>>33979063
Hi
>>33981603ENTJ top leftMe bottom leftJesus on the right
>>33981614nooo you are too beautiful to be depressed!
Men, have you ever met a girl that made you sense that ancient magic?
>>33981615Myers–Briggs is astrology for incels
Should I confess my feelings to her to get it off my chest or just bide my time until she hopefully breaks up with her boyfriend?
>>33981619Yeah, I got consumed by it and had to reassemble myself after, good times
>>33981619I don't understand the euphemism
>>33981619Yeah but she took off the magic amulet so Chase wouldn't die
>>33981626nice>>33981627>>33981628not nice
>>33981614>>33981618Obsessed!
Not a single unreal or ikea meatballs, how can I enjoy this atoga thread???
>>33981619Yeah, she used some ancient chinese magic on me for sure
>>33981630I followed my sexual nature and had a revelation so startling I began to weepYou’d have liked it
I asked last thread but what does it mean if my boyfriend only has one single porn video on his computer (It's an anime girl giving oral)
>>33981623you should find another girl and stop wasting your time
>>33981639He is hiding the rest
>>33981639What does it mean if I have only one song on my computer (In the end by Linkin Park)
>>33981635unreal >>33981636like a green mansion girl?
>>33981639It means that he hates you for not being a 2d anime girl
>>33981623Don't confess feelings. Pretend you're in the early stages of attraction, the "I'd like to know more about you" phase
>>33981637now you're just being rude on purpose
>>33981622True thatTake the real personality test, /atoga/https://still-anchorage-15218.herokuapp.com/
>>33981645like a faerie just hopping around and being light and free
>>33981643Why didn't he hide that one>>33981644I would be worried that you want to commit suicide>>33981646Noooo...
Women, are you concerned by male sluttiness?
>>33981649Thank you for showing me how to love myself baba
>>33981656I was in a good "women aren't that bad" moment and you had to ruin it with this retarded shit
Period started and my boobs feel so bloated and sore
>>33981656Ironically business or wedding dress clothes all require pants, closed shoes and covered shoulders for men but not women, but go on about how "opressed" you are
I’m ready. Are you?
>>33981666height and weight, cup size, and hip/waist ratio NOW
>>33981656I wish women would slut shame me irl
>>33981666
>>33981652f>You are a Planeswalker of The Grixis Shardthe fuck is that supposed to mean
>>33981619Yeah. That's my mental illness.
>>33981673Designated villian colors. You're evil.
>>33981673It means you’re pretty evil heh. Grixis iirc is like dominating and overwhelming power
>>33981664Suits are sexy
>>33981673grixis is pretty cringe
>>33981654dangerous >>33981675>>33981676oh noanyways
>>33981652M>White, Green, and BlueBelievable
>>33981679why?
>>33981677Notice how all the clothes that men are forced to wear are clothes that women find sexyThis is proof of the matriarchy sexualizing men; we literally have to sexualize ourselves just for work
>>33981673>>33981682They're all so close in size no real difference
>>33981658<3
>>33981652I figured this was going to be Chinese magic based on the thumbnail, not Magic: The Gathering.>You are a Planeswalker of The Temur Frontier.>Temur is a combination of Green, Red, and Blue.>Temur promotes a childlike curiosity, a Zen like wonder of self, and an insatiable desire to play, explore, discover and understand.>Those of Temur colors are not interested in ego.>They are do not have a concern for status or reputation, focusing instead on a oneness with their own immediate experience.Pretty amusing since I always include white or black whenever I play.Black and blue is my favorite combo overall.
>>33981683idk, it is just very edgy and annoying
>>33981690M, also
>>33981691I didn't realize that it's about mtg, but now it all makes sense, I actually mostly did play blue and black
>>33981652MAlso get Temur, which is dumb because I hate green and red, I either play Blue/Black, Black/W, or mono Blue
boys, do you like to take a hot water bottle to bed?
>>33981697No, I don't like hot water and I don't drink in my bed
>>33981652
>>33981698those aren't for drinking anon
>>33981700Oh that. I didn't know that was what they were called. But no, I just take a hot shower instead.
>>33981698Absolutely lowest IQ post.Or sarcasm, hopefully.
What is your deepest desire
Why is it that I’m obsessed with massive titties and jerk off to them every days, and yet the vast majority of women that I ever fell in love with had very little breasts. It’s not as if I wasn’t aware before developing those feelings.
>>33981699FFull thing
>>33981702ok but you can put them under your blanket and it warms the bed before you get in, it's very cozy warm showers are nice too though
>>33981697I prefer a hot lady
State gender, are you honest with yourself about what you actually want out of life?
>>33981706You can like one characteristic on its own and still like people who lack that characteristic...>>33981704DeathOr cookies and to recover from this cold my roommate gave me>>33981697I should desu, I got one as a gift a while ago but haven't used it... I remember I did sometimes as a kid...
>>33981704Control over the uncontrollable
>>33981704freedom
>>33981652MWhat does this even mean?You are a Blue/Black Planeswalker (Welcome to House Dimir).
>>33981710MI have no clue
>>33981710More and more every day. I like guns, good people, adventure, and chaos
>>33981697I've never once thought of even putting hot water in a water bottle.
>>33981704Marriage and fatherhood
>>33981709why not both? >>33981711you definitely should get out the hot water bottle >>33981710fyeah, but being honest unfortunately doesn't mean you get it
>>33981652>You are a Blue/Red Planeswalker (Welcome to the Izzet League).>A Blue/Red Planeswalker asks the question what can be achieved? What might be possible? Blue and red taken together are the colors of creativity. Passion combined with perfection, freedom combined with investigation, blue/red is the pairing that most typifies wild artistry and mad science. Nikola Tesla's endeavors are a strong example of blue/red mentality in modern society. Tony Stark from Iron Man started out blue/black, he ended up blue/red. Willy Wonka is also a blue/red archetype, as are Doc Brown from Back to the Future, and Indiana Jones.Sure
>>33981710M, I have desires and whatnot sure but they feel out of my reachand I feel like I have the kind of temperament where I'd never be content anyway>>33981652175 questions?? ain't nobody got time fo dat
i might have to hang the apps up for good, these new age baddies are way too ruthlessliterally every SINGLE girl ive gone on a date with this month had a gun on her when we metwhat is happening
>>33981710MI think so. I understand myself pretty well at this point in my life.
>>33981703Knowing the name of something is just knowledge, no relation to IQ. IQ is about cognitive skills, recognizing patterns, solving problems. "Knowing things" is just memorization. That's why IQ tests are more like puzzles and not knowledge quizzes.
>>33981718breh
>>33981720>you definitely should get out the hot water bottleyeah I def want tocba to go downstairs and interact with my roommates tho to boil the kettle again and fill itbut maybe I will later>>33981724damn american baddies are next levelbut it's understandable to want to be armed when meeting a stranger
>>33981724hot
>>33981724More and more people are beginning to realize that the country is going to collapse in the near future
>>33981710MYesI find the question strange; are there people who lie to themselves about what they want?
>>33981704Money (power)
>>33981713Based and freedompilled, women will never understand
>>33981697This is mine.I sometimes have cold feet, and I can't fall asleep when I have cold feet.
>>33981711>You can like one characteristic on its own and still like people who lack that characteristic...Tell that to women on tinder; who only want 1km tall men!
>>33981714I'm actually a transhumanist, a spot-on description.
>>33981710FYes, and I know why I want those things too.
>>33981733Lmfao HOW DOES IT KEEP HAPPENING
>>33981733I am a woman thoughbeit
>>33981704I think it's not having to wake up and do anything, not having any expectations for myself and the day, and being able to operate on an impulse basis of whatever small thing occupies my fancy.I think I'm okay with living in a trailer and squalor/poverty and being a loser honestly. Part of me has ambition but if I think about when I was happiest in life by miles it was after highschool and before work for like the brief period of a year where I just did absolutely fucking nothing.I'm starting to realize that I'd be okay giving up a lot of things like television, internet, good food, etc if it just meant not doing anything.
Why does the fucking janny keep deleting my suicide posts?Not like I'm encouraging others to off themselvesJust me
>>33981735idk dude I went out with a girl from tinder who was at least my height
I saw this kink community online called 'lesbian domination of men' what do you ppl think of that?
