754015it's okay sorry it's mostly just a joke but aside that i wouldn't say it because i feel like it's too personal>>33754014i got caught again.. thank you tho>>33754017uh no i'm not someone like that, but my sister was a model for some time i guess
>>33753997>Well, I don't know which way the wind is blowing>And I don't know which way I'll be going>So I raise up my hand and I try to make a plan>But I don't understand what it takes... to be a BETTER MAN>TO BE A BETTER MAN>TO BE A BETTER MAN>TO BE A BETTER MAN>TO BE A BETTER MAN>TO BE A BETTER MAN
>>33754017NTA. I don't think those exist anymore. Cosplay might be a better option.
>>33754021A "model"?
>>33753997What did Oda mean by that?
>>33754021>thank you thowelcome!
>>33754029yeah for some clothing and wedding gowns
girlsIs it that big of a deal if a man who’s 30+ doesn’t know what he likes sexually? He’s a sexually inexperienced guy
>>33754035No, I'd be happy to learn with him.
>>33754022/v/tards are literally the most mindbroken group I've ever seen in my life.
>>33754037How old are you and how experienced are you
>>33754038That so?>>33753416
>>33754035Women are really going to have to get used to their 'husband material' guys not having relationship experience. And they'll have nobody to blame but themselves.
ok atoga i'm going to work now, i have a thing in the oven can you take it out an hour from now? thabks
>>33754024They still exist. The dress code is just way less sexual and it's more professional overall. Less about eye candy, more about demoing the product. I've done it a bit, haven't personally had bad experience.
>>33754037Nta, is there an age where that starts to matter? 35, 40, 50?
>>33754038I like their shitposting, though
>>33754022>I've had recurring nightmares that I was loved for who I amAnd missed the opportunity to be a better man
>>33754035I don’t care I’m inexperienced too. I might be 30+ one day too
>>3375403932, and fairly. I never slept around but had a lot of sex in my relationship.>>33754044No. If you love someone, it does not matter.
WomenIs this figure too feminine?>>>/fit/76689151
>>33754043nta but sorry if i replied like that, i don't think anything bad about women who do that, i just meant that i don't like to put attention to my self like that personally, nothing bad
>>33754041And we'll have to get used to women with ample experience...
>>33754053I refuse lole
>>33754046So true, my man, so true
>>33754042i'll go in the oven
>>33754048a man can start having sex for the first time at 50? More than likely he has ED by then and low T. Most 50 year old men do.
>>33754052You're fine, didn't come off like that. :)
>>33754038NTA. I've never even played the game, but it's a funny meme.
>>33754061He can start having sex at 90 if his body allows him to.
>>33754062>>33754052You two should kiss just to make sure
>>33754050Nah it’s fine
>>33754052>>33754062Get a room, you two. :)
>>33754065What would be the point? It sounds pathetic for a man to have lived him prime sexual years sexless, and then start having sex when his dick doesn’t even work properly, and he is low T and has decreased sensitivity.
>>33754070To have sex with someone you love and cherish? Sex is not a competition with other men, it's intimacy with your woman.
>>3375350628m handholdless virgin reporting
>>33754052>>33754062Pathetic apologetic vomit-inducing foid hands
Moids itt are:>retards>incels or fuckboys or both>idiots>perverts>drunkards>fanboys of online grifters>substance abusers>sexual abusers>fools>louts>primitivesand they consider all the abovementioned things a win
>>33754076That's not true.I don't like being those things.
>>33754076There are now three male anons I like who post ITT. I think this is the highest levels of okay men we've reached since 2020.
>>33754076And yet you are here, in this thread, your cells desire our communion:^)
>>33754076>incels>pervertsGot me on these only. I also don't consider them a win.
>>33754071It would be very emasculating for a grown 50 year old man to have to learn how to have sex. Think about it, this grown 50 man is at the same skill level sexually as the average 15 year old. It would be better for him to just stay celibate at that point and not know what he missed
>>33754076>incels or fuckboys or bothor both?
>>33754075what is this reaction???
>>33754041>he thinks he's husband materialLMAO
>>33754076Don't forget>madly in love
>>33754086
>>33754075Oh, yeh, basic civility, can't have that here...
>>33754084It is senseless to deprive yourself of intimacy, happiness and love because of insecurity.
>>33754076>>incels or fuckboys or bothThat's not how that works, you silly troll.
>>33754088>>madly in loveYeah, some of you are. With BPDemons.
i'm not always very good at this. sorry.
>>33754042*turns off oven*
>>33754091He will feel resentment for not having sex when he was younger, when his cock worked properly
>>33754076I'm just a silly guy :P
>>33754096>if I can't have the best, I'd rather not have it at allOkay. Hopefully other men don't think like you and can enjoy their lives.
>>33754091Sometimes it's just you protecting yourself. If you know you're not in a good place mentally, for example (like a 50 year old virgin might be), forcing a relationship can make things worse. It's smarter to work on yourself first than to drag someone else into your mess.
>>33752806women, here put these on.you like them? they look cute on you.ahh, you're so pretty...
>>33753941>this is why i never run eitherSo you fooled me when you said you were going to easily outrun me and my long legs... I knew it!
>>33754102cute, where can i purchase these to wear for chadlet?
>>33754102nag but these are sick
>>33754102Yeah they are pretty
>>33754091Have you ever been abused? If you haven't that would explain why you'd make that statement.
>>33754101Of course forcing yourself to be in a relationship you don't want to be in makes no sense. I do not think you have to be perfect, tho, it's perfectly fine to work on yourself while in a relaitonship with the support of a partner. If you find a person you love and want to be with them, not dating them because you didn't have sex in high school is silly.
>>33754090we shall defeat the weak>>33754103it was mostly a matter of space... but yeah i was kinda lying, i really can't run at all
>>33754097>I'm just a silly guy :PThose who say things like that are usually the most untrustworthy ones
>>33752822>how do i become a pet girl (furry) https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1759399256976852.webm
i am living the goonette dream, anons
>>33754112how?
>>33754107Nope. But a difficult past does not make depriving yourself of a happy future more reasonable.
>>33753944Statistically, all people are at least 50th cousins of each other
>>33754108>you didn't have sex in high school is sillyTry a man’s 20s and 30s, his peak sexual prime, when he can get rock hard instant boners, and had endless stamina. To being a 50 year old who had to take pills to get a boner, low stamina, and has decreased penile sensitivity due to aging
>>33754112cow?
