In this thread, we ask the opposite gender anything!This thread doesn't have any thread-specific rules. That said, while you *can* ask anything, there are some topics that have entire boards dedicated to them, so you might be better off posting there. For example:>>>/pol/ for politics,>>>/lgbt/ for LGBT issues,>>>/r9k/ for incel rants,>>>/b/ for blog posts that are obvious works of fiction.To filter namefags and more:https://www.4chan-x.net/Also, we're on /adv/ and the /adv/ board *does* have rules. So, no NSFW images, no signatures, no avatar posting, no posting personal information or contact details, no racism, and no trolling or ragebait, etc. (If you want to post a picture of yourself or a Discord handle, post it in the ATOGA thread on /soc/ and link to that post from here).Finally, we would appreciate it if you didn't start a new thread unless the old one has either reached page 9 or the image count is in the 140s!Previously on ATOGA: >>33893153
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>>33895857Why do so many people want to molest Tails
>>33895857>picHARAM
>>33895865Hi Mark.
GenderDo you know the name of your first kiss?What about the person you had sex with for the first time?Are you slutty/whorish?MNoNoNo
>>33895868No actually its his brother noir
>>33895869MN/aN/aMaybe
>>33895869FYesNo, I’m a virgin.Don’t think so.
I'm marrying a milk truck or I'm dying alone>>33895869MI don't remember her name actually. She was a chunky latina with humongous gravity-defying... well you can probably guessShe had a FUCKED UP pussy though I had to ghost herJosie took my virginity. Big beat broad, like an emo beanbag. I /pol/sperged in front of her and she started fucking a nigger after me LMAOI don't think I'd qualify as a whore by bodycount. I don't really try to get any at all. But every year or so the good lord just throws it in my lap and you best believe I go ape on it
>>33895857you're the type of crazy bitch that makes men wear women's underwear aren't you?
>>33895869F I am still in a relationship with my first kiss and first everything.To modern western internet men this apparently means I'm a slut so go figure lol.
>>33895886Uh, noIf true
>>33895869MAlexandraJuliaNah. The only other women I’ve slept with besides Julia were Brie, once, and then Abigail.
Why did you choose to get raped?
>>33895881>She had a FUCKED UP pussy though I had to ghost herWas she a massive slut?
>>33895869M>Do you know the name of your first kiss?Yes, I knew>What about the person you had sex with for the first time?I never asked>Are you slutty/whorish?Very
>>33895888It is true. Sadly.
>>33895889What's with these names?
>>33895891No i don't think so. I mean I was fingering her and found a big chunk of fucking pussy cheese. Somehow the smell didn't waft out far enough for me to notice until I looked down there and I almost killed myself. She really wanted to fuck, I don't remember how I deflected away from doing so while not tipping her off about her gutter clam.
>>33895898Those were their names. I felt like sharing a bit too much, I guess.
>>33895886Youre being disingenuous, people obviously dont think that
Femanons, is it a turn off if a man finds it hard to be sexually assertive around you? I mean slapping your ass, grabbing you and spinning you around, etc.I just find it hard to picture myself doing this to a woman, it feels like I'm degrading her in a way that makes me feel like I don't respect her and consider her an object
I'm surrounded by whores
>>33895902So you would assume but alas
>>33895905I wish I were surrounded by whores....
I'm one bad day away from just slitting my throat
>>33895909You're here just like me
I'm surrounded by women at my job, I'm the only man in my area.
>>33895905Lucky you!
>>33895908Well i have nothing to say but congratulations Hope yall live happily ever after for fucking real sincerely
>>33895914Lucky. I’m surrounded by nobody.
>>33895904MYou're the exact opposite of me, lol.
>>33895917oh man I wish we could switch places, I hate being surrounded by people
I hate my life
>>33895914LuckyThere's only over-50 men at my jobI haven't had a conversation with a woman in my 18-25 "cohort" in probably 2 years
>>33895916It does seem to be that way and I do hope that, ty anon
>>33895922I enjoyed this for a while, but oh my god I have so few opportunities to meet people in real life. I’d take the henhouse over this at this point.
>>33895920SameIf she didn't want me to spread her legs, why were they closed?
>>33895924What’s going on over there?
>>33895925I just want a job where I'm by myself I'm not good at socializing >>33895927I guess I just don't care about socializing anymore.
>>33895925That’s rough
>>33895910Tried that. It's harder that you'd think.
>>33895931job I hate, no gf, tired of living with my parents, hate where I live
Women, how normal is it for men to snap on you and threaten you when you reject them or tell them you're not interested? I've heard from most women I know that it's very rare for a guy to just act chill to her when she's not interested.
>>33895940God damn, glad it didn’t take
>>33895936Its alright. There are women in my dreams at least
>>33895942Relatable. I just recently pulled out of “I hate my life” into “I need to change my life”Hating where you live and not being able to leave is a special kind of hell
>>33895925Yeah, it's grim for most non-Chads. Good luck finding a good girl that's single after 21 if you're not a millionaire.
>>33895943I dont knowIve never asked a girl outIve never heard any stories from the males in my life about being rejected Ive never observed a man ask a woman out
Men Why are you still virgins why aren't you actively having sex
>>33895948I think its mostly the lack of exposure to women more than any "chad" nonsense
>>33895952I’m not a virgin. I spent the last six years consciously not trying to date, and I don’t have any interest in sex outside of a relationship
>>33895952Im too afraid to try dating appsI ant a relationship not a one night standI dont know any women irlToo afraid to cold approach strangers
>>33895857why tf Tails fem now>>33895869>Do you know the name of your first kiss?duh>What about the person you had sex with for the first time?you guys are having sex?>>33895910realhope you have more good days>>33895914>I'm surrounded by women at my jobsame, I'm usually the only guy on the teamI'm awkward around all of them
>>33895953That's true, but Chad would still find a gf in this dating market from just his phone even if he worked around men.
>>33895940I could always burn myself or slash my wrists before slashing my throat to make sure I die I'm fantasizing a lot about suicide today I'm sorry
>>33895958>same, I'm usually the only guy on the team>I'm awkward around all of themto be fair I'm awkward around everyone also have nothing to talk about with normal people you'd think books would be a good topic of conversation but nobody reads
Almost quittin time
>>33895863cutedefined as as smart as eggman for some retarded reason, but consistently actually presented as a failurelooks frail, weak, easy to bullycutecute tails
>>33895952I did have it before my surgeries, and now I'm just waiting for recovery and a few more to be over. I want to have sex or at least jerk off so much it's impossible. I should write a book. The prologue turned out great, but the problem is I don't know what to write next. It's a cyberpunk detective thriller.
>>33895952My only prospect right now is not the same race as me and I find it a bit icky, even though her ass is utterly hypnotizing
>>33895943sounds like more of a yankoid issue. it doesn't happen to me often (stranger guy coming up to talk to me on the streer or in a store) but i try reject them politely and they are pretty much always very polite as well.the only situation that i could think of that wasn't like this was when a filthy foreigner maybe from southern europe came to talk to me, and he kept shouting at me once i saw him turned 360 degrees and walked away.
>>33895924samewhat about it do you hate tho?>>33895952a girl actually asked me if I wanted to come to hers for a drink tonight but I'm playing Sonic Adventure 2 Battle on Steamalso I'm broke af rn, work's only put me down for 2 shifts this week totalling 9 hours...also my roommate said they were gonna make omlettes but it's almost 11pm here, I might just go to bed soon>>33895967what you quittin?>>33895966>I'm awkward around everyonesameI try to make small talk but I fucking hate it lmaothe worst is when someone points out that I'm awkwad/shy/quiet. like wow thanks for telling me something I didn't know???
>>33895962Just use a shotgun broLike half the hardware stores in the south sell old beaters "under the counter" for like $15099% success rate Stick in mouth, point towards the back of your head not the top so you dont just blow your face off like a dumbass
>>33895969Meanie
>>33895976>I try to make small talk but I fucking hate it lmaosmall talk sucks so much that bauhaus even made a song about how much it sucks
>>33895976>what you quittin?The retard factory (caregiver job)
>>33895978I don't know why I want to make it painful for myself
Small talk is fine if I'm in the mood for it or I just click with you like the fat chick who keeps trying to flirt with me, but the problem is people exepct it as a standard thing and I don't really have anything worth saying a lot of t he time
I love women who smoke cigarettes!
>>33895989tfw no gf to smoke cigarettes with after being done having sex at the cemetery
>>33895985Shoot yourself in the chest then20 seconds of great pain or soAnd then they can at least have an open casket so everybody can gawk at your embalmed makeup'd body
4chan men are into it? I will never smoke a cigarette.
>>33895944Would have solved all of my problems.
>>33895982oh, yeah I don't blame ya for that desu, caregiving is really tough desu>>33895980lol based banddesu I don't mind it if the person is nice and easy to get along with and a good conversationalist. if the person is cunty though I just want them to fuck off tbqh>>33895992>I will never smoke a cigarettebased desu, save your healthI'm just hitting the vape rn
>>33895989>>33895990Did you guys time travel here from 2012 tumblr
>>33895992How about a pipeNot as harsh and has a nice aroma
>>33895991good idea, don't really care what they do with my body afterwards
>>33895995>oh, yeah I don't blame ya for that desu, caregiving is really tough desuOh lol, I enjoy what I do. It’s almost quitting time as in, my shift for the day is almost over
>>33895952Never met a woman with whom I had mutual attraction.
How do I kill the capra demonDude just btfo's me as soon as I go through the fog gate
i love women who drink milk but actual milk but the concept of milk from their breasts the milk of motherhood the milk of a mother mature and full and swelling with love love for a child for a lover for family for humanity a bosom of love conceptualized as milk that they drink in the reality of conception within my mind!
>>33896000nice, sounds pretty chill desu if you can post here while at work lol
>>33895995>desu I don't mind it if the person is nice and easy to get along with and a good conversationalist. if the person is cunty though I just want them to fuck off tbqhyeah some people are nice to talk to but most people aren't, it's like they expect you to keep the conversation going
>>33896003Can you stop giving us titchads a bad rep, thanks
>>33895996wait what year it is? D:
>>33896002Bring a good shield and kill those dogs asap. Run right past him and kite the dogs up the stairs.If you’re immediately locking onto him, stop doing that.
>>33896002Walk through the gate and immediately run to the end and hop up the wall kill the dogs then jump down and attack Capra. Simple as.I killed him the second time and I'm a girl
>>33896002Sprint up the stairs and hump your way across the little arch thing to put space between you and the hounds
>>33896002Just block lolEvery single Souls game and Elden ring is entirely trivialized by blocking
>>33895952You don't care.
>>33895992NO, I hate smokers.
*makes a retarded post*
>>33896012>and I'm a girlSaying that is just saying its a given women can't do this, actively detrimental thought process that will harm you own mind. I am channeling my chakras and manifesting a dragon to sooth your soul. Bless
>>33895992>I will never smoke a cigarette.That's fine by me.
>>33896003my mom never breast fed me, just one of the many ways she let me know she never loved me
>>33896004It is, I’ll likely never have another gig like this again. I get paid to play peekaboo with a grown man lolIt was a lot harder the first couple of years because his epilepsy was much more severe.
>>33895976>>33895958Fuck off, shit.
>>33896002just run up the stairs and fight the dogs one at the time on the stairs then kill the demon, abuse plunging attacks if you have to
>>33896014Thats why bloodborne and sekiro are goated
>>33896002God I hate Dark Souls and men who play it.
>>338960092012+13. World ended over a decade ago D:
>>33896025sekiro is not even the same genre hence why it's so good
>>33896026I will play with you in genshin, kitten
Do women get horny when they're ovulating?
>>33895869also>Are you slutty/whorish?no I'm actually very prudish and will probably die a virginmy work crush asked me to kiss her on halloween and I jokingly gave her a high five instead (I mean tbf it was in front of other people so would've been awkward)just want to fucking die honestly, my life is shit>>33896005>they expect you to keep the conversation goingyeah fuck that noise lol. like I didn't even want to talk in the first place why are you involving me in your shit??
>>33896026:( I’m normalIt’s one of my favorite games. I’m not one of those PvP obsessed guys though
>>33896019I found dark souls 1 incrediblely easy 2 and 3 were hard but the first 10 hours I had already made it to blightown..... And 2 hours later out of there I don't understand why your having trouble kiting enemy's Do you block?Do you parry? Do you connect with the 1 hit sword parry ?
>>33896027SAD! I'll keep pretending we live in the early 2010 though
>>33896026I just started a couple weeks ago, saw the game at goodwill for the ps3Does it have that bad a reputation? The only thing i know about the fandom is that everybody likes solaire "praise the sun xd"Anyways thanks for the advice everybody
>>33896023what the hell kek>>33896022glad he is doing better now and that you genuinely enjoy the work and it isn't too crazy>>33896036>I found dark souls 1 incrediblely easybased lolcompared to Cuphead 300% and Crash Bandicoot 4 106% that shit is easy tbqh
>>33896012>LunafreyaCan you sound any more MTF.
>>33896037I mean we may as well lol, shit really hasn’t felt much different since then
>>33896026soulsfags are some of the worst people out there.
I can't believe the world actually ended and we're already in the post-game.
Gay guys be saying “mhmm” and “yeah” after every other word you speak. It almost makes me feel like they’re *not* actually listening.
>>33896042I just know you have some very elaborate opinions on vidya, many of which are dogshit
>>33896036none of the souls games are difficult, they're fun! but they're not hard at all.
>>33896040No biofoid here.
mmmhmmmyupyea(boobs)coolniceuh huh (boobs)wowinteresting (boobs)(ass)cooool(neck)woooow really(boobs)
>>33896048not really the fans are just very annoying that's all, the games are fine
>>33896036Just wait until you play Demon's Souls.That game is an entire pushover.DaS 1 obviously is rather easy if it's not your first Soulslike.
>>33896044We’re in act 2. The legendary hero hasn’t show up yet because I haven’t had any kids yet
>>33896054I played demon souls and found it very hard. I didn't get very far.
>>33896054Demons had one of the most confusingly easy areas in a game with the tower of latriaAll the hype about it being hard and scary and its just mindlfayers who just A: StunB: Do < 100% hp in damageC: Stand still for long enough to stand back up, stunlock them to deathIts literally impossible to die to them unless its the red one there's only one of or you intentionally choose to play bad
>>33896050Incel moment
>>33896053Alright, you pass
>>33896046>Gay guys be saying “mhmm” and “yeah” after every other word you speak. It almost makes me feel like they’re *not* actually listening.Fuck, I'm bi and I really do it. But I didn't think it was a specifically gay thing.
>easy equals badgod I hate those people so much
>>33896052Meet better women bro
I feel like I'm about to have a breakdown
>>33896046I'm not gay but you're right I'm never really listening desu>>33896063nah my favourite video games are pretty easy to beat. sometimes a challenge is fun and engaging though. desu though even the hardest games boil down to muscle memory once you play them enough so difficulty is kind of irrelevant to the enjoyment of a game and "gameplay loop"
>>33895843vvomen,do you like men who can cook?
>>33896066>nah my favourite video games are pretty easy to beat. sometimes a challenge is fun and engaging though. desu though even the hardest games boil down to muscle memory once you play them enough so difficulty is kind of irrelevant to the enjoyment of a game and "gameplay loop"you're alright fren.yeah difficulty has nothing to do with a game being fun
>>33896058You are weird.It is objectively piss easy with the simplistic AI and abundance of healing items.>>33896059Nearly all enemies can be tricked without even having to try much, except maybe the rolling and heavy skeletons.
I don't like listening. Surely if the knowledge was so important, the universe would have manifested the knowledge into me
>>33896067MIn my experience, cooking for a lady guarantees she won't fuck that night. Seeing you do woman shit turns them off. Don't @ me I fuck and cook better than any of you
Which souls game has the balls that crush you
>>33896068I mean one of the funniest games I've played was south park stick of Truth and crash team racing and sleeping dogs good storylines and fun as fuck
>>33896070the entire souls series is piss easy you have to be brain dead to struggle with these games
>>33896065yo what's happening buddy?>>33896068ya agreedthe best games desu are easy to beat but hard to master
>>33896076Both Dark Souls and Elden Ring. I’m almost certain I’m forgetting some balls of death from another one of them too
>>33896072>woman shitIs that why majority of highly decorated chefs are men?>and cook better than any of youYou definitely do not.
>>33896076Demons souls>>33896067I don't prefer to have sex with men that cook>>33896070It's not your lying
GenderDid you use AI for your novel? I don't, but maybe I should. I feel like my writing comes off as amateurish anyway
Gamer thread
>>33896080What's the curve for Elden ring I haven't played. But Bloodborne took me a month to beat it was as hard as ds3
>>33896082I am stating objective facts and you are just an annoying troll.
>>33896083MNo, that would defeat the whole point of writing it. Your writing will only get worse the more you rely on LLMs to do the work for you.
>>33896081>Is that why majority of highly decorated chefs are men?Woman (or even average retard regardless of gender)'s perception of reality != realitySee man cook, think "wow what a bitch">You definitely do not.Huh, I suppose my family begs me to cook for them every other weekend as a collective masochism ritual then
>>33896077>crash team racingbasedplayed it on PSX back in the day, then I got all the achievements in Crash Team Racing: Nitro Fueled toobeating Adventure mode is pretty easy, beating all of the Nitrous Oxide time trial times is a fun challenge. these are the best kind of games imo
>>33896086Not a troll and your facts are wrong
>>33896085Elden Ring is Dark Souls 3-2, but it has a lot more equipment and magic that can make the game the easiest in the series if you’d like.I personally didn’t really care for Elden Ring; I’d call it the worst in the series. Didn’t like it enough to beat it
>>33896084I'd rather it be a thirst thread desuMe want honkers me want honkers me want milkies
>>33896083No but I've been accused of using AI when I in fact wrote it myself.
>>33896079>yo what's happening buddy?I'm just stressed because of work that's all my social anxiety makes everything 10 times more stressful >the best games desu are easy to beat but hard to masterthis is true, dmc and metal gear rising comes to mind but I'm sure there are others I'm not remembering right now
>>33896083MThe only reason to do that would be to get it out to print and sell fasterIf I wanted to make money writing more effectively, I'd peddle smut on tiktok, not peddle my soul to a machine
>>33896088>>33896083This reminds me of artists who switch to using AI.That is so sad and depressing.But I guess you have to be sad and depressing to do that.>>33896090Why would we care about your family. lol
>>33896097I’d rather be replyguying right now as well lol
why do some of you only come here to argue with people?
>>33896083MI dont writeUnless you count 4chan posts kek
'Avin a PROPPA english meal, LADS, what we eating today?
>>33896100>smut on tiktokqrd? sounds fun
>>33896102You called my cooking into question, I pointed to a group of people who like it so much they ask for it regularly, what the fuck do you mean NIGGER???
>>33896102My spicy hot take is that people like that were never really artists to begin with, just people who want to be seen as artists
>>33896092Sure.>>33896104It's the same 2 or 3 anons doing it all the time.They are also the ones who write utter garbage bait and then never reply to any of the replies.Sad and pathetic people.
>>33896108Leftover meatloaf sandwiches
>>33896108Fuck I’m jealous bro tell me what’s on that plateI think I’m gonna have a very stereotypical American dinner of a cheeseburger 2nite
>>33896104I come here to evangelize fat honkers and make chestlets feel bad
>>33896076fds1 when i had never played souls games before. then i thought ds2 made me get good finally (2 is the best in the series though), but that was actually bloodborne which i played after ds2. the "hardest" for me currently is maybe demons souls? hard to say .