>>33981741You're scaring the hoes.
>>33981734based and tcm-pilled
>>33981739I flipped the coin of fate and it had a 50% chance of landing on the correct side.
>>33981743trans
>>33981724How did you come to know this?
>>33981738mega rude>>33981746you win some, you lose some
>>33981745>tcmGoogle says that stands for traditional chinese medicine...?
>>33981697no, it is already too hot in here
>>33981719No woman will ever love you, 90% of women out there do not love their man, they don't know how to love anyway; they only tolerate him as long as he provides.Learn to be stoic and get by without their fake and subpar love therefore about 90% of women should be invisible to you. Rise up above your biological programming.Take care of your health anons and find distractions to help pass the time, that's all most people do anyway, the difference is they do it with somebody so time spent together flows differently. It's merely an illusion though
>>33981743More proof that kinksters are mentally ill
>>33981750yeah, in tcm staying warm is one of the most important things and very helpful with regulating things like sleep
>>33981743Male gaze. Actual lesbians don't get off to men.
>>33981710FNoI don’t know what i want
>>33981755Are you qt?
>>33981751https://youtu.be/GeZZr_p6vB8
>>33981699>>33981707medic gf
>>33981758>I don’t know what i wantYou're a woman alr
>>33981759offensive...
When you leave your car, do you ever leave with the controler to avoid someone stealing it?
>>33981753Women have loved me before, and I love women.Are you a demon lol?
>>33981762I do always play support/healer. Bit of a healslut because I can't trust others to do it right.
>>33981765I don't even lock it
>>33981765You mean the fob?
>>33981652F>You are a Mono Blue Planeswalker, stay curious.>Blue wants perfection>A Blue Planeswalker, when presented with a decision or quandary, asks what course of action makes the most sense, where "sense" is determined by careful thought and the application of knowledge and expertise.>Blue believes that each and every one of us is born a blank slate with the potential to become anything. The entire point of life is figuring out what you could achieve with the right education, experience, and tools. Note that this is not a task with an end goal, but one that continues throughout your life. There will always be things you can do to improve, change, or adapt. The journey of life is one of constant discovery as you keep seeking to better yourself.>Much as blue wishes to perfect itself, it also wants to perfect the world it lives in. Part of this is to ensure that blue has access to the resources it needs, but part of it is the belief that an element of reaching one's potential is living within a world that has reached its own potential. As such, blue is the color most interested in technology and wants the latest and greatest version of whatever it is using....whatever that means
Women, do you like spanking?
>>33981769Must be a real piece of crap!
>>33981774I just don't live somewhere where cars get stolen
>>33981710MI am fine with whatever life throws at me, I just hope and pray that I can find my partner in life to share it with.
>>33981764I just wanted to know if I was supposed to be grossed out by you replying to me or not.
>>33981704FTo live in a cabin far from civilization with my husband and our many children
>>33981753Stoicism is for incelsChads all have that "happy youthful chad-dork" energy"Incels "don't care" by expressing no emotionChads "don't care" by finding amusement in all circumstances
>>33981778valid
>>33981766>Are you a demon lol?AYE SAY GANGhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OxmafNPn3o
>>33981770No, that thing you use to gear your car from one direction to another!Exuse my english is stupid!
>>33981765f, i always take the keys and lock it
>>33981704To find the answer to the most fundamental questions I have. e.g.>Why and how do physical processes (neurochemical transmissions) create sensation and thought and memory, given these things appear so utterly non-physical?>Why is there some kind of existence instead of "nothing"? (Bearing in mind the concept of nothingness actually requires there to be something first)>Which is worse? Living infinitely or being dead for infinity? How could I possibly escape either fate?
>>33981780real
>>33981782Future's got to be one of the most blatant industry plants I've heard so far
>>33981773Yes, but I don't have a SFW picture for it
>>33981776>I live in a place where cars don’t get stolen.You’re from Antartica? That’s the only place where there is 0 car stolen anually
>>33981780did a incel write this
>>33981763Bitch
>>33981780>Incels "don't care" by expressing no emotionThat's not what stoicism is.
>>33981783The fucking steering wheel?! Is this a thing people do?
The official explanations >>33981673Edgelord, very edgy >>33981682Treefucker, nature is my bestie >>33981699Janny, muh rules >>33981714Dark Maga Janny, muh rules but only for thee
>>33981785what no puss does to a mf
>>33981765>do you ever leave with the controlerWhat?>>33981783Again, what?I have been driving for nearly two decades and have absolutely zero idea what you mean.My car locks itself when I walk away with the key....?
>>33981791I only need my car to not get stolen and since I'm divinely protected, there is no need to lock it
>>33981789>I'm never posting again after I get marriedSo uh, did you get divorced or something?
>>33981690>>33981695Manchildren>>33981772Giga ultra autist
>>33981772Samefag, I'm a perfectionist and I definitely relate to the bit about the journey of life being one of constant discovery, but I definitely don't make my decisions based on reason and I'm more than a bit of a luddite.
>>33981796>Edgelord, very edgyI take that as a compliment
>>33981797Pussy doesn't make the thirst go away. It feels like there's a hole in my chest that can't be filled unless I find the answer to these questions.
What do women want in a man? For context I am 33 and have never even kissed a girl or been in any kind of real relationship. I’m clean, in decent shape, and am not poor but also not wealthy. I’ve tried dating on tinder but I either get ghosted after one date or the women want to text nonstop for weeks before actually meeting which I can’t do. I’m not interesting enough to text for that long, I just don’t have that much to say. My hobbies are computer programming, video games, and art which I understand is likely a huge turn off for most women. I’m just so lonely and lost. It seems like I can never be good enough. Please help
>>33981772every mono color is a psycho, blue wants to be smarter than everyone else
>>33981787Every top 10 artist is an industry plant. That's not a revelation.
>>33981804Yeah well I wanna fuck you in the ass
>>33981800No, she's back in Australia right now. Her grandma is in hospice care.
Wojak jesus memes are so cringe, i hate wojaks in general>oooh nice argument but youre too late, i already portrayed you as the sad virgin basedjak and me the chad cool headed blonde aryan wojak!
>>33981805the hole gets filled by you filling the hole, thats when it all falls away
Is it true that if you drive a car with an automatic transmission you're not really a man?
>>33981796>Treefucker, nature is my bestieThanks, I guessGreen is indeed my favorite
>>33981809you know me too well
>>33981808I didn't mean to imply otherwise, it's just especially blatant with Future.He got this embarrassingly cheesy and awkward promo in a Ciara videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9rSBcoX9akI guess I was one of the people whose algorithm they were watching before they did this one, because I listened to Ghost Town DJs' My Boo like a billion times the previous summer.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxRiwnmYjMg
>>33981811Your incelpost reminded me of that AI Trump and Biden video.
>>33981815a little bit
>>33981806Stop having a virgin mentality.
>>33981811I also hate the corny OP imaget. Christian
>>33981815FNo, because manufacturers got rid of most manuals in the US to cut down costs. Plus, they are better for long drives. I still like my manuals, tho.
>>33981823it's over for tsundere anons...
>>33981823what does this mean
>>33981828>moeshit postingIt's good you won't pollute the gene pool.
>>33981813Would be cool if that was true
>>33981823Explain
>>33981795>The steering weelYes that is the word I was looking forward to learn!Apparently they have quick and easy release, that people are using for cars made for racing and luxury.I have seen such things on tiktok where drivers remove his steering weel and put it back on when he finish coffee>>33981799In the province Manitoba, there is a town where locking your car is illegal, as people need to hide from polar bear, inside your car
>>33981815pretty much all cars in burgerland are automatic now
>>33981823FLmao i did this
>>33981820That's because Future wrote that song for her and was dating her at the time. Future had already dropped Tony Montana and Racks by that time. I thought you were going to mention the Dungeon Family, not Ciara as proof of his industry plantedness.
>>33981833indeedguess we'll keep being plagued by existential pondering
>>33981827>No, because manufacturers got rid of most manuals in the US to cut down costsThat is not really supporting your case...
>>33981820>CiaraI thought you meant the dead junkie e-girl.I have never heard of that singer.
>>33981832I don't want kidz anyway lelLucky Star 4 lyfe>>33981838based tsundere
state genderhave you ever sleep walked?
