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Women, when do I get to start being sweet to you in a relationship?
>>33898235the only men I give a chance to are the ones who are sweet from the beginning
Where do I meet clingy gf
>>33898237Isn't that simp behavior?
>>33898242But then your legs won't work and it'll be excruciating pain
Male species, in terms of sexual activities, based on your own personality what would you have covered already in a one year relationship?And if you've been in a one year relationship, what did you both do?And if you're both above and have not made a move yet (kissing, sex, oral sex, foreplay, cuddling etc) what are you waiting for?
>>33896342Here's how (You) filter namefags btw
>>33898235Right at the start you goober
>>33898246Not in my eyes. I want an affectionate man in my life. If the guy Im talking to is cold and nonchalant and distant or rude in any way I cut him off. I want a sweet and loving relationship.
>>33898246no it's seeing beyond face, his first impression and character
>>33898247>But then your legs won't work They'll heal after about 2-3 years. >and it'll be excruciating painYes, but I'm willing to suffer for my future wife.
>>33898232M or FDo you prefer left or right?
>>33898253But you can't run or jump or use them and your proportions will be warped
i miss my soulmate
>>33898256Kinda unfair one looks normal the other looks whorish
>>33898252>>33898251>>33898250I thought the "bad boy with a secret heart of gold" was the ultimate fantasy?
>>33898258I'll be loved though.
>>33898264i don’t fucking understand where you get those ideas from but fuck off. I will marry a sweet affectionate loving man from the very start
>>33898264Dude, women are people and people have different tastes, fantasies and preferences.Not to mention that some fantasies are just that. For instance as much as I find these nu-goth looking girls attractive, I'm aware that's just a fantasy and in reality I don't think I'd be emotionally compatible with most of them
>>33898252>>33898251>>33898237>>33898266Don't lead my boy anon astray.The current meta is Shadowdaddy.
>>33898260As do I.
>>33898274did yours die too?
>>33898266Rude.>>33898271Maybe I need to date bi women?
>>33898276Not literally, no.
>>33898252works on girls who have no knowledge of how boy brains and girl brains work. that's the dumbest thing ever. the bad boy-sweet guy cannot be forced, he just exists to be himself.
>>33898278mine did and it pains me every day. They died before I got a chance to say ily back
>>33898264A heart of gold FOR MEEEE as in hes nice to ME
>>33898282That’s really sad, sorry anon. How’d they go?
>>33898281my reply to >>33898264gomenasai
>>33898285cancer
>>33898288That’s fucking awful. I’m sorry for your loss.
>>33898290thank you anon. what happened to yours?
>>33898287sighcan't force a girl out of her delulu world.
>>33898291I had a severe mental breakdown and pushed her away by saying horrible things.
>>33898284Okay, fair.
I don't know what I ate, but I've been gassy these last few days.Even now as I'm typing this post, I can feel the gas travel in my guts.
>>33898235>Women, when do I get to start being sweet to you in a relationship?Go to the romance section of a bookstore, pick out the first one that catches your eye. It'll be well worth the money in educational value.
>>33898300The only gf I had seemingly took all her knowledge and expectations about relationships from romantic novels.Needless to say it was a very traumatic experience that fucked me up for a long time
Femanons, has your real boyfriend/husband ever tried to talk to you like one of your book boyfriends?
>>33898256Left by a mile, I just don't value skinny for the sake of skinny.
>>33898304No, unfortunately
>>33898304Real bf/husbando > book bf
Men, what's a good vasectomy recovery gift?
God damn it, I just want to be kind and vulnerable around a nice girl who I can trust. But I'm too scared of people and am too traumatized from being hurt.
>>33898293at least yours is fixable, yours still lives. All it takes is an apology patience n love. For mine- I can’t wake the dead
>>33898311Straw glasses.
>>33898312Same. I'll just bottle it up instead. That should work.
>>33898309Do you have a favourite?
>>33898256M. right might as well be an ugly tree being compared to the last woman on earth
>>33898310That doesn't really answer my question though?
>>33898313Sadly, it is not fixable, but you are very right. In a sense, I am grateful for that. “Grief is not something we overcome, but we manage it, immutable as it is.”
Is onlyjayus the hottest dude? Or is that indigo white?
>>33898319Sure
femanons, when the world is this shit why are you so invested in keeping romance dead too?
>>33898305>I just don't value skinny for the sake of skinny.Same. Now gym skinny is a different story because she will get a nice butt from it, but the starving skinny from just not eating is gross.
>oh boy I’m so glad I saved up $100k at 25 years old living with my parents instead of going to bars, meeting women, and inviting them over to my own place!God damn I’m so fucking retarded. Is it over?
>>33898323why isnt it fixable anon?
>>33898316Nah that's very unhealthy dude.I've started going to therapy and opening up to close friends, particularly close friends I've made since going to therapy.Makes me yearn for a romantic relationship even more though, now that I'm starting to experience how deep your emotional connection to a person who values and trusts you can really be.
>>33898321What I mean is the husband comes with the package and more, including speech.
>>33898331The things I said made it so. I made sure to hurt her badly enough. I tainted the good memories so nothing would be left but hurt.
>>33897763Are you otherwise a tomboy?
>>33898333Has He ever tried to use the same verbiage as a book bf?
I legit don't think a single woman that is still single in her early 30s wants something serious at all. Going on dates and getting something going is easy but going further than that is impossible
>>33898339Nah I'm single HAHAHAHAHA.But my situationship was super romantic and poetic.
>>33898335did you apologize?
>>33898330it was over before it even begunI had $100k at 26 a decade ago AND I had moved out AND I met women, went to bars, jacked, decorated, confidence, etc.now I have $46 total and contemplate the value of eating one more packet of ramen in 54F temps at 3:30 AM while wading through the absolute shitheap of jeetwork codeit all means nothing.
>>33898330Dude, fucking random sluts isn't the recipe for happiness that our culture told us it is. I've got 30+ bodies and I'm fucking miserable.
>>33898342Poetic how?
>>33898343Yes, but there’s only so many chances a person can get. Especially when the damage is so severe. Contrition is meaningless when I repeat the same mistakes. Being self aware doesn’t fix it, the damage is still done. I have made peace with it. I can only hope she’s in a better place away from me, and I can only control myself.
>>33898325>woman likes bull>bull is whiteWe've found a key difference in male vs female sexual fantasies
>>33898345>I've got 30+ bodiesEwww I would never touch you even with a broomstick
>>33898342Oh, is he the guy with the wife?
>>33898347You are too harsh on yourself and you underestimate what love really is. If she’s got a good heart she will recognize your apology. I would persist anon. Not worth losing someone you recognize as a soulmate. Its a title reserved for connections you rarely ever find again
>>33898352I have apologized many times over. I think this one is one I have to take the L on. I appreciate your optimism, genuinely. You have a heart of gold, don’t let them take it from you.
>>33898344How'd you lose everything?
>>33898355As you wish anon.
>>33898325Do they actually sell shit like this in bookstores?>>33898346She was cheating
>>33898357It’s for the best. Intentionally trying to hurt someone you love is crossing the rubicon. I may as well have been beating on her, you know? It is unforgivable.
>>33898345It’s not that I want to fuck random sluts. I want to meet a woman, romance her, spend the whole night with her. It’s cringe to lead the whole time and then when it’s time to go home and make love I have to say “uh yeah can we go to your place I live with my parents”
>>33898362A whole night? That's still a random slut, anon.
>>33898362You don't have to tell them you live with your parents. And that rarely happens in 2025 where a woman is willing to go to a stranger's place after the club. Even if you get close, they will have a friend that sends them home instead.
>>33898366>And that rarely happens in 2025 where a woman is willing to go to a stranger's place after the club. Even if you get close, they will have a friend that sends them home instead.Anon is chad
>>33898361Wait, that's Toronto pajeet?
>>33898364>>33898366Maybe my fantasies about romance are just that then - fantasies. I won’t woo a woman and enchant her and lead her to my bedroom. I am boring
>>33898235>Women, when do I get to start being sweet to you in a relationship?Don't be ugly and never show weaknessThere's a whole industry build around overcomplicating attracting womenBut It's really no more complicated than that
>>33898371One night stands aren't romance
>>33898360I disagree anon. Then again my hopes are high to those who still have a living soulmate. The death of mine taught me that real connection and love transcends it all. Then again only you know what kind of soulmate you’re dealing with and who and what she is. Only you can dictate how far she will go. Just by using the word unforgivable I can tell you dont know what love is
How bored did people need to be to watch game shows?
>>33898376I see. Well, again, I am sorry for your loss, and I hope that some measure of peace can be found for you.
>>33898382Yes, past tense. No one watches game shows anymore because the internet exists.
>>33898356Modern life grinds it all away. I jumped careers because boomers blocking me out with seniority while being too incompetent to not pawn off their work on others got me to leave. I wasn't going to put my young gifted life on pause so I can slave on nightshifts for 20 years until they died. Then it's all expenses like dating and trying to own a house and cheapo chinesium shit that masquerades as an american-made vehicle that just eats away the money.Then since all modern women have been socially conditioned into hard anti-natalism they avoid having children like it's worse than death, then this biological timer kicks in where after two to three years of a long term relationship without being pregnant women implode. So I have a history of 4 long term relationships with bad endings.I'm not faggot, btw, that replier is literally the assfaggot mentalcase he accuses others of being. He's always triggered off by the j-word, regardless of context
>>33898375I would want it to blossom into a relationship. We’d have several hours to get to know each other - getting her comfortable but leaving an air of mystery about me that would be seductive and begin our hopefully long honeymoon phase
>>33898385>I'm not faggot, btwHenlo SAAR
>>33898266>i don’t fucking understand where you get those ideas fromWhat do you mean?
>>33898381It’s usually not out of boredom, but to relax. And people relax in different ways. You should know this, you’re an adult
>>33898385>then this biological timer kicks in where after two to three years of a long term relationship without being pregnant women implode. So I have a history of 4 long term relationships with bad endings.Can you explain? 4 times they turned crazy because you didn't get them pregnant?
>>33898308Julian?
>>33898330You can live at home and go to bars and meet women, so yes, you are retarded, but in this case worse than you thought
>>33898256MRight. Very smoochable stomach
Women, is the average man not dominant enough?
>>33898256M, left more my type>>33898311Strawberry milkshake>>33898330>$100k at 25 years oldThat's amazing dude, congrats>>33898340>wants something serious at allHow old are you? Might just be cause of the age difference
>>33898256FBoth are beautiful, I prefer left
>>33898401No, there is enough men for anything you want
>>33898344If it makes you guys feel any better I'm almost a 30yo virgin and have -£1500 in my bank account (not to mention the crippling student debt, no degree, and every relationship attempt ended terribly)>>33898381I'm not really a TV watcher but I quite like em desu. Sometimes when it's quiet at work I'll look at the screen and try to guess the answers etc. I'd rather watch an interesting game show than some fantasy slop
I’m falling in love again
>>33898296Consoom charcoal pills. UNLESS YOU TAKE PRESCRIPTION MEDS
>>33898405>>33898393Fair enough
>>33898304I don't read romance or porn so no
>>33898404Hey, Stacy.