>>33896118Almost better than fresh meatloaf
>>33896108NOTHING food is bad for me!!!
>>33896083MFuck no, at most I use it to proofread for any grammatical errors.
>>33896123I don't like the story of 2 and 3
>>33896112Whatever you say.>>33896114I am sure that's true for some.I know one case who just got incredibly lazy with it and I guess depression on top of that made them stop.
>>33896122I now want to kill you
>>33896115yeah pretty pathetic>>33896122BLASPHEMY flat women are god's gift to us men!
>>33896128Dark souls has a story? XDDD
>>33896134Yes and it’s about Literally Me
>>33896134joked aside the backstory of the first game was good then the sequels came and shat all over it
>>33896104This is a slightly more subliminal example:>>33896123>2 is the best in the series though>the "hardest" for me currently is maybe demons souls
>>33896132>>33896133Do me a favor and take all the chestlets for yourself and keep them many hundreds of miles away from me, thank you
>>33896118I ain't ever had meatloaf, sounds nice>>33896120A big old bowl of MASHED potatatoes, BEANS and SausageCan't beat BEANS and Potatoes
>>33896137Yes!! It sucks. DS3 in particular just didn’t do anything to the story I enjoyed very much
It’s all so tiresome
Women, what is it like to have boobs, while knowing that men are obsessed with with looking at boobs?
720p40"Let me guess, you need more?
>>33896149when its chad: (^:when its chud: )^:
>>33896149I think it's great I always make sure to wear sports bras and shorts to show off both ass and tits
>>33896038It's just that I had a bf who neglected me because he was so into video games like Dark Souls. He made me watch him play for our "date nights".
>>33896144Sounds delicious and exactly what I expected, minus toast and tomatoBruv you must make meatloaf sometime. It’s so good and dead simple to make. Keeps well too
>>33896154what if I'm neither a chad nor a chud?
>>33896155He was asking women
I was walking my dog in the park and found a partially burnt piece of paper, it was part of a story about a nazi who worked in the concentration camps. Turns out it was a page of the Stephen King novel Apt Pupil. Don't know why someone was burning a book down there.
>>33896150720p is too low. I'm happy with 1080p.
>>33896156I’ve met a guy like that. Was he also a stoner?
>>33896149I'll let you know if they ever grow in.
>>33896158/^:>>33896160cuz he's a weird freak?
>>33896146the original story of ds2 sounded interesting but lots of things got chanced during development
>>33896157Beef costs too much now sadlyI buy buy like nearly 2kg chicken for 400g beefIts isnane
>>33896154*takes a lingering gander at your breasts*
>>33896099aw I'm sorry anon, you'll get through work tho, and if anyone gets annoyed with you they can piss off lol >>33896102>AI>"artists"omegalul>>33896108based, what you 'avin m8?probably gonna skip dinner cause I don't feel like interacting with my roommates again keka few hours ago tho I had a bowl of cereal, a couple of carrots, some greek yoghurt with strawberry jam, and a packet of crisps innitcurrently just having carling and vape kek>>33896125have some chao fruit>>33896155tranny hands
>>33896159I am a woman and you will never see my ass or touch my tits
>>33896160Are there homeless in the park?
>>33895959Even Chad isn't fucking like he used to. Statistically, everyone is having less sex
no flat chested gf to hug me and cuddle with me after a long day at work life is pain
>>33896156yeah that's fucking mental lolwhen I dated girls I basically stopped playing vidya altogether, didn't have time between work and dates etc.that's one perk of being single kek
>>33896164Luckily no. He was hysterically against spending money, though. Like he was well enough off to live comfortably, but lived in actual squalor. I'm talking broken fridge with rotting food, broken furniture, old clothes, etc.
>>33896174Sex work and sex tourism cures this
>>33896174TrvkeI see chads and chadlites out and about holding hands with ever more beat, haggard skanks. No fucking clue what's going on.
>>33896171Don't reply to me, piece of shit.
>>33896171>aw I'm sorry anon, you'll get through work tho, and if anyone gets annoyed with you they can piss off lolyeah I got to keep reminding myself that it doesn't matter what they think of me. thanks for reminding me anon.
>>33896144How could you never had meatloaf Youre missing out buddy
>>33896172You have a Y chromosome thoughbeit
>>33896141Okay!! :) Just one is fine
a friend of mine says men being generous lovers is gay and a turn off, is this true?
>>33896173I think people sleep in their cars there, there used to be a tent pitched near where I found the page but that was over a year ago.
>>33896178Lol what a character. How long did you date this guy?
>>33896139ds2 is genuinely my favourite, no need to be passive aggressive.
Gender, 1 foreign meal you'd really like to try?For me, M, Peanut Butter and Jelly>High calories, sounds tasy, quick and easyIt sounds so good
>>33896184exactly, they ain't worth it breh>>33896183lulz
>>33896156Was he good at it?
>>33896190That friend’s name? Albert Einstein
>>33896194I wouldn't date or fuck a guy who admitted this irl to me
>>33896195>Peanut Butter and Jellyforeign meal? bruh these are just sandwiches I used to take to worktasty and filling tho, recommendmaybe when my roommates are in bed or tomoz I'll sneak downstairs and make oneanyway uhh I wanna try ur mom's cooking
>>33896187No I insist, have as many as you like>>33896190MIn my experience you need to balance every sweet kiss and long hug and nice compliment with a firm slap across the ass and squeeze of the neck while fucking or she gets real antsy and starts eyeing up the branches
>>33896200nta but then you're not worth anyone's time.
>>33896200won't this tranny please stop spamming me already lmaooo
>>33896194Same, based DS2 GAWD>Doesn't fall apart in act 2 like 1>No shitty mp like 3Objectively the best People who hype 1 forget 50% of the game is ass
>>33896173nta but when I was homeless I used to burn shit in the park with my lighter, extra warmth when it's cold and it's just something to do innit
>>33896195MIt’s as good as it sounds. Perfect quick and easy lunch.I’d like to try paella. I really want to visit Spain someday, specifically Andalusia.
>>33896192Around a year. I wasn't made aware of his living conditions until well into it, though.>>33896198Fuck no, he would do the same part for most of a night. And he'd get mad when he died.
>>33896203We don't even have american "jelly", its a different thing hereMy mom used to make really nice shepards pie
>>33896208>People who hype 1 forget 50% of the game is assnta but for me it dark souls 1 stops being good after sen's fortress, I though anor londo was lame, I liked the dlc though because it felt like a big demon's souls level
>qt joins>immediate spam and dogshit opinions postedAight im out
>>33896205Nta but if you like ds2 I believe you have gender disphoria
>>33896200>I wouldn't date or fuck a guy who admitted this irl to me
>>33896194That unfinished slop that required a fucking DLC overhaul?
>>33896217>spam and dogshit opinions postedThat has been all day, for several days. qt or no qt.
>>33896208yep. 1 has my fondest memories part but the later 50% is still part of the game. and i don't even hate areas like lost izalith that much it was very atmospheric and novel to me and that first playthrough at least to me matters most when judging games. but yeah they are still pretty close, it's not like ds2 is 100% better than the rest lol. (but still the best though)
Write your genderIf you could press a button and change your gender completely, becoming fully and biologically the opposite sex, but the change was permanent and irreversible. Would you press it?
>>33896216DLC was funny because I did it cosplaying Havel with just enough stats to fat roll in his gear to help people (shame that era of gaming is over)>Manticore shock completely bypasses shields (one of only 3 attacks in the game to do this), being the only boss I ever HAD to summon help with in the entire series because it cucked Havel so hard>Every single other boss can be completely trivialized by holding block Artorias was hyped so much but he does next to no stamina damage at all
>>33896218you realize you're namefagging right?
>>33896224I think the only truly dodgy part in the back half of DaS was Crystal Caves. I liked everything else a lot
>>33896226Mlmao no.
>>33896216I wondered why there was a seath battle at all in game. I wanted more of oolcile though, manus is a more interesting character boss. Did not think the sif battle was needed either
>>33896226I know a certain namefag who would
>>33896226Mno
MenGo become victims of bpdemons, you deserve it
>>33896226Mthese question are always stupid.How does this work, exactly?Do people just accept I'm a woman, or always was? What do I look like as a chick?Am I still the same age? ie, past the wall on women?Am I attracted to men suddenly? if not, why would I want to be attractive to men and not women?Etc etc
>>33896181No, sex work and sex tourism won't help. Society is simply too socially fragmented right now. You have socially awkward romantically deficient losers running the services we use to 'socialize', you have new services being made so you don't have to interact with people, and you wonder why you're so lonely.
>>33896237Did that years ago and am now ready to date again
Love without tension becomes friendshipAttraction without edge becomes boredomBoredom kills desire
>>33896226MNo, that would solve none of my problems, but probably create new ones.
>>33896195Mbunny chow
I'm F, why do I become so uncomfortable when I hear about other womens pregnancies and go into full blown panic when I hear them moaning in pain? Is this jealousy?
>>33896227I only use shields for regular enemies now that I think about it, during boss fights I two hand my weapon. pretty much every boss felt trivial to me since the Iframes in those games are really really generous
>>33896237No bpdemon want me.
>>33896224>it's not like ds2 is 100% better than the rest lol. (but still the best though)Good bait
>>33896221i played it without any dlc, it doesn't require it. i think based on what i read about what the dlc includes, it would've made the no mans wharf area a bit less frustrating but that's a small quick area to get through anyways.
>>33896237I already am one :(I still love her though
>>33896247Where would you hear them? Does every pregnant woman you meet invite you to the birth?
>>33896247I know several women who had extremely short births but long labor. If it's anything but back labor there is no excuse to scream. Because front contractions are nothing compared to back contractions on the spine.
I'm so depressed I'm going to die alone and everyone thinks I'm a femcel no matter what I do
>>33896237I never really understood the appeal of bipolar women, but I feel a similar thing for lesbians and FtMs.Unfortunately I can't date a lesbian since I'm a man (duh), but whenever a FtM gives me a crub of attention I melt instantly.
>>33895904The women who don't like getting slapped around are more common, but they aren't vocal about it. They also tend to be less online
>>33896251all the underages hate and keep whining about ds2 for some reason. keep crying lel
>>33896254On tv mostly, I hate how often television uses it for content
>>33896212>I’d like to try paellayou should dude, it's banging>>33896215>My mom used to make really nice shepards piecan I marry your mom>>33896217lol have a good one>>33896226no, I'd press a button to end my life tho>>33896237where they at>>33896258you'll be ok anon just take things one step at a timealso everyone else can fk off>>33896262bipolar is not bpd dude
>>33896234I was looking forward to fighting seath but man what a disappointing fight, all the fights against the lords (that they hyped up so much at the beginning) were pretty disappointing, they barely put up a fight. like you said manus was way more interesting and his fight was actually a bit challenging (but not by much)
>>33896230i approve. glad at least someone here is not trying to endlessly argue with me, maybe ds+2 has just really mindfucked some people for some reason lol.
I heard ds mentioned hello
>>33896251It's just retarded ds made you kill qulaag
I’m afraid everyone’s souls opinions are incorrect except mine.
>>33896258>I'm so depressedYes>I'm going to die aloneNo>and everyone thinks I'm a femcel no matter what I doElaborate
>>33896264Keep coping, the world's verdict is on my side
>>33896258I can cure you with my affection and cock, mostly cock, but with a little bit of affection too.
>>33896230crystal cave is such a small area that I don't really find worth mentioning it or complaining about it, the dukes archives is a dick cramp though it's just a tedious level
>>33896247you are a woman living past humanity's peak (i.e. the latter half of the 20th century) and therefore have been bombarded by propaganda against natural things like pregnancy, monogamous relationships, raising a family, etc.And like 99% of women, you fell for it.
>>33896275Your souls opinion is a crime against humanity and all decency, begone.
>>33896277I agree with the world 3 > 1 > 2
Think I’m gonna kms pretty soon here. There’s absolutely no connections to be made with the opposite gender irl and online dating is a farce, a mockery of romance. I judge and am judged through a handful of photos and a few words. It is unnatural. I want to be judged face to face, I want to feel her presence pulled deeper into my orbit or thrown out of it in the moment. Everything sucks
>>33896281I want a family I just don't like hearing other people do it
>>33896282Demon’s Souls is the best. DS3 is shameless slop for soulsois. DS2 has the best story. DS1 is the best for pvp.
purple pikmin gf...>strong, reliable>but chubby...or white pikmin gf?>small, pale>but kinda toxic.
>>33896286BASED
>>33896280The dukes archives is the worst part of ds1
>>33896288No need to thank me, just doing my job.
>>33896286>DS2 has the best storyCatch yourself on, was that because it was the only one you understood?
>>33896284Nobody is forcing you to try to date in a place that has an 80% male 20% female gender ratio.
Demon Souls remake > Dark Souls 3 > Dark Souls 1 > Bloodborne > Dark Souls 2
>>33896286Ds2 does not have the best story. Ds1 does
>>33896200Nobody cares what some tranny thinks lmao.
>>33896292>the hardest one is the only one I understood No, it’s because it actually offers a different option from “light the hecking flamerino or don’t!!”. DS3 is a disgrace and DS1 just wasn’t as captivating to me.
>>33896285Well, congratulations then - you are better than most of your peers.
>>33896294Damn sounds like i should get a ps4/5?
>>33896293How the hell do you date outside of that? Where do people meet each other? After high school / college it’s over
>>33896294>the remake You missed the entire point. >>33896295I looooove my power fantasies!
>>33896296Nobody cares what a virgin has to say
>>33896281Why then from my earliest memories did I reject being maternal and a desire to reproduce despite everyone around me telling me I'll change my mind one day? (I never did)>>33896281>99% of womenSo one percent of women reproduce? No wonder you got shot like a bitch.
>>33896273I also love DS (playing Cooking Mama, Nintendogs and Sonic Rush on my Nintendo DS Lite)
>>33896294>remakeplease get a lobotomy anon
>>33896300I only got the PS4 for persona 5
>>33896280i liked the dukes archive and learning about seath lore. but i can see how it's annoying if you don't happen to stumble your way through it naturally. i watched this one retard play dark souls 1 and get stuck there a few times, that's why he ended up hating it.
>>33896301Wherever. I've gone out with nurses at a doctors office I go to, baristas at cafes I've frequented and I also started going out with a girl that interviewed me for a job (I didn't get the job but we kept talking after that and started dating). I'm pretty average looking and a bit of an autist, but being friendly gets you pretty far I guess.
>>33896149I don't think about them, they have been a part of my body for so long. Do men think about their balls?
>>33896305Yesss rep cooking mama, pink ds lite was such a vibe
>>33896247Having your entire body's energy and strength sapped for 9 months by a 5-8 pound being is kinda creepy. Just saying.
>>33896301I was about so say university. In that case through your social circle and friends. Don't have friends? Good start there, you need friends to have a good relationship in the first place.
>>33896309it's complicated it's just tedious if you're trying to get everything in that level, if you just rush through it is fine I guess.also seath is a king's field reference same with kalameet
>>33895848i hate women because its not a capacity, its an instinct. women need to be restricted in life to not follow that instinct.
>>33896281If there is propaganda to make women not have kids, it's not working, because the majority eventually do. Most women want kids, but usually no more than 2.
>>33896299I'm a huge fucking loser bitch so no I'm not
>>33896251dog 2 being a sovlless cashgrab copy is only one of its problems, thoughbeit
Who's excited for first light? Also gender and favorite bond movie?F On her majesty's secret service.
>>33896313Only happens if your the wrong blood type
>>33896319Like constantly murdering men? You try first, moidlet.
I am warning you, tomorrow I enter the extra horny phase of semen retention and I will not be stopped
>>33896304>Why then from my earliest memories did I reject being maternal and a desire to reproduceYou were a child who watched cartoons - cartoons can be propaganda too.Actually, most cartoons are propaganda nowadays lmao.>So one percent of women reproduce?That's not what I said.
>>33896316What is the story of kings field
>>33896324The fetus directly takes from the mother.
>>33896322arguing with ds2nigs is like arguing with people who think cilantro tastes like soap
Men how to I filter a namefag again
>>33896322Whereas all the shameless copying is okay in DS3 because your messiah Miyazaki made it?
>>33896331But severe illness where your hospitalized only happens when it's the wrong blood type Pregnancy is very easy when your not sick and starving every day
>>33896332Isn't that an actual biological thing im confused
Castlevania > ds
>>33896328I'm in my 30s. I didn't grow up with lezbo shit. Nice try. People will come up with anything to explain why their made up gender roles aren't the be all end all for everyone. Some people think so little of our species and it shows.
>>33896334
>>33896320>If there is propaganda to make women not have kids, it's not workingBecause to make a baby you need a woman and a man, and men are less susceptable to propaganda (a lot of us still fall for it too).>Most women want kids, but usually no more than 2That's not what you will see if you actually talk to young women.
>>33896335Ds3 actually made an effort to be related to ds1
>>33896339They’re not even comparable. You’re gonna play Lament of Innocence and say it’s comparable to Dark Souls?
>>33896323M>First LightForgot about it kek.>Favorite Bond filmGoldeneye, without question. It's actually easier to say what films I didn't like rather than the ones I do.
>>33896336you type like a fat indian man who smells like the fermenting shit that is crusted under his fingernails
>>33896342Thanks babe
>the tranner is just an r9k incel ragebaitingTook me long enough to realize kek
>>33896330it's been a while since I played it I honestly don't remember. I do remember that the sword of moonlight at first is a stone sword that you take to a dragon and a fairy then they bless it or something and becomes blue, it's basically the master sword from zelda, you need it to kill the final boss
>>33896342Good I want trans men to filter me
>>33896300Yeah, it's good. It's different in a way that I like.>>33896302>You missed the entire pointI never played the original or read any explanation, but after you said that I think I know what you mean.>>33896307A lobotomy is useless, you can't use the hole for sex, so why even do it?
>>33896336My coworker gave birth recently. She said from 5-9 months it felt like someone sitting in her lap every time she sat down or laid down. You can't convince me that is "easy." I want my body to be for myself thanks.
>>33896344That’s the dumbest shit I’ve ever read on so many levels. Just admit you’re a Miyazaki dicksucker and got filtered by Dark Souls 2.
>>33896339they're not even the same genre anon ( I do love it way way more than dark souls by a lot)
>>33896357How tf would someone get filtered by the same boss copy pasted 30 times
>>33896337YesSome people's brains have a weird mutation that makes them think cilantro tastes like soap, others have their wires crossed and associate feet with horny, others have their qualia inverted so they think ds2 is the best in the series while everything else is "rollslop"Arguing with any of them is fruitless
>>33896346It's not out till March. I'm bummed because I'm getting a PS5 this month and I really wanted it for Christmas.Do you have a Bond you don't like at all?
>>33896336>tranny talking about pregnancy as if he knows how it feels
>>33896357Don't bother lol, it's the same retarded namefag talking with itself
>>33896344it was just a cashgrab lol
>>33896362Aah i getchu yeah
>>33896312whoo <3 I got one also from CeX lol (my OG was lime green tho)I also used to play Cooking Mama Burger Shop on the phone lol, that was really addicting>>33896310>I'm pretty average looking and a bit of an autistnta but desu I doubt that if you've dated those people you say lol...(tfw I worked as a receptionist at doctor's offices for years and also a barista and didn't date anyone ;_;)>>33896323is that a new bond movie or somethinguh I liked some of the old ones Casino Royale was also pretty coolnot really a fan of action movies though desu>>33896339basedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hfo6hoN0PUw
>>33896339I like Rondo of Blood the most. The Igavania games are too casual with zero challenge.
