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>me ruining my own life againI love having depression
>>33963119Cougars KILL.young anons, don't fall for it.
>>33963119I think i need picrel
>>33963119Just another example of women using and manipulating men
>>33963130stop it
>>33963130me rn
>>33963119Why can't this dynamic work in the other direction? Where is my zoomer (25yo) touch starved gf?I mean I would also like a socially awkward childless, single 30yo career woman. That would be nice too.
>>33963139That’s a guy fantasy, leave us out of it
>>33963145What about 22? And how old are you? I guess that’s my problem in this scenario, nvm
>>33963145>25yoWhat?
>>33963146There are literally dozens of news stories from just this year of teachers fucking their underage students.
I started modelling and I think this photo agency wants me to take somewhat homosexual photos. I need the money so I'm not going to turn it down, but do fujos like that sort of thing? I like fujos.
>>33963145because women are cute and men aren't.because lonely women are moe and lonely men are sad.why do you pretend this isn't the case?
>>33963151dont act like you dont want it, whore
>>33963151>I like fujos.What?
>>33963152>because women are cute and men aren't.Sure, but men are cuddly.
>>33963146>That’s a guy fantasy, leave us out of itAre you sure about that?
I'm not really looking for anyone. I figured that since I missed out on the more important developmental parts of life (and even if I'd experienced them they would've bored me), that I'll spend my life hashing it out myself and doing the things I've always wanted to. Do you think it's possible to meet women this way who are doing the same thing? Not a travelling whore hippie type, but one who missed out on romance and is just doing her own thing. I wonder if they exist. We might've been sleeping next to each other in a truck stop parking lot somewhere along the 101 near Salinas, not knowing the other was so close. Sadly you don't meet many nice girls in the Inyo wilderness.
>>33963153I mean everyone else including my dad have done it, so it's not like it'd be a huge deal. IDK I just need to pay my bills>>33963155Fujos are hot.
>>33963151You should be killed along with all the fujos.
>>33963145>Where is my zoomer (25yo) touch starved gf?They don't exist.>>33963160They don't exist.
>>33963119So if i wanted to hook up my godmother with someone it would have to be some college kid who makes it trough freshman year and still retains a virginal aura?
Should I go to a bar tonightodd = yeseven = no
>>33963166What a garbage idea
>>33963166I was kinda hoping it would say yes. Reroll>>33963169Why
>>33963151How muscular are you?
>>33963119once im a 30 year old gen z ill do the same with the younger generation. offer a relationship once im 30+ with a house and a j**. As long as its lawful its ok.
>>33963170The fuck are you gonna find in at a bar besides depressed losers
Going to the movies tonight. Should be a good time.
>>33963150Sensationalism. Because it’s rare it’s hyped up. Every week there is a new youth pastor or some conservative being caught for being a pedophile, it’s not news, it’s not shocking, it’s the norm. When a woman does a fraction of this dumb guys like you lose their mind.
Okay girls, I'm supposed to wait for IOIs from girls before interacting with them. Yes. Understandable.I've been getting progressively more attractive but here's the problem: TAKEN (like I know beforehand they have boyfriends) girls give me IOIs. I know the Gen Z meta is to steal the guys chick but I'm not a homewrecker.What do?>Inb4 no ure not getting more attractive it's fixedI'm using prescription drugs to become more attractive. I'm cheating the system.
>>33963162*beaver-scream.mp4*
>>33963159Yes
>>33963171I have okay muscles. My pectoral distribution sucks but it looks good with an arms up pose.My main concern is my face because the photographer said it was "interesting". I don't know what the hell he means...>>33963170rekt
femanons, do you think you can take on two dudes at the same time?
>>33963179Why is IOI
>>33963179>the Gen Z meta is to steal the guys chickthe fucking what?
>>33963184Who is IOI?
>>33963183No. Too small too much dude, it’s weird when multiple guys share sexual encounters, they must see the guy and like it too. Turns me off
>>33963185Guy is a dumb terminally online hypernigger
>>33963163answer the question nignog
>>33963179It’s not meta, but cute incel moment
>>33963183In a fight right? B-b-because you're definitely not going to put both of your dicks in her pussy-y-y... right? That would be pure fantasssyyy.
>>33963175idk but if i dont go somewhere then I find >>>nobody<<<
WHAT S OIO
>>33963184eyefucking, rubbing my shoulder (only encountered shoulder rubbing if the given girls intoxicated)>>33963185Atleast in extremely extroverted settings i.e interacting with people who go clubbing or go to bars often it is the meta.
>>33963151Fujos like sharp facial features and lean bodies with well developed pecs and ass.
>>33963194You live in a bubble.There are many sectors of real life that aren't pretty, i.e war, poverty in many parts of the world, gangs, etc.
>>33963178This is total delusion.
>>33963203Wrong anon
>>33963146>>33963191>>33963194You will never be a woman.
>>33963207Which part of my reply is wrong? Are you retarded? Are you telling me conflicts are fun or pretty?
>>33963205No that checks out. Enjoy doing your “research”
>>33963198That looks like dick between boobs
>>33963208Too late. Take the complaint to my parents or your god
>>33963213I'm not going to spend half an hour doing research over something you pulled out of your ass. Have fun living in your own little fantasy world.
>>33963198>>33963188>>33963184>Gen A doesn't know what IOI means anymoreJesus, this is grim. IOIs are what you must first learn in PUA.
Get it twisted. If you lock in you can do anything... Motherfucker... Get it twisted. Your actions impact nothing. Your fate is predetermined. The only thing you can change is your reaction to it. You can do anything you set your mind to. The world is a playground designed for you, and only you to achieve your highest level ambitions. If you wait 90 minutes to wake up until you drink your first cup of coffee nothing can stop you. If you duct tape your mouth when you fall asleep nothing can stop you. Get it twisted. You are a pawn in a universe chess match. You mean nothing to god, if they even exist. You’re a rounding error. You’re two pennies on a fortune 500 company’s balance sheet. They don’t care about you in the slightest. Get it twisted. Everybody gets what they deserve in this life. If you put in effort, you can achieve anything. Successful people are better people. Get it twisted. The circumstances surrounding your birth determine where you are going to go. Nothing else matters at all. Your own level of education. Your attitude. Your level of effort. Your friends. Your network. Your business. Your credentials... (motherfucker)
>>33963212You replied to the wrong anon. I don’t know if your post is right or wrong, it has nothing to do with me. Talk about retardation, jeez
>>33963216God had nothing to do with you cutting your dick off.
>>33963219ioi and pua are the sounds of a puking cat
>>33963220Are you quoting Northernlion?
>>33963223I was replying to the reply to >>33963203
>>33963218Oh the irony you are too dumb to comprehend
>>33963219I’m gen z and I have no clue either
>>33963225You're an AFC lol
>>33963219>pick up artistry in 2025how fucking old are you?
>>33963224I never had one. Why are you imagining cock so much?
>>33963235Sure thing bro. Post tits.
>>33963232and you're a nigger.going by your posts you're well over 40, don't be perving on 'girls' at least. if you didn't know, there's this insane concept of a 'woman'
The existence of PUAs shows how pathetic men are
>>33963228Take it up with them, not me
>>33963238Yup
>>33963236I believe you’re a guy, I don’t want you to post anything of yourself.
>>33963231Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muCUvxxVNsMYou have a lot to learn before you become an MPUA.
>>33963244I’m not watching anything. Explain it with words or not at all
>>33963238There's nothing pathetic about it. Females respond to the same signals of alpha men. If you copy that, you get access granted to vaginas.
>>33963244ROFL
>>33963238Peacocking works ngl
>>33963244Bro looks like Elijah wood and Johnny Depp had a baby
>>33963226Get it twisted.
>>33963242Yeah I am, like you and everybody else on 4chan.
>>33963183Easily. At least for one night.
This resembles the life I love
Girls would you rather date a guy who watches pickup artist stuff (and obviously was using it on you to pick you up), or a guy who watches ASMR content?
>>33963255How long have you been obsessed over men? Is it a closet thing?
Where do I meet clingy gf
>>33963261ASMR, that guy like satisfying sounds. The other guy is a weird creep
>>33963262Let's see your tits "femanon".
>>33963261depends on the type and creator of the ASMR.
Pussies are really great, but it's too bad that they come attached to women.
>>33963238>guy with rizz, learned from other guys:/>guy with rizz, learned from talking shit to women all his life:O
>>33963266Wrong thread
>>33963267There are seriously asmr creators that would be worse in your mind than PUA content?In my mind PUA stuff would be worst than almost all porn, so what kind of ASMR stuff do you think is worse than that? The worst I know is stuff that delves into barely-softcore porn.
>>33963265But if he learned PUA, he would know not to tell girls that he watches ASMR/BBC porn. Every man needs to know at least the basics of PUA.
>>33963273Wrong board troon
Cause I’ve tried everything
>>33963274Yep I'm really put off by nail fetishism, and closeups of the mouth and teeth.Viscerally repulsive and even moreso those that enjoy it.The odd one I don't mind though is stomach gurgles (not vore). I think because it's residual from in utero ambience so it's not perverse, just comforting
>>33963275You can’t hide creep like that
>>33963145>whereSame as you dumbass, not sure how to meet anybody, not sure where to find anybody, posting anonymously on forums and web pages, knowing that they certainly can't just get a partner off of these places, because if they're crazy and online, the only people in their circles are also going to be crazy and probably ugly. They probably have very low self-esteem and think they themselves are ugly and unlovable.
>the type of women I'm attracted to are not attracted to me Other than good indicators of physical health and fitness, is the only solution to improve wealth, status or more importantly social skills? The types of women I attract I am not really that invested in. I also have no delusions about what my worth is either. Just satisfied at the moment with my own hobbies and pursuits so the cost-benefit of being in a relationship doesn't really add anything to my life.
>>33963281What about heartbeat stuff like this?(I don't know this channel, I just found it by searching just now)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kqd82B8CLHg
>be very attractive>settle for ugly dude>have child with him>within the confines of marriage>some literal ugly botched walking skeleton snatches him away What's even the point, even if you actually are stacy and very attractive, even if you settle for clearly not Chad, even if you get him to marry you, even if you give him a child, you will still have him stolen away from you by some slut who does it only because she can.
>>33963287You're like halfway there, you recognize that you have a specific type and that they don't like you and that you attract a specific type. So you need to find out how to become the type that your type are attracted to. For example, Goth emo alt chicks don't usually like a gym rat. Don't do, but most want tall skinny, alt, goth, emo boy, they want twink mode. So whatever your type is, figure out what they like and then become it.
>>33963288The audio itself is fine, but the format is pathetic. Nun costume, hugging to breast, and self insert in general
Anons and Femanons, the Rape Ape is coming to rape and gape you. You get a day of prep time, but can't leave your house or have people deliver you anything. Do you think you can survive the night against the Rape Ape's home invasion attempt?
>>33963289Maybe females should stop dating cheaters then? Also, that wife isn't attractive, she has a fat manjaw. Ariana can always gain back her weight and be pretty again.
>>33963292pongos have micropeens but are indeed very strong... hmm...
>>33963292I have multiple guns and plenty of ammo for them. I'll be fine.
>>33963293I think it's just the awkward smile there making the jaw disproportionate. She's elegant and well groomed/styled if nothing else
>>33963293She's certainly more attractive that madam botched filler. She can regain weight (she won't, anorexia this progressed rarely if ever recover) but sge can't fix the damage
>>33963298>ugly virgins insist she's ugly>she's literally just a natural, average woman
>>33963295Round 2 - The Rape Ape is now immune to bullets. Still think you got him beat?
>>33963292I commit suicide
>>33963302So Round 2 is just make up whatever we want? Then I'm Superman.
>>33963298I'm still picking Ariana. You're giving me 2 ugly women, I'll pick the richer one who used to be hot. I can just close my eyes and think of Ariana from 2018 when I'm fucking her.
>>33963289>>33963298>>33963299This guy clearly has a ugly soulNo mentally stable would look as weird as he does
>>33963305Or you can have the doctor thats capable of love with milky breasts. Dumbass.
State gender. Would you be willing to wait for someone? Say they say “I like you, but…” and they mention wanting to finish a a degree, find a new job, etc, before they start dating. Would you wait? It’s pretty implied that they have their eyes on you, but there’s no guarantee they don’t eventually change their mind or find someone else.And would you ever wait before confessing your feelings to someone? If so, in what situation? (By wait, I mean extended time, like months-years)
>>33963292yeah, np
>>33963311No thanks.
>>33963313fhow retarded, you can date whilst doing all these thingssomeone that can't multitask and is overwhelmed by school and dating isn't someone I would want to be around anyways - imagine them trying to juggle a job and being a parent at the same time, lol
>>33963307On the one hand, very based to judge a book by its cover. Some ugly people look untrustworthy because they are. It's just the facts. We discriminate for a reason. Very rarely are these judgments wrong. By now, I've learned to listen to my gut because messages like picrel only harm the naive. But I also hate, on the other hand, picrel because being a fat ugly retard with broken crooked teeth is still being a fat ugly retard with broken crooked teeth. You will not look good no matter how nice and totally compassionate you are. Besides which, I've never actually met a fat woman that's sweet, kind, and jolly. Jolly fat men sure every once in a while, but fat women are always bitter, enraged, cunts. No exceptions. These days, most fat men are going the same way, weirdly feminized, entitled, huffing grade a copium that it's actually just natural aging, or their big bone, or they're totally ripped under all that fat. Obesity is like meth blisters. It reveals you have bike habits.
>>33963313FYes, I know that situation myself. I have eyes on a boy but I know we are both in different places. I think we both know without having talked about it too. I wouldn’t hold it against him if he found someone else though. Good people deserve good things
>>33963151Don't let yourself get taken advantage of, anon.
>>33963313MaleIt really depends on a lot of things. If we're both young (mid-20s or younger) and we lived far apart while she was completing a degree then we could wait to start dating. I don't think LDRs ever turn out well.But if we're going to be in the same area I don't see why we couldn't just date while she's doing that, and if we're in our late 20s or 30s and she's more focused on a college degree than dating, that's also a pretty big red flag to me.
>>33963313FNO. We can date while he does this. He clearly wants to be a whore and waste my time.
>>33963318That’s not even close to reality. I’m guessing you larp as a woman
>>33963307Holy cope.
>>33963293>gain weight and be pretty againshe would kill herself before gaining weight.also you don't know how cosmetic surgeries work i.e. cumulative microcorrectionbogged and boney forever
>>33963331Why are these responses so funny every time
>>33963313I didn’t confess to a girl I think I really had a chance with because I thought I wasn’t good enough. I had some internal problems I needed to figure out. I’d rather die alone and her be happy with someone else then ever hurt or drag her into my ruins.
>>33963321>dewyBitch that's grease dripping out of your pores lmao>I've never actually met a fat woman that's sweet, kind, and jolly.I think that's because our standards of fat have changedBack in the day being 20 pounds overweight was FATNow you have to be 70 pounds overweight to be called fat
>>33963336Pointing out the obvious is always funny. Basic writing. In a movie if a nuclear bomb explodes over a city it’s horrific and sad, but if someone add “I don’t think they’ll make it” it becomes funny
>>33963344Nah that’s not why it’s funny, at least to me, it’s a stupid thing
>>33963184>>33963188Indicator of interest.I think "Mystery" came up with the acronym for his "Mystery method."He's 6'5" btw. I'm not sure why anyone took his advice seriously.
>>33963339I feel like even overweight women end up having this weird chip on their shoulder, because they're close enough to a normal weight they get to call themselves skinny these days, or say that they're pretty much just really normal. No bitch, you're fat. Five pounds overweight is chubby, where you're sitting is straight up fat. "Skinny" is average, even if everyone else calls that skinny. Skinny used to mean bones poking out. Now it means anyone with just a single chin. Even men are pretty bad for this shit these days. It used to be that dudes would always encourage each other to be better. They'd uplift each other and say damn dude you look fantastic. Maybe they'd even ask for help to get better. These days, they just squint and say that eventually you'll be fat too, just like them. The fat fairy is coming and they'd better be ready for it. They'll just be sleeping in their bed and all of a sudden they'll be tapped with fat pixie dust and start gaining weight from thin air.
>>33963321pure vitriol wow.same mindset as pibble apologists.>omg MY velvet hippo wouldn't have mauled your child. The crotch goblin likely triggered him, your fault really. bad parenting.
>>33963349>It used to be that dudes would always encourage each other to be better. They'd uplift each other and say damn dude you look fantastic. Maybe they'd even ask for help to get better. These days, they just squint and say that eventually you'll be fat too, just like themCrab bucket mentalityA death spiral to be the worse you can be a racing everyone to the bottom because giving up is easier than tryingAlso doesn't help that what we consume is just poison
State gender. If you were rich, How would you makes sure a date isn’t gold digging (or a gold digger)?
>>33963345That’s okay. You don’t have to be like vast majority of people, but it’s not supid
>>33963357I HATE THIS VIDEO SO MUCHI HATE ITI HATE II HATE I HATI HAI HI
>>33963360fif I was rich, I wouldn't give a shitofc people would want a piece of the cake, duhlet them have some fun, let's have some fun together - let's buy a yacht and go on a trip around the world, let's buy fast cars and fancy villas, let's buy an inhabited island and larp as wildlings, let's buy all the pretty things, let's hire staff to do all the annoying chores for us, let's get tailored unhinged matching outfits, let's buy all the materials for any new hobby we want to give a try
>>33963368but not as much as I love women
>I really pity my partner and that's part of the reason we're together She has little to friends, rarely smiles, is prone to get irritated frequently over little things, rarely wants to try anything different and is overall negative but I can't seem to bring myself to dump her. How can I cure myself of this hero complex?
>>33963360FDate someone equally rich?
>>33963360I pay for the date, but if she purposefully orders expensive shit, I'm out
>>33963357You don't have to consume poison though. No one is forcing you to eat deep fried nachos with plastic sauce. No one is forcing you to drink the 500 calorie starbies. I have known usually women to add sugar and butter and oil to their husbands food so that he gains weight just like she did and then becomes just as ugly as she knows she is so he can't cheat or leave and she's not alone in her fat ugliness. I guess it's just that I expect better for men instead of discouraging weight loss, saying they'll only hurt themselves or that they'll only regain the weight and get fatter. That everyone will be just as fat and disgusting as they are. Or they accuse you of anorexia, they accuse you of ozempic. As if EVERYONE needs a drug that prevents them from feeling hunger to avoid being a lard ass. Like it's hard.
>>33963360FI just don't tell them, duh. Why would I tell them that I was rich? It's not exactly that I'd hide it, it's just that I don't really believe in showing off wealth anyway, so it's not like I'd be wearing designer clothes and have expensive jewelry. I don't really like wearing jewelry anyway. Why would I want to wear valuable items that make me a target for theft? Why would I want to show off that I'm literally made of money?
>>33963376Shopping is not a date and my god how low is the beauty standard in NY
>>33963376>"high end escort">the chronic stress and trauma ages her 15 years
>>33963371>anon asks how to avoid gold diggers>hole answers to give gold diggers everythingPottery
>>33963374find something else to base your whole sense of self off and get your low effort ego strokes
>>33963382>not fat>not blackThats the bar.
>>33963371You need to be over 18 to post here.
>>33963374You’re probably a bigger contributor to her depression than you’d admit
>>33963382>low>NYNY easily has the best average attractiveness in the country, especially since due to having less of a car culture in major areas, people aren’t as fat
>>33963374>How can I cure myself of this hero complex?Have a daddy complex instead.
Is it an ick for a man to want to be pampered by a woman?
>>33963377>You don't have to consume poison thoughI know but at least in the US they make poison slop even more poisonous.
>>33963391Unfortunately if you aren't rich you don't have access to anything in the city including any of the women. Literally every woman in NY is there to try and bag a rich finance guy.
>>33963394Depends on what you mean my pampered.
>>33963389This. She can sense that she's a pity fuck, a pity hug, a pity kiss. She can tell that you don't actually like her. She knows that the second something better comes along. You're gone. She knows that you don't love her. Hell, you probably don't even like her. The best thing you can do is say>listen, I thought maybe it would help you to see that someone is capable of caring about you, but I recognize that I can't fix you. You can fix you. Go and find things you're passionate about. Proof to yourself first before others that you have value and worth. There's someone out there that is the perfect companion for you, and I'm sorry that I'm not him. This is nothing that you've done wrong. This is on me.
>>33963399I like how women will suck dick and swallow cum but when it comes to their bf being like>could you just let me nap with my head on your lap while you stroke my hairthey're like>ewwww, gross.
>>33963313MI’m waiting for a woman right now. I wasted no time in telling her how I felt about her.
>>33963387No it’s not. We see plenty of both doing just fine
>>33963391That is worse, you get that right?
State gender. How would you feel if your partner told you they had better sex with different people in the past? They don’t say it as an insult.
>>33963410What’s the point of saying it then? If they’re looking to improve our sex, that would ick me hella
>>33963410fI'd tell him to go fuck them instead in that case and leave unless he can give actual constructive criticism and suggestions on how to make our sex better
>>33963391Google it, not the case
>>33963410I think people kind of accept that this can often be true, but also it's just a shitty thing to do to bring it up.So the issue is less that it's true and more that it is inherently something somebody would say to make you feel bad.
>>33963403You find a woman that hasn’t lost the desire to take care of her man. But yeah, as for your example, you can’t exactly ask for that directly.
>>33963410FWe are no longer partners
>>33963391>NY easily has the best average attractiveness in the countryNYC is like 20% white, and most of that is "white" jews. Every other brown woman wouldn't be dying their hair blonde if white wasn't the standard for beauty.
>>33963410M. I walk.
>>33963410MSuicide
>>33963418>FMore like YWNBAW
>>33963292my uncle is an apeist
>>33963410MThere’s pretty much no way for me to take that but as an insult. I’d probably end up dumping her over it.
>>33963289Why are you calling left very attractive, even going so far to call her a Stacy? She literally looks like she could be the dudes sister.
>>33963410>They don’t say it as an insult.How the fuck is that not an insult?
>>33963423I don’t know what that is.
>>33963397And I'm saying I get that, but the only excusable thing in your picture is ketchup. You're just going to have to accept that necessary evil. And it should still take you a considerable amount of time to go through ketchup anyway. So it's not like you're consuming a bottle a day, half a bottle a day. Honestly, even if you consume a tablespoon of ketchup a day, that's a little bit excessive, I think. You can control what you put in your body.
>>33963429Guy logic. It’s not an insult, you being insulted is on you.
>>33963412>>33963413>>33963418>>33963420>>33963422Why are you taking it to harsh? Do you actually think you’re gonna be the best lay of someone who has lived a regular social/sex life? Huh? You’re think you’re the best out of Becky’s 20 past partners? Or Ricky’s 50 past? Maybe they’re saying to do you guys can improve ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1TwQZIUZT0Should I send this song to my Brazilian escort?Her body was the most perfect body I've ever seen and felt. I saw her on my birthday and fell in love.
>>33963433seething moid hands
>>33963410MI would tell her to give me instructions on how to give better backshots or else i will sudoku
>>33963431>but the only excusable thing in your picture is ketchupThe second most ingredient is corn syrup.
>>33963431I understand all of that, my point is that the government actively wants people to be unhealthy, otherwise all of this shit wouldn't be in the food
>>33963289Well that guy is enabling her disease unironically, probably wants her money desu ngl.
>>33963435Jesus christ
>>33963434>Maybe they’re saying to do you guys can improvethen they can tell me what and how to improve, no need to compare you can tell your mom to make her lasagna a bit less salty pls but saying it will never compare to grandma's is just dumb, rude and unnecessary and shows that you have no sense of nuance and tact, which is not something I need in my life
>>33963434It means he rank sex with women instead of seeing it as a connection we build together. Huh? Are you that dumb?
>>33963434Then she’s more than free to go “improve” it with someone else when i leave her ass.
>>33963292I think I could take him.
>>33963410MaleDumb fornicator problems. I.e. not mine.
>>33963434Oh it was incel bait, of course
>>33963445Of course people rank sex. People regularly think about their best hookups or the one who had those “very large but perky tits, “ etc. maybe it’s not an internal ranking but people can compare or reflect on past.
>>33963403>>33963417What the fuck are you talking about? Do you actually interact with women or just tall teens?
>>33963430Yeah you've never seen that before my dude
Until it finds my dreams have disappeared
Do men ever envy the confidence of fat black women?
>>33963451nta but stop projecting, not everyone is as retarded as youtake this as a good hint as to why you are single
>>33963451No anon. Just because you made it a norm that’s not how everyone view people or sex. It’s sad that you can’t even see it any other way.
>>33963410FI ask where I can improve, what I'm doing wrong, what they're expecting me to do.
>>33963456you may call it confidence, but I call it annoying and rude behavior.
>>33963434>Do you actually think you’re gonna be the best lay of someone who has lived a regular social/sex life?Not them, but yes. I’ve lived a regular life and have only slept with three different women at 30>Maybe they’re saying to do you guys can improve ?They could just ask me to improve instead of comparing me unfavorably to someone else. I wouldn’t be able to trust a woman who said that to me anymore.
>>33963453I haven’t. You could tell me what it is, weirdo
>>33963460Do kegels until you can crush my cock like a coke can, please and thank you
>>33963427Because she is the average woman, however, she's boosted up higher because she's not fat. She is tall. She has her own money and status. And she's fertile.
>>33963460Do you not find it disrespectful? Do you think he would act the same way if you said that?
Was it that weird?
Need pp touched
>>33963475yea
>>33963469Does this mean you are fat, short, broke, and infertile?
>>33963464>only 3 women at 30NTA do you have volcel periods? Or have you had 3 girlfriends? 3 is kind of low.
>>33963433What the hell is wrong with you? She essentially told him that he's the back-up plan, he's the settle, he's the last resort. If she was just going for sex or just going based off looks and charisma, she wouldn't pick him. She's picked him because he's safe, because he's dependable. Not because he's the most attractive to her. For some reason, there's this weird thought that only women have the desire to be the apple of their partner's eye, that only women want to feel like the only [gender] in the world to their partner.
>>33963480yes
>>33963481I’ve had volcel periods, yes. I don’t have casual sex.
>>33963439There are versions out there with just cane sugar. What I mean is there's really no excuse to consume soda. But a condiment, yeah, sure. People use condiments. Go figure.
>>33963484I could still fix you.How short are you? It might actually be a positive trait.
Are dogs a good cope for loneliness?
>>33963489I'm nta, I just wanted to be annoying
>>33963456I envy the fact I’m not putting my dick between their ass cheeks
>>33963482Not the one example you came up with, in general.
>>33963491You decided to engage in this roleplay. Are you going to commit to the bit or not.
>>33963490Yeah dude, just look at childless cat ladies, they're not miserable cunts at all.