>>33898411>I don't read romanceWhy not?
>>33898311NAG A sperm themed gift
>>33898232cute op pic>>33898235first thing you do
>>338983952-3 years into a romantic relationship with a woman they will start destroying it if they've not redirected their love towards child-raising. The exception being if you could be their golden pass to luxurious living, in which case they won't actively sabotage the relationship, they'll just cheat in secret.>>33898405>If it makes you guys feel any better I'm almost a 30yo virgin and have -£1500 in my bank account (not to mention the crippling student debt, no degree, and every relationship attempt ended terribly)it makes me feel worse. Except the virginity. The virginity is probably actually a good thing. That's a plus. But for the rest, you all deserve better. Student loans were criminal.
you ever envy the dead?
>>33898421envy is a foreign emotion to me, and becoming dead is the easiest thing so if you wanted it it wouldn't be hard to obtain it. been held up in traffic by a bridge jumper enough times to understand that
>>33898423You can envy the state of something while not being able to go trough the process of getting to it
>>33898406With whomsts >>33898409YaWhat's your fav>>33898420>makes me feel worseHow come kek? You'd rather be a loser jk?You're doing alright dude>The virginity is probably actually a good thing. That's a plusI don't know man, maybe it was cute when I was younger but now it's just like "wtf is wrong with him" >you all deserve betterAgreed...>Student loans were criminal.Tbh they're kind of a non-issue in my country, it'll probably get written off before I even pay a penny backI still get emails like "we'll check if you're making over £28k" bro I don't even make half of that lmao >>33898421Daily
>>33898425Almost
>>33898415Because it terribly written, it all reads like a horny 16yo got published. Its unrealistic and unappealing, my fantasy isn't being raped by skeletor its being loved by him genuinely
Okay, how do I make my husband more aggressive/pushy/domineering in bed?
>>33898431Have you tried asking him
>>33898425if I wanted something enough to feel this "envy" I would have it. this wish-wash middle of envy but being too scared to jump just annoys me.
>>33898432I don't want to be obtrusive
>>33898429>My fantasy is being genuinely loved by skeletorSkinny bros, we're so back!
>>33898421I wish I was dead all the time.
How come I can remote start my car from my apartment, but I can’t do it from my work?
>>33898431if he's not born with it he's not going to have it. guys are terrible at keeping their urges closeted, so if you didn't get the sense that he wanted to be more aggressive/pushy/domineering but was afraid you'd get hurt by this point so he was holding back, he doesn't have it.
>>33898431Ask him>>33898436YOU'RE HIS WIFE!
>>33898429>it terribly written, it all reads like a horny 16yo got publishedBrb becoming a romance writer>>33898436What does this meanJust ask him to go to town on ya
>>33898437Sorry uh... No
>>33898439Idk, I don't have a car or apartmentProbably something interfering with/blocking the signals at your workplace though presumably>>33898438That feeling when you wake up and have to exist again
>>33898431You need to realize that for a guy, it can feel borderline rapey.
>>33898436At the end of the day though he's probably just being gentle and respectful in bed cuz he loves you. If you tell him you want to be fucked rough (but use safe words and all that) he'd prolly be down
>>33898445Shit. I was confusing him with the black cauldron guy
>>33898421Sometimes I starve myself so I can sleep longer, does that count?
>>33898446nta, picrel is so real lols
>>33898442I implore you, read it and see. How do you think they churn the books out so fast if it actually has any substance?
>>33898435congrats
>>33898448Reminds me of how patice oneal would say that you can only love a girl 90%, bc you need that other 10% to fuck her the way she needs to be fucked.
>>33898431Call him daddy and keep calling him daddy when he does more and more aggressive things
>>33898418>first thing you doHow do you be sweet and dominant?
>>33898458He's not a pedo?
>>33898460interchange between them, more of the former
>>33898461So you’re just retarded. Got it.
>>33898464You must be one then
>>33898453One day AI finna be writing this shit lolI saw some Hallowe'en ones at the grocery store checkout yesterday for like 3 bucks and I swear the art looked like AI generated lmfao and the titles were like something from AO3 >>33898455Dayum Sometimes you just need some of that rough fuckin'>>33898452FrMfw someone asks me to do any minor task
>>33898451Pls don't starve yourself anonI get the opposite thing though, if I go to bed on an empty stomach I tend to wake earlier>>33898460You can still be dominant in a considerate and attentive way (presumably, idk not a sexhaver)
Am I a fakecel if I've never asked a girl out?
>>33898470Man, stop with the concern posting.
>>33898472I'd put that in the volcel category
2 or 3?
>>33898474I guess I need to ask one out so I can be a truecel
>>33898478>2 or 3?1 2, 1 2 3 4
>>33898480I went with 2.
>>33898473>stop with the concern postingLol OKLet's starve together jkI haven't eaten in almost 24hrs either>>33898472Yeah most likely kekDepends how often you go out though if you've never been asked out either
>>33898479Ask out a tall model Stacy with a wedding ring and lesbian wife, if she rejects you then you can unlock truecel status and never have to try again and instead complain on the internet
>>33898483I guess I should ask Stardew then.
Women, have you ever been on a pity date?
Should I change major, if I’m in finance but have been failing introduction to accounting 3x in a row?
>>33898484LMFAOI was the one who encouraged her to use dating apps and meet her wife so really I just cucked both of us
>>33898431I find incessant teasing works well.
>>33898493I thought it's a pity date but it turned out he wasn't pitying, he just wanted to pump and dump me
>>33898501Kek, you should've been the best man at the wedding.
>>33898501>>33898505insanely cringey
>>33898503This. I like being provoked.
>>33898507Noooo! You can't give advice on /adv/
Need me a borderline inbred looking irish chick with 10lb backbreakers or I'm gonna stomp on a carton of eggs
>>33898510these people don‘t think about you at all
>>33898508>bf is being lovey dovey and very sensual in bed>get embarrassed because I'm not used to it, so I start teasing him to work him up>he can read me like a book and just gets even more romantic and slows down even more>the moment I start hiding my face and laughing to myself in embarrassment, he gets extremely rough while prying my hands off my face so he can pepper me with kisses and tease me back>directly leads to rough sex with him just kissing and grabbing wherever I leave myself exposed, so there's no winning
>>33898512Indeed. The struggles of being anonymous.
>>33898248>And if you're both above and have not made a move yet (kissing, sex, oral sex, foreplay, cuddling etc) what are you waiting for?For the LORD to liberate me from this malice, for if i engaged in it i'd be a hypocrite when my job is to destroy it, DEUS VULT.
>>33898513Excuse me, miss, it's NNN.
>>33898513>Grrr grr let me share my sexual experiences becuase i have nothing better to do in life.Find some other value in life pls.
>>33898472>Am I a fakecel if I've never asked a girl out?If you're under 5'7.5" you're a truecel by default
tall girls, thank you for existing.
>>33898507>>33898512Do you ever think about us, Sarge?
>>33898522Incel would imply sexual degeneracy, if his heart is in the right place he could not be a truecel/incel
>>33898524Yeah, I’m very grateful for you guys and I hope you’re doing well.
>>33898528Thanks, bro. Likewise.
Should I really show up to a class where the teacher ig generally a dick and also never answer my questions.If I’m better of studying on my own? I don’t even have a friend in that class!
>>33898526>Incel would imply sexual degeneracy,Manlets usually have weird fetishes
>>33898526>Incel would imply sexual degeneracy,Does it?I've always seen it used interchangeably with virgin.
>>33898530I’m here and there. Self esteem is in the gutter but I’m not lashing out as much, I guess. Started yelling at people irl though. Kinda worried I might snap for real.
>>33898535At your job?
>>33898531>If I’m better of studying on my ownYou should do the better thing obviously.The problem is when you're standing on top of Mt. Stupid you can't really trust your intuition about what's better to be correct.This is why we have educational institutions in the first place.
>>33898532>>33898533Both of you say more about where your own mind lies f your perception of these groups is so narrow.
>>33898526>Incel would imply sexual degeneracyWords apparently have no meaning anymore.
>>33898536Mostly at my friends and family. A bit at my job. I’ve kinda just internalized everything now.
>>33898538Give us the overview, femanon.
>>33898535wow, that image is vile. just an utterly sinister vibe. don't ever post that where i can see it ever again.
>>33898540That sucks. Feel free to bitch at us if it keeps you from doing it to your loved ones.
>>33898543Kek
>>33898543Spotted the vtuber femanon
Femanons, could I theoretically introduce you to my normalfag mother as my girlfriend or are you more of a baddie she warned me to stay away from?Alternatively, would you allow your theoretical future son to date someone like the current you, in terms of worldview, choices and fetishes?
>>33898546>Fauci action figure
>>33898545I can’t really do that anymore. I’ve realized that I try to hurt others because I’m hurting inside. Nothing else really helps.
>>33898539Incel - involuntary celibate, constantly desiring to engage in this behaviour, actions of it are deserving of greater hellfire because fornication is at least natural.>>33898541We're all human, by undermining those who you label weaker, you have no courage to show yourself as something to be followed, no courage to lead.
>>33898550Kitchencels is the best subreddit and it’s not even close.
>>33898552I'm a virgin, too. I didn't use it pejoratively.
>>33898553I kinda like Indian girls 2bh
>>33898552>Incel - involuntary celibateIt's an oxymoron, btw. Celibacy is voluntary by definition.
>>33898556They can be really cute.
>>33898537Teacher assigned us a team a the begin of the year then gave my team a 0 before we even started, because apparently we were supposed to confirm the team on an online forum. When confronted in person he said that he’d rather hangout with his wife instead of correcting more project, and to file a complaint if we weren’t happy! I have hated his gut ever since and cannot focus when he talk because I hate him so much!
>>33898548yesyes
>>33898555Well i didn't say you do, but the statement stands, no?>>33898557Words change, and meaning of new words can have differnet meaning than their origin once adapted. Think of groups who were subject to misnomers, but have accepted them as their identifiers - American Indians.>a member of an online community of young men who consider themselves unable to attract women sexually, typically associated with views that are hostile towards women and men who are sexually active.
>>33898557The EW sells it
>>33898561>to file a complaint if we weren’t happyWell did you?
>>33898548YesHell no
>>33898565How are they degenerate though?
>>33898567Yes, the whole team did.So far we didn’t get any response
>>33898548Idk, I'd probably be wife material if I wasn't mentally ill. Older ladies generally like me
>>33898565The word "incel" is very poorly defined and often useless.If you're describing the bodycount, I use the word "virgin."If you're describing the toxic and often misogynistic attitudes, I use the word "chud."Despite the correlation, not all virgins are chuds, and not all chuds are virgins.
>>33898573Wife material is such an insult lel
>>33898575Why? I don't mind being boring if that's what you mean
>>33898574chudjak spotted
>>33898576He's referencing that "boyfriends are embarrassing" article
>>33898431Fucking talk. People can't magically read your mind and know what you want.This goes for any relationship
>>33898575Only if you imply she's not a girlfriend material.
