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>>33775846first for flat girls
>>33775846petite women are so hot, especially when they have nice figures
State sex. Are you an alpha, a beta, or a sigma?https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1759848898907442.mp4
Good morning to the blond foids
>>33775857I went out with a male friend of mine and they gave me the bill. If that doesn't prove that I'm an alpha then idk what will
>>33775857I'm a sigma because I'm an alpha but I have no friends.
>>33775857what thread is that from?
>>33775857Man, this kid is so utterly autistic. Poor kiddo.
>>33775869is there any hope for a guy like that getting a girlfriend?
>>33775854Woo first place
>>33775861Based Stacy
I wish women liked cock more
>>33775857Anyone notice he emotes like a Bioware character?
>>33775865I think ylyl
>>33775856yes, I like women who I can toss around for hours
>>33775873Yeah, I work with kids around that age with similar level of functioning and one just got his first gf.>>33775878A lot of kids with autism copying body language from characters from tv/videogames. The kid I was just talking about copies it from music videos, it's really odd.
>>33775861Queen shit? O_O
English paper now also done 900 words later, that was a lot of typing.
>>33775881Music videos? Any in particular?
>>33775884good stuff
>>33775861Are you tall? Or at least taller than him?
>>33775885He has phases. Whatever song he likes currently, he'll watch the video thousands of times and then try to copy the way the artist moves. He had a moment when he did choreography from tiktok dances while we were trying to talk to each other. I usually don't like telling kids to stop being so autistic, but for that one I had to tell him.
>>33775888>>33775882>>33775876I am a man, I am shorter than him by half a foot.
Good night everyone, I hope I have dreams of hot petite women who love me
Every time I read about women complaining about dating I get amazed at how they manage to fuck up something they're so insanely privileged in.
>>33775874about time!
>>33775889nta but why? why can't he body stim?
>>33775884So happy I’m not in school anymore, still typing though hehe
>>33775895Ye hehe. I appreciate this place for liking petite flat women.
>>33775903They're so hot, i will get one very pregnant one day
>>33775896That is not stimming. He struggles to assimilate body language from natural contexts, so a lot of his frame of reference is movies, vidya, youtube videos, tiktok which he will rewatch compulsively and try to copy. He does the dances because he sees people on social media doing it, and he thinks that's how normal people behave.
Femanons, do you have a fwb or fb?
>look in the mirror>feel pretty happy with progress>remember i'm 5'8'' and none of this mattersat least i'll always have the guy at the gym that always spots me when i bench
>>33775911Lol, imagine crying over being 5'8">t. 5'5"
>>33775909or maybe he just likes doing them
>>33775918I've talked to him about it, anon. I'm not guessing.
>>33775894While I agree that dating as a woman is easier to some degree, it doesn't mean it is easy to find a person you are compatible with and love. I don't think it's much easier compared to how it is for a man.>>33775910I don't know what fb means.
>>33775926fuckbuddy
>>33775931Oh. Then no, ew.
>>33775910no
>>33775894single women can just walk around town on a warm day and spray their single girl smell everywhere and have dozens of men approaching her with sticks to build her nest with men dont have that option
>>33775846>no femanon to bounce on itSuch a bummer
There's a girl at work who I know likes me, but every time I try to talk to her she drops her spaghetti and bails. Is there any hope of something coming of this or should I just forget about it? She's cute but it's getting a bit frustrating.>inb4 you're imagining it and she really hates you
>>33775926Well as a woman you can find 10 guys to go on a date every day with a press of a button. Off sheer numbers some of them will be decent.Meanwhile as a guy just getting the date is a struggle, and then once you get the date you are in the same numbers game women are.
>>33775969How close is your work relationship?
how do i stop engaging in lekking behavior on this general
>>33775915Brother there's a teenage girl in my Italian class that is literally taller than me. There really isn't much difference between 5'5 and 5'8, we're both short.
>>33775976what behavior now?
>>33775970>just spend all your time scrolling through apps, getting depressed and going on dates with men you don't likeYeah, no, thanks.
>>33775969does work give you opportunities to talk to her at all? remember women are autistic
>>33775978>Lekking is a mating system where males of certain species, such as birds and insects, gather in one area to display to potential mates while competing with each other. Males engage in competitive behaviors like vocalizations and physical displays to attract females, who visit the leks to choose a mate based on these performances. This behavior concentrates mating activity, allowing females to efficiently assess potential mates but often results in highly skewed reproductive success, where only a few dominant males do most of the mating.
>>33775977Quit your whining
>>33775980The alternative is scrolling through apps getting depressed and not going on dates because women won't match with your or respond whatsoever. You're the ones who decide whether to match or not, dating apps being bad is totally self-inflicted lol.Again you're complaining that the food isn't good to people who can't even get the food in the first place.
>>33775980>going on dates with men you don't likeCan't you get at least the occasional date with Chad?
>>33775982it's fucking over...my dull plumage, disheveled feathers and feeble warble unmistakably mark me as an unlovable freak who will go the winter alone.
>>33775971>>33775981Not really. We're both pretty busy and work in different departments (it's a grocery store, I'm a baker and she stocks shelves.) We do run into each other at least a few times every week though.
>>33775993
I will never get a cute mixed gf...
>>33775982ok, and why do you want to stop doing that?
>>33775987I'm just saying that apps are built for casual sex, they're a meat catalogue you scroll through until you find someone hot enough who hopefully thinks you're hot enough to bone too. That's not how you date if you want to fall in love with someone.Apps are not built for people who want an actual connection. For that you mostly have to date normally, which is about as annoying for men and women. Women play a more passive role, of course, but still it largely is equal.>>33775992I'm with a guy I find very attractive, both physically and personality wise.
>>33775998why does btm left's expression look traumatized too..
>>33776004the horrors of existence
>>33776003>I'm with a guy I find very attractive, both physically and personality wise.Chads always win.
>>33776003It's not even remotely equal and you know it, men literally do everything in the first stages and the woman just sits back and decides to act wooed or not.And what you said is just patently false. Dating apps are the #1 way people meet and marry these days. There is this meme about "no people meet hecking organically meme" which is patently false, most activites are very heavily gendered and nobody under 40 strikes up people to chat, they go there, do their directed activity, look at their phone, then go home.Women hold all the power when it comes to online dating so online dating being trash is entirely on you, I'm sorry to say.
>>33775998why do nonbreeding males take on female plumage? doesn't that increase their chances of getting raped?
>>33775910No, we're officially dating now. I did, though.
>>33775993it's so over...>>33775998LMAO what the fuck? why does he look like that??>>33776001idk it's silly and imaginary. as if femanons here are really browsing anons...
>>33775846That guy would be a KHHV incel in 2025.Just a few years in the wrong timeline and average men are screwed, kek. Very funny from God.
>>33775907That I don’t want, but good luck!
>>33776021That's cute. How long were you fwbs for?
>>33775910What’s a fb? I don’t have a bf or sexual partner
My vibes were off about her and it turned out to be true, but I don't know if I made it into a self fulfilling prophecy
>>33776030spill the beans mister
>>33776003Have you ever pegged him?
>>33776028It feels like we we're always sort of dating, but I guess a few months before we were completely official. It's a throuple thing, so it was pretty complicated to make it feel like something long term and real romantically and not just sexually.
>>33776039fags and their """alternative lifestyle""", i stg...
>>33776034She was too good to be true. Too perfect, I tried to be cautious but fell in headfirst, then she suddenly disappeared.
>>33776039Oh, hi JH.
>>33776043ah...fellow anon with an ahab complex. i'm sure we'll find what we're looking for someday anon
Women, how's life on the farm?
>>33776013Good post. I'm not sure why females here do this psyop and try to convince guys to lower their chances of getting bitches even more. Literally every female creature is either on a dating app or dates through her insta. They don't want to meet random guys which is why they barely go outside alone.
>>33776039>woman in her late 30s falling for the polymeme
>>33776042I thought it'd be dumb at first, too. I wouldn't have committed to this if I didn't feel like it could reasonably work out, though.>>33776044Hi anon.>>33776051Not getting milked enough. But seriously, it's been fun getting my little garden ready for the first frost.
>>33776014why do incels become trannies? doesn't that increase their chances of getting their bussy penetrated?
>>33776051I wouldn't know, Chad dick is getting so scarce even 8/10s are on months-long waitlists
>>33776066What's driving the scarcity? Too much demand?
>>33776061I'm mid-30's. Not late.
>>33776051man, I thought you were actually asking about farm life for a second...
>>33776068Phytoestrogens and falling White populations are the key causes.
>>33776049nta, whats an ahab complex?
>>33776071If you're actually a farm girl, feel free to expound on it.
>>33776070same difference. You're too old for this bullshit
>>33776061That's a good thing. She's the last person who should try to have children or a husband. Now she got fully filtered, kek.
>>33776073I thought you were an actual femanon. Well played.
>>33776065Pic related is like white guys and blacked porn
>>33776074madmen looking for our white whale
>>33776080That wasn't me..I couldn't think of a funny response
>>33775846Look femanon im just going to say it,Your accents arent that good.
>>33776076This feels like the closest I've ever been to being able to start a family, though. Right now, all I have to do is solve the situation with my dad and then I'll be as ready as they are.
>>33776090I thought you guys thought valley girl accents were hot.
>>33776077>yfw she ends up pregnant by chad
>>33776075I'm not but I wish I was it sounds lovely, at least in my totally unrealistic idealized fantasies I have spent time on farms throughout my life though, my best friend as a kid lived on a huge farm and we'd sleep in the hay, search for where the cats hid the kittens, braid the horses mane and brush them like they were "shining like ape asses" (according to her dad) or help harvest potatoes maybe that's why I have such an idyllic idea about farm life then I had a seasonal job at a farm for a while, they were growing blueberries and herbs and it was just wonderful, I'd spend my days picking berries or laying out herbs to dry to make herb salt and now my best friend has a dairy farm and it's so comfy to spend time there with her, she has an orchard with plums and apples and pears and cherriessigh
>>33776088oh, THAT ahabI thought it referred to the biblical onemuch confuse
>>33776095>I thought you guys thought valley girl accents were hot.
>>33776100People should actually read Moby Dick.
>>33776106give me top three reasons why
>>33776090you don't even know what my accent sounds like
>>33776106I can only read summaries
>>33776102I can do a southern accent instead.
MenWould you date a femanon if she asked you out point-blank?
>>33776100>>33776106>>33776109i don't know why moby dick has such a reputation for being hard to read, it is SUCH an unironically good book, i've been reading it for the first time and utterly enjoying myself
>>337761091. Great descriptions of sea travel and whaling in the 19th century.2. Way more interesting and philosophical than the glib "Guy is obsessed with whale" popular conception of it.3. Prose reaches literally transporting heights.
>>33776113>I can do a southern accent instead.Okay i take it back then, your accent is good great even.
>>33776115If i liked her, yea
>>33776115No, immediate ghost.
>>33776099Damn, I feel very stuck in my apartment reading this.
>>33776115well certainly not date or anything serious, but i'd offer to exchange contacts or something and see where things evolve, might as well idk
>>33776118But I can only do it as a joke.
>>33776117well, I could not care less about nr 1, I believe nr 2 but unfortunately I have an aversion to 3, so I think I'll pass>>33776116I didn't say it's hard to read, I just don't see the point but good for you if you enjoyed it
Can Femanons squirt?Do you think it's real?
>>33775890Weird that you emphasized "male friend"
>>33776126Women with Louisiana accents can destroy small countries with little more than a gesture and a sigh.
>>33776131I've been told I squirt, but it just feels like peeing suddenly to me.
>>33776126>But I can only do it as a joke.Damn it, i wanted to hear some preciates some sugar some honeys and definitely a pumpkin or two. A country simile or metaphor or two.I take it back your accent is just bad>>33776111You know what yours is bad too.
>>33776129sorry i didn't mean to imply you said that, it has that reputation generally and i was more lamenting that it has a bad reputation at all because it's actually fucking good
>>33776121same ;_; it also made me remember that time I stayed a few weeks on a goat farm in italy and helped herd the goats, make cheese and they had a huge mulberry tree I'd climb and it felt like being in the land of milk and honey they also had a hazelnut orchard and a rottweiler puppy it was like paradise
>>33776129>I have an aversion to 3You hate prose? Do you even read fiction at all?
>>33776135I meant more like a Texan cowboy sort of accent.>>33776137I only have the one time I made a joke with the accent ITT and someone put western music in the background of it.
>>33776115Yes. She is obviously disturbed, so outright rejecting her seems dangerous. I'll lead her on until I figure out what her problem is before finding a safe time to ghost her, like when she's planning an elaborate date or something.
>>33776140maybe I just give it another chance, last time I tried the endless descriptions made me zone outI have nothing against pretty prose but I kinda don't like if it doesn't drive the plot or the character and is more for setting the stage or generating a vibe, guess I'm too impatient to appreciate the slow unfolding of the scene
>>33776145>She is obviously disturbed, so outright rejecting her seems dangerous.>Tfw no yandere femanon who's plan was to date me and/or stab meAh, why live?
>>33776013>men literally do everything in the first stagesI don't think that's the case. It certainly isn't in my experience.>Dating apps are the #1 way people meet and marry these daysThey're not. 80% of people met their SO in person. Only 20% met online. Even among younger generations, it's 77 in person / 23 online.>nobody under 40 strikes up people to chatBlatantly false. You're just autistic.
>>33776136JH?
>>33776143hate is a bit of a strong word, I like prose but only in small doses (and then I'd rather read something where prose is the point, like poetry) and no, I rarely read fiction to begin with for this exact reason
>>33776147>I have nothing against pretty prose but I kinda don't like if it doesn't drive the plot or the characterGamer mindset.
>>33776137>You know what yours is bad tooalright, let's hear yours then cowboy
>>33776051I thought you were asking about actual farms and I feel really sad now.
>>33776150Yeh.
>>33776152>and then I'd rather read something where prose is the point, like poetryNam your three favourite poets now or you're a poser.
>>33776154*shrug*
>>33776148Honestly if you deliberately deprive your gf of dick during ovulation and she doesn't try to stab you she either 1. doesn't love you (most likely) or 2. has thyroid issues and you should either leave or go see a doctor.
>>33776090if its not italian, I dont want it
>>33776156>alright, let's hear yours then cowboyNo i wont. Also my accent isnt strong anyways i can occasionally slip into sounding like a hick but not cowboy
>>33776090I know. I feel really embarrassed about it. One of my american friends told me my accent is cute and I wanted to kill myself and die.
>>33776162>deliberately deprive your gf of dick during ovulationNTA.This sounds fun, I'm going to try it. Thanks femanon.
>>33776115Yes. Depending on other factors as well.
>>33776115I'd give it a go, lets go on a few dates first to see if we vibe.
>>33776162NTA. When I don't get dick when I need it most like that, I just withdraw into myself and angrily spend hours masturbating while thinking of how to get back at him.
>>33776171Are you white?
>>33776171Get new material.
>>33776165Apparently women hate compliments.
>>33776175I hate having an accent. Her telling me that she could her my accent made me want to die.
>>33776162>Honestly if you deliberately deprive your gf of dick during ovulation and she doesn't try to stab youOnce while fussing i got petty and just shunned her like no touch no kissing and i would like look up and to the right when she talked. She got so pissed within one day it was hilarious. When i told the shunning was over we got right back to fighting but fun fighting
>>33776178But it's cute!
>>33776180It's not! She is just saying it to lull me into a sense of comfort while she mocks me with all the other american people she talks to. She listens to my voice messages and mocks the way I pronounce "two".
>>33776165Its okay femanon its not that noticeable (:
>>33776178Which accent do you have?
>>33776170>while thinking of how to get back at him.Like what actually pissing him off or like revenge by teasing and blueballing him?
>>33776171SHE DID WHAT?
>>33776190Both, I guess.
>>33776182OK. If you say so.I kind of get you though. I don't like my accent either, and I hate listening to other people speaking with the same accent I have.
>>33776166Remember to fondle her and nuzzle her neck like it's leading up to sex then act confused and gaslight her into thinking she's being gross when she tries to escalate"Accidentally" let her overhear you complaining to your sister about how your ex wanted to perfect amount of sex and how hard it is to deal with someone who treats you like meat.
>>33776192The creepy anon is making light of child rape. Don't engage.
>>33776170That's already happened? You've been with him for like a month!
Women, how the fuck do I know if you're single before talking to you?
>>33776198Not with my current bf. I'm talking with exes. With my current guy, I understand that he's very busy during the week, so I make sure we spend weekends constantly fucking.
Femanons, does it itch at this moment in time?
>>33776196>to your sisterWhat?
>>33776196>gaslight her into thinking she's being gross when she tries to escalate>"Accidentally" let her overhear you complaining to your sister about how your ex wanted to perfect amount of sex and how hard it is to deal with someone who treats you like meat.That's too mean. I'd rather just tease and frustrate her.
>>33776179Why is it so effective..
>>33776203I mean, the topic of the thread is sexual, so even if it does, it could be reasonably explained as reactionary.
>>33776147if you've ever watched westworld, i think the two are very similar in density. but if details aren't what make a thing for ya then yeah it might not be good time for you
>>33776159you'll just call me basic but I usually just like one or two poems by the same person, so I don't really have one I think is sooo superior I like "and death shall have no dominion" by thomas, “Une Charogne” by baudelaire, "annabel lee" by poe and then ones that make me nostalgic because I learned to recite them in school, like goethe's "erlkönig" or "zauberlehrling" also, rilke can be nice but often too mushy and flowery I also like abstract poems, like pic rel, it's so silly and playfuloh and I enjoy medieval poetry, especially childrens verses and songs actually, very old song verses are great, love them also, religious texts can be pretty >ob bey uns ist der sünde vil>bey Got is vil mer gnade cutenow what about you anon?
>>33776199Check for rings. Other than that, you have to talk to us to find out. Sorry anon.>>33776195She's actually a very nice girl and I'm sure she was sincere in finding it cute. It just stresses me out to have an accent. I know it's natural and inevitable, but it annoys me so much.I wish everyone I interact with spoke my native language so they could experience how articulate I am and how witty I am :(
>>33776204Or your mom. Any valued, trusted woman in your life.
>>33776196I'd probably break up, feeling like we're not compatible and I'm offputting the guy in this scenario.
>>33776199They do unless stated otherwise.
gendermeat or cheese burek?
>>33776203>>33776208Wait, pussies itch?
>>33776217I heard its like a spider senseit starts itching when a crying baby is nearby or when the woman senses an opportunity to start a meaningless argument
>>33776216F. Meat. I love cheese burek too, but meat burek is the good of the gods.
>>33776213you cant, hes such a good boyfriend that youre willing to try and endure it until the pressure makes your chest feel tight and you want to scream from the guilt
>>33776218oh don't forget when they order less food than they actually want so their itchy puss makes them steal from your plate. classic woman moment
>>33776217It can literally itch for many reasons, or it can feel sensitive for lots of other reasons. Either way, it could be called an "itch".
>>33776171Are you a real life pedo?
>>33776217>Wait, pussies itch?If you have a yeast infection, yes.
>>33776216m meat, the savouriness of the meat is irreplaceable here even though cheese is delicious
>>33776220Been there, done that. It just leads to a broken heart, and an even more broken clit from constant, self-punishing masturbation to try to be "normal" for him.
>>33776210I don't read poetry because it's too short, I want to live in a story for a while.
>>33776217Yeah, usually when you have an ongoing infection.
>>33776226>>33776219trick questioncheese burek isnt even burekits a front to God
>throws instant yeast in your general direction
>>33776227>self-punishing masturbationlol women and their theatrics
>>33776227The feminine urge to rip it out of your body because it will probably cause less pain in the long run..
I'm begging you, women, PLEASE stop getting these destructive surgeries. Why can't you just stop mangling yourselves? I'll even let you have the shitty tattoos and most of the piercings (septum piercings still make you look like a cross between a clown and cattle), but P L E A S E stop the lip fillers, plastic tits, botox, all of it. Please, please just stop. Stop. It looks horrific. I don't mean that in a "really bad" sense I mean like a literal horror film, otherworldly terror, inhuman. I genuinely cannot comprehend what failure your neurons go through for you to do this shit to yourselves.
>>33776232>tfw I work with so many yeasts, molds, and bacteria that I have to worry about every possible infection if I'm not careful with my hands>apparently other lab techs that the professors knew had accidentally given themselves UTIs somehow
>>33776199They're never single unless they want to be. I have not met any single women other than ones passionate about not comitting in 10 years
>>33776234You're laughing, but it was categorically self-harm. At least, my therapist says so.
>>33776115Almost certainly, barring the single moms
>>33776241>moms on 4channot real fake, they'd stop browsing
>>33776244LolLmao even
>>33776115>Would you date a femanon if she asked you out point-blank?Well, I basically did, so yes.
>>33776149>I don't think that's the case. It certainly isn't in my experience.I'm sure you fluttering eyelashes while he approaches, plans the date, picks you up, drives you back home, initiates conversations is equal effort in your mind.>They're not. 80% of people met their SO in person. Only 20% met online. Even among younger generations, it's 77 in person / 23 online.Source: dude trust me>Blatantly false. You're just autistic.Guess we just have a society wide loneliness crisis because we all became autistic. I'm not even only talking about exclusively dating, young people in general do not talk to each other much. Google "how to make friends after 30" and see how many people complain about it. People interact very little.
>>33776237>How good am I at my job? I clock an average of 1.2 fingers inside me over an 8 hour workday, prepare bacterial cultures all day, and I've NEVER cross-contaminated myself.
>>33776115this poster is planning something...
>>33776246E-relationships don't count, cuckworm.
>>33776216mCan't I have both in the same pie?
>>33776236Just 0.5cc more, anon. You won't even notice, I promise. You'll love it!
>>33776248I exclusively touch myself without penetration at work, but the rest of your post has a point. I'm literally that good with my PPE protocols.
>>33776249>this poster is planning something...You better be ready, shes going to walk up say nothing then walk away all in under 3 seconds
>>33776254women accuse men of being animals and then jill off in their labs lmao
Both gendersLet say your partner approaches you with a concern, and the way they vocalize it hurts or offends you, or they say something harsh or out of line, and you vocalize this to them and they disagree. They tell you they don’t believe they’re being hurtful or rude and that it’s not their problem, and that you need to respect their concerns and opinions. Is that shitty? My girlfriend got into a heated discussion last night but I got angry at the end because I told her that her criticisms have been very hurtful and she basically just said she doesn’t think she was mean or rude or anything and that she’s allowed to voice her opinion.
>>33776253AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>33776257At least I don't bother anybody else with it.
>>33776260Why didn't you stop me...
>>33776262>how I feel I look when I'm retaining water
>>33776236I just saw a breast reduction thread, and now I'm depressed af.
>>33776115MWithout some context I'd assume it's a prank or some kind of scheme.
>>33776115does she look like this?
>>33776265Drink unsweetened cranberry juice
>>33776268God I wish I had that figure. I'd take the thinner hips for those tits for sure.
>>33776259many time you're denying someone's feelings, it's shitty. she's blatantly doing it to you; i can't tell to what degree (if at all) you're doing it to her, based on the framing she seems kinda at fault but depends on the particulars
>>33776115is she italian? does she want to go on trips all around Italy with me?
>>33776269Drink5 hour energyDrinkDrinkD R I N K
>>33776250>E-relationships don't count, cuckwormWe meet several times a week and have quite a lot of sex, thanks.
>>33776269I already do that when I think I'm getting a UTI.
>>33776115This is less likely to happen to me than a zombie apocalypse
>>33776259M. This is not a question that can be answered in general, it's always going to depend on exactly what was said on a specific occasion.
>>33776250That isn't sarge
>>33776271I mean I have my own shit too but basically I will acknowledge her opinion too Like “I get it and I appreciate you vocalizing your feelings and I always want you to feel comfortable doing that, but it makes me feel hurt and dismissed when xyz” or I’ll say “I feel like that’s rude or out of line” and she can just disagree and tell me she’s not being mean or hurtful.
>>33776270>thinner hipsis crazy, but yes a figure like that lets you get away with up to 2nd degree murder or lesser crimes for free
>>33775846so then don't do it? how did you even think it was going to make you 'normal for him'? whatever that means... i can accept the inference that masturbating to excess qualifies as a form of self harm, but what i can't accept is this utterly nonsensical motivation for doing it... did you really just masturbate a bunch and think it would make your sex drive increase or something? AND you did this for your boyfriend daw that's VERY SWEET but unfortunately curtailed by the roundabout sense of self-concern where all female theatrics ultimately has its root and origin...women enjoy emotional sublimation so naturally they enjoy strange modalities of 'self-punishment' which vindicate their sense of victimhood and thus preserves their self-righteous hunch that someone ought to save them and protect them. although it's too much for them to imagine or self-consciously reflect upon, this is all done for the cynical purpose of extracting some finite resource like time, money, property etc as women really lack the abstraction to associate love with anything else, although they instinctively go to great lengths to conceal this immense truth from being discovered...
>>33776282woops meant for >>33776240
>>33776247>I'm sure you fluttering eyelashes while he approaches, plans the date, picks you up, drives you back home, initiates conversations is equal effort in your mind.I planned date, drove myself places and initiated conversations. >Source: dude trust meThe numbers are from this: https://www.hims.com/news/dating-in-person-vs-onlineBut this is also from this year: https://www.theknot.com/content/online-dating-most-popular-way-to-meet-spouse>we all became autisticThere's a difference between saying "more people feel lonely today than they did in the past", which is accurate, and "there are absolutely no opportunities to make connections! everyone is alone! nobody can possibly make friends! people can only meet on dating apps!" which is what you're saying and is false.
>>33776282i cant believe a tomokoposter would type this unhinged shit
>>33776281I'm just saying I look like like her if all that chest thickness was waistdown instead. I'd prefer to keep my ass and thighs as is, but I'm willing to trade a lot for big titties.
>>33776115No, I'm sure she'd be making a joke.
>>33776280yeah i mean she sounds like she's being kind of combative. i'm not a girl and frankly as a guy i'm very sensitive but argument or not, if my gf told me she felt hurt by something i said, i'd want to at least acknowledge that and see if there was a better way to word it or something.how often are you running into issues?
>>33776259I think she's right. Focusing on the way she conveyed her message and not on the message she's conveying makes you sound like you're dismissing it and avoiding the conversation about the concern she has. Focus on the issue she brought up, and then afterwards *calmly* tell her "by the way, the way you talked about it made me feel (x) - I wish you said it (this way) instead".
>>33776230>its a front to GodDid you mean "an afront to God"? Because those mean wildly different things.
>>33776282i'm not really sure what's hard to get, forcing yourself to meet expectations that you can't is generally a bad time, and it's easy for people to gaslight themselves into trying to meet expectations that they can't. self-punishment also stems from this for obvious reasons.like idk man just think deeper rofl
>>33776230>>33776292The word is "affront", so please do better. JH would be disgusted by both of you.
>>33776286you and i might as well exist on different planes of reality... for you it's 'unhinged' - 'edgy' - some other loaded term that obscures more than it clarifies, for me it's the result of a decade+ of careful observation and psychological insight. which i only possess because i'm a man with a lifelong commitment to my own intellectual development. if you're a woman it's natural to not understand... if you don't think very much you won't get good at it! and that's okay! so you should keep believing what the therapist says and take it like a good little girl. let the unhinged people like me stay in our little corner of the world called reality.
>>33776284>I planned date, drove myself places and initiated conversations.Of course you did, and I'm sure you did this at the start as well and not after he had done all the legwork.Your articles contradict each other. The first one talks about. The first one also doesn't really explain data and methodology (despite having a section for it), nor the age spread of the people surveyed. For all we know this might not be a representative sample, considering it undershoots others studies by anywhere between 25% less to 50% less than what others find.>There's a difference between saying "more people feel lonely today than they did in the past", which is accurate, and "there are absolutely no opportunities to make connections! everyone is alone! nobody can possibly make friends! people can only meet on dating apps!" which is what you're saying and is false.Good thing I didn't say that, but you really beat the shit out of that strawman so good job there.You also have moved the goalposts significantly. Your original point is that it's roughly as hard for women as it is for men, because women have to go on soooo many first dates with guys that might not even be perfect (implying for men apparently the first girls that deigns to give them some attention is going to be the perfect one), and then some bullshit about people meeting organically when data still shows that the main way is online, which is still massively preferential towards women, and any issue with it not working correctly can be laid entirely on the shoulders of women since you are the ones who decide who gets a match and who doesn't.
>>33776291I haven't followed the conversation and have no idea whet this is about, but this sounds like generally good advice.
I still want to learn French even though she dumped me. Am I asking for more pain by studying?
>>33776296>take it like a good little girl.DIE
>>33776295Thank you for the correction, Anon.
>>33776300Yes. But learning things that you are inspired to is also one of the best feelings in the world.
>>33776259M. This sounds like a very one-sided version of the conversation. I suspect if we asked her what happened she would say something like "I was really upset about something, and I wanted to talk to my boyfriend about it, but he refused to listen to me, and just got angry about how I phrased the question and shouted at me. Is that shitty?"I dare say both of those perceptions are equally accurate, and equally inaccurate. Obviously this is just an educated guess, but there is a difference in the way that men and women communicate that you *might* be falling foul of. Men are generally more interested in abstract facts, and communicate more literally, while women are more interested in *people* and feelings, and communicate more figuratively. A stereotypical example is of a woman who says something like "We never go out!" to which the guy replies autistically "What do you mean, we went out last Thursday!" What's happening here is a miscommunication. The woman is trying to communicate her *emotions*: she is feeling bored, frustrated; she loves spending time with him; could they make plans to go somewhere nice together? To a woman it is crystal clear what she means. But to the man (who works in facts instead of feelings) this is an inaccurate statement, and he goes on the defensive and tries to correct her. As a result, neither person feels listened to. What the man needs to do in this situation is NOT view what she said as a statement of fact, but listen to what she is saying about how she *feels*. A good reply would be "How about we go out tomorrow? What about that nice French place we went to for our anniversary last year?" To which she might reply "Oh, that would be lovely!" and feel loved and happy. I'm not saying this is exactly what happened in your case, but I wouldn't be surprised if there was a similar kind of miscommunication; and it might have been that she was trying to tell you something about how she felt, and you weren't hearing that.
>>33776301and that's another thing about you WOMEN always with your semiotic landmines when someone calls you a slut or a little brat and it doesn't accord with your fully consented-to identity framework about who you are and what you wish to be perceived as you throw a fit, but not a normal fit, a uniquely female fit that involves some kind of again self-aggrandizing removal of yourself from the equation... everything centered around YOUR rejection, as if you counted yourself so important to begin with, as if you were valuable, that you could punish me with your vaguely suggestive rejection conveyed through a monosyllable and a pretense of being the valued female party in this discussion...
>>33776309(NTA) Speaking as a man: you don't understand the meaning of most of the words you're using.
menare you wrestling with it laboriously while grunting gutturally from the exertion
>>33776292>>33776295''waaaah I understood what you meant but you spelled a word wrong''sybau
>>33776312I hate you.
menwhy do rats and pigs have big balls but yorus are so smal
>>33776310yeah i do. name them. which words? they're all spot on w respect to their definition. you're just being one of these annoying retards who thinks nitpicking the peripheral shit counts for substance. you people are like grains of sand in the desert. which word? semiotic? semiotics refers to signs which is exactly what women transmit about themselves in society. my usage of that word is fine nothing wrong with it. so which words am i using wrong mr smart guy? spit it out bitch nigger.
>>33776312I DIDN'T understand what you meant. Like I said, you could have meant one of two very different things and it was not exactly clear which.
I would like to have a moid who could solve all my financial problems without asking for sex
>>33776297>I'm sure you did this at the start as wellYeah. I took myself to our first date, I chose the restaurant we went to and made the reservation. I initiated the vast majority of our conversations over text before we went out, too.>For all we know this might not be a representative sampleIt's an online survey, includes data from over 7000 people, equally distributed between 18 and 65. Your graph you downloaded from 4chan is not more accurate than the articles I linked.The other one says 27% of engaged people met through dating app, which is different but not significantly so and might be explained easily by the demographics.>Good thing I didn't say thatYou did tho. I'll quote your words:>There is this meme about "no people meet hecking organically meme" which is patently falseSo you're saying people can only meet on dating apps.>nobody under 40 strikes up people to chat, they go there, do their directed activity, look at their phone, then go homeSo you're saying nobody under 40 has any opportunity to talk to others in person.>we all became autistic>young people in general do not talk to each other much>People interact very little.So you're saying everyone is alone and nobody can possibly make friends.>Your original point is that it's roughly as hard for women as it is for men, because women have to go on soooo many first dates with guys that might not even be perfect It was not my point, and I clarified it for you already.
>>33776320I MEANT THAT CHEESE BUREK IS AN ABOMINATION OF THE CULINARY WORLD AND AN INSULT TO GODS CREATION>>33776315sit on this dick and spin around JH if you dont like it
>>33776321Your wish is granted. He will not ask. Enjoy!
>>33776318>which words am i using wrongAll of them, really. Each word means something in isolation, but when strung together in that sequence, it becomes semantic gibberish. I don't doubt that you *think* you know you want you mean, but this is one of those situations where you need to be good at something in order to be able to accurately judge whether you're good at it or not; you don't, and you can't.
>>33776325I mean without forcing sex too
>>33774352>a real rotmodeWhat's up, femanon? Any non-rotting plans for today?
Gender and how many days you wear the same underwear.
>>33776334Mlike half a day
>>33776317>be caveman>here comes Ugg Bigballs>spear him because lolbig balls did not prove a useful evolutionary adaptation for primates
>>33776282I masturbated a lot and very roughly specifically to reduce my sex drive. To make me not want to have sex because of how painful it was. I think I misspoke somewhere for you to be so confused.
>>33776334MI go through 2-3 pairs a day
>>33776295Nobody gave you permission to evoke my name for the sake of spelling. You're right, but you didn't pay for it.
>>33776334F. I change it in the morning and often at night too.
>>33776334F. Depends if I soaked through my liner or not. I usually change underwear when I wake up or after a morning shower, then again when I get home from work.
>>33776334F2-4 days
How are you gals single when men on /v/ are literally lusting after CANNIBAL VAMPIRES like pic rel right now
>>33776350I'm not a cannibal vampire
>>33776311oh my god we get it you're ovulating
>>33776326what an empty and meaningless criticism that could be said about literally anything, about any writing that goes between the lines which is most good writing in the end... which is why you can't write and have to instead stick to bloviating and attempting to seem like some sage... faggot. still haven't said anything substantive everything you've said so far has been by negation... "you don't know ... you can't ... you aren't good at" ... but you haven't displayed any articulateness at all! you're the opposite of articulate you just sit there and go HURR DURR YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY SMART, YOU'RE JUST FAKE SMART not realizing how much of a dumb fucking curmudgeon you sound like...watch this faggotasdsesdjkfhasfiwauyfgaslfkjsdhfwlieufhwigglooooopeedooo look at me i'm talking gibberish whoopdedoo...fag nigger kike
>>33776304I'm more inspired to learn it than the language of my current country I'm a foreigner in. I know enough to survive but I'm not fluent. I figure french will be easier to pick up but I'm worried about it prolonging the pain. Maybe wait after I get laid? I have 2 free classes
>>33776321I will not ask but only if you give it to me without asking
>>33776346are you single..
