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In this thread, we ask the opposite gender anything!

This thread doesn't have any thread-specific rules. That said, while you *can* ask anything, there are some topics that have entire boards dedicated to them, so you might be better off posting there. For example:
>>>/pol/ for politics,
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>>>/r9k/ for incel rants,
>>>/b/ for blog posts that are obvious works of fiction.

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Previously on ATOGA: >>33889525
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>>33893153
Ladies, would you date a fat and balding guy?
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since everything is but an apparition perfect in being what it is one may as well laugh.

this is the highest truth
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Femanon here. I am in need of new friends and my hobbies are mostly full of boys. How do I know any of you would like to be my friend? Like for real? Not just a potential fuckhole. I would like to drop my trust issues but its been hard
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>>33893167
What are your hobbies?
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>>33893167
I recommend going outside
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>>33893160
Absolutely. Given that you are a caring and interesting person, I'd see no problem. The thing is, if you say that so full of insecurities, I would like to try to help you getting more confidence in yourself. That could mean changing some habits.
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>>33893167
moid here, if he is straight he will try to date you.
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>>33893167
what are ur hobbies?
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>>33893153
>saar how do I use multi tool I no friends
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>>33893167
>>33889272
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>>33893165
What is the lowest truth?
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>>33893168
Gaming mostly... Nerd stuff, trading card games. I had several friendly guys approaching me but I always get paranoid they only might want to use me.
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>>33893160
no
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Women would you forgive me for using mind control powers to make you suck my dick if I was very sorry and handsome?
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Thoughts on if I should rawdog my Latina fuck buddy who I've been banged twice after matching on Hinge? The sex is alright but she's freaky and very enthusiastic so it's a lot of fun. We've only fucked with condoms so far, but I've wanted to up the ante and leaving my mark by fucking her raw and creampieing her.
She's only hooked up with 3 other guys before me (or so she says), has been fucked raw before, and hasn't gotten tested yet. Haven't caught anything fucking her with protection.
Thoughts? Or am I just being stupid and becoming Shadow the Hedgehog since I'm on a Latina fucking spree (the last 6 girls I've fucked this year are all Latina)
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>>33893173
Thought so. It happened that like "ah, its no biggie, he got a girlfriend already!" but it meant nothing, they would hit on me nonetheless. I am no good at getting female friends either.
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>>33893178
yeah they all wanna fuck u
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>>33893178
Well, idk.
Maybe you can just tell them that you're like fat and married or something.
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>>33893153
foids, why don't you like cars?
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>>33893180
>handsome
you'll be forgiven for anything so long as you're this
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>>33893189
You are a bloody benchod
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>>33893184
Its face to face interaction and I am not fat, that wouldnt work. I doubt being married would make any difference either but I could try
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>>33893153
m or f, and how do you want your love life to have gone?
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He so mad kek full copium and poo
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>>33893192
oh, it's irl stuff.
idk then, maybe go with more girls, I'm sure you can find like more female focused groups online.
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>>33893193
i try not to think about it.
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>>33893199
m or f
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>>33893182
>I am no good at getting female friends either.
a lot of girls told me that friendship between women suck, why is it so common?

also the faithful guys will avoid you because we just can't see women as friends, they will not be hostile but they will definitely keep their distance
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I need to stop gossiping so much it makes me feel bad but it's the only way my family bonds
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>>33893202
m
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>>33893193
M, I'm chill, I'm climbing out of the bottomless pit now.
Women don't like me, and I'm fine with that, as long as they don't bother me about it.
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>>33893206
>m
then I'm guessing you never had a love life.
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Where do I meet clingy gf
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>>33893212
nice job detective.
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Just found out my family has been gossiping about me and truly think less of me because I've never been in a relationship and Yet they've only ever ridiculed me for a man showing interest in me even if I was uninterested in him
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>>33893216
you might still have time if you aren't too old or hideous
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>>33893215
Nice, I took some shitty cat pics too but never got around to posting them since I was disassociating.
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>>33893222
Handsome fella.
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>>33893219
yeah, you're right. but i am trying to get my act together right now. it's been going at a snails pace.
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>>33893203
I wondered that my whole life. I think its social conduct bullshit. Women are raised to be seen as potential rivals to each other or something like that. I had female friends, but they never last.
Why is that u guys are unable to see us as friends too though?
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I'm tweaking whatever
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>>33893223
I always see them around at night, I think someone feeding them.
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>>33893227
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>>33893227
Do you ever get the urge to pick one up and take them home?
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>>33893229
Amazing pic.
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>>33893193
Like a disney movie. The true love kiss and happilly ever after. Is that even real?
F hopeless romantic here
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>>33893229
all zoomed in and shaky since I took them when I'm out on a walk, too self conscious and fat to actually stop and take a proper close up.
>>33893231
They all run away when I get to close, I think it's because I smell like dog.
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>>33893153
need a gf whos genuinely toxic and imperceptibly conditions me to expect the worst from the world until im unrecognizable
a woman even the greek gods could not have fathomed as a punishment
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>>33893222
>>33893227
>>33893229
>>33893234
I like how you go around taking pictures of random strays. Very comfy.
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>>33893237
i can be your nice gf instead
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I've noticed that I tend to get pretty down on myself and then for a few days after I feel pretty good without anything really changing.
Not sure why it is, but it is almost like my emotions default back to optimistic
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>>33893240
i dont want that
no man wants that
if you ever get tired of being single, you know what to do
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>>33893225
well, i guess that just like women are wired to compete with each other we men are wired to look for a partner when we met a woman. If we find a woman pretty we start thinking about how can we get to date her
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>>33893241
Bipolar disorder?
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>>33893240
But it was my turn...
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>>33893242
youre right but i don't know how to be mean and i am punished for it. men hate me
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>>33893244
I've never been diagnosed with anything and I think I am pretty mentally stable other than presuming everyone hates me for no reason.
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>>33893243
tho i should mention that i have female friends that i don't look at like "potential gfs" but it's a rare case
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>>33893224
I've been there. At the risk of sounding patronizing, no amount of years it takes to get there is a waste unless you give up. good luck, anon.
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>>33893243
But why do guys still hit on me even though they already have a relationship? It makes no sense to me. I mean, why am I a potential date if they are engaged or seeing someone already? (happened countless times)
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>>33893239
It's fun, I wanted to get the new iphone so I can take better zoomed photos, since I can't sneak up on them, but the money didn't add up, so more Iphone 13 pics for now.
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>>33893246
a woman who cant be evil is like a lion without teeth or claws
they dont hate you, they hate that you would be unable to help them navigate the mysterious world of evil that all women know
a useless partner
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>>33893250
Yeah I have a couple of male friends that do respect me as a friend as well and I trust them. But I kind of need a more solid circle of friends. Could you share what make those friends different in your eyes?
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>>33893255
cheaters are everywhere nowadays, if you want to give it a more "logical" sense men probably are wired to get as much women pregnant as possible. tho probably they just don't value their relationship too much so they go for it
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>>33893248
>I've never been diagnosed with anything
Doesn't mean you can't have it
>everyone hates me for no reason.
This could be the reason
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men
do you appreciate how easy it is for you to make guy friends compared to women?
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>>33893263
I don't have friends.
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>>33893257
why don't i know it
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>>33893263
I have no friends.
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>>33893258
we are friends since high school so we all made some cringe shit that any mutual attraction died lol. There is no way to actually be sure tho, i've met guys that were in the friendzone for years and still were waiting for a moment to try again
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>>33893264
>>33893266
thats a choice though
you could go out to your local sports club and be running around smashing into each other while laughing in half an hour without worrying about anything
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>>33893264
>>33893266
Now kiss
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>>33893263
Maybe, I can't really compare
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>>33893269
>>33893270
I'm going to kill myself.
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>>33893272
*mwah*
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>>33893260
Maybe but what would it even change?
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>>33893215
I want to pet them :)
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>>33893263
I struggle to make friends though
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>>33893265
sometimes in nature newborns exhibit mutations
if theyre beneficial they are more likely to pass on their genes
if not...
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>>33893280
ok.
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>>33893187
I don't understand them.
>>33893193
Exactly as it had. I'm afraid of change.
>>33893214
Where mentally ill women gather
>>33893237
Waifu politicians
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>>33893268
I think the couple of friends I got are similar to that. Decades of friendship and funny stories shared that we just bonded beyond any attraction. But then only time makes it? That is so sad. I wish I could trust people to be my friends again
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>>33893290
You are a piece of shit
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>>33893291
yep, unfortunately that's it for foids
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>>33893291
men and women becoming platonic friends is like two tired soldiers staring at each other from inside the trenches, both wanting the same thing but unable to say it
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Having some american vomit chocolate for snacks.
mini m&ms
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I own you, jeetlord.
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>>33893304
Don't vape, bruh.
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>>33893307
Don't smoke, bruh.
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>>33893193
m, to have known each other all our lives and only know heartbreak when the other dies
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>>33893277
Its effects are treatable
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>>33893167
>Like for real? Not just a potential fuckhole.
That's gonna be a factor in any straight mans head, it isn't and end all be all but if you are attractive then people will want to sleep with you and mutual interests tend to make people seem a lot more attractive.
With that said, based on >>33893178 maybe check out some discords or local stuff? If you really want IRL stuff then you are going to have to just accept than men want to fuck women and people in nerdy hobbies tend to be nerds, which means not much social interaction and being starved for any female attention.
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>>33893263
I rather get pussy easy than friends easy
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Its november, so I can only spare a good morning to the moids and the blonde foids.
Good morning moids and Blondes
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>>33893269
>>33893319
Women be like:
>Hey Men, do you appreciate (thing that isn't true)?
>That isn't true though?
>Oh, well it's your fault actually!
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>>33893325
>moids and Blondes
I'm a moid and blond
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I love the taste of coffee but that shit is bad for you. I get so queasy after drinking it but god damn it tastes so good
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>>33893263
Why do you need guy friends? Do you want to betray your race?
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>>33893340
im slavic
put on your tripcode again
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I have dark blonde hair as Varg would say.
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Femanons:
My instagram got disabled by instagram's shitty AI moderation. Didn't give me an actual reason or thing I posted. I found out it's like a problem and multiple posts online and articles about it. But a lot of girls on apps and at bars like, exchange instagrams instead of numbers. Would it be weird to say "oh, I don't have an instagram. I never used my old one so I deleted it. Can I have another way to contact you?" on an app or at a bar? I don't know why, but girls would rather insta, but also, find snapchat a red flag, but I'm not sure why, but I also barely use snapchat too.
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Would uprooting myself to move to a city with a large asian populace to get alt asian gf be retarded?
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>Be together with girl for 5 years
>We live in downtown Boston together
>Last night she drops a big bombshell
>Says she wants to move to her parent's town
>That she misses her family
>It's a small rural town
>Less than 2000 people total
>No major stores
>No delivery for anything
>Fastest internet is 25MB down for 80$ a month
>Streets are completely empty
>Everything shuts down at 5 PM
>Little to no cellphone service
>There is NOTHING for work unless you're a farmer/hunter
>MFW Last time I visited we sat on the porch doing nothing for literally 4 hours

It's like something out of a horror movie, it's so silent and there are just NO people anywhere, there's nothing to do, it doesn't even have a FUCKING MOVIE THEATER FOR CHRIST SAKE

How do I tell her "Fuck no I'd rather die" Without being mean?
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>>33893352
Do you love her still? Do you think you can do better? Are you gay?
Regardless of 1, If yes to either the 2nd or 3rd question, tell her you'll be right there after she goes and stay and fuck in boston til you get a rebound and ghost her.

I had a gf move to bumfuck nowhere and I stayed there with her for a bit, honestly was comfy as fuck but I've never thrived in an american city before so who knows. I eventually left her for a girl I found in the city who then left me so all is right with the world.
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>>33893352
To start with, you've got to stress the work angle. Then depending on if you two plan on marriage and kids and whatever, then you can stress how little opportunity your kids will have. After that you can then go into how fucking boring it is out there.

Source: my boomer dad did the same thing to my family and I grew up so far away that I couldn't go to a decent school, find a job or get my drivers license (since they wouldn't pay for it and I couldn't get a job to pay for it). I grew up as a socially stunted retard and still struggle interacting with people now.
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>>33893358
>Do you love her still?
Yes
>Do you think you can do better?
Yes, but too lazy to put in effort
>Are you gay?
Only 50%

Alrigthy so your advice is to just leave her? Honestly I'd hate to say goodbye of 5 years worth of work, but I don't know if I can stand living in the middle of nowhere, especially in Maine.
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>>33893215
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>>33893360
>Maine
Beautiful. But still, why can't she just live somewhere nearby that actually has prospects and then just drive over to that old town to visit sometimes?
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>>33893363
Hypnotic.
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A girl loved me so hard this year I still feel her pussy on my dick and when I close her eyes I see her lips all over me. She made me want to start learning a new language and move to her country--not to try to be with her again but to taste the culture again through another woman or two.
This new years day will be magical.
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>>33893352
Just leave her. This is her shit testing you btw. You need to stand your ground, odds are, she's doing this so she can leave you. That's her real goal, it's not to be closer to her family; it is to LEAVE YOU. Think about it, you've been together for 5 years... after 5 years you should be planting your feet somewhere with the person you're dating: getting married, getting a stable job, preparing for children, etc. How the hell are you going to do that if you have no work and you move to a city where your job industry doesn't even exist? I mean this in all sincerity, cut your losses now. I had a girl do this to me, told her no, she said she was gonna go anyways and I told her that if she did I'm breaking up with her. Well, we stayed together for a month, she ended up breaking up with me and low and behold - she never ended up leaving town anyways. It's almost as if she was looking for a way out the whole time... that's what's happening to you now
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>>33893263
Yes but I don't need them like you need simps and furniture movers for free.
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>>33893364
NTA. Because she's used to men providing for her.
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>The masculine desire to eat some kind of red meat stew out of a pot with a wooden spoon
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what do i draw
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>>33893382
Draw a cute femanon girl
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I hate women.
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>>33893385
Based.
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>>33893193
F
Idk, trying to find a bf so we can have a love life together
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I'm kinda neutral on women idk.
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Women are pretty cool.
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>>33893193
I wish women could love men, so that I could have a gf.
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I'm into some really kinky shit this morning.
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>>33893193
M
I'm in my freshman year of college a few years late and I intend to have it go well.
Life always throws curveballs but I want to try rather than sit in my room all the time suffering through what could have been.
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>>33893403
I'm like that every morning. My sexual fantasies in the morning are always really weird.
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Day 3
how are we doing boys?
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>>33893408
I have destroyed my dick.
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>>33893408
Nobody cares about NNN. It's a stupid meme.
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>>33893408
You people are so fucking weird.

>>33893406
I don't think I'm more experimental in my morning fap. Much more in my afternoon or evening ones.
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>>33893408
I intentionally failed within the first 48 hours because NNN is retarded.
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what do i do if I am not sure he is going to tell his wife(they are in open relationship) we have gotten intimate with eachother

she knows he flirted physically with me after me telling her and she called it cheating. the situation is complicated because he is temporarily staying/living with me. idk if I should tell her we have gone further because I kind of feel like it's something he should do. he doesn't like talking about the subject with me since he feels bad about it.
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>>33893415
All three of you should jump in front of a bus.
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>>33893415
Are you sure they're really open and he's not just bullshitting you? Because it sounds like she doesn't actually know about any of that.
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>>33893408
We have a competition on who can have the best nut November. I’m in the lead with two women deepthroating my cock
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>>33893415
Damn, I should really start lying to bitches more and say that I'm taken, so that dumb cunts like this one want to fuck me lol
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>>33893416
no
>>33893417
they've dated separately before and once been in a throuple with another guy we used to know.

i consider her a friend of mine but I know him more i think as of now. i don't want her to dislike me but he has come to me for a lot of advice and to vent over the past few years and admitted he has feelings for me a long tim ago but i malfunctioned at didn't take it seriously due to my relationship ideals but things just happened recently. he says he feels conflicted about it(the situation with me and her in relation to him)
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>>33893415
You are exceptionally stupid. lmao
You chose to be in a shitty situation.
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>>33893422
It can wok but only if you know there's a home wrecker somewhere. My gf told me about some girl in her friends orbit a little that fucks taken guys exclusively, so there seems to be always one around. We're still pretty fresh into things, so I can't help but be tempted to ask if she'd give ma free pass, apparently this girl is hot as fuck.
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>>33893423
So the reddit threads are true that bitches want to fuck married men more? I'll buy a fake ring then for bars and clubs lol
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>>33893415
probably just depressed yeah
>>33893422
I don't think it's all that healthy but like it was a thing where he has crushed on me for years before he even knew her. I kind of want to pressure him into telling her or something because I feel bad about it but also don't want her having a potential suicidal meltdown(his words)

I feel like it mostly happened just because he's temporarily living with me. I don't think i'm stealing him away or anything as I feel they have too much to lose to break up but in a previous thread anons said he seemed to have checked out of the relationship which idk if true. he said he isn't a good person so I feel no real drive to be with him more than his wife I guess but th temptation to like cuddle is there :/
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>>33893427
Go for it. I regret not cheating on my exes. The relationships will end anyway when she gets bored.
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>>33893430
I wouldn't say I want to fuck him more, he always flirted with me first and I ignored him in that way for a really long time or forgot about it/walking on eggshells a bit. I want to find my own person but his advances towards me are confusing. they've been having issues in their marriage and she said he seemed miserable to him
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If you genuinely struggle to not touch your dick for 30 days you need to seek professional help
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>>33893431
You sound lile a LARP.
And if you aren't, then understand you are at least a clown to anybody remotely normal.
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>>33893431
depressed meant for >>33893425
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>>33893435
Stay in your containment threads, faggot.
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>>33893433
I don't know. Things have been funny with her, she initially pulled back on things but said it was fine if I wanted to fucked around a bit. We also talked about threeways once and she said she'd be into it, but would only be doing it because I wanted to. It's all kinda confusing. Maybe she's a massive sub or something,
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>>33893435
What's funny is her actual tits as seen in leaks are depressingly awful.
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>>33893435
this kills the /atoga/ moids
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>>33893423
>no
I wasn't asking.
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How do I make my dick bigger (without surgery or injections)?
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>>33893444
That is ridiculously tame compared to even the shit that gets posted on this website.
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Is it a red flag if a girl says she is a baddie?
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>>33893449
Definitely.
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>>33893436
i'm aware, what do I do about it :/
>>33893446
not gonna sorry
can't get in trouble like that again
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>>33893447
why do men care so much about dick size? As long as you're at the very least 6 inches, you're fine.
Girth is a different story and arguably more important though. But also you can just use toys, or your mouth and hands.
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>>33893452
It’s easier to sit around and whine about uncontrollable things than it is to actually go out and fuck.
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>>33893456
>>33893452
Why do foids pretend they don't have ridiculously high standards and like men can just "go out and fuck"?
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Where do I go to "go out and fuck"?
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>>33893447
Tfw 7.5" x 5.3"
I wouldn't give it up but idk what its actually doing for me
She's extremely happy with you for 20 minutes and then goes back to doing the same usual woman shit she chucks at every moid
Who cares honestly just fingerblast her good enough to start with and it probably doesnt matter
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>>33893459
You probably can jist go out and fuck in all fairness
You have to settle for consuela thoughie
Laqueesha will probably suck the soul out of you for a carton of eggs until the gubmint shutdown ends lmfao
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>>33893464
Yeah, I could probably find some 55 year old fat lady in the bad part of town to get my dick gummed to death while the roaches crawl all over me, but that just proves my point.
If women had reasonable standards I'd be able to get a mid, slightly overweight woman in her early 30s, and I'd be able to actually date her and make her my gf. But that's completely out of the question.
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>>33893459
Maybe you can’t, but I can.
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>>33893467
...how is that unattainable?
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It's really fucking stupid how that Antonymph song baited millions of people into listening to three minutes of "Hey, look at all this stuff that's fifteen years old. Neat, right?". It's just memberberries for people barely old enough to remember 9/11 but people act as if it's something impressive/important. If you like that song you are an obnoxious shitter
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>>33893470
You tell me. I have no idea what women are thinking.
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>>33893473
Iq = lowered
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should I cease all flirty/intimate contact with him or confront him about it

would it salvage my deterioration into self-hate or feelings of unworthiness
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I wish she would come back to me and love me
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>>33893461
TELL ME I NEED SEX
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>>33893447
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJIJG6bEjbs&t=68
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>>33893473
I'm really not trying to bust your chops and I know it's hard to find people to date in the first place but if you seriously literally couldnt talk your way into the pants of some frumpy beat hag in an ideal set and setting you might be a physical as well as social trainwreck.
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If pussy has the same musk as cock then I'll gladly eat pussy. If not then I'd still do it.

