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>>33865471Women, would you date a fat and balding guy?
Femanons, are you dressing up for Halloween?
>>33865478The king is back!
>>33865480Would
Men, what cartoons did you watch?
>>33865471is it just me or are ugly women way more rare than ugly men?
>>33865484SpongeBob, Johnnny Bravo, Cow & Chicken, The Angry Beavers, Chalk Zone, The Powerpuff Girls, Samurai Jack, Megas XLR, Teen Titans. Lots of cartoons
>>33865484Smurfs, Tom and Jerry, old tapes of dubbed Pokemon and DB/DBZ tapes, and SpongeBob.
Women be like "Punch patriarchal nazis!" and then get their nose broken by one and cry to police after not being able to keep their hands to themselves.
>>33865493>The Powerpuff GirlsF I like how this one seems to appeal to a lot of guys as well.
>>33865471Femcels will never be real, you can just type "I'm a virgin" and have sex. It works for guys too
Who's the chick that said Tintin last thread? You have good taste.
>>33865498It was a great show. I’ve always been close friends with my little sister, and we appreciated having a show that we both enjoyed a lot. The movie was pretty good too, although my sister was a little bummed she didn’t win the contest and get her drawing submission into it
>>33865500that shit does NOT work for guys.
>>33865494>old tapes of dubbed Pokemon and DB/DBZ tapesThose must have been hilarious.
>>33865484My favorites were Spongebob, Ed Edd n Eddy, and Tom & Jerry.
>>33865489Woman have an inflated baseline attractiveness cuz of makeup hair shapewear etc
I’m so silly.
>>33865506I'm ugly as they come and I was able to get laid with an pretty athlete by manning up and putting it on my bui
my bf makes me wonder if i've ever been loved beforewhat do you do to make your partner feel loved? or what would you do
>>33865484Teen TitansBatman BeyondDanny PhantomFoster's Home for Imaginary FriendsKids Next DoorAvatar: TLAIf we include anime:DBDBZNaruto Zach Bell
>>33865511wtf is shapewear
Tom and Jerry? Really? Not Looney Tunes?
>>33865517cuddle and say i love you probably
>>33865507I genuinely liked them as a kid and have no recollection of how bad the dubs were. We lost the tapes a long time ago too, so I have no reference.
Girls, would you date an MMA fighter?
what the hell
>>33865480Yep, I'm going out as a Hershey kiss because I had no time to make a better costume. We're doing a candy theme.
>>33865480Yeah but mostly for the kids
>>33865506just fuck bonnie blue. all incels are volcels as long as bonnie blue lives
>>33865528?
Millennials really heard panic at the disco and thought that should be their life
>>33865520I'd watch reruns of loonytoons if they were on, but I don't remember it being on as often.
>>33865478I look just like this. Would you date me? I'm horny and ready to go tonight.
>>33865534I actually heard Animal Collective and thought it should be my life, which might frankly be worse
>>33865517Idk
Women't don't really have arguments. They just insult you and when you don't react or change your mind after insulted you they start crying.
>>33865519Push up bras, undies that make your tummy flat, pants that lift your butt. There's various fashion tricks to make your waist look smaller as well
>>33865517MI’m single right now but try to take an active interest in their lives, support their hobbies and provide for them materially
>>33865480I'm usually in goth clothes and anon suggested I be a blonde Stacy. I really like that idea, already have the wig and raided my sister's closet for pink stuff.
>>33865489I'm gonna be completely real with you here, buddy. You just don't notice ugly women. They are everywhere, though. And I don't just mean her. She doesn't have bright, big, blue eyes and natural blonde hair and way less than 115 pounds. I mean just in her face. She's just not attractive.
>>33865534oh, well imagine, as i'm pacing the pews in the church corridor and i can't help but to hear, i can't help but to hear an exchanging of words...
>>33865531im a volcel then
>>33865519This
>>33865544women will really do anything but exercise LOL
>>33865551Uooooh I’m just a teen forever I’m 20 young oh god it’s always 2008 I love The Office!!!!
>>33865525Sure, But only after I run a background check and talk to his friends a bit.
>>33865554Is... is that what happens to you when you have a kid or a few?
>>33865555Yah I guess, I'm thin but still use it to look better
Have you ever played dead at a necrophilia convention?
>>33865559Only if you take terrible care of your own body.
>>33865554Dios mio...
>>33865550no fgt i have gone out in public and people watched for like 20 minutes and saw a grand total of 2 women compared to 23 guys that were facially challenged. i excluded fatties from the count as well.
>>33865562yeah but everyone thought I was too stinky to touch
>>33865554WTFFF
Is there something wrong with me if I have become not only super obsessed with Class of '09 (the video game/VN) but also seriously identify with the main character?
>>33865556Why are you famous internet pedophile dorontabi in the beginning of this post
>>33865571Marry me
>>33865572Old copypasta from s4s that makes me giggle
I farted
>>33865559To me it looks like she used to be a lot fatter and has loose skin from that
>>33865577Milady
>>33865554How does this even happen? I mean, she can't be more than 40.
>>33865559No. No this is super obesity and weight loss. Loose skin is determined by>how fat>how long fat>diet quality>skin qualityMommy loose skin is very small pooch that scrunches up. You can see it was just the center belly that ballooned out. Thats just genetics and skincare while pregnant
>>33865578100%, that woman probably weighed over 300lbs at some point
>>33865484I liked Ed, Edd & Eddy, OG Dragon Ball, Yugioh GX, Code Lyoko, Jimmy Neutron. Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo, Aqua Teen, and King of the Hill.
>>33865529>WeAll three of you?
>>33865578>>33865582It is obesity yes.The point is, thats shape wear.
>>33865484Spongerov
Ladies, would you?
>>33865588Yes, actually.
>>33865484Wdym, as a kid of currently kek?Most recent was Freefonix>>33865489Probably because you're straight, and confirmatiob bias/what you notice as other guys said...>>33865498>tfw I'm wearing my powerpuff girls sweater right nowSeason 1-3 is a GOATed cartoon>>33865520Both, both is goodThe Looney Tunes Show is also hilarious as an adult
You are very silly
Why do you eat hot dogs? How can you sleep at night with those tubes of mystery meat slowly ripping apart in your stomach?
>>33865605Like a beautiful baby
>>33865605I haven't had a hotdog in forever but now I want one
>>33865517no idea because i’ve never been in any sort of relationship at age 26
>>33865603And you hate it
Guys, would you rather be a 6'5 brown guy or a 5'6 white guy with blonde hair and blue eyes?
>>33865612No, simply jealous
Femanons, would you consider free use?
>>33865605chili cheese dogs are slammin'
>>33865617??? Explain + who are you
>>33865615Can't I meet in the middle? Hes still white but 5'10?
>>33865615the latter bc I've considered dying my hair blonde someday anyway and I don't want to be pajeet
>>33865622You just asked to become me. I’m not sure how that makes me feel
>>33865621:)
>>33865605It's just scrap meat. The alternative is all that meat going to waste.
>>33865615white
>>33865615Depends on what kinda brown
>>33865626Explain yourself now >:|I’m a very emotionally vulnerable and sexy man whose patience has been tested. I mean I’m so silly
>>33865600Sorry, I had just gotten some bad news and I was being mean.
>>33865633Palestinian
>>33865634Brother, she is an avoidant femcel
>>33865638Like Chuck Schumer?
>>33865576I meant to type lol at this several minutes ago and am now making good on that
as a man, if you’re a kissless virgin and your hair starts thinning, is it over for you?
>>33865623me when another brunette ruins their hair for no reason
>>33865625I just listed race and height nothing about hair color eye color hair style body hair level etc etc
>>33865642Understandable have a good day
What would you call when your dad would jerk off in the same room as you are?
>>33865641And how!
>>33865641UnrelatedYou know you made femanon go fucking crazy last night?
>>33865615Doesn't matter I'm 6'4 blond and an incel
>>33865640And I’m Captain Save a Hoe. What’s your point
>>33865644kekdw I will probs never bother>>33865643it was over already>>33865648the cops>>33865652are you in finance with blue eyes?
>>33865644But blonde is more popular
>>33865511Ofc you fags would try to make having pride in your appearance a bad thing
>>33865653It’s unhealthy to fixate like this, trust me. Buy a prozzy
>>33865648I would call that sexual assault.
>>33865655Not on men
>>33865654Not in finance but have blue eyes
>>33865654>it was over alreadyhow so
>>33865651
>>33865656I'm a woman and saying it as matter of fact, cuz I take advantage of these things too
>>33865640>"fem"celBro...
>>33865634>sexy?
>>33865661TRUE. Blonde on boys is childish.
fellow men state ideal gf phenotype no girls allowed>5'0>long black hair>green eyes>anywhere from thin-overweight is fine, no obese>any race but indian fine
>>33865657I’d legitimately rather shoot myself in the head than fuck a prostitute.Even an insane sucker like me will get tired of this eventually if it truly goes nowhere. I’ll probably be out of your hair by the end of next week.
>>33865666I am an optimist
>>33865655good more brunettes for me fgt
>>33865669But girls are part of my ideal phenotype...
>>33865658without touching?
>>33865667Humble, too
>>33865664B-b-based
>>33865671More like a delusionist.
>>33865675Don’t forget loving and affectionate
>>33865673I think chuddy meant no foid responses to the post
>>33865674Yes.
>>33865680I didn't know that
>>33865677Kiss me thru the phone
>>33865669Define overweight...
>>33865636Sorry for what? Also what's the bad news?
>>33865678What the fuck, yes? Wow
>>33865671Nobody cares you look at eyes
>>33865669M>No Indianlol give me a western educated Jeeta so she knows just how much she has to kiss ass, ideally with a potential arranged marriage in the wings back in India to really raise the stakes.
>>33865681I believe any sexual act that involves someone without their consent is enough to constitute sexual assault. I’m sorry.
>>33865683Bmi 30-26
>>33865682
>>33865686Femanons, date this man
>>33865683according to this chart 35% is where i'd draw the line between overweight and obese.
>>33865651>>33865664That's pretty weird, but nothing to do with me.
>>33865697No no no, just the one I’ve been hooked on talking to since last week plsOr at least friendzone me hard enough that I’ll believe it I mean god damn
>>33865696Love u sm
>>33865686You are too far away
>>33865663being a virgin is cause of my brain malfunctioning not cause of looks>>33865669ideal?6'5, short blonde hair, blue eyes, thicc
>>33865648I guess as a man who jerks off and has raised several children I'd ask why the hell you would ever resort to that in the first place unless you have some fucked up aim or you're just so terminally lazy that you shouldn't have kids to begin with.
>>33865690Slapped my knee reading this
>>33865666Devil
>>33865704>6'5, short blonde hair, blue eyes, thiccthere are approximately 3 women on earth who would fit your requirements
>>33865710bro said ideal not realistic kek
>>33865711fair enough
>>33865703I own a car and am allowed on planes and trainshttps://youtu.be/jM7A2B8BJhA
>>33865652BRUTAL
>>33865698These charts are very misleading anon. These are all different women at different angles I'm different lighting. Its not very reliable. 30% is obesity, BMI 30 is obesity. Medically.
>>33865702For your listening to music time so you don't become evil:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIOBuzjflqQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Psl_5n8R23Ahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GokSFbDGrKg
My girlfriend doesn’t love me
>>33865704>being a virgin is cause of my brain malfunctioning not cause of looksit’s not like thinning hair improves your chances with women lmao
Why am I so mean to my mother?
>>33865729Meh, most of them don't, but it's good to occasionally give them a ham or whatever to keep them interested. I remember I used to have a subscription to Honeybaked Ham when I was dating.
>>33865495they were acting like they were the jews from the holocaust baka
>>33865731Because you crave the feelings of guilt and horror that will wash over you when she takes her own life because of your behavior towards her.
>>33865731Only you can answer that. Why are you? What makes you act that way?
>>33865727yeah i guess your right. guess il just say 29% is where i draw the line then
>>33865732What the fuck, is your girlfriend a cat or a dog? Feeding ham to keep them interested? The fuck, dude? Do you hand-feed?
>>33865562where the fuck would you find a necrophilia convention?>>33865571omg i was just doing that a while back!
>>33865730nta F thinning hair is totally fine. We get it, it's something that happens to guys. It becomes a problem when you stubbornly cling to an old hairstyle.
>>33865577and i'm trying to shit, i'm two steps ahead of you buddy
>>33865732How fucking fat is your girlfriend?
>>33865730I mean the other way round, whether my hair stays beautiful or it thins, it makes no difference
I miss myao
>>33865731because you're picrel
What music shit are you listening to right now?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXDmk6jV2ukhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tvl8sDu9vohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJ0ccg22DaI
>>33865744Man alive, women don’t only poop… they get constipated too??
>>33865747"i think.. i miss my wife"same tho she was kinda fun
>>33865669cute face small chinese girl with no tits who also speaks portuguese
>>33865715And yet you are still not allowed within 500 feet of a school.
Either gender.Is there any old fashion style or clothing article or accessory that you like?
>>33865747Unrionically haven't heard from her since she ate a fuckton of ginkgo nuts.
>>33865738No you give them a ham for a holiday or whatever>>33865745You're telling me if a member of the opposite sex showed up at your house with a ham right now you wouldn't let them in?
>>33865751ah shit you jinxed it, now i can't shit.like anon when he said "i can't shit" under a different circumstance
>>33865762Did she die from doing that? Was it like an OD on pills?
>>33865758Is something amiss my liege
>>33865759F I like 50s style suits.
>>33865751Dude. Gastric problems and Anxiety are two of the most common health issues with women, even those who are otherwise in good shape.
>>33865762>>33865767Allegedly. More likely she just got bored of her simps not paying her much attention anymore.
>>33865715You understand why thats not enough
>>33865759MI won’t complain if cloaks and capes inexplicably come back in style at some point in my life.
>>33865771I went to a school with a guy who always dressed like he was in 1930s Cuba. Nice guy but my Autism Radar was beeping hard.
>>33865767I have no idea. I mean, I know you can get seizures and stuff. I'm probably just being paranoid.
>>33865759F1920's flapper style
Why do men scoop up pellets of toilet poop in their feet and then scoop the poop into their mouths with their feet? Like they're some kind of a bird eating berries off a tree with their talons? Why do you do this shit?
>>33865737Its much easier to tell on men because men mostly store fat in their abdomen, but its also mostly going to be gym pictures fir men and women because its JUST counting fat. Little fat and no muscle is Eugenia Cooney
>>33865759would >>33865495 count
>>33865759Leg warmers on women, like in Flashdance.
Do women really dream about having babies that often?
>>33865774I think I do, but can you tell me in no uncertain words?
>>33865777Yeh... that's a little weird. I like the style but that's only because that was the norm back then.
>>33865786I'm pretty sure women dream about giving birth to babies so that they can groom them and have sex with them once they reach adolescence.
>>33865759MNot strictly speaking but I miss 80's hair.
>>33865759I like when a man wears a little top hat on his penis.
>>33865793???
>>33865786Isn't that like, a biological instinct, or something, man?
GENDERWhat's the biggest mistake you've made recently
>>33865796MGot my car impounded because I let my tag expire.
>>33865796Wasting my half day off today
>>33865796Blew a bunch of money on a vacation abroad and bought a 400 dollar pair of designer jeans while I was there.
>>33865796MBlocking my ex
>>33865796ThatFirst Sip
>>33865796M, I left my apartment door open all day today. Not like WIDE open but it was cracked open by the time I got home.>>33865798Was it at least relaxing?
>>33865801Oh man, that sucks.
>>33865786Yeah, theyre designed to have babies and theyre on a time limit. By 30 times really really running out. By 35 it's extremely risky to be pregnant if she even can conceive anymore. Subconsciouslythey all know time is running out.
>>33865805>Was it at least relaxing?I had a nice nap.
>>33865732Dafuq what are you a Amish or something
>>33865808Eat anything good?
>>33865812Yes, pussy.
>>33865793I like when a man draws on hearts on his penis
>>33865813huh. been a while since i had chinese food
>>33865807FUCK STOP REMINDING ME
>>33865796woke up
womenif you magically grew a penis would you dress your bf's dick in a tuxedo, your dick in a bridal gown, and pretend they get married?
>>33865818Then become wife material and sbag a hubby
Men or womenHow was your day?
>>33865806I mean of alcohol. Which is always at least 6 or more.Good morning and I hate myself like you wouldn't believe.
>>33865796M, depending on how you define recent, drank a can of THC seltzer. My nerves felt like fraying electrical wires for a whole six hours after.
>>33865812No.NTA sadly >>33865813
>>33865818Not even remotely true gares ex had a perfectly normal child at 40
>>33865821Like if I grew a 4" clit? Hmm. I'd probably never be able to have sex again or get married because only the most vile pevert would like me
>>33865828I will give your granny or elderly mother a normal child in her 60s through 90s. You know to make up for the disappointment that is you.
>>33865796MaleFumbled my conversation with her.
>>33865822I'M TRYING, OK!Who am I kidding, no I'm not...
Why don't you play synth keytar in a Glam Disco band?
>>33865615I will stay white, no question.
>>33865841Not if you become jaundiced from alcoholism or pillhead behaviours.
>>33865828nta 40+ is danger zone though.
>>33865807Don't understand the constant blackpilling about women's biological clockMost women who have pregnancies after 40 end up fine
>>33865827At least it was somewhat restful. I don't think resting up is a waste. Tomorrow should feel better for it.>>33865823Fine. Got some good news in the mail, work sucked, found that my waist has shrunk too much and I need to tighten my belt more again so that's neat.
>>33865844I got paid to fuck an 80 year old woman as part of her 70-something-year old husband's cuck fetish. He jerked off and filmed it. Anyway she got a new baby out of it who ended up being raised by their adult daughter. Their kid was pretty normal.
>>33865840I'm already in a band.
>>33865840No one to play with or else I would
>>338656695'6"SlavicLong and straight brown hairGreen eyesHealthy weight
>>33865817https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_iny9uHd3I
>>33865844Not really 1 in 3 are automatically autistic from vaxxs if there white kids anyway any age but mostly 20- 25 year olds having kids have the most Autism
>>33865788I'm very selfish and particular
>>33865849I bet gare would be turned on by that
tfw I'm nobodies type
Is it possible for most inappropriate and incorrect behaviors to be punished out of men through gay sodomy up the asshole?
>>33865859describe yourself anon
Women, I have morning wood, and it's your fault.
>>33865796Mspending too much money after paydaybefore that, quitting my previous job
I like to punish my gf with anal when we fight
>>33865823M, overall honestly pretty chill. Did some housework, played vidya and got a bit waved, went to the supermarket, worked a bit on a craft, had pizza and watched some TV
>>33865796F. Broke a nail masturbating.
>>33865759MaleBasically anything functional before it became normalized for women to dress like whores. I hate this timeline.
>>33865796F buying a push up bra. Makes me look weird.
>>33865870h-how?
>>33865870Did... did you get the chip out?
>>33865846No, they don't. Maybe a few are fine, but they don't represent the vast majority. There's also a big difference between having your first pregnancy at or over 35, and that being pregnancy number five, three, six. That does make a huge difference. Her body already knows what to do, and it's going through the motions. But there's still a massive increase of risk. Sure. You might not have a child with Down syndrome, but it's way more likely. You might not have gestational diabetes, but it's way more likely. A "geriatric pregnancy" is an outdated term for pregnancies in people who are 35 or older, and is now more commonly referred to as "advanced maternal age" (AMA). While many people have healthy pregnancies after 35, it is considered a high-risk pregnancy due to a higher risk of complications like miscarriage, gestational diabetes, preeclampsia, preterm birth, and chromosomal abnormalities. More frequent monitoring is often recommended to ensure the best outcome for both parent and baby. Potential risksMiscarriage and stillbirthGestational diabetesPreeclampsiaChromosomal abnormalities in the baby, such as Down syndromePreterm birthLow birth weightMultiple pregnancies (like twins) Why take such a risk? You won't be able to keep up with a toddler anyway
>>33865874Bent it wrong reaching for a toy.>>33865877It wasn't IN me.
>>33865856Not too selfish for me, honestly. You are particular, but I like that in a woman.I like you, anon.
>>33865879Downs isn't age related it's if the woman carrys the gene or not and can happen at 18
>>33865859EFLs only, sorry.
>>33865879Still birth happens if there's blood irregularities or messed up genes
>>33865872What were you wearing that you wanted to show off some cleavage?
>>33865741but what about when you have the romantic experience of a 12 year old (none) at an age where your hair starts thinning? that’s gotta be a red flag, no?
>>33865750nice range of tracks anon, I fw them all loljust cooking some groovez https://voca.ro/1d0dySqSCAQI
>>33865826bro can’t hang :skull:
>>33865894Wut
>>33865892I have a little black dress that could benefit from something extra. But it's too extra in my opinion, makes me look like a hooker.
