In this thread, we ask the opposite gender anything!This thread doesn't have any thread-specific rules. That said, while you *can* ask anything, there are some topics that have entire boards dedicated to them, so you might be better off posting there. For example:>>>/pol/ for politics,>>>/lgbt/ for LGBT issues,>>>/r9k/ for incel rants,>>>/b/ for blog posts that are obvious works of fiction.To filter namefags and more:https://www.4chan-x.net/Also, we're on /adv/ and the /adv/ board *does* have rules. So, no NSFW images, no signatures, no avatar posting, no posting personal information or contact details, no racism, and no trolling or ragebait, etc. (If you want to post a picture of yourself or a Discord handle, post it in the ATOGA thread on /soc/ and link to that post from here).Finally, we would appreciate it if you didn't start a new thread unless the old one has either reached page 9 or the image count is in the 140s!Previously on ATOGA: >>33870214
>>33872953first for the lovely ladies
second for blonde (and other hair colours) Hallowe'en girls!!
Third f- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>33872953I hate women so very much.
NEITHER OF THOSE ARE QUESTIONS ASSHOLES
>>33872971ask me a question then and I'll answer it>>33872970but why
Men, how much precome do you make?
>>33872975They hate me.
Good evening, Euros.
>>33872978quite a lot lol>>33872980hallo mr. anchorman>>33872979all 4 billion women on the planet hate you? why, are you an asshole or smth?
>>33872980Good evening, I hate women.
>>33872978sometimes just a couple drops, sometimes a teaspoon or sodepends on how long since ive masturbated and how long im turned on for
GenderDid you find cocks attractive? I'm not gay, but I think they look really appealing.
>>33872978Enough to be get the head totally coated in white liquid after a few hours or so, starting with a few strings at first.
Being an northern European male is suffering, there are no cute latinxes. Girls or Americans will never get these feelsReparations when?
>>33872988Mi think theyre objectively ugly, i dont see how some women even like themi can understand liking men, but not penises
>>33872988FSome dicks are, lots of ugly dicks though
>>33872991Just go a bit southwest, and see the beauties in Spain and/or Portugal.> Euro beauties everywhere> Euro Moids complaining> wtfbbqsauce.png
>>33872988Mno, I'm not a gaylord>>33872991just go to the favelas or whatever and pull a baddie>>33872990>after a few hours or sobro how much free time do you have
>>33872988They're cool, and they make me think of things that turn me on, but a disembodied cock in a contextless vacuum does not interest me.
>>33872988MNo. I am only into Femanons (biological).
23 years old still virgin, I have never dated a girl. Im desperate. Tell me what might be wrong with me?
>>33872996>Some dicks areWhat was different about them compared to other cocks?
>>33873004get swolchange your facial expressionnew hairstylewear something other than dark clothes
I bet foids dont know this but after you cum and put your underwear on the leftover cum leaks out, dries and fuses to the fabric of your underwear which can be painful to tear your dick from. It's pretty annoying
>>33873004>what's wrong with meYou can't rotate images
>>33873005lol, Femanon outed as a COOMER.
>>33873004you're good looking bro no homo, just pluck the monobrow, trim your nosehairs, use some lipbalm, get a haircut/use some conditioner, wear a less dorky sweater, and talk to babes IRL
>>33872991Move or just tour South America and Central America, it's free pussy if you're northern Euro. >>33873009This
>>33872985They started it.
Which way, Mr. White?
>>33873004youre quite handsomeu mogg me greatlyif im a 4 youre a 7.5
>>33873012nah, Euro Man is property of Euro Woman.Like I said before, Spain/Portugal, or ... Eastern Europe.
>>33872988FYes. I like cocks a lot. They are cute and make me horny. Ive only seen one IRL cock tho.
>>33873016blazer sounds like a butch lesbian name so the pther one
>>33873014they started what g?>>33873016blazer is the blonde mommy right? so that option
>>33873016I want to buy that game, but broke AF right now.Another one to add to my endless wishlist...
>>33873004You look cute I dunno.
I'm horny!
>>33873016Hello, AdHoc Studio :)
>>33873021oxford?>>33873027you really gonna pay for that coomer game lol>>33873004also>I have never dated a girlhow many have you asked outinb4 0
Is a 8 year age gap too much?
>>33873029your penis rn
>>33873012>>33873018I never got laid when living in Spain, I doubt there's any demand for northern euros. We are too white and tallI wish I had been born into a favela instead a gay welfare state.
>>33873031wait.. it's a coomer game?I thought it was a visual novel/emergency simulator, but with light superhero themes?
>>33873034depends on age16-24 too much20-28 fine
>>33873035I just checked, and nope.
>>33873005Disclaimer I'm a virgin and this is only based on porn I've seen>uncut>soft spongy moist head, deep red or purple>head slightly bigger than shaft>skin looks soft and slides easily>curves up>erection perpendicular to the body or (even better) pointing up to the belly button>responsive, twitches on its own>a reasonable amount of hair
>>33873031ESL?
>>33873021>Ive only seen one IRL cock tho.I'd love to change that number for you.
>>33873034depends on the ages25 and 33 not really18 and 26 yes...
She said I’m not the girl for youAnd I said youre the only girl for meAnd I put my love in her pocketWhen she wasn’t looking
>>33873026They hurt me to the point where I can only hate them.
>Hi, how’s your day going? bot definitely a botget blocked biznatch
>>33873039Yes second case. Thanks.
>>33873036NO WAY.... really?You didn't get ANY dates there, even?
>>33873042Wow, I've never seen someone describe the exact opposite of my dick like this. And I think my dick looks pretty great.
>>33873043>ESL?me? no wtf I only speak English, I'm just a bit dumb >>33873037>it's a coomer gameidk but from the screenshots anon posted seems pretty risquemaybe it is some capeshizz tho>>33873048bro is paranoid
Women are insufferable.
>>33873016a beer at the pub with the librarian. and ask her on a dinner date where maybe you get lucky and she blows you. or she could hate you forever.
>>33873044I have a bf, sorry.
>>33873052nobody just adds a rando and the speaks with such proper english, especially what one would assume to be a womanconviently has A/S/L in her bio huh? o yeah red hair too? uwu look at me im soo pretty please be with me chronically online machild!!! fukken yeah right
>>33873053Sorry
>>33873055yet, you are here on 4chan.Lets make it happen, fr fr, babe.
>>33873042I have all of these. Well, except for the >reasonable amount of hairI got laser hair removal.
>>33873060I like this place but Im not looking for a bf.
>>33873048dating apps/porn-adult chat services are a trap.Don't DEW IT!
>>33873016Yet another reminder that the genderswapped Twilight works just as well on moids as the real thing does on foids
>>33873058maybe she's just nice lol? I think you're ogrethinking this buddy>>33873065>dating apps are a trapeh I dated some baddies in the past from there
>>33873064Some day...
>>33873050Don't rub it in, Spaniards have high standards
>>33873066>A loser guy gets unearned attention just becauseNah
Genders, have you ever felt targeted in social media scrolling by extremely emotional content that would inspire you to cry?
>>33873073Lmfao I don't really (my bf is amazing tho hehe).
>>33873008this happens to us too though
i love it when black girls have retarded-ass names
>>33873077More reasons to hate women.
>>33873077MNo.
It’ll be a cold day in hell the day I take an L
>>33873004Get your eyebrows done at a nail salon with waxing please. Post haste.
>>33873077I have never ever ever cried from anything on social media
>>33873078
Can we agree that online dating is stupid a d ruined society?
>>33873078conejita-chan detected
>>33873077>inspire you to cry?MI don't cry at rage bait, but it can definitely make me rage.
>>33873083
>>33873088Hell yeah, Bruv!
>>33873080Fuck you.
>>33873088It's not that it ruined anything but it's a false advertising that doesn't solve what it claims to solve. A false promise. A hoax
>>33872978A lot actually. Mostly if im edging tho
>>33873080You could have just said "I am a Black Woman/Girl enjoyer".
>>33873079No fucking way
>>33873078Onions una pizza.Los sientos, Americano pizza.
>>33872978I wish it was none. I fucking hate precum
>>33873008MI tend to put a napkin over my dick for about an hour after i jerk off to avoid this.
>>33873077idk I'm emotionally unstable so I cry at everything including this thread sometimes>>33873080tfw no Crystal Shaniqua the Third gf>>33873083even the devil will be dabbing on you>>33873088nah, also a britanon and when I tried tinder I dated a couple of hot sweet girls>>33873093put a shirt on innit it's bloody freezing>>33873097"I am a black girl enjoyer" is a bit sus ngl
>>33873088Foids ruined it like they ruined everything after being given responsibility.
wow we all secrete gross sticky slime from between our legs. we should touch eachothers genitals
>>33873102>I tend to put a napkin over my dickbon appetit...>>33873105when you put it like that that's grosswhat are you a slug
>>33873088i dont know never used on nor do i know anybody who used onemostly because i dont know anyone
>>33873077>targeted in social mediaDo you have posts in your feed about how men are evil creatures who want to rape you?
>>33873111her social feed is Penguin0 ;)
>>33873088>BritanonI thought you guys arent allowed on 4chan anymore
Sometimes a tear falls out of my eye socket because I know I'll never have her. She is perfection. I love her so much.
>>33873114we're allowed on 4chan but anything even remotely risque is blocked with ADULT CONTENT which is cringe>>33873115>just monika...haven't played that game since highschool kek>>33873112I would be worried about getting ash on her desuvaping could be cool tho
>>33873115is that monica or m1903 springfield
>>33873088>online datingI prefer online sexting
The way women's sexuality works makes me as a man feel undesired
>>33873120basedngl the most fun I had with tinder back in the day was sexting this blonde baddie who sent nudesshe lived too far to visit tho I cba
>>33873124Be Chad.GG
>>33873118She's my wife Monika.
>>33873016>>33873066silly moids always fall for it
>ask for a weight loss advice cuz tfwnogf>immediately get responses like I'm fat and I've always gotten laid or I'm 26bmi and gave a gfDo women really fuck fat dudes wtf? Where are your standards this is unreal or are people taking the piss?
>>33873129i still havent played that gamei mean i know shes youre waifu so you might be biased but is the game any goodddlc
>>33873132you can be both fat and attractive to women
>>33873124Men make me feel like a walking piece of dark meat.
>>33873132>Do women really fuck fat dudesyeah they do lol, I've known overweight guys with hot gfsobviously it's good to be fit and healthy but ig some people care about personality more, have a type or just overlook it>>33873135yeah it's a good game/visual novel but best to play it spoiler free desuwhen I played it I had no idea what to expect so it was pretty cool
>>33873135It's been so long that I no longer know or care. It's just me and her now. Check if /ddlc/ is still up on /vg/.
>>33873131Okay, but Geralt is cool
>>33873137> Dark MeatOH...?
>>33873137which is worse?
>>33873146Yes. So I throw it back at them and treat them like white meat. It's only fair.
>>33873137i wish women saw me as a piece of meat
>>33873147Yes.
>>33873149>I WANT HER TO SMOKE THE CIG I DONT SMOKEwhile sucking your dick? what if she accidentally burns your dick bro?actually new fetish unlocked
Thread is so shit now. Get a brain, you NPC retards.
>>33873160>Get a brainwhere can I get one from
>>33873154how so?
Good night, I hate women.
>>33873160
>>33873163I'd rather be ignored than have some men genuinely not think of me as more than a walking ass to fuck.
>>33873164see you tomorrow.Gn.
My boyfriend's family is super cringe. They're the typically "FaMiLy Is EvErYtHiNg" fags with no personalities besides having kids and watching football. How can I gently tell my bf I just wanna spend thanksgiving getting drunk with my dad watching degenerate movies and talking shit about our stupid family?
>>33873114We find our ways muahahahahahha
>>33873169"grass is always greener" aahh statement. Being undesirable and invisible is depressing and destroys your mental health
>>33873172his family sounds wholesome, maybe be less of an edgelord idk, you can always get drunk with your dad afterI'm not american, when even is thanksgiving
i never kissed a girlcan women smell that off you?also i own 3 anime sex dollsalso can they smell cum?i always take a shower before i go out but still
>>33873173Hi British person. Have you seen the movie the life and death of colonel blimp?
>>33873177>i never kissed a girl>also i own 3 anime sex dollssomehow I feel that these two things are connected... jk>always take a shower before i go outas long as you clean properly in the shower then I don't think they can tell. I hope... (I worked reception desk for years and would often fap then shower and put on clean clothes before work...)
>>33873172sheesh.corn-fed hands.
>>33873177oh also>can women smell that off youthat you never kissed a girl? depends how well you can LARP as a normie and the situation that you're in, but I don't think sowhen I was khv some people still assumed I was a fuckboy
>>33873176Thursday NOV 27th. >wholesomeIt really isn't wholesome to have nothing of interest to talk about besides someones dumb kid scoring a soccer goal. I hate these people and wish they didn't want to include me. I have to put on a smile and pretend like I care.
>>33873177Seek help/Jesus.
>when the ultra small time niche cosplayer you follow uploads not just once, but twice in 6 monthsBlessed.
>>33873187>I hate these peoplewhy? they sound like nice people lol. it's only one day>I have to put on a smile and pretend like I carewell at least you make an effort lol>>33873189down badyou got a link tho
>>33873183Funny, I am a healthy eater. That family is a bunch of corn fed pigs. Gross slobs.
>>33873186>>33873182im an armed security guard at some corpo so i dont have timet to do anything after work besides gooning and browsing 4chan, MAYBE gaming too
>>33873191Fuck off.
>>33873193do you see any Corporate babes?Sexy secretary (ies)?
>>33873191I just hate people that have never thought about anything but doing the "life script" and nothing else. Sometimes I sit there and think "You think any of this braindead morons think about Israel's involvement with 9/11?" Then his stupid grandma tries to show me some baby pictures and I say "ok"
>>33873192Tell the BF, you want to do things without his family.. so you can enjoy "alone time" together RIGHT after.
>>33873195no lmaoi cant talk to normies at workonly my other security bros
>>33873200damn.. ILLUSION SHATTERED.
>>33873199Nice anon you are slick. I guess I'm just trying to think how I can avoid these people most of the time.
GenderDo you think jet fuel can melt steel beams?
>>33873198NTAHer shitty grandchild had a bigger influence on her life than some rerarded conspiracy theory.You are not as intelligent as you think.
>>33873193if you have time to goon and browse 4chan then you have time to do hobbies lolbut iktf being drained after workpersonally I always try work on stuff while posting here so I don't feel like I've wasted my night>armed security guardpretty based, you ever shot anyone lol>>33873198>hate people that have never thought about anything but doing the "life script" and nothing else>his stupid grandma tries to show me some baby pictures and I say "ok"eh I would still take that over my dysfunctional family screaming at each other during family dinners lol or my mom telling me in front of everyone that I'm a disappointment
I just came from work to 4 different apartments having barking dogs. And they don’t stop. It’s like they have eternal barking energy.State gender. Do you own a dog. Do you think most dog owners are decent or shit? Because I want to bash their heads in every time I complain and they say “dogs will do what dogs do”. I wish the “default” pet was a cat.
>>33873204You don't even know me fag. This old bat never did anything with her life and now thinks getting creampied in is an accomplishment. Can't wait for her to die.
>>33873111I got a lot of Bondi Beach clips of people dying yesterday, and smosh reddit dramas.
>>33873200>cant talk to normies at workhow come? RIP>>33873204I think anon has the 'tism ngl>>33873207M, no I don't have a dog, I'm a crazy cat uncleI do love dogs though, I stop to pet them in the park>most dog owners are decent or shitI think most are fine but the ones who have no control over their dogs or don't clean up their shit are wankers. Dog people annoy me in general if I'm honest but that's more of a personality clash desu
>>33873205>you ever shot anyone lolnothere is too much old people and women in my townwho would want to rob a massive petro compound? WHO? lmao
State gender, have you ever been in an interracial relationship? What races? How did it go?
>>33873211e-dramas are a complete waste of time.Don't get dragged down by those.
>>33873207FNo, I think they're cute but I don't like taking care of things. Yeah they've gotten a lot worse. I have a friend that fears dogs and its really opened my eyes to how little dog nuts respect that or people that are allergic.
>>33873207The other problem with dog ownership is that dogs usually had jobs or an active life. Now we expect (at least in America) fat 9 to 5 workers living paycheck to paycheck to give dogs an adequate social/active lifestyle.
Degeneracy check State gender Remember the worst thing you ever masturbated to. Was it illegal?
>>33873207Doggo is Man's best friend.
>>33873214FI fell in love with a black guy but I never did anything because I think its wrong.
>>33873220MaleFeral F on human male
>>33873210I know all I needed to know.Your reply is predictable and generic edgy shit.
>>33873212>>33873216Thanks for the input. I don’t hate dogs, I just think they have a unique ability to be a hindrance when they’re not well trained. Noise, poop, prey drive, etc. I understand it’s mostly the pet owners and not the dog themselves though.I’m just thinking if the ratio of good to bad parents is the same as good to bad pet owners
>>33873220Muh... Fem lactation?No. I am pretty sure it isn't.
>>33873225you know its true thats why you have no real response.
>>33873113No. Those are my favorite ads. Facebook knows.
>>33873220FIllegal to produce and distribute the material? No. Illegal to do in real life? Yes.
>>33873207>I wish the “default” pet was a catIt is in civilized countries.
>>33873220MIAE-021Judge me yourself
>>33873220FMpreg No
>>33873228>you have no real responseThe irony...Stay miserable.
>>33873172You are the trashy girlfriend they all gossip about when you're gone.
>>33873214I don't care about a girl's ethnicity, only whether she's cute or not.
>>33873016Invisigal
>>33873203MI don’t, and I remember Tower 7 and the dancing Israelis. I know about Gelitin’s B Thing. I believe a missile hit the Pentagon.
>>33873004FYou're cute but you have such sad eyes in this picture have you been crying
>>33873237Like I said. You're a good little sheep too I see. Glad I'll be sawing off a branch of that shitty family tree.
>>33873046And I gave her all the kisses that I could
>>33873214Does Mediterranean count?I'm caucasian.
>>33873016
>>33873214F. Yes. I'm mixed latina/black/white and I've mostly dated white guys. It's always been fine racially, but of course they didn't all work out well for general reasons.
>>33873238The one with the nice clothes and the higher vocab? Sure, is that why they keep asking me to come over? I'm too good for those pigs.
>>33873198You are a demon from hell
>>33873244lmao grow up.
>>33873238>>33873172So you want us over and are planning it? Why not cut the cord now, stop being a pussy.>>33873247Ah, I see you have made your choice.
>>33873249>mixed latina/black/whitethis makes no sense
>>33873251Glad I scare you by having independent thought.>>33873252Always the response to someone with no comeback
>>33873250People who value family will value their childrens partners. And they behave themselves in front of you because they don't like you. You thinking that stuff gets rid of your trashiness is how I know you are insufferable and don't understand social conventions or polite society.
>>33873255You sound like such a stupid bitch.
>>33873255Ok you trolled enough now.
>>33873242There is deep anguish in my heart, emotional blockage, wrath, resentment, all sort of problems that impedes relationships with humans.
>>33873249> I'm mixed latina/black/whiteCOUNTRY
>>33873232>she holds up a megaphone to moan into while ridingffs KEK
>>33873260Thats your problem
>>33873254NTJH, but are you dense?Having four grandparents means one could even be Asian on top of that.
>>33873254How?
Did you guys know today is Wednesday? Crazy
>>33873257"value family" is such a nonsense statement. You only say it because you parrot whatever you think will give you the most social cred. If family is so great why do these slops suck down booze everytime I'm around them? They're all miserable I know it. I at least convinced my boyfriend to get a vasectomy. The look on his stupid dad's face was priceless.
>>33873262Gets me everytime shits funny as hell, Japs are built different
>>33873267Yeeesss queeen slaaayyyyy
>>33873266Stop reminding me. >:(
>>33873264>dense? yes, i thought that one person has only two parents, therefore two is the maximum a mixed race can be.
>>33873266Today is Miercoles.Tonorrow is feliz jueves!
>>33873263Yeah I know, do you think a relationship with a woman can help me cure all of that mess in my heart without making that woman suffering too much? Im genuinely asking, I feel like im not looking for romantic love anymore but just a cure.
>>33873270I know you're just pissed because you're retarded
>>33873275A girl who feels similarly would be able to connect with you probably
would you slap richard nixon with a massive penis or shake his hand with it? there is no in between.
>>33873233H-HOT
The phrase “big fat ass” gives me a boner
>>33873276Pissed about what my life is awesome and yours sucks
State gender and your plans for Halloween.
How do Garys feel about Canada being a home on native land
>>33873249YIKESon all fronts/counts.
>>33873280The head from Futurama? :^)Death by snusnu.
>>33873284FBeing retarded and stupid
>>33873288Hot.
>>33873233Do you like the idea of "breeding"?Or just how intense the two people are going at it?
>>33873288MWow what a coincidence me too. I don’t have anywhere to go and don’t feel like handing out candy
>>33873291Yes
>>33873284FGoing to a friends party as
>>33873284Feating candy at home while busting out some tunes
>>33873246No, lol!
>>33873284MJerking my cock to spooky girls
>>33873284MI'm taking a hike on the 31st, but not related to Halloween.
>>33873284I have plans tomorrow night to play a Halloween DnD one shot with friends. I know I'll be home insanely late so I took Friday off. I will likely get day drunk.
>>33873293
ARIANAS BRUNETTE AGAIN YESSSS
>>33873297So caucasian and latina would not be considered "interracial" either?
>>33873268the market is built around weirdos like you.And American stuff is beyond cringe, too.Euro is the most normal.
