In this thread, we ask the opposite gender anything!This thread doesn't have any thread-specific rules. That said, while you *can* ask anything, there are some topics that have entire boards dedicated to them, so you might be better off posting there. For example:>>>/pol/ for politics,>>>/lgbt/ for LGBT issues,>>>/r9k/ for incel rants,>>>/b/ for blog posts that are obvious works of fiction.To filter namefags and more:https://www.4chan-x.net/Also, we're on /adv/ and the /adv/ board *does* have rules. So, no NSFW images, no signatures, no avatar posting, no posting personal information or contact details, no racism, and no trolling or ragebait, etc. (If you want to post a picture of yourself or a Discord handle, post it in the ATOGA thread on /soc/ and link to that post from here).Finally, we would appreciate it if you didn't start a new thread unless the old one has either reached page 9 or the image count is in the 140s!Previously on ATOGA: >>33872953
>>33875355Cock or balls?
Femanon, would you consider going blonde?when?
State genderWhat are your plans for Halloween?
>>33875365Forever.
>>33875355This kills the diabetes haver
>>33875355It would be funny if you'd used this
Which way, /atoga/?
>>33875370my lungs when she runs her hand across my pecs
Can i report femanons for being mean to me?
am i gay
>>33875369Fatty chaserGay boy
AtogaMy mattress is cold but my blankets are warm :)Good night guys
Seriously though, you will get your account banned for being too skinny on a lot of platforms. You're not allowed to encourage being skinny or even imply that you are underweight. Even the body visualizer refuses
State genderWhat's your favorite holiday?
>>33875373Yes, report them to me.
>>33875378I mean, there's less of you to look at in the first place so you must not want to be seen.
>>33875362>No responsesTypical sheeple. If you dont stand for something, you will fall for anything
>kicking your feet over someone only to realize that they probably have a rosteris there a worse feeling?
>>33875366MTry to fuck cosplay girls
What is it like to wear a bra all day long and then take it off?
>>33875388not sureim a man
>>33875378Oh great soon their going add a new rule to /atoga/ banning fat shaming you people are so insecure it’s both hilarious as it is embarrassing
women whats it like having all that empty space between your legs?
>>33875392I don't have a theigh gap.
>>33875366>State gender>What are your plans for Halloween?Watch some halloween related shows or movies and sleep afterwards
>>33875393my question was pertaining to not having a penis
>>33875391>their going addBro?
>>33875379MChristmas. The lights, the gifts, the cool air, you just can't beat that special feeling every year.
MenHave you ever tried to blow yourself?
>>33875362Can't choose. Dick does the fucking but balls hold the sperm.>>33875365No. At most I would my hair braided with blonde extensions mixed in, but I'd never actually dye it. >>33875366F. I'm gonna hand out candy to kids :D I'm making goodie bags with chocolate, some gummies, candies, pop rocks, pokemon cards, and cheap halloween toys.>>33875379Christmas, but I'd probably prefer Thanksgiving if my family actual did anything for it. >>33875388You don't realize how much it was digging into you until you take it off. Kind of like a combination of taking off a backpack you were carrying around for a while, and taking off socks that were a bit tight.>>33875392My thighs fill that space. What's it like having a dick fight with your thighs for space down there?
>>33875398when i was like 13, yeah
>>33875368blonde just too good>>33875399>No. At most I would my hair braided with blonde extensions mixed in, but I'd never actually dye it.why not? you'd look so good
>>33875393Boner
>>33875398No. My spine is so messed up that I certainly wouldn't be able to, even if I wanted to.
>>33875396How can someone be so fat and yet at the same time have such thin skin?
>>33875395Idk how to relate to having a dick. I've never had one.
>>33875402>why not? you'd look so good1) blonde is overrated2) my hair is so nice and soft, I'm not fucking it up with bleach for some guy's blonde fetish. 3) I'm not white so it'd probably look weird on me.
>>33875408Shut up and give me 20 cock push ups
>>33875399>What's it like having a dick fight with your thighs for space down there?The dick really isn't an issue to maneuver around with. Balls are the one that you have to be conscious about sometimes
>>33875412It's not my dick, it's plastic.
>>33875399>What's it like having a dick fight with your thighs for space down there?It doesn't really, it's high enough that it's not a problem. Balls can be an issue, but that's why we manspread.
women do you care for penetration?
I hate women so much.
>>33875414I have so much dirt on all of you, I’m genuinely taken aback whenever someone wants to challenge me ITT
>>33875392Pretty nice. There's nothing to pinch or chafe
>>33875391>soon their going addEnglish as a second language?
>>33875420This is the cringiest shit I’ve ever read
>>33875420It'll all be worthless soon.
>>33875423Let him have his one thing. Some times I get tempted to join in just cuz its funny even if he is brown and retarded
>>33875424Sorry I forgot you’re still dying from AIDS you didn’t watch the end of Dallas Buyers Club lmao
>>33875425
>>33875420>I’m genuinely taken aback whenever someone wants to challenge me ITTheh nothing personel, kid
>>33875428Don't get me wrong it's annoying, but it is funny to see the amount of seethe that results
>>33875427It's just like laughing by yourself
women would you let me jokingly try on your bra?
>>33875431How about infront of a rough estimate of 250,000 subscribers? >most of them are probably chinese bots but still
>>33875411>overratedit isnt, its just so good it makes it stand out so much>im not whiteeven colored girls look better blonde
>>33875430Low hanging fruit though.
>>33875434Brooooooooooooooo
>>33875436Considering how much info has been collected about name fags and how pathetic it is, I should say so. I'd have more respect for someone who was honest about just not having any friends but otherwise their life is put together
If an older women molested you when you were a kid, are you still a virgin? Or are you just cursed trash?
>>33875433do u have moobs or no
>>33875399>What's it like having a dick fight with your thighs for space down there?It can be annoying, as the other guys pointed out. It’s why I’ve always preferred to wear boxer briefs over anything else, since the legs keep my nuts from constantly getting stuck to my thighs.
>>33875438Pot meet kettle
>>33875440no am skinny
>>33875439You are a Virgin, nobody has to know unless you want them to. It wasn't your fault. You're not trash or broken or anything like that.
>>33875433Yes, but you gotta let me try on your boxers in return. My bras are big though so it'll probably feel really weird with all that empty space in the front, you might have to stuff it. >>33875435>its just so good it makes it stand out so muchEh, I couldn't care less about blonde hair. >even colored girls look better blondeNot worth destroying my hair for.
>>33875443Then no you couldn't fit
>>33875434>most of them are probably chinese bots but stillI don't believe anyone would follow you without being a rage bait bot.
>>33875355women, are men approaching you?
had a horrible date>she says its her first time meeting someone through an app so shes nervous>barely talks, short answers and no questions>only thing she talks about is height (im tall so I thought it was good)>she mentions that i must be looking for her personality instead of looks because she didnt post her face online>I nod>not much later she ends the date abruptly to go shoppingI feel like I didnt do anything wrong and it was just a roll of the dice. youre bound to end up in a bad date if you go on enough dates, eventually
I love winter.It's nice to imagine all the cold foids who hate men too much to allow one of them to keep her warm at night.
>>33875442I guess you could say I'm just calling myself out. I just don't have friends in real life. It's kind of difficult. People know I'm autistic after talking to me long enough. And they just don't like that. Or they think that they can fix me by bringing me to church. I don't really like that, but I'm a human being and I still crave socialization. So I come here. At least I don't post so much personal information about myself that everyone knows what I do for work, where I live and work, what my racial makeup is, whether or not I have bastard children running around, etc etc
>>33875451Yes. And I want it to stop.
>>33875438Incels are the punchline that keeps on giving >>33875449Well I think it’s funny, and there’s a lot more of me’s out there than there are any of (You)
>>33875451No. I'd give anything for a man to approach me. Even if he's the total opposite of my type I'd probably give him at least one date please I am so fucking desperate.
>>33875399I'm sorry, I think I'm having a hard time understanding what you mean. You understand what kind of space dick and balls take up right? The big pouch in our underwear? That's the dick and balls. Are you trying to say that you have such puffy thighs that it says if you have a dick involved in your pants? Or a... A thigina?
>>33875457>give him at least one datethis means:>Id waste his time despite not being interestedyoure not "giving" anything
>>33875458THIGHGINA
>>33875454I have nothing to offer you but this
>>33875451Some girl randomly asked me about my watch today and after I told her it how expensive it was she seemed really interested in getting to know me I thought it was sweet of her
>>33875459It means that if he went out of his way to show interest in me, I'd give him an actual chance and judge based on personality and shit during the date instead of immediately writing him off based on physical appearances.
>>33875461I'll happily accept
>>33875460Fatties unleashed
>>33875463that's how you rationalize it to yourself to feel good, youre so kind and generous, but really youre going to reject them either way
>>33875458>You understand what kind of space dick and balls take up right?I have never seen an irl dick and balls and I have no clue how they fit in boxers, so the specifics of the anatomy down there is a bit confusing to me.
>>33875464Love you, brother
>>33875439
>>33875456There's only one pathetic cuck, and it's you.Congratulations.
>>33875446Thank you, anon. I really hope I still am, because I come from a religious background and I want to lose my virginity with a woman after marriage, but I don't want to feel like I am lying to her.
>>33875466I'm not trying to be kind or generous or whatever I'm just so desperate for a relationship that I don't care much for my standards I'm willing to try with anyone who will give me the time of day.
>>33875459>>33875466How many picohitlers do you reckon she's taking men for each week? 200? 500? Maybe a full nanohitler?
>>33875474if that were true you'd have a bf already unless you isolate yourself and dont have any sort of online presence anywhere at all
>>33875455Be careful what you wish for!
>>33875462This is so retarded.
>>33875474There aren't any women like this. Women have so many options, you could go outside and get a bf tomorrow if you really wanted one.
>>33875366MBinge drinking
>>33875471Aw look what you gone and did he’s all melty now
>>33875481Thinking about starting some of that myself. Never drank before, but I'm starting to get it.
>>33875479She was really small and pale and had freckles I wouldn’t desu
I’m finally internalizing how to move in silence. The problem is I made myself a caricature of trauma and drama for so long that I don’t have much else to discuss with the people in my life. What do people normally talk about?
>>33875486There’s no coming back from jestermaxxing bro it’s over you will always be a people pleaser
>>33875489Yeah, not what I said, thanks for the utterly useless projection
>>33875476>if that were true you'd have a bf already unless you isolate yourself and dont have any sort of online presence anywhere at allI never really socialized much in school, and was never asked out by any of my classmates. I was the weird kid. Now I only really leave the house once a week for language classes at the library. Don't know where else to go/what to do to meet people though. I do have a bit of an online presence, but I don't post any pictures of myself since I don't really have any to begin with, and the few people online who have shown interest in me are in different countries so it never goes anywhere. >>33875480I'm not a Stacy so I'm invisible to men. If you saw me irl you wouldn't give me the time of day.
>>33875478I've been wanting it to stop for 6 months now.I guess I just have to be a bitch to survive this.
>>33875490>Yeah, not what I said, thanks for the utterly useless projection
>>33875469Thanks man.
>>33875491>I'm not a Stacy so I'm invisible to menThis might be true if by "men" you mean the 5% of men you're actually attracted to. The rest of the male population would be ecstatic to get with a slightly above average girl, and would be quite happy with a 4/10 as long as she's not a hamplanet and she actually treats them well.
>>33875496>The rest of the male population would be ecstatic to get with a slightly above average girl, and would be quite happy with a 4/10More fake statistics pulled out of your fat ass
>>33875496You're overestimating my appearances. No man irl has ever asked me out or shown romantic interest in me.
>>33875495I wish I could be your friend and go out and do fun stuff together
>>33875498If you're not obese or horribly disfigured, a lot of men would probably love to get with you. However, a lot of men also assume that women don't like men (which is true) and don't want to be approached (which is also usually true), so they don't approach women.
>>33875451>women, are men approaching you?That's sexual harassment
>>33875499I've thought about moving somewhere where there would be more hiking clubs. I wouldn't even care about politics. I don't like talking politics with anyone. As far as I'm concerned, those are my private personal views. Normies are just difficult, I know that it's the way that I move, and I know that I have that autism speech affect, I know that I slouch after years of walking on my toes, and they can sense it, they can smell it. They either patronize me or look down on me. But maybe there would be hope? Certainly there have to be some actual irl niche hobby groups that I could join.
>>33875498Do take care of your skin or your hair?
>>33875501Manlet balding status?
>>33875500Why are you bothering responding to her seriously? She wants to feel like a victim and fit in with the lonely guys on 4chan.
>>33872978>Men, how much precome do you make?A lot, I don't even use lube to masturbate, I just use my precum.
>>33875502There are people out there who would want you around for the sake of you. I can already tell you’d be fun because you’re so talkative and give so much energy, it’s infectious. As for your hobbies, absolutely there are. I love hiking myself. Please don’t give up hope for your happiness bro, you’re dope as fuck
Women, do you have trouble asking for what you want during sex?
>>33875509Never had sex so no clue
>>33875506Yeah but it’s funny keep going
>>33875509So, are women just too submissive to request things?
>>33875503>Do take care of your skin I try to but I still get some acne, and I don't wear makeup.>hairI do but I'm black so don't think most men are interested in my hair.
>>33875506It's not like anyone's doing anything actually productive in this thread anyway.
>>33875355I thought this was a lesbian scene at first.
Why is it so hard for men to acknowledge that ugly girls exist?
>>33875517The incel narrative is profoundly victimhood, and victimhood is a race to the bottom
>>33875517I realize that, and I pity those. Can't do much more than that
>>33875516That's on you being a faggot
>>33875515Incels and productivity do not go in the same sentence together
>>33875515Fair. Seems like she already ran away, lol.
>>33875508Giving Zyzz energy, thanks brah. We're all gonna make it. I'll start trying to look for groups this week, or maybe I'll wait until next week after Halloween is over.I'd be your friend too
>>33875513Nag but it also feels like their biggest kink is letting the guy be in chargeIt also lets them be free of sin of being sexual
>>33875523Beyond cringe
>>33875520Would've been hotter
>>33875523Cheers sick cunt
>>33875517They make up a tiny portion of the female population and they basically get the default male experience.
>>33875522? no I didn't
>>33875525>Nag but it also feels like their biggest kink is letting the guy be in chargeI agree, but then they complain about being dissatisfied. lol
>>33875527Okay, homo
>>33875483Don’t start that habitI’m trying to quit drinking outside of social settingsIt’ll make you feel good, but that will last for a few hours, in the long run it just fucks your mood up even more
>>33875514Taking care of yourself can make you stand out in good ways. Do you have any female friends that could help you?
>>33875534Kek
>>33875509Nope.
>>33875531You're not serious about getting a bf. You had nothing to say to that anon when he pointed out that you only want Chads and hate other men. You came here expecting sympathy points from simps and got BTFO instead.
>>33873377Neolibs are so gross
>>33875535Chad strong, remove incel
>>33875534Kind of funny how this only works with them being hot women and making him ugly and fat over time
>>33875392i don't have to manspread unlike some moids in public spaces>>33875433haha if i'm drunk
>>33875535Honestly I'm the kind of person where either I'll get completely shitfaced and decide to never do it again, or I'll drink just enough to get a buzz and decide to stop, and then I'll do that again every once in a while when I feel like it. But, point taken.
>>33875540what about the ones on the opposite side of the compass?
>>33875534JH's harem isn't like that.
>>33875536>Taking care of yourself can make you stand out in good ways.I do take decent care of myself, but I don't know anything about makeup nor do I have interest in it. >Do you have any female friends that could help you?No, I only have internet friends. >>33875539>You're not serious about getting a bf. You had nothing to say to that anon when he pointed out that you only want Chads and hate other men.I just didn't reply because the conversation always goes the same way>"you only want chad!">"no I don't">"you're lying, all girls are chad-only"He thinks I'm prettier than I am and assumes I have men falling at my doorstep. I don't. What else am I supposed to say to someone who's convinced I'm lying?
>>33875548Recklessly idealistic, imo
>>33875548All the worst namefags are out today this is like the dumbest cross over episode ever
>>33875534Like a fraternity chad would be a yuri
>>33875552i brought it up but i don't know it well, we're talking about the far-right/alt-right, right? lol.
>>33875414>it's plastic.How big?
>>33875553>All the worst namefagsPot calls the kettle black
>>33875559I’ll give you a deep fried Mars bar if you behave piggu
>>33875557I was thinking something more along the lines of anarcho-syndicalism
>>33875558How big do you want it to be?
>>33875546>i don't have to manspread unlike some moids in public spacesOh, sorry. It's just that these grey sweatpants are a little tight. Here, I'll cross my legs.
>>33875355M or FWhat type of food do you eat?
>>33875563>seething about fatties unprompted
>>33875567Bigger than mine.
Today I woke up to a blowjob from a gorgeous girl. At first I was terrified, like, who the fuck is she and how did she get here? But then I remembered last night. I was drunk and brought this slut home with me.
It's kinda crazy how nearly an entire generation of men's literal biological evolutionary role of procreating with a woman was just completely hijacked, like nah juice ain't worth the squeeze we prefer porn and video games lol. That's fucking insane to think about.
>>33875573Porn and video games aren't the reason. The juice turned sour and wasn't any good anymore.
>>33875573Mouse utopia
>>33875569Wtf is wrong with India?
>>33875571Like 50% or 100% bigger
>>33875575If porn and video games didn't exist most men would probably just put up with women as they are, settle, have kids, etc and the one's who couldn't do that would turn violent without those forms of pacification.
>>3387558020-50%
>>33875569MThe good kind.
>>33875572based chad
>>33875586Well I've got 8 and 12.
>>33875573Women will do anything for a man except learn how to cook and not be a whore
>>33875572I don't get this, when I wake up in the morning I usually want to take a piss.
>>33875573It's only the bottom half of men who're like that.
Do men really not remember people's birthdays? I have a lot of trouble with this too desu
>>33875592An entire half of men dropping out of society isn't a good thing, history shows it's very very bad for the long term future of that civilization actually.
>>33875573It wasn't even a virtual hijacking. They all did it to themselves by being repressed gays they had to focous on being evil to women. Which means they all self insert as the females they jerk off to.
>>33875517they do exist, but they dont suffer the consequences of being ugly like men do
>>33875594>An entire half of men dropping out of societyThey still have jobs, no guy is becoming homeless just because he can't get pussy.
>>33875589>12.People can actually take that?
>>33875597What are these consequences lol
>>33875591I got a morning boner and she used it. Not that I'm complaining, though, I like assertive girls so much.
>>33875590>Women will do anything for a man except learn how to cook and not be a whoreThey'd do it for chad
>>33875601you get two choiceseternal loneliness or suicide
>>33875600One did.
>>33875604Do ugly men not have friends? Family? Not even a coworker to banter with?
>>33875596It was definitely a choosing of virtual alternatives, and one that most women can't really replicate to the same degree on their ends either because women not only receive resources and protection from men in nature but they also go batshit crazy when they become single and childless in their late 30s.
>>33875594>An entire half of men dropping out of society isn't a good thing, history shows it's very very bad for the long term future of that civilization actually.That's true. I thought you were concerned with not finding a partner. But the long term health of society is in question, for sure.
>>33875599Nah, if I couldn't get pussy, I'd legit make a rape dungeon.
>>33875604>eternal loneliness or suicideIdk I'm an ugly woman and seems like those are my only 2 options, too. Well I currently have my family, but eventually parents/grandparents will pass and I'm not close to my sibling. If I'm still single and childless by 35, might consider adoption and just being a virgin single mother, but idk if I'd get approved so I might just check myself into a mental hospital instead.
The evil moids are back, I'm leaving
>>33875608NTA. I do. But most other incels see romance as the most important thing.
>>33875608thats not the same as a romantic relationship. it slowly wears you out. I didnt think it would be that bad, but its seriously getting bad atp
>>33875613Would you want your future wife to read this post?
>>33875599Because they still have access to porn and sex dolls, which women are trying to ban for some reason.
>>33875585More would than currently are, but the difference wouldn't be that great.
>>33875614>If I'm still single and childless by 35, might consider adoption and just being a virgin single motherProbably easier just to go to the cum bank.
>>33875615Hope you get plapped
>>33875615I want to leave. But I keep crying and waking myself.
>>33875614I could give you a kid.
>>33875517>Why is it so hard for men to acknowledge that ugly girls exist?Are you more ugly than she is?
>>33875613Most of us aren't that anti-social though.
>>33875619>which women are trying to ban for some reason.This isn't a real thing.
>>33875623Did you get cancer or something?
>>33875621Going through pregnancy and labour doesn't seem worth it if not to make a child from the dna of me and the man I love. I'd rather just adopt than put my body on the line if I have to do it alone. >>33875624Where you at? >>33875625She's white and has clear skin
>>33875625The fat cope will continue until morale improves
>>33875618Yes. But I don't think I'll ever get married. I've had girls who wanted to marry me, but I wasn't ready, and I still don't think it's for me. Maybe an open marriage with a rich woman. I'm into sluts and casual sex.
>>33875634What about a JH style harem?
>>33875630Ok, and what about her?She had a billionaire boyfriend
>>33875599What ever happened to No Pussy No Work? Did they all die out lmao
>>33875630>I'd rather just adopt than put my body on the line if I have to do it alone.I meant that it's probably way easier to legally get some cum than adopt a baby.
>>33875630>Where you at?Eastern Europe
It is very funny that women also seem to believe that the average man has 5 booty calls available and is juggling dating 5 girls.
>>33875573>>33875612Women would rather share a better man than be monogamous with a man their equal.
>>33875593This is the dumbest cope out of the whole year, birthdays should be a constant reminder that you’re still alive and have been forgotten a long time ago
>>33875630>She's white and has clear skinExcuses, you don't have a man because you won't put yourself out there.
>>33875629I don't want to talk to you.
>>33875640The average man that women date have thatThat's why they think that.
>>33875640We are tho, I can’t even keep up most of the time and just turn my notifications off
>>33875645Well, I hope you're okay.
>>33875594>An entire half of men dropping out of society isn't a good thing, history shows it's very very bad for the long term future of that civilization actually.AI will probably pick up the slack.
>>33875648No you don't. You can quit lying.
>>33875635I would like that, but I'm not rich enough for it. Maybe if the daughter of a billionaire suddenly fell in love with me and was okay with creating a harem. But the chances are slim to none.
>namefags appear>thread goes to shiteverytime
>>33875636She's thin and white>>33875638>I meant that it's probably way easier to legally get some cum than adopt a baby.That's true, but either way I worry I won't be in a place where I'm able to support a child on my own, given that I'm currently unemployed so any future employment prospects aren't looking that good. >>33875639gdi>>33875643How do I put myself out there, then? I started taking classes at the local library in hopes of meeting someone, but classmates are all girls. I've been wanting to try dating apps but I don't have any pictures of myself so I'd need to ask my family to take some for me, and bringing up wanting to date to family sounds terrifying as they'll likely discourage me. I've chatted with some guys on discord but they're all in different countries so it never goes anywhere and I'm always more invested than the guy, so I've realized I need an irl relationship. I have no clue where else to meet men, though as I've never had any luck irl. Even as a kid, I barely had irl friends, and I lost contact with the few friends I did have once we were no longer in school together. All of my social life is online with ppl across globe. How does someone who can't even make irl friends find a proper relationship?
Why don't the white incels just marry the black femcels?
>>33875651You don't need that much money. Just be a Chad.
>>33875654>femcelsno such thingany women can go to a bar and get laid tonight
>>33875653>and whiteehhhh...
>>33875654>Why don't the white incels just marry the black femcels?Every mixed person I've ever met hates their dad
>>33875654They're too autistic to care for someone genuinely.
>>33875656>any women can go to a bar and get laid tonightI don't drink and I want a relationship, not to be pumped and dumped like a whore.
>>33875652That’s what I like to call danger close
>>33875653>I started taking classes at the local library in hopes of meeting someone, but classmates are all girls.Try make friends with the girls and then you might meet some of the men they associate with.
>>33875647>botflex
>>33875663We get along during class and sometimes do group stuff after class, but I have no clue how to go psst that and make it an actual friendship. We have a discord group chat, but it's not used for stuff outside of class related things.
I can’t wait to have my morning coffee with banana vape tomorrow, somehow both the flavours compliment each other
>>33875656>any women can go to a bar and get laid tonightAny man can get laid at a gay bar, so how about we just forget about women and have some fun?
>>33875646thisa guy with a booty call probably has a bunch, but the average guy has no booty calls
>>33875670Yeh, I have 7. Lmfao.
>>33875667What's the class even about?
>>33875675Japanese language classes
>>33875658I knew this hapacel in highschool who actually hated his mom more because she was white and his dad was Filipino, bro was so mixed he looked Mexican and we all used to call him burro as a joke
>>33875660OP said "femcel" youre not a femcel, you can get laid, you choose not do
>>33875677>weebCan't you go to anime/manga clubs and meet single nerds there?
>>33875678Kek, but I thought amwf was based and wholesome?
>>33875680Getting laid isn't the goal here but moids are too whorebrained to understand this
>>33875685then dont call yourself a fucking femceldo you NOT understand the meaning of words?
>>33875680Not like I would have a one-night stand, but no man irl has even shown interest in me from a purely sexual pov.>>33875682>Can't you go to anime/manga clubs and meet single nerds there?I would if I knew any in the area.
