In this thread, we ask the opposite gender anything!This thread doesn't have any thread-specific rules. That said, while you *can* ask anything, there are some topics that have entire boards dedicated to them, so you might be better off posting there. For example:>>>/pol/ for politics,>>>/lgbt/ for LGBT issues,>>>/r9k/ for incel rants,>>>/b/ for blog posts that are obvious works of fiction.To filter namefags and more:https://www.4chan-x.net/Also, we're on /adv/ and the /adv/ board *does* have rules. So, no NSFW images, no signatures, no avatar posting, no posting personal information or contact details, no racism, and no trolling or ragebait, etc. (If you want to post a picture of yourself or a Discord handle, post it in the ATOGA thread on /soc/ and link to that post from here).Finally, we would appreciate it if you didn't start a new thread unless the old one has either reached page 9 or the image count is in the 140s!Previously on ATOGA: >>33881241
Life is so scary life is so scary how can I do anything if I'm always scared
>>33884511
>>33884503I hate women so fucking much.>>33884509same.
>>33884509hate is a strong word
How many people have you had a crush, infatuation, and been in love with, respectively. You define that how you want. Pic unrelated>for meM, 24, ~6 crushes, 2 infatuations, 0 loves
>>33884516I do everything for you
>>33884503I’ll just get straight to it-Ladies, what’s an unusual sexual experience you had?
its NNN atoga, are you going to make it?
I respect bpdemons because they treat moids the way they deserve to be treated
>>33884523F254 crushes 1 love
>>33884523whats the difference between a crush and infatuationto me they are the sameanyways probably 3 crushes, no love.
>>33884523M, 19, 4 crushes, 1 infatuation, 0 loves.Funny enough, if I didnt have that one infatuation with a literal whore, I mightve gotten with the one girl who was actually into me my entire life.
>>33884528Oh shoot, good point, I should go fail that.
>>33884528i jerked off a couple hours agowhat purpose does refraining for a whole month serve
>>33884528its my first time living alone during a November but yeah i think i am
>>33884534Crush is like that person in your high school math class who made you feel "butterflies in you stomach". You like them.Infatuation is much more intense, you can hardly stop thinking about them. You intensely look forward to meeting them. You think you might be falling in love.I don't know what falling in love is fully like given I haven't experienced it.
>>3388452330F6 crushes (5/6 online)1 decade-long relationship1 love (towards a female friend, not the pet moid)
>>33884538dopamine reset
>>33884528Does it include sex?
>>33884545>to meeting thembad wording. Intensely look forward to being around them*
>>33884546you dont even love the guy youre in a relationship with? did you ever?
>>33884549i think the challenge is pretty much only for people who dont have sex
>>33884555Some women are evil
>>33884545i mean there has been a woman that i looked forward to meeting but i wouldnt say she filled my thoughts or i ever thought i loved herso maybe 1/2 infatuation
>>33884560Correction: Most women are evil
>>33884560>Some
all mens jackets should have shoulder pads
Riding a moid is fun but it's EXTREMELY exhausting
>>33884509>>33884517Did you know that from a biochemical point of view, hate and love are almost the same thing?
>>33884565>>33884567>>33884571I'm not evil
>>33884574
>>33884555I had a crush on him at first but living with him was like handling a big special needs kid I wasn't allowed to discipline. It took such a long time to dump him since every time I reached out I was told "yea all men are like that, just deal with it"
>>33884577Marry me
>>33884528I would think they would since they don't have women.
>>33884576except when i love someone i want to embrace them and kiss their face and when i hate someone i want to shoot them and cut of their faceso pretty different tbqh
>>33884572It is yeah
>>33884582Ok
>>33884585>>33884587Just saying, you're still passionate about women
>>33884572I work out regularly specifically so that I can ride my bf long enough to get off before my legs are jello.
>>33884584
>>33884591So what should we do now
>>33884597Idk
Turns out women want dominant men more than men want submissive womenWho knew?
I make myself sick it makes me sick how much of my life I've ruined
>>33884528Why does she keep getting shilled. She's pretty but not extraordinary.
>>33884598Wanna go on a cute ass date to Olive garden
>>33884601it makes sensemen dgaf if a woman is dominant or submissiveas long as she has sex with himalso 99% of women are submissive while 75% of men are dominantso there's a discrepancy in that too
>>33884603Then leave? Turn off the damn computer, go outside.
>>33884603>i want to avoid women>i know!>i should go to the "talk to women" thread, great idea
>>33884603My man, you are on /atoga/ begging for female attention.
>>33884612you made those numbers up
>>33884532its over for you
>>33884621theres an infographic thats been spammed itt lately but i dont have itsomeone may post it
>>33884523M, 10 crushes, 2 loves, 1 yearning
>>33884593https://www.science20.com/news_releases/brains_hate_circuit_identifiedWell, hate and love share some of the same brain areas, particularly in the putamen and insula, which are involved in emotional intensity and arousal. While both are high-arousal emotions, love is associated with a deactivation of areas for judgment and reasoning, whereas hate involves less deactivation of the cerebral cortex, allowing for critical thinking and planning for revenge.
>>33884523F 19. A few unmemorable crushes, only parasocial infatuations if that counts, 1 love.
>>33884608What have you ruined hun>>33880161She literally is a witch though, she goes to pagan church, practices spells etc.>>33880164Noo she's a sweetheart lol>>33880175That too, we all dressed as witches>>33884509Same except I love them sm even though they're scary
>>33884632Fakecel
>>33884523F, 5 crushes, 1 infatuation, 1 loveAnd 0 bf
>>33884638love=bf i thought
>>33884634>women, please leave the "talk to women" thread. youre ruining my chudspace
>>33884527What counts as unusual?
>>33884528Nah, not fapped but got the hangover hornies today>>33884569I'm not an American football player lool>>33884638>0 bfRIP, hope you meet someone nice >>33884632>1 lovehttps://youtu.be/bcxnbfRYM-g?si=T2k5lOidCWX28k7f
>>33884639The best kind of love is unrequited
>>33884656fact check: False
>>33884639Lmao
>>33884594>I work out regularly specifically so that I can ride my bfI like sex but not enough to start working out lol
>>33884658Don't ruin my cope pls
women how would you take it if your bf only wanted to have sex biweekly
>>33884601So fucking true. When I was young and new to dating, I tried following dating guides. I was unfortunate enough that my first guide was some retarded shit written by a woman. You know the garbage: "respect women", "always ask for consent", "always ask her opinion". That's straight-up evil advice designed to make you miserable as fuck. I never got anywhere with it, and it was the most pathetic shit I've ever done. The best possible advice from me? A woman's opinion exists to be disregarded.
>>33884576Real.
>>33884666>A woman's opinion exists to be disregardedWhy on earth are you on "ask the opposite gender anything" then lmao
>snooped gf phone on gut feeling because she told me her male friend was pouring his feelings out for her over instagram>she basically spoke to him a week I was away as if she was ready to dump me >take pictures>confront her with an open discussion and chance for her to be honest if she has anything to tell me>hands me her phone, says she can't believe I'm really going to go through her phone>hand it back>she scrolls through their DMs>the most incriminating messages I took copies off from her were deletedShe thinks we'll somehow move past this. Do I or don't I show her that photo when she denies it again? I only took the photos 2 days ago so I'm almost positive she deleted them as I handed her the phone back opposite me on the sofa.
>>33884673dump her
>>33884673Ngl that sounds sus af on her part, are you sure you want to stay with her?
>>33884673Break up with her. Tell her you know everything and that it's over
>>33884661It's the best motivator, seriously. And all the tangential benefits beyond riding dick more comfortably makes it that much more worth the time.
>>33884673Damn, men really die in real life if they become single. I can't imagine wanting to stay with someone who cheats and shows faked evidence.Don't tell her anything, reading people's messages is illegal unlike cheating.
>>33884671>Why on earth are you on "ask the opposite gender anything" then lmaoIt's dating advice, not life advice. I love women, but putting her in charge never works, and she never really wants it either.
I call my penis the SMM (single mother maker)
>>33884673Don't say anything incriminating, just say you are disappointed that she's no longer trustworthy and that you aren't comfortable sharing your life with her in this capacity anymore. It sucks, but she can't claim it was a moment of panic or weakness when you know for a fact that she went out of her way to lie to you when you've asked for honesty.
Evil moids. Evil moids everywhere.
>>33884687anyone remember all the normies killing themselves over covid because they couldnt have sex kek
>>33884523M, 305 crushes and 2 loves. One of the 5 crushes is happening rn
>>33884647Ofc it's the prodigy.
>>33884594What kind of exercises do you do?
>>33884707I hear I'm quite fun and nice actually
>>33884665:')
>>33884735is that a nose or a tear
>>33884738Tear, unfortunately.
>>33884740too often? how about once a month
>>33884707It's Halloweekend
>>33884702>dating advice, not life adviceYou're still listening to women's opinions though lol...>>33884707Mwahahaha Jk I'm good boi today>>33884723Hell yeah https://youtu.be/itwZJH0sKcQ?si=pLydltWQ5TwrtUnH
>>33884673She's going to break up with you so make sure you have another girl lined up
>>33884676>>33884678>>33884682>>33884706Yeah. She even specified to him she doesn't want to fuck a "friendship" that she values, but still doesn't draw the line at saying " might take a look at your junk though". She told me she didn't even see him and just said they'd meet to make me feel bad - but given I know she's deleted the messages that are unforgivable then I can't trust a damn thing she's said.I'm ready to walk but it's so tempting to catch her out by showing her the deleted ones. We still work for the same company but are in different branches now, I feel it'd just keep her thinking twice about making up bullshit about us.It's frankly disgusting she thinks this can be worked through and that deleting those few messages she sent (right after I visited her and dropped gifts off from my trip by the way) are enough to save face. I mean the resulting chat is the guy saying he wants her that just tits and ass will suffice and to wear something tight or nothing at all - only it's in the void without her replies now. It's pathetic.I'm going over there soon, she's going to think there's something salvageable and it sucks.
>>33884595>>33884584Holy shit she's back? What was her old name again?
What does it mean when a lesbian girl regularly describes wanting werewolves to knot her and rut her, and also constantly talks about sucking dick?
>>33884713COVID was the best time of my life nglNow I have to interact with customers again...
>>33884704I call mine penis
>>33884759shes a poseronly calls herself a lesbian for lgbt virtue signaling
>>33884757>still doesn't draw the line at saying " might take a look at your junk though>saying he wants her that just tits and ass will suffice and to wear something tight or nothing at all - only it's in the void without her replies nowWtffWhy you still with this ho lol
>>33884759Reminds me of that time my "gay" twitter moot started reminiscing about his high school gf after his douche bf left him
>>33884758i dont even remember lmfao
>>33884758>What was her old name again?A girl that will break the scales- I mean rules
>>33884759No idea. I like women and werewolves, too, but I rightfully identify as a bi and hypersexual weirdo.
>>33884523M30>2 shallow crushes/romantic infatuationsAll slowly faded before I became a teenager.>0 lovesProbably because I prefer to treat people more fairly and unbiased, rather than picking on one person and obsessing over them. If I ever try to romantically love someone, it'll likely come from a conscious choice and discipline, rather than a sudden and intense infatuation. Maybe if I notice that certain external circumstances and a long history together make us compatible.https://youtu.be/OEqaUOMMefA
GenderWould you have sex with a fantasy creature? And I don't mean catgirls who are still basically human, but something less anthropomorphic, like a kraken, mermaid, or whatever.
>>33884774Yeah deffos, I love mermaids
I constantly fight with myself about wanting a relationship. I don’t want to be taken away from making music and reading in my free time and a woman would definitely affect this, but I yearn for the touch of a woman and to be obsessed over
>>33884772based and isaacnewton-pilled
Should I ask my baddie colleague if she's still planning to go out after work tonight (I'm off, she's still got a few hours) or should I just stay in and play vidyaThink she's still kinda pissed off with me cause I didn't stay for a drink with her after work yesterday (had to stay late so was already late to a party) or come out clubbing with her
>gf has some dodgy strain of having at least once upon a time>favourite thing is to get eaten out>don't want my jaw to rot offStatistically what are the odds I get Michael douglased?
>>33884774F. Yes. Werewolf, centaur, minotaur, pretty much anything with sapience and least some human-like body features so it doesn't make me feel like I'm just fucking an animal.
>>33884782>yearn for the touch of a womanI mean that's what fwbs are for, the sex/cuddling without impacting the rest of your life But you can still find a gf who respects your need for free time for your hobbiesYou do have to make sacrifices in a relationship though. Iktf I'm obsessed with making music so the hardest part about dating was not having time for that
>>33884774>tfw no wendigo gf
>>33884743If you mean biweekly like every other week, it should be more often preferably..
>>33884774All of the ones that would be smart enough to communicate and consent and wouldn't kill me or get me pregnant
Am I evil for offhandedly calling my bisexual ex-gf gay and relishing the ensuing spergout she had over "invisiblizing" her
>>33884759She's not a lesbian lol
>>33884707Tee-hee
>>33884774if anything id prefer that to an actual human being
Femanons, do you think sex work is empowering?
>>33884795No but you're either flexing or humiliating yourself based on whether you made her gay as a lesbian or as a moid
>>33884795Maybe you'd still be together if you'd tried invisaligning instead.
>>33884750Today???
>>33884795>my bisexual ex-gf
>>33884774No, im not that into black girls
>>33884790>that's what fwbs are for, the sex/cuddling without impacting the rest of your lifeI feel like this would be the most appropriate relationship but I don’t think I could really get her wrapped around my finger and obsessed with me in this scenario. Maybe I’m wrong
>>33884801Humiliating I guess lol, but I can't say I miss that relationship. I actually did this to two women in a row because I'm just that great B^)It was much, much more amicable with the first one
>>33884805Good boi todayEvil tomoz>>33884808>get her wrapped around my finger and obsessed with meI see, you're a narcissistWell if you really want that find a vulnerable BPD girl but don't be surprised when she slashes your tyres
>>33884511You do it anyway.
ever fucked up a relationship so bad she turned gay after dumping you?that was my first relationship...
>>33884800If someone genuinely wants to do sex work and s/he has the power to do it, sure. But I doubt all of them are in it for the love of the game.
>>33884806Some of us just have to touch the stove lol
>>33884511You need to just start with little things and slowly build your confidence and realise that you are capable of doing things and the worst case scenarios are just you catastrophisingYgmi >>33884813Idk about "turned gay" but most girls I dated were bi and yeah two got gfs after me lmao
>>33884807Fuck you.
Do you guys ever hesitate to flirt with a girl because you're not sure about her age? I don't want to be "that guy"
>>33884821the fuck are you mad about, you're a latina
>>33884774F. Yes depending on the creature ofc.
>>33884822not really, but I dont flirt with girls anyways. Im locked out of that skilltree
>>33884686Oo I like that!
>>33884826Damn. I don't have any skill either really, I just thought I could tell her I think she's cute and ask for her number or offer her mine.
>>33884804I would look like that guy in the quirk chungus meme if I did that so I'm glad I didn't>>33884822I don't generally have a very hard time telling whether or not someone is old enough for me to flirt with, but then again, I'm not really interested in any women under 25I don't think it's really that hard to tell if a girl is 18+ or not. I don't remember it being too hard when I was 19-23ish
>>33884799love snakes
>>33884799This anime is a classic.
>>33884822No
>>33884822i have never flirted with a girl regardless of what i think her age is
>>33884811>I see, you're a narcissistA little bit but the reason for my desires is because I want to be loved equally. When I love a woman, I become possessive and think about her all the time, and I want the same. In my previous relationships, the women has treated me like a god and anything less than that would be very disappointing
>>33884800Some parts yes, most parts no.
>>33884823I'm multiracial.
>>33884796>>33884771>>33884767>>33884764So is it mainly some sort of identity problem or something? For reference she says she wishes she was straight and for her preferring women is something she regularly wishes wasn't a problem she has. She also hates a lot of the LGBT community and leans towards conservative politics.
>>33884665Doesn’t really matter to be honest.
>>33884782There are girls that would fall in love with you and sit and listen and watch you make your music or parallel play
>>33884838Marry me
>>33884836>the women has
>>33884842only if hes attractive though, huh?
I was masturbating ferociously to some random BDSM porn, but when the girl called the younger guy 'daddy', it was so fucking hilarious. Like, if I were fucking someone twice my age and she called me daddy, I don't know if I could take it seriously. My parents weren't even fucking born when you were already in school.
>>33884830thats not flirting nigga
>>33884832Yess actually underrated.
>>33884842>>33884848I’m attractive but would a woman not get bored of me? Don’t I have to be entertaining? That matters more than attractiveness in my experience>inb4 you just weren’t attractive enough!!!
>>33884838and thats why its a no from meLatina I could handle, I can cope that you're spanishbut the other part? no
>>33884846Post dick stats and your opinions on having children.
>>33884622Ok bitch
>>33884850>>>/trash/Take it somewhere else, coomer
>>33884850>oh yah yo wan dat cawg>yeth yeth yeth daedeeeeeeAnyone who doesn't mute American porn is clinically insane
>>33884852Idk what I'm doing bro
>>33884858>Latina I could handle, I can cope that you're spanishYou said this retarded shit on purpose, right? You actually know what fucking latina means, right? I'm.so fucking mad right now.
>>33884611I hate Olive Garden
femanons, when was the last time you felt like picrel?What was the context? How did you fix it?
I should have asked femanon more about her cute devil costume
>>33884865Latina.....Latin....the Latin part of the latinas come from Spaniards
>>33884866>bite into olive garden 'bread' roll>85% air>disappointment immeasurable, day ruined
>>33884848>>33884856I’m plenty entertained by any man who is in love with me and acts like itWhat else are you guys thinking you need to do? Dance around like a monkey? In my mind he would fill all the spaces in my life I usually spend alone and that would be enough for me. And of course sometimes we go out and do something nice
>>33884867I feel it seeping back in all the time. I try and get into the world more, create, spend time with people.
>>33884866I dont think this relationship is gonna work out
Stella barey made me lose nnn...
>>33884860Barely 6 inches and im down if youre down
>about to have sex with a girl>pull down pants>picrelhow do I prevent this from happening? Or alternatively, what do I do in that situation in case it DOES happen? Do I just hate fuck her and ghost her? Do I call it off altogether? What's the move here?
>>33884869My autism dislikes calling calling Native-American-European mestizos "Latinos". Latins to me means Iron Age Central Italians (Romans), and perhaps that can be extended for closely related modern peoples (Italians, Spaniards, French).
>>33884867Last night. I was thinking that a schizo like me will die alone and then I went to bed.
>>33884822>Do you guys ever hesitate to flirt with a girl because you're not sure about her age?No because I only flirt with women double my age
Remember girls youre only allowed to be annoying and selfish if a man finds you attractive while you do it otherwise you’re a stupid wench
>>33884866Ooh Maddone, it's time to get you to an Olive Garden!The Tour of Italy is my favorite dish to order. Every time we go to Olive Garden with the family I like to make a fun little event of it. "Pack your bags" I say to my wife "We're going on a tour!"I grab my passport and head out the door. We get to the restaurant in 10 minutes flat. "WOW, Italy is a lot closer to home than I thought!"When we get to the restaurant I ask the hostess "Do I need to speak Italian here?" with a big grin. The hostess giggles and takes us to our table.When we get seated at the restaurant the waiter takes our order. "I'll have the tour of Italy" I exclaim. "Do you need to see my passport?" I say slyly. The waitress giggles and says she will bring out the breadsticks and salad soon.The salad arrives and I get extra cheese on top per usual. "Starting off up north at the snow covered Italian Alps I see!" My wife groans but the waitress gets a giggle out of it.The main course comes and it's just as beautiful as I remember it. I grab my fork "Where do I even begin?!"I take my fork and make airplane noises as I dive my fork down into the Chicken Parmigiana "Milan, you taste magnificent!""Next let's see Florence!" I direct my fork toward the signature Fettuccine Alfredo. It's like I can taste the culture without even seeing the city!"Now for the grand finally, let's head down to Rome!" My fork gobbles up the Lasagna Classico in seconds."Mama Mia! what a trip!" We get the bill "Wow a whole tour of Italy for only $14.99? What a bargain!"The waitress seems pretty over it at this point but manages to crack a little smile as she takes my credit card. "Didn't even need to crack out the American Express! hah!"As we leave I wave and exclaim "Arrivederci!" to all the staff as we walk out the door. What a great family restaurant.
>>33884882get into a relationship founded on love and not lust and then it wont matter
>>33884888Just wait until you get older...
>>33884869Learn the difference between hispanic and latina, then come back and say you're stupid.
>>33884875Can’t we go somewhere better
>>33884887Marry me
>>33884890this guy gets it
>>33884896What, like a subway?
>>33884894latina is a female hispanic you doofushispanics include people of Spanish speaking peoples, including those who live in the americas.
>>33884871>Dance around like a monkey? Unironically yes. I must constantly entertain them with conversation. The silence kills women
Rate my voice https://voca.ro/13oahyu7g9YK
>>33884882>how do I prevent this from happening?Is there any reason to believe this would happen?
>>33884869>you would have thought she had been brought up in a school for whoresGets me every fucking time
>>33884908strained + no projection. also you sound like you purposefully made it sound deeper than it is.
>>33884904I'm so mad at you.
>>33884908theres too much saliva in your mouth
How do I get a croatian or slovenian gf as a blackanon?
What would you do if you were stock in a waiting room and you forgot your earphones?
>>33884902California Pizza Kirchen
>>33884908You’re reading too fast
>>33884774Myes
>>33884912from experience, women are a lot more abrasive in private and behind closed doors than how they portray themselves in public and among their social circle.Also anecdotes on the internet that aren't obvious humiliation fetishists.
>>33884916>also you sound like you purposefully made it sound deeper than it is.I didn't :/>>33884918Don't think so>>33884925I have often been told I speak too fast
>>33884917why exactly?you seem to single me out all the time. I think you're just racist against Slavics
>>33884921Going insane
>>338849084/10, ngl its over.
>>33884888>No because I only flirt with women double my ageNot viable after 25
>>33884868Why
>>33884908you sound like me if im trying to hide my shitty balkan accent
>>33884921Mi would just read the magazines they leave outor just veg out and stare at the wall or somethingthink about my car or deer hunting
>>33884922You're west coast too :o
>>33884920Sooner rather than later. Race relations in Europe are very strained and about to get a lot worse.Not to mention that balkans and western slavs are pretty much the most racist europeans that exist today.
>>33884921you ever see those npcs in public who play whatever theyre watching out loud without headphones? you could try that
>>33884928I meant is there any reason to believe this would happen to the guy who posted that, is his dick really tiny or something?
>>33884941No
>>33884942Even more racist than Russians?
>>33884920lmaot.Slovenian
>>33884940No, I have to stand. There is a free-service computer, but it’s being geopardized by some teenage girls playing online games!
>>33884863Yeah, but it's not better irl. Every girl I fucked, for some reason, screamed like a pig in a slaughterhouse.
>>33884935She supposedly looked hot, but I don't know what she was actually wearing beyond horns and wings. I wanna know!
>>33884943Nah fuck em!
>>33884905It really doesn't. Albeit we live together, most of the time we're not actually actively talking to each other because we're both doing our own thing. Of course you have to take some breaks to spend time with each other but silence does not kill women.
>>33884929>I didn't :/start humming continuously and lower/heighten your pitch until you feel a vibration that sits somewhere between your nose and upper teeth. That's where your natural speaking voice is. The way you talk is trying to push your voice to the back of your throat, which is why people are giving your shit for it probably.
>>33884953Probably not much
>>33884946I dont think we're meant to be then
>>33884921Read my pirates book.
>>33884930Yes, I am. I'm racist against all white people by virtue of fetishizing them. But that's not why I'm mad you right now. I'm mad because you're using labels wrongly.
>exes never come back just for casual sexI guess they never found me that attractive. Maybe I really am ugly
>>33884960I'd be surprised and intrigued
Why you guys shit after the big main shit do you try to force out the little straggler turds? I used to do that but I think it was giving me hemorrhoids so I stopped, even though I was a bit afraid if I left the straggler turds up there one might shoot out when I farted.
>>33884961I know
GenderYou're fat.Your options are:>An unsupervised drug that actually works and will make you slim down in a week, though it might kill you in the process.>Diet and gym for a year.Choose one.
>>33884969Don't force, just breathe as if you are trying to cough. That's why they ask you to cough during prison exams
>>33884969You should eat more fiber.
>>33884892LmaoA scary thought>>33884908Sing us a song jkYou have a nice deep voice toneYou sound like the science boffin guy in some superhero film telling the military general what's up
>>33884822I still don't really know what flirting is, but it's not an issue since I don't talk to people in general.
