In this thread, we ask the opposite gender anything!This thread doesn't have any thread-specific rules. That said, while you *can* ask anything, there are some topics that have entire boards dedicated to them, so you might be better off posting there. For example:>>>/pol/ for politics,>>>/lgbt/ for LGBT issues,>>>/r9k/ for incel rants,>>>/b/ for blog posts that are obvious works of fiction.To filter namefags and more:https://www.4chan-x.net/Also, we're on /adv/ and the /adv/ board *does* have rules. So, no NSFW images, no signatures, no avatar posting, no posting personal information or contact details, no racism, and no trolling or ragebait, etc. (If you want to post a picture of yourself or a Discord handle, post it in the ATOGA thread on /soc/ and link to that post from here).Finally, we would appreciate it if you didn't start a new thread unless the old one has either reached page 9 or the image count is in the 140s!Previously on ATOGA: >>33865471
Girls, do you like to talk about your hobbies and interests with a guy even if he doesn't share your interests?
Take care of my sunshine
Which way?
>Look! A new study on female sexual preferences just dropped, written by Dr. I. N. Tsell of the Shithole University of Campground Management>I need to post it on atoga as soon as possible, this will humiliate 4chan women so much that they will fuck meWhy are moids like that?
>>33868195Some of us have Dark Autism
>>33868195don't you have a job or something to do
>>33868195Sorry, I just like silly silly reactions from silly silly foids
need femanon like this
>>33868194The right one is a bpdemon, but the left one is a cheater, so I'd choose a potential cheater over a confirmed cheater.
PUT CHOBANI ON MY JEANS
>>33868229Ok 2hollis
>>33868224Scary. Why women are so scary?
>>33868232come here boy! im going to rip your face off with my teeth
>>33868195>this will humiliate 4chan women so much that they will fuck meNobody thinks this. 4chan is just a good place to tell the truth about foids without getting fired or ostracized.
Is it true women want to get me fat so I can’t run away
>>33868235Where you can find women like that? I am underweight
>>33868236Church
Need femanon like this minus the smokes
I got a haircut and shaved and my coworker was wanting to set me up with her daughter as a result lel. Feels good man
>>33868246Excellent work, Chad
>>33868246I wish my coworkers had sons to set me up with
>>33868233please do
>>33868248Old farts can’t do anything right huh
I have a bit of a predicament, which girl would you guys date...>Girl 1: Argentine, likes drawing, otaku, very kind and sweet person>Girl 2: Brazilian, metalhead, fashion as a hobby, thinks I am cool>Girl 3: Korean living in America, does not have much of a personality according to her, possibly depressed, but not suicidal, relatively high standard, but she thinks that I meet them, likes vidya, not so much of an otaku, but she used to watch it more when she was younger (not sure if this matters)>Girl 4: Dutch, /k/ommando, common interests, so we get along wellI will be in Girl 3's area around New Year as my grandmother lives in a nearby city and it would be 30 minutes by train to get there. Otherwise, I will not be able to travel until July or August.Nothing formal with dating right now, just talking at the moment. I have been speaking to each for 3-5 weeks and know them moderately well. I am not going beyond surface level stuff as I am looking for advice not to doxx them ha ha.
I feel really vulnerable to post-hypnotic suggestions right now if any fem wants to take advantage of me
Does anyone want to troll the pokemon community by pretending mewza is real?
>>33868246I have people who want to set me up, but I wonder, would they say differently if they knew I have whips and handcuffs in my closet?
>>33868257Mpreg think about mpreg you really like mpreg
>>33868256sounds like a Chinese flag to me
I've had sex before but since we are all one consciousness it just means I'm having sex with my doppelgänger.
>>33868265ooof... I think it might be twins...
Where do I meet clingy gf
>>33868267How do you mean? If you are talking about Girl 3 she is Korean Christian.
MI think I’m gonna start wearing glasses again. My prescription was weak enough that I just quit wearing them a few years ago, but I’m a bit more myopic now.Any styles I should avoid? I wore thick, dark frames in the past. I have an oblong face.
>>3386827295 Sundial Ave, Manchester, NH 03103
>>338682563.
>>33868278I had to report you, sorry
>>33868270LOOL
>>33868287for what? why?
How do I get a Greek, Croatian, or Turkish gf as a blackanon?
>>33868292just in case you live there
Thinking about wifes
>>33868256>1Obsessive, needy, not a good choice>2Too little info.>3Only if you hate yourself.>4Best choice.
>>33868299a wife?
>>33868303Need one real bad yup
>>33868303I'm Mormon
Your dog isn’t capable of love
The US doens't look that bad from street view
>>33868309It could be a lot worse.
How are you celebrating Age Gap Autumn
>>33868308My literal dog, or is you my dog
women would you ever try deep throating?
Girls, can you help me interpret this behavior from one of your kind?>be with girl for 2 years>says she doesn't want a relationship, but we're exclusive and visit her parents and shit>breaks things off abruptly in April, no explanation>move on with my life>a few weeks ago she emerges from the dark, invites me to a wedding but the plans fall through>encouraged by the invite, i ask if she wants to do something for Halloween>cricketsWhat's going on? Is this just someone who feeds on attention? I care about this person, I thought we had something real, and being jerked around like this really hurts.
It’s no good
Howcan you guysspeak formallywith a girl for weeks? My usual routine takesa fewhours at most, including waiting time, before I go to her and have sex.
>>33868319Sez who
>>33868323I like girls
I truly hate women.
>>33868199>>33868210>>33868234Trvth
>>33868324Me
>>33868194Was gonna post this kek, give me the adhder, I want to experience the high of violent domestic abuse
>>33868337Is the left one a girl?
>>33868227Woman moment. God. I hate women so much
>>33868341Duh
>>33868336What’s “it”
>>33868337I dont know who the fuck these are and I wont look them up
>>33868317Why're you a cuck?
>>33868345she's so flat and cute
Don't be alarmed, I fear we are falling back to ground
>>33868346Women.
>>33868349Huh?
>>33868353This operation's been abandoned once againnnnn
>>33868243But they are all married or old (60 years old and beyond) >>33868308False. They love me and would miss me if I ever kill myself
>>33868351Agreed, there are too many basic girls around and not enough flat, brown tomboys! >>33868347It's only the biggest thing ever
>>33868346Life
>>33868361It’s still worth it even if loneliness hurts like hell
>>33868360For people with no life
Do you think i'll ever get to touch a boob?27 khhv btw
>>33868367ye, but no more than that
Do you ever wish you were someone else? Who?
>>33868366Rude
>>33868367I hope you do >t. 21 khhv
>>33868371yeah, i wish i was white
>>33868374Why?
>>33868277https://www.glassesshop.com/face-shape/oblong?srsltid=AfmBOoocHQSbziUepB0f6748YG8wssXvJwUR1m8ylgBkQRQFTVRl0e8T
>>33868371My mom
>>33868194this way
>>33868374Cringe if mExtremely cringe if f
>>33868371I wish I was beautiful and got everything I want
>>33868377>>33868382cause women are only attracted to white men
>>33868365Is it though
>>33868383I also wish that for you
>>33868384Yeah because they are easy to manipulate
atoga goblin thread?
why is my neck warm all the time? is that normal?
>>33868385I think it is. The loneliness stops sometimes
>>33868384But other races breed mo
>>33868384That isn’t true.
>>33868390you have to redo your cable management
>constand debuff causes a permanent cycle of getting worselife is pretty gay isnt it
>>33868367Just ask a random acquaintance girl. It's very easy, like "nice boobs, let me try it?", it worked on my classmates when I was in high school.
>>33868400This makes mustard gas
>>33868383What could possibly be that ugly about anon, anyways?
>>33868398how do I do that? by getting kisses from a girl on my neck? (I hope so)
>>33868334oh no my kidneys are in danger...
>>33868399So that explains a lot about my grandma. Good think I actually want to be alone
>>33868372Give a shit about something else, respectfully
The heat today kind of ruined my day.I've always sweated way too fucking much, ever since I was a child really. Hate this shit.
>>33868399you can feel it shrinkign too
>>33868400It also worked for me in high school
>>33868408But I care about tomboys
If you care more about the life of a dog than a fellow human being, then you are mentally ill
>>33868418I’m definitely mentally ill, but it depends on the dog and the person
>>33868409I got to have lunch in the sunshine, and it was perfect. I have the most beautiful view of the city from my favorite spot next to this glorious tree. But today was a bummer for me because there was a homeless man wandering around who reminded me of a friend who passed away last year.
>>33868418Dogs are generally annoying, ugly, stinking, obnoxious little shits, but there are some humans I value lower than the average dog.
>>33868423Were they homeless too?
>>33868418Well I'm mentally ill then
>>33868418You really dislike dogs huh
>>33868391That sounds nice
I hate women.
>>33868431It is. I’m certainly less lonely rn
I want to cuddle with a nice woman and rub her back while she lies on top of me, is that too much to ask for?
>>33868425No
I don't hate women, I just want them to be as far as possible from me
>>33868439Then what is the connection?
>Just hear an American saying the word Iraq>Swear to god he was saying 'a rock'Kinda funny
>>33868443I’m surprised you heard that and not Eye Rack
>>33868441that is kind gay
>>33868448You think so? Meh, I usally wish I was gay
>>33868443A rack would be closer to what you think.
Black girls live on Hardmode, I apologise
my favorite band is bauhaus but I'm not goth, not that I don't want to be.I just wear black clothes all the time
The masculine urge to build a blanket fort for his gf
>>33868455I didn't know her name, but I've seen her pop up on twitch sometimes. She's super hot.That's all the input I have on this. Congrats to her I guess.
>>33868457I drove by a Bauhaus sign today.
>>33868455looks AI generated
I'm horny!
>>33868442Fuck off
>>33868461cool! :D wait bauhaus the band or the other bauhaus?
>>33868462The background wouldn’t look like that if it was. There’d be some sort of MC Escher-like hellscape back there instead
>>33868467What's wrong?
>>33868465you say that every day
>>33868458This with her favorite snacks, movies and wine is actually stellar date material. Kudos
>>33868468The company. lol
>>33868455idgiis this implying she had to settle? they seem about looksmatched
>>33868473I know, I wanna do it again so badly
>>33868476I think they are a cute couple
>>33868480That is a no.
My head is clear again, and I think I should stop drinking. I wrote so many cringe posts.
>>33868481Their kids will be brown though
>>33868485I wasn't here to read them anyway.
>>33868437I’m not
>>33868474lol, do you live in germany?
>>33868282>>33868301Thanks. I probably will go for 3 first, then 4 if 3 drifts away.Would planning on meeting girl 3 be a good idea. I will probably ask this question to her in about a month, if all goes well.
I really like harvest moon by neil young but romantic songs are suicide fuel to me :(
Would you rather have a gf who is quiet, and also doesn't know how to be fun, or how to have fun, or a gf who is a bit narcissistic, but really knows how to be fun and flirty and lights up a room?
>>33868487*Lighter
>>33868490I wrote that everything I need in life is sex and booze.
Is kingsephi the most attractive foid on earth right now?
>>33868476He genuinely looks like he has a developmental mental disorder, she looks way more attractive. Don't know if you're trying to ragebait but if you are gj lol.
>>33868501the second option because my ex was like that, wouldn't call her narcissistic though she was always putting herself down which made me really sad
Both genders How pissed off would you be if a girl said this to you? Would you seek vengeance?
>>33868492Bummer. You’ll get it eventually.
>>33868493No, I am currently on vacation (not in Germany either) and they have them here too apparently. I was coincidentally just recording a video while passing by.I swear I have seen Bauhaus all around the world. It's following me.
Black men live on hard mode when it comes to dating
>>33868483?
>>33868507I think you need to be more recognizable to be the most attractive foid.
>>33868501I want crazy sensitive gf. A lot of women lack sensitive part
>>33868455See what im saying. Even black girls prefer white men
>>33868524They generally don’t.
>>33868472Not every day, I don't think. Though it's certainly the case every day.
>>33868523a lot of us more sensitive ones do like to present a hard outer shell to not seem like a target (to mean people in general).
>>33868522Most women worship bella hadid for some reason when she isn't even natural
>>33868512MExcuse me, what?
Horses live on hardmode when it comes to dating, true story.
What is Genghis Khan was Jesus?
>>33868533>do like to present a hard outer shell to not seem like a targetI always fail on this. How can I change it?
>>33868541I get a little bit Genghis Khan!
I really really hate women.
Men, how would you feel if I told you the grip you were interested called another man daddy? Swallowed his cum and choked on his penis? Had sex with 2 guys raw as she screamed in ecstasy?
>>33868538You heard me. How mad would you be?
>>33868512I would blush probably
>>33868548Then I would wonder how my hand's grip did all that without me noticing it.
Good night, atoga. I will hate women forever and ever.
>>33868548Men, how would you feel if I told you the girl you were interested in called another man daddy? Swallowed his cum and choked on his penis? Had sex with 2 guys raw as she screamed in ecstasy?***Fixed.
>>33868515it's a sign (excuse the pun) that you should listen to their whole discography
>>33868542You don't. If you try, it will be forced and cringe. You just have to wait until you're so broken down that you couldn't be friendly and normal even if you tried.
>>33868557YOU??!
>>33868557Don't care if I got laid
Gender You must choose one and only one, all others will be set as low as possible: Appearance, Personality, Sex skills, Money.
>>33868542male or female? because if you're male i probably can't give advice, men come across as "tougher" than me lol.
>>33868557I was never interested in you
>>33868565MMoney. Have a child then divorce and take the money running
>>33868533I mean sensitive as tasteful like poetess not over emotional (nothing wrong with that). I like when a girl can be let herself go
>>33868565if this is really a "choose the literal ugliest subhuman on earth or get abused everyday" situation, then i simply choose to kill myself instead lel.
im vomiting. sick
To womenIf you turn someone down because you only like them as a friend, how many times do they have to ask before you change your mind and date them? 2? 5? 10? 50?
>>33868568>>33868573
>>33868565MPersonality. I don’t care about being rich or hot. I would rather have fun with friends.
>>33868571ohh i see, for me sensitive is someone who gets hurt more easily than others and thus wants to protect themselves, feeling intense emotions but not necessarily acting on them .
>>33868557why did you do that?
>>33868558I swear I had talked with somebody on here before about them in passing...I still only know Bela Lugosi's dead though, because of the Chvrches cover.
>>33868575Hard to say. At least around 60 times. Probably more though.
>>33868575A question only ugly simps would think to ask, you know the answer anon.
>>33868569>M>Have a child then divorce and take the money runningThis scheme only works for F.
>>33868549I don't get it>>33868560Oh, that sounds horrible. Too bad since I try to be friendly with anyone>>33868566>men come across as "tougher" than me lol.Male and wtf?
>>33868588>he doesn't know what testosterone is or the physical differences between men and women
>>33868584:(((((
>>33868586I actually don't.
>>33868583that was me actually! unless there's some other anon here that likes bauhaus too.some of their songs are very experimental but I like weird stuff like that. this is one of their more normal songshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lVxjr6BH1I
>>33868573I have a 39-40c fever, girls will never understand how bad it feels to be a man with a high fever
i want to end you
>>33868584One million billion times, you say? So you’re saying there’s a chance?
>The masculine desire to poorly take care of sick foids and then be annoyed when the paltry effort isn't rewarded after the fact with the utmost praise.
>>33868590E? I am not ''tougher'' than women
>>33868596Why?
>>33868513And when I never do
>>33868575You can rape her at this point. She received your down payment but has not provided the service, so rape would be justified imho.
>>33868598I believe I wrote that post about an innocuous blanket fort date
>>33868593I might be mixing it up with talking to a femanon who likes masks (no not JH) and she sent me some music videos.My mind is mush today, sorry...They don't happen to have any German speaking songs? It'd fot the name.That's a nice song.
>>33868594And I do mean it I feel like dying.... This is why men with gfs live longer
>>33868604I meant you’d get a reprieve from someone else eventually, if that wasn’t clear.I think you just haven’t met whoever that is yet.
During August and September I aggressively scrubbed inside my butthole every day using a loofah. This is apparently bad. The loofah is around 10 years old which I guess is bad too. I was also using a body wash with harsh chemicals. That's also bad. I stopped around a month ago because my anus was in agonizing pain. I am slowly recovering. AMA.
I am a dumb himboDo women who want a man only for affection+loyalty+looks/sex (with okay parenting skills I guess) exist? No I don't have any creativity or deep thoughts
I’m both surprised and not at how many coke addicts I work with
>>33868610oh so there is someone else here that likes bauhaus! mask is my favorite song from them actually! also didn't know jh liked it either. but no they don't have any german songs
>>33868618How do you look?
>>33868619Restaurant, bar or office
Girls, why do you like being sexually degraded by someone you love?
>>33868619coca-cola?
>>33868624Warehouse>>33868626If only
>>33868620>mask is my favorite song from them actually! also didn't know jh liked it either.I meant masks as in wearing actual masks. lolThat femanon sent me some kind of extreme music videos where the guys were wearing masks and she founs that hot.The coincidence they also have a song called Masks, bruh...
Why do fat women disgust me so fucking much?
gender, thoughts on this post?>>33868613
Foids,Why won't you approach me?
>>33868635Mtldr
>>33868636That's your job.
>women want to fuck Chad and will settle for men in absence of him>men want to fuck autistic girlfailure qts and will settle for women in absence of herthat's it, that's all there is to it. We can close the thread now. No point in further discussion.Femanon will have to clean up and get the lights, agreed?
>>33868629I'm sure af they have coke orgies
>>33868640>good women are only good because bad women are bad>synthetic robo-wives are cringe and bitchmade because they bypass that duality
>>33868642>Hey, you're cute; would you like to->POLICE, THIS CREEP IS TRYING TO RAPE ME, RAAAAPE HEEEELP
>>33868643I want to fuck everyone, autistic girlfailures, women, femanons, chads, even (You)
>>33868645Thanks for making it clear it was not worth reading.
>>33868647this has never happened in the history of humanity
>>33868647This only happens on the internet lol
What percentage of women have a body like this?
>>33868630oh lol! sorry for the confusion. I wonder if she likes the movie eyes wide shut... anyway this is the song in case you're curios https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdTKmBJ6GoQ
>>33868652Naturally or post surgery?
>>33868633that should be everyone's reaction desu
Any femanons horny rn?
>>33868643But women scare me and I try to keep them away
>>33868652not a fan of huge boobs but that sweater makes them look very comfortable
Let me guess, women want sex, but not with me?I knew it. It's over.
>>33868659Women don't even know what it's like to be horny.
>>33868655Naturally. She's natural.
>>33868662>huge boobsThe problem with huge boobs they're either extremely saggy or fake
I hate that the ends of my hair curls up it doesn't look nearly as cool as picrel
>>33868668I myself prefer small boobs or flat chested women but that sweater makes big boobs look nice
>>33868653Man, that's intense and serious. It reminds me a bit of Massive Attack in that regard.What does this song or their music in general cause in you? Is it relaxing, joyful or more like causing you to be intense too?
how come small boobs are good and cute, but small dicks are categorically disgusting?
