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I will probably die an unloved virgin
>>33847851Probably
>>33847834>loreplease stfu>>33847836no, but it's very clearly not something she cares about or would have found on her own, but is just parroting some guy she'll never meet and treating it like a new story to consoom like every other internet drama slop.It's all so tiring.
>>33847851Most people will at this point.Most men, I mean. Women will let chad use them - they will also die unloved though at least.
Hey femanons, what do you wanna talk about tonight?
You just got SNAILED
>I look ugly in all of my graduation photos :(
>>33847851Welcome to the club
Hey girls what is a "good" amount of time for penetrative sex to last? (Meaning to not count the foreplay)And do you usually orgasm during penetrative sex?
>>33847865I'm sure you look fine.
>>33847865prove it right now
>>33847854Oh no. I better not catch you reading any internet articles, mr. piss.
>>33847844I need a gf who will go camping in the wilderness with me for days at a time. Raw sex in the woods and mountains!!!
state genocide,Thoughts on robot wives?I'm thinking it will start out as something purely functional, like vidrel. Then people will get tired of the robot look and start giving it more human features until one company goes the extra mile and just makes it look and talk like a woman for the purposes of being eye candy for touch starved virgin gooners (who will have probably significantly risen in numbers by that point).Then as more people get it and it establishes itself in the market it won't be too far fetched to put a fleshlight in them and then so on and so forth.My point is that because of incels and otherwise undesirable men there will always be a market for these things and I have a sneaking suspicion that a lot more men that could otherwise have gotten a gf will be tempted by the convenience and path of least resistance.But maybe I'm also just retarded, what are your thoughts?
>>33847873Would
>>33847873Robots are so cute, look at him go
>>33847873M, I don't think they'll really be a thing in our lifetime.
>>33847873>Thoughts on robot wives?Wives are for birthing sons. Slaves and concubines are the ones who will be cleaning like in your gif
>look inside onlyfans subscribers>old men and foreignersThoughts?
Anon is right, that's something I noticed about women too. They don't really give a shit about anything they can sink their teeth into or things that require a deep material understanding. They just want to be spoonfed a story. That's it.As long as there is a narrative with a good enough emotional hook, they'll gobble up anything you put in front of them. For foids it's not so much about the subject being discussed or any of the nuances of it's essence, but more about the soap opera tier events surrounding it.My guess is that it makes them feel more included in a subject that takes a lot to understand or would take them a while to catch up on, so they can feel like they're part of the conversation by talking about the metadata and feel like they just added something of value.
>>33847887>Thoughts?Based girlboss getting that money
>>33847887>foreignerstf does this even mean on the internet?
>>33847887Good.
>>33847873>robot wives>posts video of a cleaning robotwhat did he mean by this?
>>33847873Would you even want a robot wife if to have one, you had to surgically remove your dick and balls instead?
>>33847867Like an hour, hour and half.
>>33847887>retards paying for pornnothing new
>>33847895Browns
>>33847895indians, africans, and muslims
>>33847899Oh fuck that.
>>33847891Go on and explain why you're not a piss baby for calling a cheat on him, kremmy. I would like to hear it in full audhd detail.
>>33847898вoт зэ фaк ap ю тoлкинг aбayт?
I'm glad I live in a country where I can carry a gun with me at all times. In the winter I will carry a larger one.
>>33847897Holy shit is that cat gaming
>>33847844M or F.What advice from here have you tried?How did it go?Name one thing you like about tog
>>33847910>In the winter I will carry a larger one....to compensate for shrinkage?
>>33847906Idk, I'm not that anon
>>33847912F>What advice from here have you tried?Use dating apps, cold approach men, join a hobby>How did it go?Not well except for the hobby but no men there
I am the biggest ‘cel ITT
>>33847891yes, women are retarded. Why do you act like this is some grand revelation?
>>33847914No, bigger guns are better. I can carry more and bigger bullets
Gender, can you come up with a sily restaraunt name? Torontofags, can you tell us if it does exist?
>>33847904Why?
>>33847903Forgot latinx
Women, how would you feel about a law that stated that female war prisonners cannot be penatrated during gangrape, until she comes first.? So the soldiers have to either eat her out or masturbate her beforahand!
did someone activate russian sleeper agents, wtf is this shit?IN ENGLISH PLEASE
>>33847922I always love those seafood spots like "Crusty Dick's shack of crabs and fuck you"
>>33847917Age? Can you tell me about a couple cold aproaches? Same for online.
>>33847922Blacked dot com
>>33847927нeт
>>33847917What hobby did you pick?
>>33847911You'd be surprised. Cats are good with tech.>>33847912MNot so much advice, but I've gotten nuggets of wisdom and bits of confidence boosts. One piece of info I got from here is that diet is the most important component of weight loss, even moreso than exercise.And it's going pretty good. I'm down to 203.1 lbs now.I like talking to anons here and learning more about the things we like, what we get up to in a day.
>>33847922Don’t bother asking Toronto jeet he’s not allowed to leave his house due to his strict parents and cultural obligations
>>33847917why dont you just warm approach men you already know
>>33847934oh no no no no no
Shitty time to be on huh
>>33847944When’s it not?
>>33847912Mnonestill single
>>33847943Haven't they always been shirt and fat? All they eat are carbs
>>3384793225I'd just go up to guys and see if I could keep a conversation going Online I act a little more brazen >>33847937Fencing>>33847942Don't know any men
>>33847939How big did you start and is that ur cat?
I swear the quickest way to make a million dollars is to sell knock off polo shirts in India
>>33847952225, I think it's been a bit over a month (although while I was sick I put on weight again). I was 204 two days ago.My sister's cat from when I stayed with her for a while, but still a buddy.
>>33847950Are you the Anon who restarted fencing this month?
>>33847950I like that you tried and think you should keep going. Did you perfect walking your first time?
Men, Queen Bussy?
>>33847960Seems scratchy
>>33847950>FencingLmao I respect if it you're genuinely interested in fencing, but picking it to meet guys sounds like it's way too niche to work
>>33847957No I've never done it before>>33847959Love is the most natural thing in the world >:( I shouldn't be this bad at it
>>33847966I like it
>>33847956Friend :) so sweet and cute
>>33847969love was made up less than 200 years agoits actually the most unnatural thing in the world
I hate women.
>>33847939>>33847956The CUTEST cat
>>33847969Sure but conversation isnt especially since 2019. Practice couldnt hurt
M/FWhen was the last time you were hugged (note WERE HUGGED, not hugged someone else. Them hugging you back sincerely during a hug you initiated counts though)?
>>33847982Mmy momfew days ago
>>33847978Not true>>33847981I'm tired of it>>338479828 months ago
>>33847982MRomantically? Like six years ago. I hugged my mom last week after I gave her a ride to the airport, though.
>>33847974>>33847980I miss him. Little buddy.https://files.catbox.moe/tj8mph.mp4>>33847982M, around 4 PM at work.
>>33847982Mif you mean romantically then never in my life
>>33847969Natural doesn't mean easy, its ok
Such a lovely day, I think I'll make an earl grey and have a pastry. Genders, do you like tea? What kind?
>>33847912F. You guys offer some good advice abd some awful advice. Many times, the encouragement here has helped me get out of my head about hangups that I couldn't admit to myself alone. And many other times, I've been tricked into making a fool of myself in public. So I take the risk of asking for advice when it's necessary.
>>33847994Mnever tea i actually liked
>>33847982F. Last weekend during sex.
>>33847994I wish I did. I want to like tea, I think the ceremony around it is so interesting. But it all tastes horrible and metallic to me.
>>33847994MI prefer coffee
Where do I meet clingy gf that wants marriage and kids
>>33847994MI don’t drink tea often, but I don’t think I’ve tried one that I disliked so far.I generally just have iced tea with lemonade whenever I have tea, but I like oolong, chamomile, lemongrass, hibiscus, green and white teas as well.
>>33847994Regular english breakfast or chamomile.Probably with milk now that I think I have lactose immunity somehow.
>>33848002in your dreams buddy
>>33847982M2 weeks ago when I broke up with her
>>33848002Warp tour?
>>33847982MI don't like physical contact but the last time I remember was 4 years ago
>>33847997What's kinds have you tried? How you make it does affect taste, you may be burning it or steeping too long
Is it realistic to think a beautiful 20 year old art student was going to settle down with me instead of just use me as a part of her carousel? I feel like a porcelain fuckdoll. She was solo traveling in my country, fell in love hard but that may have just been her latin flavor. I didn't have a house or a job when we met, I got a job and apartment and she stayed with me and cooked for me and fucked my brains out only to give up. I had said I wanted to move to her, but as a 20 year old art student on birth control in this modern age, despite everything, she would choose to look elsewhere even though I had cum in her pussy many times.I hate that I can't own what I cum in.
>F
>>33847985You either be tired or don't get what you want>>33847996Care to share examples?
>>33847988>https://files.catbox.moe/tj8mph.mp4THAT WAS THE CUTEST MEOW WTF
>>33847994I like to drink herbal tea, especially at night. I'm drinking lemon ginger right now.
>>33848001Fair
Managed to get a girl's phone number. I'll text her in a couple days and ask if she wants to go for drinks or something. desu she probably won't even respond, but goddammit i am gonna try.
>>33848002You do NOT want a clingy woman for breeding. Shell need you for everything and sow dysfunction
>>33848003A man of variation, very impressive. Do you take it straight?
which is better, asking for a girls number or offering her mine
>>33848019Why text her in a few days? If I gave a guy my phone number and he didn't text me for days, I would think he just really wasn't interested.
>>33848023>she doesn't know
>>33848021Yup. I’ll have black tea with milk very occasionally, and I do also like chai.I usually just drink black coffee for my caffeine fix, though.
>>33848022OFFER YOURS its way less threatening.
>>33848023no bro you dont understand if i dont act nonchalant shell get the ick and ghost me
>>33848013On the positive side, I've received encouragement to explore my options with dating and realized I was bi. Also I've been talked down from lots of negative self-talk that kept me from communicating well with partners.On the negative side, I've been gaslit into licking a guy's glasses to flirt with him, been tricked into sharing things I shouldn't have, etc.
>>33848023You're supposed to wait a few days, right? Besides, it's nighttime and tomorrow is a weekday. I'll text her on Saturday morning.
Shot my shot for the first time in a million billion years today and it actually fucking landed oh my god
>>33848030I would get the Ick if it's within 30 minutes he sends me a text and I might be a little bit unnerved if he stands there and says hold on let me text you to make sure I got your number right. It's not going to be wrong I understand you don't want to get it wrong but it feels like he's trying to make sure I gave him a real phone number and like he's paranoid. I don't like that, but if it's been days I don't know that's a little bit too long. Maybe later in the evening a casual "hey I'm winding down for the night I just wanted to make sure before I forget I log your phone number this is so and so right?"Be casual but jot SO uninterested.
im going to die full of regret for not even having tried
>>33848027Do you eat with tea? What pairings do you like?
>>33848031>I've been gaslit into licking a guy's glasses to flirt with himI haven't got the correct image for this, but this is close.Thanks for sharing and keep at it. Every failure teaches us something
>>33848013>don't get what you wantI guess I'm going to die like this
>>33848037You drink tea bro not eat
>>33848041Har har.
>>33848038It was rough. I sometimes trust you fucks too much when it comes to your opinions on what's hot.
Atoga is no fun when you guys are indianposting
>>33847899>hour and half penetrative sexYeah most girls tell me it starts hurting if I pound it for over an hour and im 6 inches and kinda thick but not reallyWhy do girls not realize that them going to college and work has caused unhealthy familys and communities and also a lower birthrate which will lead to bloodlines dying offI hardly meet any women that understand and appreciate holding the feminine role of raising children and maintaining a home
>>33848037Nah, I usually just drink the tea by itself. My go-to Arnold Palmer is pretty much a snack and tea anyways. I only ever have black tea and milk with breakfast, so eggs and a bagel or toast.
>>33848031>managed to get groomed at 30
GenderDo you guys like horror? Movies, games, etc. What's your favorite?
>>33848040No wayA pride of lions fails hunting like 9 times in 10 but they keep at itLet's fucking go!!!
>>33848049Mwho needs horror when you have my lifejk i do see shit in the corner of my eye sometimesfloating heads in my house, robed figures outsideprobably just my eyelashes or something (get eyelash mogged femanons)
>>33848046What? Its all about moisture and taking appropriate breaks for one but... The rest? I don't think you understand the perspective. Just kill your career, everything you worked hard for, or you're also told you should not just be waiting around in your parents' house for a man, you should be able to take care of yourself and show initiative. They want to see that you are not just some little princess that wants him to do everything that you can contribute meaningfully to your household with him. You can't do that if you never got an education and you never got a career. But if you have an education in career, staying home and taking care of the kids means throwing that away because it means at least five years away from your career field. Maybe longer if you want more kids. So realistically, a full decade away. Kiss that career goodbye. It's over now. It's done. You're going to have a hell of a hard time getting back into it. It's difficult. You're raised being told that you need to have that college. You need to have that career. You can't just hope that Mr. Perfect will come along and you need to show that you're competent and you can take care of yourself. You're not asking for a handout from him. But also, what happens if it doesn't work out? What happens if he just dies unexpectedly in a tragic car accident at 25 at 30 and he's gone and you're stuck with two kids or more. Hell, even just one kid is bad enough. But you have no education. You have no money. You have no one to take care of you now or you just have to mooch off of family members and remember that you are always there under their grace. You're under whatever rules they impose. You can't take care of your kids by yourself. That's not a fun place to be in. You cannot be dependent on a man to do everything for you because he won't always be there. And what if you need to get a divorce from him? What if he starts beating you? What if he starts cheating on you? Ideally he won't, but if he does?
>>33848049MAliens dark descent, all the aliens movies, dead space all good. I dont wath many movies alone and wish I had a gf to watch scary stuff with and she hold me for protection and then we go to haunted hayride.
Women, I'm a woman and I want women friends. But if they aren't total degens theyre strict Christians who seem to be very nice but also want me to do bible study and cry for Jesus. Where's the middle ground?
>>33848048Your buzzwords don't mean shit.
Oh ok nice schizo nonsense ramble
>>33848049MI like psychological horror films, my favorite would be The Shining it's such a timeless classic
>>33848060>Where's the middle ground?https://meetup.com
>>33848049F. Of course. Slashers are like my whole thing.
>>33848067also Mmore of a Rosemary's Baby kinda guy myself, but Shining is also an excellent choice.>>33848070marry me pls
>>33848072>marry me plsAre you a slasher villain?
>>33848060
>>33848069Noted thank you
>>33848070Goth?
>>33848076NTA but how hard can being a slasher be just wear a mask and grab weaponry
>>33848076i-if that's what you w-want
>>33848080Silly anon...
>>33848080Nope.>>33848083It's not that simple. It's about presence.>>33848084I don't think slasher villains stutter. Most of the ones I like barely talk, actually.
>>33847994My new vape kinda taste like lemon ice tea
Talking to girls online ftmfw
>>33848049MEvil dead forever
>>33848099Lewd
>>33848049I never see any horror military movies or games anymore MTF don’t count and UMBRELLA corp is too action based
>>33848091Ah I forgot you need to be over 6'4" and able to smash through doors Although I know you'd prefer for them to smash you
>>33848091What do you think of Nemesis from Resident Evil?
>>33847927nyet
>>33847960N-no thanks
>>33848019>in a couple daysAre you dumb?
At least you retards are sometimes entertaining.
>>33848106Being big would be a plus, but it's not mandatory. Any guy bigger than me can feel like a brick wall to me when I'm hugging him.>>33848107Not familiar with the name and I haven't watched the movies in forever. Which one was he in?
>>33848113We're not retards :[
>>33848091Oh jh...I can smash through doors and lift you off your feet too you know
>>33848112No hes just been fear mongered
>>33848113Are you pretending to be me?
>>33848115I am, I'm on the spectrum
>>33848117Surely you can do better than a community flashlight, anon.
>>33848117As long as I'm not paying for the door, sounds lovely.
>>33848114Would you jump your boyfriend's bone if he chased you through the woods as foreplay?
>>33848114The third game and the second movieBig-ass implacable strong mutated monster with heightened intelligencehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iQEeHJxdI8
>>33848112It really is the dumbest shit. >if i pretend to be someone who is non-chalant and doesn’t care, that will make me look confidentCompared to>i was busy; it i wasn’t i would have been texting herIf you’re interested, act fucking interested.
>>33848067Sphere was good but the film adaptation it does no justice to the book whatsoever
>>33848126Agreed. I think it's actually manipulative and somewhat cruel to pretend to be indifferent to somebody like that.
>>33848114I'm surprised you didn't know Nemesis. He's in DBD and I thought you watched somebody play it a bit.
>>33848126>If you’re interested, act fucking interested.Desperation is the biggest ick
>>33848127Yeah that can be the problem with films trying to redo a book. Failing to get the full story in the same exact details.
>>33848135It’s only desperation if you are desperate. Guess what, people who are not desperate and are actually confident do show their desire and intentions.
>>33848136They probably couldn’t because sometimes the lore would may aswell make it a documentary series
>>33848124I don't want to fuck outdoors in general, I don't want to end up on a list by accident.>>33848125Honestly, the way he was grabbing her and throwing her around was pretty good. I liked how he looked until the mask came off, though. Also he has tentacles sometimes?>>33848134I don't remember him in it at all.
>>33847844My girlfriend last night:>I wish I had known you existed before the day we actually met, so I could wait for you and find you as early as possible and we could spend even more years together
>>33848147That’s really sweet
How do I resolve women being physical boundary stretching flirtatious right in front of my gf? She’s had to lose her shit and scream at girls because they thought it was okay to come up and fondle my arms and my gf just came unglued and I had to evacuate us post haste. I don’t want to be a dick head and I’d like to diffuse the situation smoothly but I just freeze up and don’t know what to do because I don’t want to go full autist and say don’t touch me with a blank stare in my eyes like a weirdo.
>>33848141Overconfidence is an even bigger ick
>>33848147Ah shit forgot my questionTo women:What did she mean by the "wait for you" thing? Did she mean it in a way like "I'd have wanted to save my virginity and only have sex with you my entire life" or like "if I knew you existed, I wouldn't have had all those shitty boyfriends" ?
>>33848151Yeah this is the reason why I can’t be in a committed relationship, it only makes me attract more attention. I’m happy just being the designated harem team leader
>>33848151This is just something that women do when they see an attractive man with another woman. You just look at them coldly and say ew, that's it. Or just make a disgusted face at them and shrug them away. Ask what's wrong with them. "Let's get out of here these girls are disgusting"
>>33848132Nah, not cruel. Just playing a losing game. She’s either going to like you or not, so just act like she likes you.
>>33848145He's all fucked up with both the zombie virus and a parasite that controls him and mutates more and more as he gets fucked up in the gameIn the movies he's shit though, not worth remembering
Doki doki
Women, do you ever refer to your man by name? Or even a nickname?I was reflecting upon my last relationship and I found it strange that she never once said my name or any nickname out loud. It was always just "you" or "hey".The one time I heard her say my name was when we were around family and she had to get my attention specifically, and it took me completely off-guard.I have a completely ordinary name.Can you think of any reason why this was the case?