>>33896341>People will come up with anything to explain why their made up gender roles aren't the be all end all for everyoneHey, you don't need to fit into a mould, that's not what I'm saying.I'm just saying most young women nowadays are being conditioned, just like men.>Some people think so little of our species and it shows.Apollo 11 and voyager 1 were pretty amazing feats, tho.
>>33896368God bless CeX
>>33896305>sonic rushed based!!!I had a blue ds lite I used to play zelda phantom hourglass a lot too and megaman starforce
>>33896364He also is just legitimately retarded and making shit up
>>33896363>It's not out till MarchBrutal, if it was coming out soon then I would've picked it up.>Do you have a Bond you don't like at all?I feel like it really got phoned in with No Time To Die and I consider that the second worst, but I would consider Die Another Day to be the all time worst. A lot of people dump on Moonraker but I feel it's a lot more enjoyable than the two movies I just mentioned.What ones did you dislike?
>>33896374It's ENTJ what else would you expect.
>>33896364Everytime a man or tranny tries to say giving birth is easy or not a big deal, I question whether I should care that male circumcision is so barbaric
>>33896364Sorry I'm not a tranny. But I'm sure you'll find some on lgbt
I want to eat but I'm not hungry why am I always sick
>>33896335That Miyazaki's work on mistakes was done more out of necessity, to salvage the legacy of Dark Souls. That was his way to show us "If you're gonna make a sequel to a game that didn't need one, then this is how you do it". Tellingly, DS3 contains far more references to DS1 than to DS2, clearly demonstrating which game is more beloved.
>>33896378Only back labor birth is hard. And all men should be circumsized they don't even remember getting cut anyway
Spicey food enjoyer, would you ever use a jalapeno as a condom?
Why is femdom so popular in anime but not porn
>>33896382The knower
>>33896382miyazaki fags are truly retarded lolOMG IT HAS REFERENCES BEST GAME EVER!!!
>>33896368>nta but desu I doubt that if you've dated those people you say lol...Well I'm 7/10 according to /soc/ and I'm definently a bit of an autist (though I'm self aware enough to keep it in check to a point).>(tfw I worked as a receptionist at doctor's offices for years and also a barista and didn't date anyoneIt depends on how much interest you show. The barista was really blatant about it and dropped a few times in conversation that she was single, while with the nurses I was just lucky (they were a bit weird and I later found out that's pretty standard for nurses for some reason).
>>33896373>blue ds lite I used to play zelda phantom hourglass a lot too and megaman starforcethat sounds awesome lolyeah I also had the lite, great console, used it for many years... (before that my GBA SP was blue)>>33896372ikr, best store lol>>33896381gws, do you have any medicine? maybe eat something light at least like some bread/soup and get some sleepdesu I might just skip dinz and go zzz soon
>>33896384>And all men should be circumsized they don't even remember getting cut anywaykill yourself
Someone called this fat. And recently I keep seeing similar posts trying to gaslight girls/women that they're fat, if they don't look emaciated like fucking Eugenia Cooney. What's the endgoal here?
>>33896378There are women who double-fist themselves or stuff their vaginas with soccer balls. Surely giving birth can't be harder than that.
>>33896390Has to be bait at this point
>>33896391>pretty standard for nurses for some reasonI mean it's a pretty brootal job with low pay so yeah I think you have to be a little kooky to stay in the profession...>depends on how much interest you showmaybe I'm just too much of a tsundere IRL then>barista was really blatant about it in what way?don't think that happened to me but oh welltbf when I was a barista a girl said I was really cute but I just blushed and made the coffee
>>33896395it's just funny
>>33896386the average anime viewer is effeminatethe average porn viewer is a thirdie (masculine)
>>33896395She's a little chubby but it's ok, I like it this way
>>33896395No one wants women to accept or feel good about themselves, cus they're harder to control
>>33896395just misogynists/incels ig trying to prey on insecuritiespicrel is hot
>>33896395Brazilians can't suffer
>>33896395>Someone called this fat.You are either lying or baiting.Either way, fat people are still disgusting.
Men would you put your penis in a jalapeno, women would you put a jalapeno in your vagina?
>>33896400I miss when anime was cool instead of appealing to effeminate betas and shonenfags
>>33896400I watch both.
>>33896213>Fuck no, he would do the same part for most of a night. And he'd get mad when he died.then he was just a casul, not a true dark sovls enjoyer
I have never had an original thought
>>33896371>I'm just saying most young women nowadays are being conditionedEh, I honestly think we have underestimated the amount of people that don't want to be parents or are indifferent to it. We are only now living in a time period where its finally become someone of an acceptable choice to say no. >>33896368>is that a new bond movie or somethingNew game, actually based on the books from what I heard so probably the best chance at a new adaptation since Hollywood is gonna tank that franchise hard in the next few years.>>33896376the living daylights a view to kill and quantum of solace are the biggest duds for me.
>>33896361You tell me. Did you also soipog when you saw Anor Londo again in DS3? Did you do a hecking cry when you saw Aldrich (the only interesting concept in DS3).
>>33896413>instead of appealing to effeminate betasIt always did, tho.
>>33896411MI won't. But maybe I would put it in my bussy.
>>33896156god damn what? how do people like this get girlfriends?
>>33896384>And all men should be circumsized they don't even remember getting cut anywayOOOF what an evil fuck you are.
>>33896398>I mean it's a pretty brootal job with low pay so yeah I think you have to be a little kooky to stay in the profession...I guess so. They were either extremely sexual and into some degen shit, or we still very sexual but wanted to settle down badly and start pumping out kids. One nurse was discussing marriage and kids with me on the very first date and wanted to sleep with me that same night. I decided not to and bailed out, but she kept messaging me for a while saying how much she liked me and how much we connected.>in what way?Well like I said, she dropped that she was single in a few conversations and how she didn't have much planned a lot of the time. And because I am a bit of an autist, I didn't pick up on any of it until my friend asked why I wasn't asking her out considering how blatant she was being when we went there.
>>33896419clearly you never watched anything from the 80s
>>33896382Don’t tell him that Miyazaki loves DS2 and talks about how proud of the team he is.
>>33896417>the living daylightsReally? I can understand the other two, but that's a weird one to single out. I thought the Dalton movies were actually really good and were the start of more serious Bond films.
>>33896427don't you love how ds1 fags conveniently skip that part?
>>33896425>you never watched anything from the 80sThe TOS star trek movies were pretty cool.
>>33896427Ds2 isn't a bad game it's just the weakest
>>33896428I thought the pacing sucked, although its been a few years since I've seen it. I really like the early ones so I like the goofy stuff.
I wish I had been circumcised as an infant. Getting it done in adulthood is pure pain, and you can’t masturbate for a month. That’s basically a death sentence, my brain would be filled with cum by the second week, and I’d die from an internal sperm overdose.
I wanna have sex witha ‘cel, just once
>>33896431that reminds me, did you know there's an anime adaptation of starship troopers?
>>33896409Why would I lie about this?
>>33896435why the fuck would you get circumcised?
>>33896437Is it a parody like the live action movie or did they actually believe in the book's message?
>>33896436sex with a cellphone?
>>33896427More because its mistakes were a learning experience
>>33896433It's worth a rewatch imo. I used to not like the post-Moore films but I came to like them as I got a bit older. I'm not sure why but I've always really liked For Your Eyes Only, that one seems to be a favorite of the Moore films.I'm curious, what are your favorites then and why? And did you like any of the Craig movies?
>>33895869Fnonomayhaps
it's not fair and im tired of whining and crying about all the ways i think i've been wronged and all the mistakes ive made
Wait, I have to quit video games if I get a gf????Yikes! Gonna have to stay single then. Thanks for the warning!
>>33896439I tore the skin from overusing my penis, and after talking to a doctor, I decided to get circumcised.
>>33896381Sinus anon?
>>33896441No >:[
>>33896440I think it's a genuine adaptation of the book, I honestly haven't watched it myself so I can't tell
>>33896438>that picLet's assume you are not lying - have you consider, even for a moment, that that Xitter user may be trolling her and women like her... and that it clearly worked because you took his post seriously?
>>33896448That is so insanely sad
>>33896334Just install 4chanx to filter all of them at once>>33895843>https://www.4chan-x.net/
>>33896156I couldn't imagine doing that lolGf time is gf time, not video game timeSorry your bf was a retard
>>33896451hmm a battery cell???
>>33896448God damn.
>>33896411>would you put your penis in a jalapenoI'd do it for five dollars>>33896417>New game, actually based on the books from what I heard so probably the best chance at a new adaptationthat actually does sound pretty awesomenot my kinda game but hope it's good>>33896423>very sexualyeah I've heard this from a friend also lolnever saw it myself thougha trainee nurse asked me out once but then kept flaking so I assume she was just drunk at the time or something and then lost interest>until my friend asked why I wasn't asking her out considering how blatant she was being when we went theregood of your friend to help you out there lol>dropped that she was single in a few conversations and how she didn't have much planned a lot of the timeI wouldn't pick up on this either tbf
>>33896453That was the question she asked smart guy
>>33896452>I think it's a genuine adaptation of the bookBased if true
>>33896399At first, I thought it was engagement ragebait, but the girl in the pic has lost a few pounds and she posted the pic to show her progress. Then someone tells her you're still fat. And then others jumped in and start calling her fat too.
why do I only shit once a week?
>>33896446>I have to quit video games if I get a gf????nah but you'll have less time for themI've never enjoyed a date as much as playing vidya tbqh>>33896465how much fibre, fruit and veg you having?
>tfw ur a boy pretending to be a girl but you end up chatting with a girl pretending to be a boy Why does this always happen
>>33896462it's just people being mean at that point
Question to girls,Are you able to tell if a guy is a gooner/coomer/porn-addict from talking to him? What signs do you notice?
>>33896448I did sort of the same from having sex. My gf wanted to go at it all day once and I started to feel pain after 3 or 4 times, and I did tear something a little and it took about a week to heal. It's weird to think having too much PIV can actually hurt you.
>>33896468>how much fibre, fruit and veg you having?I only eat 2 sandwiches a day for lunch
>>33896465because you speak so many shit opinions you don't even need to shit with your butt.
>>33896422No you need circumsions.
>>33896469Fuck you
>>33896444How do you not know your first kiss/guy as a girl?????
>>33896474made me laugh, good one anon
>>33896476Heehehehehehehehehe
>>33896475lol no *twirls my foreskin*
>>33896471YupThey aren't good at anything, chronically anxious, low self esteem, defensive, and don't know how to hold a conversation
>>33896469It do be like that sometimes
>>33896481What’s the point?
>>33896471I don't have the mental bandwidth to think about something like that in social situations. most of what I think is, what should I say, am I sitting weird, am I making a normal expression etc. lol. when you're anxious there is not as much capacity for judging people in the moment maybe. so yeah I've never thought anything like that when talking to a guy.
>>33896471Not a woman, but friendly reminder that Chad is just as much of a porn addicted as (you).Women don't dislike that you watch porn, they dislike that its YOU who are watching porn, or doing anything else for that matter.Become more attractive and suddenly you will be allowed to do anything your heart desires.
Post gender and which patreons you're subscribed to
>>33896423>she kept messaging me for a while saying how much she liked me and how much we connectedthat sounds pretty rad tho, did you go out with her again?usually I just have girls messaging me after dates things like "did you not feel that was awkward?" or "please don't talk to me again">>33896473what are in the sandwichesmaybe mix up your diet a bit or go to Subway, then you'll be shitting>>33896484>chronically anxious, low self esteem, defensive, and don't know how to hold a conversationI was like this before porn>>33896491do I look like I'm made of moneyI tell these people to get a real job
>>33896489>friendly reminder>false info
>>33896443On her majesty's secret service. I adore Diana Rigg and I love the last 30 minutes of it. Dr. No I like a lot too. Got to see it on film in theaters and really got to appreciate how pretty it was.I do really like Skyfall but more for technical elements not as a bond movie. I'm not the biggest Bond fan overall but movies are my life so I've seen them all. >>33896471No idea but I'm one too so I throw no stones.
>>33896496>the truth>false info
>>338964864fun
>>33896453>Let's assume you're not lyingAfter I already posted evidence. Do you go on about your life thinking everyone just lies to you, dumbass? Also, like I said. This isn't a one instance thing. And it's not a meme or something. Not to mention, this is not how the internet work. Even if the first person who commented "you're fat" over a pic of a perfectly healthy girl/woman was joking, now it's becoming widespread and by the law of the internet, something starts as ironic then it stops being ironic. It'll become anorexia inducing. And the girl in the pic is all the more susceptible to that because she lost a few pounds but if she's told by a group of people you're fat (and many did) then there's a good chance she'll think she's still fat (im she wasn't to begin with) and that she's gonna need to lose more weight.
>>33896493>what are in the sandwichesjust ham cheese a slice of tomato and lettuce
>>33896500Psycho
>>33896493>that sounds pretty rad tho, did you go out with her again?No. I did try but some shit came up, and I think she just assumed I wasn't interested.
>>33895843My qt boss I have a crush on asked me again if I was coming to her bday party next week (asked me around 4 times last week)I said yeah, just give me the deets. But she has yet to send me details despite texting each other throughout the day. I won't be seeing her til this party (she originally texted me asking me if we were working together tomorrow which I said we weren't which bummed her out supposedly)Since she hasn't texted me any details does that mean I'm not really invited? Also what should I be bringing? I already gave her a small bday gift on her actual birthday. Am I supposed to bring another present too?Should I bring something in general to the party or just turn up?
GenderPost your prescription
>>33896507Just ask again retard
>>33896491I don't use patreon.
>>33896508Fnone? Are they common for young people?
>>33896484>>33896488>>33896498What about looking at someone in the same room without talking? Are you able to notice if a guy has the coomer eyes or features like in the meme?>>33896489Honestly I used to think that too but I'm fairly sure women have certain subconscious detectors that alarms them if a guy is a pervert gooner
>>33896501I was once obese and there am uniquely positioned to say: normalizing anorexia is overall less harmful than normalizing obesity.Of course, the ideal would be for people to maintain a healthy weight, but since people are retarded the pendulum has to swing one way or the other, and lean people are at least more pleasant to look at.
>>33896498>Dr. No I like a lot tooFunny, I don't like that one much at all. Probably because the Bond films hadn't found its footing yet and was pretty much like a standard 60s movie for the time. But then things really picked up with From Russia With Love and just kept getting better.>I do really like Skyfall but more for technical elements not as a bond movieMy feeling too. Casino Royale was excellent, but the Craig movies progressively got more uninteresting as time went on and I have no interest in the final two films (saw them both once and that was enough for me).
>>33896515No lmao what?
>>33896508MAlbuterol and budesonide/formoterol.I have asthma.
>>33896508Too many.
>>33896515No, I do notice a lot of sad looking men in the world.
>>33896515i guess it's possible this phenomenon can be observed but i've never thought about or noticed something like that.
>>33896508MNoneI take an aspirin for headaches maybe twice a monthJust had a checkup a couple months agoI like to think im pretty healthyI am only 22 though
>>33896508MI don't believe in prescriptions. If God wants you to survive, then you will.
>>33896484Kek, so that's a no then. I'm a max level gooner but I have hobbies, work hard and I'm very social. I was also good enough at my hobbies that I got hired for some jobs based on them alone. I ahve some issues with self confidence but that's pretty well hidden with a fake it till you make it attitude.
>>33896470>people being meanTrue. But it also feels like these people *want* that girl/those women to become anorexic desu. Idk wtf is happening, but it's like they want to spread this mental illness, and I don't know it's because they have it too or because they're jealous and or the subset of men doing this want to find ways to shit on women and thought inducing mental illness in them is the move. Idk.
Do women appreciate good movies?
>>33896523Well, why would they be happy? It's looking grim for every guy without rich parents.
>>33896478what do you expect me to automatically have one just because of that?
>>33896517The Craig movies definitely burnt out. I really have no faith in the future for the franchise besides this new game. If they make a woman bond, I won't watch, and I'm a feminist.
>>33895843m or f, and what do you feel sorry the other sex deals with?
>>33896528All gooners aren't made equal obviously but those are the ones ive chatted to in person and been able to confirm were gooners, i cant do that for every guy
>>33896491Fi don't waste money on that
Ok anons. The seasonal affective disorder is starting to set in. What exercises do you recommend for the winter?
>>33896532I live breath and sleep movies. It's my most defining trait. Great example by the way.>VIRGIN LUNGS
>>33896538All girls kiss guys in school at the very latest, so yes
Women would you rather ate a guy who never leave his room or a guy who live outside?
>>33895869>F>Yes, and my first kiss story is so cringe.>Yes.>I guess I'm a little slutty by definition.
>>33896540MTheir inability to have their own clone of me. I truly pity them
I feel like a beanie makes me look fatter somehow
>>33896547Stair climbing.
>>33896516Normalizing anorexia isn't less harmful, and neither does the pendulum has to swing any way. A few years ago, neither was normalized. Also, you find Eugenia Cooney pleasant to look at, that's your opinion, but I disagree.
>>33896506oh rip, that sux>>33896508Mrisperidone (antipsychotic), carbamazepine (mood stabilizer), mirtazapine (antidepressant), methylphenidate (stim)>>33896504>slice of tomato and lettucethat's better than nothing but you should have more fruit/veg (I say hypocritically)>>33896540rape, violence, harrassment, misogyny, beauty standards, periods, and posting on an anime imageboard>>33896544based>>33896547hope it doesn't get too bad for youeven just a brisk walk everyday in the sunshine will prolly helpjust try to keep active and get sun/fresh air daily>>33896548if you could be any movie character who would you be?
>>33896547The exercise of putting a vitamin D supplement in your belly
>>33896550live outside
>>33896547Running in the cold
>>33896343It is true, the amount of women who have no kids at all isn't significantly higher than it was in the past. Historically, 15-20% didn't have kids. The amount of kids women are having is less than the amount they want. There was an article I read showing how laws preventing the amount of child seats that can be put inside a car promote women to have one/two kids over three. People don't know their neighbors anymore, and god forbid you want your child to play outside without a neighbor calling the police. You're expected to constantly hover over your kids without the help of family/friends/neighbors anything less is child abuse. The economic impact of kids is another thing, lol.>t. woman who has talked to many women, is friends with women
>>33896547Hugs and kisses 365 sets of 24 reps
>>33896554Lol. Makes your face look rounder or something?
>>33896540FThe possibility of being drafted and to a larger extent being seen as disposable meat to the state. CircumcisionNot having their emotions valid or taught to suppress them.Loneliness
>>33896549i wasn't very interested in that kind of stuff back then + i was sort of what you would call a loner lmao
>>33896539>If they make a woman bond, I won't watch, and I'm a feminist.Fair. I have nothing against women, but I'd rather a whole new IP about a female spy instead of the usual gender swap crap that keeps happening. And as far as Bond films go anyway, I'm not sure they could really do anything more with it at this point and the last movies left even hardcore fans pretty bitter about how bad they were.I'd be all over some brand new spy film set in 80s Europe though, and I think a female spy doing some shit in the USSR would be really cool. Unlikely we'll ever see anything like that ever again though.
>>33896540F. Seeing erectile dysfunction ads every day, more work, societal demands to keep emotions in check.
>>33896512I think they prescribed me something, but after that, I called my friend who connected me with a guy who used to be a therapist. He said I should just smoke weed and chill.
>>33896566Thank you.
>>33896557Are you a narcoleptic bipolar person or an adhd bipolar person
>>33896556>A few years ago, neither was normalizedlol>you find Eugenia Cooney pleasant to look atI don't, and 99% of people don't have enough self-control to get to her weight.
