Ask The Opposite Gender Anything
what happens to goth chicks after 30?
>>33936902Nothing they just go out less
How closely correlated is height to virginity in straight men? Has this been studied?
>>33936902I was an early 2000's goth chickI gave it up after 26, and had a family, jesus some of my friends were goth till like 35 and it was NOT a good look
>>33936937What's your current aesthetic?
i hate women
>>33936936>How closely correlated is height to virginity in straight men? Has this been studied?r=0.69
>>33936941>i hate womenA fat chick busted your balls
>>33936940my current aesthetic is MILF that still gets boned two or three times a weekI really only wear comfortable and conservative clothes now
>>33936936Face > all
>>33936946no I was abused as child by women
>>33936948Cheers to a healthy marriage
>>33936949Nah
i hate womenwomen can of course still give me sex
>>33936906>>Almost 60% of women on Bumble were willing to consider a man who was 6 feet tall.>>That number dropped to almost 30% for men 1 inch below the 6 foot threshold>Fucking brutal, lads.Men should not use dating apps anymore. Let women date each other. Femanons, your dating profile should get no likes and no matches from men. That's the end goal. If it takes us 30 years to get there, so be it. I'll personally still be alive to see you alone and devoid of attention.
>>33936952Yeh, you know it's true
>>33936949>Face > allIf only...Girls say that I'm handsome, I'm just too short.
>>33936954>Let women date each otherHotttt!
>>33936902they become goth milfs
I've been informed by my lawyer that im not allowed to love blondes anymore
>>33936964I wish there were more redheads
Why can't girls suffer from loneliness and childlessness the same way we men do? It's not fair modern world only imposes bad things on us....
>>33936954MI was thinking about downloading one. but this stat killed any motivation I had.
>>33936899I love the OP picture because it perfectly illustrates how dysgenic normie goblinoids will inherit the earth
I don't care that you broke your elbow
Questions for femanons.When a guy tries talking to you, about how often would you say you're just completely disgusted by this useless fucking loser even thinking they have the slightest chance with you? Follow up question, about how often do you match with guys like that on dating apps just to make fun of them with your friends?
>>33936980>When a guy tries talking to you, about how often would you say you're just completely disgusted by this useless fucking loser even thinking they have the slightest chance with you?0% of the time.I've never used apps.
>>33936980Have you considered that you're inviting bad karma in your life with all this hate and negativity
>>33936948how good is your husband in bed?do you cum?how often do you masturbate?how many kids do you have?pubic hair status?sex toys?
Would it be ok to distribute free speed to other students as a prop for my oral presentation on the effect of amphetamine salts?
As a 6' guy, if a woman even mentions men's height I'm not saying another word to her and tune out completely. There need to be consequences, no matter how small.
>>33936982Yes but then I remember karma is cope.>>33936981Thank you
>>33936987Wow okay.>do you cum?Yes>how often do you masturbate?once a week usually>how many kids do you have?3>pubic hair status?unshaved>sex toys?yes, a few
>>33936989>I am so mad women like my appearanceWeird.
>>33936982What is he supposed to believe if women tell him that he shouldn't have any self-confidence every day by rejecting him and not dating/fucking him? Looking forward to what cope you'll come up with now for that anon.
Where do I meet clingy gf
>>33936993It isn't weird. If I start mentioning weight, breast size and hypocrisy, I will get a barrage of insults and snide comments on all of my defects.You shouldn't get to say and do whatever you want in this world just because you're a woman.
>>33936993Fuck you we're more than our appearances
/atoga/, would you ever abandon your nakama?
>>33936998A literal whore who's reaching the wall
>>33937002I don't have any "nakama" to abandon.
>>33936999It is. A woman complimenting you for your appearance is not an offense against men who don't look like you. Me saying "I love that my husband is tall" does not mean that I think every man under 6 feet is a subhuman. Unless she is putting short men down, it makes no sense to be offended on their behalf.>>33937001I agree. But hot men are hot, it's fine to talk about it.
Why do women have to be evil?
>>33937009Because it benefits their offspring.Think of all the vile things your own mother did before and even after giving birth to you.
>>33936993>man says 'so, you're a D cup and 95lbs? Nice, I like that'>NOO DUMP HIM IMMEDIATELY RED FLAG RED FLAG>woman says 'So, you're 6'+? Nice, I like that'>Uhmm this is normal, let women like things
>>33937009Result of them being raised as Disney princesses. Honestly, the solution is to abuse more females, at least they will fear and respect men.
>>33937007>A woman complimenting you for your appearance is not an offense against men who don't look like you.We're talking about height, not appearance in general. It's an indication that she's shallow and has a tendency to shit talk men for their immutable characteristics. Just because I (supposedly) meet some of her current standards doesn't mean she won't compliment even taller men for being taller in the future, while changing her assessment of men of <insert arbitrary height> to be subhuman.She's just not worth talking to and enabling.
>>33936899Women, have you ever danced with a man?
What's your traumatic experience?
>>33937020i hate women
>>33937020What the hell lolWhat is she crying about?
>>33936992you're so fucking hot milf anon, I came thinking about you, have a good night
>>33937024Cringe simp
>>33937014I think commenting on a woman's weight, especially a specific number on a scale, is a little bit of a faux pas, mostly because it changes so much through a normal woman's life with pregnancy and hormonal fluctuations.If you tell your wife "I find you attractive at X weight", you're basically putting yourself in a tough position for the future when she won't be X weight.But my husband was always pretty open about his love for my tits, I never viewed it negatively or anything. I'd sure hope the man I have sex with likes my body. I don't know why I'd want anything else.>>33937016You're, again, implying that liking your body means she considers everyone different from you a subhuman. It just isn't the case.
>>33937020Is she disabled (autistic)?
>>33937017Yeah! It's fun.
>>33937020Dealing with women>>33937023>>33937027My guess is she went to India and it wasn't what she expected
>>33937026>that liking your body means she considersI think I know who you are. You never read the things you decide to reply to and then invent some strawman gibberish around conclusious you pulled out of your ass. Did I say anything about her complimenting me and me being a weirdo about it?
>>33937023>What is she crying about?Pretty easy to tell with context clues
Do women really go "Wow, this man is insanely dangerous, I want him to fuck me"? I am trying to understand the psychology here.
>>33937017Yes, in PE. I was an ugly unpopular nerd and I thought dance lessons were lame but the boys were fucking shaking and sweating, afraid to look me in the eye, red-faced and panting like dogs. It was then that I realized that 90% of men have no aspirations past attaining female approval and that they're drones for me to use as I please.
>>33937030What do women expect from India? Lmao
>>33937034The psychology is women love power and hate weakness, that's all there is
>>33937036Yoga and meditating while walking barefoot across the hills to different templesEat, Pray, Love ruined an entire generation of women
>>33937017Yeah I've danced a traditional dance with a boy at school, a lot of group dances too (these are mixed gender). We also tried to learn waltzing once but both me and the other kid were bad at it
I wish I had been born a girl, life would've been so much easier. No loneliness, no struggling with meaning, no hardship or social isolation during covid
>>33936998velcro factory
Is it true that tintin is asexual because of all the brain damage he took frombeing hit in the head at every album?
>>33937020unironically never had one
>>33937032I've literally said I'd understand your position if this woman was putting other men down in front of you, but if she's just talking positively about your height I do not think it is reasonable or warranted to act like she's insulting men who don't look like you.>Just because I (supposedly) meet some of her current standards doesn't mean she won't compliment even taller men for being taller in the future, while changing her assessment of men of <insert arbitrary height> to be subhuman.This is the statement I was taking issue with. Complimenting a man for his height does not imply that men below that height are subhuman, it just doesn't follow.
>>33937039Sounds fucking retarded. Do women really?
>>33937045Tintin is volcel king
>>33937034Depends on the woman. I don't, if I don't feel secure with a man I have zero desire to ever be intimate with him in any capacity.
>>33937030>My guess is she went to India and it wasn't what she expectedShe expected it to be like Dubai where she went a few times and got shat on by some distinguished Al Maktoum gentlemen. To her dismay, the impoverished wouldn't reserve their bowel movements for privileged white women. It's quite sad, actually, as you can probably tell from the video itself
>>33937017Does twerking on a guy count as dancing to you?
>>33936899Women what kind of threesome do you like more? FFM, or MMF?
>>33937059Threesomes are degenerate.
>>33937059I've only done FFM. In a hypothetical that's comfortable, I think FMM could also be fun.
>>33937058depends on your ass
>>33937064It's perfect.
>>33936980When I dont wanna talk to a guy, I simply dont reply or reply very late (1 or 2 texts a day) and eventually he gets the point
>>33937048there are very few ways to make a compliment about height that's not demeaning or comparative, due to the connotation women have given to this topic. I haven't heard any such compliment that sounded right, even when it was about me.
>>33937035JH with her headcanon again
>>33936937>I gave it up after 26So weak. I plan to stay as a femboy until I'm 40 or so, it depends on how I age. After that, I would become a femman. I still have a very long road till then, but I don't see myself as a family man at all.
>>33936899Men, which one are you picking?
>>33937069It seems like you're projecting your own narrative onto people's words to feel mad about it.If I tell a man "I love how tall you are", it does not mean "I hate how short John is", it does not mean "I'd hate for you to be shorter". It just means that I like how tall he is.To me, it is the same as saying "I love your blue eyes" - it does not mean I don't like brown eyes, and it does not mean I'd hate for him to not have blue eyes. I've liked men much shorter than my husband and found them perfectly attractive, I never thought negatively of their height and never wished they were taller when I was with them/crushing on them. I still like the way my husband's body looks, and it makes me feel good that he's much bigger than me.
>>33937068Why not just say that you don't wanna talk to him?
>>33937048>>33937083You're struggling to understand the function of a compliment. Why would I say "I appreciate that you're loyal" if I wasn't comparing her to whores? Or "your golden hair is beautiful" if I hadn't seen women with shit-colored hair?
>>33937089no she is struggling to understand that you are a bad faith troll because she is autistic.
>>33937082>all of them have tattoos and are middle agedNone, they need to be half their age and have no tattoos first of all.
>>33937082The ones without retarded tattoos. I fucking hate them.
>>33937093Just a lil autistic. I thought he was retarded at first :(
>>33937082D is the best but none of them are really my type.
>>33937082I'm not picking any of them.
>>33937082None.Kys
How can i cind my american waifu?
>>33937073That wasn't me. Fuck you.
For M/F, also state your age and country if that helps give context:What's usually the difference between the time your alarm is set and when your shift officially begins at work/school?So including waking up, getting ready, eating, commuting, any extra buffer time, etc. I think if I tried hard enough, I could get it down to around 40 minutes, but not sure how advantageous that is compared to the average person.For reference, I'm 24/M in Western Europe and that would look something like: - 08h20: alarm set- 08h40: leaving my apartment - 08h55: arriving at uni- 09h00: classes begin
>>33937086NTA but he may refuse to take no for an answer. Then you get lots of sad or angry or faux-concerned messages. It's better to be boring and let him decide he doesn't want to talk.
>>33937082tasty slampig contest, would fuck everyone
>>33937112They need men like you
>>33937068in such cases I directly follow up with another message just to reflect their autistic behaviour straight back to them>>33937082D no question
>>33937082all are disgusting fat hagsso if suicide isnt an option, E I guess
>>33937109dont make excuses now
>>33937083Again, and I've said this before but you chose to ignore it: the topic is charged and women being nonchalant when commenting on men's height and casually saying things like 'my ex was 6'3 and <insert trivia about the perks of being a tall jar grabber and opener like you>' are comparative by definition. The example of a situation where tall men have an advantage also implies that she's more likely to date men *because* they're tall and *because* they're more useful. Women make these rules and they generally seem to bring up height unprompted, like they're obsessed with it (and they might be).
>>33937073She wouldn't say that because she would lose her simp army here.
>>33937110F, 32. I start work at 8:30.Two days a week I have an hour long commute and on those days I wake up at 6:30 and leave the house at 7 AM.Two days a week I have a 15 minutes commute. On those day I wake up at 6:15, work out for 45 minutes, and I leave the house by 8 AM.
>>33937111Yeah, true. Didn't account for "he'll be crazy and start throwing messages from alt accounts at me" situation. Even just blocking doesn't save from that.
>>33937110M, 27My work starts at 10 AM, but my alarm is set for 10:40 AM.
>old and singlengmiNone. Give me slim/average young virgins of decent character.
>>339371276am: Wake up, feeling like you've been in a car crash. Drag yourself out of bed to possibly force a shit out too early in the morning, shower and get dressed. If you're extra tired you just get dressed and leave after starring into the abyss and pondering life for an hour.7am: Commute to work. If you're lucky it will be a 20 minute walk or drive. That's probably not the case. You probably enter the rat race with fellow wagies on the road, foot paths, public transport for 30-40 minutes8am: Enter the building wanting to die. Manager smiling from ear to ear, hello happy campers, team meeting !1pm: You've got a choice. Sit in the work canteen with people you can't stand, or walk back to your car that takes time out of your lunch break, but gives you time to reflect on how you hate your life3pm: You want to go home, but you've got 2 more hours5pm: You leave work, enter the rat race again, do it all over again6pm: If you're lucky, you walk in through the door. You're unsure if you want to wank, shit, eat, sleep or cry.7pm: After pondering for an hour, you force yourself to eat, household chores are on your mind, you do some, leave others8pm: You're tired as fuck at this point. You shit post, scroll some shit on social media. You start to have a good time, but then oh shit time flies when you're having fun and its10pm: I need to go sleep, need to be up at 6am. Now I've got a choice, cry myself to sleep or stay awake for a 2-3 hours more and wake up even more exhausted. You rotate those options over 5 days.11:30pm: You've been in bed for 40 minutes exhausted and unable to sleep, but then go to sleep6am: Alarm goes off
>>33937082>>33937131
Is the resident 37/F waking up at 3:55 AM to have at least two hours of dildo usage in before heading to work?
>>33937068The replying 1 or 2 texts a day is needlessly cruel if he's an autismo that can't take hints. I'm not very good at texting and can fret and stress about what to write for hours sometimes.I either feel guilty about the delays between my own replies or I feel like I'm sending badly thought-trough cringe messages. I have a conversation going on hinge right now and I can't even tell whether I look like a>acquiescent desperate simp >retard clown>man trying to hard to seem interesting>eunuch not flirting enough>too forward and creepyAlthough I'm a lot better at spotting the typical, short, loss-of-interest replies now and bowing out I still sometimes waste a lot of time and energy. I'm a pretty well adjusted man with everything in good order in my personal life, socially, family-wise, physically and work-related but I feel like this single failing of not having a good grip on texting is destroying my chances on these apps.Does anyone feel the same?Do girls even realize how hard it is to start a conversation with a complete stranger? Like the effort I put into making my replies have hooks for more conversation and my question being fun and interesting feels so wasted when I get those short unworkable replies without even punctuation.