>>33776311Never did. I outsource all my problems to other men
>>33776357YesI would change it more often if I had a moid
>>33774683I had a drunk crashout IRL a couple of days ago actually kek but didn't post here, just went to bed when I got homeI have a job but it's basically part time rn, I have £1.67 left on my credit card so can't even get a cheap cider kek>>33776334M, about 2 a day>>33776321At this point I'd prostitute myself to a woman for money desu >>33776300Learn a real language like C instead
>>33776359Maybe he'd like it more if you didnt
>tfw a femanon starts to grow on you
>>33776363This is why I try to give as many men ITT the ick.
>>33776361>CWhat can I do with that?
>>33776363>the moid displays his hands in submission, hoping to be gently bitten by the interested female
>>33776364nobody here wants to fuck you JH. Focus on your cuckchair
>>33776367Fuck you. I'm not a cuck.
I invited a girl I met at the bar to watch a movie at my place.Does she expect sex from me? I'm depressed as fuck and I miss my ex.
>>33776369trying to imagine her expression when she realizes "watch a movie" is literally just watching a movie and then he starts talking about his ex, burst out laughing, thanks anon
>>33776369Why is depression such a trend for normalfags?
>>33776273Based https://voca.ro/1l9g3KqysvtC
>>33776368i saw you here whinging the other day about hearing them fuck while you couldn't, you're a cuck jh lmao
>>33776365Idk program a robot gf or God's third temple >>33776369If she does sounds like a her problem desuI watched both Scooby Doo live action movies with a girl from Tinder and then went home
>>33776369>a moid invites you to """watch a movie""">turns out he just wants to watch a movieFucking humiliating. Can't you watch a movie alone?
>>33776368I'm sorry that happened to you, getting cucked feels horrible
>>33776368>is the third wheel in a relationship with a guy who's fucking a younger girl
>>33776384Sorry I'm not a mind reader ig
>>33776372A couple nights this one psycho bitch came to my place, and I tried kissing her but she refused and stayed to tell me how much of a whore I am and tried to psychoanalyze me. Honestly I'm glad I didn't fug her or even kiss her.
>>33776366guilty!
gahh i'm just a dumb incel i wouldn't know anything. i wouldn't know anything about playing the violin for example!https://voca.ro/1aASB79z3YaXand i wouldn't know anything about playing the guitar either!https://voca.ro/18cWRlObvRKFYEAH i wouldn't know SHIT about things i've studied for almost 2 decades. random guy on 4chan is always RIGHT and i'm always wrong EVERY TIME. random wagecuck on the internet talking inbetween breaks is the MASTER at EVERYTHING and i am just an amateur, a dilettante... how will i ever recover!
>>33776311With the stubborn beer barrels at work, yes>>33776259That does sound rather dismissive of them, sounds like a general miscommunication desu>>33776216Idk what the latter is but meat is gay so I'm on team cheese >>33776115Probably >>33776106>DickThat sounds a bit gay ngl
>>33776390Are all moids this dense?
>>33776399No, just the autistic ones.
>>33776367>nobody here wants to fuck you JH. Focus on your cuckchairLol, she kind of is.>get dumped by gf>ex gf starts fucking bull>ex wants you to prep the bull>say no>she keeps asking>give in>now bull uses your holes, too.
>>33775969Maybe ask her when she gets off and try to meet up outside of work>>33775861Ngl if I go out with a rich friend I hope that nibba pays the bill>>33776399Not all but many>>33776395Epic songs bro>https://voca.ro/1aASB79z3YaXIn the Irish tavern before a sea voyage-ahh beat>https://voca.ro/18cWRlObvRKFchewing some tobacco before a western standoff-ahh beat
>>33776399imagine how stupid she feels sitting there untouched on his couch while he rambles on about his exyou wasted 80 bucks on your hair and wearing the most uncomfortable underwear ever inventedhe finally leans over and you think its finally happening!and he offers you some popcorn
>>33776369>>33776372>>33776384NTA.Just saying you want to watch a movie with her is the equivalent of "Netflix and chill" now? Shit, maybe that's why I got ghosted.
>tfw you just want to play vidya on your day off but the baddie from work keeps sending TikToks and YouTube videos you feel obliged to watch
>>33776412Just ignore her, bro. Don't be a simp.
>>33776412>tfw nobody from work has my real phone number so I can farm in peace
>>33776412Is she sending them to you specifically, as private messages?
>>33776379Only because I PHYSICALLY couldn't. They completely wore me out first. That's not cuck shit.>>33776385Fuck you.>>33776389>>33776403That's not an apt description of my relationship.
>>33776417Lol based farmsteader <3Yeah I'm in the WhatsApp group so it's l e a k e dI'm just memeing tho>>33776416Naw I can't ignore kekJust wish I could meet up with her but I have £1.67 on my credit card
>>33776420shhh its ok girl, acceptance is the first step to recovery.In a year you'll be complaining how he already impregnated the other girl and you're still just there to be the fleshlight
>>33776424I'm seething at work now.
>>33776419Ya
Alright guys.Through my prescription anti aging routine, I have achieved the impossible task of looking 14 at 23.What kind of girls would be into this?
>>33776417Based
>>33776420Lots of 4channers are cucks. You're in good company here.
>>33776437I insta block them on instagram when my phone suggests "you might know *bitch from work*". No I don't, mind your own business.
>>33776431say hi to the beetles for me
>>33776435Shotacons ig
>>33776411>Just saying you want to watch a movie with her is the equivalent of "Netflix and chill" now?It obviously is. Was it ever different?
>>33776435>What kind of girls would be into this?Probably JH
Why do I only have success with the kinds of men I don't like and find intimidating and off-putting? The gym sports cars drugs partying types.This month I was finally approached by someone more in my league, a homely approachable fat fuck who likes my favorite games but he has some weird multiple partner shit going on. And the previous guy already had a gf and was trying to cheat. Otherwise they've all ignored me.
>>33776444>Was it ever different?Maybe it has, and I've been making a fool of myself the entire time.
>>33776446The gym sports car drugs partying type try to hit on every woman. I'm very obviously not that kind of girl either and they're like 70% of men who hit on me.
>>33776446U should do the approaching instead. There's an inverse correlation between the quality of the guy and how willing he is to approach random girlsI know because all of my friends that stack money, work hard, aren't degenerate etc don't approach
>>33776446You're probably cuter than you realize.I think you should go for chad instead of selling yourself short for nerds.
>>33775854Based and true.
>>33776259>and that it’s not their problemThis is a red flag>she’s allowed to voice her opinionThis is notIt depends on what was said and how you reacted to it as well. You should also take into consideration their headspace and how long this may have been weighing on them
>>33776449>I'm very obviously not that kind of girl eitherAs a moid, how can I know?
>>33776435You wouldn't need to ask this if you were getting girls because they're all attracted to the same type of man; Chad.
>>33776439>>33776445You guys are bullying me too hard today. You could at least say something nice to offset it.>>33776441We got some huge bess beetles. I'm tempted to take pics to share.
>>33776369People read that as an ask to bang?
>>33776435>t.manlet
>>33776452>trying to trick a foid into getting pumped and dumpedDevilish
>>33776334Male12 if I forget to do laundry but not usually consecutive days
Should a woman have one foot out the door in a relationship in order to keep it secure? Will making a man insecure keep him around longer?Is it retarded to be a committed lovergirl?
>>33776451>I know because all of my friends that stack money, work hard, aren't degenerate etc don't approachWell adjusted men don't harass women? Who would've thought!?
>>33776351If you bite me that is more than enough
>>33776456I dress like a grandmother, don't wear make up, don't talk to anyone, never leave the house unless I'm getting paid to do so and have very strong opinions about the best farming videogames.
>>33776334Male. 1. I wash clothes after 1wear.
>>33776464Sounds like it would drive the guy insane and probably into cheating pr breaking up because I think you would more likely give off an impression of bot being serious.
>>33776464>Should a woman have one foot out the door in a relationship in order to keep it secure? Will making a man insecure keep him around longer?No.>Is it retarded to be a committed lovergirl?No. What's retarded is foids thinking they're committed to a guy who's just fucking them.
>>33776468Nta what is your opinion on the current farming game meta
>>33776459NTA. My gf sometimes fucks girls, so I'm technically a cuck too. Who cares?
>>33776475That's not cucking. At least I don't think so.
>>33776468What hairstyle do you have?
Women into simple rope play these days?
Someone confided in me to let me know my bf talks to, texts and sees and (fucks?) other girls in a relation seeking manner. Is this my cue to dip or what? Is there any reason to keep trying? I want something serious and this is pretty much a joke atp.What do?
>>33776475You are a cuck.
>>33776474The two newer games I've really enjoyed playing are story of seasons: grand bazaar and farm together, depending on the level of brain power I have available at that given time. My favorite game ever is Stardew Valley.>>33776478Waist length brown hair, with bangs. Pic rel but longer and less attractive.
>>33776480I hope so I'd love a girl to tie me up but I'm not real into shibari, seems a bit complicated for not much payoff
>>33776464>Should a woman have one foot out the door in a relationship in order to keep it secure?Wouldn't you lose respect for a man who tolerated that?
I was gonna post a story but maybe it's better if I don't...
>>33776486You have to appreciate how it looks on them more than as a sex act. I think rope marks are hot too.
>>33776462Chads will sometimes commit to stacies
>>33776485I keep hearing about Grand Bazaar, is it really that good? I originally tried one of the Switch ports of that series but it felt really underwhelming>My favorite game ever is Stardew Valley.Based, are you excited for Haunted Chocolatier?
>>33776490Oh I thought it was more like total restraint, to the point you can't move at allI've read an hmanga where a girl did that and just teased the guy after which seemed fun, but most of the thrill came from the fact they could get caught more than anything
>>33776484Right. That's my point. So is JH, she's just in denial.
>>33776482Threesome?
>>33776491Sure, but she's on 4chan, asking how to get guys to commit, lol.
>>33776482Kill him
>>33776492It's my favorite of the series for sure. I find story of seasons to be a little gimmicky in general, but I played around 20 hours so far and I've enjoyed it more than the others. It is a pretty good game.>are you excited for Haunted Chocolatier?So, so much. I have at least 600 hours in Stardew, I've 100%'d it 3 times and it is by far my favorite game. I can't wait to see what Haunted Chocolatier is like. I know anything Concerned Ape puts out is going to be fantastic.What are your favorites?
NTA but I'd commit to the most toxic dysfunctional relationship possible and I wouldn't even care because I haven't even been in a relationship since my childhood.
>>33776482Chad's rights
>>33776459>I'm tempted to take pics to share.do it fag>say something niceuhm...nice butt I guess
>>33776482If he's keeping it hidden from you that's a big red flag desu, if they're just friends he's chatting to/meeting up with why is he keeping it a secret?? So yeah I'm sorry anon ):>>33776464>Will making a man insecure keep him around longer?Depends on the guy but that'll just make me dip kek. I ain't got time for that
>>33776482Yeah leave. Unless you are a clown and into that.
>>33776503Well, at least she'll orgasm with Chad.
>>33776446They're probably just more outgoing and extroverted and take a lead desuProbably why I've also mainly dated party girls despite having little in common with them
>>33776449Are they just looking for an easy lay or something? They seem genuinely interested in talking and spending time with me but it's always boring and uncomfortable for me since we have nothing in common and I don't like the activities they want to do with me.>>33776451I approached the potential cheater thinking he was single. Every other time I've done the approaching the conversations ended up really surface level on their side and nothing ever became of it.>>33776452I don't think I'm particularly attractive and I don't really care about the masculine alpha omega hierarchy, I just want someone who likes to stay indoors and has something to talk about with me.
>>33776513Part of it is that they want to fuck, but that's pretty much every guy. The difference is that they're more outgoing, confident and extroverted compared to the guys I feel drawn to.
>GenderHas senpai noticed (You) yet?
>>33776498I am not a cuck. I don't get off on others having sex without me.>>33776508Thanks.
My period is over 4 days late now I’m actually freaking out, not pregnant but how do I fix this?
>>33776526Doctor doctor gove me the news.
>>33776526Have you had sex in the past couple months?
>>33776526Idk but are you able to go to a pharmacy or see a doc? >>33776524Idk but there is a tall Eastern European single mom who's gone to the bar I work at a few times and I'm in love
>>33776505>I played around 20 hours so far and I've enjoyed it more than the others. It is a pretty good game.What sets it apart? I haven't looked into it at all, the title sounds like it's very focused on sales though?>I've 100%'d it 3 times and it is by far my favorite gamGood lord, much respect anon. I tried to 100% it on my last playthrough but I think I missed one crop or seasonal forage, and took a break that is apparently still going. I've never even seen that resort he added ;-;>What are your favorites?I also like Stardew but I roleplay it more than anything lol. I marry the cute dragon girl, open a meadery, and make friends with the townsfolk by gifting them mead. In my spare time I farm Amethyst for my dragon wife's snacksAlso I like Rune Factory 4 Special but more for the relationship mechanics and the little shop it lets you run. I recently got the new one, Guardians of Azuma, but didn't get real far in it yet since other games came out right after...
>>33776530No>>33776531I don’t know what they’d tell me
>>33776506Understandable, and same. I did an absurd amount to try to make my ex happy, and it was never enough, but I kept at it just because it meant I wasn't alone. In the end, she was the one to dump me anyway.
>>33776524MaleNo, she came to our site for a full week and I never even saw her
>>33776538I can't even find someone accepting from just the outside. Without them even knowing me now. Makes getting domestic abuse from a partner sound preferable than disappearing.
>>33776525>I don't get off on others having sex without me.enjoying it isnt the condition to be a cuck, its just your partner fucking another person with your knowledge
>>33776537>NoAre you 100% not capping?
>>33776547But I fuck both of them as often as I physically can. That has to make it a throuple thing.
>>33776526Do you eat enough? I know malnutrition can sometimes stall thatHigh stress can too I think
>>33776536>What sets it apart?The sale dynamic is different - you basically sell 1 day a week. The time moves faster. More grindy but I do enjoy that aspect frankly.>Good lord, much respect anon. I'm trying to 100% it on every farm type. I haven't been playing in a while, I have a lot going on in my personal life so I'm having a hard time sitting down for a few hours and playing. But I love it, it's my favorite by far.I've heard of a couple game that are very focused on relationship mechanics, I might have them in my list of games to try on my phone. If I find my phone I'll let you know!
>>33776549in every poly relationship one person will eventually take the third wheel position, its only a matter of time. You'll see when it comes time to make a kid
>>33776555Third wheel person that wnds up having responsibilities dumped on them and finances.
Oh, she definitely gets her protein!!
Women are ignoble.
>>33776555I can admit that I'll always be the odd one out, in like everything I do it feels like. But it's not to the detriment of the relationship. I only got into this relationship with them because we're all on the same page. We love each other, we all want the same sort of family, and we agree on how to go about making it. He is going to knock me up while we're all together. That's non-negotiable as the first kid we'll have.
Anyone got any ideas how I can make 10 bucks by tonightOr even just 5 desu
>>33776524She noticed me, she talked to me, she decided she'd rather go talk to somebody else.
>>33776565
>>33775846hi everyonei've never dated a guy with an instagram account before and I don't have one. It's very early stages and i looked him up and he's following a bunch of weird fetish accounts. I talked to him about it and he said he'd delete but he's dragging his feet/lying to me. Should I ditch?
>>33776572Why can't you fucks just be happy for me and support me?
Seriously, women are scum.
>>33776574it would be morally wrong to support you in thisits like a heroin addict crying that people are saying he's not doing himself any favors by continuing induling
>>33776573Ya I'd ditch desu, if he's following that shit on insta who knows what bro looks at on his alts
>>33776553>The sale dynamic is different - you basically sell 1 day a week. The time moves faster. More grindy but I do enjoy that aspect frankly.That sounds like an interesting change, maybe I'll check it out if I get the time and see what else is in it too>I'm trying to 100% it on every farm typeWhich ones havr you got so far? I've only even played on standard and forest, I found the forest one super cozy. The monster one seems stressful especially early on. >I have a lot going on in my personal life so I'm having a hard time sitting down for a few hours and playingI'm sorry to hear that, hopefully things settle down soon so you can get some more farming done before Haunted Chocolatier comes out!>I've heard of a couple game that are very focused on relationship mechanics, I might have them in my list of games to try on my phone. If I find my phone I'll let you know!Oh thank you! It's not the most important one to me necessarily but I just loved being able to keep going on dates in 4 Special even after getting married. If they added that to Stardew, and maybe a little merchant booth, it would be the perfect game imo
>>33776573>Should I ditch?Idk, is it a dealbreaker for you? Consider that even if he does delete, he followed those accounts for a reason, presumably that he has an interest in that sort of thing and that's not going to change by unfollowing or deleting instagram. It's up to you to decide how you feel about what he's into.
>>33776576Is it genuinely that self destructive in your opinion? Are you really not hyperbolizing?
>>33776581>Which ones havr you got so far?Standard, Forest and the Meadowlands Farm! I had just started 4 corners. Forest farm is also my favorite, I played it on Forest farm only until I decided to 100% it on every type.>even after getting marriedYeah, that's severely lacking in Stardew. After you marry someone they basically become dead. You can mod the shit out of your relationship in Stardew, I've definitely done it on some replays. I do not like modding major stuff but I always mod the spouse so they're more interesting lol
Moids on atoga are always hyperbolizing everything.
>>33776589I trust their average opinion to reflect a genuine feeling, at least.
>>33776573F so feel free to disregard if you only want the opinion of the opposite gender, but I'd ditch. Having fetish accounts on your public instagram is weird, lying to your gf about it is retarded.
>>33776588You can mod relationships?? Do you have any reccs for mods? I haven't looked into mods for the game at all
>>33776585I believe its more of a waste of time. How many poly couples do you know that worked out in the long run? You dont have that much time anymore to fuck around like that. I think its a shopping while hungry situation you found yourself in. basically grasping at anything you can while panicking to find a relationship>>33776589you can just use the world exaggerate JH...
Speaking of Instagram, what does it mean when you ask why your bf is following a ton of cosplay thots and DMing them, and he explains that he does it because it's funny and it makes him laugh to see dumb whores with daddy issues ruin their lives.I dumped him years ago but I still think about it. Was it just a panicked overreaction and an attempt to prove that he couldn't possibly be flirting or cheating? Or was he trying to look masculine? Or was he actually honest?
>>33776594He sounds like an asshole in either case.
>>33776594The fact guys like this are able to get girlfriends but I can't even get a date really makes me feel even worse
>>33776596Shitty women choose shitty men
>>33776593It feels like this is too perfect to not commit byo, though. I know the whole "too good to be true" sentiment, but being in it, it really does feel attainable. I feel loved and appreciated in a way I haven't in a very long time.And obvs that second quote wasn't me. I never vaguepost like a bitch.
>>33776592You can mod pretty much anything! There are also fan made expansions with new characters. For the characters, I've used only Immersive Characters - Shane because I want to date the alcoholic but I want him to be better lolMy fav QOL mods are:>Automatic gates>Automatic animal doors>UI info suite
>>33776595>>33776598Is that not common? I've read a ton of similar male opinions on 4chan>>33776596Have you tried shooting below your league? He was the first and last guy who ever asked me out, I would've said yes to anyone at that point
>>33776594He was thirsting after them. Thats a retard as shit excuse.
Does anyone remember that Drillbit Taylor Swift garbage I posted a while back?
>>33776594He got caught being a thirsty moid and made up a stupid excuse.
>>33776611>Have you tried shooting below your league?Sort of I think? Idk I shoot for women I get along with and like spending time with, not based on leagues or physical attractiveness>He was the first and last guy who ever asked me out, I would've said yes to anyone at that pointThere will be more don't worry >Is that not common? I've read a ton of similar male opinions on 4chanEven if it were common it's still a shitty thing to do. Besides I think guys on 4chan are really extreme on here but won't actually do that irl
>>33776573I see a difference in DM and following. If you were in a long term relationship and adding more of them to follows then that's a concern. DM is absolutely a concern. If it just existed pre dating then it is whatever so long as they aren't doom scroll liking the stuff while currently in a relationship.
M 34Am I too old for another practice gf?
>>33776629Yeah, your current gf should be someone you marry
>>33776611>Is that not common? I've read a ton of similar male opinions on 4chanDunno. I stand by what I said, regardless.
>>33776625Are you the white nationalist guy who posted a picture of his gun and his phone plugged into an audio system playing Taylor Swift?
>>33776230>>33776312Once again I am reminded of the low intelligence we are harboring here...
>>33776591Thank you. I also realize he has a bunch more alts he didn't tell me about. Red flag
A good woman can erase a bad man. A good man gets erased by a bad woman
>>33776641Men are soluble
>>33776633No, but my phone bkgd is my anime waifu in a confederate bikini
>>33776636Yeah. In general I'd avoid any man is too porn obsessed. Following women just because they're hot would be a dealbreaker for me.
>>33776644Pathetically
>>33776649I wish it was just women.. he follows tons of trannies
>>33776657Lmao.
>>33776657Oh, anon. A tranny chaser? You can do better.
Idk how they don't just delete twitter and Instagralike I did. It worked for me.
Where do I meet clingy gf
>>33776662They are not into you.
i blocked him you guys. are you proud of me? going to need a drink. i cant believe i was so stupid.
>>33776665You’ll make this mistake again
>>33776661Why?
>>33776665I'll see you next week.
>>33776669Delete stuff you doom scroll, you don't even need to unfollow just stay away from them. Mentally everything is better.Yet I'm on her and this place also sucks.
>>33776635You dont even know what a burek is. And Only Im allowed to shit on the balkan in these threads
my fellow atogiansit has been brought to my attention that our unwaivering bravery in the face of danger and undying patriotism for this country has been long overlooked and underappreciated and i wanted to personally thank eveyone of you for contribution to society, i am thankful for you and proud of this country we live in.
>>33776680Ever just take a shit.
Post gender, is 33776650 attractive?
>>33776611cool digits
>>33776594>he does it because it's funny and it makes him laugh to see dumb whores with daddy issues ruin their livesWhat the hell lmaoHe sounds like a loser coomer misogynist in denial>>33776629>practice gfKys>>33776680>wanted to personally thank eveyone of you for contribution to societyI'm a lowly wagie but thx u 2>>33776684>33776650Who is this, a robot
>>33776684I have arachnophobia so I wouldn't soz
Post gender, is >>33776650 attractive?>>33776684Oops, ignore this
>>33776697F. I don't find that kind of look particularly pretty.
>>33776678You don't sound likeable.
>>33776594100% he likes them cause they're hot, nothing to overthink. If that was his excuse, then there's a good chance he actually looks down on them, but is pushing it to the extreme as an excuse.
>>33776663but my ex was clingy and we only broke up because she didnt want kids
>>33776697MNo, she's the insecure/timid alt type not the dangerous/exciting type. Men don't like that.
>>33776698Thanks for your honesty!
>>33776697MI don't mind tattoos and some piercings. Even SH cuts I am ok with.But that is just too much of everything and nothing about her is in any way appealling.
What movie should I watch at work today, you guys?
>>33776629How long were you with your practice gf? You're still supposed to hunt for other girls while with your practice gf. If you stayed with her for more than a year, you probably got content with having free pussy.
>>33776594Mfollowing IG thots is just coomerism, nothing more. if he's actually dming them he's lying about the reasoning he gave u 100% that sounds fucking retarded lmao.
I don't want a practice gf because I would be unable to break up with anyone and I would have to make them break up with me and I don'tfeel like doing that
>>33776629I am 33 and ready to start my forever life with someone, but that is just me.
>>33776700Yeah, you’re right
>>33776718Why would you put yourself in that delima? Wtf? Practice gf? Why not just be with someone because you like that person?
>>33776718You sound like the exact type of person who needs a practice gf.
>>33776723On my first try? I doubt that
>>33776723That's not an option for a lot of men, so they have a dilemma of keep fucking your hand or settle for a practice gf whom you don't want people to see you with. I never showed my practice gfs to my friends nor family.
>>33776718>I would have to make them break up with meThis feels harder AND more evil than just doing it yourself.
>>33776718theres no way the practice gf shit is real man thats so retarded
>>33776718Meh it's easy, you just tell her you realized you are too busy for a relationship. Worst case scenario you simply break up. Better case scenario she sticks around expecting to become your wifee and then you can have sex with her whenever you want since you are too 'busy' to have real dates or hang out too much.
>>33776723>delimaDelima balls?
>>33776729But if I start acting like a moron and a jerk they will have enough of me and they will gain confidence by standing up for them selves and breaking up with me no? Win win that is how I see it. I doubt anyone would want to stay with me long anyway.
>>33776728What's wrong with fucking your hand if you don't want to date someone?
Children of divorceDo you have issues with affection? I’m 32, just got my first gf but I think it’s going to end soon. Receiving affection makes me feel very uncomfortable. Physical contact and sex is awkward for me and feels unnatural. I read that it’s common to feel this way for people who experienced a divorce or lived in a “cold” household as a child. Maybe it ruined me too
Stat sexYou ever think "today I am going to masturbate to X", but save that thought for later instead of chasing the release right away?
>>33776735kek sounds like a nightmare
>>33776741Yeah, I do. Being touched makes me sick
>>33776446>The gym sports cars drugs partying types.man i wish i were like em
>>33776746How old are you? F or m?I start to feel really uncomfortable when my gf smiles and stares at me. It feels unnatural and wrong. I refuse to do any PDA and I think that upsets her
>>33776742F, yes, constantly. I sometimes plan out my schlick nights a week in advance, saving certain smut stories or videos or whatever for then.
>>33776748Start your own Douchebag life today!
>>33776742M. That has happened, yes. Mostly saving an erotic audio for bed time.
>>33775857M, I believe in a sign of Zeta>>33775878DAMN you're right!!>>33775884Good on you anon. For your own sake, try to stay on top of assignments better so you don't have to rush. It's so much less stressful.>>33776115Not unless I know them at least a little. Anybody asking a total stranger to date them is up to something nefarious.>>33776317Don't they have strange dicks?
>>33776589hehehehehehe, i got the joke
>>33776665gj, gj what did he do?
>>33776697Vile.>>33776705>Because she didn't want kidsEvery time I go here I am reminded that everyone has better options and opportunities than I do since even that wouldn't be a deal breaker because there isn't options really.
>>33776757>starting off with a discussion on weird animal dicksThank you for the excuse to discuss it.Also I read your story, it was a great short thing to quickly introduce a couple characters and have an excuse to get to the action quick. Not as romantic as I like it, but obvs that wasn't the intention.
>>33776697cute body but meh on the big tats
>>33775982>males displaying mating behavior>in hereOh I am laffin.
>>33776763>>33776573
>>33776752>plan out my schlick nights a week in advanceGirl, are you holding a seance or what?
>>33776769Hello Laffin I am Hungry
>>33776573>>33776665Were you expecting different replies than last time you asked?But good you got rid of him.Keep it that way.Meeting up with somebody should only be done once you've been talking with them for several weeks and know them kind of well. Basically to check if they are honest or end up screwing up with some lies.
>>33776697She's attractive to me, just needs a better nose ring. I'd worry about the self harm scars, though.
>>33776482>Is this my cue to dip or what?YES, WTF>>33776697M, not to me, no.>>33776741I have no issue with casual affection, but anything serious is scary at first. I shuddered the first time I hugged my first gf.>>33776742Yep. Typically when I'm right about to leave for work and notice some new awesome eroge released.
>>33776771what sort of fetishes? Also, prob a good choice, doubt he wouldve just threw out his kinks straight up for an insta girl
>>33776760explain?
>>33776780>no issue with casual affectionWhat is that
>>33776765Thank you very much.It's a little tonally weird because per my outline, the plan was to have it get VERY DARK. It wasn't supposed to be a romance because she became obsessed and infatuated with somebody who saved her, but always viewed her as disposable fuckmeat.>getting fucked was going to make her 'wake up' and realize she didn't want it from the sheer pain, the centaur was going to use her anyways>she was going to wake up on the edge of the woods in terrible shape, and the final line was going to be a callback that yes, there ARE monsters in the woodsBut a minute into typing that, I realized I really, really did not want to write something like that.
>>33776779>She
>>33776697Mshe is scary
Where's that anon that asked if anyone would like to be tied up and railed
>>33776739Because you're truly screwed if you end up as a 30yo virgin. That's more sad than just having a practice gf for a few months. And you need experience in case you do sleep with a real gf material girl. You can't tell her you don't know how to unhook her bra or get too nervous to get your dick hard etc.
>>33776783I have no issue hugging family, friends, even coworkers. But if I hug somebody I'm interested in, I stiffen up a bit (not my penis) and my eyes flit around.
>>33776785Yeah, I started to wonder afterwards. But in general that type of female body looks alright to me.
>>33776782>guys here are always [hating on women]thats a hyperbole, its hyperbolic or exaggerated. Change [ ] to hyperbolizing, now youve made a joke
Sitting on a benchSitting on a bench
I made an order from an overseas company, and their website switched my address to the wrong one. So now my expensive package is gone. And it’s my fault for not double checking, but I showed video proof their website fucked up and their customer service was just like “okay. So what.” So now I’m out $300 and don’t know what to do. I don’t want to reorder and repay customs fees. Is it unreasonable to ask for a refund?
>>33776791>hyperbolizingdoes this have a second meaning that I don't know?
>>33776794Yes
>>33776741F30, no, both of my parents were loving and affectionate with me even after they split up.I'm pretty withdrawn and anxious around people I don't know well but I've never had issues with intimacy or affection in my relationship.
>>33776750M 28You should look into therapy for it, not fair to her
>>33776794Of course you should ask for a refund. If they won't give you one, I'd do a chargeback.
>>33776741MaleYeah, I think my parents divorcing is part of why I can't flirt and feel uncomfortable with the idea of affection outside of a relationship. Sex itself is so foreign to me, it seems unnatural like you said and I don't really have much interest in it. Receiving any kind of affection or praise in general makes me feel bad actually, like I don't deserve it. I grew up in two houses where I was mostly left to my own devices
>>33776795a verb meaning to make hyperboles?
>>33776802how is that a joke are you stupid
I just notice my jeans are making my bulge seem huge. Should I go and change into something more appropriate?
>>33776697MaleYeah, I like it personally. She looks spooky, in a good way
I have no idea how it feels to have my body swing back and forward from being pounded
Can my next gf be as beautiful caring sweet, interesting and lovely as the girl who broke up with me? Thanks and hold the bitchy
>>33776801Same. When this relationship ends it’s over for me. I’ll never be able to do it over again.
>>33776796Yes it’s unreasonable?>>33776800Okay, they said they filed a report but I doubt anything will come of it. I’ll ask for a refund in a few days. I’m just mad that a product I paid $250 for has such awful customer service. I had to explain it like 6 times to them, and they kept trying to blame me.
>>33776811No it's not unreasonable but i hope you can get it
>>33776810I've never even had one, and despite it being my dream I just think I'm not capable of it. Have you tried therapy? I did for a minute but my therapist sucked ass
>>33776811Keep calling them. Don't let them get away with taking your money and not giving you something in return.
>>33776794You need them to refund you ASAP. If they take too long, call your bank and initiate a chargeback, especially since they're overseas and appear to scam people. The quicker, the better.I always use credit cards now because banks tend to be quicker to help when it's their money.
Ok atoga ok. Have it your way. We shall see who gets the last laugh.
>>33776794contact your credit card company, ez fix. You paid for something you never received. They'll be on your side
>not even one (1) week into college>all the girls are already takenI'm going to die a virgin.
If your gf takes away "last seen" on WhatsApp is it over?
>>33776815I’m not going to therapy
>>33776817I feel bad, because they did send it, but it’s in the wrong hands now. >>33776820I don’t think it’s a scam, just a fuck up. So I shouldnt wait? I think it’s a small company (800 people, is that small?) and I feel bad asking for that much money back, when they did send out a product, but I also can’t just lose $300 for nothing.
How should i find someone i want to pay to hold me in various wrestling positions?
>>33776831>I feel bad, because they did send it, but it’s in the wrong hands now.That doesn't mean you should get screwed over. Their attitude toward you over the phone makes me unsympathetic to the poor small company that essentially told you to shove it.
>>33776832That sounds interesting.
>>33776828It's ok anon, least you didn't find out your bi and no one's actually interested IRL for both sexs. It can always be worse.
>>33776784Personally, I took the idea that it was a dream literally. That she has to struggle with the idea of what she perceives her savior to really be by virtue of her biases against monsters and men as a whole, and also struggle with how willingly she accepts those perceived dark corners of their minds and intents, even in her fantasies. At least that's how my self inserting brain went about it. In my perfect fantasy, she'd come to terms with her hypersexualization of the centaur guy and tackle how fucked up her preferences are while trying to navigate the foreign and actually mellow, comparably "normal" temperament and preferences he has. I don't think it'd work out for them in the end, but at least she'd get horsedick and learn about herself from it all.
>>33776832PLEASE be in Montreal
>>33776837What?
>>33776832Go to a wrestling gym and sign up
>>33776831didn't you say you showed them the website fucked up and they didnt gaf? Why feel bad? They lost your stuff, get your money back
>>33776772Pretty much, I light scented candles and dim the lights and play sounds and all that to set a mood that compliments the smut.
>>33776831>and I feel bad asking for that much moneyI personally would not feel bad. Their job isn't done when the package leaves their warehouse and if the system has issues, they need to fix them because otherwise they are not providing a good customer experience. $50 or $2000, it doesn't matter.
>>33776840Neither straight women nor gay men wanna fuck me or date me. Its black pilling. You have it better because they are just taken instead of finding out you just aren't wanted by anyone really.
Fuck you guys are disgusting
>>33776839Never>>33776841I need the man to be attractive enough and i wouldn't want to get aroused in a normal setting like a pervert, also i don't want to do it back
>>33776844The smut I listen to does most definitely not include anything that sentimental.
>>33776788>That's more sad than just having a practice gf for a few monthsI can think of several non-sad reasons to end up as a 30yo virgin but even if it were sad, don't you think that sad is better than deranged. Imagine your future gf telling you "I dated a disgusting guy I didn't like but I needed that dick-sucking experience for your sake honey">You can't tell her you don't know how to unhook her bra or get too nervous to get your dick hard etc.Why not? My bf had both of these issues and I thought it was cute. Are you looking to date some really popular girl who wants a flawless and super experienced guy?
>>33776835Thanks >>33776843Yea I have video proof, I recreated it. I should have caught it when it happened I guess but I didn’t >>33776845I’m worried a chargeback would reflect badly on my credit card. I think I’ll just ask them for a refund directly and see what happens?
>>33776851Weirdo
>>33776850What did I do?