Foids, when I pee in the urinal should I be just bussines take my dick out and pee or should I live in the moment and take my balls out too to let them get fresh air?I need to know your thoughts on this.
>>33868671Are they C cups or D cups?
I LIKE WOMEN WHO SMOKE
I like women who beat their boyfriends
>>33868671>flat chestedIt is also sad. I had sex with both men and women and flatties somewhere in between. And I'm not gay.
it's all me experiencing myselfinfinite regressionhello fellow me's!
>>33868548>>33868557Thanks for the information, Im no longer interested in that girl
>>33868669My hair looked just like this when I was around 13 to 16
Women,what's the point of the belt over dress thingThe dress is being held up by your shoulders, the belt isn't holding anything hereIs it just for fashion?
sex with men, who are>over 6'2">strikingly handsome>funny>built like a surfer or swimmer>in possession of a big dickthat's all I ask for.
>>33868691I will take your bait and proceed to kms now
>>33868691shouldn't be hard if you are hot
The fuck is this sudden random single post spam...
sex with women who>like me>respect me>believe in methat's all I ask for. I've been celibate for years
>>33868689Belts cinch your figure.
>>33868548Today?
>>33868689NAGIt's obviously fucking hot, you retard.
>>33868698this one is hard, sorry
>I think you're cute, mind if->I HAVE A BOYFRIENDI will personally put razor wire in the soggy ahh onions infused cereal of every woman that complains aboutA) ai robo waifusB) men not approaching them
Women, is punk dead?
>33868697>WHY ARE PEOPLE EXPRESSING THEMSELVES, I WANT (YOU)s AHHHHH
>>33868703changed the goalpost already?
What do you value most in a man? What are the right questions that he should be asking?
>>33868674I find it calming personally, not trying to be a try hard or anything it genuinely makes me feel that way.don't know how their music in general makes me feel, it depends on the song.
>>33868675that's just life anon.>>33868677both are acceptable (flat is also acceptable) >>33868683YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!! flat women are perfect and god's gift to us men.
what will be the consequences of outsourcing childbirth to artificial wombs?Realistically, how will that change social dynamics?How will bringing in the bottom 60% of men who would've otherwise died childless into the gene pool affect our society?
Anyone had to watch the movie "God's Not Dead" with their youth group and had to send the text to family and friends?
>>33868679me too, would love to have a smoke with a woman while we watch the sunrise at a cemetery (after having sex on top of a grave of course) >>33868688mine kinda looks like a woman's haircut. it's very unfortunate
>>33868713Male here. I don't know, I don't want children nor care
>>33868685hey me! meet the real me!
>>33868679It's unhealthy and makes their teeth ugly and boobs saggyRobot girls smoking is fine though
>>33868702PainI seriously haven't met any women I liked in like five years
>>33868675Fbecause small boobs/flat chests look cute and small and feminine. Small dicks do not do the same for men. It's all about aesthetics.On a real note, men, at least in my opinion, are supposed to look at least a little bit intimidating. Not enough to induce genuine fear, but enough to make you have the sobering realization that if he wanted to he could just rape you, or even kill you right then and there.And looking at a small dick does not elicit that reaction whatsoever.
>>33868714You just gave me an awful flashback thanks anon
>>33868714I had stopped going to church by then, but I watched the movie with some friends one night for a laugh.
>>33868642How is it my job?Explain.
>>33868713Fif that means men will stop talking to me then sure, whatever, fuck a piece of plastic for all I care.
>>33868712>YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!! flat women are perfect and god's gift to us men.Nah, I will still fuck her, but flat or small chest give insane ick.
>>33868730Men with initiative are hot.If you don't show initiative, you're not attractive and will be dismissed.
>>33868734but you only want tall big dick men anyway, whats the point in trying
This virgin USB-C plug is so tight..
>>33868734Women with initiative are also hot.I am not attracted to you if you don't show initiative either.Wayyy too many women are just passive.
>>33868734>Men with initiative are hot.Yes and no. Seems to depend on who you ask
>>33868244me if i locked tf inalso what's wrong with the smokes (i know it's obvious but i wanna hear your thoughts)
>>33868736There is not a lot of those around you need to exploit that
Blondes, what's it like being so approachable? I can't talk to the brunettes because they're so pretty it's overwhelming.
>>33868744Real
>>33868315no, it would basically be like purging
>>33868740ok, you're allowed to like what you like. Nothing is stopping you from waiting for assertive women to approach you, see how that works out for you.
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>>33868749Doesn't explain why it's supposedly "my job".Like, what would even make it so?
>>33868194>Which way?Tomboy, of course.
>>33868704all i know is that pop music's not gonna die, it just has no direction
>another thread of anons not understanding basic game theory and intersexual power dynamicsDon't you learn all that shit in high school?
>>33868754who learns game theory in high school
>>33868751It's not your job. You're free to wait for women to approach you.It BECOMES your job once you realize that that's not how the sexual market works.
Ever since that guy made that one video, i can't plug in a USB without hearing "Mark Zuckerberg" anymore
>>33868659not anymore
>>33868756It’s takes self awareness and exposure to women to understand higher levels of power dynamics, something incels do not possess
>>33868733>Nah, I will still fuck her, but flat or small chest give insane ick.blasphemy!
>>33868759The truth was supposed to set you free
>>33868740This. Women should understand that no one wants waities. I would totally go with a crazy fun bitch who will jump on me than with another boring nobody waiting for her entertainment.
>>33868759which video??
Too browbeaten and beleaguered to be horny atm.
>>33868758Women approach me because I’m hot, I live on easy mode>>33868765>actively wanting to get pegged
>>33868756Everyone? Unless you've purposefully avoided contact with ALL of your classmates and went out of your way to not pay attention to any of the relationships forming and evolving around you, you'd pick up on social dynamics pretty quickly and realize that human attraction is neither fair, nor moral and entirely dictated by economics and emotions.
>>33868739you're saying it like it's about to be followed up with a word that starts with u and ends with h, accompanied with several certIn emojis
If a man went through several years of gooning to porn is the sexual relationship doomed?It just pisses me off and makes me jealous to imagine him jerking off for hours to porn. Even if I also suffered with porn brainrot in my youth. I don't want to get angry at him during sex because of these images in my head.Are there men who genuinely prefer their gf to porn?
>>33868768>actively wanting to get peggedActually no, but sometimes yes, it depends on the phase of my mental illness and now I'm in dom mode.
>>33868764its a curse>>33868766https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ii7afGJAutQ
>>33868768>Women approach me because I’m hot, I live on easy modea larping namefag, why am I not surprised?
>>33868767Go to another board Indian spammer >>>/r9k/
>>33868772Have you told your bf this
>>33868772This is such a retarded thing to be upset over.
State genderWhat so you think of picrel?
>>33868774this is so fucking funny, now i'll remember this whenever i hear that sound
>>33868708Bumping my question, I would like an answer to this. I do not know if there are any "right" questions to ask, really.
>>33868772>Are there men who genuinely prefer their gf to porn?I'm single right now but always did. Last time, I turned to porn when the bedroom died three years in and regret doing so; that was pretty pathetic of me.
why are men so cringe about body counts?Are you really THAT insecure?
>>33868761Ovulation over?
>>33868769I wouldn't call that learning game theory but ok
>>33868780fake and gay
Men, why do you have such high standards for women these days?
>>33868780Makes me well up with genuine pathos at how cruel life can be to well-meaning peopleVery relatable even as a man.
>>33868785>Are you really THAT insecure?yeah
>>33868780Ffat asf>>33868786probably soon
>>33868780FI see what the images are, but I literally don't understand what the point trying to be made is.
>>33868780evil image
>>33868785I want a high body count gf
Women, why wouldn't you want a bf to eat your pussy and tongue nurse your clit?
>>33868785From what I can tell many femanons don't like it either.
>>33868771More like a word that starts with P and ends with P and is PLAP
>>33868787what would you call it then?
>>33868797The girl in the first two panels grew up to become the woman in the last two panels.As a child, she yearned for love.As an adult, she settled for sex.
>>33868796>probably soonWhy aren't you horny if you're still ovulating?
>>33868791Standards haven't fallen, ugliness has risen over decades.And by ugliness I mean fatness.
>>33868772I don’t watch porn because I’m not a subhuman mindbroken schizo
>>33868801I am insecure about the way it looks, smells, tastes etc.
>>33868791>why do you have such high standards for women these daysI don't I literally date any woman who asks me out>>33868785idgaf about body count lol>>33868780what am I looking at here>>33868774>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ii7afGJAutQlmao this shit hilarious
women, would you date a man who never exposed his vulnerabilities to you?
>>33868791I think this is an american problem
getting pegged by a blonde chick later tonight.Get on my level.
>>33868791>reeeee why don’t you want bottom of the barrel leftover women do your job men step up
>>33868785why are her lips like that
>>33868815It's an American propaganda problem, specifically. The news media here has always been insanely manipulative and bad like this
>>33868691And non white?
>>33868791It's the internet, innit. Global connectivity. People see what's out there, or just attractive projections of what could be, and a normal average human bean does not measure up to what you have trained your mind on. Dreaming about.I don't believe this is a uniquely gendered issue.
>>33868817Enjoy resetting your router
>>33868817I think I'll stay on mine, where my butthole is safe
>>33868809it's not like i'm going to be horny all the time 24/7>>33868803u wanna plap that usb-c?
>>33868820Some of us can afford better things in life
>>33868756>who learns game theory in high schoolI did in the stats 3 module in A level maths>>33868739I USB-C what you did there>>33868703either she has a bf or isn't interested so why d does it matter? a bit arrogant to assume people will be interested in you>>33868642>That's your jobthank u next
>>33868811>I’m not a subhuman mindbroken schizo>namefag on 4chanI laughed so fucking hard for a minute straight I nearly choked myself.
How does it feel knowing that white women are willing to peg me, and not you?Not everyone can slam with the best I guess.
What would you do if you discovered your boyfriends onahole? How would it make you feel?
>>33868647>Man: "what's going on with you?>Woman: "by the nine divines! Assault! Assault!
>>33868812But what if he's obsessed with your looks, smell and taste (and noise and visible squirms you make)?
WomenDo you think it's ok for a man to use essential oil in his hair? It's supposedly good for the hair and I think it smells nice, but it does make the hair look... well, oily.
>>33868833I would be surprised I have a bf.
>>33868629>Warehousewhy are you surprised at being surrounded by addicts kekwhen I worked in a warehouse I was probably only sober like 20% of the time>>33868565M, appearance > money > sex skills > personalityI tried dating for personality and she still dumped me so idc anymore
>>33868805just living and socializing
>>33868830At least I can speak English!
>>33868814yes
>>33868812Let your bf slowly eat away at it.
>>33868839The trick is to get forklift certified so you don’t have to interact with them
>>33868501the latter bc I'm introverted so it balances out nicely >>33868476>they seem about looksmatchednah bro is punching hard
>>33868837i have a sensitive nose + the hair's gonna look greasy as hell, so not really...
>>33868833I'm going to piggyback off of your post to also ask women:would you think less of me for having the fetish this image caters to
men, why can't you be him?
"ENTJ" is actually an INFJ
For non virign women who had sex with a virgin man:What do virgins men do during their first compared to non virgins men?
>>33868849I want to remain human, not become half plastic.
>>33868317Scared of commitment I'm guessing. Need more info on her.
I don't think I have "high standards" look wise. Like is this girl an 8? I'd love a thicc chubby girl like that, huge tits and chunky. Is this having "high standards?"
>>33868849life begins at 6'
>>33868812What do you dislike about it? Does it look weird, and smell/taste like dead fish? I think the last 2 mean there's some microbe growing you gotta kill
>>33868849I have unresolved trauma with makeup
>>33868849I'm too old
>>33868848Liking butts is not a fetish
>>33868778He knows I'm insecure and he stopped porn on his own (or reduced it so much that I don't notice, which makes me angry to think about but if it never impacts us I guess it's okay). I am pretty high libido and a "giver" so he's not left blue-balled.But the intrusive thoughts, no I haven't mentioned.>>33868779I heard about porn-induced dead bedroom and developed a phobia ever since. It may be retarded but it makes me feel doomed. I'm decent looking but I can't compete with infinite porn stars with bleached vaginas and diverse body types and races.>>33868784What caused it? I'm sorry that happened to you...
>>33868367yes I believe in ya anon>>33868278wtf there's a Manchester in America?>>33868244kagamin a cute
>find out talking phase is blasting amphetamines just to get by on a day-to-day basis>immediately feel the need to cut contact and give up on relationship entirely Adderall and SSRI cultists have killed the dating pool.
>>33868856your standards arent very high
>>33868833>big ass asian womenGod why is this world so cruel??
>>33868785moid handsbut 2bh the way women get so hostile over the question is pretty amusing, like they know a high body count is bad but can't admit it so they go full scorched earth 'i bet you are insecure and a racist chud shut up i wasnt sleeping with you anyways'
>>33868864if you have a shitty job SSRIs might be the only way of doing it
>>33868861I didn't want to go into full lewd detail but the fetish is being able to see a woman's panties through the back of her clothing
>>33868852get tricked into getting pegged
>>33868849I really dislike his face. It looks absolutely awful like plastic. He's prob like a couple inches taller than me but not too far off since he ain't 6 ft, and I got his skin and hair. He also works out and I'm not ready to eat that much chicken and eggs yet.
>>33868849Im lazy and I dont work out, I do other things that interest me, they dont stop me from working out but I just dont feel like emptying the tank.I also dont have money for plastic surgery.
>>33868194dunno who these people are but top left looks is a babe>>33868850INFJ gang>>33868849bc I'm not Asian>>33868845based lolforklift certification is unironically well worth it if you stay in the warehouse industry, a lot of companies will also pay for your certification>>33868808>As a child, she yearned for love.>As an adult, she settled for sex.well that's sad
>>33868856Is this a woman you like?She's cute. As an ex-chubby, chubby girls don't get huge amounts of attention but are either evil about it or are angels. If I were a man I'd love them too though, I get it.
>>33868870>tfw I'm not allowed to take SSRIs anymore because they trigger my maniayo can anyone hook me up jk
>>33868853Why not? Being human is boring, and I'll get any surgery I have money for to enhance myself.
>>33868833I'd think it's sort of hot, but I'd also be upset he was hiding it from me when I'm very honest about at least owning SOME dildos.
>>33868833I would be too shy and awkward to bring it up. I don't have a problem, but I wouldn't want a confrontation over it if he thought I was snooping or was going to nag about it or anything like that.
>>33868864you like depressed femanons?
>>33868847:( I should just shave it off.
>4chan pass jeet spammer got banned Ah yes justice is served
>Need to write a "Reason for application" to a jobI've been sitting here for hours trying to figure out what to write. Why is this so difficult?
*licks your eye ball*
>>33868742Cute. They're just not good for you.I could still date a smoker if I liked her enough, though, and it's not like I'd call off a first date over it or anything. I used to smoke myself.
>>33868885the british trash is still spamming his mass replies though
>>33868575I'd just stop being friends with you because you clearly cannot be a friend.
>>33868884i didn't mean to hurt you in any way, anon...
Women why dont you lick scrotums?
>>33868876>well that's sadSuper sad, that picture bums me the fuck out
These hoes aint shit
>>33868885What posses Indian men to spam posts on 4chan?
>>33868883I don't like people who routinely worship pharmacological science as some sort of beacon of hope and infallibility, which the ADHD types and SSRI addicts both routinely do. Their obsession with "therapy" is also unbearable. Just revolting people blaming their problems on made-up illnesses when they're almost always either dumb or lazy or delusional. Usually a mix of the three.
>>33868621My sister told me her friends compared me robert pattison
>>33868899its narcissism which is not a race thing
>>33868885>thread immediately dies Mmm suss
because of my weight loss my ass has become a bit boney and now it hurts to sit on pretty much anything
>>33868557>Men, how would you feel if I told you the girl you were interested in called another man daddy? Swallowed his cum and choked on his penis? Had sex with 2 guys raw as she screamed in ecstasy?The past is the past
>>33868886Because it's frowned upon to just be honest and say "I don't want to work here, I just want money".
>>33868856Your standards are basically non existent. You should value yourself more.
>>33868900>he ADHD types and SSRI addicts both routinely doeh I'm diagnosed ADHD and I don't take the meds, the side effects are shit and they zapped my creativity, even if I became more normie in the process and stopped being late for work
>>33868872What if I used to tease my fujoshi friend she is coward because she doesnt have the balls peg me?
>>33868900people worship it????
M or FWhat do you consider some humiliation rituals about modern life?
>>33868886>"Reason for application" to a jobI just say I need money lolor want to "expand on my skillset and experience" or some bs
Now that mizkif is a confirmed rapist, who is the next most obviously rapist streamer that will inexplicably take years to be outed?
>>33868900>dumb or lazy or delusional>mix of the threeI see my reputation proceeds me
>>33868902F. I will never date an Indian man regardless
>>33868905PLAP
women do you want your boobs worshiped?
Being a man is hard.
State gender, how flat is your stomach?
>>33868918anon...I'm a man
>>33868920just like my dick
>>33868849Because he is already him. Why can't you be satisfied with that?
>>33868912MGroup interviews and compulsory workplace recreational activities.>>33868921Not very. I need to lose 20 pounds.
>>33868900I think the problems are real but I agree that the solutions provided are useless
>33868194>33868345Women, why aren't you an angsty, charismatic tomboy?
>>33868921MI need to lose 20 pounds
>>33868921M. It isn't.
>>33868900You're a really stupid person. Not a single trace of intelligent or lucid thought, just pure idiocy.
>>33868921Small belly but my abs are my most developed muscles there too
>>33868734I thought women also liked men who ''seemed like an abandoned puppy'' >>33868780MIf I never gave up and wasn't afraid of women, I would really like to date a fat woman>>33868785I don't care about body counts>>33868791I don't have any standards lol
>>33868921Fi think it's as flat as it can get
>>33868864SSRI are for helping me be a productive member of society.
I need a BPD gf, I could cure her with my love, affection and dick. Where other lesser men have failed due to lack of will I'll succeed. I'd cure her, wife her and give her a happy family, we would settle down at a farmAm I retarded
do femanons really?
>>33868936Hawt
>>33868911Try talking to one of these people about their condition. They'll blither on for ages with this pre-prepared script of victimization, zero-agency, no responsibility rhetoric about how not being able to hecking focus made them a total loser ;^(((( and how its not their fault they break up with people for no reason because they are hecking depressed. It's the same shit every single time with these absolute fucking LOSERS. I work with one so Im seething extra hard after hearing this when we actually needed to work but still. Holy fuck man. >>33868928They're real in the sense that everyone struggles to focus and not everyone is intelligent, I agree.>>33868933Emotional response yet zero argument against what I said at all. Go cry to your shrink about it, faggot.
