Ask The Opposite Gender Anything
>>33941928First for flat chests
My fucking wife dinged the side view mirror on a mail truck today. What the fuck we’ve had this car less than six months.Women why the fuck can’t you drive?
>>33941947Maybe it's just your wife who sucksNot all women
I'm horny!
I fucking hate women.
Why do women find Andrew so attractive and vice versa for men and Ashley?
I fucking hate being a short guy so fucking much. This shit has no upsides, only downsides
>>33941928So I went on a date with a girl who claims she's looking for something casual and just wants to hang out with someone few times a month. She told me she likes talking to guys because it feels different than talking to girls, touched me a lot, but didn't want to come over to my place. Tomorrow I'll try to set up a second date, but if she's somehow really looking just for a dude to talk to I'll be slightly peeved.
>>33941971My condolences bro. Im ugly and a khhv but im tall and it is still preferable to being an attractive short dude. I have a friend who is attractive and short and the way I've seen him treated by complete strangers is just brutal.
>>33941976>who claims she's looking for something casualGTFO whores are not worth your time.
>>33941971I'm not tall myself and I'm getting regular dates, had GFs. None of us are total packages
>>33941980Finally someone who isn't going to lie to me ITTI consider killing myself everyday because my height makes my existence a joke
>>33941984That's the thing, she seems bit weird, there's a chance she's really looking for gay friend but hetero
>>33941987Height?
Ladies, which is your preference: DPorDVPWhy?
>>339420025'7''
>>33941987You're probably taller than me and don't have autism to boot.
>>33941928Women preferring Blade Runner 2049 more than boys actually makes sense becasue the plot had no reason to be extremely feminized bias
It's been 5 days since she said she does want a second date and I haven't texted her back. I don't know why I have such little motivation. I feel lonely most of the time but when I have chances to get close to women I kinda just withdraw sometimes, but I'm going to try to force it this time. Anyways, should I ask her to go minigolfing or would that be retarded?
>>33942007You are 2 inches taller than me which makes all the difference so I don't care
Dad said he loves me but he would be just as happy with never seeing me again because parents raise their children to fly from the nest and never come back. He said he doesn’t even want me to live in the same city as him or visit him he is older. What do I make of this?
Do you like the outdoors?
>>33942017>5 daysYou're more than likely done
>>33941991Dwarfmaxx if you havent already and just live life the best you can man. Ik you've probably heard those exact words already but it really is true. Nothing you can change, so just make the best of your time while you're here.
What are some specific things that a girl who says she likes being sexually degraded would probably enjoy?
>>33942025>No hiking gf to give piggyback rides to when she gets tiredWhy live?
>>33941947>husband dinged the side view mirror a few months ago>I bought a new one and changed it with my dad while he was at work the following day without even telling him anythingGit good.
>>33942024Find a better dad lmao
>>33942041Peak male fantasy btw
>>33941971It's helpful if you do gymnastics, and there are, in fact, women who prefer short men. They're super rare, but they exist. But yes, life would absolutely be easier on you if you were taller.
>>33942025F. I do. Hiking was a big motivation for me to get in good shape.
>>33942041>>33942059Now kiss
>>33942025MYes, and I want to go hiking with a girl I just met real bad.
>>33942047>carrying dead weight back down a mountain Speak for yourself retard, the peak male fantasy is holding off a perusing force while your loved ones escape
>>33941971Gentle reminder
>>33942067He's right y'know
How to deal with female loneliness? Lonely men at least have their “bros” , women have no one
>>33942072All of those are men lmao
Shit bait.
>>33942030I fucking hate having a beard, I prefer to be clean shaven. I'm going to be miserable until I die. >>33942053>there are, in fact, women who prefer short men. They're super rare, but they exist.They're so rare they may as well not exist. I've never seen them before, I'm not convinced these mythical women you talk about that like short men are real.And yeah, everything in my life would be better if I was taller
Scared of having a son because what if he ends up like male anons who would love Stacy more than their mothers
>>33942081I get where you're coming from, women are terrible friends lol, but I guarantee you could get bf within a day just from asking out random dudes in public.
>>33942096Most men don’t like women, they just want a warm hole to fuck
>>33942091>I fucking hate having a beardUh.... why? And I also meant getting jacked.
>>33942105This is also true. But like you said, there's some who actually just want a romantic partner. As a guy, i've noticed its usually idiots and midwits who just want sex so maybe look for bf in a library? Idk.
>>33942085Good morning saar!
>>33942106It's itchy and it doesn't look good on me.I don't see a point in getting jacked when guys like in this vid >>33942072 still get brutalized so why even try or care about being muscular?
Do you think most men finger their anus when no ones watching? >>33933606
>>33942135Those people are hiding behind a screen and wouldnt dare say that shit to his face irl lol. Ik height and face arent a 1:1 comparison, but as a tall ugly dude I noticed I was way more respected by dudes and women alike after I went from skinny to jacked. My physique is comparable to the dude in the vid, maybe a little more lean.
>>33942135That pretty much summarizes the meme, short people getting jacked just make them look even shorter but we don't tell them becasue it's funny lol
>>33942135Forgot to respond to the beard but I find that hard to believe it doesnt look good on you. 99/100 dudes look better with a beard, as long as you can grow it fully. If its still patchy, then nvm.
>>33942091>I fucking hate having a beardTransition then faggot you're not worthy to be a male
>>33942140I tried it a couple times and managed to cum without touching my dick but never again
>>33942153>Those people are hiding behind a screen and wouldnt dare say that shit to his face irl lol.No, they would>>33942165It's got bald spots so no I'm not doing it
>>33941928I honestly prefer ghosting to corporate style "I don't think you're the person I'm looking for, best of luck in your search!"
>>33942167wow you must feel like such a man because you let hair grow from your face, truly phenomenal
Femanons, what kind of guys do Tomboys like?
>>33942187My mom is the biggest tomboy I know and my dad is a very sensitive and silly big beefy dude.
>>33942140>men finger their anusI have been doing it while jerking my cock since I was 12 years old.
>>33942009>Women preferring Blade Runner 2049 more than boysExcept they don't
>>33942187You dont need a femanon to tell you that the answer is attractive men
wow, women have dogshit movie preferences. Harry potter is the most normie NPC slop. I can't believe I have to share a planet with these retards.
>>33942187Women.
Men have declared spiritual jihad on women and it shows as they slowly begin to lose it. This is it anons, the real gender war has begun, not the fake one with countless pronouns that is being shilled everywhere in the media, but the real gender war between man and woman.Women are about to learn a harsh lesson.Don't talk to women, don't help them, don't ask them out, don't have dating apps, don't interact with them. If a woman approaches you be nice and respectful but do not flirt or overtly joke, treat them as an equal man and then leave after the reason for the conversation is over. If a girl comes up to you and flirts kindly turn her down, if she asks you out suddenly say no thank you, don't make up a reason she only has agency because of some external reason not because she likes you. Be vague when talking about your life or weekend plans, anything you do or do with them like hooking up will be picked apart and analyzed by her and her online friends. You are a traitor and not helping anyone if you fall for their tricks.If men can't display a modicum of power over society, this world and women, then I guess they don't hold much power at all.
How do I get over the hot flat chick with nice ass, tattoos, navel piercings and a nose ring? I wanna kms everytime she posts about her boyfriend
>>33942220have you ever heard of vigilante justice?
>>33941928>that imagelies and fake news.Aint no way in hell BR 2049 only has a difference of 266
womenwhy don't you lift?
How can a man love a woman who isn't his ideal in every single way?Doesn't it bother and annoy you if she is imperfect?
>>33942226It bores me so much.
>>33942227>How can a man love a woman who isn't his ideal in every single way?Because I love her.>Doesn't it bother and annoy you if she is imperfect?No.
>>33942183Woah settle down there little guy
>>33942227No, we can live with imperfection because we're not women It's women that hate imperfect men
>>33942009learn to read, brown man
>>33942227No, that would be hypocritical of me. I’m far from perfect and couldn’t possibly be the completely perfect man for any woman.I care much more about whether or not I and a woman could grow together, support each other’s goals and fulfill each other’s needs.
>>33942224But why, she let me smash but I wasn't good enough for ltr
>>33942226>women already don't act or dress feminine anymore>and you want them to fucking liftWhat the FUCK is wrong with you?
>>33942196Thanks for the real answer.
>>33942227I spent years literally and unironically obsessing over fictionalized depictions of women until I finally gave up my grip on fantasies and just gave real people a chance. And it was a good thing too, obvious cringe nature of that behavior aside - it also just leads you to infinite longing and unfulfillment.
Which fast food joint has the best ice cream?
>>33942231Fuck off, jeet faggot
>>33942241Braum’s.
>>33942009Saar can't read.Also>becasueLmao
>>33942231What's with the poorfag clothes?
>>33942227her imperfections make her perfect
>>33942237Girls like that are sluts, anon.
>>33942249Well fuck me for falling for a slut...
>>33942064Sus
>>33942224did someone say vagina juice?
>>33942241A&W
>>33942250You'll get over her.
>>33942252I know, which is why I won’t ask her out to do that with me for at least another few months
What weirder, dating someone with the same name as your sibling, or dating someone with the same name as your parent?Are either ok?
>>33942255I'll never meet someone as hot, young or as rich as her
>>33942091>I've never seen them before, I'm not convinced these mythical women you talk about that like short men are real.I genuinely don't think they're real. I've never seen proof of it.
>>33941970Women like Andy? He seems like too much of a pushover.
>>33942091>mythical women that like short men are real.I like shorter men but I don't talk about it often because men give me a ton of shit every time
>>33942258It would probably be much weirder for me if she had my sister’s name than my mom’s name, because I know my sister as [REDACTED] and my mom as Mom.I doubt I could be very attracted to a woman named [REDACTED], especially if she was a brunette. It would be too weird for me.
>>33942259Easy, sourpuss.
>>33942266>men give me a ton of shit every timeEven irl?
>>33942091My dad’s oldest friend stands about 5’5”, and he’s been married to a woman who’s around 5’10” for something like 30 years now.His low center of gravity made him a pretty good wrestler in high school and college.
I ghosted a girl for just a week and now she doesn't want to talk to me. Like, I just wasn't in the mood to talk to her, what did I even do wrong? It's only been a week.