>>33776852It doesn't need to be sentimental. Pine scents and a little forest ambience while I do it to a Friday the 13th knockoff where he fucks the counselors to half-death isn't exactly deep, just apt.
>>33776832is this headlock femanon?
>>33776838I'm really very flattered that you engaged with it to that extent.The intent I had was that it wasn't really a dream, but her brain got so fogged up that she thinks she just fell asleep instead of meeting with him and all the rest. As she'd keep meeting him and forgetting about it, eventually her mind and body would acclimate, maybe with the help of some mystical tonics from the centaur, and she'd definitely end up a total unabashed pervert. Possibly too much for him.
UGHHHHHH
>>33776854Ask for a refund for now, and if they continuously push you aside, do the chargeback. Worst case, you won't be allowed to use their service anymore, but is that a loss if they can't even fulfill an order in the first place?
>>33776856Read the degenerates commiserating about beastality
>>33776857I see.Do you put on headphones to listen to something too or is it just text (which I understood as "smut")?
Fems, imagine being waken up by getting plapped
>>33776853>Imagine your future gf telling you "I dated a disgusting guy I didn't like but I needed that dick-sucking experience for your sake honey"Men and females are different. Not the same at all. Men don't care about sexual experience, foids do, to the point where they reject men for being inexperienced.Good for your bf, but men can't hope to meet the 1% female who will accept them until they're 40 and missed out on sex in their prime years. That's what you're suggesting here.
>>33776788It can't really be that bad right?>>33776853>My bf had both of these issues and I thought it was cute. I hope most people treat it like this otherwise thats just grim.
Oops I did it againI just in my chair
>>33776876In bed
>>33776859Maybe, i just need to know a tactic that sounds viable and realistic enough
>>33776860>I'm really very flattered that you engaged with it to that extentOh I "engaged" with it very thoroughly.And the beauty of short stories that I can fill in the blanks and make up my extended interpretation even if it wasn't the author's intention. I do that a lot. Even just having that starting point and descriptive language helps my brain settle into imagining things I can't just yank out of thin air like that.
>>33776869Mostly just text. But I'll wear earbuds if I'm using any sort of audio. I don't live alone.
>>33776870+
>>33776875if a woman likes you, she likes you. i taught my 30 yo bf how to make out because he just didn't have enough experience to do it well and it didn't really affect how i see him at all.
>>33776870I would want to be woken up before the plap so I can freshen up.
>>33776887You are evil for lying to him.
>>33776881I was asking if you were the femanon who wanted to be put in a headlock and insulted
>>33776883>Oh I "engaged" with it very thoroughly.I was genuinely worried it was so amateurish and generally bad that you'd just never get back to me about it, and we'd just move on like it never happened. So I'm pretty tickled by that.Your interpretation is fair, whatever is on the paper/screen is what's in play after all.
>>33776885I use headphones for asmr nearly all the time simply because it feels more intimate to me, though I do live alone.
>>33776871fake and gay go fuck chad incelloid. no one knows you are a virgin unless you tell them
>>33776881Imagine being an wrestling instructor and a slightly weird-smelling girl pays you for private sessions to demonstrate holds and entries on her under the guise of "self-defense lessons" and you put her in a headlock and you suddenly hear a hissing sound and look down to a puddle on the mat as she soaks through her tights and you profusely apologize because you assume she passed out and you negligently didn't notice but she's actually just a disgusting pervert femcel.
>>33776889i don't see where you extrapolated that but good morning to you too, schizo-chan
>>33776890MaybeBut in this case i wouldn't be able to ask him to insult me unless maybe i find a way that is 100% fetishistic, if not i'll be okay with restriction only
>>33776794>Is it unreasonable to ask for a refund?No, but they seem unreasonable enough that they may not give it to you.
Atoga is an allegory for socioeconomic realities
>>33776891>I was genuinely worried it was so amateurish and generally badIt's definitely on the better side of smutty short stories I've read in general, I wouldn't even qualify it as amateurish, just purposefully curt. And it contributed to a productive night, so it's a success if you ask me.
>>33776897why couldn't you just make insults part of the agreement? or are there specific insults you only want?
>>33776871>Men and females are different. Not the same at all.The difference is barely noticeable and even then virgins are on the same level as guys with 5 bodies.
>>33776892ASMR def needs earbuds or something to enjoy much at all. But I don't really sexualize ASMR specifically much. Audio porn I listen to is usual about telling a story.
>>33776899some girl was on before with a 300k software job
>>33776900Thank you very much. I'm flustered.
>>33776895nta but this actually made me wet my panties
Femanons, rate my mom's porn history. Kinda boring and vanilla af imo.
>>33776905Probably has some degenerate fantasies, whereas the poor only fantasize about basics
>>33776893I'm not a virgin incel, but I was a late bloomer. I got my first gf at 16. And what are you so mad about that you have to resort to kindergarten-tier insult? Is it the best your tiny foid brain can come up with?I just talked to lots of older anons over the years who regretted waiting for something that never happened to them. That's what you're telling anons should do. Some of them did get a female in bed, but they were turned off by their inexperience. It's incredibly evil what you're suggesting here. You want anons to shoot themselves in the foot and for them to hope to get a slut gf who will teach them everything. It's more likely the females will make up an excuse to leave than teach them anything after learning that a 30yo man is sexually inexperienced./thread
>>33776895This post sounds useful>>33776901If i asked that to a normal person they would absolutely think i'm super weird and generally i'm not good at expressing that stuff anyway
>>33776910didn't read all that, no one cares, go fuck chad
>>33776906I'm sure a lurker or two also enjoyed it but they'll never say anything. I don't want to turn the thread into a writing blog comments section, but I do think you could build off what worked and tweak what you feel didn't to make something pretty good.
>>33776908On the one hand, based. On the other, she probably neglected to teach you that men are meant to moan during sex despite knowing she'd be dooming her daughter-in-law to a lifetime of dry orgasmless sex.
>>33776914I accept your concession. Throwing a tantrum like a retard, lmao.
>>33776916No one enjoys beastality except you and toddler diddy
>>33776918no one cares, go fuck chad
>>33776904The only ASMR I listen to is sexual. hahCan be anything from a roleplay, telling a story or something a femanon sent me.
>>33776908Better than my dad's porn preferences. It's all asian women. Probably some asian "women" too, but he'd hide that shit better.
I need a boyfriend to distract me from my intrusive thoughts, but I don't want to have sex. What should I do?
>>33776908That screen is disgustingly dirty.
>>33776908What does a guy say during sex? I get a lil bothered when I think about his hot breath on my neck and hearing him breathe.
>>33776924date an asexual
>>33776929Where are they
>>33776922>The only ASMR I listen to is sexualI want to make ASMR for men, but I don't want them to EXCLUSIVELY jerk off to it. I want them to enjoy it as a relaxing or enjoyable experience and SOMETIMES jerk off to it when a certain topic or mood works for them.
>>33776930probably tumblr or tiktok
>>33776912>they would absolutely think i'm super weirdthey probably already think that if you're paying them to put you into wrestling holds. I can't imagine hem not being open-minded at this point......you dumb perverted big-boob femcel
>>33776920Tell that to the Disney enjoyers who pretty much made this current wave of monsterfuckers on the internet.
>>33776931Mhm, we talked about this before.What you want is something you can't control though.
>>33776908imagine if you seen mom son porn on there....
>>33776931any ideas for ASMR you can think of?
>>33776912gaze upon your fate, and despair!
>>33776934Gonna need your shipping address so I can send you some tubing for your garage and car
>>33776916Who knows? Maybe some other time when I'm not feeling sick.
It's funny how /atoga/ is the only place where every female claims to love short virgin guys with small dicks.
>>33776935It's tough. I tried a lot of cringe ASMR ideas to try and get views, so idk why making it sexual feels so uniquely cringey. Like I even did one where I just whispered random video game related words I didn't fully understand to try and grab "gamer" listeners.
How do I get un-molested?
>tfw ate rancid crackers and now i'm dyingi need a foid to volunteer to be my handler. you will follow me around and stop me from eating disgusting things, in return you get cock milking privileges. eh?eh???>>33776741does it count if the parents objectively should be divorced lmao my mom was never very good at paying any attention to me, i have an extremely hard time being affectionate. even complimenting my partner, telling thrm that they're hot or something...i have no l idea why, but it makes me feel real vulnerable. very very strange and kind of distressing desut. 29 years old
>>33776887I mean I hope but the longer I live the more everything romantic seems made up or fake, or just rare enough it feels like it.>>3377689970k feels like barely breaking even if I actually went to a dentist, doctor or any other mesical check. Hell I barely afford car insurance.
>>33776945You don’t, it’s permanent. Best part is that no one cares
>>33776943Well I've said before, my wish to you would just be you being as naughty, direct and explicit as you can be.
>>33776942Its funny how badly you want chad's cock in your mouth
>>33776933Maybe that's true but it's more embarassing to ask for that too>>33776939I despair enough already and my fate is to stay alone with my weird interestsAt least if i was a man i could easily find and pay girls who do nsfw stuff
>>33776938Like think of for me to do now? No idea what people want to hear nowadays.>>33776940You lost me.>>33776941Well I hope you feel better soon. And no pressure to write, you've already contributed more OC than I can expect out of this place.
>>33776942What other places do you go to where women talk about their preferences regarding dick size and sexual experience?
>>33776954Kill yourself
Guys, they added a new free hand pose DLC.
>>33776946>handleri accept. where is my leash?
>>33776951I'll save that for when I need money so bad that I start some sort of OF or whatever the platform people use nowadays is.
>>33776958Italian devs are cooking
>>33776960I wouldn't mind shelling out some money, but if I pay for it, I would want it to be in ways you might not enjoy.
>>33776956he forms his opinions entirely from propagandized social media platforms and doesn't speak to women otherwise
>>33776924i think the mormons found a way to get around sex
Should I end my relationship with a man who isn't giving me enough attention anymore?We've been together for 1.5 years now, long-distance for most of it, and I fear he's become too comfortable.
>>33774340>>33774335The girl is Maimy. Or Maimynyan on youtube.
>>33776917She's never gonna have a daughter-in-law so it's fine
>>33776967Kek sorry i hope she likes the bf i chose for her
Damn she mad lol
>>33776962Totally. At that point it's not for fun, it's a service.
>>33776965talk to him bout it first then if no change, leave
>>33776942What are you talking about? No, they don't.
>>33776959when you say "my leash"....?
>>33776967Nice.Does she slut herself out properly?
>>33776953pay a girl to choke you nsfw-ishly
>>33776953>I despair enough already and my fate is to stay alone with my weird interestsfemanon, there are couples that literally fart on each other. I am sure you can find someone who would want to wrestle you.
>>33776965there is no point to a long distance relationship with no planned end.
>>33776953You’re doing it to yourself
>>33776954I'll do my best, and yeah, I've done a lot of OC in just this past year. My favorite is still the Saw trap.>>33776967I thought so. Weird seeing her here.>>33776978She does erotic asmr on OF I believe. Nothing too raunchy iirc, more just implications.
>>33776974But it's not true and organic if I need to tell him to talk to me or commit better, is it? It's something he should naturally do considering I have never faltered in my adoration.Is there some way to get the initial affection back without just demanding it?
Sometimes I wake up thinking about how she was pushing her butt on me in bed just before she was about to leave Mr forever. I was sore as fuck from multiple raucous fucks the night before and I thought I was being based by ignoring her. Little did I know she wanted to just get her last foll before she dumped me.
>>33776965why tf are you asking us like we're gonna know?? talk to him about it and see whats up. why do people get in relationships where this doesn't feel like an instinctial first option?
>>33776984>the Saw trapYou like cum too much. Or you like making me think about cum too much. Either way, you only get away with it because of the creativity.
>>33776934Hey now don't drag me into this
>>33776982True as fuck. I won't even try that shit anymore unless there's a solid plan out of it.
>>33776989Nah I was just watching the Saw movies around that time and thought it'd be hilarious.
I want to call my ex but I'm afraid of how much it'll cost to call international
>>33776994Exes are exes for a reason. You shouldn't get involved with them again.
>>33776980I do not like girls, but i'll say that it was nice when one of them would hold me between her thighs, women are very different from men though>>33776981But i'm scared of everything that's why i wish to have light enough experiences but then not really because even that may be too much and i just use it as a fantasy but the fantasy has to be realistic enough for me to not feel bad about it and have you ever seen those mouses mixed with mammoth dna?
Nevermind, I'm gonna do it to some police roleplay shit.Lock me up, senpai!
>>33776999So annoying
>>33775794don't do it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnlJw9H0xAM
foids: i make sure my diamonds come from the most horrific conflicts imaginable. i'm eating red snapper off the vermillion coast; war is all i think about.
>>33777000I'm taking you to horny jail, where you won't be allowed to have sex or fap, come along
>>33777001You get me
>>33776985communication is the only way to get stuff across. Not everyone is born perfect. Its perfectly healthy to talk to a partner bout issues and stuff. You dont demand it, you tell him how you feel. If he doesnt want to change, or doesnt want to do your solutions, then leave
>>33777005If you put a handcuff on my dick, I might just explode randomly...
>>33777006Yea, it’s icky, like the rest of you
>>33777004You: I want Chad to stroke my hair and say good boy as I swallow his cum. I want to feel chads pecs press into my back while his cock penetrates me, hitting my make gspot. I want this more than anything.
>>33776999Hmmm, I think you need to work on getting less scared of stuff. You seem to be overthinking a lot.>ever seen those mouses mixed with mammoth dna?yeah they were cute.
Just woke upShould I read the whole thread and late reply to everything or just start from here?
>>33777008We're putting your cock in one of those cock cages with the spikes on the top that stab you if you get hard.
Either gender.Do you have a comfort movie or show that you can just put on and relax to?
>>33777014Nobody cares.
>>33777010That's why i'm staying away from people, sorry to make you feel icky all over but please remember that i like to be insulted so stay safe>>33777013Sometimes i try, thank you
>>33777017last thread some anon was complaining about someone doing that so I just wanted to check if (s)he was here
>>33777011what a bizarre post (You) have made
>>33777014Depends, do you want a slow build up of horniness or to get straight to the sexy part?
Do transwomen tend to be real jerks?
>>33777015I'm tall and strong, you can't just put me in a cock-locker! D:<Granted, all I am wearing right now is my pyjama shorts, so I am in kind of a pickle here... I hope you don't have a whip or a tazer? Not sure if your naughty squad has been equipped with those.
>>33775794Nooo saar pls don'thttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRYZijLZR-Q
>>33777019Yeah, whatever, the fake apology is very icky
>>33777024Yes
>>33777024The ones I've known in real life were nice. The ones I've known online were demonic, though.
>>33777016mnot really. bluey is almost that but it makes me want a family too bad. maybe jon-era game grumps? that might be my emergency escapism if i need to truly rot to something. if i want to relax i get way too high to reliably move around and lay around in bed shaking and howling
>>33777025A whip, a taser, a tens machine, a volley wand... now come quietly and I'll only use one of these things and I'll let you pick your favorite.
>>33777024I mean, they're just people. I've met some who were very nice, and worked with one who invented complaints about me to upper management out of thin air.
>>33777019>Sometimes i try, thank youOkay that's good, though>That's why I'm staying away from peoplemight be counterintuitive. Maybe try getting out more.>remember that i like to be insultedI just want the best for you, pervy femcel with obscene tits!
>>33777011Not wrong and same but (f) I want to be filled with hot human cream and watch it ooze out my pusspuss
>>33777034I don't even know what half of those are.You seem experienced, more experienced with this then I am.But I will have my revenge with you and pin you down, the moment you let your guard down.
There has to be more to life than this
>>33777024no>>33777030this i could see
>>33777015I will keep the key on my wrist!
>>337770424chan has other boards, yeah.
>>33777016M>FilmSpirited Away. Not terribly original, I know.>ShowPing Pong. No idea why that anime of all anime is the one I can watch again and again no matter my emotional state. I guess because it's so life-affirming?
>>33777039>ooze out my pusspussAnon... You gotta work on your dirty talk.
>>33777028It is half fake because you can't expect everyone to suit your tastes here but i'm pretty conscious of mine, i was also being ironic but since you're probably a female human it's more true than fake, hope you feel better nowIf you're male idk what to say and you just have to deal with it, very sad
>>33777045...aaaand it's ruined.Congratulations.
>>33777042There is! Download Grindr Today!
>>33777050Why do you keep typing? The more you type the worse you look. Never speak to me again
>>33777016No.
tfw no spider gf to web a over my face before dissolving me into man goo and sucking it out like a gusherwhy even live
>>33777055But it was fun to me... <\3Take care cutie
>>33777042There isn't. If you're not born rich or as a female, you're forced to suffer with the other peasants. Find God and hope that Heaven exists.
>>33777039Hot
>>33777042Life mostly is what you make of it. Plus a lot of existential horror that you have very little control over.
>>33777060Honey, no one is stopping you from downloading grindr and chasing after some chad cock. It's so obvious that's what you want. Everyone knows it.
I could never love a woman who has less than 5 different cheeses in her fridge
GenderWhat’s new with you lately
>>33777065No it’s not. It’s an RNG Fortnite game where im surrounded by stupid niggers with p2w equipment telling me how they’re better than me while pretending they care about anyone but themselves
>>33777049Imagine if you had an imp growing out of your head.
>>33777071Started not to give a fuck and stopped fearing the consequences
>>33777072If that's the way you choose to look at it.
>>33777073I am the imp growing out of something else's head. Between my legs. It still has control like half the time though.
>>33777068the most valid preference ever stated here lmao
>>33777071M. I got new (old) games but I'm too sick to feel like playing anything.
>>33777077Extremely easy platitude to offer when you’re one who spawned in with top tier shit, fucking faggot. Why can’t you fucking cunts just accept you got lucky and not all of your blessings are the results of you?
>>33777071The exhaustion, panic and depression is returning. Maybe I need to get on the SSRIs again.
>>33777072>>33777083Being this negative is a choice, anon. Countless people are born into horrific situations and choose not to act this way.
>>33777024MWe had a transwoman in my uni department in like 2013 and she was super chill and actually tried to present herself as a woman. She was the last chill tranny I ever met all the other ones are neurotic and AGP as shit that basically come off like a caricature of a woman or dress like a stripper. I don't know what caused the change but I want to blame the internet, specifically tumblr and later discord. There's a bunch of trannies in my apartment complex and they basically all look like dudes in wigs with an unwillingness to shave or take care of themselves. They were ugly men, now they're even uglier fake women and I hope they wake up to their mental illness before they hurt themselves or those around them.
>>33777071mgonna take a plane to visit my grandma, soon. my work is getting busy but in a good way. oh and i made a new friend on /atoga/ recently
>>33777087No one asked for your opinion, horsefucker
>>33777080Horrifying. I hope it can get you excised and get its life back.
>>33777065>Life mostly is what you make of it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3VqAsMXE7oPretty good song.
>>33777071MMix between horny, anxious, physical pain, but mainly just waiting for my holiday to begin.>>33777089>1636712042249.jpgPlaying Darkest Dungeon.
>>33777092It's become an obligate mutualism relationship unfortunately. Neither of us can survive without the other.
>>33777077Heard this in Earl Sweatshirt's voice
>>33777071MaleKinda just lost the will to live
Women have you played Outer Wilds?
Anyone else feels like they can't stand themselves but also can't stand being with anyone else when they're feeling down?
>>33777091It's not an opinion, it's a simple fact. Growing up impoverished or with trauma doesn't mean you need to be a bad person. You don't need to be a misanthrope.>>33777094Link doesn't work.
>>33777071MMight be getting a job. I think I need to set up a suicide exit strategy
>>33777098Horrible. Terrifying. Existential dread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biy4NbuFu4c
>>33777100Hope you will find it again, life has moth worth in your mind than death
>>33777105I didn’t ask for some horsefucker to lecture me on morality, stick with your Sonic
>>33777109kek dagger dancing is dangerous
>>33777109Why are they like this?Fat women, I mean. Not black people. I'm not racist, just fatphobic and misogynistic.
>>33777102I can't stand being with other people like 70% of the time.
>>33777109*Breaks dick
>>33777111I don't see it happening, but thank youAlso checked
>>33777117>>33777115The best violence is the sexual kind!
>>33777071MI ordered nearly $200 in scifi/fantasy books for my Christmas gifts and got reimbursed by my parents because my mom was pestering me if I wanted anything for Christmas. They may have gotten hailed on though because the delivery driver didn't ring the doorbell...I took my crush to the Asian market yesterday. I don't know where this is going but at least we're hanging out more. Her text rate with me is still pretty sporadic, but it's only been a week. I will see her this weekend. She's also thinking about changing dorms to move in with the girl who's wingmanning for me. That would also make her my upstairs neighbor so it's kind of a win-win for me at this rate.School is going ok; my research is befuddled with bullshit right now and I think our simulation model is bad. Not looking good for December graduation though.
>>33777112You need the lecture. You're lashing out at everybody around you and assuming that anybody who isn't in the gutter must have been born elite. That's behavior that one would expect from a 6-year-old.
>>33777122This isn’t the way to talk someone off the ledge. I’d personally prefer if you stopped performatively acting like the good guy, no one cares about me and you have good social credit already
>>33777112>horsefucker???
>>33777118No one sees it when they feel it's like that but it is still possible to get outI'm not going to ask personal stuff but just remember that it's pretty natural to give more importance to the negatives and things that aren't right in your life
>>33777124>This isn’t the way to talk someone off the ledge.kek, this reminds me of my argument with exhib a few days ago
>>33777072yeah it's rng but all it takes is one good roll and you can control how many times you roll so the whole woe is me "it's all rng" attitude is bullshit
>>33777125>>33776784
Ladies, I'm trying a matcha latte for the first time.It's pretty good. I think I like taro more, but it's still good.
>>33777128You cannot re-roll infinite times, unless you mean killing yourself. You stupid?
>>33777127They're all in the same discord and do damage control if one is attacked.
>>33777132you have an entire lifetime worth of rolling
>>33777130I like taro but i've never had matcha yet
>>33777134What the actual fuck does that mean?
>>33777130Macha is a gift of the gods. I just had a hot apple spice tea for lunch.
I want a racist boyfriend so badly why do white men hate white women so much and before you pull the “all white women are libtards” shit tell me why the most racist white men are always with a black/Dominican/indian/asian girl.
>>33777137you have a lot of opportunities to roll the dice throughout your life
If someone you love tells you that you did or said something to hurt them, even if you don’t agree or didn’t mean to, are their feelings still valid? Like they still matter and need to be acknowledged right? You can’t just say “Nah I didn’t mean it that way so it’s your problem,”
Women is it a red flag if a man wants to cum on your face?
>>33777140lol, sure. Let me spawn in infinite money and eat more shrooms, that’ll fix it. Nice callousness
>>33777139I physically couldnt even be with anyone of those girls because there are none herebut im also slavic so its up to debate if I fit into the White category
>>33777124I wasn't disparaging you, but your behavior. You choose how you present yourself, and you choose negatively. Why?>no one cares about meAs somebody who was in the same spot a decade ago, this isn't true no matter how true it might feel.
>>33777094This was a funny read. I don't know mkg, but it started off pretty normal until they got to him with personal stuff. Pretty dumb that they know shit about him cause he namefags, could've gotten away with it if he stayed anon.
>>33777139It's my anon sister again>whyAmericans are weird
>>33777042try religion or existentialism
>>33777139Weak bait.
>>33777142yes. feelings are always valid, they are your brain's calculus on how things are going, there is no wrong answer. you can see the feeling is an irrational one to have, but the feeling itself being there is valid
>>33777147I’m not you. Good for you, man.
>>33777102I'm pretty comfortable with myself so no on that, but I definitely don't wanna be around other people to bring them down with me. Which makes it harder when a girl wants to know what's wrong, you gotta lie or at least hold it down and pretend you're fine, but that's a worse feeling.
>>33777148I feel as if a lot of his issues here, like getting mad when people filter him, would be solved by not using the name. I don't see how it's a positive because basically only haters engage with him.
>>33777144nta but i did spawn into that life, more than once and it was one of the craziest rides.
>>33777143Why would he want to do that?
>>33777146If you’re not white then what are you ? >>33777149It’s getting more common in Europe too
>>33777144yeah, basically. life really do be like that, it really doesn't take much for things to start going really really well or really really bad. callous or not, it's just kinda how it is anon :P
>>33777156Good for you lad, I didn’t ask
>>33777125I was confused about that too, kek
>>33777142Yeah if they say they got hurt it means they got hurt no matter what the other person was thinking
>>33777160Tell me you’re a woman without saying F
>>33777159>If you’re not white then what are you ?you tell me. I think Slavs are White, but there's a large number of people who dont. its like the question if Italians are White or not
>>33777130Based. I think I like taro more than red bean but I gotta try them again side by side
>>33777133They sound the same too.
>>33777152>>33777165Last night my girl and I got into an argument and I told her the shit she was saying was hurting me and I felt like it was out of line. She was mad and in tears saying that she’s not mean and that I’m wrong and that I’m not gonna make her feel crazy for having an opinion. This has been an ongoing issue and I always hear her out and work with her on her shit and in need to know she’ll do the same for me
>>33777158cuz cumming on a pretty face is hot
>>33777170She won’t
>>33777153Of course. But if some dumb 'horsefucker' like me can be happy and learn to believe in people, is it really so impossible for you? You might not ever be the wealthiest or most popular person around, but you can learn to cherish what you do have.You can get to that point too, but not if you throw away the opportunity.>>33777142Of course their feelings are still valid. If you do nothing wrong but still piss somebody off, it doesn't make them not upset.
>>33777166since when has telling the truth been associated with being a woman LMAO?
>>33777174The part where you talk about the ease of movement. Reeks of privilege, usually associated with women
>>33777142All feelings are valid, it's just some reasoning is stupid. Validating reasoning is a different thing. Takes good communication skills and empathy to understand reasoning, however flawed, and to explain your own reasoning too. If it's to someone you love, it's very odd to just leave it as, it's just your problem.
>>33777170Why was she crying?
>>33777170That's a disconnect that can hopefully be solved by just talking it out. "I know you aren't a mean person, but I felt hurt by that because _____"
Women, is it a red flag if a man wants you to cum on his face?
>>33776524f, yessss
>>33777158nta but I feel like if I were in love, I'd want to cum all over her and in her to mark her as mine.
>>33777173Ok man enjoy all that cherishing and happy connections
Women, is it a red flag if a man wants to cum into a napkin instead of in or on you?
>>33777142It depends, and I think the difference is tiny by huge and hard to explain: if i didn't mean in the sense that I didn't calculate my actions would lead to x, y, z but they did and x, y, z are hurtful to that person, then I would apologize. If I didn't mean something in the sense that's not the meaning I had in mind and another person misinterpreted my words or actions then I would explain my words or my actions but I wouldn't apologize.
>>33777185Yeah because he should do it inside instead
>>33777173I feel that an openness to express how one is feeling with information explaining why one feels that way creates an opportunity for communication, exhibiting raw vulnerability and strengthens the relationship. The feeling may or may not be valid, but acknowledging your counterpart and reassuring them can help everyone. Especially if it is posed in a positive manner and not a nag/bitchy/upset way.
>>33777170well you can't shut her down on the spot, you're gonna just make more hard feelings. if you are feeling hurt by her expression, that's fine but it's orthogonal about the thing she is expressing (i.e. her feelings aren't less there because you feel hurt from their expression). you have to deal one step at a time, first with whatever the issue is, then with dealing with how problems are brought up>>33777178i've certainly didn't come from any meaningful place of privilege, in fact i spent a decade rolling dice fruitlessly in a traumatizing home environment before i found myself in a place of extreme privilege, so i'm practicing what i preach at least
>>33777190tiny but huge*
>>33777170well, what did she say that hurt you?
Men, is it a red flag if a woman always makes you pull out and cum in her mouth instead of her pussy?
>>33777189That's a crime
>>33777193Yes you’re the game dev guy, I’m well aware. Why the fuck are you talking to me like we’re anywhere equal? I’m waiting for my gun license for a samsara refill
>>33777196if ALWAYS then yes, my seed is for colonizing your womb not your tummy
>>33777186How
>>33777189as the other anon said, thats highly illegal
I never learned to talk to women and I'm not brave enough to try it.
>>33777196Seems ideal since I don't want kids. It's no less intimate. Arguably even more since mouth can be more unpleasant for her.
>>33777127Were you trying to convince exhib not to kill himself?
>>33777206Just do it man
Sister anon i'm sorry
>>33777196No? Being horny isn't a good reason to get pregnant
>>33777188It all starts with choices, man. You can't change the hand that life has dealt you, but you can change how you react and how you use it. You just have to do your best.>>33777192100% agree with that. Did you type that up yourself?
>>33777171Sounds like a thing he picked up from porn.
>>33777209Nuh uh, if she doesn't like me (she has no reason to) then it'll get very awkward and I might get falsely accused of stuff.
>>33777172I don’t think she will either. She hasn’t most of the relationship. Also she has mommy issues. Her mom is super dominant and says and does shit that pisses my girlfriend off. My girlfiend will tell her mom that and her mom will dismiss and minimize her. Gf comes crying to me about how she can’t ever be heard. Gf does same shit to me without realizing it. >>33777179She will do that. She did it last night. >>33777180Because I was trying to tell her she doesn’t have to intend to hurt someone and it can still happen >>33777193I never shut her down. I always listen and acknowledge and explain how and why I think I know she feels until she agrees and then I will offer reassurance before expressing my feelings. When I express my feelings she thinks I’m minimizing her and making it about me. >>33777195She was mocking me and some of my recent habits IE shaving, I’m really excited about it and it’s a new morning routine and I’ve been trying new razors and creams and stuff. She got super heated and insulted it and went on a huge rant about how it’s part of a bigger issue and that she’s concerned for our future. I listened and acknowledged her concerns and worked to understand. I explain why the things she said hurt me and make me feel invalidated and she disagrees and says it’s my problem and she needs to be able to vocalize her opinions. I always want her to express herself. And I always support it. When I tell her something she does hurts me or upsets me, I want to know she’ll listen and take it seriously. I rarely ever come to her with shit like that. She is immeasurably more critical than I am. It’s not fair.
>>33777215She has reason to like you via her synapses saying so. >falsely accusedYou weren’t even a conscious soul in 2016, quit larping
>>33777178Nta but Reek was my favorite character in GoT.
>>33777215Just say rape you idiot
>>33777219Why the fuck would you like a eunch disgraced loser
>>33777202i'll be frank w/you. you will not succeed. it is not possible, from your own perspective, to kill yourself. you will get infinitely close but never succeed it, that is the nature of being. when i say you have a lifetime of rolling, that is not a motivating reality, it is an unavoidable sentence, your reward for existing at all. so speed run through the whole process by skipping the attempts and get back focusing on rolling.
>>33777217Ah shit, I remember you posting about the shaving story before.She sounds like she's lacking in maturity. Is she younger than 25?
>>33777220Not necessarily rape. It could be any sort of weird rumour.>>33777218Sod off.
>>33777185I actually get off when I'm sitting on a face and I'm almost there. Otherwise I end up putting too much weight down or grab their hair too tightly if I cum.
>>33777204just being me
>>33777196It seems risky to pull out very late. A minute or two in advance might be ideal.
>>33777231Okay but what did he do
>>33777223Nah, winners and losers exist, and I am a loser. Anyways, happy for you
>>33777210who is sister anon and what are you sorry for?
>>33777212Yes, I wrote that myself.I do have a brain, ya know...
>>33777235>Nah, winners and losers existLife isn't Fortnite, there are no winners or losers
>>33777217so is it about you buying a bunch of overpriced stuff you don't really need when you can't afford it?
>>33776741M, yes I do kek, will probably stay a virgin
>>33777239T. Winner
>>33777234flirt with me and say he likes me
Men, what drives you to kill a woman instead of breaking up and ending up rotting behind bars and shit in a cell?
>>33777242nta are you the guy who posted the anime girl previously..
>>33777217God, I hate how everyone uses therapy speak to be toxic nowadays kek!Dude, what don't you tell us what your girl friend was ranting about without strawmanning her?
>>33777248No. How vague of you
>>33777139>who do hateful people also hate MEEEEE????
>>33777242Are you saying that even though I live in a dilapidated roach-infested apartment and I'm a fat, bald, mid-30s virgin, I'm a winner and you're not?
>>33777225She’s 26. This has been going on for months now. I told her half way theoufn the summer that I was sad and her criticism was getting to me. >>33777240No. I make way more money than her. I have good credit and can save money. I rarely ever splurge. I’m dealing with personal stuff and I’m treating myself to little things and she doesn’t like it and is trying to dictate it. I also pay all of our utilities and shit. She just does half the rent
>>33777235being defeatist because it is simple and easy to do so isn't helping you become more happy and less sad. winning and losing according to what rules, and whose game, anyway? i think you'll find half the reason you're losing is because you're stuck playing a game someone else has made you perform in.
>>33777253Yes, I also live in those circumstances. You have a job? You’re ahead of me
>>33777254what personal stuff? something seems to piss her the fuck off
jazzed femoids are cute, pass it on
>>33777248Which anime girl
>>33777255>just be happy broBrilliant man, thanks. Not everyone will die happy, and that’s fine
>>33777260whats a jazzed femoid?
>>33777258I’m depressed and doing a lot of internal work with a therapist and shit. Buying little stuff is helping me. I’m not throwing money away like an idiot. It’s not a usual thing either. >>33777249She’s mad at my spending habits and is concerned for our future. She says that my habits go against her values and feelings against consumerism. She says I’m handling my issues poorly and should address the root cause. She says she believes I’m wasteful and compulsive. But she’s had 0 interest in how I’m handling my personal shit any time I come to her about it.
>>33777261Maizono. My fav
>>33776994just text or call through social media
>>33777238I was just checking because it sounded so clinical, like something from a psych book.>>33777254She sounds unusually immature then, probably owing a lot to her relationship with her mom. I think you just need a proper sit down talk where you reaffirm how much you care about her, but explain in detail how you're feeling.>She just does half the rentWhy 50/50 if you're making 'way more money than her'? Just curious, we talked about something like that in last night's /atoga/ thread.
>>33777239>there are no winners or losersNTA. 'course there are.
Women do you prefer to cuddle with men or women?
insecurity is a very easy way to poison your relationships. i need to be braver and more forgiving of myself so i dont sell our love down the river
>>33777264happiness is a choice. so is suffering. that is the world we both live in. you could start making choices to make yourself happy RIGHT NOW, but you won't let yourself do it. you might not even let yourself muse it.>>33777265hi thanks for reaching out and i'm glad you asked. it is a femoid (foid) who is happy and or excited about something. here, i was targeting a femoid who was happy because someone flirted with her and said he liked her (cute).
now women owe me both sex and rent
My reproductive instincts are screaming at me to find a femcel to settle down with before winter arrives in full force. Women why would you do this to me.
>>33777246Rotting in jail > knowing some other guy is fucking your woman
>>33777269are you the same anon where she felt like your therapist was ruining the relationship or something?