>>33865823Mshitty as usual
>>33865902RIP, sounds like it would be a hot fit desu
>>33865902All women are Hookers anyway
>>33865894The combination? No, I wouldn't personally think so.
Women with short hair are so hot. I want to bite their exposed necks.
>>33865901what about my post didn’t make sense
>>33865826>>33865899I appreciate being reminded just how absurdly high my tolerance is
>>33865796smashed my laptop
>>33865886This is just so untrue it's ridiculous, it's because the eggs have bad genetics because she's so old she's breaking down and her eggs are breaking down genetically. It can happen to an 18 year old but more than likely it's going to happen the older she gets regardless of genetics or race because it's just a chromosomal abnormality. Old moms old eggs are going rotten.
>>33865902That's well dressed for a hooker. Is it for a specific occasion?
>>33865902Prove it right now
>>33865917*F, to clarify if it wasn't obvi
Cuddling seems nice, but can it beat the combo of Adderall, Steel Reserve, and Battlefield 6?
>>33865879Higher-risk doesn't mean "give up all hope completely"Jesus
>>33865920No, nothing specific.>>33865921No?
>>33865480I asked if I should be moth girl and got called fat so femanons don't want to ask you losers. Also you didn't help that other girl either.
>>33865924Nothing can
anons,IS IT IN YOU?
>>33865859You’ve got me playing Guess Who with all of the replies to that post, anon, you tease
If men hate pregnancy in older women so much why are they retards until 26 and then still figuring shit out until 30? Sperm gets old too you know. Whores.
>>33865926i’m convinced that my mom having me when she was almost 40 is why i’m an awkward khv in his mid 20s
>>33865927Why not?
>>33865848>found that my waist has shrunk too much and I need to tighten my belt more again so that's neatI just had the same thing lmao, gotta make some new holes in my belts tomorrow (I did have a belt that goes tighter but lost it at a party)>>33865911short hair girl supremacy <3>>33865917how did that happendoes it still turn on>>33865930a brain? no>>33865924it's strawberry lemonade vape, irish coffee and Crash 4 for me
>>33865918JH finna have downy babies, lol.
>>33865881I think you think you do
>>33865890I wonder what increases with age...
>>33865902>>33865927Maybe save it for a date?
>>33865936>(I did have a belt that goes tighter but lost it at a party)
>>33865859sorry black chan
>>33865926It means that you probably shouldn't try because you're probably going to seriously harm yourself or your child. If you know that you have a high probability of having a disabled child or harming their quality of life, why would you do it? You could have got your shit together way sooner and had a child when you were biologically supposed to.
>>33865669>long hair>pretty eyes>nice legs and hips>not hella fat>any race
>>33865936>short hair girl supremacy <3Honestly, neck cleavage gets me more than boob cleavage.
>>33865942Yeh, it might work for a date, though that feels a bit like false advertising.
>>33865928Because you are fat.
>>33865471incels always complain about women only caring about looks while at the same time complain about ugly men having girlfriends lol you fags make no sense
>>33865944ik I'm dumb I also let one thot take my vape and another take my jacket and they still haven't returned them fml
>>33865937Downie Brownies
>>33865939Cute but I've seen after the vaxx 16 20yr olds have stillbirths in hospital that's just in the last 2 weeks.
>>33865954der incel will always make excuses and find ways to blame other people instead of acknowledging they could improve their appearance and/or personality
>>33865936>how did it happen does it still turn onyeah, but the screens cracked n shit, gonna get it fixed l8er>a brain? noi believe in you that you have a good one!
>>33865932Men don't like to talk about it, but older paternal age is known to have a pretty strong correlation with autism. >a Classmate of mine was born when her dad was 50 all of her siblings were moderately to severely autistic
>>33865954are the incels in the room with us right now?
Either genderIs it ever worth waiting around for someone who isn't looking to date "right now"? I do get along well with them, but dont know how long that wait would be and I also don't know if theyre trying to let me down easy too
>tfw no gf to hug me after a long day at work sigh
>>33865960oh and it happened because i have anger issues
>>33865961It's the genes of the sperm that they found actually cause autism
I don't believe women deserve to breathe the same air as me.
>>33865954incels just like to complain and annoy people
>>33865961Yea they think them drinking and smoking and eating like shit and not working out and doing drugs and being disgusting isn't the reason their babies come out fucked up. Newsflash bud it's all you
>>33865938I only know so much about you, yes. I do think that I like you because of this.Do you like me?
>>33865957cute, so before you marry her ask if she got the Vax but otherwise follow historical trends that have always been relevant and will continue to be relevant. Essentially what you're saying now is only unvaxed women under the age of 30 have good odds to avoid still birth. A sudden new risk factor does not negate historical risk factors. I wonder, did these women have any other comorbidities or just the vax? Were they obese? Did they have gestational diabetes? Were they drinkers? Smokers?
>>33865965F No, it's not worth it. You're wasting your life.
>>33865960>gonna get it fixed l8eroh that's good you can get it fixed, hope it gets done quick (:meanwhile my laptop screen is hanging on by a literal wire kek, hope it holds out cause can't afford a replacement/fix>believe in you that you have a good oneit's a bit shit but thank you x>>33865965>Is it ever worth waiting around for someoneusually no, if you have other options you want to pursuebut if you both happen to still be single later on no harm in giving it a shot
>>33865961why don't you walk into traffic
>>33865973Yea I like you even though you're crazy a little bit
>>3386597242% of women drink alcohol still throughout pregnancy 56% still vape or smoke
>>33865971Nothing of value was lost
>>33865964Does anon look like she?
>>33865937You're so mean.
>>33865952Unless you're quite small, I don't think it would be. I think most guys know bras are a big part of cleavage.
>>33865807Actshually men are the one that have sperm expiry, egg quality doesn't drop unless you have illness.
>>33865975I figured, just needed the reassurance. Thanks
>>33865964>I will never experience this
>>33865974No on there charts only 2 were smokers. And the stillbirths ranged from five months all the way to delivery
>>33865978:) Think you could put up with it?
>>33865979Imagine gen alpha growing up as the vape baby
>>33865979Bullshit
>>33865979Two retards don't make a right anonI don't touch that shit and men are still blowing vape smoke in my face when I tell them to stop. I'm the only normal neurotic left
>>33865983>I think most guys know bras are a big part of cleavage.nta wait, what?
>>33865964Femanons, would you be cool with getting pounded in her position?
>>33865986what if both egg and sperm quality drop with age? why does it have to be one or the other?
>>33865953You didn't help that other anonette because I am fat?
>>33865990I'm putting up with it right nowww
>>33865975>You're wasting your lifelife wasters in the chat>>33865979where did you get these stats from lmfao>>33865993>men are still blowing vape smoke in my face when I tell them to stopI remember that guy, absolute madnessblowing smoke towards someone is rude as fuck (I say this as someone who smokes like a chimney)
>>33865972The chart just said age
>>33865983They are? Wtf?
>>33865996Science actually said sperm quality drops. Go read the new study.
>>33865988Just wait until the government mandated brain chips roll out, and then companies can sell you subscriptions to cater any life style you wish to "experience"
>>33865995I would never have sex
>>33865977You're not bothered that if you don't really double down and try and find a spouse that you'll never have children aside from retards, are you?
>>33865994>>33866002This is a trolling attempt, right?
>>33866000From census on pregnant woman's cord tests
>>33865988It’s actually more fun in the kitchen
>>33865999Hmm it kinda seems like this shit sorts works anon
>>33865996We have all our eggs from birth You guys have to keep making sperm
>>33865756based
>>33866003seems to me like it would make the most sense for both to drop in quality. get your feminist babble outta here
>>33866000>life wasters in the chatOh, shit... you're right... Um... it's been fun and all but I need to go, guys.
>>33866005Why?
>>33866016Too scary
>>33865995Does he have low bathroom counters that are not wall mounted?
>>33865986Elderly whore.
>>33866004ok but how much longer until state-mandated girlfriends
I just ordered some japanese instant ramen packs online.I'm getting reckless with my spending, I think that means I'm depressed.
>>33866007No. I thought only sports/push-up bras exaggerated cleavage. Are you saying that every kind of bra does?
My physical weakness has shredded my sanity. I must stop being an incel and reach out for life. To ask for romance with no chest, no heart no conviction is arrogant, to demand it delusion. There are badder bitches between heaven and earth that I will never see and I grieve for it. Women that just are. Women who tou will never see on social media or be famous and yet remain perfectly perfect, as if seeking those things would just detract from them instead of adding.
>>33865961Hmm, I should freeze some sperm.
>>33866010Works for what
>>33866007I've actually never seen a naked woman that wasn't a porn star. I'm being totally serious.
>>33865989So 14 of them had no pre-existing conditions, no comorbidities and just ended up with bad luck stillbirths?
>>33866023Well, boobs aren't naturally squished together.
*gets blown back into a wall from your powerful attack*
Hi mom
>>33866020It's not. You can be 18 and sterile. But 50 and have twins. You seem to think young women mean a child it's the opposite since there liberal they will abort your child
>>33866022I spend upwards of $100 a day on just lunch
>>33866029Fr? Keep in mind that I’ve never seen a woman naked irl
>>33866011As you age, you lose your ability to efficiently create new cells. That's kind of how aging works. Cells that have always been in your body are going to degrade also. Time erodes all.
>>33866008>pregnant woman's cord testsok now you're just chatting shit lol>>33866014laterzz, go do the things>>33866022I mean as long as you can afford itramen is yum>>33866027not even your mom?
>>33866028They took the vaxx. That's a comorbidity in itself
>>33866003
>>33866026We like each other and like talking to each other. I want to take you out on a date real bad
>>33866037No the cords are tested for drug use to take kids
>>33866030Imagined it like this.
When is your next hookup, ladies?
>>33866012why?
>>33866037>not even your mom?nta but in the same boatwhy tf would he see his mom naked. or really anyone in his family naked for that matter
>>33866032You can be, but it's pretty unlikely that you'll be sterile at 18. But if you are 50, yes, you do have a higher risk of having twins, and you also have a higher risk of already being in menopause or having downies.
>>33866003>the new study saysThe best way to tell that a study is complete bullshit is that it exists. Doubly true if it was published, and double it again if it made headlines.
>>33866048But experts agree and critics are saying! I mean, it won the JD Power & Associates award 20 times come on dude
>>33866040But you can't Goodnight
>>33866044Weekend probably
>>33866046I've heard that it's pretty common for euros to have nudity around the house, They don't see anything weird about seeing family members naked
>>33866051Never ever?
Why do men on here care about kids they will never father
>>33866027HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
>>33866054NTA. JH, did you move in with them yet?
You guys... natural boobs that aren't in a bra hang down and outwards. The only way you're getting cleavage without a bra is if you're already huge.
>>33866057Probably never and if it happens it will be because of random chance
>>33866048>>33866050What would (((they))) gain by showing the rate of gestational abuse?
>>33866059>Why do men on here care about kids they will never fatherWere actually about to start trying after Christmas :)
>>33866050The shifting narratives on Covid (e.g. masks were useless until they were essential) proves that the scientific establishment shouldn’t be trusted on matters of health anymore
>>33866060ENTJ made fun of me. How shall I ever recover from this?
>>33866059I hate children with a burning passion, if I have to catch a flight with screaming children I’d rather just pay extra for first class
>>33866055fucking freaks
>>33866062OK. I'd take a gf who can't make cleavage even with a push-up bra, but women don't like men anymore.
>>33866063I don’t know, maybe I’m just crazy, but I think I might be able to change your mind after a while.
>>33865583ew, moids want me to do this to my body?
>>33866069It’s 2025 theres no way you haven’t had sex yet
>>33866033you're a moron lol>>33866031son get back to work>>33866041does this actually happen tho...>>33866054who's it with>>33866046you never accidentally saw her come out the shower or whatever as a kid
>>33866027>>33866034I'm a virgin, too. But haven't you guys seen a bra come off in a movie, or porn? You can clearly see how they're being unleashed.
>>33866075You won't
>>33866079Actually I’m just rich, you should try it sometime
>>33866079It happens everytime a woman gives birth
>>33866059Someone in here might decide down the road that they actually do want to become a father. Might be in their best interest to remind them that their overall health does affect their sperm quality and if they are much older, especially above 40, they are almost certainly going to create a little autist. They should probably know that before they make a child with poor quality of life. Might also be beneficial for some of them that want to get married and think theres no harm in marrying a 35 year old hag
>>33866077plenty of us are wizards or soon-to-be-wizards kek>>33866084if you were rich you could afford to send me 20 bucks rn
>>33866079>you never accidentally saw her come out the shower or whatever as a kidnope. i have never seen a vagina or female nipple in the flesh. i’m over 25 years old btw
>>33866076That's probably how I'll look too if I manage to slim down.
>>33866083Sounds like a challenge.
>>33866079The first guy i see at the club xD
>>33866081>You can clearly see how they're being unleashed.I mean maybe a little, but not by any significant amount unless it was a sport/push-up
>>33866067you being too mentally challenge to understand how masks work doesn't mean all medical science is bunkyou wear mask, you don't spread germs as much. everyone wear mask, germs don't spread as much.the mask never protected you from other people not wearing them. they only work if we all wear them or at least contagious people. but go back to sticking horse dewormer up you ass or whatever have fun
>>33866088So your mom never asked what size you were hard and soft??? And asked you to show her
>>33866086>they are almost certainly going to create a little autistI mean I imagine there's a high probability of that happening regardless for a lot of the posters here...>>33866088you should try to sleep over with a girl sometime>>33866091moid hands lel
>>33866046I uhh have vague memories of seeing my dad naked....
>>33866094I dunno, I’ve seen boobs irl. They seem to be big bags of fat that obey the laws of gravity, as far as I can tell.
>>33866091Hot.Have you ever been nailed in a club bathroom?
>>33866090Ok crazy goodbye
>>33866097autism is caused by boofing tylenolt. autist who boofs tylenol daily
>>33866097No I usually have sex with 3-4 guys and then go home for a ons with the 5th guy
>>33866087I don’t even donate to charity don’t expect a cent out of me
I was never breast fed any nice femanon would like to breastfeed me?
>>33866076Don't worry that's not the result of one child. That's like easily two to four children, plus she never took care of her skin while she was pregnant and she probably also gained a lot of fat too. There are a lot of women who have no postpartum loose skin because they don't gain fat during pregnancy, they regularly apply the proper moisturizer and skincare to their belly to make sure their skin stays healthy during the rapid expansion, and they work quickly postpartum to make sure they get back to their pre-pregnancy size and continue taking care of their skin. Age is also a factor, the older you are the more loose your skin is.
>>33866097>you should try to sleep over with a girl sometimehow would i accomplish such a thing
>>33866104I like that anon has kept this going for days despite being told no repeatedly. Very, uhhh, endearing
>>33866091ENTJ stealth posting
>>33866103Yeah everyone is usually having sex in the bathrooms or right outside in cars
>>33866106gotta boost those numbers>>33866107have your way greedy bastardI donate to charity every month even though I'm poor af>>33866105what does it taste like
>>33866112He's nuts
>>33866102>I’ve seen boobs irl.And I haven’t.
>>33866094
>>33866113Not me but rent free regardless, I can’t help that every femanon agrees with me
>>33866104Alright, goodnight.
>>33865995i mean yeah
>>33866120god damn, did she put make up on her chest to make the cleavage look better?
>>33866119That's pretty sad I figured every man on here at least touches breasts once a week
>>33866111idk what will work for you but what worked for me is tinder and going clubbing/raving (I'm too autistic to meet girls in everyday life)
>>33866117Sorry anon, seems like it must suck.
>>33866117nigga…
>>33866116You have no idea where that money is going, it’s like a homeless person asking you for cash just to buy drugs 5 seconds later, charities are large NGO’s that are economically on par with major corporations like Blackrock and Chase bank
>>33866117>>33866130Well, alright. I’ll fuck off.
>>33866109i have a fat neighbor with a flabby chest for ya
>>33866127you figured out the secret
>>33866134#notallhomeless
>>33866137it's kind of unfortunate for her since hers are more separated than most.
>>33866127No, her flabby saggers are just pressed together now. Did you not see how far down the cleavage went? It was a damn canyon. They didn't even curve just tube shape all the way down
>>33866129both options make me extremely anxious and would almost certainly destroy what little self-esteem i have left. it’s safer to just stay at home and not try and hope god places a gf in my lap one day
>>33866135Bro haven't we been telling you she's very visibly not interested?
>>33862547I get you hating fatties, but why do you hate on guys for liking cowgirl? That's definitly not just a fat guy thing.
>>33866139We have to kill the homeless they are stealing our oxygen without paying taxes this cannot continue
>>33866109I'd breast feed him.
>>33866021Never. Relationships and friendships will be strictly online via brainchip interface during off hours. If you fail to meet a suitable web-partner, subscriptions will be available for a create-your-own AI girlfriends.
>>33866141Instead of having to buy a new sticky bra every week or two (because I imagine that that adhesivevno matter how good it is can only last so many uses) wouldn't it be much easier to just lose weight and then get a breast lift?
Men how many of you would have sex with a woman who was visibly pregnant and wanted to have sex with you
>>33866145cowgirl is the male equivalent of starfishing
>>33866135Boob autist?
>>33866145Cowgirl is a fat couple position, doggy is and will always be superior
>>33866152There's something grotesque about fucking a pregnant woman, that's a no for me, maybe I'll finger her.
>>33866145Why would that still be her? I thought women loved writing cowgirl because it's easier for them to rub their clit and get nipple stim
>>33866152Only If I knocked her up.
>>33866153All males starfish if they have a actual partner that enjoys sex
>>33866152I did this! Came too!
>>33866136hmmm, perhaps...>>33866148breast feed me please!
Why every PTSD ridden person I know has so much self awareness? And often in a negative light. Also so often self loathing. Both genders can reply.
>>33866128
>>33866152I would if she was my wife and that was my kid, or if that was my gf and that was my kid, but I want to be married when I have kids, but those are the only 2 scenarios.
>>33866152NAG But that just sounds really disgusting and revolting... She's pregnant. She's supposed to be protecting her child. How could she possibly have sex with a stranger?
>>33866156>There's something grotesque about fucking a pregnant womanHEY!
>>33866157yeah that's only if you dont do those things otherwise. like why arent you touching her clit in other positions
>>33866152god I remember when my geography teacher got pregnant she was already hot but she was even hotter when she got pregnant
>>33866163It’s forced on you
>>33866162oh and he's a man by the way
>>33866163Low self esteem is a common symptom of Trauma.
>>33866152Only if she was my wife/gf.
>>33866153>cowgirl is the male equivalent of starfishingIt's not laziness that appeals to me though. It's the bounce.
>>33866163only veterans, rape victims, and physical/child sexual abuse survivors can have ptsd, fyi
>>33866128you do know what website you're on right?>>33866134>like a homeless person asking you for cash just to buy drugs 5 seconds laterso what? at least it brightens up their dayalso they're small local charities not NGOs>>33866143>stay at home and not try and hope god places a gf in my lap one dayreal, I mean this is my usual stratbut it's still good to try and push past your anxiety and do things sometimes>>33866152I mean sure but I'd be a bit worried about causing any damage or whatever
>>33866163because something really terrible happened to them and all of our societal attitudes tell them that they deserved it and it was their fault. because bad things only happen to bad people and if they were smarter/better/stronger it wouldn't have happened to them.
>>33865948If you're so obsessed about this, you obviously don't have the highest quality life since you're posting hereSo kill yourself and spare yourself from future complications.
Rich! Millionaire!I love the way African people say yees
>>33866020Elderly graph poster
>>33866168>yeah that's only if you dont do those things otherwise. like why arent you touching her clit in other positionsDoesn't the grinding feel really good for women?
>>33866178>but it's still good to try and push past your anxiety and do things sometimesok but why do that when i can just get drunk lying in bed on my laptop browsing 4chan or youtube. all the dopamine with none of the riski think i need therapy
>>33866144I’ve got no excuse. I guess I’m just getting strung along for the enjoyment of the regulars here.
Men why does it have to be a gf. Why couldn't it be just a woman looking to have sex with you
>>33866153>>33866160What if it's just a nice rest position? He goes as hard as he possibly can for as long as he possibly can in legs up missionary or something else that's pretty much him doing all the work, and then she gives it her all riding on top while he's recuperating. Just keep switching around so everybody can have the most fun and recuperate.
>>33866172why are you like this? :(
>>33866188because gf is much easier to type and gets the point across just as well
>>33866188Are you pregnant?
>>33866191It's their kink
>>33866188because I want love not sex, sex is just a bonus to me
>>33866197is it a bonus or a requirement?
>>33866188Because that disturbs me that this woman is having casual sex while another man's baby is growing in her womb.It is degenerate.