>>33754114>>33754117She's a blatinx woman dating two SS officers
>>33754071You don't have an inner voice because you're a woman, but men tend to judge themselves against their circumstances. They don't solely judge themselves off other people like women do>>33754076>oooh why isn't mr. perfect normalfag on my 4channel board??I know this place is pretty much Twitter Mk.2 nowadays, but what are you expecting?
>>33754102But when **I** dress like a wizard it's lame... the double standard is real.
>>33754122that person is too complicated to me so i never ask things but i will never understand what is making some people use certain terms
>>33754112>too busy gooningalright then, keep your secrets
STATE GENDER ARE YOU ITALIAN? I AM.
>>33754109I'll piggyback you in that case.
FoidsIf you were held at gunpoint to choose one of our moids for babymaking sex, what would you choose?
>>33754119It doesn't change the concept. Deprive yourself of 30 years of happiness with a woman who loves you because you didn't have sex at 25 is stupid.>>33754123>men tend to judge themselves against their circumstancesWhat does that even mean?
>>33754129We already got too many Mediterraneans here...
>>33754129MNo. I think I've got Welsh ancestry or something. Not sure though. Might be vampire with how pale I am.
>>33754131I'd rather die than have a child with a random man.
>>33754058Based KINGtos the BETTERman
>>33754131easy
>>33754131someone who knows the difference between missionary and mating press but they should keep me at gunpoint also
>>33754132most 50 years old rarely have sex. Most people 60+ don’t have sex at all. So, in reality he’d only have low quality sex a few times before it’s over
>>33754141>Most people 60+ don’t have sex at all.oh man anon you have no idea
>>33754141So what? The majority of 50 and 60 year olds are sexually active. Even if that's the case, sex still is not all there is in life. He can have a meaningful, happy relationship with a woman who loves him. Why deprive himself of that?
>>33754112did you get sent a nut video recently
>>33754144>you have no ideaYou don’t.
>>33754133>>33754134GET A LOADA THESE FUCKIN GUYS! FORGET ABOUT IT.
>>33754141Nta but I used to do virtual security for a retirement home and they had a massive problem with prostitution because their residents are so hornyMost ambulance calls were also believed to be due to residents having sex
>>33754135this. only a man i love will have my children and i his fuck giving a random children
>>33754152Eyyyyy whoooaaaa wanna fight about it?
>>33754115I see where you're coming from but this comes off as harmful and just downright dismissive for a few reasons to me. Healing from abuse takes time. It's a survival instinct. Trauma reshapes how people trust and feel safe or even just understand love as a concept. It may just be me but I'm getting a subtle suggestion that it's my own fault for isolation or unhappiness instead of acknowledging the real emotional damage that did happen. Moving forward isn’t just about deciding to be happy. It takes work, not just optimism. Victims don’t need to be rushed into love or intimacy to “prove” they’re healing. What they need is space, respect and understanding. Not judgment masked as advice. Saying things like that may sound motivational but to someone recovering from abuse they can feel like guilt trips.
>>33754154>>33754135i agree but it's funny to sillypost sometimes
>>33754076I don't consider anything I am a winI want to be better it's just so hard to find the motivation because I don't care about myself
>>33754159>I want to be betterMy man
>>33754131Exhib so my daughter might come out as an eldritch goddess
>>33754159>I want to be better> I don't care about myself
>>33754162MKG hands
>>33754162Wouldn't that be more determined by the mother than the father?
>>33753717I do OF but I don’t make that much
>>33754162how are there so many eldritch creatures and mediterraneans and montenegrins here
I don't know what to cook for the weekend.Maybe make some wraps.
>>33754131>our moidsfoids here think they own me
>>33754163I want to be better so I can find someone to loveI do not care about myself but I would do it for someone else
>>33754153>retirement homeYou’re talking about people who have dementia and don’t know what century they are in. Non functional human beings who can’t take care of themselves
>>33754172I wasn't talking about you though
>>33753717I wouldn't personally be able to respect myself. Even just saying that feels kinda icky. "Oh, that's fine for you but not for me" etc...
I need a gf
>>33754155GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME YOU LITTLE PUNK EMO BITCH! AYY!
>>33754166Do you do customs? I'd rather get scammed by one of our femanons than strangers
It's about that time of year where you get drunk and chase your dog around the house with a chainsaw in a clown mask while listening to the Goosebumps theme while your parents wonder why you still don't have a job. Know what I mean, /atoga/?
>>33754162>ExhibI take it you don't know the lore>>33753076
>>33754171>I do not care about myself but I would do it for someone elseThis is so fucking wrong, man. If you don't do it primarily for yourself, the other person WILL notice. And then most likely leave you.
>>33754179nta anon, seriously? What the fuck?
>>33754183I feel like if I could just use that motivation to claw myself out of this hole and develop some amount of self esteem things could change, you know?
>>33754112why
>>33754170>foids here think they own meyou'd like that, wouldn't you
hey atoga, they closed the store down so i'm back early!that's funny, it doesn't smell like baked banana bread in here?
>>33754185NtaThat most likely won't work.
>>33754185Ok, first step, unironically, stop coming here so much. There's a real crab bucket mentality that pushes you down.
/fit/fags, is working out with uneven dumbbells dangerous?
>>33754095GOOD GRIEF, DID YOU SET A TIMER??
>>33754189i'm stuck in the oven
>>33754136>Kratos was a pederast
>>33754192Yeah I probably should stop posting hereI follow it too much when I could be doing something more productive
>>33754193ITS LOPSIDED LIKE YOUR STUPID HEAD! ITALIANS KNOW BETTER!
>>33754191>That most likely won't work.Heh, what's that I said about crab bucket mentality? Real truth, most people here don't want to see you succeed. Because that means you're doing better than them.
>>33754193i'm not fit or fag but can i ask why would you do that
>>33754196sigh i'll go get those hand grabber things out of the closet and see if we can pry you out of there yet again. you're sick btw
>>33754198Stop thinking about "could". Do or do not, Yoda, etc.
>>33754076You got me on 2 of those
>>33754200You are misinterpreting heavily right now.
>>33754157You're making up a whole narrative in your head and making this into an argument about something that it was not. It's tiresome.