>>33937131>slim/average young virgins of decent characterGive me fit/average rich men with huge penises
>>33937110M24 in Eastern Europe.>What's usually the difference between the time your alarm is set and when your shift officially begins at work/school?I don't have an alarm, so it depends on when I wake up. My work starts at 10AM and it's from home. I've been oversleeping lately, but nobody really cares.
Write your genderAre you willing to do stuff you aren't excited about, but will do for your friends? Like, my friends are always calling me to play different games. It's not that I don't want to, but I often think I'd rather read a manga instead. But I've decided that I was being too avoidant, so now I agree to play if I don't have any other plans anyway.
>>33937118Idk what I'm more offended by. That you think I was a nerd in school, or that you think that seeing guys sweating and panting in PE didn't exclusively arouse me.
>>33937140F. Yeah, of course. They're my friends.
>>3393711026 M in AlmanyaAlarm is set for 7 but I usually only get up around 7:30. I dont have a fixed time when I have to be at the office but I try to be there by 9 am at the latest.
>>33937140F, yes. Part of maintaining a friend group is making sure everyone feels engaged and included. It's natural to do things with and for the people you care about, even if it doesn't particularly benefit or interest you. Of course, nobody should feel compelled to do something they find uncomfortable or dangerous, though.
>>33937132I work for myself so I work pretty much only as much as I feel the need to, sorry anon lol
Congratulations anons you made it to Friday. How are we all doing today/tonight?
>>33937110F, US. I wake up at 4:30AM on hair days to shower and get totally ready for a 7:00AM clock in. If it's not a hair day or a shower day, I can wake up as late as 6:00AM and still comfortably be ready for work. It's a thirty minute drive.
>>33936932do chuds want this?
>>33936899M or FHow do you look for your age?
>>33937142and there she goes trying to make it about sex againyou coomer
>>33937140Male. Usually not. I don't want to do something I'm not interested. They would be able to tell sooner or later and I'm sure this would make it awkward.They're already well aware that I'm oddball, so me skipping/largely avoiding playing something due to me having different preferences most of the time isn't an issue.
>>33937154F. I'm told I look younger than I am, but I assume that's just because I'm short and take care of my skin.>>33937155Bite me.
>>33937137>the equivalent of a good woman is a psychopath billionaire CEOThe female logic strikes again
Menanons, would you say you embody the stoic warrior poet with a code of honor archetype?
>>33937154F. Pretty good, I think. I'm in good shape, I don't have visible signs of ageing skin wise. I don't look underage or anything, tho.
>>33937140M. If the game is compshit/Chinese spyware then you're free to say "no". Otherwise think of it as just spending time with friends first and then a game. Or you can suggest your own games/activities. If not then fine. I had a friend who was only playing global strategy games, so I played it with him even though maximum what I've played to this genre is Spore. Even if I didn't always had a mood for the game, I always had a mood for the friend.
>>33937158>Bite me.noewarent you in this weird group poly bullshit? who knows what you're carrying
>>33937154F. I’ve been told I look underage.
Sitting at a desserted artificial lake and feeling like crying a bit.Music for this feeling?Had already the Cranberries on.
Femanons, will you ever get in touch with your divine feminine and unlock your ancestral witch powers to dismantle the CIS white male patriarchy and create an empathetic safe space utopia for all of us?
>>33937145>>33937148It's not like I didn't want to, I'm just kinda not in the mood, ykwim. But I guess I really was the problem and a shit friend.>>33937156Me too
>>33937158>>33937164Yummy!! :3
>>33937160Mentally yes, physically no. Not stoic though, that's gay.
>>33937170>Not stoic though, that's gay.I hope life treats you nicely, anon.
>>33937150>How are we all doing today/tonight?Feeling behind. Need to do some things, but I'm stalling at the moment.>>33937154That video is a shitpost, right? He doesn't look 17.>How do you look for your age?Maybe slightly younger, I don't actually know. I wasn't told anything about my age in a while.>>33937168>Me tooFor what its worth, those people are still happy to have me around. I've always kind of been "that guy in a corner doing his own thing", if that makes sense.
>>33937166Anon that’s what the radical left has been doing since 2012.
Anons what would you think if your gf sent you silly little cat drawings like this?
>>33937160Nahhonor is for the birds
>>33937173thats the libs
>>33937171Thank you.
>>33937154M, 30Pretty good, apparently. One of my teenage lil bro’s friends was shocked to learn I’m this old and told me he thought I was around 22. I occasionally surprise cashiers when I buy alcohol.
>>33937160If we're talking about fantasy, I'm basically this type of guy.
>>33937160Nah, I’m more of a spoony bard
>>33937177You know what I meant anon.
>>33937175Look at it for 5 seconds, tell her it's cute and move on with my day.
>>33936949relating to the photo the answer should always be big tits and no ass. Women can do exercises to grow their glute muscles but there’s not really anything you can do to increase breast size other than surgery
>>33937175I would realize it's a dream because I don't have a girlfriend. So I'll wake up.
>>33937017probably never have. that depends if you count male friends and you're dancing like monkeys then most likely I have. too fat and ugly for any kind of romantic dance and I never attended prom for this reason
>>33937154MKinda. I'm looking five years younger, but I want more.
>>33937160No, I'm more of the lovable norm-violating trickster figure who grows sullen over a perceived sleight and turns on the hero, only to be crushed by the hero's honest brutality
>>33937017I danced with my dad a lot when I was little. He loves dancing, I love dancing, my mom hates it, so since I was 7 or 8 we'd hit the dance floor at any function lol Now mostly dance with my husband at home. He hates it but he loves me too much to say no.
>>33937194I hate it too
>>33937175I'd break up with her because I already get sent these by my best friend and I don't need twice the sleepy energy in my life
>>33937017yep. multiple times
>>33937197Too bad :(
>>33937154MPeople assume I'm 5-7 years younger. Twink death any day now though.
>>33937154MI look 8 years older
>>33937205>Twink death any day now though.It's not that bad, after I hit it, my face became even more handsome. It was a lucky break.
When will Minoan fashion come back?
If I transfuse a jewish person's blood into mine does that mean I am part jewish?
>>33937175I would leave it on read
Say "What" again!Say... "What"... again!Say "What" again,motherfuckerSay,say, say "What"again... a bitchSay "What" again!Say... "What"...again!Say "What" again!MmmSay, say, say "What" again!
>>33937212It means your soul belongs to them now
>>33937215Sometimes you must become a demon to kill a demon.
>>33937154MI started working out hard and that aged me. It's a good thing because I was babyfaced for a while.
>>33937158That’s my problem I’m sure. I don’t care about my skin.
>>33937123Again, and I've said it before, telling a man "I like that you're tall" does not imply that you hate that someone else is short and does not imply that you would not like that person if they were short. You're projecting a narrative onto comments that don't necessarily have it. You choosing to be offended on behalf of short men that a woman flirts with you by mentioning your height is pretty weird. It'd be like me feeling offended if a man flirts with me by mentioning my eye color on behalf of women with brown eyes.
Why did my ancestral kin have to choose me to be a seer? Seers aren't respected in this day and age. I almost want to tell them to take back all of this divine knowledge and give it to somebody else.
>>33936937so a typical mall goth poser? lmao yeah you were sooooo goffick in your nightmare before christmas pajamas
>>33936980OftenI turned off all my dating apps.
How come all the cottagecore women are lesbians?
>>33937226>How come all the cottagecore women are lesbians?Probably because "cottagecore" is a tumblr thing and everyone on tumblr is gay af.Women who live rural are not gay.
>>33937225A fat single mother is gone from dating apps? What a huge loss...
>>33937017Once, yeah. But otherwise, not really.
>>33937229Cottagecore isn't just living rural, it's more of an aesthetic. Most rural women don't wear sundresses or practice witchcraft.
>>33937226because straight tradwives only exist for niche content creation. in real life, most couples cannot afford to have a tradwife, and the very small number who can don't actually want one because it's an expensive lifestyle. no one on earth wants to be a WORKING "tradwife".tl;dr men are the reason all cottagecore is gay no straight woman on earth is trying to live that lifestyle with a man who will not pull his weight
>>33937230Because they were exploding my phone with notifications and it was annoying. Lol you wish ""low value" meant unvaluable.
>>33937211If men could free the titty.
>>33937235Because fat single mothers are easy pussy. There's a reason you're single, lol. How are you this old and still don't understand men? Embarrassing.
>>33936980cold approach? i always feel this way. if you ask me out romantically based on looks alone, despite never having spoken to me, i assume you are a shallow douchebag and want nothing to do with you. i'm actually genuinely disgusted by you. i do not feel this way about acquaintances or friends who ask me out.
>>33937233Yeah, I understand. As I said, it's a tumblr thing and not reality, and everyone on tumblr is gay.
>>33937234>tl;dr men are the reason all cottagecore is gay no straight woman on earth is trying to live that lifestyle with a man who will not pull his weightCan you please stfu with this BS before I pull out the statistics that show that gay men have significantly happier relationships and get way less divorces than both lesbian and straight couples?
>>33937237The reason I'm single is because I keep rejecting niggas that still cold approach me on the street and wear a fake engagement ring.How are you that old and still think men are valuable?
>>33937230When I read her post, I remembered how she looked and laughed so fucking hard. But I decided to be better and not write it.
>>33937239Well that sucks because cottagecore women are my type.
>>33937154MI look probably 5 years older than I am because I smoke and get lots of sunlight and im balding, but I have good facial bone structure so its ok
>>33937240no one cares about your poorly sourced propaganda graphs bro
>>33937243A lot of more conservative women are into some aspects of it, but I do not think it is your type.
>>33937240what do gay men have to do with cottagecore
>>33937240>can you please stfu before i pull out a graph about UNRELATED GROUP THAT IS COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT TO THE TOPIC
>>33937250They said men don't pull their weight which is why women don't want to live that lifestyle with men, which is bullshit because gay men have by far the least amount of reported problems in their relationships.
What is the male equivalent of putting eyelashes and a blush on a character to make it instantly fuckable?I've tried doing this in paint, but I can't figure out what distinct quality achieves this effect as easily as the female version.
>>33937255A king's crownBlue/Green eyes
>>33937198So you dont agree that sleepy time is the best time?
>>33937255Give him one of those thick western mustaches. Disclaimer: May not apply to creator irl.
>>33937252my bad. i shouldn't have assumed you were a midwit, and instead assumed you were retarded and specified that i was talking about straight* men** while i was discussing why women who are into cottagecore aren't into men****men who like women**men who are not gay***not gay men btw because gay women do not date gay men eitheroh and in case it wasn't clear, we're discussing women's* involvement in cottagecore.*not gay men
>>33937251It's not irrelevant at all, idiot. Lesbian women get divorced more than straight women do and way more than gay men do, so who are the ones causing problems about this perceived pulling of weight in relationships? It's clearly not men. Perhaps women think they do more than what they actually do while downplaying men's work?
>>33937263you will pick any topic to spin off on this rant, huh?
>>33937255>anon discovers that male is default and female is performance
>>33937236Women need to do that. I dont have any titties I could free
>>33937261Hello, why do you think it is that lesbian women get divorced so much??? Probably because they both think they do everything in the relationship while neither of them does anything lmao
>>33937255give him a stick or cigarette in his mouth, some cool facial scar maybe, and stubble. and the eyes on the "male" in your pic rel are upturned (which is feminine), make them downturned instead, which is a more masculine trait. so very slightly droopy basically.
>>33937263/atoga/ doesn't like facts. Watch them call you an incel virgin with a small dick next.
men are really in out here in the gym "fighting their demons" and that demon is an overweight 5 that cheated on him.Grim
>>33937255Chad jawline
>>33937252Men have historically been associated with order and good, while women have been linked to chaos and evil. This duality is a recurring theme in many ancient myths and philosophies. For instance, in ancient Greek thought, Apollo (a MALE god) represented light, reason, and order, while figures like Pandora (the first WOMAN) were myths explaining the introduction of suffering and evil into the world. Similarly, in Chinese philosophy, the concept of Yang (masculine) is associated with order, light, and activity, while Yin (feminine) is associated with evil, chaos and darkness.
>>33937175cute. but I still prefer the mixed race porn my so sends me
Perhaps all men should be killed because men cause 99% of violence and death in this world. It's purely a male problem, and we all have to suffer because men are violent chuds who should all be castrated. Just my opinion of course.>inb4 endless moid whining
>>33937255I think part of the issue is that male is default.A smirk can help. Look into how they designed Flynn from Tangled (without the goatee).
>>33937278Can you be more specific? Which men in particular? The ones females voted for?
>>33937270>the eyes on the "male" in your pic rel are upturned (which is feminine), make them downturned instead, which is a more masculine trait. so very slightly droopy basically.Wdym, droopy/tareme eyes are for more cute and innocent characters
>>33937278That’s my cue to leave. Good luck to both sides and will see you all tonight.
>>33937281Women voting causes you to be a violent schoolshooter?
We need to bring eunuchs back as a class so that you feminine useless men can have a purpose in life again ngl
>>33937273M here i dont want to do drugs or alcohol, but idk if girls are ok with that
>>33937270this better>make them downturned instead, which is a more masculine trait. so very slightly droopy basically.negative canthal tilt is universally unattractive, see hunter eyes.
>>33937292He just looks evil.
>>33937278Men largely just kill other violent men in war or gang violence, whereas women kill babies. We are not the same.
>>33937175Reward her with a baby
>>33937294I mean, how else are you supposed to make him more masculine? That's why I asked in the first place.
>>33937288Why do females choose to date violent men instead of nice men? I don't understand why you're whining about the behaviour you females encourage in men.
>>33937255Men do not have an equivalence.Tool is tool.
>>33937268No. Like legally.
>>33937298Huh? The majority of child murderers are men.
>>33937294Dominance and intimidation are malecodedCuteness and smallness are femalecoded
>>33937298>>33937307Yeah and also it's mens fault the baby exists. So men should be killed if a woman has to abort.
>>33937260I got brutally mustache mogged by a fireman with one of those this week.Looked like he had a cattail stuck to his upper lip or like he should’ve been wearing a bowler hat or something
>>33937307Women have largely legalized and subsidized their killing of babies through abortion clinics and "SIDS" so it's not counted in the official numbers. They definitely lead in child abuse though.
>>33937300In terms of physical traits, more angular and prominent features - for example, a square jaw, a larger nose, a broader chin, more prominent brow bridge.
>>33937305>>33937280tried to add a smirk, some scars. Idk, it still feels like it's missing a certain x factor.
>>33937315Why is he Majima now
>>33937314sure, but that would defeat the purpose of simplicity. I could also make the female version more nuanced, but it's about nailing down the lowest common denominator.
>>33937315maybe you just can't do the same thing for moids
>>33937313So you made it up, okay.90% of child sexual abuse is committed by men.
>>33937315>try to make character more manly>turns into Big Bosshuh, interesting...
