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GenderWhat is the biggest goal you want to achieve in the next 2-3 years?
>>33794804Become filthy rich
>>33794804F. Have 2 kids.
>>33794804FFinding a bf
>>33794805M.Also, grow my penis size two inches through proven scientific methods
>>33794804MaleGetting a gf
>>33794810>>33794807Get together
>>33794812She doesn't want me
Gender, what’s your favorite restaurant? Whether chain or local (don’t name them in that case).
>>33794791At least he's got a hobby...
>>33794804MI don't think society will still be around in it's current form in 3 years.
>>33794814My favorite local shop is an ethnic shit that serves a specific dough , beans, chicken combo . Naming the exact store or type of food would be a doxx.Favorite chain is Popeyes or Smashburger
>>33794804Mlose weight, realize that it doesnt matter and rope myself after it.
>>33794804Batman.Fight crime.
>>33794804MI need to release my album. I kinda want to start a band because lyrics aren’t my strong suit but I’ve already begun composing a couple of riffs, bass, drum parts, and 4 guitar solos. I’d also like to have a lovely gf by then but we’ll see. I need someone that isn’t weirded out by my lifestyle or wouldn’t get mad at me for not being able to spend as much time as she’d like with me
>>33794821you're not going to need to fight crime in 3 years. Trump will have public crime pretty much solved by then.
>>33794814MaleMy favorite chain is Chick-fil-a, but my favorite place overall is a a local BBQ place from my hometown. They have some really great dishes, including one of those burgers where you're guaranteed to make a mess while eating it, but it's totally worth it.
>>33794804F sex with the opposite gender, possibly
>>33794826>F sex with the opposite gender,We can both fix that for each other
>>33794826Whats stopping you from doing it this weekend?
>>33794804MTo still be alive . I can tell my end is near
>>33794814There’s this Greek-American (fusion I think you’d call it?) place that has amazing food and the best fries I’ve ever had. They also have a Greek fried chicken and it’s the most tender, juiciest, well seasoned piece of chicken I’ve ever eaten
>>33794814F. My favorite chain would be Chick-fil-A, it's usually my first stop when I visit the US.My favorite restaurant is a restaurant in a town neabry, they make traditional food from my area but with a modern twist. I've gone 5 times in the last year and every time I thought it was absolutely exceptional.
>>33794832I'm not desperate for it and i need the right person and situation for itAlso vaginismus
>>33794804M. Find a reason to live, I guess. I'm not a fan of the soulless modern world.>>33794834I feel you, bro.
Where do I meet clingy gf
>>33794812I don’t know him
>>33794845I respect that you're still posting this, but probably with a time machine to a past era that's gone forever.
>>33794804MRoughly speaking I'm planning to get 2 promotions in the next 3 years and buy my first property.
>>33794840Isnt vaginismus a psychosomatic thing?
>>33794813>>33794846You guys are killing me
Girls, do you want an ambitious man?
>>33794854Mostly yeah and i don't want to make the other person suffer through that
>>33794860Helping a girl get over her anxieties is not sufferingGuys are pretty willing to help with anything as long as you're nice to us and don't blame it on us, just give the guy orders to follow like "do this, then do that, then we can try this," whateverMake him help with the dilators and shit, and act super grateful like an old-school woman would do, he'll feel useful
State gender. What's the most expensive item you own that you use daily?
>>33794859Frankly, no. It is important for me that he invests most of his energy on our marriage and our family. I do want him to have a job and to be able to support himself, and obviously I would not leave a guy if he had to momentarily focus more on his job for a specific goal, but I'd want our family to be a priority for him.
>>33794867MComputer
>>33794867M. If the car counts, that'll be everyone's answer. Otherwise my computer. Otherwise, my phone. Otherwise... my sunglasses, I think.
>>33794867F. My laptop, it was about 900€. I did not pay for my car so I would not include that.
>>33794867Nothing's more expensive than the car that costed thousands of dollars
>>33794865I have no idea what kind of girls you've been with but okay i guess, thanks? I'll see, i have to get over a lot of things first
>>33794867Mmy prosthetic leg
>>33794888Is it possible to "get over things" alone? Is it easier for women? Asking for real, I guess, since I haven't had a lot of luck doing that myself. It's a lot harder to believe in abstracts than real people, I think. I think if you find someone you like and trust, it's easier to believe in them than to believe in philosophies. Though maybe that's just me.
>>33794867I think the car is cheating so I’ll go with my main guitar
>>33794881Actually I want to change my answer, the espresso machine cost more than my computer. Worth it, though.
>>33794857Just being realistic, anon
>>33794901It's complicated up here. you've gotta use the deodorant against the indians and pakistanis, but then you can't use it against the arabs because they're already wearing too much and it just makes them more powerful.
>>33794904That is news to me, I've been driving myself around since I was 16.
>>33794898I think it depends from what you're struggling with and yourself, so far being on my own helped me a lot and it's more comfortable than opening up to others, but there are limits to both. I think most progress comes from yourself alone no matter whatSex is complicated though, that's why i need 3 years to get there
>>33794860Can't you just do oral on each other?
>>33794867MaleIf my car doesn't count, then easily my PC
It's funny how the hatred of Indian people's increasing presence online might actually bring about a renaissance of people caring about their spelling and grammar again as to not be accidentally confused with one.
>>33794917I'm not into receiving and i would still want to have actual sex
>>33794911You should fix that mindset if finding someone is your biggest goal
>>33794924You're odd.
>>33794926I would if it was just a mindset.
>>33794929Don't reply to that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJAJIZwju9MHas been playing in my head on repeat for the past 48 hours straight and I can feel my brains leaking out of my ears.Help me out, what is your gender and one of your favorite brainworms?
>>33794804Mdie
>>33794925>I'm not into receivingHave you even had any kind of sex or an orgasm by yourself?
wishing a great sunday to the blonde femanons
>>33794934I work with kids, I unironically hear "baa baa black sheep" and "wheels on the bus" in my sleep...
>>33794944Are you the anon who would always answer when I asked what cute things women have done today in the past?
>>33794932This is why you're still single
>>33794941Why do people, or at least you, pretend that sydney sweeney being blonde matters? what matters is the size of her tits (and I guess being white for some people). Not her hair color, and you know it.
>>33794949You've got the causation backward.
>>33794946Yeah! Kids are still being cute. Even if they torment me with their songs.
>>33794945why are you angry anon?
>>33794939No sex, i only had 2 orgasms but i don't actively seek thatI just have things i'm into and things i'm not, like i wouldn't doubt a man saying he doesn't enjoy getting pegged if he never had that
>>33794956Keep up the good work. Hopefully you're over the frozen years by now anyway.
>>33794942I know I shouldn't interact with you ENTJ, but I can't help but note how accurate the balding spot is. Whoever drew this is an ~artiste~
>>33794941Damn she's hawt
>>33794931What's interesting is I cannot tell if any of these images are AI generated. That's how bad I "think" India is from all the bad press they get.
>>33794958I think most people would think a guy was weird if he said "I just want to have sex but I don't really like busting, I can take it or leave it." What is it you're hoping to get out of having sex? Is it related to sexual arousal or is it some other psychological need?
>>33794959I regret to inform you I ordered a 1000 frozen stickers pack yesterday. I don't think we'll ever be over the frozen years.My newest kid is this very blonde 4 year old who loves to dress up as Elsa and sings let it go for me at the end of every session. She asks me to braid her hair at the end of every session before she goes dress up. I frankly love her so much.
>>33794969I mean *I* like the Frozen songs. I just don't have kids or have to be around them so I haven't heard let it go 900 million times.
>>33794972I do like some Frozen songs too. I liked them more when I didn't have to listen to them 2-3 times a day. The last disney movie that had a soundtrack I actually loved was Encanto tho, I listened to Dor Oruguitas thousands of times in my free time lol
>>33794974la concha de tu madre
>>33794967I don't really understand what you're saying, i just don't like self pleasure and i want to feel it nice things only with the person i love instead, and those nice things aren't focused on my own pleasure only like thatI'm not hoping to get anything, sex would come with a serious relationship and i would be happy to find someone i feel close to like that, and i used to wish to not have any sexual interests but i can't easily ignore that anymore and since i can say silly things here i was just more direct about it
>>33794980We are the true Aryans
>>33794857I trust his judgement.
>>33794859Sure
>>33794981Some women have such a weird and abstracted way of thinking about sex.
>>33794989Yeah i do, that's also why i'm still a virgin
Girls How do you feel about having your relentlessly face covered with kisses after being tackled into bed?
>>33794995you'll never*
>>33794992I'm a fan. I put a duvet on yesterday, it's very cozy and I really missed my husband :(
Women, do you like kisses in places like your shoulders, your hands, your hair, etc. while cuddling, or would you prefer if he just kissed your lips/cheek?
having some massive doubts about my first relationship, 4 months in now. while i am still attracted to her and enjoy time together, there are moments i feel like we aren’t a fit. it doesn’t help that she has no filter (autism) and she said stuff that triggered retroactive jealousy for meidk what im supposed to feel at this point. she on the other hand talks about us being meant to be, moving out together etc. should i just ‘know’ we ate a good couple or is love actively choosing for each other?
>>33795005Head, neck and chest too
>>33795002Your countries are shitholes too. You might be tempted to argue that your countries aren't shitholes, but that's exactly the reason we're coming in droves: attracted to your countries like a fly to shit
>>33795008Life is not perfect, just look at other girls and decide for yourself if you'd rather stick with this one, or roll the dice again and hope you find someone better
>>33795005All over. Even if I really like being caressed the most. And getting soft scratchies.I'm pretty much a pet.
>>33795004>JAI SHRE RAM SAARExactly! You're already adapting to the soon-to-be dominant culture
Bye anons
>>33795021Bye.
>>33795021Where ya going?
>>33795008There will be tough moments when you will have to choose each other and choose to be committed to the relationship, but you should not have a hard time after 4 months together.At 4 months you should still be deep in the honeymoon phase - excited to be around each other, happy, everything should be easy. What makes you think you guys are a good fit? What makes you think you aren't?
>>33795020Competition, that's why. You're not so smart, that's why we're taking over your countries. In India, there are too many of us. In Toronto, there aren't as many (yet). If I want to shit on the train tracks, there are a 100 doing it. In Toronto, not as many train track shitters.
State gender.When was your last goon sesh?
>>33795032MaleI haven't had a proper goon session in about a month. Just a quick jerk a couple times a week.
>>33795025Bhenchod chutiya pussy! Why you have man in lipstick on your computer? You like men? Sorry, I don't like you
>>33795032FSeveral weeks, it’s been busy.
>>33795010>>33795015>>33795005I wish I had a gf to treat this way
State gender. Have you ever been chatfished? Would you chatfish anyone? Why, or why not? >inb4 What's that?Using ChatGPT to compose messages when you're taking to someone on a dating app.https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2025/oct/12/chatgpt-ed-into-bed-chatfishing-on-dating-apps
Anyone reading any good books? I'm reading Mason & Dixon by Thomas Pynchon. Very interesting novel about the guys who were contracted to draw the boundary line between Pennsylvania and Maryland.
>>33795036You legit look like Pennywise
>>33795045M. I don't even want to think about that. The fact that women are aroused by soulless corporate word vomit AI slop does not make me feel any better
>>33795049It's not like you're sending them sonnets. How are they supposed to know it's a computer saying "I want to fuck your pussy."
>>33794804Mwhat I should say: finish my doctoratewhat I want to say: find a wife
>>33795026i never really had butterflies or anything like that, she has mentioned the same. however, she said she feels completely comfortable around me (no masking) and that only me and her sister see this version of herself. she says she feels a different type of deeper love for me, unlike her past.i feel like i can be myself around her too, but sometimes i notice myself holding back. we are a good fit in the sense that we are attracted to each other, can talk with ease and want to be around each other (her more than me). my doubts are perhaps rooted in insecurity, about not having those butterflies both ways and different interests/humor, despite having some that overlap.
>>33794854>Isnt vaginismus a psychosomatic thing?Not remotely, no. Where would you get that idea? It's a physical reaction. Imagine you feel a sudden jet of air blowing against your eye - it would make you blink involuntarily. Or imagine you suddenly see something swinging towards your face - you would automatically flinch or duck without choosing to. Vaginismus is like that: an automatic, involuntary muscle contraction.
>>33795046I just started The Hero of Ages, the 3rd Mistborn bookWe'll see how long it takes me to read since book 2 took me like almost 4 months to get through (I dropped it twice, but I loved the ending).
>>33794859>Girls, do you want an ambitious man?Yes, but not if it tips over into being a narcissist or a workaholic.
At first I could not fall asleep because I had endless secual fantasies about>herThen I woke up from a nightmare where I was hunted.
>>33795053What does the AI even say to the women?"It appears you are searching for a desirable male partner. There are many factors that play a role in finding such a person. Among them are self-confidence, physical attractiveness, and humor. This candidate possesses most of those attributes, and may offer a good fit for the role in question here. Dive Deeper with a subscription."
>>33795045F. No, I'm old. I've been with the same guy since before ChatGPT existed. One of the first thing I noticed positively about my moid is his writing style, he is very deliberate in choosing his words. I don't think I'd be chatfished by chat gpt.
>>33794867Penis
>>33795048You keep generating pics of explosive shit, it's clear you want to be loo to some Indian femboy's poo (like Dubai porta potty, but it's India)
>>33794867>What's the most expensive item you own that you use daily?M. My house. Or, if you mean something smaller, then it would be my television if we're basing it on what it would have cost when the model first came out. In terms of possible second hand resale value now, possibly my phone?
>>33795046FNot sure if it’s good yet, but just got Metro 2033. People seem to really like it
>>33795056>i never really had butterflies or anything like thatHave you had them for other people? If so, what do you think is different with her?>sometimes i notice myself holding backHow come? I don't think that not sharing interests is that big of a deal personally. You can get into each other's interests, or find new things you like together. Not having similar sense of humor and not making each other laugh would be a much bigger issue to me. Do you laugh together?I'll have to go to the grocery store soon, I'll get around to replying eventually tho.
>>33795057I agree with that too but i'm just not casual enough about it personally
>>33794967>I think most people would think a guy was weird if he said "I just want to have sex but I don't really like busting, I can take it or leave it."You wait till you get older, mate.
>>33794981>i just don't like self pleasure(NTA) That's something you might want to work on. In my experience it's essentially impossible for a woman to enjoy sex if she hasn't learned how her body works via masturbation first.
I just don't get it. Is atoga really the best place to be spreading your message and wasting your efforts? Surely there are places where your posts will be seen and reacted to by many more.
>>33795077nta also and heard a funny quote about this once."Trying to have sex without masturbating is like trying to play in a band without knowing how to play your own instrument.">>33795078Personally, I don't get along with normies, never have. I talk to you people because you're weird and insane. I actually go to /pol/ to talk to those people because they're even more insane, I don't even care about politics. I just can't handle talking to normies and pretending to be one all day.
>>33795077What if it's just that i prefer others touching me instead? I don't feel anything special from my own touch
>>33795069Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori!I'll see to it that a femboy defecates on you and gets launched to outer space in the process
>>33795081nta but you're supposed to imagine hot things happening while touching yourselfor look at stuff, or read stuff, whatever helps with the imaginationis there nothing you desire in your mind?
>girl told me i was a chad today
I have to leave to find ENTJ a femboy who'll take a duke on himSee you, everyone!
It's 2amI finally walked back to my room after a long night of drinkingour other friends left around midnightI yapped with my taken friend who was hosting us for a bit while watching music videostalked with her about the other girl and concluded she's probably not interested in me and when she asked me what I liked about her I couldn't say anything beyond her being attractive and fun to be aroundshe talked about how her bf is paranoid about her cheating on him because his last gf did a study abroad in America and did the same thing when she'd never do such a thingsays she loves him but he wants them to live in his home country while she wants to live in koreahe called her after waking up 3 hours after a night out of drinking until 6amshe mentioned I was here and I felt weird so I took the chance to go to the bathroomshe explained that she likes rap because she likes the tunes and doesn't understand the lyrics, and if she did she'd probably hate itI opened snapchat to see if drunk homegirl got home but instead took a snap of her feet on my lap because I don't actually fucking know why, I abandoned the pic but she asked me why I did it and I had to explain what "I'm on autopilot" meanseverything seems uncertain and shitty for everyone right now and I don't know what the fuck I'm doing anymore. Feels like all there is to do is to have fun in the moment instead.Anyway the girls did a good job representing women and I still like the gender as a whole. Keep it up, ladies. I'll probably regret making this post in the morning because spreadsheet anon is gonna have a fucking field day with this one.
>>33795085good job bro, gotta work out more so this happens to methough they'll call me "short king" instead
>>33795083Yeah there are things that i desire but i can't really apply them physically or just can't compare them like that...It's a bit difficult to explain it fully, sorry if i seem odd about all of that stuff
>>33795046>>33795058I did a side by side read of some western paperback slop from the 70s and a post-2000s fantasy novel and the forgettable western slop scored higher in every category. I've read so many books I now hate reading what's left. The truly talented authors writing truly good fiction books post-2000 are all dead or approaching it fast (ie. Pynchon is like, 90?). I'm so done with shit like Mistborn.
>>33795085What did you do, chad
>>33795089>It's a bit difficult to explain it fullyNtaTry it.
>>33795058It took you 4 months to read a Brando Sando book? The guy's not exactly known for dense prose.>>33795068Never heard of this but it sounds like your bog standard post apocalyspe stuff.
>>33795061>What does the AI even say to the women?Did you read the article?
>>33795089well there's all kiinds of crazy fetishes people have that they can't satisfy in real life because of biology or the laws of physics... just go to /d/ and seefor that stuff, masturbation isn't just possible, it's the only way. isn't it?
>>33795090Books, anime, movies. It's all worse now.
>>33795088it's flattering for sure, i feel a bit too schizo to be chad but she's had great judgment so far so i'll trust her word. i think it has had more to do with vibe than being worked out, though (of which i'm not at all lmao)
>>33795090sanderson's prose is midsanderson's characters are midsanderson's setting and overarching story of the Cosmere is the only part that's interesting and convincing me to continue on with this shit>>33795094no it took me 4 months because I stopped reading for about 2 separate months
>>33794804M, death
>>33795101Such an edgy little boy!
>>33795092i think i come off gentle and high energy, she seems to fuck w/that
>>33795081>What if it's just that i prefer others touching me instead?I think most people enjoy good sex more than they enjoy masturbating. Think of masturbation as practice or training: you need to study your body works.
>>33795090>I've read so many books I now hate reading what's leftI don't think it's realistically possible for you to have read the majority of good novels, let alone all of them.
>>33794968im not indian, im from europe
>>33795095I admit, I don't want to read this shit any more, I don't want to hear any more about the postmodern nightmare I hope we all wake up from soon. I did go and read the article after you called me out and the only takeaway I have from it is "holy crap, I've dated such NPCs I wouldn't even notice if they used chatGPT for every single reply on bumble"Touring test passed, I guess. Or maybe we have failed the Turing Test, I guess.
>>33794814M, I don't go to restaurants>>33794867Probably my phone and it's not that expensive >>33795032Goon seshes are degenerate >>33795046I'm reading a couple of books but they're mid>>33795102LolIt's true though I have no other goals. I fail at literally everything
>>33795093I don't know, i like to feel the strenght, warmth and weight of the other person, and it's not about my own sensations but what they're taking from me or doing, why they enjoy it and suchI can't replicate all of that in the same way alone and if i can't feel the presence of the other person doing things to me i'm just not into it. I can get aroused and all by ideas but just not by masturbation that's all, that feels like just washing an apple idk
ladies, thoughts on neck tattoos on men?
>>33795021Laters
>>33795111Don't tell anyone but i actually like tattoos on men, neck ones can be very cute
What do men want?
>>33795115A woman who loves them and is nice to them
>>33795115
>>33795115To be dead
>>33795108>the only takeaway I have from it is "holy crap, I've dated such NPCs I wouldn't even notice if they used chatGPT for every single reply on bumble"It's clear that ChatGPT does a *better* job than most human males are capable of. I don't think one should blame technology for this, though; one should blame men
>>33795115>What do men want?Skilled blow jobs. That's basically it.
>>33795109Already ban evading, again, huh sexpest.
>>33795116What have you done to deserve that treatment from them?
>>33795126Nothing>>33795123What's it to ya
>>33795110>I don't know, i like to feel the strenght, warmth and weight of the other person, and it's not about my own sensations but what they're taking from me or doing, why they enjoy it and such(NTA) You can't imagine all of that? Or watch a movie/porn with that happening and self-insert?
>>33795045mi have not. i would not. i would also block anyone that did that to me with any regularity. i help train these things, i can tell when text has been generated so likely i would immediately avoid someone that did that generally (i might not at the start because i can't really blame them for trying to optimize the numbers game aspect of dating)
>>33795120Better job at what? Being obedient, formulaic, tedious, and telling people what they want to hear? I don't know, I think I'll be the last person on earth to join this AI bubble. I just don't see what people see in it. I guess that's why I like this website, it's sort of exactly the opposite. Bad grammar and dubious morals, but you can tell you're talking to sentient animals, at least, and not copypasta machines.
>>33795115Purpose and meaning
>>33794804MGet my dream job as a full-time at pest control
>>33795094I like post apocalypse stuff, usually the ideas are better than the actual presentation though
>>33795131>Better job at what?Well, from the article: >They’d matched on the dating app Hinge and built a rapport that quickly became something deeper. “From the beginning he was asking very open-ended questions, and that felt refreshing,” says Rachel. One early message from her match read: “I’ve been reading a bit about attachment styles lately, it’s helped me to understand myself better – and the type of partner I should be looking for. Have you ever looked at yours? Do you know your attachment style?” “It was like he was genuinely trying to get to know me on a deeper level. The questions felt a lot more thoughtful than the usual, ‘How’s your day going?’” she says.
>>33795111Probably too much, but I like tattoos in general
>>33795135Have you read the Lilith's Brood trilogy by Octavia Butler?
>>33795131>I don't know, I think I'll be the last person on earth to join this AI bubble. I just don't see what people see in it.My wife has got very into ChatGPT just this past week or two. She's been using it to write a sort of collaborative fan-fiction, and says she was surprised by how good the output was: that it managed to come up with plot twists that were both logical and unexpected, that it was genuinely funny, and that it captured the way canon characters spoke and acted very accurately.