>>33898580They kinda are. You're both adults, if you aren't engaged or married wtf are you even doing
>>33898176>Maybe. they seem turbulent imo, but JH's seems ok. I guess I'd need lots of discussions and reassurance beforeTurbulent how?
men are not boyfriend material if they don't furnish their apartments
>>33898589I figure I'd leave it empty so you can decorate it
>>33898589The same moids will complain online about how degenerate modern architecture is lol
>>33898589I furnish my phone with thousands of jpgs
This is what you get for marrying a moid, cooking for him, sucking his dick, bearing his children and washing his underwear
>>33898589i can't wait to get a place of my own so i can decorate it. i need my home to be uncomfortably stimulating for people.
>>33898595
>>33898593but it's the same thing?modern architecture and every wall decorated with chinesium live laugh -ack garbage is the same thingreject modernity
>>33898589Skill issue, foid
>>33898595He got married while nice guys didn't
>>33898595people never lie for attention on the internet, right?
>>33898589>silly materialistic foids
What's with the sexist notions that men never cook, do laundry or that sex isn't pleasurable for their partner?
>>33898612The men with inferior genes have to learn how to cook and clean because they have no women in their lives.The men with superior genes never have to learn how to cook and clean because their many gfs will do it for them.
>>33898610>Nooo you don't need a beautiful living space!>consoom vidya and chinese cartoons instead
>>33898614What does your TV display that mine doesn't?
>>33898619My point is, you are all fucking hypocrites.
>>33898614I care about the planet and don't consoom
>>33898622What's the hypocrisy?
>>33898431You cant. Sorry
>>33898518I don't apologize.>>33898520>have nothing better to doBitch it was one post. And you're on fucking 4chan, nobody here has much better to do when they post here.
>>33898614meanwhile, look at the silly foid roomlook at all those useless things just collecting dust
>>33898629I'll have you know, I need all my stuffed animals. For sexual purposes.
>>33898504>He wanted to pump and dump meHave you thougt about the possibility that he night have simply not have enjoyed the experience with you and that’s why he didn’t call back?
>>33898631You... make them watch?
>>33898632Which experience? The date or having his dick sucked?
Is it true that mormons have to gonaked in a box where a church volunteer fron the sane gender, rub them in oil everywhere except their genitals?
>>33898636You suck dicks on your first dates?
>>33898640Not anymore
>>33898641You treated yourself like an easy slut, he treated you like an easy slut as well, seems fair
>>33898634I grind on one's hard parts like his eyes or nose or whatever while the others have to watch and pray they're not next.
>>33898504>>33898641You just sucked the first dick, in my opinion if there isn't sex the feelings aren't real
>>33898641That’s good.
I kept waking up every hour and a half last night because I couldn’t stop thinking about a woman :s
>>33898636>>33898641JH tier foid
>>33898647Giwtwm
>>33898636>The date or having his dick suckedBothI had a date with a girl where everything she said would just either piss me off or annoy me but the whole time I thought to myself>At least there’s going to be sex at the endAnd then the sex was shitAnd the aftercare was even shittierI thought to myself>I don’t ever want to see this person againSo I declined any further invitation from herShe probably think I’m a pumpandumper
>>33898632>>33898637what happened to your m key bro
I missed handposting... Anyway, here's my not-pretty hand.
>>33898656I snuck into his house and ate one of the legs off of every m inside his computer
DAY 4How are we holding up
>>3389861312 year old hands
>>33898653Honestly, sitting on a guy's face and grinding on his nose a little is very similar. So it could be you someday.
>>33898662I'm married to that in my head. It's nice in there.
>>33898658noone asked for hands goblin lookin ah
>>33898658THESE are the goth girl hands we are always arguing with?
>>33898664Was hoping today
Femanon looked at my hand last night and started imagining thingsI’m basically invincible for at least the next two weeks
>>33898662my tits are better than sydney sweeneys?! thanks for the morning W, anon
>>33898668>goth girlI'm neither...
>>33898670You'll have to find a gf first.
>>33898671But I can still see you though
>>33898662I've got better tits but I'm not showing them off like a bimbo
i lied to my gf about my sex experience. she asked me point blank on the second date my body count and how many girls i’ve kissed. in reality i only had a single ons before her and i told her i’ve slept with numerous women.it’s been 4 months now. is this something i take the grave? in the heat of moment i thought she would be turned off if i told the truth (i look like a chadlite, am 26, former neet. it would scream a red flag) but i regret it now.
>>33898676
>>33898522chadlet is 5'6 and we fuck daily
>>33898679Tell the truth, retard
>>33898589>>33898610>>33898601I hope anyone defending this kind of stuff is doing it ironically. If not you really should rethink.Decorating your living space is not only a fun way of expressing yourself and having a cozy place to live in is just nice in general.As a little bonus ever since I've started inviting friends over, I've been getting a lot of compliments for now nice my place looks, compared your average single man so that's a nice bit of validation
>>33898674well that explains the nail shape. carry on
>>33898667I know I've missed all the fun, but still, better late than never.
>>33898674NTA. Your fingers do look like a foid's, even without the badly applied nail polish.
>>33898684one of the things that really made me fall for my bf was how nice his apartment was. it made me want to stay there, and i learned a lot about him and his travels and his tastes just asking where he got interesting looking things
>>33898677I hope she can too wehehehe
>>33898687no they don't. those stubby nails are moid shaped, no woman would post hand with nails that looked like that
Men, would you date an ugly girl with no tits, if she was flexible enough to suck your balls while you fuck her pussy?
>>33898667hands requestedhands givenha-
>>33898691I don't believe you.
>>33898693I care a lot more about whether or not we want the same things than what kinds of demented things she can do to my wiener
>>33898693Nobody is that flexible. But no.
>>33898687>Your fingers do look like a foid's, even without the badly applied nail polish.Yeah, I totally fucked up my nails. This is why I said not-pretty. My hands were shaking after I drank too much yesterday, but I still decided to go with it. It was worse, but I salvaged what I could.
>>33898689>i learned a lot about him and his travels and his tastes just asking where he got interesting looking thingsYeah it's so nice having your place full of conversation starters. 90% of my decor is self-made, shit I found on flea markets, shit I found in nature, shit related to some hobby I have. Almost everything has a little story and it's great. I love the uniqueness of it to, a lot of my decor is literally one of a kind.
>>33898696Cute
>>33898678>>33898673cope, no they're nother nude leaks prove she was sculpted into the modern day Aphrodite. they're literally perfect
>>33898698ok
>>33898717no they aren't they are as saggy as my 36 yr old knockers
>>33898678Congrats on the tits
>>33898719You have nice tits. I like saggy tits
>>33898717Go marry her then>>33898722Thanks
>>33898726NtaEvery dude wishes they could
>>33898728>Every dude wishes they couldI don't. Have no idea who that is
>>33898728I think if I could marry a celebrity I’d pick 1980s Susan SarandonAlthough frankly she doesn’t really look any worse currently
the sydney sweeney poster in here has singlehandedly made me decide that i will not go blonde again
>>33898729I barely know who she is but haven’t seen anything she’s acted in. Social media really, really wants me to give a shit about her though>>33898731Good choice. Your natural hair color probably looks a lot nicer anyways
>>33898717bro she has the army wife / disney adult smile
>>33898735Dude lmfaooo yes
>>33898719You havent seen the things I've seen>>33898726>Go marry her thenI fucking wish dude>>33898735I dont know what that is
>>33898232need a baddie gf
>>33898731>I have chosen to remain uglyyour loss
>>33898717evil woman
>>33898744How do I become a baddie?
>>33898726>Go marry her thennta but I would if I could
>>33898731I'm going to dye my blonde hair.
>>33898731Based, fake blondes look like tryhard deceivers. I'm always wary of them, starting with my own mother.
>>33898743MShe seems so fake. You can see the mechanic who actually did the job in this video, and she clearly just bought that outfit for this video and didn’t even get dirtyCreepy smile too
>>33898756How come girls are ok with baddie but girlie is out?
>>33898761>mechanicsits her and her dad
I would marry a baddie despite dating less than a year
>>33898756I am not sure
>>33898765You can't be that hot and considered a girlfailure.
Im fine with being friends with women but I feel like i bore them with maleness
>>33898765This was drawn by a fake dolphin shorts enjoyer
>>33898763Girlie sounds childish>>33898766Come on
>>33898765>even the failures have fat titsWhat the fuck does that make me, then?
>>33898770They always look pretty and well produced and have an intimidating aura
>>33898773Probably still hot if you bathe and dress nicelyTits is tits
>>33898773
>>33898769>a fake dolphin shortsawhatnow?
Charcoal colored turd: thoughts? What am I doing wrong
>>33898776>pretty and well producedToo vague>have an intimidating auraDoes carrying a glock count?
>>33898782rip anon
>>33898780The shorts are called dolphin shorts, and I am calling the artist a fake dolphin shorts enjoyer since they didn’t know what they were called
>>33898784>>pretty and well producedhow is that too vague
>>33898784>Too vagueDressing very femininely, very well-done hair and makeup, always looks kinda sexy>Does carrying a glock count?It might, honestly. Which one?
>>33898782Internal bleedingAss cancerBlueberriesPick one
>>33898782Worst case scenario, internal bleeding.
>>33898684Eh, too much effort for simping
Men, can you suggest me a "woman gun"? Something small and not too heavy without much recoil.
>>33898765A girlfailure is a big titty monster?
>>33898794Smith & Wesson Bodyguard
>>33898789>Which one?20>Dressing very femininely, very well-done hair and makeup, always looks kinda sexyOkay I get it. I guess I would be able to do it if I tried
>>33898794my peanus weanus
>>33898786I didn't know that either. I've always just thought of them as "80s track shorts".Are you saying that you can't genuinely enjoy something if you don't know what other people call it.
>>33898773>>33898797Breast size isn't a measure of success... Plus flat girls are just as cute and desired
>>33898805>Plus flat girls are just as cute and desiredBy pedos?
>>33898805>Plus flat girls are just as cute and desired
>>33898803Yes I’m always dead serious on 4chan + stop replying to me
>>33898805>Plus flat girls are just as cute and desiredlol
>>33898792>simpingSee, here's your problem. You seem to look at every action you take through the lens of "will this get me laid?"Have you maybe tried doing stuff for your own sake?
>>33898794Ruger LCR
>>33898807Fellas is it pedophilia to be attracted to adult women
>>33898805true, all my crushes were flat girls
>>33898812Bro, stop being such a pickme
>>33898816You called them girls and emphasized their childish form rather than their maturity.
>>33898818Sorry I'm ETL, don't know what that word means
>>33898548Unfortunately I'm scared of meeting mothers. Every time so far theyre neurotic and hyper critical
>>33898820That wasn’t me, and you’re intentionally misconstruing what was said because you’re a low effort troll and a loser
>>33898818>>33898822Looked it up, still have no idea what you mean.If me being passionate about something and wanting to encourage others to discover their passion for the same thing comes off as fake to you I think that might be something you should think about.People being scared of being genuine is what's wrong with the world and I blame social media.
>>33898827And you're doing massive cope.