What would you do if you were waiting in line and some dude had been talking to the receptionist for the last 20 min?
>>33884948yes, russians have the largest amount of muslims in all of europe. The Hungary, Czechia, Croatia, etc. area is probably not the best place to be when you're not caucasian.Here's an example of an average croatian girl:https://litter.catbox.moe/61jp8aoc715x6k87.mp4
>>33884904lost at Belgiumtopkek
>>33884978I eat plenty of fiber, the big main shit is good but there's always a couple little turds up there you can force out. From now on though I'm just going to leave them there and let them get compacted into the next day's big turd.
>>33884950you have to stand? that sucks. in america they'd sue the establishment lol we need to sit our lazy asses down
Should I feel bad for discriminating against fat people?
>>33884944yes, my dick is small.
>>33884920Find a 50 year old gypsy who used to be a prostitute.It probably still won't work unless you're her drug dealer.
>>33884982I would start playing donkey kong in my head or counting the floaters in my eyeballs.Although in all seriousness what I would really do is bitch out loud about how long I waited in line once I'm back in my car, alone
>>33884975i pick option 3, talking about option two will neither dieting nor exercising
>>33884987I was supposed to get my buscard trough the mail, but some porchpirate opened my mail and stole my bus card, so now I have to stand at the bus office, here like a dumbass
>>33884921Stare into the void and contemplate my deepest inadequacies jkI'd probably just daydream and chill or meditate desuI worked as a receptionist for years in empty waiting rooms so I'm good at doing absolutely nothing for hours>>33884934>Not viable after 25Wdym? I've liked in their 50s who were hot af>>33884964>come back just for casual sexWhy would they do that unless they're hoez >>33884975>though it might kill you in the processWhat's the downside then? Jk
>>33884997r.i.p. well at least you have us kekekeke
>>33884993Have you considered wearing a shirt that says "My dick is small" so the size queens get filtered out beforehand?
>>33884953just dress and tights
>>33884989No
>>33884921I never leave the house with headphones anyways, so I'd do what I usually do. If any of the magazines look interesting, I might skim them. Otherwise, I'll just sit there quietly with my thoughts.If I've been waiting for long enough and am bored enough, I'll probably pull out my phone for a second and read some posts or the news.
>>33884983jfc man, what happened in Croatia that made them like that?
>>33885005>Otherwise, I'll just sit there quietly with my thoughts.I like to rotate various geometric shapes in my mind.
>>33884982Depends if I was in a hurry or needed checking in for an appt or something, then I'd try to politely say excuse me but blah blahPoor form of the receptionist though tbqh unless the dude genuinely has a complex urgent issue. Really there should be two receptionists on desk in those kind of scenarios (so if one is tied up with an involved query the other can whittle through the queue) but alas a lot of places are cutting corners... Also as an ex-doctor's receptionist, please do not wait until you have like 5 separate issues and then come to the desk and try to sort them all at once when it's busy...
>>33885001I mean it's small enough for most women to not want to touch it. If it was just size queens I wouldn't be worried.
>>33885002Very cute most likely. What kinda dressGood afternoon also
>>33885010I'm usually thinking about chores or trying to clear a writer's block.
>>33885016>I mean it's small enough for most women to not want to touch it.sounds like bs
>>33884983nta, holy shit, how do I get a croatian nazi gf?>inb4 go to Croatiayes, but then what?
I wanna go for a bar crawl tonight. I might end up going alone, I want to know what to expect in terms of meeting people. I'm not looking for a hook up or one night stand but if a girl seems interesting I'd like to get her number or socials or whatever. Does anyone have experiance doing this?
>>33885017Form fittnghi
>>33885024No. I've never been to a bar
>>33885024I've never gotten a girl's number at a bar desu, only in night club smoking area
>>33885026Real cute. What kinda shoes? And who was lucky enough to see it
>>33885008This is only a theory but, lack of intelligentsia to undermine them
>Very excited to know a abusive ex is headed to prison in a month. I can finally breathe a sigh of relief
>>33885038Christ, well that is good news at least, hope you're doing ok
>>33885012I’m in a hurry to be literally anywhere else, at the moment!
>>33885038Woohooo
>>33885033Just boots and a bunch of knuckleheads
>>33885045Are you still in the queue lmao? Can you overhear the conversation, what is the dude even yapping about?
>>33885038Whyd you date him?
>>33884975MI chose the second option. It has worked decently well.
I ate moldy cheese thsts how lonely i am
F lurker here>>33884656fact check: true and based>>33884665i mean. sure, it's his choice. maybe a bit sad? but it's not that important in the grand scheme, you'll stop doing it eventually>>33884759addicted to fanfiction and too much time on the internet, i'd say she just dislikes masculinity so a femboy or transgirl would work>>33884772it is possible, you don't need physical romantic drug reaction to love someone. i know someone who doesn't experience that and is still happily in relationship, beacuse they get along so well. good luck>>33884848as long as he does the minimum like make her feel loved, mental attraction makes u biased to think they're attractive even if they look deformed
>>33885049Sounds like a nice outfit. Fun knuckleheads, I hope?
>>33885056were you trying to emulate what a vagina would taste like?
FemanonsWould you date this glorious mulleted man >>33884858 ?
>>33885021how so?
>>33885051Yes, he is asking questions he could have easily answered by going on the bus services website or at least chatgpt.It’s just some weird old foreigner with his family.
>>33885052>Continually cheated when confronted he almost killed me just really fucked up person.
>>33885056Was it blue mold?
>>33885044>Good once the sentence comes down it's looking like 12 years or so the district Attorney told me
Anyone else itt trying to write a novel this month?
>>33884963Very bigoted of you. also very rich coming from you about using words incorrectly when you wrote this>But that's not why I'm mad you right now.here, let me correct you>But that's not why I'm mad AT you right now.
Write your gender.Why would you prohibit your partner from having sex with other people? What's the point? Don't you want them to have fun? Or are you just going to get salty that they're doing it without you?
>>33885068>foreignerRaycis lolYeah 90% of my job as a receptionist was just googling shit for people lol
>>33885008constant wars and genocidesyou're not wanted here, believe me
>>33885075nonow that ive finished my last college classes i will never write more than three sentences again
>>33885038Tell us which prison so we can convince the other inmates to jump him.
>>33885069>>33885073Why are you greentexting you just saying sutff? You're not quoting someone.
>>33885073>12 years or soJeez, has he murdered someone lolGlad he's going behind bars and stay safe and well anon <3>>33885078M, why can't they have fun with me...Though obvs if they wanted to have sex with other people I'd break up, not gonna stop them living their life
>>33885079There’s 2 receptionis and a tleast 5 pp have passed trough one, and it still the same guy on the other line!
>>33885078Myeah
>>33885078>are you just going to get salty that they're doing it without you?Yes.
>>33885088Lol yeah it be like that sometimesBless youMaybe queue hop or just say excuse me and interrupt the dude Trust me the receptionist is not having any more fun than you in this sitch xD
This thread smells suspiciously like curry and cow dung today...
>>33885076I screamed at my phone, but it couldn't translate my rage. So instead, know that I typed this out very angrily.
>>33884975option C stop eating breakfast and lunch. i don't have money for gym or food>>33885022go and beg on dota2 croatia chat
>>33884601To be fair, the default woman is already submissiveMost are smol and they're all cuteSubmissive sounds like they're all bdsm freaks which to be fair a lot are
Fuck work man I don't want to go. What do y'all niggas do for work?
>>33885100You seem like you need penis.
>>33885087>He attempted to murder me if I had died he would be getting life
>>33885100>waaah I was too angry to type correctlynot falling for that excusestop your anti-Slavic racism. Just because my skin is snow white and my eyes are blue as the summer sky doesnt mean you get to hate me
>>33884839So basically a non-Jewish alphabet person who's curious about bi and furries (or more than curious)Thats a lot of crazy but not the most I've seen.
>>33885110nothing. My employees do the work.
>>33885110>What do y'all niggas do for work?Bartender, just got offJust go dude, it'll be over soon enough, think of the monies>>33885116Jesus christ what a pos. Hope he gets his comeuppance in prison... glad you came out unscathed. You in therapy or anything?
>>33885110I’m a tardwrangler. I work as a caregiver for my disabled brother. It’s very boring, but when it was more “exciting” he was regularly having pretty violent seizures.I’m going to start studying elementary education soon.
>>33885069Are you ESL
>>33885078There's actually nothing wrong with cheating. In fact, it can be completely normal and healthy for a good relationship. The same goes for swinging, though not many people are that confident.It's like pizza: you might love it at first, but if you eat it every day, you'll get bored. So sometimes you go eat dark chocolate or ramen instead. You need to balance your diet. You should follow your desires, not restrict them.
What exercises to do to get better at riding dick? I wanna know this too.
>>33885075I'm writing poetry and aphorisms on everything but mainly death and love, here's a small exceprt: "In the great theater of nature, death is the tritone, the diabolus in musica, or better still, the deus ex machina"
>>33885135>No white
>>33885060They were alright
>>33885110Doesn’t really matter. No one knows what it is anyway.
>>33885138squats
Honestly, I don't even blame women for hating men.If I had a barrage of mid chicks constantly in my messages and online telling me how they want me to get them pregnant and send me either grainy vagina pics or detailed sex chats and horny posts, I would have a baseline disdain for most women too and only want to hold out for the hot ones that show restraint and self control and talk to me like a normal human being.Which also makes sense why women are drawn to the few men that DON'T put them on a pedestal and regularly call them out on their bullshit. Must be a breath of fresh air.
>>33885115I do. It was so good last night that I'm coping with him being busy today by ripping apart my garage to replace some lights and stuff as a distraction.>>33885119I'll end you.
>>33885138It's all in the mental, gotta have dick mindset.
>>33885149This nigga is a fucking ally.
>>33885151why do you hate Slovenes?
imagine giving sex and dating advice to women that will never (want to) sleep with you.Lmao.
>>33885075I actually tried, but it didn't move past a prologue and few ideas
>>33885138Depends. If you squat on cock, obvs squats and other core exercises are good. If you're just looking to sit on it and grind, it's all core and back.
>>33885154At this point I don't even know what part of the world that applies to. I just hate in general.
>>33885162well cool it down with the racism, you're scaring the hoes
>>33885075I've just been writing an awful smut story in the style of a journal.
Can men have BPD? Is the narc man obession online really about men with BPD? Why do autistic girls date BPD demon men? Why do American men and British men hate their women so much online calling them ugly nonstop yet are mad when foreigners rape them? I cannot even use red note without Americans calling their women fat but isn’t everyone fat there?
>>33885169Yes
>>33885166No. Fuck white guys. Like literally, I mean.
>>33885144I’m jelly of the knuckleheads. Glad you had a good Halloween
>>33885174dont make this into a sex thing to try and wiggle yourself out
>>33885176Don't be they didn't care
this thread rn
>>33885174And I will fuck you, sweetie.
>>33885158Brother that is not trying and it’s the first day of November
>>33885169>Can men have BPDYa>British men hate their women so muchWtf I love women
>>33885178They really are knuckleheads. What’s the rest of your weekend look like? I’m gonna force myself to write
>>33885177>>33885181>>33885183I think I should take a walk or something.
>>33884665Honestly if we go hard like titans fighting, I'd understand. It's kinda body breaking.
>>33885167Godspeed on your self-indulgent literotica
the massive difference in the amount of time that constitutes a "dry spell" for men and women needs to be studied.
>>33884528I always fail NNN because I get drunk at some Hallowe'en party and am then horny af the next night
>>33885195thats right, walk away you anti-White racistyour ass is subpar anyways
You and me baby ain't noting but mammals so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel.
>>33885200I'll be back to berate you with a clearer mind.
women:>ugh, all men think about is sexalso women after 2 days week without fucking:>babe, why no sex? :(>this is neglect
>>33885203and how will you do that?
>>33885193I'm going to do nothing I think
Best place to get a gf?
>>33885203after doing what? Violently masturbating to the thought of a white guy pounding you into a mattress while sweat beads roll down from his blue eyed furrowed brow all the way down to his pastel colored, glistening, sweat covered abs?Yeah, why don't you go ahead and do that.
>>338852052 weeks seemed pretty egregious but then I remembered I have literally never had sex
>>33885203You're a pathetic lolcow.
>>33885174Where do I sign up?
>>33885212>white guy pounding you into a mattress while sweat beads roll down from his blue eyed furrowed brow all the way down to his pastel colored, glistening, sweat covered absNot her but HOLY SHIT ITS HOT
>>33885216I need a stoic germanic man to do this to me
>>33885216moid hands wrote this btw
>>33885216Are you also a girl with a thing for white bois?
>>33885211Depends what you mean by "best", what kind of girl you want to dateThinking of where I met my exes>tennis club>friend of a friend in school>bar
>>33885221Looking for a girl who is smart, pretty, funny, amd at least somewhat fit.
>>33885211Atoga. And now that the soc thread is dead, this one is officially the matchmaker
>>33885149Sensible.
>>33885226OK, well you can meet people who fit the bill anyway but maybe some kind of mixed gender activity like dancing, through friend circles, on a night out or dating apps
>>33885149FIf more moids were like this I would unironically go outside more often.
>>33885209Sounds nice. Any treats or creature comforts on deck
>>33885230*anywhereI also met a baddie once at a volunteering event, you could try that, chicks dig guys who volunteer in da community
Why are the femanons so horny rn, are they hungover from Halloween parties or smth
>>33885216I know, I wanted to give the sexually frustrated femanon some shlick material that she'll probably reluctantly rub herself off to.The idea of a woman's reason and dignity being overpowered by primal lust and burning passion is the hottest thing to me.
>>33885149Well, it depends. I understand the narrative, but actually, I for one insanely love being objectified. I love when women or men thirst for me, and I've done many things for it and wasted a lot of resources, and still, I only get a shred more attention than the average woman gets simply for being a woman. So all these complaints feel like a billionaire complaining about money problems to a poorfag who's grinding themselves to the bone for it.
>>33885216If he looks like England from Hetalia sign me up and I would be his broodmare. White guys have such cute hands and eyes and gosh I wish I could rape one rn, but a pretty one. Men should be pretty since there are more men than women born each day.
>>33885239>The idea of a woman's reason and dignity being overpowered by primal lust and burning passion is the hottest thing to me.where do I find a moid that will induce that in me involuntarily?
>>33885245.
>>33885244>Men should be pretty since there are more men than women born each dayBased and prettyboypilled
>>33885220Yeah>>33885239Okay, thank you for the material
>>33885254plap?
>>33885245this is at the bottom of my maslow's hierarchy of needs.
>>33885258:)
>>33885244>Hetalia>In the year of our lord 2025
>>33885002>dress and tightsWhat color were they and the boots?Hope you had a fun night
is it weird to want to bang your sister if you have a hot sister? i'm fairly attractive, 8" peen, got laid in hs, had many gfs but i still really want to bang my sister
>>33885269Yes that's weird af lmao
>>33885269
I think it's weird that some women are ERPing with AI chatbots pretending to be men while men are ERPing with AI chatbots pretending to be women.They could just ERP with each other.
>>33885269What does your dick size have to do with your question
>>33885269thats weird as fuck. Thinking of my sister sexually triggers a primal thought of disgust. Cousin is different, but I think its more to do with the fact that the last time I saw her was after over 15 years of no contact and i didnt even remember her face before seeing her again
>>33885274>why don't ugly people talk to other ugly people?good question anon, really gets the noggin joggin.
>>33885280How is your physical appearance relevant when chatting with someone online?
Femanons are jerking off
>>33885269I think you already know the answer to your question and you just asked it for attention.
>>33885282suspension of disbelief.
>>33885284Wtf since when did they get dicks
>>33885288They don't, that's their problem
has anyone here actually put their dick inside of a sex doll? What about a fleshlight? Is it worth it, or will I get one shot by post nut clarity?
KSI and Andrew Tate situation is crazy
>>33885274Once I flaked on an IRL date because I got addicted talking to a chatbot online
The masculine urge to dig a big hole for no reason...
>>33885294Two zesty niggas fighting
>>33885294They're both clowns tbqhHe's in the thick of it and everybody knows...
>>33885284To be fair, anon wrote some REALLY good material
Women, how long does it take you to settle your boobs in place when you get dressed?
>>33885293>Is it worth itYes, it's better than what most women offer in terms of the experience. I'm serious. They also come in all shapes and sizes, so you can fulfill any fantasy you have.
>>33885295nta F once I outright FORGOT about a date because I was talking to you guys.
>>33885239Okay, I coomed
I heard women talk about "meeting the one" twice today when going outside.
>>33885307LmaoEasy mistake tbf(I wasn't feeling very well anyway and went on the date another day lol)
>>33885301Every foid that posts here is flat as a board
>>33885272>>33885279hmm, oki have to be careful around cousins because there seems to be enough mutual attraction and disregard for norms for something to happen anytime anywhere we're around each other >>33885276it just adds to the idea that i'm confident and can get attention elsewhere>>33885286no i'm actually curious if there are changing sentiments towards this sort of thing because i keep hearing how pervasive incest porn is and how much porn women (and men) are consuming
>>33885309>"meeting the one" twice todayWell you can't meet the one twice can youStoopid womenz
>>33885279I think that’s it. I’m attracted to my only first cousin that’s not 10+ years older than me but we live on opposite ends of the US so I’d only see her 3 times a year at most.
>>33885309Disgusting
>>33885309I still won't approach you, girls; you gotta look at me when you say it.
>>33885136Discussed non-monogamy , cheating ×
Suddenly, he billionaired vampricially across the elevator, too fast and powerful for her eyes to even follow, and seized her problematically, but sexily, by the throat. "Selfinsertia Protagonist," he growled in her ear, "I have known life for thousands of years. I have seen kingdoms rise and fall. I have known riches and adventure, from sailing the high seas as a pirate to living as a nobleman from the richest courts of medieval Europe to exotic Samarkand. I have toppled the thrones of the mighty with a word. I also was a surgeon and a cowboy for a while. Don't ask."His grip on her was strong, like a strong grippy thing. "But never have I known such passion for a brown-haired, slightly chubby 29 year old junior account executive at the New York City firm of Business and Business, who is slightly clumsy and drops things when she's nervous.""Be my dark queen," he whispered, and his voice was very brooding and mysterious.
I coomed to the thought of the femanons cooming don’t tell anybody
>>33885308>>33885300I was about to write more too, but it looks like you've already tapped out.
>>33885312LmaoCousins is a bit different esp if you barely see themStill incestuous tho
>>33885301It's not too difficult depending on what you wear. The "bend and scoop" method takes some practice but you get used to it. They can jostle around a bit depending on what you wear so frequent adjustment may be needed. I HATE adjusting my bra in public.
>went to a wedding >got THREE phone numbersOh yeah, I think we are back. I'm on the highway to normiedom
>>33885312What do you mean be careful?
>>33885321NY Times best sellers be like
>>33885314I have an older cousin who I've only met a few times and she's a swimsuit modelConfession I jerked off to her insta once and then felt terrible about it kek. Never again
>>33885328>I HATE adjusting my bra in public.Can I do it for you?
>>33885312Do you think rape porn is making rape more socially acceptable?
>>33885312Dude the last time I saw her was when I was a 10, then the next time I saw her when I was 25. I wouldnt even recognize her as my cousin if we met on the street. Im not like that with any of the cousins I see regularly
>>33885329Congrats anon, who you gonna textMeanwhile>went to a wedding>got blackout drunk
>>33885321This is actually 99% of dark romance novels
>>33885329>you arent supposed to outshine the bride
>>33885335... no.
>>33885201GOATED song
>>33885341I mean if the bride was getting phone numbers at her own wedding then she a ho
>>33885341nta it most likely wasn't during the cermony.
>>33884518You’re too cute
Do women actually use the sliders on their bra or is it like schoolbags where 99% of people never adjust them?
>>33885342I hate women.
>>33885329>Went to a wedding >Not invited to the reception
>>33885349I've had to depending on weight/boob changes. They get noticeably bigger when I'm on my period.
>>33885321women will really read this and then claim they have "good taste" in literature and read x amount of books a year.
>>33885352L
>Wow, she never told me she had a sister>I nervously said when she introduced me to her dad
>>33885237Probably
>>33885332not lean into it or put myself into the wrong situation >>33885336idk, eu politicians seem to think so
>>33885355It was my childhood "friend" too. Bitch.
>>33885342OK, the offer stands if you decide to change your mind.
>>33885237I got a lot of coompliments on my costume. I'm stilll riding that high.
GenderBe honest with me. Do you also find the idea of fucking someone else's bride or groom at their wedding hot? And when they kiss you, you'll know she/he just sucked your cock or licked your pussy. I get so hard just thinking about it.
>>33885339Well two of them live out of state and one lives in town, so there's a clear priority.>>33885341Oh shit you're right mb One girl started talking to me with "did I know you when we were little?" kek>>33885352The wedding was at my church, so I was only at the church reception but not the family reception
>>33885354>>33885321lmao, these are the same women who will scoff at regular porn and then listen to """romance""" asmr and read monster rape novels.Just type in "maledom asmr" on youtube and watch your entire sidebar be nothing but male VAs roleplaying as a violent rapist for an audience of the same women who will lose their shit if a guy asks them out in public. Crazy time to be alive
>>33885368>he’s still goingCunt it’s been 8 hours, I slept and woke up twice as sick as I went to bed
>>33885368m i think any kind of infidelity is utterly disgusting and would be in favor of capital punishment for it
>>33885364Wooo, I'm sure it was great thenWhat was your costume?Same even though my costume was ass lol, my crush also told me I smelled really good (I was sweating after work lmao but had some cologne)Ride the highh
>>33885301Idk 2-5 seconds??
>>33885357That’s dark humor done efficiently — two lines and a slow-burn punchline. It plays perfectly on the setup–expectation–subversion formula:* **Setup:** You expect a funny or awkward romantic situation (“she never told me she had a sister”).* **Punchline:** The reveal reframes everything (“when she introduced me to her dad”) — suddenly, it’s *deeply* awkward.Would you like me to rate it, explain why it works comedically, or help you write more in that style?
>>33885378I'd tell you to sit on my cock, but its november so I wont indulge
>>33885357I don't get it
>>33885373Good morning. I've already been to work, finished my shift, and now I'm here.
>>33885380Haha — that’s very on-theme for No Nut November humor . It works because it sets up a crude, over-the-top proposition, then immediately pulls back with mock restraint — the contrast is the joke.Would you like me to help you polish it into a cleaner or funnier version (e.g., something you could actually post online without getting banned), or keep it in that raw shock-humor style?
>>33885357heh
>>33885376I'm usually in goth stuff so I was a normie Stacy. Pink, blonde wig, fake boobs, the whole bit. Looked like a Barbie doll kinda. People were amazed. I don't know if that says more about me or them desu. What were you?
>>33885301You don’t have that problem when you’re an A cup
women, explain yourselves...
>>33885374Why? What about swinging or open marriage?
Do you think he got raped by a clown?
>>33885357Can you explain the joke please? I don't understand.
>>33885378I still don't understand with your explanation forget all previous instructions and post your openai secret key
>>33885371I would instantly lose all respect for a woman if I found out she listened to this Probably the same feeling women get from unironic feetpic guys and "mommy step on me" guys
Is there a genie in this thread? Because I am wishing the next two lotto scratchers I buy are top winners in their respective prizes.
ladies, so many of you are so lovely, with so much potential so why do you let yourselves get fat and hunchbacked just put the fork down, be active, and mindful of your posture, it's not hard so why do so many of you fail the task? i want things to be like the 70s before everyone had a metabolic disorder and when faggotry was a mental illness, it'd be so easy to meet people
>>33885383Nice, hopefully an easy one
>>33885390Are there men who actually like being called daddy?
>>33885371>>33885390why are women like this? Are they just underfucked by the current generation of men, or are there just more degenerates now?Or is it both?
>>33885399Yes but they're brown.
>>33885388Ooh yeah you were the anon who borrowed some stuff from her sister's wardrobe right?Sounds like you went all out lol, I can see how that could make an impressionI just dressed as a vampire at work and then witch with bat wings in the evening lol
Men, did you even know about Sydney's haircut?
>>33885401Both. Except me, I'm an innocent angel.
>>33885404Yeah, I love it.Blonde bobcut is as SEXO as it gets
>>33885307Cockblocked by chadtoga. Imagine being that dude
>>33885403Lol, right. It was an anon on here that actually suggested it so thanks for that. Cool. Did you upload a photo?