>>33754203please look away when you do that
>>33754206STOP GASLIGHTING ME, ANON!
>>33754202Cause i think 10lbs is not enough for me anymore, but i'm not ready for 20lbs either. So i thought i would try 15lbs. But i dont wanna fuck up something
>>33754188no. why would you think that? can we get a meds check please?
>>33754210:|Whatever.
>>33754188y-yes.
>>33754208Again with the dismissiveness...
>>33754204I don't know what else I'd be doing is all lolI need to find a replacement
>>33754209i don't know why you say that EVERY time i talk about getting the grabber out of the closet but just like always okay i will not
>>33754211nta it's not about the weight, it's about the reps.
>>33754188NtaYes
>>33753782Big ole lava lamp
>>33754218What do you like?
>>33754197Yet even he could become a better man
>>33754219could this be an allegory to something else or am i schizolite...
>>33754179I’m not giving you my OF
Which ones did you know?
>>33753742>Hate sex dps boyfriend"Stop fucking charging full into everyone"*dps goblin noises*
>>33754230I'm not reading all that, you mong.
>>33754216We were talking about an hypothetical adult man who chooses to not date because he had not dated before and he felt insecure about it. You have inserted yourself in the conversation and made it about victims of abuse, and your personal relational struggles. I am genuinely sorry that you've been hurt. This conversation has nothing to do with it.
>>33754228>asking when you full well know the answer is all of the above
>>33754220That can't be entirely true right? I mean, i legit dont know shit about this stuff, but i imagine 30 reps with a 5lb dumbbell and 15 reps with a 10lb dumbbell isn't the same?
>>33754193> is working out with uneven dumbbells dangerous?Seems like a good way to send your wrist to snap city
How is everyone's day going?My work got us pizza for lunch, I took off early, and I had a slice as a snack in the car trip to another city. Now I’m wandering around at the beach waiting for a concert that starts in a couple hours. Quite a fun day so far :)
>>33754230>ProgesteroneNigga, we’re all Peaty ITT.
>>33754226I like reading, and trying to design gamesI have a bunch of things I should be studying honestly I need to sleep now though thanks for your supportI hesitate to completely drop this place though because I kind of want to run into veilanon again and see if I can chat with her off platform, at the very least as a friend
>>33754230Most of the male ones and 2 of the female ones
>>33754238awful. well, thats not true im pretty neutral but historically today i've been having a terrible time feeling like i fucked something up, but unsure what. like in a butterfly effect sort of way.
>>33754243>historically todayWhat.
>>33754230>mach>golem>claymore>humvee>solenoid>scimitar>kevlar>biped>bolshevism>paladin>taffeta>mascarpone>decoupage>wisteria>progesterone>taupe>peony>bodiceto be fair, I'm ESL and a lot of the words on the male side are similar in my native language while bottlebrush, tress, flouncy and flouncing are not.
>>33754236Muscle fatigue is what you really want here, not just the weight. If both sets push you close to failure they can both build muscle and endurance. Studies show that low weights with high reps can still build muscle as long as effort is high. It’s about how hard you push with what you use.
The last femanon is in captivity.The /atoga/ is at peace.
>>33754230f i didn't know humvee, solenoid, kevlar, flouncy and flouncing
>>33754241Oh, shit, anon, I was honestly expecting "lol, dunno". You have interests. Why aren't you pursuing them?
>>33753282There is still some anon that negs me for charlie posting... is that him?
>>33753674>How can you be sure that's not because YOUR standards are too high?Even if a guy was the complete opposite of my type, I'd give him at least one date if he showed interest in me, but no one does so.
>>33754249Reading and studying make me really sleepy unless I'm in a very specific well lit room at work. I don't have a good place to read at home that won't give me a headache due to weird posture, or make me sleepy due to poor lightingAlso I'm not good at soloing game design and nobody I know will provide feedback, I'm too indecisive to go it alone
>>33754251NtaI'm interested
>>33754250There's definitely an anon around here who likes begging for attention from anyone with a name. Wouldn't surprise me if he's going for you too.
>>33754193Just don't be a dumbass with them.
Bros she literally started ranting to me about how immigration needs to be stopped in JapanFuck fuck fuck she's literally perfect
>>33754247What did you do to her?WHAT DID YOU DO TO HER??
>>33754256But I want to move there...
If all men looked like this again we’d reach a cultural renaissance never thought possible. Also hi ATOGA.
>>33754162Exhib doesn't want children. Actually, he would prefer to date your daughter if the "ages lined up nicely and [he] got the feeling that [you] would approve".
>>33754259I wish I had enough hair for bangs
im backing allllll the way off
>>33754230Mascarpone, wisteria, progesterone, taupe, flouncing, peony, bodice, and everything on the male side. Though if put on the spot I would fail to define many of the ones I know.
Women, are (You) having sex this weekend?
>>33754131None of them are Emo Anthony. In this hypothetical situation, I would only ever have a baby with Emo Anthony. C’mon you know that.
>>33754259Henlo fren. Hope you're well.
>>33754262[that one simpsons image]
>>33754256>>Fuck fuck fuck she's literally perfectbtw this is hyperbole. She has a nicotine addiction but at least she's self-aware about it.btw God bless snapchat streaks. Holy shit what an ingenious way to force guys and girls to talk to each other daily
>>33754243I’m sorry to hear that. I sometimes have a similar feeling but it’s usually anxiety caused by something that i need to get done asap. I’ll initially think it’s random but it’s almost always anxiety related, for me at least
>>33754259Hows life anthonyschizo
There's this prank going around right now where you take pictures of your house/rooms and AI edits a realistic homeless looking man in there. And then people contact their loved ones and send different pictures about "oh the man is here" or "I let him in he's laying on the bed"Usually the men immediately react super protective and tell the woman to get a knife or call the police. I did this with long distance boyfriend at night show him a picture that a homeless man is IN MY ROOM and said "Oh there's a man here saying he knows my Dad." and my bf just replied like questions kinda like oh... ask him what he wants? What is he doing?Am I overreacting thinking his reaction was not protective or masculine at all? Other men I've seen literally freaked out. I lowkey feel it's because I am a tall woman. I know it sounds insane but if I was a petite little thing I bet he would have freaked out at the idea that some dude was standing in my place at night. Any opinions?