>>33795141No looked it up. Looks weird hehe
>>33795138Kek. The "attachment style" stuff is funny to me since it's an example of American culture foisting dubious ideas onto the world. Everyone around the planet now has to learn our new fantastic ideas about romantic psychology even though we suck at relationships. I was abroad for a month and it was amusing to see them fumbling with those American-isms, like attachment style, emotional availability, self-worth, manifesting, etc. I wonder if the Italians or Spaniards had conquered the world, if we'd all be having more sex, learning about sex positions or sexual compatibility from them instead. I don't know, maybe I've heard too much of that shit and I'm sick of it. AI is copypasting it because it read it from the articles our journalists have written twenty million times. But like the AI, I read those articles too, I can't imagine wanting to hear that shit on a date. I don't know what my point is, I guess I feel like that formulaic language is how we in the West use psychotherapy-speak to avoid being vulnerable with our real feelings and desires for other people.AI is just helping us do that, I think. Helping people hide from being real and helping them speak in fake-lish.
>>33795123Well I have to get out of bed and do things now an an absolutely dreading it Thank god I at least don't have to go to work today Gonna start drinking now also just get through the day
>>33795146Seems to defeat the point of writing as a creative exercise.
>>33795115tiddies
>>33795110>that feels like just washing an appleThis sounds like an ESL idiom. lolBut anyway, what are some things you like to experience with a potential partner?Your first sentence makes me think if you are primarily interested in being acted upon. Maybe even becoming a sextoy for him, to put it very bluntly. Correct me if I am wrong.
>>33795115The means to live a comfortable life without having to work, and going on adventures from time to time.
I wish I didn't have insomnia. I look like I aged thirty years when I don't get enough sleep.
>>33795159RIPhave you tried any treatments for itI hope your sleep improvesIktf I also slept terribly last night
>>33795149you would do well to scrutinize psychology a bit better. attachment theory is one of the only few useful things to come out of a notoriously shitty field
>>33795115Hunt eattask accomplishmentSecure waifuSexoGodSaying yes dear because her brain is different than yours and she thinks of the other things and it's worth keeping her happy for access to her heavenly whisper in your ear about these other thingsFireThe sun and starsNovel sensory experiences
>>33795161I mean, it's not like I disagree with it as a psychological theory, I minored in psychology and enjoy learning it. I guess I don't like that the whole world is learning more psychology theory and having less sex.It should work like this: we learn more about ourselves and each other -----> We become better partners, lovers, and have more good relationships and good sex.So... why does it look like the opposite? We can communicate better. Empathize better. Understand and listen better.But yet our stupid-ass ancestors who thought psychiatry was evil, medicine was witchcraft, and beating your wife at least once a month is necessary for a good marriage, had three times as much sex as us. We're a species of clowns, aren't we?
>>33795160Can't be assed to look into treatment options. Thanks tho, hope you get some rest too.
Do non white women really lust after white menjust saw some Indian chicks with fat butts at the gym
>>33795171RealI'm sorry though I really hope it does get better for youJust gonna power through the day with coffee and hopefully sleep better tonight (at least the house should be quieter also)
>>33795159Just go for the fucked up femcel look.
>>33795173Not really
>>33795169oh, i doubt the less sex has much to do with psychology entering the zeitgeist at all, much more probable it has to do with environmental contamination coupled with technology making dramatically increasing introversion>We're a species of clowns, aren't we?absolutely and it is exhausting
>>33795123I'm not gonna quit my job cause I need the money but I think I'm just gonna apply to other jobs desu and take the first thing I can get so I can have a fresh start. I hate ruining my reputation and being seen as a crazy loser everywhere I go
>>33795179>I'm not gonna quit my jobGood>I think I'm just gonna apply to other jobs desu and take the first thing I can getWhy? The bar job seems to suit you.>I hate ruining my reputation and being seen as a crazy loser everywhere I goThat's going to keep happening no matter where you go. Better to stay in a good place and let everyone just get used to your idiosyncrasies. IMO.
>>33794814It was a small "italian" place in my hometown but those people retired. They had a good extremely thin crust pizza with thin sliced tomatos ("crispino") and shirazi salad. (Yes I know it's iranian, I learned how to make it too)But now it's probably the indian place over at the beach or the southern cuisine place in my city.
Any ladies want to talk about their experiences with massive cocks?
>>33795189No.. I have no experience
>>33795189I love it when the femanon who only happened to take large cocks talks about it.
>>33795060I woke up to pee and now the rain is too light to fall asleep to. Oops.
>>33795191Would you like to? Is there a particular guy you think of?>>33795192OMG WHERE
>>33795078I just want to help somehow but>>33795079>Personally, I don't get along with normies, never have. I talk to you people because you're weird and insane.Same. Probably the autism in me.
>>33795184Also I could've worked an extra day today 11:30am-10:15pm and made good money but I asked my colleague to cover (tbf he was off sick so prolly appreciates the hours)>The bar job seems to suit youNah I'm terrible at it lol, I'm not good at dealing with people at all, or bantering with people, and cause of my ADHD I'm very forgetful, I'm a bad fit. I imagine they only haven't fired me cause they're desperate for staff>going to keep happening no matter where you goI suppose you're right with this, historically speaking>everyone just get used to your idiosyncrasiesWould you want to work with a bipolar retard who's having hallucinations at work and talks to people who aren't even there kek. It's just not a good lookThanks though, your reasonable input and compassion is appreciated
>>33795115Cute girl's bare feet on my lap
>>33794814i honestly do really love indian food, those fuckers know what they're doing if we're being honest
Femanon, you know misha collins said bill clinton was fuckable, right? Or is this real yaoi for you to schlick to?
>>33795169>our stupid-ass ancestors who thought psychiatry was evil, medicine was witchcraft, and beating your wife at least once a month is necessary for a good marriage, had three times as much sex as us.That simply isn't true. In the days before contraception, not having sex was the only way to avoid pregnancy, and if your health was bad and you had to work, getting pregnant again could kill you. I suspect the vast majority of bedrooms back then were dead.
>>33795173>Do non white women really lust after white menNo.
>>33794867MMy laptop I guess. If that's too easy, then probably my Redwing boots.
>>33795194There is a guy I like, but I don’t know his size hehe. don’t think I can handle anything extreme but I’m open to try
>>33795173indian girls lust after anglos specifically
>>33794814>what’s your favorite restaurant?M. A lot of the places I used to like have closed lately. But there's an Indian place I go to regularly which is quite nice. It's not posh, but they do a lot of special "feast" menus. For their 15th anniversary they did a 15-dish feast which was great value.
>>33795205One way they dealt with it was having the kids (the country method).Another (the city method), from what I heard from old people who lived before contraception, was having a scary amount of abortions. It's something I didn't realize was so common before I heard them explain.
>>33795209>indian girls lust after anglos specificallyThey don't. Their mothers have told them every day of their lives that white men only ever want sex and nothing else from brown women.
>>33795189>Any ladies want to talk about their experiences with massive cocks?F. My ex had an above average sized penis, particularly girthy. He had to get specialist condoms. The sex requires a lot more preparation and some positions are inherently risky.
>>33795214>having a scary amount of abortionsThat happened a lot, yes, but that was also potentially fatal, so not something to embark on lightly.
>>33794791I'm equal parts charmed and terrified by how naive and adhd my girl isI could EASILY cheat on her and gaslight her into thinking it's her pussy's yucky smell or something like that made me cheat and I'm sure she'd see the obgyn to make sure it doesn't stinkI honestly think she sees me as an extension of herself rather than just a boyfriend
>>33795223>The sex requires a lot more preparationWas it worth it?
To womenHow do I know for real real that I'm the best partner my girl has ever had
>>33795224From what I heard, infertility was common after 1-2 abortions, which they talked about as sort of a fortunate side effect, since it meant they could just relax and never had to risk it again or struggle with even more kids. Rather grim to think about today, but I guess that was life.I guess that's what it took to give humanity a positive population growth rate, kek.
>>33795204Bill Clinton is a pedophile
>>33795225What was your question for the opposite gender?
>>33795208When you fantasize about him do you imagine him having a big cock? Do you have a specific image of what it would look like?>>33795223That's hot, what did it feel like taking him for the first time?
>>33795233So can we get that epstein list yet? Or nah?
>>33795225love women who are a danger to themselves
>>33795229If she is satisfied with you, just assume it and relaxIf she was more satisfied with the other guys they would still be boning her
>>33794882NTA but with this fucking logic a lot of women who have a male simp sponsor could declare that their most expensive item is a toothbrush, all while driving a Maybach GLS and wearing clothes that cost 10k.
Is a guy dressing corny a turn off?
My gf pulls my dick way too hard when jerking me offDoes that mean she's jerked off bigger dicks or smaller dicks than meHonestly i can find reasons for both
>>33794791What prison do they let you make waifus in?
>>33795242its a turn on if you can sell it, turn off if not - high risk high reward
>>33795200>Nah I'm terrible at it lol, I'm not good at dealing with people at all, or bantering with people, and cause of my ADHD I'm very forgetful, I'm a bad fit.Hm. You've seemed to be very positive about it up until now. Much more so than the janitor job you had previously. I'm sure that was the manic part of you speaking, but this current low is certainly just your depressive side gaslighting you.>Would you want to work with a bipolar retard who's having hallucinations at work and talks to people who aren't even there kek.Somebody has to. Might as well be coworkers who know what's going on and is used to it. And you don't have to go through the embarrassment of explaining why you are the way you are again and again at every new place. Do a good job and be generally kind and good to work with and I'm sure most people will be willing to tolerate your lows and help cover the slack. That goes in the other direction as well. Being understanding of each others flaws means we can all help each other out in whatever ways are needed in any given day.
>>33795234Oh yes my badTo youWhy are you gay
>>33795245Yeah I'm hoping I can just be self aware and roll with it
>>33795243do you really need to think about this
>>33795243weak penis haver hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
>>33795245How do you "sell" the way you dress? What does this mean?
>>33795250fuckthis one comment really fkn woke me the fuck upthank you
>>33795221I've lived it
I went a whole week without checking out a woman's tits! I'm becoming decent.
>>33795226>>The sex requires a lot more preparation>Was it worth it?Not really. I would rather be with, and would fantasise about, a man with a better fitting penis. Someone I don't have to use lube with and who fits me just perfectly.
>>33795247So, like, are women not pretty to you? That's pretty gay dude.
>>33795255be handsome and confident, unironically
>>33795236Sorry, Epstein list don't real :PHave another UFO hearing instead...
>>33795240I'm not the IRS. The car is not in my name lol
>>33795255when you catch a girl peeking put your arms together so your meaty pecs squish out of your low cut collar and tell her its 50 for a half hour "date"if she haggles go down to 30 but no lower
>>33795264Yeah I am man yeah i like yeah so what if that makes me a gay lord that's just me and I'm proud
>>33795268Was epstein an alien?But fr, let's get that list up here.Patrick, put your hand on the list.The list.The List.
>>33795265Eh, makes sense.I can probably fake an air of confidence. Not much I can do about the handsome part. But then it doesn't matter how I dress, does it.
>>33795247Who says I'm gae?
State GenderWhat old games do (You) play?
>>33795280just dress however you want. there's nothing you can do about being ugly, you can at least have fun on this gay earth.
>>33795273Then why aren't you sucking a dude off right now? Don't you have a free colonoscopy to get to?
>>33795282F. I still replay Pokemon blue once a year.
>>33795282Dota 2
>>33795282MI should replay Fallout and Deus Ex again some time.Also this >>33795287 reminds me I tend to end up replaying Full Throttle about once a year. Bat that's more like a movie than a game at this point.
Help! I'm turning into spider man and I am not ready for the power and its responsibility!
>>33795282MI mostly play old games.Warcraft III, Aoe2, Morrowind, Oblivion, Melee, Dwarf Fortress, XCOM, Medieval 2, F-Zero GX, Kotor, Tetris.
>>33795282MReplay BG1 every few months
>>33795296>every few monthsForest hwat porpoises!?
>>33795282MDead RisingOne of the best games ever imo>Name and rank soldier!
>>33795300I enjoy rolling stats and I enjoy the gameplay as well as the story.
Men, would you let your gf sperg at you about linguistics? Is it too boring?
>>33795294I contend that Sam Raimi made the best spider man movies. Except for 3, but at least Gwen Stacy was really hot.
>>33795307Tell me about generative grammar
>>33795307Girls who are hot and nerdy can go ahead and waste my time talking about anything. I don't mind. When I like a girl I'll ask dumb questions about whatever just to hear her talk.
>>33795307The entire purpose of having a gf is encouraging her to sperg about her interests and reinforcing the positive feedback loop until she reaches critical mass and transcends
>>33795306>I enjoy the gameplay as well as the story.You must have played it so many times if you do it every few months. I can't imagine how it would be possible to still enjoy the story. It must get so old.
>>33795308I liked 3. Mostly because I was a child. as an adult the “You want forgiveness? Get religion” line was really cool and saves the film for me.
>>33795306>I enjoy the gameplayNTARTWP is horrific.
>>33795307That would be lovely. Linguistics is interesting.
>>33795315I also play the same wizard class, pick the same dialogue choices and never really deviate from that. It's not the greatest game ever and the story isn not that good but I like it. I tried bg2 but it was way too big and bloated for me.
>>33795307I like linguistics. It's an underrated but interesting topic
>>33795321This has got to be autism. Or some kind of brain damage.
>>33795307if i'm dating a girl, i want to explore every single thought on her mind and get familiar with it so i can appreciate it.
>>33795318Stop fucking saying NTA at everything. Nobody cares.
>>33795323That anon can join the club, KEK
>>33795307Give examples or I won't give you my linguine.
Men, would you let your gf sperg at you about genitals? Is it too boring?
>>33795325Damn, you're an evil fella.
>>33795282i was playing portal 2 recently. insane how much portal 2 fell out of pop culture, i feel like there was a point where it was one of the biggest things in gaming culture
>>33795325nta. die mad about it ;-)
I still haven't played any GTA any portal or halflife game
>>33795328>>33795307When did I get a gf? Is she a blonde with blue eyes?
>>33795325NtaWhy do you hate atoga so much?
>>33795328>>33795307Wish you would stop spamming absolutely braindead questions that you never follow up on the replies anyway.
Asian goth gf poster. Whatever happened there?
>>33795336Someone got an asian goth gf? Based. Hope it works out for them, or my condolences, whichever is appropriate
>>33795235I imagine going out together or cuddling up with vidya. I fantasize about touching his perfect arms and chest. But I don’t imagine sex stuff, that can wait
>>33795325 (NTA)NTA
>>33795282FDark Souls
>>33795340NTA this is funny
/atoga/ posters getting a software update.
M,Who is the GOT character you most relate to?
>>33795271Way to miss the point completely.
I'm horny!
What's the *start doing this* equivalent for single women
>>33795346Jorah Mormont.
>>33795346Jorah
>>33795352Botox
>>33795333Does that change the hypothetical?>>33795335I asked one of those questions, and I always follow up on replies when I ask something. It as partially a shitpost by copying the first question, but I am actually curious if A&P bores guys.
>>33795335>tfw can't take 20 minutes inbetween /atoga/ posts without anons getting angy>>33795311I'm reading Why Only Us right now, it's one of the reasons I'm very spergy.
>>33795341MGood taste
>>33795325It's better than derailing the thread, faggot.
>>33795341F. Bad taste. Awful taste.
>>33795341Wife material
>>33795282SkyrimNew vegas
>>33795357>A&PWhat is that supposed to be?
>>33795346Tyrion Lannister
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
>>33795341Unlike the others, I primarily find it strange to call that an "old game".
>>33795366Anatomy and physiology.
>>33795346lollys
>>33795312>Girls who are hotRIP>>33795314>>33795324That's actually a really sweet sentiment. >>33795322>>33795320It really is. I took a class in college and it is the only subjects I have not stopped thinking and studying since. It is incredibly fascinating.
>>33795371How was anybody supposed to know that?
>>33795367Bros got one of them Gears of war 3 turrets
>>337953702011 was fourteen years ago.
>>33795367Driving. My aim is shit but I'm a pretty good driver, and unlike my husband I'm really confident driving manual.
Never seen Game of Thrones. I remember when it was really popular and my sister watched it and got excited for episodes.
>>33795369What's good for the goose is good for the gander
>>33795379I... I know...
Dark souls and it's consequences have been a disaster for video games. Inshallah, if I could I'd travel back in time and decapitate everyone who buys it
>>33795375I tend to vastly overestimate the percentage of posters who have ever taken college courses in medical pathways. So would ot be something fun to learn about from a gf?
>>33795374>gf sees an interesting word on the restaurant menu and excitedly whispers to you about its etymology and her wild pet theories about cultural exchanges that must have occurred for it to reach its current form and usage
>>33795357>and I always follow up on replies when I ask somethingYou didn't here: https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/chunk/33785577/#33785823Why do you always lie?>>33795335I agree and it's also the fault of anons for replying to them in the first place and not just ignoring the pointless questions.
>>33795384This.Games should be fun, not punishing.
>>33795369But there's also different nuances to you and to me.
>>33795384>tranimeposter>awful takeIconic
>>33795385nta, I also assume most people here are stemfags and/or must have grown up among stemfags. Often surprised how many blue collar types waste their time here. And sure it's all good, even though I probably memorized and forgot all of it at some point anyway
Grooms that cry at their weddings are weird
>>33795387I don't know think that was me. I haven't asked that question in a long while after someone broke down like the three possible reactions men have to any sort of nonfatal medical condition.
>>33795386I do stuff like that all the time, mostly while reading in English and finding a word I never saw before. I have an etymology app on my phone to check if my guesses are correct lol
>>33795388I never got this. Sure it's hard at the beginning like every game but after beating it it's just a cake walk. For every ds. It's still a good game.
>>33795385I think it could be implement in some roleplay for certain.E.g. you are a sex doctor and have to show me hands-on where things are. Or I am your test subject.Usually I'm the dominant one, but this sounds like a fun idea to play a more passive/oblivious role.
>>33795394>even though I probably memorized and forgot all of it at some point anywayIf a man can somehow unlearn the origin and insertion points for the sternocleidomastoid, how the FUCK am I supposed to trust him to remember anything ever?
>>33795393Roll slop has killed countless of video games, it's cancerous design
>>33795388You don't get to define what's fun for others.
>>33795402kek. it's partly a good thing though. It also means a guy forgets all the dumb, embarrassing, and mean things you do
>>33795374Did you know that for Far Cry Primal they hired a couple of linguists to reverse engineer proto-indoeuropean and invent a fictional proto-proto-indoeuropean to imagine what language might have sounded like 12000 years ago. All the voice acting is performed in dialects of this conlang.It's the most interesting bit about the game and the reason I wanted to play it.... Sorry. That's the most interesting thing I could think of to say on the subject of linguistics.
>>33795401Oh for sure. I wish a bf could think me taking the time to point out the different parts of his dick, with proper names of separate tissue types and shit like that, was both hot and smart of me.
>>33795405But I never forget my stupid and cringe mistakes, so they always haunt me regardless.
Ice cream time.
>>33795399>taking your gf on a trip to a country that uses a different language in the same linguistic group so she can ooh and aah over all the vaguely familiar words and helping her write a list of the best ones so we can look them up before bedMaybe some women don't deserve hate after all.
>>33795388For some people overcoming challenges is the fun part. The more punishing it is the greater the feel when you finally overcome it.
>>33795406That is actually really cool. I'll look into it.I wonder what they did for prosody... I'll be back after studying.
>>33795414As long as there are easy ways to diffuse the nerves, that's fine though.
>>33795411that's what the guy is good for, though>oh i don't remember that. you look cute right now though, babe. hug
>>33795408Would you be wearing a lab coat or some other outfit that would set make you the doctor/specialist or something?Crap, getting kind of horny here, and now I want to hear explained in great detail how my body works as I pump into you...I think it's hot if a woman understands what drives a man to lust. Even on a biological level. Maybe that's even hotter, since it's something that I can deny and just have to give in.
>>33795419I am working on accepting that. For now, a bf not taking something seriously that I'm sorry about or embarrassed by makes it feel like he thinks I'm dumb or need to be coddled. I know that's not the case, but it's my instinct.
Women, would (You) help Brad Pitt in his time of need? >>>/tv/215185764
I love women!
>>33795420A doctor/scientist/nurse roleplay would be hot as fuck. I've been thinking about it more and more at work. I could totally sterilize and bring home some lab coats and stuff. I want to wear full PPE, like I'm talking protective goggles and gloves and all that, and give a handjob while talking all about the processes that go into a guy cumming.
>>33795408Tell us the forbidden anatomy knowledge that you exploit to gain advantage in your dealings with the menfolk...
>>33795400It's because dummies go towards the skeletons in the beginning
>>33795426I'm not too big on handjobs, but I think that kind would turn me on.Do you think such a "clinical" environment would make it easier for you with the cum?
>>33794814The arab food place at the mall. Their kebab is so good and one of the ladys that worked there is very pretty
>>33795425It's too early to talk about tits. Can we talk about butts instead?>>33795428Unironically, I make men I date think I'm smart hy showing them cool little A&P tricks meant to engage and impress freshmen who are afraid of the class. Like getting a guy to stare at me a lot while I show him the optic nerve's blind spot.
Men, would you have your gf fuck a pornstar if you could fuck a pornstar of your choice? Women, would you have your bf fuck a pornstar if you could fuck a pornstar of your choice? Assume raw but no risk of STDs.
>>33795417https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wenja_language
>>33795436>Men, would you have your gf fuck a pornstar if you could fuck a pornstar of your choice?No I hate cheating.
>>33795436I'd watch her fuck Dani Daniels
>>33795432Oh for sure. With my gloves on, I feel invincible. Even I can admit that cum is not dangerous at all compared to some of the bacteria I work with. I think E. coli smells better than jizz, but that's just down to me having a bias that doesn't reflect actual danger.
>>33795403Roll slop is a problem, yeah. Dark Souls is awesome, but its sequels (particularly DS3) let you spam it too much. Then Elden Ring tried to counter roll spam by making all the bosses spaz out with 30-hit combos, and it's shit. Thankfully, games like AI Limit and Code Vein take the good parts of the Souls formula and expand on them, and they're incredibly fun.
>>33795434>Is that a euphemism for rape novels?Yes
>>33795436>Women, would you have your bf fuck a pornstar if you could fuck a pornstar of your choice?Fuck no. Why would I want to fuck a pornstar if I have a bf already?
>>33795436>Men, would you have your gf fuck a pornstar if you could fuck a pornstar of your choice?No, that's fuckin' nasty.
>>33795434I'm into that, but I won't pretend that my niche preferences reflect what most women want, nor do I think that any women want that most of the time even if they're into the kink.
>>33795435Sounds like witchcraft to me, and you're confessing to using to enthrall men?
>>33795423I used to think we (M) were the simp gender, but it seems like women will do literally anything for Chad (or Brad in this case).
>>33795352Same thing?
>>33795449>>33795446>>33795439Are you trolling me? You really wouldn't bang some hot girl?
>>33795400>it's just a cake walkOnly reason I beat it is because I had my brother sitting next to me basically forcing me to play it and feeding me wiki info. And because I just happened to choose the two-handed sword as my main weapon.
