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>>33960534
plap
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Think I get it now
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Was on a walk. Suddenly a pretty girl talked to me. I thought she wanted to date me. But she thought I was a woman. How many times will this happen...
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I would like to plap femanons consensually.
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>>33960534
Who are you?
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I know no one cares but I’m in a really bad place right now and I just need a single human to pretend to care for a bit

I’ll ask a question for both genders: what gives you hope?
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Get it twisted. If you lock in you can do anything... Motherfucker... Get it twisted. Your actions impact nothing. Your fate is predetermined. The only thing you can change is your reaction to it. You can do anything you set your mind to. The world is a playground designed for you, and only you to achieve your highest level ambitions. If you wait 90 minutes to wake up until you drink your first cup of coffee nothing can stop you. If you duct tape your mouth when you fall asleep nothing can stop you. Get it twisted. You are a pawn in a universe chess match. You mean nothing to god, if they even exist. You’re a rounding error. You’re two pennies on a fortune 500 company’s balance sheet. They don’t care about you in the slightest. Get it twisted. Everybody gets what they deserve in this life. If you put in effort, you can achieve anything. Successful people are better people. Get it twisted. The circumstances surrounding your birth determine where you are going to go. Nothing else matters at all. Your own level of education. Your attitude. Your level of effort. Your friends. Your network. Your business. Your credentials... (motherfucker)
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>>33960548
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Knowing how impermanent the material world is. Things will change, it is a fact recited throughout many different schools of thought for millennia. It can always go up
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>>33960546
>Who are you?
nigga thinks he's Kazoo kid
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>>33960548
Stay strong, Anon.
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>>33960551
I feel like it only goes up temporarily, and never proportionally to the depths
Like a dance of one step up 10 steps down
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Hi girls
I found myself by pure accident Brunswick, ME at an impasse in my life, so I went to Joshua Chamberlain, a personal hero of mine's, grave to pour a libation, leave a nickel, and ask what I should do. It seemed to me like he thought I should pursue a more academic career while I sat with him. This was after I coincidentally found myself in Naugatuck, CT, where my relatives worked in the rubber factory, while a festival was happening the day before. Am I stupid or superstitious for letting that influence my choices?
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>>33960548
>what gives you hope?
Death gives me strength. I'm not joking.
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>>33960548
>what gives you hope?
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I like the legend of zelda. I want to see what the next legend of zelda game will look like. Loop that every 5 - 7 years
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should i try to sneak in another conversation about the subject of kids to sus out if he's interested, he seemed so wholesome last time he brought it up

>>33960548
i have a pet cat who loves me and was walking with me outside today, giving me cat hugs and rubbing herself on my legs and getting head pats etc. we both got to enjoy the fresh crisp fall air in my backyard and i enjoyed crunching a few leaves under my shoes. saw the sky change colors. i do highly recommend going outside and really being in the moment. :)
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>>33960555
That’s part mindset, part circumstance, part truth. When I’m in the gutter, I think about what lesson I’m failing to learn that has put me there, and how I can move up
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>>33960548
f
honestly I feel like at this point I keep going purely out of spite because no way I'll let this shit world win and get me to rage quit, not on my watch
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>>33960565
scritch
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>>33960560
you are getting cucked at an alarming rate
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>>33960562
Yah-wah-hoo!
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>>33960562
I can smell the funko pop stench from your post
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>>33960566
I’ve spent the past decade dating men who don’t actually love me, pretty sure that’s the lesson - stop doing that
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>>33960560
A very high number of men are semi checked out. They still go to work and do the basic necessities to survive but don't participate in society anymore. Society doesn't mind this, though, to it (and by extension to women, who rule society) they're just cogs.
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>>33960573
Sure, maybe. I don’t know you from a hole in the ground. You can work outwards from that. What attracts you to those men? Why? Ask yourself questions like that, see how it feels and what comes out. Do it alone, so you can be as honest as possible
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>>33960576
I always felt like I had to earn my parents love and I’m still doing the same in romantic relationships
I don’t know what a relationship with free love feels like - I always have to beg and work for it
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as a dude i'm done making friends with other dudes
i'm going to be a cold prick
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>I’ve spent the past decade dating Chad
How many of you relate to this episode?
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brraaaaap
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Have you dated outside of your race?
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>>33960581
None of them were Chad, retard
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>>33960578
You didn’t really answer the question. That’s why I said do it alone. Ask yourself this: what are the common traits between these men that you are attracted to, that you feel you have to earn love?
>free love
The only free love in this world is from parent to child. Being denied that is tough. A romantic love is inherent upon conditions, but you’re setting horrible conditions up with your partners. Think of better conditions, like your partner being mentally stable, or having a decent job.
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>>33960585
>I'm a total fucking loser
lol
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>>33960585
Why wouldn't you date guys that are actually not chopped and dusty?
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Moids losing their minds over nothing/everything.
Pottery.
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>>33960586
My partner is mentally stable and has a decent job and so was the one before him. What does that have to do with them knowing how to love / being capable of it?
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>>33960589
A little bit of insanity doesn't hurt.
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>>33960583
Is that you practicing for Wii Music?
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>>33960571
>>33960572
rude, i dont even like funko pops
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>>33960594
Good Lad.
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Have you ever had a sandwich caught on fire, only to find out that the fucking cheese hadn’t fucking melted?
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>>33960548
M
I think about this song every year. A perpetual cycle of just one more year.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eetIgGXH6DA
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>>33960591
If that’s the case, why do you feel you have to earn their love? It sounds like an internal issue when I assumed it was external based upon your posts earlier
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>>33960596
No but I got a boner from the girl that was making my subway sandwich.
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Have you ever been masturbating to a really hot video, only to be fucking interupted by a fucking kia ad?
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>>33960596
No.
Sounds like American over processed “cheese”.
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should I let him pay my bills
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>>33960600
Was she hot or did you just found the irl asmr to turn you on?

Do you hate te texture of curry and rice?
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>>33960603
No, you’re an adult.
Split the costs.
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>>33960603
Men are inherently meant to provide
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>>33960603
It would be fiscally irresponsible if you didn't
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>>33960602
No, proccessed plastic slice cheese melt with anything!
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>>33960604
Subway, not Vindaloo to go.
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>>33960609
What’s vindaloo?
My two questions weren’t related.
Do you ever bark back at a dog?
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Femanons, make your ATOGAN fan club some chicken tendies, plz.
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any low/no libido Ms? I'm trying to understand and support my guy. he doesn't talk much
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>>33960589
Women won the gender war
We're upset by it
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>>33960604
>Was she hot?
She was hot. She was short. The urge to manhandle her roughly was intense. A very small woman.

>Do you hate the texture of curry and rice
Kinda
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>>33960612
OP here
Yes I do bark back at dogs sometimes.
Not regularly though. Only when they're in a silly playful mood.
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>>33960614
Maybe hes broken? Have you tried fixing him? Slip him some molly water maybe?
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Men will fuck horses.... even dragons but I'm supposed to believe femanonsare painfully single??? Confess about your bf
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>>33960614
He's just not that into you. What is your current BMI?
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>>33960624
No… I like biological, humanoid women.
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>>33960624
pic relevant
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>>33960605
i'm not making any money i'm disabled and trying to apply fr disability. been thinking of selling art though, i have a lot of people interested in the past in commissioning portraits but I've been trying to get out of depression to do it again. he got us internet at the house though which is nice. he insists on getting me a new phone/putting me on his plan
>>33960606
i'm not sure what his intentions are
>>33960607
my dad slides me some of his rent money
>>33960612
nta but yes. bork bork :D
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>>33960624
I’m single. I work a lot and spend time on my hobbies when I’m home. Little time for bf hunting
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>>33960631
>i'm not sure what his intentions are
His intentions are to simp for you
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>>33960632
Literally me, all I can manage is ONS and even that’s exhausting
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>>33960618
I bark back at annoying dogs, when no one is watching.
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>>33960631
Okay, sure then. Go for it.
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>>33960560
Nah they don’t though, incel wishful fantasy. We are not coming down to your level no matter how much you want it
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Is it true that with high blood pressure, you can turn off fires, with your bleeding?
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>>33960641
You are weird,
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>>33960603
The concept of women having to provide for themselves is both hilarious as it is cruel and unusual
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>>33960631
>my dad slides me some of his rent money
Your dad or your daddy?
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>>33960642
https://youtu.be/4zJvbwreoes
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>>33960613
I'm gonna make him touch raw chicken and bread tendies the way god intended.
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>>33960631
Smol
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>>33960621
no such substance access
>>33960625
180cm/59 kilo, site says that's underweight. He liked it at first, but since the shift I've been trying to gain, as I know he grew up with chubby/plump gravure :- l
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>>33960641
You can for the rest of your life
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>>33960548
F
I like things. Fashion, makeup, vidya. I like making money. I enjoy my job and hobbies. I don’t think about hope, I enjoy life
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>>33960637
I'll do that too sometimes. Once in a while they deserve it. It's not as fun
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>>33960631
>I’m disabled
Gross, unless you’re deaf that shit is adorable
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>>33960643
The thing that is normal is unusual?
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>>33960650
I really wish I had high blood pressure, how can I get it?
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>>33960548
Hope is a false concept, god allows me each day to live a little longer and I’m going to make it everyone’s problem
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>>33960649
> 180cm
You a He-Woman?
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>>33960657
no I'm just latvian
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Did you know that in French, «Kakashi” means “Shitingpoopoo» ?
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>>33960656
2 out of 100 on good posts tonight.
better average than usual.
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>>33960653
huh?
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>>33960654
Females don’t have the inherent ability to provide so that’s why they struggle on their own as opposed to men who are just depressed and rich
>>33960655
Be a NEET, I’ve never met a single NEET that wasn’t ready to explode at the slightest inconvenience in their daily life
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>>33960655
i think a high sodium diet helps?
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>>33960653
i give off hard hellen keller vibez
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>>33960628
Wtf did I just read
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>>33960659
Whoa, rare.
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>>33960666
god i wouldve treated hellen keller right
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>>33960662
Took my meds today (D3 + K2) feeling like I’m on a role even work was chill despite having a big day today
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>>33960659
>Latvian
Is it true that if you look at the sky, the snake queen will leave you alone?
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>>33960666
checkd
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>>33960667
Average 4channer diary,
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>>33960666
She was loaded because her family owned slaves
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>>33960669
well, nows your chance big boy.
im yung, dumb and ready to be full of cum.
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Need a Latvian GF (or Euro equivalent),
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>>33960674
Ah, I meant in the sense that I too am blind, deaf and stupid af.
i own no slaves, though.
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>>33960667
A gripping and captivating love story.
Something that you would want to stop reading but find yourself unable to do.
A beautiful story.
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>>33960628
Ever singing
Ever hungry
Ever dying
Never die
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Every single self-made successful female entrepreneur makes their wealth by selling useless fashion or makeup shit to other women. I have never heard of a entrepreneur woman who made a break through in medical science or rocket engineering.
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Do women hate benign pro social and good people who happen to be very high in type 2 ASPD (sociopathy) also some type 1?
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>>33960670
Incredible, I'm happy for you
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>>33960677
Aw that’s cute, I hope you get own slaves someday!
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>>33960677
Wasn't she smart? She can't be disabled AND retarded
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>>33960680
Are you 15? That song is old
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>>33960683
Replied to the wrong post fml they meds aren’t kicking in >>33960680
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>>33960685
nta but you can definitely be retarded and smart
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>>33960676
You don't want Baltic women, they're crazy and selfish
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>>33960686
Yeah but it goes hard, my spirit animal is the devil
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>>33960690
How old are you?
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>>33960686
Song? Its my first time coming across it and I can only find it as a poem.
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>>33960693
https://youtu.be/hFF5PLst0mo?si=FJ2VSRv4CYT5Nnyy
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>>33960534
gone mgtow and a gooner in diguise. Now i want to find a goonette / sex f(r)iend with benefits. Vtubers are the way until then or vr / robots even out the field. Regardless, vr can be a social setting under the right lenses. What are the odds ?
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>>33960692
I’m actually a 6000 year old death cult, this body is merely a vessel
>>33960693
Shut up normie
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>>33960694
I see now
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>>33960689
All women are crazy. How come they're selfish though. Sharing is caring
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God, finally fucking home
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>>33960694
I can’t keep it together whenever the guy goes SATISFY lmao
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>>33960633
isn't that terminology a bad thing? can it ever be seen as good, i get flustered when he keeps providing me stuff. like my brain malfunctions with the nice things he tries to do
>>33960638
ahhh
>>33960643
>>33960653
i used to work full time until the bad thing happened, it feels like uncharted territory with what he offers me. like I have anxiety that someone wants to help me out or something
>>33960645
my actual dad has been giving me some of the rent money he pays him to live with me. i recently tried to give him(guy living with me) it back to potentially pay for the new phone he wants to get me but he said to spend it on whatever i want?
>>33960648
yez, sometimes i joke about being a chihuahua :D hehe
>>33960651
what kind of fashion are you into? my dude person thing just got me a tiny sewing machine and i've always wanted to make clothes/accessories. what kind of makeup styles do you like? i love pinterest for inspo
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>>33960675
don't tempt me like this.
its like letting a cat play with a laser pointer.
you rile it up and there is no release of tension because there is no actual catch.
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>>33960702
>I have anxiety that someone wants to help me out or something
Stranger danger is totally a get out jail free card
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>>33960628
Before she died, she told me to tell anon
>You were the smallest dick I ever had inside me!
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>>33960702
>he pays him to live with me.
what the fuck.
are you telling me your dad has paid this man a dowry and you are a political tool?
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>>33960707
The French Alliance must be protected.
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>>33960701
It's the radio demon talking
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I hate women.
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>>33960710
I prefer the one in my head he guides my hand
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>>33960702
How do you know this person? People don't just give free things to strangers. Unless he's a family friend or something, chances are he's trying to fuck. What kind of energy is he giving off
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>>33960696
>your move atheists
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>>33960689
You mean Balkan women? I’m convinced the Czech economy’s biggest export is prostitutes
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I will treat women like men.
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>>33960711
Oh shut up, nigga! Everyday, you spam us with this. It’s ok if you hate women, but it’s lrellevant to the thread so stop bothering us. This is a thread where we ask things. You should ask
>Why do I hate women?
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>>33960689
The russian ones are, not natives.
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>>33960696
>vr
Actually that could be a bearable way to interact with women. You can also perceive them through their idealised version of themselves.
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ain't no way motherfuckers like this are now spouting blackpill ideology lmao how terrible are women that even chads are depressed?
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>>33960719
Why do women expect 100 times more from men than they offer and still get away with it?
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>>33960723
Not to safety but to silence.
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>>33960722
I want women to have this expression and state of mind from now on
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>>33960719
On any other day this posts sounds exactly like something I would say
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>>33960719
It's called being based, nigger. I'm doing a GREAT service to this place.
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>>33960725
I could shine a flashlight through one ear and you would see it clearly out the other side because there is going on in there
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>>33960727
Lmao pajeet
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I want to become a communal use meat dildo.
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>>33960731
Maybe on Venus. Try there.
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>>33960722
They're not chad if they're depressed.
They're excess males with no dicipline or manners that will be obsolete in the next phase of society.
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>>33960733
That how new social cultures are made
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>>33960733
Have you considered that the modern world is meaningless for both men and women? How many women are on antidepressants these days.
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>>33960731
Women would rather choke themselves out unconscious with plastic dildos than use manmeat ones.
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>>33960721
it kindof evens out the field because everyone knows what they want and if / how to get it. Social contracts and all that good stuff.sans the DEI / woke stuff
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Women do you prefer your man to have soft hands or rough hands? My hands are getting all rough and calloused from my job.
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>>33960733
Charlie is in cahoots with the Paul brothers.
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>>33960731
That means Men will use you, too.
You freak! Lol
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>>33960737
The game is out of date but the core functionality is still there, as long you keep giving people carrots they will continue to chase the stick
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>>33960733
You can see the woman to the left of him eye-fucking him as he tells them how much of stupid whores they all are lol
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>>33960740
What job are you doing?
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>>33960743
Can't tell if this is wisdom or schizo
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>>33960723
>Not pedo

Because we live in a dynamic where women are afraid to be slut.
Therefore they become really selective with who they give their cunts to. Which create scarcity which make men really deperstw which mean they are ready to put up with anything if they have a cumb of chances of getting pussy!
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>>33960742
Any hole is a goal
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>>33960746
You’d be surprised how much these two coincide
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>>33960748
so are electric plugs and manholes.
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>>33960747
>jestermaxxing for a crumb of pussy
We found a solution to this centuries ago and it even helps women with gainful employment opportunity
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>>33960751
Electric plugs are obviously a bad choice. But I have no preference regarding gender, many men look better than some women.
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>>33960754
Sandpaper pussy will turn a mf gay in a handful of posts
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Americans, why did you make all your women into sluts with a high ego? What is the plan?
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>>33960757
Gib Euro GF.
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>>33960757
Cull the leftover women, a normal woman with a relatively high IQ wouldn’t fall for Jewish psyops
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>>33960757
Unironically the result of female emancipation. Prove me wrong
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>>33960757
To lure in Indian Chads and Saudi Princes.
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>>33960705
what does this mean? explain please
>>33960707
>>33960709
lol, not that I know of. no no, he pays my dad rent. dad's been giving me some of it back lately. I tried giving it back to the roommate to help with potential phone he wants to get me but he refused and said to spend it on myself
>>33960715
he's been a long time friend of mine who recently expressed feelings for me, so that checks out. his energy is very attentive, pays attention to small details amd surprises me by getting me foods/drinks i like, gets us groceries, flowers, stuff for my pet, set up gaming emulators for vidja I want to play, got me security cameras after hearing about my stalking ex, plushie and gives me small amounts to spend at the store once a week. wants to teach me things. but I feel like the phone thing is an extra big step he's suggesting because that ties me more to him through a contract and i'm skeptical if he is wanting something long term with me because of that because why? he works a lot so we don't get much quality time as i'd like even if we live with eachother now.
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>>33960754
That’s… gross.
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>>33960754
too complicated for my taste really. Just waman are trouble enough, cant imagine twink drama. To each their own really, if you are happy.
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>>33960729
Stop talking about yourself.
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>>33960757
We don't do that, college does that
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>>33960767
Holy, snow collection!
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>>33960763
So he's interested in you. It sounded like you weren't sure cause you called him a 'guy'. It's weird because usually you live together AFTER the relationship is established. So idk what is going on. If you like him back just tell him straight up, maybe he's autistic or shy. Otherwise it's gonna be awkward if you don't like him back
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>>33960548
M
What gives me hope is my pure love for my nephew and niece, and the desire to have my own family some day. My future wife wouldn't want me to give up, so its not an option
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>>33960767
American red cups, lmao.
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>>33960550
My friends have made NL their entire personality now and I want to slay them
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How do you talk to women? They have NOTHING to say. It feels like I always need to have something to say.
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>>33960772
They're called red solo cups
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>>33960774
Women are Venus.
Men are Mars (bars).
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>>33960774
Keep asking them questions, women love talking about themselves. Once they get comfortable around you you cant even get them to shut up
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>>33960780
Then they accuse you of making things an interview.
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>>33960745
Warehouse work.
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>>33960781
I mean, don't be retarded and ask about their job. Only talk about fun stuff. What's your fav ice cream flavor. Do you think you could survive a night alone in a haunted house. Ask retarded questions, they love that shit
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>>33960769
well he's even just my friend for so long is why i'm unsure. we have gotten intimate before and he said I love you during a quiet moment while spooning and I didn't say it back to him. so I wonder if he still thinks about that moment like I do. I've said love you as a friend before but now it's different or maybe i'm overthinking it. he knows that I've been in a horribly abusive relationship before and I've been not dating for years/been celibate that long and suddenly we're having sex, cuddling and holding my hand after moving in with me. it's complicated because he's in a possibly dying/already dead marriage. he's gone to me as a friend to vent about his life/relationship throughout the years, and he seemed really depressed/stressed and unloved while living with her. i'm cautious because of my past bad relationships and him offering to put me on a plan. I feel a little scared, and yeah he said he might be autistic
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I am the stalker in the night, the nigger of the plains, troubling only to fight, those who bring me pain
I fight for my erection, my father the nigger golds
I try and try to hide it
Ramen soup made me feel cold
It tried itself in hoary frost it shot up jangly booths of olde
Tragedy? Teary moaning mysts dont churn up raging molds!
Impetus to a finders making it sold itself to brew
Changes changes wicked findings of happiness and ruse
Kindness of a sort is wicked tricked up like my nose
Oh happiness? Oh happiness stay the course of cold
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>>33960790
I am Ripper, Tearer, Slasher, Gouger. I am the Teeth in the Darkness, the Talons in the Night. Mine is Strength, and Lust, and Power! I AM BEOWULF!
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Tricked out skateboards… moaning wheels of laughter rolling through ancient sawdust fields of draino… surge protect me

So inside that very own skatepark there lay two green dragons, whos very purpose was a nice and pleasant flame meant to keep both insects out, and pearls inside their wine.tragedy struck when both of them unfurled into madness, sadness, or a combination of the two which may or may not be a burning sensation, a moaning growth into one.
Oh set sea ye flying soldier of fortune, oer the waves and into him them and whatever may lay under shallow words. Carry on but never joke when something is worth it. Never joke at all. In that would be the folly of kings and the milk of the insects. Giants kneel to you my friend, only with a sad sad crunching sigh… finder with coin milk? A tragic lady indeed.