>>33875683Apparently not, they used to travel a lot so we would all go over to his house after school and play MW2 together and order pizza it was actually pretty comfy
>>33875688>I would if I knew any in the area.Do you live in Bumfuck, Nebraska or something?
>>33875687NTA. All celibacy is voluntary according to the dictionary.
>>33875694its not if rape is illegal
>>33875687>What is celibacyBecoming a whore is a terrible way to not be celibate you dumbass. All the fakecel moids who get sex but can't upgrade to boyfriend understand this
>>33875693No, but I live in suburbs which are a weird combination of close enough to the city where everything is held there instead, but far enough that it's not convenient to commute there, especially given that I don't have a car. But also, how do you even find if there are groups like this in your area? Maybe there are and I'm just unaware, I have no clue how to find this shit.
Would you?
>>33875701I begrudgingly have to agree with this post
>>33875706Bot/tranny
>>33875687By this logic, all moids are volcels too because they can just hire a prostitute. If you have literally no standards for the circumstances in which you get laid, no one is an incel.
>>33875700Celibacy is ascetic
>>33875709Also trannies/fags
>>33875701>All the fakecel moids who get sex but can't upgrade to boyfriend understand thisHey, I'm a proud chad/manslut.
>>33875709>they can just hire a prostituteillegal in many countries
>>33875716>illegal in many countriesYeah, suuuuure.
>>33875715Fat nigget bullshir
>>33875704>I have no clue how to find this shit.Google, Facebook, etc.
>>33875719I feel as if I tried googling this shit in the past, but I'll give it another shot. I don't use facebook, though.
Someone said that shy girls are provocative, is this really what men think?
>>33875709>By this logic, all moids are volcels too because they can just hire a prostituteNo because they are still spiritually a virgin
>>33875635Try using the word "throuple".
>>33875724Disagree. If you're even thinking of hiring a prostitute your spiritual virginity is gone
>>33875723This is my type desu, quiet and nerdy but a complete Slut with a capital S behind closed doors
>>33875723No
>>33875687Good morning saar fuck you bloody bastard sex haver
Imagine the “Reddit drama” that would unfold if it ever became public that both of them cheated on their girlfriends with Whoretney
>>33875709illegal here
>>33875726>Try using the word "throuple".That's the dumbest word for it. At least "triad" makes sense. Is a 4 person relationship a "quadrouple?
>>33875721There's also Meetup, they have groups you can go to.
>>33875732Can you give us a quick run down?
>>33875724Imagine if a woman tried arguing she's "spiritually" a virgin despite having sex before lol
>>33875726That's not a real word.
>>33875735>>33875739Well I like that made up word better than your word.
>>33875737Basically this blonde hoe fucked her bosses at different times while they were each in committed long-term relationships because she wanted more camera time to spread pozzed leftist vitriolYou knowThe usual in the entertainment industry
>>33875739Ménage à trois?
>>33875724>spiritually a virginBased.I have a triple-digit body count, took money for sex, participated in a few orgies, had gay sex. And I'm still a virgin.
>>33875745God forgives but even he can't re-virginise people
>>33875736Never heard of meetup before, will check it out.
>>33875576It really is. Every guy is at the gym and taking care of himself while every foid is partying and ruining themselves with hook-ups and booze, drugs.
>>33875746The number of serious relationships I've had is 0. Therefore I'm a virgin.
>>33875744>Ménage à trois?>household for three; an arrangement where a married couple and a lover of one of them live together while sharing sexual relationsEh, it's close. But not quite.
>>33875748I'm not partying, hooking up, drinking, or doing drugs but I'm also not going to the gym
>>33875748Chad does all of the above
>>33875732For a second, I thought you were talking about me.
>>33875743>Basically this blonde hoe fucked her bosses at different times while they were each in committed long-term relationships because she wanted more camera time to spread pozzed leftist vitriolSounds like gamergate reborn.
>>33875753Your name is Courtney?
>>33875753Did you cheat?
>>33875755Maybe.>>33875756No, which is why I was going to try and figure out who is lying about what.
>>33875716>>33875733NTA.You guys are pussies if you're that terrified of the cops. Most Jons never get caught.
There's nothing wrong with "cheating." Men weren't created to be monogamous. It's just shackles of fake morals that we need to drop. You cheat on yourself when you don't have sex because of a relationship with another girl. That's no better than being an incel.
>>33875761Im speaking in general, why is that so difficult to imagine?Im not even an incel
Femanons, how do (You) feel about women's subs becoming safe spaces for manlets?https://www.reddit.com/r/LetGirlsHaveFun/comments/1jq5jb5/important_mod_update_about_manlets/
>>33875355Noticed my qt boss had a nose bump. She got all shy about about it, went on about how she hates it and no one is supposed to notice it. But she was still laughing the whole time. I then made a comment how I always wanted to touch one.She said I could touch hers and put her nose close to me. I ran my finger over it a few times and said it felt how I always imagined. She found it funny then she went on again about how she hates her nose bumpCan this bite me on the ass and be used as a HR issue against me? Even if she was the one who told me to touch her nose? Also is there a way to make her feel better about her nose bump? It's actually quite nice and suits her. I quite like it
>>33875767>Im speaking in generalSo, is prostitution illegal in USA?
>>33875761>JonsBased fellow whoremonger
>>33875771A real whoremonger would know it's spelled "John"
Man life sucks a lot. Do I rly have to fuck girls I'm not even attracted to? I don't feel like I'm part of society...sigh
dating is so exhausting95% of dates lead nowhere so its just sifting through buckets of shit trying to find nuggets of goldkind of like what reading posts on 4chan is like too
>>33875768>Femanons, how do (You) feel about women's subs becoming safe spaces for manlets?As a manlet, I didn't spend six months working on developing a height humiliation kink just for women to start being nice to me.
>>33875775I'm being hunted down by others in society in a real life hunger games scenario
>>33875778that's because youre a w*m*n
>>33875772Everyone knows that Jon Hamm is the biggest whoremonger.
>>33875777Isn't it more humiliating that they're always nice to you but never fuck you?
>>33875774Yes you have to
>>33875769>Can this bite me on the ass and be used as a HR issue against me?A single consensual touch of the face shouldn't be evidence enough to lead to a Title IX issue. Bringing it up again or toughing get again won't look good during an investigation, though. You got the freebie, just drop it and move on.
>>33875779I'm actually not. But women wish to hunt me down I'm scared.
>>33875782Lol, good point.
Femanons, Does a woman like me if she continues our videocall while she's showering? She angles the camera so I can't see her naked.
WomenDid you have sex with your professors in university for good grades? I've heard many interesting stories about it and want to become a professor now.
>>33875794She's not interested.
>bf genuinely asked if we could anonymously share our nudes online for the sexual thrill of itIs this a sign that the relationship is definitely going to implode and it's just a matter of time, or am I overreacting?
Why are 25% of women such obvious liars?
>>33875766Poor attempt at demoralization
>>33875795No. I was definitely a kissass and a flirt, but I never had sex with a professor. Even when I wanted to.
>>33875794M but do you see her naked at all? If she's showering, ask to see her. Seems like a no-brainer. I've seen a few girls showering naked while on a videocall and they all loved watching me cum.
>>33875800I’d like a man that’s “health conscious” in the sense that he’s careful about not living a sedentary lifestyle and shoveling junk food into his mouth 24/7. I don’t want “health conscious” like a vegan douchebag.
Women, is this true?
>>33875794You're balls deep in the friend zone bro
>>33875802>Even when I wanted to.If I were your professor, we could have so much fun. What do you think, is that a good reason to become one?
>>33875805Sure, but aren't ~100% of women disgusted with the idea of a man being weaker than them?
>>33875809Fuck no. That's predatory. I work at a college but not directly with students, and I'd STILL never risk dating a student. Not worth the shitshow at all.
>>33875806I've said multiple times that beefcakes are unattractive.
>>33875811>That's predatory.They're adults, not minors.
>>33875809>What do you think, is that a good reason to become one?You have to be smart, too, anon.
>>33875804No. And I'm tempted, but I don't want to make her uncomfortable.
>>33875816It's not about age, it's about power dynamics. Obviously.
>>33875798>bf genuinely asked if we could anonymously share our nudes online for the sexual thrill of itYour boyfriend is one of those guys that post his gf's nudes on /b/
>>33875817I'm smart, and I've got a master's degree.>>33875821What's legal is legal.
>>33875810Disease avoidance
>>33875798Girl, run
>>33875810>Sure, but aren't ~100% of women disgusted with the idea of a man being weaker than them?Well, 4% of women are Dommes, so I imagine it's around that.
>>33875801Hey, I'm an ambassador of hedonism and polyamory here.
>>33875798At least do an OF and get the bag
>>33875829>4% of women are Dommes>96% of women are worthlessgrim
>>33875806M but he just looks better in the left pic. More mass and his forehead doesn't look as big because of the fat in his face.
>>33875825You're not just bound by legal guidelines when you work at a school. You are also obligated to follow a code of ethics. If they don't align with your beliefs, the job isn't for you.
>>33875831Who would pay for some rando porn made by anonymous people with zero advertising? Seems so dumb when there's infinite porn for free.
Why are men so obsessed with cuckolding? Have you all been brainwashed by porn?
>>33875836Better than doing it for free
>>33875836Actually, many people like exclusive home stuff. But it also has to be good, no epileptic camera movement and vanilla sex. Also, add some fantasy, like "real stepbrother fucks his sister."
>>33875837Tell foids to stop cheating so much. I don't even watch porn.
>>33875837>Why are men so obsessed with cuckolding? Have you all been brainwashed by porn?I just know that bbc is superior
>>33875839>Also, add some fantasy, like "real stepbrother fucks his sister."God I hate what porn has become.
>>33875837i insert as the one doing the cucking to some random dude
>>33875841
I havent updated my phone in 2 years and its as smooth as everupdates are a scamthey should call them downdates, thats what they really are nowadays
>>33875837When you're in a kink community, it might surprise you, but most cuckolds are active male cuckolds who pimp and persuade their wives to have sex. Personally, I think this fetish stems from sadomasochism and getting pleasure from humiliation. In this case, it's an abuse of a man's complexes and insecurities, where his wife will fuck a "better man" to inflict mental pain on himself and get pleasure from it.
>>33875846I don't, unless you count jerking off to real girls as porn. Porn is utterly boring to me now.
sex with east asian women.
>>33875855Sex with white guys who are mildly intimidated by me being darker skinned than them.
sex with all women (except femcels)
>>33875856Sounds interesting
Ok I get it you have a life outside of 4chan. Screw you.
>>33875774>Do I rly have to fuck girlsNo lol>>33875668Banana vape is wild>>33875615Mwahahaha
>>33875837I'm a short, nerdy guy. And I don't want my gf to feel like she has to settle. I still want her to be able to experience the thrill of getting thrown around by a Viking Berserker for a night
>got my hair dyed blonde>got blue contact lenses>still no white moids hitting on meWhat am I doing wrong?
>>33875856JH, noone is intimidated by youyou're short as shit
GenderDid you have a wild imagination when you see someone who's in your taste? Like when I see a pretty girl, I imagine in my head how I push her to the ground and we have hot, animalistic sex. She goes from "What? No!" to "Yes, faster, harder, ahhh."
>>33875872Blue eyes are creepy
>>33875593Idk I have adhd so yeah I have to keep em all in a calendarI've even forgotten my own birthday>>33875569I'm creasing at him just like brushing off one fly while the things is covered in em
>>33875768Anon, women ITT don't click links.
Umaru-Chan in Atoga of all places!
>>33875535Real, it's a dangerous habit, you get the illusion it's helping but desu with the comedowns you end up feeling worse, it is a depressant after all(I'm still gonna daydrink before work tho)
>>33875873Damn, is that a real pic of her?
>>33875872hey babygirl, want to have a drink at hyperborea?
>>33875878I love Umaru *hug*
>>33875874Shit, I need to start taking test. None of my fantasies are of ravishing a woman.
>>33875379M, Easter is underrated desuHistorically though I've always loved Halloween
>>33875366M, work on the bar and then go to my friend's party but desu I'm not really in the mood. I'll just have some drinks and a laugh with people, maybe we'll play some games or sing some songs or whatever (and ofc answer the door to kids trick or treating but I'll probably be off work too late for that)
>>33875872You're not white enough for the guys who want white girls, and you're not WOC enough for the guys who want WOC
Why do women love playing games so much?
Sadly I don’t think America’s obesity epidemic will ever end, no matter how many magic shots they introduce. Far too many Americans have grown too used to the sedentary fatass pig lifestyle.
>>33875872I don't hit on anyone, don't take it personallyBlonde girls are amazing tho
>>33875884>Shit, I need to start taking test. None of my fantasies are of ravishing a woman.All my fantasies are either vanilla, or femdom. My testosterone must be abysmally low.
>>33875379MChristmas
>>33875355I'm 35, 36 in a few months, kind of into a fresh 27f.Thoughts on that age differenceThkught
>>33875891Ohio anon is under your bed right now
>>33875847Based, my phone's also old as shit but still does the job>>33875869>you have a life outside of 4chanIf by life you mean only leaving the house to go to my shitty job or the supermarket, and spending almost all my free time behind a screen, then yes
>>33875897Please don't just use her holes. Get married.
>>33875891Nah, surely they will get lean while eating this!
>>33875837It's mostly a meme and no one is really into it. But the psychology behind is humiliation and it makes you feel like a fucking loser which can be a powerful sexual catalyst
>>33875858Black girls could cure racism rn
>>33875903This game is getting astroturfed so hard. I like brown tomboys though.
>>33875379Friday
>>33875903Is that a real sex scene?
>>33875906>Gotta get down on Friday
>>33875901Yeah sure, you’ll make fun of me for being attracted to the emo fringe but then try to convince me that that grotesque piece of shit haircut is way better.
>>33875872white men in their 20s are grinding or they're writing their manifestos, we ain't got time for girls looking to ivory hunt
>>33875878PEAK!!!!!
>>33875872>>still no white moids hitting on meWhite foids spent 2 decades demonizing white men for hitting on them.
Shave your beard soldier.
>>33875903Every time I see a septum piercing I can't help but think of Tauren
>>33875873Fuck you. My ass alone makes guys question if they'd ever survive me.
>>33875912I don't think she's huwite
>>33875884>I need to start taking testIt's funny, but I got my test results back the other day and they found out that my testosterone levels were 150% above the upper limit.
>>33875917Nice uncle reference lol
If I ever ask a girl out, i won't, ill uhhhh nothing
>>33875915I think of thrall on the cover of reign of chaos
>>33875919non-white girls have to do all the chasing and approaching if they want white men, I thought this was generally understood, the women everywhere I've traveled certainly understood the rules.
>>33875873>>33875917Make love not war
>>33875920Do they think you have a tumor or something?
screaming and pouring gasoline
>>33875922LolIdk if I could ask a girl out desu, it's too out of character for me
>>33875925Eh, I approached my Asian gf.
>>33875927Dunno, I'm meeting the doctor soon and I'll ask him about it.
>>33875922>>33875929Same.
>>33875926This is so unfair. I wish I had that sort of body. Being the short AND nonwhite one makes me feel like a fucking gremlin next to my gf.
State genderDid you ever self-harm?
Male or female?has there ever been a sex postion in porn you've wanted to try and either never got to or when you did it wasn't as good as you imagined it to be?Like out of thesethe full nelson positionthe mating press positionthe amazon postion
>>33875931Gl, anon
>>33875435>even colored girls look better blondenon-whites with blonde dye look cringe to me.
>>33875934MI used to punch myself in the face
>>33875934F, yes.>>33875935After looking up positions with my bf to limit depth during sex, all the ones we tried that looked good honestly sort of sucked. Some were even straight up mortifyingly embarrassing.
>>33875929>>33875932We've noone to blame but ourselves.
>>33875926They'd make for a cute couple.
>>33875933>next to my gf.JH you're dating a woman again?
>>33875934MI used to heat smooth rocks with a lighter then press it against my hand to give my self blisters
>>33875940Big dick?>>33875944She's in a harem now.
>>33875903Apparently LGBT Folx are pissed that this character is straight
>>33875934MNever>>33875935Mpic
>>33875940it was the full nelson one wasn't it? i always thought the purpose of that was just the humiliation dom aspect of it it looks conformable as hell for both and in hentai and porn
>>33875947Why does she look so thin and horse-like? Is she on heroin? Maybe an eating disorder? AIDS?
>>33875934The only reason self harm exists is social contagion. You've literally been brainwashed by tumblr
>>33875947>>33875944>JH you're dating a woman again?>she wouldn't be singleHave you anons been on a break from/atoga/?
>>33875517It goes against either:- our problem solving instinct- incels insistence that life is worse for ugly men
>>33875944Yeh. It's a whole thing.>>33875946Yeh, and I've said it a million times that I prefer calling it a throuple.>>33875947Now post one that isn't the literal crackhead filter. We all know you save every little thing related to me since you're so obsessed.
>>33875889How can I be even more white?>>33875925>chasing and approachingNot a job for a lady
JH is now fucking a BWChad that she lets ejaculate all over her
>>33875954Being used for sex doesn't count as a relationship. She already said she got dropped by that couple before. She's a total clown if she's not trolling.
>>33875928On?
>>33875958This
>>33875951No, didn't try that. It was while lying on my side. Every thrust made me queef and the moment they started laughing about it I felt like I wanted to kms.>>33875958On my butt is not "all over".
>>33875934MI used to cut chili peppers from my garden and then rub the cut tips along my cheeks and forehead to get a great burning sensation that would intensify the more I would sweat, I did this before working out.
>>33875960Relationships are complicated. And you are emotionally constipated. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eGbnVlRcRg
>>33875960You're getting details confused.
>>33875961My nut sack. The scrotums are always too sweaty around the taint area when I wake up every morning.
>>33875954>Have you anons been on a break from/atoga/?Yeah It's been a while>>33875956So you're back with your ex gf and the guy?You're doing the throuple relationship?Are there more than you 3 now?
>>33875965Foh, with that virus
>>33875964M, I didn't do this but I did try figging myself. If you don't know what is that's where you put dried or pickled slices of ginger in your asshole and don't take them out for like 2 or 3 hours at a time.
>>33875964Any point to it?
I actually did used to cut myself when I was being emotionally abused by someone. Glad I stopped though.
>>33875933>height insecurityReal.>racial insecurityBRUH, GET A GRIP
>>33875960>She already said she got dropped by that couple beforeWrong. If you want to subscribe to my life, at least check your notifications before making rumors.
>>33875972Good for you anon
>>33875973>RealIf she were male, it would be.
>>33875968>So you're back with your ex gf and the guy? You're doing the throuple relationship?Yes. After a lot of assurances from them, we all had a very serious talk concerning life goals, expectations, boundaries, possible concerns, etc. At the end of it, I felt comfortable pursuing it seriously with the intention of moving in together if things go as planned for a while.
>>33875971it hurts more as your workout gets more intense and you harness the anger and the burning sensation gets associated with the dopamine hit of a good workout, same way the body tricks itself into liking spicy foods
>>33875960Is this Julian or Sarge?
>>33875953>The only reason self harm exists is social contagionIs there data on this?
>>33875978Women can suffer from heightism as well. I bet if she was the tallest member of it then /atoga/ would agree to call it a throuple instead of a harem.
>>33875973I'm not insecure with my race in a vacuum, but if you were nonwhite with mostly white friends, you'd know there's this sort of balance you strike when you're out with them. If you're the short girl AND the black girl AND the less femininely dressed girl, you stand out too much in contrast.
>>33875934CLASS OF 09 CLASS OF 09 CLASS OF 09FCat scratches
>>33875985Lmao
>>33875873Why do female celebrities just show off their nips like that?
>>33875985>I bet if she was the tallest member of it then /atoga/ would agree to call it a throuple instead of a haremIf true, I'm very mad.
>>33875990Why don't you call it something less cringe, like polycule?
JH how exactly does the logistics of your throuple work?Do you just hang out and fuck at their place? Do you ever go on dates?
>>33875957>Not a job for a ladyWell, then you shouldn't complain.
Are you a registered sex offender?
>>33875994They take her out to the breaking barn...
>>33875989Because they are human beings and that is a feature on the human body.
>>33875996>Are you a registered sex offender?Yeah
JH has been posting itt for 10+ years now. Any other long timers? State gender and how long have you been here
>>33875996one time I was pissing in public and 2 female officers caught methey just laughed and let me go off with a warning (after I finished)so no Im not registered
>>33875992I honestly don't know what that term means in the overall scope of things. It sounds more complicated than I can appreciate.>>33875994>JH how exactly does the logistics of your throuple work?Idk what you specifically want to know. I can answer questions if it'll help understand things better.>Do you just hang out and fuck at their place? Do you ever go on dates?Yes and yes. They live a bit away from me for now, so I mostly see them on weekends. We usually spend the whole weekend together, either at their house or we go out. They're already making space for me to live there, but I need to sort my own home out first before I can move in.
>>33876001MMay 2021 was when I started coming hereI'm going to bed, later.
>>33876004Does pop have to die first?
>>33876001I think it's been at least five years. Maybe six.
>>33876004Are you three gonna sleep in the same bed?
>>33876003It's so stupid that pissing on a tree gets someone put on the same list as child rapists.
>>33875985>Women can suffer from heightismThey don't. I constantly see shit in bios like "only 6+" or "180cm+." But I never see anything about a woman's height in a guy's bio.
>>33875990>relationship name insecurityAlso unreal.Having to strain your throat and raise your voice because your partners didn't hear you all the way down there is a real issue. Having 4channers call your relationship by the wrong name isn't. Give yourself permission to allow people to do the wrong things sometimes, without letting yourself feel compelled to correct them.
>>33875880It's real. There's a video too. The seethe from foids in the comments is hilarious and I don't even like Sydney that much.
>>33876010land of the free
>>33875999So is my cock but I don't go out showing off my bulge
>>33875941>We've noone to blame but ourselvesPartially true, I also blame not getting enough food as a kid which made me a manlet.
>>33876007That'd simplify things. But he's not dying anytime soon. It's always the awful assholes that live forever. I want to figure out where I'll put him, because he can't live alone.>>33876009Ideally. They have a crazy huge bed already.>>33876012I know I should stop. I've already accepted that some people will feel the term "harem" is applicable and I won't keep arguing against that. I'll keep sharing my preferred wordage, though.
>>33876016If you got a big cock you should flaunt that shit. Wear skin tight jeans like you're in 2007 so your bulge can show and become a conversation starter.
women, would you date an unregistered sex offender?
>>33876011This>t. Bi
>>33876011>But I never see anything about a woman's height in a guy's bio.true but almost no man wants to date a tall woman, especially not if theyre taller than him
>>33876018>It's always the awful assholes that live forever.Henry Kissinger hitting 100
>>33875371MPhenomaman
>>33876022>true but almost no man wants to date a tall woman, especially not if theyre taller than himHahahaha, hahaha.
Day five of eating microwaved sandwiches from the grocery store. If this continues I am going to take a hammer and smack my laryngeal prominence with it
>>33876023Cambodia and Chile were pretty well-justified, that fucker's problem was playing nice with China and calling for a reduction of America's nuclear stockpile.
>>33876027>haha but I do XDDthats why I said ALMOSTmen generally prefer shorter women
>>33876030Are you new here?
>>33876028Does that diet make you fat or thin, especially if you eat only one a day?
>>33876033are you retarded?Im talking about general preferenceswe have a lot of submissive men here too, even though most men are dom out in the wild, like a LARGE majority are.
>>33876030>men generally prefer shorter womenMen don't have a choice to prefer anything.
>>33876029NTA. JH is a shitlib?
>>33876034It makes me miserable. I have a fast metabolism so I couldn't tell you what it does.
>>33876022Extremely false. Many men, myself included, like the short man/tall woman aesthetic so much you wouldn't believe it. There's something really hot about 'giant slaying,' while the 'dad and daughter' dynamic is just kinda boring and unappealing.
>>33876037I don't respond to political shit ever, that's not what this place is for.
>>33876038I wish I had a fast metabolism. I wish I gained and lost weight at the same rate I did when I was 20.
>>33876040are you seriously this delusional?you should know youre an outlier. its common knowledge men prefer shorter women.
>>33876042I'm sure I will have the exact same thoughts
>>33876041Gender relations are inherently political. Read Kate Millett if you don't believe me.
>>33876029You realize Pinochet killed 300,000 of his own people, right? In addition to torture, forced disappearances, etc.
>>33876030Men don't really get much of a choice, it's whatever girl we have a shot with, men's dating options are basically a cola machine, if what you want isn't on the buttons then you better suck it up and just get a doctor pepper.yes femanon you are doctor pepper
>>33876037She's a bisexual poly nigger, take a guess
>>33876043No, I'm a fucking man, and most men I know prefer tall queens.
>>33876020what did they do?
My penis demands tribute and worship
>>33876046Would it be better for America to have a pro-U.S. government in a foreign country or a pro-Soviet government? The answer is a pro-U.S. government. That's the important aspect.
>>33876047Im 6'2 and Id never date someone taller than meOne time I had a date and she was almost as tall as me which I didnt expect because she was east asian and I ghosted herwe have almost no choice, but when we do we pick shorter women
JH, will you be jealous if she has more kids than you?
