In this thread, we ask the opposite gender anything!This thread doesn't have any thread-specific rules. That said, while you *can* ask anything, there are some topics that have entire boards dedicated to them, so you might be better off posting there. For example:>>>/pol/ for politics,>>>/lgbt/ for LGBT issues,>>>/r9k/ for incel rants,>>>/b/ for blog posts that are obvious works of fiction.To filter namefags and more:https://www.4chan-x.net/Also, we're on /adv/ and the /adv/ board *does* have rules. So, no NSFW images, no signatures, no avatar posting, no posting personal information or contact details, no racism, and no trolling or ragebait, etc. (If you want to post a picture of yourself or a Discord handle, post it in the ATOGA thread on /soc/ and link to that post from here).Finally, we would appreciate it if you didn't start a new thread unless the old one has either reached page 9 or the image count is in the 140s!Last time, on Togieball Z: >>33884503 & >>33887637
Natural Born Killers, that movie was fucking cursed.
Women, why are you so dangerous?
Why did the last thread get suddenly archived?
>>33889525how many licks does it take to get to tbe center of a tootsie pop?
>>33889532There were too many rapists and molesters in that thread.
GenderI want to try dressing like the guy in the OP's pic. What's your opinion? Will I be a magnet for hot bitches?
Women, is it seriously demoralizing to be here?
>>33889532>>33889535
>>33889525>>33889536I want those sunglasses.
Why is companionship so hard?Everytime I see couples fighting it mames me want to die alone. How do you stand somebody that acts like a kindergartener?
>>33889539Not that thread. The other one that was active between that one and this one, that got archived on page 6.
>>33889539This one: >>33887637
>>33889530if by cursed you mean peak then yes
>>33889532Maybe one of the atoga anons became a janny and he's pranking us
>>33889531I hope you die from it but unfortunately you will never get anyone to let you near their pussy
>>33889530NBK, thought it originally meant ___ burger king (i swear i am NOT a fatty)
I love (you) :)
>>33889559>i swear i am NOT a fattyproof?
>>33889559You can say nigger here if u want anon
>>33889388>I thought edging was just masturbating for a long time.The way you achieve that is by pacing yourself and backing off or pausing when you're close to coming. You're trying to maintain balance on the edge of coming or losing control. Typically for the purpose of prolonging pleasure.>Like I got told that schlicking for hours without being able to get off was technically edging.I would definitely say that's wrong. I wouldn't call that edging if you're unable to reach that edge.
>>33889534really? well looks like i missed them lol.
>>33889561Dont lie
>>33889562haha, i am not sending a photo. i am not an idiot.>>33889566NIGGER
>my ex was abusiveWhy do foids say this expecting sympathy? You're just telling me that you were a dumb cunt who didn't pick a good man to date. You reap what you sow.
>>33889554>I hope you dieWow, rude.
>>33889575same goes for men and their "crazy ex"
>>33889581>men and their "crazy ex"Never heard it
>>33889581Men aren't in a position to choose.
>>33889584How unmanly.
Why foids are beautiful, but moids are some kind of animalistic monsters?
>>33889584how embarrassing for them, lolwhy would I want a man that had to take what he could get?
>>33889587its just a frog
>>33889584Speak for yourself…
>>33889586>yet another foid enforcing toxic masculinitywow
>>33889586>>33889590That's literally 99% of men if you disregard the celebs and tall Chads. Men with options will always cheat because the same tits and same pussy gets boring the same way eating rice every day would get boring.
>>33889594not everything that offends you is toxic, sometimes it's really just you being a loser
>>33889595moid fingers
>>33889594>>33889598She’s right.
>>33889595why would I disregard the only desirable men? you should get your brain checked, something's wrong with it
>>33889594>>33889595Desperation.
The femcel to gf pipeline
Isn't this still too early for you to start samefagging?
>>33889587The greater male variability hypothesis. The feminine form is a set of standards, and anything that does not meet them is automatically treated as masculine.
>>33889525Is it better to be jacked or skinny at 5'7 if I'm trying to attract women?
>>33889611skinnyjacket manlet is trying too hard
>>33889610Women, which of these guys would you fuck?
I think women are committing a hate crime by not giving me sex
>>33889610picrel might have been true 20 years ago but not now
>>33889612What if I'm just very lean? Like 160lbs shredded and not 190 bulked up
>>33889618stay lean definitely
>>33889615It is what it is
>>33889610honestly non, they all look insufferable >>33889611skinny>>33889614correct
>>33889611It doesn't matter because she will still dump you for a taller guy.
I don't want to be fixed I want my gf to love me the way I am I want us to be terrible together and maybe eventually commit suicide together <3
>>33889621>Ignores Brigette and Zarya I also wish we had more small hot women in games. Every woman is 5'3-5'10 it seems
>>33889621to be fair, it was the older version, but still
>>33889623So be it. How do I get one to start with?
Women: if I ask you out, but you're not single, what do you say, and how am I supposed to respond?
>>33889631If you have to ask, it's not gonna happen unless you really drop your standards and go for an ugly bitch or a fatty.
>>33889627the fixing isn't for you, it's because if you don't get fixed you're going to drain her and make her miserable
>"Sorry anon, I'm just not ready for a relationship right now"Is "Yeah, you're right" the right response?
>>33889634just don't ask anyone out because women either have a bf or don't want one, you can only lose
>>33889641Maybe but I've had decent looking women be attracted to me before, I'm at least a 4 or so
I wanna be your sexbot
>>33889644"so we're fbs then, right?"
>>33889644low quality rage bait
>>33889644>Y-you too
Star genderWould you date someone who was living a degenerate lifestyle before meeting you but seeems to have “mellowed out” since meeting you?I’m talking drugs, late night clubs, hookups, naked parties, etc every 1-2 weeks degeneracy, not diddy degeneracy
>>33889666f, pass
>>33889666Mnah
>>33889666MYou're describing me, except I haven't 'mellowed out' and don't plan to. So yeah, I would, but monogamy is for cucks, so it'd have to be an open marriage or something.
>>33889666I'm ok with drugs but hookups is where I draw the line
>>33889666Surehttps://youtu.be/xiHLDRpOQ9Y?si=0mtp8oT5QwMmtAhR
>>33889674>monogamy is for cuckswords don't mean anything anymore
>>33889677lol exact opposite. Well, I guess it depends. If you tell me you experimented with drugs I probably won’t care. But if you tell me you’re like, a regular pill popper or coke user I’ll probably stay away. I don’t want to date a functioning addict but I’d date a girl who regularly sleeps around.
>>33889651You and every other moid
>>33889666MYeah. I think getting too hung up on the past would only be unnecessarily sabotaging myself. As long as I like who she is now.
I don't do drugs on my own, that's stupid. But if someone offered me something at a party... well, that's different.
>>33889682well I just say that because my ex used to do drugs but I won't lie, it did bother me a bit but not enough that it was a deal breaker.
>>33889674To each their own. I would not want to share my special person
>>33889690But do you think that person will give up up the degenerate lifestyle so easily? I guess the question is how easily can stuff be put to the past, because wouldn’t you assume they’d still eventually end up trying to live the degen life while dating you?? Maybe they wouldn’t cheat but they’d still be around all that stuff.
I don't like that I was name after a rapist from the bible
>>33889687Anons getting a big head over there by the sounds of it
>>33889681>words don't mean anything anymoreYou can't 'cheat' if there are no rules against extramarital sex. Cheating only exists in monogamous relationships.
People online will cope with being fat by saying all men who like skinny women are pedos. My theory is that they only say that because the last time they weren't fat was when they were kids.
>>33889696that really doesn't narrow it down at all jesus
>>33889704I agree with this statement
>>33889704I’ve honestly never seen that, and I see women say a lot of bullshit. There is a lot of people tiptoeing around not wanting to date fat people because it’s mean to say “well, you’re fat, why would I want to date you”, but I don’t see women make up the pedo claim. They just say “don’t put down people”
I'm horny!
>>33889705I guess it really doesn't lmao
>>33889704On a side note, it is crazy how risky people balloon post college, some even post high school. The former hottest girl from my graduating class is like 50-100 pounds heavier. She carries the fat well , but it was crazy the first time I saw her again.
>>33889711*ejaculates in your direction* (careful my cumshots go really far
>>33889713It is crazy how fast* people balloon post college
>>33889695>But do you think that person will give up up the degenerate lifestyle so easily?By the premise of your question, yes.>because wouldn’t you assume they’d still eventually end up trying to live the degen life while dating youLike is said, it depends on who she is now. Or more accurately who I believe she is now. That's based on trust, and trust is built over time by getting to know a person.
>>33889710I've seen it plenty. People say white men are pedos because we don't want a mouthful of hair when we eat someone out and don't want to date an obese woman. If 4'10-5'11 and 19-30bmi is asking too much then idk what to tell you.Also white men put in place the highest age of consent laws on planet earth so I don;t wanna hear it
>>33889693I mean, I'd be okay with a relationship where only I'm free to sleep with others, while my wife is devoted only to me. But that's actually harder to set up than a simple open marriage.
>>33889713I remember coming back to my hometown and happening to see a girl I had a mild crush on in high school. Aside from the middle of her face (since the rest of it had expanded outward from fat), she was unrecognizable. It was like a big blob of fat had pulled itself over her whole body, leaving only the middle of her face exposed. She looked nothing like herself. It just seemed so sad.
a woman touched my shoulder at work, why?
>>33889713>people that don't know when to stop end up overdoing it nobody could have possibly predicted that
femanons, is it true that bras get sweeter-smelling the longer you go without washing them? also, how often do you wash your bras?
>>33889725A girl from my school who was obese (BMI 26) slimmed down after being bullied and became the hottest girl at uni.inb4: I'm not American, so BMI 26 is considered fat here.
>>33889728That’s the thing, I had no prior thought she’d become fat because she used to be a track athlete. She wasn’t the skinniest but to go from fit to fat munchkin in like 2 years is wild
>>33889734they just smell like unwashed clothesI wear a new one every day and wash them once a week
Getting fat or depressed is the start to every glow down
It is too early for me to be this horny
>>33889621pretty sure dva is the smallest woman in overwatchand what the other anon said
I always resented my parents because they have lots of photos of my brother when he was a baby and zero photos of me
>>33889738almost like the partying only doesn't do any damage until like age 17
>>33889750You the only other kid? M or F?
>>33889747I've been depressed all my life but I got extra depressed earlier this year and I'm losing weight because I decided to stop eating
think I'm actually gonna try no porn novemberI've already been off it for a week too so why not?
>>33889727they do that shitit means nothing
>>33889754Myeah I'm the only other kid, I'm the youngest brother
>>33889750nobody has time to take pics if you already have a toddler
>>33889758well they need to stop because I don't like it
>>33889759Frankly it probably was just >>33889760 if your brother isn’t much older than you
>>33889755>decided
>>33889759Try to see if your grandparents or relatives have any. My relatives do
I hate women.
I can't drink.I can't have sex.I can't masturbate.I should definitely become a monk at this point. A few months of this torture and I'd achieve enlightenment.
Femanons, do you have this problem?
>>33889747I skipped the get fat phase and went straight to depressed
One of my elderly female coworkers was getting rid of a bunch of samples of dish pods and told me to take them if my wife or mom could use them. At least one person doesn't think it's over for me
>>33889770Why can't you drink or masturbate? Both of those are within your power.
>>33889763is it also normal for your dad to spend a lot of time with him but not with me? >>33889767I mean that's not really my point my point is that my parents didn't care enough about me to take or keep pictures of me
Had a dream that I was pregnant
>>33889766Depression is a choice. Good thing it's trendy right now.
>>33889756You should do "no <anything> november".No alliterates with november so it must be proper, right?
>>33889766yep that's what I said
>>33889771US-bros, are they doing it to you intentionally? Are you waiting for a pendulum swing and mandatory rape rights for men?
>>33889779Who was the dad?
>>33889786No. I kinda just think "people" like that should be turned into nutrient paste or something.
>>33889778Have you ever tried to broach this subject with him before?
>>33889777I'm recovering from surgery, and I have a few more surgeries scheduled.
>>33889779That's quite gay, dude
Do you think men or women have a happier time being single?
>>33889795Women, clearly. Also women have an easier time getting laid which can help.
>>33889795MMen, probably. A lot of us seem to be more comfortable with dying childless than women are.
I once had a dream where a fetus came out of my penis I still remember the pain, there was a lot of blood
>>33889792Oh, rough. I'm getting surgery on Tuesday, and I'm not looking forward to the recovery.
>>33889795Men, women can't stay single. All these "femcels" switching from one boyfriend to another are proof of that.
Why did it break so much mens brains that dating wasn’t fair? Yes, your female looks match has probably slept with 20Men for relatively little effort while you’re still a virgin. Yes, you have to approach and put in extra work z But that’s the way of the world. Same way men have more testosterone and on average much stronger than women. And women much more estrogen and can push out babies.
>>33889790I gave up in trying to talk to him about anything, any time I tried to talk he would never take me serious or say I was just making things up or he would call me a faggot
>>33889795I don't think it's very gender specific.Maybe men, if women have a greater propensity for baby fever.
>>33889795I was happy being single until that semen demon came into my life, made me become obsessed with her and then abandoned me
>>33889802Ygmi
>>33889778maybe you were an annoying little shit that never did anything cute and constantly kept your parents in a state of exhaustion and frustration you seem to not have outgrown it
>>33889786nothing will ever happen
>>33889807based dad
I once had a dream where I met my soulmate. She was a mousy white woman.We were both standing up to our necks in a still body of water the size of a sea or ocean. Metal catwalks, oil fences and drilling platforms dotted the shallow ocean.We walked and talked about how we hoped to meet each other someday, and then I woke up.
>>33889815all I did was stay in my room alone because he didn't allow me to go outside and he was a drunk asshole so I was terrified of him
I might catch some flak for this but I think the term "pedo" is over used. I think it's very dangerous to water down the word by using it to describe things that aren't it. People seem to actively be looking for people to call pedo. Not liking body hair isn't pedo, liking smaller women isn't pedo, liking any adult woman isn't pedo no matter what she looks like.
>>33889805The problem isn't that it's unfair, it was that it seems impossible for many of us
>>33889827Doesn’t sound like a guy you should waste time seeking validation from, unfortunately.Situation wasn’t your fault. Life is often unfair.
>>33889830Nta but just stop putting so much value in dating, sex, and romance and change your perspective
>>33889827sounds like you were so annoying he had to get drunk the moment he had to be home
>>33889830Be honest with yourself. What do you have to offer, and what are you doing to make sure that you have something to offer?
>>33889829It's also really infantilizing to the people who possess those traits. Like imagine how a smaller woman feels when the people who like her are accused of liking children.
>>33889831yeah but I mean you get it right? you want validation from your parents growing up, I mean at this point I'm almost over it.>>33889835I was a quiet kid
>>33889829nobody calls those things pedo who arent delusional or saying it as a jokethe fact that you take it seriously means youre dumb
>>33889734Sweet smelling? Nope, wtf?I wash my bra if I've worn it for a full day
>>33889829ok pedo
>>33889839I totally get it, yes. You should stop replying to trolls.
Maleanons, how should we fix that?
>>33889839maybe after he had made sure you are scared enough to finally shut up and leave everyone else aloneplus you can annoy people even when you aren't loud, for example by not doing your chores or being ungrateful
>>33889848This graph I didn’t read looks like it has its hands on its hips and is about to give me a stern talking to
>>33889838It's like all those pictures and artwork of women people make trying to challenge beauty norms. Imagine looking like one of the women in those artworks and saying that you challenge what being beautiful means. Must feel awful
>>33889845>I totally get it, yes.I'm glad you get it>You should stop replying to trolls.I should but I can't help myself sometimes
>>33889848I really dont care about it much anymore. only 20% max of those men will reproduce anyways
>>33889824>She was a mousy white woman.Thats me
women why does my ex keep showing up in my dreams? why are you women like this? you abandon me but then you keep showing up in my dreams just to torture me EXPLAIN YOURSELVES
>>33889837Men of my generation have more to offer than the generation before us. That isn't the problem.>>33889833>just forget all the things you're supposed to want and biologically programmed to desire bro
>>33889860Huge if true. I had that dream when I was 15, so she was actually a girl and not a woman
I've had dreams about fighting off threats to my family a bunch recently. They always get away and I always die. I don't have a family
I've never dreamed of a soulmate, does that mean I don't have one
>>33889868yes
Shut the fuck up about your dreams, no one cares
>>33889864>Men of my generation have more to offer than the generation before us. That isn't the problem.You didn’t answer my question that was aimed at you, specifically. I’m also a man.
>>33889865Oh how old are you now
how come my brain knows what sex feels like if I've never had sex before? I've had sex dreams before I remember the feeling, is that perhaps a memory of a past life or something?
>>33889863you do it to yourself
>>33889873Think I'll just suggest that you kill yourself.
>>3388987530. You?
>>33889863You miss her
>>33889878no I don't :( I'm trying to forget her because it hurts too much but then she shows up in my dreams, make it stop please
>>33889879I guess I’ll take your answer to be something like “jack shit” or “fuck all”.
>>33889883just stop thinking about her what is stopping you
>>33889884Probably more than your entire family is worth.
>>33889883you keep talking about her itt too, you love to rub it in because then you feel justified in acting like a miserable fuck
>>33889881well yeah.>>33889886thats the thing, I stopped thinking about her and then I had a dream about her and became depressed again, thankfully it was just for a day and not for months like when she left me
If I ever get a husband, I want him to take me to all these locations. I fucking love art decohttps://architizer.com/blog/inspiration/collections/great-gatsby-architecture-15-rip-roaring-examples-of-art-deco/
>>33889888Amusingly, you might actually be wrong there. I think I can see why you might be involuntarily single; you sound like a real dipshit.
Do people who lost their virginity as 13-15 year old middle schoolers cringe at their past?
>>33889895yeah
>>3388988025 lol
>>33889895I do, but in a “ahhh youth” way. I think the best age to lose birthing is 16-21. Anything after 25 and you’re fucked
>>33889895YeahI was a stupid teenage girl in her "all boys are awesome" phase
>>33889898Lol hi stranger
>>33889900>Anything after 25 and you’re fuckedEven women?
>>33889894What kind of hard headed midwittery is this? This isn't even entertaining, it's just fucking stupid.Kill yourself, retard.
>>33889888>>33889894Okay, let's see who the richest /atoga/n is.Last time you went on a private jet?Last watch you bought? Last Bugatti you bought?
women appear in my dreams pretty frequentlyi dont know if theyre they are all the same woman or not in different forms thoughi can never recognize them upon awaking
>>33889907None of the above, but I am related to a multimillionaire. I, myself, am a brokeass lol.
>>33889904What else did she look like
>>33889905Yes, because it usually means you’re a abhorrent and ugly, a religious nut , or mentally ill
>>33889895Well it was cringy but I dont regret it
>>33889901what phase are you on currently?
>>33889914Do you live in the US?
>>33889919femcel phase lol
>>33889910nta but I have two multimillionaire families in my family and I'm broke af, why do you go around boasting about money you'll never get your fingers on? how cringe of you
>>33889911Freckly, dirty blonde hair. If that isn’t you, don’t think I’m not interested
>>33889921Yep
>>33889923is it fun?
>>33889926I only have a little freckles
>>33889928No
>>33889927Wonder if that mentality extends to any other country.
>>33889925I mean, he started it. I think this is the first time I’ve ever brought this up on 4chan.
>>33889921this is also true outside of the US
I don't like blondes despite the fact that the only 2 girls that have been interested in me were blondes I mean I don't dislike blondes but I think they're overrated
>>33889938whats your question for the opposite gender
>>33889934that sucks, I'm currently in my "I don't care anymore" phase
I attract bpd women, what is wrong with me?
>>33889937What country?
>>33889941It's just your own taste in women that you're denying, loser men are usually like this.
>>33889941you are low value and mentally ill
>>33889938You haven't seen a beautiful blonde then. They mog everyone.
>>33889941Idk, probably you're just a manwhore. Also bpdemons are based, they treat moids the way they deserve to be treated
>>33889932So did she, actually. They just stood out to me. You made me blush you cute fucker
>>33889948how is that?
>>33889944Norway
>>33889945>>33889946Damn, I gotta fix that>>33889948I'm not a whore
>>33889941>bpd womenThey're all that way, just most of them don't get the diagnosis.
>>33889814I know I will. I just hope the surgery actually works this time.
>>33889941Lucky you. I attract this crowd of proper virgin girls who want to marry me, but all I want is to pump and dump them.
>>33889953>I'm not a whore>except I let bpd women slurp on my penis all the time
>>33889877when i was a khhv i had a dream where i had a penis (i don't have and was not born with a penis) and was having very realistic sex with it, once i woke up i had to just sit there for a while bc it had felt so real and it was a weird feeling. i think our brains are just very good at creating dream scenarios that feel extremely realistic.
>>33889960you and anon should bag a girl and then secretly switch places
>>33889961I've had one bj ever, never had sex
>>33889962fucking idiot, you wouldn't know if it felt realistic if you've never experienced it
>>33889965slut
>>33889965Suuuuure thing manwhore
>>33889965>oral sex>not sex
Once the “sad about my ex” dreams had long since passed, I had an unusually vivid and borderline lucid dream where she was present.We were reenacting the scene of our first date, a walk through the park under the full moon. She was trying to tell me that our relationship wasn’t that bad, and I argued that it was actually, in fact, that bad. I awoke from the dream with the feeling that she would text me that day.Later that day, she texted me. She tried to invite herself over to my house and said that she was sorry for how things ended between us. It had been two years since I dumped her and about half a year since we last spoke. I asked her if she dreamt about me the night before and she said yes.She said she had a dream that were talking together in the park, under a full moon. I asked her if she remembered what we were talking about, and she lied and said no.
>>33889966that's the point weirdo, it felt realistic. same as the anon above. did you even read the post i was replying to lmao.
What signs should I look out for if I'm becoming a a loser?
>>33889949This is crazy weird lol
>>33889973Posting on 4chan
>>33889973you browse 4chanyou ask yourself if you are a loser
>>33889963They're boring, all they're into is some ancient 20th-century literature or classical music. I learned enough about it to follow the conversation, but it's still so fucking boring. They rarely let you fuck them on the first day, if at all, and the sex is boring. I'm into crazy, experienced sluts.
>>33889971Dreams are so crazy
>>33889973having no friends, expending all of your time on the internet, posting on anonymous chatrooms, having no hobbies, consuming only slop
>>33889947my ex was beautiful but I don't think her hair had anything to do with that
>>33889974Yeah sorry lmao
>>33889972so to you walking in high water also feels like realistic walking on the moon or what? lmfao
>>33889701You can tho. By like, not informing your partner and not wearing a condom to protect you from hoe disease and unwittingly infecting your partner. That is cheating, the boundaries are just different.
>>33889949>>33889974This is stupid. "Mousy woman with dirty blonde hair and freckles" literally describes millions of women, even if you limit it to a 10 year age range.
>>33889975>>33889978If I left would I still be?>>33889982I only do two of these, am I cooked?