>>33896557That's easyElliot Gould in the Long Goodbye.
>>33896565I guess it squashes down my hair and makes the lower half of my face look biggerMaybe i should wear a ushanka instead Ive gotten some korea war shit somewhere
>>33896573>self-controlAh it's bait
>>33896557>>33896561I would if my street wasn’t a steep hill in the middle of bumfuck nowhere.
>>33896573What's crazy is that bottom pic could just be some guy with a beer belly and his plastic surgery girlfriend or it could be some pregnant FTM tranny and the MTF tranny that got her pregnant.
Mmm delicious Monday night bachelor beer tasty
>>33896572>adhd bipolar personthis (though desu I think the bipolar overrides the adhd lol and it's just a byproduct)I'm just a crazy bitch tbqh. I managed to avoid crashing out earlier though
Is kissing a girl, gay since women suck penis?
>make eye contact with a girl and she smiles>try talk to her, she responds coldly and immediately finds a reason to end the conversationHow do I talk to women? Looksmaxxing only helped getting the foot in the door
>>33896585based, I too am having a beer
>>33896576No it isn't.Anyone can losing weight (as I said before, I was once obese and lost 70lbs when I was a teenager), but after a certain point you just hit a wall that you can't climb without a will of vibranium (to this day I still want to reach 140lbs but never managed to)
>>33896586I hope ur cocktail works for uAlso based alice madness pull yesss crazy bitch
>>33896589I don't know anymore. I was told for years to just "talk to them like you would talk to a guy" but doing this only got me the equivalent of IRL ghosting
>>33896580(wo)man up
>>33896590Clink and cheers to you fellow beer drinking singleton
>>33896571The draft is pure evil in our modern world. What we did to those poor boys in Vietnam. And I stress the word boys. At least draft both gender for christ sake.
>>33896589eh don't take it too personally, maybe she's just shy or wasn't in the mood/had time for a convo>>33896592>I hope ur cocktail works for ulol thankswell I haven't been in the loony bin for a while so that's good>>33896592>based alice madness pull yesss crazy bitchyou're based af, I love that game also
>>33896595You do that, but with a bit more restraint.
>>33896588Is it gay to sit on the toilet seat? Basically picrel. Is it gay to shake hands? Somewhere along the line somebody's touched a penis. Is it gay to breathe air? Your basically sucking face with every dude on earth
>>33896598I’m too old to draft now, but if they ever reinstate it and try to get my brother, I’m going to prison
>>33895843Based WH ship
>>33896588Yes, just like fucking a woman in the vagina where penises go
>>33896588Honestly, I thought about it before too. But now I've become so gross that I'd kiss a whore right after she licked my ass.
>>33896602Earth is fairly fucking gay when you think about it
I love flat womenanyway time to go to work
>>33896588As long as it's just been your own, then it's like self fellatio. I've still made out with my gf just after I've blasted cum down her throat.
>>33896603Based and righteous of you.
>>33896609Eugh
>>33896591"Having anorexia (a disorder that takes self control to get out of once you've fallen into it)" is not "having the self control to lose weight", you are an idiot xx
Bumble keep saying a girl liked my profile, but they keep saying that there is no more girls at 5km2
>>33896608I also love small boobs and will keep your seat warm
>>33896584Is that even a real pic? Models have retarded tattoos now?
>>33896615Watching the Melb Cup bro?
>>33896618It is, I've seen some really shitty ads for fashion brands in recent times.
>>33896547Wake up at two in the morning and sprint around the house screaming for an hour.
>>33896616With your ass? Kinda gay. Man ass heat
Why does my gf (1-1/2 months, we're both late 20s) leave me on read for 5+ hours? She introduces me to her parents but then she will not reply to my texts for multiple hours. Like 5+. I don't know how you expect to grow close to a person if you don't talk to them every day. I'm not insisting on calling her, because my ex did that every night and sometimes it was a big inconvenience, but she could at least text. It makes me fe l like she isn't interested at all, and I feel like a gay beta cuck to text her goodnight around the time she goes to bed only for her to not reply at all.
>>33896618I lived in Austin for 7 years. I was easily in the minority as a woman with zero tats and piecings.
>>33896616nice! you're a good fren, see you in 12 hours
>>33896613That’s gross to me too. I’d always brush my teeth if I wanted to kiss my gf on the mouth after eating her out, and vice versa
>>33896608have a great day at work sanik>I love flat womenwhy u shoot down amy tho>>33896626>then she will not reply to my texts for multiple hoursmaybe she has a job/life? lol, not everyone is glued to their phone
>>33896567Oof, start immediately then
I'm tired of being horny. Women please cure me
>>33896629And he’s a Daleposter too? My fucking man
>>33896614You clearly have never experienced not being able to fit on your school's chairs
>>33896626>I feel like a gay beta cuckYou should. You post jaks
>>33896626Imagine if you lived in the 1970s Phone call for a hour or so then nothing for 10-30 hoursSome people just dont like to text and arent good at it
>>33896625I wear a second pair of pants to make sure my ball particles won’t touch his. Don’t worry
>>33896604cute ship
>>33896635another daleposter! based!>>33896631>why u shoot down amy thosanik's not ready for a relationship yet
>>33896626You are her PR boyfriend (she introduced you to her parents and shit), but she still fucks Tyrone behind the scenes.>>33896638>tfw you can't even post gems of /atoga/ (pic related)
>>33896623>>33896628That's insane. I thought models would have to be tattoo-free because of the brands and stuff.I've even seen doctors with tattoos, which shouldn't be allowed imo.
>>33896562a chick at my work keeps telling me i need to get women pregnant lolshe insists "everyone says they dont want kids, until they cant have t hem"
MenWhat is your favorite romantic song
>>33896636Do you know what an ad hominem is?
tried to masturbate with the new showerhead nothing works and now my clit is powerwashed raw
>>33896658blue velvet (the song not the movie)
>>33896659I wasn't using ad hominem, I was talking about a personal experience.
>>33896573What tf are you on about? First, what does the last pic have to do with this? Second, the girl in the pic already looks like a fucking model, yet you're saying you have no issue with people being pushed into anorexia, meaning you have no issue with her losing more weight. So even when the woman fulfills the model look, you're advocating for pushing her into losing more weight and turning her anorexic. Third, when I said a few years ago, I mean pre body positivity movement. And fourth, models were anorexic and mentally ill, but the majority of the populace understood that they're not models and that it's okay if they don't look like skeletons. Now, we want to go around telling already thin women they're fat and to lose more weight.
Question I guess. I'm going on a kind of what I'm hoping is just a simple lunch or dinner depending on when she's available in a week or so. Never been on a date, am in my 30s as well which sucks, but would it be weird (provided things go well) to ask for a hug when I take off?Really hoping it goes well, I know I'll be nervous as fuck but I just hope I can try not to be my rigid, boring self for once.
Your liberal girlfriend:My Mexican girlfriend with no birth certificate:
how to get demon wife
>>33896658I prefer instrumentalhttps://youtu.be/JgSc53D-VPc
>>33896547Get one of the really cheap sandbags that were posted last thrad and you can do box squats, lunges, dead lifts, farmer carries, shoulder carries rct for relatively low price.I'd suggest either that (by far the cheapest option you can scale)Or look for second hand weights and do the above + concentration curls, barbell curl, liu raise, but this is worse option if you're unsure, because ita a higher price entry point with worth scalingAssuming you want to workout at home
>>33896663*pokes your very clean clit*
>>33896507After you get the party details just ask her what can I bring?
GenderWhat is a recent wild idea you've wanted to experience?MI want to have a full-on week of sex, and nothing but sex, in an mfff foursome.inb4: I'm not saying I could keep my dick hard for 17 hours straight for 7 days, during recharge times we could use toys and other body parts.
>>33896669Yeah it's weird to ask for a hug, if it goes well just open your arms for one as you're leaving
>>33896668>you're advocating for pushing her into losing more weight and turning her anorexic>Now, we want to go around telling already thin women they're fat and to lose more weight.No I fucking don't, I'm just saying that if I had to choose between a world where obesity is normalized and one where anorexia is normalized, I would choose the latter - It doesn't mean I like the skeleton look.
>>33896658MI’m a pretty hopeless romantic and like a lot of love songs. Sade’s Kiss of Life was my answer to this question in a previous thread, but right now I’m hooked on Lau Noah’s Wooden Chair.Beautiful song. It describes exactly what I want with a woman. Incredible vocal harmonies and guitar on this track, and very easy to sing along to.https://youtu.be/lWtYbSaGPfQI want to sing it to (or even with) a woman someday. No woman I’ve ever dated has appreciated my taste in music or singing ability
Metaphysical solipsism is true. None of you are real.
>>33896686>No woman I’ve ever dated has appreciated my taste in music or singing abilityWhy not?
>>33896658MIt's not explicitly romantic, but I really like Peter Gabriel's Lay Your Hands On Me. No matter that fears and anxities of your partner, you're always there for them.>Poolside laughter has a cynical bite>Sausage speared by the cocktail satellite>I walk away from light and sound>Down stairways leading underground>But still the warmth flows through me>And I sense you know me well
>>33896689I just didn’t know how to pick ‘em, I guess. I was a doormat and a people pleaser with low self-esteem too
>>33896673I love Wall-e as a movie, but the message of "be a polite, romantic cuck who chases a particular girl and she will eventually want you" did so much damage to me as a child its unreal.
Women whats your favourite "i hate men" songs?
when I took a bunch of lsd I realized this entire world is just a thought that I am having. a dream.I am nothing.
>>33896658https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tc4UgI-nY_4
>>33896636You've clearly never experienced always thinking you're fat and you still have more weight to lose even when your body keeps failing because you're starving it. It becomes like a compulsion and since it's a mental illness, words like "self-control" become meaningless when the mind that's supposed to do what's best for you is playing tricks on you. You were fat and lost weight, good for you. But it sounds like you think the other side (being anorexic) is a blast all because they're not fat like you. No, there are other struggles in the world besides your own.
>>33896695shut the fuck up already no one cares
>>33896700can't stop won't stop
>>33896684Do you even understand that anorexic isn't a synonym for 'very skinny'
>>33896658https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhRMn-j3q3E
>>33896650>sanik's not ready for a relationship yetbro was flirting with rouge in the new racing game tho, he's a fuckboy fr>>33896658>What is your favorite romantic songdon't really have a favorite but was listening to this banger earlier https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AX6znJQYx6c>Are you just playing the part of a mademoiselle? One who feels a little blue?>Please relax, between the acts, I'll sing a love song for you...>The debut of the cinema, it fills me with feeling>Straight from your little whispers, they ring through to the last scene...>Next to the ocean we both wait for dusk to come. And the sun, we watch it go>Forgetting, just barely, the dance we used to know...>Your part and my part are destined together here... memories in our story>On curtain fall, perhaps then all, the waves wash them to sea...>>33896672go to hell ig>>33896681not really wild but I'd love to get a motorbike and just speeed around the mountains
>>33896658https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jItz-uNjoZA
>>33896679Ow
>>33896692Kek, I larped as Shawn Michaels and girls liked it.
>>33896684Except, dumbass, when you say you'd prefer a world where anorexia is normalized after I showed you a pic of an already thin girl and told you she was being fat shamed and told to lose weight... it means you like the skeleton look, because if that girl loses more weight because if being shamed, she'll look like a skeleton.
Has 4chan affected your sense of humour?
>>33896658Sorry femanon, I'm not much of a romantic, so maybe this. Mostly because it feels relatable.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xn4MiyePoOU
>>33896510Why hasn't she just given it when she has brought up her party like 4 or 5 times with me lmao.
>>33896710Yep or she'll be dead, highest mortality rate of any mental disorder
>>33896695this but on shrooms. How does lsd feel and where did you take it?
>>33896658https://youtu.be/WWpZC1bKfX8
>>33896364Kek this mfw whenever I post here and see incel/tranny garbage being posted
>>33896715feels like you are god. and I took it in my apartment
>>33896699>You've clearly never experienced always thinking you're fat and you still have more weight to lose even when your body keeps failing because you're starving itI actually experience it, just without the starvation part (I'm 155lbs).But desu, I don't care much about weight anymore - nowadays I'm way too neurotic about my height and race to be neurotic about my weight lmao
>>33896713Idk but dont overthink too much some people just forget stuff, if she's bringing it up she wants you there
>>33896714>highest mortality rate of any mental disorderGod damn, I had no idea. :/I guess that makes sense.
>>33896651>You are her PR boyfriend (she introduced you to her parents and shit), but she still fucks Tyrone behind the scenes.shit really? how do I confirm this?>>33896631>maybe she has a job/life? lol, not everyone is glued to their phoneWhen I had a job where I wasn't allowed to look at my phone I would still check it at breaks so I could reply to my ex gf.>>33896641Fair and if it was the 1970s I would be okay with that.
>>33896714>highest mortality rate of any mental disorder
>>33896705>not really wild but I'd love to get a motorbike and just speeed around the mountainsSounds cool. If it's an SFW idea, I'd love to one day just board a random train and go wherever. I feel like with all the work, I’ve fallen too much into a boring, repetitive routine.
space and time are not real. we are all one consciousness.
got 'em
>>33896727>how do I confirm this?If you 2 live together, come back home early without telling her in advance - if there's a hung guy ravaging her on bed, then you'll have your answer.If you don't live together it becomes trickier.
Where do I meet clingy gf
>>33896732>one day just board a random train and go whereverI did this when I was having a mental breakdown kekI recommend doing it on a nice summer's day tho when you don't have work and having a nice time of it
>>33896740psych ward
>>33896721By yourself? I wonder how that changes your trip. I took it while I was around people, and I think that makes a big difference in how you feel.
>>33896728iykyk
>>33895869MN/AN/ANo
>>33896658WOULDN'T IT BE NICE
>>33896745I've never taken psychedelics around others
>>33896658https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WB2iecHMpZQ
>>33895843Do women prefer black or brown hair on white guys?
>>33896749IF WE WERE OLDER
>>33896585mmmm beer...>>33896672go to hell or smth
>>33896736When will women take responsibility and give men the romance they're longing for
>>33896658https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZdcZGCHXGII would say story of my life but I havent even had a crush since high school
>>33896658not exactly a romantic song, but invokes romantic feeling in mehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnDGID-nf3M
Women,Two paths lie before me, and at the ends of both I see myself at an elderly age. At the end of one lies Gandalf. At the other, Dracula from Castlevania.Which path do I take?
>>33896738She has 4 roommates so if she's fucking Tyrone she's doing it at his place.
>>33896750I was suddenly able to understand how everyone felt around me in a way I never could before because I'm autistic and shy. I kinda want to try it by myself but aren't there risks if you get a bad trip and there's no one around to regulate you? I heard some bad stories
>>33896741>I did this when I was having a mental breakdown kekFor me, it's like every day I'm choosing between "fuck everything and everyone" and going all out for what I want, and the logical part of me that knows I don't actually want to become homeless.
I dont know if i can ever marry a woman that doesn't know this songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ME6RtQgBMSI
Foids absolutely despise romance. Never show her any romantic songs unless your goal is to get her to cheat/dump you.
>>33896765Middle schooler slop
>>33896764yeah, being homeless really fucking sucks, I don't recommend it>>33896765>pierce the veildo you want to date 16 year old girls or something
>>33896763>I kinda want to try it by myself but aren't there risks if you get a bad trip and there's no one around to regulate you? I heard some bad storiesNot him, but you’re talking to one of those bad stories right now, an acid casualty.I’ve done LSD alone plenty of times, but I’m not sure I can recommend it in good faith. If you try it alone, just take one tab.
>>33896767I'm pretty sure they do but their romance is not the same as our romance. And if you make the mistake of thinking they're the same she'll think you're a beta cuck and dump you
>>33896767>>33896772retards
>>33896771C'mon you can't just say that and not share, what happened?
>>33896762>if she's fucking Tyrone she's doing it at his placeprobable
>>33896769>>33896770>middle schooler>16bahahaha do you boomers think we're still in 2012? No one under the age of 20 knows this band, i guarantee
>>33896377>everyone is ENTJLmao mindbroken schizo jeet can’t understand that people hate him and want him kicked off this board
>>33896722Yeah, now imagine you're skinny, sometimes faint, you probably have brain fog/memory/cognitive issues because you're malnutritioned, always exhausted... and yet even water, you worry about drinking too much water and just throw up after a few sips. I personally was never on board the body positivity movement when it amounted to saying you can be healthy at any weight/being fat is healthy. But the other side of the coin is not encouraging people to be sickly-thin or push them towards eating disorders.
>>33896765This would be like if a foid said this and posted that one really annoying Secondhand Serenade song
>>33896777>No one under the age of 20 knows this bandmy niece literally went to go see them the other week lol
>>33896774no you
>>33896776So the fact we haven't had actual sex, only oral, and she tells me when we finally do I have to wear a condom, is part of the cucking?
>>33896765>>33896769>they don't listen to the GOAThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRKJiM9Njr8
>>33896775Lol, it turned me into that guy for a little while. It isn’t fun being that guy. Life is kind of terrifying when you’re in the throes of drug-induced psychosis.
>>33896700Why so melty today swarthoid? reset your router again?
>>33896658What Sarah Said - Death Cab
>>33896772>>33896774In a study by Carter et al. (2014), 128 women were presented with male characters of varying degrees of dark triad personality. Physicality was held constant. Men with dark traits were rated as dramatically more attractive to women compared to control characters who lacked these traits (with >99.9% statistical certainty, p < 0.001). Furthermore, the attractiveness of these dark traits was not explained by other characteristics like extroversion. This suggests personality does matter to women, but not in the manner popularly claimed. Rather than preferring empathetic and responsible men, many are most attracted to narcissistic, manipulative and psychopathic men.https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0191886913012245>MUH ROMANCE
>>33896788>drug-induced psychosisLike you were full on hallucinating and seeing things? or something else? sheesh
>>33896744No I mean like she's clingy because... she just is, not because she's mentally ill
>>33896786>believing a young woman in the year two thousand twenty five hasn't had sex
>>33895843tfw UK anons are b& from seeing the thread pic lmaothis shit getting ridiculous fr
Any gender, 30 year old M here. I'm going through mental health struggles while in uni again and I'm thinking about just saying fuck it and dropping out. I'm doing a group project right now but haven't really done much the past few weeks and I can tell my group members hate me. But I've been legit considering just offing myself.Stupid thing is, almost everything that I'm even remotely interested in doing requires a degree and I'm fucking miserable working entry level jobs. Yet despite that, I get the feeling that work just kinda sucks the vast majority of the time no matter what you do. If not dropping out, I'm thinking about pivoting to education or something from computer science. It's not that I can't do CS, it's that I keep getting stressed the fuck out and Idk if I want to sit in front of a computer all fucking day debugging shit.
>>33896782Huh, i didnt even know they still toured. But that doesnt change my opinion. Pierce the veil isn't a teen band anymore. Most of their former teen fans (like me) are pushing 30>>33896787MCR is even older lmao
>>33896786Kinda yes, or maybe she has STD
>>33896793No hallucinations, but I began to believe fully in all sorts of half-baked esotericism. I had to struggle a lot to separate fact from fiction. I was losing my mind.
>>33896681FI wanna just get up and travel in my car cross country. Stop at diners and rest stops. Motels. Read and smoke joints on top of my car and watch the stars.
>>33896803Marry me
>>33896799>MCR is even olderNo, the MCR hasn't been founded yet.
>>33896792You haaave to kill yourself "dark triad" bro GO BE REAL AND TRUE!