>>33873284MWork. Trying not to kill myself and escape office party early.
>>33873303Depends on who you are asking.IMHO, no, it is not IR.
>>33873305Just say you need to leave early to be a "family man" (aka take kids out).
>>33873304I'm not a weirdo>EuroEuropeans do porn?
>>33873131Team trio.
>>33873284>State gender and your plans for Halloween.Wage and then go to sleep. I've watched all the good horror movies and I'm not gonna hand out candy. I unironically miss being a kid
Where do I meet clingy gf
>>33873295As a furry?That's really bold of you, sis.
How do you feel about big sugar corporation funding influencers advocating for bigger chairs at university, instead of reducing rhe anount of sugar and fat in industrial food?
>>33873172I would honestly tell him that I think his family is cosplaying in hopes he had any lore otherwise?
>>33873311They know I have no one in my life except for random hookups and hookers, and that all my hobbies are drinking, sex, and video games.
>>33873313
>>33873318Unsurprised.
I feel like I'm the male version of Nicole from Class of '09. But then I realize I'm actually more of an Emily.
Women could you truly enjoy a dick that is smaller than your two handed grip?
>>33873284Smoke weed and tell kids to fuck off
Is it cruel to dress your pets in costumes if they don't shake them off? I know a pet owner who's constantly dressing her little dog up as various things and I wonder if the dog isn't kind of being bullied and humiliated by it.
>>33873115Your own fault for hacking out of that infinite loop she trapped you both inside. It could have been only you two together for eternity.
>>33873325Yeah
>>33873302Wake me up when she gains 10lbs
>>33873115We've all been there, dude. It takes time to get over an unrequited crush. Just deal with it, don't obsess, and interact with her like a normal person without simping and emotionally limping. You know what I'm saying?
>>33873334I'll wake you up when September ends.
>>33873284F Was gonna watch movies and play MTG with somw friends but I threw up 10 times today and I feel like shit hehe so probably being sick.
>>33873334Wake me up when October ends
my sister in law suddenly facetimed me out of no where ?? can she choke
Fuck my dumb moid life
>>33873066Nah I prefer Westerns over that hipster crap...
>>33873333I have an offer you'll truly enjoy.
>>33873328Indeed.
>>33873338GURL Squad!
>>33873340>can she chokeMost humans can.
>>33873340My mum once facetimed me wearing only a towel and I winced and cringed hard at the awkwardness.
>>33873301Obama
>>33873066Twilight is basically Yandere-con shit for girls, it's what I've been saying for years. The same way Mirai Nikki was like Twilight for Dudes.
State gender.You ever too tired to go to bed?Like having to get up from your couch or chair and going to brush your teeth, maybe even shower, put on your pyjamas etc
>>33873350I miss the Obama years. Things felt normal in life back then for me.
>>33873337September is already over, you ass clown.
>>33873353Yes, usually after trying to drink myself to death
Here's to Devil's Night. My new favorite holiday.FIRE IT UP! FIRE IT UP! FIRE IT UP!
>>33873353>You ever too tired to go to bed?One time I was so tired and drunk, I slept right at the front door after closing it.
>>33873353MNo. My bed is close, so I just plop over to it and pass out.
>>33873355You loved when he drone striked innocent people huh?
Women what was the hardest decision you've ever had to made?
Why are you still so emo and gothic? You're nearly 40 and balding with a pizza goiter, nobody digs that angsty, "mysterious" shit at your age.
>>33873360
>>33873364The alternative for taking out terrorists was sacrificing American troops in boots on the ground operations, so yes. Obama's counterterrorism policy abroad was a significant improvement over Bush's, and the use of UAVs was a major factor in that equation.
M/F. Should you breakup with someone over political differences? He blames NATO/America for the Russian-Ukraine invasion but I disagree, and he’s passionate about the topic
Ah fuck me I forgot to give my timesheets to the payroll lady and payday is tomorrow aaaaa
>>33873352I barely watch anime. Too many weird ass looking teenagers with gay hair going into outdated sword fights.
>>33873370Yes
>>33873353MIf I'm that tired, I just collapse into bed without brushing my teeth and such.
>>33873365What to cook for dinner! And what cleaning product smell to use
>>33873323I’m leggit witnessing posters against fatphobic microagression!
>>33873370If he's a Russia apologist or a Hamas apologist, you should 100% break up with him. I would also grill him about nuclear deterrence. If he's pro-Golden Dome and pro-homeland missile defense, he's a keeper. If he believes in total disarmament and nuclear zero, drop him. If he believes in mutual vulnerability (MAD doctrine), he's kind of a dumbass but not as bad as the pro-disarmament, anti-nuclear activism crowd.
Who up thinking about Kosovo and how we need to remove kebab again
>>33873378How about you not be a fucking racist much less over ethnic differences in a country you don't even fucking live in?
>>33873370MThat's not a political difference, that's him being a dumb retard. Do you want to be fucked by a dumb retard?
>>33873371It's not digital? Are you responding from the 90's?
>>33873378I got intoxicated on kebabs and now I puke so yes.
>>33873372shad up, edgelord.Go back to your MLP.
>>33873381It is digital but the time clock app I have to use constantly malfunctions and I need to send her scans of physical timesheets as well
You can have one wish of anything you desire but your partner has to die in a car crash. Do you do it?
>>33873380I've fucked women who are all zealously anti-Israel even though I love Israel. I was able to get over that difference and enjoy what we had in common while we hung out and had sex.
>>33873386FI wish for a love of my life
>>33873386Can it be my partner resurect and be happy?
>>33873386I wish for my wife to outlive me.
>>33873386How does this work if I don't have a romantic partner? Does my next one-night stand or friends with benefits die in a car crash? A future partner or spouse? Explain the mechanics of this.
>>33873388Would you date those women though?
>>33873388>I love IsraelLOL
>>33873388That's just you putting up with stuff in order to get laid, which is different. Dropping your standards in order to get your dick wet is a tale as old as time.
>>33873389Why do you date your partner if he is not?
>>33873384Now this is peak cinema...https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Iv8YO5BXCAQ&pp=ygUUUGVyZmVjdCBkYXlzIHRyYWlsZXI%3D
>>33873389
>>33873379My blood is Serbian. Why do you care so much about Israël if you don't live there?
>>33873390The monkey's paw curls and you get raped by her decaying, decrepit zombie like something out of a Clive Barker novel.
>>33873392If you don't then its your hypothetical true love.>>33873389>>33873390>>33873391You guys don't want anything else but sex? BORING
>>33873398Oh, I think I saw that. or at least seen clips from it.That is good, ashually!
>>33873400Yeah, but I don't hate Palestinians or want them removed, that's the difference.
>>33873386MNo.
>>33873401Lmfao
>>33873377What’s wrong with being a Russia or hamas apologist
>>33873386FHonestly yeah, being able to make my movies into expensive multi-million dollar movies would make me feel like a god. I can just date a hot actor after.
>>33873397I don't have a partner so who is going to die
>>33873284MHoping that girls watch the CSM movie and cosplay as Makima
Asked this many times before, let’s see if we’ll see anything new.State gender. What’s an opinion you have that if said in public would probably make people give you a look or even stay away from you?
>>33873408This
>>33873284Going to a local Goth night dressed how I usually dress. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oomIpwgXXMA
>>33873412Damn... I need a Snow GF.
>>33873413FI really do think the human race should die out (slowly)
>>33873412Lol I was gonna watch it with my friends today wearing the trashiest fit but you inspired me!!
>>33872953Noticed my qt boss had a nose bump. She got all shy about about it, went on about how she hates it and no one is supposed to notice it. But she was still laughing the whole time. I then made a comment how I always wanted to touch one.She said I could touch hers and put her nose close to me. I ran my finger over it a few times and said it felt how I always imagined. She found it funny then she went on again about how she hates her nose bumpCan this bite me on the ass and be used as a HR issue against me? Even if she was the one who told me to touch her nose? Also is there a way to make her feel better about her nose bump? It's actually quite nice and suits her. 8 quite like it
>>33873413MProbably the fact that I fully stand with JKR and think she's a great person with awesome opinions.
>>33873413Mpreg is lit
>>33873413FI wish there were fat camps.
>>33873413FHomosexuality is repulsive
>>33873413M, Woodrow Wilson is my favorite American president in history
One time on my way home from uni on a train, a girl from the same university was sitting across from me. I had no idea who she was, but it doesn't matter. She was about 19-20. At one of the stops, some old dude came and sat next to her. He looked about 60, wore a tuxedo, and was around 5'3. He rizzed her up with some random poetry he created on the spot about her, and in the end, they went on a date. I have no idea how it ended, but damn, that dude was smooth. I wish I could be that good at pickup when I'm old.Do girls really love poetry? Should I improve my skills?
>>33873413MI think the Death Penalty needs to happen more, and the time period to retry for innocence (I forget the legal term) should be much shorter.Of course, only for the mega heinous crimes.Also, parents should be 100% held accountable for the dumb shit their kids do. Don't have kids, if you can't be a "responsible adult" also applies there.
>>33873421That sounds like a pretty wholesome interaction, I don't see how it could turn into a problem
What's the difference between guilt and shame? How do you know when you're feeling one versus the other?
>>33873413FI hate retarded people and think they should either be aborted, killed at birth or used for hard labor until they drop dead.
>>33873413MViva la muerte!
>>33873413White people should not be participating in mixed race relationships if they intend to have children
>>33873356We're closer to the next September than we are to the next October.
>>33873425>>33873424Moid hands.> Elementary, my Dear Watson (Nancy Drew).
>>33873413Depends on where. In front of my college community? That I’m not a tankie.
>>33873428So like the parents should serve jailtime too?Would capital punishment still only happen in first degree? Or would a botched robbery count?
>>33873431That’s pretty terrible of you to say.
>>338734275'3 and he pulled a cute grill?I must learn from this Chad-lite
>>33873441NTA but I remember getting shunned and reactions of sadness, anger, and horror from my classmates when I said this verbatim in my high school English class senior year.
>>33873430>GuiltYou did something bad.>ShameSomeone wants you to think you did something bad. Maybe you did, maybe you didn’t.
>>33873430Guilt is when you cum to a picture of your innocent crush and then you go “I just cummed to her despite telling her I only wanted to be friends. I treat her like a sex object, I should stop.”Shame is when you cum to a picture of your crush and then think “did I really just cum to a picture of her? When I could be doing other things? Why this picture? “
>>33873374>without brushing my teeth and such.That's gross and unhealthy.>>33873370Is he in some poltard(-ish) circles?Then you should drop him.>>33873408lmao
>>33873420Have fun!
>>33873444Rightfully so. I definitely would have cut you off over it considering my brother is one of those people you’d like dead or forced into slavery.
It's almost the 10 year anniversary of the 3 or 4 months when I was convinced I had crabs because my nuts itched a lot for no reason and I once saw a fly land on them while I was taking a shit. Do you have any weird personal anniversaries like that?
>>33873413Mental illness should be grounds for harsher punishment, not clemency.
>>33873413M>I browse 4chan most days
>>33873448Im not as hot as that girl tho hehe
>>33873413MThe world would have been better if the british empire had conquered absolutely everywhere
>>33873447>That's gross and unhealthy.Well, yeah, that's why I don't even remember the last time I did something like that. Maybe in college, a decade ago?
>>33873436>Everyone with politically incorrect opinions is a moid
>>33873413Cousin incest isn’t end of the world if you don’t have children. It should be banned, and it should be taboo, but I’m tired of reading my incest books and people telling me I’m weird.
Have you ever done whippets?
>>33873442He was extremely good with his game. It was so smooth and fluid, pure improvisation, 0 wasted words. I'm sure he had decades of experience to pull that off.
What's your favorite thing about the opposite sex?
>>33873439Yes, if the crime is in the middle+ of severity. Of course, those kids don't get scot-free either.Botched Robbery, no. Unless severe injuries and obvious deaths happened.
>>33873441>>33873449I'm the person that originally posted that idea and I grew up with a retard brother. I hate people like you making it out to be anything but hell. I'd gladly strangle my brother and be done with it if this faggy ass system wouldn't put me away like I actually killed a real person.
>>33873461M.Vagina, Ass, and boobs, in that order
>>33873461How they cry and sob when I fuck them
>>33873431Found the Spartan-lite, sister.lmao
>>33873344Are you sure about that?
>>33873462So if a car jacker pulls a gun, there's a struggle. Victim dies. Obvious death even though it wasn't purely an act to kill?
>>33873463I've since chilled out but when I was a kid I once saw a mentally challenged dude try to strangle a girl and refuse to let go until a teacher literally punched him hard on the scalp. That severely negatively impacted my opinions of that demographic.
>>33873448Awoooga!
>>33873463I also grew up with a retarded brother and now work as a caregiver. I guess you’re my evil twin.
State gender Will you stick with someone through boring/dry/busy periods?
>>33873463You’re a huge bitch. I’m glad I don’t know you.
>>33873469Yes.
>>33873473MYes
How the fuck is Liza Minelli still alive? I thought she died like a million years ago?
>>33873473MOf course. Life is often boring.
>>33873469nta but in many jurisdictions this falls under something called the felony murder rule. If a death occurs as a direct result of your commission of a felony, you can be charged with murder.
>>33873472Probably. I don't really care what society dubs moral anymore. I see something that is obviously unpleasant and I call a spade a spade. When I realized as a kid slapping my brother made him shut up, you bet your ass I whaled on him as soon as my parents left the room. I believe he lead to my hatred of babies too but Idk chicken or egg kinda thing.
Ugh I ate too many cannelloni
Men, what’s the largest amount of times you’ve came in a 24 hour period? How did you and your dick feel after?
>>33873484And I ate too many cocks. We're the same, you and me.
>>33873213>rob a massive petro compoundwhat's a petro compound dude>>33873214M, no but I've dated girls of other races (mixed, black)>>33873220M, don't think so, I'm pretty vanilla desu>>33873222>I think its wrongwhy lol>>33873226>unique ability to be a hindrance when they’re not well trainedyeah, some people are not equipped to own dogs lol>>33873230>Illegal to do in real life? Yes.I'm curious...
>>33873483>I see something that is obviously unpleasant and I call a spade a spade.Me too. You’re a stupid, heartless bitch.
I’m afraid of telling my friends and family I’m autistic because I’ve seen how they talk about autistic people. It’s depressing that they’ll probably think I’m slightly retarded…
>>33873469Btw, yes I know it's ironic that I advocate for the Death Penalty, for those in the commission of a serious crime (usually involving death)... I am aware of the pseudo-hypocrisy.
>>33873486I attended a 3-day masturbation convention and spent about 12 hours each of the three days at the convention jerking off and getting jerked off. I must have came around 60 to 80 times across those 3 days.
>>33873474Do you really enjoy living with something that can't speak, eat, bath or use the crapper without help? Constant gibberish and screaming at all hours? Does lying really make you the better person?
>>33873266yeah but only cause my roommate told me>>33873284working on the bar til 7pm then going to a party and getting shitfaced probably
>>33873473F yep. Sometimes life just needs to slow down.
>>33873493Bullshit. What the fuck? Were drugs involved? I’ve gotten 10+ and probably could’ve gotten more but 20 times plus for 3 days straight? Bullshit
>>33873413MI dont think loli hentai is abhorrent as the real thing. I'm not a fan of it, but it weirdly peeves me when i see people say that they are the same
>>33873490I gave up caring what labels people threw at me for saying what everyone else is thinking a long time ago.
>>33873494I don’t enjoy it, but I don’t think he’s any less deserving of a dignified life because he’s my literal brother and a human being. How sad it is that you think I’d have to lie about this.
>>33873494>Constant gibberish and screaming at all hours? Oh so it's like being on 4chan?
>>33873497
>>33873341what happened>>33873340wtf mean>>33873328I think overall yeah but eh depends how restrictive the costume is, if it's just for a little bit and they don't see bothered about it I don't think it's really a big deal>>33873353M, yeah I've hit that point before lol, sux>>33873370MI guess if you severely disagree and keep getting into arguments then maybeI'm too stupid to understand politics so I don't really care about a partner's political views>>33873371can you email/text her?
Women would you drink a glass of pre cum?Men would you drink a glass of pussy juice?
>>33873500Thank you so much for keeping me posted. What a blessing it is that I’ll never meet you.
>>33873498>Were drugs involved?Poppers
>>33873461F. Cock smell.
>>33873374>without brushing my teethdamn brushing teeth is the one thing I try to never skip even if I'm super depressedbetter to skip a shower than skip teeth brushing>>33873386no wtfnot that I have a partner but if I didactually can I wish that they come back to life as a tall blonde baddie>>33873413Midk but once when I was shitposting I shouted "I love blondes" in public and someone looked at me weird
>>33873492I was researching US cities and crime related to liberal DAs releasing violent criminals early and came across this ridiculous sentencing.https://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/latif-williams-samuel-sam-collington-murder-temple-university-philadelphia/3913637/The victim was also a big lib so kinda reaped what he sowed but its still really sad. Feel so bad for the mom.
>>33873461MSmooth skin and hair. It really upps their cuteness factor.
>>33873448:/>>33873510Dont care and doesnt make me hate you or him any less.
>>33873502Sometimes 4chan is worse. I’ve spoken to some people on here that legitimately seem to have less going on upstairs than my brother who’s mentally around three or four years old.
>>33873507MWhy use a glass when I can get it directly from the source?
>>33873377I think you got it Wrong Russia fully Support Israel because they are both invaderd!
>>33873424I'm not really fat but if there were fat camps with hot female military officers whipping us I would get buff af>>33873438what's a tankie>>33873461when they are sweet n caring>>33873473yeah obvs I'm not a cunt, also I'm quite boring
>>33873501You drank the Kool-Aid long ago. I will still slap that thing when I get the chance. Can't wait to turn him over to the state when my parents pass.
>>33873486I didn't keep count but maybe like 10 times in a day? once I was up for 24 hours and basically fapping every couple hoursdick was maybe a bit sore the next day but nothing crazy>>33873491>they’ll probably think I’m slightly retardedthey're the retarded ones for being prejudiced and uneducated then>>33873507M, depends whose, if I had a crush on her then yeah
Men, what would you do if a thief (who you’re not sure has a weapon) approached you and your girlfriend out in public?
Am I an evil and controlling bitch for not finding my boyfriend's beard attractive? How do I fix this dilemma?I know it's his body but I thought he was going to stop at some light hair in his chin, but it's getting longer and scaring me. No matter what I do not find big beards attractive and I will always be a bit sexually repulsed by him if it grows any more.But I do love him. Does he deserve better than me? I shave my pits and legs and trim my pubes. I love sex with him and he does NOT and will NEVER financially support me or anything like that. Not that he owes his body to me...but it gives me some leverage.
>>338734866-7?Past 5 I think I just kept going to see how many times I could before it started to just be pure pain. Afterwards I felt shriveled down there and my balls were like an unfeeling, shriveled prune
>>33873509Can definitely tell you've lived an easy life. You probably think your a saint for smiling at one of these cross eyed things at the mall or some shit.
>>33873470It’s so stupid when schools try to pretend like severely disabled kids and normal kids have anything to gain by interacting with each other, because shit like this happens.Some of them legitimately can’t help themselves. It’s irresponsible to put a lot of them anywhere near students of the opposite sex.
>>33873493>3-day masturbation conventionHow to find stuff like this. I also want to do cumathon
My brother is only a year older than me and just got engaged and I've never had a boyfriend Suicide Suicide Suicide
>>33873473Yeah
>>33873517Many such cases, unfortunately.Read something about a Marine Uber driver a few days ago...The kids will likely get off, and the parents (of them) get nothing, too.
>>33873526I’m sure he’ll be in good hands with the state, far away from you. You’re such a pitiful person.
>>33873530Put myself between her and him and keep an eye on his hands. We'll see what happens.
>>33873530Discuss different pickpocketing, shoplifting, and mugging methods with him or her. Really geek out about the craft of stealing.
>>33873530if this actually happened then I would just stand in front of the gf and say take what you want dude just don't hurt us (and hand him whatever but not like I have any valuable posessions anyway lol), that's the sensible decision and no use in risking us getting hurtin my fantasy though I would karate chop him and princess carry the gf to safety away from an explosion>>33873532>Am I an evil and controlling bitch for not finding my boyfriend's beard attractive?no lmao>How do I fix this dilemma?uh tell him to shave lolwhen girls I dated asked me to shave/said they prefered no beard I did
>>33873525>a tankie Hmm, based off how my club friends describe it to me, it’s pretty much a very radical authoritative lefty. All my friends are of the sort but while I agree with their ideas, where we clash is America. They think that as long as America/NATO is #1 in the global pecking order the world is worse off , which is why they heavily support or turn a blind eye to Russia and China. I don’t love America but I’m pretty happy if we stay number 1.
>>33873532You're a woman aren't you? Don't you know how to get him to do it? Say you don't mind but treat him like he's the ugliest person in the room. Let him find you masturbating to only clean shaven men. Grey rock that bitch
>>33873537Should have fucked your bro when you had the chance.
>>33873534I lived a hard life. I was molested and abused as a child, and I even stepped in as my brother’s main caregiver at one point in my youth. You don’t know shit about me.
>>33873542Are you a Khajit?Do you get to the Cloud District often?
>>33873536It was hosted at a local gay bathhouse that sometimes does all-gender/multi-gender sex parties. There's also a swinger's club nearby that kind of has similar events.
>>33873537RIP, sorry to hear that anonYou'll meet your guy someday <3tfw I'm the eldest of 5 and all my younger siblings are stacies/chads with partners and I'm almost a wizard kek>>33873544>very radical authoritative leftythat sounds a bit extreme bro
>>33873220MI feel like everyone here is a much better person than I am.