>>33868921Mnot very flat, I'm only losing fat on my arms and legs but not my stomach >:( not as much at least, I was way fatter earlier this year
>>33868940
>>33868939>Am I retardedExtremely. She'll also abuse your kids, who will also have cluster b genes.
>>33868939MMaybe not retarded, but you have no idea what you're asking for. You think you do, but you don't.You can't look for a relationship with that kind of woman and delude yourself that you can fix her. She's always going to have that personality disorder.
>>33868886Well, what ARE the reasons you chose to apply to that particular job?Obviously the real answer is "because I need the money" but that goes without saying.
>>33868652Very little consideration her boobs are so big for her frame.
>>33868948She's cute
>>33868862>I heard about porn-induced dead bedroom and developed a phobia ever since. It may be retarded but it makes me feel doomed. I'm decent looking but I can't compete with infinite porn stars with bleached vaginas and diverse body types and races.As long as you are actively having sex with him and actually giving a damn, you don't have to worry about anything.
>>33868893I know. Thank you for your honest opinion.
>>33868940Is that a penis?
>>33868884correct
>>33868949Is it really genetic? How do BPD girls breed if they're crazy
>>33868942thanks! <3>>33868945ok good so i'm not like that
>>33868862>What caused it?Basically what this guy says >>33868955She just stopped giving a shit about me and then asked me if we could have an open relationship before I dumped her. I'm glad that relationship is far behind me now.
>>33868862>>33868772R-OCD
>>33868939I grew up with BPD women and most of the female colleagues from the volunteering I go also fit in that criteria. I am starting to believe Latinas have it when they born, anyway my point is: You don't want. Trust me, you don't, and you are retarded for wanting that
>>33868905You'll harden the fuck up. Also it's an excuse to sit less.
>>33868939>Am I retardedYes
>>33868957Mine, to be specific.
>>33868945I am glad that you had a nice struggle free life
>>33868965>I am starting to believe Latinas have it when they bornLmao
>>33868936Tight waisted?
Women what would you do if you had a penis for 20 seconds?
>>33868912Applying for the position as corporate whore.Being a corporate whore.
Women, what if a bf wants to lick your armpit, would you let him?
>>33868939I want another BPD gf so we can be terrible together <3I miss my ex so much I'm so fucking dead inside since she abandoned me
>>33868965> I am starting to believe Latinas have it when they bornOr their mothers do and then the daughters are fucked up in other ways.
>>33868894I do. I also huff them.
>>33868966the problem is that my job requires me to be sitting the whole time
Anybody else itt yearning?
>>33868886Why? Just ask AI
>>33868981I don't like this message
>>33868981only white ones tho
>>33868983
>>33868970>y-you just never struggled thats it!No. I just got past my struggles and took it upon myself to be a productive member of society instead of LARPing as a disabled person to shift blame off my mediocrity. Like an actual fucking adult. There are Guatemalans and Indians with no internet or electricity or clean water learning from outdated textbooks that end up becoming successful scientists and lawyers while you throw this never-ending pity party to avoid ACTUAL work.
>>33868967exposed armpits....
>>33868975Probably just take pictures, honestly.>>33868977I guess so.
>>33868960>Is it really genetic?It has genetic precursors that are activated via stressors in childhood.>How do BPD girls breed if they're crazyBecause of retards like us. Women are usually so passive in relationships that finding one that puts in a lot of effort (in the beginning) feels intoxicating to us.
>>33868985This message was fact checked and proven by true homo negroes.
>>33868979Now that you mention it, wow the only legacy my family has are the mommy issues. I wonder how my cousins are going to be fucked up because I gave up on love
>>33868921MI’m 6’5 185lbs, very flat
>>33868983yes
>>33868986Correct.
>>33868982What job is that?Get one of those inflatable sit rings or something maybe. But like I said, you'll get used to it.
>>33868983I was looking down a tall wall right into the crushing water below me a few days ago.I could feel the vertigo calling me.Often have to pull myself away from cliffs and stuff.
>>33868867>>33868856eh, I just like huge tits. As long as they don't have a fupa, or a big ass stomach, I think a bit of chubb looks good.I recently fucked a stick, A cups, and it was awful. >>33868878not, just a girl I saw from the window. They don't get attention? even if they had big tits and ass, despite being chubby?
>>33868989Did you really?
>>33868974i think kind of?
>>33868921M, still a bit of a belly but gotten flatter againlost weight again in general recently, need to make tighter holes in my belts kek
When I saw the girl I hooked up with licking her own pussy in bed, I nearly came on the spot, it was so hot. Now it's my new kink, and I will only date gymnasts.
>>33868994Well fuck me then, well said
>>33868997>M I’m 6’5Drop your discord so femanons can add (You)
>>33869002This looks like a female version of younger me.
>>33868987>>33868998>>33869001Let's all pray for each other in this time of need. Good god am I struggling over here.
>>33868991lickkk>>33868983I was kind of earlier but then remembered I'm too lazy to fix my life>>33869007was she a cat wtf
>>33868921MNot very, it bulges out. I'm skinnyfat I guess and don't exercise at all, but I also hear it might be a cortisol thing from stress (I work in emergency services, so little wonder).
>>33869005I wanna grip...
>>33869011only fit and hot guys get girls with height, heightpill is the most overrated shit men obsess over. if ur still ugly girls dont want you at all, facial attractiveness >>>>>> all t. knower
>>33869016if we were in the same room i'd let you try ot
>>33869011Hes a starcraft player
>>33869020I got a good grip though, it might be uncomfortable.
>>33868955Well then maybe we're safe. I love him and enjoy sex with him.>>33868962Oh that's diabolical. I understand feeling disappointed in yourself on a personal level with the porn, but she sounds awful. I'd be equally pissed if my bf did that.Hope you find someone nice, anon. You seem to mean well.>>33868964I knew I had this with being fixated on imagining him with his exes, hadn't recognized it following the same pattern. Fuck.
>posts start getting banned>thread deliberately becomes less hornier
Americanons, is this Latinx phenotype actually a thing there?
>>33869011I’m had enough atoga girlfriends for one lifetime
>>33869014>I was kind of earlier but then remembered I'm too lazy to fix my life
>>33869022all you're gonna do is grip for a bit anyway, right? ^-^
Guys do you think i was the one that turned JH bi?
>>33869029I can't promise what will happen if your tiny waist is too enticing.
>>33869023>Hope you find someone nice, anon. You seem to mean well.I'm trying and currently eating shit, but someday I'll stop eating shit
>>33869018>facial attractiveness >>>>>> allNTA. I average a 7/10 on both rate threads and AI, and I'm still a KHHV. If I were 6'5" I'd have a family by now.
>>33869033Yes
>>33869033Are you the blonde bimbo?
>>33869033Turning JH bi was a multi year effort with many contributers.
>>33869025I'm in arizona, and I haven't noticed it. I hardly see tomboys at all 2bh.
>>33869025The only consistent Latino phenotype is the monkey faced look the Central Americans have.
>>33869021Would get rekt by my 4 min BC rush
>>33869028idk what this gif signifies but real>>33869033she was in denial for a long time kek, I was telling her years ago she was bi when she called herself ""barsexual"" making out with her bestie at the bar...>>33869036>average a 7/10 on both rate threads and AI, and I'm still a KHHVthat's because of autism lol not bc of your face
>>33869034you're making me want to giggle
>>33869041How much more effort to turn her full sapphic?
All women are gay btw. "Straight" women are all comphet
>>33869025A girl like top left gave me the eyes the other day and I froze. She was wearing nike sporty clothes
>>33869013we're gonna make it anons (I hope)
>>33869045>that's because of autism lol not bc of your faceIt's because of my height. My face is okay. I also don't have autism.
>>33869047I'm a tall guy, so it'd probably look really hot if you stood in front of me.Wonder how long you keep giggling, or maybe you are just very ticklish.
men what are the odds this guy who's had a crush on me for half our lives(which intensified over the last few years as we became closer friends) truly has feelings for me and isn't just saying it? he's there for me and has made my life so much better so far, but he is "taken" but in an open relationship with his wife(it was her idea years ago)I like the wife she is my friend but idk how much she knows about us being together other than what I told her about him trying to be flirty with me and she called it cheating? he lives with me rn due to personal issues at the shared place he was at with other roommates they had. we were having sex the other day and he kept trying to kiss me before/during but I felt awkward and nervous as I feel kissing makes i more intimate and I wish I could open up his brain with how he truly feels. he's complained to me about his wife before and even she said he seemed miserable. I'm trying to help him have a better life by inviting him in but it's a dicey situation and I do feel some guilt about the cheating but he says he doesn't care. he's known of me longer than his wife.
>>33869025They must live in the same city where all the azn grrls with streaks of dyed hair live, because I've never seen them.
women, I really need a nursing handjob right now
>>33869050>All women are gay btw. "Straight" women are all comphetI think many women are bi, but I agree that "straight" women are comphet.
Would you rather die than let him go?
>>33869055i think i am quite ticklish, how tall btw?
I wish I loved a woman right now.
is there a way to tell if a girl is slutty, or degenerate by looks alone?I heard women can sense men's desperation and insecurity from miles away. Is there a female equivalent of that "negative aura" that women emit that I can train myself to pick up on and ignore those women?
>>33869001>>33869013>>33869053Will pray for you, anons.
>>33869018Height is overrated, but it’s not like the only thing that matters is facial attractiveness. I have a good face and know how to make it look model-level with makeup, but it’s still much harder to hook up at my average height than if I were tall.
>>33869054>It's because of my heightit's not because of your height lmao it's because of your personalityif you're good looking you can get attention from girls at any heightI'm barely 5'7" and most girls I dated asked me out
I love women.But once you realize that we are all one consciousness and that women are literally just your feminine energy, you realize there is no one to have sex with.They are all you.
One of the best dates I had was with an escort
>>33869064You can just sort of tell by appearance and their buying habits, that says a lot about a woman.
>>33869069based, how did it go?>>33869070>You can just sort of tell by appearanceeh maybe I'm just bad at detecting it but at least ime you can't really tell
>>33869062I am actually too and it has caused issues before, even when a doctor tries to check out my waist. lolYou are from the US, right? Then it's around 6'3.
>>33869067>it's not because of your height lmao it's because of your personalityI'm not as extroverted as you, QT, but I'm also not ENTJ tier insufferable.>if you're good looking you can get attention from girls at any height>I'm barely 5'7" and most girls I dated asked me outI'm several inches shorter.
>>33869065You better pray to Poseidon then.
>>33869066I guess my point was that bad height can be overcome even if its unfairly tough. Being an actual ogre looking motherfucker is sort of impossible to get over. It's like small breasts and small penises. They both cause insecurity, but there legitimately are guys out there that do not care about breasts or size at all whatsoever and even think flat girls are hotter. But there's no man or woman out there fetishizing small penis size, it just doesn't happen. I see height v.s. beauty similarly.
I think a cute little trans gf would be the perfect accessory to an otherwise cis het relationship.
>>33869069That's because she was faking interest
>>33869080>hetAnon
Why do so many men fantasize about having a relationship instead of taking initiative and actually getting one?
>>33869073lol.i'm like 5'5, you are pretty tall.
>>33869085I don't want to make women uncomfortable
>>33869085dating is expensive and cringe
>>33869085It is easier
>>33869085Most people are paralyzed by fear and discomfort
>>33869085I'm trying and no one will match my fucking freak
>>33869085Probably has to do with the 20 online dating messages sent and the only reply is from an unemployed obese woman
>>33869085Women don't want to date short non-white men. So i dont bother
>>33869056>an open relationship>her ideaSuicide fuel
>>33869085>Why do so many men fantasize about having a relationship instead of taking initiative and actually getting one?Don't tempt me. Women deserve better.
>>33869033That wasn't even me. No punctuation.
>>33869074>not as extroverted as you, QTI'm incredibly introverted, I can just act more sociable when the occasion calls for it (also through years of practice working customer service), it's uncomfortable but you can train yourself to come out of your shell>I'm several inches shorterHow tall?At the end of the day most girls just want someone taller than them, so just talk to the shortstacks lol>>33869085>instead of taking initiative and actually getting one?EffortAlso way too much to fix in my life first kek
>>33869094lol yeah that's a great one. My favorite.
>>33869085Because a lot of guys legitimately find romantic relationships uncomfortable. The nature of spilling emotions and talking about your feelings instinctively is repulsive and self-indulgent to many men.
>>33869056Chad strikes again, lol
Serious question, why do women think men are emotionally shallow and unavailable? Where on earth do they even get that idea from?
Why are so many modern men consumed by porn?Don't you know that it will erode your ability to form relationships with real women?
>>33869084>otherwiseAnon
>>33869056Just become a triad?
>>33869056wtf did i just read
>>33869103>Serious question, why do women think men are emotionally shallow and unavailable? Where on earth do they even get that idea from?We conceal our vulnerabilities from them so they won't judge us.
>>33869104Women gradually just became too annoying to deal with. Thanks to porn, I basically don't see them as something to put on a pedestal and just treat them about the same as I do random guys. Life is easier this way.
>>33869104No oversight. Millennials and Gen X have no idea how potent things are. Weed is a good allegory, when they talk about being potheads they were smoking 5% thc joints, nowadays you just casually vape 92% thc oil
>>33869085Women scare me and mostly this >>33869099 I don't want to lift
>>33869104picrel is pretty funny lol
My car feels bumpier today. It feels like I’m hit bumps sometimes where there are none. Idk if I’m imagining it or not.
>>33869087That's 165cm, which is quite average I'd say.But most women are small from my pov, so it doesn't matter much one way or another. Unless they are over 180cm (5'11?), I don't recognize woman's height.I have to go to bed now. Hopefully I dream of gripping your waist.Wish you a naughty dream of me too, good night.
>>33869104>Don't you know that it will erode your ability to form relationships with real women?Yeah, I don't think I was ever going to be cut out for that.
>>33869085>taking initiative and actually getting one?Tried that. Didn't work.Haven't met anyone who makes me want to try again.
>>33869104>Why are so many modern men consumed by porn?Because we've been exposed to it since we were 12 (at least for me as a millennial, I'm sure it's way earlier for zoomers)Unregulated access to the internet was a mistake, but I can't blame my parents. How were they supposed to know all this cutting edge shit would have drawbacks and that I'd go beyond the sandbox of neopets, gamefaqs, and videogame fansites?
what's with the sudden spike in WMAF relationships?Why do asian women all of a sudden want to date white guys so much? I see those types of couples everywhere now and even get looked at by asian girls longingly from time to time.What causes this?
>>33869104Won't having one night stands with dozens of men who don't care about her erode women's ability to form relationships with men who want a stable long term relationship?
femanons can I sniff your bed?
>>33869120I was there until recently. Just met another one and summarily got rejected. I'll keep trying to find someone but fuck me man.
I (this anon >>33869066) tried the AI, thought I could do better. Also, I’m older, but people always think I’m younger than my actual age. Anyway, not so bad, but being 5'8 is dragging me down.
>>33869123do women like vascular men because their arms look like giant dicks?
>>33869104Buddy I was getting molested, jerking it to videogame women with huge dicks and sticking stuff up my butt when I was 13. I've been fucked up since well before I understood long-term consequences or had any bodily autonomy.
>>33869104In my case Covid quarantine turn me into a porn/hentai addict but even if it that didn't happen >>33869112 this because even before the lockdown I didn't feel safe around women
>>33869124Yes, but you're not allowed to talk about that in polite society.
>ugh I'm such a loser>women would never date me>I'd rather not talk to them so they're not uncomfortable>relationships nowadays are so hard and I don't have what it takestell me you're white without telling me you're white.
>>33869118good night anon, if you see me again, you can tell me how it was like :3c
Women, would you let your boyfriend shave your pussy and ass, then he fucks you?
>>33869112the based gooner type
>>33869127>being 5'8 is dragging me down.How much further down do you wanna go?
>>33869127damn bro is chaddo you have a link kek>dragging me downno pun intended hehe
>>33869135That's quite racist of you, anon.
>>33869127>9/10If you were 6'3" you'd be unstoppable
>>33869104I know at least 50 pornstars, studios, artists etc by name and my ability to pair bond hasn't been harmed one bit.
>>33869135Sup goth girl, how old were you when your dad molested you?
>>33869135>tell me you're whiteyou'd be surprised at the amount of blacks, asians and hispanics on incel boards>>33869145>my ability to pair bond hasn't been harmed one bitsure thing buddy
>>33869074ENTJ is a turbo normie he has sex like everyday
I need friends with names and faces.
>>33869135Lucky guess
>>33869104>Why are so many modern men consumed by porn?because if you haven't had any sex/intimacy for a long time, it's just really hard to quit for longer than like, a week or two.>Don't you know that it will erode your ability to form relationships with real women?even if it does this, repairing the ability to form relationships with real women isn't even going to matter in the absence of sufficient opportunity to actually form those relationships. so, if you're not fortunate enough to be in a social environment where you can get a real relationship with relative ease (last chance at this for many people is college) it just gets more and more likely that you're going to relapse back into porn usageTL;DR if you're smart enough quit porn at college age, you're doing great. if you quit in your 30s with a job, you're likely to just fail and relapse
>>33869137Only if you do too.
>>33869135I believe that but I'm not white. I'm an argie
>>33869135Not white. Just curious, are you white?
>>33869145You've shared your wife though
>>33868801I would want this. He eats ass unasked but I have to request for him to eat my pussy so it just makes me feel meh :/
>>33869151This is Björn. He likes axe throwing and rugby.Enjoy.
>>33869112>Women gradually just became too annoying to deal withAs a dude, I understand what he means by this. But with that said, I'd say it's more people who get too close become too annoying to deal with. But stuff like a gf or a best friend or a close friend is a person you sort of deal with the annoyingness or the flaws, and you love them anyway.
>>33869154we'll see
>>33869161I am such a goofball for trying to meet people on 4chan.
>>33868814Nope
i just wanna know signs of how deep his feelings are for me, and how to get over the nervousness of kissing as i glitch out due to me perceiving it to be more "meaningful." they've tried for kids with no success and i'm also at an age where it matters if I do want to have kids and idk how to go about all of this but I do find him very sweet, funny an cute while also being very handy around the house. he's even spoiled my pet here at home since moving in >>33869096well i hope not, he's actually worried she may be if she finds out how he has feelings for me he even said "I love you" to me while cuddling me before bed. I've brought up the moral dilemma to him but one moment he's worried how she'll react and the next says he doesn't care and pursues me. he tells me i shouldn't feel guilty.>>33869102idk how to handle this situation?? he's definitely a geeky nerd type>>33869107i'm not sure how she would feel about it, she says she trusts me though. she even told me she has dreams of having sex with other people and they are the only good dreams lately. she's v cute too but I don't want her to hurt or hate me, she seemed a little upset by me telling on him from what i understand. i've never done poly style relationship before. >>33869110my blog slop asking for help
>>33869142I downloaded the first random face-analysis app on the store, this one’s called Beauty Scanner: Face Analyzer lol.