>>33848154Both. Literally both. She's telling you that you are her ideal mate and she wishes that she could have spent much more for life with you and given you everything and not wasted her time and emotions
>>33848152>no confidence is ick>too much confidence is ickYeah, go fuck yourself.
>>33848160That is weird, but I can't think of a singular reason... It is just pet names that were built over time or his actual name, always endearing
I'm ovulating and depressed
>>33848164Hi
really wish i had a sister to fuck
>>33848145 >I don't want to fuck outdoors in general, I don't want to end up on a list by accident.Fair enough, regardless I hope you have some horror themed fun during Halloween with your partners.
>>33848145>I don't remember him in it at all.Must not have seen him in a game. The tentacles are more-or-less his thing. Playing as him online with Valk was what made me start really liking the game.>>33848157Just a bit. In the sense that you might make somebody worried that they did something wrong when they didn't, so you're needlessly worrying them.
Women, what's it like living with tits?
>>33848166Leave me alone
>>33848151You absolute retard!!!! You cannot diffuse the situation calmly! Your woman thinks you are complicit and you like it if you are not aggressive in shutting it down AAAAAANNNNDDDD those females are going to become MORE aggressive because they do think you're compliant too or else you would shut it down immediately and firmly and leave no room for them to question whether or not you were into it!
>>33848158Sounds like an excuse to just make him do whatever you want and never die, which is pretty important for slasher villains. Side question, does he have like a more human-looking form or at least a human face?
I miss you I miss you I miss you Where are you and Im so sorry
>>33848162Lmao crash out at your own discretion
>>33848164How? Its the happiest time of the whole month
>>33848163This bothers me more than it should. I, on the other hand, always called her by name, tens if not hundreds of times per day.
>>33848171Okay
Was it the right choice to break up with a guy to protect him from my family bullying him
>>33848168There's a party crawl planned, but I really don't like that sort of thing much anymore. But yeh hopefully the fun will be after all that.>>33848169>The tentacles are more-or-less his thingLet me guess, there's lots of porn of him online?
>>33848174?
>>33848178That was a test. You hate me
>>33848173No, he's a big ugly bioweapon. All the black gear like the mask was thrown together to try to keep him from mutating uncontrollably
I am concocting so many schemes and mulling over so many diabolical machinations rn
>>33848179I stared at this blinking for at least 30 solid seconds. I'm not exactly sure what this means. Do you mean that you started dating a guy, you took him home to your family, and they were very aggressive to him, so you broke up with him to protect him, not because you agree with your family?... I mean... I guess? Did you really, really, really like him? Because if you did, then fuck your family. That could have been a very good long-term partner for you. If they don't support it, fuck 'em. They sound like a bunch of assholes. Unless they were just saying the truth and he was just a complete loser
I can’t make friends or get a bf in my country
>>33848169> In the sense that you might make somebody worried that they did something wrong when they didn't, so you're needlessly worrying them.Look, that is the constant mental state of guys making the approach. Everything is a constant state of worry that they did something wrong, or worry that they might do something wrong, mentally traversing the minefield of ‘what should i do?’. It’s not cruel to try do what they think they should do.They just don’t know that if she likes you; act like it. If you don’t know if she likes you; act like she does.
>>33848183Shit this shit is hard. I don’t hate you
>>33848187Russia?
>>33848164My gf is ovulating this weekend and we’re gonna do mushrooms and Molly and put on the rubber bed sheets so she can piss in my mouth.
>>33848180Oh yeah. I think people have even used the models from the game to make some vids.
>>33848184I guess that's okay. I liked the mystery of what he looked like better.
>>33848194You guys should kill yourselves
>>33848198This!
>>33848195If it wasn't past midnight, I'd do some Googling.
>>33848141>>33848152I'm the anon who originally posted about getting a girl's phone number. We were at a singles event, and she was also single. I asked if she'd like to exchange phone numbers, and she texted me her name. She definitely knows what my intentions are. Now, whether she's interested is another story. That's why I wrote "she probably won't respond". But I'll text her Saturday morning (it's currently Thursday night) and we'll see what happens. I'm working tomorrow and I assume she is, too.
>>33848190I forgive you I'm sorry I tested you
>>33848172So I just have to be an absolute asshole? I mean if that’s the only solution I can do that, I was trying to find a more graceful way of handling it. It happens all the time.
>>33848180NGL you seem like the kinda woman I'd wanna be friends with but knowing me I'd be afraid to approach you.
>>33848204Whore
>have to clean my microwave before bed>not even sure where to start, the inside is gnarly thoughAnons, any ideas?
>>33848203No worries. I like being annoyed
>>33848205I'm apparently fairly unapproachable, but I'm always working on it. I think it's just my body language.
>>33848206No, I’m not. Women take rejection super bad and act out in my experience. I’d rather avoid a scene.
>>33848209No one likes being annoyed
>>33848208Buy a new one.
>>33848212Well okay, I like being “annoyed” by a “retard,” how about that
I don't care about my graduation photos because I never got attached to anyone in grade school or high school.
>>33848210In this instance it's just me being extremely autistic and scared of annoying people by trying to talk to them.
>>33848215I had friends in school, but I was so checked out by graduation that the only reason I even have graduation photos is because the yearbook club begged me to take some.
>>33848204Y E S. My god if text can't convey it then I will send a voice message to make sure you understand by not being aggressive and direct you are telling every single woman that does this it's okay to humiliate your girlfriend because that's what they're doing they are trying to humiliate her and steal you, you appear complicit when you do nothing or you try and be nice to them they do not deserve you being nice they're harlots, hussies, WHORES their entire goal is to make her feel bad and ugly and worthless and that you're cheating on her because if you really loved her if you were really devoted to her you would not tolerate women talking to you like that or touching you whatsoever
>>33848164Hot
>>33848194they make rubber bed sheets? i have never heard of that.
>>33848202She gave you her number at a fucking single’s event. Stop pretending to be anything. Temperance is fine, but don’t play a fucking game. Look, here’s a bit of advice: Everyone is just 16 in an older body. No shit, just saying “i like you” is not some simp shit. If she likes you, she WANTS you to like her.
>>33848211They are already making a scene. They're touching you with your girlfriend right there. They have made this decision. Why are you so worried about their feelings? Or are you worried about it looking weird? Nobody would be against you in this scenario. If anything, they are guilty of assault and battery. If they crash out, let the paddy wagon take them
>>33848213Maybe I should. It is very old.>>33848217I straight up had to be chased down and photographed by some of the yearbook people. So my photos don't fit in with the rest of the ones in the yearbook at all.
>>33848187Why not
>>33848216I understand. It's honestly hard to think back and remember what it's like to talk with new people and make friends and all that. It feels like a lifetime ago that I made most of my friends. Now all my friend groups are either coworkers or friends of friends. Nobody I've just met and started talking with. Assuming we aren't counting online only friends, of course.
>>33848214Is that normal
>>33848223>So my photos don't fit in with the rest of the ones in the yearbook at all.Same lmfao. I’m the only member of my class that’s shown photographed in the breezeway of my high school with a point and shoot camera. I have chosen to believe that I’m very based and not retarded for having done this
>>33848215valid
>>33848225Having friends at all is still a hell of an accomplishment, the only "friends" I have are the people I talk to ITT which is just sad and makes me pathetic even for 4chan standards.
>>33848227Somewhat. I live in the wrong part of this stupid country
>>33848232I don’t think it does. If anything, that makes you a pretty average 4chan user.
>>33848164hope u get better soon>>33848167dude
>>33848233You will find someone perfect there
>>33848238I dunno about that. Getting annoyed sounds much more appealing at the moment
>>33848235You're just being nice, you don't need to pity me.
What job gives women the ick the way a woman working HR does to men?
>>33848242Programming. I assume hes a fag
>>33848221well it's fucking nighttime, so i'm definitely not gonna text her now. like i said, i work tomorrow and i assume she does too. i'd say Friday night would be the absolute earliest, but personally i would still rather wait until Saturday morning.
>>33848242Fast food worker
>>33848242Hr man?
>>33848242Femboy OF model>>33848245Idk man, when I worked at McDonald's I ran into guys who either were constantly getting laid or were in committed relationships for years
>>33848250The only way that I could actually settle with a grown man working retail or fast food would be if that's just his job while he's getting an actual degree or something like that. He's got to be working towards something better Otherwise, no, I'm not wasting my time like that for some bum
>>33848240You'd get tired of it
>>33848250I've also known guys that just sit at home in their parents house doing nothing all day that somehow also still get laid. There's just a specific type that somehow is able to attract pussy, but don't worry they're usually also losers. It's pretty rare that someone that's such a loser attracts someone who's not
>>33848254Maybe, but I wouldn’t mind trying it anyways
WomenIs it a red flag if I type "90" instead of "1:30" when I need to microwave something for a minute and a half
>>33848218>>33848222I’m a large human. I fear berating a woman half my size putting hands on me would not go well. When I was single women would cross the street to get away from me but for some ungodly reason now that I have someone they all feel safe. I dunno man. It’s fucked. I’ll just be an asshole and see how that goes but I was hoping for a cleaner way out of those situations.
>>33848258How do I get some loser girl pussy
>>33848244Not tonight, but just fucking text her. And here is where i have to be careful about the word “honest”, because being “honest” in some ways can be good. For example>hey, sorry i didn’t text you sooner, i was just nervous because i really like youEtc etc. If she likes you, she wants you to like her. Somethint like that (if true) is a truth but not anything submissive, simpish, or feminine. That’s what i meant when i said if you like her, act like it.
>>33848208Get wet wipes
You can't hate women enough.
>>33848202What are singles events like?
>>33848242Food service/male nurse
>>33848267They are so cute though how can you hate them
>>33848273This
>>33848265I was gonna say something like: >Hey, this is Anon. We met the other night at <venue>. Just wanted to say it was really nice meeting you, and if you'd like to hang out sometime, maybe grab a drink or go to a park or something, let me know!>>33848269For me, pretty awful. I have zero social skills, so even though I've been to a bunch of them, it almost never works out.
>>33848254You’ve driven me nuts if that isn’t completely obvious at this point anon. You should capitalize on it imo
>>33848276How much are tickets? Whats the demographics?
>>33848277I don't understand how I've done that I worry you think I'm better than I am
>>33848281Only one way to find out
>>33848283Youuu oh you
>>33848260not really, but it would take a bit to think
>>33848276Add a hook. “I’ve been waiting all week”, etc. But really yours isn’t bad or good…which makes it good. Because it really sounds like YOU, and yourself and your personality. That’s the ticket, anon.
>>33848286Hehe haha
>>33848263https://voca.ro/18IrtE4MfD2A
>>33848278https://pitch-a-friend.com
>>33847865you look ugly in every photo
>>33848242Mech eng>pedostache>glasses/contacts>old baseball cap>"I go to the gym 2 days a week" physique>severely overestimates intelligence>constantly talking even though they dont understand the subjectIt's like they come out of a factory ffs, so fucking yappyt. Elec eng
>>33848291That sounds like hell
>>33848292Mean
>>33848273>>33848274You're looking on the outside while I'm looking on the inside
why do substances gotta hit the best when i'm broke and neck deep in water
Guys I dont feel it this morningBlondes, wish a good morning to eachother
>>33848296I don't think you ever saw the inside of a woman
>>33848296This makes no sense, please explain
Women, why do so many of you refuse to change even when its clear you are the problem?
>>33848290My take away from this is to be the asshole because the repercussions of doing else while are more grievous. Correct me if I’m wrong.
Goodnight togies
>>33848300They're demons in human bodies.
>>33848301Kys
>>33848302Yes. By doing nothing or being nice, you're sending a really horrible message to these women that you're okay with adultery. You're sending the same message to your girlfriend. You must be direct with women. Crystal clear. No niceness. Doesn't make you an asshole it makes you a man that loves His gf
>>33848301Didn't read. I hate women.
>>33848305Why?
>>33848306I was hoping for a more elegant and less blunt solution.
>>33848306This. Women are basically free radicals waiting to respond to given stimuli
>>33848309Because I don't like you or the image I didnt read
>>33848312Why? Why do you care about some women when you have a gf
>>33848317I don’t like making people afraid of me.
>ghosted againI think 2026 is gonna be my year fellas...
Is guilhotine a humane way to kill people? It is pretty fast
>>33848320Why'd you get ghosted
>>33848312>>33848319Listen, you're not making people afraid of you. You are stating boundaries and letting them know it's not acceptable to treat you or this girl you care about that way. Are you saying that you would let random dudes do this to your girlfriend? Touch her and do whatever, and you wouldn't stop them?
I think my psychic ex is sabotaging all my potential dates
>>33848323No idea, the convo was going great>>33848321probably the most humane way if you ignore the buildup to it.
>>33848321>>33848326Hunane idk we arent fully sure if the brain is alive for a minute after, I'd say morphine or carbon monoxide is the best. Its how I want to die
>>33848327but you lose the excitement of the THUNKfrom the research people did, you're apparently alive for 4 seconds after the blade fallsif I ever an hero, im building one for myself. at least it would make a cool news story
>>33848327Carbon monoxide is probably the best ye
>>33848294reads like hell too.
>>33848324Thank you for your advice. I hope you have a nice night.
>>33848313This.
>>33848335Godspeed
>>33848327>>33848332i thought you could still feel it in carbon monoxide?
cant sleeep. wtf
>>33848329Well, you'd definitely be on the news
>>33848340No, you just go to sleep. No smell no taste no pain. That's what you're supposed to have a functioning carbon monoxide alarm in your house because there will be no warnings to a gas leak. You'll just go to sleep and die. Worst case, if it's not a big enough dose to just knock you out pretty quickly and make you go to sleep and not wake up, you'll just maybe have a headache, be dizzy and lightheaded, maybe nauseous.
>>33848345oh so the carbon monoxide comes out while you sleep??? alr
>>33848350>comes outWhere are you from, esl-chan?
>>33848350That’s carbon dioxide you dumbass
Femanons, why are you so moany in bed?Not that it isn't great, but I'm curious?
>>33847922MLucky Jack’s Stack Lounge
Saints Row 2 is on sale
Bro this cosmic solipsism shit is just blatantly true. There is one consciousness acting out all the characters.
>>33848361>>33848362fuck nevermind im drunk
Which way white woman?
>>33848371Why are you drunk ths early in the day?
>>33848370Is cosmic solipsism like solipsism but stoned
>>33848374i stayed up lol
>>33848373put a mask on Hafthor and he's the ideal man for JH
>>33848297Probably because you're at your most stressed.
I hate women
Femanons, imagine a good girl/bad girl scale where -5 is maximum bad, +5 is maximum good, and 0 is completely neutral. Where would (You) score?
>>33848386I like them because I’m sick in the brain
Women, how often do you do anal sex?
Basic logic ascertains that I am God.
>>33847978Not true.They simply viewed love as something that followed marriage, rather than preceded it.
>>33848397Shut up blasphemous retard
>>33848397Um, waiter? Check, please
>>33848397That's why you're basic.
im god
>>33848409
sorry women it is looking increasingly likely that i'm gonna continue isolating and find solace in my contraptions
I’d like to join a cult where I can have sex with lots of grown women and no children involved! Any idea?
When I was a kid (like 8) I cut out an advertisement from the sunday newspaper of a woman in her frilly pink underwear.I kept it in a small folder in a cubby above my bed.I also had rudimentary sketches of women and their curves from the back, not too different from >>33848394I remember thinking that they were just interesting. pretty.atoga, did you do anything similar? Femanons collecting a magazine of handsomely dressed men, etc?
>>33848414chad normie is in that cult and it's called tinder
>>33848411Join a frat
>>33848414You'd probably have to create one. Any and all get laid easy exploits have already been found, used, abused, and patched out of the game.
>>33848416when i was maybe 8 or 9, i got gotten paired with my first crush in a secret santa, and i remember being really thrilled and keeping the gift wrap she got me as a trophy for months lol
>>33848423anon...i'm like 30 lmao
>>33848426NTA. I still have a pen that a crush gave me. Lol
do lsd. find out I'm god.its like the old cartoons from back in the day.that's all folks!
the sexiest thing a woman can do is be pretty without trying.why don't more women do that?
>>33848151What's the context? Are these strangers at a bar?
>>33848437Shut up fag
>>33848437i'm jelly anon, wish i could be on acid rn. well wishes!
>>33848439It works because she's blonde and gorgeous
>>33848443I live next door to a retard compound and I hear them screaming every morning and that’s less obnoxious than you burnt coils
State genderhow bad was the breakup?
>>33848447less obnoxious than giving someone well wishes? have you tried not being a miserable person lol
>>33848451Mnone of mine were that dramaticit was basically an evening spent talking things out, sharing the last kiss, cuddling for a bit, going to the spot we met, hugging it out and going our seperate way
>>33848428Bro who are you rushing bro (I didn’t go to college and am also 30)
>>3384842830 yo virgin failure
>>33848455Yes, you disingenuous twat, because that’s not someone, that’s an annoying spammer. Le good guy larp doesn’t automatically mean you’re the good guy.
>>33848451M. I've been there. Now I'm here. Would rather stay there, fighting, than be here. I loved looking at her even while we hated each other. Here there is nothing. Women take everything.
>>33848466That’s unironically a skill issue
>>33848458i also didn't go to college. who needs it ?>>33848459shut up you dumb bastard. your shitpostings is not funny.
>>33848461uh i'm not on here enough to keep track of the spammer of the week lol
>>33848467>depression is a skill issuethis take is so old yet new.
>>33848451MAfter dating for three years and spending half of it at the mercy of someone who constantly wanted to break up and get back together, hated me but didn’t want me to leave, faked a suicide attempt and then “came out” as polyamorous, I dumped her on Valentine’s Day.I never laid a hand on her or let any fights escalate to anything like that clip. I would go sit in my car and scream myself hoarse until my ears hurt, though. That woman legitimately made my life hell.
>>33848430tell us more about this pen
>>33848466>Would rather stay there, fighting, than be hereI’d rather pull teeth than be forced to live with another woman again, protect your peace
>>33848471It is. >I have nothing without le foidCultivate something. We’ve all had to go through this.
>>33848468I’m younger than you and I’m glad to be doing so much better, you deserve to be at the bottom of the food chain, no sympathy for oldfag they had more time to get their shit together which makes them an even bigger failure
>>33848451MalePretty bad, I'm not gonna lie. Not in a physical or violent way, but tragic for sure.
>>33848451MIt was cringe, I sobbed like a bitch
Why are so many of us like this?
>>33847910I'm glad I live in a country where I don't need to.
>>33848485Don’t lump me in with your mental illness application group
>>33848481bottom of the food chain? i guess that's one way to look at it, the longer i'm on this earth the more i realize people, generally, are more trouble than they're worth so i'm quite happy to be alone, "getting my shit together" has mostly been realizing this
>>33848487Aren't you an r9k reject?
>>33848479Break up is good because it forces you to fend for yourself when you’re at the most vulnerable, a rite of passage for men emotionally
>>33848486You should be. We don’t need to here in a lot of places in the US, but they sadly come in handy in our biggest cities.I was pretty anti-gun until I actually witnessed a shooting get defused by some armed civilians. I own a handgun now.
>>33848490So everyone dies an introvert?
>>33848491Aren’t you ban evading?
>>33848049I only like horror comics. Like Hellblazer.