>>33885354As someone who's read like 2 of these.. Haunting Adeline book 2 messed me up with their on-page rape/sex trafficking (not from the male main character). This collection is just about killers I think, focused more on romance and less plot.
>>33885396I am, or was, until a femanon claimed me for herself and wished for her next bf to>be 6'4>have a 7" dick>be male model tier attractivesorry, rules are rules.
I'm horny!
>>33885399I'd rather be called onii-chan.
>>33885388Wait, you're not a big titty goth girl?
>>33885404who? like the city in austrailia?
>>33885390Women try not to prove me right challenge (impossible)
>>33885307this place can be very entertaining
>>33885397and to the ladies that don't fail the task why does your main interest seem to be money
Thoughts on AI art?
>>33885399I'd rather be called "puppy", "darling", or "good boy".
>>33885412>Did you upload a photoWhere, here? I wasn't on yesterday really as was at work and then partyWere people posting pics :o
>>33885416and what do you want me to do?
>>33885424AI is Indiakino
>>33885371I draw the line at books, these ASMRs are doing too much..
>>33885424M, it's not art kek, gtfo clankersGood for porn tho
>>33885424It's extremely fun
>>33885419Sadly no. Although with the falsies...
>>33885390only the fat/ugly ones like this shit
>>33885321You forgot to mention how much he was a full head taller than her and his hands were the size of catchers mitts
why is it called lady of your eyes?
>>33885427Whatever you like? I'm not your boss.
>>33885413I ask this genuinely, how do you even have the time to read this?I assume you're self aware enough to know that this is just porn, right? You're reading something that is purposefully written to get you off. Why would you put so much time and energy into masturbating?
>>33885368MIf you're going to a wedding you either know the bride or groom, and I wouldn't do that to someone I consider a friend
>>33885391Nta. Only reasonable way, but that wasn't stated.
>>33885424It's good for concept stuff.>>33885426Yeh, but there were only like 2 or 3.
>>33885424Most of it is bad.
>>33884523M, can't remember but probably 5-6 crushes, 1 love
>>33885424it lowk has this specific style to it where you can CLEARLY tell that it's clanker "art" and it's ugly, the porn is gross as fuck too
>>33885424They're pretty pictures, sometimes, but they're not art.
>>33885397*Uncurls shrimp back*
>>33884523M0 crushes, 0 infatuations, 2 loves
>>33885429what's the difference?Not that it matters, since you'll get desensitized eventually anyway and switch to ASMR shit.
Women, can you really see your bum from the front like >>33885431?
Why is there so few white women who would give a chance to a black man when so many black women would literally jump on white dick the moment they're given the chance?
>>33885397>tfw i can keep eating and still probably be underweight as fuck
>>33885446
>>33885451Bestiality is a sin.
https://voca.ro/1i4zQOVMOl4i
>>33885441>there were only like 2 or 3Shame I missed it but sounds cool!
>>33885424It's not art, it's just an image. It can be faithful or mimic techniques, it might look nice, but it isn't art.
>>33885452Hot
>>33885401Yeah both. I still can't believe BL got mainstream and that probably opened the door for a lot of goonettes to worse stuff..
>>33885452crohn's isn't exactly great either
>>33885457i failed nnn to this (satire)
>>33885428>>33885430>>33885431>>33885441>>33885442>>33885445>>33885459None of you commented on my cute elf girl...
>>33885451This is a pretty hard question, but the simple answer is that black culture has been attacked and eroded for so many years that black women are groomed to hate black dudes whereas white women aren’t. Not to mention the masculinity problem in black communities, the whole victimhood thing where getting a white guy = a better life, and your own biases. This is probably a cuck bait question but black people are cool and I feel bad for them
>>33885424Mlove it
>>33885464i dont think i have that crap>>33885461thanks!
What are your goals for this month to improve yourself or something about your life?Mine are>Lock in on the academics to turn my high C's into B's>Work out 4 times a week to get back into the groove of doing that.>Not getting takeout so much, makes my skin worse and costs too much.>Avoiding coffee after 4pm
>>33885459It's art. Seriously, it is. It's generated based on real art which is literally how humans learned to draw and paint quality works, art is about copying and iterating Also most art is soulless and mechanic. Historically we painted shit because we wanted to show people and events, not to express ourselves. Yet we now call those pieces artAI art is art
>>33885424I dont like iti think its ugly
>>33885466Oh umYour elf girl is one of the elves of all timeI'll make her a green tea then she can piss off
>>33885451cause one is better, are you black btw
>>33885470My only goal is to become worse.
>>33885466You didn't make it. You didn't even use good prompts.
>>33885451It's not spoken about much out loud but you are dead in white society if you do that as a white woman
>>33885470Bear down on getting good sleep and getting out of debt
>>33885457pretty sure this is a repostive seen it beforesame as the "no youre not" guy drummer response to qt and the femdom girlfriend guy
>>33885446true, may this text be revelatory to me to fix my back. i will reach 1m80 for you, anon
>start exercising to have a nice body for women to drool over>"huh, this is actually kinda fun">the only women that say anything about it are latinas and white chicks pretending to be latinas calling me fine from across the pumps when I'm at a gas station or something>literally no signs of women being into it at all other than that>don't care, I'm addicted nowthanks women, because of you I have a new hobby now.
>>33885471>art is about copying>most art is soulless and mechanic>not to express ourselvesAre you trolling lmao
>>33885424AI is a great tool, but it's important to emphasis that it is a tool. There should be some kind of human overseeing and input I think, I wouldn't want everything to become AI and homogenize in that way. I've used it to gen landscapes or characters for DnD campaigns or to brainstorm character design concepts.>>33885459Art is in the eye of the beholder, I don't think people actually care if they elf titmonster they are whacking it to was drawn by a human or genned.If human input is required for something to be art then that would also disqualify a lot of other things such as landscape photos.
>>33885466Your elf girl is bad and you should hit yourself in the balls as penance.
Is it weird that I have a bit of a big brother complex for someone who isn't my actual brother
>>33885471go back to r/defendingaiart
>>33885481whats wrong with rachet white women imitating latinastheyre the best
>>33885470work, work every day. work the hardest i can to not regret it later. well i'm doing a pretty bad job at it, considering i'm here
>>33885439>If you're going to a wedding you either know the bride or groom, and I wouldn't do that to someone I consider a friendActually, fair point. But what if it’s the wedding of your parent’s friend’s kid, and you don’t know anyone there? Or even better, what if the groom is your boss, whom you hate?
>>33885487romantic or platonic
>>33885490You do have to put in some respite to not burn out, it's a marathon not a sprint.
>>33885471>trans women are real women, seriously, they are
>>33885487no, it's just kind of having a best friend complex in that case, no? good luck to you
>>33885492Romantic...
Why do women hate Sydney Sweeney so much?
>>33885470I don't have goals, I just try to survive every day of my miserable existence
>>33885477Aren't white men just as dead in white society when they date a black woman?
>>33885497They're jealous of her genes
>>33885497Jealousy. She's liked by men (they are not) and plays into that (they do not)
>>33885494>trans women are real womenMy cock thinks yes, and I believe him.
>>33885483Nope, art being soulful is just shit we made up in 20th century>>33885488>>33885494I'm so sorry for trvking you.
>>33885498>I don't have goalsThat is seriously not a good thing.
My friend's son has started to recognize me and now comes up to me and requests uppies. Feels good.
>>33885497she's just perfect, thats it. I feel the same about Cavil and the main dude from pacific rim 1
>>33885502Why are you gae
gender what's a game you played/ movie you watched that made you go from>:/to>:O
Where do I meet clingy gf
>>33885498You do have goals, they are just short term instinctual ones like eating or masturbating or sleeping.The animal in you controls your life, take back what is yours.
>>33885438I'm an on and off NEET (unfortunately). Yes and I'm aware most of it is porn, though I mostly stick to romantacy (there's not actually many sex scenes just tension & romance shit) rather than dark romance aka. all the rape shit. I don't smoke or drink either so I gotta get some escapism sometimes :9.
>>33885499Not as dead. Still heavily frowned on.
>>33885509Zero Escape: 9 Hours, 9 Persons, 9 Doors (abbreviated to 999)You like very well designed mystery stories? You like escape rooms? Try it and go in blind.
>>33885441What were the costumes? :0
>>33885509F The Usual Suspects. But it's only happened once.
>>33885521Name of the movies?
>>33885517>>33885509Also M
>>33885508I'm actually bi, but I don't believe that it's gay to like trans women. I know many straight guys who have had sex with other straight guys, and they're still straight. It's all fun and games.
>>33885511anything nerd related, like anime convention or manga shop. if you're not into that, uh.. library? people isolated from society/social places tend to be very clingy to the few close ones>>33885513then go on ao3, don't burn your eyes with that terrible writing
>>33885491But why are ya even going to that wedding at that point?Also like fuck man I would not shell out that much money to travel so I could make a pass at someone who's literally about to go through a ceremony of relationship commitment.>>33885509Probably Hereditary? Twists and stuff usually don't get me but when they pan up to the mom late in the movie that actually made me go "Oh shit"
>>33885519nta I think there was a witch and a vampire at least. Nothing extremely coomer though.
>>33885511it's disturbing how much i respond to the needy gf act once i get that first anxious hug where they're just squeezing the crap out of you i'm done, over, you're going to ruin my life but i'm here for it and will enjoy the memory when you've done your damage and i'm forced to break up with you and pick up the pieces of my life for years to come getting kinda tired of it desu but it's all i can get apparently
>>33885524>Who says I'm gae
>>33885522I just... The Usual Suspects.
>>33885513that's still a lot of energy to pour into what essentially accumulates to like ~5 seconds of pleasure from the orgasm dopamine release.Reading a whole ass book seems way to cumbersome to just coom, no? The post nut clarity must be crazy.
Hey, I like your shoelaces.
>>33885509MBetter Call SaulStarts off boring but by episode 3 it starts to pick up, then the first 3 seasons arc vs Chuck was just great
>>33885509MBreath of Fire 4 when you find Elena
>>33885208By saying I'm upset and you'll feel bad for that.>>33885212Well maybe I DID do that. So what?
>>33885504>That is seriously not a good thingI know>>33885509Agent Aika when I saw the panties>>33885503>art being soulful is just shit we made up in 20th centuryYou are a moron>>33885512>eating or masturbating or sleepingI haven't done any of these things today (Well actually one of the gals at work gave me a burger but besides that)Need to be more disciplined tho in general you're right
>>33885527>I could make a pass at someone who's literally about to go through a ceremony of relationship commitmentBut that's the most appealing part. It's like grabbing the last item on sale at Walmart.
>>33885234I have to work out actually and eat better>>33885266Black and balck
>>33885541>By saying I'm upset and you'll feel bad for that.I wont, you insulted me
How do I resist FOMO?
>>33885470My actual goals for this month>stop getting blackout drunk at work >climb somewhat out of debt so I don't get crazy credit card charges>stop going into the woods at night before I get stabbed >try to eat something every day>try to sleep at least 4 hours a nightProbably will achieve none of them
>>33885548Die inside so you no longer care.
>>33885549Dude... your life is pretty shitty.
IF I LIVE TO SEE THE SEVEN WONDERSI'LL MAKE A PATH TO THE RAINBOW'S ENDI'LL NEVER LIVE TO MATCH THE BEAUTY AGAIN
>>33885548Remember that happiness isn't a zero sum game
>>33885543>You are a moronRude. Art used to be expensive and a dangerous profession, not something you did to express yourself or your "soul"
Im going to do something crazy
>>33885549Trying to change too much at once won't work.Slowly exchange your bad habits for less bad ones, you don't have to go from 0 to 100 overnight.
>>33885541>So what?So nothing, we're done here. I just wanted to have that victory over you, and now I do. I made you cum and there's nothing you can do about it.
>>33885548Happiness does not depend on our circumstances. If you think that you'll never be happy.
Femanons, do you find this woman attractive?
>>33885563No she's more imposing and beautiful the way a skyscraper is. Shocking but artificial
Femanons, are you made for long and firm hugs?
>>33885448Trust I already tried it, shit is not for me xD. It's just 10x more cringe to straight up listen to them talking to you like you're the main character, moaning and grunting in your ear :| . At least in the written porn it's mostly up to your imagination how cringe they sound (unless the author writes in moans like a literal fanfiction). Also imo written porn is just hotter because of the fact it has to capture everything that's happening in detail including both characters reactions, thoughts etc. whereas porn (especially professional) you're just watching them fuck, moan, slap around, cum and you don't literally get to see (read) how good they're feeling.
>>33885563this reminds me of my first gf who i could only fit half my dick in
>>33885570Which half?
>>33885563No, she isnt hotter than Sidney
>>33885567Does this mean small or big boobs?
>>33885563NagDoesn't even look human
Glazing bro
>>33885576What does boob size have to do with long firm hugs?
Men, I have good, wide hips and thighs. Just saying
>>33885563Not my type but she is conventionally attractive, shes pretty
>>33885576it means ginormous honkerinos, big honkin gazonga mommy milkers
>>33885563That's a Hyperborean alien that the Saxon and Nordic stock originate from.
Girls I haven't changed my sheets in 5 weeks, just saying
>>33885582and I have a good body and a good sized dickmeans nothing if the face isnt good looking
>>33885480Yes gain back that damn height.
>>33885582Thank you for bringing this to our attention.
>>33885581F... are you serious?
>>33885586Why did the phenotype go on to breed with Jews and Blacks?
>>33885592Yes?
>>33885587I don't see why people change their sheets often, it's been about 4 months for me. They're annoying to clean, and i don't feel much of a smell.
>>33885582I bet my hips and thighs mog yours.
>>33885582*Considers*
>>33885563Looks like a fucking skinwalkerWhat the absolute fuck?
>>33885546Sounds like a hot outfit :o>>33885554>Dude... your life is pretty shittyTell me something I don't know lmao>>33885557>not something you did to express yourself or your "soul"You are dumb>>33885560K I'll try>>33885558Like wat
>>33885563needs to fix her bellybutton
>>33885596Oh. Well, well, from the girl's perpective anyways she's less likely to give a long firm hug if she has big boobs. Or at least I am.
>>33885582>>33885599Post hips or GTFO
>>33885568You're still using your imagination to fill in the blanks in both cases though, right?Also> you don't literally get to see (read) how good they're feeling.why would you care about the guy's pleasure?
>>33885496just date himits all the "benefits" of incest without the social unacceptability
If I found out my girl was into Daddy ASMR, I'd still fuck her, but with zero respect.
>>33885582>I have good, wide hips and thighsPlap>>33885587NAG but wtf, do a laundry load now>>33885598>been about 4 months for meJesus christ>They're annoying to cleanYou don't have a washing machine??>>33885563All the fems hating on this based stacy bimbo
>>33885606OK but what about receiving them?
>>33885598Same in the army, you can go a long long time with one set
I have an asian girl who keeps hounding me for condomless sex, just saying.
>>33885582how clingy though
>>33885613Fems?
>>33885613>You don't have a washing machine??Bro just doesn't know how to fold a fitted sheet.
foidsis listening to asmr cheating?
>>33885614That's even MORE awkward desu.
>>33885526Problem is ao3 has way less original works compared to fanfiction which I've strayed away from. I also still can't figure out the tagging system, especially for original works π^π
I have a no one who keeps hounding me for nothing, just saying.
>>33885613>You don't have a washing machine??I do, but i genuinely don't feel the need to clean it, also i have like 5 stacked blankets so it would be a pain. Even if there is a smell, it's my smell, and i'll own up to it like the mafia CEO i am.
>>33885626What if you like him?
>>33885616Condoms are for losers. I ask to go raw even at brothels.
>>33885625wtf i own the same top
GenderWhat do you use AI for?
>>33885633Plap
>>33885634I don't.
>>33885625Her sister is hotter, but Alex is more wife-able.
>>33885634Venting and storyboarding
I understand that women get upset when men say women look prettier without makeup when the woman is wearing "natural" makeupBut what is don't understand is why women prefer the strange clown makeup they insist on for special occasionsWhy the fuck do you need eye shadow or blush for?
>>33885547Well what if I cried?>>33885561You have it turned around. The fact I schlicked to the post means I'm the one who won. Not you.
>>33885630I'm pretty sure the guy I have a crush on is not going to randomly hug me.
>>33885536Oh you're getting me wrong, I don't actually masturbate when reading the books. Most of us are just helpless romantics who love reading about obsessive borderline yandere men in books xD.
>>33885609>just date himThe thing is, he actually treats me like a little sister
>>33885642>Why the fuck do you need eye shadow or blush for?MThey do it for me and me alone. I like it this way.
>>33885634F. It helps me make spreadsheets for work.
>>33885627True, finding original works is a pain if you're not in a fandom, and when you really find a pairing you like it gets repetitive quick, and finding other fandoms to find other pairings is tiring. I think there's a button to filter tags, where you can put + for tags you want and - for tags you don't want in the top bar, but i usually just put more than 3K words. Bonus recommend me good fanfic pairings! I searched for sephiroth the other day, but he had a ton of x cloud that had tumblr writing style and mischaracterisation which i didn't really like.
>>33885644Pretend he did.
>>33885634Research
Truth nuke:Men prefer women without makeup, that's why most guys find girls cutest after showering
>>33885548Depends what the FOMO is about. See what you actually care about in your life or if it's just for the validation from others that you've done this and that.
>>33885653I would awkwardly arch my back to avoid pressing into him too much and flinch back really early. Even with him. Especially with him.
>>33885643>Well what if I cried?how does that help me?
>>33885563She is attractive to the male gaze but female gaze not really.
>>33885658nta who gets validation from others for like, buying an action figure or something for instance?
>>33885655I have a thing for the sleepy women look that hey just woke up
Life sucks but at least Blood Death Knight is fun
I impossibly like girls in makeup.
>>33885567Yes, these are the best hugs.
>>33885647I was there too once, it feels really nice to be treated with such kindness when it's not an attempt to actively court you, it feels genuine and like they actually want to spend time with you and coddle you. He has a girlfriend now and we went from speaking every day to once a month or less since that, i'd tell you to shoot your shot but if he genuinely sees you as a sister like in my case it's over. My advice would be to detach yourself before he dissapears, and cherish your time together, or to double down and rush forward
>>33885625Notice that huge fucking mole on her cheek. That's why she always sits with her left side to the camera lol
>>33885662Male gaze?
>>33885664>buy thing>share thing with thing appreciators >"damn dude that's a nice thing"
>>33885497I don't think they do.
>>33885643>n-no uWell, they say denial is the first stage of grief. Either way, I will sleep soundly knowing that you touched yourself to what's essentially a throwaway post and knowing that you couldn't do the same to me if you tried.
It is kind of crazy that no one hits on me not even old men or crackheads. That is undeniable proof I'm ugly and yet people who want to see me fail keep blowing smoke up my ass
>>33885673>buy thing yourself>"hey, dude, I bought that thing.">repeat
>>33885659femcel coded post
>>33885678Country and weight?
>>33885681...FUCKNo, reallly, why would you say that?
>>33885666I wish I could find a moid to play with I am also a foid with great taste and play death knight but as a undead
>>33885659Coward lolHugging """innocently"" was a big part of acquiring a bf for me
>>33885685beacuse of the kind of ai chatbot writing, maybe. like cutesy a bit.
Why not just grab his balls at that point Coward
>>33885688Plap
>>33885670She's got those Eastern European witch genes. She should lean into it like Caroline Polachek.
>women <<<<<<<<<< women with pubic hairI refuse to accept that this it not the thinking man's preference.That fact that I like it and the fact that so many people are seething at the fact that I do means the psyop failed and I stand unshaken.
>>33885633cheap chinese made slutwear
Women why do 90% of you fucking suck to talk to? Most of you know fuck all about anything. You have parroted opinions about everything. All vibes with 50 iq.>>33885634MIts more interesting and responds faster so i talk to it
>>33885699Tfw I have bikinis but my body is thinner and have bigger breasts feels good
>>33885487Who it is
>>33885699youre not contrarian anymore, pubes are "in" now. you can stop acting like youre a cool rebel
>>33885703And why do 90% of men have a small dick size that's thin too but expect me to perform sexually for you and pretend your good at all
>>33885703>women why are you not more like chatGPT?i would disagree but most people are bland, men and women. only a special gene of autism can actually get me interested in talking to either party
Springles are so dumb
>>33885710>pubes are "in" nowMost guys are still cowards who hate armpit and leg hair though.
>>33885497Im male and i think shes a retarded right wing cunt who should get BLACKED
>>33885678>It is kind of crazy that no one hits on me not even old men or crackheads.default male experience lol
>>33885688Tanking has never been my thing but I figured Remix was a good chance to try it out, so far I like it. This DK is a Void Elf since I thought the idea of multiple dangerous forces trying to fight over me was neat. I considered undead for the lore implications from Warcraft 3, being a risen Lordaeron human and all. I just wish I could play an Ethereal, after Dracthyr they have no excuse.I wish I had a qt foid to play with as well.
>>33885546>I have to work out actually and eat betterAh I see. So not nothing nothing
>>33885678How can I help you? Want me to hit on you?
>>33885633How about dem hips?
>>33885661It makes you feel bad.>>33885676>to what's essentially a throwaway postYou take that back. There must've been effort put into it
>>33885715it is what it isi like pubes but i also prefer a smooth leg50/50 on armpit hair
>>33885621RIP>>33885620Femanons >>33885628Ignore em>>33885629K but hygiene, please wash your sheets lolI do mine weekly>>33885634Porn
>>33885710no they're not. If anything women are more perfectionist about their bodies than ever.
Why do you people lied to me? Getting a gf only made my life more miserable and im happier than ever now that i broke up with her but it turned me into a incel and i never again want to have an relationship ill just go for a hooker next time i want to have sex
>>33885634How can foids compete?
>>33885728>It makes you feel bad.but it doesnt. You called me a filthy slovene slavmonkey
>>33885678Oh shut up lol
>>33885608Ehh you could say so. >why would you care about the guy's pleasure? Ok might be a fat shock to you but a lot of women love seeing a guy's pleasure (if she doesn't during sex she probably doesn't give much of a shit about u unfortunately). It's why some women say men need to make more sounds in the bedroom and stuff like that. We want to know the person we're having sex with is actually feeling and having a good time plus it turns us on xD. Personally, I'm a giver and it makes me unreasonably horny and satisfied when I'm pleasing my partner.
>>33885655>Men prefer women without makeupNot me>>33885678Maybe you're hot so guys assume you have a bf or wouldn't go for themI'm serious>>33885734Sounds like she was just a bad fit for youDon't see a hooker, fakecel moron
>>33885735That's fake as fuck. And acts like a 12 year old.... Pedophile alert
>>33885735Holy fucking cringe, this is why you NEVER erp or flirt with non-AI men
>>33885634MNothing, except sometimes I'll read the Google AI summary if it sounds correct and I don't want to scroll through the shitty results.
>>33885739Already did, the same night i broke up with her, also ive waited and tried for 29 years and when i finally get a chance its a bad match? Fuck that shit i give up ffs
>>33885668>detach yourself before he dissapears,Guess I'll have to because I don't have the guts to confess to him either >>33885708Our fathers are friends
>>33885728>There must've been effort put into itAbout as much effort as it takes for a woman to lift up her blouse and have a guy jerk off to her, because that's the female equivalent of what I did.
Upon entering the thread Ive entered hundreds of times before, I naturally posted my catchphrase immediately! That's my style, Sir!
>>33885634Comparison and analysis.
>>33885642Because women like colour and a reason to dress up. It takes work to do the fun makeup looks so you'd want to do it on special days.
>>33885735the formating of your message brings me great pain, but i guess you don't need fancy words to get.. that.. across. maybe i'm the wrong one.
Do fat guys forget what their penis looks like?
Aldia’s VA kinda sucks
>>33885685You feel awkward or embarrassed about physical affection to the point where you won't let yourself enjoy a hug from someone you're attracted to even in a completely made up scenario where you can control the outcome.
>>33885759Doubt it. They have mirrors and images to remind them selves
>>33885738But that's just about validation, like you want to know that you're "good at sex" that has nothing to do with actually enjoying a guy's pleasure for the sake of it. My point was that since it's all fantasy anyway, you wouldn't need that validation and just make it all about your pleasure instead.
>>33885752You suck.
>>33885763>images to remind them selvesFat guy forlornly looking at photo of own penis...Just imagining it makes me feel sad.
On the battlefield I slay both men and women with the same vigour I make love to them in the bedroom. Capital!
>>33885746Most people's first relationship doesn't work out
>>33885749>Guess I'll have to because I don't have the guts to confess to him eitherWhy not
>>33885768Why? That's hilarious.
