Ask The Opposite Gender Anything
>>33938190I hate women.
Can you tell when a man is wearing shoe lifts?
Why do women usually prefer "bad boys" over "good guys"? Even my grandpa said chicks were like that back in his day. It's pretty interesting.
>>33938338Because most “good guys” are just impotent cowards who are only “good” because they’re too weak or risk averse to do anything dangerous.
>>33938380You explained why you don't like good guys, but Why do you prefer bad specifically?
Girls, would you rather date Diddy or R Kelly? They are both Bad Boys...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vP5x3sOicl4
Would you rather a girl show up with a popped pimple or a pimple with a huge whitehead
>>33938617Atoga hags are too old for King Kelly.
ok women i NEED to know which body type is actually attractive and people who aren't anonymous tend to liehow would you rate these 4 guys out of 10?
State gender. Am I the only one who doesn’t like professional porn anymore? I never liked the fairness and overacting but would stick to amateur channels. Now, most amateur channels have moved to only fans and I’m about 10-15k in the hole because of it. I’m afraid to unsubscribe because then I won’t have anything to masturbate to anymore.
>>33938380So you would rather date rapist pedos over nice guys? That's kinda crazy.
>>33938649I find 2-4 pretty attractive. Teenage me would’ve loved 1. Ideally I’d like 2 but not as lean. I’d want enough fat that he still has some visible abs but he has some thickness or puffiness
I love flat women they are so perfect
Heyy baddies and daddies. What are your weekend plans!?!?
>>33938649>Rate these 4 guys6,4,4,6.Pic related is my personal 10
>>33938665gonna finish reading parasite eve and play some videogames
Where do I mean artho craft/hobby girlfailures?>>33938338those bats are cute af
>>33938665I'm going to get fucked for hours on end.
>>33938665Jump rope in the park again and then record some violin
Women, are you ashamed of your sex drive?
>>33938649Neither of them is really my type body wise, I'd all rate 4-6/10.
>>33938673No, I'm ashamed of what I do because of my sex drive. I think it's possible to be this horny without being so self destructive.
>walk in the streets at night>see thiswhat do?
>>33938673No, I love having sex.
I like wrapping my belt around my neck, it's very comforting
Femanons lurking.
>>33938678You already know>>33938190
>>33938678Throw coins at her titties
>>33938678cover her with my jacket and then walk away
>I want to fuck her -> She needs to be fucked>I don't like tattoos -> He shouldn't have tattoos>She doesn't want to be with me -> She will die alone>I am nice -> Someone who doesn't like me dislikes nice peopleWhy does the male brain struggle to differentiate between self and other?It's bizarre how often I see this, and always by men.
>>33938674>women are irrational, shallow animals that want to have sex and bear the children of hot menyour point?
Anyone got any stories about asocial losers with myopic outlooks on life that lead them into hedonistically fuelled goose chases, whilst never really finding any sense of meaning or sustained growth in their entire arc?
I heard chicks love this song.https://youtu.be/k5mX3NkA7jMChicks is this true?
>>33938684Don't wanna intrude in the moid circlejerk
love seeing my arm covered in my own blood :3
>>33938677What do you do? Are you easy? Or is it weird, paraphilic stuff like foot fetishes?
>>33938665Streaming games for frogposters and cleaning
>>33938678Her friends 100% took the pic. You can't see free real estate like this anymore in 2025. Closest I've seen were drunk girls asking me and my friends to carry their drunk friend. I still got to feel her butt at least.
Women, have you ever dated a guy at work? How did it start?
>>33938665My friend bought a stripper pole so I'm going to go help him install it.
I heard chicks love this song.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5obLmJ4O9E&list=RDl5obLmJ4O9E&start_radio=1Chicks is this true?
>>33938697Oh.. it's that kind of hour/thread moment?
>>33938684I doubt it
>>33938701what vidya?WDYM frogposters?
>>33938698you little edgy anon!>>33938696only the tioktok bitches>>33938684yes?>>33938678walk away (lol)
>>33938714>that kind of hour/thread moment?Actually yes, ihatewomen poster is kinda late too
who are some female "literally me" characters
>>33938678call the... police?
>>33938645Can a man please help and answer this.
Can I as a european use my passport to get an american gf?
Femanons, how attractive are your moms?
>>33938720>you little edgy anon!oh it's you, hi how're you doing today?
>>33938725>help me fuck ChadNah
>>33938645Popped.
>>33938690I don't believe you would actually sacrifice your jacket like that.
>>33938722Her
>>33938718Gonna play some Fortnite tonight since I can't resist the appeal of dabbing on ten year olds as Krusty the Clown, and then tomorrow I'm gonna play a grab bag of old games on my SNES and maybe PS1
I'm a man but people say I look like my mom, is this good or bad?
>>33938727She's a pretty good looking woman. She's in great shape, she aged gracefully. She's always been very tomboy-ish, so now she's a weird country woman.
>>33938733but she might catch a cold!
>>33938727My mom was a porn bimbo with huge fake tits in the 90’s. Yes I’ve jacked it to her movies, no I won’t post a link.
>>339386492, 2, 3, 4The male form seems to scale from "goofy" to "disgusting extreme that's hard to look at"
Left leaning anons, how would you feel if a prospective date used any of these words in casual conversation? What if they were used in specific scenarios, like extreme anger or annoyance.>retard>cocksucka>dickhead>faggot>autist>fat >fatass or fatty >simp>slut or whore>bitch
>>33938742I'm so sorry to hear that.
>>33938742Jesus fucking christ, man. I hope you're not being serious.
>>33938731I don't have sex
>>33938742>women>jacked ithmmm
>>33938726That doesn't sound like it's much different than any poll for young people in Europe
Can I as an American use the fact that any woman that marries me would get a green card to get a Slavic gf?
>>33938742Fake until confirmed gay
>>33938727Prettier than me
>>33938755Only indian and chinese women are interested in coming to your country. You're probably desperate enough to marry one.
>>33938745I'm left leaning, but i am addicted to /pol/. None of this stuff is offensive to me.
>>33938740Would you really?
>>33938745Not offended but I'd prefer if they keep that language in private.
>>33938755this dude thinks anyone wants to live in his shithole lmao
>>33938751>femanonOops missed that part. I’m a dude.
>>33938769yeah why not? is that really so hard to believe?
>>33938733Nta I used to go to surplus auctions, and i bid on a lot of like 30 usgi fleece jackets. I lost but the other guy got them for like 4 dollars a piece. But if I won that I'd wear one for every day of the week lol. Id gladly give one away. Honestly I have enough jackets now thst I could probably give half away and not feel too bad. Perks of being a hoarder
>>33938769I'd do the same fwiw. I can buy a new jacket
>>33938745Not the kind of partner I would like.
>>33938645it doesn't matter to me.I have friends who had acne issues, and it's perfectly normal.
>>33938656>2-4 pretty attractiveAre you having a stroke? When I looked like 3, I wanted to punch a window every time I saw my pathetic form. Now I look like 2 and couldn't be happier.
>>33938726Euro Men like American Women?I thought it was vastly lopsided the other way around?
>>33938781>a window*mirror
>>33938747I am. They shot a scene at our apartment one time and they gave one of the lighting dudes $100 to take us to a local arcade for a few hours. He was pretty cool desu.
>>33938645>>33938725Popped pimple imo.
>>33938774>>33938777Jackets are expensive. Well unless you're this >>33938776 guy I guess.
>>33938776>not reselling anythingYou're wasting your time, you're filling up your limited space with trash. Consider not being crazy.
>>33938745>fat Since when did fat belong in the same camp as fagget and REEEEtard?
I won't stop self harming, why should I stop? life is not going to get any better
>>33938760Fuck no.>>33938771All the Mexicans do.
>>33938792Yes we get it you’re cutting yourself very cool
>>33938755Based.Get yourself a Euro GF.
