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Women, do you have nice lips?
Girls, Why can't I focus unless I'm listening to nightcore?
>>33844121It's because you're gay and nightcore is gay music.
>>33844111She broke into my house, she dosen’t deserve my dick!
>>33844113any good josei smut where the female protagonist only gets buttfucked? asking for a friend
Why are women so awful?
>>33844130I think it’s because their standards for goodness are so much higher that any deviation from that is really noticeable
Are Hitachis too intense for most women?
>>33844130We're just trying to live our lives you fucking retard.
>>33844113Red Riding Hood if it was good
>>33844116Yeah she definitely had botox or something in them.Women who want to get lip fillers look like they're great for a suck. And some also get it for that reason.
>>33844132No, it's because they hate men.
>>33844140Oh ok. 4/5 of my sisters would disagree
>>33844124Break her in with your dick?
>>33844130eternal anger towards the lack of blonde genes
>>33844141Your parents had six daughters?
>>33844137Babe, don't feed incel trolls.
>>33844132>their standards for goodness are so much higher>don't be fat>don't hate men>don't be a whoreAre these really high standards?>>33844137And why does that require you to treat men like we're disposable trash?
>>338441465
>>33844152>And why does that require you to treat men like we're disposable trash?Is that how you've been treated?
>>33844132>their standards for goodness are so much higherPicrel is the standard
>>33844152Nta i don't think you're getting it right but why would they be whores if they hate men?
>>33844145I miss her...
>>33844156you should see him how he looks todayand its confirmed he's someones wife in prison
>>33844157>why would they be whores if they hate men?They hate sub 10 men
>>33844156This anon has MUST have a fetish for being cucked by a murderer
>>33844140Have you tried being attractive?
Whatever happened to myao?
>>33844161Maybe in your next life you'll be a 10 then, imagine being a man that looks at twitter and pulls up screencaps at any given time kek
>>33844165I made her my tradwife
>>33844161I like how 'men' take this comment in the dumbest fucking way and get angry on purpose. Meanwhile they'll post pics of the japanese woman stabbing her bf and be like >giwtwmand not realize they're doing the same thing.
>>33844165We bullied her out of here, for now at least
I want to be a dad
>>33844173thats not up to you
>>33844113That image was written by a woman
>>33844173woo hoo! You get to fuck up another life the way you fucked up your own.
>>33844174It can be
>>33844171I think tje point of that is having someone care enough about you to be murderessly jealous.
>>33844173I want a fucking ferrarisit down
Femanons, let's please not do another genderwars thread.What games have you been playing?
>>33844180How is that comparable
Let this be a nice thread
>>33844178GOOD MORNING SAAR!
>>33844185both are equally as unatainable
Nevermind
You can't hate women enough.
Thread ruined already
>>33844161Why do incels post this shit like they don't do the exact same goddamn thing? Most of you are single because you think 5s, 6s, and 7s are beneath you and haven't even bothered asking them out yet you're whining about a chick having that same opinion.
>>33844184Ahem it's clearly not us starting itI didn't play a lot lately, just kept going with the online ecchi thing that i will never mention
>>33844189Why not?
>>33844178No, it's because she's cute.
>>33844198Because he thinks all women hate men and are slaves to satanic feminism
>>33844155Yes. That's how most men are treated by women, when they're not ignored totally.>>33844157They like sex. That's one of the ways they use men. They don't care about the men, they just want to make themselves feel good.
>>33844201>all women hate men and are slaves to satanic feminismTrue
>>33844201I just want a family to provide for and share life with
>>33844206>>33844207Alright, thank you for your insightful opinion, opposite gender>>33844209Yeah some women want a family too
>>33844211>some women want a family tooVery few, and it's not a priority for them either.
>>33844130Lack of innate sense of justice.
>>33844211I hope so
>>3384421618 year olds are not going to think about starting a family yeah, i'm pretty sure it wasn't a priority for our parents either until they had the wish for it and the right setting
Women are allowed to go see a therapist.Yet men have to just deal with it or are told to legitimately bite a bullet.What's with society and not giving a fuck about men whatsoever?
>>33844225Young men are the only threat to the status quo, so they kick them down to make them feel weak so they don't burn it all down
>>33844225Don't see that happen
>>33844225Men are seen as the stronger gender
>>33844223>18 year olds are not going to think about starting a family yeahWomen don't think about starting families until they are in their mid 30's now, but why would a man that can provide for a family want a 35 year old woman over a 25 year old woman?
Reefer reaper
>>33844234Women are not a hivemind, surely these kinds of women are not the ones you see from social media demoralization posts and tinder, there are but before starting a family you also need to find the right partner
WomenWould you find it weird if your boyfriend asked you to grow out your bush?
>>33844239Yes, because it already is. So that would be very odd.
>>33844225Therapy is for women because they're childlike
Just saw a kitty run across the road
Women don't like me back.
A female friend showed me some BJJ technique and I wonder if she noticed that I had a bonner.Women would that creep you out?
>>33844246BASED!
>>33844251Yes he was very smart and obeyed the rules of the road
>>33844225Do you really want *this* system to cater to you? To help you? To help you feel nothing is wrong?
>>33844206>Yes.What happened?
>>33844196>Ahem it's clearly not us starting itYeah, but you're better than incels.
>>33844255No one liked his Tinder profile
Mom said it’s my turn to repost Twitter garbage Tag yourself
Femanons, what's something horny you've done recently?
Can i cook pizza pocket in the toaster
Can men notice wether or not a woman has a bra on I kind of want this guy to see my nipples through my shirt as a tease Any other teases besides this
>>33844265Yes we do!Unless you’re very flat!
>>33844201wrong. Im just an ugly piece of shit
someone called me an incel but my gf can confirm that Ive indeed had sexwat do?
>>33844130It takes a lot of collective effort from society to keep women from turning into cunts, and we stopped putting into that sometime after WWII
Burnt my finger
>>33844269Have sex with your gf in front of them, if you can't, you'll stay an incel to them
>>33844273That's going to sting for days
>>33844275hmm, it would be kind of a chad move to link a porno video with myself in it after being called an incel
>>33844278Nah
>>33844265Hot.Yes, we notice.
>>33844265>Any other teasesIf your legs are smooth, shorter skirt / dress riding up. Sit with one leg over the other
>>33844265>Any other teases besides thisYou could also wear a white top if you're feeling adventurous. Are you planning on sleeping with him?
>>33844223I'm not talking about 18 year olds. I'm talking about women in their late 20s and early 30s.>>33844255On more than one occasion a woman has led me on for a free meal, Two of them were open about it. Also one used me to move some furniture for her.
>>33844291>Two of them were open about itHow'd they say it?
>the trend of yogapants is overloose sweatpants on girls always looked hotter
>>33844145She's gotten old
>>33844291What an easy fucking mark you are.
>>33844156Ngl he's so hawt
>>33844299would you do a conjugal visit?
>>33844184I have an old console and Im trying to beat mario level by level, one full game everyday. The highest I reached was world 7 but I usually die at the end of 5
>>33844296we all doshe's still stunning
womendoes this really happen?
>>33844304cute mommy Natalia
>>33844293One of them told me on our third date that she knew right away she didn't want anything serious with me, and the other told me on our first date together that she wasn't looking for anything serious with anyone, which she had failed to mention in her profile.
>>33844302I would risk my life to see this mean daddy lol
>>33844315I didnt watch it either, I just know the scene in the image
>>33844175Yeah, it's extremely cringey when foids try to copy the memes of men, it just falls flat because they don't actually understand men. They need to stick to their pink pony club.
>>33844121because you're based>>33844287NTA, i think i did this unintentionally at times, do strangers really see that as a tease?
>>33844310Doesn't that mean they want sex?
Seems like lately ITT has been a ghost town
>>33844333I used to post a lot but I usually sleep at night now
>>33844333That one subhuman that shits up the thread around these hours just makes it not worth even browsing let alone posting
People who are married and go to a lot of weddings is it normal to make the grooms family wear black, no dress code for other guests, because the brides mother "already has a black dress". But the brides dad gets to wear grey and the groom has a brown tux. Am I weird for finding it weird and stupid
>>33844306It’s not meant to be read by autistic people
>>33844295That’s my go-to, low baggy pants
>>33844335The India poster?
>>33844343nice
ATOGA is damn near dead I never thought I'd see the day
>>33844333>>33844335damn it. was kinda looking forward to being ITT
>>33844350Give it a minute. So dramatic
>>33844350I was told to stop asking dumb questions so I stopped
>>33844335LmaoDonut redeem >>33844333I should be asleep rn on my day off but my neighbour got some workers round repaving her front driveway ffs so I got 3 hoursI hope it keeps raining hard and washes all the tiles away>>33844259Kan't touch this>>33844246He's literally me>>33844252He's not literally me
>>33844333too many namefags ruins the thread
saw a woman with such a fat ass it genuinely makes me feel aches of longing
I'm gonna be honest, I don't care what women think
>>33844161Diane Yap needs to stop yapping>>33844141>4/5 of my sisters would disagreeIs the other one a leabian>>33844123Nightcore is the manliest genre there is https://youtu.be/ZRsJH6De6nI?si=m6CoUU6zY1XqCiY3
>>33844355>Donut redeemAy u bich!
>>33844361it wasn't a fat ass but I saw a perfect sized jiggly butt yesterday in yoga pantsone side of her sweater covered her ass and she lifted her sweater up again while I was walking behind her lol
>>33844323No. Definitely not the first one, she told me that as a way of breaking it off. And the second one didn't act like she wanted sex, and even if she had that's not what I'm looking for.
Would you get the ick from a guy if you found out he cried watching Moneyball?
>>33844389if your tear ducts are functional beyond the age of 12 thats an ick to any woman
genderyou have the option to give your remaining years to your parents.do you do it?
>>33844377damn
>>33844389Never say ‘cry’. Say ‘tear up’.
>>33844391Lmao I’m fucked. I’m a very emotional guy. >>33844402I would say ‘tear up’ in person for sure. And that’s more honest. Movies don’t make me cry like a baby. But many of them make me tear up. Music too, sometimes.
>>33844265Women's clothes are often so tight or sheer that your underwear lines can be seen through them.
>>33844130Because they get away with everything. Being a woman is a license to kill
>>33844396I'm not sure they'd want this.
>>33844389>he cried watching Moneyball?what about that movie possibly made you cry?The daughter singing scene?
>>33844404if youre good-looking theyll forget any flaw you have no matter how stupid anonyou better be hot
>>33844404Btw, so was it when he was driving to boston and he put on his daughter’s song? Or the metaphor with the fat guy falling down rounding first base?
>>33844161Ooooorrr Diane you could just be a permanent sex slave and housekeeper for a 7 who loves you
>>33844290It's a female, she expects him to read her mind and know that she has no bra on for him without saying anything. Foids are dumb cunts like that.
>>33844409That scene does it a bit. But the Hatteberg home run is the big one. Gets me every time. There’s just something about it that I can’t even explain. Other sports movies don’t even really do it. I guess I give a lot of credit to Brad Pitt’s performance. I feel like I’m right there with him for those moments. >>33844413Yeah the fat guy realizing he hit the home run gets me too. How can you not be romantic about baseball?>>33844412I’m maybe a 7 on a good day.
>>33844216just as equally few men actually want a family and it might not seem like it's the number one priority but if they actually want a family then all of their goals lead to a family have a good job so that she can have enough money to take off a lot of time from work so she can raise her family practice enough skills so that she is a good housewife and mother and make sure that she's doing the best she can to attract a good man to lead the family.
>you don't find me sexually attractive?>not a whit>then why did you have sex with me?>because I like youSo like 90% of marriages, especially after a few years?
>>33844113Coworker just asked me "anon, are you coming to my bday party, you could be the guest speaker"Is this a serious invite. Or how do I respond? I'm a hermit shut in who doesn't like social events especially if it's in a public place
>>33844237>Women are not a hivemindlol funny meme
>>33844423>that picits some bullshit ''im special'' wannabe newage thing
Dostoevsky's White Nights is a comedie
>>33844422A much larger portion of men want to get married and have kids than of women.
>>33844234The kinds of women that don't start seriously thinking about a family until their mid 30s are lost causes. Anyone who actually wants a family knows that 35 is a geriatric pregnancy and what she's going to give you, if she can even get pregnant, are down syndrome children, a ton of miscarriages, Birth defects. High risk, so it's just a very stressful pregnancy because you're constantly worried about her and the child and the high probability that something goes horribly wrong somewhere down the line. Or you have to pay an absolutely disgusting amount of money for a fertility clinic. That one's pretty high probability too. If she wasted her time, she wasted her time. Just like if she starts looking at 30, she has five years to find a husband, have enough time to bond with him and really be sure that that's the man she wants, enjoy being married to him without having children yet, and actually have the children. A lot of fertility statistics that are pointing to a serious downward trend in actual fertility, like the actual ability to get pregnant, love leaving out the fact that waiting so long is something that's crushing women's ability to have children. Listen, ma'am, if you've been on a high estrogen or progesterone supplement from the time you were 15 to the time that you're 35, do you really think that you're going to have an easy time getting pregnant? Your eggs are all dried up, your body has been constantly told not to get pregnant.
>>33844431This applies to everything, men also want the society to function unlike women. It's mans burden
>>33844431
>>33844433But we let women pretend to have the reins, and then spend a lot of time cleaning up their messes.
>>33844426You sound 14
>>33844423Millennials were a mistake
only want to take femanon for a cup of coffee and cant even have that shit
>>33844239No, I want to conform to what he likes. I'll occasionally switch it up tho, like plucking or waxing and leaving a patch of bush on the mons
How do I get a sexy cosplayer gf?
>>33844437>you sound 14>you’re an incel>you’re insecureWhat else am missing from the list of horseshit?
>>33844431More women than men want to get married, which is a step you usually take before having kids>inb4 some divorce rape bs
>>33844441Stop being a stupid incel then
>>33844445That you must have autism
Women are a hivemind and they're kicking men off from the hive
>>33844444Be a sexy cosplayer bf
>>33844451Ignoring this answer
>>33844450there's a reason literally every society in history controlled women to the extend they did. Were an exception because were controlled by (((them))) and they dont want us to breed
>>33844453Are you okay with a sexy cosplayer prostitute?
>>33844455No
>>33844423>I thought you'd be good at it. Which you wereWhat I don't understand here is how you can tell and why that has any relevance to you if you are asexual.
I wish straight men were real
i wish i had a bisexual gf with a fat ass
>>33844356This I avoid answering them
I wish I wasn't a fat virgin at 29It's over
What's the end goal of girls who put "looking for new friends" on Tinder or those that say they already have a bf?
>>33844444Fucking wasted
>>33844423Every single panel of this is absolute complete retardation. If you didn't want to have sex, then you wouldn't. If you felt nothing sexually, you would not have the ability to be aroused to engage in sexual activity. Nor would you want to, nor would you think it was good. Also what kind of vile bitch says directly to her boyfriend that she doesn't find them attractive in the slightest?
My problem with women is very simple. I’m absolutely terrified of them. My confidence drops to zero in their presence. I’m overwhelmed by a fear of rejection so I just run and hide. I’ve never adopted any of the incel rhetoric. I was raised by a single mother and I truly have no hatred or disdain for women whatsoever. But for some fucked up reason in my brain, I can’t get over the mental hurdle where I see women as these incomprehensible mythical creatures who I have no business approaching in earnest. I can remember a few instances from high school and college in which women were being very friendly with me. No problem. I made enough social progress where I could talk to women casually. But then they started flirting and it was game over. Couldn’t even make eye contact. These were women who I knew liked me and I liked them too! And I just went out like a coward every single time. It’s brutal, I fucking hate myself. I have no idea how to overcome this.
>>3384442390% of people are "bisexual," some have higher libidos, some have lower, but unless you have some physical or psychological traumas, we can choose who we fuck"Asexuals" are simply people with a low libido
No autistic gf. Very sad.>>33844458That won't happen because approaching women is taboo
>>33844431I wish that there were some statistics that could actually clear this up, but I'm frankly not sure how they could even gather them, because this would be like a survey type deal. In which case, you will get people saying yes I totally want a family meanwhile, their actions say they absolutely do not want a family, or they are on the slowest track possible.
>>33844464plausible deniability, lying to themselves
What would you do if you found out your gf was putting rogaine in your shampoo bottle (out of love)
>>33844469And I'm assuming this came to you in a dream?
>>33844470Surely you're not one of them
>>33844475>castrating your bf with dht blockers
>>33844475>bald spot>lana del rey fanWhat a coincidence
>>33844466A cowardly female afraid of her own womanhood that copes by calling herself nonbinary and trying to separate herself from her desire to protect her personhoodWhich is funny because she's more restricted than any male or female worse than the exploitation she fearsEnbys asexuals are truly the stupidest motherfuckers on planet earth
>>33844466>bitch says directly to her boyfriend that she doesn't find them attractive in the slightest?This is the only part of your post I have an issue with. She didn't say that at all. What she says is she doesn't find him sexually attractive. She also says she likes him, which is to say that there are things about him she does find attractive.Also,>boyfriend, sheNow we're making assumptions.
>>33844476Just my personal experience with how fickle and malleable people are
>>33844477I can hold a conversion with a woman as long as I can think of something without sperging out, but I wouldn't talk to random women off the street if that's what you're asking.
>>33844468>I have no idea how to overcome this.Be a chubby chaser. And i mean chubby not ugly. You’ll give far fewer shits what she thinks about you. If fact, you’re doing her a favor. Any rejection is her loss.
>>33844478His dinner is spiked with viagra it's a balancing game
I have no idea what "approaching" is even supposed to mean, the way it seems to be used here on atoga.
>>33844489>destroying his DHT>pumping him full of Nitric Oxideyou're killing this poor guy
>>33844490Talking to women with the main goal of getting to meet them.
Long story short, about two months ago, our team got a new hire. It’s not a junior position, but since she’s new, she still needs time to learn our processes and get up to speed. A colleague of mine, who’s slightly more senior, was assigned to train her.This colleague and I know each other, not close friends, but familiar. During a cigarette break, she once said, “Isn’t it crazy they think we need new blood in payroll?” She’s clearly worried about becoming less relevant.Anyway, she’s been dragging her feet with the training, constantly postponing sessions, citing her “heavy workload.” Normally, after training, our supervisor gives the new hire a test report to complete. It’s not too hard if you’ve been properly trained, but impossible if you haven’t. The trainer is supposed to prepare her for that but she didn’t.Three days before the test, she suddenly crammed in three back-to-back sessions that were supposed to be spaced out over weeks. No one can absorb that much info in such a short time. Predictably, when the new hire did the test, she struggled and produced subpar work.Now she’s on probation and facing a meeting with management to explain her “failure.” Meanwhile, the colleague in charge of training has already marked in the records that all training was completed covering herself completely.Are women usually like this at your workplace? I understand feeling scared of being "replaced", but I feel like doing what she did was unwarranted.
>>33844486I’m already attracted to chubby girls! That’s never been a dealbreaker.
>>33844493>getting to meet themWell now you're just shifting the word confusion down the line.... I acknowledge I might be autistic. I sound autistic to myself.
Which way?
>>33844483One of them is clearly a male, the other is clearly a female. I get what you're saying that just finding a person attractive can mean you think they're pretty or they're handsome, not that you would have sex with them, but saying that you don't find them sexually attractive whatsoever, like zero, no, nothing. That is saying that you find them just as attractive as a stranger on the street who doesn't have facial abnormalities. I couldn't have sex with someone I felt zero sexual attraction to if I tried, and I certainly wouldn't feel good about it. I'd feel disgusted. Because that's just a person I feel nothing towards. Get away. You're not unappealing to look at, but I certainly don't want to have sex with you.
>>33844486NO Do not do this. These days they have ridiculously high standards still and will always be parading just how viciously insecure they are and bitter they are.
>>33844494that's more of a failure on your company and procedures than on her side. Does your work usually promote from within or go for outside hires? How's the turnover rate? Are you getting raises to match inflation or do you all feel like you are scraping by? A secure employee wouldn't act like that. Also your company needs a better training protocol it's too much to expect her to manage the schedule on top of her usual responsibilities, that should be in a manual for her to follow or a module. Your company sounds like its run by jews
>>33844499pink, spoil me pls
>>33844498Yeah you meet them and get to know them so you can see if they're gf/wife material or something.
>>33844499I’m good at hugs and bad at cooking. So the pink one is ideal for me.
>>33844494>Are women usually like this at your workplace?No. But there weren't many women at my workplace. But the men weren't like this either.Your colleague is an asshole, or was at least acting like one. Since you seem to be a decent upstanding dude, I think you should get involved and explain to management the situation the way you see it. It's for the betterment of the workplace and the company. And because it would be the decent thing to do for the probie.
Men, shape or size? Do you prefer a nice shape on ass 'n boobies or is size the only thing that matters?
>>33844499What's the point of these retarded fucking questions? Grow up.
>>33844509shape of course
>>33844509Both of these asses suck. Right's ass would be similar to left's if right as fat too.
>>33844509All normal men agree shape matters much more than size
>>33844512Why does right suck?
>>33844509fatty has the most horrific hips i have ever seen
>>33844509Why not both?
>>33844499>If you want to feel loved, get a dog. If you want to give love, get a cata catcoded foid and a dogcoded foid
>>33844515Not uncommon in super fats. The shelf ass is also very common. Yes, some men find this very attractive and seek out this shape.
>>33844509I feel like the left one here is a particularly egregious example lol. But yeah, shape always wins.
>>33844516Lololol my follow up question was going to be "how much is too much?"I've seen a sizeable amount of men say thus us niqqerlover ass and disgusting, but its also most popular
>>33844500>One of them is clearly a male, the other is clearly a female.Not clear at all. Neck down they both look like they have y chromosomes, to me. But that's not really the salient issue.>is saying that you find them just as attractive as a stranger on the street>that's just a person I feel nothing towardsYou're still ignoring the personality attraction angle.>I couldn't have sex with someone I felt zero sexual attraction to if I tried, and I certainly wouldn't feel good about it.I never disagreed with you on this part.
>>33844509>>33844520Stop posting your fatty fetish here. It's grotesque.
>>33844509Shape
>>33844521Its big but (hehe) has a terrible shape. Fits the prompt well
No one asked but i have an ass and ass men turn me off
>>33844514it's quite small and it looks like the shapewear is doing the work there.
>>33844522>"how much is too much?"picrel
>>33844525If anyone actually finds that attractive that's on them they're disgusting freaks but if you post actual normal female ass that's just coombait
>>33844504>get to know them so you can see if they're gf/wife materialOk, makes sense. Thanks.There should be more specific terms for this than the vague general terms that people use.
>>33844530Oh yeah diaperbutt is gross. Some naturally big asses look nice though. But they need a nice shape.
>>33844509The left one is working out without a bra as a fattie??
>>33844510Yes, Atoga is a serious business for serious questions
>>33844528I didn't ask but being an ass man means getting used to people seething at you for liking ass, so who cares.
>>33844516greedy :/
>>33844524Someone that I find decent to look at and I like their personality is going to be something that is normally called a friend. Someone that you feel sexual attraction to and you like their personality but you don't feel any romantic interest is a fuck buddy.
>>33844536Didn't know
>>33844528>ass men turn me offGood choice sticc enjoyer (patrician) > boob men (red-blooded healthy male) >>>> ass "men" (animals)
>>33844522>I've seen a sizeable amount of men say thus us niqqerlover assthose dudes are faggots and almost none of them are ass men, as a disclaimer.
>>33844518Guys, I think I finally know
>>33844528Why? Just accept what's probably your best feature
>>33844520>>33844530These sorts of asses help me accept how loved my own ass is. By comparison, I guess it really is amazing.
>>33844509Shape. The answer is always and unquestionably shape.
>>33844518Foids hate dogs now because of H*san.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeTDf6Anakg
>>33844529Listen man the fatty is wearing shaoewear too OK I can't post bare ass or I'll vomit AND catch a ban
>>33844540Anyone that isn't a boob man that is not into chubby girls turns me off actually
>>33844539that's okay.>>33844540>ass men (virile, young men who want strong healthy children) >>>> boob boys (neurotic, mentally regressed, manchildren)Fixed
>>33844512The fuck? Blue tights has an amazing ass.
>>33844290 I have made many passes at him we are friends for awhile but i would like to so idk what more i can do besides say please fuck me
>>33844549That makes zero difference to my post, dude.
>>33844545This and realizing that >>33844516 is almost certainly implants since she has very muscle definition and most "bigbootybitches" are fake booty bitches
The most beautiful woman? The one reading this right now!
>>33844528Sucks to be you I guess.
>>33844555yeah maybe for someone like you bro
>>33844559I read this first. He means me. Fuck the rest of you.
>>33844541So, where is YOUR too much?
>>33844528Do you prefer guys who are indifferent to it?
>>33844113>ask out a girl in her early 20s>she agrees>on the day of date she kind of flakes, says she'd like to get to know me better first, offers a walk instead of a cafe>play it safe, say we could chat some moreFeels like I'm wasting my time though
>>33844565It's not that simple.
>>33844557My point is that they both have the same cheat code enabled. If you want to post an actual nice bare ass, go ahead
>>33844567And how old are you?
>>33844558>implantsand what about this?
>>3384457030s
>>33844558I did think that ass looks kinda uncanny to me. Does nothing for my dick. I've seen enough natural asses to appreciate them.
>>33844568Elaborate, I have time
>>33844569Where did I say there was anything good about the fat one? It's just pointless whattaboutism from you.
>>33844567>says she'd like to get to know me better first,when women say this its always over.leads nowhere. either theyre interested from the start or theyre never going to be, dont waste your time anon
>>33844566When it comes to ass specifically yeah, i'd prefer if they appreciated the hips, and i'm a big fan of vaginal sex that i never had
>>33844538I don't think my friends are "vile bitches" for not finding me sexually attractive.
>>33844574It's a combination of shape and size, how it flows between the legs and hips, and the balance between fat and muscle.
>>33844567Hahaha, you’re the one who flaked on her. >a walk sounds great. I’ll see you at 5See how hard that was?
Women what do you have to say for yourselves?
>>33844528>>33844577oh its this girl, LMAOyou have a complex, anon
>>33844571Angle fraud. Look at how she's leaning and how the thigh crease makes her ass look rounder. A BBL is just fat injection anyway, thats still extremely dangerous and unnatural.
I only have confidence to talk to women when I’m manic. Because I know I can’t lose because I’m a living demigod. But the rest of the time I’m too much of a chicken.
>>33844576Not necessarily. A walk is more intimate than a cafe full of people.
>>33844586Hewwo
>>33844587My bad, i thought it was obvious
>>33844585She'd flake that too, might as well talk some more and invite her early next week, it works, it works, it doesn't, well, got a different date tomorrow
>>33844588schizoposter
>>33844572Sounds like a waste of time indeed
>>33844589Such is the way of bipolar.
>>33844593The wetter "L" is now repwaced by the wetter "W". Thanks a wot femanon...
>>33844586I was horny, so I'm not sorry.
>>33844575And yet you keep missing my point. My point is that I cannot post a naked woman so I also wanted to make sure that they were on equal playing fields. Do I think that the pants are helping her cheat? Yes. Absolutely they're helping her cheat. They are squishing all the fat on her lower back, her legs, and pushing it towards her ass and it's also making sure that the shape if the ass is going to be a circle. The fat bitch has the same cheat enabled and it still fails to help her. Even a tiny bit. This means, while maybe underneath those shorts there's not a fantastic ass, at least in those shorts, it is a fantastic ass. If we're not thinking about cheat codes, we're just looking straight at it and assuming that's what she'd look like naked, its a fantastic ass. Because I can't post a naked woman. That's what I can post.
