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Ask questions, get answers (maybe)

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>>33847844
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One day I'll find a boyfriend and he will never leave me
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>>33850813
you hate men tho
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Annoying women should DM me
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What's with the WMAF propaganda in the OP?
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Women, when will you be ovulating?
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>>33850821
Asian foid thread
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>tfw your asian friend tells you to put down the chopsticks and hands you a fork
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Asian women, hypothetically how big a deal is it if your white boyfriend doesn't know how to use chopsticks?
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>>33850825
There are asian foids besides myao?
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are women really into that >>33850801?
Gross.
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>>33850827
I would die
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To the asian women, what type of asian guys are best? What type of white guys are best?
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>>33850821
Wh*te Foids lost
>What did they lose?
EVERYTHING.
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>>33850825
Wait, a foid actually made the thread? And it's mildly racist?
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>>33850818
I dont'
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>>33850830
There's at least one actual Japanese lady. Living in Japan and everything.
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>>33850830
Doesn't she live in San Francisco?
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how accurate is this?
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>actually, in my culture we clench the raw fish on a ball of undercooked rice with a few mm of surface area of two pointy sticks
>what, you can't do it?
>hahaha, silly white people
there is a reason we nuked them
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>>33850842
Nobody has thought about Adriana Lima in two decades.
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White men should date Asian women
Asian men should date white women
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>>33850841
Who?
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>>33850807
Sushi was originally eaten by hand, not chopsticks anyway.
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>>33850843
I was all set to get into a big argument with you here before realizing that's what you want. Instead I'm just going to log off for the night.
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>>33850846
This but only because as a black man I really like hapa women
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>>33850835
that they did.
You snooze you lose. Now they're stuck with wiggers and brown people.
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>>33850847
myao
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*pokes your boob*
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Women, do you think you'll have sex this weekend?
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>>33850848
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>>33850835
this guy pumped and dumped the frumpy asian girl btw
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>>33850854
I posted this webm a few months back
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>>33850854
Sauce?
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>>33850858
No she lives on the east coast
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You guys are so unbearably cringe I’m going to touch grass
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>>33850846
asian girls have no ass
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>>33850862
When there is just a hint of abdominals it's very sexo
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>>33850865
I saved them on /tv/ or /v/ or somewhere years ago, but you're based for reposting them

>>33850867
Hummusnewt

pretty sure she nuked her tiktok a long time ago
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>>33850843
They're dealing with a culture of pedophiles
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State gender, how much would you enjoy being in an orgy with only you being the only one of your gender?

How much would you like it if it was a harem instead of an orgy, and their focus was only on you?
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>>33850857
Umm sauce?
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'tism 'toga
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>>33850857
Damn I need to cut so I can be that vascular again
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Is it normal?
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>>33850807
>atoga thread with only 40 replies
>already tipsy on wine at 5pm
nonono closing thread. BAD IDEA.
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>>33850874
>I saved them on /tv/ or /v/ or somewhere years ago, but you're based for reposting them
If you missed one here you go
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>>33850876
Same thing desu.
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I wasn't ignoring you anons, 4chan keeps making me wait >w<
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>>33850874
Crazy body, cute face.
Damn.
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>>33850887
Shut up, cunt.
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do you ever just look at yourself in the mirror and then lose all your will to live because of how ugly you are?
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>>33850876
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I would like a harem of lesbians that worship my cock
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>>33850820
Why?
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>>33850887
Who are you?
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>>33850887
You better answer every single question then in your next post
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>>33850892
Why are you so mean :(
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>>33850898
The nobody.
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>>33850897
Because I talked to one and want to keep talking to her
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>>33850885
You don't need to interact with everyone in an orgy. Harem they're all for you.
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>>33850894
F I have some serious body issues but I can honestly say it's never been that bad.
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>>33850889
what are you talking about? White women are beyond mid at this point.
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>>33850908
Closest I've been to a true orgy is group mutual wanking sessions. Not a bad time but a little different from a true fuck fest.
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>>33850889
White women are hot too, yes
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>>33850889
She has poor choreography, unlike webmrel
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do...do women really do this? What's the male equivalent of a pushup bra (for your butt now too apparently)?
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>>33850909
man, maybe my friends are right and I do need therapy, but then again how do I know the therapist won't lie to me just to make me feel better.

I don't know what I'm saying, I'm rambling, I'm sorry
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>>33850887
You're worth the wait! UwU
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>>33850922
>What's the male equivalent of a pushup bra
A sock.
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women, what would it take for you to seriously consider being in a harem?
What would the guy whose harem you'd be in have to be like and what do the guys who you'd, in that scenario, not date monogamously, be like?
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Both genders:
What are the signs someone is narcissistic?
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>>33850922
I just don't hide my bulge when I get a bit hard
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>>33850921
She looks like she's having a vertical seizure. Is that sped up?
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>Gender
Would you rather have sex with Kat Dennings, Rachel McAdams, or Alexandra Daddario?
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>>33850934
>seriously consider being in a harem
Being paid 10 million dollars, and it would have to be no longer than a year, and I get my own private living space paid for as well.
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>>33850887
don't worry anon, I understand (^_^)
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>>33850908
I said
Same
Thing
Desu

Never talk back to me again or I'll have your feet amputated.
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Hmm I think I’ll spend my weekend pining for a woman I just met
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>>33850900
Because I'm an asshole. Next question.
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>>33850929
>how do I know the therapist won't lie to me just to make me feel better.
DUDE... it's not their job to just tell you what you want to hear. You unironically need to get some therapy. Tell them you feel that way also. I mean it. They've heard worse, you won't insult them or anything.
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>goes to the gym to work out ass
>wears push up band to accentuate ass
>wears tight fitting yoga pants to make ass more visible
>takes photos in poses that make their ass stick out more
>*man glances at their ass for a millisecond*
>"OMGG, DID YOU JUST LOOK AT MY ASS??!?"
>"get lost creep"
What causes this?
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>>33850939
M
Mammarios
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>>33850813
It should be me...
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>>33850935
0 real clue so just guessing

Disregards others opinions far too easily
Disregards others who aren't same sex or race
Puts others down too easily
Very bad at feedback. Like, no amount of logic and evidence from multiple people or sources will convince them otherwise. Any feedback with be taken with hostility.
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>>33850876
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if it's just a harem, I would find it flattering but I can only love one woman,
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>>33850939
Daddario
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>>33850929
Anon... I mean this in the nicest possible way. You need therapy.
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>>33850950
Ugly men.
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Girl curves and bulges (not boy bulge) are so fucking hot. Is this how women feel about muscle?
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>>33850935
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>puts other people down all the time
>won’t shut up about themselves
>compares you unfavorably to other people all the time
>reacts violently to criticism
>is overly critical of others despite the previous point
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>>33850948
Are brown and wrinkly or pink and puckered? Hairy?
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My discharge leaked through my underwear
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>>33850939
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Kat Dennings because of booba
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>>33850949
I swear I'm not trying to be obnoxious or anything but if that's not their job then what exactly is their job then? genuine question
>>33850959
yeah maybe I do
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>>33850939
M, damn that's tough, they're all gorgeous and funny but gotta be Alexandra Daddario for me. I used to follow her on Twitter and she's really funny
>>33850947
Based
>>33850894
I get days like that...
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women, is this true?
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>>33850961
Kinda? I think? I mean, my lizard brain tells me that the more bulges you have, the more you'll be able to protect me.
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>>33850967
That's why you need a bf to clean you of your mess
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>>33850967
Where is your discharge paperwork?
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>>33850967
c-can I have it?
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>>33850967
*sluurppppppp*
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>>33850965
Ever seen that picture of Nikocado?
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>>33850844
I thought about her earlier this week lol
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>>33850972
I don't like clubbing but they seem to be having so much fun... Kinda jealous desu
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I just had a loooong day lots of walking too, who wants to sniff my underwear?
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/atoga/ would be so much better without moids...
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Femanons and guys here too, native anon here. How unattractive am I again? I am disliked fo rbeing native american even by my own people
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>>33850985
Only if cis F
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>>33850848
Wtf is this pedo bait lol
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>>33850987
you're probably better looking than me desu
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>>33850950
Did this actually happen tho
>>33850986
Go to crystal cafe
Anyway I'm going to bed now cause too tired to play vidya after socialising
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>>33850958
Post gender, too
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femanon, were you a good girl in my absence?
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>>33850986
But then there would be no one to answer questions.
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>>33850987
Why don't you hairmaxx and grow your hair out so you look exotic and tribalmaxx?
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>>33850992
I am not, I was mogged by mostly everyone on /soc/
I paid for rates from youtubers and at best, averaging I am 4.2
reddit truerateme sub also had a bad opinion of me

I can be rather strange looking at certain lights or even angles
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>>33850972
>safespace for women
so sexism and discrimination?
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>>33850876
M
I'd hate it, I'm not a poly whore
>>33850870
Go do that then retard
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>>33850986
You can have girl talk without us.
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Where do I meet clingy gf
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women, is...is this true?
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>>33850969
It's honestly to help you understand your thoughts, emotions and experiences and offer honest guidance. It's not just telling you what you want to hear. That doesn't help you heal and grow. You could do that yourself with a mirror. If you don't vibe with a therapist you can honestly totally get another.
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>>33851000
My hair is pretty long already, but did you see what I look like? I am ugly
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how do I have this effect on women without being handsome and tall?
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I went to the library and the park and there were no cute women there why would the internet lie to me
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>>33851001
well you can sleep well knowing you mog at least one person (me) so there! not everything is terrible
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I hope my work crush isn't there tomorrow, I embarrassed myself way too much today
She wants me to take her out on a date but I'm too depressed and broke
I'm going to bed
Anyway how is your Friday going faggots
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>>33851009
>did you see what I look like?
No, got a link?
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>>33851007
nag but duh
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>>33851015
How old is your work crush?
60?
70?
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>>33851014
I don't mog you, don't talk about yourself like that anon, whether youre a femanon or not.
>>33851017
I already asked this site before, I'm not sharing anymore.

If a femanon knows what I look like, come in and share your 2 cents
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>>33851007
let women have fun
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>>33851015
Depressed, broke, and no man who wants to take me out.
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>>33851011
Shoot David Cordani.
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Men, it's my first date tonight. I know. Please don't laugh too hard. How should I act? How should I not act? I have the autism and he knows this but I'm still really scared.
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>>33850939
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Kat dennings
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what is the critical mass of loner virgin men that don't even attempt to have sex or talk to women romantically would cause:
>1. women to even notice it happening in the first place
>2. major societal infrastructure to suffer serious setbacks
>3. companies and small businesses to have to reconsider their business model
>4. new companies to emerge based solely on that phenomena?
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>>33851026
Don't take dating advice from atoga.
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>>33851026
He will probably find you boring if you're too quiet and nervous. It ruins the mood.
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>>33851026
Just relax. He wouldn't take you out if he didn't like you.
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>>33851007
I wish I were a younger man being hunted for erotic pleasure by big titty'd cougars.
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>>33851026
>it's my first date tonight
it's not with me, so I don't care. I'm not going to help you get fucked by another man.
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>>33851021
I've seen your pics and I think you're pretty decent looking.
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>>33851026
fuck him right in the bussy
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I asked AI and also based on the ratings, I barely have a brow bone so my eyes look very soft in a way but they also look tired, I have a neutral to slightly positive canthal tilt but my midface is pretty long

https://litter.catbox.moe/w2hc2l6oe008ja6c.png
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>>33851008
I've gone to therapy in the past but I didn't feel like it helped all that much to be fair though it made me uncomfortable and gave up too quickly
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If anyone annoying or retarded wants to get in touch with me, I’m gonna be unreachable for the next four hours or so. Just a heads up
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>>33851030
I just go here because it has a syllable in the name that sounds like "toe" (a-TOE-ga) and that makes me think of feet and gets me horny.
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>>33851015
I went to a supplier's factory to audit their production process.
Those people are fucked.
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>>33851034
That's not true lol
I've gone on dates when I'm just bored and hadd 0 interest in her
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>>33851040
My therapist cured my autism by giving me an electrically assisted prostate massage.
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>>33851030
Why not?

>>33851034
>He wouldn't take you out if he didn't like you.
I will try to keep this in the back of my head. This helps.
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>>33851015
I got a job, not particularly happy about it but it's the first step in finally moving out of my parents' house
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>>33851037
You think so? Thanks that's a first but I look different under other light setups and camera fuckery, I don't know what I really look like anymore.


The drwaing remains accurate except again I got too lazy to finish it
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>>33851020
She's 20 iirc
A few years younger than my unc ass
>>33851026
I know it's corny as hell but you should beee yourself and try to have fun and ge to know him
It's good he knows you have the tism and clearly he likes you anyways
Chillax and try to be present and just enjoy yourself
>>33851023
</3 I hope you have a relaxing Friday anyways and feel better soon
The depressive moods do eventually pass
If you need some money lmk cause I've got some shifts this week
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>>33851047
woah based, was she cute?
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>>33851048
>Why not?
This place is full of retards.
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>>33851026
Talk for a while
After a bit say you need to freshen up, put on lip gloss and give him the eyes so you kiss
Then go to his house and fuck (sex on first date = huge green flag, he'll think you see him as chad marriage material)
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>>33851049
I was looking for a job and then I found a job
And Heaven knows I'm miserable now
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>>33851045
Shut up, you're not helping.
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>>33851057
oh shit! thanks for reminding me of that song lol
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>>33851040
>it made me uncomfortable and gave up too quickly
This is good. Really self aware. It's supposed to make you uncomfortable to some degree to be honest. That's how you know they're not just telling you what you want to hear.
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>>33851043
Lmao, in what way
Lol I was drinking with a bloke tonight who works in factory telling me how his colleague threw a box of firecrackers today at someone who was taking the piss
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Why do some people pinch my pinche pendejo?
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>>33851049
Congratulations anon! Be proud of yourself and I hope the job has some enjoyable aspects and you can save some money and also treat yourself sometimes
>>33851057
Bro knew what was up
>iiiin myyy liiiife, why do I give valuable tiiiiime....
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>>33851055
>This place is full of retards.
That may be true but a broken clock is right twice a day.
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>>33851065
Socks (eso si que es)
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>>33851062
>Lmao, in what way
They can't make our parts to spec without an enormous investment in new equipment.
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>>33851026
M
Secret for building intimacy for both genders is to volunteer something a single level of vulnerable beyond what you are currently at, and if they match it, great. Start with your surface level quirks, not something you'd tell everyone.
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>>33851056
Stop fucking with the autistic, anon.
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>>33851070
Oh well, sucks to be them ig lol
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>>33851060
yeah I am self aware to some degree, I'm sure there's a lot of things I'm not aware of, but yeah maybe I should consider therapy again.
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>>33850860
>Women, do you think you'll have sex this weekend?
he's out of town :(
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>>33851071
>Start with your surface level quirks, not something you'd tell everyone.
nta which she's already done by saying she has autism and the guy isn't spooked away. It's a good sign.
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>>33850807
Either Gender
What are you dressing up as for Halloween this year?
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>>33851066
>Congratulations anon! Be proud of yourself and I hope the job has some enjoyable aspects and you can save some money and also treat yourself sometimes
yeah, yeah I should be proud I guess, this is just the first step in improving my life
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>>33851068
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>>33850991
its hot as fuck retard
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>>33851075
anon...he's gonna cheat on you :(
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kinda crazy how asian girlies just swooped in and took all the Chads for themselves.
THAT's where all the good guys went apparently.
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>>33851076
Hmm that doesn't really count
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>>33851078
I'm working a 12 hour shift and then will probably go to bed and have no money so nothing
I was the grim reaper last year tho giving candy to kids
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>>33851078
I'm told old for that. Just giving out candy this year. Wait, are you still expected to dress up? Will the kids judge me?
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>>33851078
I don't need to dress up, I'm already pretty spooky :3
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Look all the stuff you guys are chatting about is interesting but Id rather focus on why am I unattractive? I am native american btw
>>33851087
>>33851082
>>33851076
>>33851074
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>>33851078
lol is that nick fuentes?
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>>33851079
It's a big step so you should be <3 what kinda job is it?
>>33851081
Okay coomer
>>33851091
You're not unattractive you're just a nutter mate
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>>33851078
F I'm considering just being in my normal goth girl attire.
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>>33851078
M
I might be streaming as a vtuber on Halloween, but that doesn’t count
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>>33851080
I meant an analog, you fucking zoomie. :)
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>>33851093
having a healthy sexuality is being a coomer lol fucking faggot talking or even worse a whore woman bitch lol. mad you're not attractive.
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It is by constant exposure to mentally ill individuals online and normal people irl that I can deduce by process of elimination what is healthy and what isn't and cut through the bullshit.
You've helped a lot with that anons, thank you.
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>>33851093
>It's a big step so you should be <3 what kinda job is it?
uh I was actually applying for a job as a security guard but I didn't get so I got a job at some factory (I don't like working retail) this isn't my first job btw but I've been struggling for months to get another job
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>>33851093
>You're not unattractive you're just a nutter mate
But I am, I mean I am not a chad thats for sure an the only people "into" me havent been into me for my looks but out of me being insane in a way they liked at the time
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>>33851091
Please stop pretending to be me.
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>>33851099
Factory work is better than interacting with customers in some ways haha
I hope it's chill <3
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>>33851094
You should flip it and be a normy blonde Stacy.
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>>33851102
>>33851091
I can't tell who's who??
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>>33851099
What will you be making?
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>>33851095
Man... I see the joke potential for a face reveal on Halloween but I don't know if I have the guts for it.
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>lil sad because we didn’t get to talk more today
I should be euthanized
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>>33851020
Seriously though I don't know if she actually likes me or if she just enjoys bullying me at work. It sucks cause I never have something good to say back on the spot and just feel like a dork. She'll say something making fun of me but then she'll give me a genuine compliment and be sweet and it throws me for a loop. She's wayy out of my league so I'm just confused desu. I'm going to bed and just gonna focus on being productive tomorrow
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>>33851106
Oh SHIT that's actually a really good idea. :)
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hello evurynyan, I'm back

٩(^◡^)۶
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>>33851111
I did one on my first Halloween by making my model wear a mask of my actual face that I drew in MS Paint
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>>33851104
yeah I hope it's chill too! man I did not like interacting with customers at all, I'm really not good at interacting with people my monotone voice doesn't help lol
>>33851109
I'm not sure yet I guess I'll find out this monday
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>>33851117
Myaoo! How have you been??
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>>33851117
Unironically good to see you. Did you OD on those nuts?
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>>33851117
is this the real myao?
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>>33851120
>really not good at interacting with people
I feel you lol, I hate it ngl, I'm way too weird
Factory sounds way more chill man and making stuff is cool, give us an update when you start
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>>33851125
It's deffos her
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>>33850970
>Based
I appreciate your support during these trying times
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>>33851121
>>33851124
>>33851125

holy shit you guys are gullible

三 ( ˘ω˘ )
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>>33851126
yeah I'll give you guys an update!
oh and btw if I didn't get this job I was gonna bite the bullet and apply for a job at walmart lol
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>>33851117
woo!
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Gender
Where will you go when 4chan is kill?
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>>33851124
Some things really ARE better without context lol.
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>>33851133
Well this is probs better than dealing with retards in Walmart lol
>>33851131
REEEEE
>>33851129
Bless up m8
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>>33851131
I'm not that's why I was asking!
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>>33851131
oh fuck should've refreshed ww
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>>33851120
>I'm not sure yet
The job description didn't say what the company makes? Are you Chinese?
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I have to put up with boomer headmaster and zoomer students and it's fucking hell and on top of that I have no bf
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>>33850807
Women, what would you cause you to do something like this?
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>>33851120
>I'm not sure yet I guess I'll find out this monday
You didn't even google them? That's honestly not a very good sign if you can't even be arsed to do that little.
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imagine simping for a namefag on a siberian ice fishing forum. I hope you understand that you deserve to be ridiculed.