>>33963494not, but good luck
>>33963490Yeah, at the very least the dog will make you take it for a walk and to not blow your top off for at least 7 years
>>33963478Sorry for having feelings :/
>>33963440Yes, and again, I do understand this, but you don't have to consume it. Just because there are Doritos and Candy at the checkout in every single grocery store, that does not mean you have to purchase it. You don't have to eat it, even if it's offered, even if it's free. You don't have to get McDonald's. No one's forcing you to.
>>33963501try psychopathmaxxing
>>33963504I tried but there's still lots of goodness in my heart.
>>33963507skill issue
>>33963440nigga you aren't foie gras. who is shoving it down your throat?Yes most items in a grocery store aren't even food at this point.but there are also beans.eat the fucking legumes.
Lovesick and can’t sleep bleh
>>33963509I knew you would say that.
>>33963516Okay joseph joestar
ive been seeing this guy everywhere after he looksmaxxed and even seen some of his streams.today a tiktok girl with 5 times his following went into his DMs and was trying to fuck him on stream so badly even while he was being obnoxious incel to her.looksmaxxing really works. it really is chad does what chad wants isnt it huh?
>>33963519Not really. You’ll get the same with being average too. I’m the testament that you don’t have to try very hard to get a lot
>>33963519that's not the real world. at least not for us anons.
>>33963467If you're not doing kegels you're not trying.>>33963474I mean I guess it depends on the context. I'm also an autist so I say I want honesty and I actually mean it. I don't want to be lied to. If a guy finds me unattractive and doesn't want to date me I want him to say that. If there's something I can do to improve I want him to just tell me. If he wants me to lose weight or notices I've gained weight and I don't notice I want him to tell me. If he wants me to change my hairstyle and we're in a committed relationship so his opinion really does matter I want him to tell me. I'm assuming that this is in the context of post intercourse asking how it was and then getting on to what's the best sex you've ever had. And yeah I'm going to assume that unless he's very limited in experience I'm not the best he's ever had which is fine. I then ask for more detail about the best experience and how I can match it what I can do to get to that point. I do just see it as constructive. I'll also say that, yes, I expect him to be able to take honesty.
why is this thread and board so slow.. wake up guys......
>>33963480Short yes. Maybe it's a woman thing, but supermodels are tall. All models are tall. Tall is seen as a very attractive trait. Being short, isn't. Fat, no. Fat is disgusting. Nobody should be fat. Broke. I guess it depends who you ask. I'm sure there are some people that would say I'm broke, but I think I'm doing alright at least. I'm not hurting for money. Ugly is also kind of in the eye of the beholder. To me, I see myself as average. I'm nothing special. Some people have told me that I'm cute, pretty, etc., and other people have said that they don't find my features attractive. And others are pretty level with me and say I'm just average, which I accept. Not everyone can be hot. Not everyone can be attractive. That's a scale. Ones and twos are pretty rare, and so are 9's and 10's. Most of us are going to be a 5, a 6, to be pretty is to be a 7.
>>33963523Fellas, remember, never stick your dick in crazy.
>>33963524no thanks
>>33963489>fertility drugsStatistically, most women have fertility issues because their fat as fuck, old as fuck, or they've been on birth control for a decade or longer. Big Jew says that we shrimply dont know why fertility tissues are so common. Drugs will not fix the problem. Just start exercising, eating less, and making sure that what nutrition you do get is meaningful. A salad can be fantastic. Unless it's only iceberg lettuce with an entire half cup's worth of dressing on top of it.
>>33963528braphog
>>33963519Bro has an obscene amount of money though, and still did a lot of unreasonable things. For all the gear that he's using, he has pitiful results.
>>33963523Is this you?
>>33963533how old is he? hair is nice.
>>33963526God I would breed you silly.
>>33963528Here's your thicc woman. This is what men like right? Shortstack?
>>33963519A lot of these people are sharing content with streamers and are getting compensated with cash and/or exposure, so none of this is very sincere and should be disregarded as such
>>33963535ew cringe
>>33963523>If you're not doing kegels you're not trying.I like the cut of your gib femanon. I am your boyfriend now and will be your husband in the near future.
Do women hate it when men are obsessed with them?
>>33963542lame, gross.
>>33963546Alright then, you will be the trophy I forcibly take home after I ransack your village.
>>33963527>>33963535When did I say I'm begging or that I would do unreasonable things for him? If he says he wants me to get breast implants, the answer is no. If he says he wants me to get Botox, the answer is no. If he wants me to get height changing surgery, the answer is no. If he wants me to get a BBL, the answer is no. But, if he were to say I want you to spend more time in the gym and get a rounder ass, okay, as long as he's willing to go to the gym too and get some broader shoulders. I believe in doing acts of service as a show of love, words of affirmation, et cetera, but I'm not going to be his mommy. I might clean the house one day, the whole house top to bottom and do a deep clean before he gets home, but that's also because I live there too and it's something that's also nice for me, but I'm not going to clean up his laundry off the floor and wash his dirty dishes unless we're married, and only he's working while I take care of the kids and I'm doing house wife shit. I like cooking, so I guess yeah I'll be making meals for him, sex yeah no shit, but again I'm getting something out of this and it's just showing affection. It's not begging for his affection. If we're in a relationship and partners, it's not all give and it's not all take.
>>33963533dude watch the streams...its not the moneygirls are thirsting for his LOOKSif you are denying this youre copinghe doesnt have much money now.
>>3396353619
I am exceptionally hung FUCKING over.But man, am I tired.Hopefully I didn't make any stupid posts last night and doxx myself or something...
>>33963536I don't actually remember but I've seen a few videos on him where they're being honest and saying that he's done a lot of risky procedures that easily could have left him botched and he just got really lucky that he's not botched. The drugs that he's taken are very risky for longevity but he insists that he's shown his blood work and he's actually the picture of health and he has not done any damage to his body. If you look at his hairline, though, it is receding and has been receiving since he started abusing steroids. That's kind of just a given side effect. Very few escape with hair...
>>33963552you did, and sorry but I'll be the one to spoil the surprise party. now everyanon is going home...
>>33963552Yeah, you confessed your love to ENTJ and BlueValkyrie at the same time!
>>33963554I'm glad at least I had that impact then.
>>33963550I think you misunderstood what I mean. What I mean is you cannot looksmaxx like him unless you have very, very, very deep pockets. It's just not achievable for most people and he really wasn't bad looking to begin with. Some of the shit he's done, he could have accomplished pretty much for free with a few years of actual hard work and dedication in the gym. For all the steroids that he's using, he could have just actually been lifting weights this whole time instead of going to the gym just to do like three sets of lifting and then 20 sets of taking pictures and videos. Does he look good? I guess so, but there's also something uncanny about him. Hoes want him because he does clearly have money and fits conventional boxes. Is he attractive? I don't know how attractive he is in person. There's a big difference between seeing someone on your 2D screen, even if they're spinning in circles and trying to give you the full 360 and actually seeing them in person.
>>33963519>>33963553wait, is left pic the after/streaming??? looks like classic bloated/bogged pillowface. Or was he chubby before.Insanity, regardless.
>Had sex with this girl>She rode me and it was fun>She tell me she want me to be rougher and dominate her next time>think I’ll be so rough, she’ll never leave me after that>The next time we have sex, I fuck her hard and speedy for a long time while choking her, I even slap her face a couple times.>I ask if she’s ok, just to make sure>She told me I was hurting her and she didn’t like it>she never called me againWhy couldn’t she just tell me before I asked?I thought I was doing what she wanted
>>33963549I desperately want to fuck you into my couch with your face burried into a cushion so you can't talk anymore. Stupid, sexy autist girl.
>>33963542I shrimply believe that you should always be trying to be your best. Brush your hair, wash your hair, learn what hair type you have so that you can give it proper care, learn what skin type you have so that you can give it proper care. Dress in a way that flatters your body. Take care of your body so that it looks good. Take care of your skin so you're not dry and flaky or worse saggy. Go to the gym and have some lean mass to shape you. That includes the pussy. It should go without saying though, I expect this from a male partner too. Every ounce of effort I put in, I expect back.
>>33963562You are pitiful.
>>33963410Do a 360 and walk away, while smashing all your art work.
>>33963565Eh.
>>33963561>rougher and dominate>choking her, I even slap her face a couple times.Dude went form A to H instead of A to B
Got flirted with again award
>>33963564Kek, every guy under 30 is already doing that or tried that and realized that only height and face matters.
>>33963524I’m here but the guys here are so obsessed and want time to have a penis
>>33963560There are countless videos on the guy. He was pretty much just a scrawny lanklet and decided that he wanted to do a bunch of steroids. He wanted to get a bunch of plastic surgeries. He has denied that he ever had jaw surgery, but he absolutely did. Human growth hormone doesn't have the type of effects that he has. A true example of what growth hormone abuse looks like is Mr. Mike Israel. It just makes your head bizarrely shaped and deformed and gives you this weird turtle shell gut. It grows your organs too. No, it won't make you taller.
>>33963572>want time to have a penisUh, what?
>>33963524Americans going to sleep.Euros already asleep.
>>33963564Which guy is more attractive to you then?
>>33963562bro I'm a stranger on the internet you have no idea what I actually look like I know that I'm average but you have no idea what that average actually means and you don't know what race I am am I average black am I average Hispanic what average I've given no comparison nor would I I also would never get into a relationship with somebody off for 10 this is just my spam shit hole this is my place that I can post my nonsense thoughts and reply to other people's nonsense thoughts this is my place that I can have mask off not where I hunt for partners.Simps are disgusting anyway, which is how you come across.
>>33963544Only if they are creepy
>>33963571nta but i feel called out>>33963564I have a feeling I would get along very well with you irl.
>>33963574>Penis haver hereGrowing a penis takes a very long time, you have to pure water on it everyday and show it some images of boobs. And every winter it goes away and you have to wait for the summer for it to grow again.
>>33963571if by trying you mean blindly following some other chump's advice on tiktok, getting poor results from misusing products for a month, hopping to the next product, etc., sure.Genuine personal research is rare. It takes time and effort that most young men don't understand how to efficiently use.
>>33963561lame bait
>>33963576right by far.
>>33963577I don't care, I just wanna stuff your mouth with your panties while you give into your lust.
>>33963581>if by trying you mean blindly following some other chump's advice on tiktok, getting poor results from misusing products for a month, hopping to the next product, etc., sure.You have no idea what you're talking about. Females don't even notice the natty guys who work out at the gym. Foids still believe that The Rock's body is all natural in his 50s and compare every man to him.
>>33963574I’m a woman, they took offense to that
>>33963584
>>33963571Very cool anon!>>33963576Oh boy, the same rage bait picture from /fit/ that was posted like what, 10 years ago now? Maybe longer? My opinion hasn't changed since the first time I saw it. I really don't know what woman wants that scrawny little twig who can't do anything to protect you, can't do anything to assert dominance over you, looks like he's a bum and a paper cut could kill him. I'm not interested in that. I want someone that takes care of themselves, just as well as I do if not better. I want someone that looks half competent. Besides which, I don't really think his face is that ugly. Is he a little bit rough because he's decided to try the buzz look? Yes. Are those glasses the best for his face? No. Could he probably improve with the right facial hair? Yes. There are plenty of things that he could probably do to improve. Don't you remember how the original chud guy actually looked so good in his mug shot so that women said he was hot? The chud guy is hot? Yes. Because he tried a different haircut, different facial hair. You're not catching me with this dumb shit.
>>33963561Oh you like boxing, I’ll take this sledgehammer to your face then.
>>33963585The only people that matter knew.Why concern yourself over cattle, male or female?
There are too many fuckable gemanons in here right now, I need to go take a nap or my lustposting takes over.
>>33963579Well, thank you. I'm sure that you're also reasonable and that's why you feel that way
>>33963592I don’t know what that means
>gemanons
>>33963585Are these females in the room with us right now? Fucking crazy. You always love saying that there's no point being natural guys. There's no point working out guys. Women won't really notice or care. They're not going to care unless you're a seaboom. Women don't even know what they want. Most studies that are trying to figure out what women want have to throw away the results because it turns out when they actually look at one woman's answer across all questions, she contradicts herself, time and time again. She doesn't actually know what she wants. Or she does, and for some reason, she doesn't want to say
Need an average braless Latinx girl to teach me how to dance...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=840_-D5RZVA
>>33963598>averagelook around the rest of that dance hall, anon.
>>33963595It means my hormones are on overdrive like every morning and her autism makes her somehow attractive in some retarded way.
>>33963598>LatinxYou want her to gain 200 pounds after six months of dating? The second that she turns 26? Your loss
>>33963598I need a Snow GF, desu…
>>33963600>sheis unquantifiable. just words. you know nothing.
>>33963600Oh okay. Good luck with that
>>33963119M or FWhich boyfriend do you think was the most attractive and do you think any of them were more attractive than she is?
Old people, have you ever used club culombia or an equivalent?Basically in the 80’s they would send you a random VHS every week for a dollarAt first they send you cool family films that you wanted to watch, like back to the future or something, then they progressively start sending you just aerobic and infomertials vhs, and when you try to unsubscribe they would never reply, but they would keep charging you 1$ each time.
>>33963604*unqualifiable, fml
>>33963604The stream of consciousness does say autism and with how fluid it is and the line of thinking, it does indicate female
>>33963606FBottom middle by far, no need to compare it to the rest even
>>33963609and then what, anon? what else is there that is just oh so fuckable?
>>33963606FThe Italian
>>33963608No, I will fuck you and you will feel lucky.My dick knows everything it needs to know and my desperation to dominate her only grows stronger.
>>33963614>>33963611Racist
>>33963607I'm not THAT old, no
>>33963616Probably they all look white to me
>acting this repulsively unquenchable ittDo moids really.what in the world......
>>33963619welcome to christian men on the internet
>>33963613I didn't say fuckable or anything. Just that it does seem female to me.
>>33963619I am just a guy.An Anon, if you will.
>>33963606MMore attractive than her? None. Top right is probably best since if they have a daughter they would look most like her, they would probably make chad sons tooNext best for that reason probably bottom middle french guy
>>33963619You've seen the memes what no pussy does to a motherfucker, and what pussy does to a motherfucker. There is this middle ground where men act reasonable, but it's not here.
>>33963621ah, nta I was addressing. apologies. you're right but I'm trying to show him he's just a disgusting perv
Men are checking out of society at an alarming rate.
>>33963589Do you like mass or tone more?
>>33963626Save us, Europa!
>>33963620I am as unchristian as they come.>>33963619Your resistance only makes me hornier.>>33963625HOT
Why are black african women usually so lean and pretty and as soon as they get pregnant their ass get completly deformed and fat forever?
>>33963626If they were checking out you wouldn’t have to spam this every day.
>>33963600This nigga likes bpd hoes
>>33963632Everyone has a niche, I guess.
>>33963632nay, sperg damsels.
>>33963589I have yet to see real proof that this is the same person.
>>33963630big ass + becoming obese from pregnancy eating = obese ass
>>33963632I have attracted those before, yes.
>>33963611If the age listed is his age, I'd say hell no. He does not look 23. Aging way too fast
>>33963630>Why are black african women usually so lean and prettyUhh they're not
4chan women won’t give me a chance.It’s ogre.
>>33963630the hottentot silhouette is to support babies on the back. eventually their necks got sick of carrying the weight of pots or whatever on head AND a dangling apelet, thus the ass shelf.
>>33963631I will not be censored. Every time my post gets removed I will be reposting it a thousand times. My posts were removed thousands of times, so you can just do the math. Yeah I will be reposting this ten millions times at the very least, that's even if the censorship miraculously stops, it won't obviously so expect this post to be reposted at least hundreds of millions of time if censorship continues. Have a nice day.
>>33963640You have bad, bad taste
>>33963641What the fuckkk?Lmao. You have been watching too many free documentaries.
>>33963642>thousands and millions
>>33963643How do I redeem myself?
>>33963587Howler Monkeys my beloveds
>>33963646Don’t be attracted to mentally ill shit people
>>33963644well, can you correct me? what's the cause then, hm??
>>33963650Bun cakes.It is fattening.
>>33963627Tone is such a stupid term you mean leanness does leanness matter to me and how lean do I think is optimal for men. I would say between 15 to 18% body fat is ideal, if he does have a lot of muscle mass he can pull off 20%. I don't really like super lean sub 12 where it's affecting his hormones and ability to function, and it can just make him look scrawny. I will always choose what looks more natural than unnatural. Mr. Big Beefcake there is definitely impressive and because he's not too lean it makes it more believable that it's natural. It leans a bit towards the fantastic and out of the realm of what's normal and I'd start to worry at that point that he has health issues from being so big like sleep apnea. God forbid he is using gear and he's not going to live a super long time and may have behavioral issues that I really don't feel like dealing with. If I actually feel like giving you any type of effort, I guess I could go to fit and check the CBT thread and see if there's anyone with my most preferred physique at the moment. But you should also keep in mind that I am not a monolith to all women and I certainly don't represent them and I am not hunting for a partner here.
>autistic femanon needs sexual correcting
>>33963652??significant physiological genetics don't adapt that quickly.it's sexual selection based on effective motherhood and oonga boonga primal proportions.
>>33963630What are you talking about? Actual Africans or the American pavement ape?
>>33963653god damn youre autistic
>>33963632What traits define BPD?
>>33963653>I am not hunting for a partner here.It's funny how you keep saying this when nobody asked you ever.God you must be such a cocktease irl and then a good lay.
>>33963653So you're a /fit/ poster?Who do you think about Goblin and T800?What you ever posted in a CB Thread?
>>33963661BPD is just excuses for evil behaviour and free drugs
>>33963658No, African american are usually fat from the get goe, but poverty plays a huge factor on obesity, especislly since all the premade food in america is junkffod filled with sugar and cornsyrup. Don’t even get me started on the "cereals" and cocacola!
I have stupid long hair and a stupid moustache. And I’m tall and fit and handsome or whatever. I need a sex woman to love me or shoot me in the head. My cock is really big, you can fuck me when I’m dead.
>>33963627WHY did you cover his sexy mask... fuck yuo...
>>33963669>no proofgarbage fool
>>33963653based angry femanon
>>33963642How many times? lol incel
>>33963660>autistic person is autisticGo fucking figure dude>>33963666Its my home board. I don't really have any feelings on T-800. Goblinx is its own creature. The fact that the board is still being fed slop about her is astonishing, The fact that she ended up running away with some dude using the trip code Twiggy from the powerlifting general was very, very funny, but I think a lot of Anons forgot the fact that she is one of those creatures that feeds off attention regardless of whether it's good or bad. "As long as people are talking about me, I'm happy. It doesn't really matter what they're saying. They're thinking about me. And that's good enough for me." It was annoying when she first showed up on the scene insisting that she would totally lose the weight and quickly became annoying when she started saying shit like she refused to count calories because it made her anorexic. She refused to track her weight because it made her anorexic. So instead, she just kept shopping different brands of clothing to get a smaller size. It is kinda funny every now and again when someone pretends to be her and give life updates about how she's totally happy and everything's been going fantastic. It just shows the new fags that don't recognize bait.
>>33963671agreeing to this
>>33963672Give a fuck if you believe me, you’re not even a chick
>>33963676holy KEK you actually are autistic?lmao
>>33963676Stop being this way, you keep making my dick harder and harder!
The male fantasy is a woman that's into him.
>>33963676Were you there when that one /fit/ chick's ex posted her giving him a blowjob?Were you there for the cumshroom girl?>the original not the larpers pretending to be herCan you 1/2/3/4?
>>33963684TRVKE
>>33963685>cumshroom girlThe what?
>>33963678Poor logic. If we are all unverified, why do you write such a post? bit gay
>>33963685Is this the male version of makeup frauding?
>>33963684thats also the female fantasy you spergit's simply the human fantasy to want to be wanted, the only difference is that men would want to be wanted so they get to fuck however and whoever they want as often as they want whilst women want to be wanted to get the resources they want because male sexuality is about womb access choice and female sexuality is about reliable access to abundant resources and safety, both of which have the shared goal of producing offspring and raising it in protected environments where everything needed is readily available
I remember one /fit/ girl who posted there and she always got like 100+ replies. I forgot her name.
>>33963698Stardew? Idk if she was actually from /fit/ or just fit
>>33963696Women bitch constantly about men being attracted to them and looking at them.
>>33963696>female sexuality is about reliable access to abundant resources and safetythat's cute
>>33963696Me when I raise my head too high and God’s ceiling fan decapitated me
>>33963668Nobody is forcing them to eat enough slop to become a super morbidly obese. It's just the fact that poor people tend also to be stupid and have very, very low impulse control. Even when a fellow pavement ape builds a community garden of nutritious foods, the others just destroy it for fun. You can't really get them whole foods. All they know is gibs, pillaging, and eating garbage that gets them a dopamine hit, just like drugs do.
>>33963699No, it was a different name. I just remember her outfit was orange and this was maybe around 2017-2019. She must be in her 30s now.
Should I be worried that someone thought I was a woman when I was crouched down working in my front yard? I'm assuming they were looking at my butt or something.
>>33963576>NANOMACHINES SON
>>33963708>and eating garbage that gets them a dopamine hitI'm not fat but if you're poor and in a shit environment, food and drinks are often the only things that bring joy.
>>33963711no option but to troon out now anon
>>33963701and men constantly bitch about women wanting their resources and protection everyone is just trying to get the most bang for their buck, so women try to get stuff without having to provide womb access and men try to get womb access without having to provide any resources or services thats just basic cost-benefit maximization, natural opportunism, the instinctual principle of least effort get used to it
>>33963711Be very worried.They might have even anal probed you,
>>33963711embrace it sweetpea
>>33963711zoomer "men"
>>33963709Guess I missed that. Stardew would get hundreds or replies and the thread became mostly about her simps spamming for like a year straight. She was really nice though.
>>33963660See >>33963527
>>33963685Picrel is one of my favorite fit memes of all time... The bj I think so the cumshrooms I don't think so. Do you remember that one lesbian that was losing weight and stopped posting after she admitted that she met her wife a week after a brutal rape and that she'd long since lost attraction to her wife and they were planning on getting a male to do three ways, but posters called this out and said why not just get divorced? They're just friends, looks like it was just a phase, and she said no we made a commitment before God and our family to be married forever and even though we have no sexual or romantic interest in each other anymore, we plan to uphold that commitment? Rambly but its fuzzy in memory.
>>33963715Lots of men like spoiling their wife/gf and buying them nice stuff, they just don't like a woman that sees them as a meal ticket or credit card.
>>33963639Hes talking about literal africans, not african americans. Negresses are unironically hot as fuck for some reason
>>33963724You're still being hypocritical and paraphrasing. no real argument
>>33963713You sound fat. There are plenty of free ways to get joy, and you never have to spend money on garbage food.
>>33963648nta but nose monkeys are inherently superior
>>33963728Tell me your 5km and 10km times, projecting retard.
>>33963713hi piggy/piggy apologist
>>33963724and lots of women like to ride and suck dick like their life depends on it both methods make the person feel like a good partner, thus more desirable and also likely gives them good responses by the other person being delighted that they get spoiled like that, which in turn provides even more feel good feels to the person giving
I feel offended that I got called "Pops" by a kid while I was in the store yesterday I'm only 27 wtf.
>>33963727You're just mad because deep down you know I'm right. Like what are you even saying? The female fantasy is a dude who buys her groceries and pays rent? That's so obviously not true.
>>33963734thats some nta that butted into the convo, just saying
>>33963734trvke againmanytrvkebombs today
>>33963733Tell him, I’ll fucking break your bones, midget.
>>33963711Quick buy some cat ear gamer headphones and start streaming on twitch. Amass a small following and then intentionally cause twink death. You have a small window to perform this feat and you should take advantage of it while you can.
>>33963733Everything over 19 is old unc get with the times
>>33963733I got called unc several times after turning 25
>>33963721I wasn't there for that, sounds brutalSpeaking of lesbians, this is my favorite /fit/ post
>>33963734There's no singular male or female fantasy. There's instinctual drives, and personal preferences.Yes, several are shared by many many people.
>>33963733It kinda hurts when the youth hit you with a Sir.
>>33963261ASMR, the other one sounds cringe
>>3396373021min 5km, never did a timed 10km. But then again, I'm just posting text on an image board, an anonymous image board. I don't really think there's any way I could prove it, so why bother asking?
>>33963746Shad up!
>>33963734>That's so obviously not true.It is absolutely obviously true. Women delude themselves into not even think about their prerequisites, so in their mind, their fantasy is the “and” at the end of the list.>tall>handsome>stoic>provider>protector>etcAND >sweet, caring, attentive, loving etc.
>>33963281>Yep I'm really put off by nail fetishism, and closeups of the mouth and teeth.>Viscerally repulsive and even moreso those that enjoy itfemanons, please tell me that she is in the minority
>>33963740Why are u ghey?
>>33963744akachually ahh post
>>33963750holy trvkesaving this
>>33963748shut me up :^)
>>33963752I'm not, I just want you to get a bag. I'm like a financial advisor. It would be a shame to leave all that money on the table.(Legal Disclaimer: This is not financial advise)
Are running clubs a good way to meet the opposite sex?
>>33963746Ewwwww, go away
>>33963757Who the fuck are you?
>>33963759There is no wrong way or place, there is only the wrong guy.
>>33963762>>33963761Hahaha
>>33963764Oh you’re Rice? You’re so gross fr
It will all get Better In Time and you will stop Bleeding Love and no longer have to Run
>>33963743Jesus Christ that was hard to read... That's what he gets, though, when you bring someone else into your relationship, you're bound to get cocked, because you are literally cooking yourself. Honey, is it okay if I have sex with someone else? >Sure, babe cuck me. I think it's hot!>cries when he actually gets cucked and she wants to leave himInterestingly, I wonder if he actually could have had any results by showing his girlfriend how the dyke was treating him and how she saw the GF. "You can leave me for this stupid whore but understand what you are to her. This is just a fetish, stealing a man's girlfriend. You're going to get boring very quickly to her. Would you really like to throw all of this away just to be someone's quick conquest? When she has you, you're not appealing anymore." Say this, get her to stay and then one day she comes home and the house is gutted and he's gone.
Yo Allan is fucking hot.https://youtu.be/PJYxSbRpaX0
>>33963765No, I am Anon.
burp
>>33963772No you're not, I'm Anon.
>>33963772That soctoga refugee degenerate can stay anonymous for all I care
>>33963769>stealing a man's girlfriendIs it really stealing if willingly give it to them?
>>33963774The hell you are!I am PRIME (Anon).
>>33963777Didn't soctoga get banned from the board? Hadn't been a thing in weeks now.
>>33963777check'd alien, what strange world do you come from? who is rice??
>>33963781Hence why I called her a refugee degenerate>>33963783I’m from your nightmares, and you’re staying in the dark
>>33963783Don’t ask, just feel (the fork).
>>33963780What's your favourite Prime flavour?