How do I get an autistic man to like me, he is hot but idk if he’d be into me he called me cute once but I was fishing for I even got a costume of his waifu it’s just not working bros How do I get sex appeal Ik he’s girl crazy and always looking but it never works out for him
femoids hate it that I have a better butt than themlonger eyelashes too
I hate women
>>33844607Why is there not a how to get men general for foids
>>33844609Are you black or arab
>>33844609theres no way the first ones true unless ur fat then it doesnt count but the second one is genuinely worrying for me
a girl in highschool squeezed my butt once and said I have a nice buttstill remember it nearly 15 years later
>>33844601Isn't it wovewy?
>>33844612Because everyone on the internet is a guy.
>>33844607you have to trick him out of his self-sabotaging mindset all autists have
>>33844615Thinking back on how I "bullied" some guys in school, I really should've gotten in a lot more trouble than I did.
>>33844614Men generally have longer eyelashes due to their follicle receptorsOpposed to women men’s are constantly growing and shedding while as women’s take longer to grow and shed faster
>>33844621bullying is good, life is hard, better they learn that early on
women would you rather be hugged by a man for the rest of your life, but you can never hug a woman again? Or hug a woman for the rest of your life, but you can never hug a man again?
>>33844615I had a classmate that looked like any normal skinny nerd but he had a huge ass for some reason, and i think that he wore very baggy pants on purpose
>>33844606The question i was responding to was what was wrong with the girl on the right, not who had the worse or better ass.
>>33844626Can I still have sex with men where he puts his arms around me in like an engulfing context, not necessarily a hug?
Men are naturally the more attractive gender. Women used makeup and attacked our self esteem to convince us we were the ugly ones
>>33844620How do I do that I genuinely think he is autistic he only speaks when spoken to and has like little tics but I enjoy him and his company but that’s besides the point I wanna jump his retard bones I’ll see him this weekend I feel like even if I call him cute he still wouldn’t understand
>>33844626First, i'll pet the women to show my affection
>>33844633>he puts his arms around me in like an engulfing contextThat's a hug.
>>33844607I'm very very very sorry. I've been there. If he's girw crazy and he's not into you, then hes not into YOU. Specificawwy. I'd bet money he has a type. Its just not you. Trust me, autistic men WOVE autistic women. Its just this guy. If you're worried, start doing some research on haircare and skincare and make sure you're sub BMI 23, do running if you can. You can stay pwain, men wine girw next door, just name sure your skin is CWEAR, your hair is moisturized and bouncy, and you're neither chubby nor skinny.
>>33844624Not the way I did it.
>>33844633nope, you'd instantly exploded
>>33844639whatd you do then?
>>33844614Hes just a cardio bunny or a weight lifter
>>33844642That’s the type of ass I’m tryna build.
Do women find hairy man asses gross?
>>33844637>>33844640Fuck. This question is too difficult. I love hugging men and women for different but equally enjoyable reasons. Not to mention just wanting to hug friends regardless of their sex. I genuinely can't decide.
>>33844642Perseus ass strikes again!
>>33844638Well we are friends so I think that is also the case I don’t usually hit on my friends either we watch stuff together for hours a lot but it’s in silent on opposite couches then he just leaves barely any conversation
>>33844609>>33844642>>33844645gay ass niggas
>>33844620NO he does not wine her or he'd be trying. Don't teww her to waste her time. There are so many other autists who wouwd wove her
>>33844646yesyoure supposed to shave your ass hair if your sexually active..
>>33844646Yes
>>33844641Kicked guys in the balls, flashed them, made inappropriate gestures and used inappropriate language, broke their stuff, etc.
>>33844652Why so many w’s is the l key not working or are you role playing
Women, what is one thing your boyfriend or husband does that you absolutely hate?Men, what is one thing your girlfriend or wife does that you absolutely hate?
Women: Am I condemned to the single-life? Apologies for the trauma dump. Sure, I can download an app and get laid just fine, or pull tail in a bar, which I have been doing as a steady diet for 14 years. However, when I get close to a woman, as a friend or a potential partner, I fuck it all up. I think this is a me problem of self-sabotage...I have a deep-seated fear of intimacy (there are reasons for this--a young woman once accused me of raping her in college only to recant afterwards because she was and I will quote what she said to the detective investigating, which is that she was 'angry that I did not buy her flowers'; interestingly, enough I lost my virginity to her and it was quite the first impression. It has been a long downward spiral. I went from dating women who became lovely mothers and wives that work at places like Nike, Accenture, and Google, to dating women who wound up in trailer parks, divorced/annulled, gold diggers, losers, and the like. This is not say that I loved them any less, but I think it says a lot about my self-esteem. Also, I have not been in a serious relationship in 14 years after my fiance had propositioned me with a cuckolding relationship and had had an emotional affair with her so-called male 'best friend'. I have female friends who say that men are trash, which is amusingly ironic on some level. I know that I must treat myself with kindness, dignity, honor, and the like because no else will; however, is it too much to ask your romantic partner (whoever that maybe) to treat me you with charity? I try to live the golden rule treating others as I wish to be treated. Anyway, sorry for the rant, I mean none of this to be self-pitying, or incendiary. It saddens me on some level that I cannot be myself. When I am kind or charitable or generous women think I am running a secret-contract, nice guy routine when I am genuinely just being myself. There much I want to say, but I hope this gives you perspective on my query.
>>33844656Megalarp
>>33844651Nothin gay about making them gainz brah
>>33844647>I genuinely can't decideDue to your indecisiveness, you are now cursed to hug neither men nor women. You must live with this hugless consequence
>>33844654I noticed my bf shaved his ass once while I was licking bawls then he tried shoving my head down there I think he’s a fag that wanted his ass ATE>>33844652
>>33844649Hes not into you or he'd be trying. Mine still tried girws he was friends with, just not me. And thats OK. There are others
>>33844666Did he use his legs or his arms to shove you
>>33844661Not reading this slop stop obsessing over a girl from 10+ years ago >>33844662
>>33844657See >>33844601
>>33844665That's so fucked. If I couldn't hug my future child, I'd want to die. So I can't even reasonably make the choice before I know for sure what sex they are.
>>33844672Will be using this
>>33844666W-whyd I get tagged
>>33844677Wiww*
>>33844635you need to give him something else to focus his attention on so you can freely operate and ensnare him with your feminine wilesinvite him out to a casual platonic date wtih your friend and have her express subtle interest in him, he wont do anythingthen get some private time with him later and start explaining how she was coming onto him, and you can use that as an excuse to ask him all kinds of pointed questions while hes distracted and make your moveremember the ancient wisdom: if my bra and panties match, then you werent the one who decided to have sexhope this helps!
Why aren't women attracted to male bodies?
>>33844682Uhhh who said that?
My ideal man not a joke would be a 4chan user Not a fattyNot a fag Smart; good with computers, knowledgeable about different topicsHas hobbies Willing to be open to new ones Looks young and is not an uggoNo facial hair Understands personal space No small dick no dick skin Clean body, clean house smells goodOrganized Okay with me saying thr n word hopefully he says it too, and likes hitler
>>33844682faggot question
It’s crazy how much work you can get done with a simple sense of impending doom
>>33844682I'm attracted the attractive male bodies
>>33844666need faggot bf
>>33844682they are
>>33844684>and likes hitlerNot unironically
>>33844671It's not that I am obsessed with relationships from 10+ years ago. It's more that I live in the wake of serious ruptures of trust (infidelity and a false accusation) and I am wounded by it. I am uncertain what I was anticipating posting in this thread for replies. Anyway, good to see low quality, insincere, shitposting are alive and well on 4chan.
>>33844690I like the athletic one
>>33844642the gaze of stone is helpless before the buns of steel.....
Need a rimmable gf.
>>33844265Short skirt/dress
>>33844684Many a times bf has been a closeted gay That’s cool and all I don’t diss the fags but id rather not get cheated on with a man I guess a woman is worse tho ugh i hate fags
>>33844690the shy one always make me chuckle when i see this image
The only man i'd rim is the statue of Perseus
>>33844613White as snow>>33844614bigger doesnt mean better sunshine. shape is what its all about>>33844642>perseus is also my favorite ancient herodamn, I really am himim both of those things btw
>>33844681What do you mean bra and panty match Lowkey was thinking of getting some nice new panties from vs and leaving them right on the counter in the bathroom so he can see it maybe take a photo to see the exact placement I feel like he’s a real enough to get curious if they are used or not
i hate other men so much
>>33844703I hate simps and simp behaviourso prominent on /int/ nowyou can post the ugliest slag there and get 50 replies in an hour, jannies dont do a thing
>>33844696I got a white sweater bunny suit outfit from some place called koraraclub it’s backless I was gonna wear it with a skirt for Halloween too rompy to go full bunny suit even with tights and was gonna let tits free
>>33844684No dick skin?! Why???!!?!? Thats literally the best part of His dick
>>33844695Idk if I should be proud of that descriptor, but I've been called that.
>>33844684Is foreskin really a turn off for foids?
>>33844690Gimme the tough gangster
>>33844708They stinkEven after a shower even when I cleaned them myself it just smells so bad no matter what and this was two separate fit dudes I also notice uncut guys have small dicks which is fine but they are stinky
I hate that i was circumcised. Fuck this stupid useless dick
>>33844711who called you that?
>>33844684>Looks young and is not an uggo>No facial hair>no dick skinits over boys
>>33844716You literally don’t know the difference lol
>>33844711No you have not
>>33844713NO it only is for American Women in very Christian areas who have never seen foreskin and have been told that it's the mark of the devil or some shit like that, where they've been fear-mongered, that it's from non-believers, and therefore it's ugly, disgusting, wormy skin. It's a worm in a sweater. It's nasty. It's full of dick cheese.Meanwhile miss grilled cheese spread pussy with her unwashed labia
>>33844713NTA, I've only ever seen uncut dicks in a professionally medical setting, so I have trouble evaluating them from a personal standpoint. I associate them with old white guys with cancer.
>>33844715I had the same exact experience I was hooking up with an uncut guy and his dick smelled and poop, I told him to go shower immediately and when he came back it was barely better. They should make fleshlight shaped dick washing machines for these niggas
>>33844718Also forgot to add lanky or slim build no tummy at all even though I have a tummy but I’m cute chubby not fat stinky hairy man chubby
niggas so zesty they require buck break
>>33844717My uncle.
>>33844719He knows part of his penis is gone. Imagine if they took your clitoral good and labia.
>>33844682Most men are just ugly with a bad shape to them (guts, no ass, chicken legs, twig arms, acne, no hairstyle, double chin, balding). I like hot guys
>>33844719fuck off
>>33844715>>33844723Greetings from Tel Aviv!
>>33844727One of my vagina lips is longer than the over and it’s kind of uncomfortable I imagine cutting it myself but it would hurt I don’t like that one side hangs especially sucks when my PUSSY is getting ate and that part is constantly being sucked one
>>33844725lmao
>>33844717My bf.>>33844720Have to.
>>33844724add that one too thenits double over
>>33844737I hate it when the devil posts this picture
>>33844725A nigga iz zesty and gets buck broken and you think that of me?no anon, Im the one who buckbreaks
>>33844719>You literally don’t know the difference lolYou remember the pain
>>33844702like if a guy "gets" his gf to have sex but her bra and panties are matching so she was actually subtly manipulating him to do what she wantedyou can try your idea but men are extremely stupid and you might get annoyed if he autistically doesnt react
I have long hair and a beard. Hopefully some ladies like a guy who is Jesus-of-Nazareth-moding. Think Jesus if he was hitting the gym and never got circumcised.
Sometimes this thread does not help me ease up to the concept of sex, anyway i like dicks that were not tortured
>>33844737anon if they are funny all of my preferences are out the window and if they have a hot voice i guess not all of them just no fat uncut hairy men haven’t been fucked in like 4 months? I’d rather be loved but have been immensely horny lately patiently waiting for my period to come around so my nipples are sore and sensitive so I can give them a good rub
>>33844734Get cosmetic surgery if it bothers you that much.
>>33844734Pussy lips are in no way comparable to being circumcised. Half of my frenulum was chopped off...
>>33844736>My bf.he is so lucky...
>>33844742How can they see her bra and underwear if she doesn’t show him
>>33844746>i like dicks that were not torturedsorry for having my dick be mutilated without my consent, i guess
>>33844746a free-range dick? grass-fed? big open fields to graze in?
>>33844749>Half of my frenulum was chopped offNow that's fucked upI'm glad zoomer men are waking up to this shitI hope Kellogg burns in hell
Is there cosmetic surgery for dicks?
>>33844747>no uncut hairy menboys, there is no recovery
>>33844750He says that, too.
>>33844755You're probably in a place where it's more common and accepted>>33844756Possibly
I weigh 280 pounds and I smell and women still want me
>>33844763why does this post feel like it was written by a femcel
There’s not benefit in seething about shit outside of your control. That’s a fastpass to perma-misery. The circumcised will need to learn to get over it. Just like short guys, bald guys, chinese guys.
>>33844171I think those guys are just havin a laff.
>>33844766Well you know i'm a virgin, but you didn't know that it's my choice maybe
>>33844742I'm sorry I just like this, because the type of fucking autist that I am, I like all of my clothes to match. My socks, bra, and panties must be the same color, or it irks me all day and I have a worst day because of it. I also get very upset if my mom gives me a bra, or a set of underwear, for Christmas, or birthday, whatever, but it doesn't match anything because it has too specific a print. It has to match, or everything's all fucked and gay. This has nothing to do with having sex. We're having sex, then I guess maybe I'll wear something nicer. But just because it matches, that has nothing to do with him. That is 100% for me.
>>33844767>The circumcised will need to learn to get over it.NoI will not get over being strapped to this as a newborn baby and having an adult mutilate me
>>33844763>You're probably in a place where it's more common and acceptedNope. I am not American, nor am i from a Muslim country>Making me defend being mutatedI would seethe, but i know you people wont give a shit
>>33844772Fine, stay miserable about it forever. Your loss dawg.
>>33844767forgot>just like females
>>33844774What am i supposed to do? We don't do that here and i'm not hiding it from you, a preference exists regardless of how unjust it is at least
>>33844749Yes they are, Just not what she's asking for. She's asking for them to be made even. I don't think most women can understand just how much would be lost if they took away the clitoral hood and the labia, like all the labia minora. All of it. There goes half of your ability to feel sensation. Your clitoris will become desensitized. You will not get as much out of sex whatsoever.
>>33844780Sure. Being permanently outraged and shaking your fists at the sky is not the path to a happy life. Male, female, whatever.
>>33844771>tormenting your coordination-autistic gf by purposely getting her an super nice expensive custom-fitted bra but its too unique to match with anything
I wish my cock was less sensitive, I cannot last even 5 minutes in penetrative intercourse.
I have no cock
>>33844781okay
>>33844791maybe her pussy is just too good
>>33844764174lb I bathe twice a day and no women wants me.Thats just how it is.>>33844113I do love josei though.
>>33844791Hot.
Women of this thread: Do you find Nick Mullen attractive? I’m attempting Mullenmaxxing.
>>33844800Facial hair was a mistake
>>33844790Okay, okay wise guy. If that's the case, then I go to Etsy, I pick someone who clearly also makes a very high quality product, and I have them match it to the best of their ability. HA
>>33844791Statistically, you'd last longer if they hadn't circumcised you.
>>33844713no, although as an american i've never seen one. i'm very against circumcision though. it's probably why american men are so deeply mentally ill
>>33844800EW No, absolutely not. Under no conditions, no matter how drunk I was, never. He looks homeless. He looks like he smells bad. He also looks like he thinks he's very, very smart but gives you the most brain dead takes you've ever heard. Worse than this place.
>>33844800he's cute, but i think him being a comedian is probably what gets girls. you will definitely attract liberal/leftist types with that softer look
Who?
you guys literally always fall for the trans agp larper lol
>>33844396I don’t think my parents want their oldest son to die and immediately become liches who live to be 105.
>>33844784I don’t feel much anyways fingering I can’t feel it too much til im about to cum sometimes I can sometimes not when I was younger the internet said female orgasms were awesome and euphoric and last for a couple of minutes mine are meh and don’t last more than 30 seconds kind of makes me wonder if I ever had an orgasm also on the topic men literally do not need to moan during sex cuz I don’t moan while masturbating the moaning is more so for the guy to feel good I’ve moaned for some ugly bastards I get ptsd from thinking about it why did I do that why was I so horny to fuck a gross stinky older man who gets butt fucked by blacks
>>33844817Where
>>33844816This dweeb
>>33844396F. Fuck no. I've already given my dad my whole life up to this point. And my mom abandoned me.
>>33844823His facial hair looks stinky
What are your opinions on prison rape? Do you think some men deserve it as punishment for the things they have done?
>>33844816u.n. owen was her?>>33844793i have no cock and i must scream>>33844703good for you
I h8 women
>>33844396in a second
>>33844824I lowkey feel really really bad for how I treat my parents but my family isn’t even a family we just all live together I guess I feel like if I switched overnight it would be weird for them idk sigh I hate the thought
>>33844396Maybe to save my mother's life, but under normal circumstances it would feel like a waste, I'd rather give it to my younger brother
>>33844827Are you myao 2.0
>>33844826rape a little girl or something? fuck you get raped.bascially
>>33844826no, i think torture should stay in the realm of crimes against humanity.pedophiles should just get the death penalty
Do fat chicks get laid
>>33844836Sexo
>>33844835i would be honored lol
>>33844805I'm not circumcised.>>33844796Maybe. She's pissed off though.
>>33844839yes
>>33844839Yes, with desperate men or obese fetishists
Femanons, how enjoyable is it to you to look at other naked women?
>>33844848very, because i am bisexual
>>33844833I think it's deserved at a certain point. My dad was still hitting me into my early 30's.
>>33844848It doesn't make me feel anything special but i can still appreciate them
>>33844825He only had those weird mutton chops for a short while.
>>33844848Not very. Unless I personally know her and like her, in which case very.
>>33844801I’m gonna ignore this advice because being clean shaven is a hassle. >>33844815I’m down for some socialist babes
>>33844851My mom cheats on my dad and is never home on holidays she didn’t even bother with Christmas earlier this year guess my dads alright just sad for him
>>33844820Have you ever had a clitoral orgasm? I swear not being a pervert but those should feel good for a few minutes
HELPboots or heels? it’s a work thing and my work crush will be there so i want to look my best. https://imgur.com/a/AHLZnUU
>>33844848Tbh I kind of wanna make out with a girl idk if im horny or what but I don’t think I could ever munch box
Men and women, should I get my next phone in gameboy colour grape colour or the old Gameboy blue colour? Those are the only two for the phone and the most equivalent colours for reference.
>>33844860How are you attempting it then, it looks like no effort look, like Kurtis Conner
>>33844793I have one.I was circumcised for no good reason and won’t be doing it to any sons I have, but I at least don’t remember it happening to me and don’t know what I’m missing. I also didn’t scar as badly as some other men.
Guys. Would it be a deal-breaker if your girlfriend could not ever get pregnant? Please don't be shortsighted with your answer. Imagine the dread you'd must feel years down the road knowing you won't have a child of your own with her.
>>33844848This >>33844854
>>33844867MIf it were actually a game boy, I would say grape, but if I’m remembering the right blue color then I think that would look nicer on a phone.
>>33844863Yeah everytime I don’t rub the clit but just above where PEEHOLE hood is I’ve never had penetrative orgasms I don’t think they exist desu
>>33844753When they have sex unless they’re not gonna have sex I’m not understanding it right because they’re long messages
>>33844870we're getting a surrogate or we're splitting
State gender, do you believe in the power of positive thinking? Of manifesting your reality?
>>33844854>>33844872What do you appreciate about them?
>>33844867Blue
>>33844865MHeels for sure. You look good.
>no girl will ever bang on your doorWhy even live...
>>33844868Decreasing overall effort. Growing out hair. Attempting moustache. Gym 5 times a week. Detached and nihilistic attitude. I’m just playing with the sliders, ya dig? Trying to be myself by downloading an internet celebrity’s personality.
>>33844875Id like to but don’t think it will go that way and too shy to be like hey sex? Cuz that’s embarrassing also he likes petite girls and like thick tall girls but im short and chubby I think its over before it even began
>>33844878I like to see women who have an attractive look in cute clothes and poses and things like that
>>33844857>Unless I personally know her and like her, in which case very.Has this ever happened to you?
>straight girls who appreciate the female formI appreciate you
>>33844870I don’t think so. Ideally, I would end up with a woman I can get pregnant, but I think I’d be happy with a surrogate pregnancy or just adopting.
>>33844867Grape
Do I save my friend of his fate of unlocking his wizard powers he has one year left.
>>33844883I'm removing your pedostache in your sleep. Also usually long hair and specially the one that isn't straight looks grimey on men so please take care of it
>>33844887what kind of cute clothes and poses?
>>33844888Yes. Retrospectively, I realize I was physically attracted to my closest friend for a long time. And I've been attracted to friends and acquaintances since. Also I had a crush on a poster ITT who shared some outfit pics.
Have you ever received a prostate massage?
>>33844894My hair is straight, I’ll try to take great care of it. Might not end up doing the moustache anyway. Would probably make me look too much like my dad. Medium stubble is the most likely outcome here.
>>33844897>what kind of cute clothesA one piece spandex bathing suit with a hole cut open for the vulva.
>>33844881I like pizza
>>33844876>>33844890Go for adoption. Surgacy is just human trafficking, and you're putting a lot of faith that that woman is not absolutely deranged. She's carrying your child. Statistically, it will be very, very, very bad if she's not related to your wife. We're talking like three times the rate of miscarriage and various other very bad conditions. Her wife will also probably be a little bit neurotic because she is not carrying that child, someone else's, and she can't control every aspect of that woman or what's happening to her developing child. I hope everyone stands before you.
>>33844880I was thinking the same. thanks for validating my opinion lmao.
>>33844816>>33844823I thought they were talking about the skateboarder but that was Rodney Mullen
>>33844865Plap
>>33844883Give the mustache a good two months, maybe three and see how well it grows in and if it's able to get long. If you get full coverage from the bottom of your nose to the bottom of your upper lip, your good, it will look good. If not, shave it off. Keep your hair short for God's sake. Women do not actually like long hair except a specific subset. Keep working in the gym.>>33844894The mustache takes time just like a nice beard.
>>33844894Pic related, an example of this facial hair on a documented Peter File
>>33844885Have you tried asking him out?
>>33844865Hi footfacey
>>33844904I like pizza because the texture of its folds and the cheese and pizza sauce grease reminds me of a woman's sweaty bare feet.
>>33844907Young he was hot
>>33844906You’re very welcome. Good luck!
>I lost it at 19. We were both 19, neither of us really knew what we were doing just two clueless, excited first-timers. We hugged and kissed for a bit then actually went for it. I barely lasted five minutes, which was a bit embarrassing. Kept going because she wasn't done yet. It happened at a karaoke place near my area. It’s closed down now.I'm a virgin who's preparing for a date in 2 weeks. It's a cover story that I plan to tell my tindr date just incase she asks me about my first time. The sex part is made up, but I did have a gf at that time. We were never intimate with each other but we did go to that karaoke once, and it is indeed closed now.Girls, is this story convincing enough? If not, how would you modify it?
>>33844905>Go for adoptionNo, I want my kid to be my flesh and blood
>>33844905I do prefer the notion of adopting over surrogacy, but I’ve seen surrogacy work out really well for some of my extended family.
>>33844877FTo some degree you can fake happiness until you really feel it, but I don't believe in manifesting. That's just absolute bullshit. You make shit happen. You don't just hope it happens until it does.
>>33844865Heels look better but if he likes mean girls boots will impress him more and they still look good.
anonsshould i save up for something that i can nearly buy, or buy something that i like and can already afford?
>>33844909I think you’re most likely right about the long hair thing. But then I watch a movie like The Northman or I see Aragorn and I think “damn that’s sick.”
Women, say you agree to go home with a guy to fuck and he has this neon lamp in pic related. Red flag or green flag?
>>33844897I'm not sure what to say exactly, i just don't like plain e-girl holographic bondage harness and modern goth stuff
>>33844877Negative thinking certainly isn't productive nor enjoyable.
>>33844898Which poster? London? This one >>33844865?
>>33844919I’m a man, but don’t be a retard and build any relationship on a foundation of lies.
>>33844920Then she better have a sister that's actually able to do it and willing to do it. You're asking for someone to give up their life and their health for just shy of a year, realistically a full year, because it has to be implanted in her. And she has to be on hormonal therapy.>>33844921It's such a roll of the dice if it's not a blood family member carrying the child though
>>33844931You're only saying that because you're a man.
>>33844926looks funny. is it ironic though?
>>33844916Yeah, skateboarders age like shit for some reason. Tony Hawk and Rodney look awful.
>>33844901Good enough then if you want to try it, good luck
>>33844920Then dont marry an infertile woman and get your own sperm tested.
>>33844933No, concocting white lies about something as inconsequential as being a virgin says pretty bad things about you to anyone regardless of their gender.
>>33844935It bums me out because and I'm giving away my old age when I was growing up the skateboard kids (who were also kind of mallgoths/nu-metal kids/proto-emo's) would always gather outside of the video store and I envied them as avatars of eternal youth, of athleticism without the militarism and weirdly fascistic trappings of the jocks. They were kids who were athletic and celebrating youth on their own terms. And that was the kind of world I wanted to a part of myself, maybe forever.
>>33844935Skateboarders age like shit because they almost certainly never use sunscreen and they're out in the sun for hours and hours for years and years
>to get girls you need experience>to get experience you need to get girlsjust lie until you won't have to anymore
>>33844870>Would it be a deal-breaker if your girlfriend could not ever get pregnant?No that would be a positive.> Please don't be shortsighted with your answer>Imagine the dread you'd must feel years down the roadI'm already years down the road. I didn't want children when I was your age and I still don't.
>>33844941This depends. I lived in a warm climate for many years and swam a lot during the Spring and Summer when the pool was open and I never seemed to age visibly from it. Then again I'm also the rare type of white guy who tans very easy.
>>33844919Anyone please?
>>33844923I don’t want to look mean. the boots are new which is why I was considering them. >>33844912hi there, you. >>33844917thank you. time to work while I stress over this work function all day ugh.
>>33844940I was fascinated with it once but I just had no money for a skateboard or a BMX.>>33844941Eh, footballers don't age badly and they're out in the sun also.
>>33844919>>33844946i don't know much about you (duh), so it sounds plausible.
Autism anons, what is your favorite common object to use as a stem toy and why is it a freshly sharpened wood pencil?
>>33844936Thanks! If I look like shit I’ll just get it cut again.
>>33844824To troll JH or to not troll JH, that is the question.
>>33844937>sperm testedUnironically this, I've heard an alarming amount of my male coworkers who try and pretend to be Chad say that they've cream-pied dozens of random one-night stands or girls they were in relationships with and she never once got pregnant. The factor that always falls back is them, as this is with multiple women, they just don't get pregnant. Bro, you're infertile. Is this really a flex? Someday you might be very upset about this.
>>33844949>I was fascinated with it once but I just had no money for a skateboard or a BMX.I was more fascinated by the culture of the nu-metal kids and mallgoths (who were also skaters as kind of a hybrid thing). Ironically I went through an internet rabbit hole that led me into a completely different subculture of Bauhaus's Crackle Album rather than the Coal Chamber type stuff my peers with all the gratuitous chains and skulls on their clothes were listening to.
>>33844865MFrom those pictures I'd say go with the stilettos. I'm assuming you know how to walk in them.
>>33844952Stim toy, I mean.
Women, do I really have to get out of bed and go to work? There’s a purring cat lying on my chest. He just laid his paw on my face.
>>33844195>Mossad is still pushing this blatant anti-Incel lie>>33844171>Mossad is still pushing this not realizing that these men mean relationships not hook upsI have Israeli fatigue.
>>33844939This, actually came up in a kink and fetish discussion circle I attend sometimes. One of the group leads made it very clear that if you have no experience with a particular activity, you 100% need to tell your partner. I took that to heart.