What?
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>>33960789
So you've already fucked, and he's also married? So he's older than you? As a guy, I'd rather know straight up than have to wonder how the girl feels. It doesn't have to be a romantic relationship either, having a female friend to talk to and have sex with can be great. I think you need to resolve or at least separate your past trauma with how you genuinely feel about him.
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He knew all at once! A fighter was one
Who barbed and stung from afar!
Or changing his style to suit his opponent
All the while being somewhat of a star
A performer at last! A man of good change
Who saw and then flowed with the changes
And what would that find? A fighter at last
Who blames the wind for his banelich
His tragic story which always could reach
Great heights in the eyes of the mammy!
It flowed from his eyes and his ears and his nose
But stopped with his teeth and his handsies
Oh knight! Oh brave changer
Oh how could it be
We never did see you in stage fright!
He turned back to me and away from the crowd
He told me it was just a secret
The light at the end of the tunnel was one but the entrance was one of great many. So pack up your bags and decide which to see
Before everyone charges your every
To do? No
See you?
No
Impossible sometimes, improbable most of the time?
Sincerely your last friend and secret metal hip
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>>33960793
Idc stfu then suck the dick
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>>33960548
My faith mostly.
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Oer the hill…
We see a tomcat busting out of the giant hole in the hill. It freaks. The many interesting leaves overhead splinter into gold, silver, and the tomcats reddening paws enter the air slicing nothing.
The red paws get redder as they reach the powdered room which used to be a branch.
It shreds the powdered paws of the tomcats friend, his claws as well turn to jelly in his small and accurately labelled paws. Nothing changes. Two men exhibit predatory tendencies and traits as they binocular the cat from a distance. Nothing changes.
Then a great turn of wind flutters in a many more powdered leaves. Gold brews into the wind and blueish tealy oak striped girl lilies brush through the two men and into the cat.
No one survived the explosion. The cat was never seen again. It suffered very little though and to this day, every time a tree whispers in the wind, it is said to say
Catandourt
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>>33960718
"I speak Spanish to God, Italian to women, French to men, and G*rman I speak to my horse.
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Is it too early in the morning for me to ask guys questions about how they prefer to receive nudes?
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>>33960801
we're in the same age range so not by much at all. idk if he sees me as romantic interest, but he's recently bought me flowers would that be a sign? he also told me he likes me more than just a physically, but he told me he believes he can have feelings for a friend. he also seemed jealous when I was talking to a male friend over the phone instead of him when he got off work recently. he was waiting for me to talk about his day, tried to get in on the conversation with me, and was waiting for me to notice the food he got me when he got home and I was on the phone and seemed bothered when I finally got off the phone, wanting to be left alone for awhile. I feel a little bad about it looking back.

i used to not see him that way since he was married, but after living with me has put the moves on me and I caved into intimacy with him. he's been opening up about his troubled relationship for years though and it seemed rough. he also admitted feelings for me a couple of years ago but I rejected him back then.

I really do need to separate my trauma from him because it makes it hard to fully let go and let myself like someone back. i'm just at that point where I would like to start dating again to find someone serious and with this situation don't know if he would care or how he would feel about that if it's just sex with a friend or not
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>>33960818
Shut up, JH.
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>>33960825
I hate this meme.
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>>33960818
Send them to me first, I'm like one of those royal poison testers, except for nudes
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Women, what are male pick mes like?
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>>33960832
they rush to comment on my recently posted selfies to say "first"
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>>33960830
But those poison testers often died.
>>33960832
Overly assumptive when it comes to my preferences and experiences.
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>>33960548
Not much. I just sleep on it. I wake up and do things because a have to, I get very low again, I decide to sleep on it.
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>>33960834
>Overly assumptive when it comes to my preferences and experiences.
Can you provide an example?
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How do I start a conversation with a man?
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>>33960832
Men pick-me’s usually do a lot of mansplaining and act way more experienced than they are
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/atoga/ men, you know what I predict?

In the near future, you will be denied a loan or a line of credit. You will be denied admission into the grad school of your dreams. The interview panel who told you your interview was successful will tell you they selected a more qualified candidate at the last minute. You will need to take out a cash advance with high APR just to pay a single month's rent.


That is my prophesy of your future.
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>>33960840
>and act way more experienced than they are
They try and front that they're Chad?
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>>33960819
Could you not just tell him that you're cool being FWB, but you have to see where this goes because you have difficulties getting attached due to your past? Are you scared he'll get pissed or something lol? If he cares for you he'll understand. Since you're living under the same roof getting each other off is like a bonus, and maybe you can talk through your trauma with him before you know for sure.
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>>33960840
>Male pickme's
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>>33960834
Milady, that is a sacrifice I am willing, nay, eager to make.
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>>33960842
No, they act like the Mythbusters guys but toward everything that women say. Especially if it's about relationships or gender dynamics between men and women.
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>>33960837
Like he assumes I like something and says he also likes it to try to seem interesting to me. Or complains on my behalf about things I haven't even dealt with but he assumes I dislike. That sort of thing.
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>>33960819
Will you tell your future bf about being FWBs with this married guy?
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>>33960848
Does he complain on your behalf about period cramps or something? Lmao
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M
Why don't most men understand that approaching women in public is sexual harassment?
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>>33960841
Why are women evil
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>>33960848
>Like he assumes I like something and says he also likes it to try to seem interesting to me.
Ironically this is how I got into anime. Not from being an unfuckable virgin nerd but because a girl I liked when I was young was into drawing Inuyasha and Gundam Wing fanart where she self-inserted as being protected and loved by swishy-but-straight Dorito-chinned anime men.
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>>33960819
>he also seemed jealous when I was talking to a male friend over the phone instead of him when he got off work recently. he was waiting for me to talk about his day, tried to get in on the conversation with me, and was waiting for me to notice the food he got me when he got home and I was on the phone and seemed bothered when I finally got off the phone, wanting to be left alone for awhile. I feel a little bad about it looking back.
He's a cheater though, what right does he have to be territorial? And why care?
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>>33960850
Shit like that, sure.
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Why is there no woman who will voluntarily grab the skin of my face with her toes and smear her feet sweat stank all over me, thus giving me a super-mega-boner?
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>>33960851
Because it never happens to them so they think it's a compliment or otherwise a non-factor.
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>>33960855
When a guy fucks a woman repeatedly, he owns that pussy
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>>33960858
That's not true tho, most men have experiences with some male homosexual gayfer sex harassing them. But calling them on it or trying to get them in trouble would be homophobic.
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>>33960861
>most men have experiences with some male homosexual gayfer sex harassing them
No they do not
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>>33960858
I guess that makes sense
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>>33960859
Let me explain something to you, Spawn. Malebolgia owns you. You are his BITCH.
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>>33960856
Damn did I just mansplain you
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>>33960863
Oh next are you going to say that if a homo sex harasses you it must be because you yourself are a pillow-biting manservant? I think fucking not.
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>>33960867
No. What idiotic conversation are you having in your head, and why are you having it?
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>>33960868
He's afraid you'll accuse him of being gay, lmao
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>>33960868
Most men have been unwantedly fagged on by some queermo who is either barking up the wrong tree or is too frail and wiry to be a real bully so they resort to homosexually harassing other men. It's just a fact.
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>>33960870
What a stupid thing to say
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>>33960819
have you ever cheated before?
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>>33960871
You've never had a school bully when you were in middle school tell you they were going to force you into giving them a gay beejay against your will while everyone else in the school bus clapped and laughed at their threats of forced homosexual behavior. And it shows.
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>>33960872
On a class exam. When I was in school.
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>>33960875
So you wouldn't actually cheat on a partner?
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I forget where I read this but there's a theory in academical feminism that women's experience of heterosexual relationships are basically like a society-wide version of a prison sexual protection racket.

Do the women of /atoga/ agree with this?
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>>33960877
A partner? You mean like a business partner, like the twins and the Brazilian guy in The Social Network? I thought that was really shameful how Mark Z did them dirty.
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>>33960878
Do they think women are naturally lesbian?
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>>33960879
Femanon, you post about your story with this guy almost every day. Why are you defensive now?
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Are you a gooner?
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>>33960883
Not anymore
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>>33960882
>A cheating bitch has narcissistic tendencies
Is it really a surprise?
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Why are you so obsessed with homosexualist rape?
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>>33960843
i did tell him that while he was holding me and he looked and me and said he understands/gets that. i explained i couldn't kiss him better/feel myself into it s much as i'd like because feel that's a more intimate act/plus the situation with his relationship so I feel awkward/self concious sometimes doing it but for a few moments it works and feels natural and really nice. as for him getting passed, I do get randomly scared but might be because my ex was extremely violently.
>>33960849
i'm not sure how long he's planning to live with me but it seems like he's planning to buy new stuff for the property next year, he was spitballing ideas to me. but yes I would tell a future bf and I wonder how it would work out/if the fwb guy would be okay with me dating others if he doesn't want me like that
>>33960855
that's what I'm wondering? i was pretty confused and surprised by his reaction >>33960859
how do you come up with that given the circumstances
>>33960872
no, i'm a faithful partner. i've noticed a trend of taken men try to get with me, telling me about how bad their partners are and looking for emotional support and tell me their life stories. also have had guys try to influence a break up in my previous relationships before. I've also been cheated on in the past
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Do NBs ever go for straight guys?
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>>33960891
Yes.
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>>33960894
Have you seen it work long-term?
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Women, why do you hate men so much?
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>>33960890
t. I could taste the cheating on him. was exclusive, until he decided it wasn't. that is cheating.
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>>33960898
can you reword this? this is the first time i've ever participated in being a part of cheating as the other person, so I have a lot of mixed feelings about this given the history we share together and feel bad about it as I should. he does plan to tell her soon though which I am relieved about.
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>>33960773
As a long time enel fan I'm sorry this had to happen to you. The librarian has done irreparable damage to the ecosystem.
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>>33960897
I'm just disappointed in most of you.
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>>33960897
I don't generally hate men. What I've come to hate is how much I'm willing to betray my own feelings for the sake of a man I love. It's frustrating to feel like less than a person with how much I want to sacrifice for him. I would and sometimes do go out of my way to do things that I told myself I'd never do just because it'd make him happy, and it makes me feel retarded.
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>>33960905
>I would and sometimes do go out of my way to do things that I told myself I'd never do just because it'd make him happy
Does this include sexual stuff?
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>had my first FFM last weekend
>no STDs

Foids, I have evolved. Your constant hazing had triggered my evolution. I now have aura, now to use these powers for good.
Fellow dudes, stay around these femcels for long enough, they give you aura.
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>>33960905
Sacrificing for others is literally a part of love. Being upset over that is being upset with the nature of reality.
>>33960904
It's OK. We're plenty disappointed in most women, too.
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>>33960919
I know. I don't make excuses but men were always the heroes, the leaders, the figures of greatness. Now you're simps. Cucks.
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>>33960548
Seeing other people happy, even if it isn't me. If I see kids playing or birds singing, it's a good day.
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>>33960917
proud of you, champ
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>>33960897
I don't hate men. I think men hate themselves.
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>>33960898
My mouth + weiner = flavor

shit for sure, unsure of gender. also had an experience where pussy was the flavor. multiple times he has done this to me,
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>>33960908
It's primarily sexual stuff at this point.
>>33960919
>Being upset over that is being upset with the nature of reality
That feels like something I typically get upset about too, yeh.
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>>33960924
>multiple times he has done this to me,
Uhhhhh dump him?

If I gave oral to my bf and tasted someone else's vagina on it, I would be locked in catatonic despair for multiple reasons
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>>33960920
>>33960923
These are good points. Too many men are simps these days, and many of us do hate ourselves. But I would argue that both of these things are because our society has taught us this behavior, largely as a result of feminism and modern liberalism which rejects hierarchy and gender roles and the traditional family structure.
>>33960928
I think everyone at some point has a problem with reality, but part of being an adult is recognizing that reality is immutable and we just have to figure out how to cope with it as it is.
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>>33960930
its over, dont worry.
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>>33960931
But thats my point. YOU were tge leaders. YOU let this happen.
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What's the max age gap you're willing to date? Hopefully I don't sound crazy saying this but I'm 27 and dating someone 5 years younger than me feels really weird for whatever reason
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>>33960931
>Too many men are simps these days, and many of us do hate ourselves.
This is obvious to us by the way. Like, we pick up on it immediately.
>But I would argue that both of these things are because our society has taught us this behavior, largely as a result of feminism and modern liberalism which rejects hierarchy and gender roles and the traditional family structure.
So reject these ideas as invalid, which they are. Men who believe in this shit are doing themselves a disservice, and women who believe it are going to end up dying alone. When all the big feminist thinkers you hear about either went crazy or decomposed in their NY flat without anyone noticing, that should be your big clue they ought not be your life guru. And I say this as a girl.
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>>33960935
>abuse democracy to make everything worse
lol
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>girls sends me her schedule after first date, as proof that she's busy during weekdays
do I ask her out again to go out this weekend?
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>>33960937
Because theyre at a completely different life stage. I say 2 years.
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Slavic girls would be such wife material if they werent absolutely rotten to the core, even moreso than average girls
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>>33960935
That's fair. Although I would say it wasn't the men who are currently alive, but men who lived a century ago or more and then subsequent generations perpetuated the problem. And I think young men are actually leading the rest of us in the right direction, but women of all ages are railing against it violently. And even if they weren't, that kind of change still takes time.
>>33960939
You're preaching to the choir. I don't know how to get this message through to most women.
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>>33960939
A girl or a woman?
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>>33960937
I'm male and in my early 30s. I wouldn't date women much older than me because I want kids, and the youngest I'd date is about 24-25 because I don't think I have enough in common with most women younger than that to actually date them.
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>>33960940
The United States isn't a democracy. It's a republic.
>>33960941
YES YES YES YES
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>>33960944
I see you understand my point. Dont get me wrong I like having rights and all but I see what my peers do with them.
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I think the big problem with men is they don't know how to behave like men. Which is a problem that can be solved: Just go be around actual masculine men. Go learn to work on cars. Go be around people who also work on cars. That kind of thing.

I watched an interview with a Marine DI one time and he said that's the #1 thing he noticed with new recruits is that basically none of them know how to be a man and have never had a strong male figure in their lives. So they're all kind of quiet middling anime-watchers that end up being just as demure as women. And it's not their fault. They've just been raised in a void where being a man isn't considered good or something to encourage. Society and helicopter parents are to blame. You can have the nicest dad in the universe and a great childhood, but if he's not involved in your life, you're going to turn out kind of feminine. Just how it is.
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>>33960951
Even as a man I feel like many men shouldn't vote. Like I think we'd all be better off if less than 10% of the population voted and it was only people who actually pay attention to politics and understand our history and culture.
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>>33960955
Sounds like boomer cope. I think a lot of masculinity is invisible stuff like two people lift bricks one looks chad-like and is overtly masculine, the other does the exact same thing but looks beta. It's just the way it is.
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>>33960955
The big problem is that women today aren't worth being a good man for.
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>>33960534
I am a touch-starved, extremely insecure woman (haven't been in a relationship for a few years but am scared of dating apps) who got drunk with a bunch of uni friends for our end of year party and at one point I somehow ended up with a cute boy's head in my lap while I was running my hands through his hair. It was the highlight of my week. He seems kind of nerdy but also quite confident. I know he's single. Does anyone think he's thinking about it as much as I am? He added me on facebook the next day. Do guys remember it when women do random intimate things like this? I think I'm going insane.
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>>33960963
>>33960967
>immediate catty reaction
You're exactly what he was talking about.
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>>33960971
>I will never earn the approval of gigachad
Don't care, I'm not a woman.
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>>33960968
>Do guys remember it when women do random intimate things like this?
I'm a woman and they obviously do. It's kind of suspicious you don't know that.
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Can a man who has engaged in casual sexual contact in his youth be capable of monogamy and loyalty?
Found out my bf exchanged nudes with several girls online when he was underage. And had a casual sexting relationship when he was around 20-21.
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>>33960973
Or a man.
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>>33960974
Perhaps I am just looking for validation.
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I have a friend who insists women aren't actually physically attracted to men the way men are attracted to women. He says they can acknowledge a good looking man like a man can as well, but they don't physically lust after them. And that women only are "attracted" to the power and security a man provides. Is this true?
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>>33960975
Is this a troll post
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>>33960978
Your friend is wrong and retarded. I've seen men and instantly wanted them. I've seen men that are outright beautiful.
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>>33960967
I find it odd that anons of all people pretend not to understand shock value
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>>33960979
No. I'm serious. I almost ruined our relationship over it.
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>>33960982
That was not a reasonable reaction unless you had entered into the relationship saying you absolutely had to know he'd never had casual sex before and he said he hadn't.
Otherwise...be for real
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>>33960978
Right and wrong. Some women have a reactive sexuality as your friend described (I frequently doubt these women are straight or bi but that's just a me theory), but a lot of us are similar to men. I even have a foot fetish. It's real out here.
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>>33960976
Yeah yeah, I've heard it before.
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>>33960981
>shock value
It's not shock, it's who they genuinely are
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>>33960968
It's probably the thing he's been most preoccupied with since it happened.
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>>33960982
Then it sounds like you're really insecure.
Guys are horny. This isn't breaking news. I don't care at all who my bf lusted for when he was a teenager because I would expect him to do that. You definitely don't want him grading you for your teenage lust. I guarantee you it's going to be worse than his.
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>>33960988
When did 4chan become so soft
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>>33960988
>believing social media is real life
You lost already
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>>33960955
Even when men act masculine a lot of women still hate them.
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>>33960990
>You definitely don't want him grading you for your teenage lust. I guarantee you it's going to be worse than his.
nta but desu a lot of this kind of attitude comes from people who literally don't ever feel sexual attraction outside of committed relationships (...or at all) and who don't realise they're the odd ones out
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>>33960968
Oh he remembers. You should try to see him again, maybe get a bunch of the same people together.

>>33960978
I am so tired of men who insist they know how every woman feels while ignoring what women say. Your friend is a fool
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>>33960992
When the millennials left and started families and zoomers inherited the site
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>>33960984
>>33960980
One of the main evidences he provides, other than the usual pic rel, is that women apparently watch more lesbian porn than straight porn.
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>>33960995
Okay well it sounds like she wants to date a monk. As long as he's not cheating on her, then there isn't a problem. It only exists in her head.
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I kind of feel like chicks just walk around with a clipboard and rubric grading harshly. Like hall monitors basically, but everywhere. Like, you keep the rubric and clipboard, over there, I'll keep my peace over here, lol. Then the exact minute you have a lifestyle they want they're like "I'm willing to overlook a few of these infractions on my clipboard..." Then they show some ankle, like that fixes it. It's like, no dude, the themepark ended when you made your life decisions, I made mine. It's not perfect, but who cares? Who else is my life going to be for, some teacher's assistant dork, like, no dude. lol.
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>>33960993
>It's just a joke
ok dude
>>33960998
>millennials
millennials are the biggest pussies on the planet
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>>33960999
>women apparently watch more lesbian porn than straight porn.
Based
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>>33961004
Damn, I'd hoped you'd killed yourself.
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>>33960999
I've watched lesbian porn and still found men phyically and sexually attractive on sight.

