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>>33976602
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I'm horny!
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I really hope the bug titty filipino girl that I graduated college with is on tinder. I’m too afraid to reach out to her on instagram
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>>33979069
>bug
Racist much?
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>>33979069
Big*
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Girls -

As a 6'5" 130lbs guy, I look pretty odd. It's not something I can hide either. I stand out in whatever room I'm in. My question is - how can I style my very long, very skinny physique in a way that appeals to the female gaze?
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>>33979074
how the fuck i'm the same weight at 511 and i'm already like on the edge of death skinny
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>Gender
Have you read Epstein’s email?
>Introducing Epstein simulator!

https://jmail.world/?page=2
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My dating plan has already failed and I didn't even get to the point where I make an account. It's over.
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>>33979074
Are you a skeleton who was summoned by a necromancer? I have a bottle of holy water with me, js.
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>>33979080
I actually wish I had that anon's physique, I have become a fat living bulge lately.
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>>33979076
>>33979080
I actually have a connective tissue disorder called Marfan's Syndrome which, among other things, creates an unusually tall and scrawny physique.

So, it's not even that I'm just tall and lanky; it's very obvious there's something wrong with me. Kinda like the inverse of dwarfism, I suppose.
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>>33979074
I need photo evidence. There’s no way you’re that skinny unless you’re literally a prisoner in auschwitz
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>>33979074
Having you tried eating more and gaining muscle?
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>>33979086
>Marfan's Syndrome
Heck...
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I didn't have a long-term relationship until I was 36, Jesus fucking Christ. What was wrong with me?
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>>33979094
Damn, it makes your dick small?
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>>33979095
At least you had one dude... I reckon I'll go past 36 without having a proper one...
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>>33979094
I'm a manlet. If i wasn't tall, with my luck, i would probably have Marfan's.
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>>33979043
Korrasami? You've had FFF threesomes, too?
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>>33979074
Are you anorexic? seriously asking.
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Hey people
How are you doing?
Anything nice happening recently?
Today I managed to draw for a whole hour even if I didn't really have the motivation when I started
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What do you do for fun?
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>>33979089
Unfortunately it's extremely hard for me to put on weight, and I'm prohibited from doing cardio because of my condition.

>>33979094
Yeah, it can be rough. Fortunately I don't have many of the disfigurements, like pectus excavatum or scoliosis. I'm just really tall and noodly.

>>33979096
I 'lucked' out by having above average dick, which my tiny physique makes look even bigger. The few girls I've been with were pretty enthusiastic about it. But I'm so non-masculine looking, in addition to being awkward, that it's hard for me to get that far with girls.
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>>33979069
>I’m too afraid to reach out to her on instagram
Why? Just do it! You know you want those chocolate chip nipples in your mouth. The worst that can happen is she ignores you or says no. What if she's on bumble or hinge instead of tinder?
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>>33979098
fuck, i meant if i was tall
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>>33979103
Drawing and listening to my mp3
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>>33979102
>Today I managed to draw for a whole hour even if I didn't really have the motivation when I started
Do that enough times
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>>33979103
I haven't had fun in years.
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>>33979102
>>33979110
What do you guys draw and listen to?
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Where do I meet Clingy GF
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>>33979103
Isn't the guy in the bubble definitely dead?
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>>33979103
I know you just wanted to show off that webm, but...
Hiking, cooking, video games, youtube, gardening, travelling.
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>>33979069
One of the ways i realized i wasn't perceived as a nerd or geek, was that no Asian women aren't into me and i'm not into them.
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>>33979095
as a 37 year old with no ltr experience, what is it like to be dating someone for the first time? does anything feel awkward, or does it seem natural? does your SO know about your lack of experience? how did they react to it?
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>Gender
Do you ever get so horny that your stomach drops like you're looking down from a high place?
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>>33979074
>how can I style my very long, very skinny physique in a way that appeals to the female gaze?
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>>33979121
No?
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>>33979117
In the library after work.
Note library is closed next few days due to holiday. She will probably be at home trying to read with company around.
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>>33979125
>M
No, but sometimes I am so insanely horny that I'm afraid if I had a gf, I would just utterly crush and destroy her under my primal lust for her.
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>>33979126
men peacocking is so cringe
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>compliment a girl on tiktok
>she blocks me

am I really that chopped?
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>>33979102
hi
overall im fine and have nothing lifechanging or urgent happening so things could be worse. feeling pretty down about personal/social stuff so could be better too
im working for 12 hours today and then going home to work on some tabletop shit for later this week. i wanted to do it sat/sun/monday but i couldnt get motivated to do it, so i know how you feel sometimes. i just need to initally push through and itll start being alright.
how are you, are you looking forward to thanksgiving week if youre US?
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>>33979127
Flipping around that quickly, getting sent into the air that fast, his organs must be mush.
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>>33979130
Okay, and how tall is your boyfriend?
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>>33979126
White men in asian countries aren't ensouled
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>>33979103
Ok but that same image is why they don't become ceo's
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>>33979126
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British people
Would you say "a hippy" or "an hippy"?
Why?
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>>33979113
Trying:)
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>>33979105
>I lucked out
>I don’t get that far with girls

You should jerk off in the subway. Public indecency only apply to men with small dick. Women and big dick man can flsh whoever they want!
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>>33979144
Swedish people are known for having no allegience to their own people
Why do you think Swedish immigrants have zero presence in America? Entire swedish towns with no swedish culture. A really pathetic nation
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>>33979126
I do kind of lean in this direction, but I desu I just feel awkward. I'm surrounded by dudes in t shirts and jeans and nice sneakers. If I try dressing like them, I just look like I freakish imitation. If I try to do my own thing, it makes me stand out even more.

I will never be traditionally masculine, so maybe just doing my own thing is the only move I have.
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>>33979148
They do have a small presence, but the state with their largest presence is the same one that all the Somalis flock to.
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>>33979150
>the same one that all the Somalis flock to.
And thats what they deserve. Same thing happened to their country. Hope they enjoy that
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>>33979152
Swedes don't worry about shooters, they worry about grenadiers. Shit's insane.
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>>33979125
M
Yes, sometimes it lasts for hours and I'm walking around half chubbed leaking precum.
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>>33979147
Sadly I live in the suburbs, so no public indecency on the subway for me.
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She has the biggest titties and the most beautiful smile bros…
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>>33979149
I think so long as you aren't twirling around for a cameraman, you're fine.
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>>33979116
It's both me:)
I'm trying to practice anatomy and Listening to this
https://youtu.be/l6pxa-uzRag?si=3-T60FjGExcE8TFO
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men hurt my feelings every day. whatever. this guys just told me its weird i dont have instagram.
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>>33979107
I’m afraid I’ll come off as creepy and/or desperate if I follow her on Instagram and then immediately dm her. Idek what I’d say to convey I want to sexo her
>>33979123
I’m definitely a nerd. I had asian girls throwing themselves at me throughout high school and college but I was too autistic to realize it at the time
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>>33979145
a hippie
That was just how it was written the first time I saw it. we also use "a" for other subcultures, a punk, a mod, a goth etc.
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>>33979161
Who has instagram? Isn't that some weird Facebook thing?
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>>33979159
lol

I actually hate cameras. I always freeze and look awkward. I dunno how people find their mojo and take sexy tinder pics.
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>>33979086
>Marfan's Syndrome
Oh damn. I learned about that in school. The heart and eye shit scared me a lot ngl.
>>33979105
>Fortunately I don't have many of the disfigurements
That's a relief
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>>33979134
>tabletop shit
It's like d&d right? I've always been curious about fantasy games like that
>looking forward to thanksgiving week
No Thanksgiving for me, but maybe I'll still look for some recipes to try from yt
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>>33979162
>I’m afraid I’ll come off as creepy and/or desperate if I follow her on Instagram and then immediately dm her.
It really depends, how well did you know her? Adding someone you're acquainted with and then immediately messaging to them isn't weird. Especially on a follow request. Basically accepting and refollowing is permission to be DM'd.
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how much weight do i have to lose to get with fat bitches? (I currently weigh around 500 pounds)
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AAAAAAAAHRIGEPIGHSIH
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>>33979177
Stop sneezing on my dick.
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>>33979167
>Oh damn. I learned about that in school. The heart and eye shit scared me a lot ngl.

Yeah, I found out when I got my pre-college physical after graduating hs. I thought it was a death sentence.

I'm still avoiding the cardiologist because I just don't want to know. The idea of needing heart surgery terrifies me.
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>>33979149
I don't mind the look desu
the bug tattoo is cool
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>>33979074
130lbs? You need to eat more.
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>>33979184
Appreciate it. I'm pretty timid, so I wanted to get something that would force me to stop hiding.
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"I don't really want children to be honest" says every woman working in childcare with a pet dog that they dress up in human clothes and call their baby.
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>>33979187
>I'm pretty timid
You don't
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took the plunge and finally shaved my head. Krillin-maxed Short King looking for his Android 18
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>>33979194
Hell yeah dude, I shave my head every so often and it feels great.
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>>33979190
Yeah, dummy, that's because most dogs don't grow up to rape women, molest kids, or beat their wives the way that male children do when they grow up.
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>>33979187
>force me to stop hiding
That's good
Socializing is like any other muscle
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>>33979181
>I'm still avoiding the cardiologist because I just don't want to know.
That's stupid, either you'll need surgery and you can prepare yourself for it or there's nothing wrong and you're worrying for nothing. If you don't get it checked you could drop dead in the street.
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When my professor called me an "original thinker", was that a backhanded insult or fake compliment? Was he saying I'm mentally crazy?
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>>33979103
read manga
write short stories
draw (terribly but i wanna get better)
lift
go for walks
play videogames
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>>33979201
gonna need more context
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>>33979201
Mine called me an Original Prankster.
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>>33979201
Should be obvious from context
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>>33979200
Yeah, I know and agree. My fear isn't even the pain or stress of recovery; it's the likelihood of being on meds for the rest of my life that will effect me in various ways (and also the healthcare costs associated with them). It feels like living as an even more broken individual.
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I still haven't decided on a tattoo, there are so many good choices and styles to choose from. Anon told me to wait a year, which I obviously won't do. But with ADHD, it's hard to commit to just one thing.
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>>33979201
My prof said I had "lateral thinking" once and from the tone she seemed to mean well...
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>>33979201
When I was in college, I handed in a short story containing an underage rape scene. My professor wrote 'Another fascinating effort!' lmao

It's just a funny anecdote now.
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Why do women like this phenotype so much? I dont get it.
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>>33979207
>it's the likelihood of being on meds for the rest of my life that will effect me in various ways (and also the healthcare costs associated with them)
Didn't think about this because I'm not American.
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>>33979195
I'd rather have hair than no hair, but I'd rather be cueball than rock a skullet. play the cards you're dealt, as they say
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>>33979210
She wanted to see your horizontal skills.
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>>33979211
I wrote a story where the backstory of the Cask of Amontillado was that the fat dude who gets buried alive roofied and raped the other dude's girlfriend at a party. The professor was very nice about the graphic sexual assault scene I described.
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>>33979212
Was this post stuck in the server since 2010?
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>>33979207
Seems like a Bandaid situation... The sooner you find out the best it will be
But I can definitely empathize, I'm delaying my doctor appointments too
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>>33979212
>>33979219
I looked kind of like that in 2010. Fuck, I wish I still did. Now I look like a tan, fat frog with a self-medicating kratom habit and depression. The only thing still left over from 2010 is my black graphic tees and the cuts on my arms.
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>>33979217
Kek c'mon I was in Highschool
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>>33979212
I don't think they do?
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Gender
Age
Do you know what this is?
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>>33979212
Powerful crafty mind that can be used if tamed well enough.
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>>33979225
Male
31
Floppy disk
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>>33979212
symmetric face, fluffy hair, masculine eyebrows, nice skin, big eyes, not too thin lips
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>>33979225
I don't believe there are people who don't... They must have seen at least one in some tiktok 90'ies aesthetic edit?
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>>33979201
my professor called me a retard whose parents didn't teach him any manners. he gave me a b+ at least.
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>>33979225
Save button ahh item fr
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>>33979225
unc pls...
>>33979233
kek
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>>33979225
3½ floppy, if you know what I mean ;)
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>>33979238
shtu the fuck up lol
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>>33979225
M
32
floppy disk

what makes them floppy anyway?
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>>33979212
Young and rebellious, fun, risk taking, good natured... He's a type
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>>33979145
a hippy
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>>33979225
M, 37
That's the Save Button icon. I didn't know someone 3D printed one.
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>>33979161
Normies gonna norm don't take it personally
Depends how he said it though tbf, saying it's weird is mean I screen but he probably didn't mean it that seriously
My work crush thinks it's weird I don't have snapchat or tiktok or whatever else zoomers use but was just bantering I think
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>>33979241
iirc they changed the outside shell to a hard one, originally it was flexible
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>>33979235
>unc pls...
u're prob older than me, lel
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>>33979208
I have ADHD and I waited five years between deciding on my design and getting my tattoo.
I don't have the impulsive symptoms of ADHD though. Just the hyperfixation to research all the tattoo artists I could and the perfectionism to make sure I got everything as good as it could be
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>>33979250
tbdesu probably... sigh
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>>33979241
>what makes them floppy anyway
The actual disk is flexible, the hard plastic is just a casing.
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>>33979249
the OG floppies, the 8 inchers from the 70s, were sold raw originally and were floppy. They got redesigned to have a hard shell to protect them, and then the 5¼ and 3½ mini versions were designed to look like the 8" one so they got called floppies too even though they were never sold without the shell as far as I know.
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>>33979225
M. 30. Not only do I know what it is, I occasionally still need to use them.
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Apartment viewing went well
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>>33979208
choosing 'what' might become simpler if you know 'why' first... Why do you you need a tattoo? Why now? What made you decide to go for it?
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>>33979208
Just bite the bullet anon. They're probably all cool ideas. You're allowed to get more than one tattoo lol
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>>33979256
ah. cool
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>>33979176
please respond
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>>33979262
nigger what kind of question is that
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>tfw work crush just messaged "U awake" (I didn't open the popup), it's almost midnight
Do I reply or do I just wait til the morning desu where I hopefully feel better
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>>33979264
answer now >:)
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>>33979264
answer right fucking now anon
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>>33979253
Nta
Sounds like something I could do... How did you find out you have ADHD?
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>>33979258
Hell yeah, are you looking for an apartment or selling/renting? Do you think you'll take it?
>>33979267
I'm tired though and what if I say something stupid
I already feel bad that I didn't meet her for drinks tonight (even though she covered my shift yesterday)
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>>33979225
M
31
floppy disk
they weren't really used by the time i started using a computer, but they were around
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>>33979168
yeah my group plays dnd, its pretty fun and lighthearted, i got a great group of friends from out of the game that like playing in my homemade campaign. its a good mix of roleplaying and making numbers go up to do more damage so everyone enjoys it. any particular thing youre curious on? happy to answer any questions while here
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>>33979261
they're really thin celluloid that's easy to scratch or break. the 8" cases spun at such low RPMs they didn't even need a dedicated spin axis in their housing, they just lined the casing with felt and let the disc sit au naturale in there.
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>>33979263
I wanna live a fat life with a fat wife but it's clear fat women aren't sexually aroused by fat guys
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>>33979269
OK, what should I reply, idk what to say lol
Feels easier to just say "sorry I was asleep lol" in the morning and chat tomorrow (well today now...)
Ngl she scares me but in a good way
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>>33979225
Male
27
Yes, when I was in elementary school, our computer lab still had floppies.
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>>33979276
You have to account for the pelvic fat. Fat girl and fat guy means you're losing inches on both sides.
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>>33979278
you respond "yeah, wyd?" or "yeah, wassup?"
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>>33979267
My phone's also about to die lol I need to stick it on the charger
>>33979281
OK I can phrase it how I talk
Nah I need to go to sleep, I haven't had dinner and am in a bad mood, I'll talk to her tomorrow after breakfast
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>>33979225
M
21
a diskquettette
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>>33979280
i thought size didn't matter
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>>33979253
>I don't have the impulsive symptoms of ADHD
I do
>>33979259
>Why do you you need a tattoo?
I want to show my insides on the outside. To put what is in my mind on my body
>>33979260
Yeah, I will do just that after I get tired of choosing
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>>33979274
>any particular thing youre curious on?
How much time does the preparation before the actual game take?
From what I know, one of the players writes a story and the others (who in the meantime made their own OCs) will act like characters in said story...
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>>33979270
Nta but I got diagnosed by a psych a couple years ago, my life was very dysfunctional and they gave me a DSM-5 assessment I think it's called
I also want to get a bunch of tattoos lol but can't afford currently
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>>33979270
>How did you find out you have ADHD?
A teacher gently suggested it to my parents in the middle of my last year at school and we went to a psychiatrist and he said "yeah this guy absolutely has ADHD". (Then we found out both my brother and dad have it too)
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>>33979287
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>>33979125
M
A little bit, but it's just a quick feeling when I think of something arousing and I'm really horny.
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>>33979287
It does, the ideal fat girl partner is a lanky guy with a big dick so it gets in deep past the pussy cushion.
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>>33979288
>Show my insides on the outside
Hah. That is kinda funny, it's the reason I desisted from getting one
What do you want the world to know, exactly?
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>>33979212
That was me from 13-17. Some dude said I looked like Harry Styles, and I just got assmad because all that meant to me was "boy band faggot".

Didn't notice any attention from girls, though.
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>>33979267
>>33979269
I also can't really afford to go out with her which sux
Been trying to make some extra money via other avenues but it's not a lot
I'll probs respond in the morning but if you guys have any more advice I'll take it
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>>33979267
Idk why she would message me at midnight though, hopefully this means she likes me back...
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Gender
Okay, the other day I got wasted at a party with alcohol and other stuff, so I went to buy water and some snacks. But the shopkeeper said I looked too wasted, so he refused to let me in. So I peed on his door and ran away. Who was right in this situation?
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>>33979271
>I already feel bad that I didn't meet her for drinks tonight (even though she covered my shift yesterday)
Classic, selfish narc piece of shit. lol
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>>33979301
M
yeah fuck that guy
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>>33979290
I see, hope you're doing better now
>can't afford currently
Yea, the prices are ridiculous
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>>33979291
I see, there's a genetic component then?
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>>33979264
i always wonder how it is normies get eachothers phone numbers so easily
nobody has ever offered theirs to me
i dont think ive asked for a phone number from a dude since middle school, from a girl, uh, never in my life
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>>33979301
M
Dick move on his part but you're also kind of an ass for pissing on his door lol
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>>33979306
Yep. Something like 80% of all people with ADHD have at least one parent with ADHD. It's also somehow genetically linked to other neurodivergencies
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>>33979289
really depends, i'd say most days im at least doing brainstorming or thinking of story ideas but it probably takes me a handful of hours per week to really sit down and get everything in writing. i will say a lot of the times i overprepare, which is fine because i can potentially use that in a later time so nothing really is wasted.
and yeah how you describe it is pretty accurate, it boils down to being a group writing project imo. i think good tables have a lot of balance on the writing part of it, as good dungeon masters do what they can to incorporate their player characters into the setting to really get them involved, and good pcs do what they can to follow the setting in a respectable manner.
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>>33979257
I hope you mean you have an old PC Jr. sitting around that you fuck with occasionally, and not that you're actually storing anything meaningful on a floppy disk.
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>>33979304
>the prices are ridiculous
Tbf though I'd wanna pay for something good and compensate the artist properly
>>33979302
I mean she'd just got back from vacation, she told me she appreciated the extra money so she could go to the tanning salon and get her hair done lol
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>>33979264
yeah you fell for the classic anxious trap. don't ever do this "I'll look at it in the morning when I'm fresh and have slept on it" bullshit again. People LOVE it when you reply to them.

And when someone messages you "u awake" it's because they want to be emotionally vulnerable with you. and possibly also because they want to have sex with you
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>>33979314
Legacy equipment at work.
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>>33979301
Was he indian?
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>>33979307
>normies get eachothers phone numbers so easily
We're in a work WhatsApp group so she has my number from there
She asked if I have snap/insta etc. but I don't use social media
>>33979312
Yeah, I have adhd and my mom has the 'tism
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>>33979313
Sounds fun desu:)
It reminds me of the way I used to play with other kids, always making up stories and super powers... Usually we picked some existing character tho
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Hmph, le sigh. I am le sad.
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>>33979315
Ok, piece of human trash narc.
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>>33979314
nta but one of the cnc machines at the auto shop i work at still use floppies
there used to be one that used punch tape but they got rid of it shortly after i started working there. it hadnt been operational for years though
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how do i get into manga

the girl im talking to is really into it and its her favorite medium to engage with and i really wanna have stuff in common with her i just dont like a lot of what ive seen, shes really into it and the idea of sharing it w/her is really cool to me i just dont have a big frame of reference ig
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>>33979318
Honestly I guess I shouldn't say anything. Until last year we still had a few T1s at work, and we still have some networking stuff that was installed in the 90s.
Still though, I hope that isn't serving any kind of mission critical function. Someday your floppies will wear out, and getting new ones isn't easy.
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State gender.

Who is the facially beautiful woman of all time?

>Not counting things like body type, hairstyle, skin tone, fashion sense, personality type, whether they "hit the wall" hard, or anything else. Just counting facial structure.
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>>33979315
>compensate the artist properly
True true
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>>33979264
women don't text guys they don't like late at night
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>>33979316
>classic anxious trap
I'm just an anxious person ig. I don't want to be lame
I've drunk messaged her a few times lol but I'm totally sober tonight
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>>33979330
very simple:
1) find manga you think may be cool
2) open it
3) look at the pictures and read the words
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>>33979330
What kinds of stories do u like outside of manga, maybe I can rec u some stuff. Also ask her what she likes, she would probably appreciate it if you explored some of it
>>33979333
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my mother of course!!! :D
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>>33979336
yeah and you have to learn to be able to reply to people when they're asking you stuff which obviously deserves a quick answer
she's asking if you're up right now because she wants to know if you're up right now
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>>33979333
your mom haaha
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>>33979338
thanks
>>33979339
idk i like war movies and dramas. Also La La Land
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>>33979333
I don't know, but I'm sure she is pale and has dark hair.
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>>33979324
Anything on your mind
>>33979330
Ask her what her favs are or what she recommends for a newbie
>>33979327
Uwot
>>33979335
I guess, dunno if it's platonic though (but either way she's cool)
>>33979340
I'm just not good with being put on the spot lol, my knee jerk reaction is to put my phone on silent and go to bed
Ig I'm a pussy
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>>33979295
>What do you want the world to know, exactly?
My darker parts, the desires for sex, violence, and dominance that I cannot always contain. Also, I like to make them personified rather than abstract or symbolic, so I want a succubus, demons, and other creatures to tattoo on me.
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>>33979333
>State gender.
M
>Who is the facially beautiful woman of all time?
I think mid-late 90's Angelina Jolie had a face card like no other. You could probably argue that her lips were helping a lot though.
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>>33979340
She'll probably also have a go at me for being up this late, she told me the other day at work I should go to bed earlier
OK I promise I'll reply in the morning though
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>>33979340
You are wasting your time.
He never listens to any advice ever, he just enjoys letting his mental illnesses run the show and then cry about it later.
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>>33979346
>My darker parts, the desires for sex, violence, and dominance that I cannot always contain.
This is probably the kind of stuff a dog thinks before it humps a couch cushion.
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>>33979345
>I'm just not good with being put on the spot lol
Okay? I don't understand why you're telling me this. I also used to be bad at getting put on the spot and I also used to do the exact same thing where I'd read a "u up?" message and go to sleep because I was afraid of having to play the game of social interaction when I was tired and therefore worse at it. But you don't want to fucking STAY like that, do you?
>>33979349
Who is it?
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>>33979333
My girlfriend
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>>33979333
M, no idea about all time lol, Audrey Hepburn was very beautiful tho
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>>33979323
mhmm its a good time, happy to oblige your curiosity anon
yeah its very much like that in a way, and when potentially certain conflicts occur, dice are rolled to determine outcome
>Usually we picked some existing character tho
lol its funny you mention that, ive made some meme characters that were blatent ripoffs of like superheroes or some anime character and theyve been some of the most fun ive had while playing at the table. basically i like games when they have equal amount of seriousness and goofy fun
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>>33979347
If she were blonde with thin lips, nobody would think she's that hot
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>>33979346
>personified
Plenty of mythological figures to choose from
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>>33979352
Post hand so we can see her.
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>>33979346
ah so basically an edgy 15 year old lmao
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>>33979351
>you don't want to fucking STAY like that, do you?
No, that's true
K I promise I won't do it again
Think it's a bit late tonight but I will reply in the morning
>>33979349
Nah it helped to talk to anons and get some advice. At least I know what to do next time and also how to respond in the morning
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>>33979353
Dem eyes
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>>33979333
m
grace kelly
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>>33979346
how old are you?
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>>33979333
M

Couldn't say, but it occurs to me that there's a big difference between what I consider beautiful and what I'd like to fuck.