>>33848496No, that would be you
>>33848495more like realizing that a successful life will see my death in the company of my creations rather than other people
I guess if you really get right down to the root of the "problem," I was never actually interacting with anyone in this world, ever. Everything I see anywhere is me. This IS the truth. The one I deny.
You can check out anytime you like but you can never leave.
>>33848505Okay, solipsist/pantheist
>>33848505not quite correct, the people you interact with are real, but you experience them in a measure theoretic way, and that part is 100% you. you maintain a coherent symbol of them, even as they grow and change and, so long as they don't deviate from that, you do not question it. you do the same thing with yourself, too.
>>33848500Attention seeking behaviour is feminine >>33848502I like the way you put it
GM Saar
>>33848476Physically it's nothing special. But I had a summer class where I was seated next to its original owner. I was depressed and anxious at the time, and while she didn't know the details, she could definitely tell that I was overwhelmed. She introduced herself and let me keep her spare pen when she noticed mine wasn't working.Now I keep it on my nightstand, for good luck, I guess you could say.
Why do I sincerely believe in solipsism?It's simple. Can I definitively prove that I am not hallucinating the universe and all its contents? No? Then I must be God.
>>33848522>Why do I sincerely believe in solipsism?any sincere solipsist is one because they can't into probability theory. act as if the mind is special, even though it is obviously rooted in physics (try talking to someone after they have a stroke...)
>>33848527Irrelevant because I am beyond matter even if I am able to experience the material world.
>>33848531Shut up fag
Anyone else hoping the food stamps actually do stop from this government shutdown? My food prices should drop fairly noticeably in a much needed way if EBT wasn't bumping the price up so much. God, imagine my job actually affording me to eat meat and buttered bread again.After that, it's just hoping for a housing reset so I can actually have a place to invite opposite genders to
Lmao @ Toronto pajeet getting banned for simping what a weak little man faggot shitter
>>33848535I have a job and can afford to eat doordash and dine out as much as I like
>>33848535I'm an accelerationist, I hope it lasts longer and makes people (especially women) seethe more. And particularly the ones who said they'd divorce and dump and financially rape their male partners because Trump won. I hope they're depressed and their mental illnesses are discovered.
>>33848539your morning happens at like ~9 PM in america, which means you're on the opposite side of the world. there's only turd poo world countries in that time zone. don't brag to me, you've already filtered yourself out of relevance
>>33848541Karma ain’t a bitch it’s darwinism, everybody gets what they deserve
>>33848542Yeah but I have a girlfriend
Something about doing stuff that I did as a kid makes me realize how fucked I am now lol
>>33848243>Programming. I assume hes a fagKek based
What accent is this? https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1761102585121710.mp4
>>33848550Don't click virus
Why do femcels like Taylor Swift? Isn't she a giga-Stacy?
>>33848550I clicked this and instantly won 50 google play store gift cards I’m not going to redeem
>>33848554Hello
>>33848554if this what foids imagine what us mananons look like
>>33848554Almost as ugly as me.
>>33848557do they really?this is what I imagine meeting a femanon irl to be like
>>33848550>What accent is this?Sounds like Afrikaaner
>>33848559NSFW image
>>33848531you're still off. you may be beyind matter, but you are still expressed through matter. if i had the time and patience, i could mathematically prove this fact.
>>33848563>if i had the time and patienceWhat you lack is the necessary IQ
Well now I’m sad
>>33848564what i lack are worthwhile responses to my post from interesting people. this place gives me neither worthwhile responses or interesting people :\
>>33848567Saar this will be Bharap in 2030, not 2070
>>33848569>this place gives me neither worthwhile responses or interesting peopleWhat makes you feel entitled to this?
My question for women: I’m going to get married to you but also have gay sex with twinks on the side. And no, we will not be getting a divorce. Kapiche?
State genderDescribe your perfect lover
>>33848485You guys have friends?>>33848374It's 9am here and I'm gonna start drinking>>33848341Hope you get some more sleepI barely slept either>>33848215I skipped out of the graduation photos in highschool, and dropped out of college
>>33848049MYeahWas playing Piglet's Big Game the other day https://youtu.be/PF3ghN-c10c?si=Ga-9Tp7BtTcixzpB
>>33848394never.>>33848397>>33848409not to be mean, but this is some sonic.exe edgelord shit>>33848414welcome to the cult of dionysus>>33848439cause they're not pretty enough?
>>33848578she relieves all the pain in my body as she lays her head on my chest, intentionally positions my hand in a lewd spot with a quiet smirk, and falls asleep
>>33848575thirteen?? what is this, a fucking high score?
>>33848033Ayy nice one >>33848036RealMy mind is a prison and nothing ever changes>>33847982M, Saturday night I think
>>33847982F4 months ago when my cousin came over lololol>>33848577nope.
>>33847982MaleIf family counts, about a month ago. If not, I don't really remember. It's been at least since last winter.
morning coffee or staying in bed to listen to the comfort of them snoring?
>>33848596Rn I'd stay in bed and get some more sleep but some fucking construction guys are outside my window (thanks neighbour) shouting like a bunch of assesSo gonna make a coffee and have to go to my shitty job and deal with assholes all dayMy crush said she'll be out for drinks tonight but I'm exhausted, just gonna go straight home after work and sleep in pure silence
>>33847982february 2022. post post breakup ex hugged me "for help and getting her into a house"was gonna say we hugged another time after that but I realize that's incorrect, she wasn't really hugging me back then
gender, im arguing on twitterSt Peters Basilica vs the kailasa templeI cant believe people even compare these, its not even in the same ballpark
>>33848611>arguing with jeets on twitterWhy do people do this? What's the point?
Nobody wants you here. Go away.
>>33848616its fun
foids, if your crush was to massage one part of your body right now, would you go with a neck massage or a leg massage
Women, do you experience pussy farts?
>>33848628Leg.>>33848631I only queef during sex with my bf, in a few positions.
>>33848633>>33848621
>>33848633>my bfCan you really say that about someone you're sharing with another woman?
>>33848640Of course.
>>33848451What film is this?
>>33848373What kind of question is this? One is a fat old man and the other is a little boy, a scrawny little boy. I have no interest in either one.
>>33848390I'm not sure what determines points. Do you mean like naughty bad or do you mean like mean or bitchy or do you mean like loser like you don't have your own car or job or anything like that you live with your parents? What are the qualifiers for good or bad?
Men, has a woman ever filed a restraining order against you?
>>33848394Alone? I do butt stuff every couple weeks. I don't have actual anal sex more than once every couple months, though. The stars need to align for my prep time to line up with sex with my bf.
japenis
>>33848652No.
>>33848628Hand
Why are millennials so gay and retarded?
>>33848553Everyone likes here
>>33848662Have you ever seen a conservative millennial, horrifically ugly
>>33848665Yes, there's one as Vice President. Good example.
Have you ever seriously thought that someone was a homo and a gayfer, and been surprised to find out they're actually as straight as a yardstick?
>>33848666Haha I forgot about that fat monster face. I thought he was like 50
>>33848668>gayferLol, I haven't heard that word in a long time.
>>33848668M. No, but sometimes I suspect other people think this about me.
How to get vtuber cosplayer gf
>>33848451F, had to get the po po involved. It was a lot like thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54WYFJ95wEI
>>33848671It used to be the name of a shop at the mall that isn't a thing any more.
>>33848578MMy perfect lover is a shapeshifter who instinctively shifts to fit my changing moods.
>>33848678There's a character like this in the Clive Barker novel Imajica. Changes races and genders based on their lover's desire.
>>33848493>I own a handgun now.Do you carry it so that you can get to it without a moments notice? Do you know how to draw? Do you know how to shoot? Have you practised?
Are you a Gothic?
>>33848670I think the beard makes him look older.
>>33848402
>>33848680>Changes races and genders based on their lover's desire.Gender is my most stable preference.
>>33848684Whats the prompt for this one
>>33848686I wish I had a weapon collection like egghead here
>>33847910Based
>>33848665>>33848666Fuck off to /pol/ retards
>>33848493Fake story
>>33848696Seething eurocuck>NTA btw
>>33848697?
>>33847844had a fucked up day and not in a 'bad day at work' kind of way. listening to william byrd mass for 4 voices. just want to fuck the everloving shit out of one of you stupid worthless whores reading this. incel for life though. hating women fucking rules. still want to fuck one though. i listen to victor-hely hutchinson's carol symphony next cuz i'm getting into that christmas mood. fuck christianity though. i still like getting into the christmas spirit though.
>GenderDo you have a favourite cosplayer?
>>33848706MAngie Griffin
>>33848394Honestly, I used to like it when I was in my masochist phase and I thought I was "reclaiming" my sexual abuse trauma. I stopped for a long while, worked on my mental, and the last time I tried it I realized that it was just painful and uncomfortable. Ramming my colon just triggers my vagus nerve to say "ORGAN PAIN ORGAN PAIN ORGAN PAIN ORGSN PAIN". Its not nice. Its not pleasant. It just reminds me of abuse. I don't know why I did that to myself for years. It didn't grant me control or happiness.
>>33848706MaleNo interest in cosplay at all. Seems like it's mostly for adult nerds to act like children, or for women to get attention.
>>33848668No, I'm always right with homos
>>33848706Larkin Love as powergirl
>>33848706FI don’t follow any cosplayers, I sometimes cosplay for my stream though
>>33848706MI only know of Jessica Nigri because she pissed everyone off for being so good or something
>>33848706FNo. I don't really know any celebrities, I don't crush on YouTubers either so idk
>>33848702Least deranged 4chan moid
>>33848714Whats your favourite cosplay you've done?
>>33848718It's clearly a foid larping, you moron.
>>33848717NTA. Hasan Piker is technically a youtuber.
>>33848721I don't like him. I don't see the appeal, hes a shitlib and brown.
>>33848721Ew
>>33848720don't ever say that again you and i both know women can't write like that they don't have the explosive creativity that i, an ascended incel, just possess naturally. women are the least eclectic beings on earth and they can't trace the broken symmetries of genius like a man can, and the highest manifestation of man is the INCEL.
>>338487192BIt’s simple and hot.
>>33848706>MBukkit Brown
>>33848728Or notThat is the question
>>33848723Hes a lib?
>>33848709Glad you're better now.
>>33848731Yes
>>33848728NTA but if you cosplay 2B in a hot way then you either have OnlyFans or you're baiting your viewers to eventually start one
From fence to the tree, Kaya will be free
>>33848727It is funny how you foids hate incels (for saying a few mean words) more than the guys who actually cheat on you or abused you. Truly the female logic at its peak.
Ladies, is this a dilf? If yes, is it because of his face or his body? If no, why?
>>33848728>2B>It’s simple and hot.I agree
can i post my voice here?
>>33848652no, but do you want to be the first?
>>33848754People do that sometimes. Or go to >>>/soc/.
>>33848754I usually get in trouble for it ITT unless I'm explicitly answering questions with the vocas.
>>33848749He looks like dollar store Mike Mentzer
>>33848768That works for me I'm broke
>>33848740No, dude, incels are hated for committing mass shootings and rapes.
mencan you notice me more when i go outside but respectfully onlywhy is it always the extremes
>>33848775What
>>33848775I'm doing my best, ma'am.
>>33848777i would like to be complimented but casuallybut men either ignore me or i imagine want to enter me
>>33848775Maybe stop being ugly or dressing like a slut
>>33848775Women don't actually want this, though.
>>33848782what do women want
>>33848775No I go out of my way to ignore women as much as I can irl
Is it true that men go more often for mid girls over beautiful ones or is it cope?
>>33848795Going for beautiful girls is hard because they can be out of your league
>>33848795Depends on which kind of beautiful you're talking about. If she looks like she's high maintenance I'm not interested.
>>33848795whats the point of going after the beautiful ones? its like shooting a tank with a .22you're doing more by just not doing anything
>>33848795its true, really attractive girls frequently have to resort to begging their mid friends to hunt down the dick so they can reverse catfish them
>>33848080Oh to be a goth girl beheading ceasar statues in rome.
>>33848749No. He's fat and ugly.
>>33848775I'm not going to compliment anyone and you can't reverse the effects of MeToo and Gamergate.
Men,What costumes are hot for women to wear on Halloween? I had an ex who really loved me dressing up as Princess Leia one year, even though he wasn't a big fan of the movie
>>33848830>valk is a rome haterdamn, and I actually kinda liked youshame
>>33848080I'd so anything for a goth girl
>>33848840Well if I were a goth girl in rome by myself they would just kill me. So pillaging with friends is best.
>>33848817Men's ideas of what goes on between women is so funny and also maddening because wtf. This does not happen
>>33848845Anon was joking, everyone knows attractive girls can order boyfriends online
>>33848843doesnt change anything
Winter does not last forever. Springs come. Snows melt.
>>33848696Nope, that really happened. Some guy tried to go on a rampage at a restaurant, and one of the diners snuck out to his car to grab his gun and shot him before he could kill anyone.
>>33848861https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxSTzSEiZ2c
>>33848861Winter is for staying inside with your gf, keeping each other warm.
>>33848861its takign a long ass time though
>>33848868>press cold feet against bf while we're cuddling in bed>he just rolls over on top of me and won't get off until I'm too hot
>>33848867Very nice anon.
>>33848839Zero Suit Samus.But really any character that you like and fits your body.And of course cosplay sex is to be expected.
even the ugly girls are ghosting me nowits joever
>>33848839Costumes are for children.Halloween is not an excuse for you to dress like a whore and parade around in public.
>>33848875the bee cannot fight the wasp head-on, but instead cooperates with its fellow bees to smother the intruder until it cooks to death
>>33848883That's apt. Pretty sure I'd die if more than one guy death-balled me.
>>33848880I can only get slampigs
>>33848861thats a threat
>>33848880I can't even get them to notice me in the first place. It never even started.
>>33848886god thats so depressingI once tried a slampig, when she stepped out of the train all sweaty I knew I couldnt do itwhen we got to my house she asked if I could cook her something (I was a chef)never againjust not worth it
>ywn have a gf who understands Rome references
>>33848875very cute
>>33848888I assure you it is no threat. Snow always melt.
>>33848894Sure, until I start biting of course.
>>33848891>she will never threaten to assemble 8 friends to decimate you for cowardicei didnt need this today
>>33848890Jesus, how big was she?
>>33848895sounds like something someone who blackens their eyes with soot like a prostitute would say
>>33848903she'd take up 3 busseats
Thinking about a girl
Men, would you let your girlfriend tie you up for sex?
>>33848861>>33848888Salve my fellow /tv/ posters!
>>33848912noim tying her up or there is no tying up at all
>>33848912She can try, but im not going to lie and say I wouldnt get out of the restraints and turn the tables
>>33848912>Men, would you let your girlfriend tie you up for sex?Yes
>>33848913lmao anon fancies himself a spartacus
>>33848912I'd do anything to get sex
>>33848917I wish makima was real
>>33848921I agree
>match with someone on dating app>ask some random question>they give an answer but it's not the most comprehensive or they don't really even ask anything backI understand that just asking questions can be boring but damn
>>33848912What is she going to do to me?
>>33848925what have you asked?
I have the worst stomach ache of my life, I feel like I could die. I wish for death right know, girls are lucky they'll never get this feeling god damnHow do I alleviate the pain it's killing me I wish I could cry
>>33848928Whatever she is feeling up to at the moment. Maybe a blowjob, maybe riding you, or maybe just touching, kissing, and licking you all over.
>men would you do [submissive act thats fapbait for the male submissive minority that somehow is overrepresented on /atoga/]no, obviously
>>33848929Actually a fair question. Admittedly, I haven't been asking the most engaging questions. But I'm not really trying to give a job interview. But yeah, I'll try to come up with more interesting questions. Thanks broski
>>33848914This.You have to be retarded to give a foid control like that. She'll probably steal your wallet or go through your phone.
>>33848915hot
>>33848935Hey, it is not as if I would want to only be dominant all the time. In my eyes, the ideal scenario would be for both involved parties to occasionally take on one or the other role, rather than restricting oneself to a single one.
>>33848411what kinda contraptions are you making
>>33848861It’s not winter yet
>>33848886Stop settling
>>33848935I would do anything for makima
>>33848953he's referring to the endless winter of no pussy
>>33848958>he's referring to the endless winter of no pussyI'm in the fucking Ice Age then
You don't hear much about latex fetishes anymore.
Why can you buy atoga shitposting shirts in real life?All it needed was I <3 ihatewomen.
>>33848964Never understood the appeal. Leather looks much hotter, especially in combination with uniforms.
Women: if I tell you I don't drink alcohol, is it a bad idea to ask you out for drinks? I still go to bars, but I just order coke or whatever.
>>33848965It’s a very ancient school of shitposting.
>>>/soc/34437421do i sound weird?
>>33848965Why would you want a shirt like that though?
>>33848800What kinds of beauty are there?
>>33848978serbian??
>>33848970NAG there are fun non-alcoholic cocktails too.You can also invite people without saying going for drinks, if that is somehow weird to you.>>33848980I saw a guy walking around with a "I <3 latinas" shirt...There was another shop having penis, vagina and daddy versions.I think they do it for shock value so tourists come inside.
>>33848980Cuz funny
They won't ship my onahole overnight...I guess I'm #nofap until monday or tuesday, maybe even wednesday...
>>33848956I don't have a choice, cute girls ghost me or reject me andd I'm horny
>>33849000Don't forget the lube and warmer
>>33848970I would just assume you would order non-alcoholic drinks. But then what's the point of going to a bar. Overpriced and too loud to talk and get to know each other.
>>33848985no
>>33849002Weak
>>33849004Yeah, I bought the whole package, I got lube, a baggie for storage, and a care kit with a warmer, a brush, one of those stone stick dryers, and some powder.
>>33849000>>33849011Would you keep your onahole if you were to have a girlfriend?
>>33849015Extremely unlikely, down right delusional fantasy that I'll ever get a girlfriend.
>>33849000They don't deliver stuff on the weekends where you live?
Imagine dating and falling in love with a man who not only fucked a silicone tube, but bought the whole bath and bodyworks ahh gift basket for it.
>>33849010What did you do then? How long did you wait for a cute girl?
women what do you think of NEETs who shower daily and have clean rooms?
>>33849025Stranger things have happened. I doubt anon would lead in with>so yeah I’m a bit of a masturbation enthusiast
>>33849022I think it just happens to be a holiday of some sort.Wasn't really thinking about it when I ordered it in the middle of the night, then I realized that oh yeah, people aren't working right now.
>>33849026Got jacked
>>33849022They don't where I live either, unless it's some Amazon express courier.
>>33849011Nice, remember to not use soap or it might destroy the plastic!
>>33849029Also, I'm pretty sure they're still delivering, the seller just hasn't delivered it yet, most like they're the ones taking the days off.
>>33849025Is that supposed to be worse or better than paying for a hooker
>>33849028Men who have gone that far into porn & masturbation addiction should be humanely euthanized.>>33849027It's a good start. Add in actual hobbies and staying healthy in terms of diet & exercise, and I'd consider them above most wagies.
>>33849036NtaOnahole when properly warmed and lubed feels like a real pussy, don't judge us
>>33849035I think it's better than paying for a hooker. Still wouldn't like it, though.
>>33849036>Men who have gone that far into porn & masturbation addiction should be humanely euthanized.Bro chill, the girls are living life with chad, they don't care that I'm tugging it at my own private domicile.