Your "friend" sounds like a beta incel
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>>33960988
It's like these bitches can't grasp the idea of being a partner because they know they have nothing to offer in terms of personality.
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>>33960999
Your friend doesn't realize that most women think most men are ugly
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>>33960975
No hes a permanent whore
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>>33961003
yeah it is just a joke you dumb motherfucker you think she really had 21 fucking abortions and then had a t shirt made for her specifically to tell others this little fact? Given how painful they are, given how much time and effort they take, and given how draining they can be psychologically? or do you think she's wearing a shock t shirt?
soft
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>>33960978
He's wrong. To women, Men = Chad. Society is 50% women 2% chad 48% disposable garbage. that 2% chad (what women call men) women simp extremely hard for. Like *extremely* hard, bordering on Idolatry.
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>>33961005
I live only to spite people like you
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>>33961008
Hmm. Same actually. Hes crazy ugly. Needs to lose weight and shave.
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>>33960983
Okay. But is he capable of monogamy and loyalty now?
>>33960990
Yeah I acknowledge that but I wish he'd just told me sooner. Maybe it's better than porn addiction. I don't know.
>I guarantee you it's going to be worse than his.
I've only ever exchanged nudes with one person who I was seriously involved with as an adult, and resisted sex until I was pretty sure it was the person I wanted to be with long term (my bf). Not for religion, just romance.
But also I was a porn addict with absolutely insane kinks so maybe I should sit down. It's just the willpower element. I have demonstrated the willpower to resist sex.
>>33960995
Oh no I'm a horny bastard. I've even found others attractive while with him, I just turn my head and avoid them because I respect my beloved.
>>33961001
I trust he's loyal right now. I'm worried he'd easily stray in the future.
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>>33961012
My suspicion has been that women are pickier about looks, but once you cross that 7-8 threshold, they lust after just as hard -- if not harder -- than men.
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>>33961008
Not a woman and I don't give a fuck about your conversation (I have not read it) but he just looks bland as fuck. Generic (terrible) male haircut, scruffy facial hair, bland as FUCK overshirt. If he had any outward personality he'd still be average looking but people wouldn't have such a visceral reaction. I know that's extremely painful for the anti-self improvement section of this site to hear though
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I'm a misogynist but I don't think there's anything I can do to change that right now. No offense but I just despise you guys and I can't really put my finger on why.
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>>33961015
So xal anorexia is common with oirn addicts. Hows he cheating but you aren't? Sure he was in direct Contact but those were relationships. You watched strangers jerk off and fuck.
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>>33961015
Many people -- perhaps most people -- do not see any reason to resist sex outside of committed relationships. Especially men, who face very little danger during casual sex.
In other words, yes, you dumb fuck, of course he's capable of monogamy and loyalty, and he probably always was. It's not like you said he cheated in the past. Jesus
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>>33961019
I understand. I lowkey hate men. I know why, and every time a guy says, "not all men," I hate men just a little bit more.
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M or F
Do you think they are equal in looks, or is one more attractive than the other?
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>>33961026
Man above the woman
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>>33961016
Yeah what most guys call chad is probably like 8/10 male, which is hard to be without a nurturing/supportive community basically "cultivating" you into chad organically through positive reinforcement, chad peergroups, dating experience, genetics, diet, etc. It's ironically easier to be a 9/10 than 8/10. 9/10 is just a 6-7/10 taking looksmaxx internet self-help very seriously for about 18 months. Most dudes are 7/10 which is why the dating pool has gotten rough, passing doesn't stand out. 9/10 + autism is just 6/10 again so there's no point.
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>>33961024
But that's the thing though. Men are the reason why you live so comfortably. Men built the entire world around you.

What have you guys even done to earn so much privilege and praise? You birth kids and look good? It seems like it's only biological.
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>>33961008
>Why can't I just be overweight and bald and get a 10/10 girlfriend?!?!?!?!?!
I think the thing that annoys me most about modern "men" is the presumption by them that they don't have to try. Then they get into a really really really big tizzy about how their no-effort wasn't rewarded with pussy.
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>>33961026
They're both 4s.
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>>33960548
Honestly I dont have an answer for this. Death terrifies me and makes life feel futile, and the pain of life just hurts a lot itself. If Tolstoy couldn't cope with it, I dunno what hope I could ever have.
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>>33961026
Guy has the better smile.
Girls feels creepy.
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>>33961020
It seems like you had a stroke in the first sentence.
I never claimed it's cheating, and I stopped porn before we met anyway. It's more about the demonstrated ability to engage in something sexual without love and romance.
>>33961021
Okay. I guess I need to accept it.
It just seems like it would be easier for someone do something they've done before. And maybe it makes me feel like I was staying a virgin for no reason and I feel stupid for it.
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H-hi, women..
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>>33961026
F
They're the same.
If they both lost weight they'd be more conventionally attractive.
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>>33961026
Classic women hyping up women so that they die alone. Waiting for the Chad they totally deserve. All she has to do is lose weight and stop caking on makeup and she'd look much better. But she won't do that because they keep telling her she's a perfect queen.
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>>33960905
If it makes you feel any better, this is a near-universal experience for both genders on some level. It's just a gradient of how far you let that behavior go.
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>>33961037
Who says its not romantic?
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>>33961043
This is prime example of why all men who complain about "man jaws" on women are gay.

God she's gorgeous.
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>>33961026
F. She's more my type, he's not bad but I just don't like facial hair. He has a cute smile and his hair looks soft.

>>33961016
This is true for me at least. The personality matters a lot, I've thirsted over some dudes who were not conventionally attractive. It's binary rather than a scale out of 10.
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>>33961030
Do you think modern women do everything right?
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>>33961043
Women who encourage other women to be fat are either fat themselves and don't want to put in any effort to not be fat, or they're intentionally trying to sabotage those women to cut down on competition while disguising it as praise.

I am a woman and I am telling you that's what it is. And no, it isn't good. Just like men being terminally pissed they can't find a girlfriend despite putting in zero effort also isn't good.

Fun fact: most problems in life are caused by yourself
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>>33961026
m
physically they're equal, but they're giving totally different impressions of their personalities because of their style. Girl on the left looks like a ultranormalfag working class (maybe lower middle class) girl. Guy on the right looks like the physical manifestation of a Redditor. I know which I'd prefer to get a pint with.

Guy on the right also looks older, which isn't relevant to looks necessarily but would make her not want to fuck him.
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>>33961050
>my hobbies are video games and anime
>I'm 32 and can't get a date
>women are the problem
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>>33961047
>TFW I look like that but dark circles, fuller/rounder cheeks in that cheekbone area, flatter hair, acne, and a less wide mouth
So close, but ugly.
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>>33961045
Then monogamous, I guess. Capability of being non-monogamous.
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How often did your parents have sex with you when you were growing up?
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>>33961004
I don't care about Korra or Avatar but your femslash/shipping images on here are always lit.
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>>33961029
And I hate men just a little bit more.
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>>33961064
Men invented English. Use something else.
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>>33961062
My dad only beat the shit out of me, luckily.
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>>33961026
They both look like crap but would also both dramatically improve with some proper self-grooming and a healthier lifestyle.
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>>33961054
1. Fear of the fat fairy (they believe that the fat fairy is coming for them and at some point, as they age, they will just start getting fat for no reason and be unable to do anything to stop it or reverse it.)
2. Keep competition low (mustchace actual understanding of CICO)
3. Social good girl points (may secretly hate fatties)
4. Genuine empathy (mega rare)
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>>33961066
Women's privilege comes from the fact that they birth children, look good, and act good. That's it, not because of some "just world fallacy" reasoning these people come up with in their heads.
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>>33961056
You can you dumb retard. You just don't like it.

I think my new strat is actually going to just play into everything malding incels whine about so that they continue to stay mad at women and never breed. It's better for them to stay trapped in their bouncy-house pressure cooker brain forever. It's for the best.
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I finally found a woman who wants to dom me because she enjoys it not because I enjoy it, but she keeps on wanting to use bigger and bigger dildos, what do I do my ass hurts
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>>33961063
Thank you
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>>33961061
Why is he not? Monogamy in humans means seeking long term partners and being committed for the duration of the relationship. Not lifelong partnership with one partner after brief courting.
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>>33961074
Again, nta, but what he means by that is that we find gay porn disgusting and revolting.
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>>33961004
I'd like Korra more if it just had straight up fucking
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>>33961075
You literally asked for this
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>>33961080
You personally do. But there are men that don't. So there really isn't a point being made.

What you are after (there is no "friend") is validation of your hate, because you want to believe all women are entirely material and see you as a bundle of money (which you don't have anyway, so why are you mad about it?). I've already told you this is patently untrue, and you just glossed right over it and ignored it.

Women actually do find men physically attractive. Have you never in your life picked up a romance novel? If women don't find YOU physically attractive, maybe you should work on it?
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>>33961083
I wanted more mental domination and only mild physical pain
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I'm anticipating a second enlightenment. One where dude's just kind of go "wait a second, women are cringe" and start making autism albums again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCVY4Zu_kqk
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>>33961026
He's more attractive.
If he got a decent haircut and got his beard fixed he'd be way above
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>>33961090
So express that. A good Dom listens. God dont be such a little bitch
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>>33961004
So much for leaving for good. It's nice to see how little self control you have, hopefully your new wife will catch on to that character flaw before too long.
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>>33961096
we agreed beforehand that, I would put her desires before mine and that the only limits I could have were things that would cause permanent health issues though
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>>33961089
I'm not falling for your trickery, woman. You just want to rope us in again and then put us down when you feel like it.
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As of late I've felt overly sensitive and easily emotionally moved. I'm not a brick wall of sterility, I actually long for a woman who really loves me. I think my brain has noticed I'm not gooning every day so it thinks I've become isolated or something.
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Men's fashion is so fucking expensive it's insane, women can just buy random crap off of temu and it'll look fine, but men, oh no, it's $100 minimum if you want style.
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>>33961102
Is anal rectal and colon damage not serious to you?
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>>33961089
>(there is no "friend")
your female intuition is failing you
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>>33961106
What are you talking about? Skinny girls with big boobs and cute butts can wear anything. Not the rest of us.
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>>33961107
well she uses lube and goes slow, I'm not sure if it actually results in any long term health issue, I mean porn stars do more extreme stuff all the time
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>>33960562
Unironically, I thought that way as a kid when Ocarina of time came out.
I wished that I would live long enough to play and finish it, I certainly wasn,t disappointed.
Don't think it ever happened that strongly again.
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>>33961092
They're doing that already, it's just not some 'heckin' viral trend/wave/core slop'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MisZzZzELSw
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>>33961112
Talk to a doctor.
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>>33961109
I doubt it.
No guy is going to vigorously debate a "friend's" opinion on a forum for no apparent reason.
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>>33961116
that sounds embarrassing, how should I frame it
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>mouthpussy
One of the most beatiful words in existence.
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>>33961117
Well apparently I am since I found his "idea" ludicrous but also funny, and he was so insistent that I wanted to see what /atoga/ fs would think
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>>33961121
The fuck does that even mean?
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>>33961125
Are you 12?
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>>33961090
maybe getting into a definitionally unequal relationship to fulfill your unhealthy fantasy is wrong. Who knew!?
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what's the zoomer equivalent of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pv45h3xmZwE
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>>33961118
Can anal sex or anal sex toy use lead to damage. Just like that. Dont you like being humiliated?
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>>33961128
I'm 34. I just don't know fucking made up new terms you fucks come up with. So what is it? When you make your mouth look like a pussy or what?
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>>33961131
well not by some random doctor
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>>33961130
some sort of irrelevant mumble rap that will be forgotten in a month
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>>33961132
Depressing...

It's using a mouth that can be used just like it were a pussy. Very little to no gag facefucking.
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>>33961132
it is pretty self explanatory
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>>33961129
but the unequalness is prt of it, I don't want to be an equal
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>>33961137
I have never heard that term used, I think you're full of shit. I just say I have no gag reflex.
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>>33961118
You seem exceptionally fucking stupid.
Get a grip.
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>>33961143
Stop hes getting hard!
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>>33961142
Ok, walking mouthpussy.
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There's a girl that wants to keep me around as a friend but perpetually keeps a weird and uncomfortable control on the friendship that makes it feel one-sided. But anytime I 'take the hint' and become distant she gets upset with me.

She's in a serious relationship, and so am I. She is not attractive and I know her enough to know I wouldn't want to date her. I like what we have in common and she is fun to be around, but its become more of an annoyance to jump through all the hoops in this friendship.
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>>33961138
It really isn't. It could've easily been one of those stupid things that have nothing to do with the naming convention. Like how a "tarantula hawk" is a wasp.
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>>33961130
probably this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDvLkUEg-I4
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>>33961146
Fuck you.
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>>33960949
>>>33960941
>YES YES YES YES
she said she was also busy, has to work on a report. Such bullshit.
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>>33961139
I wish i didnt relate to this so heavily..
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>>33961151
lol just google it you slutty little idiot.
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>>33961155
Need a mommy? Out of curiosity, did your real one not love you?
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>>33961156
Why am I getting so maf at shittalking on 4chan recently? Like I'm actually seething at being called names and it feels unnatural.
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>>33961062
The only evidence I've ever found that my parents have sex is myself and my brother. I've never overheard anything or found anything or caught them in improper moments or anything else like that. Most other people I've spoken to have at least heard something once. Very odd. Sometimes my dad will passionately kiss my mum in front of us or spank her so it's not like they're cold with each other.
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why is reading so slow and takes so much effort
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>>33960992
2015
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>>33961167
Well. That's true, I suppose.
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>>33961130
Knife Party was a big deal for us zoomers too. Probably some TikTok meme song is this decade’s equivalent.
https://youtu.be/9Rk2tuhNaoU
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>>33961168
Yup lol :’(
Site’s still fun, at least. I wouldn’t still be using it if there weren’t any people still worth talking to here.
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are thongs uncomfortable to wear?
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>>33961160
Strong neurotic moon phase.

Anyway, in your honor I will dedicate my next fap to a black girl getting her mouthpussy obliterated and think of you.
Isn't that romantic?
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>>33961160
hot
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>>33961158
No. My mom loved me fine. Im just naturally emotionally submissive and find comfort in relinquishing control to someone stronger extremely intimate and beautiful. I find the effort of being "the man" in a relationship exhausting and inauthentic. I know its what women want so I do it of course but it just feels wrong, like im LARPing as a persona to pretend like I am normal.
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>>33961171
Who cares?
They are hot.
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>>33961171
No. I'm wearing one most days becomes I like feeling is my under my boring clothes.
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>>33961173
>>33961174
I can't scream at work, and I can't share my frustration over text, so I'll just sit on this anger and let it motivate me to be mean to you guys later when I'm less reactive.
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>>33961181
You have no power over me, since I am not hornyposting with you.
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>>33961181
Can you send a vocaroo
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his eyes lit up talking about how he would be as a dad, his voice had new energy to it. how he would teach them things, how he would discipline and we like the same name for a hypothetical kid and would use the same jokey nickname to tease them with

has he probably thought about or imagined how it would be like with me since I talked about it with him? what if he brings it up again
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>>33961106
Men’s fashion relies more on materials than shape of clothing, which makes it inherently more expensive. A badly fitted pair of trousers made of fine cashmere looks better than perfectly fitting poly crap and so on.
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>>33961185
>has he probably thought about or imagined how it would be like with me since I talked about it with him?
Are you going out?
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>>33961171
yes a bit, but i don't have much experience wearing them all the time.
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>>33961183
If you (You) me, you're hornyposting with me. You just don't realize it yet.
>>33961184
Tonight I'll drink and post a depressed voca about hating myself so you'll feel bad and not fap to it.
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>>33961189
You will be taught.
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>>33961191
I have never fapped to anything posted here I just want something funny
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Why are Austrians so pleasant to be around despite speaking the same language as Germans, a people who will insult and mock you for no reason other than that they are bored and want to start shit?
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>>33961191
Uh no, that's just one sided infatuation and nothing more.
But if you made thst voca slutty, I'd maybe make an exception for you.
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>>33961195
So you're saying the Germans are like the French?
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>>33961199
Worse.
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>>33961200
Well I might be biased, but I have met more friendly Germans than French.
Needless to say, I fully support shitting on both countries.
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>>33961195
I don’t know why germans are like that.
>>33961199
Worse
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>>33961203
Germans from North Rhine-Westphalia (Bonn-Köln) and Bavaria are pleasant to a degree as long as you don't try to read between the lines too hard in your interactions with them, but the rest act like dickheads for no reason. Austrians on the other hand are lovely.
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>>33960878
Explain the prison sexual protection racket.
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>>33961194
This is upsetting in a different way.
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>>33960880
Nta
I think women are naturally lesbians, if they weren't birth rates wouldn't be where they are now
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>>33961206
You know how like in prison you have to agree to being a gang's bitch so they can fuck you gently in exchange for you not being more violently raped by them or a rival gang, especially if you don't join? Women's relationships with men according to one conceptualization are like that. They're pressured into subservient sexual-romantic relationships to "nice guys" who benefit from 'protecting" them from rapers and abusers.
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>>33960955
Nah, they start worshipping other men and become gay by proxy. Especially through modern porn culture with male gaze.
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>>33961158
>need a mommy
Yeah ngl.
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>>33961196
I don't do requests.
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>>33961188
not exactly but we are intimate. he's admitted to having feelings for me that aren't just sexual.
>>33961192
is it really just exposure therapy? it feels uncomfortable riding up my butt crack. i have a pair or two i could try wearing again but idk
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>>33961004
Men are turning women gay because of their closet homosexuality.
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>>33961195
I had nothing but pleasant experiences around Germans when I visited Western Europe.
To my surprise, the Swiss were the rudest people I met.
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>>33961205
>North Rhine-Westphalia (Bonn-Köln)
They are annoying. Too “modern”.
>bavaria
No they’re not. Bavaria is peak german autism.
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>>33961092
Men have allways done that, it's called being gay.
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>>33961216
If you’re fucking, he probably did. If it’s just friendship, unlikely. Well, I don’t think about having kids with my female friends when talking to them, at least.
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>>33961217
Is this projection
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>>33961169
This goes in nephew
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>>33961215
Sure you don't, neurotic girlie.
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Girls, do you like licking a guy's chest and stomach?
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>>33961205
>North Rhine-Westphalia
How oddly specific.
Bavarians are close to Austria and even see themselves as a bit different, see this:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wei%C3%9Fwurst%C3%A4quator

Have you been to Germany and Austria or why this categorization?
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>>33961226
Die.
>>33961227
Yes.
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>>33961199
when i went to europe and lived for a bit it was funny how flipped the perceptions vs reality is. French people are usually fine and can be extremely kind. Germans are near-universally repulsive and their social cultural norms are annoying as sin. I know the german autism meme is tired but I couldn't get it out of my mind. The random, abrupt comments, the fucking staring. They behave like low level autistics very commonly.
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The people I got along with best when I visited Europe were from central Italy.
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>>33961237
I absolutely agree that Germans share some kind of autism gene. lol
We make fun of them frequently because of it. And Germans make fun of it themselves too, quite a few are aware of it.
Germans over 50 are generally horribly unlikeable though and I doubt there is any place with more unlikeable boomers as Germany.
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>>33961234
I have encountered Austrians multiple times in my travels through international academia, particularly the Viennese. I have encountered North Rhine-Westphalians many times in my other career as a nonprofit volunteer. I have been in and out of both countries for public speaking events and workshops. These are of course rough generalisations and nothing truly quantifiable.
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>>33961239
Italians are great people in my experience. Spanish too. Most of southern europe, really. The annoying euros usually came from eastern europe, Czechia, Poland and the likes. Northern europe sans Finland, too. Germans have their weirdness they are ok.
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>>33961239
i wanna go to italy so bad man

fucking hate how boring the midwest usa is
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It's crazy how I take anything seriously when I am literally God hallucinating the present moment.
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>>33961248
Czech women have gorgeous facial expressions in their eyes.
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Are americans actually insane?
Why are they all pretending that Ariana Grande doesn't have an eating disorder
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Since everything is but an apparition,
Perfect in being what it is,
Having nothing to do with good and bad,
Acceptance or rejection,
You might as well burst out laughing!
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>>33961249
You have two options. One is go to college and apply for a study abroad scholarship.