For instance, I'd consider Audrey Hepburn a legendary beauty, but I'd much rather fuck the shit out of Margot Robbie.
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>>33979351
>Who is it?
It is qt.
Certified sex pest, biggest narcissist in the thread who enjoys hurting his friends just because he feels like it. He also crashes out like once a week spamming the thread with nonsense.
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>>33979354
>meme characters
I need at least one example now
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>>33979364
>it occurs to me that there's a big difference between what I consider beautiful and what I'd like to fuck
Many such cases!
Nobody thought Gianna Michaels was beautiful.
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>>33979357
My hand?
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>>33979360
Fr, she had the look
I think she's just one of those people that men and women can universally agree was really beautiful
>>33979364
Margot Robbie is gorgeous too tbf. There's a reason she was cast as Barbie lol
>>33979365
>crashes out like once a week
Only once a week?
It helped to ask for advice and I'll respond in the morning in a few hours, no need to get your knickers in a twist
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Are all the burger femanons on vacation already? It's a sausage fest
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>>33979367
>Nobody thought Gianna Michaels was beautiful.

That's always been interesting to me, because I need to find a pornstar attractive in order to masturbate to her. I always just assumed the people jacking off to Gianna were somehow able to find her attractive lol
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>>33979333
F
Hayley Williams
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>>33979358
>>33979363
I tried to make it less needlessly poetic. I write novels so I have a bad habit of writing like this. And well, anyway I don't know how to express my feelings better than this. I'm a very emotional and emotionally driven person.
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>>33979333
the answer is >her of course
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Remember NEETS, if qt can get a job then you can too!
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>>33979369
Why are you lying? You are going to stay up shitposting in /atoga/ for the next 5 hours, and then in the morning you'll feel like shit and you'll use that as a justification to not respond properly after all. Fuck everyone else, you're having fun right now and your fun always comes first.
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>>33979379
i do have a job
still feel like a neet
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>>33979369
>Margot Robbie is gorgeous too tbf. There's a reason she was cast as Barbie lol

True. It's just interesting the different vibes people give. I'll sometimes watch Hallmark movies with my mom during the holidays; everyone is attractive in a generic way, but there are some actresses I'd love to get down and dirty with, and others who I can admire but who don't do much for me.
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>>33979369
I love women with bangs like this. Ladies what is that style called?
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>>33979350
lmao

>>33979375
>I'm a very emotional and emotionally driven person.
You are not helping your case and I am starting to find myself agreeing with those anons calling you an emo teen.
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>>33979380
He doesn't care, he choses to be shit.
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>>33979342
hmm i don't know too many animes/mangas about war.

the nausicaa manga is really cool, there's a bunch of war scenes in it, even though it's not completely about war. scifi/fantasy with a lot of cool action and emotional moments. the movie is completely different and shorter but still fun.

attack on titan maybe, manga and anime. mix of fantasy, war, bit of politics

legend of the galactic heroes is another classic. the og anime is really good. lots of politicking and then watching space fleets and soldiers blow each other up and some really great emotional moments. i know a few girls who like it partially because of main character being really pretty and probably bisexual lol. also uses a lot of classic music for the ost which is neat.

all you need is kill might be interesting to you, scifi-- was turned into the movie with tom cruise, edge of tomorrow

if u like mechs i could also rec stuff from there too. but it's mostly animes and movies.
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Do women dislike quiet guys? Will a quiet guy always lose to a gregarious guy?
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>>33979346
Gayest thing I've read whole year. Congrats anon.
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>>33979333
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I've always thought Susan Sarandon was a very beautiful woman.
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>>33979366
a few years ago i made pic related, basically some eccentric shapeshifting druid who told everyone he met that he was a doctor and that he could help people, generally he did for a price. he also had a pet gorilla named the chosen one - not really a part of the actual character but it was something that i needed to do. i was basically added in the middle of a campaign so i didnt want to rock the boat too hard but everyone loved it immediately
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>>33979375
>I write novels
Are they any good?
You make a living like that?
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>>33979350
Fucking kek
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>>33979333
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Alyson Hannigan does something for me
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Alright I got a question, for the women. Why do you lie about the reason that you wear skin tight clothing to the gym? You're not fooling anybody. You know why you do it, I know why you do it, everyone knows why you do it.

Nobody for a second buys this bullshit of
>"I wear skin tight, wedgie inducing booty shorts and a 2 cm long bra for comfort."

All of the men in the gym who are doing the exact same lifts as you are wearing t-shirts and sweatpants. Do women have some sort of disability where their bodies require skin tight clothing to be mobile? No, of course not.

So just tell the truth. You wear it for attention. You want people to look at your body. Which is fine, there is nothing wrong with that. But be honest, stop fucking lying about it.
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>>33979392
Peak
If I ever find it in me to socialize with a group of people again, I might aim for the closest d&d group
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>>33979271
Renting, and yeah. It’s a brand new suite and looks really good
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>>33979397
men whore themselves out at the gym too
grey sweatpants and tank tops that show their ugly nipples
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>>33979391
>Susan Sarandon
Aren't the boobs doing some heavy lifting there?
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>>33979388
No I like quiet guys. We sit in silence together.
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>>33979342
Onward Towards Our Noble Deaths, by Shigeru Mizuki

>Onward Towards Our Noble Deaths (Japanese: 総員玉砕せよ!, Hepburn: Sōin Gyokusai Seyo!; literally "Whole Unit Ought to Fight to Death!")[note 1] is a one-shot manga written and illustrated by Shigeru Mizuki. In it, Mizuki describes his experiences as a soldier participating in the New Guinea campaign during World War II. He portrays the final weeks of his infantry service as the soldiers were instructed to die for their country to avoid the dishonor of survival.

>Shigeru Mizuki is a Japanese manga artist who is best known for his yōkai (Japanese folklore monsters)-themed manga, especially GeGeGe no Kitarō.[7][1] Mizuki enjoyed writing about the monsters' histories, which a local woman related to him; however in 1942, at the age of 21, Mizuki was drafted into the Imperial Japanese Army.[7] He was sent to Rabaul, a city on New Britain island in Papua New Guinea, where his comrades died and Mizuki lost his left arm.[7] Based on these experiences, Mizuki wrote Onward Towards Our Noble Deaths, containing "90 percent fact".[1][2] Fictionalizing himself as private Maruyama, Mizuki tells the story by combining drawings with photographs.[8] Mizuki has described the work as a response to the “ghosts” of fallen soldiers, figures who animate his creative rage and compel him to document their experiences.[9]

Depending on your girl's power level, she may already be familiar with this author from his more famous series.
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>>33979400
Are you in the US?
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>>33979398
right on anon, i hope you do find and join a group that you gel with
finishing up work now but i hope you have a good evening
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>>33979402
Honestly, no.
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>>33979388
It's not that I dislike them, but if we're both shy nothing is ever gonna get done
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>>33979406
Thanks, have a good day too:)
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>>33979404
Oh shit that's a good one, made me laugh at times but it's fucking brutal
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>>33979403
...
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>>33979375
>I tried to make it less needlessly poetic. I write novels so I have a bad habit of writing like this.
I also write. How old are you, anon?
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>>33979409
Need to be pulled out of your shell?
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>>33979384
>emo teen
Drop the teen part and you will be close to the truth.
>>33979393
>Are they any good?
Yes
>You make a living like that?
I want to. My novels sell, but they don’t sell enough for me to drop my high-paying job for them. I know I waste too much money every month on every whim I have, but I like living this way. When I start making bestsellers, I’ll quit my job.
>>33979414
26
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>>33979333
F. nicki minaj, ariana grande, and fka twigs, during the early 2010s
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No thoughts tonight. Head empty.
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>>33979415
My social skills are a bell curve...
Started out as shy, it gradually got better, then got back in the Shell again.
I guess I can't wait for other people to do the heavy work for me, but it's not as easy as when I was younger
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>>33979416
do you come here for character ideas? are you secretly larping all the namefags?
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>>33979405
Canada
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I really hate women.
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>>33979404
That actually seems really great, thank you anon. I have absolutely no confidence she would enjoy this but I think it'll still help me get into the medium at least.
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>>33979416
You have very, very silly taste in tattoos, fellow bleeding heart
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>>33979094
It’s not a disease or syndrome you’re were obviously just meant to be born female
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>>33979420
BAHAHAHAHA what the fuck

is this to eliminate competition?
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>>33979194
Short people look so funny kinda like overdeveloped children
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>>33979427
How old are you now?
I'd pull you with me into foreign cities, eating food neither of us has ever seen, trying to explain to a person who doesn't even speak English what we wanna eat.
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>>33979332
friendly reminder the US nuclear system still relied on a series of IBM Series 1 mainframes from the mid 70s until 2019. they only decided to replace it because they literally could not repair it anymore (they had been hand-soldering and rewiring it back together for years because they had long since ran out of replacement parts)
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>>33979301
Don’t pee infront of them they see that as a challenge
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I genuinely just need to crack waisian shyt to reach self-actualization
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>>33979430
Good morning saar
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Buncha normies in this thread. Boring, montonous normies.
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>>33979433
I love men
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>>33979369
They have different looks. Margot Robbie is a hot barbie. Audrey Hepburn was cute.
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>>33979379
Cleaning toilets for rich people is not a real job it’s dalit cope lol
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>>33979446
Any man in particular you have your eyes on, cat poster?
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>>33979333
M
Some girl I saw at a coffee shop a few years ago.
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>>33979330
Blame!
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>>33979447
Audrey Hepburn was Jewish and looked terrible
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man. writing is hard. so much fucking research to do
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>>33979429
I came here to ask about tattoos because I don't want to talk about it with my fan community. I want to surprise them at the next fan meeting. And I sometimes ask about other stuff. I don't come here regularly.

>>33979435
My artist friends always tell me that I have zero taste when it comes to art. But I like what I like.
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>>33979450
That’s a secret anon.
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>>33979449
nobody knows what a dalit is entj please stop trying to make us care about india
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>>33979333
M
some girl i saw on YouTube
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>>33979333
>Who is the facially beautiful woman of all time
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>>33979403
>When all you hear is the fan in the background
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>>33979455
so glad ive graduated and i will never have to write anything longer than a paragraph for the rest of my life
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>>33979434
I meant that she might know who the author is because he also did a more famous series called GeGeGe no Kitaro.
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>>33979452
tsutomu nihei's art is pretty sex. he even did a short comic for halo
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>>33979459
Now that I have a gf again I don’t feel bad about making fun of Indians but it’s still funny lmao seethe toilet cleaner untouchable
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>>33979454
she wasn't jewish
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>>33979458
I hope you tell them soon, if they don't know already. You and your man should be happy together.
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My girlfriend got fat. I have to dump her.
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>>33979462
Anon I harvest this gif for summer time?
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>>33979463
i'm writing for fun now and it's dizzying how much history and shit i need to research because autism and not wanting to make shit seem wrong
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>>33979466
i'm a white american. i literally just don't care about india and don't care about india problems and swears and slurs and whatever. i have no idea what you are talking about, ever, at any point in time, and i refuse to learn
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almost dropped my beer and my heart wont stop beating super hard wtfffffff
its like when i talk to my crush but it wont go away ahhhhhhh
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>>33979463
So glad I have job and will never have to worry about doing an interview ever again lol
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>>33979472
If you’re white why are you bothered by it jeet fix your grammar before cleaning my toilet saar
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>>33979470
Ye
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glad everyone is staying on topic!
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>>33979469
cool story bro. tell it again
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>>33979426
Sounds like you'd be in the mood for some headpats
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>>33979482
My girlfriend got fat. I have to dump her.
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>>33979456
>My artist friends always tell me that I have zero taste when it comes to art.
They're right, I'm afraid.
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>>33979164
>>33979243
Ok but why say a hippy bit an historic event?
The rules don't line up
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Women, how would you react if you found your bf had nudie mags? Like physical pornography magazines?
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>>33979474
call 911, you're having a stroke
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>>33979480
Atogan topics:
Misogyny
Antisemitism
Food
Music
Homosexuality
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>>33979172
Sorry for the late reply but I honestly don’t know her that well. We had a couple classes together and I talked to her during a Christmas party for like 15 minutes. She knew my name and talked about how she liked my class project, we bullshitted for a bit and I made her smile and laugh, which is why I’m not against reaching out but I just don’t know if she’d find it weird
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>>33979440
I'm 31
>foreign cities, eating food
Sounds fun, I wouldn't mind trying new stuff like that... Everything also feels more pleasant while traveling, you got those rose colored glasses.
I'd probably like to explore South East Asia, if I had the chance
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>>33979474
You dyin, bro?
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>>33979491
>>33979495
im better now but my sternum hurts
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>>33979455
What are you working on?
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i remember when a femanon recommended some hentai when i was sadposting loll
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>>33979492
You forgot indians, poorly disguised fetishes, threesomes, and creampies.

Granted, that last two are kinda neat.
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Women with big round perfect butts are goddesses.
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Women

Do you consume any form of porn? Do you find any non-intimate forms of sexual release? Romance novels, etc? I always wonder what women do but i only know stereotypes/tropes.
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>>33979446
No you don't
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i feel like im developing prejudice against indians and pakistanis. Especially because of how they keep treating me, applying for H1Bs, and how its been revealed a lot of these conservative grifter accounts are from there. But i dont want to be racist. Male anons what do I do? Im not racist

t. white woman stem major
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>>33979502
They really do care...
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>>33979511
If you're not willingly racist against Indians and Pakis by this point, you're an irredeemable retard and probably shouldn't be in STEM anyway. Try crossing guard or janitorial positions.
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>>33979511
What stem
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>>33979511
You don't have to be racist to admit that third world cultures are inferior.
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>>33979494
>I'm 31
Perfect timing to shell out (hehe) some money to go see the world! I didn't start really travelling until a few years ago, when I broke up with somebody and then I felt the extreme urge to just go away for some time. Since then I've been to a few countries and saw plenty of nice spots. It's always exciting!

>South East Asia
I have been to some Asian countries before, but nothing in SEA yet. Unless Taiwan counts? I think Thailand would be great for STUFFING MY FACE WITH DELICOOUS SPICY FOOD OMNOM and they also got interesting temples.
I want to go to South America some time. The Incan, Mayan and Aztec history fascinates me.

You know, you interest me somehow. And I'd ask some more about you and if you were interested in exchanging contacts, if things lined up.
But I'm just about to go to bed, since it's very late here, so I'm just going to say good night and say hopefully you can find somebody who can help you feel comfortable exploring the world. <3
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>>33979515
I double in Biological mathematics and computer science so literally all 4 of the letters
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>>33979511
It's strange that those accounts wound up being foreign. Wouldn't it be cheaper to simply have bots do the work?
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>>33979519
Kittenposter?
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>>33979511
almost everyone's racist
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>>33979511
Judge them based on how they actually behave in real life, in your community.
There aren't any Indians or Pakistanis where I live, but there are a lot of Nepalis. They're kinda weird, but they're nice and clearly want to assimilate.
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>>33979521
There is a nonzero probability
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>>33979511
Indian isn't a race. And Pakistan was a part of India until 1948. Some cultures just reinforce negative behaviors.
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>>33979099
Unrelated to my shitposting, but yes.
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>>33979525
What made you decide on biomath?
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>>33979523
I'm not. Racism is wrong.
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>>33979529
You're also a dyke, so...
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>>33979527
Whoa, is that a recent thing?
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>>33979499
story about road trip with some supernatural elements
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>>33979528
The advisor in the math department says that switching between different mathematics submajors is super painless and doesnt even show up on a transcript so I decided to just pick the one that seems safer. Because like a lot of biomath and biotech people go into finance anyways but if you pick finance you might get pigeonholed into finance. Also my major is still going to technically just be "mathematics" the bio part is mostly for graduation requirements

Im taking a financial course and biology course next semester and drop the worse class, If i prefer finance ill switch to financial math otherwise ill stick with biology

ive registered for 20 credits next semester btw so i might get a little swamped
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>>33979535
CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SOOON

How is your Supernatural fanfic coming along?
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>>33979507
>NAG.
>But since femanons are out, I'll try.
It seems like they're either into hentai, or lesbian porn, but they're picky about the latter. It's like at least one of the chicks has to have a reputation as a lady-chad (like Malena Morgan, or Abella Danger) for them to be into it.
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>>33979518
>extreme urge to just go away
Yea, a change of scenery can be needed sometimes
>South America
don't forget the Llamas:)

Thank you for the chat, have a good night
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>>33979535
I tried writing a short story recently but I think I'm too old to get into it as a hobby, I got 5 paragraphs in before I ran out of ideas. I think imagination withers if you don't use it.
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>>33979536
There must be a nonzero amount of girls who post on 4chan who are average looking. For some reason i have a hard time believing there are actual girls posting online. Internet just seems so male.
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>>33979527
NTA. Are threesomes the mostsomes you've had? No actual orgies? (yet)
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>>33979535
Carry on my wayward son...
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Women literally aren't even real. Where is the proof?
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>>33979545
You think im average looking? Im flattered
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>>33979530
Like two months ago
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>>33979535
>>33979547
Damn someone beat me to it .
Jokes aside, it sounds interesting
Writing isn't simple, every time I've tried I could never come up with a decent ending
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>>33979546
I'm not really in a position to talk about this right now but I can later tonight when I'm at home. I keep getting timed out.
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>>33979552
No worries. Enjoy your night.
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>>33979511
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>33979549
may be, idk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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This is literally the best week ever, new gf, promotion at work and best of all ITS OVER FOR SAARS
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>>33979505
>Women with big round perfect butts are goddesses.
As much as I like prominent hips, it's awesome when a woman with tiny hips surprises you with a big butt. I guess I like sleeper builds.
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>>33979511
>I really do dislike the outcomes of my own beliefs and politics but I would NEVER EVER EVER EVER change my voting habits or my general views on the world to account for that fact
you are not fit for self-determination in a democratic society
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>>33979537
lol
also it's undergoing rewrites but the basic plot is fine so i'm satisfiedish
>>33979542
yeah i sometimes struggle with imagination. if i really can't figure something out i look to my nightmares or irl experiences. or i'll just randomly think of something cool while in the shower. also been having loads of nightmares lately. i'll force myself out of bed after having one so i can get to my notebook to write it down before i forget
>>33979551
i have some stories that i never finished because i didn't know how to end them lul
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>>33979212
Hey he was in War of the Worlds with Ice Cube
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>acquire gf
>lose time and energy to hang out with friends
Why are we here, just to suffer?
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>>33979487
I can always ask my friends to make a tattoo design for me, and most likely, people would love their creation much more than mine. But it wouldn't be me. I want to make one for myself. And it will be a succubus.
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>>33979511
>But i dont want to be racist.
Buddy it's time to be racist.
I don't know what else to say, it's just time to be.
If you didn't notice the 4 million population decline from 2010 to 2020 in whites and are still afraid of being racist I don't know what else to say. It's a natural response
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>>33979561
>sleeper builds
i love living in the dorm, but i really miss being able to lift weights and squat

anyways im eating fish sticks
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>>33979564
>loads of nightmares
>write it down before I forget
This is interesting, I've never thought about doing that for inspiration and I dream quite often
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I'm incapable of being honest when other men ask me how I'm doing. It's just never going to happen, sorry. Women you are going to have to keep filling the emotional support role
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>>33979566
Maybe the femanons are onto something by socializing with friends during threesomes...
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>>33979548
If women aren't real, then where do babies come from?
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I keep getting rejected from jobs in my field because I have too much experience in a different field. How do I fix this?

Also jobs that are just hiring warm bodies to do clerical work and move boxes around don't want me. Even when I hide my advanced degrees they still detect that I'm an overeducated nerd and socially maladjusted from the Ass Burgers.
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>>33979574
>I'm incapable of being honest when other men ask me how I'm doing. It's just never going to happen, sorry. Women you are going to have to keep filling the emotional support role
Women don't want to be our emotional tampons.
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>>33979576
Storks deliver them from Heaven in picnic blankets to women who really want babies.

Jesus fucking Christ, it's like you've never watched Dumbo.
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>>33979574
I noticed a lot of guys do this, I've never been sure why tho
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everything way so much better when i counted my calories and lifted every day

well actually my mom yelled at me a lot but still
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>>33979576
The boss baby movie has all the answers you need
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State gender.