>>33942266>I like shorter menYou like guys shorter than you? Doesn't that go against all known laws of female biology? It shouldn't be possible for a woman to be wet when they see a guy shorter than they are.
>women tell me that I'm peggable>don't want to get pegged but do want to fuck them very hardhow do i turn this into a W chat
>>33942274Can you stop being such a faggot pls
What would the world look like if women loved men as much as men love women?
>>33942271Yeah yeah, everyone seems to fucking know that one short dude who gets women but I don't buy it
>>33942257
>>33942269I don't get it
I miss making her laugh.Her laughter could heal a sick man.And I hated when she was sad.
>>33942280Stop catastrophizing
>>33942276It would be a world without love
>women tell me that they want me to fuck them very hard>don't want to fuck them very hard I want to get peggedhow do i turn this into a W chat
>>33942279There are no implications here! I really just want a lady to go hiking with me. I’ve only dated lazy women so far.
I never want to shake hands with a moid, knowing they probably jorked their peanits less than 24 hours ago
>>33942053>>33942091>>33942261We definitely exist. I'm a nutjob and I fetishize men equal to or below 5'4" to a weird extent, but I am a woman and am alive.My boyfriend is smaller than me in all ways and I romance him and spoil him endlessly. One thing I will say is that none of the short guys I pursued prior to him were comfortable with my preference, but my bf embraces it. So you need to be open to receiving the love, too.
>>33942285Can you start being more of a faggot pls
>>33942284Retard, love doesn't exist in the first place
Reminder that there are moids who would prefer to be alone, posting IN THIS THREAD instead of breeding brown girls
>>33942025MYeah, I like to go hiking in the rainforests near me.
>>33942275i have zero homosexual tendencies, if I could identify what is making women think I like getting fucked in the ass I would focus in on that and rid it from existence but alas>>33942285>>33942293ebin 4 the win /b/ros reddit gold thank u kind strangers
>>33942292So you're a domme?
>>33942298It might have something to do with how you act and dress and look gay
>>33942295I love brown girls. But they all want white men, not me
>>33942277Notice how every single time a short guy talks about his issues with women, people chime in with "I know a short guy who gets laid", yet somehow we never hear a short guy chime in with "I'm short and I get laid"
>>33942261While I wouldn't say I have a preference for short guys, I also don't give much of a fuck about height. I lost my virginity to a 5'6" guy.
>>33942303>>33941987
>>33942301i dont dress or act gay, if anything sometimes I talk exaggeratedly loud when bantering with people, but that is hardly homosexual
>>33942091>I fucking hate having a beard, I prefer to be clean shaven. I'm going to be miserable until I die. Strange shits been going on with me. It's like as soon as I hit 30, my facial hair started growing at an extreme rate and now I'm having to shave pretty much daily. I'm wondering if it's a testosterone thing since I'm having sex pretty regularly with my new girlfriend.
Would going to community college specifically be that stupid if my primary goal is to meet people? I have no friends, no relationships, and I’m not on good terms with my family. I really wish I had just made more friends during my undergrad but I only had like a year to do that. I’m pretty sure community college is like $600 here and I could probably waive a lot of the fees if I pretend to be poor
>>33942277>>33942303Have you considered that it might be your Napoleon complex that women find unattractive and not your height
>>33942295i dont want to breed brown girls. I want to worship a domineering, cold and manipulative woman that treats my love entirely as a transaction for good behavior. I will settle for nothing less
>>33942292I'm not ever going to hold out hope of finding a unicorn. It's not that I'm not open to it, I just refuse to think you're real
>>33942302I know some Indian girls who are bbc enthusiasts
>>33942295Why are brown x white relationships being pushed so hard in western media?
>>33942292What do you mean by fetishizing them? I'm a 5'4" guy married to a woman who's specifically into short men (her ex was my height as well), but she's borderline asexual.
>>33942314>bbcI'm only 5 inches
>>33942295You can't have white babies with brown women
>>33942303truth nuke>>33942310theyre going to look at your income statements, how are you going to pretend to be poor anon lol>>33942315i think brown women are more accepting and tolerant of imperfects that men have, they also have familial desires which align with a large group of white men.
>>33942315If the jews get me a brown tomboy gf I'll stop making jew jokes
>>33942292>tfw 5'8">too short to be the average preference (which ironically is for someone above average), too tall tall to be her fetishIt could be worse, sure, but it's an entirely mid feeling. Not great. Not terrible.
>>33942321Speaking from experience:>i think brown women are more accepting and tolerant of imperfects that men have,LOL>they also have familial desires which align with a large group of white menLMFAOOOO
>>33942315WMLF is the most common interracial pair and generally you have to run a mixed couple to maximize your audience pull
>>33942303People who get laid don't typically browse incel central dot org
>>33942303>yet somehow we never hear a short guy chime in with "I'm short and I get laid"I'm a moid and I know guys shorter than me who have better game and high body counts
>>33942326>WMLF is the most common interracial pairReally? That's awesome. If love a latinx gf
>>33942325>Speaking from experience:>oh i get it, u have none LMAFAO xdrekt virgin i heere u likey da mudkipz l0000L firin meh lazur
>>33942295>was with a brown girl (jeeta)>she didn't want to have her own kids because they'd be socially ruined from being jeets>hated her own parents for being lunatics that did that "you must be A+ scientist" whatever shit jeet parents do>her plan instead was for my sperm to be used on a white surrogateEnjoyable as it all sounded and the sex was incredible, I really wanted to breed my own partner and be there for the whole process, so we broke up a while later.
I hope all Vittorio Emanueles get their Elena of Montenegro
>>33942238She still seems pretty feminine to me
>>33942326Thats not true. I think WMAF and BMLF is way more common irl than WMLF
>>33942310>going to college to get laidIshygddt
>>33942335You're wrong, he's right.
>>33942326Booba
>>33942328Thank you for proving my point anon.lmao>>33942335incorrect
>>33942332I have a fantasy for cuckqueening but it's only that, a fantasy. Because realistically that wouldn't be a healthy environment for children.
>>33942333She looks miserable lol
>>33942339Sampling bias
>>33942303I'm 5'9 and get laid pretty regularly.>"but thats not short!"And yet the under 6' is manlet meme persists. Pick a lane, faggots.
GenderAgree?
>>33942335Look it up
>>33942335just look at the racial demographics of the US and you'll know that WMLF and LMWF are the most common interracial pairings by sheer random stats, also the fact that many latinos are white-passing.>>33942339>Thank you for proving my point anon.my brother is still married and I am not, anon.
>>33942335Here's the stats, btw.
>>33942344I don't think a tall woman would like me
>>33942295Not me but there are no brown girls in my area
>>33942326I would pump her full of children
>>33942344MTall women HATE short men. Wish we would stop pretending that tall women are as undesirable as short men
>>33942340Not at all. I also wondered how the racial thing or grandparents thing would've gone, they wouldn't understand why their mother is brown.>>33942344A womans height has honestly never even entered my mind, unless they seem unusually tall, but even then I just assume they're not interested in anyone shorter than they are.
>>33942344I don't really have a height preference for girls, it literally does not matter to me whether they are 4 foot tall or 7 foot tall.
>>33942352This
It's so painfully easy to keep a man happy that whenever I see a woman get cheated on I just think to myself "Wow, she is really that unpleasant, huh?". Remember ladies, balls emptied + stomach filled = a happy man.
>>33942352>Tall women HATE short men.that's a skill issue on your part
>>33942340You want your bf to knock someone else up?
>>33942352>Tall women HATE short menI sadly suspect this is true
>>33942344MI'm fucking 5'5" why would I even try asking out a tall woman?
>>33942360MTrue.
>>33942360Men cheat on you anyway lol
Everyone keeps talking about height but why do both genders keep rejecting people for their weight? It's literally one of the few things you can change about your appearance
>>33942360MThere are problems in relationships that are more than just an unsucked dick
>>33942365Btw there's a 5'5" manon in atoga with a tall wife
I think people who respond "Some do, some don't" to any question should be crucified. Agree?
>>33942295haha got me there
>>33942360Not me. I need a variety of pussy to be happy.
>>33942372I just refuse to believe that at all. Complete bullshit
>>33942360>balls emptied + stomach filled = a happy manWhat a shallow and boring way of living. If that's all I have in a relationship, I'm out. That's the same as having an escort that you take to dinner.
>>33942370An unwillingness to take care of yourself is sad and unsightly.
>>33942379Sour grapes
>>33942373No, I think people who overgeneralize should be defenestrated
>>33942353>I just assume they're not interested in anyone shorter than they areSome are. They'd be like, sorry, I'm 6'1", so... ahem... I want someone to be taller than me. But with others, it still works. Also, I would love to have a 6'4" girlfriend. Giant slaying is my kink.
>>33942360I read shit like this and feel like im going insane. Am I just a whiny faggot that watched too many movies and stories with thickly laid romance plots? Did I not get hugged enough growing up or something? Do I have too much estrogen? I really don't get it.
>>33942331Would you believe me if I told you that I saw that deviantart comment in the wild before it was a meme
>>33942300I'd say more gentle domme. We're both happy with what we have.>>33942313Well I can't say women who have a preference are common, so I understand. But many are more open than you'd think.It does suck to not be someone's first choice in everything, I sympathize as a small chested woman. But they can love you regardless.I just want you to know we're out here so you don't feel super doomed.>>33942316Well we're both very sexual, I don't know how to describe it aside from I just obsess over it and have aggressively chased small men my whole life. My bf's size alone is just so hot to me. I love standing next to him and noticing the size disparity. I like being able to lift and hold him. I like how he can wear my jackets and some are even baggy on him. I love how small his wrists are, especially contrasted with his hand size because he's still a grown man. I enjoy being able to cradle him perfectly in my arms.It's cute and hot, so I'm all over him constantly. His very existence is a bit more vulnerable than other men and it drives me crazy.Anyway I think libido is separate from tastes alone. If I were less sexual I'd still like my bf aesthetically but in a less horny way. Is she on birth control or psych meds? Or is she just like that?