>>33754268>>33754272Hi. It’s October AKA Emo + pumpkin pie spice season, and for once it isn’t blisteringly hot. So I’m doing fairly okay.
>>33754273Shit tests are usually not appreciated by men.
>>33754275Oh who am I kidding, every season is Emo season
>>33754273I'd panic no matter how tall my gf isHell I'd panic if it was a guy friend
>>33754273>I tried to make my bf feel bad to elicit a reaction out of him, and when he did not appear enough in pain for my liking I got upsetGrow up. You're dumb.
>>33754233You should. You might learn something.
>>33754281No, I am already at max capacity.
>>33754276It wasn't even meant to be a shit test. I did the same prank with my parents. My parents immediately freaked out. I was just shocked by his reaction not INSTANTLY being about my safety after seeing literally a creepy homeless man in my room at night and "just" asking questions about what he wants.>>33754279That's the right way imo.I think he doesn't feel super urgently protective of me because I'm tall and "strong" for a woman. But if I was petite and like 5'1 he would probably instantly tell me to get out or something.
>>33754273yeah pretty weak reaction from him imo
>>33754275Are you the type to watch Halloween movies all this month?
>>33754280See>It wasn't even meant to be a shit test. I did the same prank with my parents. My parents immediately freaked out. I was just shocked by his reaction not INSTANTLY being about my safety after seeing literally a creepy homeless man in my room at night and "just" asking questions about what he wants.
>>33754283You could be an amazon warrior I'd still panic, I doubt it's your height or strength
>>33754286Really only on the day. Something like Saw makes my stomach roil too much to carry it out for an entire month.
what did that goonette do
>>33754291Probably found a guy that will headlock her with his legs
How do i get a discord kitten?
>>33754292is this practice popular with goonettes
>>33754287I don't know why you think this makes it better. Why are you trying to make your loved ones feel bad for your amusement?I don't think it's shocking that your boyfriend did not believe that you let a homeless man come into your house, lay on your bed and then you were taking pics of him. My husband would not have believed it for one second, because he knows I am not the most retarded woman on earth.Stop being cruel to your boyfriend. Stop copying things from tiktok and thinking that reactions from tiktok boyfriends are real. Stop making up narratives in your head to make yourself feel bad about your boyfriend.
>>33754294i think that you have to haunt for them in popular multiplayer games
>>33754295Just the one I think but she's pretty active
>>33754296He DID believe the part of the man standing in my room at night. I did not send it to him to "test" him because I never expected his reaction to be so diplomatic instead of protective.These pranks are like 4 minutes of their time and just mischief. No one gets hurt and it teaches people to be aware of how realistic AI has become.
>>33754292My calves, to be precise.
>>33754294shes probably baking cookies for you in het panties
how do i get my kitten a discord? he keeps falling asleep on the keyboard like a tired lil idiot (just like his owner desu)
>>33754299I never voted for liberal or "pro refugee" parties shut the fuck up retard.
>>33754303Send him this
>>33754305ok i'll try to get him to look at the screen
>>33754309Ok good luck
i'm not a goonette..
>>33754300>He DID believe the part of the man standing in my room at night.Then your boyfriend thinks you're an idiot. >I did not send it to him to "test" himYou sent it to upset him and make him fear for your safety. It is shitty of you to behave like this, especially with someone who can't be close to you. Truly, utterly shit.>These pranks are like 4 minutes of their time and just mischiefIt's not just mischief, you said that your parents were "freaking out" and were concerned for your safety. You wanted your boyfriend to also be upset. You're being cruel, and an idiot, and trying your best to pick up a fight with your bf. Grow up.
how many lowercase femanons are there?
>>33754312hey, you survived ovulation! congrats!
>>33754312Sounds like something a goonette would say.
>>33754273>shittest failedIt’s over for him.
>>33754311wtf my kitten just looked at me and straight up said "jus google the USS Liberty nigga"???
>>33754313Actually it was a good thing to do this because I clearly had wrong expectations of how protective he is and he doesn't seem to care that much if a homeless man is in my room at night. How is figuring that out idiotic?
>>33754319Shit better engage some extra dank memetics
imagine having a hot stepmom
>>33754302What?
Turning down the rap music when the old ladies walk by
>>33754312I believed you until I saw the '..'
>>33754325>down>not off>permanently
>>33754247Who is the Ridley analogue that breaks them out then?
>>33754325>down>not up
>>33754320It was not a good thing that you tried to upset your boyfriend, trying to make your loved ones suffer and them fear for your safety is a very shitty thing thing to do.Have you tried to talk to him and ask him why he acted the way he did? This whole thing is idiotic. You have set up a shit test in which either your boyfriend suffers because he believes you're in danger, or you get mad at him because he did not freak out in a way you like enough. You pretty much ruined your relationship for no reason.Just break up with the guy and save him the headache.
>>33754332>Just break up with the guy and save him the headache.SOLID idea.
>>33754334I don't know why you wasted all that energy to generate AI images if all you wanted was to break up with the guy. You could have just sent him a text.
So that new Taylor Swift album is dogshit, eh? Oh well, it’s not emo or post-hardcore so who cares.
>>33754335I didn't want to break up. But that ick hit me like a truck seeing someone so non-protective. Truth revealed. Thanks for the advice anyway.
>>33754334don't be negative.
Damn atoga is slow as fuck right now. Is it mostly euros on this site?
>>33754341It's Friday night in the US. /atoga/ is normie heavy so it slows down on weekends.
>>33754339>tries to upset her bf>he's not upset>gets upset
>>33754289You're a female right? There's no way a man is larping as another man
>>33754344She's been posting about this for years.
>>33754344Of course. I’m a foid who is in love with this emo moid from the past. But I feel like if I said that honestly you’d never believe me anyway
>>33754328i don't surpass certain barriers, i only think intensively, can't be a goonette like thatgoodnight
>>33754341>Damn atoga is slow as fuck right now. Is it mostly euros on this site?Femanons are busy doing gif relatedhttps://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2F8j2d9vf0p4j71.gif
>>33754339you are spiritually ugly, please leave this thread for me.
