In this thread, we ask the opposite gender anything!While you *can* ask anything you want, there are some topics that already have entire boards dedicated to them - e.g. >>>/pol/ for politics, >>>/lgbt/ for LGBT issues, >>>/r9k/ for incel rants, >>>/b/ for blog posts that are obvious works of fiction, etc. so you may sometimes get better answers to those things elsewhere.Also, we're on /adv/ and /adv/ forum rules do apply, so no NSFW images, no signatures, no avatar posting, no racism, and no trolling or ragebait, etc.It's probably best not to start a new thread unless the old one has either reached page 9 or the image count is in the 140s.Otherwise, have fun!Previously on ATOGA: >>33768264
>>33771962Why do men befriend/date women/girls that are mean/bullies?
Accept the blondes supremacy
I can't fucking take it. I've already changed my pillowcase earlier today because of the wet spot.I really don't want to goon anymore, but having to hold back makes me want to do it even more ldkfjsldkfjasldfdfI need a bf so fucking bad. I just want him to be handsome, that's it. I want the same person that treats me well to also induce a feral need in me to jump on him and press my lips against his. A rare combination these days it seems.
>>33771979Fuck off, Daniel
Women, I have a wet, stinky, loud fart. Is that a dealbreaker as long as I keep away when I’m about to fart?
>>33771979Dark hair is superior objectively and subjectively.
>>33771981Men and women are not that different
>>33771979my looksmatch
why are the girls who are so good at banter, get the niche jokes, easy to talk to, etc. always the biggest sluts?im so fucking tired of this. You get along with her so well, we're dying laughing and then you find out she sleeps around more than a Montenegrin
>>33771979fake blondes > real blondes
Daily reminder to all the women, pizza is a disgusting food.
State gender.You just had twins, a boy and a girl. What are you naming them?
>>33771993Looking for someone who has the qualities to indulge in hedonism but doesn’t is extremely fucking rare
foids, i just*sigh*i don't know...
Pc building and tinkering as a hobby.gender and thoughts?
>>33771993because the people that are alive inside actually live life
How drastically does a hairstyle affect someone’s looks? Is there a chance I’ve gotten rejected simply because of poor hair choice? ( I have a spiky Mohawk with a heart shape faded into my sides)
>>33771981>I need a bf so fucking bad. I just want him to be handsome, that's it. I want the same person that treats me well to also induce a feral need in me to jump on him and press my lips against his. A rare combination these days it seems.and then some retards ITT dare claim that it's impossible to be an incel/femcel
>>33771981let me guess...ovulating?
>>33771996f, romulus and remus
>>33771997please stop samefagging
>>33771996Depends on the wife’s name. I’m naming the girl based on my name, and the boy based on the wife’s name.
>>33771995whatever makes a nice ass slappable, this one has the exact opposite effect.
>>33771981I know baby. I so wish I could be handsome for you.
Are there men out there who don’t mind if I look unkempt and smell?
>>33772007>giving a girl a boy's name
>>33772009holy narc moment
>>33771981Are you into diversifying the gene pool?
>>33771996Can we abort one of the twins ? I believe in survival of the fittest. If I can’t abort the weaker one they’re going to fight to the death at 7
>>33772001yes, absolutely haircuts can make or break attraction. especially if you have an edgy or alternative haircut - this will work in your favor sometimes and otherwise it won't.overall you should find a haircut that flatters your face, whether alternative styled or not.
>>33771996MSusan and Nolan. I like when twins have some kind of relation, and those are good names
>>33771996Boy: TGirl: OTALNIGGERDEATH
>>33771995this is all I want
>>33772018remus sounds like she'd grow up to be badass
>>33771982who is Daniel?>>33771986absolutely fucking not>>33771994all blondes are good blondes
>>33771999Low status. Women repellent.
>>33772020What is wrong with anime people...
>>33771996mi've never really thought of a pair of names, so idk. but i've always really loved the name Lillian for a girl, and Alexander for a boy
>>33772017go to /d/ there's a gooner girl thread and an "imagine the smell" thread. men also fuck peanut butter jars so you have nothing to worry about
>>33771996Greta and Marx
>>33771996Male:InsellFemale:Belieme
>>33771999>Pc building and tinkering as a hobby.>gender and thoughts?Cool wish I had a friend to help me build a good desktop
>>33772008Yes sir
>>33772001>( I have a spiky Mohawk with a heart shape faded into my sides)I don't even know if you're male or female but that's so trashy, either way, lol.
>>33772028no, they'd just question who's the favorite because the people you named them after didnt really get along well and one got merked by the other
>>33771996malechristopher and barbara
>>33772032Wdym?
>>33772009cute if genderized (like andrew to andrea or vice versa)
>>33772042tough luck
>>33772017ME, I find it actually attractive when girls are comfortable with you like that, as long as I find you physically attractive.
>>33771996M Eli and Aliza.
>>33771995oooh i think ill get pizza for lunch!
Women, would you date a world traveler who has experienced many beautiful cultures such as Turkey, Thailand, and Colombia?
>>33772029>>33771979How is she this cute?What is that phenotype called? She's hot both in the sense that she's plappable, but also I want her to be the mother of my children.What quality about her induces that in me?
>>33772017oh hell yeah, never liked the performative stuff women do, i despise the "no i do it for myself!!" even more. like fuckin relax and stop spending all your money on makeup you silly hoor you are thousands of dollars in debt
>>33772029>who is Daniel?Isn't that your name, QT?
I’m 24 and have wrinkles under my eyes, is this a dealbreaker for men?
are the annoying *cels gone?
>>33771995I don't even care how her face looks, nice skin, nice ass, that's enough for me in the looks departmentdon't tell me I have high standards
>>33772066never
>>33772061>What is that phenotype called?girl next door
>>33772060no he was probably whoring selling the whole time and has several venereal diseases
>>33772064Nope, I have deep lines under my eyes genetically. We’d be a good match.
>>33772064nothing is a deal breaker but if you look older than you are that's not a positive
@women
>>33772061ur a traduck probably
>>33772063call me that faggot again and I'll headkick you
>>33772082calm down, daniel
>>33772074>the whole timeNot true, he also got a hair transplant.
>>33772082Okay, Dan
>>33772082Miss you brother
>>33772075Our babies would look old>>33772078I don’t. I consistently get mistaken for a 14 year old. It’s bad
>>33772061ah. please leave me.
>>33772066he's probably just regrouping after samefagging so hard for the last 40 minutes
>>33772061it's because she's posing in a picture that implies that she has any personality at all, which is more than can be asked of most women
>>33772060no thanks, imagine the STD's
>>33772085
>>33772096>fungus_of_instant_rage.gif
>>33772093moids are so easily marketed to and influenced :(
>>33772080If being a tradcuck means wanting to have a loving relationship and a family with a girl that looks like Sydney Sweeney, then yeah, I'm a tradcuck
Just want to let you all know that my gang of incels will keep order ITT.Any misbehavior won't be tolerated.
I’m inventing a new type of ugly
state gender how can I rage bait you personally most effectively?
>>33772060so... hair transplant, ladyboys, and cocaine? pass
>>33772101I know, lol.She's probably just another vapid bitch who knows how to act like she's doing things man find interesting. The Lianna type is what I call them.
>>33772102She is the tradcuck propaganda girl so you probably are
>>33772102>If being a tradcuck means wanting to have a loving relationship and a family with a girl that looks like Sydney Sweeney, then yeah, I'm a tradcuckYou do know Sydney Sweeney is a homewrecker, a slag
>>33772103>'my gang'>1 man running chrome, firefox, and opera>sometimes he posts from his phone too
>>33772106no, we already got that one
>>33772102You're too poor and ugly to afford that.
>>33772107guess and if you're right i'll submit and forfeit my soul in its entirety to you.
>>33772120Literally me
wait, if women are contrarians who will disagree with incels by default.Then getting them to admit that they like chad is as simple as claiming that "women are attracted to ugly guys".You heard that right women. I've finally figured you out, you would like nothing more than an ugly, overweight and bald man to be physically intimate with you.
>>33772121He's not poor and he's unironically not ugly, but he is coping
>>33772095I imagine
>>33772125do we get any hints?
99% of the time I'm a leftist, ... butit's kinda funny how feminists try to shove their new age social standards on society,sorry but I will continue to value virginity in girls, sorry not sorry,don't tell me how to feel about things
>>33772129is he your gay lover?
>>33772128I am attracted to a few ugly guys but they are not fat
>>33772107I hate when other men simp for women and act like they aren't all lying whores. I also hate when people date interracially
>>33772129you know him? are you his NSA arch angel or something?
>>33772125you sound like someone that would pretend to agree but secretly seethe when you're called out for always trying to find an excuse or someone to blame for why you are the way you are instead of just changing it
>>33772133Naw
>>33772144Literally me
>>33772151sir pls
>>33772131>wei'll tell you if you're warm or cold to something [examining notes] "baitful"
>>33772116>>33772118>>33772121if my attraction towards her is causing that much seething, then it means that it's the right thing to look for.Thanks anon.
>>33772141>I also hate when people date interraciallythis, I don't get, to be honest, lol, sounds like autism
>>33772141noted
Hey guys I think I’m done with the thread for today. I have to be more productive I have stuff to do. I just wanna say DONT EVER CALL ME A FUCKING VIEGIN AGAIN YIU DUMB WHOREShave a nice day!
>>33771996MI would ask myself where my life went so fucking wrong that I have children. Let alone two of them.Is it too late to abort those things?If yes, I'll just throw it into a hospital.
>>33772155I was defending you, none of us are seething. It is you whom is malding, seething and coping
>>33772140nope, you like all ugly men and are actually repelled by attractive ones.Phew, glad we finally got that out of the way.
>>33772144nah, i beat the instinct to get upset at criticism and argument out of myself a loooong time ago. i also don't pretend to agree, i lie as little as humanly possible.
>>33772055Please don't or you'll end up like the girl in the picture. I'm serious.
>>33772159HAHA EVERYONE POINT AND LAUGH AT THIS DUMB VIEGIN!!!!
>>33772128incels are the only ones retarded enough to think that "attraction is important" is a groundbreaking statement, though. everyone knows this. the girls you see tweeting about how much they love uglies are probably advertising their onlyfans.additionally, men are terrible at knowing what women find attractive, so when you assert your incel numeric scales, they are going to argue with it, because attraction works differently for women.
>>33772155When feminists say you shouldn't be a tradcuck, what they are saying is really that most men are too poor and ugly to have such high standards.
>>33771981
>>33772165sounds kinda like I was spot on, ngl
>>33772159ok, virgin
>>33772166hell yeah brother i wish my ass was that round. my tummy and thighs have a cute jiggle, time to work on my ass
>>33772168incels get constantly gaslight until they go insane
>>33772128ugly is a perceptionone mans trash is another's treasure
That solipsist guy was kinda real for that
still thinking about receiving a handjob from that MILF hand from last thread
>>33772155she is a demonic being used by evil powerful men to sell you things
>>33772177sometimes I think normies are actually masterbaiters
>>33772134because I own a mirror
>>33772177we're not talking about men though.Women all think the same and are attracted to more or less the same guy.Remember, we've figured out through DNA records that historically around 85% of women and only about 30-40% of men ever had children.meaning around 60-70% of men will die childless.
>>33772176no you're just retarded and ugly probably, sorry little bud.
>>33772172not gonna work either sugar tits, my head is too empty for mindgames
>>33772181wdym I am literally god experiencing itself!!!!!! WE ARE ALL ONE OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU ARE ME, I AM YOU HOLY SHIIIIIT
>>33772155lol at the fucking goggles, what a poseralso not a single dirt/oil stain on her arms or clothes
>>33772191hm yes, it only really works on non-NPCs
>>33772191you sound really smart, can you do my calculus homework for me? also i forgot my pencil can i borrow one? omg are you chewing gum anon can i have a piece i won't tell anyone omg
>>33772193https://youtu.be/XNJ1RHUnX9s?si=_UfL2jbikcWbwD9NGrabs your/my/all of the vagina and dick
Men, the WoW servers are down for 8 hours today. What should I do in the meantime?>play Hades 2>walk around the mall for cardio>try to sleep while neighbors are mowing the yard>other (please specify)
>>33772200play fortnite with me
>>33772187I think you might have a different taste in men than women do, so I'm not sure a mirror is helpful.
>>33772199I paused my music for this you will receive your punishment on judgement day
they way attraction in foids works, it's mathematically impossible for most men to be attractive, because foids want the popular dudes that are sought after by the rest of the ladiesnone wants the rejected broken toys
>>33772208ok, and?
>>33772169no one's saying you shouldn't be a tradcuck, we just don't like you, and don't want to be around you. do whatever you want fren just doing expect any pussy
>>33772203I literally just uninstalled Fortnite to make room for Hades, sorry
>>33772197if i'm an NPC, i'm the sort of one that tumblr crones get obsessed over. interested?>>33772198sure thing Babe(weak and low energy btw, the lot of you)
>>33772208yeah, you're right. you should probably kill yourself in this case
>>33772214yeah, whatever
>>33772199Literally me
>>33772215truuue, just to be safe
>>33771996M, I really like the name Camille. So I’d like one of them named that and she can pick the other name.>>33771999It feels like most people build their own nowadays. It seems like a fine enough interest.
>>33772217mhm? ;D
It's mathematically impossible not to love a foid. Foidlove is inescapable.
>>33772221wdym?
little toy kids with little toy hearts doing little toy dances for their little toy audiences!
>>33772204I know what women find attractive, and I know what they dont
>>33772223
>>33772223unrequited love is creepy, you incel
>>33772225oh, uhhh nothing. carry on
>>33772230Better than women themselves know? That's incredible
>>33772231I miss that flavour so badEveryone I know goes away in the end
>>33772236im not saying that. However you're throwing compliments at text boxes on a screen, not understanding what the people on the other side look like.
remember, if you're a guy it could always be worse, you could be less than 6'1" in height
If I rent a prostitute and then just don't pay her after the sex, is that rape?
>>33772231get on my level
women, what would you have posted if you had this nice get >>33772222 ?
>>33772238I guess so, but the best we can do is blindly insult or compliment people :(
Harpy Hare, where have you buried all your children?
>>33772239I know this is bait, but damn it feels good to be 6'2".Growing up I never understood why people used to be so insecure about it, besides looking at couples where the guy was shorter and thinking "hmmm, that looks kinda weird".I really should be more grateful.
>>33772243>I have feelings for an ex who is dead- that is hard modeI dated a girl who couldn't get over her dead ex (who was an abusive shithead).
>>33772244then stick to insults, feels more genuine
those broads were getting me so mad, fuckin hate when uppity festering cunts call me out
>>33772227how adorable
>>33772248Nah, there's enough negativity alreadyI will continue to express how much I love men, sorry if that bothers anyone
>>33772227little toy men and little toy womenwith their little toy hearts wound tight within themlittle toy boys with their little toy sinslittle toy girls with their little toy flawslittle toy hearts with their little toy crackslittle toy dreams on their little toy trackslittle toy mouths with their little toy prayerslittle toy lovers with their little toy fearslittle toy gods with their little toy tearslittle toy lights on their little toy stageslittle toy hopes in their little toy cageslittle toy souls in their little toy hands
>>33772251ooooo you just wait 'til i start making them, i'll have them dance for the thread and be happy
>>33772243Nothing, because I've been banned for "GETposting" before
>>33772246Growing up I believed that 'height didn't matter" and it was just stupid machismo, until girls started randomly giving me more attention. Being tall is such an easy cheat code to dating. Literally just be tall and look at her from above.Even though I never knew my father, at least he was tall and I'm grateful to him for that much.
>>33772234thanks babe
>>33772231>>33772242yawn
>>33772260you won't even consider that the attention might be for some other reason? it MUST be because you're tall?
>>33772262jokes on you, I do both - simultaneously
>>33772262too much makeup
Men, would you rather have had a present father figure, or be 6'5?
>>33772256aaa i love this! the dream line is particularly good, genuinely good wordplay>>33772261what the heck is that response!!
>>33772265maybe I know myself better than you do?
>>33772249bet
>>33772271I don't think this is properly formatted, because like average height with a dad in the picture isn't bad
>>33772271The former.
>>33772274knowing yourself doesn't help see inside women's heads.you're more than just tall. maybe women have a [your hair color] fetish
>>33772273thanks babe - for both of these (you)s :3
Can someone give me life advice? Something that helped you?
>>33772282there aren't enough (You)s in this universe for me to love
>>33772281I'm bald, lol, another reason I'm so grateful I'm tall as fuck
>>33772260Were you a "late bloomer" or had a sudden growth spurt? Seems like it would be hard to narrow down exactly what they were lusting over, unless you basically woke up taller and your life instantly changed
>>33772289ok you might be onto something then, tall bald guys are great <3
Genuinely how the fuck do you make a move?>just ask them outThat's not making a move, that's the opportunity for a move that I always botch. Every single time it goes the same way:>"hey what's up">"that's so cool haha">"yeah yeah uh huh">"hey let's do this thing">"that was fun haha">"I can take you back to your place">"whoah nice place">"ok bye"Every date i go on is like hanging out with a guy friend. I'm like outwardly asexual even though im not on the inside. Idk how to be remotely intimate, or even attempt it
>>33772290yes, it's after I had my growth spurt but it's really obvious, you enter the room and girls just immediately turn their head
>>33772271I have both
>>33772271I have a present father and still an incel loser, so 6'5
>>33772290>>33772297so it's similar to girls who go to sleep flat-chested and wake up with DDs
>>33771999Not worth much if you don't do systems programming for it.
>>33772287stop lying to yourself about why you do things
>>33772287be racist, unironically.
>>33772287stop lying to others about what things you do
How do I get motivation to better my life?Yeah I could work towards it, but I never feel like it, and life is adequate enough now
>>33772072I have never lived next door to any girl who was as hot as "the girl next door".
>>33772271I wouldn’t trade my dad for 8 inches of height
>>33772296literally picrel
Can women get Premature orgasms? cuz that's really hot
>>33772300I'm 32 and still waiting for this to happen :|
>>33772307Literally me
>>337722716'5" easily>get easy relationships >get easy promotions at whatever job you choose
>>33772159STFU VEGAN
walk my cat, i walk my cat, then my cat can walk me back
People don’t talk about the superiority of two kitchen sinks instead of just one
>>33772287SSRIs
>>33772321Common Jewish W
>>33772300not even close, tits aren't comparable,because men are more varied in their tastes, there is no single physical feature that is the "height" of womenthe closest thing I can think of is youth, pretty much every guy prefers younger, but even then milfs are hot
>>33772321what do you mean?
>>33772326>men are more varied in their tastesSource?
>>33772306My motivation is that even if it's adequate now I need it to be better so that it will be good enough in the future when things inevitably get worse.
>>33772327Huh? Two sinks in the kitchen instead of just one. Why the confusion?
>>33772314>LiterallyFuck you.
>>33772302>>33772305What were you lying about
M. I just simply don't believe in this height obsession thing. It is some kind of incel moid psyop.
>>33772333I too have never lived next door to a girl like that
>>33772329Me, I don't care for big boobs.
Does it mattter if a moid's face is slightly asymmetrical?
I think I have a crush on the girl that sells sea shells by the sea shore, does anyone know her name?She's kinda cute.
>>33772288:o
GenderWho is the nicest anon here in your opinion?Who is the meanest?
>>33772356I don't pay attention to individual posters here
Where do I meet clingy gf
>>33772360Why/how
>>33771962I lowered my standards and started dating an ugly girl.The good:>we have fun>it's easy going>no pressure>there's aspects of her that I can find attractive: she has really nice skin and lovely hair, is tall and has a nice buttThe bad:>I think she might find me ugly as well, lol.The ugly:>My dick is not enthusiastic.What do I do? It's been three months. Should I give it 3 more months or call it quits?
>>33772336for example, I told myself I can't stop a destructive behavior because it has too powerful of a grip on me because it's my main coping strategy for emotional regulation turns out I have a whole arsenal of other methods I've been successfully using since forever and this was just what I told myself to keep doing it
>>33772356I'm sad to say that neither of them is me.
>>33772356I don't want to name either but I know my answers.
>>33772363>I lowered my standards and started dating an ugly girl.I tried this once. Never again.
>>33771981>I just want him to be handsome,Guess that cuts me out, kek
>>33772356>Who is the nicest anon here in your opinion?Pope Leo XVI>Who is the meanest?That femcel who keeps calling him a tradcuck.
>>33772371Did you get anyone hot or average finally or just ended up alone?
>>33772375>him
>>33772371why? what did you learn?so far it feels like an inverted relationship for me,I enjoy the friendship and even the sex, (doggy is great), but I honestly don't ever thing "damn she's cute" so there's no real romance/chemistry.
>>33772356MMe & me
>>33772377Alone. It sucks but it's better than being with someone I don't have feelings for. That would be unfair to both of us.
>>33772366>>33772369Are either of them me
>>33772064So, sometimes it can be attractive, like the dark eye shade some people got
>>33772385Possibly
>>33772363I tried lowering my standards but got a low-quality women fetish instead (they're still unconventionally attractive)
How does dating even work if you're a 25+ virgin man? Do you tell them you're a virgin or do you lie (and she probably finds out anyways)?
>>33772381>what did you learn?That counting on developing Stockholm syndrome is not a good strategy to base a relationship on.
>>33772392you tell them nothing and you just fake it until you make it
>>33772223Gay's somehow got out of it
>>33772356I think JH is pretty nice and doesn't hate men. Even if you say something that happens to offend her, she doesn't demean you like some of the other posters.
>>33772392They will (rightfully) assume something is wrong with you to be like that
I don't think I have it in me to break up with her anyway.Fuck I shouldn't have gotten into this.Maybe she'll just get tired of me.
>>33772404a classic
M I just chemically straightened my hair and usually slick it back but now its getting kinda long so I put it in a short pony tail in the middle of the back of my head. Cool or gay? you decide
>>33772404>Maybe she'll just get tired of me.When I caught myself thinking like this is when I knew I had made a mistake and needed to end it.
>>33772399You didn't see her telling anons to off themselves on Christmas or telling anons to get cancer? She's gonna crash out again when that couple dumps her.
>>33772356M>Who is the nicest anon here in your opinion?A random anon or a couple of them, it's hard to say>Who is the meanest?ENTJ or MKG
>>33772408Never ever heard of a man straightening their hair. That's some gay shit.
>>33772408chemically straightening your hair is definitely gay, and not in a good way.
when's the next southpark episode airing?
>>33772418Doesn’t it come out every Wednesday? It used to
>>33772412Can't say I remember, but I do consider that sort of stuff trivial when it's posted on 4chan. They aren't actual insults, most of the time.
Is it possible to be a 4chan femanon and have a healthy relationship with your father?
>>33772420last few episodes had delayed schedules
>>33772423uh, yeah?
>>33772423yes, the married ones
>>33772404Practice gf implies you are ethically breaking up with her once you had enough practice bro, this is just being a douchebag...
>>33771962Wouldn't you agree?
>>33772428>practice gfDon't make it cringe. I didn't intend it that way.I just wanted to see if it could work long term.
>>33772412She’ll bounce back and date a guy from here, probably ohio
>>33772392as a 25+ virgin woman I would rather know he is virgin too. I would love to be eachother’s first with someone.
>>33772429no
>>33772429foid bad
>>33772429I think warhammers are pretty dumb too, but whatever that thing is on the left seems orders of magnitude dumber.
>>33772415Ozzy Osbourne and a shit ton of rock icons did it. Ozzy did it with an iron, sharon did it for him. >>33772416I care about my appearance and have unmanageable curly, frizzy hair and don't want to rock a buzz cut forever. Sue me. I wear solid gold around my wrists and fingers, stay poor gaylord
>>33772433ok, but the likelihood that a girl is a virgin past 25 is basically 0, so you cannot risk telling her
>>33772439A slave
>>33772435But what if yes?
>>33772433as another virgin foid I agree I dont fucking want no manwhore
>>33772412>making stuff up without posting any receipts AGAIN Don't you get tired of being caught lying all the time?
>>33772442I remodel homes under the table and say I'm unemployed lmao
>>33772445NTA but I remember the first one
>>33772439>Sue me.No. It's your problem, not mine.>stay poor gaylordDid you just make that post to trawl for anons to insult?
>>33772441then fuckin lie if you have to the fuck. I wouldnt start a relationship or anything with someone with lies
>>33772447Oh hey ENTJ. I subscribe to the old black way of any jewelry makes you a slave
>>33772449>Did you just make that post to trawl for anons to insult?yes, because they're all artistic
either genderwhich is the funnier board: /fit/ or /sp/?
>>33772454I would never go to /sp/.
>>33772454ftough choice but i'd say fit
>>33772450typical foid moment,also since when is lying bad? foids do it all the time
>>33772452I'm actually very introverted but for some reason don't mind conflict. I think I got INTJ last time I took that totally nonscientific test
>>33772460>also since when is lying bad? foids do it all the timesince forever. Typical moid behavior generalizing an entire gender
>>33772462Explains why you’re a tradie
>>33772454M2014 fit was a goldmine
>>33772465I wanted to be a chemist with a masters or higher but my family is poor, feels bad man. I just wanna study mass spectrometry data but I'm out here building saunas and decks and shit
>be me, 27 foid >bf and I want to get a house together eventually >he doesn’t like having serious talks about money or financial goals and likes to keep it light, but is also quietly super uptight about money >he’s getting mad at me for buying nice shit for myself >says we should be saving for stuff >wont talk about money and actual numbers and budgeting because he doesn’t want to “take it that seriously” What’s his problem? I’m so annoyed. Like if you won’t have a real conversation with me about when we want a house by and how much we’re trying to spend and how much we want to save, why are you telling me how to spend my money?
>>33772468You gonna have kids? Decent way to vicariously live those dreams now that you have wealth
>>33772469>What’s his problem?he still hopes he can do better before actually committing to the point of buying a house together
>>33772469this is why i dont wanna be with people w/ money problems
>>33772469Most people in your generation will never own a home. Sorry about that, and do you have an idea of how much work it takes to manage a home, fencing, septic system etc.? If anything goes wrong you've gotta pay a boatload. If you're in the city just rent a nice house
99% of women's "issues" can be fixed by not giving a shit about made up problems.99% of women's arguments can be entirely dismissed with picrel.Love from Kazakhstan.
>>33772454Fit is so dead, the steroids finally catch up and sp is funny when big games happen which is more common so sp
>>33772469>if you don't want to talk about an uncomfortable topic then fuck any long term goals
>>33772481this but unironically
>be me, foid>1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 (You)s in a fraction of a millisecondI fucking hate this clown world. Why couldn't god just make me gay. Men are fucking worthless.
some of you are alright, don't wake up tomorrow
>>33772483you want attention that bad?
>>33772445You're the only liar here and doing damage control by saying that others lie all the time about you when they point out what you posted in the past. You're a sick freak and an awful human being.
>>33772481Can’t tell if this is meant to be sarcasm I get that it can be an uncomfortable conversation but also you have to have them >>33772475Yeaaaah >>33772474Do you really think so?
>>33772483You want more than (You)s?
>>33772488>Do you really think so?yeah, unfortunately I do if a man is enthusiastic about you, he will act accordingly and will try to make fixed plans for a shared future asap - anything to give him a sense of you being in his life longterm
what would you think if you didn't drink and your bf/husband/fiance chugged 6 beers in a night 3 nights a week? keep in mind this guy has mental health issues
>>33772469I would reconsider buying a house with this person. Hell, reconsider the entire relationship at this point
>>33772483Is that you?>>33772020
>>33772494Why? Why that serious? >>33772490Do you believe women generally do the same when they’re enthusiastic? I feel like I’m trying to do my part
>>33772486not really, I just hate having the disparity of attraction between the genders materialize before my very eyes.I know that women aren't really attracted to men, or at least not nearly as much as men are to women, but ignorance is bliss and being reminded of that fact any time a woman says anything, no matter how insignificant, shatters that bubble every time and I am brought back to a reality where women could realistically sick two men on each other and have them fight to the death just for the victor to see her left titty for like 2 seconds.Fuck this.
>>33772492depends on wether we have/want kids or noton how he acts when drunkon how he acts outside of this if he just gets relaxed and cuddly and still does his shit the rest of the time, I see np
>>33772498>women generally do the same when they’re enthusiastic?yes, although maybe a bit less proactive, but being eager to talk about the future, shared plans and goals is usually a good indicator of how enthusiastic someone is about you, regardless of gender
>>33772488>also you have to have themArguably, but to me it reads like you're dealing with his way of handling it by flushing the dream down the toilet. If you don't see how that is counterproductive then I don't know what more to say.
>>33772502okay that's actually good news, I get very affectionate when tipsy lol
>>33772492>keep in mind this guy has mental health issuesHe definitely shouldn't be drinking that much. Maybe a beer a month is ok.
Male genderSome girls make me feel frustrated, why can't you all be hot and fuck them at least twice a week to calm them down?>Inb4 women aren't attracted to menBecome attractive
>>33772492>6 beers in a night 3 nights a weekEven if this guy weren't dangerous or disruptive I wouldn't breed or buy a house with a substance abuser. I'd have to end things if he couldn't or wouldn't stop.
>>33772498Ok to be fair I was exaggerating, but how long have you two been dating? Are you really comfortable making such a huge purchase (in both of your names I assume) when you're not even engaged or something? And the fact that he keeps refusing to have any serious financial discussions is a huge red flag. Tread carefully.
>>33772510>why can't you be hot?I don't know, Anon. I don't know.
>>33772510>to calm them downI've never been so bitchy and annoying as when I was having regular orgasmless sex with a phalloid
>>33772505No but don’t try and argue with me about my money and tell me I’m not saving right if we don’t even talk about savings. Like if we can’t make financial goals together why are you trying to manage my money >>33772512Two years and we want to get engaged
>>33772510>why can't you all be hotdefine hot
>>33772515>want to get engaged >waiting to wait to get married oofyou sure you aren't the practice gf?
State GenderYou wake up tomorrow with Command Seals on your hand. Who are you summoning to win the Holy Grail War?
>>33772448>>33772487I never post on Christmas, let alone randomly attacked anybody on Christmas. And I would never make cancer jokes or insults after working to treat it for years. You're either mistaken me for someone else or straight up fabricating it. Either post the times it happened so we can prove it exists and I can see if I ever said something like that, or stop saying it. Because otherwise you're just spreading rumors like a kid in middle school.
>>33772514Penis is not enough, he needs to be irresistible to make it work
>>33772519M24/7 raw dog sexxo with Artoria
>>33772510>inb4don't care, women aren't into men, go fuck them yourself.
>>33772526Irresistible men only exist in fiction, 3d men can't just become that
>>33772510my weenie is small so girls dont want it that much
femanons, would you ever let a man touch your boobie?
>>33772510>fuck them at least twice a week to calm them down?Hahahahahahahaha.Women arent like moids that only need dick wet to feel better
>>33772528>>33772510>>33772530why are women like this?
>>33772514was it his size or technique that didnt get you off
>>33772510good luck with that
>>33772533I would and have.
>>33772508>>33772511thanks for being honest. I've got a benzo prescription but sometimes it just doesn't cut it. I'm a very neurotic and anxious man, and my social circle is mainly other musicians and we drink and smoke (weed) all the time. I'd say I'm more Larry David neurotic than shy neurotic, I always push back against social norms I feel are unfair or are fucking with me lol
>>33772533no wtf if they want to touch boobie they should get their own have boob surgery
>>33772528>>33772535Would you like a gross old guy to come up and grope you?
>>33772519fidk, the ars goetia maybe
>>33772539>>33772528total woman death
>>33772515>No but don’t try and argue with me about my money and tell me I’m not saving right if we don’t even talk about savings. Like if we can’t make financial goals together why are you trying to manage my moneyAlternatively you could look at this from his perspective and turn it around.>Don't try to talk to me about savings when you keep frivolously wasting your money. Like if you can't manage your money why are you trying to make financial goals together.
>>33772546Total Woman Island
>>33772515>we want to get engagedHold off on that house until you got a ring on your finger. And make it clear to him that if he wants to go forward with this relationship he needs to start communicating
>>33772543nope, only hot guys please.>>33772510haha yeah girlie, ugly men are creeps, you are right though, dick is a natural anti depressant and more women need to be on it.>>33772539subhuman ugly men need to be lined up and executed
total moid milking
>>33772539i dont really hold this against women tqbhlike it makes me extremely depressed but its actually a bit comforting to have this confirmed for me, idk its an odd thing to say but on some level its relieving to just kinda come to peace with it
>>33772554sir, you are really bad at larping as a woman
Lmao what in gods name is going on in this thread? The rage bait is so obvious its almost kind of funny
how much longer do we need to psyop women into genuinely hating men who are sub 8?Like a burning hatred for any man that would look out of place on a cologne ad poster?
>>33772550But if all my bills are paid and I’m saving money at the same time, how am I wasting? What goals do we have that I need to be aware of? There’s no time line or anything. >>33772553You may be right
>>33772559your efforts are in vain because you are projecting male sexual selection on women
>>33772557yeah, no shit, I was matching the same level of authenticity as OP
>>33772561yes, you're right, women like ugly men
>>33772541But you don't feel that the (quite frankly cliché among musicians) norm in your social circle, of heavy drinking and drugs, is unfair and fucking with you?
>>33772559Can I confess something? I kinda dislike the only 10/10 moid I know
How do I tell her I love her without it being weird?
>>33772568you wait till it feels like she's almost exploding to day it to you, then you say it if you feel the same way
>>33772558I’m sick and anons are trying to keep me away from /atoga/ when I should be resting by making it a total clusterfuck. :) Thanks anons.
>>33772568how long have you known her/dater her for?
>>33772570What if I can tell she doesn't?
>>33772567looks like you need more brainwashing.
>>33772559Being ugly is revolting and frankly an unforgivable sin. I fucking hate uggos, seeing them ruins my mood. I think if more truly ugly folk understood that, they wouldn't feel so bad about being excluded. At least it would make sense for them.
>>33772573then there is no reason to tell her unless you have a humiliation fetish and want her to feel awkward to spend time with you and slowly fade away from your life
>>33772566Oh, I do, but I'd probably be keeping the same habits if I wasn't in a band and jamming with people etc. I've been addicted to way worse things than pot and booze, so I figure I'm doing okay. I never wanna go through gabaergic or opioid related withdrawal again. And honestly I think those experiences made me a better person
>>33772574It's honestly a pity, he really is gorgeous
>>33772579Honestly sounds better than the agony of seeing and talking to her regularly forever in this state like some cuckold
>>33772585Nta, but ouch man I really feel that. What makes you say she isn't interested?
>>33772583no no no, this isn't good, your brain needs to be rewired to the point where he could be openly hostile to you and you would still be attracted to him.And conversely if an ugly man even dared to look in your general direction or extend kindness you would hate him with a burning passion.
>>33772583you dislike him because he doesn't consider your in his league?
>>33772551I prefer Total Women Action
>>33772588fine, go for it then, she probably already knows anyways
I kinda miss the times I could hit on girls and get rejected by them.I haven't met a new girl in almost a whole year.
Women thoughts on conservative masculinity
I don't like that she sent me a picture of a wall for the snap streak
>>33772585>g-gosh i know she doesn't like me but i wanna date her so bad... oh narts....>meanwhile in her free time: "OH YES CHAD PLEASE I LOVE IT DON'T STOP"You're already the cuck.