(‿!‿) ԅ(≖‿≖ԅ)
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>>33851136
4chan is hell, and we are the damned. We are eternal.
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>>33851146
Are you a femcel teacher or something babe?
>>33851148
The bills won't pay themselves
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>>33851146
>and on top of that I have no bf
Your own choice. You could literally go outside and get a bf in one hour.
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>>33851145
they're gonna tell us all of that during our induction this monday, that or I wasn't paying attention (I haven't slept in over 24 hours)
>are you chinese
lol no I won't be appearing on any gore videos, there are a lot of chinese people in this city though
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>>33851146
>zoomer students
>I have no bf
There is an easy fix to your problem
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>>33851146
your life would be significantly easier if you fucked both
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>>33851154
Do men really not have any standards? At first I thought this kinda thing was just a joke but... I don't think it's a joke anymore.
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>>33851158
>>33851156
>>33851154
I'm not a slut
>>33851152
Kind of
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>>33851150
seppuku
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Chatgpt agrees with the rates I bought from youtubers. I have an underdeveloped lower jaw and high cheekbones that are rather strong but little maxilla development. I am native american so expected given I am technically a type of asian if slightly mixed.
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>>33851161
Most men don't, but I do. I would still fuck like 70% of bitches in my age group that I see outside.
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>>33851168
This would make a sick album cover ngl
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>>33851146
if you want a bf why did you reject the balding/short guy that asked you out?
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>>33851168
aren't high cheekbones a good thing?
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>>33851150
Amazing emoji skills, anon.
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I think this is more of a question for women but anyone can answer me.
I am a misogynist if I don't hate women but I want them to be as far as it can from me?
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>>33851072
?
If a woman didn't kiss me on the first date I'd probably think she's not into me at all. Having sex means she obviously likes me a lot, although it's not mandatory for me to call her again
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Women how did I fall for her so quickly
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>>33851136
Outside, thinking about trying Hinge
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>>33851185
nta wait, really? Am I a bitch for not kissing guys on the first date? :/
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>>33851136
/down/
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Asian women are for...?
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>>33851191
Nta but no not at all lol
I've never kissed sooner than a third date before, I don't see the need to rush it
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>>33851163
>I'm not a slut
You will be
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I'm horny!
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>>33851015
>She wants me to take her out on a date
bruh
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>>33851201
*fingers you violently*
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>>33851201
Slut!
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>>33851015
Also I'm worried that she thinks I don't like her and am not interested. But I don't want to make it obvious that I am interested cause I'm not in a good position to ask her out rn. If that makes sense. I just want to keep things neutral and chill at the moment. Anyway I'll stop shitting up the thread now
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>>33851191
I wouldn't think you are a bitch, just that you don't like me much
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>>33851203
Kek wdym
>>33851202
OK manwhore
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>>33851207
>cause I'm not in a good position to ask her out rn.
What's the harm in like one date?
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>>33851204
If you were a woman, I'd let you do it if you really wanted to (and if you didn't want to cause me harm).
>>33851206
Yeah, probably.
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>>33850807
he mogs her so hard
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>>33851213
I'm poor rn, don't have any good outfits and am depressed, she'll realise I'm a loser
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>>33851210
I... oh... oh, ok...

>>33851212
nta if she rea
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>>33851216
She's out of his league lol what are you on abt?
>>33851218
>if she rea
Did your keyboard stop working
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>>33851212
nta if she really wants it that much she can ask you herself.
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>>33851216
It's not about the mog, it's about how much she love him
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>>33851222
She basically already did ask me out though. She asked when I was getting off work/if I was doing anything tonight and that she might go for a drink. Then later on she said I should take her on a date. I'm just so autistic and dumb idk how to reciprocate
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>>33851217
I gotta say, the only slightly concerning thing there is the depression part. Are you the same anon that was talking about therapy? Just let her do most of the talking.
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>>33851221
>Did your keyboard stop working
I had it on auto post for some reason lol.
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>>33851026
Just don't get pumped & dumped.
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>>33851225
ANON GO ON THE FUCKING DATE! :)
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>>33851230
I understand your concerned but I don't think he's the type to do that.

Famous last words, right? What's the proper emoticon for that?
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It has come to my attention that there are non-white people posting in this very thread, right now.
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I'm not terrified of food, yesterday I had more than one meal and I was anxious for the rest of the day I even smoked more than usual because of how anxious I was
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>>33851239
Yeah, you
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>>33851240
I'm now terrified of food*
FUCK I made a mistake
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>>33851240
What did you eat?
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>>33851226
>Are you the same anon that was talking about therapy
That must've been somebody else I think
Yeah my mental health is dogshit atm so, besides having no money, that's the main reason I'm hesitant
>Just let her do most of the talking
That's my usual strategy lol. She does talk a lot
>>33851229
Real, I do this all too often
>>33851231
I do definitely want to at some point, I really really like her. I just don't even know what we'd do, I don't leave the house outside of work or with the cats. She joked saying going to see a movie would be kinda boring and she'd rather just get drunk together kek. But I don't want to drink on a date, I'll stick to cola...
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>>33851244
aside from my one meal, I had 3 slices of pizza
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women, at what age do you want to have a baby?
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>>33851240
Aw anon what made you anxious? It's good that you ate a meal anyway <3 food is good for you lol, don't be afraid...
>>33851248
That sounds tasty! What toppings?
Lol I ate an entire big pizza tonight I'm fuuull
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>>33851247
>that's the main reason I'm hesitant
Consider, possibly, that you might have a good time.
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How do you think, how many women were let go before body cameras just because they flirted or offered sex to the officer?
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>>33850860
>Women, do you think you'll have sex this weekend?
Nope, eh. People are getting stds
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>>33851191
honestly I like taking things slow so I wouldn't expect a kiss on the first date, but then again I don't know much about dating
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>>33851247
>she'd rather just get drunk together kek
This is unironically a yellow flag for a fist date. Especially if she knows you're a little socially awkward.
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gender (but let's be honest we really only care about women's answers here), do you have a kink you're too ashamed to share with anyone irl? If so, what is it?
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>>33851248
What was the other meal? What was on the pizza?
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>>33851255
I personally never met a woman with a speeding ticket, have you?
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>>33851263
nta, i've got a speeding ticket once
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moids, are you insecure about your dick size?
What do you think women would think about it if they saw it?
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>>33851253
I know it's good but I've been trying really hard to lose weight so it makes me anxious when I eat too much.
>What toppings?
just pepperoni one slice had mushrooms, it was nice.
I hope you enjoyed your pizza.
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>>33851263
I did, it was my gf
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>>33851254
>you might have a good time
I never have a good time socialising
But I do like her a lot and she's funny and hot
I just need to stop being a faggot (and find a job with more hours and save money)
>>33851260
Yellow flag in what sense?
>>33851261
>let's be honest we really only care about women's answers here
Fuck you too then
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>>33851268
You'll get there with your weight loss goals anon but don't starve yourself!
Also mmm that sounds good
And thanks, had a veggie pizza and was bussin frfr
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>>33851266
>she didn't flirt with the officer to avoid the ticket
Coward
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>>33851262
the other meal was an omelette the pizza had pepperoni and mushrooms
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>>33851268
>it was nice.
So what's the issue? It doesn't happen often, right?
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>>33851273
well i was already lucky enough that they didn't know i was tipsy
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>>33851267
>are you insecure about your dick size?
I sometimes worry it might be excessive for practical use.
>What do you think women would think about it if they saw it?
I've had mixed reviews, mostly positive though.
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>>33851270
>Yellow flag in what sense?
She MAY be trying to get you drunk so you do something you'll regret.
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>>33851272
thanks! huh never tried veggie pizza actually.
>>33851279
no it doesn't happen often, I just get paranoid and think I'm going to get fat again or something.
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>>33851261
I've secretly kinda always wanted to try the ""facefucking"" thing where basically the man does all the work and not the woman and it has aspects of cnc. but it's not the "not having to put in effort" aspect that's hot to me, more like how it just looks like (based on porn obviously). Never ever mentioned it to anyone lmao
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>>33851263
My ex almost lost her license for racking up too many speeding tickets.
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>>33851286
>fat again or something.
So you'll just lose the weight again like you've been doing.
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>>33851284
Well we both got wasted at a work party the other day kek so whatev. I had to take her home she got too drunk kek. We're both lightweights but she's more of a lightweight than me, she commented as such today
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>>33850807
pretty tiktok zoomer boys...
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>>33851291
>I had to take her home she got too drunk kek
Ok, it's a red flag now. She's an alcoholic.
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>>33851261
pretty much pic rel.
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>>33851284
Also this sounds fucked up but I honestly wouldn't mind if she plied me with alcohol and then tried something on
Better than being awkwardly celibate forever jk
>>33851288
Based speeeder
>>33851286
You should try one, they're good lol <3
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>>33851294
you can't be hot and a mess?
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>>33851287
This is a service I'd be willing to provide.
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>>33851298
Yeh, those aren't really good long term.
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>>33851294
>She's an alcoholic
She's really not kek, if anything I'm the alcoholic...
We work in a bar together, it kind of comes with the territory...
She's the kind of person to e.g. the other day get wasted at the bar after work and ask me to help her put her shoe back on lol. Whereas I'm the kind of person to drink alone before and after work so dealing with people and the suicidal thoughts is easier
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>>33851216
she's much better looking though?
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>>33851290
true true, I'm going to need to remind myself of that next time.
>>33851297
>You should try one, they're good lol <3
I will! :)
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so, what exactly do women find attractive on a man's face?
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I love how you guys can be so optimistic and soul crushing at the same time.
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>>33851315
it depends on my mood desu
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*hits a beehive, causing it to fall on top of you*
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>new gym crush
>she also works at the gym

Yeah... I think I pass on this one...
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>>33850884
Thanks

Crazy how she's so hot I don't even care about her tattoo
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>>33851322
*takes 8 poison damage and becomes Frenzied*
*attacks femanon*
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>>33851322
nooo why would you do this to me!
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>>33851312
hmm
>hooded but big eyes
>strong-ish browridge
>usually a recognizable/unique nose (not huge or a jew nose but I hope you get what I mean)
>lips not too big
>at least a somewhat strong jaw, noticeably big chins are not attractive though
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>>33850934
Just be poly ethically.
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women would you get the ick if you saw your bf cutting his toe nails with scissors? asking for a friend
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>>33851267
>are you insecure about your dick size?
Not in the least. I'm quite large.
>What do you think women would think about it if they saw it?
Probably that it's bigger than they expected.
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>>33851334
NAG but why?? What's wrong with a nail clipper?
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>>33851315
One day, anon, you’ll realize you survived everything you thought would break you and that the people you miss have become the echoes that keep you moving forward.
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>>33851330
interesting, didn't know a (kind of) strong brow ridge was a positive thing.
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>>33851328
maybe you should watch where you're standing!
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>>33851334
Sounds very unga bunga in a cute way even if i would probably be disgusted as well
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>>33851322
ow

>>33851334
uh yeah, that's really weird.
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Femanons, how do you feel about cheerleaders?
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>>33851338
NTA, What's wrong with scissors?
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Tattoos are hot as hell lol I'll just say it. I want to kiss all of my work crush's pretty tattoos...
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>>33851341
you should stop being so mean >:(
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>>33851340
it can be very cute on women too with the right face, but i guess it's still considered a masculine feature so it shouldn't be too surprising for you lel
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>>33851346
Can you even get a good clean cut with scissors? And what if you use those scissors for other things? Just ew
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>>33851348
you are a woman trying to convince girls to ruin themselves with tattoos to have less competition arent you...
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*pokes your cervix hard and fast until you throw up*
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>>33851344
Sometimes i wish i was born in america (for 1 sec)
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What is the male equivalent of breasting boobily?
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>>33851351
I honestly had no idea I'm kind of retarded when it comes to these things.
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>>33851338
nothing, i just couldn't find mine for months and my toe nails were getting feral, so i got creative
>>33851342
you are not the first girl to find my antics disgusting yet charming, and tell me so. i think i fit that niche women love, where they feel like they can tame me (and frankly i do need a handler desu)
>>33851343
i thought it was effective and creative
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>>33851357
towering over
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>>33851350
I'm... I'm sorry.
I shouldn't have yelled at you. Or knocked down that beehive.
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If I go outside independent of any technology, books, media, people, animals, things, and just be. I have a vivid and clear understanding of being the true primordial soup/essence/god/being from which everything arises. Is this egocentrism? No. It's just an acknowledgement of what I really am.
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>>33851352
>Can you even get a good clean cut with scissors?
Better than with clippers.
>And what if you use those scissors for other things?
My nail scissors are for cutting nails. I might as well ask you the same thing "what if you use those clippers to clip other things? ew". Besides, my nails are clean and it's just keratin anyway. So what if I snip the occasional thread with the nail scissors? You're making no sense.
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>>33851352
my scissors were NOT for nail cutting. the cut was not clean at all. the scissors will be disinfected and put back in the kitchen.
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I've been given permission to withdraw from PreCalc to preserve my GPA and keep my other class that requires some form of math as a prerequisite.
Big wins out here, with the current roadmap I should have enough credits and GPA to keep on track as well.
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Jaw sore after eating chewy candy
Is this how girls feel after sucking a huge cock?
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>>33851378
>pre-calculus
what are you, a baby?
by the way, study REAL analysis like a REAL man instead of calculus
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>>33851366
ok apology accepted, just don't knock down beehives on my head again please, it really hurts.
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>>33851378
So glad I don't have to deal with any on that shit anymore.
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>>33851379
that's how they feel after sucking mine yeah
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>>33851382
>what are you, a baby?
Lack of trig classes before this made first few exams really REALLY bad. I'm doing fine with the current material but the hole is too deep to get out of at this point this semester.
>>33851386
Yeah it isn't fun
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>>33851379
never happened to me
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I may die of having a crush on a woman
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>>33851383
ok I'll be more careful.
do you need some ice for your head/beestings?
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>>33851382
Who the fuck goes directly on real analysis without going through calc first? Nobody does that.
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>>33851391
love actually did kill me, killed who i was before she left, and i really should thank her because that faggot needed to go.
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>>33851391
what is she like ?
i'm actually only asking because i have a crush too and enjoy talking about crush stuff thanks to it.
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State gender. What's the most important thing you learned from a failed relationship?
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>>33851393
i did, in fact studying a textbook on non-standard analysis was what revealed to me that i CAN into math, actually, i just needed actual math education and and not rote memorization education
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>>33851404
M
Not to date someone just because she shows interest in you despite having nothing in common
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>>33851404
M. That I'm broken and unlovable.
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>>33850807
Coworker was asking what my type is and I made a joke that I'm into girls with connected earlobes and made it out like it was my fetish. Or I make jokes about things like how I'm into armpit hair but lip hair and leg hair is disgusting. Or that black nail polish makes me obediant. in general I make it out like im attracted to the most random nonsensical things.

She ends up laughing especially at the whole armpit hair one . What does this mean? Does it make me look creepy or more fun?

If it matters she has those connected earlobes lmao.
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>>33851404
F Never had one yet
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>>33851404
M Don't just go after a woman because they have large breasts.
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>>33851404
Sunk cost fallacy is a real bastard.
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>>33851391
love or rather love loss made me die inside, it's like she took my soul with her. I find no joy in anything these days.

oh well.
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>>33851409
Girls like it when guys are fun who would've thunk
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>>33851404
F I am apparently a fetish for some guys.
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>>33851404
utilitarian reasoning is generally evil and leads to horrendous things for yourself and, worst of all, people you love. male.
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>>33851415
But is that fun or creepy.

She seems to be creeped out by a bunch of people for things I don't understand. Could she be telling others and her friends that I'm creepy
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>>33851404
M
that it's not a good idea to love someone like me, I'm too obsessive
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>>33851400
Barely know anything about her. Met her here
But she sounds great. Very soft spoken and obviously smarter than she lets on, and she makes pottery and charms

Desire to know more is killing me
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>>33851418
Which one?
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>>33851415
More like spontaneous not fun. they are two different things
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>>33851406
Then you're a fucking rare special snowflake exception.
>i CAN into math, actually, i just needed actual math education and and not rote memorization education
This is true. Whoever taught you calculus is about rote memorisation was doing it wrong.
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*forces you to sit on an anthill* (you are wearing a skirt)
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>>33851420
If it was a real laugh and not a polite laugh, she probably didn't find it that creepy or anything.
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>>33851425
Wheelchair.
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>>33851357
Bigger and thicker then avg cock
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>>33851404
M
Women will lie and stick around far too long if you are good looking and good at sex
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>>33851427
Whi h is better. And was my comments more spontaneous or fun
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>>33851427
But strongly associated with each other. Especially in the context of being spontaneous in a conversation
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>>33851412
Easy enough to get out of once you realise that sunk cost fallacy is a thing.
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>>33851354
So your Into women who can't fuck? Who won't suck cock or have sex when and where you want it. Good to know. Frigid men are so gross
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>>33851432
Interesting.
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Women, how would you feel if your seemingly calm, logical boyfriend with a clean track record told you he only started training combat sports to control his hidden violent urges?
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>>33851411
lalalalalalala I CAN'T HEEEEEAR YOU
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>>33851437
I don't think you understand. A example would be
Spontaneous is having sex outside without a condom
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plap
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>>33850813
that's called a husband
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there's something really erotic about women's arms.