I genuinely don't get why people pretend body smell (not odor) doesn't have pheromones
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>>33893483
I'm not. It's not that it's literally impossible to bed a chick like that, I've done it once. It just takes a fuckload more effort than it should, and getting any kind of commitment from them is impossible.
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>>33893483
They call him cbtanon for a reason.
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Shy guys, why are you so hard to approach
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how do I unfuck myself from the love triangle with him to save my future/current self >>33893415

there is 0% chance he has deeper feelings for me than her I feel like since they are matried/been together so long and I want to respect that but also I am sad/lonely
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>>33893489
Because we know that women hate us and wish to do us harm.
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>>33893489
secretly holding out for an older woman to approach me, so I act cold towards girls my age to stop them from talking to me
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>>33893489
just approach us, once you start talking to us we get more comfortable (eventually)
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>>33893489
I don't think I've prevented any woman from approaching me. Nevertheless, it hasn't happened and probably never will. I think shy guys don't pass the vibe check, we're not eligible.
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>shy "men" actually thinking women irl wouldn't rather be abused than give passive men even an ounce of attention
I chuckled (out loud)
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>>33893500
Literally half of all the women I fucked initiated either online or IRL and that doesn't include all the women who have hit on me in some way
Were they 10/10 baddies? Hell no. But sometimes you're just that wigga
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>>33893506
What's your secret?
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>>33893511
Be cute enough that they stop caring about your sixhead, your earl sweatshirt-esque hairline, and the fact that your height starts with a 5
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>>33893513
this! i got a girlfriend that way too.
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>>33893513
Where do you go to meet women? I feel like I'm decently attractive.
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>>33893489
Because I don't want to annoy her and why would any woman want to talk to me? It must just be in my head that she is looking at me.
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>>33893516
College, college towns, even community college in nicer areas can be okay. Parties that you'd end up in if you're social. College town bars. They're just straight up daycare for breeding age women.
It helps if you're actually in college.
Tip: women are insanely jealous of each other, and like you way more when you don't like them. Leverage this by befriending girls who are attractive but not your type and go out with them. The women you're actually into will start bitterly seething and flock to you when they see you with the gals.
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>>33893495
since when are moids this evil?
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Gender
So I went to that expensive whore. She's a striking beauty, very fun to talk to. We have insanely good sex. And she's batshit insane, like girls in hentai after a mind break, but for real. Her mind actually melted from hentai, cock, and maybe drugs. And... she makes more than $300k. We're very compatible. But in the end, I didn't ask her out. Not like I didn't try, but she definitely wasn't in any condition to listen.
Should I date her? And how do you approach a girl like that correctly?
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>>33893521
>College, college towns
Diff anon, but I live in a college party town right now.
What do I even do? I have no friends here. I'm not ugly, I'm not particularly bad in social situations (although I am a bit shy at first, nothing alcohol can't remedy)
I am seriously at a loss, right now I plan to join a fraternity and clubs next semester as my day ends sooner.
Especially with woman I feel totally alien, I can speak to them fine but the actual romantic or seductive aspect I am completely inexperienced. I never really interacted with girls in grade school romantically so I have nothing to work from.
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>>33893525
M
I wouldnt approach an OF thot
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>>33893500
I am being abused, by his timidity. At least he is like that with everyone so I'm not gonna take it personally just yet
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>>33893525
>Should I date her? And how do you approach a girl like that correctly?
You should stick around until you see her crashout and the severity of it.
If it's something you can put up with then go for it.
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>>33893532
>OF thot
Maybe she did, maybe she doesn't. Honestly, her salary is just my calculation because she charges $400 an hour, not including special services.
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>>33893524
What's wrong, feeling upstaged?
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>>33893525
>Whore who enjoys being a whore
You are trying to date a demon. I can't even feel sorry for her, these women are too far gone.
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I need to lose 35 kilos before I can gain the confidence to talk to women
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>>33893541
Talking to them doesn't matter much if they don't want to talk to you first.
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>>33893530
Frat's not a bad idea. No clue they allowed anyone older than freshmen rush but good luck.
I'd go for the climbing club, any kind of music thing, etc. Things that women may or may not join, but the male members unquestionably have female friends.
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>>33893489
I've only dated women that approach me. I'd kill to be approached, it's been months
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>>33893540
I'm a womanizer with a high body count who enjoys being a womanizer. So I don't care about that stuff.
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Moids should approach foids first, actually. Stop playing so hard to get, you're already difficult to want.
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>>33893535
I was a client. I don't think she would crash out on me. Maybe after a few sessions when we become fuck buddies at that point. But it would be my most expensive fwb because she charges $400 an hour. I'm gonna see if I can get a friends discount from her at least.
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>>33893549
Sorry, I have no interest in dating.
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>>33893551
>fwb
>charges $400 an hour
Lmao you loser
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>>33893549
I'll be my sweet funny epic cool awesomesauce self when I'm around new gals in class or whatever who I fancy. But cold approaching is for fuckin indians.
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>>33893553
This. I have foid fatigue.
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>>33893554
Hey, I have a few fwbs for free, two of them are even pretty. I don't even want to be fwb with her, I want to fucking date her and maybe get married. But I have no idea how to start a relationship with a whore, especially an insane whore. I think a lot of people would try to get her, I'm definitely not the only one.
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>>33893543
>No clue they allowed anyone older than freshmen rush but good luck.
I am a freshmen although older than others by a few years due to late admittance.
>I'd go for the climbing club, any kind of music thing, etc.
I am taking a Music class next semester if that counts, I also was considering taking a pickleball class because it seems kind of fun but also I figured it would be good for meeting women.
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>>33893564
That all sounds good. Don't fuck up! :*
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what's the meaning or point of a guy telling me his wife would be jealous of me because of my small/petite size? like is he comparing us or trying to make me feel a certain way by saying that or just venting or something
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>>33893565
Thanks anon
What would "fuck up" look like in this scenario?
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>>33893566
Complimenting you and bitching about his fat bitch of a wife in the same breath
99% of us don't have the brain matter in the right places for mindgames of any sort
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>>33893567
Mostly picrel
Also trying too hard
Just bee yaself unironically
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I'm so fucking addicted to findom. The girl I'm talking to is so strict and bossy towards me. I just gave her $600. What did I get in return?

A few DMs about how I'm not fit or capable of making decisions on my own. How she's so generous to be making my decisions for me.

And I'm fucking hooked. I believe her. I'm a retard who needs a woman to tell me what to do.

Do I just kms? I can't stop myself when a strict, dominant woman tells me what's best for me. I really feel like I need her in my life.

I'm 36 and never had a girlfriend. This is all I have. And it's technically not a porn addiction because she's not a sex worker. I receive no benefits other than being controlled. She's just a random girl on Twitter who likes being in charge.

What's the solution for someone like me? Is it really so bad for me to obey orders from a superior woman?
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>>33893566
He sounds like a very shitty person (see >>33893568). Beware.
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>>33893569
Seems difficult to find a medium between being a natural wallflower versus "trying too hard" to socialize.
Is just walking up to people and talking trying to hard? How do I know when someone is done talking? These types of queues that I think people build up from being around others I don't think I have a good grasp on.
Also being myself makes it hard to have things to talk about, I don't think people at the frat party really care about Warhammer lore or A Song of Ice and Fire theories.
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>>33893570
>She's just a random girl on Twitter who likes being in charge.
You mean a GIRL (Gujarati Internet Roleplayer and LARPer)?
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>>33893570
Why it sounds like copypasta?
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>>33893574
...you're gonna learn a whole lot the next few years!
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>>33893567
>What would "fuck up" look like in this scenario?
In uni, you have 1 month to find single girls and a friends group. After that, you're on your own because everyone has paired up.
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>>33893578
That's the hope, ideally not an awful ride.
>>33893580
Well I hope this is a semester or yearly reset then because I'm fucked if that's the case.
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>>33893569
>Just bee yaself
NTA, In my opinion, that's some of the stupidest advice. If I were to be myself, I'd definitely overdrink, do drugs, fuck a few girls, maybe even consensually. And in the end, I'd fall on the floor in a puddle of my own vomit and completely forget about that day, only to be surprised by a porn video of myself in an active role from that party.
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>>33893570
I'm into femdom but findom makes no fucking sense to me. You don't even get anything all that good in return.
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>>33893568
she's nowhere near fat, just not petite in height.is this a mind game? he's been recently venting to me about their dynamic I didn't really know about. like him never going out to hang out with other people because of her, her never doing chores and him always buying her stuff and stuff like weed for her so he kind of enabled it too but feels a little used and wonder if he's just there to provide her with everything. he describes her as becoming asexual now in their relationship.
>>33893572
he doesn't deny being that either actually. since he's been here he's been helping me out feelin more secure(security cameras etc I had a stalker situation happen in the past/potentially still ongoing) and has made improvements for the house. i'm considering where my heart wants to be, and trying to not feel too bad about the situation but still feel off about it concerning wanting her to know bout it. I helped him out after being kicked out of the previous place he was with her(her family member did it) and he was later allowed to go back there but he says he is never going back after that.
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>>33893521
What if I'm not going to college/no going to college there? I'm going to a crappy community college right now but I might not register for the next semester.

Maybe I should look into a local d&d group, do chicks go to those?
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Dreamt I had a son, now I’m sad
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>>33893495
what is it with zoomer men and older women? How tf did that happen?
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>>33893587
NTA
I like to talk about paying girls but then I never do it. Some of them still send free pics and vids and you can sext with them because they hope you will pay eventually. I think it's another form of humiliation for simps who actually pay her and don't even fuck.
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>>33893593
>what is it with zoomer men and older women? How tf did that happen?
Like this
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Write your gender
How social are you?
Choices to make it easier:
>Can't hold a conversation and try to ignore it if someone talks to me
>Can hold a conversation if someone else starts it, but have trouble doing it myself
>Can start a conversation on simple topics, but not too deep or skilled
>Can talk to most people and keep a conversation engaging
>I can make friends or girlfriends left and right with anyone on the street, and I do this often
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>>33893597
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4-5, depends how bad my depression is.
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>>33893596
Himeno is such pure sex
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>>33893596
are you telling me a zoomer will want to get me pregnant because the clock is ticking and i tried to avoid thinking about it
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>>33893600
If you're in your 30s, that's not a good idea.
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>>33893600
You're a fucking foid. There's no problem for you to find a cock.
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>>33893600
Are you wealthy enough.
Zoomers are generally fucked financially so a porsche wouldnt hurt at all
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>>33893603
That's not a very nice way to speak about moids
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>>33893600
>are you telling me a zoomer will want to get me pregnant because the clock is ticking and i tried to avoid thinking about it
Yes
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gender, solve this riddle:
>I can crawl, but I cannot run
>I can fuck, but I cannot cum
>I can speak, but I cannot cum
>I can sleep, but I cannot cum
what am I?
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>>33893606
that's a mother and son btw, don't ask me how I know that.
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every path in life is ultimately a dead-end :(
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>>33893607
femanon after we do orgasm denial
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>>33893607
An obese man with ed?
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>>33893605
how else are you supposed to speak about a gender who's sexual attention is not only in high supply, low demand, low quality, but also most of the time unwanted?
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>>33893602
prolly not
>>33893603
there is if i'm depressed
>>33893604
i live off of my family because i'm mentally unwell and physically at a disadvantage :^)
>>33893606
best place to go hunting for said prey?
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Gender, I can’t wait to have sex in 3 months. I’m really hoping there are cute asian women that I can blow fat loads inside of on tinder. Gender, I am so excited for this day! I’ve been working out for the past 2 months and I’ve been reading more to improve my vocabulary and story telling capabilities. Gender, I’m so excited to bust hot cum everywhere besides the carpet under my desk!
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>>33893614
>i live off of my family because i'm mentally unwell and physically at a disadvantage :^)
well...
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gender, solve this riddle:
>What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society that abandons him and treats him like trash?
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>>33893613
Tell that to moids, they're the ones who think women want to date semi-sentient dildos
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>>33893618
Da Jokah baby
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>>33893597
I'd answer 4 but my generational cohort are such fucking zombies on averagr its tough to actually do
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Today I saw the funniest couple. Guy was around 7' and his girlfriend was 4'-something. They looked like a dad and his little daughter going to kindergarten. But judging by their faces, I'd say the girl was older. Now foids, explain to me how this isn't a daddy issue and some pedo shit, wanting to be a little girl half your boyfriend's size.
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>>33893614
>best place to go hunting for said prey?
Find a older man with a young adult son
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Do women even care about sex? Or like it?
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>>33893623
Love doesn't care about height, and neither did they, apparently.
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>>33893623
>7' and 4'
It's so heartwarming when two freaks of nature pair up
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I briefly talked to this one girl in college who was really hot but I was too autistic to take it further. She was very happy and bubbly the 3-4 times we talked. I graduated a year ago but I stumbled across her Instagram and I really want her, she’s gorgeous and she has a nice voice. Would it be weird to follow her? What should I say to her to make it known I want her?
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>>33893609
So you better choose something you enjoy a little bit. Life is barely long enough to get good at one thing, be careful what you get good at.
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https://youtu.be/67SLuc_3srM
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>>33893625
I'm literally obsessed with it.
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>>33893620
Why would you want to speak nicely about men if that's all they present themselves as?
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>>33893625
Nothing kills my sex drive more than a moid who only wants sex.
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>>33893616
well what? am i out of luck now
>>33893624
>pic rel
please be fake
youngest i've dated was 24
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>>33893634
How many times a day you do it?
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>>33893625
Chad only
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>>33893625
for most women attention and 'romantic moments' in general are the same as sex is for men, and for them sex is the same as these things are for men.
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>>33893153
My qt boss I have a crush on asked me again if I was coming to her bday party next week (asked me around 4 times last week)

I said yeah, just give me the deets. But she has yet to send me details despite texting each other throughout the day. I won't be seeing her til this party (she originally texted me asking me if we were working together tomorrow which I said we weren't which bummed her out supposedly)

Since she hasn't texted me any details does that mean I'm not really invited? Also what should I be bringing? I already gave her a small bday gift on her actual birthday. Am I supposed to bring another thing?
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>>33893635
It's almost as if I was being sarcastic and making that point exactly
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>>33893614
>>33893637
You write like an utter fucking retard.
Do better.
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>>33893638
I only do it on weekends, since I don't live close to my bf.
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where do you find outdoorsy girls that don't wear makeup and don't take birth control pills?
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>>33893623
>its her being a pedo specifically and not him
I sense whiny pedo double standards lol
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Men, would you try to slay a dragon if it meant you got a princess who would love you and be your wife if you succeeded? You only get medieval arms and armor and a horse if you want it.
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>>33893623
>be me
>less than 5'
hey now never thought about tinkerbell /d/ tier size difference secks?? also doesn't apply if my dad is also short. i just think mythological creature sex roleplay is cool. plus you're the on projecting the daddy/pedo shizz
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>>33893648
Grim.
How do you survive?
If I didn't have sex with my gf at least twice a day, I'd not be able to handle that.

>>33893649
>take birth control pills
But that's a massive plus.
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>>33893649
my sister is one but she only goes outside to walk her dog (at night mostly to avoid people apparently), a true neet i kinda admire her ngl.
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>>33893642
Ask her directly.
>"Hey, what time/place/etc is that bday party?"
Stop making your life harder than it should be
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>>33893644
didn't answer my question, also your sarcasm didn't translate very well.
Just say "kill all men" next time or something.
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>>33893653
Are you Asian? Or are you that Afro-Latina chick that posts on here?
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>>33893652
What kind of dragon?
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>>33893652
Depends. Is she a hot virgin blonde with blue eyes? Sure.
I completed the Dragon Slayer quest on RuneScape with a shitty laggy computer back in the day, so I like my chances.
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>>33893644
>>33893658
Now have hot aggressive lesbo sex on cam for the moids here.
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>>33893600
Why do you want a boyfriend? Men aren't cool
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>>33893654
Constant masturbation. I'm talking every day, multiple times a day, including at work. It helps, but still doesn't compare to actual sex.
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>>33893654
>But that's a massive plus.
how?
>>33893656
how old is she?
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need an aggressive WASP bitch with a tight thorax to stab me until i go into shock
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>>33893660
Allosaurus sized.
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>>33893660
Imagine Dragon.
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>>33893662
I'm a man nigga
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>>33893659
lmao

>>33893652
>princess
Nah, I want a sex crazy bitch who does shit with me, not some sheltered retard.

>>33893666
>how?
How isn't it?
Free creampies 24/7 with little fear of having to deal with potential shit like offspring.
It's great, there is no downside for the man.
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>>33893373
wait why did you mention furniture movers
hello???
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>>33893670
Yet you argue for fucking younger men wtf.
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>>33893650
I know nothing about him. Like, maybe. But for the last few decades it was women who chose men, not the other way around. So obviously it's on her in the first place.
>>33893653
Yeah, I want to fuck dwarf girls. But in my case, it's more wicked, I think. I would love to use her as a toy, a literal fleshlight.
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would it be unwise to date a girl who gets turned on by the idea of me curb stomping black people while wearing a SS uniform?
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life is not worth living alone
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>>33893668
Actually fuck that, it's the size of one of the velociraptors from Jurassic Park, lets make it fair.
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>>33893664
Nta but having a bf is cringe. Are you still in highschool or something? If you aren't engaged after the 3rd date you're ngmi
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women
why?
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>>33893673
why wouldn't I?
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White pride yo!!!!!!
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>>33893679
Cock with a flared head is cool as fuck.
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>>33893679
are you implying you wouldnt desire to be the minotaur in this fantasy
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>>33893653
partially asian yes why?
never heard of the afro/latina girl but i've been MIA from /adv/ for awhile
>>33893664
that picrel describes my soul even if it's like a secret/fwb situation currently habbening. i want cuddles and cute interactions, someone I can confide in and feel safe around. just too introvert to go out and find someone else at the moment i guess. it's different yapping on as anonymous vs irl with a potential cutie
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>>33893679
America is the great whore Babylon and their literature reflects that
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>>33893679
when are you going to get over this, anon?
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>>33893679
irl men these days severely lack the qualities portrayed by the minotaur in the book, and in most of these kinds of books really. And no, I'm not talking about them being monsters, although being huge in areas where it matters is certainly a nice bonus.
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>>33893686
meant for >>33893659
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>>33893678
Having a bf = cringe pickmee
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how did we as a society go from this to >>33893679
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>>33893679
Same reason some men want to fuck monsters
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women can you make my ex love me again?
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>>33893666
same as me hehe
and nice satanic kvlt trips
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>>33893691
>men these days
Women bitched about men for 100 years and successfully changed men, only to hate the men they created.
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>>33893695
>how did we as a society go from this to >>33893679 #
W*men's rights
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>>33893683
Obregia
>>33893689
When will you get electroconvulsive therapy and lobotomy?
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it's fun watching both genders argue over their perceptions of each other, which they entirely derived from their respective algorithms spoonfeeding them how the opposite gender slighted them and why they should be upset about it.
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>>33893685
No because I want to be loved for me not because I'm 10 feet tall and have a huge dick (I haven't read it I assume that what is happening)
>>33893691
what qualities are you talking about? being 10 feet tall? being ripped?
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>>33893637
>well what? am i out of luck now
might be. Maybe you'll have to settle for a dude in his 40s
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>>33893701
Idk what that means.
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>>33893693
Yeah sure I also want to end up like all these millennial bitches whose boyfriend of 10 years, 2 kids and 1 house is still not sure if he wants to get married
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>>33893652
>who would love you and be your wife if you succeeded
yeah, until ser fucksalot strolls into town.
these wenches are for the traderoutes
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>>33893702
>their perceptions of each other
No one talks to each other anymore
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>>33893699
That video is hilarious.
>deal with
Foids don't even give non-Chads a chance to deal with anything, so what's the point of humiliating yourself by approaching some mid bitch when you can jerk off or pay for hotter escorts to fuck?
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>>33893703
>(I haven't read it I assume that what is happening)
it isnt
a small scrawny guy being gentle doesnt mean anything
a big strong guy being gentle does because its his choice
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>>33893702
>>33893679
Women usually commission rape.
Men usually commission femdom.
Moral is that both genders are lazy pieces of shit who want their partner to do all the job in the bed.
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>>33893701
>When will you get electroconvulsive therapy and lobotomy?
as if men's fetishes are any less fucked up
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>>33893671
>It's great, there is no downside for the man.
Idk man, I don't think it's a good idea to date a woman who fundamentally altered her hormonal balance with pills made by companies with a track record of fucking people over in cartoonishly evil ways.
I'd rather just stay away from all that. The spiritual implications of this far outweigh whatever pleasure people get from NOT having baby-making sex with their gf.
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>>33893707
>Medieval fantasy scenario
>Moid immediately thinks about cuckolding
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>>33893702
>gf who will tell me to kys and I will tell her to kys, but instead of double suicide, we will have sex.
Perfect
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women if I was a tentacle monster, would you love me?
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>>33893718
This is why the french call it "the little death"
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>>33893708
>Nooooo 45% have never
That's called evolution
Be a little scared pussy boi = never procreate simple as
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>>33893719
I actually don't like the idea of prehensile cocks. Like I love the idea of a single partner being able to completely overwhelm me singlehandedly, and I'm okay with multiple dicks, but them being all bendy feels like it'd be awful sex.
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>>33893703
>what qualities are you talking about?
being dominant, assertive, not afraid to take what he wants without asking for permission. And yes, being overpowered by a significantly taller man feels nice.
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>>33893716
the nature of women doesnt change
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>>33893721
>That's called evolution
Evolution of what? A fucked up societal climate? There's literally nothing even remotely connected to evolution.
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>>33893721
What have YOU contributed to mankind other than a creampie? Tell your mother we thank her for bringing an autistic like you into this world
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>waaa I'm too scared to talk to woman waa
>they only want Chad ahhhhh
>what's the point, I should just give up
ok, how is that my problem?
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>>33893727
The nature of men*
All white men on the internet have a cuck fetish and can't stop obsessing about it kek.
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>>33893679
I can't really complain about women being into this seeing as I'm into vore. But I can still point and laugh at it.
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>>33893726
>being dominant, assertive, not afraid to take what he wants without asking for permission.
that works until someone either draws a gun or fucks you over in other ways that can't be dealed with by just "oooga booga I'm big strong monster"
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>>33893704
early 40s? i'm technically sort with a guy my age but it doesn't count because reasons. i'm mostly joking about dating someone younger because dating me would not be very fruitful in general i think. also why 40s? would he be settling too
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>>33893731
Sometimes people just need somewhere to vent.
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>>33893728
>Evolution of what? A fucked up societal climate? There's literally nothing even remotely connected to evolution.
Blaming society is typical pussy boi behaviour too.
If you are too scared of "society" it's better you never stick your dick into anything
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>>33893734
NTA, but yes. Dominance is best in a fantasy where the author can draw the line at an appropriate point for all parties involved. It's too easy for that sort of shit to go badly IRL.
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>>33893736
>Sometimes people just need somewhere to vent.
There's another general for that
>>33888933
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>>33893734
and? Am I supposed to be less attracted to that now?
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>>33893732
why settle for the princess when you can just go on a campaign, not have to fight a dragon and get all the conquered qts instead?
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>>33893740
Sure be attracted to monsters who wouldn't survive 10 seconds in real life instead of real men wo are a productive part of society
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You're out of touch
I'm out of time
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kinda crazy how the only people who complain about "hypergamy" are people who don't get pussy as a result of it. Meanwhile the ones who do are happy as can be. Really gets the noggin joggin.
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>>33893740
>>33893731
You are boring.
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>>33893731
>declining birth rates
>death of the first-world native population
>replacement with foreigners
>declined salary and work conditions
>increased crime rates
>increased racial and national animosity in society
>more riots and turbulence
I mean, if you think a little bit, you would know, but thinking is a man's job anyway.
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>>33893742
you do realize that dominant men exist irl, right?
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>>33893724
but imagine how it would feel wriggling inside of you
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>>33893731
I dont have a problem with it, except that im somehow expected to pay taxes.
I dont have a wife to make children? thats fine, but why am I paying for those who do
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>>33893745
mental illness isn't pretty ngl
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>>33893747
and you are unfuckable
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>>33893737
>using words you've no idea about and moving goalposts
Typical foid's behaviour
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>>33893748
If the "civilized society" was so smart why haven't they found a solution yet?
Maybe they're not so smart after all when they allow themselves to be outbred
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>>33893749
yeah and they're mostly pschopaths wo die an early death because of it but apparently that is what makes women wet
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>>33893754
Not really. But it's funny how you equate the value of everything to your holes.
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>>33893759
>mostly pschopaths wo die an early death
Nah, I'm high-functioning psychopath. But, if I was stupid, I would rot in prison.
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>>33893750
I don't want to masturbate before I go to work today, so no. Imagining stuff is a slippery slope to looking up smut.
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>>33893748
>but le heckin society
You're just mad you don't get your dick wet, if you did, you wouldn't be saying any of this. Also women are still having children, just not with (You)
>>33893751
>im somehow expected to pay taxes.
So is everyone else. The government is not responsible for making you desirable enough for women, nor should it be. You don't get goodboy brownie points for being a goody two shoes busy body. You either make it or you don't, if you don't like it, go do something about it.
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>>33893714
Ok, christcuck. lmao
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>>33893764
if the goverment doesnt exist for the wellbeing of its citizens, then it has no use.
is it in the goverments best interest to keep birthrates up? yes.
so alienating over 50% of the male population and letting them die off without reporoducing isnt really the best move
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Gender wars debates have started. Looks like it's a good time for me to go to bed. Goodnight my fellow losers.
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>>33893759
>dominance = stupidity
uh huh
>>33893760
sex is the foundation for relationships and everything that results from that, so yeah, being unfuckable is not inconsequential.
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I have come to the conclusion the universe couldn't handle me having a gf. I'd be too powerful, it would literally shatter the space time continuum.