>>33866155I'm skinny. I just like getting bounced on
>>33866152I would if she was my wife/gf and it was my child. Otherwise, no.
I love women
>>33866186if you're getting drunk anyway you might as well try go clubbing sometime loljust be careful with alcohol ofc and overdoing it>>33866188I don't see the point in casual sex desu
>>33866160i enjoy sex and i don't enjoy cowgirl. try to make sense next time
>>33866202The instance this wouldn't be is if her husband somehow died during that time and she found a committed relationship.
>>33866191oh sorry D:do you want MINE?
>>33866188I don't want to fuck some random woman. I want a gf.
>>33866207NTA. It it too dom for you?
>>33866188Having sex with a random pregnant woman means there's probably strings attached.
>>33866188I develop strong feelings for any woman that I have sex with.
>>33866205Simp
>>33866212no it just hurts my knees and the effort required isn't worth the minimal payoff i get. i'll do it for 5 minutes, tops. i'm not a lazy partner either, like, that position just sucks
>>33866205Me too
>>33865750Listening to some other choons nowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4Zj00MbeeMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYZ3uMsmdlUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90a5F4FxX30https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBJWgpsLHCohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOqC3QCbUoEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pcgm4wwTrb4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJIqM-V5cT4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jw3vWWu2_CMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czpaYKnxqaMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxFZzf0qBjEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cj3jPdQ5HF8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkTuV4JMm1khttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5Ehbf0Q6bIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44izuSvo9c0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WM8D8YEutw8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPOSgDijVpghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9EVCp_c-Wghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=042Wd_NH2Kc
>>33866168Well yeah still touch it in other positions that's just one of the easiest ones to do it, though. That's like saying you should still rub her nipples, yeah but its easiest in cowgirl
>How does one even have sex with a random pregnant woman
>>33866206>if you're getting drunk anyway you might as well try go clubbing sometime lolmaybe. but being shitfaced alone and vibing to your favorite music goes hard
I'll say itMen And Women who want to have sex while pregnant are covert pedophiles.
>>33866188the bar is very low I just want to be hugged
>>33866178>at least it brightens up their dayIn contrast to destroying their lives with drug addiction?
is period sex really a thing that happens?t. virgin
>>33866228It's either the drugs or withdrawal that kills them.
>>33866226That's so stupid that it wraps back around to believable.
>>33866225>eing shitfaced alone and vibing to your favorite music goes hardit does I agreebut it's equally as good/even better being shitfaced at a rave and vibing to music
>>33866149what about robot gf
>>33866220you're practically giving me an entire playlist to copy!
>>33866218>i'm not a lazy partner either,What other position is there that has the woman being active? It seems like the only one.
>>33866230Yes.
>>33866222>Hinge>Tinder>Bumble
>>33866045im not sure but it just is
>>33866230Yes I've had it with every bf (23+) I've had
>>33866188I don’t like casual sex
>>33866228they're already homeless kek, what else are they supposed to do?when I was homeless I'd shoplift alcohol and whatnot cause I was fucking bored>>33866235have at it lol
>>33866239>HIV>Chlamydia >Herpes
I'm an anxious loser boyfailure and I'll never get to touch boobs because of this
>>33866061That wasn't me, but no I haven't.
>>33866245I never said there wouldn't be a catch
>>33866242whore
>>33866222Right place right time buddy they’re also insanely hornier >>33866231And what about being homeless? You know like not living inside the safety and shelter of an actual house?
>>33866180This is my downtime social media :°{D Same as most people using Facebook or Instagram, I just don't like those platforms as much. I prefer the forums. I already have kids. And unfortunately, mine are surrounded by a bunch of re-tards and elderly parents who see constantly and say that I'm showing off too much because I can actually run with my kids and play with them.>You know, Anon, I really wish that you wouldn't show off like that in front of my son. Just because you're still young enough to climb a tree doesn't mean you should do that in front of my son. Now he's asking me why I can't do it. Damn Jim, have you considered not being obese and that maybe you should have had your kid when you were a lot younger? Because it's pretty hard to climb a tree at 45 when you're fat.
>>33866245All of them don't kill you anymore
>>33866249>falling for jeetlord larps
>>33866246If you're not also fat and balding, you're just crying for nothing.
>>33866246I'm also an anxious loser boyfailure but I somehow managed to touch boobs on several occasionsygmi anon
>>33866237>>33866242seems gross
>>33866246me, but I had a friend that let me touch it once
>>33866242That's a lot of penises. What's the size range you've experienced?
>>33866144Am I the most exceptional retard to date?
>>33866244Maybe they should get a job so they can become rich like me one day
>>33866259Cuck is so desperate he wants to believe the jeetlord larp
>>33866259All of them had a lot of small ones from big guys. And the shorter guys tend to have thicker bigger dicks 7x4
>>33866153have you ever been with someone from your gym?
>>33866179This
>>33866257It's really not.
>>33866234Unless you're a noble, it's too costly. Best you can do it buy an auto-cleaner and slap a fleshlight on it. However, you can include a robogirlfriend tag with your AI-girlfriend subscription.
>>33866261But there all mentally ill junkies... They can't get jobs
>>33866267why?
>>33866263>And the shorter guys tend to have thicker bigger dicksFemanons, I am vindicated once again...
State gender.Are (You) going/hoping to have sex in costume over the Halloween weekend?
>>33866263>7x4 Holy shit that sounds like an awful penis. Like cartoonishly pencil-dicked.
>>33866163MI’m hyperaware of my surroundings and myself because I have a subconscious desire to never get molested ever again.
>>33866273No.I just wanted to be mothwoman.
>>33866256Literally how. Explain with some detail how you managed to do this
>>33866261hard to get a job when you're sleeping rough and have no address... though I did when I was couchsurfing
>>33866218Are you fat? How does it hurt your knees?
>>33866256Thanks anoni will make ittoday was just a rough one
>>33866273F. Yes. My bf says he's going to unwrap me and eat me (out) all night until I melt in his mouth.
Where do I meet clingy gf?
>>33866274A man unironically typed this
>>33866270Drugs are the easiest thing to avoid you have to be a fucking subhuman retard to be addicted to drugs
>>33866273No. I will be working until late at night and then drinking some vodka after I get home.
>>33866273M, no, I also can't afford a good costume so not gonna bother I'm working a 12hr shift on halloween itself and then will probably go to bed and have a normal weekendhopefully next year halloween will be better... I used to go all out celebrating it
>>33866273MAt what age do people stop doing halloween parties like this? How long do I have left to try it at least once?
>>33866283Probably not on 4chan.
>>33866278Most people like being homeless that’s the problem, no bills to pay no responsibilities
>>33866273MI don’t know how to have sexI haven’t dressed up for Halloween in over a decade
>>33866273MaleNo. I'll be in my apartment, alone, probably shitposting here, with the light off so no one knocks on my door.
>>33866288I'm in my mid 30's and I'm going to at least two.
>>33866244>have at it loli'll listen to it at 2am or something(imagine that picture of pops from regular show smiling weirdly, my storage is shit)
>>33866283AmberLynn is and while she claims to be a lesbian, she also gets notably flustered when men flirt with her.
>>33866290>Most people like being homelesswtf you must be trolling>>33866288I don't think normies ever stop
Moids will literally do everything for sex lol
>>33866268Ill just stick to pillow gf then
>>33866201ah bonus, cuddles are a requirement however >>33866209um yes please
>>33866298Will you have sex with me
>>33866298Ok, and?
>>33866293You don’t count because you’re a hot woman
>>33866298I'm nearly a 27 year old virgin so I don't know about that
>>33866282That's disgusting.
>>33866298We won’t, actually. I haven’t bothered for years.
>>33866294>i'll listen to it at 2am or somethingyeeyuuuh!2am is the ideal listening time (it's 3am here)>>33866298wrong, I will do everything for free snacks though
Gare loved it he said it was the best time he ever had
Friendly advice to any newbies. Don't waste your time here. The regurlars have been here for years. They are not here to help they are here for attention. Also watch out for the janitor that posts here, that anon is one of the worsts. Many of these people are more awful than you imagine, please seek advice somewhere else.
>>33866277NTAI used a hookup app and met up with the first woman who let me, and later I paid a woman to cuddle and after a couple of times doing that and chatting with her I convinced her to have sex.
>>33866298Same for women, btwthey just have it easier so they've never had to really work for it.
>>33866252Goddamn your mom made a mistake not aborting youYou bringing life into this world has only made it a worse place for everyone
>>33866162Are you >him?
>>33866305I'll take the compliment, but I think anyone can go if you're in the friend group. I assume that's the case for most parties.>>33866307It turned me on at least. So maybe I'm gross too, then.
>>33866315No.
>>33866311Message received. I think I know, but who’s the janny?
State genderShould I be ashamed of the fact I have to cry after confronting or going through things that spike my anxiety for relief?
>>33866317Then no.
>>33866312Thanks for the reply.>I used a hookup appThis isn’t an option for me because I don’t have friends so I don’t have any pics of me that weren’t taken by myself or my family
You shouldn't celebrate Halloween after you turn double digits old
>>33866309>actually sent the imagei love you.>>33866302open wide
>>33866311Someone should unironically make a post like this in every thread.
>>33866313Yup.
>>33866318Probably a popular anon. I think a woman or a really crazy anon guy.
>>33866320M, no, I don't think so. The only crying I think is bad is "woe is me" crying.
>>33866311Based Julian, the hero we need
>>33866314Don't worry, I have a feeling that either you will never reproduce or your children will be far worse off than mine could ever be.
>>33866318They post about how unfair life is as a 5'10 woman
>>33866333It’s a guy
>>33866338Why not just become an athlete or a supermodel?
>>33866298I would rather play Crash Bandicoot 4 than try to have sex desu>>33866324I slept over with a girl from tinder and all of the pictures were just selfies, pictures of my cat and some my mom had taken>>33866311It's not that deep broThis site is mostly a timewaster tho>>33866326>actually sent the imageI had to do it to em>>33866328Yawn
>>33866324I only uploaded one pic, and it was a mirror selfie with my head cropped out.
>>33866342He’s absolutely right about the regulars, especially you
>>33866333I’m the crazy guy who’s nuts, if that’s what you mean.
>>33866340Ohio???
>>33866054What's your costume?
>>33866347Uhm, I doubt it. Dunno why that’s your first instinct
>>33866338Riveting stuff.
>>33866341They receive countless replies, some like this, but they do not care, they are fishing for attention and/or bans, because they are mentally ill.
>>33866277>Explain with some detail how you managed to do thisjust depends on the occasionwhat is your end goal tho>>33866281hope tomorrow's better for you dude, godspeed!>>33866345rude??
>>33866355They sure got a bountiful harvest of my attention over the last few days.
>>33866347Nah, hell no.
>>33866358Rude? It’s literally the truth, you’re a massive attention whore
>>33866342fakecel chad shit
Girls Won't you carry be to Ol' Virginny to Old Virginia's shore?
>>33866273>State gender.>Are (You) going/hoping to have sex in costume over the Halloween weekend?MI think so?My gf is going as 2B, she wouldn't choose that if she wasn't up for a romp, r-right?
>>33866361arrest me then officer>>33866363mentalcel mad shit
>>33866218Femanon, you're not supposed to squat on it. You're supposed to rock back and forth!
>>33866363seriously though I don't even have the money to get a train ticket to see this gal again, it's beyond overI need to get a xmas temp job or something with good hours but I'm lazy
>>33866044>When is your next hookup, ladies?Maybe tomorrow
>>33866374who with :o
I hate women so much.
>>33866376Me.
>>33866378Congrats.
>>33866355Checks out.
>>33866044I'm getting doubleteamed sometime this week, I just don't know when.
Why do sexual deviants feel compelled to shove it in everyone’s face?
>>33866353Idk, first guy namefag that came to mind
>>33866383Probably because that's part of deviancy. It's a type of exhibitionism, letting everyone know about their exploits.
>>33866359>>33866381They'll also always spam misandrist posts or be desperately trying to ragebait incels every second while they're in the thread.
What are some legal ways I can be spiteful and make life hell for a business that screwed me over
>>33866383They usually hide it from their partners though lol
>>33866387Yes, but why?
>>33866382wtf, by two dudes?
>>33866389That heavily depends on what kind of business it is. But you can just keep filing reports with the health department or better business bureau. Maybe you can try an anonymously contact your local news station.
>>33866389how did they screw you over?
Damn, getting flirted with (?) and then made fun of really made me feel like shit. I really was delusional.
>>33866396you sure they weren't just teasing you or something?what actually happened anon?
>>33866389Go into their building to use their toilets, and then flush paper towels, wipes, and other non-flushables over several weeks or months to clog their pipes. The damage will be costly.
>>33866396The life of an ugly man.Always trust your instincts, they are laughing at you when you walk past them.
>>33866391Anon Because they're degenerates. Why do some people like to be hurt during sex? Probably something psychological, but ultimately because they're degenerates. Why does anyone like flashing their penis in public? Because they're degenerates. It's exciting and it gets them off.
>>33866325you should stop telling me what to do
>>33866398This plus pouring oil down the drain, especially if it's a type of oil that clumps when it's cold.
>>33866396I mean you made it weird by pressing that hard and now you’re virtue signalling about how sad and pathetic you are. Take a break
>>33866397I’m the crazy anon made fun of earlier itt.>>33866400I’m not ugly, just gullible and with severely misplaced priorities.
>>33866396Who
>>33866407>I'm not uglyThat's what you think.
I once cut myself while masturbating it felt really really good
>>33866407Dude what is this victimhood shit. I don’t like that femanon but she was right to not add you on discord
>>33866326>open wide:D
>>33866413Apparently masturbating feels really good
>>33866413I once sliced meat off my dick when I was shaving my pubes with an electric clipper, would not recommend.
Either gender but especially men I guess, would you let your spouse/long term partner go on a 2 week meditation retreat that has some fairly restrictive rules? No outside contact, no talking, that kind of thing. If yes, what's your reasoning? If not, what would maybe convince you to let her go? Or is this the kind of thing I should drop and not argue with him about?
>>33866420No, though it's not that I won't "allow" her to go, it's that if she goes, I'm out.
What do I do if I'm in College in a College Town and have no friends here or plans for Halloween?I feel pretty unsatisfied being in my room on Halloween in what is a mecca for social interaction.
>>33866420M, if she can afford it and feels it could be helpful, sure, why not?
>>33866405I did make it weird. I’m a weird guy.>>33866416This victimhood shit is just me sharing my honest thoughts.
>>33866420Sounds dumb, I would probably let her go but I don't think I would be with someone who likes that stuff
>>33866423>being in my room on Halloween I've done this before... but are there any halloween parties or anything going on, or any college events? there must be something you can go to at least, or the student bar or whatever
>>33866418cutting myself feels good combine that with masturbating and it feels extra good.>>33866419I cut myself on my thigh not my dick
>>33866423Find a bar.
>>33866430That's kind of gay.My dick still has like a rice grain sized scar from the shaving accident.
>>33866426Your honest thoughts are stupid, what part of you says “I’m gullible” when she never lied to you or led you on?
>>33866420I don't want a hippie bohemian woman as my gf. We wouldn't be dating in the first place.
>>33866423Choose a random bar nearby and go? Then you can bail if its not working out
>>33866420Sure yeah. For those two weeks I'll be in amsterdam then bangkok.
>>33866420Yeah because if I’m married, it’s someone I can trust completely
I don't approve of myself enough to allow myself to try to have sex. No, I'm not a virgin.
>>33866435I took the continued attention as a sign of interest, so I guess you’re right that gullible isn’t really the right word and that delusional is more accurate.
>>33866441>No, I'm not a virginwhat changed then?
>>33866409You know who.
>>33866188I'm not interested in whores.I don't want to have sex outside of marriage, so not even with a gf, let alone some random slut.
>>33866423Make friends in the clubs at college.There are probably some events that the college is holding for halloween.
>>33866433my girlfriend told me to do it she said it felt great and she was right
>>33866443My looks faded a bit from age and mostly weight gain.
>>33866450so lose the weight then and date a looksmatch?
>>33866420Yeah, if I date someone I trust them with our boundaries.
>>33866422Could any type of argument convince you? Would you be mad if she even asked you in the first place?>>33866425Even if it was bare bones facilities in the middle of nowhere? >>33866428>>33866436Understandable. I'm actually not a hippie type at all but I know it sounds weird
>>33866396Get psyopedfaggot
>>33866420M, probably yeah. It's not really my place to forbid her from pursuing something she wants.
>>33866435When she agreed with whoever was talking shit about me, that made me feel gullible. I thought she thought I was crazy in a good way and not a scary way. I see now that I just misunderstood.I’ll dip out of here now, but I felt I should explain myself a bit better before I go.
>tfw I’ve already earned over $50K >it’s only been 3 months since EOFYI love being me
>>33866461Don't feel TOO bad, I think I've only ever seen one anon here handle rejection well
>>33866455I made a lot of progress in August and September and then lost it all this month, mostly due to being sick, my father visiting, and accompanying strain on everything else I was trying to do.Not sure why 4chins is being difficult for me right now.
>>33866458>Even if it was bare bones facilities in the middle of nowhere?yeah surejust out of curiosity what's the motivation for the retreat
i wanna die>Waiting for sys.4chan.org to respond...>Couldn't get the captcha. Make sure your browser doesn't block content on 4chan then click here.
>>33866466It's been having issues since the weekend.
>>33866464They really don’t handle rejection quite well
>>33866466What does all that have to do with you eating less? Think hard now.
>>33866438Just curious why such an extreme reaction? In this case it's not a resort, it's relatively primitive and there are tons of rules so it's not like it's a fun vacation >>33866439>>33866456So it's trust that's the issue? Like cheating, or trust that they wouldn't be stupid enough to get involved with something weird like a cult?
>>33866461Brother why do you let other people dictate your emotions like that, especially strangers
>>33866464lol I’m afraid I feel thoroughly humiliated. I’ll probably sleep most of it off, at least.I’m sad I managed to fuck this up, however unlikely it was. I just hope she sees that I now know I was in the wrong and will leave her alone.
>>33866472>trust that’s the issue?>I said trust isn’t the issueYou illiterate?
I really wish this guy would leave me alone. I don't ever say anything to them, but they always say shit to me. They follow me into rooms and conversations, they linger too long in my personal vicinity, they look at me too much. Why are men so annoying like this?
>>33866476You just pushed way too hard I think, talking about thinking about her and wishing she was with you and wanting to take her on dates when you really know nothing about her, not even what she looks like.
>>33866475I’m very naïve and lonely.
*kisses your femenine smooth (right) armpit*
>>33866479Tell him he's making your uncomfortable, then tell HR.If you won't do even this, then you deserve to suffer, simple as.
>>33866471>What does all that have to do with you eating less?My father wanted to cook the whole time he was here and left me with a bunch of very fattening food that I ate against my better judgement so as to spend less. Being sick meant I lazed around with nothing much to do besides eat to pass the time. Getting sick again made it worse. Getting thrown off my normal routine got in the way of meal prep, which is critical to controlling calories intake. Cardio, at least for me, suppresses appetite.
>>33866467I want to see if I can be truly alone inside myself and if maybe coming out the other side of that will result in me being a stronger person
>>33866480I’ve never been attracted to someone just from reading their anonymous posts before, and I mistakenly assumed that it was mutual. I pushed to talk offsite so hard because I wanted to know for sure if we had any chemistry.
Hasn't this flirting been going on for over a month or am I thinking of different anons
>>33866429>>33866432>>33866437>but are there any halloween parties or anything going on, or any college events?Not sure how I even figure this out, I don't have friends here.>there must be something you can go to at least, or the student bar or whateverAlone? I figured people would think I'm weird or not worth being around because if I was then I wouldn't be alone.>>33866446That's the plan for next semester.I'm sure there are but I just don't know the in so to speak.
>>33866488You’re thinking of someone else. I showed up last week.
>>33866487NTAJesus Christ dude! What the fuck?!>>33866488No! It's been three days.
women, how do you live knowing you have to compete with women that look like this for the same men?
Women do you guys find Mexican men attractive? would you suck a mexican man's dick in other words
tfw 3 different femanons have added me from here
>>33866497NAME BACK ON, OHIO
>>33866497lol I’m very owned. I kneel. I might legitimately be too old and boring for 4chan now.
>>33866499Not him
>>33866499Don't be silly. I added 4 from here.
>>33866493Is that really so crazy?
>>33866478Sorry, I just didn't think about it that way, in terms of trust. He thinks I'm being flighty and a bit dumb I guess, but hadn't thought about it as trust
>>33866497I was added by one femanon a few months ago but it didn't go anywhere
>>33866497I've never tried. Maybe I should have.
>>33866505The mask slips
>>33866506YES!!>I could tell from her nondescript messages that she was into me... I did my best to get her isolated offsite...
women why did some lady took a picture in my direction today?