>>33937319>that would defeat the purpose of simplicitySo does adding a eye patch, scars and a cigarette.If you want just one trait, change the shape of the face and the eyes. Roundness is more feminine.
>>33937255tall, big hands, broad shoulders + le dom smirk
Can someone explain to me why this guy this way?About a week ago I met someone (not one or one or dating but I don't want to expand on that). Anyway, I went in and found him sitting alone, waiting for others to show up. I asked him a few questions, I was in a cheerful mood so it went smoothly and he did answer me and make himself available to further help me with other stuff. Anyway, it just so happened that over the upcoming days whenever I went in that place, I ended up sitting next to him and since he acts kind of like an aloner I thought maybe he needs a friend (?) Later on, he came and sat next to me so on another day there were other available seats but I went and sat next to him. Fastforward to yesterday, he was sitting somewhere and I thought someone left a seat empty (as to not sit next to him) so when I showed up I thought it was rude so I gave him a slight tap on the shoulder and sat next to him. Later that day he just changed his seat. And now this "loner" guy is joking with other people but I feel like he's avoiding me, like I was throwing myself at him, so I too inadvertently started avoiding him.What's his deal?
>>33937328Peak male performance
>>33937331tldr
Do you have a favorite mug?Mine has an old newspaper article from my hometown printed on it.
>>33937331He doesn't like you like that
>>33937255>fuckableWomen are, but men are the ones who fuck
>>33937336I have one I bought while I was really high on ambien many years ago that said "britney survived 2007, you can handle today", and I still kind of love it. It is so stupid, tho.My favorite tea mug is a 20 years old starbucks mug that is huge.
>>33937331>why this guy this way?Um, girl. WhatMen don't not have friends just because they sit by themselves. Also you touching him may have creeped him out ontop of the following him?
>>33937336nice mug !unfortunately, i only have solid colored mugs, so not really :c
>>33937341>"britney survived 2007, you can handle today"lol that rocks
>>33937136Dude, if a girl feels attracted to you, she's gonna overlook your cringe momentsIf she is 100% into you, you'll knowIf she's flaky and replies late, not asking you question, being overly dry then she is not interested
>>33937329>change the shape of the face and the eyesdunno about that. Can you show me what you meant?
>>33937338This.It's always funny seeing foids throw themselves at Chads way out of their league.>what?? Chad who has 100 other bitches hotter than me doesn't worship the ground I walk on like my other simps?? what's his fucking problem???
>>33937346>men making male character change for sexyness>he's beat, unshaven, and smokingMen really have no clue what women like about men. Lol
Okay guys, I'm going to go play a new Chinese gacha slop with my gf, who loves all this Chinese aesthetic. See you in a few weeks.
>>33937315>>33937328Kept you waiting, huh
>>33937350>you're doing it wrongvery helpful
>>33937343Ty! Could find some nice ones at the thrift store, I bet. That’s where I got all my favorite tacky pint glasses from
>>33937319>it's about nailing down the lowest common denominator.
>>33937342I'm not following him! We have to be in the same place. Also, I wasn't "touching him" it was one tap and it was to "tell" him move your chair so that I can sit in the one next. Also, he doesn't just sit by himself, he just doesn't talk to anyone or hangs out with anyone.
Can someone explain to me why this guy this way?The guy in question is Timothee Chalamet. I sent him a DM on his social media and he didn't reply??? I mean, I was extra nice and made sure to communicate that I was available.What's his deal?
>>33937346Round faces are more feminine/cute, while having a slight angle in the jaw can suggest you're more masculine.You also need to give him a chin.
>>33937354>psst. Do the opposite.>Yes, it doesn't change his face at all>because men being fuckable is purely just to not be a cringe rapey ugly guy
>>33937358He's just a faggot because he's a MAN, bruh.
NEED a sassy black woman to henpeck me all day and then suck my dick until I fall asleep
>>33937349He's not a chad and I didn't throw myself at him. You just don't seem to understand the concept of approaching another human being especially one that seems lonely so that they're not an outcast. Also I felt indebted to him because when I didn't know anyone he talked to me, but I did get to know other people later on, he just was the first.
>>33937338Okay, but I never said or did anything to suggest that *I* like him like that. I just wanted to be friends.
>>33937363>He's not a chad and I didn't throw myself at him.Lol, yeah right. >Anyway, I went in and found him sitting alone, waiting for others to show up. >I asked him a few questions, I was in a cheerful mood so it went smoothly and he did answer me and make himself available to further help me with other stuff.No female creature does this to a guy she doesn't want to fuck. Just take the L and move on.
>>33937358His hoe phase is over sis, he settled down with a nice girl now. You should've slid into his dms 10 years ago
>>33937106Send them to India and Ukraine. Ukraine needs women because theirs have fled and left the men to die.
>>33937363nta, but>my presence is a gift and he should be grateful that I give him my attention because he doesn't have anyone elselet the man sit in peace and learn to take a hint.
>>33937319Yeah, the Rape Face then
>>33937363Stop annoying people, bitch
>>33937360??According to you there is no tangible difference between Henry Cavill and an average guy you'd see on the street.
>>33937336Yeh. I love the ones I got from that HP haul I talked about a little while ago.
>>33937186ngmi, sadly. the science is quite clear on this matter. I suggest you to rewatch prison school
Kek, the ugly femcel got her ego hurt. >just wanted to be friends to the point where you approach a lone guy sitting by himselfAin't no way.
>>33937376My presence isn't a gift, dumb shit. Some people are loners and no one notices them so I thought he might've wanted a friend. You're trying to make it sound evil because you're a miserable as fuck.
>>33937367He's short and skinny and not good looking. And I just felt indebted to him and wanted to "pay" him back.You're a waste of air.
The girl said she would have fucked me if I weren't so fat. Fuck this gay world, it's so unfair. My BMI is only 30.1. She's a 9/10, though, so I'm going to the gym starting today.
>>33937378Meanwhile, you probably bitch and moan about the male loneliness epidemic
>>33937384>him sitting alone in peace <<<<< you sitting with himWhy else would you sit with him? Don't tell me it's because you are interested in him romantically and are morally grandstanding to justify your selfish needs.
>>33937385>He's short and skinny and not good looking.Wow, such you're such a good person.
>>33937380The hottest guy to play Superman
>>33937363What makes you think hat you talking to him is better than him sitting by himself?
>>33937397..was Christopher Reeve
>>33937397*ahem*
>>33937385>he was fucking ugly and short>that's why I approached him and tried to be friends with him and kept this in my mind the entire day until i got home to post on 4chan about him!! all my friends are fucking ugly and short too!Sure Jan
>>33937362I don't like being stereotyped like that.
>>33937390Are you this daft or do you not understand the concept of trying to befriend someone who might be a loner? If I do that, that doesn't mean I think my presence is a blessing, just maybe he wants a friend but is not good at it. Second, I literally explained I felt indebted to him (because he talked to me when I didn't know anyone) so I thought least I could do is try to befriend him and not keep him isolated. Third, I have no selfish needs, this is your mental illness talking. Fourth, he literally came and sat next to me a few days ago (and there were empty seats), so yesterday when someone went out of their way to leave an empty seat between him and her, I felt it was rude for him (like she was avoiding him) so I sat next to him. How's this selfish and following and romantic and me being an ugly femcel? Are you all here insane? You know what? Don't answer. Fuck you and fuck the rest of the losers on here.
>>33937391Yeah, better than you.
>>33937306Will femanons walk around public with their tits out if we make it legal?
>>33937411Yes
>>33937410How do you know that? Do you think you're the best human in the universe or what?
>>33937406Idk what to tell you, maybe you're not as charming as you thought you were and are now blaming the guy for not reciprocating your advances at """friendship""".
>>33937331>(not one or one or dating but I don't want to expand on that)If he learned you have a boyfriend, then he maintains his distance out of respect
>>33937291I realised I'd only want to date someone who doesn't really drink or smoke at all as I don't either. There are other women who think the same.
>>33937255>>33937319Less wide-eyed + smaller mouth + eyebrows
>>33937292Give him le smirk. Personally the cigarette and stubble is a turn off for me.
I'm proud of /atoga/ today :) You guys did good
sometimes I wake up desperately humping my bed and with my cook leaking lots of precum >_<
>>33937256Aw shucks anon.
>>33937380Yeah, henry cavil is ugly, and so are men on the street.
>>33937420What about my love for pushing my limits and altering my mind with legal substances? No alcohol or tobacco, though.
>>33937423like this?I feel like it takes away from it, no?>>33937422I guess I wouldn't know, but your version doesn't look particularly fuckable.
>>33937397>>33937400Such a perfect casting.
>>33937428>henry cavil is uglyMore beautiful than you, Ms. Piggy
>>33937315Picrel is making my pussy dry. I'd start over with the eyes as the tilt in them plus brows is just giving evil. I'd use neutral eyes, thicker slightly straight brows, and a smirk.
>>33937416I love how you insist to "misunderstand" because you're such a miserable cunt you can't fathom people/women do approach men for friendship, they just never do you. And since they never do you, it must never happen. You're so pathetic, just like >>33937415
>>33937432now combine the two
>>33937366He thinks you wanted more. Men aren't good at seeing the signs
Why do boys and immature men consistently not understand menstrual cycles and pms?>avoid women on their periods they're so bitchyFirst of all no one is "bitchy" on their period, pms is PREmenstrual syndrome, it's BEFORE they actually bleed. All they want is some painkillers and some rest. All the stuff happens a couple days before. And it's not bitchyness it's irritability, because hormonally your body knows it is preparing for a time of weakness for survival so you have to prepare yourself for that which means get those away from you and prepare for rest. I'm bleeding right now and all I want is to lie down and watch videos.>Additional points, women aren't on and off their cycles, it's a cycle which is always happening, as soon as period stops you start the next cycle. We never get a break. And lastly men also have cycles, their cycle is daily not monthly. Women are moons and men are suns.
>>33937440>Why do boys and immature menMBit of a rhetorical question, ain't it
>>33937428>henry cavil is uglyopinion discarded
>>33937082All of these women look like they're in their mid to late 30s with tattoos and they're all overweight.
>>33937439I feel so dirty :/
This is for BOTH single genders over 30what were your standards at 20 vs your standards now?
Gf and I are dealing with a really hard time. We’ve been broken up for a little over a month. She moved her stuff out and is with her parents but her mother is pressuring her a lot and calling her pathetic for still talking to me so soon. Every time we get together we end up arguing and there are tears and it’s bad. I have a lot of accountability and so does she and it’s just been tough. But we haven’t been able to find a middle ground. If she gave me the space I asked her for, she’d still be living at our house. All I wanted was a couple days of breathing room to let emotions settle and clear our heads. But she’s been demanding about figuring it out now and returning to how it was. But I am not ready. And neither is she. I think we need to take like a week where we only text minimally. Everything is so raw and sore and hurt and we can’t navigate conversations right now. But I love her and do want to try. I just need space and I think she does too. Is this so wrong? I don’t want to lose her but if she keeps demanding we work it out and strong arm everything it’s gonna crash and burn. This whole thing was built on a bad foundation and I want to rebuild it from new and she wants to jump back into where we were. But also I am really focused on building myself and taking care of my own issues and therapy and shit.
>>33937430Oooh yeah now that's an iffy one. What legal substances?
>>33937449Why did you two break up?
I hate women so fucking much.
>>33937446MI'm not that old, in my early 20s, I believed in love. Now I fuck everyone.
>>33937432Idk he looks slightly more fuckable to me. I'm not into the chad bad boy look so it's still eh.
>>33937451She had a history of little regard for boundaries and dismissed a lot of my concerns and I felt like I was carrying all of the emotional labor. She agrees with this. But I also had my own insecurities and everything just exploded. >anxious gf and avoidant gf
>>33937435like this?
>>33937460I'd fuck this guy.
>>33937420same. never date a "girl" that drinks or smokes. never compromise. not even in the face of armageddon. that's always been the difference between us, Bitch.
>>33937446Male, 31At 20 I don't think I really had standards. I was rejected a lot in high school so I basically swore off dating for several years.Today my standards are still almost nonexistent. Just be younger than me or about the same age, not obese, don't hate men, and be nice to me. That's pretty much it.
>>33937434Perfect wife for John Pork.
Women, vibrators/clit suckers? or cunnilingus from a guy?
>>33937413We must free the nipple
>>33937437Or maybe your attention and presence isn't a net positive for him, or for a lot of other people, but your bruised ego won't accept it.You act like a charity worker that did him (a loner) a favor by graciously offering him the ability to talk to you, which would've DEFINITELY been an improvement for him.
>>33937460>>33937461Hey did something there. Let me think what else..
>>33937446M, 30My standards at 20 were very low. I wasn't really dating to marry back then, even though I thought I was. My standards really weren't any higher than whether or not she was fun to hang out with for a few dates.I was pretty myopic back then, and I didn't really understand the difference between compromising and being a complete doormat.At 30, I care much more about whether or not a woman wants the same things out of life that I do. I'm only interested in women who are honest, communicative and want kids.I'm also not looking for someone to enable my addictions anymore. I find sobriety very attractive.
>>33937470the former, and it's not even close
>>33937470never had any of these, not that interested. my fingers are enough, why change them for 2nd rate methods.
>>33937470why would I let a guy put his mouth down there?
>>33937450Depends, caffeine in high doses with other supplements, sensory deprivation, etc.
>>33937470Depends if he’s good >>33937473There isn’t much to free for me so I don’t think it’s fair that it’s considered wrong for me to not wear a top while swimming.
>>33937470>having sex with moids:vomitemoji:
>>33937478>>33937482>>33937487Women were a mistake
>>33937490Men being useless is your own mistake.
>>33937486Haha hey lol
It should be legal for men to hit women.
It should be legal for men to rape women
>Oh its a 'Femanons are mean' threadSee you guys next week
>>33936899for cis gendered womeni was hanging out with this girl i met from work (she invited me) who im sort of friends with and she started telling me about how she went out with a guy the day before we were hanging out and then she started telling me about how much she liked him and how much fun she had, and then rounded it off by saying that she didnt really think that anything could happen because shes not capable of envisioning herself in a relationship or that anybody could care about her like that. i feel like she was shit testing me. i also feel like she might have bpd or something. i also feel like she might be trying to get me to be an orbiter. i feel like i should withdraw. any opinions would be appreciated thank you ladies
>>33937490>>33937496holy shit you guys are gullible
>>33937498didn't read, but you should start microdosing ketamine. That'll help I think
>>33937460Men should smile more.
>>33937499Woah, that's weird
>>33937499Too fucking easy
>>33937504kek, edit away all you like, you still fell for it
>gayass dark theme
>>33937507Did I?
>>33937502thats a good idea thanks
>>33937470Men don't care about giving oral that much. Even if they were thrown into concentration camps where they were forced to preform it for 18 hours a day, they'd get out and still not know where the clit is.