>>33938787yeah they're expensive but I guess I don't really care about that
We don’t want you American trash
>>33938734nah, too rich and weak-willed
>>33938745MCocksucker seems a little out of place on this list.I wouldn't have any problem. Ideally, I and the next woman I date would call each other fags and retards from time to time.
>>33938798there's other methods of self harming besides cutting you silly anon
>>33938790I’ve probably told the story before but I stopped using fat casually when a close female friend (a big girl) was taken aback when I used the word to describe my close friend.The thing was, I wasn’t calling him fat as an insult. I was literally just describing his appearance, because he has a ton of fat on his frame. And my friend is fine with calling people fat and using the term To describe himself . But since then I’ve been very careful when I say it.
>>33938735Fortnite? You can find better/more fun games, but oh well. If it brings in the cashmoney/viewers.
>>33938806No one cares
On the topic of porn stars, how do you think children of OnlyFans girls will fare?I feel like with increased surveillance and more digital footprints that kind of stuff will be easily accessible and with how young children are using technology, it's not like you would be able to hide something like that for very long until it's found out.Is it going to be as much of a nothingburger as porn star kids from parents who did porn in the 80's and 90's?
>>33938787-$50 to cover some poor woman's naked titties seems like something I wouldn't really regret doing, honestly
>>33938755I don't know many European women who are interested in moving to the US. Most of my friend think I'm kind of silly for doing so.
>>33938720NTAI thought you outted yourself (by accident) as a Moid? This was a few days ago.
>>33938809It's a guilty pleasure of mine, honestly. My little brother convinced me to try it, and I actually like Zero Build.Wish Epic would make another Unreal Tournament someday, but oh well
>>33938755This is the reason I want to marry a Japanese girl. I want to move there so I can visit my favorite soaplands every day.
>>33938804I put cocksucker because I’ve had real leftists friends tell me to stop using it since it implies homophobia from the user .i understand why now though.
>>33938745It'd be more concerning to see anger directed at a person. Who are they insulting and why, and why am I present? How does a casual conversation involve extreme anger or annoyance?The handful of times I've been angry enough to yell at someone I didn't call them names because it was their behavior I took issue with. The second-most concerning thing would be the emotionally manipulative strategy of yelling slurs or insulting those parts of someone's character or falsifying aspects of it. That isn't someone to date or spend time with.Those words would be cringy to hear but they wouldn't be a dealbreaker in a vacuum. But I just can't imagine any scenario where I'd hear them from someone sane and in control of the situation and himself.
>>33938815I can't blame them, the country is kinda going down the shitter at the moment. But it is my country and I have no intention of leaving.
>>33938694I remember seeing a few e-tubers review this game (Fems, obviously).Seems like visual novels are big thing with them, and the mobile/PC crowd. For me? I'll stick to Danganronpa and Stein's Gate, lol.
I don't like getting my dick sucked, or touched for that matter, but I love eating pussy. I'm not a subfag either, the opposite actually, but I do have trauma.Is this a dealbreaker for women?
man I need some coffee
>>33938819Well, they did... and it was grounded into dust very quickly. They tried to make it ANOTHER Hero shooter. But anyways...
>>33938789Well no of course I would've sold most of those. Idve kept like 6 though. Im not really a reselling type of person though
>>33938821hopefully you crash and die on the plane.actually, hopefully you die before then. Wouldn't want you to taint the plane/other passengers.
>>33938827Yes faggot otherwise they'd just be lesbian
SOON
>>33938827Yeah, I like dick very much.
>>33938825I’ve been getting into visual novels. I just wish some of them were fucking shorted. The only game I’ve played that was as long as 100 hours , only counting story and not optional stuff, was maybe Persona. I’ve played multiple VN that pass that mark.
I am going to stop replying. Is that best?
>>33938833I'd still be fucking them
Women, what do you think of this woman's thread? >>33936450
>>33938811It wasn’t a nothingburger back then, trust me. Not necessarily because of the porn itself but because of all the shit that goes on behind the camera you don’t see. The drugs, the coercion, the skeezy people always hanging around in her social circle. It’s not like her friends are teachers or bookkeepers or other down to earth normal people, they’re all porn stars or hookers or strippers caught up in that fast life.
I love it when my cock is sucked by a girl who knows what she's doing more than actual sex, actually.
>>33938843Same.
>>33938840NAGThat's actually super HOT...
Weird question, but what’s the simplest way to befriend open sluts? You know, the type who go to many group sex events, openly flirt with you with little intention of commitment, etc. or is this just a fake thing?
I wonder if anyone here would actually stay with their spouse for 40 years and love them as they slowly die in front of you
>>33938811The year is 2045. Your high school classmates found your mom's OF page that was only active during covid lockdown. You suffer for a week of people talking about jerking it to your mom's solo vids. The worst thing that happens is someone streams her video of her riding a wall-mounted dildo in the shower, but you are saved from further torment because everyone's attention shifted to bullying another girl. Her dad, pre-twink death, was a femboy that recorded himself getting gangbanged by multiple men. She changes schools, but the bullies find out where she went and send the coomer.su links to all of the kids at her new school and it continues until she commits a murder suicide with her dad.
I want a gf that likes to read so we can talk about books when we're not having sex
I've never had sex. Is it worth interacting with women for?
>>33938815Euro Femanons are the real gems, anyways.
>>33938847You have to be attractive first.
>>33938848Me. I'm trying to meet my wife in the next five years
>>33938850If only women were into books
>>33938848that's all I want from life
>>33938811Humanity needs a great reset.It's true...
Is wearing this t shirt a redflag?
>>33938848I can't think of a better way to die
>>33938852Aren’t you the weirdo obsessed with Swiss
>>33938858my ex used to read, I remember she was reading clockwork orange
>>33938848Yes. But not if they actively hid relationships, fucked/sucked and cheated or constantly beat off to someone else while you ignore and neglect me.
>>33938855Really? Just to befriend them?
>>33938865who?I don't know any namesfags, except BlueValkyrie and CatPoster.
>>33938848Imagine seeing aging in that way Grow up
>>33938824That's completely reasonable.>>33938852I'm far from a gem, but I appreciate the sentiment.
>>33938868Yeah?They can't be friends with you if you're going to drag down everything they want to do.
>>33938869>>33938865Oh, and that psycho ENTJ, because he keeps spamming and ban evading.
>>33938862Ultimate normiecoreMore normie than a solid color lel
>>33938870No, I’m talking about your spouse getting Alzheimer’s or cancer.
>>33938832Wow, you have so much evil in such a tiny, cute body. But why are you so angry? I actually lived there for a year and know Japanese really well. I even got an N1 cert.
>>33938848I'm hope that I will be lucky enough for that to be the case. 40 years of loving my husband would be a life well spent.
>>33938878Nirvana, Marvel LOGO, anything with a celebrity/rapper's face on it... straight out of compton. Too cringe and common.
>>33938883This is the only one I actually believe.
>>33938875Is that croc or someone else? I haven't been keeping up with what's happening here.
>>33938880stfu spammer.
I need a woman to touch me so fucking badly.
>>33938868Yeah. There always has to be a tangible possibility of fucking you.
>>33938888I don't know...Euros are usually sleeping when the REAL schizo hours happen, and ENTJ is one of the 4 horsemen of trash.
I actually agree with the first anon, blowjobs are gross. Cunnilingus is fine. But not because of personal trauma.The thought of the mother of my children degrading herself by getting on her knees and stuffing cock in her mouth if kinda off-putting.That's the same place that the words "I love you" come out of, that's the same place that expresses how proud she is of whatever our child is doing, and she chooses to shove a cock in and out of it.Like damn.
>>33938893Who are the other 3?
>>33938865That's me.And I'm not obsessed. I was just asking that other random anon why he hated Swiss so much. Check the archives. I only asked once.
>>33938894What if the mother of your children likes to suck your dick?
>>33938889no :3
Why do women want compensation for doing chores? Do you want a medal for doing the dishes or something?