Women would you rather be stock in an elevator with a random man, or with a polar bear?
>>33981806just be yourselfgrow a few incheslift a lot of weightsget a promotionget on the news for some heroic actwhen talking to women, just make insane shit up, like you used to fight bears in underground kumite fighting grounds in siberiaif they question you about it, tell her nah you were just playingif she believes it, use it to pivot into a conversation about how it helped you find yourself and your true passion in computer programminglies mixed with truth sound insane but she will be attracted to you because she wants to study you like a fucking science experimentdress up extravagantly wrong for every single life situation, im talking tuxedo with fedora to first date at the bowling alleyif she questions you on it, tell her it's a form of art and that everything should be looked at with an artistic eyetell her that you have plans on how to survive during a nuclear holocaustfollow up and actually make plans, but be sure to include her so she will feel comfortable with youstart smoking but only when youre out in public areas, never smoke at home or in your carask her about her favorite sadpanda tagsthe key is to keep her talking and keep her guessing, as long as you appear safe she will stick around because she wants to see how deep your dick goes into her rabbit holehope this helps
State gender. How do your porn habits change when you have an active sex life, whether that be through dating or causal sex.
>>33981846M, I did once when I was really ill with fever yeah, very rare tho>>33981849>when you have an active sex life........
>>33981847Random man.
>>33981848I don’t like telling lies
>>33981847>stock susman I guess>>33981849fthey don't change in any noticeable way
>>33981849FLess degenerate
>>33981849FPornography is degenerate and perverts an act that should be exclusively for love.
>>33981849FI go from being depressed and hating masturbating to masturbating about him sometimes
>>33981847I have a funny anecdote about the original hypothetical (alone in the woods with a bear or a random man). My sister who is married, and more right wing chose the bear, but my younger sister who is more of a feminist chose the random man. I guess it kinda makes sense, she is big into hiking and knows more about bears but I found that funny.
>>33981854>>33981855>>33981859Trannies, women don't watch porn they read it.
>>33981853i would never tell you to be a liar dudeyou are into art and programming? thats greatbut honestly who cares why you got into it, none of that shit mattersif its not interesting, no one wants to hear itso make that shitty part upand if shes like "no way thats real" then yeah, tell her shes rightmaybe she might actually say that to something that is true on you, tell her shes right anywaywomen all love to be right, so let them, who gives a shitlying about important stuff is very wrong and i would never do itbut who you are previously before her and your origin story is not important at all to hertherefore, make it up so you are interestingbonus points if you fake it until you actually make itor counterpoint, go out and actually fight bears, idc either wayjust make shit up and be interesting thats all. im sure you are a great guy at heart but no one cares about that shit on the first datebait and switch until she finds the real you and is in too deep to get away.
>>33981862Was your younger sister aware that other women were picking the bear
>>33981863you are so dumb
>>33981865Yes.>>33981866No.
>>33981862The original woods one is retarded the bear has claws and can run 40 mph
>>33981849MI don’t watch hardcore porn, but I occasionally look at nude photos.I don’t feel the need to look at any porn when I’m in a relationship, and I masturbate less often.I don’t have casual sex.
You don't really see stoic women
>>33981872I see them all the time lol (then again I'm an emotional wreck so most people appear stoic to me)
>>33981856Millions of women will say this, get married, then have a headache every night
>>33981872isnt a stoic person supposed to be hard to tell if theyre stoic
>>33981872I’m stoic af
women pick the bear because they fantasize about their partner weighing over 1000 pounds while being able to run 30mph and eats anything
>>33981872not on social media, which is the only place you personally see women
>>33981880we pick the bear because the bear hasn't spent his formative years jerking off to cartel rape and beheading vids
>>33981880ive nevr seen a grizzly bear irl desu. they seem rly scary
>>33981863Well, you're fucking illiterate because nowhere in that post did it say watch.
>>33981877Even in bed?
>>33981881>>33981882You both need help
>>33981882bears absolutely jerk off to beheading vids (self pov)
>>33981880I pick the bear because at least if he kills me, he will eat me for sustenance. Circle of life and all that.
>>33981880Pretty sure they pick the bear because it's an easy way to troll incels
https://youtu.be/xoGe5IRs7-8man or bear?
>>33981887convenient
do married women allow their husbands to befriend femcels because they dont consider them a threat
>>33981890They just said I'm stronger than a 1000 lb beast with claws, I'm flattered
>>33981895I don't consider anyone a threat
The domestic violence arrest vids are hilarious.>he had beaten her before>BUT they got back together earlier this yearSo she liked it lol
>>33981893NtaWanna talk?
>>33981864How do I be interesting
>>33981895I don’t consider anyone a threat. I’m a bit of a narcissist. To me, I’m the best person that any man I’m interested in could date.
>>33981898You've clearly never had an abuser in your life.
>>339818980/10 baitnot always that easy to get away from an abuser especially if you can't afford to live alone etc. or have things tied to them
>>33981895>femcelsThose are the biggest thread, since nobody expects them to be homewreckers.
>>33981905Yes, because I can use my brain and not pick violent people. You should try it.
>>33981898There are just as many examples where the sex is switched.You'll notice once you've watched more than 2 or 3 bodycam vids.
>>33981909Didn't know you could pick your parents, but okay.
>>33981886Yes
How do i make money off bullying fat chicks to lose weight? It could be like house flipping but with fat women
it's worse being alone than being in an abusive relationship
>>33981915it's really not lol, no matter how hot she is
>>33981915Woman moment
>>33981912How does that manifest?Endless endurance, wannabe-domme or dead fish?
>>33981917If you get abused by women you deserve itAlso its hot
State gender.Should sex be scheduled on a long term relationship?
>>33981918>>33981915Incelhands.
Is gaming really that unattractive of a hobby?
>>33981921F. No, that's sad.
>>33981921MNo. She should do her duty as the gf and have sex when the man wants it.
>>33981921What do you mean?
>>33981925If you're ugly it's unattractive, if you're Chad it's quirky
>>33981895My husband is generally uninterested in women outside of me, if he started talking to a random girl I'd consider her a threat because it'd be out of character.>>33981925Depends if it is your only hobby.
Lots of big birds outside today
>>33981849F. Porn is gross, I don't watch it. Unless it's porn of him, then I watch it way too much.
>>33981935You still got the stuff I had sent you?
Im watching this movie "future world" and its just shit.How the fuck did they get snoop dog, lucy lu, milla jokavic and james franco to sign up for this?
>>33981929>“We'll have sex X day at X time.”>“We'll have sex every X day of the week/month.”Basically to avoid a dead bedroom.
>>33981925Only if it’s your only hobby or you spend most of your free time on it. I personally don’t think there’s anything wrong with it, but women have higher standards than men.
Please give me courage to step on the scale...
>>33981940Daily sex is a necessity for me.Preferably 2-5 times.If she is not into it that much, I don't see it working out.
>>33981943YOU FAT BASTARD STOP EATING
>>33981921It should be spontaneous. Honestly, maybe it’s controversial, but I don’t have a problem with infrequent sex as we age. Most people lived for 18+ years before getting consistently laid. You’re telling me you’re gonna now lose your mind about it despite dating an amazing person? I’d date a 10/10 hot and 10/10 personality person with a low libido any day.
>>33981939How did they get washed up celebs in a shitty movie? I dunno
>>33981920>If you get abused by women you deserve itno you don't lol>>33981925depends on the level, long as you play in moderationmost guys play games, even normies play FIFA/COD or whatever. so as long as you don't spend more than like a few hrs a week on it
How do you make the hot guy asexual towards everyone but yourself?
>>33981933
>the woman that rejected nietzsche's marriage proposal twice and that he said was his last hope to ever feel understood wrote a book about him, she also wrote a book on eroticism and spent the last 25 years of her life working closely with sigmund freud>she also had an affair with the 21yo rainer maria rilke when she was 36 and wrote a book about him toooh boy, dis gon be gudpic is her making nietzsche and her other firendzoned simp, rée (who later offed himself, similar to her husband who she married after he attempted suicide in front of her after she said no) larp as horses pulling her cart (note the whip)
>>3398189my bad, got distracted about what?
