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>>33775846first for flat girls
>>33775846petite women are so hot, especially when they have nice figures
State sex. Are you an alpha, a beta, or a sigma?https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1759848898907442.mp4
Good morning to the blond foids
>>33775857I went out with a male friend of mine and they gave me the bill. If that doesn't prove that I'm an alpha then idk what will
>>33775857I'm a sigma because I'm an alpha but I have no friends.
>>33775857what thread is that from?
>>33775857Man, this kid is so utterly autistic. Poor kiddo.
>>33775869is there any hope for a guy like that getting a girlfriend?
>>33775854Woo first place
>>33775861Based Stacy
I wish women liked cock more
>>33775857Anyone notice he emotes like a Bioware character?
>>33775865I think ylyl
>>33775856yes, I like women who I can toss around for hours
>>33775873Yeah, I work with kids around that age with similar level of functioning and one just got his first gf.>>33775878A lot of kids with autism copying body language from characters from tv/videogames. The kid I was just talking about copies it from music videos, it's really odd.
>>33775861Queen shit? O_O
English paper now also done 900 words later, that was a lot of typing.
>>33775881Music videos? Any in particular?
>>33775884good stuff
>>33775861Are you tall? Or at least taller than him?
>>33775885He has phases. Whatever song he likes currently, he'll watch the video thousands of times and then try to copy the way the artist moves. He had a moment when he did choreography from tiktok dances while we were trying to talk to each other. I usually don't like telling kids to stop being so autistic, but for that one I had to tell him.
>>33775888>>33775882>>33775876I am a man, I am shorter than him by half a foot.
Good night everyone, I hope I have dreams of hot petite women who love me
Every time I read about women complaining about dating I get amazed at how they manage to fuck up something they're so insanely privileged in.
>>33775874about time!
>>33775889nta but why? why can't he body stim?
>>33775884So happy Iām not in school anymore, still typing though hehe
>>33775895Ye hehe. I appreciate this place for liking petite flat women.
>>33775903They're so hot, i will get one very pregnant one day
>>33775896That is not stimming. He struggles to assimilate body language from natural contexts, so a lot of his frame of reference is movies, vidya, youtube videos, tiktok which he will rewatch compulsively and try to copy. He does the dances because he sees people on social media doing it, and he thinks that's how normal people behave.
Femanons, do you have a fwb or fb?
>look in the mirror>feel pretty happy with progress>remember i'm 5'8'' and none of this mattersat least i'll always have the guy at the gym that always spots me when i bench
>>33775911Lol, imagine crying over being 5'8">t. 5'5"
>>33775909or maybe he just likes doing them
>>33775918I've talked to him about it, anon. I'm not guessing.
>>33775894While I agree that dating as a woman is easier to some degree, it doesn't mean it is easy to find a person you are compatible with and love. I don't think it's much easier compared to how it is for a man.>>33775910I don't know what fb means.
>>33775926fuckbuddy
>>33775931Oh. Then no, ew.
>>33775910no
>>33775894single women can just walk around town on a warm day and spray their single girl smell everywhere and have dozens of men approaching her with sticks to build her nest with men dont have that option
>>33775846>no femanon to bounce on itSuch a bummer
There's a girl at work who I know likes me, but every time I try to talk to her she drops her spaghetti and bails. Is there any hope of something coming of this or should I just forget about it? She's cute but it's getting a bit frustrating.>inb4 you're imagining it and she really hates you
>>33775926Well as a woman you can find 10 guys to go on a date every day with a press of a button. Off sheer numbers some of them will be decent.Meanwhile as a guy just getting the date is a struggle, and then once you get the date you are in the same numbers game women are.
>>33775969How close is your work relationship?
how do i stop engaging in lekking behavior on this general
>>33775915Brother there's a teenage girl in my Italian class that is literally taller than me. There really isn't much difference between 5'5 and 5'8, we're both short.
>>33775976what behavior now?
>>33775970>just spend all your time scrolling through apps, getting depressed and going on dates with men you don't likeYeah, no, thanks.
>>33775969does work give you opportunities to talk to her at all? remember women are autistic
>>33775978>Lekking is a mating system where males of certain species, such as birds and insects, gather in one area to display to potential mates while competing with each other. Males engage in competitive behaviors like vocalizations and physical displays to attract females, who visit the leks to choose a mate based on these performances. This behavior concentrates mating activity, allowing females to efficiently assess potential mates but often results in highly skewed reproductive success, where only a few dominant males do most of the mating.
>>33775977Quit your whining
>>33775980The alternative is scrolling through apps getting depressed and not going on dates because women won't match with your or respond whatsoever. You're the ones who decide whether to match or not, dating apps being bad is totally self-inflicted lol.Again you're complaining that the food isn't good to people who can't even get the food in the first place.
>>33775980>going on dates with men you don't likeCan't you get at least the occasional date with Chad?
>>33775982it's fucking over...my dull plumage, disheveled feathers and feeble warble unmistakably mark me as an unlovable freak who will go the winter alone.
>>33775971>>33775981Not really. We're both pretty busy and work in different departments (it's a grocery store, I'm a baker and she stocks shelves.) We do run into each other at least a few times every week though.
>>33775993
I will never get a cute mixed gf...
>>33775982ok, and why do you want to stop doing that?
>>33775987I'm just saying that apps are built for casual sex, they're a meat catalogue you scroll through until you find someone hot enough who hopefully thinks you're hot enough to bone too. That's not how you date if you want to fall in love with someone.Apps are not built for people who want an actual connection. For that you mostly have to date normally, which is about as annoying for men and women. Women play a more passive role, of course, but still it largely is equal.>>33775992I'm with a guy I find very attractive, both physically and personality wise.
>>33775998why does btm left's expression look traumatized too..
>>33776004the horrors of existence
>>33776003>I'm with a guy I find very attractive, both physically and personality wise.Chads always win.
>>33776003It's not even remotely equal and you know it, men literally do everything in the first stages and the woman just sits back and decides to act wooed or not.And what you said is just patently false. Dating apps are the #1 way people meet and marry these days. There is this meme about "no people meet hecking organically meme" which is patently false, most activites are very heavily gendered and nobody under 40 strikes up people to chat, they go there, do their directed activity, look at their phone, then go home.Women hold all the power when it comes to online dating so online dating being trash is entirely on you, I'm sorry to say.
>>33775998why do nonbreeding males take on female plumage? doesn't that increase their chances of getting raped?
>>33775910No, we're officially dating now. I did, though.
>>33775993it's so over...>>33775998LMAO what the fuck? why does he look like that??>>33776001idk it's silly and imaginary. as if femanons here are really browsing anons...
>>33775846That guy would be a KHHV incel in 2025.Just a few years in the wrong timeline and average men are screwed, kek. Very funny from God.
>>33775907That I donāt want, but good luck!
>>33776021That's cute. How long were you fwbs for?
>>33775910Whatās a fb? I donāt have a bf or sexual partner
My vibes were off about her and it turned out to be true, but I don't know if I made it into a self fulfilling prophecy
>>33776030spill the beans mister
>>33776003Have you ever pegged him?
>>33776028It feels like we we're always sort of dating, but I guess a few months before we were completely official. It's a throuple thing, so it was pretty complicated to make it feel like something long term and real romantically and not just sexually.
>>33776039fags and their """alternative lifestyle""", i stg...
>>33776034She was too good to be true. Too perfect, I tried to be cautious but fell in headfirst, then she suddenly disappeared.
>>33776039Oh, hi JH.
>>33776043ah...fellow anon with an ahab complex. i'm sure we'll find what we're looking for someday anon
Women, how's life on the farm?
>>33776013Good post. I'm not sure why females here do this psyop and try to convince guys to lower their chances of getting bitches even more. Literally every female creature is either on a dating app or dates through her insta. They don't want to meet random guys which is why they barely go outside alone.
>>33776039>woman in her late 30s falling for the polymeme
>>33776042I thought it'd be dumb at first, too. I wouldn't have committed to this if I didn't feel like it could reasonably work out, though.>>33776044Hi anon.>>33776051Not getting milked enough. But seriously, it's been fun getting my little garden ready for the first frost.
>>33776014why do incels become trannies? doesn't that increase their chances of getting their bussy penetrated?
>>33776051I wouldn't know, Chad dick is getting so scarce even 8/10s are on months-long waitlists
>>33776066What's driving the scarcity? Too much demand?
>>33776061I'm mid-30's. Not late.
>>33776051man, I thought you were actually asking about farm life for a second...
>>33776068Phytoestrogens and falling White populations are the key causes.
>>33776049nta, whats an ahab complex?
>>33776071If you're actually a farm girl, feel free to expound on it.
>>33776070same difference. You're too old for this bullshit
>>33776061That's a good thing. She's the last person who should try to have children or a husband. Now she got fully filtered, kek.
>>33776073I thought you were an actual femanon. Well played.
>>33776065Pic related is like white guys and blacked porn
>>33776074madmen looking for our white whale
>>33776080That wasn't me..I couldn't think of a funny response
>>33775846Look femanon im just going to say it,Your accents arent that good.
>>33776076This feels like the closest I've ever been to being able to start a family, though. Right now, all I have to do is solve the situation with my dad and then I'll be as ready as they are.
>>33776090I thought you guys thought valley girl accents were hot.
>>33776077>yfw she ends up pregnant by chad
>>33776075I'm not but I wish I was it sounds lovely, at least in my totally unrealistic idealized fantasies I have spent time on farms throughout my life though, my best friend as a kid lived on a huge farm and we'd sleep in the hay, search for where the cats hid the kittens, braid the horses mane and brush them like they were "shining like ape asses" (according to her dad) or help harvest potatoes maybe that's why I have such an idyllic idea about farm life then I had a seasonal job at a farm for a while, they were growing blueberries and herbs and it was just wonderful, I'd spend my days picking berries or laying out herbs to dry to make herb salt and now my best friend has a dairy farm and it's so comfy to spend time there with her, she has an orchard with plums and apples and pears and cherriessigh
>>33776088oh, THAT ahabI thought it referred to the biblical onemuch confuse
>>33776095>I thought you guys thought valley girl accents were hot.
>>33776100People should actually read Moby Dick.
>>33776106give me top three reasons why
>>33776090you don't even know what my accent sounds like
>>33776106I can only read summaries
>>33776102I can do a southern accent instead.
MenWould you date a femanon if she asked you out point-blank?
>>33776100>>33776106>>33776109i don't know why moby dick has such a reputation for being hard to read, it is SUCH an unironically good book, i've been reading it for the first time and utterly enjoying myself
>>337761091. Great descriptions of sea travel and whaling in the 19th century.2. Way more interesting and philosophical than the glib "Guy is obsessed with whale" popular conception of it.3. Prose reaches literally transporting heights.
>>33776113>I can do a southern accent instead.Okay i take it back then, your accent is good great even.
>>33776115If i liked her, yea
>>33776115No, immediate ghost.
>>33776099Damn, I feel very stuck in my apartment reading this.
>>33776115well certainly not date or anything serious, but i'd offer to exchange contacts or something and see where things evolve, might as well idk
>>33776118But I can only do it as a joke.
>>33776117well, I could not care less about nr 1, I believe nr 2 but unfortunately I have an aversion to 3, so I think I'll pass>>33776116I didn't say it's hard to read, I just don't see the point but good for you if you enjoyed it
Can Femanons squirt?Do you think it's real?
>>33775890Weird that you emphasized "male friend"
>>33776126Women with Louisiana accents can destroy small countries with little more than a gesture and a sigh.
>>33776131I've been told I squirt, but it just feels like peeing suddenly to me.
>>33776126>But I can only do it as a joke.Damn it, i wanted to hear some preciates some sugar some honeys and definitely a pumpkin or two. A country simile or metaphor or two.I take it back your accent is just bad>>33776111You know what yours is bad too.
>>33776129sorry i didn't mean to imply you said that, it has that reputation generally and i was more lamenting that it has a bad reputation at all because it's actually fucking good
>>33776121same ;_; it also made me remember that time I stayed a few weeks on a goat farm in italy and helped herd the goats, make cheese and they had a huge mulberry tree I'd climb and it felt like being in the land of milk and honey they also had a hazelnut orchard and a rottweiler puppy it was like paradise
>>33776129>I have an aversion to 3You hate prose? Do you even read fiction at all?
>>33776135I meant more like a Texan cowboy sort of accent.>>33776137I only have the one time I made a joke with the accent ITT and someone put western music in the background of it.
>>33776115Yes. She is obviously disturbed, so outright rejecting her seems dangerous. I'll lead her on until I figure out what her problem is before finding a safe time to ghost her, like when she's planning an elaborate date or something.
>>33776140maybe I just give it another chance, last time I tried the endless descriptions made me zone outI have nothing against pretty prose but I kinda don't like if it doesn't drive the plot or the character and is more for setting the stage or generating a vibe, guess I'm too impatient to appreciate the slow unfolding of the scene
>>33776145>She is obviously disturbed, so outright rejecting her seems dangerous.>Tfw no yandere femanon who's plan was to date me and/or stab meAh, why live?
>>33776013>men literally do everything in the first stagesI don't think that's the case. It certainly isn't in my experience.>Dating apps are the #1 way people meet and marry these daysThey're not. 80% of people met their SO in person. Only 20% met online. Even among younger generations, it's 77 in person / 23 online.>nobody under 40 strikes up people to chatBlatantly false. You're just autistic.
>>33776136JH?
>>33776143hate is a bit of a strong word, I like prose but only in small doses (and then I'd rather read something where prose is the point, like poetry) and no, I rarely read fiction to begin with for this exact reason
>>33776147>I have nothing against pretty prose but I kinda don't like if it doesn't drive the plot or the characterGamer mindset.
>>33776137>You know what yours is bad tooalright, let's hear yours then cowboy
>>33776051I thought you were asking about actual farms and I feel really sad now.
>>33776150Yeh.
>>33776152>and then I'd rather read something where prose is the point, like poetryNam your three favourite poets now or you're a poser.
>>33776154*shrug*
>>33776148Honestly if you deliberately deprive your gf of dick during ovulation and she doesn't try to stab you she either 1. doesn't love you (most likely) or 2. has thyroid issues and you should either leave or go see a doctor.
>>33776090if its not italian, I dont want it
>>33776156>alright, let's hear yours then cowboyNo i wont. Also my accent isnt strong anyways i can occasionally slip into sounding like a hick but not cowboy
>>33776090I know. I feel really embarrassed about it. One of my american friends told me my accent is cute and I wanted to kill myself and die.
>>33776162>deliberately deprive your gf of dick during ovulationNTA.This sounds fun, I'm going to try it. Thanks femanon.
>>33776115Yes. Depending on other factors as well.
>>33776115I'd give it a go, lets go on a few dates first to see if we vibe.
>>33776162NTA. When I don't get dick when I need it most like that, I just withdraw into myself and angrily spend hours masturbating while thinking of how to get back at him.
>>33776171Are you white?
>>33776171Get new material.
>>33776165Apparently women hate compliments.
>>33776175I hate having an accent. Her telling me that she could her my accent made me want to die.
>>33776162>Honestly if you deliberately deprive your gf of dick during ovulation and she doesn't try to stab youOnce while fussing i got petty and just shunned her like no touch no kissing and i would like look up and to the right when she talked. She got so pissed within one day it was hilarious. When i told the shunning was over we got right back to fighting but fun fighting
>>33776178But it's cute!
>>33776180It's not! She is just saying it to lull me into a sense of comfort while she mocks me with all the other american people she talks to. She listens to my voice messages and mocks the way I pronounce "two".
>>33776165Its okay femanon its not that noticeable (:
>>33776178Which accent do you have?
>>33776170>while thinking of how to get back at him.Like what actually pissing him off or like revenge by teasing and blueballing him?
>>33776171SHE DID WHAT?
>>33776190Both, I guess.
>>33776182OK. If you say so.I kind of get you though. I don't like my accent either, and I hate listening to other people speaking with the same accent I have.
>>33776166Remember to fondle her and nuzzle her neck like it's leading up to sex then act confused and gaslight her into thinking she's being gross when she tries to escalate"Accidentally" let her overhear you complaining to your sister about how your ex wanted to perfect amount of sex and how hard it is to deal with someone who treats you like meat.
>>33776192The creepy anon is making light of child rape. Don't engage.
>>33776170That's already happened? You've been with him for like a month!
Women, how the fuck do I know if you're single before talking to you?
>>33776198Not with my current bf. I'm talking with exes. With my current guy, I understand that he's very busy during the week, so I make sure we spend weekends constantly fucking.
Femanons, does it itch at this moment in time?
>>33776196>to your sisterWhat?
>>33776196>gaslight her into thinking she's being gross when she tries to escalate>"Accidentally" let her overhear you complaining to your sister about how your ex wanted to perfect amount of sex and how hard it is to deal with someone who treats you like meat.That's too mean. I'd rather just tease and frustrate her.
>>33776179Why is it so effective..
>>33776203I mean, the topic of the thread is sexual, so even if it does, it could be reasonably explained as reactionary.
>>33776147if you've ever watched westworld, i think the two are very similar in density. but if details aren't what make a thing for ya then yeah it might not be good time for you
>>33776159you'll just call me basic but I usually just like one or two poems by the same person, so I don't really have one I think is sooo superior I like "and death shall have no dominion" by thomas, āUne Charogneā by baudelaire, "annabel lee" by poe and then ones that make me nostalgic because I learned to recite them in school, like goethe's "erlkƶnig" or "zauberlehrling" also, rilke can be nice but often too mushy and flowery I also like abstract poems, like pic rel, it's so silly and playfuloh and I enjoy medieval poetry, especially childrens verses and songs actually, very old song verses are great, love them also, religious texts can be pretty >ob bey uns ist der sĆ¼nde vil>bey Got is vil mer gnade cutenow what about you anon?
>>33776199Check for rings. Other than that, you have to talk to us to find out. Sorry anon.>>33776195She's actually a very nice girl and I'm sure she was sincere in finding it cute. It just stresses me out to have an accent. I know it's natural and inevitable, but it annoys me so much.I wish everyone I interact with spoke my native language so they could experience how articulate I am and how witty I am :(
>>33776204Or your mom. Any valued, trusted woman in your life.
>>33776196I'd probably break up, feeling like we're not compatible and I'm offputting the guy in this scenario.
>>33776199They do unless stated otherwise.
gendermeat or cheese burek?
>>33776203>>33776208Wait, pussies itch?
>>33776217I heard its like a spider senseit starts itching when a crying baby is nearby or when the woman senses an opportunity to start a meaningless argument
>>33776216F. Meat. I love cheese burek too, but meat burek is the good of the gods.
>>33776213you cant, hes such a good boyfriend that youre willing to try and endure it until the pressure makes your chest feel tight and you want to scream from the guilt
>>33776218oh don't forget when they order less food than they actually want so their itchy puss makes them steal from your plate. classic woman moment
>>33776217It can literally itch for many reasons, or it can feel sensitive for lots of other reasons. Either way, it could be called an "itch".
>>33776171Are you a real life pedo?
>>33776217>Wait, pussies itch?If you have a yeast infection, yes.
>>33776216m meat, the savouriness of the meat is irreplaceable here even though cheese is delicious
>>33776220Been there, done that. It just leads to a broken heart, and an even more broken clit from constant, self-punishing masturbation to try to be "normal" for him.
>>33776210I don't read poetry because it's too short, I want to live in a story for a while.
>>33776217Yeah, usually when you have an ongoing infection.
>>33776226>>33776219trick questioncheese burek isnt even burekits a front to God
>throws instant yeast in your general direction
>>33776227>self-punishing masturbationlol women and their theatrics
>>33776227The feminine urge to rip it out of your body because it will probably cause less pain in the long run..
I'm begging you, women, PLEASE stop getting these destructive surgeries. Why can't you just stop mangling yourselves? I'll even let you have the shitty tattoos and most of the piercings (septum piercings still make you look like a cross between a clown and cattle), but P L E A S E stop the lip fillers, plastic tits, botox, all of it. Please, please just stop. Stop. It looks horrific. I don't mean that in a "really bad" sense I mean like a literal horror film, otherworldly terror, inhuman. I genuinely cannot comprehend what failure your neurons go through for you to do this shit to yourselves.
>>33776232>tfw I work with so many yeasts, molds, and bacteria that I have to worry about every possible infection if I'm not careful with my hands>apparently other lab techs that the professors knew had accidentally given themselves UTIs somehow
>>33776199They're never single unless they want to be. I have not met any single women other than ones passionate about not comitting in 10 years
>>33776234You're laughing, but it was categorically self-harm. At least, my therapist says so.
>>33776115Almost certainly, barring the single moms
>>33776241>moms on 4channot real fake, they'd stop browsing
>>33776244LolLmao even
>>33776115>Would you date a femanon if she asked you out point-blank?Well, I basically did, so yes.
>>33776149>I don't think that's the case. It certainly isn't in my experience.I'm sure you fluttering eyelashes while he approaches, plans the date, picks you up, drives you back home, initiates conversations is equal effort in your mind.>They're not. 80% of people met their SO in person. Only 20% met online. Even among younger generations, it's 77 in person / 23 online.Source: dude trust me>Blatantly false. You're just autistic.Guess we just have a society wide loneliness crisis because we all became autistic. I'm not even only talking about exclusively dating, young people in general do not talk to each other much. Google "how to make friends after 30" and see how many people complain about it. People interact very little.
>>33776237>How good am I at my job? I clock an average of 1.2 fingers inside me over an 8 hour workday, prepare bacterial cultures all day, and I've NEVER cross-contaminated myself.
>>33776115this poster is planning something...
>>33776246E-relationships don't count, cuckworm.
>>33776216mCan't I have both in the same pie?
>>33776236Just 0.5cc more, anon. You won't even notice, I promise. You'll love it!
>>33776248I exclusively touch myself without penetration at work, but the rest of your post has a point. I'm literally that good with my PPE protocols.
>>33776249>this poster is planning something...You better be ready, shes going to walk up say nothing then walk away all in under 3 seconds
>>33776254women accuse men of being animals and then jill off in their labs lmao
Both gendersLet say your partner approaches you with a concern, and the way they vocalize it hurts or offends you, or they say something harsh or out of line, and you vocalize this to them and they disagree. They tell you they donāt believe theyāre being hurtful or rude and that itās not their problem, and that you need to respect their concerns and opinions. Is that shitty? My girlfriend got into a heated discussion last night but I got angry at the end because I told her that her criticisms have been very hurtful and she basically just said she doesnāt think she was mean or rude or anything and that sheās allowed to voice her opinion.
>>33776253AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>33776257At least I don't bother anybody else with it.