>>33777271
>>33777278men
>>33777278Sexually, men. Nonsexually, women. Ideally, both at the same time, in a way that slowly escalates to sexually.
>>33777196depends on reason. if ur worried about pregnancy and neither of u is on some contraceptive, idk.
I need to stop jerking it to the asian femboy threads on /gif/ but all the other threads on that board are such ass
>>33777281Yeah okay cool, you do you
>>33777142Yes. All feelings are valid.They are living a specific reality to how they perceive their emotions and how they react to people’s actions. What hurt them wouldn’t hurt you. What you find to be funny doesn’t necessarily mean they think its funny. Are you that un empathetic? you will end up lonely as fuck with that mentality.
>>33777071MNot a lot, things just somehow keep getting worseHave no money and at risk of becoming homeless again so that's fun
>>33777276>psych bookI studied alot of psych and am working on my phd
>>33777283):<
>>33777285He still fucked her though and now everyone will know about itand what about the ones that kill their wives because they have found some new girl?
>>33777264NTAYou’re literally just choosing to be a spiteful sadsack thoughHow would you react to anyone else, like say Ohio, bitching in the way you’ve been?>>33777277Who’s the bigger winner, the millionaire with substance abuse issues who dies at the age of 40 or the dude in poverty who has one kid and lives to be 80 while never advancing in his career
What do you guys think this post will be about? >>33777777
>>33777293Do you think it says anything that probably half a dozen strangers here have tried to offer you at least some sort of help or support?
>>33777281oh, that was me! appreciative moids are the best, pass it on
>>33777276I’m gonna try and talk to her. I didn’t always make more than her. When we first moved in together we agreed to half rent and I’d pay utilities and she’d pay gym membership and some other thing but both of those have since left the picture. I have not brought it up since because money is a very sensitive issue for her and I don’t mind covering extra.
>>33777293that's not a real response, and that's because you know i'm right. if i'm not, point out where i'm wrong. you are going to need to take responsility for yourself someday.
>>33777283if I give you sex do I get free rent
>>33777142You can simultaneously accept that their discomfort is valid whilst also recognizing that your wording was generally rational and reasonable. Everyone is different and part of being in a relationship and growing together is finding what works and doesn't with your lover. Like grease slipping through the gears in a machine, eventually it all goes smoother and runs more efficiently.
>>33777269>She’s mad at my spending habits and is concerned for our future. She says that my habits go against her values and feelings against consumerism. She says I’m handling my issues poorly and should address the root cause. She says she believes I’m wasteful and compulsive.So basically she's saying you're "medicating" yourself through consumerism but that's gonna fix the root issue? Based! >But she’s had 0 interest in how I’m handling my personal shit any time I come to her about it.Is she not interested, or is she not interested the way you want her to be interested (i.e., make excuses for you, enable you...), or maybe you recognize she's right about some things but you're not ready to work on them/you need time, which she doesn't understand? Or something else?
>>33777283wheres the OF link
Women owe me a nintendo switch 2
Mmmmmm mayonnaise my favourite
Gender, would you want your daughter(s) to join Girl Scouts or whatever similar organization? why/why not?
>>33777300Yup, I’m just choosing this, for sure>How would you react to anyone else, like say Ohio, bitching in the way you’ve been?Dunno>>33777302Christian culture is a good one>>33777306It’s pointlessly callous and very easy to say “self inflicted wounds”, just self serving nonsense
>>33777301someone saying something mean about the opposite gender
>>33777246dont want to hurt her feelings and see her cry
>>33777304well there wouldn't be anything worth appreciating if you weren't here so i feel like you're responsible for my appreciating, but i'll pass it along
>>33777317MI don't want children
>>33777308Ya pussy aint worth a buck fifty, sweetheart
>>33777071maleflunking out of university, realizing im just too dumb for intellectual pursuits. feels like every day is a new humiliation and another chip away at my dignity as a human. I do not reccomend this feel
>>33777316pic rel>>33777315I have zero monies anon
>>33777316How about semen instead?
>>33777330A visual representation of the new Taylor Swift album
>>33777317fyeah sure, it's a great way to spend free time as a kid
you still love her
men!how often do you buy new clothes
>>33777315Why get a Switch 2 when you could have something even better?>>33777317M, if she's into it, sure. I was in Boy Scouts for a while and I hated it so I wouldn't want to force it.
>>33777330I like my chicken and rice dipped into salt and then sprinkled with some more salt but otherwise yeah>>33777331No taste
>>33777333is it true that she sings about cock?
>>33777318>It’s pointlessly callous and very easy to say “self inflicted wounds”, just self serving nonsenseit's simple; that does not mean easy. never said it was easy. the nature of life is to be in constant flux, and it is much easier to be in situations that make you feel bad than situations that make you feel good, so that is normal. none of this matters and doesn't address the fact you're holding yourself back.
>>33777333I wouldn't know, I haven't heard it and I likely never will, so I'll take your word for it
>>33777336Once a year at best
>>33777302>Do you think it says anything that probably half a dozen strangers here have tried to offer you at least some sort of help or support?Nta, but FUCK. YOU
>>337773363-4 orders per year.>>33777345Geez!
Women, how does it feel to know every male here would have sex with you if he could?
>>33777343treat yourself with some kindness dumb moid!!
women, when kissing, do you prefer to be kissed on the upper lip or lower lip?
>>33777335who loves who?
Femanon, I'm chaotic. Do you like stable guys
>>33777315what are you gonna play on your switch 2 once you get it?
>>33777347That's just every male on the planet
>>33777246Low impulse control is a universal sign of low IQ with no exceptions. Dudes doing that are just brutes that cannot regulate emotion.
>>33777347Moid, how does it feel knowing we all read your posts and know they are the desperate projections of an incelloid subhuman?
>>33777336Every couple months I pull the trigger on things but I like fashion and am constantly window shopping
>>33777349lower>>33777347I don't think thats true, you can't be everyone's cup of tea
>>33777330>I have zero monies anon:(>>33777337>when you could have something even better?whats that?
>>33777336i buy them on an as-needed basis. i own like 2 pants and 5 shirts (and one pajama suit)
>>33777336M, when I had money I would thrift and get stuff all the timeI'm broke these days so dress like a homeless person
>>33777335And?>>33777340Ok man
>>33777351unfortunately for my peace I seem to be drawn to chaotic guys
>>33777352Metroid Prime 4!!Also, the persona 3 remake
>>33777317M, yeah sure, I did scouts as a kid and it was fun even though I'm not very outdoorsyIf she enjoyed it ofc, I wouldn't force her to do anything
>>337773362-3 times a year lolI tend to buy durable clothes that last a while. I'll buy graphic tees for the gym throughout the year though.
>>33777322(:
>>33777346You're quick to hold something as writing preachy comments over some anon's head and consider it as "help" and "support"I would hate to be indebted to you in any way, because you'd show up on my door the next day and the one after and the one after and the one after... reminding me of the service you owe me
>>33777368Me when a guy doesn't check me out at the gym, too.
>>33777365thats okay, chaotic guys need a bone thrown at em every now and then, imo (biased)
>>33777359Your choice of retro console. I joked earlier this year that I'd get a Saturn or SNES before a Switch 2, and I ended up getting both. Then you just use your PC for playing more modern games.
>>33777365Would you watch me balance on a beer bottle FOR CLOUT>>33777374>REPLYING TO MY POSTdaring today aren't we
>>33777374I wouldn't want it any other way, the issue is that I am chaotic myself, so that often ends up being a bit much chaos on one heap
>>33777016M, I rarely watch newshit these days but Lucky Star, Kinmoza, Azumanga and Non Non Biyori are still peak comfy moe
>>33777368>vidpickme behavior
>>33777363and still you refuse to even acknowledge the idea. as it goes, one cannot make a horse drink water. good luck and may God be with you anon.
>>33777377>Would you watch me balance on a beer bottle FOR CLOUTyes, sounds entertaining can I poke you tho to make you fall over?
>>33777358>loweris there a reason why?
>>33777014I used to do this all the time lol, fuck the hatersThese days just depends if I can be bothered or have the time
>>33777374Nice you farm
>>33777373no woman likes guys looking at her at gym.
what do femanons think about this?
>>33777016Jin-rohF
>>33777383>can I poke you tho to make you fall over?Sure, I love injuries. I literally won't ever tip over though.
>>33777384mmh, I don't think so, it just feels more natural - like thats the tight way to do it, similar to having a dominant hand why, do you think there is any significance to it?
>>33777382It’s not your business. Can you fuck off?
>>33777370It's hardly transactional for me, and likely not for others either, anon. This reads more like you've been through something exactly like that before.
>>33777377ay ay ay, easy eh? we're both a couple of clown over here, this tent is big enough for the two of us>>33777378sounds like you need a chaotic guy who is self-aware
Either genderHave you ever used Ao3?If so, what did/do you read?
>>33777016MWhenever my existential dread and mortality flares up and I get into these episodes of psychotic panic and depression, I watch House.
saw my bf totally naked this morning and have been salivating and trying to keep from touching myself all day. is this what it is like to be a man?
>>33777390that's a challenge, right?
>>33777386lmfao what's that supposed to mean!!! it was a real sentiment, i'm a freak, a real creature and it's rare to feel wanted by women
>>33777388Yes. Fill me.
>>33777388I think this effect is mainly because girls that get dicked raw are by default more happy creatures than condom users and not because of the sperm itself
>>33777396F no, i was never interested but the first time i found out about fanfiction it was about a younger character i liked topping an older one
>>33777396MLast time you asked this, I had no idea what AO3 was. Now that I looked it up, yes, I have read stuff on there. I think I read a few Harry Potter fanfics despite not even being a Harry Potter fan. I remember one where Harry got fostered by Snape and ended up being a Slytherin. I think I've also checked out some Evangelion and Fire Emblem fics.
>>33777395>sounds like you need a chaotic guy who is self-awareperhaps
>>33777396I read my girlfriend's JJK fanfiction she left open in a tab on her laptop. Honestly disgusted me, no prose, no structure. Just lazy, soulless and illogical plot contrivances to pointlessly arrive at a homosexual encounter between two male characters. Even the sex scene was boring and unimaginative. The quality of the writing was far more revolting than the subject matter.
>>33777401Cute, are you the robe anon
>>33777396f I've clicked on links people have posted here but it never really caught my interest enough to read more than a few sentences
>>33777406you'd be pretty surprised, cum has a lot of hostile stuff in it, like things to try to weaken a woman's immune system so it'll be less likely to kill off any sperm. i have no doubt there are like mood-modulating things, nature is a little freaky
>>33777402don't freak out.. but, lol
>>33777411>The quality of the writing was far more revolting than the subject matter.this is hilarious but real, this us how I felt when thumbing through 50 shades of grey - absolutely atrocious writing
>>33777387I go to the gym specifically to be checked out.
>>33777417hot.......
>>33777394>It's There's probably no "it's" to begin with. In reality, the stuff that was said to that anon, he most likely won't be able to use any of it. How's telling someone I didn't come from significant wealth but I made it and happiness is a choice blah blah helpful? This is similar to those get-rich courses who somehow never get to actually HOW that person made their money and go into practical detailed ideas.
>>33777419LMAO grade A pot stirring, i approve. there is only evil in this world, though.
>>33777416Nta but no way, misogynistic semen is real?
>>33777388It'd explain why I'm so unhappy all the time.
>>33777336twice a yearmore if you count sports wear
Gender, how much can you bench press?
>>33777416I'm sure there is a whole hormone bomb in there, but would that really make a noticeable difference? it seems more likely that having unprotected sex is fun and thus lifts your mood to be honest, but it's not like I've looked into it deeply so I might be wrong
>>33777417fucking dumbass
>>33777396i recently read a very fucked up story called conbini girl that was linked here
>>33777427oh hell yeah, women literally have to evolve ways to mitigate toxic compounds in smen, its a constant arms race
>>33777430m120ish kg
>>33777434That's so hot
>>33777433w-what was in it?
>>33777419thank god abortificents are easily grown in plant pots
>>33777430f, idk I never bench press because my muscles in my upper body are well developed enough for my taste but I do leg press 140kg god I love leg exercises
>>33777396F. I use it a lot. I read a ton of stuff on there, can't really narrow it down. They have some controversial tags available.
>>33777431well keep in mind it only needs to be effective enough to maximize insemination chances, but it could totally be possible. daily cream pies certainly would impact your mood, but there is a lot of noise (like without cum sex is already bonding/antidepressing, for instance)
>>33777439a store clerk witnesses a murder and gets kidnapped by the yakuza, one of which decides to keep her as a "pet" with pretty brutal training scenes / well written stockholm syndrome psychology (it's in the pov of the girl who was kidnapped)
>>33777424no u, >:)also I'm completely sure I loosened one of my teeth somehow
>>33777437i know! thats what i mean when i say nature is freaky, its TOO hot, and it's hot that we're so obsessed with fucking even though it causes all these consequences too if i'm being honest
In for friendly older women who call me “my love”
>>33777423>tfw cute girl at gym asked me for help unracking her weights a few weeks ago>tfw could only think about how odd the request was, how did she get them on there in the first place>well i just wanted to go a bit harder today haha!>tfw she tried to ask about my day and i said "its ok" before launching into an autistic monologue about how you should steadily progressively overload and instantly jumping to significantly higher weight is suboptimal
>gf has minor operation to deal with some lining in her uterus>her IUD was removed as part of the procedure>she presumed this meant it would be replaced during the procedure when this was not the case>blames it on having to go through 4 people prior to the appointmentAm I crazy for thinking she's irresponsible to not even think to check-in afterwards at some point whether her BC actually got replaced? She's been irresponsible in ways like we all can be and I get shit happens but this really has me hesitant going forwards.
>>33777430Mpeak 260 but i got injured and fat and my gf cucked me so im back down to 200.
How can I make a man needy for me?It was like this, then I got too attached and vulnerable and have shown my own neediness. It's embarrassing. Is there any way to reclaim my aloofness and have him chase me, or do I need to end it and restart?
>>33777439https://archiveofourown.org/works/59239375/chapters/151067434
>>33777453Cute
>>33777410if i pull that off, would you die?
>>33777445>needs to be effective enough to maximize insemination chanceslifting her mood would make it more likely she'd want to fuck again soon, so it would make sense logically to put some antidepressant effects in there >sex is already bonding/antidepressingyeah, exactly, I guess I'm just skeptical if cum would be effective enough to surpass the already mood enhancing effects of sex to be noticeable also, do you think it would be more effective to use it vaginal or oral? I have to do some looking things upping
>>33777430M, 1 plate + 10lbs.
Beans are better than meat
>>33777450so chaotic of youhow did that happen? did you actually balance on a beer bottle?
>>33777412yahhh lol *blushes
My semen fetish got worse
>>33777468>beans AND meatBemvindo a Brasil :^)
>>33777425I can only speak for myself, but that's not at all what I was saying at any point.>trauma and hardship don't justify being cruel or giving up on decency>even if life has treated you unfairly, your attitude and actions are still your choice>being cynical and lashing out at everybody else is immature and self-defeating>people do care even if it doesn't feel that way, the world isn't as hostile as you think>you can't control what life gives you, but you can control your reaction and choices, >even flawed and imperfect people can learn to trust, hope, and find meaning in what they haveIt's not about "just be happy!", it's about knowing and practicing your own agency.
>>33777130Based, taro is kino.
>>33777462I don't think so, why would I die? then again, define self aware, I wouldn't want him to feel like he had to tame the chaos, that would be sad
>>33777459>women would rather destroy the relationship than pursue it
>>33777467Good work. Keep it up.
>>33777472We know, JH.
>>33777472>girlthats just natural instinct>guypretty gay
>>33777430MAt least 3 almonds
>>33777472M or F?If so how did it get worse?
>>33777478>it would be extremely painful
>>33777470yeah, I crushed like two bottles (not mine) trying to set that up. Third was mine, lolI was good but my shithead friend threw a rock at it and I faceplantedI got some forearm scrapes too if you want
>>33777389>Jin-roh>comfort movieI don't know what this says about you, but it's scaring me.
>>33777489? what would be extremely painful?
>>33777480I'm just not being reciprocated enough. I've done so much romantically for this man to the point it's humiliating. I feel devalued.Is it wrong to want my boyfriend to yearn for me?
>>33777481Thanks haha. I thought I would get ridiculed for being weak
>>33777016MI put on pokemon gen 1 glitch videos
Do women like BPD twinks or am I stuck thirst-trapping on '''tok
>>33777494>threw a rock at it he's just like me>and I faceplantedI thought you said you'd never tip over...>forearm scrapespost them
>>33777464vaginal for sure, oral route of action is way different than most other stuff because it had to 1. survive stomach acid, and2. things absorbed orally have to get metabolized in the liver, which at the very least slows down absorption but usually modifies compoundsi would be shocked if semen did anything if taken orally.but i suppose getting our hands dirty in the lab may not be a bad idea, just to make sure the theory works
>>33777500I'm just trying to be supportive
>>33777336Not very often any more. I've collected a decent wardrobe and I'm trying to get better at repairing the things I have.
>>33777336Never
>>33777503Like this channel's stuff? Or do you have better?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHkyO5T5wZU
>>33777504some do
>>33777473I-I never thought you could eat them together. Thank you for this
>>33777496YOU'RE A BIG GUY
State genderWould you continue the cycle or stop it?
>>33777504only if you have a big dick.
>tfw born to be a big shouldered 6'4 bearded man>tfw spiritually a whimsical longhaired twink at heart
>>33777403None of nta, that was weird. I've had two girls before try and do that, and it was weird. Don't do that, for guys it's cringey.
>>33777300The one who's happier with what he has. Are these the only two people that exist?
>>33777524tf are you talking about anon
>>33777521bottom moment
>be me>hate my body>took some selfies of myself naked>erectionUhm...what does this mean?
>>33777496It's an old meme. Watch 30 seconds of this.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBE4fZLqrVQ
>>33777513I like the MissingnoXpert let's glitch pokemon yellow series. That channel is gone but there are reuploads. It's pretty dated though. I like pikasprey's older stuff but I would understand if people found him annoying.
>>33777475What a bunch of hooey.Practice your agency by not being an oldfag who cares about Sonic and writes about horse sex
>>33777506mh, you are right, apparently vaginal tissue is highly vascular and can absorb things like hormones and prostaglandins well (which would be what most likely could have an impact on mood in cum), which is why vaginal hormone therapy is a thing the more one knows >just to make sure the theory works:O
>>33777443Anything very controversial that you enjoyed reading?
>>33777531Oh, also there is a good channel that goes really in depth with fancy animations on what's actually going on in memory in the games and how the glitches work, but I can never remember the name of the channel.
ok atoga i can lay around in bed a worthless lump forever, take care x
>>33777517I feel like you're messing with me is this movie quotes or so?
>>33777528no i like girls i just wanna be beautiful and serene, not ogre-maxxed
>>33777529gay selfcest.find a cloning machine
>>33777459Wym, he stopped feeling needy when you showed your needy?
>>33777530oh, oopsanon got me good
>>33777533oh and something tells me you'd make a good scientist, too. or subject. hmm
>>33777497>Is it wrong to want my boyfriend to yearn for me?No, but it seems wrong to me to break up a good relationship because of pride.If it's not a good relationship however, that's a different matter. I would suggest start doing less for him and see where that leads you.
>>33777468I like beans a lot, but I don't know if I'd put them over meat. Creamy beans are really fucking great though.
Did women just stop pretending to be okay with average sized pps?
>>33777537I'm confused can you or can't you?
>>33777471Double cute, i cheer for you
>>33777518MContinuing it would come more naturally.
women why don't you like seeing men happy?
>>33777538baneposting...sorry i thought you'd be familiar with it at some point along the bit. not every part of a clown's routine can be funny, not even the funniest clown can do that v_v
>>33777472Just milk him more often, he won't mind. Maybe have him drink more water.
>>33777487F, just find it even more interesting now
>>33777552CAN'T sorry my hands are retarded my brain is melting please understanding
im in my first relationship and my gf already said she wouldn’t mind being pregnant 2 months in and now at 4 months she’s telling me to finish inside almost every time we have sexhow big of a red flag is it really? i can recognize the pregnant comment is way too early. but it’s not like she wants to trap me because i’m dead broke and we both live at home still
If a 5yo kid was killed 20 years ago, should he hang out with other 5 yos, or with people in their 20’s.
>>33777551yes anon, 7 inches is the new minimum*click*just face the wall, you won't have to suffer anymore
>>33777518MI think children need to be encouraged to improve, not be gaslit into thinking they are so talented and smart.
>>33777557Nobody truly likes seeing anyone happy, they like that their monkey brain is responding to the stimuli of laughter, inducing it in them
>>33777560>Fwell that's pretty natural.do you just like seeing or is there something specific you want to do with it?
>>33777495<3
>>33777564in the afterlife you mean?
>>33777571No the ghost is stock in limbo.
>>33777559Does drinking more help with producing more semen?
>>33777574well assuming he doesn't age as a ghost he should probably stick around other ghost kids his age
>>33777568distinction without a difference
>>33777569I just like the idea of having it inside me
>>33777576To a certain extent, yes being hydrated does help
>>33777532It's not hooey, it's perfectly practical advice that is basically akin to the core ideas of cognitive behavioral therapy. >>33777531>>33777535Could it be Retro Game Mechanics Explained? Very cool channel but I find it sorta hard to actually relax to.
>>33777581Yeah, good for you, so smart and enlightened
>>33775903just so you know this >>33775907 isn't me! it's a different anon
>>33777546oh yeah? and what makes someone a good scientist or subject?
>>33777582Okay now imagine a cock doing the throbbing thing while it pumps semen in you heh
I just woke up and have a huge erection what do I do?
>>33777558terribly sorry for ruining your bit with my lack of culture>>33777561much understanding, yes
>>33777583>yes being hydrated does helpKek
>>33777557Because men rarely like us or want to be with us as much as they enjoy anything else, including video games, football, their figurines, their anime cards, their male friends...
>>33777579He’s roaming trough the earth and talking to living being.
>>33777557I do.
>>33777551Unironically yes. Any dude with a small dingaling will tell you that was always an obvious cope/lie. t. unfortunately an expert
>>33777582Ah that's pretty normal. So normal I find it hard to call it a "fetish".Either way I hope you get the deepest, thickest creampie you can.
>>33777591I'll use all my virgin non-porn-watching powers to imagine it as hard as i can
>>33777594That is me
>>33777594Now THAT is a coomer if I've ever seen one.
>>33777594What does this even mean? lmao>>33777592Drink some water
MONGOLOID HE WAS A MONGOLOID BETTER THAN YOU AND ME
>>33777596then it still applies.maybe he'd try to make contact with the kids he knew when he was alive, who would be 20.what spurred this question on anyways?
>>33777604Water is a meme.
>>33777600Okay my bad it's just a particular obsession that i haveI'd still prefer being able to swallow it than it being placed inside of me but that would be very very nice too, i just need a second brain there
How do you get a woman trying to become your girlfriend to friendzone you
>>33777613>im gay
why do women online and occasionally in real life complain about unsolicited dick pics even from people they matched with. Like I get it if its from some random number but if you matched on tinder presumply you think he's attractive so whats the big dealAs an aside what is your ideal penis, length, width, shape, do you prefer a head thats bigger than the rest of the body, other way around, or largely uniform, cut or uncut.
>>33777613Tell them you've found god and start quoting one of the holy books
Just sneezed two times in a row. Sneezing feels as good as an orgasm sometimes.
>>33777612>I'd still prefer being able to swallow itah okay, so like a throatpie then?that's a little more fetishistic.
>>33777597<3
>>33777620>one of the holy booksA muzzie?
>>33777617girls dont find penises themselves attractive, they like the men they're attatched to and the feeling of them.
>>33777617why did you post this again?
Moid, what is the car of your dreams?
>>33777628no one answered it the last time>>33777627But why not I like pussyWhat do they fantasize about, cuddling?
>>33777630I hate automobiles
>>33777616but what if I want to marry one of her best friends
>>33777587>>33777593it isn't nice to bully people!! you're practically BEGGING to be experimented on. what makes a good subject? being a good listener is a start. well...better not go into more detail now before work :P
>>33777630whichever one is fully self-driving, i disdain spending my time trying to make sure i dont die just to get where i wanna go.
>>33777624I'm not sure if that is swallow-able enough, i would still want to feel it in my mouth, but i'd love oral a lot and that type sounds very nice tooAlso i kinda like testicles a bit more than others i think
>>33777617I don't want to see dicks of random people, even if I find them physically attractive.
>>33777630My dream car when I was a child was the Ferrari Testarossa. I like the styling but from what I understand it's objectively a bad car. Cars in general are dumb.
>>33777630My dream car is to lay you down, strap your legs around me, and drive you with my cock. Afterwards, you can ride me.
>>33777639Then why do you watch pornographic imagery?>I don't Sure
>>33777532NTAWe both know he’s right because you have absolutely no argumentSo stop being bitter and take responsibility for yourself yeah?
>>33777645I do not. And even if I did, choosing to look at someone naked vs having someone show themselves to me are pretty different experiences.
>>33777630The nicest, safest, largest capacity car I can afford to fit my my future wife and kids
>>33777634>she turned me straight
>>33777637We seem to be going back and forth here on the level of fetish here lol.So you want a guy to finish in your mouth and then swallow? Seems pretty normal.Also I think you mentioned being a virgin, meaning no bf to do these things with?
>>33777617Do you like unsolicited pussy pics? Like they spread it with their fingers and show the inside?
>>33776994exes are trash just forget about it
>Swift fans all swore on their life that Taylor writes everything on her own>turns out she's using AI and made a dogshit albumKekI'd be surprised if her "marriage" lasts 1 year
>>33777644+
>>33777649|:-]
>>33777621Felt a oncoming sneeze right as I amabout to orgasm for so many years and have never told anyone. Wtf is that? Nervous system?
>>33777657She stopped working with her Jewish producer and immediately dropped a stinker. Many such cases!
>>33777630Alfa Romeo Giulia
>go on /soc/>see a thread of dudes in castity cages willingly posting that onlineI will never understand that at all
>>33777661I never really had that or understood that reference in movies and stuff so I don't really know
>>33777661parasympathetic nervous arousal, just crossed wites
>>33777647Kill yourself
>>33777654Yes but i just have very specific thoughts about it, again it wouldn't be that bad to just have him force it in my body without me being able to grasp it that well though but yes i do not have that and i am just insane and delusional
>>33777630We have had this discussion. We all made several posts.
>>33777641>I understand it's objectively a bad car.The name sounds gay too
>>33777655no but I like just normal ones
>>33777666Subfags are revolting and they all just like humiliation
Why do women only love sex and not the consequences of sex (babby)
>>33777674That's because you're a moron.
>>33777666Humiliation/degradation fetish. I've seen some fucked up stuff on there with people posting what are ostensibly their own personal details.
>>33777665>Alfa Romeo GiuliaAlso sounds gay
>>33777666There are people that eat cigarette ash . Don't try to understand humans. They are a malfunctioning species.
>>33777617penises are not attractive to look at. Its only attractive when you like/love the man.
>>33777658Are you a car that needs a key to plug in to start, or can you turn on wirelessly with a toy in you?
>>33777669LMAO harsh words coming from pic related
>>33777678Aww, the fag's fee fees are huwt :(
>>33777677Why do you have sex with women who wouldn't have children with you?
>>33777671is this the headlock femanon again?
>>33777666i think small guys sometimes turn to it as a twisted form of acceptance to cope with inferiority and insecurity.
>>33777677Because you're grouping all of them in oneAlso would you be okay to have your woman pregnant every single time you have sex?
Vaginas are actually very ugly. They feel good though. Thank god you never have to actually look at it to have sex with it
>>33777677baby makes body fat and brings so many downsides and side effects to your body and mental health
>>33777683To some women it is attractive. Just like to some people feet are and ass is and boobs.
>go away for holiday with family for 5 days a month ago>since then gf in tears apologising she's pregnant>didn't realise her contraceptive wasn't fitted after getting it swapped somehow>was going to get an abortion without telling me until a friend she confided to told her to>thanked me for not yelling or suggesting it was someone else's>remember she saw a male friend during my holiday before afformentioned breaking down>that day falls into the week she likely conceivedNot sure how to feel desu, even the fact she thought not telling me would be a good idea annoys me.
women, how can i get my embroidery machine to stop puckering the fabric?
>>33777688You're wrong and probably projecting. Kill yourself.
>>33777696as a F I agree. Genitalia is just gross to look at>>33777698penises are ugly as fuck
>>33777696I hate when they make me touch it
>>33777683Doesn't JH think otherwise?
Would you date a woman who acts old? I feel like I never got to be young and by the time I was able to, I had no interest in it.
>>33777696MI disagree, I like it when it looks like bacon between two thick buns
>>33777677babies are fucking annoying
>>33777534Shota stuff.
>>33777701Sure thing, fat, bald, middle-aged unemployed man living in a shitty apartmentIf you ever namefag, please do it as Bill, it’s too appropriate to pass up
>>33777699Get a paternity test unless you enjoy that stuff.
>>33777666Your post implies you think posting a cock is normal and only becomes weird when its caged which speaks volumes more about you 2bh...
You guys ever realize when you fail a speech check irl? I swear I have negative game
>>33777604>Drink some waterthanks, had to wait for my boner to go away before getting some water though
>>33777706what does acting old mean? wtf
>>33777688>>33777710Don't be a bully, there's no reason for that.
>>33777706Maybe, maybe not. Doesn't matter; I don't think you would date me.
>>33777710All wrong. Just like your existence is a mistake.Kill yourself.
>>33777718NTA how long has cuckworm sarge been crashing out for?
>>33777714Yeah, annoying feeling
>>33777713Never implied it was normal. But it's a hell of a lot more normal than having a weird humiliation fetish and wearing fetish gear.
>>33777718Kek, do you ever drop the act?
>get new gf (I'm 32 she's 28)>don't kiss til 2nd date>fingerbang on 4th date>go to her place and she sucks dick and I fingerbang her>she still doesn't want to have actual sex after almost a month of datingWhat is this where a girl would rather suck your dick raw but still not have sex with a condom?
>>33777714
>>33777720lol ok >>33777257>>33777718Nah fuck that, let him take his medicine
I am tall and masculine and like subbing occasionally because it is fun and feels good. Why are people so allergic to having fun with sex? Why are individual fetishes and preferences examined so closely?and it's not just guys, women do that shit, too. I don't get it, but I feel like a lot of people here could have much more fun.
Ohio took his girl and his thread reputationDAMN
>>33777730kek is such a reddit tier word
>>33777696M, I know you're saying this in response to the other person, but I just wanna say that I fucking love the look of vaginas, esp pulled open. The cute clit, the spreading of the lips, the smoothness of the skin, the hypersexual opening. I literally can't hate it. Don't wanna say more about women and simp, but they're just naturally meant to be liked by guys.
>>33777730do you ever tend to your children?
>>33777700depends on why it's puckering but most likely a tension or sharpness issue when was the last time you change the needle? adjust thread tension, hoop tension, make sure you're using the right needle for your fabricif it still pucker you might have a flimsy fabric and need to pre-wash, use stabilizer and adjust stitch density
>>33777737nasty picrel but 4chan attracts conservatives who are largely miserable prudes and failures at life
>>33777737Its weird and grosses women out, they're just being polite to not upset you. Zero women on earth like a man that is turned on by being submissive. Dominance and outgoingness turn women on, your pathetic fetish crap is mildly amusing at first then flatly disgusting afterwards. The moment you break up with her, you'll hear how she REALLY feels.
>>33777724I don't even know who that's supposed to be now. The bully or the other guy?
>>33777740Anything and everything is reddit according to someone on 4chan.
>>33777712Can you do those during pregnancy?
>>33777724When has he not?
>>33777734And I've stated it clearly over and over to Ohio that I'm not that anon. Learn to read, cunt.
>>33777748yeah, i haven't changed the needle for a whole and didn't think of that, i will try this, thanks :) i sadly couldn't find the right stabilizer so that's probably not helping. i might go without instead of the wrong one
Boring and annoying people goodbye
>>33777706Like the others said, you gotta be more specific, lol. What makes you seem old? Walk with a cane and a hunched back? Complaining about technology?
>>33777746Do you ever get something right.
>>33777749I am right-leaning and not miserable. I guess I am a bit prude and not really a conservative, though.>>33777750And I'm saying their ick is retarded. I disagree though, there are women that match my vibe (I can assure you.)
Women, would you rather have a friendship where it as acceptable for you to tickle your friends balls at random or one where it is acceptable for him to tickle your boobs at random?
>>33777406Why do you think that? Are they making babies nonstop? Most contraceptive pill users quit it since it causes depression and anxiety and removes your libido and vaginal lubrication
>>33777757seems like these two things might be the likely issue I hope you get it to work
>>33777709Do you like younger looking guys, or more dad-core? Like >>33777733 but more attractive (coincidence that this picture is useful for me)
Is being top 10,000 on JerkMate good enough to brag about while flirting with fems, or do I need to boost my elo more?
>>33777756Sure thing, that’s why you use the same insults as the original anon when they clearly don’t bother him huh>hiding your local timeLMAO
I ralphed running down the hall at my uni class today. Is it over for me? Pretty sure I got the point of the class, since I have a test coming up but am I cooked? I don't think anyone knew.
double lucky sevens for libby
>>33777774I’m not that guy
>>33777685First
>>33777767I would let my boytriend have full accessto my boobs. Maybe a female friend if a specific topic came up.
>>33777777Nice (whoever that is)
>>33777693Maybe omg why can't we have more femanons with certain interests
>>33777768NTA but I have the copper IUD and find it effective.
>>33777774>same insultsKek, do you by any chance believe that "bald" "unemployed" etc are original? This is 4chan, more than one person uses "kys" Also, yes, why would I give out that information? Kill yourself.
>>33777782Would he be allowed to fondle them like stress balls?
>>33777768because a girl that has sex without a condom either wouldn't mind getting pregnant, which implies a more life affirming, naive or reckless character, which I'd say are by default happier than their overthinking counterparts or because a girl that uses other contraceptives (like an iud, implant or so) is willing to accept other downsides (like hormonal influences or painful iud insertion) to be able to get raw dick, which implies she likes dick, which implies she's having more fun when fucking, which would mean that sex more likely might positively impact her mood
>>33777788>kekaroOOO
>>33777709being a pedophile is still weird as a woman. seek help cretin.
>>33777777checked but wasted
>>33777788Talking about the horsefucker meme you’re desperately trying to make stick>why would I give out that information?Afraid of somebody recognizing you? Pussy
>>33777778There wasn't a time of day that I came here and didn't find mentally ill sarge also here and having a melty.
God, imagine getting to know a woman and starting to care about her and wanting to finally be intimate, only to find out that she has a hormone disrupting medical device stuffed up her cooter at all times.
