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In this thread, we ask the opposite gender anything!

This thread doesn't have any thread-specific rules. That said, while you *can* ask anything, there are some topics that have entire boards dedicated to them, so you might be better off posting there. For example:
>>>/pol/ for politics,
>>>/lgbt/ for LGBT issues,
>>>/r9k/ for incel rants,
>>>/b/ for blog posts that are obvious works of fiction.

To filter namefags and more:
https://www.4chan-x.net/

Also, we're on /adv/ and the /adv/ board *does* have rules. So, no NSFW images, no signatures, no avatar posting, no posting personal information or contact details, no racism, and no trolling or ragebait, etc. (If you want to post a picture of yourself or a Discord handle, post it in the ATOGA thread on /soc/ and link to that post from here).

Finally, we would appreciate it if you didn't start a new thread unless the old one has either reached page 9 or the image count is in the 140s!

Previously on ATOGA: >>33901060
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I want to be held by a moid so bad
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>>33903875
Chad only btw.
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>>33903867
It was on page 9.
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>>33903875
It's obviously mutual
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>>33903867
https://www.youtube.com/live/SQvMJH9TsaY
Episodes 5 and 6 are out
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>>33903880
So it's okay then
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>>33903884
Page 10 would have been reasonable.
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Women hate me.
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>>33903883
nta what's the story with this one? How is it different from Tiger and Bunny or Invincible? Also, the art looks kinda shitty.
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>>33903889
It's water cooler TV for /v/edditors
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>>33903884
I guess technically... I thought it was 10 myself but I guess that's nitpicking.
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Girls, would you not like if you went out to dinner at Texas Roadhouse with a guy and he ordered chicken tenders?
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>>33903885
>>33903867
>Finally, we would appreciate it if you didn't start a new thread unless the old one has either reached page 9 or the image count is in the 140s!
bro, we did it for months
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>>33903889
It's wholesome romance for romantic and neglected men who just want a cute gf to cuddle
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>>33903899
That's fine, if it's not on the children's menu.
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>>33903907
They do have an adults portion, yes. I do order applesauce as one of my sides though.
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>>33903899
my bf won't eat chicken wings at any chicken place because they're "too bony", i could take anything at this point.
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>>33903889
I just looked up a summary. Basically One Punch Man + Tiger & Bunny + Devil is a Part Timer
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>>33903911
You should just dump him if you could truly take anything at this point imo
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>>33903889
>>33903902
>>33901378
They covered all the bases for characters people may like.
>blonde* blue-eyed bombshell
>vulgar brown tomboy with a praise kink
>an autistic omni-man for barafags
>a yumejoshi's wet dream
etc.

It's also just your standard adult animated cape comedy but in interactive game form.
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Men, I hooked up with an old fling only one time a few months ago then cut him off. Today he texted me "hey anon I am getting off school wanna meet me at the usual spot" from a new number because I blocked his old one after I told him I was never going to see him again. What are the chances he is going to try to fuck up my life on a scale of 1-10 or do you think ignoring him will make him go away?
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>>33903917
What are you considering doing if not ghosting him? Going to meet him?
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>>33903917
>What are the chances he is going to try to fuck up my life on a scale of 1-10
You know him better than I do. I have no idea.
>or do you think ignoring him will make him go away?
I would hope it would, but him getting a burner to continue to talk to you despite what you said to him doesn't exactly bode well.
Block him again if you haven't already. Don't hesitate to get the police involved if he starts stalking you.
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>>33903867
I wish I was spiderman.
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I went to that "easy to find girls for the night" club. There were 37 men and three subpar middle-aged women. In the end I danced with a black, bulky dude who looked really cool, then went home. Should have taken his number, it was the best part of the night. And yeah, after that, I went to a hooker.
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>>33903922
>>33903923
Thanks. He is the type that has showed up at my house trying to pressure me into sex as a surprise he has really bad boundaries
I decided not to respond and to block the new number
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Are more women or men into fitness
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>>33903930
More men
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Being a man makes me feel so disposable sometimes.
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>>33903867
It's wrong to contact an ex?
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>>33903917
Info: Why did you cut him off?
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>>33903934
Explain why everyone in yoga and pilates sessions is a woman? btw, maybe I should go there to pick up women.
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>>33903941
Gave him a retry and just didn't loik im
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>>33903930
M
Whatever the answer is not enough as most of the world is fat or skinny. I want to say some bullshit like "Men are more dedicated" while "Women do the basics more often to keep up good shape." but let's be real here, the answer is just "Not enough."
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>>33903910
How old are you?
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>>33903939
wouldn't know, i am a woman
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>>33903930
as a follow up to this, question for women. are there any guys that you would love to date, but the only thing holding them back is their body, i.e. too fat? Like, is losing weight with no change in personality, income, etc a big enough factor to go from no to yes on someone?
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Men want cuddles, women sex
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>>33903916
>vulgar brown tomboy with a praise kink
I just jumped into this conversation but holy fuck that's literally me. She better not be a tittymonster.
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depressed horny and tired all at once
I have to move my guns to my parents house, shit is getting bad
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>>33903929
Yeah definitely a stalker risk. If he tries to talk to you again, tell him firmly ONCE that you don't want to talk to him again and he needs to stop talking to you. Wait for his reply before you block him, just to confirm receipt, but do NOT respond. Do not go into details. Do not justify yourself. Do not try to convince him. You are simply informing him.

Take screenshots and save them into a folder on your computer or a cloud drive. Make a document or spreadsheet and record any events with date, time, method, location, and any witnesses.
Explicitly telling him not to contact you will be important if you have to escalate to a stalking charge. If it comes to that, it may be in your best interest to keep him unblocked but silenced and turning off read receipts.
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>>33903948
I'm 29
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>>33903958
Why not just lock them in up
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>>33903949
Thanks.
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>>33903963
How tall are you? Do you wear a trenchcoat that will be secretly hiding a stack of three children who just wanted a date for the free food?
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>women with slight ab outline
FUUUUCCCKKKK
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>>33903967
Nta are you saying he's a midget
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>>33903967
Have you ever had the chicken tenders from Texas Roadhouse? They're amazing, and when it comes to ordering it with fries and applesauce, those are just the sides I enjoy the most, and why go if I'm going to get food I don't enjoy as much?
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>>33903976
I'm saying I don't believe an adult would order chicken tenders and applesauce from a steakhouse on a date. Only children would be that silly.
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How do I find lazy women into low-effort relationships? Instead of trying to impress each other we just lounge around in PJs and watch old movies. I mean of course we try to be functional adults with jobs and not have a filthy house, but generally just act like two cats who just want to snuggle and chill out.
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>>33903979
Why would a steakhouse have applesauce?
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>>33903983
I don't know but Texas Roadhouse does have applesauce as a side.
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>>33903899
I wouldn't find that wierd if it was a place like Texas Roadhouse.
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>>33903978
I don't do steakhouses, but I'd definitely try their chicken tenders if they're that good. It feels like you're bot genuinely sharing an opinion, though. It feels like you're purposefully escalating the childishness of your hypothetical date in order to find the line where the believability is gone.
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Maybe the applesauce is for pork chops or something.
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>>33903983
Why does Diary Queen have burgers?
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>>33903990
Why would the applesauce be for pork chops?
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>>33903968
You saw her outside? I recently saw a cute girl in a crop top, showing off her tight tummy and she had no bra. Her boobs were bouncing and nips were visible. Mind you it's 10 Celsius here.
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>>33903994
It's a pretty traditional pairing.
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>>33903991
Burgers are a common solid food, applesauce is not a common side anywhere.
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>>33903978
Do they give you crayons also?
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>>33903997
In what world?
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>>33903989
I assure you I'm not. They genuinely have the best chicken tenders I've ever had, and great portions too. And the rolls and cinnamon butter are amazing. My family goes every other week at least.

And it comes with two sides, and I order it with steak fries and applesauce, and it's because I like those two items more than any of the other side choices.
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>>33903994
Americans like sweet meat for some reason. Personally, I think it makes it taste rancid.
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>>33904002
The United States.
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>>33904004
Oh okay. I'm starting to understand that it's more like a family restaurant. I've honestly never gone so I didn't know how fancy it was.
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The woman I want to ask anything of is b& and I'm still posting for some reason
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>>33903998
It's pretty common with pork. And it's good with duck. Must be an American thing. Have you never heard of a compote or anything like that?
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>>33904016
Oh yeah it's nothing fancy at all. They play loud country music and have a bag of peanuts at the table.
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>>33904004
nta serious question, not meant to offend. Are you autistic?
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Applesauce is good. Pineapple on pizza is good. It's just a fact. Stop being contrarian.
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Where do I meet clingy gf
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>>33904016
nta it's not fancy at all. It's called a roadhouse, I mean.
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>>33904023
But eating applesauce on a first date as a grown man is one step away from eating mashed up carrots and peas
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>>33904023
>Pineapple on pizza is good.
Gordon Ramsay already said it isn't and I'll agree with the Michelin chef over people who have bad taste.
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>>33903979
Sounds like cope to feel better about oneself than others. Who cares what people eat that much? Maybe I’m just low neuroticism
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>>33904022
Yes and I'm sure that's related to my love of chicken tenders. I do eat them most days.
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>>33904024
I have no idea. I think I might outcling all women
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>>33904026
nta hey, don't you talk shit about mushy peas.
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>>33904029
Oh... ok. Yeh, I've heard autistics can have food habits.
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>>33904026
That's stupid. You should just eat what you like and enjoy your food, not order what society deems "serious meals."
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>>33903917
I think if you ignore him he will go away. My guess is he's thirsty. Kind of ignored your boundaries but the dick wants what it wants.
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>>33904027
>b-but m-my meme chef said so....
Opinion discarded. If it wasn't tasty, it wouldn't have become so popular.
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>>33904034
Yes, I'm very particular. Always have been. My dad tried to make me eat corn once when I was a kid, and I won that battle. He told me to sit at the table and I had to either try corn, or sit there until bedtime, and I sit there until bedtime.
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Women, will you fire me out of a cannon into the ocean?
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Women, why do you prefer it when your boyfriend has 2 other girlfriends other than you?
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>>33904044
Sure
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>>33903900
That should be "page 10" and "or the thread hits image limit"
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>>33904017
Hey what’s your question ;)
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>>33904020
>>33904025
How infrequently I eat out beyond drivethrus is showing.
>>33904028
Like I said, I realize now that the restaurant he's talking about isn't a big deal.
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I wish I had a brown girlfriend
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>>33904027
He also doesn't mass produced, pre chopped plasttic container stuff, completely ignoring that some people may need that. And "overcooked" food. He's kind of an elitist.
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I’m depressed my skin looks awful again and I’m anxious
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women are you really wary of men?
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>>33904051
Did I scare you off
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>>33904053
Give me ten reasons why beyond "I like the color".
>>33904059
Only when they give me a reason to be.
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I just need some silence i need some quiet for a few days
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>>33904059
Yeah, though depends on the context
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Oh, new thread.

>>33903802
It's not a realistic wish, since there is nobody else who I'd rather wish I had never met.
But that does not change how I felt in that moment. When I feel that way I always wish things would have worked out differently.
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>>33904040
But it's not tasty. I've picked pineapples off of my pizza before after being tricked.
>>33904054
I'm not that picky but I can see his point.
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>>33904061
No they Got me and my connection is spotty
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>>33904062
Culture
Colour
Colour
Abs
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>>33904059
i am, they feel like another species (i know men say this about women lol). i never feel chill or relaxed around them unless it's a male i'm already close to through someone for example.
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>>33904062
>"I like the color".
Nta but whats wrong with liking brown women because the colour is hot?
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>>33904063
>>33904068
I gotcha
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>>33904046
>older men date younger women
Weird how trannies like you can't ever grasp this kek
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>all photos with bdsm slave mask on the face
>age:30
I could, but her language is kind of weird. What if she turns out to be crazy?
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>>33904073
I guess nothing. It's just a bit reductive as a sole reason for attraction, and it's definitely not comprehensive enough of a reason to want to seriously date someone.
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State gender
What level of awkwardness or social weakness is accepted for a date/cold approacher/potential person of interest before it’s a deal breaker or a red flag? Let me run down a list
>struggles to look you directly in the eyes
>stumbles on words
>sounds nervous or heart is clearly beating hard
>talks too quiet or talks too loud without realizing
>doesn’t pick up on jokes
>if in group settings, barely gets a word in or doesn’t talk much at all
>doesnt pick up on flirting
>squirming body or body parts (can’t keep hands still, for example)
>awkward walk/posture

There’s more but are any of these, or any combination of these, deal breaker? Assume that you guys have only had one meeting or one setting together, or maybe 3 times.
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>>33904081
NTA
But what else is there to say?
Hobbies, character and whatnot, everything else is regardless of somebody's skin color.
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Does anybody here live in Wyoming or South Dakota? I'm tired of taxes. I want to go to a place with as minimal government intrusion in my life as possible, and where I can keep as much of my money as possible. Minimal amounts of liberals in the state is also something I value. I've heard that Wyoming and South Dakota are good choices.

I also want to live in a city that is safe with low crime, and hopefully that has a good selection of restaurants. Does anyone in those states know what would be a good option for me to look at potentially moving to?
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>>33904078
Swing for it
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>>33904081
>it's definitely not comprehensive enough of a reason to want to seriously date someone
I disagree. Physical attraction is important. I think there is a difference between
>I will date any brown woman just because they are brown
and
>I think brown women are attractive so i would like to pursue a relationship with a brown woman
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If a woman compliments you for having broad shoulders, is there a good chance she's attracted to you?
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Which ones do you like?
>female 32
None, but all the white men look the same, sorry not sorry, I can’t tell the difference except Paul Rudd being the worst looking one in the mayo batch.
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>>33904086
Why don't you try Alaska? It's literally the land of the pretty tradwives.
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>>33904078
What's your experience with BDSM? You can chat her up but you definitely shouldn't do a first meeting in her home. She's either edgy and a baby kinkster who bought her first mask, or you might not be experienced enough for her. I'm sure she'd love to give you a comprehensive list of her kinks so go ahead and slide on in for now. Good fap material.
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>>33904086
sioux falls is fairly big, safe, easy to get around with a car. very much a red isolationist state, and its well known in the midwest as a tax haven for the boomers, a lot of the well off people have homes there or move there prior to retirement.
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Forgot the image, as usual…
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Women should i get laser hair removal on my ass?
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>>33904092
>mayo
Cornball
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>>33904074
I didn’t mean you should be silent
Everyone at work is so loud it’s overstimulating me and now I can’t even complain on here
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>>33904093
I don't know, Alaska seems tough. I also asked AI to give me a list of the five most libertarian states and Alaska wasn't on the top five list it gave me. It also suggested New Hampshire and Nevada, but I think midwestern values are more my speed.