>>33772562you're retarded tho and clearly you're not getting fucked by chad enough
>>33772560>buying nice shit for myself>I’m saving money [...] how am I wasting? Presumably he feels you could be saving more, instead of buying things he feels you don't need.>>bf and I want to get a house together eventually >What goals do we have that I need to be aware of?Really Anon? Really?>There’s no time line or anything.Do you need a timeline before you can start saving? Maybe he feels you need to establish savings and saving patterns first in order to establish a meaningful timeline.I'm trying to put myself in his position in order to answer you original question>What's his problem?But I only have your words to go on to help you analyse the situation.
How do I bring myself to be attracted to trans girls?I genuinely think they're the only girls I'll ever have a chance with, but every time I think I can muster up the courage to meet up with one, I snap back to reality and realize that they almost never pass in person, and are also pretty stinky. I've seen some hot ones online, but they're almost never that good looking in person. I just need some way for my brain to just not care and be able to take the plunge. I have no other choice. I need the practice
>>33772601she's saying talking to you is like talking to a wall
>>33772592I don't know what he thinks about me but I'm definitely out of his league, lmao. I dislike him more because of his personality, he always has this very snarky, above it all attitude.
>>33772606fuck a man, after that, trannies are a walk in the park you have to let go of needing them to feel like fucking a girl, so you have to get comfortable with fucking men
>>33772606the good looking trannies all have really high standards too, lol
>>33772477you got that picture from the child grooming thread didn't you
>>33772534i'm asking the male gender
>>33772607I wish it was my fault all her replies are fucking short even when I ask her questions to get a conversation goingI should let it die.
>>33772608that doesn't sound like a 10/10, to be honest.real 10/10s are so self-assured in themselves that they threat everyone nicely (because secretly they feel like everyone is beneath them).
>>33772613you have nothing she wants>let it die it's already dead, stop nursing the dead baby
TFW always the bridesmaid. TFW never the bride.M, btw.
>>33772618gay
>>33772561desu, he's not entirely wrong. many women look at the social media pfp of a guy and think "ew, why is this gargoyle hitting on me? does he think we're looks matched?" then they get offended that the guy even thought to shoot his shotAnd you can say women can look beyond that if the guy is funny or interesting, but really how many people men or women do you know who are actually funny or interesting?
>>33772559more
>>33772623It’s okay to be kinda gay if you’re totally straight.
>>33772617>you have nothing she wantsI do- a car to take her placesWe have a mutual friend and she's supposed to be coming with us today anyway.
>>33772580>I always push back against social norms I feel are unfair or are fucking with me>I do agree that drinking and weed are social norms unfair and fucking with me>I wouldn't change my habits of drinking and smoking weedSomething is not adding up here.
>>33772624and by women you mean literal teenagers that don't think further in their life than the next weekend, so a man's character doesn't even factor in who they find attractive and the minor demographic of brain dead social media sluts you see ragebait cumpilations about their tiktok and x takes?
total woman loving. cuddle women. passionate, intimate sex with women. protect women from indians. cook nice meals for women. brush womens' hair. go on long walks with women. listen to women talk about their day. write soppy love notes to women. cherish women. tuck women into bed and tell them goodnight. raise children with women. be a shoulder to sleep on for women. Dance with women. Go on gym dates with women. trust women. tell women they're beautiful. marry women. celebrate the achievements of women. be faithful to women. intertwine souls with women.
>>33772628ah, that explains why she's still giving one word responses
>Friend's wife starts ranting about homosexuals, immigrants and wanting to live in a high-trust societyHoly shit where do I find more girls like her
>>33772588She never shows any interest beyond platonic, doesn't flirt, doesn't compliment, talks about sexual shit casually to my face, but doesn't ask for it from me. Basically, all the tell tale signs of friend zone. Genuinely would be curious what would happen if I was direct about my feelings, but I don't see the point.
This shit general only make you depressed.Everyone here is either a troll or the worst kind of blackpilled incel/femcel.Real life isn't nice either, but at least irl, you come across some rare moments where you regain some faith in humanity. It's not this constant blackpilled autism.Fuck you all, I'm out.
>>33772638>friends wifeThere's your clue. All the ones like that marry early, OR don't learn these lessons until after already marrying/having kids
>>33772615Well he is my 10/10 appearance wise. I may have been a bit unkind in my description of his personality though. I know he was getting bullied as a kid because of his looks so I wouldn't be surprised if he's still insecure about it
>>33772632That's the age you need to get women unless you want one with a triple digit body count
>>33772634total man loving. roughhouse with men. fix broken things with men. share dumb jokes with men. cook giant breakfasts for men. fall asleep on men during movies. build forts with men. ask men if they have been working out lately. hum with joy around men. play card games till sunrise with men. tell men their hair looks good today. write songs about men. dance terribly with men. learn new skills from men. send memes to men at 3am. go camping with men. patch men’s jackets. guard men’s secrets. write letters for men. laugh until breathless with men. take long drives with men. believe in men. tell men they mean the world to you. celebrate men’s achievements. grow old with men. merge bodies with men.
>>33772596Based
Kill women. Behead women. Roundhouse kick a woman into the concrete. Slam dunk a woman baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy foids. Defecate in a woman's food. Launch women into the sun. Stir fry women in a wok. Toss women into active volcanoes. Urinate into a woman's gas tank. Judo throw women into a wood chipper. Twist women's heads off. Report women to the IRS. Karate chop women in half. Curb stomp pregnant women. Trap women in quicksand. Crush women in the trash compactor. Liquefy women in a vat of acid. Eat women. Dissect women. Exterminate women in the gas chamber. Stomp woman skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate women in the oven. Lobotomize women. Mandatory abortions for women. Grind woman fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown women in fried chicken grease. Vaporize women with a ray gun. Kick old women down the stairs. Feed women to alligators. Slice women with a katana.
>>33772632No, I mean women. Not long ago, I watched a video of a girl who took over her male friend's dating account and tried to talk to women on his behalf and she reached the same conclusion: women, even less than average looking either rejected the guy or didn't reply because supposedly the first text is basic or whatever, except when these women do reply they're the most basic people to exist on the planet. Women over estimate how could looking or interesting they are. Every woman thinks she deserves AT LEAST a 7 because she's a 7 *with makeup* and they also judge men's texting skills even tho they're boring as fuck, then they expect the guy to pay for the date (and to take them somewhere nice) otherwise he's a loser and cheapskate and chances are they won't even date him and just want to use him for a free meal ticket but would still bitch about where he takes them...You know this is true. Not every woman, but many women.
>>33772660over estimate how good looking they are*
>>33772645You should go do real life more often. Good luck, Anon.
>>33772660>dating account stopped reading there you do understand that the kind of people that are even online to begin with only make out one part of humanity and there is a whole other world out there, right?
the truest blackpill is realizing that women will give their body to >>33772658and once he had his way with them they will marry >>33772634
>>33772636We've known each other for about a week, via a party at aforementioned mutual friend's place. I liked her in person, but I don't like her at all over text/snap and have basically reduced it to putting in the bare minimum. Mutual friend knows I find (or found, idk anymore) her attractive and is trying to wing(wo)man for me.I'm gonna go as friends and expect little out of it. What are you thinking?
>>33772667>a week oh lol, well then give it more time
>>33772664Not him, but this isn't true. Every female creature is on social media these days and they're all on their phones 24/7, constantly juggling Chads and talking to their friends about which guy they fucked last week and how tall he was etc.
>>33772645Real
>>33772669>not himThis wasn’t necessary, we know
femanons would you rather average virgin penis, or a rabbit vibrator?
>>33772669what age group are we talking about here?
>>33772654moid hands
>>33772665I mean to say that the real blackpill is realising that you're neither of them.
>>33772676obviously the first
>>33772676Penis. I don't care for vibrators.
>>33772676Cock please. Assuming it's attached to somebody I love and trust.
>>33772676vibrator, not even close
How do you get to be so sensible and able to manipulate when you spend a lot of time online?Shouldn't you be able to grow thicker skin and be more able to smell bullshit instead?
>>33772686moid hands
My dih aint work on chopped shyt
>>33772687Depends on the topic.
>>33772676Any sex toy over any kind of penis attached to any kind of man
>>33772676sorry, men just can't compete
i have a zit on my butt and it's making sitting uncomfortable...
>>33772687many people specifically go online to let off some steam, they want to be angry online, so they look for anything to give them a reason to fly off the handle as for being manipulated, many people love the drama and entertainment of getting themselves into some bullshit again and again it's a bit naive to think everyone that's thin skinned and naive doesn't do that on purpose
>>33772688men think way too highly of their genitalia
>>33772660NTA but if I have 30 men in my inbox how am I meant to filter them if I'm allowed to compare neither their profiles nor what they text me?
>>33772680>>33772681>>33772684false flag moid hands
>>33772664You do understand that social media is just a convenient way of approaching women in a space where they consent to being approached (by accepting or rejecting to talk to the guy) instead of men bothering women going about their day? Sorry Theodora Kaczynski that the world has moved beyond you and dont rely on pigeons or whatever the fuck method is chaste enough for your femcel taste.
>>33772676virgin penis
>>33772695You need to get pregnant
>>33772677Below 30 foids.
>wanted to be liked for my looks>bitch complains that I don’t text to her enoughHated when I was ugly, hated when I’m hot. There is no winning
>>33772640>all the tell tale signs of friend zoneHm, as a foid I'm not entirely convinced that's the case. Why don't you try nudging her a bit? Something like "Hey, you always talk to me about xyz stuff, and while I appreciate you being so open with me I've been wondering where exactly we're standing with each other"
>>33772717have you tried taking care of yourself and being a enjoyable to be with? that usually does the trick
My hand was cold so i rested it on my boob to warm it up but now my boob is slightly coldWhat is the male version of this
Any femanons that look like this?
Femanons, how do you feel about off the grid living?
>>33772723no sorry my mouth had a normal size in relation to my skull and I don't have weird shark teeth
>>33772723same hips and waist small boobs
>>33772713I don't disagree, but why?
>>33772723biological women? none
>>33772722Doing the same but on my dick instead (yes the dick is generally slightly warmer than the rest of the body)
>>33772708Nope. Vibratos just don't feel as good as dick.
>>33772706You are, but we're arguing whether it's only men who judge women on their looks (anon claimed male anon was projecting) and it's not true. Not to mention, it is true women have sky high standards even though they're unaware of it. It is true that even less than average looking women do think they deserve tall, decent looking, good conversationalist, makes 6 figures... guy even if theyre none of those things. Again, many women think if they're a 7 with makeup then it's only natural for them to match with guy as described above.
>>33772726Not for me. I love my family and want to be able to connect with them online, if I can't do so in person.
>>33772694Will that piece of plastic give you kisses, comfort you, take care of you when sick, love you, make you laugh, give you babies?
>>33772723You really can't find a better picture?
>>33772726balance to everything, going on vacation where you are unreachable is fun every now and then but not so fun having kids and the next hospital is a two hour drive and there is no signal or being unreachable when someone needed you
>>33772727Hot.
>>33772723nta but i am self conscious about my looks and felt good enough to show my boyfriend my completely naked body the other day. small steps in the right direction, made me feel brave.
>>33772742*bites you*
Had a girl hit on me at work, I felt absolutely nothing for her and just found excuses to avoid her until she quit. How should I have handled it ideally?
>>33772743Did you just get undressed and stared at each others?
>>33772738men are superior to those toys.
>>33772731is it really warm? wtf so when I have my first dick I will feel a warm meaty thing inside me? of shit
>>33772744Girl, am I glad you don't have shark teeth.
>>33772748I was changing and made a point to open my robe, with a little wiggle.
Yeah, but have you ever considered or comprehended anything more cucked than answering questions from femanon?Honestly, think about it rationally.You are telling her what kind of sexual activities you prefer, what you like her to wear, what food you like best and how she should text you for at least a couple of months solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your thread crush - helping her through breakup, hornyposting with her, making sure incels don't get to her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole.Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky , a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew as a person, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.As a man who has given advice to femanons, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 3 months of you life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.
>>33772756I didn't say I don't have fangs
Our love has gone cold
>>33772678seething pessimist
state genderdo you believe its physically possible for a woman to experience loneliness
>>33772734Great post.
>>33772744
>>33772761this could have easily been prevented by you not being you and me not being me
>>33772763F. Yes, I was very lonely for quite some time especially in my late teens and early 20s.
>>33772760>.<
>>33772738it will make me cum hard enough to astrally project and be in a floaty and good mood for literally the rest of the day.No man has ever done that. Even the ones that genuinely tried.
>>33772763F, Yes wtf if she says no she is denying it
>>33772763
>>33772764whats great about repeating the same thing that gets posted itt every third post?
>>33772720I think I’m enjoyable to be with. I just want to be adored. Why can’t I be adored
>>33772763mof course
>>33772761good. It was never love.
>>33772766literally me>>33772770literally me
>>33772763F absolutely, men who think that women can't are not normal
>>33772763MYes, but she doesn't know about the usual tricks of getting men to give you attention, sex, affection and so on. She might be neurotic, which prevents her from reaping the benefits that society offers.
>>33772745Why would you handle it differently? You got exactly what you wanted
>>33772771This made me feel better about being lonely. Women are so much better off without me.
>>33772732*bribes a wizzard to curse you so that your future bfs will all have no more than 2 inches to work with*most dicks are pitiful
>>33772777>I thinkapparently others don't agree, which would be crucial in this situation
>>33772783moid generalizing all women
>>33772787Jokes on you, I have a husband with a fat dick and if we divorce or he dies I'm just going to kill myself lmao
>>33772771Says more about you than men
>>33772750if they were, those toys wouldn't exist
>>33772791having a husband with a fat dick is such a vibe
>>33772789And those kind of things don't really help with loneliness, only desperation
>>33772763Mobviously, loneliness is a brutal terror for anyone, moid or foid. i talk a lot of shit on women but i sincerely hope their pain becomes relief eventually too, I would not wish this on anyone
how do i meet femcels to femsmell until i feel well
>>33772795>>33772791dickletbros...
>>33772763Fyes loneliness is human experience not subjected to gender
Femcels, do you ever fantasize about curing your loneliness with dick?
>>33772789Show me a woman with zero friends and zero boyfriends.
>>33772803Only when i'm sad and hopeless
>>33772794i crave my man every night and morning, could smash all day, everyday. but if he doesn't want it, bc too tired or whatev what do?
>>33772804You called?
>>33772791fine, then I'll just make the wizzard curse him and turn his dick into a 1 incher overnight. Enjoy.
>>33772803yes but I fuckin refuse to give in to hookup culture i know for certain good dicking would cure my neurotic behavior
>>33772763MNot to the same extent that men do. For a female, loneliness means not going on dates for a week.
there are no men in relationships who use fleshlights.But every woman owns and uses a vibrator, relationship or not.I'll leave it at that.
>>33772804Nta but there are, and also just having friends doesn't mean that you can't be lonely, they can feel like they just can't fit in and that no one will ever feel close to them or that people will never sincerely like them and are only interested in superficial things
>>33772804I had a friend in 2009 and a bf in 2015 but both of those things are over>>33772803Lol no, being used for sex made me want to kill myself 10x as bad as just living on my own and never talking to anyone
>>33772814>But every woman owns and uses a vibrator, relationship or not.Nah. I was given a vibrator, used it once and never again.
Do you realize something? Do you realize that if we fail the jannie inspection we could lose our threat and we'd have to move boards? Do you realize?
>>33772814>every womanfuck off i have never owned sex toys and never will
>>33772814No need to repeat that i don't exist
>>33772817moid hands
>>33772788Why can’t I just be seen as hot? I thought women liked attractive men, who cares about how much I entertain her
>>33772814>I'll leave it at that.Don't. I still don't understand what your point is.
>>33772719That sounds incredibly gay and autistic. Who talks like that?
>>33772822No, anon. I'm not a man just because I enjoy having sex like a normal person.
>>33772804Lowkey me :((
friendly reminder that even if you have a gf, she will still post on an anonymous image board for male attention from horny, touch starved men.
>>33772764Thanks anon <3
>>33772640nta but i fail to have a bf because i dont fuckin know how to flirt or be sexy or show i like a crush any feelings. I treat the platonic fml
>>33772829>anon is projecting his own reasons to come here on everyone again
>>33772804idk if you realize just how atomized even many young women are these days. Many of them suffer from serious chronic internet usage and poor socialization which leads into a highly segregated life from their peers as adults post-college, high school etc.
friendly reminder that every man goons to astolfo for 6 hours every single day
>>33772836how to romancemaxx? maybe she doesn't know it feels platonic.
>>33772829I wonder how JHs boyfriend feels about this.
>>33772826>women>enjoying sex with menkek
Can anyone tell me what's up with this poster >>33772828
>>33772842I do lol I'm sorry you don't get to have fun.
>GenderWhat's the furthest you've traveled for sex?
>>33772839dont really have a counter for this, I had a real problem with porn addiction for basically all of undergrad and most of my masters when I was in college. Really happy I dug myself out of that hole, it's extremely easy to not realize how warped your brain is becoming in the moment.
>>33772839this is true, I've seen it with my own eyes
>>33772829>everything women do is for me. me me me me me
>>33772781Omg stop stealing my fucking joke
>>33772814What am I meant to do if I have ~200 instances of sex per year for 5 years and 0 orgasms? Accept that orgasms are for men and me getting a vibe would be unfair and make him insecure?
>>33772814Yeah, women use vibrators, but men even if they don't possess a fleshlight (and I think that would make many women insecure) do jerk off. Many women stop having sex with their bfs /husbands and I'm 100% not saying sometimes there are no good reasons or women should be forced to give it up, but let's not pretend only men are bad at satisfying their partners' physical needs. It just takes different manifestations (many men think their wife cumming as optional vs women thinking sex is chore or something along those lines)
>>33771962How do women justify not wanting children? Everything in women's bodies and minds is literally designed for procreation.>breasts to attract mates and produce milk for babies>large ass to attract mates as wellEven the menstrual cycle is like a carrot and a stick; ovulation makes women horny when they are most fertile, and menstruation punishes them for not getting pregnant.
>>33772846We're in a relationship outside of sex, but 8-9k miles.
>>33772844he big mad
>>33772847Nice to hear anon but i was mostly sillyposting
>>33772825As an esl I can tell you that all english sounds gay and autistic. Now just take the advice and rephrase it however you want
>>33772841If shes asking anon threads how to improve her relationship? I don't think that is too bad. Sexting? That is a no go.
>>33772837nigga there are a million other boards and threads out there, quite literally the only thing that make this one stand out is the fact that "women" post here. That's it.You tell me how that looks.
>>33772846MCalifornia to Auckland
>>33772845sure you do
>>33772855I don't want my body to be ruined with babies
>>33772851uhhh sir, that was originally my joke. i am op *removes mask
>>33772814yeah, you're right, jerking off with a death grip reducing your own sensitivity and being addicted to porn, then pestering your partner constantly for sex is much better than owning a sex toy
>>33772856hm
>>33772851literally me
>>33772326>because men are more varied in their tastesMy favorite /atoga/ meme.
>>33772862All women get dicked down by chad every single day and they adore every single woman
>>33772857psssh why
>>33772872>>33772875Literally me
>>33772862>women exist for my sexual pleasureself centered sex pest moids tell on themselves every time. yawn. when will you die out, fossil?
>>33772850>haha no babe, I just post on a 99% female online forum for the memes haha>so what I get 100s of messages from women telling me they want to fuck me, it doesn't mean anything, I'm just shitposting>yeah I talk about sex with them, but it's not that serious lol
>>33772846I was traveling for other reasons, but I solo traveled to Berlin from the US with the hope of hooking up with someone at least one day while I was there. Never happened. Was just an incel like everywhere else. Made me extra sad since Berlin is full of cute punk and alt girls
>>33772873Would you pick a toy for your wife?
>>33772855I like being skinny and having money for me, birthing will ruin my body and I won’t fit in my cute outfits anymore. If I could be a father I would have children. Just ejaculate and let the child grow in another body for nine months and then just be there. Mothering is harder af
>>33772846Midwest nowhere to the west coast is the American equivalent
>>33772846fpic rel vacation fling but I went to the same place again two years later and we met up, so I think that counts
I wish I was white or at least asianMoids hate black women
>>33772874I was slightly retarded, it's 6k miles/9.5k km. I hadn't looked up how far away it was in like 6 years and got it all mixed up lol
>>33772882holy projection. What kind of mental gymnastics do you have to perform to reach that conclusion from what I wrote.
>>33772855fuck them kids and fuck you too
>>33772880idk, incel shii
>>33772855I want them but how do you justify the men unable to attract females?
>>33772888Sex on the beach?
>>33772881literally me
would women really be ok if their boyfriend regularly talked to women who actively wanted to fuck him?
>>33772871mood. maybe if men valued mothers and wives, talked about their bodies like they do with 13 year olds, women would be happy to have a baby but as it stands you would have to be retarded to be female and want children in 2025. yeah let me just become fat and ugly and spend all my money so you can pass on your genes and then cheat on me (because all men are sluts)
>>33772890Classic sex tourism.
>>33772855i think ur underestimating what it does to them physically anon, women like looking good and unless you're extremely disciplined and have good genetics, having a kid is likely to be a brutal physical rollercoaster that leaves them not looking and feeling very goodbiological imperative aside, i dont envy them. it's a beautiful thing to see the cycle of life in a human being's body but the aftereffects exact a serious toll.
>>33772883NTA. Personally, every time a man hits on me or talks about sex with me I stop responding or mention I am taken, and stop responding. I only keep the conversation going if it is very normal and casual. I've read to my husband exchanges I've had on here, and he does not have any issues with them beside thinking it is a retarded thread.
>>33772896absolutely
>>33772855>pregnancytits swell, back hurts, hungry all the time, hormonal af, vomit, feet swell, hair falls, teeth can fall*, fluids come out of you, smelly (pregnancy odor), gaining weight, post partum depression,FUCK THAT
>>33772889>inb4 a million (You)s for having a vaginaI'm going to commit murder suicide out of blind envy and breed your chocolate ass in the afterlife
>>33772758>with a little wiggle.nice. very nice.
>>33772898I would be okay because i'd feel pretty sad about keeping a perfect specimen just to myself
>>33772876He is right. If you asked men who their ideal gf would be, you'd get different answers from almost every man. If you asked females, you'd get the same answer of a tall handsome guy. Literal hivemind creatures.
>>33772908this
>>33772898he can't control how sexy he is. he can only control his own choices. and as long as he chooses to be with me, i'm trusting him. i don't care if other bitches wanna fuck him, of course they do, he's sexy as fuck, but he's mine so they can fap about it and cry later
>>33772886futa moment
>>33772897Idiot, nice larping
>>33772784She kept trying to awkwardly flirt with me and I'm pretty sure she was autistic, Like she'd say hi 5 times in a row. Felt bad but I didn't know how to let her down easy
>>33772855fuck pregnancy
>>33772846Los Angeles CA to Vancouver Canada. Busty, natural double Ds half Chinese/Vietnamese girl who was 27. I was 19 at the time
>>33772911this also
>>33772911do all autistic women think like this
>>33772889What kind of guy do you want
>>33772909If you ask women what their ideal men would be, you'd get plenty of different answers too.
>>33772904That's hot. Closest I've gotten was a changing room near the beach.
>>33772920Since they have no frame of reference for reality, yeah
>>33772909BeautifulImagine developing fetishes for obese or underdeveloped looking males
>>33772913literally me
>>33772911what if he lets them touch him and sit on his lap?
>>33772898No but that's because he's male and males don't choose their partners, they just fuck any hole presented to them
>>33772924we also fucked in a church, that was great
>>33772903same my man thinks it's cringe and not even funny but that's how i feel about his reddit threads so whatevs l m a o
>>33772898there's a difference between talking to women (i mean what choice does he have? "don't talk to me, succubus, I'm an attractive male and you want my penis inside you"?) and going along with their advances/not putting a boundary.
>>33772918How'd you manage that?
>>33772898no. hard no. big no. sorry but no.
the masculine urge to hide your vulnerability and weakness around your girlfriend as to not give her the ick and instead only reserving your emotional side to your female best friend whose shoulder you can safely cry on and whose lap you can safely rest your head in
>>33772929well that's a different story entirely, and not just talking, isn't it?
>>33772932Goth girl?
>>33772927>if you're not roided and tall, you're obese and underdevelopedThe tiny female brain is funny lol
>>33772933nta but same, sometimes I show him and he's like "yeah, that's nice sweety", thats how I feel about his boring discord servers
>>33772889If you get skinny and fit then it won't be so bad. When men imagine black women they just imagine the fat bitch who works at reception and always complains about wypipo. If you follow the same beauty standards whites and Asians do, you'll be fine, especially if you straighten your hair.
>>33772940like 50% of the girls here are goth
>>33772939he's a man though, women are allowed to touch men, but not vice versa. It's socially acceptable.
>>33772938>and instead only reserving your emotional side to your female best friendthis is emotional cheating and you know it.
>>33772940no
>>33772938What's the point of having a girlfriend who you can't be open and vulnerable with? You should be dating your best friend.
Femanons, do you care for female wrestling?
>>33772898i dont think most womens' boyfriends are attractive enough to really justify it tbqh. My last gf had no issue with me being around other women alone at any point, I went to parties alone when she didn't want to come, she never had any issue with it. I think that only becomes a problem when the girl in the relationship feels like their bf is sincerely extremely attractive physically but that isn't always the case.
>sex talk No thanks, later
>>33772938you do you
>>33772938if my boyfriend ever did this I would kys myself and blame him in my suicide note and then proceed to haunt him and wake him up with loud noises at 3 a.m.
>>33772949i guess it's just make shit up to be mad about hour right now, huh? have you ever thought about taking to a counselour about your mental illness?
>>33772942I'm not going to break it down but it is a nice ideal, i'd also love a man who likes a feminine woman with big breasts, wide hips, not chubby and keeps a natural look
>>33772829>>33772883No man has flirted with me here, they just call me a femcel and a misandrist and report me for encouraging them to anhero. I'd still rather my bf didn't see what I post here but your sexual deviant delusions are typical walking dick projection.
>>33772943My husband is also in a very boring discord server about his autistic hobbies, maybe they're friends <3
>>33772956Bye
Ladies,I feel like my left side of the face is a completely different person than my ride side of the faceAm I going crazy? Is this body dysphoria?
>>33772932>>33772904I wish my bf would have sex w me. I wish we could explore and do fun stuff like that in exciting places. I get turned down when I offer a blowy.
>>33772938i think a lot of guys overestimate the "ick" phenomenaor at least thats what i tell myself because im deathly afraid of it too lol.
>>33772952sex, family, children
>>33772953No female wrestling is gay and for subfagsThe only acceptable one is performed in my bedroom
>>33772947You promise?
>>33772961>they just call me a femcel and a misandrist and report me for encouraging them to anheroSounds like flirting to me.
>>33772953I used to watch wrestling with my brothers when I was little but for me all the magic vanished as soon as I realised they were faking it
>>33772953I'm pretty sure only men watch female wrestling. But no, I don't really watch a ton of female sports.
>>33772958convincing display, but you won't bait me into revealing my feelings
>>33772938larp. you've never touched a woman and you know it. nice demoralization attempt, though.>femanons do NOT trust your man do NOT let him have friends >make you are both as isolated as possible so you spend more money and are easier for us to manipulate
>>33772961>No man has flirted with me here, they just call me a femcel and a misandrist and report me for encouraging them to anheroHot
>>33772968With someone who doesn't love and respect you. No thanks.
>>33772938>>33772950yes this is cheating. fuck off with all that and choose one.
>>33772954not really, my husband is absolutely conventionally attractive and I have no problem with him goin out without me or anything like that because I'm not insecure or controlling, if he manages to find someone better than me then more power to him and I wish them all the best
>>33772938This would sting more if he had any friends beside me
Moids, what do you like it when we make you chase and wait and compete with other men and overall treat you like shit? Why is it when a woman likes you (not in an anime way: she's this big boobed girl who sounds like a 3 year old and obeys you) you think she must be leftovers?
>>33772965We're all a bit assymetric but your perception seems a bit exagerrated
Men you can have the woman of your dream to be faithful and loyal to your for the rest of your life, but you have to watch her fuck all the guys who ever bullied you plus your dad before marrying her?
>>33772935Met her playing CSGO when I was 17 I think. Played games with her for a while and she had a sugar daddy boyfriend who bought her this crazy house and was going crabbing somewhere in Canada for a month. She invited me over for Christmas, paid for the plane ticket and everything. We went out, came home, and one thing led to another and she was riding my cock like her life depended on it lmao. Crazy to think that she has a kid with the guy now 4 years later
>>33772984why do you like it*
>>33772962he's in wow guild and camping/hiking servers where everyone is very polite and decent, makes me shudder but he seems to have fun, which is cute
fuck i posted my tit on soc moids can you rank it
>>33772984Personally, I’m terrified of being vulnerable. If you’ve shown interested, I’ve already thought about the impending divorce. YMMV as I am mentally ill
>>33772979>>33772950"emotional cheating" is a made up term for women to get mad about literally nothing for no reason whatsoever.What you have is called jealousy and I would advice you keep it in check.
>>33772984>Why is it when a woman likes you you think she must be leftovers?Why the fuck else would she like me? She must be desperate.
>>33772970chad has a harem of goth girls he cycles out because he would rather cockblock and gatekeep them all instead of committing.
>>33772966aw man, thats miserable honestly, dating a guy that doesn't enjoy fucking sounds like tortureyou sure he's the right one for you?
Women, you’re dad is going to dad unless you suck his dick without condom in public.Would you do it?
>>33772950>>33772958>>33772982So foids can be baited...
>>33772883i can't control your gooner actions and thoughts and i won't even try to. i come here to argue and tell people like you to kill themselves because i think it's funny. i don't give a fuck if you are jerking it to this message and neither does he, because i'm not, and i'm not telling people here i want to fuck them, and i'm not meeting up with loser 4chan incelloids for sex, lmfao. its quite literally your own delusion to think that anyone comes on an anonymous message board to fuck, especially when there is a little section of the board for exactly that, and it isn't herenow please kill yourself you are bad at your job
>>33772991>I'm a woman give me attentio-no
I had a friend once
>>33773002then what happened?
>cuck fetishist anon is back againwatch the thread quality take a nose dive
>>33772998a solitary coomer hand typed this post
>>33772986bro what is this fetish dude
>>33772998Dad is what dads do.
>>33773005I fucked it up by being a bitch
>>33772999I didn’t think it’d work
>>33772993>no reasonyou're literally sharing the most private parts of your self with someone else. at that rate, just call your "gf" what she is: a fucking sex doll or fleshlight
>>33772993I am jealous because I don't want my man having a female best friend to 'lay his head in' or because if he is calling me his bestie that means he is trying to secure someone else as his gf - because the way you have that stated; one girl cant be both for you.. whereas, ideally one woman would be both.
>>33772993Why is reserving emotional closeness for someone other than your partner OK but it's somehow bad if I cry on Tyrone's shoulder about my husband's small pp one time
>>33773011damn, what bitch things did you do?
Women,what's your favorite go-to inexpensive and safe-to-use lube?
>>33773005He took an arrow to the knee.
>>33772991give link
>>33772961ive never understood people w/this attitude still finding a way to rationalize having a partner of the opposite sex. it perplexes me with men too of course but in both cases i just dont see how you can despise the whole so thoroughly and still rationalize an extended relationship and intimacy with them.its like those "white supremacists" that somehow also have minority girlfriends. wtf are either of you doing with the other? maybe im autistic idk
*Women, you’re dad is going to die unless you suck his dick without condom in public.Would you do it?Men you can cure your mom’s alzheimer, but only if you punch her cervix from the inside until it hurt. She won’t remember having alzheimer, but she’ll forever have the memory of you violating her. Would you do it?
>>33772984>Why is it when a woman likes youis that woman in the room with us right now?
>>33773017getting wet
I genuinely don't think I'll ever be able to love again.That 1 specific girl was so perfect. Any time I see a girl too similar to her, I get sad, and if I see a girl who's nothing like her, I just see her as some bitch I'll never love
>>33773013you are getting trolled sis
>>33772992>>33772994So, how do you like me to treat you? Sincerely. Because I'm tired of the cliches that don't actually work IRL.
Do people always use lube for sex?Any mention of anal is illegal
>>33773019>>34387851
>>33773016I basically acted like they didn't exist because I was scared of what other people might think or say
>>33772994I have more options than I know what to do with, many who attempted to swear commitment after speaking for merely a couple weeks - but the man who I want is unsure :/ What is this kind of delima called?
>>33772984moids think the entire world is a competition and by finding a partner, they've "won" against all the imaginary other moids they were competing against.instead of looking for a compatible person.
>>33773026How was she like
>>33773023No, there was like maybe 1 when you were in kindergarten or elementary school, and I don't know girls you went to kindergarten or elementary school with, anon!
>>33773026what was so perfect about her anon?
>>33773029I've never used lube, that sounds like something old people do because their vagina has dried up due to menopauseor asexual women that have to let their husband fuck them despite being very turned off
>>33773029No. I've never even owned lube.
>>33773028I’m >>33772992Personally I’d need someone to be as blunt as possible and pull me out of my comfort zone with their own confidence. Again, I’m mentally ill. I think most guys would want something that’s more of a “smoldering” slut vibe where you laugh too loud at their jokes etc
>>33773029ancient gay dudes were having anal sex in ancient egypt babes
>>33771993Usually people with those qualities experience life instead of being a recluse.
>>33772984between 2 equally attractive girls men will not choose the one who treats him like shit
>>33773033That's true. To the point where, contrast to what moids avow, they LOVE onlyfans girls. They're biggest fantasy is if one of those who has a 1000 moids simping for her chooses them.
>>33772974Everytime I see one it blows my mind 2bh
>>33773022>would you have sex with your mom to cur-yes, unironically
>>33773026ok, then kys
>>33773030I can't find it
I want to take a foid ice skating
>>33773031revoltingdeserved>>33773047qt pls
>>33773033>>33773033>moids think the entire world is a competitionbecause it quite objectively, literally and unironically is. Any attempt to rationalize this into a non-competitive framework is flatly wrong from the outset. The only reason we pretend otherwise is that by definition most cannot be winners in nature so we cope to get through the day.
>>33772841They're both into it.
>>33773049/soc/boob cam
>>33773051ye
>>33773049nta but go to the /boob/ thread and look at the last pic posted
>>33773055no it isn't and that's why you live a miserable, unhappy life and you will probably settle for a woman you don't even like if one ever even looks at you
>>33773050I wish I was not so dreadful at ice skating. I've been practicing rollerblading, I hope it transfers...
>>33773032>What is this kind of delima called?Normal human behaviour; wanting what we can't have.
>>33773062not reallybut figuring it out is half the fun
>>33772991>>33772991the skin is kinda weird but its still a boob, and nice nipplenot ugly
Holy shit, there will never be another one like her again.Literally one in a million. I would depopulate a whole village with lead if it meant we could be together again. All these girls can't compare and it's not even close.
>>33773061Nature is biology is evolution, this is inarguably true. Sorry if that upsets you.>you're just a le incelNope. Again - this isn't just about dating. It's about every aspect of life on this planet.
If we were to un-balkanize everything, would Spain and Portugal become Iberia and Germany and Austria become Prussia or would everything just become Rome again?
>>33773069Bargaining
>>33773034>>33773036Straight from 4chan.Just weird enough to be fun and relatable, but also normie enough to not be deranged and insufferable
>>33773045yep, isn't bonnie blue married? that should be proof that being the biggest whore on earth and sleeping with literally every moid that wants to fuck you doesn't even impact your life in any way
>>33773069How did you fuck it up?