>>33849035Both gross, but the onahole is worse.>>33849037>feels like a real pussyKeep telling yourself that.
Is it a bad idea to walk up to women and ask for their number? Like in a bar or a club or something
>>33849036I think it’s an addiction that people can be rehabilitated from, but I get it. It’s a source of secondhand embarrassment for me as a man.
>>33849040There's a trad virgin girl somewhere waiting to meet you and this is what you're doing?
>>33849043Yes, give them your number instead .
>>33849025Imagine dating and falling in love with a woman who not only fucked a loser, but let him fuck her after knowing him for 20minutes
>>33849043You’d have better luck if you give them your number instead of asking for theirs.
>>33849025>fucked a silicone tubeA fleshlight?
>>33849045No there isn't, lmao.If there really was someone waiting for specifically me, then the onahole wouldn't matter, if it mattered, then they were never waiting for specifically me.Either way, I'm chill beeing myself.
>>33849042>Keep telling yourself thatWhen I had sex for the first time my reaction was *this feels exactly like my pocket pussy*
>>33849053Grim.
>>33849053>When I had sex for the first time my reaction was *this feels exactly like my pocket pussy*
>>33849053I wonder if there are any women who, when they had sex for the first time, thought the same thing, but about dildos.
>>33849046>>33849049I just realized people in my country only use phone numbers for emergencies or work related stuff these days. Do I just give my instagram or something?
>>33849055Nothing grim about it anon, turns out wetness, heat, grip, friction and all that jazz can be reproduced by silicon. Our dicks really can't tell the difference
Women, do you find this arousing?
>>33849042NtaYou're weird.
>>33849061What about the oxytocin released due to skin to skin contact? Does silicone also reproduce that?
I have a 2000 euro drawing tablet for my job and hobby.Somehow a small bug just crawled under the fucking glass and died there, between the lights, ruining the tablet. I cant remove the glass to get it out of there.
>>33849063No. I prefer skinnier guys, and the tattoo is not doing him any favors, either.
>>33849063>tattoosEw.Also need to see face. Body is too skinny, so needs a good face to balance it.
>>33849068>>33849071Lol
>>33849066Of course not, that's why cuddling feels better than sex but that wasn't really the question
>>33849068>skinnier guysNTA but you must be trolling, how is he not skinny?
>>33849067you probably could, if it's already broken, you might as well give it a try.
>>33849068>>33849071>not skinny enough>too skinny
>>33849076its not broken, it works perfectly fine, theres just a fucking bug in the middle of the screen now that I cant get rid off.I didnt even say it was broken, where'd you get that from?
>>33849059It very much does not feel the same.
>>33848702>just want to fuck the everloving shit out of one of you stupid worthless whores reading this0_0
>>33849078from the "ruining the tablet" I guess, I mean if it works, why is it ruined.
>>33849060Give your number. Sets you apart from the rest. Seems more serious and less "fuckboy" than getting some vanity social media contact
>>33849063The tattoo and angry toss of the jacket ruined it for me.
>>33849082theres a bug in the cneter of it, whenever Ill draw itll obstruct my view
>>33849002Then you deserve stinking sweating pigs
>>33849075Eh, I just personally like very skinny bodies that do not have a lot of muscle. I get that my standards in that regard may differ from those of most people.
>>33848910which girl?
>>33849089do u like long hair and pale skin?
>>33849087just move it to another part of the screen then. :^k
>>33849035Better but I wouldn't want to know
>>33848910which girl?you gotta be specific, anon.
It's weird that women exist that men only want sex despite sex feeling like a fleshlight and cuddling being much more pleasurable
>>33849091Yeah. Long hair is optional, but pale skin is a must.
>>33849096Insist *
>>33849090>>33849095fuck i double replied
>>33849042>owning a sex toy is worse than fucking hookerslol
>>33849085Thanks!
>>33849063Yes. Ideally a little more lean mass but he looks lean with a semi regular gym build
>>33849097If you don't mind me asking, what is your skin tone and body type?
>>33849089>>33849097That's nice, I'm a lanky pale nerd with long dark hair. Never getting a short haircut.
>>33849063no.
I really need a haircut
>>33849067how big is the bug?
my dating strategy isnt working anymore even though its my most successful one yetits over
>>33849067How'd a bug get in?
>>33849068>>33849071>>33849086So women don't really like tattoos huh
>>33849095I believe her name was Anonymous if I’m not mistaken
>>33849117Remember where we are
>>33849117You can assume at least 80% is male tradcucks replying when it comes to anything remotely involving tattoos.Especially if they weren't asked.
>>33849118He means me >\\\\\<
>>33849101Who do you so desperately want to think of you?
>>33849116i dont know
>>33849117Some do some don't
>>33849127dirty boi.
>>33849117I like skin. I like seeing the lines of musculature, tendon, vein, on a man. Tattoos muddy that.
>>33849121excuse me miss I don't like tattoos and I'm a male non-tradcuckI just think they're unslightly aesthetically
>>33849121I'll say they have to be good tattoos. If he has Marvel, Star Wars, video game tattoos, that's automatically Mega Cringe, and I'm disinterested. They have to be good. They have to be in a good place. The patchwork shit is always ugly, no matter who it's on. Super huge ones where he's just absolutely covered, I don't like. But a half sleeve or a full sleeve is fine, as long as they're tasteful.
>>33849089If the guy is underweight you'd change your opinion.
>>33847982FIf family counts, this morningIf it doesn't, then a month ago on a date.
Another day, another opportunity to hate women (you should take it).>>33848980Because I'm the best poster, objectively speaking.
>>33849125Huge if true
>>33849125Don't uwu us like that.
>>33849125i believe this>>33849126??
>>33849147I have no idea but it is a very funny thought
>>33849107I have light skin with an olive undertone. My body, especially my upper body, is pretty thin, with my chest being nearly entirely flat. I have been told more than once that I should not lose any weight, but I do wish to slim down a bit more, mostly because of my thighs....sorry, it took me quite a while to decide on how to describe my figure.
>>33849152You understood me right the first time, woman.
>>33849136I would not.
>>33848860Why, I can't be a lone goth girl in rome in 100ad.
>>33849155Your body, your goals. No matter what you look like men will come. Preferably be healthy though
>>33849155And your ass? Can it be properly worshipped and slapped?
>>33848775>notice me more when i go outside but respectfully onlyNo, I don't know how to do that.
>>33849155No worries anon. I appreciate thiccer thighs so I'm a bit saddened you feel that way about them though.
>>33849166Probably not if she wants to be super slim
>>33848932Women have periods.I just pass out for the day.
women put an insect in my drawing tablet because they hate to see me succeed
>>33849172Why did you reply...
>>33848970Why not just go for coffee, tea or food?
>>33849155You have the lower body and you have no upper body, you got a problem building...wait a minute. You have the upper body, and you have no legs, you got a problem building your legs. You have the upper...you have the lower body and you don't have the upper body, the upper body, it is easier to build. So if you have the lower body and you don't have the upper body, it is easier to build the upper body. You have the upper body and you don't have the legs, you got a problem building the lower body... No, you don't understand. You have the upper body, but you don't have the lower body, you got a problem building downstairs. You got the up- legs on the bottom, it is easier to build on the top, so you don't have much as a problem. Yeah
>>33849176Wrong. I put him there so you would always have a riveted observer as you create.
>>33849174A period just feel like stomach cramps when you have the shits at worst though, that squeezing of your guts. Same place too except depth because thevuterus is on top if the digestion be organs
>>33849176where are you even living to regularly encounter plague sorceresses
>>33849160People wouldn't think very highly of you for dating an adult with the body of a high school boy
>>33849025I want to date a guy that put his leg in a fake pussy. You have weak game.
>>33849174your obesity probably does not help
I am a hyper hater of women.
>>33849178I dunno actually, I guess just because I can
>>33849180
>>33849176I think it's an illusion by an enchantress to drive you mad. There is no insect.
>>33849189She's Latinx, past 23 obesity is a given
Do women who don't give a shit about room decoration exist? Let me know if you couldn't care less about what color the walls are painted or if there's little ornaments on shelves or if the furniture and the lampshades look pretty etc.
>>33849190I hate a woman hyper.
>>33849190Very Spopovich-esque posting persona you’ve got there anon
>>33849188No, you're just a weird degenerate.
Femanons, is it cringe when a man shows you his WW2 inspired Pop-Punk girl band universe and he acts super interested and starts rambling on and on about it and how it's going to be a video game first and then a web series?
Nobody has asked, what KIND of insect? This is very important and symbolic.
>>33849197I would much rather a man have no decoration or taste, because then I get free reign over how our home looks.
>>33849199Is that a writer?
>>33849203Quiet, John Redcorn
>>33849197As long as the walls aren't orange or brown or pre decorated I don't care. I couuuuuld decorate but realistically I don't like wasting money and I'm not crafty
>>33849209A very enthusiastic woman-hater from a Japanese cartoon for boys, actually
>>33849211>I don't like wasting money and I'm not craftyPretty much my mindset thanks for confirming you exist.
>>33849205We all know it's a massive cockroach.
Its very late, I should go to bed
>>33849212Wow, I bet he's one of the best characters in the show at the bare minimum.
>>33849203It's not cringe if he's actually going to make it. If it's all just talk it's cringe.
Women, would you be mad if we never get a dog?At least not an inside dog?
>>338492031. You are a colossal faggot2. There's nothing more NGMI than blabbling about what you are going to do, rather than actually doing it.
>>33849216You should.
>>33849218He’s a mind-controlled thrall of a little wizard guy who looks like a green nutsack. He beats the fuck out of Gohan’s girlfriend in a tournament and uses a magic vacuum to own some other people. True story
>>33849221No. I prefer rabbits, toads, or snakes. I'd be OK with a cat if you insisted.
>>33849225What if I keep waiting for a (You)?
>>33849174Do women have periods anymore? Aren't you all on the pill or something?
>>33849194LE INSECT IS LE LIE EPIC GAMER JOKE ECKSDEEE
Then it never comes.
>>33849221A remarkably well-trained outdoor dog, for purpose of guarding our family and property, that only barks at actual threats instead of brainlessly alerting to any thing moving nearby would be nice. But given that seems impossible, never getting a dog is more than fine.
>>33849233On the pill/shot/IUD or too fat for periods.
How do i get a gf without pets, especially not cats?
>>33849040Doesn't the left bending dick come from jerking it too hard? Lol imagine masturbating so much your dick is like chris chan's HAHAHAHAHA
>>33849165No worries, I am trying to achieve my goals by eating a healthy diet and exercising.>>33849166I suppose "slender" would be the most fitting description of it.>>33849171Well, there is no shortage of such women for you to pursue.>>33849187Luckily enough, I do not care. Besides, seeing how I can still fit into clothes meant for 13-year-olds, someone with a school boy body would be my match.
Sage wisdom
How do I get a gf who is a pet, especially one who is a cat?
>>33849223Don't call me a faggot, that hurt my feelings :(
>>33849235I always come, usually 3+ times a day.
>>33849245?Who cares.
Do you ever feel bad about knowing right from wrong? Like if you were more ignorant about the correct way to behave then you could do more selfish and immediately gratifying things without guilt or second thoughts? I'm jealous of guys that just fuck whoever they want and don't think about the consequences of their actions and lie and do whatever it takes to get their dick wet. I feel like a retard for caring about no sex before marriage and occasionally I hate myself for those convictions despite still keeping them.
>>33849221no, wouldn't be mad.
>>33849243Date your fellow brownoids
>>33849245Actually its usually caused by vigorous sex
>>33849253>>33849251
>>33849256What if I just dont like dogs?
>>33849263What are your reasons for not liking them? Do you still care for their well-being, and just not want one?
>>33849266Yes, I don't hate dogs theyre just very very needy and usually big but when theyre small theyre barely even dogs, they smell more and aren't effectively litter trained like other free roaming mammals. Its just a huuuuge responsibility. Like a permanent 5yo.
State gender and share the newest (as in, most recently released) album you’ve listened to.M
>>33849272Yeah I find dogs to be too much. Too much noise, smell, licking, running around, needing constant affection and maintenance. Cats are so much easier.
>>33849272That's fair. I think you'll find enough women will be ok with that take. We generally prefer cats anyways.
>>33849256I simply do not have the energy for them.
>>33849274MI think that might be Duran Duran's 2021 album Future Past, but I am not 100% sure if I listened something more recent completely. Especially excluding video game OSTs.
>>33849281>We generally prefer cats anyways.Nta Not the ones on my hinge or tinder. All dogs for some reason
>>33849274MCandy Racer (キャンディーレーサー; "Kyandīrēsā")
a HS ex reached out nearly a decade after. We chatted for a bit, which slowly turned into video calls during real nigger hours. Slightly flirty, but mostly we just reminisced about being kids, and other students.Suddenly she starts escalating, appearing on camera in little to no clothes, talking about meeting up and shit. Alarm bells start ringing in my head. Look up her profile, realize she's fucking engaged, and proceed to tell her to kick rocks the next time we talked. She fucked off. Queue one week later.>I don't like how our last convo went>>me neither>I'm not like your ex you know(also a cheating evil cunt btw, ruined my life)>>yes you are, please leave me alone>fine. You'll be alone forever, you know*blocks me*What was even the point? I haven't spoken to her in 10 God damn years.
>>33849282Unironically yes.>>33849280This. But I still prefer rabbits.>>33849281Should've prefaced I'm NTA, I am a foid and I haven't actually known too many MUH HECKIN PUPPERINO men
OK OK bedtime gn hf
>>33849280cats give you toxoplasmosis and are much filthier than dogs in general
>>33849294>are much filthier than dogs in generalI've never seen cats eating poop and rolling on mud.
Can you tell by smell if a man had sex?
>>33849300no they take a shit, walk across their shit encrusted sand pit, then le knead all over your bed and face
I like dogs more but the vet is so expensive now I'm considering never having another dog. I feel like it should be perfectly acceptable to just have a dog, feed it, walk it, etc and raise it normally and not be expected to dump 5,000 on hip surgery of cancer treatment or whatever. Fucking 500 just for an ear infection. Like it's a fucking dog, not a human being. It's just silly and it's not worth it.
>>33849302yes. Both genders smell like sex after sex, duh
>>33849294If you keep cats indoors, dogs are actually way more likely to give you various illnesses and parasites, including toxoplasma, given their propensity to eat shit, cadavers, and garbage, shit in the street, and step in it when on walks.Even in outdoor cat populations, toxoplasma is rare.
>>33849292Good night, I hate women.
>>33849304back in my day we used to shoot old yeller in the back of the head instead of prolonging their sufferring for 5 more years.
>>33849304Hi Hasan
>>33849306keeping any animal indoors only is cruel and inhumane. Bird and fish owners especially are degenerates.Have a kid like a normal person
>>33849308Id unironically prefer doing this and would do it if I wasn't afraid of animal abuse charges or something.
>>33849308Based
>>33849310Even fish owners? A lot of people who own aquariums are honestly more equipped to give pets decent lives than the average dog or cat owner. I don’t often meet people that impulsively buy fish but do see a lot of spontaneous cat or dog adoptions
>>33849310Keeping a domestic pet outside is cruel. I hope all your cats are eaten alive.
>>33849309Hi, I'm a champion of the left or something so one of you women should gargle my nuts for women's rights or whatever.
>>33847844Will girls ever pay for my date? I'm legitimately poor and I have had a few friends of mine who were girls and with whom i shared a few hobbies with. Are there specific types of girls who I should be dating? Is there any real way to know? Thank you!
>>33849317They will if you're hot enough.
My cats only go out while I’m home, and they’re always back in the house before I go to bed.I got them as kittens and didn’t let them out of my house until they were adults, but I did often leave windows and stuff open for them.
>>33849318Thank you! I think I'm fine, but are there any other conditions that are not related to SES that could preclude them from not paying for it
>>33849319I hope all your cats ate eaten alive.
>>33849314I live in a village and my animals free roam on my property. I've had plenty of cats eaten by jackals and run over by cars, it's their natural lifespan.I'd unironically rather have a cat live a full life for 3-5 years than being my slave for 15.>>33849313Go scuba diving or something. Fish and birds need hundreds of square miles of territory, it's just a fancy glass prison
>>33849322I don’t. That wouldn’t be very cool.
>>33849310I've trained my cats to walk leashed, as a responsible owner and neighbor. Only lazy niggers let their animals free roam.
If a cat gets eaten by eagles and owls they simply didn't beat survival of the fittest and while sad it's the natural order of things.
>>33849329Truth nuclear bomb. They aren’t human children.
>>33849328I'm a lay-z nigger, I guess.You still look like a fucking clown with your leashed cat, though
>>33849328Okay Hassan
Is Hasan the hottest dogfag? Who is the hottest male cat owner?
>>33849328This!
Not sure why I come here when none of the women are actually kind or interesting people.
>>33849332I’m lazy too. Mine don’t roam any further than my street, and I live in an area with low enough traffic to feel comfortable letting them out for a whole two hours in the evenings. Guess that makes me Hitler.
>>33849334Impossible not to hate women.
>>33849343generally mine are always outdoors when not sleeping or eating.I had a few cats ran over, but nothing you could do about that, really. As another anon said, if there wasn't a road nearby, there'd be an eagle clocking in regardless.
>>33849341I'm not sure why I come here when none of the women actually slut post and they're all fucking Dommy women LARPers.
>>33849322Don't wish harm on the cat for his owner's cruelty and negligence...
>>33849346Now that I honestly can’t abide by. I’d stop doing it after the second accident, for sure.
>>33849346>nothing you could do about thatI have a novel idea for you
>>33849285Do you live in some redneck shithole?>>33849331Yeah, they are much nicer to have.
>>33849350I'm content with them reaching adulthood and dying under my care, where they are always warm, free, fed, and surrounded with love.If not for me taking them in, they'd die sooner under much shittier circumstances.
>>33849347>they're all fucking Dommy women LARPersName three examples.
>>33849356I get it, but I’d still say you’re letting them spend too much time outside if you’ve lost *a few* cats to the street. I let mine out at a place where I’ve known for years that maybe five cars total are gonna pass by after 7pm.
>>33849347>Dommy women LARPers.The only women doing that are morbidly obese
>>33849353>just declaw the most successful predator on the planet and keep it in your shoebox apartment as your furbaby for 20 years until it does from six cancers xD'No.'
>>33849355>Do you live in some redneck shithole?Most of the United States is a redneck shithole
>>33849358they were all strays that came by themselves and I always let them out when they asked. None of the incidents happened due to negligence on my part or during absurd hours.Shit always happens on a random Tuesday during lunchtime.
>>33849363So "yes"?
>>33849360You think that you’d have to declaw your cat to keep them inside? That’s stupid. I let mine out nowadays but have kept an entirely indoor cat before. You just have to give them stuff to scratch and trim their nails.
>>33849367I’m not that guy. I just felt that was worth mentioning
>>33849368I just can't do that. It's weird and off putting to me. I never bought a pet either, all were strays or shelter animals.
Learning just how little tolerance women have for male insecurity is a constant reminder that I should not give even the slightest fuck about their insecurities at all. I'm pretty sure even the act of trying to assuage their insecurities is actually insulting to them.
>>33849366Well, alright. If they’re practically feral cats, then I understand it better.
>>33849371Yeah women are pretty awful, which is why I hate them.