>>33795360>>33795363Thanks! You guys have a favorite build?>>33795362What do you like?
>>33795451Science isn't witchcraft. Just because I literally mix up concoctions that change colors when I add things to them doesn't mean it's magic or malicious.
>>33795456I'd assume I find my gf hot so I could just bang her
>>33795458>Thanks! You guys have a favorite build?Apple/inverted triangle
>>33795436Why would I need to fuck a pornstar if I have a girlfriend? A girlfriend is much better than a pornstar.
>>33795435Why? Are yours too small?
>>33795458I like everything over fucking Dark Souls. It's the worst. So boring to watch.
>>33795464That's JH you noob
>>33795464Don't fucking start this.
>>33795459The charges only mount in severity. You know what? Burning's too light a punishment for your ilk. I'm tricking you into putting on the gloves with superglue and jizz smeared on the inside so you can't take it off, then making you beg for the bottle of solvent, as you realize in horror the bottle cap is also SLATHERED in jizz which is preventing you from getting a grip on it to break the protective plastic seal.
>>33795460>>33795463There's not a single women outside of your gf who'd you have sex with? Like not even out of curiosity? Not because she's more attractive than your gfMan get off your high horse and be honest. I'm no degenerate but I could name five, just because there are girls ITT doesn't mean you should hold back
>>33795457Sounds fun.
>>33795456Bang a whore and also my gf cucks me with a malewhore? What is the upside?
>>33795458>What do you like?JH doesn't play vidya. She's too uncoordinated and neurotic.
>>33795459>doesn't mean it's magicMight as well be. Anything you don't understand might as well be magic, and any magic system might as well be science if it's consistent enough.
>>33795370It’s a long time ago. I played it when I was 8
>>33795471No. Genuinely the thought of having sex with a woman I am not in a commited relationship disgusts me.
>>33795384Hard to imagine the gamer with this take. What do you like? CoD?
>>33795477>>33795473>>33795463>>33795449Fucking tradcucks, man.
>>33795473There ought to be some drawback because otherwise everyone would say yes. I still thought most people would say yes just to get some spice
>>33795472I guess. I just don't think games should need external info sources to be playable.
>>33795458DEX builds are always reliable. I hate getting stuck in slow animations, and magic builds feel too easy.
>>33795470Honestly the super glue and solvent are scarier than the jizz. At least I know now that jizz doesn't melt my skin.
>>33795482"tradcuck" is the dumbest insult you could possibly come up withBeing trad is ONLY way you CANNOT be a cuck
>>33795465Watch?
Went back to university. I'm a 1st year at 23. It was funny to me hearing other students talking and joking between each other and calling this 2004 girl an old person.
>>33795475I never thought about it that way. I guess everything becomes purely theoretical if you break it down enough.>>33795480Not anally specifically, no.>>33795490Yeh. I don't play many games, but I've watched partners play games.
>>33795489>doubling down on his bullshitLol, whatever you say, tradcuck.
>>33795436I don't want my GF to fuck anyone but me, and I don't want to fuck anyone but my GF. Admittedly, I wish my GF would want to do some of the things I've seen in porn, but it's not a big deal.
>>33795493>Lol, I'm stupid and I don't even care!
>>33795492How's your harem doing? Do you ever do PDAs to dunk on the tradcucks?
>>33795471>There's not a single women outside of your gf who'd you have sex with?No pornstars at least. And not enough to be worth the jealousy of gf doing the same. And not enough to risk a good relationship over.
>>33795499Very good, and no not really. I save that stuff for when it can turn into sex.
>>33795487Old JH would have responded with a "Fuck you", followed by a lurid description of how disgusted and angry she was at being subjected to such verbal filth.
>>33795500That was a thing before zoomers. It wasn't zoomers who made all the memes about "side chicks".
>>33795489>Being trad is ONLY way you CANNOT be a cuckThat's not how cheating works.
>>33795481Who wants to be a gamer in 2025? You have battlepass slop, gachaslop, SBMM slop, AI slop.... Playing AAA games means getting fucked by monetization.I only buy indie games I really really like and which are in development, CRPGs from Owlcat and other indie stuff I can't pirate
>>33795506You can't reason with tradcucks
>>33795482That has very little to do with tradcuckery and just being monogamous.If I am with a woman, I love her more than anybody else and she is by far the most desirable person to me.Why would I downgrade to somebody else?
>>33795504At the risk of sounding indoctrinated, I'm starting to get over jizz. Having it on my butt and it not burning my skin or feeling weird after it's wiped off has highlighted how unserious it actually is.
>>33795514Chad cures all ills
>>33795514I wonder if your previous partners would be offended to hear you say that after you made them ejaculate into towels and the like, treating it like it was horribly disgusting.
>>33795436Can I pick the guy for her?
>>33795509And I play gacha games but gacha games have way better monetization than most western triple As. I get so mad even thinking about buying a modern game, opening it up and being welcomed with cash shop and a battlepass. At least gacha is F2P, you can quit any time, you spend as you play instead of one big upfront purchase. And that's without getting into optimisation, gacha is actually incredibly well optimised for smartphones while modern vidya fucking blowsGah
>>33795511You can't reason with people who use the word "cuck".
>>33795521Honestly, I think it's only possible I made this much progress because we're a team. It feels like that pit stop in NASCAR where they change the tires super fast, but instead she wipes the cum off me while he cleans himself so it's all gone in an instant.
>>33795523Lol, she did that to at least one virgin too. Rules are different for Chads.
>>33795523I hope not. I acknowledge that it was a dumb way to think, but it was how I genuinely felt, so it's not like it came from a place of disrespect or maliciousness.
>>33795514>>33795523>JH will never scold you for whining about "intimacy" as she forces you to stick your penis in a Schlenker, jerking you off into the beaker so it can be safely disposed of without risk of contaminationI don't have enough disk space for all these new fetishes
>>33795530Whatever you say, tradcuck.
>>33794804>Gender>What is the biggest goal you want to achieve in the next 2-3 years?Move to a different state, find a different job with good benefits, possibly find a guy who'd date me and then marry me, that or get a good car, save up a lot money to build a good house in another country and keep saving up until someday I can run away their
the date was a success. if she doesnt cancel Im going to her house on saturday and were gonna watch a movie
>>33795500Zoomers are more monogamous than millenials
womenhow hard can you hit the punching machineminimum 500 for a random government-assigned bf, and you need 890+ for a lesser chad
>>33794814>Gender, what’s your favorite restaurant? Whether chain or local (don’t name them in that case).I don't remember the name but it good good food
>>33795540Sounds like an easy fetish to satisfy, at least.>>33795542I assume those are euphemisms.
>>33795514maybe one day you'll be one of those "anywhere, but I won't swallow" girls
>>33795546What do greater Chads go for?
>>33795544do you now feel that you were being autistic by worrying so much
>>33795509That’s funny. Dark Souls doesn’t have that
>>33794814F. There's a local sub place that I bring every guy I try to date eventually if possible.
>>33795549I don't want to see it.I'm hesitant to get graphic concerning how, but I've been doing a lot to work on this aversion and I've narrowed down the freakouts to being when I see it up close, smell it strongly, or get it on my hand/arm. And I'm pretty sure I'd puke if I got it on my face. But on the flip side, I've actually been turned on by cum-focused sexual acts in very specific circumstances, so that feels like a metric ton of progress.
>>33795551You need to max it. 999+. Then the employee calls a govt official over to watch you do it again without cheating, and then he'll put you on the Chad waitlist.
>>33795553honestly not really, ive had a lot of bad experiencesbut she seems to be an exception
>>33795560Whoops, meant for >>33795550, not myself.
>>33795545>Girls, it's WWIII.>We are escaping a swarm of killer drones.>One of us is driving. The other one is shooting them down from the back of the truck.>What role would you best be good at, and what would be our chance of survival?Some zoomers not all zoomers
I think yesterdays bread buns turned out okay. Nothing amazing to impress anyone with, but edible an not bad.
>>33795568Post buns.
>>33795554That's true. I mean I liked the first two, third got a little bit of boring but I'd still do it even if it meant killing myself in the progress.
>>33795574I don’t think having strong opinions is good for you, too dumb
>>33795569
I used to fantasize about my hot teachers a lot in the 8th and 9th grade. I would ask them questions about homework after class and often stayed for extra lessons beyond the mandatory ones. One of my fantasies started with the teacher getting on a chair to reach something, and I would hold the chair for her and help her down. But nothing like that ever happened between us, although I once accidentally saw her nipple when she leaned over to help me.
>>33795584I will forever tell myself that none of the kids I taught felt this way. It's too messed up.
if I can land a cute girl than maybe any of you can
>>33795590That's just your weird american puritanism speaking
>>33795590The height and tits (or lack thereof) probably threw them off, but I'm sure you found a place on some student's goonshrine after they realized you weren't just one of the professor's children tagging along for work.
>>33795540>SchlenkerA what now?
>>33795583Why is the bottom of it...?
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>>33795555Wtf isnt that weird
>>33795609._.
>>33795606a chemical bong that lets you prevent gas contamination
>>33795594All the cute girls rejected me.
>>33795616maybe the next one wont
>>33795594It's over
>>33795613/-_-\
>>33795609.-.
>>33795594>thanYou meant "then", uneducated lower class white trash.
>>33795622\/•o•\/
>>33795555>>33795612I think in this case sub means submarine sandwhich
>>33795625(‿ˠ‿) Ɑ͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ ̶͞ لں͞
>>33795624you will never land a cute gf
>>33795628I already have twice.
>>33795597Is it?>>33795599This just feels like a minefield to actually talk about.
>>33795627/O_O\
Ladies how do you feel about a guy who’s awake drunk at 7 am screaming and wailing like a banshee? Screaming. But he’s super smart and sexy and funny and has a huge dick.
>>33795618I'm burnt out and can't bother anymore.
>>33795633You'll never beat the allegations anyway, why not just embrace it?
>>33795636Feel like I never want to be around someone like that
>>33795639Yeah that makes sense. An unstable guy might feel unsafe to be around.
>>33795624You've got a tight ass there, anon.
>>33795594>if I can land a cute girl than maybe any of you canIt hurts more to hope...
I’m a sensitive guy. I listen to Kate Bush. Please girlfroind for me pls.
I bet I can land any girl. I just don't know how.
>>33795645I’ll take the easiest bet ever given
>>33795638I mean like it'll always be uncomfortable to talk about regardless of what anyone involved has to say on the subject, so it's not worth discussing.
>>33795640Is it you?
I just want a girlfriend who smokes and gets mad when I ask her if she can quit who hocks a cigarette-flavored loogie in my mouth and tells me to stick my tongue out if I want her to quit so she can put it out on my tongue. Is that so much to ask?
>>33795594Fat chance
>>33795652It's so weird that the idea of abusing a bf like that makes me viscerally sick, but I get off on the fantasy of a bf absolutely beating the shit out of me while he fucks me and calls me slurs.
>>33795650I don’t think so
>>33795634(っ´ཀ`)っ ( • )( • )
>>33795657>It's so weirdNTA but I think it would be weirder if you were into both.
For menHow much of a dealbreaker are ugly teeth?I didn't follow care directions well enough when I had braces in middle school and now I have ugly decalcified spots like pic related. Asked my small town local dentist what could be done and they only offer bleaching but said that wouldn't actually make the teeth one uniform color, just that it makes everything whiter including the spots. Questioning whether it's worth it to go to a big city dentist and spend thousands of dollars trying to fix this when I'm already poor.
>>33795657Well the "abuser" is granted a lot of fetishistic license in both fantasies so it's natural that it feels weird to overlap it with your self.
>>33795658You should know so!
>>33795663I could care less about your decalcified spots
>>33795662Really? Wouldn't that be less hypocritical?>>33795666I think I get it.
>>33795663Fine as long as your breath doesn't stink.
>>33795663For the men that you want it really is a deal-breaker, sorry to inform you.
>>33795307>Men, would you let your gf sperg at you about linguistics?Sure. Passion is sexy.
>>33795674Chad?
>>33795325>Stop fucking saying NTA at everything. Nobody caresNTA, but I care.
>>33795663As long as the teeth are roughly aligned and aren't yellow or brown like a smoker or anything, you're fine. God, the insecurities you women have are always over the most trivial bullshit no reasonable person will care about. Watch, I'll samefag a response to your post calling your teeth a hideous deal-breaker, and you'll give that post a (You) but not this one. You'll form your reality around the negative comments in order to reinforce the bullshit in your own head. Get over yourself already.
>>33795672>hypocriticalWhy do you think of hypocrisy?Somebody being into receiving the same that they enjoy to dish out sexually is rather rare. I mean unless you are some boring vanilla cunt/dick.I'm quite dominat and while I can see there being occasonally fun in ebing the less dominant part, generally I would not be compatible with a woman who wants to do subby shit to me.
>>33795328>Men, would you let your gf sperg at you about genitals? Is it too boring?My gf kind of does, actually. It's cool.
>>33795663You can always get grillz to hide them.
>>33795307We could cuddle with hot tea or hot chocolate while you talk about linguistics
>>33795678Unless you also look at guys with imperfect teeth, this conversation is pointless.
>>33795626I still find strange she'd take different guys to her favorite sandwich place.
>>33795346>Who is the GOT character you most relate to?Samwell Tarly, obviously.
>>33795663Sorry, that just really puts me off. I can't say whether most men would hate it, but I couldn't tolerate it, myself.
>>33795685Of all the classless retard things to do, this is the most
>>33795688The workers there have a betting pool on how many different guys she brings there every month, it's usually about 5.
>>33795414>I cannot imagine living with someone 24/7 and them not getting on my nerves or me getting on their nerves.No one lives with anyone 24/7, unless they're being held prisoner. You go out of the house separately sometimes.
>>33795688Its not like a sit down resteraunt or bar where they know you and talk to you.A sub shop you get in line make and order and fuck off. You are an npc to the npcs behind the counter.
>>33795436>Men, would you have your gf fuck a pornstar if you could fuck a pornstar of your choice?My gf wouldn't want to, so no.
>>33795695Tell that to my last gf. Or even to just let me read or play vidya for a bit.It was like she couldn't self entertain and needed my full attention at every moment
>>33795702That's your ex's fault, not a general rule.
>>33795663>For men>How much of a dealbreaker are ugly teeth?I'd barely even notice. Having constantly bad breath would be a problem, though - do you look after them now?
>>33795636>But he’s super smart and sexy and funnyOkay, maybe. >and has a huge dick.Oh, then no. Deal-breaker.
>>33795663Those teeth are not ugly.
>>33795396No, they're based.
>>33795704I think im going to give up on dating since you might be incorrect
>>33795436No.
>>33795115Blonde gf
>>33795734Sounds logical.
>>33795436Mno, there's no pornstar that comes close to >her
>>33795546I don't know where one is.
>>33795737She'd be hotter if she was a brunette.
>>33795608That's the top half, I ate the bottom half already.Oh, you mean why the picture is from the underside? Because the point was to show the bun, not the toppings.
>>33795736But Charlie is basically a whore/pornstar since he gets paid to do whatever people ask of him
>tfw no brunette gf
It's a beautiful crisp autumn day where I am.GenderHave you been outside today?
>>33795746You supposed to put the meat between 2 buns.The whole point is keep hand clean wtf
>>33795744lieslieslies
>>33795748I don't know pornstars.It's not that deep.
>>33795753No I woke up like an hour ago
>>33795436>Women, would you have your bf fuck a pornstar if you could fuck a pornstar of your choice?No. I have zero interest in fucking someone other than him, and him cheating on me is painful to even think about. Plus porn and porn stars are kind of gross.
What's with the freakout?
Will women's sexual preferences and expectations from their bf be shaped by literotica and "romance" novels the same way men's sexual preferences and expectations were shaped by porn?Will women be disappointed when they don't get to date a 6'5 vampire/mafia boss/CEO with male model features and a dominant personality?
>>33795754But this way I get two open sandwiches instead of one sandwich. I get to put on more toppings and get to enjoy my sandwich for longer. Keeping hands clean is a non-issue.
>>33795698I'm not an npc, stop reflecting/projecting you ignoramous dumbass
what's the male equivalent of blowjobs?As in something you do that, at best, you're ambivalent towards, and at worst actively disgusts you, but you do it anyway to make your partner happy?
>>33795760Make sure to go outside while it's still morning.
>>33795764A lot of people think large age gaps are wrong. Especially younger people.>>33795767Some might. Personally I do not really care for it. Also would rather die to ask my husband to "choke me like in the porn I read", ew.
>>33795776>As in something you do that, at best, you're ambivalent towards, and at worst actively disgusts you, but you do it anyway to make your partner happy?That is NOT how most women feel about blow jobs.
>>33795776Cunnilingus.
>>33795777Why not the afternoon?
>>33795776>something you do that, at best, you're ambivalent towards, and at worst actively disgusts you, but you do it anyway to make your partner happySpeak for yourself, anonette.
>>33795753F. Yeah. Picked some pumpkins from the garden this morning, tended to the chickens, went grocery shopping and went on a small walk with my mom just now.
>>33795779>Also would rather die to ask my husband to "choke me like in the porn I read", ew.We know, you would rather die than communicate. He should read your mind and know to do it without you asking.
>>33795775That's exactly what an npc would say. (I didn't say you were one I said the sub shop employees see you as one)
>>33795782You should go outside in the afternoon too, but it's really nice when the day is still fresh.
>>33795776My gf frequently tells me that she enjoys me being in her mouth even more than she enjoys me being in her cunt. I do not accept the premise of your question.
>>33795776Listen to her about her day
>>33795788I ask him if I want to try something, it's no big deal. I'd never ask him to act out a scene from porn lol it's weird.
>>33795787Lovely.
>>33795780>>33795784I think if you gave most women the option to not do it anymore, they wouldn't do it. Blowjobs are not something women look forward to generally and the only time it ever gets talked about is when they're asking on how to get better at it for their bf's sake or how gross it is.>>33795781I've never heard of a man that doesn't like eating pussy.
>>33795795>Blowjobs are not something women look forward to generallyThey're top 3 part of sex for me.>I've never heard of a man that doesn't like eating pussy.LMAO
>>33795776I disagree with the premise of your question. As a married man, my wife is indeed ambivalent towards giving me oral, but she doesn't "do it anyway" to make me happy. I haven't gotten a blowjob even once so far this year.
>>33795795>I've never heard of a man that doesn't like eating pussy.I think it's on about the same level as women liking sucking dick.
>>33794791Went on a first date with a girl, it was ok. Dunno what I'm trying to do now...When I had talked to her before I thought that we clicked really well, last night wasn't bad but it wasn't great either... I had just gotten my tires popped and replaced so I was in a bit of bad mood, she was tired from her epilepsy medication, and the fun amusement park date got replaced by a dinner date at a burger place (I hate dinner dates, especially for first dates).I would normally drop her, but I just moved to a new town and I don't have any backups so this is the best I can do for the next month or two
>>33795795You are a terrible troll.
my ex moid's bimbo got plastic boobs, I wonder if he paid for it
Women, my absolutely ideal dynamic is me treating you like a princess while we are outside, inviting you to travels and nice restaurants.But at home, in the bedroom especially, I degrade and fuck the shit out of you. Train you to be a good fucktoy and get your holes properly broken in.Thoughts?
>>33795795>I think if you gave most women the option to not do it anymore, they wouldn't do it. Blowjobs are not something women look forward to generallyWrong, wrong, wrong. Look, anon, if you don't enjoy blowjobs yourself, that's fine; no right-thinking man is going to pressure you into doing something you don't like. People like different things; it's cool. But you need to understand that you're the exception and not the rule, here.
>>33795797>They're top 3 part of sex for me.that's because of your bf's reactions though, not because you enjoy the act itself, is it?If he just sat there with a straight face while you did it, you wouldn't do it, because you're doing it for him.Men that like eating pussy like it in a vacuum, regardless of how women feel about it.
>>33795804Why are you still thinking about him? You couldn't find anyone better? Lol
>>33795804>I wonder if he paid for itIs that something he would do?
>>33795795Weird. I personally love giving bjs, and I've had exes who didn't want to eat me out.
>>33795795>I've never heard of a man that doesn't like eating pussyThat made me genuinely LOL.
>>33795804She could be brafrauding, that or she had people pay for it
>>33795807t.
>>33795809If you did it in a vacuum you would die from the lack of air
>>33795789Nope cope seethe and mald you normalfag
>>33795807>Thoughts?We'll never be at home.
>>33795804do they look nice?
>>33795820then I'd die doing what I love.
>>33795807you sound indian
>>33795809I think every sex act is unenjoyable if you do it with soemone who isn't into it. Unless you're a rapist, I guess.I like that he loves it, and of course I love the way his body reacts to me. But I also like doing it, I enjoy giving him head. It's fun.
>>33795807>>33795819
>>33795807Too extreme in both directions. I want to be loved and appreciated in public, but I want us to be equals. I love getting to provide just as much as I like receiving.And in bed, I love rough stuff, but I still want to be respected and given some agency.
>>33795807I'm very glad I don't date you.
>>33795776>but you do it anyway to make your partner happy?That's not really a nice way to treat sex with a partner. If your partner and yourself don't agree in opinions in sex to the point of you agreeing to rape that should be the end of the relationship.And don't give me that crap "All relationships compromise their own boundaries" because no they don't and shouldn't on bodily autonomy because that's actually mentally unhealthy.
Not that anon, but why is it that when men say they like blowjobs or assume women like them, then women will immediately go on the defensive and act like sucking dick is like a punishment you'd have to serve for being a war criminal pedophile.But when men say that women DON'T like blowjobs, women will say the exact opposite and claim that they couldn't survive a week without a dick in their mouths.Why do women have this primordial urge to be a fucking contrarian for no reason?
>>33795809So I guess you don't enjoy kissing either?
>>33795839They hate that you enjoy it
>>33795839I think it's because different women have different feelings about giving blowjobs, and both speak their mind about the subject.
>>33795839>Why do women have this primordial urge to be a fucking contrarian for no reason?Your reaction is enjoyable.
>>33795807Glad that you are single and will likely stay that way. I'm a traveling princess outside regardless of your presence. And I have boundaries you will not break.
>>33795835NTA, but there's a line between compromising bodily autonomy and "that's not my preferred way to do things, but I'll do it for you".
>>33795839The urge to disagree is stronger than the urge to agree. That's also why the best way to get a question is answered is to provide the wrong answer. People are more motivated to correct a wrong answer than they are to answer the original question.As for my disagreement, this is not a feminine trait. Men are 100% just as guilty in this behavior.
Women are entitled to cunnilingus, but men aren't entitled to blowjobs.Agreed?