>>33963779True, they all get what they deserve.
>>33963770always has been
>>33963770holy fuck theyre massive
>>33963790Anon…. I think they kinda kissed?
>>33963781Woah what the fuck, I haven't been here for almost 2 months. Why did soctoga get banned?Thats where this glorified chatroom should actually exist.
>>33963790wow I actually believed it on first watch. Disappointing how weak my peripheral vision is
>>33963795>uhhhh sex I love sex!!!! Hahahah boobs and dicks hahahaha sex with sexual creatures looool
Just got back from the movies, saw Die My Love. Cautionary tale about getting serious with a crazy woman. Jennifer Lawrence was hot in it though.
>Hit the twink death wall>My face became even better, with a sharper look instead of a cute round look>Started baldingFor fuck's sake, is this the law of equivalent exchange?
>>33963799i dont get it, thats what that board is anyways?
>>33963801I never noticed my own twink death because girls never liked me
>>33963800>Cautionary tale about getting serious with a crazy womanEver watch Gone Girl or Basic Instinct?
>>33963800Hm, you have piqued my interest. Maybe I'll pirate it tomorrow. We'll see how im feeling
>>33963803Soc is getting more strict for some reason as of a couple months ago.
>>33963803You said this chat room should be there, the entirety of Atoga. Understandable you don’t get it, I’m surprised you can solve a captcha
>>33963808No fun allowed.
>>33963793She also has a bit of a tummy, I really like that. Other dudes here, thoughts on tummies?
>>33963801>equivalent exchangeanons, what do women get post-wall?
>>33963805Seen Gone Girl, haven't seen Basic Instinct. There were so many films back in the 80s and 90s about Michael Douglas having sex.
>>33963811Here are my general thoughts.
>>33963813Finally know the type of man they want but can’t get him.
>>33963794Then they had gay buttsex>>33963798I laughed to tears when I saw this at the time of the beef. Oh and who could ever forget Julius posting?
>>33963811Tummies can be 10/10 on the right girl with the right build.
>>33963808>>33963803I just looked at /soc/ and it seemed a lot more gay than usual
>>33963811Tummy is yummy
>>33963808Gay>>33963820Its always been pretty gay. What do you mean by more than usual.>>33963809Could you please elaborate on the point you are trying to make
>>33963805Gone Girl was very good at making me hate women.
>>33963811
>>33963820Exactly, it's gotten worse over the years but ever since a couple months ago it went downhill farther than before.
>>33963821She has a flat tummy though.
>>33963821Total TikTok Filter Death.hate fake bitches.if you can't see it, good for you I guess
>>33963822>Its always been pretty gay. What do you mean by more than usual.a lot of threads have a picture of a penis as the OP
>>33963821Women, if you were dressed similarly, would it or would it not be okay for your hypothetical moid to rip those clothes off of you and bend you over the counter?
I want to fuck femanons, penetrate their vaginas, and move like a sex machine at light speed. I'll pin them down so they won't be able to escape until I'm satisfied. By that time, all their holes will have been used and stretched by my cock and won't be able to close for a few days. They will lie face down, still convulsing after multiple orgasms with pussy juices leaking from them uncontrollably.
>>33963827>>33963829better?
>>33963819Go on then
>>33963834I would like to wrap my penis with her tummy and cum on her tits
>>33963821>Tummy is yummyYes.
>>33963821This bitch is annoying desu.>>33963834Now that's what I'm talking about.
>>33963830One of these dicks is mine.
>>33963829Reminder that Mariah Carey filtered her fat stomach in the Touch My Body video. Look at the cup.https://youtu.be/9b8erWuBA44?si=c1C12jtKzOLTIubD&t=63
>>33963841Gaylord
>>33963832Jokes on you, I always uncontrollably leak pussy juice even when I don't have sex.
>>33963834Yes.>>33963839Maybe that's a bit much, but god it's so round and smooth. Fuck.
>>33963844nta
>>33963825So eat less you stupid purple grease ball
>>33963839This is what she actually looks like
>>33963844Nasty, next time do it into my mouth.
>>33963834No, because that shapewear. Something tells me that underneath of that, she's lumpy and misshapen.
>>33963847It's only hot if you don't think about it. In reality, it's a massive inconvenience and I spend so much money on pads and liners.>>33963850What is it with guys and discharge that makes them think it's palatable? I guess it's better than being totally disgusted.
>>33963852ok, good enough?
>>33963841Must be this one.>>>/soc/34507150
>>33963853Are we talking about thick and creamy discharge, or snail slime ovulation discharge?
>>33963855Would still marry her.
>>33963839>dyed hair >sappho in username big win for femagnomes >>33963852I didn't need any more convincing, anon
>>33963839This is disgusting.
>>33963855Chubbish. Skinny fat. Her fatty little arms tell me in 5 years she'll be 30lbs heavier.
>>33963853when one is horny, one does not think. hasn't ovulation taught you that?>pads and linershm, not inherently hot but i can adapt
>>33963858It's pretty watery most of the time. When I'm dehydrated or masturbating a ton or at certain parts of my cycle or whatever, it does end up thicker, I guess. But most of the time we're talking clear snail trails with no smell.
>>33963842anon they all do that. especially in their 'Love Urself!!1 naturally unique and bootyful!!' song videos kek
>>33963857No, I have a nice cock that, with good light and the right angle, looks even better than it actually is.
>>33963863I guess so. But I don't like most bodily secretions sexually.>not inherently hotYou know what else isn't inherently hot? Doing so much fucking laundry or tossing so much underwear. Even if I usually wear granny panties bought in bulk because of it, it's still a financial drain.
>>33963857Holy moly I'd kill myself
>>33963864Women and their "no smell". You bitches always smell like fish or rotten fruit, lol.
>>33963870this is why I will never let anyone go down on me
>>33963867kek Did JH just admit to wearing granny panties?
>>33963870<:^( Anon, a rotten fish smell indicates B.V. and a rotten fruit smell indicates diabetes or a yeast infection. Why do you only fuck disgusting women who don't wash themselves?
>>33963868And yet that person seems to enjoy it, life is beautiful.
>>33963872Hi
>>33963867>You know what else isn't inherently hot? Doing so much fucking laundry or tossing so much underwear.Wrong, we can do some "stuck in the washing machine" roleplay. You are bent over more often and primed for backshots.>Even if I usually wear granny panties bought in bulk because of it, it's still a financial drain.Still kinda hot
>>33963874>Why do you only fuck disgusting women who don't wash themselves?Most men who claim they get laid regularly fuck fatties only.
>>33963876sup
Foids, is this perfect? If not, why? What would you change?
>>33963873She's been doing that anon, keep up. This isnt new
>>33963873You don’t know sexy until you’ve see your girl wearing granny panties and your button down.
>>33963873Yes as she has in the past. A nasty whore but she thinks anything else is uncomfortable
>>33963870This was a medical description, anon. I've been to the obgyn about this plenty of times, not to mention yearly checkups. I have had my share of issues from not taking care of sex toys growing up, so I know when my pussy discharge smells. When I'm healthy, it doesn't.>>33963873Yeh, that's not news at all. Like five years ago I'd fight with copyanon about how I liked how comfortable and disposable they were and he'd shit on me for not wearing thongs. It's classic ATOGA.
>>33963881We already know what the perfect face looks likepicrel
>>33963878Whores are usually 6 7s6 7 6 7Regardless, sexual promiscuity is almost exclusively the domain of mids
>>33963881>What would you change?No gaymouth.
>>33963874fu, I've fucked hundreds of girls across the globe. Pussy smell is easily discernible and always unpleasant.
>>33963883Okay that combo would make me a damn diamond.
>>33963881yeah, looks good to me>changedon't ruin it with tattoos pls and those flowers are next level cringe
>>33963881He's too tall and looks like he doesn't drink water. I'd prefer someone softer to hug. The dedication is impressive.. must take forever to get so muscular
>>33963887Imagine whatever face you want on him. We're just talking about body.
>>33963877>we can do some "stuck in the washing machine" roleplayDon't make me repost the vocas.>>33963882>>33963885>anons come together to share stupid thread loreThis is why I love this shithole. People actually listen.
>>33963887he looks mega gay, literally one step away from transitioning
I miss you and I love you. I hope you see me in your dreams tonight.
>>33963891omg anon this is like self rape... stop forcing yourself against your natural sexuality!it's okay to be homo!hundreds of times.. gosh I feel bad for your faggy and and those women.
>>33963896>Don't make me repost the vocas.Repost the vocas.
>>33963890this too
>>33963887He looks like me fr fr
>>33963899If you want attention from me, you have to try something new. This stuff isn't interesting enough to even pretend to be mad at.
>>33963896J(ayy)H(ate)!
>>33963886I wasn't here 5 years ago so I apologize for not knowing.
>>33963899My uncle is a real bastard.
>>33963896>People actually listendawhh, this is both sad and sweet
>>33963897based coper
You said my posts were GARBAGE
>>33963909I'm not a guy
>>33963890What's gay mouth
GenderWhat should I drink today, coffee or an energy drink?
>>33963910
>>33963916MWater
>>33963894Thats like 3-4 years 4 days a week about an hour maybe an hour 30. Relaxed muscle IS soft. He probably only drinks water or pre workout
>>33963913nta but those slightly parted "fuck me daddy" lips
>>33963886>5 years agowow a real hag nona. hello matriarch
>>33963916Bleach.
>>33963911dont matter he mogs most women
>>33963917That’s exactly right, well done
>>33963918It tastes gross>>33963922No
>>33963916fenergy drink>>33963923as I said, one step away from transitioning
>>33963911>I'm not a guyNot anymore
>>33963911God hes fat. Doomed to get fatter.
>>33963916FGreen tea
>>33963929he looks cuddlable>>33963928stop projecting tranny
>>33963119Women can't be touch starved, definition of touch starved is not getting touched but for women that's a choice. Meanwhile men have to seek escape in video games
>>33963920Oh I didn't even notice. Anyway just his body not face
>>33963919Nigger what the fuck are you doing, explaining the reality of human muscle to women? Do you also enjoy talking to brick walls in your spare time?
>>33963901I couldn't find them all, just the first one. https://voca.ro/15Kr5HRsDGyO>>33963906That's okay. But now you know I like comfort and affordability. I hate wearing anything other than granny panties because the rest just ends up as butt floss.>>33963908Ikr?>>33963921Fuck you. I'm not even the oldest poster here.
>>33963916Mgreen tea
>>33963928kek
>>33963924Have you seen Vince Gilligan's new show? It's good.
>>33963931>he looks cuddlable>>33963894Do you like fat guys?
>>33963921>23>hagBro tf>>33963931Ew a fatty lover
>>33963925>It tastes grosst. ganges drinker
>>33963932Border Agents got him the next day,Good riddance.
>>33963934Sorry sorry I forgot where I was and it pisses me off
>>33963932anon you cant keep dropping trvkenvkes like this
>>33963935If you're going to be a whore at least try to be sexy you fucking fat ancient frumpy jello cup.
>>33963935>I couldn't find them all, just the first oneThank you, I should've realized much earlier that you do have a great step sis voice
I am going to a semi indoor festival with my bf and his friends today, what should I wear? I overdressed the last time we went to a festival like this so I want to avoid that again, I had a security guard hit on me (tights and skirt). Is boots/jeans/long sleeved blouse ok or should I go more casual with a hoodie jeans and tennis shoes? I feel like I either dress up too much or not enough I don't get how other women make it look so effortless.
>>33963938I’ve heard, but I never even watched BCS, BB is just special to me. I hope Rhea gets her Emmy from Pluribus
>>33963932Chicks will no shit just have cuddle sessions with their chick friends when they feel touch starved.
>>33963949Thats disgusting
>>33963919Ooh then yes, I can look past the height. Thanks anon >>33963934I can't go grab a muscular man to feel for myself. he was very helpful, you're a slug>>33963939as long as he's short and has good hygiene I have no problem with fat guys. I'm an idiot so I assumed muscleheads weren't good for hugging
>>33963945Bitch I have so much wrong with me to insult, why not attack me on those things instead of making up that I'm fat? We've been over this.>>33963946We also practiced our bimbo laughs in a thread a while ago, so I can do a good stupid bimbo voice, too.
>>33963932My ex would be obsessed with this shit. The panty fetish is honestly more annoying than feet or armpit fags.
>>33963949>>33963950That's just called hugging someone, you crazies.
>>33963949I'd have cuddle sessions with my chick friends if I had any. Cuddling is so much fun but girls generally are very selective about who they want to cuddle, I guess they're more resistant to being touch starved in the first place
>>33963951>>33963952Same minute replies? Which is fake and why are they both vomit inducing?
>>33963935Honestly I don't fully understand why a good percentage of women wear that, just the thought of fabric trying to saw me in half ass first is a level of hell I'd rather not take part of.Ngl you seem like one of the chilliest people I've seen in Atoga. Also you are a hag but I have another meaning.HotAngelicGirlAnd I'll now proceed to bash my head in for being such a dork.
>>33963951>I can't go grab a muscular man to feel for myself.liar im sure there is some gymrat that wants a slampig
>>33963940>23She is like 34, not 23
>>33963956Female privilege right there
m...m..m-m-MULTIPLE FEMANONS??!
>>33963956We had a similar conversation about the porn thing, except I see no difference whatsoever. If a man would watch gay porn, then he's obviously gay. Otherwise he finds it repulsive and it makes him gag. For woman does it for some reason it's supposed to be okay. I see both is absolutely disgusting. If you would snuggle and cuddle all of your male friends, you're absolutely homosexual and it should make your stomach turn. Women cuddling should make your stomach turn.
>>33963951>as long as he's short and has good hygiene I have no problem with fat guysSo you want a dwarf bf?
>>33963956No it’s not. Hugging is for a greeting or farewell. Curling up on the couch together and snuggling is not “hugging someone”.
>>33963966>Otherwise he finds it repulsive and it makes him gag.Or he might just go "Not my thing" and turn it off.
I hate how this thread’s variation of femcel is washed up has been whore or fakecel e-whoreMeanwhile the men can’t even pretend to know what it feels like to be hugged or they’re even bigger whores than the femcelsAll the regulars are so nasty
>>33963960If she actually puts out show her for us
I thought it was churn, not turnhelp an esl pls
>>33963969He won't. Straight men are repulsed by homosexuality.
Did your mama used to pretend that it was a coincidence that you werealways the one to endup with the melted parmesan crust in your soup bowl?
>>33963966>>33963972oops forgot reply
>>33963972>>33963975Both work and give the same visual, they both imply discomfort and nausea
>>33963970including you
>>33963958The fuck are you talking about?>>33963960To be honest, thongs that fit aren't that bad. They ride up, but eventually you just don't feel anything.>Ngl you seem like one of the chilliest people I've seen in AtogaIdk if I'm ever "chill", but I'll take the compliments. Thanks. I'm trying to be less negative.>>33963964Men definitely seem less huggable.>>33963966Well I'm bi, so I can't fairly argue anything about this.>>33963968It's hugging. So is hugging for warmth.
>>33963973No we’re not.I watch alot of lesbian porn. You’re probably a closeted homosexual and that’s why you hate when people are their trueself.
>>33963977ty anon
>>33963980>Bro tryna act like he's woke for watching lesbian pornAt least jerk off to transwomen before pulling this move.
>>33963981Ta yeûle toi même, anon!
>>339639582 different people numbnuts and if you were actually paying attention you'd know whos who>>33963955Rejoice brothers, a rare win for pitfags
>>33963979I thought it was pretty funny ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>33963964No, a female acquaintance of mine always hugs me randomly. I've never had sex with her because she has a boyfriend.
>>33963974yeah
>>33963970Sorry I don’t speak incel, what is a fakecel e-whore
>>33963978When I was a regular, yup, but it’s impossible to have a normal conversation here anymore. Just a bunch of worthless has-beens roleplaying their yesteryears and childishly obsessed with sex
>>33963980You're a porn addicted freak thats why. All homosexuality is always disgusting, its biologically disgusting.
Men, would you agree to bave separate bedrooms with your wife? It might be bad for sex but it's much better for sleeping
Can that autistic fit girl come back plz?
>>33963989Sis really cooked with this one fire fire fire joy joy 100
is anyone else born after 2004should I leave
Well?
>>33963979One of the anons you're replying to is gay, stop talking to a faggot.
>>33963989nta but for the love of god use some critical thinking skills. the terms are self explanatory
>>33963987Bc she’s a flirt.
>>33963983>Woke for not being homophobicAre you from the land of religious weirdos? This is not 2005 anymore, old man!
>>33964006>old man!>!unc...
>>33964001i started posting in 2004
>>33963955>armpitWTF is wrong with enjoying armpits?>>33963985>a rare winWe're always winning
>>33964001holy shit you're 21. you're fine to stay but jesus christ thats a sobering thought.>>33963995Yes but I'd be a little sad. Would you be willing to still sleep together 2-3 times a week maybe? Genuinely touch is my love language. Like if I could super glue our hands together I would
>>33963992>eeeew nooo seing lots of vulvas together is disgusting>I swear I am not a homosexualWho’s a homoboy? … yes you are, yes you are!
>>33964008wow..
>>33963992Lesbos are cringe, gays are based. The more gays there are, the less competition I have. The more lesbos there are, the less prey I have. Game is game.
>>33963990and what are you doing here?
>>33964002Stop posting horse girls. Unless you want this thread to derail to your favorite topic again.
>>33963967hell yeah>>33963961I don't want that, I just want to squish the arm muscles and then never speak to him again.
>>33964006Imagine needing some fake God to believe that homosexuality is disgusting. Do you also need God to tell you not to cheat on your significant other? Do you also need God to tell you not to rape? Where's your moral compass?
>>33964015I’m bored and in the halfway stage of sleepy/not-sleepy, but yknow, SEX BONERS SEX SEX HAHA
>Would you be willing to still sleep together 2-3 times a week maybe?Yeah sure
>>33964019NTA, this is what schizo posting actually looks like.
>>33963999I know less now.
>>33963960ntahow old are you>>33963983No no anon, you have it wrong. The meta is you jerk off WITH the transwomen. You can synchronize when you blast rope.>>33964009A few bad apples spoils the bunch u_u
>>33963995>It might be bad for sexBruh you can just as her to come in your room for sex!
>moral compassfake and gay
>>33964024Pit fucking makes zero sense but Luvvy is perfect
>>33964002Mfocus anal, domination loss, mind break, futa (sometimes)my usual go to search query is "english focus anal -yaoi"
>>33964019so, you're mainly projecting, got it
>>33964022Not at all. Go read just one paragraph of that girl in Gioyc. >>33964023Why are you faggots even snarkier than Redditors
>>33964030>futaNTA, but we almost had a good taste anon ITT for once. But you had to ruin it with this silly shit.
>>3396402427 & I already know I'm pathetic so no point in trying to insult me.
State gender, and maybe country of origin.What does the phrase "hook up" mean to you? For me, whenever I hear it (eg "I once hooked up with that guy") I think sex, but some people just think making out.
>>33964032If I was projecting, saying “including you” wouldn’t have made sense as a first rebuttal
>>33964030Based if futa on maleCringe if futa on female
>>33964018>moral compassYou have no idea what you are talking about. There is no such thing as morality outside of laws and religion. It's a broken concept, a husk without a basis.
>>33964007>UncDon’t get shot on your way to Mcdonald, Tyrone!
guys, let's say you go out with a girl a few times, things get a bit sexy, but then at the 11th hour she gets anxious and has to stop. what are your thoughts? would you keep seeing her?
>>33964044Yes, she's almost there
>>33964036FUSYeah hookup means casual sex
>>33964029Yes, I will acknowledge that it makes no sense but I want to rub my dick on it and leave a monstrous load there regardless.>>33964035Don't be too hard on yourself brotherman. I was just assessing the situation. >>33964038Its 95% futa on femaleSometimes futa on male if the trap is super effective>>33964034You are the one with bad taste. Sometimes its fun to watch a girl grow a cock and then jerk herself off to death like a monkey with a vr headset.
>>33964033Oh you don’t know this very specific thing I’m not going to explain, you must be a snarker. Actually how dare you ask questions in atoga.Anon.. why are you such a whiny bitch?
>>33964018>Where’s your moral compassHere:>is everyone involved willingly?>does it hurt anyone?
>>33964036F. Sex with someone with zero expectation of commitment. Making out with zero hand stuff is just making out with a stranger, if you ask me.
>>33964039Bro would literally rape children if not for the law or church. Holy shit.
>>33964044hopefully she'd communicate why. Would be a problem if she didn't.Need a bitch who can actually discuss things
>>33964036F JapanMaking out, like kissing
>>33964044Yeah thats fine, shes nervous. As long as she tells me whats up I'll be understanding.
>>33964048Use context clues you dumb fuck. A fakecel is someone pretending to be incel, an e-whore is an online only whore. An example are the girls who whine about being virgins and unlovable but have sexted with a ton of dudes online. Are you happy now?
>>33964051Sounds based desu
>>33964047>You are the one with bad tasteFuck you, that's retarded. What is it with men and being obsessed with cocks in porn? If you can find ONE scene with futa for the thread, I'll take it back.
>>33964053>Feh>F Japanh-herro?
>>33964036M USAIt means sex in 99% of cases>some people just think making out.who the FUCK are you hanging out with that thinks thats okay
>>33964044Yeh, I get anxious before sex too and can't get hard. Girls ghost me after that, though.
Both my girls looking real good
>>33964053Doubt. Timestamp out your window.
>>33964065I doubt also but op said origin not current
>>33964058Its cause we need the slight nudge of empathy.>If you can find ONE scene with futa for the thread,I don't fully understand what you are asking for but I guess I'll go find a comic for you
>>33964066Fair enough, my current country is not my origin country.
>>33964036MAmericuntHooking up means fucking.Why do you think those whores are called hookers?
>>33964067Also make sure there's no cum involved.
What would you do, if tomorrow morning, every where you went, kangourous would stare at you while they masturbated?
>>33964071Cant tell if this is actually JH or someone having a laugh
>>33964072not go anywhere
>>33964072>kangourouwhy are frogs so weird and perverse
>>33964072I guess I go to the nearest walmart or grocery store and start live streaming. Thats not something you'd see everyday
Would you guys subscribe if you found out JH did OnlyFans?
>>33964075Depends. Which answer is most likely to not end with me getting linked to porn with lots of jizz?
>>33963119Do women have any equivalent of soggy biscuit?>Soggy biscuit is a male group masturbation activity in which the participants stand around a biscuit masturbating and ejaculating onto it; the last person to do so must eat the biscuit.
>>33964080Nobody answer this.
>>33964080>paying for porn KEK
>>33964084Who even is JHJohny Hallyday?
>>33964082No, and that's genuinely disgusting. And I never use this term derogatorily, but it's gay as fuck too, in the worst way possible.
>>33964082My corps! Your corps! Our corps!
>>33964059Stop it.>>33964065It’s 21:06 if you need more I don’t care.
>>33964082MLmao, it sounds so retarded, but I would participate.
Men why does my ex still use my dog as his youtube profile pic and have me in a group chat with his two friends when we broke up over 2 years ago and never speak?
What would you do, if tomorrow you realised that Jeffrey Epstein had never existed and that the beatles were still together?
>>33964081Its a tough request but here is one I think would be suitable for you. Theres still some jizz but its not egregious like other works tend to be.https://nhentai.net/g/422025/>>33964038This ones for you https://nhentai.net/g/337673/
>It’s 21:06 if you need more I don’t care.Oh yeah she's japanese alright
>>33964082>>33964092I would like it to be known that this game is also known as Limp Biscuit. Yes, Fred Durst knew what he was doing.
>>33964091>14min to reply>info you can google
>>33964095Of course it's some blonde tittymonster regardless of any other tags.
>>33964094why would I care?
>>33964093We’re creatures of habit.
I love how you fags know so much about cumming on s biscuit and eating it, yet don't know shit about women.
>>33964102Makes me feel weird because I heard he has a new gf, my mom told me he does and that she's apparently much uglier than me. I haven't checked because I don't want to fucking see that. I just find it weird he won't change his icon from my dog. Also still has me in a group chat with his two friends but not his gf even though nobody uses it. Makes me feel weird
>>33964105Whats weird is your fucking dog being his icon in the first place
>>33964107Weirder is that it's a drawing of my dog somebody did for me, it's him in a little tuxedo
As the hours passI will let you knowThat I need to askBefore I'm aloneHow it feels to restOn your patient lipsTo eternal blissI'm so glad to know
>>33964111At least pick a less faggy song
>>33964080>paying for a fat hag in her late 30sNo thanks.I never pay for pics or vids anyway. If you got rizz, bitches send you that for free. I even had OF girls send me pics and vids for free and we had videosex.
I can't cum anymore
>>33964105Wanted to add that he actively uses his youtube and has uploaded two videos since we broke up
>>33964117>rizz>bitches>videosexew whose nasty grandpa is this
>>33964002anal, bisexual, bondage, double penetration, femdom, fisting, gag, group, incest, milf, mother, pegging, pregnant, sex toys, strap-on, yaoi
>>33963119M or FWhat do you think about K pop?
>>33964082No.The closest equivalent for us (imho) would be bored lesbian sex. Which is to say, you're horny/drunk with your bestie(s) and decide to fuck. But that's basically just masturbation.
>>33964100Well you didn't exactly give the clearest conditions
>>33964105Probably because your dog is cute and he's used to it. You should leave the group chat if it makes you feel weird. Get rid of things that make you think of him or the gf, you clearly don't like it. >>33964123F. Some good music but as I age it feels too weird to fangirl over people younger than me.
>>33964123FI think the women are cute. I count the men in that statement as women too.
>>33964126It was acceptable.
>>33964123Mno thoughtshead emptymusic sometimes funi used to be really into g dragonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vecSVX1QYbQ
>>33964130Just acceptable? Can't I get a better grade?
>>33964123It's a soulless imitation of jpop
I hate myself and all the choices I’ve made to this point
>>33964138Too much cum/10. Also I will never get over how smooth and perfect and convenient hentai always is. It always feels like it's just two plastic things fucking and not actual characters. Maybe I'm just too much of a text person to be the target audience of comics.
>>33964142Its a visual medium ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>33964128I think he should have to be a fucking man and remove me. I dumped him for being a wimp and everything is coinciding with that. I honestly want to make waves so he HAS to do somethingI saw his reddit profile and he was talking about how much dating is horrible and how he regretted treating me but he never said that to me directly. Pathetic
>>33964145I liked some of the visuals, I guess. But I would've liked it better if it was just a normal couple, probs.
>>33964151as in like just 2 chicks without dicks or as in not 2 sex fiends?
>>33964002>vampire, rape, gore, comedy
>>33964150
>>33964156I miss horses.I don't miss dealing with horses, but I miss horses.
Yeah, time to get Red Bull.