>>33773071what does Spain and Portugal have to do with the balkan?
>>33773069what the actual fuck what was so special about her
>>33773043Yes, he would. Again, the nice woman you're imagining (i.e., who strips the moment you walk into your home and begs you to fuck her, flatters your ego with compliments, babies you, sounds like a toddler and dresses like a skank, never voices an opinion against yours...) doesn't exist. AND if she existed, you'd still leave or cheat on her, as often happens to trad women, because it gets all too boring.
>>33773071What.
>>33773020I don't dislike men, I am a gender realist. It's the men here who claim that I hate men just because I think they'd be happier in underground labor camps with regular sperm extraction for those meeting quotas. They never disagree with anything I say, they just tell me that I'm celibate and hate men. I don't know what that is meant to achieve but it reaffirms my views.Why should I restrain myself from having a relationship and a family just because the world we live in isn't ideal? I can still make my relationship resemble an ideal existence for the two of us if no one else.
>>33773028I'm not sure I can sincerely answer this question, since how I'd like to be treated might not be the best strategy for actually getting me. See >>33773064
>>33773073I forgot to mention she also had goth vibes
>>33773070oh right i forget we're all still monkeys living in a jungle flinging shit at each other competing for bananas and not humans living in a civilized society with far more complexity. my bad
>>33773074her husband is either a gooner or considers suicide every day over being literally the biggest cuck in the history of humanity
>>33773078NTA but Balkanization refers to the process of fragmentation of a larger are in independent states that hate each other. It's what happens in the balkans, and it takes its name from that obviously, but it's not strictly related to the bakans.
>>33772991Hard to judge when it's so zoomed in, but it definitely looks like a boob. Boobs are good. Boob/10.
>>33773039Don't men call that domineering, controlling, scary, too straighforward, forceful, not feminine?
>>33773078>>33773081I just be up thinking about Charlemagne and his consequences, ya dig?
>>33773079nothing, she was just a woman who probably spoke to him once and then he filled in an entire imaginary persona to fall in love with
>>33773074no, she WAS married
>>33773062>>33773065>I've been practicing rollerblading, I hope it transfers...>not reallyReally, not really?Ice skating certainly transferred to rollerblading the first time I stood on a pair of inlines.
>>33773090but the natural state of the Balkans is to be broken upyugoslavia was a failed project that never should've happened
>>33773092Most would, yeah. From what I’ve seen, the women who have the most success are the demure types who let themselves get swept along, while encouraging the sweeping. Depends what you’re looking for
>>33773088some men are pretty happy being cucks, in case you didn't know a fetish is something you like!
>>33773093No.Stop trying to be a special snowflake.
>>33773101I was just explaining what the term means, anon. I'm not here to debate the balkans.
Fuckkkk, how did I mess it up.She was the one. That was it. That girl was the best thing that happened to me and I messed it up.Now I can't help but see a little bit of her in every girl I even remotely like and it just doesn't feel right. She carved out a space in my heart and made it her own. It's not fair.
>>33773099I was very good at rollerblading and while sure, balance transfers over but its a very different feeling.Its easier to go to rollerblading from iceskating than the other way around. its much more forgiving to be on wheels
>>33773088Spare me. Men made streamers and OF thots millionaires.
>>33773108breh is going through itcome on, spit it out, how did you fumble her?
>>33773069>Literally one in a million>there will never be another one like her againAnon, there are ~8000 like her.
>>33773107you brought out my hatred for this shithole
>>33773098my bad. so she got married, divorced, fucked 1000 men in one day, and now she's engaged to a 19 year old
>>33773110>doesn't understand madonna/whore
Women what's the highest number of different men you've had sex with in a single day?
>>33773102Bro, I'm tired.
>>33773120Same man. I’ve given up on it. Just gonna drift through the years with my music and vidya
This is a serious question how do i stop sounding asian to american malesI did not mess up this post because of my connection
>>337731191 and it was awful
>>337731191
>>33773119One man. I am very boringly monogamous, I've never even texted multiple men at the same time.
>>33773118... I don't. I know what it is, but do I understand it, i.e., understand the reasons behind it and how to overcome it? No. And I'm sure neither do you.
>>33773124you're indian right? just say you're indian, nobody believes this whole ''i sound asian'' bs
>>33773071You need to write a three volume work of political speculative fiction to figure this out. You should do this.
>femanons are still falling for the "i miss her" "she was perfect" posts and try to reverse engineer what made some random woman attractive so they can model themselves after herI guess some things never change
>>33773124be more annoying, aggressive, and confrontational. this is a broad generalization but asian people tend to go with the flow and avoid conflict in my experience.
>>33773130No i'm from europe
Why do moids only think about Roman Empire and not about the Diadochi?They were very cool and the romans were boring
>>33773123>>33773120Noo! I need a tomboy gf!
>>33773094What if you got to know her and didn't like her? I felt this about someone but gave up because they wern't interested and they probably wouldn't have liked me anyway. But I do always think about what could have been?
>>33773135>asian accent>from Europeyou're not european bruh
>>33773071nowadays? prolly not, more likely natural division along language barriers or so
>>33773124You mean over text? Or voice?
>>33773138that is what happens in a normal, adult dating stage, yes. you get to know someone and you may or may not like them after you get to know more about them.
>>33773125>>33773127>>33773128Literally saints
the masculine urge to see a woman you find really cute and act cold and distant or outright ignore her until you get home and then proceed to fantasize about dating her and spending your lives together.
>>33773136Rome has a nice backstory, buildup, tons of comebacks and clutches, peak, dominance, and a tragic endthe Diadochi is just a bunch of retards fighting over an empire built by someone else
>>33773139Not my fault if americans think that soft spoken people are something they make up in their mind
>>33773139She's probably finnish
Two lovers walk a lakeside mile
>>33772895natural selection
>>33773146don't ask what my total body count is baby boy
>>33773119most I did is sex with one guy, jerking off on call with another and another telling me I love you through text in one day if that counts
>>33773136rome was extraordinarily influential and had really cool aesthetics. that's what lures in about 80% of the pop history types, then the rest are lured in by the generally dramatic narratives associated with Roman politics and governmental systems. also the simplest truth is that learning about history requires reading and most people dont wanna sit and read they want constant dopamine, which youtube videos about le collapse of rome provides often.
>>33773137I'm not a tomboy. I just don't want to act in an overly feminine way or like a dumb bitch or like a damsel in distress or dress/act like a whore to make men like me... because that's not my authentic self. But if I don't do it, men don't like me that much. Even the ones who like me aren't falling insanely in love me. They're just like meh, okay.
>>3377315469?
>>33773128The bar is so low that I’m now attached to you thanks to this post alone
>>33773109I thought it was a remarkably similar feeling, with the difference being breaking, and asphalt being bumpier than ice if you go outside.
>>33773133I don't see the issue
>>33773159That’s probably JH
>>33773136one built western society and the other spent their days arguing/fighting with indians and stabbing each other in the back.
>>33773146What's the title for the ones who are at 0
>>33773157what a mood, i don't have a problem attracting men though. i think the kind that go for dumb bitches are pretty gross in the first place so if they don't like me due to not being a damsel i probably got the ick from them anyway
>>33773151Finish doesnt sound asian at all, wtf
Who decided not caring or half assing things is cool, whereas caring, putting an effort is cringe, nerd behavior?
>>33773163>JHNevermind
>>33773169Faze Clan
>>33773050>tfw trying to teach someone how to skate when I've done it since I was 4 and literally can't explain it in words
>>337731190 and some men still shame me for it im just a romantic ffs
>>33773133like men don't ask how they can be xyz all the time? there are literal 'how to get a woman' threads
>>33773161it's cringe inducing. It means that women have no baseline personality and just tack on whatever they think men want to see/hear and then go on to publicly proclaim that they don't need male validation.Pathetic
gendercan a FWB really "work" long term? I am legitimately in a situation where this could be an opportunity for me and with how long I work/how socially stunted I am, it could be something Im interested in trying. Is this an awful idea? I just don't want it to end in some social catastrophe.
>>33773136I have never even heard of the Diadochi.Are you going to tell me about them or am I going to have to look it up?
>>33773154I don't care, as long as you aren't cheating on people.
>>33773119eight
>>33773172thats how I am with snowboarding too.I took like 3 girls to the mountains and I cant teach them anything>you just have to feel it
is it true that when you're ugly your therapist actually tells you that you are?
>>33773175now thats what I call projecting
>>33773176Next time type F please
>>33773175the projection is so real here
>>33773149>>33773156>>33773164>backstory, buildup, tons of comebacks and clutches>Roman politics and governmental systems.>built western societyBORINGDiadochi on the other hands were a bunch of though and ruthless and brave guys and each of them wanted to rule the world, it's super cool
>>33773133Nice fanfiction, i just want to judge them in my own mind and this is normal female behaviour
>>33773159You shouldn't. Also, I remember bringing up the fact I'd break up with a guy if I found out he was texting/dating several women at the same time and being told I was insane.>>33773163Isn't she literally in a polycule? LMAO
>>33773176Mdepends on you honestly. I couldnt do it, I get attached too easily and would have a hard time letting go if either of us found a serious partner
>>33773179moid hands
>>33773167It's not that I can't get a man, anonette. It's just you can "hack" things by acting a certain way and he'll chase you, desire you... Or you can act like yourself (at least in my case) and he's like 'oh, so you're not gonna make me chase and beg and you're not gonna make me feel disposable and like you can replace me anytime and you're not gonna entice me by dressing in whoreish way... I'm not that interested" and what's worse is sometimes they don't leave, they just drift away until something "better" comes along
>>33773176you get attached because you are touched starved she doesnt because shes a whore she leaves you cry and start hating foid
>>33773144How long do you date someone before either committing or breaking it off? Or are you forever dating for an easy exit?
>>33773178sick, a normie! yeah i don't do casual sex but have just had many unfortunate serious relationships that didn't work out.
>>33773136>why do you guys think about an empire that lasted thousands of years instead of an empire that collapsed in on itself in one generation?I dunno, femanon. I'm more likely to think about the Mamluk Empire (TL note: Mamluk means slave) than the Diadochi
>>33773181the fuck are you talking about?
Do flame retardant sweaters have carcinogens in them that will give me cancer?
>>33773181No
Can't wait for new!
>>33773176If you're a woman: maybe, I'd test the waters first. The beautiful thing about FWB is that it's non-committal, so you can just go back to being friends pretty easily. Most of the timeIf you're a man: No one cares about your problems, or opinions. You're not welcome here.
>>33773171Euuukh, I hate that mother fucker
>>33773134That's a whole different personality tho
>>33773198I hope so
>>33773185>Diadochi on the other hands were a bunch of though and ruthless and brave guys and each of them wanted to rule the world, it's super cooland failed miserably. the only one that lasted was Egypt and thats only because it was a vassal of Rome
>>33773198Only if you were bad this year
>>33773193my past failed relationships average about a year long but i'll break up with someone as soon as i no longer see a future with them, which can be as little as a week in if they do or say something really crazy
>>33773176no
>>33773171Sorry, I read Faze and immediately thought "Faze Banks" and I really don't like him
>>33773199even if it comes up during therapy? like what if I have low self esteem and I tell the therapist that I think I'm ugly, would he lie or tell me the truth?
Hello /aotga/ it is me Faze Banks
>>33773181No. I'm pretty ugly and my therapist always told me otherwise.
>>33773209Nobody knows what that is.
>>33773211he's going to tell you that beauty is subjective and then teach you coping skills to be self-neutral instead of self-hating. if he doesn't suck
>>33773213who
>>33773211He would say something like “your negative self talk is very disruptive to your health. It’s a misaligned wheel, and when it’s corrected, you won’t feel ugly”
>>33773217Me it is me Faze Bank
>>33773215The anon who replied "Faze Clan" does.
>>33773183what do you mean? I am open to answers from both sides im just looking for anecdotes. >>33773192I don't really think that would happen. I sincerely just want sexual release. The girl who proposed it is in a similar academic/professional circumstance to me.
>>33773223n-nobody did that? Is the anon in the room with us right now?
>>33772654this is very sweet
>>33773222curse you for making me google this
>>33773176M>can a FWB really "work" long term? No, by definition FWBs are short term relationships that end as soon as you find someone to actually date longterm. FWBs turn into situationships as t->infinity because someone will almost always catch feels.>I am legitimately in a situation where this could be an opportunity for me and with how long I work/how socially stunted I am, it could be something Im interested in trying. Is this an awful idea?Probably a bad idea. If you're touch-starved you're very likely going to get attached to the first person you have sex with.>I just don't want it to end in some social catastrophe.You'd have to elaborate on the person in question if you want any further advice.If you don't think you'll get attached and can just have fun with the person in question, then go ahead. But I don't think FWBs and situationships are good for society as a whole. Everyone's modern desire to avoid labeling shit and hating commitment just obfuscates reality and leaves everyone wandering in confusion and then hating the opposite gender.
>>33773228I'm too sad to go along with the joke anonSowwy
>>33771962If I kissed another guy on the cheek while I was in a not so serious relationship in highschool is that cheating? Will I have to tell my next bf about it?
>>33772555total foid plapping
>>33773185>woman values low IQ power struggles resulting in a crumbling empire and an absolute disgrace to it's predecessor>instead of the behemoth that gave birth to everything that you love and cherish with the longest peace period in human history.I don't know what I expected
>>33773230I had to make other people do it as well after I googled it. You will suffer with mr
>>33773235whore
>>33773171Esports peaked right here.
>>33773238:O
>>33773231>FWBs turn into situationships as t->infinity because someone will almost always catch feels.It's inevitable because repeatedly cumming with somebody literally generates those relationship feelings. physiologically if you are FWB for a long time and somebody doesn't catch feels it means that person is likely a sociopath.
>>33773201>If you're a man: No one cares about your problems, or opinions. You're not welcome here.this is every femanon's internal dialogue btw
>>33773244Lotta sociopaths ITT
>>33773242the asian one pls
>>33773241No reallyIts like micro cheating isnt it?
>>33773242wtf. This isn't the evil geniuses I know...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHaDsqKZ-gM
I'm horny!
>>33773163Are you serious? I'm in a throuple.
>>33773216>>33773218I see, they shouldn't lie to people I don't get how's that supposed to help >>33773214one therapist told me (amongst other things) that I was good looking and had no reason to be depressed, granted he was one of those "christian therapists" that are not very good at their jobs but yeah that's why am asking, I was wondering if it was a lie
>>33773249I miss fatburger...
>>33773250*pets you erotically*
>>33773251Good for you
>Ctrl + F>(You)>240 matchespretty good, even for me. Turns out women are a lot more susceptible to bait. Good to know.
>>33773252It’s not about lying. A therapist isn’t there to make you feel good, as much as to give you the tools to feel better about life regardless.
>>33773169Nirvana
>>33773254Mmmnff! Yes!
>>33773256
>>33773244>It's inevitable because repeatedly cumming with somebody literally generates those relationship feelings.yeah this is kinda my biggest worry overall. thanks for the honest advice lads i was about to jump in headfirst, gonna think this one over a bit more
>>33773171no scope
>>33772889jh gets fucked a lot
I don't want to deal with all the paperwork that comes with seeing a therapist and I don't want my name in any medical records.Would it be cringe to hire a hooker to just talk to, no sex?I could get two birds with one stone and learn how to talk to women, if I just ask her to try and have a genuine conversation with me.Is this retarded?
>>33772889A black woman took my virginity kind of.
>>33773022Never met my dad before so if I suck his dick, it's no different to sucking some random old dude's dick and that's hot so sure why not? >>337731190 :(
>>33773258I think it was piero manzoni
>>33772958kek, gf cuteness
>>33772889sucks to suck
>>33773270You like the idea of sucking a random old dude's dick, but you're a virgin? What the hell?
jfc, men will literally hire hookers before trying to just talk to women they like.Look what you've done femanons, I know you're to blame for this somehow.
>>33773275Hooker can’t crush your psyche
>>33772889I don'tThere's just no black women I want to date in my life.
I should become a hookerpist
>>33772938best strat, I do the same. >>33772952the number one mistake a guy can make is open up to his gf.it sucks but its just an insta rs ending move>>33772967its 100% true.
>>33773273What do you think Emma is like in real life? She was so autistic in the jubilee thing that I think she might actually just kinda be the way she is.
>>33773275your victim complex is tremendous
trying to get some moid from soc who wants to sext or just talk on discord sofar no luck fuck my life :c
>>33773261please end it with one of them. this cannot go on.
>>337732433===>~ ~
>>33773267FOr I can just suck all your sorrow and woes out of your penis for free. Or in exchange for head pats, whatever you feel like
Choose your dead internet>Everything is corporation’s AI>Everyone is a scammy Indian
>>33773289pointy
>>33773287Are you? I find that hard to believe
>>33773284from the videos where she interacts with other people she seems super cool to vibe with
>>33773223No, I do not.
>>33773275Yeah, men KNOW with a certainty in 2025 that women don't like them. They still want to at least experience some small amount of intimacy or sex even if it's fake, and there are women willing to do that for a price. It's not that hard to understand.
>>33773275we're baby sitting moids, listening to them complain and bitch, and moid anon still wants to hire a hooker "to talk"... what do you want from us
>>33773286I was talking about >>33773267
>>33773274some women are virgins due to being offputting and weird, not because of some chaste purity
>>33773287I bet you're the post op trans dude who kept spamming the goth dating threads
>>33773297That photoshop makes him look like a ca. 2019 cosplay Tiktoker.
>>33773301and you still managed to make yourself the victim, incredible
>>33773298rightbut you're not that anon.
>>33773304its not photoshopedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbYMPwKDoTw&t=227s
>>33773275If I talked to the woman I like, she wouldn't like me anymore. I always make people hate me without meaning to.
>>33773304What? It's literally a girl cosplaying him as a joke?
New rule: any time a woman complains about lack of attention from men, she should post titsAny that refuse will be assumed to be male
>>33773312quality male attention, not desperate subhuman moid attention
>>33773300you're not listening to anyone or anything except the (You)s that roll in after making the most boring blogpost imaginable
>>33773291I think every man would choose that option if they could.
>>33773302Being off-putting and weird won't discourage men from fucking you.
>>33773299fuck no. i would just go find a gf
>>33773315mother fucker, I spent an hour or more defending men on this very thread, and it wasn't in postkys
>>33773314>female attention == good>male attention == badyawn, come up with new material
Ladie for every time you have sex with a man of your choice, you get randomly raped by a stranger this week. Would you rather?>Both those men have a 20cm dick>Both those men have an 8cm dick
>>33773320it wasn't my post*
Sick of being broke
>>33773318it does if you don't have casual sex and only share yourself and inimaxy with someone you relation with
>>33773320ntayou're not defending men, you're begging for faggots to start sending you (you)s and simping for you
>>33773320you didn't do shit, unless you provide proof, I'll assume you're larping and being a contrarian for the attention.
>>33773314Doesn't fucking matterIf i have to hear about it, at least entertain me
>>33773326Except you're into the idea of sucking a random old dude's dick. Which is it?
>>33773315and btw, dumbass, if i make a "blogpost" and read your answers, that's still listeningkys
>>337732943===D~~ ~my b
>>33773312sad evolution for the "don't care go fuck chad" tactic
>>33773319How do you find one? At the gf store?
>>33773332shaft too thin, I'm going to have to use a dildo, sry
>>33773322chads attention = goodnormies attention = goodyour attention = bad
>>33773330No? I don't want to suck any randos weiner, regardless of their age.
>>33773327if i wanted that then i would use a trip>>33773328i'm not gonna provide anything, take it or leave it
>>33773275not me. But I also let women know I like them. I just get rejected.
>>33773331>I defend men by making them give me (You)s on my blogposts and then telling them to kill themselveswoman logic
men, have you ever played with your prostate? what did it feel like
>>33773335i dont know, i cant seem to even keep a bf.
>>33772991hot/10
>>33773345I have not
Does this bitch ever stop posting
>>33773345A girl wanted to use a finger on me while sucking me off in college once. I wasn't really excited or opposed to it in any way so I said go for it. It felt really invasive and humiliating on some primal, lizard-brain level so I didn't enjoy it and have never agreed to any butt stuff since then.
>>33773344hey, have you ever fingered your ass? just wondering
>>33773345no sorry.the only thing I've had up my ass was some hemorrhoid cream
>>33773339>I don't want to suck any randos weinerEarlier you said>it's no different to sucking some random old dude's dick and that's hot so sure why not? So, again, which is it? Did you forget to write NTA at some point?
Either gender, what’s the most expensive thing you’ve bought online?
>>33773344kek, i already said it was not my postand yes kys
>>33773356so you've gotten near it, at least. what did that feel like? did you get a little turned on by it?
we need to bring back the "don't care, go fuck chad" tactic. It worked.Any time a woman makes a chewed out inquiry, is attention seeking, or just lazily posting knowing she'll get showered with (You)s regardless, just reply with that. Easy.
>>33773359my office desk, a few hundred. can't remember the exact price.
>>33773336:(
>>3377332320cm
>>33773265Only recently.
>>33773345I tried it, and it just felt like I had something up my ass. No pleasure whatsoever. I'd love to try more anal play if I had a woman who knew what she was doing, or an inexperienced woman who wanted to experiment until she found a way to make it pleasurable, but neither of those will ever happen.
>>33773362don't care, go get fucked by chad, homo
>>33773362hey, have you ever felt the urge to stick something up your ass? i heard men have a gspot up there
>>33773359MMy computer parts, specifically the GPU was 300 dollars I want to buy a kopesh eventually which would be more expensive
>>33773361>so you've gotten near itlol no.I probably got the nozzle like a centimeter in.
>>33773359F. Physical product, a hockey jersey. Service, a ticket.
>>33773350which one?
>>33773375hot. how did it feel to have something cream inside of you like that
>>33773377Puck drop tomorrow let’s fucking go
>>33773362don't care, go fuck your hand
>>33773338errrmuhhhgawdok sopromo.. as for being someone who has reclused themself, i feel all attention is bad - especially outside male attention that isn't the guy i call my boyfriend. i am not a shing star. i am a hidden gem, sought and desired by many. what do you want
>>33773362>Men, we aren't chadsexual enough itt, and it's killing my boner. How can I fap to my cuck fantasies if we're actually engaging with women?
>>33773381cold, I guess? it wasn't really that memorable.
>>33773362call me makima because i just fooled this anon into bringing this retarded homoerotic quote again
>>33773345Too embarrassed to answer this, but yes
>>33773367that wasn't me
>>33773386didn't read, go fuck chad
both genders, how do you handle a serious insecurity and vulnerability with your partner?The girl im with right now is extremely extremely insecure about her boobs, among other things. She legitimately is not ugly and her boobs are completely fine, they're just not super large which is what she says upsets her. She has been extremely sweet and kind and loving about my insecurities (my dick, my looks, etc. just stuff that sometimes comes up) so it would absolutely break my heart to ever make her feel bad about her body. I just want her to feel proud and dignified around me, we've had sex 3 times and she still gets nervous being naked around me. Our first time together she didn't even want to have her shirt off at all. My friends are all losers like me with no game so they can't help me with advice on women.
>>33773362Bring back "not your personal army" instead cuck
>>33773354you dont have to be in the pooper but you can put pressure on the taint to get the same feeling
>>33773359Probably my laptop. I think I got it on sale for $1,100?
>>33773382Anon, I'm so desperate for hockey I'm patiently waiting for the fucking Blackhawks to start playing at the moment lmao
>>33773392>didn't read>singles out that one comment They were right on the money, kek
>>33773359PC
>>33773274The other person replying isn't me. I'm not attractive enough for men to approach me, and I'm too much of an autist to make the first move myself. And while sucking random dick is hot in theory, I'm far too paranoid about STDs and stuff to have casual sex irl (and if said casual sex goes beyond just dick sucking, there's also the risk of pregnancy). So I'll fantasize about whoring out but likely just stay a virgin until I (hopefully) end up in a committed relationship with someone who I know is clean and who I trust will be a good father should contraceptives fail. But in theory, assuming the dude is clean and all, hell yeah I'd suck a stranger's dick to save a life.
>>33773359fprobably the mixer, that fucker was like 560 bucks
>>33773390:)
>>33773394see >>33772938
>>33773357hahahw i was NOT the first (You)KEK nta
>>33773392sorry about your cuckolding fetish, but i will be fucking chad later, he's at work right now :3
>>33773394M, I think you just have to be patient and consistent with showing you’re attracted to her.
>>33772079Kitty
>>33773403Ah, that makes sense. I appreciate the clarification, thank you!
>>33773345tried anal masturbation onceit was incredibly uncomfortable until I had the strongest orgasm of my life and shot ropes about 8 feet away and onto the ceilingthen I smelled the shit and my ass felt gaped for a few hours, what an awful experience overallI wouldn't do it again.
>>33773398Patience, grasshoppah>unironically watching worthless gamesYou’re a real fan for sure, couldn’t be me. Maybe I’ll watch the Hawks game too though, something to do
>>33773359f, valve index, which was about $1k at the time. i was terrified the entire time it was being shipped to me... just for me to be overcome with nausea every time i tried to use it. so disappointing
>>33773370you should give her some /adv/, sisterhood and wtv
>>33773323Can I just get the rape? I don't have anyone to have consensual sex with. Also 20cm.
>>33773421Give it to me.
>>33773423freaky femanon.
you know what, I will go fuck chad
>>33773359MaleBJD, although I don't remember which was the most expensive, especially if you count individual items
>>33773394don't press her on "accepting herself" and "being comfortable" be ok with her wanting to keep the shirt on during sex one day and be ok with taking it off another pay attention to her body language when you touch her boobs and don't push it if your gut tells you she's not feeling it that day insecurities like this don't just go away by pushing through it, all you'd achieve is her either pulling away or disassociating in those situations and neither will make you feel closermaybe over time she'll feel more secure to just be naked with you, even if she's having a particularly bad body day, but it shouldn't be your goal to get her there or rush her
>>33773419This is the first one that counts! We made it to opening night. Have a happy NHL season anon, unless you cheer for a team I do not like <3
>>33773345I've tried a lot because I want it to feel good but it just feels like I have to poop, it's never really felt good. Idk if maybe I'm just not doing it right or something
Fso ummm uhhhhh, anyway what's your favorite color?
>>33773438FPastel pink :D
>>33773433thanks i really appreciate it. sometimes it's hard to tell if i should try to be positive or just say nothing but i'll keep this attitude in mind.
>>33773275I get rejected any time I talk to women so maybe hiring a hooker is the better move mentally
more manons have stuck things in their asses than i expected
>>33773438Fblue (I know it's a boy color but I like it anyway)
>>33773438Mgreen, I would honestly wear more green if it didn't look so bad on me so I just wear black instead
>>33773394m, lots of compliments, lots of compliments during sex, lots of out of the blue compliments, kisses all over her body, lots of physical affection that isn't just sexual, ask to shower together, dont push her to do stuff she dont wanna do
>>33773445Good taste
>>33773436Then try with someone you love and trust.
>>33773444
>>33773438Morange!
>>33773438MBlue. Boring, I know.
>>33773421That’s incredibly unfortunate. Same reason I haven’t bought one for myself. I know I’ll get sick.
>>33771962To menYou (28m) are six months into dating your gf (27m). You find out she's had 6 partners (sex) before and 12 (everything other than sex) partners before. You're also around the same number.What do you do? Marry her? Dump her?
>>33773345It's a slightly less intense but more full-body orgasm. I imagine having a vagina is similar. Also it's harder to reach orgasm
>>33773438F. Green. It makes my brain happy.
>>33773451That does not sound like an appropriate activity to do with my cat
>>33773452sounds like a man who's afraid of how much he wants his prostate to be simulated
>>33773456>gf(27m) hmmm
>>33773438M>>33773445>boy colorFuck you
Realistically, what % of men could die off (in ascending order of attractiveness) before women noticed a tangible difference?If they did would it be positive or negative?
>>33773456If you're around the same number, then dumping her would be retarded, and you should kill yourself for considering it.
>>33773464kek
>>33773438fpurple
>>33773456Don't care, go fuck chad
>>33773468Why retarded?What if I have the same sex number but way less everything other than sex number
Fgender, [question]?
>>33773444It was in the vice president's book, so it's more okay to do and admit to now.
>>33773474trembling with rage incel hands
>>33773456Chad is down the hall to the left
>>33773474M, [Chad answer]
>>33773474M, [answer].
>>33773474[horny answer]
>>33773421>>33773455You might be able to overcome this with something like those motion sickness glasses that always calibrate your brain to see balanceI haven't had that issue myself though so I can't say
>>33773456I am not in this situation because i don't date for short term this much. I suppose I wouldn't have an issue in this situation but I would never ever be in it myself - if you've had that many partners before you're 30 it means you're either doing something extremely wrong to make people leave or you're just easy and don't take relationships seriously/date for marriage. In both cases I want nothing to do with you.
FI'm horny
>>33773467don't care, go fuck chad
>>33773487more seething incel hands
>>33773452In clownfish, the largest becomes a female
>>33773456What does everything other than sex mean? Her partner count won't determine if I marry her or not, but it's obviously still on the table
>>33773438I like forest green
>>33773490Fwhat are you talking about?
>>33773308I stand corrected.
no no nO NO you foids are RUINING don't care go fuck chad you are RUINING IT
*does a favor for you.*
FMen, what do you like about sex? How often do you want to have sex ideally? What's your favorite way to have sex? Are there any universal no-gos? SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Women, if your bf tries to do no nut november, do you support him or do you try your hardest to stop him early (and in what way)?
Who do you think would have a harder time if they woke up in the body of an incel? A chad, or a woman?
>>33772132Ok. I pray you die alone.
f*minists are literally female equivalent of incels and blackpillers lol. Everytime I see a girl with a tattoo I just stay away from her because I just know she's retarded
>>33773507don't care. go fuck chad please
State gender.What's your favourite yowie manga?
>>33773504I would not date such a retard
>>33773438F.Yellow, but it looks bad on me. I rarely see anyone who looks good with yellow.>except when its like armor stuff in medieval or fantasy game.Dark green looks good on me though>>33773467Lets say there is a war, and your community like mine only has some 5000 people, about 500 or less of them are in their prime to go to the frontlines.That is all the eligible bachelors and young fathers. Most of them come back broken, changed, they left as men, returned as monsters their kindness and soul fractured or gone.2.5% to 5% of the men that never return or return as beasts instead of men. Its going to be rough as hell.It doesnt mean a thing if they are attractive or not. The normal is going to change in their absence.>been reading a book, my grandmothers diaries about the time when my grandpa came back from a war.>would volunteer for some kitchen or nurse duties>would even volunteer just to wash the soldiers laundry
Question for men,Does women generally being more reserved or even apathetic in expressing their desire towards you get to you?
>>33773510no one cares about your chad fetish moid
>>33773513MaleJojo's Bizarre Adventure
>>33773503>Men, what do you like about sex?I like the feeling of my penis getting warmed up inside of a squishy vaginal cavity.
>>33772223Men don't like me. Stop being silly.
>>33773517no one cares about you being a female equivalent of an andrew tate podcast viewer. literal 12 year old mind
>>33773500Don't care. Go fuck Chad.
Fstate genocide, lllllllllllllllll what's your favorite song?xxxxxxxxxxxxfffffffffff
I have fucked chad two days ago. It was great.
>>33773456>your gf (27m)
>>33773516Do you mean if you're already dating or just in general?
>>33773513MThe only manga I've read is Girls' Last Tour. Which, I don't think counts? I can't remember which is which, yuri/yowie but it's a little lesbiany but not much.
>>33773520I like you
Should i post BLACKED on linkedin?
>>33773516I assume she doesn't care about me.
gender,favorite type of ice cream?
>>33773527We know, fag. That's why you're obsessed with Chad and keep projecting.
>>33773516stuff like banter need positive feedback. People want positive feedback
>>33773530I always thought it was called yaoi because "YOWIE!" is what you shout after a man surprise-fucks you hard up the ass.
/atoga/, what's your favorite video game?
>>33773538MaleVanilla with cookie or brownie chunks I can dig for like treasure
>>33773538m, vanilla bean
>>33773516Why ask moids here questions? They think you should go fuck Chad. They know they're low value and if they were women they'd fuck Chad too.
>>33773546MaleRight now it's Silent Hill 3
>>33773479[horny reply]
>>33773546Right now I'd have to say Cyberpunk 2077.
>>33773526fmongol massacres, cyka blyat by dj blyatman
>>33773527can i know about it please (f)
>>33773546castlevania curse of darkness
>>33773546Silent Hill F
while the chadsexual cuck fetishist is insufferable, people who vehemently deny that women are attracted to a guy like that the same way men are attracted to the-girl-next-door types are equally annoying and probably the reason why he keeps posting.
>>33773538f, cinnamon
>>33773556jesus....
gender, what is your favorite movie?
>>33773557You're the most insufferable in the bunch
gender, what is your favorite tv show?
>>33773561We must be worse women
to the dudesyou find out the girl you're seeing has a lower back tattoo of a flamewhatchu doin? marry, or pump n dump?
>>33773538F.Strawberry or Raspberry sorbet.Second favourite salty caramelthird, chocolate chocolate chipGuilty pleasure/real favourite Ben & Jerrys cookie dough, but I try to avoid it because I eat the whole tub at one sitting, and can feel the sugar make my tummy bigger>>33773546FSims seriesLittle nightmaresCrusader Kings 3Mount and Blade Bannerlord>>33773562I watch series, not movies.If I had to list a movieSpirited AwayAliens 1 and 2The first Jurassic Park
>>33773562MMen in Black 1
>>33773503The hottest type of woman is one who is inscrutable, but then makes a massive "come get me, tiger" gesture. What's she doing right now? Where is she? Is this the last time?>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEDTifz3JPQ
>>33773557don't care, go fuck chad
>>33773563good, to be hated by /atoga/ is to be loved by god
gender, what is your height?
>>33773575if god loves you so much, he should take you next to him
>turns out my bait wasn't too low quality but too HIGH quality>anons will just answer basic data collection questions and give me (You)shuh, I guess I overestimated you
>>33773503feels gooddailyidkgross stuff like scat or piss etc
>>33773554Yes. We cuddled in bed for like an hour first, catching up, making out, showing each other dumb memes and all that. Then I started playing with his cock, he was already rock hard, I pulled him on top of me and took my panties off. We made out more and he played with my tits and my pussy, rubbing his cock against me. Then he took his boxers off and I grabbed his cock and put it in my pussy. We made out more as he fucked me whilst rubbing my clit with one hand and playing with my nipples with the other until I came. Then we just laid there for a few minutes until I've recovered and pushed him on his back, mounted him and rode him until he came too. Then we cuddled some more, cleaned up, ordered pizza and watched a movie. 10/10, can recommend.
>>33773578M6'2". Actual 6'2" not dating profile 6'2".
>>33773546F. Stardew Valley.>>33773538F. Cookie dough.
>women only date Chadmeanwhile 90% of straight relationships:
>>33773578I am the size of the indian in the cubbord. Pocket size so I can poke out of my moids pocket on his workshirt and give him sweet kisses!
>>33773584i answered no questions for the past half hour at least
>>33773584M, I answer bait questions on purpose in case anyone was actually interested
>>33773594same
state gender,what is your favorite meal vs your go to lazy meal? How often do you eat either? Are you a good cook?
I'm having a panic attack over my gfs number of sexual and non-sexual partners
>tfw no Tae gf
Women:Are you a fujoshi?