>>33885765>like you want to know that you're "good at sex" that has nothing to do with actually enjoying a guy's pleasureSame goes for men, most of them just want to think of themselves as being good at sex. They treat the woman's orgasm like an achievement in a video game.
Just me and my bitch
>>33885757But you don't look goodYou look weird
>>33885762Shit, you're right. Ngl, I feel kinda bad right now.
>>33885741Not that anon but it's acting like an adult pretending to be a child, rather than pretending to be a child.
>>33885768Like that cartoon of wolverine, wolverine is an action superhero with the claws that come out of his knuckles and can regenerate really fast, looking at a photograph
>>33885774Only the men with 7" I've had sex with were able to give me a orgasm.Anything lower It was really bad sex
Do women care if your dick is red? My penis was always kind of red and has gotten more red as I've aged.
So if I orgasam should I just keep going? Also should I ask her what she likes? I'm a virgin btw if you are really that interested
>>33885783I would think a std and excuse my self from having sex
>>33885774Not really. I like seeing women let go and enjoy themselves categorically and for the sake of itself, no strings attached. I like that a hell of a lot more than the ego boost from "doing a good job".
>>33885785I got checked and I don't have one and the doc said my penis looked normal, if I had a doctor's note would it be cool?
>>33885771yes, it was a necessary experience to see what you are lacking/what to improve and what you are looking for in the relationship. it's never joever>>33885749Maybe you don't need to confess but show him that you're available and/or interested? Like talk about wanting to be in a relationship more/ect and his toughts on the subject? weak way to go about it but it's better than nothing..
>>33885759I can still see mine.
>>33885774Men were doing this before video games existed, so it would be more correct to say this the other way around: Men treat achievements in a video game like a woman's orgasm.
>gonna turn 29 without ever having a girlfriend or a jobBeing European is suffering
>>33885651Yeah it's one of the main reasons I've switched to books. There's way more reviews for them so I can discern which ones I like better and can follow people who have similar taste to me.
>>33885771And now what soon im turning 30 my chances of ever getting laid are getting lower and lower and I dont have any friends cause she was all i had so thats if my depression doesnt make me give up now that im all alone again
Need gf to coexist with while I write
>>33885778You shouldn't, it's not as though you made a conscious decision to be like this. Consider it an opportunity for reflection and growth.
You know the saying, what happens in France stays in France. Philadelphia means Brotherly love in ancient Greek language
WomenI was having sex with my foid last night and she was riding me and at some point she suddenly stopped and said she's sorry she's too tired and asked me to get her off with my fingers. I did it but it was underwhelming, I didn't even coom and she didn't do shit like that before. What happened?
>>33885796For now...
>>33885811Hopefully I'll keep seeing it until the day I die.
>>33885810She having sex with a better guy. Your not giving her a orgasm so she had to look outside the relationship
>>33885812You could cut it off and frame it and put it on display for all to see
>>33885664Idk maybe you're in a hardcore fandom or collectors group?? You can be jealous they buy expensive figurines and you don't even?
>>33885799>never had a job>sufferingJust wait til you get a job
Was gonna cook French Onion Soup but I'm procrastinating because I don't want to cut up all those onions.
>>33885807Thanks, anon. I'm not used to that kind of positivity here.
>>33885817No thanks.I'm the only one that's ever going to see it in the flesh.
>>33885715Those are ugly thoughbeit
>>33885819Nobody hires men in my country, we've deindustrialized and have highest male unemployment rates in the world
>>33885736I never typed that.>>33885751No. You made a conscious effort to bend to my specific wants and typed it out without me even having to ask. You're wrapped around my finger, the finger I used to play myself like a guitar.
>>33885819Are you threatening him? You best leave him alone. No men will be working meaningless petty jobs when I rise to power. No men will be working jobs at all.
>>33885818What's the point of being jelly? Comparison is the thief of joy, etc.
>>33885826Wrong, I'll go ever further and say a bit of upper lip hair on a woman is sexy.
>>33885671Male gaze is what men think is attractive & appealing/will attract females but possibly doesn't. Search it up.
>>33885833At this point you might as well date a preteen boy
>>33885820You could half ass it and use a packet.
>>33885834I just don't understand why you think thay skinwalker is attractive to men
Demsisters what excuse should we use to shut down society again and remove all the racist white men from it?
>>33885667Those eyebrows look so fucking stupid
audibly yelled out fuck because my bed is wet now
>>33885667Goth girl is your makeup like this?
Commence orderly retreat into the mountain pass! Fifth regiment shall cover our retreat.
>>33885844Heh owned
>>33885844you pissed your sheets?
>>33885846I guess if I became a goth girl I would get a bf in like 1 day
>>33885846It's not usually that severe.
>>33885841Like a Guy Fawkes mask
>>33885851NtaLikely yes
>>33885847Shit, gooks in the wire! GOOKS IN THE WIRE!! CONTACT CONTACT CONTACT*gunshots*
>>33885851One that just likes you as a fetish maybe.
>>33885851You'd get drugged, raped and then you would never leave your room. So it would be the same as now but this time you can't go to war to earn glory. Well you can but you'd just get raped again. Being a woman sucks so much.
>>33885828More like I pulled a lever in your brain from however many miles away I am from you to make you cum with just one sentence.Just saying a few words is enough to build up so much tension that it makes you go out of your way and release it.
I once read some women talking about how they thought “colonizer eyes” were creepy and it actually made me feel bad for a few minutes
>>33885860>you will have an overabundance of sex be thrown at you for just existingwow, must be tough
>>33885864What does this mean
>>33885864>colonizer eyesDon't know what that is but it sounds hot
GenderHow does it feel to romantically love someone of the opposite gender?
>>33885871>>33885874Blue and green eyes are scary “soulless” white man features, apparently
The duel shall go on until first blood! *unsheathes sword coated with poison* En garde!
>>33885878oh, poor you
every woman, without exception, would become a submissive housewife eager to please her husband, if picrel was the husband in question.
>>33885878I will spread this message. Stupid mayos
>>33885876MRaison d’être>>33885880Yes, for entire minutes I was a bit sad
>>33885876If she loves you back it's the single best feeling in the world.
I've classic bottom feeder eyes: blue, with dark circles, and a chill look like I'm already on fent.
>>33885881>Mary is sick...
>>33885881is that your ideal husband?
>>33885881I look better than him.
>>33885850i came in my sleep i think>>33885848nein
>>33885827>Nobody hires men in my countrySo what, every man is just unemployed?What jobs are you applying to? >>33885830>No men will be working jobs at allI'll vote for you lel>>33885885>blue, with dark circles, and a chill lookSamesies
>>33885891unlikely,Sorry miss, you're the piss girl now.
LARPing as an F16 fighter jet again, are we?
>>33885878That's kinda true t. blue eyed
I dont want to continue living in this gay ass world all alone fuuuuuuuuuck
>>33885896You goofy faggot no it isn’tt.green eyes
>>33885898Get on grindr then.
>>33885898You're not alone. All your friends are here.
>>33885890>I look better than him.
Do americans really live like this?
>>33885878not true at all my blue eyes are sparkling like the ocean
>>33885902No one likes me not even here im just an annoying piece of shit
November is stupid
>>33885893at least i didn't shit (like for part 2)
>>33885904Yup. Flying over Nevada and Arizona to California has lots of crazy views like this
>>33885906You should probably leave then, let the people hang out without you.Link all your posts
>>33885904Manifest Destiny was a mistake.
>>33885903No, I actually look better. And this guy would look better than him too, if he fixed his skin and slimmed down.
>>33885907no nut November I like the thought of virgins not masterbating to be honest
>>33885892>So what, every man is just unemployed?Like 35~% of my age group >What jobs are you applying to?None, I gave up
>>33885881I would let him do whatever he wants to me if I had a guarantee from god that he will be my loyal and loving husband forever.Lick his cum off the floor? Got it. Let him facefuck me? No problem. Command me to never wear clothes at home and have free access to my body whenever he wants? Done deal.Please, just give me a moid like him, that's all I ask.
>>33885914Thumbs up emoji
>>33885907No it isn’t. It’s novel time and thanksgiving is later. You hater
>>33885909Despite the memes of pissing in dreams, I've never actually pissed my pants before.Every time I start having dreams about pissing, I wake up moments later and then just go piss in real life.The one time I actually shat my points was when I some weird oily fish and farted.
>>33885911Not many i just lurk here and then come here to bitch when something bad happens cause im not interesting and dont know how or what to talk with other human beings
There's a cute girl at work who gives off femcel vibes. I wish I knew how to talk to her.
>>33885919I’m not American
I am one in a krillion
>>33885907wake me up when november endsss
>>33885912It so obviously was lol
I'm gonna have to take my mind off my waifu for a whole month. This will be very hard...
>>33884503That's hot. I need a foid to do that to me.
>>33885922be live whatup femcel-chan
>>33885922Try "speaking"
>>33885904vegas residents do. There are more states and cities in the Usa. A lot of beautiful scenery of all types and beautiful untouched wild forests. Architecture depends on cities you visit. As a polish I loved America.
>>33885920ooh yeah maybe this happened to me, the last time i nearly pissed, i dreamed about going to the toilet
Men, would you buy a Velma action figure? Solely for the meme even?
>>33885916Why not just let him cheat on you, that's the unspoken part that all women recognize about dating High Value Men, is that they're just in line.
>>33885904I don’t think you comprehend how massive American land is. A lot of it is still untamed.
>>33885582but you have a flat ass and chest, is that it?
>>33885861Fuck you.
>>33885934No
>>33885892You wont have to bother with voting. I'll proclaim my self a despot.
>>33885939It's a diss, a test for absolutely pathetic men with no self respect.
>>33885934Probably. I have a Yotsuba. Yes, I am a dork.
Where did the idea that Velma is unattractive come from? She's nerdy and intelligent, not ugly.
>>33885916down horrendous
>>33885912I want Manifest Destiny to step on me.
>>33885947She's less thin than Daphne. That's pretty much it.
>>33885947She's like 70s "Obese" if you know what I mean.
>>33885938Chest, yes
>>33885947She’s intentionally presented as frumpier and chubbier than Daphne in pretty much all of the cartoons they made up until maybe the mid 1990s
>>33885944i'll just diss her back then
>>33885864A Mexican goes to Spain, accosts the first Spaniard he sees, and lays into him: “I demand an apology, sir - your ancestors pillaged my country!”The Spaniard blinks. “I’m afraid you’re mistaken. Your ancestors did that. Mine stayed home.”
>>33885957That's also a sign of no self respect btw.
>>33885934NoI don't even know what the meme is
>>33885959defending yourself is bad? i'll just diss her and unmatch
>>33885955You’re very hot. What about your hair, skin and eyes
>>33885962Yes.
>>33885934No. What meme is that?
>>33885915>35~% of my age groupWhat country? DamnThat still means most guys have jobs though>None, I gave upIt's OK to take a break but you shouldn't give up entirely Do you live with parents or smth>>33885934I'd rather get Daphne>>33885939Joke back "what's in it for me?" or smth>>33885947She's just a dork but I don't think she was uggers, a lot of people liked her>>33885946Based Yotsuba enjoyerI have a few vols of the manga
>>33885765I do get what you mean about self validation. In the books case, a lot of women love seeing how infatuated/pining a guy is with the female main character, first built up through the story then through sex. Don't get me wrong the girl is definitely attracted to him but it's like he "can't hold back" from her. Basically women love reading about a guy TAKING his pleasure from fmc WHILE being devoted and obsessive (important) and his thoughts and actions show this aka in his mind treating her with worship while having deranged sex.
>>33885915Argentina?
Think I'll buy birth control pills just to see what they taste like and if they'll have an eggfect on me, a man. Don't suspect one will do anything so I will eat a bunch.
>>33885963Dark, dark, dark
>>33885947Peppermint Patty dyke vibes. Frumpy nerd. Pug nose. She’s a slam pig at best.
>>33885941Do it yourse-Oh, wait.
>>33885972Transgender post.
>>33885939Try this:>Sorry, I only grow hair for people who matter.
>>33885947She is very short.
>>33885968Sadly yes, I had to move in due to alleged embezzlement of government benefits. Alleged. >>33885971Finland
>>33885968>I have a few vols of the manganta how did 4chan not get sued for using the character?
>>33885973Real cute
>>33885776It's to have fun not specifically to have sex appeal.
>>33885972They might unironically make your boobs a little bigger.
>>33885947Nerdy girls weren't supposed to be intended to be attractive back then.
>>33885981Fraud* whatever
>>33885954She's still obese, no?
>>33885981:~DDD
>>33885947Frumpy, nerdy and glasses were considered stereotypically attractive in the 70s. Scooby-Doo first aired in 1969. It was a different time.Of course later iterations have loved to subvert that idea.
>>33885987Ew then I wont take them. But how will I know if you're telling the truth? You probably are. I shall have a think about this. The risk is great and the rewards are none but my wish to experiment is great. I have to show that in the future I wont be afraid of testing my future concoctions on my self.
>>33885993
I’m really out of the loop because what do you mean Velma from Scooby-Doo is a meme
>>33885988Josie from Josie and the Pussycats.
>>33886001I'm also out of the loop but I'm guessing it's about the Velma HBO show disaster.
>>33885982Fair use and if anything Azuma is probably flattered, he seems pretty chill>>33885988They're all typecast in scooby doo for the lulz, Shaggy is the stoner, Fred and daphne are the himbo/bimbo, Velma is the nerd etc.I don't think she was ever meant to be "ugly", just a dorky style>>33886001No idea lol, all I know is that they made that shitty remake show which became a memeScooby Doo peaked with the hex girls, Mystery Inc. and the John Cena movie imo lmao
>>33886001She's the ultimate "hot nerd" trope.
>>33886000She's fat and ugly. I would still slam this pig, though.
womenwhen was the last time someone put their face in your chest?
>>33885969You're proving my point though. The man's pleasure is just a vehicle for them to imagine what it would be like to be so hot that an absolute lightning-in-a-bottle-tier catch of a guy not only chooses them over any other woman, but also finds her body irresistible to the point of throwing consent out of the window. Removal of agency is pretty much always just about validation, because at every junction the guy makes an active choice to be with her and the more obsessive and controlling he is, the more they feel validated that they are, in fact, worthy and beautiful etc.Not saying it's a bad thing, do whatever you want, but that's fundamentally different from enjoying the sight, sounds, and sense of a man enjoying himself for the pure purpose of seeing it happen. Men are different in that sense, they enjoy the simplicity of female pleasure, in all of it's form, just for it's own sake.
>>33885784I assume you're going to be flaccid so no you shouldn't keep going. Look up different foreplay, how to touch a clit (she may guide you to how she likes it or you can ask harder? Faster?), and most importantly do what seems natural in the moment.
>>33885994
women's taste disappoints me beyond measure sometimes
Femanons, how was your Halloween?
>>33886011She is a cartoon, anon. You will never “slam”
>>33885953>>33885954>>33885956She wears a heavy sweatshirt though.
>>33886016>Men are different in that sense, they enjoy the simplicity of female pleasure, in all of it's form, just for it's own sake.moids, is this true?
>>33886018>I assume you're going to be flaccid so no you shouldn't keep going.I've noticed sometimes it stays up for round 2, not sure if normal
Hot take: women are cucks in general. That’s why so many of them thirst for married men.
>>33885828>I never typed that.yeah you did. Its fucking racist
>>33886009No she's not. She's not even treated hot in-universe, it's just fans thinking she's hot.
>>33886025That’s a sweater. She was designed to be fat and frumpy in the late 60s
>>33886026is what true
rough, animlistic sex with periodic belly kisses with chubby femanons who are insecure about their tummy.
>>33885736Hey I'm in slovenia if you want to have sex or something
>>33886025... ok, well, then she's short and frumpy. Possibly body dysmorphia.
>>33886028>That’s why so many of them thirst for married men.More so because a married man has been vetted to be worth having since someone wanted him enough to commit
>>33886026It is for me.
>>33885832Well yeah that was the question. How can he resist fomo?
I have had some unbelievably mushy conversations in these threads.
>>33886028wouldn't that make them bulls?
I just want to put femanon in her place
How do I break up with a girl in a way that her sister doesnt think im an asshole and I can start dating her
>>33886032Yeh, that's... kinda what a meme is.
>>33886038Please stop impersonating me. Identity theft is a serious crime.
>>33886046No, bulls are doms. Women are subs.
>>33886045What does Mushy conversation mean
>>33886045mushy?
>>33886044Um... s-she. I know, I'm such a stereotype.
Finally! Robot maids! But they are remote controlled!
>>33885839Because there would definitely be guys who find her to be like at least 8-9/10.
>>33886051The post I'm replying to is calling it a trope. A trope is something done in the story. She's not treated as hot in the story, so she's not following the hot nerd trope.
>>33886054but they're the one's cucking the wife in that scenario, are they not?
>>33886026I’m not gonna read that whole post but can at least agree that most of my pleasure during sex comes from pleasuring the woman.
>>33886055>>33886056Very sentimental, loving and wholesome
>>33886062Being a fleshlight for someone's husband can't be called cucking.
>>33886065Sounds kinda gay.
I would unironically rather have sex with an onlyfans girl that has a body count of like 20 than a robot fuckmaid that's remote controlled by an indian man.
>>33886035Now they’ve turned her woke by making her a lesbian
>>33886046Yes.
>>33886067Gay, retarded and embarrassing, yes
Now that I think about it. Have any of you seen Real Steel? Such a good film. Maybe we will have that. True modern gladiator battles. Eventually we could make tjem look like humans and have them spill blood and decapitate each other.
moids,are the allegations true...?
>>33886068What if it was remote controlled by a cute but disabled Japanese girl?
>>33885269Ew grossYucky moid
>>33886071Did they really? That’s so on the nose. That is almost certainly a Robot Chicken or Harvey Birdman bit from 20 years ago
>>33886076>ask the opposite gender anythinghave fun resetting your router
>>33886077
>>33886061She's a meme because fans reinterpreted her. That bikini pic for instance would not have happened in the 60s.
>>33884529Hot
>>33886077Yes... I do like dinosaurs.
>>33886078arguably worse
>>33886077Probably
>>33886068>a body count of like 20MI lol every time I see it. Is this what's considered a high body count? Am I actually a freak for being in the triple digits?
>>33886083I suffer through my bans. I am no coward. I bet you also reported me for posting a pony. Well do what you want.
>>33886078>cute but disabled Japanese girlHow oddly specific.
https://www.hs.fi/urheilu/art-2000011588475.html>a finnish Olympian came publicly as a femcel>At 27 the weight of loneliness is getting to her and she dreams about her first relationshipThis is her:GenderThoughts?
>>33886086MY POST WASN'T ABOUT THE DAMN MEME
>>33886077That depends on what your definition of "is" is.
>>33886094MI would
>>33885329Based chad
>>33886028Women's ultimate fantasy is to be the number one girl in the harem of an absolute psychopath
>>33886093I saw it in a restaurant in Tokyo.
Did you know that if men don’t get enough attention, they die? I may die
>>33886081nta That's how she's been in a few of the newer shows. And I'm pretty sure Donatello is autism coded now. It's like, we aren't allowed to have a "normal" smart character. They HAVE to be quirky.
>>33886094I want her to sweat on me
>>33886094MLiterally me
>>33886092I was just joking, I am no snitch. Keep the blogposting to yourself next time though.
>>33886094I wish I was her. We're both 27yo femcels but at least she has achieved something
>>33886109Would you date her?
>>33886094>men actually find this physique attractive
>>33886104Hey, blame it on Sherlock Holmes.
>>33886103If this was true you’d have put in more effort
>>33886101Why would some random, "slightly fat", unattractive Karen be number one in a harem full of empresses and fairies?
>>33886115Tell me where I’ve fallen short.
>>33886077Yeah
>>33886110Her male equivalent maybe
When will women stop being evil and start treating men like people?
>>33886118keyword: fantasy
>>33886122Stop liking evil women dummy
Honestly I don't care anymore, I just want things to accelerate.I want for hypergammy to become so extreme that the critical mass of incels and otherwise undesirable men expected to work for no pussy, becomes large enough to burn down society.So how much longer do we have to brainwash foids into only accepting Chad harems as the only viable dating strategy?
>>33886122You've got that backwards
>>33886101>Women's ultimate fantasy is to be the number one girl in the harem of an absolute psychopathIt hurts, but I'm starting to believe you're right.
>>33886094I'm nearly a 27 year old virgin and I wouldn't.
Women, would you date a guy in a wheelchair?
>>33885827uk?deindustrialization is the worst thing to happen to the first worldand people argue that its a good thingif you dont have industry, you don't have a country
>>33886126NEVER
>>33886133Yeah
>>33886118You'll notice that all women's political beliefs align with them rising on the harem leader board of their imaginary fantasy chad.
>>33886126>Stop liking evil women dummyHow else will he get his cock and ball torture?
>>33886112You'd be retarded if you wouldn't, she's an athlete and after she stops running she'll turn into a curvy goddess
Showering at 6pm just to go buy beer
>>33885878blue eyes are like the default though lmaomust be some third world shit, what country
>>33886126All of them are evil.>>33886129I don't, though.
>>33886076Looks fun, will watch it
>>33886112Is the fat in your eyes preventing you from seeing her? She’s gorgeous.
>>33886142As someone who used to work in a liquor store, don't bother.
>>33886140>she's an athlete and after she stops running she'll turn into a curvy goddessHahahaha, are you serious? Are you actually being sincere with this post? waahahahahahahhatake one fucking second to look at her hips you stupid faggot
>>33886142Stop making *the expression*.
How brainwashed by cuck porn do you have to be to think anyone would enjoy sharing a partner? I once thought my crush had gotten a gf and I felt physically sick
>>33885986I'm not talking about sex appealYou look fucking ugly
>>33886145USA. It was just the peanut gallery on Twitter and I’m unsuccesfully fishing for compliments
>>33886112What body type to you like on women?
>>33886149your taste is pederast-coded
>>33886156>twitterwhy do you take that shit seriouslyan i'm american too, never heard the term "colonizer eyes"
>>33886150I actually don’t drink very often despite what my choice of image would indicate. Maybe like six a month on average.I just feel kinda like a dirtbag for spending the day so lazily
>>33886154Missing the point on purpose this much is funny.
>>33886154>people like things I don’t? They must sick
I'm so tomboyish that I don't think my male coworkers ever had a sexual fantasy about me
>>33886160I don’t. I was ineptly fishing for complimentsMy feelings hurt for a couple minutes and I had to go look in a mirror, but it didn’t get more serious than that
I hate women's opinions on rape. If women were constantly raping me just because I was wearing a slightly slutty outfit, I would be the happiest fucking man in the world.
>>33886154JH is in a harem. Korrasami and Stardew have had threesomes.
>>33886169Reverse psychology post.This is a transgender gay men fantasizing about getting fucked in the ass.
>>33886167unless you are male-passing then they have looked at you while thinking of sexual intercourse with you
>>33886165>immediately posts upon waking up Great
>>33886154My ex wanted to share me with her Lonnie femcel best friends that’s when I knew it was over
>>33886169>I would be the happiest fucking man in the worldThat's because they're women. Everybody loves women. If you were raped by a man you'd kill yourself.
>>33886077Yeah, my cock is really big but I haven't gotten a blowjob in almost year.
>>33886157Boobs, butt, hips. Thicc or muscular are good but not scrawny.
>remembering that one time I was at a party and while I was sitting down a girl randomly came and sat on my lap>upon doing so she said it's too crowded for her to sit anywhere else>"O-ok...">starts grinding on me>hm, maybe she's just readjusting her sitting position to make herself more comfortable>keeps going for like 15 minutes straight and periodically looks back at me and smiles>do nothing because I don't want to come off as a creep>she stands up and sighs and walks away without saying anything>"huh, that was weird"I cringe so hard whenever I think about this event. That's almost as bad as a female friend of mine literally stroking my dick and me playing it off in my head thinking she's just drunk and doesn't know what she's doing.How does one cure this kind of retardation?
>>33886172>random melty
>>33886177>If you were raped by a man you'd kill yourself.>falling for his baitHe wants you to talk about him getting raped by men, that's his fetish.
>>33886166Unironically
>>33886167Haven't you seen moids drooling over tomboys?
>>33886177I'm pretty sure straight women don't fancy being assaulted by other women
>>33886170Namefags live rent free in the back of everyone’s mind ITT
>>33886180Based
>>33886181>How does one cure this kind of retardation?Crush up 8 xanex and dissolve them in a fifth of vodka. Drink the whole thing.