>>33866511Learn to stop responding next time, dumbass
>>33866509M or F?
>>33866466>lost it all this monthhey man you'll bounce back, don't let this knock you down>>33866468had the same issue kek>>33866479wtf can you not report the to someone?>>33866491>Not sure how I even figure this outeh, maybe look on social media or go to the student bar and ask the bartender or whateveror maybe there are flyers upI had one halloween in college just chilling in my room and talking to online friends and shitposting, was pretty comfy desu. but ofc going out can be fun too
>>33866511They didn’t seem all that nondescript to me, and I genuinely didn’t have any perverted intentions. I genuinely just wanted to get to know her better, but I get it now.
I ate too much, and now I'm sleepy, but if I lie down, I feel like things will come spilling out, rip.
>>33866519read a book or whatever and let the food settle a bit before sleeping then
>>33866510Oh boy, here we go. What's wrong with befriending people?>>33866519I don't think you're supposed to sleep so quickly after eating. Take it easy for a bit. Give yourself maybe 15 minutes.
>>33866497I added people from here in the past but then I remembered that having friends and socialising is a complete waste of time so I ghosted them
>>33866525Lol
>>33865489Ugly women wear makeup so they don't look uglyUgly men can't do that
>>33866534They can grow a beard and get a haircut
>>33866485So why not just portion out the fatty food so that you only ate within your calorie allotment?
I am getting closer to the truth about /atoga/.
>>33866540Care to share your findings thus far?
Fuck baseball, making me stay up late
>>33866534He can go to the gym, get a haircut, and do skincare
>>33866541I'll consider it.
>>33866546none of that will make him taller, or change his facial structure, or alter facial symmetry.
>>33866550Come on, at least one kernel of truth?
>>33866540
>>33866551Unless he is 5'6" or shorter or he looks like he's having a stroke he's so misaligned, it doesn't really matter that much. It is way better to have maybe one or two things off about you than a laundry list.
>>33866558So basically>women won't date him, but at least he's not untouchable sewer slop
>>33866514That’s on me, not her. I said stuff worth responding to occasionally. I just refused to read the room and acknowledge that I was getting purposefully short replies.
>>33866338>They post about how unfair life is as a 5'10 womanKitten poster is the janitor?
>>33866557Animal Crossing... :)
Goodnight you
>>33866561Oh, he will still get a woman to date him. He just has to lower his standards. I've seen plenty of fat ugly retards get longterm relationships. The thing is, it's with other fat ugly retards. Even if he only has one of the things that are pretty undesirable, like very poor facial symmetry, or being under 5'6", he can absolutely still get a decent girlfriend. There are plenty of examples of this that are well known and documented.
>>33866571Goodnight. I’m sorry.
>>33865997Probably cause she's friends with you
>>33866542RIP, what's happening in the baseball, is it fun at least?I stayed up til 5am making beats kms
>>33866573okay.
>>33866579I wish I had a mentally ill moid who would get completely obsessed with me because I said hi once :(
>>33866586Didn't mean to reply, whoops
>>33866586Sorry, I don’t think I have it in me to do that twice.
>>33866579If you want to sit and soak and make up imaginary problems, go right ahead. But they are imaginary problems. You are the reason that you're single. You're personality. Not your looks. Most of your looks you could change at any time if you wanted to and felt like it. This is your own sad pathetic decision.
>>33866591I already said okay, you don't need to say it twice, repeating it again won't make it anymore true.
Would you date someone with a notable mental illness (bipolar, schizophrenia, autism, etc), but since you’ve met them, they’ve seemed relatively normal and taken their meds?State gender
>>33866602MYeah
>>33866602MYes. I’m bipolar myself.
>>33866602M, yes. I don't think having an illness means somebody's unworthy of being loved.
>>33866022>yakisoba>ramen
>>33866602FFUCK no except depression or autism.
>>33866602M Probably not because I'm dating to marry and have kids and inheritable disorders is something I would avoid
>>33866613They used to call ramen chuuka soba, who cares.
>>33866614lol
>>33866614I agree. My mother is bipolar and at a certain point it all went to shit
I’m never gonna find love
>>33866022How reckless of spending are we talking? It's instant noodles.
>>33866618The schizophrenia is even worse considering it's progressive. It will never get better, it will never be cured and it will only ever get worse. The most they can do is slow it down, but at one point they will be completely unrecognizable. Most of them are so asocial anyway they wouldn't want to date you or anything to do with you, especially when it continues progressing.
>>33866602FNo… it’s too much work and genuinely dangerous.
>>33866602>Would you date someone with a notable mental illness (bipolar, schizophrenia, autism, etc), but since you’ve met them, they’ve seemed relatively normal and taken their meds?>State genderProbably if they take medication and keep seeing their psychiatrist, and as if theirs alternatives for their conditions so they dont have to take too many pills. I dont fully trust psychologists
So many anons replied to me and I’m not going to reply back to them because that was hours ago and I’m mentally ill
Good morning, women come from hell.
>>33866377>>33866633
I wish I could’ve gone back in time to the 1960’s during the height of the Vietnam war and invented chewing gum C4, securing a military industrial contract to make it specifically for the CIA, this would’ve turned the tide of the war for the US.
>>33866638>You hate women therefore you must be gayAre you a woman?
>>33866644NTA but only incels and trannies hate women
>>33866647Not necessarily. Does generic misogynistic men count as women haters? Because they definitely don’t see women as equal but they also still treat women as human beings
>>33866633What's the European woman hater's lore?
>>33866652Then that’s not hate? What are you stupid lmao
>>33866644No, he's gay.
>>33866656I don't like women because of how they've treated me.
Around 2nd grade our class had a small party (this was around December I believe?) and there was a cute girl that didn't really pay attention to me. Well, all the boys were making fun of her dress and saying it sucks, and guess who she turns to as a last resort for an ego boost when everyone else made fun of her. That's right, me, and she asked me for a dance which I so I got upset and declined because I'm NOT a simp. If you won't pay attention to me unless it's your last resort then why should I care? Also, I just didn't like being there, but I can't remember why, which I'm sure affected my choice to some degree.
>>33866681NAGI don't think you get it
>40C/104f feverThis is what giving birth must feel like, I feel like dying
GenderFlowers on the first date- yay or nay?
>>33866602No, having dated someone that didn’t take meds and probably never will for their mental illness, there is not a chance I’d trust anyone crazy or formerly crazy
18 fucking innings
>>33866692Maybe she should've given half a crap beforehand.
serious question because I have a date soon and im gonna need to have sex - should I just ignore the fact that my dick is small and pretend like it isnt a big deal or do i address it in any wayim having a panic attack, a woman is actually going to see and be able to judge me I never thought I'd make it this far so soon im freaking out
>>33866710Hold off on sex until your penis is fully grown
It's hard not to hate women.
>>33866340If it’s a guy it’s the faggiest creature who ever lived
>>33866710yeah maybe don't fornicate because fornication is for degenerate NPCs
Why do women wear makeup?Is it to lie to men about how they really look?
>>33866730>Why do women wear makeup?To make themselves look better and or it makes them feel better. Ngl all women need is tinted sunscreen. Make up just ruins your skin and causes more damage in the long run. >Is it to lie to men about how they really look?Some do, some use it to make themselves look good, to cover their skin blemishes, because they're aging and because it's become a routine to them.
You can't hate women enough.
>>33866695No it feels like taking a really really big shit
>>33866717
life is stressful as fuckthank you Blonde girls for making it easier
>>3386672734?!?!? Jesus Christ...
>>33866742I hate blondes.
>>33866752thats because you have shitty curls
>>33866753No., it's because I hate all women.
>>33866710Anon, you don't need to make HER feel better. Just enjoy yourself. Whether the meat hole is happy or not is irrelevant.
I need to hate women.
>>33866735>muh moodwhy are women like this? why is that important to them?
>>33866754uhm based
Having sex with femanon during the Purge night right after we brutally killed a homeless man together
>>33866681so fvcking zased… i kneel…
GenderBody count
>>33866614Autism in men is worse than almost anything. They're usually single for life because women dislike everything about their "personality" and reject them every time.
>>33866614hey
>>33866770M0
>>33866742Why does she have black roots?
>>33866770M700-800
>>33866770M3
Who has a better story than Bran the Broken?
>>33866640How the fuck is this the kind of thing you randomly daydream about? Did you remember to take your Asperger's meds today?
>>33866727Don't they make medications for that these days? I know there's meds for AIDS, there's gotta be something for lower tier STIs like Herpes.
>>33866823They make med's for that?
>>33866778Yes?
State gender. Were you ever in a street gang? What was it like?
>>33866820literally everyone in that story
>>33866828MaleYeah, there was lots of singing and snapping our fingers and choreography, and then we started stabbing each other for some reason
>>33866826are you cute?
>>33866828MI’m white and not from the hood, so I was never in a real gang. The worst things my bros and I did were getting into fights and breaking one car.
is herpes 1 a dealbreaker?
>>33866839Not if it's medicated and treated
Why do so many women have herpes? Is it because they're all whores?
>>33866320MNo, that's sort of what crying is for, isn't it? As long as you feel better after.
dead thread
>>33866851yes
do women find george washington attractive? i know he looks very different from one picture to the next, no let's just use this picture, which think is one of the more flattering ones. daddy material?
>>33866320m. no. i think a big part of getting by in life is find ways to release the various things that build up in our brains and crying is one of the most straightfoward releases we have (masturbation and exercise are two other good examples). honestly, cry as often as you need, but if you'rr a man, do it where no one sees. i make a point to cry at least once a year.
>>33866871MHonestly, I haven't cried in such a long time. I release my emotions through sex, rage and violence.
Was chatting a lot with a girl who seemed interested in me (and even initiated contact herself frequently) and we planned a date that was around a month later due to busy agendas. This Saturday is the day of the date but she didn’t seem that interested anymore the past few weeks, with me being the only one to initiate, so I decided to stop initiating contact as a sort of shit test and guess what… we havent talked since. Do I bring up the date after not talking to her for 2 weeks or do I just let it go and see if she will contact me? She seemed very enthusiastic before so not sure where it went wrong, but also I dont really care if she isnt interested anymore
I hate women.
>>33866875Forget her.
>>33866876Impossible not to hate them
I’m turning 35 in two days and I know almost nothing about sex and relationships. AMA
>>33866874maybe that works for you but it certainly woukdn't for me. i can't drain one feeling through another opening. releasing rage wouldn't do anything for sadness. you should give crying a shot. i always feel much better after.
>>33866876Me too.>>33866879True.
>>33866884have you ever had sex?surely at that point you'd go to a hooker
>>33866884Are you trolling? How is that possible?
>>33866884You mean you don't have much experience with them, or you literally don't know how sex works?I'm 31 and have never had a relationship, and I have very little sexual experience.
>>33866890I had sex 1 time, when I was 20, so almost 15 years ago>>33866891It’s a very real reality >>33866894There is a difference from knowing the biological mechanics of sex, vs actually knowing it.
WomenWhat does it mean if your best friend says in a long text message that she has dreams sometimes where you and her are boyfriend and girlfriend but then doesn't elaborate on whether she wants that to happen? We were talking about dreams in text, I asked her what her recurring dreams are, she wrote a long text and at the end wrote "Oh, and I've been having dreams lately where we're a couple." I dunno if she's hinting something or not.
>>33866884Out of curiosity what led you to having sex at 20 but then staying celibate for so long?>>33866874>haven't cried in such a long timeDamn how comeI cry like all the time
>>33866898>I had sex 1 time,how did it happen that one time? surely you couldve repeated the circumstances at some point
>>33866770M0>>33866710>im gonna need to have sexSays who>>33866695GWS!!
>>33866770F30ish
>>33866906whore
>>33866906Whore.
>>33866884I get you. I also want to have worshippers and slaves, not a drain-hole gf. But it's hard to achieve. Maybe I should start a sex cult.
>>33866901>>33866902I grew up in a broken home during middle school and high school. I was antisocial. But there was a girl in high school that liked me, and she told me that. I didn’t do anything about it and ignored her, because I didn’t feel comfortable bringing her into my broken home. She also was not very attractive either. After high school, when I was 20. She messaged me randomly on Facebook and said she wanted to have a date. I was a virgin and desperate so I agreed. On the date, she wanted sex, so it happened. But it was a really bad experience for me and it really stressed me out. I didn’t want to repeat it
>>33866910>only had sex once>the girl was unattractivegoddamnsucks to be you
>>33866910What about other girls who asked you out? Did you reject them all?
>>33866576She wasn't my friend, retard.
>>33866912>girls>asking outdont make me laughthis anon obviously isnt a chad
>>33866911I didn’t even want to do it, but I had friends tell me “it doesn’t matter pussy is pussy”. I believed them, but that’s not true.>>33866912Troll.
is it toxic that I find this half and half hair color super sexy?
>>33866918Yeah because it's dyed
>>33866912>girls who asked you outThis exists only for the top 10% of men who won the genetic lottery.
>>33866770F, 9.
>>33866918toxic and toxic-enabling are not the same thing
>>33866919so?
>>33866922Whore.
>>33866919wow youre a genius nobody couldve figured that out on their ownthanks for your valueble input namefags, you really make this thread a better place with your constant attentionwhoring
>>33866921I have been asked out by girls and I'm not even in the top 50% of men, your theory is invalid.
>All women itt have an insane body count, while men have zero or a small one.
>>33866928>t. chad with low self esteem
>>33866926>>33866932I'm in my 30's. Nine feels reasonable. I've never cheated or hooked up.
>>33866936Why are you lying?
>>3386693FI’m a virgin
>>33866925>>33866927Nibba you asked if it was toxic.Women dying their hair regularly can destroy it and make her go bald.Or even just wearing tight ponies can give her headaches and 5 head hairline.
>>33866828FMore like mafia. There is no getting out
>>33866922>>33866936Nine boyfriends is a lot for any age. Generally it's mostly women hopping from one relationship to another, because they can afford to due to their high value in society.
>>33866942>their high value in society.the world through your eyes must be just fascinating
>>33866942It's 100% higher than 9. A lot of foids don't count blowjobs or other sexual things they did.
>>33866951thisthey dont count a lot of ONS eitherthey prefer to lie
>>33866937>>33866951It's 9 counting my first bf that I only blew, as well as my first and only gf. I'm not splitting hairs, I'm counting any person that I had consensual sexual contact with.
>>33866770FStill virgin lolA lot of talk about body count today
>>33866770F200s. Don't know exactly. Doubt I've reached 300
>>33866955>I'm not splitting hairs, I'm counting any person that I had consensual sexual contact with.Lmao, here we go with the lies.>i was drunk!! it didn't count!!!
>>33866959I meant not counting when I was repeatedly raped as a child. Do you want to count that?
>>33866955Kissing 3 men at once also doesn't count. Neither does anal if they wear a condom. Rape roleplay with a bunch of strangers also doesn't count because it's (consensual) non-consent.
>>33866940toxic as a character traitnot chemistry dungus
>>33866964I never said any of that. But if kissing anyone also adds them to body count, I'm fucked. I kiss family members' cheeks a lot.
>>33866044>When is your next hookup, ladies?Halloween.
>>33866957>>33866906Based sex enjoyers
>>33866936>I've never hooked up.You've had multiple threesomes. They don't retroactively stop being hookups because you ended up in a harem
>>33866966If it hurts the woman, it is toxic to like. Periodt.I'm not being autistic on this one.
How fucked am I if for a wife I want only:A high-class escortA porn starA high-ranked mob daughterAn important politician's daughterA cult leaderAn Olympic athleteA Michelin-starred chefI prefer being single to having a boring gf or, even worse, a worthless NEET.
>>33866906>>33866957What's the gender breakdown?
>>33866986I'm the second anonEvery one has been male
>>33866985>A high-ranked mob daughterthe mob is almost done for, these are extremely rarethe others are rare alsoyou'd have to be a chad basically, except for the pornstar. your best bet is finding some low ranking porn star, theyre all druggies anyways
>>33866968Making out with masked musclemen on Halloween counts.
Im F my bodycount is oneONS dont count, nor hookups, nor times I wasnt 100% into it, rape obviously doesnt count
>>33866989no it doesnt
>>33866985The male lonliness epidemic could be worse and it would be fine.
>>33866993It does if they put their hands on your body in a sexual way.
>>33866987Did you meet most on apps?
Men, did Erika Kirk get bribed to let her husband die publicly?Would you die publicly and horrifically if it meant your wife got $350k?
>>33867000>horrificallygunshot to the head is a pretty peaceful way to go. it was over in seconds.
>>33866997nahclassmates in elementary school/middle school/high school/collegethen co-workers
>>33867000Anything for greater Israel
>>33867004Damn, you got a head start...
>>33866044Femcels DO NOT exist.
>>33866988>mob is almost doneI'm okay with any other crime organization.>the others are rareI know.>you'd have to be a chad basicallyNah, the only thing special about me is how perfectly average I am.>low ranking porn starI want a high-ranking one, or an OF girl.I know that I try to strike way above my strike zone, but why not? I'm only okay with someone I want or being single forever.
>>33866983you kind of are
How am I supposed to find a wife as a virgin man when all of them have fucked around at least once and have had multiple boyfriends?
>>33867009>>I'm okay with any other crime organization.try going to mexico and getting a cartel wife, thats within your bounds
>>33867014be one of those boyfriends?
>>33867014Become open to hotwifing. I was reluctant at first, but her happiness is my happiness
>>33867017I can't.>>33867018Kill yourself.
are there any girlies on that can help me? I want to wear this dress I never got to wear this summer on Halloween. what costume could it be though? I was thinking bumblebee or some type of hippie? or cleopatra maybe? lmao idk, please help me. https://imgur.com/a/zPCEn6d
>>33867012I'm being real tho. If you like beauty stuff that hurts women, that's naughty.
womenwhen did you realize men were evil
>>33867014You're not, keeping that desire after 21 should be a sign that you have not matured or bothered to educate yourself about sex. You are a failure at your own ideal, adapt or perish.
>>33867022>she says on her 3rd lip filler appointment, wearing pore clogging makeup and being overweight
>>33867026>You're not, keeping that desire after 21 should be a sign that you have not matured or bothered to educate yourself about sex. You are a failure at your own ideal, adapt or perish.NTA. It lowers divorce risk substantially, so I get why anons find it appealing, though it is unrealistic.
>>33867028whats wrong with fillers
>>33867024at a very young age. >>33866770Female, 3.
>>33866983>If it hurts the woman, it is toxic to like.Agree. This is why I hate fat women, because fat hurts them.
>>33867026How's your FWB?
I'm just saying, if a woman had a fetish for men harming themselves you would call her crazy. But for men it's the norm.
>>33867033nta but I have had lip filler and a nose job in the past year and feel much better about myself. an added benefit is I get approached by way more guys. even though I never entertain them, the attention is nice.
>>33867021Sheesh, femanon. You're hot.
>>33867039>if a woman had a fetish for men harming themselves>if
>>33867032>It lowers divorce risk substantiallyMen also being better husbands in general probably has a higher alleviation of divorce risk because it's mostly women asking and filing for divorces. So maybe just don't be awful, mkay?The lawfirms can see you are grasping at straws, guys. You're embarassing yourselves.
>>33867039>I'm just saying, if a woman had a fetish for men harming themselves you would call her crazy. But for men it's the norm.I love Dommes>>33867040Do your lips feel pretty much the same?
>>33867040If it looks great, good for you, but that's a slippery slope of ending up bogged. Also, more men approaching you, could mean they just see you as an easy slut.
>>3386702412
>>33867038Don't have any.
menwhen did you realize women were evil
>>33867046Not being a slut before marriage is part of being a good husband.
>>33867033The general consensus was that after having it injected, the body will slowly break it down and move it out of the body, thats why you have to keep getting it doneturns out, the body just moves it around your face slowy and due to it being hygroscopic it keeps bloating and growing.
>>33867053>t. tranny chaser
>>33867047yes they do feel the same. just a little fuller and more hydrated. >>33867049can always count on the guys here to rain on my parade. I appreciate the consistency lmao. you’re right that it’s a slippery slope. >>33867041thanks ! help with my costume?
>>33867040im so happy to hear that!! i feel like most girls who get them done are going small so its not super noticeableeveryone i know loves mine personally
>>33867055That makes no sense.
>>33867052I have yet to fully fathom the depths of their depravity.
>>33867052around a decade ago
>>33867059>That makes no sense.Typical women's logic
>>33867056>help with my costume?Maybe Anhka from Animal Crossing?
>>33867052When my mom killed my cat
how is it possible that there are normal men in their 30s who don’t have sex experience?
>>33867059>>33867063We had this discussion already men can't be sluts. You're not allowed.
>>33867052when I was about 8 years old, kind of late
>>33867067theyre obviously not normal
>>33867067well we're obviously not normal t.28yo boomer
>>33866979I feel like they were a preemption to the relationship I'm in, but if you want to count that as a hookup, that's fine. Doesn't change my body count.>>33866989God I wish I could say I've done that. There are some really convincing Myers and Jason costumes out there.