>>33942382No, it's not sour grapes. I just refuse to believe bullshit when I hear it.It sounds like it's bait to make me actually go talk to women so I can get humiliated for thinking I had a chance
>>33942360Hope you die miserable and alone
>>33942365how many times does this have to be postedThe ideal height gap for the majority of women is 8" taller. The ideal height gap for the majority of men is 4" shorter. Womanlets fawn over all tall men, and men prefer a woman shorter their desired height gap over a woman taller than their desired height gap. So 4'10-5'3" chicks take up all the 6' men and the 5'10"+ women are left to either hope to find a 6'3" guy who isn't dating a womanlet or to date a man shorter than her, but the majority of short men refuse to date a woman taller than themselves.tl;dr tall women have fewer options so they end up dating shorter guys on average
>>33942357why do i keep seeing this image posted. at this point, all that text is probably a copypasta.
>>33942384The issue is they're pretty insecure about their height, because they stand apart from other women so much and will have a much smaller dating pool (mostly because of social stigma where the man is meant to be the tallest one). It sounds bizarre but tall women in my experience have been extremely shy and uncomfortable with themselves, it's pretty sad.
Femanons, do you like tummy kisses?
>>33941928How do I flirt with my female coworker, if i'm unsure how she might feel about it and how do I touch her without being too pervy.
>>33942387>Would you believe me"The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."
>>339423065'7" is not short, it's not particularly tall but it's not short short, come on.>>33942311I'm not short myself, I'm just observant enough to see what's happening. You don't understand the Napoleon complex either because you're mixing up cause and effect too. The reason short men have a Napoleon complex is because their short stature makes them unappealing. That's not my opinion, that's the definition of a Napoleon complex. To say that their Napoleon complex drives women away is backward - people rejecting short men is what creates the Napoleon complex.>>33942327I'm not talking about /atoga/ specifically, I've seen the exact same thing happen on twitter, reddit and youtube numerous time.>>33942328You literally did the meme I just pointed out, at you stupid?>>33942343The under 6' meme exists because of vapid women on social media/dating apps who want the 666 guys, but that's obviously a short amount of women. Among normal women, 5'9 is still taller than them, so while it's not going to create attraction based off height, it's not going to be unattractive either. Guys who are 5'2 (shorter than an average teenage girl) are obviously playing a completely different game.Something that nobody mentions either is that most of the actually short guys who are dating have a girlfriend/wife that's as small or even smaller than them; that's not inherently bad, but when you're below average height and your best choice is a girl who's also below average height, it means you're searching into a much smaller proportion of the population than other men, and below average height women are not restricting themselves the way those men are since plenty of taller men is willing to date a short girls.
>>33942381Ngl, after I lost weight and started getting attention I felt pretty disgusted. It felt shallow and gross.
>>33942398>You literally did the meme I just pointed out, at you stupid?yeah, and has the meme gotten me laid for being taller than my short friend?
>>33942395>how do I touch her without being too pervy.why do you need to touch her you creep
>We do not think about penises that muchAre women even straight?? i think about vaginas and tits all the time
>>33942394maybe.>>33942276worldwide orgy>>33942025Fi mean, who doesn't? it's really nice to be outdoors!
ITT:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12zSSfHN2o0
>>33942391>the majority of short men refuse to date a woman taller than themselves.No, I think they just don't try with taller women. Women would rather be single than be with a sub optimal man anyway
>>33942404To see if she's into me
>>33942396It’s the truth doe. I was a /b/tard and /v/irgin who also spent a lot of time on deviantart
>>33942404He just said he's trying to flirt, can't you read?
>>33942388>Is she on birth control or psych meds? Or is she just like that?She's on birth control. She's adamant that it's not affecting her libido, though, and she gets mad if I bring it up. I've offered to use condoms so she could stop taking it, but she hates the feeling of condoms, so we're stuck.
>>33942405you're just a really horny bastard
Women, do you hate mankeeping?
>>33942406>who doesn't?I don't. It's gross and there are bugs.
>>33942401Being good looking is just what opens the door, the next part is being yourself. I've had some women get bored of me on the first date since my interests were autistic like photography and I was excited about my investment portfolio and the overall growth.Same has been true for me too, I've had strong physical attraction and then lost interest when the person was just not at all the personality that I'm attracted to.
>>33942395>>33942410How's her body language and behavior around you, compared to other male coworkers? If she treats you different you can try escalating but I'd start with something like bumping her shoulder when she gives an opinion you disagree with, nothing extreme.
I hope everyone’s having a good weekend :)
>>33941958why do you go itt whenever you're horny? just go pleasure yourself + low effort hornypost lol>>33941947you sound like you'd hit your wife
>>33942408>they just don't try with taller womenThey definitely don't, only two guys in my friend group will ask out a woman taller than them.>Women would rather be single than be with a sub optimal man anywayonly if they're entitled.
>>33942417And women not being horny kind of proves my point, no?
>>33942419well, i can see that aspect to it.
>>33942411honestly I believe you, I'm just having a bad weekend and kind of shitting up the thread and I do feel bad for it but it's helping me feel better too so I don't feel too bad. Can you post some of your art if you don't mind?
2 more months until I can participate in the booming hookup culture of central california
>>33942436What's happening in two months
>>33942428I'm bored, and masturbation barely takes the edge off.
>>33942431not being horny 24/7 is the average person, you are not the average person. my point is that you just think about vaginas and breasts a lot, compared to the average person.
I wish girls were taller than me, short kings can't appreciate their blessings
>>33942425gonna kms actually
>>33942441wow, i never thought you could talk normally! whenever you say "i'm horny!" you sound like a dumbass (no offence wwww)
>>33942434lol I’m not much of an artist. I just liked browsing fanart and finding wallpapers there.Here’s a goblin I drew for the thread the other day.
>>33942448I've replied normally in these threads several times now.
Admitting you're horny to a moid is like dipping your bleeding arm in a pool of sharks
>>33942452Thank god the moids here are repulsive
>>33941928>men are more individualistic>women are more collectivisticChat, do you agree?
>>33942430>only two guys in my friend group will ask out a woman taller than them.Hint: it has nothing to do with the guys height preferences.Short guys don't try with taller women because they know it's a wasted effort trying to get a taller girl so they don't tryShort guys know she will laugh if they try>only if they're entitled Women normally are
>>33942418Simps are so gross, and incels are too, btw. And femcels with femsimps.
>>33942452MThis is true. It's extremely rare for women to be horny, and the mere concept of a horny woman will have men sprinting in from miles away.
We can live in Harmony. That's the /atoga/ guarantee.....
>>33942418I have to do this with half my female coworkers.
>>33942440anon's giving birth>>33942451sorry!>>33942452men believe that there are no women on the internet
>>33942452Sexual interest tapers off as you get older. My co-worker was telling me all about her breast implants and was really trying to show the cleavage, but it didn't activate my monkey brain. They were nice as hell but I just don't care enough to go full chimp breeder mode anymore.
>>33942443>my point is that you just think about vaginas and breasts a lot, compared to the average personsorry for being attracted to women, i guess
>>33942444SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>33942452This is why JH is the only fun femanon. The rest of you are such cowards and prudes
>>33942469You get to lay your head on boobs without it being weird
Do any other men get super horny right after eating food? Every single time after I eat I just wanna nut then take a nice long nap.
>>33942468ah it's alright actually, just keep doing what you're doing
I'm at my horniest when I'm bored, to be quite honest.
>>33942473lol, no.Some of you guys itt have insane libidos.
>>33942471There are ONLY downsides to being short as a manThere is NOTHING positive about being a manlet
>>33942470My last hornypost was too much for atoga moids
>>33942470i didn't think atoga wasnt racist
>>33942440I will have received my 3rd and final dose of the HPV vaccination
>>33942474>just keep doing what you're doingNo, clearly women hate horny men
>>33942473My husband is like this lol
>>33942467This is why women in their dirty thirties belong with cute eager zoomer boys who get hard from someone looking their way and can go 6 times in a row.
>>33942478>too much for atoga moidsOh please. I'm old enough to remember that one femanon that was horny for blood.
>>33942478I've never seen your actual horny posts. You keep saying that you go so far you get temporarily banned over it, but you just talk about sex toys or sexual preferences at a high level.
>>33942457MIt's most likely true. I suspect the main reason femanons use 4chan is to break free from the monolith and learn how be more invidualistic and selfish like men. To embrace their animus, the inner moid.
Little brother brought his gf to his birthday party. My parents will NEVER shut the fuck up about it now.>you need a girlfriendFUCK OFF
>>33942424idk she kinda seems friendlier and more enthusiastic with me
>>33942483I can do that shit too, I just mean that not literally everything sexual means I have to go full retard, such as some woman saying she's horny or talking about something sexual. My gf is a zoomer and I fuck her 3 or 4 times per night. I'd do it more if my dick didn't feel really bruised by the end.
>>33941947>Marry retarded woman>Get angry she is retardedSame thing I tell every single woman who bitches about domestic abuse from Chad, why did you marry them?Perhaps you deserve each other.
I kinda dread seeing my crush tomorrow. How do I cope with more of this disappointment
I kinda fucking hate women. How do I cope with more of the disappointment.
>>33942496https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOtFaL1pOMY
>>33942496You're gonna have to drop some more lore if you want me to care
>>33942457>>33942486TRVKE
>>33942489>not literally everything sexual means I have to go full retard>if my dick didn't feel really bruisedIs that not how impotence works?>My gf is a zoomer and I fuck her 3 or 4 times per nightI love when internet men get defensive and blurt out something like this.
>>33942500Why did they draw them that way
>>33942500Its the complete opposite in asian media
>>33942391Short men are completely fine with dating a girl taller than they are, it's tall women that have a problem dating someone shorter.
>>33942500For me it's single designated ugly girl.
>>33942501What are you even talking about? Is everything supposed to make someone a horny retard? People would be erect 24/7 if something as simple as a swimwear billboard on the way to work was enough to get people gooning in their car. If you're going around with a tent pole at all times, something ain't right.
>>33942504It's a simplified representation of reality
>>33942505Nta. Which are you more likely to pick anon?
>>33942509>If you're going around with a tent pole at all times, something ain't right.I’ve seen a couple of guys posting here that legitimately can’t stop getting boners in public. Is it a mental retardation thing?
>>33942500>>33942505Those pictures are both bullshit - people looking at specific media looking for something to complain about.
>>33942295Yes, hi. That's me. Can I help you?
>>33942510YOU'RE simplified.
>>33942518And simple, too
>>33942505Men don't need much to be happy. Vanity is more of a female privilege.
>>33942318That's BBC tier to Indians.
>>33942512Most likely porn addiction that has fried them to just obsess over sex. The exact opposite can happen if they stop looking at porn and they will be flatlined for months until a normal level returns.