>>33777443I fantasized about telling my son that he would inherit you and that you'd do anything for him. He wouldn't quite understand until I explained he should "suggest" something he'd like to see you wear. Of course he'd start to push it more and more until he realized nothing was off limits, even a french maid outfit
>>33777795Extremely ironic of you to say that
MenDo you prefer the calm and nurturing older sister, the stoic and dutiful middle sister, or the cheerful and outgoing younger sister?
>>33777796copper isn't horomonal you brainlet
oh is sarge the one who says kek? i didn't think the cuckworm could be more cringe but here he is, the kekworm
>>33777796>copper IED>hormone disruptingyeah, i'm thinking you're a retard
>>33777779I appreciate a hands on girl. When's the last time someone checked your oil? Are you properly lubed up or do you need an inspection? I have a feeling I need to inspect your mouth first, then check the rear.
>>33777772Hell yeah
>>33777796What the fuck is your problem? Avoiding an accidental pregnancy is a good thing.
>>33777796Same way i'd feel if he says he has done/would want anal
>>33777785we do, you just keep calling yourself insane, so I figured it was you.which I wish you wouldn't keep putting yourself down like that, have some self-esteem.
>>33777777>checks and balances
>>33777804Why are you so obsessed with sarge?
>>33777808he is an incel who desperately wants to pass down his objectively subpar genes and gets mad at the thought of women not being constantly pregnant
>>33777809would filter me, but justified
>>33777814i just think he's the cringiest and most annoying atoga character, besides entj/the one who has weekly melties over indians
>>33777810But i feel stupid talking about sex or preferences when i have no experience, still want to do it though
>>33777821>weekly
>>33777800Younger, we can go out and do fun stuff togethert. brother
>>33777797how did that work out? that is a proud dad moment. she sounds like a keeper.
>>33777794I didn't call him a horsefucker. I said horse sex because apparently he wrote a story about a centaur having sex with (raping?) a girl, which I also find weird (two people finding that weird? shocker!)God, you're like a pile of shit a person steps on and it sticks to their shoes.
Femanons thoughts on pegging? Thought it was a meme that girls could ever like it but a girl I slept with confided in me it was her biggest fantady recently. Extremely odd to hear from an actual girl. I don't get it, is it entirely psychological for you?
>>33777814NTASarge is the thread laughingstock, who gets women to add him offsite just so they can end up hating him, who is a textbook manipulator but really bad at it. And he relentlessly seethes at everybody more liked than him (anybody except maybe two users)
Femanons, how freaked would you be if you got pregnant the first time you had sex with your bf?
>>33777822pffft. I'm kind of in the same boat, as are many others. Don't get too worked up over it.
>>33777800older sister
>>33777821Makes sense
>>33777831The only kind of anal i'm okay with, it sounds safe but i don't like subby men, i'd prefer if he was assertive about it
>>33777796Should I get it removed?
Women, how many female friends do you have irl? How do you feel about "guys" girls (are they pickmes?)
>>33777837Like a power bottom?
>>33777800Middle or youngest sister I think. I think the middle sister would be the most stable relationship, but I'm the youngest among all of my siblings, so.
>>33777834Cute thank you, i'll try to see it in a different way
>>33777831I would peg the man I love. I would make him suck on it too.
>>33777833honestly I would love it it turns me on to know we were that fertile in our fucking
>>33777800I like the idea of the younger, but I think I would get along better with the middle.
>>33777842Yessssss
>>33777832Sounds pretty generic
>>33777800>meet cute girl>she actually agrees to go out with you>find out she has a prettier younger sisterevery time...
>>33777790Sounds a bit like mental gymnastics to rule condom users out as misers while bimbos who dgaf about pregnancy and the apparently neurotic who use dangerous, painful or irreversible contraceptives are fun-loving and sex-loving>either wouldn't mind getting pregnant, which implies a more life affirming, naive or reckless characterDoes this extend to lower class people prone to accidental/teen pregnancies experiencing less stress than wealthier classes?
>>33777833A little, but it's the reason why I avoid having sex with people for as long as I do.
State gender, important question, please rank ice cream brands in order from most to least>Jenis, Haagen Daaz, Ben+Jerry, Tillamook, Blue Bell, Blue Bunny, anything else I don't know or missed cause these are all I get here I thinkIgnore spelling errors if any
>>33777830>apparently he wrote a storyZOMG are you for real??You’re a joke
>>33777855F. I will not rank them, because I haven't tried some of them and I'm also lazy af. I really like Tillamook the most of them. I love talenti if I'm being fancy.
>>33777855Haagan Daaz > Ben & JerryI have never tried the others...
>>33777838No! Creampies are too good.
>>33777845hello.
How can I remove all the yellow stain that minoxidil has left on my baseball cap?
>>33777856So basically you have nothing. Okay.
>>33777863Add more yellow stains until the whole hat is yellow and then play it off as if that is its natural color
Which gender, and do you prefer direct impingement, or piston systems?
>>33777855all communists need to burn but they know wtf they're doing with ice cream. + ben and jerry's
>>33777855I'm not the biggest fan of Jenni's. For the next 3, I've never had them at once so I don't know, but I do like them so I'll put them tied at the top.
>>33777844I hope you can come out of your shell a little bit more! Wishing you the best
Women, thoughts on a guy that grins too damn much? Happens especially when I'm stressed out, the thrill makes me smiley, it tends to escalate arguments.
>>33777875nag but I think you watch too much anime
Women, do you relate to this?
>>33777863I solved this problem by purchasing a skull shaver.
>>33777876I mean, I'm not leaving monologues or trying to sword fight or anything, think it's just a weird deflection mechanism
dead bread
>>33777895All the women left.Women are the lifeblood of /atoga/.
Men are you a 21st Century Schizoid Man?
>>33777896This. Wednesday evening is the perfect time for women to have sex and they're out having it.
>>33777833Multiples actually run in my family so I'm legit scared of getting pregnant.
>>33777868What's the male equivalent of a quirk chungus?
>>33777898I have never had sex on a Wednesday in my life.
>>33777898I mean what if their cycles synced up from browsing this thread and it's day 13-16?
>>33777900A redditor unironically.
>>33777900Chunk quirngus, and he is I.
>>33777898It's over.
Well, did you girlboss too close to the sun?
>>33777900the feminist ally
>>33777896I had to tinker with my stupid ass laptop, I'm back here until like 9 PM when I go to sleep.
>>33777877whore (if either are dating someone else)
>>33777897No I'm almost painfully sane
>>33777901Hey babe
>>33777877No
>>33777913Dad's laptop? Did you fix it?
>>33777912<3
>>33777916>AHHHHHHHH THE CLEAR CONSCIOUS>IT HURRRRRTSSSSSSS
>>33777920Yeah if you tried to straddle a guy you'd crush his pelvis.Sorry, that was mean.
>>33777913my cat spilt water on my macbook this morning. i died inside.
>>33777896>>33777898Lmao, does that have to be the excuse every single time /atoga/ slows down?
Entire thread is a shitty game of “who’s in my mouth” where apparently the objective is to be like “mmm this cock definitely tastes like anon!”
>>33777913Was the solution to install Linux?
>>33777917
>>33777927That'll teach you for buying an Apple product. :)
>>33777917Do you really look like this irl..
>>33777930But who was it?
>>33777930shut up sarge, you are literally having a melty (daily occurrence) over people recognizing having a melty
>>33777921No? My own. I did fix it.>>33777927I'm really sorry for your loss. >>33777931I'm not strong enough for linux, I'm just a girl.
>>33777911nopedid you?
>>33777934A little...
>>33777935Naming names is against the rules, you just have to subtly imply you know who they are. So fucking stupid
>>33777942there are rules?
>>33777938>I'm not strong enough for linux, I'm just a girl.Bro it's literally easier than Windows (if you use the correct Distro)
>>33777942>>33777945i had no idea. *eyeroll
>>33777899Why would that be bad? You might even have a boy and a girl first time. Get it done in one shot.
>>33777831A lot of it is psychological, but depending on the strap on you use, it'll rub your clit as you use it
>>33777877gosling.jpg
>>33777945Yeh. You have to use NTA now, not nta. Or you're banned.
>>33777932Do you look like this irl..
>>33777952nta
Orange monster is kinda mid, guys
>>33777952thank god. maybe if i get enough bans ill be free of this place
>>33777953NTA I do. The blue hair and the gravity defying breasts and everything.
>>33777956All monster is.
>>33777946don't fucking lie to her, anont. female mint user
>>33777953...if I did, you would prob have this as a real pic saved to your phone
>>33777958s-stacy...
>>33777959Oh yeah? What's your choice of energy?
>>33777959this I got one last time and the cheap brand store energy is unironically better
>>33777964pff, I'd rather have your real pic on my phone
>>33777961It's not a lie, once you get out of the Microsoft ecosystem you realize Linux is 10x more intuitive.
>>33777938i'm a girl and linux is like.... it depends on what you want to do. if you like windows xp, and you only use your pc for web browsing and not much else, linux mint is actually really nice and simple, but like, ANY linux distro is going to have an annoying learning curve and possibly some command prompting. i use it on my thinkpad because windows became too bloated to run on it but its ass for any advance uses other than browsing web and creating word docs
>>33777965Stacies don't have blue hair, anon.
>>33777974>intuitivefor who, programmers? this is why i hate programmers, you think everyone on earth is comfortable typing commands into the console, but zoomers grew up on ipads and don't even know what a file is
>>33777981Having to use the console for everything in Linux is an increasingly outdated idea. Most Distros offer all utilities with a GUI right off the bat. On Mint for example there's very little you can't do without a GUI.
>>33777977How much RAM does your Thinkpad have?
>>33777985i don't remember, but it's a $500 thinkpad from 2018, so it's not very diesel
>>33777977hows gaming on linoox? now that microsoft office isnt free I dont really have a reason to stick with windows
hello again atoga. break time! if my favorite femanon is here, i'm in the process soon of writing up a new guide (for lack of better word) to try and focus more of my personality architecting, which i think you'd be interested in seeing. >>33777966research chemicals + fiend shit. once, i ran out of my usual shit AND money so i rigged together a nasal spray with caffeine powder and coluracetam, much much smoother than just taking caffeine powder.
Don't make me post the linux user in the classroom greentext
>>33777980vegeta and bulma are the chad+stacy power couplegoogle's giving a lot of stacy resultsyou can and you will be a stacy
>All you need to know about [e-celeb] can be kenned through the revelation that he was a fat kid. He is the pinnacle of that archetype, the fat kid who turned chad in college.>The latent insecurity, the performative personality, the constant narcissistic clawing for moral high-ground, the sex pestery. The greatest irony is that he is constantly touted as a "safe male" when he is the epitome of what male predators really are.I saw this on another board and became concerned. Is it true that men become narcissists if they were once unattractive but then got a job and started going to the gym?
So many people are into energy drinks but they don't do anything for me and i'm not interested in them, am i human?
>>33777977Okay geniuenly, what "advanced uses" are you seeking that you cannot do? >>33777989Much better thank to Steam investing in compatibility layers. The majority of games run just fine on Linux or better than Windows. A minority of games like LoL or Valorant don't run on Linux but that's because the devs are assholes who refuse to cooperate in making Linux-friendly anti-cheats.
>>33777989having played around with it on my desktop, steam proton isn't the worst, modding has been hell, and if you have an nvidia graphics card you are going to suffer. but if you are just gonna play basic games and you have an AMD graphics card you will probably have a good time
>>33777997Yes
>>33777984Yeh, but Mint does not automatically install all security updates, you gotta monitor that stuff yourself. And it's based on Ubuntu.
>>33778000i play a lot of games that run through 3rd party software/launchers and i also mod them. i have already spent a month of my life trying to troubleshoot this with advance linux users helping me. that is how i know how annoying it is lmao. not everyone wants to dedicate their life to troubleshooting
>>33778004>click the shield icon in the taskbar>install updates>doneAlternatively>click the shield icon>set up an auto-update schedule>doneIt's just that easy.
>>33777997definitely possible. same with any other celeb, rise to fame then instant change of valuesa guy with a decent heart can be found anywhere
>>33777990>snorting caffeineI'll stick to monster bro
>>33777997>Is it true that men become narcissists if they were once unattractive but then got a job and started going to the gym?No. It's certainly true that my opinions of others goes down quite a bit though. And that reaction is 100% justified given just how superficial most interactions become. My personality, opinions on many issues, intelligence etc are all largely similar to when I was fat and broke. But once you have lost weight and gotten in good shape, wear good clothes, etc you begin to see a dramatic increase in approval for your other traits. It's like a switch has been flipped and people are just quite transparently looking for a reason to agree with you because the way you look is better. It makes your trust and respect for others just go down, even if you otherwise knew most people are "superficial" being constantly and repeatedly affirmed of this truth hits much harder. my willingness to give people the benefit of the doubt is just not as strong and my misanthropy has unfortunately taken its place.
>>33777977I don't know, I tried it once like 10+ years ago but it was too much work to learn to use it. I can't imagine I want to start looking into it now that I have like 5-6 things niche softwares installed for work related stuff.
>>33777987Settings > System > About. How much RAM?
>>33777999Yeah. It's better that way, anon.
>>33778013What software? If it's not Adobe stuff it probably runs on Linux.
>>33778013it is definitely easier than it was 10 years ago, i'll say that much. i'm not trying to discourage anyone who is interested but i am trying to dispel the belief that it's "so easy" which is something linux bros love to say because they are used to troubleshooting every single thing they do and now they only have to troubleshoot 25% of the things they do and they don't know what it's like to not have to troubleshoot at all
>>33777990I'd indeed be interested in seeing that
Feminists films like ugly stepsister be like what if society expects something from you wow so deep and challenging!
I still love her. Should I tell her?
>>33778004What's wrong with Ubuntu?
>>33778006Ah yeah I can see that being a pain. It's not impsosible to run mods on Linux, but I haven't tried myself.
>>33777996They sure are.>>33778019I have a friend who constantly talks up how much he loves Linux and always asks when I'm going to ditch Windows. And he still says this despite needing to put days of effort into trying to get some games to run on his end. I don't begrudge Linux users, but.. damn.
>>33777884I can’t shave my head, I had hair transplant.
>>33777999I never drank them in the past, but first had it in college. Pretty good tasting honestly, jager bombs are great. I like the taste of coffee too. For neither, though, I'll often drink in the morning since I don't usually want the caffeine unless I need it.
>>33778018Adobe is not niche software.
>>33778023What's the point?
>>33778018Just very specific medical stuff. >>33778019>now they only have to troubleshoot 25% of the things they do and they don't know what it's like to not have to troubleshoot at alllolI'm barely willing to figure out how to make my windows laptop run, it's not for me.
>>33778027NTA Linux is for "tinkerers". I just want the damn thing to work.
>>33778034If it doesn't work natively on Linux, you could always get a Windows emulator like Wine.
I love you femanons
>>33778027don't get me wrong i HATE windows and think it sucks but yeah sometimes i just want to install a game and play it
>>33778040... why wouldn't I just get WIndows? What benefit is Linux if I don't want to tinker with stuff?
I love you femanons' boobs
>>33778010it's not quite snorting, its a legit sprayer with sourced BAC water. i am not an amateur...too much. caffeine is surprisingly a very potent anti-inflammatory, so it is very smooth especially in water. coluracetam is another story, shit burns ;_;>>33778020i knew you would :D my first iteration had me constructing a tree of archetypal personas, but now that i've gotten deeper i think this was the wrong way to view things. people aren't made up of archetypes, not really, instead archetypes represent something like interference. turn personalities in a society into a wave, interefere them all, and the constructive points represent archetypes. but by their design that makes them thin, less than a full personality (the wave is distorted). this new iteration is going to be much more painstaking, i think the actual path to get where i need to be is going to involve threading individual paths of behavior and slowly knitting together a new existence. make sense?
>>33778040Or I could just have my windows laptop.
>>33778041<3
>>33778035>have problem with windows>google it>click first result>fixed>have problem with linux>google it>click first result>fixedAnd before you tell me windows is more 'intuitive', nah. You are just more familiar with it.
>>33778044Yeh, until the bra comes off...
>>33778040>winelmfao i'm sorry but linux bros are so out of touch. wine is a powerful, but confusing and unintuitive piece of software for the average user
Men, a woman on the street approaches you and gives you a peck on the lips, what would be your reaction?
>>33777942It is. That's why I don't play it.Die mad that you aren't that other anon.You are all anon until you're not.
>>33777999What other anon said, you're better off.They're mostly just an overdose of sugar, caffeine and vitamin Bs.
>>33778051shrink her with my belt (set to "m" for mini) and put her in a pickle jar
I blame ocarina of time for my love for redheads
>>33778048And why am I more familiar with it?
I need to get rid of all of my friends, but I don't want to have to start getting friends again from scratch
>>33778051Check my wallet.
>>33778049*stares intensely*
>>33778043t. girl who's used linux beforeyou would want to use linux for privacy concerns and if windows bloatware was rendering your pc unusable. windows ALSO sucks, it's just almost everything just works with it. without needing wine, emulators, or advanced knowledge. i love it for my shit laptop that i only use for web browsing
>>33778051"Uh... th-thank you!"assuming she's pretty.
>>33778051Couldn't happen I would stop her
>>33778051Give her a wtf stare and a visible but slight smile>You know I try to take girls outs on a date before kissing. Can I make up for it?And try to get her number. The whole situation is autistic af so you do your best to make it normal, but not less enthusiastic.
>>33778056What do you do next
>>33778051This >>33778068>>33778057>blames Ocarina of Time>posts Majora's MaskAn anon of pure chaos
>>33778068How
>>33778074Put my arm out to stop her once she started leaning in
can we please agree this is the optimal relationship dynamic? i need a girl to hold (at gun point) and be held (at gun point) by
>>33778045you mean that behavior more a thing emerging from interference than intrinsic? >knitting together a new existencebecause that would imply that the solution isn't just to try and install certain archetypes in your mind since it's more like a dance than a battle?
>>337780148gb, lmao
>>33778079not bad
>>33778078Would you also use your body to put her in intricate positions next?
>>33778041You don't.
>>33778079>This was considered the sexiest woman ever according to the internet 20 years agoPathetic
>>33778086I'm not angry, just disappointed. :)
>>33778095i mean, it was what i could afford at the time, so it is what it is
>>33778079Is that mr. Tequila sunset
>>33778079that woman isn't leaned back nearly enough to be believable. have you ever seen a woman shoot a gun they look like this: 7
>>33778096You might be able to upgrade the RAM relatively easily.
>>33778099she's not shooting it, just pointing it
Men, is your hand big enough to cover the face of a woman?
>>33778099I think she's used to carrying a lot of weight.
Dear gravity, please let this small turd exit my anus so I don’t have to wipe forever. Praise science! Amen
>>33778105Probably. I don't know how big women's faces are because none of them let me around them.
>>33778088No, sorry to disappoint. I would just ask her what the fuck she is doing
>>33778112Fair
>>33778087thanks, babe>>33778083yes; precisely. our sense of self, i'm beginning to realize, is an emotion like any other. feeling like "ourselves" comes from making consistent actions in response to specific emotional states. what i'm realizing, amd what's different now vs. before, is that personality has a *time* dimension to it as well, because emotional states interefere with themselves. being angry makes you read anger into things...so personality is algorithmic, in otherwords, not qualitative.
I wish I could make friends. I think I want a normal life, but it’s probably too late at 24 to have a coed friend group where the female friends will hook me up with their hot female friends who aren’t in the friend group
>>33778109>puts a shock collar around anon's neck and shocks him everytime he comes close, like hassan does to his dog Mmm
>>33778105no i am a handcel
>>33778112>"Trying to taste your lips"
>>33778105Idk. I've never tried.
>>33778117Something kind of like that, yeah.
>>33778123That's bananas
yikes
>>33778120I might get a bit a hot under the collar but ultimately tell her to stop
>>33775857>State sex.Male>Are you an alpha, a beta, or a sigma?The whole Alpha/Beta thing was wildly misinterpreted, could only loosely be applied to people, and most people missed the point that "beta" males actively bred all the time.I definitely follow the"back off and let the chest thumpers fight while hanging back with the females" type. Beta baby.It's better to succeed at being the best version of yourself than try being what you or others imagine an alpha male is like.As that video illustrated.
men and women can answer, i'm F.Is it okay to date someone just to have sex? I'm a femcel and sexually inexperienced. I'm not sure if we would last long term but I am so lonely and desperate for a fleeting sense of love and sensuality. Is this a bad idea? Is it better to just be alone? I'm worried we will have sex and it will be awful
>>33778134F>Is it okay to date someone just to have sex?As long as you're sincere about your goals and you're okay with it morally, sure. Also, watch out for yourself and your own feelings - for me giving my body to someone is extremely emotional and I get strong feelings when I have sex.
>>33778134That's not uncommon. That's what's known as a casual relationship.
>>33778136>okay with it morallyI'm not sure if I am. I just really want to feel intimate sensual love, but i'm not sure what the "right" person is. I just know we both like and seem to be attracted to each other.
>>33775878Well spotted.>>33775881>A lot of kids with autism copying body language from characters from tv/videogames.Makes sense.I've done this but with an awareness of how normal people sound and behave. I often do things that it seems like only fictional characters do but because it genuinely seems like a better way to be.
Bout to go home and talk to my gf about all our shit. I’m going to tell her that if something she does or says bothers or hurts me, she needs to listen and understand and try to hear me out instead of shutting it down and saying I’m wrong. If she can’t offer me that I’m gonna leave Anyways I’m scared :)
>>33778134>Is it okay to date someone just to have sex?This is called being friends with benefits, isn't it? Or booty call. It's fine if you're both on the same page. It's definitely not fine if you're deceiving him about your intentions with the relationship.>I'm worried we will have sex and it will be awfulOk so then you'll know. Then you can either figure out how to make it better, or decide that it's better not to do that again.
>>33778134F, i wouldn't do it like that but i think that you can still build something before? Finding the perfect person is not that easy and you have to start somewhere, a lot of women didn't stay with their first bfs but you should need some sort of experience to find out who you're compatible with i think? I think it's easier to open up to these kind of experiences as a guy than a girl
>>33778073well you know, they're the exact same character
>>33778143Are you the anon who asked advice before? I think you're about to fuck up.
>>33778143I predict she's going to shut you down and say you're wrong.
>>33778145>>33778144Okay, I'll be honest with him before we meet. Thank you
Lonely femanons, how much do you want a bf compared to wanting dick?
I honestly hate being around women when I am not horny.
>>33778150Why? >>33778151Probably
>>33778154>Lonely femanonsNo such thing.
>>33778131>I might get a bit a hot under the collar>notice you flushing and as a result want to slide my hands on your chest, neck and then pull you for another kiss
>>33778154I want both
>>33778154I want the dick of someone i would want to be my bf
>>33778143It's okay to be anxious. Just make sure she knows it isn't that she's mean or bad.>>33778148I was just ribbing you a little. I don't even think adult Malon has character art so I can't blame you.
I wish I were literate so I could talk to girls here
Am I the only one who admired Jeffery Epstein? I mean he was a billionaire who had power over the most powerful men in the world, lived on a private island, and fucked cute girls all day.I'd love to have his life, feels like a lot of the hate he gets his just jealousy
>>33778157>Why?Your gf came to you with a concern. You dismissed her and got mad at her for the way she expressed herself, basically putting her in a condition of not being heard and having to defend yourself. You are now restarting the argument by making yourself into the victim.You also ignored every post here that said anythign but "you're a little perfect angel and she's a monster". That and the way you phrased your post makes me think you're a shitty boyfriend.
>>33778134>Is it okay to date someone just to have sex?>fwbbasically every man's dream: sex and no attachmentbut you might get attached, anonette
>>33778134 no you should date me instead, I'd love to take your virginity
I fantasize about kidnapping a femanon Does that make me a bad person?
>>33777797Hot.
>>33778114circumstantial patterns, hmm, and what circumstances make us act out which pattern is what gives the feeling of self, of predictable and reliable behavior this reminds me a lot of a system I've been thinking about for a while, but I'm too tired to type it out now, maybe another time I'm going to sleep, have a good day!
>>33778163How do I explain that I love her and I am always here to listen and that I will always do the best I can to show up for her and make sure she’s comfortable and safe, but that I need her to respect my feelings and wishes too? >>33778167You misinterpreted and I almost don’t even want to bother man but I get it She came to me with a concern which I calmly accepted and acknowledged and offered genuine reassurance. Can’t stress this enough I got angry when she told me she didn’t want me to express how anything made me feel, and that when I calmly explain that some of the stuff she said hurts me, she shuts it down and says I’m wrong. That’s why I got mad. Because she tells me she needs me to put my feelings aside and that she doesn’t care if the things she says hurt me.
>>33778173no dont worry they fantasize about you doing the same thing
>>33778173Only if you don't also fantasize about having your way with her.
>>33778178Put her on her knees and rub your cock and balls over her face but no sex, let her know your a man and she is yours
>>33778178>I got angry when she told me she didn’t want me to express how anything made me feelDid she actually say that, or is that your interpretation of what she said? >I got angry>I calmly explainlol
>>33777630I'd give my left nut
>>33778178love how often you repeat calmly, almost like you're trying to convince yourself
I hate men when i'm horny
>>33778176you too! sweet dreams. i am starting to connect this stuff to rituals. occult connections. life's getting real weird lmao
>>33777665>not the quadrifoglioso close anon...
>>33778191He calmly got mad, anon. You misinterpret.
>>33778169This will sound bad but I really don't think I will. >>33778172No thanks, you wouldn't like me anyway.
>>33778190uhm, based and aesthetic
>>33778192Being bratty just makes you more fuckable
>>33778188She explicitly said “I wish you wouldn’t have said anything and set your feelings aside and brought them up another time” “I need you to set your feelings aside for Me”“No I wasn’t mean and I didn’t say anything wrong or hurtful”
>>33778194>the 4chan
>>33778193why must you say such things when my eyes are begging me to close them such rude behavior... better write it down so I can read it when I wake up
>>33777071I'm trying to get into the goth sceneAlso, I got a very mild crush on an autist because we cuddled all night Platonically so I don't think this Platonic cuddling thing is for me
>>33778197I would, I'd also like to slip my tongue in your butt
>>33778115>it’s probably too late at 24 to have a coed friend group where the female friends will hook me up with their hot female friends who aren’t in the friend groupIt is far from impossible but I am 46 and have had female friends my whole life and only had one kinda sorta hook me up once. YMMV
>>33777630Durango 95
>>33778134practice boyfriends are valid
>>33777120>That would also make her my upstairs neighbor so it's kind of a win-win for meUnless it doesn't work out. Trust me.
>>33778207>I'm trying to get into the goth sceneNTA oh boy, howdy, how's that going?
>>33778200ugh i have been acting bratty alot lately. i have never REALLY been spanked, but have wondered but it would be like to hqvw my skirt pushed up and my ass beat. I have a high pain tolerance so it could be fun?
>>33778208I just farted>>33778215Women in male fields
>>33778206:P not sorry
>>33778225):<
>>33778202So she's not saying she didn't want you to express how anything made you feel - she is saying that she is frustrated because she was trying to talk to you about something and you made it about yourself and the fact you were upset about the way she expressed she was hurt, instead of addressing the fact that she was hurt.You dismissed her, and made yourself into the victim, and got mad at her. I don't feel like I was misinterpreting the problem, I feel like you're unwilling to hear anything but "oh no, she's evil, I'm an angel".
>>33778105>coverStretch across? Yes.My fingers are too slender to cover more than half her face. The chloroform rag is doing most of the work obscuring her features from the camera.
>>33778228congolese men shouldn't make rape jokes, thats only for white men
>>33778227nta but narcissists are always like this. he probably is one. he's gathering consensus here to be like "everyone i talk to agrees with me" probably
>>33777630saab
>>33778160realistically my heart would pound in my chest when you touched it but I would still push you away, my hand might accidentally be on your boob when I did, but it really would be an accident I would tell you to stop
my embroidery is going much more smoothly now, thanks anon who gave me tips !!
>>33777630el cameno
Women, is casual boob touching a thing? I mean, with someone you know I mean.
>>33778221its okay I'd have your fast for a day first to clear your system out, and then if you were a good girl I'd order whatever you want as a treat
>>33778239coward. chad shoved his tongue up my ass no warning when we had sex, it was hot, because he didn't care how clean it was
Femanons with a sister, if your bf and sister really got along and your sister was going through a really bad breakup and needed comfort, would you give permission to your bf to fuck her(your sister)
Infinite jest machine attuned to the frequency of “sex”
>>33778242NTA that's fucking disgusting.
>>33778207>I'm trying to get into the goth sceneLet me help you (if it works)https://www.youtube.com/shorts/sDiX211H4Lw
>>33778242w u t
>>33778242Did you kiss him afterwards
the frequency of questions that are too stupid to answer are increasingly high these days. femanons might find something better to do
>>33778227NTA but this sounds like narcissistic behaviorYou’re basically saying you want the freedom to air your emotional discomfort without the discomfort that comes with hurting someone. And you’re also saying your feelings should take priority and the other persons take a back seat until you’re ready. You should both be able to talk about your feelings
>>33778238My friends did that all the time and that's why i stopped having friends but i don't think that it's that common
>>33778244no, never.
>>33778249not before he brushed his teeth and used antibacterial mouthwash
>>33778250Find better women, these ones are boring
>>33778219>NTA oh boy, howdy, how's that going?It's the right month for itMy new flatmate is super into goth and so is her best friend (who's over all the time). They're both inviting me to a lot of halloween stuff.The main thing is I need to create some costumes, but one of them is a fashion student...>>33778247incomprehensible, have a nice day
>>33776334MI change it once a week.
>>33778239Original anon. I have 0 interest in any males from here
>>33778220Bratty girls need to be belted to submission. I'd turn your smooth cheeks red, then plap you until you stop hating men and start loving them. Make it fun for the both of us
>>33778257Just trying to give you the goth experience but it got so popular now so maybe it's not that common anymore
>>33778253why not, don't you want your sister to be happy and if you were the one that suggested it then whats the issuewhat if he had sex with you afterwards to let you know he still found you attractive
>>33778242BASED, nasty girls are the best
>>33778256maybe you should go to a board more focused on your interests
>>33778259Why would that factor in to your decision, what if you find out the guy you're interested in used this place
>>33778238I let a friend of mine do that who had a hangup about boobs. Clothed of course.
>>33778260What about shy ones that don't really put that into words
Men who play instruments <3
>>33778261But she's talking about emo plus everyone here legitimately does seem depressedanyway yea I don't think adults are getting bullied for being goth nowadays
>>33778255Did the intrusive thoughts come out and you ask him how it tasted? lol
>>33778268>hangup about boobsWhat does that mean?
>>33778273he said it tasted salty. whatever that means. lucky for him i had taken a shower that day so it was clean, he didn't know that when he did it though
>>33778272Anon... nvm have fun okay
>>33778234>takes phone out>types number>it's Chad'sYou did this
>>33778274He would tell me that he got really intimidated around women with large chests.
>>33778266Maybe you should take a shower
>>33778269They're not gonna be speaking words. It'll start out as angry grunts, start welping when they accept it, then happy moans when they want more.
>>33778134>Is it okay to date someone just to have sex?It's perfectly okay if you're ultimately honest with your intentions. Maybe don't announce it immediately but don't let a guy think you're falling in love either.>I'm not sure if we would last long term but I am so lonely and desperate for a fleeting sense of love and sensuality.Take heart in knowing that what you're describing is EXTREMELY common.>Is this a bad idea? Is it better to just be alone? I'm worried we will have sex and it will be awfulThis variesNumber one rule is to be calm, deliberate, and not acting out of any feelings of being pressured. Beyond any quibbling over consent or pressured into sex, if you're going forward with something because you feel pressured to, whether by him or feelings of guilt for having initiated or whatever else, you aren't going to be comfortableBeing nervous is fineIt's like a rollercoaster ride. You can nervous and not sure what to expect, but you're comfortably along for the ride.If you just want to leave but go through it anyway, it'll likely to be awfulAwful sex happens. Usually it's between strangers who don't know each other well and aren't taking the time to explore and find out. That's part of why I made a rule to never have sex with someone I just metOther times bad sex happens because one or both of you has other things going on and it's bad timing. Bad sex is worse than no sex. But in my opinion, mediocre sex is better than being aloneShort and simple rule is that easy sex isn't worth sacrificing your sense of intimacy forIf you can't be comfortably intimate, then it's not worth pursuing in my opinion. That said, you don't need a deep and profound relationship or long term relationship prospects to genuinely share intimate sex with someone. You can appreciate them in the moment and accept that they're appreciating you in the moment. It requires them treating you with appreciation, which can be a difficult balance when rushing to sex quickly
>>33778267If I met him through other means first, perfect. But never directly from here
>>33778270>plays you like a fiddle
>>33778270Does getting a girl to make horny happy noises count?
>>33778143Can't offer advice beyond remembering to think about but good luck anon.
>>33778280Very brave of you
Woman, what is the perfect date with chad like? You wake up, and how do you both spend the day?
>>33778291>Can't offer advice beyond remembering to think about her as the woman you want to be with, which can be difficult in such conversations. But good luck anon.
>>33778286>>33778288Atoga men disappoint me
>>33778292To be fair, I've known him since grade school. And they're just boobs.
>>33778268How old were you guys?
>>33778231But anon, I'm paler than you!
>>33778251>>33778232I'm not going to throw out psychiatric diagnosis over a post on 4chan.To me, it sounds like one of those times when someone is saying "I looked into your phone, and I saw you're cheating on me!" and the other is getting upset and acting like a victim because of the invasion of privacy. I don't know if she expressed herself politely and kindly or not, probably she did not. I know that when someone is expressing to me they're hurt about something they did, it is their time to be heard and my time to listen. When we're done with that conversation and they feel better, I might bring up that I wished they expressed themselves differently when telling me they're hurt. But the priority is hearing them.There's space for both people to express their feelings. But one should be able to not be at the center of attention for like 15 minutes.
>>33778270The wooden frog guiro totally counts, right?
>>33778270https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsWlktW0kj4Leave me alone harlot I wanna be one of the greatest
>>33778174Imagine all his awkward virgin boners before he finally told you to go to his bedroom for the first time..
>>33778299I was 14, he was 13.
>>33778236NTA, but glad to hear it.
>>33778307I was joking.
>>33778279>already has a bfwell thats one reason you dont trust random women trying to kiss you in the street
Buenos Aires/Sao Paulo or Tokyo/Bangkok for gap year?
>>33778312Whatever helps you sleep at night
state gender assigned at birthwho will win the nobel price in litretchure tomorrow?
>>33778296Male hands were made to love women and bring them joy
>>33778296Oh, not a maleanon >>33778286 was just low hanging fruit
>>33778313I might be a little biased but I say Tokyo/Bangkok.
WomenHow would you feel if your bf bought a knock-off Lego death star (basically the same thing as the original but a 5th of the price) but it got stuck at customs because the chinese vendor decided to send it in 2 packages and one of them didn't come with the necessary paperwork?