>>33981952i meant like hawks and eagles kind of big birdies
>>33981945I did it. Thanks for the encouragement. Currently at 136lbs/62kg. It's going good.
>>33981947Its an 8 year old movie. This was before franco was cancelled
>>33981953>rainer maria rilkehis poetry is so fucking depressing
>>33981938Huh?
>>33981952gentle plap
>>33981900those things that i mentioned? go do them. actually do themwell dont actually fight bears because there is a high chance of death but you know what i meanthe official answer that youll receive is: find things that interest you, find other like minded people, and go out and do themwhether it be manly stuff like taking up kickboxing or going hikingor kinda less manly stuff like baking a cake or some shitjust go out and do things, never waste time, try to fill it up with as much random stuff you caneven if its something you never tried or dont think youd enjoy, at least try it ONCE just so you can say you didif you find something you really like, keep at it.with all the above, make sure these are hobbies or things you can do with friends and/or in groupsdoesnt even have to be anything exciting, you can do something like join a guys book club, which after making friends may lead into like an afternoon getting some drinks with your buds and getting introduced to a chick through therethen you can go off on all the stuff you tried, how you met your mutual buddy and etcbasically you gotta get experience and level up, round out your statsor alternatively you can just be insane with it and make shit up toodoing more stuff and living a full life makes you interesting. dont just saddle up on the computer and play the same games or read the same boards all day, youre better than that mate
>>33981957oh wow that’s legit great, very nice.
How bad is it having a loser gf though?
M/f. Is it a problem if I try to help with cooking certain stuff but my wife just says I’ll slow her down, especially since we don’t have a big kitchen. I say this because she complains about cooking sometimes and feeling tired but whenever I help she’s like “I got this”. I’ve told her to take days off from cooking and I’ll just cook those days but I don’t even think she trusts me enough. And before you say “uhh try harder”, I’m a decent cook, she’s just way better than me and has years of experience on me.
>>33981925Depends on how attractive you are, how mentally ill, and if it's your only hobby from my experience.
>>33981964She stays at home and doesn't cheat? What's the catch?
>>33981921>>33981940This just leads to unenthusiastic duty sex. Sex should be spontaneous and done enthusiastically. Most dead bedrooms are a problem of attraction. If a woman is not fucking her husband, most likely other women are not willing to fuck him either, so the solution is obvious.>>33981946One-sided dead bedrooms are not an age issue.
>>33981959thats because he wrote his "Stundenbuch" when traveling with her, apparently she caused him "crying fits"
>>33981964Chances are she is avoidant, so she is too stupid to actually talk about issues.
>>33981953Men chasing Stacy whores since the dawn of time
>>33981962>local autist known for not reading past the the first line break mauled by bear at the zoo, more after the break
>>33981965I don't like cooking with my husband, but I appreciate when I come home from school and he has dinner done. Just go get groceries and cook.
>>33981969:( what the fuck
>>33981964"OMG guys look at me I'm skimpily dressed, a thing young woman, low maintenance, love your attention and play video games just like you!!!"Who the fuck falls for this shit
>>33981965Mayne you can prep the meals for her without asking.
>>33981964Tummy
>>33981974sometimes it be like that on this bitch of an earthi believe in him though, i bet hed live through his first bear fight
>>33981976mommy issues go brrrr
>>33981967She won't let you go to work, not to have sex all day, but so she could use you as an emotional tampon and make you listen to her hysterical crying/ranting while expecting you to agree with everything she says
>>33981978me
>>33981968Then what causes a dead bedroom besides tiredness from aging and low libido?Men, you meet a girl who checks every box to the highest level, EXCEPT she doesn’t want kids. Of course it isn’t a 100% no, but it’s at least a 75%+ No. would you date this person?
>>33981962How do I go do stuff? I’m not interested in anything outside my autistic work-workout-relax routine. I feel like people are all looking at me when I go out to places. It’s actually like borderline terrifying. I’m so self conscious because I was ugly in high school and it’s so hard to get over the constant self doubt and distress. I still think about annd get distressed about embarrassing moments from over a decade ago. I’ve even tried attending counselling for months and it didn’t help at all. Like most stuff just seems pointless to me. I do t get it
>>33981987>you meet a girl who checks every box to the highest level, EXCEPT she doesn’t want kidsthat's ideal to me cuz I don't want kids either lol
>>33981987>Men, you meet a girl who checks every box to the highest level, EXCEPT she doesn’t want kidsWhat do you mean "except"?Not wanting to ruin out lifes with shitty offspring is a must.
>>33981987Yes
>>33981965This is where you ignore her attempts at control and just cook for the both of you without her asking. If you’re cooking while she’s home and she’s like “what the fuck are you doing, I’m gonna cook, you’re gonna fuck it up!” , just keep going and do what you need to do.I’ve come to realize that, while women appreciate “help” for chores, they much prefer if you just do it without needing their involvement everytime. Not to say you have to become the main cook of the house, but you shouldn’t just be “the help” unless she genuinely LOVES doing chores. The more you just cook without her around the more she’ll respect you as a cook.
>>33981979Men love to absolve themselves of responsibility because “but I asked her and she said no!!”
>>33981846F. A couple times when I was a kid, and a couple times when I was on ambien.>>33981815F. Yes.>>33981765I leave the keys on the seat 3/4 of the time.
>>33981987Most dead bedrooms come from a woman no longer being attracted to her partner (or worse, she was never attracted to him). Old people who both have libido have a dead bedrom but it's not a problem for them because both of them are okay with not fucking. Dead bedroom is only a problem when one person wants to fuck and the other doesn't, and 99% of the time it's the woman who doesn't want to. This has nothing to do with age because this problem happens in couples of all ages.
>>33981987I’d date her because I’m young and I don’t plan to have kids any time soon, but I’d slowly try to convince her to have a kid or wait and see if she changes her mind. If she doesn’t, I’ll break up.
>>33981965just cook all by yourself, she is being stupid
>>33981987Dead bedrooms are caused by women tiring from monogamy faster
>>33981806If they seem asexual around you its because youre seen as unattractive. They become whores in the presence of the right guy, ive seen it myself. Used to work as a bartender for a while, the behavior ive seen was enough to blackpill me for life. Even the shy, mousy ones become whores that grope and grind. Those same girls act like royalty in the presence of their beta male friends and they even get offended and disgusted if anything related to sex comes out of the mouth of a man they dont find attractive. If a girl is ever acting appalled at the mention of women even so much as having a libido, its because the man thats even so much as going into that topic without being attractive, is deemed as a creep instantly. They will try to shame you into going back where you belong in their imagined hierarchy. They dont want ugly men seeing them as the whores that they know they are, especially in friend groups. If the ugly ones found out the girls were giving ass to their attractive male friends, that could potentially open them up to approaches from those same betabuxx friendzoned guys and they couldnt explain away the dynamic without socially incrimination.
>>33981999dumb
>>33981965This is gonna sound weird but helping isn't actually that helpful. Having a second person in the kitchen is usually just disruptive and annoying. Imo you should just directly take over the cooking on the days you can, say something like "Hey, I'm going to cook xyz dish on Friday" and then just do it
>>33981953On point, simps bending over backwards for a goddess in the flesh
>>33981987>Then what causes a dead bedroom besides tiredness from aging and low libido?The sex being bad.>>33982001That's silly. Why would I turn down an orgasm from my bf just because he's balding? Why would I fuck him just because he has a good hairline?
>>33982012Lets see you can simp for a lady and write lame poemsOr you can avoid them entirely for years and gain the power to crash an asteroid into siberia and invent the tesla coil
>>33981987>Then what causes a dead bedroom besides tiredness from aging and low libido?Part of it is the death of romance. I want to fuck my husband much more when we're relaxed and enjoying each other's company. When we don't make time to connect as partners outside of the bedroom, when we're stressed and not focused on each other, my libido dies.
>>33982012did you know that in the 17th century, women would wear ornamental face patches to cover smallpox scars and syphilis sores and they were even coded, so patches in different spots had different meanings (like relationship status)at some point they tried to outlaw them because they "promoted vanity and pridefulness" fascinating
>>33981619Possibly, but i'm pretty sure it was just subconscious sexual energy.