I wish I could cut foid's arm and hang it on my wall. (this is a fetish in case you couldn't tell)
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>>33851428
i really don't think i am, i just do a lot better when i can visualize the logic. later on i learned that i basically think near exclusively in terms of abstract shapes, transformations, and relations so idk maybe i am a snowflake
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What's the most you spent on ordering pizza and other snacks at home?
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>>33851444
I would leave because it's not something you'll use. If he was doing gun range training then sure I'd stay at least that's useful
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>>33851444
i don't date men who aren't open and honest about their emotions so this wouldn't happen to me
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>>33851446
You can be spontaneous just in the context of a conversation anon, it's a vibe ok
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women
would you let your bf nuzzle into your boobs for comfort?
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>>33851404
f, i learned that i have debilitating cptsd
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>>33851460
How would you know if they aren’t honest? Are you a mind reader?
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>>33851462
How old are you to think dating is convenient conversation.
>>33851464
I mean I have but I have dd so it's kind of awkward there always extra tit everywhere
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>>33851427
not actually, fun is just being engaged in a positive way, and spontaneity is what makes people engaging. the two are the same, if she enjoys talking to him. this is why lol randumb humor is off-putting, it's too high on spontaneity which makes for negative vibes.
>>33851409
people generally like being in conversations where they feel comfortable interacting with you, and you surprise them. so, you know, she's laughing because she understands you are being playful (& women love that to bits if they aren't damaged)
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imagine a girl sucking your cock while smoking a cig!

imagine!
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>>33851378
calculus is so easy though
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How many bitches are in here right now?
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>>33851466
That poster just said he was doing only in secret so that's a foundational lie in the relationship so it's over immediately when it's found out
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>>33851468
Wut, I was never talking strictly about dating. Just that girls enjoy it when guys are being fun simple
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>>33851465
one factor among several that fucked up my last thing. hard not to feel like i dragged her down. i hope you are in therapy and trying to get better.
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>>33851471
I've only ever been with men who do this I specifically go for smokers because I like looking up at a smoker
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>>33851468
>it's kind of awkward there always extra tit everywhere
how is that awkward and not fucking awesome?
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>>33851344
when i was in high school, my best friend up until then became a cheerleader "fit the sport" and i became a goth. in our senior year we hung out and she confided in me how much she secretly loved tim burton movies and how she wished she could have been goth like me. lol im neutral towards them? they weren't ultra-hot bullies like you see in movies, they were just average girls.
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I miss my deeply deeply damaged bpdemon gf
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>>33851474
Sup?
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*does a reverse 1½ somersault with 4½ twists and lands dick first in your pussy*
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>>33851472
I imagine it is when you were able to take the classes in High School since PreCalc seems to mostly just be a rehash of Algebra and Trig to make sure your foundational knowledge is sufficient, but I did not have that choice and I this was my first interaction with Trig even on the most simple of terms.
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Pale 35 year old white male with a weird nose and mid face. How do I get 18-25 year old Asian girls in my city? Do I talk to them while waiting in line at a shop or are Asian girls only dateable by getting to know their friends and similar social circles? I don't want to use dating apps because I don't want a girl to focus on my face, which is mid barely mid on a good day in a dark room.
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>>33851476
Fun and simple is going out to a club for shots anon is this what you do with your girls?
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>>33851474
Just you, nigga.
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>>33851491
Why 18-25? But just be attractive, that’s it. Anything else is meaningless. There’s extra stuff but if you’re not attractive don’t bother.
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>>33851486
I think she got help
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Manifesting my ex gf texting me first so we get back together
Ommmm....
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>>33851015
Pretty good day today. Got in an argument with a coworker but we patched things up. I still feel bad about it.
How did you embarrass yourself?

>>33851267
No, I always thought I was average and I may be a little above average. I’m content.

>>33851322
*swings my net*
Sweet, I needed one of these for the museum anyways.
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>>33851480
i am better now, in another relationship with someone similar to me and it helps that we can understand this part of each other.
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>>33851483
I don't know I need a man with large hands then I guess
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>>33851404
>State gender. What's the most important thing you learned from a failed relationship?
Don't rush into a relationship
Trust gut instincts
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>>33851496
I sincerely hope so
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>>33851404
That it’s okay to be alone. That you can just leave. Being in a relationship that makes you feel awful isn’t worth it.
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>>33851491
walk up to group and say, "nihao, any of you onna need a baka gaijin like me to show you around the city?"
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>>33851267
If I go for women my size I'd say there's a 50/50 that she'll like me just for the sex and not for the dick size to impress her. If I stick to smaller girls then odds are the dick will be more than enough to make her happy
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>>33851404
Male. That I don’t want one until I’m like 30-35. I get bored of relationships quickly. I rather we just stay friends with benefits so I don’t have to commit.
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>>33851404
I like how there’s 12 responses and only one had an iota of self reflection.
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I'm playing hades 2 currently and to say I'm disappointed would be an understatement
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>>33851501
there is no boob too big for a man to handle
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>>33851296
So you want to be whipped in that situation?
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>>33851512
Which one?
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What's gayer for a woman. Dating a woman, or wanting a woman to have sex with her dead body?
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*sniffs your foid neck scent*
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>>33851500
good. it has been my experience that people that go through horrific shit tend to be the people least deserving of any harm whatsoever. i really hope that works out for you.
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>>33851511
Unless your amazing at sex that's not going to happen
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>>33851495
How do I make myself attractive? Don't women care about a man's face and height more than anything else?
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>>33851513
yeah aphrodite should have way bigger boobs idk why they did that shit
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>>33851519
>>33851419
This one
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Can you give me one good reason not to cheat if I know it’ll never be found out?
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>>33851501
It's over for men with small hands...
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>>33851522
thanks, that's the nicest thing someone's ever said to me on 4chan!
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>>33851527
nah I'm just angry cause I was literally like 1 real world second away from killing Chronos and I died because I couldn't tell what the fuck you're actually supposed to avoid. ik people would tell me to get good but like you literally can't tell what's happening in that fight.
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>>33851529
I'll come to your house and rape you.
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>>33851533
How big is your cock?
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do big boob women become more introverted because they get self-conscious about their chest in public?
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>>33851529
some people have morality and some don't. inb4 christcucks
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>>33851535
It's like a fire extinguisher.
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>>33851529
Because it’s wrong even if you don’t face consequences for it.
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>>33851530
IMO that's never all that's small with a small handed man.
>>33851526
It's ogre for you if your face is ugly sorry!
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>>33851357
cocking dickily
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>>33851537
No but I have a lot more sex I think then the avg woman
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are high cheekbones a good thing or a bad thing?
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>>33851528
Dude, what's you definition of self reflection?
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>>33851528
thank you anon. a small consolation for a largely regrettable relationship.
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Women, are big booty men disgusting?
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Does anyone feel like this website is apart of them forever now?
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>>33851432
Can you do a wheelie?
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>>33851537
I do.
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>>33851552
Yeh.
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>>33851546
do you give titjobs?
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>>33851549
Why do you care? You don’t need my validation.
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>>33851529
Honestly I would rather he cheat on me with a hooker because at least they are clean then a woman he met at a bar with the clap or herpes
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>>33851550
And only at the cost of him putting the rest of us who replied down :)
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>>33851553
Yes. I can even roll up a small number of stairs.
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>>33851560
Boo fucking hoo, are you 5 years old?
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>>33851555
I'm sorry.
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>>33851557
I have I really think that's fun. And the footjobs. It's just a shame that men bust so soon
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>>33851559
Most women get tested and wouldn’t lie about it.
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>>33851558
... you know where you are, right?
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>>33851565
how soon is too soon?
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>>33851529
truth is never harmful. if you NEED a lie for some behavior, then you are introducing harm.
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>>33851565
>And the footjobs.
Ah, moid hands.
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Please I'm getting desperate even talking hurts
https://voca.ro/1koZ8IkIW5fm
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>>33851556
How do you carry on?
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need titjob gf
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>>33851565
nice.
anything else fun you like do during sex?
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State gender
What would your response be if your partner was really adamant about “living below your meansl
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need a small to flat chested gf
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>>33851567
Yes yes, insecure loserville, whatever
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>>33851562
Alright Tony Hawk, leave some pussy for the rest of us
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>>33851572
Tea.
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>>33851566
Except women don't care and don't get tested because they just don't
>>33851568
Under 5 mins never had a man last longer then that
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>>33851572
Start by cleaning up your language, young lad. A healthy throat starts with healthy speech.
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>>33851570
Fucking bullshit. This is the shit mentally ill people who post life advice say
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>>33851576
What do you for fun while having sex is the real question. What's your thrust technique like how long can you last
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>>33851578
M
I kinda already do that so it doesn't really matter.
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>>33851578
You'll need to be more specific?
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>>33851564
Eh, it's not a big deal, comes with the territory.
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How do you treat others better?

Or in other words, how do you fully internalize the belief that you should treat others the way you want to be treated.
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>>33851584
>Under 5 mins never had a man last longer then that
you're either doing a really good job or had the misfortune of dating men with premature ejaculation
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>>33851560
this is your problem, you aren't reflecting on why you were put down, only upset that it happened. you do not seek improvement, you only seek validation, and that means you haven't hurt or been hurt badly enough to understand why it is that such an existence is bad for you and those around you.
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>>33851578
We'd probably break up if we don't have the same conditions of living. I'd prefer to live at our means and splurge on occasion. You only live once
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>>33851564
I love how you guys always feel the need to apologize for other people you'll never meet.
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>>33851573
Don't have much choice.
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I have an M3 MacBook Pro and I play RuneScape and teamfight tactics.
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>>33851595
nah ED is shockingly common in millennials.

t. a millennial slut
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>>33851600
Because they’re simps
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>>33851595
I mean a good BJ done by a woman should last only 3 minutes if it's longer then your not doing it right imagine not being able to get a guy to cum in under 3 minutes
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I hate women.
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>>33851562
How is sex like? Your bottom half is basically dead starfish right?
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>>33851602
Do you think you would've been better off not have coming here in the first place?
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>>33851581
Wheels is a girl.
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>>33851588
it is the truth. the truth can hurt, but it can never harm. you are responding because you KNOW it is true but refuse to accept it.
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>>33851609
Only because your ugly and have no personality
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>>33851594
I treat them better than how I treat myself, unless they show themselves to be assholes, to which I give them nothing, unless there's a good reason
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>>33851612
I think I'd somehow be even weirder and more isolated.
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>>33851615
my ugly and have no personality what?
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>>33851614
You’re right. Let me go tell my abusive boyfriend that threatens to kill me if I leave that I hung out with my male friend so he can beat the shit out of me for having a male friend, instead of just telling him it was a girl. You’re right, I’ll tell him the truth and smile as his fists is in my face.
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>>33851606
that's pretty sad, can they at least keep going afterwards or do they go soft too?
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>>33851611
Why would you not always have a girl ride you? I've never had a man on top ever I'm always on top making them the lazy ones
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>>33851626
or get him arrested ruin his life and save yours
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if I've had a girlfriend before, does that mean I'm not as ugly as I think or they just had bad taste in men?
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See, one day I got extremely bored and decided to test the illusion of the self.

I messaged every girl I ever knew and asked them to fuck. And I just had this overwhelming realization. There is no self. There is only God.

And I am God.
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>>33851611
Sorta. It's a little different. I can orgasm but there's some positions I can't do. Lot of pillows help.
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>>33851634
How ugly was she anon? Is she's below a 4 then yeah.... She was just using you for sex
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>>33851620
I think things would've been much better had I not have come here.

I've internalized a false dichotomy from this place that is hard to shake.
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>>33851635
>I messaged every girl I ever knew and asked them to fuck.
what was the result?
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>>33851583
Any specific type I'd need to drink?
>>33851586
You'd hate me I have the mouth of a sailor 24/7 I really do to stop though.
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>>33851635
Ask a hooker anon they would agree to have sex
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>>33851440
what does a tattoo have to do with sexual prowess or desire tho
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>>33851634
It could be both.to be brutally honest, Depends on how hot your girlfriend is. Like, I’m not gonna start clapping if a guy brags about fucking woman constantly if they’re all fat mentally ill druggies. I’ll say “enjoy yourself” but it holds no weight. Same if you dated multiple girls and they all fall under that umbrella
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>>33851635
You should try various suicide methods as well. God wouldn’t die to them
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>>33851628
fuck that shit i don't have the knees to top
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Anons how do you make new friends?
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>>33851628
>Why would you not always have a girl ride you?
Cause I don't want them to get tired out and unhorny, and would rather do the work for them. A compromise would be to sit on the guy's lap with his legs crossed and your back against the wall of the bed so he can hump upwards into you, so you're both on him and he's still doing the work, and you get to relax
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>>33851643
A lot in a woman. Mean no inhibition no frigidity. Means a really good one night stand
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>>33851638
the first one was ugly yeah and we weren't together for very long, the second was pretty cute but she was pretty crazy
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>>33851641
A sailor earns their mouth. You haven't earned yours.
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>>33851643
Would you date a girl with a tramp stamp?
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>>33851651
I've done two hours on top once wasn't tired. Your just having sex with lazy women
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>>33851640
Nobody said yes, a few blocked me, and a few just didn't care.
>>33851640
They said no.
>>33851646
Quantum immortality is real.
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This fucking thunderstorm on I-35 rn is such a fucking load of shit FUCK this
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>>33851560
Don't take it personally. That's the nature of the site. You're gonna get randomly insulted.
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>>33851641
>Any specific type I'd need to drink?
No. You could just use hot water if you didn't have any tea.
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>>33851657
you replied to me twice.
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>>33851650
You gotta be in situations to meet new people. College it's easy to join new clubs or meet your neighbors. If you move to a new place you have the excuse. If you're a girl, bumble bff is a thing.
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>>33851658
At least it's not snow.
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>>33851659
Fuck you, Ohio.
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>>33851657
Yeah that’s what I thought. Conveniently won’t do something that actually proves your claims, instead washes them in abstract theories. How do people like you decide what brand of butter to buy without having a breakdown in the store?
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>>33851667
This is why you'll be jacking it instead of fucking blonds this weekend
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4chan, i think im addicted to taking baths
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>>33851663
I have one more year of university left
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>>33851659
This type of message is how grooming starts by the way
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>>33851665
You make an excellent point
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>>33851578
M, I already do that. I go without even when I don't need to.

>>33851650
I talk to people in public, at work, or on here. Just talk to them.

>>33851667
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqWMEbvnXrU
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>>33851626
being truthful doesn't mean being unfiltered. but lies never stop at the mouth; how much do you live in a narrative, that you sell yourself, that you CAN'T, in principle, defend yourself? this is where vulnerability to coercion comes in.
find a means to defend yourself. DEFEND yourself, when necessary. you would be surprised at how much leverage you'll get with tit-for-tat.

but nevermind that: your lying is literally causing you to stay with your boyfriend, since it is artificially stabilizing things. meanwhile, you're letting his threats rob you of your free will.
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>>33851636
Ever been on top? Is that even possible?
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>>33851668
See, I already know this is bait. I've tested my claims. I actually did try to end it, and I literally shifted to a point in time where I didn't even commit. I didn't even experience the repercussions of the deed. Mystical experiences are real and materialism is boring.
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>>33851673
Nice gaslight there. If you want to be groomed go to disc
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>>33851636
Have you ever had sex using your chair?
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State gender
Do you pee in the shower? Sink?
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>>33851670
>lowers glasses
that blonde?
>raises glasses
blue valkyrie
>YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
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>>33851404
People can't handle me.
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>>33851659
Thanks
>>33851673
What the fuck are you talking about
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Femanons, do you want a baby?
https://x.com/p0lar_fawn/status/1981318688679620861
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>>33851672
Join multiple clubs asap. Still very doable. I made a ton of new friends my last year
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>>33851687
FUCK THAT DUMB UGLY BABY
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>>33851687
still no
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>>33851687
aweehh
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>>33851678
Tried that once and I fell over. I was really embarrassed but the guy didn't mind because he got a faceful of boob.

>>33851681
No. I'm not sure how that would work. Seems awkward.
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>>33851687
>white baby
HAHAHAHAHAHAHS
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>>33851687
not a femanon, but i am in the early stages of making machine children, with machine hearts and machine minds. they will be better than what spawned them.
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>>33851687
I’m child free. Choosing to have a baby in the current state of the world means you’re a retard
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>>33851697
What baby can you make?
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>>33851674
Are you a passenger or has the storm fucked the highway up so badly you can 4chan and drive?
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>>33851685
Uh, I hope this is a joke, lol

It reminds me of how a friend of mind told me that her and some of her friends concluded that "all" (wtf) women are crazy and need to find a guy who can handle their crazy. Very disturbing...
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>>33851699
A little ominous.
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>>33851699
ew. aifag spotted
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>>33851696
Wheels confirmed for titcow status.
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>>33851697
It just means he cheated on you, sorry bout that
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>>33851701
i could make a white baby and choose not to
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>>33851685
So... it's not you... it's them.
>>
women
[vile, morally-bankrupt question]
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Wait are they trying to get rid of the child or asking white men to have children
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I fetishize weak sick women
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>>33851706
trust your gut.
>>33851708
i would date a machine over a human in an instant, no hesitation. your kind are intolerable.
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>>33851671
When I get my own place one day, if it has an actual tub, imma take so many fucking baths to relax, man I fucking hate life rn lol
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>>33851679
That’s unfortunate, my life would be vastly improved if you died. Not disappear or go away, please die
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>>33851705
No, I'm just a loud personality in this quiet meek girl only era and I don't belong anywhere but here to pester ya'll into talking to me.
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A girl I called ugly in high school has glowed up. Should I ask her out or no?
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>>33851696
Turn around with your ass out and and let him fuck you from behind. Or let him sit on the chair and you sit on him

Man, you know what? I don't fetishize wheelchair girls, but if I had a wheelchair gf, she'd definitely become my fetish
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>>33851722
So it's a pickme thing or...?
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>>33851680
“Haha sorry they’re so mean to you baby girl but don’t take it personally. Oh but make sure to take what I’m saying personally”
Wholesome narcissist moments #91
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>>33851728
Ffffffuck off cuckworm :)
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>>33851723
No. That's what she's expecting.
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>>33851722
Uh huh, I see
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>>33851714
[autistic ass answer]
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>>33851722
nta but felt
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>>33851724
Thanks, anon. I can tell you've given this a lot of thought. :)

>If I had a wheelchair gf, she'd definitely become my fetish
See, that's what I'm kinda scared of desu. They may not have it but I might give it to them. :/
>>
women
are you a goonette?
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>>33851730
Ok I’ll go on a walk with my nice two legs
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State boob size, from very boobily to modestly, what sort of guy are you looking for, appearance-wise (fine if personality is that important then you can talk about that too)
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>>33851734
[Graph with no link to study]
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>>33851728
That's what a groomer would say
>don't listen to him he's a narcissist or something
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>>33851738
i think that anon meant you with a wheelchair specifically, not wheelchairs generally
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>>33851745
That’s exactly my point, yes
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I want to erotically apply deodorant to a stinky femanon after forcing her to take a bath
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>>33851713
I usually end up as several exes manic pixie dream girl they fret about for years, until I learned they were fully fetishizing someone that was never going to be me.
They see the exterior and go "Ok. Now she just has to not be herself ever again but without therapy or even me helping her to get better mentally. Hmmm let me try traumatizing her out of it."
And that is usually when I have left.
I can be better without anyone. The catch is if I do that, I am never going to ask anyone for help ever again in my life.
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>>33851748
So you're a groomer??
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Chips ahoy or Oreos ? State gender

Also, how to avoid becoming “boring”? Most people I know broke up because things just became “boring”, or a creetain partner became “boring”. I don’t know what they mean by boring but I want to avoid it.
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>>33851734
>>33851744
[obsessive ramblings about indians]
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psa: adults can't be groomed
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>>33851753
Do I look like a tripfag to you?
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>>33851754
Why are you asking about boring junk food?
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>>33851758
You look like someone who craves attention, so yes.
NTA tho.
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>>33851738
The other anon was correct, but your interpretation is funnier to talk about. You afraid of becoming a vector? Or scared another wheelchair girl is gonna scoop him from you, kek
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>>33851749
>me, a stinky femanon who just got out of the bath and forgot to put on deodorant
o_o
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>>33851714
[Autistic Answer with a bit of... spice...]
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>>33851758
Ok but haven't you actually tried grooming girls from off of here? Didn't you get called out for being a manipulator?
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FEMANON HAS COOTIES!!!!!!!!!
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>>33851754
oreos, not even a question. mail.