>>33776260Why didn't you stop me...
>>33776262>how I feel I look when I'm retaining water
>>33776236I just saw a breast reduction thread, and now I'm depressed af.
>>33776115MWithout some context I'd assume it's a prank or some kind of scheme.
>>33776115does she look like this?
>>33776265Drink unsweetened cranberry juice
>>33776268God I wish I had that figure. I'd take the thinner hips for those tits for sure.
>>33776259many time you're denying someone's feelings, it's shitty. she's blatantly doing it to you; i can't tell to what degree (if at all) you're doing it to her, based on the framing she seems kinda at fault but depends on the particulars
>>33776115is she italian? does she want to go on trips all around Italy with me?
>>33776269Drink5 hour energyDrinkDrinkD R I N K
>>33776250>E-relationships don't count, cuckwormWe meet several times a week and have quite a lot of sex, thanks.
>>33776269I already do that when I think I'm getting a UTI.
>>33776115This is less likely to happen to me than a zombie apocalypse
>>33776259M. This is not a question that can be answered in general, it's always going to depend on exactly what was said on a specific occasion.
>>33776250That isn't sarge
>>33776271I mean I have my own shit too but basically I will acknowledge her opinion too Like āI get it and I appreciate you vocalizing your feelings and I always want you to feel comfortable doing that, but it makes me feel hurt and dismissed when xyzā or Iāll say āI feel like thatās rude or out of lineā and she can just disagree and tell me sheās not being mean or hurtful.
>>33776270>thinner hipsis crazy, but yes a figure like that lets you get away with up to 2nd degree murder or lesser crimes for free
>>33775846so then don't do it? how did you even think it was going to make you 'normal for him'? whatever that means... i can accept the inference that masturbating to excess qualifies as a form of self harm, but what i can't accept is this utterly nonsensical motivation for doing it... did you really just masturbate a bunch and think it would make your sex drive increase or something? AND you did this for your boyfriend daw that's VERY SWEET but unfortunately curtailed by the roundabout sense of self-concern where all female theatrics ultimately has its root and origin...women enjoy emotional sublimation so naturally they enjoy strange modalities of 'self-punishment' which vindicate their sense of victimhood and thus preserves their self-righteous hunch that someone ought to save them and protect them. although it's too much for them to imagine or self-consciously reflect upon, this is all done for the cynical purpose of extracting some finite resource like time, money, property etc as women really lack the abstraction to associate love with anything else, although they instinctively go to great lengths to conceal this immense truth from being discovered...
>>33776282woops meant for >>33776240
>>33776247>I'm sure you fluttering eyelashes while he approaches, plans the date, picks you up, drives you back home, initiates conversations is equal effort in your mind.I planned date, drove myself places and initiated conversations. >Source: dude trust meThe numbers are from this: https://www.hims.com/news/dating-in-person-vs-onlineBut this is also from this year: https://www.theknot.com/content/online-dating-most-popular-way-to-meet-spouse>we all became autisticThere's a difference between saying "more people feel lonely today than they did in the past", which is accurate, and "there are absolutely no opportunities to make connections! everyone is alone! nobody can possibly make friends! people can only meet on dating apps!" which is what you're saying and is false.
>>33776282i cant believe a tomokoposter would type this unhinged shit
>>33776281I'm just saying I look like like her if all that chest thickness was waistdown instead. I'd prefer to keep my ass and thighs as is, but I'm willing to trade a lot for big titties.
>>33776115No, I'm sure she'd be making a joke.
>>33776280yeah i mean she sounds like she's being kind of combative. i'm not a girl and frankly as a guy i'm very sensitive but argument or not, if my gf told me she felt hurt by something i said, i'd want to at least acknowledge that and see if there was a better way to word it or something.how often are you running into issues?
>>33776259I think she's right. Focusing on the way she conveyed her message and not on the message she's conveying makes you sound like you're dismissing it and avoiding the conversation about the concern she has. Focus on the issue she brought up, and then afterwards *calmly* tell her "by the way, the way you talked about it made me feel (x) - I wish you said it (this way) instead".
>>33776230>its a front to GodDid you mean "an afront to God"? Because those mean wildly different things.
>>33776282i'm not really sure what's hard to get, forcing yourself to meet expectations that you can't is generally a bad time, and it's easy for people to gaslight themselves into trying to meet expectations that they can't. self-punishment also stems from this for obvious reasons.like idk man just think deeper rofl
>>33776230>>33776292The word is "affront", so please do better. JH would be disgusted by both of you.
>>33776286you and i might as well exist on different planes of reality... for you it's 'unhinged' - 'edgy' - some other loaded term that obscures more than it clarifies, for me it's the result of a decade+ of careful observation and psychological insight. which i only possess because i'm a man with a lifelong commitment to my own intellectual development. if you're a woman it's natural to not understand... if you don't think very much you won't get good at it! and that's okay! so you should keep believing what the therapist says and take it like a good little girl. let the unhinged people like me stay in our little corner of the world called reality.
>>33776284>I planned date, drove myself places and initiated conversations.Of course you did, and I'm sure you did this at the start as well and not after he had done all the legwork.Your articles contradict each other. The first one talks about. The first one also doesn't really explain data and methodology (despite having a section for it), nor the age spread of the people surveyed. For all we know this might not be a representative sample, considering it undershoots others studies by anywhere between 25% less to 50% less than what others find.>There's a difference between saying "more people feel lonely today than they did in the past", which is accurate, and "there are absolutely no opportunities to make connections! everyone is alone! nobody can possibly make friends! people can only meet on dating apps!" which is what you're saying and is false.Good thing I didn't say that, but you really beat the shit out of that strawman so good job there.You also have moved the goalposts significantly. Your original point is that it's roughly as hard for women as it is for men, because women have to go on soooo many first dates with guys that might not even be perfect (implying for men apparently the first girls that deigns to give them some attention is going to be the perfect one), and then some bullshit about people meeting organically when data still shows that the main way is online, which is still massively preferential towards women, and any issue with it not working correctly can be laid entirely on the shoulders of women since you are the ones who decide who gets a match and who doesn't.
>>33776291I haven't followed the conversation and have no idea whet this is about, but this sounds like generally good advice.
I still want to learn French even though she dumped me. Am I asking for more pain by studying?
>>33776296>take it like a good little girl.DIE
>>33776295Thank you for the correction, Anon.
>>33776300Yes. But learning things that you are inspired to is also one of the best feelings in the world.
>>33776259M. This sounds like a very one-sided version of the conversation. I suspect if we asked her what happened she would say something like "I was really upset about something, and I wanted to talk to my boyfriend about it, but he refused to listen to me, and just got angry about how I phrased the question and shouted at me. Is that shitty?"I dare say both of those perceptions are equally accurate, and equally inaccurate. Obviously this is just an educated guess, but there is a difference in the way that men and women communicate that you *might* be falling foul of. Men are generally more interested in abstract facts, and communicate more literally, while women are more interested in *people* and feelings, and communicate more figuratively. A stereotypical example is of a woman who says something like "We never go out!" to which the guy replies autistically "What do you mean, we went out last Thursday!" What's happening here is a miscommunication. The woman is trying to communicate her *emotions*: she is feeling bored, frustrated; she loves spending time with him; could they make plans to go somewhere nice together? To a woman it is crystal clear what she means. But to the man (who works in facts instead of feelings) this is an inaccurate statement, and he goes on the defensive and tries to correct her. As a result, neither person feels listened to. What the man needs to do in this situation is NOT view what she said as a statement of fact, but listen to what she is saying about how she *feels*. A good reply would be "How about we go out tomorrow? What about that nice French place we went to for our anniversary last year?" To which she might reply "Oh, that would be lovely!" and feel loved and happy. I'm not saying this is exactly what happened in your case, but I wouldn't be surprised if there was a similar kind of miscommunication; and it might have been that she was trying to tell you something about how she felt, and you weren't hearing that.
>>33776301and that's another thing about you WOMEN always with your semiotic landmines when someone calls you a slut or a little brat and it doesn't accord with your fully consented-to identity framework about who you are and what you wish to be perceived as you throw a fit, but not a normal fit, a uniquely female fit that involves some kind of again self-aggrandizing removal of yourself from the equation... everything centered around YOUR rejection, as if you counted yourself so important to begin with, as if you were valuable, that you could punish me with your vaguely suggestive rejection conveyed through a monosyllable and a pretense of being the valued female party in this discussion...
>>33776309(NTA) Speaking as a man: you don't understand the meaning of most of the words you're using.
menare you wrestling with it laboriously while grunting gutturally from the exertion
>>33776292>>33776295''waaaah I understood what you meant but you spelled a word wrong''sybau
>>33776312I hate you.
menwhy do rats and pigs have big balls but yorus are so smal
>>33776310yeah i do. name them. which words? they're all spot on w respect to their definition. you're just being one of these annoying retards who thinks nitpicking the peripheral shit counts for substance. you people are like grains of sand in the desert. which word? semiotic? semiotics refers to signs which is exactly what women transmit about themselves in society. my usage of that word is fine nothing wrong with it. so which words am i using wrong mr smart guy? spit it out bitch nigger.
>>33776312I DIDN'T understand what you meant. Like I said, you could have meant one of two very different things and it was not exactly clear which.
I would like to have a moid who could solve all my financial problems without asking for sex
>>33776297>I'm sure you did this at the start as wellYeah. I took myself to our first date, I chose the restaurant we went to and made the reservation. I initiated the vast majority of our conversations over text before we went out, too.>For all we know this might not be a representative sampleIt's an online survey, includes data from over 7000 people, equally distributed between 18 and 65. Your graph you downloaded from 4chan is not more accurate than the articles I linked.The other one says 27% of engaged people met through dating app, which is different but not significantly so and might be explained easily by the demographics.>Good thing I didn't say thatYou did tho. I'll quote your words:>There is this meme about "no people meet hecking organically meme" which is patently falseSo you're saying people can only meet on dating apps.>nobody under 40 strikes up people to chat, they go there, do their directed activity, look at their phone, then go homeSo you're saying nobody under 40 has any opportunity to talk to others in person.>we all became autistic>young people in general do not talk to each other much>People interact very little.So you're saying everyone is alone and nobody can possibly make friends.>Your original point is that it's roughly as hard for women as it is for men, because women have to go on soooo many first dates with guys that might not even be perfect It was not my point, and I clarified it for you already.
>>33776320I MEANT THAT CHEESE BUREK IS AN ABOMINATION OF THE CULINARY WORLD AND AN INSULT TO GODS CREATION>>33776315sit on this dick and spin around JH if you dont like it
>>33776321Your wish is granted. He will not ask. Enjoy!
>>33776318>which words am i using wrongAll of them, really. Each word means something in isolation, but when strung together in that sequence, it becomes semantic gibberish. I don't doubt that you *think* you know you want you mean, but this is one of those situations where you need to be good at something in order to be able to accurately judge whether you're good at it or not; you don't, and you can't.
>>33776325I mean without forcing sex too
>>33774352>a real rotmodeWhat's up, femanon? Any non-rotting plans for today?
Gender and how many days you wear the same underwear.
>>33776334Mlike half a day
>>33776317>be caveman>here comes Ugg Bigballs>spear him because lolbig balls did not prove a useful evolutionary adaptation for primates
>>33776282I masturbated a lot and very roughly specifically to reduce my sex drive. To make me not want to have sex because of how painful it was. I think I misspoke somewhere for you to be so confused.
>>33776334MI go through 2-3 pairs a day
>>33776295Nobody gave you permission to evoke my name for the sake of spelling. You're right, but you didn't pay for it.
>>33776334F. I change it in the morning and often at night too.
>>33776334F. Depends if I soaked through my liner or not. I usually change underwear when I wake up or after a morning shower, then again when I get home from work.
>>33776334F2-4 days
How are you gals single when men on /v/ are literally lusting after CANNIBAL VAMPIRES like pic rel right now
>>33776350I'm not a cannibal vampire
>>33776311oh my god we get it you're ovulating
>>33776326what an empty and meaningless criticism that could be said about literally anything, about any writing that goes between the lines which is most good writing in the end... which is why you can't write and have to instead stick to bloviating and attempting to seem like some sage... faggot. still haven't said anything substantive everything you've said so far has been by negation... "you don't know ... you can't ... you aren't good at" ... but you haven't displayed any articulateness at all! you're the opposite of articulate you just sit there and go HURR DURR YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY SMART, YOU'RE JUST FAKE SMART not realizing how much of a dumb fucking curmudgeon you sound like...watch this faggotasdsesdjkfhasfiwauyfgaslfkjsdhfwlieufhwigglooooopeedooo look at me i'm talking gibberish whoopdedoo...fag nigger kike
>>33776304I'm more inspired to learn it than the language of my current country I'm a foreigner in. I know enough to survive but I'm not fluent. I figure french will be easier to pick up but I'm worried about it prolonging the pain. Maybe wait after I get laid? I have 2 free classes
>>33776321I will not ask but only if you give it to me without asking
>>33776346are you single..
>>33776311Never did. I outsource all my problems to other men
>>33776357YesI would change it more often if I had a moid
>>33774683I had a drunk crashout IRL a couple of days ago actually kek but didn't post here, just went to bed when I got homeI have a job but it's basically part time rn, I have Ā£1.67 left on my credit card so can't even get a cheap cider kek>>33776334M, about 2 a day>>33776321At this point I'd prostitute myself to a woman for money desu >>33776300Learn a real language like C instead
>>33776359Maybe he'd like it more if you didnt
>tfw a femanon starts to grow on you
>>33776363This is why I try to give as many men ITT the ick.
>>33776361>CWhat can I do with that?
>>33776363>the moid displays his hands in submission, hoping to be gently bitten by the interested female
>>33776364nobody here wants to fuck you JH. Focus on your cuckchair
>>33776367Fuck you. I'm not a cuck.
I invited a girl I met at the bar to watch a movie at my place.Does she expect sex from me? I'm depressed as fuck and I miss my ex.
>>33776369trying to imagine her expression when she realizes "watch a movie" is literally just watching a movie and then he starts talking about his ex, burst out laughing, thanks anon
>>33776369Why is depression such a trend for normalfags?
>>33776273Based https://voca.ro/1l9g3KqysvtC
>>33776368i saw you here whinging the other day about hearing them fuck while you couldn't, you're a cuck jh lmao
>>33776365Idk program a robot gf or God's third temple >>33776369If she does sounds like a her problem desuI watched both Scooby Doo live action movies with a girl from Tinder and then went home
>>33776369>a moid invites you to """watch a movie""">turns out he just wants to watch a movieFucking humiliating. Can't you watch a movie alone?
>>33776368I'm sorry that happened to you, getting cucked feels horrible
>>33776368>is the third wheel in a relationship with a guy who's fucking a younger girl
>>33776384Sorry I'm not a mind reader ig
>>33776372A couple nights this one psycho bitch came to my place, and I tried kissing her but she refused and stayed to tell me how much of a whore I am and tried to psychoanalyze me. Honestly I'm glad I didn't fug her or even kiss her.
>>33776366guilty!
gahh i'm just a dumb incel i wouldn't know anything. i wouldn't know anything about playing the violin for example!https://voca.ro/1aASB79z3YaXand i wouldn't know anything about playing the guitar either!https://voca.ro/18cWRlObvRKFYEAH i wouldn't know SHIT about things i've studied for almost 2 decades. random guy on 4chan is always RIGHT and i'm always wrong EVERY TIME. random wagecuck on the internet talking inbetween breaks is the MASTER at EVERYTHING and i am just an amateur, a dilettante... how will i ever recover!
>>33776311With the stubborn beer barrels at work, yes>>33776259That does sound rather dismissive of them, sounds like a general miscommunication desu>>33776216Idk what the latter is but meat is gay so I'm on team cheese >>33776115Probably >>33776106>DickThat sounds a bit gay ngl
>>33776390Are all moids this dense?
>>33776399No, just the autistic ones.
>>33776367>nobody here wants to fuck you JH. Focus on your cuckchairLol, she kind of is.>get dumped by gf>ex gf starts fucking bull>ex wants you to prep the bull>say no>she keeps asking>give in>now bull uses your holes, too.
>>33775969Maybe ask her when she gets off and try to meet up outside of work>>33775861Ngl if I go out with a rich friend I hope that nibba pays the bill>>33776399Not all but many>>33776395Epic songs bro>https://voca.ro/1aASB79z3YaXIn the Irish tavern before a sea voyage-ahh beat>https://voca.ro/18cWRlObvRKFchewing some tobacco before a western standoff-ahh beat
>>33776399imagine how stupid she feels sitting there untouched on his couch while he rambles on about his exyou wasted 80 bucks on your hair and wearing the most uncomfortable underwear ever inventedhe finally leans over and you think its finally happening!and he offers you some popcorn
>>33776369>>33776372>>33776384NTA.Just saying you want to watch a movie with her is the equivalent of "Netflix and chill" now? Shit, maybe that's why I got ghosted.
>tfw you just want to play vidya on your day off but the baddie from work keeps sending TikToks and YouTube videos you feel obliged to watch
>>33776412Just ignore her, bro. Don't be a simp.
>>33776412>tfw nobody from work has my real phone number so I can farm in peace
>>33776412Is she sending them to you specifically, as private messages?
>>33776379Only because I PHYSICALLY couldn't. They completely wore me out first. That's not cuck shit.>>33776385Fuck you.>>33776389>>33776403That's not an apt description of my relationship.
>>33776417Lol based farmsteader <3Yeah I'm in the WhatsApp group so it's l e a k e dI'm just memeing tho>>33776416Naw I can't ignore kekJust wish I could meet up with her but I have Ā£1.67 on my credit card
>>33776420shhh its ok girl, acceptance is the first step to recovery.In a year you'll be complaining how he already impregnated the other girl and you're still just there to be the fleshlight
>>33776424I'm seething at work now.
>>33776419Ya
Alright guys.Through my prescription anti aging routine, I have achieved the impossible task of looking 14 at 23.What kind of girls would be into this?
>>33776417Based
>>33776420Lots of 4channers are cucks. You're in good company here.
>>33776437I insta block them on instagram when my phone suggests "you might know *bitch from work*". No I don't, mind your own business.
>>33776431say hi to the beetles for me
>>33776435Shotacons ig
>>33776411>Just saying you want to watch a movie with her is the equivalent of "Netflix and chill" now?It obviously is. Was it ever different?
>>33776435>What kind of girls would be into this?Probably JH
Why do I only have success with the kinds of men I don't like and find intimidating and off-putting? The gym sports cars drugs partying types.This month I was finally approached by someone more in my league, a homely approachable fat fuck who likes my favorite games but he has some weird multiple partner shit going on. And the previous guy already had a gf and was trying to cheat. Otherwise they've all ignored me.
>>33776444>Was it ever different?Maybe it has, and I've been making a fool of myself the entire time.
>>33776446The gym sports car drugs partying type try to hit on every woman. I'm very obviously not that kind of girl either and they're like 70% of men who hit on me.
>>33776446U should do the approaching instead. There's an inverse correlation between the quality of the guy and how willing he is to approach random girlsI know because all of my friends that stack money, work hard, aren't degenerate etc don't approach
>>33776446You're probably cuter than you realize.I think you should go for chad instead of selling yourself short for nerds.
>>33775854Based and true.
>>33776259>and that itās not their problemThis is a red flag>sheās allowed to voice her opinionThis is notIt depends on what was said and how you reacted to it as well. You should also take into consideration their headspace and how long this may have been weighing on them
>>33776449>I'm very obviously not that kind of girl eitherAs a moid, how can I know?
>>33776435You wouldn't need to ask this if you were getting girls because they're all attracted to the same type of man; Chad.
>>33776439>>33776445You guys are bullying me too hard today. You could at least say something nice to offset it.>>33776441We got some huge bess beetles. I'm tempted to take pics to share.
>>33776369People read that as an ask to bang?
>>33776435>t.manlet
>>33776452>trying to trick a foid into getting pumped and dumpedDevilish
>>33776334Male12 if I forget to do laundry but not usually consecutive days
Should a woman have one foot out the door in a relationship in order to keep it secure? Will making a man insecure keep him around longer?Is it retarded to be a committed lovergirl?
>>33776451>I know because all of my friends that stack money, work hard, aren't degenerate etc don't approachWell adjusted men don't harass women? Who would've thought!?
>>33776351If you bite me that is more than enough
>>33776456I dress like a grandmother, don't wear make up, don't talk to anyone, never leave the house unless I'm getting paid to do so and have very strong opinions about the best farming videogames.
>>33776334Male. 1. I wash clothes after 1wear.
>>33776464Sounds like it would drive the guy insane and probably into cheating pr breaking up because I think you would more likely give off an impression of bot being serious.
>>33776464>Should a woman have one foot out the door in a relationship in order to keep it secure? Will making a man insecure keep him around longer?No.>Is it retarded to be a committed lovergirl?No. What's retarded is foids thinking they're committed to a guy who's just fucking them.
>>33776468Nta what is your opinion on the current farming game meta
>>33776459NTA. My gf sometimes fucks girls, so I'm technically a cuck too. Who cares?
>>33776475That's not cucking. At least I don't think so.
>>33776468What hairstyle do you have?
Women into simple rope play these days?
Someone confided in me to let me know my bf talks to, texts and sees and (fucks?) other girls in a relation seeking manner. Is this my cue to dip or what? Is there any reason to keep trying? I want something serious and this is pretty much a joke atp.What do?
>>33776475You are a cuck.
>>33776474The two newer games I've really enjoyed playing are story of seasons: grand bazaar and farm together, depending on the level of brain power I have available at that given time. My favorite game ever is Stardew Valley.>>33776478Waist length brown hair, with bangs. Pic rel but longer and less attractive.
>>33776480I hope so I'd love a girl to tie me up but I'm not real into shibari, seems a bit complicated for not much payoff
>>33776464>Should a woman have one foot out the door in a relationship in order to keep it secure?Wouldn't you lose respect for a man who tolerated that?
I was gonna post a story but maybe it's better if I don't...
>>33776486You have to appreciate how it looks on them more than as a sex act. I think rope marks are hot too.
>>33776462Chads will sometimes commit to stacies
>>33776485I keep hearing about Grand Bazaar, is it really that good? I originally tried one of the Switch ports of that series but it felt really underwhelming>My favorite game ever is Stardew Valley.Based, are you excited for Haunted Chocolatier?
>>33776490Oh I thought it was more like total restraint, to the point you can't move at allI've read an hmanga where a girl did that and just teased the guy after which seemed fun, but most of the thrill came from the fact they could get caught more than anything
>>33776484Right. That's my point. So is JH, she's just in denial.