>>33889973asking this question
>>33889984Why are you sorry>>33889987I know It's just funny
>>33889962maybe you were a man in a past life
>>33889985>nonsense replyLearn some reading comprehension next time before crying at me randomly lmaoo
>>33889987I am pretty sure that is a self reply chain
>>33889979every girl is a slut for the right man
>>33889939women, do you like cookies?
>>33889987It’s a funny coincidence.>>33889993Idk lol I’m embarrassing
>>33889990if you left forever and never returned, you might get A CHANCE and nothing more
>>33889998stop replying to me >>33890001sure but I like cookie dough better
>>33889971Now that I'm no longer around girls every day, my brain is showing me past situations in my dreams that I should have acted differently in.
>>33889986>not wearing a condom to protect you from hoe diseaseHow'd you know I like to go raw, even with whores?
>>33889981No joke. I was obsessed with lucid dreaming when I was young.I’ve also had a dream where I saw exactly what I spun on a slot machine the next day lol. Wish it told me I was gonna also lose a couple bucks to video blackjack but whatever
>>33890008I get a lot of those too. I work alone, so my brain’s casting agency keeps trotting out old classmates and coworkers to populate my dreams.
I work full time, how do I get a hobby to enjoy instead of just wasting time at home?
>>33890023just get one dummy that's like asking how to breath
My back hurts from a hard day of work. Suck my cock, girls? :3
*sniff* *sniff* :,,,,(
>>33890023choose one and go do it
>>33890023You need to have interests to have hobbies.
>>33890023Download Valorant and let's strive for Radiant together. You'll get lots of attention from e-kittens.
>>33890023you have to have excess energy to have hobbies, depressed people can't have hobbies they actively do
>>33889973The most obvious sign is blaming others instead of taking responsibility and focusing on what you can control. If everyone is at fault but you = defeatism and loser mindset
>>33890003Why
>>33889999Nope.
How do I stop being depressed? I want to enjoy things but I just don't. If I want a girlfriend or wife, she deserves a human and not a broken robotic person
>>33890042I’ve never shared that dream before and am surprised I got the exact response I wanted to it
>>33890050Medication has helped some people.
>>33890050you can only stop being depressed if you start having fun being alive again but you can't have fun being alive if you are depressed so this is basically how natural selection tries to weed out the non viable ones, sorryyou could try to get some artificial mood boosters to try and trick this mechanism I suppose
>>33889666No, Satan.Drugs/hookups are an automatic, non-negotiable dealbreaker on the first offense, let alone for a "lifestyle".
>>33890056everyone behave, we have a little child in the thread
>>33890050I know these kinds of cheesy self-help webcomics are beyond played out, but it’s this.You have to make yourself do the stuff. You have to take better care of your body, too.This is a skill that you can improve over time, through continued effort.
>>33890039Reminder: The soul is not a factor in human development, and the tabula rasa theory is false. Genetic transmission is limited to specific attributes such as temperament, memory, and mathematical logic. Therefore, an identical sequence of events applied to an infant with similar genetics will produce the same person in ninety-nine out of one hundred cases. This is a deterministic framework, and free will is not part of its construct.
>>33890062That comic is about normal motivation, not depression. Far from the same thing.
Men, should I wear these on a date?
>>33890063got any proof of that?
>>33890011Because you post here
>>33890061Were it not for the laws of this land, I would have slaughtered you
>>33890052Doesnt it freak you out how mysterious the universe is
>>33890068I don’t really think so. For a depressed person, seeking treatment requires discipline. Being depressed is no excuse to not cultivate discipline.
>>33890025Preparing the dairy farm, Chad?
>>33890069No!
>>33890069Lol those are cute
>>33890070Reminder: The burden of proof lies with the one making a positive claim. I assert the absence of a soul, which is a default position requiring no evidence. The opponent claims a soul exists, which is a positive assertion about reality. Therefore, the obligation to provide evidence falls entirely to them.
>>33890073lol, you don't even have the balls to stand up to your dad, let alone slaughter anyone
>>33890074Just a little bit lolIt sure is fun sometimes, thankfully
>>33890069no. sunglasses are "i dont care enough about this date to expose my eyes to you"
>>33890083wow, you're really lame you are the one that claimed determinism, I say there is no such thing so by your own logic the burden of proof lies with you
>>33890069You're a fat femcel with dyed hair and a septum piercing.
Who the fuck still use non electric razors?
>>33889893Hey I've seen a few of those, I like the Wiltern building too >>33889973Not going outside, not having a job, not hanging out with friends irl, no hobbies, boring life where every day blends together
>>33890091Mme i want to actually be clean shaven
>>33890093next thing you start telling people that a firm handshake is all it takes to get a good job
>>33890089You have it backwards. Determinism is not the claim, it is the baseline state of a universe governed by consistent cause and effect. You are the one asserting that this fundamental logic is broken by something non-deterministic. The burden is on you to prove that exception exists.
>>33890023Do you have days off? I also work full time if not more than full time and I try to make time for stuff. It's harder than before but I can still fit in time for vidya or cooking random stuff or growing my plants. What interests do you have
GenderHow do you take your coffee?
>>33890095I know its not the norm but i unironically got a job that waynepotism and industry connections helped though
>>33890091MLots of people? I also use an electric razor when, but I don’t get a clean shave without a regular one. I don’t think I’ve known of any women that prefer to use electric razors on their legs and armpits, either.
Why does brutalist architecture blend so well with landscapes?
>>33890090>fatNo>femcel Yes>dyed hairYes>septum piercingNo
>>33890096your and my assumed baseline is not the same and neither is more or less valid than the other thus it's impossible to say which is the claim and which isn't so I guess there is no proof for either take on that note, adios
>>33890100Based functioning human being
>>33890099M, I like cold brew and espresso drinks. Not a fan of drip coffee. I'm sensitive to caffeine though so I have it rarely. Something like a cortado with a pastry is nice. Flat whites and lattes are good too. I'd prefer the coffee not sweet and to have it with a sweet pastry
>>33890099fin the form of energy drinks and ice tea>>33890102contrast
>>33890095When I got hired as a student at a part time job one of my coworkers randomly asked to shake my hand. When I asked why she said because our boss liked your handshake and it's part of why he hired you
Femoids:If you began dating a moid who lost his job, would you withhold sex from him until he got another job? Is that possibly why my gf of almost 2 months still hasn't had sex with me yet? Both late 20s, neither of us virgins.
>>33890099MBlack. I usually just drink instant coffee, but whenever I have company I use a pourover. I don’t own a French press but do think one of those and some freshly ground means makes a very good cup of coffee.I hate using drip coffee machines because the water where I live is super hard, so I’d have to descale it more than I’d really care to if I used one.
>>33890111yes, get it together or no pussyyou think anyone with two brain cells would risk pregnancy with an unemployed loser?
>>33890111why would an unemployed man deserve sex
>>33890098I like shooting, hiking, BJJ, cooking, and lifting. I guess I enjoy them but I think I might be depressed and I usually just end up eating slop, masturbating, and rotting away on my phone and computer
>>33890111Damn, that's fucking evil. That doesn't sound like your gf anymore.
>>33890099Mcheapo maxwell stuff from picrel at work
I kinda miss moonlighting as a barista at the donut shop. I drank so many free lattes and americanos.
>>33890111I hasn't thought about it but good idea
>>33890123Diabolical post
>>33890099MI'm energy drinks addict
>>33890091Wtf would I need an electric razor for?
>gf of 2 months>late 20sThat was never going to last. You're too old for a real long-term relationship.
>>33890102It... doesn't?
>>33890115Well cosnidering I had a job and got laid off from it, it doesn't seem to matter. I also have like 50 grand saved up and I pay for all our dates. She'd be satisfied if I was making 15 an hour part-time, as long as I'm "trying" >>33890116No one "deserves" sex. I fucked a brown bitch before her and she didn't give a fuck she just wanted to fuck. I wore a condom with her.>>33890118She's not evil. I just wish she'd be more open about how she feels. Or what she wants. But it's still early.
>>33890122>I drank so many free lattes and americanos.Probably why you got fired.
Remigration
>>33890133lmfao, I wouldn't want a dick inside me that was inside "a brown bitch" either
>>33890130Why? Define "long term"She's also had me meet her family so she clearly is somewhat serious about me. Honestly meeting the family is a bigger commitment than fucking, I banged 2 girls I'd never introduce to my parents ever.
>>33890125>I don't have to bring money anymore>the woman still has to put outYou are diabolical
>>33890085The universe likes you
>>33890111Men ought to be househusbands with women as the breadwinners. The privileged need to support the less privileged.
>>33890136That's completely understandable but most white women have fucked blacks so fairs fair.
>>33890134Nah, I quit on good terms and trained my replacements before I left. The owner told us we could help ourselves, anyways. Got lots of free donuts too.
>>33890139this>>33890137and also disgusting filthy used goods
>>33890102only when they're abandoned and covered in foliage
>>33890139I don’t disagree to be clear, I just thought the post was a bit diabolical in tone
>>33890139Except I am bringing money. I paid for all our dates so far except 2 times she insisted on paying. But it's like 80 20 rn. >>33890141Also this. I was only making 26 an hour before. I need to find a job making AT LEAST 30 dollars an hour to even consider going back to work right now. No other way I can afford a mortgage or kids.
>Hey, just wanted to say it was really nice hanging out with you the other night. If you'd like to do it again sometime, maybe grab a drink or whatever, let me know <similing emoji>Is it obvious that I'm asking her out on a date?
>>33890148I wish I was abandoned and covered in foliage
>>33890153alright lay down while i throw some leaves on you
>>33890152>sometime>let me knowoof
>>33890139>women are whores
>>33890117You might need more structure to your hobbies. Like scheduled regimen for your days off, otherwise you're tired and you let it fall to the wayside. Same shit on my end, if I don't plan for it I often won't spontaneously get on my hobby shit. I'll just be lazy and tired and waste time on 4chan and YouTube
>>33890140Clearly!! My name means “God is gracious”
>>3389015026 dollars and hour is better than 0 dollars an houryou gf should very much withhold sex from youget a job you bum
>>33890155praise the lord!
>>33890146>I quit on good termsThen maybe you can go back>trained my replacements...or maybe not.
>>33890160sup sean
>>33890163All I’m really missing is the free access to a very nice espresso machine. This was years ago, anyways
FUUUUCKCloudflare somehow blocked me for two days and there was so much stuff I wanted to reply toooo reeeeeeLike how foidh8moid is getting ridiculously horny, or telling that one asshole to stop shovingthe responsibility of his own inability to be a decent person on his mental illnessss ahhhhGod damn, I had even deactivated my adblock and it didn't work!I am about to have dinner, so nobody post, I already got enough catching up to do, ok.
>>33890166Very close.
>>33890075discipline doesn't cure depression
>>33890170shane then, my bad
>>33890171But it is crucial for coping with it effectively.
>>33890169the fuck...
>>33890137>Why? Define "long term"You should at least be gf/bf for 5 years. An ideal long-term relationship is with someone who grew up in the same area as you. If you start seeking for relationships past 21, both of your pair-bonding ability is already ruined. You can still pretend you're in a relationship, but it will never last, even if you get married.
>>338901791. You’re wrong2. You’re also gay in the pejorative sense
>>33890179lol
>>33890169You are mentally ill.
>>33890181In what way am I wrong? How many LTRs you know where people met in their 20s and are together for 20 years?
>>33890152men should not use emojis
>>33890160Are you Irish
>>33890191:3
>>33890189nta but after their divorce both my parents found a new partner in their 40s and have been together with then for over 20 years stop spreading bullshit
Is it possible to ever be not depressed or will I be fighting this for a lifetime?
*eskimo kisses you until you sneeze* :3
>>33890197you will stop being depressed once your life is the way you want it to be, the difficulty is that if you are depressed it's hard as fuck to find it in you to put in the energy, effort and consistency to get to that point so in most cases it's a permanent thing
Women, how would you react to finding out your bfs mother has a personality very similar to yours?
Women, would you rather>Bee seen as a rape victime that was abuses by the whole hockey team>Bee seen as a huge slut that fucked the whole hockey team
Is it true that when you get an obsessive crush on someone (I've never acted on it and don't want to be creepy it's ok), it's rarely about the other person and more about yourself, what you yourself feel you lack in either yourself or your life ?The crush has lasted this long probably because of unavailability. Usually a crush goes away when you just ask them out but I can't really do that here.
>>33890192I’m American, but my family trees start in Scotland and England. I’m descended from people who got here before the Revolutionary War. That guy still didn’t guess my name.
>>33890099Creamy
>>33890198oh sorry about that (wipes snot out of your eye socket with handkerchief*
>>33890202Happy that he can probably put up with my temper, I guess?
>>33890194That's still sad they broke up with each other and now got together with new people while old and used up. And now their daughter posts on 4chan, lol
>>33890161Yeah but I'm not working so I can go back to school and get a better job. Why get a job for 2 months when I need to focus on getting ready for taking as many classes as possible to get a better job?I can provide her the same experiences as a guy making 15 bucks an hour with no savings. Which she'd apparently prefer.
>>33890111Why should she be attracted to you if you're supposed to be a provider and you're not doing that, tho?Are you a house husband? Because witholding sec sounds like you don't do shit at home either.
>>33890202unsurprised>>33890203guess the rape victim but either way I would just move to a different country and go undercover >>33890209well you didn't give me any feedback on it, JUAN
>>33890217What does that make you?
>>33890220and what exactly are you studying for
>>33890223Lo siento.
>>33890209Oh wow youre a real American Hmm is it Zane
>>33890207a crush is just someone you don't know well enough to be put off by them yet >>33890217they are both much happier in their second relationship than they were in their marriage stop being so weird, no wonder no ody wants you
>>33890221She should be actually physically attracted to me or else I'm just betabux and it's a waste of time. Also I have paid for all our dates. The only way I can be a provider is by making more money than her. Which means I need to do back to school. Which means no wgaecucking bevsuse I need to learn as fast as possible.
>>33890136Why are white women so racist?
>>33890227yeah, you better, Ian
>>33890229Nope! I didn’t know Zane was also a John
>>33890224My parents divorced early, so I never had a chance at normal relationships. It is what it is. But I'm not coping with the meme of "anyone can find true love at any time" like 4chan and reddit likes to do.>>33890230For a girl to end up here, they must have really fucked up.
>>33890230>a crush is just someone you don't know well enough to be put off by them yettrue, it just sometimes doesn't feel like that I guess because (through other people mainly, admittedly) I know lots about the person and even their personal life. I don't ask this stuff I'm just told everything apparently because I exist in the same social circle.
>>33890233because non-white people are destroying everything white people have created and it's disgusting that we just let them
>>33890225Business analytics.
>>33890223>unsuprised Why?
>>33890242sounds like a useless degree to me
>>33890238who said I'm a girl? are you projecting?
>>33890233Because men of color are disgusting degenerates
>>33890144Maybe in your imaginary world White men race mix more than white women
>>33890238My parents divorced when I was 7, and I’ve had several normal relationships. I’m even beginning a new one right now, at 30.I also know a man who met his wife at 53.
>>33890233white women arent racist, 4chan women are, theyre posers anyway that just copy racist males on this website
>>33890243because 99% of men have mommy issues that leads them to try and get to reenact getting their needs met by someone just like her and those that don't will obviously want someone that's like their mom since she managed to not traumatize them, so why shouldn't they look for someone similar?
I love fit women with nice boobs
>>33890236I give up itll stay a mystery unless your name is Shoon
>>33890239yeah, what will ruin the crush is if they end up not actually being how you thought they were just spend more time with them and it will likely cure you
>>33890251White women are definitely racist irl as well lol what on earth. Racists don’t have to wage open race wars in the streets to hold racist sentiments
>>33890254My name is now Shoon
>>33890261sup troon
>>33890248This isn't about men of color, it's about refusing to fuck a white man just because he used to have sex with a brown woman
>>33890252The ways that men and women ridicule and infantilize each other for wanting stability, love and a person they can trust to raise their children is so fucking ugly and stupid
>>33890263ntareasonable standard to have
>>33890262Quiet, you
>>33890223That’s the thing, why is it that it’s more emarassing for a woman to enjoy sex and to have as much as you want, than it is to be a helpless victim who bend at other people’s will?
>>33890263I would also do that White men should respect themselves a little more
>>33890266ntaSo when I fuck a white man he's basically mine forever because no white woman would want him now?
>>33890256i do spend lots of time around them and ngl i get more attracted after every time. even though these are always group social situations of course, that's always a different dynamic.
>>33890244Then how do I start making 80k a year by next year (YTD)?I'm serious, there's basically no point to me having a relationship if I am not doing that. That's the only thing that annoys me about this shit. I feel like women have zero financial sense. My ex left me because she didn't understand that we needed to buy a house and one that wasn't on rented land like a trailer. I loved the trailer houses and so did she, they were actually really nice and clean and simple. But they all came with a fucking 458 dollar a month HoA fee. And that can be raised at any time. I want STABILITY for my children, not a house I can barely afford. An apartment is even worse. Rent alwyas goes up. She could.only think about us having an apartment together, building zero equity, having zero stability, jsut to get away from her parents, and also she needed us to have at LEAST two children (only children are losers in her mind) and also be rentoids. She had no savings herself despite living with her parents rent free like I was. Oh and she's still single. This girl hopefully is better but this whole obsession with me doing a goddamn doordash shift which would be better rspent studying, is ridiculous. I'm only getting another job when it's better than what I already had. Because that job was nonviable.
>>33890273because male and female sexuality doesn't work the same way
>>33890264be your own stability ffs>>33890277
>>33890275yours and every other Person-Of-Color's property, yes.
>hmmm I will merely practice to girls by talking to this chickIt kicks off>I will aggressively pursue this chickI fuck it upWhat causes this phenomenon?
>>33890261Noo I don’t like it
GenderIs The Witcher 2 a good game?
>>33890289Mnever played any of them
>>33890287Practice talking to girls*
>>33890288Sorry I already sent the paperwork off. You did this
>>33890283>be your own stabilityWrong post huh
>>33890287trying too hard and getting tense because of that or also that your fantasy of how things will go assumed she is just as infatuated with you as you are with her but reality doesn't play by your fantasy
>>33890289MaleI've never played any of them.
>>33890290Then what good are you?
>>33890287Define "aggressively"
>>33890275You still have to compete with other non white women
>>33890287Sounds like a meme but still women can quite easily tell when a man is highly nervous vs. relaxed. Nervousness is a female trait so it isn't as attractive on you most likely.
>>33890287>idgaf about this chick because she's beneath me>damn, why is she so interested in me? >I really want this girl because she is out of my league >damn why doesn't she want me? idk anon, it's such a mystery
>>33890289MI heard it was good, but I didn’t play it. I’ve played about 20 minutes total of the first and third games.I enjoyed the novella included with the first game more than the game itself.
>>33890252>because 99% of men have mommy issuesWhy are women the majority of women so evil that they give their sons mommy issues=
>>33890293It’s your life
>>33890280But that’s only in regards to other people’s perception!
Watching a WmAf couple scream at each other in a car
>>33890310>Hello everyone here is my good friend ShoonYou, in the future. Yours too
>>33890314Epic, who’s winning
how do I "become a regular somewhere" to get friends in my mid twenties? i have 0 friends, none, nada. i live in a town of 120k people and there doesn't seem to be as much to do here as in bigger cities.
>>33890252>99% of men have mommy issuesthat says more about you based on the men you CHOOSE to associate with lmao
>>33890321at least you dont live in a town of 90 (ninety) people
>>33890321Get a social hobby and just keep showing up
>>33890321If you like dungeons and dragons or magic you just show up to events and it's impossible not to make friends. Unfortunately most of them will be trannies.
>>33890289MaleYes, but Witcher 3 was better.
>>33890321>how do I "become a regular somewhere"You start going somewhere regularly.
>>33890252I don't believe 99% of men have mommy issues. Actually, I don't even believe most people have that many issues in general. Everyone's weird to some extent but having legitimate issues is rarer than you think. You learn this when you surround yourself by people who actually have issues like PTSD and you see the contrast in personalities. Biggest thing I've seen so far is people with something like PTSD for example is they just let small things slide off their back. A similar concept with people with depression, etc. it's rarer than you think. Most people are weird but are healthy otherwise, and don't fall into these psychiatric diagnoses categories.
>>33890328I'm sure my potato wouldn't be able to run that. It can probably barely run 2.
>go to restaurant>it is open, but kitchen not open until another hourHonestly, what's the point?I think opening like 15 or maybe even 30 mins early would be ok, but I don't understand what the point is of a full fucking hour??
>>33890332Even mid-range PCs from 7-8 years ago could run it at 1080p though. But 2 is definitely much easier to run.
>>33890333Wtf lol? That’s strange
>>33890327i don't want to do male-dominated things because i only want female friends. but i do like dnd. if i was more brave i'd advertise for a women only dnd campaign or something like that lol. but yeah there are no dnd "events" here, just one game shop that hosts weekly games. i have been in the store while there's a game happening, only men unfortunately.>>33890326are there any that aren't expensive? my current hobbies are drawing and playing (pirated) video games, those are basically free.>>33890324fair lol
This is like the third time a woman has willingly exchanged contact information with me, but didn't reply to the message I sent. What the fuck am I doing wrong?
>>33890339let her text you bro
>>33890324I wish I lived in a small town, living in the city sucks ass
>>33890334>from 7-8 years ago¬_¬
>>33890342there is literally nothing to do and nobody but geriatricsno bars no restaurants no stores no nothing
>>33890345NTAYou're not a laptop shitter, aren't you?
>>33890348I think I built this thing in 2012.
>>33890336>are there any that aren't expensive? my current hobbies are drawing and playing (pirated) video games, those are basically free.Depends. I regularly go to a board game group which is free and most groups are either free or cheap. Though >i don't want to do male-dominated things because i only want female friendsmight be a problem with board gaming, you'll probably have to go with something like a book club.
Femanons, does the you're so small and cute bother you at all?
>>33890316You don’t have to do this Sheen
>>33890341are you just fucking with me?
>>33890354Femanon...
>>33890354lol and I thought mine from 2015 was getting too old
>>33890355>might be a problem with board gaming, you'll probably have to go with something like a book club.these things are so hard to find. i looked up a library club being held in the main library and checked it out, there were only very old women and nobody even close to my age. but thanks for your reply anon, guess this will be way harder than expected.
>>33890357I want to. Also my name is now Shale
>>33890342I kind miss being in the city but it's gotten dangerous everywhere from what I've been told.
>>33890359No im actually being serious. you gave her your number too right? you made the first move, let her make the second. if shes not interested shes not interested.
>>33890354You could probably get a significant upgrade used for like a couple hundred bucks, plus another hundred or two for a used GPU. I actually have a PC with a 3700X and 32GB DDR4, working PSU and board and everything except GPU that I should probably sell because I'm not doing anything with it.
What are the best energy drink flavours?
>>33890356I am average height so no.
>>33890372Water.