>>33938896Gary, Exibanon and Gym something... GymRat? I forget.Some Femanons said they are starting to hate "QT"?
>>33938898Dick is dick. It's all disgusting. Not sex, just blowjobs specifically.
>>33938862Are you still waiting for a new album?
>>33938904Gym Creep. Interesting list kek
Men, would you mind it if your gf had an obnoxious laugh? The loud, gasping for breath kind of laugh
>>33938911I'd probably find it pretty cute.
I'm a desperate slut for a attention, it's fucking torture not getting the daily attention I need
>>33938903You misspelled the word "men"
>>33938903No, but chores can be a lot of work. If you have a messy husband who doesn't help around the house much, little kids, and a full time job it can really be overwhelming.
>>33938890Cmon cmon cmon cmon now touch me babeCan you see that I am not afraid
>>33938914DER MOID
>>33938732>>33938785Why?
>>33938911I think it would be a deal breaker honestly, I can't stand people with obnoxious laughs
>>33938914
I actually agree with the first anon, cunnilinguses are gross. Blowjob is fine. But not because of personal trauma.The thought of the father of my children degrading himself by getting on his knees and stuffing pussy in his mouth if kinda off-putting.That's the same place that the words "I love you" come out of, that's the same place that expresses how proud he is of whatever our child is doing, and he chooses to shove a pussy in and out of it.Like damn.
>>33938909
>>33938894Imagine your lovely wife letting a dirty obscene p*nis slam into the beautiful vulva through which she brings your children into this world. Couldn't be me.
>Men, would you mind it if your gf h-God no, please, I just need love.
>>33938920eh?>>33938925thanks! nnnngghh it's like cocaine I love it.
>>33938921Whiteheads are far grosser? Duh.
>>33938926see? It just doesn't work in reverse.
>>33938911Tolerable if it's a real laugh, not the performative fake one.
What are the psychological and behavioral differences between incels and femcels?
Do women have an equivalent of outercourse that they like?Women claim to like forearms, but do they fantasize about grinding their pussy on a guy's forearm?
>>33938937Femcels aren't real.
>>339386495, 7, 2, 3. Yes I'm a young girl who likes fit twinkish guys. Not into bigger guys or high body fat.
>>33938893I can shit this place up too. I am just not really motivated right now. Maybe tomorrow or something.
>>33938903My ex actually tried to pull this shit with me. The compromise we arrived at was that he should do all the chores since it was no big deal.
>>33938939>Do women have an equivalent of outercourse that they like?I love grinding and making out. I like it as much as fingering.
>>33938928That's where it's supposed to go though.There is a reason why "cocksucker" is an insult, but "pussyfucker" isn't.
I want to be put in a straitjacket and then be over stimulated by a sadist femanon until I'm crying and begging her to stop (of course she won't stop)
>>33938930Ok just asking because my mom keeps yelling at me (I kinda jumpscared her with my laugh)
>>33938933Why? Pussies are grosser, objectively. They're always leaking.
>>33938937Incels want loveFemcels want dick
>>33938932But if I pick at them they will heal worse and be red and leaking
>>33938951Go enjoy each other, since you want to be hateful.
>>33938950Posts like this force me to look inward as to why they piss me off so much.
>>33938939A girl grinding her pussy on a forearm sounds like a insane fetishist, it's not very practical.Usually normal girls like to grind on his leg while they kiss.
>>33938952I've never seen a man be grossed out by getting an unsolicited pussy pic.Women get disgusted 99% of the time they receive an unsolicited dick pic.Pussies are far, far from gross.
>>33938961You hate faggoty subs? No introspection required lol
>>33938961who pisses you off?
>>33938937Those studies on this concluded that incels blame everyone else for their issues while femcels take accountability, and that incels discuss hurting other people while femcels talk about hurting themselves.
>>33938965The hatred itself is what I’m thinking about. >>33938966Something about it says to me “I am a retard who needs to force myself onto others”. Feels like rape. Which is stupid, that’s exactly what this place is for. Just the fact that people like that exist (there are a lot of them) feels like a personal affront. But why?
>>33938939>ForearmsEh, thighs are better for that sort of thing
>>33938952Leaking stuff I find tasty, at least for three weeks out of the month
>>33938937Incels don't exist because celibacy is a choice by definition. However, they are femcels and malecels.
>>33938727She has fake tits are her whole face is cosmetically enhanced. Originally Asian but people guess she's Arab or mixed nowadays.
>>33938974Bummer. She undoubtedly looked nicer before all that
>>33938915If it makes you feel better, I read your post while tabbed out of a videogame, then promptly proceeded to close my game and take out the trash and recycling like I should have when I was eating lunch.
Wish I had someone to invite to cool events. Usually see people I know, but I need a 4lifer at my side. Too much to ask, huh?
>>33938954Just don't pick at it after you pop it.
should I go to the library to meet women?
I think most men, including incels, would be happier of they forgot their irrational hatred of gacha and started playing whatever
>>33938980*somebody bitch gettin fuckin fucked tonight
>>33938745The 4th one I wouldn't say
>>33938969Where is this study?
>>33938982My hatred of gacha is rational, and I downloaded the horse girl game and thought it was extremely boring
>>33938940this thread is full of 'em
>>33938971>>33938963You two are missing the point I'm trying to make.I'm trying to equate it to like, shit like armpit fucking, or even titfucking to some extent. Grinding on thigh is a thing because it's convenient, not because women particularly like thighs.
>>33938727There is no greater L than to be mogged by your parents.
>>33938982They dont seem engaging enough to be funThey're like mobile games
>>33938985????
>>33938992But I do particularly like thighs
>>33938982All gacha game players (the ones where the gacha is the point, not a game with gacha elements like Infinity Nikki) should unironically be put to death immediately.
used to be a thigh man then I was a big boob man now I'm a skinny woman with small boobs/flat chested enjoyer
>>33938827Why not touched at all?
>>33939000Yes bro post it again bro you are so brave bro
>>33939001A slut with no convictions...
>>33938998Why
>>33938995They're games for people who want "content" and "engagement" rather than a fun game
>>33938994I want to impregnate both
>>33938847Get into swinging and group sex community.
>>33938586How about real life sex and not just ERP?
>>33939001I go from an ass man to a legs man to a tits man to a waist man depending on the day of the fukken week
>>33939006They deserve it.
>>33939002trauma
I'm horny!
>>33939000trips.And made me kek
>>33939012why... it's just gambling... it's not even real gambling
Women would you rather (consensually) cuck or be cucked?
>>33939004no what it means is that I've been enlightened.women with small boobs are the superior kind of woman. I finally realized this a few years ago
GenderDo you like chokers?
>>33938827>is literally being a broken man a dealbreakerWhat the fuck do you think. Dumbass.
Autists hear Michael Jackson and awkwardly tap their feet
>>33939022Mwhen I see a girl wearing a choker I have to contain my boneryes I like chokers
>>33939022MI think they're hot but suspect I'm not going to end up marrying a woman who wears one.
>>33939000https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQRkz1pXiEk
Femanons how would you feel about being referred to as "plaptastic"?
>>33938979Popping it is picking
>>33938969im an incel and i am pretty heavily in the second category, as are many others I know. I dont feel like it's as cut and dry as you say
>>33939022MI love looking at them on women, and I want to buy one for myself.
>>33939018Spending money to gamble on anime jpegs or whatever means you're supporting that horseshit, making developers want to invest in making more of gachashit instead of real games. A culling is the most straightforward solution.
>>33938939I'd like that forearm to be around my throat..
>>33939000don't talk about my wife like that
>>33939010Ask about the tree next time
Femanon I...Ugh, nevermind...
>>33939020Kill yourself.>>33939022F. I have one that I wear pretty regularly, but I think it's fairly dainty and classy. Looks like pic rel.