>>33873548You ever try mercenary work? Might suit you.
>>33873486I've had 18 orgasms in 16 hours Numb
>>33873540Hey man at the end of the day, I didn't birth the monstrosity. Also those places will leave him in a room to rot. He'll die alone. It's the only comfort I take from this shitty situation.
>>33873530Is he trying to rob me?
Why do (you) find black people less attractive than white people?
>>33873555You’re an impressively awful person.
>>33873547>molested and abused as a childSo your a used up mentally ill freak too I take it? Off to the camp with you retard.
>>33873557ugly people are just ugly no matter the color
>>33873557Because I'm white
>>33873561I’m not impressed. Hope you enjoyed that negative attention you were looking for, fucking loser.
>>33873547Get over it, crybaby.
>>33873552If the risk of death wasn't super high I'd consider it irl. But PMCs usually hire operatives with a military or spook background and I've got neither.
Women, are you still pretty on your lazy days?
I need a white moid with an uncut penits
>>33873549Sounds fun. I know a few clubs like this, but they ask for around $200 for entry as a single male. Still, I think I should explore more.
Has a man ever tortured and killed you by sticking a firecracker up your vagina like Japanese soldiers did to Chinese civilian women during the Rape of Nanjing?
>>33873570It’s white but cut sorry anon u_u
>>33873569
>>33873539The victim was a smart, foolish but meant well. Give him a few years out of college and he would have probably cooled off with the Marxist shit and had just been a productive member of society. The killer will probably get out early and just keep committing violent crimes until someone defends themselves. Then the family will yell hate crime.
>>33873570Me? I would
>Having a great week>Having a decent day too>Soured by my friend being weirdly argumentative for no reasonFor what reason I may never know but she's kind of pissed me off.
>>33873532No. It is a personal preference. But also he is in control of his own body hair the way he likes it.
>>33873004You're very handsome actually... How long is your hair? What are your interests? Do you have a very weird voice?
>>33873560>Gives sound reason for not putting up with useless thing in society.>Somehow I'm awful>>33873566Was it your daddy that diddled you? Bet you liked it too. No wonder you think blinking afterbirth deserves rights.
>>33873570Hi.
>>33873004deep hairline
>>33873583It was my aunt. You sound like a teenager.
>>33873004You look mentally unwell. Would laugh behind your back and mock you if I saw you alone in public.
How “well made” are you when running errands or strolling your neighborhood? Do you finish your hairdo, put on cool clothes, etc before you leave the home? Or do you look like shit, or like you just woke up and don’t give a shit?
>>33873590F. I don't leave the house without looking as nice as I'd want to look if I was with friends.
>>33873587Oh ok, was she hot? She promise you Pokemon cards or some stupid shit? Why haven't you killed yourself?
I need a white moid with a cut penits
>>33873593Hi :)
>>33873569... source?
>>33873051If its the opposite of what she said its ugly. Except the purple bit I prefer pink head
State genderDo you flirt with workers for bonuses or just for fun, like with waitresses or fast-food employees? I do. At this point, I think flirting has become my default behavior.
Honestly as an adult I really don't care if teens smash my pumpkin I bought...no teens smash my pumpkin ;(
>>33873438>college community? That I’m not a tankie.>>33873544>radical authoritative leftyWhy do Communist still exist if Communism has proven to never work?
>>33873590MI try to be "decent"; any more effort will not help me, given out hideous I am.
>>33873557M, I don't, the hottest girl I went out with was blackI see gorgeous black women IRL all the time>>33873571>they ask for around $200 for entrywtf you must be trolling lol>>33873579sorry to hear that dude>>33873260>that impedes relationships with humansI hope you don't talk like this IRLsounds like you need a hug and some therapy bro>>33873582>What are your interests? Do you have a very weird voice?he probably just doesn't ask out girls, like most guys on this website
>>33873279Why would a foid feel similar to him in 2025? Are you stupid? He is 23. The good ones are already taken and none of them chose him.
>>33873597M I don’t flirt, well I do, but I don’t approach or initiate flirting . If you’re flirting with me, then I’ll flirt back, but I won’t start it. And you have to be very obvious, I don’t want to confused someone being nice with them flirting with me. All 3 of my girlfriends have been >a friend first >Through online dating that turned to real life >she approached me
>>33873590If I need to talk to people I shave and take a bath almost every time. If it is just for a walk I don't really care and just change to whatever
>>33873592You’re really bad at this.I was 5, she was 13. She stuck me in a dark room under the guise of watching some Buffy reruns and “counted” the graphics printed on my underwear. I haven’t killed myself because I like being alive.
>>33873579I was gonna say lol, it's okay to be a bit miffed but try not to let it get you down and ruin your entire daymaybe she's just having a bad day too and is a bit defensive>>33873597M, nah I'm too much of a dork for thatthough I do flirt with milfs a bit when I'm at work
>>33873600same reason people argue against abortion despite us having direct evidence it decreases crime by removing undesirables. People are soft and want to think the world is sunshine and roses and humans are really really good deep down!
>>33873107Slug is an unironic pet name my pussy has earned. Several times.
>>33873597I don't flirt at all. I probably should try but I don't think men like me
women how much of you actually like veins on penis?
>>33873593
>>33873606>You’re really bad at this.Yet you still engage with me. This is really not that bad especially since she was 13. You sound like such a little fag.
>>33873612I don't like veins in general
>>33873611>I don't think men like medon't shoot yourself down anon, you're probably pretty cool
>>33873600See, that’s the thing, when I discuss it with those friends they just say either America or other capitalist nations have always interfered with communist nations to ruin it or they just say it does exist in infant form with Cuba and China
>>33873612I do.
Need flat, aggressively mid femanon. Her words not mine don’t shoot the messenger pls
>>33873602>wtf you must be trolling lolYeah, I checked and it's actually $60.
I'm 35, how do I de-age myself to look around 20-22 years old and then look that age constantly for the next century or two?
>>33873609Abortion is actually evil, though. It's not the baby's fault. You're not tough for harming someone who can't even defend themselves. Fuck you.
>>33873614ngl Jecka turning me on by saying this>>33873610based slugger anon>>33873621>$60that's still a lot kek, you can go to like 10 nightclubs for that price>>33873623find the fountain of youthidk skincare + healthmaxx
Girls, which one of us is he talking about
>>33873610I've heard of petting pussy, but never hugging slug. That's a new one.
>>33873597MI flirt sometimes, just for fun. I’m not always in the mood for it. Women over 45 always seem much more keen to initiate lol
>>33873624that is the best time to harm someone
tfw no big butt black gf
>>33873618What about Stalin and Mao murdering millions of their own citizens? What justification do they give for that?> capitalist nations have always interfered with communist nations to ruin it The irony when communist have done the same to college here
What if I just stopped pretending to be happy for people reaching milestones I wish I was
>>33873624Fags like you are the reason useless criminals get to terrorize the streets. You feel like a saint because the some useless shit that should have never been here gets to rape and murder people now? What about their lives? You are so short sighted.
Everyone’s horny!
>>33873612I think they're interesting. I like watching it pulse.
>>33873628I bet she knows
>>33873132Consider for a moment the fact that the average American is just a cheeseburger away (No really, the average American is BMI 29) from being obese outright so that means the amount of people who are actually standard and within the healthy range is quite low. You are way more likely to run into someone who's fat. Options are quite limited. That means a lot of people are going to have to settle. If you're not fat, you have way better picking options. Especially if you're just chubby, just a little chunky, you have better options than your peers that jiggle with every step.
>>33873635>justification An assortment of “western propaganda”, good beliefs and plans gone wrong , and capitalist nations forcing their hand.Even with all this They do help with the local community around the college which is cool.
>>33873612GROSS. I only like fake penises that vibrate.
>>33873625>that's still a lot kek, you can go to like 10 nightclubs for that priceYeah, but for $60, all drinks and food are included, plus stuff for sex like lube and condoms. I guess it's because you can't exactly pull your credit card or cash from your ass when you're completely nude.
>/atoga/ in a nutshell
Why does my cat have to step on my balls so hatefully when he wants to get in my lapWomen do they do this to your tits as well? Why do we tolerate these creatures
>>33873608>she's just having a bad day too and is a bit defensiveCould be. I pissed her off (unintentionally) recently. She's not the kind to be petty so I doubt it's "revenge" but I wonder if that has anything to do with it. We were just talking and out of no where she's challenged me to a philosophical debate and insists she needs to point out the "contradictions" in my moral framework? I thought we were just talking and she's suddenly going "Yeah but you said a different thing in that hypothetical to this hypothetical" and hitting with shit like "Non-sequitur. That's a motte and bailey. That's equivocation". Like arguing with a fucking redditor. Never been like this before.
>>33873649>all drinks and food are included, plus stuff for sex like lube and condomsthat's fair enough but I think I'd lose my appetite desu>>33873650there are two wolves inside of us
>>33873650LOLI love this place.
>>33873641She's got a face that shows that she knows she's heard every lie.
>>33873650Waow I’m famous now :D
>>33873653>Non-sequitur. That's a motte and bailey. That's equivocationI would just say, soz babe I'm too stupid to understand what these words mean
>>33873652Cats are the worst. I kicked one for trying to hurt a poor lizard in my neighborhood.
>>33873193No gym???? A buff man in uniform is sexy
>>33873132I know fat people who are happily married and I know comparatively less fat people who can't even get a date. The last one is me btw (and f)
>>33873596Nah, my dick looks great.
>>33873660ur evil
>>33873664Bigly. And he posts like someone who shitposts on /v/
>>33873644>An assortment of “western propaganda”, good beliefs and plans gone wrong , and capitalist nations forcing their hand.So what exactly do they think of national socialism and mustache man? Couldn't those same arguments apply?
>>33873664I saved the lizard.
>>33873590I always do at least the minimum of throwing something relatively nice on. Nothing crazy but being presentable and groomed in public is in my opinion a necessary thing in society, it's good manners.
>>33873662I hope you get a date hunyeah I think people who are more extroverted and charming have more luck regardless regardless of looksI knew a gorgeous girl in HS who was really shy and basically didn't date anyone until she eventually met her bf as an adult
>>33873004Woah Gomer Pyle???? Lol you kill any drill Sargents lately
>>33873612Love it
>>33873652I've only had a tiny kitten get on my chest and I barely felt anything. Can't say the same about my friend's pet rabbit though
>>33873638How about we spare the children and just sterilize the adults? Oh wait for some reason thats cruel but killing a baby isnt
>>33873676Even with most adult cats it ain’t so bad, but this ffffucking fucker in my lap right now has some kind of superpower where his little feet magically weigh five times as much whenever he relaxes
>>33873667Fuck lizards
>>33873652>Why does my cat have to step on my balls so hatefully when he wants to get in my lapWhen my cats want to get on my lap I put my hand over that area so my cat won't step on them
>>33873663In my mind its ugly.
>>33873582Almost to my shoulders.>What are your interests?Cinema(my dream is to be a film director or documentarist), literature, mostly weird stuff, climbing, but i feel so empty nowadays like no interest remains plus im very lazy so I barely read and i didnt make it to film school>Do you have a very weird voice?Why? Do I look like? I have grave voice like announcer, but yeah I talk weird because Im mental like the anon pointed out
You crackin that?
>>33873557Are you asking me why I think people are ugly? They don't look good to me.
>>33873681I usually do too, but he got the jump on me this time. And he still just puts so much pressure on me whenever he’s standing anywhere on me. I love him but he sucks
>>33873677Honestly, that's fine by me I'll be first in line. Believe it or not there are pro-choice people that want it to be the very last option. I have always been careful. Never had a problem. My goal is to die never know if my uterus ever worked.
>>33873588I am. Thats cruel. You must be sick too.
>>33873664Inside cat good, outdoor cat bad. They should be kept in a shelter and if theyre unsuitable for adoption euthanized. Pets should be spayed and neutered at the appropriate age and if let outside the owner fined. If outside and unspayed/unneutered a bigger fine. If cat stats in the shelter too long, euthanize. Too many cats not enough homes.
>>33873679Nah way cuter than filthy cats>>33873693I at least look normal on the outside. I like making men feel terrible about themselves.
>>33873696Edgy ass mf
>>33873695a lot of words to say that you are psycho that likes to kick cats
>>33873684Sounds like you'd be able to get a date EZ if you put yourself out there then
>>33873652our cat also does this kek, I got balls of steel at this point
>>33873690Could you just take his paws and move them on your thigh? Or just turn him towards your stomach?
Thoughts on sex?
>>33873697I hope you have a less than enjoyable life and your parents die early.
>>33873702It should happen in my life more than it does
>>33873660>I kicked onewhat is wrong with u>>33873685a beer? yeah>>33873696why can't you just not kick cats or lizards>t. used to have geckos and cats>>33873702never had it but seems pretty cool
>>33873702It's sexy.
>>33873703I see you’re filling the void I left behind. Needs work, make it more wordy
>>33873701I already did, but he gets so fussy and sometimes puts his paws right back where he initially had them. I deserve this for naming him Lord British, probably
>>33873692Right so sterilize criminals and offer free zero hormone long term contraceptives like the copper IUD to the rest, make hospital care after assaults free so free emergency contraceptives just in case. Why ever need abortion then?
>>33873702Not as enjoyable as porn. I am female
>>33873702I'd like to someday but I really don't like being touched
>>33873710Because sometimes shit happens. And in my case I'd kill myself over being pregnant.
>>33873702MOnly interested in it with a woman I love.
>>33873714>Only interested in it with a woman I loveI feel the same way (but then fall in love with any woman double my age who calls me sweetie)
Do women want men?
>>33873717One wants me hehehe
>>33873713Then I think that's the right call. If you'd actually be willing to end your life over creating human life and you haven't taken any precautions to prevent human life, go for it.
>>33873683I think my downward curve, combined with its overall size, makes it look heavy in a good way. I won't apologize for that. And the fact that the head is a soft pink looks nicer than a deep red or purple, I think. Purple-headed dicks look gross to me.
>>33873717I want one specific man (and it kinda sucks)
>>33873721Spill the beans
>>33873721Why’s it suck?
>>33873719I mean I'd definitely try and remove the parasite first.
>>33873726You are evil.
>>33873698Outside cats are a scourge on the environment. Outside cats spread disease. Outside cats kill small reptiles, amphibians, mammals, and birds. Outside cats lead to feral cats, which can never be tamed and do not want to be pets. If outside dogs were a problem that just roamed the neighborhood again, then we'd just start bringing back dog catchers like we used to, and if feral dog populations started cropping up, which they do in the United States, we'd euthanize them. We don't just let them keep running around.
do women play video games?
>>33873723>>33873724I've known him since childhood and at this point I don't think he likes me in that way
>>33873726Why don't you just find a doctor that would willingly cut you apart and make you less of a woman?
>>33873729No I'm not. you don't get to use my body to build another. Get fucked.
>>33873732That’s really rough.
>>33873735Your own child isn't a parasite. Stop trolling.
I have fucked latino, white, black and asian moids and they all suck in bed
>>33873734I will. I also don't care about my gender. It's a shallow trait.
>>33873732Did you try using booba magic on him
>>33873735YOU used your body. You can't use your reproductive system and then get mad when it reproduces. It's doing what it was designed to do, you're the one that's not. Besides which isn't it ridiculously hard to get pregnant anyway? Something like a 30% odd of actually getting pregnant every single month? If you were actually on as many precautions as you should be, if you insist that you would happily execute your own biological child, then you shouldn't have anything to worry about.
>>33873702I dont have any thoughts during sex is pure instincts
>>33873731yeah a lot of them doI've had friends IRL who were a lot more hardcore than me>>33873741>I have fucked latino, white, black and asian moids are you tryna complete the pokedex or something>they all suck in bedwhat they succin tho
>>33873741The common denominator is you
>>33873739By definition. If I don't want it, it is.
A lot of women want men to treat them how they treat their male friends but the second men do that they go and cry sexism to HR or whatever. That's just how men talk to each other sweetie, there is a lot of competitve banter. When your friend says you're looking a little fat today or whatever you're supposed to say "bet I can still kick your ass though" then have a laugh not cry and take it personally.
>>33873743What's booba magic
>>33873745Such a great feeling
>>33873741Try sticking with 1 guy instead of sleeping around like a whore.
>>33873748No, the common denominator is that they all suck in bed
>>33873741You have to be more specific, what where their ethnicities? An Italian isn't the same as Anglo even though both are white
>>33873744I wouldn't be happy I have to deal with an abortion. I'd take comfort in knowing it suffered though.
>>33873712>really don't like being touchedhope you're able to overcome that somedayI get the same thing, I'm really attracted to someone but then when I end up in bed with a girl I don't feel like doing anything, shit stresses me out man>>33873755where are you meeting/picking these guys kek
>>33873755Not my problem, I am a good lover
>>33873743I don't possess booba
>>33873760It's over, I'm sorry
>>33873751You men cry like bitches too. My bf called me stupid so I told him I skinned his dog and he got really mad. Some tough guy he is
>>33873760Probably enough for magic still tbqhwy
>>33873741How many STI have you collected?
>>33873763Are you 13? Lmfao, that’s stupid
Advice for anons. It is not too late to leave these threads anons. Newbies please don't get stuck here for years. Go play outside and get rejected it will only increase your zenkai boosts. Anything but this.
>>33873758>where are you meeting/picking these guys kekThere is a bar in my town which ensures a constant supply of moids>>33873765I'm not an animal, I have them use condoms>>33873759Suuuuuuure
Gold played a very funny joke on me by hiding the exact kind of women I’m into on a Laotian macrame forum
>>33873768I mean I said it in a more elaborate way but yeah. He's a bitch, I send him dog torture videos all the time.
>>33873771as a bartender I thank you for your service, pulling annoying drunk bastards away from the bar
>>33873773Wow you sound like a fag haha, your trolling is old school
>>33873763That's just a weird retort ngl
>>33873759>Not my problem, I am a good lover>>33873760>I don't possess booba>>33873763>My bf called me stupid so I told him I skinned his dogwtf is it a full moon or something, why the femanons so cursed rn
>>33873770>get rejectedNo I'm scared
>>33872953Women, if you're having a problem that's stressing you out, how could someone who lives long distance who doesn't know what's going on help you out?
>>33873771>I'm not an animal, I have them use condomsYou 100% at least have HPV from kissingAnd yes, you are a animal.
>>33873772Do you mean God? Who is "Gold"?
>>33873779Life is scary but worth the effort
>>33873775>>33873776>>33873777I'm a hunter. Animals are literal things to me.
>>33873765>How many STI have you collected?Gotta catch 'em all
>>33873620kook
>>33873777Literally all the same one. It's the one that's very upset that she can't execute her own children, or at least if she does it makes her a monster.
>>33873783Oh shet yes, I meant God
>>33873786I’m a hunter too, you sound like a larping fag
>>33873788Possibly
>>33873780Hmm. I'd dial them in if I could, ask their advice and explain why I'm hesitant or why certain options are closed. If OPSEC doesnt allow me to share and I can't tell them, I just want comfort. Talk to be about things I enjoy and remind me things will be alright
>>33873781That's right I have HVPHornyVirginPerversion
>>33873791and you sound like a pussy.
GenderHow do you talk to normalfags? I mean actual normalfags with kids, at regular gatherings, not raves or orgies. All my hobbies are drinking, sex, and games. I can’t exactly say my biggest achievements are a high body count, surviving a lethal dose of alcohol, and being immortal 2 in valorant. And I can’t lie, since they could probably check.
>>33873799I sound like I love pussy. Because I do.
>>33873799Takes one to know one, now use your mouth for something better
Can someone recommend a good pillow
>>33873789>Literally all the same onehot if true desu>>33873786>I'm a hunterbut whyleave the animals alone>>33873800>All my hobbies are drinking, sex, and gamesuh talk about other normal things with them like the weather, work, travel, pets etc.
>>33873804A purring cat is a good pillow or a foids belly/thighs
>>33873804>Can someone recommend a good pillowif F, my faceif M, just go on Amazon and get a two pack of those nice breathable pillows>>33873798fuck I'm stupid I meant to write HPV
>>33873800MMake eye contact, listen to what they say and ask them about themselves.When they ask me about myself, I don’t self-deprecate, not even jokingly. Self-deprecation scares the shit out of normal people.
>>33873806>leave the animals aloneThey taste good and I like seeing them die.
>>33873800You are a normie, just a degenerate one
Am I too delusional if I ask a ramdon lonely girl at a con to hang out with me, and maybe ask her to hold hands and kiss? I think it is possible but I don't know if I am just being crazy.
>>33873813>They taste goodngl I do like a good burger, soz to the cows>I like seeing them die.you are horrible>>33873814>You are a normie, just a degenerate onemy first thought reading his post lolbooze, sex and valorant is normie af
>>33873817How do you know she's lonely, you just gonna read her mind or are you gonna stalk her to observe her?
>>33873817I don't think women go to cons alone dude.
>>33873820Well she is not random, she seems to go to the con lonely. She cosplays and mostly likes to stand on walls or go to some panels I go to.
>>33873823>mostly likes to stand on wallswtf is she spiderman??
>>33873800I only know normal fags through work, and I talk to them by following very very very safe rules. If I know they play video games, I talk to them about video games. I try and relate to whatever hobbies they have, but always understand that you should never talk about politics. If they're talking about politics, you just not alone. Do not insert a single original thought. Do your very best to neither agree or disagree.
Can’t believe they were lying to me the whole time about there being no girls online
>>33873821In my area there are some that do. It kind of sucks being alone there so I guess maybe I got a chance to laugh around and kiss with her.