>>33890356Forgot another word in a postI must seppuku
>>33890356Yes. I am constantly insecure about being seen as immature and cute. I've come to accept that "cute" can mean "sexy" to some men, at least.
>>33890370>if shes not interested shes not interested.Then why would she exchange contact info?
>>33890377so you would go away
>>33890377women are afraid you'll get mad if they openly reject you on the spotjust a fact of their lives
Men, how many candy bars can you eat before your penis turn red?
>>33890373Average height for a woman?
>>33890366There has to be more than one book club in a city of 120k. >there were only very old women and nobody even close to my ageObviously nobody even remotely your age is bad but I would advise you to be more open to age gaps in friendships.
>>33890371Money is definitely a concern, but it's not the only reason why I haven't upgraded yet. Entire PC market seems to have gone to shit since then. Just like everything else in current year seems to have become victim of enshittification.
>>33890384what kinda silly ass nonsense question is this
>>33890385Yea 165cm, I am seen as neither tall nor short which is a bit boring.
>>33890374Grr
>>33890380She specifically asked me to stick around for a while.>>33890382This was in a crowded bar. What the fuck did she think I was going to do?
>>33890394people can be violent retards anon, we all know this
>>33890390>165cmYou are short even for a woman
>>33890401That is the average height for women in my cunt and I live in Europe though. Seems like that's your assumption anon.
>>33890389>A red penis head is usually an early sign of diabetes!
>>33890404average for america too
>>33890372>What are the best energy drink flavours?It was similar to monster, ngl i didn't drink it to keep me awake because it never did, I drank it because it reminded me of soda.
I'm fucking giving up. He tricked me by being cute nervous church boy but I'm fed up with him vanishing into thin air before I even get a chance to say hi
>>33890404Do you live in Portugal, Turkey or some other place full of midgets?
Where do I meet clingy gf
>5'5" is a midget in 2025heightflation affects women too now lol
>>33890411Nope it's in area somewhat known for tall people (not the netherlands tho), and this is the average female height here.Are you sure you even know the average female height in your country, anon? Women are not that tall compared to men in general.
>>33890408Oh cool I didn't know it's the same there.
>>33890388Sure, but there are very substantial upgrades available at this point for pretty low prices. It's one thing to be frugal, it's another thing to be a miser.
>>33890424Yeah I just looked it up. It is actually 1,65 m but it also being skewed by old women and immigrants. 165 cm for a women my age still seems on the smaller end
>>33890422nobody is affected because men dont care about womens height
>>33890430Idk most women seem to be either my height or shorter, I don't think I know any women close to me who are taller lol.
>>33890434Short women especially do have that short hotness factor, you're completely wrong. Nobody talks about average height women like they talk about short women.
>tfw no 5'3"-5'6" gf
>>33890428Like is said, money is not the only concern.
>>33890440Only moids have made fun of me for being short
>>33890427You would probably be surprised how similar a lot of the USA is to a lot of Europe
Never mix with sub5’6
>>33890390Still shorter than most of the world's population
>>33890447Online or? And how short
I will never get a girlfriend.
>>33890453Irl. And in murica units I'm about 5'1
>>33890457lets gooooooooo
>sub 180cmlmao
How do I stop rubbing my dick until it bleeds?
>>33890458Cute. Those guys were either teasing you or just suck
>>33890463stop rubbing your dick until it bleeds.
Women, would you rather learn that all your friends have jerked off your adult son, or that he has fingered all your friends?Men same question with your adult daughter?
>>33890468Okay? I will never cum again.
>>33890457become the girlfriend
>>33890356I know this was a question for femanons but that picture makes me hungry. rabbits are food
>>33890469I don't want to think about my hypothetical future son in that context. Why would you ask this?
>>33890469i'm glad to never have to answer these cause i have no friends to begin with .
>>33890376Cute originally meant pretty girl btwNot sure why women changed it to mean baby
>>33890469Why not both?
>>33890451>thinks women and men can be compared in heightAbsolute tranny moment lmao
Genders, you have the choice between two briefcases. One is full of mustard gas and killer bees wearing gas masks, and the other has a TV dinner in it.Which do you choose?
>>33890469I'm glad to never have to answer these cause I never want to have any offspring begin with.
How do you make friends? I want to be invited to parties so I can meet women. It's strange hearing people talk about parties that have men and women attending at the same time. I've never been to those
>>33890401She is average in nearly every country.
boil water in tiny aluminum kettle on electric hotplate and broken french press that was a gift from my ex
>>33890450Some short men are conventionally attractive
>>33890481Cute originally was short for acute. Meaning sharp. As in clever.
>>33890489At least she ever gave you something.Mine always just took.
>>33890489Nice, can you make tea too?
>>33890484MaleFirst one, open it up and throw it into a room full of foids
What can a man do to become desirable to women?
I vill not talk to vimenI vill ignore all vimenI vill push avay all vimen
I am so hungry
>>33890376>I've come to accept that "cute" can mean "sexy" to some men, at least.Thanks for understanding.
>>33890486I've been to some but it was always just me + the partyholder's sister or something and no other women. I've never been invited to a party on my own (just as a +1) and also never been to a party that had a balanced gender ratio.From an outsider perspective I've realized that the people with most friends act like movie or video game protagonists, they talk to everyone so easily as if everyone else is an NPC who will never ever walk up and talk to you on their own. That kind of approach may have some success I think, never relying on other people coming to interact with you but you having to be the initiator (with other men as well as women).
>>33890500I am waiting at a restaurant for the kitchen to open...At least they gave me some bread and olives.
>>33890497Look as much as possible like the opposite of the guy in that thumbnail 100%.
>>33890368Even crazier
>>33890499G-germanon?!
My biggest fantasy is going to Europe and visiting every European country and getting railed by hot European guys
>>33890483I'm not?I'm just saying that she, even at average female height, is shorter than like 70% of the humans on Earth.
>>33890518you clearly don't understand how that works
>>33890511No, Hyperborean. Homer said so.
>>33890390>which is a bit boring.Sometimes that's better than being exciting.
>>33890461>Montenegro mentioned :)
>>33890517they don't take baths though
>>33890518Nta what I mean is that doesn't mean anything to anyone who isn't a troon. Because female and male heights have such a large difference 99% of the time.
>>33890518>average woman states that she is an average woman>"ACKCHYOUALLY if you factor men into the average for average women..."You must be in love with the smell of your own farts.
>>33890504>the people with most friends act like movie or video game protagonists, they talk to everyone so easily as if everyone else is an NPC who will never ever walk up and talk to you on their ownThat makes sense, I think I could emulate that. The only issue is actually getting friends so I can get invited to social stuff. I'm not in school and my work is pretty isolating
I got 1 felony
I am listening to this gem.https://youtu.be/gWiKZxYQgu8
>>33890511Do you fetishize Germanics in uniforms orwhat is it?
>most feminist countries have the best coom>worst incel shitholes have the worst coomReally makes you think
>>33890517Even north macedonia?
>>33890529>>33890520The question was talking about femanons being small, and being shorter than a large majority of people in the world especially menJesus fucking Christ you're fucking morons
>>33890376If you were tall then there would probably be words that irritate you then too. Imagine grown men calling you Mommy.
>>33889666>naked partiesWhat the fuck? Also nice trips Satan.
>>33890532I got two felonies
>>33890533CAUSE MAYBEEEE YOUR GONNA BE DA ONE DAT SAVESS MEEEE N AFTERALLLLL UR MY WONDERRRRWALLLL
>>33890527Even better>>33890539Yes
>>33890534Yeah...
>>33890540you still don't understand. it's okay the put weird shit in the water in the US. It is not your fault
>>33890531>That makes sense, I think I could emulate that. The only issue is actually getting friends so I can get invited to social stuff.for men in this case i think it's easiest if you get involved with a thing/some kind of scene. for example, combat sports, or your local metal or punk scene or whatever.
>>33890544I got three felonies
>>33890540>>>Does it bother you to be small?>>No, I feel average.>BUT YOU'RE SO SMALL, YOU SHOULD BE BOTHERED!!Cringe.
>>33890530Jesus fucking chrirst you guys are fucking idiotsWomen are smaller than menShe's not tall for a woman, so shorter than most menErgo she's still smallNot my fault you fucking idiots have the reading comprehension of a doorknob
>>33890485What about your friends with your parents?
>>33890537do you ask for their cum quality before you swallow?
>>33890555Just take the L already, you're wrong
I have no criminal record. I don't have so much as a speeding ticket or parking ticket, and I've been driving for 7 years now.
>>33890551I got four felonies
>>33890544Gare has 4 felonies and three more coming he beats everyone on here
>>33890559No, I can tell from the taste. I'm an expert when it comes to coom
>>33890555The troon is still not letting it go I see kek. A 5'5" woman is not short, she could only be short in the eyes of a man. But she is still average height for women. The genders have such a difference in height that it's completely retarded to compare them in any other context but to discuss female and male differences.Please rope.
I’m depressed and lonely
>>33890566I got five felonies
>>33890562Wrong? Wrong for fucking what? You're the fucking idiot that couldn't fucking read
>>33890571nice
>>33890509That’s me. What’s she up to over there todayThink I’m gonna drag my butt out of the house and go to the store
>>33890575haha loser
>>33890576I got six felonies
>>33890577The question is "How do you feel about your size?", not "Let me tell you how I think you should feel about your size".
>>33890547There was a femanon here who I think was Polish (or western Slavic?) who I talked about it with before. She would have found it hot if I pulled on a nazi uniform and degraded her in bed... but that's a bit too much for me.
>>33890587I got seven felonies
>>33890501I'm just tired of hating the word. Assuming the best intentions with it is now easier than being defensive.
I got two phones.
>>33890590Bitch, I’m Bill Bellamy
>>33890594I got eight felonies
>>33890589You realize that was most likely a fat hairy man you were talking to? I can pretend to be a Polish femanon too. Be a simp now.
>>33890541Call me mommy, idc. When I taught and tutored, kids calling me mommy by accident made me happy.
>>33890592why
>>33890552>>33890574Let me fucking recapI asked >>33890356 if femanons felt small since women are smaller >>33890373 said she was average height for a womanBut obviously average height for a woman means short for a manSo obviously I meant if she felt small fucking compared to menI don't know what the fuck you fucking idiots were going on aboutI'm trying to talk about short and cute femanons and you're acting like I'm trying to normalize tranniesWhere the fuck did that come from?
>>33890550>or your local metal or punk sceneThis would be perfect because I play bass and I like punk and metal. Do you just show up to local shows and talk to people? I’d like to make some friends in my local music scene just to start playing music, regardless of it leading to meeting women, but it probably will. I’m just so lonely
>>33890597I don't care either way, since it waan't appealling.Did you even read my post or just decided to be triggered?
>>33890493same method>>33890492I miss her. she bombarded me with gifts and it was uncomfortable at first because I grew up with no gifts or holidays and stuff. It was overwhelming so I drained my account over and over trying to match all her gifts. in the end she returned all my gifts.
Women, have you ever used your body in a sexual way to your advantage in a casual setting?
>>33890599I don't know it's from a song o algo.
>>33890588Did I ever say she should feel anything? I said she was shorter than most people even if she was average for a woman
>>33890596I got nine felonieshttps://youtu.be/GOqrbTlr6SATYBG good to know there are still real people alive on the internet today
>>33890582Yard work
>>33890602Why do you even ask how they feel if you're just going to tell them that they're wrong and they should feel what you want them to feel instead?It doesn't bother her and you're just being cringe with your FACTS AND LOGIC that she OBJECTIVELY should replace her own feelings with your preferred feelings.
i pulled a cool girlie i wanted in a gatcha game (i'm a casual f2p not a spender) but can't tell my bf because he's a normie . have you ever felt like you can't tell your gf/bf something because it's not "normal" enough, or too weird/embarrassing to bring up?
>>33890608I used to kiss my best friend at bars for male attention, so that probably counts. I wasn't looking for free drinks, but I did get some.
>>33890598When you're short, you frown when they call you cute and smile when they call you mommy.If you were tall, then maybe you'd frown when they call you mommy and smile when they call you cute.
>>33890608Nope, I've seen other women have/girls but ehh
>>33890611And if I’m fucking lying turn my soul into a skeleton TYBG https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jt-Y7xN3qg
>>33890608I honestly don't think I have. I have large boobs and was kinda traumitized into thinking that makes me a slut.
>>33890604I suppose so yeah, men seem to just magically be able to make friends really easily at these places. Just try be chill/fun/relaxed, try to avoid heavy or negative topics early on ig.
>>33890617Like sharing my collection of nudie pics with my (hypothetical) gf?
>>33890608Hmm I don't think so lol. Literally the only situation I could come up with was when I deliberately wore a lace-y (but still a normal) somewhat tight top when I knew my old crush would be around. We talked and nothing happened and life went on.
>>33890612It’s a nice day for it over here, hope it is there too.
>>33890638lmao
>>33890636i think that would be closer to like a woman sharing her favourite werewolf/vampire/whatever porn fanfics with her boyfriend, maybe also not the best idea
>>33890591For what it’s worth, that is exactly what it means a lot of the times that I say it.
>>33890643I swear he did suck in his breath when he entered the room and walked towards me so technically it worked if my hallucination was correct. But yeah nothing real happened lmao.
I'm almost 21 but I still sound like a 13 year old. It's over for me.
Women, what's the weirdest place you've had sex?
>>33890652Post voice
>>33890665Japan
>>33890670https://vocaroo.com/1dthZuUwcB5F
>>3389068013 year old who smokes a pack a day
>>33890680You sound like a guy in his 20s to me. Don’t worry about it.
I need an Asian gf with dyed red hair
>>33890680>>33890652If this is not a woman, noboey cares.
>>33890517Are you American?
>>33890684>*drag*>*exhale*>eyyyup I been 13 for summat like, oh goin on 8 years, thereabouts
>>33890680Sound more like 30 than 13.
>>33890694Yup
>>33890652Your parents have recordings of you from when you were 13. Go grab one. You will find that you are not the same.
>>33890524Women there are really hot
>>33890684>>33890689That is unironically how a good deal of 13-15 year olds sound where I live and I think that my voice has barely changed since I was 16.
>>33890680Wow, so young, much youth, wow.
>>33890697Classic. American women get sold this Hollywood Jew idea of the European one that got away during the study abroad trip in France. Fucking kek. You’ll realize Europeans are just as dysgenic as Americans soon enough
>>33890697Nice of you to raise morale among the allies
>>33890701Some teenagers sound like that where I live too. My voiced dropped when I was 13 and doesn’t sound much different at 30.
>>33890699>Your parents have recordings of you from when you were 13They don't, actually.
>>33890695Why do you exhale your smoke? You don’t go buy a Coca Cola, take a sip, then spit it out. That’s just silly.
>>33890703Whew. :|
>>33890704>Jews are psyoping women to fuck white menAnon, you cannot possibly be this retarded.
>>33890710In that case, kill your parents. With them silenced, nobody will be able to tell you that you're the same now as you were at 13.
I just want a hot meal at a diner with a foid then I die.just being able to afford something cooked by a min wage cook who's been hungry enough in his life to not disrespect my freezer food while he's looking forward to his next smoke by the dumpster and a warm smiling foid who might laugh at one of my jokes a little bit then I get to lay down somewhere cold and die off. that's the dreamwomen would you enlist as valkyries that shuffle off moids like this?
>>33890715Ah, I really should have written a French inhale in there, huh
>>33890614Now who needs to take the L, dipshit?
>>33890704You don't need propaganda to make people think Europeans are hotter, they literally are hotter because their food is like 100 times healthier
>>33890725Lol, you’ve never been there
In my past life, I died on Okinawa during WW2.
>>33890729Douglas Murray?
Foids shouldn't be allowed to breed.
How do I break up in a way that her sister doesnt think im an asshole and I can start dating her
>>33890723Are you the one that lives in Marseille?
>>33890524I don't have the lazy montenegrini meme with me rn...
>>33890732From diarrhoea
>>33890620Hmm. Maybe.
>>33890723Parlez vous francais?
>>33890737Don't do it. She'll know why you broke up with her.
>>33890737Do a harem
>>33890729I will go there when I have enough money
>>33890649You could try always saying something extremely raunchy and sexual after calling me cute so that I can accept the two compliments as a package.
>>33890740Artillery when I was on the beach. It was a very vivid vision.
>>33890743The mademoiselle from armentieres
>>33890640Could be better its very cold
>>33890742The grass is always greener on the other side. Some people are content with some aspects of life, but nobody is content with everything.
MenWhy don't you have sesame oil in your kitchen?
>>33890751Hallucinations are a know part of malaria. You must have imagined it while you were bed ridden in a camp before dying.
>>33890743Only Canadians can speak French or African migrants
>>33890757i only need 1 kind of oil for everything, olive oil
>>33890757I don't like it. But I don't know what mother keeps in her kitchen.
>>33890755I think I'd be pretty content if I was tall with huge tits. I can put up with the rest of my insecurities as long as they don't make raising a child harder.
>>33890759That explains why I was just digging trenches.
>>33890747You’ll have fun, but it’s not quite the place you might think it is. It’s still an incredible place to visit; lots of history
>>33890750Eroticposting in the thread is cringe. I'd die of embarrassment if I had to call you a cute little fuckmeat every time you say something cute.NTA though.
Women, do tongue piercings really make oral better?
>>33890743Nope, just American English and a bit of Mexican Spanish. But I did French inhale when I smoked cigarettes
>>33889525Chat how do I respond to this?
>>33890743Like Werner Herzog, I refuse to speak French.
>>33890766*latrines
>>33890760nta Quebec French isn't even real French.
>>33890776At least I was a sergeant…was I a good soldier?
>>33890750Well, I think the one I’ve been calling cute probably picked up on it
>>33890774"I've been told that my head also qualifies as butts, ma'am."
>>33890768You're in luck because that's exactly what her late uncle called her. LOL
Women, can you even feel ambition or adventure? Like every time I watch some epic anime or 3dpd movie, all you talk about is who will fuck who. Is sex the only thing on your mind or what?
>>33890754Oh yeah, north. Hope you’re sufficiently bundled up
>>33890774send photo of your butt, I'm serious, it will work, trust me bro
>>33890793This deesn't even deserve a response.
>>33890774She sent that to 50 other guys to screenshot for her friends.
>>33890798>bro. Next time you troll, leave that out. It'll be more believable
Women why don’t you care about Goku? He’s a hero
>>33890771i have no piercings, i think even the normal ear piercings i got at 10 have become shut.
>>33890803I'm not trolling this time, it WILL work
I want to fight and earn glory and riches.
>>33890797Tried my best
>>33890808*dies in the first skirmish*
>>33890804Vegeta is my husbant, not Goku. Dbz Goku is a pretty shit character too the longer you watch, original dragon ball mini Goku in comparison is a much better character imo.
>>33890804I fucking HATE Goku as a main character. Vegeta, Picolo, even Krillen, are better characters.
>>33890807>this time
Women, do you know how pretty you look with cum on your face?
>>33890811I realise the dangers of the occupation
>>33890818I've never tried it, probably meh
>>33890812Vegeta is my favorite too, but I like how Goku is treated in Z. He becomes larger than life and godlike over the course of the story which I found pretty funny and cool>>33890813Damn I really didn’t know this was a thing lol
>>33890810Bet you look cute possibly
>>33890821>Damn I really didn’t know this was a thing lolAre you kidding me? I'd rather have a redemption arc desu.
>>33890801Cuz it's the fucking truth?
>>33890820Hopefully someday, then
>>33890823No more like a big bundle
>>33890821That is true, but I hate how he becomes "mean" in the cell saga. And then afterwards he becomes very boring. Even on a first watch you can definitely feel that disappointment when after all that build up Gohan doesn't become the new main character after all . I pretty much just watched for gohan, vegeta and piccolo only at that point.
>>33890765Question: Do you wish you and your gf were on even footing, or would you want a little extra?
>>33890801I haven't seen an anon use 3d pig disgusting in a while
>>33890818I fucking hate having cum on my face. It's literally peak objectification. Getting cummed inside is best, getting cummed on my back, breasts or belly is also fine but on face it's just humiliating
>>33890813Women when the protagonist isn't a genocidal rapist but a pure hearted dude
>>33890834That’s what I mean lol
>>33890845But you look sooo pretty :(
>>33890841>I haven't seen an anon use 3d pig disgusting in a whileNow I feel old, I was on /a/ when DJT was still there.
>>33890768It's the kind of cringe I like, though. But calling someone fuckmeat isn't sexy at all.>>33890838Honestly, I'm happy being shorter than her. It fits our dynamic well. But I wish the difference wasn't so significant. Like if I was six inches taller I'd be content.
>>33890232>Which means no wgaecucking bevsuse I need to learn as fast as possible.If she didn't consent to this you are financially raping her and she should never have sex with you again.
>>33890836I liked it. I thought it was funny how Gohan’s subplot basically went nowhere and how Goku was absurdly overworked for basically all of Z.I do think the Buu Saga is the weakest part of the whole series and that the tournament probably could have just been left out, though
>>33890804I love Goku. He's the best Saiyan, that's for sure. Best character at all is debatable.
>>33890846It was already said that he was a good main character before he became mean, and that he was the best in his pure kid era.Trannies be mad.
>>33890846So true. Sometimes I wonder, can women feel any emotions aside from lust?
>>33890863They can't. They're basically inhuman.
State genderHow desperate is too desperate?How much desperate is hot?
>all the AGP "men" from r9k instantly start to seethe at femanonsAlways happens around this time kek
>>33890846>pure hearted dudeHe loves fighting more than protecting. He’s morally naïve, not morally good. He can be selfish. He enjoys violence. Being “pure of heart” in DBZ means “no malice”.The nimbus and other tests for purity (like using Spirit Bomb energy) only require the person to be free of evil intent, not free of selfishness, recklessness or immaturity. Goku passes those tests because he’s stupid and lacks hatred, not because he’s saintly.
I didn’t expect to start an actual conversation about DBZ in the thread I baked with a DBZ reference in the OP.
>>33890847It's very blobby
>>33890871Well, aren't you special.
>>33890872The cute girl needing so much fabric to stay warm is cute. That’s the best I can explain it
>>33890846Goku is flawed, but at least it's in a way that he's not reveling in others' misfortune. He's just retarded and unable to look past his base instincts because of it. He's not complex or deep at all, which is nice in a simple show like DBZ. Not everyone needs a bad boy turned good arc like Piccolo or Vegeta.
Okay, women, a question: do you understand the idea of noble sacrifice or dying in battle berserker style? I know many men who consider them the most honorable deaths. But I've never seen any women who wanted them.
>ywn get hit with the 'noooo don't kill yourself haha your dick too big'why even live?
>>33890873Yeah I’m kinda hot shit.
>>33890879In theory but what does that actually accomplish?
Who have you raped?
>>33890884You
>>33890854What dynamic is that? Would you also feel better if she were six inches shorter?
>>33890845Do you think a face full of pussy juice is humiliating?