Do you prefer to pop Adderall, Xanax, or Percs?
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>>33979577
>didn't rub shoulders with people while getting his degree
The whole point of college is to network.
The guy who got C's while hanging out with the guys who have friends and family in companies are getting jobs while the shut ins who got all A's are getting nothing
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>>33979584
Wait, Boss Baby shows a man and a woman fucking in graphic detail? Or it displays a lesbian woman in vitro fertilising herself?
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>>33979585
M
all 3, but latter 2 slightly more
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>>33979585
M
I like beer, gin and wine.
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>>33979586
I got a B average GPA because I wanted to go to a state U grad school and network there. And I did network there, and everyone hated me and saw me as being like that creepy guy from Nightcrawler in how I approached my fields of study. So that was a bust.
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>>33979585
ive been on a low dose of vyvanse for 2 months. hasnt really done anything yet for my ADHD symptoms which had disappointed me quite seriously but oh well.
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>>33979582
It's because of toxic masculinity. They're afraid to show weakness, so they don't talk about it. Not all friends are like this, but some are. And men are more judgemental. For example, when I told my friends that I cheated on my girlfriend with her cute brother, they judged me harshly but still helped. I've heard women are less judgemental with their friends.
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>>33979583
Lifting is le good
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>>33979574
>Women you are going to have to keep filling the emotional support role
It's not a woman's job to take care of you chud
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I should know not to express vulnerability or insecurity as a man on /atoga/, other men always show up here as demoralisation trolls to bully you and tell you that you are shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhZTNgAs4Fc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ra5y1SwQIb8
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>>33979593
Do you think people will like you when you spam shitposts like this? Take it to /gioyc/.
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>>33979585
Alcohol and hash
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>>33979592
We're talking about recreational pillhead behavior, dude, not stuff you have a diagnosed medical need for. You're telling me you've never taken benzos or painkillers for fun?
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>>33979593
I've never seen it but I'm pretty sure your butt IS cute.
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>>33979593
I wish you'd fuck off
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>>33979601
No. That seems dangerous and I have a wildly addictive personality as it is, I also do not drink. I admit I want to try psychedelics like DMT and LSD just to experience them once in my life though.
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>>33979593
Fuck cute, is your butt breedable?
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>>33979604
To each their own. I pop a Phenibut capsule before airplane flights to stop myself from tweaking out and getting patted down or taken into secondary screening as a suspicious character by the airport security dudes.
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>>33979583
why dont you make friends to go to the gym with
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>>33979609
Nude gym at the gay bathhouse. Can always go during All Genders Night there.
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>>33979602
i love you anon
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>>33979612
Plap
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>>33979612
Imagine saying I love you to someone you just met. Jesus fucking Christ, are you in therapy?
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>>33979611
she would get raped there
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>>33979616
If it was consensual I would skeet all over her while I and a guy I just met jerk each other off.
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I am just a plap looking for his boing
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>>33979619
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWbvbOW9JCQ
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>>33979615
no i dont go to therapy anymore because i dont need it
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>>33979603
You wish everybody would fuck off
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>>33979585
F
Used to be Xannies, but I have been weaning off for months now.
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>>33979585
i've never done any drugs before
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Girlfriend has left me on read since 9 a.m.
She does this pretty often.
She's fucking awful at texting me back.
There's no way she has actual feelings for me if she goes that long without replying to me.
She's not "forgetting" she's not attracted to me and her horny texts to me early on were a sham.
I miss my BPD ex who actually was obsessed with me but not an insane level. I wouldn't date her again obviously but this level of disinterest is really pissing me off.
She also witholds actual PiV sex on top of everything else, possibly to avoid being pumped and dumped, but ironically now I am much more likely to dump her after we finally fuck, because I feel used and like she doesn't give a fuck about me.
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>>33979626
You will
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Anons, what kept you from passing your background check?
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>>33979631
I pass my background check with flying colors? I dont understand how non felons fail background checks
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>>33979595
>cheated
I wouldn't call that being judgemental, as a decent friend should call you out for that
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women why aren't you cute like this?
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>>33979622
>no i dont go to therapy anymore because i dont need it
Based
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>>33979507
I do not.
I do not.
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>>33979225
F
25
Yes but I've never seen one irl
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>>33979632
Depends on what the background check is for. I failed a background check for a job with the county sheriff's office because I had a known history of prostituting myself as a jack off body to horny gay men but was never charged for it criminally, and they called neighbors who confessed they'd seen me smoking spice and taking weed gummies.
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>>33979490
Are they vintage or themed?
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>>33979333
F, seconding Audrey Hepburn
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>>33979636
Don't you lie, you love gay male foot fetish porn where buff, beefcake Chippendales looking dudes in speedos put their toes in each other's mouths and lick the sweat off each other's soles. You freak.
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Which one are you?
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Women, which of the three main male characters on Miami Vice would be closest to your dream boyfriend? Crockett, Tubbs, or Castillo? Or are you more of a Zito or Switek girl?
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>>33979634
im not 1'10"
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>>33979574
This nigga gonna blow his brains out when he's 40 and unmarried
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>>33979640
>I had a known history of prostituting myself as a jack off body to horny gay men
WHY
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>>33979647
I'm not black so none of the above.
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>>33979646
Is she mentally autistic?
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>>33979647
Unc is 25+
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>>33979654
A mix of business and pleasure, but mostly I needed the money and figured I might as well give men happiness by jerking them off for cash
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>>33979574
its not a womans job to be your emotional support pillow moid

it IS your job to be exactly that for a woman you're with whilst also buying her anything she wants and taking care of every problem she has and also doing all the chores and making more money than her though, we're not misogynists around her
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>>33979660
Women have two emotional support pillows built right into the front of their body.
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>>33979662
I dare you to break her cup.
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>>33979664
Flat women?
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Were men or women more likely to have seen this one coming?
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>>33979658
this is not possible because it implies I'm unc and I do not like that idea
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>>33979669
you are an unc, i'm sorry.
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>>33979666
Fine, I'll switch to Mizrahi and Sephardic content instead.
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>>33979333
Idk. I like britney, avril, hillary duff, amy lee, teal swan, and uhhh lemme throw in aaaaa taylor momsen and christine baranski too.
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If i had a boyfriend i would act so stupid, cutesy, baby him constantly, feed him sugary baked foods and suck his dick

but i have zero :(
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>>33979675
You have my sympathy, bro.
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>>33979674
Oh, so you like all the lesbian crush classics.
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>>33979333
winona ryder cute
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>>33979623
Just the foids and their orbiters
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>>33979333
M, I watched Narcos: Mexico and got a massive rocket boner every time Teresa Ruiz was on screen.
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>>33979679
I suppose so.
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>>33979675
I can't be your boyfriend but I'll happily eat out your pussy and asshole.
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Does this below mid physique put me ahead of the majority of high BMI males?
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do you ever wake up and remember a dream but oh wait, was it a dream? or did i really drunk walk into the woods and hang out with some vampires who spoke in trumpet
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>>33979689
boobs too small
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>>33979689
you unironically dont need more
goal body for me
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>>33979692
Working on it
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I love credit. I love leverage. I love being able to use more money than I actually have in cash.
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>>33979682
i can't tell the difference between jews and nonjews
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>>33979695
I don't love credit, but that's because my credit score is shit.
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>>33979694
good
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>>33979691
My favorite dreams are the ones where a mundane misfortune befalls me and then I wake up to find it didn't happen. Like spilling water on my laptop or accidentally knocking one of my teeth out.
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>>33979696
We walk among you. ;)
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>>33979689
Do you shave your chest?
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>>33979706
Most gym bros use nair
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>>33979706
Yeah but I barely have chest hair. Shave my chest, nipples and pits. Mainly for BO, I sweat a shit tonne.
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Tomorrow my dating profile is going up. I will be spending thanksgiving trying to rizz up women and avoiding talking to my relatives. I hope a find a femanon.
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>>33979702
:O
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>>33979701
mine are always too nonsensical to get a message out of
like the weird one i had a month ago, i was walking through a path in the forest, there was rubble from some ruin everywhere, finally i get to the remains of a structure and i walk inside, turn a few corners and theres and angel there, i hid from her but she finds me and touches me, then boom im on laying on the ground on the shoulder of a major highway and the actor who plays mike ermantrout is waking me up. somehow i realize ive traveled though time but i cant remember if forward or backward. then i wake up
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>>33979689
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I need to get a new phone, any recommendations?
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Women do you want this?
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>>33979700
>default ai generated cat sticker.png
>furry porn
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>>33979717
western electric 2500
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>>33979718
Yes! Yes! Yes! Hims do forehead kiss?
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>>33979717
frog
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>>33979593
is it flat and if it is, are you tall?
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Are there really women that are this desperate to get pregnant?
https://youtu.be/egTUv-ovmt8
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women, would you?
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>>33979729
yes its flat and yes im 5'10
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>>33979736
>tfw my bf likes it when I spread my butt so he can cum on my butthole after proneboning
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State gender. Americans, do you celebrate Thanksgiving? If so, how hard do you go for Thanksgiving cooking wise? How many different types of foods on Average? Do you have a family and/or friends gathering?
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>>33979739
No, Thanksgiving celebrates genocide.
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>>33979734
Fuck I forgot the timestamp. 1:19
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>>33979738
>cum on my butthole
got over your phobia, jh?
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>>33979712
but that's me
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>>33979736
Does he want me to hollow him out so I can goatsee him?
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huuh
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:(
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>>33979740
So you don’t have family or friends , got it.
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>>33979737
are u skinny
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>>33979751
You wouldn't either, if you weren't a little fucking bitch.
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>>33979752
im 159 so my BMI is 23

i should starve again, id probably look better at 19 bmi
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>>33979739
m
i wish i had friends or family to do it with but i try to make some of the recipes i remember from my childhood
but im GODAWFUL at cooking
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>>33979675
>suck his dick
whore
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>>33979758
If you suck at cooking, try baking. Much easier and still fun
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>>33979756
seriously seriously doubt that
you probably just have dyswhateverphia
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>>33979760
having sex with your boyfriend is not exactly whorish behavior
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>>33979764
doubt what? you think im 400lb?
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>>33979761
thats what i meant. tried to do sweet potato casserole but none of the online recipes are how i remembered it. and when i try to modify them they just suck ass
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>>33979739
M
yes
decently hard
at least 7+ if not more
only close family this year
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>>33979768
i doubt youd look better at 19 bmi than 23
also if the first thing that comes to mind is 400lbs you definitley have issues
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>>33979769
>but none of the online recipes are how i remembered it.
yeah that's rough if you don't have someone who has the og recipe, damn.
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>>33979769
that's my favorite one
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>>33979769
How can you fuck that up? It's just whipped sweet potatoes and a crumble, potentially with minced nuts.
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How can i slim down my neck? I feel like my neck is kind of thick
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>>33979776
Cortisol controlling.
Chill out more. Exercise less. Irish sea moss.
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>>33979769
Use YouTube videos that show every step
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>>33979773
yeah we used to go to my great grandmothers place for christmas, easter, and thanksgiving and all the xtended family would come and bring something. great aunts and uncles, 2nd cousins once removed, etc. but she passed away about 7-8 years ago and i moved away and havent seen almost anybody since
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>hooked on you is .99 cents
Ooh. Dating the dbd villians. I think I will.
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>>33979689
Your physique is fine if you just got a touch leaner, to be honest. Good chest and forearm development, shoulders and back could use just a touch to give you a stronger v-taper though.
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Is bowling a good first date? My therapist recommended it. And to me doing something sounds better than sitting in silence at a movie or eating something, but I've never dated and he hasn't dated in like 30 years.
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>>33979786
idk
it worked in gta iv jej
maybe try with a girl who doesnt have a stick in her ass about formal date bullshit
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>>33979756
19 bmi would be hotter ngl
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>>33979786
How old are you and how old is the guy?
>he hasn't dated in like 30 years.
Is he 50 wtf? Or are you saying he's around your age and also has never dated?
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How can eating disorder fags do that shit? I don't really eat that much myself, but if i go to bed hungry i wake up with such a bad headache. Are they just thugging that shit out?
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>>33979785
That's the goal right now for me.
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>>33979786
Seems like it would work.
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>>33979797
I too would like to know because I also get headaches from not eating and it fucks my whole next day up
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>>33979772
not being mean to me
>>
You’re a loser now
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>>33979797
yeah
hmm im hungry time to drink water
zero calorie soda plus water
yum ice, so satiating
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>>33979797
I would go to sleep hungry and then just rot in bed all day and ignore hunger pains and try to sleep more
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>>33979802
im not being mean to you. youre saying you dont have any issues at all? 100% satisfied with your life, no negative feelings or depression, or bad habits or suffering or ....
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>>33979797
they are miserable retards who can barely function in their lives bro
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>>33979796
Yeah he's in is 50's. He hasn't dated in that long because he's married.
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>>33979796
Oh and I'm 25.
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>>33979809
I stopped eating when I was depressed and now I associate being depressed with having an attractive physique. So I force myself to become clinically and terminally depressed so that I stop eating and look skinny.
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>>33979808
no
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>>33979811
>25
>never dated
>seeing a 50 year old with an active marriage
you don't see how this could end poorly for you? Are you just doing it for experience or what?
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>>33979745
I'll do anything for dick that good.
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>>33979814
why do you post here and complain all the time about being single then
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>>33979675
>If i had a boyfriend i would act so stupid
Why? Nerdy girls are cute!
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whenever i chase a guy it never goes well. but when a guy chases me i think he's trying to trick me. someone, talk some sense into me?
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>>33979815
Nigga I'm a dude.
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Would it be reasonable to break up with my bf because he looks like this? I'm rethinking because I don't wanna come off as a heartless bitch.
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>>33979817
because i dont know how to fix my singleness
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>>33979801
they literally just can't function normally in every day life. every dumb bitch who 'bedrots' all day? who complains constantly of headaches? who flakes out on every plan? who gets sick all the time?
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>>33979822
you do you just dont do what people tell you to do
>i need advice :3
>here you go
>doesnt follow advice
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>>33979813
who cares
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>>33979820
Okay? That does not change what I said at all, homo.
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>>33979821
he got marfans
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I personally think we should ban latinas from eating over 2500 calories a day after they turn 30 because it's getting ridiculous
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>>33979816
>Chad came with his 7" dick and cure JH's hatred of jizz
Its not even blackpill at this point, its just funny
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>>33979821
is it unreasonable to break up with someone you aren't attracted to? no. just do it. someone else will likely be attracted to the pasty dad bod
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>>33979821
looks ai generated
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>>33979828
Why do you all hate natural selection.
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>>33979821
If you are thinking of breaking up with him because he looks like that, you probably don't actually love him all that much anyway. Just break it off and find someone else, who cares?
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>>33979820
>>33979812
>>33979811
FatherIssues.png
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>>33979829
it's ok, i'm here to pick up the torch. jizz is fucking nasty and even chad jizz can't cure me of my repulsion
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>>33979833
I want people to look their best
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>>33979834
>t. looks like that
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>>33979839
Worry about yourself
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>>33979063
What if I am schizo AND psycho?
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>>33979828
Latinx women are so hot, but they hit the wall like a wrecking ball
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>>33979844
Are you really psycho or just autistic
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>>33979843
I do
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>>33979826
>>33979835
I'm not dating him you fucking retard gorilla niggers. I was talking about getting a dating app and how I had no clue what I should do with a chick for the first date.
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>>33979838
(X)
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>>33979821
what causes this
sedentary dyel who drinks too much beer?
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How do you know if someone is actually autistic?
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>>33979821
I have a cousin with this physique, he drinks a lot of beer and only eats McDonalds
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>>33979829
Having a designated jizz cleaner ready to wipe it off me immediately makes it bearable.
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>>33979842
I wasn't making it a criticism, that's my actual opinion. Besides, dude can just get in the gym and fix that anyways it's not like it's some horrible curse he's suffering.
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>>33979858
You mean his other gf? girrrlll lmao
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>>33979844
Are you really schizo or just stupid
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>>33979851
I don't think King Terry The Terrible would've wanted a degenerate twink quoting him
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None of the girls who post here are hot. If they were, they would post themselves.
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>>33979074
Dress according to your psyche
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>>33979863
Some of them used to. And they were quite hot.
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>>33979856
They do more than 3 things autistically so it's not a coincidence.
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>>33979821
why is his belly so big is he pregnant? it doesn't make any sense
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>>33979851
Oh sorry. You worded it weirdly though, to be fair. As for date ideas anything that isn't a movie for your first one is good but movies themselves are good after your first time together. But pair it with something else.

A go to for me is Movie > Dinner so you have something to talk about. Still don't do it your first time of course.
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>>33979860
It's the new meta
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Why do women abandon feminism the second daddy spanks their butt for cooking dinner wrong?
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>>33979862
If you're rage bating me it's fucking working.
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>>33979863
I've been saying I'm ugly you retard
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>>33979873
yeah, but you are a known liar
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>>33979863
I posted myself a lot in 2021. Check the archives.
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>>33979870
I sense a deep jealousy and resentment for the original woman
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>>33979874
Tf did I lie about
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>>33979871
We don't we take the beating as long as his strength can resist the poison.
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>>33979821
Do you like him or not.
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>>33979869
So blowing is alright? It's not weird?
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>>33979876
I don't 2bh, she's just a cuck imo
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>>33979883
Oh I thought you were jh
No yea she definitely is. I love how many Millennials fall for the polycule meme
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How many meals do I have to buy for a woman before she lets me touch her butt?
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>>33979872
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTn7ALbLYPI
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>>33979886
3 should be enough
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>>33979875
How will I recognize you?
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>>33979886
zero if she likes you
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>>33979885
A smart man made a great joke once: polyamorous people have a scheduling kink.
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>>33979893
Why do you always say that
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polyamorous people are disgusting satanists who deserve to be thanos snapped from earth
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>>33979886
He doesn't have to buy me anything. I have my own money.
(And I can't really eat solid food rn)
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>>33979894
he a fan
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>>33979874
Answer me demon
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>>33979827
He's just tall and autistic.
>>33979832
Lmao that's just rude.
>>33979855
He eats too much greasy shit.
>>33979868
He does have a medical condition and is on a medication for his intestinal tract.
>>33979881
Personality yes, body type not really.
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>>33979894
What do you mean?
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Stocking up on indictments are we? How noble of you
>>
HEY MOIDS
CAN YOU STOP BEING THE THING WOMEN NEED PROTECTION FROM?
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Is this just a summarisation of the typicalist /atoga/ thread?
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>>33979905
im a lonely incel that gets emotional at movies, if you need protection from me you're hopeless
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>>33979905
can you stop being overweight
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>>33979885
>I love how many Millennials fall for the polycule meme
It sorta makes sense for women, there just aren't enough chads to go around
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>>33979905
I find it hilarious that women think me jerking off to them while I try to peep into the women's toilets is something to be protected from. I'm not doing anything physical to them, just peeping and creeping.
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>>33979899
I was just teasing
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>>33979908
You just outright confessed to being part of a subculture that fantasises mass murdering women (incels), you absolutely are something women need to be protected from.
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>>33979905
Why do foids choose to date violent men instead of nice men?
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>>33979911
Hoeflation will be studied in history books one day
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>>33979901
I don't think it's a bad reason for breaking up with someone if it's a big issue for you. I know a guy who jerks off to complete different body type but has a fat wife. Idk what to think of it desu.
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>>33979905
The purpose of gay homosexual men is to teach men what it feels like to be a woman around straight men. The creepy, awkward drooling and unwanted sexual come ons that gays do to straights is just a taste of women's daily lifes in a man dominated, patriarchalist world.
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>>33979905
>”hey moids, stop being lesbians.”
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>>33979905
What the fuck did I do now woman?
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>>33979906
Male Anons what if the roles were reversed.. every 10 minutes in an oven set to 350ºF to ensure a delicious golden brown complexion
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>>33979906
I like to be loud when I shitpost. :)
Also.. if you can't tell, yeah.
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>>33979917
>"I'm a NICE GUY, why won't women date me?"
>Proceeds to reveal you are emotionally unstable and feel entitled to women's attention that they don't owe you
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>>33979920
waah waah, no one cares, cry about it
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>>33979915
when i first learned the term it just meant loser thats bad with women, new people switching up words isnt on me
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>>33979917
nice man are boring and annoying
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I want to fuck her so bad…
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I don't think I can take another 8 hour shift, especially on the day before thanksgiving.
I've always hated working at the grocery store but recently, since like october, every day I get bullied by at least one or two fucking assholes. And they're always over 60 for some reason.
Like yesterday some boomer wearing a cowboy hat stone-faced made fun of my long hair, and his rosy cheeked bitch of a wife laughed right in my face. Now I'm feeling insecure and I'm about to shave my head completely bald
why are old people so fucking mean
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>>33979920
Gay men aren't doing enough of their part.
Touch these bad men. Put your finger in their asshole in the club.
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>>33979918
I don't think there will be any history books by then.
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What's some media with fucked up situations I can enjoy on a lark?

Keep in mind I really enjoyed the bathtub suey-side scene in Rules of Attraction and the prison rape scene in Joker 2, so that gives you an idea what I'm looking for.
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>>33979932
how did answer? you should get on grandpa's face. he will probably die soon anyway. stop being a bitch
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>>33979923
He is not a moid. So he will know not to respond.
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>>33979914
Why.
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>>33979941
I don't know I find it funny
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>>33979935
My parents always taught me that history books were only ever written by someone named Victor.
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>>33979939
What?
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>>33979942
Who is laughing
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>>33979943
Every victor or vitor I knew was kind of a bitch
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>>33979929
So why do you act like all men are violent when it's just the men you choose? Are you mentally retarded?
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>>33979938
I'm an average IQ autist. I can't come up with a witty retort, especially on the fly. Even if I could, I'd hate to hear his rebuttal to my rebuttal. Or worse, he complains to management like a bitch and then I get chewed out (happened the other day when some cunt tapped on the refrigerator glass outside the milk cooler and lied about me not answering her question to the people at the service desk)
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>>33979943
This girl?
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>>33979947
God. I don't want to start any blasphemous rumors, but I think that God's got a sick sense of humor.
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>>33979905
way ahead of you
now what do you want me to do about what other men do
stop blaming me for shit i cant control
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>>33979948
Nick > Vic
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>>33979947
Not me, I am just a little amused
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I need a woman to sit on my face until I die of suffocation.
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>>33979895
Christians these days use Satanic too cavalierly. Polyamory is gross, but real Satanism involves things like death and paedophilia.
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>>33979932
imagine taking the advice of someone you disdain. beta male move right there
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>>33979948
I went to a special ed school for 2 years in my early teens and there was a dude named Victor there who kept threatening to rape me and force homosexual behaviors on me in the hallway. The teachers didn't do anything about his sexual harassment or constant rape threats. They just said "he's retarded, even more retarded than you are, that's why he can't help being gay."
>>
State gender
What is your name
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hey foids, quit getting bachelors degrees to teach high school just so you can groom and rape 16 year old boys
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>>33979961
It's a rare name so I can't share it. Decent chance I'd dox myself.
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>>33979937
I enjoyed the deaths in my favorite movie (but mostly the special effects) and also in that train movie with brad pit.. lemme see.. oh Bullet train 2022.
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>>33979958
I'm pretty sure real Satanism just involves reading the Satanic Bible and worshipping your own inner spirit. Bitch, I've read Anton LaVey, it's not whatever Satanic Ritual Abuse hysteria bullshit you're fantasizing about.
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>>33979952
That I believe
>>33979956
Was it worth it
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>>33979918
Female creatures are ruining it for the next generation of foids with their behaviour right now. Nobody will take them seriously anymore. But it sucks that we're forced to live in the peak hypergamy timeline and get to witness once utopian-like countries like Sweden being ruined by foids in charge.
Change will happen, but we will be old or dead by that time.
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>>33979967
yes, how are you feeling?
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>>33979965
>I enjoyed the deaths in my favorite movie
What?
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>>33979964
Your name is Herr Schlong von SexMeister
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>>33979966
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Order_of_Nine_Angles
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_Lives_Matter
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>>33979961
nice try fedboi its john
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>>33979970
Poseidon 2006
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>>33979971
No it's Markvart Von Aulitz.
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So, you're cool and everything. You're just, like.... fucked up.
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>>33979961
M
Anonymous
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>>33979974
Why do you enjoy death?
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>>33979961
F
Erica
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>>33979961
M
Gurpreet
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>>33979979
https://youtu.be/cJz6Oqm4UoY
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>>33979979
Are you named after the kraut song?
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Should I bite the bullet and get an escort? I've wanted to for years but all the girls in my area are too ugly to spend $500+ on. In this day and age, there's gotta be a service that's better than shit like tryst, right? I dont want sex, just simple fetish-play.
Also pussygetters who say shit like "dont do it broh, u'll regret it dooder" fuck off and dont reply to this. This is a question for seasoned escort users.
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If my wife donated to a male streamer, id kill myself
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>>33979961
M
Adolf
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>>33979978
Those deaths were safety information.
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>>33979961
F
Stacy
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>>33979986
Are you having a stroke or am I?
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>>33979984
Who even does that.
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>>33979961
M
Haping Pomeless Reople
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>>33979972
Aren't they more Nazi or Nihilistic Violent Extremist than Satanist? My understanding is those groups use Satanistic trappings as cover for their insane violent-political bullshit. They're about as representative of Satanism as People's Temple was of Christianity.
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>>33979979
real Erica from mambo number 5?
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What is the benefit of having a joint bank account instead of just having separate accounts?
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>>33979969
Good
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>>33979983
500 for an hour or 2 hours? That's insane. I can get a hot escort for 200-250. Sometimes I find gems for 150 too.
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>>33979961
M
jack
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>>33979997
That is good I almost felt bad
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>>33979878
Why do you moan and orgasm thoughbeit?
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>>33979961
I am smooth, effortless, and adaptable, much like water.
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>>33980003
It's not hard to fake moan and orgasm, anon.
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>>33980004
Your name is Bruce?
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I need sex, I feel like I'm going insane I see pictures of pretty women online and I am overcome with desire. They just look so smooth and squishy I need to touch them.
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>>33980007
These are the words of someone who needs chemically castrated.
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>>33980006
Kek
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>>33980010
I think anon is just horny anon. No reason to be so extreme
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women is it masculine and attractive if a man can handle spicy food?
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>>33980010
I'm not a predator.
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>>33980010
these are the words of an esl bimbo
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>>33979999
Digits confirm I guess. Are you just lucky or is there a really good site I'm not seeing. Also how do you avoid scams? My scamdar usually goes off if something looks too good to be true. Also i can tell when a man is trying to type like a woman
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>>33980017
are you an alien tho?
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>>33980007
>>33980010
serial killer vibes
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>>33980021
No I was born in America.
>>33980023
I'm sorry I'm just very horny.
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>>33979988
Wym? I'm not obsessed with the deaths in the movie, they're just there for plot.
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>>33980024
>No I was born in America
then you're an alien to me
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Femanon, you are lokking very plappable today
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>>33980016
No. It's pretty gay if a man desires to not taste his food over a single fruit inflicting pain reception on him. Peppers are either for taste or for pain.
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BlueValkyrie smells like shit irl
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goodnight peopeoplelel
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>>33980019
I'm from Europe, so there are nice options here. I don't know how it works in the US, but I would go to Las Vegas if I was there.
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>>33980034
This poster probably has piss bottles so I can't imagine you having smell receptors.
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>>33979766
Just because promiscuity is normalized doesn't make it any less whorish, and oral sex is spillover from porn.
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>>33980032
nta, white people are so gay
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>>33980038
yeah cool, whatever that mean
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>>33980037
Oh, go figure. Yeah the US is a complete fucking shitshow. Ugly women, overpriced sex. And it's also illegal so there's the risk of extortion to worry about on top of all that. I fucking hate my life
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>>33980044
to add to that, it actually makes me avoid escorts when im out in other countries because I know that i will get addicted to it and will get fucked over from trying to pursue it when im in the states
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myao probably smells like flowers and kimchi
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>>33979979
Does it actually start with an A?
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kitten poster probably smells like cigarettes and cat litter
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>>33980047
Stinky
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too lazy to brush teeth so ill just use mouthwash
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ATOGA are you good at drawing?
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>>33979374
Based
>>33979379
I can get one, it's holding it down that's the hard part
But yeah shitty jobs are a dime a dozen
>>33979380
Actually I went to sleep, though I woke up after 3 hours and can't go back to sleep
>>33979382
Yeah, funny how attraction works
Also I'm sorry you have to sit through Hallmark movies
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>>33980054
only when drunk
basically the only time im confident enough to draw
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>>33979388
No, some women prefer quiet guys, especially the yappers
>>33979396
Based, I like how she was the dork in Buffy despite being really pretty (then again everyone in that show was good looking)
>>33979400
Nice, hope you manage to get it for a good price
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>>33980054
m
yeh
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>>33980054
Yes, I was naturally good at drawing when little and my classmates and teachers were impressed. My brother also didn't believe that I made one drawing for art class. But I never had real interest in drawing.
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id rather date a 6/10 neurotypical becky than a 9.5/10 autist
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>>33979449
>cleaning is not a real job
Would you rather live in a world where everything is filthy, Mr. Pajeet
>>33979454
Horrible take
>>33979469
0/10 ragebait
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>>33980054
M
No
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>>33980052
Brush your teeth or else they will become yellow and stinky. Do you want that?
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Oh jeez what if she’s been watching me this whole time
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>>33979961
M
Idk
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>>33980076
she hasn't, but i have
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Anyone know how to stop failing at life?
I'm almost 22 and
>still a virgin
>wagie job where everybody treats me like a retarded piece of shit because I am one
>parents hate me and want to kick me out
>fat and ugly (too depressed and scared of extra socialising to go down to the gym, despite having a membership)
>too retarded to find a cool rewarding career
How do I pull myself out of this slump
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https://youtu.be/SNOuLcD0v4E
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Women what the fuck do you want?
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>>33979905
Nope. I need to get worse.
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>>33979489
It's because hippy starts with a consonant sound, whereas historical starts with a vowel sound, if you don't pronounce the "h"
I'm no linguist lol but I think " a historic" and "an historic" are both correct British English, I opt for the former because dropping the "h" in lieu of the "an" sounds forced
>>33979502
Based, they have some good taste lol. I still occasionally go back to some that were recommended here
>>33979566
To each their own but I never bothered hanging out with friends/maintaining friendships when I dated girls kek, I don't have the time or social energy for that
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>>33980054
Goldfish cracker in a bubble
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>>33980097
Holy shit
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>>33980088
I'd like a letter.
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>>33980100
A
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>>33980103
That's a vowel
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>>33980100
Dear BlueValkyrie,