Were moids in late 1960s as thirsty for Dolly Parton as moids today are for Sydney Sweeney?
>>33937499>>33937506
>>33937512Why do you slander me so? I love that shit and haven't ever heard any complaints
>>33937512Can you even see your clit past your front butt you fucking cow?
>>33937512Hentai taught all zoomer and zillennial males where the clitoris is no later than the age of 13 by the merit of Japanese censorship
>>33937506Interesting.
Are intelligent women more or less likely to cheat?
>>33937514"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist." - Charles Baudelaire
How can I cope with the fact that I'll never have my dream body?
>>33937512That statement would have been true maybe like 10-20 years ago.Men today are hypercompetitive to the point of smashing their facial bones with a hammer to get a slightly nicer jawline. If rubbing the little tv remote button above women's vaginas will give them any better standing with women, they'd be doing it in a heartbeat, which they do, since that's also part of most porn nowadays.If you can't find a guy to sleep with that does this, then it says more about you honestly.
anons give it to me straightis Half-Life 3 getting announced on the 19th?
>FDIE launched an ethics complaint against krampus*sips tea*Men?
>>33937498if you were hanging out with her in the first place like that, it already shows you're a simp for her, anon.
>>33937535No, dumbass. That game doesn't exist.
chad doesnt care about the clit lol
>>33937533>Men today are hypercompetitiveI'll believe that when men are gang banging each other for pussy.
>muh girls are being mean>just essentially change the genders in a maleanon post that was posted before about womenChuds are the most sensitive gender ngl
>>33937540Women dont care about the clitits a shit test
>>33937536>namefag attentionwhore latched onto the flavor-of-the-month soap opera drama in a sport she doesn't care about because her favorite e-celeb made a video about itWomen only care about narratives. That's what I've noticed. Doesn't matter what it is, as long as you have a gay ass emotionally charged story attached to it women will be all over it.They just need something to gossip about, they'll never change.
You're seriously telling me that women have a "cum in seconds" button and no guy until the year 2019 (the year I first touched a vagina) had the awareness or courtesy to touch it to gain power over women? Girls like you way more after you give them orgasms.
if she wont let you finish on her feet, she doesnt love you
>>33937428Yeah, we know men on the street are uglier than your eceleb millionaire crush whom you'd reject IRL MoistCr1TiKaL
>>33937535Yest. my uncle works at Valve
>>33937539>>33937535How long have you been waiting for it, also? I gave up in 2013 and got the closure I was looking for when Laidlaw put out Epistle 3.
>>33937550Cum goes IN the vaginaor in her mouth.
>>33937549the clit is a mythI checked
>>33937550Men wanting to finish certain places is so dumb. By bf really likes doing it on my tattoo, for example.
>>33937549>Girls like you way more after you give them orgasms.That still isn't enough for some of them. If you're not the guy they thought they fell in love with, the orgasms mean nothing. They're boring and expected, routine
>>33937552What in tarnation is this social media addicted male speak. Burn this fag with gasoline and fire.
>>33937557The anon who posted here a couple of days ago about how "it's in a different spot on every woman" blew my mind
>>33937535No, Volvo will instead release Deadlock on the 19th.
>>33937549Women's clitorises are basically micrococks. I'm serious.
>>33937564A penis is just a clit on a stick
>>33937557Based middle east anon
>>33937542
>>33937568Women were created from the man, not the other way around. Read the Bible to save your soul.
>>33937460Here I did a whole one for you anon. I realised for guys faces spacing between eyes and mouth is definitely important + ratio of face. Midface being short is cuter and women have this.
It's ok to be a feminine male anon
I'm horny!
>>33937549It’s all a fugayzi, you know what a fugayzi is?Fugayzi, fugazi. It's a whazy. It's a woozie. It's fairy dust. It doesn't exist. It's never landed. It is no matter. It's not on the anatomical chart. It's not fucking real.
>>33937470Clit suckers make me coom in .1 second. Vibrators are nice. The guy has to be good, enthusiastic, and not afraid to get in there.
>>33937579I admire your tenacity
>>33937578Gonna do your troon/feminine male spam again like ENTJeet?
>>33937315damn he's literally me
>>33937470Good oral >>> good vibe > bad vibe >>> bad oral. This isn't arguable.
>>33937582Chuck Wendig ass post
>>33937485I'd allow it, everyone has their cope. Just don't become like extremely addicted or dependant, do it at a healthy amount.
Any lonely, single femanons in this thread right now?
>>33937592no idea what that is
kinda crazy how we psyopped women into actually thinking blowjobs are anywhere near enjoyable for them, kek.Imagine thinking that putting a cock in your mouth is "fun". What a time to be alive.
>>33937601
>>33937595Nobody here but us chickens
>>33937538how do you figure? i dont think youre wrong that feels true, i just dont really understand how a lot of this works.
>>33937591put good oral a couple of >>> behind of good vibe, then it would be correct.
>>33937596Read at your own risk
>>33937609I took psychic damage from that
>>33937609
Think I have a crush on a receptionist.
>>33937420idk if it's just really vocal ppl who are mostly into drinking and smoking. have a nice day ty
>>33937607Idk if you magically found an amazing vibe I've never heard of, or if you just have never been eaten out by a guy who knows what you like.
>>33937609with the amount of generational aura debt he accumulated with just that one post, I wouldn't bother having kids, since they're the ones who will have to pay it off.Moot point though, seeing how his wife will probably have kids with her bull instead.
>>33937615I would marry the pharmacist and the new nurse. They both have a similar phenotype as well, funny enough.
>>33937589
>>33937620hey, where did you get a picture of me
>the girl i was very into has shared this on her ig stories with "crying emoji"Its over
>>33937617>if you just have never been eaten out by a guy who knows what you likeI already have bf who does that and he still can't compete with my vibrator. Don't know what model it is, since my friend was the one who bought it for me, but it's a suction + internal vibe one with a gradient pulse setting, idk how to describe it.
I saw a video of a girl licking her pussy. Why the fuck am I so stiff and can't suck my own cock? It's unfair.
>>33937628>I already have bf who does that and he still can't compete with my vibrator.bleak
>>33937631sucking your own dick feels more like sucking a dick than having your dick sucked
my nose always itches when I am nervous is this normal
>>33937634I'm bi anyway, so I love both
>>33937637lol gay
I love flat women
>>33937642same
>>33937628I'll have to look it up. I have a ton of vibes, but none of them get me off as hard as my bf can. But like I said, it's there are definitely guys who are just plain awful at giving oral, communicating during sex, or even both. I'm not shittalking your bf, but maybe there's some room for improvement?
I went outside to buy some stuff, I'm so depressed I didn't even bother to fix my hair.thankfully some clouds were covering the sun so no sunlight for me
>>33937498MPart of getting to know people is opening up about your insecurities. I don't think anything you or her did was wrong. You're just hanging out right now, don't think too hard or try to play mental games. If you're interested in her romantically, be upfront about it.
>>33937609How the fuck did this guy play the Texan in HDM or write Hamilton?>>33937626It sounds like you should ask her out while she's at her most blackpilled no-man-will-ever-love-me moment.
Why do girls go into things that men will always be inherently better at? Why not pick the things women are inherently better at?>I'm going to go into the sport where there is a women's division that nobody cares about, and is just a worse version of the male division!Instead of>I'm going to go into ballet dancing, or flexibility oriented gymnastics, long distance running and swimming, certain styles of climbing.I'm starting to come around on just abolishing gender segregation in sports. Women HAVE sports where they dominate and men aren't really competitive, and women just choosing to do something they're going to be mediocre at by default.
>>33937619Receptionist in question is pale with dark hair and a cute face. She asked me how my trip was and was very friendly. Just did some smalltalk though, didn't want to make her uncomfortable.
>>33937644No, my bf is great at it, no complaints. He just physically can't compete. Plus when I'm alone I get to imagine whatever scenario I want, and when I'm with him, the actual physical sensation is always stronger. Boyfriend + vibrator will always beat out just boyfriend.
>>33937649Not sure if ragebait or if you're actually a halfwit
>>33937649men excel at all those too retard loleven the best women's fashion designers are gay men lmaoo
>>33937649because it is fun? not everyone cares about being the best at something
>>33937336https://vocaroo.com/1n4k1cihrVYG>___ Evening News, sometime in the 30s or 40s I think idk>The long ride down to the Juliana Hotel>It was a dark and stormy night as the riders topped the mound and looked down on the little town of ___.>Gas lanterns flickered in the distance as the riders drove their mounts through the rain.>Down below, on ___'s Main Street, the Julian Hotel shown [sic] like a crown jewel.>Lighted by a great collection of lanters in the lobby, the Juliana was settling down for the evening.>The barber was completing a shave in the barber shop as a few late diners enjoyed coffee in the dining room.>Upstairs, guests were bedding down for the night.>The aroma of Mrs. Jones' pies floated through the hotel corridors.>The horses kicked up mud as the turned onto Main Street.>The riders' long slickers waved wildly as they galloped toward the Juliana.>Their hats were pulled low on their brows as they fought the torrents of rain.>The man in the barber chair, the the barber and the diners remained motionless as the riders dismounted and slowly made their way into the hotel foyer.>The only sounds were the ticking of the old grandfather clock next to the registration desk and the steady drum of the rain on the roof.>Mrs. Jones walked to the door of her kitchen and stopped short when her eyes met those of the lead rider.>A crack of thunder shook the hotel as the rider walked slowly, spurs jingling, across the old oak floor to where Mrs. Jones stood.>The man removed his hat to expose a shock of red hair, and blue eyes that fixed on Mrs. Jones.>"Is there any more blueberry pie, Mrs. Jones?" he asked.>"Sit down, boys," Mrs. Jones said. "There's plenty for everybody.">The Blueberry Pie Gang would stop at nothing for a piece of Mrs. Jones' special blueberry pie.>And, they liked it with a little ice cream, too.
>>33937669nta, but then why would you have competitions where you only allow women?
>>33937670>male voiceignored
>>33937670are you the same anon that asked for suggestions to improve his voice overs?
>>33937652The nurse and pharmacist are dark haired brunettes too with cute classy faces. I don't how to describe it, but they would be wife material if you saw them, lol. The pharmacist is slightly older than the new nurse.>Just did some smalltalk though, didn't want to make her uncomfortable.I didn't even do that. Just asked the pharmacist what I needed and got out of there. And no talking with the new nurse besides her calling my name.
*desperately and pathetically humps your leg*
>>33937680Nope
>>33936899I want to make a romance-ish story but I don't have any experience with romanceWhat are some things I can do to avoid it appearing like some wish-fulfillment (and dare I say appeal to women)
femoids, if I take you snowboarding, would you have slutstrands or slutbraids?
>>33937683Either way, nice voice. Do "Where The Wild Things Are" next.
>>33937684copy what this game did and make it extra gay and syrupy. Women seem to like that.
>>33937609Why are white people like this
>>33937698wtf i look like the 2nd guy (except my eyes are grey)
>>33937698I thought these guys want to fuck the female self insert >make it extra gay and syrupySo make the male lead have homosexual interactions with other male characters?
Women, which one of these boys >>33937698 do you like best?
Gender. Baby names.. and go.F Ricktopher Megatron the Great
>>33937706is camellia a good name? anyway I would name my daughter that.
>>33937706>RicktopherI read this in her voice2rx0h
>>33936949Face + hymen, the other shit is ancillary
>>33937706Rosemary
>>33937706
>>33937708Well, wrong foid but yeah.
>>33937706MIt's the name of my high school crush, it sounds great with my last name.
I had another dream about juliet
>>33937712Honestly, sounds like a name game for those namefags to play off of.. unless you think you know someone who would ACTUALLY name their kid Megatron the Great.
>>33937715based. sounds like a total hottie with fire style. prob talented, too
>>33937082E if she can say "Allllll!" like Katey Sagal
Women, do you watch porn?
>>33937717I had a dream od being part of a commune. I was very vivid.
>>33937688Ooh, one of my favorites.https://archive.org/details/wherewildthingsa0000unse_t5p2/mode/2uphttps://vocaroo.com/1gdTYC54aoWj
>>33937723no
>>33937704I meant gay as in overly romanticized, expressive and well... gay. Not as in homosexual.
>>33937628I would just kill myself 2bh
>>33937723yes
>>33937154MI don't know, people don't look at me long enough to talk to me
>>33937706>Gender.>Baby names.. and go.>F>Ricktopher Megatron the Great
>>33937729metrosexuality is sexy and actually masculine, as it brushes off the insecurities.
>>33937681>I didn't even do thatWell she asked me and I'm relatively extroverted, so I just took the chance. hehDo you mean a nurse as in a hospital nurse? Are you in a hospital rn?
FUCKI lost my favorite sunglasses
>>33937273what is this image trying to say> Of course they're referencing the same thing. are zoomers going to be surprised that Fabio was well known too?
What's the fastest way to get a date as a guy? I'm feeling down
Have you ever been jealous when your favorite eceleb get married?
>>33937726I don't know why I keep dreaming about this girl, we were friends in middle school and yeah she was cute but most of the time I don't even think about her but to this day I randomly dream about her, about us being together.
>>33937733What's your favorite site?
>>33937742Yea
>>33937684The vampire chadically slammed her against the wall. "I don't think you understand, I am the one in control here." he purred into her ear, his right hand gently clasping her throat.Sonja Averagegirl peered into his penetrating, red eyes. She felt lightheaded from his sudden movements evoking a warmth in her loins. She opened her mouth to object, but could not find herself, for she was lost in the ocean of blood that was his mesmerizing eyes. The only thing she could notice was the goosebumps on her arms and the slowly growing dampness in her white, plain Jane panties."What a delicious morsel I've found myself," Zaiden Barcelona said to her, his left hand now caressing her side. He gave her neck a soft, damp kiss, then playfully licked the same spot with his tongue. His hand moved over her right breast. Her nipples hardened obediently. Zaiden muttered a prayer in an ancient, forgotten tongue, then said, "Time to dig in..." as he passionately bit into her neck, and intimately suckled from her artery. She could do nothing but look down at his scalp, admiring his full head of straight blonde hair as he sucked on her neck like a juicebox. The lightheadedness increased as her blood flowed out of her and into him, nourishing him. At the same pace of the stream from her neck, he was also coaxing an aching pleasure out from her nipple. Am I going to cum from something like this? She thought worriedly to herself.Did you like it?
>>33937742No, but then again I am not into parasocial relationships... like that.
>>33937745xnxx is a good 'mainstream' bc of categorical selection
>>33937706Mmy name ideas are too good to be shared ITT
>>33937687MI've been told that I have slutstrands, but that was a long time ago
>>33937750Looking for the degrading and subby ones?
>>33937745Oh, idk, just like /gif/ or whatever. I don't really visit 'porn' sites. pornhub sometimes I guess. I just like lesbians kissing each other.