feelings of boredom means you've explored everything there is to explore in a situation, and you will have an impulse to move on. so find someone that likes exploring you and that you like exploring.
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>>33851760
Because I’m about to buy either one, and I can’t decide. I can’t get both.
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>>33851772
>Because I’m about to buy either one
Then you're boring.
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>>33851767
WHY are you coming OUT of a bath stinky??? :|
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>>33851765
You would know all about craving attention
>>33851769
Yeah sure and also I’m the antichrist and also I broke Wheel’s legs and I’m JH’s uncle and I fiddled Ohio when he was a baby and I poisoned ENTJ to make him NPD
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>>33851755
[Baseless accusations of pedophilia and\or zoophilia]
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>>33851754
Oreos absolutely mogs, both with and without milk
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>>33851755
[Surly King of the Egg Fortress]
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>>33851775
Nah, you’re just boring. The other replies at least had input, only thing you had was bait. Enjoy your day!
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>>33851780
this post sponsored by a seething MKG and/or Ohio
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>>33851754
M, Chips Ahoy.
And I think being boring is just what it's called when you aren't learning tons of new things and having tons of first experiences with your partner. The solution would seem to be to find new things to do, naturally.
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>>33851767
wtf, who puts on deo AFTER the bath?
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Is there anything more cucked than having a baby? You nurture, educate and feed a person for 18+ years then some billionaire or faceless corporation snatches them up and exploits their labor.
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>>33851749
>me, a femanon with a weak odor
:)
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>>33851789
Why wouldn't you?
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>>33851779
damn did you rape sarge too? did you drive qt to drink?
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>>33851783
How does he enter and exit this meggnificent fortress?
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>>33851793
Yes and I also forced MKG to cheat on his wife
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>>33851790
I mean if you want to have sex past a certain point you kind of have to with a girl above 6
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>>33851779
>Yeah sure and also I’m the antichrist
Finally some honesty
>>33851793
That IS sarge
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>>33851789
wouldn't it get washed off?
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>>33851771
>exploring
I love this explanation. Thanks!
>>33851782
Oreos with milk do sound yummy
>>33851788
Thanks for the great response. One question. You said
>find new things to do, naturally
But could there ever be a limit o finding new things to do? Or am I just not imaginative enough like every other person who ends up a boring partner?
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>>33851795
he doesn't, he is the king and an immortal being who provides all eggs
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>>33851792
You're already clean at that point. In the locker room, did all the girls put on deo before or after gym? Cause all the guys are doing it after
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>>33851805
I put it on before and after.... So now I know men are dirty pigs thanks.....
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>>33851802
De-odorizing isn't needed when you got 0 odor
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>>33851798
you were the other woman?? who is this FEMME FATALE? don't tell me ... it must be myao
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>>33851805
Guys in school notoriously smell bad. You put the deodorant on after showering/bathing if you don't want to smell like a guy in school who thinks Axe body spray will make his life just like an Axe body spray commercial.
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>>33851806
What's the purpose of putting it on beforehand?
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>>33851806
do you... not wash your pits?
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>>33851809
I’m a transgender :D
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>>33851808
ah, i was just wondering
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>>33851813
I always wash
>>33851811
To make sure you don't smell even a little
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>>33851814
well, it's about time we see some trans representation in villainy
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>>33851751
That is FAR too much introspection for what I thought was an insult. :)

Ok, real talk, I'm sorry you've been through that. I know me saying that doesn't mean anything. Sounds like you’ve been treated like a Shiny Pokemon or something and then blamed when you don’t stay a convenient fantasy. That’s gross. In my opinion, independence does not mean never taking help again. You can be strong and also accept help sometimes. That kinda thinking can box you into being alone forever. Choosing to get support doesn’t make you less independent. It makes you smarter and kinder to yourself. Have you tried therapy? At the risk of sounding ignorant, it sounds like you have difficulty setting boundaries.
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>>33851814
Kys
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>>33851803
it is the same brain mechanisms as when we are exploring a space. when you're in a place with no idea what to do or where to go, you are lost and won't engage (incels). if you in a place with too manu ideas on what to do, then you are lost and won't engage. the optimal place your brain wants to be at is somewhere where you know your capabilities, and you know you can get the resources you need, even if you don't know exactly where it is. this is the basis for the urge to explore, and you want the same thing in a relation: someone familiar enough that you can let your guard down, but not so familiar that you don't feel constrained. this is important: it is constraints that create bonding between people.
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>>33851824
Shut up Swiss
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>>33851754
Oreos, especially the gluten free ones that are extra crunchy.
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>>33851791
I'm still putting deodorant on your armpits because it's arousing to me
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>>33851824
They should only kys if they don't pass the hot ones stay
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>>33851814
You should 100% go as a transformer for halloween
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>>33851766
What do you mean by vector? Lol, jokes on you I'm not currently in a relationship...
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>>33851802
obviously I put it on you after I'm done thoroughly drying your damp armpits, silly
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You guys ever do a movie night here?
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>>33851821
wasn't the villain of the newest hellraiser movie trans?
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>>33851836
ye, I liked that movie
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>>33851803
I wanted to reply fast before to help with the cookie crisis, so I didn't really flesh out that post. It's not so much about just finding activities to do.

I think what makes a relationship become 'boring' is it becoming routine; feeling like you know what's going to happen, what they're going to say, etc. Mixing it up even in small ways, talking about new things, doing random gestures of affection, that sort of thing can help keep it from feeling dull.

>>33851832
He means like a transmission vector. Like by being with you, they develop a fetish and seek it out.
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>>33851818
If your pits smell, why aren't you putting it on in the morning then? What's the point of putting it on right before gym? If you're in the poverty south with no AC and you're sweating all day, sure put on deo whenever you want, but if you aren't smelling before gym, why are you putting it on then? Stinky armpit only happens after you sweat, and after gym. And if you're using a drying out deo, that's even worse for gym cause it dries out all sweat.
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>>33851687
Who puts random baby's online
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>>33851838
was it good? I haven't watched it, tried watching all of the hellraiser movies (the original and 2 are some of my favorite horror movies) but man do they get really really bad after 3 by the sixth movie I just gave up
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>>33851827
nta Are those good? I can't do gluten and my snack options are limited.
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>>33851842
Oh I actually usually put on deodorant like 8 times a day I don't wait to sweat I don't let myself ever sweat
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*rapes your armpits lovingly*
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>>33851840
You guys are really good at seeding insecurities. :)
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>>33851844
It is not as good as the original but I liked it. They use cgi instead of practical effects and it is very hollywood. But the aesthetic is still pretty cool
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>>33851849
You are going to get Alzheimer's.
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>>33851844
If I didn't care for Hellraiser too much, should I still give the sequels a try?
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>>33851857
At least I'm not a dirty girl
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>>33851858
Fuck no...
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coming out of my cage I've been doing just fine
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>>33851861
Not even 2?
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>>33851832
p-p-PICK ME DAMN IT
Jk, but why don't you want guys to get a wheelchair fetish after they're with you? Doesn't it mean you're more assured they stay? Or do you plan on walking in the future?

Ohio answered the vector question
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>>33851860
But the real question is are you a good girl?
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>>33851856
speaking of horror movies, did you ever watch jacob's ladder? I love that movie another one of my favorites.
>>33851858
nah they are just generic boring horror movies, the 5th one though (hellraiser inferno) is kinda decent though it's more psychological horror reminded me a lot of jacob's ladder but uh pinhead shows up at some point (not really a spoiler) maybe try that one if that sounds like something you would enjoy
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>>33851828
thanks for the free deodorant!
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>>33851871
you're welcome BUT I get to put it on you
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>>33851870
No I just have ocd with cleanliness lol
>>33851868
The question is do you have a big enough dick to make me a good girl
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>>33851863
2 is kinda shit I didn't watch 3. You should watch hellraiser judgment it is like a indie movie I think. It has a lot of really gross scenes in it
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>>33851849
I mean, I guess. Though, putting it before gym is the last place to put it on because you want to sweat, it's literally why humans evolved to sweat in the first place.

The other guy talking about alzheimers, idk I use natural arm and hammer which doesn't have the alum stuff people are concerned about, and I think women's stuff have more options too so not much to worry I think(?)
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>>33851872
guaranteed
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>>33851866
I think she doesn't want other girls to be sought out as part of a fetish thing because of her.

>>33851869
Maybe not then. I think the whole concept is very neat but that first movie just didn't grab me.

>>33851874
Define gross. I'm not squeamish but curious.
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>>33851873
i have a small dick that forced me to get creative. i'll make a good girl of you yet.
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>>33851863
No. It won't change you might about the franchise. It It doubles down on the surreal visuals. It’s way more graphic and dreamlike. The sequel still has that bleak, fetish goth energy.
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>>33851873
You're gonna have to figure that out for yourself, in the meantime I want you to behave.
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>>33851878
Like bdsm, dirt, shit, puke, blood
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Could really use some attention from a self-proclaimed annoying retard right now
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Good morning atoga, it is a pleasant day here in Auroville.
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>>33851878
>Maybe not then. I think the whole concept is very neat but that first movie just didn't grab me.
yeah honestly they're not worth it, I personally did like the first 2 hellraiser movies and I just like the 3rd one because of how silly it was
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>>33851882
Not obese
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>>33851869
I have not that one is has been on my list for some time
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>>33851878
But that's only an issue under the assumption they're breaking up or they're playing Polygamy©
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>>33851888
you rang, girlie?
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>>33851884
What caught me off guard with the first was that it's ostensibly about the box and the cenobites, but it felt more like it was just about Frank and Julia being killers. I wanted a little more focus on the surreal stuff actually.

>>33851887
Doesn't sound horrible. I'll look into it.
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>>33851892
did you ever play any of the original 3 silent hill games? those games (especially the second game) are full of references to that movie, I really really like that movie.

also the music video for the song "nightmare" by avenged sevenfold is a recreation of a scene from that movie
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>>33851823
>That kinda thinking can box you into being alone forever.
At this point, with a significant chunk of my life lived, I think this is how I'm supposed to be.
I have tried three different therapists. I think I would rather go back to being on 7cups and help other people instead or work myself to exhaustion so I stave off the depression while trying to figure out what to do next.
The problem is when other people have difficulties with my boundaries and then complain about it to me trying to manipulate me out of them. If it's small stuff, fine, I get that, I can compromise because I am flexible. Big stuff I will tell you right to fuck off and give you the cold decision that this was a non-negotiable in the first place. I think the former behavior does tend to make people believe that I am compromisable, which is just wrong.
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State gender. What is your favorite co-op game to play? I don’t have money to get a second console but I want to play some games with my girlfriend.
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>>33851896
I can't imagine anything more disgusting then to smell. Like it one of the reasons I hate the homeless
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>>33851894
I’m a man and doubt that you’re who I’m talking about
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>>33851903
sex
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>>33851866
:)
>Why don't you want guys to get a wheelchair fetish after they're with you?
I'd like to think I'm more than just a wheelchair. Because, like anon said, if they're just in it for the wheelchair, what's to stop them from dumping me to get someone else in a chair?
>Doesn't it mean you're more assured they stay?
See above.
>Or do you plan on walking in the future?
No plans for walking in the future.
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>>33851901
Yikes imagine liking the second silent hill >>33851881
How small
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>>33851901
I haven't. Are those games still good?
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>>33851903
M, I've been playing Streets of Rage co-op since I was an actual child, and Lego Star Wars was always pretty fun with friends. Also can't really go wrong with Minecraft too much.
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>>33851846
I like them, but be warned, they are kinda hydrophobic. So no... they can't quite be dipped in your milk choice to mush. They'll keep form, and crunchiness.
I'm half convinced they're mixed into the crushed oreo bulk in several restaraunt options. One notibly being wendy's.
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>>33851913
5 inches. 5 girth. 5 fingers. 5 senses.
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>>33851903
fpbp
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>>33851919
that dog one is pretty based actually, if we are being real.
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>>33851902
>At this point, with a significant chunk of my life lived, I think this is how I'm supposed to be.
That's sour grapes and you know it. :)
But seriously, stand your ground, yeh. Don't even budge on the small stuff. That's how they chip away at your resolve.
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>>33851908
SWEET N LOW RETURNS???
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>>33851880
Idk why hoes like boats. What are you going to do? Murder him and throw him overboard in international waters?
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>>33851919
I'm in white community so I never have to be around them
>>33851922
Best sexual move ?
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>>33851903
Which console?
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>>33851928
I can't believe Hasan wasted his bolt axe on a dog...
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Women.
Say your boyfriend gets in “debt” (doesn’t have to be actual debt, maybe just blackmail) with the mafia, will you stay by his side or break up?
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>>33851913
silent hill 2 is alright definitely overrated though 1 and 3 are way better (1 is my personal favorite)
>>33851914
yeah of course they still are, first game has tank controls though which I know filters a lot of people
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>>33851931
5 minutes.
the 5 fives.
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Fucking piece of shit flooded interstate turning an already long drive into a longer one and no gf to make it better. Shitty night
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>>33851911
Yeah, sure, but like, how many girls are in a wheelchair, can do wheelies, roll up the stairs, and a nice rack yours? Don't think you need to be worried. For the sake of your future bf, do let him indulge in your unique feminine lures
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>>33851939
It's like I hate getting hit on by browns whenever it's a white I have to approach him
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>>33851932
Atari Jaguar
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>>33851931
>Best sexual move ?
Tied between the helicopter, the 5 Finger Discount, and what I call the Drinking Fountain
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>>33851940
Is the drive at least over now?
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>atoga suddenly instantly dies
What the fuck
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>>33851955
Owned
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Women do you mind if your bf jerks off?
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>>33851955
Isn’t it always dead on the weekend?
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>>33851950
Are you messing with me? Hover Strike, Raiden, Atari Karts.
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I hate owning a car so god damn much
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>>33851959
Yeah I wasn't that anon lmao
Props for actually coming up with some games
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>>33851960
Join a biker gang

But yes, cars do suck
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>>33851953
No and then I have to immediately turn back around and drive another 3 hours
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>>33851941
That was adorably dorky, anon. You really know how to make a girl feel good about herself. :)
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>>33851958
As of late it's been flatlining on and off during certain times.
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I vote all sex havers should be put in prison to crush rocks with pickaxes. Agree?
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>>33851966
who?
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I got drugged and feel like shit
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>>33851959
Wow. Are you the goth girl that works in a used video game store?
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State gender, please promote your best sex move and describe it.
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>>33851971
Were you raped? No, seriously.
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>Did a clean shave yesterday
>The hairs are already painfully bursting out of my face
This shit stinks. Women will never understand this pain
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>>33851970
Why are you responding to ENTJ?
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>>33851974
Not recently
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>>33851965
You have my sympathies.
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>>33851955
Dinner time for me.

>>33851959
Not bad. Though I think playing Atari Jaguar with a partner is a great way to break up.
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>>33851967
Cool girls deserve to feel special <3
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>>33851972
yeh
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>>33851961
Please tell me you're kidding, what happened to have a nice day/night?
This Christmas shit needs to stop fr.
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>>33851975
Describe your shaving process
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>>33851982
I'm impressed. You know your stuff.
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>>33851973
M
I like using my left hand to jerk my cock because it feels slightly different than my dominant right. For extra effect, sometimes i turn my left hand upside down? Like instead of my thumb facing up, i grab my cock with my left hand facing down
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>>33851959
>Raiden
nta but man I tried to beat that game earlier this year, I just couldn't that game is way too hard for me
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>>33851980
nta I would love to play that, I've honestly never heard of that, but I'm kind of an idiot about retro stuff.
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>>33851985
electric shaver
those circular ones
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>>33851979
Legitimately at rh end of my fucking rope
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Is it okay to hook up with a taken moid if he cheats on bis gf all the time anyway?
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>>33851987
that's called a backhand stroke, first time I masturbated I was doing that because it felt better
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>>33851957
Only if it's in front of me
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Women, how broken do you like your man? Do you like them riddled with childhood trauma, war trauma, etc?
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>>33851973
I grab my cock with both hands and I thrust my hips instead of moving my hands, basically I fuck my hands
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>>33851995
Have you looked at a weather report to see when the rain is expected to stop?
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>>33852000
I can fix him
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>>33852005
Ick
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>>33851992
Those ones tear the fuck out of your hair. Get the bar one.
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>>33852000
Usually men can't be fixed... I'm going to pass
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>>33851973
M, the Up & Down & All Around. While you're inserted, particularly when you're all the way in, you just move your hips up, down, all around.

>>33851991
Maybe I shouldn't throw stones. I bought a Sega Saturn this year after all.
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>>33852009
pass gas more like it LOL
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>>33852004
I should have easier time once I head back north
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>>33852005
>>33852009
I don't mean the pyschopath uses his brokenness as an excuse to be bad shit. I mean the born good PTSD riddled puppy dog that is numb to everything and doesn't take anything personally as a result, or only cares about utility rather than posturing, the one that doesn't enjoy much due to his brain being desensitized. The one who would do nothing and just leave everything messy and untidy if given the option
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I don't care that you're a woman, if you put your hands on me you're getting dropped.
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When parthenogenesis becomes common moids will become obsolete. A world without moids is the future
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>>33852010
Lol, is that the one lone retro console your store had among the emulation boxes? Have you played Enemy Zero?
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>>33851409
This is how I found out that I have connected earlobes
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>>33852015
How
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Who cares if a few trees are dying?
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Who is your favourite?
>Chris
>Zack
>Cory
>Tomar
>Lyle
>Adam
>Dave
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>>33852024
All of them, at the same time
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>>33851996
kinda shitty
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>>33852022
Japanese care
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>>33852018
Oh right, we talked about that, didn't we?
Nope, they really didn't have much for Sega in general. I think they had one Saturn game and it was original Virtua Fighter, not even Remix.

I got mine off of eBay, bought a few games for it and a flashcart which works like magic. I don't think Enemy Zero has ever hit my radar. Is it good?
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>>33852025
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0k2tq46IjUM
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>>33852027
but they are killing out all the whales
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>>33852014
why are you describing me
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>>33850846
Americans are so dumb
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>>33852032
But whales destroy the ocean
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>>33852017
you need dick
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>>33852024
Who even are these
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>>33852040
thats a man
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>>33852040
Women actually can buy dildos you do know that right
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>>33852041
nta
new mariokart characters
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>>33852043
ok and?
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>>33852033
Because I've seen how chicks love that archetype lol. It's not like you always wear it on yourself, you might during a weekend being unkept with coffee stains on your shirt, but when you trauma dump to a girl, and you're a consistent nice kind person I've seen that they start to like you. I think the only drawback being that archetype is you're less likely to put yourself in a situation where you could get to know someone. You're also less likely to harass women.
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>>33852043
Jh told me dildos could never compare to the real thing
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>>33852044
>we went from getting new characters like Petey Piranha and Kamek
>to Cow and Goomba
>now just regular people
It's like we've gone back to Mario Golf 64.
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>>33852051
They do especially the ones that can squirt
>>33852046
And your replaced lol
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>>33852028
It's an interesting game. Sort of divisive. It's got ambition and atmosphere but the gameplay's kinda meh I guess. If you treat it like an experimental survival horror instead of an outright action horror game it’s intriguing.
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>>33852044
I've looked it up and it doesn't seem to be true, why did you lie to me
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>>33852001
Ok, but like, this isn't really possible right? Basically impossible to keep your arm motionless like a gyroscope while trhusting your body
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>>33852052
I will not have you talk shit about Cow!
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>>33852053
You're a gay larper, a man is not simply just dick and i bet that whatever mayo you can put in there is not as warm
>t virgin
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>>33852057
I can actually do it but only for a few seconds, it takes some practice and effort
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>>33852053
I like to think that some women actually like men
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>>33852063
Warm water in a pussy feels pretty good desu
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>>33851973
>The Joystick
Have her tug on the dick to take control of my limbs like a rat controlling a french chef. If she pulls on it, I fart
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>>33852055
I can certainly give it a look. I played Death Crimson after all. Have you heard of that one? It's one of those legendary kusoge where there's almost nothing good about it. Even its page on the Game Catalog @wiki is hilarious.
https://w.atwiki.jp/gcmatome/pages/2700.html
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>>33852065
I like men but if your thinking bad sex is better then masterbating with a dildo your wrong
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>>33852047
>you're less likely to put yourself in a situation where you could get to know someone
yeah...
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Sorry
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>>33852067
>putting water inside the pussy
Okay this is 100% a larp. No real woman would do this
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>>33852067
Okay but you'd be mega weird if you can compare having sex with single detached parts than the whole person, imagine if lesbians said they don't need gfs because they can scissor a uhh whatever those fake vulvas are called
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>>33852078
all of us do this if we aren't virgins
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>>33852074
I am a virgin but I can imagine it being pretty boring if the otehr person is not into it or something like that
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>>33852079
Well bad sex isn't worth it
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>>33852051
jh is in a throuple and likes tiny dick

dildos can and do compare, and are better than 90% of men the same way blowjobs can be better than pussy but aren't always
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>>33852081
Nta and i'm a virgin but i still doubt any do that unless you're just talking about showering and having warm water hit there kek
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>>33851136
I'm really not sure. I figure we only have another 10 or so years though.
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>>33852067
I'm a guy but this seems like a good way to get a uti.
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>>33852081
bad larp lmao but could have guessed you were a man by the name alone
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>>33852089
High five!
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>>33851957
Yes, I mind.
Why no sex.
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>>33852084
Dude she likes big dick
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>>33851961
Christmas needs to stop jumping the gun. We haven't even hit november yet.
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>>33852049
>2 cuts
>press x to doubt
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>>33851969
I'll crush his rocks in the gender mixed prison of people that do sex.
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>>33852088
No not changing a tampon gives you a UTI.
>>33852089
Not a man
>>33852086
My gfs routinely go to sex shops and buy things there. We are not inhibited like women you meet
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>>33852073
>Death Crimson
Lol. I love that game for all the wrong reasons. It’s technically playable but just barely. That's the best review I can give it. It's like Wiseau's The Room in video game form.
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>>33852074
Julian?
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Women, how should a man address your womanly needs?
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A weird thing happened to me today and I want to know if I did the right thing.