>>33904096
I'll look into that, thank you.
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I am such a hateful bitch how do I even start to seek forgiveness for this? All I do is want and want and I give nothing to anyone I’m selfish and think everything is about me
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Women, what is a dealbreaker for women that most men probably don’t know?
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>>33904095
>What's your experience with BDSM?
Basically none, only whipped a few girls. Liked it though.
>not be experienced enough for her
I also think like that.
>I'm sure she'd love to give you a comprehensive list of her kinks so go ahead and slide on in for now. Good fap material.
hot
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>>33904092
damn, since when does JH hate White guys
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>>33904102
Oh ok.
>>33904104
Cut that negative self-talk out lady >:|
You have a lot to offer. You're just a bundle of nerves
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how can i start a manufacturing company?
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>>33904083
I'm a woman who doesn't have issues with men who have several of these, if sometimes minor.
>>struggles to look you directly in the eyes
I can do it but it's more like I forget to
>>stumbles on words
Often. Not due to anxiety, more something like a problem with language/comprehension/lag time. Gets worse with anxiety tho
>>sounds nervous or heart is clearly beating hard
Can happen. Generally am received as endearing.
>>talks too quiet or talks too loud without realizing
I have issues with talking too loud mostly.
>>doesn’t pick up on jokes
I do run into this issue. Or I think they're joking and they're not.
>>if in group settings, barely gets a word in or doesn’t talk much at all
In large social group settings, yes. I just chill back. My bf is an extrovert and he drives the social bus. If in a business meeting I can't shut up, though.
>>doesnt pick up on flirting
Yup
>>squirming body or body parts (can’t keep hands still, for example)
Yup
>>awkward walk/posture
I've consciously worked on this but I guess so
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Men, would you date a women who needed to have her fetish done 75% of the time? For example, if your girl is into BDSM, 75% of your sex will be BDSM
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>>33904105
If he expects me to shave. I’m not shaving my vulva ever again.
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>>33904113
I guess, but she better respect my fetishes too
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>>33904109
I think it's the lesbo Mexican Latinx troll.
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>>33904113
Depends wildly on what the kinks are
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>>33904109
I’m fully white… stfu
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>>33904083
let's go i'm bored tonight
>struggles to look you directly in the eyes
if you're not literally stuttering, usually this comes off as "mysterious" instead
>stumbles on words
this is not great unless she's already 110% into you
>sounds nervous or heart is clearly beating hard
this is fine on its own, but often it's paired with acting "weird", like asking a stranger woman if she lives alone
>if in group settings, barely gets a word in or doesn’t talk much at all
i'm like this so i don't notice it on others because i'm so focused on trying to look like i'm not about to cry lmaoo
>doesn’t pick up on jokes
not ideal assuming you can't make jokes of your own, but fine if you yourself are capable of being funny in some way
>doesnt pick up on flirting
i wouldn't assume men do, most women don't flirt overtly
>squirming body or body parts (can’t keep hands still, for example)
this just makes me feel anxious as well lol but not too bad
>awkward walk/posture
we all think we walk weird
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>>33904119
you're a hag
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>>33904113
Yes if they were my fetishes too.
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>>33904113
Well im an inexperienced virgin, so i guess i would not mid trying? but it does seem like a yellow flag. Sounds like something i might get tired of
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>>33904107
Even cornier than I initially thought.
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>I'm white
Said no white person ever
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>>33904104
I asked God, and He said He will forgive you if you let me fuck you and cleanse you from inside with my holy liquid.
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>>33904121
And you’re a bitchy cunt
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>>33904084
Culture and life experiences associated with a skin color's background.
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>>33904114
It's a deal breaker for me when women say "vulva." It's just a gross sounding word. It's like if a guy always called his dick a "phallus."
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>>33904107
>reee i am so le angry
You already did your boring racist troll last week. You fuck off.
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>>33904124
That’s hopefully the most retarded shit I’ll read today
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women, how would you feel about dating a guy who is 30 and never been in a relationship?
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Wypipo so crazy. (it's true, I'm crazy)
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>>33904137
Would consider him weird (not necessarily in a negative way) or a fuckboy if he doesn’t seem weird.
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Filipinos, is it true that your name is ChingChong Rodriguez?
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>>33904107
lol
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>>33904130
You’re fucking dumb as shit then, dude. Obviously the correct word is vulva when talking about the entire thing. I’m not saying vagina unless I’m talking about the vagina specifically.
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Black/Latinx/Asian girls, would you rather date a racism white guy or a criminal who's same race as you? A gangbanger if black, trinitarios for Latinxes, triads etc for asians
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>>33904132
No. Suck it up like cum and move on, mayo.
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>>33904142
Nta but I'm 29 and a virgin and I've never been on a date before (I was talking about Texas Roadhouse chicken tenders earlier)
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Death to all white people who say 'Latinx'
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>>33904149
sure but The Slang Word Pussy Rolls Off The Tongue With Far Better Ease Than The Proper Word Vagina. Do You Agree?
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>>33904129
There are shitty of those for whites, Asians, blacks too.
It's all individual and you can't generalize a person's experience just based on skin color like that.
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>>33904151
They divorce, didn't they?
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>>33904137
If he is 6/10 or above I then assume he's used prostitutes and 360 walk away
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>>33904154
That means you’re weird in some way/ whether being very anti-social, maybe very misogynistic or off putting, or just a very extreme monk
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>>33904152
>mayo
I miss my cute korean atoga gf
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>>33904157
>you can't generalize a person's experience just based on skin color like that.
Hmm there's a word for this sort of thing, I think. It's on the tip of my tongue
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>>33904161
She's indian jeeta
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>>33904160
I like women a lot and I've had plenty of good female friends. I'm definitely antisocial though.
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>>33904142
>>33904159
let's say they're good looking but really socially anxious
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I feel like AI is what will finally end up turning me into a bigoted racist. Racist against AI.
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>>33904158
Better loved and lost than never to have loved at all
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>>33904151
Nicole Kidman is fucking ugly. 4/10
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>>33904142
>fuckboy
There's nothing wrong with being a fuckboy.
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Women how do you feel about situation with the Thai dude and Miss Universes Mexico?
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>>33904162
Are you actually going to continue talking about the original point or will this devolve into some pol shit?
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>>33904168
A 100/10 compared to that goblin*
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>>33904167
True. I'm glad I had that experience with my ex.
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Snuggles and cuddles to all latinx girls who get cutesy mad about 'Latinx'
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>>33904166
I don't consider people who offload their own brainpower to AI to be fully human.
They're cyborgs, and I don't have as much respect for them as I do for humans. I know it's mutual; a lot of them prefer the company of clanks to humans
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>>33904165
if there's another factor like he's never used dating apps/refuses to use them then it'd be believable and fine.
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>>33904168
Of course she is. She's 58.
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>>33904160
>whether being very anti-social, maybe very misogynistic or off putting, or just a very extreme monk
as a guy I don't get how this is the immediate conclusion
why is it that, for a woman in that situation people can accept that maybe they just haven't had good enough luck to find someone both worth it, attracted to them and available, but as a guy there must be something wrong with you?
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>>33904176
If I dated one I would not be able to help myself from purposefully annoying her by constantly saying Lateenecks out loud
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>>33904183
Consider for a moment that you're speaking to a woman using 4chan on a weekday afternoon.
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>>33904176
i'm a man
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>>33904177
I just don't consider AI people. And I won't, when they start demanding equal rights and respect.
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Total chestlet extinction
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>why is it that, for a woman in that situation people can accept that maybe they just haven't had good enough luck
They don't though. Even when I was a khhv I remember seeing shit like "if a woman is a virgin past 18 she must be extremely mentally ill", just constantly.
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>>33904184
The south american equivalent of rednecks?
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>>33904187
Total clank death, yes.
Now, if human clones exist in my lifetime, I'll treat those as people.
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>>33904188
>Sucking flat woman nipples
hnnggg
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>>33904182
She was ugly 30 years ago too.
>>33904173
You don't even believe that. Tom Cruise is way out of her league.
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>>33904188
I could suplex you headfirst into concrete for this
The Committee won't stand for this
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>>33904199
This must be the spammer troon from yesterday, your bait still doesn't work kek
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>>33904197
I need to do this to a woman who reads these
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Using AI to puff up chestlets!
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>>33904199
Nicole Kidman was really fucking hot.
Pretty face, very slender.
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>>33904199
>She was ugly 30 years ago too.
I'm going to have to disagree.
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>>33904160
monk here (spent all my life studying and working)
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>>33904200
Your fat ass couldn't stand up and yell "McDonald's!" to end the commercial.
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>>33904199
>She was ugly 30 years ago too.
You're smoking rocks
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>>33904137
I think I'd keep watch to see if there's a reason. It's not a deal breaker but I'd wonder why. Generally I'd assume he's super duper awkward. I would be worried that he'd get obsessive and desperate with me though.
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>>33904209
Was?
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>>33904188
Big boobs are better but Small boobs are less susceptible to extreme sagging. Yes I know sagging is part of aging but I prefer less of it.
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Women are your moans real?
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>>33904214
Could too. You didn't really give me much to work with in this reply.
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>>33904219
Sagging tiny tits look pathetic though.
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>>33904222
Nor does God give chestlets much to work with.
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>>33904217
Did I stutter?
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Gender
Which gender, in your opinion, has more privilege?
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Why do so many actresses get work done as they age? Can't they just transition to playing the Mom or something gracefully?
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Is handfinder a thing?
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Whats up Mar a Lago face?
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>>33904229
stfu
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>>33904209
>>33904210
>>33904215
Nicole looks like Chucky. She has never been hot, stop falling for Hollywood psyops.
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>>33904226
You're so, so wrong. I wish I had one in my lap right now.
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>>33904229
F both have privilege in certain areas.
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>>33904151
>ex had similar body type and wore same types of tops
>missing her midriff and sexy itty bitty titties
hnnnnggg not fair
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>>33904217
anon, I...
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>>33904230
Because their livelihood and career is built on looking good.
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>>33904235
Ok, femcel.
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>>33904225
True, but I’ll take the risk that maybe they won’t turn into flabby paper
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>>33904230
Actors and actresses are often very neurotic and self-obsessed people. It takes a certain kind of personality to constantly be in the spotlight and constantly pretend to be someone else.
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>>33904240
I feel gross in those low cut skimpy tops because you can see my ribcage over my boobs :(
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>>33904242
Goofy expression. Find another example. She looks pretty good for 58.
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>>33904235
I need look no further than the picture posted above to see that you're wrong.
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>>33904232
attractive hand, but what is the weird ring. did the wife agree to that?
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>>33904242
Oh, fuck! Oh my god. I had no idea. Not him, though.
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>>33904156
The proper word is vulva, the female external genitalia, retard. Unless you’re actually talking about the part that you put the penis through.
>https://nuawoman.com/blog/vulva-vagina-whats-the-difference/
And I don’t like saying that word “p*ssy”, so I don’t agree.
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>>33904250
HOT
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>>33904229
You already know all males will say women…
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>>33904103
Nevada is very conservative outside of Reno and Vegas
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>>33904253
>attractive hand
Really? I was thinking the opposite.
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>>33904250
LONDON
O
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O
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>>33904149
>>33904257
Being factually scientifically correct doesn't make it less strange in a casual social context.
Why don't you like pussy, if I may ask?
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>>33904257
>And I don’t like saying that word “p*ssy”
Not that you care since I'm some anonymous nobody you'll never meet, but that is a humongous red flag for me
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>>33904258
>>33904263
Y'all must have had a field day with skeleton season last month, huh?
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>>33904245
I'm a man.
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>>33904262
>didn't answer the question
well anyway male hands aren't supposed to look like pretty woman hands. so that looks attractive to me, it's "wide" which is nice.
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>>33904229
M
Neither. We both have varying privileges.
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>>33904261
Maybe I'll look into that too. Another thing is I tend to prefer cold to hot, so there's that. Still I won't write Nevada off totally.
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>>33904142
You just said it’s weird in general that I’ve never been in a relationship.
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>>33904265
Don’t care…
>>33904264
I don’t care about whether it sounds strange either. There are plenty of words I just don’t like saying. That’s it.
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Do you believe in genuine missed opportunities? To explain, do you ever think a failed date, or someone you failed to approach, or someone in your life that left or disappeared, could have genuinely been the love of your life?
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>>33904284
M
I don't doubt that it could happen to me, but it thankfully hasn't yet.
I sure do worry about it whenever I'm interested in a woman, though.
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>>33904284
>could have genuinely been the love of your life?
Kinda yes but I already decided that this is the path I want to take in life, and it can't involve the person.
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>>33904260
You jinxed it.
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>>33904270
Then your shitty opinion matters even less. lmao
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>>33904267
I really don't have a fetish for overly skinny women, but that was some hot imagery to me
I like slender women, not anorexic ones, basically
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>>33904284
I believe that God is sovereign, but I still do have regrets about not asking a girl out.
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>>33904297
No I didn’t. Most males here abhor women anyway. It’s like pattern recognition.
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>>33904284
Yes, but she cheated on me, and no matter how much I want to forgive her I can’t. She’s undoubtedly the most beautiful women I’ve ever met , personality (before cheating) and looks. I would’ve sacrificed my life for her in a heartbeat, unironically. I put her above anyone else in my life. I’m just glad we never had a kid together
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>>33904297
I couldn't help but pipe up and prove her wrong.
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>>33904267
Sporty, thin girls are hot.
Tight waists, high bendability, what is not to like?
And the way you described it made me want to put you into a fancy dress.
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>>33904305
I hope you can come to see that she isn't deserving of this sort of praise. She's a cheater.
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>>33904157
I wasn't generalizing. I was saying that a man who fetishizes my race needs to understand that it's constituted of more than just my dark skin.
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>>33904284
M
Yeah.
>>33904065
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>>33904284
I mean, if I had been better when I was worse, things could have been much better for me. But I was who I was, and what happens, happens. I'm the only one to blame for all of this.
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>>33904282
If there are words that you can dislike saying, why are we retards if we dislike "vulva"? You can not care about whether it sounds strange, but you sound like you're arguing it isn't strange.
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>>33904299
She's not hot. It's forced like people pretending Jennifer Lawrence and Daddario being hot.
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>>33904315
alone
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>>33904284
Yes. Mine are letting job application windows pass without applying.
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>>33904315
A Hershey's Kiss. Got to show off my hips.
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>>33904284
The first girl I slept with whom name I can't remember was affectionate and insanely hot. I'd def would've gone all way to the altar with her if she wanted to stay around instead of hooking up. I still wonder if I could said something different, if I had been better in bed
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>>33904315
nothing, not many adults do halloween (the dressing up part) in my cunt
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>>33904300
>>33904309
I worry I just look anorexic.

>>33904315
.......unironically I was a skeleton.....
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>>33904304
But I love women, they're cute, emotionally unstable creatures. And connecting with them is fun in more ways than one.
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>>33904329
>I worry I just look anorexic.
Definitely not. Just skinny. You'd look freaky if you were anorexic; it's very obviously different from just being thin
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>>33904280
I don’t think northern Nevada is super hot. The northern city of Elko has an average of 70°F in July it looks although I’ve never been to northern Nevada.
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>>33904273
>>didn't answer the question
NTA
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>>33904332
>And connecting with them is fun in more ways than one.
They're genuinely so much more fun to spend time with than men.
Like I love my friends to death and treasure the time spent with them, but it doesn't hold a candle to time I've spent with women I've loved.
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>>33904320
Ok, incel.
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>>33904284
>someone you failed to approach, or someone in your life that left or disappeared, could have genuinely been the love of your life?
Yes. At least I can think one person I would have like to give it a genuine go with.
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>>33904336
what
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>>33904250
anon that was the best part for me. i understand what you mean though
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>>33903867
How do I make women "feel safe"? This is the number one thing I usually get when I ask for an underrated quality in a bf. The phrase just gives off nice guys vibes and I already know thats pretty much the opposite of what women actually want.
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>>33904342
Nta
Who was she
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>>33904329
What's your height and weight?
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Marry me
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Women what would you think of a 5'6 straight male that likes to crosdress in panties and maid outfits in secret?
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>>33904350
Who's asking
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>>33904317
I simply said I don’t like the casual word for it (because I just don’t), and I said the actual definitions of a vulva and a vagina. Nowhere did I say that it’s not weird to use correct terms in casual speech… why the hell are you making shit up?? Reread the argument and leave it at that.
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>>33904343
I'm saying I'm not the owner of the hand. I'm not in a position to answer your question.
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>>33904335
Hmm, well now I'm interested. Thank you.
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>>33904353
The Milkman.
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>>33904348
Just some e-girl really, or e-woman. I liked her a lot and she made me feel like something could have developed if I wasn't such a socially awkward sperg. But then don't they all make you feel like that?
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>>33904364
>But then don't they all make you feel like that?
I was waiting for the self awareness...
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>>33904284
M
I'm worried I'm missing one right now but am trying to remain hopeful
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>>33904351
Hi Sarge
We know
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>>33904346
it usually means specific actions, which often do also need something to happen first for you to initiate those actions. For example I saw a guy I used to know as "protective" (and more attractive) after one time at an event random men kept bumping into me since it was so packed, and unlike anyone else he noticed it, made some annoyed remark at them which I don't remember, and then stood "in the way" so I wouldn't get bumped into anymore.
it's more complicated than this obv but you could describe it as being nice and attentive in a way you wouldn't treat just a friend
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Who has skin like this in the winter time?
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>>33904363
>>33904350
but who are you asking
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>>33904356
oh, usually that's always the case with hand posters so i assumed so. why are you posting another guy's hand??
(and if femanon then good taste)
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>>33904372
Lose weight fatty
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Women whats one thing about men you want more of? whats one thing about men you want less of?
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>>33904368
I meant, they all probably make *someone* feel like that. It's just that she was the one who did it for me.
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>>33904363
Yes. Kiss me passionately and I whisper sweet things
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>>33904370
Hehe maybe some girls do know about my secret
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>>33904376
I'm not anon who posted the hand! Are you fucking with me?
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>>33904273
It's me, the owner of that hand. Unfortunately it's just the camera angle. My hand isn't actually that wide, I think. Also it's just some cheap ring from some online store
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>>33904370
Wasn't he gay or bi?
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>>33904378
I like how chill and good at bantering/joking around men are, I wish I was good at those things too since it makes for a more enjoyable time for others around you.
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>>33904372
Possibly because I have dermatitis on my scalp and face somewhat too it gets worse in winter. In summer, between my middle and ring finger on my left hand gets very irritated and I’m not sure why.
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>>33904375
That is a very good question, Mega Man; Who is the Milkman?
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>>33904388
>posting unedited tattoos on 4chans
brave
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>>33904388
>it's just some cheap ring from some online store
What's it made of? Can't tell from the pictures.
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Out of nowhere guys started noticing me. Up until now they would barely make eye contact, and now they sit next to me on the buses or I catch them staring and quickly looking the other way or holding prolonged eye contact on the street, though I dont get approached.
Thing is Im quite shy and introverted so what can I do to appear more welcoming?
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>>33904388
It is wide though. And why are you wearing the ring your ring finger then? seems weird.
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>>33904372
Get a humidifier.
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>>33904398
You have to approach guys first, dumb cunt. Your gender spent 20 years telling men that they shouldn't approach any bitch they like.
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>>33904346
It's kind of almost a primal caveman-like instinct you channel. sort of like what the other anon replied with, i had a similar story trying to get out of crowded venue with a ladyfriend of mine. she was kind of leaning into me a bit so i took her hand and guided her out of the crowd so we could get home. its almost like picking up when the environment is tense or stressful and being able to take the lead and help the both of you get back to equilibrium. outside of events like that, having stability, showing affection to family, pets, friends etc, and having a clean and welcoming space at home is always a bonus too.
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>>33904388
Do you drink or smoke much?
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>>33904404
I wont do that, but I want to signal that I am available, dumb dick
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>>33904398
happens to me too nowadays, they might be getting desperate.
for your question i think either "unintimidating" clothes and style can work, or something very unique. the opposite, normal/common but sexy looking clothes can apparently be too "intimidating".
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>>33904408
My clothes are not the problem, I dress casual, sportish, light elegant like dark academia but no heels though
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>>33904398
Once upon a time I would have said smile back at them. But then I learned that women smile at men because they feel threatened and hope to de-escalate the situation.
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>>33904407
Nta
Why just not get a boyfriend you can fuck? Then you can walk around in your pants when you want some pipe
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>>33904391
The ring irritates it.
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Women would you date a man that doesnt really drink?
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>>33904416
I want one but I dont get approach and my social circle is small, iliterate monkey
>>33904415
You use that response when you want to turn someone down nicely, not when you are in real danger
The fawn response is more usual for threats
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>>33904372
Mine did that when I was younger, but I guess whatever hand soap or body wash I use now is enough to counteract it.
I would just use hand lotion to deal with it in the past.
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>>33904421
sure. I'm a social drinker who doesn't socialize often so if me drinking once every ~2 months is fine then that'd be fine as well.
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>>33904395
It's just some generic tattoo unfortunately
>>33904397
It's called tungsten carbide
>>33904399
To be honest with you, it doesn't fit any of my other fingers kek
>>33904406
I used to. Does it show or something?
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>>33904407
>I wont do that,
Lmao
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>>33904429
Your hands are androgynous
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>>33904428
So ask for auditions on tinder? Wtf
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conclusion: 50% of atogans have the most attractive hands and the other 50% have fat hands.
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Women do you fantasize about men?
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>>33904438
Ty
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>>33904434
Kinda? That stuff takes a toll on your body.
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>>33904407
No man is going to approach you on buses or streets, try going out
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Have you ever been a sexed up abusive lesbian?
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>>33904434
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>>33904445
Where? Clubbing is a horrible idea, no good guy there
My college is full of women and we dont have clubs
I could try volunteering but then again, more women, less guy my age
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I'm not gay, but doesn't it ever happen to you? You walk into a room and most of the girls are kinda meh, but then some of the guys look cute, so you think about trying to hook up with them instead?
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>>33904450
Can't say I can really relate, guy who definitely isn't gay.
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>>33904438
I have weird, pallid, bony hands.
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>>33904447
This game being popular with teens and 20-somethings makes me feel like a petrified tree
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What's the point of grocery store sushi?
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>>33904452
That dude gay.

Source: a bisexual man who sometimes wants to fuck everyone in the room at a party. Unless they're smelly, fat, or too autistic to be fuckable.
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>>33904449
How fucking ugly are you to ask that in 2025? Every lone guy you see outside is most likely single, dumb cunt.
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>>33904439
Man-like creatures, sure.
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>>33904455
Sometimes it's good, and it's convenient.
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>>33904439
I have started having sexual fantasies about one yes
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>>33904455
Scratches the itch, even if just barely.
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>>33904462
You gotta tell us
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Hand posting now? Be gentle
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>>33904457
Why are you so mad dude daaamn chill bro
Whats so bad about my question?
I dont do social media, I dont have many friends
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>>33904459
>Man-like creatures
?
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>>33904455
Sometimes it's ok if it's actually fresh.
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>>33904468
Because your problem is self-inflicted. Say hi to a guy first and you'll get a bf, retard.
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>>33904470
Yeah. It's pretty hard to get a California roll wrong.
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>>33904467
cringe
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>>33904473
I dunno, I've had some REALLY old rice in America.
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>>33904467
eww
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where are the foid hands
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>>33904472
Okay, assuming I tell them hi. What the fuck do I say after that?
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How much will a cup of coffee/tea actually dehydrate you?
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>>33904476
>>33904479
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>>33904398
Guys don't approach in the street. Go to some free stuff and make friends. If you want to be really blatant you can do the fixing your hair trick. Don't look completely away when you look away, sit pretty and try to hold the vibe of "I'm aware you're looking at me and I'm waiting for you to say hello"
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>>33904480
Far away from me and nowhere near my moid hands >:(
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>>33904466
it sounds weird but the last time I saw him(and everyone else we have never been alone lol) he offered me snuff, tobacco that you inhale into your nose, and i later kept fantasizing about how suggestive it would've looked if instead of just dropping some on my hand (so i just tried it normally), he would've dropped some on his hand and i would've had to bend down slightly to inhale. this spawned some weird sexual fantasies into my head even though it's really rare for me.
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>>33904469
Don't ask!
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>>33904480
there are no women in here anon
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>>33904484
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>>33904483
'bout tree fiddy
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>>33904491
it's so joever
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>>33904449
I don't know where you volunteer at but I've volunteered at places like museums, libraries, shelters, hospital events and church events. i think the only one that had any sort of female volunteers was from church and most were married housewife groups. I'm jealous at how many women participate in your area, I feel like that is pretty rare to see.
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Ladies, would you ever attempt suicide to get back at an ex?
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>>33904482
Are you pretending to be stupid?
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>>33904485
This is what Im talking about, theres like an entire art to the "looking approachable in public"
I was also thinking of giving them an eyebrow flash and a smile but thats too goofy kek
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>>33904483
Very little to none for most people.
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>>33904499
Smile is good. Eyebrow thing is stupid.
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>>33904493
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>>33904498
That's her entire shtick.
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>>33904454
I feel like I'm closer to the target audience in being a millennial 2000s nostalgic who claps when he sees an MCR poster in a character's room.