>>33776482Threesome?
>>33776491Sure, but she's on 4chan, asking how to get guys to commit, lol.
>>33776482Kill him
>>33776492It's my favorite of the series for sure. I find story of seasons to be a little gimmicky in general, but I played around 20 hours so far and I've enjoyed it more than the others. It is a pretty good game.>are you excited for Haunted Chocolatier?So, so much. I have at least 600 hours in Stardew, I've 100%'d it 3 times and it is by far my favorite game. I can't wait to see what Haunted Chocolatier is like. I know anything Concerned Ape puts out is going to be fantastic.What are your favorites?
NTA but I'd commit to the most toxic dysfunctional relationship possible and I wouldn't even care because I haven't even been in a relationship since my childhood.
>>33776482Chad's rights
>>33776459>I'm tempted to take pics to share.do it fag>say something niceuhm...nice butt I guess
>>33776482If he's keeping it hidden from you that's a big red flag desu, if they're just friends he's chatting to/meeting up with why is he keeping it a secret?? So yeah I'm sorry anon ):>>33776464>Will making a man insecure keep him around longer?Depends on the guy but that'll just make me dip kek. I ain't got time for that
>>33776482Yeah leave. Unless you are a clown and into that.
>>33776503Well, at least she'll orgasm with Chad.
>>33776446They're probably just more outgoing and extroverted and take a lead desuProbably why I've also mainly dated party girls despite having little in common with them
>>33776449Are they just looking for an easy lay or something? They seem genuinely interested in talking and spending time with me but it's always boring and uncomfortable for me since we have nothing in common and I don't like the activities they want to do with me.>>33776451I approached the potential cheater thinking he was single. Every other time I've done the approaching the conversations ended up really surface level on their side and nothing ever became of it.>>33776452I don't think I'm particularly attractive and I don't really care about the masculine alpha omega hierarchy, I just want someone who likes to stay indoors and has something to talk about with me.
>>33776513Part of it is that they want to fuck, but that's pretty much every guy. The difference is that they're more outgoing, confident and extroverted compared to the guys I feel drawn to.
>GenderHas senpai noticed (You) yet?
>>33776498I am not a cuck. I don't get off on others having sex without me.>>33776508Thanks.
My period is over 4 days late now Iām actually freaking out, not pregnant but how do I fix this?
>>33776526Doctor doctor gove me the news.
>>33776526Have you had sex in the past couple months?
>>33776526Idk but are you able to go to a pharmacy or see a doc? >>33776524Idk but there is a tall Eastern European single mom who's gone to the bar I work at a few times and I'm in love
>>33776505>I played around 20 hours so far and I've enjoyed it more than the others. It is a pretty good game.What sets it apart? I haven't looked into it at all, the title sounds like it's very focused on sales though?>I've 100%'d it 3 times and it is by far my favorite gamGood lord, much respect anon. I tried to 100% it on my last playthrough but I think I missed one crop or seasonal forage, and took a break that is apparently still going. I've never even seen that resort he added ;-;>What are your favorites?I also like Stardew but I roleplay it more than anything lol. I marry the cute dragon girl, open a meadery, and make friends with the townsfolk by gifting them mead. In my spare time I farm Amethyst for my dragon wife's snacksAlso I like Rune Factory 4 Special but more for the relationship mechanics and the little shop it lets you run. I recently got the new one, Guardians of Azuma, but didn't get real far in it yet since other games came out right after...
>>33776530No>>33776531I donāt know what theyād tell me
>>33776506Understandable, and same. I did an absurd amount to try to make my ex happy, and it was never enough, but I kept at it just because it meant I wasn't alone. In the end, she was the one to dump me anyway.
>>33776524MaleNo, she came to our site for a full week and I never even saw her
>>33776538I can't even find someone accepting from just the outside. Without them even knowing me now. Makes getting domestic abuse from a partner sound preferable than disappearing.
>>33776525>I don't get off on others having sex without me.enjoying it isnt the condition to be a cuck, its just your partner fucking another person with your knowledge
>>33776537>NoAre you 100% not capping?
>>33776547But I fuck both of them as often as I physically can. That has to make it a throuple thing.
>>33776526Do you eat enough? I know malnutrition can sometimes stall thatHigh stress can too I think
>>33776536>What sets it apart?The sale dynamic is different - you basically sell 1 day a week. The time moves faster. More grindy but I do enjoy that aspect frankly.>Good lord, much respect anon. I'm trying to 100% it on every farm type. I haven't been playing in a while, I have a lot going on in my personal life so I'm having a hard time sitting down for a few hours and playing. But I love it, it's my favorite by far.I've heard of a couple game that are very focused on relationship mechanics, I might have them in my list of games to try on my phone. If I find my phone I'll let you know!
>>33776549in every poly relationship one person will eventually take the third wheel position, its only a matter of time. You'll see when it comes time to make a kid
>>33776555Third wheel person that wnds up having responsibilities dumped on them and finances.
Oh, she definitely gets her protein!!
Women are ignoble.
>>33776555I can admit that I'll always be the odd one out, in like everything I do it feels like. But it's not to the detriment of the relationship. I only got into this relationship with them because we're all on the same page. We love each other, we all want the same sort of family, and we agree on how to go about making it. He is going to knock me up while we're all together. That's non-negotiable as the first kid we'll have.
Anyone got any ideas how I can make 10 bucks by tonightOr even just 5 desu
>>33776524She noticed me, she talked to me, she decided she'd rather go talk to somebody else.
>>33776565
>>33775846hi everyonei've never dated a guy with an instagram account before and I don't have one. It's very early stages and i looked him up and he's following a bunch of weird fetish accounts. I talked to him about it and he said he'd delete but he's dragging his feet/lying to me. Should I ditch?
>>33776572Why can't you fucks just be happy for me and support me?
Seriously, women are scum.
>>33776574it would be morally wrong to support you in thisits like a heroin addict crying that people are saying he's not doing himself any favors by continuing induling
>>33776573Ya I'd ditch desu, if he's following that shit on insta who knows what bro looks at on his alts
>>33776553>The sale dynamic is different - you basically sell 1 day a week. The time moves faster. More grindy but I do enjoy that aspect frankly.That sounds like an interesting change, maybe I'll check it out if I get the time and see what else is in it too>I'm trying to 100% it on every farm typeWhich ones havr you got so far? I've only even played on standard and forest, I found the forest one super cozy. The monster one seems stressful especially early on. >I have a lot going on in my personal life so I'm having a hard time sitting down for a few hours and playingI'm sorry to hear that, hopefully things settle down soon so you can get some more farming done before Haunted Chocolatier comes out!>I've heard of a couple game that are very focused on relationship mechanics, I might have them in my list of games to try on my phone. If I find my phone I'll let you know!Oh thank you! It's not the most important one to me necessarily but I just loved being able to keep going on dates in 4 Special even after getting married. If they added that to Stardew, and maybe a little merchant booth, it would be the perfect game imo
>>33776573>Should I ditch?Idk, is it a dealbreaker for you? Consider that even if he does delete, he followed those accounts for a reason, presumably that he has an interest in that sort of thing and that's not going to change by unfollowing or deleting instagram. It's up to you to decide how you feel about what he's into.
>>33776576Is it genuinely that self destructive in your opinion? Are you really not hyperbolizing?
>>33776581>Which ones havr you got so far?Standard, Forest and the Meadowlands Farm! I had just started 4 corners. Forest farm is also my favorite, I played it on Forest farm only until I decided to 100% it on every type.>even after getting marriedYeah, that's severely lacking in Stardew. After you marry someone they basically become dead. You can mod the shit out of your relationship in Stardew, I've definitely done it on some replays. I do not like modding major stuff but I always mod the spouse so they're more interesting lol
Moids on atoga are always hyperbolizing everything.
>>33776589I trust their average opinion to reflect a genuine feeling, at least.
>>33776573F so feel free to disregard if you only want the opinion of the opposite gender, but I'd ditch. Having fetish accounts on your public instagram is weird, lying to your gf about it is retarded.
>>33776588You can mod relationships?? Do you have any reccs for mods? I haven't looked into mods for the game at all
>>33776585I believe its more of a waste of time. How many poly couples do you know that worked out in the long run? You dont have that much time anymore to fuck around like that. I think its a shopping while hungry situation you found yourself in. basically grasping at anything you can while panicking to find a relationship>>33776589you can just use the world exaggerate JH...
Speaking of Instagram, what does it mean when you ask why your bf is following a ton of cosplay thots and DMing them, and he explains that he does it because it's funny and it makes him laugh to see dumb whores with daddy issues ruin their lives.I dumped him years ago but I still think about it. Was it just a panicked overreaction and an attempt to prove that he couldn't possibly be flirting or cheating? Or was he trying to look masculine? Or was he actually honest?
>>33776594He sounds like an asshole in either case.
>>33776594The fact guys like this are able to get girlfriends but I can't even get a date really makes me feel even worse
>>33776596Shitty women choose shitty men
>>33776593It feels like this is too perfect to not commit byo, though. I know the whole "too good to be true" sentiment, but being in it, it really does feel attainable. I feel loved and appreciated in a way I haven't in a very long time.And obvs that second quote wasn't me. I never vaguepost like a bitch.
>>33776592You can mod pretty much anything! There are also fan made expansions with new characters. For the characters, I've used only Immersive Characters - Shane because I want to date the alcoholic but I want him to be better lolMy fav QOL mods are:>Automatic gates>Automatic animal doors>UI info suite
>>33776595>>33776598Is that not common? I've read a ton of similar male opinions on 4chan>>33776596Have you tried shooting below your league? He was the first and last guy who ever asked me out, I would've said yes to anyone at that point
>>33776594He was thirsting after them. Thats a retard as shit excuse.
Does anyone remember that Drillbit Taylor Swift garbage I posted a while back?
>>33776594He got caught being a thirsty moid and made up a stupid excuse.
>>33776611>Have you tried shooting below your league?Sort of I think? Idk I shoot for women I get along with and like spending time with, not based on leagues or physical attractiveness>He was the first and last guy who ever asked me out, I would've said yes to anyone at that pointThere will be more don't worry >Is that not common? I've read a ton of similar male opinions on 4chanEven if it were common it's still a shitty thing to do. Besides I think guys on 4chan are really extreme on here but won't actually do that irl
>>33776573I see a difference in DM and following. If you were in a long term relationship and adding more of them to follows then that's a concern. DM is absolutely a concern. If it just existed pre dating then it is whatever so long as they aren't doom scroll liking the stuff while currently in a relationship.
M 34Am I too old for another practice gf?
>>33776629Yeah, your current gf should be someone you marry
>>33776611>Is that not common? I've read a ton of similar male opinions on 4chanDunno. I stand by what I said, regardless.
>>33776625Are you the white nationalist guy who posted a picture of his gun and his phone plugged into an audio system playing Taylor Swift?
>>33776230>>33776312Once again I am reminded of the low intelligence we are harboring here...
>>33776591Thank you. I also realize he has a bunch more alts he didn't tell me about. Red flag
A good woman can erase a bad man. A good man gets erased by a bad woman
>>33776641Men are soluble
>>33776633No, but my phone bkgd is my anime waifu in a confederate bikini
>>33776636Yeah. In general I'd avoid any man is too porn obsessed. Following women just because they're hot would be a dealbreaker for me.
>>33776644Pathetically
>>33776649I wish it was just women.. he follows tons of trannies
>>33776657Lmao.
>>33776657Oh, anon. A tranny chaser? You can do better.
Idk how they don't just delete twitter and Instagralike I did. It worked for me.
Where do I meet clingy gf
>>33776662They are not into you.
i blocked him you guys. are you proud of me? going to need a drink. i cant believe i was so stupid.
>>33776665Youāll make this mistake again
>>33776661Why?
>>33776665I'll see you next week.
>>33776669Delete stuff you doom scroll, you don't even need to unfollow just stay away from them. Mentally everything is better.Yet I'm on her and this place also sucks.
>>33776635You dont even know what a burek is. And Only Im allowed to shit on the balkan in these threads
my fellow atogiansit has been brought to my attention that our unwaivering bravery in the face of danger and undying patriotism for this country has been long overlooked and underappreciated and i wanted to personally thank eveyone of you for contribution to society, i am thankful for you and proud of this country we live in.
>>33776680Ever just take a shit.
Post gender, is 33776650 attractive?
>>33776611cool digits
>>33776594>he does it because it's funny and it makes him laugh to see dumb whores with daddy issues ruin their livesWhat the hell lmaoHe sounds like a loser coomer misogynist in denial>>33776629>practice gfKys>>33776680>wanted to personally thank eveyone of you for contribution to societyI'm a lowly wagie but thx u 2>>33776684>33776650Who is this, a robot
>>33776684I have arachnophobia so I wouldn't soz
Post gender, is >>33776650 attractive?>>33776684Oops, ignore this
>>33776697F. I don't find that kind of look particularly pretty.
>>33776678You don't sound likeable.
>>33776594100% he likes them cause they're hot, nothing to overthink. If that was his excuse, then there's a good chance he actually looks down on them, but is pushing it to the extreme as an excuse.
>>33776663but my ex was clingy and we only broke up because she didnt want kids
>>33776697MNo, she's the insecure/timid alt type not the dangerous/exciting type. Men don't like that.
>>33776698Thanks for your honesty!
>>33776697MI don't mind tattoos and some piercings. Even SH cuts I am ok with.But that is just too much of everything and nothing about her is in any way appealling.
What movie should I watch at work today, you guys?
>>33776629How long were you with your practice gf? You're still supposed to hunt for other girls while with your practice gf. If you stayed with her for more than a year, you probably got content with having free pussy.
>>33776594Mfollowing IG thots is just coomerism, nothing more. if he's actually dming them he's lying about the reasoning he gave u 100% that sounds fucking retarded lmao.
I don't want a practice gf because I would be unable to break up with anyone and I would have to make them break up with me and I don'tfeel like doing that
>>33776629I am 33 and ready to start my forever life with someone, but that is just me.
>>33776700Yeah, youāre right
>>33776718Why would you put yourself in that delima? Wtf? Practice gf? Why not just be with someone because you like that person?
>>33776718You sound like the exact type of person who needs a practice gf.
>>33776723On my first try? I doubt that
>>33776723That's not an option for a lot of men, so they have a dilemma of keep fucking your hand or settle for a practice gf whom you don't want people to see you with. I never showed my practice gfs to my friends nor family.
>>33776718>I would have to make them break up with meThis feels harder AND more evil than just doing it yourself.
>>33776718theres no way the practice gf shit is real man thats so retarded
>>33776718Meh it's easy, you just tell her you realized you are too busy for a relationship. Worst case scenario you simply break up. Better case scenario she sticks around expecting to become your wifee and then you can have sex with her whenever you want since you are too 'busy' to have real dates or hang out too much.
>>33776723>delimaDelima balls?
>>33776729But if I start acting like a moron and a jerk they will have enough of me and they will gain confidence by standing up for them selves and breaking up with me no? Win win that is how I see it. I doubt anyone would want to stay with me long anyway.
>>33776728What's wrong with fucking your hand if you don't want to date someone?
Children of divorceDo you have issues with affection? Iām 32, just got my first gf but I think itās going to end soon. Receiving affection makes me feel very uncomfortable. Physical contact and sex is awkward for me and feels unnatural. I read that itās common to feel this way for people who experienced a divorce or lived in a ācoldā household as a child. Maybe it ruined me too
Stat sexYou ever think "today I am going to masturbate to X", but save that thought for later instead of chasing the release right away?
>>33776735kek sounds like a nightmare
>>33776741Yeah, I do. Being touched makes me sick
>>33776446>The gym sports cars drugs partying types.man i wish i were like em
>>33776746How old are you? F or m?I start to feel really uncomfortable when my gf smiles and stares at me. It feels unnatural and wrong. I refuse to do any PDA and I think that upsets her
>>33776742F, yes, constantly. I sometimes plan out my schlick nights a week in advance, saving certain smut stories or videos or whatever for then.
>>33776748Start your own Douchebag life today!
>>33776742M. That has happened, yes. Mostly saving an erotic audio for bed time.
>>33775857M, I believe in a sign of Zeta>>33775878DAMN you're right!!>>33775884Good on you anon. For your own sake, try to stay on top of assignments better so you don't have to rush. It's so much less stressful.>>33776115Not unless I know them at least a little. Anybody asking a total stranger to date them is up to something nefarious.>>33776317Don't they have strange dicks?
>>33776589hehehehehehe, i got the joke
>>33776665gj, gj what did he do?
>>33776697Vile.>>33776705>Because she didn't want kidsEvery time I go here I am reminded that everyone has better options and opportunities than I do since even that wouldn't be a deal breaker because there isn't options really.
>>33776757>starting off with a discussion on weird animal dicksThank you for the excuse to discuss it.Also I read your story, it was a great short thing to quickly introduce a couple characters and have an excuse to get to the action quick. Not as romantic as I like it, but obvs that wasn't the intention.
>>33776697cute body but meh on the big tats
>>33775982>males displaying mating behavior>in hereOh I am laffin.
>>33776763>>33776573
>>33776752>plan out my schlick nights a week in advanceGirl, are you holding a seance or what?
>>33776769Hello Laffin I am Hungry
>>33776573>>33776665Were you expecting different replies than last time you asked?But good you got rid of him.Keep it that way.Meeting up with somebody should only be done once you've been talking with them for several weeks and know them kind of well. Basically to check if they are honest or end up screwing up with some lies.
>>33776697She's attractive to me, just needs a better nose ring. I'd worry about the self harm scars, though.
>>33776482>Is this my cue to dip or what?YES, WTF>>33776697M, not to me, no.>>33776741I have no issue with casual affection, but anything serious is scary at first. I shuddered the first time I hugged my first gf.>>33776742Yep. Typically when I'm right about to leave for work and notice some new awesome eroge released.
>>33776771what sort of fetishes? Also, prob a good choice, doubt he wouldve just threw out his kinks straight up for an insta girl
>>33776760explain?
>>33776780>no issue with casual affectionWhat is that
>>33776765Thank you very much.It's a little tonally weird because per my outline, the plan was to have it get VERY DARK. It wasn't supposed to be a romance because she became obsessed and infatuated with somebody who saved her, but always viewed her as disposable fuckmeat.>getting fucked was going to make her 'wake up' and realize she didn't want it from the sheer pain, the centaur was going to use her anyways>she was going to wake up on the edge of the woods in terrible shape, and the final line was going to be a callback that yes, there ARE monsters in the woodsBut a minute into typing that, I realized I really, really did not want to write something like that.
>>33776779>She
>>33776697Mshe is scary
Where's that anon that asked if anyone would like to be tied up and railed
>>33776739Because you're truly screwed if you end up as a 30yo virgin. That's more sad than just having a practice gf for a few months. And you need experience in case you do sleep with a real gf material girl. You can't tell her you don't know how to unhook her bra or get too nervous to get your dick hard etc.
>>33776783I have no issue hugging family, friends, even coworkers. But if I hug somebody I'm interested in, I stiffen up a bit (not my penis) and my eyes flit around.
>>33776785Yeah, I started to wonder afterwards. But in general that type of female body looks alright to me.
>>33776782>guys here are always [hating on women]thats a hyperbole, its hyperbolic or exaggerated. Change [ ] to hyperbolizing, now youve made a joke
Sitting on a benchSitting on a bench
I made an order from an overseas company, and their website switched my address to the wrong one. So now my expensive package is gone. And itās my fault for not double checking, but I showed video proof their website fucked up and their customer service was just like āokay. So what.ā So now Iām out $300 and donāt know what to do. I donāt want to reorder and repay customs fees. Is it unreasonable to ask for a refund?
>>33776791>hyperbolizingdoes this have a second meaning that I don't know?
>>33776794Yes
>>33776741F30, no, both of my parents were loving and affectionate with me even after they split up.I'm pretty withdrawn and anxious around people I don't know well but I've never had issues with intimacy or affection in my relationship.
>>33776750M 28You should look into therapy for it, not fair to her
>>33776794Of course you should ask for a refund. If they won't give you one, I'd do a chargeback.
>>33776741MaleYeah, I think my parents divorcing is part of why I can't flirt and feel uncomfortable with the idea of affection outside of a relationship. Sex itself is so foreign to me, it seems unnatural like you said and I don't really have much interest in it. Receiving any kind of affection or praise in general makes me feel bad actually, like I don't deserve it. I grew up in two houses where I was mostly left to my own devices
>>33776795a verb meaning to make hyperboles?
>>33776802how is that a joke are you stupid
I just notice my jeans are making my bulge seem huge. Should I go and change into something more appropriate?
>>33776697MaleYeah, I like it personally. She looks spooky, in a good way
I have no idea how it feels to have my body swing back and forward from being pounded
Can my next gf be as beautiful caring sweet, interesting and lovely as the girl who broke up with me? Thanks and hold the bitchy
>>33776801Same. When this relationship ends itās over for me. Iāll never be able to do it over again.
>>33776796Yes itās unreasonable?>>33776800Okay, they said they filed a report but I doubt anything will come of it. Iāll ask for a refund in a few days. Iām just mad that a product I paid $250 for has such awful customer service. I had to explain it like 6 times to them, and they kept trying to blame me.
>>33776811No it's not unreasonable but i hope you can get it
>>33776810I've never even had one, and despite it being my dream I just think I'm not capable of it. Have you tried therapy? I did for a minute but my therapist sucked ass
>>33776811Keep calling them. Don't let them get away with taking your money and not giving you something in return.
>>33776794You need them to refund you ASAP. If they take too long, call your bank and initiate a chargeback, especially since they're overseas and appear to scam people. The quicker, the better.I always use credit cards now because banks tend to be quicker to help when it's their money.
Ok atoga ok. Have it your way. We shall see who gets the last laugh.
>>33776794contact your credit card company, ez fix. You paid for something you never received. They'll be on your side
>not even one (1) week into college>all the girls are already takenI'm going to die a virgin.
If your gf takes away "last seen" on WhatsApp is it over?
>>33776815Iām not going to therapy
>>33776817I feel bad, because they did send it, but itās in the wrong hands now. >>33776820I donāt think itās a scam, just a fuck up. So I shouldnt wait? I think itās a small company (800 people, is that small?) and I feel bad asking for that much money back, when they did send out a product, but I also canāt just lose $300 for nothing.
How should i find someone i want to pay to hold me in various wrestling positions?
>>33776831>I feel bad, because they did send it, but itās in the wrong hands now.That doesn't mean you should get screwed over. Their attitude toward you over the phone makes me unsympathetic to the poor small company that essentially told you to shove it.