>>33939037They're not jpgs, they have voice acting, storylines, costumes, events, different stats and skills!Good gacha game like Uma musume is far superior to indie stuff like Peak or Noita
>>33938975Got her first nose job at 18 and the work has gone up consistently so idek what shed actually look like as an actual adult.
>>33939031Angry, but in the playful kind of way that means I'm turned on.
>>33939033Ok maybe just the one pick as a treat and then no more. It looks less gross than a whitehead imo is all
>>33938978This is exactly how I feel. Where tf are the ride or dies
>>33939045>Looks like pic rel.I consider it a necklace
>>33939047Is she Vietnamese or Korean
>>33939053A choker is a type of necklace.
too depressed to enjoy my days off
>>33939000this game going mainstream was the worst possible thing that could've happened to it.I'd like to fantasize about me and my horsewife escaping from the racing business and buy a house with a big lawn where she can graze to her hearts content and not have to worry about anything.
>>33939042Which one?
The rise of submissive, weak men has been a disaster for humanity. Men need to be fucking men again. No, she does not want to step on you. No, she is not endeared or enthralled by your spiritual impotence. Yes, she does want you to take the lead. Yes, she does demand you have agency and competence. Yes, you do need to grow the fuck up. No, she is not interested in being your mom. Get a fucking grip you freaks
>>33939061ANTICHRIST IS THE NAME OF GOD
>>33938727i didn't grow up around her, but based on old photos she was quite pretty, a bit like princess diana but very pale. i'm not sure if i would be comparable to her bc i didn't get braces as a kid and i have a kind of wonky chin/jaw, asymmetric basically lol.
>>33939105Ok.
>>33939056You mindbroke me, sister. I need some time to think about it.
>>33939008get your throat slashed, spammer.
>>33939104I already made that post, stop copying me >>33938077
I wonder who is behind all the horsegirl posting lately..
>>33939104This guy has never broken a nail in his life
>>33938974fuck off, bitch.
>>33939060you need to get laid, STAT
>>33939047eat a bag of dicks, whore.
>>33939056True, but whst you posted I would not call a choker either.
>>33939120Why do you do it for free? No dad at home?
>>33938992Those are specific to the body part, but I feel like women's equivalent is more mental and dynamic when based outside of normal outercourse.
women are responsible for men playing gacha gamesmen are responsible for women being OnlyFans sluts
>>33939020I'd like to consensually cuck someone sure
>>33939128Oh it’s you. Good lord man, what’s the point of your existence? Resentment towards some construct of your mind?
Ah. Toronto jeet got ghosted on T*nder again. Figures.
>>33939122You'd be wrong. What you think of as a choker is, most likely, a collar. A collar is a necklace that sits in the middle of the neck, where you can see the protrusion from the thyroid cartilage (adam's apple on men).A choker is a necklace that sits at the bottom of the neck, near your collar bone, and fits around it snugly. What I own is a choker.
>>33939129men are responsible for me playing gatcha games
>>33938190
>this post violates United States law
Catholics are hardcore
>>33939054Well well well, she's Vietnamese. Sadly plastic surgery exponentially went up after the war ended and things started picking up. I hate their tattooed eyebrows and botched cosmetic jobs. At least Koreans are more tasteful with it.
>>33939130How would you like it to happen?
>>33939135I wasn't aware it's a length thing.Anyway, wanna get plapped while wearing it?
I miss him
>>33939146I already do, very often.
Haha sexxxx sex sex sex penis cock plap hahahahah the joke is SEX!!!
>>33939144I knew it lolEvery first gen Viet girl I’ve met got work done as teens. Blows my mind
How do you feel about the fact that your toes will spread and wiggle in the air while I fuck you in the ass? (and/or vag if you have one).In fact, I'm getting a boner right now from thinking about your toes. But how do you feel?
Magazine covers and jigsaw puzzles, now a i generatedFuck this gay earth
>>33939147*plaps you*
>>33939001Women are hot dude
>>33939153I feel like you and your kind should be shot and thrown into a mass grave
>>33939147Sup.>>33939150Can you at least spam something hot if you feel the urge to be this way?
>>33939160You gonna post about your cutting yourself some more?
>>33939154we future now n shit
>>33939163NTA but I love cutting myself. People think I have cuts all over my arms because I'm depressed but it's actually just because I enjoy the sensation, as well as the flavor of my fresh blood while I suck on it and lick it from the wounds.
>>33939168Have you considered going down the road next time?
>>33939171No, because I'm not sewer-side-al.
>>33939159This rings true, towards this idiot spammer:>>33939152
>>33939170We won't live long enough to reach optimal robot sex. Best we can achieve is a tin can with a flesh light.
Saw some baddies wearing jorts and pantyhose at the likkor store
>>33939173You should be
>>33939175Are you the one who also spammed the biofem threads?
>>33939168Sometimes I get cuts on my arms from working because I'm clumsy but then I worry people think I cut myself
What is the worst country and best country you have ever visited or lived in, besides your own?
>>33939184None
>>33939183I am supposed to take that as a "no" or what?
Does anyone want to join a goon circle with me? Both men and women welcome, let's masturbate each other and all come together. :)
>>33939191The spammer scared off all the Femanons.
>>33939145Combining the cuck fantasies at the top of my head, I'd lock up his cock and make him lay beneath my pussy to watch me be thoroughly fucked. I might later put him in a strap on so I can tease and suck his imaginary cock and if he's lucky ill let him dp me with a face strap on. After I'm done i'll release the cum into his mouth and make him clean up my pussy with his tongue.
Yeah okay I get it, terrible thread quality
>>33939184It's really hard to say the best, but most likely New Zealand.Worst is difficult too, but the US seems most likely overall. Italy has even more horrific roads however.
I need a brown gf to beat me up and call me a dumb white boy.
>>33939184I can't say I disliked any place I've visited.I do love the US, but I am very biased because I only traveled to national parks, theme parks and sport events. I've been amazed by every place I've visited, especially from a natural beauty standpoint.
>>33939184Worst was Italy Best was Norway
>>33939208>NorwayIt's so boring country though.
>>33939212I love boring I love when things are clean and quiet.
Is anyone else's favorite part of visiting a college campus seeing all the undergrad soles and toes? Watching them walk around campus in flip flops or sunbathing with their shoes off on the quad, it always awakens the python in my pants.
Saw some tall baddies in athletic shorts at tj maxx
>>33939205Vgh, that masculine nordic need...
>>33939215Quiet can be ok, like in nature.But I love mesmerizing architecture and chaos. Like the backstreets of some Asian city where everything looks like it's about to tumble down.
The thread was pretty enjoyable until the pony spergout. I don’t think you’re making the point about quality that you think you are
>>33939165The future is extremely gay and retarded so far
GenderHow much sex is enough for you? I feel like once, maybe twice a week is enough for me, and an orgy once a month.
>>33938338Read Nietzsche>No Ok then;Think of it in terms of sales, you are going to value something subconsciously based on a few factors, but a predominant one will be it's exclusivity. Think about pretentious wine people, there is some truth to different brands from different soils and such, but a lot of it is "This tastes better because I think it is more expensive/exclusive." Apply that to dating, a "nice guy" is a doormat. Anyone can have him, so he must not be very valuable. The Bad Boy? Presents himself as something with consequence to not having, something exclusive. You are "special" if you are on his good side, you tamed the beast so to speak, it makes YOU special.That sounds a lot more valuable on the surface than a run of the mill people pleaser doesn't it?Also consider it from a hormonal/biological expensive. If a Bad Boy can protect himself, he can protect you and your children. This is a signal to our brains that this person would make a good partner, it's another point to the bad boy. It's not about being a bad person to attract women, it's about displaying agency over your own life, the ability to exert influence on others, and the impression that you are "exclusive."This can also apply to a married man with similar logic, and look how women act towards a guy with a ring on his finger in bars.
>>33938730i'm quite alright, you?>>33938816???
>>33939224>picGotta hand it to those women. They absolutely mindbroke the minds of an entire generation of men. Very powerful move tbqh
>>33939232MDaily is a minimum.