Also for a game series set in the 2000s made by a foot fetishist there's a surprising lack of open toed shoes. Literally everyone I went to school with back then only wore flip flops, even in the winter.
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>>33903916
Can you start a harem with the blonde and brown woman?
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>>33904498
Dude I would drop my spaghetti after that first hi I can assure you of that
>>33904496
I find your situation weird. In my town young dudes dont really care about that
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How can you tell when a question on /atoga/ is being asked in good faith, or when it is meant to stir the pot? Is it easier or harder to tell than 4chan in general?
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>>33903958
>I have to move my guns to my parents house, shit is getting bad
Definitely do that, anon. Sorry you're going through this.
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What do job, university/grad school, and fellowship application rejection notices mean when they say "although your credentials are impressive, we have decided not to move forward...."

Can anyone who is not as much of an autist as I am decode that "impressive credentials" part? It sounds flattering on the surface but I feel like it's some kind of veiled insult.
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>>33904510
They’re all pot stirrers because people here couldn’t imagine taking anything seriously in their lives. Too autistic.
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>>33904510
I'd say easier. This is a very, very normal thread.
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>>33904509
So why do you want a bf if you can't even hold a simple conversation? You're a disaster. Fix yourself first before seeking for a relationship.
>>33904505
She seems genuinely retarded, like someone locked her in a basement for 25 years or whatever her age is.
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>>33903958
Do they know how to use them?
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>>33904509
In fairness, it's not really young dudes that participate either, it's definitely more guys than girls but the age range varies from teenagers to retired guys.
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>>33904514
I mean it's normal up until schizoposters, internet nazis, redpill rabbit hole dwellers, and self-hating racists show up. Or that one obsessive guy who always slut-shames a thread regular about her alleged sex life.
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>>33904499
Don't beat yourself up if every guy you try to attract doesn't approach, a lot of guys just don't have enough experience to try, or they aren't sure, can't spot interest. "body language" analysis is legit, people act a certain way physically based on what they are feeling, hunched shoulders for stress, crossing their arms for interest or defense. The important implication is that if you hold the right vibe, you will subconsciously do a lot of things that make up that "art" you are talking about, but you can do conscious things too like the hair trick, smiling, deliberate eye contact, too.
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I just read an article where they suggest using a burner phone if you travel to America. Crazy stuff.
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>>33903953
Stolen valour. You wake up early to do your hair.
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>>33904510
Every good faith question has a secret pixel embedded somewhere in the post, which sends telemetry back to benevolent powers-that-bee hiroshimoot, that some nice anon in currently formulating an accurate and well thought out response.
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>>33904519
Don't forget the femanon who asks the most retarded shit and then never replies to any of the replies.
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>>33904515
Im just your average 4channer with no life experience, youre the weirdo here if youre normal idk why youre so mad
>>33904517
Yeah makes sense
I was also forced to volunteer by my teachers when I was a teen
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women what would you say to me if i was right in front of you at this moment?
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>>33904512
It means they chose someone else.
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>>33904519
It's all quite droll compared to trolling I've seen on other boards, particular in other generals.
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>>33904398
>Out of nowhere guys started noticing me. Up until now they would barely make eye contact
You didn't change anything?
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My balls hurt and it's women's fault. Women, how could you have done this?
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>>33904512
they don't mean anything. it's a rejection template.
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>>33904521
Yup, that's what I've been hearing too. Apparently our goons are liable to check your shit for wrongthink now.
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Should I feel bad for flirting with multiple women? I actually want a girlfriend but it never goes anywhere but I'm starting to feel guilty for some reason
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>>33904512
the nepobaby won
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>>33904520
Thanks anon, I will keep this in mind
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I still feel avoidant af but I want sex. That is all.
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>>33904535
>Should I feel bad for flirting with multiple women? I actually want a girlfriend but it never goes anywhere but I'm starting to feel guilty for some reason
Bro, women fuck multiple men. Enjoy your flirts until you're exclusive.
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>>33904540
Thank you for sharing.
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>>33904540
One of these days you'll grow up.
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In the long term, i would like a woman with a medium sized chest. But at least once in my life i would like to suck on a flat chested woman
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>the cheater gender that cheats more
Is male.
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>>33904515
>Only extroverts are allowed to desire human intimacy and companionship.
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>>33904540
I wish I were near so I could fuck you.
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>>33904436
In a good way or a bad way
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>>33904531
Unironically my brow shape but I dont think guys notice shit like this
Maybe dressing more elegant, but it wasnt a big change though
Older women are more receptive to me too, one even called me pretty on the bus and kept talking to me through the whole ride
I actually feel so good now Im getting noticed I will finally escape the channel curse yaaas bitchhhhhh
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>>33904544
Not anytime soon.
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>>33904546
Men cheat because they feel pressured by having limited options compared to woman. And just to clarify, I'm explaining this behavior, not excusing it. I'm pretty sure most therapists who've had male cheaters as clients would tell you they see the same pattern.
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>>33904551
>Unironically my brow shape but I dont think guys notice shit like this
I might notice. I do find myself thinking
>she has nice eyebrows
about women sometimes.
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>>33904534
Oh no you are going to the gulag now after expressing this. Leftoids are completely delusional
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>>33904541
You right. I guess I just feel kinda guilty cause I only ever reach out when I'm drunk and I don't wanna be a serial flirt
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>>33904554
>blah blah blah i'm a cheater
Don't worry, at best you deserve a single mom gf who cheats on you, that is your level.
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>>33904555
Thats kinda fruity anon
I dont believe a straight man can appreciate a woman's brows
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>>33904558
There was a sheriff's deputy who got shitcanned for posting a picture of Woody Guthrie's guitar and saying he was against Fascism on his personal X account while off-duty. Fuck off with that shit.
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>>33904553
You are long overdue.
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>>33904562
Fellas, is it gay to admire a woman's looks?
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>>33904561
I've never cheated nor do I plan to. I'm just explaining to you what I think goes on in the mind of cheaters. Do you see the difference?
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Women do you like watching men kiss or make out?
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>>33904566
If its eyebrows yes 100%
What do you mean you can appreciate a good shape? How do you even know what its that
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>>33904564
Prepare for a shock ;3
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>>33904567
>i was muh explaining and definitely not justifying my cheating
Creatures like you deserve only death.
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>>33904469
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>>33904398
>>33904482
Unironically saying hi after a guy gives you eye contact is a great first start to looking welcoming enough for a guy to start a convo.

Step by step awkward girl recommended scenario from an autist girl who thinks too much:
>You're on the bus
>Guy gets on bus
>As he approaches you look up at him
>He looks back at you as he's walking
>Smile at him for a moment and then break eye contact
>Look forward, keep slight smile on face
>Don't look down at phone or turn head too far away
>He sits down next to you or in adjacent seat
>Make eye contact again, smile, and say "Hi"
>He probably says hi back
>Smile again, and look forward in the same way as before
>If you catch him looking again, look back and smile

I know this sounds ridiculous and scripted. But it has worked for me, both with men and also making friends with coworkers etc

Bonus points if you say "Hey how's it going" when he sits down instead of just "hi". It's fine if the result is just him saying "Good, you?" and you just say "Doing pretty good, thanks" and look away
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Need cunty bjork gf
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>>33904573
I don't cheat, dumbass.
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>>33904572
Ugh...
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>>33904522
I literally spent hours today making a new terrarium for my beetles and pet them while they chirped. Is that not tomboy shit?
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>>33904578
Why am I hearing so much about Bjork lately? Does she have a new album out? Did she die? Was she arrested for possessing cheese pizza?
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>>33904571
>How do you even know what its that
Your English isn't really good enough for me to care to engage with you much further.
A woman I dated made a big deal about her eyebrows, and I guess that left me with an eye for it.
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If a man interested in me can't muster the courage to say Hi first when I smile at him, I don't want him.
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>>33904584
Hi
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>>33904580
Kiss me thru the phone so I don’t have to go outside OuO
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>>33904584
bye
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>>33904588
Good lad.
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why do women hate low confidence men so much?
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Writing a novel is very time consuming.
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That masculine feel when you're avoidant but feel the need to cuddle and profess your undying love to a girl
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>>33904588
Haiii
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>>33904583
This is the most hurtful thing Ive heard in all my years of browsing 4chan
Whats wrong with that sentence?
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>>33904550
I don't know. I just can't tell if you're a skinny man or a normal woman
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>>33904595
No shit.
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>>33904581
Yeh, but it's pickme material to make people think that matters. I have spiders and collect animal skulls. Who gives a crap?
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>>33904595
chatgpt
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>>33904576
Something tells me you might be interested in thread no. 9038168 on /aco/.
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>>33904596
This would fix me.
Plus tickle flights, grubbing and words of encouragment while we work on projects together
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>>33904596
That is called being a beta
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>>33904593
It's more like, women don't want a feminine man. Might as well date another woman rather than a feminine "man".
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>>33904583
*is
Is that it? Im insecure about my grammar and now you made me feel bad
Im going to log the fuck off
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>>33904593
Because women prefer confidence men, like The Talented Mr. Ripley.
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>>33904584
Likewise for women. If she won't say hi first, she's not really interested.
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>>33904579
Justifying cheating is just as disgusting, you should be eunuch'd.
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>>33904593
They correctly believe that it's bad for your prospects if you can't even say hello to a stranger, particularly as a man talking to a woman
Also it means you probably just lack that "alpha" quality and weren't one of the guys that was good with girls when young, also a bad sign
Harsh, but it is justified
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>>33904598
>>33904607
"How do you even know what it is that?" is nonsensical.
"How do you even know what that is?" would more grammatically correct, but a fluent speaker probably would have opted to say "How do you even know what that looks like?
>Im insecure about my grammar and now you made me feel bad
Well, you called me a faggot, so I can't say I feel too guilty.
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Ever since I lost my job I've been half-assedly looking for work but spending most of my day watching videos about puppies raised by cats or about kittens raised by dogs.

It made me wonder, how would you feel if you were an animal of one species that became a surrogate mother to another species? Would it affect your feelings about their species as a whole? Like if you were a dog that brought up a littler of kittens and you saw a cat you wouldn't know, would you feel friendly and positive towards that cat?
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>>33904593
Because they're not reliable protectors or providers.
>>33904611
Mommy dommys don't exist, weirdo.
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>>33904612
I told you already it was an explanation, not a justification. Criminology students learn how to explain why people commit murders, does that mean they are going to go out and kill people? Probably not.
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>>33904599
I'm neither, ironically. Just a man with vampirism wearing a sweatshirt. My hands aren't quite as hairless in real life.
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>>33904596
avoidants lead a sad life
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Is it possible to OD on Aleve and stuff like that if you follow the maximum dosage often but just barely?
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>>33904615
I would think so. I mean, even when I worked with exotics I've raised more kittens than any other species, so I feel a strong fondness/need to care for all cats.
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>>33904617
I said nothing about mommies nor dommies, but I stand by what I did say.
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>>33904625
Do you think a litter of kittens who are fostered by a dog as their surrogate mother would have a positive attitude toward all dogs, or would they see other dogs besides their dog surrogate mother as a potential predator due to the size difference?
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i miss him but it will never work i have to find a new him
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>>33904624
OD as in die? No. You can do some harm to your liver and shit though.
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>>33904600
It's fun, at least.
>>33904602
If an LLM is allowed within five feet of my obituary, I'm going to remain on earth as a vengeful ghost until the sun burns out.
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>>33904611
This. I'm not humiliating myself anymore.
We all know that they approach Chads themselves and while I'm not a Chad, I've had a few bitches approach me first and it has always led to sex or dates.
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>>33904629
*dances just out of eyesight*
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>>33904624
for aleve specifically, no you wont OD and die, but if you take over the max recommended amount for a long period of time its going to cause you to get stomach ulcers and bad heartburn so don't do it.
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>>33904634
wtf
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>>33904614
Oh Im sorry I hurt your feelings anon :"(
Do you put a finger up your butt when youre admirin women's eyebrows?
Also, please continue to criticize my writing I want to improve my english
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>>33904628
They'd be familiar with dog behaviour, or "language," so as long as the dog is friendly, I imagine they would see them positively.
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>>33904632
Only trannies think this though, most women never approach (even chad). But if you want to act like a little girl so be it, nobody can stop you kek.
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>>33904637
*sings our favourite songs softly so you think it could be a hallucination*
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>>33904643
Are you some kind of poltergeist haunting your ex gf on 4chan
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>>33903953
No, Courtney seems to be on the smaller side
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>>33904647
I’m a bad dream you have to wake up from.
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>>33904652
Strange, since I am not the person you were initially replying to
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>>33904654
I am everyone’s bad dream. I am disgust.
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>>33904641
>you're a tranny for dating girls actually interested in you
Sure bro
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>>33904641
>most women never approach
I was always approached. But you be you, lol.
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What was your favorite or most common drug to do with friends when you were in school? Back in my school days we all did whippets, codeine cough syrup, and cheap gas station K2 and salvia.
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>>33904648
BTW
Flambae's name is Chad
Invisigal's name is Courtney
Phenomaman's alien name is Katon-Ur
Waterboy's name is Herm
Coupe's name is Janelle
Prism's name is Alice
Sonar's name is Victor
Golem's name is Bruno
Malevola's name is Malevola Gibb
Punch Up's name is Colm
And Blonde Blazer's name is Mandy
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Anyone else itt single and unhappy about it or just me
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>>33904659
>i want to act like the woman in the relationship and i'm going to keep whining to everyone about it
You do you lel
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>>33904581
I hope a passerby stomps all of them to death. Bugs are gross.
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>>33904668
You won't be single when you go to prison and get passed around in the shower as a shared commodity.
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>>33904662
M
Weed. Weeeeeeeed. Dude weed lol.
We smoked lots of blunts and joints.
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Shortest song that is really good in your opinion.
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>>33904673
What is my crime?
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>>33904677
The same as mine.

My only crime was curiosity.
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>>33904648
Invibitch better die cuz I hate waifufagging
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>>33904667
>Invisigal's name is Courtney
Truly a brown girl name
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>>33904662
Omega 3 and C vitamin, sometimes we would take dry straw pretending it was a cigarette.
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>>33904624
If you're super sick and just do it once I can't see the harm. There are better ways though.
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Women when will you be joining the 4b movement?
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>>33904668
Well, I THOUGHT I had a boyfriend but I guess I was wrong again.
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>>33904675
pretty much all early msi songs
but this is very very much my opinion
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>>33904681
I hate this art style so much.
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>>33904688
It's a shame Jimmy Urine turned out to be a creepy nonce, Frankenstein Girls Will Seem Strangely Sexy is a classic album
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Psl_5n8R23A
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>>33904668
whenever i think about you before sleeping,when i wake up there is a white liquid on my body
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>>33904675
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f728T_wocZ8
>Sometimes, existential dread
>Comes ringin' through loud and clear
>I'll adjust and simply let go
>I guess itiswhat it is(Is)
>I'm not sure of what's comingnext
>But I'll be alright as long as I keep breathin'
>I know I'll be alright
>I know I'll be alright
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>>33904675
Lil Darkie - Drink my piss you nasty slut yeah yeah
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I got banned for professing my love to foidh8moid. Did she see my message at least?
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>>33904467
why are you fingering india?
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>>33904675
M, song 2 is only 2 minutes
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>>33904667
Mandy Demandy or Courtney Court Me?
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>>33904695
Very strange since I'm a man
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>>33904675
F Gotta go with Jimi. Little Wing.
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>>33904662
This
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>>33904698
wai wait wait wait what?????
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>>33904668
No, only single
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>>33904702
How can white girls even compete
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>>33904662
Coffee. Yeh, I went there.
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>>33904675
The one that goes bee boo boo bop
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>>33904601
I don't glorify it or talk about anywhere else unless it comes up in this specific context. Also it's part of my job. I was just trying to prove my point that the "tomboy" label may or may not be qualified or disqualified hy singular things.
>>33904670
Rude. These ones are cute.
>>33904681
Fuck you.
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>>33904708
Lucky you. That was me until recently
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>>33904701
That's a very solid answer.
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>>33904701
Which one?
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>>33904709
This sucks lol
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>>33904673
My bussy is tingling at the thought of it...
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>>33904589
Maybe if you went outside you'd find another gay man.
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>>33904710
*Slow clap
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>>33904675
F Fastball Out of My Head
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>>33904712
>t. Courtney
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>>33904687
My condolences.
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>>33904712
They're bugs, and all bugs are gross. The only good bug is one that just got eaten by a bird.
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>>33904723
I do go outside.
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>>33904704
Uh, marry me?
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>>33904623
It is kind of a choice though.
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What's with embeds not working?
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>>33904727
So what? You gonna get it tattooed on your dick, or can yours only fit two letters?
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>>33904723
I am constantly outside, and I always end up alone. Is there even a point trying, anymore? TMinus 20 min til end of my work day.
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>>33904726
Fastball is so underrated.
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>>33904734
Seems fine on my end.
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>>33904735
Tattoos are for brown people
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>>33904741
I'm actually mad at you now.
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>>33904731
And yet here we are with your posting.
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>>33904742
If you are who I think you are, then that's a compliment
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So who's gonna approach who at the club? I thought you shouldn't try to approach women cause they're there to have a good time?
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>>33904738
>>33904743
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>>33904730
Look up bess beetles. They're important detritus eaters, very clean, very slow, very gentle, etc. Also cute as fuck.
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>>33904698
back off buddy, myao is my wife!
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>>33904746
I probably am. Doesn't change that being rude is bad.
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>>33904747
Don't be such a wussy, go to the club and say, "I've got a cock, You've got a pussy"
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>>33904751
No they're not. You're insane.
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>>33904698
Leave her alone, that waist belongs to me!
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I really just want to curl up into a little ball and stop existing after work today, but I've got family visiting and am headed to dinner with them tonight. I am oppressed. I suffer.
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>>33904763
Fuck you. I'd sooner stomp your toes than my bugs. They actually contribute to educating people, while the only thing you can teach is how to be an asshole.
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>>33904751
Nta I just did and no, they are fucking insects, they aren't cute.
And neither are spiders, in case you were going to mention tgose next.
You people are so fucking weird.
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State gender: would you rather have an ugly partner or beautiful one?
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>>33904770
Educate this *unzips dick*
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Can it lead to looking younger than your age if you have had a 1-2 year long neet phase where you barely went outside? Assuming you still ate as healthily than the average young person if not healthier.
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>>33904713
What happened?
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>>33904770
>how to be an asshole
That's actually a valuable skill
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>>33904775
I hate spiders, but did you see the bess beetles in motion? They're extremely slow and gentle. They also chirp when they're scared. They really are the best bugs to get over aversion to bugs in general.
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>>33904770
Pls stomp on me mommy
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Anyone else go to the hospital yesterday? My balls were bleeding a lot so I panicked.
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>>33904785
Tripped and fell
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>>33904780
Sorry, I keep the microscopes at work.
>>33904788
In what context?
>>33904791
I hate you guys sometimes.
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>death wobbling
>wonder why
>front tire is visibly flat
How am I alive?
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>>33904790
nta I thought that was jumping spiders?
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>>33904790
An aversion to bugs isn't something you "get over", it's just common sense. It's like an aversion to drinking arsenic.
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>>33904778
M
Beautiful.
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>>33904795
>In what context?
https://youtu.be/5ZKa61z1eTk
At work, for example
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>>33904798
No. Tiny animals with sudden movements make things scary, especially for adults for some reason. Plus they're predators, which is scary in a way. But these beetles are not startling at all beyond the chirping if you're unaware how "vocal" they are (it's actually just stridulation).
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>>33904799
nta it's not? Very few bugs are actually dangerous, they just creepy? Are you the one that doesn't like big dogs?
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>>33904799
It's possible to be affected by reasonable aversions to an inappropriate degree. I would know, I'm working on an aversion to cum despite wanting a normal relationship and to have a baby.
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Women, will you pray for me?
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>>33904698
>>33904706
why must you bait me like this :(

>>33904753
myao??