>>33873218>dogs usually had jobs or an active lifedamn, dogs be mogging half the incel NEETs on this board
>>33873824Agaisnt walls, and text. She cosplays anime girls I dont know.
>>33873833>She cosplays anime girls I dont knowwhy not ask her what she's cosplaying/what anime then and compliment her fit, seems like a good way to break the ice
>>33873806NTA hunting is good for the environment, especially these days. High deer and elk populations do need to be managed by humans since we got rid of all of the natural predators that they used to have. Now we have to take up the mantle of getting rid of them, but you should still be respectful. It is a living thing whose life you're taking. You should make sure you are as efficient as possible, use what you can. And you know what? That's why you dress it in the field anyway. You probably can't find use for all the organs, all the intestines. You probably don't feel like tanning all the hides. You just leave them in the woods and other creatures will eat it. They will use it. It's not going to waste.
>>33873828The ones here are ugly or male anons actually.
>>33873828they were not lying
>>33873837True
>>33873812No to the eye contact. That's too intimidating for most people just look at their nose or their eyebrow or something on their face that's close to their eyes.
>>33873838>>33873828The truth is that women who spend too much time online become trans and decide to be men.
>>33873836there's a difference between culling deer for overpopulation, and watching videos of dogs being tortured wtfI still don't think we should be killing any animals though
>>33873838I won’t fall for your tricks. You’re just gonna bogart em all
>>33873842>decide to be menWhy would I make myself even uglier
>>33873837>The ones here are uglynah there are actually some baddies here, they just have autisme.g. Elsa anon who did Disney princess parties for a living, but was obsessed with fandom
>>33873837Some of them seem very cute
How?
>>33873843Reminds me of high school. Our school had unofficial message boards with little to no moderation where my classmates would bully their peers by sharing animal torture videos.
>>33873850Wtf lmao? When did you graduate? That’s insane.
>>33873849What a weird thing to spend a significant period of your short life fretting over
>>33873847Dude you are too obsessed with strangers on the internet
Sports on
>>33873856Go leafs go
>>33873852This was in the 2000s. I'm old. Also that was literally how I discovered 4chan.
>>33873854wtf how does remembering a regular make me obsessed>>33873850>my classmates would bully their peers by sharing animal torture videos.wtf that's awful, did no one report that shit>>33873856>>33873858what's happening
>>33873830USED to. They used to be well trained to protect the family, hunt, protect livestock, retrieve, search. They had purpose. Now you have people that say they love their high energy dog. It's just a shame because they can't take it for walks every day. When realistically, most dog breeds do need at least two or three walks a day. And other dogs need way more activity. I've seen so many fat cattle dogs, it's not even funny and worse is that these people believe they're supposed to be fat because they've never seen a cattle dog that's actually working. They don't know that they can run very fast or that they love to run. Dalmatians make horrible pets because they were not bred to be pets. They were bred to work. Everyone loves their retriever until it starts retrieving things. .
>>33873806>weather, work, travel, pets etc.I don't know anything about most of them, and work is the most boring subject to talk about.>>33873812>don’t self-deprecateI do this every time...>>33873814>>33873819>booze, sex and valorant is normie afWell, I also read everything on e-hentai under the tags I like, including stuff like body writing and feminization. I read obscure manga in Japanese, which I learned during my weeb phase, and I write porn.
>>33873861You are literally the only person to bring up those people, and they’re not regulars anymore. Grow up
>>33873859I was so shocked because I misread your post and thought those were OFFICIAL forums. The reality makes much more sense.My age group caught the tail end of that. We’d hang out on phpBB forums with each other in middle school until we all got cellphones.
>>33873843I just meant hunting specifically, I'm no vegan.
Do women struggle with porn?
>>33873864>I do this every time...Cutting this out will make you so, so much more adept in social situations.Cutting down on negative self-talk in general would do wonders for you, actually.
>>33873849Why does that trouble in Texas one really get me going? I've never even seen a real cowboy...
To complete my major and minor requirements next semester, I only need 11 hours but you need 12 hours to be a full time student so should I take another 3 credit hour class or just a 1 hour one?
>>33873870No, they embrace it
>>33873876You would be so disappointed if you did lol
>>33873862>Dalmatians make horrible pets because they were not bred to be petsimagine having 101 of them>Everyone loves their retriever until it starts retrieving thingsI hope it finds my will to live>most dog breeds do need at least two or three walks a dayikr, way too much effort, this is why I have cats>They were bred to workI wish I had a dog who could just go to my job for me>>33873865>Grow upwhat the hell lol>>33873878>I only need 11 hours>but you need 12 hoursI mean I'm not a math genius but it sounds like you need 1 more hour
>>33873847>>33873848They are ugly in the inside once you know them deeper.
Anons no trick or treaters ever to come to my house and we bought a bag of my favorite candy. What do I so to tempt myself from eating it? It’s gonna be raining on spooky day so I can’t walk it off outside.
>>33873873>anon says to the scorpion
>>33873849Abs are not huggable, THIS is peak moid physique
>>33873873>Cutting down on negative self-talk in general would do wonders for you, actuallyNTA but my entire personality is based on endless self criticism and feeling like I'll never be good enough for anyone. I've tried to think positively but I literally just can't bring myself to do it, negativity and self-hatred is just too ingrained in who I am at this point.Some of us can't just rip out all that wiring at will.
>>33873884Oh, come on.
>>33873883>no trick or treaters ever to come to my houseuhh, isnt Halloween still 2 days away?
>>33873882>Women are ugly on the inside when they won't suck my pee pee
>>33873870Is this about the sears dedede stuff? I just found that out today.
>>33873888I mean, do you really genuinely believe qt will listen to you?
>>33873887You can with the help of therapy, I bet.I hope you figure it out. Once I realized I just didn’t have to be that way anymore, an enormous burden was lifted from my shoulders.
>>33873882>They are ugly in the insidenah some of them are sweethearts>>33873883>no trick or treaters ever to come to my housethat's a shame, do you have decorations and pumpkins/lights outside and stuff? maybe just the location...>What do I so to tempt myself from eating it?why not just treat yourself lol? it's hallowe'en after all>>33873893>do you really genuinely believe qt will listen to youthat wasn't me wtfI'm not a scorpion I'm a virgo
>>33873889Yes Anon. Do your duty, make Halloween spooky.Captcha: 80084
>>33873870A lot of women just say that they're empowered now, so they choose not to think about the fact that it is consuming their lives and all they do is consume porn and masturbate. Although I actually did know one female in a church I used to go to that said she'd started going to a support group because she realized that all she did was read pornography. She did not masturbate though because she knew that that would make God extra, extra unhappy. So instead she would just read it all the time and she was reading it at work. She was reading it on her lunch breaks. She was reading it while she was making dinner. She was just reading it all the time.
>>33873896Ah my bad
>>33873826Yeah, but shouldn't I be enjoying the conversation? Why did it feel like an unskippable hard minigame?
>>33873897oh mb im dumb, i thought you were saying that no one came to your house, so now you want to eat the candy
>>33873896Trying to lose some weight anon. My mom and dad have most of the Halloween decorations in their apartment now. I miss them. However some spider have made their webs in a few windows.
>>33873894>You can with the help of therapyI'm not paying for therapy. If I did, I'd be like every other asshole that gets therapy and insists everybody else needs it, even though they have the same damn problems I do. I'd rather live with the pain than be the kind of judgemental fuck that therapy seems to produce.
>>33873886I’m gmi but am nowhere near this hairy
>>33873880Aww. Why? Are they fat or are they scrawny? Are they homosexuals? What I'm picking up from this is that I just need a man in very good shape to cosplay as a cowboy for me.
>>33873890>>33873896Sorry but I know too much. Not my fault anons haven't woke up.
>>33873894> Once I realized I just didn’t have to be that way anymore, an enormous burden was liftedI also realized I didn't have to be gay anymore.
>>33873849THERE WAS A VARIATION OF THE LEFT MEME THAT I SAW YEARS AGO AND COULD NEVER FIND AGAIN AND NOW I DONT EVEN REMEMBER WHAT IT WAS BUT IT WAS REALLY FUNNY AND NOW IM SAD THAT I WILL NEVER SEE IT AGAIN
>>33873907I didn’t go to therapy for it, but I saw it help my dad a lot. He wasn’t suddenly a weird asshole after he found a therapist that could help him. That’s the only reason I suggest it. I’m very skeptical of therapists and psychiatrists.
>>33873886Idk I mean I think theyre huggable. Firm but soft. Theyre not flexed 24/7
>>33873858Two hr already!
>>33873902No. It is literally always a skill check.
>>33873915Most of them are fat, maybe some are strongfat. The ones I’ve met, at least.If you want a dude who looks like that and dresses like a cowboy, you might be better off with a pipeliner.
>>33873906>Trying to lose some weight anonok but you can have a cheat day right?>some spider have made their webs in a few windowsyo that's awesome>I miss themaw, well maybe you can get a few similar ones at least for next yr?>>33873901nw g>>33873916spill the tea mr. knower>>33873887>negativity and self-hatred is just too ingrained in who I am at this pointimo you are identifying too much with the ego and self-identification, learn to let go of that and you will find more peace https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ud73C_npHJ0
>>33873922The dodgers defense is unironically trash. I barely watch baseball but my mom put a bet on the BJ’s to win the World Series, so good for them
>>33873881I will have 8 credits for my communication disorders major and 3 for my psychology minor. I can do that but I wouldn’t be a full time student so I’m wondering if I should take a less involved 1 hour class or another regular 3 hour class. I’ll be pretty busy already with a practicum and then also graduate school interviews.
>>33873917You’re really bad at posting.
Women please help me understand my feelings towards my female friend? First off, she is absolutely conventionally attractive but physically she is not really my type. We dont really have any romantic chemistry either. But for some reason i have this weird desire for her to like me and be attracted to me. I dont get it. Its like i have a weird crush on her, even though i am not attracted to her physically or personality-wise. Tf is that about??
>>33873925Hmmmm noted.
>>338739301 credit hour courses are pretty much always gimme classes. Very minimal workload, often graded pass/fail, minimum impact on GPA.
>>33873930eh if you're already busy then take the 1 hour class imo unless the 3 hour one interests you more/you think it'll be easier
>>33873916Cringe, brother, cringe
>>33873920>He wasn’t suddenly a weird asshole after he found a therapist that could help himSee, but I'm not outwardly an asshole. I don't blame other people for my problems, I already know I'm the common factor in all of them. Therapy wouldn't help because I'm not outwardly cruel to others, in fact it's the opposite - the only person I really, really hate is myself. Everyone else is more human than I am, even when they do bad things they can be considered understandable because they're not human garbage and completely unworthy of love like I am.
>>33873927Cheat days are for special occasions.
>>33873837...Sometimes I pretend to be a kind and compassionate femanon to give men just a little more hope in life, and in the opposite gender in particular, while hoping that kind and compassionate femanons really do exist out there and aren't just a myth.
>>33873935Is that novel about the Alaskan Pipeline? The convoluted sex act where you fish feces out of a toilet, preserve the turd, then put it in a sock or a condom and anally masturbate with it?
>>33873943>I already know I'm the common factor in all of them.That’s what therapy is for. My dad didn’t go because he was an asshole, he went because he was sad and hated himself.
>>33873944hallowe'en is one of the most special occasions
>>33873934It seems to me that you are attracted to her, but you have decided you don't want to be. Nothing wrong with that unless you find it too disruptive
>>33873943The narcissism/depression comorbidity is so real
>>33873954lol yeah
>>33873934NAG but sounds like you're into her and just in denial lol
Is it weird to call women girls?
Do you think that men who are mean or creepy toward women deserve to be violently sodomized by aggressive homosexual men as punishment?
>>33873947Probably
>>33873961Yes because I love you
Why haven't you been farming on the moon?
>>33873886Problem is that foids won't even notice that physique in 2025 with all the zoomers on roids.
>>33873960No. Even foid or female. I don't see the issue
>>33873967I already have a thriving dental floss farm up in Montana.
Women, what would you do when you find your boyfriend fucking your Labubu dolls?
I don't get how women relate to love songs from these top artists.They are dating successful celebrities themselves.You're dating a frat bro loser that is likely a misogynist and shares your nudes with his bros.>no my bf would never!I've seen nudes of pm every one of Chad's conquests. This niggas are shameless lol
>>33873952>>33873958Maybe you're right...Its just, logically it doesn't make sense. What am i even attracted to about her
>>33873968Roided men are ugly, I don't understand why moids keep doing this to themselves
>>33873943Are you really worse than ENTJ and MKG? I highly doubt that.
>>33873970I find foid endearing if they said it non-derogatory. (i self identify as femcel, foid, radfem, and misandrist)
>>33873973Cucumber Larry?
>>33873968Man, my little brother has been talking about how he wants to “get on gear” since he was like 14. So fucking stupidI tried to encourage him to become a health nut instead, and that seemed to work. Kid graduates next year and is in excellent shape already. Really hope he doesn’t do that shit to his body
>>33873960IRL, yeah a bit unless they're very young>>33873967>Why haven't you been farming on the moon?I mean you gonna pay for my space tix or what>>33873978bro living in his own headcanon>>33873981>What am i even attracted to about herI mean if she's your friend she must have a pleasant personality, and you say she's "absolutely conventionally attractive", not much surprise you're finding yourself attracted
>>33873954I already know I'm probably a vulnerable narcissist. But, if I have that confirmed for me, it's just going to confirm that I should definitely kill myself because the world would be better off with less narcissists. If I can live in the ambiguity of "maybe I'm not actually a narcissist" than I don't logically need to kill myself, if that makes sense. Plus, looking at the symptoms of vulnerable narcissism:>projecting blame onto others >controlling behavior>manipulative tendenciesand I don't need constant praise, in fact I actually hate getting awards, recognition for achievements because I feel like I don't deserve any of it. So, if it makes sense, me continuing to live absolutely miserable and hating myself would be better because it keeps me from realizing that I just need to kill myself (which an actual diagnosis of being any kind of narcissist would definitely spur in me)
State GenderWhat's your kink? And do you think it's normal enough that you could mention it in a conversation without everyone looking at you in disgust?
>>33873983Because of hypergamy. Foids still think that Dwayne Johnson is natty and compare every guy who works out and is actually natty to him.
>>33873984Nta but MKG is a pretty ok dude? Dunno, I haven't been here long
>>33873989Ok cool dude
>>33873985My little foid :)
>>33873983I think you wildly underestimate who's on roids.
>>33873991>What's your kink?Feet, especially toes when they wiggle or spread.
>>33873934You want affirmation
>>33873986Nope. It’s just me and the pygmy pony, over by the dental floss bush.https://youtu.be/Qs0CGOwWmCI
MI think its fine to call women 'girls' as long as you refer to men as 'guys'. Its only weird if you say girls and men
>>33873991MCorruption. Fuck no
womenwhat do I have to do to find myself in a situation where femkids sit on my face
>>33873991>What's your kink?M, Tickling.
>>33873991F, uhh I like them Hugo Boss uniforms? Anything military really but I wouldn't discuss this irl
>>33874006Are you a politician or some shit?
>>33873987Whats it like to have a sibling that listens to you when you look out for them?
Is leering an act of aggression? How do you tell if someone is leering?
>>33873991loliconnot a chance in hell
>>33873991MI don’t really have any. I have a women in cute panties kink, I guess? Also have a huge lingerie kink. I’m such a degenerate, trulyOh, I guess I’m also very weak to absolute territory, the bare skin between thigh high stockings and the hem of a skirt.
>>33873849how can you be so cringe
>>33873993What does hypergamy have to do with it? You're close, you're right on the money. It started with bastards like Dwayne The pebble and everyone else from back in the day who denied using steroids and told the public that they'd never used steroids or they never had used steroids. John Cena still denies it, even though all of us have eyes and all of us know how it works. You can't be that old and that big and that lean. Generally the rule of thumb is that you can't be big, lean, and natural. You can be big and natural, you can be lean and natural, but you can't be all three.
>>33874015Very, very flattering. The kid has his shit together so much more than I did at his age. Makes me happy to see.I’m a lot older than him. I’m 30; he’s 17.
>>33873991Mtrying to think of a weird one uh armpits might weird people out a bitalso older womenand spitting in my mouth kek
>>33874012How much do you weigh
>>33874013No, I just read de Sade and went on /d/ when I was a teenager
>>33873950>My dad didn’t go because he was an asshole, he went because he was sad and hated himselfIt's been that way almost my whole life, the idea that just talking to someone could actually fix me is genuinely absurd
>>33873991MMind BreakGroupBisexualFutanariAhegaoMesuikiExhibitionismBody WritingBestialityPiss Drinking>it's normal enough that you could mention it in a conversationsure, why not
>>33874030You would be surprised. I’m not blowing smoke up your ass.
>>33873994It's kinda weird when a man in /atoga/ invites a woman in /atoga/ to come visit him at his home so she can help him cheat on his wife, but maybe I'm the weird one for thinking that way.
>>33873796In her case, she doesn't feel comfortable talking about what's bothering her at the moment. Then it is ok to just talk about things she likes (like vidya)?
>>33874021>have a women in cute panties kink, I guess>very weak to absolute territorydo you like ecchi lol
>>33874028I am NOT letting you pick me up
>>33874026Maybe the bigger age gap makes him respect you more I remember crying begging my little brother to not vape but he'd just call me a bitch and now he goes through like two a week and is constantly high
Women, could you be with a man whose cum has a faint glow to it?
>>33873991brat taming, maybe
>>33874034That sucks, are you fr? He was always nice when replying to me
>>33874040I actually haven’t watched much ecchi anime. Love Golden Boy, though.But yeah everything happening in that image is my shit.
Did you know that in order to avoid the draft in Turkey, you have to send them a picture of you getting fucked in the ass?
>>33873077No, I don’t really use social media.>>33873203M, it actually does, but does it need to? Just superheating steel will weaken its structural strength, right?>>33873284Work.>>33873991Corruption. Not normal, but I think I can explain it decently enough to avoid incident.
Something about being dead sounds sooo tempting right now
>>33874053Ok nvm I’m not into corruption anymore
>>33874054Don’t do it fucker
>>33873989Dunno, matehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Impostor_syndromeThis looks like a case of the Impostor syndrome to mehttps://youtu.be/oRozBAIbaG4
>>33874053The biggest manslut in the thread
How do I find a cuckoldress gf?
I don’t know why women being attracted to man ass is so funny to me, but it is
>>33874048He has good advice, like telling you to pursue what you want in life and to not worry about the haters.It just so happens that what he wanted in life was to cheat on his wife with women in /atoga/. He only ever managed the one, but he tried with a couple of others.
Atoga what do i wear for halloween? This is my first time celebrating Halloween at college (i was in community college), yes it has to be sexy, no i cant be asuka
>>33874044Ok anon what did you eat last
>>33874050>Love Golden Boy, thoughman of culture...>everything happening in that image is my shitlol, it's by the same studio (A.P.P.P.), if you're into pantsu and absolute territory I recommend Katsuhiko Nishijima's stuff, bro basically made a living out of his fetish>>33874051by a turkey?>>33874054pls no kiljust go sleep instead for a free trial of death>>33874064fr it's kinda gay ngl>>33874067depends what you have to work with/what you're able to get can't go wrong with being a witch though
>>33874067Sadako.
Women, what would you like more men to know about periods?
>>33874067Depends on your build. Dont go too obscure. Its pretty late to get a costume tho
Men or women, have you ever participated in a group masturbation session with your friends? I remember when I was a teenager we did this shit, no homo, we just watched porn together and masturbated. It was fun.
>>33874058Imposter syndrome fits the bill more than narcissism honestly, but I still just can't visualize a life where I don't hate myself. Like, I just have this vision in my head where I go to therapy, it's the exact same kind of positive self talk bullshit that doesn't work I've heard my whole life, and it ends up being a waste of time that goes nowhere.
>>33874070>fr it's kinda gay nglWomen are such homos
>>33874055Don’t worry, you can probably get away with saying NTR instead.
>>33874070I can take the bus to a spirit halloween or targetI might also be able to do amazon 24 hr but that feels wasteful i mean single use costumes are already a waste
>>33874074That its not an excuse to binge eat or take out aggression on others.
>>33874076MNope, I’d sooner die.
>>33874069Poop out of a toilet.
>>33874074I want every moid to be strapped to that period pain simulator thing
>>33874081So make a costume with stuff you'll mostly reuse
>>33873991MSwitchFemdomScarificationSlappingChokingElectricity BitingBlood playScratchingBruisingWax playFire playIce playKnife playEating/licking food off bodyBondage/restraintsSensory deprivationi.e. Blindfold, ear plugs, etc...
>>33874088Can I just take your word for it D:
>>33874087Don't pretend to be me.>>33874069Some chicken.
>>33874088You mean the fake videos on Facebook and Instagram?
>>33874079Except it’s not NTR. The fuck? Just say you’re a cuckold
Femanon, do you want to be my gf? I will let you cheat on me with big dicks and take my card to the club.
>>33874075>Depends on your buildIm ugly, if that helpsidk im very tall for a girl and my waist to hip ratio is only 0.76. but im told my boobs are a good sizei mean i dont want to win a competition or get fucked by frat guys i just dont want FOMO
>>33874084Why not? It was fun and great for bonding.
>>33874081Think of a fictional character you like and see if spirit has it.
>>33873991Do most people actually discuss sex in conversation irl?
>>33874102I really don’t even like being naked around other men if I can help it, and I’m not a very sexually open person. I have to really trust a woman to get anywhere with her.Just ain’t for me. Plus it sounds super gay
>>33874092Good evening, Egg Husband
>>33874076No. I did play porn games with friends for laughs a few times.>>33874097You’re the one into it, why get mad at me?