So I'm driving home to my apartment today. I picked up my Dairy Queen and I'm going to go in and eat it, drop some stuff off, then go back out to play board games with family. But there's a school bus that is dropping a kid off in front of my building, so I sit and wait for the kid to be safely on the sidewalk, then I turn onto my street to get in my parking lot, and the kid flags me down. I roll my window down and he asks me if he can hitch a ride to his house.

See the road there is pretty narrow, and I guess the school bus drops him off a ways from his house. I've seen him before walking down the street. He's carrying an instrument in a case, like a trombone or something, and I guess he didn't want to carry it all the way home. Thing is that I think he assumed I was going to drive down the street closer to his house, when I was just pulling into my parking lot. I also had trash in my car so I wouldn't have a nice place for him to sit. I still felt bad though, like I had an opportunity to do something nice for somebody and I declined. He said sorry and I told him "you're good man." I also didn't know what his parents would think if some stranger dropped him off in his car.

Did I do bad? Would you judge me?
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>>33852017
>Based, and Asari pilled.
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>>33852099
I was friends with genuine megawhores (not the ones that do OF) and they still didn't even step in a physical sex shop (we have them)
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>>33852098
>I'll crush his rocks
:|
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>>33852110
Then they aren't whores anon
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>>33852105
Not really, I would be very confused if that happened to me
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Women, do (You) enjoy dicks in the 6.5"-8" range in terms of length, and 5.5"-6.5" in terms of girth?
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>>33852114
what are you? john whore the creator of every whore?
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>>33852101
Even at my work, it's become a bit of a joke among us. I showed my coworkers it and they laughed hysterically.
Do you guys carry Sega stuff at your store?
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Men how many partners did you have before you got good at sex
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>>33852114
Yeah well it wouldn't be the correct term for someone who thinks that a woman can really live off single dildos either
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>>33852118
I mean a real woman can take a huge cock. Ones that say it's too big are cheating
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>>33852000
He can have a little bit of trauma if he wants. Humans do bad shit sometimes.
I haven't really seen anyone without some.
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>>33852119
What I'm saying is she's not going to tell you about dildos if your in her friend zone... Which is where you are anon
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What would a leaked atoga sex tape look like?
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>>33852132
Horrifying.
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>>33852131
That wasn't me and you're a mega weirdo, i'm a female virgin
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>>33852134
Bizzare are you super ugly? Is that why your a virgin
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>>33852132
who would it be of?
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>>33852132
very awkward
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>>33852137
Kek no, you're trying to larp too hard
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>>33852132
like the plap wojak except the girl is uglier and brown
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>>33852138
The hottest manon and femanon
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>>33852132
Doesn't gare do that? I pretty sure he leaked a actual sex tape on here if I remember.
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>>33852137
You're* a dumbass.
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>>33852141
Not a larper but really if you are female you should be having sex when your 16
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>>33852143
so me
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>>33852107
WAR ON CHRISTMAS AGAIN!
RAAAAAA
Quit fagging up my halloween!!!
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>>33852148
People like you are half of the reason why i decided to stay a virgin
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>>33852149
Yep. Start recording, anon
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>>33852113
With snu snu, baby~
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>>33852151
What are you waiting for though? It's just sex with someone. It's nothing special just two people having sex
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>>33852145
I wish
There’s no sex tape of me to my knowledge
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>>33852155
I think that sex is something special and i only want to open about it with the person i truly love, not just someone who seems attractive
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>>33852148
Enjoy your ban
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>>33852155
It's special to non cluster bs
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>>33852160
For what reason? Having sex when I was 16? Do pepole not have sex early??
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>>33852160
>Enjoy your ban
Leftist nazi scum. You know announcing a report is against da rules right?
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>>33852151
Ignore and report the 4chan pass spammer jeet
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>>33852148
>Mirror, mirror, on the wall
>Who's the dumbest of them all?
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>>33852132
>>33852133
>What would a leaked atoga sex tape look like?
>Horrifying
Neuro's audio wasn't bad.
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>>33852158
Well I hope that works out for you.
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Why do femanons hate the thought of doing this?
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>>33852130
I hesitated asking this >>33852118 because I knew you'd ask your version again. Lol
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>>33852167
She sounded like a dying pig
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>>33852168
>Snow white
>White
Bitch you brown though WTF?
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>>33852151
its clearly a troll
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>>33852168
It will be alright don't worry
>>33852170
Because you're an obsessed subfag
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>>33852175
I wish I was a poc they have so much more fun
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>>33852164
You are very kramer coded tho.
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>>33852171
hey, at least i dont spam as much as 3.8" anon
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>>33852167
I had a huge crush on her but never clicked that shit, anyone who did is a pervert but hey that’s /adv/
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>>33852170
what the point of doing that
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There is this girl I liked at work. She was goofy and cute. We seem to get along ok. Prob the only girl in my 2.5 decades of life I ever had a crush on. I was always thinking about asking her out until she mentioned her BF. I genuinely lose interest and was able to stay friends which I liked because I never had a female friend. Then she got engaged and I figure maybe it would be best if I start distancing myself out of respect for her man. I always stayed professional and friendly though.

Maybe less than a year later she is divorced and her last name also isnt even her old name, its her mom's maiden name. I have a feeling the break up was so bad she hates all men now. She's still somewhat nice to me.

She's like 32 and I am 28. I have started applying to other jobs anyway. I am thinking if I get a new job, I should ask her out and if it doesnt work out there is no awkwardness at work for either of us. Is this a good idea or bad idea?
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>>33852178
wanting thighs wrapped around my face does not make my a sub lmao
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>>33852177
I'm calling them larper but still i barely know someone who lost it before a certain age, but it was with people their age ofc
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>>33852167
No, it was pretty bad. So I don't think you actually remember. I had to turn it off half way. Just pass.
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>>33852179
Entj you wish
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>>33852179
Jesus Christ, it keeps getting worse.
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>>33852185
thigh feels warm and soft on face.
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>thread dies
>mysterious namefags disappear almost overnight
It’s the same person
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>>33852187
You're just saying that to sneak your subfagness in
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why can't anyone actually have good sex then on atoga. This is a shame esp if you know it would be leaked why not do the best sex voice of your life
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Can i ask how that neuro recording was even presented
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>>33852181
I am sick of these leftist nazis, Jerry
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>>33852167
Did you even bother listening to it?
I wanted to be deaf after the first minute.
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>>33852199
are you the anon that requests male moans all the time?
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>>33852200
she recorded it herself, and posted it for whatever reason
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>>33852179
F. I will never date an indian man
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This board is reddit coded

Wimen what reddits would you hypothetically browse (it’s okay to be gay if you’re a girl)
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>>33852206
Did the other person know any of that?
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Gender
What is ONE college class you would recommend taking and why?
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>>33852204
No but wow what a idea in my experience they don't moan
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>>33852212
really? like no sound at all?
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>>33852211
Microbiology because it's easy and fun
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>>33852214
Yeah usually. I don't believe any man on here if they say they do.
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>>33852209
Her eyes look like she had a small stroke.
Is this what shoving large plastic into you does?
I don't remember reddit. I deleted it.
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My first time will be with a man that can moan genuinely
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>>33852211
Signals and systems. I LOVE SIGNALS AND SYSTEMS
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>>33852223
They don't.
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Im sitting a plane looking at the plane thinking about how the wright brothers invented flight.

The world is full of so much good. Y'all are too negative.
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Why dont foids watch porn?
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>>33852223
Moans are what separate the good men from the trash
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>>33852229
Looking at one of the planes wings*
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>>33852229
shut up loser
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Why are people here incredibly gay?
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>>33852232
I've watched it why would a girl not watch porn to get better at sex? Are you just with frigid girls
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>>33852229
Bye bye jeet
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>>33852223
>>33852233
Correct opinions.
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>>33852233
I think the dick and balls do that already.
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>>33852223
>>33852233
>>33852239
I'm never falling for this psyop. Women will 100% get the ick from this
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>>33852240
A good dick is NOTHING if he can't moan. #fact
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>>33852211
Astronomy
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>>33852236
Idk but i just took my dildo out my ass and said foid
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>>33852217
I actually do, my girlfriend actually liked it, I was a bit self conscious about it because I remember reading years ago about women not liking that, I don't remember where I read that but for some reason that stuck with me
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>>33852243
But if they have a dick and balls they can't be trash.
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>>33852242
Gay opinion

I have a theory, what if the men who don't moan are the ones that got cut? Atoga told me that they feel less
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Men who don't are just not into the girl there with. At that point if you didn't want her you should of just got a escort.
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>>33852249
i dont get why you hate men for being mutilated as infants without out consent
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>>33852247
They can and many already are
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>>33852130
yeah, it's good.
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>>33852211
Composition. Too many people write poorly.
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>>33852252
You keep going crazy every time it's mentioned, it's a genuine question and we don't do that here
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>>33852253
No. Only women can be trash, and most of them are.
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>>33852249
I bet that's true. Why even go near a circumcised guy.
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>>33852242
No, I will get the ick if you are silent.
You better be enjoying my pussy and say so with words and onomatopoeia.
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>>33852257
t. moanlet
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>>33852250
Does panting count
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>>33852255
They'd just use AI to write their shit, and the professors would use AI to grade it.
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>>33852249
>Atoga told me that they feel less
I have a different theory, that they don't actually feel less because your brain will adapt to stimuli all in relativism.
If the feeling is less strong, then your brain won't build as much of a sensitivity to it what is there will cause your brain to react more.
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I moan a bit when I jerk off, have to hold my moans back a bit
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>>33852261
You know I'm right.
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>>33852257
Women are not trash we are the better part of the sexes
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>>33852223
He'll exaggerate for you
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>>33852232
what porn, ai fetish art?
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>>33852211
M, Intro to Statistics. I still use a lot of what I learned in that class, and it's one of the only math classes I ever enjoyed.
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>>33852266
Are you aware that teachers can see each character you type, each space you make, each copy and paste you make into the document, and each backspace you make in a replay of the paper being made?
Also AI detectors are a meme and don't work but the above can easily tell if you used AI to do your work for you.
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>>33852270
Incorrect. Women are inferior in every way outside of sexual attraction.
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>>33852275
Your misogynistic
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>>33852267
That just sounds like any men who is just not feeling much from the sex
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>>33852276
See >>33852269
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>>33852266
Then they can write by hand.
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>>33852269
Start jerking off and record yourself moaning right now
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>>33852278
I think the theory sounds consistent with other stimuli and how our mind adapts to them.
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>>33851996
>Is it okay to hook up with a taken moid if he cheats on bis gf all the time anyway?
No. You'll just be his pump and dump, his whore, his pocket pussy hole, his prozzie
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>>33852276
Nta but why do you keep typing "your", this is at least the third time
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>>33852284
Because im from Eastern Europe
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>>33852282
We should get some scientists to test these
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>>33852256
evil
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>>33852232
Seen porn. Not a fan and don't need it. Need higher end risque above NC 17 movies with plot to care about characters fucking being hot or not.
And maybe like, don't intentionally make characters boring enough for self-inserters.
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>>33852285
I'm not a native english speaker either
>>33852287
Obsessed
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>>33852275
misogynists become foids in their next life
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Am I the only one that finds BV to be hot?
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>>33852232
I only look at fictional one, real one is gross and questionable most of the times
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Why does foid h8 moid?
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Men, do you want your (potential) gf to masterbate?
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>>33852293
because moid didn't push her cervix
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>>33852294
I'd like her to have a high libido to match mine so I figure that adds up
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>>33852294
I assume all girls masturbate
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>>33852294
*masturbate
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>>33852294
Yeah absolutely. If she doesn't, I'd be a little wary. I want to be with someone horny and won't dislike my needs for sex with her
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>>33852294
Ofc
>>33852273
Is this the same as probabilities because then I agree
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>>33852299
If you don't moan then what's the point
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>>33852294
yeah, sure. As long as she isn't rejecting me and then going to flick the bean in the next room. I would cry
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Women, at what parts during sex do you want to suck a guy's cock? What are you seeking during that time, for him to cum or just to turn him on?
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i opened a jar
f
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>>33852297
Is 6 enough for this?
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>>33852308
did it hurt
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>>33852308
plaps you
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Mommy is backkkkk
<3
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>>33852308
If I were there I would've done it for you
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Goodnight togies wish me sweet dreams please
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Do men ever struggle to open jars?
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>>33852268
>have to hold my moans back a bit
Stop doing that.
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>>33852308
Good job.
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>>33852307
Both actually I like men who can cum multiple times during. Like take it out of the pussy and I suck a little bit and put it back in. Fun things like that.
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>>33852308
I'm so proud of you.
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>>33852315
Sweet dreams
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>>33852303
See, this is a catch 22 with me. Because I don't, but I could have lots of sex.
Because sex is actually nice and schlicking is mostly arguing with yourself to feel nice.
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Women if you had a male friend with little to no social media and he asked you to investigate on another girl for him, would you? or is that weird to even ask?
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>>33852304
Probabilities and interpreting polls and stuff.
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>>33852313
Do you ever squeeze your tits and spray your milk everywhere?
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>>33852326
What valid reason would you have to stalk another girl?
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>>33852315
You are going to have a dream where you do something so fucked up that it ruins your life. Then you will wake up thanking god it was just a dream
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>>33852307
Mostly just beginning, and before a condom. Just to turn him on.
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>>33852309
apparently yes
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>>33852330
Potential date or after a date or two.
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>>33852328
When they milked, yes. Now I get an occassional hormonal dribble or they can flow if suckled on.
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>>33852317
No. We are born with that ability
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>>33852331
Based this is why you take melatonin so you don't dream
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>>33852315
sweet NIGHTMARE dreams, gare.
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>>33852313
mommy can I have some milk please?
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>>33852333
Yay. 6 and thick wins again
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>Forgot about late assignment
>No more submissions 2 days after it's due, so it's a 0%
AIEEEE MY A NOOO
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>>33852318
it's not like I want to but I don't live alone and I don't want other people to hear me
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>>33850832
I always called it a spiderman blow job
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>>33852300
>>33852302
yeah that's about right
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>>33852343
it's literally above average bro
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>>33852345
Mabye one is a cute girl that would give you a hand job if she heard you though
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>>33852344
at least you don't have to worry about submitting it anymore (i'm lazy and thinking like this is the way i cope)
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>>33850832
I hope i can experience that but i don't know if the blood flowing into my head would feel weirder, doesn't have to last so long though and i am replying because it's something i wonder about often
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>>33852350
oh I wish, that would be pretty nice
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>>33852337
Have you ever had them sucked on during sex?
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>>33850807
So, Foid, Foidlet, Foidling, or foidette?
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>>33852291
She’s pretty fine
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Women do you care if men have nipples or not?
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>>33852291
has she posted pictures before?
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>>33852291
>>33852358
Trip back on, Ohio.......
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Would sleeping while your bf holds your boobs feel weird on that area when you wake up? Would it influence the shape? Would you get bfgrabbedboobs shape?
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>>33852289
>Obsessed
About my dick being mutilated? yes ofc
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>>33852359
What I care about is if I can give them Hickey's whenever and however I want
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>>33852359
I care!
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Men, when you say that youre busy are you fucking your harems on rotation or is actually grinding at work?
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For women,
Did you also grow up having absolutely no idea how to do makeup or anything like that? Skin care besides just washing your face with hands so being considered frivolous and whore Stacy behavior? My mom actually did used to tell me that makeup was for prostitutes. No, we're not Eastern European. But for some reason she got very upset at me when I said that I wanted to wear mascaraat 13 because all the other girls did. She bought me clear mascara and said that I shouldn't need anything more than this unless I wanted to be some whore. It's taken me quite a while to start learning skincare, and I'm trying, although there are a few things that I can't fix like I can't fix the dark spots after cystic acne, because in of all my research that that will just take time. I also can't do anything else about the cystic acne, because it's driven by high androgen and I am slim, I do exercise often, and I don't over consume sugar. The only other thing I can really do is go on birth control, which I refuse to do. I've just gotta live with these periodic big deep very painful pimples that rarely have a head, I've always got at least 1 but no Kore than 4 at a time. Always my nose and chin. I've tried doing makeup, but even when I follow the videos, and I look the way they say I should look, I just feel like I don't look like me anymore. I can't recognize my face, and it's uncanny. I feel like I just painted on a clown face. I'm also afraid that if I actually start doing makeup to cover my dark circles and accentuate the good features I have in my face, that means I have to do it every single time I go outside or I won't look right anymore, and I'll constantly be downgrading myself if I don't have my face painted. How do I get over these feelings? I feel like I'm transitioning from female to female. It makes me feel dehumanized sometimes, that I don't know how to be a real woman, even though I am a real woman.
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>>33852363
What trip?
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>>33852370
Men what would great sex be like for you
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>>33852370
Flaming people on deadlock mostly
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What should my name be
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>>33852370
It means vide... I mean work.
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>>33852370
Both.
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>>33852359
Hmm. I guess it would be very weird if he didn't, but its not like they serve any purpose. I could still love him just fine
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>>33852379
Yuuki Rito
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>>33852370
Im grinding at getting more harem members, they dont catch themselves you know!
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>>33852379
Tosspot
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>>33852294
>Men, do you want your (potential) gf to masterbate?
Depends on what to.
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>>33852380
I KNEW IT MOTHERFUCKER IS OBSESSED WITH DUMBASS FIFA BOOTLEG GAME
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>order a half fried chicken with fries and mac and cheese
>only meal of the day
>walk 22,000 steps a day at my job