>>33982013Because it isn’t just about looks. Men who suck at the little things, like helping around the house, and the like would lose attraction over time. This goes for this too>>33982009this is correct. Men need to realize that we don’t want to ask for you to help us. We want you to pay attention and do what needs to be done. Having my husband ask me “ya need help with cooking” and then when I’m already in cooking mode instead of just taking the initiative would make me lose attraction too.And so much men don’t realize this.
>>33982013When I say they're no longer attracted to their partner I don't mean purely on a physical level. They don't love him "like that" anymore. Yeah they might think he's a great dad and he's kind and responsible but they don't want to have sex with him the same way they don't want to have sex with their male friends.
>>33981796>muh rules but only for theeTrue, rules for plebs, not me
>>33981989good question, relatable for me too since i was in the same boat as a young ladthe real answer youre gonna hear from people isnt going to be what you want to hear, they will tell you to "just do it" like nike saysand they are partially right to be fairit is definitely terrifying to put yourself out there doing anything in front of people, thats why clubs and group all exist, theyre a safe zone of thatme for example, anything new i try, i have to practice before i even practice by going in for lesson one. like i was already trying to learn how to throw a punch before my first boxing classso i went on youtube and looked a bunch of shit up and it helped give me a sense of confidence before i even startedthe good news is i know youre a smart dude and all you need to really do is slightly adjust that mindset. easier said than done but thats all you gotta dopeople in this life. are. so. fucking self absorbed. that they will not. even. notice you fucking up, if you even fuck up.i can tell you are a harsh cunt on yourself. and i wont tell you to stop that. but what i will tell you, is that a stranger is not going to notice 99.9% of the things that you are doing.and, even if they do, it will leave their brain by the end of the day in every single case.so, dont worry. we are all human, we all gotta start somewherei know it sounds easy to do when its terrifying and excruciatingly hard. but just let it ride. relax.if people are being uppity about you, thats their problem.so go out, do shit. go talk to people, go experience new things. if you fuck up who really cares. if you make up some shit on how you are a nigerian prince, who cares theyll forget it by next week. just go have funGO HAVE FUN MANI love you bro, we all love you. youre good people, you are smart and i bet you pick up on shit wicked fast. and i know you got the autism to really grind something out and become a god. you are gonna make it.but go out and put yourself on the lineYOU GOT IT
>>33982018isn't sexual energy precisely "that ancient magic"?
>>33982019>Having my husband ask me “ya need help with cooking” and then when I’m already in cooking mode instead of just taking the initiative would make me lose attraction too.>And so much men don’t realize this.damn it's ogre lol
>>33982017What do hearts on her cheeks mean?
Women will be like "I like men who make me laugh" and then proceed to not go to the comedy club.
>>33981639Related question. If you were exploring sexual things to do, would you care if a guy showed you a porn video and asked you could do it? I'm not talking overproduced cringe porn, i mean like OF/Reddit amateur content.
>>33982026do you really think stand up is funny?
>>33982025throat goat
>>33982026laugh as in "makes me feel safe to relax and let down my guard and be silly goofy bantery together", not "acts like a whole circus and memorized lame jokes" moron
>>33982029Literally you.
>>33982030>not "acts like a whole circus and memorized lame jokes"shit there goes my shtick
GenderDoes your plug accept crypto, or are you still dealing with cash?
>>33982026I enjoy going to comedy clubs, but it has nothing to do with sexual attraction. It's just fun.
>>33982029I refuse to believe that of an innocent angel! Have mercy! I’m still loyal and in love.
>>33982028Yes. I think that's the general consensus. Like most people think that. You might disagree but then I'd be curious to hear how you think the business model of comedy clubs work if stand up isn't funny.
>>33982031idk if I should feel flattered by that >l'assassinreally makes one think
>>33982019>>33982020I have needs and I will want an orgasm whether or not he's doing the dishes. The only time I can imagine not wanting to be touched at all is if he's cheated on me or stolen my shit or done something so bad I'll be dumping him anyway.And if he does cook and take me out I still won't want to have sex with him if the sex is bad. No amount of simping outside the bedroom will make me want to have unenjoyable sex.
>>33982033M, I'm unc so cash only pls, idk how to bitcoincash is king, I don't trust electronic transactions
>>33982033just sexual favours usually
>>33982024In other words, women hate having to “mother” their husbands. As long as you can avoid that and make an effort to keep an Emotional/physical/fun connection, you’ll be good.
>>33982032my bad g>>33982035my bad g
>>33982042>make an effort to keep an Emotional/physical/fun connectionthat sounds too hard ngl
>>33982038True, but why date someone you don’t have sexual compatibility with , let alone someone bad at sex? Unless sexual skills can get worse over time…which is possible but it’s usually just laziness
>tfw 7pm here, not working tonight and just don't want to exist or do anythingShould I just go to bedOr someone recommend me a cool movie or something to check out
>>33981704Overall bliss. No unhappiness, stress, or fear.
State genderIf you were teleported to the stone age, would you be open to the idea of dating a neanderthal?
Hello everyone. Can you give me tips on how to get a girlfriend? I'm very lonely. Thanks
>>33982048>western european postermaybe /atoga/ isn't completely unsalvageable garbage after all...
>>33982019>Men need to realize that we don’t want to ask for you to help us.foids don't realize that the only reason we help you is because you're fucking slow and useless. also, your attitude is so fucking ugly, "need to realize" instead of just talking, lmao. get the rope.
>>33982046Both of my exes got lazy and pretty selfish in bed after the honeymoon phase. I don't believe it's uncommon since I whined about that shit nonstop on women's forums and most of them agreed that it's generally how things go.
>>33982056idk I feel like I'm responsible for a pretty high% of the garbage herealso currently annoyed cause my roommate has used doordash three times today and I know she's gonna be asking me for money at the end of the month again. I literally offered to go shopping and get whatever lol>>33982053depends what situation you're in but the main thing really is meeting and befriending people and see who you find yourself interested in/have some chemistry with (while not living like a complete slob, try to address any other issues you're having)are you in work/school or have any hobbies
>>33981815MThe fact of the matter is that a lot of men who claim to be expert drivers and advocate for moving their joystick back and forth are actually terrible drivers and would greatly benefit from paying attention to the road as well as keeping both hands on the wheel at all times.
>>33982017Awww pimple patches forever
>>33982052fsure, worth a try
>>33982056your new is showing friend
>>33982058I’m gonna get flamed for this, but I understand those men. Sex can be tiring. And I’m not very eager for lengthy foreplay or vagina slurping. I do it because I know they’re important for woman, but I don’t actively enjoy it unless I’m at a point of animalistic horniness. And 5 minutes of foreplay kills that anyways.
>>33981823i don't think people realize the mental anguish of being a virgin. they laugh and act like it's so funny, but for a virgin male, sometimes it's everything. i think younger virgins are easier to spot because they tend to be less relaxed and confident in anything. saying it doesn't matter is like telling a poor person that being rich doesn't matter.
>>33982060>not living like a complete slob
>>33982062my first though, lol history really does repeat itself
>>33982060NTA but>see who you find yourself interested inthat's bad advice.As a man, you liking someone doesn't mean shit if she doesn't like you back. The correct approach is to wait until you meet a woman who likes you regardless if you actually like her back or not, and over time force yourself into liking her.
HelloIs there a lipbalm-less way to fix chapped lips?
>>33982067Eh I'm nearly a 28yo virgin and I don't think it's really important or a big deal desuI think these people tend to have mental problems and "anguish" regardless, which contributes to them staying virgins lol
>>33982067I don’t care about being a virgin. I just know I’ll be bad at sexy and only experience can change that. No amount of autistically reading women approved sex books will prepare me for the real thing. I’ve had friends gossip about certain men being bad at sex and I don’t want to be one of those guys.
>>33982074cod liver oil capsules (internally)
>>33981876>Stoicism is an ancient Greek philosophy focused on living a virtuous life by focusing on what you can control—your own thoughts and actions—and accepting what you cannot.Most people think they are, but aren't, including me.
>>33982073>over time force yourself into liking herthis is a horrendous idea lol, tried this and it doesn't work...jelly or oil?or aloe vera or honey...
Would you date the Ghost of Kyiv?