>>33849371This is a personality flaw that transcends sex. Some people are just self-absorbed assholes. I don’t think you’d be wise to make this a battle of the sexes thing, if only because that’s going to naturally push you towards a woman that isn’t mean or vapid.
Everything is weird I have weird dreams about demons who want to kill me every night
>>33849376>This is a personality flaw that transcends sex. Some people are just self-absorbed assholes.Only the last part, I'd say.> if only because that’s going to naturally push you towards a woman that isn’t mean or vapidHonestly I'm just completely delusional and optimistic about finding a good woman and I'd rather be alone than with a woman with such traits. I'll be fine in that regard, maybe others won't.
>>33849380Wanna talk about it? I’ve had a lot of those before too.
>>33847399It gets worse lol, my baddie work colleague asked me this afternoon if I wanted to go on a date with her and I was like "I'll get back to you on that lol", she said "is that a yes or a no haha" and I was like "ahh I need to get back to work"Now I've started going mental again in general hearing voices and my supervisor asked me to take a smoke break and try to relax. I'm so cooked
>>33849384Last night it was a dream that I was in a house (which was very 70s mod style, mirrors on the wall, wood paneling, glass furniture, orange carpeting) and only I could see all the demons in each room and they would try to get me through me reflection or throw me off the terrace/balcony which was overlooking a cliffside
Top 5 reasons to like women:SexBoobsThighsAssCuddling
>>33849380I saw a dream where my horsegirl lost a race in the app and I had to put her down with a shotgun
>>33849398Unfortunately they really don't offer anything to like about them beyond this. They really are a colossal, universal disappointment.
women, is this true? Do you want men to just leave you alone forever?
>>33849393Sounds familiar. They want you to think they can control you and make you hurt yourself.They do that to me in some of my dreams too, usually while possessing normal people. Demons ain’t shit
given how common Chad harems are now, how many max. women do you think an average girl would be willing to share her man with?
>>33849405They only want non-Chad to leave them alone.
>>338494143 others
How are you not supposed to hate women?
Want to get fucked but I'm on my period.
>>33849398Counterpoint:>They see things from a perspective I will never have>They are my other biological half>Sex>Childrearing>Can be pretty good company sometimes
>>33849414I've seen a Chad make a similar vid to that one and he had 5 bitches get on their knees for him. Probably friends of the 1 or 2 girls he was actually fucking? But still quite embarrassing they would take part in that.
>>33849422>>They see things from a perspective I will never haveWhich is a shit one>>They are my other biological halfIrrevelant>>SexI already said that.>>ChildrearingRhey suck at even that.>>Can be pretty good company sometimesvery rarely*
>>33849414>>33849423it's like the highest thing a woman could ever desire is to be the number one whore in a sultan's harem. they literally have no meaning in their lives without men
>>33849423You can't hate women enough.
You only hate what you can't have.
>>33849434I guess women all secretly want to be fat and balding men then.
>>33849437Actually, they’re mad because they could never be Superman or Goku
>>33849434How am I supposed to not hate women when they hate 80% of men?
Moids have no moid friends and then wonder why they can't get a girlfriend, let alone foid friends
>>33849393I should say that it’s at least nice when the set design is cool during hell dreams. Classic spooky cliffside house
>>33849414I think a three-person relationship is the max, even for people who are open to that sort of thing. And it's not necessarily a fucking harem. A throuple can be about more than the guy fucking the women.
>>33849454>look at muh heckin gay tv show!!!!please develop a personality and get some hobbies
>>33849454Nice cope.
>>33849461>attacking the reaction image rather than the message
Imagine hating the vast majority of the other gender to such a degree that you'd rather share the same individual with multiple others or simply not procreate and this is EVERY FUCKING WOMAN that's ever lived. How are you supposed to NOT abbhor those things?
>>33848964It is becoming more common in media these days, very different from when Michelle Pfeiffer slinked into latex.Anyways, >>>/s/latex has been going for years now.
>>33849438Clark is my bf and Lois is a loser cunt
>>33849454I've asked three girls for a second date after sex and everyone said no, women don't want to date
>>33849464Your choice of reaction image says loads about you as a person
Image an entire group being so insufferable that you have to put them on a leash just so they don't ruin society.
>>33849454I’m under no delusions of friendhaver status. I have one old friend who I play games online with every now and then; that’s it. I have no coworkers or any third places (that I care to visit, at least) to meet women at.My only group of female friends in public school pretty much evaporated over a fight between one of them violating bro code and dating me.I haven’t kept in touch with any of my exes, which I’m sure doesn’t say great things about me, but I don’t imagine that’s a dealbreaker for most women.I mostly just text my old friend occasionally and keep up with my immediate family. Several of us live in the same town, so we hang out every now and then. Thanks for reading my blog.
>>33849478Oh wait, you don't have to because that's reality and we just let the leash loose. Women would rather society collapse than not date Chad only.
>>33849477Sounds like you got filtered. HotD has some good and bad episodes. The best and worst episodes were written by the same woman. But also I save reaction images to shows I don't even watch if they're meta, and it's a fact that having a larger social circle of male and female friends increases the amount of dateable women you can meet.
>>33849423>But still quite embarrassing they would take part in that.as opposed to what? Let an average guy touch them? Have you seen what an average man looks like? Why not just date a really attractive guy that will care and provide for you along with multiple other women?Be honest, if (You) were a woman, would you want to date (You)?Yeah, didn't think so.
>>33849485>Be honest, if (You) were a woman, would you want to date (You)?No, because if I were a woman I'd be no better than an animal.
>>33849478and yet you desire them, so losers lose I guess.>>33849482implying you wouldn't want to date Stacy?
>>33849484Even GoT is utter slop, normaltrash
>>33849492>still can't articulate why
>>33849485Based, men bringing their unwashed butts and poverty wages and ask where their bangmaid is like we don't have other things we want to do with our lives
>>33849491>nd yet you desire themThat I can't help, though I wish I could.>>33849491>implying you wouldn't want to date StacyNot necessarily. I'd be okay with an average girl that I think is cute, that would like me and would like to serve as my wife, which I don't believe is shallow.
>>33849493and I have absolutely no need to. If you don't get it, you never will, nobody can teach or reason you out of normalfaggotdom
>>33849499>if I keep using 4chan buzzwords I win the argumentNigger you probably weren't even on this website in 2006
>>33849473lol I didn’t expect this but I get it
>>33849497the "average" girl in question
Women, could you date a grown man who builds plastic toy robots for fun?
>>33849501>4chan buzzwordsa word i just made up?>I win the argumentthere is no argument, you must be a chimpbrained retard if you can't have a single conversation without being concerned solely with who is "winning" and "losing". By the content of your first post, that 100% is the case.
>>33849386I will give you the same advice I give everyone else on this board. Act like the person you want to be.Who cares if you hear voices and feel like you're going mental. Listen to the voices, feel the feels, then ignore all that noise and do what's right. That's the way I see someone with your issues surviving, learn how to play your internal meta-game better. If that makes sense to you.
>>33849341Where else would you go? What else would you do?
>>33849506Are you really doing this troll when foids don't even consider men below 6ft as humans? Go outside and see the couples. Chances are the guy is some jacked tall guy and the bitch is some chubby skinnyfat 4-5/10. You have to be mentally retarded to still deny hypergamy in 2025.
>>33849508Normalfag is a pretty old term. Before that you were using /v/isms like x-slop>pushes the goalposts with every post>still hasn't stated an opinion about whether or not having friends makes you more dateableBased off your posts, you think Gurm is a cynic and an edgelord, and were horribly filtered by D&D writing their OC into the show. I doubt you have the attention span to read the books, let alone my posts, hence why you attacked my image rather than my post. The only one exposing themself as a retard is you.
>>33849274M. Do people still listen to albums? Do those things even exist anymore?
>>33849518NTA butthis is where I'd bring up that my 5'7" friend just got engaged, then you say "oh how convenient that you know a bunch of short people with gfs whenever I say this" and/or "Yeah but she doesn't really love him and is just settling" and other mental gymnastics about how it doesn't count when men under 6' have gfs, fiances, or wives.
>>33849503I wish he was real so bad
>>33849523I still do! My post there is a pretty solid album released this month.I still listen to full albums and spend inordinate amounts of time making genre playlists, too. I’ve ideas guyed about buying a sampler or CDJ setup before. I’ve got the insufferable bedroom music guy thing down pat
>>33849434That only applies sometimes. Like it's why I hate tittymonsters.
You think I wanted to hate women? No, they made me hate them.
>>33849530I still haven’t read any DC comics aside from Frank Miller’s Dark Knight books and The Killing Joke. I wrote a couple of Superman books down and another one with art by Alex Ross whose name escapes me
>>33849536No you made yourself hate them
Wait, it's all me?
>>33849536What would your supervillain name be if you became one?
>>33849537>another one with art by Alex Ross whose name escapes meProbably kingdom come Obvs answer is allstar superman but it's so self contained and silver age that idk about recommending itI like the warworld arc for the fanservice obviously but if you'd ask for a recommendation I'd say Tomasi superman or the current world's finest if you'd like some batman in there too without batwank
>>33849547Yeah, Kingdom Come was it. And Allstar Superman was on my list as well. I’ll take those other recs too, thanks!I really haven’t read many superhero comics in general. I’ve read stuff like V for Vendetta, Watchmen, Maus, Persepolis and Chris Ware and Craig Thompson’s books, and I’ve read a lot of shonen manga, but that’s it pretty muchI’ve read a lot of webcomics too, while I’m just oversharing crap about myself
>>33849538Oh yeah my bad for noticing bad behaviour and having a negative opinion of it.>>33849545WomanHater.
>>33849536https://vocaroo.com/1kFBfHb4cY3O
Women, Do you have any those "I'm an earth angel empath mainlining infallible truth from the divine feminine" type acquaintances? And how do you deal with them, is it truly just a matter of grayrockmaxxing harder or are there other time efficient social stratagems that most men are just too dull to perceive?Pls no "you should just appreciate their divine gifts" type bait I've already anticipated it and it shan't lure me
>>33849563Woman-Hater? A hateful woman? So you're a woman now?
GenderDo you pay for apple/youtube music/spotify or do you pirate music?
>>33849563I’m gonna hook you up with a way cooler nickname: your name is Gynocide, and you have like a sort of pro wrestling and heavy metal thing going on. You’re welcome
>>33849578MI look up the music I want to listen to on YouTube and clickI have uBlock installed so I don't get any ads
>>33849576>Women,>Do you have any those "I'm an earth angel empath mainlining infallible truth from the divine feminine" type acquaintances?I don't think so?>And how do you deal with them, is it truly just a matter of grayrockmaxxing harder or are there other time efficient social stratagems that most men are just too dull to perceive?I don't have acquaintances that are like that, I got ghosted meh. >Pls no "you should just appreciate their divine gifts" typThey're just ironically/unironically coping
>>33849579I'll be his plucky sidekick Hybristo
>>33849484HotD went downhill but Aegon, Second of His Name, the Magnanimous, the Dragoncock, is pure kino
>>33849578MI’ve got hundreds of gigs of pirated music, but I also pay for Apple Music because it’s very convenient. I appreciate being able to use it on my PC and game consoles as well. It’s probably a better product in my eyes than any of their actual hardware or software outside of maybe GarageBand
Have you ever thought about the things you don’t think about?
>>33849592Only when I notice invisible, intangible and nonexistent things. I.e., during bouts of psychosis
>>33849583What are they coping for and why do they hate themselves and why are they obsessed with hating themselves before anyone else can but then transforming the insecurity into aggressive narcissism? What is the emotional end goal? I can simulate the mindset but I don't ever get a clear payoff from it. It's like men who choose to get suicidal over sports they aren't even playing or betting on, but internal.
Thinking about not pirating things to impress women rather than because I actually care about the ethics of piracy (I don't) but I don't want to be perceived as cheap when I can afford these things.
>>33849592Sure, like the Roman Empire
>>33849590Imagine HotD without the pedo subplot, poorly expressed Japanese schizo rants about politics and philosophy, and cringe. Basically I'm saying imagine if HotD weren't an anime and someone just made an animated zombie apocalypse about people with particular sets of skills in a military vehicle during a zombie apocalypse but most of them were hot Japanese women in skimpy outfits
>>33849598That’s a little pretentious of you my liege
>>33849579>cideI'm not the killer type.
>>33849564It's both what they have and haven't done to me.
>>33848728Dangerously based
Seeking annoying woman
>>33849179i don't drink coffee or tea either lmao.
women would you get the ick if a male got breast cancer?
>>33848775>>33848780Did you get harassed?
Seeking freedom from women.
>>33849634Yeah, an average man said she was pretty which ruined her day.
Seeking death so I can lie down for good
Bear seek seek lest
It kinda turns me on knowing how many feminist women have massive misogyny humilation kinks.
>>33848642Possession (1981)I haven't actually seen it because it's not a relationship movie, it's supposedly a supernatural psychological horror, and I don't want to ruin the clip with spooky context. You know, like, if Signs had some amazing relationship breakdown and acting work I wouldn't be able to tell because it's just a movie about aliens who respond to getting wet by dying trying to invade a planet made of 70% water and getting locked inside people's kitchen pantries. I can't take any other part of the movie seriously with that context.
State gender: What percentage of /atoga/ do you think is underage b&?
>>33849631No, I'd make sure he got treatments and to see if his doctors wouldn't have to cut off his areolas out
Women, have you ever sat on the wash machine?
well what the fuck am i supposed to do with all this esoteric knowledge??
>>33849636Why do they hate average men?
>>33849659The dryer, yeh. I've posted ITT while doing it.
Need stinky weeb femanon.
>>33849662I elected to write a self-indulgent science fantasy novel, personally. Make some art of some kind
>>33848775so what, you want me to acknowledge traits i like and, what, continue on with conversation if you're receptive or move on with my day otherwise?women, i st mf g...
>>33849670what's it about?
>>33849665JH moment
>>33849673Goblins n sheeit
>>33849663It's in their genes for them to flock to a small group of men they deem as the top.
>>33849656do women care if men have nipples or not?
>>33849677oh shit why is Matt Dinnniman on atoga?
>>33849670it's not quite like that. it's more like learning unspeakable knowledge. alan moore would be proud, though
>>33849681Idk? As long as the guy feels comfortable with himself
What would you think if a third chamber of the Congress of the United States of America was created, and called "Women's Rights Council", which would have exactly 1200 members, all of which are elected at once for a term of 4 years in general and direct elections using proportional representation, only women can be elected and only women can vote in those elections?
>>33849683Idk who that is and will look him up before I hit Post…Oh lol I see, I haven’t read any of those.My premise is similarly dystopian but sufficiently different, I hope.
>>33849665Does it make your booty jiggle?
>>33849665That's pretty hot.
>>33849686>alan moore would be proud, thoughVery high praise, thanks!The unspeakable can be communicated without speaking imo
>Mom puts bleach in the toilet>I pee in it>We all dieuh oh
>>33849689Dungeon Crawler Carl is a parody of D&D and vidya akin to Hitchhikers Guide and DiscworldYou're probably fine unless you were making something heavily satirical
I bought a big tub of lipton Lemon Iced Tea Mix and I've just been mixing it and putting it in a jug in my fridge.Tastes good.Beetus life.
>>33849639Please get help
>>33849688the problem with american is too MUCH democracy, not too little. either abolish the 17th amendment or restrict voting to land owners; ideally both. states need to be designed adversarily, not cooperatively, which is the fundamental difference between a democracy and a republic.
>>33849688That sounds incredibly hot.
>>33849695How tall are you and how old are you and how much do you weigh
>>33849694It’s played just a little straighter with great inspiration taken from Book of the New Sun, Vampire Hunter D, Neuromancer and I’m gonna stop namedropping better books than my own because it’s making me feel like a douche
Women how do you feel about being called shawty? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUfBC5zwO4k
>>33849700Hmm? I'm fat and old.
>>33849692rofl i was talking about myself wrt my shizotypy, but it does apply to you as well.i don't mean unspeakable as in can't be spoken, i mean should not be spoken. it is near guaranteed society-ending information, and not the pretty kind where we rebuild and try again but this time more thoughtfully, but a miserable end to a miserable species which i refuse to be responsible for
>>33848451Crazy, but she reminds me of somebody.She also looks kind of similar to her.She's incredibly pretty.
>>33849485Based. The Chads with harems are the future.
>>33849701Don't feel bad, we all stand on the shoulders of giantsI want to write my own story but I don't even know what it's comparable to. I know there's inspirations from lotr/asoiaf/dune but it doesn't really feel like any of them.
How to i cure my jerking off addiction?
>>33849718Hating women is a solution
>>33849420Just have him wear a condom.
>>33849719But i like women :\
>>33849721But women fellate men
>>33849485>Be honest, if (You) were a woman, would you want to date (You)?I would actually. It just sounds like you hate yourself and don't stay fit.
>>33849722Based
>>33849722>women fellate mengod i hope thats true
>>33849698>direct elections of senatorsIt should've never been even allowed>restrict voting to land ownersFor what purpose
Better question is if foids would date the male version of themselves? Since they always want someone better than them
Better question is if women really fellate men?
>>33849704Fuck off prick, I'm not in the mood to tolerate your vileness today.
>>33849696It's modern psychiatry and its global consequences I want to escape from
>>33849733My crush is basically the moid version of me
>>33849738I hate women too.
>>33849733https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjG-XT_4GgQ
I SAID I WANNA SEX 1981 ISABELLE ADJANNI
Better question is why do women pee themselves so easily but get mad if you act turned on about it?
I've had sex, but a true solipsist understands everything is a figment of his own mind.I am above God.
>>33849745Why are you so horrible? I'm dead serious, why do you feel the need to go online and be mean to people? This doesn't even feel like a joke anymore, I'm just trying to shitpost and have fun here and then there are people who are just evil
It remains unbounced
>>33849647Nice
>>33849754Blasphemy is for chuds
>>33849754You are not above me.
>>33849732i told you, adversarial design. states, by themselves, are rogue. each point of non-adversarial contact is manipulation that specifically the state can execute that constituents can't defend about. propoganda doesn't work as well when you're having contentious interests, for instance; but convince people that you'll uniquely fix their problems, and it allows a state to strategically grow. direct election of senators put individual states in direct adversarial conflict with the feds, which helped maintain homeostasis, which should be THE sole goal of any state.
>>33849757NTAWhat were you going to shitpost about?
>have sex>"No I won't go on a second date with you"Why does this keep happening
>>33849757The people who are evil are the ones responsible for 2 billion dead human embryos, not the ones hurting your sacred feelings, narcissist
>>33849759you need to bounce it regularly or risk losing its spring
>>33849772They got what they wanted, I guess
>>33849757>I'm just trying to shitpost and have fun here and then there are people who are just evilThis but with women. They are objectively evil. I hate them so much.
>>33849774A man can only read a woman online asking to bounce on it and continue to bounce it himself for so long without losing his mind
>>33849774very true. um, a little help here?
>>33849781>>33849780Get a gay hooker.
Please come back
>>33849787YOU are a gay hooker
>>33849788Who?
>>33849757i hate humans generally but women do often embody the best aspects of humanity. rearing, artistry, gentleness, subtlety...when humans are at their best, it's usually when women step up to meaningfully contribute their part to society. when women do not do that, it shows (this is at least half the cause of modern cultural decay).