>>33869148I doubt that's her. Reads more like a /pol/ack making the argument that "only WM are concerned with offending women."
>>33869157Yes, which is why it's so disappointing seeing quite literally the most desirable and sought after race of men get mindbroken into being passive porn addicted cucks.
>>33869160>He eats ass unasked but I have to request for him to eat my pussy
>>33869164nta, do u like actually want to see them irl???
>>33868849I'm too lady amd don't want to work out or quit drinking
>>33868758Why is the sexual market like this? How did it come to this?
god I hate being around normies
>>33869135>>I'd rather not talk to them so they're not uncomfortableThis. Unironically this.
>>33869166>i'm not sure how she would feel about it, she says she trusts me though. she even told me she has dreams of having sex with other people and they are the only good dreams lately. she's v cute too but I don't want her to hurt or hate me, she seemed a little upset by me telling on him from what i understand. i've never done poly style relationship before.it seems like the only real solution. Anything else will just result in lingering doubt.
>>33868780MSAD!
gender,What does your room look like?How big is it? Are you good at decorating? Does it have good feng shui?
>>33869175Maybe, if I enjoyed chatting with them enough.
*hugs you* everything will be alright :)
>>33869160I would want this. He eats ass unasked but I have to request for him to eat my pussyThis is your fantasy or irl? Do you want to feel meh?
>>33869176>lazy*But...
>>33869186I don't see how.
>>33869177>Why is the sexual market like this? How did it come to this?NTA. The Cambrian period
>>33869041I wasn't "turned" bi. I was supported in exploring my feelings.
>>33868849I genuinely don't understand what is special about him? Is he tall? Looks like it but he's among asian women which are some of the shortest in the world so I'm not sure.
>>33869189me neither, if anything I'm the one that needs a hug
>>33869151What kinds of friends? Face would take more time to be comfortable
>>33869186Thanks
>>33868921MI am overweight but my stomach isn't where my fat is usually stored. It's kinda all around. But not as flat as I would want it ofc.
>>33869170>it's so disappointing seeing quite literally the most desirable and sought after race of men get mindbroken into being passive porn addicted cucksthe older I get, the more I think it's literally just luck whether or not you fall victim to demoralization. and once you're demoralized, how physically attractive you are ceases to matter - your expectations, self image is eroded to the point where you're unattractive no matter what. and the kicker is, I don't think anyone actually overcomes demoralization without luck, either
>>33869166>a geeky nerd typeGuess this means both chads and nerds are fucking cheaters
>>33868617M or F?
>>33869158>>33869149Watching porn is something men can stop doing at moments notice when they get a gf. It really is an non-issue, put your favourites on ice and when you wake up you can dig up that jar of coins just to find out that it's multiplied into a treasure trove with all new content
If you are a non-white male, consider this comment >>33869135Does this apply to you or no?
>>33869135I'm black actually...
>>33869194Women friends, and I'd be on the same page there. Just a name would make talking easier
>>33869183Fwtf am I looking at?In any case, I have a bunch of plushies and a black out curtain. That should tell you enough about me as a person.
>>33869179same>>33869183average british council estate house be like anyway I didn't have a room for the better part of a year so it's nice to have one again, it's lacking in decorations but it's clean and tidy
>>33869085clinical trial mentioned
*steals your breast milk*
>>33869183It's still clearly AI, but damn that's scary. If I wasn't paying attention I would've just bought that this was a set for a horror movie or something.
>>33868617wtf 0_0
Why would women hate men
So is it autistic to listen to an absolutely fire song on repeat until you get bored of it, or is that normal?
>>33869201Geeky nerd here. This is a lie! Please! Give me a-wait a moment, I already gave up
>>33869183M, also it's fairly big, I got a bed, wardrobe, chest of drawers, mirror, some shelves on the wall, and like a small antique commode I have my laptop on lol, and there's a decent bit of floor space. want to get an actual desk and chair at some point though>>33869208>wtf am I looking at?seems like an AI video lol
I love women but metaphysically speaking they are me so whenever I have sex I am literally fucking myself.
>>33869218That’s a hallmark of autism
>>33869218I do that, I do that with entire albums too actually, I am autistic though (I'm pretty sure)
Men, would you get limb lengthening surgery to make yourself dateable?
>>33869170Lol saar cope
when flatfoid and I have kids, they'll probably starve till they can eat solid food
>>33869225no I'm short and proud and have dated taller girls bc I'm not ugly
>>33869225Ew.
>>33869227they grow when they get pregnant
>>33869213Blizzard dev?
>>33869225WHAT THE FUCK!? HELL NO. Jesus christ...why?
>>33869225>>33869225>Men, would you get limb lengthening surgery to make yourself dateable?Yes, I'm saving up for it.
Thinking powerful thoughts with my mighty brain
>>33869225God no. I'd find it too cowardly, or at minimum antithetical to my beliefs
>>33869225we have to do this, meanwhile women get a quick snip and instantly get huge breasts with 0 side effects to attract menlife is so unfair
>>33869205>Does this apply to you or no?yes
>>33869218like other anon said could be autism/ADHD or similar, though I don't think it's that abnormal to do this kek, normies also joke about doing thisthis is also why I love techno which is an autistic genre imo, just repeating a groove over and over... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ao8HyZX3i5Y>>33869233>Jesus christ...why?insecure people do crazy things, like plastic surgery also >>33869234>saving up for itwhy not spend that on a psychiatrist or a cool new what
>>33869225>Now I'm the one that looks downBased king. Enduring so much pain to live his best life.
>>33869225If i had the money, yeah i probably would
>>33869181i'm just at a loss because he lives with me now which gives him more opportunity to try to get close with me :T how do I even go about this should I drip drop hints about opening it up or is he doing that with me? or even ask her about it but idk if it's my place to or should I check in with him? when he moved out they were going through a sort of break and he's still honestly sorting out his feelings about her is what he told me recently. they aren't as equal anymore he's gone so far as to label her as asexual-- lost passion maybe? he also mentions feeling used by her and he does everything like the chores, he tried doing something nice fo their anniversaryand allshe did was look up things she wanted him to buy for her. >>33869201thing is last time he was with another person she gave him the thumbs up if he has sex with another woman he was interested in and then when he mentioned he actually did so, she flipped out and called it cheating?
>>33869190Read my question again. I did not ask "WHEN"
>>33869241>insecure people do crazy things, like plastic surgery alsoThank god I am too broke to afford one of those
>>33869241>why not spend that on a psychiatristI have a psychiatrist.>or a cool new whatWatch?My phone tells the time.
>>33868833I'd definitely tease him about it. Then later on I might just let him go back and forth between me and the onahole heheh
>>33869225No.
Do mentally ill men deserve death by firing squad?
>>33868188Yes, for exactly 2 seconds before he loses interests, then I spill my spaghetti and walk away
>>33869251You wish.
>>33868837Only used minimally or in any case you can use oils to leave in before washing.
>>33869251I don't think listening to a good song on repeat means I should get shot...
>>33869251please put me out of my misery>>33869258that's not mental illness that's autism jk
>>33869252What are your interests?
>>33869251Change it to people and give specifics for diagnosis
>start seeing actually cute and interesting girl>has same interests in art and historical places as me>dates are going great>ghosts me out of nowherethis is actually the first time getting ghosted physically hurts
>>33869227You have the milk parts, just not the fatty jiggle parts. Your kids will be fine.
>>33869251But I stopped hating women! Now I just keep them a way from me! That's gotta be a big change, right?
>>33869264sorry to hear that dude ): it's not u it's her
>>33868612I don’t think I’ll ever meet him
>>33869241>insecure people do crazy thingsI’m not insecure, but I’ll get a hair transplant someday in the future. I still have enough hair and hide the lost spots with a good haircut, and I’m taking finasteride to stop further loss. But some areas are already dead, so I’ll transplant them eventually.
>>33869264If you date online, you'll get used to it and will hurt less and less
>>33869264That video sucks, men shouldn't be receptacles that exist to absorb your interests... That's extremely sad
>>33869264she block you?
>>33869271Have you been looking anywhere for him lately?
>>33869227Breast size does not demonstrate breastctissue density.
>>33869257I like to leave it in between washes to give it as much of a chance as possible to strengthen my hair.
>>33869280nah, just stopped responding mid convo
>>33868871Nta. No it's not that bad.
>>33869262I can't remember... I'm sure I used to have some, but now I find joy in nothing>inb4 "men don't care about that"Well they should, I don't deserve love until I have a personality
>>33869286Dose makes the poison. Too much of anything is a bad thing. And leaving oil in your hair can actually weaken it and make it brittle.
>>33868848>>33868871It's just liking butts and women's underwearIf anything, the only cringe part is categorising it as a "fetish" in the first place
Girls, would you date a man who got his dick sucked by a passable tranny once?
men, would you share a gf with another man if she asked you?
>>33869291>If anything, the only cringe part is categorising it as a "fetish" in the first placeI figured as much but wanted to know anyways. I didn't know if it would come across as truly fetishistic or not. I also love ZR, unsurprisingly
>>33869284aha, so the mammary lobes are the things that feel crunchy when a titty is squeezed hard enough
>>33869294No, her asking is enough to end the relationship
>>33869290How can I tell what appropriate dose is?
>>33869294I got the shudders from that, uck
>>33869295I mean, like anything, you can go overboard and forbid your gf to wear anything that hides panty lines, but I see your pointEverything is ok in moderationZR I would define as closer to a real fetish since it has a name and everything
>>33869170M or F?
>>33869251We deserve death by snu snu
>>33869289>inb4 "men don't care about that"We do care about that. I sure do.Cut yourself some slack. Try to revisit your old hobbies.
>>33869294No. That's a dealbreaker for me.
>>33869251can I get the guilliotine instead
>>33869294No, I'm an only child, so I never learned to share my toys with others.
>>33869201Women cheat more than men, keep coping and seething.
>>33869293m, how hot was she?
>>33869296Yes, not hard tumors but like firmer little lumps. More of those means more milk
>>33869296PLEASE do not permanently damage your milk production by squeezing your boobs this hard, anon.............
>>33868921F.I wear size s but not that flat, I get bloated too easily.
>>33869299There are countless videos of people trying to sell you their snake oil, where tell you how their natural remedy is actually the one that totally works. do you know how hair oil is supposed to be used you're not supposed to run around looking greasy it's not supposed to be that thick on your hair just go watch some tutorials on how to put it in and understand that it is to avoid dryness if you have never had dry hair it's not going to be as much of an issue consider it like skincare you may not need what someone who has an oily face needs and you may not need something that someone with dry skin needs.
>>33869259>>33869307If somebody offered to murder you IRL, would you say yes?
Women would you date Obito Uchiha?
>>33869167Just took a selfie, what a load of bollocks lol>>33869264Princess jellyfish core>>33869279>he doesn't want to hear a cute girl talk about fishGay ngl>>33869294>would you share a gf with another manNo that's hella gay
>>33869320>I wear size sNTAI thought you meant S-cup bras at first
men, would you date a woman who has had a harem before/ was gang banged?
>>33869328No
>>33869328Probably not, no. I doubt we'd have much in common.
>>33869328I tried but she wanted to continue hooking up
>>33869312Says who? We're all guilty. There are two men at my job who are both married, who both openly stare at female co-workers and make them uncomfortable, and have openly shared with the other male co-workers that if they got even half a chance they'd happily cheat on their wife, because "that's what men do. I can't help it if I'm designed to want women. That's not my fault if my biology says that I need to get as much pussy as possible."
>>33868921F, right now it's not because I ate a tonof popcorn>>33869318Gotta get every last drop out>>33869324I would never date an anime
>>33869322Now I'm more confused. Am I meant to listen to the snake oil mongers or am I not?
>>33869328She can have a harem of fellow women who are all under my thumb
>>33869294>>33869328Not trying to be a prude but, why do I think those two guys are gay and she's just the cover up girl?
>>33869170>quite literally the most desirable and sought after race of menI'm the left guy's height though.
>>33869325Qt confirmed qt
>>33869328Yes. It would make me feel uncomfortable, but I'm not THAT picky.
>>33868975Make hard, do helicopter, take pictures
>>33869323can I choose how I go?like a fist fight? I want to see how far my time in boxing takes meif its just an execution, then sure guilliotine
>>33869320Specify immediately what size S? Extra small old navy is maybe a size 5 or 6 in normal U.S. clothing sizing. A European size 4 is an American size 6. Asian clothing is its own different animal.What kind of small?
>>33869343>Make hard, do helicopter, take picturesYou can't helicopter when hard
>>33869339Did you know that "bisexual" is a thing?
>>33869345is your boner really this particular?
>>33869337Not exactly what I meant. What I meant is you will have people that are telling you you need to use as much as possible throughout the day, every day. But hair can be very unique to you. You need to find someone who can explain to you who actually needs to use it and how often you need to use it for your hair type. Do you even know your hair type?
>>33869328>>33869294Women, I wouldn't blame (You) for wanting to be her
>>33869325You won, king.
>>33868977Yes, wish my bf was more kinky about it.
>>33869351>wanting to be a white chickI'd have no idea what to do with myself
>>33869348NGL my family is hardcore Christian so they thought me that being bisexual was just gay but scared of admitting it.
>>33869346Maybe you cant with your tiny Vienna sausage.
>>33869344No, you will probably be shot.
>too sweet and not rough enough in bed>no second dateWhy do women do this to me
>>33869357nah, I dont want to get shotguilliotine or nothing
>>33869225Ironically it makes your legs weaker, so there will be later life problems. It looks like he's one of the ones that will be using those crutches for life too, which isn't uncommon for that dumbass surgery.
>>33869355Apparently not a damn thing about spelling and grammar,*taught
>>33869358Some of them are evil, just like some of us
>>33869323depends on the scenario desuhot blonde woman in nazi uniform shooting me against a wall then yes>>33869328I mean sure as long as she didn't want to do it again>>33869341uwu <3>>33869348>bisexualsounds hella gay ngl
>>33869358>fucking on the first dateBecause you're just a night of sex, not a long-term partner.
>>33869354Why?
>>33869343>do helicopter, take picturessurely you'd want a video of that for the 360>>33869353hot, have you asked him>>33869358>expecting a second date from a woman who does ONSthe last girl I slept over with also ghosted me after when I asked her on a datethese hoez ain't loyal>>33869354have you not seen White Chicks
>>33869349Now, this is just autism after shopping with women for so long. I have seen what they'll qualify as a small. If extra small in one brand is a size 6, not a size 4, then what does that say about their size small? It's actually a size 8 for chubbies.
In hindsight, I really shouldn't have dated that woman that insisted on sleeping with me on the first date.I didn't even bring a condom with me, and she begged me to in the middle of the date.
Women, I have a simple question:Do you like the male body?Is it generally nice to look at, and nice to hold?
>>33869245bump. we slept in the same bed and he ended up getting closer throughout the night to somehow having me in his arms?we talked about kid stuff the night before and when I mentioned about the races of my future hypothetical kids(i'm mixed) he jumped into bed next to me to get comfywhat is a triad relationship like any experienced anons here? would this be considered triad idk since idk how she feels about it and he still is thinking about how he feels about his wife atm
>>33869365Because I've never been one>>33869366>White ChicksI haven't, is it a documentary?>>33869368NTA but yes, this is why "I'm a size triple zero" is both a meme and not a memeBelieve me, we wish our clothes sizes made sense too
>>33869355More like greedy
>>33869264I know the feeling anon, sorry to hear that
>>33869372anon with all due respect why are you trying to get into a relationship with someone with a wife>>33869373>is it a documentarysomething like that>>33869370did you meet her on an app or something>>33869352last time someone posted one of these photo analyser things a picture of a baby won lmao
>>33869371In general? Yes, men hot. I like how they're man-shaped and feel like a man. Yummy.
>>33869378>did you meet her on an app or somethingNope, she was a longtime friend.I actually rejected her advances in high school but got with her after college. Huge mistake; worst years of my life
>>33868921Male Pretty flat, not perfectly flat.I've got a tiny thicker ring of cushion around my lower stomach. I gave up on visible abs in my twenties. At my skinniest, twenty pounds lighter, I've always had a touch of cushion on my belly. I don't mind keeping my water fat.Skinny isn't everything. Madonna is 67 and has the body of a man half that age.
>>33869364I don't think your feelings are real if we don't sleep on the first date
>>33868977It would take a bit of convincing, but I guess?I'd want to quiz him on what exactly he gets from it. Is it my armpit specifically, or just my sweat? etc.
>>33869350>you will have people that are telling you you need to use as much as possible throughout the day, every day.I just figured it made common sense. I apply what feels like a reasonable amount. Seems wasteful to just wash it out again after an hour. And I'd have to wash my hair every day.>Do you even know your hair type?I know it's very thin. The oil is actually more for my scalp, but I've noticed it helps against my hair getting tangled so much too.
before I got I'll just say that flat woman are perfect and deserve to be loved and they should love themselves
>>33869378idk if it is a relationship. to be honest he's been there for me for really hard times and has helped my family too. maybe i'm just lonely. but also she wanted it to be an open relationship? I mentioned downloading a dating app to him as i'm not sure where it's going, but idk if I should be dating rn or not and FOMO is setting in. i'm on 4chan cause i'm lonely rn
Women are so patient with our many paraphilias.
>>33869393I prefer the term "slender" but the thought is appreciated>>33869396We'd go insane if we didn't develop a tolerance to men's obsessive fetishes
>>33869393
>>33869381>worst years of my lifeRIP, sorry to hear it went badly>>33869387>my armpit specifically, or just my sweatboth, both is good...>>33869395aw, sounds like you have a nice relationship anyway but I'd just be careful getting into anything serious>>33869396>paraphiliaswhat does this word mean
>>33869398I'll use slender from now on
I ate garlic and onion paste, went to kiss my girlfriend only for her to push me off.Why tf are women like this? She's the one who made the dish.
>>33869398I can only assume so. Hi slender anon
>>33869401tfw no slender gf>>33869403>not brushing your teeth before kissing your gfbut why
>>33869355That's dumb. Makes no sense. Why would they be willing to accept that it's possible to be a boy who likes boys, but being a boy who likes boys and girls is inconceivable for some reason?
I wish I had a JH gf
>>33869363>depends on the scenario desuIt's a greasy fat bloke from Birmingham.
>>33869396Well, we can't really do anything about it.And to some degree, "I want to lick your ankles" is better than "ur so hot" because at least it's specific.
>>33869410>greasy fat bloke from BirminghamI'll 1v1 Danny G from Cheswick Birmingham and rip his bloody head off
>>33869409She'd disagree with that statement.