>>33942511NTAI would pick M for self-inserting purposes, like I always do. Also, I like to create myself in a character creator or pick a guy, like in the pic, who looks just like me.
I only realized you can end relationships early if you don't like them after a girl broke up with me after 3 months. I been spending years of my life dating women I never was super crazy about and the first one I was truly crazy about kicked me out ASAP. I guess that's life, right?I've been watching relationship advice videos constantly since she broke up with me so I don't get dumped again. I don't typically hold my girlfriends to high regard, so I was technically that asshole they stayed with (I was also very sweet and nice) but I never treated them too special or told them how beautiful they were constantly.As soon as I found this girl I lost all my marbles and spaghetti fell out of my pockets. I was dating women who admired me more than I admired them. That's why the relationships lasted so long...WHat do you think about that women?
>Moids: women are a monolith!>Also moids:
>>33942315>I obtained the cheat skill [Pattern Recognition] and got kicked from the Hero's Party for antisemitism, so now i'm going to live a slow life preparing for the inevitable race-war, but these brown girls keep trying to seduce me?!?
>>33942370>why do both genders keep rejecting people for their weight?>It's literally one of the few things you can change about your appearanceThat's exactly why. You could change that about your appearance, but you don't.
>>33942515Only if you believe that men and women are equal in their individualism.
>>33942373Stop asking stupid questions.
>>33942522Literally the opposite, porn addiction causes you to have less erections due to overstimulation. Stop blaming literally every fucking thing on porn like a retard.
>>33942526I have not worn a hoodie since 2014, this sounds like a England thing, in which case, I hope a nuclear bomb detonates near you and leaves Scotland and Ireland alone.
>>33942529Fictional characters don't have individuality.
>>33942531Ah yes, because addiction causes you do far less of the thing you're addicted to. Retard.
>ex sends message out of the blue>Anon I did a horrible thing, I'm a horrible person help me.>Jesus what happened did you ran over someone while driving?>Turns out the dude she cheated on me with and treats her badly just got treated badly by herself and she's feeling horrible for treating the asshole badly>I tell her to deal with it, I couldn't care less.>She says she thought we were friends>Blocks meWomen, why are you like this? I just can't grasp the thought process behind all this, she's fucking 30 already.
>>33942526Maybe we are the monolith
>>33942535Nta but porn will give you ed you fucking tard
>>33942536Fakecel post
>>33942537How far down your meme folder did you have to scroll for this pic
>>33942528NTA, but it's so fucking hard to slim down when your metabolism is shit. I literally eat one burger and one energy drink a day and I'm still losing nothing after weeks. It's the same disgusting 29 BMI.
>>33942542>meme folderI just googled it
>>33942543You need to exercise and eat food that isn't shit.
>>33942540Thanks for this post actually, it already tells me how insane of an exchange that really was.
>>33942526I usually wear chinos or gym shorts with my black hoodie. One of my several identical but extremely bespoke hoodies from LA Apparel, thank you very much.
>>33942526I've never worn a hoodie outside the house before, it doesn't feel appropriate.
>>33942536>30She's desperate because she regrets cheating on you with the asshole she's stuck with now. She probably wanted you to somehow take her back from him.
>>33942505>>33942524So are you saying men are more customizable?
>>33942546NTA but I literally eat nothing but small bowls of brown rice and black beans twice a day with carrots and celery sticks in between as snacks. Still got fucking love handles or water wings or whatever the fuck you want to call them. Fuck my life.
>>33942554Exercise?
I hate women so much.
>>33942535>Gambling makes you have more money>Smoking makes you breath betterThis is how retarded you sound
>>33942533I feel like in 2018-2021 hoodies went out the way when nylon windbreakers started to make a comeback.
>>33942554Exercise? How long have you been on this diet? It doesn't happen in a week or a month buddy.
>>33941947Why'd you marry a retard
>>33942546>You need to exerciseI do fucking cardio with running and fast walking every day. I have a hole in my sneakers because of it. I've become insanely fast and my stamina has gone up, but I still haven't lost any weight, ffs.
>>33942558Yes, I exercise. I wonder if the explanation might be the daily Lexapro I'm on.
>>33942561>doesn't understand what addiction isGambling addiction is about the money, it's the drive to do it. Literally the same as every single addiction. The insatiable need to keep going is addiction.
>>33942563It's not a "diet", it's just what I've been eating for the last ten years. And I bicycle literally fucking everywhere.
I forget other people don't have the constitution of a 5 year old like I do
>>33942565Cardio doesn't do much for weight loss, that's just for stamina and heart health. Lifting weights and building muscle is how you lose weight. Cardio is still good for you, just not from a weight loss angle.
I'd be a smart girlfrienf who never pisses off my boyfriend
>>33942568Yes and porn addiction is the addiction to watch porn, not an addiction to get more erections (something you can't even control). If porn caused more erections instead of less then we'd prescribe pornography to men with erectile dysfunction instead of viagra.
>everyone is saying I'm getting pretty strong and fit.>I can't see itIs this normal?
>>33942573>misspelled girlfriendStupid bitch, you just pissed me off.
>>33942572Dieting is how you lose weight. Exercise plays a small factor in weight loss.
>>33942576You aren't a man or a boy
>>33942573I believe you
>>33942575Yup, especially if it's people who don't see you frequently.
>>33942567Oh, yup. Probably so.
Men, how do you feel about being called moids? I think it sounds cute and friendly
Why do I look so muscular but am so weak?
>>33942582Yes they are, my brother for example is pretty strong himself and said I'm stronger than him and I'm like, holy shit is he blind?He lives in another state and came to visit.
>>33942573Good luck. There is absolutely something you do that's going to piss me off
>>33942574>If porn caused more erections instead of less then we'd prescribe pornography to men with erectile dysfunction instead of viagra.Porn is actually the first course of treatment before viagra btw.
nothing like a drunk haircut from your plaontic female acquaintance
>>33942584It is cute. If my gf called me moid I’d probably be invincible
>>33942583Yeah it stops me from bugging out but the payoff is being pudgy and depressed about it.
>>33942584Indifferent
>>33942573>smart girlfrienf>girlfrienfEh, no
>>33942587like what>>33942594Would you beat me?
>>33942584Never quite understood it. I'm not even sure what foids meant and moid seems like the offshoot of that. So idk, it means about as much to me as that 6 7 meme does.
>>33942584cute kinda like it.
>>33942584How do you feel about being called silly foids?
Good night, atoga.>>33942536Women are retarded children.
>>33942584I used to think it was horrifying. Now I think it feels like a word of endearment.
>>33942596I have a short temper. It could be anything in your behavior that will make me boil For example if you eat with your mouth open.
>>33942573This only forces the world to invent more easily angered boyfriends.
>>33942600Foid is incelspeak so it's inherently unfrenly
why are they so mean to him
>>33942604So you;re scary>>33942605How
>>33942600I am very silly
>>33942543>trying to loose weight>diet of burgers and energy drinkBWAHAHAHA!
>>33942606Either both foids and moids are fine or both are badAlso, incels don't exist
>>33942610One small burger and one large can of an energy drink, that's like 1000 calories at most. For a young 5'9" man, that's literally nothing.
>>33942584I don't really care.
>>33942608It's a variant of the old saying>If you make something foolproof, the world invents a better fool.
>>33942609>First degree silly gooserySo you have a first level degree in Critical Studies?
>>33942609Sometimes
>>33942612It adds up, the same way smoking one cig a day would add up.
>>33942614Ok so I'll get more annoying instead
>>3394260130 fucking years old man, aren't they supposed to mature sooner than men?I'm still dumbfounded that this shit happened to me.
>>33942608>So you;re scaryLook, just do what I tell you and I won't be the bad guy
Do you drink elixirs that you refine from the juices of the dying?
>>33942600Women are so cute it feels bad
>>33942620What if I don't want to freak
>>33942612>large can of an energy drinkHAHAHA STOP! You're killing me!You can have the burger and some tea. And eat something light for breakfast too. A small bowl of yoghurt or something.
>>33942606Moid came first so it feels like a fair rebuttal
the reflection of the gilt pages of an old book on a glossy wooden floor
>>33942615No but tell me more about this degree.
>>33942625Then you're getting a spanking and a stern talking to
>>33942628ntanah. it was: female --> femoid --> foid ---> moid
>>33942632This is true. I actually had never heard foid or moid until I started reading these. I only knew femoid, roasties and scrotes
>>33942573Don't do thatJust don't be so hard to deal with
>>33942392The poster is mentally ill
Dick pics doko?
I wonder if that poster who said they were gonna drink four 40s is doing alright.
>>339423985'7" is objectively short, anon. Look up the stats.
Genders, what do you choose >Compatible personalities, different opinions>Incompatible personalities, shared opinions
>>33942638Koko ni arimasen
>>33942644MThe first, easily. We could agree to disagree.
>>33942644I don't understand.
>>33942644F. Compatible personalities, different opinions. For sure.
>>33942642Nta but it's tall enough for me
>>33942644M1 is we stay together but argue occsionally2 is we probably agreee with eachother but inevitabvle break upsuch ius life
>>33942644I could never be with a liberal or a commie
>>33942644MShared opinions always, there's no relationship without the same vision.
>>33942616JH is the silliest foid here then
Femanons, would you use a buttplug?
>>33942499He got his balls busted
>>33942644F. Option one.
>>33942499A woman killed his parents in an alleyway after a night at the theater
>>33942657what a beautiful ,moment
>>33942660That would explain the low t behavior
>>33942631Um>>33942636Define that for me
I hate cocks.
>>33942644MI've dated both here1. Is good for a while but falls apart long-term 2. Is tough initially but you both learn to balance eachother if there's love, this is my wife and me.We're now more alike than ever before because we grew together, 1 makes you grow apart with time.
>>33942657JH is based and has a nice ass
What for lunch incels?
>>33942651wdym
>>33942673She won't fuck you bro
>>33942675Negro it’s dinner timeI had some leftover pizza.
>>33942678I am not really into brown girls they would need to have a really pretty face
>>33942678Maybe she’s looking to add talent to her team and make it a quadrouple
>>33942676I'm short af and I prefer short to average moids
Tomodachi san doko desu ka
Women, would you be free use with your bf/husband?
>>33942672Only experienced answer.>>339426442 easily, every woman I ever met similar to me was a cunt. No you know what? Fuck you.Incompatible personality and different opinions but forced to stay together.