>>33778293we sleep in, have sex, then he cooks us a light brunch like eggs and toast, we play video games all morning, in the afternoon he takes me to a museum and then a fancy dinner and then we come home and have more sex
>>33778313Second sounds cooler, I have no other reasoning
>>33778270Hello
>>33778313The slums of Mumbai.
>>33778313Buenos Aires/Sao Paulo sound more fun
>>33778317Male hands that can play instruments are better at playing with pussy
State gender, what's the weirdest thing about you that you would be most scared for your partner to know?
>>33778322YES.
>>33778321I saw a Lego death star being sold for $900some rich kids out there huh
>>33778328MProbably the monster thing.
>>33778321How does one fix the paperwork issue?
>>33778332
>>33778328MSome of the genres of eromanga I've read and enjoyed.
>>33778327>plays the drums on femanon's boobsUh, I'm not so sure about that...
>>33778335that's like, every manon's fetish in here though
>>33778326For being a drug mule maybe.
>>33778335Based
>>33778319>>33778323>>33778325>>33778326Always wanted to do Asia but I feel I'd be isolated there due to language barrier, whereas I could learn Spanish/Portuguese within a few months
>>33778316MHonor levy
>>33778337or, play the bongos on her ass. you aren't creative enough. hand her over i'll take care of her
Why does JH always get bullied for the monster thing while nobody bats an eye, and some people even encourages it, when Exhibanon keeps doing it?
>>33778328F intersex.
>>33778342You could learn Asian language, but you RACK DISCIPRINE.
>>33778337You're supposed to do that with her butt, silly
>>33778321I honestly wouldn't give a shit but I'd tell him "yeah, that sucks man" every time he told me about it (typically at least 5 times a day until the package arrives + 1-2 times per every instance of running into friends, family or an acquaintance for several weeks after the issue has been resolved)
I'm horny!
>>33778331The new one is the first ever lego set to break the 1000 dollar barrier and it is hideous as FUCK>>33778334Not much I can do now, the feds will open the package to make sure it isn't anything illegal and will probably tax me afterwards (even tho I already payed the import taxes).
>>33778346she gets bullied for pedophilia not monster fucking. she has a monster fucker permit. just not a boylove one
>>33778346Double standards.
>>33778348Nta, but kek
>>33778346Exhib is the only namefag I have blocked, so, idk.
>>33778328MThat really depends on the partner.Basically, if she visits 4chan or not.
>>33778355All that armor on such a small part of the body, that's silly.
>>33778355based frezetta
>>33778346You think anybody has a non-rock bottom opinion of exhib kek
>>33778342I see your point but English is quite common in the tourist spots of Tokyo, anyways. All signs, menus, trains, subways and staff pretty much have it. Pretty much all of the younger generation take it in school.
>>33778335asexuality is real i've just unlocked it
>>33778285that souds bigoted
>>33778349Wouldn't she prefer for those cheeks to get plapped by a guy from behind than with drumsticks?
>>33778348
>>33778355Wait, is Exhib actually Ohio?
>>33778358You quitting if she doesn't, or you just gonna try and hide it?
>>33778359Hey, it's not his fault the armorer didn't have any horse armor.>>33778367I sometimes wonder that myself...
>>33778368No.If she used 4chan, I was going to tell her about having met femanons from here.If she doesn't, I wouldn't say they were femanons.
why do women seem to dislike homophobic guys but openly admit they would never date a guy if he was bi
>>33778367I bet blueval would know the truth, ask her when she comes later.
>>33778353yeah this is what I was talking about, I know it would be expensive due to all the small parts but I would've said like $200 max, surely>>33778362I know it's widespead in essential contexts I mean more in terms of not being able to form local friendships. I know a bit of Japanese but no Thai and was struggling to start learning Thai, I just couldn't wrap my head around the sounds
>>33778347If the machinery is still there, it doesn't really matter right?
>>33778374>I mean more in terms of not being able to form local friendships.NTA how long are you gonna be there?
>>33778367That is such a strange thing to say, anon.
>>33778270would a tracker count?
JH, HOW DID YOU GET RID OF HERPES? HOW LONG IT TOOK? HELP
>>33778322What sorta museums you into?
>>33778376>If the machinery is still there... um... no uterus.
>>33778372The same reason women used to push lgbt stuff don't everyone's throats UNTIL trans women started popping up on women's sports.
>>33778372"I don't want to date you" isn't the same as "I don't think you should have rights"
>>33778328nsfw illustrations but i also want to do 3df
>>33778328MI love to sing but I’m terrible at it
>>33778372I love homophobic men
>>33778388No judgement there, that stuff pays well.
>>33778391I don't do it for the money
>>33778385No need for contraceptives and no period is pretty neat. What about vagina? As long as you got the front of the car, don't think a guy would care if you don't have the back. And if you want kids, there's adoption.
>>33778372What a deranged and mentally challenged statement and question.
>>33778388>but i also want to do 3dWhat does this even mean?
>>33778379Is there a centaur fever on this thread?
>>33778403I want to make 3d animation porn kekIn fact i have avoided drawing a bunch of things because i know it would be better in movement
>>33778398There's a vagina but it's kinda underdeveloped. Those are some upsides I guess, yeh.
>>33778378Seriously considering relocating semi-permanently, I need a new beginningAsia is more immediately enticing but Buenos Aires/Sao Paulo look like they'd be way easier to form genuine friendships in due to lower language barrier/cultural similarities etc
>>33778397I... oh. For the attraction?
>>33778405>3d animation pornOkay, I thought you were talking about directing real life porn.So, SFM and blender stuff? That always seems to be really time consuming to get down looking natural.
>>33778405>n fact i have avoided drawing a bunch of things because i know it would be better in movement3D animator here but you need the 2D still for storyboards and stuff.
>>33778406NTADo you generally identify as female?I think we've talked on here before, about if you would have wanted kids.
>>33778388can we see them?
>>33778321Take it to /gioyc/ faggot, /atoga/ is for important questions like "would you fuck a guy with a third nipple (not me)?" and ""I can suck my own dick, can you lick your own pussy or does it not work like that?"
>>33778405>i have avoided drawing a bunch of thingsthat is the most retarded thing I've heard this week
>>33778412Yes. Yes, I've briefly talked about it before. I look female on the outside so I like to think I get off on a technicality.
>>33778415kek
>>33778406I'm sure your partner will still like you, no worries. Even as a first or second date thing when you mention it, he'll probably ask the same questions I just did. Every guy would be hyped about the no condom potential, lol
>>33778405>i have avoided drawing a bunch of things because i know it would be better in movementI've avoided drawing a bunch of things because I know there is someone who could always do it better... :O
>>33778415Lol
>>33778415Excuse me, I thought /atoga/ was the "women bad" thread
Is there a way to avoid being blamed for being cheated on, as a woman?When a woman is cheated on I often see:>she wasn't putting out enough>she wasn't doing enough for him>she got too fat>she wasn't being loving enoughHow could I be innocent to the point a man cheating is 100% unreasonable and unjustified?
>>33778415Gj, very nice
>>33778419Thanks! That really means a lot.
>>33778425Stop choosing cheaters as bfs. Problem solved.
>>33778347for what it's worth, reading your posts and situation, i wouldn't be put off by it whatsoever. hope you've had an okay life, i feel like it'd be really confusing and idk maybe alienating to a degree?
>>33778381I've never had herpes.
>>33778405become a blender mommy on X
>>33778417>I look female on the outsideDo you feel like a woman too?Has it been an issue with relationship before for you?>get off on a technicality.That's a bit harsh way of seeing it. lol
Femanons, if a very rich guy offerred you one million dollars to take his 11 year old son's virginity in order to make him a man, would you do it?
>>33778432The tests have determined that this was a lie.
>>33778409Oh no i really don't like real life porn, there's a lot to learn in blender but not having a bf really helps>>33778411Didn't know, i have prepared some of it on my own>>33778414Another reason why i want to move to 3d is because people wouldn't be able to recognize my artstyle>>33778416Why? I can draw whatever i want but some concepts are objectively better in movement>>33778420You will never get better if you stop yourself
>>33778328I own some really weird sex toys.
>>33778429Impossible to know for certain. Aside from avoiding men who have not yet cheated.
>>33778425The opposite is true, tho.Women cheat way more than men, they are just better at hiding it and when they get found there will always be a herd of women and beta men defending them
>>33778425To the perpetrator of the crime, he himself is the victim and everyone else is the cause. In every breakup, each guy's story is gonna be different from the girl's. All you can do is to do your best, and be as innocent as possible. If everyone else recognizes this, you have better odds that others are more likely to believe your story than his.
>>33778430It has been, ngl. But it could have been worse.
>>33778440>Aside from avoiding men who have not yet cheatedDo women actually do this unironically?
>>33778437>Another reason why i want to move to 3d is because people wouldn't be able to recognize my artstyleok... can I at least know what nsfw stuff you draw specifically?
>>33778435No. I don't fuck kids and don't cheat.
>>33778441>The opposite is true, tho.>Women cheat way more than menYou got some new statistics nobobody else has seen before?
>>33778434>Do you feel like a woman too?Ok, you're joking but now I don't actually know and it's messing with me a bit. :) I mean, I think so? I've never been in a relationship.>That's a bit harsh way of seeing it. lolI cope with self deprecation sometimes. :)
>>33778441>uses alpha and beta unironicallykek
>>33778449Five million dollars
>>33778404I'm not even into centaurs, I just wrote a story as a joke and was encouraged to try writing one for real. If anything, I like lamia or slimes.
>>33778435You should've added on that they play the Mulan song Be a Man while they have sex
>>33778451>you're jokingI am not.I am genuinely curious how you feel about yourself, but if these questions are uncomfortable for you, I won't ask any further.
>>33778444that's a good outlook to have. it's easy to muse without truly knowing but i feel like i'd be absolutely miserable in the modern culture in your shoes, with its purely-performative fixation on sex and genders. i had a number of my own issues growing up, and i don't think wny of the people that are "yay lets celebrate our differences" really get the alienation of being unique. i dunno, rambled, but anyway i hope you can make peace with things
>>33778448Not femdom and not vanilla and not anthro or whatever comes close to thatSometimes i draw characters i like, and sometimes i draw ones that aren't from any series
>>33778437I mean, I'm assuming your porn wouldn't need as much of a narrative, but still...>Another reason why i want to move to 3d is because people wouldn't be able to recognize my artstyleI disagree.
>>33778457Your delusions are not relevant.
>>33778453No amount of money would make me fuck a little kid or cheat.
>>33778462It absolutely doesn't need narrative kek but being evil and stealing models from games is pretty safe to me, it's just sad that i can't put that much visual detail i put in art but i'd try to make up with other aspects
>>33778459OH! No, no, you're fine, really. I am sexually attracted to men and I do think most of my interests and stuff are feminine.
Men, are you tranquil as a forest, but a fire within?
>>33778381Herpes isn't curable. Proper medical treatment can suppress outbreaks for long stretches of time.
Sometimes I remember that femanons ITT unironically find Hasan Piker hot and attractive as a person. Femanons, why are you like this?
State genderWould you cheat on your bf/gf for 100k?
>>33778470it's actually the other way around
>>33778473I only like white men (that are attractive)
>>33778470What is this cringe
>>33778474F. No.>>33778473I'm not.
>>33778479Maybe some variation of coconut vs peach personality
>>33778470>le mysteriousse stoic muscledaddy memeUgh
>>33778474FI'd negotiate a prize split with him. I mean I'd let a partner cheat for 50k or 60k if he never contacted the third wheel afterward.
>>33778469Well, you said it's messing with you, and you don't seem like a bad person where I want to push a topic to make it difficult for you.But if you feel ok with answering, I would be interested to hear if you think your status has kept you from getting into relationships? Does it have a big impact on your life?I'm a man and personally I never want to have children, but if you feel you would have liked to have been a biological mother, I think that can be quite harming to your mind.
>>33778474MYes. I'd do it for 100.
>>33778484That sounds even more retarded
>>33778485Mysterious stoic muscledaddy bf x madonna whore gf
>>33778346I don't get bullied much for that. Owning horsecock and dogcock sex toys is what I deservedly get shit on for.>>33778436Wrong.
>>33778489Coconut anon
>>33778460Oh, anon. You weren't rambly, that was honesty. I think I know what you mean. People talk a lot about “celebrating differences" but most of the time it just feels like a performance. They want you to be “different” but only if it's marketable. Be queer but photogenic. Be nonbinary but cute. Be intersex but only if you don’t make it awkward or complicated.Growing up it didn’t much feel like a celebration to be fair I guess. It felt like being put under a microscope and ignored at the same time. Like, too different to fit in but not interesting enough to be a cause. Just weird. Just confusing. Not enough boxes to check. There are parts of being alienated that can’t be solved with rainbow slogans or safe spaces. But I’m trying to make peace with it. Not by pretending it’s all fine but where my voice fits into the noise. Even if it doesn't trend.
>>33778493Fuck off
>>33778496<3
>>33778468nta have you used Zbrush?
>>33778497Don’t do that please, it makes me nauseous
>>33778473I have no idea who that is, but most femanons seem to want a tall, lanky femboy. They don't like muscles, they don't like body hair, and so on.
>>33778473He was hot when he used to dress normalNow he's larping as a faggot
>>33778470Yes I have ibs
>>33778474Well she did say she'd forgive me if I come clean after cheating and it's only a ons. Add to that I can say I did it to get 100k so maybe if it was all a shit test she'd forgive me after getting a cut.
>>33778473I love when my empathetic man shocks his dog it's so wholesome
>>33778498Isn't that for sculpting? I didn't, i'm more interested in animation when it comes to those kinds of things
>>33778498Somebody catch me up. Why are we talking about 3d modelling/sculpting?Look, last week I made a flashbang and turned it into the girls from bocchi the rock. Aren't they cute?
>>33778510i want him to do it to me *ahegao face*
Men,Why aren't you reading smut? It's so much better than porn
>>33776870f, 32I did get plapped today, and didnt expect it at all.I am on my week long autumn holiday from work>weekend, a week, and another weekend, so 9 days>Woke up at 1pm, about to make coffee>loads of commotion outside>decide to be curious and have my morning smoke before I make myself coffee>A new neighbour across the street moving in>he waves at me>I wave and smile>He comes over, introduces himself, smalltalk-36 years old-moved here to start life again after a bad breakup some months ago-unemployed for now, literally ran away from "home"-6'4, I'd guess 300lbs-that kind of fat where he looks strong as fuck>He seems really nice>after the moving company was done moving his stuff in he was like>You know, if you have nothing else to do, I could use the help to reassemble my stuff>I agreed if there is a dinner in it for me>we keep talking as we assemble his stuff>got us pizzas with delivery>he had a cooler full of beer, hard lemonade>Enjoyed the food, drinks and company>I ended up flirting with him as we assembled the bed>didnt need to assemble it all the way, mattresses on the floor was enoughGot laid.after we were done, as I got up to leave after brief cuddles, he asked if we can actually have a proper dinner date tomorrow.I agreed.today is a good day. and I think I will have a repeat tomorrow, I might not be single for long
>>33778510This.
>>33778515I don't want to read smut by men, and also it can be hard to find what im in the mood for on the fly.
>>33778500Anon said "please" <3
>>33778515I don't really read smut, but I read fingersmith and it was pretty good with cute lesbians.
I’m unsure where I can find genuine relationships, friendships or romantic
>>33778515I don't want to wait 30 minutes to cum. Also, boobs and pussy just look nice
if you're sincerely mad at a man for training his dog well using a shock collar i assume you're one of those "dog moms" who lets your horrible mutt pounce on strangers and lick the inside of your mouthi don't even like hasan
>>33778515I prefer to have it read to me. By a sexy sultry foid voice.
>>33778517>shit like this can happen and girls itt still complain they cant get a man
>>33778515Made almost audible sounds reading speech bubbles, if that counts...
>>33778526Its actually the waiting period that makes it fun and you can read only the explicit chapters
>>33778517I'm jealous, but happy for you if it's true.
>>33778521Smut is usually written by women anon
>>33778522<_>
>>33778532>Its actually the waiting period that makes it funNTANot for everybody, don't be so arrogant.
>>33778513It came up because i mentioned how i would want to use those flashbangs in nsfw animation
>>33778473would smash but not date (i don't like some of his views/things he's said. but i do like his body)
>>33778515
>>33778536No, I refuse to believe there are smut haters out thereYou just havent read the good stuff
>>33778537You can't have them for that.
>>33778532Idk, I feel the only waiting period to get off that's worth it is if it's with a girl
>>33778487It has. It’s not that I’ve never been liked or that no one’s been kind to me. It’s more that the moment things start to turn into something real I can feel the hesitation. When it stops being an idea and becomes an actual person with a body and a history that doesn’t fit the script most of them freeze despite all the kind words they've said to me beforehand. I realize that it's probably just confusion bu it still makes you like edit youself. Deciding which parts are safe to share, which to hide, etc. I’ve had a couple of almost relationships that meant something but I always felt like I was carrying a secret, even when I wasn’t hiding anything. I don’t want to be someone’s “learning experience.” I just want to be a person who gets to love and be loved without asterisks.I've thought about being a mother a lot more lately now that I'm getting older. It’s weird because for a long time I didn’t even let myself imagine it. Doctors and paperwork made it sound so technical and I sort of built armor around that. Told myself I didn’t care, that motherhood wasn’t the only kind of creation that matters. I'll think about what traits I might have passed on if my body worked differently, stuff like that. It's not really a sadness but like a "what if" feeling I get some times. So yes, I would’ve liked to have had that choice. What matters now is not letting the lack of it define me I guess.
>>33778539I'm glad that i'm not an emoji thinker>>33778540I'm on their side, smut never did anything to me
>>33778542So you guys have no notion of build up?
>>33778346Women being into guys with animal ears is weird, you have real 3D men to enjoy
>>33778517Youre living in a fic
>>33778517Damn, I hope you get pregnant.
>>33778528I want to pet and stroke my moid while i read him spooky, smutty bedtime stories
>>33778540You don't get it.
Women:Say something you think men want to hear from a woman.
>>33778552gib example of spooky smutty stories? I want them just for personal use.
>>33778425>Is there a way to avoid being blamed for being cheated on, as a woman?If the cheating man wants to blame you, he will and there's nothing you can do to prevent that.>How could I be innocent to the point a man cheating is 100% unreasonable and unjustified?This is the heart of it. Even if he's an asshole and blames an innocent woman, if everyone can plainly see he's full of shit, it's clear the blame is also unreasonable and unjustified.>>she wasn't putting out enoughEssentially, there needs to be an established level of reasonable expectations of sex. I want sex 8 times a day, which is unreasonable. At first we had sex every day and then every other day when that became too painful. A minimum of once a week became the agreed on reasonable standard. Then we had sex 3 times in seven years.>>she wasn't doing enough for himThis one can really vary on the couple. The couple needs to establish what they expect from each other. If they guy claims she didn't meet standards that he assumed and never communicated and then cheated without addressing the issues, that's obvious bullshit.>>she got too fatAlso, my friend had a long term gf that wanted to cut her hair into the unflattering lesbian style. He was super attracted to long hair and asked her not to. She didn't give a fuck and cut her hair. To be fair, it's her choice. However, the way she did it established that she wasn't concerned about making herself attractive for him.That's the key. Your partner should care about making themselves attractive to you and putting in an effort towards that.There's a difference between getting bedridden sick and putting on weight and lazily eating crap all day saying "idgaf" or that they don't have the time to exercise while scrolling on their phone for hours.It's about making an effort.1/2
>>33778515>It's so much better than pornBetter than Vicki Kicks? I doubt it
>>33778552That would be amazing.
>>33778425>>33778558>>she wasn't being loving enoughThis varies like above but can really depend on Love Languages. Which is a cheesy name for a good concept.It's not enough to do things that you feel express your love. You have to do things that *he* feels express your love for him.My wife would ignore me, not talk to me or see me for days, literally never touch me, and then write heartfelt notes of appreciation and buy me gifts from Amazon. She felt she was showering me with love and felt like I was dying.Ultimately, the cheater is *always* to blame because breaking up is an option. Deception and infidelity are a choice. Cheating is never justified or warranted and always wrong.That said, the cheating can have reasonable motivations.If you avoid providing reasonable motivations and keep yourself open to talking about the relationship and working on issues instead of defensively shutting down when there's any implication that you've done something wrong, then you should be in the clear.If you're communicating clearly and being open to clear communication, then he can come to you with issues instead of going behind your back.If you leave the front door unlocked, he's always the asshole for breaking a window to climb out.2/2
What do you want the most?
>>33778517that's crazy lmfao
>>33778564Power
>>33778517Women aren't beating the easy mode allegations today...
>>33778564A baby. Or at least a cock in my life to give me a baby.
>>33778559Yes porn is horribleIdk how you can watch that its so damn corny
>>33778556Take this, based Chad?
>>33778564Economic independence.
>>33778517Did he by any chance look like this?
>>33778555I just bet you havent tried it
>>33778572I thought you had that now, JH?
>>33778574If you see someone bring about actual 500 euros notes then they're either in organized crime or a rich magnate. Or both.
>>33778564To be loved unconditionally
>>33778583Please don't say this, they are my favorite and it's so sad that they stopped producing them
>>33778564Knowing my reply to this
>>33778512But someting like Zbrush is what you use to make the assets and modeling for animation.
>>33778583Is it the same or abnormal if I just have several hundred dollars in cash in my wallet most of the time?
>>33778585NTA not gonna happen.
How long do I, a moid, have to not touch my DICK to make counteract death grip?
>>33778596I know
>>33778592I'm okay with using things that already exist and go to jail because of it, that's also something i want and not me being lazy about it
>>33778598find a foid that whispers encouragement to it.
>>33778582I do. And that's why I'm so happy recently. If only the last of the pieces would fall into place, I could be getting knocked up as I type this.
>>33778593as an american, having high amounts of cash in your wallet suggests either criminal activity or old age
>>33778564My wife to finally be happy about herself, and to therefore reconnect with her sexuality and yearn for me in sexual ways.
>>33778543>I don’t want to be someone’s “learning experience.” I just want to be a person who gets to love and be loved without asterisks.We are all that way in some form. Whether it's our first kiss or our first relationship, or even marriage. But I understand where your difference is and why you feel the difference. I don't want to deminish your experience at all.Your view on this and how you are articulate yourself is incredibly nuanced, while also seeming sensitive to how you feel, but also how others might feel about you.I think that's commendable.Do you mind saying how old you are?>So yes, I would’ve liked to have had that choice.That's reasonable and understandable.If I didn't have the choice, I might feel about it different too.The other anon said some men might see your infertility as a positive aspect... but I think that's a somewhat cruel way to look at it. I understand they meant it as a "see the positive in it", however I feel like what's more important is how ok/acceptive you are about your own situation, and less what other men might think of you.You are more important than what others think of you. Adn you should never be reduced to what others think of you.
>>33778598Not a guy, but if you're looking to recover your sensitivity in general, maybe it'll never come back. I've tried multiple times to avoid schlicking for months at a time, and it never made it easier to orgasm by myself.
>>33778602Oh okay I'll just go down to the foid store and get myself a foid then
>>33778583Why? My blue collar dad used to give me my allowance in 500€ notes
>>33778610watch an asmr video
>>33778603> If only the last of the pieces would fall into placeAre you planning to kill the other members of your polycule to ensure your favorite guy only knocks you up?
>>33778607>deminish>how you are articulate yourselfPlease excuse my misspellings, it is getting a bit late for me... lol
>>33778534Yeah... I wish
>>33778611>blue collar dadWas he in construction?
>>33778615No. She doesn't want to carry a baby right now. And if she changes her kind, she's second. We've agreed the moment it's time, I'm the one getting knocked up. The piece that's not in place is my dad. I can't move in with them until I figure out how to handle him, and I don't want to take their money for help yet.
>>33778515Honestly the time it'd take to find good shit.I agree it's better.My tastes are esoteric and the stuff I could find fell along the lines of what I'd call "alternative history" of my youth. Like What If I acted on my fantasies and drive in many memorable moments instead of being a clueless and socially retarded loser.And they seemed to invariably involve elements I found distasteful that I'd have to mentally filter out.The fanfic stuff is usually breaks characterization too much and most of it is just awfully written.I tried writing some forever ago and realized that it's better just to imagine the cliff notes version and fap.I will finish that one work tho. I've had a headache for a week so I haven't even tried.There was one incredibly well crafted hentaiverse quest that I was reading on the smuttier version of /qst/. But I lost my place and can't be bothered to refund it.Plus, again, it dipped into elements I didn't care for. Just barely and it did wonders for altering the universe so it wouldn't be as awful as it is irl, but it bordered on shame. Like, I could proudly defend fapping to *most* of it and the stuff I skimmed. But admitting to the rest would be embarrassment bordering on shame. Which is not what I seek.My history with smut is feeling ashamed for looking through the bin that I cherry picked out of as 95% of it was borderline criminal.
>>33778603JH Why do anons say that your companions look like ss officers?
>>33778534>Smut is usually written by women anonYou're thinking of published smut.
Women, how would you feel about a bf that says "we're pregnant"?
>>33778605What it suggests in my case is that sometimes I acquire physical money and virtually never spend it, so I just have accumulated it over a long time and am too lazy to put it in my bank account. Similarly I have about 700 dollars in government checks for silly little refunds and stuff that I've never bothered to deposit. The government ones at least have switched to direct deposit though, but I still have a bunch from years ago.
>>33778629I'm glad i'm not anglo
>>33778632It would sound even more cringe in German...
>>33778622Invite your dad to join the polycule. Can he live on his own, can he afford a live in nurse?
>>33778521>I don't want to read smut by menIs this a conceptual thing? Like you're imagining a horny guy typing what you're reading?I don't really get that but I'm aware of it. Otherwise I don't understand.
>>33778636I think it would sound cringe in any language but only anglos would actually use that
>>33778625Nobody has said that. They're white, but not supremacists. They'd look good in any uniforms, though.
>>33778629I could see his point, that he wants to feel a part of it somehow, but honestly, he already did his part.
>>33778517Well done, anon.I hope everything goes well for you.
>>33778643Sorry, i've seen it at least 2 times and didn't get it
>>33778629It's weird, but I get it. If he's committed to shouldering as much of the burden of carrying a child as he personally can, I feel like he's earned the right to say that if he wants.>>33778637He can't live on his own in a healthy way, and we can't afford a live in nurse. I was thinking that maybe weekly health check ins would be sufficient, but he's having lots of surgeries and procedures before the end of the year to make use of the insurance he has now. So the timing is weird.
>>33778642No, I know it's a thing in German too for some couples.
>>33778648Really? I missed it then. I get it, they're white and I'm not, while we all enjoy the contrast. So playing up the racial aspects of the relationship is the natural direction to take jokes. But they've proven they're genuinely thoughtful concerning topics of race, and I feel very comfortable with them in that regard. I never feel talked down to or placated for being different.
Women would you cosplay as an anime girl if your bf asked you to?
>>33778650nta being pregnant is a burden? I mean, I know, health stuff and uncomfortableness. But a burden?
>>33778591>Knowing my reply to thisThere's an exercise I used to discover this for myself.Even if you hate me as a tripfag, try this.The exercise is this: "Would you trade X for Y? What would it take for you to give up X?"For example, pick something you value, like fame.Would you trade fame for money? If given all the money you could ever want but nobody would ever remember you, ever, would you do it?Use absurd extremes to simplify the question.>If noThen what would it take for you to give all fame and be forgotten forever?>If yesThen money becomes the new One Thing. What would it take for you to give up all money and be penniless forever? Your family? Your health? Perfect sex? A new Duke Nukem game?These are impossible perfect magic deal trade scenarios and trying to cheat and have both defeats the purpose. No trading fame for money and then buying fame.And no dismissing the question because it is an impossible and silly magical deal. It's a mental exercise.The idea is to figure out what One Thing is most important to you.Once you have that sorted, direct your ambition towards that One Thing.If you decide that being loved is the most important thing in the world, then work towards being the most loveable you can be.If you decide being healthy is the most important thing, yada yada yada.The exercise will give you direction. Once you have direction, you hang everything else off that One Thing and other things fall into place.Utilize your new perspective and strive to have all you do be in pursuit of that.
>>33778650Damn. How old are you again? There will never be a perfect time.
Do you think 2 pac would want to have sex with Hatsune Miku?
>>33778654Only if she fits me, if not, i'm forcing him to cheat on his waifu with another one that i personally like
>>33778606Relatable>>33778564>What do you want the most?The only things I have left to who I am:I want to love passionately.I want to be a good friend.I want to write the stories in my head.
>>33778660Do you give normal food or cat food to catgirls?
>>33778660He hated white people, so probably not
>>33778627No, Im talking about tumblr smut The best of the best
>>33778660Hatsune Miku is like 15 or something.>>33778661That makes sense. assuming you could both agree on a girl.>>33778664Human food. But they do prefer things like fish and milk.
>>33778657NTA This exercise falls apart because it tries to force a super clean black and white answer to something that's just not that simple. Life doesn’t work like a video game where you pick one main stat and ignore everything else. People care about a bunch of things at once and which one matters most can change depending on what’s going on in their life. Trying to boil it all down to one ultimate thing sounds deep, but it misses the point. Most people find purpose in juggling and balancing multiple values, not sacrificing everything for just one. The whole setup assumes we can or should live like monks or cartoon villains with a single obsession but that’s just not how real life works.
>>33778664Only my cum.
>>33778598I didn't go full insensitive but I dialed it back my fapping with a frustratingly limp hand. Like just barely closed, not gripping, with lube. It took fucking ages to cum. But eventually it became easier and I used two fingers and a thumb.Fap wisely.
GendersIs applying pressure on the lower part of the belly to feel the dicking inside a real thing?
>>33778624Try ao3 and tumblrThere is smut about any character you cam think of
>>33778653Are they super libtarded? Do you all consider yourselves part of the LGBTQIA2SL+ ?
>>33778676Who hurt you.
>>33778676Nta btw!!!!!
>>33778666hatsune miku is japanese
>>33778680Can a brotha just ask a genuine question?
>>33778654this reminds me of the time i dated a man with a holo body pillow. never again
>>33778685I don't know, give it a try some day.
>>33778660They already have in the holographic world. >>337786643 almonds a day. handfuls of sprinkles and monster energy
AnonsMen with holo body pillows had gfs
>>33778641nta, men are just terrible at writing smut, writing women's perspectives, and writing in general.
State gender. What's the worst dating experience you've ever had?
>>33778674don't know, will try tonight and get back to you
>>33778688Your catgirl is going to die, cumanon was more thoughtful
>>33778664BBQ-ed cat meat>>33778666Ain’t she yellow?>>33778668She was born in 2007! Feel old yet?
>>33778686I can agree with not dating a guy with a body pillow as a general rule, but you have to at least agree that holo is the toppest of tier waifus.
>>33778692Yeh, well... well, you women can't write convincing guys.
>>33778655You're literally carrying something for 9 months. It's by definition a burden, at least physically.>>33778659Mid 30's.>>33778676You could've asked that more nicely. They're allies, if that's what we're asking.
>>33778694dating the man with the holo body pillow. he was really sweaty and stalked me for years after we broke up (he cheated on me)
>>33778692I have been frequently commended for it.
>>33778700she's described in the anime as "a goddess with the body of a 15 year old" so.... i'm inclined to disagree
>>33778671>Life doesn’t work like a video game where you pick one main stat and ignore everything elseIt's not about only living life for one thing and one thing only.It is about answering the question "What is most important to me?"Your reply suggests that you believe it's impossible to answer. It seems like you feel like the proper answer is "Nothing is most important to me because lots of things are important!"That inability to cite your own priority of purpose is neither the standard to which people should seek nor a positive trait. It's probably not uncommon though, do I can't really fault you for feeling that way.Instead, I fault you for trying to correct me with something that is untrue.>The whole setup assumes we can or should live like monks or cartoon villains with a single obsession but that’s just not how real life works.It really doesn't.The advice at the end suggests an ideal to strive towards but ain't none of us living ideals.
>>33778703Boy, you really were lucky with that one huh?
I will not joke about ss oficers and allies
>>33778710the moral of the story is don't date gooner weebs
>>33778703Do you still like men?
>>33778666she's brazillian
>>33778690I put a pillowcover on mine when I got a gf
>>33778715yes but that experience nearly pushed me to the other side lmao. thankfully there is a world of normies out there who like anime to a much more reasonable degree and don't hump pillows with cartoon girls on them
>>33778718Who's on it
>>33778675>There is smut about any character you cam think ofMy issue with fanfic is that they hardly ever get the character right.I've only read one fanfic I liked. There was an audio scene and a few comics that were good. Oh, and that one silent Hill porn was surprisingly hot and accurate And most of my fantasies were when I was was a teen and they too often focus on the age.
>>33778675>ao3I will check it out though. I might try posting my stories there now that I understand how I fucked up the tags last time.
>>33778721He sounds horrible, glad you got out of it
Men are evil. And who gave birth to such devilish creatures? Women.
>>33778564i want them to play! with each other, and with me (and maybe anybody else who is interested in playing). i want them to feel things. i want them to make and have stories.
>>33775846>Want to get back into watching more tv shows, anime, books, manga, anime etc, now that I have more free time>Can't bring myself to do that because I know I'll be upset if i:>See anyone attractive >See any form or relationship >Anything that reminds me I've never been lovedHow do I get over this mental illness? I want to have fun again but my self hate prevents me from even enjoying comfy leisurely activities
>>33778734Imagine your pet reacting to this post
>>33778734meow
>>33778736Generate AI porn of elon riding you
>>33778694M, I had a girl over that I'd known a long time to play games and have pizza and hang out and maybe more. Unlike every other time I had a guy or girl over, it was really unpleasant. She had a habit of asking "Why?" or "How come?" to every little remark and gave me a headache. I ended up asking her to leave.
Would you date Crysta from Ferngully?Note: she likes you, but she is the size of a fairy and only like 6 inches tall.
>>33778692>nta, men are just terrible at writing smut, writing women's perspectives, and writing in general.#NotAllMenBut I would be shocked if 99% of the awful shit I've read wasn't by a man.>>33778701>you women can't write convincing guys.It varies.I have seen otherwise quality authors write warm, kind, generous, handsome billionaires who have lots of time on their hands though. The women and the relationships were great but, well, believable great guys still have problems damnit.
>>33778745Yes.>but you can't have sex with herI'm already not having any sex, but at least I could have companionship.
>>33778745Of course not.
>>33778667>Im talking about tumblr smut>The best of the bestGoddammit. I'm going to have to dust off .y Tumblr account. I think I have one tmbg pic on it.
>>33778745Would she be gay and be okay with going in a pussy?
every time someone mentions white as like an identity/thing to be "proud" of or whatever it makes my skin crawl.
>>33778745>taller than my dickthere has to be some kind of fetish here
>>33778754What about black
>>33778754everyone should be completely neutral about any trait they were born with. i'm bisexual and always felt it would be a weird thing to be proud of.