>>33898822>Sorry I'm ETLAnd also an apologetic white knight, it seems
>>33898807>>33898808>>33898811Why would you go out of your way to shit on women's self esteem? Touch grass, nobody cares about breast size
>>33898831I am a woman with flat chest and I know you're lying
>>33898830Kek okay dude, no need to embarrass yourself more
>>33898831>nobody cares about breast sizeI care, but I would still fuck flatties
>>33898764foids destroyed
>>33898831Because it's true. I'm not saying it's right, but the majority of men want some kinda boob.
>>33898837No you aren't
>>33898837Myself and most men I’ve met really didn’t seem to care, honestlyIt’s not really something I’ve seen outside of 2000s boner comedies
GenderIs it okay to ghost someone because you forgot they existed? I'm usually chatting with multiple girls on different apps, and I can't remember everything, so sometimes I forget about some of them.
Hello, my precious fems
>>33898847MGhosting anyone who hasn’t done you wrong is kinda shitty, anon.
ashwagandha, zinc and NNN is making me shake with hornywhen does this pass?
>>33898851But I had no bad intentions, and honestly, I don't owe them anything.
>>33898837It's just one of countless factors that makes someone attractive imo.And even then I'd argue that I'd prefer too small over to big any day of the week
>>33898847F ADHD?
>>33898828And I'm genuinely not into rich people shit and collecting some pointless garbage.
>>33898854Kinda same, from experience the first two weeks are the worse then it's smooth sailing
>>33898857What's too big to you?
>>33898858ADHD + BPD + narcissist
>>33898855I’m not sure why you bothered asking for my opinion.
>>33898794i'm a woman and i'm going to make a recommendation that you take pistol lessons and get yourself a revolver.1) it is much easier to load for weak hands2) it is much easier to just shoot because you don't have to rack it, again, for weak hands/grip3) you don't have to worry about upkeep as much. you can let a revolver sit in a drawer for 100 years and still pick it up and shoot itrecoil is something you just have to learn. the longer the barrel, the less recoil, so if you want a snub nose to put in your purse, you will need to learn how to handle recoil.unless you are living a crazy dangerous lifestyle and need to defend yourself from crazy gangs, you will not need more than a few shots to reasonably protect yourself, so don't let them upsell you on fancy glocks and shit
Today is the day the West falls and NYC becomes a third world shithole just like London. Are you happy now, women?
>>33898848heyyyy
>>33898871by "the west" do you mean the usa? because it's been pretty 3rd worldy here for a while bro
>>33898867MWhich revolver? I suggested an LCR, but maybe a J frame instead?
>>33898854When you masturbate thinking about me kissing your lips and then your neck, running my fingers through your hair and putting my other hand on your crotch
>>33898872I want you so bad
>>33898865Oh... respectfully, I wouldn't go for you because of the last two, but you should tell them the ADHD part.
>>33898878that will have to wait for a little over 3 weeks
>>33898859>rich people shitMost of my decor is either made by me or picked up from a flea market or a second hand shop for chump change. You can have an amazing looking room for cheap, if you're willing to put in the effort.>pointless garbageIt's not pointless if it makes your apartment more cozy and comfortable to exist in and rewarding because it's something you made yourself for yourself
>>33898871MI’m happy about it. Can’t possibly be any worse than every other mayor the city’s had in my lifetime
>>33898881You WILL fail and you WILL like it
I fucking hate women so much it's unrealThey deserve to be fucking raped and murdered
>>33898871Can you explain why to a non-US citizen? Ideally without using buzzwords.
>>33898885think this is my first rodeo? November is the warmup for the Lent later, thats a week longer
>>33898876i enjoyed the ruger gp100 i played with at the range, as someone who had an absurdly hard time racking any glock-style they gave me including the "easy rack" versions.
NNN is stupid fucking memeI can jerk off when I want to
I am having the worst morning of my life
>>33898880>but you should tell them the ADHD partMaybe I should, but not about BPD or being a narc, let it be a surprise.
>>33898864Haven't seen a girl naked since I was 18 I think so fuck if I know.Anything that's too big to comfortably fit in my hand, I guess?
>>33898505I should've, I could've sung a song>>33898507OK edgelord>>33898531>If I’m better of studying on my ownThen no desu, if the lectures are a waste of time then not much point desu>>33898589I would love to have my own apartment...>>33898595She needs to lawyer up and sue the shit out of him kekThis is why I think joint bank accounts are a bad idea. I would never want access to my wife's money
I let my mustache grow out too long and look like a slightly less scruffy Ted Nugent now
>>33898894What’s goin on
>>33898893>I can jerk off when I want tome thinks the anon doth protest too much
>>33898888NTAEverywhere in the West where a muslim gains power goes to fucking shit and women vote for the destruction of society because of their suicidal empathy
>>33898854>ashwagandha>NNNi really hope you don't do these
>>33898895Tell them up front instead of wasting their time
>>33898871wait this is about nyc? HELL YEAH
>>33898891Hmm, noted! I love revolvers
>>33898909>Tell them up front instead of wasting their timeNah, I'm good at acting normal until it's too late.
>>33898906So it's just vibes based politics on your part?
>>33898909They'll be able to tell soon enough.
>>33898893you want permission or something?
>>33898889Boobs.Firm, bouncy, full, squishyOn your face
>>33898905?I can do what I wantI'm not beholden to some dumbass meme shit
>>33898906more like i wanna pay not $4k/mo for a 100sqft studio apartment
>>33898888A moslem communist with no work experience in his entire life is about to destroy the world economic capital city with his promises to defund the police, stop working with anti-terrorist agencies, install government grocery stores, and freeze rent.
>>33898871Thomas Jefferson would have thought you were a stupid bitch.
>>33898908why not?>>33898918thats hotbut still not cumming that easily.
>>33898915No, there is a clear record of what will happen.NYC can destroy itself I don't fucking care
>>33898923>moslemYou don’t even live in this country. None of us spell it that way.
>>33898923cheap groceries? cheap rent? curbing excessive spending? hell yeah brother hell yeah
>>33898883Cool, but I don't need all that shit to be happy, especially if I'm gonna sell it and move out to another place again
>>33898923If there is any police department in the country that legitimately deserves to be defunded, it’s the NYPD. They’re basically just a well-paid gang
>>33898928Ok, justify getting rid of misdemeanor charges such as groping women.
>>33898922Go ahead, watch as the retarded shit you voted for doesn't actually work and you'll have yourself to blame for voting for a goat fucking commie
>>33898883>because it's something you made yourself for yourselfSentimental bullshit. I bet you're a hoarder.
>>33898931this dude is whining about a "terrorism force" but the nypd couldn't even find the white-woman puncher until he had punched like, 80 white women in the middle of manhattan. everyone knew who it was too, they said his name openly on tiktok when discussing it. why fund a police force that barely works
>>33898917No, I just think it's fucking dumb
>>33898936this implies that a groping wouldn't have been laughed out of the police department in the first place. why have a law you refuse to enforce
>>33898940So a militia would be better?
>>33898940Exactly. They’re comically inept and self-congratulatory to the point that they make Chief Wiggum look competent by comparisonOh noooooo not the challenge coin budget waaaaah
>be 5/10 incel>have pity sex with a 10/10 goth girl>she regularly apologizes about her small, pierced breasts This thread reminded me about that, small boobs really fuck up your self esteem huh. They were about this big
>>33898937i didn't vote for him, i don't live there, but if all the poor gazillionaires speed off in their yachts crying into their piles of money, i might just move there
>>33898893No one forces you to test yourself
>>33898944You think defunding means dismantling, I guess?
>>33898946Really big ones do too.
>>33898944i didn't say that. i'm saying there's no reason to be paying the nypd more than any other police force in the world when they don't even do their job. women are out there getting punched by homeless bums either way lmao
>>33898923>>33898906I said without buzzwords
>>33898949It's not a test
>>33898946Mine are even smaller
I had this great interaction with an extremely fucking fat cop in Times Square as a tourist once.I asked him for the time since my phone was dead, and I was supposed to meet a line cook for a drug deal in the restaurant he was standing in front of. It was around 4PM, and he swiveled his entire body to face me since he didn’t have a neck to reply with>0400 hours, citizen.I then literally bought drugs behind his back, about ten feet away from him. New York’s finest, truly.
>>33898956Yes, it is. Only people with legit addictions to masturbation need to do NNN.
>>33898955You're not going to accept any answer Just kill yourself
>>33898961Uh oh melty
>>33898958Why don't you wear a watch like regular tourists?
>>33898957I’m a fan
>>33898966No, you're not
>>33898957I hope you haven't catched the brainworm, they're big enough
>>33898957hnng
>>33898960Its not an addiction, I just need release where I can't get it anywhere else
It's so funny to me when men threaten the downfall of civilization and having no one to protect women, as if they were protecting us in the first place
>>33898967I actually am
>>33898968>>33898969>>33898975They are all laughing at me
>>33898930creepy how similar this is to me right now. difference is that I'm in a metal-cushioned folding chair, my dog is bigger and in a comfier bed with walls, the water is a glass of coffee, the fan is five bladed, and my PC is on a box near me
>>33898974They used to protect you before you decided to side with the criminals against your defenders
>>33898977just at how clueless you are
>>33898977Who is “they”? I love small boobs
>>33898962There is no discussion with leftists like you. You're just going to play stupid or not accept any real answers
>>33898974It’s always guys who never leave the house to begin with, too
>>33898974Just remember you wanted this when they come to your streets
Also, in addition to >>33898847GenderIs online dating the same as normal dating, or is it just a game in your opinion?For example, I met a girl on a gaming discord who lives in a small town fuck knows where, and we started dating online. But one day I completely forgot about her because it felt boring, and I just kind of ghosted her.
>>33898985There’s no discussion worth having with someone who’s just looking to vent and parrot obvious divide and conquer direction brain shit. I’m also not the guy you were talking to
>>33898946Why can't I get any pity sex with 10/10s, man...It's fucking bullshitWhy couldn't I just be fucking taller
>>33898988no one cares go fuck yourself
WomenWould you be mad if your fwb had another fwb at the same time?
>>33898977If you feel insecure you should get nice piercings! Smaller the boobs the better they look
Dick Cheney's dead.
>>33898232Why do most women seem to shut down when you try to have a real conversation with them?I keep talking to these chicks online, and it seems when I'm ironic or flirtatious they're interested (though they can't shoot the shit any better), and the second I start talking about something real they either start ghosting or providing the most generic single sentence replies.I want to say it's a fear of intimacy, at least that's how it comes across, but trying to find a partner online just sucks the life out of everything, and makes me start blackpilling.
>>33899000:O
WomenWill you please accept my apology? I have previously derided you for making poor choices in men, but after awakening to loving evil women, I get it now. Sorry.
>>33899000I know. Good riddanceMay he burn in Hell and drown in piss
>>33899000I care on a basic level of human empathy but not otherwise.
>>33898993Why so angry? I just asked if other people take online dating seriously or not, like I do. The chances that I'd actually fly out to the boonies are slim to none, so why should I care, lol?
>>33898992I'm only 6'
>>33899002>something real
>>33898977Don’t listen to the piercing guy.