That being said, there are so many pretty women all over the world it's unreal. The average woman in her 20s and 30s is just really damn pretty.
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>>33893771
>>dominance = stupidity
No one said that. You are hallucinating things again
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>>33893759
That does not reflect reality at all.
It is natural for men to be dominant in bed and often other parts of life too.
Maybe you are just extra weak?
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>>33893768
You're not entitled to sex. By default it requires another consenting person to also want to be with you, which you can't force on people, so tough luck.
If 50% of the male population doesn't have what it takes to be desirable in the eyes of women, then why should they be forced to reproduce with them?
Would you want to be forced to marry and have kids with women you find utterly repulsive?
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>>33893763
I want to tease you more but I don't want to be mean so I'll stop
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>>33893764
>if you care about society, you don't have sex
I pump and dump stupid holes weekly because they deserve it, but it doesn't change the fact that society is fucked
>Also women are still having children
pic
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>>33893779
You're not entitled to 50% of my income by that same logic.
Would you want to be forced to give up more than half of the wealth you create?
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>>33893773
whatever you say, I'm not going to stop liking dominant men, who, despite your insistence, are usually normal healthy people who have the ability and the will to assert themselves in situations where it matters. A quality which you seem to not only lack, but show a distinct envy of.
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>>33893782
It's okay, I already caved.
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>>33893785
I'm no more the benefactor of the taxes you pay than you are. What the government does with the money it takes from you has nothing to do with what kind of men women want to sleep with.
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>>33893783
NTA, I was about to say I'll have enough babies to offset the graph, but then I realized it was exclusively about white people.
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>>33893783
>that society is fucked
your solution?
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>>33893789
it does when that money is given to those women. Why am I forced to provide for women who want nothing to do with me?
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Got rejected today. What an amazing day to be the last choice girl.
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>>33893786
You aren't even capable to distinguish "men wo assert themselves in situations where it matters" from assholes so don't talk to me
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>>33893795
How are you providing for women? In what way do "those women" get tax payer money in ways that literally any other person can't?
You're not providing anything that other people, including "those women" don't also provide.
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>>33893797
>aim for top 0.0000001% of men
>get rejected
wow who could've guessed
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>>33893798
>so don't talk to me
something a lot women in your life probably already do lol, with pleasure.
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>>33893801
NTA but on average men still have more life earnings so they pay more taxes and social securities. Women on the other hand live longer and they "withdraw" more money from the government as a result
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>>33893791
Don't worry, every year it's a new record low for the birth rate of every race in the US, so you'll definitely have plenty to do.
>>33893794
Taking back women's rights might work, but we're already past the point for that, so I'll fuck everyone and live for my pleasure. I just don't pretend that society won't be fucked because of its stupidity and women.
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>>33893803
read your smut foid and don't bother me
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>>33893801
welfare programs and benefits they recieve. Them being single and ''poor'' mothers qualifies them for basically 1/4 of my monthly salary for EACH kid from the goverment here.
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>>33893549
>you're already difficult to want
This is why I don't approach foids. I know they wouldn't want it. If a foid should somehow miraculously want me, she can tell me so herself.
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>>33893549
Foids interest me less and less.
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>>33893541
You should practice your confidence by talking them anyway, while you're losing weight. By the time you reach your goal weight you'll have had a lot of training talking to women.
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>>33893808
Most women aren't on welfare though and there are more women in high paying, white collar jobs than men are. Not to mention the fact that the women who DO work also pay for other people's social welfare checks, which includes men who also receive benefits.
Also welfare programs only make up 20% of federal spending, so in reality only 0.05% of your income goes to ALL recipients of welfare programs, which includes in half part men.
You're just looking for a reason to complain about not being hot enough to have sex with. If you truly didn't want to pay taxes, just stop paying them and stop complaining about it.
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>>33893779
>Would you want to be forced to marry and have kids with women you find utterly repulsive?
If it meant the continued existence of human beings, yes.
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>be with coworker whole night during work party
>we pop off and talk the whole time
>sit next to each other
>flirt a little
>basically beg him to ask for my number
>he doesn't do anything
>ask if he would like to hang out off the clock
>says he got massively cucked by his ex wife a year ago and 'has no energy for women'
so much for 'take muh initiative and ask him out'
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>>33893489
For the same reason women are so hard to approach. You always expect the other party to drive the conversation.
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>>33893549
You're no catch either, bud.
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>hmpf, I've had it, I won't be talking to women anymore (I wasn't going to anyway because they have no interest in me)
>ha, take that stupid foids
Oh no, the bottom whatever the fuck % of men women don't want to have sex with stop approaching them. How will women ever recover from this. What a tragedy.
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>>33893814
>Most women arent on welfare
enough of them are
>its just a little bit of your money
a cent is too much.
>you're just mad you cant get sex
im fine with not having sex. im attacking the hypocritical position that somehow society expects me to partake in funding it while not getting basic human needs satisfied, but justifying taking money from me for satisfying the needs of others
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>>33893702
It's not funny. It's the literal death of civilization and the likely path to extinction as our dependence on highly-specialized and technical society will lead to a competency crisis that wipes us all out.
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>>33893549
Not worth it.
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>I am entitled to female attention because...
>BECAUSE I JUST AM, OK?!??
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>>33893826
>not getting basic human needs satisfied
having sex is not a basic need
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>>33893167
>you would like to be my friend
>Not just a potential fuckhole
Por que no los dos?
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>>33893829
I fucking hate women so much
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>>33893832
It actually is and the lack of a relationship is proven to actually shorten your livespan
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>>33893827
Not it isn't and it won't
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>>33893823
Why do I keep seeing posts of women complaining that they're not getting approached anymore?
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>>33893837
you don't need sex to survive
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most of the man hating and woman hating itt is so boring and stale. At least be a schizo psycho about it and be entertaining.
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>>33893840
ragebait (likely to promote their onlyfans or social media) that your algorithm fed to you because it knew that that type of content would be most likely to outrage you.
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>>33893841
You dont need shelter to survive
You dont need clean air to survive
You dont need freedom to survive
You dont need body autonomy to survive
You dont need (insert goverment function of your choice funded by taxes) to survive
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>>33893842
Yeah, it is the same people always too
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>>33893844
Then I will just continue not approaching women. And all will be right with the world. So why are you complaining?
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>>33893787
oh!
uh was it tentacle stuff by any chance?
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>>33893842
ok, here's a hot take. Women whoring themselves out is actually a good thing.
Not because it benefits the women that do it, or the men that date them, but because it lets them off the leash and allows them to separate themselves from the actual good women who are naturally reserved, doting and pure without needing to keep them on a leash.
Not only that, but when they eventually die without children they will also take all the simps down with them who also would've otherwise been not too different from average normal men due to the lack of alternatives to a traditional marriage.
What you'll be left with will be people who genuinely want to uphold real and genuine relationships and gender roles while all the undesirables will go down kicking and screaming because they have been let off the guard rail only to fall to their deaths.
WE NEED MORE WHORES. WE NEED A CLEANSING
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>>33893845
those are all common denominators that don't require a second party.
You can make the air cleaner
You can build shelters
You can enforce freedom and autonomy
But you can't force women to be attracted to you.
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>>33893852
I wasn't, I was making fun of you. Imagine thinking that getting no pussy is something worth bragging about. You will not be missed.
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>>33893863
I'm not bragging. I'm just answering a question from femanon.
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>>33893857
>but when they eventually die without children
Wrong, they'll just get pregnant and have simps raise the kid
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Imagine hating silly silly foids and envying their inferior status. Quite pathetic.
Foids are shorter, weaker, vulnerable during pregnancy, and bleed for 1/4th of the time between puberty and menopause.
Foids are given special treatment for the same reason disabled people, children, and pet animals get special treatment.
It's help given to those less able to take care of themselves.
>men need more skills
>muh life is le harder
Womp, womp.
Because, unlike silly silly foids, we can handle the challenge and face the hardmode of life.
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>>33893857
Wrong.
>>33893869
Le this.
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I'm fairly convinced most of my success with women can be attributed to the fact that I stopped touching my dick a year ago and started drinking a fuckton of water and nothing else.
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Me? I'm just scared of making women uncomfortable and wasting their time. Also scared of them and their beauty.
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>>33893869
>>33893871
not all of them will get to do that though, by a large margin.
Not only that, but also if hypergamy is true, then we would only get Chad genes being passed on by whores, so win win.
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>>33893878
>Not only that, but also if hypergamy is true, then we would only get Chad genes being passed on by whores, so win win
That's not the case.
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>>33893877
you are the reason why there is a chair in the corner of every hotel room
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>>33893881
How does that make me a cuck? I would get no enjoyment out of that.
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>>33893880
excellent counter argument. I concede.
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>>33893878
>then we would only get Chad genes being passed on by whores, so win win.
No because Chad will fuck ugly girls wearing tons of makeup, so her kids will get her ugly genes
Not only that, but the kid won't be raised by chad father, but either a single mother or a simp step dad will raise them, and it just drags out the problem over and over

QT is a perfect example of this
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>>33893870
why did god make women bleed once a month? that's fucked up
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>>33893888
There is no god.
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>>33893352
nothing to do . . . . except bang your gf. sounds great
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There is a ginger guy in my class. Should I be afraid? Should I carry garlic around?
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>>33893888
Because your cells desire our communion:^)
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>>33893890
I don't know about that. Who has been fucking with me my whole life then
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>>33893884
I'll expand on it when able.
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>>33893895
That makes no sense. In my case at least. But I understand what you are getting at.
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>>33893593
porn addiction
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>>33893888
Would you prefer to lay eggs?
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>>33893856
Some monster stuff, but not tentacles specifically. Couldn't get off, though, so I spent the whole drive to work thinking about weird shit.
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>>33893903
that sucks, anyway have a nice day at work!
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>>33893900
>I'm just scared of making women uncomfortable and wasting their time
>their time is more valuable than mine
>my presence is inherently discomforting to them
>they intimidate me
>they are more beautiful
those wouldn't even be intrusive thoughts in the mind of a dominant man who takes what he wants.
Now get in the chair.
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>>33893902
human omelettes are one of the most evil and disgusting concepts I can think of
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>>33893907
Why?
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>>33893679
what the FUCK is that
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>>33893904
I'll try. And for the record, do you know any good tentacle stuff or was that all just shitposting?
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>>33893905
This. I never care about a bitch's time or opinion. Like, who the fuck needs a woman's opinion on anything?
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>>33893912
it was just shitposting sorry, I'm not actually that much of a coomer
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>>33893910
because it is someone eating a human baby?
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>>33893915
>got tricked into thinking about tentacle porn AND got indirectly called a coomer
This morning isn't looking good so far.
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>>33893917
You are stupid.
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>>33893911
>what the FUCK is that
The number 1 book sold on Amazon btw
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>>33893888
For the same reason our balls are exposed outside of our stomach. Evolution doesn't just pass on positive traits, it can pass on any trait that isn't sufficiently detrimental enough to our survival. It doesn't search for the most effective form, it searches for the barely being good enough form.
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>>33893919
ok, why?
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>>33893918
sorry sorry didn't mean it like that! I swear
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>>33893923
Too late. At least today probably can't get any worse.
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>>33893921
>same reason our balls are exposed outside of our stomach
I've always heard it said that's for temperature regulation.

>It doesn't search for the most effective form, it searches for the barely being good enough form.
Just like an engineer!
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>>33893921
yeah, evolution is stupid
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>>33893925
what I meant to say is that I'm not really an expert on monster stuff
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M
I should totally start an OF. The best time is now. Hope I can get some collabs with other creators!
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>>33893928
Nice save.
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>>33893929
>Hope I can get some collabs with other creators!
Get some traction with your own stuff before you start dreaming ambitious.
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>>33893930
well hope your day gets better, I'm gonna go take a nap before work see ya
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>>33893888
you deserve it
the cramps too
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>>33893907
Killing people is bad, but eating human flesh on its own isn't such a big deal. It's considered bad because it usually involves getting human flesh without consent.
https://www.theatlantic.com/international/2011/12/two-dutch-tv-hosts-ate-each-others-flesh-air/333959/
That and herbivore meat is probably healthier for your body.
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>>33893938
I am not a woman
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>>33893934
Have a nice day at work, anon.
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>>33893933
Yeah, I got carried away dreaming. Still got a lot to do and learn.
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>>33893926
>that's for temperature regulation.
True, but there are probably more efficient ways to do this without exposing the balls. Evolution just didn't bother to find them because it works good enough as is.
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>>33893939
right, but imagine human omelette in a garth ennis story
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>>33893939
"The hosts of a Dutch TV program left a bad taste in some viewers mouths when they cooked and ate human flesh on air last night. Presenters Dennis Storm and Valerio Zeno each had small pieces of flesh surgically removed from their buttocks and stomach during taped segments, then a chef fried the pieces in front of an audience and served them as part of a candlelight dinner.
The cannibalism was a pretty brazen ratings stunt, but to be fair the show is called "Guinea Pigs" (Proefkonijnen in Dutch) and resembles a sort of cross between Fear Factor and Mythbusters."
Based
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>>33893153
Women, do you act mean but you are actually super sweet?
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>>33893180
Babe, it wasn't mindcontrol. I'm attracted to you.
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>>33893187
I don't understand the appeal to liking them. Especially not the having sex with one. They are transportation. But I still call my car a good girl anyway since it's meta.
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>>33893949
And you want to kiss Charlie with that cumstained mouth?
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Women call me a freak for having sadistic tendencies and rape fantasies, but they also have even more deranged and gross rape fantasies. I don't get it.
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Men will always choose a crazy insane bitch over a normal woman
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>>33893945
>there are probably more efficient ways to do this without exposing the balls
Well how would you have done it? And can you argue that your way would indeed be more efficient?
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>>33893920
this has got to be a joke
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>>33893954
not my fault they're the only ones that actually approach me and talk to me
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>>33893957
It's you who should do the approaching
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>>33893956
It's not a joke but not a whole truth. It's number 1 in dark romance category.
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>>33893193
I wish I could have had many loves and a bustling social life. But I don't think that's possible anymore. So I'll just like a guy so I'm comfortable being alone.
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>men, wh-
>1,000,000 (You)s in a millisecond
and then you wonder why women only go for the top whatever % of men.
You have no understanding of basic supply and demand.
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>>33893950
>since it's meta
What?
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>>33893948
I think I'm just mean all around, but yeh I've been called sweet.
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>>33893961
You say this, but if a women asked a question and no one replied, you're creepy ass would be there replying.
You just don't want to compete with better men.
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>>33893952
I have disgusting, awful fantasies, so I know not to judge others'. But if you act on any of your bad fantasies in real life, then yes I'll judge you and dislike you.
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>>33893961
I come to 4chan to make silly 4chan posts, not to metagame the system.
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>>33893957
that is why I don't leave my house
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>>33893954
why settle for a default girl when you can have someone fun, exciting, passionate
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>>33893958
I have no obligations to you or any woman who's not my mother.
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>>33893961
>approach women
>someone complains
>don't approach women
>someone complains
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>>33893967
I just come here to shitpost what are you talking about?
Most women's questions are either blogposts, basic data collection questions, or advice on how to have better sex with their boyfriends.
Why would I reply to any of that?
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I may have a date with a hot single mom soon
pray for me lads
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>>33893958
but I'm shy! and they're nice at first
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>>33893975
Creepy groomer vibes in this post.
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>>33893348
It would probably spark more conversation if you actually said you have your problem to the girl. And then you deleted it. You still have screenshots of the issue?
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Doodling womens faces. Adding acne and moles to their faces.
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>>33893974
>my actions must always conform to the expectations of other people and I can't make decisions for myself or take what I want without permission
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>>33893980
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>>33893973
>>33893978
It has literally always been this way, men are the ones who approach
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>>33893955
Lowering your body temperature by one or two degrees sounds like a good idea, it's quite survivable. But I'm not smart enough to predict what metabolic changes would be required for it to work properly.
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>>33893968
Why? It's consensual, with a safe word and everything.
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>>33893983
>complain about complaints
>someone complains

ok I'm going to stop now. That word is starting to lose all meaning.
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>>33893415
If he's not texting her details about it right now he's cheating, girl, run.
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>>33893985
But women here say theybhate when someone approaches them.
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>>33893988
>mockery = complaint
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>>33893986
Not convinced that would be a more efficient solution.
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>>33893476
No. Go talk to her.
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>>33893985
>It has literally always been this way
It was never that way until the mid-20th century.
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>>33893987
Well then that's roleplaying, not the real thing. And most fantasies aren't even possible IRL.
Maybe I'm just projecting my fucked up fantasies onto you, but I think fantasies are better left in our heads.
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>>33893992
Unironically, yes.
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>>33893490
Go talk to wife
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>>33893990
I hate approaching men way more than being approached
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>>33893995
how was it before that?
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>>33893993
Did you expect a convincing solution in the first place?
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>>33893570
You're once again a faggot that is asking women to do free nonsex work and tell you what to do.
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>>33893996
I know what you mean. I have a friend whose fantasy is some guro shit, eye-fucking, etc. My fantasies are more tame at most it's non-consensual or NTR from the bull's perspective.
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>>33893999
>I hate effort more than not doing anything
No shit, dumb cunt.
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I'm done with men. I tried being nice to you. Rejected. I tried approaching you. Rejected. I tried being pretty for you. Rejected.
I'm just done. I'll just coast along with my FWB until he gets in a relationship and then I guess I'll just die alone
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>>33893961
>goes to an 'Ask the opposite gender anything'
>complains that people answer questions
It's not men's fucking fault that women are not using this website and if they do use it, they almost never answer questions.
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>>33893999
I will keep that in mind. I will bow and be humble and respectful but also decisive and forward and won't hide my intentions
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women
when did you realize "wait for the guy to approach" was a psyop started by women to undermine their rivals
think about it, who says it and who benefits from it?
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>>33894009
tbf the only women that have ever approached me where ugly and otherwise also unattractive
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>>33894006
>I tried being nice to you.
oh no...
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If I was a woman, I wouldn't want to approach men either, to be honest. I'd still be a paranoid virgin.
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I can't fucking take it. I've already changed my pillowcase earlier today because of the wet spot.
I really don't want to goon anymore, but having to hold back makes me want to do it even more ldkfjsldkfjasldfdf
I need a bf so fucking bad. I just want him to be handsome, that's it. I want the same person that treats me well to also induce a feral need in me to jump on him and press my lips against his. A rare combination these days it seems.
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>>33894001
No, just trying to highlight the complexity of the problem domain.
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>>33894007
If you give out your attention like candy bars you have no right to ever complain about women not valuing it.
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>>33894012
but imaging having to wait for what shows up knowing you cannot ever make the first move
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>>33894006
We all know you'll just get a betabuxx in your 30s and not tell him anything about how you were a cumrag for Chads.
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>>33894000
Marriage was something parents agreed on, sometimes before the children were even born. It was an act of connecting families. Usually, because a wife was considered a burden, she came with money or land as a dowry. In rarer cases when there wasn't a prior agreement, men chose women, and the dowry was a big part of the decision.
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>>33894006
>I'll just coast along with my FWB
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>>33894004
That's not too bad, and it's easy to roleplay in a safe way. Compared to fantasizing about centaurs and shit like that, it's very reasonable, I'd say.
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>>33894013
Go to uni study meet friends to hang out with or get a hobby
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>>33894016
You realize this is an anonymous board, right? Jesus, you're a fucking retard.
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Did /soc/toga officially die? Hasn't been one in days.
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>>33894024
We post our nudes here now.
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>>33894013
>I need a bf so fucking bad. I just want him to be handsome
the 19th amendment needs to be abolished
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Are medium breasts the bare minimum and a man would always resent his small breasted gf and carry a deep pain when he sees women with larger breasts in public?
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>>33894026
why? who likes ugly people
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I'm just saying, 99% of modern dating problems would disappear if women were legally required to practice with and carry guns at all times
it's not a gender problem
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>>33894028
No
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>>33894028
stfu
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>>33894023
and? How does that change anything? Male attention is still male attention, even if it's through an anonymous buffer
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>>33894028
some men dont care about boobs, like me
I prefer a nice A cup
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>>33894028
no, go away
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The moment I'm getting home, this thread is going to see some serious shit.
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>>33894026
Kek, reminds me of when the chubby short coworker was talking about wanting to be a man.
>I wish I was a man... wait, I mean, I wish I was a tall handsome man
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>>33894036
looking forward to your scintillating questions for the opposite gender, anon!
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Is an average dick the bare minimum and a woman would always resent her small dicked bf and carry a deep pain when she sees men with larger bulges in public/larger penises in porn?
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>>33894028
This has been discussed ad nauseam, it's so incredibly tiresome...
You don't care about the replies anyway.
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we should genocide ugly people.
it'd be a better world for the survivors
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>>33893954
define ''normal'' woman
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>>33894006
This is bait.
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>>33894039
>questions
Bold of you to assume I don't just blast my genitals on all channels.
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>>33894025
How more so, why?
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>>33894040
>assuming women are like men
Women are not pornsick in the way moids are save for a few extreme cases of femcels.
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>>33894016
Mate, we're replying to faceless posters and probably landwhales. If they're not trooners, that is. I think everyone knows this, it's not like we're simping to get some /atoga/ pussy.
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I wish there was a button I could press that would ensure that every woman who said "size doesn't matter" and similar copes would be unable to find a boyfriend who has a dick larger than 2" for the rest of her life.
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>>33894009
>and who benefits from it?
Women who don't want to be the man in the relationship, duh
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>>33894050
>it's not like we're simping to get some /atoga/ pussy.
which probably makes it even more pathetic
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>>33893954
I’m also crazy and insane, though
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>>33894033
You're not doing anything by withdrawing your attention here. And I disagree, foids are still desperate for male attention. They equate their value to male attention.
>why did this guy at the club only talk to my hotter friends? :(
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>>33894051
But why add a complication of a button?
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>>33894054
I personally don't reply to obvious attention whores. The last time I did, I just baited the junior catposter because it's fun to torment her. Don't take this thread so seriously.
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>>33894048
>liking big dicks is caused by watching porn
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>>33894051
>"size doesn't matter"
But size DOES matter. If it's not within a comfortable range, I don't want to date a guy. Luckily, I've never dated a guy outside the 4" to 7" range.
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>>33894059
the satisfaction of pressing it.
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>>33893702
Us first encountering each other's characters. Lol
Then later we meet fully detransformed and we're like flirting in a grocery store or something and I spontaneously transform back because I have no training in controlling it.
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>>33893981
Yeah, I do. I tried to appeal it, it never got denied, but then they never approved or denied it and that was at the end of June
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>>33894061
>doesn't read or comprehend the reply chain
Based retard
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>>33894063
You seem like a toddler.
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What would happen if Emily the Angel from Hazbin Hotel met Emily the Delinquent from Class of '09? What would their conversations be like?
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>>33894069
My obsession with knotted dildos has nothing to do with my post.
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>>33894069
When JH walks around the house sometimes she bumps her face into those and remains there, mesmerized
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>>33894051
No I mean it. I've had Nullo fantasies since I was 15 (men with no genitals).
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>>33893443
Who is she?
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Men have you ever tried being with a single mother?