>>33904764
thanks for liking my waist <3 lols
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>>33904809
>to have a baby
A racist polycule is not a good place for that
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>>33904808
I have a mild fear of dogs because I was hospitalized twice for dog attacks as a kid (different dogs each time). But that's unrelated. Bugs are gross.
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>>33904790
I don't have an aversion.
I just don't think of them as cute, becsuse that is not normal for a human to do.
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>>33904814
I'm not going to beat you down again, but your awful lies are as ugly as your intentions.
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>>33904816
Is it the multiple legs?
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>>33904809
>aversion to cum
You've just never had a really good one before. Mine, for example.
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>>33904809
Yeah, but that's just you being a weirdo. I feel sorry for your exes, for whom you didn't bother trying to get over your aversion.
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>>33904812
>thanks for liking my waist <3 lols
Nothing I desire more.
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>>33904822
Gag.
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JH is it always the the of you having sex or do you take turns watching?
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Is it rape if I keep having unprotected sex with a woman because she wants a baby, even though I'm infertile and I haven't told her?
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>>33904823
I didn't have the time or resources I have now. I'm lucky to be in such a good place that I can afford to go to therapy, like financially/professionally/mentally.
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>>33904820
They are bugs.
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>>33904826
Sometimes someone needs a break or is busy, so it's not always a threesome.
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Not for the opposite sex, but have any men here been to therapy for depression? Did it actually help you? It gets memed all the time that it's for women and I should just go work out or something but I tried that and it hasn't worked.

Don't want pills btw. The way I see it depression is the right way to feel about my circumstances, but I've failed to change them myself and need help.
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>>33904828
It's not rape, but it's very cruel.
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>>33904828
I would never want to have any children myself, but you are a scumbag.
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>>33904832
JH loves bugs more than people
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>>33904828
Why are you doing that if you aren't married? If you are married how does she not know that? No part of this is okay and you should stop.
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>>33904837
M
Yeah, it was nice to finally tell someone in-person how much I hated myself and wanted to kill myself. It was a relief, but it didn't fix my issues. SSRIs did.
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She's so fucking winning and can have constant threesomes, while I can't have an foursome with all my girls because they don't know about each other. What did I do wrong...
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>>33904837
It can help in the same way as journalling can. Venting and untying the knots. Sometimes just talking about it with someone lessens it's power over you or gives you an idea of what to change, whether that's a situational/lifestyle change, or change in perspective. If you're unable to do that yourself with a journal, and don't have a friend that will talk through it in depth with you, that's when a therapist can help. You still have to make the changes in your life yourself though, and it can be easy to get stuck in the habit of just talking about your depression while not actually doing anything.
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>>33904837
>depression is the right way to feel about my circumstances
Not if depression is what's keeping you from doing anything about your circumstances. Which I how depression typically operates.
>I've failed to change them myself and need help.
Exactly. See above.
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Ok, I’ve had enough. How do I get off of hardcore porn for good?
It seems like I do ok for a week or 2 then I go right back to hardcore stuff. I’m sick of this.
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>>33904853
How do you struggle with not watching porn? Just don't click the links you retard.
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>>33904853
Just stop typing the addresses of porno sites into your web browser, stupid.
Exercise a modicum of self control.
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>>33904848
>because they don't know about each other
That's where you fucked up.
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Unrequited love hurts like a fucking bitch. I feel like I have the flu
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>>33904826
>Chad gets 2 gfs
>I can't even get one to look at me
I hate this gay world
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>bf's middle school crush wished him a happy birthday
Will he leave me for her? Should I end the relationship?
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>>33904858
Sorry that happened to you. But I can't help you with that.
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>>33904860
STFU
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>>33904853
Just use your brain.
It's like half of you people can't imagine anything. It's not difficult to see an ass and tits in your head.
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>>33904860
maybe just me but it'd find it creepy as fuck if anyone from middle school suddenly wished me a happy birthday, unless we were still actually friends of course.
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>>33904861
Balls. It's like I'm carrying around an extra fifty pounds
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I never knew jacking off could be this much of a work out.
busted one in the 8kg pussy and ass onahole.
was manhandling that shit, I need to lift more iron.
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Question for women:

As of late the bedroom dynamics have changed with my wife. She used to be normal (read submissive), now she’s really dominant.

I don’t mind but I read this might be a sign she is cheating.

Should I worry?
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>>33904871
Can you be more specific on what her submission and domination is like? And how your role has changed?
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How often are men offered group sex from women?
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>>33904388
U look cold and a lil low blood pressure
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>>33904870
Masturbation is unironically a great motivator to exercise. Started squatting just to ride dildos better, and now I feel more flexible and fit than I have in like a decade.
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>>33904869
Yeah, I've been there.
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>>33904877
Ok Mac
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>>33904860
I don't think about school crushes at all
But the first name of my HS crush goes really well with my last name, I'll probably name my daughter that.
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>>33904873
She initiates now. Tells me what to do like eat her out.

Sometimes she doesn’t want me to penetrate her and she jacks me off while rubbing my prostate.
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>>33904878
Me too, and I can’t decide if that’s making this any easier or harder. Right now, I feel like I deserve euthanasia.
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>>33904884
Weird af
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>>33904812
Sorry I just wanted your attention but I get nervous >_<
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>>33904876
Thank you
I've always wanted to look like I'm constantly on the verge of fainting
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>>33904898
Is that how u feel
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>>33904863
No
>>33904867
He made a birthday post and she sent him a message. It's probably pretty normal, but he seemed happy enough to bring it up.
He's also sent me a silly baby photo of a girl he used to like. It's a funny reaction pic out of context, but in context I'm now unsure.
>>33904884
This is weird depending on how nice it sounds.
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>>33904889
The more times you do it, the more practice you get getting over it. You start trusting more in your ability to handle it. But I still couldn't actually tell you HOW get over it.
>Right now, I feel like I deserve euthanasia.
That batman quote comes to mind
>we fall so that we can learn to pick ourselves back up
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>>33904896
did u actually tho?

>>33904824
just like my desire to intertwine my fingers with anon's...
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Have you ever healed one ailment and caused a new one as a result?
Hey I'm back turns out I go into severe withdrawals when I can't vent on here
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>>33903882
She's copying me >:(
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>>33904904
>I go into severe withdrawals when I can't vent on here
Sounds like something you should fix. For your own sake.
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men, do you meet the minimum requirements for being worthy of love?
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>>33904912
No.
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>>33904874
at least once in their life. Should've said yes.
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>>33904911
I was just kidding
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>>33904899
Naww. Constantly on the verge of falling asleep maybe. Are we dating now?
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>>33904912
Nope
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>>33904912
>27 yo minimum wager living with parents
No
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>my boyfriend
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>>33904922
Zzzz no, has no one ever asked u about yourself?
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>>33904903
You should be up when I am, not when I'm about to go to bed.
Then we could have some fun and you could show me your claws.
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Men how much should I charge for feet pics?
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>>33904912
Apparently not.
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Women, wordcel bf or stemcel bf?
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>>33904912
I have been told by women so.
And I know I have a worth.
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>>33904908
! Hello lol
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>>33903899
Considering I'd only eat bread rolls who cares
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what is the next best thing for when you know you will never get a gf?
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>>33904934
an example?
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>>33904938
Hi
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>>33904932
You'd be surprised(or not)
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>>33904940
Learning how to cook yummy food
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>>33904934
bout tree fiddy
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>>33904912
I exceed them
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>>33904936
athlete, or alternatively a financebro
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It's so fucking easy to get a random girlfriend. But I want more, I want to fuck queens and celebrities, not peasants.
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i miss my togies sooo much
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>>33904944
What games do u like
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Women, can you say something nice for once?
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>>33904934
No matter the price, the cost is always your soul.
Prostitutes never end up the same.
>inb4
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>>33904945
Unironically already know how to do that. Next?
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>>33904953
Like what?
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I want a husband I want a husband I want a husband
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>>33904940
Good friends, a cozy home, good hobbies
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>>33904956
What's the yummiest thing u can cook
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>>33903867
>Noticed my qt boss had black nail polish on.
>Was like "ooh whats the occasion?"
>She's confused
>Say I'm a low voice "blackmail polish makes me obedient"
>She laughs

I do all dumb stuff like this with her, touch our palms together. When I noticed her nose bump I said I always wanted to touch one, she offers hers for me to touch and rub for a bit.

Could she potentially like me? I kind of have a crush on her. She did invite me to her bday house party. Not sure if I should go or what to expect
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>>33904953
I like it when men are 6'3. Makes my heart flutter.
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>>33904957
if i tell you what to say, then whats the point?
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>>33904962
>I do all dumb stuff like this
you mean sexually harass her.
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>>33904959
.
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Foids
What would make you randomly compliment a guy? Have you ever done it before? If so, why?
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>>33904965
>sexually harass
There's no such thing. If a woman accepts it, she's ready for the cock.
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>>33904961
I don't know if it's objectively the tastiest, but I've been braisemaxxing recently and Beef Bourgandy goes harder than it should for what it is, so I'll go with that. Especially because it's cold out now.
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>>33904962
You're literally retarded
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>>33904963
Thanks, moid-kun
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>>33904968
If he smells really good. If its a band shirt I like.
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>>33904962
Are you going to post this shit all week? Fuck off
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>>33904964
Well promise you won't say something like "that wasn't good enough" when I say anything positive?
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>>33904952
Crusader kings 3, league of legends. Although the last game I actually finished was nier automata. Wbu?
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>>33904953
I am obsessed with male arms
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>>33904968
post the full comic
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>>33904976
Yes he will.
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my ceiling is covered in ladybugs
drafty old house
wish i could still get DDT
id rather have cancer down the line if i could poison the earth under my house for 500 years
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>>33904970
Beef bourguignon is a main plot point in a book i'm reading thats creepy
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I think I would be good at fuckking but I don't have a penis and it wouldn't be the same with a dildo but I've got the hip rhythm down
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Lifting for femanon
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>>33904975
>If he smells really good
Do you like the scent of tobacco and a hooker's perfume lingering on me?
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>>33904968
>Hey, nice jacket
this literally never happens
women dont compliment men, (especially strangers) EVER.
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>>33903867
Why do women who say they're accepting of transgenders and act like you're a bad person if you don't believe they are women also get the ick if a guy says he's into transgenders or would fuck one?
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>>33904933
u like claws? ≽^•⩊•^≼
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>>33904943
Hope it got quieter over there
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>>33904990
Please do. Dont forget to cut and keep it Lean!
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>>33904994
They do when they're trying to be malicious about it.
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>>33904978
Have u been watching the moist man's league series
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>>33904987
Make it, you'll thank me later. Now answer my question please.
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>>33904977
sure

>>33904979
musculr ones?
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>>33904988
Nah, 1% of men are actually good. I'm in that percent, and you won't be. Fast movement can be really tiring, plus you have to know the right position for penetration.
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>>33904997
Mhm, but only if you know how to use them.
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>>33904986
pic rel
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>>33904995
Women almost always only say that they support transgender because of social obligation and invisible good girl points. They don't actually believe it. There are very few people who actually believe they're the same and there's totally no difference between them. The rest just don't want to get banned from their social media. They don't want to lose their job or have you tell everyone that they actually don't support trannies and then they have social consequences
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>>33905000
>shaving torso
gay
>saving this picture
quadruple gay
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>>33904968
>What would make you randomly compliment a guy?
if i get too awkward lmao

>Have you ever done it before? If so, why?
uh no i havent
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>>33904994
It's always taken as hitting on them so naw ain't doing that unless i'm into someone or it's a friend wearing cool shit
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>>33905000
>No body hair
What a meek and pathetic male.
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Femanons, do you really like sucking dick that much?
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>>33905000
>perfect 10/10 body
>small dick
what god did he anger in a previous life that would do this to him?
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>>33904968
make her hair brown and its james and angela
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>>33904999
It did
Cool numbers
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>>33905004
I'm a veggie so I cant but i respect the hustle, i agree with ur other reply
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>>33905018
They don't answer this honestly. They'll say yes, then you marry them, and then the blowjobs stop.
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>>33905018
no, who told you that?
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>>33905020
maybe he's a grower
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It's going to be one of those threads, huh.
I'm out.
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>>33905006
Thank you for believing in me
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>>33905011
I support hot passing trans women rights, not the ugly moid ones
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It's going to be one of those threads, huh.
I'm in.
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>>33905028
what kind of thread?
>>
Hot take: More attractive trans are better than less attractive women, and having sex with them isn't gay.
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>>33905002
Nah. I didn't even know he went back to playing league kek
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>>33905012
Am I gay? I do prefer fuzzy but men seem to prefer to shave
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>>33905028
Definitely one of the atoga threads
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>>33905034
You can just admit to being bisexual, you know. It's accepted these days.
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>>33905038
men shave so their physique is more visible
im skinnyfat dyel so why bother
also it hurts too much
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>>33905036
He's fully lost in the sauce his descent was peak content
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>>33904960
>>33905023
I already have all of those. What else?
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>If women were BUILT, then who designed them?
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how God was invented.
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>>33905022
Why thank you. It’s been fun talking to a woman who understands how cool three of same number is
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>>33905028
>I'm out.
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>>33905049
Lmfao
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>>33905045
Well, thats its. I guess a purpose woukd be good. Thats what permanent bachelors used to do
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>>33905048
Haha angel numbers
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>>33905017
I also removed all my body hair with laser. But I'm a femboy. Anyway, body hair is gross, and in ancient Rome, where we got standards of beauty, it was considered barbaric and gross. If you look at ancient statues, you won't find a single one with body hair.
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>>33905020
F
I let out an audible sigh when I saw that. Shame.
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>>33905045
Idk an ability to think for urself
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>>33905010
Are you sure those are ladybugs?
Put them in the grass/garden, they chew through lice like a maelstrom.
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>>33905044
Damn... Now I'm interested. I'll have to take a look later
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>>33905047
>If women were BUILT, then who designed them?
Yakkub, obviously.
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>>33905012
>>33905017
Incel hands.
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>>33905052
>>33905056
I already have a purpose. I know what I want out of life. I was asking for the next best thing to having a gf is.
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>>33905057
yes. red with black spots
my ceiling is like 10 feet high though how will i get them
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>>33905053
I’m so annoyed that I have to go do shit that isn’t flirting with anon for a few hours later
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>>33905041
I'm bisexual. But wanting to fuck trans isn't gay. I wanted to do it even back when I was straight.
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>>33905064
A stick.
Or use a chair.
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>>33905063
Well we already gave u our opinion on the next best thing, now you're asking specifically for yourself
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>>33905063
>I was asking for the next best thing to having a gf is
nta, but sexbots will be coming out sooner rather than later, so you can look forward to that. If the ai is good enough it can emulate the lovey dovey parts of the relationship too.
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>>33905069
>using ai to replicate human affection
vomit vomit vomit vomit vomit
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>>33905063
>I was asking for the next best thing to having a gf is
pringles can, 2x sponges, rubber glove
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>>33905065
Be stronggk like I was
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>>33905007
how exactly?

>>33905018
i dont know, is it yours?
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>>33905069
Girls finally truly be a hivemind.
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>>33905071
if you're too ugly to get it naturally, what other option is there? Just starve yourself of it?
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>>33904959
no
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>>33905072
Just buy a fleshlight like a normal person. I have a collection of them.
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>>33905077
Outside reflects the inside, stop thinking so highly of urself and find an ugly girl to love
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>>33905068
I mean to be fair those were things that you should strive to do regardless of whether or not you have a gf. It's like if someone asked for financial advice and you told him to brush his teeth.
I was asking for anything that comes close to scratching that particular itch you get scratched when in a relationship.
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>>33905075
How you move your hands, where you put them. Knowing when the grope, when to carress, when to scratch and leave your markings.
I'm off to sleep now.
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>>33905082
ugly girls would rather get sexually assaulted by chad than give ugly dudes a chance, be real.
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>>33905082
The most retarded take I've seen on this thread.
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>>33905087
And there it is
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>>33905082
why would I date someone I'm not attracted to? That sounds miserable for the both of us.
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>>33905067
i tried a broom bu they just fly to a different spot
im going to buy those bug gas can things that concentration camp gas chamber them to death
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>>33905094
The truth, yes.
Ugly girls hate ugly men.
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>>33905092
Ur parents must have been ugly as fuck though and they made it work, why cant you
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>>33905094
>>33905087
that was not me btw
>>
Men
Have you ever been very attracted to a girl who was not conventionally beautiful?
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>>33905099
my parents are both reasonably attractive. Sometimes you just have bad luck with how genetics mix
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>>33905074
:) well ok that does help
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>>33905071
human affection is about as real as AI is
whats the difference
a woman pretending to love you, or a computer pretending to love you
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>>33905099
Uglo bitch stfu, no one will give you a chance
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>>33905105
yeah, she had huge tits
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>>33905099
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>>33905110
Absolutely soulless
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>>33905105
i dont know
beautiful is beautiful to me
i dont think about convention
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>>33905114
why is the plane sick
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Moids what job do I get to support two kids as a foid? Moid cheated on me and left 2 kids so I'm looking for a job I can do
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I used to think sharing a bank account with your partner was a meme or maybe a cuckold thing, but no - retards do this unironically.
I don't want to share my precious income with anyone, and ain't no way in hell I'm sharing it with a woman.
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>>33905105
yes, my best (girl) friend from high school
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>>33905117
The other planes at preschool caught the chicken pox first
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>>33905094
what did he say that was not true?
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>>33905115
Women should be really alarmed if quote "their best attempt at human affection" can be beaten easily and surpassed by a literal chatbot.
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>>33905121
so sad
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>>33905115
that's true. so it doesnt matter either way
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>>33905119
I don’t think you’ll have to worry about that since you’re simultaneously a sakuraposter and a frogposter
>>
women give you sex and what do you give in return?
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>>33905105
>who was not conventionally beautiful?
What does that mean? Have I been very attracted to an ugly girl? No.
It's more like I know that a fatty or a mid bitch will be easier and that makes my dick hard, but I don't actually want to date them. Nowadays they seem to have egos too because other men are doing the same thing.
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>>33905111
Aw ur lashing out again sweetheart
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>>33905116
Ok describe the beautiful girl
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>>33905118
anesthesiologist
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>>33905124
Eh they all lived. Maybe they even got a cool scar like I did
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>>33905127
sex also?
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>>33905118
Chad breeding cow
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>>33905071
this!