>>33773596kekbesides who says those who answered were honest
>>33773597Male man>Favorite mealGoat curry>Go to lazy mealPizza, I live in a place where it's easy to come by
>>33773586i never want to see or speak to you again.
>>33773546f, pubg>>33773562f, wir kinder aus bullerbü>>33773565f, pingu>>33773578f, 5'2
>>33773546Morrowind
>>33773605Why not?
>>33773602No. I had a yaoi phase at 15-19 but that was to impress a girl so I could have a friend at school
>>33773590These aren't straight relationships, they're slavic relationships, and the guy has money and controls her with threats of violence. Well, often just actual violence.
>>33773578M5’2
>>33773586>chad can makeout on top of femanon with one hand on her clit and the other on her boob, meaning he can float in the airwe just can't compete, fuckin hell
>>33773611Holy sex
>>33773578M5'9"
>>33773586somwhat interesting but thanks for sharing>>33773590kek
>>33773614this is the first post that has made me laugh out loud in a while
>>33773614>*while fucking her
>>33773578F.6'1>>33773597My favourite meal is the meatloaf and potato mash my mother made with gravy.I have the recipe but I still cant make it like mom does, and it upsets me.Lazy meal? Frozen pizza...>>33773602I dont know what that is
>>33773538M I’m a big fan of Hershey’s banana pudding ice cream.
>>33773602no, i prefer things that are not homosexual
>>33773602no idea what that is >>33773597f, rn I'd say venison, I like seasonal foods lazy meals are things I don't have to prepare, like a mandarins and a piece of cheese or so yes
MI'm 5'7 wear glasses and have long hair, be honest, is it over for me?
>>33773602i'm a yumejoshi
gender,might as well go all out>height>dick/cup size>hair color>body fat (estimate)>pleasant vs annoying voice>religious?>body count>do you smoke/drink?>what is your ideal partner look like physically (post a pic, or describe them)>what personality do you want them to have?>what is your biggest red flag?>why did you take the time to answer any of these questions?
>>33773614It's very possible.
>>33773621i'm a virgin so you guys can describe any position and i'll believe it
>>33773627MI’m 5’8 wear glasses and get fucked in the ass, your long hair might work in your favour
>>33773626>no idea what that is>>33773622It's a term for women who are really into gay fictional pairings, usually anime-related. It literally means "rotten girl".
gender, what is your eye color? Are you happy with it? If it's not blue, do you secretly wish it was?
Are men just dramatic or does it actually hurt when you spank them on the tummy with their dick
>>33773635Blue and gold, it’s ok, I wish it was a uniform blue
>>33773578M 6’1
>>33773637not a man but is this a straight situation?
>>33773597i meal prep everything, so everything is lazy and effort in some sense. Curries/stews are easy to make in weekly bulk with good flavor. Im a mid cook, but if i cooked for others (her) id attempt to be a better one when i do it for her. I dont tend to eat meat much but for her or a senpai id cook it more
why aren't women more blunt and direct when they reject men who approach them?>inb4 they're scared for their physical safetyliterally just pepper spray a guy you don't like, no one will blame you for it
>>33773632>get fucked in the assbut that's not what I want I want a gf, I'm straight>>33773635Mthey're brown, I wish they were green like my grandma's
>>33773637I don’t I’ve done that
>>33773635Let me guess, you watched this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhaF-TV7YI4
>>33773629f>height5'3>cup sizeE>hair colorlight brown>body fat (estimate)25%>pleasant vs annoying voicedepends>religious?no>body count3>do you smoke/drink?no>what is your ideal partner look like physically (post a pic, or describe them)like he lives in a commie block and lives off of caffeine and nicotine >what personality do you want them to have?intelligent>what is your biggest red flag?avoidant >why did you take the time to answer any of these questions?got nothing better to do
>>33773637kek no it doesn't hurt (sometimes I do it to myself)
>>33773635f, blue, yeah I like them
men, why don't you approach women more?
>>33773652I only see them at my job and I don't wanna get fired
>>33773645Because I'm scared for my physical safety>pepper sprayNonlethal weapons can be taken from my hand and used in my own face, it's better to shoot to kill instead of rejecting and having to guess if he'll ape out or decide to stalk me later
women, pretend like I just asked you something that gave you an excuse to talk about yourself and your life and where you stand, or whatever it is you want to talk about and answer accordingly, go:
state genderwhat color are your bed sheets rn?what was the last thing you bought? how long ago did you last orgasm? when is the next time you have to leave your house?
>>33773652I’m not that kind of guy
>>33773645The>in the real worldpart should have her still being pleasant to him, but on the inside she's still thinking the same thing as in the top version.
>>33773629ok. I'll bite>height6'1ft 185cm>dick/cup size36dd>hair colorReddish brown, usually dyed red>body fat (estimate)24%>pleasant vs annoying voiceI dont like my voice. annoying>religious?Absolutely not>body count3, 2 men, 1 girl>do you smoke/drink?Both>what is your ideal partner look like physically (post a pic, or describe them)>what personality do you want them to have?>what is your biggest red flag?pic related>why did you take the time to answer any of these questions?I am bored, tipsy and I like the anons here, and I am lonely
>>33773637does it hurt to spank a guy's stomach with his own dick? no?
>>33773652It makes foids uncomfortable. Which makes me uncomfortable.
Women, would you rather have a 15cm clitoris or a vulva but no vagina?
>>33773654then why don't you just shoot men who approach you that you don't like? You can always just claim self defense
>>33773503Im pretty vanilla in bed with girls. I just like the intimacy, cuddling and pillowtalk afterwards, the feeling (obviously) but the psychological aspect of intertwining myself with someone is just intoxicating. I have some weird gooner stuff going on when I jerk off occasionally but Im never dumb enough to bring that up in the bedroom. Fetish-based sex diminishes intimacy and emotional bonds so I try to keep things as normal as possible.
>woke up to pee>go back to bed>two of my cats are taking up my entire bedGuess I'm awake now. Women, how could you let this happen?
>>33773655I need a timeout of like three years where I speak to nobody and just go full monk mode in some tiny italian village, eat nothing but oranges and focaccia with olives oil, maybe some boar salami and olives with garlic and do nothing but be in nature and be creative or I will literally lose it.
>>33773659>lonelylol
>>33773649>big tits>cringe bad habit men enjoyer>prude that doesn’t smoke or drink herself>avoidantLIKECLOCKWORK
>>33773629>gender Male >height 6’1”>dick/cup size6.5 inches >body fat (estimate)12%>pleasant vs annoying voiceMy voice? It’s little nasally. >religious?Somewhat >body count0>do you smoke/drink?I don’t smoke and don’t drink much either. >what is your ideal partner look like physically (post a pic, or describe them)Attractive>what personality do you want them to have?Extrovert >why did you take the time to answer any of these questions?Because you posted them
>>33773668imagine being this cucked by your pets
>>33773597F. My favorite meal at the moment is a grilled cheese sandwich made with homemade sourdough bread and pumpkin soup. My go to lazy meal is boiled potatoes with cheese.
>>33773668are they cute?
>>33773659When you fucked the girl, were you the top or bottom? Dom or sub?
women, would you rather significantly more men approached you than your current number or none at all, both for the rest of your life.
>>33773671rude but accurate
FemanonsYou are being a little boring right now, I'm going to need some dark feminine siren energy
>>33773678none, I get my male validation online, thank you very much
>>33773629M>height6’5>dick/cup sizeBig, idk >hair colorBlack>body fat (estimate)15ish>pleasant vs annoying voiceI’ve been told mine is pleasant >religious?Spiritual >body count3>do you smoke/drink?Smoke, yes. Drink, not often >what is your ideal partner look like physically (post a pic, or describe them)Beautiful >what personality do you want them to have?Smart>what is your biggest red flag?A lot of things probably >why did you take the time to answer any of these questions?Bored
>>33773656MNavySodie pop36ish hoursTomorrow for groceries
femcel femcelmentally unwellhorny and shlickshe gets no dick
>>33773680ok, come over
>>33773678My current rate is 1 per decade and 0 sounds better than 2
>>33773675sounds very good
>>33773629M>height6'2>dick/cup sizetoilet paper roll size>hair colorlight brown>body fat (estimate)idk, too high, I'm 220-230 haven't checked in a while>pleasant vs annoying voiceannoying>religious?agnostic/athiest/don't-care>body count4>do you smoke/drink?sometimes if I'm out with people or depressed>what is your ideal partner look like physically (post a pic, or describe them)picrel is physically perfect, but unrealistic.>what personality do you want them to have?shut in hobby artist cosplay gf who runs into the room with little bits of tape stuck on her arm frantically asking for another set of hands on her project.>what is your biggest red flag?Being willing to talk to me>why did you take the time to answer any of these questions?Idk. why did you ask them?
Women, do you like sexiness?
>>33773649>like he lives in a commie block and lives off of caffeine and nicotineliterally me
>>33773683what pop?
how far would I get in a relationship by just keep finding leverages to make the woman feel like she has permission to talk about herself and feel like I'm actively interested in what she has to say while occasionally splicing in information about myself that doesn't require her to bear any emotional load, but still feel like she "did her part" and made inquiries about me and gets to feel morally justified in continuing to yap about herself more.How long would that relationship last? Assuming I'm really good at what I do.
>>33773690nice
>>33773679If you weren’t avoidant I’d find you attractive but never ever again, no more avoidant women
>>33773691A Coca Cola, my fav :D I got it from the 7/11, there was a woman asking people to buy her food and got mad when no one did, it was really awkward
men, how big is your dick?
>>33773687It is, I love baking and cooking. I'm hoping to have time to make bread this weekend, I'm really craving it.
>>33773684shut up!!!!!!
>>33773676The cutest
>>33773693I started doing that to lose weight and it's working
>>33773696Pencilly, its long and thin
>>3377369621
>>33773694maybe I'm only avoidant because I haven't found that person that I actually want to spend time with yet, but fair
>>33773692Lasted 10 years for me but it was with a guy. Would've probably lasted longer if he hadn't fucked a coworker
>>33773629ill bite>6'4>3.5 inches>light brown>probably 30% ive put on some weight recently>i hate my voice but others tell me its nice when the topic brings that sort of thing up>not strictly but I have an intense fascination with theology, greek metaphysics, buddhism and some other stuff. i dont write spirituality off on the whole I guess I just dont believe in the metaphysical aspects of it in a literal sense>0. i held hands with a girl in high school, and nowaways i just dont see a lot of women in my social spaces>absolutely not to both>i dont really have one. My standards aren't too high. i think big boobs are really nice, and i can tell its a genetic predisposition but i dont actually care, i just like girls.>idk i dont really care. interesting and capable of banter would be nice.>extremely high body counts. not for the normal reason of "le women are sluts" but because anyone, man or woman with a LOT of bodies signals that something keeps going with with relationships and that worries me. but i dont have a huge hangup over it, its just a trend i notice>i like sharing information about myself that's embarrassing through an anonymous vector because the honesty is cathartic, also makes me feel less alone and fucked up when i read other people with the same struggles.
>>33773689No, it embarrasses me.>>33773678None at all, I'm really reserved and it makes me feel bad.
Women, how do you wear clothes this tight?>>33773688As a guy, when my clothes are tight at all it's incredibly uncomfortable and kinda ruins my day
>>33773695sounds a bit unhinged, but I'm glad you got your fav sip
>>33773699aww i love them
>>33773677It was for the most part involuntary.We had been drinking, my male friends got me home and left me with "her" my way smaller, 5'3 "friend"I was at the point of passing out.I went in and out of consciousness momentarily.>I woke up without pants, her head between my legs, her finger up my butt>I didnt push her away or try to squish her head between my thighs>I grabbed her hair and went with it>I grinded my pussy against her face>and then I blacked out again>When I woke up I had something like 3 marbles, some green grapes and a pencil eraser up my assI feel like I was taken advantage of, but like, its not the end of the world type of deal. But we are no longer friends because of it.So I guess I was bottomed by a very very short girl
>>33773707>Women, how do you wear clothes this tight?I don't. I wear clothes my size or I get too autistic.>>33773699I've shown this to my cat and told her that she should be like this with the cute stray cat that keeps coming around, instead of barely tolerating it.
>>33773698femcel femceleveryone can tellthinks men are so sickbut she just wants a lick
>>33773692Fhonestly it would work pretty well I can't even lie, don't have a time frame, but yeah.How does it feel to be empty inside?
Men, stop approaching women, here's all the proof you need that they don't want you near them>>33773681>>33773686>>33773706
>>33773707it feels good, like everything is contained and locked in placemaybe it's some kind of autism weighted blanket thing I especially like tight clothes with sturdy fabrics, like jeans, thick cotton or corduroyI don't really like the feeling of flimsy tight fabric
>>33773629>>height5'7>>dick/cup size6.2>>hair colorblack>>body fat (estimate)25 bmi but working on losing weight>>pleasant vs annoying voicepleasant>>religious?no>>body count0 (unless cybersex counts)>>do you smoke/drink?smoke>>what is your ideal partner look like physically (post a pic, or describe them)small boobs, long red hair, skinny >>what personality do you want them to have?shy but not submissive>>what is your biggest red flag?she refuses to watch something because it's old (and her being a slut of course) >>why did you take the time to answer any of these questions?because why not
>>33773718Just because I don't want to be talked to, it doesn't mean other women don't. I'm kind of autistic and don't like people.
>nearly every single man responding to that was over 6ftlolsure bud
>>33773707>ruins my dayYou only have to wear it for a 30 minute photoshoot to make men subscribe to your social media page and send money
>men are lying about their height again because they think it'll impress anonymous women on a mongolian basket weaving forum
>>33773700makes a lot of sense, good for you
>>33773723you and all the other femanons, and most women in general.Most women don't want men to talk to them.
I have been trying to but I can not figure out condom sizes.
>>33773729I don't mind men talking to me in the right setting, just not being approached on the street and stuff like that.
MANONSstop mentioning toilet paper roll when it comes to your penisand this is more generic but also avoid taking pictures of yourself in a bathroom, thank you
>>33773726No, I actually am 6'4. Having a small pecker but being that "big" otherwise makes me extra insecure about it so I don't really try with women. it just doesnt feel worth the risk of disaster and humiliation.
>>33773732shit on dick
>>337737325.5 in / 14cmhappy!? okay!? just stop YELLING at me!
what's so special about anorexic bodies? anyone can get them
>>33773703What does that person you’d want to spend time with look like to you or is it just a vibe that’s difficult to quantify? I do think this is cope because avoidants are wired to abandon people they’re close with, permanently or temporarily, almost subconsciously. It’s second nature, there’s no thought process that dictates who in their life they’ll be avoidant towards. It’s indiscriminate, at least in my experience
>>33773732I don't talk about my penis at all or take pictures of myself
As someone who is actually 6'3", I know for a fact most of you are full of shit.I live in the Netherlands and despite the stereotype, it's quite rare for me to meet people that are as tall or taller than me.What did you think you were going to accomplish by doing this?
New when?
>>33773743When this one reaches page 7-8.>>33773742They're shitposting, why do you police so much?? lol
>>33773743What page are we on?
>>337737371 month of meditation for you>>33773741that's fine
Listening to Brucey
>>33773731best advice is to just stop talking all together unless the woman makes it abundantly obvious that she wants to be talked to, or is the one initiating the conversation.Otherwise men should stop talking to women.
>>33773732How about you stop complaining and be grateful for what you get, asshole.
>>33773742what's the biggest dildo that you can devour?
womenplease humiliate me
>>33773720>groin veinshnng, sexo
>>33773749I disagree. Do what you think is right and be respectful.
Any comfort movie / tv shows recommendations?
>>33773742>men will lie about height but not penis sizewhich is so odd to me because you'd think being a micropenis would be far more upsetting
>>33773749this, more men need to adopt a "don't speak unless spoken to" attitude.
>>33773578F5'9 :(>>33773602No, I'm more of a yumejoshi. I don't care for men fucking each other, but I like to self-insert with the fictional men and imagine them dating me. >>33773629F>height5'9>dick/cup sizeH cup>hair colorBlack>body fat (estimate)Too much>pleasant vs annoying voiceProbably annoying>religious?No>body count0>do you smoke/drink?No and no>what is your ideal partner look like physically (post a pic, or describe them)I like the idea of a tall, fat guy. Despite my height and weight, I'd like if he were still bigger than me, or at least around the same size. Some body hair would also be nice, as long as he doesn't have a wizard beard. >what personality do you want them to have?I want him to be dominant and a bit possessive of me. Also a bit sadistic since I'm a masochist. >what is your biggest red flag?For a partner? Probably if he's scared of commitment. >why did you take the time to answer any of these questions?I'm bored and have nothing better to do. >>33773635>genderF>what is your eye color?Brown>Are you happy with it?Yes>If it's not blue, do you secretly wish it was?No>>33773678The current number of men who approach me is zero, so some more would be nice.
>>33773753i'm telling you how to make yourself sound more attractive, fag
>>33773755What kind of loser would ask a question like this?Pathetic...
>>33773711How'd you confront her, and her reaction?Also, idk how much I'd count rape as sex
>>33773759Fight club, full metal jacket, platoon
>>33773761Why, that seems boring
>>33773761No, this is how you piss off a woman once you actually get her
>>33773762>I like the idea of a tall, fat guyyeah hello
>>33773755you're supposted to post pathetic baits for that
>>33773761I do this and have no friends and no social lifeI don't recommend it
>>33773546M, overall I’d say it’s Sonic CD.
>>33773758100% of femanons that were asked said they don't want to be talked to by random men, women on social media keep saying they don't want men to talk to them, female acquaintances keep complaining about men talking to them.Just stop talking to women, it's literally that simple. If there is no stupidly obvious signal from her end, you can always safely assume she wants to be left alone.
>>33773629F147cm.A.Golden brown.Don’t know, little.Pleasant.Shinto.0.No.Athletic and a kind face.Kind, positive, hard working.Often work away from home.It’s morning and I’m at the airport waiting.
>>33773622>F>6'1Ive wondered, is this an advantage for women or does it become a hinderance when you are taller than the man? I legitimately know zero women who are this tall so I have no frame of reference.
>>33773762>I don't care for men fucking each other, but I like to self-insert with the fictional men and imagine them dating me. I'm a fictional man...
>>33773775Do what you want anon :) gl
>>33773775I don't think you know what 100% means
>>33773774>Sonic CDThis explains so much about you
>>33773739sure, I have days or phases where I need to just be alone and I can't stand being around anyone, but I only cut contact with people that actively make me not want to spend time with themthose I want to spend time with, I will reconnect again when I come out of the hermit phase, so I can only have relationships with people that don't take it personal or get annoyed when I am not very consistent with my presence
Let's go everyone hands up in the air! Woho!
>>33773765Next morning when she made us bacon and eggs I tried to talk about it.She denied absolutely everything and told me I was dreaming.>Yeah, and somehow when I went to the toilet the next morning I had to pick the marbles and stuff from the toilet and they were a part of my dream too...I dont know why, but I actually did date her for a few months afterwards, because I felt awkward and as if I should because of what happened.>>33773777its no advantage, guys regard me as a freak. My existense is either an awkward fetish, or just drives people away.And I, like any other girl, would prefer a man be taller to feel small and cute and protected.Its bad.
>>33773767quality over quantity. If no one asks about you, they're not interested in what you have to say.>>33773768if you can get women to talk about themselves they usually prefer that. You can sprinkle in things about yourself occasionally when asked about it.
Should men shave their legs?
>>33773788fuck no
>>33773759MI always watch movies from my childhood when I feel I need to reconnect with my innocence
legit question given the responses by men ITTwomen, if you HAD to pick, would you prefer>short man with a massive penis>very tall man with an inadequately small penisAssuming personality, looks, economic factors, IQ etc etc are all the same.
>>337737813/3 femanons said that they didn't want men to approach them. That's 100%
>>33773776What do you do with shinto? Also, where you flying to
>>33773788yes so i can kiss them better
>>33773787So you are waiting for women to approach you?
>>33773791tall, and I'm saying this as a size queen
>>33773788Shaved legs look better but it's a lot of effort for something pretty stupid. I only expect it if they expect me to shave mine, which no man ever has despite men being pretty loud and hysterical about women's body hair online
>>33773794You want to kiss which part?
>>33773786>she made us bacon and eggsEh, this might've won me over too. So even during dating you guys never talked about it again? What caused the breakup?
>>33773795I just go about my day until I either see an opportunity where a woman is clearly interested in having a conversation, or talks to me first.Otherwise if I have to wonder whether or not they want to be talked to, they very likely don't.
>>33773562M, Jagten/The Hunt (2012). It still makes me anxious watching it.
>>33773798all of them but specially thighs and calves
>>33773792Damn I guess it is solved then women don't want men to ever talk to them
>>33773786Nta, nothing wrong with having a preference for tall dudest. shortass
>>33773600based and least pedophilic kenshin fan
>>33773562Office space, Good will hunting
>>33773793I pray, give Kami honor and ask them for boons. Can’t say where I’m going except Japan.You don’t pray to anything?
>>33773791not an easy question for someone who's short and virgin but maybe i'd go with short? as long as he's not shorter than mei don't really care that much about penis size, but it has to be present?
>>33773797f, i never shave my legs and hardly ever shave my pits, and no man has ever cared about this irl. it's truly manufactured moid hysteria
>>33773808good will hunting is great, I just rewatched it a few days ago
>>33773800You sound like a bitch
>>33773791Short
>>33773812BasedRazor companies need to die
>>33773814don't care, go fuck chad
Quell veux tu?
So what I gathered is that short women are rapists. Ok thanks for the warning /atoga/.
Women are you okay with your bf rubbing his dick against your face?
>>33773791women who've never had large dicks will say tall, women who've had both will always say short, simple as.
>>33773797MI think they look like shit if you don't have cyclist legs imo
>>33773799She got very weird..I got slapped more than a handful of times by her. If I talked to anyone she didnt like it might cause a tantrum and a slap for example.And I dont think I ever liked her, the drunk sex thing just made me feel like I had to or something.I started to dislike her more and more as time went by.>kinda regretting not hitting her back with all my might>Fairly certain I could have mopped the floor with her if I tried
>>33773817nta but body shaving existed long before razor companies
>>33773817is there any more brainless consumerism than shaving your legs or expecting someone else to?
>>33773823yes i'm okay with that, maybe clothed one is better
>>33773824lies, I've had big dicks and they are great but it's no use if the dick is attached to a man I can't possible feel sexually attracted to
I except you to wax and laser your hair not shave it.
>>33773814as opposed to what? Interrupting whatever a woman is doing at any given moment to let her know I think she's attractive?Women have been saying for years that is the polar opposite of what they want.
>>33773824yup, short woman with a big dick chadlet here, height means nothing especially if microdicked
>>337737071. Have an eating disorder
>>33773818I am a man
>>33773823depends on context but if I'm already slobbering on his cock then yes
>>33773835Expect* this autocorrect is ass
>>33773835laser my beloved
>>33773839again i say: don't care, go fuck chad
women, do you want men to approach you?Do you want men you don't find attractive to come up and talk to you?
>>33773821baiser ta sale pute de mère
>>33773776For some reason I love waiting at airports, I just sit and watch people like a creep
>>33773836I think if you want to talk to someone you talk to them instead of being like omg I am such a women respector
>>33773842Maybe one day it will be able to remove the light hairs as well. We can only dream
>>33773809>You don’t pray to anything?Not religious anymore, but doesn't mean I can't pray. Imo, prayer is meant for self, comes from the heart. Give thanks to what has been given and to reflect on what is needed and not necessarily wanted. Sort of appreciation for what made the current self and a yearning for a better self, idk. Not much diff from what you do it for.Anywhere fun in japan? Going to meet that 4'? jap femanon, lol? My sister came back and got me kit kats and other snacks.
>>33773835and i expect you to continue your love affair with your onahole
>>33773850>onaholeDo people actually use that? That has got to be the most disturbing thing ever.
>>33773732I can grab mine with two hands
>>33773843Is chad in the room with us
>>33773847That means you would be perfectly fine with elderly gay men constantly hitting on you?
>>33773834>>33773815appreciate the honesty thank you.
Men what percentage of the adult female population do you find unfuckable?
men, my feet are soft and smooth and my toenails are freshly painted right nowthat is all
>>33773774BASED
>>33773629M>height5’10”>dick/cup size6.8” x 5.5”>hair colorDark brown>body fat (estimate)15%?>pleasant vs annoying voiceI hear people saying they like it more than not.>religious?Nope>body count1>do you smoke/drink?No>what is your ideal partner look like physically (post a pic, or describe them)I don’t really have any idea other than I really like bangs.>what personality do you want them to have?Compassionate to a fault.>what is your biggest red flag?Anxiety that makes me overthink things.>why did you take the time to answer any of these questions?I’m ill and very bored.
>>33773844>women, do you want men to approach you?no>Do you want men you don't find attractive to come up and talk to you?for non romantic reasons, sure, but otherwise I would prefer to be friends with a guy first.
>>33773858A pretty big percent
>>33773856What does that have to do with anything? And since when do incels care about women feeling comfortable
>>33773852yes that's my nickname when i'm getting thrown around by a man who is not covered by hair
>>33773827Jesus, that sucks. Small girl anger/abuse is sort of scary, yeah. Makes you think they're "allowed" to do it. Glad you're out of it
im not getting involved. i don't wand to share my man.but i hope you have a nice life.i love you.
>>33773858You need to understand that the fuckable ones are the only women they notice unless she's naked and screaming or something
>>33773858Maybe 1%The short bus kids that couldn't move on their own come to mind
>>33773858maybe like 10% at best, but I'd be more generous
>>33773866Hot
>>33773858fat women so I'd say it's pretty high
>>33773859Ok, and? Do you want me to hook you up with a foot model agency?They'll expect info like shoe size, how flexible your toes are, etc.
>>33773859Would give a footrub
>>33773783Are these people reaching out to you during your hermit phase? I appreciate that you’re smart enough to at least be self aware. Why do you think you’re avoidant?
>>33773656M, gray, soups and orange juice, 9 hours ago, tomorrow at 11 unless I call off work.What’s with all the basic questions tonight?
>>33773869this post is very confusing
>>33773858uh, dunno, 10-25%?
>>33773844>women, do you want men to approach you?Only for platonic purposes>Do you want men you don't find attractive to come up and talk to you?Only for platonic purposes
>>33773878NtaYou should call off
>gender: please affirm my insecurities and self-hatred it's like you lot want to be depressed.
>>33773866Ugh no
>>33773859cute cute
>>3377385880
>>33773859You can't just say that and not tell us what colour your nail polish is...
>>33773865well, if those men wanted to talk to you, they should right, and you'd be fine with that, because they want to talk to you, so who are you to say no?>care about women feeling comfortableNot an incel, but any person you're talking to should at least feel at ease when talking to you and random men approaching them tends to do the opposite of that.
You can be fuckable and the man just doesn't want sex that day. But foids take it as a personal attack.
>>33773880wait no im dumb wtf, it's not 1/4. 1/10 or less sounds more realistic
Men, order races according to preference (most to least)
>>33773844eh, not really. I like a more slow burn approach where I get to stalk the guy and figure out everything about him before we talk more. I'm not attracted to most men by default enough for them to just come up to me like that lol
>>33773892Maybe tomorrow
>>33773534No you don't.
>>33773890what compels men to come here and proclaim their universal truths about females?
>>33773892black girls >>>> white > east asian > hispanic > indian > who cares after thatim white fyi
what's for dinner, anons? are we eating good tonight?
>>33773858I’d say about 40 percent. Mostly>Most women over 70yo>Plastic tits/lips>Obese women>Crackheads or women who look like they spent their entire 20s and. 30s drinking and patying everynightg>Women who wear a religious scarf>Anorexia>transwomen>Steroïds>Women without vagina
>>3377385899.9%t. eugenics chad
>>33773897paycheck
>>33773898do you just mean that one black femanon? :p
>>33773763And I'm doing you a favor by describing it at all, you piece of shit.
>>33773887this exact one
>>33773892>Not everyone can become a great artist, but a great artist can come from anywherenice >>>>> asshole
>>33773889Yes, you just disengage and maybe say sorry if the vibe is off
>>33773899Wahe guru di kalsa, I am eating samosa
>>33773901>Eugenic chadMore like you spent too much time looking for very specific women bodies on porn.
more proof that you shouldn't approach women, as diverse as femanons' opinions are, they all unanimously agree that they don't want men talking to them>>33773863>>33773881>>33773893
>>33773904and i'm telling you and the other males to use something more respectable as a comparison, homo
>>33773903no i just think black features can be pretty hot. obviously they need to be attractive to me but when they ARE attractive it sends things into overdrive, i just find the hairstyles, skintone, voices, AAVE, etc enticing. i dont know who you are talking about i only started posting itt a few days ago.
>>33773908>if the vibe is offwhich women have very clearly stated over the years is 99% of the time
>>33773846I like it too, it’s part of the job. I can get comfortable anywhere
>>33773905Yooooo I have that same kind, we're toe twinsies
>>33773917What are you talking about
<^This thing
>>33773877sometimes, yeah>why probably autism or something that makes everything feel exhausting, so trying to regulate myself in social situations is simply too much when I've had particularly intense times
how far would Chad go on a date if he wore picrel as cologne?
State gender. Autists, do you lack empathy? Non-autists, wbu?
>>33773919high five! it's such a cute color, not too much but still something and it lasts forever because of the glitter, I love it
>>33773849Sorta fun, but it’s for work. I’m the 147cm Japanese femanon, unless there is another one here. I’m coming back with clothes heh
>>33773913I'd like to have male friends but I'm not gonna want to interact with or date anyone who has romantic or sexual feelings towards complete strangers, that's some advanced mental illness and whoredom that I don't want in my life or lineage
Come on… come on just one more- just one more (You) give me the(You) give it to me GIVE IT TO ME!
>>33773924Fmarriage
It's mooncake season? State gender, and what type you're getting
>>33773933I meant to do a !, not ?
>>33773928>I’m the 147cm Japanese femanonmy wife, whatever other arrangements you've had with other anons are now null and void. You're mine.
>>33773925I have too much empathy. I’m a wimp. I came into work while sick just so it isn’t harder on anybody else. Sentimental stuff in media makes me at least tear up. I spent a chunk of Sunday reading about pets dying and euthanasia and honestly cried a lot.
Why is everyone always mad at me why am I always doing everything wrong
>>33773924All my male colleagues smell like that and most of them are married with children
>>33773925F.I cry when I see baby animals in nature documentaries being eaten. I cry when I watch Wall-e.I cried when my dwarf gourami of 9 years passed away in my aquarium.I might be overly empathetic or emotional.Some songs I love and they make me cry when I hear the lyricshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGtrNZwqpCYmakes me cry every time.
>>33773925fI have empathy as in I can pretty accurately interpret and assume how someone else might feel but that doesn't necessarily translate to me thinking I should feel sorry for a person for feeling bad if I feel like they are overreacting or they brought it on to themselves for example.
>>33773899Frozen pizza
everyone on /atoga/ needs to develop a logic gate in their heads that goes like:>[question]>if (female) then [answer]>if (male) then "go kys, no one cares faggot"and yes that includes this post, go ahead, test it out:"I have a crush, should I ask them out?"
>>33773944don't eat pizza, you might turn sexy
Gender, last book you readM, “The Waves” by Virginia Wolf I read it 4 months ago
>>33773915Nobody likes demanding and picky beggars.
>>33773925FIdk. I don't think I have a lot of empathy. I cry pretty easily but I think I'm also sensitive to people fishing for pity and get uncomfortable when people get emotional in front of me.
>>33773943having empathy and choosing to ignore it is worse than not having empathy at all
>>33773933MaleThis mixed nut flavor (pumpkin seeds, almonds, walnuts, peanuts, and sesame seeds) was pretty good apart from having too much sugar.
>>33773948why would a wolf need viagra?
*licks your foid tummy*
>>33773933What's a mooncake?
>>3377385850%? hard to say really.
Watching people younger than me getting married and easily getting into relationships. it's awesome.
>>33773938Jesus man. Get a grip
Women don't owe me sex, but they better but up a damn good fight if they don't want me to just take it from them.
>>33773955The better to fuck you with!
>>33773948f, aion by jung, yesterday it was rather repetitive and he didn't really say much novel, insightful or unpredictable so it was kinda unsatisfying
>>33773892Go away.
>>33773937Eh what
>>33773948FStarted "Death of a Salesman" last nightWas Woolf's novel good?
>>33773895Yes I do, you've always been pretty nice to me and pleasant to converse with
>>33773946If female, no, kill yourself chadsexual whoreIf male, no, kill yourself, she's a chadsexual whore
>>33773892Hard to decide between Irish, Russian and GermanicAfter that med, then I don't really see the rest
>>33773948MaleAdult Children of Emotionally Immature ParentsI finished it last week and it made me feel more forgiving of my parents' flaws. They could have been worse. A lot worse.
>>33773963that's how i feel about pegging you
>>33773949i have no idea what goes to your brain anon so i'm not even going to ask butis it hard for you to imagine that it's a turn off to mention toilet paper and your dick in the same sentence?whoever came up with that originally was SATAN
>>33773925Male, autistIf amything I have too much empathy
>>33773959excuse me kind stranger, but I sense a little tinsy twinge of sarcasm in your posteroonie there pardner.My sweet summer child, I urge you to put a quaint lil "/s" after your awesome post to indicate to the other good humans around you that you are, in fact, dabbling in the good ol' sarcasm chasm, ya dig?Alrighto, just wanted to let you know, y' know? Stay safe ranger
>>33773948F.World war Z and Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks.I watched the World War Z movie with friends, and one of them said it was horrible and not like the book at all, and I borrowed them from him.I liked them 7/10
>>33773951nta, not true. Cause and interceded effect does not even remotely trump cause and natural effect. Choice of intervention should always be done on a case by case basis
>>33773892WhiteBlackArabLatinaAsian
>>33773975the only chadsexual itt is you
>>33773951you seem to confuse empathy and sympathy or compassion empathy just means the capacity to understand how someone feels, it doesn't mean you care about how they feel or feel responsibly to help them regulate their emotions I can absolutely feel sympathy and compassion, but as I said, just because someone is crying doesn't mean I'll feel sorry for them if they are crying because they got broken up after they cheated or some other cringe bullshit
>>33773979can a guy with a tiny dick compensate for it by being willing to get pegged just wanna be loved and not feel like a burden in bed
>>33773969you heard me
>>33773967Just because you're fat and ugly, that doesn't mean you have to be gayAnd gay men don't welcome uggos within their ranks
>>33773938>I came into work while sick just so it isn’t harder on anybody else.Great, now everybody else is going to get sick too. Nice going, asshole.
>>33773957Cake from the moon. Often made of cheese.
>>33773925MYes
>>33773962I know, I know. There was just a picture of a black cat in a box wrapped up in a blanket with some toy mice and it fucked me up (and is making me tear up now). That was somebody’s buddy. It makes me too sad.
Women, if a coworker suggested to let you stack donuts on his dick, would you do it, or would you complain to HR?
>>33773946Don't care. Go fuck Chad.
>>33773928Oh woops, for some reason I thought you were 5ft.
can you anons tell me I'm cute to boost my self esteem?
>>33773946Fthis is just sad>>33773983I unironically just threw up in my mouth reading that. The cause may have been unrelated, but your post didn't help.
>>33773994I typically work alone and wear a mask anyways. I think they’re happier to not have to do it all themselves.