>>33849757Hate is a strong word but I am wary of women, who are more dangerous than being locked in a cage with a hungry bear
>>33849791the fat and balding guy
>>33849789Only of you pay me enough.>>33849788ABSOLUTE bangerhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aeeJhEpeUfc
>>33849795Extremely bald if true
>>33849788this is honestly getting pathetic at this point bro just move tf on lmao
>>33849798Baled
Thanks for proving my point evil moids
>>33849781sorry anon, but i cant help you. please stay strong and hold out for a man who deserves and cherishes your pelvis bruising thwacks
>>33849803
>>33849805sigh, thanks anyway...
>>33849690Duh.
>>33849799Who are you fag
>>33849792>women do often embody the best aspects of humanity. rearing, artistry, gentleness, subtletyObjectively incorrect.
>>33849808Holy shit, I love the Truman show.
Holy shit, I hate women.
>>33849775Where are the women that want boyfriends and not meaningless sex
>>33849688That sounds hilariously useless
>>33849809no problem! you seem sweet and i might hate women, but even im not heartless enough to subject you to a loveless pitybounce
>>33849815You are evil
god i love women
>>33849675Go suck a fart.
>>33849822kys fakecel
>>33849757desu a foid was rude to me for no reason today so i hate women
>>33849819One of them is either dodging the fuck out of me here rn or I'm being a psycho (the latter is true either way)
>>33849824Women are evil for being hypergamous cunts. You, however, are commiting calumny.
>>33849825To be honest, what few frames I saw of her, the little Downie is probably correct in his assessment.
>>33849827wtf is a fakecel? incel is already figurative, nobodys incapable of having sex. its like "unc". most "incels" have had sex
>>33849832Your are eviler
>>33849812i am anonymous, pleased to meet you. please stop coming to atoga for the sole purpose of whining.
>>33849840Take knife eat it
>>33849839Wrong.
Women: why nobody wont me
>>33849531>and spend inordinate amounts of time making genre playlists, tooThat's completely different.
>>33849841trust me bro, i am not missing the point.
>>33849848Hope it digs out your soul
>>33849842
>>33849695>Beetus life.Exactly. That shit is more sugar than tea.
>>33849849so hostile! wonder why the hens aren't returning to the hen house?
>>33849854I’m a girl loser
>>33849695sugar does not cause diabetes
>>33849810mmm booty jiggle...
>>33849858>Dietary factors such as sugar-sweetened drinks are associated with an increased risk.[65][66][67
>>33849856A girl loser??
>>33849856let me rephrase then:wonder why the cocks aren't lining up for the lazy river?
>>33849864damn you really got me bro
>>33849865A girl loser!!
>>33849865By loser she means that she isn't part of Chad's harem.
>>33849869Sounds interesting
>>33849870I mean, we all know that's the pretext so it's basically pointless to mention it at this point.
>>33849856Onions un perdedorI'm a loser girlie, so why don't you kill me?
>>33849864increased risk almost exactly means that it is not a proximate cause. suicide is associated with gun ownership, but merely owning a gun doesn't make you prone to suicide. if you're gonna try to act informed, look less retarded
>>33849869How do you lose an entire girl, is she that small
>>33849875Lol, the filter got you.
>>33849879Girls are very easy to lose if you don't say the right thing at the right time.
>>33849864>"associated with increased risk">talking about a disease where glucose metabolism is damagedwoah... really?People are incapable of understanding studies and cite them only in the hopes you'll shut up.
Need to find a woman like the one married to the guy who made Stardew Valley
>>33849722I thought you were trying to convince us to hate women, not love them more...
>>33849880This is always happen when I try to cheer up a femanon, I just get filtered out... but I will never give up!
>>33849885What about her do you want to find in your future wife?
>>33849883This is why men should keep their mouths shut more, you don't have a single good thought going on upstairs. Just...evil.
>>33849893Supported the guy for years while he worked on a passion project. Don’t think I’ve ever met a woman that had that much faith in me before, although I realize I’m not exactly blameless for that
>>33849821Why?
>>33849894I don't think shutting up would help at all with girl acquisition and retention.
>>33849788Who can it be now?
>>33849894Says a hole as if she wouldn't gladly ruin a man's life with a lie just for fun.
non-evil womeni was forced to interact with a woman today against my will but it was surprisingly painless, almost pleasanti made sure to interrogate her to try and uncover her plan but she refused to reveal anythingshe wants to meet me tomorrow downtown, any advice?
>>33849894notice how many of women's memes are just "no u" like this?how does the sex that babbles endlessly about literally nothing get it in their heads that men talk too much? lmfao
I fucking hate women.
>>33849578Metrolist
Guys, you cum on a girl and she decide to finger herself with your cum, against you will. Do you beat her up?
>>33849915Do you want to get beaten up?
>>33849915I walk away because she's really basic and not as kinky as she thinks she is
>>33849915None of the qualifying details you mentioned are relevant, but yes.
Women won’t reply to this post
Have the day off.Already worked out and cleaned now Im bored and want to get druk.Need suggestions of what to do to keep me busy abything not destructive
>>33849915>cum onWhy would I do some beta shit like that even in a fantasy?Cum goes INSIDE.
>>33849915if i cum outside that means i don't want my cum in there, moron
>>33849901You're actually right, moids should expose their evilness so women can avoid them.
He is right.
>>33849925Exactly. No false advertisement here.
>>33849925You already avoid the vast majority of men regardless of what they do and the ones you don't you wouldn't avoid regardless of what they do either.
That happened weeks ago but I tried the pomegranate cake some anon posted here. It's pretty good, thanks for the suggestion man
>>33849932Noted, I will keep on avoiding all moids then
>>33849941The irony of you replying only to the evil ones here is funny.
>>33849941>I will keep on avoiding all moids thenNo, you won't. Women can't keep their word.>>33849945I am not evil.
>>33849945You are all evil>>33849948You too
>>33849941You can't avoid me forever. I'll keep you alive when I eat you.
>>33849951>You are all evilThat was not the point.
Hate em or hate em women have no redeeming qualities that are not related to them being eye candy.
>>33849920Learn how to manage peripheral electronics with an arduino, lots of fun
Fags gonna fag huh
>>33849951Should've just dated a fat and balding guy.
>>33849955this is the difficult to accept truth
>>33849962You are all evil, if I'm gonna date one of you he should at least be handsome (and preferably mute)
>>33849965Fat and balding guys getting discriminated again. rip.
>>33849960I didnt understand much of that
>>33849965Moid hands.
You can't not hate women.
>>33849965Mute and balding (will never be fat).
>>33849920Wash your clothes, steam themTake a nice shower
Good night, atoga. I despise women.
Women, have you ever posted a bikini selfie online?
>>33849973Just finished both of those.Temptation to begin cracking cold ones rising
>>33849981I hope your dreams are filled with them.
>>33849984That's... not really an own as much as you think it is.
>>33849984you just doomed a bunch of innocent imaginary women to dream abuse.
>>33849989sounds like everyones happy
>>33849984So you're pretty much admitting women are only good for sexual purposes then? Good. Nice chat.
Anons how do you stop being mean? It feels like all my interactions suck balls.
Why women gotta sell out their sisters like that? Why they be snitches?
>>33849996female prisons are full of non-stop snitching on one another 24/7, lmao
>Go on bumble>Search for women>Swipe for days>Nothing>Search for everybody>Suddently a bunch of match with a bunch of girls I liked before>Every single time!Why the fuck do bumble only show me to women, if they think I’m bisexual?
>>33849994Treat others the way you want to be treated
>>33849983Write in a notebook/journal why you drinkWatch movies, videos, listen to musicPlay card games
>>33849996>Gertrud makes a snippy comment about how much ankle your dress shows off>have her drownedpretty based ngl
>>33849993Nta but could also imply dreams are only good for that
>>33850001this advice never works and the interaction always ends up going south. I can't internalize this.
>>33850001This. In my experience, most people will actually be nice to you if you're nice to them. I do realize that me being a girl might have something to do with it though.
>>33849997condemning ihatewomen to spend a year in a womens prison
>>33850004>Write in a notebook/journal whyDear journal, feels good man, and also if I don't I get panic attacks and feeling of impending doom.Wonder if any new vidya came out lately. Might help
Moral question. State gender. Do you think the government should budge in or some kind of law should be instilled when it comes to pet ownership and child bearing? People say there are tons of unfit , neglectful, or shitty pet owners and parents. However, getting the government involved could be a slippery slope. Do you think the government should stay the fuck out of that part of society or should there be limits/locks in place?
>>33850001Murder is illegal.
>>33849969Like using an arduino to get data off stuffI have a temp and moisture sensor for my plants that I poll for dataOr use it to control a device output like a stepper motor or LCDOnce you get into the hobby theres no end to the stuff you can do
>>33850007What? People ALWAYS take advantage of you?
>>33850017>>33850007Are you two ok? What's wrong >>33850010You had me until the last sentence, moid
>>33850012being the only guy in a women's prison sounds hot what if i got taken advantage of by the foid prisoners haha
>>33850028More likely to get raped by the male guards along with the women.
>>33850028If you want their fists up your ass, go ahead.
>>33850029cope>>33850031also cope
I believe in metaphysical solipsism.I believe I am God hallucinating reality.
>>33850026Anon, I am trying to acknowledge that a double standard does exist and you're just shitting all over it. :I
>>33850028Being raped by a woman doesn’t feel good if you have any form of self respect.
Is the final blackpill ero josei?
>>33850033Schizophrenia or delusional behavior
>>33850032>incel can't handle not being in control
>>33850036Final blackpill is how popular NTR is
>>33850036No, it's looking up the names and profiles of the women on your local Sex Offender registry map and wondering if there's worse out there who got off easy because they got tits and a vajagoogoo.
>>33850033Why are you trying to convince yourself of this so much? I mean we (you) aren't disagreeing with you.
>>33850044Because I must confirm it to be true at any cost.
>>33850042I remember listening to a podcast and they were talking about how some straight twinkish looking guys like to use the sex offender registry map as a dating app because the women are hot and are obviously open about liking younger looking men
>>33850039>incel lover (obsessed) seething i finally get some pussy
>>33850028>"why dont people take mens sexual abuse seriously?"
Is the majority of these threads legitimately incels ? I thought the men here leaned online addicted normies
>>33849960you have no idea how ready i am to do this. i've been doing software dev since i was a young kid and i'm nearly 30 now, i've never bothered to think about linking together electronics and now that i'm soon to live on my own, i come up with ideas all the got damb time, i've always wanted to make my own operating system and it'd be really fun to create an extremely personally closed-loop system, simply for the art of finely tuning everything together. i can visualize all the mechanisms and protocols, and it's beautiful
>>33850051But you won't.Who do you think runs prison communities?Dainty little princesses or butch fucks?Stop being so mentally ill and delusional.
>>33850054let's find outhttps://strawpoll.com/7MZ0kOrK4go
>>33850054there's more people here obsessed with incels than actual incels, who will bring up incels all thread and spend all their time "baiting" incels when theyre actually just providing them with space to rant about women, it's quite pitiful
>>33850015MIt's complicated. You're often doing more damage by taking the child away from its parents.>let's put an already traumatized child in a new environment with strangersIsn't a good idea, but if the parents are actually hurting the child and causing physical damage regularly, then sure. There isn't a clear solution, some people are just unlucky with their parents who are supposed to care and protect.
>>33850057the average basement dweller could easily knock out a butch dyke, are you serious?
>>33850054European normalfags are all out on Friday night and American normalfags are still at work, who do you think is posting now?
>>33850054I never became an incel (thank God) in spite of my bitterness about not having a lot of chances for sex, because incels were always too right wing and conspiracy theorist adjacent for my tastes. Also I stopped being a loner and a friendless loser after I moved from the country to the city and started living in a walkable neighborhood like you'd see in a '90s sitcom TV show.
I'm the shortest incel which paradoxically makes me the biggest incel
>>33850069I'm the fattest.So I win.
>>33850060I'm interested in the topic of incels and femcels from an anthropological and sociological standpoint. God knows I've read quite a lot of academic literature on the subject.
>>33850069that's funny because i'm the fattest chad there is which makes me the smallest incel. what a world, eh?
>>33850015MThe foster care system is a fucking nightmare and a lot of abuse exists within it, so I think it's better to avoid government intervention outside of the most extreme cases
Women, what privileges do you think you have? If any.Also, same question for men.
>>33850070Yeah but are you even Norwood 3? Your hairline betrays your inceldom.
>>33850071nta. i can give you a rough sketch of my intuition, if you'd like. it is very likely going to diverge from academia because anthropology/sociology are largely sham subjects, so you may enjoy the variety.
>>33850076Not in the front, but in the back, yeah.
>>33850068Fucking same. Incels tend to be too right wing for me. Sadly I haven’t found much genuine leftists who are still somewhat masculine. I guess liberals are the closest to me in personality but I’m even more left of them politics wise
>>33850064Already moving goalposts, I see.Gosh you are so uncreative and simplistic.
>>33850083you aren't even trying with this post
>>33850059>No, but I don't hate womenLazy copypaste...
State gender:Have you ever had sex in cosplay, or in a Halloween costume?
>>33850087Yeah, I fucked it up...
>>33850085For you, it never even began...
>>33850090F Yes
>>33850082more left than liberals? that's embarassing>captcha: R28GAY
>>33850091You will get punished with a big plap.
>>33850075MThe privilege to go down the street with all the homeless people without fear of anything worse than being called a rude name or a slurThe privilege to know that if I were in a physical altercation without weapons, I could overpower probably close to 90% of other humansThe privilege to being taken seriously as a leader and being able to assume a commanding role just by the sheer act of speaking up, without much pushbackThat's just off the top of my head. I'm sure there's others. There's definitely drawbacks to being a man, but I don't think I'd trade them out.
there's not a woman on /atoga/ with an ass fat enough for me
>>33850094What character?
>>33850104Skinny pale hands...
>>33850097nooo~ not that~ anything but a big plap!
>>33850090Are goth girl clothes considered a costume? I mean, if that's how you usually dress.
La-la-la-lavaCh-ch-ch-chicken
>>33850075i am tall and big; people move out of the way of me. when i dress nice and don't look like an unshaved schizoid, women will eye me (which IS a privilege; it is sad to me what women will never get to experience normal romantic female validation)
>>33850103Tfw I am the 10%
>>33850107that is me
>>33850105That wasn't part of the question. :)
Are you loco? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-sYWaOrLdI
>>33850095Not that much to be honest. Liberals want capitalism to stay and treat communism like a forbidden curse.I’d be cool if we naturally moved from capitalism to socialism, but I’m not as radical or “AMERICA IS RESPONSIBEL FOR EVEYTHING WRONG IN THE WORLD” like many radical leftists are
>>33850110Hmm, probably not.
>>33850075FAdvantage: people are much more sympathetic when I fuck up (I got a lot of support during a depressive episode yhat lasted a year)Disadvantage: my input not taken seriously at all, running into this with senior design against a very chudly engineer (even though my teammate will say the same thing a minuye later and be heard)
>>33850090MYes
>>33850090Everyday I cosplay a functional member of society, so, yes.
>>33850121Yeh, sorta figured.
>>33850117I might die from curiosity
>>33850090MI was a ninja
>>33850075I have the privilege of not even having the option to die for zog
>>33850090I was dressed as Osama bin Laden.
>>33850119God nu metal is so cringe
>>33850122>Disadvantage: my input not taken seriously at all, running into this with senior design against a very chudly engineer (even though my teammate will say the same thing a minuye later and be heard)Yeah, sure, you're totally not making it up
>>33850090MIve never gone to a dress up party or worn cosplay even though i have some cool couple ideas
>>33850137Before or after that dumbass got YEETed into the ocean?
>>33850129FIne... Penny from Inspector Gadget. That IS kinda fucked up, right? That's not just me? We did break up later for unrelated reasons.
>>33850119Wrong songhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yMmBOhM0y2g>>33850108Aiiight, spread your boypussy or whatever you got.
>>33850107how did you know btw
>>33850143I've been to a dress up gay sex party and got sodomized by three men in a row while wearing a partial unicorn costume with my ass and genitalia exposed.
>>33850120that is actually big points for what it's worth, the obsession with self-hatred and redemption (despite their blatant middle-fingering of christianity, which is beyond me) but if you think we need to move from capitalism to socialism, you're missing the forest for the trees in terms of what humanity's true problems are, i reckon. capitalism and socialism/communism fail along the same principle, that they create societies destructive to their constituents. humans are not designed to host these systems, and whatever systems humans come up with tend to trap them in that system, and i don't need to tell you that it's cruel to trap someone with something that will happily eat them. what good are our modern societies and institutions if they collapse in less than half a century from people refusing to breed?
>>33850142nta I've experienced something like that in my job. I work in construction. If I mess up I get shit on. If a guy messes up, it must be the machine.
>>33850144BECAUSE he got yeeted into the ocean.
>>33850142He does it over the dumbest shit too>me: your report sucks, microsoft word is terrible for this, use latex>him: well ive never heard of thatIts our grade and his pride is causing us to fuck up i hate mech e retards so much
>>33850145Kek, that is kinda fucked up. Too bad it wasn't G2.
>>33850152>construction.who the FUCK isn't getting shit on in the trades lmao?
>>33850122oh yeah, that's also a big one for sure as a guy, part of it is also that i'm really quiet in groups but people usually listen to me on principle because they assume the fact that i'm speaking about something means it is serious. that has served me really well in life geneally: he who speaks speaks words only, but he who conceives speech in silence speaks righteousness.
A murderous desire, for love..
>>33850090I fucked a princess peach
>>33850149Probably spying on you
>>33850163I'd fuck your peach.
>>33850149I got a third eye for stereotypes on 4chan.
>>33850152>woman>constructionHot
>>33850170Do me
>>33850170its a stereotype for skinny pale boys to like big butt women? based
>>33850166My ass is more like a kiwi
>>33850122>got a lot of support during a depressive episodeGlad that was the case for you, quite a few people cut me out or even treated me badly after they found out about my depression
>>33850174When I frequented goth nights this was the most common couples dynamic, you'd see Jack Skellington looking dudes going out with diabetic women who obviously liked to eat just a little too much.
>>33850172Lol. I've used a jackhammer too.
>>33850174NTAMI'm in the same category. Hopefully we're their type as well.
>>33850036foids like men like this?
>>33850155Why was it terrible? You just sound annoying>>33850159Foids grow up in safety bubbles and have a mental breakdown after their first criticism
>>33850176During my depressive episode I ended up walking through Iceland alone in the rain, contemplating walking into the Atlantic Ocean and never resurfacing from the undertow of the cold water. I decided better of it and instead just spent myself into a black hole on tourist trap shit.
>>33850176nta I unironically feel bad for guys with mental issues. They don't seem to have as much support as women or it's not as normalized or something.
>>33850180i wish you well in that regard homie
>>33850179That's practically dirty talk.
>>33850186Not a guy. Which is why I don't believe there are double standards, people treated me like worthless shit despite my magical femininity
>>33850186Is that why guys with mental issues end up going psycho and violent like The Joker and the dude from Falling Down?
>>33850187Likewise
Nah hol up im finna CRASHOUT
>>33850191now your posts are extra unbelievablethanks for clearing that up for us
Does anyone else know about this? Who else knows you're here?
>>33850191nta... are you a little overweight? Or... less than pretty?