>>33753343Jacking off is abhorrent to the Lord. But degenerates will get their judgement.>>33753875Unecessary, and only exist in America. Serbian or Greek sports fans do a much beter job at morale boosthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWrSw3X8TR>>33753018You need to reform the world, both are driven by degeneracy and lack of humility.>>33753023Not if your purpose in life is a crusade against evil.>>33753380(Western) Men nowadays are pathetic and weak, they are like babies, addicted to everything and cry/get depressed when they don't get it. It's a hyperconsumerist world and men fall to it like moths on light. Being a man is about controling your impulses, living in dedication, and not letting anything ensnare you into sin and addiction.
>>33754349I'm watching old game shows and eating crackers lol
>>33754264Literally taking a break from sex right now. I need to somehow get unsore within the next like fifteen minutes or else I'll have admit that I'm the one to get tired first.
>>33754350I don't listen to cucks.
not all femcels are gooners but not all gooners are femcels
>>33754338*goth hair flip*https://youtu.be/9UJKIZ0VH6Y
>>33754347>From the pastDid you grow up watching Smosh like I did or are you a zoomette
GenderWhat character in super smash bros do you like most?
>>33754365Link. Shooting arrows on the side is the only way I used to win.
>>33754365I us Young Link as my main.
Why do women LOVE humiliating incels? Here's just one example:>know this girl>like her>she probably knows I like her even though I haven't explicitly said so>she asks me if I want to go to this event with her>excitedly agree, thinking this is my chance.>later she tells that this guys she's dating is gonna be there and we'd totally get alongWhy? wtf is the point of this shit? Just tell me to fuck off so you can be with Chad. I don't wanna see him. GOD
>>33754362Imagine reducing such an abhorrent action to just a playword like "gooning", you will weep on Judgement Day.
>>33754372>friend asks me to hang out with her and person she thinks I'd like>cruel
>>33754365M Sheik
>>33754372I'm a guy, but damn bro don't you get tired pasting the same shit everyday? Take it to how to get women general and stop attention whoring like a woman
State gender. What's your typical diet in a day?
>>33754372Becuase incels have no backbone to stand up against women since they hope to use them. If incels actually cared, they would reject the girl for promiscuity, not waste her time.
>>33754374cute man leglocking me to death and telling me how i gross him out and deserve to be killed personally by him
>>33754380MSpeisequark and Chicken/Turkey sandwitchit's like 80% protein, daily.
>>33754253Where you located?
>>33754365F Samus
>>33754354Sigh... It must be easy being a normie and get entertainment from watching boomerslop
>>33754325By old.ladies you mean 25 yearly old?
>>33754380>sandwich with turkey and cheese for breakky>yogurt or rice cake mid morning>salad for lunch>yogurt or rice cake mid afternoon>meat and veggies for dinner>ice cream>>33754387I just like geography :(
How does something like >>33754125even happen?
>>33754259Based anthony girlie.
>>33754389Geography? Ok that's better than I thought. Why aren't you watching documentaries instead of game shows. Or better yet play autistic map painter games like me
>>33754383The only thing which prevents me doing so is the cross i have to carry, it's up to Lord to judge, not me, i pray for sinners.
>>33754383i'd kill for a sparring gf desu. wrestling into into sex is such a fun idea!! it'd be even more cool to make it high stakes, like loser (whoever ends up getting dominated) has to play submitter for the weekend
>>33754386I would also f Samus
>>33754395when was the last time you came, anon>>33754396hope you get to find one, i wouldn't be that entertaining
>>33754365MDr. MarioI have not played Ultimate
>>33754390Parents who don't care
>>33754364Yes. The channel is a vile abortion now and has been since 2015. I consider the point when they moved operations to Los Angeles to be the official death of the channel. But, the overwhelming majority of my teen years were spent watching these two be funny best friends. I guess I regressed a little bit during the COVID lockdowns because that was around the point I started rewatching the videos from 2005-2013 and listening to all the emo, pop punk, and post hardcore albums I listened to in high school.
>>33754396>>33754383Bro I think she actually wants you to suffocate her. We're too naive for her gooner powers
>>33754403it sounds like anon was failed from the start. parents were shitty. but I'm going to call bait because nobody drops out of 2nd grade.
>>33754396>Grr grr my idea of ultimate happiness is a sex game.Perhaps stay off of pornography.
>>33754394I watched a couple documentary/long form videos already tonight. I like watching geography quizzes in general, usually I just watch this kind of silly guy take them online but quiz shows work. I also like watching people playing geoguesser, it soothes my brain.
>>33754390>dropped out in 2nd grade>muttHe's black.
>>33754400>hope you get to find one, i wouldn't be that entertainingehhhhhh i'm not holding my breath, not exactly mr. options but i dunno life finds a way i guess. would you not be entertaining because you simply one your head popped off or because you're teensy and would lose every round?
>>33754409Why is there so much bigotry here
>>33754380Steak and eggs, Italian subs, cigarettes and red wine; being rich enables you to eat like a king
>>33754405I am not a gooner! I do not masturbate.>>33754410i'd lose every round
Why do the best things always disappear?
>>33754413>Steak and eggs, Italian subs, cigarettes and red wine; being rich enables you to eat like a kingHow's the curry vindaloo?
>>33754407>ultimate happiness is not having a partner who thoroughly matches your energyperhaps raise your standards.
>>33754407NTA but I used to love doing this with my ex, this is how she would engage sexually
>>33754413What's the best cut for breakfast steak?
>>33754404Yeah, I mean they were essentially the first successful brand on YouTube ever so it was bound to get corporatized. I loved the food wars they put out every year. So I take it you were a scene girl with the hairstyle to match? God I miss that style, you don't realize perfection until it's taken from you
>>33754415Life is fleeting. The bad things disappear as well.
>>33754380stimulants and the designated and powerful anti-nausea cracker. if i start to get moody from hunger, then i put hot sauce on my tongue drop by drop until my body stops being an (emotional) faggot and improves morale
>>33754416I think I’m going on a date with an indian girl this weekend kek>>33754420New York strip or Scotch filet depending on what part of the world you’re from and however Jewish you are
>>33754365M, I like Roy a lot. Also a fan of Ganondorf, Terry, and Kazuya.>>33754380Lately I've been making lots of sandwiches and quesadillas, supplemented with a lot of salads and steamed veggies, and a good amount of fruit too.>>33754401Melee then? I have a very soft spot for Doc because a best friend of mine insisted on maining him.