>>33905086
gn ^-^
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>>33905127
foreplay
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>>33905126
I'm had a few gfs before, but never got far enough to share a fucking bank account.
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>>33905122
>Ugly women hate us so there's no point
>I hate ugly women so there's no point
>Me and my 4chan bros know women so well already
Give up then?
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>>33905118
Why did you choose a cheater? You reap what you sow.
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>foids don't know what survivorship bias is
imagine coming here and taking women's opinions on anything seriously instead of just shitposting.
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>>33905131
shes a small hairy mexican girl with some kind of vision impairment. lazy eye i think. she has a cute voice and long hair though
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>>33905105
Yeah. Like, as long as someone has good hygiene, makes it really obvious that they like you and shows initiative, it's surprisingly easy. Or maybe I'm just desperate idk
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>>33905105
Yes. Most of them actually.
White women are rare here, so I'm happy with whatever I get.
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>>33905118
You rape him for alimony and child support. Live with your parents, then enlist
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>>33905144
ye, you are very smart because you know what survivorship bias is
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>>33905134
dick is worthless
>>33905137
she could just buy a vibrator
>>
Men. Do you have fond memories of the female sex workers who pleasured or teased your winky?
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>>33905144
She still thinks she's been talking to the same anon all this time, lol.
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>>33905144
>assuming there are women on /atoga/ in the first place
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Is it creepy to keep track of all of his exes and everything he does online, or is it fine?
If you long term gf did this what would you think?
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>>33905151
you can just say you don't like men
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>>33905105
Yes. Men well happily fall head over heels for any woman willing to give them scraps of affection.
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>>33905150
newest tiktok buzzword maybe?
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>>33905142
>>Me and my 4chan bros
you have to be 18 to post here
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>>33905142
>Give up then?
Yeah duh, thats what we're doing
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>>33905144
Why to you assume no female understands it?
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>>33905154
There were proofs.
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>>33905157
Is this why men try to trap women into hostage "friendships" hoping they'll turn into relationships?
>>
men give you money and what do you give in return?
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>>33905127
permission to wear my sweatshirts
homemade meatballs
hugs and kisses xoxoxo
a personal chauffeur
free booze
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>>33905161
But if u all know ur a bunch of useless cunts why do u keep complaining about it?
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>>33905155
>Honey... why are you obsessed with a ginger who's happily married with a much taller, wealthier dude than me and a golddigger with whom I broke up after just 3 weeks?
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>>33905166
Code.
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>>33905166
Wheres the money ?
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>>33905119
>my precious
What are you, fucking Gollum?
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>>33905155
I like clingy and would think it was cute. Cute jealous gf.
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>>33905136
Are you white?
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>>33905171
code??????
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>>33905152
i would NEVER let a sex worker rob me of my virginity
>>
Her hands are so small compared to my pebis
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Women, have you ever spent money on a man?
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>>33905164
No, men are just the romantic gender. They fall in love easily.
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>>33905162
>I've seen ugly men with pretty women before
>>
Do men act more gay with their dude friends than women do with their female friends?
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>>33905180
i once bought a male coworker a muffin
he never talked to me again
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>>33905155
I think that is stuff that cute femcel gfs do
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>>33905177
Yeah, that dude's a code monkey. Or maybe just a script kiddie.
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>>33905169
>pls anons my ugly ass is ready for any cock(((
>how can you not like it, you useless cunts!!!
lol, chill, buy yourself a new dildo, I don't know.
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>>33905183
M
idk my friends act gay to eachother but not to me
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>>33905157
This just isn't true at all. Maybe it's true for you, but you can't make blanket statements that it's true for all men. It is so not true for all men. I spent all of senior year relentlessly hounding down this boy that was very nice to me, and he was the only friend that I had. If I didn't sit with him at lunch, I sat in the bathroom by myself. I was as nice to him as I could possibly be. I struggled so hard just to get him to give me a number or a discord or anything. I constantly asked if he wanted to hang out outside of school. He was always busy or didn't want to. I always asked about his hobbies, continually got him to talk about himself, just to listen to him talk. I would offer to make him food, baked goods, whatever i could. We did exchange birthday presents, and that was great. People thought we might have been a couple, but he'd always shoot it down immediately. Eventually, I realized that he just didn't like me personally. He did like my personality, but I was too chubby for him. He wanted a skinny girl, and I wasn't that. He ended up choosing a girl that was just a little bit taller than me. Same hair color, brown eyes, instead of blue, same skin tone, same body frame. She was just all skin and bone. That's what I did wrong. So no, you can't just be nice to him. You have to also be attracted to him.
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>nooo you can't smoke, drink or do drugs, you'll die earlier
And? It's downhill for everyone after 30. If you weren't attractive in the first place, I don't see why it matters if you try to enjoy life a little bit.
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>>33905177
Yes. I'm not going to code for free. Not for you at least. I might do some hobby coding of my own in my free time.
>>
Do you enjoy abuse?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEmoW7yEaV4
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>>33905171
>>33905177
>>33905187
Lies and fake news.
Women are physically unable to code.
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I just leaked so much cummies 9_9
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>>33905188
Im so confused at how women don't like u?
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>>33905192
I won't read it. Glad for you, or sorry that happened.
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>>33905184
Why did you do that?
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>>33905193
enjoying life is hanging out with friends, visiting places you want to go, going for a nice scenic drive, etc.
Not getting "buzzed" or "high" or "drunk"
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>>33905138
That’s because it’s wife territory.
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There is no point in explaining. Women just don't get it, they couldn't, by design.
Just tell them they're right and validate their moralfaggotry and move on with your life. Pigeon chess is just never worth playing.
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>>33905184
look at this weirdo buying things to people
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>>33905196
You're dumb if you think that. Also you're dumb for assuming I'm a woman.
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>>33905202
You’re right but the scare quotes make you sound like such a nerd
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>>33905201
it was a 2-pack but I forgot my phone so i asked him to pay for it for me but id pay him back the whole cost of the muffins
i dont know why i did it
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>>33905192
he could smell the desperation on you lol. He must've assumed you were an organ harvester.
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>>33905200
Sorry, it's late. TLDR. Man like you if man attracted to you. Man can no make attraction happen. It there or not.
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>>33905206
Doing nice things for someone is an overture for sex in Dude Culture. That's why guys get uncomfortable when other guys do nice things for them, because they think it means the dude doing the nice action is gay and wants some fuck-ass time.
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>>33905177
Yeah, I recommend going with Ymir, though you have to wait until the DLC to get it. But you can wear the Subzero Shroud with Intensification and use the Lightning Broniac with Drain and still maintain Normal mobility, so it's worth looking forward to.
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>>33905210
"they" make me "sound like" a "nerd"?
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>>33905173
A lot of people on this site are tbqh
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I think femanons come here to intentionally insult and make fun of loser men. Do you get some sort of enjoyment out of that?
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>>33905192
Maybe you have a shitty personality, so work on that.
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>>33905212
Probably the desperation too, yeah. I was just some chubby autistic weirdo with no friends. But that's not the point. The point was all you have to do is be nice to a man and he'll love you forever.
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>>33905211
>it was a 2-pack
2-Pack? Didn't he get shot and died?
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>>33905204
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>>33905217
“Yes”
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>>33905199
I'm not that anon, just so you know. Bitches love me. I just want you to chill.
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>>33905215
I don't think I am part of dude culture
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>>33905192
>fat bitch went after a guy out of her league
Lol, why didn't you pick a guy in your own weight class?
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>>33905192
ummm girl. The bar is literally in hell for men, so if he didn't go for you there was a very good reason for that. Maybe you're not as charming as you think you are.
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>>33905219
And us men would never dream of doing the same exact thing every thread, would we
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>>33905220
I was able to get boyfriends that were in a similar league after I just lost weight and got as skinny as I could.
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>>33905227
Be honest, have you ever created a hand-made valentine for a woman and handed it to her hoping it would win her over to date you? Even if she was already in a relationship, or showed every sign that she wasn't into you?

Then you're part of Dude Culture.
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>>33905226
U don't think i'm kinda funny though? Aww
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>>33905232
No, I never did that
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>>33905232
nta
i dont think anybody has done that in 20 years
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>>33905231
Boyfriends? As in multiple at the same time? Did you have a harem? Like some kind of chippendales seraglio of boy toys you could fuck?
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>>33905234
A little bit. Like a cute chihuahua.
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>>33905240
Today you remind me of a small Mexican Chihuahua
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>>33905228
Oh, he wasn't out of my league. He just didn't like me. The girl that he liked did not like him either. She didn't like anybody that actually tried to get with her. The guy that I went for was one of those autism types who just played on his DS at lunch with the other guys, and I would just sit there in the vicinity because I just didn't want to be alone anymore. He had a lot of ice pick scars all over his face, very Italian looking, tan skin, dark eyes, short brown hair, slightly chubby.
>>33905229
Nobody said be charming. They said be nice. Just learn about his interest and then at later times remind him that you remember things he said to you to show that you care. Do things for him that show you care. Like remembering his birthday and getting something that he said he really loves. And he was happy. He did enjoy my company. He just didn't want to date me.
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the chubby girl i sat with at lunch in high school never offered baked goods or to hang out with ME
yep im a truecel
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>>33905226
>Bitches love me
Cause they know that I can rock
Bitches love me
Cause they know that I can fuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_lZjm5YQmw
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>>33905239
As interesting as that would be, that just sounds like such a drag. So much work. It sounds like you'd be stretched so thin emotionally and sexually that it'd be very difficult to function.
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>>33905246
she needs to keep her form you are kind being selfish
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>>33905175
why?
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Both genders, what is the most SFW image you have saved?
Define that however you interpret it.
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>>33905250
i want baked goooooooodssssssssss
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>>33905246
Jesus fucking Christ. Do you really think real life is like your manga comics where a woman gives you a bento box of sushi to suggest she wants you up in her pussy?
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>>33905192
Oof that's rough. Sorry to piggyback on your story, but I also had a friend who I used to message when I was drunk. I'd ask her out on a date and she'd ask me if I was serious. She was nice and all that too but I was just not really into her. So yeah, sometimes, there are just some non-negotiables
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>>33905219
oh anon, i would never do that to you!
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>>33905252
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>>33905256
^You really think someone would do that (what this anon seems to be doing)? Just go on the internet and tell lies?
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>>33905251
because i have a crush on you but i want to make sure you’re white first
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>>33905255
Why did you lead her on like that? What was the purpose? At least I can say he never led me on. He always just treated me as a friend and was genuinely nice to me. It was me who was overstepping.
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>>33905254
you know nothing about manga foid-chan
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>>33905252
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>>33905252
M
Probably some graph.
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>>33905247
A nice one, musicanon
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>>33905232
I’ve only done that kind of stuff for girls I was already dating. I did make mix CDs for a couple of girls
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>>33905260
baka

>>33905261
yes im a white supremacist
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>>33905240
Oh to be a little dripped out chihuahua in a handbag
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>>33905252
I can’t share a photo of my last time sheet because that would dox me
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>>33905252
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>>33905264
Manga is either about scanty dressed teenage girls with giant booba, or it's about stick thin guys turning other men gay by raping them up the ass. Those are the two genres of manga. There is no in between.
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>>33905254
It can happen. A kinda nerdy girl gave me chocolate when I was assigned to sit next to her in music class in high school. But she never asked me out directly, so nothing happened between us.
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wait, anon. But if you stop talking to women, then how will they get their ego boost and male validation and attention?
It doesn't matter if they will categorically reject you, you HAVE to talk to them and show interest in them, otherwise they would be really depressed. Don't be cruel
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>>33905262
I thought I could end up liking her. We're still friends but yeah, admittedly, it was a pretty shitty thing to do
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>>33905279
so a fujoshi, I see
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>>33905274
Anon is tinkerbellpilled
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>>33905252
That's boring.
Post SFW-but-not-really stuff.
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>>33905278
Most?...
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>>33905278
yuru camp was perhaps the last reprieve from the cold hard world that we'll ever get to experience in our life time
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>>33905289
idk what that is, is that some kind of hibachi grill bullshits? I don't eat Japanese sushi.
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>>33905294
Holy shit
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>>33905252
A meme for my coworkers
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>>33905296
It is women that like gay mangas
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>>33905298
That's just a photo of the typical Tampa Bay Area resident's vehicle, pay no mind.
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>>33905291
the chinese really like to have fun
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I miss men
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>>33905300
Yeah no shit women like those fairy comics.
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>>33905295
Consider Yofukashi no Uta
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>>33905302
It’s beautiful. I will pay it plenty of mind
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Would you date a woman who is a loser and a misanthrope
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>>33905300
nta
theyre fucking everywhere somehow
I was looking at a forum about riflescopes and a guy shortened Bausch & Lomb to "BL" and somebody who made an account like an hour after the guy posted started talking about "boys love" weaboo shit
i mean it couldbe been a dude but idk in my mind it was a girl
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>>33905295
You would like something with a name like Yuri Camp
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>>33905127
Kids + husbant
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>>33905283
Kek, I've already seen a few Tinder bios that complain about men not texting first. I matched with one of them on purpose and didn't text her until she unmatched me.
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>>33905313
I believe yuru means cozy/comfy in the Ryukyan language of Nihingo my good sir
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you guys like mitski?
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I said Nihingo instead of Nihongo and must now commit sudoku
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>>33905272
A guy once gave me a mix CD of industrial and nu-metal songs as an overture of friendship. I was kind of afraid that he wanted to fuck me because he was doing something nice, but he wasn't like that. He was shitty in other ways but at least he wasn't a gay rapist out to abuse my asshole.
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>>33905323
I don't know what to do without I don't know where to put my hands
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>>33905323
that russian dude?
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>>33905310
no
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>>33905310
Depends on whether or not she could put up with an optimist and how much of a loser she was
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>>33905320
Good to know that's what Yuri is.
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Thoughts on this video?
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>>33905310
post height weight bust waist hips and ill answer your question
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>>33905333
Not clicking on this, I have no doubt it's some PDF-File bullshit.
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I support the gays but ive never understood binging BL it's so cringe
Cute slice of life yuri on the other hand is cute
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>>33905337
It’s not, just some very slutty college-aged women
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>>33905337
>I have no doubt it's some PDF-File bullshit.
How does it feel to be so wrong? Lol.
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Women, after you have killed your boyfriend or husband, how do you plan to prepare the meat of his body? Boiled, deep-fried, or grilled? Do you plan to eat his corpse yourself or to serve it to family, friends, or guests?
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>>33905340
>very slutty
This is somewhere between not-very and mid-level slutty in 2025. Slutflation has gone crazy.
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I don’t wanna go do the shit fuck my piece of cheese life
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>>33905344
What kind of cheese are u
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>>33905336
Height: 173 cm
Weight: 52 kg
Bust: 81 cm
Waist: 61 cm
Hips: 86 cm
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>>33905346
Dick Cheese.

You know. Smegma.
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>>33905347
Plap
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>>33905342
Why would I eat him or serve him to other people? Gross.
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>>33905346
Red Leicester
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>>33905349
Love Smeg great kettles
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>>33905342
I'll taxidermy him
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>>33905343
>This is somewhere between not-very and mid-level slutty in 2025
Honestly, it probably isn't even considered slutty nowadays.
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>>33905347
i was uhh joking
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>>33905349
Why do you swoop in and besmirch me so anon
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>>33905347
skelly-chan
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How do you deal with codependent parents? Hard mode: physically disabled. The only things that they can see is all that I lack.
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>>33905364
Fuck you
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>>33905366
Sorry
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>>33905355
Is that just funny cheddar
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Would you say that here it's December every day?
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>>33905347
same height as me
perfect
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>>33905368
Yes which I feel is pretty accurate
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>>33905373
What's your favourite cracker
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I want marriage I want to hold him every night forever I don't want to cry anymore
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>>33905375
M
yeah
idk who that is though
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>>33905378
John Brown
But seriously folks it’s water crackers with some black pepper
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>>33905386
Are those american brands
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>>33905375
M
Yes. Eyes like this are sooooo hot
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I'm gonna try for a bench press PR. Can you wish me luck?
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>>33905375
Not really desu.
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>>33905105
As others, depends on what you define as conventionally beautiful.
In a meeting with the dudes, if they will talk about X celebrity being hot, she will usually be a non-small pale-skin blonde chick with long hair; if that's your definition, then yes, all the time.
If you mean an obese girl, then no, but yes to chubby ones.
If you mean plain looking girls, then yes. But if you mean like ugly ones, then no. But honestly, I think the average looking woman is typically hot enough for me.

>>33905127
Did you know you need at least two people to dance?

>>33905155
I have mixed feelings. My last gf used to do this, and I thought it was cute, but sometimes it was uncomfortable.
Anyways I think it depends on the ex. I have an ex I am very friends with, we sometimes call each other, but never see each other, nor we've had "rememberings". But if it is his last ex who you suspect he has not yet gotten over with, then I think is understandable to keep an eye on him.

>>33905183
In my experience yes, but my group particularly is kin to that kind of humor. That and the classical jokes of "But how long is that stack of papers? 3cm?", "Idk, lemme check *unzips*"
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>>33905399
No.
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>>33905389
John Brown is an noteworthy American abolitionist famous for his raid on Harper’s Ferry, making him my favorite cracker :o)
I’ve had a couple different brand of water crackers; it’s a type of cracker
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do women even find men interesting?
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>>33905399
I hope your hand doesn't slip and that the barbell doesn't fall and crush your throat.
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I paid for a lady’s groceries and she seemed almost offended. Is there a better way I can do that without offending people?
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>>33905408
That depends. ARE you interesting?
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>>33905408
no
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>>33905375
Sure, would gag with my BJC
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>>33905411
I use safety bars, so if that were to happen it would be okay.
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Do women like ABCs?
(Average Black Cocks)?
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>>33905413
I can do a flip
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>>33905310
>>33905347
Absolutely!
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I will never forget the high I felt when the girl I like shared that she had my camera pinned during our online classes
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>>33905405
OHH
And I seeee, black pepper and flaky salt is so good, though i like cream crackers and ritz cus im a degen
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>>33905424
Can you use the Boost to get through?
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>>33905412
Donate to food banks.
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>>33905424
That's cool. Front or back?
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>>33905399
Good luck!
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>>33905310
Yes.
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>>33905375
she's brown
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>>33905440
if shes brown im down
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>>33905305
>>33905379
>>33905408
Foids and moids talking past each other.
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>>33905440
sir this is a Brown Girl appreciation thread
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>>33905434
Is paying for people’s groceries some kind of faux pas? That’s the first time I ever did that.
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>>33905412
'Excuse me, would you mind if I paid for your groceries?'
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>>33905431
Maybe, but you’ll have to ask nicely.

>>33905435
I can do both.
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>>33905440
make it even better
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>>33905444
Men are asking honestly, foids are asking to get simp points.
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>>33905451
Yeah I kinda just slapped a bill down and said “I got it”. God told me to do it.
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>>33905449
It's not normal so people can get the wrong impression, either than you're assuming they can't pay or that you're trying to get something out of them
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>>33905457
>Men are asking honestly
Clearly not.
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>>33905458
Did you tell her that god told you to do it? That might have helped.
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>>33905449
As the other anon said, it implies they're poor. Particularly now if you're in the US.
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>>33905458
Oh... Did he now... Well then...
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>>33905440
Brown people are okay as long as they're hot.
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>>33905461
I see. So basically I should’ve been more polite.
>>33905463
No. That would’ve been deranged as hell.
>>33905464
Gotcha, personal pride thing. Next time I will ask.
>>33905465
Yeah, He said if her card gets declined again I’ll pay for it.
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>>33905463
Lmfao
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>>33905462
How come? Men are open to dating. But the females here are only interested in collecting orbiters.
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>>33905470
>He said if her card gets declined again I’ll pay for it.
Damn the big man up there threatening u
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>>33905475
I could’ve just said no. Dunno, just felt like it was the thing to do. Anyways, I got my answer, thanks anons.
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meatballs so goo
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>>33905470
>>33905471
What? Who wouldn't want a soldier of god helping them?
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>>33905482
As long as the voices are saying dope shit like be kind and help out, no harm no foul :)
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>>33905473
Im open to dating men they just dump me every time I do
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>>33905252
here ya go
>>33905299
kek

>>33905310
Have already and would again, although as other suggest, a proper definition of loser should be given.
>>33905347
>Height: 173 cm
>Weight: 52 kg
Literally anorexic. I would date you, but I don't think you'd date me, I'm shorter than you :'(

>>33905379
They all want to, yet they won't stop crying. I would know, she never stopped crying for two years straight.
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>>33905482
who indeed...
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I'm going to go powerwash my clit again and hope I feel something reminiscint of a mans touch
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>>33905379
why did you reject the balding short guy then
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men, how sensitive are your nipples? have you ever had a girl play with them?
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>>33905487
In this dating market? How fat are you?
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>>33905491
That doesn't sound healthy for it.
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>>33905495
>how sensitive are your nipples?
probably like 5/10
>have you ever had a girl play with them?
no im a khhv
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I'm a fan of ddlg and age play and abuse and all of that degenerate shit. Issue is, I'm only 6'1 and into taller women, 5'7-6'0. Am I too short to find someone that will share these kinks with me around?
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>>33905495
Least sensitive and arousing part of my body
Yeah, licking and tickling. I told her it doesnt do anything for me but she's welcome to do what she wants with them
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>>33905492
Never got a guy like that
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>>33905495
My ex clawed at my chest once while sucking my dick and caught a bit of nipple in the process.
That was 10 years ago and I still haven't decided if I liked it.
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Who let the dogs out
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>>33905466
Thanks
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>>33905457
>>33905473
>>33905496
moid being disingenuous. how novel *yawn*
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>>33905495
>how sensitive are your nipples?
Not at all. Might as well be rubbing my ankle.
>have you ever had a girl play with them?
Yeah. She was really excited about it, and I felt awful about disappointing her.
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women what does sex really mean to you?
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>>33905495
>men, how sensitive are your nipples?
Not much, maybe around 4/10. I'm trying to improve it using guides to make masturbation and sex more fun, but I'm still working on it.