show tits

Sincerely,
Anon
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>>33980100
Dear Valk,
Hello.
Sincerely,
Anon
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I'm scared :(
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>>33980088
Why would you ask them this question when you know they don't know the answer?
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>>33980110
being scared can't hurt you dummy
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Male anons my university's marriage pact has too many women

im going to stay single forever
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>>33979577
>because I have too much experience in a different field
Maybe omit some stuff from your resume or try to spin it differently?
>>33979631
>what kept you from passing your background check
No idea, but it might've had something to do with my long history of psychotic episodes, psych ward stays, and criminal record
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>>33980083
Sorry for your loss
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>>33980107
You can't wager enough for them.
>>33980108
Hi
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>>33980119
Hey babe
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>>33980115
the filipino girl on ig can hurt my reputation amongst the hot asian women in my area if she pleases
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>>33980084
You have a job that helps people dude, fuck the haters and bullies
Maybe start with some home exercises, or going swimming/running if you're not comfortable with gym
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>>33980105
My dearest Blue Valkyrie, I hope this letter finds you well and and I hope you found our previous correspondence of me sending you a "letter" humorous. I hope that you are staying warm in these winter months and are finding success in all of your endeavors. I write you this letter with a simple request, I would like to request that you send me a photograph of your posterior. In return I shall call you pretty. I hope that you consider my proposal and that you accept it.

Sincerely,

Your nigger, Anon
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>>33980126
the more weight you put on your reputation the more power the Filipino bpdemon has over you. the Filipino girl on propagandagram can't hurt you.
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>>33980125
omg bad boy kitty
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>>33980128
You guys memed the fuck out of my ass pic already.
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>>33980136
Sauce? Anybody?
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>>33980136
Was it taken from orbit lmao
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Why did the band Evanescence get clowned on so hard when I was growing up? Their shit is actually really fucking good.
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>>33980088
Cheese.

>>33980054
F. No, I'm fucking awful. Kids mock me about it all the time.
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>>33980141
AMV's
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I failed my thesis defense because I wrote my thesis on 4chan and defending 4chan culture's artistic and political contributions to society. Should I just change the topic on a second try? I only get one more chance and I don't think my faculty committee is going to give me good references after I tried glazing Pepe the Frog memes in effete postmodern language.
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>>33980131
She can if I dm her and I want to so fucking bad but I'm afraid I'll look like a complete idiot
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>>33980137
have to shrink it, hold on.
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>>33979996
If you live together, a lot of things are joint expenses - bills, rent, groceries, furniture. Having a joint account just makes paying for those easier and more immediate.
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>>33980084
How does every fatty have a gym membership they don't use, kek? Get some nice shoes and do cardio first before going to the gym to sweat on equipment and take up space like every other fatty.
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>>33980054
No lol
Well, I was OK-ish many years ago when doing it regularly. But certainly was never a natural talent like some people I knew. I would love to get back into it someday though when I have the resources. For many years I've just done music
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>>33980152
Cardio isn't enough, I need to look as skinny as the demons in Hazbin Hotel.
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>>33980148
Based. Fuck the institutions. Post thesis.
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>>33980155
Then eat less food.
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>>33980155
Obviously it's not enough but if you're a fatty, you need to do that first. God damn, you fatties are retards.
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>>33979493
>. She knew my name and talked about how she liked my class project, we bullshitted for a bit and I made her smile and laugh

Just add her, see if she follows back. If she does, DM her and say you wanted to reconnect.
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>>33980148
This is a joke
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>>33980162
Cardio isn’t even good for weight loss. Takes like 30 minutes of cardio to burn one slice of pizza.

You just need to eat less.
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>>33980166
Might as well do both
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>>33980007
Go to horny jail and have a wank
>>33979961
M
xXXPussySlayer360NoScopeHelloKittyFan69XXx
>>33979951
>here I am, once again...
>>33979932
Honestly if you're feeling that bad then just call in sick, that's what I did a couple of days this week, mental health is just as valid as physical health imo
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>>33980152
Fatties fall for the diet meme and fail to realize that it costs calories for your body to burn calories. They should be eating more food.
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>>33980166
Out of all exercise cardio is the best for weight loss

its best to just eat less

that said im going to eat some some mini marshmallows because something is wrong with me
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>>33979905
Can you stop shouting please
>>33979863
Some of them are and have though
>>33979821
Why not just ask him to go gym
>>33979813
Please don't do that anon ;_;
I also starve myself when depressed but it's not healthy or good
>>33979797
All I ate yesterday was a small lunch and yes I'm thugging it out lol
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>>33980169
HELLO KITTY WOULDNT SLAY PUSSIES OR NOSCOPE PPL
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>>33980119
>telling bi men to sign up to meet women
Don't they know what'll happen to these bifags when the women find out?

That being said I wish I was at your uni
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>>33979797
Also I often eat nothing all day and just smoke, go to my bartending job drunk and work a few hours in the afternoon/evening, then drink more on the way home and either go to bed hungry or just have a piece of toast or something. I have low blood sugar so I feel really dizzy most of the time
I'm trying to be better now and at least have a snack before work though
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>>33980171
Ever used a dough roll on your gross stomach?
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>>33979992
>Aren't they more Nazi or Nihilistic Violent Extremist than Satanist? My understanding is those groups use Satanistic trappings as cover for their insane violent-political bullshit. They're about as representative of Satanism as People's Temple was of Christianity.
>>33979992
Well, there's a lot of far-right influence in both theistic and atheistic Satanism. Anton LeVey plagiarized much of The Satanic Bible from "Might Is Right," which is a seminal fascist work, one that has also been promoted by Lucien Greaves.
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>>33980180
>Don't they know what'll happen to these bifags when the women find out?
In my experience, you get asked if you're poly and invited to poly and kink discussion meetups in between dates seeing emotive hardcore bands at indie venue punk shows.
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I need a 6ft tall gf to beat me up and call me a dumb inferior moid.
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>>33980175
You don't know what she's capable of
>>33980166
I mean, a combination of healthy eating and exercise is ideal
Cardio is good
>>33980155
Anon Hazbin Hotel is a cartoon
VivziePop doesn't starve herself lol
>>33980148
Yeah maybe change the topic from defending 4chan's artistic integrity
>>33980147
I miss making Evanescence and Linkin Park Sonic X AMVs in Windows Movie Maker on my old Windows XP PC in the late 00s lmao
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I need a 6ft tall gf to feminize and make her submit to me as her shorter but dominating moid.
>>
Do you think I could ever be loved for who I am and not the facade that a woman projects onto me?
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>>33980198
Who are you tho
>>
>>33980066
L would never say this, bro didn't even go for the Misa-ussy
>>33980052
Pls brush anon
Imo it's the one thing you should try not to skip no matter how depressed you are. If it's between that and showering, brush yo teeth
>>33979926
Everyone I've met who has to profess that they're actually a nice person, is not one lol
I know a girl who says "I'm actually a really nice person" she's a total bitch lol
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>>33980196
just because im tall that does not make me a dom >:(
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>>33980148
>I failed my thesis defense because I wrote my thesis on 4chan and defending 4chan culture's artistic and political contributions to society. Should I just change the topic on a second try? I only get one more chance and I don't think my faculty committee is going to give me good references after I tried glazing Pepe the Frog memes in effete postmodern language.
Anon, you have to actually make it on the ship before you can mutiny.
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>>33980202
You're like 5'9
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>>33979681
Based
Crazy that she was told she wasn't pretty enough to be an actress when she's one of the most beautiful women ever like what the fuck
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Men, have you checked if you are gay with your fellow males?
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>>33980200
A man. I go by Anonymous here
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>>33980141
>Why did the band Evanescence get clowned on so hard when I was growing up? Their shit is actually really fucking good.
Because every fucking youtube video had bring me to life playing in it
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>>33979643
Based
>>33979651
LMAO
>>33979585
M, do ADHD meds count?
I've never been interested in this stuff recreationally
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>>33979647
We don't say boomer anymore?
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>>33980209
she's pretty cute with short hair too
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>>33980119
Not enough. We need to reach the point where for every man who is actively looking for a gf, there are fifty women begging for a date with a man.
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>>33980218
>Imagine a sex scene with those two
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>>33980218
Girl, Interrupted was peak
I mean I have a thing for short hair but this was my favourite look for her lol
>>33979347
>mid-late 90's Angelina Jolie
Also based
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>>33980223
I haven't had women begging for my company since I was a teenager. God damn it.
>>
Think I have a UTI because I'm missing blood. Shit is not cash money.
>>
>>33980148
People who get PhDs aren't human so I don't know why you want one.
>>
>>33980225
I didn't know she rocked a pixie cut. Damn
>>
>>33979961
F
Leticia, but it won't mean anything to anyone because no one really knows my legal name.
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>>33980228
It's a Bachelor's thesis.
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>>33980202
Reread my post. I want to dominate a taller woman.
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>>33980230
Now I'm imagining Leticia Bufoni is posting here with us
>>
>>33980230
What's that one old 80s gothic song that goes like Leticia my reflection coast to coast with me or something like that?
>>
>>33980236
She ghosted a guy for being an inch shorter than her, lol
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>>33979063
>girl looks at me
>her smile vanishes in real time
This is what I live for.
>>
>>33979961
M
Chad
Giga Chad
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>>33980207
tall for a girl

>>33980226
ive never had a man beg for me :(
>>
>>33980225
HACKERS! that movie was fun, and ya she's cute in that too
>>
>>33979063
girls would this really work on you when it comes to cunnilingus? found this by an anon on /lit/ of all places:

the post:

>What's your secret/technique/advice?

3 things come to mind right now.

>Initial discover session, repeated every few months or so
At some point early on the relationship, I tell her that, Hey, I really want to understand you and your body, so let's one day relax, drink some wine, and let me completely explore your body. Basically, we get naked and I touch lick different places/points sensually, trying different speeds/actions/pressures/patterns, and ask what works for them, seeing how their body reacts to different stimuli. They love the attention and care, and I honestly believe all my girlfriends have fallen hopelessly in love with me during these sessions.

Truth is that different woman react differently to different stimuli. I've had a girlfriend who could not bear direct clit licks, so got off on me licking the hood, also had a girlfriend who basically wanted me to tongue punch her clit to submission. give it some time try to understand your girls body

I also tell them that these sessions are purely for explorative purposes and that it is not a sexual session, but then they, knowing that they should not get horny when I'm licking them out, ultimately get unimaginably horny. All according to keikaku.

>Know when to keep going
The thing I enjoy the most is giving these girls an orgasm deeper and stronger than they've ever thought was possible. So, when we're at it and she's get close to another orgasm, I tell her to breathe deep into her stomach, relax and enjoy how it feels, and then I keep going for another orgasm. Most of the girlfriends I've been with, by the third, fourth, fifth orgasm, were scared to orgasm so deeply because it was alien to them, since their bodies were reacting in ways it never had in the past.

>I genuinely enjoy it
Partners can always tell when you're actually enjoying the act so just enjoy it.
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>>33979961
M
Greg
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>>33980240
Kek, do they give you that slightly disgusted look?
>>
>>33980229
She rocked the short hair
>>33980245
Hackers is peak cinema lol
>>33979961
Cereal Killer
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>>33980211
I mean more like "Do you know who you are?"
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>>33980243
that's because you're flabby and smell like rotten egg farts
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every time i lay down i imagine im getting absolutely plowed just totally cracked and destroyed by a hot boy and then i gain consciousness and realize im alone and still never even seen a mans penis (consensually that is)

male anons please tell me how do I fix my sexual frustration
>>
https://youtu.be/O4rbTBKRedE
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>>33980207
You guys called me a freak for being that tall 5 years ago.
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>>33980237
Not far off desu
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>>33980249
Yes.
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>>33980261
How's the weather up there, She-Hulk?
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>>33980261
whateverr
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>>33980261
That was before Lady Dimitrescu turned moids into subs
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>>33980261
that's because you're obese and smell like rotten egg farts
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>>33980264
That's been a thing since middle school for me.
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>>33980268
Maybe I'm weird but when I see a tall woman I want to "dom" her more than short women.
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>>33980273
What do you mean by dom there
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>>33980261
You're more of a 5'9" circumference.
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>>33980259
>male anons please tell me how do I fix my sexual frustration
If we knew, we would be too busy absolutely plowing, just totally cracking and destroying our girlfriends to answer you.
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>>33980275
Like dominate sexually, take the lead
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>>33980273
same

>>33980275
Like I want to bend her over my knees with her long ass legs still touching the floor and finger her and call her a bad girl. I want to make her feel small.
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>>33980281
Amuse me
What does that entail
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>>33980259
Get a new therapist and talk to them about how you ghost every guy you match with on Tinder and how you ghost every guy who gets close to you IRL.

You need a therapist. Quit pushing your issues on us.
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>>33980285
I will not hornypost here. Use your imagination
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>>33980284
Good boy, you fell for my trap card.
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>>33980256
Yes I do. I am a little erratic, understood by some, misunderstood by many, I try to make myself transparent since I am autistic and it helps when other people are very transparent with me. I'm genuine, I sometimes struggle to empathize with others but I do try my best, I am not heartless though, I do feel what and understand what people are going through. I am relentless in my pursuit of my desires and my vision. Generally I am pretty creative, analytical to a fault, and I am a melancholic man
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Why is she not taking care of her children?
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>>33980290
can't make a morbidly obese pig feel small
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>>33979347
>>33980225
>Reading her wiki
>She's Bi
Bummer that she didn't bang more chicks instead of weirdos like Billy Bob.
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>>33980290
When I did the BDSM quiz I got like 90% vanilla, 56% dom, and 70% Brat Tamer.

If a girl said something like that to me in person I would wrestle her to the floor and start fingering her.
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>>33980296
she's in her 40's her kids are grown
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>>33980302
I had kids in my 40s. And no, they weren't born deformed. 40s is the perfect age to have children because you've already dated, figured out what you like and want without being pressured, and built a career and education.
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>>33980259
I know you want horny posts instead of real answers. But take BC.
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>>33980259
don't get a therapist

get a priest
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>>33980293
Cool. At least you can introspect articulately.
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>>33980308
True if M
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>>33980311
She's Jewish.
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>>33980301
have you ever wrestled a hippopotamus?
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>>33980308
who asked?
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>>33980308
>40s is the perfect age to have children
False for both sexes
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state gender
what's your recap for 2025? did you stick to your resolutions? what unforeseen plot twists came up? are you better or worse off than in december 2024? what's the plan for 2026?
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>>33980317
Get a rabbi? Or convert.
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>>33980325
F
I got married and got a raise. Aside from that, not much else changed.
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>>33980327
what happened to "I won't come here anymore after the wedding"?
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>>33979625
How do you only sleep for 3-4 hours on that shit? Benzos whip me tf out
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>>33980325
M
job market sucks ass.
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>>33980325
>did you stick to your resolutions?
I got better at making music
>what unforeseen plot twists came up?
My girlfriend left me
>are you better or worse off than in december 2024?
I'm not sure. In some respects I am thriving and in others, I am in a huge rut
>what's the plan for 2026?
Probably fuck around for a bit, get better at making music, release an album, climb Mt. Whitney
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>>33980330
She wanted to sabotage somebody's NNN in the final stretch
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>>33980336
wholesome
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Women, do (You) have bangs? Because apparently every woman looks better with bangs:
https://reddit.com/r/VindictaRateCelebs/comments/16rqr0h/which_celebrity_looks_better_with_bangs/
I thought it was male gaze informing my opinion, but even the pink pilled feminists agree.
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>>33980341
I have face framing layers (basically like pic rel), I don't think that counts
I had bangs once when I was 16 and let's just say I was very glad when they grew out again
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>>33980325
Male
Another year of being alone. No reason to believe it'll change next year.
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State gender
If your partner farted loudly during sex what would you do?
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>>33980322
So you didn't go to college because you demanded your rape victim keep the baby so you could look after and molest it when you could have been building a career in your 20s. Got it.
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>>33980325
F, I lost 40lbs, I hope I'll lose even more next year
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>>33980346
f
probably laugh unless it was a reoccurring thing, then it would gross me out
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>>33980351
What if at least once a month he farted audibly during sex? Not necessarily loud, but you can hear it.
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>>33980325
F
Worked a lot. Made a lot of money. Went on one date. Next year I want bf, maybe buy apartment
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>>33980353
too much, he needs to fix his diet or go see a doctor, people shouldn't fart that much, that means something isn't going well with his digestion, which is gross
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>>33980346
Understandable, keep going.
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>>33980347
Lol, I don't think I've ever seen someone strawman to such an extent before. You're good at this.
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>>33980325
M
I peaked when I ran away from home and loved out on the street like a fucking dog. Happiest, scariest and most amazing time of my life. Ever since coming back it's been nothing but a downward spiral. Gotten fatter, more ugly, feeling my soul getting crushed by my normal fag ass job and conforming to this bullshit. I've never been suicidal but god damn I don't get how normal fgas do this shit. Honestly this is driving me more insane than thinking the wind was talking to me when I was out alone. At least with the wind I could have something but now I feel nothing and am mostly detached. Fucking hate it. Never should have came back.
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>>33980355
The average person farts 15 times a day, if you're having sex a few times at week at least there's gonna be some overlap. Especially since people have sex at night after they've eaten dinner a lot of the time.
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>>33980354
4'10 japanese femanon?
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>>33980359
what's stopping you from going back? usually what keeps people from not just living on the street is being scared of living on the streets, but you already know what it's like and how to navigate it, this should be an easy decision, no?
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>I get to be discarded while everyone else gets their happily ever after
Why shouldn't I side with the devil?
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>>33980362
Wow yeah.. I’m guessing my dating life have it away
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>>33980361
>15 times a day
then the average person needs medical attention asap because I fart maybe two times a month and it's always when I ate too many raw veggies or too fatty foods
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Reject bimbo, maximize cute
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>>33980370
I can do both
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>>33980367
that and you making a lot of money lol. Are you living with family now? Do you think it makes dating harder?
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>>33980363
I know my post was riddled with grammatical and spelling errors because I'm phone posting but did you forget to see the part where I'm detached? Sure it is an easy decision and my mind is already made up but it's another thing entirely to follow through. My issue isn't the conclusion it's the will to do so because I actively detach at every opportunity now and when I do come back I have no energy to do anything. I'm just searching for my lost will at this point.
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>>33980373
so basically, you're too burned out to live on the street? unfortunate
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What are some decent universal signs that someone is into you? State gender.
Background
>I turned down a girl who liked me (despite being a virgin), because I was so sure my crush liked me. Was gonna ask her out only to find out she’s had a boyfriend for months.
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>>33980066
Rose is still around?
Heckin...!
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>>33980376
>decent universal signs that someone is into you?
they keep finding ways to try and spend more time with you
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>>33980376
I'm not sure what it is called, but Women make themselves "smol" by grabbing their chest and lowering themselves when they are super flustered.
Maybe I'm wrong in that...
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33980347
Anons, I'm genuinely curious.
>So you didn't go to college because you demanded your rape victim keep the baby so you could look after and molest it when you could have been building a career in your 20s. Got it.
Why do older people communicate this way when trying to make their point?