>>33890876I see
>>33890879>berserker stylehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nnztYvPEiM
>>33890869He enjoyed fighting mostly in martial arts contest not dead or alive fights. He never put anyone down even though he knew he was stronger
>>33890882It's not about accomplishment, it's about the feel. Men always wanna become something greater than themselves. So dying to save the world, paying the ultimate price for the biggest possible goal... it's always been fantasy porn for men.
>>33890889That's different and you know it
I have sinusitis, what if I go deaf from a persisting infection from fluid build up in my ears? They hurt
>UK/US company>70% of the C-suite is middle age white women>throw in a couple jeets and a late gen-x proto-soijakWhy are they always like this?
>>33890893I’d rather be a dad and die of old age tbqh
>>33890879I'd rather be a lone rider who manages to survive thanks to their own merit, or dies after a 1v1 mortal battle without having begged anyone for help, at the very least
Would you still love me if I were a Castrato singer without genitals but the powerful singing of a man and the angelic range of a little boy?
>>33890894But it's not? They're both hot.
>>33890890Thank you for your patience with the male brain
>>33890900neofolk bf unlocked.
>>33890888I like that she can envelop me the way I like and have always liked in a relationship. Being smooshed up between the two of them feels like heaven. I think that it'd be less satisfactory if either of them were shorter than me. Also I like how she looks in a vacuum unrelated to myself. I wouldn't want her to change at all; she perfected her look with what she has, if you ask me. I think I have a long way to go if I ever want to reinvent my look beyond "nonwhite girl with great hair and a perfect ass in jeans". So if anyone needs to change in some way, it's me.
>>33890892Bitch. he killed King Piccolo, Kid Buu, Yakon, pretty much alll the move villains (I don't care about muh canon)...
>>33890894Are you more attracted to women?
State gender, rank your favorite biome to live and why it is the desert:Tropical JungleCold placemondayTemperate ForestTemperate PlainsTropical Grasslandwarm aridon a dinghy in the ocean somewhere
>>33890899>dies after a 1v1 mortal battle without having begged anyone for helpI mean, it's fantasy too. I've met so many men who fantasize about some epic death. Never once heard a woman talk like that.
>>33890884My stuffed animals.
>>33890910He killed pretty much everyone at Muscle Tower too, right?
Will you fags shut up? DBZ is mega gay.
>>33890917Not the bunny and bear...
>>33890922Suck my ample and handsome cock.
>>33890917Are you the femanon who likes rinding the beady noses of stuffed animals?
>>33890915it was prompted by me pondering after reading your question but naturally i just want to be left alone and be with nature.as an example when i first tried age of empires 2 i didn't know what kind of game it was, so my first instinct was to make a pretty but functional looking town for the npc farmers. and then the enemy npc came and razed down everything with their horse units and i was mortified lol.
>>33890896what worked for me is fluticasone nasal spray for a few days, but I'm not a doctor and don't know what I'm talking about
>>33890924I'm well aware that you're a faggot, but I don't swing that way.
>>33890919You could argue that one. Except for Buyon,
>>33890930Could have fooled me.
>>33890907NTA If you want Neofolk I can rant about the fall of the Byzantine empire in a deep, solemn voice while I press the same wind sound effect and drum beat on a MIDI keybord ad nauseum. There you go, Neofolk.
>>33890896Have you been taking anything? I can vouch for fluticazone too. I usually take DayQuil whenever I’ve got sinus issues.Theraflu might not be a bad idea either, but that could be overkill.
Urge to dote on sick femanon reaching critical levels
>>33889525My qt boss I have a crush on invited me to her bday party at her place. Not sure if it's just a small gathering or a full blown party (she's 27).Should I bring a gift or bring something? I already gave something on her actual bday (just some snacks)
>>33890913No
>>33890908I don't think that anyone needs to change. You don't need to change, and even if you did then you still wouldn't have perfect happiness. If you became six inches taller then you would be happier with some things, but you would be sad when you think of how they used to smoosh you. You could have a different smoosh, but it wouldn't be the smoosh you remember, and you'd miss that old smoosh. No matter where you are, there's always a greener grass elsewhere.
>>33890939i'm more into the "weird christian guy singing about obscure gnostic texts and esoteric christianity with traditional guitar (or harsh noise) on the background" kind of neofolk bf. which correlates with the castrato stuff as well.
Write your genderWhat do you consider the most attractive hobby? What's the most unattractive?Also, follow up question: would you like your partner to be serious about their hobby (striving to be top), or to be shallow at it (they'll give you more time that way).
>>33890963>shallow>not casual
>>33890946I'm doing an steam inhalation with vicks
>>33890963MSinging
>>33890963fplaying the drums. or being a singer/guitarist. first option definitely.
>>33890963F Honestly just anything creative. I don't even really care what it is.
>>33890914Fdesert all the way. I grew up in the north. I fucking hate snow.
>>33890965
>>33890963MaleMost attractive is music. Least attractive is anything related to travel.
>>33890967Singing well though, right?
I wish I could sound like this.https://youtu.be/zl0AbQkebks
>>33890963MALEmost attractive: whatever the woman I fell in love with is doingmost unattractive: the hobby amounts to her just browsing and ordering things on etsy
I want candy.
>>33890975But... what if you come with me?
>>33890963FI like when he is into woodworking or some cool sport
>>33890963>Write your genderM>What do you consider the most attractive hobby?I’m very attracted to women who do handicrafts of any kind. Pottery, jewelry, sewing, painting, etc.>What's the most unattractive?Treating social media as her main hobby.>Also, follow up question: would you like your partner to be serious about their hobby (striving to be top), or to be shallow at it (they'll give you more time that way).I’d like both, for both of our sakes. But I guess if I could only pick one, it’d be the latter.Ideally, I’d like a woman who would feel comfortable pursuing her hobbies while spending time with me, maybe while I engage with mine alongside her.
>>33890927Yes. And eyes.
>>33890963MaleMost attractive: Music and art.Least attractive: Social media.Casual hobbyist, I don't care too much for competitiveness.
>>33890983Don't care. It's dumb basic bitch stuff, mostly related to blowing loads of money on tourism. There's nothing at all interesting about you being the four billionth person to visit Mykonos or the rock of Gibraltar.
>>33890987nta cosplay? Cosplay is sewing.
>>33890991What if I want to see Mykonos? You've invalidated my feelings, anon.
>>33890966Hmm. Any herbal tea around? Sorry you’re hurting.
>>33890958Hey!
>>33890994Go see it if you want. Just don't make it your personality, and don't expect me to find it interesting.
>>33890992Oh yeah, for sure! I find a lot of cosplayers’ work very impressive.
>>33890992That totally counts if you put the work in and actually make the thing.
Honestly I would like my bf to coom into my salad or on my pizza and look at me eating it
>>33890991>the rock of Gibraltar.Coincidentally, I was there yesterday.It's not about being the nth person who is in a place, but thinking about all the things that have happened there, standing on the ground where people walked before you maybe thousands of years ago. It gives you a new perspective seeing Africa so close to Europe.
>>33891009You're gross. That stuff goes in the pussy.
>>33891009Weirdo
>>33891010You're wasting your time, men don't appreciate history or geography.
I wish my fearful avoidant ex would have just admitted that she never loved me to begin with
>>33891010nta also, traveling is a good cure for racism.
State gender.Is there a correlation between competence and loyalty? I've never met a person who pulled themselves up by their bootstraps that wasn't deathly loyal to their partner. I know Jeff bezos for example makes for an exception. But I've never seen it otherwise.
>>33891016I AM a man.
>>33891009Hot
>>33891015I know>>33891013I don't want to get knocked up, not in this economy
>>33891016Wtf yes we do D:<
>>33891020bezos is not competent, he's just ruthless
>>33891028History, maybe. But you're happy to read about it.
>>33891010And that's all well and good, and there are good reasons to visit some of these places. But that's your own experience, and it's ridiculous to make it your personality and expect others to be interested in it.>>33891016I appreciate both. I don't care about a random person's experience traveling.>>33891019Not really.
>>33890968Why drums specifically? Do you play guitar or something?
Anyone see the new movie Bugonia? I really liked it.
>>33890963M>What do you consider the most attractive hobby? Gaming>What's the most unattractive?History or literature. I don't wanna come home to a history lecture.>Also, follow up question: would you like your partner to be serious about their hobby (striving to be top), or to be shallow at it (they'll give you more time that way).Pro level only, none of that match-3 or entry-level genshin. I'm a sucker for female pro gamers.Sad that no one said dancing.t. street dancer
>>33891019The people who hate on traveling are often tradcucks from my experience.
>Men: "Wow, the Roman Empire sure was cool!">Women: "Hey, why don't we take a trip to Italy and check out its ruins?">Men: "NOOOOO NOT TOURISM NOOOOOOO"Why are men like this?
>>33891009More protein :)
>>33890989Haha, that's weirdly hot.
>>33891037Everyone's a tradcuck as far as you're concerned.
>>33891032>it's ridiculous to make it your personality and expect others to be interested in it.Who's saying we are? This is a strawman.
>>33890957I guess you're right. I'll just continue to schlick to the "what if" fantasies.
>>33891025You’d have to ask very nicely for this
>>33891045I'm the PromiscuityChad.
>>33891047It isn't. Tons of women do this.
>>33891047*raises paw*I make tourism my entire personality. Well, that and
>>33891045And everyone's me according to you. :∆)
>>33891041I'm glad it's not just considered a weird holdover from when I was discovering masturbation.
>>33891038He just thinks you're getting blown out in your hotel room, but is too afraid to admit it.
I could fix femanon by making her a single mom
>>33891038have you ever been to rome? it's absolute hell. touristic explorations of history provide you with a super narrow view of it. museums can be ok occasionally, but it's very rare that visiting touristic ruins will ever feel like it was worth it.
>>33891053Are you the guy that didn't know how to use an awl?
>>33891038That's fine. Making your whole life about traveling constantly is stupid.
>>33891060Having stuffed animals at all as a grown adult is a weird holdover.
Men, is your sperm high quality?Is your erection strong?Is your ejaculation strong?Asking for scientific reasons
>>33891038I do want to go to Italy, but not with a w*man.
>>33891066Lol
>>33891065You have been? I see how it is now. It's okay that you went on tours and it's only bad that other people go on tours too. "Tourism for me, not for thee."
>>33891069>is your sperm high quality?no idea>Is your erection strong?no because i jack off 8 times a day on average>Is your ejaculation strong?no because i jack off 8 times a day on average
>>33891038Italy is ok, but you can find Roman settlements in a lot of places.
>>33891069>is your sperm high quality?doubtfully>Is your erection strong?very>Is your ejaculation strong?very
>>33891069>Men, is your sperm high quality?How would I know>Is your erection strong?Yeah>Is your ejaculation strong?Yeah
Touching his lips gently with my finger and then french kissing him and kissing his neck and running my hand through his hair...
>>33891066No idea who you're referring to. I've used an awl before though.
>>33891068My bf and I have a few in our living room. They look cute on the shelf.
>>33891074i'm not sure who you think you are replying to here
Rome is in Moscow, btw
>>33891069Shameless.>Men, is your sperm high quality?I think so.>Is your erection strong?Yeah. 6” long, ~5” girth I think.>Is your ejaculation strong?Generally, yeah. Maybe four or five ropes on average. Fairly thick and opaque.>Asking for scientific reasonsI’m sure.
>>33891069Fuck off
>>33891087>Yeah. 6” long, ~5” girth I think.oh, hi same dick bro
>>33890999no need to ask, bf material
>>33891069Probably not strong enough since I regrettably did not get my ex pregnant whilst hitting it raw
>>33891087>>33891093Why don't you guys get married?
>>33891069>Men, is your sperm high quality?I've never had it tested. >Is your erection strong?Yes. you can see it throbbing with my heartbeat>Is your ejaculation strong?Yes. Clean up is always a concern when I masturbate, since I can't just cum into a tissue.>Asking for scientific reasonsHave fun with your experiments.
Women, do you have good pussy?This is also for science.
>>33890996I think so I'll make that too
>>33891093That is an exceptionally gay reply.
>>33891035wtf i just put the link to it to my bookmarks an hour ago since it's showing here soon.
>>33891089CBTanon
>>33891099I don’t want to frot with anon. I want to impregnate femanon!
>>33891017you Piece of shit
>>33891105It's great. One of my favorites I've seen this year, and I go to the movies almost every week.
>>33891016>>33891030Men actually go outside the tourist traps when they travel, you fucking retarded dumb cunt. Are you projecting because you only get fucked and dumped by the gymbros from Tinder?
>>33891017Why still care about it?
>>33891109What is the purpose of this post? Why are you replying to me?
>>33891049I think fantasy is healthy if it's firmly a fantasy. Like wishing you were a shapeshifter who could go up and down at will is healthier than being permanently sad about your permanent size. At least with the former you also appreciate your real body in real life.
>>33891017Sad story bro
>>33891017Oh and this isn't gioyc.
>>33891118Uh oh, stinky, someone's having a melty.
>>33891103Please do. If you’ve got anything with lemongrass, that might help.
>>33891118>>33891131Lmao
>>33891118Oh this is so getting uploaded
GenderAre you shy? Are you shy only around the opposite gender, or the same too?I don't really understand why some people are shy around the same gender. Like, I constantly go to the gym, and in the locker room and shower room, I see many penises and asses, and many people see my penis and ass. It's kinda whatever.
State genderhow often do you go to the cinema?My boyfriends brother thought it was crazy I go every week
>>33891017Not how it works.
>>33891068Rude.
>>33891141Yes, only around w*men though, they're scary and Idon't want to go around them.
>>33891118I see women in more remote places all the time too, you deranged cunt.
>>33891140You really have zero shame, huh.
>>33891118M Yeh... and then when women go off the beaten path they get raped and you give them shit. Nice double standard, you huge faggot. This is th part where you call me a simp.
>>33891142MaleI've been 2-3 times in the past year. I can't imagine how you would go every week, that's expensive and there aren't nearly that many good movies coming out in a year.
>>33891141FI'm more shy around my own gender. Girls bullied me in school. Men have always been nicer and have similar hobbies.
>>33891118What no pussy does to a mfer
>>33891142You go alone?
>>33891150Are you bi?
>>33891151>>33891148>>33891146NTAYou should all kill yourselves.
>>33891141>I constantly go to the gym, and in the locker room and shower room, I see many penises and asses, and many people see my penis and ass.When people say they're shy they're talking about social interaction, not seeing someone's penis and ass.
>>33891126At this point, I think I've accepted that my growth spurt will never come. And I doubt getting pregnant will give me decent tits. So the >tfwflat posting here is more just venting general frustrations than anything else. I'm loved for how I am now, so I can be happy with working on the few things that I can.
>>33891149I don't have other expensive taste in things, I don't have a lot of bill or any debt. Yeah it isn't always great but there's always re-releases in my area and its my happy place. Tickets cost about 10 bucks for me.
>>33891156That's more of an incel thing, typically.
>>33891154Probably 70 percent of the time. I do take my bf or my mom or another friend the other 30 percent.>>33891155No straight.
Femanons, what do you think of this table? Would you let your bf if he was an artist to replicate your body and copy it into a table like it?
>>33891156Nice rebutall.
>>33891151I doubt he even travels either lol
>>33891156No thanks, my life is actually pretty alright.
>>33891118>>33891156>Women seem wicked, when you're unwanted
>>33891163What is this? How to steal a million?
>>33891163I hate it, and no.
>>33891165Anime conventions still count!
>>33891142MHaven't been that much lately but I was going maybe once or twice a month. I would go see old films at my local indie cinema.
>>33891163We should just put actual foids in those positions and leave them like that for days at a time.
>>33891163its freaky, no
>>33891175What if its only for your home, no one else will see it?
>>33891142M>how often do you go to the cinema?Only for dates. I prefer my home cinema, but if she’s not ready to come over, I’ll go with her. Still, I prefer other dating spots. >My boyfriends brother thought it was crazy I go every weekI had that phase too, my first date with three girls at the same time was at the cinema
>>33891118Based post.
I hate my life and I don’t care about anything but I’ve been forced to care
>>33891180That would be hot
>>33891182Why don't you have company ever?
>>33891185Forced to get fucked too?
>>33891182>no oneBut I would see it.Everything in that room belongs in a museum and I would not want ANY of it around me at home.Nta
>>33891141MI used to be much more shy in social situations when I was younger, but I’ve found in recent years that I can strike up a decent conversation with just about anybody if I need to.I am terrified, however, of being naked around pretty much anyone who isn’t a doctor or a woman I’m sleeping with. I get anxious whenever anyone but the aforementioned two touches me beyond a handshake, too. I imagine this is because I was molested once when I was a kid.
>>33891188In the bedroom
>>33891185You obviously care about us responding to you.
>>33891142fvery rarelyalso you going every week is pretty crazy, like i know people now say that it sucks but there are stuff like netflix so that's what i usually do instead, i was never that big into movies anyway
>>33891157I meant shy about being naked, not socially shy.
>>33891163is that trumps portrait on the wall kek
>>33891162Going there every week is kinda odd but there could be worse addictions. I was planning on going to the cinema alone this week.
>>33891185you wanna smell foid feet
>>33891142Mprobably once every couple years
>>33891142MI very rarely go these days. I do love going to the movies, though, and I watch them at home every now and then. Weekly trips to the movies sound fun.
What is the correlation between liking femdom and hating travel?
>>33891191Why do you think a bunch of extremely tacky modern furnishings belong in a museum?
>me explaining to her how the space heater I bought to keep her feet warm is the best for fire safety then she tells me we're breaking upok
>>33891185What’s going on?
>>33891158I mean in your schlick fantasies. It's not a good idea to put depressive thoughts in your head when your emotions and endorphins are at their wildest.You can make your bf a centaur because you don't have centaurs in real life. You can make your gf a witch whose magic spells send you up and down because you don't have witches in real life. But if you're just plain big then your comedown back to reality is going to be linked to disappointment.
>>33891209submissiveness and passiveness go hand in hand obviously
>>33891211Then throw it on the garbage dump? I don't care.
>>33891141MYeah, I'm shy. Unless a woman wants me, then I have no shame whatsoever. I don't want my clothes off around men, even in mundane contexts like locker rooms and whatnot. On the other hand, if I'm around women and they'd like me to be without clothes, I'd rip my clothing off immediately. It wouldn't matter if they wanted to interact beyond that or not.
>>33891213Ungrateful bitch
>>33891214>expecting that femanon to reply to youDon't give that retard any attention.
>>33891224It's a femanon?
>>33891204Why do you want to make yourself a target?
>>33891209I like femdom and I like travel.And why shouldn't I enjoy a little femdom?If all my life I've been told that I don't measure up, then why shouldn't I derive a little pleasure from women appreciating me when I don't measure up?
>>33891141I like nudist beaches. They're legit empowering. It's not about seeing dicks or pussies or showing yours. It's about being naked and not giving a single fuck.
>>33891213you shouldve gotten her picrel then disabled the thing that turns it off when it tips over
State gender and favorite fictional character.
>>33891209Why do you think those things are correlated?
>>33891239I asked because I don't know.
>>33891238MI dunno, uhhhh Superman maybe.
>>33891238solaire
>>33891240But why would you be interested in such a correlation? What led you to be curious about it?
>>33891240NTAThen it would have been correct to ask if there is one.
You shall prove your merit in the coming decades.
>>33891238F Oracle.
>>33891243I let him go mad in Izalith so I can steal all of his gear in all of my playthroughs.
Fuck, my hands are cold again. Femanon, would you mind letting me put my hands down the back of your pants to warm them up against your butt?
>>33891238M
>>33891247Thank you, Fortune Cookie. You came with some good tofu today.
>>33891238MBam Margera.
>>33891250use this >>33891236
>>33889525One of my hgs just told me my "aura threatens lower class women" What did she mean by this?
I am letting go
>>33891238Mis it weird to not really have a favorite fictional character?
>>33891238Way too many to really count but I've always had a thing for Spike from Cowboy Bebop. >>33891203Movies are my life. I have no greater love
>>33891238I don't really keep track, but at the moment, I'm really enjoying Juzo Mido. What an amazing voice.
>>33891238I wish my wife was real.
>>33891248The database?
>>33891253What a ride that goofballs life has been. Loved every moment.
>>33891263I wish my wife was horny.
>>33891258no not at all. unless you overly invest yourself in a franchise like a manchild i dont see how anybody could
>>33891230what?>>33891238Fugh mordecai....
>>33891256?
>>33891258A little.>>33891259It's Jet for me.
>>33891248It's been 14 years, you have to let her go.
>>33891270You want to fuck a slacker bluejay
>>33891270Try not to prove me right for once.
>>33891272Jet is underrated.
>>33891265What are you talking abo- OH, not the Matrix. DC. lol
>>33891238MZuko from ATLA maybe, or Yang from LOTGH
>>33891246Well? Is there?
>>33891274I won't, dammit! it was fucking character assasination!! lol
>>33891282And he was a good friend.
>>33891280How was anybody supposed to know...?
Should I watch “Lawrence of Arabia” or “Barry Lyndon”?
>>33891238ftm, current is ddayknight from MMall time favorite would have to be Officer K though.
>>33891282>Yang from LOTGH
>>33891289It was obvious to anyone who reads comics. NTA.
>>33891274I can't, I'm sorry. I hope she forgot about me, I don't want to think about her or for her to think about me. I wish I could let go, but it seems that I can't. I hate myself for it every day.
Guys and girls of /atoga/, state your gender and drop your best opener. Pretend I'm your ideal partner and you get exactly one shot to start a conversation. If it isn't interesting enough, I dip. Could be a line, an action, or both.
>>33891290Do you have white guilt or a sense to grind your way to the top?
>>33891289Fair point.
>>33891290Barry Lyndon.
>>33891296Nah, not doing your homework.
>>33891296FSup cutie, can I see your letterboxd?
>>33891296FNice dick you have there, boy
>>33891290OF COURSE it's my boy Lawrence. What the fuck else you gon' pick, The Legend of Bagger Vance?
>>33891290https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qw4JjdwApto&t=19sNow I wanna rewatch it too...
>>33891302Ahahaha this would work on me
>>33891296M"Please leave me alone"
>>33891296Mso uh, what's your opinion on the jews
>>33891296MWant to eat pizza and have sex with me?
>>33891271I am letting go of the thought of my ex gf. She was mean to me and there was no way it would ever have worked out in the state she was in. I was unhappy but comfortable, I seek comfort but I need to be uncomfortable in order to find someone better who will treat me with respect and love me for who I am and not something that was projected onto me
>>33891307Gotta check that top four first
>>33891238MFemanon
>>33891315Well, I’m taken, but let’s see if I pass anyways>Alien>Total Recall>The Last Temptation of Christ>The Holy Mountain
WomenWhy did the captcha ask me to verify that I'm human before it allowed me to solve the captcha?
>>33891313Men love mean girls, proven yet again
>>33891302Should I actually make an account so I can show off my progress? Same with Goodreads for books.Right now I just keep a list of everything I watch/read in a text file.
>>33891301grim>>33891302could work, depends if he gets it>>33891304starting with SA, strong move>>33891308F: *stare* "ok">>33891311unironically would work on a /pol/cel>>33891312opening with sex out of nowhere would almost never work
>>33891326nta odd choices desu.