>>33844942The point of "experience" in man is that I know he won't stalk me or spit in my asshole. Moreover, if a man claims that he has experience it's always proof of the opposite.
>>33844924Which ever one of them will give you a greater integral of satisfaction.
>>33844851You should swap out his asian porn with gay porn
>>33844265Mi mean i think so but one time some 20 something womens came through the line i was bagging groceries at and after they left the cashier said "DID YOU SEE THAT" and i say, "what? huh?" and she acts super suprised and asks how i didnt notice one of them wasnt wearing a bra. so idk
>>33844966Even when I was inexperienced I learned not to stalk by watching psycho movies and realized I didn't want to be like one of those psycho guys in the movies that threatens his estranged ex. Why can't other guys do the same?
>>33844960I do, they’re pretty short. but so uncomfortable !>>33844962stay home. I work from home half the time because my cat is too cute to leave.
Does this basically summarize the behaviors of men on 4chan?
Most girls don't have tits good enough to be walking around with no bra.
>>33844952I bought a balisong comb for this purpose. It's worthless as a comb and shit as a balisong, but I can still wave it around pretending I'm spy from TF2.
>>33844975I bet you do though.
>>33844975what a gay thing to say.
>>33844978I bet that anon likes fat man titty's on obese dudes. I imagine him trying to knead and milk another man's nipples and suck on them. That's the kind of guy he seems like.
>>33844937I was responding to a specific question that was asking about a very unfortunate situation. I want to have kids of my own so its only surrogacy or split
>>33844865Are you a dancer?You have nice legs
>>33844974Yes. And I look like this also.
>>33844975/lgbt/
Women what are your thoughts on this?
>>33844973>but so uncomfortable !Then go with the boot. I don't want you to be uncomfortable and if I was your crush I wouldn't want you to be uncomfortable. Why do you even own uncomfortable footwear?
>>33844974if the zoo is 4chan then i guessbut i guess that would imply i dont belong here, when i very much do. i am damned to this place
>>33844975Neither do most boys but they do it anyway
>>33844981why? what makes your genes so special. and don't say some retarded shit like "they're mine!"
>>33844865>no femanon will crush so hard on you, she'll tailor her outfits to impress youfucking suicide fuel
Whatever happened to how in the 2010s it was common for women to wear gladiator boots or Jesus sandals? Did they just realize how many men are feet creeps and stop showing toe?
>Women criticize men's looks>"You are so right, queen">Men criticize women's looks>"What are you gay? you like dick in your ass?"
>you are gay for having standards
how come the dudes we see here look like neanderthals but the rare times we see a woman and theyre always hot as fuck
>>33844985Seems more likely that sex and intimacy are antidepressants, give that women are mostly only encountering semen during sex and intimacy.
>>33844983>Women choose the bear over the man>the man is adapting
>>33844990the fuck do you mean? Are you seriosly asking why a guy wants to raise his own children?
>>33844993im happy that long boots are trendy again now because bare toes do nothing for me. unffff boots
what can I do to appear more attractive
>>33844997Hot guys dont have to come to atoga
>>33845005but hot girls do? i dont understand it
>>33845000I like bears because they look like dogs, but I also wouldn't want to get close to them because they can easily kill me with their claws and fangs in spite of looking like friendly puppies.
>>33844973>stay home.I can’t do my job from home, unfortunately, and I can’t call out on such short notice. I take care of a disabled guy.I got a good hour in with the cats this morning, at least.
>>33845001>Are you seriously asking why a guy wants to be the president?>I need to have power because I'm ME and I WANT it and I want it NOWWhy do all men reason like this
>>33844926green flag. excellent and silly taste in decor
>>33844997>>33845005I dont think this is true. Has it even been a month since the femanons were losing their shit over the curly hair male anon?
>>33845005And the ones that do are camera shy and could maybe stand to trim their facial hair.
>>33845011just say youre an antinatalist
>>33845008Most girls are hot
>>33845018You need to have a reasonably warm body temperature to stay alive, so yes.
>>33845018Very true. Life is good
>>33845018maybe 40% tops imo. there are lots of uggos out there. maybe its just the curse of being american
>>33845004lose weight, get fit, either grow out and groom the beard or shave it, start a skin regimen, and get a sense of fashion. you are unlikely to be a 10/10 without getting work done, or a toupée which is a choice, but i don't think you're a hopeless case.
Women what are your thoughts on the Emiru situation?
>>33844997Aside from London every girl here is fat or brown, so this statement is just fundamentally incorrect.
>>33845026nothing burger
>>33844975I do not but half of the time I don’t wear an actual bra just one of time small tank tops. >>33844985It just means I need more dick
>>33844919Unnecessary lie, imagine if your gf lied about having a hookupAlso, tranime pic
>>33844975This. But this ties back to the fact that 75% of women are overweight or obese, so they end up with saggers that just look so pitiful.
>>33845011Projecting a little arent weI want to pass my genes, I want to pass the torch over to MY flesh and blood, not raise someone else’s
>>33845016i'm not i just don't see why you particularly think your genes are so important to pass on, and neither do you, lol. moids tend to be brainlet followers so your inability to answer doesn't surprise me, you are just doing as you are told, because it's what you should do, obviously. you can't fight against your brain's natural patterns.
>>33845031>I need more dickI would be happy to provide
>>33845004Just get your money up, brochacho. That’s all us fat niggas can do.
>>33844881Bakushin and grass wonder are marriage material.>>33844891>>33844879>>33844873Blue it is then. I do think the grape looks kinda nice though as a colour.
>>33845013So you found one guy in how many years?Basically every girl who posted herself ITT has been well above average
>>33844978
>>33845026who? is that hasan's dog?
>>33845038Anon, she already has a big dick bf and a big tit gf...
>>33845040Hmm, you know… having actually seen them, the grape does look better. Looks more like an indigo to me.
Sorry I accidentally used the other thread but men how often do you lie about your age? Has anyone ever found out?
>>33844981Right, so if you really have to have children of your own then don't marry a woman who can never make that happen.
>>33845045Nothing wrong with adding one more to the mix. A foursome orgy with all three of them sounds wonderful.
>>33845041NtaNone of the male anons in the toonme collage were unattractive
Body positivity is just guerrilla marketing for the fast food, junk food, and alcohol industries. Hit the gym and eat healthy, ladies and gentlemen!
>>33845046I think it looks a lot like the grape blue gbc. The other looks like the cobalt blue
>>33845039You could lose weight you jiggly fag
>>33845011moids are an incomplete derivative of humanity and are largely incapable of thinking for themselves, they simply follow the leader, and what society tells them they should be doing, lol. quite sad really
>>33845050How many do you think used their real photo?
>>33845047Does lie by omission count? I'm 27 but people constantly mistake me for 19-21. I just dont say anything when people assume i'm young
>>33845051Ironically I was at my healthiest BMI during phases of my life when I drank alcohol heavily and ate almost nothing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ij0LZWTPvPU
>>33845036forgot to say nta on the last postpeople who are obsessed about "good genes" are freaks. "she has good genes bro" fukken autists. nobody's genes are "important to pass on" we dont live in a society where you have to justify that. Bu tyour genes are obviously not important enough to pass on though, lmao
>>33845057Are you going to apply this same train of thought to the femanons?
>>33845047Sometimes I lie about my age to keep spreadsheet anon in his toes.
>>33844967guess i'll save, it's not too far anyway.>>33845026the guy deserved the push, should've had a permanent banthe person who pushed him didn't even deserve to be banned at all.
>>33845041this is blue valkyrie erasure
>>33845059I’m glad you’re living healthier now! It’s well worth it.
>>33845047My Tinder age is a few years younger.>Has anyone ever found out?Nope.
WomenWhat would you change, if you could remodel society?
>>33845048I assumed the setting was that you’re already married when you find out
>>33845047Ive never really had the opportunity to. khhv unflirtable stone cold truecel never been on a date or asked out a girl
>>33845060True, I'd rather spread the DNA of my soul
>>33845069You would get Shinigami eyes for seeing when a man is a rapist or has intent to rape you.
>>33845060i never claimed mine were nor have i made any grand life decisions about passing mine on, so, your argument is pretty moot here no? it's ok, you just do what you're told, because you biologically must follow the leader. it's moid brain syndrome. sad but reality
>>33845059Do I really want to click that?
>>33845047Never but I look older than I am so people often assume im not telling the truth
Girls, you’re grappling with a male friend, and he get a boner. Is it creepy?
>>33845071Oh, no, I read it that you really like this girl, but it turns out she's infertile. Are you sticking around, even though you really want biological children?And what if she has no viable eggs whatsoever? It will not be HER blood child It would just be YOUR blood child.
>>33845074Why do you want to date rapists?
>>33845047I’ve never done that. Seems like nothing but trouble. I’m 30, fwiw.
>>33845061No, because the girls who have posted themselves here had entire topics revolve around then instead of just a singular picture that could be anyone
>>33845069death by firing squad for all billionaires, lobbyists, fascists, nazis, and white supremacists. i think we would see a dramatic and instant improvement in society.
>>33845077Yes, it's a funny/parody post-punk song about dying of a stroke. The dude's gimmick is he's a middle aged man LARPing as an unhealthy and terminally ill alcoholic teenage music prodigy.
>>33845069So much shit. Soooo much shit... Not that you guys would enjoy my society. I'm a little bit too chuddy for you.
>>33845075yes. it doesnt bother me if im following "biological instinct." why are you so hung up about it.
>>33845084retard lol
>>33845079why would i be grappling with a male friend
>>33845083I just caught my ex doing it and just found it funny, he was 31 when we dated... like 3 years ago but now he's miraculously 30. Nigga thinks he's Benjamin button
>>33845081The question was refering to HER being infertile not me. If im infertile then its a useless question isnt it.
>>33845085>tfw have been a lobbyist for environmentalism causesWell, there I go to the gallows!
>>33845079if a girl is "grappling" with a guy, she wants his dick anyways
>>33845079grappling in what context?
>>33845089i'm not, have fun!
>>33845091Because you are both in ninjutsu training together, like in Naruto.
>>33845088>Not that you guys would enjoy my society.Give me a short rundown anyway. I'll accept the blame for asking.
>>33845095goodbye greta, i'll shed a tear for you
Are you ashamed in the fact that you're sensitive?Or do you believe that it is the perfect adjective?Do you wear your feelings on your sleeve, you suggested it?Is it better than to swallow in a sedative? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV39h7GHDYs
>>33845092Fucking lol, what a retard. What’s even the point?
gunpowder is so expensive fuck this gay earth
>>33845028Shut up ntj
>>33845099why wouldn't i want to have freaky ninja sex with him? we can both sexy no jutsu and have a whole fucking orgy of just us except hotter
>>33845097Martial arts.
>>33844956Men think their shitty sperm has nothing to do With the fact that they drink and vape and eat like shit
>>33845092Have you seen his ID? If he stopped lying, he takes you seriously.
>>33845091homie out here asking the real questions.
>>33845104What tf u need gunpowder for bro?
>>33845104Whatcha reloading anon
>>33844986because they look good. I will wear them !>>33845010you’ll be back home to your cat in no time. >>33844982thanks but I’m not a dancer lmao. I have been going to the gym lately.
>>33844982Dancers have muscle in their legs, that girl is anorexic lmao
Why do women hate us so much? god, just leave us alone at this point
>>33845093No, I got that. I don't think you understood what I'm saying. She is infertile, but it's not just that she can never have a sustained pregnancy. She has nothing. She has no eggs. So you can do a surrogate, but it's going to be with a donor egg. It is not going to be your wife's child. It's essentially going to be cucking HER. SHE will see you with another woman who's pregnant with your child, not HER child. SHE will see you loving the child that is yours, but not HERS. SHE had nothing to do with that child being made, and the same way you feel it's not yours, she would never feel like that child is hers. Like it's a bastard. A bastard you paid hundreds of thousands of dollars for just so it was yours.
What was your method of dealing with bullies? In my school days I told my bullies that when they hit me, threatened me, or made fun of me it turned me on and gave me a homosexual orgasm. They left me alone after that.
>>33845085>society collapses instantly
>>33844956Or they’re lying virgins
>>33845107my first thought would be "that's a natural reaction to stimuli, right?" maybe not mention it afterwards unless he brings it up
>>33845124Lying virgins vs. the Flying nun, who would win.
>>33845112i meant to post on /k/ lol>>3384511330-06 and 30-30, i inherited a press and some dies but no reloading materialsim too late to the game for cheap anything
>>33845121Serious answer? I laughed in their faces and bullied them much more viciously in return. It always defused the situation very quickly.
>>33845091>>33845111I sometimes playfight with my female friend who has a bf>slap her thigh>she tries slapping me back>I block her>she tries again>I grab her by the wrists and pin her down>we're both gigglingYou're missing out
>>33845121Tattled so much they all left me alone by junior year. Messing with the ugly weird girl isn't worth it if it threatens you getting kicked off a sport by the vice principal. Fuck them
>>33845121MIve never been bullied except in one year in elementary school by a bald manlet and i cried and the teacher in a roundabout way called me a pussy
>>33845121funny response, although didn't people think that you were a really weird homosexual?
>>33845130yeah that's cheating in my relationship. you have fun though
>>33845121MI used to just choke them
>>33845121I never really got bullied. For some reason i was always protected. I can think of several instances where someone tried to pick on me, and it would get shut down with a "Ay, leave anon alone"
>>33845134>funny response, although didn't people think that you were a really weird homosexual?Yes, but they mostly left me alone over it. I did get some attention from obsessive gay closet cases who hoped they had a chance with me, but I had to let them down gently and let them know I wasn't like that.
>>33845120Isnt that exactly the same for me if we adopt a child, except now we both watch a child that isnt ours, we had nothing to do with that child being ours etc.If she’s fine with going full surrogate and it just isnt her child, then im fine with it. If there is no other way except adoption then we split and seek someone else
fuck my chungus life
>>33845091Because she’s a blue belt into judo and just started BJJ.>>33845097Like we are hanging out and she wanted to show me her grappling skills on her tatami. That she could imobilize me on the ground, which she did. Her arm reached between my legs and it touched my balls, that’s when I got hard.
>>33845100I want to restructure schools. We should actually have a focus on academics. School is not for socializing or having fun. That's what extracurriculars and sports are for. Speaking of sports, we need to heavily restructure the way we teach children about health and fitness. None of this, whatever makes you good shit or the food pyramid that's been out of date for God only knows how long. We actually teach children how to take care of themselves physically. I'd say a finance class, but that already exists in most places, and what we really need to do is get rid of credit altogether. It helps nobody but the banks, and you know who. We don't need it. It's only harmful to society. We should have free medical care. However, you lose that privilege when you're a chronic smoker, when you're obese, or when you did it to yourself. Government jobs in industry, like industrial, I should say, should be providing top notch safety for staff. There should be legitimately random inspections on all sites to make sure they're complying with safety. If there's a lapse in safety. Then they should be made to pay the full amount of disability for staff who are affected. No abortion. No excuses. Birth control is still okay, but realistically there should be a big push for something more like the copper IUD that has no hormones, so it's not destroying women or making them psychotic. We should also bring back insane asylums, shutting them down was a huge mistake that we are paying for every single day, go way harder on enforcing drug rules. It can be done if the government actually wanted to.
>>33845121i became a hot goth and my main bullies either dropped out or were kicked out of school. by high school i was somewhat respected for being unique and pretty
>>33845121Punch in the noseUnironically violence works, ignoring and coping that they’ll get tired is bullshit
>>33845047Never. I lie that I am shorter and heavier than I am though. List myself as 5' 5" amd 190lb
Ladies: Are my petite sensitive pink nipples a dealbreaker? I’m 6’1
>>33845140Girl chungus or boy chungus
>>33845143women have it so easy
>>33845141she wants to fuck you bro
>>33845121Stabbed one, fought another, hit one with a chair, and used an instrument case to hit one that kept calling me Spock.
>>33845146This is an amazing strategy that I think a lot of guys do without realizing with their pics (men suck at photography) Like ugly shots from below or weird angles that make them look scrawny then in real life they are a tall chad and I'm pleasantly surprised
When I was 17 I put oil on my face and it broke me out so badly my skin was never the same again
>>33845124Some are married talking about "the glory days", and they dont have kids.
I'm a short boy and had taller guys protect me a few timesI do know how to fight but they just stood up for me before I could react
>>33845147Cute.
>>33845142I’d voooooat for you.
>>33845149if i was uglier or less fashionable i would have continued to get bullied. also the people who bullied me were violent (smashed my face into lockers, physically assaulted me etc) so that's why they were kicked out by then, my high school expelled anyone involved in fights
>>33845142Not with Trump. He only cares about himself.
>>33845155It is fueled by low self esteem and lack of peer judgment from a lack of peers in general.
>she’s a 10>but you arent where you’re supposed to be yetIs there a worse feeling?
>>33845158Having goons is pretty tight. I found myself in that dynamic in elementary school, inexplicably.
>>33845142Very interesting. Thank you!
>>33845139You could save a lot of money by just outright cucking her and just fucking one of your neighbors
>>33845166>Is there a worse feeling?Yes. I hope you never have to find out.
>>33845166>but you arent where you’re supposed to be yetdrop this line of thinkingit's zoomer brain rot
>>33845161>>33845164>>33845169We wouldn't get this with any politician, and this is not all of my ideas, but it's enough of them that I think you get the gist.
>>33845158What's your questionnto the opposite gender?
>>33845142>School is not for socializingYes it is for most people stop being a fucking retard.
>>33845158
>>33845177We indeed never would. What would the shareholders think?
OK goodnight its late
>>33845181sauce?
>>33845183Good night, other country anon.
>>33845142>No abortion.Lol, no
>>33845183>goodnight its lateIts 9:40am
>>33845186i dunno i downloaded it from here i think
>>33845179I will repeat myself, school is not for socializing, school is for academics, school is for your education. Socializing is sports and theater or art, shit like that for hobbies, for clubs, your extracurriculars. That is how you learn to socialize. You should not be learning how to talk to girls in algebra. You should be learning algebra. This is why so many kids can't fucking read. It's just one big party in club. They're still getting lollipops for writing their name properly in fucking tenth grade. But hey, at least they know how to talk to girls and put on a condom!
>>33845189Erm, it’s actually 8:43?
>>33845177>I think you get the gist.I strongly disagree with some of your ideas, but you seem like you would be an interesting person to know.
>>33845188Abortion is murder. If you want to try and kill yourself by trying to kill your child, go ahead, but you should rot in prison for trying. There's never a good reason. We know that emergency contraceptive can prevent pregnancy. We know that for certain people they be better off sterilized because yeah they can't handle a pregnancy so that should never be on the table to begin with. We also know that medically speaking, terminating an ectopic pregnancy is not an abortion because it was never viable and never would be viable. For a clampsia or pre-clampsia, that doesn't happen until the third trimester. You can deliver that child and at least give them a fighting chance. There's no good reason to kill a perfectly healthy child.
>>33845191I don’t think it’s a stretch to say that school can be useful for teaching children valuable social skills. It doesn’t really do much to that end right now beyond putting them in a room together and occasionally making them work together, but it’s something.
>>33845189hey fellow eastern time bro
>>33845152I don’t think so. most of her grappling partners are men, and she says that adter a while she dosen’t even notice where the guy’s or her hands are. So it’s probably platonic to her. Plus she got a boyfriend who she told me she loves verry much. We have this thing were we jokingly slap the other person’s butt when we catch them by surprise. Butt never felt like touching my butt turn her on.
>>33845183goooodnight! have fun sleeping in your bed
>>33845191NTA, and it's been a while since I was in school, but this is not the school I remember.
>>33845166I wish I was a 10
>>33844771That’s exactly me. If I’m wearing a bra, it’s always matching regardless if I’m planning to have sex or not.
>>33845199Nta but 9:40 is too early for me. I don't feel alive till 2pm
>>33845191if anything zoomers socialize LESS now than 30 years ago but their knowledge is much less in spite of thatban phones and start failing the fuck out of retards who cant read
>>33845166Where do you think you’re supposed to be?
>>33845191>School is not for socializingOf course it is, why do you think most people take the presential class instead of the online ones?
>>33845209NTAi guaran-fucking-tee its some inane nonsense that women dont actually care about
>>33845198Teach them to work togeryercin projects but thats abused in modern education. Teachers just don't want to teach so they have the kids put their desks together and just read together and they let one kid do all the work and never punish that. They just allow kids to coast grades off of one or two smart kids. They didn't teach them how to work together. They taught them how to exploit their peers. You could do group projects and have it be much more successful if teachers were actually involved, but they're not.
>>33845172yeah? how so>>33845176its reality>>33845205you and me both >>33845209at a point where you can financially be in a relationship
>>33845196>Abortion is murder.Not if it's legal. And killing those cells or small animals, which these organisms are at these stages of development, is better than ruining women's lives.
>>33845208oldest gen Z is 27.
>>33845214Are you currently involved in the education system or are you just recently out of school?
>>33845217do you have "a job"? then youre good
>>33845219Murder is murder.
>>33845138ah, so your reputation wasn't ruined or anything.>>33845141accident maybe?
>>33845219It's not the baby's fault. Don't have sex if you can't deal with the consequences.
>>33845220youngest is 13 but i shouldve included alphas too you know what i mean, zoomer just means "little kid" like boomer means "old person" regardless of when they were actually born
>>33845224having a job isnt good enough
>>33845220Anon the oldest zoomers are in their 50s now, millennials are pushing 90, what are you talking about? What year do you think it is? Did you take your dementia meds today?
>>33845219If you're so scared of pregnancy then stay on birth control.
>>33845226Murder is the unlawful kind of killing
A wise man once suggested if you get an abortion, you should have to eat it. I think that’s fair. Otherwise it’s wasteful.
>>33845231according to whom if youre a good person and shes not a gold digger that shit doesnt matter
>>33845221My nieces and nephews are literally in education hell. Doing Research also led to the rabbit hole of teachers posting on TikTok and YouTube, and that got recommended to my feed for a little while, which meant I had to see women that were doing everything except education and posting it online. They also talk about how the kids can't read and they can't help them because the district will punish them for failing students. They also talk about how kids will steal anything and everything and some of them bite.
>>33845235that in which we do not fuck..
>asmrtist you've been following for a decade has visible crowsfeetshe's getting old boys...
>>33845235Animals only eat their young to prevent infection to the other babies and so predators arent alerted not for nutrients. Just seems dumb. If I have an abortion with the pill it will be smaller than a grape or brussel sprout, before that like a jellybean. Oh my god such heckin waste!!!!1
>>33845232>hits heroin vapeYep I remember back when the JamesCube came out in aught one. Yessiree, those were>colostomy bag fillsthe days. They sold beverages in glass bottles with lizards printed on them, and X: The Everything App posts were printed on paper.
Women would you date a man who got his entire personality from Spongebob?
>>33845236>if youre a good person and shes not a gold digger that shit doesnt matterlmao nice cope
>>33845240If you're that scared of getting pregnant, stay on birth control.
>>33845236Lmao, go date that anon then, dumb cunt.
>>33845240It’s probably really yummy. Just one bite, at least!
>>33845237Hm.
>>33845228That reminds of one Charlie Kirk debate where he says that and the student he’s talking to says no.
>>33845243im not saying you cam be a worthless fucking bum. you need to get the fuck offline
>>33845246The heckin’ forbidden gummy bear xD
>>33845239pay for her to get botox if you worry about it that much. make her lick your asshole for it
>>33845244I'm not scared I bareback my bf constantly and we use condoms sometimes. If I got pregnant I'd just abort I don't give a shit >>33845246Forbidden Mighty Beanz...
>Gf says something slightly rude to me (you fashion sense is retarded, you music taste is terrible, etc.)>Look her in the eye.>>If I said that to you, you would cry.>She agrees and tells me to never say it to her.>She continues making the same kind of remarks regardless.Is this normal?
>>33845228>>33845233I'm not even a woman, just not a retarded moralfag who pities mindless clusters of cells rather than women. Also, I supported my own mother when she had an abortion for medical reasons.
>>33845249average isnt good enough anymore anon.
>>33845254Nah she's just more upfront than most but the message is clear. She ain't changing and she wears the pants not you
>>33845257your entire worldview is fake twitter blackpill bullshit
>>33845253>Mighty Beanz...Damn I haven’t thought about that in like 20 years.
>>33845254Whether or not it’s normal, it’s shitty. I wouldn’t put up with that if I were you.
>>33845254Why do you guys date girls like this
>>33845259find me a woman who'd rather sit in a Hyundai instead of a Porsche
M and F,Do you love Christmas?
Do women like ASMR of controling boyfriends?
>>33845263a woman who wants to sit with you doesnt care about who makes your shitbox
>>33845264Myes
>>33845255Oh, you're the pathetic cuckworm. Nobody cares about your opinion.
>>33845262A lot of us have very low self-esteem. A lot of young men grew up exposed to multimedia that is a little overeager to criticize men.
>>33845264MYeah, always have even though I was raised agnostic. It means something a little different to me now as an adult convert to Christianity.
>>33845266in the long term she doesPeople come and go in your life all the time, and some are better.
>>33845268Sarge? No, I'm not that guy.
I'm not adopting and I'm not dating single mothers because I'm not raising another man's cumshot.
>>33845264Mi love the memory of Christmasbut now i dont really care anymore
>>33845274You’re ironically as shallow as the women you’re imagining, anon. Your example about cars doesn’t land with me since I have no interest in humoring a woman like that.
>>33844930Bimbo.
Why do all the men have to live in my computer and not my real life
>>33845268>cuckwormpretty sure encouraging not to abort rapebabies is more cucked than to abort them
Women does that turn you on?https://youtu.be/IFgbXFbxZvA
>>33845280you can exchange the car metaphor for anything really. House, status, job, etc.
>>33845283Same reason all the women live in my computer, if I had to guess.
>>33845283do you want men in real life?
>>33845287And my opinion wouldn’t change.
>>33845277And I'm not having children because men aren't dependable in the long term and I know I can't get another man if I breed
>>33845284Aren't rapes like a percent of all abortion cases? The rest are Neveah Dalirius Jackson the socioeconomic american noscoping her fourth?Which I'm perfectly happy with, mind you.
>>33845284How often does that happen? Less than 1%? It's still not the baby's fault.
>>33845292your opinion also doesnt change the reality of the dating market today
>>33845293>Spinster making herself a spinster.Coolio.
>>33845264F. I used to love it, but now they always just buy a bunch of food instead of us all cooking together, so it's boring and sucks.
>>33845283Presumably because you live your life through your computer and not real life. The men go where you are.
>>33845296how many women have you dated that broke up with you over a car, job, housing, etc.
>>33845297It's the meta lifestyle, you're just mad cuz bad
>>33845265No. I like guided meditation, plain sounds, or rambling about topics I don't know well.
when will women stop pretending that "squirting" is not just them peeing?
>>33845303>I'm madOh, okay.
>>33845305Hey, I'M the one telling my bf I peed, but he says it was me squirting. I genuinely don't think there's a difference beyond the context of how it happened.
>>33845305women have no hangup telling us that thoughmen are obsessed with squirting, women dont even like it, its piss
>>33845283Do you want anything with any of the computer men?
>>33845301the better question would be how many dont choose to date a man over those
>>33845291Yea>>33845300Ah shit But when I live in real life no one likes me>>33845310Only if they get out of the computer
I love 2D women.
>match woman on app>dates>hookup>third date is bad>she ghosts until we argue>we stop talking >chance meeting a few months later>make out>message a bit >very inconsistent and cold >she ghosts>I shoot my shot in drunk DM>"I'm seeing someone">nobody matches me anymore>no dates in monthsWomen, have I aged out of dating?
>>33845295babies don't ask to be born either
>>33845311so you wont answer my question
>>33845313What are you like?
>>33845313>when I live in real life no one likes meWhich explains why you choose to live your life through the computer. Which is why all your men are in your computer.