>>33867067>how is it possible that there are normal men in their 30s who don’t have sex experience?Depends on how strictly you're defining normal. You could argue that a lack of sexual experience by that age precludes normalcy by definition. Personally, it's because antidepressants have effectively eliminated my sex drive.
>>33867021The belly exposed reminds me of a bear or a cat, get fluffy boots and gloves and a headband or maybe put a feather in your hair get brown boots and wear a bunch of beads like a native american
>>33867076>get fluffy boots and gloves and a headband or maybe put a feather in your hair get brown boots and wear a bunch of beads like a native americanNTA. I don't think that would fly with her zoomer peers lmao.
>>33867067Because men's and women's gameplay is insanely different. Average or slightly below average women get constant advances from men, some of whom are better than them in all categories. So even if you're a total introvert and can't connect 3 words in a sentence, you still will have guys to choose from. This stuff happens only with the top 10% of men who won the genetic lottery. The other 90% have nothing and must constantly work to get some sloppy girl, which is even harder for introverts.tl;dr: check women's privilege.
>>33867068>We had this discussion already men can't be sluts. You're not allowed.I don't care for double standards.
>>33867067I can see it happening. This is not me btw but from what other anons have said:>nerd in middle school and high school, no bitches>nerd in college in some engineer or IT field, no bitches>then you start working around men, no bitches
Femanons, do you like cum on your butt?
>>33867081Ok, fixing it.>>33867090Ew slut
>>33867067>13-17: awkward and very shy, focused on school and games and reading books>17-19: doesn't know how to be social with girls and they show no interest anyway>then #MeToo comes in full force>no time for self-embarrassment anyway due to school, being a NEET, work>25-30: more work, balding, and the few women in proximity are always in relationships and hypergamous>30+: it's over
>>33867090Honestly, sort of. The exact moment it happens, it feels sort of nice, and he's very vocal about how happy he is to do it. If it's cleaned off me immediately, then there's really no downside besides the smell.
Which way?
Also, sex experience doesn't always mean that it was a quality experience. 4chan is full of guys who settled for some fatty or an ugly practice gf and they think they're winning because a stinky hole is better than being alone in their minds.
>>33867104I could never settle for a fatty, Ive had 1 practice gf though.
>>33867100JH will soon lose that H
>>33867102Phenomaman
>>33867109I hope so. Therapy has been helping a lot.
>>33867102dont know who either of those arebut blondes always
>>33867111>JH will change into JL in our lifetimes
>>33867110what the fuck is this gay shit
>>33867112Fake blonde, also she has another bf
No such thing as a single woman.
>>33867117a dyed blonde is just a brunette that tries to fix herselfDyed or natural, blonde always
>>33867113Now let's not get ahead of ourselves. It's still toxic, bioreactive sludge. It's just not going to melt my skin. That much I've accepted. It's never going in my mouth or on my face.
>dude namefags and ecelebs XDDDDno wonder the thread is dying
>>33867120a year ago you were telling me how you'd be willing to jerk me off into a towel.you're on slippery slope, and its slippery due to cum
>>33867102Blonde plzInvisible girl just reminds me of my half black half pr friend.
>>33867122the thread is dying because the US govt is shut down so they haven't been paying out the troll farms. i wonder how much less activity has been on the whole site across the board
>>33867124nta this post made me pukeif jh falls just know there is another hater of jizz itt
>>33867076hmmm I like the bead idea a lot. I think dressing as Native American would be a cancelable offence though.
>>33867127yeah the trollfarms are active on /atoga/ not /pol/ or /int/ no /atoga/ where people talk about sex constantly and their fetishes, those are the important conversations to steerdo you realize how retarded you are?
>>33867124I have essentially a pit crew to clean the jizz off me. That's literally the only reason I can handle it right now, the support. I think you're misunderstanding progress with preference.
>>33867118True. For a woman to be single, she must explicitly refuse any and all advances from men far better than her, even when there is literally no reason to do so. For a man, being single is the default state. If he doesn't do anything, he won't get anything, and many choose not to because the result doesn't justify the effort.
>>33867102A borderline cheating nice girl or a nosering bpdemon?>>33867110Bros before hoesPMan it is
>>33867135whatever helps you cope
>>33867138I just want to set expectations. You're going to say I'm a stagnating prude for not gargling a gallon of his cum every time I say hi to him unless I make it clear.
>>33867134they are active everywhere, retard. what makes you think they wouldn't try to subtly influence through every single avenue available to them?
>>33867137>a nosering bpdemonWhat is her problem?
>>33867108I thought I could do a fatty but then I saw her gut hanging and it turned me off badly. She was too shy to try anything herself, thank God. Never again. Loneliness is a dangerous drug.
>>33867140no, I called you weird for basically saying you wanted a guy to stop fucking you and letting you get a towel so he can cum in that instead on you/in yougood to see you're warming up to the babygoo
>>33867136>men far better than herlol, lmao
>>33867146I mean I still want him to stop fucking me, I just cut out the towel when it comes to him cumming. Was the towel the problem, not the stopping?
>>33867148its the whole unreasonable dislike of the descendant goop. can you imagine the sex?>oh fuck you latinx minx, im finna cum>SHIT CUZ LEMME GRAB A TOWEL RQ>JH comes back with a towel and a hazmat suit>now lemme jerk you off in this here towel it doesnt really give a sexy vibe
>>33867131Honestly, the butt thing works well. I ended up smelling it regardless of if he cums in a tissue or on my butt, and I never see it either way, so it feels pretty easy to handle. I think it's worth trying just to be able to say "fuck you" to anybody who says you're totally scared of cum.
>>33867148Honestly, I wouldn't care and would drill you even harder.
>>33867149I'd just nut on her like her unc didain't no way i'm waiting for sum bih 2 get a towel while i'm close to cumming
>>33867149You're severely underestimating how sexy I am when I'm being intimate. I'd give you an example, but I don't want to make you bust in your jeans by just reading it.
>>33867149>moid doesn't like being an alienJust rp better.
Honestly, I should stop using the word honestly so often.
>>33867152Good way to lose a partner and possibly get in legal trouble.
>>33867144She's just an abusestacy.
>>33867155>but I don't want to make you bust in your jeans by just reading it.how the fuck do you make getting a towel to jerk into sexy and intimate.>I'd give you an example, but I don't want to make you bust in your jeans by just reading it.lmao, not possible
>>33867157Honestly, yeh. That and "though". They're filler words I use way too often.
Total moid death now!
>>33867161Idk. I've been told it's really hot how I jerked him off downwards into a tissue while I looked him in the eyes telling him how much I wanted him to pop while he grabbed at my curls, stroked my face, touched my lips, etc.
>>33867165should've jerked him off on yourself, what the fuck>fuck you're so sexy the way you treat my lifejello in a fucking tissue
>>33867166It was a graceful disgust.
>>33867144>>33867160men love this and women subconsciously know it
>>33867163average ihatewomen interaction
>>33867168I wish I had a abusive girlfriend, it must be wild
>>33867168I want a sex slave gf who would worship me
>>33867157YeSimple speech good
>>33867151i'm not scared, more like just disgusted. the smell, the texture, it's so gross. i am a masochist though, so i can tolerate it on my body/stomach because i get off to how gross it is, and he cleans it up right away. but it will never touch my face or get in my mouth lol.
>>33865471Men is this true >missionary fave position when u wanna fuck and also wanna fuck ur gf >doggy stylefave position when u wanna imagine other girls while fucking ur girl (don't wanna cheat)
>>33867185do you guys not change positions multiple times while having sex?
>>33867184>i get off to how gross it isDoes this mostly come from the smell for you? Just curious.>but it will never touch my face or get in my mouthDefinitely with you there. That's a hard line I can't see any reason to ever justify crossing.
>>33865554I'm never trusting a woman I haven't seen naked and without makeup again.
>>33867137Based
>>33867185While having an erection, your cock could be tilted upward or downward. The woman's G-spot is on the anterior wall of her pussy, therefore, for an upward-tilted cock, face-to-face positions are better for a woman to have an orgasm, while for a downward-tilted cock, you must face the same direction to hit it. For you it makes no difference.
>>33867187it's the wombo combo. like, it hits my skin and within 15 seconds goes from warm thick liquid to nasty congealed sticky snot jelly, and then i'm hit with the overwhelming bleachy smell of moldy basement and i can't deal. i have autism so strong smells and bad textures i can't tolerate aren't unique to jizz but jizz is so bad
>>33867167what does that mean
>>33867193>your cock could be tilted upward or downward.Left or right too
>>33867185Doggy is to put her in her place
>>33867193if you have a sideways curving cock, try having sex with her on her side, you won't regret it
>>33867169You don't know me.
>>33867194>within 15 secondsBitch you let it stay there for longer than five seconds? You're crazy. That shit gets a nastier consistency than anything I've ever seen, and I work with fucking molds and bacteria.
>>33867185>>33867193Don't forget the O spot. So either a upwards or downwards curve can be really nice in either position.
>>33867195I never let my disgust ruin how much I loved making a bf happy.
>>33867185>missionaryIt's a pure meme and shit taste
>>33866906I wasnt asking for your age
>>33867211NTA, but the best orgasm I've ever had with a guy was during missionary, which was weird since I love doggy and prone so much. It's common for a reason, I guess.
>>33867213It's a relic from 19th century romance novels
Aw shit, my jiggas.
>>33867210>I never let my disgust ruin how much I loved making a bf happy.would you let him cum in your mouth?
Really REALLY need a Latinx gf
You ever think about how women think men who see prostitutes as "dirty"But the reason they think they're dirty is they fucked "whore pussy"which kind of just turns back to high body count women = disgustingWhich was the entire thing they're trying to gaslight people into thinking is normal
>>33867227Kino pic.
>>33867217That makes it hotter somehow.>>33867222Well no. But luckily I've never dated a man whose entire happiness hinged on pumping sludge in my mouth.
>>33867227>latinxits Latine now
Anyone here gotten a P/O-shot? I don't have ED, but I want to try it for fun.
I will NEVER approach a woman.
>>33867230>>33867234Also accepting Blatinx
>>33867229it's actually because, before we knew that washing hands was important we didn't understand where disease came from but we knew it came from whores, however in our modern era we have wonderful inventions like condoms and soap and std tests. so now instead of being a retard who relies on old stereotypes and "conventional wisdom" we can actually just go get a blood test and see! but sadly your retardation is incurable
>>33867239It's not worth it anyway.
>>33867240I don't even particularly like "blatina". I'm lots of things, so boiling it down to two feels weird.
I love women who know their price and it's within my range.
State genderWhat filters do you have on 4chan?
>>33867246My price is the promise of love, stability, dick at least once a week, and at least one baby eventually.
>>33867248Mno filters
>>33867248F. Idk how that works.
>>33867250Literally me huh, but what about dick every day and three kids?
>>33867254Dick daily is ideal, but I'd rather stick with one kid and see what's reasonable for us to raise and support from there.
gender and what is your "price"?
>>33867246my price is exceptional princess treatment 24/7
>>33867257for what
>>33867244True. It's social suicide.
haven't slept in 40 hrs put me out of my misery
>>33867266Why?
>>33867257M100$ for an hour 150$ for two hours 500$ for a night Including:Classic, Anal (giving), Cunilingus, Kisses
>>33867271Post dick stats and how easily you can safely lift 120 pounds.
Men aren’t able to distinguish between whores and women who just love men too much
>>33867267so i can finally rest
>>33867276I love both
>>33867277Sad, very sad
>>33867279No one loves the latter. We are the most hated people in the world and we suffer too much
>>33867245But you’re not *not* that either. Your bunda gives you away
>>33867281will you do it
>>33867271Do you do combo deals? Can I pay extra for cuddles?
>>338672746"/5", I'm a gym rat and wouldn't even feel such a small weight.
>>33867276Some of us can. I have yet to meet the second woman but also haven’t met many women I could reasonably call whores.
>>33865833Kellysickosyes.jpeg
>>33867283I love you, femanon...
>>33867284I like how I can pull the Brazilian card as an excuse to talk about my ass, at least. But I like identifying as mixed generally. When you start listing off ethnicities, I've found it makes white people feel awkward.>>33867288Okay, you're totally worth your price, then. Assuming you're clean and good at pulling out.
>>33867285No, I’m not that strong
>>33867286It will be a free bonus, especially for you.
>>33867289nta but i'm someone who has had many serious relationships 1+ years long, and doesn't have sex outside of them, but i'm old and have a high body count and am seen as a whore for this by most 4channers lol. i just like men and if i'm dating one i'm not going to not have sex with him just because things might not work out, what if they do?
>>33867293i'm a frail being it shouldn't be hard to kill me
>>33867299It’s the hardest thing I’ve ever had to do, you may as well ask me to blot out the moon
>>33867292that's weird because growing up as a white person in a 99% white neighborhood, we loved rattling off the euro countries our families came from. it wasn't until i moved away that i realized people of other ethnicities seemed really offended by the question (especially asians). like growing up "what are you?" "oh im italian/irish/english/french" was a common exchange
>>33867248I have them on for the namefags in atoga
Plop
>>33867304plap even
It’ll be a cold day in hell the day I take an L
>>33867301you can do it. believe in the me who believes in you
moids, help me degrade myself
>>33867302Maybe I'm the problem, then.
>>33867238Are they gonna let you "try it for fun" anyway? Or do you have a problem but not see it as a hinderance?
>>33867308I don’t want to lose you
>>33867309just become my girlfriend, nothing more degrading than dating an ugly bastard
>>33867296>am seen as a whore for this by most 4channers lolWouldn’t worry about that if I were you.This is the same demographic that posts on hobby boards but doesn’t actually practice the hobby in question. They’re just talking shit.
>>33867307It could be a sunny day or a gray one for me. Rain or shine
>>33867314nothing of value would be lost
>>33867310nah i think society is the problem. like, it fits the white supremecist agenda to homogenize everyone into "mixed" and "white". so by pushing a media narrative that it's unacceptable to talk about your ancestry it's a win/win for them, white people assimilate and others are othered
At least coffee is there for me.
>>33867318Absolutely wrong
>>33867311Yeah, they do it without any problems and promise to enhance orgasms even further, also reducing recharge times, adding stamina, and other buffs. As a hedonist, I'm very interested in this.
>>33867309Shush *plap*
>>33867323yeah you are
>>33867316i don't see it as a problem and realistically it's never been a problem in my life, lol. no man i've ever dated has asked or cared.
>>33867322hell yeah anon! let's drink some coffee together!
Last night I (F) had an incredibly realistic dream of two guys having sex (I’m not going into details). I woke up feeling extremely horny and with tachycardia. I’m still feeling distressed about it. Is it true that dreams tell the truth about you? I’m a virgin and proud of that. I don’t wanna be a degenerate
>>33867326You are literally the most beautiful person in the world
I have no hope left for this life
>>33867309Why are you asking men? We could degrade you way better than them.>>33867321I'm glad you said it, because I'd get in trouble with white people if I did.
>>33867330i am but mere text on a screen
>>33867329Youre just a fujoshi it’s natural
>>33867331I hope that changes for you. I often find myself there as well.
>>33867328It’s one of those Starbucks energy drinks for me this morning.
>>33867329You held onto your virginity too long and its releasing toxins into your brain to make you dream about BL
>>33867309You are a disgusting unloved dumb fat cow with self-esteem issues
Foids, help me respect myself
>>33867338that's fine, it's still coffee :)
>>33867332>Why are you asking men? We could degrade you way better than them.nobody is crueler to women than other women
>>33867329>of two guys having sexWithout you?
>>33867333And yet the one pic I kept was your face
>>33867248None but I would love it if trolls would put a troll trip on so I can filter them. But I know that is just wishful thinking.
>>33867309no *hugs you* you are a nice person you don't deserve to be degraded
Feelin unloveable on a Tuesday morning
man I wish a femanon would drug me and do things to me while I'm barely conscious
>>33867324Alright, carry on, lab rat. They'll probably be watching you.
>>33867346an optical illusion. does not exist
>>33867350I wish men were ok with having sex while unconscious. Sadly even if they were it wouldn’t work cuz they can’t get hard while unconscious
>>33867350what, like tattoo "property of (femanon's name)" under your balls and you never find out until you try to hook up with someone else and they ask you who i am?
>>33867353Why not?
>>33867342I don't even know you, bro.
>>33867315you're probably not that bad>>33867325soosh pap??>>33867329shit i had that last week and there was an UNGODLY amount of jizz>>33867332have a go at it>>33867340everything but the fat part is right, although that can be fixed by obtaining body dismorphia>>33867348thanks, but in reality i'm pretty terrible and could be better>>33867342you are not an ugly loser who is jobless, you're a person who has value
>>33866187I think you enjoy it too
Help. Does this means I’m a repressed whore? >>33867329
>>33867356don't like having my picture taken
>>33867354yes we can get hard while being unconscious, ever heard of morning wood? >>33867355more like raping me while I sleep maybe carving your name on my thigh and or arms
>>33867361! Maybe a little. I am nuts though, I had to face the facts on that last night
>>33867362The only thing you're repressing is your natural circadian rhythms, femcel.
>>33867363I know that, silly. But that wasn’t an illusion
>>33867360>you're probably not that badto be fair I'm not sure.
is the anon who was posting aqua teen hunger force still here
>>33867360>you are not an ugly loser who is jobless, you're a person who has valueTy :)
>>33867360>thanks, but in reality i'm pretty terrible and could be betterhey at least you acknowledge you could be better, that's a good first step :)
crystalbellotti on instagram. Is this what men want?
>>33867344Exactly.>>33867360>have a go at itYou're so boring. I bet you don't even eat pussy well.
>>33867377>generic whorenoalso stop advertising
Day 2 in the wage cage
>>33867365Do you feel real with yourself now
I’m a misandrist but recently I’ve becoming blackpilled on women and I’m now becoming a misogynist as well. Is anyone else going through a similar scenario?
>>33867379She is uber pretty. Men must be head over heals upon meeting her
>>33867377She is very pretty, but it’s not like most men actually want to date models. We just like to look at beautiful women.
>>33867371maybe greentext below should apply to you too>you are not an ugly lose who is jobless, you're a person who has value>>33867374np :)>>33867376true i guess>>33867378tbf i've never done it before
>>33867360>everything but the fat part is right, although that can be fixed by obtaining body dismorphiaNot fat then? That's cute. Would bang
>>33867382a misanthropist? i dont think anyone can deny that women are objectively evil, but some men are also deserving of hate
I still remember how a few years ago, I met with an old classmate and we had a little conversation about her art that she posts on Instagram and I said that I'll make an IG account to keep in touch (no romantic interest, genuinely) but when I messaged her she instablocked me. I'll never forget that.
>>33867377Men, left or right?
>>33867384>uber pretty.she isnt, she looks above average. this is the type thats generic "hot girl" which isnt my typeI prefer cute girls over hot girls
>>33867382MYeah, hating just one gender is a half-measure
>>33867386>maybe greentext below should apply to you toolol up until just yesterday I was in fact a jobless loser, now I'm just a loser :D
>>33867390neithertheir jaws look like the chad memealso fuckoff with your nametag, retard
>>33867388I’m the other way around. I don’t think anyone can deny men are objectively evil (child rapists, animal rapists, etc) but some women are also deserving of hate
>>33867381Yeah. My feelings haven’t changed much, but I’m at least going to try not to make it your problem.
>>33867389It's not about you, you socially illiterate retard. Former classmates are there to be discarded without looking back. No one wants them around
>>33867386>tbf i've never done it beforeBecause nobody would've ever asked you. I bet you sat alone at lunch in highschool thinking about which of your favorite Homestuck characters would ask you to share your fucking awful homemade sandwich.
>>33867368it should be
>>33867389And it's not like she wasn't expecting me to message, because I told her I'd give her a follow.
>>33867362No. BL is heavily romance coded. Real gay men jerk off to goku and nappa.Just watch Loveless to reaffirm that you are just enjoying men being emotionally vulnerable.
>>33867395well, there's more than one way up the mountain. happy hating, anon!
>>33867397She initiated the conversation. And how come THEY keep in touch with each other? I KNOW they do.
>get an attempted login message for my old instagram account I havent used in 3 yearswhy do people try to hack instas? what is there to gain?
>>33867403There was nothing romantic about that dream
Why are people who have ADHD always portrayed as unhinged or violent? That's not very fair
>>33867396Ok good are we cool
>>33867408Was it rape? Were they just taking turns raping each other and fighting? You didn't elaborate.
>>33867405Those who were close before, maybe, but not some randos. She initiated because she is a normie playing polite small talk. You are overthinking it
>>33867362No, it just means you’re a human being who isn’t entirely asexual.You shouldn’t put too much stock in what goes on in every dream. It’s not like you consciously chose to dream about that.