Ent through a drive through just nowIts a fukken Ai voice bot now.And it fucked up my orderFuck this gay earth
>>33937744Sometimes you dream about someone alot at certain times because they will be coming into your life with importance.
>>33937747Not really and it wouldn't fit the theme of the story
>>33937759Very cool brave new worldI want to explode, having read this
>>33937747very much
>>33937742I got depressed when she quit doing porn... Shiina Sora my beloved
>>33937737>Do you mean a nurse as in a hospital nurse? Are you in a hospital rn?No, at the family doctor. I think she was doing her internship. I don't know if she's just a temporary replacement because there was a tall blonde instead of her before.
>>33937757Are you one of those "straight" girls?
>>33937727Yeah, still goes as hard as I remember. Got me wearing the slumber fit.
>>33937753nigga I asked the girls
reminder that women will look at this and get wet unironically.
>>33937768there might be two thirty-plus year old women on here, what "girls" are you talking about?
>>33937727alright, now do picrel
>>33937760it's been over a decade since we last spoke, anyway I hope you're right
>>33937769Put some hair on him... Chest and a lil bit on the face
>>33937771clearly not you, because you have a penis
Are you there?>>>/hm/
Moids that hate tattoos and non-ear piercingsDo you have any exceptions?
>>33937787She looks like she'd be a great lay.
>>33937777then pretend that I'm a woman. That's what everyone else is doing on this anonymous imageboard
>>33937787I'd marry and breed her so bad,. I'm thinking 3 kids
>>33937789nah bitch, you exposed yourselfif you were a submissive femboy maybe, but you're a full grown man
WomenJust dress like this (including the panties)that's literally all guys want
>>33937460>>33937422>>33937315>>33937577reminder that canonically Aphrodite (goddess of beauty and love) had a loving and passionate affair and several children with Ares (god of war and conquest) while being married to Hephestus.Even back then people knew exactly the kind of guy women always go for. Let's not kid ourselves here.
>>33937787Regular earlobe and that's itEverything else looks disgusting
>>33937787>Do you have any exceptions?No I don't think so, I don't think a tattoo has ever improved the look of a woman's body
>>33937787She can't even skate that well why should I be impressed?
>>33937766I am straight. Girls in porn are just prettier than guys in porn, and I just like the more sensual attention type of porn rather than the straight 'how quickly can we make the girl throw up' porn.
>>33937787No. I don't want to date women who think gimmicky shit like that will make them more attractive.
>>33937769God, I have masturbated to this man more than I can count.
>>33937698Yh all my friends were playing ts. I'm just personally not into otome games but they are hot in a lot of young women's standards.
>>33937773I get a little mushmouthed for a second there but you're only getting one take of thishttps://vocaroo.com/1faPcpBNtVdl
optimal
>>33937446Fwatching this made me more uncomfortable than I've felt in a while.Fuck you.
>>33937700Perchance you are hawt
>>33937808BLACKED coded
>>33937799Would you consume other female erotica?
>>33937705They all have different personalities too, so hard to choose.
>>33937535Probably? They're working on whatever HLX is for sure and announcing the game on event like The Game Awards would be too generous of an offer.Original game's anniversary is the perfect date for this.
>>33937684Make the guy an "i can save him" tsundere, easy.
>>33937723Yes if I want to coom quickly
>>33937816>Probably?You fucking fool
>>33937446MIdk I've never really thought about standardsI've never really tried to get a gf 2bh
>>33937812I'm not sure what you mean? Like, erotica books written by other women? Sure?
>>33937799>and I just like the more sensual attention type of porn rather than the straight 'how quickly can we make the girl throw up' porn.NAG but I get what you mean. I've been off porn for about a month but I was getting into more sensual, slower porn (sensual blowjob/pussy licking threads) or just more softcore stuff in general before I stopped.
>>33937805How did you read that with a straight face?
Why can't girls with tattoos be real outside of porn
>>33937747It's okay, nothing knees clenching though.
>>33937799FI want sentual, emotional and connecting love making but I get turned down when I try and sex is rarely about sharing the experience and moreso about him getting himself off. Makes me not wanna, alhough I am extremely horny lately
>>33937723I mostly read it or listen to it. I'm always open to a good amateur video, though.
>>33937787I was gonna say nose stud but... no there isn't any exceptions
>>33937830I really really really regret getting a tramp stamp
>>33937811>picture of a blonde girl with fair eyes>anon instantly thinks of interracial sexI guess the psyop worked. We must've entered burger hours, which is my cue to bounce.
What is going to happen?
>>33937839I'm so sorry lol. What is it?
>>33937742I do not know anything of the lives of youtubers I follow.>>33937723No, it's weird.
>>33937829I did it for you, the listener. I also read it to myself before I read it aloud
>You see, I'm a straight man, but I can't stand seeing women in porn>I HAVE to watch men making out sensually and have passionate anal sex with each other, that's the only way I can get off>I'm straight though hahatf kinda logic is that?
>>33937819>You fucking foolNo shit.It's still a rumour at the end of a day, so of course I'm not going to be 100% convinced. Even if it somewhat mirrors Valve Index and Half-Life Alyx thing from what I understand.
>>33937547It was in my targeted advertising, calm down, it's not that important to me.
>>33937687Braids only. But I won't go skiing or snowboarding, I already fucked up one knee irredeemably, I'd like to not fuck up both.>>33937577You got it anon. This is what Simplified Chad looks like.
It really is time for me to just rip the bandaid off and remember that solipsism actually is true and I'm just pretending it isn't.
>>33937824Also nag, but I get what you mean. I have recently been thinking a lot about how people always say that porn consumption leads to more extreme behavior and more extreme porn consumption, like weed being a gateway drug or something. I've never been into anything too extreme anyway, but I feel like even given that my porn consumption has become less and less extreme over time. Now I mostly just watch solo softcore asmr videos.
>>33937839Let's date femanon
>>33937442>>33937552Lmao, cope and seethe.
>>33937845If you say so.Anyway, do a Hemingway short story next. You seem like the kind of guy to enjoy his work.
>>33937833Try hooking up with a woman.
>>33937851YEASS
>>33937549>Girls like you way more after you give them orgasms.It's true.
>>33937550That's why I got my nails done in white that glows in the dark.~
>>33937846Women aren't straight, anon
>>33937849just know that you are the reason why people argue in favor of repealing the 19th
>>33937558>By bf really likes doing it on my tattooThere was an ancient gif that would get repeatedly posted on /b/ of an uncircumcised dude cumming on a woman's star of david tramp stamp. Shit like that makes sense why it's hot. Without doxxing yourself, what's your tattoo?
>>33937787if it's a small tattoo I don't mind I also don't mind piercings.that girl is ugly though and all those tattoos are not helping
>>33937470The easiest way for me to come is to have sex while on top and leaning forward. I come in less than 2 minutes doing that.I don't like vibrators, they're too intense for me. Dick > Fingers > Licking >>>>>> Vibrators, I'd say.
>>33937869A small Gemini symbol on my lower back.
>>33937609HAHAHAHABASED
>>33937815If you could pick and match face with personality?
>>33937872>astrology
Reminder that when women complain about men being selfish in bed, it's because those men can afford to be selfish and still have women vying for them. Not only that, but women will sleep with those men REGARDLESS.Same way how men will complain about women being dull sluts and gold diggers. Those women can afford to do that because they know you'll still be lining up to give them attention.It's all on you.
>>33937872You've actually started letting him finish on you?
>>33937876this, lmao>omgggg he's so abusive and treats me like a piece of meat and cheats on me constantly>do you have sex with him when he asks you?>...yesPlay stupid games, win stupid prizes.
>>33937869I have infinite life.
Men are forced 2 play gachaGirls 2 date bad boys
>>33937853I have 3 porn folders on my pca hardcore folder (more blowjobs than sex)a hentai folder that I haven't touched in years and should probably delete (there's probably some loli I have hoarded since I was the same age as the girls)a softcore folder that's half bikini/lingerie/croptop pics but sometimes has women flashing or strippingBefore I just randomly decided to take a break from porn and focus on other things, I was looking at the softcore folder the most. I think my last fap was actually to some audio porn. I should probably just delete all three folders at this point for my growth.
>>33937884I like good boys only.
>>33937880infinite sex
>>33937888Where did you find this picture of me?
>>33937856I'll read "A Cat in the Rain" if I get a minute later
Sex with flat-chan
I'm jealous of men with small dicks, I would love to be humiliated for my small penis but I don't have a small penis :( life truly is unfair
>>33937840Its not as bad as it was like 5 years ago I feel thy the whole blacked meme psyop is only done by "holdouts" now
>>33937894I actually stole this picture from this thread, it's the dog of one of the anons on here.
MenWould you rather date a girl with big tits and no ass, or no tits and a big ass? Would you rather date a girl 8"/20cm taller than you, or a girl 8"/20cm shorter than you?
>>33937902I will take the short girl with the booba.
is it normal for emotional intimacy and general romantic experiences to feel painful? Like how nostalgia is almost unbearable at times? It's such a strong and unexpected sensation and I thoroughly dislike it to my core.
>>33937902I would rather date men, since they are the only ones that show any amount of sexual attraction to me.
>>33937884Nobody's forcing you to play that dumb faggot weaboo trash
>>33937902Tall big tit goddess
>>33937902I'd rather have a girl with no tits but a nice buttI'd rather date a girl taller than meI've had all of those options in the past and im sticking with my choice
>>33937902>Would you rather date a girl with big tits and no ass, or no tits and a big ass?No tits and a big ass, but I ultimately prefer small tits and small ass.>Would you rather date a girl 8"/20cm taller than you, or a girl 8"/20cm shorter than you?Shorter, but I really only care about not being shorter than her. She could stand eye to eye with me, and I wouldn't mind.
>>33937902MTitsTaller (she'd be 6'4")
>>33937902I don't care either way.I'd make both work.20cm smaller, since I am 190. lol
>>33937906It's not trash
>>33937874Sylus or Caleb I think (haven't played the game tho)
How do fat women even exist?Just burn more calories than you consume. Fat women have no right to complain about guys not wanting to date them.
>>33937902>Would you rather date a girl with big tits and no ass, or no tits and a big ass? I legitimately care more about personality than that. Not that I'm not superficial just I can enjoy whatever that is given to me.>Would you rather date a girl 8"/20cm taller than you, or a girl 8"/20cm shorter than you?Shorter. I'm already 6'3. That 7' girl probably doesn't have much longer to live.
>>33937902>Would you rather date a girl with big tits and no ass, or no tits and a big ass?No tits and a big ass if "big tits" are like very big.>Would you rather date a girl 8"/20cm taller than you, or a girl 8"/20cm shorter than you?Probably shorter, if I have to choose. Not sure I would care that much regardless.
>>33937884MGacha is unbelievably boring and basically shits all over what I love about video gamesFuck you for supporting it
>>33937902big tits and no assThat said, I would prefer medium sized tits and no ass to that.Shorter girl. But I'm tall, so a 6'10 woman would be unusual, not that I'm against it, but I would prefer shorter given the option.
reminder
On god if a woman ever hen pecks me with the bird hands she's getting batista bomb'd through a table.
>>33937902I like all parts of a woman but im definitely hardwired for boobs. Prefer taller woman but im 6'4 so I have literally met zero women in my life that could fulfill that fantasy.
>>33937875It was a different time in my life when I got it.>>33937877Yeh. Like I said, I'm getting better about my aversion. Having essentially a pit crew to get it off me quick without me having to deal with it helps a lot, too.
Thoughts on girls trips?
>>33937913>i-its not trash,>t.
>>33937920Sucks to be you then, some people can actually enjoy different games at the same time
>>33937927>Having essentially a pit crew to get it off me quick without me having to deal with it helps a lot, too.lmaoI've heard it takes a village but this is next level
imma fuck you up
>>33937923Me, a 5'7" moid, making sure all women I bring home are 6' tall.But the question is what do I do if I realize she lied about her height and she's already at my house?
Femanons, how do you feel about breeding?
>>33937884Animefilth belong in fucking cages and zoos. You weeb retards are barely human.
>>33937930What non-gacha games do you like?Gacha is like jingling keys to me. It's insulting
>>33937928>4chan.org screenshotGo back
>>33937902Face >>>Don't care about anything else
>>33937928I went on girl trips and nothing particularly spicy ever happened.
>>33937936I love anime and manga but don't consider that guy humanYou can at least win money by gambling at a casino
>>33937923Am I supposed to feel bad if this girl gets raped?
>>33937902I like tits more than ass. The shorter girl is perfect for resting my chin on her head when we hug. All else I'd choose her, but really I wouldn't mind the taller girl if she wanted me. She can rest her chin on my head.
>>33937931Seriously, it's awesome. I feel it hot on me for like a second then I'm already getting wiped down.>>33937935In what context? I want to be a mom, but I don't fetishize the process itself.
>>33937935Maybe one day I will be bred
>>33937937Everything>>33937936Weebs shall inherit the earth
>>33937928MIt depends on the type of women your gf/wife is friends with. But your friends should be a reflection of you. If you can't trust your gf or her friends, maybe you should get a gf with stronger morals and more trustworthy friends.
>>33937900if americans werent so racist it never wouldve worked in the first placeany fetish that is fuelled by taboo and deeply held fears is extremely mentally umhealthy to indulge
>>33937923I like to imagine that if someone shorter gets in she dumps him on the spot
>>33937946>EverythingName five games.
>>33937944I thought you did?
>>33937944>Seriously, it's awesome. I feel it hot on me for like a second then I'm already getting wiped down.I have no idea how a hetero man could be comfortable with this arrangement, but godspeed
Your average normie zoomer is a weaboo nowSo the proper contrarian thing to do now is to hate on anime, manga, and japanese culture
>>33937955It's a good thing I've been doing that since I found out about 4chan.
>>33937929You gotta update your stereotypes. He's probably a brown guy who owns at least one allover print ahegao shirt
>>33937939Man, Foids don't get this at all and get extremely confused when I ask me what I like and I respond with, "uhh I like tall girls with long, blonde hair" and then immediately go after a short asian girl with short hair because she has a rather pretty face and I think she's fun to be around. Face is king. Personality is queen.
>>33937955they're fake weaboos though you talk to them about good anime and they have no idea what you're talking about, they only watch the latest shonenslop
>>33937953I mean, I really enjoy the idea that having sex to make a baby could be uniquely intimate and special, but like the whole idea of pregnancy itself and shit like that doesn't turn me on. Like porn about some rando woman getting knocked up wouldn't interest me, it'd have to be about ME getting knocked up.
thinking about my ex and trying not to cry
>>33937952StarsectorRimworldWoTRArmaHelltaker
>>33937840>>33937950>>33937900NTA but I think it's the blonde girl in "that" Calvin Klein-esque underwear specifically
>>33937950I dont think any more than maybe .01 percent of Americans have that fetishIve never once seen it outside of this websiteHell that's the first time ive seen it outside of the shithole boards like pol or b in months
>>33937962I did that too today, but kept it in, even though I was alone.Music helps.