The other is marry someone in the American military and apply for OCONUS jobs with The American Military-Industrial Empire that grant you spousal hiring preference.
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>>33961252
I'm a 200+ lbs. American man in his 30s whose metabolism is slowed from an opioid habit and excessive hamburger eating and I wish I had the physique of Ariana Grande.
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>>33961251
Every single Czech I met was a normie psycho, man or woman. Germans are rude but they are all eccentric in some way, I’d much rather deal with them.
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>>33961223
we are, but we were close friends for a long time and he admitted feelings a few years ago and I didn't do anything about it, and again recently retold me after we've been intimate.

should i playfully bring up the idea again, in a way that doesn't say i want them with him per se? he's got me thinking about a possibility in the future, maybe
>>33961227
absolutely, especially if it's licking off cum off him. i also want to give a guy rasperries and hear/see him laugh
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>>33961255
i refuse to assist the judeo-raytheonian alliance by joining the current US military and I'm too dumb for higher education so i guess ill just keep saving my pennies until i can go
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>>33961248
I just came back from a trip to Spain and most people were friendly, however a few were very cold and unfriendly if you didn't speak Spanish. I had only learned some basics for getting a round and knowing how to order etc.
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>>33961261
Tell you what, since you seem to blame Jews for everything how about you save up for a plane ticket to Tel Aviv and see how well this nonsense you're spouting plays with the customs officer you speak to at Ben-Gurion airport.
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>>33961261
We don't want your ilk here in Europe.
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>>33961264
Sorry anon, the Israeli-Raytheonian alliance

does that hurt your feelings less?
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>>33961259
>should i playfully bring up the idea again, in a way that doesn't say i want them with him per se?
I mean, that is a really good way to spook him out if he’s just interested in casual sex. But this is not necessarily a bad thing. It’s basically asking him to engage in a relationship with you.
>>33961261
If you save some money and buy a small business in the countryside, you can get residency and even citizenship in Italy. It won’t be an easy life, though. Rural southern europe is very underdeveloped.
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>>33960534
>so you don't have an adrenaline inducing hobby like most guys do?
What, do normal guys spend their free time skydiving or parkouring? What is she on about?
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I've decided what tattoo to get. It won't be exactly the same, but it will be in this style and on this place.
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Why men drool over Dua Lipa? Is there any male who can explain what makes her so attractive to men?
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>>33961273
So an anine girl... lol
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>>33961274
>Why men drool over Dua Lipa?
She is more literate than you, that's for sure.
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>>33961275
ahegao+succubus+nude
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>>33961274
Men drool over every women, more news at 11
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>>33961278
Yeah, an anime girl. lmao
For sure this will skyrocket your chance with women!
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>>33961274
>Why men drool over Dua Lipa?
Do we? She looks pretty normal for mediterranean standards. Perhaps above average. It must be a brit thing.
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>>33961268
okay this is really stupid but i have to ask, because after the conversation much later he sent me a pic of a quirky babydoll he found while at a store and that spooked me. was he trying to be cheeky and flirt and/or taunt me because i find them creepy? that spooked me in both ways
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>>33961280
Self-expression is about being myself. My life doesn't revolve around women or other people in general.
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>>33961289
So hentai is an integral part of your life...?
You are digging your hole even deeper, buddy.
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>>33961274
The only men I've ever met who care about Dua Lipa are gays
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>>33961274
Maybe it's her personality? There's hotter singers

>>33961284
>mediterranean
worse, she's Alb*nian.
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>>33961290
>So hentai is an integral part of your life
Yes, hentai was what made me, me. Now I'm promiscuous and always horny, that's why I want a succubus tattoo.
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oh uh... Clock is ticking for women
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I hate women.
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>>33961298
why don't you just get a real succubus to mark you permanently? i have a permanent mark from a spirit lover, it just appeared on me one day
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Why has ATOGA suddenly been targeting Swiss users?
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>>33961252
>Why are they all
Did you know that some of us aren't constantly sharing our unsolicited opinions on social media and that anyone with a lick of common sense is aware that woman has an eating disorder
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>>33961299
I was actually talking about this on /his/ the other day lol

No one has the attention span to read books anymore. Everyone would rather watch a youtube video on a topic than read the source material that said video is based on. You got arm-chair experts who believe they're experts because they watched a 20-episode youtube series on a topic. And with short-form media like reels/shorts/tiktok it's only going to get worse.
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A waiter just told me “enjoy” and I said “I will”
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>>33961211
No. Men don't do that. They just fake not being rapers and abusers for a little bit. And the only one that wishes they could be gay all the time is your mom.
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>>33961261
>so i guess ill just keep saving my pennies until i can go
Do that, you won't regret it. The hardest part about traveling is just getting time off work for it.
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>>33961312
The vast majority of men are not rapists or abusers and will never become rapists or abusers.
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Jews? Arabs? Anglos? Saxons? Celts? Asians? Womans? Yes. All of them are to blame along with the rest.
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>>33961314
The posts on /adv/ and especially /atoga/ indicate otherwise.
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>>33961302
>real succubus
My level in summoning magic is too low for that.
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>>33961317
NTA but speak for your own posts
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>>33961317
It helps to understand why people use this site. Most of what you see here is people venting or posting the things they can't and wouldn't post anywhere else because they don't honestly believe them, they're just being hyperbolic and trying to get attention.
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>>33961308
holy chad
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>>33961317
It's just banter. IMAO SAM KRILA KRILA LEPTIRA! LETIO SAM NEKAD LETIO SAM JA!
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I'm not gay, but my usual alcohol is strawberry cider.
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Would be talking out loud if it weren't for this place
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Why am I so fucking introverted? How do I fix myself? Why do I love online gaming more than outdoor games?
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What's something you wish would be socially accepted by members of the other sex but almost universally isn't? What's something you wish you could share with them, but cannot?
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>>33961334
You should try more things with more effort.
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>>33961335
M
Them just running around fully naked.
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>>33961314
>The vast majority of men are not rapists or abusers and will never become rapists or abusers.
Hahahaha no. Most men are and they just go where they are accepted until everyone can lie for them. Men really are absolutely blind enablers to the vast majoroty of them because they don't talk about "emotional crap" because that would mean holding their bros accountable for all those crazy exes of theirs.
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>>33961334
Start doing introverted outdoor things, like hiking mountains.
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>>33961340
You have an extremely warped view of men that is almost entirely detached from reality.
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>>33961335
M
>What's something you wish would be socially accepted by members of the other sex but almost universally isn't?
Casual sex without dates. I would like to use Tinder like Grindr, so I could just write something like, "Hey, nice pussy there, wanna bang?" and it would work.
inb4: I want it to work for everyone, not only for the top 1% of men with bottom-tier whores.
>What's something you wish you could share with them, but cannot?
Sex drive.
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horny. horny. horny. How do i stoP?
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>>33961195
Austrians ("Eastern Empire-ers") are Germans.
I've only been to Austria and Southwest Germany, so I couldn't say. Southern Germans are Celto-Germanics, while North Germans almost pure Germanic.
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>>33961335
M

Women playing grand strategy games. If I had the power I'd make women who didn't play them social pariahs. It'd make for a way more colorful world.
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I don't mind holding my mobile phone above the table in public while posting in /atoga/ 90% of the people don't even know what this is. I am more embarrassed looking at Instagram because you will see much worse things there than /atoga/
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>>33961349
>Austrians ("Eastern Empire-ers") are Germans
The culture and mentality is not the same.
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>>33961348
Death
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>>33961351
Pretty funny how the internet ended up.
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>>33961348
https://x.com/PicturesFoIder/status/1991534713484222769
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How many of you is this? Be honest
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>>33961335
Male
I wish women liked men and wanted marriage and kids, but most do not.
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>>33961361
In 2010 I was 6
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>>33961361
New people come old people go away. But you will see these people mostly on /his/. On every other board they are made fun off even on /x/
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>>33961361
I was never an internet atheist. I was agnostic for a long time and honestly I still probably fall into that category.
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>>33961335
M

my feelings. i always feel deeply afraid she'll not "see" me as a man anymore if she thinks I feel things *too* strongly so i just bury everything to maintain a stable baseline of functionality. I don't really know where the line between "not emotional enough" and "you're being dramatic aren't you supposed to be a man" is so I'm deathly afraid of going past it.
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>>33961351
I sat behind a tranny on the bus one time and he opened up tumblr and I just had to sit there and watch him scroll past three dicks

The shit people look at in public is crazy
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>>33961369
Crazy. They should at least get that privacy screen.
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>>33961361
I sincerely doubt these are the same people. You're doing the "every community is an absolute monolith" thing.
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>>33961361
For me it was reversed. I was a lawful good christianin, pro-marriage dude in 2010. Now I'm a chaotic neutral, transhumanist, hedonistic bi fuckboy. Society is shit, the world is dead, so why don't you have fun?
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>>33961361
>is this
Anyway, I have been here longer than 2010 and always shat and christcucks.
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how do women feel about stealthing

what if its anal stealthing and there is no chance of pregnancy
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>>33961369
This is what happens when you live a sterilized, atomized life of "go to work and go home" like many east asians do. You stop seeing the humans around you as people you can relate to.

This is the path we're on in the western world, too. People mock waifu culture and that dude that married a hologram in Japan, but if you have kids this will be the social landscape they begin to inherit.
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Remember when that guy married hatsuno milku
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>>33960556
pls respond
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How do I find a bf when average moid thinks calling random women whores is rizz?
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>>33961362
real :(
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>>33961389
Just date a fat and balding guy.
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>>33961378
If this is what I think it means, then any guy who does it should be executed. That's literal nightmare fuel.
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>>33961389
It's actually pretty easy to avoid men like that. But men like that are often confident because they are also often attractive, so women will pretend they don't notice that kind of thing.
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>>33961361
I had my insufferable new atheist phase in 2007-2011, but I honestly didn't post about it here. I got here in 2006.
I was an extremely stoned "eclectic occultist" from 2011 to about 2019, and then I began to consider Christianity.

I have sincerely always wanted to be a family man, but I do indeed plan to raise my children as Christians, much to the shock of my angsty inner child.
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>>33961378
NAG, but what does that mean?
I've heard that word used in the context of trans people not disclosing that they're trans, but I'm not sure that's what you mean here.
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Many if not all of my problems could be solved if I were in bed with a femanon right now.
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>>33961389
I don't know ma'am that's pretty tellin especially when women tell me to kill myself 24/7 I don't hold that against them love if they be feelin like that about someone they barely know imagine what's harder than bein with that kind of un-passionate type of sort love it gets mad out here I'm an honest sort of guy, but a lot of these women have been on and off STDs since EARLY. AGES. put it bluntly they do not give a FUCK about anything that is not having that kind of good sex or being with someone that makes it look that way (the very least) That's a bad role model but many women these days grow up with no role models, that's their advisor.

I'm more one-dimensional, I put a lot of care into my integrity and it seems like women the logic's so different, highest bidder. HAHAHAHAHAHA love you'll find the right type, you just won't be the right type for him. Don't self identify with whores, that's below you. I don't self I dentify with retardeds regardless how many women-folk put me in that bracket! Rise above.
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AIGHT IMMA HITTING THE LIQUOR
WATCHOUT FAGGOTS HA HAAA
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>>33961397
Removing a condom during sex without telling the person you're fucking.
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Women have to be nice to me today since I have a cold.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXLHWmjA5IE
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>>33961402
Whew, I'd say that constitutes rape or at least sexual assault of some kind.
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>>33961316
Based Latino-anon
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>>33961399
trvke
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I’ve been thinking about converting to Islam. I used to be one of the biggest Islam critics because of negative news and propaganda, but my perspective has changed.

I’m 31 next year, working a comfortable but dead-end job, and I don’t have close friends or family. My life is basically just work and home. There’s a strong Muslim community here, and they’ve always been kind to me, so I feel drawn to them.

To be honest, I don’t currently believe in Islam or its teachings, I’m mainly considering converting because I’m looking for a sense of community and connection. Has anyone been through something similar?
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Based. I love booze cruising (in Minecraft). I love feeling the sun on my skin and the wind in my hair as I drive while heavily intoxicated (in Minecraft).
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we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively

if you reflect this statement it says

wait, it's all me experiencing myself?

wait it was always just me talking to and interacting with myself and walking inside of a world that is just an extension of my being not even an extension just literally me i am above god? literally yes i am playing a divine cosmic game where i trick myself it's essentially tom and jerry you figured it out this is the nature of the game you really are god the one typing this is above god all encompassing nothing and everything a paradox its crazy huh but its like what else could you have ever been and this post will be replied to and you will doubt yourself once again but deep down in you always know what you really are like you always have because think about it isn't it obvious you're in a dream how do you believe any of it is truly real when it obviously isn't
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>>33961412
>I’ve been thinking about converting to Islam.
>To be honest, I don’t currently believe in Islam or its teachings,
lol. You can be friends with Muslims without converting, anon.
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>>33961412
Don't. Not because it's Islam but because it's deeply disrespectful and dishonest to convert for social, material reasons - to any faith of any kind. Do not patronize their spiritual guidance and cultural/religious heritage by using it as a social bonding mechanism in such a cynical way.

I say this as an absolute atheist, btw. But spirituality of all kinds is a sincere, internal and personal affair. The average person of any faith usually does not see it so seriously, but you're still mocking their heritage by wearing it like a costume and pretending to care about it.
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This gorgeous woman I know was drunk as fuck and wandered up to me, did a whole body shiver, and then explained the shiver as being caused by me being "very attractive". I then proceeded to insult her by telling her she looked like she needed a smoke break. (This was accidental). Assuming she even remembers this, what do you think my chances are of getting with her when she's sober?
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Feeling sick to my stomach
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>>33961427
Bellow or above?
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Both genders
How do I know if a cashier is flirting with me or just being nice? We've talked several times and she voluntarily tells me personal details about her life/day unrelated to work
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>>33961418
But to connect on a deeper level, you need to be the same as them.
>>33961421
I’m not disrespecting anything. People join religions for all kinds of reasons, community, structure, support and belief often comes later. I’m not lying to anyone, I’m literally being upfront about where I’m at. Wanting connection isn’t cynical, it’s human. Chill.
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One time my brother's girlfriend made him these super fucking good chocolate chip cookies, so while my brother went to work I ate his cookies and then I put the bag on the ground and made it look all chewed up then blamed it on our puppy.
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>>33961430
Why the fuck are you flirting with a cashier? I hope you're only trying to fuck her once and move on, not make her your lifelong partner. Ask yourself how smart someone must be if they're working as a fucking cashier
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>>33961432
>But to connect on a deeper level, you need to be the same as them.
Forcing yourself to convert to their religion will only make them more distant to you. You would be an imposter.
>I’m not disrespecting anything.
I am a Christian and agree wholeheartedly with what the atheist has to say. You can't expect anyone to have respect for you if you're the kind of person who tries on religions like hats.
Just spend more time in the Muslim community. I have no doubts that they would receive you warmly even if you don't believe in Islam; you said that they're already quite friendly to you.

I mean... have you even read any of their scripture? Have you listened to what any imams have to say?
It isn't wise to "fake it till you make it" with regards to religion. Your lack of faith would make you a sorry excuse for a Muslim, the last thing their community needs.
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Girls, would you be upset if a guy pinched your nose while his dick was in your mouth without telling you he was going to do that?
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>>33961440
The girl circle managed to converge upon the star once /cgl/ was added, and the Wapanese circle has instead become "social media users" or maybe just "phoneposters."
I remember when this was first posted :o)
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>>33961440
Well people seem to hate paedophiles now. At least performatively
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>>33961432
>I’m not lying to anyone
You are. And if you think that will make you happy, fine. But don't expect people not to point out how comically untrue that statement is, come on now lmao.
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>>33961445
>and the Wapanese circle has instead become "social media users" or maybe just "phoneposters."
Wouldn't that be under "retards"? Or are there no more waps?
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>>33961449
I'd say retards are a different ball of yarn, like the guys who deliberately enter threads about things they don't like and are mad at what they read, or people who legitimately can't stop inserting their off-topic special interests into any conversation.
I don't see many wapanese people anymore. I think that type of guy has been replaced by ironic weebs, which includes white people, SEA people, Yuros and Latinos as far as I can tell.
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>>33961409
I am not THAT balck.
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looks like i figured it out, again.

WE are the universe. wait, solipsism is true for US?

lol. lmao even.
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>>33961447
There's still loads of blatant pedophilia on 4chan.
/c/, [s4s] and /v/ are full of them, for example. Probably /trash/ and /b/ as well.
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>>33961453
i feel like ironic weebs are just younger people with a similar psychological profile to regular weebs but with the post-2010 zoomer penchant for constant insincerity, irony and "its just a meme lmao" culture out of a desperate fear of being cringe.
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>>33961455
oh yeah, prove i
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>>33961458
Yeah there's a huge hypocritical current to it. I mean it's blatantly just "I do not like this group of people so I will accuse them of the most socially repugnant behaviour there is. Also, that behaviour is based when we do it, T_T uooooooooooooooohhhh cunny"
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>>33961453
yes but people who phonepost are usually giant faggot-ass retards as well
>I think that type of guy has been replaced by ironic weebs
I fucking hate those people. Irony is fucking gross and passe why can't zoomers actually like things that aren't politics?
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>>33961463
The borderline mainstream adoption of that Dorontabi tweet is fucking wild to me lol
I mean it was funny in the same way that Pedobear was funny, but I see so much completely unironic uuooohhhh posting. Weird times
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>>33961464
Ironic weebs aren't ironic about the fact they like weeb stuff. They're just leaning into the fun of ahegao hoodies and boob mouse pads rather than enjoying them purely for actual sexual purposes.
Also, ironic weebs are/were an old gen z thing, I don't think post-covid gen z has them
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>>33961447
that was just a reaction of pedos being the last thing "everyone" could hate following the intentional increase in what is considered acceptable behavior in the world. All the bad mojo people would feel towards others had to coalesce onto the one last group you can shittalk without repercussion.
tl;dr: the hate's largely artificial
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Girls, do you think if the age of consent was 14, most men would watch porn with 14 year old girls?
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>>33961467
>I don't think post-covid gen z has them
damn, that whole generation thing broke down quickly. Not even 80 years and people are splitting it up more and more because of the ubiquity of information/media.
Whatever, generational delineations are pretty much astrology for people who watch too much TV
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the fact that i dont have an alt girl gf that smokes cigarettes and sucks cock is proof solipsism is true and that desiring another was always just an illusion
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>>33961361
not me that is very gay and cringe and american
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>>33961471
>Whatever, generational delineations are pretty much astrology for people who watch too much TV
At this point, pretty much. Millennials were already basically just gen x jr.
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I got my eyes dilated i can’t see anything i need a man to take me home
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>>33961475
I'd feel honored
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>>33961475
Where's your boyfriend
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>>33961472
Using solipsism as an unhealthy way to cope with tfw no gf is really fucking funny
Are you enjoying sailing?
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>>33961475
Sloot...
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>>33961361
LOL I hated seeing so many people do this just to be contrarian. I remember seeing a teenager describe Christianity as this "awesome counterculture". What is the cure for getting zoomers to have a historical basis more than 10 years old? It's like they can't see past their noses
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Girls, do you want your man to spank you on a daily basis?
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>>33961476
I think he overreacted slightly but was right to leave.
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>>33961471
I think COVID was the big delineator. There's a marked difference between zoomers who graduated before COVID/as it was just starting vs. those that went through school while it was going on.
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OH MY GOD I CANT SEE
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>>33961469
I think that you're a pedophile and you need to be chemically castrated.
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>>33961476
he has dignity, she has the clap
answer this yourself tardre
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>>33961487
https://youtu.be/4y92XgkA4fI
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>>33961421
Bitch, the Golden Horde converted to Islam when they conquered Baghdad and no one gives THEM shit about it. Probably helps that they beheaded the Caliph, but still.
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>>33961469
Age of consent is not age of majority.
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>>33961483
>What is the cure for getting zoomers to have a historical basis more than 10 years old?
The passage of time, I would hope. It's not like many of us millennials were much better at their age or right now.
Ignorant, loudmouthed people have always existed.
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Twerking can genuinely make a 10/10 woman go down to a 2/10 for me.
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>>33961486
no, people were saying this about boomers and gen x (generation jones) and millenials and zoomers (zillenials). It can only get further stratified.
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>>33961497
This but the opposite
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>>33961495
She's cute.
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Britain is such a weird country to me because even poor welfare bums ('on the dole' council estate residents) go on holiday to Europe. Here in America only rich wealthy people or military and diplomats have any reason to go to Europe, much less the resources to.
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>>33961499
this. is that ass tournament legal i don't know but I'd like to find out
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>>33961502
>Here in America only rich wealthy people or military and diplomats have any reason to go to Europe, much less the resources to.
Anon... they can take a train to Europe. We have to take an international flight there. You ninny.
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>>33961502
??? I went to Europe when I was dead broke between years of my university education.
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If I move to a trailer park near the Mexico border with America, am I going to get stabbed or mugged by the bad hombres who are sneaking across the border to bring drugs and rape to Americans?
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>>33961502
Why would you want to come to Europe? It's a shithole
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>>33961496
>It's not like many of us millennials were much better at their age or right now
More millennials could tell me who Rodney Dangerfield, Jack Kerouac, and Johnny Carson were than zoomers could. Millennials generally have had a better grasp on history and modern culture, despite not being born into those parts of time.
>Ignorant, loudmouthed people have always existed.
Yes but there seem to be a lot more now and blaming the electric jew isn't working
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>>33961507
Probably not, no.
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>>33961511
>More millennials could tell me who Rodney Dangerfield, Jack Kerouac, and Johnny Carson were than zoomers could.
We had more of a unified culture growing up, ironically thanks to cable television.
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>>33961508
Not for the probably insane xenophobic reasons you think (I'm anticipating you're one of the chronically online, chronically angry dudes who blames all their problems on Muslim immigrants).

The reason it has shithole elements is because historic town squares are filled with fucking Burger Kings and KFCs instead of locally owned businesses and arts-entertainment venues. The shithole-ism is caused by glocalization and generic American-led corporate culture, not whatever batshit, bloodshot-eyed, foaming at the mouth explanation you were about to cook up.
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>>33961515
Yeah, people used to watch old movies on TV all the time. There was a time where almost everybody in America had seen Casablanca. I think most zoomers have probably never heard of it.
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>>33961511
Wasn't Johnny Carson the tree-hugger activist that wrote Silent Spring?