>Even if i happen to get a gf, she is going to assume i have a BBCWhy even bother?
>>33869414wait Smethwick I mean lmao, this place has brainrotted me>>33869418>she is going to assume i have a BBCI doubt that unless she's porn brainrottedyou could always just date a black girl who's presumably seen black pingas and knows the myth is bs
>>33869418>even if I get a bf, he's going to make up insane things and assume I believe themwhy bother
Need a psychological gf, a Sigmund Foid
>>33869409>>33869417It depends on the reason. I think there are aspects to me that are positive and desirable in a partner. But I also think there are things men fetishize about me that aren't good indicators of a good gf by themselves.
>>33869414>>33869422But then you'll still be alive.
>>33868939>Am I retardedAbsolutely fucking retarded.>I want a girl who is specifically broken in this particular way so that I can change her completely from that person into a different person and then I'll be with that person forever!If you want a broken girl, want the girl as she *is*! Don't seek out a girl with certain personality traits just because she's vulnerable enough that you think you can change those traits into what you want!>>33868978>I want another BPD gf so we can be terrible togetherYes.Terrible idea almost guaranteed to be doomed to disaster yet if you accept that, I am all for it and wish you the best of luck and happiness.
>>33869271Sorry about the shitty day, anon.
>>33869400ty fren, he is really nice. very thoughtful too, he remembers the little things. but at what point does it become serious? he already lives with me, and to me I was surprised by the kissing he kept trying to have while intimate and he can tell i'm nervous while attempting to with me. he's said i'm his best friend and i recall him once saying publicly online that he wouldn't let anyone try to break us apart(lowkey wonder if she saw that) it's been years since I was intimate with someone, last person I dated was very abusive. so i'm kind of rusty and dumb concerning all of this type of stuffs desu
>>33869427What are indicators of a good gf?
Women, select your dream man. Don't worry about face and personality, just imagine those to be perfect, whatever you want and see him as I do. We're only talking about his body.
>>33869433Respectful, supportive, honest, patient, understanding
>>33869427It’s your body
>>33869433clingy and not afraid to show it
>>33869429fuck I didn't consider that who is my next assassin then>>33869432>last person I dated was very abusiveI'm sorry to hear that anonanyways it sounds like you guys are close and he's a good friend. I guess it depends what you ultimately want out of this situation and if you think you can make it work (cause poly stuff can get messy)
>>33869439Doesn't sound like you. Well maybe the honest part.
>>33869427I personally look at it as you're just perfectly normal being 100% you positive and negative. It's what makes you who you are and if whoever it might be doesn't accept both then why should they have you?
>>33869433Fertile and submissive
stop liking evil women
>>33869339>why do I think those two guys are gayIt's the clean skin and possible makeup
>>33869438NAG but now I want to see the fatty with a perfect face.
>>33869433These >>33869439, >>33869441. But also I'm neat and motivated to maintain a nice household and engaging relationship. I'm also very vocal in general.>>33869440Oh, well that alone isn't a good reason to want someone as a partner.
>>33869438Tfw 9, it's over isn't it?
>>33869449Ok let me rephraseI want to fuck JH
>>33869444I'm touched.We need to all switch to shitposting before things get mushy.
>>33869438I'm 6 but probably nearing 2 if I don't fix my shit.
>>33869442>who is my next assassin thenYou don't get a next one. That was it. You blew it.So that answers that.
Men, select your dream woman's body. ONLY worry about body you can still reimagine face race personality etc
>>33869452There we go. That I can be happy with.
>>33869438I'm shaped like 6, I'm so forever alone.
>>33869438nag I(12) am so cooked
>>33869448Face is extremely subjective, especially to women.
>>338694591 through to 5 are the only ones I'd ever consider.
>>33869459Curvy.
>>33869433>keeps me in the loop of her life>cares about what's going on in my life>smiles when she sees me>thinks I'm funny or at least groan-inducing>wants to travel with me>can put up with a needy man with a lot of love to give
>>338694594-5
>>33869446>stop liking evil womenbut it's baddie season rn>>33869458>You blew itthat sounds hella gay>>33869438tfw 8>>33869459curvy, chubby and ""fat"" are the hottest ones here
>waa man are Chadsexual>why do you care about Chad so muchmeanwhile women...
WomenPost subjectively perfect moid faces.
>>33869459What this chart calls normal
>>33869461I dedicate my next jerk off to you
>>33869476I'll know if you lied. We can tell when a guy jerks thinking about us.
>>33869459Also that Normal is definitely not normal.
>>33869387Yes, girl liquids like sweat are good, girl smooth skin is good, and even slightly girl scented skin is good too. It's also sensitive to her so even better
>>33869473They think she's a slut by the way
>>33869479It’ll be within the next 3 hours
>>33869474Impossible.
>>338694595 pls
>>33869453Umm.... Ara, Ara UwU XD rawr wuvy wuvyIs that better?
>>33869475Wdym that IS normal.
>>33869403As a m, this would make me a lil sad
>>33869473>someone dressed weird in public>people lookwaman evil
>>33869484>They think she's a slutfor dressing like a flight attendant? lolthey're probably just confused why there's a camera man there while she's just standing on her phone in a busy area lol
>>33869473Tummy erotic
>>33869474
>>33869328Sure>>33869438Oh hey number 12 is me! Hello me!>>338694596 for marriage 7 for one-night sex
>>33869471Why are you being hella gay?
>>33869187This is irl :'). I'd want him to like both equally.
>>33869485It better.>>33869489I'm going to throw up.
>>33869496Literally me
>>338694593 and 5
>>33869473I dont understand? Aside from the old women, almost all the women they showed staring look pretty attractive themselves ??
>>33869492more like woman hyprocrite, but ok
>>33869490nta but I'd call that skinny (nothing wrong with it and still attractive), the "chubby" one is a normal weight>>33869496bro looks like my emo chad cousin
>>33869496Average upper class argie
>>33869442i've noticed he's put bought things like new flowers and other things like a candle for example called "romance/desire" too. he admitted to me his thing in the bedroom is worship. idk I want to hold his hand in public again but he works a lot. I wonder how the poly stuff would work out, especially since he lives with me now but still with our friend(his wife) sorta kinda. they are in a weird period rn because he was in a shitty situation before when with physically living with her. he said he needs more time to sort out his feelings. so I'm not rushing him. I noticed he joked about me like a mom a few times. he says I give him that energy. what do I look out for for messy poly stuff? where do I even start? he's spent a lot of time and effort honestly. I feel very vulnerable being so open with him about my past, he even carries a gun and set up cameras and I does make me feel safer since my ex showed psychotic stalking signs why do I get so nervous with kissing though :(
>>33869473That first chick looks like the Kirk shooter.
>>33869459this is anorexia bait at its finest. look how fucking disgusting the "skinny" and "boyish" ones look. and to call that body chubby when it's the same as curvy but a different angle of lighting, LOLsome retarded femanon puked over this post
>>33869474him
>>33869459I would 0 to 5
>>33869501Throw up in my mouth please.
>>33869514Literally me
>>33869490"normal" to me means average, and not someone who works out or really watches calories, that's how most women are, and a woman like that certainly wouldn't look like her
>>33869514Where do men like this live...
>>33869480Maybe in Amerilard land where "normal" is actually number six. Should they instead have just said standard? As in, that's what women should look like?
>>33869502>>33869506>>33869517>"omg he is literally me">"I look like him, it's crazy"
It’s so hard to date normalfags when your mind melted long ago after spending 20+ years on the internet.
>>338694593, but if she had 1 or 2's breasts and was kinda short.
>>33869508yeah def take your time with it if he does'nt want to rush eithersounds like you comfort each other a bitalso also fk your ex, hope bro is far away lol
>>33869519Europe
>>33869522Literally me but he has more hair
>I'll never be good enough for womenWhy did god create me?
>>33869516You guys have gross fetishes.
>>33869523I wish I was normal
>>3386945923489
>>33869527Country?
>>33869530Oh like you're one to talk...
>>33869519in my bedroom and computer room at my flat (slightly longer hair though)
>>33869514>>33869496And here I was naively believing that subjectivity would imply variation.
>>33869522lmfaoI just mean I have similar features but bro still hard mogs
>wait, wait>did you just say you browse /atoga/?>ummm, y'know I just remembered we have to be somewhere actually
What's the point of working hard if girls hate me??
>>33869438M, 14Who wnat me
>>33868256Where are you from? Broadly, that is. Not American I assume?I'd ask each of them what their goals are in dating. Are they dating for marriage? Are you? See who aligns with you the most.
>>33869522Literally me
>>33869510If they puked over it then yeah they are retarded. How come nobody has any problem with the male chart? How come that's not promoting anorexia or steroid use or binge eating? I think women are just extremely insecure little monsters who love getting fat because they love eating sugar and then they say it's not fair and that any woman who is "skinny" is just anorexic.
M or F with 0 friends and noone talk toHow do you cope?
>>33869529To move on and do other stuff that doesn't involve women
>>33869536Horsecock dildos are NOT gross. They're sterile.
>>33869533First one is Italy and the other guy is from Slovakia I think.
>>33869245I would definitely approach the wife if you guys are on good terms. He just seems wishy washy about what he wants & their relationship. Valid but he shouldn't be making moves on you this early on and seems to be disregarding how the wife would feel even if they're on a break/rethinking relationship. Think about if you really want a relationship with him or even a triad. I'd advice to read certain books & articles about poly relationships and if it'd be right for you.
>>33869540Beautiful, soulless whores
>>33869518Well in that case then average is number 6. The average United States female is 5'4" and 180lbs. Literally like half a point under obesity.
>>33869546MI spend too much time on 4chan.
>>33869522He looks good, if he slims down, shaves or waxes his facial hair, and uses a little bit of cosmetics, he'll slay.
imagine ashelin smoking a cig and giving u head
>>33869540lmaoo>picrelI feel like I saw these women as a teenager on some NSFW websites...>>33869541work hard for yourself breheither on stuff that's meaningful/rewarding to you or for material gain/security
>>33869548How often do you wash them after use?
>>33869514What's the point of living as a man if you don't look like that
>>33869521Normal is skinny and Skinny is skeleton. Chubby is normal and Fat is chubby.
>>33869558During before or after?
>>33869418is it actually small? I really don't think she'll care if you're average bro porn hasn't rotted womens' brains the way it has mens. Obviously if you're an actual, unironic sub-4incher then yeah your life is fucking ruined sexually but that has nothing to do with your race, that applies to all men.
>>33869546>0 friendsHow I like itNo cope neededCats are plenty of company>>33869557>if he changes his entire appearance he'll slayhe has nice eyes tho
>>33869547why make me a male then?
>>338694591-5 is superb. 0 might have health issues, but eating a little can turn her to a 2-4.The whole thing is sorta flawed since their boobs are all different. That makes a huge difference since their proportion to their body doesn't depend on body type necessarily. 2-3 with flat boobs would still be fucking amazing, 4-5 would not be as great without big tits. I don't love 1's bikini on her body, it's overall not a great pic.With all this said, I'll pick 3 as best, with 2 and 4 fighting for second place.
>>33869563Literally every time. I always wash and dry all my toys after every use.
>>33869555My point is saying it's "normal" is a bit of an insult to girls who actually put effort into maintaining a tight tummy, it isn't something that just happens for free
>>33869546MI just use ITT and chill with you guys.
>>338694593-5. Preferably 5. Love a girl with some meat on her bones, provided it's in the right places.
>>33869569>changes his entire appearanceNot the entire appearance, some people just have unfortunate facial proportions that only surgery can fix. He doesn’t.
>>33869573Lies you haven't washed me yet.
>>33869541So you can pay for food, rent, medical bills, entertainment and leisure time.
>>33869474Did I just get an excuse to post my moid gallery?Say less.
>>33868849what's crazy about this webm is that this guy could just as easily be 5'8"
>>33869570Is not about your gender. Just you don't like to women, how sad. But is not the end of the world or your life for it. Relax, go enjoy life enjoy yourself even by begin in this pit named 4chan
>>33869546This is how I cope. Posting on atoga.
Gib gf pls
>>33869584As a guy, this would deflate my boner so quickly
Imagine how much worse male suicide rates would be without porn or video games.
>>33869581Clever.
>>33869514thank god most men are ugly, if I looked like I do and the average other man looked like this i'd fucking off myself.
>>33868194
>>33869565Skinny used to mean visible bones. Now it just means not fat.
>>33869584His hands look disproportionately huge.Oh right, I almost forgot the point of this exercise was to imagine these faces on a fat guy.
I hate this team
>>33869225I like this Korean girl but the fact that I know she was given HGH in her youth makes me scared of pursuing her because she's secretly sub 150cm tall womanlet with cheat codes and if I don't raise my kids in Korea they will have to do *that*
>>33869594Ngl I didn't expect you to like that lmao
>>33869474It's difficult to encapsulate what makes a man attractive to me, so most that are just good looking don't necessarily turn me on but if they have the "gaze" then I might need to get my underwear changed.
>>33869589What do i get in return?
>>33869604In a good mood.
>>33869593Idk I love vidya and the occasional lewds but I was more productive when I took a hiatus from that shitback in my gamer era though
How long have you been single, genders?
>>33869584oh, this is unironically literally me, even the haircut is the same
>>33869607Well I hope you stay in a good mood, you deserve happiness, joy and love.
>>33869611Mall 27 years
>>33869574It's a little bit of work these days just because you can have whatever you want, whenever you want, and you don't even have to leave your house to get it, but it didn't used to be hard work at all. You just didn't eat cake with every meal.
>>338696118 years.
>>33869550am I a bad person? I was the one who told her about him flirting with me and it wasn't even a month in when he moved in and she didn't like it. we've gone further too(oof) and it's really complicated and makes me feel guilty. at least I told her some of it, and I wonder if she expects more secretly. she also mentioned that was quick of him. he admitted to having feelings for me maybe over a year ago, I just brushed it off back then though.I'll try to look up poly/triad relationship dynamics. it's all very new to me and I wonder about th hierarchy of each of us me being the lowest I assume, but he's harbored a lot of feelings for me(liked me back since highschool, we're in 30s now) so I wonder if he's just nostalgic towards me we have a lot in common and I feel like he's comparing me to her in where he and I match better than some of her attributes/interests with him :? like he told me his best memory in awhile was when I as hanging out with the both of them>>33869526>also fk your ex, hope bro is far away lolme too, it was really scaryidk if he is rushing I mean, the flowers, plushies, buying me things and fixing up the house, calling me beautiful and saying "i love you" to me idk where the line is between rushing and not now that i'm here
>>33869606An insane person
>>33869611Eh, idk. Either one month or 7, depends on perspective
>>33869611M29Women could never
>>3386961132 years, but I did go on two dates in the last month
>>33869611MI've never had a proper longterm relationship desu, so 27 years...>>33869617well if you feel he might be rushing/going faster than you want you can pump the brakes a bit
>>33869589Have gif
>>33869611M4 years
>>33869613Thank you, you deserve those things, too. I'll put it on my vision board.
>people itt still posting on 4chan post-22/23 years oldabsolutely grim.
>>33869623M, btw
>>33869611M6 years. 30, so I spent the entire latter half of my twenties single.I don’t think I regret it but am very lonely nowadays.
>>33869593"Worse" as in lower? Because that's how I imagine it would be.
>>33869611M21, well my birthday is soon so 22 years
>>33869629You're super sweet. <3
>>33869631it only gets worse when you realize we were underageb&'s when we first got here
I NEED A WOMAN TO SUCK MY COCK WHILE SMOKING A CIG
>>33869640Yup. 11 for this guy, in 2006
>>33869345I'm normally EU size 38. Or 34-27-38.
>>33869641I need a woman to leave me the fuck alone while smoking a cig
>>33869611MAll my life. I have sex every other day and party sometimes. I just don't want longterm relationship and turned down everyone.
>>33869605I'm definitely starting to see a common theme.
>>33869640NTA, I wish I never posted before I was 18. I wouldn't have gotten doxxed, either.
>>33869641smokers smell NASTY
>>33869635Yeah, but that would never happen. Aside from the millions of dollars that go into making animated pornography and erotica fiction, there's also the amount of women who make disgusting amounts of money off selling their bodies and if they could no longer do that they would absolutely lose their minds.
>>33869641You’d appreciate this song anonymoushttps://youtu.be/8RYz3XwbyCg
>>33869641I wish the neurology tech was there for me to be able to examine your brain and find out what’s causing your extreme autism
>>33869614You haven't been single a year.
>>33869605resisting the urge not to call the guy in the image a colossal wanker
>>33869647Oof, that fucking sucks.The worst thing I got out of posting while underage was getting made fun of on the front page of Something Awful
>>33869651NTA but this is an insanely based pull, you must’ve been task force
>>33869631it gets scarier, some of us are almost wizards
Shalom, FINE SHYT
I blame women in everything, same?
>>33869657I stay repping task force and ride with the bitch mob until I motherfuckin die. Lil B is my friend; he knows the BasedGod.
>>33869655A guy I was friends with ended up with his face being used as a reaction face. It's been over 10 years now and I still see it appear from time to time.
>>33869372>another mixed girl about to be in a white couple's harem
>>33869366I'd take a video throughout for good measure.
>>33869605>>33869474holy shit, same. If a moid doesn't look at me like I'm the only girl that matters then I don't want him.Bonus points if he looks like he will do things to me that would make my parents gasp out loud if they found out.
>>33869662Unbelievable#tybg
>>33869658And some of us are
>>33869378>anon with all due respect why are you trying to get into a relationship with someone with a wifeNothing could make a woman wetter
>>33869643Neat
>>33869668>Myжcкoe лицo
>>33869366He's done it before but just isn't into armpits. Its only hot for me if they're really into it yk.
>>33869605>>33869668The "I'm going to eat you" gaze?
>>33869658Imagine being 37 and not leaving this place. Haha, couldn't be me.
>>33869673Are we posting our measurements ITT now? What's the site?
>>33869673Alleged side view
>>33869635Pornography and video games are the only thing keeping lonely men sane and engaged in society
>>33869669I legitimately consider that guy a top ten rapper of all time. Love his music, and there’s a literally insane amount of it
>>33869624is it rushing if even one of his friends noticed how his relationship with his wife didn't seem to match and even suggested to him to break up with her? I just feel like lines are blurry since I've known him for so long in terms of if he is rushing or not or is it me just overthinkin. I want the best possible outcome
>>33869474Don't have an example unfortunately, and I'm too lazy to go look it up.But the other femanons here have decent taste. I'd like for any of the one's they posted to do this to me.
>>33869668And this is why I don't see a point in trying anymore.
>>33869668Looks like young Tom Cruise. I wish that he hadn't gotten so much work done, he was SO good looking back in the day. If only he wasn't absolutely crazy...
If a woman looks like this, what kind of weird kinks do you think she's into sexually?