>>33776832That sounds interesting.
>>33776828It's ok anon, least you didn't find out your bi and no one's actually interested IRL for both sexs. It can always be worse.
>>33776784Personally, I took the idea that it was a dream literally. That she has to struggle with the idea of what she perceives her savior to really be by virtue of her biases against monsters and men as a whole, and also struggle with how willingly she accepts those perceived dark corners of their minds and intents, even in her fantasies. At least that's how my self inserting brain went about it. In my perfect fantasy, she'd come to terms with her hypersexualization of the centaur guy and tackle how fucked up her preferences are while trying to navigate the foreign and actually mellow, comparably "normal" temperament and preferences he has. I don't think it'd work out for them in the end, but at least she'd get horsedick and learn about herself from it all.
>>33776832PLEASE be in Montreal
>>33776837What?
>>33776832Go to a wrestling gym and sign up
>>33776831didn't you say you showed them the website fucked up and they didnt gaf? Why feel bad? They lost your stuff, get your money back
>>33776772Pretty much, I light scented candles and dim the lights and play sounds and all that to set a mood that compliments the smut.
>>33776831>and I feel bad asking for that much moneyI personally would not feel bad. Their job isn't done when the package leaves their warehouse and if the system has issues, they need to fix them because otherwise they are not providing a good customer experience. $50 or $2000, it doesn't matter.
>>33776840Neither straight women nor gay men wanna fuck me or date me. Its black pilling. You have it better because they are just taken instead of finding out you just aren't wanted by anyone really.
Fuck you guys are disgusting
>>33776839Never>>33776841I need the man to be attractive enough and i wouldn't want to get aroused in a normal setting like a pervert, also i don't want to do it back
>>33776844The smut I listen to does most definitely not include anything that sentimental.
>>33776788>That's more sad than just having a practice gf for a few monthsI can think of several non-sad reasons to end up as a 30yo virgin but even if it were sad, don't you think that sad is better than deranged. Imagine your future gf telling you "I dated a disgusting guy I didn't like but I needed that dick-sucking experience for your sake honey">You can't tell her you don't know how to unhook her bra or get too nervous to get your dick hard etc.Why not? My bf had both of these issues and I thought it was cute. Are you looking to date some really popular girl who wants a flawless and super experienced guy?
>>33776835Thanks >>33776843Yea I have video proof, I recreated it. I should have caught it when it happened I guess but I didnāt >>33776845Iām worried a chargeback would reflect badly on my credit card. I think Iāll just ask them for a refund directly and see what happens?
>>33776851Weirdo
>>33776850What did I do?
>>33776852It doesn't need to be sentimental. Pine scents and a little forest ambience while I do it to a Friday the 13th knockoff where he fucks the counselors to half-death isn't exactly deep, just apt.
>>33776832is this headlock femanon?
>>33776838I'm really very flattered that you engaged with it to that extent.The intent I had was that it wasn't really a dream, but her brain got so fogged up that she thinks she just fell asleep instead of meeting with him and all the rest. As she'd keep meeting him and forgetting about it, eventually her mind and body would acclimate, maybe with the help of some mystical tonics from the centaur, and she'd definitely end up a total unabashed pervert. Possibly too much for him.
UGHHHHHH
>>33776854Ask for a refund for now, and if they continuously push you aside, do the chargeback. Worst case, you won't be allowed to use their service anymore, but is that a loss if they can't even fulfill an order in the first place?
>>33776856Read the degenerates commiserating about beastality
>>33776857I see.Do you put on headphones to listen to something too or is it just text (which I understood as "smut")?
Fems, imagine being waken up by getting plapped
>>33776853>Imagine your future gf telling you "I dated a disgusting guy I didn't like but I needed that dick-sucking experience for your sake honey"Men and females are different. Not the same at all. Men don't care about sexual experience, foids do, to the point where they reject men for being inexperienced.Good for your bf, but men can't hope to meet the 1% female who will accept them until they're 40 and missed out on sex in their prime years. That's what you're suggesting here.
>>33776788It can't really be that bad right?>>33776853>My bf had both of these issues and I thought it was cute. I hope most people treat it like this otherwise thats just grim.
Oops I did it againI just in my chair
>>33776876In bed
>>33776859Maybe, i just need to know a tactic that sounds viable and realistic enough
>>33776860>I'm really very flattered that you engaged with it to that extentOh I "engaged" with it very thoroughly.And the beauty of short stories that I can fill in the blanks and make up my extended interpretation even if it wasn't the author's intention. I do that a lot. Even just having that starting point and descriptive language helps my brain settle into imagining things I can't just yank out of thin air like that.
>>33776869Mostly just text. But I'll wear earbuds if I'm using any sort of audio. I don't live alone.
>>33776870+
>>33776875if a woman likes you, she likes you. i taught my 30 yo bf how to make out because he just didn't have enough experience to do it well and it didn't really affect how i see him at all.
>>33776870I would want to be woken up before the plap so I can freshen up.
>>33776887You are evil for lying to him.
>>33776881I was asking if you were the femanon who wanted to be put in a headlock and insulted
>>33776883>Oh I "engaged" with it very thoroughly.I was genuinely worried it was so amateurish and generally bad that you'd just never get back to me about it, and we'd just move on like it never happened. So I'm pretty tickled by that.Your interpretation is fair, whatever is on the paper/screen is what's in play after all.
>>33776885I use headphones for asmr nearly all the time simply because it feels more intimate to me, though I do live alone.
>>33776871fake and gay go fuck chad incelloid. no one knows you are a virgin unless you tell them
>>33776881Imagine being an wrestling instructor and a slightly weird-smelling girl pays you for private sessions to demonstrate holds and entries on her under the guise of "self-defense lessons" and you put her in a headlock and you suddenly hear a hissing sound and look down to a puddle on the mat as she soaks through her tights and you profusely apologize because you assume she passed out and you negligently didn't notice but she's actually just a disgusting pervert femcel.
>>33776889i don't see where you extrapolated that but good morning to you too, schizo-chan
>>33776890MaybeBut in this case i wouldn't be able to ask him to insult me unless maybe i find a way that is 100% fetishistic, if not i'll be okay with restriction only
>>33776794>Is it unreasonable to ask for a refund?No, but they seem unreasonable enough that they may not give it to you.
Atoga is an allegory for socioeconomic realities
>>33776891>I was genuinely worried it was so amateurish and generally badIt's definitely on the better side of smutty short stories I've read in general, I wouldn't even qualify it as amateurish, just purposefully curt. And it contributed to a productive night, so it's a success if you ask me.
>>33776897why couldn't you just make insults part of the agreement? or are there specific insults you only want?
>>33776871>Men and females are different. Not the same at all.The difference is barely noticeable and even then virgins are on the same level as guys with 5 bodies.
>>33776892ASMR def needs earbuds or something to enjoy much at all. But I don't really sexualize ASMR specifically much. Audio porn I listen to is usual about telling a story.
>>33776899some girl was on before with a 300k software job
>>33776900Thank you very much. I'm flustered.
>>33776895nta but this actually made me wet my panties
Femanons, rate my mom's porn history. Kinda boring and vanilla af imo.
>>33776905Probably has some degenerate fantasies, whereas the poor only fantasize about basics
>>33776893I'm not a virgin incel, but I was a late bloomer. I got my first gf at 16. And what are you so mad about that you have to resort to kindergarten-tier insult? Is it the best your tiny foid brain can come up with?I just talked to lots of older anons over the years who regretted waiting for something that never happened to them. That's what you're telling anons should do. Some of them did get a female in bed, but they were turned off by their inexperience. It's incredibly evil what you're suggesting here. You want anons to shoot themselves in the foot and for them to hope to get a slut gf who will teach them everything. It's more likely the females will make up an excuse to leave than teach them anything after learning that a 30yo man is sexually inexperienced./thread
>>33776895This post sounds useful>>33776901If i asked that to a normal person they would absolutely think i'm super weird and generally i'm not good at expressing that stuff anyway
>>33776910didn't read all that, no one cares, go fuck chad
>>33776906I'm sure a lurker or two also enjoyed it but they'll never say anything. I don't want to turn the thread into a writing blog comments section, but I do think you could build off what worked and tweak what you feel didn't to make something pretty good.
>>33776908On the one hand, based. On the other, she probably neglected to teach you that men are meant to moan during sex despite knowing she'd be dooming her daughter-in-law to a lifetime of dry orgasmless sex.
>>33776914I accept your concession. Throwing a tantrum like a retard, lmao.
>>33776916No one enjoys beastality except you and toddler diddy
>>33776918no one cares, go fuck chad
>>33776904The only ASMR I listen to is sexual. hahCan be anything from a roleplay, telling a story or something a femanon sent me.
>>33776908Better than my dad's porn preferences. It's all asian women. Probably some asian "women" too, but he'd hide that shit better.
I need a boyfriend to distract me from my intrusive thoughts, but I don't want to have sex. What should I do?
>>33776908That screen is disgustingly dirty.
>>33776908What does a guy say during sex? I get a lil bothered when I think about his hot breath on my neck and hearing him breathe.
>>33776924date an asexual
>>33776929Where are they
>>33776922>The only ASMR I listen to is sexualI want to make ASMR for men, but I don't want them to EXCLUSIVELY jerk off to it. I want them to enjoy it as a relaxing or enjoyable experience and SOMETIMES jerk off to it when a certain topic or mood works for them.
>>33776930probably tumblr or tiktok
>>33776912>they would absolutely think i'm super weirdthey probably already think that if you're paying them to put you into wrestling holds. I can't imagine hem not being open-minded at this point......you dumb perverted big-boob femcel
>>33776920Tell that to the Disney enjoyers who pretty much made this current wave of monsterfuckers on the internet.
>>33776931Mhm, we talked about this before.What you want is something you can't control though.
>>33776908imagine if you seen mom son porn on there....
>>33776931any ideas for ASMR you can think of?
>>33776912gaze upon your fate, and despair!
>>33776934Gonna need your shipping address so I can send you some tubing for your garage and car
>>33776916Who knows? Maybe some other time when I'm not feeling sick.
It's funny how /atoga/ is the only place where every female claims to love short virgin guys with small dicks.
>>33776935It's tough. I tried a lot of cringe ASMR ideas to try and get views, so idk why making it sexual feels so uniquely cringey. Like I even did one where I just whispered random video game related words I didn't fully understand to try and grab "gamer" listeners.
How do I get un-molested?
>tfw ate rancid crackers and now i'm dyingi need a foid to volunteer to be my handler. you will follow me around and stop me from eating disgusting things, in return you get cock milking privileges. eh?eh???>>33776741does it count if the parents objectively should be divorced lmao my mom was never very good at paying any attention to me, i have an extremely hard time being affectionate. even complimenting my partner, telling thrm that they're hot or something...i have no l idea why, but it makes me feel real vulnerable. very very strange and kind of distressing desut. 29 years old
>>33776887I mean I hope but the longer I live the more everything romantic seems made up or fake, or just rare enough it feels like it.>>3377689970k feels like barely breaking even if I actually went to a dentist, doctor or any other mesical check. Hell I barely afford car insurance.
>>33776945You donāt, itās permanent. Best part is that no one cares
>>33776943Well I've said before, my wish to you would just be you being as naughty, direct and explicit as you can be.
>>33776942Its funny how badly you want chad's cock in your mouth
>>33776933Maybe that's true but it's more embarassing to ask for that too>>33776939I despair enough already and my fate is to stay alone with my weird interestsAt least if i was a man i could easily find and pay girls who do nsfw stuff
>>33776938Like think of for me to do now? No idea what people want to hear nowadays.>>33776940You lost me.>>33776941Well I hope you feel better soon. And no pressure to write, you've already contributed more OC than I can expect out of this place.
>>33776942What other places do you go to where women talk about their preferences regarding dick size and sexual experience?
>>33776954Kill yourself
Guys, they added a new free hand pose DLC.
>>33776946>handleri accept. where is my leash?
>>33776951I'll save that for when I need money so bad that I start some sort of OF or whatever the platform people use nowadays is.
>>33776958Italian devs are cooking
>>33776960I wouldn't mind shelling out some money, but if I pay for it, I would want it to be in ways you might not enjoy.
>>33776956he forms his opinions entirely from propagandized social media platforms and doesn't speak to women otherwise
>>33776924i think the mormons found a way to get around sex
Should I end my relationship with a man who isn't giving me enough attention anymore?We've been together for 1.5 years now, long-distance for most of it, and I fear he's become too comfortable.
>>33774340>>33774335The girl is Maimy. Or Maimynyan on youtube.
>>33776917She's never gonna have a daughter-in-law so it's fine
>>33776967Kek sorry i hope she likes the bf i chose for her
Damn she mad lol
>>33776962Totally. At that point it's not for fun, it's a service.
>>33776965talk to him bout it first then if no change, leave
>>33776942What are you talking about? No, they don't.
>>33776959when you say "my leash"....?
>>33776967Nice.Does she slut herself out properly?
>>33776953pay a girl to choke you nsfw-ishly
>>33776953>I despair enough already and my fate is to stay alone with my weird interestsfemanon, there are couples that literally fart on each other. I am sure you can find someone who would want to wrestle you.
>>33776965there is no point to a long distance relationship with no planned end.
>>33776953Youāre doing it to yourself
>>33776954I'll do my best, and yeah, I've done a lot of OC in just this past year. My favorite is still the Saw trap.>>33776967I thought so. Weird seeing her here.>>33776978She does erotic asmr on OF I believe. Nothing too raunchy iirc, more just implications.
>>33776974But it's not true and organic if I need to tell him to talk to me or commit better, is it? It's something he should naturally do considering I have never faltered in my adoration.Is there some way to get the initial affection back without just demanding it?
Sometimes I wake up thinking about how she was pushing her butt on me in bed just before she was about to leave Mr forever. I was sore as fuck from multiple raucous fucks the night before and I thought I was being based by ignoring her. Little did I know she wanted to just get her last foll before she dumped me.
>>33776965why tf are you asking us like we're gonna know?? talk to him about it and see whats up. why do people get in relationships where this doesn't feel like an instinctial first option?
>>33776984>the Saw trapYou like cum too much. Or you like making me think about cum too much. Either way, you only get away with it because of the creativity.
>>33776934Hey now don't drag me into this
>>33776982True as fuck. I won't even try that shit anymore unless there's a solid plan out of it.
>>33776989Nah I was just watching the Saw movies around that time and thought it'd be hilarious.
I want to call my ex but I'm afraid of how much it'll cost to call international
>>33776994Exes are exes for a reason. You shouldn't get involved with them again.
>>33776980I do not like girls, but i'll say that it was nice when one of them would hold me between her thighs, women are very different from men though>>33776981But i'm scared of everything that's why i wish to have light enough experiences but then not really because even that may be too much and i just use it as a fantasy but the fantasy has to be realistic enough for me to not feel bad about it and have you ever seen those mouses mixed with mammoth dna?
Nevermind, I'm gonna do it to some police roleplay shit.Lock me up, senpai!
>>33776999So annoying
>>33775794don't do it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnlJw9H0xAM
foids: i make sure my diamonds come from the most horrific conflicts imaginable. i'm eating red snapper off the vermillion coast; war is all i think about.
>>33777000I'm taking you to horny jail, where you won't be allowed to have sex or fap, come along
>>33777001You get me
>>33776985communication is the only way to get stuff across. Not everyone is born perfect. Its perfectly healthy to talk to a partner bout issues and stuff. You dont demand it, you tell him how you feel. If he doesnt want to change, or doesnt want to do your solutions, then leave
>>33777005If you put a handcuff on my dick, I might just explode randomly...
>>33777006Yea, itās icky, like the rest of you
>>33777004You: I want Chad to stroke my hair and say good boy as I swallow his cum. I want to feel chads pecs press into my back while his cock penetrates me, hitting my make gspot. I want this more than anything.
>>33776999Hmmm, I think you need to work on getting less scared of stuff. You seem to be overthinking a lot.>ever seen those mouses mixed with mammoth dna?yeah they were cute.
Just woke upShould I read the whole thread and late reply to everything or just start from here?
>>33777008We're putting your cock in one of those cock cages with the spikes on the top that stab you if you get hard.
Either gender.Do you have a comfort movie or show that you can just put on and relax to?
>>33777014Nobody cares.
>>33777010That's why i'm staying away from people, sorry to make you feel icky all over but please remember that i like to be insulted so stay safe>>33777013Sometimes i try, thank you
>>33777017last thread some anon was complaining about someone doing that so I just wanted to check if (s)he was here
>>33777011what a bizarre post (You) have made
>>33777014Depends, do you want a slow build up of horniness or to get straight to the sexy part?
Do transwomen tend to be real jerks?
>>33777015I'm tall and strong, you can't just put me in a cock-locker! D:<Granted, all I am wearing right now is my pyjama shorts, so I am in kind of a pickle here... I hope you don't have a whip or a tazer? Not sure if your naughty squad has been equipped with those.
>>33775794Nooo saar pls don'thttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRYZijLZR-Q
>>33777019Yeah, whatever, the fake apology is very icky
>>33777024Yes
>>33777024The ones I've known in real life were nice. The ones I've known online were demonic, though.
>>33777016mnot really. bluey is almost that but it makes me want a family too bad. maybe jon-era game grumps? that might be my emergency escapism if i need to truly rot to something. if i want to relax i get way too high to reliably move around and lay around in bed shaking and howling
>>33777025A whip, a taser, a tens machine, a volley wand... now come quietly and I'll only use one of these things and I'll let you pick your favorite.
>>33777024I mean, they're just people. I've met some who were very nice, and worked with one who invented complaints about me to upper management out of thin air.
>>33777019>Sometimes i try, thank youOkay that's good, though>That's why I'm staying away from peoplemight be counterintuitive. Maybe try getting out more.>remember that i like to be insultedI just want the best for you, pervy femcel with obscene tits!
>>33777011Not wrong and same but (f) I want to be filled with hot human cream and watch it ooze out my pusspuss
>>33777034I don't even know what half of those are.You seem experienced, more experienced with this then I am.But I will have my revenge with you and pin you down, the moment you let your guard down.
There has to be more to life than this
>>33777024no>>33777030this i could see
>>33777015I will keep the key on my wrist!
>>337770424chan has other boards, yeah.
>>33777016M>FilmSpirited Away. Not terribly original, I know.>ShowPing Pong. No idea why that anime of all anime is the one I can watch again and again no matter my emotional state. I guess because it's so life-affirming?
>>33777039>ooze out my pusspussAnon... You gotta work on your dirty talk.
>>33777028It is half fake because you can't expect everyone to suit your tastes here but i'm pretty conscious of mine, i was also being ironic but since you're probably a female human it's more true than fake, hope you feel better nowIf you're male idk what to say and you just have to deal with it, very sad
>>33777045...aaaand it's ruined.Congratulations.
>>33777042There is! Download Grindr Today!
>>33777050Why do you keep typing? The more you type the worse you look. Never speak to me again
>>33777016No.
tfw no spider gf to web a over my face before dissolving me into man goo and sucking it out like a gusherwhy even live
>>33777055But it was fun to me... <\3Take care cutie
>>33777042There isn't. If you're not born rich or as a female, you're forced to suffer with the other peasants. Find God and hope that Heaven exists.
>>33777039Hot
>>33777042Life mostly is what you make of it. Plus a lot of existential horror that you have very little control over.
>>33777060Honey, no one is stopping you from downloading grindr and chasing after some chad cock. It's so obvious that's what you want. Everyone knows it.
I could never love a woman who has less than 5 different cheeses in her fridge
GenderWhatās new with you lately
>>33777065No itās not. Itās an RNG Fortnite game where im surrounded by stupid niggers with p2w equipment telling me how theyāre better than me while pretending they care about anyone but themselves
>>33777049Imagine if you had an imp growing out of your head.
>>33777071Started not to give a fuck and stopped fearing the consequences
>>33777072If that's the way you choose to look at it.
>>33777073I am the imp growing out of something else's head. Between my legs. It still has control like half the time though.
>>33777068the most valid preference ever stated here lmao
>>33777071M. I got new (old) games but I'm too sick to feel like playing anything.
>>33777077Extremely easy platitude to offer when youāre one who spawned in with top tier shit, fucking faggot. Why canāt you fucking cunts just accept you got lucky and not all of your blessings are the results of you?
>>33777071The exhaustion, panic and depression is returning. Maybe I need to get on the SSRIs again.
>>33777072>>33777083Being this negative is a choice, anon. Countless people are born into horrific situations and choose not to act this way.
>>33777024MWe had a transwoman in my uni department in like 2013 and she was super chill and actually tried to present herself as a woman. She was the last chill tranny I ever met all the other ones are neurotic and AGP as shit that basically come off like a caricature of a woman or dress like a stripper. I don't know what caused the change but I want to blame the internet, specifically tumblr and later discord. There's a bunch of trannies in my apartment complex and they basically all look like dudes in wigs with an unwillingness to shave or take care of themselves. They were ugly men, now they're even uglier fake women and I hope they wake up to their mental illness before they hurt themselves or those around them.
>>33777071mgonna take a plane to visit my grandma, soon. my work is getting busy but in a good way. oh and i made a new friend on /atoga/ recently
>>33777087No one asked for your opinion, horsefucker
>>33777080Horrifying. I hope it can get you excised and get its life back.
>>33777065>Life mostly is what you make of it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3VqAsMXE7oPretty good song.
>>33777071MMix between horny, anxious, physical pain, but mainly just waiting for my holiday to begin.>>33777089>1636712042249.jpgPlaying Darkest Dungeon.
>>33777092It's become an obligate mutualism relationship unfortunately. Neither of us can survive without the other.
>>33777077Heard this in Earl Sweatshirt's voice
>>33777071MaleKinda just lost the will to live
Women have you played Outer Wilds?
Anyone else feels like they can't stand themselves but also can't stand being with anyone else when they're feeling down?
>>33777091It's not an opinion, it's a simple fact. Growing up impoverished or with trauma doesn't mean you need to be a bad person. You don't need to be a misanthrope.>>33777094Link doesn't work.
>>33777071MMight be getting a job. I think I need to set up a suicide exit strategy
>>33777098Horrible. Terrifying. Existential dread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biy4NbuFu4c
>>33777100Hope you will find it again, life has moth worth in your mind than death
>>33777105I didnāt ask for some horsefucker to lecture me on morality, stick with your Sonic
>>33777109kek dagger dancing is dangerous
>>33777109Why are they like this?Fat women, I mean. Not black people. I'm not racist, just fatphobic and misogynistic.
>>33777102I can't stand being with other people like 70% of the time.