>>33982075>I think these people tend to have mental problems and "anguish" regardless, which contributes to them staying virginsto a degree I think you are right, but I also think that not being able to find a mate can just make the issues even worse and cause people to take heightened measures in an effort to 'fix' themselves
>>33982065Well yeah, the animalistic horny jackhammering is the tiring and boring part for me. If sex is 100% boring shit and 0% pleasure for me I won't want to have it.I wouldn't be at all surprised with the inevitable bedroom death if I made my bf foreplay and slurp every night and then just went to bed without getting him off in return.
>>33981921I don't feel qualified enough to answer that.
>>33982080oops second part for this guy >>33982074
>>33982081I would have to meet him personally to answer this question
>>33982080it's better than wasting your emotional energy on someone who doesn't give a fuck about you.
Is it true that the average girl is inundated with dating options?
>>33982082>not being able to find a mate can just make the issues even worseyeah stuff like that can compound it if you have a neurotic temperament, but I think it still boils down to the wrong perspective/a negative mentality about stuff. if you are zen and at peace then you won't care either way if you're a virgin which is entirely a social construct anyway
>>33982081No I'm about 1/8 russian
Women owe me praise for doing all that boring but necessary shit that I didn't want to do today.
guys I want to play league, should I do it?
>>33982089maybe offensive options
>>33982087well you shouldn't date someone who doesn't give a fuck of you, better to stay single and keep taking shots until you find someone where there's genuine mutual attraction
>>33982078>>33982085Thank you chads
>>33982073This doesn’t work. Had a girl very attracted to me. Like, “asked our mutual friends to set us up” like me.They told me I’d be a retard to not date her. Had big but perky tits. tall. Medium plus sized Ass.We even went on a date and it went well.But I didn’t feel a thing. No butterflies, no instinctual want to “protect” and “caress” like I do for people I truly like. The relationship was boring (because of me mostly) and ended horribly, because I literally felt nothing for her. I’d have hooked up, sure, but she really fucking liked me, so I thought it was worth trying out a relationship. And it was a bad idea, no blame is on her, it’s all me.
>>33982089They're outundated if it's an activity like a walk or a fair
>>33982096So yes.
>>33982089in the sense that youre inundated with options to drive in any direction you want on the highway, sure
>>33982089Idk, I'm not average by several different metrics
>>33982052I'm currently studying engineering, so being transported to the paleolithic or older is my dream, as i'd basically bacome their deity since i'd be an apex predator from being able to make such cool tech (slings, bows, atlatl, and maybe some medieval weapons due to the knowledge of iron working). So no, it's all for the honor of the Lord, so they have something to believe in, viceful creatures will feel the Lord's wrath, be it a sapiens or a neanderthal...
>>33982094good boyalso, did you know that cleopatra lived closer to the creation of the iphone than the construction of the great pyramids?
>>33982105I did, yes.
>>33982101you also have a ton of offensive options, like all the fat prostitute single mothers with a black child, meth addiction and bacterial vaginosis
>>33982097>date someone who doesn't give a fuck of you>dateA woman who isn't interested in a man won't even look in his direction, let alone date him.
>>33982105A retard the other day argued with me that we couldn't build the pyramids today and I had to explain to him slowly that just because we don't know how they built them doesn't mean we don't know how to build them.
How do couples not get pregnant? Condoms suck, no one uses them. Birth control isn't 100% effective, and neither is the pull out method.Are ya'll just doing oral?
>>33982023May be. Who knows.
>everything men do is for pussyThere are so many people on the on self improvement train the past two decades it's unreal, and I'm not talking about gym because many of them don't even hit the gym but instead do other activities, I'm talking about making money, being social, doing activities, hobbies, just keeping busy in general and making their life as interesting as possible to attract pussy. They are doing all that for pussy, constantly chasing a better looking pussy, younger, fresher, etc. until eventually they find one they are satisfied with so they can fertilize it but even then many of them continue to chase pussy on the side. Some of these boomers are 70+ and still chase pussy, that's right many divorced boomers have girlfriends, just look at that tremendous Eastwood faggot who found a new pussy at 70 or 80 and married for the 6th time. Not to mention famous chads like Julio Iglesias who had thousands of pussies throughout his life.All that self-improvement, customs, social mores, hobbies, cultural events and other activities people do is to attract pussy so they can breed the next generation of goyim cattle and feel desired, loved and appreciated by their pussy and progeny.
>>33982107even better boy
Mfeeling pain makes me more at ease
>>33982111Literal mental retardation, awesome
>>33982089How do I know whether I'm average? I've only been approached twice in my life but one of the men was traditionally attractive.
>>33982095dont do it that game fucking sucksbut if youre a lonely girl you will have no end of toxic boys to give you attention, me included
>>33982112Just pull out man
>>33982112some bc methods are pretty reliable and on top of that, most couples don't have that much sex anyways
>>33982112>How do couples not get pregnant?Birth control methods are very safe, most of them are 99% safe when used correctly. Meaning, less than 1/100 couples get pregnant each year while on them.
>>33982052Wouldn't it be like dating a really strong retard? Idk, maybe I'd have to for survival, but wouldn't be thrilled
>>33982118What do your social media dms look like
>>33982112The pull-out method has proved itself more reliable to me than using condoms.
>>33982111love that for him, where did he get his lobotomy?
>>33982060I think my issue is I'm insecure as hell so even if I'm talking with someone, I just act goofy as hell and it never goes anywhere>are you in work/schoolI work remote and at night so we're kinda cooked in this department>any hobbiesThe dread of going to work haunts me so I just tend to doomscroll all dayy
>>33982121Pretty sure happy couples fuck pretty often. Might be projecting buddy.
>>33982052I don't know how that would be different from dating a man
>>33982114You talk as if women weren't exactly the same as men but with Chad's cock instead of pussy.
>>33982119I just need something to do I am bored
>>33982091again I agree with most of what you say, but I don't agree that being a virgin is just some kind of social construct in the way that you do. losing virginity and reproduction is an instinctual mechanism that gives us the means of survival for our species. To cast that aside is abnormal, and I think its why people (especially as they get older) tend to become more unhinged if they are involuntarily celibate. I think there is some sort of innate sense our body gets when we realize that our dna may not get passed down, and we do whatever we can to ensure that.
>>33982076i would focus on foreplay and getting her off. if she feels good, it can mask your inexperience. Otherwise just lie and say it's been a while.
>>33982128sure, yeahso how many of these happy people do you know irl?
>>33982123Neanderthals were actually pretty smart, tho.The whole "dumb caveman" thing is a modern media creation.
>>33982098yw>>33982095ye
>>33982132the game is not as good as it used to be + there are many other games to play if you are truly bored. What kind of stuff do you enjoy, games or otherwise? I'll give you a better recommendation
>>33981940I would do it mainly because I’m autistic
>>33982115hehe
>>33982127I'm the same, but at the end of the day you don't need to entertain people or be the clown to be liked, the right people will like you regardless
>>33982125IUD + pull-out seems pretty foolproof
>>33982112Birth control and pulling out. Everyone I know has moved from condoms to birth control/pulling out once they started dating. Birth control has a bad rap because of the side effects though.
>>33982139Are you saying that Grok would treat me well?... I might consider it then
>>33982124I haven't put my face on social media other than Tinder which I uninstalled after a week because no one on there was sane
>>33982141I was playing deadlock but I got bored and before that I was playing vampire survivors like
>>33982127Most dudes lacking success aren't incels. They're capable of attracting girls and having sex, they probably already have had girls into them even if they didn't know it. It's the intimacy part that's the problem.
>>33982134I suppose it's a bit of a chicken and egg situation, maybe you're right. I feel like I'm just getting more unhinged over the years regardless, which probably doesn't help with the losing virginity thing
Libs have completely thrown their toys out the pram
>>33982152He would be short, tho (the tallest neanderthal skeleton ever found was 1.77m, 5'9")
>>33982131Why would I improve myself for Chad's cock? I've never desired it and I've been told there are 0 prerequisites for having it.
>>33982148I’m not gonna pull out if she has an IUD
Red flag: They hate the opposite sexGreen flag: They don't
>>33982160That's cool. Where was it found?I wonder if it's like today, where each country has different standard heights...
>>33982161And yet you would rather die alone than date a short guy.Curious, isn't it?