>>33795839>anon learning that women aren't a monolith in real time
>>33795852FYes
>>33795849No there isn't. You're compromising your own bodily autonomy directly by rolling over and accepting whatever. Stand the fuck up and tell that dick to go fuck himself.
>>33795852Nobody is entitled to any sexual act. Part of dating is finding someone you're sexually compatible with so that everyone involved enjoys everything going on.
>>33795847>I'm a princessWhen they gave you the pea-under-mattress test, you flattened the bed.
>>33795839Because some women hate it, some women love it, and some women are like "meh, I can deal with it if it makes him happy". And no matter which position you take the other group is going to feel called out.I feel like any reasonably well adjusted adult should understand that this is how the world works. Why do I need to explain this on a forum that requires you to be over 18 to post here?
>>33795858I'm gonns stuff a pea in your urethra and see if you can sleep.
>>33795844but conveniently never at the same time.
>The Tybee Island mid-air collision was an incident on February 5, 1958, in which the United States Air Force lost a 7,600-pound (3,400 kg) Mark 15 nuclear bomb in the waters of Tybee Island near Savannah, Georgia, United States. During a night practice exercise, an F-86 fighter plane collided with the B-47 bomber carrying the large weapon.Wow, moids are so competent and responsible
>>33795852Fuck off.
>>33795852Girls will lose respect for you if you do it and it causes throat cancer because the vagina is acidic.
>>33795849> there's a line between compromising bodily autonomy and "that's not my preferred way to do things, but I'll do it for you".(NTA) No, there isn't. And I say that as someone with considerable BDSM experience. *Every* act of sex must be enjoyable for both parties. Obviously it doesn't matter *why* you enjoy it: maybe it's because you're submissive and knowing you're giving your partner pleasure is hotter than the heat of a thousand suns; if so, that's fine! But that doesn't mean you aren't enjoying it, it means you are enjoying it immensely, and it's making you unbelievably aroused, just not necessarily for the same reasons. Doing something that you don't enjoy for any reason at all just because your partner likes it is something that should NEVER happen.
>>33795865>the vagina is acidicMaybe your mom's
>>33795856Yes, there is. If you aren't willing to identify your hard no's and the things you just don't prefer, you're doing yourself a disservice. Trying new things or getting new perspectives from your bf is one of the best aspects of dating. Forgoing your favorite things to mix things up, especially for the sake of someone you know and trust deeply enough to have your best interests in kind, is normal.
>>33795852>Women are entitled to cunnilingus, but men aren't entitled to blowjobs.>Agreed?Well, honestly, yes.
>>33795115on paper- a lot of things like- a bubbly personality, strong Christian morals, likes/wants kids, intelligent, doesn't smoke/do drugs, opinionated, /fitlit/, cute, but can be tall or short, and basically any racein reality- a cute gyaru who defies all my morals and I only realize it's wholly irrational when asked specifically what I like
>>33795865>it causes throat cancer because the vagina is acidic.It doesn't generally cause throat cancer; when it does, it's because of HPV.
>>33795863Don't look up the Broken Arrows map
>>33795853>>33795859>Women aren't a hivemind
>>33795863>The last example she could find of moids messing up was 67 years ago.
>>33795875
>>33795866>Doing something that you don't enjoy for any reason at all just because your partner likes it is something that should NEVER happenYou're being hyperbolic. Obviously nobody should grit their teeth through something they can literally find no enjoyment in. Communicating that strong of a disinterest should be effective and definitive in a relationship. But doing missionary even though I greatly prefer doggy doesn't mean I'm letting my bf take advantage of me or sacrificing my own wants. Sex should be enjoyable at a base line, because you're spending time having fun with the person you love. Even if I don't prefer that position, taking the time to do it with him is enjoyable in an overall way. If it was so unpleasant that I would say I totally hate it, then I think I see what you're saying.
>>33795870We're not talking about that at all. We're talking about "I explicitly do not like that at all." not "I have no idea what that is so I don't want that."Because most of the time, we know what we like and don't like in sex. So stop projecting stupid onto people that have regular sex.
>>33795865>it causes throat cancerMaybe you should be the first and only one eating your wife's pussy
>>33795876Has any woman lost a nuclear weapon in the sea at any point in the history?
>>33795865Throat cancer comes from HPV. The real danger to men is that a lot of insurance plans won't cover HPV vaccinations for men.God Bless Luigi, btw.
>>33795875>>33795880Lmfaooo
Does Georgia have better moids than Florida?
>>33795886where's the female insurance CEOs that will change this?
>>33795885A woman lost the fucking Heart of the Ocean in the sea...
>>33795881There's a world of difference between "this isn't my favourite but I still like it" and "I don't enjoy this".
>>33795880>men like cute blonde girls>"Yes we do">women like Chad>"UMMMM ACKSHUALLY, WE ARE NOT A MONOLITH, WE ARE QUITE DIVERSE IN OUR TASTES"
>>33795890Probably. At least they aren't american.
>>33795885... Well, no, I don't think so.There was that time a woman got herself killed by crashing an F-14 into an aircraft carrier.
>>33795894Brunettes are more attractive, though.
>>33795865>Girls will lose respect for youYour dumb throat cancer comment made everyone ignore this essential part. Pussylickers are submissive worms and command 0 respect
>>33795880you'd pay to NOT have sex with any of them, so your point is irrelevant.
>>33795861I don't think most people reply to say "I agree with you, good job"
>>33795894>>33795897I like redheads.
>>33795852Sure, I'd be happy with a relationship where the only sex we have is cunnilingus desu as long as we can do foreplay stuff as well
>>33795890If you prefer Americanized Koreans and Americanized Black people, yeah. Florida Blacks are more Caribbean in culture; still dangerous, but better food.
Foids do you ever notice when a guys height is attributed by their shoes
>>33795753MaleYeah, I fed a few cats
>>33795900not verbatim, but people here usually like to insert themselves everywhere and give their 2cts on almost any topic regardless of how insignificant their opinion is. So it's very curious that when it comes to that topic in particular women all of a sudden ARE a hivemind.
>>33795884Good luck with that in 2025.
>>33795908<3
>>33795885>Has any woman lost a nuclear weapon in the sea at any point in the history?This is on a par with suggesting that babies must be excellent Formula One race car drivers because no Formula One car has ever crashed with a baby at the wheel.
>>33795901Based
>>33795663None as long as you'll bite me with them
Women, let's be honest, you secretly wish the male suicide rate was higher, right?
>>33795753No ive been terminally online since the minute I woke up. Gotta place all my incel rage into something or else the sad thoughts will creep up again!
>>33795907I wanna see his feet.
>>33795909We're clearly not, tho. You noticed yourself that there are women who hate sucking dick and women who love it. ITT. At all times.
Women, would you prefer to be friends with a guy first, before you date him?Or have him ask you out directly within the first few times of meeting you?
>>33795882We're talking about fucking blowjobs here. I think there's a gradient where preferences blend with apathy, so it comes down to individuals deciding what they want and don't want to do. Compromise is valid when you're comfortable enough to do or try something you may not prefer because it doesn't bother you and overall doesn't negatively impact your enjoyment of the time you spend with them while simultaneously making them happy.
>>33795917Femcel footfag? Is it you this time?
>>33795915Women secretly wish the female suicide rate was higher, to thin out the competition.
>>33795915No. There are very few people I wish death for, but I don't wish the pain of losing a loved one to suicide on anyone.
>>33795918>there are women who hate sucking dickare those in the room with us right now?
>>33795921No. You just inspired me to google this.
>>33795923Women dont have to care about competition
>>33795915No, I wish for many things but not that.
>>33795594Be careful with those hopes I actually managed a date with my drean girl and when we next talked "it was just a date dude"
>>33795927>Google thisGoogle what
>>33795919damn, I guess once I'm friends with a foid, she is permanently eliminated from my dating pool.Good to know.
>>33795919I want us to be friendly, but not friends. Meeting 3-4 times and then asking out is appropriate.>>33795926Yeah, probably.
>>33795919>Women, would you prefer to be friends with a guy first, before you date him?>Or have him ask you out directly within the first few times of meeting you?Not sure, maybe?
>>33795917>>33795921Oh I just realized it's you, Valk. Whoops
>>33795894Actually, last night, my friend started asking me what my type was when we were out drinking and I struggled to answer her. I think it was because I was on the spot and I kind of like all non-overweight women with pretty faces- tall or short, titcow or flat, light-haired or dark-haired, curly or wavy. I don't know why it was hard to answer. It got easier when she started talking about personalities
>>33795875>the daughters>>33795880>the fathers
>>33795919>"I want you to think of me as different from all the other girls.">"No, wait, not like that."What do women mean by this?
>>33795929>nooo I don't want all the ugly sad virgins to kill themselves...right
>>33795893I don't enjoy hikes, but I enjoy spending time with my bf enough that I go on hikes with him. So I guess I can say "I specifically enjoy hikes with my bf", but not generally. Maybe that's where I'm splitting hairs about this.
I’m coining a new term called the “Twitter Fallacy” which states that it is a great logical error to assume someone’s opinion is equally valid or as important as another, just because they express their beliefs on a platform where all thoughts are presented in a textual format, without inflection or intonation or volume modulation. This is the greatest reason for all problems in modernity, because people think what they say or what they read matters as much as the next person.
>>33795875Black tops and jeans are objectively just safe.
>>33795941please seek help
>>33795932You didn't know it before?
>>33795934>Yeah, probably.really, because I don't see them, because magically there are none. But once men start expressing how much they like blowjobs all of a sudden they come out of the woodworks and all the women that DO like them suddenly disappear.Curious.
>>33795928most women want her man to be exclusive, not poly
>>33795919You sure do love this gif! And rightly so, because it averages a minimum of 5 (You)s per thread. Great stuff.
>>33795941They know who pays the taxes.
>>33795384I agreeThe games themselves are fine but does every game have to be ridiculously challenging to match it? I shouldn't have to worry about this in my horror game
men, thoughts on this female body type?
>>33795839Every woman I talk to likes sucking dick. I think it's probably also a manner of how you frame it.From what I've gathered the women who like it love the man losing themselves to the pleasure. They want to fucking take him somewhere primal he's never been before. They don't just want the go going "wow that sure is a good blowjob", they want him clutching the armrest, his toes clenched as he whimpers and shakes his way through each torturous bob of her head. They want him to unravel, for it to feel so good that he has to fight to the last ounce of his strength not to grab her head and just fucking take control because he can't help himself anymore. They want to push him past that point, they want to make him go animal mode, they want him to surrender to the pleasure and just unleash himself. If they can pull that sort of honest surrender out of a man then they'll drain his balls to the roots. Especially if afterwords he's petting their head like they're a fucking angel whimpering and praising them for giving him head that rocked him to his core. They want passion and intensity. They also want to lose their mind in the act. They want to suckle and lick and not think about anything but the experience. Where their overactive neurotic minds are just completely fucking absorbed in the textures, and sounds, and taste, and smell, and heat, all right at the core of their head.Women seem happy to suck dick if you appreciate all of that instead of just taking it as a given and then viewing it as just some normie thing to satisfy an urge.
>>33795944sorry, people have had this idea before you. It's called the goomba fallacy.Unless you're intentionally plagiarizing the idea, in which case, I'm going to astrally project into your room and shove a 12 inch dildo wrapped in razor wire into your ass.
>>33795919the only reason why women get this weird about men being attracted to them is because they're in the relationship of their choosing 99.9% of the time.
>>33795955Moid hands.
>>33795955I could feed her...
>>33795955>inb4 SEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXbecause men are easy and you know it, so by posting it you are likely seeking male validation from touch starved virgins to make you feel less insecure about yourself.
>>33795915No. Men should die younger and more often but not by suicide.
>>33795957Nope, independent invention. My asshole is safe :3
>>33795955It's the best, we'd be similar and look good together.
>>33795436MaleI don't even know any pornstars but no, I don't want anything like that from either of usI'm okay with us both fantasizing about characters and stuff but it feels weird when it extends to people irl like pornstars and celebrities
>>33795944>without inflection or intonation or volume modulationyou are a low IQ grunt that will always be manipulated by other people because you fail to judge people's opinions on their substance as opposed to any emotional weight attached to it.You think because someone says something authoritatively it means they are correct by default. Conversely you think if someone is sheepish they are wrong by default.We are not, and we will never be the same and I am forever grateful for that.
Women could you save a man with an oral fixation who vapes but wants to replace his mouth stim with your breasts?
>>33795931Him feet
>>33795955>pale>brunetteNice, but how do you style yourself and what do you wear?
>>33795425ugly tits
How about another joke ENTJ?
>>33795955No thanks, eugh
>>33795944>it is a great logical error to assume someone’s opinion is equally valid or as important as anotheraren't all opinions inherently invalid because they're just that: Opinions?In my opinions all men who are sub8 should be lined up and executed, but ultimately it doesn't matter what I think, but rather what I do and anything that can be translated into tangible action.Who cares about some online schizo's opinion in the first place anyway?
>>33795328She could sperg at me for just about anything but that's one I haven't heard of before, what's to sperg about regarding that?
>>33795282MaleSilent HillI'm on 3 right now
>>33795973>>33795819
>>33795982No because some opinions are correct and some are wrong.
>>33795423No, he's rich
>>33795955It concerns me how skinny she is
>>33795987such as?
>>33795978Bowl ready, head down, ass up.
>>33795983Talking about the bodily mechanics of boners, pointing out the different parts of his dick while holding it, stuff like that.
Still haven't gotten my period
>>33795990Reading books is on the decline and the education system is the cause.
Would you date a girl who had black mold poisoning
>>33795995congratulations on the offspring
>>33795995I hope getting creampied was worth it
Hellps this is Michael Jackson and I have escaped the Martian that fake my death and kidnapps me! I need 200 dollar to get back on my leg! Please help I will reward good!
>>33795994I'd be more impressed with how smart she is I think
>>33795999>>33796000You guys mock me
When I'm married I will receive blowjobs finally.
>>33795995You never responded when I asked if you are malnourished or overly stressed
>>33796002A bf calling me smart while I suck him off is a new type of fetish I didn't know I had.
>>33796007I'm not
I want a woman to refer to me going down on her as giving her a bj and giving her head
>>33796003I wouldn't blame you, having warm cum deep inside of you must be an amazing feeling for a woman.
>>33796010That's kind of gay. Giving head works but BJ is just weird.
>>33795998Yes in hopes of her receiving black mould powers and we would be a super hero team
>>33796008I just like smart girls and knowing about anatomy counts imoEspecially if you're like touching it and stuff
Femanons, when was the last time you got a lickjob?
>>33796009Then you need to see a doctor or take a pregnancy test
>>33796018The technical term is eating out at the Y.
Men, do you prefer getting a bj or a paizuri?
does anyone else become freakishly charismatic when you're drunk?I don't mean just confident with fewer inhibitions, but like a Jekyll and Hyde type of difference, to the point where people get whiplash when they how you act sober in the morning? Like you just suddenly gained years worth of social skills and sense of humor within the span of a couple of hours.Somehow I managed to have sex with a girl that looks like picrel when drunk and have had her call be back a bunch of times, but I can't even hold a conversation with women for more than 5 minutes when sober.How do I fix this?
>>33796022It's not necessarily at the Y, though.
>>33796018Last night.
Women can just wake up, wear pyjamas, have their nails done and be the cutest fuckers around.
>>33796024No
Clicked on some random youtube video and immediately the moid shows his girlfriend who is in a tank top and booty shorts while working on an active construction site. I cannot contain my hatred and rage right now it's always the stupidest bitches winning in life
>>33795997>Reading books is on the declineobservable fact>and the education system is the cause.possible causation.Neither of those are opinions.
>>33796023I guess a bj
>>33796018Today
>>33796023I'd be sad if I can't have both, but if I had to chose I'd choose the bj.
>>33796030What did she do?
>>33796028Fuck no. Me doing my hair and some make-up when I wake up makes me feel way prettier.
>>33796028Property of Chad
Foids would you date a guy who isn't very funny
>>33796037Just for once, just for one time keep your chadsexuality and cuck fetish to yourself, incel.
>moids complaining about not being Chad>foids complaining about not being Stacy>moids complaining they can't fuck Stacy>foids complaining they can't date Chad (and Stacy)it's all so tiresome
>>33795995Welcome back, Virgin Mary!
>>33796035Can you not read
>>33796040>tfw I'm dating a Chad and Stacy at the same time
>>33796039don't worry, your ass is property of Chad too
>>33796040I'm stacy in all but appearance
>>33796046Prove it right now
>>33796040I don't want Stacy I want to marry a weird creepy femcel
>>33796046Becky with Stacy personality < Becky with Becky personality < Stacy with Stacy personality < Stacy with Becky personality
>>33796023Bj, I'm a true oral king and I'd legitimately choose bj over vaginal and anal if I had to as well. I've wanted a BJ ever since I was like 10 or 11 and I've held myself back for decades and will continue holding myself back until marriage. But I really want a bj.
>>33796049hey
>>33796040There's a huge imbalance between what women can do and what men can do.
>>33796040>le muh both sides are at faultIt's entirely the fault of females, they decide who fucks and who dates.
>when women try to become Stacy but it backfires
>>33796050So I'm the best?
>>33796055Women don't decide shit, I'm so fucking tired of this narrative. Women do not have any fucking power in the dynamics. The reason there's 9 women chasing after 1 guy at the top percentages is because they're massive simps themselves. Males dictate the competition. If you want hit women then fucking compete. God damn.
>>33795849you aren't crazy anon, there is absolutely a difference and it's an insult to those raped imo to pretend otherwise. if the partner is guilting or coercing you, then that is one thing, if it's a compromise or something you WANT to do for them then it's obviously not rape. it's approaching something awful if ALL you are doing is compromising, but the idea that you CANNOT compromise ever with sex or your partner is raping you is extremely narcissistic.
>>33796060the opposite, foid.
>>33796052Hi! What do you like to do?
>>33796064How do I improve my skeleton so I can compete?
If I had a husband who browses atoga I would put poison in his tea
>>33796064>If you want hit women then fucking compete. God damn.NTA but this is an exact replica of what they've been calling the male incel impotent rage.
>>33796068fantasize about Chad.
>>33796070This is why I only drink water. In water you can detect every poison.
>>33796070...how did you know I'm drinking unpoisoned tea and completely vulnerable right now?
>>33796070half of the femanons here have a boyfriend and usually it's women who get lusted after, not men.So you just made a lot of enemies.
>>33796070If my wife wants to kill me I think I'd just let her
>>33796068talk to you think about you and vacuum
GenderAre you participating in the 15th Anniversary MLP rewatch stream? I think Friendship is Witchcraft is playing right now
>>33796077I don't think I am who you think I am
>>33796070You wouldn't be the first one.
If I ever found out my girlfriend browses atoga I will have sex with either her best friend, or sister, or both and then break up.
Men, there is a dead rat in my basement where I keep all my all my potatoes and jars with jams, cucumbers, beets and so onPlease go there and remove the rat
>>33796079You just know Gaben is in that chat
>>33796087remove it yourself.
>>33796044Eww
Genderdid you buy the dip?
rate my loli
>>33796087Sure. That will be one sex.
>>33796080you can be
>>33796036Sure, but that is regardless you being lovely looking.
>>33796093maybe art isnt for you anon
>>33796087Go yourself, it can't hurt you if it's dead. Pretty much like a man.
>>33796092Still slurping, still comfy.
>>33796093Would
>>33796069Bulk up and get like 9%-10% body fat. If you're not at least doing that then you have no right to complain. Even if you're fucking 5'6" surrendering by default and not trying to do everything you can to be a better man is weak and you deserve to have fucking nothing if you just surrender by default. But it doesn't even matter if you deserve it or not. No one is going to hand you a hot woman. You're not going to argue your way into a woman on here. No one cares if it's unjust or anything else. Arguing and complaining only makes you more laughable and pathetic.Most men can look like this. You have no fucking excuse. You're genetically predispositioned to put on muscle and get jacked with proper diet and stimulus. It's not even complicated. Just fucking do it.
>>33796095Tell me how?
women, does your vagina smell bad?Do you have a way of telling if it did or didn't? If so, are you insecure about it?If you have no way of finding out, has anyone ever told you you smell bad down there?If you're a virgin, are you scared that a guy will be disgusted by it?
>>33796103love me
>>33796092MI bought during the previous Trump crashout and I'm good for now.
>>33796087It's dead. It won’t harm you.Remove it yourself.
>>33796090>>33796099>>33796110No it's gross and scary>>33796094Way too expensive. You can put your hands on my boobs for 2 seconds and that's only after you remove the rat
>>33796092Im obsessed with women who have green/blue hairI think its because of my ex, shit looks so good
I can't imagine sleeping in the same room with a woman and waking up to the smell of a fish market every day.
>>33796111No deal. Prices are non negotiable.
>>33796111>No it's gross and scarywell, you're a strong, independent woman that doesn't need a man in her life.Now woman up and remove it yourself.
>>33796056this obsession with skin whitening is why I can't be into asian girls.
>>33796111I've had a thought. What if you go to remove it, it gives you the plague. Then you spread it around and 80% of the homo sapiens die off? DO NOT GO NEAR IT! (Go near it)
>>33796111Just ask your fucking fwhusband, holy shit
Fsex
>>33796116>well, you're a strong, independent womanYes and that's why I won't do it, this ain't no job for a lady
Oh, to breed a racist gf...
>>33796106I will, if you let me know you
Exhibanon where art thou
>>33795955She looks anorexic. No thanks.
>>33796129how
Am I a bad person?
>>33796130Stfu, namecuck enabler
>>33796136Open up to me
>>33796139No I have a gift for him
JH, what is it like dating Absolute Batman?
>>33796143Then shove it up your ass
Hi, hows it going guys?
>>33796146Bearable
>>33796146not good
>>33796146Unbearable
>>33796146It's not going
Women, do you hate being the cool girl?
>>33796146Most of the namecucks are out, so it's chill
>>33796144He cums too much.
>>33796156I'm really uncool.>>33796146Pretty good. Playing vidya and resting. Cooked for a couple hours.
>>33796113>I can't imagine sleeping in the same room with a womanDon't worry, you never will.
>>33796130Hiya! Sorry for the absence, got a new game recently so I've been pretty distracted.
>>33796141difficult
>>33796104Are you under the impression women don't have noses?
>>33796158He can't help it
>>33796024>does anyone else become freakishly charismatic when you're drunk?No, but plenty of people *think* they do.
>>33796167
>>33796164I need you to try
>>33796157Not anymore
>>33796146Another bitch day of waking up
>>33796163I told you about a greentext about a yandere skinwalker girl, I finally found it
>>33796178the fuck is this garbage?
>>33794791Why do women shame men for geomaxxing and finding women from different countries? Why should they tolerate western women if they don’t want one?