I think it would have been funny if black emos used to where all white clothes.
>>33896804I feel like this a common desire
>>33896803I have this same fantasy only I talk to locals wherever I go and write a book that's either non-fiction or inspired by my travels, like On the Road.
>>33896681FMarriage maybe even. a relationship where we love each other
>>33896795I'm sure she HAS that's why I'm wondering why I have to wait 2+ months when she's not a virgin.I'm not trying to be an entitled incel and it shouldn't be a problem but I'm insecure.
>>33896808Is that a no
>>33896798>computer scienceCompletely useless in 2025. You're 10-15 years late. Every company is telling the oldest admin to just use AI and they fired everyone else.
>>33896807and bleached their hair
>>33896810Crazy talk
>>33896799>Pierce the veil isn't a teen band anymorethis shit still popular with the alt/emo teens tho, MCR also>>33896798>thinking about just saying fuck it and dropping outI did this (I was in the same boat as you, did CS til final year and then thought about going into education/teaching) and I don't recommend it, being a poor wagie and working entry level jobs also sucks like you say...>Idk if I want to sit in front of a computer all fucking day debugging shityou don't have to do that after a degree, you can still go into teaching or whatever (in the UK for example you can do a PGCE or whatever paid for by the goverment after uni) take some time off if you need to (most unis will let you suspend for a year), and speak to your lecturers/counsellors at the uni etc., people are there to help. one of my lecturers even took me to a doctor's appointment lol she was a sweetheart. put your mental health first. try not to drop out though. I was in my final year averaging a high 2:1/1st and I really should've just finished desu. now I make minimum wage and can't afford to go back
>>33896802I think psychedelics should be used responsibly if you want to expand your understanding of yourself and the universe, but if you're using it as a crutch or losing control of it, then yeah it might not be the best play. Fair enough
I have been pleased to see that it really wasn’t a phase after all wrt emos
>>33896803I would love to accompany you on your travels.
YOUR LIPSTICK, HIS COLLARDONT BOTHER, ANGELI KNOW EXACTLY WHAT GOES ON
women would you suckle a penis like a pacifier?
>>33896810Too wild and extreme
>>33896817>take some time off if you need to (most unis will let you suspend for a year)The stupid thing is, I've done literally this already and have taken the courses I'm in before but withdrew from them already. I've been in and out of school for years now and been telling everyone I'm finally more or less on the home stretch but lately I've just been feeling burnt out and unmotivated. Forgot the job market also just really fucking sucks for cs right now too.
>>33896811I broke up with my first gf because she had me waiting for almost a year until I gave up.That said, wait at least a few more months, tho. You don't want to miss this opportunity in case it's all just in your head.
>>33896813Sorry I don't want to marry.
>>33896797I don't care. Nobody in the UK is awake right now except for QT. He's going to spend the next six hours bitching bitching bitching bitching bitching about how horrible life is, and then he'll wake up tomorrow morning wondering why he feels so miserable.
Men just want love and marriage but women insist we are sexpests based on few bad apples
>>33896681MFall for someone who lives far away from me and eventually date them
>>33896681>a recent wild idea you've wanted to experienceA self inflicted gunshot to the head.
>>33896798Real talk. The modern day university is designed to pump out soulless automatons from the population and for ND people it feels like torture, I felt that first-hand. You're not crazy for hating it but don't fucking off yourself cause you suck at a few classes lmao that's retarded.
>>33896787>listening to any band formed after 1980couldn't be me
god runescape 3 fucking sucks. I really need to make the switch to OSRS already.
>>33896834midwit detectedIf the music is good I listen to it. Simple as
I just figured out my ribs are squishy and bendy I can't stop playing with them did y'all know about this
>>33896828ffs, true nomad phenotype
>>33896830>not wanting to wait for sex like a beta cuck for no reason while knowing she let Chad plow her in their first date = being a sexpest
GenderHave you ever come across a story of a stranger that died suddenly and get obsessed with their online footprint? I got a little crazy with it last year when I was bored and lonely and I secretly worry his soul will haunt me.
>>33896831Many have tried this, but it rarely works.
>>33896836I thought literally yesterday you said OSRS sucked. I would send you to Lumbridge with the quickness, bud.
>>33896803You had me until the smoking.
>>33896834>he excludes Bon JoviOpinion ignored.
>>33896838how anorexic are you. state gender and weight now
>>33896843It’s how my mom met my stepdad, so I feel a little hopeful
>>33896846Weed is my one vice. I might switch to edibles though because I'm a runner.
>>33896832Never do this. It's dangerous.
>>33896851If only I were your vice instead...
>>33896837no, this is the midwit post. pattern recognition will point you to the fact the lion's share of 'good' bands were formed in the 60s and 70s. obviously they continued making music into the 80s 90s and even 21st century (and many of them had their best output post-1980), but the actual foundation of the band was before then.
>>33896438you need to stay far away from those milady maker people, they do that as a career. it's some human trafficking bullshiet where they make girls cut themselves / become anorexic etc in order to control them.
>>33896844it does suck but it's all I know
>>33896855>disney channel audience ooooo sfx
I have had actually positive experiences on dating apps as a mandoes this mean i'm good looking, or that everyone complaining about them on the internet are an extremely loud vocal minority
>>33896658MI dont know any
>>33896848I'm not Chris Christie, so, no.
>>33896863How tall are you?
>>33896819>really wasn’t a phase after all wrt emosif anything I've just become more emo overtime desu>>33896829>Nobody in the UK is awake right now except for QTthis guy is too (I presume): >>33896825>the job market also just really fucking sucks for cs right now tooyou don't have to stay in CS specifically with the degree there are still a lot of technical adjacent jobs going, or just go into teaching like you say as there's a shortage (especially cs and science teachers)>lately I've just been feeling burnt out and unmotivatedthat's alright and pretty common at this time of year desuanyway first step would probably be talking to support at the school and your profs, and just doing what you need to stay afloat>going to spend the next six hoursactually I have to help my mom with something in the morning so won't be up too late>>33896836>really need to make the switch to OSRS alreadyjust dew it>>33896838don't break them>>33896859fucking gross, these people need roughing up
>>33896857You are painfully autistic
>>33896827>I broke up with my first gf because she had me waiting for almost a year until I gave up.what the actual fuckwas she christian?I'll stay with this girl but I can just feel her losing respect for me the longer i put up with it.And her leaving me on readLike are these games?
>>33896868'autism' is not a general insult for stuff you disagree with
>>33896833>Real talk. The modern day university is designed to pump out soulless automatons from the population and for ND people it feels like torture, I felt that first-hand. You're not crazy for hating it but don't fucking off yourself cause you suck at a few classes lmao that's retarded.I don't really hate modern university in most cases but I suppose that's otherwise a good point. I'd like to believe I'm actually somewhat above average at coding too and I find that actually coding stuff and working with a team isn't so bad (until my mental health falls apart and I withdraw from my group and miss deadlines anyway). It's when I'm stuck debugging stuff for hours, or working on stuff that I don't care about where I'm not sure if I want to do this for the rest of my life.
>>33896863could be several factors, you're probably decent looking and chill and had some luckI also did when I was tried but was years ago tbf>>33896866nta but 5'7", most people don't really care about height like incels make out
>>33896849I'm f and 19 bmi
Women if stem cell technology got so advanced that they could grow real standalone penises for sex toys, would you still date men?
>>33896863Both.
>>33896711I hate comics or memes like thisSome men are alone because they ignore female attention, they literally get noneIt denies our real life experiences
>>33896876>until my mental health falls apart and I withdraw from my group and miss deadlinesnta but how often does that happen? is it a predictable cycle? are you in any treatment? it's worth addressing and looking intoI had the same thing where I'd ace classes one semester and then flunk everything, turned out I had bipolar kek
>>33896816>>33896824Yea I figured
My leatherman came today I can’t wait to open it I’m so excited :D
>>33896884I was lying for fun
>>33896384>They won’t even remember it anywayIs that what you told the court after drugging all your victims?
>>338968665'11I don't even list it on my profile lol, my thought process is that if they ask I want to block them. Happened once.
>>33896879>grow real standalone penisesHow would stem cells do this? You'd still need a huge life support machine to keep the penis alive, it'd be easier and cheaper just to get a guy.
How do I deal with my feelings of hollowness and emptiness after having beat every ending in all Class of '09 games? Should I try to fill the void by rewatching Cruel Intentions?
>>33896876This is pretty much you thenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0ec2-E5Xq8tldr do the hard work faggot. Either you choose your suffering or suffering will be thrust upon you. Until you learn that you haven't truly become a man. Debeg the damn code
>>33896885Wow, I’ve never seen you post anything happy or positive before
>>33896829>bitching about how horrible life isEh I acknowledge my life is actually better than most people's and it's just my mental health that's assI had a fun day off today (and will do tomorrow also hopefully)
>>33896883I'm bipolar, type 2. I'm unmedicated but I'm not some quack who doesn't believe in medication, it's more so that every medicine I take fucks me up with side effects in some way. Last one I took gave me a panic attack and I thought I was going to lose control and kill myself. KekSeems to happen about a semester every year. I was just noticing this. I should put myself back in therapy but the problem is, it's really hard to find a good therapist.
>>33896886I wasn't
>>33896893Go out side
>>33896890It's like you've never heard of the Korean Penis Fish. It's a perfect day for Banana Fish? No, it's a perfect day for Penis Fish. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/r8aT5sa3Wu4
>>33896869>was she christian?No.If she was christian and was "saving it for marriage" or something I would actually have stayed with her, because that's a great sign on a woman. But she wasn't, so she either:>wasn't a virgin and was making me wait for not reasonor>was actually a virgin and was using me as practice while remaining a virgin for a future Chad boyfriend of hersAnd I didn't know which one was worse.>I'll stay with this girl but I can just feel her losing respect for me the longer i put up with it.Approach her about it - say you are not happy with her doing it. If she listens and stops doing it, that's a great sign.If she gets mad or ignores you, save yourself from a future humiliation and just jump ship.
>>33896900I wasn’t either in my answer to that question
>>33896863I don't know. Like every one of my dating experiences involves a girl becoming so crazily obsessed with me that she asks everyone around her to DM me so I'll unblock her. And stalking... Girls are scary.
Bit my stupid fucking incel cheek while eating
>>33896895I've seen this vid already and it does sound a lot like me. It has been a while since I've seen it so I may have forgotten some of the points it made. In general, I like Dr. K's stuff though.Oh yeah, I'm also ADHD so it's hard for me to just sit down and work on stuff too.
>>33896885
>>33896900You will be.
>>33896879Yes. I don't want a sex toy, I want an actual man who can enjoy my body and use me as he pleases. I want someone who can overpower me and pin me down as he fucks me. I want someone who will love me when the sex is over. And I want someone who can impregnate me and be around afterwards to love, care for, and provide for both me and the child.
Meryl Streep is so beautiful
>>33896907Massive design oversight in the human body imo
>>33896898I went to school with a bipolar guy. He got kicked out of school and sent to a special ed school for pulling down his pants and peeing on the face of a girl in our science class. Our science teacher smacked his face and got put on admin leave for it.
>>33896803this sounds awesome>>33896823this sounds like a pedo fetish
>>33896878>19 bminot a real answer if you don't say height but ok I guess no tight hugs or rough sex for you then cause ribs aren't supposed to do that
>>33896877>5'7"See, /adv/ should have a flag system like /int/.Thirdies come here and speak as if their experience is the same as firstworlders' and that their advice is relevant for people on the other side of the world, living in completely different cultures, in a country with completely different demographics.
>>33896898>I'm bipolargang shit>every medicine I take fucks me up with side effects in some wayfucking sucks iktf, but if you can afford it I would try to work on it and find a cocktail with manageable side effects, at least to get through school dudeI honestly think people like us can't function normally enough to get through stuff like school successfully without any meds. I tried for years and years to be normal without meds, the episodes would always fuck me up and ruin my life lolor you could drop out and become an alcoholic bartender like me but I really don't recommend that>>33896916>pulling down his pants and peeing on the face of a girlbro clearly had more problems at play...
>>33896918i'm 6ft 140 lbs i just get accused of being a troon if I say that
>>33896863>>33896880I've literally almost never had any success from dating apps as a manI'm also 5'4" and not in good shape
>>33896911Stop making my dick hard with your descriptions. I don't want to masturbate again today.
I want her and she knows it
>>33896919>ThirdiesI'm in the UK which is basically a third world country tbf but heightism isn't really a thingamerica might genuinely be worse but I can't imagine it's as bad as the incels proclaim
>>33896908Yeah then get a prescription. It helps adhd a lot. Ez pz
>>33896927>america might genuinely be worse but I can't imagine it's as bad as the incels proclaimAnd you would be correct on both fronts
>>33896896Fuck off jeet lover>>33896909I’d happily fight to be a man than troon out like a faggot
>>33896923NTA but you’re the exact same height and weight as me, and I’m a dude.
>>33896927>I'm in the UKAre (you) british, tho?
>>33896921>fucking sucks iktf, but if you can afford it I would try to work on it and find a cocktail with manageable side effects, at least to get through school dudeYeah, idk. I can see what I can do. >>33896928>Ez pzNot easy in 2025.
>>33896933If you've got British citizenship, you're British, you fucking troll.
>>33896927Who is saar posting without my consent
>>33896923Your future sons will be massive, are you scandinavian or something damn I need a piece of those genetics, my sons will become ubermensch
>>33896908>I'm also ADHDADHD is super common in bipolar people, I also have bothmaybe programming is not the career for you but either way you should really try to get through school wtih all the resources you have at your disposal just so you have the dumb piece of paper that can help you get your foot in the door for jobsput your mental health, stability and healthy study/general habits first, and the rest will hopefully fall into place. godspeed anon>>33896935I have British and EU citizenshipMr. Worldwide ahh passports
>>33896935lmao
>>33896859You know what? You might be onto something.
>>33896935GOOD MORNING SAARS POSTING FROM BLOODY BIRMINGHAM INIT
>>33896923How's life
>>33896923>i'm 6ftas a woman? damn that's hot af
>>33896935:| You know what he meant
>>33896928nta, but, ADHD's not a problem, my therapist said to just smoke weed and chill.
Everyone is pregnant but me
>>33896943That’s a troon women today can’t grow over 6ft
>>33896944What he meant was he's a dumbass troll.
>>33896934You're a grown ass man. Go get your diagnosis and get a prescription. What part of that can't you do.
>>33896950Then why feed him? Dummy
>>33896949>name
>>33896923Man, I crushed on one Amazonian who was taller than me so bad. She was like 6'0.5 or something
I actually agree 100%
>>33896935I consider myself british by naturalisation (born here lived here all my life blah blah) but not by heritage or whatever, my parents are from another european country>>33896945>smoke weed>>33896928>get a prescription. It helps adhd a lotyou have to be really careful with weed (which can trigger psychosis) and ADHD stims (which can trigger mania if you're not taking other stabilizing/sedating meds) as a bipolar person kek>>33896949>women today can’t grow over 6ftbro's never been to scandinavia>>33896955with what lmao
>>33896953Sorry I guess I still side with troons over jeets please continue
>>33896946Neither is my sister (28)She doesn’t want kids though which makes me sad
>>33896938I think I could like programming but I do agree with the rest. >>33896951Dude I got diagnosed way back in high school and even with that, it's still been hard to get a prescription. I should know, I've already tried in the past year.
>>33896956>bro's never been to scandinaviaI’ve been to Amsterdam and even the women in the red light district looked like your run of the mill Czech whore
>>33896923I love women taller than me so much. Let's have hot sex and go on a fun date later.>>33896954Based and same, tall queen enjoyer.
>>33896946This but I'm a manlife is unfair sometimes>>33896963Maybe...don't go to the red light area where all the international whores are? hmm...
>>33896956>with what lmaowith the statement that was said
>>33896923Youd make a pretty lamppost
>>33896923Marry me
Would the men in this thread ever molest a 25 year old little girl?
>>33896956I just think social policing about what "real" nationality you are is stupid. Like if a Laotian family with Laotian accents decides they want to become American citizens and live near me in my neighborhood, I'm not opposed: once they're naturalized and have U.S. passports, they're just as American as me, as people on a Native American reservation, or as people who've been here since the Mayflower.
>>33896963The Netherlands isn't Scandinavia, bro.
Moid momenthttps://youtu.be/aXshO9wSgHo
>>33896972I don’t really see why you can’t fathom that someone could claim a different ethnic heritage than their national identity
>>33896975Tried telling my boss this but he still wrote me up for being late to work.
>>33896966Mpreg
>>33896971I legitimately can't tell if the post in the pic is a joke or a woman's real opinion.Both are equally possible.
>>33896963FU, Czech whores are the best.
>>33896978I played the shit out of that game
Le sigh
>>33896959Sometimes I wish i didn't want them maybe I would feel at peace
>>33896964based tall queen enjoyersdancing with tall women is really fun lol>>33896967which one tho>>33896972>they're just as American as meeh, despite being born and living here all my life I don't consider myself "as british" as other people, because my family roots aren't, to pretend otherwise is daftit's like mowgili in jungle book innit, bro could blend in but the impostor among us>>33896978>3D life simulatorbro just go outside lmao>>33896981bro's gonna have to take his one consciousness to the unemployment office
>>33896984Stop watching porn coomer jeet
>>33896962Ok wait until you're 40 then. It's your life bro. My words may be harsh but they're necessary if you want to escape from your cycle of self-proclaimed misery, because I've been there once.
>>33896988Indeed.
>>33896989I think you’ll get them somedayI don’t have the biological clock to worry about, but it’s a great source of worry for me too
Would you shave your head?
>>33896999I would do it for £10
>>33896980I didn't say that. What I said was claiming that someone isn't a "real" British/American/whatever because they're an immigrant, a dual citizen, or just not from the dominant ethnicity is kind of dumb.
>>33896978ok, foid moment? 2 can play that gamehttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/UvIBfOKIwS8
>>33896998Doesn't sperm get old too
>>33896966Why else would someone travel to Europe other than to have sex and smoke week in public >>33896977Eh I was close enough, the coffee and breakfast was really good tho
>>33896971That's very obvoiusly a bait postSo is yours
>>33896999no way, only works for moids
>>33896984Prague has some of the happiest Happy Ending massage parlors in the world.
>>33897004Well yeah, I guess I should say my time limit is longer, more accurately
>>33896999no, no one should ever shave their head unless they’re a balding man.
>>33896999No I like having a full head of hair and mogging balding manlets on my way to work
>>33896977Everywhere with fair featured white people is scandinavia
>>33896940theyre tied into the com and thus epstein and palantir bro same for remilia corp its all part of the same post-truth curtis yarvin nick land accelerationist crypto cult decentralized mannerbund kaliacc bullshit mayne they ultimately serve the interests of israel covert ops and blackmail rings in the american political scene...
>>33896999I would do anything for love.But I won't do that.
>>33896999No, but I’ve done it before.
Girls if you're so smart and better than us why aren't you making millions off our crippling game and porn addictions?
>>33897008Aren’t they all mafia owned?
>>33896971Why do they look like 2 different women op
>>33897013Take your meds.
>>33897010Even then ehhhBetter to gracefully bald than to buzz your hair off like some redditard
Women, smash that reply button and let me know your thoughts in the comment section below.
How weird would I sound if I said that every time I see a bald woman, I imagine my cock and balls rubbing against her head? Not in a bad way. It makes me extremely hot, so I want to date her.
>>33897016They are
>>33897021Sponsored by CRED
You have to shave your head at least once just to make sure there's nothing weird going on under there.