>>33845283release me...
>>33845313>Yeawhy
>>33845318Annoying>>33845319Why do men only like the computer version of me>>33845321This made me laugh do you want to get married
>>33845264Fit's alright, i guess
women do you want s*x with m*n?
>>33845325>Why do men only like the computer version of meI don't know. I haven't met real you.
>>33845325>This made me laugh do you want to get marriedYes
>>33845305I still think of this guy every single time squartin’ comes up.
>>33845283How does this even happen when there are men prowling the streets rn. I'd understand if we were talking about horses or luxury cars but men are literally everywhere
>>33845327you should censor women too
>>33845264Nope, I'll probably kill myself this Xmas. Or, at least consider it all season
>>33845327no, i do not want s*x with m*n
Women what would you do if you had a boyfriend that masturbates a lot?
>>33845325>AnnoyingElaborate.
>>33845335Hire an obese man to hold him down to the ground and rape him.
>>33845333oh so you're the frank murphy on christmas
>>33845334why not>>33845332true
>>33845327No, I tried it and it was horrible
>>33845339tired, just want sleep..
Women, especially Gothicks - would you agree that midnight walks through cemetery blocks won't be the same without you?
>>33845338I don't get the reference. Xmas is for people with someone to love.
>>33845349What's this pretentious shit supposed to mean?
>>33845350>Xmas is for people with someone to love.Could it be anybody?
>>33845335I'd be happy, since I also masturbate a lot. Maybe I could refer him to my sex therapist.
>>33845305It’s not pee
>>33845353Coal Chamber lyrics.
>>33845350lolol, it's a guy who's always miserable on christmas
>>33845355What do you do sex therapy for?
>>33845353If you have to ask you're graves behind
Why do wom*n hate having s*x with m*n?
>>33845360Confidence and practise https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcbL-1SSuQM
>>33845360Masturbating a lot.
>>33845365NtaWhy would you need therapy for jerking too much
>>33845360I have some issues related to aversions and intrusive thoughts, and I guess some issues stemming from trauma that I thought I got over. And eventually I'd like to address some compulsions, but that's down the line.
>>33845365How much is a lot?
>>33845367Masturbation can be a compulsion and an addiction, you realise.
>>33845365What does a therapy session consist in?
Bought what I thought was orange juice but it turned out to be Citron. I had no idea what it was before now. Ended up trying to drink it but I just added it into some water and it was like a lemonade.
Women would you ever give a man a lingam massage?Men would you ever give a woman a yoni massage?
why am i a loser even though i have no trauma
How do military guys go through boot camp without either jerking off or jerking each other off at least once? I can't imagine being in a room full of other people that long without whipping out Ol' Jumbo and petting him on the head.
>>33845371Well yeah I masturbate a lot because I'm addicted but it's not like you're smoking, it won't kill you
I don't want to date women. My waifu is more than enough. Why won't my parents leave me alone?
>>33845374M, yes.
Should I text her again? She ended it after saying there's no connection and unmatched me but is still in my contacts We hooked up once too
women would you date a virgin man who got a happy ending massage? if no, why not?
>>33845374F. Idk what the fuck that is.
>>33845378>masturbation won't kill you I'm sure that if done often enough it could.
>>33845374I'm not looking up those words.
>>33845305Silly foids are so cringe and silly with all their squirting and moaning during sex, imagine losing composure like that
>>33845381>should I text her again?>she explicitly rejected meNo.
>>33845385>>33845383Lingam and Yoni literally just mean penis and vagina.
>>33845329Nice>>33845336No
>>33845389In what language?
>>33845377Do you remember that one character in Sons of Anarchy who got his fingers chopped off and had to wear finger prosthetics for the rest of the show?
>>33845387This is a shitpost, but how cringe I am during sex really keeps me up some nights.
>>33845376You are a loser BECAUSE you have no trauma
Women, have you ever joined a sketchy internet cult led by someone you've never met?
>>33845383>>33845385learn some culture, whiteoids
>>33845388Why? I'll just ask how she's doing to test the waters
>>33845394I wouldn’t worry about it. We’re cringe too.
answer my question pls >>33845363
>>33845392It comes from Sanskrit but is also used in Hindi. You see these words a lot in New Age-y woo-woo spiritual literature and stuff. Some erotic massage places in continental Europe advertise their services as "lingam massage", "yoni massage", etc.
>>33845389So basically would I rub a woman's pussy? Sure. Or no. Depending on the woman in question.
>>33845397first result on google is some reddit chick being raped by her masseusedefo third world shit
>>33845381No; >>33845315>>33845354?>>33845359That's me. Just reminds me that weird kids grow into lonely adults. I blame the kid who molested me when I was 8
>>33845401Just generally less cringe than women, because we are punished more for acting like that
>>33845397Bitch I'm mixed.>>33845401But the dichotomy of a big guy being cringe in bed is cute. But when I'm cringe, I'm reinforcing stereotypes.
>>33844173I want to make him a dad.
>>33845408https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0C58ttB2-Qg
>>33845408The greentext guy isn't me
You are the Great Evil, and I am the Banisher. I have to destroy you now.
I hate women.
>>33845420Go away.
>The capital of Thailand is called Bang CockCan't make this shit up
>>33845415Lol.That song also makes me want to kill myself. I hate being lonely.
>>33845424No, for it is I who banishes You.
>>33845407This is a large part of why when women seek out Happy Ending massages they seek them out from other women, not male masseuses.
>>33845419The greentext guy is me, idiot. Don't text her.
>>33845389I would sensually jerk off my bf, sure. But just call it that, not some made up word.
>>33845425That's not what it's actually called in Thai, that is just a shortened form that is more pronounceable to farang.
>>33845363>feels uncomfortable>no orgasm>it's dangerous>it's taboo and immoral to do>it lowers my value>it makes my vagina loose>it makes me unable to pair bond>have to take hormones that fuck me up>have to rip out all my body hair>might get sick or pregnant>men aren't romantic>men aren't physically attractiveI get it if you're gay or a m*n but literally what reason is there to have s*x with a m*n if you're a woman?
>>33845430I already texted her
>Japan has a city called "Capital capital">its not the capital
>>33845363I love having sex with my bf, but the concept of having sex with any rando man is offputting.
>>33845436Dear, you're gay I'm not the other anon
Why do footfag moids even exist? It's impossible to penetrate feet
>>33845437Good luck.
>>33845436>it lowers my value>it makes my vagina loose>it makes me unable to pair bondBig stinky hairy moid hands
>>33845441Homosexuality is defined by attraction to one's own gender, not ability to assess risks and recognize patterns
>>33845427Go away.
>>33845438>China has cities called Northern Capital and Southern Capital >Only Northern Capital is the actual current capital >The name of the country literally means "central country"
>>33845262it feels right
>>33845442Cock between toes?
>>33845394It is indeed harder to take silly foids seriously knowing that most of them enjoy taking cocks like fags and lose composure during fucking
>>33845442you can kiss and caress them though
I think I might actually have experienced my final romantic rejection before I kill myself
>>33845445I just listen to men and trust their opinions on gender relations.
>>33845442Skill issue.
>>33845450I feel no pity for you then. Suffer
>>33845442You've never had your pee pee between a big and second toe, have you?
>>33845444based digits. how is it going to go? what did you say?
>>33845456>and trust their opinions on gender relationsThats the most retarded thing you could ever do
>>33845451I really like that band called the Cock-Toe Twins.
>>33845455How’d it go
>>33845456You shouldn't.
>>33845458sometimes i think being with a girl who isnt like this might be pleasant but it couldnt be a serious relationship
>>33845456you listen to men who have no gender relations (other than yelling at their mother for more chicken nuggets) on gender relations
>>33845442It's also impossible to penetrate boobs
>>33845452Getting laughed at during sex had made me contemplate terrible things. You shouldn't be getting into that thought process.
>>33845455still waiting on my first rejectiondont know if im lucky or unlucky
>>33845473I like boobs because they are like holding the surface of a bouncy house in my hands. Bouncy, bouncy!
>>33845455stop being so dramatic, it wasnt even that bad
>>33845470Why not??
>>33845481It was. She accused me of sexual harassment and stalking.
>>33844881It's impressive how quickly and completely horsegirls have infested the internet.
>>33845474Don't worry, what's cringe and creepy for moids, often looks cute on foidsBless the double standards
>>33845452It's so fucking annoying when men bring this shit up, you will never have the faintest idea how hard it is not to admit you've been faking all of it for since day 1 to protect his ego
>>33845467 literally here >>33845315>>33845460I'm not the guy texting the chick who rejected him
>>33845436>it makes my vagina looseI stopped reading after that
>>33845490It’s not over anon dating apps are just evil
Did you think I was a perfect actress? Playing the princess in distress?
women, if my dick had the magical powers to make your vagina tighter after sex with me, would you do me?
I hate that all the friends and nice people are gone now.
>>33845489You should try "emotionless sex", it's a more popular kink than you think
Penis? Vagina??
>>33845442They like feet and they like things touching their dicks, so they combine the two. I had a footfag ex who would just rub his dick against the bottoms of my feet and acted like it was infinitely better than any other sex act.
>>33845482it shows she cares. i feel bad when shes yelling but later it feels like the good-tired feeling after a hard workout. i could never yell at her so she has to do it for my own good.
>>33845485I've seen horses on various farms and ranches I've visited and I just don't get the sex appeal. Why do some people want to fuck horses?
>>33845483So what?
>>33845499Both made up.
>>33845495No. I want to give birth with as little unnecessary pain as possible.
>>33845493It's not just app girls. IRL ones are disgusted by me now, too. I missed too much social development to he normal. S few casual fucks in my late 20s is my apex.
>>33845496They all were carted off to forced labor and re-education camps, and the ones who didn't fall in line were executed by firing squad or gassed. This is the world we live in now.
>>33845499ive never seen either
>>33845502NTA. I'd never have sex with a horse, but flared heads make their penises look really interesting, and it feels nice when translated to sex toys. I think some people can separate those from the idea of the animal itself, though.
>>33845502Well I imagine it's more that they're just anime girls with ears than anything to do with them being horses. Many such cases.
>>33845508It used to be comfy here.
:~|
>>33845507>few casual fucks in my late 20soh so youre a normalfag
>>33845501I can’t help you Were your parents abusive too?
>>33845511I once went to a penis museum and they had petrified horse cocks on display. It made me realise very quick I never wanted to get raped by one.
I think women should be more fascinated by dicks. They are so cool in interesting
>>33845507Why? If you’re getting dates you must be on the right path
>>33845518dicks are ugly and gross and i hate them
>>33845515I got molested when I was 8 and I was a virgin until I was 28 and I'm literally too autistic to fucking drive a car.If I'm a normie, I'm a very sad one.
>>33845519A first date is like a first job interview, it's very easy to fumble and not get further.
Men don't find penises disgusting because they look at them every day. Same with women and their vaginas. Both are disgusted by the others genitals.
>>33845524I am not disgusted by the female genitalia, I want to nurture and love a woman's vulva like a pet.
>>33845519Not for months. >>33845523Also this, but occasionally they interview you over the course of a few dates and perhaps a fuck
>>33845522typical normie shm
>>33845523Why do you fumble?
>>33845521gay>>33845524No, im M and i love vaginas. I think they are cool too
>>33845530Autism.
>>33845517Scaled down, though? Works great as plastic.>>33845518They are. I've studied a lot in A&P and patient care circles, so I've had to get up close and personal with models and real penises often. It's crazy to think that guys just have that hanging there and literally don't even perceive it when they're walking around and stuff.
>>33845524MI am disgusted by penises, I agree with >>33845521 anon
So she got pooped on in Dubai and now is in the real estate business. Interesting.
>>33845536Really makes you think.
>>33845529Being aware of this site disqualifies me from being a normie.I'm gonna die alone too, anon.
>>33845524Men find penises disgusting.
>>33845536I went to school with a girl whose nickname was Shitty Titties because there was a rumor she invited people over to her house to poop on her boobs because it turned her on.
>>33845524Are you fucking stupid?Would you touch a random homeless womans vagina if she came up to you nude in the street?
>>33845408>molesteddamn that took a turn goddamn>>33845421 psst
sexual intercourse with an attractive member of the opposite sex sounds cool idk
>>33845545M, yes, if I knew she consented.
>>33845499bobs or vegana which ever will it be
>>33845550
>>33845536>>33845543“She got pooped on in Dubai” and “Shitty Titties” is unusually above average posting quality on daytime 4chan, bros. Thank you.
Where do I meet clingy gf
>>33845556Daytime 4chan is like daytime soaps. Going here at 10-11 am EDT is like being one of those first shift nurses who walks The Bold and the Beautiful on their lunch break.
>>33845473What about paizuri though?
>>33845561Watches, not walks. I swear I have early onset dementia sometimes.
>>33845546It's a young age for someone to suck your dick. It's why sex used to make me vomit.
>>33845562Then you can also do something similar with feet.
>>33845556Gives "Dubai Chocolate" a whole new meaning, dunnit? Now don't get me wrong I love the United Arab Emirates for its wilderness camping, historic sites, and vast assortment of air con'd malls and theme parks, and the locals are also surprisingly kind and friendly for Arabs. But Dubai itself is probably the weirdest part of that entire country. Abu Dhabi is much more laid-back and less insane, and I tend to prefer visiting it over Dubai.
>>33844113Coworker just asked me "anon, are you coming to my bday party, you could be the guest speaker"I'm a hermit shut in who doesn't like social events especially if it's in a public place. What should I do?She has then mentioned it 2 more times in the course of our text conversation. 1st time mentioning her cake. Then the 2nd time to bring X thing we were joking about to her party next week.What do? I'm not sure if anyone else from work is going so I wouldn't even know anyone
>>33845570Guest speaker ???
Yo, anon, some weird ass people came around looking for you the other day, word?
I WANT TRUE LOVE!
>>33845575I don't want your liveI just want your revengeJust want your loveI don't want to be friends.
>>33845570>text conversationive always wondered how people do thisi dont think ive given a person my number or vice versa since middle school
>>33845573Don't worry, I found them first
>>33845570You already posted this.
>>33845570>hermit shutin>talks to womenfaker
>>33845545Stupid.
>>33845518I like playing with my bf’s soft dick
>>33845570>hermit You don't know what hermit means
>>33845521I agree that they're ugly and gross, but I do still like them.
So... labias are the underdeveloped and not fused ballsack skin, right?
>>33845594That's not how organogenesis works.
women, why don't you look like this
>>33845596Okay, how does it work?
>>33845594more like the ballsack is a grotesque tumorous over-development
>>33844141tell us more about how you have sex with your sisterharem
>>33845600Organs that are sex-dependant differentiate histologically well before they can be considered anatomically derivative of their counterparts. Neither are a corruption of the other; they're simply different end products from a neutral precursor.
>>33845599yuck
>>33845599Because I don't want to look like that. I don't even do more than cardio or squats at the gym because I'm afraid of loosing my soft edges.
New kino greentext about women just dropped
Screw these face products. I'm just going to buy medicinal alcohol
>>33845608The feminine development is the default route though, women are like the underdeveloped men whose development wasn't edited by the SRY gene on the Y chromosome, right?
>>33845617you should buy potable alcohol
>>33845615It was obvious this never happened even before he said it was his 9th time. Are moids really this gullible?
>>33845585Faker? I think you're the fake hedgehog around here. You're not even good enough to be my fake!
>>33845615>pass the test>still didn't work outEh
Me coming here every day and taking what the moids say seriously
>>33845615>>33845622Fake or not it's just generally good advanced dating advice to always act as poor as possible when dealing with women to filter out gold diggers.
>>33845615Wendies
>>33845613>squatsUH OH
why do women find prostate play so revolting?is it really that much of a turn off to make a guy cum so hard his mind goes blank?
>>33845629i think i should have friendly conversation with the women in my life today
>>33845634Get out of my butthole
>>33845631I only peruse brands that use a cute little girl as a mascot
>>33845622I WANT TO BELIEVE
>>33845634because only subs are into it and women hate subs
>>33845634Posts made by a tape worm
>>33845630"accidentally" leaving fake banking information on the table is a genuinely funny idea.
>>33845629Still more trustworthy than moids like ENTJ and MKG
>>33845634Ok fine we can do prostate play.Using your tongue. Rim me.
>>33845629good to know that my LARP posts slandering men doesn't go unread
Some die of thirst while others drown...
>>33845619I'd argue development should be defined by outcomes at specific stages, not generalized interpretations of processes as a whole. Even if the determination of the end result is at the beginning of the process.
Women, do you understand how many men are using steroids nowadays?
going to have a quick wank, then a post-wank shower, then off to work
>>33845654Can they stop
>>33845633What?
>>33845657apparently not. They probably should though.
>>33845590>>33845585I have no social life or friends. I have always a had a difficult time maintaining them. I don't go out or do anything outside of work. Ive become very autistic with where I go and deviating from that or my routines is stressful. Have been diagnosed with agoraphobia in the past. It's been by biggest issueI'm not completely socially retarded though. I can talk to and enjoy talking to people if I vibe with them. But I never had desire to interact with them outside of where I met them or know them from. As you can see, seeing she is a coworker she is a part of my routine and natural pathways and this is a potential deviation. I havent gone out socially at night in well over a decade>>33845583No one answered and there were updates>>33845572She was just joking. Maybe it was her way to try and invite me seeing she probably had no real excuse to. >>33845579She's my boss at one of the places I work. So we had each other's number. She's probably the main worker I vibe with the most
>>33845630Yeah, and women should always be fat while dating to filter out the shallow men and only get in shape for the wedding
Are most men pedophiles or compelled to have sexual relations with kids under 10? Would the average man molest a 3-year-old of given the opportunity?
>>33845657nta but whydo you prefer skinnyfat dyels
>>33845615i basically want to gaslight dates like this, but with insanely absurd things. like i want to leave a fake amazon page open that shows me having bought like lube, a fake pregnancy simulation belly, and a pack of extra tiny condoms, and an mpreg-themed onahole
>>33845665what if theyre into it
can femoids love an anon with a wrist injury?
>>33845663i dont think so but im only one man i dont know "most men"
>>33845634I don't trust men to be as clean as women in general when it comes to prep for sex. Also it does absolutely nothing for me to imagine sticking stuff in a guy's butt. So it's lose-lose.
>>33845664>skinnyfat dyelsNta but I'd take that over a roided beefcake anytime
>>33845663No, most of us are ephebophiles, we love boobshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ephebophilia
>>33844113>>>/a/283170494I didn't now I loved josei either
>>33845666i am a very sexually playful guy so i'm down for basically anything that doesn't have my tongue licking an asshole, i would reward their vulnerability
>>33845667Sure. I have a gimpy wrist, too. Fuck cheer.
>>33845658do you also wear leopard print clothing and wear a high pony?
>>33845672>boobsyou mean teenagers
>>33845672>Ephebophilia strictly denotes the preference for mid-to-late adolescent sexual partners, not the mere presence of some level of sexual attraction.For most of us it's the latter, some 16 year olds can look very adultlike
>>33845661The fact you thought this was a rebuttal in the golden age of fat fetishism goes to show how out of touch women are with reality and how privileged they will eternally be.
>>33845672Oh I knew this and accepted it as fact. Most women find young men attractive too, we just keep it to ourselves because most of us are moralfags to a neurotic extent.It just seems like the average man would be fine as long as whatever he has in front of him has genitals. But I could be wrong.>>33845669Fair.
>>33845677The only leopard print stuff I wear is lingerie.
>>33844161>>33844171I thought the point is that men and women both are guilty of giving 9's and 10's passes on their red flags because of their beauty and are incapable of thinking about things objectively.e.g.>6/10 with a high body count who's into youwhore>10/10 with a high body count who's into you"well nobody's perfect, and I can fix her">>33845634>why doesn't anyone want to touch where I poop from?It's more common than you'd think, but still you should understand why most people aren't into anal anything
>>33845678>teenagersspecifically 15-19 year olds, most of whom can physically pass for adults
>>33845684MUDSHARK ALERT
>>33845693What does THAT mean?
>>33845693Hey man you can't be sure of that just yet.>>33845684>>33845658>>33845613You got dark roots on dyed blond hair? Yes or no.
>>33845697No. I have dark curls.
is listening to asmr considered cheating femanons?
>>33845699Mm, secondary potential, are you mixed? What mix if so?
>>33845696you know what it means :snowflake: :rabbit:
>>33845693you're talking to JH retard
>>33844155Nah he just thinks not being treated like the main character is being treated like trashI got my own life nigger no offense but idgaf about you
>>33845700It's not cheating if it's scoobydoo ASMR
>>33845702Yes. Latina/black/white.>>33845704I really don't. It sounds familiar.
do you ever just lay for a long time with your dick in your hand after masterbating
>>33845706I guess it's better to be the idiot asking JH what her race is over being the idiot that replies to every slightly unsavory female post with "hi JH"
>>33845714This is the correct course of action.
>>33845706stop interrupting my fetishisation>>33845711tell us more about your desire to holiday in Jamaica
>>33845442I wish footfag foids existed
>>33845711>Mixed latina/black/whiteNow it all makes sense.Thank god you aren't white. Good job. I salute you.
>>33845719i wish foids were into anything other than vanilla or being insultedthey have such little variety in the sexuality
>>33845717I wouldn't mind a cruise around there. Idk if that's a stereotype or something.>>33845721Rude.
I need a skinny man
>>33845524>Both are disgusted by the others genitals.I literally think foid buttholes are hot
>>33845722They're all abuse victims lol what do you expect
>>33845725>a cruise
>>33844216Well what's the incentive retard??? >yeah birthrates collapsed everywhere after women were given the choice to not be bangmaids anymore. This is definitely just the product of feminism which was spread to every culture in the world at the exact same time. >No it wasn't because they hated it it's just brainwashing bro trust me!!
>>33845726need a fat assed thick thigh'd gf
>>33845725>the pattern of behaviour continues to ring true
>>33845663No and no. The average man might find some teenage girls attractive, but not enough to become a sex criminal over it.
>>33845722Yeah honestly, women's taste is way too samey, and they don't have enough easy to satisfy, kind of humiliating kinks
>>33845726working on it
>>33845732Not me
Need degen girlfailure gooner gf.Where are they?
>>33845729so are the moids itt but they have varietyits a woman thing not an abuse thing
>>33845663it's reproductively advantageous to pursue the youngest females available
The masculine urge to bully your gf.
after doing nothin and being a lasy bastard for 3 hours im finally leaving the house
>>33845730>>33845733What the fuck is wrong with wanting a tropical cruise vacation? They're fun and simple.
Damn it I just need to go out at some party stare at a foid for 10 seconds and if she locks eyes I approach and bring her home it's THAT easy
>walking around with jewish freshman>she keeps going up to the Christian tables and asking them for free shit>other girls complaining about her babbling in random hebrew when they were talking to some mormon missionaries on campusI want to chastise her about feeding into stereotypes and being respectful to others so she doesn't create more antisemites, but I'm not quite sure how to do it politely. I'm also not white so I thought about just playing the "when you're a minority, you're always suspect for being a minority and you need to defy expectations because your actions reflect your whole group" card. Women, what do you think?
>>33845742>humans and butterflies are basically the same bro
I see girls with beautiful asses and it makes me want to cry, sometimes.
>>33845741Being a man and a CSA victim is so epic. It made me so good at posting online
am I autistic if I enjoy going on walks in heavy rain wearing a rain poncho like this?
>>33845749you should say "stop being such a jew jeez"
>>33844113How come masterbation and cardio are the only 2 ways I can be happy? (Or at least not super depressed). Aren't normal people just like...happy and not depressed just because? How do they do it? I think it's because they all have partners and a vibrant social circle. Maybe I was just not meant to be happy the normal and correct way? How do you normal people do it?
>>33845755Then she will pin him to the ground and fuck him. Don'tsay this anon
>>33845754>metal gear fanyes
>>33845663'female attractiveness' ratings peak at around age 13-14 for most men. Most men are not paedophiles (properly defined as being attracted to the prepubescent). A lot of kiddy diddlers aren't even attracted to kids specifically, it's more the sense of power and control they enjoy because the kid can't fight back. My attraction to them is because I don't trust adult women. I find the sweetness and innocence to be enchanting, like a biblical cherubim. It's not so much sexual lust as it is romantic affection, though naturally given how human sexuality works there is a bit of crossing wires involved so I do respond in a carnal way to that sort of stuff. I have no desire to act on them, because I value their innocence and happiness well above my own pleasure, though.
Why don’t any men want a girl with thick thighs and no ass
>>33845746uh huh. and you just happen to like rap and the NBA, too. no ulterior motives.
>>33845763I do
>>33845763because thick thighs are nothing without a nice buttit just doesnt look right
>>33845750yes?
>>33845763Why don't women want a guy with a 4 inch long penis but horse sized testicles?
>>33845762so youre a pedophilealso link to source?
>>33845763>chubby Asian physique
>>33845763Unironically prefer that to any other combination of ass or thigh size.
>>33845771I didn't think there was any level of ambiguity in what I said, lol
>>33845763go away
i dont understand why dudes get insecure when the girl is taller than themit always seems like the girl dgaf but the dude loses sleep over it i mean im alright with thatlike half of my crushes throughout life has been women taller than me so maybe im just used to it
>>33845783>it always seems like the girl dgaflmao
>>33845788moid hands
>>33845762>'female attractiveness' ratings peak at around age 13-14 for most menAbsolutely not
19 x 21 yea or nay
The peak for women is obviously 20 to 35
>>33845799yeah agreed
>>33845762For men, the peak age for female attractiveness is usually around 20 and 25, some 16 year olds can fool us though, if they look mature enough
>>33845783no man is insecure about that shit retard
>>33845799No, I peaked in high school
>>33845801how was this data gatheredsample size, who they asked, etc.
>>33845801>excludes <20 results>logarithmic path implies it's even higher below 20, but not shown on graphlol
>>33845803Msame16 year old me moggs the shit out of 22 year old me
>>33845803X
Atoga-Predict my future.
Why did she delete all our history from the archive?
>>33845799I’m 25 and haven’t peaked yet it’s getting bad to worse
>>33845812you will die
>>33845814You’d be surprised by how much can change in the next five years.
>>33845815Whatta vaguepost. Deets?
>>33845813youre not important
>>33845812you will use the toilet within the next few hours.
>>33845817I wish I been pretty at least once. I already have wrinkles and grey hairs
>>33845812You will read this post.
GenderWhich version is better?
>>33845818Cl. Mustard with a candlestick, in the parlour
>>33845804I think it's from our beloved OKCupid>>33845806it's okay for teenage boys to like teenage girls, but they aren't adult men yet
>>33845821lose some weight (not too much)work on thigh and glute definitiondon't be stuck upget a better hairstyledon't wear so much makeupI probably just solved about 80-90% of your appearance problems
>>33845826cleavage is trite nowadaysalso shit looks ai generated
>>33845826>WAAAAHHH EXPOSED CLEAVAGE I'M GOING INSANEwhy are people like this
>>33845762MKG coded post
>>33845826I'll take the one on the right
>>33845832its a fake image
>>33845763Depending on *how* thick, this sounds pretty good to me. The whole big butts fashion thing that's going on right now is not for me.
>>33845832jealous flattiesManlet insecurity is nothing compared to titlet insecurity
4 hours and doing nothingnow im going to leave
>>33845830I’ve been borderline underweight for most of my life and am now just over the thresholdDon’t eat enough to grow my glutesI don’t wear make up much at all because I’m allergic to some ingredient that most make up uses
>>33845838no, this is men too for some reason
>>33845838women dont get insecure over chest size outside of anime
>>33845754No, but the unspoken implications of you making this post says you're a nerd which is highly correlated with autism.
>>33845812Obstacles will present themselves, and you will have to make the most of your circumstances.