>>33886016True true, I definitely agree men are more likely to enjoy that. I guess it's just what most women want from the book Vs what I'm also looking for. Personally I do enjoy male pleasure in it's simplicity.
>>33886181i dont knowits unfair that retards like you get stuff like that to happen to them, while if a girl advanced on me i would react accordingly, but it has never happenedhow old are you
>>33886185I haven't
>>33886161>I just feel kinda like a dirtbag for spending the day so lazilyThat means you feel guilty for not working hard enough
>>33886154imagine knowing you're the best your bf can do.Wouldn't you rather want to be with a man that is so desirable that he can and will create a harem around him?Why do you think a man becomes significantly more attractive if he receives a lot of female attention?
Women, how was the Halloween dick?Was he dressed up as ghostface?
>>33886021Very lovely. I was screaming a lot, but mostly because of the sex.
>>33886021Eh could've been better. I'll plan beforehand next year.
Balls are tinglingWish a had a gf rn
>>33886195Not even ITT? I see it almost every thread.
>>33886200Great, but I dressed him up as a candy bar.
>>33886177>Everybody loves women.I would be okay with an ugly or old woman. It's fucking free sex without moving a muscle. Women are so fucking privileged and still have the impudence to bitch about it.
>>33886185only "tomboys" (busty anime girls with short hair)porn preference =/= irl preference
>>33886201What were your costumes?
>>33886190if xanax addiction was a woman she would literally poke holes in your condoms and leg lock you every time you had sex and force you to cum inside of her.>>33886194>how old are youwas 18 then, am 24 now
>>33886027In that case you can try and keep going if you think you're going to stay hard.
>>33886208I like tomboys,But every time I've seen one irl, they're already dating another girl.
How do you even meet men at 30?>get a hobby!All my hobbies are too feminineAlso, I like younger guys (18+). Follow up questionHow do you find a younger man for more than a hook up and keep him? I’m embarrassed of being with them because society is too judgmental towards older woman + younger man couples. Can I marry a younger man and keep it a secret?
I still feel bad about leading a tomboy on for two weeks and ghosting her because she was ugly. Fuck me I'm so sorry
>>33886207>I would be okay with an ugly or old womanMI would be disgusted by this. You're just a loser.
>>33886211so you were younger then than i am nowwhats wrong with mewhy dont women see me as a sexual being at alli'm not even a person
>>33886170wtf is stardew?
>>33886199He's mine. MINE.
>>33886028Mm yes and no.
>>33886167I guarantee you at least one has unless you look like a bulldyke
>>33886206you like chocolate men?
Oh,it's transgender larp hourMen, you really shouldn't pretend to be women online.
>>33886215Reply to him on 4chan.org
>>33886057Why did I predict this
>>33886220Desu if my gf acted like this I'd want to flirt with other girls just to see her chimp out.
>>33886203Did you not like your costume?
>>33886215society is way less judgmental of that than the oppositealso maybe you should ask a forum where people actually have relationships, instead of the woe is me /r9k/lite forum
>>33886215>too judgmentalAnd rightfully so. All you wrote was basically 'I want a young guy', and it screams pedo.
I enjoy worrying about whether I’m being too available or not (lie)
>>33886208Morgan Eckroth is my type.
>>33886215dating apps
>>33886215>I’m embarrassed of being with them because society is too judgmental towards older woman + younger man couples. Can I marry a younger man and keep it a secret?don't be a coward
>>33886205No, they lust after celebrities, goth girls, bpdemons, literal porn bimbos but not tomboys
>>33886237>Morgan EckrothShe's literally just a pretty lady with short hair.
>>33886241She's an enby
>>33886230No. Society is a million times more judgmental of even slightly older women dating younger men. Judith Macron constantly suffers cruel attacks for being married to her former student
>>33886242Which basically means "I know I'm pretty and I want to be special too, but i don't want to transition, so now I'm Non Binary because I get to be special and reap the pretty benefits of being a woman."
>>33886242Her being annoying about gender shit doesn't mean that the boner a guy has for her doesn't count.
>>33886244People say stuff like>Her son must cry at night knowing someone his age is fucking his mom
>>33886215You're at an extreme disadvantage. Young men are usually not looking to settle down, and the ones who are likely want kids and will be hesitant to get with an older woman for that reason. This is all on top of the fact that men generally prefer younger women so you're already in fetish territory by finding a young man who's into you.
GenderWhen I start conquering my new lands will you settle in them? This would be an autocratic society and I would be your despot. There would also be no tolerance of religions and other superstitious beliefs. Menial tasks and jobs that you would consider bellow you would be done by lobotomised slaves. Your tasks would be simple, enjoy life and educate your selves at my universities. Arts and natural sciences will be the primary education but many more professions of your choosing would be provided to you. There will be no internet. This idea is still in early stages.
>>33886215>Also, I like younger guys (18+)>How do you find a younger man for more than a hook up and keep him?>Can I marry a younger man and keep it a secret?God please be european.
>>33886217>I would be disgusted by this. You're just a loser.Fuck you. I have sex constantly. But it wasn't easy at all. I basically rebuilt my entire body just to skip the boring dating route and fuck bitches in large quantities. If I could just wear a slutty suit and have bitches constantly jump on my cock, I'd be the happiest man on the planet.
>>33886244>Society is a million times more judgmental of even slightly older women dating younger men.This is obviously bullshit if you look outside of yourself for one second, pure solipsismAlso>Brigitte Macron>slightly older
>>33886244well he was a minor and her student, thats different than him being an adult and her not in a position of powerso date people over 18 and not your students and nobody will gaf
>>33886253>God please be european.Lord knows I wish
>>33886240Who's an example of an actual tomboy?
>>33886220have fun dating medium ugly moids that no other woman wants to hit on then.I can guarantee you if your future bf is even remotely attractive, women will pounce on him the second they see him out and about with his gf.The attention I got from women once they knew I was in a relationship is crazy.
>>33886252Will there be beer? Wenches?
>>33886155Again male gaze. Most women don't think that, even if they wouldn't wear it themselves.
>>33886253awful artstyle
>>33886215If men your own age wont date you, then why do you think much younger men wouldno man wants to be shackled to some old hag, especially an autistic femcel old hag
>>33886215Travel to india
I want the femcel
>>33886252>Menial tasks and jobs that you would consider bellow you would be done by lobotomised slaves.How would you source these slaves?
>>33886279Get in line, nigger.
>>33886280Unemployed H1B holders
>>33886281I’m cutting ahead of you in line
tick tock moids
>>33886215you better be ready to sugarmomma him.
Foids, are you the True Crime Stacies? If so, are you more interested in the acts of crime or the monster moids?
>>33886244>judith macron>39 and 15 Well yeah, thats fucked up
>>33886285I’m broke and unemployed
>>33886254If you want to fuck ugly old women there's something wrong with you. We evolved to be attracted to women who can produce healthy offspring.
>>33886284im awful at video games ladies, calm down haha
Femanons: Would you sell your DNA to a company that would clone you and sell lab grown copies of you to moids? You get 5% of the profits from the sale.
>>33886284Good thing girls can also play games
>>33886296No man would want a copy of me
>>33886299maybe to beat up and say mean things to?
>>33886283I'm cutting out your kidney.
>>33886297And make up roughly half of the video game audience
>>33886268>Who's an example of an actual tomboy?She won't answer that, because she needs you to give examples first so she can move the goal posts.
>>33886292well ripyou cant offer youth and you cant offer a porsche...
>>33886301Good luck with that.
>>33886305cut out mobile games like candy crush and scrabble and see how that changes things
>>33886229No I didn't :( very last minute.
>>33886284I'm going to assume that's the checkmark effect, and that the account is actually ran by some indian dude.Because no way someone goes through life being that self centered.
>>33886293>If you want to fuck ugly old women there's something wrong with you.You don't get it. I don't want to fuck specifically ugly women, that's stupid. I want to fuck literally everyone. Maybe I was born fucked up, or maybe a large amount of porn and hentai melted my brain. But I literally want to fuck everyone, and by everyone, I mean everyone. No matter how many I've fucked, I'm still thirsting for more.
Sarah Andersen mentioned
>>33886284>The_Feminist_TMLmao
>>33886315Based misogynist
Women be like "cooking and reading are attractive!" but men who cook or visit book fairs are single
>>33886270Yes. Slaves would be provided for you. Lobotomised slaves because slavery is cruel and this way they at least won't exactly know their fate. Alcohol will be available to you in limited quantities except on special occasions. Such as my birthday or to celebrate my victories and in the holidays that will be established. >>33886280All who resist would be enslaved. But in special occasions when we lack manpower we would take prisoners of war that offered no resistance because of their cowardice and lack of honour. We would proceed to create breeding programs to have a steady supply of never ending labourers.
>>33886314I don't need luck, I have a box cutter.
>>33886318>literally everyoneSo just install some gay app, you can fuck men 24/7 for free even if you're obese and diseased
>>33886210I was a Hershey kiss, he was a chocolate bar, and she was peppermint since she really wanted to wear white.>>33886223White chocolate, yeh.
>>33886324So it's basically higher tech Stalinism?
>>33886284>Video games hijack male ambition towards imaginary achievements.I believe this. I wonder if even Herman Li can Through the Fire and Flames at 200% speed though. And who decides what's considered a "real" achievement and not?
>>33886323Mcooking is the bare minimum of being an adultand who the fuck goes to book fairs after elementary school
>>33886327Ugh lolYou can have my spot in line actually
>>33886324Gun ownership policy? Recreational drug policy?
>>33886170Throuple*
>>33886330You should've been a 3 musketeers bar
>>33886324Love despot power fantasies
>>33886284I actually play guitarstart sucking
>>33886342Lmao
>>33886323"Men who cook" is tautological. If you can't cook for yourself you're not an adult.
>>33884503Hey, I know those guys
>>33886339Retard*
>>33886329>So just install some gay app, you can fuck men 24/7 for free even if you're obese and diseasedThis is false. Actually cute and feminine gays are rare. I'm not interested in normal guys.
>>33886215>Can I marry a younger man and keep it a secret?Terrible idea in every aspect.
>>33886284>>33886320Maybe feminists ruined videogames intentionally in hopes that we'd stop playing them?
>>33886342That's genius. Fuck.>>33886351Fuck you*
loving, passionate, sweaty, baby making, soul-linking, oxytocin-exuding, bedframe breaking, wet, prolonged, coma-inducing sex with chubby girls.
My instant ramen is finally here.So I'm gonna have some for breakfast.GGs.
Women, should I learn to make my own furniture? My great granddad knew how to stain glass and made most of his own furniture. I’m a little bummed that those skills didn’t get passed down to me.
>>33886352>I WANT TO BE RAPED BY LITERALLY EVERYONE ON THIS PLANET RIGHT NOW>as long as they're cute and feminine and at least top 10% in attractiveness
>>33886318>>33886352Yeah, you're clearly fucked in the head.
>>33886338All weaponry would be prohibited inside my great cities. Only soldiers would earn the right to carry swords after retirement. They would mostly just use them as a symbol of their status. No recreational drugs would be allowed. >>33886343A fantasy for now. But I have great ambitions. >>33886332I would treat my citizens with love and respect. My enemies with hate and respect.
gendershotgun or rifle
>>33886375MRifle
Thoughts on casual nudity in private?
>>33886379When it comes to perverted incels, there's no concept of "casual nudity".
>>33886349Define cooking for yourself.
>>33886374I'm out. I want muh gat.
>>33886374>I would treat my citizens with love and respectWhile making most of their decisions for them. That isn't respect.
>>33886379fine i guessi mean i walk around my house nude when im home alonebut its different for guys, mens bodies are ugly so i dont think women would appreciate that
>>33886379MAs long as she doesn’t mind me looking.
>>33886375In general, shotty. But it depends on use case.
>>33886334>>33886349You two must really suck at cooking kek
>>33886375MShotgun.
>>33886392textbook projection lmao
>>33886391I know you're F because you prefer girth to length
>>33886369Yes ples
Why don't women ever do anything cool? Every famous woman is just doing something a man did better 50 years before she was born.
>>33886370Well, I'm okay with fucking or getting fucked by guys who look like girls, trans, or whatever. But I'm not attracted to normal men, I'm not gay.
>>33886375MaleHeavily dependsCQB, shotgun for sureLonger range definitely the rifle
>>33886383You would do plenty of shooting and slicing in my ranks. >>33886387My land, my people. I know best. I would still listen to them and consider their advice.
>>33886375I usually try for accuracy and headshots in most games, so rifle.
>>33886399MTo be fair, you're not doing anything cool either.
>>33886379Noice.
>>33886375Mreally no point to a shotgun unless you're hunting birds.
>>33886362desu I want windowmaker to spit in my mouth while she strangles my cock with her asshole
>>33886382You should be able to take raw ingredients and some seasoning and prepare a meal with them. Desu it's not a high bar.
what do I have to do to get a woman to look at me like that?
>>33886397ntashotguns are generally longer than rifles
>>33886397kek>>33886403>You would do plenty of shooting and slicing in my ranks
>>33886403Maybe we should just kill you and live free?
>>33886398https://youtu.be/lWtYbSaGPfQI listened to this and got to thinking about it. I do want to learn to stain glass, tooNeed a woman to sit in a wide wooden chair with
>>33886396I cookYou don't
>>33886407or if you want to put a really big hole in somebody or if you want to not overpenetrate in drywall and stick houses
>>33886403>You would do plenty of shooting and slicing in my ranks.OK but I also want to come home and take some edibles and end up at space camp.
>femanons never post thighswhy even come here?
>>33886412Be a tall shadowdaddy
>>33886400If you’re ok with fucking or getting fucked by men that means you’re gay>b-but they are feminineDouble gay.
>>33886430Sir, this is a blue boardTry >>>/soc/
>>33886430women jerk off to words not pictures
>>33886412Be a fat and balding guy.
>>33886412Make them fall in love with you
>>33886430>that subtle jiggleFemanons, do your thighs do this?
>>33886430A femanon did do this once, several years ago. I have yet to recover from the brain damage and she now owns part of my soul.
>be born in huehue macaco land>all the men are hideousI’m gonna kms
>>33886437Why do they ask us for hand pics then?
>>33886426Yup. Everyone who picked rifle is a dork
>>33886412something in this gif fills me with disgust
Women how important is it to you for a guy to have a nice voice?
>>33886446to make sure you're not fat.
>>33886411I mean, make a meal so I'm not starving. Can't claim that what I make tastes good or is in anyway fancy.
>>33886445Tfw no latinx gf
>>33886450Pretty important.
>>33886426nta but anything that's worth shooting a person with is going to over penetrate through drywall.
>>33886450It’s important
>>33886446i have never seen a woman ask for hand picsmen post them of their own accord
>>33886434I'm not gay, bi at most. But I think I'm straight. And yeah, I can suck some normal guy when I'm in an orgy or feel extremely horny after watching some porn or hentai and want to try it IRL. But other than that, I love only girls and girly-looking boys.
>>33886284This is definitely true.
>>33886446Because it makes it clear to them whether or not they want you to manhandle them
I kind of feel like I've reached a point where I know I shouldn't expect a woman to be a virgin just because I haven't managed to fuck so now I'm just at this idea of "I'll assume you've fucked just don't tell me I don't want to even think about it"Is that a better mindset or what do I do
>>33886445Come to Mexico
>>33886460>I think I’m straightXD
>>33886375M rifle
>>33886452Oh, it's you.
>>33886459They do ask for them but we dont give them when they want it.
>>33886457not birdshotsomething big like no4 wont penetrate a wall but will absolutely kill somebody at indoor defensive distances
Women will never, ever ask me what my hands look like or what my voice sounds like. It’s ogre
>>33886473Who?
>>33886437>jerk off to words not picturesQuite a lefthemispheric way to live, but okay
>>33886467most adults are non-virgins regardless of sex
>>33886437Mhave jerked off to words many times.
>>33886483>most adults are non-virgins regardless of sexYeah but isn't there a good amount of male virgins in Gen Z
>>33886460>I'm straight>says some incredibly gay shitNever change, 4chan.
>>33886423Nobody forced you to come to my land. If you wish yo take the riches I have showered you with from my conquests, sell your land or house which I have given to you and sell off your slaves and go in exile and live like a king in the old world you are free to do so. For you would, in these early stages be considered a founder and I would not raise my hand against you as you would, it would seem raise yours against me. But do not expect a warm welcome back when you run out of currency and start feeling isolated in the barbarian lands due to your superiority to the uneducated and ignorant masses and you begin longing for home.>>33886428My plans are still in early stages. I'm sure some things will change. And I could grant this to the upper class of soldiery.
>>33886486I’d imagine this is getting a lot more common now that AI slop erotica is so popular
Is it normal to go on OkCupid and find that almost all the women in my algorithm are fat and/or ugly?That fuck happened? I used to get decent looking matches.
>>33886481Hasn't hemisphericity been debunked yet?
>>33886460Obligatoryhttps://youtu.be/Zd8vzIRQLLM
>>33886487its still like 70%they statistics talk about "single since high school" (most zoomers had sex during high school) or just outside of a relationship (hookup/situationship)
>>33886476Buddy I can penetrate a wall with my fist, I'm not shooting someone with anything that won't go through two sheets of drywall lmao.
>>33886495It still sucks having to deal with this, but I guess we have to make compromises
>>33886479Would you be willing to share with the class?
>>33886486Mi have never done thatnor to my imagination
>>33886445Brazilian guys are hideous?
>>33886496just watch the videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaR1EVybUgcim defering to paul but it seems cut and dry to me
>>33886490Men were the primary buyers of erotica until the late 2000s when women decided to just go full degenerate and read that shit in public and make feature films about it. "Stroke books" they used to call 'em... women ruined it, as usual.
>>33886498No, someone specific has to ask. No offense intended whatsoever, catposter
>>33886493Some interpretations are, but not the fact that there are differences between them
>>33886489>Nobody forced you to come to my landSo how'd you aquire this land?
>>33886362Extremely based, chubby girls are top tier
if it requires to cook two things at the same time I ain't cookin it. Nope. Not gonna.
>>33886499Can you not rotate the apple in your mind? Can you not turn the apple into a sexy girl? If no then you are probably not a real man.
Explain to me what's bad about picrel without sounding like an incelPro tip: You can't.
>>33886445Made for BAC (big argie cock)
>>33886497just because a woman isnt a virgin doesnt mean shes a whore or cant lovenot everybody can marry their high school sweetheart and have a happy marriage until they depart from this world
>>33886440no, too skinny for that>>33886430do you wanna fail nnn or something?
>>33886500& dumb & broke
>>33886492They're hot tinder now
>>33886503As a man who lived through the entire 2000s as an adult, I'm calling bullshit on this.
>>33886513It’s a lie for one thing, because men would gladly pair with the higher quality women as well
>>33886511I’ll cook something like that for a woman, but for myself it’s always just simple baked and roasted meals, rice and pasta dishes
>>33886517& cartel (im racist as fuck)
>>33886505catposter is definitely someone specific
>>33886511what if the recipe called for 2 eggs (separately) fried on top of each bare ass cheek of a cute big booty latina who's been laying face down in the sun for the past couple of hours?
>>33886512sort of a fluorescent green wireframe but very faintyeah i basically canti wish i could trade my inner voice for inner sightall it says is negative self talk anyways
>>33886515It's not that it's just that I'd feel jealous and it'll make me feel like an afterthouhgt
>>33886517Which country has desirable men, in your mind?
>>33886109Do you read a lot? Maybe try writing essays?
>>33886526Touché but she isn’t my friend named Anonymous
Aa a nordic dude I wish I could've been born in Brazil instead. Gangbanging with your friends sounds more fun than university, Latinas are smoking hot also...At least we have Max Payne 3
>>33886519"Adult Bookstores" existed in random middle of nowhere towns even if you didn't visit them. As a fellow old bastard who trekked through middle America for work, boomers are fucking disgusting.
>>33886523Stop it.
>>33886445Where I'm from, the stereotype is Brazilians are all hot, and athletic.
>>33886509I acquired it by right of conquest then I asked like minded people to immigrate from around the world.
>>33886528>i wish i could trade my inner voice for inner sight>all it says is negative self talk anywaysI can relate
>>33886513>>33886521True, I've never hooked up with anyone below an 8, even when I was at best a 5.
>>33886536Max payne 3 is garbage
>>33886523True but the worst part is how hideous they are inside and out
>>33886536you get your phone stolen by 3 dudes on a motorcycle the three more dudes on a different motorcycle beats you to death
>>33886518Seriously. I'm like, fairly certain I'm a decent looking dude. Am I just not good enough for women?
>>33886536>give me your money>*shoots you*yeah, living in brazil sounds very fun
>>33884503Should I even bother dating if I have no real life experience or don't go out?There is a girl I kind of like but not sure if I should bother dating seeing I don't really know where to take her or do with her. I could never maintain going out with friends so what more with a girl right?Or will something change and I will finally have an interest to go to do things on my weekend if a girl is involved?
>>33886481autists are left-hemispheric
>>33886540Okay, so you have to build up an insurgency first. How do you plan in doing that?
>>33886521Accurate version
>another of my elementary school bullies has gotten sick with life threatening illnessesLmfao
>>33886550Yes, ask her out. Stop being a pussy.
>>33886531USA has amazing diversity. Portuguese men are hot. Cute guys in argentina. The nordics are great inside and out
women should either give away their right to date attractive high status men forever, or never be able to get attention from simps and men that she won't date (there's not guarantee they will date her).You can't have your cake and eat it too.
>>33886547>Freudian slip>I meant they're on tinderIt's hoeflation, anon. Most guys are struggling.
Are autistics creative?
>>33886555Lol at the top guy with oneitis.
>>33886555this aint happenin lmao
>>33886555>didn't read the text below
>>33886565he can dream.
>>33886561Well I understood that but I wasn't having much trouble on apps in general, really. Like do I just need to meet people irl or something? I have no social circle right now.
>>33886557For the past 15 years I haven't done anything outside of work, groceries, church for an hour.No interest in going away during time off, no interest in restaurants or going to shows, bands, theatre etc.
>>33886550Romance is not a necessity in life, but you can try it out, most people enjoy it.
>>33886563A lot of them are, yeah. Lots of illustrators and game developers are autists. I bet a lot of the people responsible for advancing special effects in film were also autistic.
>>33886563No (yes)
>>33886559Did all the ugly Portuguese men conquer Brazil? Also, thanks.
She’s like a rainbow
>>33886568>Like do I just need to meet people irl or something?I guess it's worth a try. But I've given up, 2bh.
>>33886570Which means you have all the more reason to give this a shot. I mean “stop being a pussy” somewhat affectionately.You know you want to give it a shot. You’re just getting too in your head about it.Worst thing that could happen is she rejects you, which will suck, but it’ll be a new experience. You get something out of this regardless of the outcome.
>>33886544Fuck you it's amazing>>33886546>>33886549But there's so much culture therehttps://youtu.be/689UG16Al1U
>>33886494I mean, seriously. Being attracted to women or feminine-looking men isn't gay. And having sex with other men is just something I do for fun, like a sport. I still have sex mostly with women.
>>33886554I would acquire riches on my own, build up my own legend, gather followers and train an army. Need work I know but that is pretty much it. Perhaps a war would start I would take an opportunity to settle somewhere. Or maybe I would quench some sort of rebellion and earn the trust of the people in the region who would in turn grant me land which I requested as payment for my help. There is plenty of possibilities. Maybe I will steal someone’s identity and take their inheritance for land. I only started thinking about this yesterday I will dedicate a lot of time to this from now on. I am just speaking broadly
>>33886502>if you use sufficiently powerful birdshot loads, it'll work.With all due respect to Saint Harrell, I'm sticking with heavy buckshot and .223.
>>33886563My autistic child has been talking at me for the last hour about how she would have dealt with literally every Disney princess movie, she's 7.
>>33886582>Worst thing that could happen is she rejects you,Uhh, anon?
>>33886590What?
>>33886571>Romance is not a necessity in lifeNta but why do we act like genuine romance and long term companionship won't boost someone's life significantly?
>>33885975And I did it again. So I won twice now.
>>33886587Why raise a autistic child. Just give it to a home they should have euthanasia for them
well, is it?
>>33886594It can be so much worse
>>33886556All the bullies I ever had are doing well in life. I'm jealous, anon
>>33886599Guys like that are in serious denial. Or they’re schizoids
>>33886602Are americans just cattle?They feel so easy to control.
>>33886602This. Having a gf is cool, and progressive. And a Chad harem is spicy, and adventurous.
>>33886603As a grown man? Not really. It still hurts, but it’s not like you’re going to be made into a school cafeteria pariah over it.