>>33937954You know we're in a throuple, right? She doesn't mind taking it wherever.
>>33937950nta and I agree.However, interracial propaganda has seeped into Europe now too with mixed couples in every piece of media imaginable and always a blonde blue haired chick with a black guy, no exceptions.It's too blatant to just be tugging at people's inferiority complexes at this point.
>>33937967music just makes me cry even harder, the song blue velvet makes me think a lot about her
>>33937964...is that supposed to make it better?
>>33937964Black underwear is a bit of a stretch imo. How brainrotten do you have to be to make thst association
>>33937960Actual zoomer anime fan quotes:>You like <character>? Hold on, let me look up how old they are so I can give you my opinion>Futaba is only 14. Dating her is predatory, and it's creepy that it's even an option!>Gurren Lagann? I love retro anime!>I love Demon Slayer! What is Fate/Zero? I don't like that animation, it looks old.>I don't watch Chainsaw Man because the author pretends to be a little girl on twitter.
>>33937864Nah. We're gonna deadlock the house until the pdfiles of the pdfiles are released.
>>33937978Deadlock? Login
>>33937963Alright, gamer. I still think you're committing vidya crimes if you've ever spent a cent on gacha
>>33937982Gacha is the only thing I spend money on, everything else can be pirated but girls aren't free
Men, how do you feel about your president of choice is starting a war to distract from the fact that he's a pedophile?
>>33937970I watch tv shows with a mixed couple and even they've started to notice that appletv doesn't allow straight same-race couples in their shows. It's kinda funny.
>>33937981I find that such a hilarious name to give to a MOBA.Literally "nothing gets done" lol
>>33937986My president of choice was Bernie Sanders, and then it was some random guy named Chris Garrity. Don't look at meI've been hollering about Jeffrey Epstein since before he "died"
>>33937986whooooo gives a shit
>>33937986Who cares? The last 10 presidents were all pedophiles. You really think Biden had a good reason to not release the Epstein files if he could've used them to put Trump in prison before the election?
Woke up from a series of dreams about posting on atoga and wanting to buy a vibrating dildo. it's over for me
>>33937985>girls aren't freeYou must be new to the internet.
>>33937985Pls be b8
>>33937986isn't that all of them?
>>33937989>Chris Garrityhttps://www.nmicewolves.com/chris-garrity-named-assistant-coach-of-the-new-mexico-ice-wolves-nahl-team//ourguy/
>>33937993The spell WORKED
>>33937985>but girls aren't freehttps://coomer.party
I unironically do enjoy playing ZZZ. I've never spent any money on it the gacha part of it though. It's fun, even if it is slop.
>>33937993Just get a bf it is free
Women don't even really manipulate men, men are just like "omg pussy! I'll do literally whatever you want!!!" and then get the fell for it again award. Like imagine if women actually were manipulative, that would be scary.
>>33937978again, an issue that your favorite e-celeb told you to get upset at, which you did and are currently doing.This just proves the observation that women will adopt whatever their boyfriends' political beliefs are and make them their own.
>>33937986>your president of choice... I live in a constitutional monarchy.
>>33937977I got angry reading that and I know you're 100% right. I don't get this logic of old = bad, it's so fucking retarded, a lot of older anime looked way way better than modern anime
>>33937986>your president of choiceI didn't choose shit
I played Fire Emblem Heroes for about 30 minutes, realized the party cap was permanently locked at four and immediately downloaded an emulator and put every SNES Fire Emblem on my phone instead.
I'm so ugly I hate it I hate being an ugly man I want to slash my face with a razor blade, I hate mirrors too HATE THEM I can feel people's disgust when I walk past them
>>33937994>>33937995>>33938000Porn girls won't run races for me, get me new high scores or have funny memes
>>33937997https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thfurPjFeGQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAzCdFHu-iEhttps://ballotpedia.org/Christopher_GarrityI was part of that 0.3% B)
Philosophical art hoe gf x bf who smokes weed and acts like everything she says is the coolest most profound shit ever
Kinda sad that the euromoids will soon start getting conscripted (the ones not from the ~3 countries that already do it)
>>33938011You are so mindbroken.
>>33938009Monstrously based
>>33938011>or have funny memesThe good ones do.
>>33937986I don't think we'll actually invade Venezuela unfortunately.
>>33937967which songs
>>33938001everyone has a guilty pleasure, it's fine to like slop sometimes as long as it's not your main waster of time. also i tried this game and liked the guy robot character (starter trio), but i looked up tier lists and saw he was F tier, that kinda made me quit lol. now i'm avoiding gatcha until endfield comes out though.
>>33938013Are you trying to speedrun your suicide
>>33938013...would be really satisfying victims to see getting split open by an axe in a slasher horror movie
I love fire emblem but I'm terrible at tactical rpgs or whatever you call them
>>33938011horse girls won't win you the holy grail war
>>33938003Taking advantage of people is bad.Asuka wanted to fuck Kaji (or, rather she wanted Kaji to want to fuck her, I guess but whatever), he wasn't 'manipulating' her into that. But it still would have been bad if he was like 'well she wanted it! I didn't *do* anything to make her want it'.
>>33938014I mustered when I was 18. Military didn't want me.
>>33938005I didn't adopt a belief that bad people should not get away with shit. That came free with bible study.
>>33938016How so? The gameplay is genuinely great>>33938014Conscription is fun, you learn how to shoot guns, bigger guns, fire rockets, make nail bombs out of a bottle of coke, peno and a blasting cap
It's pizza day :o)
>>33938014I did civil service instead, being actually helpful to other people.>>33938021The one I listened to today was Still Corners - Sad Movieshttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=h4XdMxw-uhQ
>>33938014Nothing ever happens
>>33938027>immediately inserts anime and his favourite teenage girl character written by a man into the conversationhon.jpeg
>>33938022Fair enough. You need to like the character designs or it makes or breaks it.I hated this new bunny character but some animations leaked and now I love her.
>>33938025>20 minutes wasted because you moved your mage/archer/pegasus knight one square too far up on an enemy you didn't notice and they get 1-shot>20 minutes wasted because of a 1% crit chance
>>33938031>The gameplay is genuinely greatIn a gacha game? Bullshit.I don't even know what game that is though.
>>33938032I just ordered some pizza too :D
>>33938040Most popular game on /v/ can't possibly be that bad!
>>33938025Tactical rpgs are great
>>33938029>muh moral posturingYou cannot and will not tell me that you cared about this issue before the manlet started making videos about it.
>>33938047It usually is that bad. /v/ has pretty awful taste in video gamesIt's the board that pretends that Black Souls is worth playing
>>33938013>Exclusively on Netflix
>>33937977The CSM fans are the funniest moralfags because the story explicitly states how fucked up the people are and the losers reading it dont realize they're the type of people its written about.
>>33938010do it!
the cummies have been spilled >///<
>>33938041Whatcha get? I got a cheese pizza and a pepperoni calzoneProbably gonna munch on that all weekend
>>33938010Give yourself some cool scars, and make up a backstory.
>>33938036new tera omg
Young people playing gatcha games are the equivalent to pic rel
>>33938058I just ordered some good ol' pepperoni. I'm a simple man.
>>33938063100%
men why don't you just hit brick walls to make your knuckles bigger? masculine hands > everything
>>33938063>tfw I don't know what gacha is and I feel too weird to ask.
>>33938066Because I'm a surgeon, and despite having already made enough to retire if I want, it would ruin my career.
>>33938066nice try, I won't post hand
>>33938066I'm simply too powerful. The walls crumble to dust beneath my lily-white dhampir hands
Does anyone remember what the image limit is on this board
>>33938010Nah the feeling of hating mirrors is so fucking real. I'll be in a good mood then walk past one and immediately be reminded of what I am.
>>33938066I already have fat ugly bastard wide ass sausage fingers
>>33938066I could use your cunt as a training object?
>>33938071Pretty sure it's 150.
As much as I hate the pathetic mockery of femininity that is modern women.Men ain't shit either. Imagine explaining gacha games, gooning, 4chan, brainrot, mogging, hypergamy etc. to a man in the 1920's. He would probably beat the fuck out of you. And rightfully so.How do you expect women to be innocent submissive sun-dress-wearing wives skipping through wheat fields without a strong male presence to protect and provide for them and make them feel safe?>B-but-don't care. Weakness disgusts me.
>>33937927>It was a different time in my life when I got it.Yet you still hold onto it instead of removing
>>33938071Part 2
>>33938072right? there's been times when I'm having a nice walk then I see my reflection on a car or a window and it ruins my mood and I feel incredibly uncomfortable on my way back home
>>33938067>waow generic brightly colored anime girl no 90000 I should spend more money on this
>>33938066That sounds extremely painful
>>33938074What is your goal, screaming into this corner of the void? What do you hope to achieve? Why /atoga/? Start a YouTube or TikTok or something, dude.
>>33938078You pay for the removal, then. Bitch I have bills to pay.
>>33938067lots of games have 'gacha' systems in them. The idea is you play the game essentially for opportunities to roll (or 'pull') on some *thing* the players want. In the case of most japanese/asian gacha games, it's new anime girl characters you can play the game with. If you think of the horse girls game that went viral recently, you could pull new horsegirls. But there are ranks of things, so people want the rare ones. And if you want the rare ones consistently you will likely have to pay, because while most of these games are free, you generally can't get enough rolls, so there are always also ways to buy them (buy rolls, not the thing directly).For example, in games like genshin impact, honkai star rail, or zenless zone zero, on average, getting a rare character is going to cost about 150 to 200 dollars. You can also just play for free, but you won't get enough free rolls to get all of the rare characters so you have to be a bit more selective.
>>33938067https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gashaponhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gashapon#Gacha_mechanism_in_gacha_games
>>33938076Thanks bro
>>33938063I'm still not even sure I understand what a gatcha game is, but I'm sure it has to be more mentally stimulating than that.
>>33938088You paid for getting it in the first place
>>33938088Will you ever post it on 4chan?
women, why don't you look like this?
>>33938088Alternatively, you can paint something less pathetic over it
>>33938091>>33938090People pay real life money to have an anime girl in a videogame? Man, I'm fucking glad birth rates are going down.
>>33938069okay killjoy.>>33938070Tfw no dhampir bf
>>33938055>whole story is based on the idea that demons are pure evil, never have your best interest at heart and will do every trick in the book to manipulate you towards your own destruction in exchange for powers that give you a chance at dying to a lesser evil instead of a greater evil>WOOF WOOF I LOVE MAKIMA I LOVE POWER I LOVE YORU
>>33938097Because I'm not a drawing
>>33938087You will never know.
Moids why don't you look like this
men, why don't you look like this?
>>33938097MI look exactly like that.
>>33938100>okay killjoy.<3
>>33938063Fuck no, I'm not gambling my kids inheritance away. I only spend 5€ per month on gacha, that's it, 60€ year. Those old farts spend more per pull. Whales are incredibly uncommon
>>33938080Is that Perry the Platypus?
>>33938105Damn how gay do you have to be to not get a visible boner when you are in his situation.
>>33938102sounds like skill issue to me
>>33938108Equally as pathetic
>>33938105MI look exactly like that.
how to retardmaxx?
>>33938104I might
>>33938063Except you can use your winnings later on for a game... if the game is good. Which it probably isn't a lot of the time.But I support your sentiment as an oldfag who spent money on gatcha.
>>33938105I wish I was paid to work out and have my entire week's diet planned out by hired chefs and my whole job was being beautiful and tall.
>>33938112I get more enjoyment out of one game for 60€ than I'd get from an AAA title, a bottle of Nikka or 5 quarter pounders
>>33938104I look like this
>>33938105Im a hairy fat balding short white man
my arms are so smooth and hairless, I like touching them, it's very erotic to me
>>33938100>Tfw no dhampir bfI've got my eyes on someone else. Sorry foid
>>33938097>>33938104>>33938105What are you even supposed to answer?
Foids why don't you look like any of this
>>33938109Lmao yeah
>>33938125I'm white.
>>33938097The twin ponytails make me look stupid and dyed hair is a pin to upkeep. I'd wear the outfit though..
>>33938119Imagine paying for video games
>tfw my best friend is becoming a non-functional alcoholic and dropping out from society because the girl he's in love with turned him downPoor guy. I'm glad I don't currently have feelings for anyone.>Your gender>Have you broken anyone's heart lately
>>33938130F. Yes, but I doubt it's quite that bad. He just sounded a bit disappointed.
>>33938124you're supposed to say "yes I will be your gf"
>>33938124>My graphics are better
>>33938115simple just:abbodaba babadooda abibo addaabbaa abiibabobobobaa*starts drooling*
>>33938130MNever broken a heart Cant break people's hearts if you arent desirable at all
>>33938128the hair color is optional, I don't expect purple hair to look good irl
>>33938115just be a 4chan discord egirl
>>33938115Eat leaded paint, huff glue, and get blackout drunk daily
the pizza is finally here! :D
>>33938130I broke up with my only gf after she refused to seek help for her issues and got violent with me, eventually tried to stab me because she was paranoid that im cheating. She tried to kill herself with pills a few weeks later.
>>33938104>>33938105Because I look like this
>>33938139Hwhst kind
>>33938139Based!
>>33938140Why are you so obsessed with the moon Europa?
>>33938140Dude for the love of god stop spamming this shit
>>33938115More 4chan will be a good start.>>33938130Male. Nope. lmao
>>33938142Reminder
>>33938132>>33938133I hate this place.
It's hard for me to imagine the average person outside is 100% healthy and doesn't have to deal with fatigue, minor injuries or chronic discomfort on a day to day basis
>>33938151The average person does have those issues.
>>33938151They do though, theyre just not whiny pussies about it like you
>>33938153No, a lot of people tell me they've never needed to go to the dentist or doctor outside of checkups in years.
I don't get the joke...
Women why dont you like me?
>>33938148Hooooly shit lol I had no idea
>>33938158>I don't get the jokeYou obviously havent watched spongebob...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlCGh33eIFQ
>>33938146Faggots like him are why this thread hits image limit at 500 replies or smt
>>33938143pepperoni>>33938144thanks
>>33938157Who goes to the doctor for fatigue or minor injuries retard "Chronic discomfort" mybe stop being autistic
>>33938157That does not mean they do not deal with fatigue, injuries, discomfort or stuff. They just do not make it a big deal, because it often is not.
how does it feel to be happy?
Need a pepperoni-nipped gf badly
>>33938165I feel like getting bruises and gashes every day isn't normal.I can't even chew using the left side of my mouth because it hurts so much.
>>33938167>Hmm let me ask the "sad miserable loser" thread on the "worthless lame faggot" site what happiness feels like
>>33938168Brother reading about pizza made you horny?
>>33938095Under the influence of peer pressure.>>33938096Never again.>>33938098Like what?