>>33777109*Breaks dick
>>33777111I don't see it happening, but thank youAlso checked
>>33777117>>33777115The best violence is the sexual kind!
>>33777071MI ordered nearly $200 in scifi/fantasy books for my Christmas gifts and got reimbursed by my parents because my mom was pestering me if I wanted anything for Christmas. They may have gotten hailed on though because the delivery driver didn't ring the doorbell...I took my crush to the Asian market yesterday. I don't know where this is going but at least we're hanging out more. Her text rate with me is still pretty sporadic, but it's only been a week. I will see her this weekend. She's also thinking about changing dorms to move in with the girl who's wingmanning for me. That would also make her my upstairs neighbor so it's kind of a win-win for me at this rate.School is going ok; my research is befuddled with bullshit right now and I think our simulation model is bad. Not looking good for December graduation though.
>>33777112You need the lecture. You're lashing out at everybody around you and assuming that anybody who isn't in the gutter must have been born elite. That's behavior that one would expect from a 6-year-old.
>>33777122This isnāt the way to talk someone off the ledge. Iād personally prefer if you stopped performatively acting like the good guy, no one cares about me and you have good social credit already
>>33777112>horsefucker???
>>33777118No one sees it when they feel it's like that but it is still possible to get outI'm not going to ask personal stuff but just remember that it's pretty natural to give more importance to the negatives and things that aren't right in your life
>>33777124>This isnāt the way to talk someone off the ledge.kek, this reminds me of my argument with exhib a few days ago
>>33777072yeah it's rng but all it takes is one good roll and you can control how many times you roll so the whole woe is me "it's all rng" attitude is bullshit
>>33777125>>33776784
Ladies, I'm trying a matcha latte for the first time.It's pretty good. I think I like taro more, but it's still good.
>>33777128You cannot re-roll infinite times, unless you mean killing yourself. You stupid?
>>33777127They're all in the same discord and do damage control if one is attacked.
>>33777132you have an entire lifetime worth of rolling
>>33777130I like taro but i've never had matcha yet
>>33777134What the actual fuck does that mean?
>>33777130Macha is a gift of the gods. I just had a hot apple spice tea for lunch.
I want a racist boyfriend so badly why do white men hate white women so much and before you pull the āall white women are libtardsā shit tell me why the most racist white men are always with a black/Dominican/indian/asian girl.
>>33777137you have a lot of opportunities to roll the dice throughout your life
If someone you love tells you that you did or said something to hurt them, even if you donāt agree or didnāt mean to, are their feelings still valid? Like they still matter and need to be acknowledged right? You canāt just say āNah I didnāt mean it that way so itās your problem,ā
Women is it a red flag if a man wants to cum on your face?
>>33777140lol, sure. Let me spawn in infinite money and eat more shrooms, thatāll fix it. Nice callousness
>>33777139I physically couldnt even be with anyone of those girls because there are none herebut im also slavic so its up to debate if I fit into the White category
>>33777124I wasn't disparaging you, but your behavior. You choose how you present yourself, and you choose negatively. Why?>no one cares about meAs somebody who was in the same spot a decade ago, this isn't true no matter how true it might feel.
>>33777094This was a funny read. I don't know mkg, but it started off pretty normal until they got to him with personal stuff. Pretty dumb that they know shit about him cause he namefags, could've gotten away with it if he stayed anon.
>>33777139It's my anon sister again>whyAmericans are weird
>>33777042try religion or existentialism
>>33777139Weak bait.
>>33777142yes. feelings are always valid, they are your brain's calculus on how things are going, there is no wrong answer. you can see the feeling is an irrational one to have, but the feeling itself being there is valid
>>33777147Iām not you. Good for you, man.
>>33777102I'm pretty comfortable with myself so no on that, but I definitely don't wanna be around other people to bring them down with me. Which makes it harder when a girl wants to know what's wrong, you gotta lie or at least hold it down and pretend you're fine, but that's a worse feeling.
>>33777148I feel as if a lot of his issues here, like getting mad when people filter him, would be solved by not using the name. I don't see how it's a positive because basically only haters engage with him.
>>33777144nta but i did spawn into that life, more than once and it was one of the craziest rides.
>>33777143Why would he want to do that?
>>33777146If youāre not white then what are you ? >>33777149Itās getting more common in Europe too
>>33777144yeah, basically. life really do be like that, it really doesn't take much for things to start going really really well or really really bad. callous or not, it's just kinda how it is anon :P
>>33777156Good for you lad, I didnāt ask
>>33777125I was confused about that too, kek
>>33777142Yeah if they say they got hurt it means they got hurt no matter what the other person was thinking
>>33777160Tell me youāre a woman without saying F
>>33777159>If youāre not white then what are you ?you tell me. I think Slavs are White, but there's a large number of people who dont. its like the question if Italians are White or not
>>33777130Based. I think I like taro more than red bean but I gotta try them again side by side
>>33777133They sound the same too.
>>33777152>>33777165Last night my girl and I got into an argument and I told her the shit she was saying was hurting me and I felt like it was out of line. She was mad and in tears saying that sheās not mean and that Iām wrong and that Iām not gonna make her feel crazy for having an opinion. This has been an ongoing issue and I always hear her out and work with her on her shit and in need to know sheāll do the same for me
>>33777158cuz cumming on a pretty face is hot
>>33777170She wonāt
>>33777153Of course. But if some dumb 'horsefucker' like me can be happy and learn to believe in people, is it really so impossible for you? You might not ever be the wealthiest or most popular person around, but you can learn to cherish what you do have.You can get to that point too, but not if you throw away the opportunity.>>33777142Of course their feelings are still valid. If you do nothing wrong but still piss somebody off, it doesn't make them not upset.
>>33777166since when has telling the truth been associated with being a woman LMAO?
>>33777174The part where you talk about the ease of movement. Reeks of privilege, usually associated with women
>>33777142All feelings are valid, it's just some reasoning is stupid. Validating reasoning is a different thing. Takes good communication skills and empathy to understand reasoning, however flawed, and to explain your own reasoning too. If it's to someone you love, it's very odd to just leave it as, it's just your problem.
>>33777170Why was she crying?
>>33777170That's a disconnect that can hopefully be solved by just talking it out. "I know you aren't a mean person, but I felt hurt by that because _____"
Women, is it a red flag if a man wants you to cum on his face?
>>33776524f, yessss
>>33777158nta but I feel like if I were in love, I'd want to cum all over her and in her to mark her as mine.
>>33777173Ok man enjoy all that cherishing and happy connections
Women, is it a red flag if a man wants to cum into a napkin instead of in or on you?
>>33777142It depends, and I think the difference is tiny by huge and hard to explain: if i didn't mean in the sense that I didn't calculate my actions would lead to x, y, z but they did and x, y, z are hurtful to that person, then I would apologize. If I didn't mean something in the sense that's not the meaning I had in mind and another person misinterpreted my words or actions then I would explain my words or my actions but I wouldn't apologize.
>>33777185Yeah because he should do it inside instead
>>33777173I feel that an openness to express how one is feeling with information explaining why one feels that way creates an opportunity for communication, exhibiting raw vulnerability and strengthens the relationship. The feeling may or may not be valid, but acknowledging your counterpart and reassuring them can help everyone. Especially if it is posed in a positive manner and not a nag/bitchy/upset way.
>>33777170well you can't shut her down on the spot, you're gonna just make more hard feelings. if you are feeling hurt by her expression, that's fine but it's orthogonal about the thing she is expressing (i.e. her feelings aren't less there because you feel hurt from their expression). you have to deal one step at a time, first with whatever the issue is, then with dealing with how problems are brought up>>33777178i've certainly didn't come from any meaningful place of privilege, in fact i spent a decade rolling dice fruitlessly in a traumatizing home environment before i found myself in a place of extreme privilege, so i'm practicing what i preach at least
>>33777190tiny but huge*
>>33777170well, what did she say that hurt you?
Men, is it a red flag if a woman always makes you pull out and cum in her mouth instead of her pussy?
>>33777189That's a crime
>>33777193Yes youāre the game dev guy, Iām well aware. Why the fuck are you talking to me like weāre anywhere equal? Iām waiting for my gun license for a samsara refill
>>33777196if ALWAYS then yes, my seed is for colonizing your womb not your tummy
>>33777186How
>>33777189as the other anon said, thats highly illegal
I never learned to talk to women and I'm not brave enough to try it.
>>33777196Seems ideal since I don't want kids. It's no less intimate. Arguably even more since mouth can be more unpleasant for her.
>>33777127Were you trying to convince exhib not to kill himself?
>>33777206Just do it man
Sister anon i'm sorry
>>33777196No? Being horny isn't a good reason to get pregnant
>>33777188It all starts with choices, man. You can't change the hand that life has dealt you, but you can change how you react and how you use it. You just have to do your best.>>33777192100% agree with that. Did you type that up yourself?
>>33777171Sounds like a thing he picked up from porn.
>>33777209Nuh uh, if she doesn't like me (she has no reason to) then it'll get very awkward and I might get falsely accused of stuff.
>>33777172I donāt think she will either. She hasnāt most of the relationship. Also she has mommy issues. Her mom is super dominant and says and does shit that pisses my girlfriend off. My girlfiend will tell her mom that and her mom will dismiss and minimize her. Gf comes crying to me about how she canāt ever be heard. Gf does same shit to me without realizing it. >>33777179She will do that. She did it last night. >>33777180Because I was trying to tell her she doesnāt have to intend to hurt someone and it can still happen >>33777193I never shut her down. I always listen and acknowledge and explain how and why I think I know she feels until she agrees and then I will offer reassurance before expressing my feelings. When I express my feelings she thinks Iām minimizing her and making it about me. >>33777195She was mocking me and some of my recent habits IE shaving, Iām really excited about it and itās a new morning routine and Iāve been trying new razors and creams and stuff. She got super heated and insulted it and went on a huge rant about how itās part of a bigger issue and that sheās concerned for our future. I listened and acknowledged her concerns and worked to understand. I explain why the things she said hurt me and make me feel invalidated and she disagrees and says itās my problem and she needs to be able to vocalize her opinions. I always want her to express herself. And I always support it. When I tell her something she does hurts me or upsets me, I want to know sheāll listen and take it seriously. I rarely ever come to her with shit like that. She is immeasurably more critical than I am. Itās not fair.
>>33777215She has reason to like you via her synapses saying so. >falsely accusedYou werenāt even a conscious soul in 2016, quit larping
>>33777178Nta but Reek was my favorite character in GoT.
>>33777215Just say rape you idiot
>>33777219Why the fuck would you like a eunch disgraced loser
>>33777202i'll be frank w/you. you will not succeed. it is not possible, from your own perspective, to kill yourself. you will get infinitely close but never succeed it, that is the nature of being. when i say you have a lifetime of rolling, that is not a motivating reality, it is an unavoidable sentence, your reward for existing at all. so speed run through the whole process by skipping the attempts and get back focusing on rolling.
>>33777217Ah shit, I remember you posting about the shaving story before.She sounds like she's lacking in maturity. Is she younger than 25?
>>33777220Not necessarily rape. It could be any sort of weird rumour.>>33777218Sod off.
>>33777185I actually get off when I'm sitting on a face and I'm almost there. Otherwise I end up putting too much weight down or grab their hair too tightly if I cum.
>>33777204just being me
>>33777196It seems risky to pull out very late. A minute or two in advance might be ideal.
>>33777231Okay but what did he do
>>33777223Nah, winners and losers exist, and I am a loser. Anyways, happy for you
>>33777210who is sister anon and what are you sorry for?
>>33777212Yes, I wrote that myself.I do have a brain, ya know...
>>33777235>Nah, winners and losers existLife isn't Fortnite, there are no winners or losers
>>33777217so is it about you buying a bunch of overpriced stuff you don't really need when you can't afford it?
>>33776741M, yes I do kek, will probably stay a virgin
>>33777239T. Winner
>>33777234flirt with me and say he likes me
Men, what drives you to kill a woman instead of breaking up and ending up rotting behind bars and shit in a cell?
>>33777242nta are you the guy who posted the anime girl previously..
>>33777217God, I hate how everyone uses therapy speak to be toxic nowadays kek!Dude, what don't you tell us what your girl friend was ranting about without strawmanning her?
>>33777248No. How vague of you
>>33777139>who do hateful people also hate MEEEEE????
>>33777242Are you saying that even though I live in a dilapidated roach-infested apartment and I'm a fat, bald, mid-30s virgin, I'm a winner and you're not?
>>33777225Sheās 26. This has been going on for months now. I told her half way theoufn the summer that I was sad and her criticism was getting to me. >>33777240No. I make way more money than her. I have good credit and can save money. I rarely ever splurge. Iām dealing with personal stuff and Iām treating myself to little things and she doesnāt like it and is trying to dictate it. I also pay all of our utilities and shit. She just does half the rent
>>33777235being defeatist because it is simple and easy to do so isn't helping you become more happy and less sad. winning and losing according to what rules, and whose game, anyway? i think you'll find half the reason you're losing is because you're stuck playing a game someone else has made you perform in.
>>33777253Yes, I also live in those circumstances. You have a job? Youāre ahead of me
>>33777254what personal stuff? something seems to piss her the fuck off
jazzed femoids are cute, pass it on
>>33777248Which anime girl
>>33777255>just be happy broBrilliant man, thanks. Not everyone will die happy, and thatās fine
>>33777260whats a jazzed femoid?
>>33777258Iām depressed and doing a lot of internal work with a therapist and shit. Buying little stuff is helping me. Iām not throwing money away like an idiot. Itās not a usual thing either. >>33777249Sheās mad at my spending habits and is concerned for our future. She says that my habits go against her values and feelings against consumerism. She says Iām handling my issues poorly and should address the root cause. She says she believes Iām wasteful and compulsive. But sheās had 0 interest in how Iām handling my personal shit any time I come to her about it.
>>33777261Maizono. My fav
>>33776994just text or call through social media
>>33777238I was just checking because it sounded so clinical, like something from a psych book.>>33777254She sounds unusually immature then, probably owing a lot to her relationship with her mom. I think you just need a proper sit down talk where you reaffirm how much you care about her, but explain in detail how you're feeling.>She just does half the rentWhy 50/50 if you're making 'way more money than her'? Just curious, we talked about something like that in last night's /atoga/ thread.
>>33777239>there are no winners or losersNTA. 'course there are.
Women do you prefer to cuddle with men or women?
insecurity is a very easy way to poison your relationships. i need to be braver and more forgiving of myself so i dont sell our love down the river
>>33777264happiness is a choice. so is suffering. that is the world we both live in. you could start making choices to make yourself happy RIGHT NOW, but you won't let yourself do it. you might not even let yourself muse it.>>33777265hi thanks for reaching out and i'm glad you asked. it is a femoid (foid) who is happy and or excited about something. here, i was targeting a femoid who was happy because someone flirted with her and said he liked her (cute).
now women owe me both sex and rent
My reproductive instincts are screaming at me to find a femcel to settle down with before winter arrives in full force. Women why would you do this to me.
>>33777246Rotting in jail > knowing some other guy is fucking your woman
>>33777269are you the same anon where she felt like your therapist was ruining the relationship or something?
>>33777271
>>33777278men
>>33777278Sexually, men. Nonsexually, women. Ideally, both at the same time, in a way that slowly escalates to sexually.
>>33777196depends on reason. if ur worried about pregnancy and neither of u is on some contraceptive, idk.
I need to stop jerking it to the asian femboy threads on /gif/ but all the other threads on that board are such ass
>>33777281Yeah okay cool, you do you
>>33777142Yes. All feelings are valid.They are living a specific reality to how they perceive their emotions and how they react to peopleās actions. What hurt them wouldnāt hurt you. What you find to be funny doesnāt necessarily mean they think its funny. Are you that un empathetic? you will end up lonely as fuck with that mentality.
>>33777071MNot a lot, things just somehow keep getting worseHave no money and at risk of becoming homeless again so that's fun
>>33777276>psych bookI studied alot of psych and am working on my phd
>>33777283):<
>>33777285He still fucked her though and now everyone will know about itand what about the ones that kill their wives because they have found some new girl?
>>33777264NTAYouāre literally just choosing to be a spiteful sadsack thoughHow would you react to anyone else, like say Ohio, bitching in the way youāve been?>>33777277Whoās the bigger winner, the millionaire with substance abuse issues who dies at the age of 40 or the dude in poverty who has one kid and lives to be 80 while never advancing in his career
What do you guys think this post will be about? >>33777777
>>33777293Do you think it says anything that probably half a dozen strangers here have tried to offer you at least some sort of help or support?
>>33777281oh, that was me! appreciative moids are the best, pass it on
>>33777276Iām gonna try and talk to her. I didnāt always make more than her. When we first moved in together we agreed to half rent and Iād pay utilities and sheād pay gym membership and some other thing but both of those have since left the picture. I have not brought it up since because money is a very sensitive issue for her and I donāt mind covering extra.
>>33777293that's not a real response, and that's because you know i'm right. if i'm not, point out where i'm wrong. you are going to need to take responsility for yourself someday.
>>33777283if I give you sex do I get free rent
>>33777142You can simultaneously accept that their discomfort is valid whilst also recognizing that your wording was generally rational and reasonable. Everyone is different and part of being in a relationship and growing together is finding what works and doesn't with your lover. Like grease slipping through the gears in a machine, eventually it all goes smoother and runs more efficiently.
>>33777269>Sheās mad at my spending habits and is concerned for our future. She says that my habits go against her values and feelings against consumerism. She says Iām handling my issues poorly and should address the root cause. She says she believes Iām wasteful and compulsive.So basically she's saying you're "medicating" yourself through consumerism but that's gonna fix the root issue? Based! >But sheās had 0 interest in how Iām handling my personal shit any time I come to her about it.Is she not interested, or is she not interested the way you want her to be interested (i.e., make excuses for you, enable you...), or maybe you recognize she's right about some things but you're not ready to work on them/you need time, which she doesn't understand? Or something else?
>>33777283wheres the OF link
Women owe me a nintendo switch 2
Mmmmmm mayonnaise my favourite
Gender, would you want your daughter(s) to join Girl Scouts or whatever similar organization? why/why not?
>>33777300Yup, Iām just choosing this, for sure>How would you react to anyone else, like say Ohio, bitching in the way youāve been?Dunno>>33777302Christian culture is a good one>>33777306Itās pointlessly callous and very easy to say āself inflicted woundsā, just self serving nonsense
>>33777301someone saying something mean about the opposite gender
>>33777246dont want to hurt her feelings and see her cry
>>33777304well there wouldn't be anything worth appreciating if you weren't here so i feel like you're responsible for my appreciating, but i'll pass it along
>>33777317MI don't want children
>>33777308Ya pussy aint worth a buck fifty, sweetheart
>>33777071maleflunking out of university, realizing im just too dumb for intellectual pursuits. feels like every day is a new humiliation and another chip away at my dignity as a human. I do not reccomend this feel
>>33777316pic rel>>33777315I have zero monies anon
>>33777316How about semen instead?
>>33777330A visual representation of the new Taylor Swift album
>>33777317fyeah sure, it's a great way to spend free time as a kid
you still love her
men!how often do you buy new clothes
>>33777315Why get a Switch 2 when you could have something even better?>>33777317M, if she's into it, sure. I was in Boy Scouts for a while and I hated it so I wouldn't want to force it.
>>33777330I like my chicken and rice dipped into salt and then sprinkled with some more salt but otherwise yeah>>33777331No taste
>>33777333is it true that she sings about cock?
>>33777318>Itās pointlessly callous and very easy to say āself inflicted woundsā, just self serving nonsenseit's simple; that does not mean easy. never said it was easy. the nature of life is to be in constant flux, and it is much easier to be in situations that make you feel bad than situations that make you feel good, so that is normal. none of this matters and doesn't address the fact you're holding yourself back.
>>33777333I wouldn't know, I haven't heard it and I likely never will, so I'll take your word for it
>>33777336Once a year at best
>>33777302>Do you think it says anything that probably half a dozen strangers here have tried to offer you at least some sort of help or support?Nta, but FUCK. YOU
>>337773363-4 orders per year.>>33777345Geez!
Women, how does it feel to know every male here would have sex with you if he could?
>>33777343treat yourself with some kindness dumb moid!!
women, when kissing, do you prefer to be kissed on the upper lip or lower lip?
>>33777335who loves who?
Femanon, I'm chaotic. Do you like stable guys
>>33777315what are you gonna play on your switch 2 once you get it?
>>33777347That's just every male on the planet
>>33777246Low impulse control is a universal sign of low IQ with no exceptions. Dudes doing that are just brutes that cannot regulate emotion.
>>33777347Moid, how does it feel knowing we all read your posts and know they are the desperate projections of an incelloid subhuman?
>>33777336Every couple months I pull the trigger on things but I like fashion and am constantly window shopping
>>33777349lower>>33777347I don't think thats true, you can't be everyone's cup of tea
>>33777330>I have zero monies anon:(>>33777337>when you could have something even better?whats that?
>>33777336i buy them on an as-needed basis. i own like 2 pants and 5 shirts (and one pajama suit)
>>33777336M, when I had money I would thrift and get stuff all the timeI'm broke these days so dress like a homeless person
>>33777335And?>>33777340Ok man
>>33777351unfortunately for my peace I seem to be drawn to chaotic guys
>>33777352Metroid Prime 4!!Also, the persona 3 remake
>>33777317M, yeah sure, I did scouts as a kid and it was fun even though I'm not very outdoorsyIf she enjoyed it ofc, I wouldn't force her to do anything
>>337773362-3 times a year lolI tend to buy durable clothes that last a while. I'll buy graphic tees for the gym throughout the year though.
>>33777322(:
>>33777346You're quick to hold something as writing preachy comments over some anon's head and consider it as "help" and "support"I would hate to be indebted to you in any way, because you'd show up on my door the next day and the one after and the one after and the one after... reminding me of the service you owe me
>>33777368Me when a guy doesn't check me out at the gym, too.
>>33777365thats okay, chaotic guys need a bone thrown at em every now and then, imo (biased)
>>33777359Your choice of retro console. I joked earlier this year that I'd get a Saturn or SNES before a Switch 2, and I ended up getting both. Then you just use your PC for playing more modern games.
>>33777365Would you watch me balance on a beer bottle FOR CLOUT>>33777374>REPLYING TO MY POSTdaring today aren't we
>>33777374I wouldn't want it any other way, the issue is that I am chaotic myself, so that often ends up being a bit much chaos on one heap
>>33777016M, I rarely watch newshit these days but Lucky Star, Kinmoza, Azumanga and Non Non Biyori are still peak comfy moe
>>33777368>vidpickme behavior
>>33777363and still you refuse to even acknowledge the idea. as it goes, one cannot make a horse drink water. good luck and may God be with you anon.