I only know Rodney Dangerfield because there was a cartoon movie that had him as a dog.
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>>33961502
I'm not going to a country that wants my fingerprints and eyeball scans for visiting. I'll keep my happy little ass in the Americas if that's the case
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>>33961502
I can take a cruise to Barcelona for $700. That's not "rich people" money, it's "has a job" money.
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>>33961519
This hit me in a grug thread on /v/ once. It's a recurring thread where we all post in-character as cavemen, if you're unaware of it. "Grug play rockstation, etc"
A younger poster chimed in and expressed that they were confused by how well everyone was able to play along with the bit, and I almost asked them
>what, you didn't watch The Flintstones when you were a kid?
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>>33961521
>Wasn't Johnny Carson the tree-hugger activist that wrote Silent Spring?
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>>33961523
Most working, ordinary people don't even have 700 US in their bank account.

https://youtube/cMXhWf0vE7c
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>>33961515
I remember going to college and wondering why other zoomers never liked Adult Swim shows like space ghost, harvey birdman, or ATHF. Maybe that plays into it. When I went there everyone was watching shonenshit anime, TADC, and drinking boba. It was awful
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>>33961529
some shonenshit have very enjoyable adaptations to be fair. That is, if you can enjoy animation solely for the actual artistic quality in isolation.
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>>33961502
>Britain is such a weird country to me because even poor welfare bums ('on the dole' council estate residents) go on holiday to Europe
Yeah I've heard you guys get real fucking stupid about "Europe holidays". Like some of you think it's pretentious to have gone to Europe. I remember a shitload of Americans dogpiled some Belgian girl for saying she had a mental breakdown and visited Paris to take a break because they were so incredibly stupid it didn't occur to them that visiting Paris might be cheap for Belgians (or wherever she was from). Dumbest shit I ever heard.
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>>33961529
I'm a millennial and I thought the humor in those shows was ass when I was growing up and all of my peers were watching them late at night while high on whippets, robo, and percs. I think that's the key aspect there, you had to be stoned to enjoy that shit.
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>>33961508
The cathedrals alone make it worth visiting.
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>>33961534
I enjoyed them as a sober child, but I won’t pretend most of it wasn’t stoner comedy.
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>>33961529
I'm on the older gen z side so when I first went to uni the anime society was full of bland looking men and some women who only wanted to talk about MHA and Fate. When I left it was full of the hot girls and boys and they only wanted to talk about Serial Experiments Lain and Madoka Magica.
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>>33961535
I like Halgrimskirkja in Iceland but it's not much bang for your buck. You're basically just paying the equivalent of 14 US to walk through a small, safe bell tower with a few plaques talking about the history of Icelandic religion. Which is too peaceful to be interesting. There weren't any assassinations or executions like there were during the English Revolution.

Like, cool, dude, Icelanders woke up and decided they wanted to be Lutherans one day. Where's the entertainment value in that?
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>>33961541
The English Reformation, but you know what the fuck I meant.
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>>33961508
Most of Europe is in the absolute top percent of places to live. I think you live a very sheltered life or else you're a Slav
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>>33961502
When I went to Britain like a decade ago, the only thing I did was eat chips, drink draft beer, eat burgers and seafood.

Was fun.
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>>33961540
>When I left it was full of the hot girls and boys and they only wanted to talk about Serial Experiments Lain and Madoka Magica
Madoka being an "older anime" is fucking me up I didn't need to read this
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>>33961544
The only thing I don't like about Europe is that my drug of choice isn't legal in most European countries despite being sold over the counter like coffee in the USA.
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>>33961546
I went to Liverpool and got depressed because it was winter and none of the English people wanted to talk to me. I asked a Polish woman working at a coffee shop out on a date but she said she had a boyfriend. That was literally the only interaction I had with another human being there besides heckling a Beatles cover band. Also it rained at really fucking random times there, like it would be sunny one moment and the next you'd be in flood conditions. Jesus fucking Christ, mate.
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>>33961554
Sounds like a gigantic skill issue, Liverpool is a fun city and the people are friendly. Winter will make it harder tho but only because nobody wants to be outside
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>>33961554
oh yeah, I'm already a social recluse so I wasn't really exploring England on that front.
I was a fat ass anyway, so people left me alone.
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>>33961532
>if you can enjoy animation solely for the actual artistic quality in isolation
I can, but when the environment around it feels like a kids' how then the illusion breaks down. There are limits to appreciating animation.
>>33961537
I was the same case and I still enjoy ATHF
>>33961547
I don't think that's what he meant. In that case Ika musume would be an older anime and that isn't right, right?
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>>33961541
>You're basically just paying the equivalent of 14 US to walk through a small, safe bell tower with a few plaques talking about the history of Icelandic religion.
That's my shit! That's a fun time to me.
One I've visited that still sticks out to me is the Ulm Minster. I climbed to the top and got a great view.
At the time, it was the tallest church on the planet. Technically not a cathedral, just a church.
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>>33961541
>here weren't any assassinations or executions like there were during the English Revolution
would reading about those instead be more "exciting" to you?
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>>33961561
Yes, I demand blood.
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can a woman confirm / make corrections? i think i finally can explain female/submissive sexuality.

Its easiest if you look at it from a biological perspective: if a man only cares to satisfy himself selfishly, he still ultimately gets the woman pregnant. but if a woman only cares to satisfy herself, she might not get pregnant. It is only when she's satisfying someone else, that woman gets pregnant. This is why women only find it satisfying to serve, rather than simply taking what they want selfishly, which isn't satisfying.

now it is not actually that they like serving, or being nice to you per say (though ofc they might.) Its more like, they want to be gratified through a man satisfying his desire using her body, often to the point of being at her own expense. it's a feeling almost like wanting to be attacked, or a deer that wants to be eaten, and torn into.
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>>33961562
go to prague
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>>33961478
Help
I have to zoom in so crazy to even barely see
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>>33961563
If this is something that interests you, why not just pick up an evo-psych book instead of writing up this surface level speculative word salad?
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>>33961569
Why would mommy's smart little boy ever need to read a book? He's a boy genius
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>>33961563
>per say
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How do I avoid getting an erection if I go to the beach with other girls?
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>>33961573
Nah I didn't mean it in a harsh way to him. I really see the point of his post, I just don't get why people like this don't take the natural route and actually read a book on the subject. It's like people that get really into philosophy-slop youtube videos instead of just sitting down for 10 minutes to actually READ the philosophers they're talking and reading about.

Like going to a steakhouse and ordering only sides and then spending 45 minutes talking about the quality of the steaks before going home and saying you have a solid grasp on the steakhouse's quality.
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>>33961569
go find me one then
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>>33961580
You get your chemically castrated for being a mindless beast.
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>>33961566
Everyone I've known who's been to Prague has praised the penis and vagina massages given by the sex workers there.
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>>33961583
https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=recommended+reading+on+evolutionary+psychology
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>>33961590
That's a man in a dress!
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>>33961582
I know, but I believe a little ribbing at his expense could help hammer home the value of actually reading about things instead of trying to reinvent the wheel with regards to any given subject.
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>>33961569
its actually really hard to articulate clearly in simple terms, you can't just say "submissive means they like to serve". it isn't that they like to serve, its not that simple. vaginas only like it when being used to please someone else, and get off through being used WITH someone else. if they aren't satisfying you highly, they don't find it satisfying, so they'll want you to do shockingly selfish things to them and just go to town, because that does satisfy them.
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>>33961590
"Pretty" has no value entering 2026.
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Humanity must be destroyed.
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>>33961601
Again, nothing you're saying about the topic of psychology and the specific psychology of submissive traits is either correct or original. Go and open a fucking book man. I promise you will be deeply surprised at how much of your thoughts have been actively considered and expanded upon by tons of people for a very long time.
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>>33961487
you need to calm down you are freaking me out
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>>33961590
yes
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>>33961343
No, you have an extremely detatched view of womens lived experiences and probably think the sexual assault and domestic violence statistics are made up.
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>>33961606
why are you being so haughty about it? just tell me the name of the damn book you read
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>>33961442
Bite
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>>33961469
I think if you watch women with bald vagina you should be relieved of your penis.
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Femanons
Do you wear accessories? like rings, bracelets, necklaces etc.
What kind?
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>>33961622
If you really need to be handheld despite the internet being at your fingertips, that's you first and primary issue. But I'll help you anyway.

Read Freud and Jung to learn about the history of psychology itself. Read Dawkins to learn about how it's applied to evolutionary psychology at a very broad and fundamental level. Read Steven Pinker after that. Good luck.
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>>33961518
NTA, but sure, that's the reason. Has nothing to do with Dublin looking like Karnataka or Mogadishu.
>>33961544
Yes, cramped, expensive cities with no significant international industry and which are full of people who either hate the local culture and want to destroy it or are from some other part of the world are definitely where everyone wants to live.
>>33961502
Visiting mainland Europe is far cheaper for people living in Britain than it is for people in the US.
>>33961527
Most people put it on a credit card and pay it off with their next paycheck or two. Not that it would be worth the money, just saying.
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>>33961621
lel your average woman is incredibly abusive and nagging towards men. when is a woman ever not the one just attacking her man constantly or telling him to do this or that and pointing fingers, its always her not the man, guy just chill, men give women so much grace. you are all abusive towards us and hate men.
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>>33961621
Even if we assume that the statistics are completely, 100% accurate, you're acting as though it isn't the same minority of men committing the vast majority of those rapes and abuses, but we know for a fact from multiple studies and data sources that it is actually a small minority of men who commit any violent crime at all.
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>>33961637
>Femanons
>Do you wear accessories? like rings, bracelets, necklaces etc.
>What kind?
>Watch
>necklace
I can't wear it anymore, ive been told I shouldn't and read it doesnt help
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>>33961641
you're acting like some generic ass evolutionary psychology book will teach me female psychology. i don't care about psychology but honestly now that you say it maybe i should try give it at least a shot, just to see whats up. i also don't care about evolutionary explainations for things, i want to understand things in real terms, using the actual feelings involved in the woman to do what she does, not some "muh caveman do x" just so story.
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>>33961655
What do you mean?
You mean they don't look good on you?
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>>33961657
The entire reason women do those things is because of evolutionary reasons.
>in real terms
They do. The argument is that a lot of our behavior and emotions are motivated by unconscious, automatic and compulsive signals in our minds that manifest in our emotions and influence our states of mind. Because that IS what happens.
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>>33961637
I had a pair of earrings that I wore all the time but one of them broke. Other than that I only wear jewellery when I have to dress up
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>>33961335
>What's something you wish would be socially accepted by members of the other sex but almost universally isn't?
M
being masked up 24/7
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Women, do you love your boyfriend enough to allow him to place a microchip in your body and monitor your location and vital information at all times?
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Women, would you prefer it if you were oviparous rather than viviparous females for reproductive purposes?
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>>33961657
God damn, you are a moron.
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>>33961106
Men's fashion doesnt change every season
the expensive stuff (coats, suits, pants) easily last years.
if you're paying 50 bucks per t-shirt you're retarded
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>>33961335
>What's something you wish would be socially accepted by members of the other sex but almost universally isn't?
Me. :(
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>>33961670
that would probably cure my anxiety
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>>33961335
M
I wish there was a way for me to express to women that the statistics about violent men don't reflect reality without coming across as someone running cover for misogynists, abusers and rapists.
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Men, what kind of jewelry would you want your girlfriend to wear?
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>>33961679
Wouldn't do shit for me since I'd still be recognizable from the size of my ass and the protrusion of my pot belly.
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>>33961684
I really dont care, preferably the stuff I buy for her
toe rings too
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>>33961686
that doesn't even matter for me. I would just feel more comfortable if my face was hidden, even partially from the nose down
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>>33961690
Then what jewelry would you buy?
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>>33961693
necklaces, earrings, anklets
anything honestly, depends on my mood
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>>33961684
Necklaces and bracelets always look nice. I've never really been a fan of dangly earrings.
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>>33961684
As long as it's cheap, it's cool.
I want the kind of jewelry that people want to snatch, but don't cost jack shit in reality..
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>>33961643
I've been to Karnataka and I've been to Dublin and I can confirm there is no overlap. I think you are just sheltered
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>>33961684
I like a lot of jewelry on girls. Ideally she's wearing earrings, at least one necklace, maybe some rings, belly ring, nipple piercings, and a tongue piercing.
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>>33961701
Irish people do not want to see lots of jeets in Dublin. Its that simple.
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>>33961684
Anything that makes her feel pretty and isn't ludicrously expensive. I get wanting to have nice things but if you've ever had someone disappointed or downplaying the love that went into a fucking 900 dollar necklace, you'd understand. That shit made me feel less loved than being beaten by my mother.
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>>33961684
A bone necklace of my enemies
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I hope my future girlfriend will be cool with me mostly buying her jewelry from sellers on Etsy.
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>>33961684
I'm going to interpret this as "what would your dream gf want to wear". One of these three:
1. completely blitzed out, tonnes of ear rings, nose rings, studs, lip studs, pierced tongue, casio watch
2. tasteful drop ear rings, a beautiful gold necklace, well-chosen rings
3. what I'm going to call "the full Indian". anklets mandatory
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>>33961711
the best strat for buying jewelry is buying it when you're traveling
instead of just a gift, everytime she wears it, she connects it with you and the memories
its like the first date gaslight, you take her somewhere she forms lifelong memories and she'll connect them to you
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>>33961707
Why did you feel the need to tell me this incredibly boring fact? Are you stupid?
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>>33961664
i took a glance at the first few articles that showed up on google, and... i think this is actually an unsolved problem that I solved. like im actually a genius
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Women
Do you agree that you must protect your mentally ill child/children from society and the government, which is always at odds with the mentally ill people?
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>>33961715
I agree that it's one of the best souvenirs, but I don't think I can really abide by the first date gaslight strat.
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>>33961720
>but I don't think I can really abide by the first date gaslight strat.
why
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>>33961684
I think it looks tacky when women wear loads of jewelry. A simple necklace, a pair of earrings, a ring or two, and maybe a bracelet is about the most you can wear before it's too much.
As far as type or style, personally I like stuff that's simple but not necessarily cheap.
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>>33961721
I prefer to choose date locations and activities because they sound like a good time, not for male manipulator reasons.
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>>33961724
pussy
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There's a woman in my life that I'm very eager to buy jewelry for rn, but it's too soon for that.
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>>33961480
hell no osrs is dead to me. sailing killed the game overnight. it's over.
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Men, do you really, honestly respect the way that trump conducts himself?
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>>33961684
Belly button piercings turn me on
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>>33961731
Liking Trump is not important. Disliking Trump is beta. No one gives a shit about Trump, he's some richfag that dabs on women. It's funny. Most men get served the same shit sandwich regardless of who is in office. At least get a laugh out of it.
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>>33961731
No, I’ve always thought that guy was a clown, long before he ever got into politics.
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>>33961731
No, not when it comes to attacking Thomas Massie for getting remarried. He's also very immature and he flip flops on things all the time. I don't think he has a coherent philosophy and I don't like that. However, I absolutely like when he talks about the average congressman like the subhuman filth they are, and he should do that way more often. I just wish he understood anything about economics.
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>>33961731
He survived assassination and threw a great gatsby party after shutting down the government that basically unanimously decided he was the worst human ever and somehow got a nobel prize. Imagine the mascot on your cerealbox doing that. Fucking bizarre. Most people are pill-poppers they can't comprehend how wacky this timeline has been for 11 years.
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How do I ruin a person?
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>>33961749
what gender is that person
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>>33961751
Female or male (either option) early 20s
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>>33961731
No one really likes Trump all that much, they mostly just like everyone else in politics less.
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>>33961748
>He survived assassination
That shit was staged. I think it’s pretty terrible how few people remember the fireman in the crowd that the patsy shot.
I don’t see many people talking about how the police ignored people in the crowd who pointed out the gunman as he was scaling the building that he would shoot the fireman from.
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>>33961748
Shutting down the government is a good thing though. I wish all the worthless parasites who worked for the IRS went bankrupt and killed themselves instead of opening back up.
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>>33961754
Have you considered the possibility that it wasn't that the Trump campaign (which at the time had no real political power and still is not well liked by the intelligence community) staged the attempted assassination, but that the assassination was supposed to be allowed to happen and the 20 year old shooter just missed?
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>>33961731
Still find funny how the generation that loves sassy black women even to the point mimic them get mad at trump unapologetically being himself. In away Trump represents liberal world view in which anyone important can come from anywhere turns out if wasn't what they expected to be
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Femanon, are you a chewer? Do you chew on stuff when you're stressed and shit. I feel like low IQ I used to chew up all my pens and nails and stuff like that.
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>>33961762
Yes, that is exactly what I believe happened. The same organization owns both political parties, after all.
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>>33961765
I chew on my lower lip when I'm frustrated or thinking, or if I'm focused on something. I've done it so hard before my lip has gone numb
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>>33961752
how do you want to ruin them, financially, reputationally, romantically, etc.
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any lady here interested in having this kind of relationship with me
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>>33961335
F
Goth clothing in every single social setting, including the workplace. I want to go to work wearing black dresses and vampire teeth.
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>>33961335
Bringing other women I already know, to my dates with women I barely know.
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>>33961770
In any way that can work but I suck at social charisma rumour spreading gossip and people here are all narcissists whose energy I can't really match as I'm too smart. Normally I'd break their bones. Hard
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>>33961773
I get the goth colors and clothes but vampire teeth is just fucking embarrassing, come on now.
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>>33961773
Not healthy.
>t Dentist
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Are girls from Cali better at makeup and taking care of themselves and stuff
It seems like the ones I meet are really pretty. There is one at work I think is beautiful but when I look at her objectively she doesn't seem naturally beautiful but she has a glow and a vibe. What do you think
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>go to a restaurant with my boyfriend
>our waitress is obese
>my boyfriend goes "Holy shit you're a chunker! I'm surprised this place still has any food, you look like you just ate the place out!"
>we get banned from the restaurant
I'm so embarrassed...
Should I leave him?
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>>33961795
That is a display of profound social incompetence and deeply unkind thinking. On the other hand
>you're a chunker!
is pretty funny so I guess it's up to you.
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>>33961335
Therapy and putting dark triads on a watch list
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>>33961786
Narcissistic people can only be ruined by not giving them things they (suddenly) decide they want. An easy way is to give them a cold shoulder or silent treatment, but it can extend into outright exclusion, active denial, non-charitability, etc. but depending on their IQ you'd just have to let them self-destruct by them being retarded and bad trainwrecks.
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>>33961797
ty grok ur funny
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>>33961793
Don't fall for it. Chicks from oversocialized urban areas (Jersey, Atlanta, Cali, Florida, Seattle, etc.) are always going to *seem* better, because they have several generations of women showing them how to seem that magnetic kind of way. Get yourself a plain jane from some flyover.
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>>33961795
You already rewarded him with continous sex. That's your type and your shaming him on atoga. repent.
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>>33961795
Kek what wigger, he was being an honest asshole.
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>>33961800
Why, so you can track them down and fuck them?
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>>33961810
Don't listen to that vindictive, jaded anon he just got cucked by one of those girls.
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>>33961820
City girls are so fake I'm not even trying to throw shade. Everytime man's gets money he goes somewhere else.
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>>33961823
You are throwing shade, you probably having oneitis with one of the flyover E wenches.
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>>33961819
No. So it appears on a background check to avoid them easier.
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>>33961825
That's besides the point. Look, I'll prove I'm not throwing shade; Three compliments.
>city girls got a cool sense of style.
>city girls have a fun personality a lot of the time.
>city girls are very cool to joke with and share a drink or two.

If that anon went to like, Wyoming and got himself a retail cashier he'd be a complete soul. I feel like city girls have succubus energy trying to take a man's soul or similar.
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>>33961335
F. I should be allowed to kiss and sit on the laps of male friends without having to worry that it would make them want to cheat on their gfs.
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>>33961806
Well you're talking to one who's 99.99% a sociopath too. Maybe not Mr Brooks type but something close to that. I don't target other sociopaths or narcissists in the clinical sense but growing up in eastern Europe I've come to notice the "miss perfect archetype" in one or two girls in my life,they have good looking older boyfriends,they get phonecalls,they get attention and a squad of female friends,they turn heads wherever they fo and always seem happy and content and nothing goes bad and to them this whole situation is just "average",we had a depression self report scale and she claimed she's neither depressed nor extatic,"average" which seems very true based on her face. Going to holidays with their boyfriends and stuff. Thank heavens there's one at most that I know of currently. And yeah knowing american movies and books there's always gotta be that envious much hotter (or hotter) chick who's not fake and who is so much smarter than her and a bitch and I want to watch her destroy girl #1 and trample all over her and her niceness no matter how genuine. I'd pay for that. But she doesn't fucking exist. So I have to do it as a man. I have my hands tied because she's always far away or in large circles. She loves to be safe lol. I don't talk to her at all already and she doesn't need any help or empathy from me she's not getting elsewhere. I just hate her so much.