Not that millennials and zoomers don't argue online, but this is a very specific type of meltdown I only ever see from gen x and boomers.
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>>33980383
do you say this because she talked about building a career in your 20s?
lol, everyone knows that the 20s are for that, not just old people
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>>33979987
Based
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>>33980259
you need someone who can give you a good Full Nelson time.
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>>33980372
I rent a place by myself in the city. It’s cheap, but it’s time to buy apartment, closer to work. Dating can’t get worse so I don’t think about it hehe
What about you, live at home?
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>>33980370
Nope, right side time
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>>33979961
M
Bond. James Bond.

> License to Kill
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>>33980384
No. Anon said your 40's aren't the ideal age to have children.
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>>33980383
They still think there are careers to build for people in this current market and not massive layoffs happening.
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>>33980391
everyone knows the job market and the economy is fucked, but there's still people that manage to make it work for themselves, the goal is to be one of those that can make it work despite the odds
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Men, you have a close platonic friend who’s become a single mom, that’s has little to no chance of getting romantic. How much would you help her with being a new mother and the baby?
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>>33980374
Yeah pretty much. I'll be back out there and experience the continuation of my gay little adventure again but that day isn't now or tomorrow. I know it's just a matter of when not if. For what it's worth not everything has been bad just the large majority.
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>>33980391
I built a career in my 20s but all funky and lopsided like a piece of Memphis Milano furniture. Unfortunately I have too much of a jagged and non-linear career for HR teams or ATS systems to make much sense of it so I either get very weird interviews where I get gawked at like some crazy nutcase by the interview panel or my CV and motivation letter just get tossed in the bin.
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>>33980397
what would you do different this time if you went back to living on the street?
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>>33980398
the trick is to clean up your cv to make it look neat and streamlined and leave a bunch of holes where things would make it look weird and then claim you worked jobs where you signed an nda in that time
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>>33980397
live the van life?
There seems to be a lot of tutorials/vlogs about it on YT.
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>>33980383
I think not growing up with the internet means they're not as used to being challenged. Plus there's the cold war era "oh so you're secretly a Russian sympathizer huh?" Routine.
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>>33980404
yeah, by rich nepobabies
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>>33980395
You see a sand castle on the beach and the tide is coming in...
Just make it work.
You see a cat in a tree and the branch is breaking...
Just make it work.
You see your dearest family member laying there with a grevious wound and 2 of their 4-5 liters of blood on the ground...
Just make it work.
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>>33980396
watch baby for her, when she is too busy.
Offer free car ride to and from, for appointments, etc.
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>>33980407
Where's my pizza, cunt
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>>33980396
Probably 0
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>>33980407
correct
people that try to make shit work no matter what are the ones that increase the odds of actually making it
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>>33980406
really?
It's all a sham?
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Women, would you buy a sexbot that can also do chores but looks obviously robotic? How would you customize it?
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>>33980413
The Robo/AI future must never happen!
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>>33980410
Why?
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>>33980412
>teeheee watch us make it work on a tight budget
>oh yeah, grandma allows us to stay on her piece of land for free
>dad had this old van in the garage he didn't need anymore
>sure, my parents still pay for my insurance and my phone but let's ignore that
>see? it's totally possible! you have no excuses!
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>>33980413
How will sexbots change things for the world? Will they just increase the loneliness problem or just be like an extension of self pleasures/masturbatiin?
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>>33980383
Don't get offended for me, anon. People rage bait in all kinds of caricatures.
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>>33980411
False, the odds hold no favor of anyone's effort. Bootstraps are gaslighting away from community support which we have shamed too much to survive as a species. This will all end.
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>>33980417
damn....
Lucidity activated.
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>>33980415
I'm 20, and it's not something I signed on for.
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>>33980413
no? if it was just a chores bot then sure
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>>33980418
They'll shut off your sexbot if you offend corporations
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>Gender
Is AI the new Enron? Or the last chance at "making it" before the apocalypse?
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>>33980423
Aren't you getting more value from a chores bot with a dick than one without?
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>>33980387
Yeah I live at home with my parents. It's one of my major reasons for being single. I feel embarrassed when I tell people lol. I make really good money, no bills, but I struggle with the thought of spending around $1700 per month to live
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>>33980399
For starters not coming back lol. Realistically take more shit with me. The first time I left I had only a handbag satchel from my days in school that held the bare essentials to just survive, only had a knife on me too at the time. Now I'd go out strapped and take a proper backpack now so I can have more stuff before I eventually have to scavenge about. Aside from that nothing much honestly. So long as you follow common sense and avoid the clearly dangerous areas and people you'll be fine hell with a little acting you can make people give you free stuff. I remember a few times when I had literally money and acted like I was about to pass out purposely passing by a food stand and they gave me free food and water for the night.
>>33980404
Like the other anon said that sort of thing isn't really a real thing. Obviously there are people who do actually live in their cars but they don't have enough to record it let alone have the time to make a successful video on it. I've always assumed people like that are just in a shitty place and looking for a way to reintegrate back into society but I can't say for sure since I've never personally known anyone like that just rumors and friends of friends things.
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>>33980425
AI is the final nail in your coffin.
The more we withdrawl from societal support and into tech, we will atrophy out of existence.
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>>33980425
M
Medium to long term? Enron
Short term? Apocalypse
We're in the middle of the apocalypse rn, give it about 2 more years max and it'll be over
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>>33980426
the thought of bot dick makes my pussy dry up to the point of the skin cracking like a desert
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>>33980432
You could have just said you prefer your bad dragon, lol.
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>>33980428
did you live in a warm area or how did you navigate that?
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>>33980432
NTA. What if it was modeled after your favourite shadowdaddy? I think you're imagining it as a metallic skeleton man, lol.
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>>33980433
I'm not JH, plus I also really don't like dildos
>>33980438
my what now? and no, dick with a real heart beat or pass
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>>33980430
You don't believe AGI will be achieved?
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>>33980427
I understand. You are using money on rent you could save for house. I have to for work, but would live at home too if I could
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>>33980440
>my what now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W90-XT0AGpE
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>>33980449
quality e-grill.
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>>33980435
Warm area. I took a semi decent coat for winter and a pretty thin jacket for every other time of year. I mostly stayed in the city and honestly they're all pretty much the same. I went around three cities in like a few days because I had the endurance to do that and just generally like walking. Again it's easy to play the sympathy card and get free stuff from fast food workers and other randoms. Plus people are surprisingly nice if you ask for directions for certain places. Especially if they're walking pets those people are always so friendly and talkative. Again I stayed mostly in the city going from place to place because I live in the heart of my country so going to the outskirts is a tall order on foot. As for navigating just asking is really easy. Again most cities are basically the same so once you recognize the more decorated patterns of the streets you'll know you're heading towards a plaza. For example the mentioned place usually has roads with numerous planted trees leading to it and if not that then it leads to some school where there's at least a guaranteed hole in the wall liquor. It all really boils down to pattern recognition of your country's infrastructure so I can't say for certain say someone like you should be looking out for if you're at all interested lol.
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>>33980449
ew
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>>33980449
>my top shadow daddies
>wedding ring
Lol
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>>33980455
>ew
You only watched 50 seconds of it. How can you tell?
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>>33980454
where did you usually sleep? I'd assume finding a dry spot to do that undisturbed is a bit of a challenge, no?
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>>33980459
the title was enough to gross me out
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>>33980441
No, there would have to be a paradigm shift in AI/ML. The growth of AI is bounded by human intelligence, in it's current state it will never go beyond human intelligence. LLMs are notoriously bad at generalization (like you need 10s of thousands to millions of data points for it to generalize and understand the KNOWN universe of whatever domain it's working in) so how would it ever be able to generalize enough to make it's own discoveries? Also, at the end of the day, it's all statistics under the hood - there's no determinism. If you ran the same computer program 1 million times, you would get the same output every single time assuming some freak solar flare or whatever natural anomaly doesn't occur. With an LLM, it is inherently non-deterministic in that if you asked it the same question 1 million times, it would produce several varying outputs, independent of itself. Don't get me wrong, AI is good and it's cool but there still has to be a human behind the tool and it can't displace as many jobs as people think it will
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>>33980464
arousing
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I wish I was a girl. Life would be so easy.
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>>33980466
stop jorkin your peanut
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>>33980466
Get a grip.
>>33980467
Obsessed.
>>33980468
Is that Andrew Tate?
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>go to internet forum for women
>they talk about asking and being asked by their partner to get tested for STDs before having sex
>each and every woman there appears to have had multiple short/medium/long term sexual relations with many different men, by their own admission
>the women with the highest number of changed partners, multiple per year by their own admission, get upvoted more
>the ones saying that they test out sexual compatibility with men before spending money on STD screening get upvoted more

What the fuck is this? I'm meant to believe that women aren't whores usually and that having a high number of past partners isn't common.
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>>33980460
Yeah especially during the rainy season it sucks. Unless you're literally insane like me and rather walkt though the rain and deal with a season's long cold finding a place to sleep sucks ass. Typically I would just find somewhere out in the open and sleep there during the day like near office buildings or if it's rush hour near the streets. Now thay I look back I was pretty nocturnal back then so I was almost always asleep during the day. My thinking was if I'm in some high populated place the less likely I am to get fucked and it worked so I have no complaints. Just gotta make sure you're in the nice part of the city first before thinking about sleep. I would pull a full day of walking just to get out of the ghetto parts of a city or even go into a new one entirely if I felt it was sketchy enough then knock out near anywhere high in population. The rare times I did sleep at night I slept near clubs and bowling rings. Again my general rule of thumb was to be around as many people as possible when I was asleep.
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>>33980263
Well then, congrats on being hot
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>>33980466
They have it worse in some ways. But I don’t know how to help. It’s like whenever I see a post about a man attacking a woman and there’s a comment like “patriarchy” or “it’s always men”.
How exactly are we supposed to stop it? Turn off our testosterone and physical stats? Some mass campaign and governmental push with feminist ideals? Massive mental health improvement? Because there always gonna be a nut job dude who can beat up 15 women before feeling a sweat
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>>33980471
>go to whore subreddit
>omg all the women here are whores
I'm concerned for your IQ anon
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>>33980465
M or F?
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>>33980471
Most women sleep around, but it isn’t how you think. Most woman sleep around looking for a new boyfriend, testing sexual compatibility and bedroom Vibes. They’re not just going around looking for just one night stands and hookups.
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>>33980472
yeah, my first thought was day sleeping and in areas with many people
do you think you could pull off just sleeping in areas where people "taking a nap" isn't seen as a very weird thing? like just in a park during the day or in the waiting area of an air port? have you ever tried to sleep in places like toilets for disabled people? they are always rather roomy
do you think it makes a big difference wether you're male or female to be able to pull it off?
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>>33980476
f
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>>33980477
>Most woman sleep around looking for a new boyfriend,
Do you have any idea how that sounds to an average man?
>teehee I'll fuck a bunch of men to see if we're compatible because that's how it works for some reason
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>>33980481
do you have any idea how much of a man wrote this post?
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>>33980475
It's like a national forum for women. Not US-based.
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>>33980483
so? only whores would post there and know about it anyways
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>>33980481
It’s literally no different than going on multiple dates until you find the right partner.
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>>33980471
I got banned from TwoXChromosomes a few years ago.

A woman there asked why men send dick pics to try and attract women, instead of crafting something like male beavers build dams. I said it's because female beavers are monogamous. Lol, perma banned just a couple hours later.
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>>33980487
NTA. Do you only need to fuck a guy once to determine if you're sexually compatible?
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>>33980477
Why does intent matter?
>>
I jacked off. Now a relationship doesn't seem that appealing. I mean it kinda does. But what kind of woman would want to be with me? I'm a fucking loser. I'll just work on myself for 5 years and start dating when I'm 30.
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>>33980491
>I'll just work on myself for 5 years and start dating when I'm 30.
Fine, but actually work on yourself. Don't say you will then play video games like I did. Track your progress, set short term goals.
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>>33980478
Sure I don't see why not you'd just be a smelly bozo really. I never personally done it so I can't comment with any for sure details but I don't imagine they'd kick you out unless they're closing. I have slept in a park and again honestly it just depends on the park itself. Sometimes it's obvious the place is already house to others like the obvious tents and such but whenever I did I usually did a small walk around the park just to see who was nearby and what could potentially happen. Luckily nothing happened to me in any of the parks I slept in but that's also because I specifically chose to only sleep at the ones near schools since those are generally the safest unless you're in the ghetto where nothing is safe.
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At what age is making sexual mistakes or sexual nooobness no longer accepted by thee average person? Okay, “no longer accepted” is harsh, but at what age could I hookup with a girl, and my lack of experience and my mistakes during sex makes her go “what’s wrong with this dude?”
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>>33980480
Well, at least I know I can arouse a woman. What part did you like?
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So, are there any femanons here who've had threesomes? I mean anonymous femanons, not the big names like JH.
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>play one game
>win
>wait a few hours
>play one game
>win
I’ll get master rank in no time…
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>>33980475
The reddit cross-poster is a 30 yo Indian man that lives with his parents in Toronto, unfortunately that’s the only chance he will ever get to talk to women
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>>33980492
But I can't wait I'm old, I'm literally unc status. My sister was married at my age. What do I do?
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All games can be divided into 2 categories.
Menu and Parkour.

State Gender, what was the last game you played? Was it Menu or Parkour?
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>>33980522
Context on your arbitrary categories?
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>>33980522
M
Which one is solitaire?
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>>33980521
everyone goes at their own pace, you can't buy back your younger years. just make sure you're not pissing it away for nothing. it's your life.
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>>33980498
I wish naivety could be endearing when we do it, too.
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>>33980522
Is Warcraft 3 menu?
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>>33980325
I didn't stick to my resolutions except that I did actually start College which has been an experience.
>are you better or worse off than in december 2024?
On paper I am better off, but I feel worse off 100%
>what's the plan for 2026?
See this academic year through completely, make a real effort to socialize and maybe try dating. If that doesn't work out I will look into an abroad program and if that doesn't work out then I will switch to getting an online degree.
The usual eat healthier and work out consistently.
Start painting my Warhammer backlog of roughly 3k points across Fantasy and 40k.
Finally play through Skyrim (in VR), the Witcher, and Cyberpunk.
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>>33980500
I seem to have a soft spot for guys that know things about LLM's
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>>33980502
yeah, why?
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>>33980325
M
Extremely painful, but necessary. I don’t even remember my resolutions, so much has changed and I’ve broken through to a new level. Not much unforeseen, chose to suffer for gains later and am now reaping those gains. Much better off than last year. Plan for 2026 is to upgrade the career now that I’ve stabilized my mental health
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>>33980536
good boy
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>>33980537
Couldn’t have done it without you <3
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>>33980530
I don't know what they are going on about but Warcraft 3 menu is ludokino.
I still randomly hear Warcraft 3 sounds and voices in my head regularly
>Chains of the opening menu
>The Sleeper has awoken!
>Warriors of the night, Assemble! *ROAR*
>What is it now?
>I've come to cleanse this land
>At last, we shall have our revenge
>What needs revealing?
>My sight is yours
>Want to see something real scary?
>Your command?
>Our sacred grove is being desecrated!
>Our forces are under attack!
>Build more farms!
>Build more burrows!
>Burning to avenge
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>>33980534
Oh...
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>>33980488
kek
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>>33980534
I'm emphasizing in AI for my degree if that counts
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>>33980534
Are you Indian?
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>shoulder lenght blonde with a messy bun and slut strands
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>>33980540
hmm
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>>33980554
give it a break will ya
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Do women like this exist?
https://youtu.be/i68gAIvkq80
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Goodnight /atoga/
I hate women.
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I'm under 6 feet tall
I wish I had A10 eyes
Don't talk to females
Just jerk off and cry

Chad screws >her daily
Just like a whore
All women are evil
They're so fucking evil

But I'm a chud
I'm an incel
What are they doing here?
Billions must die

Circumcise the sovl
The Jews have control
I want a perfect jawline
I want an Aryan sovl

They don't want you to notice
When they are around
No fucking foreskin
I wish I had foreskin

But I'm a chud
I'm an incel
What are they doing here?
Billions must die

Oooooh oooh

STILL
BURNING DOWN THE WORLD
STILL
BURNING DOWN
THEN BURN
BURN
BURN
BURN
JEWS

I want to post some gems
But I'm only finding coal
So fucking over
It is so over

Cuz I'm a chud
I'm an incel
What are they doing here?
The west has fallen
The west has fallen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVcVpNMok98

Billions must listen
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>>33980561
Me too.
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>>33980561
Good night.
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>>33980555
It’s true, even though I’m an asshole
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how can it feel this wrong
from this moment how can it feel this wrong
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>>33980556
I'll never stop looking
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>>33980522
M
World of Warcraft Legion remix
Parkour
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>>33980541
I remember my parents taking Warcraft 3 away from me for a summer because I kept responding with Keeper Of The Grove lines when they'd tell me to do something.
>So shall it be
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>>33980535
Um, honestly I'm just horny.
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>>33980502
>he wants to jerk off to the idea of femanons having a threesome with Chad and his 2nd girlfriend
Cuck.
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Gonna get drunk tomorrow like I do every few months only to realise that I don't even like it.
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>>33980587
No, I don't jerk off to text. Besides, I'm stuck at the airport.
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>>33980587
>>33980593
Oh, and the threesomes that've been discussed of late have been triple F.
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I ate too much yesterday I am getting fat
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>>33980569
Because it’s too much
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The best feeling I had was holding hands with a cute girl. I'll never feel that again.
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>>33980606
Did you lose your hands?
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Let's say, hypothetically, I have a girlfriend and, hypothetically, my friends invited me to a gangbang where some cuck shared his not so pretty wife with us. And I, hypothetically, fucked her and came inside her a few times. Does this count as cheating? In this highly hypothetical scenario, I didn't date that slam pig; I just stuck my dick inside her a few times.
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>>33980609
Yes you are a cheater
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>>33980608
No, girls just don't like me back
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>>33980471
>>33980475
>>33980477
When women speak, men should shut up and listen.

Women are expected to listen to men talk about things they have zero interest in for hours on end, but the moment a woman brings up a (usually feminine) thing she’s interested in, like taking a lot of diverse cock and not being monogamous, she’s mocked and belittled.
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Women, have you ever been in a fight with another woman?
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>>33980610
Why? It's like masturbation, but instead of my hand, I used a woman. And yeah, this is not about me, it's just a hypothetical scenario.
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Women, have you ever been to a strip club? Thoughts on it?
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>>33980616
no, sounds weird af
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I keep tearing my dick open when fapping, whyyy
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>>33980621
because you goon too much?
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>>33980622
Or not enough.
Skin too weak.
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>>33980621
Because you were circumcised as a newborn baby because your parents are stupid
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>>33980623
idk about that
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>>33980579
That's funny because for me it was the opposite with my dad being the one always quoting the game.
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>>33980622
No, I do it once every few days
>>33980624
I’m uncircumcised

This is god telling me to have sex
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>>33980609
>If I had sex with another woman did I cheat?
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>>33980609
Just normalfag things.
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>>33980627
>This is god telling me to have sex
probably
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>>33980621
https://youtu.be/F3B7M-3KfrA
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Are people in college going to think I'm weird for dressing well instead of wearing baggy shit to class?
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>>33980541
>>33980579
I didn't like Warcraft 3 *too* much, but I will never forget "More work?" from the human workers.
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>>33980638
yeah
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>>33980636
My dad never taught me sadly
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>>33980589
Based
Gonna get drunk today like I do almost every day cause I like it too much
Don't have much booze though and don't want to leave the house
>>33980522
M, menu but usually play parkour
>>33980488
Plebbit is unusable for me kek, I just get constantly banned from everywhere, even the bipolar subreddit
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>>33980616
Yes, and similar clubs are common here.
It can be fun, but I don’t seek it out
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>>33980614
No. I don’t like violence and I would never win a fight
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>>33980609
Is cheating actually cheating, yes
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>the creep is still spamming
Thread was so much better without it.
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You know who I don't like? The french
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>>33980650
Who?
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>>33980653
They mean qt
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>>33980639
Yep, he would repeat that and "Jobs done" all the time, still does sometimes to this day.
Some more that live in my head rent free are
>Storm, Earth, and Fire heed my call!
>Ready for action!
>My life for the Horde!
>The sleeper awakes
>Let my criiies chill the livinnnng
>The Pact is sealed!
>From the depths I come!
>It's time to even the scales!
>I must safeguard the land!
>My prey is near
>I am the iron hand of justice
>I am the law! (Warden was my favorite NE hero)
>Mortarrrr Combatttt!
>They came from behind!
>I hear the call of the wild
>Vengeance for Zul'Jin(little known fact, the Darkspear trolls were supposed to be forest trolls rather than jungle trolls but this was changed in development, which is why the jungle trolls reference Zul'Jin despite having no reason)
>The ends justify da means!
>Someone call for de doctor?
>The storm is coming...
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>credit score dropped below 800
It’s over
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>>33980650
Relax, I got shit to do this morning anyway, toodles
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>>33980498
This only happens if you don’t communicate
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>>33980488
I don’t get it
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>>33980659
I have no idea what my credit score is, all I know is my cards and account are usually maxxed out and I default on my repayments every month
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>>33980650
At least no ENTJ and MKG, tho
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>>33980666
Nta. How will that work long term?
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>>33980666
Probably way less than mine, I’m still in the “very good” range but just barely. Stupid fucking banks
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>>33980670
>way less than mine
Is that good or bad?
>>33980668
Long term of what? I didn't think I'd survive this far in life
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State sex
Would you have sex with a homeless person if they were attractive?
What if they were formerly homeless?
You don't know what they did on the streets to survive.
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I went to day school
I went to night school too
They gave me a diploma when I was through
I learned that air was clean
And sex was dirty
And that two and two make four
But I'm not so sure anymore
There's something funny going on
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>>33980678
M, sure as long as we had access to wash facilities etc.
I've been homeless and done stuff on the streets so it'd be hypocritical not to. They're people too
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>>33980678
M
Yes
Yes
wtf are you suggesting I do, hold it against someone that they've gone through some of the toughest shit in Western society?
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>>33980678
>Would you have sex with a homeless person if they were attractive?
M
So there is this manga called Gantz. If you haven't read it, it's basically about dead people being resurrected to fight aliens. There were these guys who, because some aliens were humanoid and had genitals, captured them, raped them, and only then killed them. Anyway, to answer your question, yeah, I would.
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>>33980690
Unusually empathetic post for 4chan standards
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>>33980693
>Unusually empathetic post for 4chan standards
It is a bit like oil and vinegar sometimes. I have been on 4chan for 14 years and I've been arguing with anons for all 14 of them. Luckily, I love arguing with people.
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>>33980643
What country?
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This is what I look like.
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>>33980665
Anon implied male beavers put in more effort because their females are monogamous
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>>33980502
Purposefully excluding certain posters from getting to talk about their threesomes is messed up.
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>>33979797
I just looked in the mirror and realised how much weight I've lost in the past 2-3 months just from barely eating and working on my feet all day. No wonder I needed to buy new belts and pants. I should probably start eating more again...
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>>33980705
Good morning, JH.
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>>33980707
No it isn't.
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>>33980711
why not?
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Is it normal to hate millennials, gen x and boomers? Alpha is also so fucking boring, no subcultures, no fun.
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>>33980713
Did you not read my post? Being excluded from threesome talk is evil.
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Are femanons' boobs boumcy or jiggly?
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>>33980720
Your threesomes aren't as interesting as Stardew's because they're not FFF
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>>33980720
damn your mood is fragile, lol
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>>33980719
only if you're a narc with a superiority complex
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>>33980727
Literally me, fr fr
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>>33980724
Sorry we can't all be rich, tall tittymonsters who eat pussy on mountaintops.
>>33980725
I had a bad night, too.
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Either side with normals and save the West or side with the juice and doom the West (they both hate you)
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>>33980729
>tittymonsters
I didn't know that about her.
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>>33979541
>don't forget the Llamas:)
I saw their brothers, a bunch of alpacas in a zoo in New Zealand once. hehe
Was really tempted to pet them, but they were just eating, so I was a bit afraid they'd boit my hand.
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>>33980734
To be honest, I might be wrong. Pretty sure, though.
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>>33980737
ask qt he archives all femanon pics and stats so he can jerk off and repost them
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>>33980740
Women enjoy this btw
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>>33980719
Alpha aren't even teenagers yet I bloody hope they're boring
Anyway it's normal to hate millennials because they defined "cool" for all of our childhoods and that was annoying as fuck, and now that we're in charge we think their idea of cool was corny as fuck.
Gen X and boomers are a more odd target of hate, unless it's for reasons of "they fucked up the environment and now I've got to deal with it"
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>>33980740
I haven't saved anything lol, that's creeper mode. And can't see any pix on UK 4plebs anymore or imgur, so you'll have to enjoy any new pix for me...
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>>33980719
>Is it normal to hate millennials
yes
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>>33980742
M
If you're Chad
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>>33980740
To be fair, I ask for guy's stats ITT somewhat often.
Also I've saved femanon's pics from here when I was given explicit permission to do so. Jesus the nohomo posting back then was super gay.
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>>33980696
>I love arguing with people
Based, you should join the debate club also
>>33979316
Well I just found out from my friend that she asked them at the bar last night "where is my future husband" and that I need to stop being a bitch and ask her out already
I'm gonna text her back now lol I just don't know what to say, I have stuff to do...
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>>33979063
The Great War...
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>>33980750
Human history in a jpg
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>>33980719
Do you wear black nail polish?
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>>33980749
It's your life to handle as you please. You don't need to tell me excuses
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>>33980753
That's a millennial thing
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>>33980743
I hate millennials because they're two-faced af. Like, they pretend to be more chill than boomers while actually hating on everything that doesn't fit in their box. Also, most of them have no self-reflection. Gen X and boomers are the guys who fucked everything up and refuse to take accountability for their actions.
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>is it normal to hate an entire generation?
No it is not.
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>>33980722
I would actually call them springy
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>>33980614
Yes, and with boys. Haven't really had to fight in my adult life outside of a gym.
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>>33980722
Wobbiy.
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>>33980761
That makes them sound perky
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Hitting em with the “ew nvm” after they say one thing to you is OP, fucks with people good
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>>33980773
who cares
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>>33980772
They are
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>>33980773
its a tried and true strat
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>>33980754
I've just messaged her back and started a convo
Thanks for you guys telling me to grow some balls tho
She just updated her pfp to a slutty pic, as the zoomers would say I'm cooked
>>33980758
I don't hate an entire generation
I just hate everyone equally jk
>>33980773
Don't tell me you say this IRL
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>>33980777
You are a zoomer, damn you
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>>33980755
I'm going to millennialmax to annoy you
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>>33980777
IRL you can say one word responses and use body language to get the same point across
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>>33980779
noooooooooooooooooo
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>>33980775
Nice. Do you ever go braless?
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>>33980780
You're a meanie
>>33980778
I'm right on the tail end dude. My niece and her friends calls me unc :skull emoji: :crying emoji:
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>>33980783
Sometimes. It depends on the weather because I can cut glass when my nipples get hard.
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>>33980773
Is that how you reject moids?
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>>33980784
Nah some people need to be socially shamed, I almost never do it
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>>33980784
You're still a zoomer. Don't let them take that from you. Or me, given we're the same age
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>>33980699
Japan
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>>33980331
I don't know. I've never really slept for long periods.
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>>33980704
But… people with multiple sexual partners are monogamous too.
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>>33980784
>>33980788
Why're there so many of us unc zoomer bros here?
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>>33980789
Japanese strip clubs sound awful
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>>33980791
Promiscuity is not monogamy.
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>>33980793
Okay
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>>33980785
That's so hot.
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>>33980781
>puts on 3/4 teal skinny pants
>puts on coral peplum top
>puts on chevron infinity scarf
>puts on glitter ballet flats
>puts on turquoise statement necklace
>puts on black nail polish with the ring finger covered with silver caviar beads
>flat-irons ombre hair and clips back bangs in a pouf
>gets a moustache tattoo the side of pointer finger
>puts on nude lipstick
>takes out mason-jar salad from a food truck
>writes live, laugh, love on a diy chalk board
>draws a little owl too
>gets an infinity tattoo with dream catcher aesthetic
>picks up all the subscription boxes
>writes harper and everly on baby names list
>posts buzzfeed link on facebook
>#blessed, #wanderlust
>looks up how to make flower crowns on pinterest