Ladies were you ever willing to get with a single father?
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>>33894078
>Men have you ever tried being with a single mother?
No. Date me, queen.
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>>33894078
>Men have you ever tried being with a single mother?
I was raised by one
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>>33894078
>Men have you ever tried being with a single mother?
No. But I find it incredibly hot to fuck one while her kid is playing in the next room.
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>>33894081
why did you try to get with your own mom you sick fuck
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>>33894074
I wish.
>>33894077
I'm not reading all that. Can you get to the point for me?
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>>33894071
HH emily would run out of the room crying
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>>33894078
All single moms flake on me. I have an upcoming date with a single mom, and I think she'll flake too
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Took that ass up for a real jigga
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>>33894086
More mental gymnastics needed to justify small dicks == small dick bad & big dick good.
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>>33894078
I wouldn't say I was trying because they stopped dating me when I refused to be their ATM lol
Single mothers feel very entitled to your money.
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>>33894085
I didn't try, I was forced to be with her until I entered university.
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still listening to women's words instead of observing their actions in the big '25.
Anon, I...
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>>33894093
I'll literally attempt to take any size dick in a relationship, idk what you're getting at. What's wrong with wanting to be with a man whose dick feels good, though?
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>>33894093
nta, aren't you the one melting down over "big dick doesn't matter" and doing all these mental gymnastics?
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Never listen to what a man says, only observe his actions which will reveal that he is in fact a demon disguised as a human.
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>>33894078
Yes
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>>33894097
>What's wrong with wanting to be with a man whose dick feels good, though?
Nothing. Not admitting it is a different story.
Small dick is bad categorically and will only ever be tolerated and treated like a chore
Small breasts are often PREFERRED to larger ones
Women will simply never understand, I don't blame you.
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>>33893452
>As long as you're at the very least 6 inches, you're fine.
This is said and yet girls wonder why guys think standards are high and worry about dick size
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>>33894109
>Small dick is bad categorically
Correct. If a dick is too small or too big to have comfortable sex, then it's categorically bad in the context of me wanting to date them. That's just how preferences work.
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>>33894101
>big dicks are good because women say they're good
>every media trope, anecdote, joke, study etc. confirms this
where are the mental gymnastics in that?
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Why don't lonely femanons just date fat and balding guys?
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>>33894105
yagotme
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>>33894105
You think you're an angel?
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>>33894116
>small dick bad
yes, that's what I've been getting at
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>>33894129
Okay. So what's the problem?
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Is it possible to go from severe oneitis to barely thinking about her within a year?
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>>33894122
I remember this shit.
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>>33893652
Can I marry the dragon instead
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>>33894077
Why is 7 inches included as small?
My boyfriend's is that size and it is indeed big enough to hurt.
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The amount of retarded baitposting today is really high.
I guess some annoying fucks are especially bored today.
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>>33894117
>where are the mental gymnastics in that?
Well, from your funny debates, the woman said her comfortable range is 4" to 7" because that's what feels good for her.
Meanwhile, you're over here doing mental gymnastics with knotted dildos, meme pics, and anecdotes.
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>>33893954
Bitcg youre not a fucking normal woman
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>>33894130
when was there a problem? Men with small dicks shouldn't date. That's always been an established unspoken truth.
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>>33894131
Possibly if you cut all contact, including social media stalking. But it's possible too that the effects of the oneitis will continue to have an effect on you for over a year. And try to keep mindless daydreaming to a minimum, that's a serious continuous time waster.
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men, are you able to spin your meat around while peeing?
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>>33894137
none of this detracts from the substance of my argument.
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>>33894143
That is your job.
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>>33894143
Yeah but id get piss everywhere
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>>33894136
Just ignore it and or you know hit the snitch button
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>>33894139
I never said that. I said I don't want to date men with dicks that are outside my preferred range. Other women might have different preferred ranges. Dating is about finding someone compatible.
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>>33894149
>hit the snitch button
It's not a bannable offense, just.... worthless trash. Pure (You) farming by I think two anons.
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why would you even have sex if it wasn't big?
I'm like ~6"-6.5" and I have to be conscious of my thrusting for it to not fall out.
I just don't understand how any smaller would be logistically possible, just because of how your bodies are angled there will always be like 1"-2" that won't go in despite skin to skin contact.
You'd have to thrust like you had a hip replacement if it was smaller, no? Or at least be cucked to like 1 or 2 positions where the girl has to contort herself to make it work.
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>>33894150
who are you supposed to date if every woman says small dicks are bad?
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>dick size discussion
This is another one of those tired old """""discussions""""".
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>>33894147
what?

>>33894148
is this why i can smell the men's bathroom from 10 feet away?
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>>33894158
The definition of "small" is relative. Same as "short" or "poor". Your insecurities are weird.
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Whst are my chances of finding somebody in a new city I am in for like a week of business?
Like just to have a few drinks, have dinner together, not necessarily sexual?
And where should I look, tinder or some other place?
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I don't shake my penis after urinating, I find the notion utterly disgusting. I tap it with some toilet paper until I get it dry.
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There's a very high chance that in the next 20 years women will lose the right to vote, kind of crazy
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>>33894171
Hopefully we all do and return to autocracy.
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>>33894161
If you wanna see the sprinkler, you will have to handle it.
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>>33894154
If you're not trolling then I don't know wtf you're doing if your length gives you issues with not falling out. Also falling out is a big risk mostly if the woman is so horny that she is as loose and open as possible and lubricating tons too. I'm not a man but I would guess it is also a skill issue to thrust with enough speed or short enough length (not pulling out all the way) that this is prevented, and angling yourself properly does a lot too.
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>>33894166
Yeah, relative to a woman's body and every other dick out there, which makes it small in comparison.
I have a sneaking suspicion you're not arguing in good faith. This conversation is over.
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>>33894171
Isn't that a good thing in a way, yes there's certain cons, abliet there's some good in it, slightly
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>>33894171
It'll be on them for losing it. I'd prefer for them to keep it and stop complaing about how oppressed they are, because they aren't.
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>>33894180
>This conversation is over.
Nta but thank goodness.
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>>33894167
I think it puts you in a pretty good position because the limited time you're there makes it obvious/reliable that if things don't work out in any sort of way, there won't be drama or issues running into each other of any sort. I don't just mean bad experiences but also the risk you get along like crazy while not being compatible enough in lifestyle/long term goals for a relationship.

Plus I think being totally new to the place would give most people a welcome excuse to play tour guide for a little bit and avoid potential awkwardness in conversation that way.

Yeah I would just try the most popular apps, tinder is okay but most people would think you are probably also hoping for more so if you can find a popular app for concert buddies or something, or specifically for tourists/expats looking for company, that would be a better guess. I remember ages ago Bumble had a platonic option but now I wouldn't know which one is good for this but I'm sure there should be an option out there.
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>>33894136
Quality of atoga has been steadily declining. I don't know why I'm still here. Probably only because I don't know where else to go. Atoga is skid row of online social meeting places.
And it's not like I'm doing anything to improve the place.
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>>33894181
Did u know that the Spanish word for sweater is suéter
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>>33894167
Hinge, bumble,
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>>33894180
What do I have to gain by talking in bad faith about the objectivity of dating? It sounds me like you want an excuse to give up on dating, and your dick size is the nail you want to hammer into your own coffin. And I think that's clear to most posters here.
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>>33894169
good!
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>>33894189
>sweater
>sweat
I finally get it, sweaters make you sweat
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>>33894169
I picture guys squeezing the pee out like it's a gogurt tube or something.
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>>33894176
that's what I mean though angling + distance of thrusts + room for error & readjustments doesn't leave a lot to work with.
With a dildo it's probably different, because you can just insert it without obstructions, but sex is a lot different.
I already have to watch out to not thrust too far out as much as I would like to. Literally just one inch smaller, or god forbid two and I don't think sex would be particularly fun.
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>>33894182
>abliet
You are getting the axe even earlier.

>>33894189
My Spanish is very limited, but I did not know that.
That's swuééét!

I found out the other day "obra" is a word. I thought the title Return of the Obra Dinn was just made up words. lol
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>>33894131
It's possible to have a traumatic experience or something that triggers a sudden realisation that changes how you feel about her in a matter or seconds. Feels like the mental equivalent of getting a bucket of ice dropped over your head.
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>>33894194
It’s a learning adventure on /atoga/ this morning
Here’s another: Their word for court, juzgado, is where we get the word hoosegow from :o)
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>>33894196
I don't think this is something you can realistically avoid though. My bf is in the average realm but in some positions (like if I squat down on it very upright) it hits my cervix and that feels super bad. If you have an actually statistically long penis, unless you have the luck to run into a woman who has a very deep vagina or who's one of the small minority that enjoys cervix hitting, you also have positions or angles that are out or at least you can't go full force or full depth in, where you have to show a lot of restraint. I don't think this is an issue if your focus is on your overall experience/enjoyment. You are right, if you use a sex toy (dildo/pocket pussy) you can do exactly what you want the entire time without dealing with another person, but most people still find sex a whole lot more fulfilling, exciting and fun than masturbation. There is more than just the physical aspect. I would even say the physical aspect isn't one of the biggest aspects at all. When I'm 10/10 horny I can come three times in a row from very half-assed stimulation. If I'm not feeling it then a physically amazing sensation can still achieve litte. It still happens in your head.
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why are ugly girls always so bitter? I would obviously never date one, but I think they should put themselves out there anyway. Maybe some guy will pity them enough eventually.
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>>33894205
I ain't reading all that. Happy for you, or sorry that happened though.
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Nobody resents ugly women more than ugly men >>33894207
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Femanons, you haven't lowered yourself by getting a boyfriend, have you?
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>>33894198
>I found out the other day "obra" is a word. I thought the title Return of the Obra Dinn was just made up words. lol
Lol. Yeah, it’s “works,” as in works of art
Also used the same way that we use magnum opus in English, “la gran obra”
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>>33894120
I rather be lonely
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>>33894215
What, you don’t want a lazy guy who smells bad
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>>33894186
Thanks for getting me motivated to actually giving it a try.
I'm usually a very outgoing guy, but this would be a new thing for me.
I'll report back in a few days if and how it worked out.
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>>33894213
It's okay, I offset having a bf by also having a gf.
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>>33894217
Nta, no she doesn't
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>>33894131
Yes, but you have to be deliberate about it and not indulge in stalking their social media, in masturbating to the thought of them, fantasizing about what could have been/will never be and so on. All those kind of thoughts and actions basically invest energy in the crush. And the more often you daydream about them, the more often your mind will wander there on its own in quiet moments.

When people are unable to get over someone for years and years, it is not because their feelings just happen to be so intense, it's because in some way they started using the crush as a crutch and are unwilling to part from their attachment to the memory/fantasy. At least that's my feeling and I spent close to ten years obsessing over someone I was never in a relationship with.
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>>33894154
>just because of how your bodies are angled there will always be like 1"-2" that won't go in despite skin to skin contact.
Actual skill issue lmao
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>>33894205
ChatGPT ahh post
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>>33894220
*reclines obesely* well those grapes were probably sour and not even that filling
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>>33894214
I'm not an English native speaker, but we use magnum opus too.
Are you hispanic?
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>>33894225
No, I’m an Anglo-Saxon from the US. So, I was taught Mexican Spanish.
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I dont see how penis size matters
She's not seeing it until youre already at third base
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>>33894223
You can just leave it at that you don't like what I wrote. If you actually think this was AI-generated you are legitimately stupid.
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>>33894222
There are few sex positions where you can actually insert your full length. And you have to account for the actual thrust distance and some slack too
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>>33894230
And she might not like what she sees. There’s no sense in pretending women don’t have preferences
It matters as much as ass and tits matter to is
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>>33894195
I milk it like a cow udder
Get the last of the piss out of the urethra
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Necessity is the mother of invention, and that is why women were built.
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>>33894195
Not with piss, but that is kinda how it feels with the last bit of cum.
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>>33894213
Why dont you post this a few more times, I dont think everybody's seen it yet
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>>33894230
>pulls down pants
>the smile and enthusiasm on her face slowly fades away into disappointment and disgust within 2 seconds
>"uhhhh, anon, I just remembered I have to be somewhere and also I have a headache"
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>>33894238
It worked on me. I’m going to read that slop with my coffee and post anything worth sharing here
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>>33893193
M
well first of all i wish it existed.
ideally i would've fallen in love when i was a teen but that was impossible because i grew up homeschooled so i just daydreamed about it. in my early 20s i wanted a gf to trauma bond with and cure each others loneliness but by this point i was a full shut-in. now, in my late 20s, i don't know what i want. i've gotten used to loneliness but i still feel an indescribable yearning in my heart, and i know now that i need something no woman can give me.
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>>33894228
¡Trabajo!
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>>33894240
or she bursts out laughing
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>>33894219
You should have never dumped your uncle.
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>>33894243
My Spanish is so rusty that all I can really say out loud without thinking too hard about it are simple questions and the things the Ganados from Resident Evil 4 yell at you lol
Spanish is probably one of the more worthwhile things I learned in public school, though
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>>33894241
why do you hate yourself
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>>33893193
M
Being a high-functioning psychopath is cool. All I want to do is ravage and dominate.
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>>33894235
So just a tug?
>>33894237
Stop, we're not talking about cum today.
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>>33894246
I thought her unc heroed himself?
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>>33894248
I’m feeling impervious to the bait and am going to read it to have a laugh at what I suspect is going to be some very, very low quality trolling
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>>33894246
>>33894253
Why do you fetishize the fact that I was raped when I was a child? How does that make you happy?
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>>33894257
Have you ever considered not replying to trolls Anonymous
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>>33894257
They're trolls. They like being assholes. Ignore and/or report them
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>>33894253
Yeah, but he did that after she left him. He was heartbroken, no doubt.
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Funny how niggas who beat women always have a bitch to beat...
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>>33894247
We learned French.
I refuse to speak it.
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>>33894264
Thts a funny looking nigga
Very light skinnte'd
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>>33894260
You do know that announcing a report is a ban worthy offense within itself right?
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>>33894264
looks like a bad drawing of a person
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>>33894264
Is this real?
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>>33894267
Nta
Thats not necessarily announcing a report
"You should report them" vs "I reported them"
But honestly in all my years here ive never gotten a ban or warning for that
Its like announcing sage, mods stopped enforcing that shit a long time ago
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>>33894267
Nta but read properly.
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>>33894269
>>33894271
very much so
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>noooo you can't make fun of the thread freak
Why are simps like this?
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>>33894274
>>33894264
He looks comical, I kind of feel sorry for him.
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>>33894274
Sad.
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>>33894275
It is just in very bad taste and unoriginal. Almost like you do this everyday
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>>33894257
I legitimately didn't know about what really happened so I shouldn't have said anything, I'll just leave you alone and find my way out.
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>>33894275
>the thread freak
Which one of the two dozen we have triggered you so hard?
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>>33894264
he looks like me, my hair is a bit longer though
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>>33894274
big oppai
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>>33894281
Not her, but no you are clearly a liar.
You are on the same level as qt.
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>>33894278
It's also annoying when she keeps posting about her "throuple" or dog knots every thread. Making fun of her brings a balance.
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>>33894276
>I feel sorry for this man whose so good looking its unreal
I dont lmao
>Oh wow chad you look like superman tee hee
>;_; my life is over
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>>33894293
Different anon but he just looks unreal in a bad way, like a lots of not particularly great plastic surgery way, not in an unrealistically goodlooking way.
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>>33894292
Anon thinks he is Thanos when it's random anons bringing it up or asking questions about dildos or minotaur books every thread anyways
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>>33894292
ok, and the only thing you can think of is "hehe child rape"? good one
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>>33894292
Can't you just report her posts or ignore her too.
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>>33894275
>the thread freak
(You)
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>>33894257
NTA, but
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>>33894293
>good looking
no
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>>33893878
Okay, so the reason you're actually wrong is because women are very bad at choosing actually good mates. Normally, when trying to choose a mate you'd normally pick from men you know first, which gets completely thrown out of the window in the current dating scene so they end up choosing based on looks (because they get A LOT of attention nowadays due to dating apps and women are naturally pickier so the only viable strategy is to pick the men who will most likely get them moist in the moment). This leads to a bunch of women that don't pick men based on how dependeable or how moral they are, or other qualities that would be desirable in a civilized society, which will lead to our downfall, so you now have a bunch of handsome men that may or may not get anything done.
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>>33893989
he's at her place right now and I just texted him to see if he told her yet and mentioned how it's bothering my heart. I feel like it would be better to do in person. he won't be up til much later.
>>33893994
>>33893998
he currently lives with me, I want to see what he replies to me first after confronting him in a text about it and go from there
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>>33894304
It's not embarrassing to be the victim of sexual assault, and it is information that was and frequently is pertinent to the thread and discussions in it. What's embarrassing is enjoying thinking about the child rape of another poster enough to bring it up frequently.
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>>33894302
I usually do ignore her, it just gets annoying sometimes with the simps replying to her. Anyway, it's not that serious. This is just an anonymous board.
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>>33894310
This is a rough idea, but I think that you get it. A lot of great men that are otherwise very average won't get to reproduce in favor of more physically attractive despite them being very fit to do so
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>>33894312
If I may?
You shouldn't be sharing such personal information on an anonymous board in the first place, in a way you're kinda doing it to yourself.
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>>33894313
Making fun of a child being raped isn't serious? What's serious to you?
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>>33894313
>having a conversation is simping now
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>>33893263
i don't want guy friends i find other guys retarded and insufferable, i could go my entire life without friends
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>>33894316
This thread is for asking and answering questions, many of which are personal.
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>>33894312
Fair, I usually focus on JH being a bisexual woke nigger and a garbage human being in general, something that she's is responsible for
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>>33894328
>claiming someone is responsible for their race
The child rape fetishist is also a racist. Go figure.
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>>33894298
he looks normal for the most part, he just uses lighting to make his features look extra pronounced
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>>33893167
i'd be friends with you if you could clutch important rounds at high elo but you probably cant do that so my view of you is going to switch to your being a woman since that's the only thing you have left for me to value.
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>>33894328
Honestly I'm surprised she found a couple willing enough to take her, and they're white so it's likely she's into race play.
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>>33894316
>>33894324
Agreed and to make another counter argument - being the victim of (especially childhood and/or incestuous) sexual abuse is already highly stigmatized in society to the point that most people are reluctant to admit it or speak out under their actual name, attaching their face to this topic. If it also becomes not done to anonymously or under a fake identity open up about it, where the fuck should people go to share? Plus if you make it a forbidden topic both offline and online in by far most if not all social interactions, then people that do not realize yet what happened to them (fully), can no longer stumble upon stories that make them realize this also happened to them without ever putting words to it. Then everyone is just alone with their shameful trauma. That's not a kind of world I would vouch for.
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>>33894330
More emphasis was on woke and bisexual
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>>33894335
This isn't your personal blog go to a therapist.
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>>33894336
>woke
Give one example of "wokeness" beyond liking women and being nonwhite.
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>>33894338
I'm not her.
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what's the best damage-control way to ease into telling her about her partner being with me if we are friends and she knows about him flirting with me but not further than that? idk if he is going to tell her. they are in open relationship but she called it cheating when I mentioned the flirting so idk what their boundaries are
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>>33894328
She truly is a garbage human being. It's funny how she stopped mentioning her shota fetish after other anons pointed out her past posts. She has no moral ground to stand on for what anons make fun of her for.
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>>33894341
Which only makes it worse.
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>>33894335
Exactly. And I've never brought it up unprompted. I understand that sexual assault and trauma and all that isn't "fun" to talk about in a thread that is obviously meant to be an outlet for curiosity an entertainment as much as it is for help.
So it's only mentioned when it's on topic to help someone with questions regarding its seriousness, prevalence, impact, etc.
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>>33894344
Sorry anon, people can and will just disagree with you sometimes. I think venting about taboo topics is if anything a primary purpose of threads like these.
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>>33894343
So she's a pedo, I never wanna see her bitching about her getting talked about ever again.
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>>33894343
>anon who laughs at real child rape calling anyone else out on morals
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>>33894351
I'm sorry but her being abused as a child doesn't give her the right to sexualize young boys.
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>>33894349
I don't have the posts saved, but she has posted some sick shit about why she wants a son. She's extremely deranged.
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>>33894349
>>33894352
>>33894353
>make shit up then spam the thread with "just trust me bro she deserved to be raped as a kid"
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>>33894335
To be fair, JH is most often attacked because she's an insufferable little troll, not because she's a rape victim. It's just one of many ways to demean her a little. A bit of an overkill, though.
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Shameful display. You need to rethink some of your posts.
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>>33894356
>she deserved to be raped as a kid
You're the one who's saying that
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Would you date a girl who can’t swallow pills
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>>33894356
Never once did anyone besides you say that.
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>>33894213
https://archive.ph/UYybO
NAG but this is some of the most terminally online drivel I've ever read in my life.
She begins the article by complaining about having to see women in relationships on social media while being single herself and then waffles about some of the most inane shit I've ever read put to page for the rest of it
It ends with this:
>Obviously, there’s no shame in falling in love. But there’s also no shame in trying and failing to find it—or not trying at all.
>And as long as we’re openly rethinking and criticizing heteronormativity, “having a boyfriend” will remain a somewhat fragile, or even contentious, concept within public life.
>This is also happening alongside a wave of women reclaiming and romanticizing their single life.
>Where being single was once a cautionary tale (you’ll end up a “spinster” with loads of cats), it is now becoming a desirable and coveted status—another nail in the coffin of a centuries-old heterosexual fairytale that never really benefited women to begin with.