>>33964142ntaTry this one outhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/959727/chapters/1973764#workskin
>>33964146Yeah maybe he should, but if breaking up with him didn't change his wimpiness then making waves won't change him either. I just don't see the point when he's no longer your responsibility. Let him go be pathetic somewhere you can forget him.
>>33964158But its 9:35pm its almost bedtime
Go make a tea right now or else you're gay.Consider this your morning femdom
>>33964162Fuck off
>>33964036F, not going to name my country but not a native English speaker. "Hooking up" for me means anything from making out to sex but that there was some level of physical contact. Though for me it does give associations of going home with someone, if I read "we hooked up once" I'm not picturing a singular make out session at a club or something. But being at someone's place humping and touching and making out would definitely "count" as hooking up to me even if there was no oral or penetrative sex.
>>33964093Probably waited so long that by now he feels it would be pointless and passive aggressive to change it just because. Depending on how long you dated and how much he interacted with your dog, he might not even remember his youtube profile pic is your dog specifically.
>>33964154I don't mind stories with nymphos for the sake of just getting to describe/show a lot of sex, but everything else needs to also contribute to the smut story. The futa thing genuinely adds nothing to it besides making it weird, since the light romance thing was going to be gay regardless.
>>33964164Sorry about your height
Why do 4chan people behave like old Looney Toons cartoon characters?
>>33964159>homestuckI'll never get the appeal. Maybe I was too old for it when it was getting traction.
>>33964160Just irritates me because I know for a fact if I asked him to change his profile pic to not be my dog he'd have some pissy wah wah response. The fucked up thing is that I was mad at him being fat for years but after we broke up he started working out got big arms and dropped 50lbs. Men really just exist sometimes to make us angry
>>33964172Sorry about your grandma’s cancer
>>33964174I like the drawn cartoon porn of it on /aco/ but that's about it.
Men really do larp as women on /adv/ and post rage bait threads just to justify their own inceldom. It's fascinating.
>>33964175Different anon but it's pretty common for people to try to reinvent themselves after a break up, less because they couldn't be arsed for their partner and more because they went from content with themselves and their life to seeking constant distractions and trying to change everything in the heartbreak phase.
The sun is going to rise soon. I must sleep now. Goodnight atoga.
>>33964099I’m working. Why are you weird
I'm horny!
>>33964183insane cope lol
>>33964178Good art is good art, even if it's of silly stuff.
>>33964187Cope for what exactly? I'm just pointing out it's no doubt not as personal as it feels.
>>33964184Die and don’t come back
>>33964189cope for why you didn't put in any effort during the relationship
you're next
>>33964192That's just an assumption on your side, I am still in my first long term relationship. Doesn't mean I have no idea how people tend to react to break ups.
Est-ce que vous aimez la saveur des penis?
>>33964194You’ll never be happy
>>33964185Are you a prostitute?
>>33963831No. Moids are too rough with bras and they are pretty expensive assuming that one's not temu crap. Don't touch the bra.
>>33964175Maybe you were the issue?
>>33964195The cope is that he is in a heartbreak phase when in fact it’s much more likely that he doesn’t think about her at all.
>>33964197non>>33964198projecting again
>>33964200Its wild how much u spend for oneIm over here getting a 6 pack of boxers under $20
>>33964204>that he is in a heartbreak phaseNot necessarily as they broke up two years ago by her description, could be he just stepped up when he was heartbroken and managed to keep it up. And to be fair it is totally possible that he was never heartbroken, he just realized random girls on tinder who have no feelings for him are less likely to still fuck him with his then physique. In which case OP would be kind of right that he couldn't be arsed to try hard for her the way he could once she was no longer in the picture.
>>33964205Et la saveur des penis dans le nutella?
>>33964210He’s the one with a girlfriend while 2 years later he still lives rent free in her mind.
>>33964205https://youtu.be/bl2DzNG-haU
>>33964216>He's the one with a girlfriendWhere did you get this from? Not sure if I saw every post in the chain but I did see >>33964146>talking about how much dating is horrible
>>33964162
>>33964222checked and cringed
>>33964052>>33964054Why do you fucking think?
>>33964220She was bitching about how he’s got a girlfriend that she claims is uglier than her. >>33964105
>>33964202He made me gain weight with his bad habits but through sheer willpower I got skinnier than before we got together but he stayed obese and wouldn't change. He also wouldn't work out or be more take charge in the bedroom despite me begging. I remember him screeching "I JUST CAN'T ACT THAT WAY!" when I just wanted him to be a little more forward and suck my titties, push me down a little, be a man. He wouldn't. He just wanted to lay back and make me his dommy mommy sex slave.
>>33964162>>33964222I actually reaf that most tea bags have ppastic which is bad with heating and gives you microplastics
>>33964215ew>>33964217aha
>>33964228>He made me gain weight with his bad habitsAt least i know for sure you’re actually a woman now.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBz0BTb83H8
>>33964216I left it out but I also have a bf now that is muscular and more handsome than him but it just bothers me he uses my dog as his profile picture still while he still uses that account and clearly sees it a lot>men just don't noticeBull
>>33964222>indianclean your kettle
>>33964227Right, don't disgree with your analysis then.
>>33964235He’s the one who broke up with you, isn’t he
>>33964199close, paralegal
>>33964240I dumped him after begging him to step up and be more dominant and he wouldn't because he just wanted to lay back and be a fat ugly bastard
>>33963313I've waited for so long for people like this and gotten friendzoned so many times in the end every time actually, so if I hear this I just assume it's a cowardly rejection.If I spent any more time waiting for those who didn't care about me, I would turn into a skeleton.
femanons, would you date a man who uses an intel gpu?
>>33964244You weren’t worth it
>>33964243Do you need formal paralegal training to become one? Or is it an unspoken mandatory? I've looked into training for it in my area to make myself more employable across diverse sectors and the only thing nearby is a university offering 9000 a pop for ABA-certified, non-credit bearing Summer Camp paralegal training.
>>33964113Is this HeavenOr is this Hell?Through a silver screenYou're saying what you meanBut I can't tell......
>>33963360I don't think it's that hard to figure it out anon.>withhold money>see reaction
>>33964235>have a bf now that is muscular>I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for gains, I can tell you to read the sticky. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long lifting career. Skills that make me a nightmare for gain goblins like you. If you rerack my dumbbells now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will mog you.
Where can I get a pair of kicks like this? I want to look like one of those douchey 80s pop star guys that wore a suit with trainers and no necktie on stage
>>33964244Man, how does a fat guy live in your head rent free like that? Does your bf know?
>>33964252I would not date a man who works in the intelligence community.
What make donair meat so disgusting?
>>33964264I vent about everything to him, he'll hear about it later
>>33964244>>33964235You have a bf and you're stewing over a guy you dumped years ago that you don't even like? Girl block him and be done with him
Men have you ever flexed on a kid after banging their mom?>I fucked your mom!
>>33964269Come back when your exgf of multiple years still has your dog you get before you got together as her profile pic then we can talk.
/atoga/ New Years Meetup in Buffalo, NY. STAY TUNED FOR DETAILS.
Men shooketh that what they do echos and they can't just get away with everything
>>33964273I hope I get stabbed
>>33964272you care way too much about a profile pic
>>33964271One of my mum's boyfriends did this. He approached me naked, grabbed my shoulder with one hand, then pointed to his cock and said "you'll never have a penis this big, you little shit. Not unless someone fucks you with one when you go to prison."
>>33964272You bitches better be glad that some of you are cute or we would never put up with the ridiculously inane shit you come up with.
>>33964271It's depressing that women actually do this, girls, why do you lack humanity?
>>33964271Poor schmitty! Can't all us little schmitties get along?!
>>33964283
>>33964273Would any femanon kiss me when the ball drops?
>>33964279Is this why men beat up and emotionally abuse gay, faggy, homo guys and transgenderists? Because they act like women but not cute?
>>33964272He probably loves the dog, it's not like it knows about the breakup. It's just a dog, he likes dogs... It's a cute dog
>>33964288they are cute too
>>33964262Adidas still exists.
>>33964252*incel
>>33964267going to a shitty place or having bad taste
>>33964291It's a drawing of the dog someone else did for me
>>33964293Yes, we all know you're a gayfer.
>>33964300Who is the dog anally fucking up the ass?
moids, does your moisture trap have sintertet copper? yeah, didn't think so
>>33964300So it's not even a photo of the dog? That's kinda cute, I wouldn't change it either
>>33964304Who the fuck cares about anything you ever say ever
>>33964306someone's mad he got non-sintered copper *ea nasir noises*
>>33964307I’m shocked you don’t add your Sumerian rp partner on discord like every other freak of nature
>>33964283Usually telling the truth is the baseline, so I rarely reward people for telling 2+2=4More often than not, it's not worth any support on its own, exposing lies is more important and some truth can be used to distract you and cover them
Decided to nap until 3pm.Still hungover and horny...
>>33964309you seem to know a lot about what it's like being a freak of nature
>>33964305I mean I guess it tracks if his new gf is uglier than me. Guess a fuggo wouldn't mind her bf keeping his ex's dog as his profile pic. Thanks you helped me get over it more
>>33964310Straight from the autistic brain beaten down in throat
>>33964312Hope you feel like shit today
>>33964316what a charming creature you are
>>33964313God you're such a superficial bitch, no wonder he left you
>>33964316She probably does most days.
>>33964255Depends on the position, company and country/state? I went to law school. If you can afford it get the best formal education you can, pays off later
>>33964320Hon I left him
>>33964313>Thanks you helped me get over it moreIt’ll be harder getting over your current boyfriend breaking up with you bc you’re still obsessed with your ex 2 years later.
moids, does your borosilicate separator funnel have a teflon stopcock? yeah, didn't think so
>>33964321Why the fuck would that make me happy
>>33964315No, I'm just trying to be more fair
>>33964324Sure sure, yeah you left him alright
>>33964328What?
>>33964329I don’t care anymore
>>33964332Why would you say that? So you can signal about how cool you are? Or to make me feel emotional reciprocity? Fuck you
>>33964304I have no idea what that means
>>33964327I flip my shit when the little plastic nut loosens over time and makes the stopcock floppy
>>33964342maybe you could stop it with your cock instead >>33964340unfortunate
>>33964283>picthe right wing experience
>>33964266but i'm not, i promise
>>33964327Fuck off.
>>33964348someone's in a very bad mood today
>>33964338You don't seem likable.
>>33964326Obsessed is being annoyed by a profile pic and not messaging him at all okey dokey>>33964331I did he cried and had to move in with his dad. I own. Seamlessly moved in my new bf
>>33964322Why are you working as a paralegal instead of an attorney if you went to law school?
>>33964351>Seamlessly moved in my new bfSo you’re a cheating whore too
>>33964283>>33964310Well, more experienced manipulators prefer to bend the truth rather than outright lie, and they enjoy demanding respect for their little truths, and I enjoy refusing to give it to them.
>>33964351Yet he lives rent free...
>>33964351You own his dad?Also, seamlessly... were you already seeing the new one?
>>33964350Genuinely who cares what you think
>>33964358that is pretty common for women
>>33963313Yes
>>33964353Because I love it. I don’t have to argue in court, I do research and investigation.
>>33964354>>33964358seamless means it was easy because I own I could just slide another man in no muss or fuss. no overlap I met my bf over a year after I dumped him. I remember meeting up to give him stuff and every time he smelled like spoiled milk and looked ugly
>>33964364This is actually what narcissism looks like. True blue narcissism, ladies and gentlemen. Take notes, it’s rare
>anons are falling for the larp
>>33963313F. No. I do not believe in that kind of stuff frankly. A man who does not commit to you is a man who does not like you much, so I'd move along and find someone who does.> would you ever wait before confessing your feelings to someone?No.
>>33964366Would you rather talk to me? Kek
>>33964365Calling people narcs is sooo 2012 reddit get a new line
>>33964372Whereas (you) baiting is in vogue
>>33964364Out of over a dozen posts all are about old bf and are negative (rent free)None are positive or really about new bf besides having one.You can choose to move on and be happy.
>>33963410That's an inside thought. What you meant to say is how we can improve our sex without mentioning other people.
>>33964359Ok, spammer.
>>33964368why are you so hostile today? are you horny and pent up or what?
>>33964378I’m sad. After the high energy at work, I feel very drained and alone, and it made me emotional. Being angry is easier than crying about gay feelings. I don’t have energy to be angry now, so I’m just empty
>>33964379oge
>>33964381Pretty much what I expected
>>33964125>But that's basically just masturbation.mutual fingering?
>>33963561>neggr really said "Hey you like spicy food?" and then threw HCL acid in her face.
>>33964374There's nothing to vent about new bf but the old one is causing me stressWould I be schizo to ask him to change his pic because it gives me anxiety
grenouille
>>33964386Rent free
>>33964386You would be schizo to get anxiety over someone elses profile image at all. Unfriend him so you see it less and stop thinking about it.
>>33964386lmao
>>33964391>UnfriendShe says it’s for his youtube account, so has to be actively looking him up.
>>33964391I consider it a form of stalking. Honestly thinking of creating a facebook to message his new gf and ask what she thinks about her bf having my dog as his profile pic
I woke up this morning with a piece of glass caught in my throat....
>>33964395>Considers not changing an old pic stalking>Wants to fix it by actual stalking
It is surreal how attractive some women are.They make me wanna go fucking primal.
>>33964395You are really insane.
>>33964395Pls be real, old be the crazy ex
>>33964397Is this a metaphor for the oppressive, patriarchal nature of Islam?
>>33964404Rites of Spring lyrics, you bootlicking Fascist douche canoe.
>>33964405Nta nobody knows what that is.
>>33964406Go shove a prostate massager up your ass, cunt.
>>33963881I will now be looking to see if he has back pictures
>>33964407Bro is a real bundle of joy.
Should I date an alt-right girl who did a SS cosplay if she's cute? (I'm progressive)
>>33964398That's not even stalking that just contacting someone with a boundary
>>33964385>HCLIt's HCl. Come on. The capitalization matters.
>>33963881He is attractive but if I'm building my ideal man I'd say less definition, a little less muscular, no tattoos, and paler. Also wear a shirt.
>>33964411Fuck her into submission and she will easily convert.
>>33964413Iodine?
>nearly 4pm>still in bedMight at least move to the couch..
Men, would you fuck a retarded woman if she approached you and asked if she could have your peepeenis inside her personal hole?
>>33964420Retards also deserve love. Is she hot?
>>33964420What kind of retardation do you have?
>>33964420No(jk)PLAP
>>33964417No. Look it up.
>>33964413I've not had my coffee yet.
>>33964426I didIt prevents goiter
>>33964407why are you fuming buddy relax
>>33964420Depending on how mentally retarded she is, because witch certain conditions it could be considered rape
Foids, how do I do anal sex if every time I try to put it in she recoils curls up and cries in pain?
>>33964439you hold her down, find someone that likes it when it hurts or pump her full of pain killers and use local numbing cream
>>33964439Just don't do it?
>>33964443What if we want to it just doesn't work?
We'll never get freeLamb to the slaughterWhat you gon' do when there's blood in the water?The price of your greed is your son and your daughterWhat you gon' do when there's blood in the water?
>>33964447What year is it?
>>33964446It does not matter what you want. Don't keep doing the thing that makes her recoil and cry in pain. Her body is sending you both a pretty clear message.
>>33964449It's not my fault that music died in the 2010s, and now all we have are phonk/tiktok mixes.
>>33964450So no women like anal? How do pornstsrs do it?
>>33964452Fuck off.
>>33964454Oh are you the fag? Why answer if you dont like sex?
>>33964420>Men, would you fuck a ... woman if she approached youLikely no, I would assume she was a whore
>>33963119Femanon, you are in a crowded train, and someone grabs your ass.Do you:>a) scream>b) slap the guy ((or girl)>c) ignore it
i wish real life could be as beautiful and emotional as fiction.
>>33964458A. But I just yell at him
>>33964446She doesn't want to
>>33964458When it happened, I made a scene.
>>33964452all women like anal, you just have to do it right
>>33964461She keeps saying she wants to try
>>33964462I'm sorry that happened to you.
>>33964458c, I'm too socially awkward to further escalate the situation
>>33964465Thanks, anon. The way grown men treat girls ages 11 to 14 made me really dislike men for a while, but I got over it eventually.
In theory, would I get in trouble if I was walking in a forest near a women’s prison and found a huge brick of hash, and decided to take it home and cook brownies for myself?
>>33964463OK so how do I do it right I keep using tons of lube but she says it feels like she's being ripped apart at the ass and her guts stabbed
>>33964470depends on the local laws you idiot
>>33964452I haven't said "no woman likes anal", I have said that if a woman is in severe pain during a sex act you should not keep pushing for it. Just do something else.
>>33964475I don't know why you keep replying to that retarded troll.
GenderIf you saw your coworker in this T-shirt, what would be your thoughts? I want to know if it's okay to wear it to the office or not.
>>33964470They're coming to get you They're coming to get you They're coming to get you They're coming to get you
>>33964473Cannabis is legal for personal consomption, where I live. That wasn’t really my question.. it’s more like the fact that would have found it right next to a prison’s yard so in this senario I would assume someone was trying to introduce it into the prison but had to hide or something.
So femanons, I keep hearing from dudes and women that I could get laid with a new girl every week if i just did this one thing... the last one was "you should be more bold" or "women like it when a guy tells her he wants to eat her up"What does that even mean? Sorry if i dont make sense, im a bit drunk.
>>33964479Request HR take action
>>33964479F. I'd call my manager and get him fired. I work with little kids and it's inappropriate to wear clothing with sexual references at the office.
>>33964475Anal sex is so good it leaves you feeling like you´re walking on a cloud for a few days.
Yea, I’m not paying alimony to this crazy bitch.
>>33964485Under what conditions?
>>33964479M, I wouldn't mind>I want to know if it's okay to wear it to the office or not.No, it isn't
>>33964466you are part of the problem because you enable it
>>33964458B and or c.
>>33964488?
>>33964485True because you can poop wherever you want on a cloud after your sphincter is permanently loosened and you become incontinent
>>33964492What makes it better than regular sex?
>>33964493That's why i'm a shareholder in adult diapers manufacturers>>33964494It's tigther to the point of making you cum like buckets
>>33964472There can be a variety of reasons mostly stress or anxiety is easyFirst off you should consider it a whole day affair, my advise would be to get a hotel room.Then the day before you fuck her ass, have her eat nothing but a small piece of fruitwhen yall get to the hotel room, you should clean out her ass, its better if you do it since it kind of rips the bandaid off and she'll be more comfortable with you doing things to her butt afterwards. Its best to use some kind of baster or a anything that can gently pump waterthen for the actual sex part you need a lot of foreplay and relaxation, she needs to be both calm and horny. Then slather on coconut oil and start eating her ass, after a bit of that start using your fingers, start by just inserting the tip of one finger (make sure you clipped your nails and filed them) and then taking it out, once her ass gets more relaxed start fingering her ass, then move on to both your ring and middle finger.Then do similar with your dick, don't start with just fucking her, but resting your dick on her ring and when you start putting it in just slowly put in the tip and then take it out, then go a bit further in
Hey, hey, hey, sound a little FreudianBut I like girls that act just like my mother, ayy, don't mean that in a funny wayAlways been the only one but, fuck, I love my brothers, ayy
>>33964080No, I'd wait for one of you to put it all on a torrent site.
>>33964446She doesn't want to with pain, so ergo she doesn't want to. So there is no we either.
I have set a goal to kiss a pretty girl by the end of 2026. Not sure what my plan is going to be yet.
What's the proper way to signal a woman that I would like to make sweet love to her when I keep getting told I need to be more assertive(?)?Should i just blurt it out "hey femanon, you're hot, I'd like to eat you up"?
>>33964002Emotional abuse, submission, dominant and maternal women, whispering, woman worship.
>>33964504no you're wrong women's buttholes primary function is to take dick, shitting is a side thingwhen a woman is fucked in her ass right she turns into a child again, she can't speak coherently and mumbles out daddy to meIt is wonderful
>>33964002Humiliation, exhibitionism, forced nudity, public nudity, gender bender, rape
>>33964511"I want to hold you down and make you feel like you're the only girl in the world"
>>33964498Awww fuck that sounds like a lot of work. To be honest I just want to cum in her ass, like last 5 strokes kind of thing, you're describing an all night deal. I don't know if she'd actually want that much butt stuff, we've just discussed the whole cum hole thing. I'm also not into ass to mouth.
>>33964123Back in my day it was jpop that was the exotic asian pop music that nerds liked damn it.
>>33964346Maybe every other person being a revolting cretin if they agree with you is a sign your belief system is wrong.
>>33964472She needs to practice with increasing sized toys in her own time. Also as a prompt for you, if you want her to experience any pleasure at all treat it like you are massaging the ring of her ass with your cock, don't jackhammer it.Also only 1 in 1 million girls can come from anal so don't expect that. If she says she did 99.9999% chance she is lying to make you happy. There's nothing you can do to make her come from it.
>>33964458Yell at them.
Would plappies make you happy? :^)
How do I convince a girl that I want to be pegged because I like how it feels, and it has nothing to do with femdom or submission?
>>33964518well my way is more fun, but then just have her spread her cheeks and then put your head next to the hole, and then cum in them
>>33964482it means that girls like to feel desired, but this advice only works if they want to be desired by you, so you have to also be desirable, it also doesn't work on either very mentally ill girls that think a man wanting them means he's low value and someone ignoring them becomes a challenge and more temptingit also doesn't work on very mentally healthy girls that have no interest in excessive male validation so basically you have to hit the sweet spot of mentally ill/healthy vs your own league compared to theirs
>>33964490you don't say
>>33964526Whether or not you see it that way, thats how she'll see it and thats the high she'll get out of doing it. She'll love you less, once she sees you're internally messed up and weak she'll start to lose her feelings for you and then break up with you some time later. Do not get pegged by a girl you love.
>>33964531Does it turn you on?
>>33964513>when a woman is fucked in her ass right she turns into a child againPedophile Alert Pedophile Alert
Men which is worst?>Having enormous breasts>Having a big belly that hide the pussy
>>33964522Sadly my belief system is correct
>>33964533depends on my current mood
We are all one consciousness. Since it's objectively true all you can really do is laugh. We are LITERALLY all one. You either accept it or deny it, but it's ultimately still true.
>>33964536big belly unless it's a turks is worse
>>33964542Why does it matter if she’s Turkish?
>>33964540Would you be into roleplaying getting groped by your partner?It sounds kind of hot and maybe a bit dangerous if doing it in public.
>>33964534thats a leap, I like my girls to a have a bit of ass and tits but I still want some
>>33964483>take actionconversion therapy?>>33964484Oh, I've got a funny story about that. A few years back, I used to dress even crazier. So I'm walking down the street in a t-shirt similar to this but uncensored, and I see a group of kindergarteners with their teacher coming my way. She gave me the nastiest look, lol.>>33964489grim
>>33964543they are hairier and it's common as they age so you just have to accept it.
>>33963360I would present as somebody who makes 50-70K a year. Don't flash money. You shouldn't drop money on people you don't know well anyway. Fame is what really fucks you because everyone knows or can look you up and know.
>>33964536The belly. I like chubby bellies, but hanging completely over the pussy is a bit much.
>>33964541not this shit again
>>33964549That's probably why celebs pass around the same girls in the industry.
Today I feel like Bruno Mars.
>>33964544sure
>>33964541Sorry SEELE, but instrumentality failed. Get over it.
>>33964529So my idea is that when im with a girl the way to show her i want to be with her is: focusing on her only; holding her around my arms, like a hug or something like that (if appropriate); using compliments?But then i get a mental block of sorts. I feel that if i treated women with the same kindness i treat my dogs I would be getting laid with a new girl every week.
>>33964537Uh huh. Keep telling yourself that.
>>33963360Stay in the dating pool you grew up in. Not the exact same location, but don't ever stray from the kinds of girls you grew up around and lived around before you got money.
>>33964556and what's creating that mental block?
>>33964479MI’d probably tell you to your face to knock that shit off and then go to HR if I saw you wearing it again. I’d also probably never hang out with you in the break room if I could help it.
>>33964560When I was a kid my mother used to beat me up, I was also very fat so girls my age would call me "ugly fuck" up until i became an hottie by around age 17 "like my brothers"
>>33964553Locked Out of Heaven?
>>33964559Lol wtf? That's exactly how you get gold diggers.
>>33964479All my coworkers are 50 year old normies, so I'd mainly be curious how they became aware of shit that this.
>>33964562and how's that blocking you? what's the internal dialogue that gets rattled down right before, during and after the mental block?
>>33963119I wish the 30 year old women were this hot
>>33964553Like not doing anything?
>>33964554Neat.
>>33964553In the mood to make a racist video clip?
>>33963576i'm a guy, butleft seems like a faggy poser.right seems like a dude you could be friends with.
>>33964569Yup
>>33963576Left is more facially attractive but right seems like he'd be cooler and more fun to hang with.
>>33964546>picWhat sort of magic mirror is that? I'm confused.
>>33963685LmaoI wish i was taller and my face looked better. Every time i see selfies i realize i have a great athletic base. I've never been fat. I have low body fat.
I've been gone for about a year. Do we still have QT?
>>33964565Don't flaunt money.
>>33964582Barely. He’s too good for this place now desu
>>33964586Pity, I liked him.I finally got around to watching Dirty Pair too.
>>33964579I think that’s a changing room and that woman in the background is a separate woman. I thought it was a mirror at first as well.
>>33964561I won't hang out with you either. You sound so fucking boring, the kind of dude who says that family is his hobby>>33964566There are 50yo femboys. I saw them on tiktok
>>33964567So when I think about women, most specifically women from my own nationality, i can't help to remember when they used to say i was an ugly piece of shit. And then when I think about staying long term with a woman, i'm kind of afraid that i'll wound up with a neurotic woman like my mom
>>33964583If the girls in your hood didn't want you before, why would you want them now if you have money? I would just fly out several foreign girls or fly to them.
>>33964552The downside of being famous is you don't have easy access to regular women because you're probably paranoid they'll just use you for money and clout. Being a low key rich dude is far more based. You avoid all the downsides while being able to have a great dating pool around you. As far as looks go, there are attractive enough women everywhere. Non famous rich dudes, unless extremely wealthy are basically regular guys with the benefits of having more money. In the past, being famous seemed worth it, now with everything from Epstein to MeToo, fuck that.
>>33964590You're a cumbrain homo pervert that nobody on planet earth loves, do not talk down to anyone else, retard.
>>33964589You're right - the one in the background doesn't have lace underwear.
Any lonely, single femanons in this thread right now?
>>33964590>You sound so fucking boring,So do you, buddy. You’re a guy who wears graphic tees about his masturbation habits. I doubt you have any real hobbies.
>>33964599She with me, lil bro
>>33964599Sorry I just fucked all of them after lying and telling them I loved and cherished them only to abandon them the next day.