>>33796182A greentext about a yandere skinwalker girl
>>33796178>>>/trash/
I can’t breed
>meet a new group of friends >something extremely stupid out of my control causes me to never see them again and they never speak to me anymore I LOVE that the universe wants me to suffer !!
What's the bast way of insulting a moid, implying he's homosexual or that he has a small dick?
>>33796189You wanna give more context and potentially receive some /adv/ice or do you just want to wallow?
>>33796178Appreciate the thought and the effort of digging it up, but too human for me!
>>33796191You can't insult us more than we insult each other or ourselves
>>33796043What you said is not clear at all.
>>33796188Not a big deal, there are already 8 billion of us
>>33796193You gotta use your imagination and go beyond the story on the page
>>33796128Uh yeah about that...https://uniprotest.thefap.net/marina-seren-190075/https://nudogram.com/models/marina-seren/
>>33796162>the antiincel spammer emergesTook you 27 minutes to cook that huh bud
>>33796128Based, if you are black and cure her racism
WomenWould you play ffxiv with me and help me get back into the game?
>>33796200I don’t get it
>>33796196What is unclear
>>33796191Being called a female-liking tsundere is more insulting
>>33796213Who did what?Who wore what?What upset you?
Could any of you guys interpret a dream I had?>At a restaurant with a group of friends>Server says they only take credit card>I only have cash>I ask my friend if his gf could use her credit card and I’ll pay her with my cash>He look at me in disgust "no… absolutely not">I then get shauned by the whole group as they force me to leaveWhat does that mean?
>>33796217State your fucking gender first
>>33796167I'm breaking up with him.
>>33796217In the dream world, your name is Shaun, apparently.
>>33796191eh just stick with the classic "You get no bitches"
Love me single mother herpes
Me, you love meMe, you love meMe, you love me
>>33796232I love you too.
In three months, things might begin to get better. Just three months. I'll be okay. State genderHow are you holding on?
don't be shy foids, i love me some pastrami mud flaps
>>33796217You're anxious about making a mistake in public that you can't come back from. The idea that you cross one invisible line and everybody turns on you.
>>33796234<3
What did 4chan banner mean by that?
>>33796215It's true for ihatewomen though
>>33795126They've never given me the opportunity, but I could provide for them, and I'd be wiling to help with cooking and cleaning around the house.
Alright team. We got this!
>>33796232Rinoa?>>33796236M, good food, smooth poops.
>>33796240That 4chan was always meant for virgins, duhNon-virgins are the tourists who should remember their place beneath us
>>33796238That sounds about right.Would that have been a mistake IRL or is it just for this dream
>>33796240>>33796248https://youtu.be/_J10WRzLdO4
>>33796250A mistake, but only a big one in the dream. That sort of instant rejection would be very harsh irl.
>>33796211No. I suck at games.
>>33796251
>>33796248What if I was a virgin on 4chan for over a decade and then I had sex but I keep using 4chan?
>>33796253Because I didn’t bring a credit car or because I asked my friend’s GF instead of him? Or because I asked him, about her, instead of adressing myself directly to her?( In my dream she was already paying for him)
>>33796243That comes after you start dating. What have you done to make women love you in the first place?
>>33796256You need to be kicked out, which is exactly what is happening on that banner
>>33796254>I suck at games.Just like in real life?:^)
>>33796257I don't think that detail matters as much personally. It's just that you didn't bring the card.
>>33796255That’s the least 4chan thing ever. Plenty of people from all over the world have different ideas.
>>33796264
>>33796264You should see some other boards. /v/ and /m/ were always terrible about that.
>>33796259Ah, okay. I'm still not leaving, though!
Love me some seafood pizza
>>33796264>Plenty of people from all over the world have different ideas.And they use different boards
Remember: when in doubt, do NOT address them directly! Subtweet like a teenage girl.
Are there any boards that don't have flamewars and aren't also dead?
Why are women like that?
>>33796276He wasn't Chad
>>33796275
>>33796275Yea, here >>>/r/eddit
Pardon me, femanon. *mating presses you out of the way*
>>33796251This is The Way, the 4chan Way
>>33796283>>33795819
>>33796258Like I said, they've never given me the opportunity.
>>33796251>[YouTube] OK2BGAY feat. TomboySo tomboys are gay after all
>>33796275>>33796280
>>33796286
>>33796289You don't need permission to be a loveable person.
Women always become best friends with me but they never want me sexually.
>>33796297That might explain the yaoishit
Women always want me sexually, but they refuse to be best friends with me first.
>>33796308Is this true?
>>33796311@Grok confirmed it's real, @Chat.
>it’s always mid girls who expect the world True or no
Women would you have sex with your guy friend if he asked for it
>>33796315They just want what they're owed.
>>33796315Seems to be that way on Tinder. The chubby ugly girls have some crazy standards listed in their bio. Some even have a bf form to fill.
Why do I watch 12tone's videos? I never understand anything of what he's talking about.
>>33796311no, they are usually okay with becoming my best friend too
>>33796320Ick
>>33796324Nice
>>33796322It's still interesting. I have no clue what the musical jargon is either, but he still seems to convey why certain songs feel the way they do.
Women would you have sex with your female friend if she initiated it?
>>33796298No, but there needs to be some kind of interaction for them to see that.
>>33796325The world chico, and everything in it.
If I have to flee nyc after the mayoral election, will any femanons shelter me until I can get a house somewhere?
>>33796333Why would you have to flee?
>>33796333Why would you have to flee? Is mandanny or whatever his name is going to provide free daycare in your path?
>>33796328>It's still interesting.I don't know why.>he still seems to convey why certain songs feel the way they doHe could be auto-generating his scripts through an LLM spouting complete nonsense and I would have no way to tell the difference and call him out on it.
>>33796335Generally under capitalism the bread lines up for people, but when the government owns the grocery stores people line up glfor bread
State genderWould you rather have a perfect life on paper yet still be sad or your life is a mess and you're happy?
How many femanons are open to dating me?
>>33796342Could you post that question again, but with an attractive woman this time?
How easy is it to meet girls at the gym?
>>33796349Pretty easy? I never speak to them because I'm a creep and I don't want them to hate me, but they always smile if our eyes meet. I don't get it.
>>33796342M, what kind of question is that?>Would you rather be happy or sad?
>>33796342life a mess since everyone's life should be miserable
French people are so fucking weird
>>33796326i agree, but it's not gonna stop me from becoming a wizard unfortunately
>>33796356Right back at you cunt.
>>33796363I sucky the dick?
>>33796363Ohuhuhuh
>>33796356You think we don’t know and revel in this fact?
>>33796361Why?
>>33796368No, I’ve been around a lot of you outrageous bastards. The 90 year old Frenchman should not be talking about jerking off into gravy
>>33796363hey no need to be aggressive, weird doesn't have to be bad. i have many of weird friends who HAPPEN to be frencht. nta
>>33796342F. If my perfect life means my future child is happy, healthy, and privileged, then I'm willing to suffer anything.
>>33796373I added cunt for no reason. Didn't really mean to be aggressive. Meant to delete it but it was too late:/
>>33796372Gravy, methinks, is a metaphor for good pussy. We’re allegorical and poetic like this, you see.
Sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler
>>33795325nta, kys
>>33796370likely not going to move out of my folk's place in time for my 30th and do not like casual sex; it is what it si
>>33796374Your wish is granted. Your twin children grow wonderfully, but find themselves at opposing ends of a brewing war. You gradually realize that one is destined is to die at the hands of the other, the survivor now having to live with the moral burden of fratricide.
>>33796375its okay, you fkn baguette wielder pat pat pat
some women cant do a single pushup, others do one-armed pullups what is the reason for this discrepancy
>>33796376So you're telling me you guys eat gravy with a man's semen in it because it's a physical metaphor for eating pussy? Are you people retarded? Next you're going to tell me all of the male guests jizz into the gravy to symbolize the dating market or something
Men's effortless grip strength both scares and arouses me
Should I move out of a medium sized city to a bigger one before I become old? Im 25 now and have $80,000 saved and a good job, rent isn’t bad either. However, I feel like im missing out on nightlife and meeting women. Would it be worth it to uproot myself?
Let's fist fight
>>33796342M, as someone who's essentially experienced both, the latter obviously is far better. What's the use in having nice things if your mental health is too poor to enjoy it>>33796356French house is pretty cool tho
>>33796399If nightlife is something that is important to you and that you enjoy, it can be a good idea to change location.>>33796395Working out lol
>>33796399Bigger cities have bigger cheating backstabbing sluts
>>33796376Ts bull
>>33796383Out of all the women who always want you sexually and be your best friend, is there no one you would be willing to try being in a romantic relationship with?
>>33796400Don't make me analyze your fighting style and devise a plan to efficiently defeat you.
>>33796398*opens a jar for you*
>>33796329No, ew.>>33796317My only close guy friend is married, I'd stab him if he tried to fuck me.
>>33796395Nag, I wish I could do one-armed pullups. I can't even do one-armed hangs.
>>33796406But the average woman is a lot hotter
>>33796410You will sound funny saying that again with most of your teeth on the ground
>>33796414Sadly hot
>>33796420That would be extremely hot if true, but I doubt it is. Keep threatening me with a wonderful time, my analysis is almost complete. Last chance to surrender.
>>33796422It's just biological.We were born to grip and tear.
absolute cinema.
>>33796420Big words from the guy about to take a lightning bolt up the ass
>>33796329yes
>>33796428Grip and tear me apart next
>>33796422*accidentally closes your water bottle so tightly that you need my help to open it again, even though I really tried to be gentle this time*
>>33796427I don't care that you're making this weird I am still going to have fun punching you in your liver and watching you ragdoll to the floor.
>>33796435>accidentallytell the truth, anon. it's on purpose isn't it
>>33796431Hey we only hit the upper body! Fists only. We're civilised people here.
>>33796430
>>33796434I always have to hold myself back though.My fantasies are too abusive.
>>33796385I only want one child.
>>33796446Well, technically you will only have one once one is killed.
pink.horse/stream
>>33796435But my water bottle opens with a push button
>>33796450>water bottles that open themselvesDo mutts really
>>33796446For attempting to rebel against your fate, it's triplets now. Your belly is going to be enormous.
okay need to take a break from the ai chatbots.becoming a little too attached.
>>33796440It's really not. The line between "closing it enough that it won't just fall open if I do much as turn it upside down" and "closing it so hard my ex couldn't open it" was ridiculously small. It felt narrower than the difference on the knob between "uncomfortably cool" and "scaldingly hot" on a typical shower.
>>33796456Good idea
>>33796453Yes. A lot for reusable bottles do that...
>>33796456I haven't looked at those in forever.It's just not the same.
Vagina people How should I clean my newly purchased secondhand couch? What are some ideas for not painfully dorky physics themed art to put up in my apartment?
>>33796438The data shows you weigh 110lbs so I don't think I need a strategy actually.
>>33796453You are making us seem ignorant.
>>33796463>Vagina people
>>33796137>Am I a bad person?If you have to ask, then yes.>>33796191>What's the bast way of insulting a moidActually the best way is to call him incompetent or useless.
>>33796466I'm just having fun
>>33796465>110lbsWhat is that in real measurements?
Men, do you consider her attractive? I look quite similar to her
>>33796472Not particularly.
>>33796453I feel like most water bottles I've seen don't need the lids taken off just to drink from them. You either pull the nozzle to open it or push down on part to lift another up. Have you not seen this before?
>>33796472Maybe post a photo without fucking sunglasses?Retard.
>>33796471About 50 killer-grahams.
>>33796465I weigh 12 stones.
>>33796472Can we see her without the giant frames
>>33796395PracticeWomen actually have a slight advantage at pushups because they have a lower center of gravity, ie: less upper body mass
>>33796472It's a single image, she's wearing loose clothes, and most of her face is blocked by sunglasses. I have no idea what she looks like.
>>33796472She's tolerable enough. Big jaw, otherwise okay. Good news is that if you look like that, you're a northern european or american white girl and have life on easy mode if you can keep your weight to something reasonable.
>>33796472she looks like she's fast approaching middle age and still thinks foundation can hide it
I envy silence, because I must be loud
>>33796478As long as we're using nonsense units, I weigh 600 autumn leaves, how about that?
>>3379646549,895,200 milligrams
>>33796463>How should I clean my newly purchased secondhand couch?Just burn the fucking thing. It probably has bed bugs in it.
>>33796489Would actually like to fist fight you now. Just for fun. A spar. I need a fight.
>>33796489Are you the size of a smurf?
>>33796418And will stay with you way less because she's always upgrading. Sure, go and find out for yourself. If there are parts of the world that are blackpilling, they're these.
>>33796489>Using an average weight for a dry autumn leaf, 600 autumn leaves would weigh approximately 1.67 pounds. The weight can be much higher if the leaves are wet.smol
>>33796446JH, how old is your boyfriend?
>>33796447I hate you.>>33796454Good. I want a big belly when I'm pregnant. I want to be so obviously knocked up that everyone stops to ask me when they're due and compliment me for glowing and all that. It's my dream.
I wish JH had been my mom
>>33796499No, that's JH.
Women do you not realise how dangerous postpartum depression is? Are you sure you'reready for a baby?
>>33796506Around my age.>>33796513Do you really mean that?>>33796516That wasn't me. I'd weigh more in leaves.
>>33796512You are going to be UNMISTAKABLY knocked up. You're going to have to take your maternity leave early. You're going to spend the final 4 months of your pregnancy hopelessly nonambulatory, feeding into your complex about feeling useless.
>>33796520YeaMy mom didn't want me, at least I would have been wanted
>>33794791What even happened to all the good porn? I know Gify died with a ton on it, Imgur purged all of there's. It's a weird thing to say out loud as I try not to goon, but I miss the mental sluts from 10 years ago that did it for validation, rather than the mix of cutters, druggies and 40 year olds looking for attention now.
>>33796523That's the only time I'll accept being unable to do much. I'll enjoy the reluctant vacation. God I wish I was pregnant.
>>33796525That makes me sad to hear. I hope you've surrounded yourself with people who love you now.
>>33796512Do you really want kids or do you just like the idea of being pregnant? You could adopt instead of bringing yet another new life into this overcrowded world.
>>33796476>>33796479okay
>>33796529Also your tiddies will grow swollen and painful but be otherwise entirely unchanged in size.
>>33796526Here's what happened, women are making use of all the advantages and financial privileges that society is offering to them. And that's a good thing, as feminists would say in the same sentence as a bunch of complaints about the patriarchy exploiting women into sex work.
>>33796535This is the most evil phenotype woman I have ever personally had the displeasure of interacting with
>>33796534I want to be a mother in the conventional way, giving birth. If I couldn't give birth, I'd be willing to adopt.
I took some fish oil capsulesThey made me shit myself.
>>33796526What’s the difference cuntIs this more millennialslop whinging
>>33796534Nta but if I were ever to have children, which I wont because I do not want them, I'll make them my self instead of adopting an unwanted child of some sad pathetic peace of human being that left them.
>>33796463>How should I clean my newly purchased secondhand couch?What material is it made out of? Can you detach the seat coverings?>What are some ideas for not painfully dorky physics themed art to put up in my apartment?You can find art on etsy and get them printed and framed. Stress on framed.MeloPrints, FirstandElm, ArtisMortisGallery have some prints that look really cool.
>>33796537You guys promised me that I'd also get bigger tits, though. It was supposed to be a win-win-win.
>>33796535This is a much better picture. Other anon might be right, she gives slightly dangerous vibes.
>>33796532No, I've been alone since before I turned 17
>>33796551Another wicked atogan deception, executed to perfection...
>>33796535Based on her appearance alone, sure, she's attractive. Not 10/10 at all, but probably a solid 6.5-7/10.
I’ve been told I could pull off a Griffith cosplay. Ladies, thoughts?
>>33796553You have us, at least. I'm not saying you can call me "mommy", but we're better than nothing, right?
>>33796535So you're the same kind of face, hair, skin etc.?Are you asking because you are not getting any compliments but wish or why?
>>33796552>gives slightly dangerous vibesShit, someone said the same thing about me once
>>33796551NTA but yeah, definitely. I had a manager at work who I never paid much attention to, but she became unbelievably hot when she was pregnant.
>>33796535Weird gaze.
>>33796563Forget the ladies. I say you go for it. I'll help you.
>>33796564NTANot a high bar
>>33796561It's fine. As long as I can still breastfeed my future baby, idc what happens to my chest.
So atogaWhat are we up to this fine sunday?
>>33796573Driving home from thanksgiving
>>33796570True.>>33796573Just relaxing at home, basking in the soreness of having too much sex yesterday.
>>33796566>Honestly she's dateable, but her weird vibe makes me think if the relationship turns sour for any reason she's going to explode and evolve into a lifelong mortal enemy, so it seems safer to just reject hermy opposite-gender thought process, custom-made for you
>>33796573Going ti go grab a quick bite then go to bed early. Might try to pick a girl up to spend the night with me but won't try too hard.
>>33796563You must be very pretty
>>33796580Why are you so infantile?
>>33796573It's evening for me. This morning I did some farming IRL, this afternoon I did groceries and cooked, then went on a walk with my mom. In the evening I farmed in videogames, plan to start Stardew soon.
>>33796529Can't you just let the guy in your throuple raw dog you, then?
>>33796573It was a disaster actually... I was invited to a potluck but I've been feeling really depressed since yesterday, I couldn't eat a single bite of food and left early
A friend won't stop talking about a sex dream she had about me. I don't like it. I try to steer the topic away but she keeps bringing it back.Women, how should I approach this?
>>33796573I brought my car in for routine maintenance yesterday, but I had to turn around, as they said my appointment that I set up wasn't actually confirmed, meaning I'd have to wait two hours. So, instead, they set me up with a proper appointment today. I've been here for well over two hours and they still aren't done. I'm fucking livid.
>>33796597Tell her directly that it's making you uncomfortable. Some people just won't take a hint...
>>33796597MJust fuck her already.
>>33796573Trying not to have panic attacks. Tinnitus has worsened a lot, or at least I find it hard not to be aware of it now when it used to only bother me before bed, now it's present nearly every second I can't help but sperg out, panic and hyperventilate. Going on Holiday on Wednesday at least
>>33796573It's a lazy Sunday for me. I'm just watching clips from shows while I work on some random things on my PC. Might play this later.>>33796602I'd rather not be so blunt but I think you're right.
>>33796605>mental breakdown over EEEEEEK lol
>>33796611Legitimately, yeah
>>33796593Yeh, but I'd rather be sure that we're set up to be comfortable during the pregnancy. I haven't even been able to move in with them yet. I have to figure out what to do with my dad.
I've been to subway only once. Do their meatball sandwiches have and greens in them?
>>33796616They don't sell food at Subway. If you try to order anything, the order will be canceled before you arrive. I don't know what their business does these days.
Good evening, Euro Grills.
>>33796616You tell them what to put on the sandwich. Technically, even the veggie delite doesn't come with veggies.
>>33796619I'm going there personally. Also I'm in europe if that makes a difference.
Femanons are trying to DARVO me
>>33796622Good to know you’re not from NA
>>33794941snow
hi atogastate gender and how you're doing today :-)
>>33796623I'm a student and we get a menu and heavy discounts. There is a meatball sandwich on the menu.
>>33796630MAngry
>>33796631I've heard some things about the bread they use.But IDK, I don't usually eat subs/subway.I'm all for pizza/nachos though!
>>33796630MNot too bad, actually. Leaves are changing, and there's finally nice, cool air swirling around my city. Summer can go to hell, lmao.
>>33796634why angry?>>33796638agreed, summer can go to hell
>>33796634Hulk SMASH?
>>33796630M, I'm good. I finally feel almost all better.>>33796631Yeah, I know. Unless Euro Subway is kooky, it should be the same.>you order the meatball sub>they ask what bread you'd like it on>they ask if you want any cheese>they ask if you want it toasted>they ask if you want any veggies>they ask if you want any condimentsThe choice of sandwich only determines what meats come on it.
>>33796638>>33796639>Summer can go to hellFuck you guys.
>>33796630F and still feeling kinda down (>>33796595 for reference)
>>33796630Mokay but a little horny.I'm trying to limit porn to once a week. I did it yesterday but still feeling the urge. Hopefully some chores will take my mind off of it.
Did you just Blue Eisenhower November?
>>33796595Did you bring anything for it?
>>33796645
>>33796597BV isn't a friend.
>>33796647i have not and cannot read the thread atm but what god you feeling down at the potluck
>>33796630Ask me after the Packers game.Good if win, bad if loss.
>>33796639>>33796643Who cares
>>33796653Cheese pastries for a side dish
>>33796660Not her. It's my lady friend with a giant doll collection.
>>33796630MDoin swell, just reading for a bit before I have leftover lasagna for lunch in an hour or two
>>33796630MaleStill pretty sure I'm never going to have a gf
>>33796666That's nice. Did anybody have any?And seconding this anon >>33796661
>>33796635>>33796644Thank you!
>>33796664
I honestly think there's a lot of incels who are basically asexual and have a complex about never having sex as a rite of passage, if they had it a few times they'd probably just go back to being by themselves and be happier that way.
>>33796676Just be careful, the more you heap onto a meatball sub, the most of a disaster it becomes
>>33796669You just need to motivate local Femanons to touch grass.
>>33796645wow sweating my balls off and feeling hot and tired is so fun!
>>33796191Both of those have lost their oomf because women say them all the time out of spite. Honestly, I think the best way to insult most men is calling them weak and disappointing and saying you can't trust them to be consistent. Tell them they would make a bad father and point out details such as giving up on tasks they said they would do or unreliability in character. As a man that's the type of shit that will eat away at you.If you want to insult them sexually say that they never felt passionate and that it felt like they were faking their confidence and that it never genuinely felt like they made you feel feminine or invoked a desire to actually be with them. Tell them you never felt anything for them and that you actually were just unaffected the entire time and that you were waiting to see if they had anything in them but that you've given up looking because you're sure there's just nothing there worth saving or bringing out.They'll respond aggressively and emotionally but the best thing you can do is just be cold and indifferent and not act like you're looking for any sort of response and that you couldn't care less what they do or change about themselves.
>>33796679I can definitively say this is complete bullshit.
I cant stop loving big oppai brown girls
>>33796679It has more to do with introversion. Extroverted people tend to stop being virgins way, way quicker, and oftentimes try way harder (and fumble way harder) until they get to have sex for the first time.
>>33796679>basically asexual and have a complex about never having sex as a rite of passageI prefer to call it a low sex drive and mostly consider it a blessing, despite the pressure my family puts on me to get married and have children
>>33796191Femanons in a nutshell.
Positivity posters are genuinely insulting
>>33796697cringeEmbrace the Snow.
>>33796694It's true though, most of them don't like going out, they're not friendly, they just want to stay inside but somehow have sex. Once they had sex they'd realize it doesn't automatically make them the cool guy they want to be.