>>33938167good, next question
>>33938172yeah...good point
>noo don't shit up my talking-to-anonymous-women chatroom>ahhh anything but that
>>33938171Thats just part of being female
>>33938174>Like what?
>>33938179I was thinking of women too when I said normal people.
>>33938177That's right. This is. MY. Thread. Gtfo
>>33938174>Under the influence of peer pressure.How weak-willed you have to be to debase yourself like that?
sometimes I like to lick my own arms because of how smooth they are
>>33938167
>>33938177
>>33938125Why are japs such massive, shameless gooners? Holy shit.
Peer pressure is a meme. Ive never once felt or seen it
>>33938125all ugly (I don't like asians)
>>33938188japan is a country of perverts (based)
>>33938125NAG but aside from the woman spread eagle in white panties, the dude with the Pocket Pikachu caught my attention the best
>>33938188We should firebomb Tokyo again for old times sake
I need someone who will look at me as tenderly as Jaws is looking at mr Bond
>>33938184I was a child, so I think it's not unthinkable it happened.
>>33938189>he has never felt the pressure of the thick meaty thighs of his female peers on his crotchbleak
The Sky King just flew over my house
>>33938167That's just mean, anon.
>>33938199Well a girl accidentally sat on my hands onceBut im pretty sure it was a genuine mistake
>>33938173yeah
>>33938204sorry, it was a genuine question but I forgot where I was
women, why wont you touch my grass?
I could get off to fully clothed men tearing boxes apart with their hands
>>33938212I do that everyday hahaha (I stock shelves)
>>33938212Reasonable frankly. Hottest boy job.
>>33938212cardboard boxes?
>>33938212lol I had no idea
>>33938185that is pretty gay
Men, would you rather get locked in a chastity cage and be pegged by her or be cucked by her with an entire group of thugs (you're forced to watch)?
>>33938201Cool, keep us posted
>>33938212>boxesVaginas?
>>33938221
>>33938130FSomehow yea
>>33938221keep your humiliation fetish rp to yourself next time
>>33938221I'd rather make out with her, you know like vanilla
>>33938221I mean, if i absolutely had to choose, i would do the former. But chasity cages scare me. I read a story once about a guy who left his dick inside one for a long time, and his cock permanently shrank. I dont care for pegging, but it doesnt seem like the worse thing in the world
Women, boyfriend who bets on sports or boyfriend who buys short term options?
Did you know that you can say horrible, racist, incendiary things and call for violence against people, but if you use #funny then it is totally ok?
>>33938232Bets on sports, at least he'll watch hockey with me.
>>33938219ideally I would like to lick a foid's arms but I can't
FI love men with veiny forearms. I just want to grab a man's arm and grind on it with my vagina, that I own, because I'm F (female).I will go and masturbate now.F btw.
I don't know why youtube has started recommending videos of climbers but I'm a fan. Men bodies look so hot.
>>33938238Not all men's bodies
all we ever wanted was everything, all we ever got was cold
>>33938237M or F?
I own a lot of shampoo is that a dealbreaker
>>33938233
>>33938221>gay wrote this
>>33938237very suspicious...
>>33938237i wish women actually spoke about us like this :\
do you guys think I need some more sunlight? (please ignore the cigarette)
>>33938243Yes. Its over for shampoo-cels
>>33938250No, stay pale.
>>33938253are you sure it's not unhealthy?
Why do men increasingly choose fictional girls?
>>33938250Yes. Women prefer tanned men
>>33938243>>33938252Shampoolets btfo
>>33938255Yeah, nothing wrong with being pale.
>>33938256It's explained here: >>33938251
>>33938256We aren't willingly choosing them. Women outside dont want us, so fictional women are a nice cope
>>33938180I weigh 120 pounds and I'm 5'2". I'm not that fat, my ass is like half of me.>>33938212>tfw maintenance guy comes by to pickup the lab's cardboard waste and he starts breaking the boxes down in front of me
>>33938139Send pic of yummy pizza
You faggots are so annoying.Of course women mean *hot* men when they say things like>I love when men do ___>___ men are so cute>men who are ___ are attractive to meThe guys they're referring to are always hot. Some random characteristic won't make a mid guy suddenly hotter. You can't change genetics.Same with men. Ugly people are not desired by anyone and you shouldn't complain about not being liked because of your physical appearance. Nor should you assume women would want to date ugly or even average moids.
>>33938256
>>33938256Being with a real women is just as fictional It really isn't a "choice"Its either pretending a drawing is your friend, or nothing
>>33938258>>33938261who do I listen to?
Women i still havent put the sheet on my mattress. I'm just using it as an extra cozy blanket rn. Is that a deal breaker?
>>33937082Black girl
You faggots are so annoying.Of course men mean *hot* women when they say things like>I love when women do ___>___ women are so cute>women who are ___ are attractive to meThe girls they're referring to are always hot. Some random characteristic won't make a mid girl suddenly hotter. You can't change genetics.Same with men. Ugly people are not desired by anyone and you shouldn't complain about not being liked because of your physical appearance. Nor should you assume men would want to date ugly or even average foids.
>>33938271I'm a woman and I've only ever dated pale boys. Being pale is the one physical trait every man I found hot had.
>>33938267sorry! I already ate my 3 slices D; (I'm sharing it with my mom and brother) maybe next time
>>33938256Same reason women are choosing fictional men I assume
>>33938275well, being pale sounds more appealing because I don't have to be out in the god awful sun so I'll listen to you
>>33938256because anime women aren't like omg i need boba tea
>>33938262Tl;dr.
Im pale everywhere except for my head and hands
>>33938232Options. Somehow we're actually making money.
>>33938134I tried but it seems to be trickier than I thought.>>33938137>>33938138Been there, done that. I need more hardcore methods. >>33938147>more 4chanThis works but it makes me more retarded in a non-enjoyable way, not in a blissfully unaware way.
Femanon, are you a thirsty whore?
>>33938250Probably. Smoking is cool though, so do keep doing that.
>>33938148oh damn, that's embarrassing
>>33938286No. I am frigid as hell, unless I'm with my husband.
>>33938280I could go for some boba rn
>Taking lots of semen supplements and then having wholesome baby making sex with my black wife
>>33938272Yes put on the damn sheets.
Im pale everywhere except for my COCK.I've had a BBC transplant from a black homeless guy I ran over with my FORD EXPLORER while listening to TAYLOR SWIFT on my IPOD MINI.
>>33938286Sometimes..
I can't even think of sex anymore.
>>33938298Congrats
>>33938298What possessed you to post this and is it a pink or teal iPod mini
>>33938256Because I'm a loser and nobody would or should date me. If I ever get to the point where I think I deserve a girlfriend again (I've had gfs in the past) then I'll try and get one, but I'm not going to try and find a gf who loves me when I'm ashamed of myself.Granted, been ashamed of myself for over a decade so I don't expect that to change, but I'm always trying.
>>33938283That cant possibly last
>>33938289nothing like having a smoke in the morning at the cemetery
>>33938298Is that a sleeper agent activation phrase?
Femanon, are you a well hydrated whore?
I'm pale everywhere except my horrible decrepit necrotic pussy
>>33938304>>33938282
>>33938256I never meet any real women when I go outside.
>>33938286no, this is the kind of thirst that can't be quenched, so why even try to fill the void
I love 2D women.
>>33938313plap
>>33938313I would like to hear more about your pussy
>>33938312kinda, I had some electrolytes mix after the gym, I should be in the clear
>>33938323It's dead
We're doing some secret Santa thing and I have to get my girl cousin something 20-something women, what would be a good gift
I will survive NNN just by not having any sex drive.
>>33938237Based if F cringe if M
>>33938329A keychain rape alarm
>>33938328How’d that even happen
>>33938329What kind of hair does she have Does she wear make up Any hobbies?
>>33938329A satysfier pro plus
>>33938332She unironicslly has one of those already kek
Do women actually get insecure about the way their pussy looks?It can't be THAT bad? There is no way a guy who is in heat will look at pussy and think "nah, I'm good actually" and just leave. It doesn't even make any difference in the logistics of sex like dick size and shape does.
>>33938334Straight /wavy Yeah No idea we aren't close
>Based if F cringe if Mthat is every post on /atoga/, ever
>>33938339It's mostly brown women that are insecure about it
>>33938329do you not know your own relatives at all? how would we possibly know? maybe she's some weird stacy that would be delighted to get a labubu, maybe she's some fat lesbian/ftm-adjacent turbo anti-consumerism sperg that would be most happy if you went around town to key teslas with her or something, I don't fucking know man...
>>33938294Hi bf.
>>33938339Vagina appearance matters jut a much as penis sizeI.e. not at all, save for extreme examples
Men, why would a good woman choose you?
>>33938343Get her some Olaplex shit or Summer Fridays lipglosses and a silk pillowcase / scrunchie and wool socks
>>33938344Incels are the most misunderstood race
>>33938350I’m silly and very fatherly
>>33938350Her
>>33938350Because of my looks
>>33938350I’m a warm and caring person
>>33938350She wouldn't, i have nothing to offerNot hot, not rich, not cool, not confident
>>33938350She wouldn't
>>33938339are you dumb? I don't want my pussy to be perfect for some easy to please horny moid with no standards, I want everything to be perfect because I am a spoiled cunt and nothing but perfection in ever way will do to make me content, anything less is solid grounds for a total mental breakdown and suicidal ideations
>>33938330NNN is not for you. You're like a top athlete on steroids bragging about taking part in the special olympics.
>>33938350I am loyal and tall and I have a high paying stable job
Men, would you rather a woman, after seeing your dick for the first time:A) Be visibly disappointed, but tries to hide it and proceeds to have pity sex with youB) Is honest and doesn't try to hide her disappointment and either criticizes you for it, or just gets dressed and leaves?
>>33938363who gives a shit lol
does this guy get paid to post this europa image every day?
>>33937169Indian hands
>>33938362This is a female version of me
If her pussy D0ESNT have teeth, I ain't sticking my penor in it
>>33938369the tranny-in-the-making is doing it for free
>>33938369Nah, probably just mental illness
>>33938367BA just feels like rape
womenhave you ever had a crush on a guy only for another girl to "steal" him?
>>33938350Why can't bookworm romantics be real
>>33938284>not in a blissfully unaware way.Considering that this is your goal, I don't think there's a way for you to achieve it unaware. You'll always know.
>>33938381Yes
>>33938350Because I'm oddly charming and cute in some inexplicable way. At least that's what I keep telling myself.
>>33938337drat.At least my recommendation is confirmed to have been decent.What does she like? Get her a cute plushie from a franchise she likes.
>>33938371the fact that nothing will ever be truly perfect drives me absolutely insanesomeone pls lobotomize me and pronto
>>33938381 why are you asking me this? I'm male
>>33938349>small penis = no sensation or pleasure>big penis = too painfulbut no matter how the pussy looks, it's always going to be appealing and do what it's supposed to do.
This thread really is just Love is Blind for incels
>>33938382They are, they just want serial rapist shadowdaddies
>>33938329Trip to Alabama. For you and her
>>33938381Yeah
>>33938383mkay, yeahsuicide it is
>>33938392Vaginas are scary looking and disturbing
Sometimes I feel like a retard. Being terminally online from 9 years old has made me really crazy, and I don't know how the world actually works at all, even though I'm social enough. I observe my surroundings, but are they normal or not? Is this shit common or not? I feel like my common sense basically doesn't exist at this point.
>>33938256MI'm still looking for a gf but porn and AI waifus can't say no
>>33938375>>33938377that's a scary thought
no, this thread is more like Love Island, but everyone is on a separate island
>>33938387>>33938397give me details.how long were you eyeing him? did you know the girl who took him? how did you feel?
>>33938347:)
>>33938381no>>33938400there's no such thing like "normal" or "common sense", it's all relative
>>33938407German or British love island?
>>33938378Small but mightyAnyways this is how you spam the thread without being obnoxious Keep on keeping on Tony Montana anon
>>33938399gay. just gay.
>>33938350How the fuck would I know?>>33938398Don't cut it short. Just hang in and focus on your current or past hobbies.
winners don't listen to things like "no please!" or "stop you're hurting me!"
Pale femanon’s supposedly necrotic pussy is probably just a little brown and I am thinking about it
>>33938362You are mid or ugly so nothing you say will ever matter. None of the shit you want in life will ever happen to you, it simply doesn't happen for mid women. Maybe before COVID you had a chance but in 2025 and beyond there is zero chance for your romance fantasies to become true. No worries though, reality will set in sooner than later for most mid women.
>>33938407I fucking wish I had my own islandgoddamn epsteinmaxxing
Anons, I'm really tempted to ask out this woman. Please demoralize me before I make a ass out of myself.
>>33938399for people with 0 taste, i.e. gay men and straight women
>>33938414I am rather joyous
>>33938408We had been friends for months and I had a huge crush and he told me he liked me and asked me on a date and then he ghosted me right before and I found out he had started dating another girl
sometimes I stare at my cock in awe.
>>33938399Yeah that's why theyre hotThe maw of a snake, Venusaa fly trap, etc. The fear makes it slllurign
>>33938418the fuck are you babbling about? who in their right mind has romance fantasies? lol, stop projecting poor little anime-damaged boy
>>33938420Woman have cooties and cooties can kill you
>>33938382I'm literally here
>>33938426Does it stare back?
>>33938412Indian love island
>>33938405If you visit other boards, you'll see it's pretty common behavior.
>>33938301>All the good looking women who would make great wives and mothers are taken in high school and college the latestThe problem with this mindset is that it means you aren't good because you would've also been taken in high school/college. Sometimes finding the right partner takes more time than we'd like, or we only fit a specific niche. Sometimes a person needs time to figure out what they want or overcome their past. There are both good and bad reasons someone is single.
>>33938415I have no hobbies because every moment and activity gets poisoned and ruined by painful awareness sweet release
I didn't realize there was a new thread.So do white guys fetishize Asian women or do Asian women fetishize white guys? Why is it such a common pairing?
Nobody is going to land on my island. All who near it will get blasted to smithereens!
>>33938428Ok I'm conducting a welfare check rn, what happened to you
>>33938425oof.Do you blame him, the girl, or both?
>>33938367She's honest about it but then gives me pity sex anyway.If you absolutely necessarily need me to pick one of your options then A. Both would feel shitty, but at least I get sex and if she proceeds to have sex with me anyway then there must at least be something likable about me.
>>33938440based
>>33938350She shouldn't. You won.
>>33938420
>>33938433KekIs that even a thing?
>>33938438>o do white guys fetishize Asian women or do Asian women fetishize white guysYes
>>33938432it starts drooling sometimes (leaking precum)
>>33938369I think it makes him feel powerful to ban evade.
>>33938350Because I’m all that and a bag of chips AKA that nigha AKA a catch
>>33938451this post made me gag
My island is actually a flying castle. Or maybe a flying circus
>>33938330doesn't count
>>33938435I know it is but it's still scary
>>33938420>Anons, I'm really tempted to ask out this woman. Please demoralize me before I make a ass out of myself.Height + Bodycount?