>>33899011FUCK YOU ASSHOLEI WISH I WAS 6 FOOT
>>33899015haha loser
>>33899007Same. I’m also a little miffed that he got away with it all
>>33899015Yeah but I'm in Europe so it's not tall, only average
>>33899007Dick doesn't deserve basic human empathy
>>33899022Don’t stoop to Dick’s level.
>>33899021I wish I was just fucking average for whatever fucking country you live inYou lanky faggots never appreciate what you have
>>33899022Not for him really, his relatives mostly. Dude was 84. People die.
Dick Cheney did nothing wrong, invasion of Iraq was a great thing and only selfless act US has ever done
>>33899028She would've fucked me even if I was shorter, it was pity sex. P-I-T-Y S-E-X
>>33899025I don't care, I will stoop to that level
Hot take: All humans on dating apps are failed human beings with shit personalities and/or are ugly. Otherwise, they would easily find someone close to them and wouldn't need to try their luck online.
>>33899038Then you're no better than him and have no right to complain.
>>33899043??? you are one stupid person
>>33899036I doubt it but whatever.I will fucking die mad and hate God forever for making me short
Having a gf and one recptive to spanking would be a good substitute for no-nut November?
>>33899031Yep, he is in Valhalla with Charlie Kirk now.
>>33899031
>>33898979no they didn't lmao
>>33899013Ya like>What values do you have?>How do you put your principles into action?>What's your opinion on X topic?>Could you see yourself doing X in a few years?>Do you like where you live or do you want to move?>Why do you think X is a thing?>Can you see yourself having kids?>EtcLiterally any question that has to deal with who they are or what they want to do with their life.
>>33899043Actually no, I'm objectively better than that piece of shit and will reserve my right Fuck off with your superhero morality bullshit
>>33899050who?
>Dick Cheneywho? qrd for a zoomer
>>33899047For the record, I’m the person who said not to stoop to his level and don’t agree with him.I just don’t think it’s wise to play into how your ideological opponents would like you to behave
>>33899000FHe seemed quite cool in the moviehttps://youtu.be/g09a9laLh0k
>>33899059In your biased opinion you're objectively better...
>>33899002by online, do you mean tinder? that would be because they are either bots, or looking for an understood hookup, because tinder is the hookup app
>>33899064Fuck your optics, pussy
>>33899063>qrd for a zoomerhe like tywin lannister fr gang :fire:
daily reminder that bornies go on tinder for sex, not love, they just happen to find love there occasionally, but the intention when using that app is to hook up
>>33899053Don't post that anti nuclear trash here>>33899048You can doubt it but it's true
>>33899072You don't even know that you're being manipulated when you do that. Sad really.
>>33899063https://www.britannica.com/biography/Dick-CheneyI don’t want to cut out any important details, so here. Corporate fat cat and war profiteer that helped ruin this nation and further destabilize the Middle East
>>33899064I think you are a pussy lib
>>33899072Alright, keyboard warrior. Useful idiot.
>>33899076i'm sorry, is there a pro-nuclear faction of extremists now? i actually didn't think people could be more retarded than they already were but this really takes the cake
>>33899069I'm currently using Duolicious, Eharmony, and Bumble.Bumble is of course exactly as you described and it fucking terrible, but it exists to meet locals in my area because the other sites don't work so well for that.Even then there are still a lot of bots, but I can spot them pretty easy. This is regular women for the most part.
>>33899080And I think you’re a useful idiot. Pleasure to meet you.
>>33899066This is probably one of the best trailers ever made, completely oversold the movie
>>33899084lmaooooo u must be ugly then
>>33899077>>33899082Celebrate the death of people you hate is normal nowGet over it
>>33899063The man about whom this movie was made >>33899066
Women: Have you ever fake-laughed at a guy's shit joke because you wanted to bang him?
>>33899074>tywin lannistergot it>>33899079reading isn't my forte
>>33899083Ironically I’m the guy he replied to an am also very much pro-nuclear lol
>>33899091Ok, just don't blame me when you get that yourself.
>>33899066that movie was so boring
>>33899083Yes, everyone who's anti nuclear should be publicly executed
>>33898879i need you, anon
My boss is mad at me
>>33899076>You can doubt it but it's trueWhatever. I would kill for what you have
I ship foidh8moid and Anonymous
Penis
Have you ever had a girl in your lap kissing you while you fingered her
>>33899104That sucks.
>>33899090My fashion sense isn't that great, but I don't think I'm that bad.I have outspoken political views, but typically people are already on board with that when they match with me. And the issue existed even before I listed my political views on my profiles.
>>33899093MYes>>33899108MYes
>>33899105That's unironic mental illness
>>33899096Oh no, they are going to do thing they were going to do anyway...Get real. Dick's grave deserves to be pissed on
>>33899108I have.
>>33899110Get a haircut.
>>33899111You wanted to fuck a man?
>>33899111>>33899114Did you like it
After being sick for over a week I finally feel all the gunk coming out and now everytime I blow my nose it’s like an abortion
>>33898759based and blondepilledproud of you
>>33899115That photo was a few days after I got a haircut.
>>33899117Loved it. I kissed her all over her neck, nibbled on her ears and ran my other hand through her hair and across her back.
>>33899108F yes
>>33899088ye because you are so enlighted
>>33899119She would look better as a gorgeous mediterranean brunette.
>>33899116I'm bi. But I do it with girls too when they're like, "haha so funny". And I'm like, "hahaha, really funny", while thinking, "stfu already and let's fuck".
>>33899118Yaaaay but also ew
>>33899112No, it isn't You wouldn't understand unless you were short like meYou're not terrified to talk to women like I am because of the fear of humiliation for your height
I’m so empty
>>33899132Need any help
>>33899131Yes, I'm terrified for other reasons, once is that I'm ugly. Height is meaningless
>>33898232I love 2D women so much.
State your gender. Would you rather start work at 7 am or 8 am?
>>33899212If you flattened a 3DPD with a hydraulic press, she would become a cute 2D goddess.
>>33899132Eat something then bitch
>>33899211You only fucking think height is meaningless because you're 6 foot, dumbfuck. I have a decent average face but my height plus autism ruins everything for me. My face does nothing for me
>>33899104I once worked for a university athletics department as a lifeguard and my manager would aggressively masturbate me off and shove his hand up my ass when he was mad at me and wanted to discipline me.
>>33899215I would rather kill myself
>>33899218I feel so hollow inside. Still can't find what keeps me here.....
>>33899219Nigga I could be shorter or longer and my views wouldn't change one bit
>>33898256Left is a better pic than the dirty mirror selfie on the right. The clothes and makeup aren't equivalent either.In my opinion, right has a better body.
>>33899215M7:00. I appreciate having a bit more free time in the afternoon.
>>33899219sounding like a bitch does you way more harm than anything else
>>33899221You would rather not work? Are you a lazy bum?
no gf to hug me after a long day at work :(
>>33899217Wrong
>>33899229Same, and no gf to hug after her long day, either.
>>33899223You're attracted to me like a butterfly to an electric lamp. You know if you come too close it will kill you, so you just stare from a distance, mesmerized.
>>33899226I wish work was like the 6 hour schedule you have at public school where you show up at 8 and then you can leave at like 2:30 and spend the rest of the day jerking off, smoking damiana leaves, and shitting your pants.
>>33899212Rolling for 2D girls feels better than sex
>>33899232Watching me. Wanting me. I can feel you pull me down.... fearing you, loving you.
>>33899233I mean, you could work part time and live in an efficiency apartment or with your parents.
>>33899217Booba must remain, though
>>33899228>You would rather not work? Yes>Are you a lazy bum?YesI'd like to be a househusband.
>>33899238I already live in an efficiency apartment. I have depression so I'm surrounded by my own dried piss and cum in the shag carpet of my bathroom every day.
>>33899239You’re asking for a human mousepadThere’s almost certainly a doujin about this
Would you marry an ad man/woman?
>>33898794Women have an advantage in self defense because they can just pu picrel in their giant ass purses and nobody the wiser
>>33899227You would have different fucking tone if you were in my body. You would get it
>>33899233My high school was 8-3:25.
>>33899241The bums lost, Lebowski. The bums LOST.
>>33899136>>33899218I need a penis
>>33899246>off body carry
>>33899247I am probably shorter than you
>>33899250I have one of those. I hear I also have big hands
>>33899245I fucking hate this society
>>33899248You poor dear. When I was in school, and granted this was probably two decades ago now, we had the option of leaving at 2 if we took an elective first period that started at 7 am. I took easy shit like photography and drama. But I also got gossiped about a lot because I always had a giant boner in drama class that showed through my pants.
>>33899122It should’ve been me
>>33898794LadysmithGrips specifically designed for woman's hands. Otherwise same as the s&w airweight iirc
>>33899256I would have to agree after this last week and some change
>>33898731>>33898717>>33898662God, I wish I had a Snow GF…
M, Is the reason I am unemployable is because I am a gooner who can't resist talking and thinking about creepy and weird sexual shit all the time?
>>33899252You're bullshitting. How short are you?
>>33899251Draw speed doesn't matter if you actually have situational awareness. See some man walking behind you, have that shit in your hand cocked and locked already
>>338992654’6”
>>33899265You know Peter Dinklage, that actor dude with dwarfism?Well, not as short as him.
>>338992655'6"
>>33899264No. Get yourself a better haircut, have a good reference, clean up your resume, try not to pause too much in interviews
>>33899269You're just fucking lying to prove some retarded fucking point.
>>33899244kek
>>33899246Lightning Hawk!
>>33899264It might be indirectly related, yes.Do you stare a lot? Do you stand up straight? Do you bathe regularly?
>>33899245Both of them have no tasteHer veil is too short and he needs to shot 45 times
>>33899063You know when older generations talk about slimy, scheming, greedy, selfish, and corrupt politicians? He's usually the mental picture of who they have in mind.
>>33899269>>33899272>>33899273I was talking to one fucking person, which one of you cunts is it?
>>33899281Lmao based
>>33899253You can’t do this to me
>>33899280I wash obsessively, blink a lot, and stand up as straight as an erected penis.
>>33899283the last one
>>33898629Pink ATOGA.
>>33899262What happened
>>33899287I can’t?
Is it a good sign that I no longer feel compelled to eat an entire bag of crisps in one sitting?
>>33899255Well you could get out before then I think if you took dual credit classes at the community college but even then it would still be close to 3 or after 3 because the afternoon classes at the community college generally started at 1:30 or 2 and they’re 80 minutes.
>>33899289Well you're taller than I am plus you probably have a better face and no autism
>>33899293Talked a lot with you and like you
>>33899298I do have autism and my face is ok. How tall are you?
>>33899298Chad wins again.
women can I get a hug I just got back from work and I need one
>>338993024’6”
>>33899306Euro Femanons in lurking mode.
>>33899235They won't stab you in the back.
>>33899302You're an inch taller than meAnd I think you're bullshitting me about having autism yourselfAlso I'm bald on the top of my head...
>>33899306>begging for virtual hugs
>>33899299God
>>33899308Quit answering for other people's questions you fucking troglodyte
>>33899246Some can also carry one between their boobs.
>>33899316No.
>>33899311Am not. I look normal until you try and talk to me
>>33899316Indian?