>>33876043Not from what I've seen
>>33876050Approached a girl as a sub6 male (this is a sexual assault now in post-Biden america)
>>33875934M, yeah but luckily no serious scarsI still do in other ways like lack of self care, recklessness etc., tempting death>>33875941RealI have a lot to fix in my life first anywaysI still occasionally get girls making the first move, but it never works out>>33876001About 7 years I think>you're here forever.......>>33876046>Pinochet killed 300,000Damn didn't realise that wooden puppet was such a killing machine
>>33876022Men, on average, feel most comfortable being 3 inches taller. Women, on average, feel most comfortable being 8 inches shorter. A tall woman may struggle to find a man that's comfortable FOR HER, but she'll have no problem finding a man who's comfortable WITH HER.
>>3387605750.000+ years of sexual selection resulting in shorter women shouldve been enough for you to see
>>33876046The problem with a lot of these "he killed x of his own people!" argument is that by that point they most certainly were not "his" people and nations sometimes get to the point where 300k people are going to die one way or another and it might as well be the other side's and not yours. Certain assassinations and assassination attempts and their celebrations have me concerned that we are fast approaching a similar point.
>>33876052Is there any atrocity you wouldn't justify to that end?
>>33876054this shit is why the Prussian kings used to force tall men to marry tall women and go to tall women mixers
>>33876029>playing nice with China >Henry Kissinger Yeah, because that's only who he was nice with...
>>33876054CBTAnon? You wouldn't date an Amazon?
>>33876063>fast approachingThis fundamentally misunderstands a pattern that has been going on since the Pelopponesian War at least. Athens and Sparta often found themselves in similar positions of courting or coercing client states that America and the USSR found themselves in during the Cold War, or that America and Russia (or China) find themselves in today. It's not a moral or humanitarian concern, it is a geo-strategic one. Nothing more and nothing less.
>>33876043>. its common knowledge men prefer shorter women.I don't think that's actually true, if you asked a man if he wanted a 90s supermodel (tall) or a shortstack instagram babe I think they are choosing the 90s supermodel
>>33876069>CBTAnon?who?why do some idiots always assume everyone in this thread is the same personIve been called every name under the sun in my time here of course I wouldnt date an amazon, its fucking off-putting I prefer short girls, like almost midget sized is peak I want to be able to easily throw them on the bed
>>33876061This is a made-up statistic. You won't be able to prove it, but if you just try to google it, you'll find tons of evidence that it's false.
>>33876058would
>>33876072women were sexually selected for to be shorter
>>33876063>The problem with a lot of these "he killed x of his own people!" argument is that by that point they most certainly were not "his" peopleDo you feel the same way about the cultural revolution in China, or the great purge in the Soviet Union?
>>33876056She has settled on the idea that she never wants to get pregnant. I'll be having all the babies, if we're going to have more than one at all. But obviously she's able to change her mind and I wouldn't be upset if she had any.
I think Mao was smarter than people give him credit for.To really cement changes, you need to get rid off the old guard. Thats why he killed all those peasants, they were stuck in the old ways.
>>33876073>want to be able to easily throw them on the bedYou still can if you lift. But fair enough.
Tfw no nepalese gf
>>33876060>Men, on average, feel most comfortable being 3 inches taller. Women, on average, feel most comfortable being 8 inches shorter.Proof?
>>33876061Men are beggars, not choosers.
>please give me proof for this extremely obvious piece of common knowledge that Im in denial about
>>33876079congrats on your social credit
>>33876077The USSR sure, once the Soviets had won they couldn't exactly allow a bunch of white Russian warlords to just go into "retirement" at country mansions with their followers. For Mao's China, after the shit that China had been going through for a century at that point, I do not blame one bit for going balls to the wall in purges, the country clearly needed a centralized leader even if it was an incompetent communist.
>>33876082>Women, on average, feel most comfortable being 8 inches shorter.Damn.
>>33876079NTA but revolutions suck for literally everyone. But they are led by sociopaths who talk a big game about wanting change and the betterment of society while shitting on everyone including the little guys under the pretext of deposing the "elites". Edmund Burke addressed this better than I could way back during the French Revolution and revolutions and upheavals since, whether they've been Communist, Fascist, or Islamist, have shown the same kinds of patterns.
>please believe my made up shit i'm begging youno
>>33875189I'm day drinking before work btw so if you have any requests lmk xx
>>33876092Sing 360 by Charli xcx
>Euro hours>Genocide is good, actuallyI guess some things never change, huh?
>>33876088>tfw in asia and theyre all in the 5'3-5'1 range which is ideal blessednow if only dating wasnt a fucking letdown most of the time
>>33876077The problem with those, which is also the problem with Fascism in Europe, is that they were led by regimes who were opposed to American and Western European interests. But importantly these examples from Communism further abroad provided a call to action for Cold War statesmen such as West Germany's Willy Brandt engaged in Ostpolitik to keep tensions from boiling over and actively deter the Communist insanity happening next door.
>>33876095I feel like the neoliberal point of view is like>well yes they attacked you first>yes they're currently airing genocidal propaganda against you>and maybe there are several of them in your house with AK47s right now>but you should sue them in a court, violence is wrong
>>33876087They also destroyed much of their culture, and historical relics.
>>33876092>have any requests lmk xxMore convos with girlies plox
>>33876098>yes they attacked you firstnever happened
>>33876098Multilateral institutions shouldn't be undervalued in a states person's toolkit, but they also fall flat when it comes to covert action or extralegal activity such as assassinations/targeted killings, cyber attacks, state backed mercenary activity, etc. There's very little that the ICJ can do about a hacker group taking down a power grid or Russia fucking with Central European energy pipelines for example.
>>33876076Nta but just done some research >"One study of a rural Gambian community, for example, found that taller women had higher reproductive success, mainly because their children had a higher survival rate. This highlights that environmental factors, such as nutrition and access to resources, can significantly alter reproductive success">"While men may prefer shorter women, tallness has historically been advantageous for overall health and survival. Being very short can lead to health complications, such as a higher risk of issues during childbirth"Tall women with long legs are based, the world just wasn't ready yetI remember I had a male colleague who said he went on holiday with her gf and felt awkward when she was taller than him in heels. I was thinking to myself how on earth can you feel emasculated with those thighs wrapped around you. I feel like a king>>33876101Well I'm not a girl so you'll have to look elsewhereUnless I wear a wig
>>33876095I see nothing wrong in genocide, rape and incestt.eurochad
Violence is literally always the answer. But most don't have the power to enact it. Power = ability to project force (violence). Now part of the game has become to not acknowledge that aspect, but it's the universal law underlying all interactions.
>>33876104I mean like the one you posted with your ex lol could be with your sis or coworker
>>33876098>neoliberalNeolibs are more hawkish. They were pushing for the U.S. get further involved in the Syrian civil war, for example.
>>33876106Is this some weird way to justify child abuse?
>>33876105>and incestLol, which family members do you want to fuck?
>>33876107Oh shit lol I'm not doing that again lmao
>>33876106It's always weak nerds that talk like this
>>33876112Why not lol it was funny af
>>33876110>which family members do you want to fuckWomen
>>33876089>Women, on average, feel most comfortable being 8 inches shorter.I need to go for women under 5'
>>33876104>>"While men may prefer shorter womenyoure proving me right besides its common knowledge
>>33876116So your mom?
>>33876106Might makes right. I hope we return to that principle.
>>33876120Are you mighty?
>>33876120Peace Through Strength is already current policy.
>>33876119She was a bi whore, and I think she was the catalyst for me becoming a bi manslut. So, sure, why not?
>>33876120Might alone is nothing without compassion and even greater intellect.
>>33876127I know, right? Ever since I read an illustrated book about Greek mythology that showed a nude, ripped and swole Achilles I have wanted to assert dominance over lithe, skinny men by overpowering them with my muscles and sodomizing them up their tight ass with my cock like that of the god Priapus.
>>33876082>Men, on average, feel most comfortable being 3 inches taller. Women, on average, feel most comfortable being 8 inches shorter.>Proof?https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0191886913000020
JH, do you spend more time fucking him or her?
>>33876131>650 college students
>>33876127What's your father like?
>>33876131Stupid
>>33876114Yeah it was also retarded and a violation of privacy lol >>33876118He said MAY but these guys are dumb
>>33876137He's a normal dude with a criminal past, nothing violent. He was the head of a local, not-so-legitimate business. We have a good relationship, but we barely talk since he left the family when I was young.
Do you ever fantasize about having every user on /atoga/ lined up in front of you, bent over and restrained, and sodomizing and buggering each of them up the ass by one with your erected penis?
>>33876145no, but i do imagine all the namefags in a last supper type of situation
>>33876142Nah bro it was cool to hearnobody knows you anyway lol stop being a pussy
>>33876136>>33876139Do you have anything else to offer?
>>33876129I'm sure that sounds nice and poetic to you, but It's actually the other way around. All the compassion and intellect and righteousness in the world means absolutely nothing before a loaded gun
>>33876134If we're talking total time being physically intimate in any way, I'd say it's even. If we're talking penetrative/oral sex, obvs it's more time with him.
>>33876145Sounds like you're venting your kinks.>>33876148Which apostle would you be?
>>33876161Judas.
>>33876151Walk into traffic
>>33876161i didnt imagine it lol, all i was thinking of was a long table
>>33876106>force (violence)But not all force is violence
>>33875984No, it's my personal opinion as a former cutter. I just thought "why tf am I even doing this" and my conclusion is that I did it because I knew it was something other depressed people did
>>33876169All force has the underlying threat of violence.
all the other anons with their pumped up kinks
>>33876169>>33876172Force is Machine
>>33876131Okay, fine. You were right.
>>33876149Bruhh you never knowBut cheers>>33876094https://voca.ro/178Qzjwq6Gqo
>>33876175What's your kink, femanon?
>>33876175>>33876184I'm going to guess she's pretty nohomo but secretly enjoys some audio stuff for women by women.
>>33876182I'm not letting you trick me into observing jeets, old man.Also I only slept like 3 or 4 hours, I feel nauseous again. I may keep crying on an off today.
>>33876182Bro was just trying to redeem...
>>33876188Not our problem. You were the one who chose to stay up all night on /atoga/ again.
>>33876151Go look out the window and touch grass.
>>33876188>only slept like 3 or 4 hoursMe every day lmao fmlTake it easy valk x you got any time to nap or coffee at least?
>>33876167>>33876192It's just a survey about romantic preferences. You shouldn't let it bother you like this.
>>33876188>Also I only slept like 3 or 4 hoursI feel like half my blood is energy drink at this point...
>>33876196>extremely obvious piece of common knowledge>It's just a survey about romantic preferences.Moving goalposts, huh?
>>33876188>I'm not letting you trick me into observing jeetsIt's not a trick, I literally said what it was about.
>>33876187Spicy
>>33876028Good boys get their lunch made for them. But we do not share, we keep our hands feet and all other body partys to ourselves, we are polite, don't talk to strangers and listen to mommy.
>>33876191>You were the one who chose to stay up all night on /atoga/ again.Me rn and have to go to work in 2hrs fmll Take it easy valk!!
>>33876181Singin with u matey lmao
GenderWhen did you outgrow anime music?https://youtu.be/ViFHruS6oO8
>>33876028Are the sandwiches good at least bro? Are you getting a variety? Do you not have time to cook or smth? I'm just having cider, coffee and vape for brunch, might have dinner tonight at like 11pm lol
>>33876028simply make yourself a sandwich. why the drama
>>33876193Idk if I should coffee. I gotta drink my tears I think if I'm going to be upright today. Maybe stay in bed until 10 instead.
>>33876208Fyou're supposed to outgrow it?
>>33876208Male, 36I still listen to anime music. https://youtube.com/watch?v=BDOiQDvjuuc
>>33876208F. I still listen to a vocaloid song that sounds exactly like a Kesha song. Like it's uncanny how well they captured the 2010's vibe.
>>33876206Helll yeah bruv Feel free to voca something too lmao, I wanna hearOr send another req b4 I have to go to work in 2hrs lmao>>33876208Never mate animu for lifeThis is still my ringtone lol https://youtu.be/tC9qr2Gamzw?si=znU85z2ZupWSQb20
Is it pink?
State GenderVirgins and spiritual virgins itt, would you date someone from this thread?
>>33876212Get some more sleep if you can. Up to you about the coffee. Just try not to overstrain yourself aye xI look like a junkie rn with these bags under my eyes lmao. Gonna wear sunglasses for my cunt witch Halloween costume tomoz tho
>>33876220yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
>>33876198Do you have a different survey with differing results?
>>33876208MI never liked anime music. I listened to FIFA songs and WWE songs.
In my dreams last time I slept, I asked my crush out on a date and he rejected me in a very weird way by saying “uhhh not sure if I’ll have the time, I’ll be busy” i then asked if he’d prefer a different date and he still made an excuse.He is dead to me now.
>>33876218Yeh.
>>33876220M, probably not I'm not gonna lie Wellll I mean if a girl lived within travelling distance and I had the money then what the hell I guess it could be a laughBut overall nah I've sperged too much here lmao
>>33876220maybe... but im probably bad at communicating and stuff so it'll end up being friends
>>33876220Femanons are out of my league
>>33876216kesha actually wrote a lot of music for other artists believe it or not, it could be her song anyway. she wrote for Girl's Generation (run devil run, kpop song) and Britney Spears
>>33876225Maybe he's just shy or poor uwu and wants to wait to date>He is dead to me nowBabe it was literally a dream
>>33876222Have a thread crush?
Everyone’s the same boring rerun, over and over and over again.
>>33876220f, absolutely under no circumstance would i date a man who used 4chan in any capacity
Now that you’ve left me there’s no one to hold anymoreThe city is hauntedAnd nobody loves me
State gender, How welll do you balance work/hobbies/responsibilities/health/social life? M. Feels like I struggle to incorporate social life and hobbies at the same time. Since my week days are usually packed most hobby stuff is on the weekend, and I prefer to do them alone. Which means I have to pick and choose between hobbies or social life.
>>33876228But how about I take the burden of communication from you?
>>33876230I doubt she wrote for that rando person, but that's a cool thought.
>>33876241what does that mean, you hold my hand and lead the way?
>>3387620836 f anime openings are just jrock/jpop so i listen to it ask the time. soundtracks i have fallen off of since i hit my 30s, though, probably due to my general waning interest in anime.
Women, would you prefer to sit on Hasan Piker's face or cock?
>>33876240F. I sacrifice everything for my responsibilities. But I weigh my responsibilities reasonably, with family and relationships, coming before maintaining my home, coming before work, etc. Unfortunately that means I have pretty much no time for my own hobbies.
>>33876249face, so that i don't have to listen to him talk, and i have no idea how big his dick is so i don't want to take any chances. although he has big dick energy
>>33876240M>How welll do you balance work/hobbies/responsibilities/health/social lifePretty poorly desuI go to work and try to side hustle, then get fucked up and make electronic music and play vidyaAnything furthermore is an occasionally pleasant bonus>I have to pick and choose between hobbies or social lifeDoes suck lacking free time but I guess it boils down to time management, I would say still do the social stuff but try not to let it take over all your free time, so you still have a few hours for hobbies and such
>>33876246Yes, I’ll hold your hand and make sure we have some fun.
Unpopular opinion: you don’t need to learn game or Flirting to date. You just need to be in a comfortable situation and honest and those things naturally come. Flirting is different for everybody. If you’re not constantly tripping on your words and can hold even a basic conversation it’s just a matter of right time/person/place than being some flirting god
>>33876254I bet he's super hung. What's your ideal dick size?
>>33876240i don't. i have to pick 3: job, friends, hobbies
>>33876259Also, be tall
>>338762608, but 7-9 is good. resident size queen here
>>33876220MaleSome of you would make for good friends, but I'm not capable of dating any of you.
>>33876259>If you’re not constantly tripping on your words and can hold even a basic conversationI am though that's the problem kekBut a bit of flirting is fun I agree tho best to try be in sitches you're more comfortable and try not to force someone you're not
>>33876265Hot. What about girth?
>>33876257what kind of fun :o
>>33876254Disgusting
>>33876259you don't, you just have to find the right person but most men are impatient. "game" is literally just cope
>>33876272NTAKaya's paws typed this
>>33876273>just keep waiting and the right one will comeCan we not with the thought-terminating cliches
>>33876259It’s not that this is wrong, but it only works if you’re naturally good at speaking, and confident. Even then, if you actually want to be popular and have many options, you need to learn how to flirt.
>>33876272do you think he'll put a shock collar on me uwu i've been a bad girl
>>33876249>Women, would you prefer to sit on Hasan Piker's face or cock?I'd ride his dick and squirt on it
>>33876273yes, people magically appear in front of you
>>33876273>game isn’t cope I disagree with this but agree a little with OP. Having game is the difference between able to get a girls number wherever you are; and only being able to get a girls number when you’re “comfortable”.
>>33876281you would need to have thoughts for them to be terminated
>>33876249face, so i can suffocate him
Is it pathetic that in my 30s I dress the way I wish I could have dressed when I was 17?
>>33876288i wasn't discussing time wasting man whore normies
>>33876265Are you a snowbunny?
>>33876282I guess my holdout is, what counts as naturally good at speaking. Because I assume any average Joe is a good enough speaker.
>>33876292Why?
Men, what are your thoughts on finding out the woman you are casually dating is taking PrEP to manage risks of catching STDs in addition to using condoms?
>>33876270Can’t give away all the fun just yet, but it involves tacos, a surprise outdoor adventure, and ends with us watching anime in my home cinema, snacks included.
>>33876305Too promiscuous for my taste.
>>33876294No that's based, live your best life>>33876305Idk what that means but it means she's taking precautions so that's good right?
>>33876307wow!!!! sounds very cool!>>33876301cause it's funny wwww
>>33876305I’d assume she’s a gay man identifying as a woman and end our conversation
>>33876305Way too promiscuous for me
>>33875355Girl I sometimes work with was talking about embarrassing things that have happened. One of them was she was describing some customer she thought was attractive (this was before I ever met her) and as she was describing him she didn't realise he was within ear shot. He is a dude who comes in regularly. Now there is a running gag about her having a crush on him but then she rarely wants to interact with him. Just that she is embarrassed and mortified by what happened.Anywho. Over time I've known her I'm starting to kind of like her. Whenever we talk and joke I feel like she could possibly be into me too. How am I supposed to react when the topic of this dude comes up or other coworkers tease her about him when he comes in or she mentions him? Am I supposed to play along and tease her too about it. Or try to change the subject when he is mentioned or if she says something about him She has mentioned to me that she thinks he's gay after stalking his social media (I think she literally got his name from his credit card lmao)
>>33876313Or she has the sex with bisexualist and pansexualist men.
I'm sending a girl a dick pic on facebook
>>33875398Yeah, I managed to get the head in. Might be a cool trick for a woman who wanted to see it, but otherwise it's not something I care to think about. I was a teenager the last time I tried it.
>>33876305As a guy who takes prep because of many sexual contacts, I can say with certainty that she's a whore and her body count is most likely way past triple digits. I'm not saying it's a bad thing, I like whores, but you do you.
I just watched the audition , the Japanese horror movie. State gender. What is the closest you’ve ever been to an insane , crazy, or unstable person? I don’t mean in just proximity but preferably, you’ve had an actual friendship, relationship, acquaintances,etc.
>>33876320did she ask?
>>33876305I thought prep was just for fags?
>>33876305scary
>>33876326Never done any of that but what are your thoughts about the movie? I feel like it could have been a short movie instead
>>33876328Trannies, drug addicts, women with hiv positive partners
>>33876294How did you wish you could dress when you were 17, and what prevented you from doing so then?
Breh...
>>33876286<3
>>33876220MI don't see how it could ever get to that point of even meeting someone from this thread.
>>33876220M100%
>>33876343>How did you wish you could dress when you were 17"When freaks get dressed to go out at night, they like to wear leather jackets, chains, and spikes....">and what prevented you from doing so then?Money and clothing-modification talent.
How do you feel about late bloomers with FOMO trying to live their younger years as full fledged adults? Like 25 year old+ men going to mostly college aged people parties , or going hardcore on the party scene while people their age are starting families or securing achievements, etc
>>33876220I seriously doubt any femanons ITT are from tokyobut i would consider itI dont think itd happen or work out though
>>33876354i dont really care about how others live their life as long as it doesnt impact me
>>33876220MI almost have already.And I would have gone through with it.
>>33876220FYes
>>33876229They want to spend time with you
>>33876354Pretty typical experience for those of us living on The Spectrum.
>>33876352Sounds counter-intuitive that it should take money and talent to dress like a punk. That's kind of the antithesis of punk. So yeah, this sounds a bit cringe.
>>33876364>They want to spend time with youI don't think that's true?
>>33876354I don't care
>>33876240FI find that I often have to choose my health or socializing and I try to be balanced but I have cancelled plans many times just to get an hour more of sleep or to go to the gym
>>33876368I was more into the mallgoth/nu-metal aesthetic than punk.
Do women who cry about being losers and ugly well into their mid twenties find love or is that incurable
>>33876327Nope
>>33876220FI have and I will
Women, could you answer this, >>33875794 please?
>>33876376ok just be careful about the consequences lol
>>33876375>well into their mid twentiesWhat is this?26? 27?And why doesn't "well into their 20s" or "in their mid 20s" not do it?It's so oddly specific, yet not.
>>33876294>Is it pathetic that in my 30s I dress the way I wish I could have dressed when I was 17?Same kind of
Femanons, do you fantasizing about dying during sex?
>>33876375no, its over fem-chan
>>33876378You will again? So you broke up with the first guy?
>>33876354>going hardcore on the party sceneNothing wrong with this, rave to the grave, everybody is acceptedNo reason why you can't still keep working towards other things you want in life at the same time. It's not a race and everyone has a different life, timeline, goals etc. It's better to stay true to yourself and work hard and things will eventually come imo
>>33876375Do you want to be with a guy in his 30s?
>>33876379yes, she probably wants to talk more; possibly non-sexually though but it all really depends
>>33876375If you want a partner as a woman, you will find one
>>33876385He died
>>33876383thanks for the idea, i'll think of it in a depressing way btw
>>33876379She sees you as a loser.
>>33876378>>33876390Beware the black widow femanon.
>>33876380She doesn't use Facebook anyway. She's not on social media. Very asocial girl with some issues about relationships. Last time I met her she said she doesn't want anyone to sit next to her. She has a fat and disagreeable girl she spends time with. Kinda strange. Im just looking to get closer with her. Sending dick pics is a custom here
>>33875794its over broyoure at the highest level of the friendzone
>>33876390Damn, sorry.
>>33875794>>33876379You're a complete loser.
>>33876392NTAIs there a non-depressing way too?
>>33875794If you don't want to fuck her it shouldn't mean anything
>>33876381Late mid twenties >>33876384I knew it
Might meet the love of my life in a museum. What do you think?
>>33876397Ask her for coffee sometime or see if she is into a community club that meets for runs or somethings. Or her phone number.
>>33876354>late bloomers>25 year old+This isn't what a "late bloomer" means, it's still party age. Anyway, I see nothing wrong with it. Usually, people aged 28-45 party the hardest, with actual hardcore sex and drugs. It's basically the age where people get disillusioned with the "normalfag" route and go all out.
>>33876412Probably, if you're gay.
>>33875794Is her male hookup out of the frame as well as he pounds her?
>>33876375Duh
>>33876354It only gets weird if they’re hanging out exclusively with people who are either fresh out of high school or still in high school.
>>33876407like in a fainting way but instead it goes all the way
>>33876354Real men who have regret and FOMO just tie the rope like real men
>>33876434LMFAOOO the warped pillow is hilariousWho is editing their ass for 4chan
I wish I was married already I wish that was me I wish I met the loml in high school and we stay together forever
>>33876431You'd enjoy the fainting part? Or getting light headed during sex?>>33876411At this point just state your age. lol
>>33876444Stick a finger in yo butt
>>33876434qt creep posting early today.
>>33876440I’m glad I didn’t meet her in high school. I was a different (read: worse) guy back then
>>33876448Why
>>33876434>deleted because got figured out
Any advice for going through a tough breakup? I’m 29 and just broke up with my gf of a year and 8 months. I truly believed she was the one for me. But it didn’t work out. The good thing is that all of this has led me to find myself in ways and gain a new self respect for myself and boundaries. But I’m sad and she’s moving her stuff out Saturday and I feel like I’ll never love again and no part of me wants to go out looking for it. I just want to do my little things and feel happy
>>33876449Much more of a pretentious, self-absorbed hipster dork than I am now
>>33876445I had to yesterday.
>>33876458Lmao?
>>33876459Well not raw and unprotected...But I had to do some digging with toiletpaper-chan.
>>33876456About what
>>33876453You don't need to think about the future at this moment. Allow yourself to grieve and when you are ready to move on you'll know it.>do my little things and feel happySounds like a good plan.
>>33876453Life’s sucks and then you die
>>33876446What lol, what happened
>>33876463Music, politics, religion, anything. I had a major chip on my shoulder
>>33876434The one with the fridge is better.
>>33876446This wasn't me, I've been playing Xbox the last hour since doing vocarooI can't even see what got posted lmao
>>33876469Why
>>33876474Lots of misplaced anger and a know-it-all attitude
>>33876472Is ladies in underwear really auto censored in the uk?
>>33876472>Adult ContentRetard here. Does that really show up for you or is it edited in?