Someone got paid to write this lol
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>>33894367
I think I have room in the budget for slices of cheese, yeah. Might tease you for it though
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All of this is making me hopeful that her girlfriend and boyfriend find out just how sick she is so they leave her before she hurts their children in the future.
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>>33894368
Five seconds in the archive. And that's just looking for the keywords all in the same posts. If you comb through replies, there are a lot more. It's not a made up gripe.
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>>33894375
That's quite an evil post.
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>>33894375
2023?
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>>33894379
Metal Gear?
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>>33894376
Yes. You see how cartoonishly malicious some of the posters here are.
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Has there been any news about the end of the world like the 2000 or 2012.
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>>33894367
if she can't swallow pills she probably cant' swallow cum...
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>>33894381
true, including JH who wants to birth a child into a racist polycule family
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>>33894293
Incel once again proves their thoughts are not based on reality.
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*quietly waits for someone to reply to my trainwreck post* i have a lot of feels okay and this feels feely and I am worried how he will respond to my asking him to tell her first like potentially getting mad at me
>>33894342
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>>33894385
Wait when did we find out they were racist? Haven't been on /atoga/ for a few days
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>>33894383
Yes, we have only 2 more weeks left.
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>>33894383
Yes, my catgirl gf aboard 3i/Atlas said that in two weeks, everything will change.
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I’m having such horrible shit cramps
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>>33894385
Go ahead and post literally any evidence that points to them being racist. Wait, you can't because you're continuing to make shit up.
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>>33894381
Being a dick on 4chan doesn't have consequences so it doesn't matter what anybody says here because noone here is a real person
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>>33894028
Among the girls I know, I'd rather date the small-breasted girl with a 9/10 face than the milk truck with a 6/10 face

face > bust size
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What is the lore? Her lesbian gf dumped her for a man, and then they invited back into the relationship as a third, correct?
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>>33894389
Why would a white couple want a nigger pet?
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>>33894388
Pls use more punctuation and restate the issue a bit more clearly. Your post is making my eyes cross
>>33894398
It has spiritual and emotional consequences. People who post like that often end up being consumed by it
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>>33894400
No.
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It shoulda been me, JH..
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>>33894402
>spiritual
Im atheist
>emotional
Unironically not my problem
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>>33894400
Her bisexual gf, chuddie
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>>33894407
Good luck with that. When's the suicide?
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>>33894410
Why would I kill myself over text on a screen
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I just need to know, is he fat and/or balding?
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>>33894398
This attitude is exactly why nobody really likes you.
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>>33894397
Your cum-loving big titty blonde gf is going to eat your creampies to prevent you from getting pregnant. Don't let her.

>>33894401
It's not the 1970's anymore and the propaganda machine has basically no white people caring about mixed kids as a taboo anymore, unless you're like Irish or some other minority that cares about preserving culture. She probably sees it as a perk that she can have kids she can raise without "ruining her body with pregnancy" or some dumbshit lol. But if I were the dude I'd be wanting to get both of them pregnant. Maybe jh can clarify.

>>33894400
iirc they weren't dating they were just FWB
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>>33894414
Nobody hates me either
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>>33894412
I don't know, but that wasn't what I was getting at. Can't imagine the life that pushes someone to act out for negative attention in a 4chan general is one that's very enjoyable.
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>>33894418
I just got to know you and hate what little I've seen. I've met enough losers like you to have a good idea of who's filling the chair on the other side of the screen.
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>>33894420
Im not invested into that
It takes no effort to say hurtful things online
Its easier than being nice to somebody
Just a way to fill the time while I shit
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>>33894398
As evil as 4chan is, it does prepare you for when people actually attack you in other places. I can quickly come up with hurtful insults when someone tries me.
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>>33894422
Excuses, excuses. You're a sad, pathetic person who apparently spends a lot of time shitting.
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>>33894421
There's nobody behind my screen, just like theres nobody behind your screen
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>>33894417
>eat your creampies
I'll never understand this shit in porn. Do guys think that's hot?
>Maybe jh can clarify.
I don't think engaging with a poster who is unironically using racial slurs to insult people I care about is worth my time, personally.
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JH is the same as QT they're both horrible people and everyone hates them.
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>>33894426
You sound pretty scared. Try not to think any harder about it, keep doing what you're doing and see where it gets you in a year.
Make sure to forget this conversation, too.
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>>33894430
I will
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>>33894402
my guy friend admitted to having feelings for me a couple of years ago. he is in a murky-boundaries open relationship with his wife and we recently got intimate with eachother and she doesn't know how far, only that he physically flirted with me and she called it cheating in a convo with me. he seems reluctant/worried how she will react(maybe selfharm) and idk if he is overreacting in that sense. anons have told me to tell her but I am trying to see if he will tell her himself how far we have gotten with eachother. they have dated separately before in the past, and he and her were on a mini-break sort of recently and he is still working on his feelings for her I think. he currently lives with me too so it's all very situational
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>>33894429
>screamed the random anon into the void so he could hear his own echo
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Wait a fucking minute, didn't she once admit to wanting to give her own nephew head?
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>>33894432
I think all three of you should kill yourselves
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>>33894435
It's sad, isn't it? They know it is, too.
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>>33894436
She poisoned my water supply, burned my crops and delivered a plague unto my house.
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>>33894439
Yet you're still giving them yous.
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>>33894429
except JH still has loyal simps, while QT lost that one femanon who liked him
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>>33894436
She also said that her cousin cheated on her. Her damage control is hilarious to watch right now. Shouldn't she be working?
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>>33894427
>Do guys think that's hot?
Yes, in the "women in sexual competition for you" sense
>rest of your post
Understandable.

>>33894429
What's her crime, liking fictitious shota? Being in a poly relationship? That's not even close to what QT has done.
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I’m so sad can we talk about me now
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>>33894432
So, you fucked him, or what? You just made out?
Why is this guy not living with his wife? This whole situation sounds insane.

I think I agree with you that it would be much more appropriate for him to tell her what you've been doing, but if he outright refuses to, tell him that you're going to tell her if he doesn't.
His wife obviously isn't comfortable with being in an open relationship. I think it's laughable that anyone who wants to get married would even consider being in one of those, but I suppose that's beside the point.

If you're still putting your hands all over each other, quit it. That isn't going to make this situation any easier to deal with.
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i still love chadlet btw
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>>33894447
Yeah.
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>>33894445
I didn't realize (You)s were such a crucial part of your diet, anon. Didn't (You)s mean nothing a few posts ago?
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Question to both gender,
Is it bad to introduce yourself to a girl you're attracted to with a handshake?
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>>33894455
More than one anon.
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>>33894458
You sound just as sad as the other guy. How lucky for you both that have someone so easily trolled as JH around.
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>>33894450
Who are you
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>>33894456
M
I don't shake hands with women unless they telegraph that it's acceptable, regardless of whether they're attractive or not.
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>>33894459
>Guy
Did you just assume I was male?
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>>33894426
Again, you are so very unlikeable.
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>>33894456
F
Only if it’s not in a professional setting
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>>33894456
M
I wouldn't do it, myself. I shake people's hands when I'm meeting them on purely platonic or professional terms.
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>>33894456
M
lol no, why? Do you think you should introduce people with a hug? Don't do that.
But you should be shaking women's hands palm up so you can rub the back of their hand with your thumb. You offer your hand like you would if you were to ask them to dance. Shake men's hands vertically, and women's hands horizontally.

>>33894450
We need more information to shittalk you
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>>33894451
made out recently, yes we have been sexual. he complains up to me for kisses and hugs/cuddles and holds my hand. he isn't living with her due to another family member of her kicking him out due to reasons. that's why i'm giving him another chance to tell her, just waiting for him to see my texts about it now. from what I know it was her idea, and she's even confided in me that she dreams of having sex with strangers as her only good dreams lately so idk what to make of that. :/

yeah when he comes back home we should probably stop and give eachother space. we talked about doing that recently too and it just happened again but hopefully he tells her soon and we can try not doing anything with eachother again since this is kinda serious.
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>>33894463
Yes, your posts read like they were written by a failson.
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>>33894429
One spam mass replies to half a day old questions that weren't even directed at him while giving the most worthless throw away replies with absolute negative value.
The other hornyposts.
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>>33894462
>>33894466
It was in a casual setting with a mutual friend introducing us to each other. My first reaction was to introduce myself and then extend my hand, similar to how I do with men.
What was the right way to handle this?
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JH mogs all other femanons I love it.
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>>33894474
One is definitely better.
She is the best.
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>>33894474
Seniority is not an indicator of worth. And in this setting, it's not even an indicator of commitment, effort, or wisdom. Don't start this shit.
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I miss my tall incel ex
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Is now a bad time to say I wish JH was my older sister because she's awesome?
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>>33894474
She seems cool, but I only have eyes for someone else. I'm also not into polyamory at all.
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>>33894475
Which one
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>>33894478
I'd say so.
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>>33894417
I mean, why would a white couple invite a white-worshipping nigger to be a disposable third wheel in their relationship? And apparently, there was a failed attempt to establish a more equal relationship before.
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>>33894480
Say "please" in the right language.
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>>33894478
I feel like JH would get you a gf.
She seems like she'd drag you out of your mancave.
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>>33894481
Okay sorry.
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>>33894469
Wow, I do not envy you. This isn't exactly your circus, but you're in the middle of it.
Stand your ground against him. Don't let him convince you to give him what he wants again.

Whatever happens, try not to beat yourself up over it. It sounds like you've handled this situation as best as you can thus far. Just, uh, don't expect to be friends with that guy after this.
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>>33894473
No. You don’t do any formal greeting in that situation. You say hi and jump into conversation. After, if things have gone well, you hug them goodbye
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>>33894473
Nothing less than floor-kissing dogeza would suffice
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>>33894485
You know how things get around here. They'll start up again.
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>>33894485
no, you're not
you lil simpcuck
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>>33894490
Yeah I know, I just wanted to share how I feel I don't mean to cause issues.
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>>33894483
You lost me
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>>33894472
>One spam mass replies to half a day old questions that weren't even directed at him while giving the most worthless throw away replies with absolute negative value.
Lol, QT or MKG?
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>>33894496
It's a nice sentiment, that's for sure. Single child growing up?
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>>33894499
I have MKG on my filter list of course, so I have no idea what that qt's friend is saying.
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You ever think about the fact that cardio bunny women are harder to rape because they can run so fast? But they're also super hot so they're like the best women to try and chase down. You have to get better at running full sprint so you can actually catch them.
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>>33894486
it sucks because he's genuinely the closest person I have in my life aside another friend I have but that's it really. been really introverted but I know I should stop and open myself up more to people.

i'm not looking to kick him out and he currently has said he doesn't want to move back with his wife/her other family members even though theyvsaid he could come back now. it's going to really suck if we can't be friends but I guess we've gone past that point now. i wonder if he is going to go back to the previous living situation after that situation,given how bad it was living there for him. he's been telling me about his traumas growing up and other personal things about him and I've let him know more of me too in life stuff. it really sucks because I've started to actually notice how attractive he is recently too, and I feel dumb for not realizing he had a crush on me way back from before he even met his wife and not giving him the chance back then.

I just feel a little scummy about it all, but I'm not a villain I think. I worry about catching feelings for him and when we've kissed I've been mostly nervous about it since I feel that's a deeper territory of intimacy
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Gender
How many STDs have you had?

Why the fuck can't I fuck a whore raw without catching anything... It's already my tenth. Nothing permanent at least.
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>>33894467
>>33894468
>>33894487
I guess I got myself friendzoned because I went for a full handshake and said "nice to meet you" instead of flirting with her
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>>33894498
Then it's not you, menina.
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>>33894501
Similar pickme posting as QT, it's a joke about them being interchangeable
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>>33894507
Bro you are fine and have nothing to worry about. Just ask her for her number the next time you meet. It's a 100% nothingburger that you don't show romantic interest in a woman the day you meet.
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>>33894501
He's JH's friend too. She wanted him to cheat on his wife with her.
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>>33894511
They are the same morally repulsive narc type then.
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>>33894504
Sounds like you already have feelings for him, anon. Very complicated situation.
I rescind what I said in my last post; you will likely keep in touch with each other after all this.

I'm not sure there is a villain in this situation, just a failing marriage.
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I feel like apologizing is pointless
If I was really sorry I wouldn't keep doing things I have to apologize for
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>>33894500
Yeah I was a very lonely kid.
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>>33894505
F
None
Ur nasty
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>>33894517
Apologies do lose their meaning if you aren't willing to correct your bad behavior, yes.
That doesn't mean you aren't truly sorry, just that you're doing the wrong things. You can stop doing those things.
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>>33894518
Having siblings means enjoying the good while suffering through the bad. I do think it's typically a net positive, though. Having more people in your life from the getgo is something that can't be underappreciated.
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>>33894517
>keep doing things
Like on purpose?
Give some examples.
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Listening to any tunes this morning, genders?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cV6-aJlswCs
M
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>>33894525
>morning
It's about to be evening.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVw9kYvbRgc
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>>33894507
You're overthinking it, bud. Don't worry.
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>>33894520
No better time then now I guess
>>33894524
I can't tell you
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>>33894450
What's the problem, anon?
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>>33894534
>No better time then now I guess
That's right. Chin up.
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>>33894534
Oh so you are just another vagueposting annoyance.
Should have known better, than to try and actually have a discussion with you. Sorry, my fault.
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>>33894522
Well I'd end up over appreciative of you if my wish was reality. And now I feel silly for saying this because we don't know each other.
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>>33894516
is it weird I feel sad about the failing marriage for them as you've coined it? so many years together just drying up. she even said he seemed miserable and his coworker/boss even suggested to him that they break up when he let out more about himself.

I just hope he tells her himself so he doesn't keep pushing it down in his psyche. to have some shred of dignity/accountability for his own sake.

I feel a little stand-offish with him sometimes because i've had terrible relationships in the past myself that were very abusive/life threatening, and even so he tells me not to feel guilty about being in he moment with him even though I voice my guilt about it often. I just didn't want him to be homeless and it all just kinda.. happened. I want him to have some space here in my house and told him I want him to reprioritize his life so hopefully he becomes happy again. he complains about doing the all the chores and buying her things when he was there with her but if I do chores here he says to leave some for him to do
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>>33894542
I hurt someone
Said some shitty things
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>>33894535
I don’t feel well or looks good
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>>33894120
Why can't men just stop being fat and balding for femanons?
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Can trust issues be induced and not just genetic?
I have never felt secure when I was in the dating phase or even in a relationship. So many people turned on me on a dime that I cant trust anyone fully, maybe just my family
It makes shit so hard because you can be cuddling with a girl and all im thinking is
>take it in right now and make the most of it, she'll be gone in a week
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>>33894551
Sinus stuff?
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>>33894554
I think so
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>>33894555
Take anything yet? Any tea?
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>>33894553
>webm
Imagine the foursome when you all get home to your penthouse with a light buzz.
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>>33894543
It's a vibe thing, for sure. You don't have to know someone's whole life story to wish you had someone you like around when you were growing up. I've definitely wished I had a sister like certain femanons, for example.
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Is this tshirt supposed to look like nipple and tummy? >>33885514
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>>33894559
I took a tylenol and it made me nauseous and I had tea
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I think that people with cluster B disorders deserved to be institutionalized without hesitation
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>>33894568
Tylenol without food is usually a bad time in my experience too. Why doesn't anon look good?
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>>33894560
None of them act like they'd actually eat pussy well. Pass.
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>>33894575
That's fine, you weren't invited anyway.
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>>33894568
>tylenol
you're autistic now
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>>33894567
That's certainly what I've thought every time I've seen that image.
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>>33894562
I've always wanted a sister and I think you and every single femanon would be perfect as such. But I guess being ITT together is the closest thing to it. So atoga in a sad way is my family.
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>>33894568
>tylenol
Anon, I-
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>>33894517
Apologies are just a way to attract weak people you can manipulate
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>>33894577
Harsh but true. I haven't partied like that in over a decade, all those friends got bored of me I guess.
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>>33894590
Well maybe I would take you for a test ride andnthen see if they are interested.
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>>33894583
I think of it more like an open concept school setting, but close enough to a family.
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femaon, would you bite my arm until it bleeds?
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>>33894574
I took it with food
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>>33894594
>open concept school setting
I want the Danganronpa atoga version now.
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>>33894519
Hey, I'm clear of all except the last one. Soon I'll be done with that too.
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big bouncing moid pecs
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>>33894596
Oh, that sucks. I doubt you look bad.
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>>33894594
Best school I've ever been to. Would it be odd that hornyposting is equivalent to sex ed?
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I briefly talked to this one girl in college who was really hot but I was too autistic to take it further. She was very happy and bubbly the 3-4 times we talked. I graduated a year ago but I stumbled across her Instagram and I really want her, she’s gorgeous and she has a nice voice. Would it be weird to follow her? What should I say to her to make it known I want her?
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do you say
"Oh shucks" ?
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>>33894599
You get my cozy belly and you will be happy with it.
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>>33894599
>he likes sweaty man boobs
ewwww
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Might get lucky tonight. NOT!
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>>33894600
What if I’m dying
Also my hair looks greasy and my skin looks bad
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>>33894568
bruh paracetamol is the most innocuous shit ever, doubt that was it
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Might have dinner. NOT!
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how is ai music any different than vocaloids?
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>>33894597
I don't get the reference.
>>33894601
Well it's definitely less odd than hornyposting ITT while using a family analogy to describe it.
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>>33894615
Issa game.
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>>33894613
Same thing with autotune
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>>33894610
I doubt you’re dying, and everybody has off days. You probably aren’t even the greasiest person in the office, I bet.
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If you were a manga author, would you masturbate to hentai of your own characters?
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Waiting for my life to begin
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>>33894619
If I thought of the characters sexually, of course.
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>girl who moved out recently outside my flat to do some shit
>mentions she wore a "sexy maid outfit" to halloween
>mentioned she's single like 5 times
>even the women were flirting with her, btw, wont be single for long!
was she trying to get me to ask for pics or be jealous
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>>33894613
They have nothing in common? Vocaloids are digital voice synths that musicians use. The new ones aren’t even sample-based anymore.
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>>33894619
They would be like my own children...

...so yeah, definitely.
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Men are the combat body type
Women are the support body type
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>>33894619
Before Garyc was full of people ruining it by using bots to draw perfectly or such, I remember people lewding up some of my oc's and I'd have fapped to those if Iw asn't a based high IQ cocksucking gay chad who only likes men
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>>33894615
Who tf is using a family aspect during..
Anons are sick fucks.
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>>33894629
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>>33894632
Oh come on. Doesn't it feel like you're explaining something simple to your slow grandpa ITT sometimes?
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>>33894619
No, that would feel weird.
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>>33894553
Trust issues are never genetic
Who hurt you
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>>33894618
It’s no use we are doomed
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>>33894637
Yeah I guess but not sexually.
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>>33894629
what does that say about me if i like support champions and also monster-looking champions (of all classes) equally
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>>33894602
Anyone?
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>>33894623
probably just attention whoring lol men do this too during conversations.
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>>33894602
>>33894644
Do you have more followers than her and a litty instagram? She's just gonna block you if you don't. She probably forgot you even exist.
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>>33894629
Men should be the sex body type
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>>33894639
life I guess.
I think I used to trust too easily, now I cant do it
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fem(boy)anon
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just follow her
its social media
either she doesnt remember you and doesnt care
or she sees a friend follow her
if she thinks its weird, she is mentally ill, bullet dodged
but she wont
because its a follow on insta
so who the fuck cares

stop over thinking the most trivial shit
what do you think will happen, she sees you follow, gets the ick, mocks you on insta?
she has better shit to do
like chad
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>>33894642
Yes, I don't think the OP who said the family thing was thinking sexually when they made the analogy.
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>>33894632
>family aspect
We're all like family here. A family that fucks.
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>swipping on girls on tinder entirely based on how I imagine they'd look with my dick in their mouth
I need to quit porn bros...
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>>33894648
She has 900, I think I have 200
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>>33894645
Nah, she's mentioned a dozen times she's attracted to me explicitly
She's messenging me right now too
Even though she's supposed to be with her friend
Even said "Why is it when I see you I always look like shit" when looking normal, even though I'm 1 week into my holiday and haven't combed my hair all week
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>>33894658
Yeah, don't. I mean, you can if you just want to try, but if she's as hot as you say, she will just think you're a creep and block you.
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>>33894657
Don't men always think about how a woman would look with their dick in her mouth whenever they see a woman?
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how do i stop gooning and become a productive member of society?

i have a job so not that
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Thinking of dumping my practice gf. She got fat and unattractive over time.
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>>33894654
Ah okay that makes more sense.
>>33894656
Excuse me?
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>>33894602
>Would it be weird to follow her?
No
>What should I say to her to make it known I want her?
You shouldn't do that. Send a DM, make some small talk, then ask her out.
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>>33894662
no, I used to think about how she'd look laying next to me.
but I was a virgin back then
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>>33894611
tylenol is acetominophen
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>>33894657
I did nofap on a whim recently. It was neat. My cock was like hyper sensitive day 2 and 3, then it calmed down. Then I jacked off a few days after because its unhealthy for to go for too long.
Interestingly, if I do the same thing now, I don't get the same super sensitive, could cum from my cock rubbing my boxers, feels hot feeling in my dick. That was apparently a one time thing.