Okay I coomed and it’s just dead now, thank God
why the fuck is there mlp in the thread
Saw a sad baddie crying in her car in the parking lot
>>33939232MWhenever she feels like it5 times a day? Sure. 5 times a year? Good.
>>33939239A man with autism is upset that there are conversations between men and women in the talk to the opposite sex thread
>>33939240I would use the pretext of hearing her out and helping her to fuck her.
>>33939232F. 3 times a week is enough, but up to twice a day is good.
>>33939242Nta Isn't ponyposting outside of mlp like against the site rules or somethingOr has it been so long that mods dont give a fuck anymore
girls, do you kiss a guy on the first date? or wait for the second date? (assuming you like him)
>>33938190>>33938610
>>33939232MMaybe three times a month.
>>33939223I have no interest in Asia
>>33939245That sounds retarded Not my job to be her rebound pity fuck
>>33939258Why not, if she's hot? It's basically free sex.
>>33939244lol>>33939242yeah, this >>33939251also why the fuck does it have to be pony porn of all things
>>33939240I had a phase in my life where would walk home and would see women sitting in traffic in tears. It's just so humiliating and hilarious. they are so pathetic. I saw three in one year, but haven't spotted any since.
>>33939260Women dont have sex with me. Besides its unkind to take advantage of her misery like that
>>33939223shut the fuck up, fag.
>>33939268Brother, the more vulnerable she is, the more chances you have. Basic math. Game is game.
>>33939223Your mom fell onto my nuts and never left, spammer.
>>33939269Is this the part where I say HEY!I’m just slightly too old for this meme
>>33939262>also why the fuck does it have to be pony porn of all thingsBecause anon can’t let go of the 2010s
>>33939274Nta They've been doing those Lego commercials like that for over ten years
>>33939279The last time I saw one was right when they started airing them. I haven’t watched cable in a long time
>>33939272I dont think like that
>>33938190Why do women feel the -need- to go to university and get a high-paying career, when a man could just provide for her, ensuring that she never needs to work a day in her life?I had a girlfriend whom I was ready to provide for. She could have been a NEET who could do anything she wanted to. She then dumped me to go to university and careermaxx.Why...? If I was a woman, I'd be overjoyed. I could just draw and play vidya all day. But I am a man, so I work, and provide. And that is fine.Why am I not enough?
>>33939282>It'd be more tolerable if more then half of the archive and this board wasn't flooded withYou could go read another board or just not read or contribute to threads that suck. You’re fixating on shit that upsets you somewhat compulsively
>>33939256You are depriving yourself of interesting things.
>>33939282touché.
>>33939290What you’re doing right now is easily much more annoying than anything a shartyteen or a frogposter has put in front of my face in a good while. You’re pissing in a swimming pool that wasn’t completely full of piss but is on its way there
wtf is going on in this thread?
>>33939296pony tits
>>33939297Then go back to >>>/mlp/? Fucking retard.
>>33939296schizo hours.All the Femanons fled in terror.Euros vs Americunts. The usual.
>>33939286Most men are too broke to provide for a family.
My academic advisor fucked my class schedule for next semester so instead I'm gonna ask for my hot professor's advice. I'll be meeting him in his office, I literally feel like such a pervert. I'm a female on testosterone for a health problem and it's literally infecting my already perverse brain.This guy loves me. I'm his protégé but he's also weirdly jealous. I think about the state of our relationship all the time... like, I know I'm going to be more successful than him and I think he's gonna be jealous or something.Is this what being a man feels like? Just horny and worried 24/7?
>>33939299Oh.Okay...
>>33939297>It feels like /mlp/ is the only board that regularly organizes streams, events, etc for themselves and has consistent culture.I wouldn't know and certainly don't care.
>>33938195No.
>>33939303why are you ghey?
Was anyone besides me really disappointed when they started playing Hotline Miami 2 on Hard Mode and realized that it's basically just artificial difficulty from having the Normal Mode maps upside down with more Tank enemy AI's?
Did you guys ever meet any bronies irl when that shit first started taking off?I was in high school at the time. It was like a switch flipped over night, and the smelly nu-metal and YGO kids who I always suspected posted on /b/ and /r9k/ started coming to school with ponies on lanyards around their necks.
>>33938673No. I'm supposed to fuck.
>>33939303>Is this what being a man feels like? Just horny and worried 24/7?Yes, also aggressive and intrusive sadistic thoughts, like wanting to spank a hot girl.
>>33939309I'm not even a troon I'm a cis woman kek. Why are you a brony...
>>33939286Because all women know that even if you stay skinny, healthy, etc. you might still get left for someone younger when you turn 30. Being a neet wife or stay at home mom is about the riskiest thing you can do.Better to either work *or* be only on government gibs as a neet. Men are more unreliable than even the current job market it seems like lel
>>33939312Not IRL, but a kind of autistic online friend of mine used to watch it as an adult.He's had a gf for a decade now though.
>>33939314What the fuck man. This professor is literally married with 2 children and I have intrusive thoughts about grabbing his dick.He bent over yesterday and I saw his boxers and almost fucking died.KILLING MYSELF
>>33938678Call ambulance
>>33939316Being a NEET girlfriend is even riskier than that. At least as a wife you get financial and legal guarantees if you stay at home. If OP's ex decided to be a stay at home girlfriend, she would have traded financial independence for nothing.
>>33939316You sound too insecure and boring. I would leave you just for the sake of my mental health.
>>33939301Faggot
>>33939323Ok I'll be a troon. But you have to call me she/her and tell me I look like a bombshell
>>33939322Yep. Being a neet gf is only an option if the bf is a neet too and neither provides for each other. But ofc it's always better to get a qualification than trying to be a forever neet in most cases lol.
>>33939319MIve never been this horny for a person everIts just a passing "id tap that" and nothing more
>>33939309>>33939317>>drawing the line at ponies, and not shartyjaks or pepes>why the fuck are anons like this.>us horsefuckersIt is a mystery
>>33939324No need to project, we already know you're insecure lol
>>33939327>>33939322What if you are too mentally ill for a job?
>>33939330Probably because you aren’t a dysgenic autist
>>33939330>low T post
>>33938745I would assume they might post in this thread.
>>33939335as a girl? then just hope you live in europe and be a regular neet if you genuinely are too mentally ill to sustain a job imo.
>>33939337I dont think so. I just cant be sexually invested in somebody I'm not even close to
>>33938683Sub or suicidal?
>>33939334>weSpeaking from the perspective of some imaginary collective entity instead of speaking for yourself is another sign of insecurity.
>>33938827Sorry you have trauma, but why not even touched?
>>33939335You're probably too mentally ill to date. You should focus on bettering your condition.
>>33939340If your family doesn't want you?
>>33939339Unlike your cartoon ponies, women exist
>>33938782It is, but some of us are unlucky here. So maybe we'll score a burger baddy
had the lethal combo of controlling and overbearing yet emotionally absent parents and the longer i stay here the more the resentment grows. never allowed to do shit for myself growing up, combined with mental illness led me to being a fucking layabout loser. i displayed all the signs of mental illness and they didnt do shit, i straight up cried for help and they didnt do anything or really seem to notice the significance, i had a stalker for over a year and they didnt care and just told me to ignore it. yet they have the nerve to look at me like my current predicament is a moral failing on my behalf. fuck you. you made me, look in the mirror. fuck you
>>33939302I made enough.>>33939316I'm not that kind of person. And she knew this. I promised myself to her. And even though she doesn't love me anymore, I still love her. She is the only one for me and she knew this. She knew I'd never leave her.
>>33939337>projecting
>>33938848Yeah, that's par for the course.
>>33939345How do you better yourself with no money and no friends or family?
Don't you ever stop and think it's kind of weird that you're now married to the girl you fondled and forcibly dry humped/dry raped in the back of a school bus when you were 16? Like what made her change her mind after she grew up and decide, you know what, I'm going to ask the guy who rubbed his dick all over me and groped my tits back in high school to propose to me and be my husband?