The other guy is a blond guy who's somewhat narcissistic and an asshole who still managed to get a girlfriend from our campus. I don't envy him for the chick fuck her man she's mid at best and some ppl wouldn't let her do their wives' or daughters nails and shit but I hate his attitude and delusions of grandeur I can smell them from miles away. Again he doesn't need jack shit from me and me not talking to him changes nothing. He's popular with people though so I can't change that. Otherwise (and I still might do it) I'd fucking break his bones upon graduating dental school as a goodbye gift
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Femanons, would you date a man who gets irrationally extremely depressed in the Winter months?
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>>33961569
Why would I read some random Jew's confabulation explaining his fetish when I can make up my own?
>>33961810
fly over girls are usually more attractive but they are more often than not wet towels with no personality
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>>33961842
No, I don't think any women would knowingly and willingly want to play therapist for a quarter of the year. I don't think anyone would want to do that.
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How come all of the women on fresh and fit podcast are hoes with double digit bodycounts and onlyfans? Why don't intelligent modestly dressed women go on there?
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>>33961847
>podcast
why should I care? Why do you care? Tim Conway Jr is still on the air listen to him instead
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>>33961842
I'm in love with a dude who is depressed all year round, so yeah, probably
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State gender
Do you think that pirating is morally wrong?
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This song is also proof God is real

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtXby3twMmI
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>>33961861
M
No, but having a shit ratio is
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>>33961864
Good song. Thanks for sharing, friend.
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Am I retarded for wanting to experience domestic violence
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>>33961394
whats the big deal if its in anal form
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>>33961877
yes
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>>33961877
A woman who beats me once in awhile is basically a requirement for me. If she doesn't low blow me and force me to kneel then I don't want her.
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>>33961833
I will return with the same question...tomorrow:)
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>>33961877
I kinda want to see how it feels to get stab with a kitchen knife
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>>33961861
M
Only if the product affects the customer like medicines and such. Pirating is just another part of the market
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just fucked a hooker, ama
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>>33960732
Do women go to Venus... to get more penus??
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>>33961847
>Why don't intelligent modestly dressed women go on there?
Because they aren't invited
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You guys ever get a random huge zit on your ass cheek and when you pop it something that looks like a booger comes out?
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>>33961843
What animu
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i want a husband with a handsome face and big dick
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I want some waisian shyt on god
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>>33961906
Big dick guys usually have big noses and ears too so they look weird.
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>>33961905
K-on
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>>33961495
She's attractive imo
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Why do i love seeing boobs jiggle so much?!
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>>33961879
Jizz is gross regardless of where it's ending up. And lying to someone during sex and doing something they didn't agree to is genuinely awful.
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>>33961843
>they are more often than not wet towels with no personality
pure sculptable clay for my megalomaniacal fantasies (of shared interest)
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>>33961378
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>>33961918
My nose isn't big but I have big ears. I'm kinda insecure about it.
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>>33961879
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The EU, UN, and NATO are a farce. I spit on you. Love from Serbia.
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I want a underfucked hot wife, nothing hotter than sex with a deprived cougar and excitement of cheating and getting caught
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>>33961906
What constitutes big?
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How come only white men get this kind of love?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2npJQctpkU
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>>33961906
I want a husband with a big face and a handsome dick, personally.
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>>33961928
Nothing crazy, 9" is fine.
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>>33961937
dicks are ugly
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you are now thinking about MOTHERHOOD
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Everytime I think up some new kinkslop I type it into an AI chat and I get bored. It appears Christ has liberated me from lust. What's a good hobby for someone who is post-slop?
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>>33961942
Become a construction worker and actually contribute to society
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Women, do you like chest hair on men? If so, how much is too much?
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Women, response to this factoid?
>>>/wsg/6034145
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>>33961940
>Asian fetishizing blonde hair blue eyes
I expect no less lol
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>>33961947
i thought he was brining the price down?
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I downloaded this book. See you in 30 days, losers.
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>>33961953
rip bozo
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>>33961953
Good luck anon. Let me in your money making schemes
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>>33961953
please post ISBN/annas-archive link I want to do a readalong
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>>33961946
Yes. If I can’t see the chest it’s too much
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>>33961941
>>33961960
stop posting your gay baby poem holy shit
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>>33961940
No actually
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>>33961959
978-1517098827
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>>33961964
>Peniscat
is this what Cat poster shlicks to?
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Will I get b& again?
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>>33961969
v& as well, probably
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Who is the better fictional pig:
Wilbur or Babe?
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>>33961274
I do over Olivia Rodrigo
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why can't women just be nice to us?
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>>33961940
>hey let me hold your baby so i can hug and feel a baby in my arms for a sec lol its so nice!
There's something really sad about this entire interaction.
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>>33961967
okay, I got it
Brace for faggotry
Also this shit's only 23 pages LOL
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>>33961987
Asians would do this to me when I was a baby because they thought the whorls on my head were good luck in academia or something. I'm just glad they didn't make me into a powder and eat me :\
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>>33961252
She’s completely unrecognizable now
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>>33961988
They know their target demographic, that's for sure. Not even a page per day.

If you don't dump some highlights of the book I will be immensely disappointed.
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Women - I get a visceral, instinctive and uncontrollable sense of disgust when I see two highly masculine men engage in erotic behavior of any kind, even slight gestures of romance like kissing on the cheek between two gay lovers.

Does this happen with you? It's not a function of me despising homosexuals, intellectually I don't care either way. It's just a gut response I feel and am curious if women have something similar.
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>>33961988
>e-reader
Beta Male detected
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>>33961999
Not me. I wouldn’t want to see them having sex but beyond that I truly feel nothing
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>>33961988
>Also this shit's only 23 pages
So easy to become a true alpha male.
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>>33962003
Interesting. Does female homosexuality have a similar irrelevance to you?
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>>33961984
Because being nice to a guy and having him appreciate me for it makes me want to love him.
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>>33961999
lol, closeted homo spotted
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>>33962005
No, I kinda like that. I don’t know if I want it myself, but I enjoy seeing it. What about you?
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>>33962008
and thats a good thing!
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>>33961979
Babe, I think. If I remember right.
He violenced a wolf. Which is the appropriate reaction to violence.
Then in the second movie there's capitalism-bad.
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>>33961988
Wow, it’s like a board book.
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>>33961988
>only 23 pages
Furry moids baby book.
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>>33962011
I dont get anything out of it but I think I'm the minority - I see a lot of situations where men actively egg on girl/girl situations and say good things about it.
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>>33961945
(whispering) ...No.
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women how far can you stretch your labia?
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Is it true that female therapists intentionally fuck up the mental state of male clients?
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>>33962021
Yeah.. I would fall for that. Maybe I’m a slut inside
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>>33962030
No. Why would that be a thing
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Should I go to the game store and buy cards or just go home?
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>>33961988
Okay I'm back; it was about an eight minute read because a good chunk of the pages were asspats and advertisments.

Anyways, grammar is not one of the author's strong suits. Maybe he doesn't think knowing what verb agreement is is an "alpha quality; who knows?
But the content of the book itself is very safe: work on yourself, your self-image is more important than your social image because appeal builds off confidence, et cetera. The author also says to dress nicely, use face soap, have stubble but don't grow a beard (important for azns), among other things. One of the funnier quotes is "Here’s an undeniable fact: only a few guys can wear the caveman head and facial hair and still look good. It’s almost exclusive to Hollywood actors, millionaires, musicians, and models"... where did this fact come from?

I could go through the rest of it, but the bottom line is that this isn't a book on being what you think of as an "alpha". This is pretty much an etiquette guide for tweens: stand up straight, save your money, shower, dress nicely, pay for the girl's meal, etc. It's fine information for a twelve year old, but it makes me sad that there are young men that need to hear this from someone, anyone, even a fucking rando who can barely into English.
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>>33962036
If foid, which card game.
If moid. Go home
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>>33962036
buy a pinochle deck
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women why aren't you more horny?
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>>33962037
>pay for the girl's meal
No, it's either 50/50 or a bitch would pay for it.
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Do you ever develop feeling for guys who are friendzoned? Especially if you spend alot of time all the time? Also how big of an ick is men is being emotionally vulnerable/weak? How would you signal to someone that you're interested in them for whatever money usefulness etc but not romantically?
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>>33962048
No.
Being emotionally vulnerable is a big green flag.
I don’t know how to signal interest, I probably just tell them
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>>33962037
>don't grow a beard
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>>33962037
another gripe of mine is the fitness page insists on the reader doing 50 pushups, sit ups, and squats every day. Not knowing even the basics about fitness training is a great way of making people give up on your program; I'd say do 50 total spaced out thorough the day. And he throws in a cheeky 500 calorie surplus/deficit for what I can only assume is the lulz
He also advocates the cold shower bullshit, but do that if it tickles your pickle, whatever. Cold water on your face is nice.
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>>33962036
you should buy cards and talk to people and make friends
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>>33961999
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>>33962036
Spend your money on Japanese paper
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I beg to amending the ATOGA bill. The question is:
>Should femanons be required to be nice to us?
Those in favour say 'i'. Those against say 'no'
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>>33962045
ITT: white people proving that they're poor hosts
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>>33962049
Can you tell if a guy is dating material immediately after meeting them and categorize them as friend/potential partner immediately or a few months after knowing them?
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>>33962044
I literally can't be. I've been idling touching myself while fucking around in my phone for the past like four hours.
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>>33962056
No
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>>33962051
>no pull moves at all
Enjoy your muscle imbalance
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>>33962057
>hosts
I'm an entertainer/therapist. Basically a jester for a pussy, so the least the bitch can do is pay for my meal.
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>>33962056
No, it makes me hard when they're mean to us sometimes
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the fact that i dont have an alt girl gf that smokes cigarettes and sucks cock is proof solipsism is true and that desiring another was always just an illusion
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>>33962056
You haven't lived until you've given backstrokes to a bitch with your dick full of hate and contempt.
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>>33962059
Really depends on the person, can’t really help you there. I would say if you act like a friend I will see you as such.
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I felt so good when I was talking with her, I wish they had a drug that felt like that. now I am just sad and lonely again. I think I'll waste all my money on a trip to japan and be sad and lonely there
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>>33961252
>>33961270
Another one answered the call
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>>33962063
>>33962066
the No's have it. The bill is not amended :(

>>33962068
i'm a virgin
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>>33962074
They do, its called an SSRI
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Gender
What alcohol are you drinking today?
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>>33962088
M
I had this shit today. It was good.
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>>33962082
>i'm a virgin
Don't worry, I believe in you. You'll get it one day.
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>>33962087
Never took one did you?
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>>33962088
M
Tequila
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>>33962074
Did she die
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>>33962094
nerve gas
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>>33962088
F
I had my first beer yesterday. It was okay, I prefer tea
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>>33962060
There's still room for more!
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>>33962097
How old are you? Why did you decide to lose your beer virginity?
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Do women really prefer bigger dicks from taller guys?
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>>33962088
12 pack of beers
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>>33962088
Scotch
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>>33962101
no idea
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>>33962088
Nothing, sadly. I haven't had alcohol in weeks. I prefer to get loud and rowdy when I drink, really letting loose from responsibility and stress. I'm a dad, though, so I need to be quiet while my kid's asleep. So, drinking is a lot less exciting.
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Women does hitting your cervix really feel like pushing a finger in your bellybutton?
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>>33962101
No
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>>33962097
>first beer
I had my first beer when I was 4 years old. For real.
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>>33962109
No
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>>33962088
M
I prefer mineral water
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>>33962088
JH's pussy drippins
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>>33962115
damn, okay. i thought i finally had a frame of reference to understand
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>>33962108
Fuck it, many of my friends became these boring fathers and stuff, and they don't party anymore or go with me to the strip club. Good for them, I guess, but they became so boring I cut contact with most of them. Anyway, there's nothing fun we can do now, apparently. Oh, we can't have a threesome with a hooker, because "I'm married". Oh, we can't go to the after party "I need to be home before midnight". For fuck's sake, should we just go play bingo at a retirement home or what?
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>>33962057
So true wypipo b so crazy
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>>33962101
Yeah..
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>>33962118
Describe the collection process in detail.
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>>33962088
M
Nothing. I thought about making a beer run on the way home, but I think I’m gonna save those calories for pizza instead.
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women, what mischief are you up to?
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Women, tell me about your insecurities?
Why do they exist?
Are you making progress on your journey of healing?
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>>33962100
22
It looked good so I tried. Idk no real reason, taste is fine but I do not like being dizzy. I’ll stick to tea
>>33962112
That can’t be good
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>>33962138
>That can’t be good
My father gave it to me as a joke
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>>33962133
In BG3 I made everyone switch underwear with each other. Makes me laugh, omg that was a tough battle didn’t think we would make it anyways here is my bra.
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>>33962143
I snorted at this post
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>>33962125
That's not my point but it's also true. The same people that give themselves BPD, OCD, and personality-disorder-allsorts are the same ones that think a bag of chips and a bottle of shasta constitutes a hang-out meal. Nigga that's middle school shit get the carne asada and crown royal
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>>33962154
That’s cool, racist guy
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>>33962156
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>>33962141
Your father thinks you're a joke
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>>33962156
white people invented race, recognized racism, created anti-racism, and now they're all in a tizzy over something that's completely natural to any species that recognizes physical and mental differences between groups of "others"
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>>33962168
How is quite literally any of that my fault
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>>33962168
>white people invented race
lol, lmao
>recognized racism
lol holy shit this guy is retarded
>invented ant-racism
yeah unfortunately
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>>33962164
Explain to me how he has a wife, but (you) don't.
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How do I find a Azula gf to fix
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>>33962177
Date a Chinese national
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bro i'm so done. trying to CONTROL desire is the ultimate illusion. i may as well do whatever the fuck i want to do
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>>33962179
How? I'm interested in Chinese culture though
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>>33962099
No there isn't. I just tried.
>>33962109
No, besides that they both hurt.
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>>33962180
Now you've got it. There is nothing you need to control. Succumb to your desire, for it is the one and only true you.
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>>33962154
I didn’t know this was a stereotype about white people specifically. Kinda just seems like a broke junkie thing, and I’ve met those in all colors
I make food and coffee whenever I have company.
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*kisses ur tip
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>>33962193
pokes you in the eye in self defense
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>>33962193
*executes you on suspicion of espionage*
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>>33962195
NTA, fucking eye socket is so hot.
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>>33962184
Pretend to work for Intel and get a honeytrap to try and seduce proprietary information out of you.
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>>33962193
here's a tip
get a job
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My gf turns into a literal demon during PMS and then like a switch has been flipped, she's back. I know this isn't uncommon, but just how common is it? Cause I can accept it if it's like 50/50 on whether or not you gotta deal with this shit but if it's only like 1 in 20 women that are like this I don't know if it's worth it
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>>33962204
1/1000.
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Any 5+ body count men in here?
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>>33962193
Get away from me, faggot
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>>33962207
Does it count if you had sex once with a girl with +100 bodycount? I didn't pay
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How do I make a woman understand that I want to make sweet love to her?
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>>33962207
what do you want?
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>>33962207
Nope, just 3 here.
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>>33962134
I have too many to list here, but I've mentioned most of them at one time or another given how long I've posted ITT. I'm slowly working on them, and I feel comfortable saying I've gotten past some of the silliest ones, like my insecurity about how certain body parts look or how my voice sounds.
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>>33962211
Obviously not.

>>33962219
>>33962222
Were they hookups or relationships
Were they attractive
Are you attractive
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Hate you
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>>33962239
>Were they hookups or relationships
bitches and hoes
>Were they attractive
50/50
>Are you attractive
yes
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>matched with a girl on Hinge
>seems interested the first couple of days, lots of messages back and forth
>she mentions she's out of the country for a few more days
>after the first couple of days messages slow down
>she never initiates, only messages me if I message her first
>we have gone 2-3 days without any messages in the month or so we've been talking
>once she gets back she says she's sick, so I didn't ask to meet right away
>set up a date with her today, about two weeks after she got sick and she's since said she recovered
>she messaged me about an hour ago that she got surprised with ballet tickets by her sister
>she didn't even remember when our date was supposed to be
Yeah, I'm thinking this chick doesn't give a shit.
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Today I finally decided to talk to the girl I have a crush on, from my class.
Turn out she has a boyfriend.
However some girl asked how I speak English so well, I told her I got homies from 4chan and she left.
Does she think I’m cool?
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Men, if you had the opportunity to stick a small live octopus onto your dick and fap with it, assuming no one ever found out about it, would you do it?
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>>33962254
No? That seems like an awful idea, and my hand does a perfectly fine job of jerking my dick.
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>>33962088
F. Cutwater white Russian. I'll probably drink the whole 4 pack
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>>33962088
Male
I don't drink, but maybe I should start.
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hello atoga!
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>>33962097
I've worked at two breweries and still prefer tea myself! The men at my jobs always do their best to get me to try everything in hopes I'll finally like something. Fellow women seem to understand and the bartender at the last place showed me some banger mixed drinks
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Men have you ever had a friend with benefit that you wouldn’t want to hang out with, if it weren’t for the sex. Like you wouldn’t want to be friend or be associated with her, but she fuck you, so you endure her?
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>>33962101
Nah. I want a big dick from a short to average sized guy. The closer to my height the better
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>>33962109
Not quite. Definitely uncomfortable and sometimes quite painful depending on where I'm at in my cycle.
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>>33962268
>Like you wouldn’t want to be friend or be associated with her, but she fuck you, so you endure her
That's just called a relationship
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>>33962239
>Were they hookups or relationships
Two were relationships, one was a hookup with a friend. I regret the hookup; casual sex isn’t for me.
>Were they attractive
Fairly. Last two were a little chubby.
>Are you attractive
Reasonably so.
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>>33962133
Shitposting on here. Duh
>>33962134
Mine are mostly physical stemming from rude comments made about them. I also worry about my mental health and being incompetent in multiple aspects of my life. I don't take care of myself as much as I should since doctors are stupid expensive. Comparing myself to friends and others my age really stresses me about not being good enough. Coming on here to laugh at nerds helps though
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>>33962204
Maybe 1 in 10? Hormones are wild and if she's having persistent issues, she should see a doctor. Either birth control or hormone therapy could help
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>>33962088
M I do have this
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State Gender
Would you pose for a nude portrait?
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>>33962268
I did for a short time. She was a typical millennial woman - mid 30s, single mother, weed smoker, crystals and eastern spirituality, etc.
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>>33962088
M
Dunno, alcohol is kinda cringe
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>>33962265
Hello anon!
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>>33962275
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>>33962284
F
Depends. If it's a private one done by my lover, as long as my face is not recognizable, then yes. Otherwise no.
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>>33962284
Nah. I'm too insecure about my body. However I'm super grateful for all the models I had in my figure drawing class
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Girls, what would it take for you to agree with a birth control ban?
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>>33962284
I look exactly like statue of Diadumenos
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Should I play Red Dead Redemption 1 or 2 first?
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>>33962295
Sorry about your hand, bro.
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>>33962299
No, they're boring
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>>33962207
Oh, hey, that's me, barely. What do you want?
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>>33962284
M
Maybe for the woman I marry. Maybe.
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>>33962173
>lol, lmao
White people defined the distinction of races that everyone already knew existed, hence "invented race", and gave the natural filtering and pattern recognition properties everyone has a name, hence they "recognized racism". But you're a shiteating edgel0rd so I don't expect you to be able to read into anything at any level
>>33962175
I can't marry Mike Stoklasa
>>33962192
>I make food and coffee whenever I have company.
Well a lot of you people don't. Or at least ~95% of the ones I've met
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Both Genders

What are your biggest fears in life, if you had to name three? Doesn't matter if it's likely or whatever, just what your biggest fears are.
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>>33962294
I don't care what other people decide to do with their bodies.
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>>33962306
>you people
You're a fucking creep
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>>33962301
I have hands. I mean, all other parts look similar, even my cute grower cock.
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>>33962294
Give me a nice reliable car and house in a safe state. Jokes aside I'd sign your petition
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>>33962309
But it's destroying western countries
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Men, would you be turned off by this? I'm about to like a guy on hinge and have no pick up line so I think I'm just gonna tell him he's cute and he looks like a certain celeb. Idk if it sounds 'tistic or not
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>>33962314
Do it do it. Nag btw. Tell him you'll suck his cock too
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>>33962314
I would assume that you are complimenting without flirting and that you are more into celebrities
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>>33962310
>creep
that makes no sense in this context LOL
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>>33962320
I'm trying to match on a dating app tho? We're both movie nerds apparently if that helps. What should I say?
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>>33962314
You're a woman. Do nothing, say "yes," "haha you're so funny," and "wow" as an answer to any of his messages. No need to think, just don't repeat one answer too often. Go on a date and have sex. That's it.
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>>33962314
ask him what his favorite board on 4gag is
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>>33962294
Absolutely nothing would get me to agree. I don't want anyone controlling someone else's body and birth control helps treat a myriad of problems
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I drained the CVT fluid. I thought it was the oil drain.
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>>33962323
hmmm nyyyesss you people, you others.
It does. Fuck you.
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>>33962308
F. Being alone. Regretting having kids. A slow and/or painful death
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Men, do you expect a gf to send you nudes if you tastefully ask for them?
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>>33962314
Depends on which celeb.
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>>33962329
>I don't want anyone controlling someone else's body
like pfizer?
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>>33962308
M