>>33899316Reddit is down the hall and to the left
>tall young woman (age: 34)Should I try?
>>33899314Too scary?
If a woman ever constantly looked in my general direction I could only assume that:1) There's at least one other more attractive guy around me that she's actually looking at OR2) she thinks that I'm a threat and creepy and is trying to keep an eye on me
is this normal?
>>33899322She sounds like she has autism and has done this way too many times before.
>>338992353D women can also wear cable knit and high-waisted pants
>>33899324Yes.That is why I just go about my business and leave right away. I don’t look or talk to anyone, especially women, unless absolutely necessary.
>>33899322I get those on discord all the time Usually a bot though
>>33899331I do this, but unironically.
>>33899326Leon, you need to find the antidote machine fast or you’re going to turn into a monster D:
>>33899323No
>>33899309>>33899312fine I don't need one I guess
>>33899337NO WAY FAGhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ui8vMStqv8E
>>33899327I'm not afraid of this.>>33899333I'm afraid of this.
>>33899337He wishes he could be as cool and skilled as LSK (OG version)
>>33899338Cool :)
>>33898256Mrightthe most important part of the female anatomy is the tummy
>>33899319I still think you're bullshitting me to bully me but whatever.
>>33899344Don’t we all? I still haven’t played much of the remake
>>33898256I prefer >>33899235
>>33899347I am telling the truth to bully you because you sound like an insecure little bitch
>>33899322>sex on the first datered flag
>>33898256Snowbunnies.
>>33899215MAt my last work hours were relatively flexible and I usually aimed at being at the office around 10 am. I was usually one of the last people out at the end of the day and the one who would lock up the office.
dangerously horny
>>33899326one papercut away
>>33899353Do you steal office supplies?Lmao.
>>33899355thread theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjVkXlxsO8Q
>>33899356Yes
>>33899350I'm insecure for good reasons How many hook ups and gfs have you had, then?
>>33898919Then stop protesting so much. Just go jerk off.
I'm very stressed and the urge to selfharm is strong
>>33899354Hehe haha
>>338993590 lol
>>33899246nta my purses are all tiny and inefficient.
>>33899000He was literally a multimillionaire and now he's dead. I'm a poorfag but I'm alive and well. Who laughs last laughs best
>>33899356No, why the fuck would I do that? They provided what we needed.
>>33899361You need to go do something fun ASAPGet out of town for a day or go to the gun range or something
>>33899367It really was something of that guy to do what he did for a measly twenty-ish years of luxuryBigger loser than you or I will ever be
>>33899362Not funny stop laughing
>>33899369would love to do that but I have to work in 12 hours, should I maybe start drinking?
>>33899367I would rather be dead desu but that's just me
>>33899373Probably not, at least not much.You’ve gotta go do something out of the norm on your next day off
>>33899363wow way to prove my point that guys like us have a reason to hate ourselves
Write your genderDo you take from the hotel unused guest supplies with you after vacation? Do you steal the towels?
>>33899373Drinking should unironically not be your idea of "fun".
>>33899371It’s a little funny and very endearing and flattering and hot
>>3389937MNo. Never have.
>>33899377F No, I have multiple towels.
>>33899377MI take the soap sometimes.
>>33899377FI take soap but why would I take a towel
>>33899377MI'll take supplies but I have more than enough towels
>>33899376But that has nothing to do with height I was just too scared to do stuff
Nigga?
>>33899384People have stolen curtains, irons, bedsheets, etc.ENTJ and his kin do it often, lmao.
>>33898256Is that Molly Little on the right?
>>33899281Perhaps, but at least they have shit taste TOGETHER
>>33899386You're scared because you subconsciously know your height is a problem on top of the fact that dating as an autistic guy is impossible because women have a 6th sense for it and hate autistic men
>>33898311Stuffed animal. No, I'm serious.
>>33899394Duality of Man.
>>33899384>why would I take a towelIt's actually a very common behaviour.
>>33899390Yes?
>>33898311Nintendo Switch 2> if you know, you know… lmao
>>33899380I’m glad you’re enjoying it
>>33899370What did he do exactly? His net worth is said to be around 19 million or 86 million. Doesn't seem that impressive in 2025. You can't even buy a yacht or a private jet for that.
>>33899377M no. It’s all basic shit that costs about $5.
>>33899398Vindaloo
>>33899394MI pick Sad But BasedHappiness is overrated and not worth becoming cringe
>>33899403Uh, yes you can, lmao.Americans are so goofy.
>>33899403Lied about Iraq having weapons of mass destruction to justify invading it and seizing oilfields to make his buddies at Halliburton a bunch of money
>>33899409If you're never cringe that means you haven't grown as a person.
>>33899402Same. I could enjoy this for a while
Now I want some Indian food. It's sad that there are no restaurants around me that serve bunny chow.
>>33899409Are you fourteen lol
>>33899384>>33899382Sisterhood in shambles!Shame, shame, shame.
It seems I won the height argumentyay
>>33899419Why are you ghey?
>>33899419None near me either. I have to drive for 45 minutes to get any, but it’s at least very good. I’ve brought it back for family before too, and it’s always still hot when I get back home. The couple that runs the place is super nice too, been a fan of their restaurant for like 15 years
>>33899412You can, but they will be some small ones. Even if you bought one for 10 mil, the maintenance costs would add up quickly at 86 mil. You need at least 500 million for a proper yacht or a private jet.
>>33899375yeah I should think of something>>33899379I meant it more as a way to relax
>>33899326Want to drink your blood no homo
>>33899429Sure you did... you don't have any hobbies?
>>33899414I let Cringe come to me and pass through me, it might get stuck for some time, but I'm not picking it up on purpose and compromising my morals
>>33899364The bigger the purse the badder the bitch. Time for an upgrade
>>33899427I hope you die of Dysentery :)
>>33899436But... but... old ladies have huge purses.
>>33899329But they don't....
Coffee was a good decision today.
>>33899364Smol.
>>33899426Bcuz of futa hentai>>33899427Sounds cool. I also have good restaurants, but they are all so distant from me and I'm too lazy, so I go to KFC instead.
>>33899441I meant what I saidYou badder than granny? Doubtful
>>33899434>Sure you did... you don't have any hobbies?I swear that's what I meant, I've never been drunk in my life though. anyway my hobbies are reading and drawing, and videogames I guess.
>>33899443I was lazy today, so I just had a Mr.Brown (can).Gooooood stuff.
MenHow bad it is when a woman works on the production line in a plastic bottle factory AND has small tits?
>>33899442Mmmmmmm... ease of access... me like
>>33899416I’ll have you know
>>33899377M>unused guest supplies with you after vacation?Like the tiny little packaged soap, toothbrush and toothpaste? Yes, those are expendable supplies meant to be used up by guests.>Do you steal the towels?No, the hotel washes those and puts them out for the next guests.
>>33899449>small titsshe's perfect, everything else is irrelevant
>>33899449Would bang,
>>33899449Not a guy, but can I humblebrag while simultaneously putting you down for my own self-fulfillment? Or would that be in poor taste?
>>33899449It's only bad because the bottle factory will probably give her supercancer.I can save her.
da jia hao twin
>>33899449I don't care, woman
>>33899459Shut the fuck up, spammer.
>>33899445Not many good ones in my town either, but plenty of fast food joints and dispensaries :^)The oldest cafe in town on main st is at least still open, as are all of the old-ass burger stands. There’s a nice diner in town too. But I miss my favorite Italian place and the Greek restaurantWe have been getting some decent taco trucks lately at least
>>33899462Be American.Eat American BBQ.Family Man wins.
>>33899453Hmm? Have me know what
>>33899449not great, but not an automatic no either
>>33899461?
>>33899449I think she is a hard worker and is worth pursuing.
https://vocaroo.com/1dP5GXTgj5vl
Do you have a restaurant in your area that continuously keeps the dish cooking? Is that sanitary?
>>33899457Go on>>33899456I know, but would you also date?
>>33899463The barbecue in my town honestly ain’t much to write home about, unfortunately.My state has better pierogis and fry bread than barbecue, at least from what I’ve eaten
>>33899449Not even a little bad. She’s hot and has a job? Where are the negatives?
>>33899476A shitty job
>>33899464I can’t say it
>>33899449I have no standards, I'd date a neet. Small breasts are cute
>>33899471Yeah, why not?She is working, and paying for her own way in life.I never care about an F’s job, so long as it is ethical/legal. McDonald’s? No prob. Amazon Warehouse? No prob, either.
>>33899478Most women have shitty jobs. You want a woman that makes more money than you?
Am I a whore if I don’t do anything about it
>>33899485>You want a woman that makes more money than you?I'd like that.
>>33899478That’s not a turn-off. Most people have shitty jobs, myself included>>33899480Oh cmon :)
GenderYour minimun partner requirements in a scale from 1 to 10?I'll start as an example:MLooks: 7Personality: 3Competence at home tasks: 1Competence at work: 3Engagement in a hobby: 7Money: 7Sex skills: 5Knowledge: 3You can use these same categories or make your own.
>>33899478Better than being an e-slag or (perpetual) welfare leech.Assembly jobs are fine. They keep the country going.
>>33898256FNot comparable. Left has corset, push up bra, perfect makeup and hair, better posing and lighting while girl on right is in pj's and looks like she just woke up
>>33899490Honestly didn't expect that. Why?
>>33899496MAnd the one on the right is still hotter
>>33899496would choose right no matter what. left one is a demonic entity
>>33899471I feel bad after thinking about it, so I'll just say that I know your pain when it comes to be flat and I hope that you have success in whatever career you hope to pursue.
>>33899499Why the fuck not? Who doesn't want more income to the household?
why did they stop making good tv shows?
>>33899493MLooks: 6Personality: 8Home tasks: 5Work: 5Hobby: 4 Money: 5Sex: 3Knowledge: 6
>>33899505I mean, isn't it emasculating or something to a moid?
>>33899506Baby boomers have awful taste in TV and are the only ones still paying for cableStreaming service shows are designed by reptilian number go up committees
>>33899492What’s the shitty job?
>>33899496>>33899501Corn fed hands.
>>33899509No, that's stupid.
>>33898256MLeft. Call me shallow, but the one on the right is below my league. And. I've always had a thing for whores and bimbos.
>>33899506Because you live in America.
>>33899509Different guy. I wouldn’t be emasculated, but I’d be a little worried about the woman resenting me for not earning enough money
>>33899492I really can’t or I’ll be smote Smited? They will smite me
>>33899517I don't
>>33899507>Personality: 8>Knowledge: 6This would be difficult.
>>33899516I still think Sydney looks good without makeup.The right pic gal is still cute, too.
>>33899514you are under demonic influence
>>33899513Professional tardwrangler (caregiver for disabled people)>>33899520You’re fucking cute. Who is “they”
>>33899522Huh?Maybe I didn’t think this out fully, but WDYM?
i want to fuck my ex so bad
>>33899526Like... a retirement home or?
>>33899520Swiss?
>>33899493F:Looks: 3(really only care that he takes care of his body)Personality: 8Competence at home tasks: 2Competence at work: 5Engagement in a hobby: 2Money: 6Sex skills: 7Knowledge: 3 (don't care about current base of knowledge, curiosity and capacity to learn is more important)
>>33899531So… a Himbo?Lmao.