you have nobody but yourself to blame for this
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>>33980789
Are you that bitch who had a melty over me saying how many Japanese sluts I fucked in soaplands?
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>>33980796
Can you explain the incel logic to normal people
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>>33980800
No. Don’t know what that is. Sounds like it’s been haunting you though, so angry and bitter
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>>33980792
Probably because project chanology brought a lot of people to 4chan (based people such as myself). And then gamergate happened and brought another load (tourist phoneposters). A lot of those people would be older zoomers probably.
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>>33980791
>>33980801
Mono means one, anon.
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Anyone else been to Iceland and realized that they are just genetically superior looks wise?
It was pretty eye opening.
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>>33980805
I'm Icelandic, and I like Latinas.
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>>33980807
how colonizerish of you
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>>33980804
Monogamy means having only one sexual partner at a time, anon.
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>>33980802
Not really. It would be funny if the girl who shamed me for going to soaplands turned out to be a strip club regular, but that's it. I didn't know we had multiple femanons from Japan here. Honestly, I wanted to live there too. I even got N1, but the working visas there are literal slavery.
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>>33980809
And? Did the original post claim otherwise?
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>>33980810
What work are you looking for?
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>>33980813
prostitution
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>>33980805
I haven't been to Iceland, but I already know I am genetically superior.
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>>33980808
Historically, we're more bridenappers than colonizers.
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>hey how are you?
>good! how are you?
>also good! how about going to the history museum next week? (she mentioned being into history a lot)
>seen: 8 hours ago
its over isnt it bwos
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>>33980810
>whoremonger
>complains about slavery
Lol
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>>33980818
you have to warm people up before trying to cook mr autism
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>>33980818
Yeah, sorry bro.
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>>33980812
Follow the posts, anon. You are confused
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>>33980818
Consider taking a course on marketing
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>>33980785
Do you ever get surprised in the summer when a building keeps their AC too low?
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>>33980807
Sus
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>>33980821
You're right, but he just followed atoga's advice, kek. This place is actively trying to sabotage men.
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>>33980825
>>33980821
she seemed very desperate the first time we met so I assumed this follow up would suffice
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sometimes trying to get to know a guy is like thinking you found a whole movie on youtube but it's just a static pic for two hours
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>>33980827
Is it?
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>>33980830
“I really need a new car”
“I have a new car, want it?”
“What’s it like?”
“It’s new.”
Do you understand?
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>>33980830
oof, seems like the desperation left her after spending time with you
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>>33980833
no I dont.
we talked about history prior, and possibly going to a museum but didnt set a date yet

>>33980834
i doubt she'll do any better
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>>33980826
Only if I have a light shirt on and no bra because it's constantly rubbing my nipples. I'll just keep my hands over them for a few seconds to get them warm again. It's really common at the beach too . It'll be really hot outside but you step into a store and it's like an ice box.
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>>33980836
Ok well enjoy your life of mid-ness
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>>33980832
It seems fetishy the amount of Europeans into Latinas.
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>>33980836
>i doubt she'll do any better
Lmao
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>>33980836
>i doubt she'll do any better
oh yeah, I see why she lost interest now, lol
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>>33980818
You made it a bit too clear that you were only after one thing
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>>33980813
IT, IS, or management.
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>>33980839
There barely are any outside of Spain, that's why. They don't know about the smell and their hairy backs.
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>>33980831
I wish posts like this still upset me
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>>33980844
in my experience americans genuinely don't comperehend how few latinas and latinos exist outside of the americas
like they assume there's at least a few of them around or something
they don't get that there's almost NONE
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>>33980845
why would it upset you?
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>>33980807
>and I like Latinas.
Do you know how little that narrows it down?
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>>33980839
>It seems fetishy the amount of Europeans into Latinas
Well, I suppose Cortez makes it difficult to argue otherwise.
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>>33980847
Would’ve felt insecure
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>>33980846
NTA
I live in Los Angeles
I can't remember a day where I didn't see one
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>>33980844
Technically Spaniards are Hispanic, not Latino.

>>33980849
This too. We've got everything from gingers, to Aryans, to Afro-Latinas, to Mestizos, to Indios. It's a wide spectrum.
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Is there a difference between Hispanic and Latino?
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>>33980498
18 unironically
by the time you graduate youre supposed to have 2-3 bodies
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>>33980849
What if I said my favourite ice cream was Neapolitan?
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>>33980855
Spanish vs otherwise Latin American.
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>>33980852
not everything is about you
in fact, I just saw a silly short, it's not even an original thought
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>>33980853
Right, and that's why you mfs don't comprehend that basically the only time I have ever met a Latines was a few of them in my old university's Mexico Society because I had a crush on my Mexican flatmate
No I will not call them Latinos
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>>33980859
>it's not even an original thought
NTA. Many such cases!
>ironic
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>>33980849
>tfw even my bf says I look more black than latina
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>>33980831
Women actually think like this?
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>>33980854
NTA
Wouldn't they just be Spanish?
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>>33980498
>At what age is making sexual mistakes or sexual nooobness no longer accepted by thee average person?
The older you get, the more forgiving you get. An 18 year old might severely judge a 19 year old for being inexperienced and bad, but a 26 year old would understand that a 19 year old has every right to be inexperienced and bad. So does a 21 year old. Even a 23 year old is understandable, although it's surprising
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>>33980849
I fumbled a Venezuelan goth. I still kick myself over it.
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>>33980855
Spanish and everyone in the Latin world besides Brazil is Hispanic. Everyone in Latin America is Latino.
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>>33980859
I have learned that
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>>33980528
I think it's mostly virgin men who fetishise the inexperience of virgin women. Everyone else makes memes about Taylor Swift doggy style or girls who use teeth or who don't know they're supposed to literally suck when sucking dick
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>>33980862
On the risk of sounding like a complete dick head you're Spicy Chocolate.
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>>33980867
>Everyone in Latin America is Latino
What about Trinidad and Tobago?
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>>33980862
Those things aren't mutually exclusive. In fact they often go together. How do you, presumably an American, not know this
>>
"Virgin women" are a myth.
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>>33980869
>memes about Taylor Swift doggy style
Qrd?
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>>33980849
If they seem asexual around you its because youre seen as unattractive. They become whores in the presence of the right guy, ive seen it myself. Used to work as a bartender for a while, the behavior ive seen was enough to blackpill me for life. Even the shy, mousy ones become whores that grope and grind. Those same girls act like royalty in the presence of their beta male friends and they even get offended and disgusted if anything related to sex comes out of the mouth of a man they dont find attractive. If a girl is ever acting appalled at the mention of women even so much as having a libido, its because the man thats even so much as going into that topic without being attractive, is deemed as a creep instantly. They will try to shame you into going back where you belong in their imagined hierarchy. They dont want ugly men seeing them as the whores that they know they are, especially in friend groups. If the ugly ones found out the girls were giving ass to their attractive male friends, that could potentially open them up to approaches from those same betabuxx friendzoned guys and they couldnt explain away the dynamic without socially incrimination.
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>>33980865
>Even a 23 year old is understandable, although it's surprising
Anon, I know that half of our thread are sluts and fuckboys, but the other half are virgins past the age of 25, js.
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>>33980874
People make fun of Swifties for being inexperienced at sex. They also say "Taylor Swift makes music for girls who give teethy head"
>>33980876
I'm talking about in normal society
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>>33980876
>sluts and fuckboys,
Women and Chad
>virgins past the age of 25
Everyone else.
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>>33980839
You should visit :)
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>>33980868
good (:
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>>33980879
Kek, i have met a few femcel swifties.
>she's secretly a lesbian btw
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>>33980862
Like this?
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>>33980792
Got in at the right time ig and not old enough to wise up and leave...
>>33980754
We havin a good chat though she is sweet. She sent me a pic after going hairdressers
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anyone remember that MTV dating show "date my mom"? lol
https://youtu.be/q-byyvaWpB0
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>>33980886
Yeah, that shit was weird.
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>>33980889
very entertaining
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>>33980343
You probably look cute
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>>33980886
Yeah that shit was bantz
Old MTV was wild lol
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>>33980870
Is that a real term?
>>33980872
I know. I said "more". I've always led with being latina before mentioning I'm also part black. But clearly it's not in phenotypical order.
>>33980884
Close enough.
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>>33980891
maybe sometimes
>>33980892
good times, pimp my ride was chefs kiss
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>>33980879
I bet Taylor Swift herself fucks like a lioness
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>>33980896
Lionesses aren't gay though
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>>33980893
>Close enough.
Then yeah, he's right
still hot
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>>33980893
I've unironically hear it more than I should, NYC is madness.
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>>33980895
Yeah lol even my mom liked that show
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>>33980902
I'm watching the one I linked rn and idk if I can get through it, the cringe is very intense
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>>33980895
Also "Next" was diabolical lol
And "Parental Control" was unhinged
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>>33980905
What about Room Raiders.
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>>33980904
The cringe is what makes it funny lol
And I love how unabashedly scripted and forced it is
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French girls are so cute.
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>>33980893
>I know. I said "more".
Which makes no sense. It's like saying "hmm. You look more like a strawberry milkshake than you look like a milkshake". What the fuck does that mean? A strawberry milkshake is a type of milkshake. A black woman from Latin America is a Latino who is also black. They don't conflict with each other.
What your bf meant is that you look more black than you look like a white Spaniard, and he thinks Latina = of white Spanish descent (plus some spicy native genes in there maybe). Stupid
>>33980897
Wrong
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>>33980905
100%
what else was there? flavor of love, room raiders, silent library
>thing 1 & 2
wild
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>>33980911
Don't make fun of JH's himbo harem leader!
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>>33980909
Fr, the accent gets me
>>33980907
Shit yeah I forgot about that one. I remember seeing Matteo Lane reacting to it also
We need to bring the old MTV back lol
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cloudflare is acting up again
why are women so fucking evil
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>>33980909
>French girls are so cute.
I really like them too. I'm American though, so I'm probably their least favorite.
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We do a little trolling, it’s called we do a little trolling
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>>33980908
it is but it's a lot
>>33980923
this is to force you to touch grass, say thank you
>>33980927
where?
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>>33980929
On the rift of league of legends
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>>33980931
classic
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>>33980876
>virgins past the age of 25
We out here
>>33980754
She asked what I'm doing, in reality I'm speedrunning a game and doing surveys but I said I was about to go to the supermarket (which I need to do) and on a walk, and she says she could meet me
That sounds lame af though, I want to take her out properly sometime but I slept like shit. I'm too autistic for dating...
>>33980927
>And now we do a little trolling... :trololol:
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>>33980909
>>33980919
>>33980925
American women are the breast tho
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1764084989123345.mp4
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>>33980911
He's a white boy from a white suburban area, he doesn't know ethnicities. Don't shit on him so hard, I'm teaching him things.
>>33980918
Fuck you.
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>>33980935
>POV: you're on a date with a yapper girl and she won't stop talking
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>>33980936
Yeah but mf YOU didn't know this about your own ethnicity
And I'm a white (kind of) guy from a quaint little countryside town on another fucken continent
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>>33980862
Type shit

>>33980879
Slander. It's a white girl thing, not a Swiftie thing.

>>33980883
>she's secretly a lesbian btw
Don't do that. Don't give me hope.

>>33980929
Foxxy masturbating had me feeling a certain way before I even knew what that feeling was. Cree Summers' voice is like velvet.
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>>33980935
this is why abortions are important
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>>33980938
>And I'm a white
Aww man, I was hoping that was korra ripping into JH.
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What does it feel like to touch a penis?
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>>33980935
You know the ragebait is good when it makes you want to rape and kill the one who said it. But what's the point?
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>>33980942
I would never rip on my kinfolk
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>>33980940
>Cree Summers
Sounds like a pornstar name
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>>33980875
Why do you insist on characterizing someone only appreciating others being sexual if they consider those people to be attractive as "women being whores"?

Do you often sexually fantasize about people whom you find physically unattractive?

Or are you simply too stupid to understand what you're doing?
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>>33980947
>Do you often sexually fantasize about people whom you find physically unattractive?
Yes
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ugh this place is namefag central right now
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>>33980944
Congrats on the HIV, dummy.
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>>33980950
I didn't think this through, but I'm on PrEP anyway.
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>>33980938
I think, when you first text someone without a picture for reference, "latina" paints a different picture in your head than "black". Don't try to fucking white mansplain race to me.
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Women, would you fuck Manuel Ferrara?
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>>33980958
who?
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Ladies, how would you feel if you asked a guy you were seriously dating
>"when did you know that you wanted to be with me?"
and he replied
>"The intro to Super Smash Bros Melee. Specifically at the 51 second mark. Because when I first heard it as a kid, it was the reason I fell in love with music and made it one of my passions. And meeting you gave me that same feeling I had back then"?

Here's what I'm talking about.
https://youtu.be/RXs4-M-ZiOg?t=51
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>>33980961
I wouldn't ask such a cringe and insecure question
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>>33980940
>It's a white girl thing, not a Swiftie thing
Nope. Sorry sis
>>33980957
Because you have had your culture taken from you by the white American
You people used to have castas. Now look at you
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I hate it when people assume I know them just because I'm their coworker or classmate. I have no idea who you are, dude. Introduce yourself in the first message.
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>>33980963
huh? nta but that's just a cute discussion to have with a loved one. my husband and i talk about stuff like this all the time.
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>>33980932
Perhaps I am a static image…
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I hope chokers never go out of fashion. Everytime I notice a woman wearing one i have to remind myself not to stare.
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>>33980958
Yes, but I have misgivings about him as a person.
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>>33980977
more like internet archive
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>>33980978
True, I love them
t. femboy
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>>33980980
That’s…better?
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>>33980979
Because of the one-way open marriage thing?
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>>33980981
NTA.
Why is it femboy, and not femman?
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>>33980938
nta but this is why non americans should shit the fuck up about race in america. you have literally no idea what you are talking about, race in american society influences how people treat you, and race is decided by the viewer. if you LOOK black, you will be treated black, regardless of how you personally identify yourself. the same exact way that when you see a female with a pixie cut you are going to treat her like a woman regardless of her pronoun preference or insistence that she's nonbinary.

latino in america conjures up a certain image, and that image isn't always correct. my exbf would be occasionally mistaken for latino due to his tan skin, dark hair, and height. he was ethnically chinese.
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>>33980982
there's a ton of interesting, weird, suspicious and funny stuff to find there
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>>33980987
That’s really sweet, oh my oh no
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>>33980973
We know you have a husband, you don't need to remind us in every single post.
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>>33980986
>you fucking FOREIGNERS don't understand how retarded we are
woah....at last I truly see.......
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>>33980985
because people into that are all pedos too
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>>33980989
>Sarge is back on this jihad
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>>33980983
Yeah, mostly. Especially with how intimate he is with his partners.
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>>33980993
No I’m not
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>>33980990
literally? yes, it's retarded, but foreigners always seem to think ethnicity and nationality and race are all the same exact thing, when they are absolutely NOT in the united states.
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>>33980988
:3
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>>33980989
cry me a river bitch boy
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>>33980997
Oh no no no
:3
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>>33980989
How do you know? Most femanons don't.
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>>33980986
>latino in america conjures up a certain image, and that image isn't always correct. my exbf would be occasionally mistaken for latino due to his tan skin, dark hair, and height. he was ethnically chinese.
No dumbass it's because native Americans are mongoloids much like the Asiatics.
>>33980990
But you are more retarded.
America is the ultimate racial dump and most of the problems come from the fact that any ethnicity, race, and nationality all come here and instantly mix into abominations the likes of which you cannot imagine on top of globalist diets killing us all the same way they do Polynesians because now everyone has a bit of Polynesian DNA, forcing people to get confused with originator castes of people and their descendants.
This is why we need hardcore racial sciences based off skull measurement, and we need to normalize carrying around cranial measurement tools and asking people "Hello can I measure your skull?" Then estimating their heritage.
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>>33981001
because he replied to a post where i talked about my husband, christ. the iq of this thread must barely hit triple digits
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>>33980996
NTA. Drawanon?
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>>33981003
lmfao just when i thought this thread's iq couldn't drop any lower

it's ok cuckworm. you will never have to worry about mixing your genes with anyone, because you will never feel the touch of a woman.
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>>33981006
That's not sarge thats a euro
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>>33981007
i thought europeans were supposed to be less retarded. are you sure that isn't sarge larping a euro
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>>33980940
>Cree Summers' voice is like velvet
Based, she is a legend
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>>33980996
You're completely wrong but you don't know it.

>Latino (masculine) and Latina (feminine) as a noun refer to people living in the United States who have cultural ties to Latin America. As an adjective, the terms refer to things as having ties with Latin America
>The U.S. government Office of Management and Budget (OMB) has defined Hispanic or Latino people as "a person of Cuban, Mexican, Puerto Rican, South or Central American, or other Spanish culture or origin, regardless of race".

Your only defence is "but a bunch of us also don't know how to use our own words!"
You fucking need me to Eurosplain this to you
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>>33981009
Europe is the Dunning Kruger continent
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>>33981006
Are you fucking retarded nigger? Hilarious how you can't even read what the fuck I just said. For one what I do has nothing to do with it, for two I said ethnicity and race are already mixed, if that's the case then everything from a French man marrying a Norwegian who then marry a Italian makes new Euro mutts never thought of before, I'm not sure why you're so eager to get asshurt over the necessity of keeping track of it.
>>33981009
Oh it's because you're an obsessed schizo.
Sorry faggot I'm not your boyfriend, I'm a racial anthropologist who believes that in America of all places it needs to be required.
>I thought Europeans were supposed to be less retarded
Only in the places with the least mixing.
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>>33980989
I have a wife, if you didn't know.
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>>33981017
Hawt
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Is it possible for a woman with small breasts to retain a man's interest enough for a loyal marriage?
Provided this man prefers large but likes all sizes.
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>>33980994
His wife would actually film you fucking him too. Low-key hope it's actually a kink for her.
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I feel like all my dating issues would be instantly resolved if I was merely 2 points more attractive
I hate women because of thid.
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this reminded me of that one anon that has a fetish for girls crawling
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>>33981019
Of course.
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>>33981022
Yeah welcome to life as a man in the modern world.
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>>33981022
>thid
mike tyson?
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>>33981023
Is that adam22?
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>>33981022
Your hook up issues*
Women gatekeep hook ups.
Men gatekeep relationships.
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If my boyfriend sent and received a lot of nudes with strange girls online as a teenager, does this point to potential disloyal and promiscuous behavior as an adult?
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>>33981028
I have no idea who that is
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I was rewatching 6Teen.
>Jonsey’s eorst humiliation is that he got a perm haircut "mini waves"

The same haircut that is so popular among young men today?


How come there is no universal sens of what is tasteful or not?


Years ago wearing sock in your sandals / flipflop was the ultimate sign of dorkiness, now it seem all the rappers are doing it. Popular jocks walk around with socks in their crocks.