>>33867292>>33867302I'm white as snow but have a weirdly mixed ancestry and I've definitely noticed that non-white people sit up and take more interest in me when I mention it. Especially the non-white part
>>33867382Hating women is exhausting. I would love to hate women part-time, but in order for that to happen women have to be worthy of hate part-time, which will never happen. They are relentless in their villainy, yet another reason to despise them.
>>33867362Do you have fucking OCD or something? What kind of question is this? What could you possibly be worried about after dreaming about two guys fucking? Be for real. You're an adult, I assume.If you're having an OCD rumination episode then RIP
>>33867390I feel like both of them have had work done. Left just happpens to have an acne outburst because she's still 20 or something. Picking left and hopefully her lips revert to a more natural form if she doesn't keep getting injections.>>33867377No, she looks fake in her pics.
>>33867413>She initiated because she is a normie playing polite small talk.She could've ignored me and I wouldn't have said anything because she knew I don't talk much. I'm just pissed off about getting a figurative middle finger.
Men, would you date a hot girl with a pet squirrel?
>>33867401She's probably retarded anon
>>33867418I'm gonna give you a spook. That's the same girl.
>>33867410Of course.
>>33867420I once asked a huge slut out so yes
>>33867422She was probably much hotter before trying to bimbofy herself.
>>33867321I encounter so few people on 4chan who seem to understand this. I hate that I’m likely to be seen as trying to hard if I’m sooner to call myself an Anglo-Saxon than a white person.
>>33867352It doesn't sound that dangerous, and it's definitely not the worst thing I have tried. Like, after one at a student's party I completely lost my memory of that night, saw myself in amateur porn with someone else's girlfriend, and heard different rumors.
>>33867419Normies and their small talk wcyd. In any case I doubt the problem is in you. She was the one who acted like a bitch after all
>>33867415Wanting to date a white guy who is sensitive to race, is comfortable discussing heritage, has an interest in other cultures, but still won't ONLY fetishize me for being brown feels like an unfair ask.
>>33867432We exist. Annoyingly, the last woman I dated still gave me a lot of shit for being white.
apparently having rapist eyes (commonly known as hunter eyes) is an attractive feature, did you guys know that? I didn't
>>33867432Why don’t you want to date a white guy
There's a very good reason why I hate women.
>>33867432Why don’t you want to date a brown guy **>>33867433Why don’t you want to date white girls
>>33867439>Why don’t you want to date white girlsI don’t really have any ethnic preferences when it comes to women, but I find darker complexions a bit more attractive in general.
Why do white supremacists only speak of the beauty of white women? We must preserve the white race for the beauty of the white men
>>33867433That's rough. Maybe it's because I grew up around 99% white people, but I feel like there's nothing to be gained by making assumptions or negative jokes about each other, like it doesn't even come across as funny to me.>>33867439The nice answer is that I find myself most attracted nto white guys in general.
>>33867443FI agree white boys are the best
>>33867444What’s the not nice answer
>>33867445Oh, you
I used to be a chud and a prude but then I was hit on by a girl who out of nowhere liked to talk about being bisexual and participating in sex parties. Obviously I asked her out twice because she was so hot I looked past her habits but in the end I only got laid twiceI'm 99% sure chuds would do the same if a pretty girl was into them. Like seriously, she had HPV too but I didn't care
>>33867449You sound like a fool.
>>33867449All men are whores
>>33867445Un momento JH
>>33867449strongest willed womanhater
>>33867434DependsTsurime eyes are better suited for emphasizing your hotness and maturity Tareme eyes are better suited for emphasizing your cuteness and childishnessAlthough, for men, it's generally better to have tsurime eyes
>>33867444She had a bit of a complex regarding her own race, being half SEA and half white. She confided in me that she didn’t feel “Asian enough” or “white enough.” She hated that no white person thought she was white passing and that SEA people could immediately tell she was mixed.She kind of resented her own white heritage, basically. Daddy issues aplenty.
>>33867451That's not true, she was my first and I asked for out because I wanted a relationship. That's the opposite of whoredom.>>33867453>>33867450She was just that pretty
>>33867454anons, are you more tareme or tsurime?
>>33867434It's only attractive to incels and gooner femcels
>>33867447The contrast of a big white guy holding me close gets me so horny that it hurts. I love how excited they get to try foods I love to make that they never even heard of growing up, then having them enjoy it a ton. I love when they're infatuated with my curls and want to run their hands through it all the time, but I have to joke and say they can't or they'll ruin my hair, when in reality it just turns me on so much that I'd have to jump them immediately. I could go on, but I shouldn't.>>33867452That wasn't even me. But she's right.>>33867455I could see that being an issue fed into her by parental issues. That sucks.
>>33867387even when depressed and retarded?
Oh my god ew
>>33867459For of all hot words of tongue and pen, the hottest are these: >gooner femcels
>>33867398>it's rightwwwww
Ewww the thread sucks ew you’re all nasty
>>33867430>one time I was drugged and saw shit>can't possibly be worse than getting a shot in my dick/vag
>>33867460When you love white men so much you’ll be a polycuck for it
>>33867465Lmao who’s your favorite Homestuck, anonI never did finish reading it. I read Problem Sleuth while it was still being written and loved it, but Homestuck lost me sometime around the gigapause.
>>33867459>gooner femcelsthat explains why my ex thought I was cute.>>33867454I think I'm a mix of both
>>33867466I’m only a little nuts and resent this accusation
>>33867466>>33867462You better not be talking about me
>>33867465I clocked you pretty early when you started namefagging. You're literally what I imagine a girl I went to school with ended up like. The annoying thing was that she honestly would've been pretty hot if she dressed better and took care of her hair.
Listening to any music this morning, genders?https://youtu.be/aFOVHoVh_lM
>>33867461Why not? That might cheer you up
>>33867462what's wrong?
>>33867458MI'm a baddie
>>33867469I'm now too deep into the racial fetishization mindset to respond to this in a way that won't make me look desperately horny, so I'll drop it.
>>33867480Lol
>>33867473If any of that was you I’ll freak out
>>33867483You’re safe, but I owe you at least like three guilt-free freakouts fwiw
I enjoy BMWF and WMBF contrast
>>33867481Don't laugh at me, at least not over this.>>33867487I like the one I can self insert into.
>>33867489>Don't laugh at me, at least not over this.NTA, not when you show your weakness by begging like this
>>33867491I never beg for anything. That was a demand.
As long as you're pretty men don't care how slutty or debased you are.
>>33867489>Don't laugh at me, at least not over thisYour previous comment was rather funny thougheverbeit.
>>33867494>sluttyMaybe.>debasedBit much for me.
>>33867493On this site, you can only do pleas
>>33867478She sharted herself
>>33867494Not true, the debasement is essential. The prettiness is just the canvas
>>33867494there is always a limit
>>33867506No there isn't as long as she's nice, attractive and successful enough. Man I still miss her so much, she's probably cucking some lucky dude right now
I see two outcomes. Solipsism is true. I am aloneSolipsism is true. We are alone.I don't know which one it is yet.
>>33867509Why hate what loves you
Do you think it’s totaled?
>>33867494I don’t mind if a woman dresses slutty, but that’s pretty much my limit. I’m a very vanilla person who wants a loyal hetero woman.
>>33867511>as long as she's nice, attractive and successful enoughthat is not just pretty then
>>33867517Anon’s hurtin’
>>33867518Doesn't look that bad
>>33867494if you are a slut you are ugly in my eyes
>>33867517They hate me.
>>33867517Bad example, many parasites love their hosts
>>33867496I think I'm too defensive right now. I need to take a walk.
>>33867458What do you think?
Do you serve the Emperor Palpatine?
men really want to blame women for us making them not want to date us. Meanwhile they bully each other for being simps if they show a smidgen of kindness to a girl starting age 6. You raise yourselves to be faggots and then blame women
Not counting prescription medications, what drugs do women usually take before job interviews or professional meetings? Are they different from the drugs that men get high off of?
>>33867524I was rear ended down a hill and pushed into the car in front. The front’s a bit better I think.
>>33867540Are you okay
>>33867537having imaginary arguments again femanon?
>>33867534
>>33867486I’m always calm
>>33867534very pretty eyes
Men, would you date a woman who spent months in jail for distributing MDMA at a warehouse rave and then selling what was left over on a college campus?
>>33867548BrandiTv?
>>33867454i wonder which look is better to go for you have a mix of these (very upturned, very round eyes). i thought tsurime is closer at first, but the tsurime eye examples have a clearly less round shape.
>>33867506There's no limit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6FVk2k4qsM
I'll never have any reason to not hate women.
>>33867534real eyes realize real lies
>>33867539i've never tried drugs (other than alcohol lol) but also never had a "big girl" job yet. makes sense i guess.
>>33867554My eyes are dead and lifeless from popping Anvifen, you'll have to try harder.
>>33867546Always sometimes
>>33867548Hell yeah.
>>33867537Telling a man not to rape is like telling a woman not to ovulate. I have no control over it, it's just a natural bodily function that happens to me. Don't rapeshame.
>>33867543There were no injuries. Tow truck driver guess it’s 50/50 that it’s totaled.
>>33867548I’d be pretty hesitant to. If I was already on a date with this woman and this came up over dinner, it’s not like I would get up and leave, however.I’d expect her to have put that life behind her if she wants to be with me.
>>33867468It's a shot of my own blood, kinda. Also, I'm a transhumanist, so I'm all in for enhancements.
>>33867561You have a responsibility as a civilized human to cut your own dick off if you can't use it nicely.That is whas jesus said.
>>33867548At this point I'll date anything
>>33867566Don’t do that to yourself bruther. Settling and loveless sex is worthless imo
>>33867565NTA but I just have to nitpick this fundamental misunderstanding of Christianity. Christianity isn't about following the "teachings of Jesus" like liberal secularists like to claim all the time, it's about accepting Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior. That's the 100% of Christianity. It's not about trying to be philosophically Christlike. That's just some philosophy bullshit Kierkegaard came up with in like the 18th or 19th century. It has nothing to do with actual Christianity.
>>33867562That’s kinda what I was thinking too, 50/50.
>>33867569The practice of Christlike values has everything to do with Christianity, but you are right to be annoyed at the absence of the crux of the religion from people who espouse His values on a purely secular basis and conveniently ignore the part where He’s the Son of God
>>33867564Speaking of transhumanism, how can I modify my 30-something year old ass to look Forever 21 (like the shop at the mall - is that still a thing? Did they go bankrupt?). It's like I read Neuromancer and was really fucking envious of the character Julius Deane who's this like hundred year old guy who gets annual surgeries to make himself look 35 for eternity. It's like, Jesus fucking Christ, dude, why can't I do that, but I'd want to forever look like a 20-year old emo instead of a 35 year old gooner.
>>33867571You don't look a thing like Jesus. But you talk like a gentleman.
WomenWhat makes a guy worth obsessing about?
I look like an old baby
>>33867575I like guys who are very sexually liberated, maybe polyamorous and into kink. I like a guy who will give me a good lashing on the back with a cat o'nine tails but will respect the safe word and stop when I call it out.
>>33867573I may have written an internet post or two before. And for what it’s worth, I look like John the Baptist.
>>33867572Plastic surgeries, botox, take every possible analysis and get your supplements. Like, if you have money, why not enhance your body beyond what you already are?
>>33867564Transhumanism is one of those things like public transportation, amazing in theory but in reality it just means a surly billionaire will use it to fuck you over out of spite.
>>33867575If he fits my standards
>>33867575He got arrested at a protest.
I hate females.
>>33867578Cute baby or ugly baby?
>>33867516I was taught in philosophy class about Leibniz's version of solipsism with monads, where everyone exists and is wholly contained in their own monad which simulates the entire universe. But every monad simulates the universe identically (presumably because the universe is deterministic). So every monad is in sync without the need for synchronisation, despite being mutually independent and having no contact with each other.Or something like that. That's how I understood it. I never really understood the point.
>>33867575Being a cool person, not simping (most men fall for this trap), but still being a gentlemanly and trustworthy person. Also usually women only really obsess if you fit into a niche they happen to find attractive.
>>33867537bullying simps is a pretty new thing, probably the last 5-10 years and it's largely a reactionary thing to feminism. Yeah you could always get teased for liking girls in school, but the wholesale clampdown you get for that stuff now is pretty new.
>>33867575He regularly and reliably fills me with happiness (and his penis).
>>33867586Ugly old baby
>>33867589Philosophy for philosophy’s sake is so masturbatory and boring, especially materialist philosophy
What is your dream location to be at right now if you could be anywhere else and why is it Pic Related?
>>33867494why can women not differentiate between sexual and romantic interest? Yeah men are easy to fuck, big whoop, if you want a guy sticking around between fucking then yeah they will absolutely care.
>>33867590I like the contrast, the gap moe
>>33867591Why was I born into the woman hating nonchalant era
>>33867579>sexually liberatedI'm sexually liberated, but I'm also a sadist who will take it out on you, have always cheated in every relationship, and if you refuse sex because of a headache or sickness, I will go fuck someone on the side. Is it okay with you?
Philosophy holds up only if you assume solipsism to be true. It is the only truly rational philosophical claim because it makes you go crazy. And there is a lot of truth in insanity.
>>33867548I was still tentatively willing at the warehouse rave part, but then the rest sank it.
>>33867593I’m doubt
>>33867601That shit ain’t cool, yeah. It wouldn’t be a dealbreaker for me if the woman never did it again, though.
>>33867591I think it depends on how. I was (verbally) bullied pretty hard for being an anime creep in the 2000s (yes, I'm old). Like my classmates would snatch my Newtype USA/Otaku USA issues out of my hands and start laughing and gawking at the centerfolds that had a scantily clad anime chick in an exploitative position. Probably the same shit Weird Tales readers got made fun of for in like the '30s and '40s.
>>33867595:DDDDDDDDDDD
>>33867592If that's an intentional pun, well played.
>>33867583which are?>>33867590What would a niche like this be for example?
>>33867600As I already told in the last thread, I believe that humans' primal, carnal desires are what we truly are. Some are more herbivore, some are more carnivore, but in the end, it's our core and main source of pleasure. While high-level concepts like morals or laws are leashes to repress us into a state where the majority of people can safely coexist.
>>33867610I don't disagree, but the wording is very edgelord. Also you pretty much just rewrote Hobbes' Leviathan in literally a two-paragraph post.
>>33867605Bullying for nerdy stuff isn't really what I mean, it's more like when I was in say elementary school I would get teased if I liked a girl or went on a "date" in Jr. High (as much as you can "date" at that age), I would get teased for it by other boys but it was pretty light and none of them really cared. Today boys don't want to associate with girls at all and don't want anyone else to, and I'd probably get either completely frozen out socially at best. Usually the "girls are gross" attitude fades out of boys around middle school for obvious reasons, but it seems like it lingers or even gets worse all the way into high school graduation. These are just my observations as a dad who volunteers with a lot of my children's activities, but boys and girls are living in totally different worlds from when I was in school.
>>33867613>just rewrote Hobbes' LeviathanI'm a very uneducated man in terms of philosophy. Everything I came up with was sourced from my personal experience, observation, analysis, and self-analysis.
>>33867595MI’d be at Black Mesa State Park. I haven’t been over there in about ten years, and I enjoyed camping there last time I went.There are animals there that I don’t see anywhere else in OK, like river otters and what look like reindeer, not sure. Lots of cool rock formations to look at, and the mesa is an easy and fun climb.The wind is fucking insane over there, though. I ended up having to sleep in my car because of the ~40mph winds tossing me around in my tent.
>>33867608Of course it was. I'm smarter than people think.
You will be disrobed and probed
Why do men think I don’t want them simp for me and how do I get them to stop thinking that
>>33867621Meant to attach a pic. This place has been on my mind again lately for whatever reason.
>>33867625you need to put more points in toxic femininity
>>33867616Is it really more of a gender divide than a clique divide? Like when I was in school the Student Government Kids all hung out together even if they hated each other and the kids who went to skate parks and alternative music shows all hung out together even though they were varying levels of comfortable with each others' rebellious and sometimes mildly illegal behavior. It wasn't really divided along gender lines so much.
>>33867625Flirt with them harder. We’re stupid
Women, are you aware how insufferable you are?
>>33867625Kiss them
>>33867623Did 3i/atlas touch down already?
>>33867594>so masturbatory and boringYou know, I sort of had the same realisation during that course. We were sitting in class, everyone, discussing string theory and I had the realisation the nobody in the classroom, including the professor, had any idea what they were talking about. That's when I decided to go back and start over learning mathematics instead. And what do you know, Leibniz popped up there too!Still, I learned a few useful and interesting things from taking that philosophy course. Learning a bit of formal logic was good.
>>33867625Sometimes I fake simping, but when I see it won't get me anywhere, I stop and ignore.
>>33867678No they're not. God, I hate women so much.
>>33867433Wow, rude. I get the opposite. A lot of "you're the first cultured white boy I've met" or some shit
>>33867683It really is astounding how they manage to outdo themselves in hateworthiness
>>33867682We can tell when you’re faking
The reason I believe in solipsism is simple. Why believe anything is real? At all? There's no reason to believe any of it is real.
>>33867595>pic relatedThat will be me in about a month or so. Still not enough snow to be really comfy, in that pic, but give it a few days of that snowfall and it'll be great.
>>33867687I got a little bit of that at first, but she flipped on me maybe a year in. I did kind of suck more than I do now too, to be fair lol, but that didn’t have anything to do with me being a honky
>>33867693No you're not, lol
>>33867548If you'd asked me a month ago I'd have said yes. Having since immersed myself in the four-days-awake type of rave scene my answer is now no.
Some dudes miss specific women, I miss Dancing Ferret Records. Anyone else?
>>33867691You only speak the truth.
>>33867697They can you lil busta
>>33867595Anon, why the fuck would I want to be wherever that is. I want to be in Hong Kong.
>>33867699It feels good to not miss any women. Young men spend so much time on that shitI miss being able to buy soft drinks with lizards doing Xtreme sports printed on them
How do I get the motivation to lose weight for summer? Currently at BMI 24.5
>>33867620>Everything I came up with was sourced from my personal experience, observation, analysis, and self-analysis.Like every philosopher of note throughout history.
>>33867704Maybe you’ll look hotter. Doesn’t sound like you have too much to worry about as-is though
>>33867400Please take care of yourself
>>33867704Would you be recruited into a squad of ninja warriors with a fat BMI? Ask yourself that and then slim yourself down to the point that a shadowy squad of mercenary warriors will Shanghai you into their secret missions.
>>33867704
How many times have you felt diseased?
>>33865349>There's a short list of women with crushes on QT and matching kinks.I said she'd rather fuck him then me. That's not the equivalent of having a crush on him and having matching kinks.You are an idiot lacking in basic reasoning skills.Hell, I think if only given two options, most anons would rather fuck him than me. That includes you.So yeah, I was talking about someone else and I would rather you all drop it and let it go as it's irrelevant to anything.
>>33867713MWhenever my defective brain doesn’t make direct neural pathways and makes me act like a little freak in one or another
MI haven't cut my hair in a very long time, and it's gotten quite long. This has been normal for me for like 7+ years at this point. I let my hair grow out, save a lot of money by not getting it cut over like a year, and then finally go to a hairdresser when it's decently long, and have them cut it really short. However I feel like there's some weird energy/apprehension from the hairdresser almost every time I do it. Comments like "are you really sure you want to do this?" are commonplace, and I've even had them comment on my shaving technique. So my question is for the F's and long-haired M's in the thread. Is this normal? I don't think my hair is unruly or disgusting, I wash it often, and always before I go to get it cut. I dont use any particular products, but I comb it often
>>33867712do neurotypicals really
>>33867716hahaha hey guys im le quirky xd I did a basic biological function! it's just hair.
>>33867715Something takes a part of you?
>>33867716MHmm, I don’t know what to make of that. I guess they think you’re liable to regret cutting it for whatever reason.I’m also a longhair. I haven’t gotten a haircut in like three years; I just trim it myself at home.
>>33865484>Men, what cartoons did you watch?Fucking hell, MOST of them. At least until streaming replaced tv for me.Off the top of my head, I can name Ben 10 and mlp as two I didn't watch. I kept missing the first episode of Ben 10 and didn't want to watch them out of order.Also whatever Chalk Zone is.A few the others anons mentioned I saw but didn't get into but that counts imo.
>>33867716M. I have never been to the hair dresser in my entire life. I just leave it long.
>>33867679https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mm_7oUvpMV8
>>33867723I didn’t realize we were Kornposting but I mean, I guess so. I suppose I am a freak on a leash
>>33867727I'm trying to grow a mullet and then feather it so I look like the jock or preppy character from an '80s school movie. Figure I need a hairstylist.