>>33899529In-home care and group homes.
>>33899531>Competence at home tasks: 2This is asking for trouble.
>>33899526The powers that be>>33899530No you wish
>>33899534Aw, I was gonna say that's kinda sweet desu.
>>33899527Knowledgeable women with great personalities are like unicorns. You usually get one or the other.
>>33899531So just a normal guy but with a heart of gold? Nice, I hope you find him
>>33898260>>33898274soulmates do not exist
>>33899528why won’t you
>>33899535I don't mind doing all of the cooking and cleaning as long as he puts a slight effort to clean up after himself and not make it harder for me
Why do so many men opt to be in relationships instead of seeing endless prostitutes?
>>33898256right
>>33898260I miss mine too, she will come back to me one day I'm sure of it no I'm not delusional...
>>33899538Hmm… maybe you’re right, Anon.
>>33899543lack of money
>>33899536Very mysterious, anon>>33899537Thanks. I’m hoping to make a career change into elementary education in the future
>>33899542What about maintenance and home repairs? You gonna do that too?
>>33899541they hate me
>>33899534Is it fun
>>33899543I want love and pussy, not just pussy
>>33899543Prostitutes are expensive and sex doesn't feel right unless you earn it
Approaching women is impossible. They all have boyfriends.
>>33899552whatd you do
>>33899543because I want love anon what's so hard to understand about that?
>>33899531MSadly, I'm just a dumb but pretty bitch with a shit personality, and, yeah, I'm also competent at home tasks.
>>33899555what’s your ideal woman thats relationship material like?
>>33899553Sometimes, yeah. It can get pretty boring, but that’s better than not-boring in this line of work lol
eden...there's no eden anyway
>>33899559dont want to talk about it
>>33899557I don’t have a boyfriend and you never approach me
>>33899543>seeing endless prostitutesthis is exactly my style, prostitutes and fwb, ftw
>>33899543Because I’m hideous.No amount of money will help me get a normal GF or Sex Worker.
>>33899543Due to purity culture a lot of men see prostitutes as basically sticking your dick in a sewer
State Genderif your last ex or situationship texted you to meet up tomorrow and tried to hook up would you do it?
>>33899570*approaches you*
>>33899557It's not thatIts the fact their standards are so fucking high and if you're not good looking enough she can and will decide to ruin your life and there is nothing you can do about it
>>33899563Heart on her sleeve, sincere, strong sense of justice, needs a man to reassure her and comfort her, accepts acts of service, wants kids
>>33899542Awooga!
>>33899575Sure.
>>33899570See>>33899577If I approach you, my life will be ruined at your whim
>>33899575MI have her blocked, so I’d tell her to fuck off and leave me alone. I told her last time that I never want to see her again as nicely as I possibly could
>>33899578wholesome post hope you find her anon
>>33899575Yes
>>33899582But she crave yo dick.
>>33899583Me too!
>>33899576"Sorry, not interested"
>>33899549You are a tease
>>33899582what the fuck did they do holy shit for a man to block a woman she must be off the charts
>>33899551No I don't expect him to know how to do that unless it's his job I just call someone to do it.Rental maintenance is free so it's irrelevant and if we owned a home(fever dream in my area) then we should be rich enough to afford plumbers/electrician/whatever
>>33899583Need a Euro Femanon.>>33899588Rude.mp3
>>33899586And I don’t crave seeing that bitch even a single time again for as long as I live. Plus she’s a bad lay
>>33899575>last ex or situationshipDo you know where you are right now?
>>33899570*boops your nose*
>>33899570Do I know you?
I would like my ex bf to approach me so that I could reject him and possibly mock him
>>33899575What the fuck is a situationship?
>>33899594r u a euromanon?
>>33899575FI might do it vote if I should do it
>>33899595Brad has spoken; Thot banished.
>>33899596wtf is your problem? im on here and i have exes not my problem you dont get bitches
>>33899599based, I want to make my ex gf cry
>>33899591Years of “I hate you, don’t leave me”, a phony suicide attempt, openly insulting me in front of other people all the time, flirting with waiters and waitresses just to annoy me, “coming out” as polyamorous three years in and a laundry list of other forms of emotional abuse. I was going to kill myself if I didn’t dump her
>>33899602… no
>>33899606I wish you luck
>>33899594>>33899602You're making it sound like Europe is a country. Stick to your own.
>>33899605Why so defensive?
>>33899590So are you :)
>>33899600fuck off boomer
>>33899610Pinnacle Europe.
>>33899609you too, hope you humiliate your ex
>>33899599I also want that for you. It’s a great experience
hottakeeurope is definitely a country
Are there actually any women into femdom? I am pretty good with women, I have had several girlfriends and I have pretty much been the one to leave every time. I have a big future ahead of me, aspirations, and lots of indicators for success. I have skills, interest, etc. I would say I am doing well in life. The only aspect I am not doing the best in is having friends. But I have a big attraction to being submissive and stuff like femdom. It fucking sucks, and has almost “ruined” my life a few times. Is this just something I need to quit hoping I can integrate, or do I need to force it out of me? I am still young, but getting to the point that rewriting is becoming harder and harder. I just can’t help but think my sexual desires only lead to abuse, cheating, and exploitation. Yes I can have normal vanilla sex and am not only able to get off I’m on that. Just please be honest with me, someone.
>>33899610>Europe is a countryIsn't that the case? I've never visited, but I tend to think of the EU as a single country.
>>33899600Aka friend with benefits.
how do men get rid of their horniness this is torture
>>33899617I don’t really agree, but I like how in denial some of them are about being citizens of the United States of Europe
>>33899618>Are there actually any women into femdomThere are some, but it's only about 1-2%.
i was reading some lady's tips for dating app photos "for men" and half of them were basically "take your pics in a way that makes you look taller" lmao
>>33899618Anon, seek help or God.
>>33899620... not really. There's different languages and cultures and stuff. It's just really smol.
>>33899575MI would do anything, I'd cheat on anyone to get her love me
>>33899622Jorkin’ it
I still love you please come back to me :((((
>>33899620It's not.
>>33899628WCW was so shitty.
>>33899628>I would do anything, I’d cheatwtf why is she that great that you are so desperate
GenderDo you think the elderly are a burden?
>>33899627>There's different languagesWhy not just use normal English? What's the point?
>>33899618>Are there actually any women into femdom?Maybe a few. Your best bet would be find to find a virgin or a woman who hasn't become submissive yet and seduce her into it, if you have the skill to make it palatable to her. However, if you are into cuckolding or pegging that's a different beast, fetish dating site or nothing at that point.
>>33899635F, Never.
>>33899636Lmao.“normal” English.
>>33899575FNo I would very much rather fuck a cactus or a saggy grandma or something
>>33899631bitch you have to tell them not atoga thread this is probably why you’re not together
>>33899612Sorry
>>33899626I’ve thought about it, but the help part is very hard for me. I don’t mean this in a bragging way but I’ve gone to therapy and thought they were just so retarded, and I am very hard to open up about this. About God, this is the way, but I have been feeling weak in the faith lately. I just left a relationship over differing beliefs. I tried to do hers but I feel like it messed up my own. Retarded, I know. I was making so much progress, anon, and I feel like I fell back down the well. I felt almost healthy sexually, but when God didn’t want me to get in a relationship, it was like I found the “perfect” person. Literally everything I asked for, literally, though I know now that what I thought I wanted won’t benefit me. Sorry for the spill lmao. But if you have any God pills to help me out I would appreciate it, anon.
>>33899636Well, we do with English speakers. I don't wanna sound angy here but the world does not revolve around America on day to day matters.
GenderDid you fall for the crypto scam?MYesThankfully, I made all my losses back and more through tradfi
>>33899635MI was wondering the same thing earlier today. I'm starting to feel like a burden.Should people who can no longer keep up with society be euthanised?
>>33899639Pegging yes, cuckolding hell no.
>>33899646Don’t be! I obviously like itPlus I know this is leading somewhere worth going
>>33899648Based!> angyLol
>>33899575>situationshipomegalul>exwouldn't hook up but I'd go for a drink with her (been meaning to do this with my ex actually but I'm poor)
>>33899654How do you know that
>>33899657If she want yo dick, she will pay for the drink.
>>33899308Danny DeVito omg I love your work>>33899322sounds like a scam or autism but go for it lol
>>33899658Because I trust you
>>33899657>wouldn't hook up but I'd go for a drink with her is she that ugly?
Women with hacking skillsYou wouldn't do anything weird like finding out my internet history if we were together, right?Right?
>>33899663I’m a Man though.
>>33899324or she's just friendly...>>33899219>height plus autism ruins everything for metfw you see the light leaving her eyes once you open your mouth>>33899245yeah that's hilarious kek
>>33899644I've tried everything at this point I'm just pointlessly screaming at the void
>>33899653It's an extreme fetish in the eyes of women, 99% of women would balk
>>33899449I love women in industrial fields
>>33899667>or she's just friendlyWhy would women be friendly with me?
It’s so poetic seeing the person that broke up with you reaching back out after months/years asking to “catch up”. Fucking kek, let’s skip the catching up and just fuck already
>>33899111>M>Yesbit gay ngl>>33899104they can fuck off then>>33899110you look fine bro, but yeah maybe get a haircut and some new pants, this is a Robin Hood ahh fit ngl>>33899118lol, hopefully at the tail end of the illness though, gws!
>>33899663I wouldn’t I don’t even trust myself
>>33899668did you tell them you still love them and to come back to you?
Is it true that mormons get purrified by going naked inside a wooden closet that’s full off glory holes where other members of the comunity massage and jerk them off with their hand full of baby oil?
>>33899132have some waterfeel better soon anon <3>>33899079damn, he really is a boner fide Dick then>>33898946>incel>had sex with 10/10 goth girlthis is like saying you're broke but you actually have a million dollars
>>33899635No and people who think that they are have no empathy or long-term thinking, we all get old. Human life is a precious thing and every single one is valuable
>>33898988>one day I completely forgot about her because it felt boringwtf lmaoo>>33899002>onlinemaybe try IRL with yapper girls>>33899049that's cheating >:[>>33898899just shave it bruh....
>>33899675Well, as long as you aren’t the other replier who said he was a man, I feel pretty comfortable with itWe’ve spent a lot of time talking to each other already, and I like what I’ve read
>>33899671Why?I thought men consider it unfeminine
>>33898946E-thots are so fucked up.Let me guess, she would also bang SomeOrdinaryGamers? Lmaooo
>>33899667>tfw you see the light leaving her eyes once you open your mouthI can put on a little bit of charm... but my depression and low esteem would be kinda obvious
Guys, seriously, why is a goth girl some sort of mythic trophy?
>>33898847>usually chatting with multiple girls on different apps, and I can't remember everythingmaybe don't do that then kek, this isn't HuniePop>>33898782what's your diet like dude...>>33898679just tell her the truth dummy>>33898662bretty good, hbu? (my roommate just got home tho so party's over...)
>>33899686You need to lay off the Internet more often, sis.