There’s an episode where Jen accidently drop her towel infront of Jonsey, so in order to get revenge on him, she show everyone in the shopping mall, a picture of him naked when he was 5. And the serie treat it as if it was a sweet funny revenge, how come she wasn’t arrested for distribution of CP?
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>>33981017
weren't you supposed to leave 4chan forever?
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>>33981029
Kinda but I cant get neither
been trying for the past 12 months
only had two successes (both in the first month lmao) and then 11 months of dry spell
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>>33981015
>Only in the places with the least mixing.
is that why brits look like inbred pug dogs
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>>33981029
This is stupid. I don't want to wait for a third date just to pump and dump another stupid NPC with a vagina. I want to have sex easily.
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>>33981012
yeah, as i said, you literally have no idea what you are talking about, and have nothing insightful or intelligent to add to the conversation. good bye
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>spend hours writing an essay
>run out of sources for this not so niche topic
>its okay guidelines said to use the class material
>feedback comes in
>"you shouldve used more outside of class sources"
everytime
I hate women
(prof is female)
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you now have to know about mary toft, a woman that claimed to give birth to rabbits around 1726 and doctors examined her and confirmed it's true just for people catching her husband buying them and then they shoved them up her pussy
some people have weird kinks...
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>>33981036
then get a fleshlight, retard.
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>>33981032
>How come there is no universal sens of what is tasteful or not?
Because fashion is no loner dictated by a bunch of jewish magazine editors from Vogue who brainwashed teen girls into becoming their foot soldiers and because the effects they've had on society is so spiritually damaging no one bothers putting in effort anymore so why bother, no one can judge you because they're all not trying anyway too, on top of that why bother when fashion doesn't matter face and body do.
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>>33981039
an integral part of white heritage and history, that one
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>>33981033
No one ever leave this place.
I came here when I was 13, it’s been over 10 years.

I’m sure lots of people on here have been 18yo for a longtime, it’s probably healthier than watching brainrot every 30s.
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>>33981043
makes me wonder if the rabbits were killed or put in alive and if they were alive, if they resisted and bit and scratched her from inside
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>>33981030
How can I cope with the fact they had access to his teen body and not me?
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>>33981037
I can't believe JH didn't know her own fucking culture
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>>33981046
kys pedo
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>>33981040
Fuck you, you stupid foid or simp or whatever. I just want to fulfill my biological needs, not do some acting for a fucking week just so they won't spot my real self. But they fucking don't want to have casual sex with me, they only want to date me. But I fucking hate women with a passion. They're evil and disgusting at the core, so the only thing I need from them is to hatefuck them and dump them after.
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>>33981046
Ask him if he still has his teenage nudes saved because you want to goon to them.
You pedo freak.
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>>33981052
nta but have you tried fucking girls that are into casual fucking instead of trying to get in the pants of girls looking for a bf?
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>>33981030
If you have to ask this question this many times despite getting so many answers I assume one of two things
1. You are cripplingly insecure and you are never satisfied when people tell you that his teenage behaviour has no bearing on his loyalty to you. The only thing which would satisfy you is if someone confirmed your fears. It's like if you wanted to cross a frozen lake, but you didn't know if the ice would hold you, so you tested it by hitting the ice and it stayed firm. But then you still don't know if the ice will continue to hold you, so you keep hitting harder and harder and harder until it eventually breaks and then and only then do you have "proof" you can actually believe.
2. This scenario is your fetish
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>>33981031
Best keep it that way
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is korrasami the coolest femanon
she knows the dance moves and does pullups
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>>33981058
I have no plans not to
>>
The keeper of these hands
To hold you now
It is a far cry more than anything that I deserve

I'm waiting to give you whatever the world may bring
I'll give you my life, cause I don't own anything
It seemed like the bottom was all that I had until now
I'd give you my life if you'd give me yours somehow
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>>33981061
Yeah, she's neat.
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state gender
can you read this handwriting?
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>>33981061
Just another avatarfag.
And genuinely think I have never read a single interesting post by her.
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>>33981052
sex isn't a need, seethe and cope little idiot.
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>>33981055
I don't know how to distinguish them, but every time I started by saying that I only need sex from them and nothing more, they blocked or ghosted me. They're so fucking selfish.
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>>33981068
she sounds hot
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>>33981035
Some of the women are hot
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>>33981061
she's not a pedophile, attention whore, or anorexia poster so i like her better than every other recognizable femanon here
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>>33981070
the thing is that guys that have lots of casual sex with girls that want nothing else but exactly that are usually guys that like women or at least are good at pretending they are
seems like you just suck ass all around (not literally ofc, nobody lets you suck on their ass)
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>>33981043
Look most of women's history is
>woman who betrays everyone to fuck invaders
>white girl who snaps and goes on a massive killing spree, occasionally in some political or spiritual crusade
>European monarchs
All things considered a few quirky women who were just weird is probably good to round it out, god knows not even women want to read about suffragettes.
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>>33981061
Avatarfags are naturally less cool than other posters by virtue of needing images done by someone else to be memorable. At least the drawfags did their own art for attention. Posting softcore porn with your walls of text is some basic 4chan shit.
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>>33981070
you are getting filtered because your misery and rancid mental state is visible to all who interact with you. rope
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>>33981022
I feel like all my dating issues would be instantly resolved if I was merely 200 points less mentally ill
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>>33981074
>not an attention whore
lmfao
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>>33981061
>cool
>spammed the thread saying she'd be gone for good after a set amount of time just to bait for attention
>came back within like a month
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>>33981077
bro go shove a hamster up your asshole or some other white pass time, no one cares
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>>33981079
I want to get back into drawing but I don't want my roommates to see what I draw kek
Kms
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You guys ever watched this show?
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>>33981087
yes it was kinda cringe but also kinda fun.
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>>33981087
Many years ago I saw some of it, does it hold up?
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>>33981087
no
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>>33981084
>white people are gross!
>but I would never EVER live anywhere except where they live
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>>33981061
Sometimes I worry that she's actually a dude larping. She's a bit of a Mary Su
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>>33981093
>she's actually a dude larping
Nah she's just an autistic lesbian I think
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>>33981082
ok attention whoring with an avatar is the least annoying way to attention whore. see: kittenposter, another attentionwhoring avatar who posts nothing but the most inane whiny pitywhore shit

any actually cool femanon in here is probably unrecognizable because she isn't name/avatarfagging. like wrestle fetish girl
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>>33981036
>>33981052
>I just want to fulfill my biological needs, not do some acting for a fucking week just so they won't spot my real self.
Has it ever occurred to you that if you changed so that your real self wasn't irredeemable garbage that a woman might be interested in having sex with you? Possibly multiple times?

Instead of trying to market a shitty product, or what you're actually doing which is simply raging at consumers for not buying your shitty product, you could instead improve the product you're selling and target an accepting market.
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>>33981074
An avatarfag is by definition a huge attentionwhore.
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>>33981087
it made em cringe even as a kid
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>>33981096
>attention whoring with an avatar is the least annoying way to attention whore
idk about that one
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>>33981087
F
Yes, I fucking loved it. Literally made squeaky toy noises when Jonesy and Nikki got back together in Snow Job.
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>>33981061
Good taste in porn and video games
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>>33981084
>>33981043
>>33981043
>>33981039
The brown mind cannot comprehend this as they are too busy killing each other to have the time to shove dead animals in their coochies.
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>>33981092
i'm white f but don't worry i'll leave and be sure to mix my genes with something that won't result in a retarded dogfucking inbred like you
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>>33981096
>another attentionwhoring avatar who posts nothing but the most inane whiny pitywhore shit
You buzzed
Time to hit da streetz, ttyl
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>>33981096
I'd argue they're both equally annoying and nobody would care what they think or say if they didn't associate themselves with their spammy images.

>like wrestle fetish girl
Uh oh... anon doesn't know...
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>>33981067
Male

I believe I can decipher it, which is considerably different than "reading" it.
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>>33981105
Fingers crossed he's black
>>
is korrasami aka actuaryanon
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>>33981107
did she end up being qt or something?
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>>33981067
M
No, this handwriting is awful
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>>33981112
that's up for other (sexier) men to decide, not you. enjoy your hand
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>>33981089
>Does it hold up

The voice acting was good, I watch it when I’m sick and need comfort, but otherwise As I was saying earlier there is an episode where Jenn get revenge on Jonsey by exposing CO of him in the entire shoping center.
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>>33981087
Nope. I missed it.

The image makes it look absolutely insufferable but the same could be said of a lot of good shows.
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>>33981110
Yes it's her kek
>>33981111
Nein
>>33981115
Lol, sounds like a good flick desu, maybe I'll watch some later
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>>33981107
Eh, I've asked her finance related questions before.
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>>33981117
I don’t think it beat early simpsons, tho.
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>furiously jerking
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>>33981114
Have you ever had a bbc?
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>>33981076
>not literally ofc, nobody lets you suck on their ass
It's not hard for me to have sex with another retarded foid after I spend a week, maybe more, talking to her. I'm good at acting like I don't hate her, but I don't want these stupid, boring as fuck dates and chats with a braindead foid. I want sex. But I don't have a chad body, so this is the only thing left for me to do, and while doing it my hate only grows from how unfair the world is, that good guys get shit on just for being born with a cock.
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>>33981093
>She's a bit of a Mary Su
I don't much like the gays but I have to admit a lot of them do better than the average straight person because them learning to survive involves building resilience and social skills early
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>>33981066
>>33981074
>>33981103
Thanks!

>>33981093
I'm really good at not sperging out on here, which seems to be rare. I've got flaws that keep me from being a normie just like everyone else here.

>>33981095
Yes
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>>33981122
as I said, try girls into casual sex instead
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>>33981061
She's cool, but i do miss when she'd shamelessly hornypost, kek.
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>>33981124
You're welcome
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>>33981097
>Has it ever occurred to you that if you changed so that your real self wasn't irredeemable garbage
How the fuck am I garbage if I just want to get what any woman can get just for the privilege of being born with a vagina? All these manhating feminists on X get it too. But suddenly I'm the bad guy because I want the same while being born into the lower caste (male)?
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>>33981122
>good guys
what part of lying to women to get laid made you think you were a good guy
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>>33981061
Oxford, jh, footfacey, bimbo, snl, anon:3, wheels, snailchan, etc.
>>
explain women to me.
>can we meet up nxt friday
>>sorry I have to work on fridays, can we meet another day? :)
>sure anyday except thursday is fine for me
>>okay, can we meet next friday?
it doesnt make sense
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>>33981122
>pathetic manslut deludes himself into thinking he deserves easier pussy in real time
>>
Me af today lolz
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>>33981136
she probably means the friday after the one she can't
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>>33981134
jh is a pedophile so i can't trust your judgement of any of the others, who i've never seen around
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>>33980335
Sorry about your ex dude ):
Based on the music though, you got anything to share?
I'm on the house rn https://voca.ro/19QqoBWPwViV
>>
Women
What would you think/feel if your bf was an artist of some kind and upon you asking him to create something dedicated to you (like, he's a musician and you ask him to make a song) he says:
>I once made one for another person, and it was one of my greatest regrets. If I ever make something for you, it's because I'm a million percent sure I'm gonna marry you.
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>>33981139
too real
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>>33981114
>that's up for other (sexier) men to decide
No lol, judging by the fact that you post here even Tyrone wouldn't want your skank ass, you'll have to settle for some nigcel who simps for obese white women.
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>>33981145
whatever fanfiction helps you cope!
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>>33981145
2bh she sounds hot. Like she has that hot girl attitude, you know?
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>>33981143
1. asking someone to do that instead of inspiring them to do it because they want to is ultra cringe
2. I wouldn't date such a whiny faggot that regrets writing a poem for his ex that didn't work out and takes himself this serious for no reason
honestly, he sounds insufferable af, pass
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>>33981148
That's your comeback?
You'll fit right in they won't even notice the iq difference between you and the average black person.
>>33981149
You are brown.
Go get her champ.
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>>33981136
"I can't on Fridays" and "I can next Friday" are not mutually exclusive
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>>33981139
Sometimes I go somewhere that's not humid and my nose bleeds and I have to wonder why people live in such dry places.
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>>33981152
>I can meet you next Friday, though my Fridays are usually busy
would have been enough
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>>33981151
>You are brown.
>Go get her champ
No, Swedish.
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>>33981143
Well I'd never ask.
But I'd think that's a bit too silly and guarded because I'm an artist and whoever I date becomes my muse. Loving with your whole heart is never a mistake. Never regret being a lover.
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Genders, ever had any meet cutes at work?
>Have cute moment with coworker
>He works in a different department
>I didn't even catch his name
Eh, maybe next time
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>>33981141
>rapeanon still triggered by a joke and one porn story
kek
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>>33981141
Anon :3 was really nice
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moids, would this work on you?
https://youtube.com/shorts/JUqzh2p263c
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>>33981150
Acting like marriage is the end-all-be-all of relationships is weird too.
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Getting a bit eepy peepily
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>>33981165
yeah, this guy is weird all around
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>accidentally laughing in the doctor's face when they ask if there's any chance you might be pregnant
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>>33981164
Yeah, I'd probably think she's joking though.
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>>33981164
Assuming I was ever at a party like that, I'd assume it was some kind of joke being played on me.
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>>33981159
Get em next timee
>>33981164
100% lol
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>>33981168
are you a guy with a micro penis?
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>>33981159
M
Yes, but she just used me as a work bf and didn't actually want to date or fuck.
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>>33981165
It used to be, but then all of western civilization had a massive woman moment and now it is just a glorified dating proposal but with plenty of legal risks for the husband.
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>>33981167
Tradcucks gonna tradcuck
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>>33981159
Also idk what you mean by meet cutes at work but a colleague from a job last year asked me out after I got fired and I ended up sleeping over with her
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>>33981122
>good guys
Holy shit this is hilarious.
What the fuck is your criteria for being a "good guy"?
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>>33981157
>SAAR I AM WHITE SWEDE KEK SAAR I AM NOT INDIAN SAAR PLEASE BELIEVE SAAR
Sorry saar but you are a dalit Indian larper
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>>33981168
>"so is there any chance you might be pregnant'-"
>"HAHAHAHA"
Based femcel
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>>33981130
You're not garbage for wanting sex.
You're garbage for who you are as a person.
I'm glad I could help clear that up.
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from six feet apart to AI art
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>>33981180
>>33981183
See >>33979893
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>>33981181
>defeated white boy
>Israel
Lmfao
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>>33981184
From not gay to very gay?
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>>33981181
>BNWO
The fact that I was once addicted to this shit makes me absolutely hate myself - the final straw was when I realized it was unironically a propaganda campaign.
White women still hate white men tho, but women in general only care about height and money, and in that sense the average white man is indeed in a better position than anyone else.
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>>33981189
>White women still hate white men tho, but women in general only care about height and money
Some of you really need to touch grass more jfc
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>>33981168
>"My name's not Mary"
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>>33981189
You'd be surprised how many white women refuse to date black men or even outside of their race. I think white people are the least likely to of anyone but East Asians.
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>>33981192
>lets just ignore the fact that literally all male love interests in female literature are >6' tall and most of them are rich
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>>33981151
why would i care if a pissy little white guy who writes racist rants on 4chan thinks i'm hot or not? i have nothing to prove to you, you are beneath me and your thoughts and feelings are inconsequential to reality. your hobby is whining that pussy is too hard to get lmao
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>>33981166
Nighty night anon.
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>>33981195
I don't even wanna date white men of a different ethnicity
>>33981197
>female literature
Not my cup of tea but I'll take your word for it
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>>33981181
nobody knows what a dalit is unless they are indian. are you literally an indian paid to call other people indians bc that's a funny gig
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>>33981189
>White women still hate white men tho, but women in general only care about height and money, and in that sense the average white man is indeed in a better position than anyone else.
Actually white men race mix more, in fact white women race mix the least out of any group.
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>>33981204
I feel that. I hate how everyone calls Turks, Greeks, and Italians white.
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>>33981197
Literature isn't real life
Also that's not exactly true
You should see all the kind of weirdos (fictional and real) that foidz have likes
I mean I'm broke and barely 5'7" and have someone in the DMs as we speak kek
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>>33981189
LMAO gary??? gary is that you?? has all the racist ranting been gary, the man who's wife ran off with her bull?? LOLOLOLOLOLOL
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you could bleach your hair with fermented piss
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>>33981210
You forgot Spain and Portugal which both have higher black admixture than any of those three.
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Today's omelet is not good.
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>>33981209
Makes sense. Whiteness is seen as the best race. White men get to fuck all the women they want. Only the best men get to fuck white women.
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>>33981211
it's useless, half of the people in this thread are just paid to post propaganda
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Tomorrow I'm gonna give a drawing of some cat meme to a girl who's like kobeni,younger and anxious. I'm still upset over her possibly rejecting me even though I just wanna get closer and think she's cool...I guess we'll see
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mpreg
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Got a painful cystic pimple in the same spot again
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>>33981211
>qt is a manlet
huh
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>>33981220
Women virtue signaling against their own interests does not mean they want to fuck all those men.
Although it would not surprise me if many white women were turned on seeing themselves be stabbed and burned alive on trains finding it erotic, due to the fact that women are naturally turned on by being raped and murdered and abused.
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>>33981227
Can you answer these questions here >>33981220
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It is very icy out and my car tires have no tread, so I should stay in.
I won't be able to get to the gym tomorrow or Friday because family stuff so I should go lift.
Wat do?
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>>33981227
What if I'm not paid?
What if it's my sincere and honest opinion regarding the world huh?
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>>33981234
put new tires on your car as your workout
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>>33981227
Eh I think they're mostly just mentally unwell desu and venting their frustrations/projecting, I been there too
>>33981219
RIP, did you make it?
>>33981220
Naivete I suppose but I think their intentions were good
Also there will always be some politically extreme nutters of any demographic
>>33981226
>White men get to fuck all the women they want
Do we
>>33981222
Like clockwork
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>>33981180
>What the fuck is your criteria for being a "good guy"?
I'm nice to people who deserve it. I'm not evil or violent. You know they say that we must take riches from the very rich and give it to the poor. Well, at least those people did something to get rich and therefore got the privilege of being rich. But women were born with a privilege just for the fact of having a vagina, therefore, it's only natural that I, an average looking man who was born underprivileged, hate those who were born more fortunate than me. And if I could change it with my wits, then why not? By the way, I'm not seeking any long-term relationship. I hate women too much for it to work. So all this talk about men being relationship gatekeepers is just empty words to me. If someone offered to be my sex maid, I would take it, but still no one has.
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>>33981234
Workout at home
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>>33981239
a real mystery why no one has
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>>33981234
walk to the gym?
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>>33981238
>Do we
Yes. It's not even a question.
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>>33981220
American or some other >40% brown country?
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>>33981231
Yeah dude I'm barely 5'7" kek. The girl I'm talking to is taller than me
>>33981230
Ouch, you got any treatment for that? Hope it goes away else maybe see somebody
>>33981234
Or you could go drifting jk
Idk maybe do a home workout and chillax
>>33981236
If it's your sincere opinion then you are delusional
>>33981237
Or he could just run instead of drive
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>>33981248
>The girl I'm talking to is taller than me
The girl I'm interested in is 6'4...
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>>33981237
>>33981242
>>33981248
Did you miss the part about it having rained all day, turned to ice then snowed on the ice? Most people havent shoveled yet too
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>>33981252
I have no idea how snow works
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>>33981220
Because white women have more empathy than common sense. Besides, someone doing something wrong doesn't mean they deserve to get murdered by police on a power trip. And Palestine is another can of worms. But we shouldn't be bankrolling genocide.
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>>33981256
No but if you resist arrest hard enough to require force and something bad happens thats on you not them
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I saw this kink community online called 'lesbian domination of men' what do you ppl think of that?
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>>33981259
141% of people in that community are trans or chasers.
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Is this a common thing other people here have experienced, that my brother would sometimes proposition me to participate in gay behaviors when we were teenagers? I always told him to shut the fuck up and stop being gross, but I'm kind of worried he meant it and wanted to actually do homosexual shit to me.

Once he left the door open while he was jerking off and after I saw it, freaked out, and shut the door he kept reminding me about it for months afterwards like he wanted me to have the mental image of his penis in my head forever.
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>>33981259
I guess if it's cuck related it makes sense? Otherwise there's nothing for the lesbian to enjoy
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>>33981256
What do I do if I’m a white woman with no empathy anymore
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>>33981250
Based tall girl enjoyer
Is this Oxford fuckboy anon and the model girl kek
(This girl only like an inch taller though not a big diff)
>>33981252
Idk get a sledge or some skates
>>33981259
>lesbian domination of men
Where do I sign up jk
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>>33981265
Lol, this larp again
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>>33981139
I'd rather live somewhere windy and a little chilly than a dirt-floor shithole like Florida, Louisiana, or Mississippi.
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Women, how would you deal with a man you are around constantly who frequently threatens to masturbate you and eat you out to give you an orgasm? Let's say you don't have the option to report this behavior and violence isn't an option either. How do you handle this behavior?
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>>33981200
The guy who called you hot isn't the racist
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>>33981273
Depends. If we were often alone together and my safety was in danger, I'd escalate things to calling the cops. Otherwise I'd tell him to stop or else I'll make him stop.
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>>33981266
the fact im not entirely sure what its about makes me so curious about it
>>33981268
>Where do I sign up jk
well its fetlife, which is gross boomer horny facebook
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>>33981274
good thing that's not who i was replying to either
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>>33981278
That's BuggeryAnon. He's here for fap material, so keep that in mind before you indulge him.
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>>33981274
you do understand that conversations often stretch more than two comments, right?
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>>33981233
no, the post has been deleted, and i'm sure it was utterly retarded anyway
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>>33981274
She wasn't talking about me
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>>33979067
>I'm chums wit tha dungeon keepa
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>>33981301
is it a sexy dungeon
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men, how could a woman trick you into giving her all your money?
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>>33981268
>Where do I sign up jk
well you can add me
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>>33981306
Have my children and grow old with me.
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>>33981306
yawn. can you ask more interesting questions? or at least sexy ones
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>>33981306
Marriage
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>>33981310
it's very interesting to me
>>33981308
preferably without doing that
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Hey
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>>33981306
Be my Domme?
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>>33981306
Not moid but how about some crypto scam?
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>>33981313
It's Franklin
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>>33981313
shut up
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>>33981311
no, not that
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>>33981313
...hey (you) (you)
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>>33981314
findom could work
>>33981315
too much effort
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>>33981239
...so your definition of being a "good guy" is not being evil, not being violent, and withholding common decency from anyone you don't feel deserves it?

Also, you're filled with hatred and envy of "vagina privilege".

About what I expected you to say.
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can i have a hug? if its not too much to ask
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>>33980948
>>Do you often sexually fantasize about people whom you find physically unattractive?
>Yes
Ah. Well then I understand your confusion.
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>>33981306
Like the other anons said, the only way would be marriage with the investment of children
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>>33981306
The core concept is usually presenting it as an opportunity to invest that you're not interested in sharing and they'd be foolish to let slip by if they can manage to convince you to allow them to give you all their money.