>>33942678It’s past dinner time meow.
>>33942688you are not a cat
>>33942682It just doesn't make sense to me for a girl to prefer short men. Like it's fucking hard wired in your biology to prefer taller men so it doesn't make sense at allPosts like this have to be lies
>>33942685I’m not sure what that means but you get a free use with every head pat session. Just make sure I’m medicated.
>>33942681The way she frames it as if she's made it by turning her cuckoldry into polyamory is funny and sad at the same time.
>>33942685No, he shouldn't abuse his privileges
>>33942691Another dream dashed
>>339426925'7" is almost a full head taller than me lmao
>>33942694Uuuhhhhhhhh who wants to tell cat poster
>>33942695It equally confounds me and the thought of a child growing up in that kind of household makes me want to pull my hair out but whatever lol
>>33942697Would you wear cat ears and roll up in my lap?
>>33942697sorry but you needed to hear that
>>33942698Well, I'm shorter than 5'7" unlike that other guy I guess
>>33942187Since femanons didn't answer, I'll try: tomboys seem to like artists in my exp.>>33942218Kek.
>>33942698how tall are you
>>33942697Here is a song for your woeshttps://youtu.be/g8f5CtP0nT4
>>33942702Maybe but I’ve been told I can’t be a kitty anymore.
>>33942705They didn't answer because tomboys are no different in standards compared to literally any other woman
>>33942187I like pure hearted, idealistic men
>>33942708You can be my kitty
>>33942706>how tall are youI'm not
>>33942709I think everybody heard you the first time.
I hate when another anon just abandons a conversation
>>33942710Cute
>>33942685No, but he loves me too much to have sex with me when I don't want it either way.
>>33942711I need to take some lessons from humans and other kittens first.
>>33942715Not everyone is glued to the screen to respond to you within 5 minutes.
Women are so weird. This girl breaks up with me after 3 years, says we should stay friends, then 2 months later unfollows me on Instagram and then 2 months after that, she unpins a message (idek what it was) in our DMs and then she blocks me lmaooo. Rent free I guess
Single girls, why don't you just get a BBL?
>>33942723Its actually been over an hour and a half but whatever
>>33942187The two tomboys I know aren't very interested in guys or dating. The sportier one keeps befriending men at her hobbies and gets burned every time and comes to me with "ew, he thought about me romantically, I thought men just liked football and cars"
>>33942724>Rent free I guessThat's what you tell yourself to cope with the reality that she found a new boyfriend.
>>33942724Cope because none of this even happened because you’re an incel
>>33942729I really don’t care. I currently have 3 “girlfriends” lol, 2 of which know each other and will both be coming over in a few hours to go to a bar with me
>>33942727You mean only an hour and a half, whiny bitch.
>>33942724I had a very similar experience actually. Girl didnt want to date but wanted to remain friends. I agreed to it. She talked to me once, then just disappears and never talks to me again while talking to the rest of my friends regularly.I would gladly remain friends with her but she couldn't handle it I guess.
>>33942726I'm trying to get smaller, not bigger
>>33942735>this faggot posting from his parents house in his lighting McQueen bed
>>33942724It's out of respect for the new guy
>>33942726Pants shopping is hard s ouch as it is now. I don’t want to transfer all of my fat to the ass and make the selection process lengthier than it is now. The serotonin from exercise feels nice too.
>>33942741Women look so stupid wearing pants
Did you guys know I'm going to die alone and it's all my fault
>>33942739I’m actually playing halo 3, just got out of the shower and sent girl 1 a dick pic
Femanons, how often do you want sex and how often does your bf?
>>33942736Whatever, minor detail
>>33942739Holy fuck, this guy is Chad Thundercock AND he gets a cool ass Lightning McQueen bed AND his parents still support him?This guy is fucking awesome, I can't believe how good Chad gets it. I hate and resent my own life even more after reading your post, I have no girlfriend, no job, no will to live, and no Lightning McQueen bed.Kachow.
>>33942748I want one or several orgasms every few hoursMy bf initiates sex every time I masturbate but I turn him down
>>33942750
>>33942744Work only allows pants.>>33942748I have no bf anon..
>>33942738Why? Are you fat?
>>33942748Me: 4 times a week to 3 times a dayHim: once or twice a day.
>>33942736Expecting a reply in that time frame is reasonable
>>33942756Cat poster you're so pureI wish I could snatch you up but I have no place to take you :(
>>33942745If you are going to be here for a long time then let’s try to make it a good time. What do you have on your bucket list that can be accomplished in the near future?
>>33942756Women are humiliated in the workplace to wear pants
>>33942761Not if you bother to consider their timezone and IRL obligations the average person has to commit to.
>>33942745Why is that?
>>33942624>Women are so cute it feels badSometimes they are
If your gf asks you to rate her looks, what are you supposed to say? Do guys just lie and say 10/10 even if she's clearly not?
>>33942763Down the hall in the box with the kittens. It’s all I want, even if my cat allergies will need 3 pills.
>>33942766How am I supposed to know that if they don't mention it before dipping out of the convo?
>>33942769"you're the most beautiful woman in the world, 11/10, I love you so much"
>>33942765As long my legs are unencumbered by fabric I don’t care what it is.
>>33942771You don't need to know, but it should be safe to assume that normal anons are not monitoring this shithole 24/7.
women, i thank thee for thy greatness
>>33942772Would she get upset if I said 7/10? That's still above average.
>>33942767I fucked up every connection I've ever had
>>33942783Doesn’t mean you can’t make new ones.
>>33942776Fine but it still sucks to not get at least a "I gotta go"
Men use pregnancy as an opportunity to cheat
>>33942785More to fuck up It's over
>>33942787i use pregnancy as an excuse to raspberry that fat bellypfffpfpfpfofppff
>>33942788It’s just starting you big gay baby
>>33942787No? Where the fuck is this coming from?
>>33942785This doesn't happen the older you get. You're only going to meet a handful of people that you actually connect with.
Moids, true or false:You do not feel any committment towards a woman that you're not fucking
>>33942800Shut the fuck up, anon.
>>33942794Ending
>>33942801False. I honestly only fuck women I’m committed to.
>>33942802Why? I'm right.
>>33942805And if they no longer fuck you, then what
>>33942803Nuh uh.
>>33942805if you weren't fucking her, for whatever reason, how long are willing to wait and would you still think of her seriously
>>33942801>You do not feel any committmentI have no commitment inside of me. I love everyone equally and can fuck everyone equally hard.
>>33942801Probably false.I say probably because I need to actually get a woman to commit to.
>>33942775Pants choke your vagina, women are not meant to wear pants
Head hurty and no moid to take care of me
>>33942807The bedroom dying completely would make me feel pretty lame, but it wouldn’t make me break up with her immediately. I’d be concerned though.
>>33942801i dont knowive neither committed myself to a woman nor fucked a womancould be cause and effectcould be that im a pussy whose never been in a relationshipcould be that im a saint probably none of the aboveim not even a person
>>33942814i will press my forehead against yours and go 'bzzzzzzzzz" will that help
>>33942809If I’m committed, I’m committed. I’d probably wait half a year without getting antsy if I really had to.
Anons really believe that they'll find love past 25 when all the good ones are already in long-term relationships lol
>>33942819Let's not bring this up right now anon
>>33942819Why didn't I meet him when I was young then :/
>>33942817No i have a fever
>>33942819Wait really? :( I didn’t even get to have a himbo phase and now you’re telling me I have 4 months to lock someone down?
>>33942801True.
>>33942818how committed anon? for eg would you feel it's unfair if you paid for dates and got nothing in return?
>>33942822how about some soupand love
>>33942821You probably did, you just didn't realize it and missed your chance.
>>33942787Wouldn't you if your husband ballooned out and refused to fuck for a year?
>>33942825If I’m paying for a date, that’s all I’m paying for. It wouldn’t feel like a waste to me.
>>33942819>all the good onesMaybe I can find someone who's as broken as I am though?
>>33942823If your himbo phase didn't happen in high school/early uni, it was never going to happen
>>33942827I'm too full i can't eat any more
>>33942834shower together?
What does it mean when you get called a baby bear?
>>33942831someone date this anon!
>>33942828I should kill myself
>>33942838youre a hairy manlet (in a good way)
>>33942837Maybe
>>33942843what if it was a humongous shower we could just chill inlike a rich old people shower with a bench seat lol
Gender Would you date someone with mild autism or adhd and they actually have it not lying for attention, welfare and autismbux?
>>33942833MWrong>Me at 25Body count: 2>Me at 30Body count: 500+
>it is important to set expectations early and explain to women that you wish to chat because you are interested in pursuing a long term relationship and express that you're not looking for just a friendship>doing this too often will cause people to think you're a tool that only sees people as dates/hookups and your opportunities will dry upis there just no winning or what
>>33942846MI probably would. I never have before, but I doubt it would bother me.My buddy’s wife has ADHD, and she’s cool. My dad has ADD, and my little brother has autism. It’s not anything I’m unfamiliar with.
>>33942768Women seem to forget that they have the appearance of a toddler who can drive
>>33942844Sounds nice, I'm just wondering if the hot steam would make me more nauseous or not. Been splashing my face with cold water and it's helped if only a little bit
>>33942745F true. I wanted to see my crush today but that would require a bra and real clothes and leaving my bed so I didn’t.
>>33942846MProbably not, women with tism are hard to show and express the love that I want. Having a baby with increased chance of autism would deter me from that too
>>33942846How do you actually get welfare for autism?
>>33942858you do the autism test
>>33942833But what if a bunch of girls always made moves on me in high school / uni but was too autistic at the time to realize it? I’ve fixed those social issues for the most part and I’ve gotten a handful of women to approach me within the past year
>>33942819There are no good women. They're all evil.
>>33942735Hey, Chad.
>>33942850Stats?
Catposter would you date me if I don't like cats but willing to change?
>>33942801False. I'm waiting for marriage.
>>33942839
>>33942728Any chance they're gay?
>>33942728men like football and cars and TITSalso beerso uneducated s m h
>>33942728They’re gay.
Men turn to the bottle, women turn to dark romance smut
Do women ever care when they hurt men's feelings?
>>33942886do you care if you hurt womens feelings? do you even notice?