>>33894662
No.
A lot of women aren't attractive, to begin with. Most > 35, I'd say are meh or ugly.
Younger ones tend to be extremely annoying as people, as all people < 25 tend to be.
its a very specific age sweet spot where people aren't ugly physically or mentally and even then I'm just going to check out your curves or awkwardly check out your face, then instantly lose interest because (you) are not actually special at all, there are billions of women
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>>33894662
Sometimes it's also how they'd lool with my dick in their asshole, cunt or between their tits. Or how they'd jerk me off with their cute hands.
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>>33894629
>tfw want to be tank-healer for dps fruit fly bf
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>>33894658
>She has 900
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>>33894662
No, I imagine her broken ahegao after I made her orgasm.
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>>33894672
>Then I jacked off a few days after because its unhealthy for to go for too long.
psyop. I go months without jacking off and im fine
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>>33894663
>i have a job
Isn't that the definition of being a productive member of society? Unless your job is call centre operator.
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>>33894672
>>33894669
Liars
>>33894673
>>33894677
Finally, some honesty from men
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There are 4 billion women on earth and almost a fourth of them are Indian.
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>>33894678
To be real, you don't know what fine is for your body. You can be literally dying of cancer in early stages and think you are fine.
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How do I get a Danish gf as a blackanon?
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>>33894679
oh then i suppose i can continue gooning
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>>33894685
Just not at work.
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>>33894684
Go to denmark
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>>33894683
I think im sooner going to die from depression than from my lack of jerking off anon
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>>33894684
Very easily. Anywhere in Scandinavia. Just go there and you'll be set.
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>>33894641
Nuh uh
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Might get borgir for dinner.
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>>33894611
So wtf is it
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What are your thoughts on acting (not in theater) and singing as hobbies for a man?
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>>33894681
And you still ignore mid white women bc you think you can do better
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>>33894696
>acting (not in theater)
Instead of saying what type of acting it is *not*, you could have just said which type it is.
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>>33894697
I don’t know who you are.
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>>33894697
Do foids really believe that? I've gone on dates with landwhales. I'd be extremely grateful to get a mid white woman.
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>>33894696
M
>acting (not in theater)
In porn?
I think singing is one of the most attractive hobbies statistically.
I also wanted to be a singer, but I sing as well as a whale. At least I'm a great dancer.
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>>33894699
Film and television.
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Guys I feel like I’ve had an enlightenment moment.
People who call me shallow for rejecting fat women simply for the fact that they’re fat have made me realize that this is their problem and not mine
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>>33894705
>gone on dates with landwhales.
were you that desperate?
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>>33894696
I like it when men have emotions! And sing!
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>>33894708
I'm okay with someone who's a little chubby if she makes up for it in other ways. But I wouldn't date someone who is obese.
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>>33894693
My head hurts
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>>33894708
>People who call me shallow for rejecting fat women
Only fat women do that.
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>>33894711
Yeah, I'm below the average height here. Tried every self-improvement meme out there until I realized it doesn't matter at all.
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>>33894700
Because you think I’m ugly
>>33894705
Fat girls can still have nice faces
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>>33894722
>nice faces
Sure, but it’s uncommon
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>>33894722
Are you obese and/or have BPD?
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>>33894613
Vocaloids are basically youtube poops
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>>33894722
No, they have fat faces.
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>>33894725
No
>>33894728
Lol
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Women would you wear thigh-highs for your bf?
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>>33894731
>No
Well meets my standards. Let’s get hitched.
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>>33894716
It’ll stop eventually but I wish I could do something about it as well
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>>33894697
No, I just assume anyone > 30 is
A: Taken
B: Has baggage
Its 99.9999% of the time true, for both genders
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>>33894732
Asking the really important questions here
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>>33894737
Everyone under 30 too
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>>33894742
>>33894737
Tl:dr: Humans are fucked up
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>>33894694
Ah, shit… now I might, too…
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Girls, if a guy had a bubblegum fetish, would you chew gum during sex?
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>>33894742

18-25 I can assume they're sleeping around as is common now, whiny depressed fucks who've barely begone life or very rarely actually happy with someone OR they simply want to be single
26-30 is a safer age, where they're old enough to stop being retarded, but not old enough to have given up on life
30 is as above
40+ they're either in a commited long-term relationship or thinking of one they lost
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The fatherless household to Islam pipeline claims another one
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>>33894746
I am actually standing at the place waiting for my guacamole burger. lul
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>>33894750
>26-30 is a safer age, where they're old enough to stop being retarded, but not old enough to have given up on life
M
LOL, I whored myself out and did the craziest stuff exactly at that age. My 18-25 years were tame as fuck. I had no time for anything, working to claw my way out of poverty to a six-figure salary.
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Make next thread about men kissing men
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>>33894763
Gaaaaay
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Ladies, who’s hotter?
>François Arnaud
>Joey Scarpelino
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Would the world be better if there was just one hermaphrodite gender?
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>>33893697
why do you want her back is the first question
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>>33894747
I'd always and up swallowing it.
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Hi, toga, long time no see!
So, I have a serious question: I'm someone (F) who doesn't care whether you want to dress and live your life as a woman or man (and I think many of you here don't either). However, I just saw a video on X of a man? woman? I don't know what to call them (they were a man but they were wearing earings and I think they identify as a woman?) trying to be in the locker room with women. But you look at them and they're just head to toe just male. You know they even have a penis. My question is it bigoted to not want someone like that in women's locker room and what is the non bigoted way of dealing with this?
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>>33894696
he would make great roleplay
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I gooned to women smoking cigarettes like four times last night.

The concept of the feminine spirit ingesting death is just so hot.
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>>33894771
M
I've always wanted to be a futa. I've even thought about having an operation (they can create a vagina from your balls). But I'm sure the results wouldn't be great, maybe it's just my fear talking.
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>>33894779
No, these cross-dressing perverts don't belong in women's spaces, and ideally he'd be beaten into a bloody pulp for trying it, but unfortunately that's illegal.
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>>33894785
You’re trans then.
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>>33894779
M
>My question is it bigoted to not want someone like that in women's locker room
I don’t think so, no.
>what is the non bigoted way of dealing with this?
I’m not sure that’s possible within the current Overton window. I would think that telling a transwoman that his presence in a woman’s locker room was making the women in it uncomfortable would be enough, but it might not be. Depends on how reasonable the transwoman is willing to be.
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>>33894768
I prefer Jimmy Broskini
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>>33894790
You need to understand that most male trannies don't truly have body dysmorphia. They're literally just perverts who are turned on by pretending to be women. They know that being in a women's locker room makes women uncomfortable. That's why they want to do it.
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we like femboys, chat.

all men like femboys.
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>>33894789
I haven't even done HRT and I'm not sure I want to. I'm just a pleasure seeker and thought experiencing a real double penetration would be pleasurable. Maybe I'm non-binary because I don't associate myself with my gender or any gender, I'm just myself.
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>>33894799
Gay men like them. Bisexual men are gay.
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>>33894773
because I still love her very much and can't get her out of my head
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Why do younger girls keep aggressively approaching me? I’m rather young-looking for my age being Asian and a pretty-boy, but lately it’s been getting ridiculous
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>>33894735
What if I get an infection and go deaf
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tfw no gf to cuddle and smoke cigarettes with
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My 28 year old sister very politely restrained her seethe at the knowledge that I (30) have been talking to a 25 year old
>How old is she?
>25.
>(Curtly) That’s okay.
I love my sister but she is a redditor. Literally, she loves reddit
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Why do clingy people (men and women) disgust me?
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All the hookers are using chatgpt to write their descriptions now, kek.
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>>33894807
Cranial amputation, I’m afraid
How long have you been sick?
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Where the femanons?
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Chat is it weird that I simply stopped consuming things? I don't watch anime anymore, or read manga, or watch movies or tv shows, western animation, I don't read novels or books.

I just play runescape all day lmao
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>>33894786
I think the gym sided with the transwoman on this.
>>33894790
> I would think that telling a transwoman that his presence in a woman’s locker room was making the women in it uncomfortable would be enough
Say there are women who are/claim not to be uncomfortable with this person's existence in women's locker room, be it because that's what they genuinely think or because of the convoluted political climate nowadays. Who's freedom tramps the other: the woman/women who doesn't want the transperson there or the women who don't mind and/or think it's begoted to deny the transperson access?
Btw, anon, being told they're making some women uncomfortable is not going to be a deterrent, because a lot of times they will just argue you're transphobic. Meaning, they're not going to take it to heart and leave.

Also, sorry about my pathetic English. I hope you can still parse what I mean though.
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>>33894827
Means you crave cock in your ass
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should i pee on him like he's curious about
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>>33894828
I suppose if that’s the way it is, the women would probably just be better off taking their business elsewhere.
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>>33894827
Playing video games is still consuming them, retard.
You’re still a consumer but only for specific one thing which is even worse. If you’re gonna consume at least aim for some variety.
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>>33894827
Means you are addicted
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Sociopath here. How do I fix this?

I've never loved anyone in my life and I have no idea how to fake love so as to convince a woman that I am attracted to her...because I am not. I just want a human pet to take care of sometimes
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>>33894827
>stopped consuming
>plays video games every waking minute of the day
Anon.
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>>33894837
No, I don't think I will.
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How are you today?

I am depressed and I miss my girlfriend. Or I guess I miss the idea of her.
I’m thinking about how she said she kinda did shit behind the last guys back. Or how she was always kinda causal about the idea of cheating or like it could be justified.
I’m looking back at the time she got drunk and was flirting and making advances with the dude at the wedding snd how she lied about one of her male relationships
Also there was a point where we were arguing a lot and it was hard and we weren’t fucking at all and I went out of town for 2 days and came back and noticed a thumb sized bruise on the inside of her thigh and didn’t even say anything just said I feel weird and I’ll be right back. When I got back she just got super pissed and was all “nice you think I’m cheating again!” And we argued all weekend and she was super defensive.
Monday she comes home from work a lot later than she was supposed to and tasted / smelled like cigarettes and I’d never experienced that before (she did used to smoke) and she just came onto me so hard and told me to meet her in bed and she was gonna shower.
We fucked every day after that for a week. Never happened that often before or after this time.
I kinda feel like she cheated. She swears she didn’t.
But I’m just depressed and feel like a loser now
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>>33894828
The man should not be allowed in the women's room. His freedom is not being trampled because men do not have the right to use the women's room. It's absolutely disgusting that society coddles these repulsive freaks.
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Runescape fags, are you excited for sailing?
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>>33894846
I only play Final Fantasy XIV
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>>33894790
Also, anon, I forgot to ask:
Why do you think a transperson in this situation would not just change at home for eg? They must realize even though they identify as women, they're anatomically male. So why force the women in they gym to deal with that? Or do you think telling such a trans person to change at home would be shunning them and treating them differently in a bad way?
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>>33894846
No. I think sailing will be terrible.

RS3 > OSRS
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>>33894817
Over a week now :(
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>>33894844
Ozzy Osbourne? I thought you were dead!
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>>33894841
You need professional help for this. If you never loved anyone before, apparently the world was not kind to you at some point and if even you don't know what that was and how to process it, nobody here will be able to tell you either.

Yeah I think it is possible to just be born with something wrong where you are actually incapable of feeling empathy or love. But as far as I know, people like that do not want or seek any kind of social company, such a person would not derive enjoyment from looking after anyone or anything either. Nor do I think they would actively miss knowing what it's like, kind of hard if you cannot comprehend the point of it I would think.
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>>33894849
>Why do you think a transperson in this situation would not just change at home for eg? They must realize even though they identify as women, they're anatomically male. So why force the women in the gym to deal with that?
Because they're perverts. They get sexual pleasure from pretending to be a woman, from looking at you when you're naked and forcing you to look at his naked body. That's why he's doing it.
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>>33894785
Isn't a futa a chick with a penis? What youre tslking about would be a cuntboy
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>>33894849
>They must realize even though they identify as women, they're anatomically male.
>So why force the women in the gym to deal with that?
Some of them do seem to be deep enough into their delusions that they see nothing wrong with it. They see themselves as women in a women’s changing room.
>Or do you think telling such a trans person to change at home would be shunning them and treating them differently in a bad way?
I don’t think it would be wrong at all, but I don’t imagine many trans people would be willing to accept this treatment.
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>>33894854
Oh, jeez. Might not be a bad idea to visit urgent care after work today.
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Thread, who is your favorite hashira?
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>>33894814
I would guess because you are overall a person with a lot of desire for personal space, not into a bunch of (emotional) expectations and responsibilities? It is normal to feel somewhat put off when someone is much more eager to interact (a lot) than you are, but disgust I think would be more about being on the other end of the spectrum yourself. Or maybe you pride yourself very much on your own independence so you look down on people that in your eyes are shameless about their needs and dependence.
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>>33894865
Idk what that is
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>>33894848
Why lol
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>>33894861
Futanari (Traditional) = Girl body with both genitalia
Futanari (Simplifed) = Girl body with penis
Cuntboy = Male body with vagina
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>>33894863
Noo please don’t say that
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>>33894865
Senju
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>>33894874
You’re not gonna die, but you might need something more than otc stuff if you’re over a week into this and hurting this much.
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>>33894869
M
Sure. Looks like a handsome stock photo model
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>>33894869
in 240p sure
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>>33894861
I think futanari is a middle gender, just someone who was born with all genitalia. So technically, if I got boobs and vaginoplasty surgery, I could become a fake futa.
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Women who use filters in the photos are ugly
Prove me wrong
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>>33894872
I like the story and the world and the gameplay.
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>>33894865
I'm mad they wasted Rengoku.
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>>33894877
I got the cold last week and then the sinus issues so if I’m not better by Thursday I’ll go
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>>33894894
I’m so sorry.
In all seriousness, I hear a lot of players are really unhappy with the latest expansion. Whatcha think?
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>>33894889
Boobs arent genitals though
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>>33894865
bubble boy
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>>33894857
I like girls like Bella (onlyjayus) but I am not interested in establishing a healthy reciprocal dynamic as I cannot do that. I cannot see myself being able to feel an emotional connection to anyone and would invariably use the other person in order to foment conflict with society. Violent conflict. I am also perpetually paranoid about society harming me,killing me,stealing my goods and humiliating me in public without me ever having the possibility to defend myself. Speaking of which I only recognize violently murdering people with a blunt weapon as a viable self defense in such scenarios. I've been wanting to brutally murder people since I was a kid and wrote about it in great detail,including wanting to do medical experiments on them by injecting kerosene

So yeah I'll never be able to feel a profound love and attachment and eave all that behind. I can't. My brain can't. I love violence. And the girls I pick like Bella have some sort of issues too. I pick them on purpose. I don't want to abuse them (even when they themselves do),I want to treat them like little children however just as I said. I do not trust them to love me for good. I do not expect and never will expect reciprocal love. And to put it bluntly I do not believe in love. Only in affection for those we perceive as less fortunate,provides that they also do something. I also do not feel any empathy or love for children,for close family or anyone. But I do feel care for some kids. It would be the same in a marriage with a woman. I'm guessing question is how to fake all of these emotions. How to craft my mask? I'm 22 and very bad at doing such elaborate hoaxes on people where I convince them were in love. (Might be some autistic traits at play too I suppose)
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>>33894897
I'm actually a newer player and I haven't made it to the content from the new expansion yet. I've heard people don't like it either, and I know the director of the game says he's aware of the criticism and he wants to correct it in the next expansion.
>>
Its acetelyne, light, then add oxygen right
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>>33894906
Bruh...
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>>33894841
How do you know that you are a sociopath?
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It’d fuck that pink and green haired hashira girl. She’s also kinda thicc for asian standards
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>>33894906
She's mid.
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>>33894896
Ah, okay. Good call.
Maybe try Aleve later? It always seems to work better than Tylenol for me
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Girls, is there any part of you that would be interested in having a man pee in your mouth?
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>>33894732
I hate socks tho...
But if the floor is freezing...
I just want the fluffy ones that feel like you're not wearing them. But I will look like a sasquatch... and they'll probably be more expensive than the dollar tree ones...
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Women,
are you happy with your height?
Or would you like to be taller/smaller? If yes, how much?
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>>33894919
no one said that
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>>33894862
Last question, anon: maybe I'm biased because I don't believe in showing your naked body to strangers (not even fellow women desu), but do you think not wanting to be seen by the other sex naked is puritanical thinking or is there truth in believing that putting your body on display is degrading? And if a person believes the latter (i.e., the woman who doesn't want to see/be seen naked by a man) should *she* change or shower or whatever at home?
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>>33894919
I can't talk to much about this or I get a headache, but since you brought it up, I'll say again that I will never forgive the lockdown demons, or the malicious zombies who supported them.
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>>33894747
I will moan loudly and it will get stuck in his hair.
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>>33894919
Everyone got boosters. That's how.
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>>33894912
I molested kids and nearly killed myself and my mother (separate events). I score 23/40 on hare PCLR objectively measured

>>33894915
I like ugly fat girls,ask your mom
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>>33894927
What kind of cucked country are you from where you're considering that you're in the wrong for not wanting a tranny in your shower?
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>>33894919
>>33894932
I really wish you'd stop posting forever.
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>>33894933
>>33894924
Do you show feet? What about having a guy make you scream that you're a prostitute fucking for money as he pounds you? I'm assuming you're like 18 so a little starlet looking for D
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>>33894939
Then you shouldn't have traumatized me by supporting the most blatantly evil violation of human rights in my lifetime.
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Why are women so susceptible to falling for snake oil advertising bullshit like juice detoxes? Are they really the less intelligent gender?
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>>33894925
i'm okay with it but i'd be happier at a smaller height i think. or taller. i'm /d/ tier with it though. it would be cool to die and finally unlock that sandbox world where me and a lover could just fuck around with different sizes and chopped off heads too and still be alive but i'm getting off track here
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>>33894825
In pain. Heating pad.
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Covid was the best thing to ever happen to me.
>Got to do college from home, lowered tuition, so didn’t end up in any college debt. Also got out of doing a final project.
>Got a WFH job afterwards, which is still WFH to this day.
>Already a shut-in so lockdown didn’t affect me at all.
Life just turned into easy mode for me. Shit was awesome.
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>>33894943
Stop posting.
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>>33894857
NTA, but I've also started to feel like I might be a sociopath. What do you think?
>If you never loved anyone before, apparently the world was not kind to you at some point
Maybe, I'm not sure. I got my share of love from my parents, but I always want more and was salty about not getting it.
>incapable of feeling empathy or love.
I feel empathy, but I've never felt love, only sexual arousal and a desire to fuck and dominate.
> But as far as I know, people like that do not want or seek any kind of social company
I actually enjoy meaningful company where I can be myself and it's interesting to me. But mindless company without anything interesting is too boring for me. Also, I always subconsciously try to become the center of attention and can't take silence when in a group.
> Nor do I think they would actively miss knowing what it's like
True, I've never cared for it.

So, am I a sociopath?
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>>33894934
I didn’t.
>>33894927
>because I don't believe in showing your naked body to strangers (not even fellow women desu)
I don’t enjoy being naked around other men either, but I don’t categorically oppose it.
>but do you think not wanting to be seen by the other sex naked is puritanical thinking or is there truth in believing that putting your body on display is degrading?
I don’t think it’s degrading so much as it just isn’t at all appropriate. There’s no way for there not to be an element of sexuality to that situation, and not everyone presenting is consenting.

No need to worry about your English, also. I would have thought you were fluent if you hadn’t said anything.
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>>33894950
I'll be happy to after you return the two years that were stolen from me
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>>33894841
You need professional help and probably to write out your personal boundaries in a diary for the therapist.
I can explain why if you are interested in this conversation and not just a direct solution answer.
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>>33894938
Kek, I'm not asking for myself, I'm just entertaining different perspectives, anon
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>>33894946
>but i'm getting off track here
Yeah, it's not a really useful datapoint, but I like your enthusiasm. lol
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>>33894934
I didn't. But it was rough, many places refused to let me in because I didn't have the mark of the beast. There should be reparations for every non-vaxxed person.
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>>33894951
Do you have any hard-ons about having sex with your mother,would you do it as a 15 yr old? Imagine putting your mom in missionary or making her ride you reverse cowgirl. ALL women are whores so if you fuck her make sure she doesn't stop seeing you as a man afterwards or shell resent you
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My problem is that I can't be hurt
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>>33894954
How old are you even? I'm somewhat more interested in you telling me your favourite candy flavour. Or maybe if you told me what shoe size you wear.

Haaa!!! Just kidding. Go ahead tell me more
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BlueValkyrie, you have a kid right?
Does your boob/nipple stop feeling sexual forever after you breast feed?
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>>33894907
Ah, I see. Have you gotten through ARR yet? I liked the story well enough but found myself wishing I was just reading a novel instead of playing the game.
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>>33894947
I don't get it
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>>33894961
I enjoy mother and son hentai, but I never felt sexual arousal toward my own mother.
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>>33894844
Hey. I just want to mention that I think I am squeezing my own theighs and bruising them in my sleep. I live alone... I am also very stressed.
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>>33894969
Making a mess while eating snacks in bed, I’m guessing
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>>33894952
Alright, thanks anon! <3 As well as everyone who replied to >>33894779 (I can't tag you all because 4chan thinks it's spam)
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>>33894965
There were several episodes of The Simpsons where Homer has this problem
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>>33894941
Lmao no.
I need another pedicure. I regularly expose them to the elements and that leads to caluses.
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>>33894968
Yes, I'm through Stormblood now, doing some of the optional dungeons that unlock before I keep going through the main story into Shadowbringers. I do like the story but I also agree with everyone else that the story is better after ARR.
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Does anyone else sing in the shower or am I a cartoon character
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>>33894988
sometimes I get in the mood to sing but not in the shower
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>>33894987
Nice. I do wish I saw what others did in that game, especially seeing all the fanservice that references other games in the series. I’m a huge FF fan, just not XI or XIV.
It’s pretty amusing to me that Hironobu Sakaguchi is an avid player.
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>>33894980
Fuck you for keeping replying to the deranged retard.
We all stopped but of course the idiotic namefag had to keep going, you asshole.
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>>33894992
… or XV, or XVI, I should add lol
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I'm going to kill myself, my ex will never love me again so what's the point of being alive anymore
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>>33894906
This is very sobering in how fucked up the community is I gave the benefit of the doubt it was filled with suicidal, mentally ill people, and slightly religious as well who were exploring a poetic theme but then I look at you and I can't delude myself into thinking that they are following the same line of thought as me.
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>>33894993
Anyone who supported lockdowns should be enslaved and forced to serve the rest of us to make up for the harm they did.
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>>33894984
You only get that if you walk 5 miles+ daily
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>>33894995
killing yourself over love is so cringe.
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>>33894995
https://youtu.be/X7YXONuF3dk
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Both genders

How would you feel if your bf / gf had a friend of the opposite sex they said they knew and grew up with forever and were just good friends and not involved, and at one point mentioned how said friend told your partner they couldn’t hang out anymore cause you were dating them and they weren’t single anymore
And they were really bummed and said they’ve had issues with people not being transparent and open witn them and having to cut people off for hiding their intentions or just wanting something from them

And then randomly like a year later your partner tells you that person and them dated for a really long time and used to fuck and stuff and had a toxic relationship and that their mother really really wanted them to be together at one point?
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>>33895000
I don't really care at this point
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>>33894922
I tried a nasal spray but I don’t know if I did it right
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>>33894990
I sing pretty often at work. I work in a mostly empty building, taking care of a guy who has headphones in most of the time.
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>>33895003
F sounds like average male drama, never had any issue like this so can't relate.
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i have a confession to make
>used to larp as an incel back on the original r/incels
>had an argument with some dude on r/inceltears
>made a post on r/suicidewatch later that day
>when i came back the next day i noticed the guy i was arguing with deleted all his replies to me
lol
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>>33894996
You haven't seen shit. Try living in this psycho country filled with violent animals and autists. Our president is on the spectrum. Wtf do you even complain about,being a muh normies and not finding peers on 4chan? Where do you think you're at. I'm a fucking neo Nazi too. I spend time on stromfront you fuck. On Martin Luther king.org and went on hiddenlol. I'm donating to nazis regularly. Hey bent bitch. The likes of you banned hiddenlol and fascistforge
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>>33894995
Men are so melodramatic.
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>>33895011
why are you like this?
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>>33894952
>>33894957
Well it was not thanks to you two then.
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Either gender
On a scale of 1-99, what do you think your LUCK stat is?
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>>33895014
women think men's emotional pain is funny and justified for all the evil we've done to them, apparently
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>>33895010
Okay also religions can cure psychopathy so experiment with them and you'll find an answer
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fuck I realized I actually do like him despite the oddly closed open relationship he is in

how bad is this gonna go anons
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>>33895018
99 baby. Because how else do you explain me finding you?
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>>33895005
I believe I felt the same when I tried it. Felt like it didn’t get all the way up there, or something, but I think it still worked
I’m trying to blast you in the forehead with anti-headache rays but I don’t think it’s working
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Gender
After reading the thread, I think I also need therapy, so questions for the anons who have already gotten it:
Are online therapists okay, or should I find a clinic?
Do you tell your therapist everything? I'm afraid that after I say all the things I've done and fantasized about, they will tell me I should just kill myself at this point.
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>>33895018
Its gotta be like 90 minimum if its the runescape scale
I've had way too many insanely good things just dropped on my lap
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>>33895018
F
7
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>>33895018
M
77.
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>>33895018
if 50 is average, maybe a little more than average.
like 55 or 58
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>>33895022
God doesn't exist.
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>>33893167
Just don't have sex?
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Why do men always get upset at you for crying, then say it's because they're frustrated that they can't do anything to help? That they're solution minded? What, you can't fix the problem so you make it worse instead? Do men lack empathy?
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>>33895023
I don’t think it’ll go too badly. That’s gonna be a messy divorce, though!
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>>33895019
I've never done anything to them though.
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>>33895035
I get horny, not mad.
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>>33895018
M
1
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>>33895035
I’m nothing like this. Meet better men.
We are solution minded, but we’re also aware of that and capable of empathy.
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>>33895018
M
44
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>>33895035
I haven't experienced this. I think I'd be frustrated if a girl was crying because she was mad at me for a stupid reason. If that's not why she was crying, then even if it is a stupid reason I'd try to comfort her.
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>>33895023
So, youre still fucking him?
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>>33895037
i know, but from their perspective its all men
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Women, do you like golden retriever men?
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>>33895035
i'm aware that some of us are like that but i'll never understand it because like how can someone be that retarded. my gf is sad hurr durr what does she want me to do about it???
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>>33895035
I can't imagine making a woman cry out of anger or frustration. Sounds horrible.
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>>33895035
Men aren't allowed to cry, so they're resentful and envious.
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>>33895019
>women
I'm a man.