>>33899673>let’s skip the catching up and just fuck alreadymakes sense only if you fucked before if you haven’t it might be fucking weird
>>33899685I may not be a man but I’m still evil
>>33899675trust no one
>>33899684>just shave it bruh....Only women I’m dating are allowed to make these demands + I get compliments on it sometimes
>>33898658based goth girl hands, I like your nails>>33899075tfw you want romance and they only want sexo>>33899215M, 7amI've done both, bloody hate mornings anyway so would rather finish work earlier or get the extra hour's pay
>>33899694All humans are evil to some degree. Nobody is perfect
>>33899690Tsundere meme
a coworker (female) was explaining how to do something to me and then I noticed how small her hands are compared to mine then I started thinking how huge my cock would look on her hands
>>33899493>F>Looks: 8>Personality: 5>Competence at home tasks: whatever number indicates self sufficiency, so 5>Competence at work: 5>Engagement in a hobby: 5>Money: 5>Sex skills: 10>Knowledge: 4>Patience: 11
>>33899693Who doesn’t have sex with someone they loved (at some point)?
what does pussy juice smell like?
>>33899690white, "cool girl", feminine
>>33899326how much have you been jacking off bro...>>33899377M, no lmao I'm not that much of a scrougeBut I worked as a housekeeper, and it's really not a big deal if you take the stuff, they have loads of towels, soaps etc. anyway that need regular rotating for the guests/visitor. They buy them in bulk ofc so they're pretty cheap. If I was cleaning a room with missing stuff I'd simply replace it
>>33899690because I want someone that shares my love for bauhaus, wearing black and smoking
>>33899704Bimbo
>>33899690Raven from Teen Titans caused a lot of brain damage in young men.
>>33899705last girl I dated I adored but we never got to fuck due to circumstances. Its different experience for everyone
>>33899673Poetic how?
>>33899690Because it’s attractive to teenage friendless men, which make up most of the memes online!
>>33899688lol iktf, maybe you're selling yourself short thoughiktf though it's tiring keeping up the facade>>33899672bc they're nice people and you're not as bad as you think>>33899664no lmao I'm still attracted to her but I don't believe in meaningless sex much less with an exalso pretty sure she's over me kek
>>33899690Goth women only like Chad and Tyrone.
>>33899712And before that, it was the Hex Girls from that Scooby-Doo zombie movie that came out in the nineties
>>33899707Musky
>>33899657>been meaning to do this with my ex actually but I'm poorhow are you too poor for a drink?
>>33898946Alert: THAT IS A MAN.>>33898957>Mine are even smallerAt least you're female.>>33899687It's a standard trooner with an OnlyFans and Fansly.
>>33899704Stinky Femcel.
>>33899659she did often pay for drinks etc. when we started dating but I'd feel like a scrounge if I asked her to pay now lol (even if she makes way more than me)>>33899635M, I guess in a technical sense kinda but that's a pretty callous and dehumanizing way to think of things lol, we all gon get oldI just think of it like, imagine that was your own mom or partner or something getting old. you wouldn't want society to just neglect them completely and die would yaI've always said though when I become old and useless just shoot me lolwhen I worked in the NHS and in care homes etc. a lot of the elderly were absolute g's honestly. and the young zoomers. it's the millenial boomers that can fuck off desu
>>33899715Most correct answer lol
>>33899725I am glad I don’t own any social media accounts (except YT).
>>33899701I don’t want to hurt you but I guess I have already
Theory: I am God alone and I am hallucinating everythingI can't disprove solipsism at all. In fact, it seems like I'm able to consistently prove it. Solipsism can apply to a multiplicity meaning nothing exists outside of us too though. It can apply to the singular and a plurality."B-But bro you're low IQ!!!"How? Being conscious, self aware, sentient. Being aware of the present moment necessitates me being a kind of fudamental essence. This is just plainly true. Words give that a label, but the fact that I am here seems to be evidence. Can I prove others are real? No. I can believe they are...Maybe there is a we. Am I Brahman? The singular self? Probably.I consider all possibilities. Maybe there are Brahmans, Singular selves, Gods. Plurality. But I don't know. Maybe I'm pretending I don't know. It feels like I know.TLDR: how do you prove anyone else is ACTUALLY having a perspective at all? I don't think it can truly be done other than believing they have one.
>>33899690I just think the makeup and black hair is hot.
>>33899704Euro?
>>33899634Cute rich cosplayer
>>33899449Hello ling ling
>>33899732Not really, but I promise you I can take it once it really happens
>>33899716>maybe you're selling yourself short thoughMaybe but it feels more like I actually do know my worth and it just isn't much. I see all these countless stories of men with better stats than I do get their life ruined and it makes not want to try. I'm terrified of women
>>33899711No.>>33899726No.>>33899738No.You all suck at this.
>>33899735How’s RuneScape today bro
>>33899724>how are you too poor for a drink?my hours at my current job are ass, I only got two shifts this week, and I'm on minimum wage
>>33899740Stfu, CP addict,
>>33899716>bc they're nice people and you're not as bad as you thinkYou remind me of the time I sat on a bench waiting for the bus and a middle aged lady told me that some girls were ogling me and said I should be more confident and start approaching women.
>>33899731You're missing out.
>>33899746JH, don’t make me Full Nelson you!
>>33899751lol that middle aged lady was based>approaching womenle scary>>33899744>like I actually do know my worth and it just isn't muchunderstandable, but you can always work harder and try to be proud of your efforts, even if you're not at the destination yet
>>33899735Idk but I def perceive and feel my own things to the best of my knowledge. I think the fact that there's enough people who think this way for there to be a ism made out of it is proof that it doesn't existFeeling connected to others or hurting others and experiencing consequences will help I think
>>33899748im on rs3 its fun!!!!
>>33899704The definition of being Chad only.
>>33899757If I try there is a high chance of me being arrested for something I didn't do
I smell like a vagina this is no good
>>33899704>>33899531>mfw overqualified
>>33899771Anon I stg
>>33899743Hm
>>33899493M0 to everything, I date anyone who asks me out, I have no standards
>>33899772yo is that you anon?>reverse image searchesnvm...
>>33899774Yeah stinky
Find God's freebase, I'm hidin' my IP (You're crazy)Motherfucker got a stash just to get on my level and competeClear out my cache and I'll do it in one sweep
I hate her but I love her
>>33899686Also how is it unfeminineEver see those rosie the riveter postersI mean bottles arent as impressive as bombers but its still admirable
>>33899784how can u hate someone u love
>>33899690Its the current thing
>>33899787Personality disorder
I've just shlicked for 2 hours to audio recordings of male groans, moans and other copulatory vocalizations
>>33899787because she hurt me deeply
>>33899751Dumb old bitch doesn't know any better about modern women. Women will watch you if they think you're dangerous or a creep
>>33899794ive been fighting the urge to do this. So horny need a manon to sext with
>>33899794How'd that work out for you?
*sighs masculinely*
>>33899794No woman would do this, why would you shlick to male moans when you can find a bf and make him moan? Unreal, didn't happen, fake news
>>33899805im a woman and ive done this its an act reserved for freaky shy girls
I want a freaky shy girl
>>33899803It's too early to tell>>33899805>find a bfToo much of a hassle>>33899799They stop replying instantly the moment they coom. Been there, tried it
>>33899794I jerked off to DOOM demon girls and lovecraft Deep Ones a bit ago
Why do mediocre white men have such a profound asian fetish?
>>33899810>They stop replying instantly the moment they coom.>Been there, tried itI would never
>>33899780I’m restless
>>33899815Anime, manga and video games
>>33899810>It's too early to tellOh, still a work in progress? Well good luck.>They stop replying instantly the moment they coomThat's why you find the ones with the courtesy to only edge until you've finished.
>>33899815I don't have an Asian fetish, I prefer White women
>>33899794very based, audio porn >>>> regular porn
>>33899820I’d tire you out
>>33899806My BS radar is off the charts>>33899810>>find a bf>Too much of a hassleBut all you need to do is to ask for boyfriend applications, go on a date and hit it off. How is it too much of a hassle?
>>33899831Putting in any effort for women is terrible to them. They're used having to do nothing to get what I want
>>33899810>They stop replying instantly the moment they coom.Women don't know what it's like to go from 10 horny to 1 horny with a single orgasm
>>33899835They don’t, but we also don’t know what it must feel like to be able to have multiple back to back orgasmsNo sense in being selfish
why dont women ever shlick to cocks?
>>33899835They also do it in actual sex, they coom and then fall asleep immediately
state gender. State which face is better looking in your opinion, Hitler or Stalin. A rating of both faces would be nice too.Obviously try to look at this objectively, whether you hate or love either person.
>>33899829EYO yea I bet you would
>>33899843I’ve actually never done that before but have knocked a woman out with sex before lol>>33899846Whatcha waitin for anon
>>33899493MLooks: 5Personality: 8 or 9Intelligence: 7 (120+ IQ)Ability to think independently: 9Engagement in a hobby: 7 (has to have something interesting they're genuinely interested in)Money: 0Sex skills: 0
Am girl experiencing unrequited love for the first time. I have to admit I'm narcissistic and didn't think this could happen to me, I thought anyone will love me once they get to know me. I wish I knew what would make me unlikeable, I know that I'm sweet and kind and beautiful. It hurts and it's a reality check for me I guess, now I know I have things to work on. I think now I slightly understand how most guys feel.
>>33899690its the perfect form of the human female
>>33899815Why do you care about mediocre white men?
Women should i become a Women in Data Science ambassador? 26M btw
>>33899794Did any of those vocalizations include actual words?
>>33899815jokes on you, im a mediocre White guy and have a profound italian fetish
>>33899860Yes, mainly "fuck"
>>33899862There are a lot of hot girls walkin around over there
>>33899854>I'm narcissistic and didn't think this could happen to me>I wish I knew what would make me unlikeableI can see one thing just from your post, at least.
>>33899794so this is what a girl telling you to send her voice messages late at night is for.it wasnt an innocent ''I just want to hear your voice'' like she claimed it is
>>33899863How... repetitive.
>>33899815No Asian fetish here, but they are just friendlier and more caring than entitled white bitches. Why swim against the flow?
>>33899864I know... I have to go backyeah I got the joke, dont worry
Why would you ever steam a fish?
>>33899871In America, white girls know instinctively they're the most attractive so they have higher standards. White women are also more "conservative" in the US than other races' women.
>>33899815Maybe it's a stereotype, but asian women tend to have a proclivity for oral sex
>>33899874no idea. Fish are strictly for grilling and fryingimagine doing soup out of a fish
>>33899845probably hitler. but if you bring (young) lenin into the equation, he'd win.
>>33899874Now that you've mentioned it, i might try to out of curiosity
>>33899794>foids failing NNN on the 4th daygrim
>>33899881Non does not apply to women, since they dont have nuts
>>33899845M. Young Staling definitely looked better than Hitler, imo.
>>33899845Mthat photo of stalin is very edited, its not him at all.Hitler def was capable of aura, also not having a shriveled up arm gives him extra points
>>33899881nonstop nut november
>>33899881girls dont have NNNthey have FF>Fingerless February