>>33876479Was it hormones
>>33876472You are a pathologic liar, we all know it's you.
>>33876486I could be a bit kinder to myself and agree, maybe
I really need a femanon to sit in my lap while I work my boring job
>>33876481nta but it's a joke.
>>33876489If I had a work from home bf, I'd be threatening to suck his dick all day.
>>33876489I think I'm gonna go sit in my skeleton's lap and make it hold me. Fuck this stupid earth.
>>33876489Bounce on it
plap
>>33876489>>33876492THIS. Yes.It is almost like u read my diary or something.
>>33876492I work from home and my wife hasn't sucked my dick in almost a year.
>>33876492Would you even dare to do it during a videocall meeting as I try to keep my composure?
>>33876498Lol…
>>33876493Just schlick and chill, you're going crazy recently.
>>33876494right now?
>>33876498Well maybe you need to make your dick more suckable?>>33876499I'm a very sloppy kisser and blower. I wouldn't be able to be subtle enough.
>>33876503just a hop, skip and jump away
>>33876502>recently
>>33876504Challenge accepted.
Mom gyatt
Would you date someone truly pathetic
>>33876517Probably so, and be happy to encourage them to feel less pathetic
Evil demented horrid beast
>>33876517Eh.
>>33876504I keep it shaved and clean, and she knows how much I'm into receiving oral. She just has no libido. I'm just praying it's her birth control and not the fact that we're married.
>>33876521My genitals haven't been called that in a very long time...
>>33876523Just another reason why marrying after 1 or 2 years is a retarded idea. Or not having sex before marriage.How long were you together before marriage?
>>33876521And yet, still cuddly.
>>33876523That makes me genuinely sad. I wish I had someone in my life who was always ready, willing, and available for that sort of thing. I guess it's easy to get complacent and lose appreciation for how privileged you are sometimes.
>>338765272 years.
>>33876480Idk what the pic was but apparently lol>>33876481>Does that really show up for youYes>>33876487I bloody swear it's not lol>>33876491>it's a jokeIt's genuinely not, ask any other UK anons they will vouch for me and can get a screenshot lolAnyway I need to shower and go to work before I'm late but ttyl
>>33876517Yes cause I am tooAbout to go to my bar job drunk af and talk to people about my paranormal encounters and shit
>>33876523So you get none of the benefits of wife but all the extra work and paying for nights out... maybe end it
tfw i know i will never get the chance.thats just life, right?
If I ever date a guy he’s going to be really mad if I never suck his dick right
>>33875355tfw when no flat chested redhead gf to cuddle with me after coming home from work (and after showering of course) life is fucking miserable
>>33876518That doesn’t work
>>33876541I wouldn't say "mad" is likely, but unsatisfied, probably. I'd personally feel undesired, especially considering I'm very enthusiastic about giving her oral attention.
>>33876541He might be pussified enough to not care.
>>33876541Probably
>>33876533Well that was exceptionally retarded.Tell her you are not satisfied anymore and if it's a big enough issue, divorce and don't be as stupid next time.
>>33876541I wouldn't care desu feels kinda degrading anyway
>>33876541Oral is great.He should enjoy kissing your pussy, you should enjoy kissing his dick.>>33876553lmao
>>33876548My idea is also that my pussy would be enough
>>33876547What's the longest uninterrupted length of time you'd be okay with your gf sucking your dick?
>>33876412Last museum I went made me very depressed
>>33876541Tbh, I want to sit on his face and have him eat me and finger my pussy til I fill his mouth with squirt.
>>33876560I did not ask
>>33876558I've no personal time limits, my only concerns would be that her mouth would get sore and she'd need to stay hydrated.
>>33876541Nope. I’d be a little disappointed if you didn’t let me eat you out, though.
>>33876412Which museum?
>>33876465Yeaaaaah you’re right I miss her man
>>33876559same. there was some horrendous blue period pieces on display and it was gut wrenching. literally changed my life after seeing it. was the best night of my life tho, as i was gifted a lovely treasure.
>>33876567I wonder if gay guys know what pussy tatses like
>>33876575I’m sure one or two might. But I stand by my opinion as a not-gay that just penetrative sex and hand stuff is plenty enough with the right woman + I love eating pussy
Plaid skirt femanon
Girls who poopWomen who shit
>>33876579I guess I have body insecurities, and if I think my guy doesn't think my pussy is attractive - 9/10 I am not pressuring him into eating it. I don't get alot of physical touch so honestly I could cum from having my nipples sucked on.
>>33876582It's like a 1 in 1000 pussy that is actually unattractive, despite what you might have heard
>>33876581Ladies use the restroom.
>>33876584*watches pornand actually, I have a cute tucked away innie. but eh
>>33876414I'll try if she answers. She seems traumatized or autistic. I'm not sure she's my type since I have aspd and enough autistic traits to barely function myself. There's no other girl here tho
>>33876534Nice ass, though.
Almost time for my mid morning stroll. What to meditate on today, togies?
>>33876592The scorpion and the frog
>>33876586Yea and I poop in there
>>33876592Misery and loneliness.
>>33876582>I don't get alot of physical touch so honestly I could cum from having my nipples sucked on.That’s insanely hot. I’ve always wanted to do that to a woman, no jokeIf you’re who I think you are, you sound really hot, although I realize that doesn’t just make the insecurities disappear
How come you guys think it’s funny and cute when I’m weird but irl everyone gets mad at me
>>33876599We don't have to deal with more than the intermittent bursts of cringe.
>>33876592The first thing I could think of was the parable of the prodigal son.If that doesn’t entice you, contemplate the concept of mono no aware.
>>33876599Because we can’t see your face
>>33876599I’m also extremely weird irl and fuck up all the time so it’s sort of a game recognize game situation
>>33876603Nerd
>>33876607I’m a guy who spends inordinate amounts of time writing effortposts in good faith on 4chan, yes lol
>>33876590LolI'm late for work but ttyl xx fuck I'm drunk
>>33876608Cute
My sinuses hurt
>>33876610What were you drinking? If it's below 30%, you'll be fine.
>>33876612Thanks + dittoYou’re a very sincere and cute person
No, ladies, just because you stare at me on the bus doesn't mean I'll approach you.
>>33876616No I’m not
>>33876620W/e
I hate having to work, a cute guy like me shouldn't be working :(
I’m a cute guy and don’t hate working, but I am bored at work most of the time. I guess if that’s my biggest problem aside from making shit money that I don’t have much to whine about
The cute guys should kiss
>>33876628Silence fujoAnd stop staring at my ass
>>33876628I lied I'm not actually cute, my ex said I was but I think she just has bad taste in men
>>33875366MDrinking at golden gai in tokyo
>>33876630Bad idea imo since that would kill you, causing yourself to die
Why do women find this irresistible?
>>33875366Mplay doom 3 and watch horror of dracula, the exorcist and jacob's ladder
>>33876630No, you should hate women instead.
>>33876630*krill
>>33876615Just cider and beers this morningHad a cheeky Irish coffee alsoAlmost 3:30pm here and I finish work 9pm so if I save my phone battery I can get a cheeky cider on way home and do vocas and stuff x later my guyI hope I get to talk to some MILFs on the bar though dude that'll brighten up my day a lot (even if they like tower over me and tease me and stuff)FUCK I'M LATE
>>33876636I saw a white kid 18-21 working the McDonald’s drive thru the other day wearing one of those dangly dagger earings, and he of course had permed hairI am an asshole and had to really strain to not smirk at how funny he looked when I saw him
>>33876632Why are you not cute
>>33876639shrimply hillarious
>>33876628I'm cuter than those other guys by a huge margin. I don't think my wife would approve of me kissing anyone, though. Also I'm straight.
>>33876636I have a thing for younger men.
>>33876624Buy multiple apartments. Rent. Profit. Withdraw from society.>>33876648In the end everything is biology. The women thinking you're lesser than them is biology. Your inability to attract and keep one is biology. But what they don't tell you is that most genepools die out in the end or become meaningless or nearly meaningless and that others with similar genes to your own albeit in different proportions and combinations will procreate. Ultimately it all boils down to how comfortable you feel and if you feel like your life is worth it. If not. You re free to die.
>>33876644i dunno I don't think my parents or my brother are ugly but I swear I don't look anything like them, I think it's my eyes personally they're like sunken and I don't like my mouth or my lips or anything really
>>33876648Nope, life is like that scene from pirates of the Caribbean where ye best start believin in ghost stories because yer in oneSuicide is insanely painful and traumatic and would torture your soul regardless of whether or not solipsism is true
>>33876649Nobody was talking to you
>>33876615I'll keep you posted though lmao I'm about 10mins away but I'm fucked dudeIt's half term here in the UK tho which means all the daydrinking MILFS are gonna be out with their kids so it should be a pretty fun shiftUnless my gay manager start taking the pisd then I'll tell him to fuck off (jk I won't do that)Anyway too many dogwalkers here ffs I need to speedrun so ttyl dude xoxo
>>33876651>Buy multiple apartments. Rent. Profit. Withdraw from society.hmm not a bad idea, I need a lot of money first though
>>33876650Younger good looking men who can make you get wet and then are interested in you and pass your shit tests and vetting system*
>>33876652What’s wrong with your lips
>>33876657Oh sheesh you’re in the quantum suicide phase I see
>>33876661they're small, I think, I swear I look different every time I see myself in the mirror, always ugly though, I think I look decent with glasses and long hair though
>>33876654Lol
my gums wont stop bleeding when I brushits over.
I could go for a ciggy right now. Been a decade since I had one
>>33876667You don’t floss
>>33876670Ive been flossing and using an intra-dental brush but my gums have bled for a week now brosis, its really over
>>33875366M church trunk or treat
women, would you date a man with bleeding gums?
Chainsaw Man movie was peak. I almost cried because of how much I fucking hate Makima. Pickleball was also good.But yeah I dunno about this Korean chick. She's a city mouse and I'm a country mouse. She's a cool friend we're just not that aligned outside of hobbies.
>>33876659I'll accept that incorrect accusation rather than the more awful direction you could've made one.
>>33876669https://voca.ro/1aqbLkXZWYX0
>>33875907see >>>/v/724549842Menbros they're trying to change our opinions on nose rings and I think they're winning
>>33876684nice voice
>>33876684Are you walking in snow?
>>33876671Uh oh
>>33876684lol no need to worry anon. I usually have a cup of coffee or just stare out a window or stand outside for a bit whenever the craving creeps back up.
>>33876671Get some anti-gingivitis mouthwash it really works
How do you get over a OF girl you're crushing on?
>>33876682I'm a kind person. I don't usually skin people alive,I shoot them. But when I skin them alive. I make it big
women, what do your armpits smell like right now?
https://voca.ro/1ngrhSzP90Ga
>>33876694>gingivitisI think I got this nowthanks for letting me knowim seeing the dentist in 2 weeks anyway
>>33876619What would you even say to a stranger? I noticed the femcel type (brunettes with glasses) do the staring thing the most.
>>33876695Never had a crush or dated anyone, so no idea. I have zero interest in seeking any romantic relationship.
>>33876701I would smoke a cig
>>33876619That is so funny, because I was actually thinking the exact same thing.
c-can i sit in your lap?
State genderDid you have or had any health complications preventing you from having sex? I may or may not have done dangerous, unprotected sex with a literal street whore. And I may or may not have been railed by a few guys in a gay bar. But now I suffer from problems on both ends, and at least for a few months, I can't have sex.
>>33876706Nothing, unless you actually hate subject that both parties would be interested in that you could follow into "Hey you're kinda cool maybe we should talk again"
>>33876723>hate subjechave a subject*My dumbass can't type.
Having a rough fucking day. Recs on things to do so I don't drink myself into a coma?
https://youtu.be/lWtYbSaGPfQ>I'm making a beautiful wooden chair>With carvings of pretty roses>And a bird in the middle with wings so wide>To hold me when the day closes>A chair low enough so, when by the river>I can reach the water>A chair that is strong so, when time moves along>My days and my years will not matter
>>33876541I would like a girlfriend who likes sucking my dick. But it's not the most important thing in the world.
>>33876730Hallucinate me dying
Women, boners?
>>33876541date a guy like me, I dont care about oral at alldoes almost nothing for me
>>33876726sit in the park, go home, sit in the bath, get out, watch a movie, play a good vidya, get a takeout, coom, call friend/s
>>33876726Ask a girl to cuckold you
>>33876730Isn't that solipsism?
being hugged by a flat woman er..I mean slender woman feels very very nice
>>33876745
GenderHow much does body count matter to you? What's your ideal range, and what's a dealbreaker?
Woman hate general? Woman hate general.
>>33876749realistically there's no deal breaker because women always claim to have a sub 10 body count irl
>>33876749depends on her age, if she's in her early 20s and her body count is 10 or more then that's a problem but otherwise I don't think I care
>>33876750why do women hate generals?
>>33876755their military prowess is simply too much for them
>>33876749MI haven’t thought too hard about my ideal range before. I don’t care too much either way, but I’d probably have much more in common with someone who has slept with ten or fewer people than someone who has slept with more. I’ve only slept with three women before, and I’m 30. My lack of interest wouldn’t even come from a difference in values so much as a difference in lifestyle, if that makes sense.I would be remiss to not mention that taking a woman’s virginity would be a very rewarding experience (I know it is; I lost mine mutually to a woman) but I don’t place any sort of priority on it as far as dating to marry is concerned.
>>33876749I don't care, but I prefer sluts with a body count in the triple digits.
>>33876750I love women, especially my current Instagram crush
we LOVE women here.
>>33875355Isn't it shitty that post but clarity is the easiest way to clear up your mind in order to think more clearly? It's better than exercise, good diet, being in a quit comfortable place. Even sleep. All pale in comparison to getting a good nut off. Now I understand why normies put pussy and/or dick on a pedestal so much and jump through hoops just for the CHANCE to get at it. I wish our monkey brained hormonal brains didn't cause so many of us (myself included) to temporarily think irrationally and make dumb decisions. Has anyone else noticed this? Does anyone else regularly feel kinda like shit only to not care about whatever was bothering you after getting your rocks off?
>>33876749The woman I have a crush on has a body count great than I comfortable, and none of them is me.This is purely hypothetical, but I ever got the chance to be with her I'm not going to let a body count cockblock me from being potentially happy with her.
>>33876762Nyeah that’s right boss.
How big does a cock need to be for you to ride it?
>>33876768>for you to ride it?Like a Chocobo?
>let's meet saturday at X>okay sure! :)>few days pass>hey! Is saturday still good?>message cannot be delivered.what goes through the mind of a woman like this? why the block? Idgi
>>33876761She looks like a mentally Ill crackwhore
>>33876770She found someone better. It's like HR ghosting you after interview.
>>33876769No, like a slut
>>33876769Yes, like a chocobo.
>>33876770>what goes through the mind of a womanGenerally speaking,.nothing.
>>33876772My favourite type and I'm not joking.
>>33875496>>33875500>>33875506>>33875539Nta. Is it really that inconceivable that loser-women exist? How do you know she's not a but ugly hermit? What if she actually wants a long term relationship and doesn't want to be some disease ridden dude's latest pump and dump? There are dudes in this very thread that are like that but you never give them shit for being supposedly "Stacy only" just cuz they don't fuck the first women that looks their direction. Stop being a hurt bitch and jack off if your emotions are making you this stupid and bitter
>>33876777Enjoy your std
>>33876737God yes please.
>>33876780I'm on prep and do regular check ups
my type of women are mentally unstable girls that self harm
>>33876768Big enough that he can actually get it in despite my huge ass.
>>33876781I can post my cock of you want :)
I might die if I don’t get my dick wet soon
>>33876772My type, I'm not joking either
>>33876778>never give them shit for being supposedly "Stacy only" just cuz they don't fuck the first women that looks their directionNTA but this is what's being said about incels, that they aren't interested in the women "who are offering sex to them" when the reality is that even loser women never look their way, never mind Stacies. Loser women apparently would sooner hold out of that same high quality high income guy that everyone else wants whilst maybe having an ONS every few months than actually get into a standard long term relationship.
>>33876789Minotaurs only exist in dark romance novels, fatty.
I remember when I had you, but could you have me?I remember when I helped you, but could you help me?Come on, Stacy, why would you stage it?
>>33876791why are you fags always so desperate?
>>33876792Affirm u_u
>>33876801Adam Lambert? Isn't he gay?
>>33876793M she looks annoying as shit
Oh god, why do I find sluts so attractive? Proper girls never give me as big a boner as a girl with heavy makeup in revealing, slutty clothes. And it's mutual, I was always popular in those circles.
>>33876791Well that's what /soc/ is for, right?
No i LOVE it when I tell people i want a boyfriend and would like advice and they respond “just focus on yourself” It’s SO perfect for me! Why don’t they just keep their mouths shut if they have nothing helpful to say other than shut up and stay alone
>>33876795Fuck you, this as small as my ass can get, and I can't get thinner than 120 pounds.
Fucked up at work again
>>33876810Hey
>>33876804wido - come on stacyhe hasn't made music in ages though
>>33876794>even loser women never look their way, never mind Stacies.The same thing happens in reverse though. Plenty of self proclaimed incels here straight up say they only want stacy-tier women because the ones that allowed us about it are typically also be most entitled, not surprising since most of them are white dudes that think the world owes them a cock sleeve on a silver platter. Where do you think the "women need their right taken away" or "we NEED GOVERNMENT ISSUE GFs NOW" meme comes from? It's not only arrogant white dudes but they make up the majority of outspoken black pill incels. You can't even argue against that being the case here because this place is majority younger-ish to wizard-age white dudes and they dictate the culture. They know they're the highest on the social total poll but it comes to desirability in the dating market so they automatically assume they should be more or less gifted a gf with no effort. I feel bad for the ones that actually put effort in and still getting rejected or fail or things don't go well despite effort. But most of them don't even try. It's not even out of fear or insecurity is just straight up " I am God's gift to humanity" mentality made manifest ". Point is, it's not just "femcels" that are " Chad only". I guarantee you the majority of the black pill dudes here are not only Stacy only but would become turbo man-sluts instantly if they have the chance to they probably COULD if they actually cleaned up their personality a little bit and actually developed a social circle but apparently they're too good for that too. Ugly white dudes get laid all the time so being a white incel beans you're kind of the ultimate failure and they know that, which is why they lash out at anyone else but themselves. Everyone likes them (from a dating and matchmaking perspective) and they STILL squander their advantage because they think they are hot shit just for being white.
>>33876778>Hope she sees this bro
>>33876802>>33876809I'll post it here, do you like it? :)
>>33876818Already taken little bro, but you keep doing you. Regular people do not behave like you do. You creatures only lash out online because that's the only place you can do that
a girl at work touched my shoulder, have I become chad?
>>33876820thats a cucco, retard
>>33876582>if I think my guy doesn't think my pussy is attractive - 9/10 I am not pressuring him into eating it.Describe and I will rate
I'll never recover from her.
>>33876817>everyone lives in a mixed place shitholeGod damn, you're fucking retarded lmao
Girls, how does it feel when a guy cums on your face?
>>33876830>>everyone lives in a mixed place shitholeWhat about that wall of text led you to that interpretation?
>>33876826SHUT UP DON'T RUIN MY JOKE!!!!
>>33876810If I was around you, my advice wouldn't be to focus on yourself. Instead, I'd tell you to focus on me while I focus on every inch of you.
>>33876810I'm here to attempt (read: ATTEMPT) to help. What's the issue?
Do women ever truly
>>33876834The constant blaming of white guys. It's clearly some brown guy projecting his own insecurities lol
>>33875379I have been formulating a theory that someone's holiday preference is dependent on where they grew up. City kids tend to like Christmas the most, whereas suburban kids trend towards Halloween.
>>33876836Vibrating >>33876837You guys give fine advice it’s just anywhere outside of here
>>33876847So you already received good advice then?
>>33876815Every time
>>33876817it's quite funny women women project their standards onto men. the only things the majority of "incels" ask of a woman is>don't be a whore>don't be a bpdemon>don't be morbidly obeseyet women can't even meet those standards.
>>33876842>constant blaming of white guysWell ...yea? Not white guys in general, just the useless failure ones. Who else would constantly cry and moan about Stacy not knowing at their feet for existing?
Femcels aren't real, and there's a simple proof. I would fuck any and all femcels. Is there an equivalent of a Chad like me, a woman who will have sex with any incel? No. Therefore, it's proved.
>>33876850I got a gock in my 'Rari, ayySeventeen shots, no .38I got a gock in my 'RariSeventeen shots, no .38
>>33876850a pistol company that shot itself in the foot?
I wish I was cute :(
>>33876820your cock is CUTE
>>33876848Yes
>>33876851>the only things the majority of "incels" ask of a woman is>>don't be a whore>>don't be a bpdemon>>don't be morbidly obeseThose standards are nothing unique to incels. That's what most reasonable dudes want. What sets incels apart is the constant shouting at the clouds and being angry at the world for their own failures. >yet women can't even meet those standards.Why do you let what you see on the internet alone? Determine how you think the world works or how people act? You automatically do not go outside enough and you weren't bullied enough. We need to bring that back in moderation
>>33876853>Who else would constantly cry and moan about Stacy not knowing at their feet for existing?Where do you see this crying, retard? Where are you from and how old are you? >inb4 you run away like the retarded coward you are now
>>33876860Aww... I wanted to help too :(
Well?
>>33876833>Girls, how does it feel when a guy cums on your face?No clue, want to help me find out?
>>33876863>Where do you see this crying, retard? Where are you from and how old are you? I don't know, half the fucking male posts in these threads (and occasionally from femcels)? You must have never spent a significant amount of time on /r9k/ or the right wing side of Twitter.
>>33876862incels aren't born, they're made. you're victim-blaming.
>>33876866Yes, I've never done it myself but I think I'd really enjoy it.
>>33876866i cant cum
>>33876855>I got White gock in my 'Rari, ayyDo black men really?
>>33876865Does she work for The New Yorker?
women do you really want to be penetrated?
But as an incel I do want a BPD gf
>>33876867>r9k and these threadsYou are actually retarded, this is hilarious. >avoided the country and age questionI knew you were a coward too. Bye, retarded troll.
>>33876865>I caught that damn Beavis and Butthead jerkin off in my toolshed again
>>33876860What was it?
>>33876817So, keep ignoring all of the asian men and black men who are perma-single and instead focus on beating up the white guys because it's trendy to be an insufferable white leftist yourself and hate your own skin color.This whole post of yours is less about inceldom but more about your imagined reality where only white guys can be blackpilled. Maybe go to the online spaces where people talk about their romatic failures and see how many of those guys are actually saying things such "I am God's gift to humanity and I deserver women on a silver plater" because those are like 5 in a hundred incels.Focus on the wrong things, all the time. That will help you see the bigger picture, definitely.
>>33876872No she works for The Jew Porker (me).
>>33876873yes yes yes yes yes. I genuinely think like half of my problems in life would disappear if I got dicked down by a moid. The other 50% would disappear if he married and put a baby in me.
@anti-incel spammer:Post yfw over half of the MRAs are brown and black. Post yfw you want to go debate Myron Gaines, when he comes to your hellhole state, about how entitled white incel men are.
A 50-year-old man cannot meaningfully consent to a relationship with a 22-year-old woman, because his lust is blinding and he becomes too functionally retarded, making the power imbalance too extreme.
>>33876868>VictimNo one did shit to you dude. You just suck in some areas and that's fine. You don't need to be angry at the world all the time. I think you can obviously work to fix them but you don't want to for some reason>>33876875Shouldn't you be somewhere writing a manifesto? >>33876878>So, keep ignoring all of the asian men and black men who are perma-single Entitled retard. No one said they don't exist. Put the majority of dudes blaming women for their lack of play are typically young white dudes. There are obviously black belt black dudes but since. Racist white dudes tend to have an inflated sense of self and ego. They never want to look inward and ask themselves " what am I doing wrong? Where can I improve?". They immediately blame anyone and everyone but themselves. This isn't to say the world doesn't fuck them over in some ways but they think the world's largest bow down to their knees and plop a perfect trad cock sleeve in front of them
>>33876882Ovulation week?
>>33876878these 'people' don't care about men or men's issues. they fundamentally believe men's role in society is to shut up and dig ditches until they die. If a man has emotions, they respond with "how dare you". every single time.
MenCan you tell when a woman is desperate? What gives it away? Does it disgust you?
>>33876887Technically ovulation was last week and now we are mid menstration.
>>33876887This is my state of mind regardless of where I am in my cycle. 26 years of no action will do that to a person.
>>33876882So if we don't have any kids you would be 75% fixed?Sounds good enough to me.
>>33876592guitar, loneliness, blue planet
Any girl with a bodycount over 5 who dates an incel should share him with her girlfriends so that he doesn't miss out on women in general. This prevents FOMO and established a solid foundation for an relationship
>>33876888What "issue"? Not having a cock sleeve on demand? I'm glad none of my friends irl are as useless and pathetic as you.
>>33876885>rejected by society"nobody did anything to you"need I list all the ways government and society is specifically engineered against people like me? or will you dismiss them all out of hand/claim it's my job as a man to suck it up and live with it
>>33876882>The other 50% would disappear if he married and put a baby in me.Future bad mother.
>>33876882you know you just have to leave the house to acquire moid?
>>33876898The government more or less fucks everyone in the ass. You aren't special for that.
>>33876894Pale blue dot would be nice too.Can even imagine somebody playing guitar on the lonely blue planet.