>>33964599My favorite one is busy rn
>>33964593so your anxiety is cockblocking you, i see well, the only way to convince your brain that your fears are unfounded or overblown is by experiencing that they aren't true or not to this extendin conclusion, you have to give yourself enough chances to change your mind on what you have come to accept as "the truth" the tricky thing about this is that mindset can easily become a self fulfilling prophecy since it influences your own behavior, your reactions and your approach, which can end up reinforcing your fears by giving yourself enough chances more experiences that confirm what you think is true to bypass this effect you have to find ways to get out of your head to allow yourself to not stand in your own way this is why many people use substances to losen up in such situations because trying to gaslight yourself into not acting on your accumulated knowledge on a topic is insanely tricky and almost certain to fail
>>33964594Women aren't a hivemind. Depends on what kind of foreign. I hate the 'just go to Asia' advice. If people said 'just go to Africa bro' everyone would realize why telling people to just date Asian women is retarded and isn't a solution. Most of the people saying to go to Asia were never attracted to their own women anyway. No amount of based or tradness would change that. Many are also just massive simps, but don't appear to be because they don't like Western women. It's easy to act redpilled when you're not attracted to any of those women.
>>33964613that second "enough chances" was auto fill and shouldn't be there, lol
>>33964571Did he do that?
I’m horny.
>>33964619here 3==D
>>33964619Plap
>>33964599me :)
plot twist: the "I'm horny" poster is a woman
>>33964599Uuu she said she's not home rn
>>33964620>>33964621I am a man and you guys are now gay.
>>33964624plot twist: it's a janny, aka tranny
>>33964622Why not just date a fat and balding guy?
>>33964624The one with the exclamation point isn’t me. My unique spin on this timeless classic post uses a full stop instead.
>>33964597Struck a nerve, huh? Get mad, retard, lol.>>33964600>I doubt you have any real hobbies.Define "real"
>>33964618I think so, the monkey one, I don't really remember exactly just that some people were bitching about it at some point
>>33964624
Women:Why do you refuse to put out in a relationship and then even stop wanting to makeout with the guy, only cuddle, and then don't break up with him? Do you seriously find joy in just having a boyfriend to cuddle you and watch TV and jsut give a few kisses but not actually fuck? Is this a shit test? Are you expecting him to dump you so you don't have to be "the bad guy"?
Things on my mind: (¡), ( . Y . ), ( * ), etc.
>>33964637classic
>>33964632>Define "real"Not related to jacking off, even tangentially.
>>33964636we keep hoping that at some point he'll get his shit together so we can ho back to wanting him to breed us
when women say they like cute butts on guy what do they meanThey like spanking them, fingering them, tonguing them. Do girls like to see guy's holes or just their cheeks
>>33964613I tried, but I just can't loosen up. I can only feel confortable with foreign women and some rare exceptions. With our women i can't help to be a mysogenistic fuck, even though i know i've meet a few outstanding girls in my lifetime
>>33964582Unfortunately he still shits up this general with his braindead spam.
>>33964636You could just discuss this with her like a grown up or get up, leave and find a partner who can match your sex drive. But you won't do that because you're a pathetic manchild and want mommy to fix everything for you
>>33964636There are times when I'm just not in the mood for sex for a reason or the other.
>>33964642pegging
>>33964638Been so damn long since I’ve seen any that I’m almost beginning to forget what they look like
>>33964641nta, but it kind of reads like "man up"
>>33964642Them's ur thrusting muscles
>>33964642I just like seeing it... why are you guys so gross, jesus.
>>33964651Nta and nag, but what’s wrong with that? Men should be men.
i mean we actually are all one consciousness.everyone else is literally me. you're my reflections.
>>33964640>Not related to jacking off, even tangentially.I'm immo 2 in valorant, I write moderately popular novels and have a few hundred active people in my discord server. Also, I love climbing, but the last time I did it was half a year ago, so I'm not as active as I'd like to be.
>>33964642I don't much care for moid butts
>>33964652NtaWow I can’t believe it took me this long to figure out lol
>>33964636Never been in this situation but as far as I know there's roughly two groups that do this - yeah some women sincerely just have an appetite for cuddling/cutesy stuff and just having a relationship, but they don't like or care for sex much. Antidepressants and/or hormonal BC can make this worse and further lower general interest in sex. Some women (and men!) also have issues enjoying sex for its own sake when it is no longer inherently thrilling because it's new and scary, once it's become comfortable and not usually surprising. But there is also the complaint sometimes that they do still want sex in theory but just not sex the way they have it in a relationship. And common issues like there not being much foreplay (so if the guy initiates, she's just lagging behind trying to garner interest which little foreplay makes more difficult) tend to get worse when you have less sex so the guy is more impatient and pent up to get to it already. Or: she no longer feels desired because he lost interest in being romantic or cuddly outside of the bedroom and only discovers her body when he's horny. But he feels so sexually rejected that this makes him keep his distance and find it harder to be sweet and romantic. So then you have a catch 22 where both partners are waiting for the other to adjust their behavior so they can follow. Sometimes good communication can help this. The first scenario is more difficult and often boils down to flat out incompatibility.
>>33964634This is absurd. I never even thought about this. Some people I swear
>>33964652Quads and core
>>33964656Oh yeah? What color am I thinking of right now
>>33964657>I'm immo 2 in valorant, I write moderately popular novels and have a few hundred active people in my discord server.So you play Gay Counter-Strike, write smut and have a server with at least one ERP channel
>>33964644then so be it, you've compartmentalized women in different categories based on race and have blocked any association of positivity things for a certain race it's your brain's way to make sure you still have some range and not just fully cockblock yourself from all women, only the ones you can logically categorize as undateable and evil or whatever based on your personal experiences and observations your brain could have come up with different categories, like class, intelligence, hair color, height it whatever but it decided to go with raceyou can try to blur the lines by becoming aware of the methods your mind is using, kinda playing it with it's own techniques since once your brain feels like it has been exposed it becomes harder and harder to keep up the narrative in a believable way and slowly but surely, it becomes less powerful
Watching Big
>>33964641So it's because he's not making enough money?>>33964647I don't want to seem like I am begging for sex. >>33964648For a whole week or two? And not even kissing or making out? I'm hoping it's a period thing.
>>33964624I'm male, sorry. That's why I'm horny.
>>33964651so? women stop wanting to fuck after having experienced a guy not being father material one too many times if you wanz her to want to breed again you have to start acting like a good breeding bull again or get lost
>>33964667They algorithm is going really hard promoting Tom Hanks and Leo Dicaprio movies rn
>>33964668she hates you
making an rs3 main today
>>33964666Satan be talkin like this guy's brain is separate from him
>>33964674I only get Malcom in the Middle and the other one videos. I was thinking about djinis and remembered Zoltar
>>33964660Yeah at the beginning she sucked my dick and let me rub her clit but wouldn't actually let me fuck. She loved how big my dick was and called me daddy. Now she has rebuffed even my attempts.to make out with her. She still wants to see me but there's basically no intimacy. She asked early on what my favorite color was and said she had a surprise for me sometime we were alone together. Probably lingerie. I'm gonna tell her I'm still wondering what that surprise is. If she isn't willing to fuck then she needs to give a reason. And if it's because I lost my job, then I'm just betabux anyway.
Guys,What does ejaculation feel like?
>>33964681Good.
>>33964668>enough moneycould be, could also be that he hasn't put his socks in the laundry bag one too many times or left his beard shavings in the sink again, which means he's an unnecessary burden on the rest of the household since someone has to clean up behind him if they want a tidy home, which means it's not ideal to try and have a family with this man since instead of making life easier, he makes life harder and the last thing you need on top of a man that males life harder is a kid that makes life even harder, hence your subconscious automatically shuts off the wanting to be bred by this man instinct
>>33964677there's this neat thing called self awareness where the mind can observe itself, yes might want to give it a try some day
it's all me experiencing myself
>>33964614>Women aren't a hivemind.Science hasn't disproven that theory yet.
>>33964676rs3?
>>33964668>For a whole week or two?Yeah. In general if I'm stressed, tired, frustrated, if I feel bad about myself I do not want sex. Sometimes I feel bad for multiple days in a row, and on those days I do not want sex.
>>33964686buckle up, you're about to drink some sparkling lemonade
>>33964668>I don't want to seem like I am begging for sex.But you DO want more sex, and by not talking about it you're not solving the problem (she probably thinks you're ok with this frequency) and you're also letting resentment build up.
>>33964681Pretty fuckin good. My ass clenches, my dick tightens up, the tension releases and then my dick shoots the initial load and then pumps a few more out, causing a warm wave of pleasure to pass through my entire body.I think I read somewhere once that cum shoots out of there at around 40mph.
>>33964680You don't write how long you've been together but is it possible that because you lost your job, the honeymoon phase just kind of ended because you were less happy and focused on her plus you suddenly spent a lot more time together? It is common for a sex life to suffer when you move in together for example, both because seeing each other is no longer special/you don't get time to miss each other, while also suddenly being able to put off sex because it's never a "now's our chance" thing anymore, you can just do it whenever. Apart from how she perceives you after losing your job - and I agree that if it made her lose respect for you (assuming you didn't get fired for doing something wild) that tells you all you need to know about her ability to be a partner in sickness or health and all that - it is also possible/would be understandable if losing your job made you more unhappy and stressed out and this has strained some of the things that used to energize your sex life, like having easy fun together.
Girls,What does ejaculation feel like? Do you do it often?
>>33964636You're not being a man. She WANTS a man. Stop being a whipped simp crybaby. Real life is not a sappy romance story, women do not want effeminate and sad men. They want MEN who can BE men. Just grow the fuck up and act like one and she'll wanna fuck you. If you want her to be your mommy, she can't be your lover. Sorry.
>>33964685You said "but it decided".Homie he can just decide to undecide what it decided. He has self mind control, his secret second mind dont control him yafeelme
>>33964688runescape 3
>>33964683We've only been dating 2 months. We don't even live together. I pay for all our dates. She offered to pay a few times in the beginning then stopped. Maybe I'm just betabux. I don't know. I met her parents already. I held off on introducing her to mine because I'm not gonna do that til I feel like she's committed to me somewhat.
>>33964681It feels like warm bullets pass through the canal against your will and everything in your body stops to witness the moment.
>>33964698Stop spamming your boring shit.
>>33964693>You don't write how long you've been togetherIt's been 2 months and we only see each other twice a week.
>>33964666So I should just accept it and work towards my life dream of roaming around searching for a place with tropical beaches and exotic women?>>33964697If it was that easy i would have done it along time ago
I am the non-egoic I
>>33964693That second sentence... why even move in together if it just makes things worse...
>>33964696I've never acted like a simp other than being sympathetic to her feeling like shit lately and trying to comfort her. And paying for stuff. She gave me some small gifts too. I plan all our dates. What else am I supposed to do? I do my best not to act like a little bitch. I don't want her to be my mommy. That vibe disgusts me.
>>33964697his instinctual subconscious pattern forming decided that, it wasn't a deliberate choice but just how the brain's logic works if you just let the mind do it's own thing it functions on auto pilot and falls back on the default, which can be overridden with the power of focused consciousness, which is exactly what differentiates us from animals
I need a husband to show me what ejaculation feels like
>>33964655Women aren't really the best creatures to be telling a man what being a man is actually all about>>33964672maybe they should just break up once they realized their honneymoon phase wore off?
>>33964699in that case, you're just not that desirable, sorry
free will exists in the sense that everything is pre-determined. you are kind of just nudging the outcome. kind of like a pick your own adventure visual novel.
>>33964702Yeah I got the feeling you hadn't been together long. At this stage I do feel that she might feel in over her head if you lost your job and (?) are struggling with that a lot. It's early in a relationship for such a life event to happen and for her to need to step it up. In her head it could have meant you went from having a fun, promising, budding thing to a pretty serious relationship that asks a lot. It's hard to say without knowing more about the context though. If in your line of work and with your experience it is only expected that you have new employment soon and you're not worried or changed, that makes my theory less plausible. But if it is a serious life strain for you I think it could well just be it getting so serious so fast that does it for her and gave her some mixed feelings. It is just your right to point out that you miss the intimacy and at least want to discuss how you could have more of that again with her. Again it's only been two months. Not a bad time to walk away simply for not really feeling it with her.
>>33964707So you're complaining because, while your gf is feeling like shit, she did not fuck you for 10 days?
>>33964710What else do you want in a husband? I can at least do that
>>33964710why don't you have one
>>33964709That's what I said, yeah
>>33964712>they should just break up once they realized their honneymoon phase wore off?sure, or you can reanimate the honeymoon phase again by shaping the fuck up and fitting the idealized version your partner has of you closerwhich in the end benefits both since it's never wasted effort to try and level up
>>33964712>Women aren't really the best creatures to be telling a man what being a man is actually all aboutI think they’re well within their rights to do so, honestly. I’m sure you have an opinion or two on what makes a woman, right? I know I do.
>>33964717Nta but let's try giving anon the benefit of the doubt.
>>33964706Because it allows for the relationship to grow in other ways and usually by the time people move in together, they have an appetite for other things (falling asleep and waking up together, getting a taste of what a family life would be like with them, eating together most nights, the intimacy of being near each other's daily bath rituals and god knows what, just having them around all the time) than just sex that are being met by moving in together if things go well.Besides in a long term relationship sex naturally is not always on the same level, just because there might be an initial dip once the scarcity factor is gone, doesn't mean your sex life won't just recover but reach new highs and depth over time than it used to have initially. Trust and intimacy hugely deepening does things to your sex life.
Why is a mentally ill BPD look so fucking attractive?I just want to pump with this kind of fucked up and deranged look full eith my cum.
>>33964655Some men are just (for some reason or another) not wired for masculinity and are too weak or emotional for it. Not saying you should put up with it ofc, but i also think its unrealistic to assume they should LARP as something they're not for some aesthetic of manhood. We used to have monasteries and other such niche spaces to allocate these men, now they just drift from relationship to relationship blaming the women for wanting what their biology demands of them.
>>33964728she's not even that hot she's caked in makeup and she's probably insane
>>33964729Monasteries still exist, and that’s not why they exist.A man is intrinsically masculine.
I don't hate women. I just don't desire them.
>>33964710You can do that with one of the random guys you have for your ONS. Or with a FWB of yours.
Why do women hate fat and balding men so much?
>>33964731Did you even read what I wrote?
>>33964737I don't hate fat and balding men, just don't want to fuck them. I'm too young.
>>33964717I am complaining because in our 2 month relationship we haven't had sex at all and she rebuffed me initiating so much that now it just feels like pathetic begging. And lately she won't even let me touch her or make out with her. I just want to kiss her for more than 2 seconds.
YELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL I EANT SWEETS IN MY MOUTHHHHHHH SUGAR SUGAT AAAAAAAA SCREAMMMMMMM
>>33964724Kind of feels that some things are meant to be the way they are and that if they dont work out its a sign you should just move on>>33964725I do, but I wouldn't ask a woman to be something they are not because I think it fucks with their wellbeing and breeds resentment
>>33964728Just seems like they would want me really bad in a obsessed way and it is pretty hot
>>33964742That does not sound like a romantic relationship.
>>33964742And you never talked to her about it? Are you retarded? lmao
>>33963746Why are you Rice
>>33964733>A man is intrinsically masculine.Different anon but I agree. Men just are men by virtue of being male people. Any argument about someone not being a "real man" is just a specific judgy way to call someone immature, a coward, a pushover, whatever, real qualities but individual qualities that both men and women display at times, some more than others. I find the idea that men should prove their maleness by being super tough on their own accord especially jarring because imo it always takes other people seeing it in you and building you up to find your stride and actually be the most courageous and strong version of yourself. The idea that a guy who is already a sensitive and insecure person will toughen up when yelled at enough that he's not a real man is delusional to me. If you want someone to be stronger you better find and foster whatever tiny bit of strength they already have, not diminish him further. No man is an island and it is not realistic to expect someone to grow and feel inspired by being shat over.
>>33964745if ur not a woman u dont actually know jack shitMEN DONT UNDERSTAND WOMEN. WOMEN DONT UNDERSTAND MEN.YIN YANG
>>33964754*YING
>>33964742Are you sure she is your gf?
>>33964718>What else do you want in a husband?I want a strong but gentle person that I can be comfortable around and we can support each other >>33964719I'm a shut-in friendless loser
>>33964729>We used to have monasteries and other such niche spaces to allocate these men,Yeah and we used to make women get married after 3 weeks and if they didn't put out they got killed. The past was retarded. I'm not saying men shouldn't act like men but you live in a society that works against those traditional gender roles and it shrinks your eligible dating pool inevitably as a result.
If you were a pair of shoes that were lost, where would you hide? Im about to rip my hair out of my head I don't know how I lost an entire pair of shoes
>>33964733Clearly they're not or all the "intrinsically masculine men" wouldn't behave otherwise. But many of them do.
>>33964723yeah, I realized after re-readingmy badin my defense, I have a headache from hell rn and should probably not look at any screens >>33964704>accept it and work towards my life dream of roaming around searching for a place with tropical beaches and exotic women?you can try that, but chances are high that it might just end with you having bad experiences with these women too, since they are just as human as any other race of women, which can lead to you cockblocking yourself from all women since the pool of undateable women has been increased to include them allor you could try to override this system and not letting it get to youyour choice really, you could try both and see what works for you just know that if you let your mind limit you, there's no end to it because it will just become more and more narrow since it adds another limit to what's "safe" with every negative experience it might start with not dating any white women and end with only dating viet women over 5'4 that don't work in healthcare and didn't grow up christian, don't paint their nails deep red and don't wear one-piece swimsuits to the beach and not have a seafood allergy or you could simply tell your brain to shut the fuck up and accept that humans will be humans, that there's people that suck from all walks of life and that YOU suck ass every now and then too and that bad experiences are simply part and parcel of human interactions and that if you try to avoid any negative experiences with other humans the only way to do so is to live on an island all alone basically, instead of avoiding unpleasant experiences, become more resilient to them and realize that there is no escaping them and that your pattern recognition system is out of control and actively making you more miserable than necessary
>>33964759Could you have taken them off on the bed or couch and kicked them under it without realizing?
>>33964755https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yin_and_yang
>>33964753I agree. When I said in that earlier reply that “men should be men,” I meant that we should be kind, supportive and willing to provide for our women.None of that necessitates being a macho man, just a good man.
>>33964757Try online dating? Dating subreddits? /soc/? Depending on how crazy you wanna go, I guess.
>>33964714There is no such thing as a free will, everything is pre-determined by nature
"Women wear makeup for themselves" Stop the cap
>>339647422 months and she's already refusing intimacy. She fucking hates the thought of you lmao.
>>33964745>if they dont work out its a sign you should just move onit has nothing to do with it being a sign, it just depends on how much you can handle and yeah, if you can't handle it anymore then you should move on
>>33964750She calls me babe and sweetheart and leans on me. Early on we did sexual stuff just not PiV. >>33964751It only just started and she's been tired so I've been being patient. I will talk to her about it. I just want to know how to do it without seeming like nothing but a horny pig. >>33964756She calls herself my gf. Hell, SHE was the one who asked me, are we bf/gf before we went to her room the first time.
>>33964765>wikipediaHaha
M, 27I'm having thoughts about getting botox. Someone talk me out of it.
>>33964771i am above nature
BlueValk is a 4chan admin now, btw. She can see all your IPs and keep track of you in ways that Archive Chan could only dream of.
>>33964759under the sofa, they are always there or in the car
>>33964757>I want a strong but gentle person that I can be comfortable around and we can support each otherI hope you meet that guy. That’s exactly what I’m trying to offer a femanon right now.We exist
>>33964773If you think we dress up for men, you should see how we dress when we know there will be no men around.
>>33964780Seems pointless.Only women should get botox a d only for their lips so they get good dick sucking lips.
>>33964780do it pussy
>>33964780You will look like a retarded freak, anon. You’re not even thirty.
>>33964773feeling desirable feels amazing, so yeah, making myself pretty is for myself, just via social validation because that shit feels divine, like crack
>>33964768Yes, I agree with this too. Ultimately I feel being a "real" man or woman is just about maturity which is not knowing it all or never feeling fear or anything like that, but rather about being patient, understanding, gracious, humorous etc when life has (as it does to everyone) at times given you real reasons not to be. And that being that way is how you nourish yourself so you can also optimally build yourself up to follow your moral standards and stand up for what you think is right, correct yourself when your reflexes don't line up with your values.
>>33964769NTA but how can i find a girl that would actually want someone like me? What kind of woman wants men that don't go out or date and instead stay inside to write stories and post on 4chan? Do I just need to totally re-invent who I am? Is that even possible? I know "feeling unlovable" is a corny trope and kinda melodramatic but if once you sincerely and intellectually are convinced of that as a truth it's very hard to shift out of.
>>33964792You're a little ehore that needs a big spanking.
>>33964774Yeah she even texting me afterward apologizing the last time she didn't feel like being "physically affectionate" I'm hoping she's just burnt out. I'm trying to be supportive.
GF is doing the slow move in bros…. She’s already got a drawer with some clothes and she just carved out some closet space for some more stuff “cuz I’m over here all the time lol”Saw her browsing Amazon for things to “dress up” my house. Wat do?
I decided I should at least try a dating site or app sometime in my lifeI am just going to actually read the profiles and swipe based on them not the pics (unless pics have red flags) and not just mass like and so on.Should I try bumble or okcupid?
>>33964791I want to remove these fucking lines.
>>33964797is that so? nothing to be done about that
>>33964799>anons, I'm suffering from success. Help!
>>33964710I can show you, but do we have to get married first?
>>33964773Suuure I totally would wear an over the top visual kei look outside and not just in the privacy of my room
>>33964780You will never be able to see it the way others see it. They won't compare your botoxed face to your face with more lines, they will just see a person who has smoothened out part of their face like a real life filter. At least that's what it looks like to me when someone has visibly gotten work done. And you might say you'll go light and subtle but that's how everyone starts out and again, you won't be able to have the distance necessary to judge for yourself if you still look normal. All the more because you watch your still or smiling face in the mirror, not your face as you are talking to others. Botox also paralyzes small muscles you use to mimic your conversational partner's facial expressions, which both helps you experience more empathy and makes others find you more sympathetic.
>>33964799Do you want her to move in? If not, tell her you don't need her to buy anything for your house right now and maybe you'll consider if you move in together in the future.
>>33964804botox will just make you look like a chipmunk, lol lose weight, get rid of the cortisol face and start using retinol and maybe give gua sha a try, just for good measure
>>33964804I repeat: you will look like a retarded freak if you do this. You’ll look worse.Those lines don’t even look bad, dude.
>>33964805Too bad, eh?You'd probably even ask for the belt when the palm isn't enough.
>>33964799Buy some womens panties and fake long hair from Amazon and juke her into thinking you're cheating on her, then reveal the gag and shame her about being nosy
>>33964791nta but what if im already ugly and freakish by my genetics.
>>33964814guess we'll never know
>>33964808How did the gender wars get so bad that some of my bros forgot that women like to play dress-up
>>33964817You will look like an even freakier freak.
>>33964804Stop scrunching your face like that.You have to actually relax or you'll ruin botox.
>>33964799If you don't want this, you should not just tell her to stop adding stuff to your home but also ask her to come over less. Otherwise it'll just be a back and forth where she argues that she just needs that many things around/deserves to also feel comfortable because of the amount of her life that takes place in your home. If you do want to tell her to be over less, frame it less as wanting less of her and more as needing more alone time and preferring to move a little slower with the relationship. Like "I love this stage so much I don't want to rush into the next as soon as possible, I want to take my time with you". Be prepared that no matter how you package it, she might feel pretty rejected and/or disappointed, there's no way you can prevent or change how she feels about it, only communicate clearly and as nice as possible.
>>33964819Women pre-2010 literally no longer exist
>>33964818That's your choice though.I bet your butt would look really cute slightly swollen and being groped.
Femanon, are you the type of gf that would suck your bf's dick under his desk if he worked from home?
>>33964812>lose weight, get rid of the cortisol face and start using retinol and maybe give gua sha a try, just for good measureI will give it a try>>33964813>>33964821It's not me in the picture. I just found it on the internet. Mine are still much more subtle and can only be seen under direct light from above. I already hate them.
>>33964804I think it would look super weird because that's exactly the area where you smile. If those muscles are dead enough to be relaxed, how would it look when you smile? Also not an expert or anything but I always understood botox to be broken down by your body in around or under a year? How long do you want to go on spending money on altering it? If you already have trouble accepting them now, I imagine it would only become harder if you get used to them being softened again. They don't look bad to me. Yeah they are pronounced/deep for your age, but I bet if you really made yourself pay attention to every single other person's lines there, you would notice in general some people just get these much earlier than others even some younger than you.
>>33964826thats a real possibility
>>33964827I'd be happy to, but he can't coom when he works. He gets too sleepy and his brain stops working.
>>33964529Would this work on cougar age single milfs as well? But I think this one I'm looking at leans towards the mentally healthy part. I guess it's not a 0 percent chance with her if she didn't recoil when I pointed and pressed at her "cute" earlobe mole, but maybe she was just being polite and didn't freak out as we were in an external work place (not much people in that office early in the morn).
>>33964773They do it to be judged by others, both men and women. Women love to be socially acceptable or held in exceptionally high regard, which is why princess stories have been so popular for hundreds of years. They do in fact dress up for themselves, as a subconscious ontological need for actualization of their psyche, as both the arbiter and the subject of the longhouse.
>>33964827sure
Gonna do some MDMA and tounge punch my ladies fart box
Women, if I was the only penis haver in a women prison, would you want to ride it? say you have to stay there for year and can’t talk to anyone outside?
>>33964827No, I'm not that bold
>>33964799>Oh no, my steak is to juicy and my lobster is too buttery!If you don't want her to move in just tell her
>>33964835it has nothing to do with age, but with character you'll have to get real good at judging a girls character from the slightest hints to intuitively know what likely would go well and what's too much there really is no substitute for honing your social skills, I'm afraid
>>33964840Here's a pic by the way, forgot to include it.>>>/soc/34507150
>>33964840not necessarily, I can go a year with no dick np if there's no dick that is tempting enough to sit on
>>33964840No.
>>33964843My house is furnished like a brutalist fever dream and that’s the way I likes it. I don’t mind if she keeps some necessities around, I don’t want my space to look like a ruby Tuesdays with a bunch of random shit on the walls.
>>33964840Hard to say, I've definitely gone without sex for much longer but it might be different if my whole life was otherwise also very empty. But if I felt tempted it would sooner be because of the idea of smelling a man up close, male hands on me etc than specifically needing his dick.
>>33964831>They don't look bad to me. Yeah they are pronounced/deep for your age, but I bet if you really made yourself pay attention to every single other person's lines there, you would notice in general some people just get these much earlier than others even some younger than you.Okay, I will show mine. I didn't want to do it because of herpes.