>>33845812https://youtu.be/KgCOdj228lQ
>>33845848i love the kitchen in that picturereminds me of my dated childhood home
>>33845819I used to rule the worldSeas would rise when I gave the wordNow in the morning I sleep alone Sweep the streets I used to own
>>33845850It’s one of my favorite paintings period. Very cozy and nostalgic kitchen indeed.I love how serious and composed he is even though he seems to have just started his second beer after shotgunning one and eating a few fistfuls of chips. Speaks to me on a spiritual level, unfortunately.
I miss you i miss you i miss you WHERE AR EYOU AND IM SO SORRY
I went back on myself.I decided to order the onahole anyway, went to the canceled order, and clicked the buy again option.
>>33845861Do NOT blaspheme my Blinky.
naked male, clothed female
>>33845863You’re struggling, man. You really wanna clean that shit up? Are your hands not enough?
>>33845764I don't particularly like either of those things. Fuck you.
sending her shirtless jojo poses instead of nudes
I don’t get any food today because I’m evil and stupid and ugly
>>33845629The advice Hannibal gave Clarice was good enough to help solve the case she was working. It's just that Hannibal managed to break in the mean time. And at the end of the next book <spoiler>he turned her to become his partner in crime.</spoiler>
>>33845868Might as well treat myself, just because women don't love me, doesn't mean I can't treat my dick to something good.
>>33845599Why she so unhappy?
>>33845874eating potato chips rn because I'm stupid and evil and ugly
>>33845745noice, where ya going?>>33845713no I ain't got time for dat shit>>33845570just go to her party dude
>>33845881to help my dad at workputting cylinder heads on an engine
>>33845880Can I please have one
>>33845264M, no I hate it>>33845651the first girl on the right is a baddie...>>33845629you really shouldn't lol>>33845379your parents, like most people, are normalfags>>33845262they're the only girls who show interest in us
Buying gf
Ate too much lunch, now I'm sleepy. :/
Moids will lie and gaslight and manipulate to fuck me
>>33845886ill give you TWO
>>33845166not like a 10 would date me regardless kekthere is a baddie at my workplace I get on well with but I have no money fml
>>33845892I prefer bribery.
>>33845892Do you have any patience for one who is just up front about it
>>33845874Same
>>33845875I know this. I used to read fan fiction where Hannibal got mpregged
>>33845892I wontI wont lie or gaslight or fuck anyone
>>33845894Maybe three please
>>33845880>>33845886I'LL TAKE A POTATO CHIPAND EAT IT!!!!
>>33845057wtf why would we use fake photos
>>33845849That is a bad deal
>>33845892Meanwhile femcel comes here to complain that nobody is trying lie and manipulate to fuck her.
>>33845901I.. don't know how to respond to this.
Women what is getting a load on your face like?
>>33844865>content not available in your regionnooooo>>33844831I hate myselfmy roommates want me to stay in tonight because apparently I was acting crazy earlier lolI hate normies
Perma single anons of either gender,What are your expectations of your daily life when you finally get a gf/bf?
its twelve o clock, togiestime to start drinking
>>33845919FHand holding
>>33845776>YES I am sexually attracted to kids but I would never ACT on it>NO thar doesnt make me a pedoOk retard
>>33845913Don’t mansplain Hannibal to me is all I’m saying
>>33845919MIF IT EVER HAPPENS (highly unlikely) we'd probably go on dates a couple times a week if we can and talk a lot although i suck at text communication
>>33845919FEvery week I get to bounce on it and the rest of the week we hang out a lot and giggle and stuff
>>33845921I am also a junkie. I’m getting stoned.
>>33845919>Perma single>finally get a gfMy expectations if that I will permanently stay single.
>>33844686I wish I could relate, I have the opposite experience, I can't do anything, especially when other people are aroundI actually had a very productive day til my roommates got home now they're pissing me off
>>33845901awful, awful taste
Whenever you feel less than a woman always remember that they literally suck penis and enjoy it.They unironically enjoy kneeling and putting an actual dick in their mouths.
>>33845931You sound fun.
>>33845938It was really good it made me cry
>>33845926Fine. I was just exploring the wider implications of your picture an post.
>>33845939And men want me to sit on their faces. You're just as bad.
>>33845941I’m annoying and retarded
>>33845919>when you finally get a gfWdym lol? It's not happening>>33845921BasedI started drinking at 10am today>>33845884aw <3 have fun dude>>33845874nooo pls eat
>>33845946Me too. Pretty sure most people who use this site are
>>33845944Submissive men aren't men.
>>33845943I appreciate you understanding the layers of my post
19:11
>>33844138>red riding hoodshe gon be riding something else in this doujin...
>>33845919F>you WILL do your share around the house>sex WILL be on my terms>you WILL wash your butthole and penis >you WILL watch the harry potter marathon>you WILL eat my cooking>you WILL cuddle with me when it's cold>we WILL NOT have children If you fuck up MAJORLY I WILL divorce you and spend all my free time trying to fuck you up financially until you rope. Nigger it will be my fucking hobby
>>33845844the reason breast reduction surgery exists is because women ruthlessly and continuously bully any classmate who developed early until she develops such severe body image issues she thinks that body mutilation is the only cure.
Oh my stars
>>33845955>19:11second mention of four horsemen
>>33845924when did I say I wasn't a paedo? I think I very clearly said I was.
>>33845963Garter status?
Girls, what do you think of long sleeve polo shirts on guys? What if I had a collection of them and wore them most days in the winter? Thinking of making them my trademark.
>>33845958FBased af
I got some French fries thanks chip anon
>>33845958>>we WILL NOT have children:(
>>33845952Proud of myself now.
>>33845191>school is not for socializing, school is for academics, school is for your educationthis is trueI focused too much on the social aspects in school and shirked my studies, now I'm stuck in shitty jobs and poverty living with shitty roomates I don't like and have a shit life
>>33845975That was a DQ for me as well
>>33845826f, chinese, assuming this is supposed to be some sort of (pseudo-)historical setting>>33845958based (aside from the not having kids part)>>33845969imo a quarter-zip would look better
>>33845958>Sex will be on MY termsNo. This is non negotiable. As a woman you are not going to be the one dictating the terms.
>>33845982that was a dairy queen for you?>>33845921what are you drinking btw?I'm on my fourth litre of cider rn, hopefully I can black out later
>>33845989Yeah that was a Dairy Queen for me
>>33845958I would do all of this but I cba to watch all of bloody harry potter, can we watch this instead https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ND2_bOjdoBg
>>33845958>harry potter>no childrenWhat is it like being a stereotype?
Dairy queen
>>33845958>sex WILL be on my terms>we WILL NOT have children dealbreakersAlso you're open to doing LotR, PotC and other movie marathons too right?
Wait, was Caesar the first Kaiser with Khazar milkers?
>>33845987>imo a quarter-zip would look betterI have some of those too. I'm wearing one right now. I personally really like wearing long sleeve polos though. I think I look good in them, and they're less common so they're kind of unique.
>>33845998Chad’s beloved. Hardest worker on the farm
>>33845919FI made edits because I liked hers but I’m different >you WILL do your share around the house>sex WILL be on my terms>you WILL wash your butthole and penis>you WILL watch scratch my back>you WILL eat my cooking>you WILL cuddle with me when it's cold>we WILL have childrenIf you fuck up MAJORLY I WILL divorce you and spend all my free time trying to fuck you up financially until you rope. Nigger it will be my fucking hobby
Is it possible for a man to stay with a woman who lacks a major trait he likes?Say you like big boobs and big ass and she is flat chested. Or you like short Asians and she's a short white woman. Something like that, where you get some but not all physically.However, she:>pays for everything >worships you sexually and romantically >loves you with her whole heart>is very loyalWill it eventually cause issues? Or could it be okay?
>>33845919MI don't think I have any expectations anymore. Nobody will realistically want to live with me because I'll be 40 and 50 when we start "dating" and I won't have a house suitable for her standards. My daily life will likely be waking up and expecting to read a text saying that I've been dumped.
YNR plaid skirt femanon
>>33846010If I like her then it's okay if she doesn't check every physical box. And she would not pay for everything. I would be doing that, or at least for a lot of things.
>>33845958*crime of passions you*heh, nothing personnel..
>>33846010Girl stop freaking out about this Indian boy
>>33846007Every single "sex will be on my terms" woman is instant avoid. Bitch you're the bringer of pussy and head. That's your fucking job. That's you're most important job. You're not just fucking tiptoing around doing your primary job whenever you want.
Making my femanon gf watch season 8 of Game of Thrones, Season 2 of Arcane, Season 4 of Battlestar Galactica, and the latest season of The Boys so she understands why I'm blackpilled on tv shows with outstanding first seasons.
>>33846022I forgot about that one I don’t really know what it means
>>33845958>>33846007>>sex WILL be on my termsWhat are your terms though?
>>33846007>you will do your share around the houseso, I work and bring home the salary, and fix the broken stuff that requires tools. You do the cooking and cleaning. understood
>>33846028I work too asshole broken stuff is every once in a while you still have to help with laundry and cleaning
>>33845892I'll just pay upfront
>>33846010Nobody is perfect, and men don't stray because you are lacking something. You could fit his ideals perfectly and he would still stray because when he get used to you someone else who is not you will seem novel, exotic and exciting.
Why don't the lonely femcels just date fat and balding guys?
>>33846010I can only speak for myself, but I don’t think that would be a dealbreaker at all for me. “Pays for everything” honestly doesn’t do much for me, but the rest just describes the kind of woman I would naturally want to marry because she reciprocates my feelings for her.The only physical trait that would probably stop me from marrying a woman that I otherwise loved is seriously morbid obesity or some sort of other similarly unhealthy form of self-harm that she was unwilling to stop.
>>33846004Hardest workers are slampigs with septum piercings, they take milk from non-Chads as well.
>>33845892Not me, I'll be the silent one
>>33846031>I work tooyou make less money and therefore contribute less to the household finances. therefore, it is your responsibility to pick up the slack on the domestic front. it's only fair.
>>33846035Because fat and balding guys are balding. And fat.
>>33846044Why don’t they date the handsome and funny guys who post here
>>33846010I think most of us think in terms of anti-types, rather than types."I'm fine with it by default, unless [insert the dealbreakers]" rather than "I'm not fine with it by default, unless [insert the kinks]".
>>33846014wasn't that london unless someone else posted>>33846010ofc lol>>33846046the handsome and funny guys who post here are mentally deranged
>>33845958Honestly any hobby is better than just tik tok and eat hot chip
>>33846031NTA but you talk as if there's an implicit assignment for you to take care of the home and you're implicitly mankeeping by doing it.
>>33846048I’m normal, mostly
>>33846042How do you know how much I make? Ok fine but you have to pay for the water bill the electric bill the detergents the cleaning supplies and you have to buy me a roomba one for vacuuming one for mopping and air filter machines for each room and you have to pay for my cancer treatment when I get lymphoma from using too many disinfecting cleansers my entire life
>>33846010Yes, because personality is far more important than "omg she's not a 6' amazon I can't marry her." I like both big boobs and flat chests, but I like the boobs attached to the woman I love more.Only a retard would wreck a relationship over "my life is literally incomplete without having tittyfucked a titcow"
>>33846052ok well you're an outlier probably
>>33846051I don’t understand
>>33845892What's wrong with that? Dont you benefit from it too?
>>33846054Yes, it's not an issue for men like the height thing is for females. Besides, you can always get an escort with big tits if your gf/wife does have small tits, usually this happens during/after pregnancy when she's still recovering and has no sex drive.
>>33846010>pays for everythingI already have that well except her parents do. We live in her mom and stepdad’s basement.
>Sex will be on MY termsAlright, I guess that means as men we just don't actually have to try for sex then because it's on your terms anyways. So there's no point at initiating desire, putting in ritual, setting mood, being horny, etc.
>>33845999Its a dealbreaker so why would I waste my time watching any of that shit with you dumbass?
>>33846027Don’t rape me
>>33845939So do gay men, and arguably much more too.
should I work tonight and be productive or should I drink and play video games
>>33846058The world is now full of very demanding women who take it upon themselves to do things that almost nobody asks them to do and then complain incessantly that their efforts aren't matched and exceeded by their partner, who also must earn more and have a better career because otherwise he'd be ineligible to talk to in the first place.
>>33846067those were two separate statements, I was curious on your taste in movies
>>33846053we pool our finances and use them as one, that's what marriage is. no 'separate accounts'.
>>33845826Chinese version alludes to bigger booba better tee bee haych.
>>338460712 hrs work then game
>>33846074I miss dating my ex desu, it at least gave me a reason to be a better person and productive pretty much all the time, I made a lot of money in that time and got fit etc.couldn't kick the drinking though so she still dumped me for being a loser
>>33846066>So there's no point at initiating desire, putting in ritual, setting mood, being horny, etc.Except for when her terms are specifically that you initiate desire, put on a ritual, set the mood. And of course she expects you to always be turnkey horny.
>>33846074I don’t think men understand how dirty a house can get in two days >>33846078Ok sure whatever but all the money you put in I’ll be spending on cleaning supplies
>>33845958Only if you add Lotr marathons will this be acceptable
>>338460832hrs is a long time...but I will actually do it babe lolgonna make a coffee then set alarm for 2hrs>>33846086yeah I spent like 2 hours cleaning earlier cause my roommates never do ffs
>>33845763That's just an embodiment of false advertising at this point. I would be mad and disappointed
>>33845919MWe hang out every day if possible and make each other smile and laugh a lot. We have great sex every now and then. We support each other’s interests, hobbies and goals. We veg out together a lot, but we also go hiking or camping or visit museums every now and then.
The height gap I DESERVE
>>33846086>I don’t think men understand how dirty a house can get in two days Alright, this is now a different problem. People won't ever be able to sleep past 9 AM on a weekend because the whole place needs to be vacuumed and scrubbed, otherwise the relationship and marriage ends.
>>33846053Nta but do the mop rhombas work?Also maybe go with all natural cleaners
I wish I knew my height but I don't have anything to measure it with.
You are a bad person
Women how often do you want to be creampied?
>>33846096Buy a tape measure.
Men, would you date a former fatty?
>>33846097Is that supposed to make me feel something? I don't care.
>>33846086that's fine. that's what it's for.
I was shocked when I found out my height is 181
>>33846096Do you have a smartphone and a full-length mirror? I bet there’s some way to do that with photogrammetry.
>>33846096You can do it at any doctor's appointment. I got my official height at the hospital before military.
>>33846101How would I even know that?
>>33846102I’m talking about Swiss
>>33846099Ideally, only once to make a baby.
>>33846101Yeah.
>>33846109Cheese?
>>33846108Oh, you can tell when you see her naked.
>>33846101Not if she has disgusting stretchmarks on her stomach and loose skin
>>33846108Photos, stretchmarks, loose skin
>>33846086it's not the 1950s anymore, men live alone for long enough to know how to clean a house. I live with my retired mother and have to do all the cleaning because she can't anymore. it isn't hard, women just like to complain.
>>33846007Based and reasonable>>33845958Retarded and gay this is why you are perma single
>>33846105>that one thread on fit where some guy posted a selfie with smartphone and some autist calcupated how many phones tall he was and how tall an Iphone is and then even though he was fit everyone made fun of him for being manlet
Women just want to be shushed and plapped
>>33846105>>33846107>>33846100All of these are useful. Thank you very much. I think I will go with the doctors appointment. Haven't been to a doctor since I was 10
Thinking about the self-proclaimed annoying retard
>>33846094If we clean the day before and as we go about our days then we can sleep in I don’t like when people leave shit all over the place for “later” and then suddenly it’s my turn to clean everything”>>33846095Idk I’ve never had one but mopping isnt my favorite >>33846103Ok good
>>33846115No, the femanon
>>33846129Oh. ok then.
>>33846125I also haven't brushed my teeth in two years or so I just use a towel when I notice them getting really yellow
>>33846124But I'll never admit it.
>>33846131Imagine doxxing someone because you don’t like their posts
>>33846136I knew it.
Why do black people always have electrical powers?
hug
>>33845634Well you gaslit us into thinking you don't like it.
Femanons, would you date a man who has no friends and no relationship with his family?
>>33845617Tincture? Potion?
Does it ever drive you crazy, just how fast the night changes?
>>33846127>I don’t like when people leave shit all over the place for “later”Then again, the primary reason why a home is full of dust is because there's a woman living there and she fills it up with a literal bajillion of items all over the fucking place, in every room, including but not limited todecorations everywhere you lookgiant plushiesuseless pieces of furniture that look good in a picture and that's itmountains of garbage bought after the latest social media trendsmountains of board games to be very social with when guests and exes come uninvitedbooks about hot werewolves and morning wood milkingmiscellaneous shit for the kitchen that never gets usedclothes, clothes, clothes, clothes, fucking clothesAll generate dust.
>>33846152Harry is a shit singer.
>>33846140She legit doxxed someone? God damn, I still love that psycho bitch so much.
>>33846158Good for you man
>>33846153My home is full of similarly stupid shit, and I’m a man…
>>33846142It wasn't hard to figure out.
>>33846150It depends on whyMy parents were abusive (dad threw me around/dared me to hit him and mom encouraged it bc she was a whore and he was all she had) so I'm sympatheticAnd good friends arent easy to come by so it's whatever
>>33846151Ethanol.
>>33846160She doxxed you?
My boyfriend is going with his very religious mother and her brother to Vietnam.Chances of him cheating? Chances of a woman throwing herself at him? He's not white.
it's chilidog time, yeyuh
>>33846178>Chances of him cheating?Pretty low if he's going there with family. How long is he going? How bad is your relationship right now that you're worried about it? Is he Vietnamese or does he speak Vietnamese?
Any day now. The right one will knock on my door and will propose to me. The perfect woman for me. I just have to sit tight or I might miss it.
>>33846186He's there for a week.He's Middle Eastern and doesn't speak Vietnamese. Our relationship is fine.
>>33846187he just told you his bf is white
>>33846191Ufffffffffff no more atoga for a week! Dummy dum dum.
>>33846190Then you really have nothing to worry about. If anything he might wingman for his brother if he's single.Why aren't you going?
Greetings from Barcelona, you fucking homos.Have a nice day.
>>33846198Enjoy your stay!
>>33846187I wish life was as simple as an anime where a pretty girl would just knock on my door and that was all it took to get a gf
>>33846201Thanks, it was windy and some stuff was closed because of it, but the Sagradia Familia is bombastic.
>>33846153I don’t buy things like that
>>33846212A Dark Souls bossfight in here would be amazing, like Pontiff Suleyman.
>>33844446This is not true.>>33844472You can ask more specific questions, which is what some of these studies have done. For instance, you can ask respondents to rank their priorities, or you could put a time limit on it e.g. "Do you want to have kids within the next five years?".Data shows that, while there are women who say they want a family, it's the lowest priority for most of them behind things like career, personal and financial independence, travel, etc.
I don't have enough leather jackets
>>33846187So.. where is this door that you speak of?
>>33846198>>33846212>goes to Barcelona>posts on 4chan Grim. Met any qts at least?
>>33846224The right one will figure it out. :)
>>33846228Why you gotta be weird.
>>33846219Leather daddy?
>>33846109I don't even remember if she was friendly to me. That's how long it's been, you guys.
>>33846234No. Ew. Anyway it's raining and I am going to a subway to get something to eat.
>>33845731Why is it better to work for some guy you've never met in a sterile office surrounded by people who mostly don't care about you than to work for your family who love you?>spread to every culture in the world at the exact same timeNot even close to true. It spread to western cultures around the same time, but Asia only got it within the last few decades, and the Middle East still largely hasn't experienced it.
>>33846023I understand it. Watching shows in this current era is bitter sweet.
>>33846239Yeah, you gobble up that footlong, leather daddy.
girlscan you complete the boy swimsuit challenge?
How do I get a girl in the computer out of the computer? Or at least into my inbox
>>33846232Why weird? I'm just putting it into perspective, 4channel isn't your personal friend
>>33845919MaleHonestly can't even imagine it at this point. Seems impossible.
>>33846245Lol ok i will
>>33846244Yeah I hate being like "yeah I really love this show... just don't watch the last x seasons"Is it better for a show to be good and go to shit, or for it to always have been shit?
>>33846249You could have just asked me why I am posting here instead of making weird assumptions.
>>33846007>>33845958>women will post things like this>they will still pretend they don't hate menlmao
>>33846253>Is it better for a show to be good and go to shit, or for it to always have been shit?the former
Another day without English pawg gf. Life is grim
>>33846259Guy who doesn't wash his butthole and penis for sure.
>>33845919>wake up, eat breakfast together>engage in whatever hobbies or chores that need doing for a few hours>go to work (assuming we're externally employed)>come home, eat dinner together>bathe together>go to sleep (preferably in separate beds)
>>33846259Me wanting to spend all my time with a man I love makes me hate them?
>>33846267Wrong, and the fact that women assume we don't is part of the problem.
>>33846253>Is it better for a show to be good and go to shit, or for it to always have been shit?What an idiotic question.
>>33846268So you just want a roommate.
>>33846231
Women, would you play 1 on 1 elf board games with a man
>>33846269You don't want a man. You want one of those little dogs that you can treat like an accessory.
>>33846253Is it better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all?
>>33846272>bathe together>have childrenI guess all married couples are just roommates, if you want to be reductive.
>>33846278>>33846268Sorry you want children but don't want a unified bed?
>>33846265There truly is no reason to live if you aren’t plapping a fat-bottomed Anglo Saxon
womenis it toxic if she told me>you should perceive things differently thenAfter I brought a past discussion up and said what my perception of it was>you should be more careful how you say things so they’re not interpreted negativelywhen I just asked her if there isn’t a pharmacy closer to the one she wanted to go to, and she said that I should pull over because it’s clear that I don’t want to go with her and that this is what her perception of my question wasAm I loosing my mind? Am I in the wrong to think these are unhealthy patterns in a relationship?first gf btw
>>33846071Is there no in between with you?>>33846048That was footfacey. Losing your touch my guy?>>33846093I need long leg gf but need her to be short too.
>>33846276None of this matters amd debating this topic doesnt accomplish anything.Women shoudnt have agency and the reason men's lives are shit is because of secular feminism.
>>33846276If I wanted a dog I would get a dog I want a partner
>>33846283She sounds like an idiot
>>33846283you need to take a serious look at yourself and figure out why you think its ok to be so disrespectful before its too late
>>33846279I get crazy hot when I sleep, my body turns into a furnace. I need it to be as cold as possible to be comfortable. sleeping with another person makes me unbearably hot and sweaty and uncomfortable, I know I've tried.
>>33846278You said nothing about children and bathing together is the only thing that'd be unusual.You didn't even mention sex, so I thought you were one of those asexual retards.
>>33846286you are one stupid bitch
>>33846283You said nothing wrong
>>33846292I figured it was implicit. >asexual retardsbigot
>>33846294How
>>33846275YeI played 1v1 lords of waterdeep and got smoked.
>>33846286I knew you were dense but this is next level.
>>33846290this is bait.
>>33846283Hard to say.Maybe you are autistic,maybe she is gaslighting you, maybe both.
>>33846298Shush*plap*
>>33846297>figured it was implicit.Autism.>>asexual retards>bigotYou don't know what that word means.
>>33846298because you dont think logically and let your emotions dictate your morality.
>>33846281Not into fatties, just a normal girls with a bit of ass
>>33846302>>33846309What the hell are you talking about
>>33846303It's just the same "nOtHiNg MaTtErS" cunt.
>>33846101I would date a current fatty if she was nice>>33846083anon I gotta admit I didn't start workingI'm pretty tired can I do it another day pl0x
>>33846314you are stupid. What is the problem?
>>33846307>why would you assume marriage entails children?zoomer
You kids been keeping out of trouble or what
>>33846284>That was footfaceyI thought so from the post itself but I couldn't see the images>Losing your touch my guy?I lost the plot a long time ago>Is there no in between with you?nogotta work hard or play hardseems dumb to force myself when I'm tired tho and might make mistakesalso I lowkey wanna sleep soon to avoid my roommates cause I cba to be socialmaybe I should just flip a coin
No comment
>>33846099Everytime
>>33846325You're such a fucking sub 80 IQ retard.
>>33846284wait no if we're thinking of same plaid skirt pic, I remember london posting that while saying she was hungover from a party and had to go to lunch with her mom or something
Why does everyone want to hurt me? :(
Nobody wont me
>>33846337Jealously
>>33846324Why am I stupid??
>>33846340They fear your potential
>>33846256Ok sorry :P
>>33846337If you're a woman, because you're hurtable.If you,re a man, because you are feminine and annoying.
>>33845919>>33846268Yeah this but I hope we can sleep in the same bed and I don't have sleeping problems that I don't know about yet.
>>33846332you're a projecting fuckwit. the idea that marriage didn't implicitly include children is a zoomerism because they're all sexless dorks obsessed with "alt lifestyles".
>>33846345Women are free to partake in my immense power and swag. It is there to be shared
Would you date a woman who is so stupid at her job
>>33846343I literally already told you. Why are you so offended. I wonder if I called you a whore if you would get equally offended.
>>33846352Ok, incel.
When did normies hear about being called normies?>eating pizza with an alt chick>she describes her friends as normies
>>33846314I didn't literally mean you want a dog. I meant you want a man that you can treat as an accessory, like a little dog that you carry around in your purse.
You guys should be nicer to each other
>>33846358You insulting me 12 times isnt an explanation
>>33846357What's your job?
>>33846361nigga normalfags *invented* the term "normie".
>>33846362I know and I still don’t want an accessory man I want him to be functioning and have similar life values to me
>>33846361From family guy in 1999, before you were even a spermhttps://youtu.be/_MFDKqFlC3A
>>33846357No, who is going to sustain my aristocratic philosopher neet life if she gets fired?
>>33846365Office monkey
>>33846375You are too stupid to send a few emails?
>>33846353besides spending money on camsluts and my colleagues being immigrants (also he's a moron for spending 80% of his paycheck on alcohol, you can get 6 litres of cider from Aldi for under £6), I'm 100% in agreement with this ladit's all fucked>>33846357yes ofc and I'm sure you're not stupid and you should be proud for holding down a job anon>>33846363fuck offjust kidding lol <3
>>33846378They are making me do something hard now
>>33846359>sex is the only thing I know
>>33846375I don't see the issue?
>>33846382Why are you still replying to me...
>>33846357I doubt she’s that stupid, but even if she was, yes
>>33846364Ok Ill repeat myself: You cannot think logically and you get your morality from your feelings.
>>33846381What?
>>33846368Why the n word in vain?>>33846371Didn't know this. I thought 4chan invented it.
>>33846334Dang, I never saw any plaid skirt posted today. Just footfaceys black dress
Need a femanon to watch Asian cartoons with
>>33846387aren't you late for an abortion appointmenrt?
>>33846371>Family guy invented lemming theory or the word "normie"no
>>33846381The boss' cock?
>>33846391>Didn't know thisOf course you do not.None of you edgy little poltards and r9kfags do.
Girls, would you understand if your boyfriend told you he was sad that bears haven't been domesticated, and he can't have a pet bear, and even if he were to take a bear, it would still be a wild animal with wild animal instincts, and would never truly love him, and would potentially eat him?
>>33846389Give me an example of me doing that
>>33846402>erm achkually it was Tiereus Maladoofus from 1033 AD (ANNO DOMINI BECAUSE THE DEMIURGE DEMANDS RESPECT) when he was in Greatest Turkistan (TRVLY VVH1TE)Thanks, philosophyfag
>>33846389Dont you have a wall to go punch
>>33846402>inventedHe didn't say nor imply that.That also wasn't what the question was a bout.Learn to read properly.
>>33846398when AI fembots come out real women will be so frickin obsolete lmao.If you want a woman just to watch TV with, you have no idea what youre getting yourself into. Women are bullshit.
>>33846397>todayoh this was like years agoI missed the black dress pic RIPbut I remember she had another black dress also years agounless my memory deceives me lol
>>33846397>>33846420qt fishing for more pics to jerk off to in his archive.