>>33895014
No, why are you posting gioyc shit in atoga?
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women why are you so cold hearted why do you make us become obsessed with you and then just abandon us without a second thought?
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>>33895050
I believe I may have miss understood the post. Please accept my humblest of apologies.
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>>33895048
>golden retriever men
thats so 2023
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Who's at work right now?
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>>33895058
M
I’m. It’s that week out of the month where I work 9 hour shifts.
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>>33895035
>do nothing
Omg you aren't helping!
>do something
Omg this isn't helping!
Things why
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>>33895057
What's current, shadowdaddies?
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>>33895058
F I am. But it's a slow day, not really many customers.
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>>33895048
i like men who are unpredictable. one moment it seems like he ignores you, then he buys you a drink, then he spends all evening talking with everyone else and barely glancing at you once, then he suddenly offhandedly compliments your looks when you thought he was ignoring/not noticing you again.
i've never dated so this might be a bit immature of course.
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>>33895057
>>33895062
Foids are now saying "chalant men instead of nonchalant men" kek
just another shit test
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I want a golden retriever woman. That is to say that wearing a collar, on her hands and knees, and she brings me things with her mouth when I tell her to.
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>>33895065
You like being manipulated?
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>>33895018
My general luck higher that average. I've been luckier than I've deserved, in my life.
My luck in love is horrible.
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>>33895065
>*takes notes*
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>>33895035
Being solution minded does not equal being solution skilled. It's frustrating when you're faced with an issue past your skill to solve it. And you know what happens when people get frustrated.
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>>33895065
It's literally me, but it's because of my BPD.
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>>33895065
>unpredictable
No you like emotionally absent men. That’s literally what you described. And you are mentally ill with father issues.
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>>33895065
>>33895073
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>>33895070
well obviously my brain believes it's not on purpose which would indeed seem callous, but rather he's a tortured soul who is fighting an inner fight between wanting to be a cool guy bachelor who can do whatever he wants or whatever, but also not being able to deal with attraction well .
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The foid agents are feeding you false information. Tread carefully.
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>>33895082
You’ve never actually dated a guy like that have you lol
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>>33895082
Oh... like some kinda manga thing?
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>>33895078
aren't bpd men more or less drama queens though, getting offended easily and such. i wouldn't like that.
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>>33895036
really? they've been together a really long time, i don't know if they will break up over this but i dunno. idk how she will respond but she didn't like the flirting I talked about.. from what I know he hasn't been happy in a really long time but i can't read his mind
>>33895043
no he's still over her place atm. I wonder if he saw my texts about it and is talking to her about it or not. he might just be waking up. i just got teary-eyed thinking about the situation and all that he's confided in me about the relationship/his personal life and went "oh no" maybe there is something more here. he's been settled at my place for months and I wonder if this will be a catalyst for him to move back with her even though he previously told her no
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State gender
Who has it worse, men or women, and why do you think so?
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>>33894967
Yeah.
I can separate function and sexuality.
I just can't get over the fact my period genuinely stopped when I did it.
I feel like women that experience pain during feeding might get the idea of it not being sexually enjoyable. Or if there are other problems in the breast that derive pain such as lymphnodes or an undiscovered lump.
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>>33895085
>You’ve never actually dated a guy like that have you lol
lol no obviously it's just attraction. maybe i have kept a distance despite that because on some level i realize it wouldn't be a good idea.
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>>33895090
They are just women with bpd in mens bodies but worse because they are men.
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>>33895025
I just need one day where I feel good please just ons
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>>33895090
Women hate weak men because they're even weaker
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>>33895095
F I think it honestly depends where you live and your socio economic status.
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>>33895095
M
I think you should shut up.
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>>33895095
M
I don’t think either of us have it worse. We just have very different problems, a lot of which are self-inflicted.
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>>33895101
>actshually women should love me for being an easily offended bitch
Nice ragebait.
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>>33895097
I hope you are BRCA1 positive
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>>33895095
F
I think I have it the worst and everyone should focus on me instead
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>>33895053
>No, why are you posting gioyc shit in atoga?
why are you telling me what to do?
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>>33895090
No. My emotions are just a whirlwind of unpredictability, they're strong, intense, and can change 180 degrees in a day, going from over-positivity to ultra-depression.
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>>33895100
:( Poor anon.
>>33895107
Lol
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>>33895109
if i wanted that i might just as well become a lesbian, no point.
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>>33894966
I mean... I'm old.
But this is important for the therapist so they know on how you relate to certain issues. Because if you have a particularity about the way something is done (even in relating to strangers vs a relationship) that can be reverse engineered to find out how to help you best.
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>>33895007
>average male drama

What you mean?
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>>33895105
Women are useless to society. Even the best ones are worthless.
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>>33895114
What's having a kid like?
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>>33895035
You use crying for manipulation.
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>>33895114
Therapy doesn't even help autists be normal,get wives and have children. They're hopeless like most women are useless. And therapy is useless
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>>33895080
Don't backpeddle now
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Is sliding into a woman’s instagram dms still a thing? I have like one recent photo of myself on there and the other two are from 5+ years ago. I’m lonely and horny but I found a cute girl who I might be able to get. I’m like a 7.5/10 of that matters
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>>33895095
M
Men have it worse by every stat. Society upped the females at the expense of men, that's why everything is going to shit.
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>>33895095
Let me grab some popcorn
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I hate allergies :(
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>>33895117
Has nothing to do with my reply. So you aren't just an easily offended bitch, but also a retard who can't read kek. 10/10.
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>>33895123
If you're chad, everything is a thing, and always will be.
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>>33895130
Poor you.
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>>33895113
I have the instability of a woman and the competence of a man, that is, I could fix anything in a house, and a cock. It's not a bad combination.
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This is the kind of """romantic""" movie that moids like
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>>33894246
You'll never be white
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>>33895138
Sir I’ve never been hearing of this film
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>>33895138
Henlo Saaaar
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>>33895121
>Therapy doesn't even help autists be normal,get wives and have children. They're hopeless like most women are useless. And therapy is useless
Some autists will never be capable of all that. Sometimes therapy is to help your grieving process along and build yourself better by recognizing you do have weaknesses that you cannot power through.
Therapy is not them fixing you.
Therapy is YOU fixing YOU.
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>>33895144
Cluster B personality disorders cannot be "fixed."
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>>33895132
Men don't need to read,just to hold your wrists while pounding your cheeks. Your mom is a whore btw
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>>33895144
Then I will do therapy on myself
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>>33895117
We must be better men
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>>33895145
Yes, that's what I said. Adapt or die.
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>>33895146
And so the raging faggot reveals its true colors. The rope awaits you, don't worry.
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>>33895152
That wasn't me
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I need to eat pasta with a femanon and then take a nap
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>>33895153
>And so the raging faggot reveals its true colors
So? The ancient Greeks were faggots, and are universally admired.
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Women, we need to publicly shame these mothers that raise useless men more often.
Men, how are you so proud of having your mom wipe your ass for you at 42? Don't you ever get any hint of oedipal complex and start trying to fuck her?
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I'm out of cigarettes :((((
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>>33895146
you sound indian
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>>33895168
Such a shame for you to be stinking up your breath and fingers with that thing. Stop it.
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I need to eat a femanon and then take a nap on her belly
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>>33895149
I wouldn't be better even for Bella
>>33895153
Your mom is still a whore. May kratos fuck her until she can't walk anymore
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>>33895163
You don't seem to spend much time raising your kid.
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>>33895170
Tell your mom to give me my money back
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>>33895175
Wasn't her kid taken away?
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>>33895163
I don't owe women a thing
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Femanon, i'm a winged insect and you're a funeral pyre
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>>33895177
Post another fake Tinder match, shit-breath.
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>>33895174
Hot.
Bella is such a whore name too
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>>33895179
By aliens of all things. Pulled the child into their flying saucer and flew off into space.
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You can't deny that SOME trans women are beautiful
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It's so fucking cold. My room has like no insulation.
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>>33895193
cuddle with a big hairy man. That'll warm you up
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>>33895193
That's what moids are for.
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>>33895186
HEY!
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I hereby sentence you to feminist corrections camp: 30 years hard plapping and forced maternity
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>>33895193
Get a blanket, you big baby. Unironically, maybe your windows need replacing.
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>>33895198
Bend over.
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>>33895196
>>33895197
... I have no moid.
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>>33895175
>>33895179
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>>33895205
I volunteer.
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>>33895199
i wasn't ever a real feminist but i've definitely had sexual fantasies about something like this .
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Why did the people in the matrix were havins so many raves?
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The longer the nofap streak, the more I want to make a femboy scream like a bitch in heat
I dont think this nofap thing is for me
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>>33895206
I saw an 8th grade textbook describe eating period blood.
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Do you ever bring your own fork at the restaurent?
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>>33895108
4chan is not the place for you if you react this hurt to being called out.
Byeeeeeee!
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>>33895182
I'm a dentist. Do your moms knees still hurt?
>>33895186
My neighbour in Bistrita had a female bitch dog called just that. Bella. I loved the dog. Now every bella is equal to the dog.
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>>33895215
Because 1991-2001 was the height of human civilization, and they had nothing better to do than party all the time
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>>33895210
Being used as a breeding vessel is your fantasy?
Tell us more!
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>>33895171
but I brush my teeth and wash my hands
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>>33895065
thats not what a golden retriever guy is like
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>>33895217
It's called being a faggot
>>33895210
Real feminists are even more submissive
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>>33895192
they're all disgusting
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>>33893193
M
not like this
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>>33895221
Do you have an immunocompromising disease?
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>>33893193
M
I meet the love of my life, marry her and knock her up a couple of times
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>>33895225
They couldn't even be their trve xelfs
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>>33895217
Loved that movie. Good short story too
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>>33893962
Yeah, it's normal to call cars women right?
Calling cars man names is like a death sentence since men are horrible.
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Women, have you ever thought about becoming a passport bro?
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1762145728718793.mp4
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>>33895226
>le breeding
i mean isn't this the most vanilla straight person "taboo" fetish lmao
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>>33895237
No I just dont want other pp to have access to my DNA
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>>33895246
Cars are guys
https://youtu.be/MBnM1JLp9Sc
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I only sleep 4 hours a day, work for 12 hours and eat only once a day the rest of the day I only smoke and drink coffee, I feel nothing anymore
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>>33895249
No this is slightly more than just vanilla breeding.
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>>33895246
What kind of car would
>He
Be?
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Women try not dating a narcissistic abuser (impossible challenge)
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>>33895254
That's sounds rough.
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>>33895248
tfw guy i'm with kinda looks like them esp the 1st with the long hair but cuter. but to answer your q i sometimes wish i had the money to get in on the cuddle-me-comfort industry because mmm i need it so kinda glad i have a situationship rn
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>>33895260
I'm just too anxious to sleep or eat
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>>33895256
or just another flavor of it. based on my image board experience i'd say that it seems like almost everyone who used 4chan since a young age tends to have one or several of some kind of weird "political" fetish lol
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>>33895252
I would rather prefer not to die so I won't.
My car is a nice lady.
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>>33895264
Have you tried any meds?
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>>33895265
>political
Oh I don’t give a shit about that part lol. I just like the idea of a woman being bred until menopause.
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>>33895257
He would not be a car, since cars are women.
Lightning McQueen is trans.
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>>33895268
no not really, I used to take prozac for depression but I stopped because It wasn't working
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>>33895262
>tfw guy i'm with kinda looks like them esp the 1st with the long hair but cuter
No wonder he won't commit. Lol
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>>33895246
>it's normal to call cars women right?
No?
The only person I know who calls her car by a name is a girl, end the car has a boy's name.
But mostly you seem to me to be completely abusing and misusing the word meta.
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Men try not dating an insane crazy bpdemon (impossible challenge)
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>>33895272
Klonopin works pretty well, just don't over do it.
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>>33895134
Is a 7.5/10 considered chad?
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>>33895277
I literally don’t even feel bad for them anymore. I don’t understand how they can be so stupid over and over
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>>33895270
Mater, too? Even Doc? Wow
Cars was a trans allegory the whole time
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>>33895277
nice girls are lame and never approach me
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>>33895277
That's women (because women h8 men)
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>>33895275
Fuck off, Suckerburger.
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>>33895277
I have never dated an insane crazy bpdemon.
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>>33895277
It isn’t impossible. I did it once
I’m trying to do it again
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>>33895277
True lol
My standards were originally just don’t be obese, but after I talked with a girl who had BPD (never dated) I had to add that.
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Decided to buy another onahole, a hands free table top version
OVER 900 POUNDS OF PUSSY AND ASS!
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All the therapists I've found are female. I want a male. I don't think I would be comfortable describing my fantasies and fetishes to a woman...
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Women, what kind of car do you drive?
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>>33895280
what would happen if I over did it though?
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>>33895277
never doing it again
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>>33895269
fair but please don't say menopause anymore, now i'm 0% horny again.
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>>33895299
Me neither brother
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>>33895248
You can't trust Russian guys, they're all alcoholics and liars.
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>>33895294
is that what happens in therapy? you talk about fetishes? now I'm definitely not getting therapy fuck that
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>>33895296
It's a benzo.
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>>33895294
Describing my fantasies and fetishes to a woman is one of my fetishes.
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>>33895300
Oh sorry.
Bred forever then.
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>>33895294
>I don't think I would be comfortable describing my fantasies and fetishes to a woman...
I don't think that's what you'd be doing with a therapist.
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>>33895277
The truth is
All women are BPDemons, its just up to the man being attractive enough and being willing to hit her to keep her in check
Look at russians. Women are insane, but you dont see the guys there tolerating it
Society banning hitting women in the home is what caused the BPDemon epidemic
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>>33895295
my dad's ford fusion
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>>33895302
How many have you dated?
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>>33895304
Bartards are some of the scariest people I’ve encountered in my life to date lol
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>>33895294
Women are supposed to be less threating. Trust me, they've heard worse.
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man having a job reminded me of why I'm antisocial
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>>33895303
I think so. Like when I went to a proctologist to cure my hemorrhoids, there was a young female assistant student who looked inside my ass. I didn't care anyway, but still, with a therapist, I'm prepared to show everything I have. But my soul is much darker and gross than my ass.
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>>33895313
Asocial?
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>>33895277
I seem to attract them as a stable guy online.
But so far there was only one who truly hurt me and I never want to see ever again.
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>>33895295
Mazda MX-5 Miata.
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>>33895314
I really didn’t want to hear more about your hemorrhoids
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>>33895277
Actual bpd are rare, most women just act as cliché of what bpd is supposed to be
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>>33895316
being around people makes me anxious but besides that I have no interest in talking to most people I like talking about books but nobody reads all they talk is about tiktok and other stuff like that, I'm NOT trying to say I'm smarter than everybody I'm just saying I have nothing in common to keep a conversation going so I just don't care
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>>33895314
Therapists aren't confessors, they don't expect or want you to tell them everything. They want to hear specific problems you have and try to offer guidance, they're not interested in picking apart your sexual fantasies unless they have some kind of clinical significance.
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>>33895313
Uber driver, courier, ship worker are the way to go to bad shitty payment
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>>33895286
Pussy
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>>33895332
unironically wish I was an uber driver but i don't have my own car
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>>33895286
We’re supposed to approach them
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>>33895312
>Women are supposed to be less threating. Trust me, they've heard worse.
Hope so. Also, they are all pretty. Maybe it's just a special photo for ads, but imagining a hot woman therapist and not making my moves would feel like a shame.
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>>33895332
>curry scented post
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Women, should I cut my hair short again?
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>>33895337
>>33895341
nice girls are fucking boring they're not even worth approaching in the first place
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>>33895347
I think they’re nice, personally
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man the urge to self harm is strong today
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>>33895344
I'm none that of those things entj fag
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Either gender.
Futa gf or femboy bf?
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>>33895342
Also, you really don't need to tell them everything, unless it's negavitively affecting your life, like anon said.
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I was so excited to eat this lollipop, and then I unwrapped it and found out it had some kind of birth defect. I'm so bummed out now.
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>>33895351
Hoe don’t do it
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>>33895346
Yes. Your hair is receding.
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>>33895354
Neither, death to all trannies and feminine men
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>>33895354
M
Lifelong celibacy
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>>33895357
my mistake
oh man! the urge to self harm is strong today*
I wasn't talking to men
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Since everything is but an apparition,
Perfect in being what it is,
Having nothing to do with good and bad,
Acceptance or rejection,
You might as well burst out laughing!
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>>33895351
Have you tried the rubber band thing?
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>>33895362
It is, somewhat.
>>33895365
I didn’t mean that in a legitimately misogynistic way + pls don’t do it
>>33895369
I found a lot of success with that one.
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>>33895331
>>33895355
>they're not interested in picking apart your sexual fantasies unless they have some kind of clinical significance
They have. I'm still not sure whether I want to go or not, though. It's not like it's messing with my life too much. I just feel like I've lost all the boundaries I ever had regarding various things, but I still contain myself somewhat, so maybe it's not that bad a problem.
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>>33895369
yeah, it doesn't help if anything it makes me want the real thing even more
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>>33895356
M or F?
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>>33895373
>I didn’t mean that in a legitimately misogynistic way + pls don’t do it
I won't do it I need to get ready for work I'm just saying the urge is very strong today
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>>33895356
>birth defect
that seems harsh man. it's just sugar that was hot once, could have ended up in any shape. it wasn't uniform like the others, instead it was unique, so it becomes a novel experience to eat. I don't know how you can be UPSET while eating candy. Like how fucking privileged.
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>>33895373
>It is, somewhat.
Aw, I was kinda shitting you. Unironically, cut it short. It'll look better.
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>>33895273
okay maybe not cuter and that's my random bias of the day but i'm fine with where we are just need him to be honest to his person, 'cause I need to focus and work on myself more too
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feels nice being 26 and not be balding, I have nice long hair, feels good ngl
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>>33895308
>every boid ever spamming sydney pics
what is the collective male obsession with this mid fake blonde?
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>>33895389
I don't get it, I think she's ugly
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>>33895382
It does still look pretty good, but I am getting a bit of a widow’s peak. But you’re right, probably.
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>>33895389
Very uninterested in the contrarians pretending she isn't hot as hell.
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I need to stop drinking coffee. It makes my poop all gross and then it takes forever to wipe and sometimes I wipe for so long that the toilet paper will have a small streak of blood and hurt when I wipe more even if there’s still poop :(. I’m swearing off coffee fuck this
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>>33895389
Vocal minority.
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I hate blondes the two blondes I dated were fucking insane
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>>33895374
>They have.
Unless it's a fetish that compels you to engage in criminal behavior it likely doesn't, not from a clinical standpoint.
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>>33895389
M
I don’t think I’m 20-something enough to understand it either. Been a while since I’ve seen a young actress get shilled this aggressively.
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>>33895396
I drink nothing but coffee (I don't even eat) and this doesn't happen to me
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>>33895379
Lol. First world problems. I'm lucky if I get a Vero Elotes.
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>>33895388
>there is a 50% chance that your mother inherited the baldness-associated variant of this gene from her father, your maternal grandfather.
>81.5% of sons with hair loss had fathers who were also bald