Never having found/experienced real love with someone. Death. Nothing else matters to me.
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>>33962331
you have been promoted, you glorious dumbass
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>>33962335
Correct. I thought the huge push of a covid vaccine was wild and refused to get it
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>>33962330
lol
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Anti vaxxers are cringe
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>>33962342
so a sudden push to body regulation bothers you but a slow societal change that accomplishes the same thing is better? Thanks for confirming that normalfags are the toads in the pot
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>>33962324
Handsome or hot instead of cute
Compare him to a character at least
Ask if he matches his personality or worldview
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>>33962333
>Flower of my heart, would you condescend to provide a suffering wretch with a memento of your graceful form?
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>>33962329
Girls not having children is creating untold suffering to the world
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>>33962333
Yes, send it to him right now
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>>33962347
It's almost like I executed my bodily autonomy and let others do what they wanted. Socially, it may end up being a faux pas again for women to take birth control. But I don't think there should ever be laws against it
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>>33962353
You can't tell me what to do.
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>>33962333
No, I'd warn her not to create such blackmail material.
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>>33962352
Men not being good fathers is what's causing issues. Women don't want to have kids when they don't feel safe and supported. Besides, there's a hell of a lot more to life than shitting out a baby.
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>>33962355
Yes I can. Now do it.
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>>33962346
I know one. She’s certifiable. She ranted on Facebook once blaming all her late husband’s health problems on vaccines that had decades before his health deteriorated. Her daughter also forged her husband will so everything would go to her and her daughter. Tried to evict her stepson from his house.
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>>33962356
That's what I was thinking. But if you wanted them, would you trust your ability to keep them off the internet?
>>33962359
I don't respond well to authority.
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I hate women. Why do they have to be the way they are?
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>>33962357
>Women don't want to have kids when they don't feel safe and supported
lol lmao even
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Any atogan bros have a success story for going to a small Eastern European village and scooping up a trad orthodox slavic wife?
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>>33962364
>I don't respond well to authority.
You just want to be pinned down on the ground and fucked well into submission, do you?
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>>33962364
>would you trust your ability to keep them off the internet?
As long as no one hacks me
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>>33962299
>Should I play Red Dead Redemption 1 or 2 first?
Play both, play them play themmm
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>>33962371
Well yeh, but that's unrelated to my question.
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>>33962370
Don't do it, you don't understand what traditional family values are. You would spend most of your time with her in that village, helping her parents and grandparents.
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>>33962364
Do you think men have some compulsive need to share nudes online? Is he fifteen?
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>>33962357
Men are healthier, better educated and more tuned to woman's needs than at any point of human history
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>>33962366
Change them, mold them into the way they should be
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>>33962378
I was thinking stuff like >>33962372 mentioned. Is it even safe to send nudes over texting now, or does it like upload to ten different clouds and possibly end up in a public gallery or one he may not expect so it's accidentally shared?
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>>33962370
Brady Bunch bro here, she's pissy that my daughters basically get to boss her around. Been very clear they can deport her to Putinland if she messes with them too much. Trying my best to be a dad to her kid.
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>7 year old cousin just told my parents he hates Israel
>*Pikachu face*
>10 mins of lecturing to a 7 year old about why Israel is special to god
Lmao
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>>33962389
time to teach your cousin about the heresy of dispensationalism
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>>33962381
I'm not Chad.
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>>33962385
It was never safe. But why do you care? I have a few porn videos of me on the internet and I don't care. Although most people who saw them probably masturbated to the girls I fucked and not to me. Even having an OF account now is nothing special.
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>>33962389
I didn’t think I was gonna live to see this shit bro this rocks
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>>33962308
M
Gravity stops working and planets fall down for millions of years
Dying before my parents
Twisted testicles
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>>33962389
>>33962392
And then get him off of social media. Kids that young shouldn't have access to that shit.
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>>33962389
Christians and muslims are so fucking dumb its unreal
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>>33962389
My in laws are Iranian expats who both hate Israel, hate the Revolution, and keep feeding my children bullshit about how "we'll go get our land any day now."

None of "our" land actually got seized, my sand wife's family has vast holdings which are worth less than an arbys. I am expected over Thanksgiving to pretend I give a shit about their various legal bullshit and Orange Man.
>I do not.
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>>33962403
Nice fiction
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>>33962399
>Twisted testicles
Their first EP was pretty good.
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>>33962308
M

Freak random tragedy
fake sexual assault accusation
and 3rd, this post reminds me I really, really need to take swimming lessons.
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>>33962406
Is that porno?
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>>33962402
I’m a Christian and an anti-Zionist, but I was an anti-Zionist for like a decade before I became a Christian.
It was one of the biggest obstacles that kept me from believing in it, the assumption that American “Judeo-Christianity” is Christianity
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>>33962402
*Evangelical Christians

100% of Orthodox and probably 60-70% of Catholics are pro-palestine, especially after Israel bombed both denomination's 1900-year-old churches in Gaza
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>>33962409
That shit is a desert cult co-opted by women who didn't want to get abortions and slaves coping with an afterlife
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Good night. I hate women.
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I don't know why anyone would hate Israel, they're our greatest ally and important source of weapons & technology. Why would you support Palestine over them? It doesn't make any sense
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>>33962415
Haha, alright.
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Women really be out here like "WOMEN IN THE 1950'S WERE CLEARLY UNHAPPY DRUG ADDICTS! WE'RE LIBERATED AND FREE FROM BEING OPPRESSED HOUSEWIVES"

While simultaneously being on 14 different anti-depressants from the age of 13. Bitch you're probably on so many pills you don't even get periods anymore. Holy shit its funny.

Actually laughable.
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>>33962418
I can’t speak freely about this in /atoga/ or I will get banned. :^)
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>>33962417
that's not a woman
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women, would you date a guy who's last relationship was with a trans women that only topped him
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>>33962417
it's not about her being a girl, it's about her getting fucked doggystyle
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>>33962418
Personally I want as many dead on both sides as possible. Which means supporting Palestine.
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>>33962414
>100% of Orthodox
Absolutely not true, Russia has extensive business dealings with Israel and Serbia bought weapons from them to commit the Bosnian genocide.
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Why would someone willingly drink antidepressants? Just stop being depressed, ffs.
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>>33962418
a: Because they're jealous
b: They don't like to see people stand up to their bullies because it threatens them
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women do you like being pounded?
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>>33962431
Very much so.
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>>33962425
Not a woman but that's fucking gay dude.
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>>33962425
Nag, but I would.
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>>33962429
They don't have that muscle in their brain and they don't know how to externalize it into alcohol and gambling and porn addiction.
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>>33962418
Because the IDF murders and rapes civilians and bombs my religion’s places of worship in Gaza, and AIPAC stole my country from me before I was born
The State of Israel’s existence also flies directly in the face of Judaism’s four pillars. It’s an illegitimate, failing state that the world will not miss
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>>33962432
Whats the ideal amount of time for 1 session of pounding?
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>>33962418
>Why would you support Palestine over them?
Woah woah woah woah just because I don't support *srael doesn't mean I support p*lestine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XTpBkZ5yxY
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>>33962433
in what way

>>33962434
do you mean you would nag him about it, or did you mean to say fag
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>>33962440
>do you mean you would nag him about it, or did you mean to say fag
I mean, not a girl
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>>33962437
Five minute intervals of rough stuff and a break until I get off or the five minute breaks aren't enough to stop feeling sore.
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>>33962357
proof against this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tA-oNFI7yJc
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Got invited to the ninja gym tonight

what should I expect?
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Me
>Introvert
>Alcoholic
>Hypersexual
>Gamer
>Remote worker
How hard will it be to find someone?
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>>33962444
How about gentle but uninterrupted love?
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>>33962453
If female, not that hard. Just go outside or get on a dating app.
If male, literally impossible.
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>>33962453
Only the first two really matter for dating, but how's your social life? Are you in a position where you can meet new people, especially women?
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>>33962443
oh

You're a fag
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For women

My ex broke up with me 5 months ago
because I wasn't doing much with my life.

I've started doing a lot more with my life, have education lined up, been more social, been pursuing hobbies and fitness.

I noticed she unblocked me(but hasn't re-added me).

Would it be reasonable for me to send an friend request? She wanted distance but we parted on good terms.
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>>33962425
I peg my current partner, so yeah. Everyone is a little fruity
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>>33962453
Install a gacha game
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>>33962425
>trans woman
Does that mean it's a guy or a girl?
>>33962448
syoboys apparently. You'll look gay as hell while fucking up your shoulder for the next week
>>33962453
So you pretty much don't exist? Great.
>Introvert
That doesn't mean you don't go outside, right?
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>>33962461
nag
no, block that ho
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Women are so busted these days that when they can't get a guy's dick hard they blame pornography.
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If I had a clingy catgirl gf do you think I could handle it or that it would become tiresome after a little while?
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I want to see femanons go on fresh and fit podcast and get bodied
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whats the REAL reason women give blowjobs?
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>>33962457
>Are you in a position where you can meet new people, especially women?
No, I could technically never leave my apartment and nothing would change. Once, I didn't go out of my apartment for a few months. But I have legs and the internet, so theoretically I can find someone at gatherings, on dating sites, or whatever.
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>>33962472
Ask your cat if they mind sharing.
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tiny femanon waist mmm
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Cat poster hates me
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>>33962477
They have special receptors in their tongue to test sperm quality.
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>>33962484
Why do you think I hate you?
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why are american women so weird about porn?
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>>33962462
who brought the pegging up first

don't you find that you've lost all respect for him now
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>>33962465
>That doesn't mean you don't go outside, right?
I call for delivery, a cleaning service, and hookers right to my door.
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What's the current theory on why Catposter can't get a boyfriend?
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Perhaps I am too harsh on women due to the trauma I got from my abusive mother.
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>>33962491
I don't think she actually wants one.
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>>33962493
That could be likely. Thankfully, the only woman that is your mother is your mother.
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Anons stop it.
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>>33962501
Not my fault you're so cute.
*pets your head softly*
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>>33962501
pspspspspspspsps
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Femanon hips and legs... slender femanon chest...
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>>33962491
she is married
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>>33962488
probably some msm slop article they all read
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>>33962506
Ah she's a cheating online whore
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>>33962505
careful, now.
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Do you know you are a victim of Muslim Brotherhood propaganda?
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>>33962510
uncalled for
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Despite being a middle child, I hate being the center of attention.
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How many women would rape a shota if offered ten million dollars?
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lets give her MORE attention!!
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>>33962486
You never reply more than once. You just use and abuse me.
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>>33962515
>nameposter
>hates attention
?????
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>>33962518
JH would.
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I will take a bullet for the rest of mankind and marry catposter, assuming she doesn't have a problem with uncirced guys.
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I'm going to be applying for the adoption of a little girl (3 to 6 years) because I'm a fucking masochist it seems. I rescued my sister from sexual abuse by my father during her teenage years and we have been living together since. She's an adult now and I really miss the old times, since I had experience with her, I want to adopt a girl instead of a boy. I already have papers in order and had a few workshops (particularly bathing), I know how to properly bathe young girls now (no soap on vulva or anus, just external parts, patting instead of wiping, always front to back, never backwards to prevent infections). Anything I should be aware of? I'm installing a bathtub and a bidet for her.
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>>33962512
Can you remind me who gave those guys all those weapons in the 80s?
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It's not sexual harassment to try to kiss someone. Especially when it failed, everyone made such a big deal out of this nothingburger.
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>>33962525
You sound like a fucking pedophile
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>>33962525
Where do you live? I want to contact the local authorities.
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>>33962527
It is
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>>33962511
I'm thinkin' about em
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>>33962526
Tito had many flaws, but there was a reason why despite the communism we maintained a strong Yugoslav national identity before the Nazis Croats and Jihadi Bosnians took a swing for power. Look, the world is the same again on a global scale now!
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>>33962531
Only in C*lifornia
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Need potbellied femanon.
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>>33962541
Which femanons don’t you need?
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>>33962541
Would BlueValkiyre count as potbelly?
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>>33962544
Skinny women.
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>>33962544
All the ones who aren't (you) :)
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Gender
Let's say my favorite prostitute found herself a boyfriend. Who's the cuck in this situation?
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>>33962553
Both of you for liking a professional whore
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>>33962553
M
You're a cuck and a john, and he's a cuck if she has no intention of abandoning prostitution.
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Cat Poster needs a break from atoga to clear her head.
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>>33962524
She's taken irl and a whore online
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>>33962561
Poser femcel can't take the heat, only real femcels deserve to be here. Unless you've got cobwebs on your pussy post somewhere else.
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>>33962513
Nope it's the legit truth
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>>33962554
She's my favorite, but I don't like her that way. She's 15 years older than me and quite washed up, but her skills are unbelievable. She's like my favorite dish on the menu. But, I feel a little bit cucked because now someone else gets her for free.
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>>33962550
>>33962544
Um, male fascists, womanizers, nymphos, niggas in disguises
"Ah what else" Fine women that like pretty women
Some ass women, some titty women
"Mostly shitty women"
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>>33962561
Take care of yourself baby, I'll be sending you head pats and kisses while you're away. Mwah
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Femanons, would you want to have sex while you're pregnant?
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I find amusing the stereotype that lesbionics hate men. Because if the lesbionics on /atoga/ are an example the bisex and lesbo women are a lot more chill in how they interact with men than pure straight or mostly-straight women are.
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Why are women much less likely than men to commit acts of gendercide? (Femicide in men's cases)
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I’ve made new IRL friends in college for once, and they’re a study group that consists exclusively of lesbians besides me. My girlfriend doesn’t like me hanging around them because she says most lesbians are bi, but she also doesn’t want me having guy friends either. I don’t know what to do.
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>>33962486
NTA but women hate men in general.
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>>33962586
Because women are rarely in a position to do such a thing.
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>>33962587
Imagine dating a monogamous straight person and most of your friends are poly bisexuals. Personally I'd rather end up in a situation like the '90s erotic drama movie Threesome where two dudes and a masc chick end up rooming together and they all have sex in inappropriate places like their college library. It's surprisingly not porn, just a really good movie that makes you think "fuck, I wish I had that."
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>>33962586
That damn glass ceiling keeps boxing them out of all the fun
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>>33962587
Tell her to fuck the lesbians so they don't go after you.
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>>33962590
Basically this movie is like if the Columbine shooters had a bisexual threesome with Jane Lane
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iths2AvMudA
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genders what is the single sexiest thing you've ever seen?
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>>33962596
M, the launch of the iMac G3. Holy shit, that translucent monitor casing. It was the most orgasmic thing I'd ever laid eyes on. And at that moment on, I knew I was in lust.
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>>33962596
M
A woman I was in love with, sitting on the bed, smiling at me, wearing a white blouse, a pleated skirt and thigh high stockings.
>>33962599
Those things are so sick. I always wanted one, but I ended up buying an eMac instead.
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>>33962586
skill issue
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>>33962454
I could do that forever.
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>>33962523
Rude.
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Oh God I'm beautiful! Oh God I'm wonderful!
Marvelous, intelligent.... so why doesn't that make me feel better?
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>>33962608
That's not a denial...
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Women
Would you date a guy that only sleeps on couches?
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>>33962608
That sure wasn't a no.
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I have wake and baked copious amounts of weed every single day to deal with extreme isolation for so long now that I think that I have genuinely destroyed parts of my brain and turned myself into a psychopath, /atoga/. I have basically no empathy anymore. I am very calm one second and explode into violent evil levels of anger the next.
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>>33962610
>>33962614
I deny the accusation. Happy?
>>33962612
Sure, but he can't complain if I try to sleep on the couch with him.
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>>33962596
M
My guitar
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When my girlfriend asks if I loves her forever, I says NO!

Before I could finish my sentence with I loves you FIVEever, geddit?

....she already killed herself.
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>>33962608
You're right that was rude I'm sorry. You'd do it for free.
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>>33962616
You won't regret quitting cannabis.
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>>33962621
I laughed, but I'll still kill you.
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>>33962596
Mamdani's wife
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>>33962625
She's hot, too bad she's married to an authoritarian creep.
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>>33962609
Because it’s not true
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>>33962617
>Happy?
Yeah, that works.
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I used to look like such a cute twink a few years ago. Now i'm an old and ugly khhv. Don't make the mistake i did young anons...
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>>33962625
He just wanted to be a rapper but his hot wife forced him to become mayor.
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I'll bite your bottom lip and make you fucking bleed.
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>>33962627
Same can be said for all pretty arab girls who are Muslim, kek!
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>>33962627
Tick tock, zionists...
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>>33962617
I'd want you to be with me on the couch, gives me more of a reason to hold you and keep covering your pretty face in kisses.
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>>33962622
You're probably right
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>>33962638
I am; I'm glad I quit. You can do it man.
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>>33962617
>Happy?
Quite sad, actually. Just not about this.
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>>33962624
You'd have to be able to reach me, you're smol.
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Why would you date a girl for 5 years and not marry her?
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>>33962645
It's like fostering a pet, but with sexual benefits
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>>33962645
I wondered the same thing about my little sister's ex and came to the conclusion that he was a fucking loser who couldn't be bothered to shit or get off the pot.
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>thirdie
>white
>lifelong mission is to leave this shithole and have children with a euro girl
>recently developed a crush on a local brown girl
>oh no
>feeling conflicted
>decide to throw everything out of the window and ask her out
>she rejected me
>tfw crisis averted
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>>33962648
>thirdie
>white
Yeah.... sure, Pablo
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>>33962648
>thirdie
>white
What???
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>>33962649
I was literally bullied in school for being white, but ok.
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>>33962649
>>33962651
He's probably a slav or a Khazak or something
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How the fuck did I develop the same autistic hyperfixation on Class of '09 that I had on The Secret History like a decade ago
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>>33962612
Ehhhh that's extremely weird so I hope he doesn't do that too often and I can just plap him to sleep in bed.
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Women... wtf are you made of?
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>>33962653
actually a mix of italian and polish, and a little bit of french
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>>33962580
Yeah.
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>>33962527
It is, because context is fluid exchange.
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>>33962582
That's because many lesbionics and bisexual women actually love cock.
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>>33962655
I suspect the autism might have something to do with it
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>>33962661
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>>33962587
Holy based. Don't cheat on your gf, but some of them probably are bisexual. Non butch lesbians are sexy as hell.
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>>33962656
This works for me, I'll carry you to bed.
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the fact that i dont have an alt girl gf that smokes cigarettes and sucks cock is proof solipsism is true and that desiring another was always just an illusion
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>>33962664
I definitely latch on to media full of emo self-destruction themes and aesthetic homosexual gaiety

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vevGe-SwOo
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>>33962669
Same.
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>>33962491
You mean kitten poster? Probably severe autism with conversation. Would explain why she leaves for long durations.
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>>33962669
Why don't you just go to a gay bathhouse and go to the glory hole labyrinth to get your dick sucked by lonely old men
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>>33962596
Idk. But the first thing that popped into my head is a topless woman wearing leather pants with slightly wet hair and skin, may be sweat.
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>>33962669
>seeking emotional connection instead of seeing everyone else as NPCs and just seeking pussy
NGMI
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Femanon you should work out your ass more
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Post a picture of your perfect alt gf I'll post one in a bit when I find one
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>>33962627
>i have to pay taxes so we dont live in a capitalist shithole where all the homeless who cant find jobs arent shooting fent on the bus im literally being thrown in a gulag
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>>33962679
I'll do that when half of my arm stops being purple with itchy bruise.
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>>33962680
Perfection personified.
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>alt gf
in a world where more than 50% of young women have onlyfans, no one is more alt than a trad girl.
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>>33962689
This is some "conservative is the new punk rock" ass bullshit speak. Go use your purity ring to masturbate and fuck off.
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>>33962689
beware of the fake trad girls. i'd take a lib/progressive granola chick over a fake trad. most real trad girls are taken young.
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In the darkest hour, when the demons come, call on me, brother, and we will fight them together.
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>>33962692
That's because they come from a culture of Child Marriages. They are raised in sick, cult like behaviors.
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>>33962691
triggered lmao
>>33962692
That's true.
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>>33962685
You don't need your arms to work out your ass
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>>33962694
i didn't necessarily mean THAT young lmao
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>>33962694
I'm sorry you had parental issues when growing up, femanon.
I wish the best for you.
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>>33962693
GHOST lyrics?
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>>33962699
Imagine thinking that not abusing and trying to control your children through cult brainwashing is "parental issues". I'm sorry, bro, good parents don't sell their daughters into child marriages because God and their pastor tell them to.
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I think I'm the weird, creepy person at work. Should I kill myself?
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>>33962689
>in a world where more than 50% of young women have onlyfans
Absolutely not true.
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Is it creepy that when my brother's 13 year old cat curls up with him and naps on the couch he jokes that he's "sleeping with a 13 year old"?
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>>33962706
If you're the creepiest person in the room, you're in the wrong room. Don't KYS, just, you know, quit the job before you face an undeserved sex harassment allegation.
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Women i need to pee, but i'm cozy in my bed. What do?
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>>33962703
You were the one who brought up child marriages out of nowhere - they don't happen irl.
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>>33962711
Engage in acts of anal rape and sodomy upon yourself.
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>>33962629
Oh, I thought you'd be ruder.
>>33962640
Do you want to talk about it?
>>33962642
Don't need to be tall to bash shins in.
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>>33962713
They absolutely do, especially in Evangelical communities. Along with other fucked up shit like speaking in tongues, snake handling rituals, and genital electro shocks to stop men from having gay thoughts.
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>>33962710
>Don't KYS, just, you know, quit the job before you face an undeserved sex harassment allegation.
Already planning to. I'm gonna say fuck it and pivot into IT and debate on staying there.
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>>33962697
I need my arms to not make me look like ugly in public outside of my job.
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>>33962723
I have cuts all over my arms. They were charming when I was skinny but now just look stupid now I've got a beer belly pudge.
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>>33962714
what the sigma
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>>33962718
>Evangelical
There's the problem.
Seek the one true church.
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im trying to get into the pants of a trans chick tonight, any tips
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>>33962727
Didn't Mormonism used to teach that black Americans bore the Mark of Cain? That's some dumb shit, dude.
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>>33962730
Tell him you want to fuck him
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>>33962730
Make sure her pants are the same waist size as yours, or close enough to be wearable.
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How do women just go around with their asses shaking and boobs sticking out without even caring?
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>>33962711
*gets out the shopvac and attatches it to a catheter*
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>>33962731
I like how they just went "lol our bad about the whole curse of Ham thing guise"
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>>33962732
I want to fuck you. To dominate you and put you in your place. Now bend over while I take you up the ass and give you a forcible prison style bang from behind.
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>>33962736
I kind of like the idea of the penis milking suction hoses from the science fiction film A Boy and His Dog.
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>>33962739
Errm, check, please?
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>>33962735
>without even caring?
I care. I sometimes walk in ways that specifically make my ass bounce.
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>>33962736
I'm scared of catheters....
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>>33962724
They will stop being ugly eventually. I don't want the drug addicts to think they're going to be able to hit on me.
I already got an autism wave from a cowboy and a zoomer cashier boy hit me with the price checker and called me priceless just today.
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>>33962743
>Ass and tit bounce while walking
Just like my Japanese anime cartoons!
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why did kite die WHAT THE FUCK .·°՞(¯□¯)՞°·..·°՞(¯□¯)՞°·..·°՞(¯□¯)՞°·.
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>>33962740
This is for inside.
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>>33962746
Fuck, I wish I got blatantly flirted with like that.