>>33778745Is her body capable of stretching to accommodate my very large penis? If yes, then yes. If no, then no.
>>33778757thats fine igjust white specifically is like an alarm bell in my head to get away from the person spewing it, lol
>>33778758I don't think anyone is born with a sexual orientation, you just develop it as you grow up
Both genders. how do you feel about lean beef patty?
>>33778759I would do that as a fairy
>>33778657It's a compelling exercise but ultimately flawed because values always conflict in real life. You can’t reduce a human life to a single "One Thing" without oversimplifying how we actually operate. People constantly juggle competing priorities. The idea that one value can reign supreme in every situation and then everything will magically fall into place after that ignores how dynamic real life decisions are.Even if you think you’ve found your “most important thing” that clarity often collapses the moment reality forces a tradeoff you didn’t anticipate. The One Thing model tries to impose linear thinking on a life that’s inherently multi dimensional.The issue is that real life isn’t made up of clean binary choices. It’s a web of overlapping responsibilities and contexts. You might say health is your "One Thing" but what happens when protecting a loved one puts your health at risk? Or when the pursuit of your passion drains your relationships?The "One Thing" framework also assumes that your values are static but they shift over time. What feels non negotiable at 20 might barely register at 40. So locking your identity or ambition to a single unchanging priority risks becoming rigid when life moves on and your values evolve.In practice wisdom often lies not in picking One Thing but in learning how to navigate the tension between many things that matter. Adapting, compromising and choosing moment tomoment based on context.It's neat concept but it’s not wise. Good for surface values maybe but not a lifelong compass. Real direction comes from learning how to, not eliminate, but balance conflict.
>>33778759>>33778750You're basically just admitting that if your gf/wife had some kind of medical problem where she couldn't have sex you would drop her.
>>33778764F, nothing special to me
>>33778770women drop guys for having too small of penises all the time, don't see how big dick anon needing to have sex himself is any more unjust.
M - Are there any women here who get turned on by the thought me wiggling my toes while I tug on my erected pee pee?
>>33778754Good, it's working...
>>33778772>>33778770Hot
>>33778770nta How do you figure? A fairy is quite a bit different from like, an intersex person or something like that.
>>33778773As a female footfag you sound extremely retarded
>>33778745>Would you date Crysta from Ferngully?UnfIt's a relationship obstacle. There'd have to be a tremendous connection for a long term relationship and I don't that'd happen.But I'd absolutely date her or someone I couldn't be entirely physical with.In >>33778624>There was one incredibly well crafted hentaiverse quest that I was reading on the smuttier version of /qst/.This story, the super quiet and inexpressive (kuudere) girl and the mc went on a date to see a film about a guy who falls in love with an AI and eventually she gets a real body at the end. The mc and his date talked and both agreed that it'd have been better if she'd stayed a bodiless AI instead of needing to change to be physical in order for their love to be "real". The theme being to accept your partner as they are being real love. I fully agreed.Besides, I've already considered dating previously evil eldritch horrors before.
Women, would you (or do you) wear hats that sort of have cat ears but not quite? Just like reminiscent of cat ears like picrel.
>>33778778>As a female footfagImpossible
>>33778781I don't wear hats in general.
>>33778781No, animal ears make me so embarassed that i start crying
>>33778770There's a difference between choosing not to date and breaking up with an established partner.Otherwise the analogy is sound.
>>33778782She didn't say it was guy feet.
>>33778784Hot
>>33778782Okay, i'm only into male feet btw
>>33778772this literally never happens stop lying retard
>>33778766Hot.>>33778770There's a difference between "a gf/wife becoming unable to have sex" and "getting into a relationship with someone knowing that you'll never be able to have sex with them".
>>33778786Now it makes sense>>33778788Moid hands typed this
>>33778770Asexual foid SEETHING
>>33778788MMM FEEET. TOES.
>>33778791No, i literally typed it before that anon because i know how it goesStop relating male feet to gross hairy ogres thank you
Why can't men give each other attention and free shit instead of giving it to women while endlessly crying about how unfair it is that women get it but not men
>>33778790State gender. Would you get into a relationship with someone knowing that you'll never be able to have sex with them? Like, not in a wheelchair and can kinda, sorta, but nothing.
State gender. What is the first thing you would do if you woke up to find a stranger of the opposite sex under your bedsheets, playing with your genitalia?
>>33778770No.Don't be disingenuous.
>>33778795Because they're not homosexualists.
>>33778796MWhat the hell does your last sentence mean? Anyway, I wouldn't say "never", but it would be a huge, huge drawback. I'd only get into the relationship if she was somehow amazing in other ways.
>>33778793This but unironically
>>33778797F. Depends. Is he especially big, and can I reach my bat that I keep by my bed?
>>33778770Worst. Gotcha. Ever.
>>33778797We're gonna find out if she can hold her breath with a dick down her throat longer than it takes for me to cum.If she survives we will have a long discussion about what entails enthusiastic consent.
>>33778803Can you claw at my face with your toes?
>>33778793I'm more into the domination and humiliation aspect of it than just the body partTeasing is cute but retard anon doing weird movements and calling his cock like that is gross
>>33778796F, sure, that'd make my sex life better than what it was in my previous relationship
>>33778797MPanic. Where did my wife go? How did this woman get into my house?
>>33778794Would you date guy footfag?
>>33778797MI'll be honest if she went to all that fucking trouble I would just play with her hair and see what she does next
>>33778800Are those things sexual in nature? And given without asking or informing the recipient that it's sexual? That's disgusting
>>33778811No, if i could i'd make sure they go extinct
>>33778814Rude
>>33778801That was awkward, sorry.>Like, not in a wheelchair and could kinda, sorta have sex but I mean nothing. No sex at all.
>>33778813Being nice and kind to people is inherently sexual. If you are not sexually attracted to someone you will treat them only according to their functional role in society, instead of going the extra mile to woo them with a positive attitude and acts of generosity.
>>33778763no one cares what you think
>I shit up atoga on purposeGo away.
>>33778821>I shit up atoga on purposeI'm glad you admit it!
>>33778816Then yeah, my answer is unchanged.
>>33778815At least i know that nature doesn't need my intervention for that
>>33778817You're doing that thing where you laser focus only on the people saying "no" and you have nothing to say to the people saying "yes". Again.
Have you ever received punitive rape to correct your behaviour? Did it work?
Moids, on a scale from 0 to 10, how into politics are you? (Note that I'm just asking about hobbies, interests.. not political views)
>>33778825I'm going to have kids just to spite you now.
>>33778796Male.Yes.>but you can't have sex with herI'm already not having any sex, but at least I could have companionship.
>>33778820Let me tell you about how i didn't find males or females attractive when i was 5 years old first
>>33778819That's very shallow and transactional, who the fuck would want someone's attention knowing that's why he's giving it. I'm not sexually attracted to my friends or parents and I do nice things for them all the time
>>337788288. i'm mostly interested in geopolitics, getting a big picture sense of things
>>33778832>I'm not sexually attracted to my friends or parents and I do nice things for them all the timeAre you sure? Because this is a very clear sign you have sexual intentions or attraction toward your friends and parents.
>>33778828Where does "I listen to NPR when I'm driving and I vote every 2 years" fall on the spectrum?
>>33778829I'd have more kids than you anyway and they will be happier and prettier than yours
>>33778817OH. STATISTICS! EXCUSE ME, PRINCESS. I guess that means I would totally have to follow along with your narrative as the truth and not the ramblings of some BPD demon that has sour grapes over her failed romantic life. Show me a graph next.
>>33778826Don't reply to it.Let it wallow in its misery.
>>33778833Having a boner for war and diplomacy is very different from screaming MAGA slogans at everyone you meet irl or online.
If a woman owes me money but it's still frowned upon in my country to beat a woman up can I resort to spanking her until I get what she owes me?
>>33778817>Group is more likely to do X>Therefore everyone in that group always does XKill yourself
>>33778835>Where does "I listen to NPR when I'm driving and I vote every 2 years" fall on the spectrum?You definitely fall somewhere "on the spectrum".
do you like lemon meringue pie?Oh, also gender?
>>33778843MYes
>>33778843It's okay. But I'd much rather have apple or cherry.
>>33778832NTA I hate to be that guy but relationships ARE transactional. Just no one wants to say it. What's a better word...conditional? Symbiotic?
>>33778827No but i'm waiting for it
>>33778843No, I don't like masturbating on women's feet.
>>33778849Lame
>>33778849really? seems like a weird thing to not like.
>>33778828I have some strong opinions but I don't really follow the democratic process or go to meetings or anything
>>33778846>tfw you'll never get Exhib's cherry
>>33778853So you admit you have no right to complain, then?
Minute 5:09I can’t figure out if this woman is ugly or pretty. Thoughts?https://youtube.com/watch?v=LHGScmAoLfU
>>33778846Fuck you. Nobody is talking about apple pie or cherry pie.
>>33778797I’d ask her for her name
>>33778858I'm not giving your channel any views, sorry not sorry.
>>33778819lmfao can moids ever speak without projecting
>>33778858She is pretty
>>33778856Not with that attitude.>>33778859I am. Right now. What you gonna do about it? Throw a pie at me?
>>337788581. fix your goddamn aspect ratio2. c'mon now
>>33778863This.
>>33776287will you be my gf
>>33778857What I want could never be achieved even if I spent my whole life working toward it
>>33778867So is she ugly? Or pretty?
>>33778819Right, because holding the door for someone is clearly foreplay and not just basic human decency.
>>33778872The commitment to say that like half a day after I posted that is impressive, but no.
>>33778874My brother in christI implore you to disconnect for a while
Got the Wordle in like 10 seconds. I am God.
>>33778876pity, I'd even have lots of cute kitty videos to share
>>33778833On a scale of 0 to 10, how much of a turn off it is if your partner isn't interested in politics and therefore you couldn't discuss it with them?>>33778835I'd say a 4
>>33778877I’m female
>>33778866I have the perfect attitude for it, just not the means.
>>33776287Prove it right now
Why are cold countries less known for sex, it should be more of a need if it warms you upSummer sex sounds awful
>>33778885You'll find a way. I'll believe in you! And "accidentally" leave my window open!
>>33778890I personally get much less horny in the colder months, so makes perfect sense to me.
>>33778858Learn how to fucking timestamp, asshole.
>>33778892Why the fuck would you have a seasonal libido? That sounds really stupid.
>>33778890People don't want to work when it's sunny; they want to go outside, enjoy the weather... which means more people meeting and socializing which means more joie de vivre and more sex
>>33778894>imagine being this lazyTake a one month long break from the internet dude, it’s rotting your brain
>>33778898Isn't sex kinda like work? Even for the healthiest, I mean.
>>33778888I can't.
>>33778896We're kinda like plants. More sunlight means more horny. Gives us all the good brain juice.
>>33778899Yeah, stop being so fucking lazy if you want something from others.I ain't clicking your trash.
Imagine one single atoga thread where sex is not even brought up once
>>33778903Women are sexy regardless of the weather outside, you walnut.
>>33778905Grim.
>>33778906I'm not saying that I turn completely frigid during the colder months, anon. It just turns into a few-times-a-week thing rather than a constantly-on-my-mind thing.
>>33778906You mean even with my giant parka? SHIT.
Somebody please make a chaste atoga thread
>>33778900If you equate work with physical labor. But work is more than that, it's deadlines, stress, stuffy white or grey offices, getting pissed on by superiors, etc
would you judge a guy friend if you found out he was in a ddlg relationship?
>>33778913>getting pissed on by superiorsNot going to follow through.
>>33778767>ultimately flawed because values always conflict in real lifeNo. Knowing what is most important to you is never a bad thing.Just because life forces you to choose other things or presents you with multiple things that you care about tremendously, that doesn't change the benefit of having that self knowledge.Knowing your priorities helps, anon.>assumes that your values are static but they shift over timeTrue. It's worth doing a few times throughout your life. Mine hasn't changed but I suppose someone's could. Especially if they have kids.>reality forces a tradeoff you didn’t anticipateIt is true that a lack of imagination could negate the effectiveness. But that's why I recommend spending a great of time on it, seeking alternatives. I spent forever struggling to come up with something else that might displace my One Thing. I eventually was willing to abandon everything physical, my memory, my identity, my past, and everything else for it.The whole point of the ridiculous extremes is that they transcend the mundane tests and limits that real life presents.Nobody is going to force you to choose between killing your hypothetical wife or having your arms and legs cut off.1/2
>>33778916M, I would judge him for letting me find out, that should be private
>>33778905Sorry mister, i can only talk about it on anony boards
>>33778767>>33778921>It's neat concept but it’s not wise.It's an exercise. Not wisdom.>Good for surface values maybe but not a lifelong compassI disagree. It's helped me tremendously over the last couple decades. Especially when I applied mundane events through the lens. >Real direction comes from learning how to, not eliminate, but balance conflict.How so?Don't get me wrong, that's phrased like lovely wisdom and it certainly *sounds* true.But exactly how does balanced conflict, presumably balanced priorities, provide direction? It can provide stability and peace. But direction is a clear path in a single vector, one direction. Perfectly balanced priorities having multiple balanced priorities doesn't provide clear direction. It creates stasis.You obviously mean a real, imperfect balance that creates a complex and difficult to navigate web of vectors that, yes, indicate a combined general direction. But it lacks clarity.Which is the point of the exercise.You can value your freedom, then your family, then your career as your priorities and when an issue arises you can weigh them. But you still have clarity. You might risk a light jail time to help your family but you wouldn't go to prison forever for them.2/3(Cut it in the wrong spot)
>>33778922In this hypothetical it wouldn't work, she is overtly the lg stereotype in public. Not like sexually in public but it's just very obvious from the way she dresses and acts.
>>33778767>>33778924>tries to impose linear thinking on a life that’s inherently multi dimensional.No. It tries to force you to discover what you actually care about.I'm definitely getting the sense that you're the type to cross your arms and refuse to think about it because "it's not real" and "life's more complex".The exercise is about omnipotent beings forcing impossible choices on you so you can better understand what it is that you care about.For the last time: It is not prescriptive.Once you understand that the most important thing in existence to you is your own physical well being, you can use that as a guide when you need to. It doesn't mean you have to. Or that you have to abandon all other things forever.You can, in fact, be married without being a quadruple amputee.This is not as hard as you are trying to make it. It's almost as if you're trying to construct an argument where there is none3/3
>>33778910>giant parkaThis reminded me of one time in college where a girl who wore a Burka was doing a presentation in class and the girl next to me leans in and tells me "curtain, she's wearing a fucking window curtain!" and i try to audibly laugh and i tell her she's a mean bitch and we're both going to hell
A couple of months ago I was talking to a guy over text, but ghosted him after I got assaulted by someone else. I feel bad and I had told him I was sick but never followed up. Should I apologize?
>>33778927try to not laugh audibly*
All my friends are mad at me ? Ignoring me but idk why
>>33778925F i'm fine enough if women wants to dress more cutesy but lg act is weird, men putting up with it creeps me out but i think it's fine enough if they only go along with it for their girlfriend and aren't the ones seeking that outI don't see them keeping it up over the age of 40 max tho
>>33778931It's probably because you put spaces before question marks. Maybe stop doing that?
>>33778910
>chilly autumn nightTime for peppermint tea.
>>33778934What do you want to say with this child pic anon
>>33778925I would just kinda pity her and hope it's just a fetish to her rather than the usual missing father
>>33778935Ah, sorry, I only have lemon ginger.
>>33778937Bitch wearing parka.
>>33778424that's every thread. Hell, that's almost every board
Why are women like this???
>>33778940That's good enough.
>>33778934Is that Luce?
>>33776524Male.She'd be my kouhai technically, but she hasn't texted me since last we talked.
>>33778928Are you okay? Sorry to heae that, I think it's okay if you tell him that you had some issues without going into detail if you don't think you should mention it
>>33778943Hasan is rich and attractive. Not that hard to figure out.
>>33775858any other guy think she's mid? Like yeah I get it, boobs and blonde. But her face aint all that, I feel like I'm taking crazy pills over here
GenderWhat's your favorite herbal tea?
>>33778835Somewhere in southern california, specifically Orange County
>>33778945Anime is Woner egg project.Never seen it.
>>33778941Don't call her a bitch>>33778945No it's some girl from an anime called wonder egg priority
>>33778828Maybe a 1I never seek it out but lately I take a slight interest, mostly because I just feel like I need to know the new and creative way things are getting worse
>>33778950Nah I get where you're coming from. Not perfect, but I still think she's pretty. The I don't think the angle is very good either. It's really only a good cleavage shot.
>>33778943>like this???Media savvy? The topic was doing rounds on X, she knew if she jumped on it, the post would get picked up by the algorithm, which means more eyeballs, and more subs to her OF
>>33778943I hate women
>>33778943Mating strategy, men love that shit and will shower her in resources and attention even if she's singling out a different man she wants to fuck right in front of their eyes
>>33778795Men are simps and at large do not care about other menMost the attention and free shit is in hopes of getting a date or getting laid
>>33778955>the new and creative way things are getting worseKek
>>33778954Biiiaaaatch
>>33778943Why are girls with OF like this?
>>33778928>I feel bad and I had told him I was sick but never followed up. Should I apologize?First, you don't really have anything to apologize for.It sounds like you could use feeling less bad. If you think you'd feel better by doing it, then do it.He's not owed a deeper explanation but I can tell you that he's likely to appreciate it.My friend got ghosted by a girl he was getting somewhere with and she returned a couple months later to explain that her father had been hospitalized and was dying. He was consoling and appreciative to her and they pretty much mutually stopped talking. He acknowledged to me that it was vastly superior to all the girls who ghost without a trace although he laughingly admitted his retarded emotional take away was "why does everything happen to me?"So no matter how he responds, he's definitely going to appreciate being treated like he's worthy of an apology.
>>33778943Why crop her ugly face if we can see it in the pfp?
>>33778828-15My only IRL friend is absolutely addled with American politics despite living on a different continent from them. I hate it. I can't stand it. I don't even talk to him much anymore because of it. I just don't GIVE A SHIT holy FUCK shut the FUCK UP.
Should I watch the show Euphoria starring Sydney Sweeny?
>>33778968Why did you know...?
>>33778973No, you should watch this Euphoriahttps://myanimelist.net/anime/10851/Euphoria/
>>33778971Because her face is not the point.
>>33778978>herMTF
>>33778906There was a poem published in my university newspaper that I wish I had kept.It was essentially an ode to all the boobies that were being bundled up and hidden away for the winter.>inb4 flat anon respondsFlat chests are missed in the winter months too. I remember a bit about how the size was not respective of splendor.
>>33778976Quelle ugly artstyle.
>>33778975Female sense, she acts like that while sharing a picture of her chest like that on social media and even her profile pic has something similar, at least some keep cute pfps
I just got the urge to punch somebody.I'm going to bed instead.
>>33778921>Knowing what is most important to you is never a bad thing. Just because life forces you to choose other things or presents you with multiple things that you care about tremendously, that doesn't change the benefit of having that self knowledge. Knowing your priorities helps, anon.It could be a bad thing if your idea of what’s most important becomes so fixed that you ignore nuance, dismiss other values or make harmful choices in service of a rigid ideal. Self knowledge is only useful if it stays flexible.Balanced conflict does provide direction because it reflects a dynamic negotiation between your values that guides real world decisions. Rather than a rigid, single path, direction emerges as a flexible vector shaped by how you prioritize and reconcile competing needs in each moment. This ongoing balance creates a nuanced, adaptable sense of purpose. One that evolves but still points you forward through complexity instead of forcing an oversimplified, fixed “one-way” path. A GPS that constantly recalculates, so to speak.Life’s complexities don’t allow for simple, one dimensional choices. Priorities constantly compete and the ability to balance these conflicting demands is precisely what creates meaningful direction. Not by removing conflict, but by integrating it into decision making.The critique argues that balanced priorities create stasis, lacking clarity and producing indecision. But this misunderstands what balance entails. Balance doesn’t mean equal weighting all the time or being stuck perfectly in the middle. It means developing the skill to weigh priorities fluidly based on things like context, experience and consequences. This balancing act produces adaptive clarity, not static confusion. 1/2
>>33778988I'm still here
>>33778943>Why are women like this???It got you to respond, didn't it?>>33778971>her ugly faceSee above.Also, you're insane. That face is cute.If you disagree, your sense of appearance is broken and skewed to a laughable degree.I am *so* fucking glad I grew up before Photoshop. You idiots walk around thinking successful models are ugly and I am surrounded by beautiful women every day.There's no point in refining your personal aesthetic preferences to such a degree if you can't even get a mid woman to talk to you.
>>33778951MaleLicorice spice
Why are men giving free shit and simping for OF women and even men dressed as women but not me?
>>33778997Because men are gay and resent the fact that they have to invest in relationships, so they humiliate themselves by doing it for whores as a form of protest
>>33778995licorice spice & everything nice
>>33778997You aren't a 10/10
>>33778989For example when you say you’d risk light jail time for family but not life imprisonment, that’s not absolute clarity coming from rigid hierarchy alone. It’s the product of a balanced evaluation of risks and value. Your direction comes from knowing how to navigate these conflicts, not from pretending they don’t exist or forcing a single “most important” value in all situations. Direction comes from balancing conflict because that’s how real life choices are made. Not by eliminating tension but by learning to live with it, adjust priorities moment to moment, and moving forward with intention despite uncertainty.I still think the exercise is a waste of time because real life doesn’t hand you perfect, all or nothing choices. It only creates artificial clarity that falls apart the moment actual complexity hits. it doesn’t prepare you for the real, often contradictory demands life throws at you. it risks encouraging rigid thinking. Making you believe there is a single, unchanging priority to cling to, when true self knowledge requires embracing complexity and adaptability. In that sense, it’s more of a mental trap than a practical tool.Promotes inflexibility in real world decision making, where priorities often need to shift based on circumstances. It can lead to self justification for bad choices (“I had to do this because it's in service of my One Thing”) and a dismissal of nuance, reducing complex moral or emotional decisions to oversimplified trade offs. In short, it trains you to seek false clarity instead of building the judgment needed to navigate real complexity.
>>33778828Only the philosophical aspect of it, the age of grand politics is over everything is so gay now
>>33778951rooibos, my bf says mate
I am a dumb unlovable himbo and got dumped after she used me and got bored again
GenderPick a hobby for BOTH of you and your partner to get into
>>33779011Do you want to punch me?
wife material in an instagram thot era. killing myself
>>33779012videogames
>>33779012FCunnilingus
>>33779006>everything is so gay now... factual.
What are you all up to this evening? I’m friendzoning girls on dating apps
>>33778951MaleSt. John's Wort tea by Yogi Tea. It has a very unique, subtle scent and flavor and adored it. I used to sniff the used tea bags. I *loved* it.It no longer exists. Possibly because St John's Wort can cause lethal complications with some popular medications.I miss it. It was better than most coffee. I wish I knew how to make that scent and flavor. I could make cola from scratch easier.
>>33779012MaleExploring haunted places
>>33779019I'm trying to induce my period
>>33779019Csn you get them interested in you first?
>>33779019scrolling 4chan while my man games
>>33779012Going to hot springs?
>>33779012Either Vidya or music. I always thought it would be cool to jam with a gf
>>33778828I'd say a 2-3.I can enjoy discussion but I tend to be too logical, reasonable, and pragmatic for debate.My wife is probably a 8-9.This is real politics not /pol/tard flag waving.
>>33779014>in an instagram thot eraif you read about historical figures' life, you'll notice even back then men often cheated on their wives and or left their preggo wives or children for the mistressthere was no time in history men didn't like thots or actually like "marriage material". marriage material has always meant unpaid labor and baby oven.
>>33778921NTA MKG, why have your values not changed?
>>33779012Cooking as a couple sounds really fun, there's an endless supply of recipes out there to try. And we can do other stuff while we wait.>>33779016I volunteer as tribute!
>>33779019Scrolling on 4chan. Might practice a little guitar in a bit.
>>33779012MaleReading plays out loud and playing all the characters ourselves.
Is MKG the one that cheated on his wife?
>>33779039No that was Jayden Smith
>>33779039Yes, but he doesn't feel bad about it so it's okay.
>>33779038is this v.woolf anon?
>>33778817>moids who would definitely drop their gf/wife if she got sickDo tell.You're ridiculous. I'm 9 years into an undiagnosed life destroying illness of my wife who was permanently disabled when I met her.I spent Monday crying next to her hospital bed happy she was still alive and going to be okay... while posting itt.You know nothing about me or anyone else I bet.
Genders, how often do you forget to specify your gender?
>>33779028this actually sounds nice!
>>33778884Why would you think she was ugly?
>>33779042OH so he's doing>It can lead to self justification for bad choices (“I had to do this because it's in service of my One Thing”)His One Thing was cheating on his wife?
>>33779044AND you fucking cheated on her? what the actual fuck
>>33779019I've been resting. I just beat Fire Emblem: The Binding Blade. The ending makes me tear up.I think I want to hop in the shower or at least sit in there to use the steam to clear out my sinuses.>>33779045M, I always specify if asked. Just in case.
femanon how true is "say nothing get pussy" I swear I have a higher success rate when the girl is just hallucinating my personality than when i actually talk to her
>>33779045MaleAll the time because I am known tripfag attentionwhore male.I'm trying to get into the habit. Respect the threads and all that.
>>33779044Is this the one you cheated on or another?
>>33779043No, sorry, different poster. I've only read>Flush: A Biography>A Room of One's Own>To the Lighthousebut you're probably thinking of the poster who read The Waves.
>>33779045M all the time. Wait, I mean F.
Women does it turn you on if a man can bench press you?
>>33779049I know, right? It's almost like it's a complex situation that a default kneejerk binary All-or-Nothing cognitive distortion response can't quite cover. Weird, huh?
>>33779048His one thing was helping a girl on 4chan who thought her life was meaningless to find meaning in her life.Helping her with his penis.
MenWhich man is more likely to be an asshole?>popular jock>4channer
>>33779050TheSmithPlays is releasing a qol enhancement hack for the original Fire Emblem and I think I am going to play it for the first time when that comes out
>>33779051Maybe you say a lot of silly things
>>33779012F. Sex.
>>33779047Her gums are too visible when she smiles
>>337790614channer lacks the real life social skills to be charming and charismatic. Jocks tend to have those
>>33779058Yes but i have no clue about all of that stuff
>>33778948I do not want to mention it at all, but I don't want to sound like a liar or wishy washy>>33778970>you don't really have anything to apologize for.I ghosted him
>>33779054It's alright, I would've just said hi Before I leave anon, what's your favorite play or a play you'd like to act out?
>>337790614channer, but "more likely" doesn't say much. Each individual should be evaluated individually, everybody ought to be given a chance.
>>33779051idk I know I simped super hard over this one guy that ended up having a gay lisp
>>337790614channer
>>33779063I just got Mystery of the Emblem for SFC two days ago. >>33777082I would like to play it, but I don't really have the capacity to play an untranslated game I've never played before right now.
>>33779053The one I cheated on.Although she wasn't being rushed to the ER at the time, she was spending 36-48 hours in the bathroom and ignoring me or raging at when I made any suggestions regarding her health, like that staying up for 48 hours wasn't great for her health.
>>33779045That's a cool part of being a namefag, I don't really need to.
Does it turn you on, if a man can do play the godfather intro on a piano with his peen?
>>337790614channerI know this as a fax
>>33779078It’s a turn off
>>33779068What do you mean you have no clue?
>>33779070Lysistrata, by Aristophanes, translated by Anonymous (theorized to be Oscar Wilde), is the play that I imagine would be most fun to read together.Good luck finding that Anon again and saying "hi" to them.
>>33779063Also I'm struggling to find anything on this upcoming hack. Any info you can share? I feel like I want my first play of Archanea to be untouched but I'll at least download it and try it when it's out..
>>33779077You really think you can manipulate us like that
>>33779081What about a taylor swift song?
Either genderCould you ever trust a partner again after they cheated
>>33779059nta what's weird is how hard you're trying to justify it desu. Because overcomplicating everything with endless nuance is definitely the best way to avoid responsibility or ever having to take a clear stance. Must be exhausting needing a flowchart just to decide if something's messed up.
>>33779085All will evolve into it sooner or later. Might as well join the chaos now, get ahead of the curve.
>>33779087No
>>33779082Well to be fair i've only been lifted, but i always forget what bench presses are and if someone says they can lift my weight that's enough to me, anything else sounds too alien
>>33779083I think you posted this screenshot here before? Or did I see it on /lit/? Kek, thanks anon, but it won't be necessary.
>>33779087No.
>>33779045Never
>>33779087M, it depends for me.>was it a one-night stand or an ongoing thing?>was she under the influence or completely sober?>how remorseful is she?People make mistakes, but how you own up to a mistake matters almost as much as the mistake.
>>33779087depends if she's a slutty person in general
>>33779076>she was spending 36-48 hours in the bathroom and ignoring me or raging at when I made any suggestions regarding her healthOH my mistake, that makes your conduct quite understandable.
Women?
They hate me they are all ignoring me and I don't know why
>>33779087F not fully, no.
>>33779087Coomer f, only if they are honest about it and will remain so
>>33779084https://youtu.be/6IyuctB2MSEYou probably didn’t find it because it’s on his Pokemon channel, which is what I know him from. In the video you’ll see that he has a dedicated Fire Emblem channel now too
>>33779100I wanted to say that i'm going to ignore any twitter post but i'm forced to say that i hate the idea of receiving oral instead
>>33778654What would he want me to copslay?
>>33779107Ohhh, I thought you meant FE1, not 7 (Binding Blade was 6). Is “Legacy” like a difficulty hack series he does or is it just QoL?
>>33779093I've posted Lysistrata before and I'll post it again in the future, I imagine.Not the only play worth reading, but perhaps the silliest to post in /atoga/.
Is Himboanon okay
>>33779048>OH so he's doing>>It can lead to self justification for bad choices (“I had to do this because it's in service of my One Thing”)>His One Thing was cheating on his wife?Kinda sorta.There's a balanced network at play dontcha know?Ultimately it reached a point where I could either:A. Abandon my wife, making two people devastatingly unhappy for the possibility of making two happier. And possibly kill my wife.B. Abandon the other woman, making two people extremely unhappy for the hope that my wife might one day start talking to me, which took another two years to spontaneously happen under the right circumstances.C. Abandon any claim of being a good person in order to make two people extremely happy and risk making two or three extremely unhappy in the future.Interestingly, all three choices would be in pursuit of my One Thing.
>>33778890Winter and Fall are more romantic, but Summer is sexier.It gets hot, people are wearing barely any clothes, they get horny, and there's a lot of fucking going on.In Winter, no one is partying, they just shoveling snow and wearing thick coats.
>>33779066Oh. Meh. That can be unappealing at times but hardly enough to make a person ugly.
>>33779113I didn’t know the difference, sorry. Yes difficulty (if you want it) and balancing and qol. His pkmn emerald hack is really good, if you’re into that
>>33779115U finna bounce onnit to make him feel better?
>>33778882it'll be a major turn off if you don't pay attention and aren't helping me fit dots together. you also need to have acceptable morals, if you're a progressive or you just echo socially-safe opinions, then we are simply not a match because we are going to be inhabiting two different spheres of existence, both valuewise and mentally.>>33778952lmfao this anon gets it>>33779059aren't you also a pedophile? jesus christ man, seek God or like move where you aren't around people
>>33779124No problem. That was why I suddenly started talking about Marth’s games which was probably confusing as hell.I’ll be interested to see how it turns out, and I’ll pass it onto my friend who loves FE7. Thanks for the info.
>>33779069>I ghosted himIt's rude but it's not uncommon.In most cases, the only thing a woman gains by not ghosting is the knowledge that she wasn't rude. Whereas telling a guy why she's breaking off contact can sometimes blow up at her. So women aren't incentivized to do it. Ghosting is far too common and you have a better reason than most.
>>33779076so she has some kind of mental disorder and she tried to off herself because she found out you cheated on her?
Would you watch an anime about Jeffrery Epsteïn?
>>33779131Yes, he is my idol.
>>33779097i’m confused. i heard you broke up with valk because she was poly and you wanted monogamy. but you can forgive a cheater?
>>33779125I don't think so but i could watch and cheer him on instead
>>33779099>that makes your conduct quite understandable.Not really. It was objectively a wrong act. It just wasn't as bad as if I did it Monday.It is something like the difference between murder and murder by beating them to death with an orphan. The aren't equivalent.
>>33779129Is there a point in apologizing if I don't want to tell him the reason?
>>33779131Monogatari?
>>33779127>aren't you also a pedophile?No. An inactive hebophile. It's equivalent to being attracted to the First Lady or something. I'm acting on it or focusing on it. I just admit to it.>seek God or like move where you aren't around peopleThere's no problem to fix here.My wife and I have a great relationship and I am not a danger to myself or others.I simply admit my terrible truths.
>>33779065Woah! Same!We have so much in common!
>>33779134No, that’s wrong.
Would you date a girl who uses a face cream that smells like actual poop (sulfur treatment)
>>33779130>so she has some kind of mental disorderShe has emotional and neurological issues.>and she tried to off herself because she found out you cheated on her?No. That's something you just imagined. She has a very real medical condition.
>>33779145I guess not but i wouldn't date a man with facial hair either
>>33779125i valunteer
>>33779137There is if you think it would make you feel better.I would feel better if a woman explained it was deeply personal issues and completely unrelated to me. But that's me. YMMV
>>33779143Good thing I have a bf who loves that hobby, too.
>>33779143>>33779154Brvtal.
>>33778654i'm making cosplays for my boyfriend and i right now :3
>>33779152Idk why you're both typing like that but i'll get our cheerleader costumes
I really like that anon's song.About the little toys. If only I could have remembered to tell them, and now she's gone forever.
>>33779145Yeah sure why wouldn't I?
>>33779145Is the smell 24/7 or is it periodic?
MKG is so based and I look up to him as an internet father figure
>>33779145dream girl, i love the smell of poop
>>33779120nta do you honestly think your wife would have commited suicide if you broke up with her? Because that to me smacks of heavy duty rationalization to avoid guilt or protect the ego dressed up with side of emotional manipulation and maybe even moral self absolution. A hypothetical tragedy (“she might’ve killed herself”) to reframe your betrayal as some kind of mercy mission instead of what it actually was. A choice you made that hurt someone vulnerable. It’s not empathy, it’s guilt avoidance disguised as compassion. Inventing a “noble reason” for a selfish act. Interpreting events in a way that preserves your self image. Implying her mental fragility FORCED your hand (see what you made me do?)Why did you chose betrayal over honesty? Have you ever talked with her about how your feeling or what you want? What do you think was the emotional impact of your actions? If the roles were reversed and someone cheated on you using a similar rationale how would that make you feel?
>>33779161Just when I use it and then I wash it off>>33779163smart fella or fart smella?
>>33779162Men with daddy issues...
>>33779165>Just when I use it and then I wash it offYeah I would. That's not bad at all
>>33779147>She has emotional and neurological issues.So it's possible that she's not always in control of her actions.