>>33939354>How do you better yourself with no money and no friends or family?Doctors? Social services?
>>33939322I was going to marry her, anon. We were even engaged!
i will hatefuck this mlp poster fuck you
>>33939356I am just listening to Patrick Stewart's memoir and that reminded me of his parents.
>>33939341Original anon, that's the thing, I'm close to this professor. I need him to put a baby in me I need a life with him. I am killing myself. Also he's bald? Why am I that horny?
>>33939360>hatefuckHey, that's my thing!
I-IS THAT A REAL HORSE ON /ADV/AAIIIEEE SAAAVE MEEEE
>>33939031Sure
>>33939356Nah I never so much as touched a girl when I was sixteen
>>33939356This is a genuinely beautiful piece of prose like you really summarized what I always wonder about. You should polish this some more.
>>33939358It's still not for everybody.I'm in the process of leaving my job to become a housewife. I still got a degree, I worked a few years, and I own a house in my name. Being a housewife is a very vulnerable position to be in - I enjoy being able to stay at home, and while I trust my husband to support me, the knowledge that if needed I could support myself and my family, and to have a safe place to be helps. While I would say the house is unnecessary, I do think that having the ability to find work is important even if you ultimately choose to stay home.
You started this. But I won't give you a choice in stopping it.
I don't want the day to end.
Anons, have you ever been on the No Fly List and/or on a Sex Offender Registry?
>>33939316This only collapsed because we lost Christian values btw
>>33939388Im ready for tommorow already Nothing ever happens in my life
Going to drink 4 40s tonight
>>33939391Ok, but I don't want today to end (it's actually already past midnight here).
>>33939356The answer is that all men are like that. All women too, of course, but that's irrelevant here.If he didn't do it to you he did it to some other girl. If he didn't do it at all it's because he didn't have the opportunity despite wanting it. You need to accept that their brains are all the same so nitpicking will lose you years of your life and you win nothing but a little man switcharoo where you're now dating Alice's high school rapist while she's dating yours.
I will teach my kids all about winning on 4chan and how to not become a normalfag. Also, I'll give them unsupervised internet access from age 0 to make them ready, spartan style.
>>33939401>unsupervised horse access at age 0ftfy
>>33939401They're going to be timid little fags who cry when they get yelled at and have bad posture
I'd rather be skinny and ugly than fat and uglyDoes using laxatives excessively work
should I buy a one way plane ticket to Buenos Aires on a whim? I got like $15k saved up rn
Faggiest thread I’ve seen in a long time
>>33939414*faggiest board I've seen in a long timeftfy
>>33939413Not unless you're using airline/travel miles on a credit card. If you have 15K saved up, you should start a mutual fund and keep at least 5K invested and don't touch it. Use the rest to pay several months' worth of rent in advance.
>>33939411You'll get hemorrhoids.
>>33939408They'll have the strongest mental fortitude, extreme cynicism, and borderline ASPD, which will help them fuck over everyone in life and have a good life. Speaking from experience.
>>33939421You sound like a huge fag
>>33939360Noooo haha fuck me instead
>>33939232I track my wife’s menstrual cycle to optimize our sex life. Different things turn her on at different phases.
>>33939431I don't track my wife's cycle because nothing turns her on at any phase.
>>33939438I feel yah, that’s why I’m on my second marriage.
Is she right tho?
>>33939441Spanish is easy to learn, easy/lax immigration laws, looks really cool with lots of shit to do and loads of opportunities to make friends
Went out with a girl who looked exactly like my first love the other day, she's a bit too normie for me and though she was nice enough/no red flags I don't feel like there was much of a genuine spark between us. Yet I'm dying to see her again and eagerly counting down the days until it's socially acceptable for me to invite her out again... guess I miss my first love more than I thought huh
>>33939368>>33939425made for each other <3
I want my funeral to be like GG Allin’s
>>33938662Flat like anime like two dimensional?
I’m having horrible anxiety this can’t be good for me
>>33939470>foidh8moid is a fujo:O
My mother is bothering me about marriage. Like, fuck, bitch, I never had a family because she raised me alone. I have no fucking idea what a family is or why I need one.
>>33939475Have you tried simply calming tf down?
>Life sucks, no reason to live, have to force myself to get out of bed because nothing worth waking up for>waiting for doordash outside>Girl who I helped out last week says hi to me as she happens to walk by me>I ask her for her name this time>Life is now worth living againCrazy how attention starved men are that this interaction has completely changed my mood and drive to live. She didn't even care that I was unkept and in my jammies
>>33939485I’m trying you bitch
>>33939487They're our other halves fr fr
>>33939478it's very ironic
>>33939470You couldn't habdle the jealousy.
>>33939487Men are the romantic gender, eager to do anything for the most meagre scraps of affection. It makes sense that this kind of interaction would give you elation.
>>33939499This mf said habdle
>>33939499a>habdleyou're so silly and cute, anon
>>33939232F. Like at least 2-3 times a week. Max maybe 2x a day if its not a quickie.
>>33939498Stinky
>>33939448Lmao my ex taught me how to speak Spanish to impress her parents but really I just learnt how to rizz Latinas
>>33939504Don't make me say stupid things, waist-chan...
>>33939507i object, for i suspect that you are the individual possessing the said foul odor.
>>33939511i like your pet names
>>33939360Big ESL moment
>>33939512Wrong, smelly
>>33939431I applaud you
>>33939506Were women always this horny?
>>33939512NTA but Koreans smell like garlic
>>33939487Could’ve replied back to her with a simple good morning saar
>>33939519I'm still young and horny idk
>>33939519Yes. They used to go to the doctor to get orgasms to stave off "hysteria"
>>33939516is esl even an insult>>33939517fuck you, i smell your sweaty testicles from the screen. you should really take a shower.>>33939520where'd you get korean from ?
>>33939530I took one this morning & I did not say it was a bad smell
>>33939519Lmao go to bed gramps
>>33939519No, and they're not this horny even now. Get into a relationship with her and the sex will soon become something she puts up with doing every now and then to make you happy. All the effort you put in to try to romance her, spice things up, or otherwise try to bring that spark back won't work.
>>33939530Sit down myao
>>33939515What others do you remember? :x
>>33939536Yeah maybe when she's in menopause or has kids to look after..
>>33939543You don't need to look for kids this much, let's fuck now and think about the brats later.
how do i confront him about his marriage and his advances towards me? i really feel it's more right for him to tell him herself instead of me doing it. how can I tell if he's lying about having feelings for me that are more than physical? why would he keep offering to buy me a new phone and put me on his years long phone plan, even if he expressed he wasn't looking for anything serious why tie me to him like that?
>>33939232MaleRoughly eight times a day. Realistically, work and daily life wouldn't allow for that much time and energy. But that's my desired level of sex.
>>33938190Women will date guys like this then take out their anger on single guys who complaining about dating. At this point, it's funny. Instead of getting angry at the shitty men they have dated they take it out on dudes who can't even land a date. How do these guys they date end up successfully dating them. There are loads of single guys who would never put their gf in a situation like picrel. Why do women get angry at the wrong men?It doesn't even make sense for a woman to get angry at incels. Incels fail at dating and getting laid. Every asshole guy got further than an incel, so why complain about dudes who aren't causing any problems?
>>33939530ESL is the probably the most accurate insult
>>33939509lol based also idk why jannies deleted my comment
Women are evil. I hate them so fucking much.
>>33939532what..?>>33939538??>>33939539i dont even know lmao>>33939557whatever
>>33938678I'd adjust her lingerie so her pussy and tits are exposed and then walk away.
>>33939557>the probably theESL moment...
>>33938678say 'cute heels and feet' and walk away
>>33938678It's not rape if she won't remember it.
Call her moon child
GenderDo you carry condoms and lube with you all the time?
>>33939576MNoWhen would I use them?