>>33777377>Would you watch me balance on a beer bottle FOR CLOUTyes, sounds entertaining can I poke you tho to make you fall over?
>>33777358>loweris there a reason why?
>>33777014I used to do this all the time lol, fuck the hatersThese days just depends if I can be bothered or have the time
>>33777374Nice you farm
>>33777373no woman likes guys looking at her at gym.
what do femanons think about this?
>>33777016Jin-rohF
>>33777383>can I poke you tho to make you fall over?Sure, I love injuries. I literally won't ever tip over though.
>>33777384mmh, I don't think so, it just feels more natural - like thats the tight way to do it, similar to having a dominant hand why, do you think there is any significance to it?
>>33777382Itās not your business. Can you fuck off?
>>33777370It's hardly transactional for me, and likely not for others either, anon. This reads more like you've been through something exactly like that before.
>>33777377ay ay ay, easy eh? we're both a couple of clown over here, this tent is big enough for the two of us>>33777378sounds like you need a chaotic guy who is self-aware
Either genderHave you ever used Ao3?If so, what did/do you read?
>>33777016MWhenever my existential dread and mortality flares up and I get into these episodes of psychotic panic and depression, I watch House.
saw my bf totally naked this morning and have been salivating and trying to keep from touching myself all day. is this what it is like to be a man?
>>33777390that's a challenge, right?
>>33777386lmfao what's that supposed to mean!!! it was a real sentiment, i'm a freak, a real creature and it's rare to feel wanted by women
>>33777388Yes. Fill me.
>>33777388I think this effect is mainly because girls that get dicked raw are by default more happy creatures than condom users and not because of the sperm itself
>>33777396F no, i was never interested but the first time i found out about fanfiction it was about a younger character i liked topping an older one
>>33777396MLast time you asked this, I had no idea what AO3 was. Now that I looked it up, yes, I have read stuff on there. I think I read a few Harry Potter fanfics despite not even being a Harry Potter fan. I remember one where Harry got fostered by Snape and ended up being a Slytherin. I think I've also checked out some Evangelion and Fire Emblem fics.
>>33777395>sounds like you need a chaotic guy who is self-awareperhaps
>>33777396I read my girlfriend's JJK fanfiction she left open in a tab on her laptop. Honestly disgusted me, no prose, no structure. Just lazy, soulless and illogical plot contrivances to pointlessly arrive at a homosexual encounter between two male characters. Even the sex scene was boring and unimaginative. The quality of the writing was far more revolting than the subject matter.
>>33777401Cute, are you the robe anon
>>33777396f I've clicked on links people have posted here but it never really caught my interest enough to read more than a few sentences
>>33777406you'd be pretty surprised, cum has a lot of hostile stuff in it, like things to try to weaken a woman's immune system so it'll be less likely to kill off any sperm. i have no doubt there are like mood-modulating things, nature is a little freaky
>>33777402don't freak out.. but, lol
>>33777411>The quality of the writing was far more revolting than the subject matter.this is hilarious but real, this us how I felt when thumbing through 50 shades of grey - absolutely atrocious writing
>>33777387I go to the gym specifically to be checked out.
>>33777417hot.......
>>33777394>It's There's probably no "it's" to begin with. In reality, the stuff that was said to that anon, he most likely won't be able to use any of it. How's telling someone I didn't come from significant wealth but I made it and happiness is a choice blah blah helpful? This is similar to those get-rich courses who somehow never get to actually HOW that person made their money and go into practical detailed ideas.
>>33777419LMAO grade A pot stirring, i approve. there is only evil in this world, though.
>>33777416Nta but no way, misogynistic semen is real?
>>33777388It'd explain why I'm so unhappy all the time.
>>33777336twice a yearmore if you count sports wear
Gender, how much can you bench press?
>>33777416I'm sure there is a whole hormone bomb in there, but would that really make a noticeable difference? it seems more likely that having unprotected sex is fun and thus lifts your mood to be honest, but it's not like I've looked into it deeply so I might be wrong
>>33777417fucking dumbass
>>33777396i recently read a very fucked up story called conbini girl that was linked here
>>33777427oh hell yeah, women literally have to evolve ways to mitigate toxic compounds in smen, its a constant arms race
>>33777430m120ish kg
>>33777434That's so hot
>>33777433w-what was in it?
>>33777419thank god abortificents are easily grown in plant pots
>>33777430f, idk I never bench press because my muscles in my upper body are well developed enough for my taste but I do leg press 140kg god I love leg exercises
>>33777396F. I use it a lot. I read a ton of stuff on there, can't really narrow it down. They have some controversial tags available.
>>33777431well keep in mind it only needs to be effective enough to maximize insemination chances, but it could totally be possible. daily cream pies certainly would impact your mood, but there is a lot of noise (like without cum sex is already bonding/antidepressing, for instance)
>>33777439a store clerk witnesses a murder and gets kidnapped by the yakuza, one of which decides to keep her as a "pet" with pretty brutal training scenes / well written stockholm syndrome psychology (it's in the pov of the girl who was kidnapped)
>>33777424no u, >:)also I'm completely sure I loosened one of my teeth somehow
>>33777437i know! thats what i mean when i say nature is freaky, its TOO hot, and it's hot that we're so obsessed with fucking even though it causes all these consequences too if i'm being honest
In for friendly older women who call me āmy loveā
>>33777423>tfw cute girl at gym asked me for help unracking her weights a few weeks ago>tfw could only think about how odd the request was, how did she get them on there in the first place>well i just wanted to go a bit harder today haha!>tfw she tried to ask about my day and i said "its ok" before launching into an autistic monologue about how you should steadily progressively overload and instantly jumping to significantly higher weight is suboptimal
>gf has minor operation to deal with some lining in her uterus>her IUD was removed as part of the procedure>she presumed this meant it would be replaced during the procedure when this was not the case>blames it on having to go through 4 people prior to the appointmentAm I crazy for thinking she's irresponsible to not even think to check-in afterwards at some point whether her BC actually got replaced? She's been irresponsible in ways like we all can be and I get shit happens but this really has me hesitant going forwards.
>>33777430Mpeak 260 but i got injured and fat and my gf cucked me so im back down to 200.
How can I make a man needy for me?It was like this, then I got too attached and vulnerable and have shown my own neediness. It's embarrassing. Is there any way to reclaim my aloofness and have him chase me, or do I need to end it and restart?
>>33777439https://archiveofourown.org/works/59239375/chapters/151067434
>>33777453Cute
>>33777410if i pull that off, would you die?
>>33777445>needs to be effective enough to maximize insemination chanceslifting her mood would make it more likely she'd want to fuck again soon, so it would make sense logically to put some antidepressant effects in there >sex is already bonding/antidepressingyeah, exactly, I guess I'm just skeptical if cum would be effective enough to surpass the already mood enhancing effects of sex to be noticeable also, do you think it would be more effective to use it vaginal or oral? I have to do some looking things upping
>>33777430M, 1 plate + 10lbs.
Beans are better than meat
>>33777450so chaotic of youhow did that happen? did you actually balance on a beer bottle?
>>33777412yahhh lol *blushes
My semen fetish got worse
>>33777468>beans AND meatBemvindo a Brasil :^)
>>33777425I can only speak for myself, but that's not at all what I was saying at any point.>trauma and hardship don't justify being cruel or giving up on decency>even if life has treated you unfairly, your attitude and actions are still your choice>being cynical and lashing out at everybody else is immature and self-defeating>people do care even if it doesn't feel that way, the world isn't as hostile as you think>you can't control what life gives you, but you can control your reaction and choices, >even flawed and imperfect people can learn to trust, hope, and find meaning in what they haveIt's not about "just be happy!", it's about knowing and practicing your own agency.
>>33777130Based, taro is kino.
>>33777462I don't think so, why would I die? then again, define self aware, I wouldn't want him to feel like he had to tame the chaos, that would be sad
>>33777459>women would rather destroy the relationship than pursue it
>>33777467Good work. Keep it up.
>>33777472We know, JH.
>>33777472>girlthats just natural instinct>guypretty gay
>>33777430MAt least 3 almonds
>>33777472M or F?If so how did it get worse?
>>33777478>it would be extremely painful
>>33777470yeah, I crushed like two bottles (not mine) trying to set that up. Third was mine, lolI was good but my shithead friend threw a rock at it and I faceplantedI got some forearm scrapes too if you want
>>33777389>Jin-roh>comfort movieI don't know what this says about you, but it's scaring me.
>>33777489? what would be extremely painful?
>>33777480I'm just not being reciprocated enough. I've done so much romantically for this man to the point it's humiliating. I feel devalued.Is it wrong to want my boyfriend to yearn for me?
>>33777481Thanks haha. I thought I would get ridiculed for being weak
>>33777016MI put on pokemon gen 1 glitch videos
Do women like BPD twinks or am I stuck thirst-trapping on '''tok
>>33777494>threw a rock at it he's just like me>and I faceplantedI thought you said you'd never tip over...>forearm scrapespost them
>>33777464vaginal for sure, oral route of action is way different than most other stuff because it had to 1. survive stomach acid, and2. things absorbed orally have to get metabolized in the liver, which at the very least slows down absorption but usually modifies compoundsi would be shocked if semen did anything if taken orally.but i suppose getting our hands dirty in the lab may not be a bad idea, just to make sure the theory works
>>33777500I'm just trying to be supportive
>>33777336Not very often any more. I've collected a decent wardrobe and I'm trying to get better at repairing the things I have.
>>33777336Never
>>33777503Like this channel's stuff? Or do you have better?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHkyO5T5wZU
>>33777504some do
>>33777473I-I never thought you could eat them together. Thank you for this
>>33777496YOU'RE A BIG GUY
State genderWould you continue the cycle or stop it?
>>33777504only if you have a big dick.
>tfw born to be a big shouldered 6'4 bearded man>tfw spiritually a whimsical longhaired twink at heart
>>33777403None of nta, that was weird. I've had two girls before try and do that, and it was weird. Don't do that, for guys it's cringey.
>>33777300The one who's happier with what he has. Are these the only two people that exist?
>>33777524tf are you talking about anon
>>33777521bottom moment
>be me>hate my body>took some selfies of myself naked>erectionUhm...what does this mean?
>>33777496It's an old meme. Watch 30 seconds of this.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBE4fZLqrVQ
>>33777513I like the MissingnoXpert let's glitch pokemon yellow series. That channel is gone but there are reuploads. It's pretty dated though. I like pikasprey's older stuff but I would understand if people found him annoying.
>>33777475What a bunch of hooey.Practice your agency by not being an oldfag who cares about Sonic and writes about horse sex
>>33777506mh, you are right, apparently vaginal tissue is highly vascular and can absorb things like hormones and prostaglandins well (which would be what most likely could have an impact on mood in cum), which is why vaginal hormone therapy is a thing the more one knows >just to make sure the theory works:O
>>33777443Anything very controversial that you enjoyed reading?
>>33777531Oh, also there is a good channel that goes really in depth with fancy animations on what's actually going on in memory in the games and how the glitches work, but I can never remember the name of the channel.
ok atoga i can lay around in bed a worthless lump forever, take care x
>>33777517I feel like you're messing with me is this movie quotes or so?
>>33777528no i like girls i just wanna be beautiful and serene, not ogre-maxxed
>>33777529gay selfcest.find a cloning machine
>>33777459Wym, he stopped feeling needy when you showed your needy?
>>33777530oh, oopsanon got me good
>>33777533oh and something tells me you'd make a good scientist, too. or subject. hmm
>>33777497>Is it wrong to want my boyfriend to yearn for me?No, but it seems wrong to me to break up a good relationship because of pride.If it's not a good relationship however, that's a different matter. I would suggest start doing less for him and see where that leads you.
>>33777468I like beans a lot, but I don't know if I'd put them over meat. Creamy beans are really fucking great though.
Did women just stop pretending to be okay with average sized pps?
>>33777537I'm confused can you or can't you?
>>33777471Double cute, i cheer for you
>>33777518MContinuing it would come more naturally.
women why don't you like seeing men happy?
>>33777538baneposting...sorry i thought you'd be familiar with it at some point along the bit. not every part of a clown's routine can be funny, not even the funniest clown can do that v_v
>>33777472Just milk him more often, he won't mind. Maybe have him drink more water.
>>33777487F, just find it even more interesting now
>>33777552CAN'T sorry my hands are retarded my brain is melting please understanding
im in my first relationship and my gf already said she wouldnāt mind being pregnant 2 months in and now at 4 months sheās telling me to finish inside almost every time we have sexhow big of a red flag is it really? i can recognize the pregnant comment is way too early. but itās not like she wants to trap me because iām dead broke and we both live at home still
If a 5yo kid was killed 20 years ago, should he hang out with other 5 yos, or with people in their 20ās.
>>33777551yes anon, 7 inches is the new minimum*click*just face the wall, you won't have to suffer anymore
>>33777518MI think children need to be encouraged to improve, not be gaslit into thinking they are so talented and smart.
>>33777557Nobody truly likes seeing anyone happy, they like that their monkey brain is responding to the stimuli of laughter, inducing it in them
>>33777560>Fwell that's pretty natural.do you just like seeing or is there something specific you want to do with it?
>>33777495<3
>>33777564in the afterlife you mean?
>>33777571No the ghost is stock in limbo.
>>33777559Does drinking more help with producing more semen?
>>33777574well assuming he doesn't age as a ghost he should probably stick around other ghost kids his age
>>33777568distinction without a difference
>>33777569I just like the idea of having it inside me
>>33777576To a certain extent, yes being hydrated does help
>>33777532It's not hooey, it's perfectly practical advice that is basically akin to the core ideas of cognitive behavioral therapy. >>33777531>>33777535Could it be Retro Game Mechanics Explained? Very cool channel but I find it sorta hard to actually relax to.
>>33777581Yeah, good for you, so smart and enlightened
>>33775903just so you know this >>33775907 isn't me! it's a different anon
>>33777546oh yeah? and what makes someone a good scientist or subject?
>>33777582Okay now imagine a cock doing the throbbing thing while it pumps semen in you heh
I just woke up and have a huge erection what do I do?
>>33777558terribly sorry for ruining your bit with my lack of culture>>33777561much understanding, yes
>>33777583>yes being hydrated does helpKek
>>33777557Because men rarely like us or want to be with us as much as they enjoy anything else, including video games, football, their figurines, their anime cards, their male friends...
>>33777579Heās roaming trough the earth and talking to living being.
>>33777557I do.
>>33777551Unironically yes. Any dude with a small dingaling will tell you that was always an obvious cope/lie. t. unfortunately an expert
>>33777582Ah that's pretty normal. So normal I find it hard to call it a "fetish".Either way I hope you get the deepest, thickest creampie you can.
>>33777591I'll use all my virgin non-porn-watching powers to imagine it as hard as i can
>>33777594That is me
>>33777594Now THAT is a coomer if I've ever seen one.
>>33777594What does this even mean? lmao>>33777592Drink some water
MONGOLOID HE WAS A MONGOLOID BETTER THAN YOU AND ME
>>33777596then it still applies.maybe he'd try to make contact with the kids he knew when he was alive, who would be 20.what spurred this question on anyways?
>>33777604Water is a meme.
>>33777600Okay my bad it's just a particular obsession that i haveI'd still prefer being able to swallow it than it being placed inside of me but that would be very very nice too, i just need a second brain there
How do you get a woman trying to become your girlfriend to friendzone you
>>33777613>im gay
why do women online and occasionally in real life complain about unsolicited dick pics even from people they matched with. Like I get it if its from some random number but if you matched on tinder presumply you think he's attractive so whats the big dealAs an aside what is your ideal penis, length, width, shape, do you prefer a head thats bigger than the rest of the body, other way around, or largely uniform, cut or uncut.
>>33777613Tell them you've found god and start quoting one of the holy books
Just sneezed two times in a row. Sneezing feels as good as an orgasm sometimes.
>>33777612>I'd still prefer being able to swallow itah okay, so like a throatpie then?that's a little more fetishistic.
>>33777597<3
>>33777620>one of the holy booksA muzzie?
>>33777617girls dont find penises themselves attractive, they like the men they're attatched to and the feeling of them.
>>33777617why did you post this again?
Moid, what is the car of your dreams?
>>33777628no one answered it the last time>>33777627But why not I like pussyWhat do they fantasize about, cuddling?
>>33777630I hate automobiles
>>33777616but what if I want to marry one of her best friends
>>33777587>>33777593it isn't nice to bully people!! you're practically BEGGING to be experimented on. what makes a good subject? being a good listener is a start. well...better not go into more detail now before work :P
>>33777630whichever one is fully self-driving, i disdain spending my time trying to make sure i dont die just to get where i wanna go.
>>33777624I'm not sure if that is swallow-able enough, i would still want to feel it in my mouth, but i'd love oral a lot and that type sounds very nice tooAlso i kinda like testicles a bit more than others i think
>>33777617I don't want to see dicks of random people, even if I find them physically attractive.
>>33777630My dream car when I was a child was the Ferrari Testarossa. I like the styling but from what I understand it's objectively a bad car. Cars in general are dumb.
>>33777630My dream car is to lay you down, strap your legs around me, and drive you with my cock. Afterwards, you can ride me.
>>33777639Then why do you watch pornographic imagery?>I don't Sure
>>33777532NTAWe both know heās right because you have absolutely no argumentSo stop being bitter and take responsibility for yourself yeah?
>>33777645I do not. And even if I did, choosing to look at someone naked vs having someone show themselves to me are pretty different experiences.
>>33777630The nicest, safest, largest capacity car I can afford to fit my my future wife and kids
>>33777634>she turned me straight
>>33777637We seem to be going back and forth here on the level of fetish here lol.So you want a guy to finish in your mouth and then swallow? Seems pretty normal.Also I think you mentioned being a virgin, meaning no bf to do these things with?
>>33777617Do you like unsolicited pussy pics? Like they spread it with their fingers and show the inside?
>>33776994exes are trash just forget about it
>Swift fans all swore on their life that Taylor writes everything on her own>turns out she's using AI and made a dogshit albumKekI'd be surprised if her "marriage" lasts 1 year
>>33777644+
>>33777649|:-]
>>33777621Felt a oncoming sneeze right as I amabout to orgasm for so many years and have never told anyone. Wtf is that? Nervous system?
>>33777657She stopped working with her Jewish producer and immediately dropped a stinker. Many such cases!
>>33777630Alfa Romeo Giulia
>go on /soc/>see a thread of dudes in castity cages willingly posting that onlineI will never understand that at all
>>33777661I never really had that or understood that reference in movies and stuff so I don't really know
>>33777661parasympathetic nervous arousal, just crossed wites
>>33777647Kill yourself
>>33777654Yes but i just have very specific thoughts about it, again it wouldn't be that bad to just have him force it in my body without me being able to grasp it that well though but yes i do not have that and i am just insane and delusional
>>33777630We have had this discussion. We all made several posts.
>>33777641>I understand it's objectively a bad car.The name sounds gay too
>>33777655no but I like just normal ones
>>33777666Subfags are revolting and they all just like humiliation
Why do women only love sex and not the consequences of sex (babby)
>>33777674That's because you're a moron.
>>33777666Humiliation/degradation fetish. I've seen some fucked up stuff on there with people posting what are ostensibly their own personal details.
>>33777665>Alfa Romeo GiuliaAlso sounds gay
>>33777666There are people that eat cigarette ash . Don't try to understand humans. They are a malfunctioning species.
>>33777617penises are not attractive to look at. Its only attractive when you like/love the man.
>>33777658Are you a car that needs a key to plug in to start, or can you turn on wirelessly with a toy in you?
>>33777669LMAO harsh words coming from pic related
>>33777678Aww, the fag's fee fees are huwt :(
>>33777677Why do you have sex with women who wouldn't have children with you?
>>33777671is this the headlock femanon again?
>>33777666i think small guys sometimes turn to it as a twisted form of acceptance to cope with inferiority and insecurity.
>>33777677Because you're grouping all of them in oneAlso would you be okay to have your woman pregnant every single time you have sex?
Vaginas are actually very ugly. They feel good though. Thank god you never have to actually look at it to have sex with it
>>33777677baby makes body fat and brings so many downsides and side effects to your body and mental health
>>33777683To some women it is attractive. Just like to some people feet are and ass is and boobs.
>go away for holiday with family for 5 days a month ago>since then gf in tears apologising she's pregnant>didn't realise her contraceptive wasn't fitted after getting it swapped somehow>was going to get an abortion without telling me until a friend she confided to told her to>thanked me for not yelling or suggesting it was someone else's>remember she saw a male friend during my holiday before afformentioned breaking down>that day falls into the week she likely conceivedNot sure how to feel desu, even the fact she thought not telling me would be a good idea annoys me.
women, how can i get my embroidery machine to stop puckering the fabric?
>>33777688You're wrong and probably projecting. Kill yourself.
>>33777696as a F I agree. Genitalia is just gross to look at>>33777698penises are ugly as fuck
>>33777696I hate when they make me touch it
>>33777683Doesn't JH think otherwise?
Would you date a woman who acts old? I feel like I never got to be young and by the time I was able to, I had no interest in it.
>>33777696MI disagree, I like it when it looks like bacon between two thick buns
>>33777677babies are fucking annoying
>>33777534Shota stuff.
>>33777701Sure thing, fat, bald, middle-aged unemployed man living in a shitty apartmentIf you ever namefag, please do it as Bill, itās too appropriate to pass up
>>33777699Get a paternity test unless you enjoy that stuff.
>>33777666Your post implies you think posting a cock is normal and only becomes weird when its caged which speaks volumes more about you 2bh...
You guys ever realize when you fail a speech check irl? I swear I have negative game
>>33777604>Drink some waterthanks, had to wait for my boner to go away before getting some water though
>>33777706what does acting old mean? wtf
>>33777688>>33777710Don't be a bully, there's no reason for that.
>>33777706Maybe, maybe not. Doesn't matter; I don't think you would date me.
>>33777710All wrong. Just like your existence is a mistake.Kill yourself.
>>33777718NTA how long has cuckworm sarge been crashing out for?
>>33777714Yeah, annoying feeling
>>33777713Never implied it was normal. But it's a hell of a lot more normal than having a weird humiliation fetish and wearing fetish gear.
>>33777718Kek, do you ever drop the act?