>>33846419I have an idea. I’ve left my house once or twice and have dated before. I’ll never be a robofucker.
Is asking my coworkers for help with something because I’m stupid and don’t have any clue how to do it and can I get fired for this?
>>33846425fuck's sake, if I actually saved pics then I'd remember innit lolanyway I can't even see the imgur ones cause UK filter lol
>>33846428Just ask GPT
>>33846431Haha lole I’m such a quirky lil creep ^_^
>>33846428no they should help you out anon, that's what colleagues are for
>>33846353>female issues"ugh, Chad didn't call me back, my life is over">male issues:
>>33846428I think you’re gonna be okay if you ask for help.
>>33846440How is any of that post male only issues
>>33846440tbf bro isn't even having a real issue, he's just a mentally ill retard wasting all his money
>>33846428>asking my coworkers for help with something because I’m stupid and don’t have any clue how to do itThis is what you're supposed to do. And expected to do, in any reasonable functional workplace.
Cute nervous wreck office lady
>>33846440>yeah im deep cause im a politisperg>man im so cool for being an apathetic piece of shit girls just dont understand me maaaaaaaan
menhow would you feel if your gf stuck cute stickers all over your face
>>33846428It depends how hot you are
>>33846451Honored, well-decorated even
>>33846451I would go to work with them on lol
>>33846451ugly i'd wash em off
>>33846448I’m retarded
>>33846451https://youtu.be/n5jLWPmwNjs
>>33846451Like a pedophile
>>33846454she voted for it
>>33846465Annoying, too?
>>33846454sounds like someone in his hood needs to deport him into the next life
Men/women, does the company your SO keeps matter to you? Like would you care if your SO was best friends with a group of regular cheaters?
>>33846431Sex pest.
>>33846454Le grrr I am so le mad
>>33846471>"she voted for it">16 year old girl in sweden where the voting age is 18idk if you're trolling m8
>>33846474Yes
>>33846480MThat matters a lot to me, yes. I wouldn’t be friends with men who cheat, and I would be very wary of a woman who kept company with people that immoral.
>>33846481you're the only pest around here jk>>33846480I might raise an eyebrow but as long as she doesn't condone their behaviourobvs if she was congratulating them for cheating or whatever I'd be like bruh what
>>33846485Your posts are very cute and my brain is weak to them
>>33846410>None of you edgy little poltards and r9kfags do.How am I any of those things? You have some serious 4chan brainrot.
State gender Can you be attracted to someone who has baggy, under dark eyes? Can you be attracted someone who looks like they get little sleep? Because I’m kind of sick and that’s my current look. It’s gotten better but people have told me I look like I’m going through something. Some people think I’m depressed based off my eyes (that’s not my sickness). And I don’t use recreational drugs either
>>33846495M, yes, this is my look tooPeople have asked me if I get enough sleep and I'm like "no"
>>33846495It can be very attractive. Adds to the personality
>>33846480>Men/women, does the company your SO keeps matter to you? Like would you care if your SO was best friends with a group of regular cheaters?People dying of dehydration in the desert, do you prefer fridge temperature dom perrier or tap out the bathroom sink?
>>33846495MI look like that, so yes. I wouldn’t mind dating a woman who was fun to stay up late with.
>>33846495very much so
>>33846493There is nothing cute about this I’m ruining my own life
>>33846484Nta but women are the biggest enemies of women. This is the reaction some teenage girls got when they were protesting a boy on their volleyball team.
>>33846445women can avoid them by getting married
>>33846503>People dying of dehydration in the desertNot everyone here is (you).
>>33846517This is who they're doing that to
>>33846495>Because I’m kind of sick and that’s my current look.Why are you worrying about being attractive right now?
>>33846519And men can’t get married?
>>33846446midwit response.He's throwing his money away to escape the reality of his unpleasant experience. He gives money to e-hookers because he's desperate for any form of female companionship, even if it's fake. he drinks himself stupid because it's the only legal way to numb his senses to the shit world he exists in. fuck
>>33846510I’m sorry you’re having a shitty day.
>>33846527when a man gets married he has to work twice as hard, because now not only does he have to continue competing with migrants and inflation depressing his wages, he now has to provide for a woman and children.
>>33846517>>33846524>>33846454At least more and more white women seem to be waking up to the fact that this shit is suicidal behavior, most of the people at "No Kings" chimp outs are either under 30 and non white or over 40 and white, it's purely old white boomers who didn't grow up realizing that actually racism is great.
>>33846528>throwing his money away to escape the reality of his unpleasant experience>drinks himself stupid because it's the only legal way to numb his senses to the shit world he exists inreal shit lol, I'll drink to that
Wow so many chuds
>>33846529I feel pretty good and am having a good day don’t worry I am just bewildered at how little of my own mind I can access
>>33846541You are pushing late 30s and are childless.Get off 4chan. Stop listening to Chapo Trap House get a grip before its too late.
>>33846536Japan just elected a hard right president, and there's been anti immigration protests in Ireland recently. It's a global thing of people realizing that the left is intentionally flooding their countries with people from shit cultures that make everyone feel unsafe.
>>33846548Pushing late 20s you mean, and I’m listening to vidya ost while I work on my dnd campaign
>>33846536It's a strange spot to be in because I hate browns and trannies but the other side is very open about how much they hate white women. So I'm not going to bat for either side, just gonna avoid cities, never look at the news and be alone.
>>33846541Chud website, you're a tourist here who came because you saw a video on plebbit or jewtube about funny green texts and thought you'd go to the source
>>33846556Wrong again, I’ve been here since 2011. You’re the invader. I came here to talk about video games but you pol types escaped your containment board
>>33846549>presidentwhen did they go republican?
>>33846555Based I just want to grill grillAnd nice digits
>>33846557>2011newfag/pol/ was created because /int/ leftists kept losing arguments and cried to the mods for a safe space. we were here a lot longer than you
>>33846567Of course you were. How convenient. If I said 2010 you’d say 2009. You guys are worse than women when you get a narrative in your heads
should I offer to cook for my roommate who's home playing vidya or should I just go to bed soon
>>33846543Well that’s good.
>>33846575You should offer your cock
>>33846571anyone who started browsing after 2005 is a newfag. cope. 2010+ is peak reddit tourist years.
>>33846567>>33846571Based tacticAt the gym I go up to the youngsters and ask>how much do ya bench?Then whatever they say I say I did that plus 10 lbs back before the shoulder injury
>>33846582that's hella gay lolimma just watch an ep of smth and then go bed
>>33846584Lmao that was true in 2015, not anymore
>>33846587No, it’s still true. Everyone after was cancer.
>>33846541
>>33846589Hate me more daddy
>>33846593It’s peak reddit tourism now, dipshit. I haven’t had a single person know what last Thursday means in over a decade
>>33846595Fuck you.
>>33846597Anon, I know this. I’m a newfag. I got here in 2006.
Lifted went for a run, did meal prep and cleaned. Now Im out of stuff to do and want to start crushin beers but it's too early by like 5 hrs
>>33846604Sorry for your wasted life brother, if you’re offended click here
>>33846606dw this is an alki threadI started drinking at 10am todayprobably why I had such a shit day desu even though I was very productive til my roommates got home and I crashed out
>>33846608Ah, the tourist cancer can’t help but reveal himself. Maybe this is hard for you to believe, but browsing a website somewhat regularly somehow hasn’t gotten in the way of my life.
>italian girls all over my instagram reels againheavens help me
>>33846613You sure about that? You seem awfully anti-social
>>33846555That is true. I just laugh now when I read that another one of those people have hurt a white woman. You reap what you sow.
Women, do you feel like trans men are a bad or hyper impression of female stereotypes?
>>33846617I am, yes. You don’t really have a very good read on me. You’re being a douche, so I’m being rude to you.
>>33846612Do they not notice or act judgy?
>>33846575Why tf do you cook for your roommate unless you want to fuck?
>>33846623Yeah I’m not gonna explain the nuances of socializing to you big man
Fact: Women WILL hurt you.
>>33846629I think I’ll manage.
>>33846633So will everything else.
>>33846495Do you have an example pic?
>>33846633I still like ‘em. We hurt them, too.
>>33846638That makes no fucking sense.
As a man, I talk about how I feel all the time, but I only do it to myself in my head so it's kind of like talking to a wall which is better than talking to other people about it. The wall doesn't judge and it can't use what you say against you.
>>33846633Yes and you moids deserve it
>>33846641Yet here we are.
Normies are not beating the "dumb fucking animal that should be put on a leash" allegations.
>>33846651You sure sound familiar
I’ve been reading moid and foid as em-oid and eff-oid, but I saw a clip of some sperg talking about killing foids yesterday who pronounced it like foyds. Which pronunciation is right?
How do I cope with the fact that everyone's more successful than me at everything and achieved their success at a younger age than I did?
>>33846645moids have done everything good and foids have done everything bad in all of history. Cry about it
>>33846656Televised suicide by being shot out of a cannon into the ocean
>>33846653You might know me.>>33846659This but unironically.
>>33844516*sweats
>>33846654Graboid
>>33846651imagine if only smart people could vote.
>>33846661I sure hope not
F do you watch anime? I feel like a lot of women watch it today and if I were to be in a relationship they would want me to watch anime and bad tv shows with them when I'd rather be on 4chan for hours.
>>33846656The only issue is that you care.
>>33844499Pink because then we can both cook for each other and not worry about being used
>>33846665Voting rights act prohibits that
>>33846654I don't think there's any authority to claim one way is right and the other way isn't.In my head it's always [moyd]/[foyd], because that makes them seem like actual words, which is funnier.
>>33846627>Why tf do you cook for your roommatewe often cook for each other it's just a thingbut one of them had a club so they made food for themselves before leaving, and I'd just had a bit of food too>>33846624they notice when I'm wasted kek but I'd been sipping through the day so was fine I was more just having a bipolar moment and getting paranoid about something
>>33846654>em-oid and eff-oidWhat?
>>33846654wow youre a psycho for not just instinctively pronouncing it "foyed".
>>33846668>they would want me to watch anime and bad tv shows with them when I'd rather be on 4chan for hoursNAG but watching TV while cudding with a gf is comfier than posting in this shithole tbqh
>>33846654foyd and moyd are correctsince the origin of femoid was mongoloid
>>33846671then get rid of voting rights.
>>33846656comparison is the thief of joy and success/achievement is completely relevant https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S2PLRGOx3g
femanons, what is the most attractive trait about a man to you?
>>33846676>>33846677I remember reading femoid instead of foid years ago and assumed that moid rhymes with it.
>>33846654>caucasoid>negroid>mongeloid>australoidPronounce the f and m as fuh and muh, not eff and em
manons, what is the most attractive trait about a woman to you?
>>33846688Your autism scares me.
>>33846692Confidence
>>33846692Her face
>>33846692curiosity, very cute
>>33846693Is it worse that I don’t have any?
>>33846692besides looks, how warm and caring she is desu
>>33846692trippleG tits and a 50" ass
>>33846692Face or intelligence... or maybe laughatmyjokesitude
>>33846579I averted the crisis but I’m still stupid
>>33846692An active imagination.
>>33846692Why did my post get no posts :(>>33846687
>>33846699You should get screened.Get blood samples taken, see if you got the tism gene.
>>33846705>I averted the crisis*Puts on the Ghost Trick theme*
>>33846708I don't think there's a blood test, its just questions
>>33846707Because the women would get dogpiled about how evil they are
>>33846707No women on rn sorry anon :(
>>33846712I was joking... :/
>>33846692genuine affection. I have a very hard time trusting if a person likes being around me, so there's always doubt
>>33846708Your concerns are unfounded, I assure you.
>im just a girl XDDDDno, you're a fucking monster
>>33846711What’s that
>>33846707It's an incredibly boring question.
>>33846705Good to hear. What does a dummy do when she’s not at work
Why don't you smarten up?
>>33846727Are you mad at me anon do you still like me
>>33846711lmao>>33846724puzzle game>>33846722wtf
>>33846718One of the questions involves not getting jokes.And then when I told the doc about how I set a new fewest steps record at the grocery store while getting the exact same things he started writing a lot.
>>33846726And the mirrored question isn't?
>>33846687His hands his waist his voice his little yeah his style his gait
>>33846726wow thanks.
Cuz gurlz just wanna have fuuuunnnn
>>33846724A cute little game about averting crisis' and changing fates.>>33846735Stop being so triggered.
>>33846736>his gait>plantar fasciitis gave me a slight limpIts ogre
>>33846731Not mad at all, just teasing. You’ve got my attention for whatever reason
>>33846692>rate out of importance right after meeting a strangerPretty face+hair: 8/10Pretty body/clothing: 7.7/10Good vibe (with me): 7.5-9/10Shown to be kind: 7-9/10, depending on the actNo smell: 7/10Good smell: 8.5/10Idk this was dumb. Kinda useless to talk amount most attractive, since it's grouping everything together that matters. Just try to max out everything as best you can, it doesn't need to be perfect.
>>33846733lmao
>>33846729Ironic
>>33846733Groceries any%
>>33846739Do you even have a job? Do you work?
>>33846736>gaitI learned this word recently thanks to Blue Prince.
>>33846740>Stop being so triggered.I was triggered to point out how your explanations didn't hold up.
>>33846749nta but based lol, I always try to see how quick I can get through the store cause I hate being around people>>33846627I just don't want my roommates to think I'm avoiding them this week (we normally hang out and go out quite a lot) but I also don't want them to think I'm crazy again
PLAP
>>33846743I’ve got stage fright What do you do
>>33846759I don’t hate being around people but do hate when I bump into anyone I know and then they want to drop everything and catch up for ten minutes while people try to shop around us
>>33846762PLAPPleaseLoveAllPeople
>>33846759Ask them to hang out this weekend
>>33846766Except tradcucks and poltards, since they are barely human. <3
>>33846766>I was thinking of posting exactly this but decided against itGET OUT OF MY BRAIN
>>33846764I have no idea lol I’ve never tried to get to know anyone from 4chan personally before. But I’ll keep bugging you here for a while if you don’t mind
>>33846768:3>>33846769Sowy! c:
>>33846768liberals define "love" as "let people destroy themselves :3 dont judge".
>>33846762PLAPPretty Ladies,AlwaysPLAP
>>33846773Those are libertarians not liberals.
I got a random pimple on my outer labia what should I say to my bf? It's not an std I have a clean bill of health from std testing not even herpes and i have a pimple patch on it. Should I just show the std test and beg for mercy
>>33846766I hate to no, and such a good post, but alternatively:PeaceLoveandPosting
>>33846750sometimes >>33846765>hate when I bump into anyone I knowluckily I don't have friends>>33846767I'm working this weekend but I guess in the eveningstomorrow night they might be at the bar I work at so when I get off I'll get them some drinksthink the seasonal depression is just hitting rn desu. I can't stand to be around anyone. sorry for essentially venting here
>>33846773Its wild I was in the city and this junkie was running around in trafic and all the libbies just ignoring it
>>33846778he should understand lol, explain if you like but that stuff is pretty common
>>33846781That is so much better please use that instead of the thing I posted
>>33846778Just tell him innocently that you got a pimple on it so don't try to remove the patch as a heads up
>>33846782>luckily I don't have friendsI have one (1) who lives across the country from me, but my aunt and my boss do this every time we bump into each other at tha sto
>>33846775>recursive acronymBased GNU poster.
>>33846773Again, stop being so triggered.
>>33846778that std test better have todays date or it's joever
>>33846783Did you do anything about it?
>>33846627anyway hopefully my roommate can just sort himself out with food, desu we're both introverts so he'd probably prefer that lol, I'm probably just massively overthinking this
Joined a society the other day.
>>33846788It was the sequel to a good post
>>33846790>aunt and my boss do this every time we bump into each other at tha stothat's kinda sweet but yeah I can see how that's annoyingyeah I usually go shopping at weird times so thankfully don't see anyone I knowwell apparently one of my colleagues says she said hi to me the other day and I didn't notice her lol so kms
>>33846791The second PLAP stands for PussyLovingAggressivePLAPThen it loops back
>>33846800Have you come across anything that says a lot about it yet?
>>33846800nice, at college? what kind?
>>33846770Wow what did I do
>>33846797Idk, just mention in passing that you're all pooped out this week, he'll get the msg
>>33846796Like what? The cops across the street just watched too
>>33846801That's what anons are for. We fulfil each other.
Hi, inventor of the plap meme here. Thank you for breathing such life into my work.
>>33846807Posted cutely and piqued my curiosity.
>>33846817You’ve fostered such a vibrant community.
>>33846814>Like what?Whatever you think the "libbies" should have been doing?
>>33846805They have an instagram page. They organise trips and play table top games.>>33846806Yeah. A society of geologists.
>>33846818Men are such an enigma to me
>I say be nice>gender war stops and people are niceCoincidence?
>>33846826Me thinks not!
>>33846823Watch out for rocky relationships.
>>33846813yeah might doprobs won't see him today anyway if I go bed soonidk why I'm overthinking this lol
>>33846797Go in their and start rubbing his shoulders. Ask him if hes feeling alright. Ask him if he needs anything. Lay him down. Give him a backrub. Make sure to get his knots out. Keep talking to him. Make him get those tinglies.
>>33846829Heh nice one
>>33846826Women should be underneath men.
>>33846825I’m sorry I can’t explain myself better. I just read your posts and found myself wanting to know who wrote them.
Wait, it's all me experiencing myself?
>>33846782>barSo you get to hook up with hot men every time
>>33846839Can you please not spam this today?
>>33846839stop posting this
>>33846839This nigga named Schrodnigga
HI FINE SHYT
>>33846831wtf that's hella gay bro>>33846841wtf I'm not gay...
>>33846826Such power…
>>33846857I’m used to it
>>33846839No, reality is experiencing you.
Femanon wearing a miniskirt with no panties letting me fuck her from behind and pull on her choker in the club during a rave surrounded by people so close to each other me might as well be having an orgy
>>33846866Smells like utter shit
>>33846866go to horny jail...
>>33846838I’m not very interesting sorry to say
Made myself angry award
I’m so hungry maybe that’s why I’m not so smart or maybe it’s the mold
Why is cumming in the shower so difficult?It's steamy, it's warm, it's wet - it should be easier.I'm turned on by the thought of it, but whenever I get to it, it's just kinda... taking longer than it should. I wonder if it's my consciousness not wanting to waste water.State gender.How is it for you?
>>33846872And yet I continue to be a replyguy
>>33846868Smells like teen spirit.
>>33846868The thumping music in your stomach and the flashing lights make the femanon grab my dick and shove it up her ass the sweat and pussy juice let me slip right in and she screams at the top of her lungs for me to fuck her harder.
>>33846878FI can’t cum standing up
>>33846881You’re 30 fucking years old >>33846882Yes I get it you’re a very cool and epic hedonist
>>33846878MI don’t do it. I don’t find the mess to be worth it.
>>33846884You really think I still seem that young?Thanks!
>>33845485Horsgirls are love, horsgirls are life. Why wouldn't anyone love them? Do your dailies, play the game and win their shoes
>>33846887Yeah that’s even worse
>>33846873Epic
>>33846888Can you woo the mares in-game?
>>33846878M. It's easy. I just imagine a naked woman in there with me giving me a reacharound, then getting on her knees taking me into her mouth, then standing up with her palms against the wall wiggling her ass at me, and there I go.
>>33846883No matter when and where?
Femanons, if your boyfriend had a super fucked up ageplay fetish where he wants you to send him videos of you masturbating to his childhood photos, would that be a deal-breaker for you?
>>33846894Mares are rarer ATM simply because stallions have more successful careers. They're adding more though
>>33846898That's not what I asked.
>>33846897>videos of you masturbating to his childhood photosSeek help.t. male
>>33846866for real? true story?
>>33846879Me too
>>33846866>noooo, men don't just want one thing, you don't understand
>>33846898>Mares are rarer ATMWhat things can you have ass to mouth with more likely?
>>33846903I sure am a man inside the computer right now who seems to be consistently available to replyguy during business hours. My job is mostly downtime
>>33846904If the answer to this >>33846692 is anything to go by, men do indeed not just want one thing.
>>33846866anon has never been to a rave
>>33846905>>33846899This might save your heterosexuality
>>33846909Maybe he watched that documentary on Woodstock '99?
>>33846909Ironically, the only time I’ve ever seen someone fuck in a crowd was at a big music festival
>>33846692The same two things I have been saying the past dozen times you asked this question.Voice and hands.
>>33846910>>33846894
>>33846908If you trust moids, you're harming yourself
>>33846910The fuck is this complete brainrot?
>>33846910I am not a horsefucker, I was just making fun of your ilk.
I think a girl wearing loose sweatpants in the gym is much hotter than yoga pants
>>33846692Her eyes
>>33846916I don't trust moids to be creative enough to come up with all those lies.
I have to do Muay Thai I have to get kicked and also kick heads
>>33846884I put my hand on her mouth and she bites on it as hard as she can grunting and moaning. A mixture of mascara sweat, tears and saliva run down her face. I pull her hips towards me our skin so sticky i have to hold her up so she doesnt fall her legs are shaking and so are mine we can barely stand.
>>33846920I'm not a horsefucker either>>33846918It's not brain rot, it's the future of handheld gaming>>33846915It's not a dating sim but some umas have romantic undertones
>>33846926Holy fuck cunt go larp with AI
>>33846923They are great at lying
Women are NOT beating the misandry allegations. I hate women.
>>33846928It’s really funny to me that Winning Post + Princess Maker = infinite money
>>33846868i hate you
>>33846930Ew no that's disgusting
i hate women
>>33846933Nuh uh
>>33846938You’re a loser
Genders, have you ever ridden a horse before? Would you like to?
>>33846883Oh interesting, I would've guessed it'd be easier, huh
>>33846946I rode a camel when I was 5.
>>33846946MYes, and no. Horses are annoying skittish little fucks
>>33846946My sister was a horse rider for several years. Even was a tourist guide on a horse for two summers.
I am cold with women but that's because they were cold with me first.
>>33846946Horses smell, like shit
>>33846953So you’re a mentalcel? A petty little shitty pants child?
>>33846621You mean ftm? Or mtf?Most mtf are rping a stereotype because they are too autistic to understand gender. Ftm are usually fine and are too deep into esoterics to understand that we are still living in a reality that has a bunch of made up rules that are mostly suggestions in order to socialize propperly, I'm assuming because their mom's larped so hard at being a """woman""" they got an ick.
>>33846946MNo.Not particularly. I'm a big guy and the thing would probably throw me off.
>>33846952That’s cool. My grandmother was a competitive trail rider, and she and my granddad had a few horses on a ranch when I was young. They had this old, white horse named Alan that I was pretty fond of and would ride every time I came to visit.
>>33846955>women act shitty towards me>I'm being shitty back because they don't fucking like me anyways>this is somehow my fault
>>33846946Myeah long ago when I was a kidI want to learn how to ride on properly. still have to ask the neighbor if she'll teach me
Would love to cuddle with a femanon and more with french 79 playing in the background
What are parties like after college?
>>33846935Someone should make a game with NFTs and real horses, imagine if you could actually purchase tokenized shares of foals which would eventually get an anime representation. Imagine the possibilities, stables would mint NFTs, people could buy or trade their existing NFTs for them, collect profits horses generate on track or bet their tokens on actual races. Behind every girl would be a real life horsThe possibilities are limitless if you make something into cutesy anime
>>33844499Left. Medium legnth brunette woman please.
Women, if you're having sex on the couch, do you clean it afterwards, or just never tell people you've fucked on it?
>>33846883You cant cum anyway because females dont have an orgasm.
Is it true that asians have sideways pussies?
>>33844499I like to spoil women, but I need the hugs up front. Getting spoiled in return on occasion is also nice.
>>33846912That's because at a rave everyone is too busy pinging off their nut, skanking out to beats and hugging each other to be shagging lol
For more than a week I haven't masturbated. I didn't think I would have kept my promise of “from now on if you wan t an orgasam it has to be done by a woman”. I think I'll have to socialise or something.
>>33846981I imagine so lol, I’ve never been. Been invited before, but I figured it wouldn’t be my scene since I don’t touch pills or nose drugsThe one time I’m talking about was so cringe too. I was at Bonnaroo, and the friend I was with wanted to see Skrillex. These two dreadlocked granola white people started fucking for a couple of minutes in the middle of his set before they realized literally everyone around them was grossed out lol
>>33846946M, yeah I've been horseback riding and also in the mountains once, it was a lot of fun, horses are lovely>>33846948Holy based, how was it?I also did this in Egypt>>33846970Depends what kind of parties...a bit less frat-ish though (for lack of a better term) and more laid back typically>>33846913>handsKira? Lol>>33846878MBruh why would you cum in the shower, the poor drain...
>>33846946MYes, we breed horses.
Rave?
>>33844499neither are blonde
>>33846988Don't reply to me, creep.
>>33846991Looks familiar
>>33846985You can go sober, a lot of people are straight edgeYou saw Skrillex live? That's awesomeI agree that's pretty gross of them though lol>>33846813Well just brushed my teeth and got all my plushies and I'm going to bed now, thanks for putting up with my bullshit tonite lol <3
>>33846991I really dislike blue eyes. Not all the time but this photograph is one of those times.
>>33846988>Holy based, how was it?Pretty cool, though I don't remember much. I did it at a circus.
>>33846995Maria Viktorovnaone of the OG asmrtists
Remember that Animals dubstep song
>>33846990Based, I was actually listening to this choon earlier lol (the original being Ego Acid which is a classic belter)
All moids in my neighborhood are drunks, drug addicts, wife abusers, thieves, crooks, retards and sexual predators
Got any suggestions what I should do for some (You)s?
atog i need your helptoday's inktober prompt is "firefly" but i can't think of anythingshoot me some ideas please
>>33847004That wasn’t dubstep, lil bro
>>33847007Unreal, how?
>>33847004Yee, memory unlocked >>33846999That's so cool :3Okay I gtg >>33847007>drunks, drug addicts, thieves, crooks, retardsSorry about that I'll try to be better
>>33847009Japanese kids crying.
>>33847010It all sounded the same to me. I remember that one with the icecream truck guy
>>33847009Why not just draw a firefly?
>>33846996>You saw Skrillex live? That's awesomeIt was fun. I really don’t care much for his music, but I still danced around and even got to be a wingman for a fellow nerd who was also mostly in the crowd for one of his bros.
Some women view porn the way /pol/ view jews. Just an abstract, all-encompassing meta evil to which they can attribute any social ill they can think off. Really bizarre behavior!
>>33847008Post your tits or ask a super open ended question to men
>>33847013Did you also think of that movie?
>>33847009Some kind of creature exploring a dark environment with a lantern full of fireflies.
>>33847019Not a woman:/
>>33847017Did you know that a rabbi owns PornHub
>>33847009You would not believe your eyesIf ten million firefliesLit up the world as I fell asleep
>>33847017It is, especially when most porn nowadays is extremely ethical.
>>33846862I am reality
>>33847020I don't see how you can't.
>>33847020What film are you talking about?
>>33847023Ask a super open ended question in general, or be a funny/inflammatory reply guy
I really fucking hate women.
>>33847037You think my feet photographs would get a single reply?
I think I fell in love with a pornstar
>>33847034Heh >>33847036
>>33847039Dunno, try and see
>>33847040Happens to the best of us anon, I've fallen in love with an cartoon, a pornstar and a junkie
>>33847040Which one?
It’s almost quitting time yeehaw
I think I fell in love with misogyny.
>>33847040>>33847046Your guy’s love is so cheap
>>33847050
>>33847036Grave of the fireflies.>>33847042If you have seen it, of course.
>>33847052Rude
>>33847052It's not our fault we can't express it to other girls
>>33846946Yes. It bit me tho. Another horse got a boner for big booty riders tho.
Women, do you want to see a stupid picture of my cat
>>33847058Yeah it is, and your bitchiness makes it worse
>>33847054Cool thanks.