>>33939576MaleNoI've only needed a condom twice and both times she had one.
>>33939576MI do, but I rarely use them. Most girls have their own.
>>33939559It’s not jannies it’s the jeet spammer reporting every post because he can’t have sex
>>33939565Fuck off garlic breath
>>33939576plap
>>33939579Do you actually fuck raw the girls you see for a few minutes max? I would if I were on PrEP, maybe, but I don't want to catch fucking AIDS, lol.
Should I learn French to hook up with French and French Canadian girls?
>>33938745F. Depends on context. I don't mind if you're just joking around and using it in private. I use a lot of these words with friends myself. But if we're in public, or if it's being used in a particularly cruel way, then it'd be a turn off.
>>33939590What if he introduced you to his friends this way, like>here is my own cocksucker
>>33939586NTA but know you can’t catch AIDS from a girl unless you’re with some junkie whore
>>33939576Fno.>>33939583fuck u, curl up and suck urself off again ≽^•⩊•^≼
>>33939601Garlic and fish sauce stinky girl
>>33939484>I never had a family because she raised me alone. I have no fucking idea what a family is or why I need one.I, F, am in a sort of similar boat, though not exactly. I want marriage and children, but since I was raised without a father figure, I worry I'll struggle with a nuclear family. Like, I didn't have a dad, nor did I really want one, so I don't quite understand the father's role in the family and I worry I'll end up pushing away/isolating my future husband because of that. Especially if we have biological children, I'm worried that pregnancy + delivery will make me view the children as mine more than ours, which I know would be incredibly unfair to him. It almost feels like I have to choose either marriage or children, but not both, because marriage + children feels incompatible in my mind. I wanna hope that all these feelings will disappear if/when I meet the right person, but idk. I hope if nothing else, I'm able to repress them enough that no one notices them.
>>33939599>junkie whoreAre we going to pretend everyone doesn't go to the club to find an easy girl for sex? How should I know her background? I'm not a profiler, lol.
>>33939595Kek. Honestly given my fetishes, I likely wouldn't mind so long as he kept it to his friends. Would probably turn me on if anything.
>>33939604>Are we going to pretend everyone doesn't go to the club to find an easy girl for sex?I don’t because I have fucking standards
>>33939586>>33939604I don't go to the club. The only women I've had sex with were more of a FWB situation.
>>33939233Put very nicely, thank you anon. I only understood this after playing otome games and reading manhwa.
>>33939603You should explore these feelings and the trauma it caused before you meet that special someone.
>>33938617no, NO.>>33938338i only see the cute baby bat eating a banana>>33938195not really.
>>33938195What's the point? She will find out eventually.
>>33939603You're already doing better than me. I'm far past triple digits, and I've never had a real girlfriend.
>>33939603Just trust your biology to rewire correctly when given the correct stimulus.
>>33939618I don't think it's trauma so much as "this thing that everyone else views as normal isn't normal to me, so I don't get how it works." There's no trauma in my childhood, at least none related to fathers or the lack thereof. I was perfectly content without a dad. But yeah, I'd probably try and talk to someone before getting married at least, because I'd hate to isolate someone I'd hopefully love. >>33939628Triple digits? In what, body count? I've also never had a real partner, but I'm also a virgin. So I'm just all around inexperienced.
>>33939630>Just trust your biology to rewire correctly when given the correct stimulus.That's the thing though, I worry my biology will do the opposite. I worry I'll get pregnant and be like "my child! I grew them, not you!" especially with all the pregnancy hormones and brain rewiring and stuff.
I am getting fatter
>>33939637fatty
>>33939639what the f
>>33939637I am also getting fatter.
Men who can't make sourdough bread are worthless
>>33939641what the fat
https://voca.ro/1bQxLbu1w9h9
>>33939643Because you can't make sourdough bread?
>>33939647why are you even here on a friday night
>>33939631>this thing that everyone else views as normal isn't normal to me, so I don't get how it worksYeah, same here, but a little deeper because I feel no desire for it.>Triple digits? In what, body count?Yes.>I'm also a virgin. So I'm just all around inexperienced.It makes you so cute.
>>33939649N-no...
>>33938973by that logic literally everything is a choice fucking idiot
>>33938982i play the most forgiving gacha game reverse 1999 and i only play the story i dont really give a fuck about the gacha. i can play endgame content just fine as a f2p player
>>33939654Aww... we can figure it out together.
>>33939576No.
I think I will learn how to make sour sour bread this weekend.
>>33939650why not
>>33939668Good show, Anon.
>>33939637I am getting thinner... again.
>>33939643He'd probably be scared if I made sourdough bread.Or did a mortal kombat finisher on a 30lb turkey.
>>33939668aw, sweet!
I love foidh8moid but I'm scared to tell her.
>>33939678No no, he said sour.
>>33939668Enjoy giving yourself botulism
>>33939680You just did, bingus.
>>33939684Son of a bitch, I use gioyc and I thought I posted it there.This is why I need to read before I post so I know it's the correct thread.
>>33939602This is literally my only ick regarding asian girls holy shit they will eat anything and EVERYTHING
Is it shallow to want a woman that doesn't weigh more than me?
>>33939685>/gioyc/
>>33939689How much do you weigh? Do bigger women scare you? Were you raped as a child?
>>33939691Around 150 lbs, no, no
>>33939443the issue is that when women talk about the 'quality' of men they're talking about his social viability, his money, his career, his attitude towards women (obsequiousness usually)... these people are good on paper but in reality they're short-sighted sycophants who don't have any character, can't understand complex emotions, are used to getting their way in life etc.not getting your way in life just inherently makes you seek out deeper meaning and changes your perspective in a way that women usually hate. women hate deviated truths and the people who speak them. women hate people who challenge the status quo or peddle inconvenient truths because these are inherently antisocial traits and women are all about the socialite life, and no, just because you schlick to yaoi doesn't make you the exception since female degeneracy has been normalized for a while now. point is, all women even the 'degenerate' ones love and worship capital and material success, social success, and everything that brings profit and fortune and good vibes. they surround themselves with shallow everydayness and the fixtures of a totally beneficient life while shunning the real meat and potatoes of life, the suffering, the sorrow, the downtrodden, the obscure, the defiant, the ones who are 'on the wrong side' of history, who are the only people worth a shit in the end. and most of the people saying they hate women itt would make a better bf than some careerist faggot.
>>33939690How the fuck are you bypassing filters?
>>33939692I mean it's your personal preference. Just don't date women taller than you, I guess?
>Mario is at least a foot taller than Peach and she still won't date himGrim. Women, why are you like this?
>>33939695Good morning bloody bastard shitter jeet
>>33939008same
>>33939695Have you tried redeeming it saar?
Poo in it dalit shit skin slave caste untouchable
>>33939576MThe one time I ever carried a condom on me it fucking fell out in the elevator and I had an embarrassing interaction because of it.
>>33939689MNo, I don’t think so.
>>33939671Social anxiety fags unite
>>33939689It depends
Is foidh8moid supposed to be a misandrist?
>>33939713I think (s)he's underage.
If you know the difference between how Pepsi and Coke taste, you are fat.
>>33939713All women are misandrists.
>>33939689That's like a woman asking if it's shallow of her to want a guy who isn't shorter than her
>>33939443>Is she right tho?you know what's a really useful tool for convincing ppl you're right about something? explanations.
>>33939715ESL non white cope
>>33939707>and I had an embarrassing interaction because of it.You should have given them a wink and left the at that.
>>33939698>>33939712I guess I should've said a worse BMI
>>33939723BMI isn't a good metric either since it only accounts for height and no other measurements.
>>33939556>women when they realize they've never been in an abusive relationship with an incel
>>33939715Autism nontaster eating disorderI bet you'd never drink kombucha.
>>33939723You can just say you like flat women too. Same thing. Boobs and ass are weight too.
>>33939556Wait a second. Who the fuck gives their parents anniversary gifts?