>>33773970I really enjoyed it. But it was difficult to read at first because of the unique writing style that threw me off as an esl but I got into it quickly. It tells a story about six childhood friends and their journey through life and it is beautifully written. I recommend it. I found a little of my self in all of them and I actually found my self the most in a female character.
>>33774003cuteness has to be suffered first
>>33773998why are men like this?
>>33773948FI Am a Cat by Natsume Soseki
>>33773948MThe Loser by Thomas Bernhard, I read that 2 weeks ago
>Mignored>Fpicrel
>>33773948MA scanner darklycurrently reading vampire hunter D: tale of the dead town
>>33774002That’s okay, I wear heels sometimes hehe
>>33773948MaleHouse of Leaves
gender, read any good books lately?
>>33773979I wish I had a gf that would peg me
>>33774014>A scanner darklyWhat did you think of it?
>>33774013go wear your miniskirt already and calm down
>>33774006>and I actually found my self the most in a female character.Was this surprising?
>>33773892As an asian, I have a sort of biased towards asian girls, but not by much. All races have girls I'm really attracted to.
>>33773689Yeah
>>33774020I really liked it, I think it's my favorite PKD so far, next I want to read ubik.I watched the movie adaptation after reading the book, it was alright, the book is better obviously
gender, how much would /atoga/ improve if those two things were universally implemented?>>33773946>>33774013
>>33774022No not really. I found my self the most in her because of her lifestyle and personality.
>>33774008suffered? how?
>>33774009They aren't.
>>33774015:) Cute. Have a safe flight back!
gender, are you happy with your body?If you had a bf/gf, if you had the supernatural ability to do this, would you rather be able to change your body according to their tastes, or change their body to your taste? You can do either only once and aren't able to revert the change.
Anons with S/Os, do you ever ask questions from Atoga to your s/o?
>>33774003You're very cute and huggable and lovable
>>33774029cuteness is an affliction
>>33774036f, yes, if they are funny
>>33774028kek, you don't have to justify yourselfdon't women read novels by male authors and identify with male protagonists all the time? i mean most of the canon is written by men :p
>>33774035MIf she could make me taller that's win-win
>>33774035not happy with my body right now which is why I'm starving myself
>>33774036The fuck is a S/O?
>>33774026those are already in place
>>33773992Even online where nobody can see your face and you can be imagined as handsome, you still choose to be a creep.
>>33774025>the book is better obviouslyHave you read Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? I enjoyed Blade Runner more. But I read the book after having watched the movie several times.
>>33774038thanks! that helps a lot.>>33774039I highly doubt it, how is being cute an affliction?
>>33774013If F were like your picrel that'd be adorable af.
I wish I had a gf to do Lynch-themed Halloween costumes with...
>>33773997Capped lmao
>>33774035Mno i hate it with a passion>If you had a bf/gf, if you had the supernatural ability to do thisi would instantly do it in almost all cases, the idea of being physically desired by the opposite sex sounds quite nice.
>>33774047Get his ass jp chan
>>33774035circumcise him (just to cause him pain) & make his dick bigger & longer just to give him insecurity
>>33774035Change her according to my tastes.And then nothing changes because she's already perfect.
>>33774018f>already said my bit about aion >new theory of the human capacity for representation, reinhold was ok, probably the best I've gotten into lately because it felt most relevant>general theory of magic, mauss could have been much shorter, a lot was just bloated yapping about inconsequential stuff but it was alright >book of disquiet, pessoa holy cope, I'm glad this isn't strictly autobiographical, what a joyless fuck>re-visioning psychology, hillmanhad high hopes for this one but it felt more like he was jerking off without saying much of substance
>>33774049oh yeah I read it earlier this year, blade runner is one of my favorite movies of all time, it's very different to the book to be honest so technically speaking it's a bad adaptation but a damn good movie
>>33774035f i'm pretty okay with it now but i still have retarded thoughtsand sure, it's harder for males to have a certain look so i'll use my powers for that
>>33774032Thank you! Have a nice day
>>33774044A squid or octopus, obviously>>33774036I have neither, but sometimes I'll ask advice for my Kraken, whose wrath is the closest thing I'll have to making my wife angry
>>33774047yes, and?
>>33773923Do you have a lot of solo hobbies? I wouldn’t say im avoidant but work takes up a good chunk of my time so the free time I do have I like to spend on my hobbies. A lot of them are solo endeavors, so it makes time for friends difficult if not impossible
>>33774041Oh no no I didn't mean to be defensive a out it haha. If you read the book you'll see that their gender plays a big role for most of them. I just said I found my self the most in a female character to make the book sound more interesting to you and maybe make you think that you could see your self in some male characters. But I say too much for no reason. Anyway I highly recommend the book. I remember bawling my eyes out at the end just thinking about it makes me tear the way it was written really nice.
>>33773769>>33773778Where u at?
>>33774047kekkk
>>33774035Her taste, given that I trust her enough to be my forever girl and her taste doesn't negatively impact the functioning of my body.
>>33774047KEK
>>33774036FWhen I had a male SO, I would make a list of questions from here and then bombard him with them, and he would be like"Where the fuck do you get these questions?"Also many questions I have asked here have come from his behaviours and habbits.But stuff like him having a cultural thing for hunting and he has done it since he was 10 or 11years old, swam in the guts of deer and moose alike. No I dont think that is normal stuff for male anons>I saw the pics, he was a pre-teen his body inside a mooses body cavity as he removed the last remnants of the lungs for dog treats
>>33773792>3/3 femanons said that they didn't want men to approach them.I was the 4th reply and I said I want men to approach me, though :(
>>33774069yes, basically everything I do is solo activities because then I can also do it when a hermit phase hits
>>33774047You're being harsh for no reason, midget
This is my year
>>33774057>Oh no, my dick is so big and long, I am everything that society value in a man, that make me so insecure!
>>33773997I'm there with you Ohio. I found a stray kitten's body the other day and almost burst into tearsI checked footage on my cameras to see what happened and lost it when I saw her playing with her mom just a few hours prior. Her mom is still waiting for her to come back, she waits in the same spot every day
>>33773892Jewish > the rest
>>33774082And I thought they smelled bad... on the outside...
>>33774085NTANo, she's not.
women, can you post a picture of what you imagine male anons look like in your head?men, can you post a picture of what you think femanons look like?
>>33774056I didn’t write that
>>33774086It's nearly over already. lmao
>>33774072>But I say too much for no reason.Cute!Do you remember what made you pick up that book in particular?
Men, If a coworker suggest that you ate a pogo inside her vagina, would you do it, or would you complain to HR?
>>33774083you say that out of desperation, not because you actually want to.Just like men say they want a clingy gf, or whatever because they're touch starved and desperate.
>>33774094this is how I imagine anons
>>33774094>men, can you post a picture of what you think femanons look like?I know how several femanons here look like, incl. face, but I'm not going to dox them?!
>>33774085You sound butthurt, her response was perfectly fine
>>33774094You’re supposed to eat suchi with your hands! Touching the cold fish is part of the experience.
>>33774035FI’m happy with my body, I won’t change it
>>33774094cute mp4
>>33774086I'm rooting for ya, wagmi
>>33774108is that what your boss said when she was molesting you?
>>33774100>>33773998
>>33774035MNoNo, magically changing it would take away from the journey
>>33774094>men, can you post a picture of what you think femanons look like?pornhub (d o t) com
>>33774097I was looking for english female authors and I already read Mrs Dalloway which I also liked and decided to buy another VW book. Also the place where I lived had a poor selection of books and ever worse selection of books written in English. But now I've moved to a much larger city and my reading adventures can begin anew!
>>33774106Why do you say this every time
>>33774106then post a pic of a random girl that looks similar or describe them
>>33774088but if i chose to make it longer and thicker at the expense of improving ANYthing, then it means i was really dissatisfied
>to get (You)s from men you have to be a woman and talk about yourself>to get (You)s from women you have to give women a platform to talk about themselvesclown world frfr
>>33774061I heard PKD hated Blade Runner until he watched it, at which point he asked how they managed to make the world look exactly like he imagined it in his head.Must have been a pre-screening, because he died before the movie was released. Or I heard wrong.
>>33774100>pogodon't speak canada, but yes i would if she isnt ugly
>>33774094MaleI just picture them all as Tomoko but irlMore specifically this is because of a selfie one femanon sent me once but I am not going to post it and dox her
>>33774082>"Where the fuck do you get these questions?"Did you tell him?
>>33774115There are more male ass cleavages than female breast cleavages in every single working environment
>>33774094MIf I have never seen them, I assume the women here are pale from being NEET or only going out for work, and underweight fromt he same reason.If I have seen them, I know they are pale and skinny.
>my (You)s epidemic
>>33774100Unless I was interested in her, I wouldn't do it, but also don't think I'd report her to HR
>>33774126yeah he got to watch a pre-screening but I never heard anything about him hating it he was impressed by how accurate the city was to the way he imagined it
>>33774093Yes, she was. She called him a creep and ugly all because he said some cliche line to her.
Cooking rice in beef broth is goated and gravy doesn't loose flavor when stored in the fridge, fucked up the rice to omelette ratio though and burned the bottom of the pan.I hate women like you wouldn't believe.
>>33774134You’re quite the driver
>>33774137Her reaction was perfectly reasonable.Just don't be a jerk, it's super easy for decent people.
>>33774132so you'd think women would rejoice, like men would rejoice if they saw women's bare asses, right?
>>33774123>Oh no, I am so big and muscular now, that really mean I was skinny in the past, bouhouhou
>>33774143NTAGenerally, yes.But I am sure you gonna give us the ugly fatso as a negative example now.
>>33774107i'm not "butthurt" but ill take that over "ass kiss" (you)
>>33773212Who is this?
>>33773823If I had a bf he'd be allowed to rub his dick wherever he wants whenever he wants (as long as it doesn't get us arrested for public indecency)>>33773844>women, do you want men to approach you?Yes>Do you want men you don't find attractive to come up and talk to you?He could be the total opposite of my type, but if he actually showed an interest in me I'd likely give him at least one date (barring extreme circumstances like it being some homeless dude or someone who's clearly off his schizo meds)>>33773925F. I'm not diagnosed but probably an autist. I think I have too much empathy if anything, but I suck at expressing it. >>33774101>you say that out of desperation, not because you actually want to.Idk I'd be honoured if a man approached me. Yes I'm desperate but it's because of that I'd be so appreciative, and I'm tired of Stacys whining, scaring men, and making things even worse for less attractive girls.
>>33774149Me mhmm
>>33774153I would approach you
>>33774094
>>33774137>some cliche lineUm.>>I’m the 147cm Japanese femanon>my wife, whatever other arrangements you've had with other anons are now null and void. You're mine.>>Eh what>you heard meA cliche would have been preferable to whatever retardation this is.
My toxic trait is reading stories about people dying young and feeling jealous
>>33774141Another ass kiss *sigh*You can kiss my ass too
pink nipples>
>>33774157This could go for both genders desu
>>33774147>women like seeing random men nakedthat's a new flavor of cope
>>33774155What's your thread name? We are one big family here :)
>>33774148>You're being harsh for no reason, midgetCrazy trying to gaslight and project when anyone can just scroll up. Keep seething
>>33774163it better not
>>33774160>>33774148>You have to be a cunt on 4chan and if you disagree with me I am going to play the professional victim card
>>33774157hot
>>33774158it's cliched in the sense many maleanons here pretend that some femanon is theirs.you/she on the other jumped immediately to calling him a creep and ugly. you/she could've said no thanks ffsfuck off, bitch
>>33774157damn, women really just need to exist and not be fat and would automatically be considered attractive.Crazy works.
>>33774163NTAIt could not.Stop being weird.
>>33774157/atoga/ men look like this?
>>33774177and what would you say about women who are naturally skinny and busty
>>33774157my collarbones are becoming more prominent so a bit accurate
why does everyone assume "incel" means "i hate women its your fault"is this just cause thats the definition that got popularized when schizocels started getting violent? i dont blame anyone i just hate myself and have no game lol.
>>33774136>but I never heard anything about him hating itMaybe I made that part up in my head then.
>>33774170>i use psychology speak and that means im rightcope and seethe, ass kiss
>>33774094FI think all are present.
>>33774111i like to think im slightly cuter than this, which doesnt mean much, but lifts the spirits just a lil
>>33774187Let's date!
>>33774176>it's cliched in the sense many maleanons here pretend that some femanon is theirsI think you imagined this.
Men why dont you have gf
>>33774193I'm a man, anon
>>33774198im an ugly racist chud , we've been over this already!
>>33774198I don’t form relationships with people
>>33774198I couldn't get the girls I was actually attracted to and I couldn't settle for 3 practice gfs.
>>33774191Where's my endomorph bf?
>>33774186Hot!
>>33774194No, i didn't. You're either new or you're pretending not to know because it's convenient.
>>33774201I said. Let's. Fucking. Date. Boipussy.
>>33774192are you talking about the video or the pic
>>33774186also hot
>>33774198because she left me :(
>>33774198I don't know how to stay in touch with people and make any sort of relationship
>>33774198I don't go out much and have low self-esteem
>>33774190I like how you're just repeating the same things to everyone now (like 3 or 4 diff people) instead of making a real argument.
>>33774198erectile dysfunction
Men, why don't you have a wife?
>>33774198I am short and ugly.
>>33774210hell no! I'm no one's bottom
>>33774225You are now.
>>33774216my bad, i read it in a ihatewomen-ish way
Men, why aren't you having sex?
>>33774195What the heck that profile is cute
>>33774229cock too big
>>33774195who is making these
>>33774198I'm too broken and unloveable, not worth itI feel immense guilt just having a crush kek
>>33774229Because I'm posting on 4chan
>>33774230It's a retarded male fantasy.
>>33774223>>33774229Stop please
Men, why are you single?
>>33774198>>33774213this is why. These imbeciles will meet women who want to date them but focus on fucking things like recessed chin so next day they cry huurr duurr no one wants me. Wtf
>>33774221I didn't repeat a single argument, just "kiss ass" because it's true: you're/they're white-knighting for the bitch because you/she's presumably japanese
>>33774214n-nvm
>>33774198I don't know how to talk to people. I turn girls off as soon as the get to know me a little.
>>33774237Thinking fish are funny and liking drawing is a fantasy?
>>337742291:40 and in my bed.Alone... :(
Men, why don't women give you attention, what are you doing about it?
>>33774237anon but how are femcels supposed to survive
I hope moids find a woman to love before they are 24
>>33774242NTA, you're being a weirdo about her because she's Japanese and short. Look in the mirror, my dude.
>>33774251They do give me attention, I am just terrified of intimacy so I ignore them
>>33774250damn, it's really 1:40 huh I need to go to sleep asap
>>33774259How was your day?
>>33774240This is accurate.Also no one wants me.
Ok good night evernyan
>>33774247It's a male fantasy to meet a woman who is authentically quirky instead of performatively quirky.
>>33774262Fuck off
>>33774120Alright, desu I don't know what to ask next except maybe aside from well known titles, what lesser known works did you enjoy?
>>33774263I've met several
>>33774263alright, master of moid hands
Men, why are you alone?
>>33774251>what are you doing about it?Lurk atoga. I can pretend that questions like these are interested in my answer.
>>33774255uh.a little late there.
>>33774270>le epic (You) farmingCan you please stop
>>33774255Too late.
>>33774256Kek, what??? Now, who's projecting? I just stood up to the guy because she was mean to him over nothing. I don't give a shit about her.
Women, why are you not getting fucked right now?
>>33774242>just repeating the same things... instead of making a real argumentWhere did I say you were repeating a single argument? Repeating "kiss ass" has zero substance, made by people who nothing of value to say other than their "seething".>you're/they're white-knighting for the bitch because you/she's presumably japaneseNow here's a real claim. But guess what? Jap girl didn't even make that comment. Keep seething buddy, it's funny
>>33774261stop rejecting girls who want you with recessed chins
>>33774198No money, no honey, no burger.
>>33774260rotty, how was yours?
foids, would you date a guy who had a high paying work from home job and a sleep schedule that shifts constantly? would you make him tasty soup after a brutal work week?
Facebook asking me for a video selfie lol. GARGLE MY NUTS FAGGOTS
>>33774280i dont believe in fucking
>>33774280don't wanna
>>33774138First you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the burger
>>33774242I stopped replying to you, because you are honestly not worth the time.You are one of those "if I assume everybody else is a bad person, it is ok for me to be bad" type.You're a lost cause.
>>33774089Poor thing hardly stood a chance. :( I always think about this orange kitten I found abandoned at the university. I was gonna ask my grandpa to take it in, but two women came by and asked if they could have it. I wonder if it was okay.We can’t save all of them, as much as we want to. All the more reason to do whatever we can to improve their little lives.
>>33774280Men are Stacy-only so they don't wanna fuck me
>>33774287yeah but i hope he's not someone that relies on having a high paying job to think that he's attractive
>>33774240they want what they call “10/10s”
>>33773899FI got boneless fish fillets from my dad which he caught earlier.I put them trough my blender, made minced fish paste, then rolled them into balls and breaded them. making fish nuggets.I also tried to make sweet potato fries to go with them, but they ended up a bit soggy.For sauce I just made a garlic/basil flavoured sourcream.The fish nuggies were really good, but I couldnt do the sweet potato fries right.But there is always a next time!
>>33774266Eh honestly only started getting into reading last year. Read Faust, 1984, the stranger, catcher in the rye, dr jekyl and my hyde and the two vw books. Have Frankenstein Moby Dick and The Old curiosity shop waiting to be read. Haven't gotten to the point of reading lesser known titles. I'd ask you a question now but I have to sleep if I want to get up early in the morning for some stuff I have to deal with. It was nice talking to you! Good night and ly<3
>>33774279If you want him, you can have him. Ask for his Discord, take him as yours.
>>33774282No, I need to be attracted to her or there is no point.
>>33774285I got some basic groceries and basically just ate bread, salami and a dip I made on the weekend.Got a game I've been playing recently and it has me obsessed today too.Why was your day rotty?
>>33774287I wouldn't mind a chaotic schedule but it would be much easier if I didn't have to stick to a strict one either, so I could flexibly adapt to yours. If I have to be up at 6am and you're showering and roaming around the kitchen until 4am, it might get draining. Soup is np.
>>33774303were it up to me, i'd rather not discuss financials deeply. feel like the image of never giving a shit about money is better than identifying with some income bracket and idk buying designer clothes or something
>>33774299all cute nice girls are stacies. download an app and they will
>>33774281You said repeating the same things, I said I didn't repeat a single argument, so it's understood that I consider what I said as arguments, you fucking moron.Second, whether she did say it or not, it doesn't matter. Others clearly believe she did, as proven by commenters telling her she told him off and then telling me she said nothing wrong. Meaning, yes, they're white knighting for her.Keep being an asswipe.
Men, have you ever approached a woman?
>>33774287A guy with a high-paying work from home job is my dream. I wanna quietly enter his office with a warm, homecooked meal and a coffee and leave it on his desk then giving him a kiss and telling him good luck and I love him before leaving. Alternatively blowing him under his desk while he works.
>>33774309what game? because I didn't feel like doing anything, in fact, I wish I could just stay in bed forever rn ok, I'm going to sleep now, gn
>>33774321Yes.
>>33774280It's dangerous and doesn't feel good
>>33774314oh hell yeah you could have whatever schedule you want as long as we still find time to spend together where we aren't both dead inside lmao>soup is npyou're an angel!!
>>33774321No. Should I?
>>33774274nope, lonely touch starved virgins will keep replying to me out of desperation and need for attention.This is how I imagine OnlyFans models feel when they take money from those same guys.
>>33774307As I hope Japanese midget gives her discord to one of the simps
>>33774317People tend to think I'm cute and nice online when they can't see my face. It has nothing to do with being Stacy or not, but people are shallow and don't care to notice that.
>>33774148>>33774085I'm having a deja vu moment because this happened on /atoga/ before. Femanon says some lame insult to a guy and the simps all reply to her with some equivalent of "omgzz u totez owned dat creep queen pls like me ;_;". It's pathetic.
anons, i saw these two posted on atoga and i'm going to ship them, what do you think of it?
>>33774323Blue Prince. Primarily a puzzle games and it has me kind of obsessed, taking notes.Let's stay in bed together forever!Good night, I'm going too. Hopefully tomorrow will be less rotty for you.
>>33774322>Alternatively blowing him under his desk while he works.you would NOT believe how much i hear this being brought up independently. why are you all obsessed with blowing me while i work lmao
men, dick size? body count? Have you ever had sex?
>>33774315normal people are okay just knowing that you're both stable
>>33774335Who?
>>33774296I don't trust herd mentality, and definitely when it's fat yellow fever crazed neckbeards white knighting for petite japanese girl You can be a sheep all you want, don't count me in and don't count on me ;)
>>33774338No. 0. No.
>>3377433820cm, 1, yes
>>33774335both your gf/bf would cheat on you with either of picrel btw
>>33774326That actually sounds pretty comfy. I like to let the days bleed into each other and live acyclical but usually the requirements of adult life aren't very conducive to that. What soup tho?
>>33774240You know you can just get jaw surgery, right?
men, height? How is your relationship with your parents? Do you get attention from women? Do you give women attention?
Gender Do you have ships?
>>33774341>You can be a sheep all you want, don't count me in and don't count on me ;)Are you like a 14 year old emo boy?This is the most cringe thing I have read in ages on here.
>>33774340i have no idea who they are or if they even exist
>>33774336I'd have to look that up, never heard of it I wish... I'm in a real rotmode lolsleep well
Women, how did you feel when your father called to BRING IN THAT FLOATING FAT MAN?
men what does your ideal gf look like
>>33774342omg shutup kek
>>33774337nta but because it's convenient and fun to have your bf work from home so you can bother and molest him whilst he has to act decent in a meeting
>>33774339i have a very strange relationship with money. took a long time before i ever got my own income, and by that point my ENTIRE life was organized around having nothing and now i have a bunch of money just accumulating, i look impoverished and my place destitute just because i dont really care and am fine with bare minimum. idk i think i died a few decades ago but kept going anyway
>>33774344that is the trashiest statement i have ever heard. have the heart to say no? maybe chat up your person and tell them how special they are? duh
>>33774353aroused
Shit is so depressing
gender, favorite article of clothing on the opposite gender
>>33774362what is it now?
>>33774344Men will cheat with anyone and anything that gives them a chance, doesn't have to be an attractive woman
>>33774359i feel you but i got better in time, hope it gets like that for you too anon
gender, favorite body part on opposite gender
>>33774363fbalaclava
>>33774365Ok I’ll fuck off instead
these (You) farms were a wise investment, I'm getting a decent return on (You)s this season. I might diversify my portfolio in the near future
>>33774369Marms and hands
>>33774354Every time this question is asked I have the urge to post her, but she wouldn't like that so I won't.
>>33774369fmouth
>>33774369Male, the spine. I like women with big strong spines.
>>33774369MHands and eyes.Voice, if you can count that.
>>33774369MAss
>>33774375wtf just describe traits in an ideal gf
>>33774345i sleep very little (4 to 5hrs naturally) so its very easy for my schedule to get a little slidey. especially ever since i my cat passed, that REALLY destabilized my life schedule. i dont have any adult obligations really so i can live an extremely strange life so long as i have semi regular internet access>what souphonestly its nothing crazy but just a fat bowl of like chicken soup? with thick noodles? i am a simple and easy to please boy
>>33774363m, thigh high socks
>>33774371pms?
>>33771995looks tasty to me
men, have you considered not being so miserable and pathetic?Women, how's your day going? :)
Kek now I see why the femanons were so impressed by that one anon offering his contact to the Japanese femanon and taking rejection graciouslyI thought they were being weirdly positive for no reason but compared to this? God damn!
>>33774363F.I love vests on men.Softshell or padded.But the best is like you wear a suit without a jacket, a shirt of a colour that fits you and a suit vest over that and goddamn its dreamy>>33774369Shoulders
>>33774387wait sorry i was out of the loop, i had to sleep, fill me in on atoga drama you guys are the closest thing i have to coworkers!!
>>33774382>dont have any adult obligations really so i can live an extremely strange life so long as i have semi regular internet accessthis honestly sounds like the dream, lolgood for you >fat bowl of like chicken soup? with thick noodles?that can be arranged
F>>33774363Maybe kneepads>>33774369The lateral part of their backs
>>337743485'7", I am a disappointment to my parents and my parents are a disappointment to me. I am friends with women and I will only ever be friends with women, nothing more.
>>33774369neck or feet>>33774363sweats or boxer briefs
>>33774335Based I love shipping
Women, how does it feel to know that most men are only talking to you, not because they find you interesting, but because they're starved for female attention irl and are supplementing it online?Men, how does it feel knowing that because of supply and demand, you're value in the dating market is basically worthless?
>>33774369F. Dick on a bf, arms on guys in general.
>>33774381Wouldn't do her justice. No matter how I could describe her, somebody else could perfectly fit that description and still be nowhere near as beautiful.
>>33774396A fellow female footfag in my atoga???
>>33774387Nooooo you don't understand, you're a sheep if you don't appreciate how funny and clever and charismatic Anon was today. You don't want to be a sheep, do you???
>>33774287depends. what kind of work do you do?
>>33774369FShoulders/and or/ ass>>33774388Based
Women, did anything interesting happen this week that you'd want to talk about, that might be too mundane to mention to anyone irl, but might interest anons here?
>>33774386>have you considered not being so miserable and pathetic?Yes. But I'm too miserable and pathetic to fix it.
Me? I lick salt.
>>337743485'7my relationship with my parents is strained, oddly enough I do get attention from women, don't know why and I have a female friend I don't know if that counts as giving women attention, don't really talk to her all that often though
>>33774398it's fine by me, we're all here for a reason and it's not because we are all such functional and sane people irl so it feels like we're in this together and it's some sort of codependent but symbiotic bond
>>33774400bro likes someone unattainable
>>33774398M, idk about this, I frequent a cafe in my neighborhood (think a Central Perk, Cheers type of space) where most of the staff and other clientele are women so I'm not starved for opportunities to talk to women as people. Opportunities for flirtation and sex are few and far between but not absent. I think most guys here who are starved for attention are just suffering from being in a bad location, like not having moved out of their parents' house in rural Kentucky where they might not have a huge pool of other people incl. women to engage with.
>>33774390Look at the sperging out over a Japanese femanon just aboveBy comparison, “wanna swap contacts? no? okay have a good night” might as well be typed in gold
>>33774318>you fucking moron.Lotta projection here, kek. See below>You said repeating the same things,vs>I said I didn't repeat a single argument, so it's understood that I consider what I said as [sic] argumentsYes, and my response >>33774281 is me saying that you're making 0 real argument with substance. My claim is that you're making zero argument in those responses, christ you need to read more.>Meaning, yes, they're white knighting for her.Lol, are you white knighting for the other guy then? You're leaning towards hypocrisy now. Again, zero argument is helping your cause.Do seethe on
Women, what does it feel like to have anatomical features that everyone would like to seeMen, how does it feel to have people rather you hide your body than show it?
>>33774400Okay but tell us anyway
>>33774406I developed a crick in my neck this week. Like when I walk I hear a clicking sound at the base of my skull. It's been bugging me just because I worry it means my posture is shit or something.
>>33774369Wait wait almost forgot >>33774405 Back as well, if it tapers up wide over the waist
>>33774411Mhm. The question was about ideal gf, wasn't it.
>>33774391>that can be arrangedsweetheart!!!>this honestly sounds like the dream, lol>good for youthanks, not to brag but it is really great and i'm proud for getting here, the journey has been crazy. in summer of 2022, i was neet trapped in a dying household with parents succumbing to their drug addictions, no education, no proper work history, now i'm a top guy in a nascent industry, very very close to having a position where i'm actually helping drive its development. life is fuckin crazy x_x
>>33774415You accidentally capitalized men
>>33774415F. Nobody wants to see some of my body parts. Some of them are pretty uggo.
>>33774415I think that's called being a heterosexual male
>>33774350Come on, altering the meaning of the phrase of "counting sheep"? It was a good one, I'll give that to myself :p You're a bit jelly
women, does having a penis in your vagina even feel good at all?I keep hearing that it's very mid and that the clit is where it's at.Might as well not use my dick at all if that's the case.>inb4 it feels nice bc of emotional connectioncould always just use a dildo instead
>>33774406I learned a lot about music making and how to use DAWs. It was great because it kept me occupied with something positive and creative. Oh and I had some insights about myself that felt significant. What about you?
GendersDo you know the difference between jealousy and envy?
>>33774306I love Catcher in the Rye. Good night anon, I hope great things are lining up for you tomorrow <3
>>33774363FI like men in suits>>33774369I like big bellies on guys
Jerking off is gay. You’re literally touching a man’s penis.
>>33774430>pleeease call me cool uwu owoI can see why it bothered you so much when you got called a creep. Sorry, I mean when he got called a creep. Totally not you.
>>33774433I've been fucking around in Ableton for over 10 years now.I unironically know more about music production and sound design than like 90% of people that make music. And yet I can't bring myself to finish a track.The only things I ever finished were classical/Jazz compositions that weren't even DAW related, I just sat in front of the piano and vibed.If you have production questions that you want spoonfed, feel free to ask.
>>33774431I'm a virgin but all i understood is that big dick can hurt and that it's more about the movement when it comes to penetration
Can North Korea save the world from Israel?
>>33774441fine get me a woman to jerk me off so I don't have to touch it then
>>33774422thats actually impressive, congrats on achieving something like that, I'm sure it wasn't easy I hope your parents are proud of you and you indulge yourself every now and then
>>33774435MIIRC envy is when you want something that someone else has and jealousy is when you don't want someone else to have something you have. Although commonly they are used interchangeably.
GenderHow often have you had suicidal thoughts?
>>33774445>I have no experience whatsoever, but I'll answer anyway...thanks anon
/atoga/, how’s the weather where you are? We’ve got a torrential downpour here and it sucks.
>>33774441To not even mention wiping my ass.
>>33774454every time I visit this thread and hear women talk about men
>>33774455Sometimes i do that if i sense that not a lot of people are going to reply, feel free to ignore
>>33774451thank you, i'm sure my parents are proud but they've never been super involved (which is honestly fornthe best lmao). bless you anon you're very nice, at least whenever i date someone i'll have a lot of money to fuck around with for em
>>33774458This but unironically
>>33774454MCountless times. I'm having a period where they're flaring up more and more again.
>>33774454Any time i see men with thick smooth thighs and nice blood circulation
>>33774454M, I think twice in my life.
>>33774454mi don't. but i do have this indifference to my existence, and i suppose my brain-melting plan is a bit suicide adjacent, or perhaps egocide would be a better word
>>33774456Grey cold and rainy.
>>33774452Correct!
>>33774431F.I will try my best to explain it.>I will most likely fail miserablySex is a state of mind for me. Its about being close, giving and receiving pleasure.Sure piv feels good. But its a more mental thing than the physical interaction.To me there is little difference between sucking, anal or vaginal stuff. I do it out of love, its my aim to please and the pleasure of my partner is very much of a turn on.I require many things to actually climax, and my thing is to have something in my ass and vagina simultaneously, if clit or nipple stimulation is added it works even better.I dont do it to climax. I do it to be loved, held, petted, appreciated.Not once have I been upset about not climaxing. I am just happy there was sexAnd most likely I am different than most girls in this. it doesnt matter. The whole thing is about finding out about your partner when you get there, and talking is the best way to find out.
>>33774443ha! would you look at that, it's honestly very new for me and feels a bit overwhelming but also fascinating and exciting I've just downloaded ardour because it's free and I think it's more than enough to dabble in it for now>just sat in front of the piano and vibedyeah, that makes sense, I like to do that too, I feel like music making should ideally come from this place of playful intuition i don't think i'll ever end up making whole songs just on the screen, that sounds grueling but I'd like to play around with recording voice and piano and just the freedom to create something exactly how you want it to be is lots of fun I'll come back to you if I ever need pro tips heh
>>33774461>for the bestyeah probably, from the sound of it unfortunate but what can one dowhat's something you spent money on for yourself when you first got into that position?
>>33774469might as well just cuddle at that point.
Women, will any of you mouth-rape my pee pee?
>>33774414>is me saying that you're making 0 real argument with substanceYes, you didn't say I'm repeating arguments, you said repeating "kiss ass", I said I didn't repeat a single argument, how hard is this for you to understand you fucking retard? Yes, they are. My claim is they're white knighting BECAUSE she's Japanese. Whereas I have no reason to "white knight" for him. And "white knight" isn't used for defending men. You'e not smart.
>>33774398>Women, how does it feel to know that most men are only talking to you, not because they find you interesting, but because they're starved for female attention irl and are supplementing it online?I mean, I'm only talking to you guys because I'm starved for male attention irl and I'm supplementing it online, so I can't judge. >>33774415I'm a woman but people would rather I hide my body than show it :(>>33774454F, they come and go but ultimately I still have copium things will get better. If I'm still single and childless by 35 though, then I'll seriously consider it.
Strange how women haven’t felt suicidal, makes you wonder
>>33774477I'm thigh anon but i got over it, really terrible time of my life and i just assume a lot of non-normies did anyway
>>33774442It was a joke. Just like that anon 100% didn't actually mean to ask for her hand in marriage. Loosen up, cunt.
>>33774477Literally the post right before yours.
>>33774454fit comes and goes, usually there'll be a phase every year but it's not an option so I simply try to not feed it by ignoring it as good as possible
Loosen up, cunt
At what age do you have to force yourself to be a Dom as a man?
>>33774480>thigh anon Am I supposed to know what this means
>>33774481He didn't ask for her hand. He should have asked for her hand. It would have been less cringe than what he did.
>>33774454Meveryday since I was 7 I wish I was joking
>>33774488I thought you read the replies my bad >>33774464
>>33774415NAF/NAW, I wish everyone longed to see and play with my penis.
>>33774491Oh, cool
>>33774490Go the fuck to bed QT.
Value has nothing to do with money. Mostly attention, time, dedication and effort. Just fyi. You moids take everything so literal.
>>33774489See >>33774486
How do you break up with a girl but without telling her the truth so she doesnt lie about all her red flags to the next guy
>>33774472>unfortunate but what can one dosolicit approval from anonymous strangers on the internet :P>what's something you spent money on for yourself when you first got into that position?well i am really super into solo gamedev, i basically look at my job as a way to fund my 'real job' but that was before i started really making progress in the industry. i think the only two real things i've gotten fir myself was a screened drawing tablet and the animal crossing switch, that was like a month or two after i got the job. i lost my place back in december and have been back with my parents since (blegh) but i am gonna be relocating to a city i've been thinking of doing for maybe a half decade, and i really hope (once i'm there) to turn my place into a half home half schizo studio that i can work my projects endlessly in (and sometimes it'll be snowy outside ;_;)
>>33774500say you are gay
>>33774400tell us anon
>>33774035I'm not exactly happy but not severely unhappy about it that I can't fix things in a year progress. So it's not really worth the magic on me. He can have a freebie, I'll like whatever he wants.
>>33774500what an insane questionjust tell her the truth you fucking mongoloid
>>33774490Me too
>>33774354Clean/showered, comfy looking, huggable, carryable in my mind, cutesy, skin showing clothes. Long hair I prefer over short, but short can be good if done well. Shorter girls with A-D looks nice, for taller girls at least B or C. Not too sure about these letters.Healthy weight/not obese to me would be like skinny to chubbier. Average woman height is like 5'4" and 24BMI is 140 lbs. I looked it up on https://height-weight-chart.com. For 5'4", I do actually think up to 170 can be very cute (scroll to the bottom for her video).