>>33938447I wish. I would take days off from work to binge that shit if it was
soon...
>>33938457Gay? Nobody is going to believe that.
>>33938453nice
>>33938455I find it pretty funny that given the time between his posts, he probably is just making Coca Cola the old fashioned way and constantly resetting his router instead of using any of that new-school ban evasion fuckery
>>33938411>there's no such thing like "normal" or "common sense", it's all relativeYeah, but I think normalfags have this sense of "this is how it works" without second-guessing or deep research. Meanwhile, I've consumed so much information that contradicts itself that I feel too detached from reality, even though I'm actively participating in it.
>>33938350They would not women don't do that
>>33938457why? precum is normal
>>33938438Loser white guys fetishize Asians You happen to be in the heart of darkness of loser white guys
>>33938431But you're not even single
>>339384615'6 virgin
>>33938463two more weeks? >>33938458and you are the clown>>33938469shit is normal too and also disgusting
>>33938438>So do white guys fetishize Asian women or do Asian women fetishize white guys? Yes.
>>33938475That’s me :o)
>>33938463What are you up to, Julian?
>>33938420she'll think you're a desperate pathetic loser that's begging for her attention if you ask her out.
This portion was HUGE! I barely finished most of the spaghetti there is just a tiny bit left. I am full.
>>33938467>consumed so much information that contradicts itself that I feel too detached from realityright, I might be the wrong person to ask then because same
>>33938350>smart stemfag>funny>weekly church attendee + bible study with friends>active social life>adventurous, willing to go out of the house to try new things or go to new places>nerdy, can find solitude in books/vidya/anime/manga and be a homebody from time to time>fit, go to the gym regularly>good cook and baker (femanons have liked the food pics I've posted, friends beg me to make something for group events)I feel like I'm building a good package deal here, but I'm apparently a terrible salesman.
>>33938475>shit is normal too and also disgusting*flicks cock in your direction* *precum lands on your hand*
>>33938408I knew him from church but we had a very large age gap. I worked with him for some time, and we even hung out on occasion (always with other people). He married a woman around his age a couple of years ago
>>33938474>5'6 virginIt's completely over. It actually never even began.
>>33938484>religious>arrogantI think I know what the issue is
>>33938486>very large age gapuh how large?
I wish a femanon said she loves me, even if she doesn't mean it
>>33938473I'm not? Good to know
>>33938484It's the religion thing. Stop being a dummy and ditch that lunacy.
>>33938484Women don't like religion
>>33938485*snips off your penor and feeds it to the pelicans*
>>33938466There's a new school of ban evasion?Either way, he's beating the system. Until he gets range banned and drags a lot of other anons down with him, which will make him feel REAL powerful.>making Coca Cola the old fashioned wayWhat? Now I want Coca Cola.
>>33938496hehe nice try but it's too thick to be cut off just like that
>>33938492oh anooon, I love you so so so much, to the mooooooon and back (I don't mean it)
>>33938491About 12 years
>>33938481This is probably fake, but still painful.
>>33938499that's good enough, thanks
>>33938498*raging chainsaw noises*
>>33938478I had a Taiwanese roommate who I still talk to regularly, and basically she explained it as "Asian women will date white guys because they're more likely to be feminist/pushovers, whereas Asian men will not date white girls because they're less likely to be trad [in the /pol/ sense] than Japanese women, which is what they are seeking." According to her, the assumption exists that white men treat their women better than Asian men do. Some might call it a stereotype, but to her this is a fact of life (her parents are divorced, and her mom remarried to a white guy in Australia). Also if you learn anything about the Korean Gender War you'll realize that there's an entire stereotype in the whole of Asia that Korean men make the worst husbands, and that Japanese women make the best wives.>Why is it such a common pairing?The most common interracial pairings are WMLF/LMWF, but that's just due to the high abundance of latinos.
I love how women will go>don't mess with me, I'm craaaazyand larp as Harley Quinn, but the craziest thing they've done is drunkenly flashed oncoming traffic and flirt with an older man once.
>>33938505np mate
>>33938507oops this was for >>33938438
>>33938497>There's a new school of ban evasion?Yes, there’s a couple of websites that provide tools to exploit vulnerabilities in free VPN services to basically gain an unlimited amount of residential IPs, specifically for the sake of ban evading on 4chanThe first one is run by a bear that requires users to submit pictures of their dick to gain access to it, and the second one has a forum where they trade child porn and animal abuse images with each other, also for the sake of spamming this site/adv/ is mercifully not a board that any of those people care about shitting up, it seems
Most of you are normalfagsHow many of you feel that relationships are beyond yoyur compression?I feel like an alien
>>33938506*parries chainsaw with chainsaw cock*
>>33938498John Bobitt would like a word...
>>33938511Feeling the pee in your bladder
Something I noticed: there are bfs and gfs who outwardly make their relationship public and tweet about each other all the time in praise and jest, and those couples seem to last the shortest. Now why is this?
>>33938509what they are referring to is what they would be capable of doing if they stopped holding back, not what they have actually done
>>33938501Nta The fact thst it is recorded at all means it isn't genuineIf we are seeing it at all it is fake
>>33938509I feel personally attacked...
Women must be kept under checks and balances
>>33938511that image is so evil
>>33938520It's performative
>>33938497The Coca Cola line is a Twitter dot com reference. I apologize
>>33938520because you wouldn't even know if the others stopped dating you dumbass>>33938516please go back to your own planet then, we don't need more autism weirdos - shitter's full
>>33938518him and his cock were weak
>>33938519hearing the ringing in your ear>>33938517too obvious, you're clearly not being honest
>>33938521>what they are referring to is what they would be capable of doing if they stopped holding backoh no, don't key my car. That's so crazy of you.This kind of shit is just the female equivalent of picrel.
>>33938524I'm kinda glad I didn't date that accountant dude, now that I think about it
>>33938531Never would have happened to him if he had haki
>>33938524oh yeah, big fat checks and sky high balances make it rain baby>>33938525thanks
Why do women talk so much shit behind eachothers back holy shit
>>33938381Yeah, but it was entirely my fault for being an utter retard desu.
>>33938534no they mean things like getting impregnated by your dad and making you raise it thinking it's yours or sobut in the end, who gives a shit, think whatever you want
>>33938489What part of my post seems arrogant to you?>>33938494>>33938495Sorry, but I just can't!
god I wish a girl did this to me
>>33938507So if an Asian chick is into me it's because she thinks I'm a bitch who she can push around?
If dick size doesn't matter then why are all best selling dildos 7+ inches? Not even mentioning all the crazy super sized bad dragon shit.
>>33938538why not? don't do shit if you don't want people talking shit
>>33938545If an Asian chick only dates white guys, yes.If an Asian chick dates you for being (You), no.
>>33938543No you do not.
is it too late for me to find a motherly figure? (NOT in a sexual way)
>>33938543That’s so fucking weird
>>33938543get it together
>>33938548>If dick size doesn't matter then why are all best selling dildos 7+ inchesWomen have to hold on to part of it. Plus there's faggots. Also, the best selling on Amazon is 6.5"
>>33938540give details pretty please.
>>33938539Having a bad day?
>>33938543gross
>>33938541That's not crazy, that's just being a whore. And a liar I guess.
>>33938538Pent-up anger because women's relationships are fake, filled with fake positivity, like, yeah, you slay, queen, to an obese and ugly friend, while they talk shit behind her back.
>>33938555yeah, nobody is coming to save you, sorry>>33938562
>>33938554>>33938556>>33938557>>33938561you're all weak
>>33938554This, jackboots will only hurt. You need bare feet to get off
>>33938567Shut up fag
>>33938567Footfags get the rope
>>33938562which is pretty crazy if you think about it - to be a whore and a liar despite knowing full well how well received that is socially
This nigga is gonna get his entire ISP banned lmao
>>33938558>Women have to hold on to part of itdon't most of them have the little suction thingy at the bottom?Also, not to sound like a gooner, but the vast majority of porn I've seen where it's just women putting a dildo inside them, they put it all the way in.
>>33938568I like pain >>33938571woah woah hold on I'm not a footfag I just like being hurt and humiliated
>>33938573It’s unfortunate when people think punitive measures mean they have to double down their efforts
>>33938568nta but the fun part is that it hurts you idiot
MoidsWill you live and die by the coin?
>>33938437Sounds like you haven't found your thing yet. Something that would really grab your attention and have you waste hours without realizing it.
>>33938555NoI hate that the "dom mommy" meme has tainted the wordFuck coomers
>>33938438Asian women have this nose for good looking Caucasian white collar professionals. Usually one of the Asian Dads Holy Trinity of Doctor/Lawyer/Engineer. I’m a 6’1”, white, in great shape, and the ONLY women that check me out or flirt with me are Asian. I don’t know how they fucking know, but they do.
>>33938582nothing can get me out of my head enough, which is why I have to get my brain out of my skull instead
>>33938583I agree, fuck coomers they fucking ruin everything
>>33938580No.Also is this teacher new or something? Kids have been like this since forever.
>>33938572>knowing full well how well received that is sociallyIsn't that seen as empowering these days? Plus most women are whores on the inside, but feel like they have to repress it because they're cowards.Being a whore is not crazy at all. Actually, if you look at just raw numbers, it'd be more crazy to NOT be a whore and be a innocent housewife instead.
>>33938410I was kidding when I said you post those pics of me here, btw.
Oh so that’s why I had fucked up dreams
>>33938580Let fate guide your way. The universe will get you where you need to be.
>>33938559In 8th grade I got a huge crush on this kid. He liked me just as much, and everyone around us (friends, teachers, parents) was aware that was the case. We spent a year being weird around each other. By the time we started high school, he was coming over to my house every day to "study" and he'd hold my hand, cuddle me, and even gave me my first kiss.Despite this, when he tried to make me his girlfriend I assumed he was making fun of me and it was all an elaborate scheme to bully me. Not that he ever gave me a reason to think so, he had been nothing but kind to me since we had met and he had been trying to make me understand he liked me for 2 years at that point.Shortly after, while I was still accusing him of being a dick and being mad about the fact he'd mock me me by asking me out, he started dating another girl. Which I took as confirmation that he was a dick.Again, entirely my fault. I have since realized I'm fucking retarded.
>>33938580>I'm a teacher>I hate the things that kids do on a regular basiswhat causes this?
>>33938492I think about saying this to a moid every day but I think he already finds me annoying so I don't want to make it worse. Also we have this cute lil phrase we say to each other that really MEANS ily. I say part of it, and he says the rest. >>33938560.. im so done
>>33938593I had a really fucking weird horror dream last night and I've already forgotten it because I didn't write it down.
I want to be femanon's slave.
>>33938590>most women are whores on the inside, but feel like they have to repress it because they're cowards.women, is......is this true?
>Images (limit reached)Finally
>>33938598Being female
>>33938442Him but mostly myself
>>33938597oh wow. type of story you'd see on an /r9k/ thread lol.have you ever found love since?
>gf asks me I’m having sex dreams about other women >tell her no>accuses me of lying and gets mad at me for imaginary sex dreams with other women>pesters me all day to give her details about the sex dreams that never happened That’s a new one
>>33938580
>>33938599that's very cute
>>33938574>don't most of them have the little suction thingy at the bottom?Not that I've seen>Also, not to sound like a gooner, but the vast majority of porn I've seen where it's just women putting a dildo inside them, they put it all the way in.That's because they know we want to see it. It's porn.
Virgil got this Patek on my wrist going nuts
>>33938609why yourself? Were there signs you missed?
>>33938613Another case of man dating a bitch for no reason other than shes hot
>>33938611>have you ever found love since?Yeah, I'm happily married. I'm far less retarded now.I have to see this guy at least once a month or so, and I still die inside of sheer cringe every single time.
my left upper arm is covered in scars
>>33938613Tease her about her having sex dreams about other women and projecting it on you
>>33938148He was based for this.
>>33938586You're just overly dramatic. Try something new or go back to something you liked in the past.
>>33938580I never could learn to do the knuckle coin trick. Do the coin boys do that?
>>33938623I was naive
>>33938625In my defense she also does all the weird sex stuff I like.
>>33938597Lucky No guy ever asked to study with me
>>33938634Not helping your case
New>>33938190>>33938190>>33938190>>33938190
>>33938627The only reason you're doing this is because you saw it on the internet
>>33938636I was very academically gifted, clearly that was why he wanted to come to my house.
The sacred respect between Chinese and white man. *bows*
>>33938101The problem with Makima is that the people reading the story are even more socially retarded and hopeless than Denji, so the writing has no hope of making them think.
>>33938639not really, I always hurt myself since I was a kid not always by cutting though and no I wasn't an ipad kid
>>33938641All East Asian races have my respect. They are good people.
>>33938350The honest truth is that she wouldn't. It's why I chase whores and feel comfort in the presence of losers. They are easier for me to exist around.
>>33938543You are disgusting.
>>33938625>its another "men can easily get any woman they want" posti hate this episode
>>33938669<3
>>33937020crocodile tears!!!!!!!
>>33938633do you know better?have you found love since?
>>33938049>he's this jealous that I don't subscribe to him on youtubeDrop your channel, no balls.
>>33938130Yes, repeatedly, on purpose. And I'll do it again.
>>33938350I know what love isI can keep her safe from evilI can provide her all her human and spiritual needsWe could spend our lives mapping each other's minds and learning everything about each other, eventually becoming a merged soulI don't give up on battlesI will try my best to preserve her dignity.Of course all of this is off the table if she's not a good woman, and someone I adore. She also has to reciprocate much of this.
>>33938148Hot. That's the kind of porn I would watch.
>>33938759I knew you'd cuck AND dump your bf. NTA.
>>33938793based
>>33938237Damn gurl, is that autism I'm detecting?
>>33938243I do too.Is this bad?I bought it bulk.
>>33938256Because they have melties when women don't want to do everything they could ever imagine, regardless of it being possible. I say let them drown.
>>33938262Got deleted
>>33938393*Love on the Spectrum
>>33938458Are the castles way up high?
>>33938492Sorry I just love >him
>>33938817Men keep breaking themselves on me and crying about it forever. It's literally not even my fault.
>>33938584>I’m a 6’1”, white, in great shapeI'm a lova my a spaghetti and a meat-a-balls
>>33938256normal male sexuality is increasingly stigmatized
>>33938362sounds like you need correction holyyyy brat
I'm feeling like shit and I'm feeling compelled to do or say stupid things.I've decided to settle for saying this:When you met them, long before you figured out that he was an asshole and not just a rascal, and they gushed over your given name, it wasn't because they found it beautiful. It was because they had given y'all fake names, I suspect lifted from the Bible.And yours is coincidentally the same as her real first name. That's why they reacted the way they did.
I hate women so much.