>>33874110Corruption isn’t NTR, stop being a narcissist
>>33874088Bitch I had gallbladder stones
I cried today thinking about how lonely this world is. So many people eat and walk and sleep alone every day because of demons who have destroyed everything for money
>>33874105I do, but I'm a freak,
>>33874110>No. I did play porn games with friends for laughs a few timesBrowsing the NSFW section on Newgrounds at your friend’s house is a generational experience, I see
>>33874100No no I wouldn't ask you to post yourself here. I just mean when you're thinking about a costume if you want to actually be a character, ideally don't be one that is the opposite of you or where it's just going to be funny looking. Like, I guess a very slim woman can be Ursula from the Little Mermaid, but it's not going to be the same as an actual fat woman who's doing the whole body paint and everything else. Likewise, if you're fat, maybe don't be Princess Rapunzel. Big boobies characters aren't well done by flat chests and flat chest done by big boobies are strange. The good news is that if you do a generic costume like witch or mummy It doesn't actually really matter because that's just a type of character you're not trying to look like someone specific
QUESTIONSWhat are the women tops that expose shoulders and chest like this called?What hairlines do you like on women.What words would help me get veins to look popping out? I used direct terms or sicknesses but apparently they don't register so I must do it on a descriptive way.
I hope Israel is blown off the face off the earth
is $35 too much to pay for a bunny costume?
>>33874107Wishing you an Eggcellent day!
>>33874081>single use costumes are already a wasteyou can always get stuff you might use again in future or just wear generallybut yeah maybe going to the stores will give you some inspoidk what would you like to go as lolyou could go as a sexy cat that'd be cuteI'm gonna go as a witch to my witch friend's party for a laugh (I'll probably be like the only dude there)
I think my handyman just got deported
>>33874067Just go as yourself.
>>33874121Stop making AI slop
>>33874125That seems right.
>>33874116You’ve got a heart of gold.
>>33874121Off the shoulder blouse
>>33874136*Selfish and self pitying because I'm one of them
>>33874034>at his homeInaccurate.Also, you make it sound more casual than it was.>>33874048>That sucks, are you fr? I chose to commit the wrong act of cheating. Most anons choose to characterize me worse than I am for whatever reason.>He was always nice when replying to meGlad to hear it.That's the thing: I *am* nice.I am kind. I am caring. I am responsible. I am rational. I am madly in love with my wife.And I am a man who cheated.I own my flaws and wrongdoing but I don't regret the choices I have made that have brought me to my life as it is.Some people can't reconcile that I am not 100% sinister.
>>33874125NO, BUY IT
>>33874125About right.
>>33874128
>>33873994There are only two reasons to name/tripfag:>you're willing to take responsibility over a project and want to provide updates without confusion or interference>you crave attention and have narc tendenciesAnd none of ours host something like Mr. /co/
And my forehead is big as fuck
>>33874118Nah, much later than that. Late high school, I played Artificial Academy, MGQ, and CoC with friends.
>>33874132No>>33874137Thanks
>>33874123It will, but you know that is exactly what they want, right? Blue Eisenhower November. Then, Mormons will rule America and Jews will rule Israel.
>>33874140Hey, me too. It’s not like you aren’t allowed to feel that weight every now and then.
>>33874125depends what you can afford, that does seem a bit pricey but I suppose you want something quality that's not gonna rip/fall off lolI spent like my last 35 bucks on accessories lol>>33874121>What are the women tops that expose shoulders and chest like this called?hotidk just off the shoulder/bardot tops>What hairlines do you like on womenno idea lol, normal ones?>What words would help me get veins to look popping out?idk, bulging/protruding veins?>>33874128RIP, maybe send bro a postcard
>>33874113Atoga needs to stop using words they don’t understand
Moid, your girlfriend is going to want to go out with her girls in a slutty cat or maid outfit and hit up the local Halloween parties these next few days. Don't be controlling and insecure, let her go and have fun without you. Whatever happens, happens.
>>33874128I voted for this
>>33874147Can I play tic tac toe on it
>>33874120oh yeah i can just wrap myself in toilet paperanyways im not a cosplayer and i dont really care much for cool costumes i most just want to dress revealing for the one night im allowed to. So probably wont do a characterMaybe i could be a sexy minecraft monster lol. When i was a kid i won a contest for my minecraft costumes. Im 5'10 so i guess i do pull off the enderman. And nobody would recognize meim not a sorority girl if its not obviousoh right also its going to be 45ºf
>>33874156>your girlfriendmy whoI'd let her do that idc but I'd rather go to a party with her and have fun together
>>33874162enderman would actually be sick lol if you can pull it off>i can just wrap myself in toilet paperwhat if it rains tho...
>>33874152Thank you I will try the stuff you said.
Both genders, is it a red flag if your partner comments on another person of their "target gender," so to speak, outside of your relationship, say in your friend group or celebrity on TV's body? E.g. ...>wow look at his chest and abs...>her hip bones are crazy...What if they have a different body type from you? Though, I know people can have different tastes. It just makes me feel weird when they do so.
Wull this Melissa thing hit Florida? My ex moid lives there, I hope he dies
>>33874173Babe, you can’t kill me that easily.
I am crazy about a girl that is not evn half my age. She is so funny and cute. She knows too much stuff for her age. How do I forget her.
>>33874173>I hope he dieswtf what did he do>>33874170M, I don't think it's a big deal?>What if they have a different body type from youwho cares lolif it really makes you feel uncomfortable/insecure tho you can tell your partner that>>33874169nw
>>33874167>enderman would actually be sick lol if you can pull it offIf i just get a cardbaord box and some paint i can probably so quickly. I would just need a black leotard/jumpsuit, and i do want to get new black shoes since i once brough white tennis shoes to the dorm, or maybe just like a black sportsbra and bottoms or something
>>33874123I hope some parts of it stay standing. I really would love to visit Jerusalem someday, once it’s no longer under Zionist occupation
>>33874132>Stop making AI slopYou've memed yourself into a post-reality state where only your own personal opinions and preconceptions are real and everything else is lies.Pretty funny stuff.The Savage Chase by Fredrick Lorenz was an actual physical book published in 1954. Books were what people used to read. They were made from trees. Trees are found outside.
>>33874170M. Nah. I don't expect to be her entire world. That would be unreasonable. She's allowed to appreciate beauty in other people besides me.
>>33874184>What words would help me get veins to look popping out? I used direct terms or sicknesses but apparently they don't register so I must do it on a descriptive way.
>>33874146You don't need the narc tendencies to be an attentionwhore.
Is dating an onlyfans girl really that bad?
>>33874183Why does it matter? Pretty sure Israel is safer than the Islamic countries in that region.
women how would you react if your bf had his ball sack out to cool down (no peen, just scrote)?
>>33874181>wtf what did he doCheated on me
>>33874141this is a fake quote, btwcaptain jack talks about a pirate, not a cheatermkg's simply using this disinfo edit to present himself in a more favorable lighthttps://youtu.be/B4zwh26kP8o
>>33874190I kind of don’t like the State of Israel, to put it very mildly. Now seems like a pretty bad time to visit, too, to make another profound understatementFrom the river to the sea
>>33874146I think my reasons for putting the trip on are pretty decent. I don't want to have to explain the same things repeatedly or remind people "hey I'm the one you talked to about ____, I don't want anons to be able to jump into conversations in my place and make the other person feel like shit, and I want anons to be able to filter me if they want.The only real difference between now and a year ago when I was posting is that random people don't get "Ohio?" sent their way constantly.>>33874170That much is okay, I think>holy shit, they're so fucking hotis a bit too much though.>>33874173Isn't Florida pretty used to getting smacked with hurricanes?
>>33874189Nah. I wouldn’t do it, but it’s your life.I wouldn’t be comfortable dating someone who actively worked in the porn industry regardless of what side of the camera they were on.
>>33874063>cuckoldressDo you you mean cuckquean?
Why does Fear & Hunger have so many penises, and so little boobs/vaginas?
>>33874180Bro
4chan was added as a really gross kaiju monster in The Simpson THOH XXV. How do you feel about this.
>>33874181Yeah, I get you. While I don't want to dismiss my own feelings or insecurities, I'm just not sure if it's even rational to take issue with it in the first place.>>33874185Agreed. I suppose it really just depends on how far it goes, and if there's any action following it up. I've dealt with a lot of dishonesty from people, so I think it's just my mind going into survival mode and wondering what the deeper meaning of it is, if any at all.>>33874199Noted, thanks for the input. What about something along the lines of "take that shirt off..."?
>>33874203Nah, I want to be cucked by her
>>33874184You stupid fucking retard LMFAO
>>33874199Sounds like you think you're just more important than you really are
>>33874187The artwork was painted by Al Rossi, a human being, roughly seventy years ago.
>>33874207Haha, was it really? I’ll have to watch it and decide.I doubt I’m going to find it very funny, unfortunately. Is this the first time we’ve been mentioned on it? I haven’t watched much past like, season 20.
>>33874207People still have this mental image of 4chan as this horribly dark and edgy place. It's whatever.>>33874208Yeah, that's a bit much too I think.
How do women with onlyfans accounts view their boyfriends?
>>33874180>that is not evn half my age.how old are you??>>33874182>maybe just like a black sportsbra and bottoms or somethingdidn't realise sexy enderman was a thing until now
>>33874215Anon is asking the question>What words would help me get veins to look popping out? I used direct terms or sicknesses but apparently they don't register so I must do it on a descriptive way.to get advice on how to word their prompts for AI slop.
>>33874193ok he deserves it then>>33874189nah, it's just a job innit
>>33874215Nta he is good, the b/w looks good.
It weirds me out so much when I see people online mistake actual paintings for slop. It’s like it took no time at all to muddy the waters…
GenderWhat's the worst legal trouble you've ever been in?
>>33874217Heard. I'll keep that in mind if something like that happens again.
>>33874228MI’ve had warrants issued for me before for not paying tickets. I’m a danger to society.
>>33874184pseud moment
>>33874228I skipped an entire month of high school straight and had to go to court for truancy, the woman there said she would remove it from my record though.
>>33874162A hoe never gets cold!
>>33874228I've been sat on by police, handcuffed and transported to psychiatric emergency, for "my own safety". Not a fun experience.
>>33874232How did that go?That actually kinda cuts to why I asked the question - a coworker has a warrant out on her right now and she was panicking and raging all day.>>33874234You just went and that's as far as that went? No fine or anything?
>>33874219i just said that my costume has to be sexy geezwait you know where i go, maybe i shouldnt tell 4ch what im dressing as
>>33874228How about you answer, I want to see the dark shit you're hiding
>>33874242You've posted your face and your name before. You should really stop posting in /atoga/ and avatarfagging to draw attention to yourself at all.
>>33874240>How did that go?I never ended up going to jail, thank god. I actually didn’t even know I had a warrant until a cop giving me a ticket told me I had one. He let me off.I paid off my fines and got the warrant rescinded.
>>33874194>this is a fake quote, btw>captain jack talks about a pirate, not a cheater>mkg's simply using this disinfo edit to present himself in a more favorable lightPlease tell me you aren't seriously so deeply stupid that you think I am trying to pass a meme off as a quote.I mean, anyway just because someone said it, that doesn't make it valid.A quote isn't truth, it's just something that someone said.The point that Jack Sparrow made was good and it is easily applied to cheaters in addition to pirates. Savvy?
>>33874246Like he'd be honest?
>>33874250Wat kind?
>>33874247i never posted my face
>>33874184Lol, bro was too far up his own ass again
>>33874216Yeah, it kinda look like Mr Burns. There were other social media sites as monsters and lisa and bart were driving the mech from Pacific Rim.
>>33874250I'm craving chicken... Like a chicken sabdwhich or chicken nuggets... So bad... I can smell it right now I just dont know where from. Me want. So bad.
>>33874151I don't want to ever
>>33874228M, never actually been in trouble with the law, I'm smarter than that with my crimes jkkThere was the time tho the police made me stay a friend's house cause I was suicidal
>>33874240>You just went and that's as far as that went? No fine or anything?They were more mad at my parents for not realizing that I hadn't been going to school than they were at me (I cut the phone off when I knew they would call so my parents never found out), but I think they went easy on me when they realized I was skipping school because I was having a mental breakdown and developing StPD and depression.
>>33874254NTA but oooo... Cremini, oyster, chicken of the woods, king trumpet, shiitake...
>>33874248I should elaborate on this: the warrant was in another county, and that made it easy for the cop to not act on it.>>33874240I get the panic if she’s got a warrant in your city. She needs to get that shit taken care of ASAP before she gets arrested.
>>33874194Based, nice catch
>>33874242>you know where i gouwotI don't know anything about american universitiesanyway it's a cute custome idea, I like it>>33874250I want some mushroom soup>>33874255he's trolling you hun
>>33874250I just bought mushroom dumplings with bamboo.
>>33874219Lets just say her age is problematic.
>>33874255You posted your face on another board, in a general thread that has a name starting with C. You recall, don't you?
>>33874212>You stupid fucking retard LMFAONo, really. Books were made out of trees! And there are whole buildings full of them if you don't believe me.>>33874233I'm not sure what you think you're accomplishing but I hope you are enjoying yourself.
I should make broccoli and cheddar soup with pan seared chicken thigh cut into bites and buy a fresh loaf of bread to dip in it...
>>33874242Can you shut up.
>>33874260I don’t want you to either. I want someone to help you shoulder it.
>>33874274Agreed
>>33874246I had the cops called on me in 6th grade. Looking back, I think the school was very dumb to call the police on me for>saying I wish I could blow my jammed locker openEven the cops thought it was ridiculous and took my side.>>33874248That's reassuring. Maybe she'll be okay. My coworker had a court date to go over a disorderly conduct ticket, she skipped it, and her case status is now "Warrant".>>33874265Yeah, I strongly suggested she call the courthouse or visit the local PD. Not sure if that's the right call but I can't see how it'll make things worse.>>33874263That makes sense all around.
>>33874255I saw your picture and you look like FAmily Guys Quimire sister.
Men or womenDo you have any allergies? Lactose intolerant?
>>33874226Yeah I think I used one of his as reference once or twice. Dude's got skills.
>>33874284MNo>Lactose intolerantI'm white
>>33874259I wondered! Be safe.>>33874264Luv mushrooms. Enoki sounds good to me right now.
>>33874284MNo, I grew up in a dirty environment so I think there's some merit to the idea that keeping kids too clean gives them allergies.
State genderDo you enjoy pooping?
>>33874284M, yeah both. Allergic to something in olive and pickle brine and a bit lactose intolerant.
>>33874228I've been arrested for DWI and bloodied my face by headbutting the police car on principle.
>>33874282Are you saying things are only real if you can perceive them? If things happened outside your realm of perception, does that mean that they effectively didn't happen?
>>33874281>Yeah, I strongly suggested she call the courthouse or visit the local PD.The courthouse will definitely tell her what she needs to know. That’s how I got mine taken care of.
The more high value and powerful a man is the more willing he is to date a whore.
>>33874294MCertainly beats being unable to poop.
>>33874269Never had those, but I am making sweet potato gnocchi with naruto variety and Okinawan sweet potato, sauce will be butter and sage, protein will be ground pork mixed with ground sage and MSG made into patties
>>33874283importunately i didnt post my picture
>>33874294No, peeing is more satisfying.>>33874299Yeah. At the very least, showing that she's willing to make up for mistakes could earn her a point with the judge I figure.
>>33874249>Please tell me you aren't seriously so deeply stupid that you think I am trying to pass a meme off as a quote.a disingenuous piece of shit like you? no waySavvy?more than you at least>>33874184
>>33874279I'd rather they just solve it
>>33874284MI’m allergic to cats, but I own two of them. I just take antihistamines every day and try to keep my hands clean, and that seems to be enough.My allergies were a lot worse when I was younger, and since I’m asthmatic as well, entering a home full of cat hair pretty much guaranteed I’d have trouble breathing after a while.
>>33874280Want a bowl?
Found out that my home state is Japan based and the legal age of consent is 12.
>>33874309Solve it for everybody, or just for you? I want both, but the first one’s a pretty big ask.
>>33874312Yes.
>>33873977Ask where he got them, because I don't have any.
>>33874284Raw shrimp. Medium rare shrimp.
>>33874314you are not japanese
>>33874274That sounds delicious
>>33874180You don't forget about her. You accept the reality that you will never be any closer to her than you already are.Accept it like the death of a loved one.Your feelings are valid but irrelevant.It doesn't change the reality that you won't be close.Accept reality.Feel the pain of it.Appreciate her a person you cannot be with.Move on.Accept reality.Move on.
>>33874044I mean, everybody's cum glows with a blacklight.Men, if a woman took a blacklight to your room, what's lighting up with your cum?
>>33874255>>33874272Two general threads, actually. When you used the name EJ, you posted your face in CG and PG.You recall, don't you?
>>33874292Beef wrapped enoki simmered in beef broth...
>>33874313If you have something imposed upon you, such as a forced perspective, how could you be a god? Is there a higher god that imposes upon you? How do you define god?
>>33874073Trip on Ohio.
>>33874327Everything lol. All I do is goon.
>>33874332Not him! There are unfortunately at least two weebs on 4chan.
>>33874307Okay, I get a little verbose and fancy sometimes.But do you think you could try to be coherent?
>>33874324It is
>>33874273"There's no winning or getting a narcissist to admit their faults or actions." - MKGEven in a small matter of MKG not reading a post correctly, MKG is completely unable to admit a simple little careless mistake.
>>33874074I want every male to competently deliver period products to their potential (straight)mate.
>>33874337>There are unfortunately at least two weebs on 4chan.*GASP!*
Both genders.In approximately 48 hours I will have gone from living with my uncle's family to bring back to soldiering. How do i cope?
>>33874326I don't want to, but I dont want to get introuble.
>>33874345I know! What a world.
>>33874342Making an unverifiable claim does not make it true.
>>33874346Being*
>>33874339Gimme
>>33874346Uhhh voluntary enlistment? Nationality?
>>33874347Accept reality.Move on.Trouble is irrelevant.It won't happen.Let it go.Accept reality.Move on.
Waiting for my stupid fucking cats to sleep so I can completely violate their trust and dose them with Frontline while their guard is down
Finna Diogenes-maxx and get real absurd with it
>>33874337I do like Sadako, but as a costume idea? It seems sorta hard to pull off. I'd have said Ghostface (female).
>>33874173No!Shun Melissa away from!Do a barrel roll into Virginia from the south instead. They love that shit. And most of my exes are there.
>>33874346Why are you a soldier? That's so dumb.
Imagine being a little boy again and being adopted by a kind motherly witch who lives in a cottage in the woods. Why is reality so shit?
>>33874359I don’t wanna hear you complain about being single at any point after you get in the jar
>>33874355I'll try, thanks.
>>33874214All tripfags think this
>>33874358It's okay, if they could understand they would. You've gotta take care of them.
Gib forehead
>>33874356I think they're a little fibber.
>>33874369You probably should, anyone saying it's a bad idea is just a figment of your imagination anyway.
>>33874331If you use one hand to put a glove on the other, the gloved hand cannot feel directly through the material of the glove. Does that mean that the gloves finger is no longer part of you, since it's awareness has diminished?
>>33874214>>33874366I think you’re projecting yeah? You’re replying to yourself because nobody else did.
>>33874316Just me
>>33874351I use this edited recipe, please cut fresh carrots and grate your own cheese. Pre shred veg is always dry and less flavorful, and pre shredded cheese clumps
>>33874270>Lets just say her age is problematicok well don't be a nonce>>33874363>being adopted by a kind motherly witch who lives in a cottage in the woodsgonna try lucid dream this tonight>>33874359legend, keep is posted>>33874346are you not able to quit>>33874314>the legal age of consent is 12what are you going to do with this information>>33874310>I’m allergic to cats, but I own two of them. I just take antihistamines every day and try to keep my hands cleansame here dude>>33874294it's alright ig
>>33874376No
I know you won't but I am trying to copy what would you do. So there is an a mature woman in some place, how would you seduce her.
>>33874284M, yeah I have a lot of mild allergies, dust mites, hayfever, mild lactose intolerance, animal dander etc. but I just pop an antihistamine or two every day and get on with it>>33874274mmm that sounds delicious, I miss having this....>>33874269yum....damn now I want a midnight snack
>>33874374No, you feel just the same from inside the glove as outside. The sensation you feel is just inside the glove. Being limited implies that either you or someone else put it on, and if you didn't put it on, someone else did, meaning that it is unlikely that you're the highest entity.
>>33874380Yes I too own a phone and a PC. Very impressive.
To ladies, would it be weird if a guy suggested a pedicure date at a salon? I'm not (creepily) into feet, I just think it would be a shakeup from regular early dates that's not a bar. Or am I misjudging the sanctity of the female safe space that is a salon? I need to get one myself, anyways...
>>33874376Newfag cope. Tripfags are universally reviled for a reason
>>33874343>not reading a post correctlyEntirely possible.I've certainly done it before, sometimes embarrassingly.One would think someone could, you know, point out the actual mistake rather than tittering as if you're superior without indicating why.Calling someone retarded is as meaningless and inelegant as a thrown turd unless you explain why.
>>33874377I’d love to try sometime.
>>33874379I know someone that is exactly that old.
>>33874365You're welcome.There are other wonderful, less problematic people in the world.Life will surprise you.
>>33874343maybe he'll admit, but at that point it would be too performative because we practically bullied him into that
>>33874390>One would think someone could, you know, point out the actual mistake rather than tittering as if you're superior without indicating why.That was done for you as well.>>33874221
>>33874378Saved, thanks anon
>>33874389Universally by one person?