>>33869058and what would warrant such a thing?>>33869125ok..?>>33869251depends on the kind, it could be something not that bad or something atrocious
>>33869682Yeah because his non meme songs are amazing https://youtu.be/hAt47pri79g
>>33869663That’s so surreal. Don’t think I’d ever get used to that
>>33869688cnc
>>33869681Pornography and video games are the things keeping men lonely.
>>33869371Yes especially if they're muscular.
>>33869684Is this why you ladies want us to post hands?
>>33869666>anotheris this a common thing or, because i'm white-ISH
>>33869679https://me.meshcapade.com/editorBe advised that it does have limits. It can only make you so skinny, it can only make you so fat. If you fuck with it too much, it'll spit out inhuman monsters.
>>33869668Reminds me of the novel Rouge by Mona Awad, about a mentally ill chick who wants to fuck Tom Cruise
>>33869652nothing I am aligned properly.me see hot women smoking cigs? me like
>>33869688It's always cnc, ddlg, and choking
>>33869641wait who's smoking?
>>33869688Omegaverse
>>33869691That’s right. His music was a better friend to me in the 2010s than some of the people I was hanging out with back then
But what's the point of relationships if every girl cheats or dumps you in a few years when she gets bored?
>>33869700You’re definitely not
>>33869685It's actually pretty easy to do this stare with a little bit of practice, the hard part is not to laugh while doing it. Women are too stupid, when they feel something, they turn off their logic, so you could do any shit.
WomenIf these were your options for a bf who are you picking? They all have personalities you like>mid, but high status job, chef, politician, doctor etc>mid but educated and rich>mid but free spirit, spends every dollar he earns on holidays, festivals and going out>hottie 8/10, could model but no ambition, will drive a forklift or some such until retirement>mid but unpretentious and dangerous to other men, probably a good fuck, rugged job, or somehow in sales
>>33869705Illusions of Grandeur makes me cry, one of the only songs to genuinely move me to tears. He is the goat
>>33869694I hate this, speaking as a man who has a deep appreciation of video games as an artistic medium. The placating and exploitative nature of mainstream video games makes me sad about the state of the medium as a whole.
>>33869699Can't say I Blame her.
>>33869694If you took porn and games away how would men stop being lonely?
>>33869708I tried, the last time femanon was spurging about hunters eyes. Couldn't do it. I don't think I have the eyes for it.
>>33869688Either completely submissive or pegging
>>33869712He's 5'7"
>>33869474No Ryan?!
>>338697121992 dayamn
Fcan one of you moids explain baseball to me real quick
>>33869474I like boyish men, or manly looking boys, however you want to put it. And like the others mentioned the gaze is important
>>33869245>she flipped out and called it cheating?Sounds like she didn't actually want to open the relationship, or she wanted it opened only one-way.Stop hurting yourself and fucking ask him what he wants to do. Your time is precious, even moreso if you want to get married and have kids. Don't waste your time with someone you don't think you can marry. If he's a nerd like you say, being direct with him is your best course of action. Next time you talk about kids, ask him what kind of life he wants his kids to have. Does it include his wife? If she doesn't want him fucking other women, but still wants to bring home strange dick while her husband is out living in another woman's house and fucking her, their relationship is already over. Sounds like to me he's in a bad relationship and trying to jump ship. The overwhelming majority of men are going to check out of a relationship if the woman asks to open it. He could be the exception, but you need to find that out. Communicate.
>>33869719They stopped liking him once he became literally me
>>33869688Choking, obviously.
>>33869711>speaking as a man who has a deep appreciation of video games as an artistic medium. The placating and exploitative nature of mainstream video games makes me sad about the state of the medium as a whole.
>>33869723You hit a ball with a stick
>>33869709>hottie 8/10, could model but no ambition, will drive a forklift or some such until retirement>mid but unpretentious and dangerous to other men, probably a good fuck, rugged job, or somehow in salesI like these two best.
>>33869667based>>33869676lucky guy>>33869678could be me>>33869670based, do you have any powers>>33869694eh from my late teens to mid 20s I barely played vidya at all or looked at pr0n and was still lonesome
>>33869688The exact same kinks as every other girl.
>>33869713They would get hungry and go out into the world to find sustenance. Porn and video games are the opioids of the masses, keeping men docile.
>>33869724You should look up Hasan Piker if you aren't familiar with him. You'll absolutely swoon.
>>33869713By watching Star Trek, Star Wars, and anime (not porn-y anime).
>>33869728Wrong filename?
>>33869718And you know what? I could totally live with that if he wasn't crazy.
>>33869738Finally someone said it
>>33869728I looked like that when I was 15, but I stand by my embarrassingly earnest appreciation for video games. I think there’s a lot of squandered potential in the medium that’s wasted on making disposable products and skinner boxes instead of cool art toys.
>>33869716You just need to practice a little more, preferably get feedback from some women, also in hard cases cosmetics can help.
>>33869698This thing is weird. And the posture they give to the avatar is insane.
>>33869740you mean the dog abuser? No thank you, he looks kinda creepy. And too swarthy for me
>>33869724This one looks just like the others. Femanon definitely has a type.
>>33869740Isn't he the guy that electro-shocked his dog's nuts or some shit
>>33869738There's no sustenance for average men
>>33869722Do you also feel like somehow or another he just looks very very strange as he's aged? Like there's something not quite right about his face. He doesn't exactly look like the same person. Yes, aging changes you, but something else looks different.
>>33869688She wants her facefucked and will call me daddy unsolicited. If she were into femdom, she wouldn't wear a collar.
>>33869700>me see hot women smoking cigs? me likeyou should go to the nightclub smoking area and chat to the fitties>>33869723it's like cricket but the american version>>33869728lmao>>33869743>if he wasn't crazybro got the bipolar lol
>>33869752Tinder is just another example of porn that I’m okay with
damn, I didn't think women's standards were THIS high.I guess it's no wonder why so many men become disillusioned and just goon to gacha girls instead.
>>33869753He's had work done
>>33869697Our thread queen JH is in one. Korrasami sort of is. I also know one irl.
WomenHave you ever had sex while on your period?
>>33869728I look like that but brown and don't want to work out. Should I become an hero?
>>33869741It's true, Star Trek is how I take my misery and cram it deep down inside of me where no sensors could ever detect it. No one who knows me knows that an empty lonesome life lurks behind this officer's professional smile.
>>33869747Most things like it are still in the beta. It's a little bit more difficult than you'd think to just plug in measurements and get a visual. It gets a lot better when you actually have all of the numbers, like hip, waist, bust, even better if they let you add under bust and over bust, and if they let you put in not only height and weightvbut body fat percent. Then we could get really specific. Especially having more outfits to choose from better animations and if you could pick hair, length, type, and color.
>>33869438F. Closest dream guy is 9, maybe a bit more muscle but I'm keen on more tiny waist/big shoulders.
>>33869758OP asked them to post the perfect face, not the minimum they'd date lol
>>33869749>he looks kinda creepyWTF? HOW??
>>33869758This reminds me of a flash gacha game someone linked me to back in the 2010s where you fucked Aisha ClanClan from Outlaw Star Ultimate Basement Dweller Goon Fantasy.
>>33869764Nah. Do you at least have good taste in anime, manga or comics? You better if you look like that.
>>33869746Unfortunately I need to do it to attract women to give me feedback on how to do it. Catch-22
>>33869761I'm not in a harem. How many times do I have to scream it?
>>33869758ANON ASKED FOR PERFECT SO PERFECT WAS POSTED!
>>33869758Bro, calm down. If you asked me to post my subjectively perfect foid face I'd make kittenposter spam the thread with "I WILL NEVER BE PRETTY OR GET A BOYFRIEND" for an hour
>>33869761Isn't Stardew also mixed?
>>33869766When you typed "sensors" did you pronounce it like Spock? Like "Sen-SORS"?
Where my friend at
>>33869450It's not over you have my dream bf body
>>33869758Now imagine that men just constantly, publicly worship only 9/10 stacies
>>33869764You'll have to work hard in some regard, either have a lot of money, get over yourself and go to the gym.... Or you know... Trash bag meet doorknob
>>33869781I think so.
>>33869777Honestly, that anon from yesterday convinced me.
When I will stop crying about this girl
>>33869782No, it's bad luck to talk about a smile and sores.
>>33869711I agree with you that good games are art but the market is 99% slop, same with any medium (film, books etc.)
>>33869777>How many times do I have to scream it?The more you do, the more entertaining it is to tease you about it. You know that right?
ENTJ here. Just bagged this baddie for tonight. Gonna ask her to peg me.Thoughts?
>>33869791Convinced you that I'm in one? How can I make it clear it's a throuple and not a harem? I want to articulate it properly.
>>33869769Inverted triangle is most popular shape, on a skinny fella its bone shape but with any actual gym work its not hard. Reasonable.
>>33869797>this baddieyou better not be talking about picrel lmao
>>33868184I want to make a romance story but I've never been in a relationship, how do I avoid making it too wish fulfilment Women what do you want in a male lead
>>33869797Dude, you just screenshitted some random chick's profile and are making up lies. She's inevitably going to find out about this and call you out about your bullshit story on her socials.
>>33869793>When I will stop crying about this girlWhen you man-the-fuck-up, Jimmy! I want you to go down to the hardware store and give Mr Jones a firm handshake
>>33869773Uhm...not really. I mean I could have looked for more ''nerdy'' hobbies and stuff back in highschool if I didn't waste time hating myself for liking those kind of things and my bad grades. So I am always open to others recommendations :)
>>33869787no need to imagine.Now (You) imagine women constantly, PRIVATELY worship only 9/10 Chads and publicly pretend like they don't, when asked about it
>>33869779There was already a pretty decent amount of cope and seethe about the ideal female body being way too skinny.
>>33869796But if I dispute the shitposting with logic, other people will know that they're being dumb and be on my side in yelling at them. Right?
Why do women think that depressed 13 year old boys should be put on terrorist watchlists but 17 year old girls are all innocent naive victims who are incapable of consenting to sex or relationships?
>>33869803I did this and it didn’t help
>>33869763Yes >>33869756She looks 55 entj
>>33869798Yeh, he/she posted the definitions.
>>33869800sorry if you have shit taste, lmao.>>33869802fuck if I care jeet.
>>33869809Have you seen any evidence of this?
>>33869809Not how it works. Shitposters just double down when you call them out, the same as neighborhood bullies from when you were a kid.
>>33869797Good impersonation, made me look twice.
>>33869809I thought you wanted us to shitpost so we wouldn't get all mushy?
>>33869806But you prefer that it's private yes?
>>33869803You mean give his penis a handshake? Jerk him offf?
>>33869814Entj why are you such a fucking misogynist
>>33869816>the same as neighborhood bullies from when you were a kidBacked down when I punched them in the face.
>>33869810Who the hell said that but obvious ragebaiting women who just want to get more clicks to their only fans?
Why are the hot girls at work really nice to me, but the ugly ones are really mean (a couple of them almost made me cry being nasty)Seriously man, I'm really nice to everyone there regardlessMaybe I just see the mean ones as uglier...
>>33869783Hi frien
>>33869779>Bro, calm down. If you asked me to post my subjectively perfect foid face I'd make kittenposter spam the thread with "I WILL NEVER BE PRETTY OR GET A BOYFRIEND" for an hourLmfao
>>33869821He only does those to black or Jewish men
>>33869813But my gf and I also love each other as individuals and have sex. So it's not like we're just orbiting around his fucking dick. It's not a harem.>>33869815It has worked before with the rape spammer.>>33869816That def happens sometimes.>>33869819Fuck. I monkeypawed this shit.
>>33869789If it wasn't for my porn/hentai addiction I would totally kick ass at college and already graduate. But I am looking for a Summer job this year to earn a few bucks
>>33869826I meant someone else but hi there
>>33869830>He only does those to black or Jewish menThat's anon, not the namefag Garrus Cuckarian
>>33869758Tom Cruise is a great man and very smart, though. Femanons have good taste. I loved when he exposed depression as a meme.
>>33869514Awooga who is he
>>33869825You just have low self-esteem and you're very attractive. The ugly girls are being mean because you're Chad and you will not pick them. They are mad because Stacy is nice to you and you clearly like Stacy and find Stacy attractive. It's just femcel bitterness. That's all.
>>33869832It's okay I still love you.Ah hell that sounds so fucking cringe I'm sorry I didn't mean it that way.
>>33869820No, absolutely not. Why would I want to be given false hope?Imagine if guys all collectively said they didn't mind an ugly girl if she had a nice personality, but behind closed doors they would completely ignore every mid girl that talked to them and only go for stacies. And when you confronted them about it they would gaslight you and say that it's your fault for not being interesting/confident/funny enough and tell you to dress better.
>>33869832>But my gf and I also love each other as individuals and have sexThat's cool.>So it's not like we're just orbiting around his fucking dick. It's not a harem.Not a requirement. Even chimp harems can lez out
>>33869838Get a grip it's not will Stancil
>>33869845You can have a redo to word it better.
>>33869832>gf and I also love each other as individuals and have sexYou think this didn't happen in actual historical harems? Your boyfriend has a harem.
>>33869838Reminder that Eyes Wide Shut is a documentary.
>>33869758Name of the game?????
>>33869848>now you're calling me a fucking chimpI'll kill you.>>33869852But listen. Don't harems explicitly start with the intention of a man having multiple wives? That's not how this started. She suggested and pushed hardest for it at first.
Anon was right, women's standards are wild. Now I don't feel so bad about the amount of hours I've spend gooning to modded Skyrim.No point in trying when you don't look like a male model apparently.
>>33869856Let me guess your half black too
>>33869857absolute state of modern "men"
>>33869856We only know what she tells us.
>>33869858I'm half white, half latina/black/who fucking knows.
>>33869864Yikes
>>33869857Stimfapping will give you more joy and happiness than any woman is capable of giving you.
>>33869723A guy at bat gets out if he fails to hit 3 balls. The pitcher of the ball is trying to get 3 batters out. If the batter doesn't hit the ball when it goes into that rectangle (invisible irl, visible by camera adding it in), that counts as a fail. If the batter swings and misses, it is also a fail. The pitcher gets to pitch outside the rectangle 3 times in order to trick the batter into swinging and missing. If the pitcher throws it 4 times, the guy at bat gets to walk to first base.That's the gist of what you're watching until other stuff happens, I'm not gonna type up.
>>33869770>>33869778>>33869779just because women hate themselves enough to settle for an average guy doesn't mean they won't secretly be longing for any of the guys that anons posted.Women settling for guys they don't find attractive is so common in fact that it's become an entire trope in and of itself.
EWWWWWWW MIXED RACE TRASH
>>33869838>scientologist>smartYou are low IQ.
>>33869863Now I'm confused.>>33869866Fuck you.
>>33869857Based
>>33869873I'm mean I'd say sure except I don't fuck mixed pepole
>>33869850You're only human just like anyone else we all have messed up somehow and I clearly just did as well so it's fine.I genuinely can't believe I said the forbidden phrase to you of all people, I'm embarrassed af.
>>33869612You're hot congratulations
>>33869856>Don't harems explicitly start with the intention of a man having multiple wives?Minor inconsequential detail. End result is the same.Technically as I've understood it, originally the word harem just mean the part of the house where the women folk lived where men weren't allowed. But that's not what we mean by the word today.
>>33869874Wow look at the tits on her !!! Women are you jealous of this
>>33869842Eh I think I'm pretty average and I think one of the unattractive ones has a partner so I don't see what they'd have to be jealous/bitter about. But maybe they're just generally insecure or bullies idk. On my last shift one of the hotties even stepped in and defended me against a couple of the others like "what was he supposed to do [in x situation]?" and then when they left muttered under her breath "don't fucking listen to them, stick with me". It's just an odd thing I've noticed anyways>>33869857>anon asks them to post ideals/perfect faces>"women's standards are too high"omegalulalso you do you but I can't goon to CGI shit>>33869874do you guys really get off to this slop kek>>33869870>settle for an average guy doesn't mean they won't secretly be longing for any of the guys that anons postedyou sure you're not projecting there...
>>33869882>are you jealous of a fictional character?Least retarded cumbrain ITT.
>>33869872Nobody has ever explained why Scientology is bad.
>>33869874I'm embarrassed that I used to play Nikke.
>>33869857>no point in trying if you can't achieve perfection"Perfectionists never start" I learned this expression just today.
>>33869857Yup, that's why I gave up. My therapist told me that is ok if I never had a girlfriend or want one. So no more torturing myself for trying to be perfect, no more feeling like shit for my body, no more misery for what I like. Is just me with myself
I don’t care what women want
>>33869887It's definitionally a cult, that demands exorbitant sums of money from its members and is complete science fiction.
>>33869891I have never cared what men want
>>33869877You'd be fucked up by one if I met you, at least.>>33869879Did you read something romantic recently? I always get very mushy right after reading a romance fanfic or something.>>33869881I just think it's not the right word. It makes it sound like the incorrect dynamic.
It's really not hard to find the phenotype of strong jaw, white skin, brown hair to dark brown hair. Thick eyebrows, strong nose. You can find a decent amount of men that look close enough to this. It's not like we're gonna post guys that we think aren't perfect, but are pretty close to what we want and are pretty achievable to get, because that's just doxing random dudes you know, and that's not right. I don't have to get perfect young Tom Cruise. I can find a man that meets all of my other parameters, like not being crazy. And then, from there, I can appreciate the details about him that I like and differences that I think still work really well for him physically.
What are the most egregious examples? I was thinking of shaving most of my head except for two tufts I can gel up into horns but I also think that might make me unfuckable.
>>33869841>Awooga who is heHis name is Cэм Хaйд
>>33869894Shush*plap*
I wish I was talking to my friend
Don't mind me I have one life to live and I'm spending it on RuneScape 3!!!
>>33869887It's bad for the same reasons that Amway and Vector Marketing are bad.
>>33869895I've taken on 6 blacks before you don't scare me at all
>>33869758who actually cares? none of the women here have asses or personalities
>>33869883>I want to date Chad, but give me attention anywaylol.>>33869889no, you're right, I'll start talking to women, who made it abundantly clear that they don't want ugly guys to talk to them. Got it.
>>33869183Hey thats my future life with any femanons from here
>>33869902Why not OSRS
>>33869899Cock better be huge or who cares about a small plap
>>33869902What the heck did they do to my RuneScape? Does that game even have active players?
>>33869902Wait one fucking minute. THIS is the game that barely runs on your machine?
>>33869883Even if they have a partner a lot of women really really really like attention. They want Chad's attention. They want to know that they are desired by men, even if they don't want that man. They will get very upset that they are not picked, especially if you're attractive and Stacy wants you. They feel that they are constantly being reminded of what they can't have. They had to stay in their lane for their partner, which is what you're supposed to do. You can't expect the ten out of ten to one of five out of ten. Just go for other five out of ten's. You might get really, really lucky and have enough money or personality for that ten, but don't bank on it. These fives or lower know that you are probably around an eight out of ten, and the other eight out of tens like you. They are bitter, they are resentful, and they are jealous. They can't have you, and even if they did get you, they'd still feel viciously insecure.