>>33754414>i'd lose every roundthe very deep masculine urge to call you a good girl
>>33754400Intentionally or not?It happens by accidents in wet dreams maybe once in 3 months. Other than that, i don't know, i'm not a prostitute.>>33754417I have. My IQ also happens to be higher than 37 so that is why i am not a sexual degenerate.
>>33754424Interesting. I would have said filet mignon.
>>33754408>TFW no gf to play geoguesser withI bet you get horny for rainbolt
>>33754415But i'm still here?
>>33754426>Melee then?Pretty much any game he's in.Melee, Sm4sh, and this romhack of Smash 64 called Smash Remix that adds him
>>33754433I don't get horny for youtubers and I'm more of a zigzag girl. I like how kind he is and his accent. Rainbolt is fun to watch tho, I'll see most of his videos.
>>33754415LIKE OPHELIA
>>33754436Ah fair enough.>Smash RemixI always wanted to give it an honest go, but haven't happened to have anybody over to play with since I learned about it. Didn't they just add Crash?
>>33754365mduck hunt duo. there are not a lot of smash characters that let you make 400iq moves
>>33754414>I do not masturbate.Do you really expect us to believe that miss?You better not be using the same fingers to reply to me as the ones you're gooning with right now, or else
What's the earliest you've ever gone to bed?
>GenderWhat is cooler? laval lamp or tiffany lamp?
>>33754448F Tiffany lamps are pretty and all but lava lamp.
>>33754439Ok nvm you're kind of based. No clue what a zigzag girl is though.
>>33754448m, once i move into my place i'm hoping to stick LED lights everywhere and then program a thing to track me my computer will keep lights on wherever i walk and i never ever have to touch a light switch. lava lamp.
Why don’t black people ever put earphone/bud/head to listen to their music on public?
>>33754447Does it count when you go to bed so late it technically counts as early
>>33754357How much plapping are you getting?
>>33754430sorry to hear that it still happens on accident anon, maybe god just wants you to cum more oftengoon nidht
>>33754454I am far too high to answer that.
>>33754441>Didn't they just add Crash?yeah they did.I haven't played it in a while but it's really good.
>>33754451Why go to all that trouble when off the shelf motion activated switches are readily available?
>>33754457Looool carry on my man
>>33754448>tiffany lampAre those the electric ones?
>>33754432That’s because you’re ESL and don’t understand what good food is
I had anal sex for the first time yesterday and it was terrible and hurt very muchAnd the worst thing is that my moid didn't even want to do it, I was nagging him about it because I'm fucking stupid and pornsick
>>33754446Believe it or not, not everyone is so idiotic as to give into their impulses any time they feel like it.>>33754447Maybe 20:00 I hadn't eaten in like 4 days so it was a good was of not feeling like a zombie for the next 8 hours.
>>33754446it's true! i don't find it pleasurable at all
>>33754447F Around 6pm. I had just eaten some bad shellfish.
>>33754430>My IQ also happens to be higher than 37Pajeet tier
>>33754459do you want the actual mentally-ill answer?
Women, will someonce actually hold your hair while you puke or is that just a movie thing?
>>33754385California, you??
>>33754463I didn’t need to hear about another man talking about getting fucked in the ass today
>>33754453Because it annoys people.This isn't a shitpost, people have done interviews with them and asked why they do it, and the consistent answer was "because it upsets people".
>>33754463>Grr grr, i'm retarded so i must enact sexual fantasies becuase i want more satisfaction from sexRepent. Find meaning in life.
Why can't women just be normal? Why do they all have to travel every continent, spend a month in India, backpack across Europe, party across the US and then decide in their 30s that they want a legit homestead with cows and chickens and shit?
>>33754468Very much so.
>>33754463Anal fissure?
>>33754463Did you prep or at least practice beforehand? What did you expect lol
>>33754472>InterviewsCould you show them to me?
>>33754451Just get a clapper, lil bro. Clap on and then clap off.
>>33754477I don't know. I'm stupid
>>33754477nta how do you practice something like that?
>>33754455Too much. I had to tap out. Now I'm mad I still get so sore so fast. Fuck my stupid body.
>>33754475i am obsessed with building agent systems, and by connecting such an agent to something like those lights, would be useful to train it to track and point out objects and region selection for input processing.
>>33754456And i'm sociopathic and antisocial by nature, does God think i should i hurt people? Of course not, but if i refuse the Grace given, it will happen.Think before you speak please.>>33754467Ramanujan tier?
is that another larp..
I just apologized to a woman I am pretty sure I said sexually hassling stuff to online about a decade ago but she told me she didn't remember it and there was no need to apologize for something she didn't remember.How did she not remember that I was weird and creepy to her? Or was she just being polite? Or was my weird and creeper behavior so minor compared to other creeper behavior she received that it barely registered?
>>33754481NTA but Jesus Christ you're retarded. I slowly got used to small plugs for months and months and learned how to prep the full 24 hours before getting buttfucked and I still struggled my first time. I can only imagine how painful and messy it was without any good prep.
>>33754481DummyThough I can appreciate that you want to make all your holes available for your man>>33754482Do your research, use lube, try fingers first, try a smaller toy first? Isn't that common sense
>>33754487or maybeget ready for thisthe whole women ick creep thing is 100% incel bullshit and women mostly just don't want to be intimidated or ignored
>>33754487>was my weird and creeper behavior so minor compared to other creeper behavior she received that it barely registered?most likely, but maybe she's also just being polite
>>33754488>Talks a bout this like it's an achievementHow worthless is your life?
i am afraid it is not at all a larp
What's the best way to win over a girl who already has a bf?
>>33754494i'm okay if it's a larp or not but i just hope it's not a certain person
Women, what is your idea of sexual harassment?
>>33754484Alright, fair enough. That's pretty based.
>>33754497i don't follow
>>33754499basically people objectifying you and touching places without your consent
>>33754474>spend a month in India
>>33754499Either unwanted touching or really explicit verbal stuff.
GenderWhat's the ideal temperature for you to exist in
>>33754493I'm happy, I'm healthy, I live comfortably, I share plans for a productive future with people I love, and I enjoy how I spend my free time. Idk if that gives it worth to anyone but myself and my loved ones, but I think that's enough.
>>33754503nta what's the difference between objectifying and appreciating?
>>33754503Women admit that their bodies are objects
>>33754501yeah i dunno it feels like a fun project. i'm that a on that's talked before about makin lil autonomous toys. this is basically what i am compulsed to focus on every day...