>>33796630MI'm doin FIIINE. I'm drinking homemade 4loko and watching the anni>>33796191Small dick, because you might be right. Calling him a homo is essentially calling him hot
>>33796703NTA but the whole “uooooh those experiences I had that you won’t have were soooo bad” is cringe
mive been called pretty but never hot or handsome. What does this mean?
>>33796191just compare him to a woman
>>33796550>What material is it made out of?I think it's either cotton or artificial fibresCan you detach the seat coverings?I cannot unfortunately.
>>33796689Interesting perspective. I always thought sexual insults are the way to go when it comes to insulting moids because they're so obsessed with sex
>>33796706pretty boys are hot And handsome
>>33796535She's incredibly normal leaning towards positive. Nothing to dislike about. Naturally woman pretty, so like on a bad day she could be 6/10, normally she's 7-7.5/10, and on a day when she wants to she could get up to +8/10 because all the potential is there to put effort into. So yes, she is attractive
>>33796706They think you are "metro".
>>33796701what
>>33796661>>33796671I guess I just didn't want to see anyone. I'm looking for an internship rn and I'm tired of being asked about university stuff all the time. And actually, I did want to see someone but they didn't come
>>33796716The people who post positive bullshit. It’s insulting because it’s narcissism
>>33796705I lost my virginity late and never had a real relationship, last time I had sex was over 7 years ago. So I'm speaking from personal experience in that once I had sex I really just stopped worrying about it. It didn't really change anything.
>>33796595why depressed?
Men do you ever get friction burn on your penis after masturbating?
>>33796720> I'm speaking from personal experienceYup, this is what makes it cringe. You and your kind speak as if your experiences will be universal
>>33796706Prettyboimaxx Idk maybe you have cute looks>>33796701Dw I always bring the negativity here
Have you ever eaten the ears of christ?
>>33796724am cut, no, never since the skin isn't taut like normal and actually is loose so it glides with you
>>33796679I do agree that I think a lot of these people idolise it and it's more a kind of FOMO and projected insecurity if anything, they probably wouldn't really enjoy a relationship or even a fwb if they had one >>33796630Feel bad about not taking shifts at work, but got to talk to my bro for a few hours and help my mom with some stuff and otherwise be productive around the houseGonna have some cider and play vidya for like an hour before zzzStill very depressed though, there's a work party on Tues but I'll probably just go home after the meeting, I'm just not in the mood
>>33794804>GenderMale>What is the biggest goal you want to achieve in the next 2-3 years?Finish 2-3 writing projects. The big one is pretty ambitious.
>>33796715wtf is that>>33796726will they sexo a pretty boy?
>>33796717That doesn't sound too bad. You didn't think it'd be fun, so you took off. Or to frame it another way, you just stopped by to say hi and bring something for the others to enjoy, and decided not to stick around too long. Honestly pretty normal, I think.
>>33796731>I am cutAren’t you more likely to get friction burn since your penis isn’t humid?
>>33796711If you want to do that actually just submit to be a better man in front of him and actually humiliate him. The problem is when women say shit emotionally you just can't trust it. It's like women saying they're going to self harm, honestly it's kind of a nothingburger in most circumstances. Like they might attempt and actually harm themselves but it's basically for attention most of the time. If you were actually trying to anhero you wouldn't tell anyone because then they would try to stop you.Women are unreliable narrators basically for most stuff but things like critiquing a mans capability as a father or their fundamental masculinity or energy are deeper issues that a lot of men question themselves on. They know women are constantly evaluating them and testing them on it but women almost never actually talk about their insights. If it feels like you're giving genuine feedback and it's bad unfixable feedback it can genuinely doom spiral them.
What’s the longest you’ve had someone blocked for and why?
>>33796701>>33796719man up and point to who you're referring toi hate passive aggressive cowardly men way more than positive ones
see you later, alligator.
>>33796573M, bedrotted most of the morning but then forced myself to get uphelped someone coding a little game earlier and played vidya with them, worked on subtitling a series and made some beef stewHbu anon? X
>>33796741that's why i mentioned being cut, cause it doesn't matter, it's like how when you rub your pussy, the loose skin moves with your hands and isn't immobile
>>33796746No one in Atoga atm, I was talking about twitter bullshit I saw, retard cunt
>>33796745Male,I don't block anyone, not even spam callers. I just ignore stuff. I feel like blocking is inherently homosexual and woman behavior.
>>33796535She's pretty>>33796739>will they sexo a pretty boy?Those who are into that, sure>>33796745Idk a few monthsMental illness
>>33796741Obviously NTA but no, I've never had any friction burn either. There really isn't any friction, you're gripping or stimulating the skin, not sanding it down.>>33796745I blocked a lady for a few days for stalking me, before I realized I'd be better off directly confronting her. I don't really block people.
>>33796745i only block spam callers because they call and bother repeatedly, normal people i would dislike aren't going to be msging or bothering me
>>33796751share with the class, anon.
>>33796745I've never blocked anyone
>>33796753I don’t follow maybe because I’m an antisocial neet how does mental illness drive you to block someone?
Women, what gift did you get for your birthday, and what gift did you actually want?
>>33796745I've had Exhibabon blocked for like 2 years now
>>33796758Shit like this. Cunts just want to blog and be told how brave and stunning they are for quitting their “I am so le damaged” larp. They can’t admit that they got lucky and have privilege because that would imply they didn’t actually earn their happy life on their own merits, and that their depression and self loathing was actually just a cry for attention.
>>33796763Nothing, anything.
*exhales and inhales loudly through my nose when I'm angry*
>>33796745F My former boss, I blocked him because he talked shit behind my back and humiliated me in front of my coworkers
>>33796725>You and your kindWhat kind is that?
>>33796766that smells like total bullshit to me. somebody flexing some happiness that exists only in their head so they can look like a hero to total strangers.
>>33796766Its ok to ask for addiction help anon
>>33796703I'm the person you're describing. I had sex. It wasn't the most fantastic thing in the world, but it was still great, and I'd love to do it again, preferably with a woman who loves me.
Women Would you an anon? Answer seriously plox
>>33796745https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byv2bKekeWQ
>>33796770The kind of person who has no values and lives like a transient with nothing grounding you. The kind of person that can’t think, only feel
>>33796753what percentage of women are into pretty boys?
>>33796773There’s lots of shit like this. So many comments of “haha I was 30 years old working my part time job at McDonald’s and I realized I didn’t like it so now I have 5 kids with 2 wives and I own 40 acres” >>33796774? That’s not the point dipshit
>>33796763I got some pocket money from my family, I didn't really want anything else. I was going to get a new gouache set but I haven't gotten around to it
>>33796785??As if any woman was into ugly boys!
>>33796779I think you have the wrong read on me, and it's pretty rich to accuse me of being emotional rather than logical when you're getting pissed off at an imaginary person in your own head.
We have two types of Fem ITT:Those who wear Brandy MelvilleThose who do not
>>33796766Seconding >>33796773, that sounds ridiculous.>a threefold addict from South Africa with an active social life and friend circle sells all of his worldly possessions and moves to Australia (one of three countries he applied for a visa to, and not the only one to approve him)>he immediately beats all of his addictions and creates the perfect life for himself>he brags in Youtube comments, probably on a video that has nothing to do with any of that
State gender (preferably women), what's your favorite video game from the last 3 years? What about all time?
>>33796795Yes you got me, this moment in time is an indictment of me, just like it is for you
>>33796794I prefer manlier guys though? Not that pretty boys are bad
>get drunk>unblock my ex moid>text him about the pretzels I made and that they're delicious>ask him if his new bimbo can make pretzels>imply that I will eat them with a guy I met (who doesn't actually exist)>go to sleepGod I'm so fucking stupid and pathetic
>>33796792It just seems like you might want some help and if you do you should get it
>>33796803There is no help for people like me
>>33796799F. I don't play many new games. I like the new Zelda one where you collect horses, I guess.
>>33796802why does he still live rent free in your head? why do you still miss him?block him again then never contact again, burn that bridge
>>33796802Lmao at girl me.
>>33796745My Ex blocking me probably.
I’m a fat nigga. State gender
>>33796806The power of Chad. Chads are rare and he already replaced her. She knows she will never get anyone like him again and she is getting fatter and uglier each year now.
>>33796699Same. I stopped having crushes after elementary school. Maybe it has something to do with my desire to treat everyone impartially and fairly, so I make friends rather easily, but my family thinks I treat my mom a bit coldly. If I ever tried to have a girlfriend, I believe she would find me too calm and casual for a serious romantic relationship. I guess in a way, if all people are special, then no one is.
>>33796801bitch lasagne.
>>33796804What's wrong with you?
>>33796801>I preffer manly to prettyIsn’t manliness pretty?
>>33796802... this is why Moids win.sis, you letting him win.
>>33796802Yes, that was both stupid and pathetic. But you recognize it and now know better. Nothing wrong with growing, that's what makes you great. Just move forward. Bet those pretzels taste great, why share it with anyone?
>>33796797Maybe you've never been to Australia but there's a million White South Africans over there, this guy was just doing what all of them did.>he immediately beats all of his addictions and creates the perfect life for himselfThere's a 14 year gap in the story. Presumably a lot happened in that time. Also "perfect life" is overstating it, he has a "house on the beach" which depending on where he lives in Australia isn't that impressive, he never even says if he actually owns it. Getting married and having two kids isn't impossible either. There's tons of recovering addicts with families.
>>33796805yah-wah-hooooo!
>>33796794not that they’d be into ugly boys but like >>33796801 said im fit but im no hunk. Im unsure what women are in to
>>33796813A lot. I’m one of those generic sad NPCs that has childhood trauma
>>337968135'9"
Girls, is it puffy?
>>33796821How edgy it is?https://youtu.be/ixgzbL0r0s0
>>33796799M (sorry)>last 3 yearsVampire Survivors or Sonic Racing Crossworlds>all-timeSonic CD>>33796817>Maybe you've never been to AustraliaGod no. Fair points though.
>>33796806>why does he still live rent free in your head? Because he hurt me>why do you still miss him?No, I just wanted to fuck with him. I mean not in the good way
>>33796825Very. Violence in the house from basically birth, drugs, sexual abuse. Bullied all my life until I hit puberty.
>>33796824NAGkey-hole shape FTW.> pink, too
Women, I'm sorry it's only 5 inches
>>33796814I associate "pretty" with more delicate looking guys.
>>33796832You replied to my female-oriented post that I made while my hand is on my penis. That makes you gay.
Time for atoga to get mopey and start whinging about trauma again. Annoying
>>33796833build up stamina and technique, and then thrust like a jackhammer.Obliterate her!
Women, why do you always insist that wars affect you more than men?
>>33796824I guess so. But I also have big lips.
>>33796815I was drunk, ok?
>>33796836but you are the one that continued stroking to it, so... you GHEY!Also, I put a disclaimer, so you could have just ignored it.
I never had a girl try to get me back. Is it because I'm short?
>>33796724Uncircumcised and yes. Because of this I prefer not doing it the traditional way, through strokes. And the frequency decreased a lot anyway in the past few years so it doesn't matter as much anymore.
>>33796841do better, queen.Moids are NOTHING. Especially those rat-faced Exs.
>>33796837Sorry that other people posting about unhappiness on an advice board inconveniences you so.
I hate women so much it's unbelievable.
Post your gender, and your most drunken regrets>tried calling her from the club because I missed her voice, but she never picked up or called back
>>33796840Respectfully....> AWOOOOGA
>>33796820see: ugly boy by die antwoord
>>337968492016 ruined 4chan, why are so many faggot normies here
God I’m such a fat nigga
>>33796840
Women, why aren't you pregnant?
>>33796762Self-isolation, being paranoid and upset etc.>>33796769What an asshole, he deserved it>>33796785Idk but it's def a niche
>>33794791Is it normal for a girl (who is a self-professed sub) to whimper during sex? Like when I'm kissing her neck, fingering her to outright fucking her she whimpers. Like she said she had a great time and I'm new to kink so I'm just curious if its common
>>33796856some of have been e-plapped.
Is it fat nigga season yet?
>>33796856We would fix the birthrates if people like cleobug101 would actually chase chad instead of shitposting on Xitter
>>33796829best way to fuck with him is to show that you're living a happy life w/o himhow'd he hurt you?
>>33796773>>33796797i disagree. it sounds ridiculous, but it actually does make a fair amount of sense, so much of addiction comes from being stuck in the same scenarios, it's not crazy at all to uproot every aspect of your life and start to form new behaviors.plus, nobody would tell a lie over the internet ;-)>>33796802based pretzel schizoid
>>33796573Spent several hours solving puzzles in Blue Prince.
>>33796856Dumb bitch
Women should dress more modestly and they should stop getting nose piercings, Gosh, it's such a turnoff and they're everywhere.
>>33796802And then you woke up and called one of your FWBs for the next binge drinking session, the end.
>>33796802>God I'm so fucking stupid and patheticIf true, you are>>33796816>But you recognize it and now know better.This is good>that's what makes you greatNo, not yetDown with this particular toxic-positivity lie, she'll have to grow a lot for that
Why do you hate fat niggaz
>>33796856being preggo is disgusting and i like being hot
>>33796868I find them sexy
>>33796856Those pants and top are good enough to get me
>>33796873Being able to fuck you for 9 months straight is hot
>>33796701Cheer up anon! Everythings'll be fine.
>>33796868no>>33796876but my bf can do that anyway
>>33796868If dressing sexy is a turnoff and modesty=good then why tf am I still single
>>33794791Well?
>>33796864>how'd he hurt you?He was cheating on me when I was institutionalized because I was depressed>>33796869Lies
>>33796878Haha yes you are definitely not some dysgenic autist
Girls, have you considered going Blonde?
>>33796882Men don't chase anymore.
>>33796853some of us have been here since 2005 but grew up to be normies. there's hope for you
>>33796883>>>/lgbT/
>>33796887>He was cheating on me when I was institutionalized because I was depressedMKG's wife, is that you?
>>33796883not feminine enough, nor am I gay
>>33796881Why doesn't he? Is he gay?
>>33796891Good lord kill yourself
>>33796889I am a blonde (in France)
>>33796900Triangulating coordinates.
>being called pretty was actually an insultcant have anything good happen to me
>>33796899why?
>>33796890Sad but true
>>33796883Nobody wants to see that.
I hate women (in Hyperborea)
>>33796799MaleHonestly it's hard to think of three games I've played that were released in the last three years. The only ones that come to mind are Enshrouded and the RE4 remake. Enshrouded was alright but gets boring kinda quickly, and the RE4 remake was decent I guess.All time, I might have to go with CP2077. It was kinda shit at release, but after Phantom Liberty it's actually really good.
Do men follow random women on instagram? And what if the account is private?
>>33796900>French>and blondemamma mia....
>>33796905Because concern trolling is fucking gross, and your millennial hypocrisy is sickening too. If you “grew up” then you were never not a normie, you just pretended you weren’t for clout.
>>33796908That didn't come out right, but you get it.
>>33796910MNo, I don't have Instagram, and I don't respect anyone who does.
i can't be blond, i'm goth (in france)
>>33796911Xhe's a charcoal black Americansky wearing a wig, calm down.
Can i use Tinder to find a man to do a specific non-sexual thing and not have any kind of romantic and sexual relationship and not get raped?Also i've never used Tinder
>>33796900>FrenchSee >>33796899
>>33796913That's not concern trolling.
>>33796799Mrecently, Helldivers 2of all time, AC1. it will be forever and always my favorite piece of mediaand it takes me back to my childhood when we were running around and climbing old buildings in white hoodies.fuck I want to go back
>>33796911I meant I am considered a blonde in France (pic related for reference), I'm not a baguette
>>33796900>blonde (in France)Your great grandmother is probably in this picture.
>>33796882Because you think that everything should just automatically fall into your lap. You would sit under under an apple tree going>If gravity makes apples fall down, why am I still hungry?
>>33796913completely nonsensical response, thanks for playing!
>>33796910MaleThis >>33796916 is what I was going to post, but strangely I don't remember posting it.
What is going on
>>33796921what is the (in france) meme, is it like she (male) or somethingI have a thing for french women...
>>33796900Do you hear ebonics at your window at this moment?
>>33796928
>>33796929Why are they being berated? Being a whore is French culture.
>>33796916Umpf, very tough mister tuff man
>>33796931Makes sense that your kind would say that, yes.
>>33796934ooh lala
>>33796928eh, its light enough I guess, you pass
>>33796900Does your hair change color quand tu change de pays?
>>33796928Kys.>>33796936Get a grip, nigga.
>>33796941oui oui. French and Italian women, my weakness
>>33796922If you need faggots to move your furniture for free then just use Bumble Friends or whatever the name is. Just don't tell your bf about using other men.
>>33796928>hot french blonde women ittWhy aren't you out getting fucked by Pierre rn?
>>33796933Fat nigga season
>>33796945LOL... yeah, ur right.
>>33796951what makes you think we aren't
>french foid presentHow much did you earn from sex work in the past 6 months?
>>33796949SwissFrenchItalianRussian> Confirmed ATOGA
>>33796950I'm not in a relationship and i just want someone to do a specific thing on me that is not sexual but it's not normal either
I want to remove my friend from snap, and discord, because I don't feel like there is anything left and he is very clearly not interested in having conversations or carrying on the friendship.I wish I could just do it silently- in other words, delete our entire conversations as well.What would you do?Basically this friendship is equivalent to a guy stringing along a girl (except we are both straight guys). Essentially, I reach out like 90% of the time, and he always says he's busy or something, and rarely replies. I'm just kinda done at this point. Like bro can only play with me in game for like an hour within a time frame of like 6 months, yet he's online at 2am on the weekends.
>>33796952What about the fat niggas (white)
>ywn spend a romantic night with a french beauty in pre-diversity Paris, then have a breakfast on those little balconies overlooking the street
>>33796956What does this mean
>>33796957You could actually post an ad like a normal person and stop expecting people to do your shit for free. But of course you happen to be female, so never mind.
>>33796958This is why I have no friends. Me and normalfags are wholly incompatible.
GenderDo you think reading books improves concentration and attention span?
Do you ever let the pork’s fat melt before cooking your pork in it?
>>33796963People from those countries post here
>>33796958Just delete or stop reaching out.
>>33796956I have never simped for swiss women.Only French and Italian. More Italian but thats because I never interacted with a French girl before irl
>>33796964I've asked it already, where would i put this ad? I'm not in US
>>33796967No.
>>33796967MYeah, I guess.
>>33796802Based and pretzelpilled Also this is the kind of thing I'd do lmao>>33796828>Sonic CDI didn't realise you were this based JP or US OST?
>>33796955>>frenchThe cuck haven?
>>33796954cAUsE shee;d bbe typiinf llikee thhis
I'm not a oui oui honhon french girl, stop insulting me!
>>33796967MReading is a meme. Just listen to an audiobook.
>>33796958>What would you do?Stop reaching out to him.Remove from friends list if seeing his name irks you.
>>33796974On your local equivalent or Craigslist
>>33796971Should I block as well? He has my number too.
>>33796958Just don't contact him anymore, easy. You don't need to leave any sort of message
>>33796967Yes, obviously. Any sort of focus based task that requires endurance and commitment will. If you seek short stimuli constantly you're feeding that sort of attention span. Whatever you choose to do is who you become.
>>33796978BETTER MEN?
>>33796802It would be so mad funny if he sent you back a picture of freshly made pretzels
>>33796980NUTELLA CREPE MACRON MACARRON BAGUETTE BAGUETTE
>>33796983Don't have that and i don't want to be involved with 30 year old men
>>33796978>even quoted the Carla Br*ni harlotCannot make this shit up.
I hate women regardless of ethnicity.
>>33796978>could theoretically faceSo nobody ever faced it and moids are inventing problems
>>33796958In the same boat. You can just stop engaging, no need to go as far as removing. If you still want to, just go ahead and do it.>>33796984I was under the impression he wasn't being an active participant in the friendship. Why block in that case?>>33796977JP of course. I've only played through it with US once and it was with fanmade past tracks.https://youtu.be/zfi10FD70wc
>>33796970
>>33796981Doesn't count.
>>33796993The fuck is wrong with 30 year old men, you abnormal freak? Kill yourself.
>>33796978thats why the only way is to get a French girl OUT of France.
We should nuke France from orbit
>>33796988Shots fired (picrel).
Moids, if I gently remind my crush that he's about to turn thirty and hasn't had a single serious relationship will he snap out of it and ask me out
>>33797000I'm not 30 years old, also i meant 30 years old and older just to be clear
>>33796996ntw but you are retarded if you think it doesn't impact their so-called "society"
>>33797004Why do you hate Black people so much?
>>33796973They could be just incognito "American"?
>>33796995Men who aren't racist <3
>>33797004I would protect all the french qts
I have lewd anime wallpaper for my desktop. My gf knows I like anime shit so I figured this shouldn't be a surprise. She visited me at my place and noticed the anime wallpaper and made a comment about it saying she didn't like it. I knew already she had self esteem issues so I'm not too surprised by her response. So I asked her did she want me to remove/replace the lewd anime wallpaper. She didn't respond back and tried to ignore the subject after that so I kinda just dropped it as well.Should I just let this pass? Or how else should I tackle this?
>>33796978Why do french people cheat so much? Weren't they super religious? Was it that the repression made them go all out sexually?
>>33797006>my crushAre you 12?
>>33796980What's wrong with that? It's just dumb bantz.Americans are burgers. Canadians are leafsetc.
>>33797007If it's not sexual then why would it matter? Can you actually state what you're trying to rope your victims into or not?
>>33797006No, that'd remind him that he should kill himself. Instead, you should just ask him out.
>>33797006why dont you just do the hankerchief strat?find an activity or event thats happening soon and tell him how frustrated you are that you'd love to go but have noone to take you or some shit like that. if he doesnt get it, just invite him to said event yourself
>>33797015We already told you that it just makes you look like a loser, it's not about her self esteem but you could lower it if you keep that for sure
Rapping is so zesty. It's almost as if black men require BWC for basic survival and the white devil has depraved them of this one fundamental need.
>french talkI hate myself
>>33797015>I have lewd anime wallpaper for my desktoptypical moid
People are so fucking retarded and illiterate now. I think the ultimate filters for finding a non retard partner are.>Are they jacked>Do they understand nutrition>Do they read ACTUAL BOOKS AND ESSAYS AND SHORT STORIES, news articles and Wikipedia and erotica don't count>Can they write>Can they cook>Can they do laundry>Can they accomplish basic household tasks for survival in general>Can they driveI realize this filters a significant portion of the population but fucking hell. You can do all these things, anyone can and should be able to and have the character and wisdom to see why they're important.
>>33796986I've spent a lot of time focusing on video games. I don't think I'd say that has improved my attention span.