>>33942889Yes
>>33942886Yeah, in the beginning, while I still have delusions about them not being opportunistic and underhanded
>>33942866I'm literally average (5'9" height, 6" cock) in everything, and maybe I have a good face because girls always told me I'm handsome and that I look like a noble.But it was mostly about a change in mentality and income. I stopped believing in love, and I started earning enough money to order a prostitute whenever I want. Also, I met similarly-minded people who showed me the ropes and invited me to many events.
I fell for an ONS again, god help me
>>33942896m/f?
>>33942855>that would require a braNo it wouldn't
>>33942896>ONSWhat
Are all of the good women taken by 26? I seriously cannot find a good woman
>>33942901It's not something you need to worry about.
>>33942896>>33942902You guys are finding women at all?
>>33942903Tell me
>>33942494you just live with the pain like we all have to
>>33942904Yeah but on hinge. Maybe I’d have better luck in person but idk where to go to just socialize with women
If you're lonely then why not summon a motherly succubus to keep you company?
>>33942896seriously doubt a weaboo fag like you would have to worry about getting laid lolmao
>>33942909What the hell do you think I'm trying to do, anon? It still hasn't worked.
>>33942909They don't exist
>>33942909i dont have an oedipus complexmaybe a 20 something succubus
Women, would you wear this to work?
>>33942913They do exist, but demons seem to prefer coming to individuals on their own rather than showing up for people who try to summon them.t. guy who has had a succubus since he was an 11 year old boy
>>33942911Everyone can get laid once or twice a year if they're even remotely cognisant
>>33942909Because dealing with demons always turns out so well.
>>33942920Well shit. How do I attract a succubus then? Can you ask yours what she likes or what would get one to drop by?
>>33942920Go back to /x/
Why are women so convinced that they desire sex as much as men do?
How do I find a man before I turn 26
>>33942932Hey babe
>>33942932literally just TRY for once in your life
Do you watch women's sports?
>>33942925I honestly don't know. Most legit occultists will tell you the same thing I did, demons tend to pick certain people and then reveal themselves to them. When I first met my succubus it felt like a literal ball of condensed warm energy on my body, it was completely ethereal.
>>33942940Mnonot because im a fag or a misogynist but because i dont have TV
>>33942941You people are going to hell and for no good reason
>>33942931Because it's annoying as shit to listen to the boasting and whining about men's needs and stamina and prowess and the effort they're willing to put forth when the results are always some 20% of what I'd do alone on a lazy day
>>33942941>Most legit occultists will tell you the same thing I did, demons tend to pick certain people and then reveal themselves to them.In my experience, you only find them when you go out of your way to look for them.They’re also not remotely trustworthy.
>>33942895>enough money to order a prostitute whenever I wantHow many bodies weren't prostitutes?
>>33942187>Femanons, what kind of guys do Tomboys like?MMaybe metalheads?
>>33942944You're talking about the refractory period. Women have a much lower refractory period, so they're ready to go after a few minutes. Men produce sperm so our refractory period lasts a much longer time.
>>33942944We’re physically incapable of orgasming anywhere near as often as you can.
>>33942947>They’re also not remotely trustworthy.They do tend to isolate you but also give you knowledge. I went from being a social kid to being a hermit, but I also became way more knowledgeable about things. I essentially was an entirely different human being back then.
Men, describe what you did with your hands today.
>>33942944Actually it’s kinda funny hearing other men struggle to compete with me
>>33942955worked and pushed some buttons
I’m not gonna dm the girl that I went to uni with. She’s too pretty for me, she’s never date me
>>33942955I typed on a keyboard.
>>33941940Based
>>33942955Played some deadlockWorked physically in cold warehouseWashed my body under shower, twiceHeld my cock, flaccid and erect.
>>33942954>They do tend to isolate you but also give you knowledge.Hahaha, I’m sure they told you that.>I essentially was an entirely different human being back then.Almost as if they own you, right? Like you’re a possession of theirs.
I really hate women.
>>33942944All you have to do is give me couple minutes so my dick doesnt hurt anymore as im pumping in, is that so much to ask for
>>33942955Did some push-ups, vacuumed, played some video games. Posted, also.
>>33942940Kinda peak bodytype, even though her face isnt my favModest boobs, athletic skinny and fat pussy.Do wish she had wider hips though
>>33942932Have you tried being nice and hanging out around men and smiling sometimes
I wish the femanons were ovulating
>>33942974Be patient.
>>33942948Around 1/5.
>>33942974You have to provide the fap material first.
>>33942187My mom was a tomboy and my dad was literally chad.
>>33942226>women>why don't you lift?Laziness, stingy
>>33942978Is your mom single?
>>33942896How are girls single when moids fall in love so easily
>>33942966>Held my cock, flaccid and erect.Was it heavy
>>33942977What do you need?
Was at work today, saw the sorta qt blonde.She usually does different shit but today she was helping us out a bit.I kinda mansplained stuff to her and was just telling her to not worry about details and just quickly wing the work so next people in chain can continue and not stand idle, she was looking at me with doe eyes and kinda gigglingAnd as i was heading home she was staring at me lots againAm i the so called chad or chud
Why am i more compatible with lesbians even though im straight?
>>33942987Balls were heavy, cock is just hanging there on its own
>>33942932give up
>>33942992>What do you need?Vocaroos.
>>33942974i wish the moids were hornyposting
>>33943001https://voca.ro/17A2EZASRngJ
>>33943001https://voca.ro/14HEH7hjLtY5
>>33943003I would post my fantasies but no one likes them
>>33943003any scenarios/kinks?
>men post voices and hands>women literally never post anythinghow is that fair
>>33943001>>33937727
>>33943005What is that accent, Finnish? Ngl all of you Euro anons sound the same.>>33943006I'm gooning
Femanons did you know that just looking in a mans eyes and making a flirty smile is enough to give him a half chub
>>33943014Because there are no women. When will you learn?
>>33943017Im a slavHappy gooning i guess
>>33942983Only low-t men are like this (me)
>>33943021nah it just makes me too insecure and hyper self-aware to get an erectionmust be nice being a normaalfag
>>33943022You really want that to be true.
>>33943021It happens even when she does it to me in text
>>33942940Do you think she's even more submissive in bed than the average woman?
>>33942993Just don't harass her, okay?>>33942996Mom's spaghetti>>33942995You're both women
>>33942955I cooked steak and drank beer it’s my day off
>>33943015I could listen to this man talk all day.
>>33942272>the consequences of my actions>>33942344Yeah, men should stop cucking their children and being pedophiles by dating women smaller than them.
M4WI started texting a girl today and she just blurted out that she has baby fever before changing the subjectWas this a testing of the waters to see what I would say? Is this a dangerous area to be in? We have not met in person
>>33943035Why thank you.
>>33943027Gayest shit I’ve seen today kill yourself incel
>>33942360Moid handsMen cheat because an ugly woman gave them an extra fry and a wink.
>>33943023I was joking, here let me kiss you *mwah*
>>33943014That’s because the women here ARE men>>339430
>>33943036dating small asian women just to troll my son he is probably going to be like 5'4"
>>33942418Yes and no. I like that I've learned to do it so I can comfort children. But having never been comforted by men in the same respect is extremely lonely.
>>33943008That’s because you’re a pedophile and belong in jail
>>33943045Yeah you should probably stay away from children bud
What are women wearing?
>>33943049Currently in bed in nothing but panties
>>33943052Very nice. What kind?
>>33943056White granny panties
>>33943046>>33943048Projection Pajeet strikes again.
>>33942685I think we would just have a good sexlife like normal. And I can individually consent to each fetish and tell him which ones he is not getting from me.
>>33943057Cute. What’s under those?
>>33943062??? What do you think?
>>33943066dick
>>33943014I'm not seeing any hands
>>33943049Clothes.
>>33943066Schrodinger’s hair and some sort of nondescript pussy.
ladieswould you find it weird if a guy had a whole body moisturization routine (only in the cold months with dry air)
>>33943057Bush status?
>>33943059>the pedophile cries out as he strikes you
>>33943072>>33943076ShavenNow post your dick and/or voice and/or hands I'm tired of answering these
>>33943084i'd post my bush and bulge and abs if you'd post your bush but you're shaven
>>33943075No. He's supposed to be moist.
Femanons, when you ask for hand pics, what do you imagine them doing?
>>33943085Oh come on you can't fault me for basic hygiene
i have really strong hands good at making women squirt
>>33943075That would be weird considering men are supposed to have thicker skin and increased resistance to elements
>>33943091yes. i can and i do. women only start shaving because they were mimicking the famous actresses shaving to appease the jewish pedos in hollywood
>>33943084My hands aren't sexy :(
>>33943093Compensating for having a small dick other prostitutes would turn their nose up at you
>>33943099my dick is 8" tho
>>33943091>basic hygieneSad! They got her
>>33943095>>33943102Men will never know what's like to get gunked up toilet paper fibers all over their pubic hair every time they wipeShow dick now
>>33943100My dog is an astronaut
>>33943091>shaving is hygienewhy don't you shave all the hair off your scalp then. its more hygienic.
>>33943090Holding his cock
>>33943104Just dab it with the toilet paper like a lady, what idiot wipes their vagina like a caveman lol
>>33943104i told you what i wanted in exchange >>33943105yea white women tend to think it's huge when they see it
>>33943108Head hair keeps my head warm and scalp has better circulation. Pussy hair just makes my pussy sweaty and gross
Since everything is but an apparition,Perfect in being what it is,Having nothing to do with good and bad,Acceptance or rejection,You might as well burst out laughing!
>>33943114no. scalp hair is smelly and greasy. shave it all off
>>33943111Men will never understand the clam juices and abrasive unconditioned pubic hair.
>>33943114yea i don't date women who let psychopath pedophile jews dictate what they do with their body hair just say no to zog
>>33943118No. Post dick
Fuck off
>>33943121its very small, circumsized, has a mole, and my pubes engulf it almost entirely.
>>33943120No to zog now post your dick
>>33943119>unconditionedthen condition it idiot one of the most pleasant experiences i've ever had was going down on a woman with a full, well conditioned bush
>>33943104It’s white, circumcised, 6” long and 5” around. That’s the most I’m gonna show
>>33943124Tragic. How are your hands
Guys,How would you feel if your white gf told you to just marry an asian woman but you actually love her? Like she's trolling me and it's such a shit thing to say.