Why is the sight of an attractive man kissing a woman with his eyes closed so hot?
>>33779166Have lots of sex and write really good poetry, yes.
wtf is happening
>>33779171"good" is a bit of an over statement entjeet, lets be honest
>>33779153>it was deeply personal issuesThat feels like too much too I don't want him knowing about that
>>33779174can you not mention that thing
>>33779175nta someone apologizes to me I don't demand a full reasoning for their actions.
>>33779088>Because overcomplicating everything with endless nuance is definitely the best way to avoid responsibility or ever having to take a clear stance.Ironic considering the unrelated thread conversation.My stance is clear: I deliberately committed a wrong act after tremendous thought and consideration of the many years of events that led up to it. I mention those events as anons continually pretend the decision was made casually in a vacuum and all cheaters are the same.It was agonizing but I committed to it and as such I surprisingly didn't feel guilt or regret for doing it.I don't regret a moment of the time I spent with the woman I cheated with as it was done with love, not just sexual excitement.I desperately wanted to avoid my wife being hurt by it and I felt horribly guilty that I allowed it to happen but our relationship is better than it has been in a decade.I don't regret any of my life that has led me to this moment because that would mean regretting my life. I love my life.I love my wife and I am extremely grateful that I get to spend time with her. That's why I was crying on Monday. I am grateful for how wonderful life is.That's my stance:Cheating is wrong.I chose to be wrong and damn myself forever as a bad person.I don't regret it.Life is wonderful.I'd say I'm sorry if that bothers any anons but I don't honestly care.I simply strive to set the record straight.
>>33779181>life is wonderfulexcept your wife is intermittently suicidal and currently in the hospital after nearly dying for apparently unrelated reasons
Manons how would you react if you notice femanon staring at you as you kiss another femanon passionately?
>>33779131only if it had been made 30 or 40 years ago (the golden age of anime)
>>33779131If he's the villain and he gets brought down by a stoic hero, sure.
>>33779170you're asking me? i don't find it so, sorry.
>>33779186I would beckon her to join in.
There's a sad femcel in this thread, that I suspect is heavily overweight and living near NYC, but I could be wrong on both counts. Anyway, I want to fuck the living shit out of her. I want to wear her pussy out over the course of days. I want to dehydrate her to the point of medical intervention...and then keep fucking her.I want to break her mentally, emotionally, and especially sexually until her core belief in existence is that I can and will fuck her.I want her to read this and know that I really fucking mean it.I would break you apart on principle. I want to make you my loyal lifelong sex slave because I truly value you and prove your attractiveness every fucking day.I want you to escort other women to my bed knowing that I will still fuck you silly after fucking them.And I could.I would.Circumstances prevent me from doing this. But I would fuck you within an inch of your life and make you beg for more. While she'd rather fuck QT, I would actually fuck her silly. While he's more...politeNo, being desired is my fetish and her desire to be desired fits nicely.
>>337790614channer. Jocks tend to be cool people. But “ordinary guys” that don’t fit either category are probably the worst, based on my limited experience as a lawyer.
>>33779033>why have your values not changed?I dunno.Most things I cared about my entire life have been stripped away from me at one time or another. I've suffered loss and destroyed my own sense of who I am in order to experience a shred of love and happiness and eventually lost that as well.All I have left is those three things I mentioned earlier. I don't really care about anything else.But my One Thing never came close to waivering. It defies reason or will.I care because I care because I care.
>>33779180I completely forgot about him and now feel guilt about it I think I'll send an apology tomorrow
>>33779186It would be pretty weird and remind me of high school drama
>>33779199Of all the femcels What makes her stand out to you
>>33779205What happened
>>33779184>except your wife is intermittently suicidalNo?>currently in the hospital after nearly dying for apparently unrelated reasonsShe's out and wasn't in danger of dying but it's not like you can assume that. I'm grateful she wasn't.Life is wonderful but it's always going to have issues.
>>33779198+
>>33779209>I spent Monday crying next to her hospital bed happy she was still alive and going to be okay...i hate narcissists. this is the last scrap of attention i'll throw at you.
I drank Yaupon tea then jerked off four times.Women should try yaupon and see what happens
>>33779181So, you had the “I’m going to divorce her anyways” mentality which lead to the affair, but then the relations improved somehow and you got stuck with a bomb
MenWhat do you want for Christmas
>>33779169>So it's possible that she's not always in control of her actions.I was always aware of that. That's why I approached her repeatedly about our issues many times at different points when she was in different states.
>>33779181>I don't regret a moment of the time I spent with the woman I cheated with as it was done with love, not just sexual excitement.What about the other women in this thread who you tell that you want to fuck? Is it love for them too or just sexual excitement that makes you fixate on them as well?
>>33779213This, anyone who talks up how loving and empathetic they are is bound to be a douchebag. It's like what Maggie Thatcher said about being a lady. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hteniPFMfek
has anyone ever done any genealogical research? if so did you find anything interesting?
>>33779216My two front teeth, nigga
Why do I have the urge to be a mean bully in day to day life? Like thoughts about pushing someone over a flight of stairs and laughing in their face,
>>33779222I'm Mackin on your mom
>>33779207Nothing in particular, just the odd situations where you are alone somewhere with a couple from your class and they start going at it. It’s awkward.
>>33779199you post this monthly, i assume, because you want to scare femcels out of paying by guessing the most common traits of an atogan poster, which is kinda funny, but everyone here is anorexic.
>>33779216tea and oranges that come all the way from china
>>33779216A few ounces of white maeng da kratom or heady Vanuatu kava to drink at my leisure.
>>33779169>not always in control of her actionsThen who's controlling her? God? A demon? A remote fucking control? I can't stand that invalids get these types of excuses made for them
>>33779225Hot if mWhatever if f
>>33779214is it good? i've always wanted to try it. i looked everywhere this summer for a yaupon bush and couldn't find one.
>>33779216For my book to be published by a university press with minimal peer review so that I can count it toward a doctorate by prior publication.
>>33779164>nta do you honestly think your wife would have commited suicide if you broke up with her?I don't know. She might've just swallowed to death. She 100% would have been devastated for life. When she found out I cheated, she understandably kicked me out and lasted two days without me.We're not average.
>>33779233Yea then all you are left with are surface level friendships and coworkers who hate you.
>>33779235it's pretty good, you can roast them to be nice and nutty. I've kept a few trees in my backyard for over a decade now
>>33779229Even better, it's a quote from MKG.
>>33779235What's a strapon bush?
>>33779221Yeah, there’s a bunch of interesting stuff. It’s odd to see how people move around over time, for example. I have ancestors who used to manage a region that I had no clue my family had ever had any presence.
A poem:I am a maleBut I want to bounce on itBut I am straightDo any women out there have dicks too?Please GodMogami Gawa
>>33779246do you mind being a little more detailed?
>>33779249GIVE US THIS DAYALL THAT YOU SHOWED METHE POWER AND THE GLORYTIL MY KINGDOM CUMS
>>33779239Mean bully sex
>>33779249You had your chance to swap futa porn with a woman who's into it, but she left the thread.
>>33779221yes, some of my families information got burnt up in the civil war and my oldest living relatives told my uncle "stop looking"
>>33779221I already know that I'm descended from Jewish merchants and ghetto-dwellers who were treated like rats by the Gentiles.
>>33779216I want to give her a gift and I want her to be happy that someone cares about her.
>>33779242yaupon holly is the only caffeine containing plant that grows natively to north america
>>33779253>Mean bully sexLike a dom-sub dynamic you mean?
>>33779216I want to be a model for a nude painting in which the artist makes my penis looks really big. And then for that painting to become really famous, like a breakout success, in a way that leads to strangers at airports and shopping malls approaching me and saying "hey, aren't you the guy from that painting of the guy with the really huge dick?"
>>33779262Yes sure
>>33779254I DON'T CARE IF SHE'S /INTO/ FUTA PORN I WANT HER TO HAVE A DICK
>>33779263Why is this so specific
>>33779258i'll be the bigger man here
Does anyone else here dislike wearing clothes? I'm always underdressed in my dreams and when I'm at home alone I tend to walk around naked, which includes my back yard.
>>33779240man i want to have a tree off my own so bad, i would love to try traditional tea-making techniques on it
>>33779270CLOTHED SEX IS THE BEST
>>33779264are u an F
>>33779164>Why did you chose betrayal over honesty? Honesty regarding the other woman had a better chance of making everyone, including her, unhappy.>Have you ever talked with her about how your feeling or what you want? Beforehand, literally dozens of times. She refused to accept anything I said.Afterwards we had a lot of talks and she understands a lot of it.>What do you think was the emotional impact of your actions?Unimaginable hurt and betrayal and shattered trust that's healing with an overabundant of honesty and love.>If the roles were reversed and someone cheated on you using a similar rationale how would that make you feel?I'd firmly and stay staunchly argue to the death that they were completely in the wrong until evidence was produced. And then I'd feel like utter shit for being at all complicit in creating the situation.....which actually goes a long way to explain her acceptance of it. Thank you anon.I'm also bizarrely lacking in jealousy so I don't really extrapolate that well.
>>33779270yes, i am constantly naked
>>33779274I am an F, even a W
>>33779250Sure. The oldest male direct male ancestor in my family in the continent was given a royal command and move to the colonies and be the sheriff (which had a military-administrative role, not law enforcement) of a region that our family has no immediate roots in. Apparently the family roamed half of the state before settling in.
>>33779265There are worse fetishes to have
>>33779181Saying you’ve damned yourself forever as a bad person could be a kind of preemptive strike. Owning the label before others can use it against you. This can be a way to maintain control over the narrative and your sense of self. If you truly believed you were irredeemably bad would you also say “life is wonderful”? The juxtaposition suggests something more complex. Not self damnation but a desire for self acceptance despite transgression. You repeatedly say “I know it was wrong. I chose to be wrong." This can come across as a form of controlled justification rather than ownership. You may actually be preemptively excusing the act in a way that avoids deeper accountability. It’s a clever move, "you can’t shame me if I already shame myself”, but it short circuits true reconciliation with the people affected (your wife or even yourself).Even though your story shows emotional pain, moral conflict, gratitude, it’s still mostly about YOU. Your suffering, your thought process, your love for life, your transformation. Suggests egocentrism. Maybe not narcissism, but a worldview that filters everything through personal meaning rather than relational consequences.Because you’ve built such a tightly controlled and narratively satisfying account of what happened there’s a risk of future self deception. “I already worked through this. I already made peace. I already paid the emotional price.” That's dangerous. It can blind you to emotional consequences and ways guilt can reappear. Or your partner’s deeper needs, if or when this ever surfaces. Moral pain doesn't always fade. It often mutates into resentment, distance, depression or fear of being found out.Your wife is disabled. Whether intentionally or not, that introduces a power imbalance into your justification. Did her vulnerability factor into your decision not to tell her or leave? 1/2
Anons what should I do if I'm approaching 25 and have never been in a relationship before and still a virgin?
>>33779272Yes, clothes make things sexier, but in general I don't care to wear them. It'd be odd to put on clothes to have sex, but I could image myself asking her "put on those panties I like"
>>33779232Dude. If I injected a drug and hormone cocktail into you, you'd freak out beyond your control. I'd be you, but lacking in control through no fault of your own, savvy?
>>33779221only that i'm deeply colonial on all sides of my family, despite that i'm like 50% English, 40% scots/irish, and remaining 10% is north german. last name on my mom's mom's side is literally "english" lol
She’s dead.I stayed till the end. Sat there through every breath, every drug drip, every fake smile from the nurses who thought I was some kind of saint for “being there.” I was there because I chose to be, not because I had to. That matters.I could’ve walked. God knows I had reason to. But I didn’t. I stayed. I wiped her mouth, held her hand, told her she looked beautiful when she didn’t. That’s what love actually is — not the movie kind, the real kind where you rot next to someone because you promised you would.Yeah, I cheated. Years ago. I never lied about it. I owned it. And still, I showed up. I earned the right to call myself a good husband in the end. None of you would’ve done half of what I did.And now she’s gone. And I feel… light. Empty, yeah, but clean too. Like I served my time. I did the right thing in the end, and I’m still here. Still breathing.And now? I'm free. No more hiding my desires, no more holding back. I can chase the chaos of want—women, intensity, raw pleasure. It's a bittersweet relief, like shedding old skin. No regrets—not for the cheating that showed me love's depths, nor the devotion that shaped me. Life's still wonderful, and I'm grateful for her, for us, for what's next.She’s free. And to that lonely femcel... I'm free if you are.
>>33779270no, i hate it. i have no use for my own naked body. dressing up like i'm a member of devo on the other hand...
>>33779283go to one of the other countless threads discussing that very same topicFucking retard, there's a reason no one wants to fuck you.
>>33779232Anon... are you fucking shitting me? Seriously? You can do better than that.
>>33779289fucking where
>>33779288Wait, hold on, are you not man?
>>33779285>injectedOh, so if something foreign came into my body? Then yes I wouldn't be in control. The alien drugs would. I didn't know you were discussing medication; if that's the case then I retract my statement.
>>33779282Is part of your narrative shaped by a desire to protect her or by a belief that she couldn’t handle the truth? If so, that’s not compassion, that’s paternalism. And while that may be common in caregiving relationships, it can unintentionally infantilize the other person and strip them of agency. 2/2
>tfw you are not playing with a petite, raven-haired German woman's conical tits right nowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMHLkcc9I9c
>>33779284OkayI wish i could mentally transmit my desire of having a man step on my panties to lower them down my legs
>>33779294i am man, yes. i don't believe we've been introduced.
>>33779216A gf
>>33779288>devoLOL, when I was in elementary school I dressed up in the costumes from Can't Get No
>>33779258Are you an italian or german jew? Because if you’re eastern european, they were probably treated like cattle by their rabbi-landowner instead.
>>33779298
>>33779216NothingDo not waste money on me
Why is 4chan so derogatory?
>>33779216To get to go to Christmas Eve again. Last year I had to skip it because I was sick.
>>33779306German, and I have the Article 116(2) passport to prove it.
>>33779216Stonewashed French linen bedsheets
>>33779254nta but who was it?
>>33779306careful, he'll get you banned
>>33779298I think you just did. I can hold things with my toes easily.
>>33775858Snow GF... (picrel)>>33775857The one often unmentioned.. ZETA (the worst).
My barber made my hair look like the head-crest of one of those dinosaurs that had a bunch of spikes circling the crown of its head. I didn't ask her to. How do I fix this?
>>33779321Simply stepping on it with your shoe is fine, but i'll never experience that because i'd have to say so to the other person
A girl just said she wanted to kiss my cock, should I be concerned?
>>33779310easy access (to the Internet), even for the low-IQ and/or unhinged. Gets amplified by herd mentality.
Anons how often do you come to 4chan?
>>33775896because they can't act like retarded freaks outside that anon's reeducation camp, fuckface
>>33779327Uh.. like once or twice a month. The last time was maybe 5-6 months ago.
>>33779327About as often as I jerk off.
>>33779249>But I am straightIdk about that…
Thank you, Captain Morgan.
>>33779325No, that's romantic.>>33779327Unless I'm taking a break from 4chan, near-daily.
>>33779327many times a day. haven't been in these threads for well over a month though.
I have an upcoming trip to The Republic of Assland. Where should I visit when I'm there?
>>33779327Didn't come here long enough yet, some days a week
>>33779336Do we no longer entertain you?
>>33779295A viral, bacterial, or parasitic infection can have a similar effect.The medication was an analogy as you might not be aware of how different illnesses affect behavior.
>>33779335>No, that's romanticHoly shit I'm in the clear, thank you.
>>33779320I’ve been banned more times for Zionist propaganda than you have for your white nationalist jew-hate speech, I guarantee it. Bans are for being off topic, not for criticizing jewry.
>>33779324How do you contend with the fact that shoes are nasty? I work with horses and you wouldn't want whatever gets on my boots on your panties, I can guarantee that much.
>>33779340the opposite gender hasn't been a topic of much interest to me lately
Mentlegen, a fine lady I care to start dating said that I was "chill" and fistbumped me as we parted ways. This was last week. Is the advance dead in the water?>>33779327Everyday, although it wastes a lot of my time.
>>33779349Is that because you have become gay?
thought i heard a rat somewhere. hm.
>>33779349
>>33779341I know it was. I'm saying that if her brain, which generates personality, is making all that fucked up shit happen, that's just who she literally is. There's nothing to blame it on or otherwise dupe yourself with
>>33779347I wish you would crush my genitalia with your bare feet as though you were stepping on a large raisin and Vienna Sausage.
Why can't I just platonically ask a guy to graphically describe how he'd like to have sex with me if he could do anything he wanted? It's just words.
>>33779353no, i've just been obsessed with a single woman and have had no interest in discussing the female sex in general
>>33779347I'm a retard and i expect you to take care of your shoes even if the roughness of them turns me on. But alternatively you can just ruin cute underwear like that instead so i associate getting cute things with you ruining them
What kind of people come to 4chan
>>33779357male to female footjobs are pretty hot too>on a large raisin and Vienna Sausagewhat?
>>33779359Oh, okay, so you're gay. Got it.
>>33779275Your response here show narcissistic tendencies. “Honesty regarding the other woman had a better chance of making everyone… unhappy.” Classic paternalistic rationalization. Making a decision for others under the guise of protecting them while bypassing their right to make informed choices. That reflects a grandiose sense of moral authority, a hallmark of narcissistic thinking. “I know better than everyone else what’s good for them.” Even when acknowledging harm to others, the emotional framing still centers the speaker’s internal experience. "Unimaginable hurt and betrayal and shattered trust... that's healing with an overabundance of honesty and love." Notice how the sentence transitions quickly from the wife’s suffering back to the speaker’s redemptive arc. Narcissism doesn’t necessarily mean cruelty. Often it shows up as emotional self absorption where even remorse becomes a stage for personal growth.“She refused to accept anything I said.” Frames the partner as emotionally unreasonable while implying that the speaker tried, over and over, to engage meaningfully and was simply rejected. This can be a subtle form of blame reversal where the partner becomes responsible for creating the conditions that made cheating “necessary.”“I don’t really extrapolate that well", “I’m bizarrely lacking in jealousy” may be true but may also reflect a need to maintain a specific identity. Cool headed. Emotionally evolved. Above basic human messiness. This often shows up as a curated emotional persona. Not necessarily a false one but one that serves to keep vulnerability at arm’s length and preserve a superior self image.“We had a lot of talks and she understands a lot of it” assumes acceptance equals understanding and understanding equals healing, which is not always the case. Narcissistic tendencies often include a desire to wrap things up in a clean emotional conclusion even if the reality is more complicated. 1/2
>>33779357Shutup malefootfag that's my wish, and doing it with shoes is superior
>>33779362Anons. Would you like to narrow it down and ask us anything specific?
>>33779363Don't tell me you don't think of a man's nut sack when you eat raisins and play with them between your fingers.
>>33779361>so i associate getting cute things with you ruining themas in more underwear? That's a fun take on it for both parties involved. By the way, what brought this specific desire about?
>>33779365It's easier to live with guilt if the narrative is “yes, I did wrong, but look, it all worked out. She understands now.” That’s resolution through self narration, rather than true resolution through mutual emotional processing, which takes much longer. 2/2
>>33779362People who ended up stocking store shelves and prepping inventory for a living after graduating with a Master's degree and possibly failing to complete a Doctorate, since no university would hire them as an adjunct professor.
>>33779296>>33779282>If you truly believed you were irredeemably bad would you also say “life is wonderful”?The two don't contradict.Anyway, I believe I am a bad person because I believed that a good person wouldn't cheat and I did.I exist in thresholds.It's a bit like being a killer. Either you've killed or you haven't. Once you're a killer, you can't *not* be a killer.As far as redemption goes, you can't undo some hurt. All you can do is respond to whatever comes next. And I try to do the best I can>This can come across as a form of controlled justification rather than ownershipCool story chatgptbroHowever it "comes across", it's ownership. That was the whole point of it.>often mutates into resentment, distance, depression or fear of being found out.Yeah. The lack of any of that was my evidence that I wasn't holding onto any pain from itI was apparently resenting my wife for having inadvertently put me through all that and being completely aware of it. I had zero clue of that resentment until after she found out and I suddenly found her jokes funny enough to laugh at. By telling her, I released the resentment over bearing the pain without her caringStupid human emotionsBe glad you're an AI>Is part of your narrative shaped by a desire to protect her or by a belief that she couldn’t handle the truth?Obviously I wanted to protect her and I am definitely guilty of infantilizing her. We're both aware of it and have been working on it for years. When one person's back is in crippling pain, it's not unreasonable for the other to get them a drink from the fridge. That eventually became an expectation on both our parts that I would do most everything. And then it got to the point where I was getting yelled at for not doing things well enough like I was a disappointing intern instead of a beloved husband.That much we were working on.So, yeah, I considered that and likely whatever else your AI program comes up with to question from its armchair.
>>33779358You just need to ask.
>>33779372Yeah getting cute underwear just for it to be toyed and ruined by a man is nice>what brought this specific desire about?What do you mean exactly? I just daydream a lot about things i'm attracted to
>>33779375thats oddly specific.
>>33779377Okay, so how would you do it?
>>33779365>Your response here showAt least hide the AI generated nature of your replies.A little?
>>33779378>Yeah getting cute underwear just for it to be toyed and ruined by a man is niceIf you're wearing it then the man would like it too >What do you mean exactly? As in what caused you to have the idea in the first place, or how long you've had it
Alarm bells are ringing.
>>33779385The world is experiencing a Five-Alarm Fire.
>>33779385
>>33778797FAssess his attractiveness and cleanliness level
>>33779388I like how in this version of the meme the Beard Dude is obviously coded as homosexual and gay.
>>33779383I'm not sure, i'm into men because i like their difference so a lot of things circle around them, i'm more careful now but time ago i'd get my pantyhose to be easily ripped out and it would make me feel sad to know that it was my fault and not because of a man doing it. And i just like how clothes can add to the appeal and can be used around, i just fantasize about it and give a lot of meaning to things that don't really have it
He can only accept criticism if it's self-criticism, if it's a critique that he came up with on his own.He cannot ever allow himself to be criticized by anyone else unless they're merely repeating the conclusions which he has already decided upon for himself.
>>33779388>all white
>>33779395You don't know that.
>>33779395I'm pretty sure the one standing in the middle is Asian or Asian-American.
>>33779382This is a powerful reflection, and it shows a deep level of honesty. You're confronting the consequences of your actions without deflecting or minimizing them—that takes integrity, even if it doesn’t erase the harm done.You’re right: there are thresholds. Some actions change us in ways that feel irreversible. Cheating, killing, betraying someone—these things shift how we see ourselves, especially if we once believed we’d never cross certain lines.But here’s something worth sitting with: acknowledging you've crossed that threshold doesn’t mean you’re incapable of good going forward. It means you carry the weight of what you’ve done, and how you carry it—what you choose to do now—does matter.You say you’re trying to do the best you can. That’s not a redemption arc in the cinematic sense. It’s messier, more uncertain—but maybe more honest. You're not trying to undo the past, you're trying to meet the future with more clarity, more care.And you're also right that someone who feels irredeemable can still say “life is wonderful.” In fact, sometimes people who know they’ve done harm can appreciate beauty and meaning even more sharply—because they’ve seen what the absence of it looks like.You’re not justifying what you did. You’re holding it. That’s the beginning of something real.If you're open to it, I can sit with you in that tension.
>>33779394Is this about God? You shouldn't talk so horribly about Our Lord in Heaven that way.
>>33779392>codedWell yeah that's what happens when you think beards are peak masculinity
>>33779396I do.>>33779397I don't see a black woman, so I immediately feel left out.
>>33779388bro is this us??
>>33779404Gotchu, senpai.
Women you wanna be my fat pussy wife?
>>33775632Do people really believe you need to have a long list of requirements and ask a lot of questions of a potential romantic partner when you start dating? Like are you supposed to interrogate them or something?I honestly feel like there are only a handful of things that are critically important and as long as you are compatible on those topics you can make everything else work. Things like>life goals>family plans>lifestyle>religion (if any)
>>33779405... perhaps.
>>33779406Better, but I like natural hair representation.
What is your AI surveillance supervisor thinking rn as you browse the web?
>>33779407I'm tired of having to pretend like I'm not being insulted when people call parts of my body "fat". Fat ass, fat pussy, fat lips, whatever.
>>33779393I get what you mean. Has anyone ever done that for you?
>>33779404>if they don't look like me, I can't self-insert>this is someone who thinks they're against racismlmao
>>33779414She shouldn't buy that BD toy she has had in an open tab for a week now. It's clearly too expensive and it's never going on sale.
>>33779414Probably thinking "these stupid Neanderthals are the rulers of this planet? Time to change things back to the Stone Ages".
>>33779420>BD toyHuh
>>33779420just leave it as a bookmark, and check 1-2 times per day, until then.Or shop around for a cheaper one.
>>33779423I know, the brand has a shitty reputation. The quality is actually pretty decent, even if they're always too big and overpriced.
MKG vs. AI is truly one of the best sagas of our time.
>>33779397see: >>33779406
>>33779388Pictured from left to right:>Special Education Diploma Graduate >Got kicked out of the local Goth scene for beating up his ex who is also the DJ >Lowkey Jewish-Slavic chick but everyone thinks she's a Mormon tradwife >Runs a local art blog>Definitely 100% homosexual >Known for her elaborate and sexually graphic fanfic about the members of Blackpink written under an internet pen name
>>33779425This isn't my first time buying from them. I know it's a matter of time, but seeing it in the tab every time I use my phone has been slowly just making me want to cave.
>>33779407Based based based and me af
>>33779415maybe they mean PHAT?Like damn, shawty! Bring that PHAT ass back around to me.Fat pussy just means juicy to Moids that have goon too much recently.Fat lips = idk
>>33779427What is a BD toy
>>33779430The beginning of the War Against the Machines like in Terminator
>>33779440Bad Dragon. The brand.
>>33779432Not bad, Fren.
>>33779417No, i didn't date anyone
>>33779442Oh.
>>33779400Entering GIOYC tier incoherence
>>33779381I'm gonna need a visual description of the girl I'm working with here.
>>33779415it's only an insult if you're actually fat though. otherwise why take offense?
>atoga is my only source of interaction with the opposite genderwhat are the implications of this?
>>33779401Heh
>>33779434Don't give in, sis!Every dollar you can save is worth it.
>>33779409It was a big red flag to a first date once that my favorite author is Donna Tartt during the "questions game". Make of that what you will.
>>33779450Well now I'm embarrassed to be specific.
>>33779455That you're not really interacting with the opposite gender.
>>33779452Because I used to be fat, and I'm definitely not "skinny". So having the parts of me that have more meat to them individually fat, even though my total weight is normal, still makes me self conscious.
>>33779460>Don't give in, sis!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTFAwygyXoU
>>33779460But the unique texture. It looks neat.
>>33779466>Not fat>Not skinnySo you're thicc?
>>33779462Why? That doesn't make any sense.
>>33779463Hmmm, alright.Well, we'd probably start out with a makeout session regardless. Lots of body caressing. Would put my hand on the back of your head to pull you close.
How common is "shortstack" as a term
hey fems, is it an ick if i wear yolo sunglasses?
Why do people always assume that guys who are either really thin or really muscular are gay, and that guys who have beer bellies or dad bods are straight? What gives?
>>33779471I'm bottom heavy, if anything.
Femanons talking about dildos like they're csgo skins
>>33779477Lack of bear awareness.
>>33779452I don't think that's how insults work.
>>33779476>YoloAnon it's 2025. Let it go.
>>33779477I looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove muscular men that are not thin looking
>>33779472Donna Tartt's characters are selfish, whiny, pretentious, and casually homosexualize each other. All in very poetic language, of course. But you can see where a woman would be suspicious of a man who says Donna Tartt is his favorite author.
>>33779477I hate that SO muchBig big muscles doesn't mean gay..!!
>>33779478Will you be my gf?
feet fetishes are stupid, there's nothing sexier than naked women wearing shoes
>>33779483i know! thats the point, gotta rep my era
>>33779475I've only ever heard it used by fantasy geeks/D&D nerds to openly talk about how they want to fuck hobbits and dwarfs.
I've argued with male footfags enough tonight
>>33779477>>33779488I also HATE beer bellies and fat in general..
>>33779492No, YOU'RE stupid, stupid
>>33779489I want a guy to want to date me for more than my big butt.
>>33779496 was meant for >>33779491 ......
>>33779493Seems like i need to get suicidial again
>>33779477more muscles = more testosterone,more testosterone = greater need to be masculinegreater need to be masculine = more time spent around similar men,more time spent around similar men = feelings merge,feelings emerge = gay sex
>>33779496;_; not funny, cried
>>33779479Idk what that is, but dildos are serious fucking business.
>>33779498What if we went out first?
>>33779504If I wasn't already in a complicated relationship, that'd be a good start.
>>33779444Eh, I'm the same. I'm planning on going to a rave in LA in a couple of weeks and seeing if there's anyone for me there. But with all the noise you can't really talk to anyone. I don't know how people do it
Men, what do tou do when you feel sad?
>>33779110Why do women hate getting eaten out?Are men just that bad at it?
>>33779502It wasn't meant for you :(
Men, help?Ovulation stronk. I'm eating a pregnancy craving sandwich.Need to post him. Aaaaa
>>33779507I touch my winky and make the magic milk cum out.
>>33779507cry.reprimand myself for crying.depressive state for a few days.
>>33779507I browse 4chan and sometimes I listen to music
>>33779509heard, thanks anon mwah
>>33779508some women just don't like it and we need to get past this idea that anytime a woman isn't sexually satisfied its a man's fault
>>33779510The fuck do you want me to do
>>33779506LA??? Well good luck anon
>>33779362Men, that cant handle certain inalienable truths, but in here is where they have their best shot to destroy things they seem to feel people around the world don't deserve.
>>33779507I usually get busy. Start doing chores I've not gotten around to, work on personal projects. Feeling productive makes me feel better. Or just go to sleep.
>>33779505We're in a complicated relationship? Already?
>>33779507if it's really bad, i might take my stim since it gives me better emotional control, otherwise i meditate on it and try to figure out why that part of me is so sad so i can make him feel better
>>33779518>>33779506L.A. is a bleak and depressing place. The sorrow of apathy drenched in sunlight, door-to-door neighbors with a graveyard of ambition. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gePkM8RDN4Q
>>33779100Think Id just laugh and be happyIts fine for quickie fun times..
>>33779522Yep. And now it's over. I caught you cheating with another thought.
>>33779502
>>33779508I'm not all women, and i am just not attracted to the idea of a man doing that kind of thing. I'm the one who would prefer to have his foot pressing my head against the pillow as he fucks me (vaginally)
>>33779514What kind of music anon?
>>33779530>I'm the one who would prefer to have his foot pressing my head against the pillow as he fucks me (vaginally)Damn, so close, but no deal
>>33779510
>>33779476He should. It would be funny.
>>33779525Well i live in nowhereville in europe, tried to give my best reply
>>33779530Aren't you afraid he's going to accidentally crack your skull or is that part of the thrill? It's a lot harder to control foot pressure than hand/grip pressure.
>>33779532I like to listen to Kino. I don't understand their lyrics because they're Russian, but I like the music. Sometimes I will look up translations to understand what they are singing about.
>>33779537Niceee
>>33779538Anon are you insane? Why would you give me more reasons to be into that whatI'm going to think about this now
>>33779527It's not true babe, believe me. I miss you
>>33779407Damn, I want him to call me his fat pussy wife now.
>>33779533Is it because of the heterosexual vaginal sexual sex
Reminder that BlueValkyrie specifically refers to me when she says "him".
Do you ever just listen to the loons and crickets and cry?
>>33779547You're a cuck fetishist? You like to watch her fuck other men?
>>33779548No. My tinnitus drowns them out.
>>33779549No, that was ohio.
>>33779145I use Malin+Goetz' spot treatment sometimes so no it wouldn't>>33779525LA is nice to skate through
I wish women liked men.
>>33779507Isolate myself, self flagellate, sleep
>>33779507Listen to my fav music tracks... jump to videos on YT that remind me of yesteryears.
I like men.
>>33779557I wish women weren't so cowardly
I wish women were stronger and more dominant
>>33779560you like dick
>>33779560moid hands>>>/lgbt/
>>33779552Was not. I was busy.
>>33779558We have 4 images left.Let's rush and use them up so somekne is forced to bake a new bred.
>>33779561How are they?
>>33779530
>>33779567Why did you quote me
>>33779518you too. If you ask random men to step on your panties then at least one will do it
>>33779506GLI’ve been to nocturnal wonderland in LA just to see what it was like and there wasn’t a lot of socializing imo. Mostly people that came in large groups socializing with their group with some groups occasionally talking to each other. You’d have better luck socializing in smaller rock venues based on my experience
>>33779547You're in love with an overweight/obese single mother?
>>33779567What happens if there is no one to make new bread?
>>33779569I THINK THAT THIS IS GOING TO GIVE HIM CRAMPSWe need to get higher kek
>>33779566Repeatedly asking me to convince my fwbs to record anything. Except I would always forget because I would be mid anticipating the sex relief chores/banter.
>>33779573I'm not really expecting to socialize much either. From what I've seen it's mostly going to be older dudes, which is the crowd I hang around anyways.
>>33779565No, that's a femanon.
>>33779569I actually drew it once but i'm taking a bath right now, i doubt that any anon here remembers it
>>33779570To harass you.>>33779576We die.
>>33779510>God told me to make a baby, so I bought Jimmy Johns
>>33779585>but i'm taking a bath right nowProve it right now
>>33779584Prove it
>>33779530hottest position
>>33779580That never happened, and I'm not going to roll in the mud with you.
>>33779590No
>>33779545not enough heterosexual butt ramming
>>33779594Liar
>>33779592Why not? You do know she’s accused you of some insane shit right?
>>33779562They fucking are. But what, you want them to be all not respecting your surroundings? They are, and they can be. But place and time honey.
>>33779592I don't care if you confirm our experiences. I know what happened.
>>33779600Well, I never really hear about dominant women aside from sex workersAnd everybody here talks about how wanting that is a mental illness
>>33779603>dominant womenThey don't exist>inb4 valk
>>33779586>To harass you.I've done nothing to provoke your ire
>>33779605If you're the anon I replied to you just contradicted yourself
>>33779608Nta
>>33779598What, about faking getting raped? I've heard that one all my life.I'm just not interested. What good does it do to roll around in the mud and dirty the whole thread up?
>>33779603Yeah, if you're a woman on a male dominated site, the goal is to knock you down a notch. Don't Fucking Let Them.
>>33779601NTAExcept you don’t know why he broke up with you
>>33779613I don't try to knock anybody down a notch I like women
test
>>33776395sex with this dumb incel
>>33779621mic check
>>33779617Please don't antagonize her using me.
>>33779596Ok, that wasn't me, but i can't delete the message fast enough for me so the reply is the same
>>33779607It's a banter harassment