>get new gf (I'm 32 she's 28)>don't kiss til 2nd date>fingerbang on 4th date>go to her place and she sucks dick and I fingerbang her>she still doesn't want to have actual sex after almost a month of datingWhat is this where a girl would rather suck your dick raw but still not have sex with a condom?
>>33777714
>>33777720lol ok >>33777257>>33777718Nah fuck that, let him take his medicine
I am tall and masculine and like subbing occasionally because it is fun and feels good. Why are people so allergic to having fun with sex? Why are individual fetishes and preferences examined so closely?and it's not just guys, women do that shit, too. I don't get it, but I feel like a lot of people here could have much more fun.
Ohio took his girl and his thread reputationDAMN
>>33777730kek is such a reddit tier word
>>33777696M, I know you're saying this in response to the other person, but I just wanna say that I fucking love the look of vaginas, esp pulled open. The cute clit, the spreading of the lips, the smoothness of the skin, the hypersexual opening. I literally can't hate it. Don't wanna say more about women and simp, but they're just naturally meant to be liked by guys.
>>33777730do you ever tend to your children?
>>33777700depends on why it's puckering but most likely a tension or sharpness issue when was the last time you change the needle? adjust thread tension, hoop tension, make sure you're using the right needle for your fabricif it still pucker you might have a flimsy fabric and need to pre-wash, use stabilizer and adjust stitch density
>>33777737nasty picrel but 4chan attracts conservatives who are largely miserable prudes and failures at life
>>33777737Its weird and grosses women out, they're just being polite to not upset you. Zero women on earth like a man that is turned on by being submissive. Dominance and outgoingness turn women on, your pathetic fetish crap is mildly amusing at first then flatly disgusting afterwards. The moment you break up with her, you'll hear how she REALLY feels.
>>33777724I don't even know who that's supposed to be now. The bully or the other guy?
>>33777740Anything and everything is reddit according to someone on 4chan.
>>33777712Can you do those during pregnancy?
>>33777724When has he not?
>>33777734And I've stated it clearly over and over to Ohio that I'm not that anon. Learn to read, cunt.
>>33777748yeah, i haven't changed the needle for a whole and didn't think of that, i will try this, thanks :) i sadly couldn't find the right stabilizer so that's probably not helping. i might go without instead of the wrong one
Boring and annoying people goodbye
>>33777706Like the others said, you gotta be more specific, lol. What makes you seem old? Walk with a cane and a hunched back? Complaining about technology?
>>33777746Do you ever get something right.
>>33777749I am right-leaning and not miserable. I guess I am a bit prude and not really a conservative, though.>>33777750And I'm saying their ick is retarded. I disagree though, there are women that match my vibe (I can assure you.)
Women, would you rather have a friendship where it as acceptable for you to tickle your friends balls at random or one where it is acceptable for him to tickle your boobs at random?
>>33777406Why do you think that? Are they making babies nonstop? Most contraceptive pill users quit it since it causes depression and anxiety and removes your libido and vaginal lubrication
>>33777757seems like these two things might be the likely issue I hope you get it to work
>>33777709Do you like younger looking guys, or more dad-core? Like >>33777733 but more attractive (coincidence that this picture is useful for me)
Is being top 10,000 on JerkMate good enough to brag about while flirting with fems, or do I need to boost my elo more?
>>33777756Sure thing, thatās why you use the same insults as the original anon when they clearly donāt bother him huh>hiding your local timeLMAO
I ralphed running down the hall at my uni class today. Is it over for me? Pretty sure I got the point of the class, since I have a test coming up but am I cooked? I don't think anyone knew.
double lucky sevens for libby
>>33777774Iām not that guy
>>33777685First
>>33777767I would let my boytriend have full accessto my boobs. Maybe a female friend if a specific topic came up.
>>33777777Nice (whoever that is)
>>33777693Maybe omg why can't we have more femanons with certain interests
>>33777768NTA but I have the copper IUD and find it effective.
>>33777774>same insultsKek, do you by any chance believe that "bald" "unemployed" etc are original? This is 4chan, more than one person uses "kys" Also, yes, why would I give out that information? Kill yourself.
>>33777782Would he be allowed to fondle them like stress balls?
>>33777768because a girl that has sex without a condom either wouldn't mind getting pregnant, which implies a more life affirming, naive or reckless character, which I'd say are by default happier than their overthinking counterparts or because a girl that uses other contraceptives (like an iud, implant or so) is willing to accept other downsides (like hormonal influences or painful iud insertion) to be able to get raw dick, which implies she likes dick, which implies she's having more fun when fucking, which would mean that sex more likely might positively impact her mood
>>33777788>kekaroOOO
>>33777709being a pedophile is still weird as a woman. seek help cretin.
>>33777777checked but wasted
>>33777788Talking about the horsefucker meme youāre desperately trying to make stick>why would I give out that information?Afraid of somebody recognizing you? Pussy
>>33777778There wasn't a time of day that I came here and didn't find mentally ill sarge also here and having a melty.
God, imagine getting to know a woman and starting to care about her and wanting to finally be intimate, only to find out that she has a hormone disrupting medical device stuffed up her cooter at all times.
>>33777443I fantasized about telling my son that he would inherit you and that you'd do anything for him. He wouldn't quite understand until I explained he should "suggest" something he'd like to see you wear. Of course he'd start to push it more and more until he realized nothing was off limits, even a french maid outfit
>>33777795Extremely ironic of you to say that
MenDo you prefer the calm and nurturing older sister, the stoic and dutiful middle sister, or the cheerful and outgoing younger sister?
>>33777796copper isn't horomonal you brainlet
oh is sarge the one who says kek? i didn't think the cuckworm could be more cringe but here he is, the kekworm
>>33777796>copper IED>hormone disruptingyeah, i'm thinking you're a retard
>>33777779I appreciate a hands on girl. When's the last time someone checked your oil? Are you properly lubed up or do you need an inspection? I have a feeling I need to inspect your mouth first, then check the rear.
>>33777772Hell yeah
>>33777796What the fuck is your problem? Avoiding an accidental pregnancy is a good thing.
>>33777796Same way i'd feel if he says he has done/would want anal
>>33777785we do, you just keep calling yourself insane, so I figured it was you.which I wish you wouldn't keep putting yourself down like that, have some self-esteem.
>>33777777>checks and balances
>>33777804Why are you so obsessed with sarge?
>>33777808he is an incel who desperately wants to pass down his objectively subpar genes and gets mad at the thought of women not being constantly pregnant
>>33777809would filter me, but justified
>>33777814i just think he's the cringiest and most annoying atoga character, besides entj/the one who has weekly melties over indians
>>33777810But i feel stupid talking about sex or preferences when i have no experience, still want to do it though
>>33777821>weekly
>>33777800Younger, we can go out and do fun stuff togethert. brother
>>33777797how did that work out? that is a proud dad moment. she sounds like a keeper.
>>33777794I didn't call him a horsefucker. I said horse sex because apparently he wrote a story about a centaur having sex with (raping?) a girl, which I also find weird (two people finding that weird? shocker!)God, you're like a pile of shit a person steps on and it sticks to their shoes.
Femanons thoughts on pegging? Thought it was a meme that girls could ever like it but a girl I slept with confided in me it was her biggest fantady recently. Extremely odd to hear from an actual girl. I don't get it, is it entirely psychological for you?
>>33777814NTASarge is the thread laughingstock, who gets women to add him offsite just so they can end up hating him, who is a textbook manipulator but really bad at it. And he relentlessly seethes at everybody more liked than him (anybody except maybe two users)
Femanons, how freaked would you be if you got pregnant the first time you had sex with your bf?
>>33777822pffft. I'm kind of in the same boat, as are many others. Don't get too worked up over it.
>>33777800older sister
>>33777821Makes sense
>>33777831The only kind of anal i'm okay with, it sounds safe but i don't like subby men, i'd prefer if he was assertive about it
>>33777796Should I get it removed?
Women, how many female friends do you have irl? How do you feel about "guys" girls (are they pickmes?)
>>33777837Like a power bottom?
>>33777800Middle or youngest sister I think. I think the middle sister would be the most stable relationship, but I'm the youngest among all of my siblings, so.
>>33777834Cute thank you, i'll try to see it in a different way
>>33777831I would peg the man I love. I would make him suck on it too.
>>33777833honestly I would love it it turns me on to know we were that fertile in our fucking
>>33777800I like the idea of the younger, but I think I would get along better with the middle.
>>33777842Yessssss
>>33777832Sounds pretty generic
>>33777800>meet cute girl>she actually agrees to go out with you>find out she has a prettier younger sisterevery time...
>>33777790Sounds a bit like mental gymnastics to rule condom users out as misers while bimbos who dgaf about pregnancy and the apparently neurotic who use dangerous, painful or irreversible contraceptives are fun-loving and sex-loving>either wouldn't mind getting pregnant, which implies a more life affirming, naive or reckless characterDoes this extend to lower class people prone to accidental/teen pregnancies experiencing less stress than wealthier classes?
>>33777833A little, but it's the reason why I avoid having sex with people for as long as I do.
State gender, important question, please rank ice cream brands in order from most to least>Jenis, Haagen Daaz, Ben+Jerry, Tillamook, Blue Bell, Blue Bunny, anything else I don't know or missed cause these are all I get here I thinkIgnore spelling errors if any
>>33777830>apparently he wrote a storyZOMG are you for real??Youāre a joke
>>33777855F. I will not rank them, because I haven't tried some of them and I'm also lazy af. I really like Tillamook the most of them. I love talenti if I'm being fancy.
>>33777855Haagan Daaz > Ben & JerryI have never tried the others...
>>33777838No! Creampies are too good.
>>33777845hello.
How can I remove all the yellow stain that minoxidil has left on my baseball cap?
>>33777856So basically you have nothing. Okay.
>>33777863Add more yellow stains until the whole hat is yellow and then play it off as if that is its natural color
Which gender, and do you prefer direct impingement, or piston systems?
>>33777855all communists need to burn but they know wtf they're doing with ice cream. + ben and jerry's
>>33777855I'm not the biggest fan of Jenni's. For the next 3, I've never had them at once so I don't know, but I do like them so I'll put them tied at the top.
>>33777844I hope you can come out of your shell a little bit more! Wishing you the best
Women, thoughts on a guy that grins too damn much? Happens especially when I'm stressed out, the thrill makes me smiley, it tends to escalate arguments.
>>33777875nag but I think you watch too much anime
Women, do you relate to this?
>>33777863I solved this problem by purchasing a skull shaver.
>>33777876I mean, I'm not leaving monologues or trying to sword fight or anything, think it's just a weird deflection mechanism
dead bread
>>33777895All the women left.Women are the lifeblood of /atoga/.
Men are you a 21st Century Schizoid Man?
>>33777896This. Wednesday evening is the perfect time for women to have sex and they're out having it.
>>33777833Multiples actually run in my family so I'm legit scared of getting pregnant.
>>33777868What's the male equivalent of a quirk chungus?
>>33777898I have never had sex on a Wednesday in my life.
>>33777898I mean what if their cycles synced up from browsing this thread and it's day 13-16?
>>33777900A redditor unironically.
>>33777900Chunk quirngus, and he is I.
>>33777898It's over.
Well, did you girlboss too close to the sun?
>>33777900the feminist ally
>>33777896I had to tinker with my stupid ass laptop, I'm back here until like 9 PM when I go to sleep.
>>33777877whore (if either are dating someone else)
>>33777897No I'm almost painfully sane
>>33777901Hey babe
>>33777877No
>>33777913Dad's laptop? Did you fix it?
>>33777912<3
>>33777916>AHHHHHHHH THE CLEAR CONSCIOUS>IT HURRRRRTSSSSSSS
>>33777920Yeah if you tried to straddle a guy you'd crush his pelvis.Sorry, that was mean.
>>33777913my cat spilt water on my macbook this morning. i died inside.
>>33777896>>33777898Lmao, does that have to be the excuse every single time /atoga/ slows down?
Entire thread is a shitty game of āwhoās in my mouthā where apparently the objective is to be like āmmm this cock definitely tastes like anon!ā
>>33777913Was the solution to install Linux?
>>33777917
>>33777927That'll teach you for buying an Apple product. :)
>>33777917Do you really look like this irl..
>>33777930But who was it?
>>33777930shut up sarge, you are literally having a melty (daily occurrence) over people recognizing having a melty
>>33777921No? My own. I did fix it.>>33777927I'm really sorry for your loss. >>33777931I'm not strong enough for linux, I'm just a girl.
>>33777911nopedid you?
>>33777934A little...
>>33777935Naming names is against the rules, you just have to subtly imply you know who they are. So fucking stupid
>>33777942there are rules?
>>33777938>I'm not strong enough for linux, I'm just a girl.Bro it's literally easier than Windows (if you use the correct Distro)
>>33777942>>33777945i had no idea. *eyeroll
>>33777899Why would that be bad? You might even have a boy and a girl first time. Get it done in one shot.
>>33777831A lot of it is psychological, but depending on the strap on you use, it'll rub your clit as you use it
>>33777877gosling.jpg
>>33777945Yeh. You have to use NTA now, not nta. Or you're banned.
>>33777932Do you look like this irl..
>>33777952nta
Orange monster is kinda mid, guys
>>33777952thank god. maybe if i get enough bans ill be free of this place
>>33777953NTA I do. The blue hair and the gravity defying breasts and everything.
>>33777956All monster is.
>>33777946don't fucking lie to her, anont. female mint user
>>33777953...if I did, you would prob have this as a real pic saved to your phone
>>33777958s-stacy...
>>33777959Oh yeah? What's your choice of energy?
>>33777959this I got one last time and the cheap brand store energy is unironically better
>>33777964pff, I'd rather have your real pic on my phone
>>33777961It's not a lie, once you get out of the Microsoft ecosystem you realize Linux is 10x more intuitive.
>>33777938i'm a girl and linux is like.... it depends on what you want to do. if you like windows xp, and you only use your pc for web browsing and not much else, linux mint is actually really nice and simple, but like, ANY linux distro is going to have an annoying learning curve and possibly some command prompting. i use it on my thinkpad because windows became too bloated to run on it but its ass for any advance uses other than browsing web and creating word docs
>>33777965Stacies don't have blue hair, anon.
>>33777974>intuitivefor who, programmers? this is why i hate programmers, you think everyone on earth is comfortable typing commands into the console, but zoomers grew up on ipads and don't even know what a file is
>>33777981Having to use the console for everything in Linux is an increasingly outdated idea. Most Distros offer all utilities with a GUI right off the bat. On Mint for example there's very little you can't do without a GUI.
>>33777977How much RAM does your Thinkpad have?
>>33777985i don't remember, but it's a $500 thinkpad from 2018, so it's not very diesel
>>33777977hows gaming on linoox? now that microsoft office isnt free I dont really have a reason to stick with windows
hello again atoga. break time! if my favorite femanon is here, i'm in the process soon of writing up a new guide (for lack of better word) to try and focus more of my personality architecting, which i think you'd be interested in seeing. >>33777966research chemicals + fiend shit. once, i ran out of my usual shit AND money so i rigged together a nasal spray with caffeine powder and coluracetam, much much smoother than just taking caffeine powder.
Don't make me post the linux user in the classroom greentext
>>33777980vegeta and bulma are the chad+stacy power couplegoogle's giving a lot of stacy resultsyou can and you will be a stacy
>All you need to know about [e-celeb] can be kenned through the revelation that he was a fat kid. He is the pinnacle of that archetype, the fat kid who turned chad in college.>The latent insecurity, the performative personality, the constant narcissistic clawing for moral high-ground, the sex pestery. The greatest irony is that he is constantly touted as a "safe male" when he is the epitome of what male predators really are.I saw this on another board and became concerned. Is it true that men become narcissists if they were once unattractive but then got a job and started going to the gym?
So many people are into energy drinks but they don't do anything for me and i'm not interested in them, am i human?
>>33777977Okay geniuenly, what "advanced uses" are you seeking that you cannot do? >>33777989Much better thank to Steam investing in compatibility layers. The majority of games run just fine on Linux or better than Windows. A minority of games like LoL or Valorant don't run on Linux but that's because the devs are assholes who refuse to cooperate in making Linux-friendly anti-cheats.
>>33777989having played around with it on my desktop, steam proton isn't the worst, modding has been hell, and if you have an nvidia graphics card you are going to suffer. but if you are just gonna play basic games and you have an AMD graphics card you will probably have a good time
>>33777997Yes
>>33777984Yeh, but Mint does not automatically install all security updates, you gotta monitor that stuff yourself. And it's based on Ubuntu.
>>33778000i play a lot of games that run through 3rd party software/launchers and i also mod them. i have already spent a month of my life trying to troubleshoot this with advance linux users helping me. that is how i know how annoying it is lmao. not everyone wants to dedicate their life to troubleshooting
>>33778004>click the shield icon in the taskbar>install updates>doneAlternatively>click the shield icon>set up an auto-update schedule>doneIt's just that easy.
>>33777997definitely possible. same with any other celeb, rise to fame then instant change of valuesa guy with a decent heart can be found anywhere
>>33777990>snorting caffeineI'll stick to monster bro
>>33777997>Is it true that men become narcissists if they were once unattractive but then got a job and started going to the gym?No. It's certainly true that my opinions of others goes down quite a bit though. And that reaction is 100% justified given just how superficial most interactions become. My personality, opinions on many issues, intelligence etc are all largely similar to when I was fat and broke. But once you have lost weight and gotten in good shape, wear good clothes, etc you begin to see a dramatic increase in approval for your other traits. It's like a switch has been flipped and people are just quite transparently looking for a reason to agree with you because the way you look is better. It makes your trust and respect for others just go down, even if you otherwise knew most people are "superficial" being constantly and repeatedly affirmed of this truth hits much harder. my willingness to give people the benefit of the doubt is just not as strong and my misanthropy has unfortunately taken its place.
>>33777977I don't know, I tried it once like 10+ years ago but it was too much work to learn to use it. I can't imagine I want to start looking into it now that I have like 5-6 things niche softwares installed for work related stuff.
>>33777987Settings > System > About. How much RAM?
>>33777999Yeah. It's better that way, anon.
>>33778013What software? If it's not Adobe stuff it probably runs on Linux.
>>33778013it is definitely easier than it was 10 years ago, i'll say that much. i'm not trying to discourage anyone who is interested but i am trying to dispel the belief that it's "so easy" which is something linux bros love to say because they are used to troubleshooting every single thing they do and now they only have to troubleshoot 25% of the things they do and they don't know what it's like to not have to troubleshoot at all
>>33777990I'd indeed be interested in seeing that
Feminists films like ugly stepsister be like what if society expects something from you wow so deep and challenging!
I still love her. Should I tell her?
>>33778004What's wrong with Ubuntu?
>>33778006Ah yeah I can see that being a pain. It's not impsosible to run mods on Linux, but I haven't tried myself.
>>33777996They sure are.>>33778019I have a friend who constantly talks up how much he loves Linux and always asks when I'm going to ditch Windows. And he still says this despite needing to put days of effort into trying to get some games to run on his end. I don't begrudge Linux users, but.. damn.
>>33777884I canāt shave my head, I had hair transplant.
>>33777999I never drank them in the past, but first had it in college. Pretty good tasting honestly, jager bombs are great. I like the taste of coffee too. For neither, though, I'll often drink in the morning since I don't usually want the caffeine unless I need it.
>>33778018Adobe is not niche software.
>>33778023What's the point?
>>33778018Just very specific medical stuff. >>33778019>now they only have to troubleshoot 25% of the things they do and they don't know what it's like to not have to troubleshoot at alllolI'm barely willing to figure out how to make my windows laptop run, it's not for me.
>>33778027NTA Linux is for "tinkerers". I just want the damn thing to work.
>>33778034If it doesn't work natively on Linux, you could always get a Windows emulator like Wine.
I love you femanons
>>33778027don't get me wrong i HATE windows and think it sucks but yeah sometimes i just want to install a game and play it
>>33778040... why wouldn't I just get WIndows? What benefit is Linux if I don't want to tinker with stuff?
I love you femanons' boobs
>>33778010it's not quite snorting, its a legit sprayer with sourced BAC water. i am not an amateur...too much. caffeine is surprisingly a very potent anti-inflammatory, so it is very smooth especially in water. coluracetam is another story, shit burns ;_;>>33778020i knew you would :D my first iteration had me constructing a tree of archetypal personas, but now that i've gotten deeper i think this was the wrong way to view things. people aren't made up of archetypes, not really, instead archetypes represent something like interference. turn personalities in a society into a wave, interefere them all, and the constructive points represent archetypes. but by their design that makes them thin, less than a full personality (the wave is distorted). this new iteration is going to be much more painstaking, i think the actual path to get where i need to be is going to involve threading individual paths of behavior and slowly knitting together a new existence. make sense?
>>33778040Or I could just have my windows laptop.
>>33778041<3
>>33778035>have problem with windows>google it>click first result>fixed>have problem with linux>google it>click first result>fixedAnd before you tell me windows is more 'intuitive', nah. You are just more familiar with it.
>>33778044Yeh, until the bra comes off...
>>33778040>winelmfao i'm sorry but linux bros are so out of touch. wine is a powerful, but confusing and unintuitive piece of software for the average user
Men, a woman on the street approaches you and gives you a peck on the lips, what would be your reaction?
>>33777942It is. That's why I don't play it.Die mad that you aren't that other anon.You are all anon until you're not.
>>33777999What other anon said, you're better off.They're mostly just an overdose of sugar, caffeine and vitamin Bs.
>>33778051shrink her with my belt (set to "m" for mini) and put her in a pickle jar
I blame ocarina of time for my love for redheads
>>33778048And why am I more familiar with it?
I need to get rid of all of my friends, but I don't want to have to start getting friends again from scratch
>>33778051Check my wallet.
>>33778049*stares intensely*
>>33778043t. girl who's used linux beforeyou would want to use linux for privacy concerns and if windows bloatware was rendering your pc unusable. windows ALSO sucks, it's just almost everything just works with it. without needing wine, emulators, or advanced knowledge. i love it for my shit laptop that i only use for web browsing
>>33778051"Uh... th-thank you!"assuming she's pretty.
>>33778051Couldn't happen I would stop her
>>33778051Give her a wtf stare and a visible but slight smile>You know I try to take girls outs on a date before kissing. Can I make up for it?And try to get her number. The whole situation is autistic af so you do your best to make it normal, but not less enthusiastic.
>>33778056What do you do next
>>33778051This >>33778068>>33778057>blames Ocarina of Time>posts Majora's MaskAn anon of pure chaos
>>33778068How
>>33778074Put my arm out to stop her once she started leaning in
can we please agree this is the optimal relationship dynamic? i need a girl to hold (at gun point) and be held (at gun point) by
>>33778045you mean that behavior more a thing emerging from interference than intrinsic? >knitting together a new existencebecause that would imply that the solution isn't just to try and install certain archetypes in your mind since it's more like a dance than a battle?