>>33896999Sure.
>>33897019u dont know what ive seen
>>33897023Why are moids so gross
>>33897023This reminds me of Star Trek. There's this race of bald aliens whose women's pheremones make men ultra-horny. The only member of that species we see in all of Star Trek tells Captain Kirk she's taken a vow of celibacy on first meeting him.
>>33897009Lucky
>>33897001WE WUZ SAARS N SHEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIT
>>33897030What, a secret Mossad prison in the basement of your local hamburger diner? Or was that another LSD flashback? Take your fucking meds.
>>33897035What's this meme from
>>33897034I am. Your head feeling any better?
>>33897031Hey, foids have those fantasies too. Like when they see a guy with big hands, they imagine him choking them. I've read that a few times.
>>33896999F. I feel like shaving my head would feel good but I'd hate being bald. Like maybe I'd do it if I weren't gonna be seen by any other human being for the next year minimum, but otherwise no way lmao.
>>33897026I did that once but it was while I was going through an Industrial Goth music phase and wore 14 eye Doc Martens every day so everyone thought I was turning into a skinhead. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRx2xR0OOnA
Question for both genders, but do you have a stigma for those who have had cold sores (HSV1) before or not? As in, how much would you care if somebody had it, but is now asymptomatic? After all searching it up seems majority are likely to have it.When people talk about herpes in a negative way it's mainly the latter (HSV2) one, the genital one, right? So far asked two people I know IRL and got two different responses, kinda want to see if there is a consensus asking other actual people than just looking at stats online
>>33897038Some indian guy posted his dad on reddit asking ‘can you guess where my parents are from?’ before realizing it was the biggest mistake of his life lmao
>>33897039No
>>33895865OMG little cat baby face.
>>33897026Probably lots of moles
>>338970062 seconds googlingNews about late 40s pop star dating 29 year (who was previously married and has kids but still counts as a child btw). Redditors seething.https://old.reddit.com/r/popculturechat/comments/1ogf9r8/It's supposed to be a parody but it's not even that lol
>>33897044Don’t ever put this shit in your bio because I will swipe left in a nanosecond
>>33897044Not really an ish, I had protected sex with a married woman with HSV while her husband filmed it to jerk off to later.
>>33897046That’s a rough Monday. Sorry, anon.
>>33896904yeah man I don't know if it's a testbut I will start talking to her about itwe haven't had a SINGLE ounce of conflict yet and that's a bad sign but it's also a month in
Did any anons here make money by selling pics of their bare feet, dicks, or tits online during COVID?
why do women hate male sexuality?
Women, what do you think sex with Elric of Melnibone would be like?
>>33897053Oh shit this sounds like somebody I matched with a while ago
>>33897060Girls don’t know who that is
I hate women.
>>33897058They don't hate male sexuality when men do homosexualist things to other men's bums. It's only when male erotic behaviours are directed at women.
>>33897057definitely not me
women should be more cringe
>>33897062I doubt that women don't read fantasy. Most women bookworms I know have it as their second favorite genre to romance. Which is also why romantasy is so popular.
>>33897057No but sneaking out to hook up with girls quarantining their appartments was the most fun I’ve had during covid lockdowns, trying to get past hotel security and breaking in through fire stairs was like some mission impossible shit lol
>>33896842MIm not very good with social media. I hope to be able to delete as much of a print I can before dying.
>>33897066Women are more likely to dress goth and emo than men, so they are by definition more cringe.
>>33897057>Did any anons here make money by selling pics of their bare feet, dicks, or tits online during COVID?MNo, but I sent my dick and my butt in a few threads for free. Now I'm planning to make an OF.
>>33896237Even the BPDemons don't want me.
>>33897057I did it for free!
>>33897060He dies to the sword though... Besides the fact he very ill he probably can't maintain a proper hard on or even get hard ragsg
>>33896237It is hard to find them
>>33896842M, I was going through a bad period of health anxiety and read the Health Anxiety subreddit which kind of made things worse. Whenever anyone on there posted about really concerning symptoms I clicked on their post history to see if they'd stopped posting on reddit at some point, had been told they needed to be in hospice, or if there was any record they might have died. I was mostly seeking reassurance from stories of people who had manageable chronic conditions or just had nothingburger health scares, but I was really haunted by the stories of people who died, disappeared, or were told by doctors they weren't long for this world.
I love women.
>>33897066I'm already too cringe, please don't enable me any more
>>33897044Not going to lie I would assume theyre unhygienic
If women wanted love they would help me make some.
Every time you jerk off you could be making a femcel happier instead. Have you thought about that?
>>33897054It's okayy I'll be fine
>>33897079Simp
>>33897085Everyon knows femcels don't exist, say that it makes God sad next time.
>>33897085She's free to come get some.
How do I find a man who will speedrun the dating period and propose to + marry me in under a year, then immediately impregnate me so I can spend the next decade or so as his housewife birthing as many of his children as possible?
>>33897085Yes, I have. It makes me harder.
>>33897094Lol I dunno
>>33897085"I" dont existSo how could "I" make someone happy
>>33897090Then explain the popularity of the Femcel Grippy Sock Jail meme page on facebook.
>>33897094They're all over the place, like leaves on the ground in fall. You'd have one if you actually wanted one.
>>33897094It’s crazy how most adults working professional jobs today don’t even have this kind of time anymore
>>33897098there are lonely women out there in need of dick. you could help them
>>33897099It's full of women pretending to be lonely while getting ready for their third date this week, planning to hook up with a guy on Friday, and ignoring DMs from a dozen other guys in the last hour.
>>33897104https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0sORVBL4kM
>>33897099The femcel "meme" is popular. Not actual femcels
I don't exist as a human being only as God.
>>33897044I don't want a lifelong highly transmissible virus weakening my immune system and risking my future babies' lives. Nobody wants herpes, and the only people that are blasé about it are herpes-having redditfags
>>33897087I will continue to dote
>>33897104Where am I thenIf I exist then why cant I be foundIf there are femcels looking for me then where are theyWhere am I
>>33897113shut up stoner
>>33897110I feel like you're confusing Herpes with AIDS. Plenty of people live normal lives with Herpes, but AIDS is the one STI that can truly fuck you up and even kill you dead if it goes unmedicated.
>>33897108schizoposting
>>33897094Give us close to a year to be married without kids and you’ve got a deal. Also maybe like 3 kids tops
What do I do if a loved one always says I can talk to them, demands that I do confide in them, but when I do, they get mad at me and say I'm being mean and disrespectful, and say all I do is cry?
Shortstacks make my dick hard
either gender, would you rather wake up tomorrow 70 pounds heavier or 70 pounds lighter?
Do you have a favorite airport bathroom to masturbate in?
>>33897116I am soberHow could I take drugsI have no mouth, no lungs, no veins, no brainYknow what, fuck you
>>33897120get away from that person
>>33897117Herpes can kill infants, and it does dampen your immune system. I'm not mistaking it with HIV or AIDS.
idk how i'm gonna sleep i'm already fucking dying this nnn
>>33897125M, 70 pounds lighter. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2mU6USTBRE
>>33897125If I was 70 pounds lighter I would probably just die on the spot. So I guess I have to go with heavier.
>>33897127you are just saying random shit that mkaes no sense
>>33897132tell your gf to blow you bruv
>>33897085NoIm not at my best when Im jerking off. Im dirty and smelly.
>>33897119>Give us close to a year to be married without kids and you’ve got a deal.desu as long as I get the first kid before 30 (I'm 26) I'll probably be fine. >Also maybe like 3 kids topsPutting my breeding kink aside, this is ideal. I love the idea of being pregnant, giving birth, and breastfeeding pretty much non-stop for a decade straight, but when I think of actually raising the kids after that, I don't think I could handle more than 3 kids. It wouldn't be fair to the children either, as the older ones would almost definitely be parentified. But damn if the idea of non-stop breeding doesn't turn me on.
Genuinely how do I get a gf if I'm 26 and never come close? >erm just get oneYou don't understand. If you've never had one, everything is a foreign concept to you. I don't know how any of this shit works. I never learned through experience like normal people do in their teen years. Nothing "comes naturally". It's like driving a car or building a computer for the first time.
>>33897125Hmm would i rather weigh 100 lbs or 240 lbs at 5'8"Honestly I pick skinnyI mean I'd probably survive
>>33897137oh yeah... my girlfriend... that i totally have... FUCK
Women, are you supportive of your husband or boyfriend attending mutual jerk-off sessions with his male friends?
>>33897125I wish I were a fat nigga
>>33897125210-70 =140 That's basically the weight I'm supposed to be
>>33897085>you could be making a femcel happier insteadI highly doubt that>>33897094just set up a leaderboard on speedrun.com for marriage+pregnancy any% and become moderatorbut idk look for an older established guy who wants to settle down with a young tradwife or some shit>>33897132just rub one out>>33897125>70 pounds lighterI'd be emaciated/dead, so while I don't want to be a fatty, the former ig>>33897137>your gfbro forgot what site he's on>>33897121same but tall amazons with long legs>>33897126if I told you I'd have to kill you>>33897145well first things first, do you have a social life/friends and meet any womenI only ever dated/had gfs when I was leaving the house regularly (what a surprise)
>>33897128They control the finances and I live in the middle of nowhere..
>>33897136Fuck you, fuck youFuck you . . . . . . . . .
>>33897112Wow
I miss him
what if you found out that your entire life you've actually just been talking to yourself and that there is nobody else?well guess what? that is literally what is happening.
>>33897145Every case is unique. For example, I'm trying to date a high-class prostitute ($400/hr) by becoming her regular client.
>>33897160Whomst
>>33897160I miss her
>>33897125F. Lighter, definitely. I'm a fatty so I could afford to lose the weight.
>>33897052I don't have it, but will soon fuck somebody who did. Partly just wondering if I do get it how big a deal it would be
>>33897160https://youtu.be/s1tAYmMjLdY
>>33897156My solution for that problem was to just stfu but it was not very wise. Do you have other people that you can talk to?
Women have NO idea whats its like to try adjusting their underwear and accidentally pinching their dicks...
>>33897155>well first things first, do you have a social life/friends and meet any womenYes they all friend zone me
>>33897158I am indeed shameless
>>33897165There are three men in a boat with one cigarette and no matches. How do they manage to smoke? One of the men gets thrown overboard, and the boat becomes a little lighter.
Handpost time
>>33897171Trust me, at least a few women absolutely know what it's like pinching my dick.
>>33897175hhh
>>33897163Someone who hates me
>>33897164Who>>33897168Where are yeww
>>33897176Are you a hobo? A zombie? Why your clothes so torn?
>>33897180Everybody hates youhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVyFT459ZjI
>>3389714531M here, same boat as youThe answer is, you don't>>33897162This is deranged
>>33897180That’s no good.
>>33897183True
>>33897176go clean ur nails asap!!
>>33897186Very false
>>33897181Someone that doesn’t care anymore
>>33897182I used to work with battery acid and I like the sweater I dont want to get rid of it
>>33897187Hmm should IMaybe I'll use my teeth
>>33897190>I used to work with battery acidBro was cooking crank.
>>33897176Are you a heroin junkie?
>>33897176See what i tell you anon? Femanons say they want us to post more, but when we do they neg us...
>>33897193Electric golf carts actually
>>33897192anon pls.. thats so insanitary.. its making me uneasy
>>33897126people masturbate in airport bathrooms?>>33897149that would be gay, why wouldn't he just do me instead
>>33897199Its very difficult to remove thoughI'd spend like 45 minutes with the nail thing trying to get tit outWho has time for that
>>33897167Wtf did I just read?!
>>33897202anooooooonnnnn try harder!! if u have the time to be here u have the time to be clean
>>33897201>people masturbate in airport bathrooms?How else do you get release after a two-week family or group trip where you don't have any privacy to jack it due to staying in a shared room? By jerking in the airport while waiting for your flight home, duh.
>>33897208That’s disgusting and really creepy
>>33897201>people masturbate in airport bathroomsI was on flight to Hawaii and there was a teenager masturbating in the airplane bathroom, unbeknownst to most I was just an innocent little kid at the time I had no idea what was going on and thought he just had a really bad stomach ache
wanting a girlfriend or boyfriend is just egoRemember: I am enough
>>33897169I don't. I think I'm just going to go cut myself some more and stfu I guess.
>>33897212Evil
Is it true that asian women have sideways vaginas? Whats the evolutionary benefit of that?
>>33897208Where you also on an American Airlines flight to Hawaii?
>>33897209Oh and it's less creepy to jerk in a shared room at a hotel room with other members your marching band or sports team sleeping nearby?
M hereI'm here 24/7 posting edgy shit about torturing foids, I saw this picture and I broke into a little blubber. Maybe I'm not a psychopath
>>33897218You could just wait until you get home you spectacular retard
>>33897213I wouldn't recomment that, it hurts later
>>33897219Is that the chick from Soul Eater? What the fuck did she ever do to you, bro?
>>33897219i dont like seeing women hurt :/
>>33897226I won't be pushed asideI won't be hurtI will get what I wantWhat I deserve (Which is to see women safe and happy and free from male violence, in case anyone wondered))
>>33897205Better? Didn't take as long as I thought. Cant fixed the gnawed off skin though
>>33897224That's kind of the point. Whenever I'm about to cry, I can press on the cut and make it hurt again, and then I won't cry, thus avoiding them getting mad at me.
>>33897230Why do you have a jaundiced skin tone? Are you an end stage alcoholic?
>>33897230yes much bettergood job i am proud of u anon
Sad cowboy hours
sex haversdo you like roleplay sex? any scenarios in particular?
>>33897232Nah just incandescent lighting throwing off the white balance
Do you cut yourself? I haven't cut myself in over 10 years but I'm very proud of the scars criss-crossing my arms, because they show I have a high tolerance for violence and pain.
>>33897238Nah they just show that youre a headache and nothing more
>>33897231I mean repressing yourself and not saying anything
Women, is Erling Haaland attractive?
>>33897174I guess I am too
>>33897178I like your sweater anonHitting the vape and postan>>33897192Just trim them with clippers and then scrub with a soapy brush in the shower if needed (also need to cut mine)>>33897210>there was a teenager masturbating in the airplane bathroomWhen you gotta go you gotta go...
>>33897225What I mean is I had a very sad and feeling fucked up response to seeing it>>33897228*barf*, resuming psychopathy.
I love my new leatherman
I think it's cool that my body hates me and the life I live despite it being the most prudish square healthy iteration I can muster
>>33897242Oh. Yeah. Sorry. Guess it just hurts more to have someone you're supposed to be able to trust and be comforted by, hurt you further when you're already feeling like shit.
>>33897230looking much better dude, grats!could probably still use a trim though (unless you need them long for work or something)>>33897235yee... haw.....
>>33897238i did back in 7th-9th grade but stopped and have since only done it like a handful of times when duty callsi do it on the legs tho, no arms, never had anyone find out i cut that way
>>33897246Loving those open tabs my dude
Should i take a paracetamol before bed? i feel a cold coming on
>>33897238I recently relapsed after 10yrs lol
>>33897251I need my nails as a flat blade screwdriverJk yeah ill trim them too
>>33897248what you gonna use it fortorturing your victims jk>>33897249>my body hates mewhat is it doing to you
>>33897250yeah, that sucks. Talking to a therapist has helped me. Have you tried that?
>>33897248Is that for performing circumcisions on men's winky's?
>>33897244Mutual shamelessness ain’t half bad
>>33897192WTFFFF
>>33897248Bro that's a fire addition to your everyday carry, I bet you look sick using it with your fingerless gloves.
>>33897258>ill trim them tooGood manI'll do mine tomorrow in camaraderie>>33897254;P>>33897256Sure, wouldn't hurt to take one or two>>33897266Most hygenic atoga moid
>>33897188no
>>33897248https://youtu.be/eWekLP16mAo
>>33897176footposting time...
the physical is completely illusory so there is no medicine to be advanced, or knowledge to be discovered.the universe is already solved because the universe is an extension of god and I am god. others could be god but as of the current moment I have no reason to believe others aren't just me or apparitions or figments of the mindthere is also the alternate idea that god has created me but this takes more steps than necessary so I'd rather just believe I'm god for now
>>33897256Does paracetamol get you high? If not, it's not worth taking.
>>33897269Some anonymous dork likes you
>>33896991>which one thoThis one >>
>>33897256megadose D3 C zinc quercetin and honey
>>33897260I have, but it's not much help, aside from giving somewhere to vent and not be punished for feeling sad. I still feel unsafe at home.
>>33897246u have a handsome hand and wrist
>>33897266Im a mechanic thats why theyre so dirtyRubber gloves tear and canvas gloves reduce my dexterity too much
>>33897272I've already posted mine, I'm not going to do it again!
>>33897276Only because I'm anonymous too
>>33897279yeah, I think what you are supposed to do is to find a family somewhere else but I have no idea on how to do that
>>33897236F, sure. Some tutor/college student stuff.
>>33897283No, he’s pretty serious
Moids, could you please be more like this to your daughters so they'll stop mistaking being treated like trash for love because that's the kind of love they're used to receiving? Also, if you love your daughter, tell her more often.Thank you.
>>33897274So you’re admitting to being a lazy retard?
>>33897274>the universe is already solved because the universe is an extension of god and I am godsir this is a wendy's>>33897280uwuu>>33897277which one, your mom's>>33897281>Im a mechanicthat's pretty awesomecan you fix my life>>33897287do you really think anyone here has a daughter
>>33897176
>>33897285who's the tutor and who's the student?
>>33897287I hope I have a daughter someday. I said the first two, more or less, to my sister when she finally dumped her dead weight loser boyfriend
>>33897287i dont have kids because women dont find me attractive and i will never be married or have sex
>>33897292gay hands
>>33897292the hand of a gay man
>>33897292I'm a dermatologist in training and that red spot on your wrist is definitely a basal cell carcinoma. Really should have been cut out before it got that big.
I am God being a human.
>>33896540m, getting funny looks at puberty by old men, female social dynamics, male friends catching feelings,
>>33897300Richard Nixon????
>>33897297>>33897298>>33897299
How big of a buffer would you feel safe with moving out and living alone?
>>33897306About 5k.
>>33897306none really bc I don't earn enough, so the money will run out...
>>33897267Keque, I genuinely hate people like this. EDC is literally make up tutorials but for guys, I just need one for work so bought the basic tier
>>33897287Ok I will try
>>33897306at least 1024 bytes
True freedom is completely letting go. Not letting go as in getting rid of everything such as desire. Letting go as in doing whatever you want. Eat an entire bag of potato chips. Drink two pots of coffee a day. Download every game launcher on your PC and play the fuck out of the games. Go outside and scream your lungs out.True freedom is not fearing death at all you should be so completely free that you care nothing about self image or body image. You should let yourself fall apart if you want. Eat your heart out. Drink that 12 pack of soda. Walk your dog and let him shit on the neighbor's lawn. Ask that girl out and ask to anal cream pie her. Go on overwatch and say slurs. True freedom is not being a slave, it's doing whatever you want.
>>33897306F$70k
>>33897262I’m on maintenance duty next month so it will be rather handy than lugging around a bulky toolbox for quick 2 minute fixes
>>33897313That’s not really what true freedom is. Being a hedonist degenerate is still being enslaved. True freedom is choosing to be virtuous.
>>33897313and yet, in a strange twist of fate, you realize you already are doing what you want.