GenderWhat are you guys doing tonight?
>>33939733I'm okay with flat desu
>>33939737You don't sound too sure about that.
>>33939735My grandparents died the year of their 69th anniversary
Girls, do you use cute keychains with little trinkets for your keys, or boring utilitarian keyrings like men?
>>33939739Sorry for your loss, but nice.
>>33939740I have a boring utilitarian key ring because my starter is sensitive.
>>33939739How old were they?
>>33939743Grandfather 93, grandmother 871942-2011
>>33939716Even trans women?
>>33939739>if I get married this year my 69th anniversary (literally impossible) would be at age 101I really, really shouldn't have done that math.
>>33939736Drugs
Men, is it lewd to wear tight fitting clothing even if it covers everything up?
>>33939746Don't worry, in the modern world, you'd be divorced in 5 years, max, anyway.
>>33939749Eh if you've got big naturals you will just look silly trying to hide them
>>33939736Playing games with my gf.
>>33939738How?
>>33939746I know normies are completely ignorant about the concept that medical care and lifespans increase over time, but reaching the late 90s is already getting surprisingly common for the rich. But yeah, sure, reaching 101 will be as rare in almost the 22nd century as it is today.
>>33939712God i want to keep her chained in my bedroom for reproductive purposes
>>33939756That is true. People misconstrue that we're elongating people's lives at the elderly stage, but love to ignore that 30-year-olds look like 20-year-olds compared to what they did in every sitcom in the 20th century
>>33939748Nice. I'm having a drink myself.>>33939753What are you guys playing?
>>33939736F. Got a late night invite to get some dick. About to take a quick shower but need to wait for the prepoo.
Is it shallow to want a man that weighs more than me even tho I'm a fatty?
What’s a negative quality in someone that you wouldn’t consider an immediate dealbreaker -or a dealbreaker at all- that you’d still try to fix, or hope changes, if you got into a relationship? State gender
>>33939765No, but losing weight will help your endeavor.
>>33939736MWorking, watching my buddy do the no death no bonfire Dark Souls 2 challenge
>>33939736FWishing I was playing video games, but instead packing my backpack and going to bed early for japanese class in the morning.
>>33939736MCatching up on schoolwork, then leveling more alts in Legion Remix
>>33939766MLack of hobbies. A lot of women I have talked to say they don't do anything but watch Netflix or scroll on their phones. I wouldn't mind trying out new stuff things with them to get us both out of the house.But trying to "fix" your partner is complicated. On one end, it's controlling. On the other, you can't really "fix" someone unless they make the effort themselves. I think trying to fix someone for yourself is a meme.
>>33939680kicking my feetwhy are you scared though ?>>33939681d'oh!>>33939684lol
>>33939769Holy based. What build are they running?>>33939771At least you're putting in the effort for a reason. What are your end goals after you pass your class?>>33939773Never heard of legion remix desu...
>>33939778He was doing hexes and miracles, but Velstadt just crushed him, gg
>>33939780Lmao.
>>33939775>d'oh!Yes, sourd'oh, now you're getting it!
>>33939775Because it's embarrassing to admit that, being we don't know each other. And I don't want you to think I'm some pathetic loser who should die.
Women are evil, I think I should go get one pregnant.
How do i date arthoes when i think art is gay and doesnt make any money? Thats like 70% of women.
>>33939766MBeing too neurotic
>>33939787Develop taste
>>33939787Why are you worried about art making money
how do i become more masculine and outgoing instead of timid and submissive so women like me more
>>33939766She swears like a sailor. I don't like when girls swear, but for some reason I like girls who swear.
>>33939793Women love timid and submissive men. Just be yourself.
>>33939799No they don't.
I look forward to being the dad who stepped up
halfway into this beef bowl i realized i was only eating the rice
>>33939807That's the kind of statement that could be mistaken for metaphorical wisdom
>>33939799It’s the exact opposite. Those characteristics got me friendzoned. They also tend to correlate with being a doormat which is also bad.
>>33939810You don't believe that.
>>33939778>What are your end goals after you pass your class?I wanna reach a point where I can consume Japanese content without translations. A lot of translation choices piss me off, so instead of being one of those people who just whine about something that'll never change, I wanna actually take the incentive to just consume the original content instead. Y'know how people will say shit like "well if you hate it so much, don't watch/read/play it"? Yeah. If I hate a translation so much, I want to be able to put my money where my mouth is and go consoom the original instead.I can more or less get through kids shows, and am currently playing a kids game in japanese (with an online dictionary and the official english script on standby when I get stuck), but I still have a long ways to go. IDK if this class will get me there, as it's kind of at a lower level than I am (though my skills are all over the place due to informal learning through exposure and random studies here and there, so while I'm at a higher skill level in most areas, there are some times where the class genuinely teaches me something new). But even though it's a lower level than I'd like, it's the only option in the area, and I like having a chance to get out of the house once a week to practice speaking the language and actually interact with other people (I'm more or less a NEET otherwise).
>>33939805I don't.
I’m very glad I started reading these.
>>33939835Have you learned anything interesting
>women read books while listening to musicactually vile creatures
women,how do you feel about going on a mcdonalds date?The food tastes good, its open late, and its kind of comfy to eat in.
>>33939840F. I'd be down but I'm also a fatass who probably owes at least 50 pounds to the big mac.
>>33939839They never read anything of substance anyway.
>>33939839You can listen to slow or droning instrumental music while reading but anything with lyrics is a huge red flag
What goes on in taiwan?
>>33939853Chinese Taipei stuff
>>33939799Terrible disinfoNothing dries pussy more than a silent guy who keeps to himselfEvery woman wants a low inhibition loud chadNO EXCEPTIONS
>>33939787I don't think you like genuine arthoes. You just like women that dress weird on purpose.
State gender. How do you feel about using lab grown diamonds for engagement rings instead of natural diamonds?
>>33939840*shrug*
>>33939860Doesnt matter to me because I will never have that problemBesides i heard diamonds that are synthetically made are just as good, its just artificial price manipulationTldr women are reason world is evil
>>33939858I met a low inhibition loud chad tonight, he was nice
>>33939860*shrug*
>>33939860the price of natural comes from the risk of fucking up a rare stone that took billions of years to grow. you don't have to worry about that with lab grown
>>33939864Why are you blaming women and not the diamond companies?
>>33939799in my experience, this has not been the case. I need to be someone different. being me isnt working
>>33939860Diamonds have been nouveau riche since 1922. Nobody cares.
>>33939868Because its the women who care if diamond is artificial, not the companies.
>>33939877>not the companies.De Beers definitely cares
>>33939879Demand creates price.
>>33939880But men are the ones in the loneliness epidemic creating demand for marriage...
>>33939882This is genuinely one of your worst takes thus far, there's still time to delete it.A man wouldnt be able to tell difference between synthetic or mined, and if he knew they are identical but for 1/10 of the price he would never pay extra.Meanwhile I wouldn't be surprised if the "natural totally real diamond" companies werent selling lab grown ones at a markup Lmao >Its the lonely broke men who cant even get a date who create demand for expensive jewellery Right... Makes total sense
>>33939863>>33939866Shrug night?
Chud night.Gonna jerk off to memory of the hot girl i spoke with yesterday.She had nice face and perfect toned butt.
When a woman has exactly everything I want I hope she dies
How real are your memories?
>>33939894This is why women avoid men.
>>33939899Dont you worry, i never had a chance either way.She was very pleasant.
>>33939887Just about every male I know owns a diamond tester.
World would be a better place if every chud had a mid gf with big ass and small waist.
>>33939903>Diamond tester>Where lab grown diamonds are chemically and structurally same to natural onesRight
>>33939904>the world would be a better place if it were good
>>33939906You're also forgetting that most men are proud to bait and switch their own wives as well with the ever popular cubic zirconia and glass. You guys eat that shit up because men want to jerk off to knowing that you cucked your wife out of money.