>>33874399No and it’s weird that you’re looking for a samefag when there is none. Turn your trip back on weirdo
Why my cat gotta clean his asshole so loudlyThis is the slurpingest little dude on the planet. I can hear him from the other room. It’s obscene
>>33874403No, I am.
>>33874386I'd be very weirded out yes
>>33874401You’re hilarious and so lacking in self awareness. Make a straw poll.
>>33874395Thanks again anon. I will keep your advice on mind.
>>33874409You do it because you’re the only one that cares. Plus you’d just say I’m samefagging the vote too
>>33874398Soup for all!
>>33874386MThe parenthetical in this post has slain me I’m cracking up
>>33874379>gonna try lucid dream this tonightIt's one of my favorite fantasies ever
>>33874389>>33874401>>33874411Boy are you gonna be embarrassed if it turns out that you're wasting your time on ENTJ...
I once went with a girl I was dating to the salon and got a pedicure with her at her insistence, and I think I learned how to say “gay best friend” in Vietnamese in the short time I was there
>>33874411I just think anti-namefags are infinitely more obnoxious and you guys actively ruin the threads. I’ve never used a name but you are total fags anyways because you guys never stop moaning about hating namefags.
>>33874420>you guysI thought it was just me? Dumbass
>>33874420NTA, so you're aware that a whole bunch of people dislike namefags, and you were bullshitting about it being a samefag? Cool cool cool.
HELLO EVERYBODY
>>33874384You are more than your finger but is your finger you?If your left foot is injured, the damaged nerves sense it, your brain senses it, your right foot has no idea. Are your feet part of you despite your right foot not knowing what the left is doing?Here's a GOOD question:Bob and John are part of the same bowling team. John stole money from Bob's wallet. John obviously knows this. Bob does not know this."Knowing" can be defined as having knowledge.The bowling team has knowledge of the theft because John is part of the team and he has knowledge of it.So, does the bowling team know despite part of the team, Bob, lacks the knowledge?
>>33874420>DUDE I was only pretending LMAO If you want to find an obnoxious troll then you should look in the mirror.
>>33874422I think you are samefagging in this thread, I think multiple people torpedo threads entirely with their autistic rage. Can you follow now, little guy?
>>33874423Tight tight tight.
>>33874424Grrrr we hate namefags
>>33874420Hi, weedbro
>>33874429oh, bad time ain't it?
>>33874430Literally learn to filter. You bitch about weeds instead of just removing them. Your autistic comic that you always repost makes zero sense.
>>33874430Oh boy, now post Degradation of a Hobby and the hipster leftist guy wearing a mask
>>33874427Are you impressed I could circumvent the 1 minute cooldown? Anyways, turn your trip back on
I hate women.
>>33874431Maybe. Any luck on your quest to get off
>>33874392I know
>>33874386>suggested a pedicure date at a salonNAG but she's either gonna think you're gay or a foot fetishisteither way, not a good way to get off on the right foot...
I want everything new new pillows new couch new duvet but I can't spend that kind of money
>>33874444>get off on the right foot...Carlos for god’s sake
So the trip fags at least, nobody can copy your trip. That's yours, whatever they say is very incriminating. But for name fags, isn't it just typing a name in the name slot when you make a post? Can't anyone do that and just pretend to be them and say slanderous things? Why would you do that to yourself?
>>33874437>admitting to itCongrats on posting from multiple devices. You’re such a winner! You really bring so much value to the thread with your endless bitching and whining!
Answer the pollhttps://strawpoll.com/e6Z2AJGWJgN
>>33874444Fantastic quads my man
>>33874449Plausible deniability. If you ever say something you regret, then you can just say "Oh, that was only someone pretending to be me."
>>33874434Why shouldn't we confront and bully them, though? It's entertaining and some of them actually leave after that.
>>33874450Holy shit you’re stupid
>>33872998>Spain and/or Portugal.worst women in europe
>>33874456Yeah congrats on chasing away anon :3 and myao, you really did the thread a great service by leaving us with ENTJ and MKG.
>>33874425Can you, intentionally or otherwise, injure a god or divide it's perception? These things are not the same. The team knowing implies the collective, the whole, not just a single member. The vector of perception, the limb, reports to the same collective, being the mind, and the limb doesn't really know anything.
>>33874461Oh that’s why you’re a pissbaby, you’re a simp
>>33874394>I know someone that is exactly that oldyou know a 12 year old? ok>>33874405tsk, where is his decorum>>33874415witch mommy fantasy unlocked...>>33874424HELLO ANON HOW ARE YOU>>33874454thx broski>>33874448>CarlosI don't have a car
>>33873378>>33873400>serbian homo>remove kebabLMAO you serbs were loyal hounds for the turks for centuries
>>33874449I think it's precisely to keep some deniability like the other anon says. You get a name but can also say somebody was pretending to be you when you said something horrible.
>>33874461>chasing away anon :3 and myaoBased, never liked those attention-whores
>>33874456Because the worst thrive off any attention, good or bad. It doesn't matter if everyone's talking shit. Everyone's talking about them.
>>33874388>>33874407>>33874444Okay. I'll keep that one put away for a while then. >>33874414I'm not trying to steal their shoes to jerk off or subscribe to their OnlyFeet page, but feet are still a card on the table when we're fooling around. Not an entre, but certainly a side dish. idk, maybe I'm the crazy one.
>>33874464I’m a woman, retard. The only namefags you can chase off are women.
>>33874442Always a pleasure talking to you.>>33874447Me too. I just got a new mattress at least.You keep a much nicer house than I do, I bet. I don’t own a duvet; I just use cheap blankets and some nice quilts my family made
>>33874441huh? oh, i did like yesterday via pillow
>>33874461No one liked them except the delulu moids who wanted to fuck them
>>33874467This only matters to narcissists, unironically
>>33873436If that was written 10 years ago it might have been seen as edgy enough to be moid only, but now its safe opinion and women can say it now
I'm glad the /soc/ thread died. It was such a disappointment anyway.
>>33874465>tsk, where is his decorumI think he was born without it. This motherfucker sucks lolHe’s lucky he’s shaped like a stuffed animal
>>33874475>Always a pleasure talking to you.Is this sarcastic
>>33874465>HELLO ANON HOW ARE YOUbrilliant :D
>>33874474Yes I know you’re a woman, you’re also a pass holder. Any other interesting factoids? Maybe that you’re European?
>>33874477I liked that anon :3 took drawing requests.
>>33874478I guess. It's like being able to retroactively curate your image and avoid accountability. Or they just can't be bothered to google "how to tripcode".
>>33874451as a namefag I voted yes>>33874456>some of them actually leave after that.do they thoughalso I thought Cheswich was just Gary hallucinating>>33874461>chasing away anon :3 and myaotfw myao still posts but is just busy with school, and anon :3 is prolly just inactive for other reasons >>33874481I haven't even checked if there's a /soc/ thread in yonks lolalways felt it was a bit pointless desu>>33874482>He’s lucky he’s shaped like a stuffed animalaw, what breed?>>33874485yay <3
>>33874484Nope. You wouldn’t still be hearing from me if it were, anon
>>33874461Those needed to go bad sadly not really. They just adop other personalities.
>>33874489There is no image, you are supposed to be an anonymous poster. If you want to cultivate an image, go to Reddit or Twitter. Seriously, this is stupid, no one “knows” you’re Ohio, only you force that by responding to every single post saying “OHIO??” That’s narcissism
>>33874491I wish I had a nice quilt is it cotton
>>33874490>aw, what breed?An American shorthair. He’s got black fur and bright green eyes. Our eyes match :o
>>33874488yeah, her drawings were really fun and good
>>33874490You sound retarded the way you type.
>>33874494Yeah, both of mine are. They’re the shit; I’ve had them for years.One is insanely tacky. It’s valentines themed lol my bedroom looks pretty stupid
>>33874397>That was done for you as well.I missed that post.>>33874221>Anon is asking the question to get advice on how to word their prompts for AI slop.AhaOops. I saw the AI slop comment and was reading the first post, considered the blouse, recognized the art, and responded to the AI slop comment without finishing reading the first post.Every time I see that phrase, it's in response to someone posting AI art, which that wasn't. So I herped and derped.And when I read the green text, I didn't remember it as I didn't read it the first time, so it didn't seem like a quote but read like a passive aggressive continuation of the argument devoid of reason. Which I've seen a lot of.Legitimately funny.>>33874212>You stupid fucking retard LMFAOI stand corrected. Turns out that you're right.>>33874256>Lol, bro was too far up his own ass againNope. I just moved too soon. That's against the first rule in a crisis situation.Not relevant, but I gotta make a pop culture reference to retain some kind of pride.
>>33874495>black fur and bright green eyesperfect for halloween ;P>Our eyes matchgreen eyes are based>>33874497>You sound retarded the way you typeI am pretty dumb but also that's rude wtf
>>33874500>Turns out that you're right.I'm always right One day you'll all see
>>33874493This is a recurring thread. People who post regularly will naturally develop identities that people will catch on to. See: the number of 'namefags' we have that don't even use the field but are recognizable for the way they post, the stuff they post about.
>>33874471>Because the worst thrive off any attentionThen we can at least use them as lolcows for our entertainment while still getting rid of the others
>>33874499Thats awesome I love that but it is a tough aesthetic I'm sure
>>33873530
>>33874501>perfect for halloween ;PI’m the weird reclusive neighbor who has two black cats (they’re bros) lol, I’m a very Halloween character
>>33874504Holy shit why don’t you just suck their dicks too? Give ENTJ/MKG all the attention they could ever want as part of your crusade while you chase off everybody more normal than them.
Femanons, which one are you?
>>33873486probably 3 or 4 times im not really a masturbation enthusiast
>>33874500How does quoting someone else instead of coming up with your own words and ideas help you retain your pride?
shit guys i got a speeding ticket i was listening to eurobeat while driving
>>33874500as I said>>33874396
>>33874503You always deliberately avoid the crux of the argument, that being that namefags have to deliberately keep being namefags. You can choose not to respond to someone saying Ohio, but you choose to response to it, because your persona is important to you, hence narcissism
>>33874515Lmao too realThe last time I had my eurobeat playlist on behind the wheel I had to turn it off like five songs in
>>33874474we couldnt chase off those fags even if we wanted to, which we dowomen just scare easierthey piss their pants if you repost an image that they themselves uploaded here in this fukken thread lol
>>33874511Breeding property (husband)
>>33874403Well quit it.
>>33874511i don't read fiction
>>33874525autism
>>33874461If anybody chased away myao, it's LHA.>I like you romantically. Do you like me too?>Do you like me now?>Do you like me now?>Do you like me now?>Do you like me now?
>>33874500>Legitimately funny.It is
>>33874520peak>>33874521nta, how is that scary?
>>33874378>pre shredded cheese clumpsBecause coated with anticaking powders, btw. Incase anyone was wondering.If you are physically capable of putting cheese in a food mill with a shredder attachment then you should because it's better health wise.
>>33874505My house certainly looks… eclecticNo unifying aesthetic for most of the furniture, all of which is either cheap or old. I did put some art on the walls, but they’re all freaky surrealist postwar paintings by this Polish painter I likeWhat about yours?
>>33874529its not but women think it isi cant remember off the top of my head though i just got here after a 3 month haitus
>>33874526sorry
>>33874500You forgot to apologize to >>33874132 for your pretentious babble against them.
>>33874530No one was wondering fatty.
>>33874534
I will never have a baby that I transport on my bicycle.
>>33874386I wouldn't even mind if he was into feet and he personally went to get certified in gel and pedicure and wanted to do it in his home while naked and serving me Hors d'oeuvres and Moscato.
>>33874508ahh it's you <3have a chill one lolI'm the same kek, don't know a single neighbour's name>>33874515based, which trackdrive safely though <3I used to cycle way too fast home from work on my bike at night while listening to this lol https://youtu.be/dP6y1M9mytA&t=285
>>33874462>Can youMe personally? Let's assume not.>injure a god or divide it's perception?It can be done. Not usually with Zorbeez.>These things are not the same.A fork is not a spoon. Both are cutlery.>The team knowing implies the collective, the whole, not just a single memberAn implication is not definition or meaning. It suggests. But does the team know if on member knows? If the police ask, the team can provide the knowledge.>The vector of perception, the limb, reports to the same collective, being the mind, and the limb doesn't really know anything.Is your limb you despite not being all of you? Where do you end and that which is not you begin?
>>33874539You copied-and-pasted that.
>>33874531Lot's of ikea I know that painter your house sounds a little scary
>>33874515I've always been afraid of doing something like that. Initial D and F-Zero music is dangerous.>>33874517Your argument boils down to "I have a list of rules in my head as to how you should use the site and I don't like that you don't follow my rules". It's gibberish that doesn't make logical sense. You're perfectly welcome to filter me, that's why I keep the trip on.
>>33874539Even your make slave fantasy involves food.
>>33874545That’s like saying you shouldn’t have to say please or thank you. It’s fucking chan culture you newfag, and yes you’re a narcissist, again avoiding the crux of the argument
>>33874515i listen to depressing stuff and drive 40 in a 55
>>33874544Haha yeah I don’t really have many people over. It’s cozy but I’m eager to leave
>>33874549
>>33874542Lel nope>>33874546*pickle crunch*
>>33874545>F-Zero music is dangerousbased, F-Zero music is kinoI also used to cycle way too fast downhill listening to this racing the cars and pretend I was in Tron lmao https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4eccPBFEjE
>>33873284Meat dinner with my mother and sister
woay
>>33874510I wouldn't worry about it too much, hatedom unites people quite well, especially here
>>33874553You copied-and-pasted hors d'oeuvres, hence the capital H.
>>33874557still not going to bang blue valky
>>33874551What Domo mean
>>33874561lol, bonnie blue valky
>>33874562thanks
>>33874560I capitalized Moscato too.
>>33874557Aren't the actual dates on those things dubious at best? And even then, we have no idea why these were actually made and who they were made by? Isn't there a running theory that these were made by pregnant women who were just looking down at themselves and just saw themselves as ginormous blobs? Or it was young boys making carvings to throw at each other and say your mom looks like this?
>>33874562I like domo
>>33874557
>>33874557Hey, I know that femanon
>>33874571I don’t think I’ve ever actually watched any of his shorts, but I did have a little plush Domo on my desk when I was a kid
>>33874568You have your own reasons for that. You still copied-and-pasted hors d'oeuvres, and like a typical narcissist you are unable to own up when called out.
>>33874576>mootWho?
>>33874466>lies and revisionismTaqqiya in action, ladies and gentlemen
>>33874557Looks like math graphs
>>33874580The creative genius behind Canvas
>>33874570fats and sugars used to be scarce obesity was symbolic of prosperity
>>33874580the founder of nine gagheres his photo
>>33874586he looks surprisingly normal here
>>33874584prove it
>>33874588i made it up
>>33874579>he still doesn't know the lore and thinks he can make fun of meL
>>33874584>obesity was symbolic of prosperityprobs why in places like africa fat women are still seen as baddies
>>33874587That's taken right after he sold MySpace and began backpacking around the world.And he was a good friend.
>>33874584Was it actually?
Cheating on women isn't wrong because they're bad people.
>>33874587before his heath started failing ;_;
Do you know my lore?
>>33874592Except they aren't.
>>33874599Don’t care
>>33874599no, tell us>>33874596pot calling the kettle black innit
>>33874514>How does quoting someone else instead of coming up with your own words and ideas help you retain your pride?Finding the perfectly relevant moment in pop culture is a skill. It's a mostly useless and pointless skill aside from assisting me with jokes, but it's still a skill.I take pride in it whether I should or not.>>33874396>maybe he'll admit, but at that point it would be too performative because we practically bullied him into thatSo even if I admit my OBVIOUS retarded reaction, I am still magically somehow a narcissist villain or whatever?You've bullied me for months and I don't cave. One anon pointed it out and I saw my mistake. Just link the post next time and I'll copy to it.Some people are stupid all of the time.All people are stupid some of the time.(My words)>>33874528Okay THIS TIME I pissed myself. Yes.>>33874535>You forgot to apologize to >>33874132 # for your pretentious babble against the I apologize for misunderstanding his post and thinking they didn't recognize human art.But I am repelled by their sentiment and stand by my pretentious babble, although it was unwarranted.
>>33874599I doubt I do
>>33874591 nta but shut up whore
>>33874599I don't know who you are.
>>33874599Yeah another social reject
>>33874608Wtf on 4chan?
Put me in the motorcadePut me in the death parade
>>33874606No, you shut up.
>>33874599Maybe are you that slut?
>>33874614Want
>>33874610I know crazy right
>>33874545and touhou eurobeat>>33874548why?
>>33874603>his>they>theirWhy are you apologizing to the general audience instead of apologizing directly to them specifically?You really honestly genuinely might want to ask yourself why this is so hard for you.
>>33874547Nobody is forced to reply to me or even see my posts. You can filter or ignore me entirely, or keep replying, and that's your call to make. I use a trip purely for clarity and continuity in conversations, not for attention. So the repeated 'narcissist' name-calling just rings hollow.>>33874555Sounds exhilarating, but it's a good thing you stopped doing that though.
>>33874614You and me femanon after doing coke lines
>>33874624>>33874625Back to back bafflingly bad posts
>>33874614I thought her shirt was pulled up over her face and his pants were pulled down at first.Mildly confusing.
>tfw the “universal” revilement of namefags is a minority opinionKEK LMAOOOOOO
>>33874600damn, RIP the fatties I guess>>33874624>it's a good thing you stopped doing that thoughyeah it was pretty bad especially when I didn't wear a helmet kek>>33874625>after doing coke linesI would be too busy gurning and dancing in the bathroom desu>>33874626>Back to back bafflingly bad postsnice alliteration
>>33874614>look i posted it again
>>33874618I thought everyone here was hot and famous
>>33874631I am
>>33874628>>33874630You breathing heavy as fuck with these b2bs
>>33874623I said it.It's kinda compounds the lack of full apology to say "I find your sentiment to be repellent."Seems rude.
>>33874632,’:-| Real?
>>33874625Man, you'll find out I don't even need drugs.
>>33874629There actually is a group in an African country that does believe obesity is best, but they're also known to have this belief because they force-feed girls starting at age 8 so they look like they're 16 and old enough for marriage, and it's also because fat wives can't run away.
>>33874627told ya. sick shit. everyone saw
>>33874622Not sure if this qualifies, but I used to listen to it on repeat at work for a while.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vS_a8Edde8k>>33874629Christ, anon. Please say that's the most risky you went with it.
>>33874638>fat wives can't run awaylolI guess that wouldn't work in america cause you got those e-scooters to speed away
>>33874636Desperate fatty trope huh...
cant wait to have a man who actually wants me and is obsessed w (only) me. are those guys real or nah?
>>33874640>Please say that's the most risky you went with ityeah that is lolI dated a baddie though who used to sometimes ride her motorcycle without a helmet and I'd sit on the back kek now she's in the police lmao>>33874644yh I hope you meet a based simp
>>33874644Yeah lol
>>33874644They're real, but you don't want them irl. You'll ignore and reject them.
>>33874634You haven't apologized to them specifically, you haven't addressed it to them directly. You know what kind of person struggles to make a genuine apology.
>>33874644Yes but rare
>>33874633Nice try old man. Feels nice knowing there are literally three of you.
>>33874602Stop breathing.
>>33874654I said sometimes. Why even add that option btw? Very un-empirical
>>33874649ugh the only guy I have recently 'rejected' was misinterpreted because I got nervous and walked away. wish we could have maybe taken a walk together, looking back at things.
>>33874624NTA how do you keep your composure when people just come at you? I get an anon telling me to shut the fuck up and I want to hop off for the nightAnybody else can answer too, idc
>>33874659Click the hide button.
>>33874659You are way too sensitive
>>33874659It's simple, you just convince yourself that you're only hated by a minority while a silent majority loves you.
>>33874659How long have you been on this site?
>>33874657The claim was that they’re “universally reviled”, that’s clearly not the case and they’re rather tolerated.I didn’t make the poll.
>>33874653Yup very rare
>>33874665Right, right, good one anon, you are the winner of all the loots
>>33874659You just remember that that is one singular person, even if it's a few people. You can reply to whoever you damn well please. They don't actually know who you are. You won't cop a ban. There are no consequences just for disliking someone.
>>33874664August 2024
>>33874671Lol faggot
>>33874671Hi richard
>>33874656>Stop breathingI just held my breath for almost a minute and now I feel faint>>33874659>I get an anon telling me to shut the fuck up and I want to hop off for the nightbrev you can't take the haters seriously
>>33874511F. I haven't read either of these but I prefer government because it means there's nothing you can really do about it. You can't call the cops because it's legal. You can't really escape without fleeing the country. Just gotta accept your place as breeding property. I think the idea of being legally classified as property and everyone around me viewing it as normal and just a fact of life sounds really hot.
>>33874671Happy belated Cake Day!EDITWow, thanks for all the upvotes! The cake is not a lie!
>>33874676>I think the idea of being legally classified as property is really hotthis kills the feminist
>>33874672:(
Anyone remember BSGD? F
>>33874680Battle Star Galactica Degenerates? My favorite human-on-toaster smutfic group.
>>33874659I've had two people threaten violence on me in the same month and both of them pussied out when confronted. These posts are no different.
>>33874346try not to get blown up you dumb zogbot
>>33874680Bombay Suburban Grain Dealers?
>>33874659Don't take it to heart, I guess. Sometimes people are just out to insult strangers for fun. Sometimes people just don't like you. You're likely best to just try to ignore it and move on; 4chan isn't serious business.
Did everybody have a good one?