Is this fat behavior?
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>>33852383
>>33852385
I don’t get it but ok!
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>>33852324
Idk how much I'd trust that, but it would be her word against mine so I'd technically be forced to to accept it anyway. Doesn't really matter that much then
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Women could you ever be attracted to skinny, shorter men when men like this exist? >>33852384
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Women, do you like to bounce on it?
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>>33852390
Not exactly fat behavior no, but that is junkorexic behavior. Only eating garbage food while still being active and not even overeating it. You could have been able to have three meals if they weren't garbage. You would feel a lot better if you actually got nutrition.
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>>33852395
Has to be bigger then 5" to bounce properly moid
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>>33852391
oh no what have i created
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>>33852332
So you never have issues with tired jaw then if you aren't going for cumming?
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>>33852394
Yes, I don't really feel attracted to Asian men at all. Even Mr. Mongoria
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>>33852399
I also don’t know but I feel very pretty and a bit like a wrestler, now I need entrance music
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>>33852398
I can't stop winning!!!
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>>33852388
Hasan
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>>33852397
I try to eat healthy most of the time, stayed the same weight and still exercise. I was just hungry and ate it all because it was delicious
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>>33852405
Could be worse
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>>33852394
Its not all its cracked up to be, You come back from horseriding to find the women customize your yurt.
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>>33852374
Sorry for having to deal with that, but i also grew up not wearing makeup, i do feel weird about my face when i apply some but i think it's just about getting used to it. I always prefer something lighter, but sometimes i try to see if i can do things that are more popular and in if you think about it, any girl looks a bit different if you take off those things after all.
I didn't have skin issues but i know there are ways you can deal with it and the effects it had but i don't know much more than that.
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>>33852411
Would
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Any gender but mainly men for gooner purposes
how thick are your fingers?
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>>33852407
Oh, well you should have prefaced with that. If it's just a treat that's fine. Like on your birthday if you want to eat one of those personal cakes, thats fine its just one day. If you go out to a cafe on a Saturday to have French toast, that's fine. Having French toast for breakfast every day is fat behavior. Having a coffee flavored milkshake should be a treat maybe once every two weeks at MOST. Every day is fat behavior.
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>>33852403
>now I need entrance music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXZpOfsq1TA
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>>33852415
Not thick
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>>33852384
Cute pic
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>>33852394
>Women could you ever be attracted to skinny, shorter men when men like this exist?
Yea
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>>33852354
If you try it out, he should tape a vibrator to your clit or have a toy insert in you to get you off while he fucks your mouth. The blood flowing to your head and his dick blocking your airways might make you cum harder. Have him squeeze your boobs and moan while he's using your throat to get off to make it even hotter.
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>>33852416
Why not just throw up ? Then being thin is easy
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>>33852417
That’s perfect. Surely this will go well…
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>>33852370
M just turned 36, cannot imagine a worse hell than having a harem of additional women and children to deal with, just have the one wife and the one clutch of kids and it's too much friggin work. A literal Women's Studies PhD told me I was a high value male, I think she's mistaken, and I don't want it.
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>>33852370
Could also mean we're tired, boss
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just got back from the soccer game

What should I do tonight? Read? Vidya? Anime? Shitpost?
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>>33852423
I'm not into toys at all but yes i thought it would be cool if he can get to grab my breasts too
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>>33852390
Needs more nutrition, but I bet it was tasty
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>>33852412
Oh, don't worry about the skin thing. That's more of just bitching because I understand that it's very, very hard to fix and if I don't like the look of it, then I do just need to get better at doing makeup so I can hide it. Is it better than if I just practice makeup at home first and once I find a look that I really like, then I start wearing that out? If I start wearing it out, does that mean that I'll always have to wear makeup going out or I'll look strange and disturbing and super ugly by comparison?
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>>33852432
It was very good, local spot I frequent
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>>33852430
What do you mean exactly, what did you do
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>>33852415
>Making me go measure this shit
The girth of my middle finger is about 2.7"
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>>33852415
not thick but not super thin either, they're a bit long too
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>>33852281
Kill yourself.
>>33852290
Reincarnation is bullshit.
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>>33852431
Can you cum just by boob play or face fucking though? Doesn't seem great to choke you out for nothing.
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>>33852440
Jesus Christ is also bullshit.
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>>33852415
2.75 inches around but not very long
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>>33852433
You can absolutely just try it at home and then go with what you feel you've found and got better with, you won't look strange if one day you don't wear it, consider it like dressing fancy and dressing more casual, or having a different hairdo
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Never give name fags (You)s, but obviously throwing up is very, very, very bad for you. Do not make yourself throw up. Just don't binge eat, or if you're going to have bulimia and no one can change your mind that you want to binge eat continuously, do not binge and restrict, preferably just have exercise bulimia. Eventually, you'll start to realize that you wouldn't have to do so much exercise if you just didn't binge.
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>>33852442
Nta
Every significant historian agrees he existed. He was definitely a real person.
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>>33852452
A real schizophrenic and fake god
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>>33852370
I have to get up early = I don't want to do stupid lovey dovey shit or 3 hours of foreplay, I want to fuck and gtfo
I'm busy = I have something better to do than hang out or have sex with you
I'm too busy for a relationship = you arent wife material, I'll keep fucking you until I meet someone better though
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>>33852441
I didn't experience most of those things but i once did with breast stuff, but i like choking a lot too. In that setting though i wouldn't care about being pleased, just want to feel the other person doing stuff and enjoying himself
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Should I dump my gf because she went to a better college than me? It didn't matter to me before but I've exhausted my ability to pretend to not care.
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Is there any point in being here when they're aren't horny lonely femcels?
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>>33852415
Well, I've been told by an anon here that they're very, very thick. I'm not sure.
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>>33852458
College girls are practice gfs only, i mean do you want her student debt?
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>>33852456
So basically your shit at sex then
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It must be so crazy meeting your kid’s boyfriend like “damn, so this is the nigga laying pipe on my son”
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>>33852455
Convinced a lot of intelligent people at the time for sure. Do a little research on it if you're bored, It's very surprising how much we know about him historically when he wasn't a politician and most people weren't literate
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>>33852461
No, but a guy's supposed to be better than his girl at (almost) everything, except for traditional woman stuff.
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>>33852440
>took 40 minutes to respond
How was the JO session?
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Only americans do those errors or think that others do them
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>>33852440
my mom
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>>33852464
Sand people are not intelligent
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So the only solution I have found to solipsism; which still actually implies solipsism, is an infinite recursion. We are all God and we are an infinite recursion and we go together as a set.
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I’m also a namefag with a bad take
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>>33852466
I was making and eating dinner.
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>>33852469
Romans were
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>>33852446
Thank you
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>>33852456
>I have to get up early
I have to change the horse blanket and make sure my ropes arent wet
>Im busy
Im lassoing lasses in the plains on my trust stead.
>Im too busy for a relationship
My horse doesnt like or the other girls dont.
Maybe i think you cant cook with fire or sleep in a yurt
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>>33852473
They aren't sand people there meds
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>>33852477
Christianity spread so fast in Rome despite being illegal that it became the state religion
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Should i kill myself if i feel comfy in ass up face down type of position
Out of sex?
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If you need more than 7 inches your pussy is too loose
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>>33852457
You sound very subby. Would you be down to having a leash around your neck and acting like a loyal golden retriever gf who does anything she can to make her owner's dick happy? He rewards you with good girl compliments and lease chokes while fucking you from behind.
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>>33852460
post
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>>33852323
>>33852331
>>33852340
Thank you I can’t sleep
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>>33852481
That's no reason to kill yourself
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>>33852482
So your 3 Inches then why would you admit to that
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>>33852464
This isn't /pol/, but if you'd like my theory personally, I think they just understood that a serious change needed to happen, they needed a revolution, and they found a really good scapegoat. After all, Saul of Taursus did not believe any of it until suddenly he was actually a super-duber convinced and stopped outright killing and torturing Christians and became one of them, but he also ended up writing almost all of the New Testament. He also injected his own personal beliefs on how, realistically, he felt Judaism should have been practiced from the beginning. There are a lot of things from the New Testament that are just Saul's personal perspective, like how he says that personally, he thinks people should not get married or have children, he thinks that they should just be nuns or monks and devote themselves to God entirely. But if they can't help themselves from wanting to have sex, then they should only do it within the confines of marriage. We also pretty much only know how to conduct oneself as a man or woman or person in the church by what Saul said. Nobody even wrote about Jesus until 50 years after his death. Everything was written so long posthumously that few people who saw any of it were even alive, and we can barely verify who wrote things except that we do know Saul being a scholar, knowing his writing style, did write most of it.
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>>33852486
Debatable, it's also not socially acceptable
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>>33852473
Let's not talk about how Romans viewed religion and practiced their own religion, let alone how they actually function day to day in the late stages of the empire, what with all the madness.
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>>33852481
You must live on for dick and cum
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>>33852482
Deep* not loose
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>>33852488
NTA but you’re taking a lot of things out of context, like
> he thinks people should not get married or have children
This is not true, he said that everyone should follow the path laid out for them and not force the issue
> But if they can't help themselves from wanting to have sex
*wanting to be married
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>>33852490
Men what's your Favorite Roman emperor
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>>33852483
I like cats a lot but i'm more into the other kind of treatment but i'm also shy
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>>33852492
I'll try
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>>33852481
No, please don't hurt yourself. You're allowed to be in any position that feels comfortable for you no matter the situation.
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>>33852472
Lame.
What was it
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>>33852488
That also denies completely the people who claimed to have seen the risen Christ at the time. The message of Jesus was certainly not revolution, he made the Jewish leaders at the time incredibly upset because he didn't want to revolt against Rome
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Still don't give namefags (You)s. But if you read the actual text given, especially if you like to have a lot more fun and read through several different translations, you'll find a lot of different meanings and interesting little corrections made because "they actually didn't know what they meant when they translated it this time. We'll fix it so that it's more easy to understand!" The only way you could actually possibly know what was written is if you're able to read not only Hebrew, but Greek, oh, you'd also have to understand the culture at the time to understand linguistically what they meant. If you went back to that day and age and said, it's raining cats and dogs, they'd have no idea what you were talking about, and we can infer that there were plenty of phrases like that that must be missed translations that we have no idea what they actually mean. But someone else decided that they totally know what they meant.
If it's your religion and it's what keeps you sober or makes you happy and gives you a community you belong in, whatever. Converting will not make your life fantastic or make you happy or change the facts of life in front of you.
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>>33852495
Stay away from this foid, she's dangerous and will manipulate you.
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>>33852503
Who puts coke in a cup???
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>>33852471
i'm also a namefag with a bad take
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>>33852462
I never said any of that, I was simply stating what men mean when they utter those phrases.
Incidentally I have been told I'm great at sex by 100% of the 2 girls I slept with
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>>33852496
If you're shy, what about if he traps you into a tight spot, forcefully strips you of your clothes and ties you up so you have to do what he wants like face fucking?
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>>33852504
But people didn't exactly claim to see Christ at the time. There were only a handful of people that said they totally saw that. And then they said that other people also totally did see that. And therefore it meant that they should totally convert. The only real accounts of the miracles performed were from the apostles. We know that he was a real person, we do have record that he was crucified. But as for everything else, that's just what the apostles and specifically what Saul wrote. Saul who wasn't even there. Saul who never met Christ or interacted with him. Not once. The cult of Christianity at beginning was a death cult. Remember, Saul said that Jesus would come back during his lifetime, any day, he also was of the belief that everyone would rise from the dead. Everyone, it was the end of the world Doomsday cult, the same as we have now. The difference is over time, it became apparent that they couldn't keep giving that message. Because the end of the world never actually came. Miraculously, the world keeps spinning. No matter who claims that next year it won't.
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>>33852512
That's okay too
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Call me when the anti-theist goes back to /lit/
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>>33852508
I imagine I Caesar did that then there would of been peace and no Gaul slaves in Rome just actual citizens. It would of made Rome great again
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>>33852505
We have documents in their original languages, If you want to say that we can only truly understand books written in their original language then we can't be sure of anything translated ever. Translations don't make something unreliable
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>>33852509
Maybe he's a connoisseur and he's doing it to let the aromas waft into his nose, likes booze hounds or winos
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>>33852508
Did you guys knew that these two are supposed to be the human versions of the reddit mascot
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>>33852517
You will never be Caesar go plant cabbages
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>>33852495
trajan obvs
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>>33852520
Except it coke.... And if he's above 21 why would he be drinking coke anyway he should be having beer
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>>33852521
They're both? As in the guy is fucking an incest version of himself?
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>>33852522
Who says a woman couldn't of brought Rome back after Nero
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>>33852525
Its called twincest.
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>>33852525
Apparently, but i don't know why she's the only one with the antenna thing
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I bet if Pilate had been a woman Christ wouldn't of been crucified
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>>33852518
It becomes unreliable when it's been translated over and over and over and most people discussing it have never read the original and they can't read the original because it's not exactly Greek either. It's ancient Greek and it's ancient Hebrew which very few people can read. You can learn sure and you can study that if you want. For me it doesn't make much difference because I'd also have to believe them at face value on what they're actually preaching. I'm just saying if you've only read the King James version or the new English standard version you have no idea how to actually practice Christianity. You have no idea how many times that has been re-translated and they made quick little edits to fix things, readjust things.
One of the notable instances where a translation was actually not favorable was That because they were cursed in the name of God, two she bears came out of the woods and mauled 42 children to death, but that is actually not reliable because they were not children, they were young men who were technically harassing a prophet of the Lord. So fundamentally, for Old Testament God that is, that does check out. They weren't actually children slaughtered per se.
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>>33852526
>Who says a woman couldn't of brought Rome back after Nero
Me i say it pic related
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>>33852503
where's the curry and vindaloo?
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>>33852524
Beer is fucking gross
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>>33852495

Militia Hoplite!
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They should make a roman emperor otome game
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>>33852535
in my belly, bish
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>>33852459
They gonna make babies, ain't they?
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>>33852545
No they are just work friends.
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>>33852535
That was chinese food the guy posted, no?
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>>33852543
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women
would you clone your bf so you could have a throuple with them?
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>>33852547
Are you not familiar with ENTJ?
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>>33852549
Sometimes
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>>33852552
Fuck I try not to be.
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>>33852546
to quote "Undergrads" (Tv show)
> "... friends can do it!".
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Men what's the horniest you've ever gotten
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>>33852430
Do all of the above.
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>>33852554
Good point, lmao.
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>>33852556
With my gf in the shower
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>>33852532
So how can we be sure of anything at the time? Most people don't speak Latin so that's most of Roman history untrustworthy as well as anything before. We'd have to doubt human ability over time to translate anything at all.
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>>33852553
so you're on the fence about it?
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>>33852556
When I see an attractive Snow Woman.
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>>33852556
The time I shoved a glass tube in my dick
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>>33852556
When my first gf broke up with me and I eventually got over it and moved on and was hanging out with family, and she sent me an unsolicited pic from behind in some sheer white lingerie to try to keep me obsessed with her. Undoubtedly evil, but hot.
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>>33852556

Yikes... those trips are no bueno.
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>>33852561
It would be nice sometimes for cuddles or sex but i wouldn't want the clone to feel left out since i'm not into most of things that 2 people can do at once
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>>33852565
Send her a short video of you farting.
That will scare her off forever.
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>>33852567
What
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>>33852567
Not trips
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>>33852560
This is why I cannot jive with religion. You cannot prove anything to me. I just have to believe it. I just have to have all this faith. And especially for rigid religions, like Christianity, I also have to appeal to rules and adhere my entire life around them. Just because someone said so. Oh wait, I'm sorry. Someone said that God told them I have to. How come those Schizo's are believable? But today's schizos are not. What's different? How do I know that today's schizos are not the real prophets of God? Specifically for Christianity, my favorite part is that if you don't believe all of it, if you do not believe the entirety of the Bible front to back, then you might as well not believe any of it because you are not allowed to just cherry pick what you do and don't believe. So if I believe some of Christ teachings but not things in the Old Testament like rape being okay and you just purchased the woman that you raped, or I for an eye is fine, or hey be careful because God might just get into a contest with the devil and torture you for no good reason, etc, etc, so on and so forth. I'm not a real Christian because I have to believe all of it. Or if I do like the Old Testament God better and say no no, I don't want to wait for them to get what they deserve afterwards. You can't just hype me up for the first half of the book and say God will rain down fire upon them here on this very earth and then say never mind just trust me bro, they'll get it later, it'll totally come to them later. Oh wait, no, God did do that in the New Testament except just first not giving the church money because they knew how much money they had got from selling their property and did not disclose the full amount and held some back for themselves so God killed a man and his wife. They didn't steal from the church, they just lied to God which people do every single day, all day, people commit way worse offenses but that's not worthy of God striking them down right here right now.
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>>33852573
Do you drink brandy or whiskey entj
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>>33852569
Doubt it. I may have accidentally farted in her face when we met up in person.
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>>33852560
We can update what we know about ancient cultures, we do it all the time. You can't just update what you know about religion. It's set in stone. That's how you practice. You can't change the rules ten years later or a hundred or a thousand.
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Women, would you listen to my inane rants that go on for dozens of minutes?
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>>33852556
Sexting in earnest for the first time with someone that I'd known for a while. It was like a dam of built up tension had burst. I was so rigid that any attempts at stimulation were ineffective.
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>>33852579
No, i wouldn't read them either
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Damn they’re still going
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>>33852420
uh.. okay?
M or F?
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>>33852579
YES but only if you listen to mine. Thats my ideal relationship. I also want you to challenge my viewpoints and make me elaborate. Let me poke holes in yours.
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>>33852563
How did that not kill your boner
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There’s a new girl at work and she’s really cute and she has big boobs. I just wish we worked in closer proximity so I could talk to her without going out of my way and looking tryhard
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>>33852584
I have tons of cups it's just why the fuck would anyone not drink it out of a bottle or can...
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>>33852579
what are the rants about?
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>>33852581
>No, i wouldn't read them either
Its, so over.
>>33852585
>YES but only if you listen to mine. Thats my ideal relationship. I also want you to challenge my viewpoints and make me elaborate. Let me poke holes in yours.
We're so back. but im glad to hear that thank you.
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>>33852584
stop lying, and show the biryani and aloo gobi, Kabir.
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>>33852590
What if it's a 2-liter? What if you want to use ice?
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>>33852582
who's still going at what?
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>>33852596
The anti-christian poster
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>>33852590
You're right.
He should be drinking Campa Cola with a straw, lol.
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>>33852583
f
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>>33852596
The horny and themselves, no mercy marathon sessions.
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This is a reminder that if your beliefs exclusively hinge on you never allowing for any doubt or closer inspection, maybe they aren't solid beliefs.
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>>33852000
I want to be the one to break him
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>>33852594
Uhh who uses ice for pop
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>>33852585
God you are so cringe
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>>33852602
Good thing that’s not what they hinge on, but I hope that your milquetoast takes about Christendom feel good
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>>33852598
>>33852596
Schizo hours.
Sometimes it passes quickly. Sometimes, it's the whole night.. until the based Euros save the thread.
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>>33852000
This is actually a good one that deserves trips. It's not that I want him to be broken, I just like him having more soul, more flavor. I don't like someone that's been raised in complete safety and shelter and therefore cannot relate to me at all.
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>>33852602
Why not just be atheist
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>>33852495
Justinian
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would you rather suck a cock, or cuck a sock?
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>>33852612
I also am a fan of brandy but only the more expensive variety
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>>33852600
ain't no way.
No such thing.
IMP-ossible!
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>>33852574
Quoting the Bible after saying it isn't reliable is a bold move.
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>>33852618
Happens
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>>33852556
one time i was doing no nut november and this girl i was talking to on discord at the time started being all nice to me and slightly flirty and i guess because that was the first time i ever got attention from a girl it immediately got me on the verge of cumming in my pants it was insane. up until then i thought only porn could do that but this was like porn times a hundred i literally almost came and had to walk away from the computer for a bit it was so intense. that was the closest i ever got to having a gf sadly it just fizzled out.
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Are big bottles too heavy to drink from for other people too?
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>>33852600
So you want to be lassoed or baited into the yurt?
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>costco brand alcohol
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Being nice to male strangers is like playing russian roulette
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>>33852629
I'm more into the 200$ bottles
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I've never drank, but I'm starting to see why people do. I'm getting strong urges to get shitfaced.
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>>33852633
yeah because only psychopaths go out into society.
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Taking women on dates is like gambling, but it cost more with worse returns.
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>>33852633
Chad/Brad, Tyrone's LAW.
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>>33852631
I prefer my own race still but i'll appreciate the process from afar
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>>33852633