I love you anons :)
>>33876897belittling and demeaning men's emotional turmoil is a good example, because you're exhibiting it right now
>>33876903I hate women.
>>33876884so he is raped because he can't consent?
>>33876898Go jack off, exercise, have a good meal, or some shit to boost your dopamine levels. You are emotionally unwell and or thinking straight. That's why you're angry all the damn time.
>>33876903I love me too!
Female Gooners Must Be Stopped?https://youtu.be/XZ3OPifyQZ8
>>33876893No because the moment I hit 35 if I'm childless I'll become even worse than I already am. I want children more than I want a husband, though ideally I'll get both. >>33876899>Future bad mother.???>>33876900I went outside and my government assigned moid didn't fall out of the sky, what now?
>>33876905why? they're pretty and have nice voices D:
>>33876901>apply for a job>be denied because "we have enough white men already and are required by law to have certain percentage of 'oppressed minority groups'" >>33876907imagine saying this to a depressed and lonely woman
>>33876909>Is our women reading?
>>33876910Uh, well good luck then.
>>33876909you're like a month late for this anon
>>33876900tried that. i even said 'here boy' and made kissy noises.
>>33876903*mwah*
>>33876903Love you too.
>>33876889It depends on what sort of desperation we're talking about. Desperate for money? Love? Sex? All of them have very different answers.
>>33876910any single guy in this thread would at least give you a chance>ew no picrel
>>33876885>angry at the world all the timeREDDIT IS HEREHOLY REDDIT
>>33876891My luteal phase is never that short
>>33876910>I went outside and my government assigned moid didn't fall out of the sky, what now?choose a moid and tell him to follow you to a breeding spot
>>33876911>they're pretty Not all of them.>and have nice voicesNot all of them.
>>33876910>???If you think having kids will make your life better you're too immature to have them.
>>33876889>Can you tell when a woman is desperate?I've never noticed irl, so maybe not>Can you tell when a woman is desperate?no clue>Does it disgust you?Disgust is a strong word. Meh not really
>>33876909ugh this is so hot and im already on 10000x horn levels.
>>33876885Pretty sure most incels blame themselves for being perceived as ugly and fucked up, retard. You're an actual s 00 y leftist from Reddit, go back now.
still miss my scottish ex gf :((((
>>33876718Fuck, they also told me not to masturbate for 3-7 days, but I usually need to do it every 2 hours or have sex. I'm so fucking horny right now, and it's only been 2 hours since the surgery.Has anyone else tried not cumming for that long? What did it feel like, and how did you cope?
>>33876907>You are emotionally unwellNTA but yeah, a lot of people are emotionally unwell for being perceived as the primary enemies by a whole society. For no other reason than being unable to get sex.
>>33876884>because his lust is blindingIf that's true for a 50 year old man, just imagine how blinded by lust and retarded a 22 year old man must be.
>>33876922Mine is. An entire period lasts Tues - Tues. Start dry and end dry. I also freebleed and track, nonhormonally.
>>33876930When i was a teen i almost got an online scottish gf for quoting "Hey faggot, i've come to take your Pikachu" from psychipebbles' Pikamon video
>>33876932Try thoroughly distracting yourself with your hobbies. That's usually the only way I go 3+ days without exploding.
>>33876920I would not, because I would never want to have children.
Girls would you rather have a slave boyfriend or a king boyfriend?
>>33876932Masterbate on my lunch break
>repeatedly kick dog from the time it was a puppy"golly why is it so scared and aggressive all the time? must just be a bad dog. needs better training"
>>33876904I'm not belittling men's turmoil. I'm belittling YOUR irrationally hateful attitude. YOU. IN PARTICULAR. YOU SUCK. Not men in general. YOU. Have some humility and work on your flaws. Have you even tried to do that? Why don't you tell me what you've done in order to help your situation? >>33876912> Job market is ass. Fucking literally everybody because corporations are greedy bastards >White incel dork gets denied a job>"BRO THE WORLD IS LIKE HECKEN ANTI WHITE N SHIEET I AM THR ONLY GROUP THAT SUFFERS WHY DOING YOU SHED TEARS FOR MEEEEE???">imagine saying this to a depressed and lonely womanI do actually. Routinely. And she appreciates that I do that because I don't tell her what she wants to hear. I tell her when she's not thinking clearly so she doesn't make stupid decisions. And she does the same to me. You need friends like that. Not yes men that just tell you what you want to hear and let you make bad decisions or make fools out of yourself. See pic rel.
>>33876885I take it white people should suicide, then? That's your solution. No matter what they do, they're part of 'the entitled race' and therefore being single isn't something they should be allowed to complain about (if they're CIS white males, of course - the worst 'human' to ever exist).
>>33876937interesting, I got mine by making a degenerate post about smells
She thinks I’m fun
>>33876920I've added men from 4chan before. But they're all too far away from me so it never goes anywhere. I would 100% date an anon if they lived nearby me, but I'm tired of adding random men online, talking for a few weeks, then it dying off because there's no way it realistically works out. Now how do I find these desperate incels within an hour bus ride from me? >>33876926So it'd be better if I were one of those parents who never wanted kids and resents them? If you think you'll be miserable after having children, you shouldn't have them. Yes, raising kids is hard, but any good parent believes the good outweighs the bad. If you don't think that, don't have kids.
>>33876939Plenty of us don't want to have children either.
>>33876947I do too
>>33876946oh and because I mentioned I moan
>>33876942Entitled white women would unironically use shock collars on people, like their e-celeb leftie heartthrob Hasan does on dogs.
>>33876943you don't know me. the only bad person here is you, the person acting like fully half the population's emotions don't matter and that they can simply bootstrap themselves out of a lifetime of bad social experiences.
>>33876929>Pretty sure most incels blame themselves for being perceived as ugly and fucked up, retard.But maybe the case but perception is reality. When a loud minority kicks and screams and cries and blames everyone else, you guys end up being perceived as all being entitled. Blame the loud minority for making it harder for the rest of you.
>>33876889>Can you tell when a woman is desperate?Yes.>What gives it away?She's talking to me.>Does it disgust you?To paraphrase Groucho Marx: "I wouldn't date any woman who would have me."
>>33876947you better run
>>33876950!
>>33876933>perceived as the primary enemies by a whole society. No, you aren't. And you can't even logically prove that either. You're just catastrophizing because you're depressed.
>>33876948where do you live?
>>33876946>>33876951scottish women are strange
>>33876948>But they're all too far away from meDo you live at the South Pole or something? I assume you're American.
>>33876949Yeah, but for me it's a deal breaker if she wants them. Hence why I told the incel he is wrong.
>>33876957I’m doomed hehe
>>33876938>3+ daysSoon I'm going to have surgery that will prevent me from using my cock for at least a month. I feel like my balls are going to explode and the cum is going to fill my brain. Even before this, a week was the longest I'd ever gone without it, and by the end I was so horny I was ready to fuck a dog.
>>33876945>I take it white people should suicide, then? No one said that. Stop using your own suicidal ideations to put words in my mouth. I said you need to identify your flaws and find ways to fix them.
WomenCan you tell when a man is horny? What gives it away? Does it disgust you?
>>33876955point to one single post in this thread where a "incel" unironically said he was entitled to anything other than basic human decency.you are creating strawmen in your head to justify your own biases against men. you are an evil person.
>>33876968I don't have to do anything, you're giving unsolicited advice.
>>33876963after we got all the degenerate shit out of the way we found out we have very similar tastes and she liked all the stuff I showed her, talking to her was very easy, never felt like this with any other woman, she was really really cute too, man I miss her
>>33876954You seem to suck at reading. I'm not saying all dudes or all whites are bad. Just you in particular. You, specifically. And people like you.
Friend's freaking out thinking this girl doesn't like him when she's sending him good morning texts and both times she's canceled she's had valid reasons and has put an effort to reschedule each time. She chipped her tooth and has to go to the dentist on their most recent reschedule and now he's like "well if she cancels on me 3 times I will give up on her" even though you know, it seems more likely that she's just had the worst streak of luck in the following week. Women, how do I get him to calm the fuck down?
>>33876962>>33876964Canada. Few times I've talked with Canadian anons, they're still over an hour away and I don't drive so with the added issues of public transit, it becomes unrealistic.
my friends told me I give of "shotasub" vibes
>>33876971>I don't have to do anythingExactly. That's the mentality that holds you back
>>33876960https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incel>described as terrorists and political extremists by multiple governmental and NGO groups
>used to be an incel>memed about girls not caring about STDsFirst time I get laid with a girl she says she has HPV and my horny ass fucks her raw>Memed about girls being pickyI turned down couple of nice girls for being chubby>Memed about women not recognising psychopathsGot dunked and ghosted by the HPV girlAnd now I'm lonely and sad. Fuck my stupid moid life
>>33876980Why are you friends with shotacons
>>33876979shit
>>33876970See >>33876970Stop treating yourself like you're some endangered species or marginalized minority that needs special attention or some shit.
>>33876966and coomed
>>33876974I repeat. you don't know me. now answer the question >>33876970
>>33876981I don't care about your platitudes. I'm saying that you're a brainrotted leftist retard who hates entire groups of people and xhe doesn't even know why, xhe just needs an enemy.
>>33876985they're not though, well I'm not sure about one particular friend but the other ones are not.
>>33876990At least I’m not groomed or zoomed or peepee poomed
>>33876987>can't name onelol >>33876982 it's not imagined at all, governments explicitly say I'm societal menace because women don't want me.
I wish I had been raped when I was a little boy (by a woman in case that wasn't clear)
>>33876994Wtf are they doing saying that shit about then lol
>>33876979>Trying to meet people over the internet>An hour away is too farJust meet people in real life then.>I don't driveSo learn? Probably 90% of your problems would be fixed by being able to drive.
>>33876982Pointing out that one of you ended up going on a shooting spree =\= calling ALL of you terrorists. That's like saying because I happen to mention that Epstein is a white dude that means I'm. Calling ALL whites child fucking pedos>>33876991>>33876996I literally gave you an example here, retard-kun:>>33876987>>33876993I despise YOU, not groups of people. You are a hateful worm. A creature not worthy of pitty because you aren't hateful to others.
>>33876995my first thought to rhyme was groomed, but it wouldn't work out lol
>>33876998because I've said shit in the past about liking older woman
>>33876979Nta. You must not have a license if you think an hour for a hang-out is far away.
>>33877001imagine being this bad faith
I look like this, and I'm 5'7". Will any woman like me, or should I go for guys?
>>33877004Pssh, they’re being weird or just using the word shota bit carelessly
women can you do this with your pussy? >>33877006
>>33877008n-no they're using it correctly.... I've said some weird stuff too that's why they said that.
It would be scary as fuck if they could do that
>>33877000>Just meet people in real life then.How do I do that? I started taking Japanese classes in my area in hopes of meeting people, but all my classmates were woman. >So learn? I'm of the opinion that less people should be on the road, not more, and I definitely am not the type of person who should be trusted to operate a 3000lbs death machine>Probably 90% of your problems would be fixed by being able to drive.Driving won't suddenly manifest a man who's interested in me. >>33877005>You must not have a license I literally said in the post that I don't drive.
how come there are penis monsters but no pussy monsters in media?
>>33877001You keep escalating your attacks. You're a hateful little troll, aren't you?
>>33877007if you even consider men an option you're already on your way to wearing programming socks
>>33877001>A creature not worthy of pitty because you aren't hateful to others.Not everyone is a hater and a closeted bigot like you. Go suck Hasan's hairy unwashed cock.
>>33877014everyone loves vaginas, but no one loves penises
>>33876997>I wish I had been raped when I was a little boyI've actually had this fantasy too, but not just with women.
>>33877013>I'm of the opinion that less people should be on the road, not more, and I definitely am not the type of person who should be trusted to operate a 3000lbs death machineSounds like you're just rationalizing your fear of driving.>Driving won't suddenly manifest a man who's interested in me.No, but it'll allow you to go to places where you might find one.
I hate women.
>>33877015notice how it says "I just want the same basic respect women get" is 'entitlement'. It speaks volumes to just how much it hates men. Misandry is a societal epidemic
>>33877019you're not supposed to love the penis monster though
>>33877016Beggars can't be choosers. If I could live happily with an army of simps as a femboy, why not?
Swiss, can you stop?
;-;
>>33877021I think it's because I was molested as a kid and almost raped so I cope by fantasizing about a woman doing those things to me instead of a man
>>33876987>>>33876970>See >>33876970What did he mean by that?
i think women should show off their pubes more often. Agree?
>>33877027swiss?>>33877028IT HIM!!!!
>>33877032Not really, but I do want to look at specific girl pubes
uoh
>>33877032I will never delete that picture of my ex's (blonde) pubes (and visible wet cunt)
>>33877032Agreed
ew guys genitalia, seriously?
Already cried today
>>33877036You don’t feel weird keeping that kind of shit around? I’ve deleted every nude exes have sent me
Dutch women are hot, but wtf is this??
>>33877039Rods and holes, yes
>>33877032I like it when a girl is completely shaved.
>>33877041I can't, I don't even look at her pictures but I don't want to lose them forever the only way I can live is knowing they're there.
>>33877036>I will never delete that picture of my exWhat if you get married and your wife finds the picture?
>>33876993The irony oozing from this is astonishing.
>>33877040Sorry anon.
>>33877047>le ironyExcellent response that took you 15 minutes
>>33877039I like it when the female genitalia gets all gooey and I like inserting mine long thick hard and warm genitalia inside the gooey woman genitalia
>>33877039How big is your clit?
>>33877047TrulyI’m tired of your platitudes, says someone who speaks like a nu-4chan magnetic poetry set
>foid lives in a place with terrible public transport>too cowardly to get a driver's licence>Expects for a guy to put himself in her immediate vicinity without her having to do anythingSuch entitlement.
>>33877046bold of you to assume I will ever get over my ex, I'm seriously considering suicide because she left me
>>33877044dog shit taste
>>33877030You know what? I think I was born a manwhore. My female classmates constantly hugged me, rubbing their chests on me and jumping on me. And I was happy about it and groped them back.
>>33877044This poster prefers hair, trimmed as little as necessary
>>33877047>oozinghnnnngggg
>hate going to work>start thinking about work as self harm>I start enjoying it>I'm basically getting payed to self harmit's that easy guys!
>>33877048It’s okay I feel better now
>>33876599are you ugly?
>>33877049I'm very obviously not the person who you replied to.Quite being so autistic.>leAbsolute reddit-core.
>>33877057the only time a classmate hugged me was because she was using me to make her boyfriend jealous :(
>>33877040did something bad happened or you just woke up?
>>33877063That’s good. What’s for lunch?
>>33877061I'm not jerking off yet.I got a plumber here for another few minutes.
>>33877053Wanting to date someone in the same town as you is entitled now? I've tried with guys who live further away but they always end up ghosting me and the distance means there's nothing I can do about it. I just want someone who can actually become a part of my day to day life. They always get too swept up with irl stuff to remember to talk to me, so I want to actually be a regular part of their irl life.
>>33877056>>33877060Clean-shaven girls in those kinds of underwear are the best.
>>33877062I'm not a masochist.
>>33877066>I'm very obviously not the personConsider using a trip so that I can finally filter you.
>>33877001>I literally gave you an example here, retard-kun:>>>33876987Lel>You are a hateful worm. A creature not worthy of pitty because you aren't hateful to others.MKG tier spergout
>>33877074>Wanting to date someone in the same town as you is entitled now?If you're weird and you don't live in a big city the odds of someone else living there you'd be compatible with are low. Learn to drive.
>>33877077I get the appeal, but hair is so much hotter to me, even under lace. Especially under lace
Femanons left to go shlick, i think
>>33877079lolIf you are this easily triggered, then 4chan is not the place for you.
Men have you ever had a moment like this IRL?If not, how would you react to it if it did happen?
>>33877082Well, maybe it's because I grew up on JAV and hentai. But to me, shaven equals slut. And I like sluts so much.
>>33877044That or trimmed is a must.Don't care for legs and arm hair though, since I'm not eating those out.>>33877077It's so slutty, I love it.
>degenerates can talk about pubes and no one bats an eye>if someone talks about horse girls they're branded a furry or a horse fuckerWhy is it like this?
>>33877087why am I looking at another man penis in the first place
>>33877084>If you are this easily triggered, then this subreddit is not the place for you.
>>33877087Technically yes? When i was in high school a guy grabbed my crotch and joked about me having a small cock and everyone laughed.
>>33877087What would be the equivalent, her removing massive padding and pushups?I personally like boobs of all sizes though.
>>33877024What basic respect do you not get? >>33877018>Random irrelevant e-celeb thrown into the convo>>33877013>I literally said in the post that I don't driveWhy not?
>>33877064Yes
>>33877090Uma girl pubeshnnngggg
>>33877093Were they correct?
>>33877095>>I literally said in the post that I don't drive>Why not?WHY NOT? ARE YOU A LOSER INCEL?t. anti-incel spammer
>>33877091>>33877094I meant if the girl you were about to have sex with GAVE you that look and line.
>>33877014Anything that eats or engulfs you is a pussy monster
>>33877071Nothing
>>33877101idk maybeI'm only 5.5". And a grower...
>>33877087I don't have a monster cock, just an average one (6/5). But I have the kind of penis that's extremely small when flaccid and grows significantly when hard. Since it looks very tiny when soft, I often get it called cute and surprised stares from girls who didn't know this type of cock existed.
>>33876749FIt matters somewhat, I wouldn't date a manwhoreDouble digits at 25 is a pretty big red flag
>>33877105Have breakfast, at least? I’m just having a snack for lunch.
>>33877014https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina_dentata
>>33877103That wasn't really clear.But anyway, my dick is fine so it never happened so far.
>>33877078well I am :) also I hate myself
>>33876810Just bee yourself ;)>>33876873Yes definitely absolutely
>>33877113>gaping vaginaThe last fuck.
>>33877103I have no idea to be honest, maybe plap her more angrily
I hate
>>33876749MI used to think it matters but it really doesn't. I'll date anyone, desperation is helluva drug
>>33877110>Double digits at 25 is a pretty big red flagWhat about my triple digits at 27? I thought girls don't care about purity much.
>>33877087no I had the opposite actually (felt pretty good ngl)>>33877113oh right how could I forget about that cute little guy
>>33877122MYou’re a huge slut my man
>>33877112I’m not hungry What are you eating
Girls, would it be a dealbreaker if a guy is fat enough for this to happen when his wrist isn't straight?
I love starving myself, I love the feeling of my stomach trying to eat itself :) food is bad, stay away from food! food makes me anxious!!!
>>33877130this is a deal breaker for me when it comes to women
>>33877127Had a little bowl of that cheesy/caramel popcorn. Bout to make a second cup of coffeeWeather’s so nice here today. Chilly but sunny
>>33876749MIdeally zero, three is a dealbreaker, but only because I am myself a virgin. If my bodycount increases, my range would also increase.
>>33877120Same.
>>33877120Very Rammstein of you.
>>33877124Porn, hentai, and seeing my mother fucked by two random guys when I was 9 or 10 really melted my brain.
Women of /atoga/What do you think of the other recurring, long-standing /adv/ thread?
>>33877124He's a chad, no ordinary man could sleep with that many women. He's a GOD
>>33877132you should get help who wouldn't want a doctor as an acquaintance and friend they are the top of society.
>>33877151I'm only eating once a day because I got a job and I start feeling pretty weak and dizzy if I don't eat but I hate having to eat! I wish I didn't have to eat I don't want to get fat again
>>33877130>>33877137Everyone has creases when they bend their wrists.
>>33877154I don't, not like picrel at least, I think anon meant when the skin folds on the sides of your wrist whatever you call that part
>>33877153there are multiple qualifiers you can be healthy and then there is unhealthy and only the doctor can decide that since they have the training.
>>33877042I don't speak a word of dutch yet I can understand probably about half of that
Gender Have you had gay sex? MxM or WxW?
>>33877158I won't feel healthy until my stomach is flat and my ribs visible, right now I feel like a pig
I oughta make soup or chili or pot roast soon
>>33877157>I don't, not like picrel at least,Well I do, and I'm pretty skinny.
>>33877161Why are you asking, faggot?
>>33877162Okay but your making your body weak and your mind might become weak as well.
>>33877161MI like being bi. Dunno why some guys don't want to explore the intense pleasure you get from a dry anal orgasm.
>>33877139That sounds good and nice
My moid has the photo of me in lace legwear and he still hasn't viewed it
>>33877172>My moidStopped reading there. Happy for you or sorry that happened.
>>33877172Is he retarded
>>33877164M or F?
Girls, would you be upset if you found out your boyfriend of a year had secret security cameras in every room of his home and he never told you?
>>33877166my mind is stronger than ever, last year this would've been impossible for me, I was too weak to resist food
How hard is it to go from moobs to pecs?
These white latinas are making me wanna race mix, bros..
>>33877172Post it here, we won't be as slow
>>33877164FAT HE'S FAT EVERYBODY POINT AND LAUGH AT HIM
>>33877184who, I need examples
>>33877168It is. I’m dying to go camping or hiking soon
State genderDo you think it's weird/sad/creepy when people over the age of 20 play Roblox?
Women, do you have a fwb? How often do you meet up for sex?
>>33877192MNo
>>33877192FI do with my nieces and then they love me because I know what Frogge is
>>33877184I knew a blonde white latina, I think she was adopted though
>>33877192M, 30I think it’s a little weird. I’m still kind of blindsided by the realization at how popular that game actually is. I used to see banner ads for it all the time in the 2000s but never met anyone who played it.
>>33877191Me too
>>33877180This might sound strange but strength of mind is making other people happy and focusing on them no matter how annoying, mean or rude they can be to you. See a doctor and make your family and the world happy instead of hyper focusing on it. Also they can only give you a set amount of therapy sessions because the demand is so high. So get yourself checked out.
>>33877189No, she’s my future wife
>>33877192MaleWhen I was a kid I used to troll on Roblox and be racist. Probably can't do that now.
>>33877192MNo idea what Roblox is.
>>33877200It’s been ages since I last did it. I tried to get my dad to go out to Joshua Tree with me the last time I visited, but he just wanted to sit around and drink lol
>>33877192MDepends on if you play it for somebody younger like >>33877197, which is fine.Or if you play it as an adult on your own, that is just incredibly sad.
>>33877195>Women, do you have a fwb? How often do you meet up for sex?I wish
GenderWhy do some people suddenly want to have a family and kids? I'm going to hit 30 in a few years, and the only thing I seek is pleasure
just jorked to a dojin about a retarded 7 year oldama
>>33877195No. Just one bf (who is cheating on me) and ideally i could sex two or three times a day.
I want to fuck femanons so badly.
>>33877220Which ones bruther
It’ll be a cold day in hell the day I take an L
>>33875435atoga, do all femanons look like that?
Quit your job. Take the next 25 years off to get pregnant and be a mom.
>>33877226No, they are mostly quite skinny, pale if white from the years of hikki neeting.
>>33877228No one wants a woman who doesn’t work not even rich trads
>>33877226I hope not
>>33877221The one reading this <3
>>33875435fuck ass bob
>>33877230Need
>>33877179I don't think I'd be upset, it's his house, after all. But I'm also a degenerate and get turned on by the thought of being watched without being aware of it.>>33877192F. No. I don't play roblox but I play other kids games, so it'd be hypocritical of me to judge. >>33877228Where do I find a man who will let me stay home, pump out babies, and be a full-time mom?
If I go camping alone will god strike me down for being cringe
>>33877192roblox players did create some peak artI-I-I don't take advice from fucking children(We all die, and I hope I'm dying soon)I feel like I'm Travis Scott because I am the highest in the room
>>33877221All of them. Just imagine femanons lined up on the bed, and I'll go creampie each one in order.
>>33875453Why are you still here, then? Why waste both of our time?
>>33877201but I don't have anybody in my life to make happy, not anymore :(
>>33877228That's my plan
>>33877215was it shotacon stuff? what's the name?
>>33877205Is it cold there
I have a 6.2 inch penis but no foid to share it with life is pain :(
>>33877250Then you work to make people happy in the future anyway get checked out that would at least stop me and atoga from worrying
I got banned from my home board
You *are* mythologizing every aspect of every happening in your life, right, anons?
>>33877253Never seems to get too cold, no. It was real mild last time I visited in the fall.But his place there is nice at least. Has a couple chickens, an avocado tree and some fruits and veggies that the landlady maintained until he moved in
>>33877262Damn. Which one?
>>33877257Share it with me, sweetie.t. bi moid
>>33877261oh I didn't know you guys worried about me, I'm sorry :(
>>33877265Only the important ones
>>33877232why not? Sydney is the most attractive woman of all time
How does it feel to cum on a girl's face?
>>33877268why is it always moids that want me and not foids :(
Parents might finally be going down full SNAFU they'll go homeless before I do and sorry but then genuinely I just refuse to go down with the ship even though my mom says she's willing because everyone we owe cash to is a sneaky jew monopoly owner etc. I will try to apply to as many career related jobs as I can, even working janitor jobs at relevant places but if that fails genuinely what do i do and short of killing brown people over seas for 6 years what is a job that requires no paid training that you can do to save yourself quick. Because at the moment honest to god I am fucked and have to admit: tried nothing.I don't need your gender, optional, etc, though it might help to put (probably hired for being a woman/DEI hire etc)What I do need is to hear from people here who have actually gone through this>first job>what it was>how you got it>rent and budgeting in the area you lived>how hard it was>how did you make it through the stormAnd I'll take any suggestion, lifting 50lbs of bricks over my head daily or cleaning rat carcasses out of sewers but I just can't take it anymore.I'm sorry for interrupting your horny posts and gender wars but I genuinely need help.