>>33982163>Red flag: They hate the opposite sexAll women hate men
>>33982163MTrue
>>33982164>Where was it found?Amud Cave, Israel
>>33982165I'm a volcel, yes, but I don't know what that has got to do with male height or Chad cock.
>>33982168Had no idea the neanderthal got even there, desu
>>33982170are you a virgin?
>>33982147Too true. Idk, I realize that but habits are hard to break ig>>33982155Just to be clear though, not an incel, I've just been alone for a very veryyy long time (11 years now)
I don't know which men need to hear this but women's "requirements" are like all the bullshit in a job posting. You can just apply and see what happens, nobody actually has all the bullshit they ask for but they're still gonna take someone.
>>33982173No, I'm not some propaganda victim. I'm against dating because I tried it and concluded that I hated it.
>>33982154Okay I think you stumped me, deadlock is pretty different compared to most other games and I never got too into VS. If you look shooty games, BF6 has been fun and I've heard Arc Raiders isn't too bad. Where Winds Meet was like a 100gb download for me but I really have been enjoying it thus far too.If I'm being honest it's not too bad to casually play league, the arena and aram mayhem modes are pretty fun. I just have a bias against the game despite playing it most days
I don't have strong requirements for my girlfriend, just don't be an NPC and be at least somewhat pretty. By not an NPC, I mean someone at least mid-famous, like an athlete, streamer, artist, whatever.
PeopleHave you ever had tonsil stones?I try to look inside my mouth sometimes, but haven't seen anything...How do you know if they're in there?
>>33982182>I mean someone at least mid-famousThis is one of the highest requirement I've ever heard someone have
>>33982180Oh so your voluntary celibacy is just some gay larp. You took dicks and now have decided not to for a while. So modest...
>>33982175And just like a job, the tall guy with good connections takes the slot instead of the guy who's actually qualified for it :)
>>33982174>habits are hard to break igthey are but it's a gradual process and you can practise to unlearn themit was a counsellor who first told me this anyway, that I don't need to entertain my friends etc. and be the clown to be appreciated>been alone for a very veryyy long time (11 years now)well if you've dated before I'm sure you can do it again, ygmi>>33982175I mean you should take a hint when someone's just not interested, but yeah sometimes you gotta take abstract requirements with a pinch of salte.g. once I overheard a girl taller than me telling a friend she preferred taller guys, but then she ended up asking me to sleep over with her anyway kek
>>33982181I just need to find something fun to do and abuse it for like a day or two. I might check out new league items and think of something
>>33982170I just want to make it clear I'm the guy you were originally talking to, I'm not >>33982173>>33982187
>>33981964I wish women like this existed.
>>33982194They're real, but the demand for women is so high that they're still out of reach for the average man
>>33982185The cut my tonsils out when I was 2.It was the rage at the time. Doctors said good because then they don't get inflamed
>>33982192Fair enough, have fun!
>>33982182>i don't have strong requirements>just be internationally famousMen are nuts
>>33982190Thank you. I wish I could see a counselor or a mental health professional for my issues but I'm too broke for one but yeah, thanks again!
>>33982196To be honest I'm not even sure what do the tonsils do... Having less risk of inflammation sounds good tho.I was asking cause I heard tonsils stones can cause bad breathSo I wanted to check if there were any
>>33982203>too broke for onestory of my life but yeah, I hope you can find some support and peace <3there are some places and therapists that do stuff on a sliding scale (though depends where you live ig)granted it was many years ago but I used to see a lady at the YMCA for like £10 an hour. and saw an addiction counsellor for free on the state
>>33982200he's mocking women retard
>>33982208Not even the most inflated ego stacy has demanded an attractive celeb for a bf
I love wamen.
>>33982208Sure anon lmao
>>33982210is that some sort of pastry?
>>33982205Idk either but my friend is an ER doc and he is strongly against having them removed because if the kid opens the wound it is about impossible to put pressure on it and stop bleeding
>>33982209you live in an alternate dimension
>>33982099> Had big but perky tits. tall. Medium plus sized AssOh so you only went out with her because of her tits and ass?
>>33982209>Not even the most inflated ego stacy has demanded an attractive celeb for a bf
Everything that actually works at attracting some women also pisses off some other women so if you listen to all the "don't do this" women you end up an incel.
>>33982219well yeah, that's why you shouldn't take rejection to heart or expect ppl to be a hivemind
>>33982212No, but they can be sweet or flaky.
>>33982220Not what I meant, all this stupid shit is said to young boys in their formative years before they've even reached puberty so by the time their hormones kick in they're already incels
>>33982222Keked and checked
>>33982220This. Most men would instantly be more successful if they weren’t scared of rejection. The normie who approaches 100 women and gets rejected by 75, but gets the number of 25, will do better than the guy with 0 approaches wishing for the perfect opportunity where they know they won’t get rejected.
>>33982219M here>be lean>have some muscle>have enough money to have fun with her>have a nice hair style (it doesn't even matter which one, it just needs to look nice)>being tall does help, but you can use height boosters if you aren't>smell niceSimple as.
>>33982214This is scary to think about...
>>33982222literally me
>>33982225>The normie who approaches 100 women and gets rejected by 75, but gets the number of 25, will do better than the guy with 0 approaches wishing for the perfect opportunity where they know they won’t get rejected.pretty much, tis a numbers game ultimately
>>33982225>The normie who approaches 100 women and gets rejected by 75, but gets the number of 25More like rejected by 99 and the 1 he got is a obese single mother
>>33982228And I love you for it.The sweet part, at least. I can tolerate a little flakiness.
>>33982219>you end up an incelIf you listen to women, their advice is worth nothing. You must listen to fellow MEN. Just find a fuckboy friend and let him teach you the ropes.
GenderIf money wasn't a problem, would you get plastic surgery?What would you "fix"?
Anyone else here completely intact?>No tonsillectomy >No appendectomy>No circumcision>Still have all my adult teeth.
>>33982236FYea
I'm having intrusive thoughts. I tried distracting myself, but it just isn’t working.I've actually been doing pretty well lately, which is good, but right now I don’t know how to cope.I'm a tourist, by the way. I wasn't sure whether to post this here, in the GIOYC thread, or make a new one, but you all seem pretty chill, so I'm choosing you.
>>33982235MFuck no. Plastic surgery usually makes people look really fucking weird.
>>33982236fyeah, never even had a cavity or had to go to the hospital
>>33982225And like...getting rejected means fuck all. A fair bit ago I was snuggling with a girl and asked if she wanted to kiss and she said no and then we kept snuggling and nothing happened. It was fine.I mean shit, last Friday I went through what a lot of people here would consider nightmare tier and it was fine. I was fucked up at the club and asked my old friend if she wanted to kiss and she just laughed and said no. And then we continued on like nothing happened. Now that is deeply embarrassing and makes me feel weird as fuck but that's not because she rejected me. The rejection doesn't mean anything at all. (fr tho I've been making pic rel face every so often whenever I remember it for the past few days, half the point of this post is just to get this off my chest, thanks for reading)
>>33982236M, 26I'm missing my wisdom teeth, foreskin, and gallbladder.
>>33982236MNope. I was circumcised.My dad apologized for doing that to me a couple of years ago, almost on the verge of tears.
>>33982235F. No.>>33982236Nah. As a kid I got tonsillitis so often that after they removed my OG tonsils I got it to my tongue tonsils and had to stay at the hospital for a week.
>>33982233I appreciate that :)
>>33982236Everything except for circumcision
How do I date a man? Do I wait for him to set up a date if I already told him I’m interested?
>>33982238what intrusive thoughts?
>>33982242I think fear of rejection came from fearmongering about woman not enjoying approaching. Combine this with worse social skills due to technology and isolation and it gets even worse.
>>33982249Has he given you any signs that he's into you?