>>33891296Male"Damn girl, you shit with that ass?"
>>33891142MNever
>>33891334I’m a very odd man.
>>33891330Men love whoever is willing to give them even the tiniest scraps of affection, even if they're otherwise mean.
>>33891332>so I can show off my progress?You're not "making progress" you're watching movies and reading books. That's just shit people do to keep from getting bored.
>>33891333>F: *stare* "ok"They wouldn't do that. I'm quite ugly, so the only time one would try to talk to me is to get something out of me and they never insist after I tell them to leave.
>>33891339So actually men love mean girls, thanks for reiterating that .
>>33891141MMore socially anxious than shy. I get a lump in my stomach every time I have to make a phone call or keep an appointment.
>>33891333The idea is that they say "no" and then you say "Why? What do you have against pizza?"To be clear, I've never used that line, nor have I ever used a line per se at any point in my life. It was just a joke an acquaintance told me about one time.
>>33891313Wrong thread, maybe, but sorry bro.
>>33891277benson detected (he's fine too)
>>33890998Women, thoughts on this drama?
>>33891344Men love mean girls and nice girls and any girls in between because men love all girls. It's up to the girl herself to decide whether she wants to be mean or nice.
>>33891352Nobody is going to read all that.
>>33891351What the actual fuck lmao he is a GUMBALL MACHINE
>>33891069No to all.
>>33891352>>33891356they'll only see the image and say "my work here is done"
>>33891344NtaI prefer submissive cum dumpsters.But I have to admit, some of them can be BPDemons.
>>33891358is it any better than fucking a piece of text on /atoga/?
>>33891352>blue board
>>33890963I feel like the word 'hobby' is gradually taking on more and more sinister connotations.
>>33891367Touché
>>33891069I impregnated my wife on literally the first time we had sex without birth control, and I'm still fertile despite having had a vasectomy. My sperm is incredibly strong/powerful, I think.
>>33891354>feminine male copes about wanting a mean girlJust bee yourself, no need to be so defensive.
How mainstream vs. alternative do you dress on a daily basis, outside of work or professional obligations that is?
>>33891330He is saying the exact opposite and the other anon is right, men just want a scrap of affection, if they can get it, it doesn't matter if the girl is mean or not. They'd prefer a nice women that will give them affection but that's not always in the cards
>>33891367Hey, my texts are nice! >:(
>>33891373Uhhh it's called she cheated bud
>>33891376I'm a goth.
>>33891373I am so sorry to hear that.
Do you think if it was possible for trolls and internet flame warriors to physically maim and execute their opponents through cyber-attacks, that 4chan would be the world's first digital mass grave site? Like would it be the Tuol Sleng Killing Fields Museum in Cyberspace?
>>33891352>It got deleted Anyway it was some guy who confessed to this chick he is dating he paid for a bj in the past, she was understanding and confessed she sold nudes on Reddit. Now he is being a little bitch about it.
>>33891382https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIahR0AZWGs
>>33891386No, the first one probably would have been Helldump. The hacker known as 4chan would have figured out a way to make this technology jerk everybody off instead
>>33891336I doubt it will ever work. >>33891348It could work as a sexual (not) joke to set the mood, but almost never as an opener.
>>33891141f, sure. i think it's because i don't have *that* much experience. for example if i'm on the beach i kinda completely avoid looking at shirtless men because looking at someone who's like that feels disrespectful to me. technically i've seen many naked/shirtless guys but in reality i avoid looking even if they are in my vicinity. and one time when my crush in the past was hanging out on a couch shirtless, i did manage to go against my urges and i didn't look a single time lol. maybe i should've just to have that memory but i'm also glad i'm able to have this control over myself.
>>33891386>Tuol SlengYou really had to bring that up and make me sad again huh...
>>33891389Stop trying to hit on goth girl.
>>33890356No. I can punch up.
>>33891391It's not supposed to work.
>>33891395I would do insane things with you.Expose your lustful depths.
>>33891333Your retarded post was the grim one.>pls atoga pls help me with my opener on tinder pls plsFuck off.
i wish men were into cool stuff too
>>33891376Mi dress incredibly boring. some lumberjack shirt with some tshirt underneath + levi's or a light blue short sleeve light blue shirt with nothing underneath if its hot outside.this is both my work wear and my casual wear.
>>33890372Lemonade with mint and salt and a crushed up B vitamin
>>33891405What cool stuff?
>>33891132Didn't find lemongrass just chamomile
>>33891400Cool, can you sock me in the jaw and bruise me real good with your knuckles? It won't turn me on or give me a boner, I promise.
>>33891405I'm into food prepping. Is that not cool enough for you? I literally keep my creations in the freezer.
>>33891405the cool stuff i'm into is way too autistic for you
>>33891405Sadly men are not into cool stuff. One breed of men is into hunting, fishing, mud bogging and monster truck rallies, and the other breed of man is into My Little Pony and anime porn. Disturbingly, both types of men are really into guns and will openly fantasize about using them to hurt people.
>>33891403thanks, i will never receive this validation irl though
>>33891405What do you care since you never reply to the replies you get?
>>33891380No, our child was planned. I got a vasectomy later, when we decided we didn't want more kids, and I found out that I was still fertile via fertility testing. So she's stayed on her birth control, and she'll stay on it until this next vasectomy is confirmed successful. I'm so good at impregnating her that we don't want to take any chances. >>33891385It is what it is.
>>33891408coooool stuffinternet stufffictional coool stufso coolyou wouldnt get it u only like sports and crypto >>33891412its not bad but its not cool>>33891413your self diagnosed autism wont save u from ur boring tastes
>>33891416I like to read books from the library.
>>33891420>urYeah, you're very interesting and smart, I'm sure lol
>>33891421Oh, so you suffer from mental challenges. Congratulations on your remedial literacy training, I guess.
>>33891409Get some next time you’re out; it helps.Tell the guy at the store Shoon sent you
fun fact: when a foid fucks your text on atoga, you will feel it the next time you fap
>>33891417Why is that? Do you close yourself off?
>>33891428You should kill yourself.
>>33891216>It's not a good idea to put depressive thoughts in your head when your emotions and endorphins are at their wildest.I don't think we can address this issue properly without looking at it from a larger context, which I think would take a long time. I know my masturbation habits are riddled with problems, and I'm going about fixing them one at a time.
>>33891428G-g-g-ghost pussy! D:
>>33891425Why does going to library make me stupid? It's smarter than buying a bunch of books I'll only read once.
>>33891428That sounds lovely. I hope lots of women fuck my text.
Why do men use either excessively bulky cases for their phone or none at all?
>>33891428... wat?
>>33891429not this time satan, i will remain pure!
>>33891434You only read a book once?
>>33891431way ahead of you...>>33891433you scared?>>33891435however, there IS a downside
I wonder if femanon has ever fucked my text
>>33891436I use a folio case so I can store cards, coupons and tickets with my phone. It also functions as a stand. Let me guess, you hate cargo shorts too?
>>33891436No case = cool guyBulky case = tacticool guy
>>33891439That is unfair, I didn't even get 6 trips!
>>33891440NTA but I've only ever read one book in my life and that's The Bible. Only book I'll ever need is God's #1 best seller.
>>33891440Why would you waste your time rereading books when you could expand your horizons by reading more books?
>>33891440I'll read a book again years later but I can just get it from the library again.
>>33891441>there IS a downsideWhich is?
men, how often do you guys sit down to pee? and what determines if you'll sit vs stand whilst peeing?
>>33891441>you scared?Petrified!
>>33891440NTAThat is the normal thing to do.
>>33891442I wonder if any of the girls you went to school with ever fucked your dad.
>>33891428You have gotten way too horny.
>>33891457No offense to my dad, but I don’t think he could pull that off tbqh. He’s also just too nice to do that
>>33891455NTA, I had to read Neuromancer like 7 times because I didn't understand it the first time and wasn't sure if I understood it any of the other times I read it either. All I got out of it was that it was about a ninja chick who has sex with a pill addict, and there's part where people get their heads all chopped off by a robot.
>>33891405what kind of cool stuff>>33891376rn I'm poor so just wear basic clothes really, used to wear a bit more alt/emo stuff but gave most of it away>>33891270>ugh mordecaibased lol my mom says I remind her of him lol>>33891250you got gloves>>33891185you okay? you depressed?
>>33891449Maybe I just really like the book? I have some fiction I like to go back to every few years.
>>33891444>you hate cargo shorts too?Yes. Acquire taste, PLEASE.>>33891446Not using a case is cool? It's dumb and irresponsible not to protect a fragile $$$ device.
>>33891462I'm reading it right now, doesn't seem that complicated to me.
>>33891452>how often do you sit down to pee?Almost literally 100% of the time. It's cleaner, it's more comfortable, it's quieter, and so on. On any toilet that you're confident is clean, it simply makes more sense to sit down to pee.>what determines if you'll sit vs stand whilst peeing?I stand at urinals, obviously, at public bathrooms, since I don't know how gross those seats are. I also pee in the shower, because it's pretty freeing.
>>33891452it's probably when they shit (or they're gay)>>33891451it also goes for moids that think you're a foid or who just want to fuck around>>33891454oooooo spoooky (it's hallowover)
>>33891142M, that's based, I only go like twice a year...When I have more money I wanna go more often again on days/nights off etc. but it feels kinda lame going alone>>33891141M, yeah I'm super shy but I try to act normal to overcompensate the other waythe gender is pretty irrelevant
>>33891452I always sit down when I’m at home. I always stand in public restrooms or outdoors.
Are men ever happy in a relationship? Even when my ex loved me, he doubted the relationship
>>33891463>you got glovesNope, I have to use your ass.
>>33891452I pee standing up at work and public bathroom and pee sitting down at home most of the time. I cant avoid multi stream because phimosis
>>33891296Mhey, uh, i was thinking, uh, if y-uh you w-wanted to go on-on-on a date with me?
>>33891462You are incredibly stupid.And I am honestly offended with how you wasted your time.
>>33891476It depends if there's adequate sex and affection.
wow I did not know men sitting to pee was this common, i thought only transwomen did it lolvery eye opening responses
>>33890757M, bc I ran out and am poor, I have sunflower oil tho
>>33891476Of course we are. Your ex being preoccupied and unable to enjoy the relationship doesn’t mean we’re all like that.
>>33891296MSPREADLEGS
>>33891486It just makes sense. It’s not like it’s very hard to sit in a way where my dick doesn’t touch the seat, and I’m less liable to get piss anywhere that I don’t want it.
>>33890757You don't care.
>>33891486Most transwomen pee standing up to flex on ciswomen.
>>33891476you should get better exes
>>33890410does he run away or smth when you approach>>33890333I agree that is odd that they open so much earlier lol (as someone who works in a restaurant). 15-30mins I can understand just if people want to get seated and such before ordering but 1hr is a bit cray
>>33891491wouldnt the end of the dick touch the toilet water tho?
>>33891486i pee on the seat to assert dominance
>>33891296f i don't use social media either pls pick meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Girls are you jealous that you dont have a cool line like men that can say suck my dick or suck my balls? If you say fuck you it sounds like you lost and are seething.
>>33890757Far be it from me to deprive a woman of the experience of putting exactly what she wants in my kitchen. I just don’t use sesame oil enough to keep it on hand all the time.
>>33890099M, just black usually, sometimes with sugar>>33890069yes, those are bad bitch sunglasses lol and fun
>>33891498Weak. I dribble pee on the floor so women have to bend over to clean it up.
>>33891465That's fine. But hopefully you spend more time reading new things and not just keeping up a rotation of books you've already read.
>>33891497No.
>>33891497Lol no, I’m not hanging over six inches of flaccid dong into the toilet anon
>>33890023push yourself to try something new. find something you're interested in and spend some time every night or on weekends or whatever learing/practicing it>>33889970oral sex doesn't count tbf, I've had oral sex but am still a turbovirgin incel for life
>>33891503Lame, I shit in front of their toilet doors.
>>33891500Women should start saying "gargle my gash" or something similar.
>>33891405Ah yes the le interesting art hoe cunt with her arbitrary and ever-evolving thoughts of what is cool post
>>33891513Women do you like it when he gargle it
It's crazy that I can find hundreds of videos online of women smoking cigarettes. I love women who smoke.
>>33891518God made women so man could fetishize them.
>>33889795Mwomen probably>>33889666M, yeah sure, I still like clubbing so
Nice cosplay.
>>33891479F: "nah, I'm good"
I love his voice :/ wish he was talking to me instead of her
>>33891518I look at videos of women sucking dick, myself. I love women who suck dick.
>>33891513but men would say something like "gladly" or "heh heh, dont mind if i do *tips fedora*"vaginas dont have the inherent disgusting repulsiveness of the penis so its not really as much as an insult
>hiccupFuck, I wanted to sleep....
>>33891522That better be you because SEXO
>>33889611fit is good I think, but only jacked if you want to attarct gays>>33891518just go to the bar/nightclub smoking area and you can see them irl>>33891476>Are men ever happynot me>>33891452I always sit to pee at home>>33891436because the bulky ones are like 5 quid on amazon and protect my phone better>or none at allliving life on the edge
>>33891528Tsp of peanut butter.
About to toast some slices of baguette in the oven and top them with melted cheese to put in my french onion soup.
>>33891522how do I get a girl like that
>>33891522damn you're right that's good and she's prettyyy
Fems, do you have a nose ring?
>>33891522Eww, what's all that weird shit on/around her nose?
I'm a bi femboy who literally sucks cocks and takes them in the ass, but even I think that sitting to pee is peak gay.
>>33891544Also, my cock barely fits in the toilet when I'm sitting.
>>33891525He is not gay?
>>33891541No
>>33891543Repellant for losers like you.>>33891537Be Russian.
>>33891541No, just a bunch in my ears.
>>33891532I am not American, so I don't have that at home.I managed to get rid of it by holding my breath.
>>33891538guess who busted on november 1st
>>33891555nta but how does not liking ugly fang nose rings make someone a loser?
>>33891562me?
>>33891558Almond butter? Biscoff? Anything with a similar consistancy. The force of swallowing resets a muscle.
>>33891522would pat head of until her insecurity goes away
I want a farmer boyfriend
>>33891547why no guy ever says this to pickup women, would 100% work.
Women, what do you think about a boyfriend that's into crossdressing and does both male and female cosplay (and looks good in it).
>>33891569I am not at home, but...>almond butterBruh what. lolAnyway, I appreciate you trying to help, but my body is already fixed now.
>>33891576average 4chan male. burn it with fire.
>>33891563I am that guy, and it's all septum piercings that are hideous and gross, not just those ones in particular.
Both genders, how do you interpret the whole idea of "never give up, do whatever it takes to succeed" as a common cultural theme?On one hand, most people DO self-limit and simple hard-work and discipline ARE the main limiting factors of success. On the other hand, the reality of genetic ceilings is an inarguable truth and many fields of human endeavor have these hard ceilings built into them by nature of their difficulty. Where is the line drawn between "extreme ambition and persistence" and "delusionally beating my head into a wall I can never get through because I'm unable to admit it can't happen to myself"?
>>33891238MDivayth Fyr
>>33891571do you want these fingers in your cootercuz every farmer i know has hands like this
>>33891583>never give upNEVER BACK DOWN NEVER WHAT>do whatever it takes to succeedeh, I think people often focus too much on result and a pictuer of success, instead of just focusing on being present and enjoying the process of working on/towards something meaningful to them, regardless of the outcome innitI've always believed that if you're working on something you're passionate about and find joy/reward in, it's not time wasted regardless of whether you "succeed" or not
>>33891576It's revolting and disgusting. Women LARP as super progressive because themes of victimization, oppression, self-expression and liberation appeal to their biological and cultural sensibilities. In reality however, the thought of marrying or loving a man that fucks other dudes or is sexually submissive/effeminate enough to "pass" sexually is repulsive at a deeply subconscious level. This is true in all cases whether the woman is aware of it or not.
>>33891238MI think Sand dan Glokta, maybe Kaladin
>>33891588rare specimen
Women I need to get laid or I’m going to die. Question mark
>>33891576NAG but I dated a girl who crossdressed me so they do existshe got a gf after though tbf and is in the police now so I think she was a repressed lesbian or smth
>>33891238Don Quixote or Vivec.
>>33891591it would be pretty satisfying to clean those and i get to hold ur hand the whole time, win win to me.
>>33891583the dealer hands me random cards and i play them to the best of my ability. if i notice that i do better on certain hands then i lean into them. if i notice that i don't really make progress then i either try something different or if it is mostly unavoidable suffer through it until the dealer hands me better cards again.
>>33891593Another image board trad larper male suddenly becoming a humanist the moment it suits him, you creatures are disgusting lmao
>>33891604well as long as youre aware i cant blam eyou
>>33891598To an unfortunate degree.
GenderWhat does a life worth living looks like to you?
Women, what would you think if your boyfriend went to a hair salon, had his hair straightened for the first time ever and not did he like it, but straight up said his hair has never looked so good before?His hair ended up looking like picrel.
>>33891612MCumming.
>>33891612The fuck does that even mean?
>>33891612MA warm bed, a roof over my head, food in my belly.
>>33891238Alex or jean des esseinteshttps://youtu.be/ThwrAUyBPN4
>>33891612MA nice and cozy acreage somewhere isolated, where I can pursue my passion projects, with lots of animals and a family.
>>33891602I'm bi, but I won't get a boyfriend. Maybe another femboy or trans at most, it's fun to have sex with men, especially when they're so eager to fuck me, but I'm not attracted to them.
>>33891612MBeing hot enough to be able to choose which woman to get laid to.
>>33891612FOne where I'm married and in love
>>33891612MBeing a wife guy
>>33891238m Wanda von Dunajew or Maria Puder
>>33891612Not being physically or mentally disabled.
>>33891612MNo wage slaving. Work like 30-35 hours a week. Anything else is voluntary.
>>33891612MaleThe exact same life I currently live right now (good work, good hobbies, good friends), but with a woman at my side to build our future together.
>>33891562I didn't. It was after midnight.
>>33891612MGetting lots of oral sex
>>33891607I'm neither of those things. And no part of my post even had humanist attitudes, you retard. Stop using these words because you think they make you sound competent. I promise you it is not working.
>>33891612FMe and my boyfriend, a nice small house with a good record collection, job I like, couple game systems and enough free time to work on film projects.
>>33891612Mwoman that loves mea job that doesnt make me contemplate suicideoptional:2-4 kids, home ownership
>>33891626You just pissed Wheels off.
>>33891623M ditto
>>33891612M not be in physical pain or lose mental function.
>>33891612Ma long-term job that gives me a convincing impression that it lastingly betters the lives of others while also providing enough for my family and myselfa family that i enjoy spending time with, that shows me affection and that i can spend time on to improve their livessome variety so it doesn't get too boring
>>33891571FI know a single guy. 34 to 37 age range, cant remember. My cousin.Owns a massive farm. Cows, mostly for milk. Chickens for own consumption, 4 houses in the property, one is master house, two for farmhands and one for guests.As far as I know the last girl rejected him because he didnt have fast enough internet connection, and refused to fund her habbit of going abroad to see bands.
>>33891615>>33891617>>33891619>>33891621>>33891623>>33891624>>33891626>>33891627>>33891630>9 replies>6 males>2 didn't state gender (i.e. male)>1 """"""female""""""And people still say there are women on /atoga/...
>>33891637Is that your newest favourite word?
>>33891636Nah, bro, I know it's all relative. Unironically, people with mental disabilities are some of the happiest people I've ever met.
>>33891612M>Not working but having enough money for anything I want>Strong health and never getting any disease>Living in a nice apartment in the centre of a big city>Parties, orgies
>>33891641Can I get his number or
>>33891643No.
>>33891642F It's a stupid question, to be fair.
>>33891648Are you a virgin or another trash SA victim?
>>33891652Rude.
State gender.Did you go to college and if so did you enjoy it?
Does anyone here unironically view fat people as inferior to them?
Women, what would make you consider being a sister wife?
>>33891656Bitch
>>33891661fat women yes, fat men no
>>33891657Are not most lives worth living?
>>33891660Myesyes
>>33891660FNothing happened other than getting a degree. It was a net nothing in my life tb.h
>>33891661FWomen yes men no because I'm a chubby chaser.Slightly overweight men, especially ones that carry in their stomachs are like gods to me.
>>33891660Myesno, university was 7 years of studying and constant work and suffering without any time off, but it did land me a good job that i could not have gotten otherwise
>>33891671ur sick
>>33891669You didn't make friends and memories? Fun parties? Learning cool things about the world?
>>33891642>>33891667Only a woman would think that.I take back what I said.
>>33891671im >>33891666fuck off bitch, theres only room for one chubby chaser here
>>33891674I like softer sweet boys that want me to feed them
>>33891661>fat peopleI don't see them as some subset of people, like white people or black people. They're just people who are temporarily fat.
>>33891660Myeah but only for a yeari only became friends with my roommates but they were really cooli stilll visit them a few times a yearif you have debilitatingly awful social skills there isnt a point honestly
>>33891676I'm fucking serious here. You may be going through a rough patch now but to think it will NEVER change?
>>33891671>>33891666We have two lesbian fat fucks in here or what?
>>33891679you can try, but once i notice i start gaining weight, its purging time
>>33891683ntafor many people, nothing good has ever happened in their lives. you'd be insane not to lose hope
Friendly reminder to all the retard betas here: when women say shit like >>33891671 by "Slightly overweight" or "dadbod" they mean something like picrel, not your disgusting skinnyfat belly-gynecomastia combo.
>>33891681I started that way. High school was rough. But I found my people in college and felt like my life finally started.
>>33891688Nice crop.
>>33891684lesbian? i like fat dudes not fat chicks. also i dont identify as a woman
>>33891691>also i dont identify as a womanYou certainly write like one.
>>33891687That's just sour grapes.
>>33891662Loving both of them
State genderWould you date a deaf person?
>>33891688This is what I mean.
GenderWhat is your actual gender?
>>33891683when the rough patch lasts 27 years it is very hard to not get down about it
This woman trying to sell something almost turned psycho when I just ignored her and walked past her when she was calling for me. It seemed like nobody had ignored her before.
>>33891683you are a woman and therefore you will always be able to get laid and get a job, for example (you may not get Chad or a 7 figure job, but those are just delusions from (you)r part).Life for men is very different.
>>33891701f tomboy
>>33891697MYes, would date deaf or mute person, but blind sounds too challenging desu
>>33891697F No. But just because I'm deaf myself and I'd be concerned that that's a safety issue.
>>33891701Mbi
>>33891660FHm.. studying was really difficult and unending. I had fun too, but would never want to do it again
>>33891701MAnime catboy
>>33891709real?
>>33891689yeah same. i feel like covid basically stopped high school for me. i cant even remember talking to anyone after freshmen year because of that. it sort of jump started the self loathing although thats kind of n excuse
>>33891704Bro, what if that was Wheels or the deaf one?