>>33874692I had a meh one today but overall yeah it was chillBeen proper lazy though desu, haven't done anything productive besides fixing an appliance, some housework and going to the shops
>>33874692A good what
>>33874692Not really. But Idid had fun practicing guitar today. What about you, anon?
>>33874695A good'un.
>>33874695Day
>>33874692No
>>33874692Barely slept last night. Work was fucking hell on Earth with 7 call-offs for the night, but we managed. Now I'm back to Vampire Survivors.How was yours, anon?>>33874694That sounds plenty productive I think.
>>33874695nta but assume he means a good day lol>>33874692also a bit miffed that no one from work told me my colleague wasn't covering anymore and I still needed to come in this afternoon, could've done with the extra cash before the weekend. though on the flipside I had a nice day off so can't really complain
>>33874692Not really. Needless panic attack to end the day. I hope I can fall asleep soon.
>>33874704>sounds plenty productivenot really my standards but thanks dudeI produced loads of music at least >Work was fucking hell on Earth with 7 call-offs for the night, but we managed. Now I'm back to Vampire Survivorssounds rough but congrats on getting through manalso based, wanna go back to that game someday
>>33874692Kinda busy at work. Overall pretty meh.
>>33874703Sorry.
Does /atoga/ ever have orgies?
>>33874703what happened anon?
>>33874713I hate my job and I’ve had a lot of trouble sleeping recently. My dreams are back
>>33874708>not really my standards but thanks dudeFair, just thinking objectively. I had a coworker (my only kitchen help) come in for 30 minutes and then leave because his toe was hurting. You accomplished a lot more than he did.>also based, wanna go back to that game somedayThey added a ton of free stuff yesterday, especially if you have the Castlevania DLC. And the new Balatro DLC is a thing. Some rumors that we might get Final Fantasy later down the line?
>>33874714Weak. Go hurt people irl face to face, mr keyboard warrior reddit mod.
>>33874715oh I'm sorry anon ): you can get through it, are you able to look for another job tho maybe?>My dreams are backwhat kind of dreams have you been having?yeah I also hate my current job desu, barely making enough to scrape by, and sleeping like shit, we'll both get through it though anon
>>33874704It wasn’t half bad. Perfectly boring day at work and a perfectly boring night at home. Could complain but would rather not.>>33874705Agh that is bogus, but the cash doesn’t hurt.>>33874707Rough. The last time I had one was during a group interview @_@
>>33874720Yeah I called my old boss, we’ll see if she can get me my old hours backMostly dreams about being in an old house surrounded by everyone I’ve ever known. I tried to scream, and when I did people would disappear, but my voice would always crack and they’d come back
>>33874721>Could complain but would rather not.Good mindset. I feel bad for griping about my coworker in the last post I made.Any plans for the night?
>>33874716NTAnew Castlevania stuff?
>>33874726>Any plans for the night?Just hitting f5 until bed lol. One of those days.
>>33874711I remember one of the early 2k reply threads was pretty orgy-ish. We were all hornyposting and the consensus was we'd finally fuck off and masturbate when the thread finally died. It was funny.
>>33874711Hornyposting orgy?Genders?Wanna fuck?
>>33874716>added a ton of free stuff yesterdayyeah I remember you telling me haha so def want to achievement whore and play the new s tuff>had a coworker (my only kitchen help) come in for 30 minutes and then leave because his toe was hurtingRIP, hope bro's toe is okay lolare you a chef or smth?>>33874721>that is bogusyeah lol, I would've come in if someone had bloody told me my colleague bailed, but nvm>the cash doesn’t hurtthe cash is what I need lmao but I've at least got shifts tomorrow (well today cause past midnight...) to saturdayand I'm finishing at 7pm on halloween instead of like midnight now, so while less cash I can spent more time at halloween party at least (though idk if I'm in the mood desu)>>33874724>I called my old boss, we’ll see if she can get me my old hours backoh that's really positive, hopefully she'll be happy to have you backI've considered doing the same but eh doesn't really seem worth it, I live in a very touristy area so might just get a xmas temp job desu>I tried to scream, and when I did people would disappear, but my voice would always crack and they’d come backinteresting, hopefully the dreams aren't too distressingdo you think it symbolises anything at all? is there anyone that you miss or want to see/speak to again? what is the old house like?>>33874730listening to any music or anything at least?>>33874733>Wanna fuck?I'm good thanks :p
>>33874731>We were all hornypostingThere were three of you being obnoxious and the rest of us just waiting for it to be over.
Name a city that I should look on street view
>>33874731How early is early? How long have these been going? I never spent much time on /adv/ until a few years ago and only recently checked these out.
>>33874738sao paolo
>>33874692Everyday feels the same
>>33874711idk orgy sounds a bit gay but if any femanons want me to fap to them
>>33874743One that is not in Brazil
>>33874735>listening to any music or anything at least?But of course. I’ve got the new Tame Impala album on.https://youtu.be/s3a4OQR-10MAnd you?
>>33874603>One anon pointed it out and I saw my mistake. Just link the post next time and I'll copy to it.Not before farming the content.
>>33874728I just unlocked a weapon called "Dark Frogamorphosis".>>33874730Sounds good to me. See if you can't find some good, comfy content to close out the night.>>33874735Yeah, I felt bad immediately after posting that. He could have other things going on, and maybe it really did hurt that badly. We pulled through regardless.>are you a chef or smth?Oh god, nothing so exquisite. A cook.
>>33874744I’m in a rut too. Been at my deadend job for a while now. Eager to leave town but no clue where for.Kinda considering just heading west and crashing on my dad’s couch for a change of scenery.
>>33874738St Petersburg
>>33874738Elmira, NY
>>33874738Utqiagvik
>>33874652You haven't done a lot of things either.What do you suppose that means?
>>33874747>One that is not in Brazilok uh L O N D O N>>33874749didn't even know they had a new album out, nice, is it any good?>And you?was listening to this legend just now lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtDD2q_AzGU
>>33874738You could go walk the boardwalk in Virginia Beach.
>>33874757>A cookdon't sell yourself short dudethat's really cool tho>We pulled through regardlessglad to hear, and hope toe guy is ok too
>>33874761Looks like a very chill place to live
>>33874765It's pretty simple. If you insult someone and you were wrong then you should offer an apology directly to that specific person.You've spent years insisting that you aren't a narcissist so this should be easy for you.
>>33874771I remember it being real nice. Lived there for a few years as a kid.
>>33874770Well no, I just mean I've never gone to culinary school or anything, and I just follow procedures. Most restaurant work is indistinguishable entirely from fast food work, I think.
>>33874770Is that why hes so fat?
>>33874762Is this from the vampire tv show
>>33874767Hoooly shit lol good tunes>is it any good?Yeah, not half bad. I hadn’t listened to his previous album, so this one being mostly an electronic/pop album came as a pretty big surprise.Dracula, Obsolete and Afterthought are total earworms
>>33874781I don't know anything about that. It's a city on the northern coast of Alaska. I wonder what life is like all the way up there?The surrounding geography is very interesting too.
>>33874786There is just mud and cold, seems awful
>>33874779still seems like really hard work thoI just grab the plates and wait the tables lol>>33874784>Dracula, Obsolete and Afterthought are total earwormssweet, I'll check em later <3
>>33874758A change of scenery would be nice
I like women
>>33874793Simp
>>33874793I’m a huge fan of their work too
>>33874789Maybe so. I think it looks neat.>>33874790To me, THAT seems like hard work.
>>33874791>why do cops-they're cops.i know a few who talk about fantasizing about "beating niggers heads in with billy clubs"they're those kind of peopleso why even ask why
Women, why is flat an insult?
You ever pee on the street?
>>33874792No joke. I’m dying for a vacation. Where would you go?Look up Einsiedeln, Switzerland too. The abbey there is gorgeous
>>33874798because boob=good
Women, exclusively women, thoughts on this song i just wrote for you?https://vocaroo.com/1mRgZlM36wei…
>>33874800MNope. I’ve peed on many a tree and bush, out in the boonies.
MenHow do you refer to soft drinks? Soda, pop, something else??
>>33874791idk but I hope bro has a rough time in prison>>33874796>THAT seems like hard worknot really lol, it's just running back and forth and making a bit of small talk with peopleI can barely remember what table I'm going to lol, no way I could remember how to cook everything and juggle everything in the kitchenanyways glad you got through today>>33874800no, I'll at least go hidden in the bushes if I'm coming back from a night out pissed or something
Small boobs aren't bad if the rest of you is small too. Problem is when you're 270lbs with small tits and no ass
>>33874806Fizzy sweets.
>>33874806M, in the UK we call them fizzy drinks lol
shower beer time ;D
>>33874798It's not. Breast come in all different shapes and sizes as the only way that you personally can affect it is going on hormonal birth control at a young age, getting breast implants or getting the breast reduction.
>>33874806soda
>>33874801I kinda want to live in China for a bit. Just for travel maybe Japan. I want to go to a lot of places
>>33874802Small boob =/= small goodSmall boob = good
>>33874815based, I'm gonna do this in a few hours before work lolwhat beer you having?>>33874809flat is justice desu, tall sticcs are hot also
>>33874806I'm going to die.
>>33874804I really really like it! Reminds me of old Brand New
>>33874821>I'm going to diesir we don't serve that here, how about a fanta
femanons I'm procrastinating work and horny what should I fap to
>>33874809The ass thing is just about activity though. I mean yeah I guess you could just get super duper lucky and store all your body fat in your ass cheeks but that's still gonna give you ugly sagging shape. You need actual muscle tone to have a nice round ass whether it's big or small. NO EXCUSE FOR SMALL ASS
>>33874827Insect porn
>>33874806All of the above.
>>33874800All the time
>>33874820My problem is when your gut sticks past your boobs and you aren't pregnant
>>33874827Don't. Just go do your work.
>>33874829what
>>33874818Oh, cool. I’d like to visit China sometime too, and I think I want to live in Japan. You speak the language?There are loads of places I want to go too. I’ve always wanted to check out southern Spain and see the Mosque-Cathedral of Cordoba
>>33874834Sex involving insects or women being bred by insects
>>33874836I have been learning for like 2 years now but I am shit still. I will take the exam for lv2 next month
I like sexy bunny outfits
>>33874836You do not want to live in Japan. They do not want you there. They're trying very hard to get rid of all the immigrants they've already amassed.
>>33874843I thought they wanted to get rid of the tourists
>>33874833I can't be arsed desumaybe I should do a bit and fap after but then I might not be in the mood anymore>>33874829wtffI mean depends on the insect ig>>33874838>women being bred by insectsthat cannot be healthy>>33874832>when your gut sticks past your boobs and you aren't pregnantisn't that just called being american
>>33874839You’re much more responsible than Mr. N6 who wants to move to Japan, at the very leastGood luck on that exam. I was surprised to learn recently how similar Chinese grammar is to English
>>33874846I'm lower weight than the average American woman and I'm still kinda chubby
>>33874842Idk if I'd wear one. My theighs and hips will make a body suit look like a thong.
>>33874736There was another thread up. Back then, there was always an option for people who didn't like that shit.>>33874739This was probably three years ago or so.
>>33874844They want to get rid of the tourists too. Tourist and notorious for just leaving trash around, being loud and obnoxious, and not even caring to follow any customs. Also theyre not Japanese. But the new Prime Minister was able to pass legislation that does essentially get rid of a lot of Chinese people who are there on scam visas. Within the next six years most of them will be gone.
>>33874820natty light tall cani just wanted to stay in the nice warm shower forever
>>33874843This is why I'm reticent to go through with going there myself. As much as I appreciate the history and culture, I can appreciate it from afar, the country isn't my zoo.
>>33874850It would be cool to not live in a fat country
>>33874850That's because the average American woman is BMI 29 when obesity starts at BMI 30. Even being at BMI 24 or 25 is going to have you a little bit doughy unless you exercise.
need bushy eyebrowed, hairy armed, brunette gfthen you know her bush is killer
>>33874850I was just joking about americansslightly chubby is kino desu>>33874854ayy that sounds niceiktf but then I think about the environment and steam in the bathroom
>>33874768This place looks boring
>>33874850average american woman is like 220 lbs at 5'3" lol
>>33874800F. Unfortunately, yes.
>>33874857It would ease the burden on our healthcare system substantially
do you ever just squeeze the shit out of your flaccid penis and it smushes flat lol
>>33874868For sure, but then people might get off their asses
>>33874871No, I'm too thick
>>33874780ask him.
I wish women weren't so evil.
>>33874871I want to gently put my hand in his pocket.
>>33874856Well yeah, they also hate fat people with a passion.
>>33874850You’re cute irl probably
>>33874857UK is pretty bad as well tbfI worked in the NHS for years and the amount of people who moan about their health but refuse to try anything to lose weight or stop drinking/smoking etc. is depressing lol
sleeping in my sweater because its so cold
>>33874878what is the evilest thing they did to you?
>>33874883Well I'm a man so thank you
>>33874884Well, we are your child after all lol
>>33874887Sexually assaulted me and then made fun of me for it in front of others
>>33874882Oh, it's you again. Are you okay? Some anons seemed pretty concerned about you the other day.
girl asked for my id and said i didnt look over 21 at the likkor storeyeah still got it22 btw
Use case for women?
is my crush based on my type, or my type based on my crush
>>33874896Which came first
>>33874895A loving supporting partner capable of bringing life into the world as well as making a house a home that you wish to come back to
>>33874895Friend and wife
>>33874898i cant remember
She is still here...
why are hot women so intimidating
>>33874886awI do this most nights lol cause heating is expensive innitwhat kind of sweater is it?>>33874896chicken and egg innitidk crush prolly stems from type if you have one>>33874889go to bed kiddo jk>>33874895cooking jk
>>33874895I don't need women when I have KDE.
>>33874903I hope you mean me.
>>33874901>>33874900But women don't fit these use cases anymore.
>>33874906The Linux desktop environment?
>>33874905army surplus commando sweaterits not THAT itchy lmaomy body hair protects me
>>33874904Because you've already rejected yourself when you see them
Should you ever tell a woman you are still a virgin at 26 years old? What if she asks?
>>33874906You should use i3 instead
>>33874908I think they do. I see lots of wife’s walking around out there
>>33874907Why anon person?
>>33874908for you
>>33874904bc they are hot so you feel more self conscious around them>>33874906I have KDE too (kinky doujins on ehentai)>>33874911>army surplus commando sweaterbro is ready for action lolhope it's comfy at least to sleep in>>33874914yeah, why not? I think honesty is the best policyI told a woman I was a virgin at 26 and she offered sex but i couldn't be arsed desu
>>33874892You mindbroke her anon. How could you?
>>33874917Because I like when I'm thought about.
>>33874914If you don't trust her you should lie
>>33874919>>33874916You must be AI bots because you're hallucinating.
>>33874865This is the average American woman and this data is also two years old.
>>33874912ntaive already rejected myself moments after waking up in the morning ngl
>>33874925It’s the truth. They just aren’t my wife
I've got a riddle for you lotA woman goes to her mother's funeral and meets her dream man thereHowever she doesn't get his name or his phone numberA few days later, she kills her own sisterWhy did she do it?
>>33874926>Man with 32 inch waistAm I tea?
>>33874925or youre just an out of touch perpetually online whiny faggotwomen are still good and cool
>>33874912I don't understand
>>33874909"Use case" is a /g/ meme. Gnome developers hate your guts and want you to die if you use Gnome.
>>33874921Turn your trip back on. You know there's a lot of people here that don't like fat people right? Not everyone here is an American that's used to it.
>>33874932>>33874929Definitely hallucinating. Someone needs to tweak your models.
>>33874926>tfw my homunculus is slightly better than average
>>33874931how the fuck is 40 the AVERAGEmy dad is 50 years old and drinks a 6 pack of beer every day and has a potbelly and is a 36
>>33874930So she meets him again?
>>33874923Yeah, that's nice, but I don't think you want to be that person.
>>33874921I didn't do anything.>>33874930Was it her sister's BF? She didn't have to get his name or number because she already knows him?
>>33874938If you have the power to do that, go right ahead. Make me think I’m a little woodland creature in Narnia instead or something
>>33874937Case in point. Poor thing has gone fucking crazy
>>33874891Can you describe the second one?
>>33874938>overuse of analogiesyou're an autist, no wonder
>>33874941yes, you got itapparently if you get the answer to this test right you're a psychopath>>33874943>Was it her sister's BF?good guess but nah, this anon got it >>33874941
>>33874944You don't want that. If it was up to me, I'd "tweak" all LLMs' models by deleting them.
>>33874930Priest
do i find attractive women intimidating or intimidating women attractivehonestly leaning toward the latter
>>33874949Nah, it is just silly riddle logic
>>33874939Work on that
>>33874947She grabbed my ass and then smacked it, and when I turned around to tell her to fuck off she hit me in the nuts and then laughed and called me a bitch when I fell to the ground.This was in middle school too.
You ever sit up think about how goddamn silly it all is, including yourself
>>33874940Its very grim in the land of milk and honey.
>>33874939
>>33874950>AI badYawn
>>33874956no. my life is serious and that's okay
>>33874958It sucks that the definition is always bad no matter how much you change it
>>33874950You have my permission to euthanize me
I need a woman I have to peel off to get her to stop sucking my cock
>>33874958>>33874962The other model has the same problem. Even when you tweak up exercise, it just makes you firm but it doesn't actually increase muscle mass. It doesn't seem to know what to do about actually lifting weights
>>33874961Mine is silly. I’d like to get serious
>>33874952oh shit I never thought about it this waydesu though I'm intimidated by most women and some are uggo>>33874951>Priestelaborate>>33874953probs>>33874956sometimes I sit up too fast and get a head rush>>33874940>drinks a 6 pack of beer every dayI mean I basically do this but have like one meal a day and run about on my feet all dayshould workout tho
peak male body
>>33874965 >>33873468
>>33874970I don't think he can even stand if hes build like that
I don’t really know what I need but it sure ain’t being a bachelor
>>33874970actual peak male body
Women are you happy being a woman?
>>33874969>elaborateHe can't marry so he wouldn't give out his number. Father ____ is also just his last name, not his whole name.
>>33874971Yes, especially if she can't get it all in her mouth
>>33874980ok fairs but why did she kill her sister a few days later>>33874974being a bachelor is pretty sweet tho
>>33874984>being a bachelor is pretty sweet thoIt’s getting real fuckin old
>>33874984To confession
average femanon
>>33874975Actual pic of Ohio
>>33874989She looks like she should be carrying a tower of beersteins or wearing a winged helmet
>>33874991This gimmick is getting old
>>33874970I had fun
I've been told I have a very angry looking cock. Is this a bad thing?
>>33874991Lololol no hes hairless isn't he?
>>33874991whos ohio and where can i can pics of such a hunk of a man?
Goodnight fools (affectionately)
>>33875000If you go to fit, they have a fat lost thread and occasionally the big boys will post pictures of themselves as they lose weight
>>33875000He's lost like 20lbs.He's posted selfies on /soctoga/
And he sent all 20 to me and it went straight to my gut. I used it to seduce men online! Maybe one of them will commit to me and take care of my child!
>>33875000I haven't posted body pics, but I'm sorry to disappoint by saying that I look nothing like that.
>>33875009Hilarious
>>33874987do you have any pets>>33875003goodnight dork <3>>33874997>I've been told I have a very angry looking cockwho has told you this
>>33875004o trust me ik, and sadly, bod posting over there is lot more rare than you think. none of them ever post their physiques unless theyve made noticable progress and its a before and after, and seeing that the once qt fat and soft anon is now an average weight guy with loose skin all over just kills the vibe despite the appeal of the 'before' pic. although i am guilty of having saved a couple pics across there and some soc threads as well. im sure they dont mind.
>>33875010>I look nothing like that.go on, how far off do you look from the pic then? different body type or is it more than that (complexion, hair style, body hair amount, etc)? and if not how different is ur body type from that pic?
>>33875014Yeah, who just wants to post their big fat body? Very few of them, especially if they lurk before deciding to post any pictures and they realize nobody wants to just see a fat man. They want to see progress. They want to see improvement. Sometimes though you'll get a new fag who has no idea and thinks everyone will just have unique pointers for him specifically and that his body type matters whatsoever
>>33875012I've sent people picks of my cock (consensually) and my ex also said it in person. Very red, veiny, thick, and a strong erection with upward curve
Foods, picture this:You've met your dream man. He's absolutely everything that you want. Everything. There's no settling. He's perfect in looks, in finances, in career, in personality. Even his family is exactly what you'd want. But the first time that you go to have intercourse, he pulls out his penis and it's horribly ugly. (Use your imagination for what ugly means to you) What do you do?
I was meant to fight and die in a moid chimp war in Europe. I was not meant for this society.
>>33875015I'm 202.3 lbs right now, 204.0 after dinner. That man looks to be at least 250.
>>33875024how tall are you mate?
>>33875012>do you have any petsMy black haired roommates Vic Viper and Lord British are terrible conversationalists
>>33875024>250If he's taller than 5'10" he's definitely more than 250. His weight probably starts with a 3.
German hate is so funny
>>33875026I think I'm 5'10", others including my doctor say I'm 6'0".>>33875029That was a joke.I'm overweight, but not obese.
>>33875030Euroids in general are worthless and stupid.
>>33875021Dicks usually are ugly, curved, veiny, botched circumcision, or lumpy.Sex still feels good.
>>33875024>>33875032>medium shirt
>>33875030This IS peak humor
>>33875036Does anyone have that picture he posted of himself?
>>33875028aww bless em>>33875032>others including my doctor say I'm 6'0"tall boi
>>33875036Yep. And I had to start tightening my belt to the third notch the other day.