>>33897313>Eat an entire bag of potato chips. Drink two pots of coffee a day. Download every game launcher on your PC and play the fuck out of the games. Go outside and scream your lungs out>let yourself fall apart if you want. Eat your heart out. Drink that 12 pack of soda>Go on overwatch and say slursTIL I am a free man>>33897314damn that's a lotta monies
>>33897312segfault
>>33897259>what you gonna use it for >torturing your victims Yes, women how would you like to fingered with a diamond file
>>33897293I'm always the tutor, since I used to teach and I'm older.
>>33897314I was thinking 100k but idk. I think I need to calculate how much I would spend at the worst case scenario
>>33897316To whom? Everyone else is you.
>>33897306I have over 100k in savings and I still feel like I’m going to be homeless anyway, I always prepare for the worst and hope for the best. That’s how you stay rich
Women, is a guy building a gaming pc based, cringe or neutral?
>>33897313im quitting runescape because of this post. sincerely, the one who typed the post.
>>33897328its cringe but being cringe is based
>>33897333Nta but thoughts on fat and balding?
>>33897326Oh it’s you. Shut up fag.
Girls with eyebags are so cute
consciousness doesn't exist
>>33897336i think i have eyebags?>>33897328neutral, pretty sure most moids do that
Women:>You are having an argument with your bf>It escalates and escalates >He pulls out his cock and starts wiggling it around in angerHow do you react?
>>33897340Long ass fingers
>>33897336
>>33897342>i think i have eyebags?let me rub my penis on them?
>>33897343is he an autist?
>>33897294I hope you do and you end up as a good father to her, anon <3>>33897295You'd be surprised by how many ugly mofos I had a crash on throughout the years. And they were such losers, I was embarrassed to tell anyone about them too, because I knew anyone else would rightfully exclaim "wtf are you thinking?" I remember one year I developed a crush on one brother and then another whose names rhymed. One of them was tall and lanky and the other was short and skinny. And they both had the same red puffer jacket that they wore everyday everywhere as well as the same pants and pair of shoes. I'd say they showered in those puffer jackets, pants and shoes, but judging by the grey-ish black-ish layer of dirt that crusted over the jacket and pants, and the visible dandruff in their hair, I'd say they never showered. The only reason I ever considered those two as anything is that they were new to out school and so at first kept to themselves. But that didn't last long either and they soon befriended the bullies and started making fun of other people. True story. Hand on chest.
>>33897349>how many ugly mofos I had a crush on throughout the yearsIm not ugly, i'm pretty average looking. But>no charm>socially awkward>terrible conversationalist>no confidence>anime and video gamesI am everything women find icky and unattractive
>>33897352You can get a stinky valorant gamer gf
>>33897340also gay hands
>>33897349This reminds me. A couple times in my life I got the feeling a girl had a crush on me and was ashamed of it.Sad.
>>33897357Yeah I kiss men so what
>>33897328Based, and even more based if he'll help me build my own. (No financial help, I can afford it, I just want a techy dude who's smarter than me to tell me what parts to buy and sit next to me while I assemble it and tell me what to do/yell at me if I'm about to break something.)
>>33897361What kind of games do you play?
Sometimes I feel quite smart but other times I feel borderline retarded.
>>33897361I hate building computers
>>33897360yea i can see it in ur handsill pray for u
>>33897367Should’ve brought a multitool it makes you smarter
>>33897286Deathly
>>33897343I accept defeat, kneel down, and start blowing him like a proper girlfriend should.
>>33897367Same. I call it selective intelligence.
PromenadeHold my handWait for I'll getMy photographOur livesIn the snowy air
>>33897346Good movie, must rewatch
>>33897369When I built mine it was very stressful, but I feel like it was a worthwhile experience. I saved a lot of money and I feel like it made me into a more experienced and competent person.
>>33897314You sound smart, marry me
>>33897362Wait I'm an idiot and just read PC, not gaming PC. It's based either way but I only play console games :( I'd at least want something that can reliably run emulators though. Also enough power to run a gazillion different apps at once.
Building a computer is actually braindead easy
>>33897387I did it as a retarded 17yo, so probably
>>33897387There’s a leatherman model specifically designed for PC building that uses smaller bits and wrenches. Literally incel spec
>>33897383ok
>>33897387That's what I always hear but>I'm an anxious bitch>having a man who's smarter than me walk me through it sounds hot>the dude would probably get a huge ego boost from it, too
What would you do/say if someone said to you that you intimidate them?
>repeatedly mocked and humiliated by abusive gf for 2 years straight>especially post/pre sex>we break up>i now get extremely sexually excited when a pretty woman berates melegitimately did not believe this was a real phenomena, quite surprised
>>33897394I mean yeah if that’s your fantasy but it’s literally just wires and cables and making sure you don’t vaporize your processor. I had way more trouble getting my BIOS to post.
I made my ex a playlist that I never shared because I was embarrassed and I regret it
>>33897394Cute foid playing dumb so I help her
>>33897395I'd tell them that I'm often told I either intimidate people or seem 110% harmless, no in between.
>>33897373Mhm. He likes your thoughts and wants to hear more of them
>>33897316moralfaggot "If you kill your enemies they win" nonsense
>>33897358Looking back, being embarrassed was the only thing right about that situation. Because a few 2 years later, we were in the same class, and because I was the studious type I got picked on. One time we were in PE taking a short break and we were sitting and they lied about coming to my house and me shutting the door in their faces. What had happened was 2 years prior, the short one came asking for my notes to copy them. So I told him sure, left the door ajar, and went back inside. But it was windy so the door kept opening and closing till finally it was slummed shut by the wind current. When I go out to give him the notes, I apologized and explained. Two years later he noticed other kids picking on me and joined in with his brother by telling this lie, saying 'is this how you treat people who come to your house?' Mind you these two little bitches always made fun of other people but they did it in a sneaky way. They never did it outloud and outspoken unless other kids were already teamed up on you. And it was that day that I had enough and went all out on them, told them they're dirty, keep wearing the same clothes, they lived in a delapidated building where other poor people lived (I was poor too, but they lived in a worse building)... But until that day I never said anything remotely mean to them.
>>33897387Yeah but there's always the slight chance you could push something a bit too hard and cause $300 worth of damage in an instant.
i want a gf who lets me sit in her lap
>>33897398That’s a shame. I’m sorry you missed out on the mix CD years
>>33897405Edgy 13 year old moment.
I want a gf who sits in my lap
>>33897408I'd be squished.>>33897411I'd squish him. Or at least his junk.
Women post your hands dammit
>>33897415I did
>>33897410>edgysays the 4chud christtard (his views are utterly repulsive to normal people)
Women are evil (this is a good thing)
>>33897236Yes I have sex, no I have not roleplayed. I'd be open to it but idk if I can stay serious..
Not gonna post my ugly hands.
>>33897413>I'd be squished.how much do i need to weigh so you are not squished
>>33897395I love being naturally intimidating, it’s like having a automatic personality scaler
>>33897418Here’s a you.
>>33897402Heres a fart
why does my hair look better when i just rinse it with water only instead of using shampoo and conditioner
I want a gf to squish me.
>>33897413>I'd squish him. Or at least his junk.These are acceptable terms, but I’m admittedly considering other applicants at this point in time
Women post your feet dammit
>>33897292Good forearm, good wrist, good hand, okay fingers, fingertips/nailbeds could be better. 7/10.
>>33897424Thanks.
>>33897429:)
>>33897343I go wtf. Roast him. We both probably laugh it off. Then goes back to sorting out the argument.
decided to quit rs3 me thinks. its just not a very good game even though people may cope and say it is.nothing feels intuitive, nothing feels rewarding. all the styles feel the same. the only good thing about the game is quests.
>>33897425Uncalled for + quite stinky
>>33897176Data miners are gonna freak
Guys I went to a concert tonight and got lit :DD
>>33897429this
>>33897429They're actually disgusting
>>33897415i have stubby fingers and short nails from nail biting habits, u dont wanna see that
>>33897392:D
>>33897442based
>>33897408Yes, but how heavy are you?
>>33897429Go to the damn feet thread.
>>33897442You dress like that? You're my type. We'd look so good together...
>>33897442Were you home schooled?
>>33897442But did you get laid
>>33897442nice outfitcute
>>33897447worse than this guys's? >>33897192
>>33897458no lol, im nails are clean, just short and uneven
>>3389745171kg, 5'10
Holy shit /soc/ is abhorrent
>>33897460my nails* i am not nails
>>33897449>:)>>33897454Oh..? And what do you dress like? >>33897455Nope, I wish I was.>>33897456No because I was not looking to get laid. I ended up chatting to these 2 seemingly cool russian guys who are a chunk older than me then I realised they probably just wanted to get with me :'( and not just be music buddies.
>>33897460we dont care about your NAILS, we want your HANDS. FINGERS. PALMS.
I accidentally stabbed myself in the palm with a pencil as a kid and ended up with a very small tattoo
>>33897468why does everybody have long ass pussy fingering fingersi thought we were all manlets
>>33897468i thought I was the only one
>>33897463It is, I was blown away when I wandered over there the other day
>>33897463this is why you need to ban men from posting dicks or nudes even on a nsfw board, you will be infested by faggots otherwise
>>33897457Thanks! I feel like I could've done better, the cardigan was doing all the heavy work.
I'm frustrated with women because it feels like they ruin good things with brain goblins and talk themselves into being unhappy.
>>33897479They do, but so do we.
>>33897478i think the skirt compliments it
>>33897461You probably wouldn't last long sitting there.
>>33897473Not me at least. I’m 5’10”>>33897475Stigmata bros
>>33897479Brain goblins meaning overthinking?
>>33897484Should I be scared based on how that is worded?
>>33897483I tried lol. The skirt is asymmetric paired with fishnets & shoes similar to creepers.
>>33897482I actively have trained calling myself a retard when I do it and then back up and inspect how bad life actually is and its never really that bad. Like even his frustration isn't really that big of a deal, its one woman, there are other women and being upset with her or the situation doesn't actually change anything. She feels how she feels and the feelings are what actually matters when it comes down to being comfortable and happy.It just feels like with men I CAN tell them that and have a conversation and then they can back up and re-frame after a couple minutes or hours. With women it takes them way longer. They just have a feeling something is wrong and they vent and then they back off for like a month and come back to it after a bunch of girl thought and introspection and they can only realize they were literally inventing nonsense after the fact because the emotions feel super real.It's extremely frustrating and I know there's nothing I can actually do about it so I'm sitting here posting on a Mongolian basket weaving forum about it.>>33897489Overthinking yeah, and just feeling stuff without knowing what it actually is.
I have had sex with a woman many a time. 3 times in my life at age 25.we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively because space and time are just illusions.
>>33897465I don't take photos of myself and I'm in my pajamas lol but I think my style would compliment yours. Who was playing at the concert?
>>33897490Maybe you should. You might be charged with manslaughter from crushing a girl.
>>33897501its over, im too fat..
>>3389750171 kilos is not that heavyfor a guy anyway
>>33897483>>33897500Stop complimenting, start complementing.
>>33897508You fucking moron, you failed the assignment.
>>33897496I totally fucking agree with this. After I realised people and I fret way too much, I had to start systematically doing this. Doesn't work if you don't except it though.
death doesn't even exist. it's a made up concept
>>33897515How very Christian of you.
“Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the Weather.”― Bill Hicks
>>33897510uhh nice waist >:3
Not hating women is wrong.
there is 1 (one) consciousness per being, sorry bro
>>33897525prove it
>>33897498so you just fucked yourself? that's gay dude.
RIP AnonymousCOD: attention deficiency
>>33897528tldr?
>>33897509I'm joking :p
>>33897529I have died from not being paid enough attention to. I’m typing this as a ghost
>>33897467ive been told i have man hands,>>33897508actual alien hands, although i think the angle is partially to blame
>>33897519Kek
what other body parts should us moids post
I need sex.
>>33897538None of the girls I want to look at me are here >:c
>>33897538I'll post a body part when a female posts theirs with a time stamp.
>>33897500Describe some of your outfits? I don't want to say outright who was playing because that will possibly semi dox me. The genres roughly is industrial pop, synthpop, ebm, aggrotech.
I miss sex
I’m in love with a femanon
>>33897543MeToo
>>33897541none of the dudes used time stamps either thgioughtuh
>>33897545The stripper femanon?
>>33897545Happy for you. I think it could happen to me too
>>33897543I dont know what i'm missing
>>33897549No
>>33897538Penis. But we won't be posting vaginas, because euuuuuuh, vaginas are creepy and look like axe wounds and all that.
>>33897438Noxious
how get women stop summoning demons
oh god I just had a full blown ego death it really is all me experiencing myself Jesus I guess I just pretend it isn't true because it's a really fun game
>>33897556You can't. That's what they do.
>>33897426Shitty shampoo>>33897538Collar bones
>>33897554>vaginas are creepy and look like axe woundsDon't you dare talk trash about my favorite food like that!
>>33897554vaginas are like blossoming flowers
>>33897555You’re really gonna make me post collarbones
it’s so annoying how much masturbating sucks for women. i need him inside or i get mad and it just doesn’t feel good
>>33897563You’re a virgin.
>>33897561too difficult to photographalso who makes good shampoo
>>33897565Did you post a hand
>>33897570Yup. I have a small tattoo
All the women in the midwest are fat, ugly, or married, or some combination of those. It's brutal out there. Why can't I find a boyfriend free girl?
>>33897429>Women post your feet dammit
>>33897549There's a stripper foid now? What did I miss
>>33897567Kek.A murder. A crime scene.
>>33897567And?
New fetish unlocked
>>33897578Well?
>>33897564are like meat curtains.4chan told me. i trust.
>>33897509>71 kilos is not that heavyIt's not a bad weight for a grown man, but that's a lot for a woman to comfortably let sit on her.
>>33897561okay
>>33897579I want to take photos of people
>>33897581you trust 4chanlol (;_;)
>>33897538Uhh COLLARBONES.>>33897541Alright y'all start adding timestamps too.
>>33897586People
Why is snapchat an ick for women?
>>33897566Yeah I can't just shlick my nonexistent meat
>>33897591Yea. The human condition, you know? It is sexual in nature
>>33897592snapchat is "for teenagers" also pictures dissapear so its often used for dick picks
Dress me up and make me your dying god
>>33897574Who is the stripper foid?
https://youtu.be/OmTJQVnNq5Y
>>33897596True
>>33897571Nice tat
>>33897584Okay, need more sauce.
>>33897569Depends on your hair type
>>33897599She just posted her fingers
>>33897587I shouldn't trust you = no vagina picsRight?
>>33897605No that's me and I'm not a stripper lol
>>33897589I'm not convinced you're female. You've got a rather coarse skin texture.Although I do kinda want to post my hands just becasue they look weird right now.
>>33897602Ty. I have a stick and poke on my left arm that I actually got on purpose
>>33897606right
>>33897542Lots of brown, black, cream, dark blue, layered. One of my favorites is my brown slacks that I wear with black boots, a black turtleneck, and a dark blue zip up jacket that I leave unzipped>The genres roughly is industrial pop, synthpop, ebm, aggrotech.Oh cool, are you in the US?
>>33897609Bad boy what’s it of
>>33897607Kek, trolled
>>33897610Okay ^_^
>>33897612Lol hardly. It’s an umbrella
Two separate female co-workers have stopped and had like actual conversations with me lately. I know it could be just them being nice, but they had no reason to stop from walking to what they were doing to talk to me. Especially since I was just making small talk and asked how Halloween was but then it became a conversation. Very giggly and smiling about it too. I'm a little retarded, and may just be reading into it, and I know you shouldn't fuck your coworkers, but these two are really cute. Is it worth it?
>>33897611I also wear a lot of old sweaters, cable knit is my favorite. I love the cold
>>33897608The lighting is just shit, my hands are soft irl π-π. Yes post your mangled or whatnot hands.
>>33897603thats the best photoany other angle and it disappearsbesides i feel like enough of a attentionwhore for today
I really hate women.
I’m empty btw
>>33897621dont listen to that guy your hands look great. want them on my face
>>33897608Nta>I'm not convinced you're femaleShe's just not white. White hands look translucent and so give the impression of being soft. My hands look like that anonette too and I'm biased but I prefer it to the translucent look.
>>33897617Cute Big hands sheesh
>>33897626Empty how so
Suspicious lack of melanin in those photosI guess only white people are on /ATOGA/
>>33897589Would
>>33897536nice foidfingies
>>33897604thin straight blond
>>33897630There’s a very cute story behind it that I’m sure you’d enjoyYou can have ‘em if you want
>>33897632Might be the whitest and straightest thread on the whole website
>>33897589Alright, here's my hand. It looks fucked and weird.
>>33897611Ohh okayyy I see the fit now. Personally blue & greys have become my black, it fits me way more (+ cream). Honestly boot and turtleneck combo on guys hit every time. >are you in the US?Nope, in Europe.
>>33897613:')
>>33897636Purple shampoo, protein shampoo, Kitsch, Nioxin, Paul Mitchell, Briogeo
>>33897561These requests are getting ridic >>33897589Nice nails, ring and handwriting>>33897599Your momThere was an anon who responded "stripper" to "what was your first job" but could've been a troll
>>33897645nta but if i had to guess what the rest of u looked like id assume ur gingernot sure why
Prolonged exposure to this thread has severely disrupted my endocrine system
>>33897592Is it though?>>33897645It looks normal g >>33897644Straightest yet they like faggots jk
>>33897618You can try, but no it's not. I also advise only trying to sleep with one of them. Or one of them at a time if you're trying to do that.
>>33897632Flash bang incoming I'm pale as hell
>>33897655Owned
>>33897638What is it?Yes they are in my mind
>>33897663>I also advise only trying to sleep with one of them. Or one of them at a time if you're trying to do that.I'd have to pick, yeah. I wouldn't two time. One is a latina with a nice ass, the other is a 19 year old thin, small girl who likes anime and clearly has some tism but I know would be an insane fuck.
>>33897653I'm not. Light brown hair. And just my hands are all red and weird.
>>33897665No, they need those to sit on.
>>33897666wrist
I wanna start playing osrs but I started 12 years too late. it's over.can we just reset the game again? osrs sucks anyway.
>>33897678Literally just wait until sailing. I bonded up today and killed some Zily.
>>338975898/10>>3389764510/10>>338976666/10
>>33897681>10/10Why?
>>33897671My sister and I played a lot of Kirby Super Star on the SNES together when we were little, and she’d always make me get the Parasol for the both of us and yell “parasol pals!” when we both had themSo, she also has a tattoo of one, but she got hers done at a shop instead of in her living roomI don’t mind that at all I quite like that
>>33897666Based pale anonNah you're not that pale at all>666 Cursed post>>33897678Omg just bloody play OSRS it's not that deep>>33897685That's a based as fuck tat
>>33897685Very cute
>>33897622That's okay anon, you've slutted out enough for today. Please continue your work on your next shift.
i need to get fingered now
>>33897688Yup, very precious memories of mineHer tattoo looks way cooler lol
>>33897680>>33897687No, I don't think I will.
>>33897683Good nail length and nail beds, overall clean looking hand, cute pink undertone in the skin, the skin which looks soft as well, great trait for hand holding and the lack of excessive hair makes me assume you aren't one of those really hairy guys, just a personal taste of mine.
>>33897697Ok then give me your bank.
>>33897692Fuck off
>>33897692Would if I could anon
>>33897629Ding ding ding!!! She's correct guys I'm not white.
>>33897632Yup except that (I think?) black foid that got into a race fueled argument the other day
>>33897687>That's a based as fuck tatI’m glad I don’t regret getting it. It’s the one shown in the game’s manualHaven’t gotten another one since. I considered getting the Joestar birthmark but that’s maybe a little too fruity and corny lol
Women how did you feel in 2015 when gay marriage was legalised in america?