>>33964783Checked not there>>33964764No I had them in my bag, I put them away, and now they are missing
>>33964856Honestly even without seeing your whole face I feel quite confident they are subtle enough that they literally only add character and smoothing them out would just make you more babyfaced.
Normalize a Handmaid Tale dystopia
>>33964857>bagso, in the gym? what do you use this bag for? where did you take the shoes out and why? check in the laundry
>>33964759Any bags you've used recently, inside cabinets around the one you put them in usually, in the back of the cabinet where you usually put them in, etc.
>>33964851Women give a lot of guys shit for being into feet but then they goon off to dudes hands like it isn’t equally weird.
>>33964856you need a break from the neurotic navel gazing immediately
>>33964857Were you drunk? If so, check all your closets including stuff like kitchen cupboards or bathroom cabinets.If not drunk, triple check your usual place to put them and see if anything could've fallen over them obscuring them or something??
>>33964832Slutty little tease. <3
>>33964861Why yes I would actually be one of the wealthy tall handsome aristocrats that got a personal brood sow.
>>33964864you shake people's hands, but would you casually touch a male strangers bare feet? you eat the food your mom made but would it be the same if she cut the salad using her feet instead of her hands? yeah, that's what I thought
>>33964864I do find hands beautiful but I don't care for collecting pics of them or anything, it's more the sensation of being touched and feeling them press down on you. Like a "shit's about to go down" feeling especially if they haven't actually touched any of the most sensitive spots yet but you can tell he wants to from how possessive it feels.
statistically, getting struck by an average-sized passenger vehicle will do less damage to you than interacting with a woman future liveleak videos will simply show scenes of men falling for women, once civilization matures to the point where viewers can envision the suffering that must ensue from such a meeting
>>33964861I don't care about this feminist slop book/show but if a chad military officer wants to make me his concubine I wouldn't mind
>>33964875have you tried being less emotionally fragile?
>>33964871Nah women fetishize that shit all the same>omg I want those around my neck or pinning me downBut the guy who’s into sucking toes? Oh yeah he’s the strange ranger.
>>33964876Plap
>>33964879notice how one is about body parts doing things to you vs doing things to body parts and one is about body parts that are commonly used to do things whilst the other is a body part no sane person wants to do anything to
>>33964878I never agree with what that guy has to say but do have to admit that one woman did more harm to me than a really bad car crash that I was in once, but I was lucky. I flipped three times and my airbag didn’t go off, and the only injury I got was a nick on my elbow from a pebble of my windshieldMy ex however basically destroyed my self esteem and spent most of my money, and I took a few years to put myself back together
>>33964762>having bad experiencesnot really, i loved hanging out with them. they are the reason why i feel im missing out by not relating to women from my own nationality the same wayMaybe I just need a change of scenary again?
>>33964878thats like asking bear victims to try being less physically fragilethey have evolved specialized organs to effortlessly inflict horrific emotional damage
>>33964861just convert everyone to islamor make voting rights dependent entirely on military combat experience
>>33964876not beating the allegations
>>33964799I dunno, tell her she's isn't welcome to move in and that in order to make it work you need your own personal space?
Wamen
>>33964890I don't read american "literature", sorry
>>33964887you have little control over your physical fragility since it's limited by biological factors and not being considerate of it will lead to death whilst lack of emotional fragility is something not limited by the constraints of physical reality and also in your control to a much bigger extent as well as not fatal if you try to push your limits
>>33964886in that case, yeah, maybe
>>33963119Femanon, would it arouse you if one of your co-workers bullied another co-worker for your entertainment? Or would you consider that simping?
>>33964896Have you read any of our literature without the scare quotes? You’re missing out on some really excellent fiction if not
>>33964903i would consider that next level cringe
The world would be a better place if women just dated fat and balding guys more.
>>33964903>>33964907This, super uncomfortable when someone thinks being an asshole to another person will make you think he's cool.
How come some women look like they could be massive sluts if they wanted, but then turns out they go on an entire year without a guy looking in her direction and they only ever have had a couple of boyfriends in their lifetime, the last one having been 2 years ago?
>>33964862Yea the gym they are my gym shoes but I only ever put them in the bag and then take them out at home>>33964863It's like they're goneI'm worried they somehow fell out on the street, even though the bag is always zipped up>>33964866No Ok I'll keep checking
>>33964913it's mainly the undesirable ones that have to prove to themselves and others constantly that they can get dick all the time
>>33964890Meanwhile average male fantasy b like
>>33964914100% they are at the gym
>>33964913>they could be massive sluts if they wantedThis phrase right here says more about you than about these women
>>33964920Does it tell you im a drunk esl?
>>33964917Fr fr, moids are always blind to their own hypocrisy
>>33964913You can never know. The body count of some smoking bitch in the corner of the street in a fishnet and miniskirt could be just three guys, and all of them have been long-term relationships. And your fat Karen looking school teacher in her 40s could be a whore who gets gangbanged every week by strangers. Women are scary.
>>33964896Margaret Atwoood is Canadian you uncultured swine
>>33964926canada hasnt been a real country in decades
>>33964917me reacting to horsegacha>that's disgustingalso me:
>>33964924What hypocrisy? This is as far as monsters go in moidfiction
>>33964925Yeah it's almost as if your opinions and assumptions have nothing to do with the actual person
>>33964928Maddening
>>33964926Well then, canadian culture is shit
>>33964907>>33964911You may deny it, but that's literally how women's monkey brain is hardwired to function.Men feel the need to humiliate other men in order to make themselves look more desirable, while female brains subconsciously read it as proof of fitness. This is the same reason why women are attracted to abs, as their brain tries to find a mate that is able to provide and protect them.
My only understanding of Canadian culture is Racism, Genocide, and America.
>>33964925Doesn´t their libido spike up and make them seek out for dudes? Not that I'm not one to judge, i only realized women arent massive turbo sluts once i realized i probably plowed more women than the number my age
>>33964931
>be not a very outgoing or sociable person>downright invisible to women>somehow get a gf>all of a sudden im mysterious stoic giga chad 9000 and women tumble over themselves to come flirt with me>right in front of the GF at times>gf gets mad because telling women their attention is unwanted is a completely alien concept to meI hate you foids gender so much some times.
>>33964943Who have they genocided now?
>>33964950oh no.....
PÄNIß INTÖ VÄGINÄ
>>33964896Moby Dick and the Grapes of Wrath are cool
>>33964943Canada is about to give up half a province to Indians (feather kind) because of a genocide that never happened lmao
>>33964918I wen tback to the gym and checked the lost and found + askedNothing
>>33964949Don't pretend you don't love the attention, you thirsty hoe
>>33964940humiliate by mogging them, not bullying them you retarded sperglord
>>33964948I really don't understand what you're trying to say
>>33964949>mysterious stoic giga chadWomen always say I look better with my mouth closed...
It's basically over if you have bad dental, yeah?
>>33964958have ye checked under your car seats?
>>33964964>I look better with my mouth closed.I bet you also sound smarter
>>33964759How do you even lose shoes? lmao.
>>33964952What?
>>33964969crooked is fine, bad dental health is a deal breaker
>>33964893Moin
>>33964973How tf do you know? It's exactly what they tell me.
>>33964980Now kith
>>33964972Yea >>33964976I don't fucking know
>>33964982He was stalking you when they said that.
>>33964984Just go through your typical schedule again, usually works for me.
>>33964984then now's the time to start checking in dumb locations that make no sense check the fridge and the book shelf
>>33964984ADHD is a bitch huh
Whats a realistic high body count for women? How much is too much whena: it's a woman who's been around with some dudesb: it's a dude who's been around with some girls?
>>33964991Realistic? We're in the wild wild west here with dating apps and social media, a women's body count can be as high as in the thousands and be as low as in the thousands.jk, some girls have the strength to stay a virgin.
>>33964991what age? I'd say if over 30, around five is normal for both genders
>>33964987Alright>>33964988Im turning this place upside down>>33964990I don't have ADHD. This is sabotage because I always put everything back in the same place.
>>33964991As a dude in the triple digits I lie and say 30ish. Anything above 50 provokes questions and sets off alarms IME
>>33964985>HeIf only it were a she.
How do you make Beanies look good?Apparently I've got a homunculi head or something.
>>33964998It's okay, I have ADHD and I forget where my shoes are all the time!
too late now but I couldn’t reply earlier I was busy working, but what the fuck is your problem lol. Just because I’m slow at replying I’m lying and not a woman etc. such a weird thing to say. That’s it
>>33965001Do not discount attention from men, they are equally rare in this day and age, plus he probably sucks good dick.
>>33965002step one: be attractive
>>33965007I'm fat.That's not breaking that rule, right? :^l
>>33964799You have to be willing to tell a woman ‘no’.
>>33965008You should longshoremanmaxx
>>33964903No I would hate it.
>>33965003NTADoesn't ADHD force you to be orderly? Or do you keep forgrtting what you are doing while you are doing it?
>>33965012>longshoremanWhat's that?
>>33964995>the strength to stay a virginHow?>>3396499728, lost count years ago>>33964999so i should just tell them that i've only been with one or two girls in my lifetime?
>>33965014ADHD are people who don't pay attention to anything and just do things, they kind of live in the moment.OCD is the that one that makes you do things a certain way.
Women, how much does a beard affect the experience of sex? I’m talking about the whole package, oral kissing etc.
>>33965017>>the strength to stay a virgin>How?By being neurotic, probably shy, anxious, or extremely low self esteem.
>>33964649No woman likes pegging, its always the man who wants it>>33964654So what if you a bf with a nice butt, you'd just ask him to take his clothes off and you'd look at it?Seems weird
>>33964991Take my advice with a pinch of salt, as I am a fo*d.It really doesn't matter in the grand scheme of things. If they are clean and don't have a history of cheating, what does it matter?
The ideal lifetime body count is 1
>>33965022this is me but male
>>33965023>No woman likes peggingI like pegging, but for man-hating reasons, not for male pleasure.
>>33965022you know some people actually have religious or moral convictions about sex outside of marriage
>>33965025True
>>33965024It matters in the same way most age gap relationships don't work, power imbalance, if a slut dates a non-slut, the mismatch in experience creates a mismatch in power, which has a chance to turn into an abusive relationship.If you're an experienced person, you should just date other experienced people, simple as. No potential jealousy or complicated feelings.
>>33965029Which manifests through itself through shame, as sex before marriage in religious context is, you guessed it, shameful.
>>33965024im just trying to make sense if people will just look for an excuse to see something wrong with a person or if it's an actual thing
>>33965029Both you and >>33965022 can be true
>>33965023You know that feeling when your girl flashes you for no reason other than she knows it will make you happy? Flash your ass every once in a while.
>>33965028hot, please hatefuck my bussy, queen
>>33964991I think that body count can be offset by a good connection with the person. My bf probably has had sex with dozens and dozens of women, but I still love him despite that being a bad thing to me in a vacuum. Since I know he cares so deeply about me and he's clean, his history in that respect doesn't really matter to me.
>>33965028ever done it?
>>33965036women laugh at me when I walk by because my ass is too big.Could also just be the general fatness surrounding me, but I think it's the ass they're mostly laughing at.
>>33965039would it make you feel better if you thought he'd only been with one or two other girls?
>>33965021Have to get back to you on that one
>>33965019Yeah I meant "force you" in the sense that that is how you can circumvent losing stuff.
>>33965043It would've made getting to know him better less stressful, for sure. When I first met him, I assumed he was a fuckboy, but our mutual friend vouched for him so earnestly that I knew he couldn't be bad.
>>33965031Maybe it's different for men, but I've never had my lack of experience weaponized against me by a partner. I understand the insecurity aspect, but unless I'm just mistaken, there is no huge differential in quality of sex between partners, so long as they're putting in the effort and that connection is there.
Do women care about tip color?
>>33965029Anon already listed "neurotic".
>>33965036>Flash your ass every once in a while.tfw pimply ass
>>33965051What is that
>>33965051Pink looks cute
>>33965040lol you didn't get from her post that she is weak and that's only wishful thinking?
Question for the men:Could you ACTUALLY stand being with a girl who's obsessed with you? I mean to the point where she sees you as her muse and her reason for existing. Like Dante with Beatrice but genderbent. Waking up every morning simply because of you, writing you poetry, being prepared to cut her legs off if it would make you happy. Could you respect her as a partner and love her back (totally fine if not on the same level), or would there inevitably come a time when you start to see her as pathetic and either distance yourself or start to use and abuse her for your selfish amusement? Asking for a friend haha
>>33965049so basically, i should just keep the places where i've been to myself
>>33965050Yeah, to be honest, I think the better matrix for judgement is deviancy.How kinky are the sex you're having type stuff.Like a girl going through a lot of relationships might seem slutty, but if she's only sleeping with one guy at a time, it's really not that big of a deal, buuuuuut, if she's sleeping with "bad boys", that's an entirely different story, also you could argue that having too high of a body count in and of itself is deviancy.
They're okay with me having a triple digit body count. They're okay with me being a sadist. They're okay when I cheat on them. But when I say that I once sucked off my homie for fun, they walk away. This is so stupid.
>>33965058I'd love a partner like that for a while. Until I get bored.
>>33965058no and thats not healthy
>>33965051Bright pink like a glue stick looks weird. "Black" is a no-go. Aside from that, no.
>at the gym with my gymbros and one of their gfs>we're talking about wrist size and comparing our wrist sizes wrapping our hands around each other's wrists>get to the guy's gf's wrist (she's like 5'5")>realize my dick is thicker than her wristDamn are foids really this small?
>>33965059I think it's always best to be truthful. If you don't wear your sluttiness on your sleeve like he does, then maybe it's better to keep it to yourself until it comes up naturally. But never lie about it.
>>33965058>start to use and abuse her for your selfish amusement?Wouldn't she love that?Being subservient to her object of desire.
>>33965063People wouldn't care if that epstein email said bubba blew trump, they only care because it says trump blew bubba
>>33965058I'm the friend lmao
>>33965058No problem. I’m physically and mentally healthy and have a stable life. Wouldn’t take advantage and wouldn’t judge.
>>33965070In this particular hypothetical no, she would want a normal vanilla relationship just where she can show excessive affection
>>33965058I don't think I would mind being someone's inspiration, as long as they're not going>oh... you're being lazy, I'm going to kill myself since you no longer meet the imaginary version of yourself I created
>>33965068Mhm I’m small person. I have a step stool
>>33965054The color of the tip.
>>33965080How tall? Being short really is like a disability.
>>33965062But then, what's worse: a woman having a few partners, but being exceptionally kinky, or a woman having vanilla sex with a large number of people?Personally, kinkiness doesn't really matter to me so long as both of our needs are met and we are both content with our sex life. I would be more put out by someone telling me they don't feel fulfilled than them saying someone is better in the bedroom.
GenderWhat did you feel reading this?>Violet.” If the commanding rumble of his voice hadn’t silenced her, the heat of his hand dropping to her knee would have. “I don’t want you to feel that you don’t have any agency here. I might be the one giving all the orders, but you hold all the cards. Your comfort is the only thing that counts right now, and if I overstep, I want you to know you can tell me so. But that’s not happening. Don’t think I’m unaware we’re at different points in our careers. You can say no, you can say you don’t want to see me again, you can tell me to stop coming to the farm when you’re working. It’s dinner, not a down payment on your time. But I’m in a position to comfortably spoil someone, so when you’re with me, I’m spoiling you. End of story.
>>33965068Maybe now you'll realize why women ask men to be fucking aware of what they're stabbing us with. You might not realize it, but it's objectively big and scary.
>>33965058It’s not that being that way itself is such a bad thing. It’s what usually accompanies it: the same type of crazy bitch that will burn your clothes or gets pissed off if it’s not reciprocated in the same extremes.
>>33965078What's "vanilla" for you?
>>33965058If it didn’t come with the neurotic suspicion and jealousy (protip it always does) then yeah.
>>33965085Depends.Is the kinky girl suddenly going "nah, I'm not into that shit anymore", if no then the kinky girl is the "better" choice.If she's had kinky sex, but suddenly decides she's not into that kind of sex after her "phase", then ew.
>>33965086MBored.
>>33965086F. I need more context. Also I need a disclaimer as to whether or not this scene leads directly to rough fingering by a grizzled farmer.
>>33965085IME it’s always the quiet nerd girls with the low body counts that are the freaks. Don’t let the grandma sweaters fool you.
>>33965086He sounds like the sort of man I'd fall for really hard but resist him anyway
>>33965093>context
>>33965084..disability is unattractive? I’m 147cm>>33965082Bleached hair?
>>33965056Apparently I have a cute dick
>>33965058Depends why she likes me. Is there depth to her answer or is it just a single characteristic about me that she likes?I realized I literally pulled the line from that disney movie on a girl (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26S5z_DNgz8) "You're beautiful." "Thank you, but what else?" and it sent me on an upward spiral to having real dating standards
>>33965069how old are you? and would you take it if he said "stoped counting at 10"?
>>33965100You know, Anon.Not everything in your life has to be judged by the metric of attractiveness.I just think 160cm is the minimum height for a basic quality of life for any gender.
>>33965058>Could you respect her as a partner and love her back (totally fine if not on the same level),I wouldn't feel like she loves me in the first place, I would feel like she only loves the idea of me.>or would there inevitably come a time when you start to see her as pathetic and either distance yourself or start to use and abuse her for your selfish amusement?I wouldn't do this, but it still wouldn't be a good idea.
>>33965098I really need to read this. I want to judge the tastefulness of their descriptions of horsecock.
>>33965058I could. That’s how I am when I’m in love.I hate to be a wet blanket, but Homura and Madoka are canonically just friends.
>>33965086fvery uninspiring gender stereotyping
>>33965086FHis the type of guy that says “I’m the type of guy…”
>>33965110White people be like..>white people be lik
>>33965086Why is every female lead in EVERY romantasy novel named Violet?
>>33965113You would prefer Scarlet?
>>33965113tranny coded
>>33965115I want a Rebecca.
>>33965103I'm 34. That phrasing would definitely bother me. The point of accepting someone with a high body count is understanding the way they love and connect with others. Someone saying they "stopped counting" implies that their partners ended up blending together in context and importance, which tells me they don't value intimacy the same way I do.
>listen to wife>become a multi-millionaire Gotta love women
>>33965086>so when you’re with me, I’m spoiling you. End of story.F
Women,Suave and educated main villain or his gruff and stoic henchman?
>>33965123how bout stoic and educated enough to know what stoic actually means
>>33965086MIt makes me feel like I could probably make a bit of money writing smut.
>>33965104Okay sorry. I’m used to trying my best to be attractive at all times and if I’m honest I do like it. But you are right it doesn’t have to be judged like that
>>33964844>there really is no substitute for honing your social skills, I'm afraidAye, I agree. Even when I just graduated from BS Psych and a co alumni was chatting me up; took my classmate to point out that she was into me and I thought she was just a friendly and gregarious chatterbox who is quick to laughter (confirmed when we started dating a few weeks later). But that was when I was more of a bright eyed hopeful human bean and not a shadow of what I've used to be.>signs projust laughs when I flirt, or becomes bashful and self deprecating; but perhaps that's just a polite way of letting it slide>signs conNot much eye contact or inquisitive responses from her end (not that I'm a brilliant conversationalist, the initiator and continuator is usually me)Changed her language to be overtly polite on our chat messenger (which is just at work and pretty much open to our boss) even when she's obviously older, don't even have her personal contact yet lolFML I hate that I'm getting hung up on this, I thought it was just my dickhead thirsting too much which I could just rub off a whore. But I don't find much appeal in that since my last lay was with a casual fubu and it was meh since I wasn't that attracted to her. Fucking vestiges of sentimentality..
>>33965123Henchman please. Ideally after he's hurt by the hero and I fix him physically and emotionally while he's vulnerable. But his rough side always comes out when we start fucking.
>>33965127It's kay, sorry.Tis the culture of this thread.we're only here to be judged by our attractiveness afterall.
>>33965119it´s just that some people are kind of underwhelming and you tend to forget about them
>>33965125>StoicI have been summoned , show me the stoic man
>>33965125lol hi
>>33965093That's why most of the smut I read is fanfiction. I don't have the capacity for worldbuilding and lore when I'm horny, but I still need context.
>>33965130Thank you hehe How tall are you?
>>33965131If you found someone "underwhelming", why the fuck would you fuck them?
>>33965120I’m marrying the first woman I meet that wants to support me in my creative endeavors
>>33965125He’s the henchman. If he was smart and educated he wouldn’t be getting paid to go around busting knee caps or throwing people into alligator pits.
>>33965133
>>33965135But on the flipside, there's always a point in fanfiction smut where the writer has a character you love say or do something out of character, and it ruins it. And that moment always happens when you're like four chapters in and five minutes away from the best orgasm.
>>33965137175cm, wish I was taller.I don't like people being able to see the top of my head, but I guess I also don't like people looking up my nose, so maybe this is good enough.
Do women know that when they type hehe at us that our brains make a lot of dopamine, oxytocin and serotonin
>>33965120A lot of successful men had a good female behind them. Problem is that modern females want to wait at the finish line for these guys, instead of rooting for them at the beginning.
>>33965138Because I like having sex. how would i have know they were underwhelming until i tried it out?
This strikes an interesting question for both genders>hero>sidekick>villain>henchmanPick one, state gender.
>>33965145How about when I type "fuck you"?
>>33965147Because I can't imagine wanting sex and not already having a connection with the person that excites me independently of how "memorable" they could be in bed.
>>33965149Mild bemusement. I think I’ve only been on the business end of one of those so far.
>>33965144That makes me up the nose looker haha.But It’s a good height anon.
>>33965148F. Henchman > primary sidekick >> hero = villain > antihero > secondary sidekicks.
>>33965152So i guess that explains my unanswered question as to why some women can go on years without sex even though they could
>>33965148F I choose hero
>>33965148FHero. It’s a good person
>>33965146This right here. My wife stood by me and put up with me failing over and over again to get my ideas off the ground. Until one day I finally found my hook and now she lives like nobility and I wouldn’t even consider anyone else trying to mooch now that I’m flying instead of crawling.
>>33965153Okay. Fuck you. Also I appreciate your feedback.
>>33965128mh, the mistake is to try and pattern detect in the whole of women or humans instead of this particular girl you're comparing her behavior to how other women behave, which makes it near impossible to interpret it since someone's strong signal is someone else's "uhm wtf, I was just being my bubbly self"thus the solution is to establish what her personal baseline is, only then can you start to categorize her behavior when it comes to interacting with you for example, there is no way of telling what level of enthusiasm, intimacy and interest her behavior indicates when you have no frame of reference iow, you'd have to observe her in different settings, how she behaves around her best friend, how when talking to a teacher, how when she's tired and frustrated, how when she's relaxed and happy etc it can help to start to come up with intuitive archetypes to try and get a better grasp on someone without having to observe them at length but this is dangerous territory since it can lead to over generalization, assuming and projecting you can train your people reading skills by starting to pay more attention to the people around you in general, not just the ones that you have taken a special interest in, it widens your library of archetypes and trains your ability to notice small details that can reveal a lot, which is basically how increasing your social skills works
>>33965134sup>>33965133pls tell me you don't think stoicism means void of emotions >>33965140see, this person mistakes stoicism for psychopathy a common problem
>>33965156Exactly. The connection matters. I have a higher libido than anyone here but I probably don't have the highest body count.
>>33965161
>>33965148I want to be a henchman that falls in love and gets in a relationship with a heroine despite all odds.
>>33965148FSidekick. They are more humble and always do the heavy lifting.
>>33965148fvillain
>>33963119Gender and what skirt length is your ideal skirt length?
>just spent 3h in the tub>8pm having my first meal of the dayYep, it's a weekend alright.>>33965166Don't...
I want to die how did I lose an entire pair of shoes why can't my life be easy for one day
>>33965173fI like full, anything else cuts me in too many short pieces and makes me look more like a dwarf than I already do
>>33965169Oh, it's (You). I still remember that post of how you'd have sex with a femanon. It was pretty good.
>>33965173FI like and use all lengths but my ideal is micro mini
>>33965173FDepends on the rest of the fit, but anywhere from mini to below knee. My butt is kind of big, so I have to be careful with mini skirts.
>>33965173As a Distinguished Genteman.Tea is the most erotic length.
>>33965170Best dynamic. Bonus points if she helps him become his best self, and it turns out he's stronger and more thoughtful than the main hero, he's just not good with his words and feelings without her in his life. Also he has to have a really nice dick.
>>33965175I work maybe 20 hours a week and make probably twice what he makes, but go off king.
>>33965173M Knee length if my minds in the right place and mini if it isn't
>>33965173MMini to knee length always good to me. I don’t think most longer skirts look nearly as good as dresses of those lengths.I am powerless against a woman in a skirt with stockings or tights on.
>>33965183Nah, I want to fucking DIE.I want her to be fighting the villain and then her side kick fucking KILLS ME.and I take off my disguise and she's all like >oh no, it's YOU!
GenderChoose
>>33965181that does seem like a good compromise something that doesn't immobilize too much
>>33965181lmao
>>33965190And then sex revives you?
>>33965191MAsh :D
>>33965028based
>>33965194No NIGGAI'm GIVE HER PTSD, AHAHAHAHAAH
>>33965191FLawful good
>>33965191ftrue neutral
>>33965028manhating like mhz
>>33965191F. I always lean neutral good, but I don't want you guys starting with the shota shit again.
>>33965036but when a woman flashes me it makes me want to grope or suck her boobs
>>33965178I’m flattered. It was apparently good enough to get me into her DMs! >:)
Theres too many women in this thread
>>33965191Mchaotic good maybe chaotic neutral
>>33965206come and kill me
>>33965191MChaotic neutral
>>33965205Well now it feels less special.
>>33965191Choose whate?
>>339652063 hours until my flight, I’ll leave then
>>33965191MI desire to urinate on women, but I want them to smile as I do it, so chaotic good I guess
Need this.
>>33965220very cringevery very cringe
>>33965212Sorry, I’ve got a big head about the whole thing.
>>33965220IS THAT MINECRAFT STEVE?????
>>33965223I don't want to hear about your big head unless you're writing more smut.
>>33965021Too much beard can get in the way or be irritating with lots of movement. Stubble doubbly so because the hairs are short and usually tough/dry enough to cut.Demonstration wise, if you can rub your face on a piece of paper without much noise, it's probably safe.
>>33965178Link?
>>33965167>void of emotionsOf course not, well there's the philosophical definition but for me stoic people are the ones who can tame their emotions rather then letting them control them or not having them at all
>>33965191MNeutral good. I prefer Basic & Expert D&D’s only options being Lawful, Neutral and Chaotic, however, and there I choose Lawful.
>>33965219Wait.. I can’t do that and also be lawful good?