>>33869907Agreed, give up
>>33869905I'm mad and I don't how to articulate myself in a constructive way, so I'll just make you uncomfortable with hornyposting until you leave.
>>338699127"
>>33869919What brought about your best orgasm
>>33869905>I've taken on 6 blacks before you don't scare me at allsexually?
>>33869897
>>33869895>makes it sound like the incorrect dynamicwell I think it fits well enough.
>>33869907How can anyone see a (realistic) body like this and then say that hip dips are also attractive? The full hips are what make the female figure
>>338699207 times what
>>33869913Runescape was like the original Mein Kraft.
>>33869896>I can settle for a slightly less than perfect guy if he ticks all of my other boxesgood one femanon. At this point it's more annoying to hear the same coddling type of arguments again. Just say you like attractive guys and let that be that. Why do all these mental gymnastics?
>>33869923Cute, I love Aryan trannies
>>33869922No in hand to hand combat
>>33869723The pitcher throws to the batter, who tries to hit the ball into fair territory and reach base safely while the fielders try to get them out by catching the ball or throwing it to a base first
>>33869895>Did you read something romantic recently? I always get very mushy right after reading a romance fanfic or something. No, I'm just a very emotional person and I tend to get affectionate if I feel happy sometimes. I sincerely hope I didn't make you uncomfortable. I truly do need to learn how to dial back on feelings.
>>33869925Hip dips were never attractive lol you got it wrongIt was the thigh gaps
>women don't want to date you if you're sub 8>but also we're going to ban you from marrying AI waifuswhat were they thinking?
>>33869910OSRS is boring>>33869914Yeah>>33869913A few
>>33869929Whoa now I never said I'd go for an unattractive guy, obviously still attractive just that there might be some features I can make some wiggle room on. I just want them to be the same brand of attractive, the same basic features. Just like that one boyish man lover wants that same aesthetic. He doesn't have to look exactly like any of those pictures. It's just an aesthetic, or like that one ain't on that posts blonde women. They don't all have to look just like that. He just wants her to be blonde and not fat, that's it.
>>33869887It's a retarded cult with retarded beliefs that abuses its followers for money. Even if you want to have a form of spiritualism, why pick one with>no foundational theology of any coherence>no fully coherent system of ethics and morality>no spiritual relevance to human existence>no sincere attempt at contextualizing the human condition aside from "pay me to give you pseudo-psychiatry and talk to you about aliens"and most importantly>a founder whose life was spent writing shit-tier sci-fi schlock novellas
Do you ever think a society will be assumed by an authoritarian ideology that's all about forcing people to love their neighbors and be kind and compassionate, with severe punishment in forced labor camps and death camps for people who are mean and act like bullies?
>>33869936But Congress is run by men, not women?
>>33869929>it's more annoying to hear the same coddling type of arguments againlet her be anon. I don't think women will ever snap out of their social conditioning.They will always want to cater to the male ego and say whatever gets them the most positive social standing and validation.Just look at their actions, not their words.
>>33869925>The full hips are what make the female figureThere's a femanon ITT who's going to have her hourglass hips reduced because she's been mind broken by fashion industry pedos :(
>>33869914It's an Apple computer. They're lucky to be able to play anything at all.
>>33869939This, I read a book about Scientology that explains their whole thing. They basically try to LARP like they're secret agents in a spy movie including acting like people who leave their cult are rogue agents. It's fucking dumb and they should be embarrassed.
>>33869940>Do you ever think a society will be assumed by an authoritarian ideology that's all about forcing people to love their neighbors and be kind and compassionateNationalism>severe punishment in forced labor camps and death camps for people who are mean and act like bullies?Prison
>>33869617Anon you're not necessarily a bad person, but sleeping with him when the wife didn't like him even flirting with you is an iffy decision you made and a bad decision he made. I'm guessing she felt they were both unsatisfied, maybe her in other ways than just sex and this may have led her to suggest an open relationship. She was probably more uncomfortable he would go straight to you as a childhood best friend and was possibly testing if that'd happen. A lot of girls see guys with girl bfs as red flags. From him comparing you guys to speaking about you as if you were a gf/admitting to liking you, I can see how she'd feel like the one left out maybe leading to her behaving almost asexual (in his opinion). This means she's pulling away and they both are, for different reasons. A poly relationship would be very messy and id say take a lot of caution going into a traid or getting with him.
>>33869946She said she wouldn't do it.
>>33869795I'm partial to the Japanese boxart. Pretty funky.>>33869611M, I haven't been in any lasting IRL relationship since August 2021.>>33869937I don't understand why you force yourself to play something that barely runs, looks horrible, and has nobody playing it.>>33869948Yeah true, but THAT?
>>33869937What did you get for your daily squeal of fortune roll?
>>33869725funny you mention that because oneof the last times they opened the relationship was with a mutual male friend of ours, which seemed fine by her. he even mentioned how he felt like that one was her real soulmate, even though they were all triad together. so jealousy/sadness? he opened up to me about it, but I also feel some type of way because that 3rd guy also had feelings for me(RIP he was a good dude) we've touched up on the subjects of kids and he seems like he would make a good dad, about how to discipline etc, we even joked about names to tease future kids with from my understanding she isn't talking to anyone else, but I wouldn't know unless I ask him. she and I have kind of faltered on communication due to her mental health and being MIA. he has mentioned his wife when talking kids but has also just talked to me in general about it without mentioning her. did you read this? >>33869683>their relationship is already over. Sounds like to me he's in a bad relationship and trying to jump shipbecause maybe that is the jumping ship part that sticks out to me, if other people are suggesting him to break up with her. i've already warned him about holding my hand in public because he could bump into someone who knows the the wife and him. but I also wonder if the feelings for me got intensified since I became captain save a ho so he wouldn't be homeless while jumping ship. idk how to communicate with him without me feeling scared/tense, just trying to shake off the abusive I was in previously I guess. the odd thing about me talking to him about kids is that he has told me they have tried to have kids before and it didn't work but he has also told me conflicting scenario saying he/they didn't want kids until they moved out of where they were and now he's here with me. I feel sus about that and wonder why he would let that flip flop>>33869474current situationship picrel
>>33869698I tried the expirimental measurements and it twisted my head off.Anyway. Here I am. Chubby me.
>>33869938>I never said I'd go for an unattractive guykek, end of argument then.
>>33869955That's a dude?
>>33869956This is not chubby, this is obesity.
>>33869956You have the physique of a hippo. Get that fixed.
>>33869944God I wanna do that to him.
>>33869946How is that even a thing? Would they graft the bones off of the body?
>>33869958>that imagegahghahahaha
>>33869956That ass doesn't look 52"
>>33869961>>33869962I curse both of you to have glass inside your urethra.
>>33869944>Just look at their actions, not their words.this. It doesn't really matter what women say, because they're not acting in your best interest.
>>33869925I mean I'd say that is a realistic body, but also so are hip dips. That's just something that happens because of your bone structure. There's nothing you can do to fix it except get implants, build a ton of muscle to try and make your hip flexors big enough to fill it out (which is extremely difficult), Get filler injections or get fat injections. That's all you can really do. Most men don't even really notice they're there or know what they are. Some men do prefer them. It's just a matter of personal taste.
>>33869964I have no idea, I can't bring myself to look it up. It's an abomination.
>>33869956Excuse me but I think you misspelled sexy.
Men, have you ever had a catheter medically applied to your penis?
>>33869902Based (I'd rather play OSRS tho)>>33869687>he was SO good looking back in the day. If only he wasn't absolutely crazyhot crazy scale is real, same for baddies, just look at Amber Heard>>33869838>Tom Cruise is a great manHe basically cut off his own daughter, who then ditched the family nameAlso several partners have accused him of being controlling and manipulativeSounds like an egocentric asshole to me lolGreat actor tho>>33869907maybe if you stopped posting pics of CGI asses women would be more willing to converse with you>>33869917I'm not "Chad" lmao but I'm usually the only guy on shift FOHI don't flirt with the others or anythingBut maybe it is just a weird jealousy/bitterness thing like you say and bully mentality idkAlso one of the ugly mean ones is the sister of the boss, who's a fat dude and a complete asshole lol. I've defended a couple of the baddies against him a couple of times or just taken the blame for things (idc if I get fired, not planning to stay at this job long anyway). So maybe they're just cliquey
>>33869966From the back
>>33869956>booba
>>33869963why does he look like a 10 year old with a beard?
>>33869976Nah. I had an ultrasound on my balls though.
>>33869946How would they even do that? Would they just do lipo only in that one specific area to try and create a dip? You can't really create a dip when you're already thin so you don't really have fat to take out and it's caused by bone structure anyway. You can't change your bone structure. You can fill the dip, but you can't dig one.
>>33869968You could easily kill a man by standing on and crushing his skull with your comically wide feet
>>33869677Nta YES
>>33869958Go figure. Men aren't going for ugly women.
>>33869983I had one too, they found the embryo of a fetus developing inside my balls. I had to have an abortion though because I would die if I tried to give birth through my penis.
>>33869797>not even matched Terrible impersonation and larp
>>33869978>maybe if you stopped posting pics of CGI asses women would be more willing to converse with you>maybe if you stopped looking at asses, your jawbone will get magically bigger and your height will increase by a 5 inches>if you just took one shower your hairline would be literally perfectuh huh
>>33869921A threesome. The extra pair of hands really makes things intense. How about you?
>>33869963Yeah, except you're so fat any chair would break beneath you and you'd probably also smash his wrists.
>>33869988Your body , your choice. I dropped a weight on mine, lol
>>33869987Men specifically go for women who will poop in their mouths. Men also go for women who let men pee on their toes and then scrape the piss off the woman's toes with their teeth.
>>33869978>maybe if you stopped posting pics of CGI asses women would be more willing to converse with youclassic cope
>>33869814Wow this is the most brutal depiction of me I’ve ever seen o_O
the foid FEARS the ogre-maxxer
>>33869991Gotcha, just do fucking nothing instead. I'm sure that'll work better!
>>33869979Are your back tits actually as big as your front tits? Do you just wear two bras?
>>33869988>they found the embryo of a fetus...
>>33869995NTA but to suppress my sexual desires I would sometimes put bricks or large rocks inside a pair of boots and then tie them to my gonads to weigh them down.
>>33869928>Mein Kraftkek>>33869938blonde supremacy but I don't actually care about hair colour>>33869953>partial to the Japanese boxarthell yeah, I have a t-shirt with this>>33869961chubby by American standards maybe>>33869976I had to use a catheter for weeks when I was in hospital as a kid after an operation, at least the nurse who took it in and out and helped me go to the bathroom (which was incredibly painful for a while) was a really hot blonde. This might've been where I got my masochism from...
>>33869822I’m actually a lot nicer now, ignore the bad evading spammer
>>33869925Uh, that lady isn't even super realistic. Her hips and thighs are way too wide for real life. Def not many guys' preference even.
>>33869680These body visualisers are never quite right because everyone looks different even with the same measurements. I use https://bodyvisualizer.is.tue.mpg.de/ usually.
>>33869996Notice that you never said ugly.
>>33869961I'd call it fat.
>>33869991>muh jawbone and height and hairlinetouch grass>>33870000ok but I wish more girls wore these shorts IRL... (at least when it's warm out)
>>33870006>ignore the bad evading spammerGOOD EVENING SAAAR!
>>33869924Well I hate the term. But if that's what it takes to put up with to get fucked while having my face in some tits, I'll suffer through the term. I'll never use it, though.>>33869934Not uncomfortable at all. I know how it is. I'm just a creep who conflates emotional responses with sexual ones, so when I get mushy it ends up translating into hornyposting anyways. Somehow that makes it less embarrassing here.
>>33869281Everywhere for my entire life >>33869431My day wasnt bad
Men, has a woman ever circumcised your penis without your consent while you were asleep? If so, what do you think she did with the foreskin?
>>33870000Nobody is afraid of fat fucks though.
>>33869987yeah, and we don't pretend like we do either. Can't say the same about women.Also, are you getting mad at ugly guys for not dating when you specifically said you wouldn't date one?
>>33869870Damn I might as well tell you that "If I'm not marrying Sydney Sweeney, Alex Botez, or Aoi Yuuki, I just hate myself enough to settle for another woman." It's called a "celebrity crush" for a reason.
>posting NSFW porn and believing you have a valid argument I’m so glad to be a normie
>>33870017She put it on her face like Sandra Bullock
GenderWhat do you say when a friend comes to you for help, but the situation is very, very out of your depth? Like they outright want you to make them happy, or drop some serious trauma on you out of nowhere.
>>33870021>Alex BotezBased and better Botepilled
>>33870012ENTJ when he gets banned again after his daily crashout https://www.youtube.com/shorts/LWL-VKUXkSE
>>33870014>But if that's what it takes to put up with to get fucked while having my face in some tits, I'll suffer through the term.This reads like *he* is using that term.
>>33869696Yes
>>33870000If you actually look like that, you really, really, really need to cut out the beer or whatever carb it is you double fist because you look like you are built almost entirely out of visceral fat. Seriously. The beer belly is a bad, bad thing, unless you mean to say that you don't overeat and that's all severe liver damage from binge drinking.
>>33869982He looks like a man.
>>33870025F. I tell them that I'm glad they came to me out of trust, that I'm on their side and I'm always there for them. Then I make sure to let them know the scope of the help or advice I can reasonably provide myself, while lightly suggesting other resources available to them that can cover for my lack of ability or comprehension. I usually just offer to drive them to where they need to go or handle things or something like that.
>>33869959not sure but close enoughthe guy i'm talking to is v pretty/handsome like the pic. >>33869951thanks for being real. how do I go about this? i don't have any ill-will feelings towards her, but appreciate the closeness/security and practical help he has given me around the house. are they set for failure in their marriage you think or will it work out? I don't think they have an extensive history of bein in open relationship but there are stories they both have with others that were hit or miss for them. I don't think she knows about him comparing us, that was more him in private to me. just venting. he does feel guilty and has said he understands if I don't go for him full on in term of relationship and admits his faults to me. caution noted. what do I do about me craving intimacy though? fap when he's at work so I don't cave in to him being sweet towards me? idk how comfortable I feel about telling her how far we've gone or if it would make things worse. idk if she even knows he admitted to liking me like that. sex was different the other night because he kept kissing me throughout it and came quickly, and the kissing just feels like another level of intimacy like vulnerable imo so I got a little spooked
>>33870016>My day wasn’t badGood deal.>Everywhere for my entire lifeWhat kinds of guys have you dated so far?
>>33870027>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWL-VKUXkSE
>>33869982He's standing up on his tippy toes in this pic btw
>>33870025M, uh I guess I'm just honest if I feel I wish I could help more/it's a bit out of my depth, but I'll still listen and try to comfort them as a friend and then do smth fun together if they want>>33870032>really, really, really need to cut out the beernta but life too short innitvoddy is better tho for keeping weight down
>>33870019Why would I want an ugly guy? I just go for someone that's within my league. If I'm feeling lucky, then I might shoot my shot with someone better looking. Sometimes that pans out most of the time it wont, but I can say I tried.
when was the last time myao was active
>>33870025I went through this all the time in high school. I was best friends with a guy who got in Punch and Judy violent fights with his mom and had a few run ins with the cops over it. But his mom tried to suck his dick while he was asleep and he had to weigh between being horrified that she was doing sex shit to him and feeding his drug addiction by giving him percs, oxy, and benzos, which btw she would hand feed him. He tried to get off that shit, but his way of doing so was to sell pills at school and he'd been suspended more than once for doing that and gotten talking-to's from the school resource officer. I thought that was just teen angst stuff but I came to realize that even after you graduate you run into similar shit from your friends as an adult. You just gotta be there for them, you know?
>>33870021The threshold for what makes a woman a 10/10 is pretty low for most men.And even if it wasn't, prettiness tends to hit diminishing returns pretty quickly.Women are hypergamous though, so that's different. It's just that there aren't enough sought after men to go around.
>>33870042I actually changed the link to a regular one and then stupidly posted the shorts link anyway kek, so thx
>>33870014>I'm just a creep who conflates emotional responses with sexual ones, so when I get mushy it ends up translating into hornyposting anywaysYou've never once come across as creepy, if anything it sets you apart from the rest and that's what makes you fucking awesome.
>>33870025You say that you're sorry that you don't quite understand but that you hope things turn out better. And comfort them....
>>33870025M>the situation is very, very out of your depthI tell them that.>Like they outright want you to make them happyThis is a completely unreasonable request>or drop some serious trauma on you out of nowhereThis I can do for a friend.
>>33870046Couple days ago
>>33870029He had made the joke once or twice, and I've responded as equally incredulously. But whatever, I get defensive over the dumbest shit. I won't use the word harem, but I'll stop getting so mad over it. As long as I'm happy and getting a baby sooner than later, anyone can call it anything. I know what's important.
>>33870046Uh like more than 2 weeks ago.
Do you possess the Dark Triad?
>>33869955Henry VIII broke with the pope and started his own church so he could have a kid. Don't think a guy won't drop a girl if he finds out she can't have kids and he wants them.
>>33870045>Why would I want an ugly guy?yes, that's what I've been trying to tell you. What more is there to discuss?You don't like ugly men, the vast majority of women agree with you.So why are you getting up in arms if ugly men don't date anymore?
>>33869975Ty
>>33870052You can't comfort serious abuse.
>>33870056She's probably in the basement dungeon of some violent and perverted sex criminal who is torturing her with his penis and making her do weird shit.
>>33870057Yeah. I have to mask a lot because I’m high in sociopathy
>>33870050If you know my weakness and you're trying to get me to flick it to compliments, I see your game.
>>33870035sure he does, just don't let him shave. Ever. Kek.
>>33870032Any advice on how to gain weight without lifting?
>>33870057I posess the dark triforce.
>>33870055>He had made the joke once or twiceSee he thinks like all the other moids here.
>>33870046We talk on discord she doesn’t really like posting here
>>33870064God, some people get all the luck. That's MY dream.
>>338697092nd or last one. Would also pick 3 but every dollar is a bit too much.
>>33870069>how to gain weight without liftingdrink beer
>>33870065Does it help with women?
>>33870072But I could at least shut him up about it since his dick is regularly in range of my seafoam acrylics. You guys get away with shit because I can't actually intimidate you.
>>33870056What does the Discord think about me in current year
>>33870060I think somewhere along the way I've lost your original point. You were upset because women were asked to post what they think their ideal perfect face looks like. You said it's not fair because women only want super perfect chads. You keep changing the goal post. Who said anything about ugly men not wanting to date? Good for them. Who cares? Maybe they should just go for ugly women like they're supposed to.
>>33870067I'd kill every naysaying person on earth if he shaved.