>>33774496I wonder why that is? Lack of ability to admit faults?>>33774500Don’t lie. Be honest.
I just want to have sex in a cute glow in the dark ghost cosplay
>>33774510This anon seems nicely heterosexual
>>33774513FI imagined anon naked in a see trough plastic sheet with a glowstick rubberbanded on his dick
>>33774513i wonder how distracting glow in the dark tattoos would be while fucking, if i got them. hmm.
>>33774470>i don't think i'll ever end up making whole songs just on the screennot to spoil the fun, but that'll be at least 80% of what you'll be doing. Until you figure out how to optimize workflow that is. I'll let you enjoy your Dunning-Kruger moments, I think those are important, just don't get discouraged when you don't get to always just jam out.Otherwise just enjoy, it's really not as overwhelming as it seems once you wrap your head around it. If you want unsolicited direction that I wish I had when I started I'd tell you to look into EQing/Filters, wave shaping, and compression. Just focusing on getting those down first, will build a really solid foundation and make your life infinitely easier in the long run.Though experimentation is HIGHLY encouraged and expected at a certain point, but for now just play around and have fun.
>>33774510What skin color?
>>33774502>solicit approval from anonymous strangers on the internet solid method, kek >really super into solo gamedevoh, it's you :Pare you working on a dev project rn? I think I've saw you post about buying the switch, or maybe that was someone else that got it too why did you move back instead of getting a new place? was it unexpected that you had to move out of the old place or have you just not found the right place to move to yet?
Yeah, cool man, haha yeah damn, that a fact? No way man, ain’t no fuckin way
>>33774508>telling the truth in a breakupYeah tell the abuser what their mistakes were so that they hide them and the next person suffers, right.
>>33774522>What Skin Color?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82aFdOTDgoU
>>33774495this is like the 10th time one of you calls me QT I have no idea who that is>>33774509did you have shitty parents too?
>>33774520>EQing/Filters, wave shaping, and compressionduly notedyesterday I downloaded a whole bunch of plugins that I have no idea what they all are for but I had fun trying them out and playing with the buttons :3 I have a suspicion that I won't ever be the kind of person to be systematic about this, I'll just fuck around and find out until I can do the things I want to do also, I have to say, altering pitch is funny af do you still actively make music or are you in a different phase rn?
>>33774534Nta i listen to few songs of that artist huh
>>33774532spit it out
>>33774535>shitty parentsYeah man, but a lot of the damage was done by an older sibling. Did all that molesting and physical shit. What happened to you?
>>33774533I am autistical and could use constructive criticism from failing relationship partners
>>33774475>Yes, you didn't say I'm repeating arguments, >you said repeating "kiss ass",>I said I didn't repeat a single argumentJesus, do scroll up and point out, where do I ever contradict otherwise?>>33774318>You said repe... you fucking moron.>>33774475>Yes, you di... you fucking retard.What do you believe I'm misconstruing? Say it plain and simple. Show me where. >Whereas I have no reason to "white knight" for him. And "white knight" isn't used for defending men. Define white knighting.>My claim is they're white knighting BECAUSE she's JapaneseProve it. All you've done is seethe, again, with 0 real argument given. You can spout out "the earth is flat, the earth is flat" all you want, but 0 argument is being given otherwise.You're quite dumb. It's very easy to point all your flaws.
why do women online and occasionally in real life complain about unsolicited dick pics even from people they matched with. Like I get it if its from some random number but if you matched on tinder presumply you think he's attractive so whats the big dealAs an aside what is your ideal penis, length, width, shape, do you prefer a head thats bigger than the rest of the body, other way around, or largely uniform, cut or uncut.
>>33774482lol
>>33774500Be honest.
>be me 2018>become friends with guy over game>we become friends >regularly play DayZ together up until 2023>I meet a woman who is now my fiancé>we move in together >awful internet >explain to friend>friend understands>~6 months ago we finally get good internet>keep hitting up friend to hang out and play together >”soon!!”>soon never comes>friend and I all but stop talking but stop talking aside from sending a maximum of about 3-5 snapchats a day, but typically we exchange 1 each. (He just never checks more than that)>so essentially our relationship has devolved to just snapping, and never talking or playing games>within the past 6 months since getting good internet, we’ve talked for maybe 2 1/2 hours total. >2 of which were within the past 24 hoursI feel bad because I don’t wanna lose one of the last friends I have left to play games with.However I feel like it’s all but pointless at this point to hold on.At this point, I don’t know if he’s avoiding me or what. He did talk to me for like 10 minutes on my birthday back in July, so there’s that. Idk. It’s weird man. I feel like a girl that’s getting mixed signals. (We’re heterosexual guys btw)What’s going on and what would you do if you were in my shoes?
>>33774500Tell her you’re gay Or be “honest” and lie by omission by making yourself out as being bored or depressed
Why shouldn't I give my money to cute onlyfans girls?
>>33774526>oh, it's you :Pwhat's this? my favorite femanon, celebrating my victories with me unknowingly? my briefcase full of (You)s ought to put a stop to this!>are you working on a dev project rn?oh yeah! i'm writing a customized engine/renderer to try and give my projects a technically-coherent style. its not very far along, but i have SO many game ideas, i am 29 now and i've been doin gamedev stuff since i was about 10>why did you move back instead of getting a new place? was it unexpected that you had to move out of the old place or have you just not found the right place to move to yet?yes, at first it was supposed to be a temporary situation, weeks turned to months turned to quarters. i'm still not even sure what the situation is. it was an arrangement with a friend, wasnt formal and it was extremely kind to me (basically just let me stay there so long as i covered my own costs and chipped in wherever). that wasn't me with the switch here btw, or i cant imagine it was, i got that in april '23. unless i maybe did post about it then? i hope you've had a good day btw!
AnonsTell us all about your trauma.
Why do the characters in anime and manga so often expose their bare feet? Is it so that readers will masturbate?
>>33774542>You can spout out "the earth is flat, the earth is flat" all you want,This is literally what you did, fucktard. All you've been doing is say you've given 0 arguments or I'm not white knighting because then you're white knighting... KEK Kys sooner than later.
How do I prove a co-worker is attracted to old women? I swear he tries to become friends with every 40+ year old woamn he sees but I can’t prove that he loves middle aged and old ladies fully
>>33774456It’s wonderful actually :) sun, partly cloudy, a little cold
>>33774565Why do you care, exactly?
>>33774559No thanks
>>33774559Nu uh
>>33774280bluuurdgoodnight everyone
>>33774280he is washing dishes
Both genders. Average woman height is 5ft 4 and the average male height is 5ft 9. From >https://height-weight-chart.comwhat is your acceptable weight range?
>>33774557permanent aura damage
>>33774571Look who it is
>>33774554ask him to start experiment sexually with you, even if its just frotting and making out, I'm sure your wife would be okay with it they like gay stuff
>>33774565what a nosy little bitch
>>33774522Pale... green
>>33774537>I have to say, altering pitch is funny afHow I wish I could go back to the days of making my synth go wauoauoauoauoaieauiewaiewau and thinking it was the coolest thing ever. Although doing that still has a surprising amount of use cases for how gimmicky it is. Keep fucking around, that's how I made my best synth patches, by just being silly with it until I accidentally stumbled upon something that sounded cool.>do you still actively make music or are you in a different phase rn?yeah, it's just that I've been at it for so long that I have set standards for myself. Because I'm way past the point where there are things I need to look up guides for and I'm on my own in terms of creative decision making and no real template to use as a reference point, so just make something that no one has ever heard before basically. Getting there though, I've been happy with my stuff recently.You play instruments? You mentioned piano and voice? Are you classically trained?
>>33774557You should pay real hookers instead
>>33774559I never went to highschool
>>33774559i think the root of my attachment trauma comes from my mom using my as a young child to manipulate my dad, think she weaponized access to me. my dad is the only one that's spend time with me, really, so i bet my earliest memories are probably pretty frenzied. i don't know this for a fact but it's 100% how my mom would act, and my grandmother said it was likely. i always grew up terrified of being left behind, like at stored and stuff. even now, if someone leaves a house i'm at and they're gone too long, i get antsy.
Anons Tell us about your aura.
>>33774564Ah, also, you said "where did I say you were repeating a single argument"? in response to me saying "I didn't repeat a single argument"AS IF I SAID YOU TOLD ME I WAS REPEATING ARGUMENTS, but I didn't.
>>33774558whats the vision for the current game project? >since i was about 10cute, what got you interested in it? >weeks turned to months turned to quartersI mean, if the situation works, there's no rush to get out of itthis way you can take your time to see where life pulls you, do you already have an idea where you'll want to go when you do move out? you said somewhere snowy, so I'll guess you have a general direction >april 23hm, I don't think it was that long ago, must have been someone else
>>33774559My uncle molested me when I was very young whenever he was left alone with me, and he eventually raped me. After the second time, and after my dad ignored me telling him, I told a teacher at school and she helped me.
>>33774540shitty parents (they were neglecful) and brother plus I was bullied a lot and my bullies would molest me I was already uncomfortable with being touched because of my dad and they made it worse
>>33774590m or f
>>33774567I want to warn people about it but I don’t want HR getting mad at me over it if I can’t prove what I’m warning about >>33774577I want people to know about how weird his preferences in women are
>>33774585It dries every pussy in a 50 meters radius
>>33774582I'm too scared of women to even hire an escort
>>33774542Btw, moron, I'll go to sleep shortly after. So enjoy being unemployed on your own accord.
>>33774591Really fucking awful, sorry you went through that. How old are you? > uncomfortable with being touched because of my dadI know this feeling, mine would tickle my ribs and sides, ruined those areas. Where’s yours? All of it?
>>33774596why? you love to gossip like a little low t bitch? you might as well transition at this point
>>33774564Once again! Zero argument. Basic projection and gaslighting is all you got in your bag? Should've studied in class to learn how to make a real argument and to criticize logic. By the way, there was at least 2 classes whose main focus was that and you clearly did poorly in both.It's always fun to see stupid people hit a wall and seethe.
>>33774595F.
>>33774559Must we? Isn't that just gonna make the thread more sad than it needs to be?
>>33774598That's good you can face your fears, get laid and help her pay for her children college tuition
>>33774601There’s nothing wrong with gossip, especially with people like him who want to make out with old ladies
>>33774603whats your relationship with your dad like now
>>33774604In your case, I’m pretty sure we’d all be laughing
How do you reply to a friend that tells you that she wishes to see you getting fucked? Not in an insulting way
>>33774559multiple near death experiences before age 10, and then just normal parental neglect after that
>>33774606sure, there's nothing wrong with gossip if you're a woman, but if you were, you wouldn't be asking women's advice on how to gossip. go take your estrogen pills
>>33774609are you male? is she into anime/yaoi
>>33774600the thing is that I was afraid of my dad because he was drunk and scary all the time so of course I avoided him at all cost but sometimes he would force me to be with him and that honestly felt like being force to be with a stranger so him hugging me and touching my leg (which I'm sure it's inappropriate) made me incredibly uncomfortable. he would also make inappropriate remarks oh and I'm 26, how old are you?
>>33774602>projection and gaslightingProceeds to presents 0 arguments and to ramble about classes whose main focus blah blah blah kek
Men, why do you participate in mutual gooning, scat play, and water sports with your sister-in-law?
>>33774597I need you within 50 meters of me for about three to 5 days.I have legit rubbed myself raw last weekend, and for some reason because things are a bit chafed in there I am moist as hell, and it doesnt help at all, because I also shaved when drunk and the hair follicles are going full zit mode now.I've been going commando in a dress for two days but I need your aura to save me.
>>33774612No and no
>>33774609"and I want to see you suck my cock"
>>33774617is she a lesbian
>>33774615I don't do that. ur pissing me off...
I look good head on but my side profile is vomit inducing
>>33774559Parents had violent separation when I was 2 or 3, don’t remember really. Lots of violence, my mom physically attacking my dad, my dad belittling and gaslighting my mom and whipping her into a frenzy. I apparently was in the car with my mom when she tried to run him over, and I remember my dad mocking my mom over the phone saying she’ll never see her son again. Lots of good stuff, the usual bullying and lack of fitting in, no stable home life, SA, drug use.
>>33774581>making my synth go wauoauoauoauoaieauiewaiewau and thinking it was the coolest thing everbut it really is, heh i also had fun reversing regions very demonic, peak moment >keep fucking around >just being silly with it mhm, thats the plan >I've been happy with my stuff recently.very nice, what are you working on recently? what genres are you drawn to most? >classically trainedeh, kinda but not really I had piano lessons since kindergarten, for like 15 years but I've always just played for my own enjoyment and i've sang in a choir for a while, so i got a bit of vocal training but nothing to write home about i'm not really trying to make music to put up anywhere or so, just for my own enjoyment basically, so i don't worry about how perfect or professional it turns out i've dabbled in lots of other instruments too, harp, guitar, violin, flute, but i think my brain has been etched with piano mode now and nothing can compare although i keep feeling tempted to improve my guitar skillswhat about you? you mentioned the piano too
women, why do you participate in bestiality, gang bangs, and bdsm with your dogs?
>>33774619Absolutely not but she would just do bi-curious things for men if they are light enough
>>33774585it has a halftime of about 12 weeks
How many magic pts does it take to cast a level necromancer spell?
>>33774624no one cares, go fuck chad
>>33774625does she want to see you get fucked by your bf or just in general
>>33774616I see, that seems like a job for the repellent-man I am working on the name
>>33774624am not doing that weirdo
>>33774588>AS IF I SAID YOU TOLD ME I WAS REPEATING ARGUMENTSSee >>33774414. I already said there that >>33774281 (You) is me saying that you're making 0 real argument with substance. My claim is that you're making zero argument in those responses, christ you need to read more.I never said you were repeating arguments. You were making NO arguments. Fucking hell man. This is like some stupid Who's On First irl with an actual retard. >...UMENTS, but I didn't.Yes, again, see above, "I never said you were repeating arguments. You wer..."How do you live being this stupid? Seriously. This isn't even including the whole bashing that the other anons were doing to you. This is just your responses to me. Utterly stupid responses. An actual intelligent person could've easily faked it, even if the argument was flawed from the start. They could've prolonged it way further than you could have, whereas you barely went past the starting line.
>>33774613That sounds really awful. I was lucky in that my dad wasn’t too physical after he got a wife when I was 7. Which is weird, I never actually thought about these things in retrospect. There’s been some weirdness around my dad that I don’t like thinking about, like how his (ex) wife called him a sexual predator in her affidavit. Your dad ever face any of that? I ask because I wondered if Justice would’ve provided some catharsis for me before I gave up on not feeling numb >ageI’m 28. 26 still has time
>>33774621I am the opposite how interesting
At what age did you start having sex with your mum?
Women, if you and your guy friend used to play show me your genitals when you were 6yo, would you want to find him to play again, 18 years later?
>>33774629I was hoping for simple answers to make me not feel weird about it, but i'm a virgin and she knows about it well
>>33774554I'm sorry, Anon, but I hope you learned a valuable lesson:Play turn-based games when you can't play real-time games.
>>33774559honestly, I was a bratty beast, I think I deserved it, lol
>>33774642???
>>33774599>I'll go to sleep shortly afterLol, cowardly>enjoy being unemployed on your own accord.??? Do tell me where I ever claimed I lost my job? Don't know where you're getting this idea from, but just on a guess, you know it's nighttime for people right? Give your reasoning before I call you dumb again, cause if it was for that reason, that'd be dumb as hell.But then again, it does sort of sound like projection...
State gender. When did you first find out that you were a rape baby, and that you weren't produced through consensual sexual behaviour?
womenhave you ever tried to seduce a guy? please tell us how it went if so.
>>33774639why are you a virginmaybe she's lesbian lite, why don't you try experimenting with her it could give you good practice
Anons, how do you feel about themovie wicked?
WomenWhat do you think a VERY insecure guy should do?
>>33774644some head strong kids don't listen to anything but a good whooping and I was one of those
>>33774607It's functional.
>>33774649When my dad told me that my mom tricked him into having me to baby trap him
>>33774634> There’s been some weirdness around my dad that I don’t like thinking about, like how his (ex) wife called him a sexual predator in her affidavit.that's pretty weird! is he still married to his second wife? or did she left him too?>Your dad ever face any of that? not as far as I know honestly I don't know anything about my parents like yeah they lived with me but like I said they were very neglectful we barely talked oh yeah also my dad would never let me go outside so I grew up alone in my room so I have no social skills, well I've been getting better at socializing but man being an adult with no social skills is harder than I thought>I’m 28. 26 still has timetime for what?
>>33774541You are assuming this is a breakup over bad communication or shit like disagreeing about wanting kids.There is no constructive criticism possible here and honesty would just be hurtful.
>>33774656how were you molested/raped was it just touching or more
>>33774650Yes, plenty of times. Usually, if we weren't already dating, it went poorly. I just suck at innuendo.
>>33774651Because i didn't look for someone to get serious withHell no but even if i know it's stupid, whenever i think about having sex i imagine her going like "ha gotcha"
>>33774614I already presented all the evidence in greentexts. As mentioned before, you clearly are a shitty reader. You don't seem to know what words like gaslighting or white knighting are.
>>33774661Molestation is touching, rape is penetration. The technical terms is all I want to share on this aspect of it.
>>33774650do you mean like having a crush on a guy and trying to get his attention? yeah, absolutely so far it always worked out, so my methods can't be that bad
this thread sucks tonight can someone ban entj again
>>33774614Oh before you leave, tell me. Are you the guy who bashes on myao too?
>>33774650I fail everytime because I don’t know how to seduce nor flirt I treat them like fucking platonic friends and shit because Im scared of being sexy or seductive or having them realize i like them. Fuck my life I gave up dating years ago because of this
>>33774666if your not going to get serious with a guy then why not just offer your body up to a cute guy just to see what its like, maybe your friend is just worried your missing outwhy are you so opposed to the lesbian thing
>>33774653what are you insecure about?
>>33774623>very nice, what are you working on recently? what genres are you drawn to most?I think Charles Mingus is the best musician, period. Aphex Twin is not too far behind. I really like the Hotline Miami OST and Lorn's soundscapes. Whatever a mix of those would sound like + my own ideas, which I'm now pushing myself to bring into the forefront is what I strive for my music to be. Not to put out either, just for myself.>so i got a bit of vocal training but nothing to write home about Is it difficult to learn, I've got roommates so I never bothered with it, but it seems pretty practical when you're just humming melodies to yourself.>etched with piano mode now and nothing can compare superior instrument, simple as. I really want to learn trumpet though, but I fear at 24 I'm basically retirement home age.>for like 15 yearssame. 15 years straight? Or on and off? And since kindergarten is crazy too, I wish I started that young. What's your reportoire? What do you usually like to play? What do you want to produce?
>>33774571Peace!>>33774621Why does your side profile suck?
I don't understand why Edgerunners was so popular. It was an incoherent mess.
i miss qt having drunk crashouts where did he go
>>33774633Alright, mother fucker: explain to me what did you mean when you said "Where did I say you were repeating a single argument" in response to me saying "I didn't repeat a single argument"?
>>33774668do you ever think about it when masturbating
>>33774685Fuck off.
>>337746376 years old, this is a real fact.It's messed up my sexuality to the point where I can't have women touching my dick without me freaking out and go into panic mode.
>>33774682never heard of it, but i assume any popular thing nowadays just pays for viral marketing.
Bump >>33774573, anyone?
>>33774686sry
>>33774604Motherfucker we don’t need to see YOUR made up bullshit story anymore. The well of sympathy is dry. Nobody cares.
>>33774691I don't think you are.
>>33774659She left him years ago, he is on wife 3, its own rodeo lolMan, I can relate to a lot of your struggles, especially > I grew up alone in my room so I have no social skillsI was like this for years too, makes a lot of sense why we’d want to die. >timeTo not feel this way, to learn how to socialize. There’s more than the prison
>>33774683He got a job. Don't worry, hell be back when he inevitably quits because he's having a bad day.
>>33774686do you ever think about Jason molesting you?
>>33774689That could be an explanation.
>>33774589>whats the vision for the current game project?it is a simple puzzle game, similar to tetris that involves combining falling blocks of different colors to achieve different things. it is simple and abstract, the basic prototype was surprisingly fun in exactly the way tetris is, so i can't wait to get this project off the ground fully. i picked it so i had a simple game, the architecture of the engine is extremely experimental, all logic is scheduled by the game itself and so data processing is separated from logic, as the game more or less rebuilds its logic each frame...i'm still a little groggy and waiitng for stims to kick in, you got me all inspired though thank you!!>cute, what got you interested in it?when i was 4 or 5, i loved mario party autistically and like making boardgames using cardboard and markers, by 6 i had access to a computer and fucked around with emulation & romhacking (lunar magic? advanced map? eggvine? lazy shell? i remember getting so excited for lazy shell's release. my childhood toys!!)re:parent's place, its okay, its stable (me leaving forced them to get more stable), but it is a very very dark place for me, sadly. the sort where you can never *really* let your guard down.
>>33774696That's completely unrelated.
>>33774684This what you do all day huh
>>33774667I'm not leaving. Bad news for you. Now, answer this. And I mean in text, I don't want green text or tags. Back up the trash talk in >>33774633and >>33774648 and >>33774667
>>33774573Oh I thought I replied to this.M, assuming I'm just looking at their average height? Up to 180 looks good, with no lower limit.
>>33774677I feel a huge gap between my real self and what women want
>>33774693I mean kind of sorry can mean different things,I feel emotional pain if I caused you emotional pain but I don't exactly have remorse just empathy
>>33774701answer the question
>>33774682it is a pretty show
>>33772339it is
>>33774702Projection. I didn't post here until it was night.
>>33774705what’s your real self in 5 words vs what women want in 5 words?
>>33774709I'm not entertaining your shit when you're trying yo connect real trauma and fictional smut.
>>33774704Actually let me tweak that. 200.
>>33774712I’m barely following along desu, was making a silly joke
>the 4chan girl gives me the old "ignore him till he stops messaging me" routinewhy do I fall for "oh anon i'll take ur virginity and we'll leave happily ever after teehee! :33" every. single. fucking. time.can someone please tell me how to find a good escort no scams, thanks
>>33774714Does it matter if it's accurate? It's an insecurity I don't think I can shake
>>33774710It's not even that.
>>33774695he got a job?! feels bad for my entertainment man but i hope he's doing better, i like rooting for the underdog
>>33774722anon just be real and answer
>>33774716I'm not even that anon, plus you brought up the trauma on your own terms, if anything I'm trying to pivot
>>33774682>incoherentI'll believe you this time because edge runners is shit but every time someone calls a show, movie etc. incoherent they weren't paying attention
>>33774684Oh my god, dude, I literally addressed it immediately, then referenced it again. Jesus christ man, just read it! This isn't a real life speaking argument, you can literally scroll up! All quotes are in green text, all followed by interpretation. Didn't you fucking write papers in school? Look, if you're raised in poverty or something, this shit is understandable, and hell maybe I've been too rough on you. But if not, fucking hell man, you're a damn adult. Admittedly it's funny just like the original thing with the jap girl and anon that started this whole conversation, but it's also sad af.
Boob guys, do you ever fantasize about cows?
>>33774723Yes it is. And cyberpunk is like 80% aesthetic
>>33774692Man fuck off, he can talk about it if he wants
>>337746943rd wife? lol I'm not surprised, but yeah I guess it's not too late to learn like I've said I am getting decent at it hope you got better at socializing too!
>>33774731i fantasize like being tied down and teased until i can't take it and then break out and dominate the femanon until there's no chance she isn't pregnant
>>33774732Go watch 5 Centimeters per Second
>>33774675Because i only want to experience those things with the right person and when i'm ready and that takes timeI'm not into girls and she just kinda pushes me into men that's all
>>33774732all it takes for some people is pretty colors and lights huh?
8 months ago I put a spell on all gff less male anons in 4chan so they never find gfs and I think it worked!
>>33774728If we're talking fictional smut, sure I've self inserted into some noncon stories that include Jason and Myers and the like.
>>33774678>Not to put out either, just for myself.based, I feel like that often leads to the best creations >difficult to learn no, not really I think it's much more about mental state than actual technique, especially if you've already got a rather musical brain that can tell when something is on or off key then I think it's mainly about being able to relax and let yourself sing, like, not holding back or tensing up what helps me with that is to see my voice as an instrument to play, somehow makes it much easier to modulate it to do what I want it to do>superior instrument real, I still have the piano I had when I first started and a few years ago I taught myself how to tune it and it's so much fun to do >trumpetyou really should! 24 is nothing and if you don't want to learn to play in some world class orchestra then it's whatever anyways, even if you just get a few fun samples out of it, that's something yeah, 15 years straight but then I stopped going to lessons and just played on my own>What's your reportoire? mainly classical music, I feel like that comes most natural to methat or improvising - oh and christmas songs, lol>What do you want to produce?anything I feel like, what music I like highly depends on my mood, so it could be anything from folk to electronic to ambient to hip hop or whatever, I'm not going to put any limits on thatalright, I really really have to go to sleep now immediately, gn!
women, if you didn't have any neighbors and your house was hidden enough that no one from the outside could look in, would you agree to walk around the house naked 24/7 and (optionally) have a "free use" agreement? As in your bf can pick you up and have sex with you whenever he wants to whatever extent that is comfortable for you.Would you be down with that?
>>33774740yes it is a fucking cartoon what do you want
>>33774742how old were jason and myers in the fics
>>33774739how old are you
>>33774737Not a big fan of anime
>>33774741I literally plapped your mom last night and bred her, what are you talking about?
>>33774741you bitch!
>>33774734Thanks brother. I’d fuck you in the ass, no homo
>>33774733I mean, there's not much to talk about. Raped at 3, grew up in a broken household, fell for a lady who did some pretty messed up stuff with me. Others, even here, have been through far worse. And I don't really care if I'm made fun of for it, I've more or less left it all behind.
>>33774745that's basically what me and my bf have, minus the days when my tummy hurts
>>33774746I agree but they way people talk about you'd think the story was pretty damn good
>>3377474920's
>>33774730KEK, you fucking coward! I knew you wouldn't do it! Because you realized if you did what I asked, you'd be fucked. And you're running your mouth trying to distract from that.
>>33774703>And I mean in text, I don't want green text or tagsGuy, all accusations of projection, gaslighting, stupidity, and anything else I always give with evidence. I ain't calling someone stupid until they show it, cause that means I got greentext to support it. I ain't ever gonna accuse someone of anything without proof, cause that's what people who aren't stupid actually do.And you're saying you don't want greentext. You DON'T want quotations as evidence? Are you the type of guy who goes to AI for research and not real people sources? Just scroll up, and do your damn homework for once.
>>33774748No idea. Somewhere between so anciently unknowable that they may have existed before time itself, and freshly birthed from the aether via collective thought to wreak fresh Hell on all humanity.
>>33774743alright, have fun, hope you keep at it, sleep tight.
>>33774611I’m a guy. There’s still nothing wrong with exposing people for having really gross tastes in women
>>33774759I guess before green text, people couldn't quote shit. Kek. Look at you still try to come on top of this!
>>33774760hm, so did they or did they not inhabit bodies that could be described as similar to 6 year old boys?
>>33774735+
This guy’s been giving these two the spicy keys for hours and they fall for it constantly
>>33774763you're a guy? then why are you acting like a gossipy little cunt? do you have vagina envy?
>>33774754>0 repliesWhy even type this shit out? Dumbass
>>33774768They didn't, but if you're thinking of a specific fanfic you like, you should share it with the thread.
>>33774756people are dumb. there are people who thinks season 8 of got is good
>>33774757what kind of sex fantasies do you have, is there a specific guy you think about, or just types of guys
>>33774755is that something you wanted to do naturally, or did he talk you into it?How many women do you think would be interested in doing something like that? Provided they feel safe and comfortable or whatever.
>>33774777no woman would do it with you because you stink of virgin
>>33774769i have been posting on this god forsaken shithole for close to two decades now and this might be my first ever updoot. thamks stranger
>>33774777we never discussed it, i just walk around naked because i like to be naked, and i never turn him down for sex because he's amazing. unless i'm sick for whatever reason
>>33774700that sounds very nostalgic, maybe post a screenshot some time! >making boardgames using cardboard and markerstoo cute lol>lunar magic? advanced map? eggvine? lazy shell?I don't know any of those! I was the polar opposite, we grew up with no screens for a long time, so vidja never really was a big thing for me, most I can remember is when my brother and me would play need for speed together lol, we'd do drag races and one would be responsible for steering and the other for shifting so we could fully focus on getting each perfect - truly peak performance >can never *really* let your guard downthats sad but understandable>waiitng for stims to kick in, you got me all inspired:o alright, have fun, i'm off to bed
>>33774771It’s not really gossip, just exposing someone. Would you really not want to expose a guy who’s constantly talking to and around women well into their 40’s or older for trying to be around them since he finds their old selves attractive?
>>33774745Sounds nice in theory, but it'd go terribly. The anticipation of constantly being ready for sex plus no underwear means I'd leave a snail trail on everything.
>>33774780You're free from your chains
Fuck I fucking hate it
the feminine urge to ask a guy to be open and vulnerable and then once he does realizing that you now have to bear part of his emotional burden instead of just getting to feel like you're a good person for listening for nothing. And be disgusted by him for letting his strength and masculinity be called into question and at yourself for dating a man that can't soldier through the circumstances life throws at him.
I was kinda gay for shikamaru
>>33774782sweet dreams! i'll def post stuff when i got it!
>>33774456Foggy by the water, otherwise fine.
>>33774789Shut up faggot holy fucking shit
>>33774785it literally is gossip, you fucking snowflake. do you think your "exposing" and cancelling someone was special because it isn't woke? it's just as lame and bitchmade, except someone more so, because no one on earth cares if you fuck old ladies. you are embarrassing yourself by admitting you care. it's like gossiping about your coworker eating french fries without ketchup
>>33774781wife material fr fr>>33774786>I'd leave a snail trail on everything.call me whatever, but that's kinda hot honestly
>>33774775never got into GOT because I knew the books are unfinished but I've heard some pretty bad things about season 8
>>33774788hat what?
>>33774786yeah i just, do that. it's kind of funny
>>33774798Well unless you also find doing laundry 24/7 hot, then it wouldn't be worth it.
>>33774794you exhibit basketball american behavior.
>>33774800Myself and this fucking thread, and you
>>33774772It's not all about the (you)s, anon. I don't mind insults or silence.
am i having a stroke or is this thread even more schizophrenic than usual, anons?
>>33774804wild
>>33774799season 1-4 is the best tv show I have seen
>>33774758Guy at this point, you've shown us that you gaslight, you project, you're stupid, and there's at least 3 or 4 different things I wanted you to answer that you blatantly ignored. At this point you're also a hypocrite, and I'm sure a bunch of other things. Great thing about online argument is that all the receipts are there. Literally nobody is on your side, not even the first guy you were white knighting for. You must live a very sad, lonely, and rejected life, and it's very funny to me.
>>33774802What laundry, like bed sheets? Because you wouldn't be wearing clothes anyway.
>>33774809Honest to god just shut the fuck up for once in your retarded cunt life you bpd fuck
>>33774808It's pretty weird.
>>33774808stroke rip anon
>>33774795> it's just as lame and bitchmade, except someone more so, because no one on earth cares if you fuck old ladiesDon’t you think these women deserve to know? I doubt they would be happy about some dude in his early 20’s wanting to be around them and be friends because he finds old women attractive. Protecting people isn’t a bad thing
>>33774585A little black girl came out of her house in a bonnet and said she liked my dress and my hair and that I was pretty.
we can make it more schizophrenic if we stopped quoting anons's posts directly and just posted them without linking to the post you replied to. Thus ridding the sacred grounds of /atoga/ of (You)s and attention whores.
femanons what would you do if your bf started circling your anus with his finger unprompted
>>33774818no one cares go fuck chad
I would stop caring if i fucked Chad
>>33774812Yes, exactly. I have a chronic issue, so there'd need to be a towel down on anything I ever sit on if I can't wear underwear and pads.
>>33774819i was walking in the city and a group of black goths pointed at me and said "that's a cool white girl" and i was both confused and flattered because i was bullied in high school so i couldn't tell if they were being serious
>>33774811So you wrote another comment instead of just doing what I asked. We both know you're doing this for show right? We both know if you were to explain why said what you said, it'd be over for you especially after all those insults? KekBtw, I didn't catch your name last time. Was it Athar?
>>33774821I'd tell him I didn't prep for buttstuff earlier, so he'd have to wait until tomorrow if he wants to mess with my butthole again.
>>33774765>I guess before green text, people couldn't quote shit.Yeah, they'd use quotation marks. I notice while reading our comments to me that you never used them. You really aren't used to making arguments for something, and I had a good hunch early on, but it's fun to let stupid people run through hurdles.>Kek. Look at you still try to come on top of this!I like how this is all you got. Buddy, anyone here can read through even just a little bit of our conversation and make the same conclusions over your stupidity. You gave us the fodder, I just enjoyed poking it out.
>>33774813Nta, it looks more like you are the bpd fuck
>>33774822I’m sure people care. Imagine finding out part of why someone is friends with you is because they find you attractive
>>33774765>>33774830What are you two even talking about anymore? Isn't it about time to stop and get on with your day?
>>33774831I am, it’s very aggravating
>>33774825hmm, I'd be fine with that, but it sounds like more of a headache for you more than anything. How about panties only? No bra or other clothes?
>>33774832has chad texted you back yet?
>>33774835Sounds more reasonable, sure. I think I look better in clothes in general, though.
>>33774829what if he said he didnt care about making a mess
I ask this in good faith, and I want to preface that I don't hate women or anything. But how are real women supposed to compete with Hatsune Miku? If the answer is just that they're real and Miku isn't, that's totally valid, I just want to make sure we're on the same page.
>>33774789that's not how the meme works retard you can only say 'the feminine urge' if you are a woman
>>33774836Nta but you'd look sooo cute in a miniskirt and thighhighs
Welcome to Asian Builder.
>>33774830>I notice while reading our [SIC kek] comments to me that you never used themOne example is enough to disaprove "never". Here's an example: >>33774684You're such a loser.
>>33774830the only conclusion i've drawn from this chain of posts is that you both have schizophrenia
>>33774839I only enjoy getting assfucked when I know for sure it won't be gross. It's for my sake first and foremost.
>>33774842aha! i knew you were secretly into 40 year olds. come to mama little boy
>>33774836>ChadI’m a guy. Why would I care about chad?
>>33774841I was the one that started this meme in the first place, along with Chad's dairy farm. I get to use it however I see fit
>>33774846you sound selfish
>>33774837>I think I look better in clothes in general, though.I disagree, I think you're body is beautiful and I would like to see as much of it as possible, always
I have a scar on my ass from tearing the hair out
>>33774840I don't really know this character but I don't compete with fictional characters. A man that would rather daydream about a perfect companion than live this flawed human life isn't really someone I'm interested in anyways, and I'm not saying this in bad faith, just that we'd be fundamentally incompatible and thats fine by me. You do you and I do me and everyone can live happily ever after. You in your daydreams and me in my messy reality.
>>33774848that's a question to ask yourself, digging deep into your soul. why do you want to feel chad's cock deep in your asshole?