>>33877267M /hm/
>>33877273same as ejaculating anywhere else I assume
>>33877252loliconBreeding A Retarded Little Angel, by kerenohas an incest harem omake, too
>>33877281oh, I'm not into lolicon stuff, I like shotacon because I imagine I'm the shota
>>33877266Sounds very nice
>>33877271she is not
>>33877273MFairly pornbrained. Cumming on butts, chests and tits is more enjoyable.
>>33877273Hot if she is a cum slut nothing worse when I girl just do it just because
>>33877273Kinda kinky, either she really loves your cum or she wants you to feel powerful
>>33877273Waste of what could have been a good creampie.
>>33877269I have ran out of advice but I still strongly encourage you to make medical friends they are the best.
'It will only hurt a little.' It hurts as fuck, and it still hurts. Why can't surgeons be honest about this?
>>33877285It is. There’s a little lending library full of kids books and a bouncy horse out front on the curb, too. It’s adorable
>watch CSM because normie friend recommends it to me>it features my exwhat the fuck is this psyop
>>33877292Speak for yourself. I love if she looks a little sad.
when I was a kid I realized I wasn't happy because of harry potter, remember that one spell that works by focusing on a happy memory or something like that? yeah that's when I realized I had no happy memories only sad ones :(I was 8
>>33877298Remember to bring your actual ex to watch the Chainsaw Man movie!
>>33877286she clearly is
>>33877087No, I've always been told its big. but it could just be dirty talk
>>33877302boring hoe
>>33877296What hurt? I only started feeling pain on the second day of recovery after the fent wore off.
>>33877296because if they're honest you'll get nervous and make things worse for everyone
>>33877087No, only the opposite reaction
>>33877296Whatever they are doing will only hurt even more if you are tense and (even more) stressed, plus you will literally notice/feel more pain once you expect it. While it might not be technically true I can see why it might still seem the better option to soothe your patient as much as possible, even if that means downplaying it deliberately.
>>33877295thanks anon, I appreciate it :)
gentlemenkiss your sister, on the lips
>>33877314ewno
>>33877087My hot water was out one day, and my then gf peeped on me while I was taking a cold shower. She laughed and said it was tiny, but it didn’t really bother me. I’ve only ever been told it was big otherwise, too big for her, ironically.
Girls, would you date a guy who is extremely nice to servers and always tips well, but is extremely rude to every government employee he's forced to interact with?
>>33877315sisters deserve brotherlovers
>>33877306not a single healthy XY thinks that. she's a gift. we need to clone her
>>33877307>What hurt?I overestimated myself a bit and ended up with a severe case of hemorrhoids. So the doctor did a rubber band ligation and said not to masturbate until the pain is gone, which could take 3-7 days. He also mentioned I'd need to do this procedure two more times, with a 3-week interval between each.t. bi moid
>>33877314I don't have a sister
>>33877322She looks like at least five different random girls I went to high school with
>>33877271for a celebrity she's pretty ugly, for a random girl yeah she's decently cute, not my type however
>>33877324cousin then
>>33877297What else
holy shit I need some sunlight, I'm not supposed to be white
long ass extended weekend ahead, what do atoga?>>33877286No sidney slander allowed ITT
>>33877331they're all pretty cute, which one should I kiss?
>>33877323Wtf...
>>33877216Damn, I'm so sorry
>>33877337This really is a 10 for me. There's other varieties of 10s as well. A girl can be a 10 and look nothing like this. But man she's attractive.
>>33877337too bad shes BBC only :(
>>33877337genders, what would you do if sydney got into american politics and went for being hitler 2.0?
Women why do you want to kill all men?
if my gf cheats on me, she's dead she'll be tied up in my basement and be raped until she's almost dead then I'll nurse her back to health then rape her again until she's almost dead again I'll do that over and over and over then I'll leave her in that dark basement to rot :3
>>33877337Hiking through a river valley, looking at some fortress.
>>33877275You need to look at what you offer. That can be stuff you wouldn't think of right away as marketable. I have a bachelor's and master's degree but the only field where those would matter is one I need practical work experience for first so I'm stuck in that loop. But I'm a fast typer and make next to no mistakes in my first language, I worked call center jobs for years so I can answer the phone well and easily feel/ask out what a person really wants, how urgent it is, find the right tone for them to feel heard and summarize what happened quickly.This alone has gotten me a secretary job at a small civil law firm and once there, I was able to learn and do more and more and my salary was raised to the point I now earn what could sustain a family where I live (3200 euros/month, rent all in is 900 shared with my partner).If you have skills like being punctual and organinzing well, connecting quickly and pleasantly with different people, writing/typing well, you could try your luck with any small company looking for a secretary/assistant and find a place where there is obviously more work to be done that you might be able to cover.If you share your own work experience/educational background I can be more specific. I would not opt for manual labor if you can avoid it, it's one thing to do and enjoy it for some time but another for your body to handle it well over prolonged time so then you would only delay the problem. Plus the risk that you burn out from it fast.
>>33877347Does she take ABC? (Average Black Cock)
>>33877332Hmm… the chicken coop has a little tunnel that lets them run around the garden. There’s a stray orange cat that hangs around sometimes.It’s around Koreatown in LA. Surprisingly quiet and cozy over there
>>33877216LOOOOL Chadlet got you huh
>>33877341Yeah, all in all, it will be 12 weeks until I'm able to receive anything in my bussy again. Not to mention, soon I'll need to have surgery on my cock, which will leave me with another 4-5 weeks without sex or masturbation. I'll probably go crazy from sex deprivation and start randomly humping the air.
>>33877356I wish I had chickens
Women, why do you push little children with your fully automatics? Why do you like to push the weak around?
>>33877265>>33877270This, I used to with everything but ended up feeling it's kind of a coping mechanism for being "down" with whatever happens because you fall in love with the dramatic spin you give to it in your head. Which makes it harder to just make clear choices about what you want in your life instead of just being fully immersed and rolling with the waves.
>>33877359>Not to mention, soon I'll need to have surgery on my cockWhy?
>>33877363I got that reference. love that song
>>33877358im still crying about it
>>33877369Girl I told you a whore will always be a whore and yet you kept gloating about him
>>33877361I want them too, once I’ve settled down with someone. They make half decent pets aside from the free eggsA family friend had one that’d always hop up on his lap whenever he’d hang out on the porch at home lol
>>33877368based Armenia enjoyer
Life would be so much easier if I was turned into minced meat on the eastern front
>>33877374Aw but did he eat them my family don’t treat theirs like pets at all
>>33877375favorite SOAD album?
>>33877366>Why?circumcision
>>33877380based meth enjoyer
>>33877386what??I'm very confused now
>>33877369>>33877372There's nothing wrong with polyamory or open relationships. You shouldn't be so possessive and just have fun. Humans aren't meant to be monogamous, we get too much pleasure from sex for that.
>>33877391you deserve to get chained in the rape dungeon >>33877352
femanon can i be your parasocial bf?
My sinuses hurt so badly
Girls, how sloppy is a blowjob when you're giving it?
>>33877379I think he did eat some, but he was really only keepin em around for eggs from what I understand. I remember him being pretty sad when that one died of natural causes. Dude’s a sweetheartThat’s still cool though. I didn’t actually grow up with any livestock or anything, myself. The chickens just fell into my dad’s lap recently
>>33877380>Early SOADDefinitely the first albulm>Later SOADProbably Hypnotize since soldier side was one of my favourite songs>>33877386That wasnt me lol
>>33877396put something warm on your face, that helps for me sometimes
>>33877395yeah, but then it wouldn't be one-sided>>33877396what happened??>>33877398wtf do people mean by sloppy
>>33877391It would bring me immense pleasure if you disappeared forever posthaste
>>33877396You take anything yet? Theraflu or something similar always seems to be the cheat code for me
>>33877394Hey, I'm just telling the truth. Monogamy is just a religious concept. I have no idea why atheists follow it. So it's not cheating, it's being true to who you are.
women would you date a man who is easily manipulated?
>>33877407I really hope people that think like you die of AIDS
>>33877404>wtf do people mean by sloppyA ton of gagging and spit.
>>33877391I agree, this is why men should convert to Islam and take multiple wives.
*sloppy make out session with femanon*
>>33877396warm up some water, mix a bit of non-iodised salt into it, and gently pour it through your nose
>>33877413well possibly, if you push it too deep>>33877409balances out>>33877412nta and not undermining your point but i had a stroke reading that
You ever notice how hedonists always speak in absolutes and root their arguments in some anti establishment nonsense? It’s never “this is for me” but always “THIS IS THE NATURAL ORDER”
>>33877399I hope you get some eggs
women are you aroused by male nipples?
>>33877421>hedonistthe last time i heard that word was in a manifesto>>33877418eh?
You're not winning. I already beat you.
>>33877428>eh?lots of kissing and drooling and you sticking your tongue down my throat
>>33877420>balances outwhat do you mean?
>>33877424I had a couple last time I was there. But yeah I hope I meet a cute girl to feed chickens with.
>>33877420What if I want to push it too deep many times?
>>33877429Lmao
>>33877426Not in themselves, they can look pretty or cute but the sight alone does not arouse me. First guy I was with had insanely sensitive nipples and loved having them licked and as a result I was very focused on them too and found it very hot to play with them too.
>>33877429>t.guy who lost
>>33877429*teleports behind you*you're already dead...you got 5 seconds left...
NOOOOOOOO YOU CANT REPLY TO MY REPLY CHAIN WITHOUT STATING NTA NOOOOOOOO
>>33877385Why?
>>33877441My favorite is NAYRT because I read it as if it were a word every time
I'm not gonna cry, I'm not gonna cry, I'm not gonna cry.....I'm...not.... ;(((
>>33877430i dont think id do that lols>>33877432it probably has a lot to do with me being a social anxiety fag in person>>33877434i'm gonna end up throwing up and then crying
>>33877447>i dont think id do that lolsyou're no fun :(
>>33877447If my cock was stationary and I wanted you to go deep, could you do that without throwing up if you were in control?
>>33877449i could try for u
>>33877445Why you crine
>>33877421You raise a fair point about the tone, but the reason it often sounds so absolute is that, on a biological level, it is a fundamental truth. Our primal nature is most transparently revealed through our innate desires, which operate beneath the veneer of society. The "upper-level" concepts: morality, law, social contracts - often function as a system of repression, a concept famously articulated in Hobbes' Leviathan, where order is imposed to control our raw, human state.This isn't merely a philosophical stance, it's a pattern observable in history. A significant number of the most brilliant minds, from philosophers like Democritus to scientists, have espoused hedonistic or epicurean principles. It seems that a heightened intellect often correlates with a stronger urge to interrogate and fulfill one's authentic desires, rather than blindly adhering to a societal "protocol." So, when someone declares this the "natural order" they are not necessarily being dogmatic, but rather pointing to a deep-seated biological and historical precedent that society has spent millennia building walls against.
>>33877451is it ok if I moan while we kiss?
>>33877450probably, but it wouldn't be as deep as you'd imagine
>>33877456As long as you're doing your best I'd be happy.
>>33877433I hope you do that sounds fun
>>33877455its goving gay vibes but oh well>>33877457aww :)
>>33877454All this to say you want an excuse to be an animal. You’re like an ouroborous that oozes toxic gas. Intellectualize it all you want, if most people don’t adhere to it, you aren’t some brilliant mind unwrapping a suffocating societal lie, you’re a selfish person, without even touching on the ethos of chastity and the nobility of abstinence. Also anime girl reaction = fat loser
>>33877452I'm lonely :( and I had a dream about my ex :((((
women would you ever actually put a penis in your mouth?
>>33877458Real fun, yeah. I hope you get your own chicken guy as well.
>>33877460Honestly even if you just licked it and slapped it against your face that would be enough as long as you were enthusiastic.
>>33877460>its goving gay vibes but oh wellwhat why? since when is it gay to moan?
>>33877377She's so hot
>>33877464I never have but I probably would as a joke
fellasnever let her see it soft
>>33877470I would be laffin
>>33877466Are you mad at me
>>33877474Why?
>>33877470>as a jokei would cry
>>33877474she saw it soft, she said it was cute.
>>33877474I know...
>>33877476No, honest. I’m just being a bit coy maybe.
>>33877482You have seen all my most embarrassing thoughts and posts
When is something actually going to happen? Never ever happens...
>>33877480>he doesnt knowbetter download tinder again, its over
>>33877484You’ve seen plenty of mine as well. And I still like you how gay and retarded and embarrassing is that
>>33877470Lol*plap*Lmao
>>33877461You are reading the words but missing the point entirely. This isn't about "unveiling" a grand secret, it's about acknowledging a fundamental truth. We are animals, and our primal desires are a core part of that reality. To deny them in our brief existence is to live by empty constructs you've elevated to the status of an atheistic god, a dogma without a deity. As for your final attempt at an insult, it's a remarkably strong statement for someone deeply invested in a thread on 4chan. Perhaps direct that insightful gaze toward a mirror.
>>33877486she asked to see it, anyway doesn't matter because it's above average when hard
>>33877271face: 6 (8 with make-up and some angles)tits: 8body: 7ass: 7She's attractive but certainly nothing close to the shilling she gets
>>33877485Roughly 50 years until the west collapses
>>33877486and also she left me
>>33877492Forgot to include pic rel
Is the ideology of feminism just overcompensation for the fact that most women want to be dominated and told what to do by men?
>>33877492her butt is actually very good if you saw the leaked nude videosa solid 9 at least
>>33877489>you don’t agree with me, clearly you must not have understood meClassic. I guess since animals kill I should also go out and kill people. Since we should be defined by our base desires, I should get fat. >deeply investedIt is my animalistic desire to be invested so you can’t judge me ;^)Way to miss my fundamental point, which I will reiterate in very simple terms.“You can do what you want, just stay out of my neighbourhood”
>trusted gut and snooped gfs phone>basically talked about me as if I was an ex to her male best friend (I know, I know) because she planned on dumping me when I got back>when I got back she cried about how she was ready to do it but couldn't after I brought back a gift or two>he's newly single and clearly trying to be impartial and as cool about her venting in the replies as possible>despite not wanting one night stands or to fuck and ruin a friendship she still implies she'll want to see his cool though, then goes on to say she'll wear something tight for him at least>this happened about 2 months ago, she's in the bedroom waiting for me to fuck her laterHow the fuck do I navigate dropping this bomb on her? The trust is ruined, she's drip fed all the little innocent parts of their conversations to me while watching TV only to be writing up all the things she hates about me at the same time. Help.
I can still see it on my leg, I haven't cut my leg enough :(
>>33877501get some help
>>33877492Her tits are at least 9s to me
>>33877500See his cock*. Damn it.
Anons I believe in you, please dont waste your time here. There is lots of nefarious persons here. Please place your attention somewhere more useful and meaningful. Don't feed these parisites anymore. Good luck.
>>33877503that help won't erase her initial from my leg though, I have to cut over it until I can't see it anymore
>>33877500I would just be completely honest with her if I were you. Tell her what you saw and how it made you feel, and then dump her sorry ass.
>>33877506Julian Guevara, dragging the Atoga establishment down one post at a time
>>33877487I don’t know if I need to kill you or not or something why do you like a retard this much
>>33877506it's my day off though can I stay here?
>>33877485LMFAO NOTHING EVER HAPPENS AMIRITE 2083 A EUROPEAN DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE + THE INCONVENIENT TRUTH
>>33877500Why do men date whores
>>33877500Actual power move, pretend you saw nothing, keep fucking her, look for a new gf then when she finally says she wants to split you pretend like you are just saying goodbye to an acquaintance "Oh? what? Okay, bye, have a good life"
>>33877510:) I like her personality a lot, as corny as that surely sounds. I want a lot of the same things she does, too
>>33877492>(8 with make-up and some angles)Nah, 6/10 is accurate for her. She has a dopey face but knows how to be sexual without forcing it the way Sabrina does.
>>3387751599% of men don't have options in dating.
>>33877513That's how it starts, just don't over do it.
>>33877521idk, we agree that her face is naturally a 6/10 (European standards) but for example here her face looks like an 8>>33875435
>>33877492her having a non-10/10 model face is what makes her so greatgives her the ''girl I grew up with'' vibe. Not perfect but would love to wake up next to every morning
>>33877508I feel this is where my anger is taking me currently. I just want out I'd be terrible at hiding this.>>33877515I knew she was promiscuous, but it's like any time apart she just shows her worst impulses. Bitch wanted me to move in and try gain some independence at the same time but suddenly my efforts ick her because I'm not there keeping her happy for 5 measly days.>>33877516Devilish, we had a pregnancy scare not long ago though and this shit has my dick inverted besides that.
>>33877515
>>33877492face: 10/10 without makeup, it's what every man wants to seebody(T&A included): 10/10 let's be serious
I cut myself sometimes and post pictures on /b/ and /r9k/ for attention, then feel ashamed the next dayhate being a male attention whore
>>33877516>move in with her>she can barely make rent for the month>spends so much frivolously she'll never save and always be reliant on his income/savings even if they go halvesShe won't find a monkey branch so easily. Dick sure, but not someone with her baggage these days.
I am so tired
Hey, women, if you don't want me to hate you then why do you keep proving me right, huh???
>>33877529100%And she has a way nicer face than the Hollywood ghouls who get their buccal fat sucked out.
who are you guys talking about anons???(answer the 5 Ws if you can lol)
>>33877499>“You can do what you want, just stay out of my neighbourhood”Your paranoia is misplaced; no one is marching into your neighborhood. Hedonism is about following desire, not enforcing dogma, so your freedom remains untouched. I accused you of misunderstanding because you conflate primal urges with violent crime, a false equivalence that misses the point entirely. You even agreed we are animals, so why the outrage?Regarding homicide, cosmopolitan societies rightly prohibit it because it destabilizes the social fabric. But this has not always been the case, blood feuds were once common, though crude. Consensual acts like orgies, however, are not outlawed because they harm no one. The only thing stopping you, then, are dogmas from a religion you likely reject. The main point stands: live as you wish.
>>33877543This is what a gorgeous woman actually looks like
why can't atoga understand that a "7" out of 10 that people would pick over the supposed "10" out of 10 makes it the ACTUAL 10/10?
>>33877538what if you were a female attention whore?
>>33877530Don't tell her, you'll look like a bitch and it will absolve her completely, go with my suggestion >>33877516
Women, do you consider a man who wipes his ass to be gay? You know, considering that he's sticking his hand up his butt?
>>33877550Why are you grooming that sad young man >:|
>>33877548based
>>33877548
>>33877529That's part of her appeal, yeah.>>33877543It's not just the buccal fat thing. Someone like Jessica Alba seems completely unattainable, like she's not real nor someone you would know, but Sydney could very well be your classmate in high school/college. The way anon above put it.
>>33877550hmm I have a feeling if I was a girl I would be a huge slutbut to answer your question, I guess It wouldn't be nearly as pathetic
I wish I knew where you niggas live.>>33877561My God...
>>33877549shut up no one cares
I just finished every route in every Class of '09 gameand it was fun as shit, it was like playing a mix of Riverdale and Rules of Attraction as a video game. Can anyone recommend anything similar? I've heard Coffin of Andy and Leyley might be kinda-ish what I'm looking for?
>>33877548demon face vs. >>33877533beauty that would solve your inner turmoil when she tells you "it's okay"
>>33877561Makeup should be illegal.
>>33877567there's something about her eyes that get me
>>33877546Ah yes very good, moulding your “point” beyond recognition. Whatever happened to “humans aren’t meant for monogamy”? Or are you one of the many disingenuous people who backtrack and say that you didn’t mean exactly what you meant? This is a completely pointless discussion because I have been friends with good, moral hedonists who are aware that their lifestyle is very niche, they don’t rely on some boogeyman of “societal trappings” or “religious dogmas” as some form of oppression. They rightly recognize they are not the norm, which is admirable. You’re a loser, because you believe you should be the norm and everyone else has been misdirected or inhibited. For a group of supposed hippies who claim to want free love, you sure get arrogant when people don’t love the way you think they should
>>33877559wait, am I being groomed? :D
>>33877569ye, its disgust
I gotta learn how to hate women in my sleep.
>>33877568Ana has a very rat-like face. Angle and make-up frauding in every pic to look hot.
>>33877519Like what?
Where do I meet clingy gf
What the fuck I didn’t need to be reminded how badly I need to be told by a woman that it’s okay
Girls, would you let your boyfriend teach you to play poker with his friends?
>>33877578r9k
>>33877577Oh, you know
>>33877584Jhin player spotted
>>33877573no it isnt
>>33877566you could try that, i have had internal bias for class of 09 though so it makes me think that there isn't really anything similar>>33877559what?>>33877563>hmm I have a feeling if I was a girl I would be a huge slutfair ig>but to answer your question, I guess It wouldn't be nearly as pathetictrue, male attention whores are so much more looked down upon, maybe even males in general like "suck it (that cock) up"
>>33877587yes it is, she has no soul and hates humanity
anons, my stomach hurts... but it's as flat as ever.
>>33877587I didn't know she did a hot ones episode imma be back in a bit
>>33877586uhh what? I don't get the reference sorry :(>true, male attention whores are so much more looked down upon, maybe even males in general like "suck it (that cock) up"yeah I'm already looked down upon for cutting myself but negative attention is still attention and I crave it
>>33877592can I punch it
>>33877592c-can I lay my head on your flat tummy?
>>33876615Alright dude I have 1 hour of my shift left and I'm still fucked up but it's been really good actually xxNot eaten in over 24hrs though so pretty lightheaded, need a cheeky meal dealI finish in 1hr, do I go clubbing after or go home?https://strawpoll.com/ajnE1P2bknWAnyway back 2 work
>>33877592*open palm stomach slap*
>>33877585Chickens
>>33877579https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhZTNgAs4Fc
>>33877607This fucking fat girl band again.
>>33877609I miss when the lead singer dude used to be skinny before he started to look like a clone of Jack Black. I did like his work as a co-creator of Umbrella Academy.
>>33877609I never got why this genre was colloquially referred to as emo. It never really made me feel emotional about anything. Symphonic metal was way more emotional for me than any of the classic emo bands.
>>33877592It means you're pregnant with my child.
>>33877605Yeah. :>
Womens, do you listen to bands like Prayers, Youth Code, and Corrections House?
I want to fall asleep listening to my non existent gf's heart beat :(I need a hug too
>>33877624https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CR4lSORZ_Q
>>33877607This music video is still so good lol
>>33877626I said a woman's heartbeat not the song!
Da Posty!
>>33877579women are literally responsible for men's mental and emotional health and have been neglecting their duties.>It's okaywomen you could literally fix broken society with love, care, and loyalty, so why do you not?
>>33877633>women are literally responsible for men's mental and emotional health and have been neglecting their duties.You sound like a retard. This is the kind of thing a severe emotional retard would say.
Having to stay up late to catch certain music videos on cable was goated
My entire X timeline is Sidneys massive tits, how can a flat atoga femoid compete, how can I settle for her flat mishapen mosquito bites of sadnessGirls, why dont you just do better?
I think I'm an attention whore because my parents didn't love me
>>33877639This is very Reddit of me but I always seen Jean Ralphio when I look at Geert Wilders
>>33877642They are both dysgenic freaks with dumb ideas so that is no surprise
Do women want men to approach or not? im so confused
>>33877636it's literally true though
>>33877644I doubt I would have watched that show if that character wasn’t in it lol
>>33877646I hate women.
I wish zoomer femboys weren’t racist
>>33877652I love women.
>>33877653Gen z is hilarious, and I say this affectionately
>>33877656How hard is it to fuck another man in the ass without him being some weird race fetishist or so masochistic that they destroy their genitals? /shrug
>>33877653They're the worst generation yet, completely braindead. Most can't even speak our mother tongue and prefer a bastardized version of English/arabic nobody else understands
>>33877624same
>>33877654I hate women.
>>33877596no thanks!>>33877599sure>>33877601ow?>>33877616what? no way
>>33877659Poor little guys grew up completely mired in idpol BS
>>3387767210 years ago it was simply I put dick in butt. It’s so over
>>33875366Mfast food, vodka red bulls and xbox alone in my room
>>33877653I wish zoomer femboys were into chicks
>>33877669>surehehe I can hear your stomach gurgles :)
>>33877681that is a divine connection.
atoga is full of depressed attractive men that can be cured by femanons sitting on them and yet femanons won't use their power?
>>33877646what part of “because that would be awkward as hell” do women not understand?
Who was your favorite transformer character and why was it BubleB
>>33877686>attractiveno
>>33877686Give them time
>>33877689Barricade
yfw you're a zoomer bi femboy
How rare are possessive girls IRL? Sometimes you see news stories about crimes of passion but how common is that mentality really?1 in 100?
>>33877691im already 27...
>>33877684is it? that's nice ^_^>>33877686nah I'm pretty ugly my ex just had bad taste in men
State gender:Thoughts on Kpop?