If I only could make a deal with God, I'd ask him to swap our places
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>>33962732
but I'm the one trying to get fucked
>>33962733
she's a bbw
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>>33962748
I missed you myao...
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>>33962748
For the benefit of Mr. Kite there will be a show tonight
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>>33962747
No tit bouncing, I'm pretty flat. Also there are no black women in anime.
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Theres nothing like grabbing a womans wide hips and burying your face in her pussy
Incels will never know this feel because they cant stop being hateful for 1 second
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>>33962758
>Also there are no black women in anime.
What about the maid/mother character in The Promised Neverland who looks like an Al Jolson minstrel character?
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>>33962748
Hopefully you'll be next
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>>33962757
on trampoline
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>>33962752
>bbw
Is that a credit card and banking company, or the name of some new brand of Belgian chocolate I haven't heard of yet?
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>>33962759
I've done it before, multiple times with different women. I still hate them.
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>>33962761
If that's the one that an anon posted the last time I said there were no good black women in anime, then I don't think that's a good character to bring up.
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Why is like every interview with any classic Y2K era emo or screamo band just them screaming "I'M NOT EMO!!!!!" for 30 minutes to the interviewer?
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>>33962766
she has a lot of fat
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>>33962774
So if she was farmed for food by a cannibal, there would be a lot of tasty good eatin'?
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>>33962207
Yes...
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>>33962743
My favourite mental image
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>>33962770
Yoruichi from bleach is pretty cool
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>>33962207
idk if transactional experiences like penis massages from professional erotic masseuses or blow jobs at the gay bathhouse count.
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>>33962751
You mean our bodies. Because if we swapped places I'd just be getting hit on in your area.
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>>33962207
Me, if you really stretch what counts as "sex" (and by that, I mean oral sex)

I still feel like a loser though
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>>33962748
What does this mean?? Tell me? How are you? You okay? I missed you. Where have you been?
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>>33962752
this has to be satire...
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>>33962786
>You okay?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhZTNgAs4Fc
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>>33962771
Idk
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holy shit myao is still around and namefagging?
im pleasantly surprised, i've been gone the last month~
i wonder how lha is doing
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>>33962770
There's Michiko from Michiko and Hatchin.
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>>33962788
How the fuck is having sex with a gender-nonconforming person an "extreme view"? There's nothing political or opinion-based about such an activity unless you're a dipshit.
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>>33962744
Then piss manually, babe.
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>>33962786
Its weeb shit, its not important
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>>33962791
That fuck needs to lose weight and shave.
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Femanons, tips on how to make it not hurt when she loses her virginity?
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>>33962776
there usually is not a lot of flavor in fat, fat contributes more in mouthfeel

>>33962788
Its not, what would I be satiring?
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>>33962801
It definitely hurt when I was in high school and my crush lost her virginity to a fat goth who wore literal clown face paint and a Spirit Halloween top hat to school every day instead of a guy like me who was in student government and worked out at the school gym every day before and after class.
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>>33962801
if she doesn't know a lot about sex, you can convince her its normal to do anal, then when she's more comfortable with your dick she won't clench up as much

guy btw
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>>33962798
Is this erika kirk?
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>>33962793
Michiko was so hot...
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Anons, how would you feel if you found out that I had fucked ur mum and am actually your biological father?
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>>33962801
Have a small dick.
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>>33962803
>wants to bottom for a bbw tranny
i just assume any hardcore degeneracy is intended as a joke. much like when i encounter actual racists in real life only to laugh harder when i realize they are actually dead serious.
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>>33962812
Yes, I know you do. And if you don't have a dick, you have small dick energy.
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>>33962811
I don't think I'd believe you. I'm a carbon copy of my dad, practically.
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Aaaaaaaaahahahahahaaaaaa
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>>33962814
I like the feel of pressure on me from their bodies, and I like rimming big butts, seems pretty normal to me
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>>33962817
I would have a lot more respect for these powerful men's depraved lifestyles if it didn't involve hanging out with nonces and participating in PDF-file activity.
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>>33962821
but isn't the nonceness a part of the depraved lifestyle
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>>33962824
I mean I've hung out with pansexuals and polyamorous people who have all kinds of crazy ass gay sex and fetish activity without messing with kids. And people who do deserve to immediately be fed live to sharks or wolves, whichever is closer.
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*points and laughs at your cock, then snaps a pic of it and sends it to the gc so all of them can laugh at it too*
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>>33962817
I wouldn't trust donald with my dick
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>women starts her dating video by talking about how le bad the dating landscape is
>less than a minute later talks about dating a guy for 5 days in europe, how to not be attached to someone's son, etc
this bitch is the problem lmao, video closed
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>>33962826
Quite frankly, I'd kill myself on the spot. Right as you're taking the pic.
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>>33962826
Oh no, please don't do that
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>>33962825
what is your gender
and what do you consider a kid exactly
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anons. Is it werid if I really want to get into a free for all fight with some 3 other friends until we get all fucked up?
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I'm basically a super genius for falling for someone who lives nowhere near me.
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I got a girl who was definitely a league above me. I know it's dumb to put them on a pedestal like that, but she was the most seemingly normal girl I've ever been. She wasn't vaxxed, had long legs, perky C cups, great ass, skinny but with fat in the right places, gorgeous exotic face, and... white. We had the same tastes in things, we worked as a team although she was very feisty. I hit the jackpot and after 3 months she dumped me.
I feel like all my gfs before her are nothing in comparison, the ONSes.. it's gut wrenching and it's been sticking in my mind for months. How the fuck do I get out of this funk? How can I even do better? The stars aligned on my seduction of her. I was the most alpha guy in the room, had social proof, everything.
The fall from grace is ROUGH
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>>33962834
I am not going to engage with a pedo defender. Fuck off.
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What do you think of Hatsune Miku?
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>>33962833
sph enjoyer spotted
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>>33962841
I think she isn't real.
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Women, I think I might be a little gay at least. The idea of bending a femboy over and ass raping them to assert dominance is kind of hot.
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>>33962843
And the funny thing is my dick isn't even small.
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>>33962841
I'm a fan. Those Project Diva games are pretty fun. I own a figma of her.
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>>33962840
when did I defend it
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>>33962845
You just like weak things bending to your will because you're a pussy faggot.
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>>33962846
pics or it didnt happen
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>tfw I realize there are only new worlders here at the moment because it is 4:00 AM in evropa
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>>33962851
What happened to trust? Besides I didn't say it was impressive or anything, just not small.
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Why does graduating from this degree feel more like a Fuck-You and an insult than an achievement?
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>>33962850
I'm not a pussy but yeah weak things bending over for me is hot.

If you're not a girl I don't want to talk to you though.
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>>33962855
What degree
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>>33962858
Femboys are not girls, they're boys, fudgepacker.
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>>33962855
>why does having wasted 4 of your prime years studying stuff you will never use in real life for a job you won't get because of DEI feel bad?
It is truly a mystery, anon.
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>>33962863
NTA but femboys are more feminine than most women in the year two thousand twenty five.
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>>33962853
It’s thanksgiving week in the greatest country in the world. Expect higher atoga volume than average
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https://youtu.be/QViR8tO0mBU
How does this ugly fuck get any matches?
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>>33962869
Cause he isnt a judgemental asshole
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>>33962869
Slop I sleep
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>>33962839
Justice, karma, etc
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Women, would you think less of a guy if he posted his cock on /soc/ to farm compliments from gay guys?
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>>33962870
The truth hurts
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>>33962865
>an annoying tiktok ruined my entire life and brain and I literally never got over it
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Jacking off is so boring.
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>>33962874
Cross post it and we'll come to a decision
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>>33962876
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>>33962877
true, getting pussy ruined it for me
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>>33962877
Time to buy an onahole
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>>33962878
It was a hypothetical, besides in those threads it's all straight guys wanting compliments so everyone posts cock and no one rates them.
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>>33962874
Not really
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>>33962754
hihi !

>>33962757
?

>>33962786
a character from my show just died horrifically ㅠㅠ

ive been better lately !! just didn't have much reason to come here for a while, was busy lols
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Women, thoughts on bee sting on your clit?
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>>33962882
I’d rather die, I think.
>>33962880
I almost wish I gave a shit about casual sex. I want to get off, but only with a specific woman.
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>>33962885
Only want to hear from normal women, sorry.
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I'm 35, my last gf was a 20 yo 10/10 normie, previous gfs were 6-7/10's and weird as fuck. Technically I've been upgrading, but I'm also unemployed. What are the chances I can continue to upgrade? I'm getting more and more fit every year, but also crazier and more unhinghed
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>>33962884
Coward
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>>33962894
Height?
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Men would you hold a flashlight under your gf's boobs so she can look through it?
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what do women think of older college guys? like 30+. Girls who are attracted to me/want to compliment me say I'm high 20's, but girls who aren't can see I'm definitely in my 30's
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I’ll post cock once foids post pussy, which means never.
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>>33962901
hell yeah i would, that'd be so cool
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>>33962900
5'6" at the lowest, maybe 7? doesn't matter. Last gf was a little taller, maybe 5'8", had long legs. We'd walk holding hands and I'd have to adjust my elbow up haha
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>>33962901
I would, but she has very small boobs. I guess I could let her shine it through my nuts instead.
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Half of everything in the world is just people trying to sell you stuff or tell you how to spend your money.
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>>33962901
I did that once but she had G cups
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>>33962905
>5'6"
Do you live in the west or in a third world country?
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>>33962792
where u been ?

>i wonder how lha is doing
me 2s :c
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>>33962901
>>33962902
>woman makes retarded question
>instant replies
>dude asks serious question
>no replies
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I wonder what foidh8moid is up to.
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>>33962909
West
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Just told a woman I'm into that her body is "tea". I might have to be put down before whatever I have spreads.
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>>33962914
Yeah, it's over.
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>>33962915
herbal or black?
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>>33962915
oh dear
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>>33962902
Sup, my fellow peer
But not really because I don't want to talk.
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>>33962915
Wdymbt
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>>33962915
Based 30 year old zoomer
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>>33962917
The secret is to live in asia/third world, have property and you can easily meet other white women who will want to spend time with you and kiss or fuck you.

within 3 months in Japan I had kissed 2 germans and fucked 1 french as a white american who had 0 attention from whites girls before. It's horrible
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Fat girls have fat boobs and fat ass, but fat men don't have fat cocks. How is that fair?
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>>33962912
U mad bro?
Why can't you have a fun and interesting question about boobs instead of about being a creepo in college?
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>>33962925
It's not fair for you, girlie pops. The least they could do is have fat nuts or something.
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Women, what is your favorite piece of clothing that men wear?
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>>33962921
sup
>>33962926
wasnt me who posted that
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>>33962925
Fat men can still be tall and have good bone structure and be neurotypical
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>>33962915
Hah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpUlXDRayvQ
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>>33962929
kilts
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>>33962925
It would be pretty funny if extremely fat guys had potato-shaped dicks.
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Yo
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>>33962853
europe is a shithole you moron
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>>33962924
Japs are not gonna like hearing that.
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>>33962935
ostrich-egg shaped penis
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>>33962929
V neck shirts.
Men have slutty little collar bones.
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>>33962940
How turgid
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>>33962939
You should see all the nepalese in the countryside. It's ogre. They prefer whites to browns.
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>>33962940
>egg shaped penis
You dont need to be fat for that.
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>>33962924
nta, but the women you've been plowing disgust me dude
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>>33962899
I posted it, happy now?
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>>33962945
wdym? You dont like germans or french?
Tbh the germans were not very hot/cute. The south african I fucked was much prettier, way taller than me, slim/thick. The french, holy shit, a total goddess.
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>>33962946
Did you miss the part where I told you to cross post it?
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Need mousy gf.
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>>33962950
need mouse gf
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>>33962947
Don't listen to him, people on this thread are retarded.
Like
>yeah europeans totally aren't the most beautiful people on earth bro, you should date a thirdie girl, bro.
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Need pikimin to go where I tell them
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>>33962947
women who go abroad to some exotic country just to stay at tourist traps and plow some dude who probably looks like what they have at home. it's not the promiscuity that get's me, it's them spending money on shit because they feel they have to spend it for social status
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>>33962937
>>33962953
this not real (?)
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>>33962953
i need to replay pikmin 4 with the new update
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>>33962955
NTA
>it's them spending money on shit because they feel they have to spend it for social status
All normies are like that - and women are, by definition, normies.
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>>33962952
yeah, im an european. id take latinas or asians over euro women anyday
>europeans totally aren't the most beautiful people on earth bro
they are the reason why europeans would leave their continent and colonize other places, you just watch too much gay vintage shit
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>>33962949
>>33962946
Let's see that dick, anon.
She asked you nicely.
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>>33962956
maybe it is? maybe it isn't?
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Femanons, do we like one piece?
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>>33962959
After 10 years of dating latinas and asians... I just can't bro. Their pheromones are way off, once you've gone white on white, everything else is in spite. Will euro girls accept me? They're much nicer than american girls from my experience
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>>33962968
european women are just the same as american women, just poorer.
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>>33962959
Dude I'm latin american and I can't wait to leave this shithole so I can finally date a visually pleasing woman.
It's not even about race - terrible diet and harsh sun makes you age like absolute shit.
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>>33962956
Nah it's me lol :)
>>33962957
I'm replaying them all rn, gonna finish the first game tomorrow and start 2 on sunday. I played 3 for like 30 mins, still don't own the 4th game
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>>33962970
the french girl I dated definitely had class and was from a rich family. I really fumbled but I think she just saw me as a dirty rockstar sleazebag she could fuck with before going home and acting like a princess. She had a hidden tattoo her mommy didn't know about. fucking bitch!!!
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>>33962971
tu és brasileiro e não sabes onde encontrar brasileiras boas? foda-se meu, estou literalmente a 15 minutos a Este e Oeste de centenas delas e moro numa cidade pequena.
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>>33962979
That post sounds like it was writen by a portuguese trying to sound like a brazilian lol
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>>33962979
>>33962982
>That post
*you post
Fuck, I should go to sleep, I'm barely able to write stuff rn
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>>33962978
>had class
oh yeah, and a bit of a disney princess complex. not that it's a bad thing, but i prefer south americans anyway
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>>33962982
i don´t see that as a bad thing
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>>33962987
Why do you like them more? I'd be down for brazil/uruguay or somewhere a little more white (is that a thing?). I've met some jap/brazilians who were pretty cute but never really got anything going
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Is Sage a good nonbinary name?
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>>33962997
meh, each culture has its ups and downs in europe. but south american women are cool because they are more easy going
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>>33963002
It all depends on how androgynous you look.
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>>33962960
Probably against the rules to crosspost NSFW stuff on a blue board, don't want to chance it.
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>>33962817
The thing is they're just gonna say it's AI and no one will know better
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>>33963013
It's not. You put the home board infront of the post# like this and add an extra arrow
>>>/soc/34529108
Dis you?
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>>33962965
What's the deal with women and hands
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why do women do this
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>>33963034
They want to put his fingers in their pussy. That's what's up.
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>>33963038
Why not mine
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Im going to die alone its over
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>>33962821
>PDF-file
I paused my anime to come tell you that this isn't a YouTube comment section. This is 4chan. Say pedophile all you want. Pedophile Pedophile Pedophile. Just don't be such a hueg faggot again.

Here is a photo of pedobear from AX11
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>>33963045
real.
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>>33963045
I'm going to die alone so I can do whatever I want and follow my own goals. I am NOT a failed normalfag
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MTG quit

Women, do you think it's ok to succumb to the blackpill when you realize your side is a combination of retards and opportunists?
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>>33962970
Other way around.
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>>33963042
I'd put his fingers in my pussy for him.
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>>33963059
You know, maybe I'm doing this "get a gf" thing wrong

Maybe I just need to exist living my best life until some girl's hornyposting about me in a random ass 4chan
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I hate women so much.
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>>33962874
Yes
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>>33963018
>Dis you?
No one can prove it either way.
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>>33963062
But you're not him, are you?
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>>33963055
What is MTG, and black pill, and what side?
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>>33963056
european women arent richer than north american women.
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>>33963062
Why would you even want a gf?
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>>33963071
Are you thinking or Eastern Europe?
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>>33963069
I'm not your him, but I could be another girl's him

>>33963073
because women are nice, fun, cute and squishy
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>>33963075
Women are not nice or fun
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>>33963075
But how are women going to horny post about you? Are you going to browse missed connections on /soc/ or craigslist?
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>>33963074
youre another one of those deluded retards who mentally still lives in 2006, arent you?
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>>33963075
I agree with the other anon, women are horrible.
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>>33963084
>>33963077
You guys should kiss
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>>33963084
>>33963077
sounds like you're around the wrong women

>>33963080
I don't want to see it I just want to imagine she's doing it
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>>33963086
They're all like that.
>>33963085
Fujos belong in a garbage can.
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>>33963082
Go back to your minimum wage
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>>33963059
What exactly do you like about him other than how he looks?
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>>33963086
Oh ok. You sure that's all the delusion you need?
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>>33963093
I like his voices. He's silly too.
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>>33963091
I would be surprised if you earned more than minimum wage despite not knowing what averages, medians an modes are
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>>33963094
no all I want is to be pursued since my attempts at pursuing have all failed.
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>>33963100
So.. you know you could just make yourself more attractive to women and they might hit on you.
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>>33963096
do you like that he's like a super woke lefty?
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>>33963109
He has nice opinions, yeah.
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>>33963098
All that free health care and education, if only they could live the american dream lol
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I need a busty filipina gf bouncing on it crazy style
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>>33963109
You're talking to a white, millennial single mother. I'm not sure what you expected.
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>>33963112
>now it also thinks I'm an american too
This is why nobody likes us, europeans are known of being so full of themselves they actually have their heads stuck up their asses. I wish we had no free healtcare and education, maybe shit would work if someone paid for it
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Autists should be culled at birth
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did u guys know its over
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>>33963118
Who do you think pays for it haha
Aaw you tried
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Women will bully you into posting cock then ignore you, life sucks.
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>>33963122
Women too
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>>33963119
>>33963119
>>33963119
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>>33963128
That was a guy. We don’t want that, cmon anon
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>>33963128
You didn't confirm or deny directly if that was your cock and you didn't cross link, and I'm not banned for crosslinking.
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>>33963127
it goes unpaid, retard. it's finnanced by debt
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>>33963135
It's called plausible deniability.
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>>33963104
isn't that what I implied in my first post?
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