>>33891701MFuture dad
>>33891715I can't image dealing with school during covid, so happy I was a working adult by then
>>33891612FNice fun moments. I generally have a few every day
>>33891701MCosmic, interdimensional deity
>>33891697Mif she was hot and liked me yeahthat applies to everything thoughdisabled, ethnic minority, political disagreement, is evil and mean, literally a fucking retard, etc. etc. ad infinitum
>>33891660M. I went, but didn't make much of it. Kind of a waste desu.
>>33891713Yeh. I've talked a bit about it before.
>>33891701FFDoesn’t sound very exciting..
>>33891701Magender subhuman non-person
>>33891698well anon, the reason chubby chasers arent into skinnyfat men is because skinnyfat doesn’t = fatim not attracted to that pic because the guy is literally too slim, pathetically small moobs and hardly any love handles with a belly that doesn’t even hang over his waistband, not to mention his arms and im assuming legs look average, not chubby at all. dude needs a good 70+ more pounds on him.
>>33891717I don't lurk on /atoga/ enough to know all the characters.All of are average standard white middle class 25 year old americans as far as I'm concerned.
>>33891708At least it would be easy to talk to a blind person, you'd have to learn how to sign to date a deaf person.
>>33891697FYes no problem. I’ll learn sign language
>>33891701MtFtMtFtM
Should I go back to school primarily to just socialize? I graduated with a computer science degree 2 years ago and both covid and my own autism prevented me from socializing. I really want to try tho. I'm 24... will this make me an unc?
>>33891701MEvil man with evil mustache rubbing his hands
>>33891738If you want, sure. You’re an adult, do whatever you want
>>33891698That’s me except not as much.
>>33891738>Should I go back to school primarily to just socialize?Stupid idea, no one is gonna want to hang with the unc.
>>33891620>it's fun to have sex with men... but I'm not attracted to themlol fair enough>>33891612a life where I'm 6 feet under>>33891238Mandy from The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy, I find her adorable for some reason kek>>33891738>Should I go back to school primarily to just socialize?no>>33891701M>>33891697I guess but I'd have to write stuff or learn sign language>>33891660M, it was fine and the social side was fun but I dropped out
Are there people on this board who unironically find black men attractive??
>>33891697MI'd date her, I guess, but I don't know sign language so I don't know how we'd talk.
>>33891701Technically intersex though outwardly F.
>>33891744:(
>>33891750>Technically intersexqrd? you have a cock?
>>33891749Some of them can read lips. And there's texting.
>>33891746most women (specially white women) irl find them attractive, and if you actually believe there actually are women on this thread, then yes.
>>33891752No. But I had internal balls. They've been surgically removed.
>>33891697I SAID "YES"
>>33891697yes, i have a nasally and not very pleasing to listen to voice, so itd be nice to not have to worry about him judging me based off of it
>>33891750>Technically intersexIs this that new thing where women with PCOS say that they're "intersex"?
>>33891660M yes. I suppose I did. I did CS for my bachelor but that was before it became shit.
>>33891758>and not very pleasing to listen to voiceThat's what YOU think.
I haven’t written shit today bleh. Sure I will tomorrow, at least
>>33891759I think that lady's legit. She's gone quite indepth on the subject.
>>33891763Anyone can read a wikipedia page, most people just heard about that syndrome because it was on an episode of House. It's a larp.
>>33891756Wow, never knew that was a thing.
>>33891701MM
>>33891675I hoped to find a boyfriend there and didn't. So all the parties and activities felt pointless.
>>33891768Yeh, it was a preventative for cancer.
Is she really going out with him?
>>33891766>not automatically assuming anything a woman says about herself is a larp
>>33891776Bullshit artist, this is like that guy on reddit who pretended to have two dicks.
>>33891779Sis they're engaged now, it's over.
>>33891780just like 6'3" volleyball girl kek
>>33891785I'm going to ignore you from here on.
i love when my cock starts smelling like cum and sweat after jacking off several times
Why are women so dumb?
>>33891792I’m sorry :[
>>33891788You think an abnormal person wouldn't be more likely to post on 4chan than an average person?
>>33891792Persoannly I am dumb due to the constant eating of Lead PFAS and BPAs and other microtoxins my entire life
>>33891792Dumb girls are cute so they evolved to get dumber.
>>33891797not that larp specifically, no
>>33891792
>>33891792F.You tell meWhen I get a bill in the mail I get anxious and hide it rather than pay it. and only open it when I get "last notice" type of mail.Why didnt I open it and pay it in the first place? What the fuck is wrong with me? I came to the conclusion I am stupid.
>>33891797NTA but>a) women are less likely to post on non-normie websites, and WAY less likely to post on a site the media paints as Lord Incel's evil lair (even tho 4chan is basically reddit nowadays)>b) actual abnormal people usually hide their abnormalness, therefore it is safe to assume anyone who parades their abnormality online is just seeking attention
>>33891818Is it really parading to simply answer a question that someone else asked?
>>33891810You're not stupid, just cowardly.>>33891807>>33891803I guess that's kinda true.>>33891798Fair enough. Seems like everything in this world can either make you stupid or give you cancer.>>33891796It's okay, we're all a little dumb sometimes.
>>33891818You're a cynical fucker, ain't you? Probably no irl friends?
>>33891791>>33891792Pottery
>>33891824I wasn't here when that conversation happen, so I can't tell
>>33891828i have a stem phdt. cock sweat guy
>>33891827i mean nothing he said was untrue
>>33891831What field
>>33891827>cynicalI try not to be when its possible.
>>33891818Sour grapes that you've never gotten attention?
>>33891835an autistic subfield of maffs
>>33891831me too I have 2 even
>>33891796*head pats*
>>33891831I have six seven phds and giant iq too.
>>33891842cocks? that's crazy man
why are women so smart
>>33891831A Pretty Huge Dick?
So gf and I of one and a half years just broke up. Lots of wonderful memories but also lots of hurt. I am currently looking back and facing the fact that I was walked on / taken advantage of in ways. Tons of suppressed hurt. My good friend got married last night. Same day she moved all her shit out of the house. Very fun day, so much fun but also emotional. At the end of the night I was having a convo with a friend and his gf and something he said triggered my sadness and I had to break away and go outside. Cried behind dudes garage alone for 10 minutes til I was able to walk to the fire. His gf who is a long time friend came outside and just randomly hugged me and I hugged her back and just started weeping like a fucking baby man. Literally started balling in this woman’s arms and she just held me there. I took a breath and got to my senses and I thanked her and apologized for being that way and said that I was sorry for putting that on her. She goes “Sorry for what, expressing your emotions?” with a really concerned look on her face and I just started to cry again. She just held me for like 10 minutes while I cried and literally wiped my face off witn the sleeves of her hoody. I feel like such a huge baby man but it felt so fucking good and she made me feel so comfortable and safe and I am so grateful But I also feel guilty for putting that out there at my friends wedding night Idk did I fuck up
Is it really that much of a leap that an intersex person would use 4chan? I mean, it's rare, but it does exist. This place is for outcasts.
>>33891858It isn’t a leap at all, no, but “nothing ever happens”
>>33891855
I ate 6 blueberries and 5 raspberries today. I'm getting my life together
>>33891854nta, but I would love to have that instead of my stem master's degree.
I think women come into my room when I am not paying attention and hide my phone. Why do you do this
>>33891858this place is for racist white teenage weaboo males exclusively
>>33891858pretty much what >>33891862 said.
>>33891855No, you didn’t fuck up.
>>33891868So, trannies.
>>33891868Lol. 4chan is not a super secret club. I mean, it's gotten fucking Family Guy jokes.
>>33891855Was this the girl that got mad at you everytime you tried to talk to her about your issues?
>>33891855yes, you did fuck up.
>>33891858>This place is for outcasts.Yeah we're definitely not like those normies over on the other sites, we're special.
>>33891875
Girls, would you date a 28-year-old virgin man from Canada who poops his pants?
>>33891855no? who cares it might be a bit awkward but that is it
>>33891879Lol but anon, we can say nigger and faggot here. That makes us better, somehow
>>33891881Why does he poop his pamts
>>33891876More or less yeah long history of being dismissive she also had a poor sense of boundaries and would just shoot it down when I talked to her about it >>33891882I also felt bad because I like the dude a lot and I don’t want it to be weird that his gf consoled me while I cried like a babbling Brooke >>33891872I hope not >>33891877I feel like I did a little bit and do hand some guilt
>>33891864I ate some dried mango. Woohoo
>>33891855Gender?
>>33891889So his wife was comforting you?
>>33891889I wouldn’t worry too much about it. It was awkward, but those people are your friends. They care.It’s not like this is likely to be a regular occurance either, I would think.
>>33891885Something bad happened in his past...
>>33891855You didn't fuck up. Life happens and we're all just doing our best to survive it the best we can. Maybe show her your appreciation by taking/sending the two of them out for a meal, your treat.
>>33891889I'm glad you got away from her. And if your friends get mad at you for being heartbroken they aren't good friends in the first place but it seems like they care
>>33891883Every day I wake up and thank God that I'm a 4channer.
>>33891901I thank Him for other stuff but have been asking for a pretty disproportionate amount of 4chan-related favors lately
In the US, specifically in a large city, is it a flex to have your own apartment as a 25 year old? I need every advantage I can get to get a woman
>>33891907For sure No roommates?
>>33891907>apartment In the hood?
Am I loser guys be honest with me
>>33891914I’m gonna need more info.
>>33891914Yes, for sure, 100%
Jake Gyllenhal is really hot
Men are you doing NNN?
>>33891914Already told you yes
>>33891921No. That shit is dumb.
>>33891921Nope just gooned
>>33891921No, that's only if you have an addiction, isn't it?
>>33891921I hope not.
Pain
>>33891909No roommates. The place costs $2400 per month>>33891912It’s a nice area. I kind of want to rent a home in the hood though because I’ll have more space for my stuff and it would be a little bit cheaper
>>33891921I prefer Destroying Dick December
MI ran 8 miles and don't want to have sex right now. Explain why.
>>33891932>The place costs $2400 per monthHow many rooms?
>>33891921>the virgin No Nut Novembervs>the chad Whiteboi Denial Week
>>33891921Nope. I’m doing Novel November or whatever you want to call it since NaNoWriMo is no more
>>33891921just nutted november
Is Stop Schlicking September a thing?
>>33891932>I kind of want to rent a home in the hood though because I’ll have more space for my stuff and it would be a little bit cheaperNeverFucking Do It
>>33891943I hope so. It'd be fun watching all the femanons lose their minds when they're ovulating and not able to schlick.
>>33891932What kind of stuff? If I was your gf I'd just help you declutter to have more room
Men, when you need to pee where in your body do you feel it? This is a 100% serious question
>>33891953Wheels? Base of my peepee.
>>33891953Right around the top of my pelvis. Contrary to popular belief, pee is not stored in the balls
>>33891953At first mostly in my dick and just behind it, but if it's really bad I'll feel it a bit higher up too.
>>33891953above my dick a bit
>Get into an argument with a friend last week over politics/philosophy>I was definitely overreacting at points but they were also being condescending >When I explained why I was getting so annoyed (condescension) they reacted with a sad face emoji and nothing elseShould I reach back out to clear the air? On one hand, I think I was taking what was meant to be an objective discussion far too personally, on the other hand they dismissed/ignored me when I tried to communicate that I didn't like how I was being spoken to. Given they acknowledged my last message with just an emoji it feels kind of loserish to try and talk to them again?
>>33891962well we need more context of what the politics were about and how you two were communicating, were any personal attacks against one another committed? insults? anything of that nature?
>>33891953I'm apparently weird and feel it a little above the pelvis on the right side.
Women, would you be comfortable dating a man who makes less money than you?
>>33891962>theyWhy are you talking to tranny freaks?
>>33891971i make 0 bucks so would would that mean he’s in debt or something?
>>33891962Apologize. And learn how to chill and make your argument heard without getting personal. Even if you're right in an argument, no one will respect you for that.
>>33891899>>33891897Nah man they’ve been so kind and supportive. I just feel bad and I’m hurt. I believe I’ll be okay and shit but it sucks and I’m starting to doubt connection
>>338919381 lmao>>33891944Why? I want a place to play drums and I can’t do that in an apartment (no I don’t want to play digital drums)>>33891952My drums, my bass, video games, books, legos etc. I have so much stuff in boxes rn that’s been there for the last 4 months since I moved out of my parent’s house
>>33891971They will say yes - don't listen to them.The real answer is no.
>>33891984>he has no friendsTo be fair, neither do I.
>>33891976He makes peanuts, around $22,000 a year.
>>33891921No, lmao
>>33891976Get a job?
I hope all men in here under 5'8 have a very good day/night :D
>>33892000im only 21
>>33892003...
>>33891982>Why?You don't want to live in the hood in a big city, especially if you weren't born there. Not sure why that even needs explaining.
>>33892003Anon, come on.
>>33891967>well we need more context of what the politics wereEthics of letting bad people die to their own decisions/succumb to self-inflicted harm. There was a lot more to it, but that was the hypothetical that everything was centered around.>how you two were communicatingI was trying to talk "normally", they were being really inquisitorial/probing. They said they were just emulating Socratic dialogues, but it felt to me like they planned a conversation in their head and were trying to get me to concede and reach some endpoint. At one point they perceived fallacies in my argument and rather than telling me what they thought was wrong they just started rattling off fallacy names, that really got to me.>were any personal attacks against one another committed? insults? anything of that nature?Not really. I said they were being passive aggressive and patronising, they said they were tired of talkinfg to me because it's like talking to a wall. Closest anything came to direct insults.>>33891977I didn't get personal at all, I was just taking it personally.
>>33892003Most people have been working since they were 18
>>33891953Around the mid point between my belly button and the root of my penis. I don't know how to answer better.
>>33892003I got my first job at 17 and renting at 19 (I kinda wished I didnt, paying rent is flushing money down the toilet)
>>33892003Perfect age to become my girlfriend, js
State gender. What was your first job?
>>33892015In most cases you'll be throwing the same money down the toilet on interest on a mortgage these days.
>>33892006>>33892008>>33892012>>33892015i have social anxiety and i live at home still while attending college, its not like im living rent free w a partner or something, i wouldnt burden a guy w somethng like that.
>>33892019MCall center billing support monkey.
>>33891983Go away.
>>33892022>i have social anxiety and i live at home still while attending collegeSo did I I still got a job
>>33892021Yeh, but you don't OWN it. There's stuff you're not allowed to do.
>>33892019MPacking meat at a factory. Worked on a line, eventually got promoted for the cleaning detail with OT. I quit after I saw a guy collapse on the line and no one cared.
>>33892019MMail office. Half on the counter, half in the letter room. I worked there for three days before I understood that working wasn't for me and asked my parents for money.
>>33892019F comic book shop.
On the topic of living situations, is it okay to ask a girl to have sex at her place if you live with your parents?
>>33892019FBabysitter
>>33892019F babysitter also.
>>33892019Mcall center slave
>>33892026what job?
>>33892019F I guess pet sitter?
I wish being alone didn’t make me feel sad. I enjoy my own company too much for this to make sense, and I hate when shit doesn’t make sense.
>>33892019MaleFirst "job" was packing these framed art things to be shipped out for a local business. I was getting paid under the table while working for the summer. I think I was 17, might have just turned 18.First official job was retail for a drug store chain. I was 19.
>>33891918CGP grey is really hot
>>33892027You also dont own it until you paid the mortgage
>>33892019F ice cream shop.
>>33892036No. Get a nice hotel.
*pokes your uvula* :3
>>33892019M Factory job. Quit after the first day because fuck 12 hour shifts
>>33892019M. I did exactly one round of my neighbourhood stuffing ads in peoples mailboxes. Got pain maybe $15 for it.
noooooo!1!! anons talking about J*BS .·°՞(≧□≦)՞°·.
>>33892049True, but I can hang pictures on the wall and have pets and stuff like that.
>>33892019F delivering papers.
>>33892052Every single time? That will be expensive
>>33892057Hi myao
>>33892019F stripper
>>33892058NTA but I can do those things in my apartment.You can actually do more with a house than with an apartment though. Like I can't replace the flooring or the cabinets in my apartment, but you can do that with a house even if you haven't paid the mortgage off yet.
>>33892019groundsman for a shooting preserve
>>33892044I had a few through out college. Nanny, college office assistant. Easy stuff that made me less socially anxious and built up my CV
>>33892053*vomits all over you*
>>33892036Yeah, but it's also okay to ask your parents to leave too. Like, when I was 19, I told my mom I wanted to fuck a girl, and she went to the movies with my stepdad. After that, they went to their other apartment to have sex, while I was fucking the girl in the apartment I lived in with my mom. My stepdad lives separately. It's kinda hot thinking about it now.
>>33892065Age? Over 21, right?
>>33892053? :o>>33892064ning?(im joking lmao (lmyao?) )
>>33892019F groundskeeper for a cemetary.
Ladies, have you ever jilled it to your bf/husband? How did it go?
>>33892069Hot
>>33892065Disgusting
>>33892076You have the same mannerisms as her and you appeared at the same time she left
>>33892063She'll probably invite you over eventually, but it's pretty beta to actually ask. As a man, you have to provide/show the capability to do so.>>33892078Who else would I jill to?
>>33892078Yes, I enjoyed it.
>>33892074FIf I had asked my parents for anything like that they would have beat me
>>33892065Are we talking full nude pole dancing or just topless in a titty bar? And did you ever fuck any of the guys?
>>33892074>it’s kinda hotWhat the fuck is wrong with you people
>>33892009>>33891962Any /adv/, anons?
Women can I have an internet hug
>>33892074Male but this >>33892085
>>33892080i guess? all i remember was shoveling shit out of a quail barn and changing batteries for the sporting clay throwers they had on a shotgun course
>>33892093I always wanted a boyfriend like that Hands on work
>>33892074I don’t come from a broken home so this wild never be allowed. Next you’re gonna tell me your mom smoked crack with your stepdad>>33892083I guess I could do a hotel the first time to signal I don’t have my own place and then just have car sex if she doesn’t take the hint
>>33892090It would make me feel pretty lame to go back to them after I explained myself and got that as a response, so I wouldn't. Do they make a habit of being condescending in discussions?
>>33892091Only if I can get an internet fuck
>>33892073fuck >_<>>33892076>? :oit was there I had to poke it
>>33892094good luck, i hope you find him femanon
>>33892085Justly so
>>33892100Who’s asking
women, I just shaved my armpits, thanks for reading my blogpost
>>33891410I'd have to practice the right speed.
>>33892099>Do they make a habit of being condescending in discussions?No, first time. We've spoken about differing beliefs before and it's never been like this. I was having a pretty rough week, but I don't think that was solely it
>>33891921M, nah, coomed last night>>33891993>$22,000>peanutsamerica is wild...>>33892001>tfw 5'7"thx babe>>33892019M, hosting kids' parties at a leisure centre, was a lot of fun and the moms tipped well
>>33892106How does it compare to having full armpit bush? I've been shaving since I started growing hair there, so I genuinely cannot imagine the sensation of having never done so. Which do you prefer?
>>33892114>america is wild...It is. You made me feel less shitty about it, at least
Reminder that ENTJeet made 14 samefag posts this morning.Reminder that ENTJeet is a pedophile that posts cp. Reminder that ENTJeet is a 40 year old Indian man.
>>33892082shhh>>33892091>internet>internet (yamero)picrel>>33892101can you not do that right now, i feel like im about to have the annual major sick time of the year>>33892106stinky
>>33892114nta like a Boy's Club? Did anyone think you ever had... less than pure interests?
>>33892118it's much better, I never let it grow to the point that it becomes a bush, I never liked it I remember being very upset when I started growing here there
>>33892085>>33892092It wasn't like I went to her and said>Hey mom, you know what? Today I will fuck my gf right here, so gtfo for the night, ok?It was more like>Hey mom, you know I'm already an adult and everything, but my money is still tight and motels are pricey. My girl and I need a place to stay for, well, you know...
>>33892127remember: 9/11
>>33892128>can you not do that right now, i feel like im about to have the annual major sick time of the yearalright I won't do it. hope you don't get to sick *gives you headpats*
>>33892112Unfortunate then. Perhaps they were also having a bad week. It sounds like you already said what was needed to amend the situation - you explained why you got so heated over the issue. Sending an emoji as response to that attempt at reconciliation is also condescending though, so I would expect an equal attempt at recovering the relationship from them, and if that never happens, I assume the relationship done with.
>>33892114$22k/yr is more like $18k/yr after taxes, and that will barely cover a cheap apartment in most parts of the country, without even getting into electric and internet and all that stuff, let alone food.
>>33892132Good morning to you too!
>>33892136thank you :)
>>33892085same lmao>>33892123>what ESL dystopian nightmare are you from anonEngland I was making ~£20k working full time...I still only make £12 an hour lol>>33892129>like a Boy's Clubwhat do you mean lol
>>33892134Again they would have beat my ass
>>33892140Yup.
>>33892134It wouldn't matter, I'd still get beaten.
>>33892145The provocation is your existence, ugly loser. Keep rage reporting me, everyone knows you’re a lolcow failure. Go talk to the discord with all your friends :)
>>33892143>what do you mean lolI mean like a place for poor kids to interact with mentors and stuff like that.
>>33892128definitely myao
So myao really was just a character?
>>33892151LMFAO>>33892152ah nah (I did used to go to the YMCA though to see a couple of counsellors kek)
>>33892161myao is out being a normie now that school is back
A man has never brought me to orgasm and i'm losing my fucking mind over it. What do I do?
>>33892164Have you talked to him about it yet?
>>33892164Why does it bother you at all?
I’ve never brought a man to orgasm but I’ve cum everytime. It’s over
chinese is so fucking dumb they have 5 different hanzi for the same thing
>>33892128>stinkyI shower twice a day!
>>33892172Where are you
>>33892172You must be really bad at sex
>>33892161Obviously. Her and SnL had the same schtick.
>>33892097>Next you’re gonna tell me your mom smoked crack with your stepdadNah, I don’t know if she ever tried drugs or not. I think she did, but she was never an addict. She did have a wild bi phase before she got with my stepdad, though.
>>33892167>actively admitting to reporting meGod damn I really upset you, holy shit lmao. Crazy. Post your beard again jeetlord.
>>33892139>and if that never happens, I assume the relationship done with.You're probably right. I just don't get the situation. It wasn't a very personal topic for either of us and we've been friends for years. Weird shit.
>>33892169I don't have a partner anymore so>>33892170Because why else would I have sex?
>>33892174why so often? i only shower every other day, sometimes every other 2 days
>>33892187Sorry, I misread your post and thought you said “my man”Tell the next guy.
>>33892187This really seems like a problem that wouldn't be hard for you to solve, if it was really bothering you that much.
>>33892164My husband says find a better man.
How do I have a ffm threesome as a man? I've been told I'm attractive but am I attractive enough for a ffm threesome?
>>33891229Based
>>33892200This single man agrees with your husband.
>>33892180In my house>>33892181I tried really hard
>>33892164Try a girl instead?