>>33754390incel genetics, enabling parents, learning the wrong lessons during youth because of social failures, which compound through NEETdom
Dalit
>>33754499Being catcalled, approached, or followed
>>33754474not a single woman i know has done any of those things but desu traveling across europe orthe world (minus india, afghanistan and some war torn african countries) is based
Yes, tiffany lamps usually need to be plugged into the wall.
>>33754463You gotta practice with toys first literally nobody can handle a dick in there the first time
>>33754508there's a difference between appreciating the looks of a woman and pointing out really sexual related things about her basically>>33754509i don't care to assist you in your masturbation session sorry
If you had a partner would your hatred of the other gender disappear?
>>33754513>approachedWhat the hell?
>>33754470Canada, ggs
>>33754483Try warm bath. Is she handling it better?
>>33754499When an incel tries to ask me out
>>33754518You will never be a woman tranny faggot
>>33754511>i blame society for my actions Is that why you jerk off to loli hentai cartoons?
>>33754506M, 40-60 degrees. Anything above 70 is painful for me.
If a muslim woman sucked my dick, but then regretted it because she think she is going to hell ans started praying all the time, how can I convince her that god is ok with her sucking my dick?
>>33754518... which is?
Women, what kind of sword should I buy? I'm trying to decide between a Japanese katana and an 18th century European saber. But I'm also really partial to the idea of owning a talwar.
>>33754527I guess I should have specified social failures meaning failed experiences of being social
>>33754531I'm not indian or whatever
>>33754523Much better. It's not fair.
>>33754535>doesn’t deny it Uploaded
>>33754493She's a map
>>33754533I'd go with the saber if you want something for HEMA. Talwar if you're just gonna hang it on your wall. Katanas are overrated.
>>33754539a map of what
>>33754488Are you not ashamed to mention Christ while acting so abhorrent, and with such dedication? Do you really have no other purpose in life than prostitute yurself to sexual fetishes?>These people are springs without water and mists driven by a storm. Blackest darkness is reserved for them. For they mouth empty, boastful words and, by appealing to the lustful desires of the flesh, they entice people who are just escaping from those who live in error. I pray that every degenerate repents, just becuase you've let yourself be used for satisfaction, you don't have to show others that they do it aswell, it is utterly abhorrent. Godspeed.
>>33754542It's an acronym
>>33754533What for? Cutting practice? HEMA training? Display?
>a pungent costco pizza fart fills the air
Slave caste
>>33754529Shiro Kuma Ohio-San :pI'm sorry that I'm doing this to you
>>33754548Simply delicious madam. Yes ..is that?......cream of tartar? sniff...hmm..
>>33754534Godamnit you people are impossible.Not every ESL is Indian!
>>33754532i don't know how to be generic since we're talking about looks but"you look so beautiful" vs "i've never seen an ass like that!" and so onappreciation is a bit more light but you do it knowing that the person will like hearing what you're sayingsexual comments are basically just you confirming stuff to your dick and should not be used casually like that unless idk, you're out clubbing or whatever those kind of people doi get that it must not work the same for men but i don't know, just remember to be kind of aware of thingsgoing to sleep now
>>33754555The ones on here tend to be.
>>33754552do you like?i saved you a slice in my tummy you'll find it in a certain bowl later on
>>33754537It's weird because you'd think you of all people would have more experience with big insertions
>>33754555Pajeet
>>33754507>t. i existGood to know, now go ahead and find something meaningful in life other than getting used.
>>33754556you have went to bed three times now.
State gender and where were you when you found out the true identity of Radio Rebel?
>>33754557I thought they were all Germans and French-Canadians pretending to be Indians for shit and gigglez.Do you guys think India mandate migrants to go into other country and force them to assimilate to Indian culture?
>Toronto jeet spammer called out>thread dies almost immediately
>>33754547To play with at home.
>>33754577Like, we don't want you? No, but I think the Chinese have a racket with restaurants.
>>33754541HEMA sounds fun. It's a shame I can't actually join in a real medieval battle while wielding a lance, pike, or halberd with a sword as a side-arm.
>>33752891Nah, I'm stuck on my 2016 oneitis
>>33754579I thought he was banned?
>>33754568Real dick isn't like toys. Especially his. I'm just going to say fuck it and take the pain, feels like I'm some sort of failure on my phone in another room while the people I love have sex without me.
>>33754581... you are gonna cut yourself. Just get a kendo stick.
>>33754550It's okay. I don't really get it but it doesn't bother me. How are you doing, anon?
>>33754548>a pungent costco pizza fart fills the airhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=p25SfVSVEZ4
>>33754586He is banned but constantly ban evades because he has no friends or real life outside of 4chan, dude is literally the indian Chris Chan
>>33754590Ban evading are we Toronto jeet?
>>33754583Ok but at least chinese food is real food!American food is just glucose fructose diluted with food pis la bouffe indian is just crappy vegan shit who’s bad taste is covered with painful spices.
>>33754588>take the paindo you really want to do that?
>>33754589I already have a plastic toy sword and a fencing foil.
>>33754487>How did she not remember that I was weird and creepy to her?Probably because you are not actively not in her life and are a stranger?I'm not going to remember that hobo that was harassing me at the gas station either.Are you guys ok? Are you ready to stop being an incel?
A woman on bumble asked me what my favorite book was as a kid, I said The little Prince. And then she just blocked me. What is wrong with the Little Prince?
Can I get banned for asking how to ban evade? Can I get banned for asking if I can get banned for asking?
>>33754598It'll be worth it. Until tomorrow when I complain here about it.
>>33754597nta Actually Chinese. This is hilarious because the "Chinese" food America gets is not authentic Chinese food. It's some kinda Frankensteined thing meant to appeal to Westerners. General Tso’s chicken? The fuck is that?
>>33754601>Are you ready to stop being an incel?I don't meet that definition because I don't hate women, don't believe in all that alt-right shit, and also I don't even meet the classical definition because I've had sex. The only thing I feel weird about in my sexual history is that I lost my v-card to gay rape.
AITA if I lose affection for my girlfriend over her obsession with her dead dog? At first I thought it was kind of cute but I honestly think she'll be talking and crying about this dog when she's 80. I'm finding it hard not see her as a crazy person
>>33754605How can this guy go so long?