>>33847060Yes
>>33847052Supply is high and demand is nonexistent.
>>33847044It didn't work man:/ I suppose I'll die from lack of (You)s
>>33847065You’re supplying bottom of the barrel quality, hence the lack of demand. Tbf a lot of you are like that
>>33847040Who?
>>33847061I'd marry the junkie if I could but she wanted something else
GenderHow do you reverse brainrot?
Anyone want pizza?
>>33847064Look at this moron
>>33847070Practice mindfulness. Yesterday I forced myself to stare at a leaf for 5 minutes and empty my mind
>>33847040I hate moids
>>33847070lobotomy. You have to disconnect the rotting part from the parts that are still good.
>>33847069>somethingJunkies tend to do that, innit.
>>33847067>You’re supplying bottom of the barrel qualityIt works for Wal-Mart. Why can't I be the Wal-Moid?
>>33846907What do you do during downtime
>>33847070You just stop going online. Go read a book or go outside do anything besides spending more than an hour or two online
>>33847074Did it work? Was your mind emptied? Then what happened?
Might rewatch “the gods must be crazy”
>>33847078Wal-mart is frequented by gutter people
>>33847079This. Sometimes I read, write or play games.
All of my posts, like tears in the rain.
>>33847057Moid peetzCould use a pedicure bro.His feets are way cuter.
>>33847081As much as my ADHD would allow. Idk, I don’t have brain rot. I went and did some writing after that
>>33847083God (singular) is not crazy, but we can't understand what he is trying to do (other than knowing it will be correct in the long run)
>>33847083The one with the bottle?
>>33847097She is not real
>>33845378Kill you outright no it just ruins your life
>>33847083I support this endeavor.
>>33847098Yes. I remember my dad showing it to me.
>>33847103And I appreciate your support.
>>33847099I agree, 'she' isn't. But 'He' is.
>everyone deserves love>love is given, not earnedwhy do women even say this, it's objectively untrue for men
>>33847104That movie must be ancient by now. I remember watching it once as a kid. I remember it was very funny, but I was more easily amused before I grew jaded. The sequel had a can instead of a bottle.
What if God was one of us? (She is.)
>>33847108I’m not a woman but the love you deserve is parallel to the quality of person you are, and that “deserving of love” is usually referring to the unconditional love you’re supposed to get from your parents
Good night, atoga, but only to the men. The women can ask their boyfriends to tell them good night; they don't need me for that.
>>33847110Just a stranger finna buss
>>33847109I had no idea there was a sequel. Might give that a watch too. Or just avoid it because i don't trust sequels
>>33847114>the love you deserve is parallel to the quality of person you areThey never intersect?
>>33847116Goodnight, bro. *manly kisses*
>>33847121No, not really, because one side will drag the other up or down to match them, or one person will leave
>>33847120But then again I don't think the sequel can do any harm in this case.
Built
>>33847114>I’m not a woman>the love you deserve is parallel to the quality of person you aretracks, but you're a man so it would make sense that you would think like this. I'm more interested in, why do women consistently push the view that it's any other way?
>>33847120>Or just avoid it because i don't trust sequelsWise.Though I might be misremembering. The can might have just been an ironic twist to the ending of the first film. Now I'm not sure.
>>33847128>t.
>>33845564I'm sorry. Genuinely. It was a horrible thing to happen to you.
>>33847128by me. And you best hope, not pointed at you.
>>33847130I suppose I shall find out. My memory is hazy too.
>>33847129I grew up around a lot of women and it’s because of 2 things: weak, desperate men who caused hoeflation, and women are more idealistic than men on average. Ideally, everyone will have their perfect love, right? I can understand why, if you’re sourcing your femininity from online spaces, you’d resent this. Being chronically online actually cured my misogyny because I realized it’s a human problem, not a woman problem
>>33847072Yaaaaaaay kittttyyyyyyDoing shock
>>33847138Who is the best human being in your opinion?
>>33847080Why do books not rot your brain?
>>33847141Pretty wild question but my default is a supervisor I briefly worked for at a factory when I was 19. She worked right alongside us, hard as fuck, was blunt, upfront, included everyone and loved her family and community
>>33847070Eat lead paint. Iead poisoning counters microplastics
>>33847140Neither of us knew I had the flash on before I took that
>>33847143Booktards have a superiority complex.
>>33847138I wouldn't say I resent it, but its just surprisingly pervasive for such a wildly idealistic belief with little to no grounding in reality. Maybe it survives because it's just a more useful belief for women, who will always be valued as long as they put at least some effort into not being completely repulsive
>>33844113>pretend to spray female co worker with a high pressure fire hose>”oh no anon please, then I’ll have to go home and change my clothes” I love my job
>>33845599Well because I'm not brown. I also had to realize if I get built like this (I made it halfway) women will take it upon themselves to tell me I'm disgusting while men just blush and stutter( .)\\\\\( .) OOh or they also tell me I'm too lean and disgusting. Usually they seem to be jealous but, I had to fien grade to cardio. Everyone wants the bug ass, nobody wants to huge quads or GOD FORBID you want to be even and have visible triceps and delts. Thats cool. I'll just keep running and maintain my legs and core.
I wonder what it's like being blind as a heterosexual male.
>>33847146>fluoride has entered the chat
>>33847143Well gets you off a screen. Gives you a goal to finish something. You don't have to read as I said there are plenty of other things for you to try. It is also nice to be well read and hold conversations with other well read people.
>>33847083Master and Commander is my favourite incel movie
Hey men hows life in 2025 treating you?
What would you do if you found out that your SO was also ITT?
>>33847065>why are all my relationships so transactional anon wonders
>>33847153You're a strange lesbian.
>>33847151It’s Hegelian dialectic bullshit, we need the idealism with the cynicism to be whole. Think of it like this: who is creating the value for these low quality women? You don’t have to participate. You only need 1 girl, right? Obviously easier said than done. It’s a natural and good impulse that’s twisted into something inhuman and ugly, like men’s drive for the ability to provide for others. Men get depressed most often when they feel they can’t provide for others, whether due to feeling like they’re too good/not good enough, etc. The glorious part of the 21st century is the sheer liberation. The natural order is the women who choose, always has been, only incels think otherwise because they’re bad faith actors acting out of emotion. It’s on us, and you should embrace your masculine power, and find a good woman who embraces her feminine power. Rant aside: it’s not a bad thing itself, it’s the quality of your company.
>>33847025I know a catholic priest that owns a beach front property worth over 2M
>>33847164Good advice. It's nice that she's trying to help him.
>>33847164Pretty well. Anonymous girls reply to me sometimes.
What about those mega church guys in the usa flying jets and loving in mansions
>>33847164I'm not allergic to guacamole.
>>33846988I’ve shot a .50 cal in Egypt, they hand out guns like it’s candy
>>33847169That needle I read about in a book somewhere must be really, really big
>>33847164Hardest year of my life but I finally feel good about myself and my direction in life
>>33846979No but they’re black and ugly, which I think is a hilarious oxymoron
>>33847171LMAO
>>33847168Have you tried pursuing the beauty of mathematical understand for its own sake?You're complaining that men are too weak to contribute meaningfully to the life of a woman. A real man, by your own qualifications, following his instincts to their logical conclusion, employing them, embodying them, would feel nothing but energized by instinct and emotion at the premise of a true challenge. Maybe try looking forward to the opportunity to find out who you really are? Go be a cop for a while. That'll snap you out of being a pussy.
>>33846946You can ride horses on the beach in the Maldives, it’s awesome
>>33847180Thanks rickposter but you missed my point entirely for some weird ad hominem attack on my character. I expected nothing less
>>33847164Life good here in Coolsville
>>33847178I don't see how his post is funny.
>>33847090What do you read and write about
>>33847175I would be Osteenmaxxing too if I was that charismatic and rich
>>33847025NTA but if guy pirates porn from torrents then that rabbi gets nothing.
>>33847149Lul, silly hoomin
>>33847190Someone still watches the porn, the rabbi wins by providing easier access to the content itself
>>33847172“This we’ll defend”
The names Anon… Anon.
Text me when the pajeet leaves.
>>33847168>The glorious part of the 21st century is the sheer liberation. The natural order is the women who choose, always has been, only incels think otherwise because they’re bad faith actors acting out of emotionI think that's the only place where I really disagree with you. I think our level of focus on individualistic pursuits above all else has made us overly insular and socially narrow-minded, which is just inherently going to make finding relationships much harder for men specifically, who are playing on the "no proven value by default" side of the game. I don't think persistent loneliness is an indictment of character as much as sign of a changing social landscape that nobody's parents, teachers etc could have equipped them to navigate without a lot of difficulty (assuming they don't want to adopt antisocial behaviors to get their way)
>>33847164What a stuck up bitch, bro lost nothing if value
>>33847180>feel nothing but energized by instinct and emotion at the premise of a true challengeThanks this is a great quote anon
>>33847195I like em chunkierHey WAIT he has fake abs!
Peat.
I'm going to crash diet down to single digit body fat. Will you finally like me if I do that, women?
>>33847195Depending on his height he is in fact medically obese.>Fake fans don't remember playing San Andreas
somebody is still coping after yesterdays blood bath kek I love you guys
>>33847216What happened? Did you le ebin meme on, and pwn an indian guy who only exists in your imagination or something?
>>33847216>after yesterdays blood bathWhat happened yesterday?
>>33847203Yeah, you make a good point. I personally disagree, but I can definitely see how it would play out like that. No one taught young men how to deal with the ever gazing eye of the internet, or the weird way you have to conduct yourself now compared to how you could before. I see it when I talk to immigrant coworkers who unironically say things like “women belong in the kitchen”.
Women would you give pp smooches?
>>33847188Fantasy and sci-fi. I just got into writing, and I’m admittedly not too well-read.
>>33847016Lol that sounds like a really good time>>33847071Yes please I've not had dinner>>33847083Classic movie>>33847164Fucking awful lolI went to bed early but couldn't fall asleep and need to piss and my roommate is taking a long shower
>>33847227Bruh just piss outside.
>>33847227just walk into the shower with him.
>>33847229Wtf lol That's even worse lolOkay the bathroom's free fuck it I'm gunning for it nowAt least I don't have to be up for work in 6 hours unlike these ppl
>>33847227Just piss under your bed
GenderWhat's your halloween day resolution? You aren't waiting a full 2 months for new years are you?
>>33847212You better have the bulk to back that up. Women don't like skinny moids.
>>33847232You guys are diabolicalAlso I just vacuumed the carpet earlier >>33847233Nothing ever changes I'm working a 12hr shift though so need to keep the money
>>33847231>That's even worse lolHow so?
I really like women even if I will never get to love one ever. So pretty
>>33847225Mhm. Smooch all over his pubis too.
>>33847233Stay sober
>>33847240I thought you were a lesbian?
>>33847236I'm not pissing outside like a fucking dog I should probably have dinner too but fuck it I'll cook in the morning once these ppl have gone to work Or maybe I should just starve and get skinny>>33847239Real...
>>33847233MI’m gonna try to finish my first novel in November.
There is a trend of twitter e thots posting themselves with their top 10 games surrounding thirst bait pics of them.I hate them so I know to avoid those games like the plague. Women what are your top 10 games so I can avoid them too because I know none of you in these threads appeal to me.
>>33847244Pissing outside is how Man was meant to piss. It's natural.
>>33847246List the games you will be avoiding.
>>33847250Yeah, maybe cavemen Anyway going to piss and sleep and just make food in the morning when the others have gone to workI've come to the conclusion that all my problems would be solved if everyone else on the planet simply disappeared
Really glad I never played sonic as a kid, everyone who did seems fucked in the head
>>33847212Hmmmm, hmmm I tend to prefer 12-15% with decent lean mass.
>>33847251Cyberpunk, Hollow Knights, Fromslop, and Marvel Rivals and Genshit so far, hopefully women will add onto that list.
>>33847214With that tiny little baby chest? Those toothpicks? Hell no. Homeboy ain't even overweight.
>>33847254I was already fucked in the head before I played Sonic Probably didn't help though, now I'm fucked in the head and a furry
>>33847176Hell yeah.
>>33847256List games you will be playing.
>>33847259Same
Have you ever been denied entry into a foreign country when you visited?
I’m free from work but am still trapped in the computer.
>>33847239I love my editor. As a friend.I mean I've also had sex with her, but that's completely incidental.
>>33847266Intriguing.
>>33847266I thought you typed accidental and I made the angry eyebrows face and thought, again with this? How? How many banana peels are there with girls just laying around legs spread?
>>33847265*presses power button*
>>33847195Thank you Women37384748-kun for letting us know that you're genuinely retarded again, I'll use this twitter spam as goon fuel as you intended because it makes me hate women even more!!!
>>33847267Agreed
>>33847270
>>33847269Closest I ever got to accidental sex was pre-cumming in my pants when a stranger insistently rubbed her ass against my groin in a crowded nightclub.
Why do women need to accept some form of disloyalty and polyamory in monogamous relationships?Why are threesomes, open relationships, and/or watching porn together all requirements or signs of a "cool and chill gf?" My boyfriend can get jealous of me sending him an image of a guy modeling underwear that I bought him, but he also gets to suggest we watch porn together and I'm SILLY for being jealous?
>>33847271Son, if you can't tell that's immediate bait I don't know what to tell you.This is not rage bait, however, it will have a similar response, where there will be dozens and dozens of threads and replies asking if she's right, others will say, they're both women, so they're both wrong, others will say, no, give her a chance, maybe somehow she'll actually figure out how to be shaped like a human being, and others will say, see, women are just mean to each other, for no good reason. It's not rage bait, she really does mean it when she's saying this, but it's so inflammatory that it will have the same effect. However, there's no way that anyone is calling bro obese, they're just not. Only someone who is pretending to be a shithead would do that.
>>33847274I chuckled.
>>33847263Nope>>33847262RIPWhich are your fave games/characters?>>33847266Wtf>>33847276Your boyfriend sounds insane and hypocritical
>>33847277There are too many autistic nibbas online
>>33847277I can't believe how much one>this fat girl is in the gym!post is going viral. You people are fucking insane/retarded.
>>33847276Your boyfriend sounds like bad news and a total hypocrite.
>>33847276No one’s making you do anything. But if you just want crabs, this is the spot
>>33847281>Which are your fave games/characters?I grew out of my Sonic phase but I liked Shadow and Tails
>>33847279Ty.
>>33847276Break up with him immediately. Immediately. You're not asking for much. You're asking for monogamy. Anything else is not monogamy. These are strict definition terms. You're with me and only me or you're not. Especially, he's not even practicing it right. If you're going to have any type of poly, open, whatever cuck shit you want to do, that means it's fair both ways. You don't just have it your way. If you aren't allowed to watch porn or look at really any man ever who might be as or more attractive than him, God forbid talk to another man, God forbid be on a bus that has another man. But he's allowed to watch pornography. He's allowed to message women, talk to women, try to set up threesomes and ask you to lick some other woman's butthole. He is a complete hypocrite and he's already cheating on you. Remember, this is a fact. If your partner, (male, female, doesn't matter) asks you for a threesome or says they want to open the relationship, they are already thinking about it and have been for a very long time and this is just their way of formally asking because they're already doing it behind your back or they are going to start doing it behind your back in the near future saying well at least I did give some heads up.
>>33847287Based taste <3
>>33847246You're missing out if you swear to never play any of these games bruh
Snibbedy snab :~DDDD
>>33847295Anyone who avoids Viewtiful Joe because a girl online liked it is—and it brings me no joy to say this—a FAKE GAMER
>>33847287I was actually playing through Sonic Mania earlier tonight trying to get the achievements on my friend's steam accountBut after a few zones I switched it off, too depressed rn to enjoy any vidya which sucks
>>33847284>you peopleHey how am I involved? But in all fairness, it is not just a fat woman is in the gym. It's a fat woman thinks that she's Ronnie Coleman and needs to be hogging all the weights when she can barely lift any of them. She's going to hurt herself and she doesn't put them back or let you work in.
>>33847300>But in all fairness, it is not just a fat woman is in the gym. It's a fat woman thinks that she's Ronnie Coleman and needs to be hogging all the weights when she can barely lift any of them. She's going to hurt herself and she doesn't put them back or let you work in.Whooooo gives a shit
>>33847295Ewwwwwwww jrpgssssshiitttttt
>>33847298It's just an old platforming beatemup.
the only Chad I care about is Chad Muska
>>33847276>My boyfriend can get jealous of me sending him an image of a guy modeling underwear that I bought him, but he also gets to suggest we watch porn together and I'm SILLY for being jealous?The difference here is that your boyfriend asked for your consent before doing something, while you forced the unsolicited picture on him.
>>33847303Have you played it?
>>33847300Nta and random but are fat men allowed to lift in the gym?
>>33847306Didn't get very far into it. Didn't see what the big deal was.
>>33847307Yeah, that’s different for some reason.
>>33847300You're WAY too trusting of people who are objectively demonstrating they operate in bad faith. I bet you also think lolcows are completely at fault and kf just quietly enjoys them in the background.
What's the easiest way to get a 8 year old to like you? I'm chasing after a single mom and I think if I get her 8 year old to like me then I can get world changing blowjobs using the kid as leverage.
>His red flag is "women who play Sonic games"
i am so coldneed gf and blanket to snuggle with
>>33847311Maybe don't think about blowjobs for a start when you're playing with the 8 year old, candy store
>>33847217same as always>woman says dumb shit>gets called out>she proceeds to act like saying "incel" automatically wins a discussion
>>33847311Could you word this in a less pedophilic way?
>>33847301Me, because I go to the gym you dumbass. You should try it sometime.>>33847307Generally, fat men are there to work. Fat men aren't nearly as bad as young broccoli head kids for ego lifting. They lift what they can. They return the weights. And if you say, hey, I need to use this, do you mind if I work in with you? They have no problem with it. They might be hard to look at sure, but at least they're friendly and respectful. Fat women are the niggers, retards, AND jews of gender.
Some of you need to read Epictetus
>>33847217Please ignore him, he's going to post 60 replies to your post for no reason
>>33847308It’s one of Kamiya’s best imo. I liked it more than Okami.
>>33847312Begone thot (Jk <3)>>33847313Women are colderJust get a comfy sweater and plushies Problem solved
>>33847315Are you illiterate?
>>33847320No joke.
>>33847312Also this is a cute Rouge pic and I am saving it
>>33847310NTA But what do you mean, low cows aren't completely at fault? They are the ones that do the things that they do and they record it. There are millions of low cows across the globe right now that we will never actually make into low cows. Why? Because they aren't recording themselves. They aren't uploading it. We will never know the things they get up to. And as a result, they won't escalate their behavior to keep us with demand for things going crazier. Nor will they be responding to tons of hate and thus unraveling mentally. It's their fault. Sure in a grand scheme their parents are but ultimately theyre at fault
Read this post out loud.
Fatties should do cardio first outside of the gym.
>>33847327I know you think bullying is cool already, you don't have to explain it.
>>33847328i cant my parents are in the room
>>33847314Impossible. Blowjobs are my driving source for everything I do in life.>>33847316I want mom blowjobs. I want her to slobber my knob. I want the good throat slime head. I want to creampie her mouth and feel like I could piss too and she'd take it.
>>33847317Okay but what does any of that have to do with me calling women382948 a retard for his retarded spam? Are you him? Do you still think that asians are white?
>>33847333god I wish I could watch
>>33847317>do you mind if I work in with you?As someone who doesn't got to the gym, what does this mean?
Great now he'z posting tranny made porn
>>33847328https://voca.ro/13A6TtJGSreR
>>33847325It’s amazing how people can just exist in a state of total disenfranchisement when personal liberation is possible
>>33847328No>>33847332>Blowjobs are my driving source for everything I do in lifeYou should get other hobbies>>33847333YJK>>33847335Get help
>>33847333I hate that this gives me a massive boner because women that are so into pet play and degradation that they talk about wanting to get fucked by dogs is super hot.Art hoes that drink out of doggy bowls... Taking art hoes on walkies.
>>33847322Why?
>>33847331Cover your mouth and whisper it realllyyyyyyy quietly>>33847339Well done
Is it obligatory to tell my bf that I used to be a stripper?
I'm glad I only have normal fetishes
>>33847343I just did. I thought it was more fun.
>>33847345SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>33847330Who the fuck is out here bullying Amberlyn Reid? Nobody has to. You can call it bullying, but she's made herself a public spectacle for over 10 years. And she knows that she is. She airs all her laundry out there. She's also a rapist and a woman beater. So should we feel bad? How about most of those low cows that are genuinely horrible people who commit violent acts against others? Should we feel bad for them? Should we feel any pity for how horrible and evil they are? Amberlyn Reed was a horrible evil person who committed rape and domestic violence as a teenager. She did it before the cameras were ever rolling. Nobody made her to be that way or encouraged it.
>>33847341No woman wants to help
>>33847347yeah, like tentacles and quicksandus normal bros need to stick together
>>33847350You act the way that misogynists think women act.
>>33847346No, you can have your relationship founded on a lie and build your whole life around it. You will live each day a lie, scared he ever finds out.
>>33847346It be pretty pissed if you didn't tell me and I somehow found out.
>>33847346Not obligatory but you'd wanna be with someone who was cool with it right?That's pretty hot ybh
>>33847336It just means that when they're resting, you get to use the weight. And then when you're resting, they use the weight. You pretty much just take turns.The alternative is they lift everything up and then down 15 times and then they rest and you just watch them sit there hoarding the weights and not letting you use them. Just sitting there.
>>33847348But why?
do you mean "lolcow"? what the fuck is a low cow
>>33847312>women who play Sonic gamesI found another based one
At some point in the last 10 years the word "fetish" evolved from "sexual activity I like to engage in" into "genre of porn I masturbate to".
>>33847363Too dark.
>>33847360I thought it was paced better and appreciated the more straightforward action gameplay more than what Okami had going on. I liked both but would much sooner replay Viewtiful Joe.
>>33847364Gay used to mean happy.
>>33847323no i want blanket gf
>>33847243I like women too.
>>33847341>You should get other hobbiesI think blowjobs are pretty heckin neat.
I posted here a couple days ago about a costume for a Halloween-themed singles event at a bar. It starts in just a couple hours, and my idea was to dress up as an "annoying American tourist". I'm wearing beige shorts (above my knees), a grey shirt with a Hawaiian shirt over it (unbuttoned), I'll have a DSLR camera around my neck and a paper map sticking out of my pocket. Sadly, I do not have a baseball cap or a bucket hat, or any sunglasses, or a fanny pack. I'm a bit worried that no one else will be wearing a costume, so if that's the case, I'll just put a jacket on, and no one will even realize I'm supposed to be dressed up (I don't want to be the only one).I just wanted to double-check to be sure this was okay. Or is it just cringe?
>>33847333JH does this btw
>>33847346Yes. It's a lot worse if he finds out later and you didn't tell him
>>33847363>>33847295>wow anon I saw you reposting pics of me from twitter, you're so cool
>>33847359>when they're resting, you get to use the weight. And then when you're resting, they use the weight.This seems reasonable. Do people really refuse, if you ask them?
>>33847371That sounds hilarious imo, totally do it dude
>>33847296Buket Carb~
>>33847353And you sound like a whiney little crybaby who thinks we should all hold hands and set all the rapist and murders in jail free and say they probably didn't mean it like like okay like somebody else made them do that okay like bad people are like not born okay they're like made okay so like somebody made them do this and like we don't need to keep persecuting them for like who they've been okay
>>33847371Sounds good, but I think a cheap pair of shades would go a long way.
>>33847379Is this the same anon that prays daily to be cucked by murderers? Nta
>>33847379Haha, whoa.
>>33847364>"sexual activity I like to engage in">"genre of porn I masturbate to"Those are practically the same thing.And they're both wrong in respect to how the word was originally used in regard to sexuality.
>>33847352need to find an incestwife
>>33847375Kek (I just saw these on FB)>>33847233I'm so depressed rn that my crush invited me to her Hallowe'en party and I declinedI can't afford a good costume anyway, what's the pointAlso I'd get there really late cause I'm workingMaybe I could bake her some treats or something (she likes that stuff) for the party or help set up but that seems lame
>>33847361I lol'd>>33847371I still think it's a good idea. If you can get more accessories, that would be bitching. But I agree if you're not 100% sure that others will be in costumes, then don't have it immediately done. Maybe just keep it with you, and then if it turns out that people are in costumes, especially if some people put a decent amount of effort in, then you run into the bathroom real quick, and roll on the bucket hat, which is like, what, $5? You put on the blush around your sunglasses, so it looks like you've got a sunburn, and you put on your cheap, shitty $2 shades. Even better if you can open up your little fanny pack. If someone, anyone can lend you one and pull out a tube of sunscreen and say "oh, here you guys should have some of this. I learned the hard way!"
>>33847345Everyone is you pushed out.
>>33847387>I'm so depressed rn that my crush invited me to her Hallowe'en party and I declined>I can't afford a good costume anyway, what's the pointAnon you fucking retard! Cut two holes in a cheap bedsheet and call it a day. Don’t fumble this, you fucking moron!
>>33847363if she lost like.. 40 pounds, she'd be a solid 7 or 8
>>33847376People do refuse all the time. It's one of those things that ultimately comes down to being respectful and polite. There's no rules saying you have to do it. You have the right to refuse someone. But also, it's not hurting you at all, and it's not really taking into your time. Worst case, they go a few seconds over what you'd like, but that's not crushing your day. It's not wasting anything, you're both saving time doing this.
>>33847357>Not obligatory but you'd wanna be with someone who was cool with it right?I certainly wouldn't like him to dump me because of it
>>33847390You’re talking to a guy who fumbles for a living so he can keep milking pity and attention
>>33847381I don't think so considering they're saying that we should hold everyone to a very high standard, but I do enjoy their brain dead valley girl typing... I'd prefer audio tho
>>33847388kek i can bring my own sunscreen. i was thinking about putting some on my nose.
>>33847390>Don’t fumble this, you fucking moron!That's qt you're talking to. Fumbling it and being a moron is what he does. And he still pulls milfs to have oral sex with.
>>33847391You must have better eyes than I do because it just looks so dark (no pun intended) and she's hiding so much of her face, I can't get an accurate read
>>33847392>People do refuse all the time.I can't imagine anyone being this anti-social.
Fs, do you agree with this?
>>33847395>>33847399Interdasting. This is a funny general.
>>33847402I'm sorry, but I refuse to believe this is anything other than bait. Only a moron can think it's his fault that she humped him and he rightfully figured she wanted to fuck.
>>33847400can see her eyes, brow, cheeks, and some of her lips. I can see enough to read her phenotype, so unless she's hiding a really awful bellpepper golliwog nose she's decently cute. She's just way too fat. I also have a thing for afros, which helps
>>33847404Why are you surprised when this general is full of morons
>>33847226I like scifi but I don't read much of it
I have no idea what kind of phenotype i have
>>33847401It's not antisocial, it's just huge ego. Men thinking that they deserve to have that machine or have that specific weight. Or an entire horde of them at a bench because he's actually the bestest gym there ever was so he deserves that and he will not have his time interrupted by some loser. Or for women for some reason they all seem to think that they are God's gift to penis and if you're a man trying to work in, you just really want to fuck her, maybe even rape her. And if you're a female trying to work in, then for whatever reason they just get very catty.
If I could do one thing for the world to make it better it would be removing nose rings from women. Removing nose piercings in general.Every single woman instantly looks better without them.
a child arrived just the other dayhe came to the world in the usual waybut there were planes to catch and bills to playhe learned to walk while i was away
>>33847413Do you not own a mirror?
>>33847416This is narcissism
>>33847404women do that 'play rape' thing with each other all the time. It's something to do with their psychosexuality and group dynamics, related to penis envy. Female apes do something similar where they simulate sex to establish dominance in the troup. There isn't anything actively lustful about it, it's just their equivalent to men busting each other's balls. But it doesn't cross-pollinate so when a girl does that to a guy, he can't help but interpret it as a proposition.