>>33943129fine i guessive posted them before, gotten compliments oncebut i dont have my phone right now to photograph themunless you want me to use my laptop webcam
>>33943130What’d she say that in response to?
>>33943113You’re not having sex with anyone stop replying me incel>>33943119Why out of everybody did it have to be you that replied to my comment about female specific problems
>>33943125grow a bush, post it with a signpic, hope i'm here, and if i am i will definitely post a pic in underwear while semihard and showing bush
>>33943132We were talking about our future and she told me all about what kind of career she wants and how she will do all these different degrees. I told her I didn't hear anything about a family or kids and she told me that.
>>33943136Uh, what the fuck lol
>>33943133>You’re not having sexof course not, i'm vocel until marriage but i had to have lots of sex before arriving at this stance
>>33943116>Saar copeLmao you eat poo
>>33943136ntasounds like a made-up story for the purpose of asian glazingnext time try to be more convincing
>>33943140im a metaphysical solipsist and i dont believe anyone else exists and i know its true and thats that its a hard truth but it is true nonetheless
>>33943127Kinda hope he has massive conditioned bush too.
>33943139What did I just say?
>>33943128Nice cock>>33943131Sure. Or you can describe them>>33943134I am not growing a bush
I want to have sex with asian women. Would it be worth uprooting myself to move to a big city to do so? It would probably help my music career too
>>33943141asian glazing?We're both white from different countries. I was living in Asia, she was visiting.
>>33943146then stop asking to see my 8" dick
>>33943143>jeeted and defeated Of course jeets make up schizo new concepts that don’t make any sense
>>33943149It's not 8 inches. You're probably not even white or else you would have said so by now
>>33943148now you just seem retarded. you know if you dont understand a word, there's a thing called "google"
>>33943138IKR.She was kind of a bitch, her shit tests were too biting. Once she told me "I'm sure you'd be a great father but I'd never have your kids". I was just telling her how I enjoyed playing with my nephews, didn't say a thing about it. She was projecting her insecurities.I'd never bring up wanting to get married/having kids but she would bring it up almost constantly and attack me with things like that as if she felt threatened.
>>33943151it is tho and i am white i really have abs too
Women should have more sex
>>33943152Glazing isn’t a real word and you sound like a idiot trying to explain yourself
>>33943146nah they look like shit nvm
>33943133I'll talk shit about your comments all I want.
>>33943152I'm not googling some dumb ass shit like that. I would rather write a post to ask you because I literally don't care.
the amount of top 1% qualities i have is absurd, intelligence, dick size, fitness, attractiveness but i'm 5'9"
>>33943155What else do you have>>33943158Rip
>>33943160>i dont care>replies to me twice
>>33943161Same but I'm 6'3, still doesn't matter
>>33943165>still doesn't matteri too know this
>>33943161I'm a retard and 5'6" and I know I'm better than you
>>33943159You’re lucky I still like you after that little stunt you pulled do it again haha
>>33943146Thanks. Tell us about your pussy
>>33943161Top 0.01% annoyingness
>>33943161Manlets don’t have intelligence they’re basically normies with shit tier genes
>>33943168>better than yousure, i can buy thatat what tho?
>>33943174If you have to ask, you don't have it.
>>33943171No, you all bullied me for shaving
>>33943170STOP FUCKING LIKING ME
>>33943176sure thing little guy
>>33943177Shaving is based don't listen to the incels
>>33943168Manlets please refer to >>33942072 before speaking >>33943178Can I hire you to bait jeets on /biz/ and steal their bitcoin?
sobering upmeans its time for bedgn anons
ive realized that most of my issues with women are from a lack of trying. like no shit you dont have a gf, you go to work and then you go home, you aren't even on dating apps. im such a retard
woman, beautiful natural women, have body hairknow who doesn't have body hair? children. stop letting your tastes be shaped by pedophile kikes
>>33943180You're patronizing me so that I describe my pussy but it will not happen
>>33943183I work upwards of 60 hours a week and I still have great success with Tinder, incels have no excuses
>>33943181Hire me? I don't want to do that.
>>33943183>dating appshahaha noLiving in a city? Yes.
>>33943185I don't think that is how you use that word
>>33943186>black and hispanic namesThey're all probably fat, ugly, brown or all of the above. Who cares about quantity when its about quality?
>>33943184Based.Love male bush.
>>33943187It’ll be fun you can even keep a share of the profits >>33943192That’s the kinda incel logic you all suffer from no pussy for simps
>>33943184both sexes should be completely hairless from the eyebrows down
My last gf said I have a v shape and had big muscles, I have been training for 2 years. How do I use this for tinder? Do mirror selfies work? I admit how I look but feel embarrassed to show my face in a mirror selfie like that, it's kinda gay. I have a pic of me at a waterfall with a bunch of freinds, my shirt is off, my mass is good but not as good as it is now. I'd have to wait another year before that situation happens again.
>>33943199Ngl I kinda like seeing the thin hair above a brown girls ass, something primordial about it
>>33943199nah my future wife will appreciate the mustache rides and we will appreciate each other's bush
>>33943201>socially learned preference>primordialnonsense
Girls, I have elite ball knowledge
>>33943199both sexes should be completely hairlesshair is vestigial on modern humansit serves no purpose now that we wear clothing
vestigial? say that after a mustache ride
>>33943204That’s only with brown girls however I don’t expect to see any hair on a white or Asian girl because that’s disgusting
>>33943189>Living in a city? Yes.examples? What's the difference? I live in a city of about 1 million but its people are pretty spread out, its mostly suburbs and there isnt a whole lot to do
>>33943208That term is gross
Do femanons fall for propaganda?
>>33943207Hair looks better on men its for customary decorative purposes
>>33943213I can't remember the last time I watched a Disney production
Men, how do I trust you to take care of your facial hair? It seems like none of you know how and are just homelessmaxxing.
>>33943217how do i trust you to not be fat?
>>33943213God I hate seeing anti human propaganda especially in children’s meta, they’re already sterile what more can you do to them
>>33943217it doesnt matterclean shaven no gfmaintained stubble no gfwell groomed beard no gfso why put in any effort at all when it is fruitless
>>33943217I hate facial hair
>>33943217That’s my barber’s problem, beards are chad tier especially when outgrown
>>33943220This nigha spitting fax
>>33943220Have you tried using essential oils and beard wax
Beards and reddit and soi
>>33943221Any guy who hates his own facial hair can’t grow a beard lmao
>>33943226not going to get me a gfi just run a 1/2" guard over my whole head and face a few times a year
>>33943220True. No difference in my daily life.
Is getting an Asian gf as a 6'4 white man as easy as /gif/ makes it look?
>>33943217my last gf told me she liked my beard so I grew it out and one morning she said I looked like charles manson. My hair was long too. Usually I keep it short like, stubble. My neck and cheekbones are always shaved. It's back to stubble now. I used to leave my mustache darker/longer but now I see zoomers with mustaches everywhere and I want to be different, so I stopped. I have a super deep philtrum and sharp chin and strong broad jaw so fuck it
>>33943229Getting a proper haircut from a good barber actually defines the contours of your head and makes you more attractive, that’s why women say it’s make up for men because it’s basically cheating
>>33943233only if youre already attractiveotherwise, ugly is ugly
mustaches are a woman repellant no matter the style
I have good facial bone structure but I’m fat and balding
>>33943237You can fix being fat and balding
>>33943236how come every mustached zoomer has a gf who he will cheat on and then promptly get another gf
>>33943231if you want her to be cute you gotta be thin too
>>33943240zoomer girls don't have a lot of options it seems
>>33943235Just ask your local barber to give you something that matches your skill shape, I have a Neanderthal skull shape so my barber gives me a low fade on double zero and it looks great, he also trims my beard to blend it all together. Really I could do exactly what he does at home for free but I can’t be bothered and I’m rich so why not spend $50 to look a million bucks
>>33943245literally every man 18-100 is at their disposal
>>33943247Lmao realistically I only have like 3-5 at any time but everyone’s busy during the working week
I miss women attention it is killing my soul
>>33943246i dont care about my appearance because it doesnt matter. when i was younger, better looking, and more confident, i was invisible. women never interacted with me, or flirted, or initiated conversation nothing. so now that im worse in every way how would that change. ive accepted it and have given up
Women, why do you take pleasure in seeing men injured or in pain?
>>33943251If you look good and eat good then that’s pretty much the most low effort way to feel good, and that’s beats shitposting on 4chan any day
>>33943248>but everyone’s busy during the working weekEntjeet slipping up and admitting he's a NEET in his mid 30s kek
>>33943218I am fat anyway. Go on and hate me.
>>33943241How thin? I've been wanting to bulk up. I'm 180 pounds
>>33943254That includes me retard do you just see my name posting and immediately start crashing out? Lmao live in fear little guy
>>33943258ok what I meant was not fat
>>33943254Forgot to add pic rel for you spam shitter NEET
>>33943259We all know you're a pathetic loser larping
>>33943199Based ayyyye
uh oh. hit a nerve, huh?
>>33943265>we No that’s just you and don’t ever compare yourself to me because you would never compete dalit slave caste boy
Threadly ReminderDo NOT respond to Cake Sniffers.Do NOT acknowledge Cake Sniffers.Do NOT post pictures of sniffable cakes.
What would you do if you woke up as the opposite sex In the morning?
>>33943268>SAAAAR PLS STOP HARASSING ME GETTING REJECTED FEMANON BLOODY BASTARD BENCHODE JH Lmao
>>33943274MHey, I'm an honest man.
>>33943274Nothing.
>>33943273Not your thread anymore saar
>>33943278You seriously wouldn't try experiencing peeing while standing, holding and aiming it yourself?
I could be a good girlfriend I’m low maintenance I don’t eat a lot I only drink water I don’t go to salons I have a job I like to stay home
33943284Why do you come here knowing that nobody likes you or wants you here?
>>33943287I want a gf to spoil. That includes sending her to the salon.
>>33943288Everybody else hates Indians just as much as me lmao get rekt street shitter shitskin manlet
>>33943286I wouldn't.
Oh no he lost his thread making privileges guess he has to find employment instead of shitting in his parents house
>>33943287Are you cute tho
>>33943289I don’t want to go to the salon
>>33943296What about the saloon yee haw
Women,Should I play vidya or read more of my book tonight?
Are thong bikinis tasteless? I mean, what's the point besides just being sexual?