>>33877706Mtrash, its basically there to get over the porn ban in korea.they're selling you plastic bimbos shaking their ass, not music
Best skin soap. I need to find best skin soap out there. Been using Clinique, them switched to forced CeraVe but I don't like it. Any suggestions
>>33877706Pretty bad. Japan’s music is much better
>>33877592>>33877681>>33877684
>>33877706so far haven't heard any good songJpop>>>>Kpop
>>33877713Pop/star is pretty decent.
>>33877712there asmr videos like that (of stomach sounds)
Nazism is just Zionism for white Americans
watching lean guys carry heavy objects like they weigh nothing is better than porn
women what do you think of dicks where you can feel a clear ridge(?) between the head and shaft?
>>33877712my ex used to do this kind of shit when I was bloated during bulksshe'd kneed my stomach to get the gas outshe was weird af but sweet
>>33877717I feel assaulted
Women is it true that you like when dicks curve slightly to the left or right?
I feel like I want to watch some colorful porn right now.Like where she is wearing blue lipstick, has red hair, multi colored nails, maybe something else that is fun too.But I have zero idea what to sesrch for, even on something like IG or Tiktok.>inb4 just look up clownsNo.No clussy fever today.
>>33877722Suicide Girls
>>33877722clowns
>>33877706i dont really like it desu>>33877691>>33877686give me a few minutes>>33877681awww :33
>>33877719she may have been weird but touch grooming/care is so deep into our genetic code her kneading tummy is most normal human thing. high value human behavior
average foid itt be like
>>33877729>guy who falls for obvious Twitter engagement bait
There's nothing homosexual about being a femboy and taking a dick in the ass.
Should reckless driver see their right foot be confiscated?
>>33877723Ummm, IG tells me if I need help, I should call a hotline...>>33877725Fuuuu
moids how btfo are you?
>>33877729isn't this just progression of denial to bargaining? grief
>>33877741Am I supposed to care about the opinions of some soulless Twitter drone typing out their word salad slop? The message isn’t wrong but these people aren’t any better
>>33877741Verythe curtains will be closing in the near future
>>33877741I am not going to read all that.
I look like Paul dano where's my femcel harem?
>>33877727>awww :33it's very soothing :)
>>33877741Someone post rfh face
>>33877747I laughed out loud and mentall heard this in will smith's voice.
For the dailys:What does my future hols?What is going to happen?Why does no one else ask this? The responses are interesting.
foids I can't afford to buy new razors to keep my face shaved what do you expect men to do in this situation?
>>33877729I'm going to have a kid when I'm 70 with an 18yo virgin bimbo.
>>33877752I am not your tiktok card lady.
Life is brilliant. Beautiful. It enchants us, to the point of obsession. Some are true to their purpose, though they are but shells, flesh and mind. Peace grants men the illusion of love. Shackled by falsehoods, they yearn for love, unaware of its grand illusion. All men fully trust the illusion of life, but is this so wrong? A construction, a facade, and yet, a world full of warmth and resplendence. Are you intent on shattering the yoke, spoiling this wonderful falsehood?
>>33877752>What does my future hols?nothing, there's no hope for me>What is going to happen?nothing interesting>>33877764I like dark souls 2 as well
>>33877741>that twitter accounti am not fucking reading that
I fucking hate women...>>33877769Kino Souls 2.
I fucking love women
>>33877769Tracks that the tranny adjacent failedmale would like a game about personal emancipation at any cost. I like it cuz I’m based you like it cuz ur cringe
>>33877741>How dare you not decorate! How dare your focus your home on being for your own leisure! I cannot physically wrap my head around enjoying your own company in your own space instead of having pretty walls and inviting people over. You must be a mindless drone.Like, she could rightly criticize the fact that such minimal furniture means you can't comfortably have company over, and the fact that an undecorated space generally feels really awkward to visitors, but she goes several steps beyond that into full retard territory. She cannot imagine that people can live differently than she does and still be happy. She has no empathy or understanding. I'd hate to ever be associated with her.
Why couldn’t apple just keep the ultramarine color for the 17?
>>33877774I hate you too.
Is it true girls won't fuck you if they find out you have an Android phone?
>>33877772it's pretty good, my all time favorite will always be demon's souls >>33877777I liked it because it was fun and reminded me of king's field also I'm not a tranny
>>33877781What does it matter? Who buys Apple products?
>>33877789Tranny-adjacent
Bichads are based
>>33877797Thanks
>>33877741I move all the time when I lift and golf, have a bunch of posters that I like but a gf would probably make me put in a designated room, and I have a much furniture as my place will allow. I do play vidya tho.
>>33877793and what exactly makes me tranny-adjacent?
Girls, would you do the following with a male coworker (whom you haven't talked to that much but the time you've spent together was a lot of fun, you both laughed a lot, and realized you have similar values) you aren't attracted to:Touch his hair and say it's pretty, text about random inconsequential shit at work that seems like an excuse to send a message at all, give him a little sketchbook because he likes to draw, but when you give him the sketchbook you have a red lipstick on, you untie your hair, then after you give him the sketchbook you tie your hair again and remove the lipstick then proceed to stare at him while he works while pretending not to be looking at all.
>>33877803Putting in a nameNot getting dubzNta
>>33877810No. And if she is not your gf, she may want to be and if you have a gf already - I would cut that off.
>>33877811I'm always here but felt particularly attention starved today so I decided to namefag again, hope it bothers you a lot :)
>>33877797Literally anyone who sleeps with men has it easy. Men will ask to sleep with you. You don't even have to do anything. I'm a completely bland and boring straight guy and I've had men ask to sleep with me. Man-fuckers are set for life.
>i put spongebob music over a E-Girl getting hammered by a damn clownLaughing with a semichub is not helping.
Women, why would a girl DM a guy random messages every week, memes, horror stories she writes, and invites to events I don't want to go to? She's been doing this for a year. I thought she was trying to say something, but she never actually did. It's strange.
>>33877817Did you see my numbers? I am unbotherable. Triumvirate
>>33877824>I'm a completely bland and boring straight guy and I've had men ask to sleep with me.Same, standing in line for McSlop>I like your pantsyeah bro I know I have a nice ass fuck off
i just realized most cat content on the internet is made lonely cat ladies. just wanted to say thanks to all of you for that.
>>33877832Guy at the gym said he liked my shirt today, I thought he was just chatting
state gender and post your take on the following statement:>I'm buying a hip sextoy, using an AI gf, putting up posters of Sydney, and getting a 90 minute back massage every two weeks- I've not given up, I'm just being rational about gender relations
>>33877824yeah gay people need to stop doing that I've had one offer me money to fuck him ugh I'm not even good looking
>>33877833
brunette dudes have it made
>>33877833He really said :3
>>33877835Yfw.I should get a back massage. Its sore af
>>33877815I'm singleI honestly think she's cute and fun, I like being around her, sadly we don't talk much because of the nature of our work, but she gets so carried away chatting with me wherever we do, it's a nice feeling.
>>33877838my hair used to be brown but now is all dark, it's so over U_U
>>33877838Lmao there was this hot mom who would come in often and flirt with me when I worked at a donut shop, and on one of my off days she asked the cashier>is the brunette guy here today?
>>33877600>1 vote for clubbing Tbh I might give it a miss soz and save my energy for tomoz... https://voca.ro/1hfE5swFmueg https://voca.ro/1nsrY3Ci3r63
>>33877844More like save your energy for tomas lmao
Good night, I fucking hate women. They have brought me so much pain...
>>33877836A gay waiter once looked me in the eyes as he poured a bunch of water on my thigh instead of into my glass, and then he took out a rag and patted down my leg. :-|But honestly I can’t get too mad because I was in West Hollywood
>state gender>state ethnicityWhich ethnicities are you attracted to? Are there any you aren't attracted to?
alright atoga, im trying to figure something outgender and which one is hotterim testing something
>>33877851as you get older you'll realize that gay men are not actually just men with different tastes but actually something much more terrible
>having a moid will make you happyThis is probably the most ridiculous male lie. Alcohol and drugs are like 100 times better at making me happy than moids
>>33877854MThe one with the darker hair.
>>33877851my "friends" at school would always touch my thighs and try to touch my dick, I hated those guys but i didn't want to eat lunch by myself, now that I think about it maybe if I had been by myself a girl might've approach me...or notanyway that counts as molestation right?
>>33877836True. You should be paying me to fuck me, not the other way around. These guys are dumping bussy prices. This fucking cosmetics shit costs so much, but I can't hide my manly chadlike face without it.
>>33877853MWhite All
>>33877854M. Right x1000
>>33877854MRight. I feel like the tanned skin tone of the left clashes with her hair color.
>>33877860no they should stay far away from me
Why did God give me this chronic condition?
sexual repression is a moral good. Indulging every dirty thought you have is a path to hellish outcomes. Do not drag your partner into your pervert mind.
>>33877848Who is tomas loolA halloween ghost or smth
>>33877868is it 420?
saw a moid who looked exactly like one of those pinterest moodboard chads. his eyes were dazzling.
>>33877854MThe one on the left. I don't like the face of the one on the right. It's pretty in its own way, but her eyes are too narrow and her nose is too big for my taste. Would still fuck both, though.
>>33877859Totally.I quit Boy Scouts over this Eagle Scout who was older than the rest of us constantly steering conversations in sexual directions and showing off his sick to people.
>>33877854MNeither are really my type, but easily the one on the right.
>>33877853MWhiteAll
>>33877853MMuttWhite only
>>33877853M, white.I like whites, latinas and I'm partial to the light skin indians. Not into east asians or blacks at all.
>>33877866Why? I'm prettier than most women when I crossdress, and when I don't, I'm handsome.
>>33877872
>>33877872where they brown?
>>33877883>>33877885no
>>33877872did you ask his number
Women, could you date a guy who likes Hideo Kojima’s games?
>>33877882because I'm not gay, even if you dress like a woman you're not a woman, we can be friends but don't try anything funny, I've had enough molestation for a lifetime
Why does my demonic bank keeps sending me notifications about stupid shit
>>33877898Because Mammon is a hatin ass bitch
>>33877872Yo that's coolDid u get his number>>33877848https://voca.ro/1bPYxURz6KOm
>>33877883This guy got fucked in the ass in prison that's what a teardrop tattoo mean.
>>33877894>we can be friendsSure. I'm not gay either. I'm bi.
>>33877854>all male responsescan we get some female input, need more data
Women, would you date someone who bets on sport. Please keep in mind that half of young men in the US do.
>>33877911>I’m mixedare you a cocktail?
>>33877854Mtheyre both bogged mid bitches
>>33877842my hair used to be brown and now its dirty blond, i have it worse
>>33877883https://voca.ro/1gcNIGo96BPQ
millie bobbie brown kinda looks like eminem
What in the world am I doing here? I should have stayed home instead of going to some psychedelic show all alone where I'll be surrounded by druggies.
>>33877927>Cool>DrugsKEK
Do you literally just show up in the office to collect a paycheck so you have money to frequent your local Kava bar and buy cheap Phenibut off of sketchy foreign websites?
>>33877929You can people watch, I guess?
All my addictions are pretty boring: gaming, caffeine, and sex/masturbation.
>>33877932I show up to pay my bills and order THC concentrates through the mail. Trying to drop the second part, though.
Women be like "I'm so freakishly tall :(" and just be 5'8
>>33877930This, during my school days I and my friends just casually did whippets, took robitussin pills, and smoked cheap ass gas station spice and salvia in the cemetery outside of our school. It was boring and lame as shit.
>>33877934Drugs are for insecure losers lel
>>33877939They’re such dorks
>>33877937How do THC concentrates not fuck you up? I swear I'm allergic because that shit gives me anaphylactic shocks that feel like seizures and paralysis.
>>33877934Cocaine is the trashiest shit ever and people who use it are so annoying and pretentious
>>33877935I have a very pronounced kratom habit but I'm not sure if it's an addiction in the clinical sense because I always drop it when I'm traveling to parts of the world where it's illegal. But it being illegal is wild to me, most of the mellow strains are like a codeine cough syrup high at best.
>>33877929Take drugs with them
>>33877856https://voca.ro/1d3p97zZKM6F
calling drugs "cool" is such a gen x thing fr fr
>>33877943I’m rounding out an illustrious weed smoking career that’s lasted for 13 years. My tolerance is absurd, even after my longest breaks which were around six months apiece.You could very well be allergic to it. At least you haven’t had to experience cannabis hyperemesis syndrome. I have and still haven’t quit completely yet, which is probably the clearest sign that I really need to quit.
>>33877934>entjeet finally watched Wolf of Wall Street
>>33877949I saw Shpongle DJ their music live when I was 20, I just kind of absorbed everyone else's PLUR energy instead of actually taking MDMA myself. Anyway one of the dudes from that group was in a relationship with a girl I knew back then and apparently beat her black and blue. This was over a decade ago but all this shit is definitely somewhere in my memory bank.
>>33877948>But it being illegal is wild to me, most of the mellow strains are like a codeine cough syrup high at best.It’s an opioid, isn’t it? Not too surprisingI’m frankly shocked you can buy that shit over the counter in the US
Why does the jeetlord wake up and immediately start posting here
>>33877957A lot of US tea shops/cafes and kava bars serve it, and it's usually my cafe drink of choice since it does something that isn't caffeine. It either mellows you out or makes you chatty but it's not an intense or scary high unless you take ridiculous amounts of it. I've had much stronger drugs prescribed to me by doctors and psychiatrists.
I remember one time my friend watched Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas and thought it was a good idea to get me fucking mdma for my 13th birthday.
>>33877964I remember really wanting to get my hands on LSD when I was 13 because I was obsessed with '60s hippie culture at the time and wanted to be a countercultural psychonaut-artist like the kind of people that generation had been back in the day. It's probably for the best that I didn't.
>>33877935my addictions are coffee and cigarettes, I just eat once a day, the rest of the day I just drink coffee and smoke, I drink 4 cups of coffee and smoke 4 cigarettes a day
>>33877967When I was depressed and unemployed in the Autumn and Winter of 2019-2020 I would bicycle everywhere, spend three hours in the morning and three hours in the evening at the neighborhood gym, and consumed nothing but one cup of black iced coffee each day and one small meal each week. Ironically despite emotionally feeling like shit I had the healthiest physique I'd ever had in my adult life.
>>33877741https://voca.ro/1eQsx1jRZiIv
imagine boning?I want sugar water and caffeine so bad
https://voca.ro/1fkyUoawzKRG
>>33877973https://voca.ro/11I9JeCVdtyc>>33877979Wow excuse you bro
>>33877969lol yeah I started doing this because I was depressed and lost a lot of weight, I like going to the cemetery at 6 am and smoke there while watching the sunrise
>>33875435white trash neo-nazi grifter bitch
>>33875938>non-whites with blonde dye look cringe to me.:(
I thought I was awkward. These people are flailing around like spastics. One even has a feather in his head. I just want someone to touch me.
>>33877982Her tiddies are fake as hell
I want to hear vocaro from a foid...
>>33877617:((((
I want to be a wife and I want a husband
>>33877994do you look like Sydney? that's all you need to get married
>>33877996I don’t
A black man kicked me in the leg and didn’t say sorry I wish I had a boyfriend who would beat his ASS and kill him actually. Fuck I feel so racist right now
>>33877741it reminds me of this image, it's the room of someone big if you don't recognize it
>>33878000Women just want men that will kill at their command. Get a dog
>>33877992i would post it if i was stupid (or drunk)
>>33878000>racistpicrel
>>33878000Not a guy, why didnt you say wtfs wrong with nig-sir?
>>33878002>Women just want men that will kill at their command. Get a dogI wish that were true
>>33877979LOL
>>33878002But I want a boyfriend too>>33878009Because he scared me >>33878007Thanks
Would anyone have any good anime to watch?
>>33877993Should I have been more honest?
>>33878011Why do you laugh at all of my posts? Stop making me fall in love with you.
state gendermusiclets, how insufferable are audiofags?audiofags, how insufferable are musiclets?
>>33877994I want to be a husband and want a wife
>>33878000How did he even find an excuse to kick you? That’s fucked up
>>33878018About what
>>33878019you're just a really funny guy you know
>>33878028I walked past him and he kicked me in the shin
>>33878020what the hell are those
>>33878031Was merely saying I want chickens disappointing or did you super frown because of the circumstances
>>33878036Circumstances I’m being petulant
>>33878020What the fuck is a musiclet? Audiofags are the morons spending thousands of dollars on speakers when no one in the world could feel the difference.
>>33878034I would have been happy to raise a scene over it. Did he even look at you?
>>33877994>I want to be a slave of a moid, I want to cook his favorite greasy shit, suck his unwashed dick, bear his children and wash his dirty boxers
>>33878037You’ll hate me for saying this but that’s very cuteThe circumstances could change someday
>>33878020musiclets literally can't hear the difference between sounds and it makes me want to go full audio-nazi. my sister's husband putting whatever youtube music sloppa on during our gaming sessions and he literally couldn't comprehend how nail-pulling awful it was.
>>33878040Yes he kept looking at me because I looked back in shock and he was just staring
>>33878016>InuyashaBasedWatch Maison Ikkoku, her best work imo
>>33878042YES!
>>33878043One day everything will be different
>>33878049What a creepy faggot. I’m sorry you had to deal with that alone
Men, is this true?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANOiOSGvRXw
>>33878055I’m excited for that day, however far away it is
>>33878050Ok sure I'll take a look. There's also Ranma 1/2, which is by the same author as well.
>>33878057I guess, but im not approaching no matter what
>>33878057Maybe she had something to say worth listening to in there somewhere, but I started laughing around “when I started my high value woman journey” and turned it offNot because I laugh at the notion of a woman with high value but at the notion of vlogging about Starting a Journey
>>33877741Very, shes speaks the absolute truth
>>33877741Not completely. My living space is a multimedia escapism dungeon for sure, but I own enough furniture to have guests over.
femoids hate me because im going WANGAF
>>33878055nothing ever happens
>>33878056It’s whatever
>>33878069Billions must try
Anons what should I do if I'm 24m and still a virgin?
>>33877838Nah, people say this but what they mean is "If you have a shovel jaw and blue eyes, you have it made"
>>33878073What do you want to do? Let’s start there.
>>33878069I never understood this meme.
>>33878076>What do you want to do?What do you mean by this? In which sense?
>>33878057You should've posted them with the link>1. Do most of your activities aloneKind of true. I'm more likely to approach a woman by herself, then a woman with other girls, a woman out with guys and girls, and lastly a woman out with guy(s). If you're out alone with a moid friend his presence is going to block all other men because they can't tell if you're friends, siblings, or together and will err on the side of caution and assume you are taken. Same if you're in with a group of guys even if it's just like going out with 3 classmates for lunch because you're on a group project or whatever. >2. Always look good and neat and to be physically attractiveThis is a given. "Always be approachable" is true, as should guys "always be looking good enough to make a good first impression." I've avoided girls coming out of the gym and talked to them later because I felt like I wasn't properly presenting myself in my gym clothes.>3. Be warm and welcomingYes. Your job is basically to make it clear that you want to be approached. Smiling is part of that.
>>33878072billions must cry>>33878077it's over
>>33878079What do you want to do with your life?
Passionately plapping foidh8moid
>>33878071Good. You need a bodyguard though
>>33878057no. and the whole video is weird. it uses manosphere "high value" lingo but then uses femoid POV causal behavior determination for male behavior, so it makes wrong predictions. men don't work like thatoff the top of my head about what I mean, look at thishttps://youtu.be/pB2Al2iA93Umen don't do calculus like "it's risky to approach women in a group. oh she's alone that makes her approachable." men brain is way way way more "ooog" split second judgement. You can literally see the exact moment his smile relaxes and he makes a huge and immediate leap
>>33878086Shoot your shot playa
>>33878086h-hey! wut do u think youre doing!!1?
>Gambling is, uhh, le bad! because.. reasons!1!!
GenderWhat is the biggest missed opportunity you can remember?For me, it was when I was 14. I had a girl who sat next to me at a two-person table. She was a top-tier beauty, a gymnast, and a tall queen. She was already taller than me (I was 5'7" then, and I'm 5'8" now, she was 6'1"). During a lesson, she rubbed my thigh and crotch, and I rubbed hers. She called me the best guy in town. And you know what? I was a stupid fucking retard with nothing but games and anime in my head, so I thought she was just being friendly. I totally wasted my golden opportunity, stupid fuck. I'm still salty about how dumb I was.
>>33878098It’s a bit irresponsible but it sure is fun. Which is why I never do it
>>33878045of course we can hear the difference, it's just that big a deal. (i'm willing to continue this discussion in much greater detail, but i just want to make this point known to you.)
>>33878098>>33878101should i gamble
>>33878099it just wasn't meant to be, friend. it wasn't your time. we've all been there. genderhave you ever listened to music whilst making the beast with two backs? if so, was it curated music to boost the mood?
>>33878098amongst other reasons too, gambling is bad because of gamblers
>>33878105If the bills are paid and you’ve set aside a limited amount of money that you don’t expect to leave the casino with, go for it
>>33878114my budget on groceries are low, i'll gamble it and double it lol
>>33878118I’ve created a monster
>>33878108>it just wasn't meant to be, friend. it wasn't your time. we've all been there.Maybe, but sometimes I feel like my life has been a series of missed opportunities, speedrunning my way to the abyss.>have you ever listened to music whilst making the beast with two backs? if so, was it curated music to boost the mood?I actually can't. There's no music in my head that I associate with sex, so when something like inspirational music is playing, I feel a strong dissociation from reality.
>>33878119Cuz nobody wants to see Marshall no more
>>33878108FSynthwave and lofi playlist
im not gay but i can admit when a man is beautiful
>some 20 year old at work thought I was a student, not staffAt this point I stay at this job just to feel young and have that feeling reinforced. Men like youthful women right? Or would you feel lied to if you found out a date was older than you thought?
Would femanons date a guy that spends all of his time outside of work making music?
>>33878130Me too, beautiful men are called femboys
Girls, what is the most degrading but enjoyable sexual experience you've ever had?
>>33878131I’d rather know how old she is upfront, but I don’t think I’d dip if I was surprised to learn a woman was 5-10 years older than she said she was.Being confident about your age is attractive to me.
>>33878136Having my face pushed into a pillow while getting buttfucked.
psychotic sadomasochist bf x psychotic sadomasochist gf. Me and who?
>>33878131>Or would you feel lied to if you found out a date was older than you thought?I don't care about age as long as she's not a minor. Even if she were some 150-year-old grandma who got body rejuvenation, I'd be okay with it... or no, I'd actually prefer it.
>>33878016Wolf's Rain
>>33878134Do you play bass
Just got back from my full body skin cancer check, they said it's all good. They recommend you have it done once a year, do they say that in America or just in countries with really harsh sunlight?
>>33878135a man can be beautiful but not necessarily feminine
>>33878153never heard of itbut i don't know any sun worshipperswe stay in the shade, where we belong
>>33878016Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust
>>33878156All the men I've gotten a boner for have been feminine.
>>33878059Me too>>33878069Ughh I know
>>33878136I dare not say.
>>33878122>There's no music in my head that I associate with sexthat's not a problem for me. all it takes for me to associate a piece of music with sex is to be thinking about a woman in a sexual way while listening to it. i've managed to find some pretty strange music romantic over the years.
>>33878089Well I don’t have one so I’m just going to keep getting kicked
>>33878163I didnt say i found them attractive i said i recognized them as beautiful
>>33878153I WISH. There is a lot of medical care that's just super expensive that I'd love to do just to know, just to see where I am. But I can't. Because I do not have health insurance. I don't have dental insurance. Plenty of things wouldn't be covered anyway.
>>33878060Yess, Ranma is my next fav work from her besides Urusei Yatsura>>33877848I'm glad I didn't go clubbing cause I'm fucking shattered lol, going bed, talk soon and have a lovely Halloween xx
>>33878144The deal breaker wouldn't be finding out their older. For me, the deal breaker would be finding out that they have an ex-spouse or kids and they just didn't tell me. But I guess that depends. If I really liked them, and they explained that they wanted to ease the kids in because they didn't want to risk me wanting to take advantage of them to get to the kids, I can understand that that's difficult. But that's also just why you go for other single parents.
>>33878157Skin cancer is really common in Australia, it's God's way of telly white people they never should have gone there.>>33878172I don't have insurance so it cost $144 USD, it would have been covered if I did.
>>33878099MIdk depends what you consider but once a lass asked me to help build furniture for her. I went round Friday night and she was all dolled up and kept pouring me wine and getting tangled up helping me. Anyway after chatting on her bed at 3am I said have a good one and went home. Never saw the babe again cause whence asked her out she said she wasn't looking for anything serious
>>33878164:)>>33878168Hmph >:x
>>33878177yeah ozzies turn into fukken leather if they arent careful lmao
Girls, would you like your boyfriend to make you wear a leash and collar?
>>33878167Well, maybe that's because I'm all about hardcore, animalistic sex and not the romantic kind. Also, I usually move at around 90-150 BPM, so not many songs can keep up with that.
>>33878122i'm just getting off a five-year infatuation with an incredibly beautiful and kind woman. all the signs were there, she was undoubtedly attracted to me. all it would have taken was my opening up too her just a teensy weensy bit. i had so many fantasies about how insanely gratifying it would be to be with her. ultimately it came to nothing. i wasn't ready, she wasn't ready. meaningless to dwell on it.