Non college graduate anons above the age of 25. Are you ever considering going back to college annd are you satisfied with your life path?
New?
>>33850196Why would you say something so shitty to another person ? Tf is wrong with you
>>33850192Possibly! I mean, I have heard that occasionally happens with women also.
>>33850199I'm at a uni that allows you to study and work. It's hard but I'm gonna make it
>>33850198No, but why does it matter? You think it's ok to treat unattractive people like trash?
>>33850197My bf knows. I know, I know, I am "emotionally cheating" on him, right?
>>33850202drop the act, you don't get to hurl that shit at meits obvious what kind of person you are
>>33850183Word is terrible because it sucks at drawing up figures and aligning them and the templates aren't aligned to IEEE standard (or any standard really, the cover page options look like shit). Whereas with latex, I can attach any image and anchor it or scale it to the exact dimension I need and I know nothing will change it. Latex also has options to auto label and reference equations, meanwhile word is absolute ASS at any decently complex equation. Latex also has tikz for nice circuit diagrams. Last, if youre a lazy fuck you can just download the latex code for a report format you like/is to the standard asked of you and use that.Ofc tho he needs someone with a penis to explain this to him
I don't believe her either. Foids are a protected class.
two lovers intertwined pass me by
State gender. What is your ick? Icks are personal dealbreaker/red flags that are pretty random/irrational/odd/inconsequential . For example, someone’s ick could be guys who like bow ties when they wear suits. MaleMy ick is women with smelly farts.
>>33850208Oh, no, not at all. I'm just assuming that less attractive mentally ill women get treated worse based on how it goes with sane women.
>>33850219FVaping, smoking, excessive drinking, drug use, saying "bitch"
>>33850176that's too bad, really. my friends were supportive of me for a long time when i was going through things, they were beyond supportive, but it did reach a point where some of them were getting upset because they thought i was shirking them or being flaky (well i WAS being flaky but you know because i didn't feel good enough to be around people). i hope you've found a better support system, really
>>33850219MGirls who don't finish their plates, girls who swear, girls who feel the need to talk to fill the silence.
>>33850224>saying "bitch"Is the verb form also a problem?
>>33850224What about if someone says "bitch" in a clearly joking way?
>>33850218Yëähhttps://youtu.be/ICXI78MFfbs
>>33850224Only 1.5Not so bad.
WomenPicrelated is my new computer. I know it puts me at a significant disadvantage with the women when using it at university. Should I get a Macbook as a second machine to not stay single at uni?
>>33850199Well I'm getting a little long in the tooth to become some rich, lonely old homo guy's sugar baby and get paid to take it in the ass....
>>33850228>girls who swearWait, hold up. I could understand excessively but at all?
>>33850229Yes >>33850231It's not funny>>33850233Which ones
>>33850224*hits vape*Aint life a bitch
>>33850224To be fair, these aren’t irrational or random, drug usage is pretty big for relationship compatibility .>sayiinih bitch Yep that definitely an ick. Though I’m shocked a woman has that ick. Most of the people I know who use “bitch” are women
>>33850236Dude, this wasn't funny the first time you posted it.
>>33850219>State gender. What is your ick?M, owning and displaying a Labubu
>>33850228>Girls who don't finish their platesI think I do this because I wish I could eat more
>>33850219Women who insult incels or men and expect me to go “yea I agree fuck those guys”. I’m not an incel but you’re not gonna get me to join your stupid gender war
>>33850241Drinking and I think I've said bitch once or twice in the last year but it was only in reference to myself and only in the verb form so thats .5
>>33850247I'm like 100% sure that post is stealth advertising.
>>33850244>Though I’m shocked a woman has that ick? It's an offensive slur against females
The magic number is
>>33850241I guess I can't get mad at you too much. Cunt is the one that really bothers me.
>>33850219This guy gives me the ick >>33850252
>>33850259777. Angel numbers.
>>33850228That last one is all of them thoughbeit
>>33850219Many kind of top knot/bun like this
>>33850224Perfect 5/5
>>33850241Is "wench" an acceptable substitute?
>>33850258I sincerely think a guy can be a bitch as well. It's more about the act of bitching.
>>33850258I thought you meant in genuine conversation. If you mean as an insult yes I agree. I’ve seen women use “bitch” in replace of girl. Example>damnnnn bitch (girl), I didn’t know you had this much style!
>>33850219mthe concept of icks are retarded, a total social fad. i do not have any icks because i do not have the appetite to play the game
>>33850264Wrong, it’s 729, the second perfect square and cube
>>33850263Yes I agree fuck that guy
>>33850224>pretty random/irrational/odd/inconsequential .>Vaping, smoking, excessive drinking, drug use, saying "bitch"
What's your name?
>>33850219MStick and poke tattoos, or doodles. Reminds me a girl I used to work with
>>33850224so i suppose you wouldn't be amused by my research chemical self-medication?
>>33850219Mwomen calling other women "gurl" and "sis" and "ladies" makes my skin crawl
>>33850274They’re not a social fad. I can’t get hard for women with a country accent. She could be a perfect girl but the second I hear “yurrr darn toootin ain’t ya” my dick shrivels into my crotch.
>>33850270It's offensive to insult a guy by using Female as an insult
>>33850279Most women don't care about this stuff I've noticed >>33850268Congrats
>>33850282Sex Machine.
>>33850219F that one guy that calls all the women "girlie" bugs the shit out of me.
>>33850282You already know that
>>33850287taking icks seriously is the fad, not the icks themselves. it's literal animal (pejorative) behavior.
>>33850282Melissa but most people just call me Mel.
>>33850282"Good Boy"
>>33850292That's kind of grim, but you are entirely reasonable to hate those things.
>>33850294Glad it’s not just me, comes off as some old man rapist
Any lonely, single femanons in this thread right now?
>>33850294that's good, you're supposed to react that way. the point is to get the girlies riled up :P
God I wish I was rich so I could be lazy one day and just not do anything. Having to take care of kids and pets while dealing with bills is draining. Anyone here wants to be a sugardaddy?
>>33850301Why would you share your actual name on here?
>>33850313Not for you
You ever go to the movies by yourself?
I DON'T KNOW WHO I AM ANYMORE!I'M MAKING TOO MUCH MONEY!
>>33850316I've only ever gone to them by myself after the age of 16.
>>33850307I picture him as an overweight Victorian man dying of syphilis.
>>33850319A real lecherous type with low empathy, or maybe a sped, like those kids who’d get you in trouble and watch you walk away with a shit eating grin
>>33850314Who gives a shit to be honest? :/
>>33850316I do that often for animated stuff. I like those.
Male anons. You’re on your way to wealth. Here’s the deal: some important rich perosn is in the way. >scenario a: he wants you to have gay sex with him. Do that, you’ll be grunted on the path to millions. Sure. There’ll be rumors everywhere that you’re gay, but no guarantee anything will be confirmed. Don’t do it, you’re back to normalcy. >scenario b: the rich guy wants you to fuck his wife or widows while he watches. If you don’t, back to normalcy.
>>33850317WE SNIFFIN MONKEY
>>33850324i'd be friends with you irl if i could, from this post alone. bless you.
>>33850282David but most people call me Dave. Some call me Davey but I fucking hate that.
>>33850317Save it for worse times. Maybe invest it.
>>33850306I should get over it, because it cuts a lot of men out of my dating pool
foid who sniffs and licks my sweaty armpits
>>33850316No, I'd rather watch movies at home if I'm alone. I've been to concerts by myself though
>>33850329if i'm going to be having gay sex with a man, it's going to be because he's the only guy i've ever seen that's attractive enough for me to get him to try to fuck me. i do not chase gold.
>>33850329Forgot to ask. Would you do any of the scenarios?
>>33850324What color is your hair, Mel? I'm making a profile.
>>33850330GULPIN SEA MONKEYS BY THE GALLON, MY TUMMY FEEL CRAZY>>33850335Erm sorry, I'd rather just add to my funko pop collection. but I can always resell them so it's sort of like an investment!
>>33850329second one seems way easier
>>33850341>I've been to concerts by myself thoughM or F?
How viable is tinder and other dating apps for an autistic loner who thinks he’s good looking and interesting? I don’t have any good photos of me that aren’t selfies because if I go anywhere it’s alone and I’m too shy to ask strangers to take photos of me.
>>33850348F
>>33850344Lol. Black.
>>33850337Maybe the 'bitch' thing depending on the context but don't force yourself to date a smoker or a drinker if you don't like those things.
>>33850346You disgust me.
>>33850351Interesting.
>>33850282Ethan
>>33850341I feel like some movies are only good on the theater
>>33850282joão
>>33850360nta. Yeh, I think I know how you feel. I'll watch something at home and think "what shitty green screen, why didn't I notice this the first time?"
>>33850173Wouldn't you like for somebody to do you.>>33850174Yeah. You got it.
>>33850357oh that's natural! i was portraying a disgusting character in my post.
>>33850282Yuna.
>>33850282The Ting Tings.
>>33850358>Interesting Why? It was Miku Expo and Mahler's 5th btw.
>>33850368Like Final Fantasy X?
>>33850373Please stop talking.
>>33850301https://youtu.be/YJaAuJnPL8U
>>33850359ETHAN BRADBERRY?
>>33850368I like that name
>>33850368Man... I hope you're not white. :)
>>33850362One of 25 million Portuguese speaking males...>>33850374NTA but lmao
>>33850377Perhaps
The EOC update for RuneScape (2) in 2012 is widely considered to be one of the worst updates in gaming history. Alongside the implementation of MTX (Squeal of Fortune) in the same year. Meanwhile OSRS is on top. They had to go back in time to recover from that mistake.Lol, lmao even.
>>33850282Enzo
>>33850282Not going to do that, because I got other anons who know my name and it'd dox me to them that I post here.
>>33850383Osrs fucking sucks now because it caters to irontrannies exclusively
>>33850329I fuck HIS wife? Uh, yeah sure, wtf, he didn't even need to be rich but okay
>>33850379Thank you.>>33850380I'm not.
>>33850381that's good?
>>33850385Same but I did it anyway, don’t be a pussy
>>33850316f i did actually once, it was pretty fun. still it was a bit awkward though because it was a movie my russian teacher recommended seeing in the theaters (in class) because it was based on a good book or something, and i had to sit pretty close to him and his family in the movie theater lol.
Since you girls love incels so much:Who is the greatest incel of all time?Who is the most loved/most popular incel?Who is the most hated incel?Give your top 5 incels.
>>33850392I need some context here.
>>33850393The worst incel: all the incel-trannies, guys who fell victim to the incel to tranny pipeline. 99% of incels are like that lmao
>>33850384bad name
>>33850282Bryan.
>>33850282t.Kira
>>33850399nta I like it. Reminds me of Reboot. No one knows what I'm talking about.
>>33850282Harvey.
>>33850181Nope
>>33850403Hello bulbous
>>33850401How many DS9 jokes have you gotten? :)
>>33850391I chose to be safe than sorry, stalker-chan.
>>33850405:^o
>>33850401M or F?
>>33850396>be in class>topic is russian literature, some author i hadn't read>professor mentions that a movie based on this one book is currently in movie theaters>look it up, very interesting, go and see it>also as an experience bc i had never went alone>feels a bit awkward bc i meet the professor there with his family and he sees me there alone like a loserespecially because i had a mini crush on him lel.
>>33850408It’s okay I know your name anyway
>>33850390I was really just joking about how it's an epidemic in Portuguese speaking countries. lol
Women would you rather hold a soft dick for 10 minutes, or a hard dick for 5 minutes?
>>33850412what book is it
>>33850415I'll do both
>>33850407>>33850411its a death note joke you fucking retards
>>33850412>feels a bit awkward bc i meet the professor there with his family and he sees me there alone like a loser>especially because i had a mini crush on him lel.Lol. Does sound like something out of an anime. Did you like the movie?
>>33850419You are bad a jokes has anyone told you that?
I think the lowest common denominator with women is that they expect to be treated equally when it comes to expectations and responsibilities and expect special treatment when it comes to privileges. Be it spoken, or unspoken. Like having their cake and eating it too.Thoughts? Also what's the male equivalent of that?
Women, sometimes I want to see you as nothing more than holes because it makes my life so much easier but then I realise it's a lie and you're humans but that makes my life so much worse and I can't get out of this cycle what do?
>>33850415>5 minutesIs that how long they stay hard after being chopped off
>>33850426>>33850428crazy works
>>338503931. Charlie/penguinz02. Elliot Rodger3. Nikola Tesla4. Schopenhauer5. Gandhi
>>33850219I don't have true deal breakers over non-serious things because for the greatest woman ever, like 10/10 is basically everything, that would be dumb to leave her. For the most mid woman on the other hand, yes I'd probably not date them or be very very hesitant for the following non-serious, not usual reasons>picky eater, since I love food>pretty filthy, doesn't shower often enough>hair in ponytail in the vast vast majority of the time, or some other hairstyle that isn't my cup of tea>I dislike her smell/spray, maybe it's too strong for meIdk, I can't think of much else, but I'm sure there's others
Anons how do you escape loserdom? I feel like a loser because of the following reasons>24m >no friends>still a virgin>probably can't pull due to life circumstance>broke
>>33850425>be retarded>dont get joke>its everyone else's fault
>>33850419Well excuse me for thinking it came from a better piece of pop culture...
>>33850413Hot, dox me mommy.
>>33850430There is a cute girl who says that all the time sigh
>>33850434jokes are supposed to be funny
>>33850428>Chads: "Women are just holes bro, treat them like it and your quality of life will go up">Women: "We want to be treated like just holes and have no responsibilities other than our hobbies and sex">Some random anon: "b-but women are human too"lmao
How do I politely express my displeasure with the anon who vaguely threatened to dox me?
>>33850433Literally just stop caring about being a loser. You do you, on your own time. Just don't let life drag you to places you don't wanna be.
>>33850441I believe you've done it already.
>>33850420very much. it was also a romantic movie with a bittersweet ending with the two main characters not ending up together and going their separate ways in the end despite being in love. very good even if i usually hate romantic movies and prefer horror or scifi lol
Women, would you rather be raped and sexually assaulted by your bf all the time, or have a sub bf who is 50% of the time a starfish in bed?
>>33850444>two main characters not ending up together and going their separate ways in the end despite being in love.That is such a Russian thing. :)
>>33850393Jesus was incel. Foids would stone him to death
>>33850445the first one
>>33850443Yeah but I don’t think they got the memo.
>>33850445if I decide you're my bf you can't rape me so first option
I will read War and Peace a second time soon
>>33850450Well, there's not much you can do about that.People who aren't nice, won't care about playing nice.
>>33850441Who wanted to hurt you?
>>33850054I read this too fast and thought you said at first we were all addicted to lean, and I'm like, wtf, I'm not that cool
>>33850453I could fire back.
>>33850451>if I decide you're my bf you can't rape menta EXCUSE ME?
Women, if you were blondewould your life improve?
>>33850447yep I love movies like that even if I don't know that many which are like that. a short lived fantasy is shattered by reality, and afterwards life goes on.
>>33850454The flippity skip poopity kick scooper
State gender. Who have you been hurt by?
>>33850412>>33850444Why can't you mention the name FFS?!
>>33850462FMen
>>33850460That is one hell of an at they got going on.
>>33850458Legit I'm a natural blonde but I dye it brown. I think it works better with my skin tone.
>>33850462Mwomen
>>33850464it was only shown in a few specific countries and i like keeping anonymous here sorry lmao.
>>33850462Well the democrats did lock the country down so badly that the isolation drove me to depression and alcoholism so, them mostly
>>33850447I need this to happen to me
>>33850462Letting people hurt me would require giving them power over me, and I’m not a bitch.
>>33850457Yes?
>>33850462F My mother. No, seriously.
>>33850468
GenderWhich looks worse on a resumé? Being let go after the customary probation trial period, or a same length gap in the resumé?
WomenI love you
>>33850472Lol, an extrovert, huh?
>>33850007>I can't internalize this.You might need to go to a therapist then
>>33850479You could probably spin a gap more than a being let go, but I am a neet.
>>33850470It takes my everything to not shit on you right now.
>>33850316MBefore covid killed it, there was a movie theater that had $5 tickets for uni students 1 block away from my apartment. Its proximity and price made it extremely convenient for me to just walk over there on a random week night and watch a movie like one would lay down on the couch and turn on netflix. Most memorably I saw The Lighthouse there.
>>33850462M. The world, society, everything. I'm not built to handle this world.
>>33850462F Myself.
One of the biggest blackpills is the realization that women are just as flawed, irrational, shallow, retarded, cruel, evil, and whatever else, as men are. They're not special. Being with them won't improve your life by default. They don't know what they want either. They make stupid decisions. They lie. They do all the same bullshit men do but with estrogen flavor and for whatever reason there are an alarming number of men who fail to realize this and get into a cycle of perpetual disappointment from romanticizing women and then coming face to face with reality and getting frustrated.Women do it too to some extent, especially now, but for the most part they get disillusioned by men pretty early on in their lives.But men will cling on this idealized version of women in their heads that is impossible for women to live up to and robs them of any chance of something far more beautiful and real developing irl that would run laps around anything they could've possibly imagined in their head./vent
>>33850451T-this isn't true
I want to talk more with that woman I talked to in here yesterday
>>33850468me too. natural blonde as a kid, then it turned dirty blonde, but now I dye it brown, almost black. some people just do look better with the extra contrast.
Why do victim complexes cause rage in me? It’s so inoffensive but when I see something like >>33850488 I get genuinely angry.
>>33850490>One of the biggest blackpills is the realization that women are just as flawed, irrational, shallow, retarded, cruel, evil, and whatever else, as men are.F Why the fuck is this so traumatizing for you?
>>33850452Watch the kino movie too
>>33850483No, he is a severely mentally ill christcuck.
>>33850483I had considered myself an introvert but I at least like to see my friends once a week and to go to the gym and pick up heavy things then set them down most days.I think it was no gym that really got me
>>33850486wah wah wah
M and F,If your genitals could talk, what would it say?
>>33850468But blonde goes well with any white skin person
>>33850495you can't face the fact that you yourself have a victimhood complex so seeing it in others and getting mad about it is the next best thing.You're too much of a pussy to fix it within yourself, so you lash out at others that exhibit the same traits.
>>33850501Watch your slavic tongue, little girl.
>>33850485I already have a year long gap. I think I fucked up applying for a job that I think will kill my soul and I won't be able to keep the mask on. I'm wondering if I should throw the interview.
>>33850502Bro, I'm suffocating.
>>33850501Go to bed
>>33850483The word you were looking for was retarded
>>33850503Dark hair goes much, MUCH better though.
>>33850506idk man, you can only try, might as well roll the dice if it'll weight lighter on your soul, I doubt there's anything you can do on your endshit's fucked, innit.
>>33850503I kinda disagree with you. I'm already pale as fuck. Blonde made me look sickly.
>>33850496it's not anymore, but it was when I first realized it, because women tend to lavish in their "special" status more than they probably should. But ultimately men are to blame.
>>33850505>>33850508you can stop crying now guys, itll be ok
>>33850507get that nigga some oxygen then!
>>33850502F>A small dick, AGAIN??!?>why do you hate me so much?
>>33850517Nah, I'm straight choking that shit blue. DIE NIGGA DIE!