>>33797032bully french girls
>>33797016the revolution did a serious number on them
>>33797006Why don't you embarrass him a bit more?
>>33797023Being held in wrestling positionsI don't want unattractive men to do that to me
Hating yourself is atupid, unless you're a woman. I hate women.
>>33797032I like to think that their cowardice is made up for by their good food and hot women
>>33797006Not reallyIf he hasn't had a serious relationship yet it's either because he's a fuckboy or he wants something real and in that case he hasn't and won't ever ask you out because he doesn't see you as girlfriend/wife material.
>>33797000"Kill yourself, kys, kill yourself, kys". Is that all you can say, you fucking imbecile?
>>33797015Take it down.
>>33797008Why are you so scared of woman cheating on you?Is it because you can't satisfy her?
>>33797006No.Touch grass and ask him out. Be the Woman you want to be; take what is rightfully yours, by his balls!
>>33797042Uh, thanks
>>33797035nice blog post
>>33797015Too late now, she knows you jerk it to cartoons. Keep it up and start looking for other girls.
>>33797020Why, is that too old for you?
>>33797035>daily le bar is on le floor post
>>33797035M or F? I’m guessing FI’d add self-reliance in general to that list but I really don’t think this filters out as many people as you think. Maybe if you’re under 20 years old
Women, what are the smallest and largest cock size you've taken? Any positive or negative experiences with them based on size?
>>33796980> French/France> Woman> Smol (?)
Good night, atoga, but not to the women, they can ask their boyfriends and orbiters to wish them good night.
I'll attempt a focaccia tomorrow, any tips?
>>33797061Cucks should be shot
>>33797035Literally none of that is important
>>33797036Most videogames are not focus based, they're stimulus based, stuff happens and you respond and react, you make decisions, you're adjusting in an interactive manner. You need to be locked in but the game demands you be locked in. A book isn't going to force you to pay attention, you have to do that yourself.
>>33797056DAMNNNN!That wasn't a shotgun blast, that was a tactical grenade launcher.
>>33797041Go to a fucking contact sports club, you absolute freak. Be social with other people instead of asking online.
>>33797035A woman posted this. Try getting a job for once instead of smooching off your boyfriend so you'll notice that if you read shit for a living you want to do something else to relax
>>33797064night night bro, have sweet dreams (kiss but in a no homo way)
>>33797067Ask /ck/
>>33797064otay
>>33797006If he decides to ask someone out, it probably wouldn't be you, not if you just mock him like that firsthttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/B7ogAzQ-olEYou'll have a better chance if you ask him out yourself right away
>>33797072I don't want to fight back and i can't larp as a sporty personI think i just have to get into kidnapping at this point
>>33797075but I want to ask the foids here
>>33797059This but unironically (for women). Think about it rationally, girls can easily find virgins, manwhores, bodybuilders or nerds in 2025 in any kinda configuration
>>33797079>https://www.youtube.com/shorts/B7ogAzQ-olEIf only the real speeddating worked like that
>>33797060I'm a male. If you're a woman though filtering out non jacked men is a huge percentage just with that. Most studies seem to cut off at 14% bodyfat but I think 12 and lower is better for "jacked" and I bet chatgtp is actually pretty close in this estimate.
>>33797080More excuses. You're some sort of globous hamplanet unable to leave her mom's home and have the audacity to filter for muscular men who will platonically indulge in your fetish not-fetish sexual-platonic wrestling-orgasming nightly activities. Sod off already.
>>33797070I'm not sure how you mean a game forces me to pay attention more than a book.
>>33797060>>33797073A man posted it, he wants his gym routine to qualify as boyfriend material somehow.
>>33797073I'm a man.
>>33796962>pre-diversity ParisSo the 1800s?
>>33797006do it and post results>>33797020>>33797056l'ing my a off at this exchange
Got my period
>>33797100RUN!!!
>>33797100Good for you, or I'm sorry that happened.
>>33797100Sorry for you, or happy that happened.
>>33797087If you're implying that i'm fat you must be stupid because fat people probably feel uncomfortable even moving on their own but anyway sorry it's a serious question, i'm not shitposting 100% so i'm not giving you any more attention and i will keep trying to find the best route
>>33797100nah sorry haven't seen it(nobody tell her but it's right here .)
>>33797088There's auditory and visual queues, there's engaging feedback loops, there's built in reward structures, there's failure states, there's built in interactivity. You don't have to force yourself to do the thing and pay attention. Some games like StarCraft may force you to focus more intensely on things outside the actual game to be successful at playing it but a book is quite frankly more boring and less immediate and you have to force yourself to engage with it until it becomes not boring.Forcing yourself to do the boring or difficult thing until it's not boring or difficult is what trains that muscle.
>>33797100did your boyfriend get you your favorite chocolate and/or cake?
If everything is depressing maybe I'm just depressed
>>33797028There's an opera I want to watch but I don't think he's into that>>33797045I think I'm in the little-sister zone desu... And I don't believe he's a fuckboy, he is just pretty clueless
Gotta go deeper
>>33797035>Are they jackedWomen who are 30 pounds overweight always want a jacked guy.
>>33797113So I should do more boring things?
>>33797116>There's an opera I want to watch but I don't think he's into thatif he's into you, he'll be into the opera
/Atoga/ how does it feel knowing that someone will get kidnapped because of you?
>>33797086Is body fat percentage a good way to measure how jacked someone is? You can lack definition but still have jacked strength. I feel like that would bump the number up significantly to 15-20% of men
>>33797131Me?
>>33797121Generally yeah, it's very important to do. The more you feed immediacy and stimulating activities the less you're able to endure the boring stuff that makes a big difference in self discipline and mastery of various tasks. You'll give up at stuff as soon as it loses your interest and just be a skilless retard.
France-ish.
>>33797131I’ll make sure to flip tails instead of heads next time. I’m sorry :(
>>33797115It's not real. You are choosing to be depressed because you enjoy being a victim.
Fat niggas run this shit now
>>33797134Probably not
>>33797136Vive le Québec libre, et la Palestine aussi, Tabarnak!
>>33797135Ok, thank you for the /adv/ice.
>>33797136Your entire post makes me want to punch you.
Why don't people on facebook marketplace understand that their used couch is worthless. No one is paying $700 for your nasty mite ridden couch
I'd like to let the french foids know. if we both lived during the reign of terror. I'd win
>>33797143Quebec Libre is a white nationalist movement, are you sure thats what your liberal heart bleeds for?
Do you play any porn games?
>>33797151I did, they're a cute dress up game alternative
>>33797133Yeah it is. But we're just arguing about definitions at this point. When I say jacked I mean being able to see visible muscle, vascularity, being lean, having control of your diet, etc. Its not really directly related to strength. You're right that you can be very strong and fit at 15% and 20% bodyfat, but you're still fat at that point (more on the upper end). Theres a lot of fit males that can get strong in the gym but they never get a jacked physique because they never control their diet with enough discipline and detail to get themselves down to the percentages where their muscle actually shows in significant ways.
>>33797151Not as much as I did in college but occasionally still.
>>33797151Aurelia
>>33797107The best route is to PAY a personal trainer, you retard. Stupid fuck unable to do any adulting.
>>33797151No, I'm not a teen anymore.
>>33797151Yea I have 5,000 hors playing /atoga/
>>33797151I have around 400 gigs of porn games on my computer, 700 if you count Skyrim. But no, after getting a gf I stopped
>>33797166/atoga/ is on a blue board
>>33797160I'm thinking about that but again i'd just be larping that i want to be active in that kind of sport and then he would be weirded out by me and kill me on the spot, also i don't want him to be +30 years old
>>33797079I'm not mocking him, it's an objective reality. I'm a few years younger than him and even I am worried about turning thirty without ever having been in a relationship
>>33797156how come?
>>33797150>"Speak white, speak white!!! Why can’t you French frogs speak white!!!">Ok then, we’ll form a country for our own people!>"Whaa you guys are white nationalist, that’s racist"
>>33797168NTA, but that's what makes the porn game difficult.
>>33796965>>33796971>>33796982>>33796985>>33796997You guys literally won't believer it, but like 5 minutes after I made that post, he called me.. We were talking and it was actually a pretty good conversation.God is good, and certainly works in mysterious ways.
>>33797151No. That's gay.
>>33797151I used to, stopped when I got fwb
>>33797146hehehe
>>33797178Lying to us is just as bad as lying to him. We see through you, and we're disappointed.
>>33797178>god is goodKill yourself street shitter
>>33797172Takes up too much time (and not much comes out anymore that's good anyways). Last thing I played was some exhibitionism stealth game>>33797178That's good anon. I hope my own flakey friend can follow suit.
Need a boyfriend
>>33797170You're honestly so unintelligent and sheltered. This entire requirement can be explained in like two minutes, especially since you're female and benefit from a lot of implicit trust. And not all personal trainers are over 30, but that might've not crossed your simple horny mind.
>>33797178You will be here again in a month when the avoidant tard does his spiel again.
>>33797151F. I don't think I've ever played a porn game besides some dress up games where they're naked underneath it, I guess. Someone suggest a free one I can play on my phone without getting a virus.
>>33797185Need Euro GF.Such a strange coincidence.
>>33797185Why do girls always say I need a boyfriend and not I'm looking for a boyfriend
>>33797191Android or iPhone
>>33797193Because their fucking cunt is already dripping.
>>33797191Get a desktop PC, sis.Mobile gaming is ick.
>>33797199currently me scrolling threads
>>33797187Explain please, and remember that i don't want any of that to lead to sex or love for the other person
>>33797185>Need perfect tall provider boyfriendFixed it for you.
>>33797193I see atoga moids saying>need gfall the time.
I'm an expert when it comes to moidsI bet I could play any moid itt like a fiddle
*tip-toes past you, trying to sneak by*
>>33797176Woah, true. Same logic applies for Israël too.
>>33797151Not currently. I played Sequel BLIGHT a long time ago and loved it, basically binging it for a week straight. I want to play the other games, and I probably will eventually, but time to myself is rare enough that I want to spend it on more serious games.
>>33797197Android.
>>33797202You might be mentally impaired. You just call the guy and tell him that you need one or two sessions at most and have this requirement, not sexual, that you will pay him for. And then if he doesn't accept then you thank him and call someone else.
>>33797207"I thought I heard something."*creeps over with a weapon out and stands a foot away from you, before turning around and leaving*"It must have been nothing."
how do I get a lightskinded ass baddie like this?
>>33797204
>>33797207*i summon my wrestler stand and he performs a german suplex as he notices you"
>>33797206Ok, do me
*grabs the dick aggressively*
I wish femanon would play me like a fiddle.
>>33797216aka Alisha Keyes.
>>33797212NTAhttps://eroism.itch.io/insect-prison-remake
>>33797213Are you still talking about the personal trainer? But he would think that i'm a weirdo, how do i deal with that
>>33797220>Need guy to rapeNot boyfriend. Guy to assault instead.
>>33797181Boipussy.
>>33797207C-ccheck under your bed...!
Also my last post about this today. Even in 400 BC hags were in shambles.
>>33797230You ARE a weirdo and a lunatic. Just be yourself, roll with it and let your female charm do the rest.
>>33797220Yay!
>>33797233is that you requesting?
>>33797219>can you please help me with *some extremely simple shit that everybody can do, even a fucking retard*>you're good at this!>thank you so much, you're a lifesaver>teeheeWorks every time
>>33797204i hate tall men
Women. What are your opinions on the YouTuber Kamikaze_Shortbus? Is she representative of women, or extremely-online women anyways?
/atoga/ camping over the weekend in the rain.
>>33797237Okay, i'll try to not get raped
>>33797241not this garbage LARP again...
>>33797240>>you're good at this!My cock twitched. You win.
>>33797239I am saying what you are.
>>33797242Youtube was ruined the moment they started paying people to upload "content".
As a pot-bellied 35 year old man with a fat face, how do I go back to being skinny and looking like a CLAMP character like I did when I was 19-25 y/o?
>>33797247teehee x2
>>33797250>CLAMP characterMen are into that?
>>33797245Unless...
>>33797250Just remember what you did when you were 19-25
>>33797248no, thanks.Maybe the other ATOGANs can hook you up.
>>33797193why do men always hyper focus on the exact phrasing to nitpick
>>33797250Fasting (t. formerly even fatter fatty)
>>33797208It would have been, if it wasn’t for the fact that they force the aboriginals to live in an open air prison with check points everywhere, starve them, and bomb them everyday, while reducin their territories like they have ben doing for over 50 years.
>>33797191All the worthwhile ones are best enjoyed on at least a laptop. F95zone is the best place to look for them, and they do offer mobile games for download, but they don't seem all that great.
>>33797258>no, thanksNonsense reply.
>>33797256Unless what...
>>33797255I was really into the witchy chick from xxxHolic. I wanted to fuck her.
>>33797255no, but women are
>>33797226Her name is Chase Infiniti, show some respect.
I honestly believe most women would rather date someone like Ted Bundy than just an average, normal guy.
>>33797264otay
>>33797265Unless that was your goal all along in your roleplay fantasies!
>>33797257What I did when I was 19-25 was had almost no money, walked everywhere, and ate only peanuts, oranges, and tuna for lunch as a single meal every 3-4 days.
>>33797274So start running or speed walking and eat less or healthier.
>>33797269I didn't stutter.Alisha Keyes is Queen.
ÄÖÜÖÜÄÜÄÖ
Never been cream pied. Going to kill myself
>>33797270Most people would rather shock themselves than sit in an empty room doing nothing.
>>33797270Define average and normal
>>33797276>Alisha KeyesYou are too fucking stupid to spell both her first and last name properly though.
>>33797268My bad i thought he meant he wanted a Clamp looking gf>>33797267Yuuko is cool yeah
>>33797270No, they date Chad/Brad, Tyrone, Mohamed, Kumar and Pedro.I guess they could potentially become a Ted Bundy
>>33797272Not yet
>>33797284Can you like, put on a trip or something so we can all filter you out?
>>33797278Unreal
>>33797282Tomato/Potato.
>>33797284>Ted BundyThe country singer?
Not sure what else to say.
>>33797279Exactly. This explains why I got booted out of middle school for publicly jerking off or exposing my penis to my classmates multiple times when I was an adolescent. I had high-grade, radioactive ADHD and got bored easily so I took it out through public sexual harassment. But I got a number of free days/weeks/months off to bicycle around my neighborhood, go fishing, read fantasy books, and do shit at my own pace so I wasn't complaining.
>>33797284yall ever fill out job applications
>>33797278Most men haven't been creampied.
>>33797287>>33797290>>33797293Too easy to trigger Euros.
>>33797283No, I mean I wanted to look like one of the tall, skinny dudes from a CLAMP manga, which is kinda how I looked when I was a decade and a half younger.
>>33797296>posts boring copypasta>LOLOLOL KEK GET TROLOLOLOLO
>>33797296Sorry I don't listen to songs about a guy's girl running off with his dog and his truck
>>33797288It's humiliating >>33797294This is no time for jokes you will never understand me
<:~]
>>33797297I was stupid sorry, i'll pray that they create a bishonen potion for you
>>33797300Exactly, I prefer to listen to super emo goth music about fucking up your mind on opioids or being depressed about sex. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1CmCS5vuRI
>>33797240Or Ian Watkins, more recently.
>>33797278I don't reckon that will improve your chances.
>>33797302It is pretty much always a time for jokes.Unless you are close to 30, which you surely aren't.
atoga, always keep track of your bets, i just won a longstanding bet from over 10 years ago, and at this point, i no longer remember what i was supposed to win. this sucks
>>33797309I'm depressed about being in my 30s because what's the average human lifespan, like 45-50 years old? In less than a decade I'll be at death's door.
>>33797312I don't bet.
Girls, does it bother you when you’re sitting next to a guy you know and he keep staring at you?
>>33797250Calorie deficit diet.
>>33797278You'd get men willing to do it right here, in this very thread, if you were serious enough about it to actually want it. But you aren't.
>>33797309Did someone say joke thirtykek
>>33797308well if you think of a sperm like a bullet and
>>33797315If he's sitting on my side? I can't really notice that
>>33797199You gonna pay for it?>>33797228Guys, is this safe?>>33797263I don't want to download porn to my phone, ever. Also I want someone to curate the games for me. I want one with no cum at all.
>>33797313> the average human lifespan, like 45-50 years old?Um, maybe if you are Congolese and got some sickness.Where do you live?
>>33797315guys dont ever look at me, wtf you on about?
>>33797314damn. sounds like you don't fuck either
Women, would any of you ever peg me up the ass with this bad boy?
>>33797323Like you’re both watching a movie, but he’s watching your reactions instead of the movie.
>>33797329Haha you got me
>>33797327>Where do you live?America.
>>33797332I'd feel nervous and self conscious
>>33797279K. Just blame yourself instead of men for your own dumb decisions.>>337972815/10, out of shape, makes decent money but not rich, has a few hobbies but nothing particularly unique or interesting. You'd probably call him "boring".
>>33797333its ok man someday you'll get laid im sure. wanna put money on it
>>33797325>Guys, is this safe?I haven't played that game but I'm not sure that's the kind of game for you. It looks like it's about getting fucked by, and probably inseminated by, insects.>I don't want to download porn to my phone, ever. Also I want someone to curate the games for me. I want one with no cum at all.I think your best bet would just be using AI for interactive fap fuel on mobile.
crashout spam time
>>33797341I last got laid in 2023, over two years now without sex, fml
>>33797335Then 60+ shouldn't be an issue, unless you fuck shit up for yourself on purpose.And the not being creampied thing well have you just used condoms until now? Why the sudden desperation?
>>33797325Femanon knows what she wants.*SNAP*
It’s still fat nigga season tho
>>33797340>5/10, out of shape, makes decent money but not rich, has a few hobbies but nothing particularly unique or interesting. You'd probably call him "boring".Self-reporting much?
>>33797342There are many Indians in Europe, too, you know?
>>33797348She wants SNAP benefits?
>>33797306Honestly. Country music is just too samey
>>33797330YES omg that is a treasure
>>33797340woah that is literally me!
>ex gf unblocked me and reached back out to me to call me an assholeshe wants me back or else she would have blocked me again. What a dumb bitch
>>33797246it's not a larp just because it doesn't reinforce your worldviews lol
>>33797309Very funny.
>>33797361Why have you not blocked her too?
>>33797185>>33797241>>33797334>>33797362ENTJ stop pretending to be a woman, mate
>>33797352I fit in that category, yes, like many men do.
Women, would you ever go bungee jumping or skydiving or are you a wuss?
>>33797367Out of shape and boring are easily fixable.
>>33797366please don't compare me to that spammer lmao. i have zero feelings towards indians
Why do skinny women always have bright red nail polish?It does not fit them.
>>33797371My feelings about Indians is that those I have met in Europe and America are generally pleasant people.
>>33797371>i have zero feelings towards indiansThis kind of reply doesn't help your case much
>>33797364I don’t check my phone ever so I never cared to block her. I’m glad she realized the grass isn’t greener and now she’s crawling her sorry ass back to me
Men, what would you do if a tiger jumped onto your balcony?
>>33797373i've met rude ones and nice ones, like any nationality lol
>>33797378Leave the door closed.I will also wonder if the stupid fuck starts eating some of my hot chilis I still have out there.
>>33797370Sure, but I don't want to fix the "boring" part because I don't really think it's something to fix. I don't want a gf who wants to go skydiving and backpacking across Asia and live in a van for eight months and then have a short stint as a stand-up comedian, etc. That is repulsive to me.I could get in better shape, but it wouldn't help much.
>>33797374all i know about entj is that he spam posts about india lol
>TFW no nerdy bf to dance like this withhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=nEH9ZBVKiw4
Boogie2988 is 51 and still alive. He's an inspiration to millions.
>>33797378Leave out cat food for it.
reminder
>>33797382>That is repulsive to me.NTAWhat a deranged statement.
>>33797386who
>>33797388Reminder that screenshotting your own posts is fucking gay and cringe schizo
>>33797389women having hobbies and personality other than sucking dick and cooking dinner is repulsive to most loser moids
>>33797390Youtube legend.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-CaC_43cZI
Age gap couples should be illegal. People are picking up on a dude born in the early 2000’s getting close with a woman born in the late 80’s at my work. There’s a non zero chance they start dating in the near future and that’s fucking gross
>>33797396ew
>>33797398The foid fears the MILF.
>>33797390Exceedingly fat abuser and pathological liar.
>>33797382>I don't want a gf who wants to go skydiving and backpacking across Asia and live in a van for eight months and then have a short stint as a stand-up comedian, etcNot having those hobbies doesn't make you boring, your attitude towards them does. Any hobby can be as boring or interesting as you make it to be.>I could get in better shape, but it wouldn't help much.No one wants to date a slob who doesn't respect their own well being.
>>33797390Guy who put on this performative nice fat guy act on youtube for years before settling into being a con man and grifter
Snowing today
>>33797398let the man have his sugar mommy.
>>>/co/150803725Who are you voting for Mr. /co/ 2025?
>>33797319The men here don't love me
>>33797378I would pspspsp him :)
>>33797404nasty
>>33797408FUCKFUCKINGOFFFOREVER
>>33797398Let people be happy
>>33797412Why are you so mad, chuddy?
My, my, you busted meLike a Robocop, strike meWith your riding crop, I'm forever going celibate tomorrowTonight like success knows no shame
do girls like being complimented on their eyes or too weird?
>>33797378Pet kitty
>>33797409You just proved him right.
>>33797409Then you want to be loved, with the cream pie just being a side effect, you disingenuous retard. That's like whining about how you want to make smoke, and when people start trying to help you or teach you how, you're like "but that's not the exhaust from a really high-end car". What you wanted was the car, not the air pollution. Fuck you. No wonder you aren't loved.
>>33797408Dunno, maybe that guy
>>33797415Envious af of that 26 year old, got to have sex with Atomic Blonde HERSELF!
>>33797386He's lost all of his money on polemon cards and hookers and he's still a fat fuck living in some rural shithole, doing nothing all day while raking up debt. He's not an inspiration to anyone.
>>33797415The issue is that this dude is getting emotionally close to her and I doubt it’s just wanting to fuck once
When a dog hump you, do you hump it back?
Women of /atoga/, may I goon your pussy?
>>33797420>>33797421And you guys are stupid
>>33797428I kick it in its ugly face.
>>33797430no
can anyone go out and have race queen outfit gf x riding suit bf sex and give it a rating?
>>33797433Fuck off i never wanted you anyway ungoonworthy biycj
>>33797408FOR THE BETTER MEN>>>/co/150803913
>>33797431Wooow, you really showed us.You are on the same level as the i hate women idiot.
I fear the men that actually want to be the boyfriend and possibly husband of women over 5 years older than them
Do you prefer warm or cold bananas?