>>33878177That's not a bad price at all. In the US, I did not receive any dental care as a child or a teenager. My parents insisted that it cost too much money and they would just scam me by taking out teeth that they could leave or drilling cavities that didn't need any work done. So when I was like 18 or 19, I finally scraped together enough money to get seen and it cost $300 for getting a tooth removed and $500 for a root canal. I couldn't avoid the cost because it needed to be done but that also meant that I don't go in for check-ins as often as I should because I'm still trying to build up some of those savings and get myself out of the debt hole from getting everything up to date... The final bill for restorative care was a few grand
>>33878176>ex-spouseSome might call me an evil degenerate. But I'd love to have sex with her, have her call me a better lover, and send a recording of it to him.
>>33877146NAG but I was hoping I’d see some responses to this. I haven’t read it myself but do think it’s funny that someone would choose to use that one over this one.
>>33878166Worse than getting pissed on?
>>33878189I've only been to the dentist twice in the last 17 years but I only had one filling, guess I'm built different. Though I do brush twice a day and floss at night.
>>33875418Mental.... I love women so muchhh!! <3 xxHave a great Halloween guysswI'm dressing as a witch tomorrow lool (to work and then partyy) xoxo
>>33878188I know that missed opportunities are just that, missed opportunities. It's easy to imagine the best possible outcome, while in reality it could have ended disastrously. But the fact is, they were missed, and it still rubs me the wrong way.Anyway, there's nothing left now of that young, uptight, pretty, lawful-good nerd. I've become a hedonistic, chaotic-neutral manslut.
>>33878086She is cute lol>>33878073Whatever you want homie >>33878016I'm going bed now but watch Hello Kitty's Furry Tale Theatre, it's adorbs
>>33878185No. That's not the type of ownership roleplay I'd want to try.
>>33878206I prefer ownership roleplay where I pretend to be his car and he washes me in the driveway.
>>33878179Plbbbt
>>33878196No its just degen and I'm ashamed I was ever like that.
>>33877887>>33877902 nah, never understood how people can ask for a stranger's number soon as they meet just for being good looking, seems kind of shallow, plus we spoke for only a minute and it would have been weird given the context. i'm not attracted to him anyway just recognized that he was strikingly handsome. probably won't ever run into him again..
>>33878211Just say it, my cock is already ready to masturbate on it.
>>33878208>tfw no bf to stuff my tailpipe with his potato to make me explode
>>33878198I'm sure that you also have a lower sugar diet. It's not just the brushing and the flossing, it's also sugar which rots away your fucking teeth straight out of your head. It's hard for me because I was raised on a lot of high sugar, which accelerated the problem. To a degree, there's also a genetic factor. Some people just gave stronger teeth, but that alone won't save someone. Even my extended family that try hard have dental issues
>>33878215>I'm sure that you also have a lower sugar diet.I guess I do, I prefer savory foods. I know my brother had a lot of fillings as a kid because he loved eating jam sandwiches.
Girls, have you called a guy Daddy accidentally?
>>33878136I did ass to mouth without douching first. I did it without prompt or command. It was a heat of the moment thing.No, didnt taste or smell like literal ass, I use coconut oil as lube, so... coconut it was.
>>33878210:))) You read any other boards, anon?
>>33878220Not accidentally, no.
>>33878220NoI did use the word "moid" irl accidentally though
>>33878220I only called my ex daddy when I wanted to bully him. He couldnt stand it.Never accidentally
>>33878213When I was in school I was one of those kids that just got made fun of for being ugly, as soon as I moved away suddenly I wasn't ugly anymore. Everyone thought that I was cute and attractive and asked why the guy that I was dating was so ugly and so far down below my league. I was confused and like, uhhh what are you talking about? This is the best I can do? It wasn't long before I had a decent amount of men showing clear interest. The ladies at work insisted that it'd be pointless to waste all the opportunity and that men did it all the time, so I kind of took went greedy whore mode and picked the ones that I liked the best and decided that I would explore sexuality. I look back on it with a lot of regret and horror because I could have been a nice, very, very low mileage wife to somebody. But now I can't say that and I can't hide it either because I feel like that's wrong too. I really liked a lot of the BDSM stuff. I wanted heavy passion and lust, to see how much they really wanted me cuz I never felt wanted ya know? So I had a 4 hour session that started with my door unlocked and me blind folded in panties only hands behind by back facing away from the door waiting for him. Nothing too extreme I guess, spanking and toys and anal and overstimulation till I was crying and shaking and begging for mercy. God... I'll never be a wife.
>>33878219I just know that if I was actually able to cut sugar for my diet almost entirely, my teeth would get better, my skin would get better... Hell I might even get a fatter cock.
>>33878220I hate when the bitch calls me daddy. I'm not your fucking dad, ffs. Get a grip. Use my fucking name or 'master'.
What happened to Camille Paglia? She was so based
>>33878242It stopped being the 90s.
>>33878242Who?
>>33878232Fuck, I'll be cumming on it for hours. If you told me this IRL, I would literally fuck you on the spot without a care. And marry you after our 72 hours of sex.
Jamaicanons, you good?
>>33878248Sumtime be feelin like a bumbaclot...
>>33878249Pussyclaat, mi raasclast, bloodclaat, BOMBACLAAT
>>33878247If you'd marry me just for sex, then it doesn't sound like you'd be the kind of husband that I'm wanting. I acknowledge the type of husband that I want does not want a woman with a body count around 15. He wants it to be 0-3
Pic related is basically me
So how do I lose my virginity?
>>33878266Have sex.
>>33878266A hooker for about 3.50
>>33878266What do you look like, Stud?
>>33878268That easy?>>33878269I shouldn't pay women to have sex with me I am not that desperate. I should ask one of these women to take my virginity.
>>33875366M, gotta work. I'm going to finally watch more of the Ring movies afterwards.>>33875379Christmas. I love the atmosphere of it.>>33875934Sometimes I slap myself if I do something stupid or need to wake up. Never any lasting physical harm.
>>33878260Why settle for someone boring who can't bring your fantasies to life? I'd be the perfect husband if you let me explore you and let yourself explore me. Your body count might seem low compared to mine, and I've got plenty of BDSM experience from the other side, of course.
>>33878272I look fine. My mum says I am very handsome and I've had several people tell me I am good looking. But that is worthless with my low self esteem.
>>33878277>My mum says I am very handsomeConfirmed British and ugly.
>>33878280At least he's white brownoid
>>33878220No, I choose my words carefully... mostly because I'm ESL...
>>33878016Can't go wrong with some Gundam - SEED or 00 are easy to get into. Symphogear is a pretty interesting sort of magical girl show I've given a try recently. Love After World Domination is short and very sweet. If you're okay with older stuff, Yatterman 1977 is retarded in a hilarious way.
>>33878261this except it's just a cope and there isnt a single woman that wants me
>>33878273>paying money = desperateI never understood this meme. It's just a matter of convenience and having money to burn. Am I desperate because I get McDonald's instead of cooking?
>>33878277Not exactly what I meant. I meant height and dimensions. If you look anything close to standard or average, just rock this fit, have a few drinks at the bar, pretend that you are whatever stud character women really like at the moment and start picking up chicks.
I'M GLAD 4CHAN IS FUCKING UP AGAINdamn hiroshimoot
im tired of jerking off :/I want a woman to hold me
>>33878291At least its not just me
>>33878214"potato" is about the least sexy thing you could call it
>>33878297That's the point. It was a shitpost. If I wanted to be sexy, all you fucks would be cumming in your pants right now.
>>33878276But I don't want just sex. A real meaningful relationship is about a lot more than just sex. And I don't really want to just be hurt anymore. I understand that I don't need someone to absolutely smother me or resort to violence to show me that they really do want me.
i love women so much that i literally cannot comprehend how it's possible for them to feel sadness i mean, they're WOMEN, the best thing in the universe
my psu died :( no pc
>>33878286Because it's an ick to women to the point some will refuse to date you if you did it.Now, don't ask why their sexual past is completely irrelevant but in this case your sexual past is very relevant.
>>33878302Imagine being a (straight) woman and seeing boobs... and feeling nothing at all?That sounds like a hellish existence to me.
>>33878286False equivalence and you know it.
>>33878308i think we both obsess over the opposite gender this wayi often wonder how men go through the day without constantly touching their dicksi mean, it's so GOOD and it's right THERE
>>33878304That's fucked up. Hope you get a new one soon.
M, Is swallowing a tapeworm and then vomiting it out an effective weight loss strategy? I'm really tired of how in order to keep a healthy weight I basically have to not eat for almost a week, but then I'm tempted to eat and when I do I feel guilty and try to take drugs that will help me vomit it all up.Is a tapeworm the solution? And yes, before you ask, I do exercise. Maybe a little too much, honestly. I can't stop being in motion.
>>33878289He does kind of look like me. Face i mean. I consider my self handsomer. >>33878286I didn't meant it like that. Paying for sex is fine. But I'd like to lose my virginity another way. Not that id like to laoe it im just bored rn. After that who cares.
>>33878319just stop eating so much fatty
>>33878319is this a System of a Down song?
>>33878314Same but about women and tiddies. We really are two sides of the same coin. Logically I know that women just don't see the female body that way, but my monkey brain is awestruck at the incredible willpower it must take for women to refrain from groping themselves all day.
>>33878319You need >>76778777 not ATOGA. You're a bulimic and a binge restrict cycle. Obviously it's never going to work. Tape worms make you gain weight because they emit hormones that make you hungrier. You don't lose weight.
>>33878304psu problems are the worst
>>33878319>I'm really tired of how in order to keep a healthy weight I basically have to not eat for almost a weekWhy not just eat healthy food?
>>33878319Not at all, but I think you know that.
>>33878319>men won't even let us have eating disorders to ourselvesI am so tired of these intrusions into female spaces
>>33878327Fine whatever THE FAT LOSS THREAD on fit.
Why do all these manga books have hot girls in a porn-level plot without the sex?
>>33878300I think you're vastly overestimating how sexy words on a screen can be
>>33878334are men ruining ED for women?
>>33878319What you need is South Bronx Paradise baby!
>>33878335You have to type 3 arrows and the board first like this:>>>/fit/76778777
>>33878339I snorted at this post
>>33878335If you want to link a post on another board you do>>>/board/post numberhas to be three arrows
>>33878300I doubt it
>>33878334>>33878339Men will make EDs professional and classy, just like we did for cooking and programming.
>>33878341LMAO
>>33878338getting off to words is for women, and if any women actually get off to the crude shitposts here, they have a screw loose
>>33875355Qt boss invited me to her bday next week. Said it was at her place. She hasn't given details or address yet. Does that mean I wasn't really invited or am I supposed to ask for deets? Or is it too early to ask (and will come off as creepy)Also am I supposed to get her something for the bday? I got her a few snacks on the day of her actual bday when we worked together but we aren't working together next week
>>33878352>Buying your boss a giftDoes the humiliation of wage-slavery have no limit?
>>33878342>>33878344Thank you. I never do board crossovers
>>33878352You should know the details by now, imo!A week in advance is well within a reasonable time frame, so casually asking "hey, just wanted to confirm the details" is totally fine.I would just get her a card, honestly. You already work for her, and you got her some snacks already, so a card seems the most appropriate.
>>33878319>>33878334>>33878339>>33878346A++ posting
Edomites, the lot of ye.AND NOW I KNOW HOW JOAN OF ARC FELT
>>33878361That would be cool if it wasn't a cute little story to try and make the Jews feel better about being Canaanites.
>>33878361Read a book by Yukio Mishima where he talked about seeing a painting of Joan of Arc in a book as a kid and falling in love with her until someone told him she was a girl, then he was like "Ew, gross!"
where everyone?minna doko?
>>33878376I'm heretheres nothing to talk about really
>>338783764chan having issues killed the thread momentum pretty hard.
>>33878376Site brokeTestosterone caused the men to fly into a violent rage and leaveEstrogen made the women cry and curl up into fetal position
The dress for my costume came in and it fits PERFECTLLLYYYY except on my chest. It has a little built in bra thing but if I have it sit right, its just way too much cleavage and my boobs are easily a full cup or more too big. It also really highlights that weird armpit boob fat area. I'd hoped I wouldn't need a bra with it so it would look cute and nice, I could also raise it higher but then I get a line like right in the middle of my bust that looks weird. I'm worried I might have to just wear something else that won't look as good. Do men actually look that close and are they so hypercritical?
Need a qt art hoe asian gf to mentally and facially abuse
>>33878390>Do men actually look that closeYes>are they so hypercriticalNoIf anything, they'd LOVE the extra cleavageOther women might judge you, though
>>33878390I think you'll be fine.
>>33878390It's Halloween, you're allowed to have your boobs at their full power for one night. If anyone complains, just say your costume is a "sexy ____" costume. I promise you not a single man will be disappointed.
>>33878393The armpit boob thing tho? Image limit reached, but you can just google it and see what it looks like. It just looks like I've got more boob at the top of my boob right between boob and armpit, and it just looks like this fatty lump that's accentuated by the style of the dress's top... If I knew that the dress was gonna fit like this, you know, if I'd actually ordered it in time, like I should have instead of the so last minute, I would have been spending the last month crash dieting to drop 15 pounds.
>>33878390can't you just tailor it a bit and let out the seams in chest area? even a tiny bit would help
for me, it's gender-inverted Twilight
>>33878397men don't care. tit is tit
>>33878220it's honestly quite hard to fuck up that hard plus i wouldnt say "daddy" under normal circumstances
>>33878402I feel like that's Monster Musume.
You can't play table football against your self
>>33878397I've seen armpit boob before and my genuine male brain reaction was:>Huh, is that how it's supposed to fit? Her straps look too tight or something, and boob is getting pushed to the sides? I'll just assume it's supposed to look like that. Clearly this was a smart fashion decision she made. I like it.
>>33878400It's kind of hard to say unless I show you what I mean. By that of course I just mean a picture of the dress's top and a picture that looks similar to what I look like! I know shame on me, but I'm just really not good at doing any of the seamstress stuff. I wish that I was because it would make it much easier to tailor clothes. My actual underbust measurement is 30 inches, which is considerably small, but my actual overbust is not that small. And my hip measurements are much larger, which usually makes it very difficult to find something that can fit my entire body properly. I've heard for a few years that I'd be much better off if I just started tailoring my own clothes and, you know, the more you work on it, the better you get, but I'm an autist. So it is decently hard for me to just keep on fucking things up, especially when that means spending money. That means buying the sewing machine, that means buying all the fabric, buying all the tools to just keep fucking up again and again and again until I finally get it right. It makes me feel wasteful in the end, like I just wasted all that fabric that someone else could have used properly.
>>33878222Nope why
>>33878210>>33878222Please tell me this isn't happening again
>>33878390anon, I don't mean to minimize your issues, but I'd just like you to take a minute and consider how ridiculous it is to worry that men will think negatively of "way too much cleavage"
>>33878405actually Rosario + Vampire is more directly similar
Modern men have never once in their entire lives ever had to rise on horseback with their comrades to go take back a piece of land conquered by enemy forces and I think this is a huge problem.
>>33878403>>33878408I guess not, but in my own mind it's extremely unsightly, and I know that other women find it very unsightly... Either way, I'm going to be doing some volunteering at the Halloween event. You know, hopefully open some doors for myself, so it can't be too sexy since there'll be children around. So either way, I'm going to have to figure out how to make it look still flattering, but not super sexy.
>>33878409Ahhhh proportions are so annoying, some days I wish I was shaped like a fridge like men are lmaoYes tailoring is an expensive and technical hobby, but it is SOOOO worth it, especially when it turns "almost fits" into the "perfect fit"
veiny arms and hands freak me tf out
>>33878415I would enjoy a good lance charge. But I would prefer to be in a pike wall.
>>33878414Never read Twilight. Does Bella develop superpowers too?
>>33878415Lies
>>33878415You just hate us and want us dead.
>>33878418>there'll be children aroundooh that adds another wrinkle... what if a karen confronts you about your highly inappropriate attire?? i thought this was a halloween party, but if it's for a public event for kids, perhaps the tiddies should be toned down a bit, even if that means wearing something else :/
>>33878419Is there a better way that I can ease into it? Is there like a beginner's thread on the DIY board? I don't want to shit up their board if it's not something that's welcome there...
>>33878415neither did the vast majority of men historicallystop consuming historical fiction and thinking thats what the average man did
>>33878409Got a link to a store page where you bought it or anything? I have an unhealthy obsession with tweaking clothes, I even shop thrift stores for items to practice on
>>33878430Noooo there's not going to be any Karens that say anything. I've done similar events for different holidays at this place before, and I was absolutely appalled by this HAG titty monster. Yes, I mean both of those words. I'm talking about a woman in her 40s that was braless in an open top that just showed the entire Grand Canyon going down, and nobody said anything?! But that's just not appropriate to wear in front of small children. No one's going to be policing me, but in my own opinion, you should always be wearing appropriate attire in front of children. A little bit like showing collarbone and whatnot is fine to me. That's not showing your actual breasts.
Want to start a VHS collection. Where do I find them and what should be my beginner pack?
>>33878425I dunno, probably. I just started reading Life and Death, which is a gender-inverted Twilight written by the woman who wrote Twilight
>>33878431There's >>>/diy/2936243 but idk how helpful it is...>>33878430You think so? I think an event like this is actually better for slightly more showy costumes, because it's NOT a party or hookup venue. You can easily shoot down any advances with "wtf dude, there's kids here and I'm trying to work" and not feel bad. Use the holidays to your advantage!!
Deja vu
>>33878434Not American so it'd kinds doxx me a bit, sleeveless A line dress with the triangle top and thin straps, zipper back, that little built in sports bra thing thats just a boob pocket inside
>>33878418if you knew the event wasn't adults-only, why did you pick a Sexy Nurse costume to begin with?>>33878439why? VHS tapes suck and they wear out with every use. I'm glad they're gone. not even the best analogue video format (Beta blew it out of the water)
>>33878437This sounds like an event where you might have to wear a name tag... where are you going to put that? I guess this is a problem for busty women in general. Lol
>>33878412With the Frizz No way
>>33878410Just curious. What brought you here, how long have you been reading it?I started reading it when I was way underage, 19 years ago. I came here for /b/, /a/ and /v/ after reading about it on another site, Encyclopedia Dramatica.I posted a couple times on /r9k/ the week it opened and later posted on /x/. I quit the site for a couple years in 2014, picked it back up in 2017.
>>33878432To say nothing of the men who did ride into battle and just immediately died in a pathetic way, a la Daniel Fortesque.>>33878439eBay is really good for that sort of thing. Just be careful not to get carried away. Collect whatever tapes you want as they come to mind.
>>33878443Do we have so few Euro anons?? I would hope that "lewdpartycostumes.co.uk" wouldn't point to just one person lmao>built in sports bra thing hissss these are evil>>33878445You put it where it normally goes, angled up so it can be read. C'mon anon.
>>33878441Thank you! I always appreciate any help, especially from someone that understands. Underbust 30, waist 26, hip 36. It just always leads me to trouble when I'm trying to find something full body like a dress, God forbid I want anything high-wasted. Even some mid-rise shorts and jeans just don't fit right at all. They don't have ass space and they instead have space in the front for a gut. For some reason, even in the small sizes, and then from one brand to another brand, I'm a small, I'm an extra small, or I'm a medium. I hate it so much. One brand said LARGE. Another said I'd be an xxs and they didn't carry it. Most of them just lie though, and if I order clothes online from the wrong vendor, I will end up with clothes that should be the right size, but do not come anywhere close to fitting.>>33878444Not a sexy nurse or even that sexy, its just a black dress with a witch hat and accessories.>>33878445No name tags, I just stand by a given station and help out
>>33878451I came here to be a femcel
>>33878455I can see how women easily make mistakes when buying clothes, even if the goal is to look exactly the same as past outfitsI'll check my male privilege the next time I buy size medium shirts and pants, knowing they'll fit well
>>33878456Lol. Do you read that other imageboard too?
>>33878453Sometimes the little built in sports bras nice if it's like a camisole top or something, but times like this, where it's expecting me to have super tiny titties, it's very unhelpful. I swear they are either super comfortable and also flattering or essentially chest binders, no in between.
>>33878452There is no shame in fighting and getting your ass kicked, but there's no honor is not fighting at all.
My thread crush hates me </3
>>33878456How is that going
>>33878455>black witch outfitwith your tits out
I can’t post
>>33878463I would hate you too
>>33878455>witch outfit is accidentally a sexy witch outfitIf it was me I'd just throw a black shawl or something over it, or maybe this one pumpkins and cobweb design cami I have... maybe just enough to cover my shoulders, even if it's see-through...The answer is always layering!!
>>33878463I am truley sorry for your lots
>>33878455>it's not that sexy>but my tits are literally overflowingI sentence you to 5 more years in /atoga/ so you can understand men better
>>33878455You’re really annoying ngl
>>33878465THE PICTURE SHOWED IT HIGHER WITH FULL COVERAAAAAGE>>33878468If I can't figure out something in time, then what I'm going to do is just unfortunately switch out the dress for jeans and a black top that's very high collar but sleeveless. So I can still have the sleeveless look I'm going for and it'll just be a very casual witch outfit. More so than just a black dress. Here's to hoping. If I had a spiderweb lace/chiffon shawl that I could just drape over my shoulders and clip in the front above my chestvI think that would look fantastic, but I don't think that's something I can find so last minute.
>>33878439they take up too much fucking space t. vhs accumulator
>>33878475Yeah that's exactly the shawl I was picturing! I think "witch on her day off" is funny and cute too lol, so go and have fun <3
>>33878475(x)
You just know this bitch has never had to go to bed hungry
>>33877031>What did he mean by that?It is pretty obtuse but I think I can see a possible interpretation.>>33876970>one single post in this thread where a "incel" unironically said he was entitled to anything other than basic human decency.The second part of the same post kind of is an example itself:>you are creating strawmen in your head to justify your own biases against men. you are an evil person.By suggesting that they are entitled to not have negative, or biased, things said against them or else the person is "evil".But it wasn't a very good post.I haven't read the full reply chain and I could be wrong and I've been wrong before, heh.>>33876885>They never want to look inward and ask themselves " what am I doing wrong? Where can I improve?". They immediately blame anyone and everyone but themselves. This isn't to say the world doesn't fuck them over in some waysThis has been my experience and observation.>>33876929>Pretty sure most incels blame themselves for being perceived as ugly and fucked up, retard.They really fucking don't. Some do. Some don't. The indicator is whether they're the type to assume they perfectly understand everything and are sad about it or the type to assume they perfectly understand everything and are angry about it.>>33877080>MKG tier spergoutHush
>>33878439Just buy movies or shows that you’d like to watch.I haven’t actually bought any from there myself, but eBay does have a glut of pretty affordable tapes. Thrift stores and maybe some pawn shops might also have some.The coolest one I’ve managed to find was a recording of a Skinny Puppy concert. Pretty kewl, only $3
>>33878465nta, but unless the model has the same body type as you, it's REALLY hard to tell what it's going to look like when you wear itNormalize flat models with giant hips pls
>>33878480Next thread I'll show cropped pictures if the top, its way higher on the model and slightly wider even though I can still roughly see the weird bra band now that I'm looking hard. Next year I'll be more proactive! Are you dressing up?
>>33878488>flat with giant hipsPeak
>>33877087>Men have you ever had a moment like this IRL?"I'm a grower not a shower and this water's very cold!"It was the truth but no less funny.
>>33878487>recording of a Skinny Puppy concert.Noice
Shut the fuck up
So who's gonna bake the next bread around here?
>>33878494hey bro it's me, the voices in ur head
>>33878491kyojiri loliyum
>>33878497Hey can you stop saying that life is pointless because I’ll never have a real friend?
>>33878501Don’t you have some tinder pics to photoshop?
**NEW THREAD**>>33878503>>33878503>>33878503>>33878496Done. Sorry if the image is lousy.
Ikea meatballs.
>>33878463Who is it?
>>33878489Yeah this holiday season really snuck up on me, mentally I'm still back in August lol>Are you dressing up?I use Halloween as an opportunity to recycle old cosplays or test-drive new ones, so this year I'm going with a friend as Pokemon trainers :)
>>33878512Thats pretty cute, are you best girl Dawn?
>>33878512how childish and embarrassing
>>33878420what about veiny cocks?
>>33878516We're actually going as Team Aqua grunts, that way we can just say "we're pirates" if we don't want to give the full autistic explanation haha
>>33876716Yeah(Finally after downloading a completely different browser, why is google chrome sucking ass rn?)
>>33878464Nta but I think I’m ruining her femcel career
>>33878464Not well but also I’m excelling too
>>33878459No just this one
>>33878630Gotcha. This is so much fun lol glad we met
>>33878710Really even when I make your life worse
>>33878723I’ll handle it. You’ll have to put up with me too, you know
>>33878734Interesting
>>33878785Pobody’s nerfect
I despise women.>>33878069I look like this.
>>33878301Okay, nvm, you're really boring. Good luck finding a unicorn, because it's gonna be hard. And even if you do, it'll just be a toxic relationship for both of you.I might be a scum, a cheater, and all those other things. But I've never once said shit like, "Oh, we went so wild, my exs and I loved it, but not with you, wifey/hubby, you're only for vanilla". That's some straight-up evil cuck fantasy no normal person would want any part of.
>get hard when a convo feels charged>hung so probably apparent if they look downhow do i fix this? how do you tuck discretely?