>>33850504Idk if that’s totally true, I don’t feel like I’m victimized by the world. I just get this image in my head of some narcissist loser who thinks he deserves everything without putting in work.
>>33850502FYou and I are going to be itchy and smell like shit forever
>>33850516At this point you're just asking to be punished.You truly are one of your people.
women what kind of role play would you like to try with a bf?
>>33850490Important and truthpilled.The issue is that every piece of media shoves this idealized version of women down young mens throats and it's doing a lot of damage
>>33850502Uh, if I were a girl it'd keep saying "Feed me, Seymour". As a guy, idk, maybe "Feed me to her!" or "pretty hole, pretty hole, lemme in!"He's kinda stupid, honestly
>>33850514>But ultimately men are to blame.This seems like still putting us on a pedestal. Stop doing that.
>>33850490FFinally, an intelligent moid ITT
>>33850502Mhehe I make you feel good. :)
>>33850514What leads to that is the other side, othering women. Default is always male, and if it's a woman instead, you're going to get both negative and positive reactions a lot more. Kind of like a safe non-political topic vs. a very dividing political topic.
>>33850528>This seems like still putting us on a pedestalhow?
>>33850497Which one? (there is only one right answer)
>>33850521Bro, narcissists fucking hate other narcissists. Normal people don't even give them that much thought.
>>33850532what are you talking about? Women aren't more or less polarizing than men are
>>33850535Hmm. That’s a fair assessment, but when I think of that image, I think of my sister lol. Maybe I just hate her.
>>33850533I mean, am I not allowed to have agency for my own fuck ups? I have to blame someone else because I'm too perfect or something?
>>33850490Rare quality post.Too bad it will get drowned out by all the shitposts.Anons have no right to complain about how bad the thread quality is when posts like this get regularly ignored.
>>33850415I'll hold his dick whenever.Anyone else's can get ripped off.
>>33850537Is she hot?
I don't want him to not want me anymore
>>33850543Whom
>>33850545Her boyfriend.
>>33850490Speak for yourself, when I've had girlfriends in the past it has been joyous
>>33849514Thanks dude I really really appreciate it <3I did try to act really normie this afternoon and didn't get fired yayI was gonna go straight home after work to play Crash 4 but my housemates were there and roped me in with ppl to another pub and now I'm drunkMan I wanna ask out my work crush like she asked me to, she's really hot but I'm just a loserI don't even have money to take her out lol (but she works more hours than me and would probably pay or at least split)Just dunno what to do man, I hate my life desu, idk what she sees in me
>>33850538Huh? Where did I say that? I'm saying men are to blame for the retarded cycle or romanticizing women they put themselves in. Just because some women leverage that against them doesn't absolve them of their own retardation. The men that is.
>>33850539>whoaaaa this thing that any normal person already knew is soooo revolutionary!You guys are hopeless
>>33850490MWhy is this a blackpill and not a whitepill? But also you should've learned this when you were 3 or 4. They wrote a famous book about it.
>>33850548were they perfect?
>>33850546I wish I was somebody’s boyfriend
>>33850546Not but somebody who used to love her.
>>33850552>that any normal person already knewimplying people here are normal?
>>33850555They were nice and I liked them
>>33850551Oh. I attached that statement to the post it was in rather than the original argument.
>>33850558No, implying you’re all lost causes if you think women being human is a blackpill
>>33850539As the other guy said, he's saying normal shit on an ask the opposite gender thread. It certainly isn't something I'd call a rare quality post. It's something basic every person learns at like 21 or below
Women i have a blowjob question. Which do you prefer? Sucking from the >side (tongue on side of shaft)>top (tongue on upper side of shaft)>bottom (tongue on under side of shaft)
>>33850536They have always been. Open up a history book for once instead getting all your opinions from brainrot social media.
>male anon: "Fuckkkk, I miss her so much, she was perfect, one in a million. Not other woman will ever compare">femanon: "What was she like?"Every time. Like clockwork
>>33850555NTANobody needs to be perfect.
>>33850534The one from 1966
>>33850568>noooo you can’t have conversationsHolocaust incels and speds
>>33850481*mwah*>>33850415and that thing's going to stay soft for 10 minutes?
need to grope a Flatty Patty's chippai...
>>33850565Moid adding a side question:Does the guy being cut/uncut change your preference?
>>33850564This. I learned women aren't shit when I got in a fight with a girl on the playground and I was gonna punch here but she guilted me out of it and then threw dirt at me and kicked me in the dick.
>>33850558Anybody who uses terms like "blackpill" as anything but a joke is fucking stupid.
>>33850490>Women do it too to some extent, especially now, but for the most part they get disillusioned by men pretty early on in their lives.Women never have these illusions about men. Women from the start have an ambivalence towards men, desire, but also fear/distrust of men. What is in men, "disillusionment" with women, is women finding unity in their arousal and desire with their fear/distrust in men as an "other". Hence - the romance novel trope you continue see all the time. A dangerous animal to be tamed, etc.
>>33850562>being human is a blackpillI mean, it would be if you've had a warped view of women before then. Which many anons seem to have, given what they post, assuming they're not baiting or anything.>>33850564> It's something basic every person learns at like 21 or belowThis thread is defined by the distinct lack of social skills and emotional intelligence. I wouldn't hold most anons here to the same standard of most well adjusted people.
>>33850568What the fuck is this post?
>>33850568Fuck she was perfect I'm gonna fucking cry
>>33850575Not with your sexy hands babe.
>>33850580women's response to usage of the term 'blackpill' is proof what it posits is real
I get why femcels hate men, if I had to walk on eggshells around some overgrown manchild who could kill me for no reason I’d hate them too
>>33850588That is not how reality works.
Why do I always need 100 tissues to wipe my nose after brushing my teeth? Is it normal to get a runny nose (very runny, like having a flu) afterwards?
>>33850584>>33850580Again I ask- How is realizing that you don't have to be perfect because your partner won't be perfect NOT a whitepill?
>>33850589nta see, I rarely actually encounter those kinds of guys irl. It's only online. Where those kinds of guys can shout into the void and pretend someone is listening to them.
is there anything worse than being mediterranean european?you're too white to be considered a person of colouryou're too dark to be considered whitepeople overseas usually just think you're mexican or latinoand you have shit rep as well. italy does a bit better but absolutely nobody thinks spain or greece or portugal are cool
Would you (women) date a man who is into wrestling, knowing that wrestling is an indisputably gay and homosexual sport?
>>33850568Guy, how is that even gendered? If they don't know the girl or your relationship, who the hell isn't going to ask that question? It's like the most expected conversation response. You're an idiot for thinking otherwise
>>33850571Correct answer
Due to some pretty ridiculous circumstances, my former friend's husband has started being very friendly to me (F btw), but I'd still rather keep my distance from both of them. Will he notice if I just stop talking to him? I still run into him on occasion but I don't really have to interact with him
>>33850591Maybe it's your toothpaste.
>>33850592>you don't have to be perfectI don't think that's true. Accepting mediocrity in yourself just because other people are mid is not a good thing. I think the blackpill is that people rarely ever want mediocrity despite their own shortcomings.
>>33850590>blackpill posits there is a subsection of the male population that women don't even view as human, and will ostracise and mock simply for existing>the female response to this suggestion is to dehumanise, mock, and ostracise the men who feel so lonely and rejected by society that they have concluded the above to be valid
women would you let your bf rub his cock on your plushies?
Women, how do you feel about Female Dating Strategies? Have they helped you in your dating life?
>>33850587aww thanks :)
>>33850596Meds aren't white. they're Moors, even Africans see them as a brother
>>33850603You are insane if you think I'm going to read all that nonsense.
>>33850596Uh, yeah? Try mixed anything.
>>33850598because men never ask a followup question, because they know when women say that they're likely just talking about Chad.There are a lot of Chad-widows in these threads.
>>33850606Where is the hate? Least you could do is scratch me with your nails or something, you know...
>>33850596>absolutely nobody thinks spain or greece or portugal are coolDisagree with Greece there.
>>33850600>Will he noticeProbably, yeah. Doesn't matter though. If you don't wanna hang out with someone, you don't have to.
>>33850610>There are a lot of Chad-widows in these threads.women, is this true?
>>33850608I rest my case
>>33850602Oh, I'm coming at this from a perfectionist mindset, not from some sort of "I don't have to fix myself because no girl is perfect" mindset
>>33850602How do you get mediocrity from not perfect?
>>33850596I think Spain and Greece are very cool. I want to visit both someday.
FI made myself tuna cakes today. Then I masturbated to memories of my ex.F btw, if that matters.
>>33850604YOU STAY AWAY FROM MR. SNUFFLES!
Ya hear they're making sex a misdemeanor? The more ya miss it, the meaner ya get!
Wish I could spend the weekend with the office lady.
>>33850596Being an Eastern Euro man is far worse wtf are you on about>your girls are all whores for guys in the west and literally any other nationality but yours>nobody dreams of an eastern euro guy because we're all poor so you can't asianmaxx even if they did want you
>>33850602most men would be completely fine with a girl at or a little below his "level"the problem is modern women absolutely refuse to settle for anyone who isn't well above their station. the archetypical trailer trash girl thinking she's too good for the trailer trash guy. epidemic levels of princess syndrome.
>>33850618>Oh, I'm coming at this from a perfectionist mindsetPlease don't take this the wrong way but people like you suck.
>>33850620because perfection isn't real, but the pursuit of it is.
>>33850622>tuna cakesthere is a joke in there somewhere about your ass, but im not smart enough to make it
>>33850622Why did you not post the tuna cakes?I hope you cleaned your hands properly before going down on yourself.
>>33850604no, that's unsanitary.>>33850611there you go, i just cut them!
>>33850596Their food is like the best in Europe. Incredible mix of european, african, and middle eastern (and india technically). >spain, greeceIncluding italy, these are like, where women want to hoe out at on girl euro trips. Wtf is this comment?
>>33850622If I was a woman I would not touch myself at all
>>33850618nta F Fix yourself, sure, if you can, but don't expect the other person to be perfect.
>>33850629I think being a perfectionist sucks so I'm inclined to agree with you, but maybe you can elaborate.
Did you know that if you're a moid of african, indian, or middle eastern descent, you can rape minors in Sweden without going to jail if you're quick enough. Bonus points if you're muslimWomen, thoughts?
>>33850633Damn you... >:(My skin WILL be scratched at some point!
>>33850622You know, if a man made this comment, it would've made sense, but why tf is tuna reminding you of a dude. Do semen taste like fish too?
>>33850639Can't blame him tbqh
>>33850639who do you think voted for that? nothing makes a woman hornier than the thought of a foreign barbarian raping her nearly to death. entire libraries could be filled with smut fiction written by women depicting that very scenario.
>33850639Fuck off, poltard
>>33850637Yeah, that's exactly what I think I should be doing
>>33850597Yeah, then I'd tease him for liking homosexuals' larps.
>>33850627So why the hell are all the east euro woman hot af but the dudes look like ogres? Are young east euro men absolute chads and it's just they age badly, or what?
>>33850639are women really ok with this?
>>33850649>please please PLEASE respond to my bait
STILL thinking about a girl and am probably gonna think about her for weeks even if she never gets back to me
>>33850633>that's unsanitaryYou dont wash your plushies? >>33850623Mrs. Snuffles
Women, what is the last porn media you looked at? A source would be appreciated
>>33850630>perfection isn't real, but the pursuit of it is.I'm not saying it's ok to be a complacent lazy person but what sense in there in striving for something unattainable? Self worth should not depend on outcomes. People chasing perfection also often get stuck in the "I can't do it perfectly so why try?" thing. The problem with the pursuit of perfection is that it creates dissatisfaction and prevents growth and creativity.
>>33850639Abusechads we have won
femanons, do your hips sway when you walk?
>>33850657*Don't post porn just the source
GenderIf your significant other forgives you for cheating on them do you lose respect for them? Would cheat again?
women would you rather marry an engineer or a doctor?
>>33850657Fugly bastard rape hentai. Because I'm too old to fix my porn addiction at this point, so I might as well just go all out.
>>33850282John.
Women, if you stand up in front of a mirror right now, does your back have a natural arch to it? Or does that only happen if you lean forward a little?
>>33850638OH... I, uh... you kinda caught me off guard there with the agreeing, ngl. Um, the other anon kinda touched on it. Mistakes are how you learn.
femanons, do your tits bounce when you walk?
>>33850670no
women, do you ever use your breasts as natural stress balls?
OCDanon is back and fully unmedicated
>>33850671why'd you respond to his but not mine? :((
>>33850665I like those because I can insert as the old bastard lolno literally
>>33850648I can only speak for Russia but drinking takes a toll on you.
>>33850282Clara
>>33850663MI would not cheat.I would break up if I felt I couldn't be honest anymore
men, cock size and height?
>>33850665Is the guy or the girl the ugly bastard, lol
>>33850656Mr. Snuffles is not a tranny, thank you very much.
>>33850664Engineer. I work in healthcare and I have zero respect for most doctors
>>33850677Cute :)
>>33850282动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Winnie the Pooh 劉曉波动态网自由门 >mfw I can't legally enter China
>>33850740This is getting ridiculous...
>>33850661Yes, it's just how I'm built. I rarely exaggerate it though.
>>33850674whats yours
>>33850740>cockBetween 1 and 8 inches>height Between 5'6 and 6'2
men, what's your cock size and height?
>>33850676Man that, that's kinda insightful, huh. Would've never thought of that. If you're russian and a good one, hope you're doing well. If not now then the future.
>>33850677>Dr. Who joke
>>33850748>>33850661
>>33850740>cock size 1 ft>height1 inch
women, what's your cock size and height?
>>33850746how new are you btw?
>make a post on atoga>all moids in the thread rush to humiliate themselves by posting some idiotic, horny, ridiculous reply, often unrelated to the question>then they consider themselves based for doing itEvery single time
gender,what media franchise has by far the gayest fandom, and why is it Dr. Who?
>>33850758You sound like one of those bullies who grew up taller than your peers and liked to take things from others
When am I gonna hear from that woman I flirted with all day yesterday again
I have a question for moids but I'm saving it for euro hours
>>33850758>anyone who says "I am based" is not truly based.
>>33850758this
>>33850760do you consider gayniggers from outer space a franchise though
Women, would you ever stick his hands down his pants to just hold, squeeze, or play with it, like maybe while you guys are watching a movie together or just relaxing? Would you let him do the same with your vagina and just play with the clit or stick his fingers in for warmth?
>>33850760MIt’s Homestuck.
>>33850760MApparently Taylor Swift.
>>33850752I'm really unsure if you're being sarcastic with me right now. :) I But I've noticed there seems to be a big drinking culture among the men. Most of the boyfriends I've had drank a lot.Thanks, I try. Hope you're doing ok too.
>>33850762You have to reach out first, silly
>>33850762when she's done getting her back blown out by Chad.
>>33850757Go away.
Women need to be more horny. You guys are so boring
>>33850763Now i have to stay up late just to give my burger opinion
>>33850773It was here, and I think I did
>>33850768I meant stick your hands down his pants fml
>>33850763depending on what it is, you can ask me, I'm still up.
>>33850754no
>>33850776>he doesn't know atoga femanons menstrual cycle by heartthat's because women won't start ovulating until at least the next couple of days anon
>>33850783This shit is so fucking creepy what the fuck is wrong with you all
Consider the following atoga: God forces you to have sex with an pornstar twice, however she'll also have sex with 50 other men or women twice. If you want to go first you'll go first but your see second time will be as the 100th lay, if you go second 2nd and 99th etc etcWhich spot will you pick?
>>33850771I wasn't, just didn't want you to drink yourself to death. Thanks
>>33850783>women are only horny for one week every monthExactly my point. They need to be more horny
>>33850777>>33850781Ok ok, what do you think of south euro girls who pass for northern euro?
>>33850785Snake drafting for sex with a pornstar? That’s a new one
>>33850784If you honestly believe this, i dont think you are a good fit for 4chan kek
Who's gonna make the new thread
>>33850792FAQgot probably
>>33850791You phrasing it like it’s an opinion and not an objective fact is pretty weak cope, but yeah I don’t belong here
>>33850788NTA it still is euro hours.I guess you are pale?
>>33850788So girls that are bubbly and hospitable, but also have light colored eyes and hair? Cute. Would date. Unless you mean something else?
>>33850763Why? Cause they're not cut? Cause They Can Speak A Shittier Language? CAUSE THEY DON'T MEASURE IN BURGERS??? FUCK YOU YOU MISERABLE HAG! EAT A COCK! EAT TEN YOU WHORE! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
MenIs there special name for when she's laying on her back, hangs her head upside down over the edge of the bed and takes him into her mouth?I don't know how to better describe it.
>>33850788>south euro girls who pass for northern euro?something like that doesn't exist
>>33850784He's joking buddy, don't take it too seriously
Women would you date a man who is secretly desperate for attention, but pretends to not care about it?
>>33850786Oh! Thanks. American style sarcasm confuses me. :)
>>33850803Yeah bro I’m sure
nuovo>>33850807>>33850807>>33850807>>33850807>>33850807Neu
>>33850785Male50th spot
>>33850801Throat fucking, throat fucking over the bed, idk
>>33850801Face fucking?
>>33850817Not op, but when I hear that, I think of a girl on her knees and a guy holding her head and fucking it. Just my 2 cents
>>33850760Dr Who is bad, but not SuperWhoLock bad.
>>33850801Marriage Material
>>33850589entj woke up
>>33847851If you're m sure >>33847873I don't trust that thing for anything other than dusting, if there is the slightest amount of shit or vomit or general gooey filth it will just make it worse.About actual robot wifes, yeah it will probably be a thing because people are pathetic but I dont imagine providing emotionally stimulating, emotionally charged conversations like an actual person because there is no real vulnerability with them.>>33847912I cant remember any advice in particular more like I have enriched my perspective on some things from some rare good posts>>33847922Tacos Los Finos, the catch is all tortillas are blue corn and that why its fancy.>>33847950Are there really no men in fencing?>>33847960I don't get it tight fit for what?>>33847982Probably 8 years ago>>33847994I recently tried mate, is alright but nothing special >>33848049No, I think horror is usually bad lazy stories with jump scares>>33848164Have some cake?
>>33848179I don't think so>>33848187Sad>>33848321Yes>>33848652No, just blocked me on Facebook like years later after we broke up right after I stumbled upon her sister at a work thing>>33848775How?>>33848795Yes,
>>33850346>funko pop collection
Why don't the lonely femanons just date fat and balding guys?
>>33850799Imagine a girl with all the downsides of being a southern euro but without the exotic med woman appeal
>>33850918>all the downsides of being a southern euroWhich are?
>>33850907I'm trying to flip the question for moids but I don't know what to use in place of "balding"
>>33848912I think it will probably be disappointing for her but sure go ahead.>>33849287Wanted to sabotage her relationship I guess>>33849578No, I use NewPipe
Why do men choose steak over salad?
>>33850925>Which are?Loud, poor, tribalistic culture, south euro relatives etc
>>33850957So, practically american.
>>33850966Did you have to insult me like that
>>33850973No. I'm sorry. That was too harsh.
>>33850640they're sharper when they cut tho..? ´∀｀
>>33850656even when washed, it's still kinda eh...
>>33850966Different regions have different flavors though, but I thought that western weren't that way
>>33849143You are not me. Stop pretending to be me.