I really hate women.
>>33847416she should remove that tattoo as well
>>33847415Sounds anti-social to me.
>>33847413i'm "early balding redneck"
>>33847416but anon, how else are we supposed to know that they're breed cattle?
>>33847410What do you like to read? Have any other hobbies?
>>33847391Tell her that jk>>33847394Guess it's tricky if you're already together but I would bite the bullet and mention it, bc big red flag if he'd make a big deal out of it>>33847390>Cut two holes in a cheap bedsheetI'd rather kill myself than do this kek but ig it would be pretty funny I mean I could probably find a way to make the money and do something creative/resourceful but I don't have the ingenuity for thatDon't think everyone is dressing up though, I'm just making excuses desu
>>33847418Yeah but i don't know what i'm supposed to recognize
>>33847416Could we please also take off the tattoo? I'm not even against tattoos on women, but that just looks absolutely horrible. Chest pieces on women look bad. Most back pieces look bad. The patchwork shit where you just have some 7th graders doodles all over your arm. That looks even worse, honestly. The dream catchers shit under the titties terrible. Women want to sleeve or she wants a leg done, cool, whatever, as long as it's coherent and not trashy trashy. Depending on her vibe, she can make that work. But the chest tattoos in green line work? God....
>>33847416What an incredibly petty sentiment.
>>33847422NO WE DONT?!
>>33847417I'm gonna be like you, dad. You know I'm gonna be just like you.
State genderYour honest thoughts on s-o-l-i-p-s-i-s-m?
>>33847421Is narcissism the new nazi? Because people keep using it for stuff that's not even sort of related to the actual definition.>>33847435Wanting women to look more beautiful is petty? Especially when they make videos about not feeling attractive to guys, they remove the nose ring, and then they instantly spike in attractiveness and get better results?
>>33847436Lmfao
>>33847440Mit doesnt matter if its true or not
>>33847441Wow you’re pissed. Yeah, it’s narcissism because you think your personal opinions are worthy of any objective consideration. You’re supposed to grow out of that mindset
>>33847440MI honestly don't know what that word means
>>33847439
>>33847443TRVTH NVKE
>>33847440MInsanely retarded philosophy for insanely retarded midwits who got fried by psychedelics. Every time. You’re literally getting filtered by a plant
>>33847440MSolipsists are at best a bit stupid and at worst very, very annoying.
>>33847431Phenotype just means what you look like. The physical expression of your corporeal form. There are not defined categories that you have to sort yourself in as if life is a pen and paper rpg.
>>33847441Yes, it is the new Nazi. People will take traits of narcissism or narcissistic traits, and they'll immediately make you into a full-blown, diagnosed narcissist. Actual full-blown, diagnosed narcissist are rare. They are not super common, and you know them immediately after interacting with them. They are horrible people. They do not have redeeming qualities They will ruin your fucking life But they're also rare your odds of running into them are pretty low Your odds of them actually being able to ruin your life are also pretty low unless they are a family member or You're at your dream job and there's one of them there and either you leave your dream job To get away from them or you just deal with the narcissist. But generally most people don't have to.
>>33847452Thank God someone said it. The amount of people that I have run into that genuinely in person, full tilt, no prompting will tell you that you just need to microdose on shrooms or LSD a little bit and then you'll find your true self is mind blowing.
>>33847457Holy fucking shit cunt learn to use punctuation
>>33847424>>33847432One battle at a time.>>33847445Yeah well I think you're a narcissist for thinking no ones opinions are worthy of sharing but your own (you certainly don't mind declaring people narcissists all the time) probably without any sort of medical background.
All wrong answers =)
>>33847461=(
>>33847440MIt's an interesting idea the first time you encounter it, but it quickly gets old and stops being interesting.
>>33847459Yet you use none, curious.
>>33847460> you're a narcissist for thinking no ones opinions are worthy of sharing but your ownI never said this. My problem is when you people phrase your opinions as objective fact
>>33847458It’s pretty fucking funny how someone can claim to have killed their eagle broooo and then turn around and say golly gee the world would be a better place if everyone was exactly like me, me me me.
>>33847436>I never sneaked up behind my girl friend and humped her as a jokeuh huh
>>33847456That sucks, i can't even choose names to videogame characters
>>33847464I do when I write long ass paragraphs, dipshit
the world would probably be worse if everybody was like me
>>33847465Nose rings literally make you uglier. I'm stating that as objective fact because its true and everyone that thinks otherwise is a fucking retard and has the wrong opinions. This isn't narcissism, its called some people having horrible taste and being wrong.
>>33847449As I hung up the phone it occurred to me, my boy was just like me. He'd grown up just like me.
>>33847472Good job telling on yourself, little sped
>>33847281>>33847285>>33847290I should clarify, when I made a direct comparison like>well would you be okay if I started saving random guy's pics again like when I was single?He got why it upset me. And the events I listed were very far apart.It just seems that I always hear about men being so porn addicted that they cause dead bedroom, or that a "good gf" is one who will let him use her as a fleshlight while he watches porn while they fuck. Or that everyone has threesomes. And it upsets me because I'm very monogamous. My boyfriend is understanding and doesn't pressure me but it's grim that even he has these thoughts...Benefit of the doubt is maybe we were just both very single for so long that there was an adjustment period.>>33847305Well it was sexy underwear I bought for him, the package just had some dude's butt in the underwear to show how it fits. I was not lusting after the guy, and I apologized a bunch when he brought up it made him feel bad.
>>33847399I'll sleep on it and try to come up with ideas and stuff tomorrow while I'm at work>>33847471How come?
>>33847472
>>33847465Stating an opinion as objective fact doesn’t automatically make someone a narcissist. It can stem from confidence, ignorance, or a rhetorical choice, not necessarily a personality disorder. Narcissism involves a broader pattern: grandiosity, need for admiration, and lack of empathy, as outlined in the DSM-5. If someone consistently presents their views as unassailable truth while dismissing others, it might reflect narcissistic traits, but a single instance isn’t enough to label it. People can be dogmatic without being narcissists.
>>33847475I'm sure you could do the same poll 100 times in 100 different places.Nose rings are fucking ugly. Septum ring trogs gtfo.
>>33847469https://www.behindthename.com/random/
>>33847478Imagine a world where everyone is a timid loser who doesnt do anything
Are there any men who actually like nose rings?Or do they just tolerate them like how some women tolerate beards?
>>33847485I like em lol I think they're cute>>33847484Well there'd probs be less rape and murder at least
Women would you kiss the shaft of a penis while it was peeing?
>>33847480Okay next time I’ll just call them autistic faggots, or are you gonna language police that one because he’s not actually gay? Janny ass attitude>>33847481Not as ugly as you
>>33847485I thought some women actually liked beards.
>>33847482I'm too indecisive and insecure
>>33847485I’ve met some. I don’t find them attractive, but I also don’t find any piercings but ear piercings to be attractive.
>>33847489would rather her put her mouth over it, at that point
>>33847487why do you think women don't fuck betas?
>>33847429I like science books and clay crafts
>>33847485>Are there any men who actually like nose rings?Yeah but they look like this.
>>33847495>betasBrev you need to touch grass
>>33847485i like them when theyre on the side not the septum
>>33844870It would be a hard sell. I wouldn't leave someone if it was something we discover later in the relationship (and she also didn't know). Then we'd get a surrogate and/or adoption. Most likely surrogacy.>>33844905>>33844932Not every single person in the world is a deranged crazy bitch that will stab their own womb for more money and go cruisin' for booze and drugs. Lots of people are willing do it for people that need it, anon. Don't bring your preconceived notions to something that is quite personal to a couple.
>>33847496That’s cool. Pottery, sculptures?
>>33847492That's why you just hit the button and let it choose for you.Your next character's name is Lena Predbor, btw.
>>33847485I'm nose ring hating anon. I've spoken to some men that do, but its the male end of the spectrum where they have a bunch of piercings and tattoos and ear gauges and stuff. If you're a woman looking to make yourself attractive to a broader range of men though its a bad idea because the amount of men that basically instantly think a girl is a no-go because of nose rings is very high. Its basically a situation where even if a girl is attractive its like "that's a damn shame she chose to do that to herself and throw her beauty in the trash like that."It actually is that bad.
>>33847487truebut itd be children of men type scenario since nobodys making the first move
>>33847485It's not in the same way. Some men accept it themselves because it's an inevitability (also hair type can cause awful skin issues if they try to keep it clean shaven.) No one forces a woman to get a nose ring, it's intentional self harm that makes her uglier.
>>33847497That's the brother of the emiru fat guy
>>33847505>she chose to do that to herself and throw her beauty in the trash like thatNAG but frankly she is dodging a bullet by not dating guys who think this way lmaoSame with tattoos and stuff>>33847511Holy kek
Why is everyone getting pregnant but me
>>33847511I don't know what that means and I don't care.
>>33847504I'm sure that would not fit the setting or the attitude i'd go for...
>>33847513Not getting your daily cum allotment? Need at least 3 loads a day.
>>33847513I mean kids are a lot of work and expensive>>33847507>nobodys making the first moveRealIt's 1am here and I'm debating whether to go downstairs and melt some cheese on bread or just go to sleep
>>33847513Msucks to be you haha
>>33847515It's just a low quality joke anon, don't make me pull on your nose ring
>>33847516Oh, so _now_ you're *sure* all of a sudden.
>>33847512Idk, I'd want a woman to care about how I look and value my attractiveness.
>>33847513Are you having sex?
>>33847522OK but would you want a woman telling you you've "done that to yourself and thrown your beauty in the trash" lol as if you're some mannequin
both genders: i am currently waiting for a bus hbu?
>>33847521That's the only thing i can be sure of!
>>33847525Hope it comes soonI am currently in bed shitposting instead of sleeping
>>33847524NTA I would and have absolutely listened to input on my appearance if its unbecoming of me
>>33847524Yes, if I was fat and out of shape and she was like "stop being a fat lazy retard and go get fit. As a man you have an obligation to be fit and masculine, go fucking do it." Yes that would be absolutely fucking based and she'd be correct in saying that.
>>33847525Mlooking at this thread
>>33847532I would and have also listened to girls' advice on my appearance (kinda hot desu), however I would not appreciate a prospective date calling me trash lol, it implies she only values me for my appearance like some commodity
>>33847525Up way past my bed time, trying to work up the courage to go to sleep.
>>33847538where tf you live where it's bedtime rn
thoughts on men with dirty fingernails from worki feel like its a big turn off but its such a pita to clean
>>33847540>it's bedtime rnIt's not. It's way past it.
>>33847535Then don't date her? In this hypothetical, you aren't forced to be in a relationship with her.>it implies she only values me for my appearancethey do. it's up to you to not give a shit
>>33847543Sleeping troubles again?
>>33847540nta anywhere east of new york is dark right now
update: on the bus now.
I still have yet to be bounced upon.
>>33847549It's because you're the master bouncer
>>33847545It's that time when it's too late for responsibilities and too early for the next day's responsibilities. And my broken mind is trying to stay in this limbo.
>>33847551Wat mean
>>33847552Sounds about right. How long you gonna go for tonight?
>>33847553You bounce on it so nicely that others can't compete
>>33847555Hopefully not long. Probably too long.
>>33847540Nta but it's 2am in Europe...
>>33847557Another one hour of sleep?
>>33847556D: Jeez I hope notAs far as I knew, I’m only good at getting bounced on.
>>33847548Wheels on the bus status?
>>33847562I'm sorry that this is how you found out that you're a sleepbouncer
>>33847563going round and round
>>33847183Oh shit that was meant for your interlocutor. My bad, anon.
>>33847568Ah gotcha, all good
>>33847565I have so much to think about right now anon
Can sleepwalkers initiate sex?
>>33847498>just stop being a beta, brothanks for confirming
>>33847576google it
>>33847580It says so but i want to hear it from the sleepwalkers itt so i can chain them down
>I missed the chance to talk about SonicDamn.>>33847387You should check the Sonic Channel site out. A lot of goodies like your pic there.
Are you at the start of a very big downer?
>>33847586No, I’m coming out of it
>this older guy I like is attractive with a girlfriend I hate and he cheats on her constantly, how do I lock him down?whyarewomenlikethis?
>>33847586https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ri1tUn9nzbM
>>33847589Ask that in whatever cursed garbage social media you're using
>>33847589This was a thing when I was in high school. The girl I ate lunch with was obsessed with this emo gothic dude that was dating this Tim Burton character looking girl and because he constantly cheated on her she figured it would be easy to keep offering him blowjobs to steal him away from his girl. But I've never heard of grownups doing this, seems to have gone away by the time I was in community college and people realized that polyamory/polycules were a thing.
>>33847586No, thankfully. I’m at the end of one.
Anyone want to t-t-t-touch me? I wanna be dirty!
>>33847592here>>33843664
alone on a thursday evening?how pathetic lmao
>>33847604Weird ass post and weird ass wojak and weird ass use of a wojak and weird ass 4chan
>>33847605I could have easily gone to the neighborhood Halloween festival but I am kind of depressed today so I decided to stay indoors jerking off to release endorphins.
>>33847605I’m with my friends
>>33847607Pretty sure most 4chan posts are Dead Internet bots imitating incels and femcels as part of some sicko AI project.
Women are there any things that men do to themselves that make them look uncanny and unattractive?For example, for me, when women wear acrylic nails and do slow, smooth movements with their hands trying to be appear sensual or something I get unsettled and don't like it.
>>33847612>Women are there any things that men do to themselves that make them look uncanny and unattractive?Take a look at most drag queens for reference. Imagine a less femme coded version of them and you've nailed this.
>>33847610Need femcel programmers who will integrate digital chads
>>33847613I'm. I'm. I'm really unfamiliar with drag queens and what looks off about them when I see them are the clearly mannish features on something that is dressed as a woman. Could you just give me a little more detail.
I’ll see you in hell if you living with regrets man
>>33847612>Women are there any things that men do to themselves that make them look uncanny and unattractive?Jerking off in public.
my dream is to be plane crashed onto a deserted island with a womens college volleyball team and im their sex slave
Is a woman who is OK with you getting along with other girls/knowing they flirt with you and talks about them fucking you a woman that can be serious about you?Like if she says, "If I could I would be every woman in the world and flirt with you" I dont even know what that means. She broke up with me, so was she just being nice and training herself into thinking I could actually just pick up another bitch when that is indeed not the case?
>>33847621Where the fuck is that happening? You might want to leave
>>33847623Everyone involved in this post should be sent to a Siberian prison.
>>33847622they'll make you do everything and it'll be the fastest track of making you hate women ever
>>33847626Public transit. Nearly every day.
>>33847628>every woman in the worldBased
>>33847630>>33847622Also if they want to get pregnant in the island settlement, instead of actually having to touch you, they'll set up a penis suction device like in the movie A Boy and His Dog.
>>33847633Every woman in the world has been violently raped by a man.
>>33847633You're going too.
>>33847605I got a kiss on the cheek today so I'm happy.
My buddy got engaged. Hopefuel
>>33847637I am a martyr, worship me
How do you politely ask a married couple if you can play with and nuzzle your face against the wife's titties while her husband watches?
It's going to happen, isn't it?
>>33847584Ah yeah I absolutely love Yui's art on there <3>>33847586My life is a big downer jkThe SAD hittin though>>33847589You say this like there aren't guys who chase baddies with awful personalities>>33847578You're welcome :pI meant that the whole supposed dichotomy of "alphas" and "betas" is machismo drivel
>>33847648What is?
Finally, they were right, it takes about the same amount of time of the relationship to lose the feels of it. Objectively instead of subjectively, I still want her.Thanks
>>33847605I spent the day avoiding people kekWill probably decline social plans tomorrow after work also>>33847644Ime these kind of couples approach you kek
>>33847649I AINT GONNA LET IT GO IM JUST GON CREEP
>>33847652Hang in there boss. It ends eventually.
>>33847649>it's machismo drivelwhich is why women unilaterally abide by it, like it's a law.
>>33847648What's going to happen?I'm gonna finally go to sleep lol
>>33847649>My life is a big downer jk>The SAD hittin thoughikr I went off Lexapro for a few days just as the change in seasons started to hit and I was left wondering "what even is my life?" Also watching movies about psycho's having mental breakdowns (Joker 2019, etc) probably wasn't the best choice to make in this state.
>>33847654:P https://youtu.be/KyawqRCuFL4?si=CNU7GrqKIW22tHnb>>33847656Except that they don't kek, hence the touching grass suggestion
>>33847656No, they really don't. In my experience women are way more into artsy and sensitive guys than they are into guys whose entire personality is hunting, fishing, and possibly being a combat vet.
>>33847525FIn a hot bath. Ready for the weekend
>>33847661The weekend isn't until after tomorrow, anonette.
>>33847649The side story pictures this year have been fun. For me, it's this one.>>33847525M, I was on the bus when you posted. I picked up some soup and a birthday card for a coworker on the way home.
>>33847662Sunday?
>>33847658>watching movies about psycho's having mental breakdowns So it's not just me who does this kek>went off Lexapro for a few days just as the change in seasons started to hitThat's rough, are you back on it now?Yeah I thought my bipolar meds weren't doing anything so didn't set aside any money for the next prescription. Holy fuck I was wrong lol, I never learn>>33847662She's still ready tho
Do you act their part and tell their lies?Do you do what they tell you?Do you do what they say? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7L0oH-uH6_U
>>33847664It is thursday evening.
Hey, so, turns out one of the morons who I reverse-psychologied into stealing my work (as a means of using him as an independent verification mechanism of their veracity as physics projections) actually kinda wised up.So, ya'll never saw me. I was neeeever here.So...
>>33847665I kind of prefer the comic-satirical version of psycho mania behavior that was a thing in the 2000s, a Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, Jhonen Vasquez kind of energy rather than the Loser Movie trope that always ends with some dude going on a rampage out of his rage at society failing him https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-sYWaOrLdIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0AX81gv5aM
>>33847659>>33847660>betas don't exist>now excuse me while I refuse to associate with you because of *beta behaviour*lol
>>33847667Not here
>>33847671yes, everywhere.
>>33847670This take is objectively goofy as shit. You know nothing about me, little man. Fuck off.
>>33847295>urbzMy nibbaLet's fuckin gooooo*jibberish version of black eyed peas loud and obnoxiously*
Can we go back in time and only breed with the women who have actual empathy and the ability to understand things from the POV of others?History having social structures in place that guaranteed partnering off every woman into marriage and making kids has given the west a potentially fatal flaw.
>>33847675That would drive humanity to extinction
>>33847675>the unempathetic men are okay to reproduceWhy?
>>33847676Then let God remake it, no?
>>33847672How?
>>33847673>little mananother word for beta. you keep agreeing with me
>>33847678Lol
>>33847680No, I really don't. Eat shit.
>>33847678>GodKek, sure, maybe Superman and Goku will help him too!
>>33847523no
>>33847502Yes both little pots and charms
>>33847684every time you put a man down by attacking his social standing, you're calling him a beta. that's what that word means. retard female (but I repeat myself)
GenderWhatchu up to?
>>33847690Playing dark souls 2
>>33847690yoga for loneliness
>>33847690FGetting ready to do a little work from home before spending the entire day playing vidya
>>33847682>>33847685look retards, God doesn't have to be real to be a thing. All the dust and properties of the universe could constitute God in this context, it's irrelevant. If you get hungup on that, you're ngmi
>>33847690M, the brief DBZ discussion yesterday got me wanting to play Sparking Zero. I'm doing that and eating soup and watching some videos.
>>33847690Just about to finish work can’t decide if I want subway or KFC for lunch
>>33847690Watching a youtube video about Ian Watkins.
>>33847673Kek good morning saar why so bloody melty today
>>33847696What game?>>33847702I've never had KFC. You should get that and rub it in my face.
>>33847707>>33847702KFC is gross.
>>33847687That’s real neat. Happy to have met you, anon
>>33847690misery cooking in my poorfag life, contemplating my suicide, etc.
>>33847711lets gooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>33847707It’s basically comfort food >>33847709I’m sorry you live in an economically shithole country
>>33847662I have a date with this little cutie set up for the weekend
>>33847716Every other fried chicken place is better than KFC and has been for over a decade.
>>33847717>brown person behavior
>>33847690FDealing with my insomnia. Trying to plan my Halloween costume
>>33847717Anterior pelvic tilt and no assAlso tattoos
>>33847710Thank you anon it was nice to meet you too
>>33847707Not going to say it, in case of spoilers. I’m far behind in video games, and maybe someone here is in the same situation
>>33847724Understood. Have fun with it in any case.
My penis is cold
>>33847690MJust had dinner and watched a couple episodes of The Simpsons. It had been something like a decade since I last watched anything from seasons 1 through 10 until just recently, so that’s been fun.I’m gonna play some arcade shooting games before I go to bed.
>>33847718Actually yeah chick-fil-a is probably my favourite >>33847721Being this sensitive about women confirms that you’ve never had sex before lmao
>>33847729Shooting like Virtua Cop/Time Crisis, or like R-Type/Dodonpachi?
>>33847723:) I definitely want to talk more later
>>33847732The latter, although I do love lightgun games as well. Wish I hadn’t let go of my old guncon when I made my last move.I’ve got the PS1 and all of Konami’s shmups for it on hand, so I’m probably gonna play Sexy Parodius and Gradius Gaiden.
>>33847717Interesting that she used her Instagram photo yet a different name on that profile.Although, I don't understand why people do what they do on social media.
>>33847491Women love beards and full head of hair, I’m so blessed to have god tier genetics
>>33847690MI have been watching 40k lore shorts on youtube its cool
>>33847690working on my nose manuals
>>33847700That’s a fun game. I haven’t booted it up in a minute. I saw DBFZ got new shit recently, so I did hop on that again the other day.
>>33847734If you're in the mood for something new, a bit of an underrated one I've played is Time Bokan Series: Bokan to Ippatsu! Doronbo. It's not terribly hard, but it has 9 different vehicles with their own weapons, a lot of stage variety, and some good room for humor. Don't get hit while carrying a bomb or you get reduced to fighting as the Doronbo gang on a tandem bike.It's on Playstation (with a sequel) and on Saturn (with more voice acting).
>>33847736This nigga did his mf research ong
>>33847736I can never understand your posts, even without a trip you would blend into the sea of sexually frustrated and covertly homosexual shitposts
>>33847690Thursday is plap-asmr day
I'm horny and depressed again I wish I had a boyfriend I would feel better
>>33847745I only just remembered it got all those new Daima characters. I still haven't seen it but more SS4 is cool either way.>I saw DBFZ got new shit recently, so I did hop on that again the other day.I didn't know about this! And it's getting Daima SS4 huh?
>>33847756>I'm horny and depressedWe all are.
>>33847749Sounds pretty sick. I’d seen this one in a list somewhere but never looked into it, and I didn’t realize it had a sequel.There’s still a lot of great ones I haven’t tried, like that and Game Tengoku, that one Gamera game, and 70s Space Robot Geppy X or whatever it’s called. So many good shmups out there.
>>33847756I could never live with a woman again, there’s no freedom under their totalitarian regime
>>33847736That’s actually a Trvke and it went under the radar cuz it’s MKG. Does ENTJ photoshop tinder matches?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBv0GoI3GGk&list=RDgBv0GoI3GGk&start_radio=1
>>33847756I’m slightly less depressed and beginning to think about having a girlfriend again
>>33847764Definitely, there are tons and tons. I tried getting into Cave stuff years ago but I could only barely beat Mushihimesama Futari and Muchi Muchi Pork. I also caught Covid around that time, so perhaps the universe was sending a sign for me to stay away.
I don’t understand how single mom’s with baby’s struggle to get a bf?Can’t they just advertise free milk?
>>33847774I don't think anybody thinks ENTJ's stuff is real
>>33847774>Does ENTJ photoshop tinder matches? Yes sex is not real and a completely made up concept
>>33847784Good morning saar have you redeem and done the needful today?
can we hit the image limit already, I want the next thread to start
>>33847790Sure
>>33847790You are allowed to bake once we hit Page 9, I give you my blessing.
Here, anon. Have this picture of Moby I have on my phone for some reason
>>33847790That's a nice tummy.
Men, have you ever known a girl who always wore hoodies and looked ok, but you realised how hot she was, the first time you saw her in a t-shirt?
ENTJ, more like ENTGay
>>33847793Here, have this picture of Moby too
>>33847800He’s such a fucking rascal.
>>33847796yeah, your mom, I bred her that day. Good memories
There you go
>>33847776What happened
>>33847790Where is her bush?
>>33847804good, now I will wait for anon to bake a new thread so I can ask an important, (You) inducing question that won't be cut short
>>33847807I guess I could do it but all my cool wallpapers are on my computer
>>33847805Talked to an annoying retard today that seemed pretty cool tbqh
Oh no, my boy's boy.https://www.npr.org/2025/10/23/nx-s1-5584161/chess-fide-investigation-naroditsky-kramnik
>>33847813he died? wtf
>>33847813Kramnik’s a fag, hope he loses everything
>>33847813I don't understand why anybody cares about some chess guy dying
>>33847810idk man, just pick one of thesehttps://imgur.com/a/hF8UDsN
>>33847818Sign the petition then.https://www.change.org/p/deplatform-chess-grandmaster-vladimir-kramnik-for-online-defamation
Where dat new thread at my nigga
let me guess, BlueValkyrie doesn't give a fuck about chess and is only up in arms about the recent events because her favorite manlet e-celeb told her to be upset.
>>33847811Wht happened to your girlfriend
>>33847811I really hope you aren't talking about an anon here
>>33847828I would assume so, yes.It's the same reason why women in relationships don't really have their own opinion and just regurgitate whatever their boyfriend says.
>>33847828Why am I not allowed to learn his lore and empathize with him? Are you kramnik or just jealous?
>>33847828And? Do you need to be a gm to care about it?
>>33847834пиздeц нaхyй блять
>>33847811is it me
>>33847829My last one? She treated me like shit, so I dumped her.>>33847831I mite b
>>33847840That's shitty then
>>33847838Perhaps probably
>>33847823The guts one
New thread>>33847844>>33847844>>33847844
>>33847837мaлeнькaя cтepвa
>>33847841It was a while ago, and I’m over it. Not my circus anymore, thank god
Valk is a russian agent?
>>33847852do svidaniya
>>33847723I made a discord account if you want to talk to me outside of here sometime. Username is “pisspissedofferson.” including the period at the end
>>33847882tell me more about you what are you looking for
>>33847902Someone to go on a date with sometime maybe. I’ve never done anything like this online before
>>33847958where in the general world area are you
>>33847902Oh, and more about me? I’m 30, live in the southern US. White guy, somewhat glued to the internet
>>33847961>>33847962What about you?
>>33847973You sound so nice Im far from there though, way north
>>33847983I don’t hate the idea of taking a vacation sometime, at the risk of severely jumping the gun. I want to leave the US someday, but if I stayed here I wouldn’t wanna stay in this part of the country.
>>33847983Tell me more about you, if you don’t mind. I really liked talking to you today
>>33848018Where do you vacation? i don't know i also just sit addicted to the internet
>>33848045Lol nowhere, for years. Well, I visit my dad in LA sometimes, but he’s moving to Reno next month, so I guess I’ll visit Reno soon. I’ve got one (1) friend who lives over in eastern Tennessee, but it’s been a while since I went over there.I want to take a vacation to Japan sometime next year. I think I want to move over there and teach English with JET or something similar.
>>33848052Thats really cool I've never been any of those places Living in Japan is cool and brave I am too scared to move
>>33848056We’ll see if I’m cool or brave enough to actually pull it off. I’m a ways away from pulling it off; I don’t even have a degree yet.Can you believe we made these fine people in atoga read this mushy stuff anon
>>33848056To reiterate: hit me up any time you like and give me an excuse to leave town