Return to The Maker.
> Andraste
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>>33852606
Good for you for not being a namefag at least. That means you're actually worthy of getting a (You). It'd be cringe to go up to random people and try and change their minds. I'm not the one who brought it up, but I'm not calling you cringe for holding those beliefs. A lot of people are Christian only because they were raised in Christianity. If you actually put them under any pressure, they can't recite Scripture. They don't know any of it. They have no idea how many translations there are, they have no idea anything beyond what their small town church taught them. They have no idea how many branches of Christianity there are and the fact that many consider only themselves to be the real Christians. I just don't put myself in their spaces, I don't belong there, I have no interest in their attempted conversions, and frankly I really don't like the way that they preach it me. But I do respect the ones that try to convert because that means they actually do follow the religion. If you are a true Christian that means you believe there is one God who made everything and everyone and is all knowing, all powerful and everywhere, all the time. And that you believe that Jesus of Nazareth was his son and has risen from the dead and will save your soul and you can only be saved through him otherwise you go to hell. Therefore your job is to convert everyone you possibly can to save them from hell and and show them the love of God. But I've met very few Christians that actually do follow all the beliefs or even know everything that they should be doing. They also don't understand Judaism or the practices that their religion hinges upon. I'm sure that you've probably met tons of Christians who might discussed you because they really do think that all they have to do is be a good person and believe Jesus loves them, but they still drink alcohol. They still get drunk. They still commit acts of adultery. Jesus himself said that lust in and of itself is adultery.
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>>33852637
Men are the gamble. What's the point of going out if they don't fuck you at the end of the night
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>>33852640
I'll respect that, but im still leaving out some fruit just in case.
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>>33852644
Holy shit!!
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>>33852620
Even if I don't believe it, you do, so you shouldn't have a problem with it being quoted within context.
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>>33852643
Don't pair me with the genshin player
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>>33852556
when my gf teased me for 2 weeks straight but didn't allow me to come, fuck I could barely think about anything else
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>>33852640
Eat curry cock.
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>>33852647
Don't starve your harem
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Post gender
If you only have one free day, would you prefer to go do errands like replacing your worn out shoes and clothes, or doing deep cleaning which needs more time and attention to detail?
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>>33852647
*burp*
But I already ate it all.
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>>33852574
The verses right before the ones you quote say that you should kill rapists, the verse you're quoting afterwards describes a scenario where two unmarried people have consensual sex(note the "did not cry out" part like in the first passage). At the time women who weren't virgins wouldn't be married due to stigma and would either be reliant on their fathers or in their fathers deaths become destitute. The verse is essentially saying that if you do the marital act (sex) then you should have to do the rest of the marital things including paying for the bride as everyone else did
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>>33852655
I would never date an indian man sorry
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Do people actually buy Costco memberships if they don't have a large family? What's the point of buying in bulk if it's just you and maybe one other person? I thought only women do that because shopping
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>>33852659
F deep cleaning
>>33852660
I would never do those 2 things
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>>33852650
Amrut Portonova
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>>33852650
Good
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>>33852659
M, the former. More useful day-to-day and I can do light or medium cleaning instead.
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>>33852662
>>33852655
Shut up entj
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>>33852656
>Don't starve your harem
>Set out bait to catch new harem memebers
>Catch current harem members instead
Life's a circle, and im running it.
>>33852660
I should've left out unpeeled fruit like a orange it could've delayed you.
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>>33852662
bitch lasagne!
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>>33852664
Even if you are single if you buy in bulk and freeze it will save you money and you will only have to shop like 2 a month at least for major things
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>>33851330
what the hell? you just described my face
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>women chew food
That's gross as hell. My future girlfriend is only allowed fruit smoothies.
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>>33852673
>killing myself because i wrote the same 3 consecutive words entj writes
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>>33852598
>>33852601
ah

>>33852609
cant wait fir euros then
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>>33852664
if you live in colder climate(s) stocking up is always good.
Also, lazy people/people who don't like to drive. Stocking up is viable.
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>>33852661
1 Corinthians
25 Now about virgins: I have no command from the Lord, but I give a judgment as one who by the Lord’s mercy is trustworthy. 26 Because of the present crisis, I think that it is good for a man to remain as he is. 27 Are you pledged to a woman? Do not seek to be released. Are you free from such a commitment? Do not look for a wife. 28 But if you do marry, you have not sinned; and if a virgin marries, she has not sinned. But those who marry will face many troubles in this life, and I want to spare you this.

Paul admits that this is not a commandment from God. It's just what he wants you to do. He says that he has the authority to tell you this because he's cool with God.
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being cummed inside is not fun
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Femanons, is it true that diet changes how cum tastes? If so, is the effect significant?
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>>33852681
Paul christianity isn't real
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>>33852677
Doesn't that lead to pancreatic failure?
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Cumming deep inside is the best
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>>33852683
Men should be able to reply this better, you can both cum and taste it
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>>33850807
Boss is invite to me to her bday party. What's the reporocussions if I don't go? I won't be seeing her for a few weeks.

I have a little crush on her btw and like to make her laugh when we work together
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>>33852683
Yeah different foods do make it change. It's cute if you cook different foods for a bf his cock changes
>>33852682
It not real sex if it's not inside raw
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60 replies from that guy incoming >>33852690
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>>33852690
Nothing.
She can't fire you for that. If she does, hello sweeeeeeet lawsuit.
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For the (real) Christians in here, how are you actually supposed to practice? I haven't been able to actually find a church to go to because they're all southern Baptists.
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>>33852683
NAG but it is true, and it can be significant depending on the food. Pineapple is known for a pretty pronounced effect but other fruit affects it too. Also, if you're going to eat a lot of garlic or onion, you need to hydrate enough to dilute it.
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Wait... when you get a girlfriend you have to actually... have a relationship? Like talk to her and meet her parents!? Spend money on her!?
I thought it was just like having a living sexdoll!
WTF?????
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>>33852681
One guy said that when you have a wife and kids you have responsibilities other than yourself and that you no longer have the same freedoms. He doesn't shame married people at all just says that you obviously have to think about things of the world more when you have a family
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>>33852698
It's great that you know your own history so well.
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>>33852699
>Like talk to her
Its awful and sometimes she wants to talk to you while you just listen.
Women are horrid.
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>>33852697
I mean if you do BJ's on the regular you understand that anything they eat changes a cock. You can taste meat or usually any food they ate during the day
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>>33852703
L-L-L-L-L-L-LISTEN!?!?
No... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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>>33852699
Femanons are hiding in their bunkers.
It's not possible to "talk" anymore.
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I really hate women.
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>>33852703
Let's not even talk about the "femanons" who want you to read their replies
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>>33852695
If you live in a right to work state they don't have to give you a reason for termination, which means that all you can do is speculate. In court, they'll say that you are just speculating on why they terminated you because you're bitter about losing your job, but you can't PROVE that it was retaliation. The burden of proof would be on you, and all you have is "well, they asked me to go to a private event, I said no, and then they fired me"
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>>33852711
Don't worry we know you would
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>>33852711
Entj what's your star sign
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>>33852709
I imagine such women would text you a book worth of words daily maybe even more.
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Just coomed. AMA
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>>33852710
ohhh shit, really?
Damn. I guess that makes HR and Unions even more useless.
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>>33852701
That one guy also built the church as we know it. Everything is structured off what he said.
9 Am I not free? Am I not an apostle? Have I not seen Jesus our Lord? Are you not the result of my work in the Lord? 2 Even though I may not be an apostle to others, surely I am to you! For you are the seal of my apostleship in the Lord.

3 This is my defense to those who sit in judgment on me. 4 Don’t we have the right to food and drink? 5 Don’t we have the right to take a believing wife along with us, as do the other apostles and the Lord’s brothers and Cephas[e]? 6 Or is it only I and Barnabas who lack the right to not work for a living?
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>>33852716
gender and what did you coom to?
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>>33852715
That's why I come here only to ask about what other men think
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>>33852712
Is this supposed to be a threat?
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>>33852716
What to?
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>>33852705
Interesting. I can't say I've self-sampled to that extent.
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>>33852720
>>33852724
M
a hot goth latina
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>>33852717
Ehhhhh That gets really nitpicky into what specific state you're living in and what type of job you have. Most people can't actually afford a lawyer anyway even if they are wrongfully terminated. My sister was fired for being pregnant, but she couldn't prove it anyway. She told the boss that she was going to need more time off so she could make all the doctors appointments and whatnot and that she wouldn't be able to lift as much anymore because she was pregnant and needed to be careful. They said if it's going to be that much of a problem, then maybe you shouldn't work anymore. Soon after she was terminated. Obviously it's because she was pregnant, but not that that can be proved. It's all hearsay and she couldn't afford a lawyer anyway.
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Why does he repost this so often >33852730
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>>33852729
Awful situation...
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>>33852730
Palak Paneer is practically a part of you.
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>>33852727
> Goth
> Latina
> THE
Whaaaaaat?
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>>33852723
As a secondary defense mechanism, Femanons are deadly with a Frying Pan.
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>>33852745
w-what about your girlfriend?
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Gender
Share some tips about a topic you are knowledgeable or passionate about. I'll Start
M
Cooking
>If you pressure cook or braise meat like a roast, use the left over liquid to cook rice with.
>If you roast vegetables often buy a handheld crinkle cutter to chop them with. The added texture makes the vegetables hold onto oil and heat better so that they brown better.
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>>33852735
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M
I'm not talented or knowledgeable about anything...
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>>33852755
American opinion
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>>33852759
There's got to be something, you spend your time doing something in this life.
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>>33852755
So is amwf
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>>33852760
just ignore the schizo spammer.
He's been doing that the last month or so.
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>>33852753
People will always tell you the truth
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>Let me pull up your chart here.
>Okay...
Are you sexually active?
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I once recorded myself doing my hair and i never realized how nimble i am with my fingers
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>>33852719
There were many different churches started from many people. The writings from Paul weren't accepted just because he claimed them to be from God. They were accepted into the Bible because they lined up with the gospels and teachings of Christ. Paul did not create the Bible. Specifically about the verse you mentioned about the church in Corinth that he was writing to, he started the church in Corinth. He laid out that he had the claim of support from the members of the church like the other apostles did because their life's work is in spreading the gospel. In the same chapter it says that he doesn't want these claims and instead has decided to work with his fellow traveler Barnabas to make ends meet so he didn't hinder the people from coming to know the message. He's making it clear to the church that he isn't doing it for the money. "16 For when I preach the gospel, I cannot boast, since I am compelled to preach. Woe to me if I do not preach the gospel!".

Even in the very next verse it compares it to how a soldier gets a wage or some sustenance or how a shepherd gets some milk out of it. Whatever source you used should've included the next verse considering it was the last one in the chapter
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>>33852755
hapas are beautiful

Actually a week ago I was at the asian market and their was a beautiful hapa milf with quarter asian white kids and they so stinkin' cute. Shit, man how would my parents feel if both of their sons married Asians though?
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>>33852769
LOL... is this the part where you tell me I'm going to die soon, because I said "no/never"?
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>>33852774
*paragraph
not chapter
my apologies
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Where are we going?
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>>33852753
F
I hate that I'm so cooked that picrel all I could think about for a solid 30 seconds after reading your post.
Hmmmmm. Thats hard. I do like cooking and consider myself something of a home cook, but I won't steal your passion. I like gardening quite a bit, but it's pretty dependent on your actual region and zone, and most people have probably heard all the tips before. I really like ecology, but it's a big field to try and pick some tips for, especially because it's more of an observational hobby... I guess I'll do some overlap then. When gardening, even if you're only trying to grow vegetables and herbs, it's still very important to plant flowers to attract pollinators. Remember, western honeybees are not the only pollinators, and there are a lot of different kinds of bees, so don't only think about honeybees, think about butterflies. To overlap with ecology, think about your native butterflies that should be there that want to eat those flowers. Don't just go to the garden department of Lowe's and grab whatever pretty flower you see. It only takes a tiny bit of research to figure out what butterflies in your area are actually attracted to and what plants they lay their eggs on and their caterpillars feed on. It's not fun watching your plant get destroyed by caterpillars, but they won't kill the plant, and those caterpillars will become butterflies that you will 100% want in your garden. If you're in the southeast of the United States I highly recommend passion flower, also known as Maypop. It might produce fruits for you, but even if it doesn't, it'll make gorgeous flowers and attract all kinds of pollinators and act as a host species for caterpillars. Just be aware that it is a vine and it will easily take over an entire wall.
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>>33852769
I had a femcel shame moment when i had to take a blood test and i kept getting nervous just because the lady kept insisting that i must have a boyfriend, weird lady
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>>33852734
>Why does he repost this so often
I've never asked it before?
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>getting along great with a femanon
>I bore her and she stops replying
I’m sad.
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>>33852788
>she thought you were cute
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>>33852774
>They were accepted into the Bible because they lined up with the gospels and teachings of Christ. Paul did not create the Bible.
Also keep in mind that most of these churches at the time have at max the Septuagint and maybe one or two gospels, and then the letters whatever Apostle was actively guiding them after their founding. Thessalonians even talks about focusing on the consistency of what they've been taught, either in writing or in oral tradition.

>>33852783
>tfw you write "their" instead of "there" by mistake
Oh no, that makes me indian!!1!ONE!
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>>33852789
I'm talking about the random photo
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>>33852788
Sisterhood intervention needed.
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>>33852788
I had this years ago. I kept sayingvno I go to work and I go home. That's it. I just don't have time for a boyfriend. And she was like yeah but money isn't everything, you know you should put yourself out there. And I said I didn't like any of the guys in our area and I'd prefer to have a lot of money saved up so that eventually, when I did decide to go find a man, I'd be much better off.
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>>33852772
post video
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>>33852787
>and most people have probably heard all the tips befor
You overestimate how many people hear anything about gardening, and how many of the one who do retain any of it.
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>>33852798
>>33852788
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>>33852792
People have shit to do, anon. /atoga/ isn't like a date where they've set aside time to get to know you. Try not to sound so pathetic.
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>>33852774
>>33852779
>>33852795
I do understand that these were the early churches and there was more than just Paul and that what Paul is saying there is he has just as much right as anybody else because even though he wasn't one of the original apostles he is doing the postal work right then and he is doing good work that needs to be done. Point being though is that he was an extremely important member of the early church, almost all of the early churches, and he didn't write the whole Bible or make it up. But as for the New Testament, he wrote over half of it. It's mostly his teachings. Yes, it lines up, but he also did throw in a lot of what he felt should be done and how how he felt, things should be run. I do apologize. I know that this would go much smoother if we could have a real discussion and not just keep trying to type things out. Tone does not convey well over text so I do hope you feel that I'm not typing with smug attitude or that I'm looking down on you. I understand that these are your beliefs for whatever reason And it's not my place to say that they're wrong or right. I'm just trying to say why I don't believe them and can't.
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>>33852801
Hopefully someone gets something out of what I posted then
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>>33852788
>>33852798
Lesbian porn intros be like
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>>33852798
Oh that's good anon, i'm feel kinda the same! Yeah i get those kind of remarks often if i meet someone new and older but i end them up quickly, this lady was just like "noo you must be lying there's no way" the whole time kek
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>>33852790
>TC
Team Chad?
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>>33852769
Yeah
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>>33852800
No also i'm not a man
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>>33852817
>>33852820

Great... now it is mega-schizo hours.
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Reminding myself to not post early in the morning
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>>33852823
What would you like to talk about, anon?
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>>33852817
Alright, let me update your chart.
>MSM
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>>33852815
God forbid you're in a small town and you don't want the guy that has already been passed around or the same losers that still haven't done anything with their lives. Or God forbid, you just enjoy working, or you just enjoy having enough money saved up so that when you do find that guy, you're actually able to use a big chunk of time off work and have enough money saved up, that you can go on nicer dates with him and pay your way. If I want to go to a concert with a guy, I want to pay for my own ticket and my own merch. I don't ever want to make a guy feel like he's just my ATM. If I have enough of my own money, then I can do that without feeling like I'm wasting money or spending money I don't have. If I have enough money, I can also move to greener pastures...
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>>33852820
Is he a Indian
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>>33852405
Women love him, so it's understandable.
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>>33852828
Yes.
Archive-chan got him.
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So then gare is celebrating Diwali then
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>>33852716
where did you coom? (onto the floor, the toilet, etc. etc.) also how was the clean up and did you get any coom on you?