>>33774808It's legit just one guy. He seems to have something against namefags and identifiable people. After a 10 second thought, my guess is that he is somewhat envious of the attention they get because they have a shapeable personality that people can identify. With truly anonymous people, he can attack them once but not continuously, do it doesn't build up in anger in his head.Definitely poorly educated, probably has little irl social interaction throughout his life meaning he never really developed proper conversation skills. Def low iq
>>33774827I usually get compliments and howdy do's around my little town. But I was also bullied, so I'm still a recluse. I only get antagonistic individuals in my big city hometown if I visit.
sex is supposed to be at least a little bit nasty
>>33774852why not just shave it? be brave anon
>>33774849that meme is old as fuck, you didn't invent it
>>33774855Ah, is that what >>33774692 was about?
>>33774832Wouldn’t a woman be happy though? Imagine putting the pieces together and finding your you’re still the type and admired by a guy despite being 40 or 60 something.As long as he isn’t trying to make moves on you without you wanting him to I doubt anyone cares
>>33774858I do now, but the scar is large and ugly
The Chad's little cow urge
I want to be a little boy again and be raped by a woman in her mid 20s I want her to lure me to get in her car by offering me chocolate and telling me she's got a cool videogames that she wants to show me at her house and then when we get to her house she uses chloroform to put me to sleep and then I wake up to her sucking my penis and when I ask what's going on she puts her hand on my mouth and she keeps going until I cum and I'm left all scared and confuse because I'm too young and innocent to understand what happened and then she tells me that if I tell anybody about this she will kill my cat.oh yeah btw in my fantasy the woman has red hair
>>33774859I mean started it here, there weren't anons posting it en masse before me. I DID however invent Chad's dairy farm.
>>33774833>>33774845Alright, my b
Women, how did you ruin a moid's day today?
>>33774866if you say so memelord
>>33774866Nta but thank you for your service, the dairy farm is very appreciated
>>33774868by existing apparently
>>33774865does this count as pony content outside of /mlp/?I want this post to be deleted
>>33774863She wont be so little when I’m done with her
>>33774840I'd rather like real humans and live outside of a virtual echo chamber. I actually dislike too much perfection because it triggers uncanny spooks for me. And there will likely never be a competition as we are not virtual, and they are not real.
>>33774868By not having sex with any of them
>>33774868i didn't, unless one of the moids in this thread is exceptionally mentally fragile, which is always possible
>>33774872what the hell does my fantasy have to do with ponies?
>>33774789Just be open and vulnerable at all times and have the moral fiber to not be weak and non-masculine while you’re at it.
>>33774868By shrugging off his compliment because I was in the middle of working.
>>33774868They ruined mine by reminding me of how unlovable I am
>>33774840favorite vocalo-p?
>>33774840i don't compete. if you prefer hatsune miku go jerk off into your hatsune miku figurine jar, i'm not gonna stop you
Which one is less detrimental to my brain: endless scrolling or rrading smut?
>>33774885scroooooolling
>>33774885Your brain started melting as you typed the verboten word. The answer should be obvious.
>>33774885Reading smut
>>33774885depends on what you're scrolling and what smut
>>33774885reading smut
All I needed was a dad. Someone to protect me from the women in my family.Man how do you cope with begin cursed as a man? You know, ypu must always solve everything, hold your emotions from others, compete with other men, can't show weakness, usual man stuff
>>33774885>rrading smut?Bruh
day 2847 of wishing to summon Chad to massage my breasts
Speaking of smut, anybody have that centaur story that got posted
>>33774893Apathy in the face of the conquest
the masculine urge to be insufferable whiny faggots who complain online about not getting laid.I'm going to sleep and before I do, I'll manifest each of your moms in my bedroom and breed every single one of them and make them take the uber home instead of teleporting them back.
day 66 of telepathically signaling my ex to text me so we can get back together
>>33774893damn, deadbeat moids strike again. fatherless behavior explained once more
>>33774882what did they say?
>>33774897it's a minotaur retard.
>>33774860Also his stuff against myao
>>33774897You can ask ohio to pastlink if you do it nicely.
>>33774855It's so funny that when I was about to leave you said it was cowardly, then I stayed and I asked you to explain, you wouldn't, and now you're whining to other people.You little bitch!
>>33774900i foresee she will come back to you on day 69
>>33774899Good night!
>>33774902All the questions about relationships reminded me of how bitterly mine have failed, sent me into quite a depressive spiral
>>33774904And the picking on JH I guess. Pretty low.
>>33774904I never posted anything against myao. In fact, the opposite: I defended her. Kek, you're so desperate!
>>33774904is myao the tiny jap femanon?
>>33774913who says kekcan you be less cringe
>>33774912And I never picked on JH.
>>33774914Nah, she's Korean.
>>33774899fuck you. i hate you for ever. lose my number.
>>33774914She wishes she was japanese
>>33774914no, myao is korean american and a different person than the 4'11 jp femanon
>>33774885Reading and imagining sound good for the brain.
>>33774914No she's american korean and uses a lot of emoticons
>>33774910Oh, I'm sorry. That really sucks to hear.Wish I could something to make you feel better.
>>33774921blocked and reported to the fbi, bitch.
>>33774910You've had relationships? Doing better than some of the men here.
>>33774887>>33774888>>33774889>>33774891>>33774892Its high quality, good written smutThey fuck on chapter 28It has zombies too, its a good storyI feel like its much better than reels, you guys are just hating
>>33774915I can provide evidence. However, I think everyone can see what you're doing: you lost, now you want others to come to your rescue by claiming I attacked other people.
>>33774930that's the first message i've sent you kekarooni
>>33774926>>33774928Thanks anons
Just remembered that the netherlands anon didn't tell me how much dildo he would be able to devour
>>33774934he went to go find out
>>33774901just be thankful you've been spared that miserable existence
Gf and I got into another argument. I’ve been splurging on shit to make me feel better. Like I’ve been trying new shaving creams and razors because it’s a fun thing I do in the morning and it’s like a ritual. I bought a new pair of shoes too. This turned into a discussion about how she’s worried about the future and my spending habits. I used to be wasteful of food sometimes so I get her concerns but that was a really long time ago and she agreed it’s not an isssue anymore. She ridiculed me for my shaving and my shoes and how my habits go against her values and I explain it’s a temporary thing that’s making me happy and she tells me she disagrees and that she thinks I should be tackling the root and I tell her I just want her support if it’s not doing anything wrong to her and it makes me feel good and she she still disagrees and just tells me she’s always going to voice her opinion regardless. I’m so tired man what is this mess anymore
>>33774937Ohhh that's so thoughtful
>>33774938woe is you, apparently
>>33774932>first messageDoes that mean you didn't send >>33774904
>>33774915He just admitted there he white knights
>>33774942Actually yes, am I supposed to just be okay that my dad walked out on my family? What the fuck do you think
>>33774940what's your savings account looking like? are you fiscally responsible otherwise or are you spending money you should be saving for your future
>>33774940Imagine being mad at your partner because he shaves
>>33774944Again, you're so desperate. I'm not a he.
>>33774943yeah i hate myao and love to troll her, i don't even know what the fuck you all have been arguing about i just think you're cringe and weird
>>33774893I don’t do any of that besides solving issues (still ask for help occasionally) and competing
>>33774945i don't care about you or your problems
Knowing that men can feel when something turned you on by the movements in your vagina when they have sex with you is scary
don't fight over me silly boyz ^_~ i'm fucking jimmy anyway
>>33774958That emoticon is way too basic
>>33774957Not really I don't think
Femanon I got payed we can go to mcd's
>>33774957that's possible!?
>>33774963Isn't fast food kind of expensive nowdays
>>33774821Tell him I'm not going to pretend to like it.
>>33774968that's why he had to wait til payday
>>33774968Yeah but It is just one day it is fine
womenhave you ever cried into a man's chest?
>>33774958Fake, she doesn't talk like that
>>33774976Fine, what are you getting
>>33774896Hey babe
women, do you really like having your asshole played with?
WomenDo you have any physical reaction to seeing a very handsome man? Or is it more like "huh, who is that?" curiosity
>>337749832 cheeseburgers, fries and coke zero. Maybe ice cream if they have chocolate
>>33774978Once, into my dad's, after suggestion by my grandpa's jewish neighbor lady. I think that funeral home was haunted all of us children started crying at exactly the same time.... uncontrollably... and couldn't stop....
>>33774985Chad doesn't keep a reaction image collection.
>>33774991I do, in my case my face gets very hot and i struggle to stay serious but it's very rare
>>33774985Based!
>>33774978Like full on crying? Yeah, my dad's
>>33774978It happened with the boyfriend of my best friend when i got very depressedThat wasn't even the only time he saw me bawling my eyes out, very embarassing
>>33774955>i dont care but i really really need you to know i dont care so im gonna reply several times100% chance this is a female, simply undoubtable.
>>33774998*giggleswould be an impressive collection, if could say so
>>33774978NAG, but let me just say that this is such a crazy feeling. I think I never felt more adoration for a woman before the first time that happened to me.
>>33775009have you had sex with chad yet
NEW>>33771962>>33771962>>33771962
>>33775019idiotalso page 6
>>33775019Anon...
What makes the difference between a man who enjoys seeing a girl tear up during sex and one who doesn't?
>>33774988Yeah it's pretty great>>33774991It varies, sometimes it's just a bit of admiration, sometimes a bit of curiosity like you said, sometimes actual fluttering in my chest
A pretty girl smiled back at me, as I was walking tonight. Now I can’t stop imagining my entire life with her.How often does this happen to other men?
>>33774999>>33775031Does romance from your bf make you feel like that too?
I need a gf
>>33774898How can I be totally apathic? Or at least make the stuff my family says about me hurt me less?>>33774901This >>33774938 be grateful>>33774953How you solve your issues? How do you ask for help without women thinking you are weak?
>>33775034I keep thinking damn she was so cute but not about her in my life
>>33775034Sometimes I want to approach, then I talk myself down and there's that slight pain of "I'll never see her again"
>>33775028Do you cry during sex?
>>33775034In my case, no. I am not a retard who still believes in that romantic scenarios crap made by the media
Where can I find porn of men loudly grunting and moaning that isn't gay porn?
>>33775037Never had one, but i do get a similar level of nervousness if someone is trying to hit on me? But it's also easier to control
>>33775047Damn ur hard as f boy
>>33775049audio porn
>>33774971but youd still let him do it
>>33775034
>>33775046Never had it but i do when i'm aroused
>>33775049What's wrong with gay porn?
>>33775054where?
>>33775059soundgasm
>>33775059r/gonewildaudio, search for m4f
>>33775059Pornhub?
>>33775037Yes, I felt it all quite strongly from the moment I met him although it's a little different now as it's a much deeper feeling
I only seem to attract girls who self harm, not that it's a turn off or anything just something I noticed
>>33775049Ok ok, here's what you do. You pull up two tabs or windows where one has gay porn and the other has the normal hetero stuff you want to watch. Play them both at the same time, putting the hetero out in front but muted, and putting the gay porn in the background. Your welcome.
>>33775057Uh, why tho?
>>33775049Get a bf and then do things to make him make those sounds.
>>33775067How am i supposed to know??
>>33775034You get over it. It only matters if you do something about it. Otherwise it's a waste of energy
>>33774900why do you want her back fuck she’s for the streets
>>33775053Is the truth. Come on, you actually think all those weird scenarios will become real? Do you think any woman likes a guy who believes that crap? They will see him as a weak weirdo
What do you guys and gals think?
>>33775070Idk, is it happy or sad crying? Either way, I guess you could tell how the guy feels about it based on his reaction the first time you guys fuck. You know, like if he gets concerned or if he doesn't say anything and goes harder cause he likes it
>>33775078I just know somehow that she likes getting choked
>>33775081This is my bio kek
>>33775078I love tote bags and benevolent patriarchy, not a huge fan of the rest
>>33775079I'd call it pathetic and helpless but not sadI'd feel so ashamed if he gets weirded out by it
>>33775084Was anon right?
>>33775078>feminist trash
>>33775087I might be a dude, but I do in fact, would love to get choked by a beautiful woman(preferably taller, although not necessary)
>>33775034I used to. Now I only do it when I kinda know a girl.
>>33775090Me too. Begin bitten, choked, or even stabbed. God damn it I grew up in an all-females home that made me feel like shit and most of my bullying at high-school came from girls, is my brain trying to cool down all those abuses by liking it?
>>33775096I grew up in an all-female household too, without the bullying and stuff. I guess you don't have to be traumatized to develop a kink like that, more like women have to be the dominant figure throughout your life
>>33775078Change it femanon, youre going to be used as pump and dump and not being taken seriously
>>33775096Why does being stab seems like it would feel better than being hit with a hammer
>>33775055If he wants to just mess with it. W/eI'm never prepping so he might want to keep in mind what I ate yesterday.
>>33775096holy shit same
>>33775078Pedophile bait.
>>33775101I'm a guy though... Do you think women are going to use me as a pump and dump?
>>33775034I took my Japanese friend to the Asian Market and when we both picked out some pocky I was definitely imagining playing the pocky game with her.
>>33775110Well there are women/girls that do that, just be cautious
>>33775113Real?
>>33774840MaleImo in a comfy relationship you wouldn't be competing, you would both be 'mirin fictional characters together and and enjoying their content
>>33775086If you don't tell him about it beforehand, most guys are gonna be very confused or afraid they hurt you. But if you surprised them about this, then you won't get your answer to your original question other than the one they straight up give you after talking about it.
>>33775100Yeah. And no women likes that. Damn it>>33775102What. The actual. Fuck?>>33775106Good to know there'a others like me I guess? lol
>>33775113True. Has happened to me a couple of times. I welcome the opportunity despite having my heart broken multiple times
>>33775110If you're lucky
One of the workers at starbucks said>hope to see you again!Does she like me?
Moids, mark got married.
>>33775123Yes, she has a crush on you
>>33775123She want some starcock
>>33775117I hope that by that point he might have an idea but if not i guess i'll have to ask awkward sounding things
>>33775127>>33775129Actually?
>>33775123She was probably wet
Been at gym todaySeen this HOT fit blondeShe went past me and stared into my eyesLater on i was going her direction as she was stretching on the floorShe gave me a big fake smileShe wants me so bad....
>>33775133Yeah I know these things
>>33775115Yea, there are women that are like male fuckbois
Thoughts?
>>33775108NtaHow? I just figured it was the most generic foidslop one could come up with
>>33775140How can I help them find me
>>33775144F and agree, kinda weirder on a man but what do i know
>>33775142Not reading that. Kys
>>33775142Obviously fake
>>33775138Anon I feel like you’re trolling me. She was kinda cute too. I’m hoping that it was a “I hope to see you again” versus “we (starbucks) hopes to see you again”
>>33775145Tinder, hinge and bumble just put on your profile that you are dtf and that's it.
>>33775142That's completely psychotic.
>>33775151Someone said fake and they were told stories like that were common so chances are they're not all fake
>>33775154Half trolling, just make small talk with her next time and see the vibe
>>33775156What do you think she or both of them should do?
>>33775160How do I make small talk at the drive thru :(
>>33775149>KysOne of those days, anon
>>33775166Its over then -1 wife
>tfw when no aspiring mangaka gfwhy even live?
>>33775166Just talk to her through the window and don't worry about the people behind you. Chad wouldn't.
>>33775168I am having a great day
>>33775142didn't read pass the title and I already know it isn't real
>>33775174didn't ask.
>>33775156Relationships are supposed to be a partnership, but their dynamic doesn't sound equal at all.She's expected to put 23% of her yearly earnings into rent while he puts in 6% of his. Now she has no income at present due to having his child, and he can't pick up any slack?
>>33775123Oh my god I want to slap you in the face across the screen so damn much. Of course not moron, is her standard to make people come back again and spend money>>33775126Yoooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!! Awesomeee!!!!!
>>33775177The reason I posted that is because I believe in 50/50. So this hit a spot with me. This could be me one day if I ever got married and for any reason even temporarily didn't have an income. So it can be real, anon.
>>33775126oh wow, nice
>>33775183I believe in 50/50 until you get married, when two become one flesh.
>>33775182But she was so cute and she asked me how my day was going
>>33775126was this an old /atoga/ regular? or a pair of /atoga/ regulars? people meeting up in some weird niche internet community and marrying is so cute desu, live for that shit
>>33775189No, wtf? That's Markiplier.
>>33775188Again just standard protocol to make you come back
>>33774840nigga...what do you mean compete? you're talking about a fake character that you can't meaningfully interact with? the only way it's a competition is if you're like idk admiring them from a distance i guess lol
Why are moids okay with the woman who openly cheats on her husband being the secretary of homeland security?
>>33775191oh, huh i guess it is. shows you how out of touch i am with the internet now ig lol
>>33775192I guess you’re right. I’m a loser
>>33775198Don't be so harsh on yourself. You're far from the first or last one to have this confusion.
>>33775179Not to mention, she's on maternity leave, meaning she forfeited her monthly pay to be at home and take care of their child, and the time she spends at home with their child is coming out of her own pocket. 68k/12 means 5.6k per month, so desu it doesn't seem outlandish to me that if the wife stays at home instead of them both, maybe he should give her the money she should've been making. Or at least cover that amount money in expenses.I don't know if that sounds reasonable.
I’m so sad that spicy yellow peppers give me the worst abdominal pain. They’re so delicious until after I’m done eating and the pain settles in
>>33775049think smarter. take gay porn, take the audio out, overlay the audio on a pov video where the guy is dead silent fucking a girl
I would like a boyfriend
>>33775196me caring wouldn't change a thing
>>33775202diarrhea? gas?
>>33775204dibs!
>>33775142i actually 100% believe this because the absolute insanity that is modern society, this is the sort of relationship that is ideal.i feel like you should pool finances, and then that gets divvied up between necessities/savings, and then some fixed amount is put into individual accounts each month or week or whatever. keep things together but separate as well. (like i actually think this is by far the obejctively best way to manage finances because then you can invest your combined money and earn much more money together, which is a bit romantic too if i'm being honest even if it's in a jewish way)
>>33775209why not share a boyfriend?
I need a wife so bad. I need a pretty woman who will let me kiss her neck and smiles every time she sees me
>>33775201I think it should just be proportionate to their share of income. Since he makes ~80% of their combined pay, he should be paying about 2,100 of their monthly rent on a good day. Since he currently makes 100% of their combined pay, he should pay the whole thing.
>>33775078>>33775144Ok. Let me explain it to you like you're 5.>matchaLe uwu I am so asian>handmaid's taleI like rape fantasy>labubuTalk to me about children's toys!>tote/backpackI'm never going to grow up and cary a purse because I'm speshul!>wah patriarchyBut daddy in bed
>>33775196Besides the fact that what we think about it is totally irrelevant to everyone, I don't really think that particular fact has much bearing on her ability to do that job.
Is this cancer?
>>33775221uh oh, i've seen this before anon. you might have AIDS. you need to go to a doctor asap
>>33775207It’s like having the urge to poop but then it comes out as little farts over the course of a couple hours until I eat something that isn’t spicy
How do I get a boyfriend who will lovingly lather my entire body in otc creams/ointments whenever my skin breaks out in rashes?
>>33775202turnips (after peeling), radishes (better peeled too), cauliflowers, tomatoes (when they're still not ripe and green), napa cabbage... all these are delish. have these instead.
>>33775214>pretty womanFuck
>>33775078if i matched with someone that had this i would laugh and unmatch them, sorry. but to spare your ego, i'm a schizophrenic freak
>>33775221I'm not a doctor
>>33775223Africanized aids?
>>33775219>backpack>I'm never going to grow up and cary a purse because I'm speshul!I just like backpacks because they hold more, the weight is distributed evenly, and it doesn't get in the way when I want to use my arms... I've used purses in the past but they suck, even if they're crossbody.
>>33775225Not me. I fucking hate spreading anything oily. Right now I got a terrible flareup covering 80% of my body and I still refuse to moisturize due to the trauma of that sensation.
>>33775232twice-africanized. be careful.
>>33775204And I would like a girlfriend to make me feel the love I can't for myself! But here we are!
I just realized that most of the time when I meet new people I don't really ask them anything about themselves.Women, if you went on a date with a guy and he didn't really ask you any questions at all (other than asking you to answer the question you asked him after he gave his answer), would that be a red flag?
>>33775227If you are under my weight (170lbs) and a 4/10 or better that's enough
>>33775233You should not be carrying that much crap around with you daily to fit into a suitcase. That is homeless behavior.
>>33775227NTA but most women are pretty
>>33775233How much shit do you really need to carry? We men live just fine with the space in our pockets. Women's clothes often don't have pockets, but a purse should be larger than them, still.
>>33775237i'm not a girl but what do you think anon, if a guy is only passively engaged but not engaged enough to try and at least APPEAR engaged, what do you think this signalsi mean you'll probably find someone with a similar energy and you'll get along great though
>>33775225suck dick wellor tie him up and milk him till he cries
>>33775240what compels you to carry a soapbox around everywhere you go?
>>33775243It's not that I'm not engaged. I give meaningful answers to the questions that I'm asked. I just don't really steer the conversation, I guess. That's not really something I've ever done.
>>33775241few realize this
>>33775238Finally Im your girl>>33775241Not me
How is bullying effective when people just end up with a bullying fetish
i fucked up big time sundayi usually spend thursdays and sundays with this bartender that i like and i'm pretty sure she's into mebut then there's this girl that was there the entire time i was there at the bar when she was workingnear the end of the night of the this other girl was really laying into me and flirting hardwe went out side and made out and eventually leaving to go back to her placefastforward to this night, the bar i and the bartender tend to be at the same place where she's not working and we usually exchange words, but none of that had happened tonight so i don't know if she's pissed at me for not hanging out until close like i usually do on sunday and leaving with this girl (who apparently is a huge slut but i had no idea)
>>33775245>or tie him up and milk him till he criesc-can i make an appointment....
>>33775247Then work on fixing that. Learning how to make small talk is an important skill for general networking.
>>33775254I feel like you've just informed me that I need to learn how to eat and digest razor blades and broken glass, because that's all I'll be eating from now on.
>>33775249would you wear a sexy bunny outfit if I asked?
>>33775252>(who apparently is a huge slut but i had no idea)Thats what every man whore saysky
>>33775249You're not fat. Unless you are somehow horribly disfigured or you totally lack any measure of hygiene, you're pretty.
>>33775257Um maybe
>>33775253I'm a guy, unless you're very feminine I'm out
>>33775248I don't know why some women doubt it
>>33775249>>33775238You need to meet up!I really hope non of you are larping.I want to witness a love story that started on 4chan I hope you get married and raise a shitload of children.I want to know that there is still hope for humanity
>>33775240>>33775242It's not a full size backpack, I'd say it's the size of a medium~large purse, but I still like to carry around my wallet, keys (which take up a decent amount of space due to all the keychains), backup glasses, an umbrella, portable phone charger, my headphones, pads, tylenol, aleve, a mini first aid kit, hand sanitizer, lotion, tide to go, some flushable wet wipes, a shopping bag or two, stuff like that. I used to carry a water bottle around too when I used a bigger bag, but had to stop that as I switched to more acceptable bag sizes. But it's nice to be prepared. Also regardless of how much shit you carry, purses get in the way of your arms and distribute the weight unevenly across your body.
>>33775246Is there an echo in here?Do you even stand up straight with that heavy load?Posture check.
>>33775251I already had some failed suicide attempts due bullying and the others were for failling at school
>>33775260My face is ugly. it's that simple. It doesn't matter how much I weigh >>33775264>You need to meet up!Who even is anon though
>>33775247anon rofl...if you aren't steering the conversation then how are you engaging? if a police officer engages with a situation, that doesn't mean watching it.i'm trying trying to bully you though, i get it, i'm too in my head when i'm socializing and that leaves me on the backfoot always unless i'm actively trying to steer a conversation. you need to identify parts in their dialogue you can relate to, and then take parts from your own dialogue that they seem responsive to and pull on those threads. if the vibe is getting better, then keep pulling the same sorts of threads.
Who is the ugliest actress?Can be from any country.
>>33775262considered it i really did but meh i'm not that far gone yet, but good for you though anon you have it figured out
>>33775215Ohio, why you and Valkyrie didn't work out? Whenever you're simultaneously here, I feel like everyone besides you is a child of divorce and you're the parents
>>33775271It probably isn't. You're probably cute.
>>33775261good enough>>33775263low self esteem often affects the least deserving>>33775264>>33775271I'm a 22 year old 5'7 Christian white man in middle America, probably a legit 5/10 but working toward a decent career
>>33775271>My face is uglyName the ugliest celebrity that is prettier than you, just so we have an idea.
>>33775267posture check? can't sink your maternal instincts into your kid rn so you're gonna try to do it to anons? i think i'm good. i walk back straight eyes forwarded and ear listening because i stay noided. we're not on the same level. take your soap box and get out of here.
>>33775275I have a story for story time. Buckle up. It's messy.
>>33775275leslie jones
>>33775272I guess I sort of treat it like I'm being interviewed. I've always been like this. In school I was the kid that would join a group and just sit there and listen to what was going on.
>>33775264>"I believe there is someone for anyone" -some dude from the volunteering I goFor fuck's sake when did Disney and those romance crap brainwashed everyone?
>>33775276If you every give in and are comfortable being locked in chastity with a vibrater on your balls and fingers in your butt just lmk
>>33775264>I really hope non of you are larping.>I want to witness a love story that started on 4chan I hope you get married and raise a shitload of children.>I want to know that there is still hope for humanityduly noted. i will see what i can do. hang tight, keep a close eye.
>>33775279>AmericaEeeeeeehhhhhhh… at least it’s not India or Afghanistan
>>33775245>milk him till he cries>only on chad's dairy farm:)
>>33775290are you European?
>>33775293you should be muzzled with a hitachi strapped to your clit till you pass out
>>33775286sure, you're quiet, fine. every body has different ways of getting social clout, some bully others, some dominate and take charge, others mother and care for others; you adapted to a strategy that worked, leveraging inaction. but inaction also means a lack of connection, it is a double-edged sword. if you don't start getting your hands dirty in conversations, you're never going to connect with anyone (and if you feel like you haven't connected with people very much so far in your life: well now you know why)
>sleep for 5 hours every night>eat like shit>gee why do i feel like crap!it's time to fix myself
>>33775278Not really>>33775279I'm older than you and on a different continent. Shame>>33775280Joan Cusack
>>33775259well fuck sorry i'm not use to overwhelming female attention so when it happens it's easy for me to succumb, i guess the two other girls in my 30 years of life makes me a man whore
>>33775300this, except i patch over any bad feelings exclusively with odd chemicals
>>33775298I don't orgasm without dick. Your tools will not work.
>>33775302oh well, hope you find someone anon
>So focused on failing math that I forgot I have a midterm Engineering Paper and an English essay draft due tomorrow night>Won't be able to work on it tomorrow Wish me luck Atogas, it's going to be a long night.
>>33775308Hope you do tooWhat are you studying/working in?
>>33775299Honestly I've never really wanted to connect with others, besides wanting a romantic relationship.
>>33775306we'll hire some 4'8 Hispanic woman to use a dildo on a stick on you
>>33775277Some incompatibilities. I don't want to get into anything too private.I've thought about a way to explain it better, and all I came up with is a very autistic comparison. She was a Rouge looking for her Shadow, I was a Silver looking for my Blaze.
>>33775300you reached this conclusion without help from podcast bros? anon is a giant among his peers
>>33775302>Joan Cusack is prettier than meNow or when she played in Adams Family?
>>33775302>EuropeanNevermind. You're actually disgusting.
>>33775311I am unashamedly a man in a nursing program
>>33775300Hopefully you still havent fucked up your life with a latent cancer or something like that.
>>33775314>She was a Rouge looking for her Shadow, I was a Silver looking for my Blaze.Sounds poetic, but incomprehensible since I don't know who Rouge or Silver are :(
>>33775313The dildo will not work either
Is a 6 inch but thick cock enough to satisfy a 5'11 woman?
>>33775294Nope, Oceanian
>>33775312yes, that is not normal and indicative of some kind of attachment issue. it would not take many leaps for me to now assume that had *some* amount of childhood difficulty, be it absent parents, abuse, or some other kind of event that colored the way you connect with people.
>>33775324No
>>33775323Damn, ok you needy slut. Miss stubborn pussy over here
>>33775319I'm 23, I doubt it. My grandmother drank 4 pepsis per day and only ate processed meats and she lived to be 81
>>33775328Dang, better kms then
>>33775316Adams family>>33775318Thats cool, did you learn injections yet
>>33775317>Geography with a Unitedstadian>Well there’s America… euh other people are from the country of europe.. euh and then the other people are all mexicans or they need democracy!
>>33775314Does Valk like Sonic too?
>>33775314Based metaphor>>33775322NTA but basically just a mismatch. So like, she wanted passion, he wanted understanding
>>33775336yes, that and drawing blood
>>33775341Is it scary?
would women be ok with being tied up and railed consensually by a big dick?
>>33775329Go fuck yourself to own the libs
>>33775327I don't really think I had anything like that, though. My dad had a little bit of a drinking problem but it wasn't that serious. No abuse, no neglect.
>>33775339Why ask me...? She's here.
i miss my ex gf who i burned bridges with
>>33775350Ugh fine>>33775347Do you like Sonic too?
>>33775336Damn you set the bar highThis woman used to make me hard when I was 9.
>>33775338Most non-Americans on 4chan are European or Canadian, which is basically European but more gay and irrelevant.
>>33775342not unless the person is uncomfortable, being able to calm people down is what separates good nurses from bad nurses. when you look competent you make it easier on yourself.
>>33775353Yea.
>>33775354Alright>>33775356They always tell me I have bad veins
>>33775348might be genes, some people are just naturally quiet. but you might be surprised at how subtle neglect can be, it can even come down to your parents being mostly fine except for one crucial area, and problems tend to compound because if you have a shakey foundation for some thing in your mind, then everything built on that will too be shakey
>>33775365Yeah, certain people have smaller veins. Young light-skinned men are typically the easiest and people with higher body fat and children are more difficult, especially if it's cold in the room
Women, what's the darkest skin shade you'd be willing to go out with?
Do you think the man or the woman should have larger hips?
>>33775360CoolWho's your favorite character?
>>33775370da man since im getting my hip reduction surgery
Men do you find this attractive?
>>33775370I have my mothers build, she has very thick joints and bones. Surprisingly strong for a 5'3 woman in her 50's.
>>33775372Cheese
>>33775375Hell yes
>>33775375I don't like the hair and the makeup is a bit much. I still find it attractive
>>33775375I want to be her.
>>33775360Nta, but since I asked Ohio, it's only fair that I ask you too:Do you agree with his assessment >>33775314
Women,Would you date a subby man who liked to be kicked in the balls?
>>33775237>Women, if you went on a date with a guy and he didn't really ask you any questions at all (other than asking you to answer the question you asked him after he gave his answer), would that be a red flag?MAJOR red flag. He's a narcissist uninterested in learning about the other person. The fact that this isn't obvious to you is another red flag in itself, i.e. autism/social retardation.
>>33775368How do I make mine better?
>>33775375Yes. Unattractive women are not real for me
>>33775365It seem people fin joanne cusack attractive. So who is the prettiest celebrity that is uglier than you?
>>33775381I don't like being repeatedly reminded of events that I do not want to store in my head.
I literally cannot masturbate with my imagination because my crush keeps popping into my mind and I can't get hard cuz I love her too much
>>33775387It's mostly genetic but lowering your body fat if overweight, improving cardiovascular health, and lifting weights can help. Also squeeze the little ball they give you hard and fast
>>33775390I don't think they let people who look like me on television
How do I eat pussy better? I wanna make a woman squirm and cum from oral
>>33775394Oh common there is no way that you’re uglier than adelia rose!
>>33775392wtf is your crush ugly?
>>33775391I never asked before ^^' and I truly don't know why you broke up either, though I guess some other anons might from the thread.Anyway, you're obviously within your right to refuse to answer. But desu I kinda expected a similar reply: you don't seem like a person who says niceties out of politeness, nor do you seem like a sentimental person (so I didn't think if you were to talk about it, you'd choose poetic terms like Ohio did)
>>33775386I'm not a narcissist though.>autism/social retardationThis part might be true.
>>3377345612 partners is gross
Ever since I learned about stomach cancer, I fear it every day
>>33775400Not at all, I just have Madonna whore complex
How do I get a woman Im dating and her trying to become my girlfriend to friendzone me
>>33775392>crush>loveyou have to be 18 or older to post here buddy
Do you guys think Adelia Rose died a virgin?
>>33775402>I'm not a narcissist though.It's likely you aren't even aware of it. You go on dates to find your ideal partner and you don't think to screen them at all?
either genderhave you ever used Ao3?if so, what did you read?
I hope my future wife likes being creampied
>>33775412can i be your future wife
>>33775401>and I truly don't know why you broke up eitherYou'd be shocked to hear that I don't either then and I'm not going to dwell on it and be anxious for nothing because I'm well over it.
>>33775411FMpreg
I hate being tall and having large balls. While I'm sitting, I have the choice of either>crushing my ballsor>experiencing lower back pain
Women, if your son was born without arms, would you masturbate him?
>>33775413age? are you flexible?
>>33775417kys for even asking this
>>33773456it 100% depends on the context but that is starting to get into a high enough territory that we'd probably be incompatible just based on life divergence alone
>>33775416Carry around the James Bond chair
>>3377541822, very flexible
>>33775417you think if my son was born i would be thinking about him masturbating? kek, how about other more important life skills?
>>33775426hot, do you want me to kiss you during?
>>33775414I see.Thank you both for indulging me <3
>>33775427was born without arms*
>>33775427You know you’re son still be a person with needs, if he had no arms, right?Eventually he’s going to have sexual urges and won’t be able to do shit about it because he has no arms.
>>33775431>>33775432>>33775417some of you have never fucked a leather couch and it shows
>>33775429yes then the second round no because i want to see how your cock twitches while pumping me
>>33775432that's why you abort instead of letting him live a life of suffering
>>33775422The James Bond chair?
>>33775434Okay Mr. Vice President
>>33775435ok, I jizz a lot so just prepare
>>33775432>>33775434Kek, I'm not saying he won't. Eventually.But there are more important and immediate skills he'd need to learn. And I'm his fucking mother, I'm not gonna think about my baby or my child son masturbating upon learning about his handicap for fuck's sakeIf he manages to learn how to navigate his environment, chances are when he grows up he'll jerk off without help too.
>>33775438the one in casino royal with no bottom that he gets tortured in
As soon as there's a good surgery for dick size I'm getting 4 inches added so I'll be a dicklet no more
>>33775410I don't have a lot of requirements and some of the "screening' happens before we even meet.
>>33775443How fucking small are you that you need 4 extra inches to compete?
>>33775447>not wanting a ridiculous horsecock
>>33775430Your welcome for prodding my trauma.
>>33775447Under double digits is dicklet
>>33775440thats hot
>>33775442Ohhh I see I see... yes that might do
>>33775452NTA but Jesus. Trauma?
>>33775454I'm also in decent shape and pretty strong so I can probably pick you up during if you wanted
I want to prove this guy at work is attracted to old women so I can tell HR and get him fired
I wish half of all women looked like a young Piper Perri when she was blonde
>>33775452I'm sorry for opening recent wounds
>>33775458so can i be your wife?
>>33775464Describe yourself, idk if you'd even be attracted to me
>>33775463No, he’s white
>>33775466tall 176cm, bony and pale, dark hair, 173 cm, 54 kg
>>33775457>>33775462I don't think you guys have all the subtext to understand that his metaphor is an admission that he lied to me from the get go.