I will avoid women for the rest of my life. They are nothing more than trouble.
>>33867628I really wanna go to Zion National park.
How old is too old to lose weight, 29 feels way too late to get into shape
>>33867623Now that you mention it I am overdue for a prostate exam.
>>33867734It's never too late.
>>33867718Do autisticals not?
>>33867734>29 feels way too late to get into shapeYou're dumb.
>>33867734Never! Do it faggitEat under 2000 calories and just ease into exercise by walking
>>33867716>However I feel like there's some weird energy/apprehension from the hairdresser almost every time I do it. Comments like "are you really sure you want to do this?" are commonplace>Is this normal?Definitely. I have gotten it a lot. It takes a long time to grow out hair and it's often done as a goal or choice, not complacency or laziness.So they make sure that both you and they are certain you want to undo a year or more of "work".
Women say something horny
>>33867732You are just now realizing this?It's not even incel behavior to realize that talking to people sexually/romantically is a waste of time. True love does not exist outside of love for the self and love for like your dog or immediate family.
>>33867745That is wrong and you are a cornball
Have you ever been punitively masturbated as a consequence of something bad you have done?
>>33867727It gets really tiresome to deal with after a while, though.. short hair just feels so much chiller>>33867720Sorry for being a manchild with anxiety <.<>>33867724You trim it all by yourself? Isn't that insanely hard to get even remotely decent looking?
It's weird getting called autistic and neurotypical in the same thread. I guess nobody wants to be associated with me.
>>33867746Well I could go a step further and tell you that love is not real at all and is nothing more than a fleeting chemical as a result of biological cells which is closer to the truth.
>>33867749>You trim it all by yourself? Isn't that insanely hard to get even remotely decent looking?I am that neurotically committed to not letting strangers touch me, yes.
>>33867718Makes me want to make an ADHD version with the golem in several pieces with a giant Wall of Awful around each one.My technique isn't really shareable as it's basically insanity as I essentially just run face first into the wall, accepting the pain.I still rack disciprine, I just run face first into the wall when I need to.
>Was horny>Was going to jerk off>My friend sent me a message about a post i made and it made me self conscious >I dont wanna jerk off anymore:\
When I see women's fights like in WWE or MMA, my dick gets hard. Do women also become horny when they see men fight?
>>33867750Maybe, who are you?
>>33867737Dunno what autistic people do, but I know from long and hard experience that "discipline" is a wholly ineffective path to go down. For example, I will work out every day if and only if it's immediately accessible the moment I want to work out. My task is then to make sure working out is immediately accessible. I cannot rely on discipline to get me to do things, because discipline is not a part of my life.
>>33867756Women dont get horny over the male body. Only lesbian porn
>>33867758forgot to say that this is from an ADHD perspective lol
>>33867751I can’t believe I have to reheat this jpg for you
>>33867757Just a neurotypical autist, apparently.
>>33867734depends how fat you are but yeah, it's harder the older you get and your body gets used to producing fat cells, so even if you lose it, you can gain it back as fast
id love to go out for halloween and flirt with scantily dressed women but i have no friends living close so i'll probably stay home playing chess over the internet with my one friend
*sniffs your foid neck*
>>33867751Love isn't a chemical. Love is an incredibly complex phenomenon which emerges from a vast array of inputs in our nervous system.
>>33867741Fair enough. I've probably just been overthinking it>>33867753Understandable
*hates foids*
The best way to slim down is to boost your metabolism.
>>33867460>but I have to joke and say they can't or they'll ruin my hair, when in reality it just turns me on so much that I'd have to jump them immediately. I could go on, but I shouldn't.Black moid but fuck, I relate with this way too much. I really like it when white/asian girls play with my hair. I have 4C curls.>>33867487>>33867489I like both because of the contrast, but I also think men typically feel less of a need to self-insert. How can a person not like shit like >>>/gif/29689057 ?? Additionally, maybe I'm not ragebaited by it because my dad is white. My mom gets a little upset when my brother and I don't give attention to black girls though, my dad doesn't give a shit.Also there's next to zero BMBF porn, I swear interracial porn is the majority of porn with blacks. Almost like whites are the target audience for it or something...
>>33867760Average trooner opinion, only trannies want to think all women are lesbos kek.
>>33867770*wears gleaming white armor in ur path*
>>33867756sure, i watch ufc veery casually (just alot of yt videos, i don't even stream) and it's at least 50% an attraction thing for me
>>33867768so a chemical?
>>33867776That won't stop me from hating women.
>>33867745>True love does not exist outside of love for the self and love for like your dog or immediate family.Nah.But tell yourself whatever you need to if it's actually making you happy. If you're not happy, maybe reconsider some things.>>33867732>I will avoid women for the rest of my life.Good luck with that. Men are often trouble as well.
Gender, have you visited the youtube home page without being logged in any time lately? It makes me immediately lose any hope in the future of humanity.
>>33867734I started getting in better shape at something like 41.
>>33867780Tell it to my flamberge, villain
>>33867783I had this experience with X (nee Twitter) recently. It was not fun.
>>33867779No you fucking retard, a whole host of different chemicals PLUS insanely complex information transfer in a ludicrously complicated network of neurons
>>33867785Kys nigga *vortexes you with a straight sword*
>>33867783I don't have a youtube account.
>>33867783M, I haven’t. I’m a little afraid to.
>>33867788that's a chemical but with fancy wording.
>>33867784If you're over 40, why do you post here, surrounded by 20-somethings? No disrespect but you don't seem like a great role model to the younger folks here.
>>33867569NTA but>And if your right hand causes you to stumble, cut it off and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to go into hell. - Matthew 5:30If Jesus is God and your Savior, you should listen and obey to what He teaches. Calling a literal Jesus quote "just some philosophy bullshit Kierkegaard came up with in like the 18th or 19th century" is borderline blasphemous. Salvation doesn't end at a proclamation of faith, otherwise you fall into the fallacy found in Romans 6:1-4.I feel icky making this post immediately after a hornypost though.
>>33867778Who's the most handsome UFC fighter in your opinion?
>>33867789*laughs in poise*Yeah right bitch *pancakes u*
>>33867537Yeah, it's also really gay you show each other your underwear and ass and call it culture.
>>33867793No it is not
>>33867783?
What am I supposed to do when my gf is sad and just completely withdraws?She has a history of suicide attempts and self-harms so I get really stressed out if I don't hear from her for more than like 12 hours.
>>33867797We could settle this if you're on PC that is if you aren't a bitch nigga.
>>33867801You chose to have a bpd woman obsession, can't have your cake and eat it too.
>>33867802lol I’m at work but you have correctly pulled my card as someone who mostly jobs in Souls pvp
>>33867800Smart. I have this on my tv, but nothing is set when I accidentally navigate to youtube when I open it in private/incognito browser window
>>33867805Yeah yeah if you're on PC just tell me the game, level are and password. I'll make a build rq and beat your ass.
>>33867796unironically khamzat (i did like him before he won the belt also)
I love women, but I acknowledge their innate capacity for evil.
Depressed again because I accidentally stumbled on a girls account and she’s my age but beautiful and married and rich I should kill myself lol
>>33867803I can only afford damaged goods in this economy
>>33867809Good of you to acknowledge the basic humanity of womankind anon
>>33867809Do you recognize men's innate capacity for evil?
>>33867807I don’t doubt you would! I’m a co-op weenie in those games.
>>33867812>but wahhh i'm a victimLike clockwork.
>>33867806I'm not sure what you mean. That screenshot was taken from an incognito browser window.
>>33867815Then don't pretend you could beat my arse.
>>33867783>youtube while logged inVidya, Vidya everywhere>youtube whilte logged outChristian/Atheist Youtube I've kinda perfected my two algorithms
>>33867813Baby steps
I like women but i hate femanons
I need someone to call mine
>>33867822Me too.
>>33867816Can you not detect sarcasm or something?
I think I narrowed down the list of qualities I actually want in a GF/Wife.>Well spoken>Likes anime/books/vidya/tabletop (shared interests)>Mildly racist (we can share looks)>Addicted to oral sex>I need to be genuinely interested in her and invested in her growth and being>Wants to just relax most days>Values financial stability and working less to having lots of stuff>Believes that you can have lazy Sunday morning sex every day of the week
>>33867794He wants to attention-whore through his intelligence, but is incapable of showing off at levels higher than /atoga/
I think femanons are pretty cool, some of them.
>>33867821I like femanon
>>33867827they are evil
>>33867829(you)'re evil
>>33867609>What would a niche like this be for example?Being in the same music scene as her or even a band guy, being an army guy since some women are into that, etc. there all kinds of them
>>33867830wrong
>>33867825I don’t like anime and that stuff and I don’t want more stuff I want less stuff that’s higher quality But I can do the rest
>>33867824>keeps being defensiveVictim. Mentality. kek
Did captcha just get upgraded
>>33867835They give this one to me and administer electric shocks through my mouse when I talk too much about Israel on here
>>33867825>wants sex everyday but will never take her on dates
>>33867808Lol, you have weird taste. I didn't see that answer coming at all.
Do you think it would be hard to dispose of a body?
>>33867838Yeah we’re not beating the allegations with that one bros
>>33867833What interests do you have? I feel like books and tabletop are pretty broad. But in general I guess all of those things really boil down to having an active imagination and being interested in fantasy or fiction.
>>33867794>you don't seem like a great role model to the younger folks here.You'd be surprised.Do you want advice from someone your age or younger who hasn't experienced or observed anything you're going through and learned from it?Who do you think can better advise the average poster? Someone who has struggled, made mistakes, endured, and has accumulated knowledge of what works, what doesn't, and what is disastrous? Or someone who has achieved success effortlessly, has never had to overcome failure, doesn't struggle with obstacles, and for some reason still posts on 4chan?At worst, I could serve as a bad example.Plus a lot of my advice is universal.
>>33867835Yeah. It is ironically a bit easier for me to solve since the text at the top is so legible
>>33867844I also realized I’m not well spoken so maybe not
>>33867840Yes.
GenderDo degeneracy and self-destruction make your partner more appealing or disgusting?For me it's definitely appealing. Seeing a girl fall asleep in beer cans on the floor will make me so horny.
>>33867838Id rather spend time with her talking and roleplaying or just sharing conversations and intimacy than specifically going on dates. Though I do appreciate the ritual of dressing up for each other and presenting publicly, in general for actual enjoyment of each other's company I'd rather do stuff alone together than do public events. I don't like going out much. Private picnics and stuff are great.
>>33867849me too, I don't know how people get caught
>>33867826>He wants to attention-whore through his intelligenceAlso true.>but is incapable of showing off at levels higher than /atoga/Nah. It's just effortless here.There's a difference between taking a fishing pole and relaxing down by the lake and hopping on a boat to go land a marlin.When I want to flex at higher levels I (should) write.
>>33867851MDegeneracy is just a buzzwordSelf destruction isn't actually sexy irl IMO
>>33867839originally it was khabib for me but for some reason he started to look too "boring" to me lol. even if he is more conventionally attractive.
>>33867848Yeah, unfortunately I do value rhetoric quite a bit. A well spoken woman who can confidently articulate her thoughts in a beautiful manner is genuinely captivating.
>>33867681>That's when I decided to go back and start over learning mathematics insteadFunny because just like philosophy is mostly knowledge for the sake of knowledge, sometimes new discoveries happen to be useful though
>>33867851Self-destruction sounds fun in theory. In my late teens and early twenties most of my escapism was stuff like Bret Easton Ellis books (Rules of Attraction, Less Than Zero) and wannabe authors like Tao Lin for a while. But after being around self-destructive people who had mild schizo tendencies triggered by overuse of drugs or who claimed to have died from excessive drug use and come back I realized I was in over my head and kept that crew at arms length. It also made media about self-destruction much less appealing.
>>33867825I want a lot of these too.>I need to be genuinely interested in her and invested in her growth and being>Wants to just relax most days>Values financial stability and working less to having lots of stuffI have a lot of the same personal interests as you, but I’d be more interested in a woman who has different hobbies from my own. I would enjoy seeing her enjoy her own hobbies.Wrt to the last point, I’m not the most practical or frugal person and would appreciate a woman that could ground me to an extent.I don’t need someone who’s very well-spoken. I like to talk, but I appreciate people I can share comfortable silence with.>>33867848
>>33867858Good luck
>>33867794If you're a 40 year old man, or a 50 year old man, it's still appropriate to chase 20 year old women.
>>33867855>I (should) writeBut you don't. I was raised by people who earned PhDs, worked in journalism, and spoke at expert conferences. Those are places in life where as I've seen you can flex your intelligence among peers and without trying to show off to insecure Zoomers. I mean I think some academics when they teach do try to show off to insecure Zoomers also but that's beside the point.
>>33867862Thank you.
>>33867851MNo, and what you described gives me the ick
>>33867860>self-destructive people who had mild schizo tendencies triggered by overuse of drugs or who claimed to have died from excessive drug use and come backMaybe I am, too, but I don't actually believe it. It's not like I can prove or disprove it, but it's fun to think about it this way.
>>33867864If you're rich, maybe. Otherwise, seeing an old man attempt it looks very sad.
>>33867851MNo. I’m trying to leave my own self-destructive behavior behind me, not to get in a toxic relationship where we enable each other to never have our shit together.
>>33867869I had sex with a 23 year old when I was 34 but I feel like that's a bit different.
>>33867859>just like philosophy is mostly knowledge for the sake of knowledgeTo be honest, those were the parts of mathematics I found most interesting.
>>33867851more appealing my ex used to self harm and do drugs sometimes
>>33867846>I could serve as a bad example.True that.>Plus a lot of my advice is universal.No, usually it's just another subjective opinion, and sometimes you've been caught in outright lies.
I have a question for cuckqueens.
>>33867833>I don’t want more stuff I want less stuff that’s higher qualityVery attractive trait imo
woah my cock is almost the same length as my forearm
>>33867846Listen, I'm in my mid-30s and nowhere near as weird about my role in this recurring thread as you try to be.
>>33867871I have relapsed not long ago, actually, and am again in my nihilistic phase. If everything is nothing, why not enjoy everything?
>>33867874If you want me you can find me at the barLost souls congregate at the barTake a minute and remember who you areSip a drink, sip one more and you're a starhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV39h7GHDYs
>>33867879>t.rex
If I had been born beautiful and rich
>>33867872Yeah around 35 is still attractive for many women, but after that it nosedives
Why do my teeth and gums feel novocained after taking half a capsule of phenibut?
>>33867859Philosophy isn't knowledge for the sake of knowledge, it's insanely practical. It's literally medicine for decision making and life. There's a reason the Greeks and Romans and every other major culture develops and practices it because it produces better people, just straight up. It's not some intellectual wankery that you read and don't do anything with, it's lessons you practice every single day when you make decisions and encounter life.
>>33867887I’ve seen some really effortlessly hot women up to around 50, and then it kinda falls off for me
>>33867889Try acting like Diogenes or using the Socratic Method to ask questions at your workplace's weekly staff meetings and see how far that gets you.
>>33867885What would ya do
Women… you wouldn’t hit a guy with glasses, would you?
Is it wrong that I like tall women because they have long arms that can give me a big, round hug?
>>33867883that made me laugh so I'm not mad at you
>>33867895
>>33867893MMegane girls in anime are cute. But IRL, women in glasses look too nerdy. I'm constantly thinking that their glasses will fall on the floor when I fuck them.
>>33867891NTA. Socratic method is great. What are you talking about?>at your workplace's weekly staff meetings and see how far that gets youThat's not a problem with philosophy, that's a problem with weekly work meetings.
>>33867894tall women are the best
>>33867899MSex with glasses on? That sounds annoying as hell. I haven’t worn any in a while but would take mine off for sex.
Men, be honest, would you a monster girl IRL?
>>33867882hmm I don't drink though is it ok if I just smoke in there?
>>33867904yes. next question
>>33867904Eh… nothing too monstrous. They’d have to be very anthropomorphic. I wouldn’t fuck a dragon or probably even a naga or whatever.
>>33867889philosophy is not medicine at all lmaophilosophy has some truth but it blackpills the soul.
>>33867904depends on the type of monster but yes
>>33867904No. Unless she could use glamour/magic to appear fully human.
>>33866460Just want to say thanks for answering, I didn't see this last night
>>33867903She won't see my dick without glasses
>>33867908What's the most monstrous you'd go?
>>33867889any examples of actual usecases?
>>33867904It shames me to admit that I would.But then, all women are monsters.
Dark Souls 3 > Dark Souls 2 > Dark Souls > Demon's Souls > Elden Ring > Bloodborne due to 30 fps cap2 and 1 are VERY close. I like 1 as much as 2, but I'm more nostalgic for 2.
>>33867918Look I’m not a furry BUT
>>33867851Female, it might turn you on but I doubt it would make them more appealing as a serious partner. Two different things
>>33867891Just in Socrates Apology you can find many lessons.To value truth and integrity over worldly gain. To examine your own wisdom and life goals. To value doing good, to avoid doing evil. To not apply the quality of evil to something you don't actually know (choosing doing evil and living vs not doing evil and receiving death which you don't actually know is evil or not.) Learning about Socrates doesn't mean taking the Socratic method and walking around like a retard examining people. It means when you're thinking and making decisions in life you've read enough things including his dialogues that his voice is added to your decision making.You look at a job opportunity that requires backstabbing someone, or the opportunity to cheat on your wife, or the opportunity to sell out your nation state for political or financial gain and you hear a voice telling you to value integrity and justice over immediate gain because that impulse control leads to a better life.
>>33867923Did you post on the wrong thread?
>>33867904Without hesitation.
>>33867929no they were talking about dark souls
>>33867894tall queens are the best
>>33867930Why haven't you a real girl yet?
>>33867923I can respect anyone who likes Dark Souls 2.The white knight’s tier list:>Sekiro>Bloodborne>Dark Souls>Demon’s Souls>Dark Souls II>Dark Souls III>Elden Ring
>>33867919Ethics is the blatantly obvious one. Any time you make any decision with any ethical repercussions whatsoever you're using whatever ethical systems you've internalised. I'm sure you can think of all sorts of examples. >every time you eat or choose not to eat meat>every time you wait for the green man before you cross the road vs. not waiting>every time you donate or do not donate to a charity>every time you drink vs. do not drink alcohol>every time you tell someone an uncomfortable truth vs. choose not to tell themand, of course>whenever you vote (or choose not to vote!) in elections
>>33867877An honest question?
How do I stop being woe is me and feeling sorry for myself about thinking things unfair that I can’t change or have already happened
>>33867904it depends on the monster girl. snake girls are peak
>>33867923You're the kind of bitch who thinks Dark Souls is about fighting the bossesEither that or you're just really into the PvP I guess
gonna jerk off 1 more time and the kms
>>33867939you hide it and never tell anyone about it
>>33867936why do you need philosophy for any of these
>>33867943That doesn’t stop me from thinking about it
>>33867939>>33867943This, mostly, but also try to reframe the problem and take inventory of the things that you can reasonably change and control
>>33867892Have sex
>>33867938How do you want him to treat the other girl?What do you like to see him do with her most?Is there anything that you want him to do only with you and not with other girls, and likewise something you want him to do with other girls but not you?
>>33867939Have compassion for yourself, consciously choose to accept reality, and understand that everyone suffers and goes through the same thing
>>33867948Humina humina awooga
>>33867944>why do you need philosophy to figure out if you should or should not eat meatYou can't figure it out? Really? Seems self evident to me.
>>33867945how deep do you believe in those things
>>33867927I can't be in a "serious" relationship either. It would suffocate me. So I want another horny degenerate with whom we could indulge in all our kinks and desires.
>>33867944All philosophy is is the examination of human decision making, morality, and values. You're literally saying theirs no value in observing and examining human character and values which is do profoundly retarded I actually can't believe I'm hearing it. I just screen capped every post and slotted it into a folder to remind myself how fucking subhuman most people are.
>>33867955you seem angry for no reason
>>33867955Obsessive behaviour is not something you should be bragging about.
>>33867949I would not be a cuckqueen. I do not want someone who is dating/sexing/masterbating/talking to/interested in/married to someoneone else. Who would want that?
How corny would it be if a guy with the same name as a famous pirate was the famous pirate for Halloween
>>33867960you used philosophy to determine that anon's anger was unjustified>>33867961welcome to 4chan anon, how's your first day been
>>33867962Fine but I was specifically asking girls who are into that.
>>33867952People stop eating meat so they can feel better about themselves. It is not gonna change anything
>>33867964so we calling everything philosophy now?
>>33867935nta but I played a bit of sekiro for the first time, it was really good, don't know why the lump it together with dark souls, it plays more like an action game, kinda reminded me of metal gear rising
>>33867960I wouldn't call grappling with the reality that the world is filled with subhumans that don't think philosophy is even worth the time of day nothing. Especially when I live in a democratic republic that's founded on the idea of people discussing problems and voting upon a solution together.