Anyway, I like it when girls suck them while stroking my cock.
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>>33905495
M
theyre dead, numb, nonfeeling. ive never had a girl touch any part of my body
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>>33905495
>how sensitive are your nipples?
Far too much. Stimulating them is just painful.
>have you ever had a girl play with them?
No, thank goodness.
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Time to cum
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>>33905520
Everything
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>>33905530
Were you born like that, or did you train them?
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>>33905536
Cum to time
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>>33905541
Born. Been like this as long as I can remember.
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im going to grow my sideburns like pic rel
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Gender
If your partner pissed in your mouth while you went down on them, would you overreact?
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>>33905566
Define 'overreact'
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Niggas be gay as hell n still steal yo bitch
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>>33905566
M
id smack my lips for the lolz
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youre never gonna love me so whats the use whats the point in playing a game youre gonna lose whats the point in saying you love me like a friend whats the point in saying its never gonna end youre too proud to say that you made. amistake youre a coward till the end i dont wanna admit that we're not gonna fit no im not the type that you like why dont we just pretend
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Women that've hooked up with Ja[anese or Korean guys, is it true what they say about their pps?
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>>33905566
Not unless she has a UTI, in which case I probably wouldn't be eating her out to begin with. It's mostly water. Not the end of the world.
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ded thred
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>>33905580
Watching hockey.
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>>33905581
whose winning
any hot players
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>>33905569
looking at me with a surprised and disgusted look, saying wtf did you do, and going to the shower instead of continuing sex.
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>>33905583
It’s tied. Idk, William Nylander?
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>>33905585
nta but in that case I would overreact significantly
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>>33905566
>JH moment
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>>33905581
How can you even see the puck?
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>>33905593
Is this about your penis?
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>>33905593
not that little IMO
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>>33905597
I never understood this. It’s the focal point of everyone on the ice.
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>>33905347
No fair how can I manage to be this slim?
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>>33905606
Nta but I think you watch where the players look and you know by that and by what they are doing. I've never seen a match but after a while you just know learn I suppose.
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>>33905399
Good luck get sexy
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I want to die
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>>33905609
It’s not hard to have a mental image of where the puck is going to go. I’ve watched and played all my life though.
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>>33905614
Why
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>>33905616
Tired
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>>33905608
Why would you want to be ugly
Men hate me
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>>33905619
no we dont
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>>33905615
Very cool. Ever suffered a serious injury?
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I only see her in dreams, like distant memories from the corner of the cuck chair.
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>>33905618
Get some rest fren.
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>>33905623
Worst I ever got was a chipped tooth from a stick in the mouth off a faceoff. I’m pretty lucky in that way.
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>>33905632
sure
weirdo robot snake buttplug though
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>>33905632
Cute
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>>33905619
Being skinny to women is being super duper jack and men. The reality is, most women do not find Mr. Olympia sexy. We just don't, that's too much muscle, it's too extreme. Likewise, most men do not actually want a super skinny woman, but we do. I have very few women who don't think that sexy is skinny and skinny is sexy. The only women I've ever seen say that they don't think skinny is hottest are women that are coping and seething or are purely trying to appeal to the male gaze and just get the biggest fake ass and titties they can.
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Is it normal to discuss the lives of past romantic interests in a relationship or is it justified to be jealous from that?
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>>33905634
>>33905635
Thank you. I'm sure she appreciates it.
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How can so many people claim to have political opinions when they don't even understand what they claim to believe in?
It genuinely bothers me, why do people who don't know what they are voting on even vote? Most of the US treats politics like a sports rivalry instead of what it is.
What's the point of having an opinion if you can't back it up with why you hold it?
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Need to wear flamboyant landsknecht hats. I just have to.
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Is this ideal? Why or why not?
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>>33905646
1. they're stupid
2. because they can
3. there isn't
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>>33905652
M
I like skinny girls but this is a little too skinny.
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>>33905650
M
a little thin
ideal would be, say, 15-25 lbs heavier
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>>33905652
I would
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I have to stop fapping, my dick has CUTS
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Girls only want a metrosexual femboy ripped twunk with rich parents :(
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>>33905652
F
No. I like having muscles on myself and I have a thing for short chubby women.
I fear she will get osteoporosis as she ages.
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If i naturally have a unibrow, how do i know where to shave it where it looks "normal"
i feel like my brows look shitty
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>>33905653
Why can they if they can't verify they even know what they are voting on? How can elections be considered quality data when the majority don't know what they are voting on?
How does a system maintain itself on flimsy foundations such as that? Is a tyranny of the ignorant masses really that much better than the alternatives?
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>>33905659
Same here. I cut down from 25 to 10 times a day because it was getting painful.
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>>33905666
I do it once a day and for some reason I keep getting hurt.
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>>33905665
because they don't have to be informed to vote. you just have to vote. it isn't quality data obviously but nobody gives a shit. nobody has faith in the system
it maintains itself because voting doesnt actually matter. what alternative? nothing ever changes, and the system is too big to fail.
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>>33905659
yes! please stop!

>>33905666
see this is what im talking about when i said anons here fap so much
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>>33905656
>>33905657
So this? Skinny but with the most perfect genetics to have low set hips that are also extremely wide, so no matter what, she will always have a thigh gap and also be all ass?
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>>33905680
Ew glasses
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>>33905662
Buff lesbian who likes fat lesbians and needs 'em durable for the domestic violence?
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>>33905680
i dont care about a thigh gap or "low set hips" whatever that is
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This is the ideal female body type.
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>>33905677
I'd like to talk to you about your choice of name. /atoga/ is a place for love, not h8. You are being very rude.
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>>33905684
So the ass means nothing to you. Okay, then what do you care about? State gender again, but what makes an ideal female build to you personally versus what do you think makes an ideal female build to the AVERAGE moid?
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>>33905680
More meat but that is a nice butt.
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>>33905687
One, that's a fictional drawing. Two, that's not even the full body view.
>>33905690
But... But anon... Any more and she'd be fat... She can't really get much bigger and ass than that...
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>>33905689
M
just a healthy normal body i guess
no fat rolls but no overly visible ribs either
i guess the "average moid" thinks similar
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Cuz I drink alone
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>>33905691
That’s the idea. I like chubby women.
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>wide loose overcoat
>millenial skinny jeans
awful look
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>>33905692
Ah, So you mean that you do find that appealing but not for any specific set reason. It's just the fact that she just looks healthy. She's not fat. She's not skinny. She doesn't have visible bones. She doesn't have jelly rolls. She's just average healthy.
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How common are people without friend groups?
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>>33905697
I thought about posting in the fashion thread "what I wore today" to try and get a better handle on how I dress, but then I realize that it's just a bunch of dudes that look awful and dress like blind homosexual men.
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HHHCCKKK *spit*
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>>33905698
yeah i guess. i find im drawn to other features appealing. girls' arms and hands.
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Women, may I ask some sexually explicit questions?
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That was a good /atoga/ meetup we had two months ago. We should do it again some time.
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>>33905708
no there wasnt
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None of my bait is baiting
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>>33905708
I can’t imagine a worse group to meet up with.
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>>33905708
It was a waste of time for me because I didn't see
>her
there.
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>>33905705
... What do you mean by that?
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>>33905708
fake
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>>33905717
thats probably the no1 feature i find attractive in women but i wouldnt even know how to describe what i like abojut them. some arms i just want wrapped around me lol
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>>33905680
Ugh I have this body but not the ass and nothing I do will get me to gain weight there
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I hate being horny if I have to be alone the least God could do is not make me horny
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Men, you are given a state mandated gf. She can't leave no matter how you treat her, she is essentially your property, and she says she's happy to be as such.
How harsh do you treat her? What would be the most extreme thing you would do with her?
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>>33905724
why would you want that? her ass looks weird, too big for her frame. disproportionate. fake looking
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>>33905727
M
id make her life a living. . . heaven
most extreme thing id do? missionary position
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>>33905729
Men like ass
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>>33905732
not enough that a "flat" ass is "deficient"
unless he's black or something
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>>33905731
Marry me
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>>33905729
You have to eat a caloric surplus and workout
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>>33905735
Okay, when's the wedding
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This >>33905737 was meant for >>33905724
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>>33905706
ok

>>33905688
tell that to i hate women
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>>33905719
I got chlamydia, one femanon gave it to me
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Why do men want princess treatment now? Buncha sissies
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>>33905740
statue of liberty is so hot
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>>33905727
I like challenges so I would get bored pretty fast of someone being so submissive
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Maybe I should marry into a family with titles. Have children and marry them to other families for connections and business purposes.
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>>33905742
it makes me feel actually desired
if the girl wont do anything for me and wants me to do everything for her than im just her slave, and not in the hot bdsm way but the sad enslaved negro way
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Women, what kind of touch and where does it make you the horniest?
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>>33905724
Well yeah, that's because you can't change your fat distribution, like you can't spot remove fat. You'll see hundreds of women on YouTube claim that if you just do this one 15 minute arm workout, your arms won't be so fat anymore or just do this 15 minute Pilates session and your waist will get smaller, but no men have such videos because men already long know and widely accept that you cannot spot reduce fat. Where you lose fat from is genetics
. So you can't just eat your way to a fat ass unless you already have fat ass genetics. What you can do is gain muscle. Remember, your breasts are made of fat and mammory tissue. However, your ass is just fat and muscle and you can just keep growing this muscle and improving the shape until it's just perfectly round and nice big circle. If you're actually trying to bulk, a female does not need any more than 90 additional calories, ideally it's all protein, to do any sort of meaningful bulk. You do not need to gain five pounds. You will not gain five pounds of muscle in a few months, let alone in one year. That takes a lot of discipline and time, just eating more will not make your muscles big. And then make sure every opportunity you get, you take the stairs. You do incline walks. You do incline walks with a weighted backpack on. You do squats. You do Bulgarian split squats, AKA lunges. You do deadlifts. Or you can just do the absolute bare minimum and just start running and doing lunges across your house, adding weights every time it starts to get too easy. Every workout session should be about intensity. You have to sweat. Not exactly sweat. Some people don't sweat during intense exercise, but you stop when you know that you can't do another one. You try and you fail halfway through. That's when you know that you hit failure and you had a good workout for that day. You should really only need to do this three days a week.
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>>33905744
>>33905731
The correct answer was to not engage in a relationship with her, but to shelter her and keep up appearances until whatever horrible regime that is mandating gfs is defeated.
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>>33905729
If you posted that woman anywhere else, like you made a thread about it? For one, it would get banned on a lot of blueboards quickly. For two, a lot of men insist they would do damn near anything to own her as property or be her property.
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>>33905745
Your romance novels are not reality, sweaty. The elites take eugenics very, very seriously.
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>>33905749
I want head pats
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>>33905760
spoken like a true feline
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>>33905750
>If you're actually trying to bulk, a female does not need any more than 90 additional calories, ideally it's all protein, to do any sort of meaningful bulk. You do not need to gain five pounds. You will not gain five pounds of muscle in a few months, let alone in one year.
Really?
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>>33905760
*pats head*
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>>33905737
>>33905739
Be very, very, very careful with how you ward that towards anons. You have to be careful that you do not end up inadvertantly telling them (because you didn't give them specifics so they just assumed that they need to eat an extra thousand calories a day, and then like, do a five-minute jog) to get fat
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>>33905759
I have blue blood however from Very very distant ancestors and things I could offer.
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>>33905740
Why am I horny for communism
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>>33905757
i guess im not a coomer then
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>>33905766
*eyes roll back, purrs*
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>>33905740
>tell that to i hate women
OK.
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>>33905596
I DON'T LIKE PISS.
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>>33905775
*scritches*
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>>33905751
Why these wannabe influencer, queerbaiting, crypto racist libtards show so much support for a people who literally wish death upon the queer community is beyond me.

Someone said that since they’re not having kids anymore, they feel the need to be motherly towards political causes. Do you think that’s true, atoga?
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Cat Poster hates me
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>>33905749
Firm pressure slowly applied to my lower stomach.
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>>33905765
YES REALLY. Women do not have the testosterone that men have. They do not put on muscle the same way that men do. They will not gain as much muscle. It will all be fat. Even if they work really hard, they would need absolutely insane muscle building genetics or they need steroids. The bodybuilding world is not really directed towards natural females whatsoever. Most females you see are on steroids or especially if we are talking about ass and thighs, then that usually means BBL. Not actual gains. If you want some more information, there are a few channels that actually do have decent information on it. Revival fitness put out a pretty good video on fitness ass.
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>>33905779
lmao
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>>33905789
What's so fucking funny?
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Ok goodnight. I am going to start making plans to distinguish my self and have one of the noble men offer me their bastard daughter.
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>>33905783
You... You like him making you piss?
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>>33905791
An all caps reply to an hour old shitpost?
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Jh poisoned my water supply, burned my crops and delivered a plague onto my house.
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>>33905801
She didn’t do nothing to you without a good reason. She is innocent.
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>>33905783
Can you explain why?
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Do you agree with this list?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxGGMYZqJhk
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I've had fantasies recently about kissing a womans hand and moaning loudly into her ear during climax.
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>>33905781
I personally love lesbian and bisexual women.
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>>33905811
okay.
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>>33905782
Cat Poster loves all who respect cats. I was checking my email sorry anon.
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ever since time change ive been getting sleepy wayy earlier. like 8-9 pm
whats up with that
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>>33905801
Somehow, she managed to do all of this with her vagina.
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>>33905813
:-| tis
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>>33905811
okay and i've had fantasies about riding a man in his lap while he runs his hands over me and kisses me
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>>33905792
Are you a student of medieval siege engines?
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>>33905743
>>33905771
totes based

>>33905777
glad we have reached a civilly mutual understanding
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Both genders
Do you guys think there is actually a shift in dating culture where men don't approach/chase anymore and women are getting desperate or is it an incel/mgtow cope?
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I don't regret any of my posts. Just like I won't regret many more things upon my demise when it comes to that.
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>>33905741
I want chlamydia
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>>33905817
Less time to absorb vitamin d from sunlight.
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>>33905826
M
I don't know anything about dating culture as ive never dated. but i feel like the doomsayers online are exaggerating
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Women how would you react if your bf censored your cleavage on pictures before posting them?
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>>33905826
I think it depends entirely on your actual location and how you look. I know a woman who was just working regular customer service, but she was so petite and so graceful and naturally beautiful. She didn't wear makeup, so not the bad bitch look. Just think genuinely beautiful and slim and just moves with that fluid grace of a ballerina. She constantly had men approaching her, some even coming back to continue their pursuit and bringing her flowers. That's not a typical case, but a lot of people still meet in bars or a library or a cafe, etc.
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>>33905826
I think women will notice the lack of attention and it may affect some women, but overall not so much. It will affect men more. Women have an easier time getting dates/laid. The women experiencing a lack of attention can also choose to start being proactive.
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>>33905831
huh. i also very recently changed jobs to where im indoors all day too
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>>33905826
F
Im getting desperate yea
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Friday night approaches. The clock ticks for my virginity. What manner of vixen shall take it away from me? I don't know but it will happen.
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>>33905840
why don't you make the first move then?
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>>33905833
But anon they weren’t showing anyway
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>>33905850
I did didn't work
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>>33905852
try again until it does
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>>33905848
rooting for you bro
>>33905826
M
less men are trying/approaching yeah due to socioeconomic factors and such
don't think women are fussed though, still plenty of chads to go around
>>33905817
that's not such a bad thing, better than staying up all night...
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I hope men know they must be on crack if they think they don't have to chase women anymore
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>>33905855
we dont have to chase women anymore because we're going to stay single
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>>33905853
no
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How easily can you seperate sex from love? Can you have the hottest sex ever with somebody, raw, hot kisses, etc, and not feeling any more feelings of love and intimacy? Or is sleeping with someone pretty much a gateway to love for you?
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>>33905809
lol what a classic
rouge at #1 is based yes I agree with bro
>>33905727
>How harsh do you treat her?
not harsh at all? I guess I can leave her at home with the cat when I go to work
>>33905666
wtf
meanwhile I go at it like once a week
>>33905652
M, not a fan of anorexics no...
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ladies,

if you were at a point in your life where you were married, stable and wanted children and then the unthinkable happened: you were raped. if you got pregnant, would you keep the baby?
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Explain to me why it's bad to date/fuck your coworkers if the chemistry is there?
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>>33905860
i dont believe in sex
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>>33905855
we don't have to chase women anymore because most of us accepted dying alone and now cope with lifting and drugs
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>>33905864
M
Because when it sours, it’s awkward.
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>>33905851
What if it was?
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>>33905864
it's not. it's just depends on the situation and you gotta be careful about things getting awkward.
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>>33905864
If you can do it without getting fired, or if you dont care about being fired, go for it
if you break up, just act like a fucking adult and continue being coworkers as if nothing happened
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>>33905812
I do too, but most of them are, uh, retarded.
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>>33905632
she's alright
>>33905614
same
hope you feel better soon <3
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*smashes all the eggs in your fridge*
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https://youtu.be/UCCyoocDxBA
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>>33905874
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>>33905864
bc what if shit goes south
I guess if you don't really care abt the job or things potentially being awkward then whatev
>>33905874
jokes on you I keep mine in the pantry
>>33905855
I got no money to take a woman out on a date or anything to offer her kek
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>>33905874
I would domestic violence you
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>>33905580
I'm doing shitty online surveys rn so I can buy more alcohol tomorrow before my shitty job
>>33905495
relatively, and no
>>33905510
woof woof
>>33905481
did you eat them all
>>33905375
she's pretty cute
>>33905310
yes bc so am I
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M
got acetylene soot on my hands and rubbed my face and it looked like eyeshadow
didnt look bad, helped hide my eye bags lol, i see why women do it know
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>>33905874
*smashes all the eggs in your ovaries*
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>>33905877
Why'd you steal my gif
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>Taking a nap on femanon's clit, using the hood as a blanket
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>>33905885
i googled "fall to knees gif" and picked the first one
sorry milord/milady i had no idea it was your property, forgive me unnnhhhhaaahhh.......
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>>33905884
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
MY INSIDES ATE BLEEDINH
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>>33905793
No, but the pressure feels nice. I empty my bladder as well as I can before intimacy anyways.
>>33905799
I can't let him get away with it.
>>33905807
Not sure. It feels like it stimulates something in a way that's hard to replicate with normal masturbation or sex. Also somehow feels very sensual to have a guy slowly lean into me so forcefully like that.
>>33905801
>>33905803
>>33905818
I apologize for nothing, even if idk what happened.
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>>33905195
>Do you enjoy abuse?
no
>>33905193
real, might as well just do what you like until you die
>if you try to enjoy life a little bit
I don't enjoy anything, I spend all day drinking and smoking to numb things as much as I can
>>33905152
>Men. Do you have fond memories
no, I only have bad memories
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>>33905874
My eggs are safe outside my fridge, dumb american.
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>>33905105
M, yeah many times
>>33905118
look into government support programs and just try to get any full time job and live frugally desu
my mom basically made min wage raising me and my sister and we did ok
>>33904968
>"hey, nice jacket"
a woman actually said this to me at the store once kek
>>33904949
>It's so fucking easy to get a random girlfriend
is it though
>>33904912
no
>>33904940
alcohol
>>33904860
chillax
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>>33905890
>I apologize for nothing, even if idk what happened.
i cancelling you, you piece of sh*t. 4chan, ASSEMBLE!
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>>33905894
Honestly, I'm surprised I haven't been blacklisted from posting for years after admitting my favorite ice cream is mint without chocolate chips.
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>>33904837
>have any men here been to therapy for depression?
yeah
it did help a bit, at least at the time
I had one counsellor at the ymca who was also bipolar and she helped a lot
>>33904792
wtf are you alright now
>>33904778
M, I mean if I have the choice then beautiful then obvs, at least to me
>>33904747
if you don't get approached then approach the girls who make eyes at you
>>33904675
Jack Black - Steve's Lava Chicken Song
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>>33905874
damn it i was gonna shove that one inside me
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>>33904662
M, in college I would occasionally do coke and NOS with the baddies
>>33904595
get back to work then jk
>>33904593
they don't hate us but it's not especially attractive unless they have a saviour complex
>>33904540
just jack off then
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>>33905895
may as well just eat toothpaste at that point...
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i had a nightmare
a girl was sucking my asshole
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State gender, would you have a foursome with the person of your dreams to further your relationship? Picture this scenario: you get to know the person of your dreams, they invite you to a Foursome (MMMF if you’re male, FFFM, if you’re female). You guys have never slept together. If you do it, there’s a chance they’ll eventually date you. If you don’t, you guys stay as friends.
Would you do it?
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I cut myself on accident crafting where's a moud to latch it and scold me
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>>33904449
>Clubbing is a horrible idea, no good guy there
rude but true
>>33904455
idk but it's good, I miss regularly getting it...
>>33904438
wonder which 50% I'm in kek...
>>33904315
dracula and then witch
>>33904284
>Do you believe in genuine missed opportunities?
yeah obvs
but no use crying over spilled milk and that
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Been holding out well so far on NNN
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anon if we had sex while i was on meds, would you even be able to make me cum?
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>>33904229
M, it's apples and oranges and a stupid debate
probably men though overall
>>33904142
>or a fuckboy if he doesn’t seem weird
do women really think this...
>>33904113
I mean sure, doesn't sound like a big deal
>>33904111
what are you making
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>>33905905
Secondary question, would the answer change if it’s
>a threesome (MMF for males, FFM for females)
>A orgy (MMMFFF)
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>>33904083
M, idc because I'm also awkward af
>>33904058
how are you feeling now?
>>33904053
hot
>>33903958
yeah get rid of the guns bro. hope you feel better soon
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>>33905826
M
Incel cope
Their standards may lower to what they should have been, but they will never care if 3/10 value men disappear
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>>33905909
What kind of meds? like, flinstones gummies?
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>>33905890
>I can't let him get away with it
You very much could...
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>>33905902
Everyone says that. But it's a different kind of mint.
>>33905908
Not for long.
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>>33905916
ssri
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>>33905917
I don't want to be known as the piss girl.
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>>33905908
based dude
I'm acing NNN so far bc I'm too depressed to have a libido
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>>33903958
i mean i "play suicide" with mine by dry firing against my head but id never actually shoot myself obvs
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>>33905906
moud haha
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Women, how do you feel about men with hairstyle that cover their foreheads? I have a big forehead and my success drastically gre once I got enough hair length to at least cover a portion of my forehead
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>>33905905
If she asks me this she is not the girl of my dreams. As shrimple as that.
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>>33905921
>too depressed to have a libido
based and same. we're doing it.
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nnn is so dumb why would you do that
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>>33905927
What makes you say that? She could be the greatest girlfriend in the world, but just enjoys sleeping around when single. Your casual sex life has no signs about how you are as a person or relationship
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>>33905923
Sorry I'm bweeding
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>>33905929
because masturbation is a sin obviously
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>>33905925
me personally im a guy that comes from a line of people who have very specific shaped heads