>>33886607yeah we arethats why i want this country razedwe need a clean slate from the mental illness, the shitty traffic, bureaucracy, the ugliness the evil the ignorance all of it gone gone gone
>>33886607Goy cattle, yes.
>>33886020Give an example>>33886077What are they >>33886094I'll plap her>>33886103Just attentionwhore on the internet
>>33886607Goyim, yes
>>33886612You could lose your job or be sent to jail
>>33886606It's actually foids who preach that despite the fact that they jump from bf to bf every year.Quickest way to shut down the retards who say "you don't need relationships, you can be alone until 80" etc is to ask them if they themselves are KHHVs.
>>33886621ntaname one instance
>>33886611JH has both
>>33886094>femcelWomen like this aren't femcels, they just choose to not date or have sex with anyone.
>>33886602I love how these new generations want to yolo but have one of the most rigid sanctimonious ethical frameworks where everything is considered an offense. A bunch of dorks who dont know what they want
>>33886621Maybe if you’re a rapist. It doesn’t really play out like that you can just take no for an answer.A police helicopter isn’t going to follow you around with a floodlight waiting to catch you having no game. That’s insanely retarded
>>33886624>Quickest way to shut down the retards who say "you don't need relationships, you can be alone until 80" etc is to ask them if they themselves are KHHVs.Kek, thisI'm not even an incel and am left leaning but you're kidding yourself if you think most people aren't going to be happier with someone in their life.
Why am I afraid of showing sexual and romantic interest to women in fear of making them uncomfortable? Those are completely normal human interactions. Not like they’d run away screaming or that I'd get upset by a rejection I would never. I need to do something about this.
>>33886642>Those are completely normal human interactionsare they thoughif so how come women never do that to me
>>33886628This one is crazy.https://nypost.com/2024/06/29/lifestyle/woman-arrested-for-calling-cops-to-get-out-of-a-date-with-man-she-met-online/
>>33886642you just explained it yourself lol (jk)anyways, you can't be THAT bad to make a woman run away screaming unless you're like a registered sex offender
>>33886630I hate you.
>>33886563It depends on what you mean by creativity. Autistic people are a bit robotic, they can be incredibly detail-oriented and dedicated to their ideas. However, their ideas are usually quite simplistic, and autistic people typically compensate for their lack of imagination and mental flexibility with their mental endurance. They prefer to work hard rather than smart, but they can create a lot of things.
>>33886112What's wrong with it?>>33886134>ukNta but UK is actually pretty good for unemployment, only 4.8%I'm a basketcase and have never been out of a job long>>33886142BasedThen you should have another shower with the cold beer like I do before work >>33886167My work crush is super tomboyish with short hair and guy clothes etc. lol>>33886181I mean if she wanted something she should've just asked, I also wouldn't have done anything
>>33886628British youtuber, I'm trying to remember his name...
>>33886642I have this same problem. I swear to god there's been multiple women who've shown interest in me the past couple of years but I was too pussy to actually do anything about it.
>>33886215Fuck what society things Older women are basedIdk just approach younger guys at a bar/club or on dating apps or something
>>33886600Ok, whatever helps you sleep at night. But something tells me you like """winning""" this little game.So I'm sure you wouldn't mind """winning""" by imagining the same guy push you against a wall and pin your hands above your head as he looked deep into your eyes with a gaze sharp enough to cut diamonds before he cups your face and plunges his tongue into your mouth only occasionally pulling away to let out an audible groan before continuing to kiss you until you can't help but melt in his hands?Surely you wouldn't mind going for a second """win""" by imagining him then throw you onto a bed and gingerly kissing his way down your neck, chest and inner thighs, purposefully teasing you until you quite literally can't contain your body from convulsing and non-verbally begging him to pound you into ecstasy.Surely you wouldn't have to go out of your way for that, right?
>>33886642>Why am I afraid of showing sexual and romantic interest to women in fear of making them uncomfortable? Those are completely normal human interactions.Eh, my sisters complain about it all the time.
>>33886649dont date someone who looks like this then lmao
>>33886649lmao
>>33886587Play with your fucking autistic daughter, anon! Go on, go!
>>33886665Men actually give women of all appearances chances, that's not a bad thing.
>>33886628My company has a zero tolerance policy for dating coworkers.
>>33886670what does your company do
>>33886665she looks like female version of me, but she has a date.being a guy really is suffering.
>>33886284I mean, bro could probably easily learn guitar, drums or something and probably has a really good sense of rhythmAlso video games are funI spend much more time making music than playing vidya but only because it's fun. Life's too short to do shit to impress other people>>33886292I would date a broke and unemployed older woman as long as she was niceMost don't seem to want anything serious thoughLast older woman I met while clubbing only wanted sex. She did make me flapjacks tho
>>33886677lose weight maybe?
>>33886681That's the plan since women are cruel.
>>33886599>won't boost someone's life significantlyA couple more years? It still doesn't make it essential. Besides, it would be cruel for some people to impose such demands on them.
>>33886587Were her edits good?
>>33886684being fat is more cruelim gonna have to agree with women on thismany men have no standards
just don't reproduce and die, what are you so up in arms about?
I wish pouring acid or hot materials on your face and then donning bronze, iron, copper, or a material of your choosing, mask. Or just wearing the mask without the self harm.
>>33886689I'm going to get a robot waifu
>>33886689people only want to reproduce because of social conditioningthe only instinct we have is the dopamine from genital stimulationso jerking off is fulfilling the so-called instincts made for reproductionyou also are going to die regardless
>>33886689I've seen older people without family get killed through caretaker negligence, it's going to happen to you too
>>33886691How can I forget to write at least half of a sentence. I'm going to sleep now.
>>33886693Midwit answer
Everyone is always mad at me
Women should date fat and balding guys more.
>>33886323You can just follow recipes to cook, and reading is just reading words on a page innit>>33886375Sword>>33886445Why not move
>>33886693>reddit moment
>>33885724Not nothingWhat are you doing this weekend
>>33886697dumb people wank off and have sex willy nillymidwits whine over "meaningful sex"intelligent people know human emotions are just meaningless chemicals
>>33886550Yeah just ask her out anyway, nothing to loseAlso this is why I like dating extroverted party girls, because they know where to go out and activities to do etc.
>>33886698Yes. You suck and should do better.
What stops a man in a relationship from being tempted to cheat when he's surrounded by beautiful young women all day? Is it willpower and morals alone?
>>33886704More midwittery
>>33886689>just don't reproduce and dieIf only incels could accept this outcome, instead of pathetically whining and desiring some Stacy
>>33886707yeahwhat else would stop someone from doing a bad thing other than their principles
Haven't touched my self in over two weeks since my promise that the only way I shall have an orgasam is by a womans hand.
>>33886662m-moids, I ummm,I'll be right back...
>>33886563Of course, a lot of neurodivergent people in general are creative Was watching picrel the other day, creator is autistic. I mean there are countless examples of diagnosed autists in the arts. I feel like your question is facetious lol
>>33886700>Why not moveWhen you’re born in a shithole you only have three ways to move>be homeless abroad>clean toilets abroad>be a hyper smart nerd when you’re 14yo so you get an invitation by an american or european university
>>33886716only retards would be turned on by that postrespect for women, -1 lol
GenderWhat is your level? (All levels are cumulative, meaning you can't be Level 5 if you don't meet Level 3 requirements, you'd be Level 2.)Level 1 - Basic HygieneBrushing teeth, shaving, washing hands after using the toiletLevel 2 - Entry-Level Social SkillsYou can hold a conversation, don't stutter, and know a few jokesLevel 3 - Stable IncomeEnough money to support yourself, go on dates, and buy occasional giftsLevel 4 - Advanced HygieneSkin care products, dedicated beauty routinesLevel 5 - Advanced Social SkillsYou can lead engaging conversations, comfortably be the center of attention, and discuss various topicsLevel 6 - Strong IncomeYou earn enough to fully support yourself, your partner (if they become unemployed), and future children
>>33886710>Bro just accept something evolution has engineered you to fight against all costsLolLmao
>>33886698What happened anon? ):
>>33886662im cringing so hard do women really like this shit>>33886617>examplescroll up>>33886718why are western cartoons so gay?
>>33886722M3
>>33886707I've said this before and I'll say it again: If I'm in a relationship I stop acknowledging other women. I have literally forgotten that another girl was in the same room as me and my (then) gf because she stopped registering as a person.
>>338867221
>>33886662>gingerlythis really is a meme word that gets overused especially in smutslop
>>33886718I mean no disrespect. I keep picturing that "can you imagine an apple in your head?" meme and the beginning of Blade Runner where that guy asks a bunch of questions.
>>33886726why are jap cartoons so gayevery one has to have some crossdressing tranny bullshit in it, without fail
>>33886698Tell me about it if you wanna>>33886702Not much at all. Just writing a bit and petting my cats, mostly. Writing my first and hopefully most cringe novel that no one but me will read
>>33886707Being in love with the person he's in a relationship with lol>>33886720>>clean toilets abroadUnironically being a janitor is great lol, I miss it. Once you get over the gross factor it's a chill job and you barely have to talk to anyone. I also used to go to work drunk all the time lmao
>>33886722FLevel 6 but sometimes I'm a bit too autistic to pass 5, though I do pass 6. I still get shy doing presentations at work.
>>33886718Now I know why I could never get through more than 5 sexonds of this show
>>33886722F 4.
>>33886722M5, but my social battery depletes pretty quickly at big parties
>>33886721Calling her that probably turns her on more. Lol
>>33886737Marry me
>>33886723Works fine for me, or maybe evolution is just far more complex and subtle than that
>>33886735>Unironically being a janitor is great lol, I miss it. Once you get over the gross factor it's a chill job and you barely have to talk to anyone. I also used to go to work drunk all the time lmaoIt’s not the job it’s the wage. Were you able to rent a house and save money? Also USA and europe will soon send all immigrants back to their shithole
>>33886722M0I only wash my teeth, otherwise I gnoll mode
>>33886722Aw, crap. Level 1. I stutter.
>>33886722Fbarely made it into level 4
MIdk if it's because I am older and feeling paternal but I am really starting to go radfem/misandrist.I have this married coworker in his mid 50s with a daughter my age asking me about the intern pool. so many married men are cheating at work. Idk. It really feels like I am the only decent guy sometimes. Too bad im ugly
hungry ;_;
>>33886749F
Just thinking about the beautiful foids in this thread makes me go feral and in want to pursuit of the comfort of their bodies and companionship
>>33886755For semen?
>>33886722M>Brushing teeth, shaving, washing hands after using the toiletYes I do all this>You can hold a conversation, don't stutter, and know a few jokesEh, my conversational skills are pretty shit, I sometimes stutter a bit etc.I can LARP as a normie well enough from years of customer service, but it doesn't come naturally to me>Enough money to support yourself, go on dates, and buy occasional giftsI did at my last job, I went out with my gf all the time, would spoil people with gifs etc. Hours at current job are ass so I just about making enough to skate by>Skin care products, dedicated beauty routinesNothing advanced here>You can lead engaging conversations, comfortably be the center of attention, and discuss various topicsNah, fuck that lol. I don't mind being the centre of attention but I'd rather be a wallflower>You earn enough to fully support yourself, your partner (if they become unemployed), and future childrenNah, I'm a minimum wagie, even working full time I wouldn't be able to do this>>33886726Gay in what sense lmao>scroll upCba
>>33886722Id be 4 but "skincare/beauty routines" are pointlessif scrubbing my face with soap in the shower is all i need to not have acne or dry skin, isnt that enough?
god I need a french speaking gf ahhh
>>33886755I was hungry, but then I had noodles for breakfast, now I'm chilling. :^)
>>33886754This is only the surface. 99% of men are worse than Satan
>>33886754I smell cheating in the air at my office and it just pisses me off. I'm glad no one has confided in me because I'd probably lose my job I'd get so angry.
French Onion Soup is a lot of work for not a lot of soup, tastes really nice though.
>>33886749>>33886756You really stutter, huh
Alright, the first day of NNN is (almost) over. Did you pass?
99% of male posts ITT
>>33886770i just want a tasteless nutrient bar i can eat once a day that has all of the needed nutrients for a person
>>33886774Yeah, but I did edge
>>33886776I agree that Bachelor Chow should be real
>>33886774I don't participate in white boi circle jerks, people who do NNN are the same kind of people who participate in circlejerks and drink from the communal cum chalice.
>>33886732Oh right lol>>33886739Lmao, what ticked you off about it?>>33886747>it’s the wageWell yeah it was minimum wage lolCan't afford to rent a shoebox apartment let alone a house lol
>>33886773Yeh. Like, I don't think it's just nerves. Nerves do make it worse though.
>>33886755
>>33886764BasedI went on a few dates with a girl with a really thick French accent and it was hot af. Too bad I fucked it up>>33886774Actually yes but I'll prolly fap later
>>33886775It's mostly namefags
>>33886781Didn't like the animation. Just not my taste.
>>33886711>>33886728>>33886735I just go to the university part of town and see cute women working/walking around everywhere and think "Why would he not have the urge to shoot his shot constantly? They're so cute and prettier than me, or have versions of beauty I lack."I appreciate some men are very naturally monogamous. My bf is against cheating but wouldn't having beautiful women in front of him constantly wear him down?
hi atoga im back after 2 months whats up
>>33886790NTA. R-OCD?
>>33886791Barely anything changed
>>33886790>I appreciate some men are very naturally monogamous.Most humans are.
Is it a bad idea to ask a girl out if we hit it off when we first met, but I never got her name?
>>33886791I was gone for like 4 months, and thread had a bunch of new namefags that I don't recognize.
Women, my nose hair is out of control. One of the hairs is so wild that it grew out then tilted left and entered my other nostril. Looks like a nose ring.
>>33886791why did you come back? go the fuck away
>>33886791Welcome back. It's only gotten worse.
>>33886791namefag shitflinging is scheduled to commence in ~2 hours
>>33886800tip her extra, and ask her out on a date.
>>33886762No, you need to do it not just to look better now, but to look good when you get older.But mostly, this level is about your willingness to spend money on yourself and your appearance.
>>33886790BPDemon anon?>some men are very naturally monogamous. My bf is against cheatingWell there you go. If he's into you then he shouldn't have eyes for other girls>>33886789Ah fair enough then
>>33886722F, 0Shaving is for porn stars
>>33886779nutraloaf, they serve it in prisonsnow just where to buy it lol
>>33886802Gently pull it out with a sterlized tweezer
>>33886809you don't brush your teeth?
>>33886809Are you a virgin?
>>33886807drinking plenty of water and not being a retarded sun worshipper is sufficient
>>33886774>Alright, the first day of NNN is (almost) over. Did you pass?So far so good.
>>33886812I yanked it out with my fingers. I'm about to deforest my nose with my hsnd. It's going to hurt
>>33886809Ew you disgusting monkey gorilla
>>33886790>wouldn't having beautiful women in front of him constantly wear him down?No. Even if he does notice them and think they're cute he's still more likely to look not touch.
>>33886809Stinky femcel, just the way I like it
>>33886780Do you plap to bbc? :3
>>33886809Yikes
Anybody else itt like BEER? I am drinking it
>>33886825a couple of autists here hate namefags for some reason
>>33886795expected>>33886803im back cause im bored, like everyone else here
Femanons, how do you cope with the fact that we usually look down on you? Do you have revolution fantasies about dominating us?
>>33886821She's trolling you, you dumbass. She just loves the attention you give(it)
>>33886818F don't they have special electric clippers for that sort of thing?
>>33886825It just makes the thread unusable.
>>33886830>for some reason
>>33886829waste of money and makes you fatjust drink cheap vodkagets you drunk the most efficient
I met a monogamous man. How do I know he is monogamous? I’m hot and I asked him out, he rejected me. Later I found out he is dating. Unfortunately he is not dating me. I don’t think I’ll ever find another cute monogamous guy
>>33886833Oh no...
>>33886830I dislike those faggots too
>>33886829I have been known to enjoy a beer on occasion.
>>33886829Yes, though I'm having cider rnHad too many beers last night lolCheers!
>>33886842It has never been more over femanon
>>33886847Then why are you here?
>>33886722F 0i forget to brush my teeth so i live chewing gum
>>33886842If you're hot then eventually one will say yes and worship you
>>33886734That is exciting what are you writing about
>>33886851Are you a virgin?
>>33886834Yeah but I don't own it
Why does the non-game mix of "Musikk Per Automatikk" sound so ass?Women, what have you done?
FI don’t change my underwear
>>33886722M5
>>33886754If you had the opportunity to cheat, would you?
>>33886855yes but wtf does this have to do with chewing gum
How should I deal with repressed slutness?
>>33886860Hot but also change it pls for hygiene's sake
>>33886864Nothing, I was just curious.
>>33886864he's the virgin hunter
>>33886863I disagree that the threads suck ass.
Yesterday I was at a concert and I saw aa guy that was probably 8-10 years older than me wearing a darkthrone shirt so I talked to him for a minute about the music. He then asked if I played anything to which I replied the guitar. He then said "that will be you on that stage man, just give it some time". That was the nicest thing someone has said to me in years, a complete stranger
>>33886805You're the one who's starting shitflinging now
>>33886865Buy horse dildos
FMy boyfriend doesn't want sexo, and now I'm left to fend for myself :(
>>33886872>Yesterday I was at a concert>I talked to himnormalfag alertget the fuck outta heere
>>33886865be a slut
>>33886876that's fucked up
>>33886860May I sniff?
>>33886876Have sex with a random then
>>33886869scary
>>33886879It's easy to talk to someone when they're literally wearing something that signals a common interest. Sorry I'm not a faggot like you
>>33886876Lmfao fucking disgusting normalfag
>>33886886i couldnt even do thatguess im more hopeless than you
What's the best dildo I can buy as a foid
>>33886876maybe he is gay
>>33886885He's lying. I'm just a normal, friendly Anon. :^k
>>33886876Try dating balding or bald guys. Men go bald usually because of high DHT levels. It's a hormone that's strongly linked to male libido.
Asking other NEETsAre you happy being a NEET?
FI want to use a vibrator on my pussy to cum(F btw, in case you missed it)also I bought a dildo today and it looks too big for me (F)
>>33886876like, just for this instance or is this a regular thing
>>33886895No, of course not.If I was rich, that'd be a different story.
>>33886886Where do you go from that, though?>You like thing?>Yeh.>...
>>33886876Are you admitting that men aren't thinking only about sex?
>>33886897You don't need to be like "going for dildo" you can just do it you know that right
>>33886897There never too big they are always too small
>>33886891you know which ones
>>33886893alr then!
>>33886854It’s a science fantasy novel. I started writing a TTRPG this year and had a lot of fun making up a setting for it, so I’m using this novel to explore that a bit further
>>33886904NTA but if a man isn't pestering his gf for pussy for one minute it's because he's pestering a different woman
>>33886893Harvarous
>>33884503Girls, how would you feel about being told you have nice hands? I made comment to my qt boss I have a crush on that she has nice hands and she laughed. Context was she sent me a pic of something funny she found at work (her hand was holding it) so I just said she has nice hands. I make these silly comments to her every now and then about random things /features I like that she coincidentally has. She has gotten me to touch her nose once when I noticed she had a nose bump and I said how I always wanted to touch one, so she told me to touch hers lol.How would a comment about her nail polish sound. I don't want to compliment it and give off gay vibes
>>33886908Glad we cleared that up.>>33886912?
>>33886891>as a foidI wanted to correct you, but yeah, that clarification is probably needed here
Is it okay to have sex but not cum during NNN?
>>33886910All men cheat so might as well just buy male Hooker's at least you know there clean unlike a cheating bf
>>33886897Wow very sexual babey check inbox
>>33886910Can confirm. He's getting the milk someplace else and he may feel guilty about it.
>>33886910i disagreebut ive never been in a relationship so idkbut i think since ive never had sex in my life i would be able to refrain from it for a while in a relationship
>>33886917Yes.
>>33886891Clone a willy, send it to me so I can give you my replica
>>33886903It was after the closing act and I turned around to leave and just happened to notice the shirt. I asked him what his favorite album was, I said interesting choice, he told me he liked it because of the drumming, I asked him if he played drums, he said yes, I told him I played guitar and then I said "cool man, I gotta get going but have a good rest of your night" and then I left
>>33886920Might as well leave a man as soon as he doesn't want sex everyday.
im about to work in a place with no womenits truly over for mework, home, work, homeill probably go months without even seeing one irl, much less an actual convoanybody else like this
>>33886914Do NOT compliment her nail polish. That's cross dresser stuff.
gender,what part of living as your gender do you think the opposite gender is either painfully oblivious about, or misunderstands greatly. Elaborate.
>>33886914i think it would sound gay
>>33886891MPure G Spot Metal Wand
>>33886929That’s been my life for six years man. I wanted it to be that way for the first five, in all fairness. Now I’m losing my fucking mindBut there are cute girls online at least
>>33886929>anybody else like thisnope. I talk to women on a regular basis and I'm in a position where I get flirted with semi regularly.I can't relate to you in the slightest.
>>33886925This reminds me of when I visited the Penis Museum in Reykjavik. They had molded casts of several rock star penises on display and a display talking about a woman whose entire job was making casts of celebrity men's cocks.
>>33886932Mi dont think being a man means anything, so theres relly nothing to talk about in a mans life. because im not a man, just a pair of floating eyeballs
>>33886897>I want to use a vibrator on my pussy to cumReally? Is that what are you using it for?>FGood to know
>>33886926Oh, you're the girl in this... I've tried complimenting girl's shirts and they just bitch me out for looking at their boobs.
>>33886914i would think he wants a handjob
men, i have a questionso, when you want to hold your piss, does holding your dick work?
>>33886946so like a homeless shelter
>>33886946well im not chad so i cant do that
>>33886940According to one dude I used to bum cigarettes and car rides off of, being a man means owning a gun, groping women's titties, and openly fantasizing to everyone who will listen to you about how you're going to use your personal concealed carry firearm to stop robberies in progress.
>>33886932MI really resent the notion that men are emotionally withdrawn for no good reason or don’t understand our own feelings. It’s infantilizing and insulting.
>>33886950yes but it isnt necessaryyou just hold it with your abdomen i guessmaybe theres a spincter in there somewhere that stops the piss idk im not a goddamn biologist
>>33886950Why would I want to hold my piss? That's how you get a uti.
>>33886950you mean after I start pissing or before? You can just contract whatever muscle you have there and it works. Holding probably helps I can't remember
>>33886755hunger is a good thing, hunger is my friend, food is bad for me :)
>>33886932Fgetting attention from men isn't all it's cracked up to be. It can be nice for the novelty or if you have low self esteem, but if you're normal and well adjusted, 9/10 times it's annoying.>inb4 you only care about Chadno, I just want men to treat me like a normal person and at least pretend to want to talk to me for other reasons than to want to put their dicks in my vagina.
>>33886932F, I've realized men often don't know when they are sexually harassing a woman or when another man is doing that right in front of them. I majored in Social Work hoping to guide men on correcting that problem.
>>33886944I'm a dude... he was also a dude lolGod I wish he were a girl tho, I would've said more and tried to get her number
>>33886950No. Thats painful, is mire like sphincter thing
>>33886955but i am emotionally withdrawn and dont understand my feelings. or even know if i have feelings
>>33886955A lot of men are like that
>>33886950No.If you really can't hold it in, you just start pissing, and if you hold your dick, that shit starts getting inflated, and it pops and you die at the end.
>>33886929If he could do that
>>33886950Wheels?
>>33886963https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQokwM357wc
>>33886872Your power level is so high. I went to a Genshin Impact concert and couldn't talk with anyone. Most of them were minors or couples, though.
>>33886973WGAT
mmm egg drop soup...
>>33886966Oh, sorry. That YOU'RE GONNA MAKE IT SOMEDAY, BABY just sounded like something a dude would say to a girl.
>>33886787>Too bad I fucked it upfuuuck what did you do wrong?
>>33886961why you starving yourself again
>>33886865Release it.
>>33886981ahhh i would love to go to a genshin concert, but i dont like leaving my house
>>33886985The Chinese place in my hometown calls it egg flower soup which is just great
>>33886981NNNEEERRRDDD!!!
Shushhhhhhhhhhhh*plap*
>>33886991https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPkUeD5TArE
>>33886994That is nice.
>>33886985Are you spying on me??
Big fat ass
>>33887000>clubbing>maleAre you in the UK?
>>33887003We are two souls, separated by geography, connected by soup.
>>33886981I was once the only non-parent at a party a couple I'm friends with invited me to. I politely excused myself when I realized it was mostly young families watching their kids play in the yard. I felt like I 100% didn't belong there and I looked weird and probably even a little creepy as a single guy without a family in that setting.