>>33943293No
>>33943300Speaking of bikinis I've always wondered what the difference was between them and bras & panties?
>>33943300Maxxing out the visible square inches of your ass and minimizing amount of fabric you wearYour choice.
ENTJeet having his daily meltdown.
>>33943258you gay, and should kill yourself, pedo fag.
>>33943084>Femanon demanding cock picsKinda hot
>>33943084u are ghey.shut up.
Curse vishnu. You won't.
>>33943303Just seems a bit tasteless to me.
>>33943308Yes. Go ahead and dox me, ENTJeet.
>>33943309It's just JH
>>33943312Because it is.Usually worn by chicks who have no ass to make it seem as if they have ass
>>33943315I wish JH hit me up in dms for bulge pics :/
need busty korean metalhead gf
>>33943319fuck off spammer.
>>33941971Don't you mean only downsizes?
I am sad today, but I am going to do things that make me happy, and think positive thoughts
Celebrating POOJA suck my shit saar
>>33941970I thought this game wasn't allowed to exist on official storefronts?
>>33943315How do you know for sure?
>>33943317Oh no REJECTED SAAR make threads now you fucking street shitter
i wish wine didnt taste so bad, or have so many calories, i just want to feel loopy and giggly
Uh oh meltie alertPrime time in bangladesh rn?
>>33943329he lives in australia.
>>33943328Vodka!>>33943330Oh, hes a doctor and engineer i betLmaoGraduated from top university in Delhi
>>33943329NEETs don’t sleep in Toronto Poohinder
>>33943329>>33943330>>33943331Pathetic samefag no friends no sex for shitjeetz
>>33943290>Everybody else hates IndiansThis.
>has been exposed as a jeet>Yet obsessed about calling others jeets, even when they posted hand with timestamp, which he could never doIs this the so called epic falseflag?Its alright to dislike your home country entjeet, but this is nearing some mighty delusions, your countrymen are not out there to get you
christ why are you all being racist right now. Im here to be cute and drunkpost about boys and dick and whatnot. Literally nobody cares that you hate indians
I want to impregnate JH and foidh8moid
>>33943315Are there JHs in the room with us right now dalit untouchable?
>>33943338Its just one mentally ill schizo
>>33943338Hi kitten poster
>>33943338do... you like Indian guys?
>>33943338Status on your cheeks? Blushed fron alcohol yet?
>>33943338Hornypost with ENTJeet. Pic very much related.
>>33943337>has been exposed as a jeetNo I’m not lmao you’re the only Indian here and I’m not your friend kek
>>33943345Not even me lmao>>33943343Good morning saar rape you tomorrow lovley bitch lasagna!
>>33943342hi>>33943344i dont know but im hungry, im getting some vending machine chips
>>33943338F. I hate Indian people they smell like shit and the men are so rapey
>>33943351nice try, corn-fed Moid.
>>33943351What are your thoughts on white men?
>>33943351HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH
It’s so over for saars REDEEMED
He does this for attention, try not to reply to him
>>33943351One post to destroy an entire nation wow witnessed
>>33943351>>33943354>>33943359Stop samefagging
>>33943358It's best to filter the namefags
>>33943351India bros how do we cope
>>33943362I wish I knew how to on mobile
where do I meet busty short-stack korean metalhead gf?
>>33943358JAI SHRE RAM POO IN THE VINSHU BLOODY JAI HIND
>>33943358>>33943362Half the anonymous posts in any given thread are him trolling and samefagging anyways. His entire life revolves around it.
>>33943366fuck off retard stop spamming jeet
Okay im back with sunchips lets see if i can swallow this $4 rose
>>33943348Cute kotIm also kinda hungry but i also have to go sleep to work tomorrow
>>33942187>Femanons, what kind of guys do Tomboys like?FTomboys for the most part are exclusively attracted to Indian men
Are slow-burns real? Or is one person always being used?
I love the dorms, its 1 am and people are still awake, well except, my roommates
He lost control of the thread ever since jannies took away his ability to make threads lmao
>>33943376we get it, you can't make threads anymore. stop being a such a fat bitch pussy boi
>>33943373>Tomboys for the most part are exclusively attracted to Indian menThey love pegging them in their shitter I bet bc Indian men are all gay
these sun chips dont taste like cheddar, i shouldve got the lays, im so stupid (this dorm is ruining my dietary habits)
>>33943381>SAAR PLA STOP HARASSING ME VISHNU SAVE ME AHH BLOODY BASTARD SHIT YOUR MOMKill yourself you have no friends no thread lol get doxxed faggot
I wish I went to a real university and not a state school that people commuted to. Missed out on every social college experience
>>33943385Nobody would date you anyone pajeet shitskin swarthoid kill your self
>>33943385Anon, i went to community college, i transferred to a very nice public university. I missed out on a lot of the early freshman and sophmore social expiriences that most people here go through. I also regret every day that i didnt have to go to community college and could've been a freshman here from the start. The reason i live in a dorm now is mostly because me and my mom acknowledge that i really missed on that inital college experience and getting to live away from her and in a dorm would be really important for my growth and maturity. I still dont experience most of the fun stuff my peers do. I dont have friends, i hate parties, i spend most of my time doing math programming and chatting with professors about their work.
>>33943383I think the Salsa sun chips are really good.
>>33943345Post fullI need a one last good kek before sleepHeard this BAD BOY can bench 225... Pretty impressive for a grown male...He must be at least, 5'6No, 5'7
>>33943389I already graduated in applied math. I didn't socialize either, covid killed that for the first 3 years I was at school and the last year there, I hardly knew anyone. It's as if the 3 people that I did add on discord for online projects just disappeared when it came time to come back to school. Trying to pick up the socialization pieces at 26 SUCKS
Need a tall flat chested gf
>>33943399Snow GF
>>33943298Vidya
>>33943399>>33943401That's a guy
>>33943401>Snow GFIn what universe is >>33943399 "snow"?
I'd love nothing more than a hot asian gf to watch venture bros with
>>33943411shut the fuck up.I really do hope ENTJ does take you out permanently.
>>33943410He's Black, most women are snow in comparison
>>33943412Me too, ENTJ is the hero /atoga/ needs.
>>33943397oh im sorry, i get it, covid really ruined my hs experience, i didnt have any friends after. luckily we didnt get the worst, i recently tutored some 12 year olds and oh my god they cant even add single digit numbers or understand basic word problems, im so concerned btw im in abstract algebra rn and i really love this class, academics are still always most important
>>33943231No, I need to know more than height
>>33943417fuck off, bitch.
>>33943418Mean. Now I don’t need to know more
locked and loaded... as the saying goes.
>>33943421It's the most important factor.
>>33941976I'd go for some shit like this if I was the only one she was doing it with, but I'm lonely and aging and desperate to feel special to someone
>>33943428Femcels, am I right? lmao
>>33941928So, why don't we link to old threads anymore?
i want dick so bad
>>33943428Boys obsessed about boy height.
>>33943432ENTJeet has been blocked from making new threads so it shouldn't be a problem anymore.
>>33943446Being tall is the main reason I get girls
>>33943417I enjoy playing the piano and I do art on occasion if that convinces you
By this time next year, I will have my really cool busty asian gf atoga. You'll see
>>33943445I need a mathwiz gf.
>>33943464you'll be dead from all the dick sucking you do, to avoid getting banned for spamming, faggot.
I cant fall asleep.Im clearly tired but cant sleep
>>33943470shut up chink, ill spam alllllllllll i want
>>33943445Shut the fuck upKill yourself
>>33943480no one wants your curry ass, fag.ENTJ has you exposed, cowfucker.
Morte et dabo
>>33943480>>33943487also, show up at Times Square tomorrow at 3:00PM tomorrow. Make sure you wear your favorite cuck shirt with a sign that says "I am a little bitch" so I can find you easily.You are fucking done in, bitch.
>>33943021yes we are aware men have monkeybrains when it comes to sex and their penisbrain takes over
>>33943481but i want dick first..
>>33943492Fuck off
>>33943492This smol nigga doesnt even have teefsLolLaugh at him
Im thinking miku miku ooo eeee oooo
>>33943481You got your balls busted
>>33943487>>33943489not brown, but youre yellow keeeeek
It’s gonna have to be you.
>>33943504no u
>>33943507I can’t, now.
>>33943496dont be mean to him, hes still growing his baby teeth
>>33943509OkI can still make fun of you thoughYes i have been quite horny myself recently :/
Women, why do so many of you hate men but want to fuck violent monsters?
Interpret this dream for me>I (about 30 yo M)>Is at uni for another semester, while my 18F cousin’s daughter begin her first semester>for some reason we all have mendatory cardio >We have to run in the yard of my old elementary school>I’m way behind her>I feel a great sens of shame, since I’ve been running way longer than her>She’s allowed to go spend the recess outside the yard while I have to redo my mendatory runs.
>>33943525Resentment due to feeling like your niece is taking strides further along than you did. You’re scared that you’re trapped in the childhood whereas the niece is going through it easily, and you don’t know why.
>>33943522Most of us don't hate men nor want to fuck violent monsters, it's just the men you fuck.
>>33943532>all these lies and falsehoods in one short postThis is honestly impressive.
>>33943527That’s exactly how I interpreted it initially.
>>33943534Dreams are both very informative and completely inane.
Men, how do you get over women?
Why do some men honk at random pedestrians at intersections. It’s usually men trying to make their friend passangers laugh.
>>33943537I've never had a woman to get over, so I wouldn't know.
>>33943537Time, meeting others, focusing on the things that brought me joy prior to them.
It's unbelievable how my parents will throw all my stuff away without telling me, but I have to beg them to throw some piece of garbage from 10 years ago.
>>33943537Unless you're a complete pussy-whipped faggot, you'll be 95% over her the first time you flirt with another woman and you'll be 100% over her as soon as you bang the next one
>>33943544Just so you know, I bought two larping sponge swords from a mom who was selling her adults son’s old toys. Those two were worth about 300$ in total. She charged me 10$!
>>33943537By getting on top of another woman
>>33943547They never fucking ask. Why do parents do shit like this? It's like they don't respect their children.
>>33943549I still remember when my dad gave my batmobile replica to a charity for children, without asking me.But hey, I now own 2 beautiful Calimacil sponge swords and I can play with my friends.
I wish I had a big titty asian gf to walk to wingstop with me while it's raining. We could chill and devour some wings, then walk back home and have seggs