>>33905929
its a test of your own will, some people are committed to the gooner lifestyle. i like blasting ropes with the consistency and thickness of when you're sick and you blow your nose and eject a mass of snot
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>>33904837
I'm going right now for my severe problems from my abusive addict mother and from other women who have actively hurt me in life. It felt like a weight off my shoulders telling someone my thoughts without being judged or overanalyzed like the people I've told about my life in the past have done.
Chances are if you're not a complete wreck they're going to try long term behavioral therapy which is what they're doing with me right now. The pills route is there for when you literally cannot function a normal life on your own because your mind is actively stunting any sort of changes that they're trying to make.
If you can afford it I'd recommend it because god knows if I didn't I'd feel a lot worse about myself right now.
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>>33905930
Hedonism is a massive character flaw
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>>33905929
If you hold off on cooming for a while, when you finally do coom its super thick and it feels like heaven!
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Men, say you were rich/famous. Would you sleep with your employees (secretary, house workers, assistants, camera people, etc) if they were clearly into you and gave you consent? Would you worry about the power dynamics?
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>>33905919
if my dick can't cure your depression, i'm killing myself
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>>33905929
for the meme (I wouldn't actually tho)
>>33905928
shit dude hope you feel bette rsoon
I'm trying to do stuff anyway it just fkn sucks
>>33905942
no I don't see the appeal of that
desu if I was rich/famous I'd become a recluse in a castle and just have a nice housemaid or something, but I wouldn't sleep with her
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>>33905942
I would sleep with my significant other, only
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mirror mirror in the shed
who's the hottest femanon in the thread?
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>>33905942
Would I sleep with them yes, would I worry about the power dynamics no, they are adults
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>>33905541
NTA but how do you train nipples to be more sensitive? I'm a girl but despite loving nipple play, they're not nearly sensitive enough and feels like they've gotten less sensitive with time. I've heard pregnancy can make them more sensitive, but I'm a virgin with zero dating experience so I'll need something more realistic for the near future.
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>>33905942
>if they were clearly into you and gave you consent?
yeah, why not?
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Women, I have hiccups, scare them out of me
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>>33905948
London
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>>33905953
Some people view sleeping with any lower level employees as morally fucked because there’s an inherent power imbalance.
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>>33905948
Tokyo
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>>33905956
Oooo child support oooooo women coming out of the wood works with positive DNA tests ooooo
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>>33905953
because if they refuse you can fire them
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>>33905958
Reminds me of when CallMeCarson got cancelled for grooming a 17 year old... when he was 19....
And then when people realised that was silly, they pivoted to "Well um, power dynamics! He's a famous streamer"
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>>33905956
Marriage ooooooooo
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>>33905948
S****
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>>33905942
no. i don't want to be blackmailed or on the hook for child support because there's no shot they poke holes in the condom or try stealing the condom for later. i would instead choose wisely and find a good wife, employee or not.

>inb4 "she'll fuck you with the prenup!"

i'll preemptively put all of my assets in a trusted family member's name like my mom or dad :-)
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yall nucks
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>>33905964
See I don't really like that because it's all online niche micro-celebrity shit. You can just log off, boo-hoo, you can't be in the Discord anymore. Who cares though? You don't actually have to do anything for him. Its not like hes way older and has age power. I feel like grooming just gets thrown around these days. There's a difference between being taken advantage of and very slowly over time, being trained to think certain behaviors are not only normal, but acceptable and favorable. That's what grooming is supposed to mean. Like casually showing a child pictures that ramp up over time. It goes from just showing an older man hugging a younger child to kissing on the forehead and over months and months, you keep ramping it on until you send them straight up pornography. And by now, they think it's normal. They don't see anything wrong with that. Then you're able to actually start abusing the child because you've trained them to think it's normal and you've also built such a rapport with them. They're genuinely too afraid to tell an adult what's happening and that they are afraid and feeling hurt.
17 and 19 who cares, 12 and 15... Thats really pushing it. One just started puberty the other is in full swing.
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Am I the only one who goes through random periods of times where I think hard about current dating dynamics, my own views, and my future in romance, then snap out of it and go back to not caring about it at all? I feel like I care a little too much . I just went through a 10 minute analysis on why someone shouldn’t , or should, care about body count, instead of doing my god damn work. I think I need to get laid.
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>>33905977
>Am I the only one who goes through random periods of times where I think hard
I don't really use my brain so can't relate desu
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>>33905977
Yeah, I try hard to bury it.
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>>33905944
if you do, it'll make everything worse, anon....
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nicky
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>>33905985
i loved nickies threads on /v/, like the one where he ordered a pizza through tes 4 oblivion
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Sexless men, how concrete are you about your standards? For example, I once knew a girl I wanted to date, and despite having more conservative views about certain stuff that should’ve been a dealbreaker , I got with her because I loved her more than my standards.
So how concrete are your standards? Would you be willing to lose a future girlfriend over them?
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Girls, your family's printing bussines is failing, you need to marry this guy around your age to merge bussineses, he looks nice and wants to take marriage seriously but he doesn't fire up your loins. What do you do?
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>>33905992
Do not redeem
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Men, if all women suddently wanted to try having sex with the smallest dick possible, would you be happy if you had a small dick and everyone knew it?
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>>33905992
100 years ago? Marry him and hope my sexual interest rises. Now? Convince him to merge without marriage, or find another way. If I can’t, well, sorry family.
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>>33905996
Yes, a lot of this is culturally influenced. There are cultures where being a whore is paraded, where big noses are considered hot, etc.
all this means is that in this culture, small dicks are more popular than big dicks, therefore small dicks are better
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>>33905992
I fulfill my purpose and marry him. Duh. I learn to love him over time.
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Girls, I had moo shu chicken for dinner and now my farts smell like a war crime.
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>>33906000
I want to go in a culture where it is normal to greet women by shaking their breasts!
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>>33905996
Sure
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>>33905864
M
If shes dating me she dated another coworker and I dont want to deal with that again. Dont want to have see daily anyone she was involved with.
>>33905942
No, I wouldn't give a shit about power dynamics but I dont want to shit where I eat.
>>33905948
The one I kind of simp for
>>33905996
No.
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>>33905915
I don't know dude, I don't think it's only 3/10s who checked out of dating
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>>33905992
Do I fire up his loins? I don't really care much about looks in that regard. Handsome men are nice, but ugly bastards are also great. And I also think it's hot to imagine a man having his way with me even if I'm not into it. But I refuse to be in a sexless marriage, so he better be able to get it up around me. Only other real issue sexually is if he's super submissive, but if he's perfect in every other way, ig we can alternate who gets to be the sub. Marriage is about sacrifices and all that.
Also does he want kids? I assume so, since you said he'll take marriage seriously, but what that entails is more of a toss up nowadays. Kids are a must-have for me. That's one thing I won't compromise on. I can compromise on the exact number we have (I want 2-3, but if he only wants 1 or maybe a huge family, I wouldn't be against it), and even if he's infertile, I'm fine with adopting. But we must become the legal guardians of at least one child.
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>>33906002
Would you let me bury my face in your ass for however long your farts last? Maybe even rim you so you can fart directly in my mouth?
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>>33906018
They check back in as they age
And as expected pretty 21 year old women really have no reason to go for average if they just want a casual date
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>>33905990
M
I don't have any standards
However I'm also a bit of a tsundere IRL so
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Women, are you turned off by a dick that point downward?
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having a gf would feel really nice right now
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I wish women would just die.
Yes, all of them.
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>>33906038
I'll get right in that and end my own life immediately
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>>33906039
noo ur so cute dont
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Morte et dabo
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>>33906035
Fuck no. One of my favorite dildos has a bit of a downwards curve.
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I'm in an extreme creative slump and haven't been able to force myself to write anything in over a year. I'm too depressed to function and I don't know how to help myself.
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>>33906035
No, they’re better for certain positions like doggystyle too. There’s no perfect dick shape.
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>>33906044
Have you tried substance abuse?
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>>33906044
get a real job you bum
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State gender. What other boards do you frequently use in this site?
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>>33906040
R-really? Even if I'm clumsy? Even if I'm all ass no tits?
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Being a black girl must be easy mode, your skin colour is basically +2 to your attractiveness
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>>33906044
iktf, it's okay to have a slump and time off writing tho, focus on your mental health and taking care of yourself
>>33906047
nta but tried that and just makes things worse in the end kek
also costs money
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>>33906055
B-b-boner!
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>>33906055
yes, flatties are cuter
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>>33906054
F, /vg/ is currently the only one I use. I'm trying to quit 4chan altogether but pruning it down this much is all I could manage.
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>>33906054
M, /a/, /co/, /x/ mostly
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>>33906054
/vg/, /g/ but rarely
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>>33906054
M
None anymore.
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>>33906062
I’d quit but there’s no other place to talk about manga. Every other site I’ve seen is way more anime coded.
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>>33906055
>all ass no tits
Absolutely ideal.
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>>33906054
M
/pw/, /fa/, /biz/, /x/ in that order, but really only when I get banned from atoga
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should I try and get any gf even if I don't like the girl that much just so I feel less alone?
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>>33906068
need split tongue wife
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>>33906071
no that's a terrible idea kek
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>>33906073
demonic
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>>33906042
May I ask the model?
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>>33906073
La puta de babylon
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>>33905427
Pssh nothing degen about that. I only have fancy cracker tastes since I worked the specialty cheese counter at a grocery store for a bit lol
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Why is no one here?
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>>33906075
why
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good evening everyone

happy november !!!!
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>>33906081
I ate them. Mmm yummy *burps*
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>>33906081
it's almost 4am here, catching up my Brawlstars quests before the end of the season (and doing online surveys to pay my phone bill...)
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>>33905074
I exist again
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>>33906083
Hi, do you remember me?
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>>33906073
Nasty ass
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>>33906073
Imagine the blowjobs..
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>>33906083
happy november mayonnaise
how have you been
>>33906082
bc you won't really love her (or vice versa prolly) and it'll be a shit relationship if you're just together out of convenience/desparation
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>>33906073
Imagine the blowjobs, split tongue cum twirling is the hottest shit ever
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>>33906054
M
I read /v/ and /tg/ occasionally, and I glance at /x/ every now and then. I’ve mostly just been reading /adv/ lately.
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>>33906090
Maybe she is lonely too
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>>33906095
k but you shouldn't get together just cause you're lonely
you can just be friends if that's the case kek
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>>33906087
johnny ? lha ?

>>33906090
meh

schools kept me real busy n I've suddenly lost my long term crush ㅠㅠ
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>>33905906
You rang
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>>33906096
Friends don't have the same level of intimacy and don't fuck
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>>33906100
Yes they do. It’s called FWBs.
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>>33906098
>doest remember me
</3
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I own a house now yay
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>>33906101
Seems easier to find a gf than a fwb
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myao = foidh8moid = SweetNLow
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>>33906054
F
/a/, /vp/, and /r9k/
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>>33906102
im sorry !!! ∑(; °Д°)

u were very vague with it, no name or unique indicator :c

>>33906104
(party poppers with confetti popping)
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>>33906104
Congrats that is cool
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>>33906098
what you been busy with at school?
ooh what happened with the crush? sorry to hear that
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>>33906105
Depends on the person. I don’t struggle to find girlfriends but i don’t know where to get a hookup at all (outside of dating apps of course). Maybe you’re like me and then yea, girlfriend is easier than FWBs. But it’s always a possibility.
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>>33906111
Ty ty. I had just started reading these the last time you were here and am sorry to report that the mantis eggs laid by my front door don't seem to have hatched though u_u
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>>33906111
Sex with this one
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>>33906112
Extremely I'm over the moon right now
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It's impossible to find a gf in 2025, women just want to sleep around and have as much sex as possible with different men. Grim
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ladies and gentlemen what are your thoughts on eating ass?

my gf does butt stuff with me sometimes but she seems to draw the line at me eating her ass. it's not that i have this overwhelming urge or need to. i also share her concerns about it being sanitary i feel there is an argument for this as well as i could potentially be exposing my urethra to anal bacteria. but i also don't want to press or appear like im trying to force her to, either. it's simply a curiosity. i like kissing her, i like eating her pussy, so, why not at least try eating ass
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>>33906124
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>>33906124
>>33906127
frbr
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>>33906124
Icl ts zesty asl
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>>33906106
no silly

>>33906113
everything. i hate working !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i genuinely dunno what happened ? like all my feelings for him just disappeared when i realized that the chances of him reciprocating was so so low :‹
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Men, if you had no one to fuck, and a 78 lady hitted your DMS, would you fuck her?
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>>33906131
English, motherfucker!
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>>33906134
No. I've turned down a few women my age that only wanted to fuck me because I just don't care about casual sex
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>>33906136
Sybau unc
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>>33906134
No lol.
Now if said 78 yo lady was rich and would include me in her will.... absolutely.
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>>33906125
Skill issue
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>>33906124
they look a bit fruity ngl but I'd wear em
>>33906133
>i hate working !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
story of my life
>>33906134
>78 lady
bit too old for me even as a MILF enjoyer
>>33906133
>when i realized that the chances of him reciprocating was so so low :‹
RIP, have you made a move or nah
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>>33906134
Probably not, I want the intimacy and touch more than the sex
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>>33906106
Wow I’m in the presence of Atoga royalty.
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>>33906117
maybe they're just waiting for spring ! (let me hope pls)

is it too humid or cold or hot there ? did they get crushed ? they could be unfertilized ..

>>33906120
hwat
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>>33906149
Should I buy tinder gold just so I can filter for asian?
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WHAT THE FUCK DID I MISS, REAL MYAO'S BACK???? HI MYAO!!!!
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Crossover event of the season
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Women do you like how warm penises are?
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>>33906126
Sounds fun, I’d eat her ass, but I wouldn’t want her to eat my (M) ass. I tried getting my ass ate before. It’s cool, but it’s not something I’d want regularly, kind of feels weird but not in an amazing way. Maybe once a month if we’re having sex everyday.
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>>33906154
kill yourself
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>>33906149
>>33906154
plap
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>>33906073
>>33906089
>>33906091
it gets even hotter when you think about the idea of a woman doing body modification for (You)r pleasure
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>>33906126
M
I don't want mine eaten, but I might eat the ass of a woman who loves me if she asked me very nicely.
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>>33906164
what

>>33906165
what

WHAT
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>>33906170
Go away again please
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>>33906149
>is it too humid or cold or hot there ?
Not really; very mild.
>did they get crushed ?
Nah, they're completely intact.
>they could be unfertilized ..
I'm hoping so!
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>lady goes out of her way to give me her number
>later we send a couple messages to each other
>ask how her day was
>ghosted
what went wrong?
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>>33906146
my moves were so obvious but he could just be a little slow !! gifted him things, talked daily, walked to classes together, read his palms, had our own handshake (◞‸◟)

>>33906153
oh

>>33906154
hihi !!!! ^^
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>>33906175
Ghosted how long?
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My wife...
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>>33906175
she just wasn't that into you and you gave a boring question

>>33906153
no, tinder platinum or nothing. priority likes from platinum is literal p2w
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>>33906173
just for you <3

>>33906178
hey myao thoughts on >>33906164?
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>>33906182
You don't have a wife
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>>33906186
Not him but I wish I did
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>>33906164
>>33906185
SORRY THAT WASNT ME .·°՞(¯□¯)՞°·.

>>33906182
who !!
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>>33906175
maybe she changed her mind
happened to me once too kek
>>33906178
maybe he's just shy idk
anyway sounds like the ball's in his court then desu
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>>33906190
say something only the real myao would say...
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>>33906189
Same, the government should give me a wife
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>>33906192
Nice timestamp broski
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>>33906194
Me personally? I will find my own
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>>33906186
Not yet.
>>33906190
(You) !
Where have you been?
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>>33906126
F. I love the idea of eating a man's ass, but I would never want my ass eaten. IMO eating ass is one of the most submissive acts you can do, since you're doing something so disgusting entirely for the other person's pleasure. So I personally wouldn't want a man to do it to me since I'm not into submissive men (not trying to rag on you anon, you do you, I don't think most girls are nearly as black and white about this shit as I am), but I'd love to eat a man's ass as the ultimate act of submission and devotion to him.
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>>33906195
nice last two digits of your timestamp, anon
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>>33906174
are they all foamy at the top ?

god i rlly hope they hatch, baby mantises r so cute ( ;´ - `;)

>>33906192
냐ㅗ냐ㅗ냐ㅗ냐냐ㅗ먀ㅗ먀 ?
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>>33906126
M
I'm not niggerlicious so not for me
Eating pussy is the way to go
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You drift through the years, and life seems tame…
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>>33906198
its not always submissive, sometimes its cnc
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>>33906175
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfs8NYg7yQM
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I haven't seen LHA in a while either. Did Jimmy get him?
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>>33903867
Question for women, how accurate is the behavior of the woman in this video, and if it is accurate, how universal is it, or common?
https://litter.catbox.moe/yjkmxb4qm6ins06x.mp4

Asking because frankly I find it all around repulsive, and I'm curious if it's only some women. If it's the norm and perceived as such.
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>>33906190
it's okay knight justiciar myao (lol)
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I did fun shit earlier but did not appreciate sacrificing flirting with anon time to do it
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>>33906197
school v.v

been too busy to post here for a while :p i did say hi on halloween tho !