Everything is philosophy, but if everything is philosophy, does it mean nothing is philosophy?
>>33867972>don't think philosophy is even worth the time of day nothingthat was never said but americans are known to be very stupid so I don't blame you
>>33867967Philosophy is literally the basis for examining things and making decisions yeah. It's the study of decision making, morality, and value. Reason itself sits on the back of philosophy.
>>33867970It’s much more of a straight action game, but I figure it’s worth including since Miyazaki directed it and it’s very mechanically similar to the Souls games and Bloodborne. Uses the same control scheme, checkpoint and currency and touches on a lot of the same themes as the rest of those games.Between his work on that game and Armored Core VI, I’m hoping Masaru Yamamura gets to direct more games for From. He makes fun games.
>>33867949>not my place, however he wants (although obviously with consent and decency)>I don't want to literally see him with her>relationship/deeper emotional connection only with me; physical stuff is completely up to him
>>33867963If your name is Jack Sparrow then I beg you not toIf your name is something like Edward Teach then lmao based>>33867966That's a philosophical position. It's not even, like, tenuously philosophical, it's blatantly philosophical. You seem to weigh decisions by their consequences rather than by the ethics of the action themselves, which is taking a strong stand in a hotly debated philosophical argument. You then elaborate on this stance (you think people's ethics are often driven by what makes them, personally, happy.)>>33867967A fucking lot of things involve philosophy, yes. Now you understand why it's so fundamental.The field YOU think of as "philosophy" is actually more like...theoretical philosophy. There's plenty of "applied philosophy" fields, like law or politics.
>>33867975Disingenuous as fuck considering people literally acted like reading and understanding philosophy was just impractical knowledge and that the only use case is larping as an ancient Greek at their work place.
>>33867978ok, good starting point. So will studying philosophy help me take better decisions? What is the purpose of doing it?
>>33867954The best is when you can find a balance of both, but yeah not everyone wants a serious relationship so fair enough
>>33867983I never said that
>>33867982>If your name is something like Edward Teach then lmao basedI’m related to the guy on the rum bottle
>>33867984Yes. The goal of philosophy is absorbing the lessons and thought patterns and arguments of humanity before you and then applying said decision making to real life. Generally you gain supportive structure for not being a retard and making good life choices.
>>33867939I just blame the world for everything. Everything that ever happens to me is a result of long chains of events that started way before I was ever born. My free will was never free, and every last one of my decisions was enforced by external factors. If I never have a truly free will, why must I take responsibility?
>>33867988So what, your name's just...Morgan?Significantly more corny even than going as Jack Sparrow
TFW no soulless whore to drain my balls into
>>33867986You said that I blew things out of proportion in my response, which clearly I didn't.
>>33867992It’s my last name. I am actually distantly related to Henry Morgan
>>33867994I did not say that. I said you can't read which is not quite accurate. You just read something and assumed a bunch of other things
>>33867996Feels tenuous to me. If you were called Henry Morgan then it'd be based. Nothing wrong with going as a pirate anyway, of course, but if you dress like the actual rum bottle picture then IMO that would be incredibly corny
>>33867991I want the life I dream of
>>33867990So do you ever stop and write it down based on different schools or is it internalized and just magic? I am not trolling you btw I just have a hard time imagining how I would use this other than automatically "just doing shit based on what I find correct"
>>33867998Man being corny is so hard. Maybe I’ll just be Gol D. Roger
>>33867984A gigantic amount of philosophy is concerned with helping you make better decisions, yes. I personally think that section is pretty boring (I DO like the "knowledge for knowledge's sake" parts of philosophy) but it's undeniable that a fucking lot of philosophy is dedicated to helping you in your everyday life.Look at all the people running to stoicism to get them through their office meetings.
>>33867980If he wanted to accept "requests" because he wants to show off, what would you ask him to do?
I am just so done. Who else?
>>33867999What kind of life is that?
>>33868000nta but you continue to "just do shit based on what you find correct", but learning more about ethics naturally changes what you do based on what you find correct.For example, I used to scoff at the idea of doing something "just because it's inherently the right thing to do". I thought utilitarianism was clearly correct. But when I did more research into virtue ethics I realised they were actually pretty convincing. I personally detest the idea of an ethical "system" so I'm still not a virtue ethicist but it has changed how I approach things in real life.
>>33868004I'm not done, but I feel like with years I became much more crazy than I was, and I am honestly afraid of what I could become, but it's too pleasurable so I can't stop.
>>33868004ye
>>33868004Well done!
>>33867979people should just say he directed it too, the fact that people said it was like a souls game made me not want to play it for years (pretty sick of those games) but I was pleasantly surprised
>>33868000I do not categorize based on schools of thought or study philosophy based on like categorizing different philosophers and philosophies. I read their writings, then I write responses to the questions they raise, mostly because writing forces you to actually think about your response. Sometimes I talk with other people about the questions. Internally this process of discussion with these people that have spent time writing their thoughts into arguments is the thing that absorbs the knowledge and influences decision making in the future. It keeps your mind in good company. You become the people and ideas you surround yourself with and philosophy is good company because it's literally people writing and examining human character.
>>33868004I am i wish i would just give up already. What do i keep trying for if i know I’m just going to fail again and again
women are you fine with doing feet stuff, or does it weird you out?
>>33868017I don't find it sexy, but I did it for the footfag I dated.
>>33868013It’s a fantastic game. If dicking around in a virtual garage and making a giant robot sounds at all interesting to you, check out AC6. Yamamura directed it, and he was a lead combat designer on Sekiro. The game kinda plays like Sekiro with giant robots as a result, although the game is fairly short and full of jobbers you can easily mow down.I sort of bemoan what the notion of a “Soulslike” genre has done to games. The action adventure genre has been dead for like a decade, it feels like
>>33868015I feel you, bro. Sometimes it feels like my life is a marathon through a desert the only thing I see is a mirage of a goal that is so far away I may die trying to reach it. But I'm already way too deep, so stopping now would drown me.
Does putting smoke on whisky actually do anything
>>33868022Makes it taste like smoke.
>>33867974You need to read heidegger basic questions of philosophy
>>33868014how and why did you start studying it? It has always felt like a waste of time to me. You can't measure anything and even if something is the "correct" thing to do It won't be done because we live in a society and such
>>33868020oh I love armored core, only played the first game years ago though and didn't finish it (so I'm a fake fan I guess lol) I want to go through all of the games.but yes as much as I love demon's souls and the dark souls trilogy I hate that it killed action adventure games
>>33868003Sorry this is a boring answer, but that's not really how it works in my case. The point is he does what he wants and allows me a glimpse into it, not that he's showing off for me if that makes any sense. I wouldn't enjoy it at all if I was directing him or if he looked to me for direction, beyond agreeing to basic boundaries
>>33868025Maybe, I just thought the other day, how can everything be everything if it doesn't include nothing? But if it includes nothing, does it mean that nothing is something?
>>33868017It's a turn off for me
>>33868027Philosophy isn't about fixing society. I mean maybe tangentially because the better people are in general the better society will be but in general the practical use is literally just making your thinking and decision making better. For example being able to back up and not freak out when a tree limb falls on your car while you're driving and instead focus on getting out of the car, making sure everyone is okay, controlling your emotions and not freaking out on the phone and stuff, treating responders better, and internalizing the actual danger and consequences accurately rather than blowing things out of proportion and taking stuff out on the people around you or yourself is just better.People also just notice you being less retarded and you have more influence and respect because of it. But fundamentally it's mostly about your own being and character and just living life better because you're not just reacting on impulse and unga bunga habit and the people you grew up around.
Does this make anyone else feel weird inside?https://youtube.com/shorts/dEtdqkPGbBk?si=XOAV-YMf-Wbal9bX
>>33868019>>33868037You dont want your feet massaged?
>>33868039this is warcrime but I really like that song
>>33868039It’s just ai sloppa
Is a skeleton morphsuit under your everyday clothing an acceptable Halloween costume
When you find out she unironically listens to Deftness.Why are all the women just YouTube algorithms?
>>33868040I like foot massages. I don't like being horny and having the man I love pass on fucking me and instead lubes up my feet and asks me to rub them on his cock.
>>33868005marriage true love maybe kids
Men why on hell and heaven's sake do you lift or do diets and put yourselves in such a huge pain if is not for liking women?
>>33868040I'm the second anon, and no. I'm super, super ticklish
>>33868048Bro Macbook autocorrect fucks me over every time.WHEN YOU FIND OUT SHE LISTENS TO DEFTONES. ****
>>33868004same lol idk what to do with myself and wish I had more money so I could go clubbing tonight or somethingshould apply to some xmas temp jobs but wanna just play vidya tonight instead...>>33868039cba to watch the vid but song is hard>>33867904if she was like a monster high babe then yh 100%
My e-gfs are getting hit with earthquakes and hurricanes. I would have moved them into Europe by now if I had the money.
>>33868051idk, society or something
>>33868050Me too. It’s what gets me out of bed. Hope we find it.
Are footfags actually so common? These weirdos who prefer footjobs to actual sex? I always thought it was a small minority.
>>33868057you have a latina harem?
>>33867714>short list of women with crushes on QTwtflet's all go clubbing>>33867548yes bc that shouldn't be a crime imo kek, doing MDMA at raves is great
>>33868055I didn't ask if you would an e-thot cosplayer.
>>33868052Cute
>>33868051I'm a big attention whore and love to be worshipped. When a random woman on the bus thirsts over my muscles and asks permission to touch them, I get such a huge boner that I come home and masturbate for at least half an hour straight.
>>33868060Young males are getting psyop'd by them to reduce the natality rate
My soul hurts
>>33867548This is exactly my type of bitch
>>33868069What’s hurting it, anon
>>33868069You must have used human conditioner.
>>33868059Why am I being punished for not having it
infinite regressionit's all me!hello me's!
Mechanical keyboards are so nice to type into
>>33868071Lack of loving girlfriend
Gf and I broke up and have been going back and forth. I told her I didn’t want to but that things have been tense and difficult and we need to let things air, and she didn’t want to give it time and space and said she needed to move on and couldn’t wait around. So that’s fine. We’re still talking and she’s still coming back and saying she wants to make it work. Last night she starts saying she thinks I’m gonna fuck someone else or that I must already be and that’s why we’re broken up. Every time I try to explain and reassure her that my head isn’t in that place and I have 0 interest in doing anything with anyone else, she deflects and says she’s just trying to accept it’s a possibility cause we’re single now and not tied to eachother. I’m not even thinking this way tho. She said shit happens and people get drunk and do stupid shit at weddings And then I got mad because she flirted with another dude and got way too close to him at a wedding we went to once and she always denied it. This is all so fucked. Why do I feel like she’s projecting?
*drains batteries out of your smoke detector*
>>33868075I’d hope nobody is really punishing you for it, but it does feel punishing a lot of the time. I’m pretty sure you’ll find it.
>>33867825>I need to be genuinely interested in her and invested in her growth and being>Wants to just relax most days>Values financial stability and working less to having lots of stuffObjection, my nuggie. You either do not want her to grow, or do not want her to have hobbies outside of vidya and anime, or to just not spend anything on recreation.Fix that in you first.
who cares about some dumb person u have slept with for a few years. accept it. you love was never real.no go listen to some weeknd.
>>33867458there are two demons inside me>>33867476Ángeles Toledano is fantastic <3on the techno rn https://voca.ro/1cDKCU9gjnGf>>33868064ok well if she was an actual monster and nice and sweet ofc I would give dating a shotjust don't ruin my bedsheets>>33868080does sound like she's projecting desu, sounds like you need some space
>>33868079Same. It’s not too heavy for me today; guess it was your turn.
>>33868080She is projecting AND has low self-esteem.
>>33868079Sorry anon, I know how that feels
>>33868067But I don't want kids
>>33868038NTA, so, basically, philosophy is ANY conscious work on your own worldview and we all philosophize by default while thinking? Are all of us at least casual philosophers, just like most of us can be called casual runners, swimmers and cooks?
>>33868083I’m not sure at all in fact I think there is a high chance it will never happen
>>33868092Now you don't
>>33868078I’ve never owned one but think they’re cool. I have an old buckling spring keyboard that my grandma handed down to me, though. Very noisy.
>>33867380based, what's your job anon, how's it going?>>33867266*gibs sleeping pills and hits you on the head with a shovel*>>33867257I'm broke af rn and want to clubbing so 10 bucks will do
girlsIf you met Jennie IRL and she told you that she wanted to have sex with you, would you do it?
>>33868095Why?
Why do some people hate cheating so much? Like, so what if I had sex with your gf? She still loves you, doesn't she?
>>33868080Is this the girl who got mad when you wanted to have sex
Women most handsome Yu-Gi-Oh monster?
>>33868101>doesn’t she?No
>>33868096You are right. Having to deal with my little cousins and her shitty mom and mine ruined me
>>33868101Not if she cheated on me. That’s an instant break-up for me.
>>33868097They feel really good and don't hurt my fingers as much
>>33868100I’m too mid I know plenty of old people who are nice enough and we’re always nice enough but still never found anyone. Some people just die like this
I am an evil jealous wench and God knows my heart is full of hate and that’s why he acts accordingly with my life
>>33867102idk who these people are but top left is mommy>>33867067I mean how normal are they reallyI'm headed that way but pretty weird >>33867021>content not available in UKreeee>>33866770M, 0 cuz these hoez ain't shit
>>33868101She would need to be like my best friend for 10 years for me to give her a chance after that
>>33868111Most people are mid. How old are you?
should I go clubbing tonight or should I stay home and play vidya (and do some work lmao)
>think about her>cry a little Sad
>>33868112God’s mercy is boundless, nice Christian lady
>>33868112Can't you just ask for forgiveness and it is all good?
>>33868112heart full pussy empty
>>33868119Who goes clubbing on a tuesday?
>>33868125hoes
>>33868123I love women
>>33868111Maybe I’m aromantic, but I don’t see anything wrong with being alone and won’t jump the gun for the first girl who offers marriage. Most likely, I’ll die of a heart attack at 80 in a Thai brothel on top of a hooker, but at least I’ll be happy.
>>33868076Hi
>>33868120Why?
>>33868125I mean I used to all the time in the past keka lot of people work late shifts so go out in evening
>>33868120MCrying is hard as shit. My condolences
>>33868116Most people also die alone
>>33868129>Maybe I’m aromantic, but I don’t see anything wrong with being alone and won’t jump the gun for the first girl who offers marriageYou too? I thought I was the only one. But what really confuses me is how can I be an aromantic if I am a porn/hentai addict?
>>33868139She’s in pain
>>33868143That can’t be true.
>>33868099Nah. I'm mostly attracted to blondes with fat tits.
>>33868099I’m not bi or lesbian, it’s never been a thought at all. But if Jennie wanted it, I don’t think I could say no.. it’s Jennie after all. I would probably be terrible at it because I wouldn’t know what to do
>>33868051I've given up hope of a woman liking me, so now I do it for my health and because I don't want to feel pathetic about myself.
I just found out about sex
State gender.Would you rather have a son or a daughter?
>>33868121She's a real life bully anon
>>33868140Are the clubs even open on weekdays?
>>33868153MA daughter
>>33868152Is this allowed? Mods?
>>33868153>State gender.>Would you rather have a son or a daughter?I used to want twins, I'll never get the chance, perhaps it's a pro since things are bad in society right now.
>>33868144>But what really confuses me is how can I be an aromantic if I am a porn/hentai addict?Aromanticism and asexuality are different things. You can easily feel sexual attraction without a romantic one.
>>33868145So what
>>33868155yeah lmao most open everyday broanyway uhh my roommates just got back and apparently we're carving pumpkins tonight so that's happeninggonna make some sick pumpkin designs and play with the cat and make money online to go clubbing another day </3
>>33868154I can’t imagine she’s all that scary. She could also stop bullying, surely?
>>33868154I’m not a bully you dick
>>33868152who told you about that
>>33868163how do you make money online
>>33868165Yeah she is. She's really messed up>>33868166
>>33868166I thought so. I guess you have a hater
>>33868166Your right, your not. A bully has self respect. You are a homewrecking whore, tho.. so that checks out.
>>33868171Im not a hater. I just know she's a real life bully
>>33868151I am about to give up too but I'm doing the opposite. Also thanks to the other anons for their answers>>33868159>You can easily feel sexual attraction without a romantic one.I think this is the beginning of a new chapter in my life.
>>33868174who is that
>>33868172>>33868166Enjoy using your knees as earmuffs, hole.
>>33868160It’s heartbreaking. I wish she was okay
>>33868153MI don't want kids
Who is mad at who
new thread>>33868184>>33868184>>33868184
>>33868049Those are not mutually exclusive. Foot massage would be the foreplay
>>33868051I dont let myself go because I want to like what I see in the mirror
>>33868153Both I guess
>>33868198Two or three kids?
>>33868172And you smoke crack
>>33868203Three is good too, but i'd stop there
>>33868212Me too. I grew up in a house of six kids and it was shit
>>33868205Actually, I don't.. but does that mean you think I am skinny? Is that how you got so thin? bitttttttch
>>33868175>I think this is the beginning of a new chapter in my life.Glad for you. It actually took me a little time to understand myself and other people, that just as I have a high sex drive and want to have sex, other people also have a romantic drive and want to feel closeness and romantic emotions.But after I got it, it helped me to understand what I really want and what my partners wanted from me.
I've had sex before but since we are all one consciousness it just means I'm having sex with my doppelgänger.
>>33868104Kaiba
>>33867865>I was raised by people who earned PhDs, worked in journalism, and spoke at expert conferences.Cool story bro. I am certain that they are proud of your 4chan posting.>Those are places in life where as I've seen you can flex your intelligence among peers and without trying to show off to insecure Zoomers.Listen, I flex my intelligence for a few reasons.Sometimes it's because someone is being objectively stupid and trying to deny it or denounce me as stupid because my shit's all retarded and I talk like a fag. So I dunk on them and peacock.Sometimes I do it to show the person that I am giving advice to that I have intellect and might actually know what I am talking about.And sometimes I do it because it's fucking *relaxing*!I'm not working and striving to receive acknowledgement of my dissertation here. I'm posting on 4chan, a place where anons post all kinds of shit, and not curbing my words and using vernacular.My wife has told me that she could tell when I was drunk because I become the apotheosis of loquacious and start dropping ten dollar words like "apotheosis" and "loquacious". I do that because I get uninhibited and idgaf.Similarly, this is 4chan and idgaf.I'm not trying to impress anyone. I am smart enough to know to not seek validation here.>But you don't.Painfully true.Life management skill issue. I have a lot on my plate but I need to make time.
>>33867880>I'm in my mid-30s and nowhere near as weird about my role in this recurring thread as you try to be.My role? I consider my role to post good advice, funny posts, and correct idiots spreading misinformation, because I choose to.I don't see how I am weird about it. I simply can examine and explain myself.>>33867876>>Plus a lot of my advice is universal.>No, usually it's just another subjective opinionDisagree, well sometimes it is opinion and sometimes it's objective fact. But that's irrelevant. It is *still* universal. As in it could be applied by anyone in any situation, whether or not you agree with it, it's still universal.>and sometimes you've been caught in outright lies.Meh. Being imprecise or saying two things at two different times that conflict with each other in some way isn't exactly "getting caught lying".
>>33868298>My wife has told me that she could tell when I was drunk because I become the apotheosis of loquacious and start dropping ten dollar words like "apotheosis" and "loquacious". I do that because I get uninhibited and idgaf.and also yell at her for looking at you in the wrong way
a woman yesterday took a picture of (or at least she took a picture in my direction) wtf? is that something women do? just take pictures of random people? am I being targeted for something? are my kidneys safe? O_o
>>33868112>God knows my heart is full of hate and that’s why he acts accordingly with my lifeIf God only directly punished those who did wrong or were hateful, then only the evil would suffer and the good wouldn't suffer. If that were the case, then nobody would do evil as it was clearly the wrong choice.Some atheists foolishly cite the lack of such an existence as proof that God doesn't exist.I think it suggests that God values people having the free will to make good or bad choices. Free will is why bad things happen to good people.You don't suffer because God dislikes your heart. You suffer because life is pain, princess. Anyone telling you otherwise is selling something.
>>33868311>and also yell at her for looking at you in the wrong wayWell, yeah, but that's a bit like detecting a house fire by spotting the guys with trucks spraying it with hoses.
>>33868321>is that something women do?Some.>just take pictures of random people?Some people do that.>am I being targeted for something? Not based on that>are my kidneys safe?....no
hey foid, your hands are cold you could warm them by choking me, my neck is very warm
>>33865484Avatar the last Airbender DBZBatman the animated series Justice LeagueBatman Beyond
Someone said that one of my good qualities is that they've known me for a long time and worked with me for a long time and I make them feel incredibly safe because I never hold anything against them.