>>33775471You sound pretty. I'm white, 170cm 77kg with a faint 4 pack and dark brown hair
foids debussy's reverie came on and i can't stop tittering at debussy's name. am i loveworthy or in any way redeemable
>>33775461Based, loved her laugh and how her pussy looked
>>33775481ew, no.
>>33775479About what?
>>33775480youre so small cute
>>33775488only in height dear ;)
>>33775480>170cm 77kgntaI get that 170 is tallish for a girl, but I weight that much after cutting and im 182cm tall
>>33775490what do you like to do
Men, if you son had no arms and he was gay, would you fist his ass?
>>33775479As the original questioner, I'm sorry for askingI admit being the autist that I am, I didn't think further than just asking the question
No, I refuse to become old. I may age but my spirit shall not wither. I refuse to come home after a long day of work and not pursue my non-career related endeavors
>>33775492I'm a man. I also am not shredded by any means and legitimately have big bones for my height, like 19cm wrists
men what traits do you want in a gf
>>33775487About him trying to cowboy me by lying and accepting my poly terms. He wanted me to change at a long distance, without integrating into my life in any way. Even as I bent backwards to watch him play games he liked and ignored my own.
>>33775501not argumentative is a big one, I went there, done that, never againpreferably religiousitalian
Women, what kind of sex toys do you have?Is there one you don't have yet but wish you did?
>>33775501>kind>not fat>loves me>loyal>not into drama>wants to get married and have kidsThat's pretty much it.
>>33775494gym, gaming, and campingwhat about you?
>>33775501it's hard to explain, but she need to be willing to meet me where i'm at spiritually. i'm something like a kid in spirit, she needs to match that energy.
>>33775504What’s a brahmin boy?
>>33773456If I was the same number it wouldn't matter. I'm not a hypocrite.
>>33773456leave
>>33775514ooo rebellious
>>33775501>Ass and Tits are great but a cute face is paramount.>A kind personality I can trust to do the right thing even when I'm not watching. >Intelligent enough to hold a conversation, doesn't need to be a genius.>An understanding that sometimes I need alone time to clear my head and decompress.>High libido to match mine.>An interest in remaining physically and mentally healthy so that we can comfortable grow old together.I consider those to be high standards and I do my best to match them by being a high quality partner as well.
>>33775502Confusing but ok
Should I bake the bread?
>>33775501>non-physicalchristianoutdoorsy kindwants childrengood at cookinggood at handling moneyintimatedignifiedsubmissivelikes me>physicalhealthy4'9-6'285-220lbsnot have both a flat butt (legs and butt aren't visually separate) and a flat chest (lower than b cup)
>>33775502Maybe there's a contradiction about what he thinks he believes and what he genuinely believes (or maybe he was raised to believe)I remember I liked this guy who was a leftist and a feminist and blah blah ... One day I overheard him basically call a girl a slut for being all over him (even though he did nothing to indicate he didnt want her advances) and realized we can be theoretically, academically... one thing and be raised in a conservative environment and eventually our uprising overrides the set of ideas we want to believe in.As far as I see, Ohio doesn't seem like an incel or typical right wing. Maybe he thought he was or wanted to be "open minded" enough to accept poly relations and felt ashamed and like a hypocrite when he couldn't?
>>33775501stop asking you never reply to any of the posts
>>33775528>christian>>33775528>not have both a flat butt (legs and butt aren't visually separate) and a flat chest (lower than b cup)Kek, I don't think Jesus would be too happy hearing that prayer.
>>33775531>As far as I see, Ohio doesn't seem like an incel or typical right wing. Maybe he thought he was or wanted to be "open minded" enough to accept poly relations and felt ashamed and like a hypocrite when he couldn't?He's just a tradcuck, no need to overcomplicate things
Is saying my eyes are hazel cope?They're more green than brown but they aren't emerald green or anything
>>33775532why the fuck should i? just want to see what men write as their dream gfs
>>33775536Idk about others but I know. Not broke, though. Just not a simp to throw away my money on being a financer of broke women.
>>33775533I'd be willing to change the physical for the right person but I think I'm fairly reasonable considering my own physical attractiveness
>>33775536I've already come to terms with that. I'm not broke though (STEM dork).
>>33775538uh oh look at mr poopy eyes
>>33775536oh I fully understand that, dont worry.only have 1.5 years left anyway
Women where should a man cum if he pulls out?
>>33775542Do you ask the saints for a big booty wife?
>>33775537did he say he wants a trad wife? or is he a tradcuck because he couldn't accept poly relations? because i'm not trad, but i don't see myself in a poly relation either for eg
>>33775554>learntN
>>33775550I pray that God's will be done. If that involves me getting married, great. If not. I can live with it. When I picture what I personally want in a wife I picture her like that
>>33775547NTA. I sincerely hope you don't an hero, but if your mind is made up, at least do something cool, like set a scuba depth record.
>>33775554>learntEsl?>MajorI'm employed.
>>33775531>Maybe he thought he was or wanted to be "open minded" enough to accept poly relations and felt ashamed and like a hypocrite when he couldn't?Then he's going to carry that weight for lying to someone else while they were clueless that they were a practice girlfriend..
>>33775572Alright then.
>>33775574There is more evidence for God's existence than there is from there not being a God.
>>33775536I already know that, I just need to accept it without whining about it
>>33775574you poor, dumb animal.
>>33775571Once again. I feel like I need to reiterate:You do not discover your own identity through other people. People that do that to others are TRASH.
i def cope with my brown eyes. i don't feel like brown does it justice they, they look super idk rich, like chocolate or mahogany or something cuz the inner part is a lot darker than the outer
>>33775501>Christian>likes and wants kids>kind>prudent>likes to cook and bake (like me)>willing to speak her mind unashamedly>bratty>neither exclusively outdoorsy or a homebody, willing to do both>/fit/>idc if she's a titcow or flattie or anywhere inbetweenAnyway I met a girl who's nearly all of this but she's an atheist (Japanese) so I wonder if I'm making a mistake here hanging out with her. idk where either of us will be in 8 months though.
>>33775571>>33775582He said "I think I can be what you're looking for" and then he said "I've tried but I can't be what you're looking for". That's not lying, that's being completely honest. You just can't handle rejection so in your head it becomes a lie.
>>33775536>posting AI slop unironically
>>33775571I'm gonna give you a piece of advice that I gave to myself lately. If it doesn't apply to you, no worries, just ignore it, and if it does, I suggest you don't say in the comments, because other anons might take from it what they will. Lately I found myself on the cusp of abandoning my future or putting it on the burner for a guy. Yet again. I'm not proud to admit that I'm the kind of person who's so starved for affection that the first person who shows me a glimpse of warmth, Im just ready to abandon myself, my future... for them. But that last guy was a wake up call: if I'm ready to throw it all away the moment someone even shows me the faraway promise of love, then for eg, what does that say about what I think of my future? It says that I don't think it's important to the point where I'm ready to give everything up for someone I met yesterday. What's worse, it's something I worked so hard for, and I was so easily thinking of giving it up because of someone I barely, barely knew. I think you see my point. And if none of what I said is helpful, then consider it as ESL rambling.
>>33775536Um actually my femanon in shining armor is gonna show up and save me from that
>>33775585F?
>>33775589>You can’t make this stuff upyou're right, you really can't
>>33775571>>33775582Yeah I don't think he necessarily lied, though he might have.
>>33775586If she's not a militant atheist, being with a Godly man can change her. I definitely got much closer to God thanks to my husband, but there was openness on my end about converting.
>>33775591nta hey good on you anon, that self awareness is important. it hurts, not being able to trust your own attachment sense, but keep up the good work
>>33775563it has to pay out insurance to my family>>33775568>1.5 years left>How did you calculate this?its my 30th birthday
>>33775589He doesn't, the chaos of the world started when humans decided to live separately from God. Because He is just, He honors our wishes and the absence of God affects us
>>33775607instead, you have fallen for an empty promise.
>>33775587Except you miss the entire investment of a 6 month relationship among one singular change of mind. Go on. I want to hear how you're crying because you got dumped over an ick 256790433 more times.
>>33775591The difference between you and BV is that you're looking for love and she's looking for polyamory. You want to tell a man "you're enough for me" and she wants to tell a man "you're not enough for me, I need other men besides you". My full sympathy goes out to Ohio for not wanting to have his spirit crushed in a loveless relationship with her.
>>33775306>I don't orgasm without dick. Your tools will not work.You're serious? Only around 18-30% of women can orgasm from dicks. So that must be super rare.
>>33775596I work 60 hour weeks. Lower your tone.
>>33775617so do i, not even including studying/practice either (mandatory for my work). you are not special.
>>33775606How would the method of suicide affect that?
>>33775619Scamming boomers isn't a job
>>33775506Dildo, vibrator, butt plugs and anal beads.I want a better vibrator.
>>33775620no insurance company covers suicide for obvious reasons
>>33775622Probably not, america is the slut capital of the world
>>33775625That's my point. So you're going to try and make it look like an accident?
>>33775622Uk, really? The most non-sensual euros you could have possibly picked?
>>33775621God is not a piggy bank you pray to. Having personal success is not related to ones standing with God. God never promises wealth or fun
>>33775445>I don't have a lot of requirementsSo what you want out of a relationship is just a set of hypotheticals where any female who doesn't disagree to them and is the bare minimum of attractiveness would do. You view potential girlfriends as a solution to your problems rather than an individual with her own interests, proclivities, and worldview which would SIGNIFICANTLY affect your enjoyment of her company long-term. You should be asking questions about her to determine whether you would still like her when sex, intimacy, or their physical presence is out of the picture, because you will not have that at all times. Those are also basic attributes you'd want to know about and share with your best friends. Romantic and platonic relationships aren't mutually exclusive; if you can't at least be friends with her, how do you expect her to commit to a lifelong partnership with you?
>>33775619nta but what are you studying and practicing?
>>33775621>open to shortGive me all of your money (your commie dad's money actually) and let's short Match Group
>>33775627cool>>33775630I thought they were fairly sexual
>>33775603thanks anon <3 :*>>33775615I don't think I'll be a good representative of Valkyrie's point of view because polyamory is not for me personally, however, I think she said some time it's not a deal breaker for her? Nor do we know (or at least I don't know) if she was seeing other people while dating Ohio. Not to mention, maybe different people love differently, but it doesn't have to mean it's not genuine. We all have people in our lives we love x, y, z about them but we don't love r, s, t... Does that mean we don't love them? Or if we don't love them at certain times (sometimes we need distance or we're angry), does that mean we don't love them? I'm angry at my father, but I would never want him to be harmed for eg.But again I don't think I'm doing a good job speaking for poly relations, because I don't know how they actually are, and personally I can't do them.
>>33775629thats the plan, but its challenging
>>33775621NTA.Why so people post random tinder profiles on here? What's the point of that?
>>33775635so many different things, it is bananas. i help train llms, so the more topics i know the better my earning potential gets. rn it's specialized math topics and chemistry, cuz for some reason people think i can do chemistry (literally the one subject i've never been educated on at a school lmao). i have a much much bigger laundry list than that, though.
>>33775638>I thought they were fairly sexualBalts are the biggest sluts
>>33775506I don't really care for sex toys. We have a vibrator but I tried it and hated it. Other than that, just some restraints.
>>33775641He doesn't promise pain or misery either. Christians focus more on eternity
>>33775650Is it overstimulating?
>>33775648why?
>>33775647what do you need chemistry for when training llms? to know what to train them on or...?
>>33775653Yeah, it's kind of unpleasant. I prefer to be touched or just fucked normally. I also fear that if I tried to make myself less sensitive by getting used to the vibrator it'd kill my orgasms, but I don't think it's based in science or something lol
>>33775654Not sure. Maybe the combination of being former communists that're now apart of the neoliberal system?
>>33775621Grotesque tattoos, btw. I wouldn't fuck her.
>>33775659>I also fear that if I tried to make myself less sensitive by getting used to the vibrator it'd kill my orgasms, but I don't think it's based in science or something lolApparently JH did that, lol.
>>33775665Yeah, her complaining about it is the reason why I tried it once and when it felt unpleasant I just refused to ever use it again.
>>33775600Maybe. Seems like she simply grew up without religion, as most people in Japan do. She sounded half-interested in coming going to church with me in an offhanded conversation with another guy who was asking me to take him to church. But I recently started going to an Orthodox church and idk how she'll feel about standing for ~2 hours lol
>>33775663Shit, I thought the middle one was a bruise.>>33775666Satan, why don't you use punctuation?
>>33775657History has more accounts of Jesus than Alexander the Great. He was a real person, who really lived, claimed to be the Son of God, was really killed, and was claimed to be seen afterwards by hundreds of people. His followers believed so much that they spread His message in an area where it was illegal and many were killed for their beliefs directly. This is historical fact
>>33775658hehe reasonable question sorry i've been breathing this stuff for a couple years now. the industry is starting to find its niche as applications are experimented with, a lot of training work right now involves training them to follow instructions to be useful assistants to people in different professional fields. imagine you're hired as some sort of engineer to maintain a petrochemical system, and you had a specialized LLM that could help e.g. sort reports or help brainstorm ideas or what have you...that sort of thing. learning these topics largely helpse review other people's work and to help spruce up the data and make it be as good as possible.
>>33775661are they hot?>>33775662cool
>>33775674oh, that makes sensebut it also makes me think your laundry list must be endless because I can imagine there's crazy amounts of niches that are waiting for their own specializingwhat do you think is the field it will have the biggest impact on in the next five years?
>>33775668I also did not grow up religious, I only went to Church for weddings and funerals until my husband asked me to go about a year into dating.The one thing that made me want to go back with him was how festive it felt to worship, and how welcoming the people were to me. I wouldn't say I'm Christian right now, but definitely much closer to it than I was when we met.I don't know your individual circumstances or anything so I don't want to sell you false hope, but don't be afraid to show her that part of you. She might be more receptive to it than you think, that's all I'm saying.
>>33775674nta have you learned any cool chemistry facts?
>>33771981Get a fwb
state genderwhat do you hope for?
>>33775686F. Health and peace for my loved ones.
>>33771996Jaime and Leyley
>>33775684>>33775690breh woke up and is going through the whole thread top to bottom
>>33775686F
>>33775686MThat I release my album before I die. My soul will not rest if I don't accomplish this. I have an impending fear that I will die of cancer at a young age and it would be a shame if I didn't release a nice, well composed body of musical work that I am proud of
>>33775693based
>>33775694basedhow far along are you in the process? what music are you making? would you be willing to post an example?
>>33775679oh yeah, thats what i mean when i say it increases my earning potential per-subject. i'm privileged to have started working in the field when i did, i possess an expertise and breadth that really not a lot of other fellow workers have (which is why some of the opportunities i've mentioned in past posts exist for me, i imagine).>what do you think is the field it will have the biggest impact on in the next five years?well i was a freelance writer before, it was already disrupting my work; jobs were becoming less "here's $100 to write 4 articles" and more "here's $100 to correct 40 articles". so, a LOT of work like that; a lot of low level administrative work, especially paperwork-heavy stuff, paralegals will be impacted heavily, webdevs are being holocausted (but that's because they're shit programmers so believe me they deserve it). basically, it is eradicating low-level artistry...for now. i could go on but it'll get schizo-y at some point lmao. it's gonna be big but not in the way people expect, never believe any sam altman press release
>>33775686mi want my toys to come alive!
>>33775686Mlung cancer
>>33775681>so I don't want to sell you false hope, but don't be afraid to show her that part of you. She might be more receptive to it than you think, that's all I'm saying.No worries, I get your point. it's really easy to want to avoid discussing hard topics like religion, but it's part of being an adult and getting the most out of life.
Need a petite blonde woman to swallow my cum eagerly
>>33775707redheads are superior in every way
dutch braids are the best hairstyle for facefucking
>>33775686MThat this girl might actually be my first gf. I have my doubts though.
Need a footjob from a girl with black nail polish
>>33775708either are good, even brunette.
>>33775699>it'll get schizo-y at some pointgood, keep going then >in the way people expectin what way then? >never believe any sam altman press releasewhy not?
>>33775624Would you get something really powerful like a Hitachi?
>>33775701what toys...?
>>33775707>>33775709>>33775712it's very masturbatory itt right now
4 page engineering assignment done, now onto the 900 word English assignment.
>>33775721good job
>>33775720yeah, I'm horny
>>33775722Thank you anon, we are all gonna make it if we keep trying.
Need a girl with a slutty gym outfit to grind her body on my body, seductively.
I wish Nagatoro was real.But all girls are mean and evil.
>>33775724obviously, yes
>>33775725WAGMI what's the english assignment on?
>>33775731It's a writing on an interview I had to host and then transcribe. Nothing super interesting but hopefully I can squeeze out 900 words (and then another 300 for the final iteration of the assignment.)
>>33775728I will stay horny until a petite woman with dutch braids swallows my cock
>>33775716No, that would kill me i think
>>33775725Based
>>33775735rather specific but good luck finding her
>>33775699>believe any sam altman press releasehttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1759904083735528.mp4
masturbating with both hands feels really good
>>33775738I have good reason to find her
ai is scary :(
>>33775721Good job anon, proud of you.
>>33775740Uhm, i used to do that because it felt really nice on my dick, ans because of that i thought i have a micropenis or somethingSeeing porn early in my life kinda fucked me up for good
They should make a strapon with haptic feedback.
>>33775742to swallow your cock?
>>33775686Mthe best for my family and a quick end to me
>>33775747yep
>>33775743not unless you are a lil pussy
>>33775743Altman has literally said he thinks it's going to exterminate humanity.
>>33775752nice
>>33775683it's not *quite* chemistry, but crystal lattice structures are really neat, i was learning a bit about the math and physics about them, crystals represent a sort of collapsing of certain mathematical properties, which is how they end up so symmetrical; and those symmetries represent like relatively optimized energy states. it's like...using chemistry to graph mathematical symmetry relationships. again not quite chemistry but it's neat!!>>33775715gee wonder who is trying to provoke my schizotypy :P a lot of artists are freaking out over the idea of generated art, which is funny because i don't think artists realize that by and large nobody but themselves pay attention to the details of their works, they only pay attention to vibe which is LITERALLY what these models can generate; they give you vibes, but skim over the details. and now that artists have competition with vibe creation, they're now going to have to start actually paying attention to making their technique visible in the work. in other words, a side effect of the rise of machine learning is that artists are now going to have to git gud, because simply existing enough to give vibe is no longer good enough. reputation is going to play a big role too...it's going to basically force artists to maintain a brand and commercialize their person. they already sorta do this, so i don't think that's gonna be a big change.>why not?it has nothing to do with reality but rather: if he can convince investors that chat gpt prints money, then those investors will use the government to print money for him.the man is sick in the head, anon.>>33775718the ones i'll make, i'm going for a geppetto run
>>33775751sorry :(
>>33775752Ya man trust the snake oil salesman that the snake oil will cure all of your ills!
>>33775745that doesn't make sense anon, if you had a micropenis you wouldn't be able to use both hands
>gooned to miki berenyi pics for 3 hours todaywhat a productive day
the other day I edged for so long that once I came I felt nothing, guess I edged too much
>>33775758But snake oil salesman is saying the snake oil is poison.
State genderDo you think your voice sounds nice? Do you have a certain voice in mind when you read others' posts?
>>33775761Who?
I should get a penis extender so I can confidently say 6 inches instead of being 5.8
>>33775776ah but you see he needs money to find a cure for the snake oil poison (who is, after all, a snake oil expert; who better?)
>>33775780I'd use a sheath on a femanon tbqh
I heard from someone that the girl I’ve been talking to for the past couple months might actually have a boyfriend that she lives with. I have basically no way of confirming/debunking this, so for all I know it could be false information.My question is this: What possesses a woman to go so far out of her way to get to know me, seemingly out of nowhere, including following me on social media (which she technically isn’t even supposed to be doing as a supervisor at our workplace), following me around for an hour after one of her shifts to talk to me while I was still working, hitting me up at 1am or later to see what I’m up to and invite me out downtown where she and her friend(s) are drinking without her supposed boyfriend, etc?I’m not saying men and women can’t be platonic friends and I’m not saying I only want to be friends with women if they’ll let me fuck, but I’m struggling to see why someone who isn’t available would go so far out of their way to get to know me in particular when I’m not that interesting or cool or good-looking, and I personally just wouldn’t do the same with someone of the opposite sex unless I was attracted to the person — it doesn’t particularly benefit me in any way to have anything more than a good professional relationship/work-friendship at best.
>>33775777meh i could have a worse voice. there was a dumb website posted here that deemed my voice just deep enough to be attractive (or something like that). i tend to speak kinda quietly and my voice ends up being gravelly often as a result
>>33775783No, it needs to be real. Until surgery gets better I'll just use an extender
>>33775777FI have a soft and pleasant voice, which is good for my work I talk to people a lot.I don’t make a voice in my mind when I read posts
>>33775787>there was a dumb website posted here that deemed my voice just deep enough to be attractiveThe voicecel website?
>>33775777Apparently I sound like a Turian from mass effect.For some reason I read femanon posts in a the voice of a random girl that was on theonion like 10 years ago.
what's a good song to listen to before killing myself?
>>33775791yeah yeah! that one. i was not a voicecel, but only just barely
>>33775785>heard from someone that the girl I’ve been talking to for the past couple months might actually have a boyfriend that she lives with. I have basically no way of confirming/debunking this, so for all I know it could be false information.>I My question is this: What possesses a woman to go so far out of her way to get to know meI was in this exact situation except she has engaged. I don't know why they do it, cluster B, I guess...
>>33775794westworld theme song
>>33775794https://youtu.be/ykaj8oZkIeM?si=CfFkJ8ocj-nJfUim
Dreamed tonight I booked 9 nights at a brothel as if it was a hotel.My dick is getting desperate...
>>33775798>>33775799thanks for the suggestions
>>33775794Yeah yeah yeahs - Heads will roll.The Pixies - Where is my mind (Bonus points if you try doing it by drug OD)
>>33775785Attention. Maybe her relationship is unfulfilling and she craves to feel desired and wanted, without feeling like she's crossing the line into physical or emotional cheating.I'm really sorry it happened to you. It's not fair for someone to lead someone on.
>>33775686MaleTo move to JapanTo find true loveThose are not necessarily related statements
>>33775802hmm don't have access to drugs, I was planning on slitting my throat or my wrists or rather my forearm
>>33775794>what's a good song to listen to before killing myself?https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QwZzBP5MApQ
I love when pussy does the little grip thing with your cock
>>33775808How long from now?
>>33775797Damn, sorry to hear that Anon. I hope this is just bad information I’ve received, the person I heard it from heard it from someone else who looked through her Facebook and saw several pics of her with the same guy, they might just be old pics though but like I said I have no way of knowing other than by checking for myself and I don’t really want to do that because Facebook’s retarded algorithm will instantly throw me into her “people you may know” suggestions which I specifically don’t want to have happen. And I can’t just outright ask her because of the various social consequences of that. She’s only ever spoken about exes and bad Tinder dates to me and I’ve never seen any guys on her social media (not including Facebook obviously) though.>>33775805I don’t even know that she’s intentionally leading me on or not, I’d like to believe that she wouldn’t just on the basis that it doesn’t particularly behoove her to do so. I’m still not really interested in being platonic friends with her outside of work though if she does turn out to have a boyfriend, she’s very attractive (to me) and we share many of the same interests and niche hobbies and have really similar taste in fashion and music and so I was just really hoping for this to work out. I know not everything is going to go my way, I’d just like to win one time in my 20s, that’s all
>>33775808That's a most horrific way to attempt it.If you truly want to do it, why not spend whatever money you have on maybe have one final good experience?Anybody can have access to drugs if they want it.
>>33775794now why on earth would you kill yourself
>>33775811probably in a few hours
>>33775754sdmittedly, I find the outrage amongst artists about AI amusingit always makes me think about how each time humans came up with an innovation, people claimed it's going to be the end of this or that and become soulless or whatever but what happened instead is that those that rejected it became obsolete and those that embraced it pushed the boundaries of the crafttale as old as time, they already lamented how book printing will ruin everything and some might argue it did, but that depends on one's definition of ruined >artists are now going to have to git guddesu it's never the actually good artists being weird about it, it's mainly the creators that just produced generic slop anyways>the man is sick in the headprobably had a taste of power and got dizzy, a classic >geppetto runare you talking about the games or the llms coming to life? or both?
>>33775818Why today, specifically?
>>33775816don't have any money>>33775817why not? I'm very unhappy >>33775821no particular reason, I have to do it before I change my mind again
>>33775824Why do you usually change your mind?
>>33775824How do you have absolutely no money?Where do you live?
>>33775825because I'm a coward I guess idk>>33775827I'm unemployed and live with my parents
I'm tired of being called a pedo for liking adult petite women. They're hot
>>33775829Go hug your parents, anon.
>>33775832I agree. Some guy in a group chat on Instagram got so fucking mad at me over this that he sent screenshots of me saying the n-word to my employer in an attempt to get me fired (failed btw)
Sex ends when the man cums.
>>33775820our relationship to media was ALREADY in flux before AI came around due to computers, the way that i relate to music is so alien to how my parents relate to music, even though they had me very very young. but yeah i've never seen artists that aren't part of the like online art fandom (lol) get upset about it. i think you only get the memo if you have a bluesky account and publicly hate elon musk>are you talking about the games or the llms coming to life? or both?neither! i'm interested in learning some basic robotics and making little tiny things that can, idk, do things. what do animals do? i want to make them do that>>33775824>why not? I'm very unhappyand what makes you so sure whatever comes next is better?
My head hurts so bad and I have to talk on the phone with a lady for like an hour. Why do I have to work a job to be given money?? Unfair.
>>33775787>just deep enough to be attractive (or something like that).>i tend to speak kinda quietly and my voice ends up being gravelly often as a resultWhat do I have to do to convince you to post a voca
>>33773948MStranger in a strange land.
>>33775836My working theory is that some women remember the last time they were skinny and small were as children so any man who likes small women must like children. no dear, you've just gained a little weight, which is fine but not for me
>>33775835my relationship with them is strained>>33775839>and what makes you so sure whatever comes next is better?and what if it is better?
>>33775836>failed btwUnfortunate.
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>>33775841wait like 10 hours because i'm trapped in a house with my parents and it is 1am rofl. i promise you my voice isn't that good, it's mostly unused because i'm by myself in a room all day. actually, i think i DO have some old schizophrenic recordings on my phone, let me see if i can dig one up and upload that
>>33775851:o I'm counting on you, anon!
>>33775847>my relationship with them is strainedNow is a great time to start repairing it. Please don't hurt yourself, anon.
>>33775807Why Japan?
>>33775855i did find one, but i don't want to upload the whole thing (it's the four minute train ramble) so i'm gonna find some way to get the first 40 seconds out of it so stay tuned, i'm>COOKING>CLEANING>CROWNING
>>33775871I really like the culture. Granted, I only know what I see in media and others I know that have been but it seems like such a nice place. People at large seen respectful of their environment, I love the culture of mythology and superstition, I can walk places and rely on public transport, the food seems much healthier and generally better, and the land itself is just very beautifulBesides that I also just want to get out of the states and have nowhere else in particular in mind to go
>>33775875https://voca.ro/1hri3z8j6sJI okay anon here you go, this was from 2021 i'm pretty sure i sound a lot more hollow now
>>33775855wtf idk why i replied to myself and not you but here >>33775905
>>33775905thanks for blueballing me, now I want to hear about the other mentally ill characters
>>33775912i actually don't even go into detail in that recording lmao that was a whole separate thing, the actual rest of the story was that i fell asleep on the one and only train to see my grandparents for christmas, and they were picking me up...but it turned out, after waking up and panicking, that the train actually had to stop right as i fell asleep and it started moving right before i woke up. SO stupid. i'll tell you the only mentally ill character i remember. i say character because i honestly struggle to classify this eldritch abomination. she was about chin height (maybe 5'8 yes this is a brag), and had about five mensworth of flesh strewn about her; each limb had one dedicated goiter, with no discernible neck. she would waddle slowly around the station, glaring at people as she did. but the truly terrifying thing? the sounds of its breath. YOU, reader, can recreate this noise. cover your mouth with your hand, as if you were talking but hiding your mouth, take a deep breath, and breath out of your mouth while using your hand as if you were making accurate indian (feather) noises, a kind of airy "wa wa".
>>33775905>>33775908Your voice sounds really nice! If not a bit like a conspiracy theorist, lol. But the low pitch and smoothness is pleasant to listen to.
>>33775944aw that's kind anon thank you, yeah i think my voice is okay. i have trouble enunciating my words sometimes and tend to talk really fast, which i get a bit self conscious about, but people seem to deal w/it lmao
>>33775938>yes, this is a brag lol, rudenow that begs the question why you recorded that story in the first place
>>33775951nta but you do talk fast, I like that though, slow talker make me antsy, make me want to shake them and tell them to spit it out already
>>33775951>and tend to talk really fastI was thinking about that too, you talk surprisingly fast for how calm you sound. But it's not a bad thing at all
>>33775952you know i actually really cant remember. it was in an old audio recording folder on my phone along with a bunch of other random recordings (had a phase where i'd go on night walks and ramble about what i was doing), but that was like inside and focused, certainly i was recording that to send to someone, and it'd be an irl friend since it had locations. interesting.oh by the way, you asked me where i was relocating to, i'm in southern california right now but i plan on moving to north idhao in the spokane-coeur d'alene area! have family in the region, visited since i was a kid, loved it very much. whereabouts do you love?
>>33775954>>33775955i literally think it's because i watch all of my media at 2x speed because i am impatient so i'm just used to processing words quickly
>>33775966adds up >>33775960>night walks didn't you post on one of those a while ago? I think you were tripping or something >spokane-coeur d'alene areathat looks pretty, do you plan to live rural or more in a city? >>33775966checks out, lol
>>33775991>responding to the same post twiceman my brain is scrambled, maybe I shouldn't stay up until 5am next time...
>>33775991i've actually never gone outside while tripping, so i don't think that was me...but maybe there was a time long ago? i don't do that often as it is usually opportunistic. but yeah, the region is super nice, i'm going for the coeur d'alene proper, hoping to maybe find an apartment or something along the river or lake so i can set up my personal Dreaming Studio of Mr. C and little C. eventually though i'm definitely going rural, probably kaczynski-tier. already studying how to put together wood gas generators, looking to get enough land to be able to replace everything i use and become self-sufficient.>>33775995endearing. adorable. i bet you noticed immediately, too. do you also have a bad habit of proof-reading things AFTER you send them?how much did you hate yourself while you had to wait the minute to post again? lmao. sounds like it is bed time for you
>>33775665No. I desensitized myself TO VIBRATORS. That's it.
>>33775898That’s nice! The work culture is brutal, but there is a lot to love here. Hope you make it
>>33776019hm, maybe I'm mixing things up then >little C is that your robot pet? >become self-sufficientvery comfy, how convenient that you can work remote fully, gives so much freedom >noticed immediately indeed, 4chan is an exercise in letting things be since there is no editing lol>proof-reading things AFTER you send themugh yeah, so stupidwhy even do that, it's not like you could change any typos anyways and as long as people get what you meant it's whatever >how much did you hate yourself while you had to wait the minute to post again?way too much, I had a pass until like a week ago and got used to no captchas and shorter waiting times and now it's insufferable but i'll endure it, see it as practice ground for patience >bed time no, it's 11am now, but I shouldn't have stayed up so long, I think I slept like two hours but I did do my taxes rn, so that's something pretty sure I messed something up tho, my brain feels sluggish afspeaking of, what stims are you using? i've tried a few and they are great for a while but I think I have a tendency to burn myself out on them because after like three weeks of regularly using them I get exhausted af, which is cringe, so I avoid them I think my brain has no breaks and if I add stims to that it just burns through the fuses it's your bedtime soon tho...
>>33776035Yeah I keep getting warned about the work culture but desu I feel like if I liked where I was it wouldn't weigh me down as much, and I already pull a ton of overtime and stuff here. I hate where I'm at right now and never leave my house anyways. Besides I'm hoping to get there through transferring locations in my company, and I've heard foreign companies generally don't have as bad of work culture. Everybody over there I see on our security cameras seems pretty content and laid back!Thanks for the encouragement anon
>>33776057sorry it was an egregious reference to chrischan. i'm not sure what i'd name my little critters, probably different names based on whatever they're meant to do. pic related is akin to the sort of hardware i'm hoping it'll have and thus its size, having a full on computer should enable some pretty interesting behavior. since it won't really need to interface with its GPU, i SHOULD be able to design a small but simple operating system, so the entire CPU can be dedicated to powering its behavior. this is pretty much what i expect to be tinkering on until i croak>I think I slept like two hoursi was getting a lil confused, since i thought you had mentioned sleeping earlier. two hours? why are you here!! don't do you taxes on two hours of sleep good grief lmaomy sleep is fucked, anyway, i went to bed at like 11am, woke up at about 3pm, so i'm chillin and working right now.>what stims are you using? my main stim is cyclazodone. i do not recommend it, not only because it's a research chemical with pretty bad theoretical side effects but it's not an energizing stimulant whatsoever, it just keeps you engaged. if you're in europe (sounds like you must be), then there may be regulatory issues as well. the closest you could find in normal medicine would be methylphenidate, or bupropion. i can sleep when i'm dead.
>>33776114>chrischan lol, I see >pic rel you know, after posting pic rel without actually attaching the pic last night, this makes me feel a bit better >behavior would you want it to be more practical helpers or companions, or both?>why are you here!!unfortunately staying up late stands no chance against my circadian rhythm, maybe I'll take a nap later, although that seems unrealistic since my dad will come over in the afternoonyeah, everything is regulated to hell and back hereI tried methylphenidate, thats actually what kept burning me out maybe I'll try again once I have a better grip on my mind >i can sleep when i'm deadI guessss, but imagine how much more alexander could have conquered if he had access to sufficient sleep ;)
>>33776114>pic relatedahem..
>>33776127oh sure, bully the american>would you want it to be morethe only goal is to make something interesting, that's all. just how complex of a thing can i make? i suppose making something that can keep itself going endlessly, given resources, (e.g. seek out power) might be cool. i want something that develops a personality and grows clear preferences. make them able to communicate with others at some point, maybe. oh, i just realized what i want them to do: i want to make little things that can play with each other. you know...silly little toys playing on their silly little tracks!>yeah, everything is regulated to hell and back hereit isn't unlikely that cyclazodone is unregulated, it is one of the most obscure compounds i've seen, probably because of how unrecreational it is.i've never tried any other big boy stimulant, so idk how it compares, but i just know that it's not energetic feeling. it's more like an expansion of mind but also a tightening of awareness, like pressure is added into my brain. >>how much more alexander could have conquered if he had access to sufficient sleep ;)>she's trying to get me into the pod
>>33776185>little things that can play with each otheromg thats perfect... >silly little toys playing on their silly little tracksI made a silly little AI song from that and have been listening to it on repeat all night lolhttps://voca.ro/118E9OCMRgsr>expansion of mind yes, thats what it feels like but I think my brain is already on full capacity sober so if I add stims the system overheats >picis that a raspberry pi? >she's trying to get me into the pod:oalso, my dad is here now and we're going to roast chestnuts and pumpkin gor lunch now, so sleep well if you end up going to bed in the meantime
>>33776258sure, have fun! sounds like a good time. and yes, that is a raspberry pi! or a version of it, anyway
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>>33775794https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnlJw9H0xAM
>>33775794when i listen to an old unreleased track called almost there from childish gambino it puts me to the edge every time