>>33870066I mean that wasn't my intention but I don't see it as a bad thing either so do whatever you please, your body, your choice.
>>33870078Yes and no. By itself it doesn’t
>>33870082>Opens discord>*dust poof*
>>33870057Yeah I've got that DARK TRIADDepressedAndRuminatingKookilyTrollingRetards onImageboardsAndDabbing on the haters
>>33870067He's extremely ugly
>>33870073are you sure>>33870056>>33870054how was the thread like at the time??
>>33870085Suuuure. Wink wink nudge nudge.
Thanks to everyone who replied to that question of mine. My friend has had one of the worst lives I can imagine and is dealing with a lot of insane stuff coming back up, and I just feel helpless. I told her I can't really help her in any tangible way, I can only lend an ear, but I felt that was mean.>>33870057Not afaik.
>>33870069What kind of question is this? Eat more build fat. Shrimple as. You'll only build muscle if you're eating more and it's mostly protein and you're lifting weights or at least doing some type of resistance training like calisthenics. Is your goal just to get fat or to just be average average like true average? What do you actually eat now? Like throughout the day?
>>33870083LolI don't know how ugly people even want to fuck each other. It's bizzare let alone bring more uglies into the world
>>33870092So why do you bang black guys but not mixed ones?
>>33870101I only fuck white Nazis
>>33869001https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khQgaf3XR_cEver heard of this guy?
>>33870090I thought the snooker table was really popular
>>33870095If you nudge me again I'll spank you... wait nvm you'd like that.
>>33870098Bro you’re the definition of a traumatized narcissist
>>33870094Better when girly girl time.But now, nobody girls.
>>33868371M, no but I do sometimes wish I was me but born like 20-40 years earlier
>>33870084you better, his beard is the only thing holding his career together.
>>33869763Yep. Messy, kinda hurts because of sensitive cervix/placement while on period.
>>33870103Do you find them on /pol/?
>>33870098You're not mean, you're just autistic with limited experiences.
>>33870058I get conflicted replies from him about it concerning her. like one moment he says they've tried in the past, to saying they didn't want kids til they moved out of her place. that didn't happen(he ended up moving into my place). do you think he's vetting me now about potential children if we get that far? we are in our early 30s so time do be tickin
Do you think you can build chemistry with someone or is it always you just hit it off or don't?
Hey guys, actually, mutts are much more superior and healthy than pure breds because sometimes you might think you're getting a well-bred dog, but actually it's just a puppy mill and they just stuck a dog of that breed with another dog of that breed and did not cull dogs that carry genes for cancer and hip dysplasia! So really, you just need to keep mixing dogs and just keep conglomerating the worst problems in all of them!This is how race mixer sound.
>>33870094Yeah she said people here made her feel uncomfortable
>>33870117You can build it higher if you already have it but if there is none, then no.
>>33870117It's almost all about looks for both sexes
>>33870112Career? You all just gave him money, for years, and he said this in a breakdown video.
>>33870112Gross even the beard is ugly
>>33870083why'd you make your original post to begin with then?>don't worry, women don't want perfect 10/10 Chads>we'll settle for 8/10 Chads instead who MUST tick every single other box we haveOk? Good one. Unless it's some elaborate bait, like the guy that keeps posting "average girls".
>>33870067>>33870112he looks better without the beard imo
>>33870117I can't. I'm sure there are socially intelligent people who can.
>>33870108>>33870115You realize this is /adv/ - Advice and not /adv/ - Random Drive-by Insults right?
>>33870119Let me into the discord
>>33870121nah, that is not what I am talking about
>>33870106Cringe You know she's not going to fuck you so you can stop
>>33870027Bye bye saar
>>33870106I prefer closed-hand hits to open-hand ones, but close enough.
>>33870124Finding pictures of average people can be a little bit difficult because attractive people are the ones that have their pictures taken that go viral and are everywhere. Average people and ugly people not so much unless they're so ugly that it's funny or tragic and then it gets shared a lot
>>33870120But how do you know if there is none?
>>33869953RS3 is based and has soul.
>>33870129How much are you willing to pay?
>>33870131Let them have fun
>>33870128I didn't really mean that as an insult.
>>33870134What's ugly to you though
>name fag hours
>>33870133I'd get you more than just close enough, I don't quit until she's barely able to speak or walk correctly.
>>33870137Literally nothing, I only care for one reason and that’s because I’m a creepy stalker
>>33870131He's prepping her for Chad
>>33869801Sorry to burst your bubble that's going to be hard. My advice is read other romance stories written by women and don't make the guy so overly alpha chad. There's many male archetypes women like that you could play into, look into those.
>>33870118Sounds reasonable to me. Purebreeds becoming increasingly fucked up with various health problems is a well known issue.
>>33870098That sucks dude, I wish her the best, you're a good friend for trying to help and lending an ear tho>>33869052>A girl like top left>She was wearing nike sporty clothesgod that's hot
Developed a new crush, not sure if I can be bothered to experience the cycle™ again. Not even 100% sure she's into guys. Emotions are a fuck.
>>33870145>and don't make the guy so overly alpha chadAnon...Have you read romance?
>>33870148Yikes
>>33870117As an adult, it's basically either there or not. But a first impression isn't always gonna tell you. It really depends on the moment and circumstance that shows whether it's there or not.
>>33869543American, Southeast. Parents are from Europe, though.Thank you.
>>33870135You just do. You're just very attracted to them and easily have flowing conversation
>>33870148She's not interested. Cut your losses.
>>33870141Your the real faggot here
It’ll be a cold day in hell the day I take an L
>>33870134takes literally 10 seconds to google "average guy" and post a picture from what you find.The truth is, I'm right. Women find most men utterly repulsive.There's nothing wrong with that either, human sexuality is not supposed to be moral or fair, but at the very least don't play dumb.
>>33870147I'm trying to steer our conversation to something a little lighter now. She's been through the wringer just today - she revisited her childhood home as part of a legal dispute and the place is completely trashed by drug addicts, and she has to now get in touch with her dad (who used to beat the fuck out of her all the time and was later convicted of murder) as part of it too. I know when I'm completely out of my depth, so I'm just trying to talk about it with her and let her get her thoughts out.
>>33870159>>33870154It's never worked before but surely *this* time my cutting wit and boyish charm will win her over. Please...
>>33870148>Not even 100% sure she's into guysshe could be bi>>33870166>used to beat the fuck out of her all the timethat's awful man ): >I'm trying to steer our conversation to something a little lighter nowyeah, that might be a good idea desu
>>33870168Are you me
reply to this post with one word each and the first 5 (You)s will be my namefag title for the remainder of this thread.
>>33870140Hmm. To me ugly is poor genetics, like having eyes that are too close together, eyes that are too far apart, one eye is like an inch or so higher than the other one, or having a feature that just does not fit their face and never could, like eyes that are too small, a nose that's way too small or way too big, huge chin or way too small chin. But there are other things that can still be worked around, like having a forehead that's way too tall or way too short. Things like acne scars, dimples, dark eye circles, wrinkles around the eyes? I can handle that
>>33870173If
>>33870162FThat depends if you'll ever make it to room 40 though? Seems unlikely
>>33870173Dicks
>>33870146Maybe because you're going to a puppy mill that just breeds two dogs of the same breed and does not consider hmmmmm this golden retriever has the gene for cancer so any puppies it has will have cancer wave and they'll die way sooner than they should. Hmm this German Shepherd has hip dysplasia which means all of its puppies will have hip dysplasia. I wonder if I should still breed it or if I should make sure that this one does not breed? Do you really think months have anything going into it? What are the odds that you just got all of the worst features and known of the benefits?
>>33870173Could
>>33870158I feel like there is very little but I am also very awkward so it is hard to differentiate
>>33870173Nword
>>33870169>she could be biWhat I'm banking on. Could have sworn I heard her off handedly mention a guy she found attractive in the past, but my copium could be working overtime. She has an ex-girlfriend so 100% not straight.>>33870171I could well be...
>>33870173entj
>>33870182You're an uncreative person.
>>33870182You can't say that
>>33870170why tho, they're pretty great>>33870183>off handedly mention a guy she found attractive in the past>She has an ex-girlfriendprobs a bifag thenmy work crush also bi
>>33870018>Nobody is afraid of fat fucks though.We have a fat phobic femanon ITT
>>33870169Yeah, and her life since then has been even more horrific. I can't and don't even want to get into it - she considers her childhood home in its totally ruined state to be reflective of everything that happened since she left, and like she's ruined too. It's unbelievably fucked up stuff.
>>33870188>>33870189Sabotageeeee.
>>33870182Ah come on it was just getting kinda funny
what is that even supposed to mean?You guys suck at this. Burger hours, I swear to god.
What draws me to avoidant women?
how to tell if male best friend is vetting me for future pregnancy availability
>>33870032i do have a bit of that build but more muscular. i lift often
>>33870193Phobic It's such a meme. Who the hell is afraid of gay people? Who the hell is afraid of trannies? Who is afraid of fat people? I mean like I guess maybe them raping my children or sitting on me or stealing my food but I'm not afraid of them. Theyre just gross and irritating.
I’ve been listening to P!ATD Live in Denver every day since it dropped.
>>33870194bless her, hope the future is kinder to herig you can reassure her that none of it is her fault>>33870199idk, saviour complex?
>>33870192If you don't fuck off and stop replying to me with your gay shit, I'm gonna call ofcom on your ass.
>>33870199Mommy issues
>>33870198I should’ve samefagged I guess, it was looking promising
>>33870174So a jeet?
>>33870198We were doing so well until the retarded obese hippo blundered her way into spoiling things.If anything, this proves your point. Namefags are retarded, and the proof is that a namefag ruined your gimmick.
>>33870139NTA (obviously)That's very reductive and judgmental, you clearly meant it as an insult because he jilted you.
>>33870205lol angry much?>>33870206guess everyone's different but my mommy issues draw me to the opposite (open warm women)
>>33870209>>33870114WHERE DO YOU MEET YOUR NAZI BOIS?
>>33870209That goes without saying, even their own women don't like them
>>33870204I think the worst has passed. I just apologized for not being helpful, but suggested it's all going to get better. She said:>I just like talking to you, dork>>33870212That's just the way she talks, it's whatever.
made a new thread to escape my fate>>33870214>>33870214>>33870214>>33870214
>>33870209Another gare larp
>>33870200Is he ever argumentative about condom use?
>>33870206I’d like to think I manage to cope with those pretty well…
>>33870215Some of us are able to escape, like realizing that maybe you don't want a woman like your mother because your mother was an evil cunt and instead, you actually want to find love, real meaningful love. Congratulations on escaping!
>>33870221>made a new thread to escape using the name>keeps using the name
>>33870221>new on 5Namefrens are never beating the annoying cunt allegations
>>33870212I mean it's the most reasonable explanation for everything.Down to overstimulation by me and other loud/distressed persons.
>>33870216Gay bars, mostly
>>33870226And yet you really only like women who don't like you....
>>33870204>idk, saviour complex?I guess it’s this. It doesn’t really say anything good about me, does it
>>33870235I have a good relationship with my mom now, though.
>>33870219>I just like talking to you, dorkwell there you go lol, she probs just appreciates you being there for her>>33870228my mother is not evil, I actually think she's a very caring person deep down and means well, she just has... serious issues and was quite aggressive and dismissive to me growing up, so women who are gentle and sweet make me melt
>>33870221That one's gonna get raped by janny.
>>33870248Yeah, and I appreciate your replies. Very lacking in random insults. Thank you, anon.
>>33870243>>33870248Right, so you understand that it's totally not her fault that she was a horrific mother in the time period that it mattered the most, because you're an adult. You have that deep bond and need for your mother, so you're willing to forgive that she was not actually a mother to you, but it doesn't really matter because the damage was done. Your formative years were spent with someone who was aggressive towards you and did not Love you.
>>33870259Why you calling me out like that
>>33870251They don’t do anything
>>33870259Mine was neglectful, not aggressive. Which means I’m really not beating these allegations probably
>>33870262>>33870272Once you know how your mind works and why you're sabotaging yourself, you can break the cycle and stop doing it. I want to see you set free.
ive had my pp sucked before! it feels really good!
Is the new thread real?
>>33870285Yes
>>33870209Kek saars are coping today
>>33870285It seems okay for the time being.
>>33870277But :(
>>33870255>Very lacking in random insultsdon't speak too soon kekbut cheers <3>>33870259She loved me and she really tried I think, and I forgive her and will always love her. She just has serious mental health issues and doesn't have the best coping mechanisms...>>33870281ok no need to bragglad it was fun tho
>>33870281I laughed my ass off and I think I hurt her feelings the first time she tried on me. Sensory overload made me laugh hysterically.
>>33870277I think my problem is a deep internalized self hatred and shame I don't know how to fix or even interact with it
>>33870295And it's okay that you forgive her now. Thats good. But are you sure that part of you is not permanently hurt and sad and upset? You can still feel all those things even if you don't have an active resentment. It's totally fine to understand that she was mentally unwell and shouldn't have had children that she clearly could not care for, But is there a little boy somewhere within you that still very upset and heard about that? Hurt that his mommy did not take care of him or show him love?
The Hindu concept of Maya is actually just objectively true. Everything is a hall of mirrors. You are God and everything is your reflection. This is obviously true if you just stop and think about it. Why am I here? How is anything here? It's all you.
>>33870318>is there a little boy somewhere within you that still very upset and heard about that? Hurt that his mommy did not take care of him or show him love?well yeah, hence the mommy issues lol
>>33870039If in this so called break he's just moving closer to you and she's being MIA, their relationship doesn't look good. I agree with the other anon that you need to start communicating and being more upfront with them even if it's scary as it'll hopefully prevent things from getting more messy/convoluted in the long run. From where you and him are taking this, it doesn't seem like it'll stop anytime soon; your relationship to each other has completely changed now and cannot go back. I get that you don't have any ill-will towards her, but either he or you needs to tell her what been going on so she can make some decisions for her own life/whether she'd even want to continue fighting for the relationship. It's not right to be keeping her in the dark even if she is MIA. You need to be upfront and ask him what he's wanting from you AND his wife, you are clearly uncomfortable about the kissing being a more vulnerable act especially because you don't know where this dynamic is going. To me it seems like he's trying to have an unofficial relationship with you while his wife is emotionally pulling away. This is really wrong of him and it seems like he's checked out of the relationship as other anon said. This could hurt all of you in the end so you need to confront his intentions (and undercurrents of intentions from actions). What does he want to happen when his wife finds out you have been sleeping together and will probably not be stopping soon? Is he planning to divorce? Is he going to just string her on while keeping you in an unofficial relationship? Are you going to try and be poly?(Which is now a small chance). You also need to know what you want for yourself (and hopefully you want the best for YOU) because being his mistress is not a secure and healthy relationship for your emotional wellbeing or for any future children. I'm hoping you get through this without being emotionally wrecked anon.
It feels like UK has accelerated its decline since the Queen died. Elizabeth I and Victoria I and Elizabeth II had the best reigns in British history.America is the extension of the anglosphere started by the femcel queen Elizabeth I (in her rule britain became a superpower).I think it's time for a femcel president (me)
>>33870069Being 40kg is crazy. Start eating more high calorie food if you're just looking to gain any weight. Ideally start strength training and eat a shit ton of protein+fat. Spam high calorie drink in combination of protein if that's easier : milk, oats, giant glob of peanut butter (optional banana or any fruit or flavouring) blended. You can also add olive oil for added fats or protein powder. It's like 1000 calories.
>>33870153Yes I'm an avid romance reader, there's a certain limit to the alphaness the MMC can have. After that people notice. For example when you say he's this and that but none of it is shown on page/ he's unreasonably the complete opposite. Read many books like this.
>>33870431As a UK anon yeah it is a shitholeI'll vote for ya
>>33870040I find them hard to describe. But not many
>>33870542I’ve only dated three women myself, and I spent a few years on each one. I was happy to stay single for a while after that last one.I try to keep in mind that I haven’t met or dated many women when I start to worry I’ll never find Her. I try to believe that I just haven’t met her yet.
>>33869425I laughed at this
Are all women bisexual or just the non-prudes?
breivik
>>33870711WDSMBT
>>33870542I’m glad we’re cool btw
>>33870592At least you got to learn what worked and didn't work, right
>>33870776I did, yeah.Do you feel like you were deprived of that? You seem awfully convinced you can’t love again.
>>33869203F>>33869216What is it? I didn't know that would happen.
>>33870813It's not that I think I can't love again, it's just that it never works out. I think I have one more failure or heartbreak left in me before I call it quits for good because it messes with my nervous system and health too much
>>33870824I hope that if another breakup comes your way that you can eventually find the strength to try again. You want to be a mom; I hope you get that experience.You’re still pretty young, too.
>>33870838I'm pretty old for a woman who wants that. I was old when I started dating too, older than I wanted to be
>>3387084225, right? You’ve still got time.I see where a lot of this is coming from since you started dating later than you would have liked. I don’t think that says anything bad about you, though. You waited until college, I’m guessing?
image limit already?
>>33870868Huh, I didn’t even notice. I guess I see why somebody baked on page 5
>>33870859After college even and I wouldn't call it waiting lol Sorry I hate whining about this
>>33870885lol I immediately regretted using the word wait thereWhining isn’t ever fun, but I really don’t mind listening. I like talking to you. I want you to succeed.
>>33870903Thank you you're kind
>>33870919You’re welcome. So are you. Very patient, too.
>>33870923Am I I think you are
>>33870931I am and I’m not, on account of being crazy. You are very patient with my craziness. I really appreciate that about you.
sad because can't cum
>>33870937Funny
>>33870938Imagine a guy… but he’s naked, sexual style with a huge boanerDid it work
>>33870950I think it is now, too. I only seem to flip out like this every few months, at least.I’m almost normal most of the time. Was just excited to meet a nice girl.
>>33870953no it didn't, stupud SSRIs
>>33870960*stupiddamn it, wet phone
>>33870959Flip out how?
>>33870950you know you are talking to cuckworm sarge, right? search the archive before you get involved with that freak.
>>33870965The one with two baby mommas?
>>33870969no
>>33870964I get a bit manic every now and then. I let it get the better of me since we’ve started talking and was pretty pushy and overly sensitive.I was so relieved to hear you ask if we were cool. I thought I scared you off.
>>33870965I’m not cuckworm sarge you freakin joker.
>>33870970Deadass or what how can you tell>>33870972When did you even notice me
>>33870979It was when you asked if men would date a girl who was so stupid at her job.
>>33870975sure bro
>>33870988Ohh you like stupid girls
>>33870994No, just anxious ones. Cute nervous wreck office lady, I believe I said
>>33871003Whats the appeal
>>33871011I like to be there for people like you. I get to soothe someone’s worries, and the validation I get from someone accepting my help is immense
slooooooooooooooow /atoga/
>>33871029Move to the new thread, idiot
>>33871049there's a new thread?????? shit already?