>>33897633Would what?
>>33897710great cause then i can marry my gf :D
>>33897706You’re lucky you deleted this.
>>33897709Bro you should get it lol
>>33897692how many fingers?
Wait, it's all me experiencing myself?
>>33897698Huh, well thanks. I trim my nails a lot, it's kinda just a nervous tic or something I do when I'm bored.
>>33897712You.
>>33897713faggot
No fair, how come I got banned for posting pictures of myself?
>>33897706So it was YOU
Damn I missed it
4chan is so fucking dead, same 10 retarded losers posting across all the boards.
MalesHow do you tolerate wearing underwear so loose that you have your genitals sticking to your thigh? Like anything other than tidy whities or box or briefs? Doesn't it get sticky? Doesn't it pinch you?
>>33897733i just showed up :(
>>33897666You might wanna crop the personal information out next time anon
>>33897646Same, I've really been liking grey, especially grey pants>Honestly boot and turtleneck combo on guys hit every timeIt's the only time I ever get approached by women lmao
>>33897735>Malesum, thats dehumanizing language
>>33897733My bad bro
>>33897652Thanks. You have pretty good collarbones & traps, do you workout at all?
>>33897735I'm not going to tell you about my underwear, creep.
>>33897735imagine wearing underwear
>>33897735I don't, that’s how. I wear boxer briefs.
>>33897735That doesn't really happen but yeah sometimes on a hot day if you're sweaty from working you have to readjust...
I wish I could go walking along a dimly lit pier in the middle of the night with a nice woman. Most would find it and me creepy so here we are unfortunately
Can we get some forearm in here
>>33897655This is a fact.
>>33897735It's simple. I don't wear underwear.
>>33897717I need to get more swole and maybe get married first lol
I get more stimulation reading theology books, good lord.
>>33897754NoKill yourself.
>>33897746>do you workout at allNo lmao but I'll take the compliment>trapsWhat are those
>>33897749How is that comfortable though? Wouldn't wearing jeans be an actual nightmare if you weren't wearing underwear to protect your genitals?
Menwould u care if ur gf wore boxers instead of panties?like strictly boxers each day and didnt own even a single pair of panties, those things are just asking to give you a wedgie, havent had that issue since switching to boxers.
>>33897754You’re lucky you got a hand, ladyAny more than that is DM territory
>>33897665It's okay. I think it has more to do with the mental aspects compared to physical.
>>33897759Ok sorry
>>33897751So, why not wear breathable boxer briefs all the time and then never run into that problem?
Who got banned
>>33897763Yes, that's weird and gross and panties are sexy.
>>33897735>you have your genitals sticking to your thigh?This happens very rarely and if it does just give it a little knockBut in general even a single layer of cloth will stop this from happening entirely>>33897763>wedgieSeems like bad sizing or bad cut. Though honestly I wouldn't really care.
>>33897772how are boxers gross?
>>33897735my dick is too small for that to be a problem
>>33897703Christ
>>33897763Straight up loose boxer shorts or boy short panties? Boxer shorts would be kind of weird because then she can't wear skinny jeans or anything tight without essentially showing that she's wearing shorts under her clothes.
>>33897763Problem is, the only reason a guy wearing boxers doesn't look silly is that men's clothing tends to be less form-fitting. So unless you wear loose clothing all the time, you're gonna have some gnarly underwear lines.That being said I don't think I'd care that much. Comfort and breathability are both important.
>>33897777Is there a problem
>>33897776My condolences.
>>33897754Are you trying to build a frankenstein moid
women what if men wore panties?
>>33897723Oh.
>>33897786Have you considered seeing a dermatologist and getting that possible skin cancer looked at?
>>33897763>would u care if ur gf wore boxers instead of panties?I find them hotter honestly>>33897779Boyshorts are even hotter>>33897769I mean they're still comfortable enough and I think I'd get sweaty regardless when working
>>33895952multiple reasons
wait, everyone in here is my reflection?well I guess that's that. lol
>>33897787boners would be far more obvious
What if women started taking estrogen? would they get even more feminine? bigger boobs?
>>33897790>Have you considered seeing a dermatologistDo I look like I'm made of moneyAnyway I had that mole since forever
>>33897740Proof is in the pudding.
>>33897779no those are too short and look specific to women, i buy men's ones that whilst they look tight/ fitting on the model, are loose on me. i'll never understand how ppl willingly wear tight underwear, once u try out loose ones youll never go back.
What if women started being good people? I can't even imagine.
If the next reply to this is evens I'll dream about lovely tall blonde girls who smell like lavender and honeyIf the next reply is odds I'll dream about hideously fat and balding anons who smell like decaying sewer rats
>>33897797No, they get cancer. That's why fat women have higher rates of endometriosis and endometrial cancers. High estrogen is not good for anybody.
>>33897797Obesity, cancer, autoimmune disease, fun things like that
>>33897774They're for men. I don't like seeing women wearing men's clothing.
Kiss me one more time
>>33897801Anon I think you just have personal problems with how textures feel on your body. It's okay. It's quite common in autism and it's also common for people who have very low distress tolerance. Most women don't mind the wedgie or purposefully do it so that their butt looks better.
>>33897786Ufffff thank you
>>33895869MI'm 26 and never even had a first kiss
>>33897811>I don't like seeing women wearing men's clothing.You have shit taste>>33897812Wait when was the first time >>33897814Yw
Horny femanon
>>33897813>autismor.. im just a normal person, i dont wear tight or short clothes so my underwear doesn’t need to be tight or short either.
>>33897819How many times do I need to tell you to kill yourself before you actually do it?
>>33897801>look specific to womenAre you just a cross dresser then?And are you talking about actual boxers, which are essentially just very thin shorts? Or are you talking about boxer briefs, which are just long boy short panties with a pouch in the front for male genitals?
>>33897761Traps are the muscle between the neck and body/shoulder. Now that I'm thinking about it, your traps look bigger from straight on angle but there actually just shapely.
>>33896539Would you date a guy who isn't a feminist, but doesn't treat you like shit? And doesn't pretend to be a feminist.
Psst hey
>>33897825i buy boxer briefs but they fit like boxers on me, going based off ur image.
>>33897822I assure you that's not normal. You yourself said you don't like anything that resembles women's underwear or is "short" but that's all women's underwear except like granny panties which are normal panties that just keep going up or it's compression shapewear which by the sounds of it you wouldn't like either because it's tight. Clearly, if nobody else has this problem but you, it's a you problem and you're the one that's not normal.>but shortyI think they just included it because it's technically an option, but as many times as I have been in stores or purchased underwear for a girlfriend, I've never seen them available. They seem fitted anyway not loose.
>>33897804You got lucky this time.
>>33897831Sup.
You horny ass women need Jesus and I clearly need to go to the gym damn my arms are tiny
>>33897844Wrong number
>>33896608small tits are hot
>>33897847*hangs up*
>>33897848This is very true
>>33896608What about small titty hag? I hate huge saggy titty hag trope.
>>33897842its still a normal thing to do even if others dont share the same experience. also i never said i disliked panties cause they resemble *women's* underwear, i said i dislike them cause they’re tight, i wouldnt wear men's underwear that are tight either like trunks
>>33897855No it's not. If no one else likes to do it but you (and maybe one percent of others), then it's a you thing.
Reply to this post if you have small tits (female)
Should I get a dating app?
>>33897812*mwah*>>33897821you horny moid
>>33896681MA slow day where we lay around all day and just have sex multiple times. I've never really had a gf, so this or any typical relationship experiences would be nice. The only thing keeping me from feeling like a mature 30 year old is the lack of relationship experiences. I still feel like i'm in my early 20s because of that.
>>33897858okay then sure it might not be 'normal' but i'd argue its still a neutral thing, not positive nor negative
>>33897862myao
>>33897866No, but it does imply that you have serious texture issues.
>>33897862I’ve never been horny ever
I might be too drunk I'm doing shit I know I'm gonna regret.
>>33897869if texture issues is disliking getting wedgies then sure
>>33897872I’m sober and am here to tell you to stop doing whatever stupid shit it is that you’re doing right now.
>>33897872Post your most controversial take about the opposite sex
>>33897879Women belong to the streets.
>>33897860What exactly is small? And don't give me a specific cup size cuz it changes based on measurements.
>>33897779i only date girls who know how to buy panties that actually fit
>>33896879My dream is for both genders to have both sets of genitals on our bodies so we can take turns fucking each other.
thirteen year anniversary of when I stopped datingcan I get a little gratitude for my commitment to never bothering anyone again?if it's not too much to ask
>>33897900fuckl you nigga im a 27 year old virgin
>>33897889You know, small. Not big. Not medium.Somewhat flat.
jackhammering femanon
>>33897867??>>33897870liar
>>33897238I don't much anymore. I have scars on one arm and one leg going down the whole thing, and i think they're pretty aesthetic, but i don't feel much desire for it.
Women, my lips are almost always dry and chapped. How big of a problem is this?
>>33897889So go by what the standard is supposed to be.
>>33897860i have very saggy a cups if you can imagine what that looks likeit's suicide fuel honestly I just pretend they aren't there
>>33897911Not a deal breaker but if you were my bf I'd put vaseline on for you when you slept.
>>33897872i wish i was drunk too>>33897907wtf??>>33897911id say just put copious amounts of vaseline, but u would have to be doing that everyday
>>33897908No it’s true. I don’t want to eat femanon’s pussy or hang her legs on my shoulders while I lift her hips off the bed and fuck her senseless. I’m a sexless eunuch
>>33897915>>33897914Gross, I don't want vaseline on my lips.
>>33897913How's your credit? If you have decent credit, you can just get a lift with implants and pay in installments. You can achieve cute, perky beat cups that look real, especially if you get gel implants.
>>33897918why not
>>33897395"why" >>33897479Some people's defaults are such that they have to talk themselves into being happy. It's hard to unlearn when you haven't been given the opportunity to just look forward to things without there being some kind of underhanded catch or blindside.
>>33897915Not to the level I'm reaching. I damn near posted a naked picture of myself thinking this was some kind of rate thread on soc
>>33897913Jokes on you I’m into that shitWould suck on
>>33897913Out of curiosity, how did that happen?
>>33897923It feels weird and tastes weird and it's probably some kind of gay.
>>33897900>my commitment to never bothering anyone again?what happened and why did you stop? Sounds traumatic.
>>33897912This is a terrible standard because cups are different depending on band size. According to this I'd be C cup.
>>33897912Did women stop worrying about having smalls tits? Seems like it was a thing, but now it doesn't seem to come up anymore.
>>33897929weight loss!
>>33897929I suspect she was born with themThey’re really not that uncommon
>>33897915are you from the US?
>>33897934Oh congarts
>>33897925Nta. Damn.
Women owe me sex.
>>33897925nothingburger. No one here would really care and it would be deleted quickly.
D cups aren't all they're made out to be. Large C cups, size 30+ on a woman under 5 foot 3 is peak
>>33897943Eh agree but depends what body type you like.
>>338979435'6+ women with medium to small breasts :)
>>33897933No. If anything it is worse because of the rise of trannies, which means if you're flat-chested, everyone will assume that you are a tranny. You just have a feminine face. You just really work out your ass in the gym. You must wear a waist trainer under your clothes. But no boobs, which means tranny.>>33897934Congrats, then you could degintely benefit from reconstruction. Remember, this scars within the first six months. After a while, it would just be a very, very faint, white line that nobody would be able to detect, especially if you are pale skinned. You don't even have to go this big either. Personally, I would recommend going a size down so it looks more natural. As long as you're not going for huge and it has that straight up bolt on look around it, men can't tell and they don't care either.
If the girl can get away with wearing a bralette instead of a bra she’s probably very hot to me
>>33897932Then what's the standard supposed to be?
>>33897918understandable, but it feels really good once you see the effects!>>33897917oddly specific>>33897925woah>>33897937why do you ask?
>>33897958Well, it's not like I'm ever going to have anyone to kiss anyway.
>>33897943I don't know about that. I think the standard is just shifted because suddenly everyone has humongous titties either from being fat, from being on birth control from the moment they got their first menstrual cycle, or from implants/fat grafting
>>33897952I wonder how much it would hurt if someone punched her in the tits after the boob job.
>>33897958Yeah, I need to stop before I get myself in trouble. I'm sorry if I bothered anyone including you.
>>33897968Stop being such an apologetic little bitch
>>33897952thank you for the info, i'm mostly scared about the recovery and health effects of the surgery
>>33897958>why do you ask?because i like you and i like knowing things
>>33897931>what happeneddated someone I was friends with at workfigured out pretty early on that we should have just left it at friendshiprealized she wasn't the one and knew it for a long time but was too much of a pussy to say sofinally worked up the courage to break up with her two years into dating and thought we could stay friendsshe kind of lost her mind over it and rebounded onto some guy who knocked her up and crushed all of her opportunities>why did you stopI think I just don't feel affection the way people are supposed to, since I had every reason to love herdon't want to fuck anybody else's shit up the way I did hers
>>33897972Recovery is generally not that bad, but as for possible health effects, if you want to be absolutely sure that it really won't hurt you, then you would just get sailing, which is completely harmless to you if it ever leaks. They're just not favorable because they are the furthest from feeling like the real thing, and it's way more likely that you'll be able to tell just looking at them that they're not real. If you're going to get silicone, it's most recommended to get the gel. For one, it looks the realist, for two, it feels the realist, and for three, it being gel means that if somehow it actually does rip, it's not going to travel all around your chest. It's just going to stay in that one spot, and then they can remove it. It's still not for everyone and it's best to do your own research and what you're comfortable with.
>>33897952>No. If anything it is worse because of the rise of trannies, which means if you're flat-chested, everyone will assume that you are a tranny. You just have a feminine face. You just really work out your ass in the gym. You must wear a waist trainer under your clothes. But no boobs, which means tranny.I've seen women called trannies. I'm surprised there aren't more women who resent trans people. Tall girls get called trannies and girls with flat chests. Guys catch strays because people will try to say we like a tranny if we like a girl who they think is a tranny, but isn't. A woman with a certain face will get accused as well. I've seen guys claim that European women look masculine compared to Asian women. It's just weird online bullshit and fetishizing. Getting accused of being gay because you think women are hot. Lol, it's all absurd.
>>33897972The size in that pic is fine. I understand a woman being insecure about the sagging, but the overall breast size is fine the way it is.
>>33897982We do hate them, but if you say anything about it all of your social media will be deleted, permanently banned, and you might lose your job because you're not allowed to say things like that.
femanon, uh... describe your nipple
>>33897972I also vote for no surgery
>>33897977obligatory you know yourself better than me >figured out pretty early on that we should have just left it at friendshipHow did you figure it out/what were the signs? Tying into that, what do you mean by >I think I just don't feel affection the way people are supposed toYou aren't responsible for her actions after you broke up with her, although I'd say it made things worse than it otherwise would have been if you'd have gotten it over with sooner.>since I had every reason to love herThat's not always how attraction and love works, and if it were me, I wouldn't make any assumptions about having an intrinsic defect just because someone who seemed good on paper wasn't pressing my buttons.The main factor here seemed to be just not being able to speak up for what you actually wanted.
>>33897985I'm not sure if you understand what you're looking at or not. There is no breast tissue left. There's nothing there. So if they just give her a lift, she will essentially just have a totally flat chest with nipples. It doesn't look right if they put nothing back. It lacks that volume. It's just skin. This is an example of the best they can do with big saggy boobs.
>>33897763>Men>would u care ifnomy example life as guy: get gf -> happy because she smiles at me -> she finds excuse to depantsify self -> see cute lacey thong stuff -> she prefers because she likes to be sexify -> she gets comfy and wears boxers sometimes -> she alternates her cute lacey thong panties and lazy boxers depending on her mood -> moid brain gives no moment to object to any of this
>>33898000ntaleft is 100 times better
>>33897985i don't care to get implants and don't mind being flat chested, i just don't want these gross empty bags on me
>>33897956I normally use a bra calculator but I'm sure you can find the actual equation online. It takes into account underbust, measurement when standing, and measurement when leant over.
>self-hating body image foid getting baited into modifying body with surgery thread againits tiresome honestly
>>33898010Creepy weirdos are groomers, who knew?
>>33897328Really cool, maybe he can help me build one too
>>33897987Puffy areola, nonexistent inverted nipples.
>>33897982NTA but I'm a girl who's tall and not curvy at all and I've never been called trans in my life. Outside of 4chan that really isn't a thing especially not irl
>>33898006How does that work if you have saggy boobs though? They're going to stretch way further and be way longer than they would if you're just standing up getting over bust wouldn't they?
>>33898010She should just get big fat balloon tits, bigger than her head
women,why would you block a guy you broke up with?You accepted his declaration of you as his gf after weeks of fucking. You told him you loved him and that you were considering him in your future. but, when you had to inevitably leave, you called to break up, citing that you weren't ready for the kind of relationship he wanted. He accused you of leading him on, said you probably will be in another relationship by the end of the year anyway, so say the truth that you didn't want him. You told him you're not a whore and blocked him. He tried reaching out on another account to say sorry, you tell him not to talk to you. He messages you a month later, you message him back, talk for a second then you ask why he's messaging and he says he thinks of you every day, you block him. He messages you again on another platform, you say dont message me and block him, he does it again, you tell him to stop trying to contact and then block him. That's 4 bocks. this man you let cum inside of you countless times, who you cooked for and kissed all over now accompanies a list of indian scammers. How long will it last? Will you unblock him? Should he reach out a 5th time? When?
>>33898010>i really hate my bodyHave you considered fixing it>Yeah but I just wanna be gutted nothing put back in>are you sure you'd want that?Such grooming.
>>33897987Small, round
>>33897987Huge and dark
>>33898019Yes that's the point of the leant over measurement. To see how much overhang you have.
>>33898030If you have more sag than actual around the boobie, like its flat but sags down a few inches, would you even be able to fit in regular bras? Or would you just be better off just wearing sports bras?
>>33898026>why would you block a guy you broke up with?I can barely focus to skim that paragraph but that is probably why you're blocked. Leave her alone.
>>33898005have a kid and they won't be empty :)
>>33898018they talk shit online
>>33898026Do you know where she lives? Bring her flowers and chocolate.
>>33898039What do you think I did to her?
>>33898046Then why do women get saggy after kids?
Is this /atoga/ women's ideal pet?
Browsing 4chan on an computer is worse than using a device i.e. “phonefagging” because rather than browsing for a couple of minutes and going about your day, staying on a dedicated IP that can be logged and spamming for hours at a time is both dangerous unhealthy for you psychologically and makes you an incel.
>>33898086The meaning of life is that I would like to produce magickally cursed demon babies, moonchildren, with the femanons of /atoga/. We shall perform ceremonial magick and arcane sex rituals together which will allow us to copulate and created children cursed by God and rife with the powers of the demons of the Lesser Key of Solomon. And they shall walk the Earth and corrupt its lands.
>>33898086I browse on my phone for several hours every day. Too lazy to turn my pc on
Goodnight /atoga/I hate women.
>>33898089Dangerously based sexual prowess wizard
>>33898094Don’t you have a job or relationship something that soaks up the most of the hours in your day?
I love the way big Indian cock makes me feel, I get all weak in the knees and my mouth waters
>ENTJ daddy pls give me attention UwUKill yourself street shitter lmao
I hate my brown skin. I hate my loser life. At least I have you guys, my best friends
Why doesn’t he posts his hands? Is he afraid people will call him brown?
Women, I’m sorry for being Indian