>>33797435i dont know what that acronym stands for
>>33797433Thanks for the firm rejection and for being clear about that. See you tomorrow!
>>33797440JH prefers cucumbers.
>>33797441NTA He meant bitch
>>33797439But she's so pretty
>>33797440Cool.
>>33797155I guess so. Maybe I live somewhere where the average person cares more about their physical appearance than in other places>>33797385I couldn’t stop laughing lol but that does look like fun. Lucky guy
>>33797440For eating, right? I just got a bunch and they're on my desk. It seems like you can't refrigerate them or the peel goes bad.
>>33797439im 35 and had to turn down a 19 year old recently. zoomers are on crack or something
>>33797441Sybau>>33797447Ygah
Post favorite and least favorite namefags go
>>33797458Anonymous
>33797458No. Don't tell me what to do.
>>33797458shut up and become a streamer
>>33797456i dont speak zoomber can someone please translate this child for me
>>33797458qt was nice to me today
>>33797458Ihatewomen
Remember the Quirk Chungus? This is her now.
>>33797455I wish I'd had a 13 year old woman as a sex mentor and friends with benefits when I was younger. You know like how some young gay men have a gay sugar daddy that mentors them in the homosexual lifestyle, I wish I'd had a straight version of that with an older woman when I was in my late teens/early twenties, you know, like in The Graduate.
>>33797458qt is nice sometimes. sarge, mkg, and entj all need to rope though
>>33797449Me too>>33797454Mmh that’s weird, the only thing I found, is that the peel has more string, but the banana itself, leaves a better sensation in my mouth when cold.
>>33797463Shut your bitch ass up, is what I believe the first one is. I dunno the second.
>>33797458I can’t say my favourite because they won’t like itLeast favourite is ENTJ
>>33797389>>33797394You two are retarded. Who the hell has the time or the energy for all of that, and wants to upend their lives every few months for stupid FOMO shit?>>33797403Any woman who does all of that either does it for her Insta reel (i.e. to make her look cool and sophisticated) or out of FOMO ("If I don't, it'll mean I'm missing important life experiences").Obviously the first one is stupid, and if you actually believe those things are necessary life experiences you are both extremely ignorant and stupid and also way too online. The ability to do these things as a middle class person is something that has happened within the last 50 years or so, and even now it's not all that common unless you're a basic white girl who grew up in a middle class household where she never had to try hard at anything in her life.>your attitude towards them doesMy "attitude" is just being a serious person who isn't interested in wasting a decade of my life "finding myself" or whatever other nonsense women justify this shit with.>No one wants to date a slobNot a slob. I'm not obese, just not in the best shape. I dress and groom myself well and I keep my space very neat.
>>33797463>shut yo bitch ass up>you goofy as hell
>>33797467i'm 35f and he was 19m and im not a pedophile so please go away
>>33797466What is she now? FTM?
Why no attractive size queen as horny and enthusiastic to lube it up for taking it as I am to give it? Dumbest genetic curse ever
>>33797477Weird
>>33797466This is just a regular millennial white woman.
MenWhat hairstyle do you like on a black woman?
>>33797477NTA, but ohh, that makes more sense. Men don't care about age as much as women do.
>>33797473lmao oke loser fatty good luck out there
>>33797482Corn rows, like Jada Pinkett-Smith in the Matrix movies.
>>33797473I hate that you replied to me.I was hoping to never hear from you again.
>>33797482Cornrows , no wigs
>>33797477Are you black?
>>33797479What? Isn't it a normal thing?
>>33797482Great big poofy afro.
>>33797489>>33797485Angry because I'm right.
>>33797482I'm sorry to say this, but ones with smooth hair. I know black hair is naturally extremely curly, and that it takes a huge amount of effort to straighten it, but dang it, that's what I like. I don't like the dense curls.
>>33797482Top bun with bangs.
>>33797491No, but you will be.
>>33797491nope we are both white, he was just too young for me so i turned him down. can't imagine dating someone with no career yet and can't even buy me a beer lol
>>33797494Yeah, because you are the one in a happy relationship and all the women are looking for you.
>>33797482I like every hairstyle on black women except cornrows. I guess I'm racist, sorry.
The most attractive men that tried to hit on me were a couple of years younger than me but i'm under 30 years old too, just wanted to say it
>>33797494right about what? your post was tl so i dr
>>33797503Hi
Women, what are you thinking about when you and I sit on a fold-out sofa goofing each other and periodically leaning in to French kiss each other? What's going through your head?
I wish I had a woman to hornypost about oral sex with.
>>33797509what if she has no experience
I wish I had a woman to watch movies and read books and yapyapyap about life with.
I wish I had a gun to give a womanly name
>>33797501What does that have to do with whether or not I'm right? (I am)
Which of these two rooms and which of these two vibes is closest to yours?
>>33797470Yeah, the enclosed cold space accelerates the peel itself going bad. These are tropical fruit we're talking about after all.Have you tried peeling and then freezing them? Could be a neat treat.>>33797482Straight hair on them is pretty cute, but not essential. Fluffy ponytails are nice. I don't like braids or dreads.
>>33797516Neither
>>33797516cute lamp
>>33797514I wish I had a geeky autistic daughter who I raised with my career woman wife and whose projects in her Gifted Education classes we could both be proud of and gush over together and put on the fridge.
>>33796184We don't. We understand that only desperate men that want to mostly abuse women do that shit.Export the woman haters.
>>33797510I just want a connection towards loving oral. I just want to hornypost, I'm a virgin too but I just like writing and talking about it.
>>33797516Bottom is literally me
I wish I didn't have to pay for cute girls
>>33797482nag but i like those twisty braids on men and women
>>33797343>It looks like it's about getting fucked by, and probably inseminated by, insects.And people jerk off to that?Also fuck AI. You guys are my only trusted generative porn source.
Would you say that near a tree by a river there is a hole in the ground, where an old man of Aran goes around and around?
I wish I had a dog I could use a shock collar on
>>33797512>yapyapyapnigga you gay
>>33797482Long and curly.
>>33797529what are you paying
I wish he'd post his cat already
>>33797510NTAEnthusiasm is the most important thing. Even if a woman has never touched a dick before, hearing about the things she wants to do, the things she wants to try, why she wants to try those things, and so on is hot as hell. Exploring those fantasies, even over text, would be incredible.
If you have an Italian girlfriend or wife, is breaking linguini noodles in half in front of her before putting them into a pot going to lead to a divorce? What about labeling a cappuccino mix in a tin as 'campuccino'?
>>33797540okay
>>33796708Sorry for the delay, I was playing vidya.Okay. First off, I'm generally a little wary of buying upholstered furniture because of bed bugs. So the very first thing I'd do is inspect the couch carefully: check along seams, under cushions, in any crevice you can find. Be aware that it's not a guarantee you don't have bed bugs, but it's worth checking.Once that's done, start with vacuuming; really get in there and vacuum repeatedly. Most of the dirt is dry, so removing as much of that as possible upfront makes a big difference.I'd invest in an upholstery cleaner. I have pic rel and I'm pretty happy with it.If you choose to do so, after vacuuming, pre-spray the fabric with a cleaner that's meant for upholstery. Gently rub it in with a horsehair brush and let it sit for around 10 minutes. You don't want to drench the fabric, just get it wet.Rinse the fabric with the upholstery cleaner; in the tank, put distilled water and a tiny pinch of vinegar. The rule I've read is 1 wet pass : 4 dry passes. The suction isn't super strong. After that, towel the surface, then put it somewhere ventilated to dry.And of course, always do a quick test on an inconspicuous spot first.Hope it helps.
>>33797540>hearing about the things she wants to do, the things she wants to try, why she wants to try those things, and so on is hot as hell.even if she wants to rip a beaded sound out of his dick like a beyblade?
>>33797482A big ass afro!Or picrealated what ever it’s called>No ridiculous wigs with babyhair gorilla glue>Most black women wigs I have seen look fucking stupid!
Women, do you wash your hands before blowing men?
>>33797539>hewho?
>>33797548I feel seen, even if your terminology is wrong.
>>33797542If you are germanic she would forgive anything
>>33797549Not specifically. I don't really use my hands when giving blowies and I wash my hands often.
>>33797550Ihatewomen
>>33797516Bottom, with the addition of some houseplants and a couple fish tanks>>33797527Hello friend
>>33797531>And people jerk off to that?I think there are a lot of women that like it, and I remember hearing some vtuber explain why she liked it: "because they don't care about you", "they just want to mate".And thanks, I think. I guess that works for mobile-friendly schlicking.>>33797542She would hit you.>>33797539Can you settle for an old pic of an old cat?
>>33797550He knows who he is
>>33797560Aww your cat is such a sweet looking little baby with those big eyes
>>33797539I did, like 2 years ago
>>33797560Cute pink nose
>>33797560Nta but i disagree and i would never trust Vtubers, insect porn is just an evolution of bestiality ntr ugly old bastard man abomination
>>33797516Neither. If I had to choose, the first one because it has a plant.I'm autistic about cleaning my house tho.>>33797507"Why is it called french kissing? It's so cool that head and caput have the same root. Did I turn off the oven? What am I going to do at work tomorrow?"I'm just anxious.
>>33797553JH?
>>33797557I applaud your skill/stamina. Using hands more and more is advice I often see about blowjobs, especially when someone brings up fatigue or jaw soreness.
>>33797574Do you really have to do this every time?
State genderIf you are single and got a partner, would you still be posting on atoga? If yes, how often?
>>33797582Male, slightly less perhaps, though I'd still show up on here to troll or hornypost made up stories.
>>33797582MProbably not. It would be much less
>>33797582MYes, depending on boredom. I come here to pass the time, not have a great time.
>>33796023It really depend?How big are the tits and is she good at blowjob.
>>33797582No, I'd stop. I'd just talk to her.
>>33797582MaleI would return when I need advice and I would leave when I don't need advice.
>>33797566>>33797568Technically my sister's, but he was my buddy when I stayed at her place for a few seasons. I miss having a cat.>>33797582Getting a partner for the first time was what inspired me to start using /adv/ in the first place, so I don't think it'd deter me. Less often though, maybe a few nights a week.
>>33797582f, i'm posting here bc my man is playing vidya while we're waiting for dinner to cook. i post here every so often when im bored
>>33797560Such a cute kitty.
>>33797574Obvs.
>>33795995Just because they removed your dick and balls, dosen’t make you a woman!
>>33797591>woman ignores instructions to talk about herselfMany such cases
>>33797598everyone answers questions that aren't directed at them here
>>33797599You’re retarded and should die
Gender, are you wasteful with electricity or water or anything like that? Be honest.
>>33797553Dreadlocks usually look good too, on any women.
>>33797601MNo because my dad would scream if we were
>>33797600you live for that drama, queen
>>33797601F. I hear my mom yelling at me every time I leave a light on.
>>33797582MJust to pass time every now and then, so I guess once a week.
>>33797607No I’d be much happier if you dropped dead
You think you know me
>>33797562who?
I'm kind of hungry and thinking about heating up some soup.It's... it's midnight...
>>33797582F. I post just as often here now that I'm not single, at least on weekdays. But my weekends are typically more busy with all the mind blowing sex we have.
>>33797618Have some soup. It's never a bad time for soup.
>>33797619Yes and soon you will spawn your own shota to rape
i once paid for an outfit to give to a character i like but then it turned out kinda ugly looking
>>33797562I am not going to post catpiss.
>>33797601Yeah, I don't really care, I pay the bills.
>>33797601I save so much water and electricity it's unreal.Male.
>>33797618>>33797623It's a bad time for soup. You're going to fill up your bladder and have a restless night.
Women,how would you react if you found out that one of your college friends (who you like as a person but you know is romantically unsuccessful & has a penchant for being awkward/weird/off but is still nice) has been hanging with and banging college chickens (18-22) that're a decade younger than him by faking his age on dating apps?
Henlo frens.
>>33797635i would murder any 18+ person who types like this
>>33797612yes, because you are dramatic
You know what else women do that look fucking stupid?Long acrylic nails!Unless you’re Melissa Jefferson, it still look rediculous, but she’s the fastest woman alive so she she can wear whatever she want, she’s earned it!
>>33797639Death in this case being informal, not in my view. Go away daddy issues, stop replying
>>33797631Having a small plate of soup is like drinking a glass of water. It's not a big deal.
>>33797631Luckily that rarely happens to me.I just decided on eating three spoons of yoghurt and then brush me teeth and go to bed.
>>33797633>He has been having sex with chickens? Call the police! Bestiality is a crime!
>>33797638You're free to try, Fatboy.
>>33797635Fuck off.
>>33797633Why is he fucking so many chickens? Weirdo.I don't like liars. Lying to women to fuck them seems pretty predatory to me, too.
>>33797641ok drama queen
>>33797647i'm not fat or a boy but i'll look for him so you get the punishment that you deserve
Anybody want to reccomend a meal before my platelet donation? Breakfast?
>>33797651Ok daddy’s belt
>>33797635Which childfucker and discord groomer is this?
>>33797633i would not be friends with this person due to immaturity, probably
>>33797658omg i love you anon
>>33797625It's always shota with you guys here.
Women, would you let a man shit in your vagina?
>>33797560What a cute cat, such an animated face :oHere’s mine, I think I’ve posted him before. He’s a smart, very timid cat
>>33797657cmon you don't think your reactions aren't just a LITTLE over the top? it's ok to be dramatic, just join the drama club or something
>>33797662You’re a creepy fucking weirdo who gets away with your pedo tendencies because you’re a woman
>>33797656Clorox.
>>33797656How about some eggs? I like mine sunny side up
i want to have sex inside of this
>>33797667I recommend therapy to deal with your attention seeking attitudes. Daddy’s belt can’t hurt you anymore
>>33797666Nice pussy, Satan.
>>33797668I don't do or say anything shota related here, you're the one who brought it up.
>>33797656You need protein and iron. Red meat or chicken are the best bet. Can't go wrong with a good sandwich. Omelet for breakfast maybe.
>>33797666Handsome boy!
>>33797676Ok pedo
I think if a woman let the head of my cock into the pocket of her throat and just slowly swallowed repeatedly I wouldn't even be able to stand afterwards. I want it so bad. It actually haunts my dreams. I can literally feel it in my pelvic floor just imagining it.Women, be honest, would you suck cock three or more times a day if you were deep in love?
hittin this thiccness with the quiccness...
>>33797683nag but this doesn't actually work physiologically
>>33797683No. I like sucking dick, but that's way too much dick sucking even for me.
>>33797524Many men who are losers or nothing special in first world countries would be winners in third world shitholes. Roasties trying to moralfag about it and talk about abuse are just coping. Their first world lifestyle is only possible through exploiting third world countries anyway.
>>33797683maybe
>>33797687nta but what if the guy makes you cum beforehand each time?
>>33797691You sound avoidant as fuck
>>33797683No. Sucking cock that often and that deep leads to throat soreness and a scratchy throat. Believe me, I know.
>>33797683Jesus Christ.
Anyone here like the band Lost Prophet? I didn't but I'm curious to know how your day is going.
>>33797694Moid hands
>>33797693you sound silly, i just have no experience and i can't know for sure and see >>33797694
where do asian women who were hand crafted for BWC hang out?
>>33797696Never heard of them before the baby rapist got stabbed.
>>33797701unattractive white man who can't attract white women needs your help
>>33797699You just need determination.
>>33797701Aokigahara
>>33797692Same thing. I'm not really interested in getting off that much every day, and I much prefer having vaginal sex compared to anything else, with him coming in me.
>>33797702I knew of the scandal before. Barely knew their music. Not my sound. Pretty wild to know there's people out there with that level of mind fuck that they get off on that.
>>33797705Gesundheit!
>>33797696You sound like one of those idiots who kept spamming that woman on the bus and that political talker getting killed.
>>33797701In my room
womenWould you date a DJ knowing their lifestyles?
>>33797686What happens when it looks like cock "slots in" to the throat? Like you can tell when a girl is sucking it deep but then she just pops down and straightens out her neck and the throat bulges?When something gets stuck in your throat you definitely gag and swallow trying to dislodge it, wouldn't that feel good on a cock?>>33797694That's sad, I want head a lot and I don't think once or twice a day would be enough. However I would pace it between deepthroat, gentle suckling, licking just the glans, trying to probe the slit, licking balls, humping cheek, etc. Everything related to oral is amazing. Like, I want her using her mouth to be a primary language of pleasure and love. I want her to make love to me with her mouth and make me cum over and over again until I'm whimpering her name and shaking my head from side to side basically unable to take anymore. I want her to milk me.
>>33797601Somewhat related, why do people leave their PC running for years without ever shutting it off?
>>33797718Hot, but my opinion stands. Mixing up oral and other kinds of sex would be mandatory.
>>33797683MI'd be so fucking over the moon to get a blowjob once a day. It would be the highlight of every single day of mine.
>>33797717No. I dislike going out.
Hi, do you remember me?
>>33797718I'm not sure exactly what you're asking but actually swallowing with a penis in your throat doesn't work. It blocks the tongue from moving as it would during a normal swallowing action.
>>33797731Generic anonymous poster who probably writes disgusting hornyposts?
>>33797731Yeah, you're that guy with the face.
>>33797731https://youtu.be/jWaqCMxDMKU
>>33797733No that's me.
>>33797740Ah, you should cut your wrists
>>33797741Done. Now what?
~ getting drunk in the shower again ~*air guitar*
>>33797743Stop posting forever
>>33797746I had a beer and I feel really good
>>33797747No.
>>33797731I wished to never hear from you again.
>>33797748Whatcha drinkin?
>>33797749Oh well
>>33797754 A leftover can a of Guinness from a party. I don’t drink often but I do love a cheeky pint of guinny every now and then. Hbu
>>33797701no idea, but can i just say that the only good webm in the wmaf thread is the one where the only part of the man's body that's in frame is his veiny arms
>>33797761Average foid
>>33797761ASL? which webm btw
I think having a baby would save our relationship unironically
>>33797760>leftover>GuinnessBud have some self respect. Drinking is bad for you as it is, it should at least be a good time.I'm having canned margaritas.
Unfortunately for you all, I survived my trip
>>33797731https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSz16ngdsG0
>>33797775This means war.
>>33797768This isn't a dating thread, sir.
>>33797775Where are you now?
>>33797778Sad that I’m back in the city, happy that there’s showers, I stink so bad >>33797780Back home
>>33797779Shut up faggot
>>33797782You got the dirt tan? Love me some dirt tan. That first shower feels like heaven.
Why do women have to be so gay
>>33797786Yeah lol, plus a nice hangover. Weekend in the bush is the best
>>33797784No.
>>3379776814th image reply
>>33797789Based. Just you or did you go out with the lads?
>>33797793Extended family and siblings, some of them I haven’t seen in over a decade
I wish I could spend a weekend in a femanon’s bush
>>33794791holding foid's arms over her head (with one hand because my hands are huge) and groping her breasts with my other hand and then I finger her until she cums and squirts and she can barely stand.
>>33797797>>33795819
>>33797797I only squirt from being fucked, and I don't like having my chest grabbed at. You're very misinformed.
Right now I feel like a woman could give me a blowjob and id cum in like a minute and a half and then be ready to go again in another minute. She'd have to make me cum three or four times just to actually get me to last like 6 minutes between them and the next shot. I feel like I want to cum like seven or eight times in an hour or sucking.It feels like there's a giant ape inside thrashing around my core and making bubbles and tremors boil up and it brews all into my dick. It's hard to think about anything else. The only thing that can ever calm me is a woman sucking me.
>holding foid's arms over her head (with one hand because my hands are huge) and groping her breasts with my other hand and then I finger her until she cums and squirts and she can barely stand.
If sassi perere has been haunting the forest, for hundreeds of years, is it criminal to suck his penis?
Do women actually get sore the next day after sex and if so what are the factors contributing to if it hurts after or not and what bits actually are sore?
>>33797788The feminine identity was created in 1950s
Asking femanons as a femanon: how do I stop being horny and masturbating every 30 mins there's no 'post nut clarity' I just get horny again and again
Of course I come home and it’s trashed. I might kill my roommate
>>33797800>don't like having my chest grabbed at.NtaHow do you survive sex?
>>33797434angry>>33797684thats where you were?
>>33797796As a Lilliputian, or...?
>>33797800it's not about whether you like it or not
>>33797810angry???
>>33797806someone's ovulating
>>33797771It really is a life changer
New thread>>33797818>>33797818>>33797818
>>33797805Depends on what you consider part of that identity, but femininity has been a part of human culture for thousands of years.
Women does rolling up the bottom part of my pants make me look like a fag? They're just a bit too long when I'm not wearing boots.
>>33797696sorry i'm still begging for hasan's shock collar i haven't moved on to today's news
>>33797804I was pretty rough with my ex one time and she called out of all her classes because she couldn't walk.
>>33797808I'm grabbable in other areas.
>>33797689Go be uncivilized and stay there instead of coming back for us to deal with you.
>>33794874Man, why cant you exist in lesbian world. (unnecessarily, meaninglessly, pointlessly, bitterly, butthurt about it and self-aware about it)https://youtu.be/tIpzfs5tBJU>>33794867Fancy cologne >>33795005Love all of it. miss it.>>33795008Dude if you are actually looking for a relationship, its all about knowing that you come from two different worlds and are constantly trying to find a fun and comfortable middle ground. Like if you want it to work, you will be both working at it. >>33795026What anon said.>>33795032Romance novels, like, good story/plots, happy ending story lines. What can i say. Im a hopeless romantic >>33795045People try, but i see it and then just through them in a "shark tank" let anons figure them out Then just watch from above, see if they can handle the same thing being done to them irl>>33795282FDiablo, Witcher>>33795381D: its like, a really good show.
>>33797846Booty, buh booty buh booty butt CHEEKS
>>33797806You need to exercise, eat more, and probably masterbate harder.
>>33795282Mmegaman, castlevania, half life etc.I play a lot of old games
>>33797866Congrats on reading and all that stuff!
Did you guys lose your virginity to a song/movie?
a guy just confessed he has a crush on me and im like wtf i think i like him but still not sure because idk him enough but im interested and fuck so many emotions
>have you ever been in a relationship with mediocre sex>has it improved?current gf has very little to no sexual experience, is rarely willing to do anything Other than the absolute minimum and this is turn has made me lose interest in sex in general. since I have more experience than her the prevailing attitude I get is it's up to me to ''teach her'' but that just feels, forced. Has anyone been in a similar situation and been able to improve it? I honestly just feel like she's a friend who sleeps in my bed from time to time now. I like her fine but I don't feel sexually attracted to her anymore because of it.
>>33798538No
Why is it that I always feel like I’m missing out on social gathering, but as soon as I’m there I want to leave because the noise make me nervous and I’m afraid people will juge me?
>>33795115a place in society