Why must I be born a fat chudcel in this handsome beautiful world.
>>33965229No. I hoard screenshots of hornyposts like they're gold.
>>33965225Sheesh, alright!
>>33965220Do women really
>>33965238Nta, I wonder if you have any of mine because that would be very cringe
>>33965236she is so cute
>>33965230personally I wouldn't use the word taming, it seems to imply suppression I much prefer conscious interaction, to be the one to chose how to act on which emotion so it becomes a flexible system that can adapt to any situation in a sane and deliberate way without being a slave to them or becoming rigid
>>33965226I stay at about a 1/2” length and I wash and condition it to keep it soft. My gf says she loves it aesthetically but I wonder if shaving it clean would make a difference when I rub my face on her, ya know, things. Just in terms of sensation.
WOOOO! DAMN MAN, LOOK AT THAT! LOOK!
>>33965236Get a fat chudette or lose some weight. Or both, idk
>>33965249They're not meant for me, according to them at least.
>>33965238Ok bitch
>>33965248wat
>>33965236You weren’t born fat. You made yourself that way by cramming food into your mouth.
>>33965229>>33965238I’m happy to devalue the secondary market for my smut.https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/chunk/33859019/#33859654
>>33965253Why must you hurt me. :^l
>>33965163You're very helpful anon, thank you I appreciate it.What you spoke of was one of the major reasons I took that program in the first place, to navigate the human sea as an awkward outsider geek in HS. Then life and work happened and I stopped giving a shit lol.Her bf is living abroad so that's out, ho lee fuk she does work with teachers (a sexetary), I think she wriggles her lips a bit and taps her fingers when she's getting stressed, she's relaxed and happy when she's with me (lol jk, delusional)I member my ole childhood friend who most of us think is a serial kleptomaniac. He usually does his lie "tell" when he scrunches his forehead real high with raised eyebrows with indignant denial of his misdeeds. I guess it's time to update my schemas again and be more observant (though not much to observe on her when she's at work just ass plapped into the desktop)Thanks
>>33965256Because you hurt yourself every time you stuff your face. Nothing I say can do even a glimpse of the damage you do to yourself.
>>33965252Oh nothing o
>>33965259Yes, I did what I did to myself, but you had no reason to hurt me.
>>33965256And for real nigga? You can’t afford ozempic?
>>33965265I'm poor.
>>33965257>delusionalmaybe, or maybe intuition keep observing until you've solidified the suspicion that she's interested enough to feel bold enough to escalate you can speed up that process by spending as much time around her as possible and in as many different settings as possible, so ideally not just at work but also in her free time, not just with her co-workers but also with her friends etc the more data you can collect the more accurately you'll be able to read her
>>33965243Tell me about some of your work. The folder is pretty big now.>>33965251Fuck you.>>33965255I'll never forgive you.
>>33965256Count calories. Eat no more than 1800 a day.Only eat during a 12 hour window every day. You can easily fit three square meals in there.Take walks. Spend more time on your feet.You can do it!
>>33965274lol
>>33965274Just let me be fat. :^kIf the women want to hate me for it then so be it.
>>33965278ok piggy
>>33965276I tried.>>33965278You fucking fucker.
The sex with a girl whos not obese and is fit and an actual healthy weight is like night and day bros. I’m never going back to slam pigs again, the smell alone is worth it.
men, how's your hand-eye coordination on a scale from 1-10?
>>33965281>>33965282Chill, what is this, lmao.Spend more time with your partners and let the fatty be.
>>33965148M.Hero; doing good deeds makes me hard.
>>33965285oink oink mfer
>>33965286A sane man, good to hear
>>33965284Eh… 5 with a ball, 6 with a gun, 8 with video games.
>>33965287
>>33965284I can drive an 11 penny nail in one strike and I always get prizes at those hammer bell carnival games.
Men, what would be your gut reaction to realizing that your gf tries subtly huff your crotch during intimacy?
Why are Eastern euros like this
>>33965289what about with a pen?
Are my cold and emotionally distant parents the reason I want to find a straightlaced stoic man and make him unravel completely just for me
>>33965297That’s probably an 8 as well.
>>33965294nice>>33965298more likely your narcissism
>>33965298No that’s woman shit test behavior where you seek to push a man to be something he isn’t and take advantage of his vulnerabilities.
>>33965298No, you just need to work those glutes
>>33965299not bad, keep it up
You don't need to stop eating, it's stupid. The best way to lose weight is to boost your metabolism so you have a caloric deficit instead of a surplus. This can be done with two methods: physical activity or illegal drugs. And since one of them is much worse than the other, actually, you only have one real option available.
>>33965307illegal drugs
>>33965295That’s not weird. I’ll come out of the back yard smelling like lawn clippings and gasoline and my wife will bury her face in my sweaty armpits.
>>33965307Exercise isn't going to help you if you have insulin resistance
>>33965300>>33965302Who tf hurt you two>>33965303Ok
>>33965295I’d be very turned on.
>>33965316how predictable of you
>>33965312wrong and retarded
>>33965191M.Lawful good, there's no other option....No, I'm not gay.
>>33965319Being a track runner didn't make me lose weight, cutting out carbs did.
>>33965298Maybe, maybe not. I get the appeal as someone who wants a woman to put him in the palm of her hand
>>33965322why all the lawful evil people think they are lawful good
I decided to put on some clothes the other day, and felt not-depressed enough to take a pic of it.I think I looked pretty "okay", you could still tell I was fat, but at least it wasn't like hideous.
>>33965316>Who tf hurt you twoThe bitch said she wants to break a man. Her insatiable need to be mo mo special than anyone else makes her want to emasculate a man for her own validation.
>>33965311Actual relationship goals.>>33965317Okay, so being subtle isn't necessary.
>>33965322FI agree. I’m also not gay only sexually flexible
>>33965330that is not what unravel means anon
>>33965326what makes you think you're not one of those people?
>>33965298Tale as old as time.
>>33965334OP and this, I just want someone to return my trust and affection by showing me some human vulnerability in turn
>>33965335Because I never claimed to be lawful good
>>33965339fair
>>33965334She wants to turn a man into a slobbering mess to ensure her power over him. It’s sadism of a different kind.
>>33965284A 10, played multiple sports and can do lots of tricks
>>33965332If your dude isnt huffing your vagina like an airplane oxygen mask then there is something wrong. Only reason I have a beard is so I can go about my day with my lady’s pussy smell coated over me after I warglebargle her crotch. Good how repellant too.
>>33965343I bet she'd like the movie Phantom Thread.
>>33965343Oh no lol I would hate it if a woman did that to me
>>33965338>men are only human if they act like women
>>33965324It was the other way for me. I tried a deficit for years, some days I ate fucking nothing, used a calculator on everything I ate, and was still overweight. I went to a SWAT training program for a month. Lost 30 fucking pounds in a month.
>>33965338MI want that too.
>>33965352He doesn't. Or at least he doesn't do it in a way I notice. I'd probably be embarrassed if he did, though. I don't have sex if I'm not feeling fresh, but still I'd worry about it.
>>33965284I don’t do anything athletic
>>33965357>Opening up to your love ones is feminine Enjoy your loneliness epidemic
>>33965284With a mouse? Probably 8With anything in real life? 5.
>>33965354>Alma makes Reynolds an omelet poisoned with the same mushrooms as before. As he chews his first bite, she informs him that she wants him weak and vulnerable, then strong again after she has taken care of him.
>>33965367Spoilers, bro.
https://x.com/nocontextmemes/status/1992073312990626109
Hey women, spoiler alert: if your man hasn’t gone out of his way to tell you how good your pussy smells, then that means it smells bad and he’s just being nice.
>>33965247I mean, you could ask your gf if she wants to test it. She could like what you're doing.
>>33965372guess I'm in the clear then
Men, what's the best ginger ale?
need big titty asian gf
>>33965372He says I smell good, but I don't think he's ever specifically said my pussy smells good.
Moids itt not acting very stoic rn
>>33965381Bundaberg in the glass bottle only.This is if you like organic foods.
>>33965180I got a dress from hot topic and my mom said it looks like lingerie and it is a little short but also my butt’s big so it comes up in the back some
>>33965386I'm Stoic, which isn't emotionless btw.I'm just not in control.
>>33965148MHero, because it's about doing the right thing even when it's hard.
should I order food or eat eggs?
>>33965392(and by hard and right, he means his dick)
>>33965191M>eren>evilpick one
>>33965394order eggs
>>33965394Just eggs?get something tasty, treat yourself.
>>33963130That sucks, I wish I could best your depression for you. I wish I could punch in the face. I wish I could rip all of it's clothes off and push it through the streets, humiliating it. I wish I could rape it. I wish I could pin your depression to the wall, chewing on the nape of its neck and whispering cruel promises into it's ear as I pound it flat with every pulse of my throbbing cock. I wish I could enjoy a post-coital snuggle with your depression confident that I'd just knocked it up. I wish I could wake up with your depression in the morning, sweeping it's hair out of it's face to wake it up with a kiss. I wish we could make up somehow, and become close together. I wish I could be there in the emergency room, tears streaming down my face, when your depression finally gives birth to a healthy set of triplets. I wish I could take our children to their first day of school, take your depression to come and support them at their first school performance. I wish I could sever every tendon in your depression's body before painfully raping it again, confirming it's almost-faded suspicion that I'd never forgiven it for what it did to you. I wish I could set fire to the house that me and your depression had built for our family of five, full of sleeping kids and your paralyzed, hopeless, screaming depression.You deserve a whole lot better and I hope shit improves for you!
>>33965396dicks are swordsand swords are dicks
>>33965381ginger beer > ginger ale
>>33965270oh no.. a tinge of hope (and why tf should that be occuring when it should've just been my dickbrain thirsting blyat)Yeah honestly I'm still feeling around the edges blind, trying to flirt to signal intent but not too much or too overt to give her the ick. We usually have an alright time shooting the shit in the car while in transit to do go do our tasks. Refused the coffee one time going back, came in with in the cafe the 2nd but she didn't want to stay long and opted to go cause she had more paper werk to do later (scuses scuses, but even if it's an avoidant excuse in reality it's true there's fucklots of paper work on her position)Honestly I think time's tight on her end, doing off campus MA coursework online, waking up at 5 to mind her teen kids, online class during the weekends. Invited her to eat at our other workplace, to test the new changes for our menu in our other work but alas no show and unlikely still this Sunday. Hope she acqueisces some time when I ask her to jog early in the morn. We could both benefit from losing weight and de stress from our usually mental menial werk. I figure that's a pretty safe low stakes fun "date" short of being bold enough to escalate and ask for an actual dinner date. Yeah I'll do that, but I'm afraid our limited working time together (she's mostly daytime office and I'm nightshift on the field) is most of my exposure to speed it up, save the occassional work drive and driving her home sometimes (close enough to walk about 15 mins but a very short car ride) Thanks m8, can't really shoot this kind of shit with our workmates
>>33965383Sorry best I can do is asian
>>33965383Why? smol petite asians are superior
>>33965411This proves that low birth rates aren't because of men
>>33965410Why is the asian single
>>33965414you haven't seen the asian men
>>33965418>>33965414That probably is an Asian man
>>33965381None.
>>33965416Me? I work a lot, and when I don’t I do my hobbies.
>>33965410Are you cute? :D
>>33965426Rip.Hopefully you're having fun with your hobby at least.
>>33965410Superior imho
>>33965414I showed a japanese guy and girl the "dekkai oppai ga daisuki" meme and while the guy thought it was fucking hilarious, the girl actually got mad at me and removed me from snapchat a few days later.
>>33965431Lol
>>33965426What are your hobbies?
>>33965427It’s not okay to call myself cute. But I try my best
I saw some girls who were friends and not lesbos, casually lay their head on another's lap.why are women so affectionate with each other
>>33965438Anon, men can do that to.
>>33965435You’re too humble femanon…Are you 4’10 japanese femanon?
>>33965409>off campus MA coursework online, waking up at 5 to mind her teen kids, online class during the weekendsoh yeah, thats a lot, she likely has little to no capacity for any additional activities, which I'd say is good because it means you really don't have to take it personal if she doesn't actively try to spend more time with you, it might truly be her being at her limit with what she can pack in a week (and keep in mind that time is only one factor, energy is another, so even if she might technically have 30mins in the morning to go for a run, trying to squeeze that in on top of everything else might simply be overkill and too draining and she can't risk burning out if she has that many high stake, non-negotiable responsibilities) you mentioned a long distance bf if I remember correctly, whats what about? in general it seems like a ldr is the most she can handle at the moment, which might indicate that she does want company but it has to be dosed carefullymaybe you could increase time spent interacting by expanding it to activities not done in person, like phone calls, texting, sending each other silly memes, finding a game you both enjoy or want to try out and do that, read a book together so you can exchange your thoughts on it on your commute, little things like that to subtly increase the bonding and exposure without overwhelming her schedule and energy capacity
>>33965418Where do you think you are?
>>33965438Girls are nice and sweet. I wish more moids were like that.
>>33965444Me on the right.
>>33965446I'm nice, sweet, soft and squishy too.
>>33965444he is a chad, holyyy
>>33965438the better question is why men aren't
>>33965433Fashion and video games mostly. I just finished BG3 honor mode and the ending was so sad! What is your hobbies?
>>33965450Yuta is a GOD
>>33965441Yeah hehe, it’s been a while. Thank you, how are you?
How do I get a completely insane girlfriend, /atoga/?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MVyQNNFobA
This is the pool of women i consider worthy of marrying and breeding>no onlyfans>not a whore>bodycount under 5>has a job/can pay her share of bills>has a hobby other than watching tv>no contact with exes>doesnt complain or nag needlessly>emotional meltdowns rareWhat % of women have i filtered?
>>33965459be someone worth being crazy about and expose yourself to mentally ill women?
>>33965461Not many
>>33965438That seems pretty normal to me. Guys don’t do that?
>>33965461you forgot>interested in you which filters 100%
>>33965464I used to do that, but then again, I'm not american, so the closeted performative homophobia wasn't really a thing.
I made a sandwhich with bbq chicken, mustard, pickles and munster cheese.After i ate it I noticed some of the cheese has mold on it.Wat do?Will I die?
>>33965440nta but I had pics of chinese dota players doing that but I can't find them right now. Asian guys are way more affectionate. I used to hang out with a bunch of Korean exchange students and a guy would sit in my lap and no one thought it was weird but me. But yeah I'd have an asian twink sit in my lap while we argue over which kpop girl is the hottest and I gotta say it was more chill than weird.
>I won't date a man who watches porn!!! Who are you going to date then, Santa Claus, lol?
>>33965469I'm sorry bro...you got mold brain now...soon the colony will take over your mind and make you go hide in the cave.
>>33965469look at it as training for your immune system
>>33965469>Will I die?Eventually
Guess I'll remain single then
>>33965483yup
>>33965473I wouldn’t date a guy that doesn’t watch porn.
>>33965483It's okay bro, men dying single is very common throughout human history, one could argue this is the norm.
>>33965453Oh that's cool. I've never played BG3, partly because I always miss the steam sale and also because I've become such a social gamer that I won't ever play it until I have friends that want to play it with me.In terms of vidya, I mostly like strategy games, JRPGs(though less often now, the last single player game I finished was Expedition 33), and party games. I've been reading a lot lately, primarily scifi and fantasy, but some religious history too (there's a low hanging joke there). I'd like to write a book of my own in the future.What kind of fashion are you into? Or how do you define fashion as a hobby? Are you designing clothes?
>>33965473I wouldn't date a guy that's a porn addict and I also wouldn't date a guy that has a very negative attitude towards pornjust be fucking normal for once
>>33965461This checklist shit is how you end up with a 10 year sexless marriage where you are miserable and praying she dies because you can’t afford to divorce her. You missed the one most important thing off that list.
>>33965486If I post my mom's number would you call and tell her I'm normal?
>>33965489What's a Porn addict to you? I'm curious.
>>33965458I’ve been doing well. I’m very sad and horny tho
Girls would you date a man who can name over 20 male and female Japanese pornstars if he claims he's gonna stop watching it?
The only porn I want to watch are the ones we make together.
>>33965487Nta but give a few sci fi and fantasy recs
>>33965494someone that uses porn as one of their main methods for emotional regulation and that's way too invested in the topic to the point of one having to call it a hobby based on the amount of time and attention that's invested in it
>>33965492nah.It's funny to think that every single dead, single person had the entire weight of their ancestors bloodline on their shoulder though, we can't all succeed after all.
>>33965501What do you mean... emotional regulation...Anyway, sounds like I'm a porn addict, lol, what can I say, it pumps up the dopamines.
>>33965496nah
So how much are we up to now femanons, is a gallon of wine a day? Five cats?
I mentioned that I might get a dating app to my family and now my mom is really encouraging me to get one. My sister even offered to help me with taking and choosing pictures for it.
>>33965510Do it, men need all the help they can get, even if you fail, at least they'll wake up to the horrors that is being a male in 2025 and stop pestering you about being single.
>>33965504>it pumps up the dopamine that's exactly what I mean by emotional regulation, if you rely on it to make you feel good when you feel bad, so any unpleasant emotion (boredom, stress, frustration, tension, hopelessness, doom, anxiety, anger, exhaustion, ...) gets drowned out by flooding your system with more pleasant and intense emotions (sexual arousal), so it becomes your automatic go to behavior whenever you feel even slightly uncomfortable which is very effective but also very unrefined since it never actually gets to the bottom of things, it just gives instant relief it's the same as someone that had to have their beers when coming home from work, someone that eats when they feel like shit and a drug addict, it's all unhealthy coping mechanisms that are detrimental methods used instead if actually learning how to deal with your emotions in a healthy and mature way
>>33965487I don’t understand many jokes they don’t translate, but it sounds interesting hobbies. Fashion usually means doing popular new styles, but I like doing my own thing with it. I often contrast feminine with masculine. I don’t make or design my own clothes, but a lot of times I have to size them myself I’m short. Did that make sense?
>>33965495That is bad, why? You should be happy and horny
>>33965510If you’re gonna do it you need to treat it for what it is as a guy. Make a female account first and see what your competition looks like. Yes, it is literally competition. The guys with outstanding profiles who get tons of dates are very apparent and few and far between. Copy them.
>>33964397A fellow emo enthusiast.
>>33965514I don't see the harm to be honest. but like, I can see why women don't want that kind of men.I'm pretty sure it's natural instinct for mammals to touch they dick when bored.
>>33965506Zero and zero
>>33965518I could just look at my sisters account, though I'm not sure she still has one. I'm not going to make a female account, that's weird. I don't live in a big city but the other side of town is a rather large college town so I'm not sure what my competition or even opportunities will look like.
Women what do you think about the trend of men buying a suit instead of wearing a tux to your wedding.Bonus, would it be feu pas to later wear it to another wedding?
>>33965510You can do that but it's probably not going to matter. The only app I've ever had dates from over several years of using them is Hinge and those didn't really go anywhere.
>>33965520yeah, the natural instinct of toddlers and dogs and you are neither, so I'd expect a slightly more refined and advanced system of emotional regulation from an adult man that wants to be part of my life the harm isn't the porn itself (most of the time at least), the problem is that it's literally on the level of dating someone that's extremely obese, an alcoholic or a druggie and I wouldn't date someone that has this poor emotional regulation either (and neither should you or anyone else), so why would porn addiction be any different?
>>33965529What's the difference between all of them? My sister has/had bumble.
>>33965526*faux suits are perfectly fine for a wedding and wearing the same suit to multiple weddings is also perfectly fine, especially in a time where quality over quantity is more of a social virtue signal
>>33965532I mean I'm literally never going to get a gf, so I don't mind touching my dick to feel good.Kind of like giving a terminal patient some morphine.Anyway, I don't mind women who have standards, we don't even live in the same world anyway, lol.Life's different for everybody.
>>33965499Red Rising is a recent favoriteBook of the New Sun if you like complicated storytelling (e.g. is the MC bullshitting me?) with extremely colorful prose.ASOIAF of course, if you don't mind incompleted storiesI've been slowly reading the Mistborn trilogy this year. I'm still on the third book, they're DENSE, long books and then you get to the final 300 pages and it's a well-paced ending you can't stop reading every time. I've posted about it a few times throughout the year because I got the books for Christmas. You can call it Sanderslop but there's a good reason why he's the most famous/prolific/successful fantasy author right now because he's easy to read.>>33965515>I don’t understand many jokes they don’t translateOh, don't worry about it lol. Probably better if you don't.> I often contrast feminine with masculineInteresting. In what way? Like tomboyish? I'm not asking you to dox yourself, but could you please post a pic of someone dressing like you, or just an outfit?>but a lot of times I have to size them myself I’m short.That's cool. I had to learn to hem pants because I have an unusual build with rather large thighs but most pants that fit in the thighs/butt are too long and too large in the waist.
>>33965525No, it’s not weird. It is not Facebook. You are not supposed to “be yourself”. Dating apps for men are an advertisement in the absolute sense of the word. You are marketing a product, that product being you. You don’t understand that the women on these apps will not see you as human, not yet, not at least till they actually meet you in person. You have 3 seconds before they swipe on you so your profile needs to look like an actual advertisement out of a magazine or something. The marketing industry has been selling to women for 100+ years and they know what they are doing. Copy them because it’s the exact same shit to get a woman to swipe right on you as it is to get her to buy this or that brand of lotion.
>>33965541fair, I'm not saying everyone has to be functional, I'm well aware how unrealistic that is, I'm just saying that porn addicts don't make good partners or parents, just how other people with poor coping skills don't either, but if you've already given up trying to be a partner or a parent then by all means, indulge yourself
>>33965548Will do, lol.Be stroking my shit everyday.
>>33965533Tinder is just people swiping yes no without looking then if you match you get a day to messageBumble is the same but the women message first but they either let the match expire or give a low effort hey.Hinge you have to open with a message or liking a specific prompt or pic.Match is the same but you gotta pay so people are more serious or so I am told
>>33965546I remember my sister complaining that a lot of the guys in our area used a pic of them hunting or holding up a deer they shot for their profile picture. As long as I don't have a completely dogshit pfp I'm sure I'll be fine.
>>33965533Not much. I think at this point almost all of them are owned by Match anyway.Some of them have gimmicks like roses or superlikes or whatever that supposedly get noticed more but in reality they don't, they're just trying to get you to give them money. Same with the subscriptions. Like I have around 15 people who have liked me on one of them right now and I could pay for the subscription to be able to see who they are, but there's a very high chance that they're from other countries so it would just be a waste of money since I'm not looking to date a woman from Nigeria or Colombia or whatever.The main difference is who the apps are targeted toward, or who typically uses them. Tinder is mostly used for short term or hookups, on Bumble you're going to find lots of leftist women because that app used to only let women message first, and on Plenty of FIsh you're going to find lots of scammers who will try to get you to add them on Snap or Telegram or something. Hinge does seem to attract more normal, marriage minded people, which I think is why I've had slightly more success with it, but like I said, it still ultimately hasn't helped much.
>>33965555Hunting pics are like Fishing pics, insane filter.
Mark looks like hes wearing eyelinerGuy liner
>>33965540Fox And are you jelly that you cant rewear brides maids dresses without judgement?>>33965542Thank you
>>33965559Stunning cat.
I really hate women. I wish they'd all drop dead.
>>33965560>jelly not really, you absolutely can if your social circle isn't a bunch of snobbish and superficial weirdos that have lost all sense of reality
>>33965526I feel like a tux is overdressed for a wedding if you aren't the groomJust wear something with labels who gives a shitLast wedding I was at most of the men didn't even wear any jacket at all
Both genders: how weird is it that as a 30+ year old man, my dad thinks he can buy clothes for me and keeps telling me I need to "upgrade my wardrobe"? He keeps trying to buy me boomer ass clothes that don't even fit my wardrobe.
>>33965555quads..
>>33965555I gave the advice, you chose to not heed it. Good luck. I look forward to your post about dating apps not working for you.
>>33965568What do you wear nowImo I probably side with your dad
>>33965568Not that weird.Your sounds like your wardrobe could do with some rounding out.Style is one thing, but dressing in only one type of clothes in another, go shopping with him.
>>33965555Dammit have to adjust my profile now
>>33965555Mchecked, but she's 100% right, you should really heed her advice and go see what other moids are doing.
>>33965568fprobably just a symptom of him feeling like you're wasting your potential and him thinking it could be fixed if you just wore the right clothes, so you get the right jobs and hang out with the right people delusional sentiment but thats how old people are just take the free clothes, wear what fits and sell the rest
>>33965526Suits are perfectly fine a wedding, tuxedos are a bit too formal for the vibe I'd want anyway. But to be honest the best groom outfit I've seen irl was a tailcoat
>>33965568Because you are probably still dressing like you are 22. The best part of getting close to middle age as a man is dressing like a middle aged man. I’m 41 and I have an entire closet full of “boomer” clothes and I guarantee I mog you.
>>33965580nobody who "mogs" anybody talks the way you do, lol.That's peak insecurity word choice.
>>33965574>What do you wear now>Imo I probably side with your dadA lot of punk/alt adjacent stuff. Skinny jeans, band tees, some nerdy tees here and there. I actually do need to buy more clothes, kek. But it is cringe as fuck to have my dad try to buy me some imo and it doesn't look like anything I'd wear. It looks like stuff HE'D wear. >>33965575I have been meaning to do some thrifting but I have been rather lazy too.
>>33965566Guess my perception was off there.>>33965567Whoops i meant as in your groom. Would you want him to go the tux route over suit?
>>33965058No. Not because I wouldn't enjoy the fantasy of it. But because that's exactly who I am at heart. Even if it's a 1 in a trillion chance of that happening, I would never allow someone to engage in that because I know how unhealthy and psychologically harmful it is to do that.
>>33965516I would be happy and horny if I had a woman to relieve myself with and pleasure, but I don’t
>>33965584I feel you though, I hating getting gifted clothes, I'd much rather buy my own.
>>33965579>best groom outfit I've seen irl was a tailcoatI gyess I don't have a skeptical disbelief reaction image, this will have to do
>>33965559Hi Mark.
>>33965592Genuine evil food.People who consume this have lost their soul.
>>33965058This is how waifu/husbando types talk about their favorite characters so I'd imagine their delusional idealization is comparable to how you put this person on a pedestal.I guess what I'm asking is: do you really love them? Or do you love the idea of themn and the idea of total surrender to said idea?
>>33965592I wore a red Edwardian waistcoat with tails and knee high riding boots to a Christmas party once. I looked like Santa: Origins.
>>33965578Yeah I guess his heart is in the right place but it feels embarrassing in all the worst ways. Funny enough, he looks pretty good for a 60+ year old and sometimes dresses pretty fashionable for his age too. But I can't be out there looking like I'm dressed for a retirement home. >>33965591Occasionally, my family will strike gold but generally I'll just do my own clothes shopping.