>>33906216
i dunnoo, did they disappear too ?
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>>33906206
> are they all foamy at the top ?
Nope, not really.
>god i rlly hope they hatch, baby mantises r so cute ( ;´ - `;)
Same, I’ve been eager to see them lol
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>>33906170
It’s just a dumb kid who think he is being cool by saying forcing random anagram and abreviations that nobody will use in 5days, just so we can feel old if we don’t understand his gibrish!
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>>33906199
Hmmmmm

The post i coplimented was 22.22.22 yesss?

What makes my time interesting? The 51?
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>be in a train
>see a cute girl without makeup
Urge to ask her out increasing...
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Women, if you had sex with a guy, and he still wanted sex the next morning.
Would you assume he didn’t like the sex he had?
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Did you thank Allah for life today?
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>>33906241
Who?
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>>33906241
Why would I thank the God of child raping warmongers?
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>>33906099
I split my skin pwease fix me
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>>33906242
Allan, he work in life insurance sell and he offered me a great deal!
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>>33906241
Arm
Leg
Leg
Arm
Head
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>>33906243
Allah just means god, retard.
Plus, the christian god, the jewish god and the islamic god is the same god
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>>33906253
If you say so, Muhammad. Goat pussy is sure tasty, eh?
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>>33906224
Are you sure it's the right time of year? All the mantas in my area just finished laying their egg case things, both the foam and the hard shell
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Girls, is being a cuckquean really that popular? Why am I suddenly seeing this shit everywhere?
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>>33906247
>Life insurance
Sounds like a scam
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>>33906258
>posted it again award
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https://youtube.com/shorts/2NwTLv-PoD8?si=A1m-zAvjuGTCHHS5
Men how does this make you feel? Which one is best?
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>>33906258
>Why am I suddenly seeing this shit everywhere
unironically propaganda
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>>33906262
She’s pretty but not my type.
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>>33906253
How come one killed egyptian babies
One said to spread peace and turn the other cheek
And the last said to tax the first two and genocide everyone else?
They seem a bit different
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>>33906263
Finally the good kind.
Add in some more wm bw and we good
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>>33906263
elaborate on this
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>>33906246
Poor baby. What are you making
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>>33906266
But which state is best?
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>>33906261
Posted what?

>>33906263
We can only hope, maybe the world will be less gay in the future
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>>33906241
No, I thanked Jesus
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>>33906272
Ponytail.
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>>33906271
I'm not exactly making more like altering, I'm trying to alter some cut-off shorts. My mom had got me some jeans last year and they didn't really fit but I kind of just dealt with it and then I turned them into cut-off shorts but I really hate that they just don't fit on my waist no matter what ideal and they just look so ugly. I just try and fold the zipper area over itself to make the waist tight enough but it's just lumpy and weird looking. So I cut off the waistband so that I could then cut off the entire zipper area and just sew it back together so that it would actually fit my hips and waist at the same time and just stretch on as I pull them up. Instead I cut myself to shit.
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>>33906270
to further destroy the family unit. fetishes can be socially imposed. does not always apply however. the cuck fetish in general further pushes polygamy.
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>>33906268
>How come one killed egyptian babies
>One said to spread peace and turn the other cheek
Are you suggesting that the god of the old testament is not the god of the bible?
>And the last said to tax the first two and genocide everyone else?
Who said this?

>>33906276
I'm willing to bet if i asked "Did you thank Kami today" you retarded weebs wouldn't say shit lmao
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>>33906284
Girl get in the cuckchair
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>>33906285
Israel owns you.
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>>33906285
Mohammed taxed christians and killed non believers.
Personally
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>>33906289
>Israel owns you.
Thats crazy coming from the American
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>>33906284
Oh come on now, you know damn well that that's not what's destroying the family unit. You know the type of phenotype that engages in polyamory and hypergamy all that nasty shit. It's never attractive people, it is always the most ugly beta looking man of all time. It's always ugly women or clearly psychotic women. Having a value has been lost by them exiting the family unit. It sucks if they end up having children and those kids are raised in such a nightmare environment, but maybe if we had a functioning child protective services that wouldn't happen. We keep going over and over and over, there are a lot of reasons why the family unit just is being destroyed and isn't as functional. It's expensive to have a family. It requires a lot of trust to have a family. Communities have been destroyed, a lot of men and women are seriously at odds, or they think they're seriously at odds, and it really comes to a head when they actually try and have a decision about what their roles are going to be if when they start a family. It's not any one specific thing destroying the classic family unit. Just realizing that it just doesn't work right now in today's day and age. No amount of the government saying please have babies is going to change that.
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>>33906291
Kek
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>>33906292
You should hit the enter key more often
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>>33906290
>Mohammed taxed christians and killed non believers
Even in islamic lore, Mohammed != Allah. My statement still stands that all three worship the same base god
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>>33906291
I’m not American.
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>>33906282
You goofball. Hope the shorts turn out cute at least, and that you didn’t get bloodstains on them
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>>33906292
i never claimed it to be the sole reason. it is merely a sedative to reinforce the current affairs. these measures will come in waves. folded over laps.
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Fuck you guys are dumb
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>>33906241
I’d like to thank my ancestors for giving me god tier genetics so I can live life on easy mode
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>>33906302
Why
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>>33906304
Last hour of posts speak for themselves imo
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>>33906297
In their beliefs and practices, kind of sort of, but not really. When all three say that their God is all knowing, all powerful, and everywhere, and never changes, they can't be worshiping the same God. That means that God changed His mind when Christ came about and changed the rules for Christianity, and that God changed His mind to annoint Muhammad and change the rules for Islam. They can't all be true, And by principle, only Judaism can be true because that's the only version of the Abraham God that never changed. Oh wait, which version are we practicing again?
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>>33906300
Nah its the type of cuts that bleed very slowly and just ooze
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>>33906308
Fair lol
I’m also loving the high school-level religion discussion
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>>33906258
what is this from? It looks like it's animated like that MTV Spiderman series from the early 00s.
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>>33906311
Loving is not the word I’d use but ay, glad you’re happy lol. I’m off to do something else
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>>33906311
I'd love to hear your top educated opinion then.
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>>33906311
Nah he’s right tho the world was fine before Abrahamic religions came along
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>>33906198
Are you okay with receiving oral?
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>>33906314
I might be doing a sarcasm this shit is insufferable
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If it only cost 10USD/week to pay for a child food and education in Africa, why aren’t we sending our children to study in Africa?
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>>33906319
Doing a hecking sarcasmerino, very clever!
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>>33906320
Where?
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>>33906322
I don’t know there’s always some ads that say all it take is 10USD a week to pay for a child food and education in Africa, so I guess it would save me money!
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>>33904934
I like feet but I'll never buy feet pics. The idea of commodifying it kills the attraction for me
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I’d risk some crazy voodoo diseases for a piece of Ghanaian ass
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>>33906310
Well that’s less of a mess I guess, but that shit hurts. Poor foid
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Eating ass is discusting. 2/3 of normies have herpes on their mouth, I don’t want herpes in my ass!
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>>33904934
I may be a loser with a foot fetish but I'd never go as low as to buy feet pics. Or any lewd photos. That's just dumb.
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>>33906262
It's all the same "without filter"
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>>33906329
Worse I cut my actual pants I'm wearing when I slipped so I'll have to fix those or just name a lot if cuts and then add themed patches
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>>33906320
>it costs $10/wk to pay for liberal feminist NGO’s to go have sex with local African tribesman and grant them a full diplomatic visa to upon arrival back to the states
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>>33906335
Oh damn, that could have been a lot worse. Hope your legs are fine.
The patches sound fun
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>>33906324
Shut up and eat your rice and beans moid
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If France, if a squatter has been squatting your place for over 48h, it become his place!
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>>33906340
In Soviet Russia, house squats on you!
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>>33906335
You could’ve fixed them if you had a leatherman with an awl attachment
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>>33906339
What the fuck is a ground beef? Dosen’t all Beefs usually live on the ground?
I’ve never heard of an appartment beef!
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>>33906343
I for one prefer costco beef
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The ground beef prices are just too damn high.
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I wish it was Fucking Femanon February already
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>>33906347
I usually just buy bulk directly from my local butcher, it’s slightly cheaper and way better than whatever mystery meat slop you’re getting from Wholefoods
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>>33906348
Nah you getting ready for Moid March you gay faggot
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>>33906354
im a moid that was born the month of may =-)
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>>33906348
I always fail that month...
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>>33906338
Nah, I sliced through to deeper skin. Luckily it was white not yellow so I didn't go down to the fat layer! My reading tells me if I really want to keep doing this whole sewing thing I need a dedicated cutting surface and safety measures.
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>>33906356
I feel optimistic about it this year
She said she wont me
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>>33906347
Ground pork is still like $2 per lb
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almost out of halloween candy

I can start losing weight again
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>>33906365
Woohoo
>>
That masculine need to drown random girls by pushing them off the pier
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>>33906367
I also often draw random woman I see in parc, drawing is my favorite activiti!
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>>33906360
Sheesh, yes you do. Those self-healing cutting mats are worth every penny
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>>33906360
Also, a rotary cutter
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>>33906355
>Gemini male
My condolences fren
>>33906367
Multiplied by the fact that the average American woman cannot swim
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>>33906376
im taurus
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>>33906372
>>33906374
Yeaaaaah I know I gotta specialize...
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>>33906376
>he's into astrology

Didn't know it could get worse
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>>33906363
Pork while high in iron is shit tier compared to beef and also just a breakfast meat, browns aren’t allowed to eat either so fairs fair
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>>33906360
Pork is also the closest thing we have to human skin
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>>33906379
Meatwad?
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>>33906379
Nigga that’s like being in 2nd place, at least geminis have hidden autism powers
>>33906382
>they don’t know the esoteric knowledge
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>>33906382
Of course he is, his entire schtick is based on MBTI.
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Need foid to massage my shoulders
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>>33906392
Today I will remind them
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>>33906054
F
/vg/, /tv/, /v/, /an/, previously /co/
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What an ending, chat:(
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>>33906408
zesty einstein
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Girls, are motorcycles a red flag? Should I leave it off my profile?
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>>33906417
You posted your face in /r9k and someone just increased the contrast, the video is already up
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>>33906412
Very sexy. Keep it on.
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>>33906426
I appreciate that you copy my formatting.
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How can I cut contact with a BPD girl who really really really likes me, but I don't want to get hurt, so I want to go aways as calmly as possible?

I had a BPD relationship once, and I don't want to repeat it, it's hell. What should I do? We shared personal info and pictures, and I don't want her to share it around..how can I do it in the most soft way possible?
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>>33906430
Just date her you fucking pussy, she's going to be the one
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>>33906429
It's fun.
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>>33906432
I kneel.
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Men,
Do you get headaches when you cry?
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>>33906440
If I cry long enough, yes, but they go away quickly.
yes yes
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>>33906440
>crying because he got doxxed
Kek
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Holy. Fuck. 4chan is dead content.
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>>33903867
yeh
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>>33906449
>Holy. Fuck. 4chan is dead content.
Is it a holiday in burger town?
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>>33906462
Don’t think so. I’m just really restless. There’s nothing productive to do at 1 am.
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>>33906439
Hate who? You? Date her, breed her you pussy ass bitch
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>>33905826
>Do you guys think there is actually a shift in dating culture where men don't approach/chase anymore and women are getting desperate or is it an incel/mgtow cope?
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I don't think it's a cope. I think it's a psyop.
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>>33906440
Weirdly the opposite actually. Its happened at least 3 times where i had a headache, i go watch something that makes me tear up, and it cures my headache
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As a non american, i hate how much this propaganda affects me emotionally. Americans, do better!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_l4Ab5FRwM
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>>33903875
I want to hold a foid so bad
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>>33904837
Yeah, it helped. Try and find a non woke one
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>>33906478
American here, Five Finger Death Punch sucks ass. Like, they're legitimately not very good. I'm not saying that because of the message in their music, I'm just saying it because they suck ass.
Contrast with an actual artist like Lindsey Sterling. She's a Mormonite so I don't see eye to eye to her on jack shit of anything but her music is actually really fucking good.
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Women, what do you think sex with a famous fat man like Orson Welles would have been like?
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>>33906412
Yes. Too many have their brains leak out of the helmet
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>>33906490
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>>33906483
>Lindsey Sterling
is this the girl that used to play zelda music on violin in the early days of youtube?
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>>33906489
Can I have him young?
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>>33906412
>Girls, are motorcycles a red flag? Should I leave it off my profile?
Look up "motorcycles and toxoplasmosis."
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>>33906492
You want to be throat fucked because you like motorcycles?
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Working on convincing this girl to not go travel the world alone and to date me instead (and then travel the world with me)

Not sure how well this will go.
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women would you go ghost hunting with me in an abandoned house at 3am?
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>>33906494
Sure, you get a fat Orson Welles when he played the villain in Touch of Evil, the movie about Charlton Heston going up against sinister hispanic weed dealers
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>>33906495
Okay, so as long as he doesn't have a cat or ever clean a litter box, it's fine, right? By that logic though, shouldn't all cat owners be banned from driving?
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>>33906497
It’s not
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>>33906499
I'd sooner commit suicide.
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Men, do you ever contact women you find listed on your local sex offender registry map to ask if they're down to fuck and do some crazy sex shit?
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>>33906498
Yes, I have absolutely no fear of the supernatural, or the dark, or buildings.
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>>33906501
>Okay, so as long as he doesn't have a cat or ever clean a litter box, it's fine, right?
His mom could've been exposed during pregnancy.
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When were you first exposed as a fraud, or at least had your legitimacy called into question?
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>>33906506
Is it really such a widespread problem as we're led to believe?
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>>33906506
Speaking of moms and exposed, did any anon's moms here ever expose her titty or bush and vulva to them? When I was hanging out with my friend growing up his mom would sometimes flash her boobs and vulva at us and wink.
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What are non-violent ways that a man can bully or psychologically damage a neurotic woman with severe anxiety and autistic social skills problems? One who runs her mouth way too fucking much and says dumb shit?

To punish her for being annoying.
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>>33906513
But why would you do that?
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>>33906514
Because I don't like how she acts. Nobody does.
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>>33906511
She should have been hung by her toes and flogged before being bled like a hog.
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Women do you really like popping pimples and stuff on men?
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>>33906513
Is she a coworker?
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>>33906516
Hot. You're making me want to jerk it.
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>>33906515
Have you considered telling her instead of tormenting her?
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>>33906518
No.
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>>33906517
Yes
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>>33906520
You're right, I should spread a rumor about her chasing her ex-boyfriend with scissors and trying to castrate him when he criticized something she wanted to watch on streaming.
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Do francexual identify as france or are they just sexually attracted to it?
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>>33906521
How do you interact with her then? Family?
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>>33906526
Same social scene
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>>33906524
Chud?
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>>33906522
why?
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>>33906513
You should kill yourself instead.
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Why do my genitals sweat more than my armpits do? Is this normalist?
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>>33904116
>I think it's the lesbo Mexican Latinx troll.
She's into bleaching, too.
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Why are snuff films/stories so hot? Especially ones depicting drowning or strangulation
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>>33906522
So having backne doesn't mean it's over?
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>>33906517
Yeah it's gross but satisfying. All my exes had zero skincare so they'd have huge blackheads
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Morning.
What are we fapping to today?
I had a vaguely sexual dream, but unfortunately I don't remember the details.
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>>33906543
Bitches with big asses, blunts and big cars
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>>33906516
All women should be treated this way.
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>>33906532
Never gonna happen.
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>>33906544
So you fap to big booty bitches driving in monster trucks while getting high?
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>>33906543
Dohna Dohna
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>>33906531
I don't know... It's just a compulsion type of thing. I just can't help it. I see it. I have to pop it.
>>33906538
Not definitively, not unless it's really bad like pimples on top of your pimples.
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>>33906525
idk i just want to have sex with french women
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Ladies. Can I poop in your lap and then smear the poop on your clit and around the edge of your vulva and lick it off?
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>>33906543
Thoughts if big hunks touching my thighs, pouring coconut oil and coconut milk on me and massaging me
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>>33906552
i fantasize about massaging women but im a twinky lookin mf
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need her butt to act like a trampoline I can bounce off of when proneboning
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>>33906548
No thanks.

>>33906552
Can I squeeze you?
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>>33906547
That’s absolutely right.
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>>33906550
Prime Alizee got me hooked on french women
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>>33906555
Damn. With trips too.
>>33906560
Only if you look like this
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>my main league account got unbanned
I thought it was permabanned. This account is cursed as fuck, should I sell it?
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There's too much horny posting and not nearly enough misogyny in this thread.
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women is it possible for you to get chaffed inside the vagina?
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>>33906562
Sounds tough. Like having to find content for it, I mean.

>>33906564
Hm, I don't have a beard, but I am taller than Henry and not weak. I could easily full body cover you while hugging and groping you.
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>>33906538
If you have backward knees, just walk with a mirror!
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>>33906495
It can give you telepathy depending on the RhD phenotype of the toxoplasma and has been proven to reduce motorcycle accident rates
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This account makes me sick to look at.
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>>33906565
dunkey?
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>>33906572
>It can give you telepathy depending on the RhD phenotype of the toxoplasma
SAAAR no not redeem the hivemind SAAR
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RYIbfC9SJvo
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>>33906576
No, just some random. I had a mental breakdown back in April and got it banned, I thought.
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State gender and propose a League champ

>Siege-tank piloted by a punk rock Yordle, AP tank/barrage, inspired by the WC3 siege engine unit and the comic book Tank Girl, has a crush on Rumble
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>>33906579
Sounds like a hybrid of Rumble and Xerath.
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>>33906557
real
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>>33906580
>Xerath
Xerath with his siege mode on W? Yes
>Rumble
Yes but visually would pay homage to the siege engine unit instead of goblin shredder, also it’s a cute punk girl
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>>33906579
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Old pantheon
League isn't worth playing without old pantheon
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>>33906591
I miss every old champion including Evelyn
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Jeeted and defeated
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>>33906565
No dumbass just get good.
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>>33906597
I’m diamond, it’s cursed because of how many skins I have from ex girlfriends.
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Saw a 15 year old cat today, bro was looking ROUGH.
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>>33906569
No beard just the stubble. I hate beard I like full stubble. Height doesnt matter, I mean ideally 5'10"-6'3" but within that range is fine. 12-20% body fat us fine but at 20% you better have decent definition.
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>>33906599
If you really think you can get away with selling it, then by all means. But is that a risk you'd like to take? Riot has ways of knowing things...
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>>33906601
Trvke.
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Should I get a brown girlfriend as a white guy so people won't think I'm racist because of my shaved head?
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>>33906579
Gryphon rider
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Why do some people's knees look like this?
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>>33906603
Would that matter? Lol
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>>33906617
>>33906617
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>>33906619
I've known a few that got banned because it was suspected that their account was purchased.
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>>33906624
Oh for a chargeback?
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>>33906227
yes, 51
>>33906241 related to this
just turn the number negative
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girls, is picrel comfortable?

I imagine it's not, but a girl I like wears this all the time (it's visible even trough her black sweater).
I also saw another women with big tits, wearing a way too small bra at the park. Is it a trend? btw, are they using push up bras to heighten up the effect?
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>>33906099
She isn't me >:(
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>>33907069
:) I figured that out pretty quickly
There’s a way to guarantee that doesn’t happen
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>>33906957
Not for me. Gotta keep reaching in too adjust.
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>>33906537
>snuff films
How certain are you that you are using the term "snuff film" accurately here?
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>>33906513
>>33906524
How are your classes going in the fourth grade this year?



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