>>33852784
to the bedroom
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Women, I'm having a sexual emergency!
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>>33852826
Wow anon i really feel like that too and i'm from a small town as well, i also really don't like how some old people imply that i should rely on a man like that, sorry if i don't have much to say back but i really feel kind of happy knowing there's someone that understands that feeling.
I hope you'll get a wonderful boyfriend with your efforts someday!
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>>33852839
uh oh!
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>>33852828
You're replying to the indian, in case you're not himself
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>>33852839
>Better stick your dick in a socket then!
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>>33852838
I licked it off my fingers. That's what I usually do
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>>33852846
My dick isn't pronged
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where the yt boys @
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I love wmaf, I need an asian gf so bad
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>>33852809
I understand, I hope I conveyed that I am not coming from bad faith either. Paul wrote to many different churches and people in letters. Letters to individual churches and people are in the Bible. In a way his writings are like the proverbs which he would've been familiar with considering his Jewish background. Him stating his own personal beliefs in his own personal writings is hardly proof that the whole church was corrupted. He was dead and burred before we got the Bible
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Why are racist guys so damn hawt
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>>33852859
Repost this when the self hating spammer is not active please
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>>33852842
You too :^)
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I call him the jeetlord
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>>33852859
>>33852180
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>>33852870
Eastern europeans aren't really fond of indians
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>>33852872
Yes, they are.
Where do you think Indo-European derived from?
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>>33852818
>not a man
yeah I could tell that's why I wanted to see the video
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>>33852873
Go ask Vlad
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>>33852850
Fuck off
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>>33852874
I've already poted my hand once
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Why do women have to be so evil?
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>>33852883
What happened
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Just saw a pic of a dick next to a pringles can. Are 9+ inch dicks real?
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>>33852887
Anon, I think you might be ghey.
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>>33852887
mini brands
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>>33852882
damn I probably missed it
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>>33852887
Is this pringles can comparison a new thing?
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>>33852887
Not really
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Men, if you had a big dick and there was a way to make it bigger with no side effects or bad results from surgery, would you do it?
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>>33852901
What
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https://youtu.be/gkbb05cDR-Y?list=PLPSRnoBPebH0miVDULw5W7Jmjv6KVssL1&t=5
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>>33852885
Nothing happened today. I just know they're evil based on past interactions and watching them.
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>>33852921
Imagine what they do when you're not even watching them
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>>33852883
Should've moaned
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>>33852924
Why would I give evil foids what they want?
>>33852922
I know. I don't even want to think about it.
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How do i stop icking and red flagging femoids in the minefield known as modern dating? Big ick for me is being a whore but that is so normalized i cant do anything about it.
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>>33852922
World domination!
> uWu
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>>33852924
I moaned and she still left me :(
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Is Class of 09 a Vidya game about femcels and female culture? Or proto-femcels anyway?
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>>33852852
Hehe why
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>>33852932
It was done by a man
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>>33852934
Are you japanese?
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>>33852769
No!
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>>33852934
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>>33852939
Yeah..
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>>33852944
How are you able to recognize that term?
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>>33852943
Based
Do this to all foids
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>>33852944
great, i hope you get your throat slit.
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>>33852926
Notice how the moid who moaned was able to get a gf while you still can't >>33852930
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>>33852936
From my PoV it's very accurate to the behavior of women I ate lunch with at school in the class of '08. Yes, I am old.
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>>33852947
You're too much of a pussy to even do that
>>33852948
And also stupid
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>>33852947
Evil must be vanquished at all cost.
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>>33852948
Lol
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Serious question: why don't you live in Belfast?
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Women would you be mad if you discovered your bf had pictures of his dick on his phone, but he never sent them to you?
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>>33852956
See? You can't recognize female anons
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>>33852955
I'm only joking.
I know that Anon is just a dude larping. easy tell-tale signs.
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Americans, I hate your hustle culture and I hate you for subjecting the rest of the world to it. Why have you done this, only to bitch and moan about billionaires aftet?
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>>33852956
It's not about being rewarded with El Sexo, bro. It's about doing the right thing. Like if some creepy incel came on here posting about how he was going to murder-suey himself and his ex because she broke up with him, I'd cast a hex on him to break his legs before he can continue. Or if he even thinks about laying hands on a woman I'm gonna use internet meme magic to stop him before he hits her. You get what I'm saying?
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>>33852966
Most of us hate it too.
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>>33852962
> Log into his Facebook
> post the pics
> ruin his life
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>>33852966
Take it up with the Japanese, most Americans envy their workplace culture and work ethic.
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>>33852949
And she still left him
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>>33852964
Nta but i'm still waiting to see what he would come up with
>>33852968
Gay ass nibba trying too hard and ruining my moment
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>>33852972
>most Americans envy their workplace culture and work ethic
We do not. Nobody does.
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Women are too comfortable putting their hands on men nowadays
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My chest hurts so bad, help me
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>>33852971
The only thing I hate about my dick is how my nuts are attached and they get real swampy and sweaty during warm weather. And the sweat on the underside of my nuts has the texture of thick, Hershey's chocolate syrup but tastes like whatever I just ate, whether it's "onions" sauce or buffalo sauce or tomato sauce on spaghetti.
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>>33852966
Come home, Snow Brother.
The Old World is dying.
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women would you date a man that prefers to have the more yellow lights in the house? (As opposed to the white ones)
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>>33852978
Call an ambulane
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>>33852981
That's a must for me, i can't stand white lights
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>>33852981
Is yellow lighting not the norm? White lights are a eyesore and disrupt your circadian rhythm
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>>33852977
I wish a woman would put her hands on me. It's been a while since I've made slow, sweet love to a woman and felt her warmth under smooth, incandescent lighting, the sounds of a Kenny G album setting the ambiance.
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>>33852949
actually mentioning that I moaned was one of the things that made her interested in me
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>>33852981
NAG
The Bright White ones are best for bathrooms, garage, kitchen and basement; typically where things get done.
Bedrooms/Office/baby room you can opt for the soft yellow/orange ones.

I switch to a few bright white ones for my parents place, since they can't see as well anymore.
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>>33852985
It’s too late…remember me…
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>>33852980
The new world struggles to be born anew or something, idk - Gramsci

I miss The Old Country of The Ancestors but I've been assimilated by the American Collective. No one in Europe wants to accept an Ex-Borg.
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>>33852992
I agree with this
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>>33852988
It depends which part of the house, where in the world you are, and, of course, personal preference.
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>>33852998
Why would world location matter?
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I thought about a girl all day and am still thinking about her. I’m doomed
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>>33852996
Noooooooo!
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>>33852988
>>33852981
The exact vocabulary is incandescent vs. fluorescent lights.

I go for a third option with LED club lighting and neon flamingos and palm trees. Makes my house look like a cheap-ass, dollar store version of Miami Vice.
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>>33852999
If you get enough natural sunlight, does the sunset earlier than "normal", etc.
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>>33853002
>incandescent vs. fluorescent lights.
dont these refer to the actual type of bulbs? Not the colour?
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Why are common people so comfortable showing their faces on tiktok?
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>>33853007
Correct, actually.
My Home Depot had an excellent flyer that showed the types of "hues" of light bulbs. I never knew there was 4 of them.
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>>33853002
>The exact vocabulary is incandescent vs. fluorescent lights.
Irrelevant when LEDs can be white or yellow.
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>>33852999
>why would location matter
Middle Easterners, South Asians, and SE Asians love, and I mean love, eye-aching, flickering fluorescent lights, usually the Big Light in the room. The only times you ever see incandescent lighting are at religious sites in those parts of the world.

On the other hand every time I've been in the Nordic countries or in Central and Eastern Europe there's been a healthy respect for dim, incandescent lighting in hotels, office buildings, meeting rooms, and homes.

The geographies of lighting definitely make a difference.
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>>33853014
This is 100% incorrect.
Stop being a weirdo.
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women what monster scares you the most?
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>>33853017
> Monsters
Men. Easily.
I am willing to take my chances with a radioactive zombie horde.
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>>33853016
Nta but I don't know about incandescent or fluorescent lights, but I've been to the middle east and everyone used bright white lights there
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>>33853002
>>33853014
You have no idea what you're talking about
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>>33853020
>men bad
alright, im going to bed
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>>33853017
The orange one
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>>33853025
Don't be so angry, Anon.
I should have said "some". Okay?
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how do I make myself believe that I'm likeable beyond the labor and sex I provide for a man?
it feels weird when my bf is kind to me even when I'm sick/sad or just chilling, I don't think I deserve it, in my other relationship I felt like I had to constantly perform to get any affection
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>>33853028
Think less
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>>33853011
I need to refer to this chart. It's probably because I'm mentally autistical and ADHD but bright lighting like this makes me feel deeply unhappy and unhealthy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTdOHBIppx8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y09OfBYob7k

Whereas lighting like this feels normal and natural:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQE73GDo4So

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FivHoU8T5zw
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>>33853028
This is better than what most men experience
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>>33853020
boo!
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>>33853021
This is what I meant, even if the vocabulary was inaccurate, re:

>>33853023
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>>33853033
no no, don't feel bad, Anon.
It really all comes down to your own personal preference in the end.
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>>33853020
*hugs you*
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>>33853017
penis
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>gfs male friend goes away for his birthday and drunkenly confesses he's always liked her even though he knows she's with me
>when she brings this up I ask if he'd been acting strangely the last time they caught up (I was away for a week so she made the time)
>she acts as if she can't remember if he even saw him then
>remind her she definitely said they caught up when we called one another that week
>still implying she's clueless before we change the subject
>when I got back from that week she was in tears ready to break up because I wasn't moving I'm as quickly as she'd like
What gives
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>>33853045
She cheated on you bro
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>>33853020
Have you tried not dating abusive men? You can say yes to good men, dumb cunt, but you sound ruined and old already, so maybe it's a good thing you're staying away from good men and stick to the abusers you love so much.
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Shit day and no woman in my life
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>>33853021
>>33853014
>>33852999
Again, this is what I meant. SE Asia, South Asia, and the Middle East love the One Big Bright Light. Europeans and especially in Snow and Ikea Country prefer the Few Small Dim Lights. American office spaces inexplicably love The One Big Bright Light.

Does that help explain?
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>>33853048
Why bother taking it personally?
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>>33852946
I’ve been on the internet before
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>>33853017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOLFA-B0COQ
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>>33853052
He clearly is a good guy©
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>>33853042
yeah my monster cock tends to scare women
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>>33853017
Fent zombies idk if they would actually hurt me but they look pretty scary
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>>33853052
>why are you defending yourself after being attacked?
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>>33853050
Yeah, makes more sense now... actually.
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>>33853053
Japanese web? I've only seen that term used in very specific areas of the internet before
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Dear women,
You're so pretty and sometimes it scares me to approach you.
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>>33852964
How can you tell it’s a guy?
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>>33853060
They didn’t attack you.
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>>33853065
Really? NTA but I'm not Japanese and I learned about this terminology from watching Space Force, where there's a running thing about Tawny Newsome's character being into BFAM.
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>>33853060
Ikr?? women will be like
>men are evil monsters
And then when you defend yourself
>if you're offended by me insulting you, then you are the exact type of man we were talking about
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When I’m away from you, I’m happier than ever.

I wish I could explain it better.

I wish it wasn’t true.
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>>33853070
>men are all monsters
>I prefer zombies
You're fucking retarded.
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>>33853076
Not me.
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Isn't it sad how good songs with a message get almost no attention?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRqX3Gqj2iY
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>>33853076
At least with zombies you know what to expect. Men will lie that they love you one moment and the next they will twist and break your arm and threaten to kill you if you tell the doctors when you go to the hospital to get it reset in a cast.
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>>33853072
Yeah, i'm not an english native speaker and even if i've been around the internet for a decent time, i only came across that terminology lately
>where there's a running thing about Tawny Newsome's character being into BFAM
Is that addressed in the show or just something people say in media?
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>>33853065
I’ve seen it everywhere, including mainstream tv. Anon, you are only on very specific areas of the internet, it’s called confirmation bias
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>>33853083
Why did you choose a violent man to date?
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>>33853049
Most of the type of guys who complain about not having women in their lives are likely to end up being control freaks and abusers when they actually do end up close to a woman. Seen it time and again.
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>>33853084
It’s addressed
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>>33853075
Stay gone, then
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>>33852861
Hey, girls do it too!
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>>33853084
It's addressed in that show.
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>>33853075
Couldn’t be me, I still miss that pretty lady
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>>33853088
Anon, most men who are violent against women don't seem that way at first. A lot of them will portray themselves as sensitive sadboys and the next thing you know when they're actually with a woman they begin privately demonstrating their abusive streak, emotionally or physically.
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>>33853090
>>33853094
Never seen it before or in other places, kinda weird if they literally use that term instead of saying she's into asians
>>33853085
>you are only on very specific areas of the internet
I'm not? Otherwise i would have seen it earlier if it was like you said
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At this point im thoroughly convinced women just dont like men
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>>33853102
This is very true, a lot of them also have repressed anger, like this weirdo >>33853048
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>>33853104

It's not that serious, anon.
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Women, would you break up with your man if his post history revealed he was an incel, or would you try to stage an intervention and talk him down from choosing to become an incel or go down the redpill, manosphere pipeline?
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>>33853107
Doesn’t it get boring deliberately demoralizing yourself and exercising such insane levels of cognitive dissonance like that? How do you tell yourself that like, 2-3 women tops ITT represent every single woman to ever exist? How do you even begin to tell yourself that women are monolithic? Why? What does it accomplish? Are you a masochist?
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>>33853048
Okay, Anon.
I will pray for you to be better.
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>>33853111
But i'm just saying that i don't get how a japanese person would come across that term so casually, it was never serious
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>>33853102
Could it be that women drive them to the point of being violent?
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>>33852876
You're too whiny. The white man council has suspended your white card.
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>>33853108
"Nice Guy"-ism ("why do you date violent monsters instead of sensitive guys like me who will pet your hair, clean your room, and cook you a nice pasta dinner?") is 100% an abuse red flag.
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Imagine if the white man council was young and hot
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>>33853117
^ That's a bingo on victim-blaming and gaslighting from this anon!
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>>33853122
Calm down Pedro the pedo
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>>33853104
Don’t know what to tell you, it’s everywhere
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>>33853114
Or is it one big joke? Are you guys secretly pretending to hate each other?
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>>33853122
Best I can do is 30 and 7/10
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>>33853123
Nta ofc, don't remember where i've read this on 4chan, but someone once said that the reason why family annihilators are mostly white is because they're the ones that spend most time with their families so you should add it
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Just say no to abusive men that ask you out. How hard can it be?
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Men
What would you do if a random girl walked up to you and grabbed your dick for no reason?
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>>33853131
Freak out and push her away
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>>33853130
Because you don't always know they're abusive until you're deep in the shit.
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>>33853131
moan
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State your sex, and pick 2 animated characters to bang.
(Video games count)
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I predict... one stale twitter meme being posted by some retard
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>>33853131
If she's visibly over 18, stroke her hair and lean in to plant a kiss on her lips.
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>>33853131
Assume it was a Man, and punch them.
> kidding.
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>>33853137
I'm not shameless
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>>33853135
Sounds like a skill issue.
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>>33853118
Kill yourself.
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>>33853143
Shameless was a good TV show, I was glad Frank got a liver transplant but wished he would have stopped being an alcoholic. I also really enjoyed the gay sex stuff with Jeremy Allen White.
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>>33853142
How are you able to type with those vindaloo-smeared hands and curried brain?
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>>33853131
I'd beat her up
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>>33853142
This Persian bastard is so retarded, he is just pulling random nationalities into his schizo rants.
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>>33853147
I want butter chicken now
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>>33853148
For real?
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>>33853145
We all know you got your balls busted by a dominatrix. You can't act hard (pun intended).
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>>33853131
Happened to me when i was 12. I didnt really realise what happened until years later
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>>33853144
The best you have before you get involved with someone is semiotic coding. But that can be deceiving, especially when you start dating a twiggy, sensitive, "geeky" or neurodivergent guy who ends up being just as emotionally or physically abusive as the Big Man on Campus characters from old movies.

You don't know when you start dating someone whether he'll neglect you for a pill addiction, whether he'll break your bones, or whether he'll scream at you.

Here's a Youtuber talking about getting in too deep with an abusive spouse. It's very realistic to what a lot of women experience every day:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLl7HKxGCl8&t=654s
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>>33853131
Do a 360 and walk away.
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>>33853137
M
Chun-Li (Street Fighter) & Li-Mei (Mortal Kombat)
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>>33853157
If you’re gonna pick Li Mei why not just go all out and pick Shujinko
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>>33853157
brain rot, Euro-tard.
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>>33853159
for once, I agree with you
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>>33853155
Most women are smart enough to not choose the one violent guy out of the 100 men that show interest in them. If you're too stupid to tell, you probably deserved it.
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>>33853161
Nta but why
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>>33853093
it's weirder when guys do it desu, it's kinda gay
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>>33853137
>State your sex, and pick 2 animated characters to bang.
>(Video games count)
F
2B, and Cal from Fallen Order.
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>>33853131
*headbutt*
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Why do so many men sniff their brother's or sister's hair from behind while jerking off? This seems to be a common family bonding experience for males.
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>>33853163
I wonder if they could tell with you. Probably, huh
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>>33853169
Have you been huffing gasoline again?
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women
what would you do if a random guy walked up to you and grabbed your thighs for no reason?
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>>33853153
You don't know anything. And I'm probably the whitest person who has ever posted in /atoga/.
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>>33853172
I've spent a lot of time on the tarmac at airports. It's impossible not to.
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>>33853169
watching anime again huh?
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>>33853173
Cum
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>>33853173
Scream for help
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>>33853151
Yes. Why shouldn't I?
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>>33853178
I just watch anime for how often the characters are barefoot. Seeing their wiggling toes or their soles bouncing up and down in sandals makes my penis horny.
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>>33853176
>And I'm probably the whitest person who has ever posted in /atoga/.
You live in the US, that makes you nonwhite by default.
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>>33853137
>State your sex, and pick 2 animated characters to bang.
M
I don't watch anime and there aren't really any tan/brown tomboys in videogames.
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>>33853137
F but no names, how about a mute tank lover and a closeted gay man
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>>33853188
Save-A-Lot.
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>>33853185
<3
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>>33853180
help from who? surely not men
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>>33853176
I only know what you've overshared.
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>>33853173
I would rooooon
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>>33853129
It's because White men work their entire lives only to be divorce raped for half their life's savings, find out one of the kids isn't theirs, and watch their daughter become a whore. Other races either don't have this issue because of strict religious culture or because they're already bums with nothing to take.
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are any men here flexible and athletic enough to give themselfs a BJ?
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>>33853183
Because you're probably a pussy
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>>33853179
Fr?
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>>33853185
I'm more British than most people living in the UK.
>>33853196
And yet you still make things up.
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>>33853199
considering you're on 4chan, I doubt you are worth anything.
Your parents definitely gave up on you years ago.
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>>33853199
Shut up clanker
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>>33853200
Sort of, but I can only reach like the first inch of the head.
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>>33853200
No, would need to remove 2 ribs.
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>>33853182
go ahead you have my full support but uh using deodorant on stinky people just makes the stench worse they need to bathe first
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>>33853179
...really?

>>33853180
>>33853198
realistic answers
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>>33853212
just get o the floor and do the dinosaur.
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>>33853206
Lmao
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Very funny people here. We should start our own comedy channel. Like SNL or Adult Swim.
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You guys are such pissbabies
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>>33853206
>>33853207
>>33853213
Did I hit too close to home?
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>>33853215
what the heck is that?
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>>33850807
Can anyone explain to me wtf is a baddie?
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>>33853219
No you should aim to your mouth better so your retarded genes can't accidentally pass on through rape
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>>33853187
Why would you want to shag a gay man?
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>>33853221
A whore
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>>33853219
You are so short and weak, you are hitting nothing but air. And even the air is laughing at you.
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>>33853218
We're actually shitlords
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I can't wait to see my bf tomorrow
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>>33853221
As far as i know, it's a very hot girl, sometimes one that has a bossy attitude
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I can't wait to fuck my gf tomorrow
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Women be like " I didn't know he was going to be abusive" and the guy is a tatted up drug dealer with a criminal record for assault.
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>>33853230
>femanon is gonna bounce on it...
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>>33853223
Because he's not a gay faggot, he's very manly and cute
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i can't wait to be woken up by people fucking tomorrow
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>>33853227
Whatever it is, it’s cringe. Why act so underage?
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>>33853235
Hell yeah
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>>33853234
This guy can't stop talking about his fantasy
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>>33853239
I'd be pretty upset.
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Mist suck not having the namefags filtered.
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>>33853193
Men loves to help women against other men
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>>33853225
You're so weak you can't stop your women from turning you into their own personal ATM doormat. You impotently bottle it up for years until you murder suicide, assuming you even have the balls to do the former first. Middle aged divorced white men, the highest suicide statistic.
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>>33853239
Your neighbors fuck that consistently?
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>>33853243
Based
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>>33853205
NTA i also remember you revealing that
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>>33853246
Markiplier never said that
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>>33853290
You're remembering a kernel of truth which has been embellished upon quite a lot.
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>>33853089
Not me, though. I have been abused before though
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>>33853173
Ball busting time
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>>33852411
I actually love this about women. It's one of their best positives.
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>>33852459
What's this from? I like the energy. I can self-insert as the man and she's real nice
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What do tsundere/yandere femcels want?

Would they rather have a man pursue them or try to get his attention?

I want to know how to appeal to them



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