>>337780148gb, lmao
>>33778079not bad
>>33778078Would you also use your body to put her in intricate positions next?
>>33778041You don't.
>>33778079>This was considered the sexiest woman ever according to the internet 20 years agoPathetic
>>33778086I'm not angry, just disappointed. :)
>>33778095i mean, it was what i could afford at the time, so it is what it is
>>33778079Is that mr. Tequila sunset
>>33778079that woman isn't leaned back nearly enough to be believable. have you ever seen a woman shoot a gun they look like this: 7
>>33778096You might be able to upgrade the RAM relatively easily.
>>33778099she's not shooting it, just pointing it
Men, is your hand big enough to cover the face of a woman?
>>33778099I think she's used to carrying a lot of weight.
Dear gravity, please let this small turd exit my anus so I donāt have to wipe forever. Praise science! Amen
>>33778105Probably. I don't know how big women's faces are because none of them let me around them.
>>33778088No, sorry to disappoint. I would just ask her what the fuck she is doing
>>33778112Fair
>>33778087thanks, babe>>33778083yes; precisely. our sense of self, i'm beginning to realize, is an emotion like any other. feeling like "ourselves" comes from making consistent actions in response to specific emotional states. what i'm realizing, amd what's different now vs. before, is that personality has a *time* dimension to it as well, because emotional states interefere with themselves. being angry makes you read anger into things...so personality is algorithmic, in otherwords, not qualitative.
I wish I could make friends. I think I want a normal life, but itās probably too late at 24 to have a coed friend group where the female friends will hook me up with their hot female friends who arenāt in the friend group
>>33778109>puts a shock collar around anon's neck and shocks him everytime he comes close, like hassan does to his dog Mmm
>>33778105no i am a handcel
>>33778112>"Trying to taste your lips"
>>33778105Idk. I've never tried.
>>33778117Something kind of like that, yeah.
>>33778123That's bananas
yikes
>>33778120I might get a bit a hot under the collar but ultimately tell her to stop
>>33775857>State sex.Male>Are you an alpha, a beta, or a sigma?The whole Alpha/Beta thing was wildly misinterpreted, could only loosely be applied to people, and most people missed the point that "beta" males actively bred all the time.I definitely follow the"back off and let the chest thumpers fight while hanging back with the females" type. Beta baby.It's better to succeed at being the best version of yourself than try being what you or others imagine an alpha male is like.As that video illustrated.
men and women can answer, i'm F.Is it okay to date someone just to have sex? I'm a femcel and sexually inexperienced. I'm not sure if we would last long term but I am so lonely and desperate for a fleeting sense of love and sensuality. Is this a bad idea? Is it better to just be alone? I'm worried we will have sex and it will be awful
>>33778134F>Is it okay to date someone just to have sex?As long as you're sincere about your goals and you're okay with it morally, sure. Also, watch out for yourself and your own feelings - for me giving my body to someone is extremely emotional and I get strong feelings when I have sex.
>>33778134That's not uncommon. That's what's known as a casual relationship.
>>33778136>okay with it morallyI'm not sure if I am. I just really want to feel intimate sensual love, but i'm not sure what the "right" person is. I just know we both like and seem to be attracted to each other.
>>33775878Well spotted.>>33775881>A lot of kids with autism copying body language from characters from tv/videogames.Makes sense.I've done this but with an awareness of how normal people sound and behave. I often do things that it seems like only fictional characters do but because it genuinely seems like a better way to be.
Bout to go home and talk to my gf about all our shit. Iām going to tell her that if something she does or says bothers or hurts me, she needs to listen and understand and try to hear me out instead of shutting it down and saying Iām wrong. If she canāt offer me that Iām gonna leave Anyways Iām scared :)
>>33778134>Is it okay to date someone just to have sex?This is called being friends with benefits, isn't it? Or booty call. It's fine if you're both on the same page. It's definitely not fine if you're deceiving him about your intentions with the relationship.>I'm worried we will have sex and it will be awfulOk so then you'll know. Then you can either figure out how to make it better, or decide that it's better not to do that again.
>>33778134F, i wouldn't do it like that but i think that you can still build something before? Finding the perfect person is not that easy and you have to start somewhere, a lot of women didn't stay with their first bfs but you should need some sort of experience to find out who you're compatible with i think? I think it's easier to open up to these kind of experiences as a guy than a girl
>>33778073well you know, they're the exact same character
>>33778143Are you the anon who asked advice before? I think you're about to fuck up.
>>33778143I predict she's going to shut you down and say you're wrong.
>>33778145>>33778144Okay, I'll be honest with him before we meet. Thank you
Lonely femanons, how much do you want a bf compared to wanting dick?
I honestly hate being around women when I am not horny.
>>33778150Why? >>33778151Probably
>>33778154>Lonely femanonsNo such thing.
>>33778131>I might get a bit a hot under the collar>notice you flushing and as a result want to slide my hands on your chest, neck and then pull you for another kiss
>>33778154I want both
>>33778154I want the dick of someone i would want to be my bf
>>33778143It's okay to be anxious. Just make sure she knows it isn't that she's mean or bad.>>33778148I was just ribbing you a little. I don't even think adult Malon has character art so I can't blame you.
I wish I were literate so I could talk to girls here
Am I the only one who admired Jeffery Epstein? I mean he was a billionaire who had power over the most powerful men in the world, lived on a private island, and fucked cute girls all day.I'd love to have his life, feels like a lot of the hate he gets his just jealousy
>>33778157>Why?Your gf came to you with a concern. You dismissed her and got mad at her for the way she expressed herself, basically putting her in a condition of not being heard and having to defend yourself. You are now restarting the argument by making yourself into the victim.You also ignored every post here that said anythign but "you're a little perfect angel and she's a monster". That and the way you phrased your post makes me think you're a shitty boyfriend.
>>33778134>Is it okay to date someone just to have sex?>fwbbasically every man's dream: sex and no attachmentbut you might get attached, anonette
>>33778134 no you should date me instead, I'd love to take your virginity
I fantasize about kidnapping a femanon Does that make me a bad person?
>>33777797Hot.
>>33778114circumstantial patterns, hmm, and what circumstances make us act out which pattern is what gives the feeling of self, of predictable and reliable behavior this reminds me a lot of a system I've been thinking about for a while, but I'm too tired to type it out now, maybe another time I'm going to sleep, have a good day!
>>33778163How do I explain that I love her and I am always here to listen and that I will always do the best I can to show up for her and make sure sheās comfortable and safe, but that I need her to respect my feelings and wishes too? >>33778167You misinterpreted and I almost donāt even want to bother man but I get it She came to me with a concern which I calmly accepted and acknowledged and offered genuine reassurance. Canāt stress this enough I got angry when she told me she didnāt want me to express how anything made me feel, and that when I calmly explain that some of the stuff she said hurts me, she shuts it down and says Iām wrong. Thatās why I got mad. Because she tells me she needs me to put my feelings aside and that she doesnāt care if the things she says hurt me.
>>33778173no dont worry they fantasize about you doing the same thing
>>33778173Only if you don't also fantasize about having your way with her.
>>33778178Put her on her knees and rub your cock and balls over her face but no sex, let her know your a man and she is yours
>>33778178>I got angry when she told me she didnāt want me to express how anything made me feelDid she actually say that, or is that your interpretation of what she said? >I got angry>I calmly explainlol
>>33777630I'd give my left nut
>>33778178love how often you repeat calmly, almost like you're trying to convince yourself
I hate men when i'm horny
>>33778176you too! sweet dreams. i am starting to connect this stuff to rituals. occult connections. life's getting real weird lmao
>>33777665>not the quadrifoglioso close anon...
>>33778191He calmly got mad, anon. You misinterpret.
>>33778169This will sound bad but I really don't think I will. >>33778172No thanks, you wouldn't like me anyway.
>>33778190uhm, based and aesthetic
>>33778192Being bratty just makes you more fuckable
>>33778188She explicitly said āI wish you wouldnāt have said anything and set your feelings aside and brought them up another timeā āI need you to set your feelings aside for MeāāNo I wasnāt mean and I didnāt say anything wrong or hurtfulā
>>33778194>the 4chan
>>33778193why must you say such things when my eyes are begging me to close them such rude behavior... better write it down so I can read it when I wake up
>>33777071I'm trying to get into the goth sceneAlso, I got a very mild crush on an autist because we cuddled all night Platonically so I don't think this Platonic cuddling thing is for me
>>33778197I would, I'd also like to slip my tongue in your butt
>>33778115>itās probably too late at 24 to have a coed friend group where the female friends will hook me up with their hot female friends who arenāt in the friend groupIt is far from impossible but I am 46 and have had female friends my whole life and only had one kinda sorta hook me up once. YMMV
>>33777630Durango 95
>>33778134practice boyfriends are valid
>>33777120>That would also make her my upstairs neighbor so it's kind of a win-win for meUnless it doesn't work out. Trust me.
>>33778207>I'm trying to get into the goth sceneNTA oh boy, howdy, how's that going?
>>33778200ugh i have been acting bratty alot lately. i have never REALLY been spanked, but have wondered but it would be like to hqvw my skirt pushed up and my ass beat. I have a high pain tolerance so it could be fun?
>>33778208I just farted>>33778215Women in male fields
>>33778206:P not sorry
>>33778225):<
>>33778202So she's not saying she didn't want you to express how anything made you feel - she is saying that she is frustrated because she was trying to talk to you about something and you made it about yourself and the fact you were upset about the way she expressed she was hurt, instead of addressing the fact that she was hurt.You dismissed her, and made yourself into the victim, and got mad at her. I don't feel like I was misinterpreting the problem, I feel like you're unwilling to hear anything but "oh no, she's evil, I'm an angel".
>>33778105>coverStretch across? Yes.My fingers are too slender to cover more than half her face. The chloroform rag is doing most of the work obscuring her features from the camera.
>>33778228congolese men shouldn't make rape jokes, thats only for white men
>>33778227nta but narcissists are always like this. he probably is one. he's gathering consensus here to be like "everyone i talk to agrees with me" probably
>>33777630saab
>>33778160realistically my heart would pound in my chest when you touched it but I would still push you away, my hand might accidentally be on your boob when I did, but it really would be an accident I would tell you to stop
my embroidery is going much more smoothly now, thanks anon who gave me tips !!
>>33777630el cameno
Women, is casual boob touching a thing? I mean, with someone you know I mean.
>>33778221its okay I'd have your fast for a day first to clear your system out, and then if you were a good girl I'd order whatever you want as a treat
>>33778239coward. chad shoved his tongue up my ass no warning when we had sex, it was hot, because he didn't care how clean it was
Femanons with a sister, if your bf and sister really got along and your sister was going through a really bad breakup and needed comfort, would you give permission to your bf to fuck her(your sister)
Infinite jest machine attuned to the frequency of āsexā
>>33778242NTA that's fucking disgusting.
>>33778207>I'm trying to get into the goth sceneLet me help you (if it works)https://www.youtube.com/shorts/sDiX211H4Lw
>>33778242w u t
>>33778242Did you kiss him afterwards
the frequency of questions that are too stupid to answer are increasingly high these days. femanons might find something better to do
>>33778227NTA but this sounds like narcissistic behaviorYouāre basically saying you want the freedom to air your emotional discomfort without the discomfort that comes with hurting someone. And youāre also saying your feelings should take priority and the other persons take a back seat until youāre ready. You should both be able to talk about your feelings
>>33778238My friends did that all the time and that's why i stopped having friends but i don't think that it's that common
>>33778244no, never.
>>33778249not before he brushed his teeth and used antibacterial mouthwash
>>33778250Find better women, these ones are boring
>>33778219>NTA oh boy, howdy, how's that going?It's the right month for itMy new flatmate is super into goth and so is her best friend (who's over all the time). They're both inviting me to a lot of halloween stuff.The main thing is I need to create some costumes, but one of them is a fashion student...>>33778247incomprehensible, have a nice day
>>33776334MI change it once a week.
>>33778239Original anon. I have 0 interest in any males from here
>>33778220Bratty girls need to be belted to submission. I'd turn your smooth cheeks red, then plap you until you stop hating men and start loving them. Make it fun for the both of us
>>33778257Just trying to give you the goth experience but it got so popular now so maybe it's not that common anymore
>>33778253why not, don't you want your sister to be happy and if you were the one that suggested it then whats the issuewhat if he had sex with you afterwards to let you know he still found you attractive
>>33778242BASED, nasty girls are the best
>>33778256maybe you should go to a board more focused on your interests
>>33778259Why would that factor in to your decision, what if you find out the guy you're interested in used this place
>>33778238I let a friend of mine do that who had a hangup about boobs. Clothed of course.
>>33778260What about shy ones that don't really put that into words
Men who play instruments <3
>>33778261But she's talking about emo plus everyone here legitimately does seem depressedanyway yea I don't think adults are getting bullied for being goth nowadays
>>33778255Did the intrusive thoughts come out and you ask him how it tasted? lol
>>33778268>hangup about boobsWhat does that mean?
>>33778273he said it tasted salty. whatever that means. lucky for him i had taken a shower that day so it was clean, he didn't know that when he did it though
>>33778272Anon... nvm have fun okay
>>33778234>takes phone out>types number>it's Chad'sYou did this
>>33778274He would tell me that he got really intimidated around women with large chests.
>>33778266Maybe you should take a shower
>>33778269They're not gonna be speaking words. It'll start out as angry grunts, start welping when they accept it, then happy moans when they want more.
>>33778134>Is it okay to date someone just to have sex?It's perfectly okay if you're ultimately honest with your intentions. Maybe don't announce it immediately but don't let a guy think you're falling in love either.>I'm not sure if we would last long term but I am so lonely and desperate for a fleeting sense of love and sensuality.Take heart in knowing that what you're describing is EXTREMELY common.>Is this a bad idea? Is it better to just be alone? I'm worried we will have sex and it will be awfulThis variesNumber one rule is to be calm, deliberate, and not acting out of any feelings of being pressured. Beyond any quibbling over consent or pressured into sex, if you're going forward with something because you feel pressured to, whether by him or feelings of guilt for having initiated or whatever else, you aren't going to be comfortableBeing nervous is fineIt's like a rollercoaster ride. You can nervous and not sure what to expect, but you're comfortably along for the ride.If you just want to leave but go through it anyway, it'll likely to be awfulAwful sex happens. Usually it's between strangers who don't know each other well and aren't taking the time to explore and find out. That's part of why I made a rule to never have sex with someone I just metOther times bad sex happens because one or both of you has other things going on and it's bad timing. Bad sex is worse than no sex. But in my opinion, mediocre sex is better than being aloneShort and simple rule is that easy sex isn't worth sacrificing your sense of intimacy forIf you can't be comfortably intimate, then it's not worth pursuing in my opinion. That said, you don't need a deep and profound relationship or long term relationship prospects to genuinely share intimate sex with someone. You can appreciate them in the moment and accept that they're appreciating you in the moment. It requires them treating you with appreciation, which can be a difficult balance when rushing to sex quickly
>>33778267If I met him through other means first, perfect. But never directly from here
>>33778270>plays you like a fiddle
>>33778270Does getting a girl to make horny happy noises count?
>>33778143Can't offer advice beyond remembering to think about but good luck anon.
>>33778280Very brave of you
Woman, what is the perfect date with chad like? You wake up, and how do you both spend the day?
>>33778291>Can't offer advice beyond remembering to think about her as the woman you want to be with, which can be difficult in such conversations. But good luck anon.
>>33778286>>33778288Atoga men disappoint me
>>33778292To be fair, I've known him since grade school. And they're just boobs.
>>33778268How old were you guys?
>>33778231But anon, I'm paler than you!
>>33778251>>33778232I'm not going to throw out psychiatric diagnosis over a post on 4chan.To me, it sounds like one of those times when someone is saying "I looked into your phone, and I saw you're cheating on me!" and the other is getting upset and acting like a victim because of the invasion of privacy. I don't know if she expressed herself politely and kindly or not, probably she did not. I know that when someone is expressing to me they're hurt about something they did, it is their time to be heard and my time to listen. When we're done with that conversation and they feel better, I might bring up that I wished they expressed themselves differently when telling me they're hurt. But the priority is hearing them.There's space for both people to express their feelings. But one should be able to not be at the center of attention for like 15 minutes.
>>33778270The wooden frog guiro totally counts, right?
>>33778270https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsWlktW0kj4Leave me alone harlot I wanna be one of the greatest
>>33778174Imagine all his awkward virgin boners before he finally told you to go to his bedroom for the first time..
>>33778299I was 14, he was 13.
>>33778236NTA, but glad to hear it.
>>33778307I was joking.
>>33778279>already has a bfwell thats one reason you dont trust random women trying to kiss you in the street
Buenos Aires/Sao Paulo or Tokyo/Bangkok for gap year?
>>33778312Whatever helps you sleep at night
state gender assigned at birthwho will win the nobel price in litretchure tomorrow?
>>33778296Male hands were made to love women and bring them joy
>>33778296Oh, not a maleanon >>33778286 was just low hanging fruit
>>33778313I might be a little biased but I say Tokyo/Bangkok.
WomenHow would you feel if your bf bought a knock-off Lego death star (basically the same thing as the original but a 5th of the price) but it got stuck at customs because the chinese vendor decided to send it in 2 packages and one of them didn't come with the necessary paperwork?
>>33778293we sleep in, have sex, then he cooks us a light brunch like eggs and toast, we play video games all morning, in the afternoon he takes me to a museum and then a fancy dinner and then we come home and have more sex
>>33778313Second sounds cooler, I have no other reasoning
>>33778270Hello
>>33778313The slums of Mumbai.
>>33778313Buenos Aires/Sao Paulo sound more fun
>>33778317Male hands that can play instruments are better at playing with pussy
State gender, what's the weirdest thing about you that you would be most scared for your partner to know?
>>33778322YES.
>>33778321I saw a Lego death star being sold for $900some rich kids out there huh
>>33778328MProbably the monster thing.
>>33778321How does one fix the paperwork issue?
>>33778332
>>33778328MSome of the genres of eromanga I've read and enjoyed.
>>33778327>plays the drums on femanon's boobsUh, I'm not so sure about that...
>>33778335that's like, every manon's fetish in here though
>>33778326For being a drug mule maybe.
>>33778335Based
>>33778319>>33778323>>33778325>>33778326Always wanted to do Asia but I feel I'd be isolated there due to language barrier, whereas I could learn Spanish/Portuguese within a few months
>>33778316MHonor levy
>>33778337or, play the bongos on her ass. you aren't creative enough. hand her over i'll take care of her
Why does JH always get bullied for the monster thing while nobody bats an eye, and some people even encourages it, when Exhibanon keeps doing it?
>>33778328F intersex.
>>33778342You could learn Asian language, but you RACK DISCIPRINE.
>>33778337You're supposed to do that with her butt, silly
>>33778321I honestly wouldn't give a shit but I'd tell him "yeah, that sucks man" every time he told me about it (typically at least 5 times a day until the package arrives + 1-2 times per every instance of running into friends, family or an acquaintance for several weeks after the issue has been resolved)
I'm horny!
>>33778331The new one is the first ever lego set to break the 1000 dollar barrier and it is hideous as FUCK>>33778334Not much I can do now, the feds will open the package to make sure it isn't anything illegal and will probably tax me afterwards (even tho I already payed the import taxes).
>>33778346she gets bullied for pedophilia not monster fucking. she has a monster fucker permit. just not a boylove one
>>33778346Double standards.
>>33778348Nta, but kek
>>33778346Exhib is the only namefag I have blocked, so, idk.
>>33778328MThat really depends on the partner.Basically, if she visits 4chan or not.
>>33778355All that armor on such a small part of the body, that's silly.
>>33778355based frezetta
>>33778346You think anybody has a non-rock bottom opinion of exhib kek
>>33778342I see your point but English is quite common in the tourist spots of Tokyo, anyways. All signs, menus, trains, subways and staff pretty much have it. Pretty much all of the younger generation take it in school.
>>33778335asexuality is real i've just unlocked it
>>33778285that souds bigoted
>>33778349Wouldn't she prefer for those cheeks to get plapped by a guy from behind than with drumsticks?
>>33778348
>>33778355Wait, is Exhib actually Ohio?
>>33778358You quitting if she doesn't, or you just gonna try and hide it?
>>33778359Hey, it's not his fault the armorer didn't have any horse armor.>>33778367I sometimes wonder that myself...
>>33778368No.If she used 4chan, I was going to tell her about having met femanons from here.If she doesn't, I wouldn't say they were femanons.
why do women seem to dislike homophobic guys but openly admit they would never date a guy if he was bi
>>33778367I bet blueval would know the truth, ask her when she comes later.
>>33778353yeah this is what I was talking about, I know it would be expensive due to all the small parts but I would've said like $200 max, surely>>33778362I know it's widespead in essential contexts I mean more in terms of not being able to form local friendships. I know a bit of Japanese but no Thai and was struggling to start learning Thai, I just couldn't wrap my head around the sounds
>>33778347If the machinery is still there, it doesn't really matter right?
>>33778374>I mean more in terms of not being able to form local friendships.NTA how long are you gonna be there?
>>33778367That is such a strange thing to say, anon.
>>33778270would a tracker count?
JH, HOW DID YOU GET RID OF HERPES? HOW LONG IT TOOK? HELP
>>33778322What sorta museums you into?
>>33778376>If the machinery is still there... um... no uterus.
>>33778372The same reason women used to push lgbt stuff don't everyone's throats UNTIL trans women started popping up on women's sports.
>>33778372"I don't want to date you" isn't the same as "I don't think you should have rights"
>>33778328nsfw illustrations but i also want to do 3df
>>33778328MI love to sing but Iām terrible at it
>>33778372I love homophobic men
>>33778388No judgement there, that stuff pays well.
>>33778391I don't do it for the money
>>33778385No need for contraceptives and no period is pretty neat. What about vagina? As long as you got the front of the car, don't think a guy would care if you don't have the back. And if you want kids, there's adoption.
>>33778372What a deranged and mentally challenged statement and question.
>>33778388>but i also want to do 3dWhat does this even mean?
>>33778379Is there a centaur fever on this thread?
>>33778403I want to make 3d animation porn kekIn fact i have avoided drawing a bunch of things because i know it would be better in movement
>>33778398There's a vagina but it's kinda underdeveloped. Those are some upsides I guess, yeh.