Like, actually pennies on the dollar Bitcoin or some bullshit.
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Goth girl melty huh
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>>33981320
>findom could work
Are you attractive?
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>>33981326
not as a business scam, more because they think that's the only way to win me over
>>33981325
lame
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>>33981316
Come on over to my house! =D
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>>33981328
Very, I can vouch, gave her 2000 dollars and it was the hottest shit of my life
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>>33981330
Why?
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>>33981329
>more because they think that's the only way to win me over
If the milk is free, why buy the cow?
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>>33981327
is the melty in the room with us now?
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>>33981328
I don't think you could scam men for their money without being attractive
>>33981331
can you do it again?
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>>33981327
>Goth girl
In that case, I would just pay her everytime she cucks me.
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>>33981333
Because that's the next lyric in the song...
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>>33981262
This. There are some subreddits dedicated to women like r/goonettehub and r/sapphicsexualityplay that are mostly just trannies. You can't even be a lesbian without men trying to show you their dicks.
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>>33981336
because I successfully made them think this milk is somehow sweeter than any other milk and possibly magical
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>>33981337
Not anymore
>>33981337
Not anymore, god I wish I could
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I just need just once i need it and that’s it just give it to me
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>>33981341
Oh really? I forgot, it's been so long.
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>>33981344
could what?
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>>33981346
Well, awkward. Apparently it's "coming over to your house" so I got it wrong
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>>33981339
Do you have a discord?
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>>33981343
>successfully
You keep saying that word, but somehow you still have no income from moids
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>>33981337
>the melty
Sounds like a sandwhich thats toasted so the cheese melts
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>>33981322
Besos
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>>33981350
yeah
_shurelia
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>>33981348
We're so old and decrepit we can't remember
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please point on the board all the places that goth girl hurt your feelings
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>>33981347
Give you all my money and spoil you
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>>33981351
conscience is a bitch
>>33981350
no
you want to give me some money?
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>>33981353
in that case, i did have a melty for breakfast (egg& cheese)
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>>33981357
Points to heart
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Women, have you ever worn a garter belt? I'm trying to figure out how common this shit is.
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>>33981357
*gestures broadly*
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>>33981359
very wholesome, I know you would
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>>33981363
I wear them for work and formal occasions. Not something zi wear in my daily life.
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>>33981363
yeah
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>>33981329
>not as a business scam, more because they think that's the only way to win me over
That's more niche. You'll have to be peak attractive to them in a way that other cheaper golddiggers aren't.
Like there are plenty of thots but you're a thot that's into all his weird interests and find his boring hobby fascinating and everything he says and does makes you more engaged with him

Seems like faking crypto would be less work to me.

But there are sluts willing to do more sex for less money, so you need to find the right whale or up your game.
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man. some fuckin beautiful nature out here today.
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>>33981354
I love you anon
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>>33981360
Yes. Not a huge amount. A few hundred.
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>>33981357
Mad or what
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>>33981357
Points to balls
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>>33981373
Ugly stomach
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>>33981286
>BuggeryAnon
Kek https://youtu.be/_SfdQyG7fO8?si=cIkFabwwKYFLjG6k
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>>33981322
*gibs hug*
>>33981372
Nice
Meanwhile it's bloody freezing and miserable here
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>>33981130
So you wanna break up with women immediately instead of getting stuck in a sexless marriage just to cheat later like that guy? >>33981183
Fair enough.
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>>33981321
Just a generic story in our broken society. But can you blame me? Why is it okay to use the looks a person was born with to get what they want, but suddenly not okay to use the wits I was born with instead of looks?
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>>33981370
my imaginary competition is lola montez who got king ludwig I of bavaria to put her in his will in the span of one month and ten days, led to his abdication and collected a total of 158,084 gulden from him, which in todays money would be around 2.7 mil. $, not counting the palace he gave her (and the title)
if she could do that, why couldn't I? she wasn't even that pretty
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>>33981360
>conscience is a bitch
You feel guilty?
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>>33981386
no, but I would if I actually did any of that
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>>33981381
Some even wanted to marry me, but the me they know is a fake person who never existed, so it wouldn't work out anyway.
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>>33981387
What if its consensual?
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>>33981268
>Is this Oxford fuckboy anon and the model girl kek
shiet yeah
I'll be real I don't fancy my chances. But this is the biggest "nothing ventured nothing gained" moment of my life tbqh. I know my future self would kick me if I didn't go for it
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>>33981384
Those wacky Wittelsbachs, huh
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>>33981393
Report back to us lad
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>>33981391
it has to be, by default
the questions is how to get a man to agree to that consensually
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>>33981400
I think a sub is the only way
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>>33981401
probably, but that doesn't answer the question on how to get a sub of this magnitude
>>33981384
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Become a Vtuber, duh
And keep your anonymity
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Time for a pre-Thanksgiving goon sesh
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>friendsgiving with bible study on monday
>friendsgiving with church on wednesday
>hotpot with the Asians on Sunday
>but I feel arbitrarily unfulfilled because I'm not doing anything on Thanksgiving proper

Why am I like this? Why am I so ungrateful during Thanksgiving week?
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>>33981306
The problem is always that you are lazy and boring.
As was the answer for all your other uncreative, shallow questions.
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>>33981409
>bible study
>unfulfilled
it's a total mystery
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>>33981409
>Hotpot
Awesome
>bible study
wtf

anyways dont feel bad, thanksgiving is not that important
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>>33981412
Exactly. Jesus is a nonce. He was the Jeffrey Epstein of the 1st century. His followers are brainwashed homosexual faggots who fuck themselves up the ass every Sunday.
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No idea what Thanksgiving is. Is it like a fancy dinner?
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>>33981414
correct
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>>33981407
NTA, but God this makes me want to be a vtuber so bad. Anonymity makes it infinitely more appealing than other internet options.
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>>33981415
It's when white Americans get together to celebrate how colonial settlers genocided and massacred the Native Americans. Really gross and fucked up.
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>>33981415
Yes, but your entire family gets into a drunken argument.
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>>33981420
Your aunt didn't drunkenly pull you into the closet and give you a hand job during Thanksgiving when you were growing up and it shows.
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Why can't I seem to manage to get dildos and butt plugs up my ass to give myself an orgasm? Even when I use lube, my hole and rectum are too tight. Any suggestions?
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>>33981423
unclench your anus
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>>33981343
you are fat and old and your milk is sour
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>>33981422
Don't open the holiday incest can of worms. Please.
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How are you even going to church? They have some insane dress code. I went there in my hoodie with crosses on it, and they still didn't let me in.
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>>33981433
lmfao
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I’m very lonely and horny. Where should I move to in the US that has asian women that are handcrafted for BWC?
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>>33981409
All they know is eat hotpot and lie
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>>33981431
NTA but sometimes at family reunions my stepmum has gently clung to my arm flirtatiously and tried kissing it while my dad was banging his mother in law in my late grandda's sitting room.
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>>33981431
Still salty over your cousin getting less romantic and cheating on you after you fucked him?
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Ive never been to church, except for when my parents did weird renaissance LARPs (actual LARPs)
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>>33981431
It's a worm all right.
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>>33981438
lovely
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I forgive women, for they know not what they do.
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I don’t believe in god or go to church but I like to pray desu. It’s soothing.
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My main goal is to blow up
and then act like I dont know nobody
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>>33981441
What is your question for the opposite gender?
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>>33981444
I know exactly what I'm doing.
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>>33981441
fuck off, turd breath
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>>33981448
are you a mango?
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>>33981450
>dunning kruger
:^)
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>>33981417
Do you have a nice voice?
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>>33981435
East/West coast is all mentally ill asian americans
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>>33981453
thats enough projection for you for today
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>>33981449
male anons do you prefer apple pie or pumpkin pie?
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>model I follow posts about how she has been having issues lately
>of course don't know her personally, but send her a little message, asking if she's been depressed recently
>she says yeah it's been rough... oh and here is a discount on my OF for you so we can keep talking!
I know she runs a business, but I was still kind of let down she'd try to sell me something right away.
And yes, I know it's very likely she made those vague public comments just to lure some guys in.
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>>33981433
I love angry whore tourists that complain they arent let into churches wearing basically a bikini
then complain on social media about how the priest is hateful.
I saw a video of a girl wearing only a tanktop which isnt proper dress code because shoulders are showing, while literally holding a jacket in her hand, refusing to put it on and screaming at the priest for not letting her in while he's offering her a beautiful shoulder wrap to put on as well

these people dont want to see the beautiful art or seek a spiritual connection, they want to cause scenes
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>>33981461
lol you mean nothing to her
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>>33981366
I’m content to carry this piece of you with me, forever
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>>33981439
Lmao, her new simps don't even know about it.
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>>33981461
>made those vague public comments just to lure some guys in.
yup
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>>33981435
Cali or NYC, enjoy your longhoused hapa children who will grow up to resent you both my dear racemixer.
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>>33981463
Yes, she does not know me?
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>>33981461
>offering help to women
Nigga never do that, you automatically come off as a simp
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>>33981439
Storytime
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The fog is gone :( made for an atmospheric morning
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>>33981470
What "help" did you think I offered...?
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>>33981434
>>33981462
They told me to wear a cross when I go there, but I don't have one, so I decided that a cross on a hoodie would be okay, and they still turned me down. Ffs, do I need to buy a golden cross from these scammers or what?
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>>33981461
Still don't understand how guys are paying for naked pics you can get for free. I'd only pay for an OF bitch if she was gonna fuck me.
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>>33981461
Tell her you'll search for the leaked posts from OF.
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Are you celebrating Native American culture this Thanksgiving?
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>>33981474
>h-h-hey miss, a-re you feeling depressed lately? dont worry, I can be your shoulder to lean on
thats how you sound
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>>33981475
>do I need to buy a golden cross from these scammers or what?
what do you think how they built those churches?
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>>33981419
Actually it wasn't a national holiday until the middle of the Civil War, so if you don't celebrate it you are LITERALLY supporting slavery.
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>>33981476
Same reason you have a cable subscription
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>>33981476
you can get sex for free too
>>33981478
anything must be better than the discount christmas it seems to be for americans
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>>33981475
you dont have to wear a cross to church, who told you that? is that some protestant meme?
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>>33981415
>>33981419
>>33981420
You didn't mention the pumpkin pie tho
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>>33981476
I usually get my leaks from a forum, yeah.
But I don't have an issue with people paying for a product.

>>33981477
She'd probably get me banned, she got a ton of followers on IG and OF. kek

>>33981479
I see.
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>>33981484
>who told you that?
anons
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How many women hit on short men? Are short men very popular with women?
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>>33981433
the fuck kind of church has a dress code beyond "don't be in a bikini"
is this some burger bullshit i'm too european to understand
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>>33981482
Way different. Paying for pics is a new level of pathetic.
>>33981483
You can, but she won't always be hot and won't always know how to have sex. If you pay directly, you guarantee that she's hot and has some experience in sex.
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>>33981485
It's shit
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>>33981487
well you dont. Just dont go in there looking like a slob. as a general rule pretty much anywhere in the world. Shorts of any kind and shirts where your shoulders are uncovered is basically not allowed, but otherwise there's no set dresscode.
Come dressed how you think is appropriate to meet God
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>>33981481
Real catch 22
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>>33981487
amazing
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>>33981492
>Come dressed how you think is appropriate to meet God
naked?
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>>33981492
>Come dressed how you think is appropriate to meet God
Would say naked would be fine then, since surely she knows whst I look like under it, right.
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>>33981492
>Shorts
Why do all weddings and proper work functions require that I be hot.
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>>33981461
If you walk into a car dealership, they're going to try to sell you a car. Being disappointed simply means that you were in denial over what "following a model" is.

>>33981476
I understand it.
I can cut my own hair pretty well but sometimes I'm willing to pay a pretty girl to touch my head, chat, and do a somewhat better job of it.
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>>33981498
because your naked legs are offensive to the eye
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Anons, if you were filthy rich, how would you spread your wealth? State gender. Would you come down to the ghettos and give away money? Pay for your cousins daughters college tuition? Donate to good causes? Take care of young, beautiful women financially ?
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>>33981491
I don't like apple pie but there's no call for such language good sir.
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>>33981495
>>33981496
we're not in the garden anymore.
>>33981498
Nigga walk into a old church in europe in the middle of summer and you'll be cold. Its a giant building made of giant blocks of rocks and marble.
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>>33981478
Cannibalism
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Is god supposed to be a scary beat you with a telephone + magical replenishing supply of beer cans dad or more like a kind loving embrace dad
>>
SLUTS
ARE
PRECIOUS
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>>33981461
>paying for OF content when you have leaksites that rip that content immediatly
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>>33981413
>wtf
I love everyone at my Bible study, great people. I made a spiral ham.
>>33981412
>>33981414
b8.
I think I'm just filled with gluttony right now Tee Bee Eighch.
>>33981433
Skill issue, but if you don't want to dress business casual go to an ev*ngelical """church""" at the stripmall instead
>>33981475
That's even weirder
>>33981459
Pumpkin pie! But honestly the best Thanksgiving dessert is Sweet Potato Casserole, especially if you roast the pecans.
>>33981415
It's an American holiday where you celebrate what you're thankful for, and then you proceed to hog out and eat the largest feast humanly possible starting between 2 and 4 pm and then sleeping it off until it's time to watch the Thanksgiving football game(s). It's frequently the non-American's favorite holiday when they visit the US.
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>>33981501
F
I would only spend it on myself and immediate family. Fuck everybody else I hope they die and if I have enough money to make that happen I will
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>>33981502
Nobody asked for pumpkin pie either
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>>33981506
>Is god supposed to be a scary beat you with a telephone + magical replenishing supply of beer cans dad
Old testament
>more like a kind loving embrace dad
New testament
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>>33981455
Where can I find ones that aren’t mentally ill and want to be creampied?
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>>33981512
lmao such an edgy little girl!
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Men who work in a majority female work place, how is your experience? How are the social dynamics ? And for women in majority male work place, same questions.
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>>33981461
>he thinks he was talking to her
Bro you were talking to a guy who she pays to talk to moids like you.
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>>33981503
I presumably had to get there, meaning I was hot en route. Fact
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>>33981501
Bobcat fights. Not the animal. The machine.
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>>33981516
Why don’t you like white women?
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>>33981519
Ok.
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>>33981517
Everyone on the sex offenders list would be the first to go, you’re just mad because you’re going to die arent you
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>>33981520
wear clothes made out of natural meterials instead of poliester.
Wearing linen in summer is a Godsend
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>>33981501
M
Give money to my loved ones and their childrens’ college funds. Buy a small house and some guns. Give the rest away I guess. Kill myself.
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>>33981501
I'd do 2 chix at the same time
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Does having sex with a virgin man inspire him to start sleeping with other women to experience other vaginas? Or can he be satisfied with one he loves?
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>>33981476
They're not paying for the pics. Like yes the transaction is an exchange of money for naked pictures, but the reason they pay is not for the naked pictures. It's like when you invite a girl for coffee, you're not actually there to drink coffee.
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>>33981501
I’d pay off my mom’s debts, buy my friends their dream cars, and invest the rest, use some for hobbies
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>>33981529
You can do that now though. Dont even need to be well off.
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Pasta with chicken or roast beef sandwich today?
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>>33981526
>mad at a fantasy
No, you can't really offend me. :)
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>>33981530
Experiencing sex as a man is a severe letdown because its really not all that special
the hand feels better
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>>33981527
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>>33981506
Yes but also neither.
Why do you think the Bible says to "work out your salvation, with fear and trembling"? The Christian God is what HP Lovecraft based Cthulu off, albeit stripped of all positive qualities. He's an extradimensional cosmic entity that cannot be comprehended.
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>>33981530
If he could sleep with other women and wanted to, he would already be doing it and not be a virgin. So either he can't or doesn't want to.
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>>33981537
and I like visiting old churches. I guess we wont ever meet
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>>33981448
>My main goal is to blow up
The Gang Goes Jihad
>>33981488
I wouldn't say "very popular" but everyone has different types
Some women don't really care about height
>>33981501
I would open a cat orphanage and yes I would give all the proceeds back to charity and the streets
Also I'd get some fresh fits
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>>33981459
Punmkin
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>>33981501
I’d pay off my parents debts and give them millions to do what they want. Divide about 5 millions for the rest of my immediate family.
I will then spend as much money possible to
>upgrade 4chans infrastructure, so nothing could ever get in our way again
>pay for massive marketing so that the taboo around the site is completely gone

And I would do this until 4chan is the most popular social media site
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>>33981459
Apple pie
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>>33981501
M
Gambling, drugs and orgies
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state gender and a secret only you and someone of your opposite gender knows
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>>33981522
I like some, but most of them are ugly to me. I tend to like the average Asian woman more than the average white one. Also in my experience, the few women that have been attracted to me were Asian so we have a mutual love for each other
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>>33981547
M
I dated somebody from 4chan.
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Why does every normie say that they would donate their money if they were rich? No, you wouldn't, unless it was for some tax break bs lol
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>>33981518
M, I was usually the only guy on shift when I was a receptionist, and still oftentimes on the bar
Yeah it's chill for the most part. You get the occasionally bitchy woman (who's usually just nasty to everyone) but most are sweet and nice to work and have a laugh with. Also sometimes the older ones mommy you a bit which is kinda nice...
>>33981530
Depends on the guy but I don't think so, unless he wanted to whore around all along
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>>33981551
I didn't answer that question, but I am already donating money every year.
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Men, in a relationship, would you prefer to be the lover or the beloved?
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>>33981547
I fingered her on a national monument
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>>33981551
I mean I already give money to charity and homeless people even though I'm poor as shit (and I gave a bit more when I bad more money), so I don't think I'd suddenly.become scrooge mcduck if I got rich
>>33981552
As for the general social dynamics though there can be a lot of gossip and tea spilling, it's mostly in good fun though. As the only guy a lot of people would babble to me and drop insane lore lol
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>>33981552
None of your female co workers wanted to sleep with you. I’m not even a “ I’m a virgin so I think everyone is having sec except me!”, but at every job I’ve had with a mixed gender group, at least one girl has tried to hook up with me out of sheer chemistry from spending a lot of time in the same place
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>>33981548
>the few women that have been attracted to me were Asian
This is how you know you have nothing going for you except being white.
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>>33981550
Why
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>>33981543
You want to flood us with normies?
This thread goes too fast to keep up with as is
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>>33981459
apple, no diff
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>>33981537
DON DONT WEAR SHORTS
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>>33981547
She tried to molest me as a child but , instinctively, I knew to run away. Every-time I see her it feels like she’s still wants to rape me….
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Having a schizo girlfriend is fun, but her random anger episodes directed at me are not so fun.
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>>33981547
I called other departments and some people in them idiots but only to a favored co-worker
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>>33981555
>the lover or the beloved?
>>33981560
I never said that they did kek. I was there for the paycheck not for dating lol, I was #oneofthegirls (though when I left one job I did end up sleeping over with one girl)
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>>33981390
It's okay to keep some secrets, no one can know each other 100%, your actions define you more anyway.
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>>33981562
As always, you have to be more precise.
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>>33981547
I sext with AI regularly
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My boyfriend only has one single porn video on his computer, is that weird? Does he just really like it, does he not watch anything else?
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>>33981568
How do you do it? I’d be scared she’d stab me to death in my sleeep and I’d be too drowsy to do anything..
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>>33981568
Is she medicated?
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>>33981574
What's the vid?
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>>33981574
it's his ex
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>>33981550
>past tense
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>>33981454
I've gotten mixed opinions on my voice ITT.
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>>33981572
Why did you date a person from 4chan
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>>33981568
but they do give you a boner
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>>33981530
If you married him the 2nd if you didn't the 1st, all vaginas are different is also the problem so...
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Holy projectarino, Batman! Sorry your life is shit, but that doesn't mean everyone else is as miserable as you.
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>>33981555
You mean dom or sub?
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>>33981584
We connected well, liked her humor.
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>>33981587
cringe millenial spotted
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>>33981550
>>33981581
I also dated someone from 4chan, terrible experience over all which is why it was past tense. On the bright side it taught me most women who use this site are awful and that in these threads you should not take their opinions so seriously.
>>33981584
>>33981562
We were desperate and lonely
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>>33981575
She is not that bad, and she's so cute. I just calm her down, and I don't really take the random anger to heart.
>>33981576
Sometimes...
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>>33981590
Cry more.
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Men/women. You walk in after a long day with your partner sleeping with someone else (cheating) in your bedroom. What is your next course of action?
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>>33981530

All men struggle with cheating, whether they've fucked one woman or a hundred
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>>33981588
No
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Browsing Atoga like
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>>33981591
What kind of schizo is she?
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>>33981530
Most women are really bad at sex.
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>>33981594
M. Ask to see the guys penis size. If it’s bigger than mine, shoot them both dead and claim he tried to shoot me. If it’s smaller, I kick him out and forgive my wife.
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>>33981594
f
leave, never to be seen again
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>>33981439
Marginally, yeh.
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>>33981578
It's an anime girl sucking a penis and playing with the cum

>>33981579
No it's not a real girl lol
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male anons, dark meat or white meat
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>>33981603
>>33981603
>>33981603
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>>33981599
Meant for >>33981592
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>>33981598
literally me, fr fr
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>>33981607
white but I need a mix of both
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>>33981417
That ship sailed two years ago, at least if you're looking specifically to make a living doing it.
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>>33981613
I REALly like your shirt
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>>33981589
>>33981591
Did you ever meet in person? How?
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>>33981433
>>33981475
Are you the same anon that wants to get ugly tattoos
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>>33981609
She's paranoid. She kinda thought something happened when it didn't, and she cut some girl a little bit. Nothing too serious, just light cuts. And they put her in a psych ward.
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Hello are you fucking there? Femanon? You bitch, I don't like you that much, fucking dumb bitch. Get out of my house. I can't sleep. Why are you like this? Where are you? What are you wearing? Where do you live? I want to be with you.
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>>33981629
The sex must be spectacular.
Does she do some good nasty shit?
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>>33981594
Kill myself
Jk
I would probably just shout for them to gtfo if it was my place, else I'd just go back to my place
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>>33981592
You should encourage her to be med compliant or find better meds with the help of her psych. I know the side effects are shit for some of them.
If this isn't a LARP it's for her health and longevity as it damages her brain to be in psychosis unmedicated.
t. have schizo bf who isn't even violent but is compliant
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>>33981594
M
I'd probably shout at both of them for a little while and then tell my now ex to get the fuck out of my house.
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Juuust the two of us :^)
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>>33981638
Aren't the meds bad for longevity too?
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>>33981594
F
Join
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>>33981651
JH, you have gotten really freaky over the last few years!
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>>33981638
Yeah, but the instructions say not to take most of them with alcohol and drugs. So sometimes she doesn't drink so we can have fun.
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>>33981607
Depends on what I'm making. If I'm frying chicken, I usually prefer white meat. When roasting or slow cooking, I go with dark meat.
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>>33981653
JH isn't yours to talk about. Her throat is mine. I'll fuck you up scumbag.
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>>33981650
It's tragic but yes, it's between being irreparably mentally damaged or risking diabetes/neurological damage basically.
If her psychosis puts her at a risk to herself or others she should be consistently medicated. My bf is a risk to himself, not others, so even if the meds take their toll when he's 50 or 60... honestly he'd get himself killed way earlier without them.
>>33981659
Oh okay so you're just a horrible influence on her. Best of luck to you both, I guess.
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>>33981501
>trust fund, allocate 15% to mom dad and brother
>two nephews and one niece get 5% (all invested in low risk index funds) that they can not access until 25 years old
>pull out 10% to use as fuckyou money, buy a large house in a moderately sized city thats away from people with enough space for all the immediate family
>put the rest in various investments
>fortunate to have a loving family with good sense of judgement, defer to them on giving money to extended family when things come up
male, basically insulate myself with my loved ones and protect and comfort them as much as i can
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>>33981594
I have sex with whoever she's cheating on me with to assert my dominance.
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>>33981594
M
Join
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>>33981594
I don't know, I'm trying to decide whether I'd murder or whether I'd just file for divorce.
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>>33981594
Male

I'd genuinely start chatting rapidly like a complete psychotic, exceedingly matter of factly to the point that it wouldn't be clear if I simply didn't care, somehow didn't understand, or was having a mental break and about to become extremely violent.

Obviously, in my case being indignant might be a little hypocritical.
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>>33979063
Would any girl accept me for being extreme pervert like Woodman?
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>>33981594
M
Duh
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>33981594
I don't have to answer this question because as an IncelGOD I will never have to deal with shit like this lol.
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>>33981594
M
happened to me before actually. i entered my house, stood at the door a few seconds and then slammed it shut. drove to the other side of town and cried. crashed at a friends place. texted her the next day to get her stuff gathered up. had my guy friend + her lady friend assist with getting her moved, then cut off all contact with her after that.
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>>33981661
>doesn't go into detail about exactly what he'd use that throat for and how
Fake simp.
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>>33981488
i do. love short men
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Are there ever any actual women in these types of threads?
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>>33982320
No.
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>>33982320
Yeah, surprisingly.



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