I got a redhead's number. We met because I let her stand under my umbrella while we waited for the bus. I know there's an anon itt obsessed with redheads; have you tried just treating them like regular girls?
>>33965603>an anon there's multiple of those
>>33965603A girl once stood in the rain willingly when I had a giant umbrella because I was fat.or maybe I projected an aura of fatness that repelled her, who knows.Anyway, Check your Privilege and Shiet.
>>33965592Tailcoats are still a thing you know
>>33965609Those are too uptight for any *normal people* wedding.
>>33965611I dress like that all the time
This is the stuff I wear daily. Am I okay, or should I let my dad choose clothes for me?
>>33965613and?
>>33965615I look good?
>>33965617You think you do.
>>33965542Sorry I think I lost connection. This is a good example of a nice popular business attire. what I did was getting wider suit pants with deep pockets and suspenders. drop the jacket and use a white long sleeved shirt. That would give a masculine look (specially me being flat) so to counter I use makeup, red checks, soft red nose, and lipstick. Big round glasses and a lot of jewelry.
>>33965620>different pants fit>different shirt>no coatso basically nothing like the pic at all, lol
>>33965618What I think is all that matters
>>33965588Hm that is sad. You have to find them
>>33965624You think that's true.
>>33965627>>33965624
>>33965623I know, I tried to find something closer but I didn’t like their style. Better to show basic and explain how I change it. Or was that bad?
>>33965585Iesn its his choice but in my shoes I'd like to wear a good tux at least once in my life, why not the wedding
>>33965611It was a *normal perison* though? Grooms should be able to dress up just as nicely as the brides, there's nothing uptight about it
>>33965635specifically tail coats, nobody sane wears those, only gays and really posh annoying British fags wear them, ironically.
>>33965638Manlet detected. They look great if you are a normal size human (>6’0”)
>>33965638Are you American? Tailcoats aren't that unusual in Europe, plus I don't understand the obsession with calling everything you don't like gay
>>33965397I didnt get that manga, i kind of rushed things towards the end. Did he actually enact the final solution?
>>33965641>gays>>33965642> posh annoying British fagthe two listed example
Women, do I get pity pussy if I wore this?
Both gendersDo you derive any emotional pleasure/fulfillment from literature, or fiction in general? Is it purely entertainment to fill the void, or is it a deeper part of your needs as a person? Do you have any creative outlets? if so, what kinds?
I wish my mom had an Onlyfans, especially when she was younger.
>>33965656Reading is both a consumptive hobby and a social hobby. Not only do you enjoy the book as you consume it, but it can be delightful to dissect a book as you discuss it with friends. It's a great emotional pleasure to strengthen those bonds using the right book with the right person(s).
That’s all it takes?
>>33965662ChatGPT ahh post
>>33965656>Do you derive any emotional pleasure/fulfillment from literature, or fiction in general?Fiction in general is one of the main reasons why I'm still here living. It's not as bad as it used to be but I had no real friends growing up so I basically threw myself into books and comic books. >Is it purely entertainment to fill the void, or is it a deeper part of your needs as a person?I believe art as a whole is the means with which we make sense of life. Without art and stories, life would be a lot more confusing to navigate.>Do you have any creative outlets? if so, what kinds?I'm the person who's always "writing" something but never seems to finish anything even though I'd like to become a published author one day and also write in other mediums aside from prose. Like comics, television, or film. I also want to start making music as well.
>>33965649Lmao is this supposed to be influential?
>>33965656i literally need anime, books, movies, and classical music for my basic survival i can't live without these things i'd go insane in the membrane if i had to interface with goyslop normie society without some kind of oasis in the form of fiction and the contemplative life.
>>33965664for what?
>>33965656FAfter university I stopped reading books. Now I listen to podcasts, usually history. Is makeup creative? I don’t think about creativity much, it’s not a need I have
>>33965671For me, it's anime AND classical music combined.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDOiQDvjuuc
JH was going to be the protagonist of Valley of Gods before it got cancelled?
>>33965671I agree. I don't know if its healthy or "right" but my lived experience suggests that this attitude is pretty logically sound.
>>33965625Yeah, that’s the hard part lol. I could try dating apps I guess but I’ve heard they suck
>>33965681Nah, I think that character probably doesn't have disgusting innie nipples.
>>33965684It’s kind of the same as real life. You get a mix of everything, but it’s more visible in apps. I can’t give good advice I had one date this year lol
>>33965681I've been called worse, I guess.>>33965687Fuck you. Keep thinking about my nips, weirdo.
Based. Take care of the kid, foid. And get another job while you're at it!
>>33965696Don't tell me what to do. You don't pay my sub.
>>33965695How did your date go? lol
Men, have you ever entered an Afghani restaurant, only to be told that they only serve women at this time and to come back later?
>>33965673That’s all it takes.
State gender. Have you ever received this kind of a treatment?
Sometimes I can't tell anymore if somebody is trans or not.There is like that very slight "huh..." thought that something is off, but I can't quite put my finger on it.And then I look through their twitter or whatever posting history to check if I find any evidence for one or the other. I don,t even talk to them, I just want to find out for some reason.
>>33965709It was really nice, we went to a baseball game, and then we had food after. I didn’t feel romance and that was sad, and I tried being cute to give him a kiss on the cheek, but I’m small so he bend down quickly and I kissed his nose instead.. why did it have to be awkward it was going so well! I wonder if he thinks about that weird lady nose kisser..
>>33965722Technology is getting better.
MI finished the ending of my novel and cried afterward. That means it turned out great.I'm not saying I'm finished, actually, there's still a lot of work to do, like adding descriptions, polishing dialogues, and some fun extras. Judging by the size, I'd say it will come out to around 350 pages.Oh, and right now there's only one explicit sex scene. I think I'll probably add two more, one of which will be a slightly homosexual one.
Women, do you think if a man is worthy of you?
>>33965720FNo, but it can feel like that when I try toys
>>33965722It's all just filters and other editing, don't worry about it.
>>33965729Seems so.Some are just good at makeup and taking pics.But usually when they write something like this, it's a dead giveaway.
Is this what the average person on /atoga/ looks like?
How can I convince my depressed crush to hang out with me (and our friends)?
>>33965738imagine using a bedframe
I'm scared to talk to women
>>33965741This.Mattress on the floor or nothing.
>>33965743To be clear, in my case it is 'nothing' I don't have a bed, I just sleep with blankets on the floor.
>>33965743>>33965741Why are atoga girlies so poor?
>>33965746I have one it jsut freaks me out
>>33965730yeah, make it more lame and gay
>>33965746I am so poor I can't afford shoes and show up to work barefoot. The soles of my feet are always caked in dirt because I would break the bank by paying for utilities. I am paid a salary of 5 American dollars an hour and a can of tuna and a loaf of bread each week. I squat in a warehouse behind my friend's art gallery instead of renting a trailer or an apartment.
>>33965747A bed freaks you out? Did you make terrible sex memories in it?
>>33965728LOLThat’s pretty funny. It sounds like you had a fun time tho even if it was awkward
>>33965745I hope spiders crawl on you in your sleep.
>>33965741Bedframes are good you weirdo, they're not that expensive
>>33965746I'm actually rich
>>33965656M>Do you derive any emotional pleasure/fulfillment from literature, or fiction in general?Yeah, they add a lot to my life.>Is it purely entertainment to fill the void, or is it a deeper part of your needs as a person?It leans closer to a need for me. I'm always looking for inspiration.>Do you have any creative outlets? if so, what kinds?I like to write, draw and design RPGs.I hope to someday contribute something of worth to the mediums of TTRPGs and/or video games.>>33965738No, I'm basically John Egbert irl. Maybe Karkat if he weren't a homosexual.
>>33965753My parents raped me multiple times a day on one.
You’re an insane, degenerate piece of filth, and you deserve to die.
>>33965756hard to believe, but spiders can get on your bed or fall on you from the ceiling even if it's off the ground.
>>33965753No, but I think it is cursed. I just stays up by the wall now
>>33965763BOTH OF THEM?
>>33965761>I'm basically Eggbert irl I used to think I was Dogbert irl
>>33965752This sounds like the intro to a big American novel I never read.>>33965760But at what cost?>>33965766You too watched the Exorcist at an age much too young?
>>33965767My mother was on a lot of mailing lists about autism treatments to make autistic kids less autistic. One of her lists suggested she use prostate massagers and figging to make me act less autistic and more normal.
Is it an inherently racist institution?
>>33965764I jerked off five times today, I'm fine!
>>33965769Actually haven't I watched the omen 2006 one, but I couldn't even finished I was so scared. There was also the bottom part of a sewing machine that I moved out of my room because it was cursed
>>33965746I’m wealthy, never came up before
>>33965768My dad fuckin loved Dilbert. There was a little Dogbert tapestry hanging over the family computer growing up.
Moids, the question >>33965740 was for you
Always the women that are rich and still losers
>>33965740Keep inviting him.You might have an easier time just asking him out on a date, honestly. One on one might be easier for him.
>>33965778Are you female, and the friend male? Suck his dick.
>>33965778Why is he just your crush and not your bf?>uwu owo I lack confidence to ask him outFuck off.
>>33965778Have sex.>>33965775Hey, another one!>>33965774Do you also believe in astrology and Mbti...?
>>33965776It fucked me up that I learned the dude that wrote that pulled an irl Letting Jane Die on his drug addicted son instead of getting him treatment and sending him to rehab. Real piece of shit.It fucked me up because I loved Dilbert as an adolescent and related to Dogbert as the edgy Devil's Advocate who made a lot of good points. He had a similar character appeal to me as Huey Freeman at that age. Both were characters I really saw myself in.
>>33965785Only for entertainment purposes and because chicks like it
>>33965778You're a woman, he should be your boyfriend already just fucking ask him out it's easy
>>33965788Holy shit, I had no idea. I knew he was an asshole but not that much of an asshole.
I'm relieved that I finally give a shit about dating again. I was worried I was gonna be a voluntarily single for the rest of my life there for a while.Can any genders relate? Have you ever taken entire years off of your own volition before?
I sometimes get sad when I think about our breakup but then I remembered she didn’t want to take my last name and then I feel fine
>>33965788Childhood is liking Dilbert, Adulthood is realizing The Far Side was right all along.
>>33965801Is your last name really boring and lame? Maybe she just has good taste.
Genders, what's your favorite apple variety? Want to try some new ones but don't know what to get.
>>33965800I gave up on looking for relationships for around 3 years after a group of women within a volunteer program I was in accused me of sexual harassment when I had no such intent. I was just really autistic and it made them uncomfortable. But it sent me into a spiral where I thought I was as bad as a rapist and should be executed. I only really regained the courage to approach anyone again after a woman in my social circles asked me out on a rebound sex date while she was between relationships. I've been grateful to her for that experience ever since.
>>33965804Pink lady
>>33965802I'm also aging myself but I grew up with the Dilbert TV show that ran for 2 years. Rewatching it as an adult the humor in the show just isn't good and a significant amount of it was just stealth advertising for other, better shows that were airing on the same network.
>>33965780Oh no don’t call me loser when I have aaaall this money and don’t care what you think. Mmm-money
>>33965740Tell him how long it'll be (1 hour, 2 hours, w/e) I think a lot of depressed people assume being invited out means spending the whole day trying to keep up but knowing it'll be a certain amount of time, and even that they can bail whenever, will make it more enticing
>>33965802I grew up liking both. My granddad had Cow Tools hanging in his office.Far Side granddad, Dilbert dad, and me? The Calvin & Hobbes child.I remember liking Foxtrot as well but can't really remember a single strip of it.
>>33965804MI often feel sick after eating an apple, so unfortunately I can't say, but usually I just pick whichever looks the prettiest.
>>33965804Red Delicious or Fuji. During standardized tests I had to take in middle and high school during the No Child Left Behind era, either fuji or red delicious apples were always served at the beginning of the test. And I always excelled at those tests and made my school proud, so I have fond memories.
>>33965809I want to buy you like an escort.
>>33965800Yeah. After my divorce I hit it pretty hard and was fucking any woman that opened her legs. That combined with drugs and booze had me circling the drain real fast and almost resulted in me getting fired from a damn good job. I took a year off from women to get my shit together, hit the gym, layed off the sauce, and figured out what I wanted to accomplish in the next few years. Once I got back into the dating scene I was married again in 3 months. Go figure.
>>33965809ur so hot
>>33965811Not to sound like a hipster but I was a The Boondocks kid before it was a TV show and back when it was still just a humble newspaper comic strip. I loved that Huey nonchalantly said stuff that would get you canceled in my ultra right wing redneck surrounding community.
>>33965806same
>>33965812this sometimes happens to me, why's that?
>>33965804Cosmic Crisp
>>33965815Fuck off and die already.
>>33965805I can unfortunately relate.My ex-girlfriend initiated sex with me and then immediately tried to accuse me of marital rape, basically. :/
>>33965809How many close irl friends do you have?
>>33965818I want to fuck you like an animal. I want to feel you from the inside.
>>33965803No, my last name is ethnic and cool. Her reason was that she’s “always had this name”. In reality she was just a dumb liberal skank. She wasn’t insufferable when we first started dating but 2 years in she just turned into a cringe faggot. I guess that’s what happens when women are allowed to have friends
>>33965825Neat
>>33965823I had no idea it was as comic strip first! I watched the whole run on cable, though. That's sick.The closest thing I enjoyed was Doonesbury.
>>33965834>No, my last name is ethnic and cool.Mamdani is that u?
>>33965834Oh, yeah, that's dumb logic on her part, but you also sound like a retard.
>>33965828In my case it's probably because I ate an apple every single day in school when I was a kid.So it's a physical reaction to something psychological, I guess.I habe no issue with processed apples, like in juice or pies, only raw ones. I feel as if I'm about to puke if it's more than half an apple.
>>33965820>Once I got back into the dating scene I was married again in 3 months. Go figure.Haha, happy for you.I'm 30 and have nine years of dating experience but not much to show for it, it feels like.I really hope I meet my wife in the next couple of years. I'll be pretty disappointed in myself if I'm not married by 35.
>>33965834She dodged a bullet with you.Hopefully you stay single until you got your mental and anger issues resolved, otherwise you will just hurt others.
>>33965722This pic screamed trans to me but I reverse image searched it, found his twitter and found him in lingerie with a bulge so it's easily confirmable
>>33965840Sounds like a similar reason as to why my dad retches at the smell of watermelon.He left a watermelon in a fridge for an entire summer during college, and the smell was apparently so foul that he can't stomach any watermelon at all anymore.
>>33965833Same energy as that song, yeah.Basically just want to degrade and plap without any limits.
>>33965781>>33965810That's good advice, thanks anons
>>33965846The hair and the excruciatingly specific angles always give these guys away to me.They always have crispy ass hair lol.
>>33965847Mhm, people just have that with things or even character traits in other humans.I know some people who overdrink on a specific booze, throw up and then can never have that drink again.
>>33965846Also I should add it's really funny his twitter page is full of "men please don't interact with me, my twitter is for girls only" and then proceeds to post pics of chastity cages and talks about frotting penises jej
>>33965846Trans women can be sexy. I've always lowkey kind of preferred trans men tho (not a chaser).
>>33965804MGranny Smith. I also like Fiji, Pink Lady and Honeycrisp.
>>33965838I’m not a chud if that’s what you’re implying. I just hate that every single thing has to be questioned in our society with these people. I like normalcy and tradition. Taking my last name is tradition>>33965844>noooo dont be angry at people who screw you over noooobootlicking nigger
>>33965850How come they're all umafags too?
>>33965855Yeah that's what I found ironic too.>>33965859You were born to be an incel, feel lucky one woman gave you a chance.
GenderDid you kill Paarthurnax?
>>33965849You're welcome. As a depressed person myself, don't try to bend over backwards for him.Try to help him out of his comfort zone, but remember that you can only help people who want to help themselves.
>>33965855>and then proceeds to post pics of chastity cages and talks about frotting penises jejThey're probably looking for T4T.
Is it normal to feel a deep self loathing for yourself? Asking either gender. M btw.
>>33965864I could never bring myself to in any play through. I did join the Stormcloaks out of curiosity just to see what the Skyrim Civil War play through would look like on their end, even though I found their ideology reprehensible.
>>33965864Nobody knows what that is, fuck off.
>>33965861Most trans people have autism.
>>33965856No they're not, they are mentally ill freaks who are incapable of getting pregnant
>>33965864Don’t think so
>>33965868Yes, that's what SSRIs were made to treat.
>>33965868What du you think, huh?
>>33965864Male. I haven't played Skyrim because I want to play Morrowind first, and I haven't played Morrowind yet because... I'm really bad at finding time to play video games instead of indulging my other hobbies.
>>33965864MI have never beaten Skyrim even though I built a new PC to play it when it was released.It was my first time using an SSD, too. Fun memories.
>>33965856Miruplantt is one of the few attractive trannies on the planet and I'm glad he's finally got a hairy white bf to do porn withI've never met an attractive transwoman in my life (and there's too many in my uni, let alone one of the seven in my dorm), but I've seen a few FtMs that are still tomboyish enough for me to find hot.
>>33965870>>33965880>>33965874>>33965871Unreal, you've never beaten SKYRIM?
>>33965856>I've always lowkey kind of preferred trans men thoWould you date a transman and refer to them as "he" though? And if you did would you feel the need to tell everyone they have a pussy so it's not gay?
>>33965873>incapable of getting pregnantNta and not into trannies, but that's a huge plus.
>>33965880I mean even if you beat the main quest there's still like a billion side quests in game. I remember triggering a weird bug in the game when I attacked the kids in Dragonsreach and they ended up killing the court wizard and then fighting and trying to kill each other and the guards the next few times I wandered in.
>>33965864MNo, and I always pick the Imperials because the stormcloaks are fucking retarded
>>33965868not normal but common I guess
>>33965873A lot of ciswomen are like that these days.
>>33965885I have, I just have zero interest doing sequence breaking bullshit in that game because it’s so shallow
>>33965886>Would you date a transman and refer to them as "he" though? Yes, no shit. > And if you did would you feel the need to tell everyone they have a pussy so it's not gay?What the fuck makes you think I'm someone who is in any way concerned about this?
>>33965887Not everyone wants a wasted life without children
>>33965885I (second reply) did pretty much anything other than the main quest and then got my fill after maybe 30 hours.I liked Oblivion a lot more.
>>33965885How fucking boring do you have to be to play and finish the main quest in a Bethesda game? lmaoThe only one where that is acceptable would be Fallout 3.
>>33965284shiet i play violin and rank top 1% in kovaaks so it must be okay
>>33965900You missed the greatest quest in vidya history, it was such kino
>>33965900Because I liked the concepts in Skyrim Civil War and it sated my soldiering fantasies.
>>33965898Ok, tradcuck.
>>33965896Well it would have been funny if you were weird about it. A lot of guys are.
One of the guys who worked on the D&D red box was a senior designer on Skyrim, if I'm not mistaken. I forget who, exactly.
>>33965862Many have and many more will. It feels good being tall, hot, and having lots of money
>>33965905lol no.>>33965906Grim.
>>33965912You had to be there, you'll never get it it was episode 3 of video games
>>33965905>greatest quest in vidya historyFallout, Planescape: Torment, Divine Divinity, Baldur's Gate 2... even, god forgive me, World of Warcraft poop all over that game
>>33965911Yeah, that's why you are crying about your ex on 4chan. kek
thinkin bout male nipples
>>33965919I have two of those.
>>33965907Shut it, degenerate
>>33965920On your huge man titty's made of FAT.
>>33965916Saving the modded horker girl was more memorable than those games...
>>33965923>>33965911same weak energy
>>33965864I killed every mf in Skyrim that was able to kill
>>33965925Literally who.
>>33965920what size and color
>>33965928Based. I downloaded the mod that made kids killable. Fuck them kids.
>>33965924They're modest but are mostly fat.>>33965930Small and pink, horndog.
>cant even relate to heartbreak or betrayal or what its like to have love growing up because i was an absolute shutin into my 20sabsolutely mindraping feel ngl, even the people in /atoga/ seem alien-levels of socially experienced.
>>33965932There we go poltard
>>33965929Ludokino, peak modding and voice acting
i hate women
>>33965940>more buzzwordsYou just keep digging yourself deeper into the clown hole.
>>33965936I mean, I too was mostly a shut in but I did somehow make friends, go out, and get laid a few times. Spent the whole decade single though. It's kinda stupid but I still "feel" like a virgin in a lot of ways even though that's really not true. Feel like I never really dated either even though I've had two official girlfriends.
>>33965942How am I supposed to explain what mt Tai looks to someone who's never seen it?.
>>33965804Pink ladies, there was a yellow one I liked but I forgot what it was called.
>>33965945Cringe.
>>33965943Yeah I get that. It's more the fact that I do basically nothing and don't have much of a reason to be alive at all. I have some online friends I've talked to for years now and that somewhat keeps me sane but never had a gf and am now at the age where im expected to be a developed and competent adult. Im so fucking terrified of getting old man.
>>33965947If you know you know
>>33965948>and don't have much of a reason to be alive at all.Nta, but you can find one.You grew up in unprecedentedly strange times, during the Information Age. You can’t compare yourself unfavorably to generations past.That said, stop sitting on your hands.
Women Can I smack your butt
>>33965955>You grew up in unprecedentedly strange times, during the Information AgeNTA but I wish I wasn't
>>33965962Sometimes I feel the same, but I appreciate having been able to read encyclopedias for free on the internet and being able to so easily access so much art on the internet.There's no sense in yearning for something we could never have, anyways.I also think that things really will begin to suck a lot less once the baby boomers have completely died out.
>>33965948>and am now at the age where im expected to be a developed and competent adult. Im so fucking terrified of getting old man.You and me both, brother. I have a LOT of working on myself to do which would be fine but I'm not sure if I have the willpower to continue, kek. Genuinely feel like I may off myself in the next few years.
You go back in time to ancient rome.You can communicate and get the ear of important people who believe you are from the future.What can you do or information you can provide that makes you helpful?
State gender.Which underwear are you wearing today? :o
>>33965970M, I am free balling.
>>33965656Mno not at all anymorei probably read 40-50 books a year in elementary school, i loved to readnow maybe less than one a year
Just started going to the gym, I feel so good. Hopefully this will help attract fit korean. I’m 6’5 btw
Either gender, do you think if a man has to worry about being considered creepy or if he has been called creepy, do you think that makes him 100% guilty?
>>33965720obviously fake image
Femanon, if I was eating your pussy would you let me take a second to hit my vape?
>>33965956You’d be surprised at the right moments.
State genderDo you ever take nudes not to send to anyone but just to feel better about how you look?
>>33965970MBoxer briefs. I had to wear briefs for a while for support because of my vasectomy, but I've healed quite well.
>>33965943so youre a normalfag who just wants to be pitied, fuck off
>>33965985I'm glad I don't have to read horrifically gory posts about your nuts anymore, anon.
>>33965984Mthis just made me realize that i have never intentionally photographed myself
>>33965964Shit literally will never get better until every boomer is fucking deadThat said, I still hate this era so fucking much. Anything good gets destroyed The one thing I want to do with my life (writing books) I can't do because I can't focus and sit down and I'm not even good at it at all. I don't care about life and doing labor for not much at all
>>33965984That’s what a mirror is for. Women seek validation from others. Men from objectivity.
>>33965989>Shit literally will never get better.fixed it
>>33965970MSome Gildan boxer briefs.
>>33963119Make her 27 and deal
>>33965992No, things can get better, you just need a genocide to fix the problems
>>33965989>Shit literally will never get better until every boomer is fucking deadWe're not too far out from that, at least. We've got maybe another decade...The possibility of making a better world for gens alpha and beta is pretty much what keeps me going.
>>33965970MRalph Lauren boxers I got on salei prefer ones that dont have any stretch in the "body" of the fabric, like the waistband obviously will stretch but otherwise its like shirting cloth. i love them
>>33965970MOnly my pj boxers all day.>Image limit reached.Oh well..
>>33965997Too slow. We can't allow boomers to potentially access life extending tech in the future.
>>33965919>tfw hairy nipplesI assume girls don't like this
>>33965989>every boomer dies>gen alpha:Shit literally will never get better until every gen x is fucking dead>every gen x dies>gen beta:Shit literally will never get better until every millenial is fucking dead>every millenial dies>gen gamma:Shit literally will never get better until every zoomer is fucking dead
Good night. I hate women.
>>33965999>Image limit reached.>Oh well..lol I wanted to show off too
>>33965987Yep, I haven't bled out of my scrotum since that day.
>>33965990You can get a different perspective with a camera, though.
>>33966000We'll just start hunting them if they want to become actual vampires.
>>33966012ntacameras are almost always less accurate to life than a mirror
>>33966007You have no understanding of politics and how boomers ruin everything. Shut the fuck up, ignorant retard
>>33966007>all infrastructure collapses and society returns to the stone age.
>>33966007Gamma has the right of it, though.
>>33966017civilization is unironically too big to failtheyre will be another great depression, world war three, civil war etc. etc. but civilization will always endure
>>33966012>taking pictures from a hundred different angles to find the perfect one Bitch energy.
>>33965980When and where are the right moments?
Wish women would just run around naked in the streets... ._.
>>33966023>>33966023>>33966023NEW
>>33965980okay>sneaks up behind you from an alleyway when you are walking down the street and smacks your ass
>>33965970>only males answeredAdd it to the list of proof that women don't like men. Alternatively, more proof that there are no women on /atoga/.
>>33966035And here I was hoping that posing the question to both genders would rope some women into replying. For shame.
>>33966019Uh huh. You best get ready to pour your own concrete, make your own electricity, build your own car, forge your own metal, drill and refine your own oil, etc etc etc.
>>33966044people will just stop doing all those things for no reason? youre retarded
>>33966044>unironic "nobody wants to work anymore!!"L O L
>>33966024It’s a fucking risk. I only have one in my life that was not with my own girl. It was at a dive/biker bar. Bitch was flirting with me and every other guy there that night. As i was going to the bathroom, she stuck her ass out to block my way. I slapped her ass so hard my hand was stinging.
>>33965956Yes, but you have to grab it too
>>33965969>thermae romae postingtrip on
>>33966055>ww3 will happen but i will be comfy watching it while playing elden rings.
>>33965986Dawg,there is nothing "normalfag" about me, I am weird as all fuck and I hate myself for it.
>>33966089I'll be helping my neighbors in whatever way I can. Elden Ring kinda sucked imo.
>>33966094Pretty sure you were just replying to this in commiseration, but>cant even relate to heartbreak or betrayalIt’s one of those things that you think you’re missing out out on until you live, then you wish you were a “normie”.
>>33966120*live it
>>33964225This is the exact kind of thing that would make me stop seeing her.
>>33966005I like his fuzzy nips>image limit reachedDamnit you stupid avatarfags.>captcha 8nmadYeah 8 nwords mad rn