so grandpa was bald so that means my chances of being bald is high but I don't know what my father balding status would be, but I'm twenty eighteen and still have all my hair so maybe I won!
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I have a huge crush on a blonde rn
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women, why don't you look like this?
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>saved to my *fat hands* atoga folder
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>>33895389
Whorish behaviour.
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>>33895351
Same
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>>33895402
>I don't even eat
Of course your shits are going to be different.
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>>33895413
how do you deal with this?
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>>33895416
Bang my head against the wall, usually.
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>>33895415
have you tried not eating :)
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>>33895394
>Very uninterested in the contrarians pretending she isn't hot as hell.
this. also her presence seems to make many foids seethe and that's just entertaining
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>>33895396
That sucks. It doesn’t do that to me either
Do you get enough fiber?
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Women
Have you asked your bf to dress up in a sexy outfit for you? What was it?
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>>33895418
I meant how do you stop yourself from self harming D:
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>>33895396
How much water do you drink?
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>>33895419
I shit so I don't have to feel like shit.
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>>33895410
My hair is longer, and I don't have dirt on my face. Also I don't own clothes like that.
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>>33895410
why can't you just look like niko from gta iv, anon
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>>33895426
I don't feel like shit when I don't eat
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>>33895424
Oh, geez, sorry. Not very good at that part. Sometimes I can distract myself with chores until the shame at the thought of another gay ass scar is greater than the need to cut.
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>>33895429
Why can’t femanons look like Midna from Twilight Princess (imp form)
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I’m sure if you keep digging you’ll find me.
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>>33895428
>dirt
I think those are supposed to be freckles
>>33895429
ugly? I'm already ugly
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>>33895434
Digging in my nose you mean, since you’re nothing but a booger
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>>33894804
what did she do to make you love her that much you can find a new woman
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>>33895407
My grandfathers and father weren't bald, but I started balding at 28. It turns out there was a reason I was a sex machine, my hormone tests showed I had double the testosterone of the upper limit. So now I'm on dut, which made me go from a sex machine to a sissy, because it lowered my testosterone levels, but at least I have my hair.
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i sense a jealous uggo >>33895436
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>>33895420
Just remarkable
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>>33895431
I see, well I guess work would be distracting enough, hope I can hold on until I go to work though, (still 4 hours until I have to go)
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>>33895440
she was the first person to love me, or so I thought
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>>33895446
Clean your baseboards. Almost nobody does, it's a good distraction.
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>>33895444
sorry sorry didn't mean it like that, I just don't know what's considered ugly or handsome for women
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Yearnin’
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I have one clean shirt. Do I tank work with this one clean shirt today, or do laundry?
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Men
Thoughts on thong bikinis?
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>>33895422
I’m not sure desu, probably not
>>33895425
If I had to quantify it, maybe 3/4 of a gallon
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>>33895460
don't like them
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>>33895460
Would
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>>33895460
Not wearing that.
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>>33895445
God damn.
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>>33895460
M
Reminds me of my mother
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so what do women consider a good looking face? I believe I'm hideous but a couple of girls have said I'm cute do they just have bad taste in men?
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>>33895467
What
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>>33895461
>I’m not sure desu, probably not
I’m sure that’s what’s up. What you’re describing is exactly what happens when you’re not getting enough of it, and it’s being made worse by the laxative effects of the coffee
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>>33895460
They're really sexy but I wouldn't be happy if I was raising a daughter in a world where they're normalized.
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>>33895468
Women consider 'cute' an insult.
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>>33895468
6+ foot
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Have you guys tried the new redbull yet? I think it tastes pretty good
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Is it possible to buy just a new one of these power banks and not other end? I don’t need that part.
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>>33895420
It boggles the foid mind that men like friendly girls who smile
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>>33895460
They don’t leave much to the imagination. I can’t really see myself with a woman who wears them to the beach.
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>>33895469
She was a bi slut in her youth, just like I turned out. When I was six, I didn't get it, but after I grew up, I understood what those sleepovers with her girlfriends were and why they moaned while nude in bed.
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It's a cycle
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>>33895459
Why not both? Just do the laundry after work.
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>>33895483
Ah you’re that Russian twink guy? Makes a lot of sense. That’s so fucked up. No wonder.
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>>33895474
mind raped by the height meme
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>>33895461
Are you a man or a woman?
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>>33895473
No, but lots of us use it as a polite lie. It means "no/not to me, but I don't want to hurt your feelings."
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>>33895487
I work nights and I do laundry at my moms.
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>>33894629
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>>33895501
Ah. If you’ve got the time, you might as well go do laundry.
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>>33895505
Thanks anon.
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>>33895489
>That’s so fucked up.
Well, I still love her and I understand. Like, she was a proper girl, getting pregnant at 18 by her childhood friend, and after the divorce she wanted to go wild. In the end, she became a better mother, but I had already turned out a hypersexual bi femboy, so what's done is done.
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>>33895460
I want my gf to wear them in private. Only for me.
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>>33894629
You could post this image as a thread to /v/ with a smarmy sentence or two about Woke and immediately get hundreds of replies
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>>33895486
The picture on the right was taken in 2015
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>>33895501
>I do laundry at my mom's
I remember passing out multiple times while trying to do laundry at the laundromat while I was working 100 hours a week in rotating shift work and trying to keep up with laundry. anything is possible if you're willing to risk a little bit of brain damage
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I hate that only men have ever called me handsome
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>>33895511
Don't you want to show her off to other males? I thought moids love this shit
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>>33895523
M
Ohhhhh that is fucked up
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>>33895523
Post mouth
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>>33895521
It was actually my mom’s idea for me to bring my laundry to her place.
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>>33895524
any moids who are into showing it off to other moids are fucked in the head. making other women seethe on the other hand- that's the best.
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>>33895526
how over is it for me?
>>33895527
what? why?
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>>33895524
Not him but fuck no lol
That’s what the ring is for
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>>33895483
>>33895510
бляхa мyхa, eщё oдин пидapac
>>
State gender.
How satisfied are you with your sex life 1/10?
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>>33895524
No not really. Not me.
I like it if she dresses modest in public but dresses super slutty in private.
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>>33895534
F
0
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>>33895534
I'll tell you once I get one (if I get one)
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I'm a really autistic wizard but I was wondering if most people just bluntly ask for nudity from their partner? because that seems rather boring and also quite pressuring. Is there an indirect and more interesting/fun way to ask? I'm not really interested in "nudes", more like playful flashing in person or video chat.

Maybe it's too complex to bluntly answer.
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>>33895531
Not over, but that is shitty
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>>33895534
M
while I was in a relationship, it was 5/10
while I'm out of a relationship, it's 5/10
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>>33895531
>what? why?
>he doesn't know
Someone missed the last thread...
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>>33895486
*reads nietzsche* Christianity is leftism>>33895483
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>>33895528
Codependency, then?
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>>33895546
yes qrd?
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>>33895523
M
Hello handsome ;)
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>>33895523
>>33895526
I completely misread this—I thought this was a woman saying that men have only ever called her handsome
>>33895531
Very far from over in light of this, most likely
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>>33895497
Is that why women get angery when I call them cute?
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>>33895497
when do you use this lie? when he asks you what you think about his looks?
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>>33895534
M
0, currently nonexistent
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>>33895470
Got it, I’ll start eating more fiber. What’s a good high fiber food that I should add to my daily diet?
>>33895492
Man
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>>33895554
please stop
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>>33895534
M
10/10
No sex life, no problem
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>>33895559
>What’s a good high fiber food that I should add to my daily diet?
Leafy greens and whole grains. You could also take supplements.
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>>33895559
Lima beans
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>>33895534
M
9/10
My wife is awesome. Just wish she'd be a little more dominant sometimes.
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>>33895566
>You could also take supplements.
nta those gave me constipation.
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>>33895548
Maybe on her part. I’ve been independent since 19. I don’t mind going over, and it fills my mom’s cup to provide like that.
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>>33895515
It's a cycle
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>>33895551
big mouth = big gay
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>>33895510
No wonder you think relationships are meaningless, no one ever showed you any different.
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>>33895577
big mouth as in big lips or wide mouth? I think mine is medium sized, how do you measure mouths?
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>>33895534
m
1/10
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women do you like listening to harsh noise/industrial music?
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Anyone else itt suffer from the human condition?
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>>33895587
you mean being alive? yes
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>>33895581
I don't know. The thread didn't get that far into the discussion. On o hand, big lips equate to "dick sucking lips," but on the other hand, a larger mouth can fit more in it.
>>
TO JOIN THE BLACK PARADE
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>>33895585
my wife did...
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>>33895591
Just checkin’
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gooner goon goon goonery goon goonerific
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>>33895541
depends a lot
as a bi GAWD
>Men
Will show you their ass and balls before speaking to you. Literally all the time. Its why I don't bother dating men much; they make the sluttiest of women look tame, and this is completely normalized in the gay "community"
>Women
Varies a lot more. Some women will be like "bought some new panties :)))", so you say "can I see them" and maybe get a nice upskirt. maybe she gets offended. maybe she gets 'offended', but is actually just being a brat and wants you to push more. maybe she's doing that, then changes her mind and now considers you creepy because she couldn't make her mind up
other woman you can literally just say "show us ur bobs" and they'll give a boob pic, usually the kind who drink a lot
some girls have really low self-esteem and will send pics like this without being asked for validation (this is the same reason so many gay dudes do it btw, so much of gay society is a grasp for validation)
and some simply wont engage in this

tldr;
men are sluts
women range from puritans to actual schizos
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>>33895594
I remember reading those posts when they were the new hotness :-)
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>>33895593
I-Is that why gay people approach me much more than women do?
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>>33895605
You are old! I remember listening to it on a tiny little shit mp3 player on the bus.
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Men, what exactly makes sex with a bpdemon better than sex with a normal woman?
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>>33895606
Probably not.
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>>33895598
and uh were you going to say something else?
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>>33895609
Pisses harder
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>>33895556
For women, it can be seen as a consolation - you're not beautiful, or sexy, you're just cute.
>>33895557
Yeah, or "not my type" or I compliment a specific trait. People are too sensitive to rejection/honesty that isn't complimentary.
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>>33895609
They learn you perfectly to manipulate you. Their entire life depends on it, literally.
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>>33895609
Bpdemons have a paranormal pull. They're a living curse.
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>>33895449
why not just have a conversation with her and tell her you still love her and want her back
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Did we grow up a bit differently?
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>>33895616
See, so it's an insult either way. Like I said.
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>>33895609
they actually know how to suck dick
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>>33895612
no?
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>>33895620
>marceline
>everything went her way
Dude what lmfao
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has anyone else ever been weirded out by how much some people like to give pleasure
like they're sucking you off and moaning and they wanted to do this and its like
the fuck u get out of this
whats going on in your head
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>>33895621
I don't think it's an insult, it's meant to avoid insult.
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>>33895616
>Yeah, or "not my type" or I compliment a specific trait. People are too sensitive to rejection/honesty that isn't complimentary.
I see, one girl just said I was cute I wasn't asking and the other was already my gf was she also lying?
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>>33895620
I don't know any of those characters
>t. 26
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wimin, what is the goofiest reaction a guy has ever had when he came?
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>>33895628
Maybe but it’s awesome regardless.
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>>33895609
it's not just the sex it's the fact they like how obsessive I am
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>>33895629
You're basically using it the same way on men as you interpret it when it's used on you.
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>>33895486
The trans trend is over, less people have been identifying as transgender for 3 years in a row now. The new religion is Palestinismo (communism + reverence for the boot of islam)
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>>33895630
If it's unprompted it's likely honest.
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>>33895628
I like eating a girl out because it's hot
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>>33895623
I thought you were gonna say something else because of the ellipsis
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>>33895608
My tiny shitty mp3 player was full of soundtrack rips I downloaded from Galbadia Hotel and my dad’s CD collection lol
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>>33895628
It is a bit weird, as one of those people. I get more arousal from giving pleasure than I do from getting it, it’s strange.
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>>33895638
Yes, and?
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>>33895642
i'm not very good at grammar.
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>>33895646
And you basically just told my you consider that an insult.
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>>33895647
don't worry about it you're just being yourself :)
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>>33895628
>the fuck u get out of this
Watching a woman I love melt into a puddle and generally forget how to be a human for a few minutes
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>>33895603
>bi
Do you fuck twinks or hunks?
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ahh ahh I'm gonna sneeze I'm gonna sneeze ahhhh
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>>33895653
Lewd
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>>33895628
I think those people are deathly afraid of being alone and think that if they do that they won't get dumped
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>>33895645
How do I find someone like you?
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>>33895648
No, I said it was used to avoid insult. Just because it's not the compliment you want to hear, doesn't make it an insult. Everyone wants to be told they're beautiful/handsome. Not everyone is.
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>>33895652
Men, obviously
>twinks
women are just the same thing but better
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>found a girl on twitter who posts on edtwt
>she posted something about a male classmate from tiktok
>I looked around her followers page and found who she posted about
>screenshotted it and posted on tiktok for that person to see
>she now says that basically all her classmates know now
Should I tell her school too lol? Someone who was friends with the boy exposed what school they go to without me even asking about it. She’s from Belgium.
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>>33895656
uwahh it's everywhere >_<
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>>33895639
>The new religion is Palestinismo (communism + reverence for the boot of islam)
Is this the one about shocking your dogs?
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>>33895658
Look for people who do acts of service. People who volunteer, maybe? That’d be my guess. I helped a nice woman carry a desk up some stairs today.
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>>33895662
o_o g-gezundheit…
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I like listening to the silent hill trilogy ost to sleep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHHEg2x86dM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxthTtfaHrE
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>>33895665
Oh shit so that’s why I’m like that ahaha
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>>33895659
If women react to it as if it's an insult, I have to understand that meaning you take it as an insult.
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>>33895669
Lol, maybe! Now to find someone who loves to be pleased.
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>>33895659
>Just because it's not the compliment you want to hear, doesn't make it an insult
If someone takes something as an insult, it’s a fucking insult.
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>>33895667
thanks >///< now I have to clean up this mess
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>>33895663
Yea
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>>33895449
sounds narcissistic to want someone because they were the first person to love you. You don’t want them because of who they are but because they loved yoy
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>>33895662
Do they not have tissues where you live?
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>>33895675
I’m trying! I think I have one on the line
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>>33895665
Interesting.
Helpful girls…
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>>33895661
What school? I’ll tell them that a creep from, 4chan is watching a kid online. She most likely posts body checks too. Wtf are you even on there for??
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>>33895661
Why are you messing with those kids? Let them be.
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>>33895671
Ok.
>>33895677
I can understand this perspective. What should one do to avoid insulting someone when asked if they're attractive when they're not?
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>>33895680
why are you twisting my words? obviously I also liked her for who she was
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>>33895678
Filthy stuff anon
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Looks like its going to be another lonely winter
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>>33895677
lol what a sensitive little faggot
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>>33895680
That’s the dumbest post on here…
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As someone diagnosed as "midly sociopathic", even I can relate to heart break, anony
Poor heartless anons not knowing the feel of the soul
poor poor anons
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>>33895687
And why is he posting about it here, of all places? Very weird.
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>>33895684
no, I live in mars
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>>33895628
I like sucking cock or licking pussy. It's all about giving pleasure. That's also why I act like I'm feeling pleasure when a girl sucks my cock, even if she's extremely bad at it. A big part of sex is mental anyway. I could make myself feel better with my toys than with most, but not all, people I've had sex with. But the thought of fucking or being fucked is just that good.
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>>33895699
Good chance that anon went through some shit from someone who was limerent with them.
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>>33895698
Stfu cunty little nigger
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woah now that I've lost a lot of weight my cock looks huge
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Something I notice is women have tits
Thinks?
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>>33895628
Lmao this is the most incel post I’ve seen today
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Why are you Protestant?
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>>33895711
Brave of you to ban evade with your name on.
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>>33895710
The tit of the woman is tit, and I notice it. Nipples as well
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>>33895698
Too many sensitive faggots posting here need the cull the simps daily
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Women, does nutscapping turn you o?
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>>33895708
lol he's mad everybody point and laugh at him
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>>33895717
They are all laughing at (You)
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>BUy a shitty chinese sandbag
>it sucka
>Get refunda
>Get proper sandbag (100 kg) for same price from weirdly cheap reputable shop
>Its actually not even heavy
This is the weirdest feel
I'm objectively strong but I still look like a twig
Do women like strong twigs
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>>33895717
You need to grow up… Ignoring
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>>33895719
Who the fuck buys sand
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>>33895719
yes
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>>33895659
What's weird is I've called women flatly not attractive to their face and they've just seemingly got... more into me from it. Like they can't comprehend I'm serious or something.
I even got flashed once from a girl who had the most mid face ever because she didn't think I'd say her tits aren't cute (she was right)
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>>33895721
I thought you were super masculine and handy and work hard n shit? You never needed to use sand for a construction project?
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>>33895725
Men do the same but amplified by x100 lol. Being a simp is very common but never a good idea.
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>>33895719
M
It's the other way around. Women don't understand the concept of strength as well as men do. For them, it's all about 'feel' rather than actual strength. And that 'feel' basically consists of a man's size and/or some edgy features, like a wolf tattoo.
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From the river
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>>33895018
M
Honestly 70
Everything i try seems to just fucking work out
My only problems is being too afraid to try
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>>33895704
>in
How tight is it inside a planet?
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>>33895719
>weirdly cheap "reputable" shop
>100 kg
>actually not even heavy
Did you weigh it?
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Why does going out with a black/african woman feel different than dating with a white/asian/hispanic woman? I can't explain how, it just is.
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>>33895736
I poured the 100kg of sand into it
And weighed those bags
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>>33895728
No because we use pumps to get rid of sea water, sandbags are for disaster preppers
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>>33895734
mars is hollow actually, it's full of spiders though
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>>33895741
Muhfuggin Bowie reference
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>>33895732
>From the river *ACK*
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>>33895737
I assume it has something to do with their personality
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>>33895738
Oh, and on the off chance anyone is interested, it was a "strongman carry bag" from "assasssingoods"
Although they're actually on black sale now, so I could have got it even cheaper
For some reason they're much cheaper than all their other bags, despite it so far holding up completely fine to any abuse I throw at it
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>>33895741
Are you a spider queen?
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Can I go to a pub alone and ask a girl out there?
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>>33895746
Full support sir
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I want to be the first human to have sex on Mars. But whom would scientists consider the first, me or the woman I'd have sex with?
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>>33895738
You should’ve read the weight capacity on the outside of the bad, if it doesn’t have a maximum weight load then you shouldn’t be using it
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>>33895389
She's good looking from the neck down,which is all that matters
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>>33895750
Why would you ask women to get out of the pub?
That is so rude...
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See, I believe the human biological self is an illusion at best.

Think about this. If humans had access to true weapons of mass destruction like bombs the size of planets, wouldn't that suggest our sense of self is just God experiencing itself?

All logical thought experiments lead to the self being God.

The fact that my sentience and consciousness can arrive at such a conclusion means that it is almost certainly true.
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>>33895750
No this makes mustard gas
Yes, anon.
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>>33895751
No.1 ally saars
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>>33895750
>>33895755
MY brother does this all the time but he's also extremely personable
But he's a manlet and has no issues getting laid either doing this or fucking his customers (taxi driver btw)
He's not even in good shape, its just pure personality carrying him
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>>33895744
yes :)
I was also partially referencing those annoying spider enemies from doom 3
>>33895749
no but would love to have sex with one
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>>33895759
>taxi driver
Oh no I see where this is going
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>>33895750
You can talk to people anywhere, anytime. Once I actually understood this concept, my life became much better.
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>>33895752
I'd rather have sex in space. Imagine cumming from a handjob in zero g and then she goes around trying to catch your slowly floating load into her mouth like it's a game. Or her blowing it back at you lol. There's a lot of room for new sexual humor in space.
>>33895750
ymmv, but you can try.
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>>33895756
This is fundamental saar xope
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>>33895746
>that logo
Lol is there seriously an Israeli auto brand called merkaba
Corniest nation on Earth
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>>33895763
This.
Just had a lovely convo with my neighbor from the comfort of the hole I dug under her bed to spy on her
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does a man really love you if he wont let you make out with his armpits
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>>33895755
>>33895757
>>33895759
>>33895763
>>33895765
Thank you all very much for these helpful and encouraging responses.
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>>33895609
Because they actually have sex with you instead of being too tired/stressed/not feeling it/feel gross/excuses ad infinitum
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>>33895773
no he doesn't
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>>33895773
I would let my gf do this honestly
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>>33895765
>I'd rather have sex in space
Yes, this too. It's a shame it's only possible inside a space station and not in open space. But it's actually a good idea for the final destination - the last cum.
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>>33895773
Would you mind me asking why you want to slobber on my hairy pits
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When will I get over the anonymous slut who stole my first time and my heart?
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>>33895773
can you anons please stop reminding me of my ex please?
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>>33895783
You could always make one large spacesuit.
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>>33895773
I'm getting ticklish just reading this.
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>>33895774
You’re very welcome.
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A question to the girls, if you wanted to hint to a guy he's in the friend zone would you start mentioning the other times other dudes mistook your friendship for something else?
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>>33895785
I fear that this might be my future
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>>33895776
What if I really am tired, stressed or feeling gross?
Also bpdemons should feel gross because they are
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>>33895788
>could always make one large spacesuit.
Large spacesuit is basically a small station, ykwim
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>>33895752
Scientists would consider you two be the first two people to have sex on mars. Because it takes a modicum of intelligence to be a scientist.
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BPD women are the superior type of woman, normal women hate them because they're jealous
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Large spacesuit the size of a small spacesuit
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>>33895785
>anonymous slut
>stole my first time
Be honest, you gave it away.
You only have yourself to blame.
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women do you prefer small hands or big hands on men?
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>>33895795
I think the fear is enough of a sign that it won’t be your future
I look at teledildonics and can’t imagine putting my dick anywhere near them. What if Judgement Day happens while I’m ‘batin
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>men are eternal simps and are most attracted to you when you act mean/cold
This isn't surpring, it's a universal truth
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>>33895802
Yeah, you're right, it was a stupid question. It's about a non-scientist who definitely wouldn't be able to count to two, so it would be either me and some chick, or her and some dick.
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>>33895798
I dont know what I'm talking about, I'm a virgin disregard what I said
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>>33895815
Then you will be the first one to join the war.
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>>33895819
Rare humble admission of wrongness from anon
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>>33895812
There's no way I could've refused, it would've hurt her self esteem
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>>33895785
Imagine if your dick slipped out and it kept hammering.
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>>33895822
I thought you mean Judgement day, the day when the machines rise up and rip your penis off during bation
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>>33895813
not overly big, but big hands are attractive sure. my distant work crush has small hands though and i find it cute/fascinating.
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>>33895816
Im most attracted to women who are conventionally attractive with large breasts
How she "acts" is not taken into account
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*grabs my cock with both hands* :3
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Femanons will *never* ask what my hands look like, what my eyes look like or what my voice sounds like. It’s ogre
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>>33895829
I see, guess it's different for everybody
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>>33895825
I get the feeling this slut wasn't so anonymous after all.
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>>33895832
I've been asked before and I'm not even trying, but I don't think it means anything
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>>33895835
Pretty cool of anon to call his internet friend an anonymous slut behind her back
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>>33895832
stfu
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>>33895832
Post all three
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>>33895835
If you don't know someone's name they're anonymous to you
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>>33895839
You wish I was DEAD
>>33895841
Doesn’t count
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Next thread
>>33895843
>>33895843
>>33895843
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>>33895830
>>33895816
I like girls who are confident and kind
Meanness turns me off
A lot
Like 100%, actively dislike
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>>33895816
Women must be able to relate to this feeling? When they see a tall broad guy but then turns out he has no personality
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>>33895813
I don’t care
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>>33895785
I have a fun story about it. Mine wasn't fun. I just had sex with a random chick I don't remember in the toilet at a local club.
But I had a classmate, and when he turned 16, his friends decided that him being a virgin was enough. On his birthday, they took him to a local rave where he successfully hooked up with a girl, but when they went to the toilet, he couldn't get hard.
His friends weren't satisfied with the result, so afterward, they went to his house and ordered him a prostitute. In the end, after some time, he was able to have sex with her.
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>>33895793
Why would I need to hint to a friend that they are a friend?
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>>33895759
>But he's a manlet and has no issues getting laid either doing this or fucking his customers (taxi driver btw)
Why do you people say this like he's winning? He's a manlet and has to put in 100x as much effort as a tall Chad who gets bitches by just existing? He's just a desperate manlet who has to make up for his height by talking. That's pathetic, not a flex.
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>>33895861
She's dealt with a lot of dudes who mistook her friendships for something else
I don't wanna be that dude
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Girls,
if you blocked a guy you fucked for 3 months and told how much you loved him and cooked for him and promised future happenings with, how long will he stay in that list of indian scammers? I'm on 4 of those lists with this one girl. I didn't cheat, call her names. She just had to move away and I wanted to me with her.
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>>33895878
That’s never going away
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>>33895816
Sometimes this level of sassy attitude means that she likes you
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>>33893625
Depends on the woman. My gf is absolutely sex obsessed and wants to have me fuck her all night until she passes out, and she wants that every night I see her. I'm physically exhausted and kind of losing interest in sex desu, too much of a good thing maybe.
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I am warning you, tomorrow I enter the extra horny phase of semen retention and I will not be stopped
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did I ruin my relationship by telling a girl I missed her? She was obsessed with my dick, mind you. We would have sex constantly. She never said it to me.
I just want to make sure if I should avoid saying it in the future. I only started to say it after she told me she loved me.



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