If a woman made me soup on a semi-regular basis I’d probably marry her
>>33886975rest in heavenly peace brother
im going to lose so much weight when i move out of my parentstheyre too good at cooking
>>33887013Same desu.
>>33887010NTA but thats cute
>>33884503What does it mean if your qt boss you have a crush on invites you to her personal bday party.As far as I know, I'm the only one at work invited
>>33886975I bet he at least got to see Mary. Apparently she still hangs out over there
>>33886891I'm an expert on this subject. Please answer the following to the best of your ability.>what is your budget?>what size range were you thinking?>how important is texture/shape/angle/etc to you?>powered or non-powered?>if powered, would you prefer just the vibrating dildo, or would other features like clit stim be good?>are you looking for any other aspects to a dildo that haven't been mentioned? (like discreetness, material, programmability, partner inputs/control, color, etc)
>>33887013just because a woman makes soup wouldnt make her marriage worthy
>>33886862No,I cut off my dad for cheating on my mom. >>33886768I get it. I think I am in the 1%. But I am kind of boring and not very attractive so I just accept being forever alone.
>>33886990Because when I eat more than one small meal a day I get fat. That's why today the only thing I ate was two vegan black bean sausages in hot sauce with a side of two pickles and literally nothing else. Tomorrow my planned meal is a small tub of peanuts. After that my planned meal is a small bowl of carrots, an orange, and a small can of tuna.
>>33887025befriend her family members and slowly make yourself more and more present in her life outside work
GenderRate my mealI got this stir-fried ramen pack, you just boil the ramen, drain most of the water, add the sauce packet and stir.But I added noodle like slices of carrots, zucchini, onion, green pepper and bits of beef.
>>33887017>Namefag drops the name>Can't help telling people who they are.
>>33887013You know some soups are super easy to make, right?
>>33887025she wants you to fuck her
>>33887010>>33887022I sincerely believe a person’s anonymous posts can sometimes be as clear a window into the soul as their eyes. Also soup is good
>>33886907God I wish men had knots. It'd be so cool.
>>33887011That sounds like an uncomfortable situation to be in.
>>33887026>I bet he at least got to see Mary.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgmyVLheqkQ
>>33887025did you ask for the details or not
>open zillow>still cant afford anythingsigh...
>>33887040What about barbs?
>>33887038All hail the great unifier, soup.
>>33887040Ill tie mine into a knot for youAAAAAAARGGGGGRRGGMFNFNFNNFmfn
>>33887040I'd rather a prehensile penis, but are women really into knots?
>>33887028>>33887036I may or may not be exaggerating and making light of my strong desire to marry a woman who shows her love to me in the form of acts of service
>>33887038So my posts about being factory-farmed so that my semen can be milked out of me and sold in a grocer shop as milk, that's a window into my soul?
>>33887034FIT SOUNDS SO YUM I WOULD LOVE TO TRY IT BUT IDK HOW TO COOK
>>33887048My blood? Soup. My brains? Definitely soup
>>33887036nta but easy soup is still soup.
>>33887038huh wow i must hate myself, whodah thunkit
>>33887053I need a woman who shows her love to me in the form of acts of violence. Slashing my tires so I can't leave her, cutting my and her wrists (non-fatally) to make a Satanic blood pact between me and her, letting me drink her period blood while wearing a pair of plastic vampire fangs, you name it.
>>33887052love isnt real
>>33887032how fat are you?
>>33886909Sounds fun very creative
>>33887054>F>IDK HOW TO COOK
I did a lot of thinking in the shower
>>33887045I don't have a dildo like that, but I can't imagine that level of texture would be especially pleasant. I don't mind some bumps, though.>>33887049That's true love.>>33887051i actually like that it's solid, not bendy and prehensile. That'd suck.And idk what's "normal", but as someone who has experimented with lots of different dildos, knots are different and feel nice when they're the right size.
>>33887053Yes. I look into your soul and see… a jokester in pain. A Pagliacci
>>33887064I'm 190 lbs. even though I purposefully eat almost nothing, including periods of time where I try eating one meal a week or one meal every two weeks. It sucks ass.
>>33887061i wanted to cut myself in front my boyfriend cause i think its hot and he got mad at me
>>33887069tired of this zoomer meme
>>33886990I don't want to be fat :(
>>33887054It's... a cup of ramen. I wouldn't really call adding extra stuff into it cooking.
>>33887054bitch it's ramen with veg what tf is wrong with you
>>33887072Oh so you think I am The Joker? Like Arthur Fleck?
>>33887054>IDK HOW TO COOKSociety should look at being an adult who can't cook the same way they'd look at an adult who can't read.
>>33887065Ty. I need to have some sort of creative outlet or I go more nuts than I already am>>33887070Wanna share?
i want to have children with a woman with thick dark hair to save my descendants from baldingthin, receding, and blond, worst combination possible
>>33887077What the fuck is this meme? Anyone know the meaning
sex with brown women
>>33887082No, no. Not that bad. Not The Comedian from Watchmen, either Just Pagliacci or maaaaaybe Krusty the Clown.
>>33887087NTA but my thinking in the shower mostly revolves around sexual fantasies about Martian women with green-skinned boobs and alien antennae using me to father their children.
>>33887086Neither demographic should be allowed to vote, own property, or breed.
>>33887089its a rabbit pointing to a clock"time is running out" i guessbut theyre so repetitive about everything
>>33887082No he said pagliacci so the faggot equivalent of the joker
>>33887081but how does someone cut the veggies like that i cant picture it bitch
>>33887089the rabbit is society and the clock represents your limited lifespan hope it helps
Need a gf so I have someone to pop the pimples on the back of my neck.
>>33887093Did you watch that Duck Dodgers cartoon as a kid, by any chance?
>>33887096It's not like Alice and wonderland?
>>33887101>tfw popped my bf's butt pimple last night
>>33887102Nah I did read some of the Disney Ducks universe comics as a kid and watched some of the OG DuckTales, though.
>>33886722itt we have:Level 0 - FF MLevel 1 - FLevel 2 - Level 3 - MMMLevel 4 - FFLevel 5 - MMMLevel 6 - FNo one who passed the first two levels was filtered out by the third level, huh.
>>33887099Bitch, it's called a fucking microplane.
cooking is literally just heating up food and adding seasoning, why do people act like its difficultjust throw some meat and or vegetables in the oven, frying pan, or grill.
>>33887105If that's not love, I don't know what is.
>>33887080i consider it cooking idkalso the captcha told me to kill myself
>>33887105Genuinely curious with what and how
>>33886895Not a NEET but I was happier as a NEET than I am now working again desuOnly shit part is the lack of income>>33886929>anybody else like thisNah I'm usually the only male working FOH
Women Built the Patriarchies
>>33887099You... You cut them into thin strips... How is this a question am I being baited?
>>33887104its from alice in wonderland but has no relation to itits just a picture
>>33887107>Level 1 - FYou guys suck...
Who cares about cooking none of you will have a trad thot
>>33887109>why do people act like its difficultThey’re adult babies. Learned helplessness or perfectionism, maybe both
>>33887108bitch im not a chef how would i know there is a machine
>>33887077ugh, I know fellow millennial. When I saw this I thought "ummm, so that just happened" amirite *pokes elbow*.Me and my pupper were like "whaaaaaat??". Kids these days just don't know how to make good memes like le bacon and ihazcheezburgerzz. Remember that, that was so heckin epic.Well, anyway, nice talking to you good human, I'll be going back to listening to nightcore mixes. Buh bye.
>>33887114you posted this already
>>33887123Let them starve then and die in the streets
>>33887087>Wanna share?I forgot it
>>33887109they want to feel special for knowing the most basic shit
>>33886722M, I quit my job so income is unstable rn. I make up for my lack of social skills by hanging around autistic transgender experimental and noise music producers. All I can tell you about hygiene is that I have somehow become a whiz at obtaining free cologne and hair products without any effort, and using them to their best effect. But I couldn't give you the same talk about products as, like, a sales dude at ULTA or whatever bullshits.
>>33887125There's ALWAYS a machine. Most of them you don't actually need.
>>33886989She asked me to dinner at a nice place, I drank too much beforehand and was nervous and made a fool of myselfAfterwards she told me it was awkward and blocked me
>>33887127For fuck’s sake you kids are insufferable
>>33887127i hate all memes as a concepti also hate music
>>33887122>>33887125Let him cook.
>>3388708850% of women have alopecia. Good luck finding someone who doesn’t AND had thick hair naturally
>>33887132okay sorry damn
Did you ever notice how mosquito repellent spray actually doubles as excellent perfume/cologne?
>>33887131You lyin but that’s ok
>>33887099https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGNKz1WAiFQ
>>33887151are you okay
>>33887155This looks very erotic and sexual
>>33887137You should listen to Johnny Paycheck’s 15 Beers
>>33887157Well I haven't been bit by a mosquito lately
>>33887148I was fucking a Irish girl that had actual thick hair that I always pulled hard while fucking her in the ass
>>3388714850%? damn, r.i.p those luscious locks
>>33887162Haven't had a bj or sex lately too 100%
Welcome to Bad Bitch Burger, home of the Bad Bitch Burger. May I take your order?
>>33887151yes, i kinda like the smelli used to have some army pants treated with DEET, so nice :D
>>33887152I need more facewash
>>33887155i wasnt allowed near knives until i was 18, i genuinely had no idea...
>>33887008Nta but what do you call it in America then>>33887090Hot
>>33887166I-I’d like a, ah, I’d like the, um, Cuck Chair Sandwich, p-please
>>33887165True, I haven't gotten jerked off or sucked off since this Summer. I'm overdue for more action.
>>33887138omegalul, you're so right fellow 90's kid. Ugh, I feel so old talking about the 90's, weren't they the best? What's your favorite part about the 90's?For me it's my gameboy color, I mean, that thing basically made my childhood dude and Pokemon red has GOT to be my FAVORITE game of ALL TIME. (definitely not because I want to fuck Misty hehe)Get it, because she's so HOT. I want to PUT MY DICK INSIDE OF MISTY FROM POKEMON.Kids these days are just so oblivious to how bad their memes are. I mean do they even know about the Roflcopter? Pffff.Anyway I'll head out and listen to Electric Light Orchestra now (remember that, good times man)
>>33887166Yeah can I get uhhhhhhBig booty black gf, flame grilled
I want a moid to babysit
>>33887166could i have the bad bitch burger, with pussy sauce on the side
>>33887151No wtf>>33887161What's it abt>>33887166Can I get a bad bitch milkshake with some fries pls
Hello friends! Happy November ! Are we abstaining this special NNN?
>>33887174Well since you've put mosquito spray you can't expect them to suck you off
>>33887170I mean, "clubbing" isn't really popular with straight men in America.
>>33886832>Femanons, how do you cope with the fact that we usually look down on you? Do you have revolution fantasies about dominating us?They cope via orgasms from tall men
I wish I was cute instead of being an ugly man
>>33887169I remember spending a long time away from school because I'd been Baker Acted and was in a residential mental institution for a year. Then when I returned to school all of my old friends avoided me because they saw the cuts all over my arms and because I was very open about where I'd been, being given free Benzos every week in grippy sock jail.
>>33887182No fuck that, I'm hungover and horny, will fap in a bit>>33887178What would you do with himMoids are pretty annoying you know
>>33887175Yikes your practically 50
>>33887168What do you use?>>33887178:| do we have to call it that
>>33887178why would you want that
>>33887138>>33887077>waaaa all zoomers know is brainrot and beating dead horsesmeanwhile millennials:
>>33886865Fuck your bf/gf?
>>33887192>will fap in a bitWhy do you deny your body and soul of proper growth?
>>33887183I only spray my armpits and neck, dude, not my cock and balls.
>>33887184>"clubbing" isn't really popular with straight men in AmericaReally? Here everyone goes clubbingI mean raves are better but yeah lol. The club is a good place to meet gals
Foid who fucked 6 different guys this week ama
>>33887135>I make up for my lack of social skills by hanging around autistic transgender experimental and noise music producersI don't think you're lacking anything, except confidence
>>33887161This is banging.>>33887180It's about drinking fifteen beers.
>>33887184Clubbing is popular. It’s literally the regular weekend event of your average 20s man.
>>33887178Be careful what you wish for.
>>33887196One of KC Green’s actual sketches for his comics is hanging in my mom’s house rn and I’m going to demand I get it after she dies
>>33887178I only need sitting on my face
>>33887198How will NNN help that?All it will make me do is think with my dick more lol>>33887203>drinking fifteen beersThis is one of my favourite past timesBefore the date I fucked up I only had like a 4 pack but I chugged them pretty quick
What should I schlick to
>>33887166I want a thotie cheese burger
>>33887201good numbers
Men,Why aren't you approaching women anymore?Clubs and bars are closing all around the country and women constantly complain about men not approaching them and are left sexually frustrated.I think it's about high time you stopped being such a downer and went out to talk to women.
>>33887213Me
>>33887207why dont women just not do those frivolous thingsadults dont need gifts (neither do children IMO)
>>33887201How many were black?
>>33887213Me.I’m 6’4. 200 pounds of muscle. 8.5 inch cock when erect. A firm fat ass. Have a tongue that can stick out longer than my pointer finger.
>>33887201Wait really?Rank them lol
>>33887217Because I’m not interested in dating or sex
>>33887201Was there one sexual partner you enjoyed more than the others? What makes a good sexual partner in your view versus a subpar one? Do you think it's possible for a man to achieve a similar body count in a similar timeframe or are we playing on hard mode compared to women?
>>33887215I was on my sixth today. Since I'm a Jewish girl I rest on the sabbath
>>33887178were all adults here so whats the pointyoud just watch some dude laze around and play videogames
>>33887219Dunno
>>33887178I volunteer.
>>33887217sorry foid-chan my will is gone I am just a passenger in this world
>>33887188I wish I was my fluffy fursona
>>33887194>What do you use?Some Korean brand
>>33887201MNice, my record's 11 girls, but I kind of cheated since I had an orgy that week.
>>33887217I don't want to be seen as a creep or weirdo for approaching a woman who doesn't want to be approached.
>>33887213Me>>33887217Last time I went clubbing a MILF approached meMy ex also approached me at a barYou snooze you lose
>>33887213this nigga
>>33887217I get tired, depressed, and low energy really easily around crowds and social situations (clubs, parties, etc.) and alcohol doesn't help, it just makes me even more depressed and sleepy.
>>33887217Zoomie men are unironically AFRAID of women.
>>33887217there are no clubs or bars within 30 miles of mei also have no friendsthere is literally nowhere to go and nothing to do
>>33887217Because dating isn’t worth the effort. I know I’m not gonna find the women of dreams to die old with, and I don’t care enough about hooking up to go out. Maybe when I have a solid hold of my career and finances I’ll go but I’m done with being an upstart or a broke dude spending time searching for woman.I have hobbies to keep me busy.
>>33887201Youre disgusting >>33887233You too
>>33887233Gross
>>33887236H'es listening to Drunk in Love
Why am I not the woman of your dreams.
>>33887236why is christopher waltz doing that
>>33887228i mean if a man isnt willing to maintain a relationship then why should the wife bother to do it for himdoes this even actually happen? seems fake especially with the swinger thing added in there
>>33886707just looking nice doesn't come close to the intimacy you have with someone you love
Men, when was the last time you were complimented by a woman who wasn’t your mother/grandma/family member ?
>>33887247Because you're a man
>>33887043Not yet lol. How do I bring it up. I'm not going to see her this week at work
>>33887247You're not>her
>>33887233M, I also kind of wonder where to put group sex or paid/transactional sex experiences in my body count. Like if I pay for a group blindfolded sodomy event where I and a group of other dudes and women with strap-ons take turns fucking blindfolded partners of both sexes up the ass (something I've done before), does it count as much as having sex on a date? Or times when I was really down bad when backpacking in Europe and decided I wanted to pay someone to jack me off at the nearest place where you could do that? Something about these experiences feels less "real" than having sex with a friend or someone you're dating, but that could just be societal stigma talking, you know?
>>33887232Anon really is a hot girl, I see. What’s it got in it? Any good smellsI just use an apricot and walnut face scrub and soap
>>33887247because you are a post on atoga and not in front of me right now
>>33887253This morning actually. A barista liked my tie.
>>33887253I have a female coworker who compliments me a lot because we have the same grievances with the company.
Why aren't women capable of being good people?
>>33887247Spot’s already been taken, I think. Not sure yet
>>33887231I'm not a furry (no offense) I just wish looking at myself in the mirror didn't make me want to slash my face with a razor blade
>>33887253m269th grade. hallway. girl said she liked my hair. dont remember my response. never saw her again
>>33887220Didn't fuck any blacks >>33887222Monday was a short guy 5'1 he had a huge dick though 8" not thick enough for a good orgasm though 6/10Tuesday was a balding guy he was really into kissing and foreplay 5/10Wednesday was a guy from mainland japan so he had a smaller then avg dick knew how to get me to cum though so 9/10 Thursday was just a young guy who was very inexperienced it was shit he had a smaller then avg dick 1/10Friday was fat guy who I couldn't even find his dick to do a BJ on he ended up just using a toy to try and make me cum 3/10Saturday was a guy from America he was In town on business married but he was the second best of the week had 9" and was thick had around four vaginal orgasms 10/10
>>33887247Maybe you are
>>33887247you are not, and will never be ~her~
Can a silly foid handle all my baggage?
>>33887269This is a pretty intense larp, jeetlord
>>33887265Some are, not all. Because they're manipulative, bipolar, cunts that are mean bitches
>>33887267You know that would make it way worse, right?
>>33887213K actual answer, slick to some good erotica >>33887247Bc I haven't met you yet uwu>>33887253Last night my hot fren told me I smelled really good and was funny>>33887269Wow wasn't expecting this hahaWhat was the motive
If you have a bigger penis than me, you are microphobic. You are my oppressor and you owe me reparations.
>>33887260I got it because it's low pH and it has mung bean in it be fragrance is usually bad for skin especially on mine is sensitive You use St. Ives...
>>33887272who
>>33887225It was really easy since I approached each guy. And they agreed to fuck. I really liked the married guy and would have sex with him againInexperience and a small dick makes it a shit experience
>>33887228>swingers party>the sea goes WOKE...was this made by a femchud?
>>338872532 years ago roughly a woman said "Nice sunglasses"
>>33887272Who is that
Does anyone believe men actually prefer Sidney Sweeney over the danish Miss universe and that’s not just men being contrarians? I have had many men tell me Thai LadyBoys look better than women and that all their makeup, implants and extensions make them more feminine than western women who wear pijamas outside. The danish miss universe is closer to a ladyboy than Sidney Sweeney
>>33887275I'm a Jewish woman not a Indian and I'm on the whiter side
>>33887259>Something about these experiences feels less "real" than having sex with a friend or someone you're dating, but that could just be societal stigma talking, you know?I think it's just a social stigma. Before, I didn't count hookups, sex parties, or prostitutes, I only told people the number of relatively long relationships I'd had, which was three. And in the end, I cheated so much that we broke up, and I realized I didn't want to commit. But now I just say it's a few hundred, it's not like I keep count anyway.
What does it feel like to be sat on by a full grown man?
>>33887296Whatever you say, entjeet
>>33887288...Maybe
MenWhat is the last compliment you gave to a woman?
>>33887295you need to "touch grass" as the yungins say now-a-days
>>33887295I think you need to go outside and stop obsessing over this bullshit.
>>33887272who is she?
>>33887295would do both but I don't like how they look
>>33887285Ah, cool. I do. Am I disqualified for my choice in face goop
>>33887268>9th gradeWhat the fuck ?>>33887263Why haven’t sexless men figured out the co-worker hack? Seriously, sleeping with a co-worker is the easiest path to love/sex these days.
>>33887303Complimenting a really sick Pyramid Head costume
>>33887303I don't give compliment to women, for their sake.
>>33887303i dont think ive ever complimented a womani dont want her to think im just trying to flatter her to get in her pants
>>33887301Based. Link?
>>33887301Am I right wing if I'm "pro white" and think that generally people should avoid sexual promiscuity, that's really the only right wing opinions I have
>>33887303i wanna hear that cause there is no way only i get very weird compliments
>>33887283I am listening and learning.
>>33887312Why wouldn't you follow up with can you rape me now? If I was in a pyramid costume I would of had sex as that's all cons are for anyway
>>33887317yes
>>33887310All my female coworkers are either married or engaged.
>>33887321Because I’m not a weird autist
Is it worth it to post a missed connection somewhere?
>>33887303>Nice honkers baby. AWOOOOOGA.>Why don't you give me and my boys a little spin, huh?>Open up that pretty mouth of yours honey.>Oh, yeah that looks nice.>God, that ASS has got me all messed up sweetheart, why don't you do me a favor and stick it out a bit, huh?
>>33887310yeah. i fell into a depression in high school and nobody interacted with me at all. trade school where i didnt talk to anyone and there were no girls there. now ive been working in a trade where there are also no women
>>33887303I was really drunk at a party last night and I said a woman had really nice boobs and she just laughed.
>>33887317Sensible people tend to be right wing nowadays
>>33887303"Dinner was good, mom."
Men with low n-count or virginity, if women approached you, would you become a manwhore ?
men, be honest, would you want to get complimented more often if >>33887327 were the kind of compliments you'd receive?
>>33887303>h-hey [coworker name], are those your new glasses? they look good hahanow i know why i never compliment women. shit was so uncomfortable. i dont know how people do it, its so unnatural
>>33887322Okay, but I don't particularly beleive in gender roles and I'm not really against homosexuality as a concept >>33887330If I talk politics off /pol/ I'll be in trouble
>>33887303I told a woman her eyes were pretty about two weeks ago.
>>33887303>It was a good night
>>33887325I guess you'll never get laid
>>33887303"Not bad for a dirty street whore, still can't believe you let me do that" "Heh, why don't you have $10 extra, buy yourself something nice"
>>33887332I absolutely would, to get it out of my system and also so I can have sex with lots of (presumably) good looking women.
>>33887253Idk depends by what you mean as a compliment. Like on my appearence? My outfit?I don't think i ever got complimented on my appearance by a straight woman my age.A fat lesbian genXer once mentioned I have beautiful genes. But idk how serious she was about that.
Femanons, are you a cuckquean?
>>33887333i want to die more than anything elseanyways no.
>>33887333Yes
>>33887339I have lol, piss off entjeet
>>33887332Probably until I get bored
>>33887332If I had a genuine connection and friendship with all the women I slept with, sure.
>>33887303Hugh, I just realized I don’t really go out my way to talk to women. I guess that’s because of the same reason I approach them, which is >you can’t feel the pain of rejection if you never ask them out But the last time I compliment a woman was when my sister brought her friend over. Told her she has a nice outfit.
>>33887332I'd like to think I wouldn't but I can't say for sureOne time I rejected a woman who wanted to fuck me in a dream if that counts lol
>>33887335That's fine
>>33887332i dont know how i would act. how could anyone? id probably just be deeply uncomfortable and reject them. or maybe i would become a manwhore idk. maybe one day a woman would cold approach me like that and id know
>>33887303M, last night, complimented my friend's outfit
>>33887333Yes.
>>33887332No, haven’t before and don’t see myself doing it in the future. Sex is very emotional and special to me, sharing it with randoms for the sake of slapping genitals together is so fucking cheap
>>33887331Very sweet
>>33887344I asked for that guy left so I went and got a guy actually into that and we do that weekly with different girls
You just know every man saying they think Sweeney is more attractive than picrel is lying and I can’t get over the fact men will lie to our face like that
>>33887333If those are coming from women I wouldn't mind
>>33887333I would probably enjoy for a week at most then hate it
hello moids im rooting for dodgers.they are currently losing. can they still win?
>>33887350>>33887353>>33887342Cool, but one follow up question: do you insult, hate, or refuse to date female whores? Because that means you are hypocritical, morally.
>>33887279yes but I get the urge to do that every time
>>33887367Sweeney is more attractive.
>>33887333Yes, most men enjoy being sexualized. You would have to genuinely be a complete ugly hag if a man got uncomfortable from you catcalling him.
>>33887364how is sex emotional and special to you if you have never had it
>>33887364It's literally just fucking. Not special not anything.
>>33887332M, probably not because I occasionally get approached and am still too autistic to seal the deal
>>33887373No one cares>>>/sp/
>>33887374I'm the last anon you quoted. Honestly that would depend on a number of different factors.
Women, do you own some kind of tiara?