>>33892164Apparently it's rare for men to want or know how to get a girl to orgasm. I love it though so I looked up how to finger my gf, shit was so cash
>>33892164maybe you need a bigger dick
>>33892192Oh so you’re the only one who can make shit up with epic meme arrows, gotcha.
>>33892201Ask JH, she's in a harem.
>>33892189idk I don't like feeling dirty, I also wash my hands every 30 minutes
>>33892216OCD?
>>33892216ocd anon
>>33892207North of my house, I’m guessing?
>>33892224You know all my horrible secrets
>>33892189nta but I used to shower before work to freshen up (reception desk so was a strict dress code), and then again after work cause don't like going to bed dirty, I don't think that's so unusual
>>33892226I’m a real snoop. I don’t think it’s remotely over for you
>>33892164>What do I do?Have sex with me. I can make you orgasm with my dick, my fingers, or even my tongue. My kink is making girls feel so good that they scream, convulse, squirt, and piss themselves. When I did that to my first girl, I instantly got addicted to the pleasure of putting a girl in that state.
>>33892233Yes dude we know, you give this extremely detailed description every time.
>>33892193I've been trying to solve it for years now. I think I'm physically broken but doctors refuse to do anything.>>33892200>>33892209KILLING MYSELF
Why do women have a fetish for getting fucked by ghostface
>>33892185It is weird, but you'll probably never know why unless they come forward and honestly explain their side. Something similar happened to me, though it was a personal topic to me, and they were a very apathetic personality. They said they had just gotten sick of being around someone that had strong opinions about things lol.
>>33892237There are some women that physically cannot orgasm, is that you? Do you orgasm from masturbating?
>>33892238Pyramid Head MandalorianWomen like masks on nice bodies
>>33892235Yeah, it's also part of my kink, to provide fantasy fuel. I'm not actually planning to fuck her through the monitor.
>>33892215Cease.
Women, who’s hotter? Antoine Desrochers or Alexandre Bourgeois
>>33892174just like me, but the other one is quicker
>>33892232Humiliating
>>33892238Masks separate humanity from primal maliciousness.
>>33892222yes, it runs in the family it seems because my cousin did the same thing
>>33892251You could just tell them to me directly sometime and save yourself a bit of embarrassment if you’d like
>>33892249alex, looks more gruff and older
>>33892236>federal imprisonmentHoly fuck, you’re pathetic. How you keep going for new lows, I don’t know. You are actually insanely pathetic.
>>33892256No I would try to seem cool and normal
>>33892238what about a darth vader mask
>>33892235Also, I would add a little detail. I write porn for women for the exact same purpose. Just thinking about how many women went into animalistic heat and squirted buckets because of my words makes my dick extremely hard.
>>33892265Probably too nerdy
My bf says he's been faking his orgasms the whole time, that ejaculation doesn't mean orgasm...is this true? How do I actually make him cum? ):
State gender. Based on your real life experience, who is a better hang. Left leaning or right leaning people?
Every single time I see a hot woman I think about her cucking me. Chat, am I cooked?
>>33892257>Alex look olderThe other guy has been casted to play the hot 16 yo romantic interest, since he was 14, for over 10years.
men, how are you going to fix your balding problem? How far would you go?women, would you date a man who went through an extensive routine like vid related to "maintain" his hair?
>>33892272FLeft leaning dark woke people. Right wing people always devolve into women hating and it's boring and unappealing.
>>33892271I've never ejaculated without orgasm
>>33892263I mean you could try lol but I like retarded and annoying, and I’m too much of a clown to allow you to keep the act up for long
>>33892240it takes about 20-30 minutes but yeah. I'm actually getting mild hrt to try and help the issue. testosterone cream should come in the mail soon lmfao.
>>33892277Balding is not a problem. I am going to continue aging gracefully
>>33892280>Left leaning dark woke peopleBigger dicks, too.
>>33892271he's a liar
>>33892271ejaculation IS the orgasmstupid bait, or you are stupid for believing your bf
>>33892266I don’t give a shit, I find you repulsive.
>>33892286I don't have sex
>>33892277Assuming I truly love the man, I honestly wouldn't mind it. Women do a lot to maintain their appearance and men should too. It's only fair.
GenderWho's hotterAlex or Andrea?
>>33892277i will do nothing because i dont caregoing from loser who will never have a gf, to loser who will never have a gf, but bald, isnt a big difference to me
>>33892282You underestimate how tightly wound I really am
We don’t know what we don’t know
>>33892290You're a virgin?
>>33892270Such a good film. Made bounce houses a total fantasy and prob where my facination with masks
>>33892292andrea 100%
>>33892277His hairline isn't even that bad, why would he even think about getting a toupee?The internet has ruined men by giving them all body dysmorphia
>>33892300No
>>33892272F. Right-leaning, generally. While there are plenty of spergs and people that don't have actual beliefs so much as anger and a group to point the finger at, genuine "right wingers" were the most enjoyable, authentic, and safe people I've been around. Leftists were exhausting and very fake-feeling personalities.
>>33892292MAlex
>>33892271>that ejaculation doesn't mean orgasm...is this true?No.
>>33892277MI dont have a problem up there, but I guess I would take pills or something if it got too thinThe video made me doubt now, do women play with my hair so much because they like it or because they're checking if I'm frauding
>>33892294Maybe so, but I’m still game.
>>33892271>is this trueNo, but men can also achieve a dry orgasm through prostate stimulation, which can be stronger and more fulfilling.>>33892272MI'm a bi, so L, I guess>>33892273Yes
>>33892280Left Dark woke women are fucking hot in how upfront and edgy they can be. But I do find they’ll also go crazy at you if they think you say anything that doesn’t align with them or a joke that’s too edgy in the other direction (misogynistic/homophobic)
>>33892277Wait yea why is he doing all that.. just to give himself a smaller forehead
>>33892303Gender?
>>33892292I can't tell them apart
Should hollywood stop hiring 35yos to play teenagers?
>>33892312I'm not very left leaning tbf so I wouldn't know. I just get mad when men start calling me a bitch or being misogynistic towards me
>>33892280>>33892312Dafuq is "dark woke?"
>>33892313small forehead is the ideal? why wouldnt you want a "normal" sized forehead
>>33892315M, sorry
>>33892320You're crazy
>>33892237I've been with two women and both had orgasms while we were together. One came like three times every time we were together, the other only did it once out of the two times we got together.My guess is either the guys you've been with are completely clueless/don't care at all, or you're getting too much inside your own head.
>>33892317they should start hiring teenagers to play 35 year olds
>>33892316Lolwat?
>>33892319I would assume a bit edgy
>>33892292andrea is for kinky sexalex is for breedingand Hans will watch from the corner either way kek
>>33892310I know
>>33892324Or those two women were faking...
>>33892319Dark woke is pretty much leftists who decided that being “conversational” and “peaceful” like the average democrat is useless. They’re the type of leftists who made edgy Charlie Kirk death joke.
>>33892292Mi dont know who either of these people aream i too old or too young to know
American politics are so god damn stupid
thoughts on sex bots? Women, feel threatened, or are you going to be glad to be relieved of male attention?
>>33892333It is crazy that liberals are consider leftists in the US
>>33892339good thing they dont exist if you turn off the tv
Women, do you ever wonder if your man is secretly bisexual?
>>33892341ntadefine right and left in your termsim curious, not trying to be confrontational
>>33892344Yes, thank god.
>>33892340I'm going to be glad that the type of "men" that would go for a sex bot would leave real women alone and remove themselves from the dating & gene pool.
Why is having sex after making a girl cry always so hot
>>33892345Not since he's broken up with his boyfriend.
>>33892345Hot take: All men are actually bisexual or outright gay. All the gay jokes and bullying are basically a compensation for repressed desires, like pedos who seethe at lolis.
>>33892356yeah but how will i talk to chix then i dont know any irl
horny
>>33892354Is this a happy cry , a sad cry, or “you abused me” cry?
>>33892362you dropped this: "i'm"
>>33892331Soooo I’ll hear from you sometime
Men, what would you do if ur gf cooked for you but it didnt taste good despite her trying her best? tell her the truth or lie and keep eating the not so tasty food?
>>33892349I think the right want to keep things the way that they are and the left wants to change it
>>33892344Why do people say this? Politics dictate every aspect of your life.If you’re not at least white, upper middle class, with great job security, and a healthy family , politics has a major impact on your life
>>33892359I'm definitely a conservative bisexual that's in denial
>>33892368say i had $40 dollars
>>33892340good way to balance hypergamy I guess.>>33892351Do you not think this will have trickle down effects for the average Janes of the world?
>>33892332I could feel one of them cumming. Her pussy would clench around my dick like she was having a seizure or something.The other one told me straight up that she probably wouldn't cum, and she didn't the first time. The second time it only happened after I ate her out for about 15 minutes.
>>33892375You’re gonna cry racism now? Turns out I’m not a rule breaker! Shocker.
>>33892373watching it doesn't do anything though
>>33892370My husband says he would tell the truth, explaining what he didn't like about it.
>>33892370I'd tell the truth an keep eating.
>>33892370Tell her the truth . I won’t marry a girl who can’t handle being made fun of or direct jokes. That’s how my relationship with my siblings and all my friends were. If I can’t call you a dumbass dumbfuck and then hug it out and laugh about it we can’t be close
>>33892372that would make everyone a leftist because nobody is satisfied with the absolute state of society economy and the government in 2025
>>33892370eat her pussy instead
>Charles Leclerc got engagedWhich F1 driver am I supposed to root for now?
>>33891433Are you afraid of the dark?If you're not then rip the condom off.
>>33892373no matter who you vote for, everything will get worse, forever. the current administration proves that. so why bother
>>33892365A sad cry. I’d cheer her up a bit and everything would return back to normal, then I’d have my hand in her pants while groping her boobs and she’d be riding my dick within 10 minutes. Good times, just got a raging boner
>>33892387“Um hello, yes I’m an ultra feminist man who loves women! Why can’t men just be better! Yes I’d like to sleep with all of you and I want you to pick me! I hate man as a man and I love women!”
>>33892383>holy shit your dick is so fucking small>seriously, it's just sad, kinda wish I stayed with my ex>anyway, let's hug it out
>>33892384they might not be satisfied but they will still fight against basic shit just because
>>33892370>it didnt taste good despite her trying her best?I hate that. So many women never try their own food before serving it. I'd tell her it tastes like trash, because she's gonna try it later anyway and get pissed if I lie.
>>33892370>its good. needs more chili powder
>>33892361Chat, is this real?
>>33892393Me and a friend were joking about being Male Feminists Who Love Eating Pussy like 13 years ago. World ended in 2012
>>33892377>Do you not think this will have trickle down effects for the average Janes of the world?I think if sex bots are allowed to be normalized as porn is, then yes, there will be harmful trickle-down effects for women, that they will feel forced to accept their "men" having sex with artificial receptacles, much as they feel forced currently to accept their "men" watching porn.
>>33892345I mean his homies kissed each other but I don't think so. I think he had a milquetoast life. That would explain some things.
>>33892369I have to think about it
>>33892393Kek, I'd have a harem of obedient sub girls if I could. Has nothing to do with me wanting to eat pussy.
>>33892370I'd still be appreciative and happy that she cooked and enjoy the foodI'm really not fussy lel
>>33892389Without hesitation. I hate using condoms
>>33892370I'd eat it, but I'd give some suggestions for how to improve it.
>>33892378>Her pussy would clenchWe can do that manually, means nothing
>>33892402at least one clip has the sora watermarknot saying india shouldnt be nuked but if you want to insult them use real footage
>>33892340Good. And I hope the government drones cheese grate your dick off when they find out you're bad.
>>33892396I mean those jokes are fine I’d just reply with my own>you still sucked it like it’s the biggest in the world you dick addict >didnt your ex cheat on you? >hahaha I love you
>>33892345I wonder, but I have been told he's not. I think that being in a throuple points towards an atypical proclivity in general, though.
>>33892413Best response>>33892399Worst response
>>33892404>much as they feel forced currently to accept their "men" watching porn.why would you date a man that watches porn? Seems like a (You) problem.It's like men complaining about dating toxic women, just don't date them lol.
>>33892340the only men who would turn to sex bots are men no woman wanted anyway
>>33892419>You're lucky I pity you enough to be with you in spite of it>actually, no blowjobs from here on out, makes me feel sick touching that thing>let's hug
Women, would you date a man with very inconsistent sexual output? Like one day he’s a 2 pump chump, other days he’s a sex Jesus who can last however long you need, other days he can barely get his dick up, etc
>>33892423>just dont date 97% of the 18-35 male population bro
>>33892407Good idea. Whatever happens, we’re still cool
Women are you mad at us?
>>33892421>Worst responseI could do even worse, like>How does it taste? Well... Anyway, let's order some pizza. Which one do you want?"
>>33892430fuck no
>>33892428Omg this gets me hard, yes, this is what I want .>great, that makes the two of us. >fine, no pussy eating for you, not until you say sorry (in a joking tone)> if fucking love youYou get me anon
>>33892433YES
I want to know that femanons are jilling to me
Women want only one thing and it's fucking disgusting. >>33892435
>>33892442why
>>33892443Same!
>>33892433No. Are you angry at us?
Personally if my boyfriend got black out drunk and passed out in another womans apartment and then stumbled into her bed while still drunk and covered in vomit I would KILL HIM!!! holy shit lol can someone explain why every one is being nice to this guy?
>>33892444that is all they think about all day just dick
>>33892423Many men lie and hide the fact that they watch porn.
>>33892443>>33892446Then write me some smut.
>>33892448theyre piece-of-shit apologistsglad you have standards
>>33892432<3
>>33892455No.
>>33892448>KILL HIM!!!chill bpdemon
Women, would you date a man who is extremely calm and doesn’t panicky?you know, the person who goes “don’t worry”, “this isn’t life or death”, “don’t go crazy over things you can’t control”. I’ve met women who find this personality type demeaning because it doesn’t validate justified anger or panic
>>33892414The problem with that theory is she was kinda bad at sex overall. She couldn't figure out how to give a bj without biting my dick, and while we were fucking all she would do is lay there and moan
>>33892448who are you talking about?
>>33892447i can nyever be angry at you, cat poster
>>33892460Then fuck off. I'm not schlicking to low effort hornyposts.
>>33892448the vomit part is gross but I have done this BUT I wouldn't do it if I had a gf... so yeah he sounds like a douche
>>33892459<3
>>33892433I'm mostly just disappointed.
>>33892463Bro. If your girl hates you because you act 'too' calm then dump her ass.
How do I stop being a bottom and be a dominant guy like women seem to prefer? Is it really just put them "in their place", a bit of force, and occasional praise?
>>33892421I really feel like if I could get past the initial talking phase with a girl, I could make her really happy. But I don't know how to get to that point.
veiny cocks
How is he not tired of spamming and samefagging all day every day? Doesn't he have a life outside this thread?
>>33892470I am jerking off to the fact that you are schlicking off RIGHT NOW, how does that make you feel
Anons what did I miss while I had to go to a staff meeting? Anything interesting?
i feel like people use the word "porn" as an all encompassing term for just about all fap material when there's lots of major differencesi mean is a pin up photo "porn"?
never been in a relationship, how common is it to get cheated on? anyone here have any experience with that? partially when you thought the relationship was going well or even great only to realize he or she was talking to or even having sex with someone else.apart of me is grateful im so romantically stunted, i dont think i could handle getting cheated on
>>33892388You're giving up? They dont have a baby yet, there's still hope sis
>>33892442>>33892474>>33892447Why do women hate us?>>33892447I'm annoyed because women act like they hate us but they never tell us why and nothing we do can make them happy.
>>33892474nta but could you be more specific>>33892482who, entj?>>33892481do girls actually like that>>33892483>contemplated suicide twice this weekI thought that was normal for us 4channers tbf>>33892486>Anything interesting?not really
>>33892481You rang
>>33892458do i>>33892465my friends bf
>>33892430To be fair, I'm also going to have a coin flip if I say yes or no to sex.What even is that about anyway?
Just finished “Lawrence of Arabia” wonderful and very harsh film I say. I think I shall pick up the book written by the legend himself. “Barry Lyndon” is next on the agenda. That is all.
>>33892474What did we do?
>>33892487That would be softcore porn, no?
>>33892433Just mixed up.
>>33892430Isnt this basically how most women are? they're slaves to their cycles
>>33892502i guess? there really arent any clearly defined terms
>>33892503Understandable.
Why is mac&cheese the perfect side for a big club sandwich or a hearty burger? It just pairs so well.
>>33892443I cannot.Sorry, baby.I only do sex.
I don’t even hate women but their insidious nature is undeniable
>>33892370I'd tell her the truth and eat it anyway, assuming it's not so bad that it's inedible.
>>33892433depends.
>>33892505Is English not your first language? They are very clearly defined terms.
>>33892486shh nobody tell her that she can scroll up on this basket weaving forum>>33892498The lion disregards when the lioness's sex coin flips no, he just takes what's rightfully his
>>33892507Ever had a Mac and cheese burger? It’s delicious when done right
>>33892507Mac n cheese is food made by heaven and angels
>>33892500I started watching that movie like 3 tiems but it is so long
>>33892481i wonder what happens if they get squashed>>33892484she's not shlicking, anon
>>33892515That sounds like a disgusting amount of carbs ngl. Amerifat detected
>>33892512Scariest possible answer to this question next to No! (Yes)
Have you ever said something crazy or stupid as sarcasm, but then people took it seriously and it became a big fucking rumor about you?
Penis
>>33892488From personal and secondary experience, there's about a 50% chance.
>>33892488Women emotionally cheat every time they aren’t around you pretty much. Physical cheating happens 1% of the time if I had to guess
>>33892509what is the most insidious thing they done to you?
>>33892524no. everything i say is disregarded by everyone no matter my intent
i wonder if mouds will fuck you harder if you act bitchy to them
>>33892521True, but there’s nothing wrong with trying out new fast foods every once in while Which begs the question M/FWould you date someone with a strict “pure health” diet who doesn’t always want to cook for themselves (they expect you to cook for them a decent amount)?
>>33892520Yeah but I'm imagining in my head that she is. You could call that non-consentual. Mind-rape, even
>>33892524Not exactly but I say things in a very monotone voice and people can't really tell if I am joking or not. It is pretty funny
Femanons would schlick to me if they saw my face
>>33892531*punts you into the air like a football so hard that you disappear in the sky with a twinkle*
>>33892528You would know first hand, wouldn't you ENTJ?
>>33892534*moids, damn this slippery screen>>33892537how do you imagine her to look like then? or maybe it's just the sheer thought. wait a second, are you FAILING nnn?>>33892539dox!dox!dox!dox!
>>33892455Once upon a time, there lived a veiny cock. He was bullied by all the other cocks for his bulging veins. All the jock cocks and cheerleader pussies would point and laugh. One day, while he was crying in school, a nerdy pussy came over and told him that she thinks his veins are cute. Then they fucked for 3 days straight. The end
>>33892534We will and you knew this alreadyBut it has to be an act. If you’re really just terrible to us, we leave
>>33892494>do girls actually like thatin moderation i find veins aesthetically pleasing >>33892520i wonder the same >>33892496what happens if you press on your cock veins while hard
>>33892539Those who have seen your faceDraw back in fearYou are the mask they wear It's YOU they fear
>>33892530Highlighted my post as the worst response to her question
>>33892271I think is possible to ejaculate without orgasming if you actively make the effort to ruin your own orgasm by stopping at the right time. I dont believe him he "faked" his orgasms.
>>33892534No self respecting gentlemoid would. They would just leave you until you start behaving. We are not your fathers to educate you on etiquette and respect.
>be me>accidentally create Time Machine in my basement>go back in time>realize I don’t know what to do>got a gf from 1875>accidentally helped create ramen and anime>don’t know what to do nowWhat do?
>>33892507MacNcheese is just okay. I'd prefer the birdseye buttered veggie packs but they only come in double servings ;^;Single serve frozen tasty veg plz.Also more single serve in other things would be nice too.
Pretty terrible quality rn
>>33892534I want a gf that will annoy me all day so when I fuck her I get to payback in dick
>>33892545>what happens if you press on your cock veins while hardThey’re also a bit hard since they’re what’s making the whole thing hard
>>33892524Yeah, this was at school. I told some made-up absurd story as a joke, but everyone believed it and I just went "wut". It's too long to post here but it was basically some action criminal movie plot.
>>33892542I'm edging my peanits, No way I would spill my seed for some harlot unless its on her soft foid body>>33892534That's already a thing, brat-taming etc etc
>>33892534id just fall into self loathing and think about killing myself too much to get hard
>>33892557Yeah dude, surely it’s just one person who dislikes you.
>>33892515I've seen them but never had one. I think it works better as a side, seems like a huge mess otherwise.>>33892536MaleI wouldn't date someone like that even if they were making their own food every night. At least every once in a while they should try something new and delicious even if it doesn't fit their diet.
>>33892539post bulge
As someone who considers himself an above a 6.5, state gender, what’s the best advice to do well on dating apps?
>>33892514Ok. Then I reserve the fwb rights the entire relationship if you don't make me cum.You don't get to slight me out of satisfaction.
>>33892560I used to scare my classmates by telling them I saw purple unicorns grazing on a field outside of the school or pretending like I was being chased by an invisible slasher killer. Like I'd scream that Michael Meyers from Halloween was standing in the corner of the room and about to kill me.
i wonder if foids would fuck you harder you acted disinterested and aloof
>>33892277MYeah I aint doing that every morning. I would get hair transplant but no complicated routines or pills.
>>33892559could you press them hard enough to cut off the blood flow and go soft
>>33892536MIf you expect me to cook for you, which I don't mind, then it'll be to my tastes. I eat healthy but fuck 'pure health' diet, that sounds like ass
>>33892553go back to instagram/tiktok underageb&
>>33892554Food for one is definitely a pain unless you just do TV dinners every night, and that gets old really quickly.>>33892516I don't think it's literally mana from heaven, lol, but it's good stuff.
>>33892515You know what's great in theory but kinda mid in practice? The Pizza Burger. So much promise, always wasted.
>>33892524No because I just call people retarded and leave them alone.
>>33892576Lol technically. Squeezing that hard wouldn’t feel nice and would just naturally make me lose my erection
>>33892534Yes, there's even a name for that.
>>33892585Is that just like a calzone with ground beef?
>>33892587Yeah, watching you samefag was genuinely pathetic. Do you not feel bad for being this pathetic?
>>33892573I guess I'm old but when I was growing up there was a reason the girls I went to school with liked Sesshomaru better than Inuyasha, and that carried over into their adulthoods.
>>33892564Like. you are actially looking at me or this is some avatar thing?
>>33892370Tell her the truth but not throwing it away
>>33892570You really think I can't make you cum? Heh. (pushes up glasses)You'll be begging for mercy by the time I'm done with you
Women do you leg lock? leg locks are so hot
>>33892546Aren’t you like 28? 21 year olds aren’t weirded out by the age gap?
>>33892542Why is your screen slippery?
>>33892602He’s 40.