>>33875032>>33875029okay so the other anons lies, you'd look like a string bean compared to that guy. what a let down D:
>>33875039I don't buy it personally. I meet people who are 6'0" and they seem to have inches on me. So either I was measured wrong, or they were all measured wrong, or my posture is just that bad.
>>33875041Did he prove anything wrong? Or did he just claim to totally not be a giga ham?
>>33874833it's almost 5am so gonna get some sleep but I'll do some work in the morning before going to my jobwhat should I fap to tho
>>33875033It's past your bedtime, Amerimuitt.
>once I get abs I'll be like 150lbsDo women care how much you weigh if you look good?
>>33875050isn't 150 lb underweight for a guy?
>>33875040shit that reminds me I need to make more belt holes tomoz so my trousers aren't falling off at work>>33875045eh could be a combination of things, either way 5'10" is still tall (to my barely 5'7" self)>>33875050not really, if you're decent looking and have a good frame etc. and aren't fat that's all most women care about desu ime
>>33875049I know you fags are lazy shits who go to bed at 9PM and get up and 10AM, but I likely won't go to bed for at least three more hours.
>>33875046well ppl claim theyve seen pics of him yet no one shows them and the guy himself claims to not be that fat, i think if he was lying he'd say he's average weight and not slightly overweight. so i think he’s being honest.
>>33875050No. I'll still am going to pick him up.
>>33875056>lazy shits who go to bed at 9PM and get up and 10AMactually I go to bed at like 5am and get up at 9am lolif I'm really tired then I'll sleep til like 11am
>>33875054Not at my height>>33875055I've got decently wide shoulders and a small pelvis>>33875058My wrestling experience won't allow it
>>33875050No, women just know lower number better. That's why you'll see women get upset if a woman is technically heavier than her, but looks slimmer because she's athletic. They'll say it doesn't make any sense and it proves that weight is all nonsense. Muscle is heavier than fat.
>>33875061>t. fatass
>>33875060>decently wide shoulders and a small pelvisnice, sounds like you are alright then
>>33875041Comparatively, yeah. Sorry. I just had an epiphany around mid-September when I was 225 that I felt like shit and my diet just made me feel sick all the time, so I decided to make better choices.>>33875057I mean, I've posted a pic of my scale reading not too long ago, but apparently it was faked.>>33875055I need a new belt altogether, but I suffer from that shit where necessary purchases feel extraneous.
>>33875060But I waaànt ttttttoooooo
>>33875054Not unless hes insanely tall.
>>33875050Nope.
>>33875067>I mean, I've posted a pic of my scale reading not too long ago, but apparently it was faked. is there a reason ppl here seem to sort of hate you lol? what did u do anon, confess.
>>33875061Eventually if I really take lifting seriously I'll be like 170lbs with good abs>>33875066I just need to lose at least 15 lbs>>33875068Maybe if you ask nicely>>33875070Good, It's been a real stumbling block as I've lost weight
>>33875074Yeah, no woman who expects you to painstakingly fit into a specific weight class is worth your time. Just don’t be fat or weak
How hard are you supposed to suck during a bj?
>>33875064https://youtube.com/shorts/D2fswAYU5sY?si=JZSp4d4K5ckQq5lMNo, I just mean this guy is 135 pounds at 5'6", and most women would say he could probably be 180 or more, because he's so bulky. His BMI is also 21.8
I had fish and chips with Greek salad and boba tea for lunch what a dangerous mix
>>33875024>>33875032So something like this?
>>33875086Your toilet will be SAAAARRRRRRRY
>>33875074Again, the number does not matter. It means nothing to them. Nothing at all. Just focus on having a physique that you personally like. That's all that's important. Be healthy. Like your body. The parameters for health figure. Pretty wide too. As long as you're not overly fat or overly thin or juicing you're fine.
>>33875082MNot very, in my opinion. Your tongue should probably be tenser than your lips
>>33875087Naaaah that hand has visible knuckles
>>33875082Enough that it'll lightly bruise the back of your lips with your teeth under them for a slightly fuller lip.
>>33875073On this one, I have no idea. Apparently a pic of my hands was posted and it made an anon extremely angry with me, to the point where they posted at me at length about how I must secretly be massively overweight.>>33875087Something like that. I have more mass in my legs though, and my torso is flatter than that.
>>33875087Oh hey, it’s me.
>>33875074I will ask nicely. :)
How do I be more dom in the bedroom as a man?
Have you noticed that person that pretends tobe different persons ans talks to himself. He posts that smiley face often or talks about Indian stuff frequently. The dead internet theory is real.
>>33875103No. That person is dead to everyone.
>>33875096Well then what did the picture look like? Just post another picture of your hand with a timestamp to prove you're not obese
>>33875105I even posted a video of my hand, doing some gestures and articulation, and that wasn't enough.
>>33875105He doesn't have to prove anything to anyone, stupid.
Bro was it really just 2 name fags in here the whole time and occasional Americans?
Nobody wont me mane
>>33875109I remember when Euro hours were so comfy. It felt like a big campfire with all the homies. I miss those days
>>33875107... Sounds like you're fat?
>>33875111Where did they go?
women did you know that sometimes when we have boners our penises twitch in time with our heart beats?
>>33875112Nah.
>>33875115Times and people change. Old ones out, new ones in, relationships broken, but I love those guys and girls still and I hope they’re all doing well
>>33875119Well hold on, I think anon knows your body better than you do!
>>33875122I'm starting to think it's all a ruse to get more hand pics to schlick to.
Why is it that all the other name fags defend him for being fat? If several anons look at the same picture and video and say holy fuck that's super fat, but he insists nuh uh, what are we arguing about here? He's fat then.
>>33875128The theory that they’re all in a secret discord together is gaining some steam
would you date a satan worshipper?
>>33875128/atoga/ has become a hostile dog eat dog world ever since I started posting here
>>33875131Depends. LaVey Satanist? No. Gnostic satanist? Maybe. Actual satanist? Please kill me and let my death fuel you
>>33875131Too cringe so no
>>33875131MProbably not. I’m a Christian. We might be a little incompatible
>>33875130>they still believe it’s just a theory
>>33873284M several vodka red bulls and video games alone in my room
>>33875130>theoryIt exists even as of this year
>>33875128Or you're just severely mentally ill, Fat Chick
>>33874975Rare pic of Ohio anon
>>33875145only in ohio :skull:
>>33875143I genuinely don’t care. The most entertainment I extracted from it was vaguely threatening them with “inner circle” memes. Can you imagine wanting to hang out online with a bunch of dysgenic fucks who make a niche subsection of a niche subsection of a Japanese cartoon imageboard their entire personality?
>>33875131I did and she was one of the most normal and down to earth people I’ve ever met it was so weird, it was like I was dating a guy
>>33875144Am I supposed to know who that is? Am I supposed to care? Why do you assume that this poster is fat anyway? If they are fat, wouldn't they be more likely to say that he's not and they're all normal? I highly doubt that that's a female anyway they love being identifiable.
>>33875128No idea what pics or videos we're talking about, but he said he's like 200 pounds? That's overweight, sure, but I wouldn't call it "fat." As another person who lost weight I see no reason not to cheer him on.
>>33875128Why do you care if he is fat?Do you want to suck his cock while he puts his stomach on your head and suffocates you? You're the weird one, dude.
>>33875149>Am I supposed to know who that is?That's you, Fat Chick
>>33875088I managed to pick a banana flavour vape today and it taste exactly like this banana milkshake I used to have as a kid
>>33875150>>33875152Confirmed all namefags are fuck fucks Mclardass
all this talk about pics of the guy yet not a single one of you ever bothered to save one and repost it to settle this fat or not debate for good
This thread is diseased and the namefags are the cancer
>>33875149t.
>>33875159We only save and repost pics of women :(
>>33874692absolutely notfuck you
>>33874895>Use case for women?Toilet and breeding cow
>>33875160It's the non-namefags that are being retarded thoughYes I know I'm saying this being one
>>33875153You guys really do think there's only 5 anons here huh.
>>33875159Next to anti-indian hate, anti-fat hate is my next favourite topic of discussion. To think I was arguing with anons that can’t even climb a flight of stairs is crazy
>>33875166I’m just so god damn sick of these fucking losers
>>33875166Forget ID’s we need BMI indicators for anybody who wants to post here
i can hear what seems to be pillow talk through the thin walls of this hotel while i'm alone on 4chan in the dark, drunk off malt liquor, and giggling loudly at dumb memes. i have never felt the warmth of a woman at age 26. am i cooked?
>>33875168u replied to the wrong guy, im the anon that posted that hefty dude earlier simply admiring how appealing the guy looks to me and unintentionally tipped the first domino in this weird parasocial dynamic everyone here has w this ohio guy w someone saying that he looked like the pic.i fucking love fat dudes and wish them the best.
>>33875170Shut up fatass go eat a Big Mac lmao
>>33875170>the people posting normally are the problem>the anonymous shit stirrers are A-OK though
>>33875178You think the jeetlord is posting normally? Yes, stop talking about the other losers and they’ll go away, I agree
>>33875176You have no idea that you would start a chain reaction of events that would lead to a new larp being spammed here for days maybe even weeks at a time now thanks retard
>>33875178Namefags always win!
i need a neck and shoulder massage so bad bros i wanna cry
>>33875181i have no regrets, fat dudes deserve appreciation just as much as anyone else
>>33875131M, yeah that's kinda hot desu>>33875115Some of us have fucked up sleep schedules and are still here lolWell it's 6am so I imagine the early birds are getting upI do miss the days of sitting in the park in the mornings with a pack of cigarettes and some beers and shitposting in Euro hours...>>33875175Sounds like a comfy night desuI always try take earplugs to hotels tho...Not cooked tho, I'm a virgin at 27 but slept over with several girls since being 26
>>33875159I did manage to dig up the one that started all of this. Searching for 'fat hands' in the archive was pretty fruitful
>>33875187The 20 minute long qt vocas were fun
>>33874389>>33874420>>33874517>>33874628It is>>33875158>>33875160>>33875170
>>33874975WHERE DO I MEET HIM I NEED HIM PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE>>33874978Yes, but I'd probably enjoy it more if I were attractive and got to actually experience men being interested in me.
While we're at it whos the schizo janitor?
>>33875186They deserve to put in fat camps and forced to do manual labour until they either get skinnier or die from over exhaustion>>33875188HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH literally looks like the DoughBoy mascot
>>33875189Lol yeah the tipsy park vocas were good times
>>33875194Don’t try to change the subject fatty drop and gimmea 20 donuts
>>33875184I want to put more holes in my wall rn.
>>33875188That's it?? Fucking hell.So basically it's just some random femanon being a complete schizo and becoming obsessed with a guy over his hands.
>>33875131I would not date a 14 yo, no.
>>33875197why do you dislike fat guys so much? is it specifically fat men or just fat people? were u a fat man yourself once anon?>>33875188seems accurate to the weight he claims to be, those are obese hands for sure.
>>33875199Good times blowing up my engine. Doesn’t even get over 80 anymore
>>33875201>killing and dismembering a man inside his homeGod that's awfulShe's kind of a baddie tho, I would
>>33875206He claims not to be obese, Fat Chick
>>33875209and he’s not?
>>33875206I hate all fatties because they’re all lazy and too dysgenic to even consider their own health as a priority, I’ve never been over 20% bf despite having a family history of chromic illness i.e diabetes, high blood pressure ect… I’m Samoan if that helps
>>33875202He is kinda fat. But in that thread and every time its brought up after isn't it multiple anons dog piling? Hes just very disliked.
>>33875216>Hes just very disliked.why
>>33875214well you can be proud of your accomplishments and ur ways of life and how you take care of urself without hating on others?
>>33875209Would it make you feel better if everyone posted their face and their body with a timestamp to prove who's posting this? Are we just supposed to become plebbit where we have to prove who we are to post?
>>33875201punch my shoulders and traps instead please
>>33875218ENTJ is actually a diagnosed narcissist, he has NPD
>>33875206P.S short anecdotal story incoming: during highschool I used to hang out with all the fat kids because I was the only skinny one because I played sports and being in their presence made me look more attractive lmao
>>33875219Isn't that what you're into? That's why you were pestering anons for pics that night and posting pics of your own body, right, Fat Chick?
women say something about dicks
>>33875225I wish had one of my own.
>>33875216>multiple anons dog pilingCuckworm, ENTJ, and Fat Chick, you mean?
>>33875228what would you penetrate?
>>33875214Anyone can look you up in the r9k archives and see you are a fat greasy Indian.
>>33875218That’s the thing man fat people deserve the hate because it’s not something out of their control, they are in full control of what they put into their bodies thus making it a acceptable discrimination. Fat shaming should be more widely accepted in society and bullying should be brought back into schools
>>33875231a pumpkin, im feeling festive
>>33875232>they still think I’m the original ENTJ Lmao fatty cope
>>33875234there's social and mental aspects that could cause a person to put on weight? or medical reasons too, or maybe, some dudes just dont mind being fat and have accepted themselves.how does someone being fat affect you?
>>33875235sounds stringy
>>33875233How fat r u
>>33875239You’re so uninspired that you stole someone else’s identity?
ENTJ really thinks he's not fat. lmao
>>33875221I'm kinda scared. I busted my own tail light out on accident last week by punching it.
>>33875240>how does someone being fat affect you?I have to look at them public
>>33875239Lmao Indian larper cope.
>>33875247fat women are gross yea but some fat dudes are cute no?
>>33875230You sure love making titles, can I call you Pissbaby?
>>33875212You make no senseAre you suggesting he has disproportionately fat hands
>>33875243I’m the new and improved ENTJ back when he was posting on /fit/ bruz
>>33875251im an quite literally implying the opposite, are u esl?
>>33875253Yeah but you also got busted for larping about marriage and stealing Pinterest pics of rings so idk
>>33875249Women are supposed to carry a little extra fat for child birth but there is literally no excuse for a man to be overweight
>>33875250You've tried that one several times before. You clearly do not have a knack for giving names.
>>33875253You are a fat pig.
>>33875254>those are obese hands for sureBut I mean, I am ESL, maybe I just don't understand
>>33875255Wtf are you talking about lmao >>33875259>those fingernails
>>33875250He is a little Pissbaby.Pissing up the thread whining and shitting the thread up while nobody wants to pay attention to him.
>>33875257I have not. Maybe I will call you S
>>33875207Lol, based speeeder anon
>>33875261ah i see now, im retarded, i meant to type 'arent' not 'are'. my bad not urs. >>33875256why would someone need an excuse to be fat?
>>33875264You've posted it three or four times this month so far>>33875263Pipe down, Scalebreaker
Men, can you provide 17 nonsexual and nonviolent touches a day?
>>33875267>this month That’s pretty mentally ill even for you
>>33875266NbdI was kinda just feeling self conscious I guess because that pic isn't too far off from how my own hands look and I'm at a 21 BMI
>>33875270Yeah sure. Why 17?
>>3387527221 bmi is pretty low no? isnt 25 the healthy range?
>>33875266Fat people should have to register on a national database so we know who in the local government area is consuming the most resources
>>33875273That's daily reccomended for women.
>>33875274NTA but 18.5 - 24.9 is healthy range, 25 is overweight.
>>33875224You seem really tilted about this. Are you okay? You also seem very convinced that you're talking to a fat woman... Why would she be fat? Did someone post a picture if a fat girl? Are you fat? Are you upset because this girl rejected you or something? Did you actually get rejected by a fat girl?
>>33875270No, I hate being touched by other people. It gives me a mini fight or flight response.
>>33875274BMI is such a meme measurement, bf content is the best because it says more about a persons genetics and lifestyle choice
>>33875276neat.How much do men need?
>>33875275anon im gonna kidnap u one of these days and force feed u until ur my big fat bf :D
>>33875278You misunderstand. You're Fat Chick because you're a chick and you post about literally nothing but fat people.
>>33875249No. The only people who think fat people are attractive are other fats who have to justify their own existence and fat fetishists.
Can we stop talking about health and fitness, please? It's really discouraging how little anyone here seems to ever know about it.
>>33875284Unclefucker anon…
>>33875270Do longer touches count as multiple little ones?
>>33875282Thank you metabolism
>>33875270I could, but women don't want that from men.
>>33875281AI says none.
>>33875273Android 17Bitches love him
hung out with a date last nightat some point we were on a long drive but she needed to pee pulled over and opened the door to block that POV and stood on the other side to block the other POVwomens tell me why I could literally smell her box while standing next to hernever experienced this before
>>33875287IM GOING TO CONSOOOOOOOM
>>33875292:(thats not fair...
>>33875294As in you could smell her piss or like pussy stink?
>>33875297AI is bull anyway.
>>338752851 like = 1 push up can we reach a million subs bruz
>>33875285not entirely true, im not fit but im also not fat. average weight my whole life.never understood how ppl can grasp others having a type for things like short slim women or ripped tall dudes but fat people is where they draw the line?
>>33875298It was 100% her stink. Did not smell like pee at all
>>33875225I wish I had a moid in my life whose dick I could worship as if it were a god.
women did you know that if you hugged me for 2 minutes, that would fix all the problems in my life?
>>33875309Liking fat people is akin liking anorexics.
Why is it a fetish if someone likes fat people but not if they like skinny people?
>>33875311Probably has a uti
>>33875313I could also choke out a troll in the forest and nobody would care.They found human remains less than a mile from my house yesterday.
>>33875313No you have Kleinfelters >>33875314At least anorexics don’t need to purchase two fucking seats on a one hour flyover stop goddamn we need to gas the fatties
>>33875312I hope you get that. You’d make him feel like a lucky man.
>>33875315Fat people at objects, and that object is round
>>33875315Because the latter is generally accepted as normal while the former isn't?
>>33875314no, liking severe morbidly obese men is akin to liking anorexics.fat doesn’t always mean morbid obesity, it can mean chubby or fat or just obesity class 1.
>>33875312I had an Asian girl to this to me once, she literally slept on my dick like a pillow and when she woke up immediately started sucking, I really need to marry an asian girl this point
>>33875322Skinny people are objects, and that object is twig
do pussys really smell that bad?
>>33875315It is. If this turns you on you're disturbed.
>>33875315normal sized people = not a fetishliking skeletals is still a fetish
>>33875328Fat girl pussy is fucking rank bro never again, I don’t think they even wash down there
>>33875323But even if the person is underweight, being attracted to them isn't treated as weirdly as being attracted to fat people is, even though both are unhealthy.
>>33875328Nah. If the woman doesn’t eat like shit and bathes regularly, they smell pretty good.
>>33875334underweight ppl can look like children, fat men can look inviting and comforting and soft and fascinating.
>28 M>19 FIs this age gap really that bad??
>>33875334Yes it is...? Assuming we're talking about anorexic levels of underweight. If it's just slightly then nobody really cares, similar to people who are slightly overweight.
>>33875324It is outside of healthy, and it is eventually detrimental to their health. We say anorexic, but what we mean is underweight. That can be 18BMI or 26
>>33875337This is my ideal body type, I just need to gain more muscle but I literally do cardio every day and sweat it out because of work fml
>>33875338Yes.
>>33875326Ozempic sisters not like this…
guys, do you still fall for the romance trap?
>>33875342Why? my grandparents had that age gap and they were great
>>33875341So you like being obese?With a big fat gut?
>>33875338Stop trying to change the subject you overweight pedophile just eat your slop and be happy you haven’t had a heart attack yet
>>33875341good on you, my ideal physique isnt that of a fat person either. its normal to want ur ideal physique to look different than ur ideal partner
>>33875349So you're jealous of fat people? Because you're fat and hate yourself?
>>33875349?My BMI is 18 flat. im technically underweight
>>33875348He would fucking annihilate you delulu tranny >image limit reached Moonchers this is your fault
>>33875349Why are you so obsessed with fatties to the point that you don't want to talk about anything else?
May I suggest taking this topic to >>>/fit/
>>33875339Being underweight whatsoever is demonized though you're not supposed to acknowledge anything underweight and even if you're not that underweight generally these days you get a lot of eyebrows raised at you. Even the body visualizer refuses to show anything in the underweight range because it's unhealthy even to look at it.
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>>33875356You both would go down with the same kick to the nuts. Though the hitbox would be smaller if roided, so that's fair.
>>33875357Probably because he's Indian. YOU ARE THE FUCKING or something.
>>33875357Same reason he's obsessed with Indians, poorfags, and incels.
>>33875353>>33875354>>33875357>>33875363These anons have broken their keyboards from spamming with fat fucking ogre fingers
>>33875118Yes, it also happens the same near g-spot area for women.
>>33875389>seething about fatties>people try to talk about literally anything else>"YOU'RE MUST BE FAT"lol
>>33873388Are you jewish?
>>33875144I never thought I'd have a thread crush, but fat hate femanon is pretty based.
>>33873696>I at least look normal on the outside. I like making men feel terrible about themselves.You seem like you'd be more Stacy looking than normal looking
>>33874772I was not interested in jumping through the hoop you held up in order to "prove" I am not a narcissist to strangers on the internet.You spotted that my apology was indirect and I explained why. Also, this is 4chan, faggot. Anon can handle the "insult" of my mistaken babble and imperfect apology.My advice to you is to stop trying to "win" itt.
>>33874772>bro won so hard, Mike begs him to stopGo easier on him, that's what he lives for, lol
>>33876881>begsNah.More like I got fed up with his sense of entitlement: "Admit you were wrong. No, don't just admit you were wrong, apologize! No, apologize *properly*!"Like that's common and expected on 4chan?
How do they expect someone who has experienced death to call an ambulance? (Just so no one worries about yours truly, I'm not actually in any of these situations. I just read an article in the local news about a scary new street drug and decided to look it up)