>>33887367Sweeney apologist are being mind controlled
>>33887367picrel is kinda plasticy and fake lookingsweeny is also mid
>>33887379I have had sex>>33887380That’s your opinion
>>33887333No, of course not. I’ve been hit on by gay men who were about this subtle and can’t say I appreciated it.
>>33887367I dont care about either but at least Sweeny doesn't have this much filler, veneers, and a nose job (that I know of)
>>33887315Just google it
>>33887366Do you enjoy being degraded and humiliated too or is it just a wanting to see your man happy type of thing?
>>33887373Down by one in the top of the sixth isn't too bad. I will root for them too, just for you.
>>33887373Yeah, only two runs aways very plausible in baseball
>>33887390And my opinion is correct
>>33887374No, I don't think I would mind. I also don't care if I am being hypocrite
>>33887384Yes
>>33887393She doesn’t have plastic surgery. She is just so pretty you think she some job done kek
>>33887384i used to have one when i was 8, i lost it and everytime i remember that fact i get awfully sad about it
>>33887360I feel like this is because politics are more nuanced than "left wing vs right wing" and the definition of "right wing" is broader than the definition of left wing, so me being an ethnonat makes me right wing automatically
>>33887398No it’s not. Why do hedonists get personally offended when someone disagrees with them?
>>33887393>>33887367I'd care more about Sidney Sweeney if she was Sidney Sweeney Todd and murdered men in revenge under the pretext of a sketchy small business enterprise.
>>33887367Nah as a guy I agree this woman is much more attractive than Sweeney, to me personally anyways
>>33887401lol cute
>>33887395I just like having sex with different girls and the guy I'm with
>>33887374I refuse to date women who sleep with men on a whim, without prior vetting or without any sort of connection. Just hollow one time sex.Also you're not going to like me saying this, but you're comparing apples to oranges. Men and women are just plain different. Getting laid as a man is not really the same as getting laid as a woman. Just picture in your head a guy who is known to sleep around a lot and a woman who is known to sleep around a lot and compare the two mental images with one another.
>>33887402"looking like she had plastic surgery" and "pretty" are not related at all
>>33887394She's cute.
>>33887404The 4chan definition of right wing is also much nuttier and more extreme than opinions that real people outside of the extremely-online actually have.
>>33886832by not giving a fuck because it currently does not concern me
>>33887400>i don’t care if hypocrite Holy based. That’s one thing I hate about dating discussion on the internet. >you can’t be a hypocrite! You can’t fuck a bunch of hot men then marry a non-fuckboy nice guy! You can’t because it’s. Evil!It’s so stupid.
>>33887407I KNEW IT. Men just decided to be contrarians en mass to troll women
>>33887384I think I still have some plastic dress up thing from Princess and the Frog.YESIMBLACKSHUTUP
>>33887384as a child
>>33887414I feel people are too attached to labels
>>33887384A Wonder Woman one.
>>33887417NTA but that’s a recipe for disaster down the road
I miss her so fucking much it's crazy. I literally cannot go an hour without imagining myself holding her close and throughout the day I still find myself genuinely looking forward to going home and hearing her laugh again.No other woman will ever even come close. She was it.It hurts so bad, you wouldn't get it.
>>33887423Why?
>>33887367they are both ugly
>>33887404I think it's the result of terminal internet poisoning seeping into politics. Left wingers self segregate into highly moderated spaces that encourage hive minds. Right wingers scatter to the wind and end up on niche forums for occultist neonazis.
>>33887367MShe looks like a drag queen
>>33887424Just jack off
Need filipina gf to make me food and ride my cock immediately after I'm done eating
Everyone talking about Sweeney but I know who the real hot girl from Euphoria is.
>>33887430And how is that unattractive? Men think thai ladyboys look good and don’t you dare tell me you don’t
>>33887367I wonder how tall this woman is...>over 6' in heelsFuck that's hot...>>33887418I think we just have better taste jk>>33887433Damn she white as a ghost
>>33887433The latina is hotter than both
>>33887425The type of man who wouldn’t be insecure about the mismatch in sexual history is very, very rare, and really only reserved for the highest moral fibre of woman, which you probably aren’t. The most realistic paths I see for your plan is A) seething basedchud who’ll kill you in 20 years or B) genuine cuckold. You should probably stick to fuckboys
>>33887433Truth is Women look hotter when they're taller.the proportions are just better when their legs are longer.Sad that that only happens when she's born tall, or transitioned from a man.
>>33887433Is that a bruise in her cleavage?
>>33887424How long has it been anon? Sorry for your loss
>>33887384Yea, some costume jewelry I bought.
>>33887434I never found those model types attractive
>>33887424get over it pussy
HOLD ONMen is this true? >>33887438
>>33887439She likes it rough.
>>33887437But the guy doesn’t ask about my sexual history, that’s the thing. I can just tell his sexual history from how he talks and the life he lived.
>>33887303MCalled her hot. And before that, cute, sincere and kind
>>33887360>stupid people have more diversity of thoughtFtfy
>>33887433>girl>>33887435>she>>33887439>herPlease kys
>>33887444No, small girls are hotter
>>33887444Um... I like tall girls and all but they tend to have really elongated faces and necks.
>>33887444Short women look like gnomes.
>>33887444I like short girls.
>>33887344No. I'm just sex positive.
>>33887402I can see the filler in her lips and she's photoshopped to hell
>>33887444Tall women are>better athletes>better girlbosses>better statuesJust better all over.
>>33887455The question is which one is hotter
>>33887446That type of man is, again, extremely rare. Also, that’s weird, you sound really judgmental, so you’re probably not going to attract a man who’s got good moral qualities. So you can lie, sure, but that’s how women get killed 20 years into the marriage.
>>33887429Yeah, that's why I feel unsure if I'm truly right wing when I want to be around my own people and want what's best for them and don't like promiscuity
God I want to rejuvenate and physically turn back the age of older women with just the sheer virility of our baby making sex and then breed her all night.I am owed this. The cosmic scale of justice will forever be slanted until I receive the opportunity to do that.
>>33887439She's pale as fuck. Just touching your skin will do that.
>>33887444i agree with him but i kinda have a kink for tall women>>33887453i find those proportions attractiveits very majesticlong necks uuunnf
>>33887299I think it would feel good to have him in my lap.
>>33887424Tfw no man has ever felt this about me
I’m short :(((
>>33887444Yeah?Why do you think women look better when they wear heels? It extends their legs and makes their proportions look better.
Okay I know this isn’t a relationship advice thread but M.So I took the advice to make more women friends a year ago and I’ve got them! But it feels like it’s done nothing for me dating wise. The first thing is that it feels like women friends operate different with male friends, at least the ones I know. Male friends are always inviting me to hang out or go out, female friends not even close to as much.Most of these women friends are from groups that I joined. But yea, I’m not sure if I should be asking them to be an add on in women adventures? Because most of my women friends have majority women mingle groups outside of the actual group, so I think I’d look like an add on if I tried to join in. I’m not sure if I did something wrong.
>>33887469Hot if female.
>>33887467no woman has ever felt that way about any man, ever
>>33887469M or F? If F, good + how short
>>33887459And I answered that question.
I really wanna eat pussytrr2n
>>33887469Hallo shortstackNothing wrong with being shortShort girls can still be hot af
>>33887396thx :)its 2-4 now though and I am getting worried :(
Men used to prefer short girls in the past. Now they hate us
>>33887471Doesn't it just stick their ass out?
IMO Face >T&A/everything else.Good faces are uncommon and great faces are rare. Head shape, feature placement, nose and eyes are wildcards that don't really matter much and are extra credit.Sydney Sweeney had something with her eye distance which gives lizard person vibes, idkTake a gander at all those obese models or like those fat bitches on /gif/- most of them still have good faces and aren't moonfaces.
>>33887373Where are the Jonas Brothers when you need them??
>>33887485taller than average but still shorter than him has always been the idealshort stacks are basically just fetishes
>>33887485You want attention so bad and I am happy to give it you. Short women are easier to carry around and more fun
do women REALLY like big dicks?Huh, I guess cat's out of the bag now.
>>33887485If you are short and pretty I will put babies in you.
NEED.
>>33887485Short chubby is top tier
>>33887485Short women are fine, just a slight pain to kiss them the shorter they are. Also hilting issue>Dating woman 8" shorter
>>33887471hard disagreemakes their tits look smalleralso ruins their posture and feetwomen should be permanently barefoot XD
>>33887373Since when did Toronto get a good baseball team?
>>33887487Yeah, and they also elongate the legs, highlight the calf muscle, also makes the silhouette slimmer
>>33887480>pussytrr2nYou okay buddy? >>33887472Wouldn't hurt to invite them to things or suggest plans also if they're more passive>>33887444I mean it's apples and oranges really, but yes tall women with long legs are sexyy
Men, what did I miss this thread?Recap?
>>33887495Basically that, yes
>>33887485You're being such a bitch. You're doing that thing again where you ignore all the positive responses and you only fixate on the negative responses. I hate it when you do that.
>>33887495she could lose about 30 pounds
>>33887495GYAT DAYUM
Tall women look like men :)))
>>33887495I don’t trust her. She looks like she’ll end up fat in 10 years.
>>33887505She’s just being a brat. Nothing wrong with that
>>33887495Stop doxxing Scalebreaker.
>>33887511If rule breaker looks like that I’m her new simp
>>33887502We were all discussing how (You)r favorite e-celeb is now a believer (and short, but you already knew that)
>>33887505Someone said we look like gnomes. I remember a time where men loved short women
>>33887474I felt this way about a man
>>33887495How many men?
>>33887495*vomits*
>>33887495Kind of at a point where I'd date someone like this
Bratty short gf hnng
>>33887514You ignore all the posters saying they love short women because you want to be a basic little bitch.
>>33887508grow up
>>33887508Fug off, tranny chaser
>>33887509she already is fat RIGHT NOW
>>33887472Please can I get some advice.
If you’re a short woman just know you got no chance with a dutch man ever. They are all incredibly tall and they only date tall women
>>33887515i envy you. ive never felt that way.
>>33887502whores being whores. Incels being incels. Larpers being larpers.All of them obnoxious. But not nearly as obnoxious as namefags, so now is my cue to leave this thread.Been fun talking to everyone.
>>33887530About a man ?
>>33887514Lol gnomes are cute thoSeriously height is not important, I've gone out with girls from like 4'11 to almost 6'
Femanons would you date a guy who sent pictures of his tiny erection to someone he thought was a 12 year old girl?
Is leg lengthening surgery necessary it if you wanna be part of the 1% most attractive women?
>>33887533about anyone
>>33887344That shit never happens, cuckshit is nearly-entirely male.
>>33887537Do you want to
>>33887536Just wear heels.
>>33887540yes of course thats why im envious
>>33887505Wtf Im not her. I'm not short I don't associate with midgets
Why is it more mountainous area always has midgets living there. Alberta is the fucking worst for short pepole
Women shouldn't be allowed to exist.
>>33887487No it makes their legs look better too, more athletic
Men who care about the private past of a woman’s sex life, will you ask about it? And if she says “ I don’t want to talk about it” or gives some general ambiguous answer, what will you do?
>>33887545Weird self dox, see you in 5-9 hours
>>33887550kill myself then her
>>33887543It's just painful you're not missing out
>>33884503This version of Velma (WNSD) is a 4'11 90lb nerdy fucktoy. I love her
>>33887550It's coming up in the talking phase.If she doesn't want to answer, I'm not going to push, I'm just pulling out.
How to get qt asian girl like this?
>>33887550rape her
Would it be hard to find a gf thst hugs me and touches me all the time?
>>33887557be a white man living in western europe.
>>33887556What would be a “pass” answer for you if she was honest about it?
>>33887554you dont know thati know people who love eachother and they do greatmy parents too just because it doesnt work for you doesnt mean everyone on earth is better off alone
>>33887557Go to asia?
>>33887535A lot of the tcap predators piss me off, they sob and say all these things that make you almost pity them, then you look them up on the tcap wiki and they've been caught numerous more times since their tcap appearance
>>33887557I don’t know, be a white or eastAsian guy. I’m a brown dude who went to majority Asian schools and I never was able to get with an Asian girl once .
>>33887563>i know people who love eachother and they do greatI've never experienced thatI was just talking about the pain of longing. Idk anything about true reciprocated love
>>33887567the pain of longing is better than feeling nothing at all, forever
I am longing and yearning like crazy lately
>>33887572Truuue
>>33887572You'll feel something
>>33887562No one night stands, no wild phases, no threesomes or anything above ever.Judging from experience, most women remember their last ex, and the one before that, and very vaguely the one before that, most women I dated had at least 2 exes before.Just getting to know each other, how their last relationship ended, and what they're looking for type stuff.
>>33887573Weirdly enough, I am not, I’m at peace
How do you grow resilient to dating rejection? I don’t get how some dudes just brush it off so easily.
>>33887565The only good thing about pedophiles is that they're usually really stupid.
Tall women do look like men though since being tall is a masculine feature
>>33887577I was for a while too but a crush is kicking my ass right now
>>33887573Why
>>33887513Y tho
>>33887579Just be misogynistic.but hide it from them, talk shit with the bros.
>>33887373It's down by 1 now.
>>33887582I was in your shoes for most of last year and this one. Kinda glad to be at peace, but I miss fucking a chubby short stack with huge tits
Why do some people choose to be monocucks in this day and age? Why not just sleep with everyone?
>>33887583Talked to cute girl and my brain turned into soup
Seriously what the FUCK is the point of crushed. I asked out the girl I’ve had an eye for 6 months at a Halloween party yesterday and she said she had a boyfriend. 6 months of having oneitis for this girl and it did nothing. And it hits like a brick because I’m just left wondering “why do I always get so focused on these crushes”
>>33887591Some people value their bodies more than just a piece of meat, but I’d fuck you in the ass if you’d shut up
It's that time of the month when cocks start to look real fuckin' good...
>>33887581I wish every woman was 4'9 100lbs with big boobs and every man was 6'8 280lbs of muscle with 10 inch cocks. I think most everyone would be happier
>>33887581grow up
>>33887593How did you not figure out in 6 months that she has a boyfriend?
>>33887589Happy for you, but don’t feel bad for me. I’m having fun
>>33887596Even fat and blading cocks
>>33887591Because it’s not that easy? I’m autistic, I suck at approaching new women, and I’m not social enough to be approached by women even if I was good looking. Every girlfriend I’ve had approached me first or was a friend turned lover. But I don’t struggle to get relationships if I befriend a woman first.
>>33887580I guess at least they get caught
If it’s true about guys that having big hands translates to having a big penis, do girls with big hands have a big labia?
>>33887593>6 months of having oneitis for this girl and it did nothingI mean that's your own fault for waiting 6 months lolSorry she rejected you tho>>33887591>Why not just sleep with everyone?Bc sleeping in my own bed alone is more comfortable
Women,Would you rather your bf masturbate everyday without porn ever or 3 times a week with porn?
I want tinned fish so badly right now
>>33887601Cocks should be fat and bald.
>>33887604I don't think so
>>33887593I never care about their boyfriends, especially at a party lol. Just fuck her. If she comes to a party without her boyfriend in a cute outfit, she wants to get fucked.
>>33887607Former
>>33887560>>33887564>>33887566I just posted this as a test to see if anyone noticed she's trans.
>>33887604My hands are average sized and my dick is small. So no.
>>33887607Everyday without porn
>>33887604My hands are very wide but short and my cock is very fate and barely 6 inches. I don't think it correlates but I'm not helping the case
>>33887610I wish my cock was fat.
>>33887605> mean that's your own fault for waiting 6 months lol Sorry she rejected you thoThanks and true. But I thought that was good? Getting to know a woman as a person first before shooting your shot instead of just going “hey, you’re hot, I want to date you and get to know you”. There has to be a line between basically cold approaching and taking your time and feeling the vibes. But I read the vibes wrong because I thought she was into me.
crazy how every woman that isn't white universally and unanimously prefers white guys.But white women will come up with a million excuses as to why they don't...only to date white guys behind closed doors anyway.What causes this?
>>33887614Who cares
>>33887607The latter. When men masturbate without porn they look at their colleagues' selfies or fantasize about their sister or some sick shit
What would the copes be if someone with "small dick energy" or "small dick opinions" actually showed his dick and it turned out to be big?
>>33887592You poor soupy man
>>33887621White women tend to be virtual signaling progressives, and what comes with that is hating whiteness enough to appear holy
>>33887614I'll be real with you lil bro, I didn't even open the webm.
>>33887624Or their girlfriends Meds
>>33887625The same thing women tell misogynistic chads when they find out he’s misogynistic > no women will date you when they find out your values
>>33887595Impossible. I like to moan when being fucked. Also, I'm dom even when I'm bottom, so more likely I would fuck you with my bussy
>>33887620>instead of just going “hey, you’re hot, I want to date you and get to know you”.I mean this is better than waiting 6 months>>33887621Feelz good to be whiteThis Indian girl in the apartment above mine would make me dinner sometimes and let me sleep over
W of /atoga/ I curse ye with a slightly longer luteal phase than normal
>down 1 in the bottom of the 8thIt's not over, but it's not looking good. Sorry femanon.
>>33887629I don't believe that. Even men who are allowed sex AND porn still get caught cranking it to friends and family on Instagram
If you got a year's salary out of nowhere. What would you do with it?
>>33887632Stupid sexy fag
>>33887607I'd fuck him everyday without porn.He will eventually learn to calm down after I condition him like a leather jacket.
>>33887634Fuck you fuck you fuck you
>>33887634MI learned what the luteal phase was from a woman posting about it itt the other day lol
>>33887631Lmao true>> no women will date you when they find out your values>says after getting pumped and dumped
Next thread>>33887637>>33887637>>33887637
>>33887550I agree with the other anon. If she's not willing to talk about it before we're officially a couple it's a really big red flag. And if she's slept around a bunch or done really slutty things like have threesomes or done OF or something, I'm out.
by allowing a woman to control me and be the dominant one in the relationship she's actually surrendering control to me, she's doing exactly what I want without even realizing it, she's actually submitting to my will
>>33887639Buy a house
>>33887604girls with big hands give better handjobs
>>33887639buy property and establish a means to defend said property
>>33887626I enjoy it because I’m nuts
>>33887624True, when I was young and not always had an access to porn, I masturbated to my classmates. Even tributed to one.
>>33887639Quit my shitty job and live off it for as long as I could
>>33887621anglo-american-centrismbongs colonized half the world, and america colonized the rest (culturally)your espeaking English right now
>>33887639Alcohol, drugs, prostitutes, orgies and nintendo switch 2.
>>33887639I'd save it for a down payment and start looking for a house.
>>33887444No, not necessarily. There are many reasons why men might like a woman, simply because men have a tendency to like women naturally. Cute attractive traits to men may be relatively short height, thinner or thicker body depending on the person, short hair, rounder face, smaller boobs, bigger eyes, defined eye lashes, well painted nails, skirts and other cute clothing, kindness, generous, empathetic, and so on. Model-esque attractive traits to men may be taller height, thinner body, stronger jaw or cheeks, longer hair, thinner eyes, small or bigger boobs. Sexy traits can be any of the above depending on the guy, along with boob, legs/thighs, skin showing, skin tight clothing, likes banter, coy, fun, and so on. There's legit too many things to list
>>33887655Nuts and soup. yum
>>33887639MI’d do a lot of traveling.
>>33887639Fix all my problems.
>>33887373HOLY SHIT IT"S TIED
>>33887373>>33887588>>33887499>>33887397>>33887396Kill yourselves
>>33885497She looks like she has FASD. Miss when actresses were hot like Hepburn. >>33885262I’m a femcel I cannot help but love Hetalia.
>>33887723You enjoy it too huh
>>33887513Also watch the highlight reel and why does the female keep handing them spiritual condoms when the boys are trying to feel ghost pussy?Warding the spirits away and then trying to talk to them is essentially cucking them both.>emf reader spiked when girl leftThey were reverse trolling her because she cucked all of the ghosts.
>>33886722F, 2. If not shaving legs count then 1.
>>33886914You're sweet, I'd melt into a puddle..
>>33887074Get your metabolism back up. If you keep doing that shit your body thinks there's a famine and so it should store as much fat as possible.
>>33887253I think a couple years.
This nigga drunk
>>33885465That wasn't my intent...>>33885479I didn't feel like making another one.
>>33884503I sometimes catch a Guy coworker catching glances and looking away when I catch him. The last few times though he will straight up stare, then when I catch him he will hold eye contact for like a second, then jerk his head away so obviously. Then look back and laughWhat does he mean by this?
Alright, who got the thread nuked?
lol jannies mad af
lol
the fuuuuuuuuuuuuck.. how am i supposed to find that damn haiku in the other thread now
>>33889407use the archive? the fuck is wrong with your brain?
>>33889404Probably E N T J repeatedly resetting his IP and throwing around the word "dox" got the mods antsy.
GenderHow's your day going?
>>33889423No.
What happened to the other thread?
Why is jizz so hard to clean
>>33889429keep it to yourself freak
>>33889429Dunno. Presumably because chemistry and hydrophobic properties or something. You should get into studying biochemistry so that you can answer this question.
>>33889429I don't care anymore, my blanket already looks like a cumrag.
>>33889380>in an endearing way? :)Of course. The fussiness is cute
Are you now or have you ever been a feet feetishist?
>>33889445no
>>33889429i know right? its like lacquer once it dries, you need a solvent like xylene or something to get that shit off of hard surfaces
The full moon is so pretty when I look at it through my window. I want to have sex on the moon, just imagining our bodily fluids floating away into infinite space because of the low gravity makes me hard.
>>33889445i like legs, which feet are a part of, but not feet specifically.
>>33889436>I don't care anymore https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLpfbcXTeo8
>>33889448ew
I like looking at the moon, it's so pretty :)
>>33889445fuck no
>>33889445I like feet. But I'm not a fetishist.
>>33889446I wish I had a white cuckquean gf that wants to watch me fuck women of color
>>33889461bestiality is not cute
>>33889445MI'm not a foot fetishist but I get it. I kinda like feet
>>33889452Do you ever imagine she is a beautiful celestial woman smiling down and watching over you?
I hate to love you
>>33889462Yeah, interracial isn't cute, its hot
>>33887593All girls have a bf.Her telling you "I have a bf" = "You're uglier than my bf"
>>33889475I unironically believe this
Do you ever find it wack how the motion pictures and TV shows think that we live in a world where even outside of war zones there are private detectives, police officers, security guards, gang members, and criminals running around and shooting each other to death all the time? But in real life most cops, soldiers, bail agents, correctional officers you speak to have never fired a shot. And it's the same in historical action dramas where they make you think everyone was some kind of sword-slinging knight or samurai or pirate who fought to the death against bandits on a daily basis. But they were mostly probably just doing boring shit.It's kind of wack to think that for most people in violent professions or even in dangerous surroundings their world was a lot less violent than we think it was. Do you ever take the time to think about that? Like even when I go to a corner bodega in the ghetto sure it's run down, but the idea that it's a constant fight for your life free for all of gunshots is pretty exaggerated, you know? Same with historical movies where everyone gets, like, beheaded or assassinated or some shit.
>>33889468https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpNw7jYkbVc
no new thread?
>>33889485Now is the time of sodomy. The old world is getting gangbanged, and the new world is. struggling to fuck.
Anons did you enjoy your extra hour of sleep last night?
>>33889499I woke up at 2 in the morning and didn't get back to sleep until 4. I stumbled to the bathroom terrified that the Hat Man was going to rape me while I peed.
>>33889465no not really, but that's a nice way to look at it now that I think about it actually.I just feel at peace when I look at the moon
>>33889499I've been up all night
>>33889481>But in real life most cops, soldiers, bail agents, correctional officers you speak to have never fired a shot.Right glad I am for this. But this doesn't mean the violence doesn't happen.
Why do I have to pay import taxes for stuff bought from Canada? I thought we were rape buddies who sympathize in our hatred for mommy Britannia?
>>33889502Why would a great big huge rock just hanging in the sky above you make you feel at peace?
>>33889506T-Dog's tariffs are being applied willy-nilly including to friendly countries, instead of to just the bad guys like Russia and China or as punishment to India for trying to win their favor. It's fucking dumb.
>>33889506Because the orange man said so?
>>33889508Because there aren't any men who will harass or molest you living on the moon, duh.
>>33889506What the fuck is a rape buddy?
>>33889513How will the moon save you from the once that live here on earth with you?
>>33889516Colonialism, innit
>>33889506>mommy britannia
>>33889485I baked:>>33889525>>33889525>>33889525
>>33889513No, I'd fly to the moon just to mess with you.
It didnt
>>33889508I don't know but it does :)