>>33892370I’d eat the food but give her honest feedback. A bad meal isn’t the end of the world, especially not one I didn’t even cook for myself.
>>33892602Age is just a number and so is my checking account ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>33892604You got the wrong guy lil bro. Plus, threatening to dox someone is a bannable offense! Thanks for that.
>>33892573that sounds fun>>33892564i'm gonna go to the bathroom, you have no choice but to turn away!>>33892558would you rather have playful annoying or genuinely annoying?>>33892563what if i do it playfully?>>338925618 Ball says: You will unexpectedly bust in your sleep.
>>33892543I mean, I've touched myself to worse. But come on, that's too short.
why do i clench my butt and arch back and curl my toes when i ejaculate
>>33892596Post what? Another screenshot of one of your irrelevant shit-dribbling posts that you think is clever but everyone else ignores?
>>33892560I got made fun of a shit ton in my school days because I wrote and openly shared erotic horror stories, and people thought it represented my actual sexual fantasies instead of me just trying to creatively gross people out and scare them with deranged gothic sex narratives. You know, think V.C. Andrews type stuff, Faulkner's A Rose for Emily, Coffin of Andy and Leyley before that was a thing, and so on.
>>33892601I want to, but I'm too afraid of being came inside of.
>>33892582There is so much item packaging in grocery stores that is designed for couple households as opposed to big family or single people.
>>33892616Thats what my mom said about you're cock lole
>>33892613it just isnt something im comfortable with
>>33892619ambatukam phenotype>>33892623just do it pussy, no balls
>>33892623Why are you having sex with men who you would not want to be the father of your child?
>>33892600You said you'd be 2 pump. That is hardly sex at all. And I don't cum without or atrificial penetration. So think about this twice.
>>33892630Nothing you say could ever bother me, ever. It’s just genuinely amusing to bully you, you act like a fat sped kid.
>>33892624The most egregiously shitty thing some of the supermarkets do to me and every other single person in my town is that they no longer put out hand baskets.So I’m always either carrying an armful of slightly too much shit or pushing a cart that’s mostly empty. It’s stupid
>>33892605idk, new phone?>>33892628same, i would take it too literally in person lol
>>33892613I will NOT bust in my sleep, I will complete NNN and then bust the fattest load to all the femcels on this board and there's nothing you can do to stop me
I once went on a manosphere incel redpill forum and the first thing that happened to me is the forum users reached through my computer screen, stuck their hands up my naked ass, and started violently and bloodily fisting me until I had a gay prostate orgasm. Is that a normal experience for men who visit those kinds of forums and websites?
>>33892514Anon pls.>>33892601No but I have considered learning bjj. You like wrestling/grappling anon?
>>33892637Yeah, we all know you are a 40 year old loser. You don't have to keep repeating yourself.
>>33892534you could just ask you know?
>>33892648Surely this time your rage report will go through.
>>33892624To be fair, if you're cooking for several people you're probably making more than just the vegetables, so a 15-30oz bag of frozen veggies will do just fine for a side for several people.
women have you ever accidentally left of pussy juice puddle when you sat somewhere?
>>33892653...no, lol?the most that will ever happen is a small stain in the inside of ur underwear but itll never be enough to leak out let alone leave a puddle
>>33892594mI saw that whole series with my sister and it was kinda forgettable but kikio was such a tragic character.
Why the fuck did the lights on my router suddenly turn on brighter than they were before? Am I being haunted? Is it a ghost?
>>33892648You ok bro? Why are you suicidal? Did your benefits get cut off?
>>33892660I did that :)
*fucks you gently even thought you want me to be rough*
>>33892661Finally, holy fuck, good riddance to the jeetlord.
>>33892658anti-JH moment
>>33892638I just only go to the grocery store when I need a bunch of stuff. I'll buy enough for at least a week's worth of meals. The cart's never full like it was when I went shopping with my mom when I was young, but it's full enough that it doesn't feel like a waste.
>>33892659I liked it for the idea of being a feral barefoot dude who can only be chilled out from turning into a demon by a woman's love. He also wanted to fuck a ghost, and let's be real, we've all been there. Also pretty sure that show gave me a femdom and pet play fetish ("sit, boy!") but that's neither here nor there.
>>33892666what does jh mean
>>33892589i've learned something useful today
>>33892569MHave 4-5 good pictures of yourself outside your house, in different places (and outfits lmao). Don't leave your bio blank. In messages you must either be witty/funny or straightforward, don't let it devolve into a long QA session because women get bored.
>>33892634I think you mixed up your moids, they don't call me the jackhammer for nothing. All I'm going to say is, bring a towel.>And I don't cum without or atrificial penetration Did you have a stroke or something wtf does this mean
>>33892669Newfag
>>33892669Jehovah heals
>>33892660Power surge?
>>33892669Initials of someone who allegedly posts here. One of the dudes on here is unhealthily obsessed with her and brings up her initials any time any anon posts something remotely sexual.
ENTJ GOT BANNED KEK
women do you have visibly protruding hip bones?
>>33892646you should learn bj instead
>>33892680Threatening to dox someone will do that.
>>33892684The hip bones are connected to the leg bones. The leg bones are connected to the thigh bones. The thigh bones are connected to the knee bones.
>>33892672
>>33892665Bans don't stop him unfortunately.
>>33892672(Kyle from South Park Voice) "You know, I learned something today...."
>>33892684no, im skinny fat
>>33892631I'll do it when we're all ready.>>33892632I want him to give me a child. But I'm afraid of the jizz itself, and the timing for the pregnancy could be better.>>33892669It means me.
>>33892669jizz hoarder
>>33892653At the gym, then I wipe it off with the blue stuff and a papertowel.
>>33892669Jeans Hole
>>33892664stop being so slow!!!!>gentle>GENTLE? I DON'T LIKE GENTLE, ANYTHING BUT GENTLE
>>33892684yeah i think?
>>33891921i am yeah i do it every year, it's fun. after a few days my kitchen table starts looking really sexy.
>>33892674Oops. Yeah. *ArtificialSorry. Period brain rn.I'm so blahhhh rn. I need more asprin to go to sleep.
>>33892669japenis humbled
>>33892699That's just sweat retard, no chance you're leaving snail trails just from light physical activities
>>33892684I have protruding everything.My bones are burried in ass and theigh.
>>33892694hot
Women, if you invite a guy over are you hoping he'll try to fuck?Went out a few times with this girl, we were supposed to do something yesterday but she just asked me to drop past instead. Talked for a while and just left. Not the first time I've done this but I have zero game.
Do you ever feel like you are in the Satanic Mill?
>>33892721Only if I bring him into my room.
>>33892669Jeet hater
>>33892713In that case get some rest, and I'll allow you to have 1(one) sweet treat, but no dick for you until things subside down there ok
>>33892716There is sometimes a pussy print occasionally on sit down ones, rowing motions rocking back and forth... getting jerked up and down before and after Lat pulldowns seems to shake some snail out..
>>33892653Only around the house, since I wear pads when I go out.
Imagine being suicidal because you have zero friends
>>33892734Damn... the pussy's gotta be pretty fat... This is not good for my nnn
>>33892721not all the time, probably never actually because i won't be bringing anyone over in the first place
>>33892737thats so hot aaaaaaaaahhh
>>33892739i have zero friends and im not suicidal,
>>33892744>named foidh8moid>is a femcelImagine my shock
>>33892745It's not when you have to do the laundry.
>>33892739Imagining
>>33892739Pimps don’t commit suicide
>>33892746picrel :)>>33892747how would you define femcel?
Do american really leave their bra on during sex or is it just a movie trope?
>>33892724I feel like I live in a land with many dark satanic mills, but I don’t feel that I’m inside one of them
>>33892739I’m going to post it.
>>33892753sorry, the first was meant for >>33892739FUCK>>33892754probably a movie trope
>>33892754What the fuck do you think dumbass
>>33892724What is a satanic mill?
>>33892754I don't wear bras in general.
>>33892721MDepends. But you're definitely in the friend zone. You could try to escalate a bit, but your chances are grim. Women, in general, can't stop thinking about sex and dicks, it's physically impossible unless she's asexual. So if she doesn't take the closest dick, she wants another one.
Imagine if women actually liked men
>>33892752He already stated he has 0 friends, who is he pimping out, himself? lol>>33892753A female who is unable to attract a male into her abode for various reasons, usually outside of the female's control. Sorry does that hit too close to home
>>33892767I don’t have to imagine it
>>33892763Hot
Mwhy are my roots light almost platinum but the ends darkerive never dyed itisnt it usually the opposite due to sun bleachingis my hair greying at 19
>>33892767i like men so much you'd find it unnerving and creepy
>>33892772Do you like me?
>>33892767do i need to straddle you to prove you wrong, incel ( ˶ˆᗜˆ˵ )
>>33892767We'd be bonobosWhite people and all the great things we've done would never have occurred if women weren't insatiable branch-swinging whores constantly looking for an even chadlier chad for 3 million yearsGotta take the good with the bad
>>33892760Very naughty girl XD
>>33892773I discharge too much and leave snail trails, it's called hot. I don't wear bras, it's called hot. You guys literally just say everything is hot.
>>33892754if her boobs are big they leave them on so theyre not bouncing all over the placeat least thats what ive heard ive never seen a boob
>>33892776Doubt it>>33892778You wouldn't
>>33892769so you're saying social anxiety fag = femcel
>>33892769>He already stated he has 0 friends, who is he pimping out, himself? lolPimp is 2000s American slang for a cool guyhttps://youtu.be/X7YXONuF3dk
>>33892754Movie trope. I would strangle and flop out. Don't wear them on rollercoasters either.
>>33892781Turns out, it's actually pretty easy to get a moid excited
>>33892781Almost everything ye
>>33892781We are dumb horny monkeys, just like you.
>>33892780∘ ∘ ∘ ( °ヮ° ) ?>>33892784im going to fucking make you fail nnn somehow
>>33892781Coolidge effect o algo
>>33892777I’m a man lol
>>33892781there are some people that find "weird "things hot. hair pits, big noses, etc. they arent all the same people. sadly women are a monolith who find very very few things hot on a man. tall dark and handsome (but still white) and nothing else
>>33892761I think they do foreplays with guns in the vagina and corn syrup as baby oil!I think they say God Bless Israel when they cum during sex. I think when they lose their virginity on a pedophisland , they chew eachother foreskins until it rip!
>>33892767Imagine if men actually serenaded women even if they sing bad.
>>33892792I already failed it though, on purpose
>>33892792Post tummy
>>33892785Not always but typically, yes they coincide.
Repeat after me:FemcelsDon't Exist
>>33892789>>33892790Yet when I try to be hot, I get called cringe ITT.
>>33892782You were lied to, at least in my experience
>>33892797Imagine if men could serenade women in the big 25 without her secretly recording it to post on her shittok to laugh at him
>>33892778Come and straddle with chad babe
>>33892797If I ever get a gf I definitely will.
>>33892803theyres nothing less hot than trying too hard to be hot
>>33892794I'm a bi femboy anyway, lol
>>33892803What is some of you work itt
>>33892791>monkeysYou didn't mean this in the way I think, right?
>>33892684Yea
>>33892797women decided that men shouldnt do that anymore, so we stopped
What’s it like losing your virginity on Epstein’s Island?
Men are cringe and only good for their dicks
>>33892809You called me fag for sitting on a toilet itt so I dislike you
>>33892811You may interpret it any way you wish. :^)
>>33892816We're well aware that this is how most women feel.
>>33892816why dont you leave here then since you can't get a mans dick from here. only our ugly male thoughts and words
id like to sample bussy ngl
>>33892778nta but unironically i dont think i will ever believe women enjoy sex with men until i experience it first hand
>>33892816Hey, we're good for reaching high places too!
>>33892816That is all want with women desu be cringe and fuck them
>>33892815Ask ENTJ Oh wait hes banned
>>33892817Aww, sowwy you're not a fag, you just have a cute and girly side that just emphasizes your great manhood.
>>33892809I'm curious, are you more popular with the girls or guys
>>33892833Bisexual people are so fucking annoying lol
>>33892808Story of my life.>>33892810I've tried to do sexy vocas and it always went poorly.
>>33892831>ENTJIs that the guy who kept spamming Indian shit in the thread?
>>33892825they don't. thats why women do nothing but lament about being straight. they'd rather be lesbian or even asexual if they could just not have to think about us for the rest of their lives. all men do is kill and rape and not give orgasms so we should all die. hopefully the rapture comes but it sends all men to hell and lets women inherit the earth
>>33892705FINE!!! *violently destroys your cervix*
>>33892840No clue I'm not autistic enough for the lore of this board. He brings up jeet every post though
>>33892825plap>>33892806who tf is chad>>33892801ah>>33892799bwahahaha!>>33892800no thanks
>>33892845*slams into the wall and lets out a gasp* lmao
>>33892847You had nothing to do with it though?
Women, do you get yourself off with the showerhead?
>>33892847>who tf is chadHim
How do I start a sexcult with only adult women?
Femanons, if you had to deal with a guy who acts like an arrogant idiot all the time, how can he be managable to deal with?
>>33892851lol i know>>33892854...?>>33892853tried it a couple of times
>>33892834When I don't crossdress, I'm more popular with girls because I'm naturally handsome and know how to work it with skincare and cosmetics. Lots of guys try to befriend me or mentor me too. When I do crossdress, it's mostly guys who pay attention.
>>33892853I used to. Now I have a couple vibes and dildos I specifically use in the shower.
>>33892840Yeah, that’s him.
>>33892850aww is somebody horny
>>33892816wait... im good for something?
>>33892855You need charisma
>>33892856By having private time together where he doesn't do that. Like breastfeeding time.
>>33892859Yeah. So you wouldn't straddle me and you don't actually like me, or men in general.
>>33892861>coupleWhy do women need more than 1 of each?
i wish women liked us for more than our penises
i want to lick those thin wispy hairs on the back of her neck
>>33892867You'd breastfeed your bf/husband?
>>33892859Tried and failed, or tried and succeeded?
>>33892869Variety is the spice of life
>>33892869I personally collect them for fun. So many shapes/textures/materials/functions/colors/etc.
>>33892874Don't lie it's because you forget to charge them so you have backups, right? I know how foids work
>>33892864are you the dumb incel who plays violin and guitar
>>33892868do u want me to walk out in the street with only underwear on?
>>33892867Would you jerk him off while he's sucking on them?
>>33892877yes how the fuck did you discern that?
>>33892875Have you ever bought one of those kits for making one from a mold made from your bf's dick?
>>33892878Why would you do that?
>>33892870There are good women out there that also like our brains and hearts. Don’t give up man
>>33892882No, I doubt they're very good quality. Besides, I use dildos specifically to distract from how much I miss my bf's dick. That'd defeat the whole purpose.
>>33892881He’s trying to make friends by stalking and harassing anons don’t let him
>>33892885NTA but I don't believe that.
>>33892887but how did he identify me like that
>>33892888It’s true, but you aren’t going to find them here.
>>33892878This one girl got angry at me because we were both high and her skirt was up and I didn’t even notice or bother to tell her
>>33892860>crossdressYou cross dress for men? What a slut. I like it
>>33892885yeah, to eat probablysautee our lean gamey harts using our fatty brains
>>33892890I don't think I'll find them anywhere.
>>33892888I hope you change your mind. I’ve experienced it myself as well as the kind of woman that just wanted my dick and money; there’s a clear difference between the two
>>33892881>>33892889i recognized that tomoko pic
Women, what position gets you off the fastest? What about the most enjoyable?
>>33892889He doesn’t have any friends so he keeps a record of everyone and their posts, ignore and report the schizo spammer
>>33892894Gruesome prose brutherThey exist, I promise.
I think I am addicted to jerking off
>>33892896They exist.
>>33892878What? no that's crazy I'd never do that. I WOULD make you walk outside naked underneath a coat with a collar though and fuck you in the woods at night
>>33892898>>33892904Stop lying to us.
>>33892902meds
women does it feel nice when a man puts his arm around your waist?
>>33892891based>>33892905Thank you for your vital contribution to atoga
>>33892901I love prone, it's so great. I love the feeling of his weight crashing down on top of me, and it gives me time to let my legs rest after riding. But honestly, as of recently, missionary has been getting me off super fast. Idk why, but when he flips me onto my back and starts going slow after pronebone, I get there like immediately.
I think I am addicted to drinking waterhaving my 6th liter today right before bed
>>33892872I need somebody to drink my protein when the kids won't unless I'm donating to the local hospital.
>>33892880Maybe, mutual masterbation?
is there a way you can dominantly suck breast milklike be all rapey about it maybe
>>33892913> basedThanks I try
Women, if you're cumming and he keeps thrusting in you, would you get pissed off or cum harder?
>>33892901Making out and missionary with moaning.MMM
>>33892910>ban evader exposes himself
>>33892923Both. Depends on how hard he's going.
>>33892921Idk, finger her maybe? At least you can say you're trying to get her off which is manly.
I am ENTITLED to a wife with gigantic natural titsWhatever picture of a busty woman just came into your mind, make them twice as bigYou and your little bugbites can be my cumrag for the night I guess but I just refuse to take chestlets any more serious than thatHow am I supposed to get hard if I don't know how much back pain you have?How are you gonna feed our babies?WELL?
>>33892926Hi jeetlord, how long was the ban?
>>33892923That is what I want dummy. You have to thrust for me to cum.
>>33892926you're really bad at this
>>33892931No, While you're cumming, not to get you to cum. If a guy is cumming, jerking more just hurts and isn't fun
>>33892929MY AVERAGE D SIZED BOOBS FED A CHILD FOR 2 YEARS.You can chill out with the big boob fetishizing.
I wonder what make atoga file looks like
>>33892929forcing your dream woman to have a mastectomy and eating the raw breast tissue in front of both of you
>>33892921kek'd>>33892937wtf
>>33892916Diabetes?
>>33892935Did s/he grow up into a (wo)manlet due to severe malnutrition?
>>33892923>Women, if you're cumming and he keeps thrusting in you, would you get pissed off or cum harder?I wouldn't be mad at all. Was your gf mad?
>>33892933>jerking more just hurts and isn't funHuh? We don't have things that shoot when we're cumming unless you're talking about squirting. Our cumming is more like the wave machine at a water amusement park suddenly turning on high peaks. You may even be fighting to thrust.
>>33892936
>>33892933jokes aside, I think a clitoral orgasm is more akin to male ejaculation and would get sensitive. You can fuck right through her vaginal orgasm though and it would feel even better. As far as I know. t. moid
>>33892941maybe slighly high cholesteroli also chew ice, but dont have low iron
>>33892920minor spelling mistake i claim everything you own
>>33892936Can’t see anything listed under ‘friends’ here
>>33892937You don't have the stomach for that
>>33892956okay ill cook it first
>>33892956He doesn’t have any friends for that either
>>33892957That's just not gonna turn out how you think it would
>>33892959meat is meat dude
>>33892955Yeah... archiver-chan is good at their job
goodnight femanons
Can’t take a hint and gotta keep posting?
https://youtu.be/R640RLJbcUQ?t=250
>>33892963Be careful what you say he might attempt suicide again from desperation and loneliness
>>33892952
goodnight anons and and femanons
Back to what I was saying:My dick is 99th percentile in length and 95th percentile in girth. WHY should I waste it on a fucking chestlet? I have a fucking winning lottery ticket in my pants and im gosh darn cute as a button to boot, WHY shouldn't i be sending INVOICES to little CHESTLETS for DARING to invade MY SPACE???>>33892962They're not meat!
>>33892968He did what
>>33892976That’s ENTJ, he’s very upset he got banned.
>>33892973foid hands
femanons are never honest about their sexual history and their sexually transmitted diseases?
>>33892983I'm honest about both. I don't bring up being raped as a kid, though.
>>33892973Yeah man you want attention we get it
>>33892983This kills the crab.
>has to project in order to cope Lmao full copium on suicide watch
>>33892980They struggle to wrap around my cock>>33892986Thank you for acquiescing
>>33892989Look at the little ban evader go!
Men, should I post him?I like looking at him.
>>33892979Don’t open the discord little guy
>>33892994
>>33892989>on suicide watch What happened?
>>33892997He's so handsome
>>33892950See a doctor?
>>33893003i just went a month agonothing wrong with my bloodwork other than the cholesterolall he recommended was diet and exercise
Lmao again
>>33893010maybe it's microplastics. he can't test for microplastics blocking pathways in the body.
>>33893001He redeemed
>>33893018microplastics are making me drink water?
>>33893023if they make you thirsty yea
Are women smarter than men?
>>33893018maybe i should donate blood thenoffload my shit
>>33893026yes
>>33893026yeahwomen know useful shit like literature and poetry while men only know retarded autistic shit like differential equations and dark souls lore
>>33893026They’re smarter than browns
>>33893010Go to an endrocologist.
>>33893026No, they're pretty dumb
>>33893026Yeah
>>33893035for drinking water. you guys overreact to everything. i dont have kilefelters or man boobs or bloody jizz. im going to fukken bed
>>33893032But you listed 4 useless things
>>33893032Is it true that the average woman is stronger and fitter than the average indian male?
>>33893038you will pee in your sleep
plap
>>33893026in my experience women struggle with highly conceptual shit that ties in many interpretative elements but are about equal to men in terms of calculating ability, which means women have no problem being mathematicians but you wont ever see a female equivalent of louis-ferdinand celine or robert musil as these are the immortal peaks of human intellect.
>>33893026aren't men from jupiter to get more stupider?
>>33893038My bad anon. Sleep well, just making sure you're healthy
>>33893050You have experience with women?
Is it true that the gayer the man, the wider the mouth?
>>33893055as nick fuentes said, i'm having an experience with one right now
>>33893058yes. hence estrogenic soibois all do the :O face
>>33893060>anon confirmed as gay
Guess ENTJ won
Is it true that after midnight, minors emmit a strawberry scent that is detectable only by pedophiles?
>>33893070/qa/ won
>>33893077Who?
>women prostitute themselves for money>get money from men that can't get a gf>handsome men offer emotional "prostitution">get money from women who can't get a gf>women have sex for money to pay money for affectionWhy are gender relations so dystopian in Japan?
Part of my self esteem relies on how easily I can get aroused at the idea of cuddling with the girl I love
Whenever I clean my air fryer I always cut myself damn you European design quality
dead bread.
since everything is but an apparition perfect in being what it is one may as well laugh
Thread is so dead no one will know I got less than three’d today
where did everyone go?
>>33893123No one wants to post with ENTJ around.
>>33893123To bed
>>33893103I understabd paying for sex, but paying for praise?The praise are and affection is fake! You can’t fake sex!
>>33893123Chads dairy farm. That's still hip. Right guys?
Might get to lose my virginity this week. How? I will go out approach a girl then ask her out and make quick moves. Maybe. Then I shall be know as the thunderbolt for my speed.
I don't even do it for the pleasure. I do it just to see if I can maintain an erection in the first place.
>>33893135Are there real’y farmers in here?I clean horses!
New thread>>33893153>>33893153>>33893153
And for lunch, I shall be havingCookies and milk tea.