>>33754601This is some wacky mixed messaging, Blue. First you tell guys they should feel guilty about making unwanted moves on women, because guys who don't are incels. Then when they express remorse and empathy with a woman's discomfort, you call them incels. Which is it, sister? You can't have it both ways.
>>33754588>Tfw the only thing i put constructive thought into is sexThis is why we need morals everyone, in a normal society these sexual degenerates would be exterminated for good.
>>33754606>It’s not authentic chinese foodWe know. We just don’t care!
>>33754608some of the things i see in this general are something else, and i'm speaking as a serial "something else"
>>33754616Why does it matter to you, if you feel rejected, it's a sign to throw this lifestyle out the window and humble yourself, no?
>>33754603She wanted you to say you played sports instead of reading
Neurodivergents (either sex) whose friend groups are also mostly neurodivergent, did you ever notice that while your friend group is mostly people who are compassionate and well-meaning they also have a mean and self-deprecating sense of humor they picked up from spending too much time getting into internet shit-fights on 4chan and Reddit?
>>33754590I called you Ohio Gozaimasu last time (self explaining) and called a polar bear in japanese this time to insist on your japanese identity (I know you're not japanese) as a way to annoy you>How are you doing, anon?Hmm, I never know the correct answer to this question. Let's say until a few minutes ago I was enoying the silence of the night, sipping hot tea. I also noticed this is the first time I kind of understand what "deafening silence" might mean. When it's extremely quiet, sometimes you hear this buzzing (it's as if your ears are trying so hard to pick up on any sound) and it's annoying, almost painful. Or maybe the light needs to be switched ^^'
>>33754621Only had 1 such friend, it's the kind of guy you find very esoteric references and random trivia with.
>>33754621we are not only self-depricating, we depricate each other, too. bond over things like the funky town video or being antisemitic.
Questions for atoga.>name for those hole things women have above their butt, do men also have them.>what is it called when long hair is cut straight at the bottom?>is a single pair of pants always called that, when is pant use?>when women thighs are split apart there seems to be a muscle or bone bump in the inner part anyone knows the name.
>>33754623I do know a good amount of Japanese, so like, I understand WHAT you're saying, just not the why.I get that too. Tinnitus. I can't sleep without some sort of noise because the phantom ringing is so irritating.You aren't watching or playing anything? I was in the mood to play Dead By Daylight, so I'm doing that (thanks to Valk for getting me into it) while lurking.
>>33754629>>what is it called when long hair is cut straight at the bottom?Page Boy Haircut.
>>33754522I'm not opposed to eventually relocating
>>33754629>>is a single pair of pants always called that, when is pant use?yes, it is a pair of pants. an individual pant would be the fabric extending down the leg, though i suppose we usually specify it (pantleg)
>>33754522NTAproposal: you migrate to the US, but you can pick where we live (you can assume income will not be an issue anywhere).
>>33754629>is a single pair of pants always called that, when is pant use?I know this one. Yes, "pants" is a word that only has a plural form, even when singular. There are actually a lot of them. Think clothes, glasses, news.
>>33754629>name for those hole things women have above their butt, do men also have them.Those are called "Venus dimples". Yes, some men can have them. Those are called "Apollo dimples". These are generally considered a sign of good circulation and low body fat percentage.
>>33754638If that anon migrates to the USA, they will be deported!
>>33754630BECAUSE you're Ohio ... gozaimasu :pDifferent peoples and people, different senses of humor (I'm not Japanese either btw)Nope, it's not Tinnitus that I'm talking about. Because people with Tinnitus have that ringing in their ears all the time, I don't have that. Nope, but I wanted to go read something. Thought Death of a Salesman or Great Expectations / probably middle to high school books in the US, but I'm an ESL so haven't read them yet. Do you have a favorite among the two or just other suggestions if you like neither?
State gender, have you ever conducted a phrenology study of your cheekbones, jawline, and forehead? What does your skull shape reveal to you about your intellect, character, and strengths?
NA FESTA DO FIM DE SEMANA
>>33754647correction: they will attempt to deport
I want to be called hot by a woman so bad :(
>>33754658Lay out in the sun for a bit.
Who would you call if you find yourself in trouble?
>>33754663My mom
>>33754661You know what I mean...
genderhow do you feel about the two creatures on this stream?https://www.twitch.tv/charlottemunster
>>33754609He doesn't go for as long as you think, I think. Also I was too late.
>>33754663Depends on the trouble.
>>33754665Is it because she makes you feel secure, she's comfortable to talk to, because you trust her judgement, because you know she'll do everything she can to help you or all of the above?
State gender.Does anyone here agree with this?Personally I always saw this from the opposite perspective, that a woman breastfeeding a baby is giving a child improper and unwanted exposure to an adult's secondary sexual characteristics and that this is a grooming behavior and very rape-adjacent on the mother's part.
>>33754638America scares me :(
>>33754669You were arrested
>>33754663The embassy or consulate of whichever of my countries of citizenship has the best relationship with the country where I am.
>>33754671Breastfeeding helps the baby get more nutrients if the mother is really healthy
>>33754671You and picrel are both equally stupid.
>>33754648Oh, is that so? I always hear the ringing whenever sound is below a certain level. I guess it's just general hearing damage.I actually haven't read either of those books. My favorite series of all time would be the Arsene Lupin books by Maurice Leblanc. Lupin is a gentleman burglar, the type to send a letter asking nicely for the valuables he wants to be giftwrapped for him, lest he take everything else as well.
>>33754663anyone from my friend group, whoever is around will either come to back me up or come to pick up the pieces, one of the two
>>33754674In that case, my dad.
>>33754667why do they look like that
Is it normal to suspect that if a woman expresses interest in me, it's because my mother discretely paid her to approach me and provide companionship? I strongly suspect that I'm so unattractive that if any woman gives me positive attention it must be part of a setup that I'm not privy to.
>>33754672whatever you're scared about is 99% likely either to be just propoganda or selective reporting
>>33754663Probably nobody. I tend to deal with crises on my own in a way that my family doesn't even ever find out.
>>33754681Why a friend not a family member anon?
>>33754688found family situation
>>33754683They're subhuman and have been brainwashed by tranny propaganda
>>33754687Why don't you want your family to know?
>>33754670Because she’ll do everything she can to help
>>33754692jesus christ those things were men????(i need to specify 'were' here is references their humanity and not their sex)