>>33982235M>chin fat removal>orthognatic surgery (tho I don't think I'm brave enough for it)>nose reshaping surgery>gynecomastia removal if my breasts turn out to not be just fat (I'm currently losing weight, so I'll find out soon)>cheek fat removalI'm actually planning to have all of these in the future
>>33982251Well, it's true that women don't often like being approached in the West (usually because of bad experiences after turning down a guy). But there's a shitload of ways to ask a girl out without cold approaching her first.Agreed about the social skills thing though. I only learned how to ask out and how to get rejected by watching other people do it. (You do need to learn how to get rejected -- it's like learning how to fall properly in skateboarding)
>>33982235fno, I feel like no matter what, it always looks off and uncanny, even the most skillful ones
>>33982235MYesMy gender
>>33982112>Condoms suckAnyone who says this is retarded
>>33982247yw :)
>>33982261>your personal preference is wrongok
>>33982235No but I'd hop on ozempic, testosterone, and maybe hgh
>>33982255most of these can be fixes by just not being fat
>>33982235MMy face isn't symmetrical, and not in a tolerable ryan gosling way, in a "wtf happened to him" way
>>33982235MI already got a few and will do more, and I hate women so fucking much.
>>33982261You are F
>>33982253He swiped right on me and has been texting me
>>33982250About a person. It hurts me to know they aren’t doing well. But it also feels like they don’t want me in their life, so I have to keep my distance. My instinct is to reach out, but then I’ll just feel nothing but indifference from them.
>>33982268lol
>>33982235MChinHeck I think I'd totally date myself. Imagine if I didn't have a weak ass chin. I'd probably start making out with the mirror or something
oh no, I've accidentally ordered a bunch of zinc-carbon batteries men did this to me
>>33982276sorry
>>33982268holy shit the ihatewomenposter lore is hilarious
>>33982235M, not to sound conceited but I think my features are fine and it wouldn't be an improvement (vs. just fitness and healthy living)If they could do plastic surgery to fix my brain though that would be great>>33982236Had my appendix removed... besides that though yeah>>33982238Hey anon, what's on your mind>>33982242Agreed none of this shit matters in practice kekOnce I hit on a MILF at the club not realising she was with her husband lmao. But we still had a laugh and she danced with me a bit>>33982276>zinc-carbon batteriesYo what do these doDon't eat them
>>33982266chin and cheek fat have different metabolism than regular fat - they are the last to go away and the first to come back. If you ever get fat enough to have puffy cheeks, its pretty much over. I'm not even fat nowadays (153lbs at 5'8") and I still have puffy cheeks.and gynecomastia isn't fat.
>>33982272what would you hope to achieve by reaching out? how clear have they made it that they don't want to be contacted? how do you know they aren't doing well?
>>33982277I forgive you >>33982279>Yo what do these dobe inferior to alkaline batteries
I can't tell if I have severe anterior pelvic tilt or if my ass is just really big
>>33982285>be inferior to alkaline batteriesI mean as long as they workhope they don't explode tho
>>33982276My only battery related reaction img
>>33982286
>>33982280never stop the cope final bossit might be the last to go but if there is no excess fat left, it won't be there anymore either and most guys that think they have gyno are just fatif it's really gyno then losing the weight will likely help with that too since your hormones will be more balanced at a healthy weight anyways, you're already on it, so no point in ranting
I mentioned that my sister had small boobs and now she's mad at me. I didn't know that was a real thing women were insecure about. What do?
>>33982290I'm a guy
>>33982287they can work but mainly in low power devices like calculators or so, but I wanted them for other things, like flash lights and a polystyrene cutter, which require solid performance unfortunate
>>33982290>the perfect female body>isn't just a lean and tall scandinavian woman
>>33982288I give it a thumbs up for effort
>>33982297Who needs a powered cutter for styrofoam lol
>>33982281Dunno, be there for them, maybe just be a distraction. I only know because we texted yesterday, but then they stopped answering. So it’s more of an assumption than anything. Still, it feels like it goes against my principles to reach out to someone who starts a conversation and then doesn’t follow through.
>>33982302uhm, me? you cut it with the generated heat in the wire for clean and precise cuts ykno
>>33982297interesting, you sound very crafty... til>>33982304what are you building lol
>>33982291>it might be the last to go but if there is no excess fat leftNo, it takes "bodybuilder 5% bodyfat" level for it to go away. Ain't no way in hell I'm maintaining that.
>>33982303wdym follow through?
Face Reveal!!!
>randomly decide to drink with my friends in a city 2 hours away>step outside for a minute>some woman asks me where we plan on going next>tell her some random bar>"damn you guys are cheap. how about we go drink at our place"WWYDP.S. we went home cause the buses might stop running
>>33982310
>>33982307That they messaged first, but then stopped replying
>>33982311>friends>woman>barI hate normalfags
>>33982311>you guys are cheap>proposes even cheaper optionshe was down to f and you guys are idiots, unless she wasn't of your taste, but still
>>33982290I love R. Crumb, even if he has completely different tastes in women as me.I relate to him very heavily on most other things.
Face reveal guys!!!!! Face reval. Your turn!!!
>>33982318You can totally go the bar with your friends without being a normalfag>>33982319I was worried where we were going to stay if she kicked us out after drinking. I was unemployed back then kek
>>33982322Here’s me be nice pls
Okay, goodbye everyone. This time for sure, I will drop all distractions and achieve all the results I want without cheap dopamine and self-loathing. Hopefully, I will never return. Remember, with dedication and discipline, you can achieve everything.
>>33982302Dudes who make dioramas and wargame terrain
>>33982305>building not entirely sure yet but I've seen some styrofoam art and it made me want to try it out, it looks very satisfying https://youtube.com/shorts/YkbHHC_Wk1M
>>33982324>with your friends without being a normalfagICANT
Today is face reveal day.
>>33982317so you're playing ego games with someone that's already having a hard time?
>>33982335>anon really thinks he’s Him
>>33982337Am I? ;_;How so?
>>33982338I (we) am one with everything.
>>33982327see you later, alligator >>33982335
>>33982339you're making this about keeping score when they're probably already struggling to interact at all, but maybe I'm projecting, not like I know the whole lore of the situation
>>33982340Neophyte trap.
i saw this huge bird alone in a tree im just like him he’s literally me fr fr ;__;
>>33982322This is me btw
>>33982347sad boi hours
i saw a porn video of a guy with a foot-long dick im just like him he’s literally me fr fr ;__;
Why do women over-sexualize horror characters?
Where do I meet clingy gf that wants marriage and kids
I think my friends don’t think I would make a good mom
>>33982352>damn this guy is scary and dangerous >what if I used my feminine charms to make sure he's on my side and uses that in my favor to scare and hurt those that want to harm me whilst protecting me and keeping me safe and soundis that really so difficult to understand anon? if you were a pregnant woman with a toddler on your hips, would you rather your husband is big and scary and makes the enemy crap their pants when your village gets raided or nah?
>>33982355Why is that?
>>33982352its like how men look at BPDemons and say "i can fix her"
this is me btw (if you even care)
Women often talk about what male fetishes grosses them out so I want to ask the reverse, what's a fetish that is hot for a man to have?
>>33982342Shit, what gives you "keeping score" vibes? I’m not doing it consciously, but I guess it’s possible. I mean, I do know they interact with other people.
>>33982358I was going to say that's a made up thing but so are horror characters I guess
>>33982356You do realize I've even seen the children of the corn get sexualized how the hell is that okay? Find other shit to fetishize you pedophile.
>>33982321It's funny when you watch the Terry Zwigoff documentary and realize he's the normal one in his family.
>>33982359large-ass nigga
>>33982360findom
>>33982358BPD is legitimate so that's so much worse.
>>33982364idk what that is and there's always some cringe lords that take shit too far and should be mercy killed>Find other shit to fetishize you pedophile.rich, coming from you
>>33982368kys
>>33982372Why are you giving the schizophrenic attention?
>>33982350wait nvm he has two babies UGH NVM ABORT LITERALLY ME OPERATION
>>33982357We were talking about kids and they talked about what each of them would be like as parents but not me
>>33982334I'll be your friend and we can go to the bar together
>>33982361>keeping score vibes you saying things like how they are "not following through" or how it's "against your principles" basically, you sound like you feel disrespected by their lack of being more grateful for you offering support when they're feeling down, which feels a bit arrogant since it sounds like you think you know what's best for them, but if talking to you actually helped them rn, they would seek out contact and they aren'tso yeah, it feels a bit - tenseespecially in the light that they seek out others
What's the lamest job someone could have?
>>33982375aw shit, breedmogged again
>>33982380OnlyFans
>>33982374got nothing better to do
>>33982376Hmm. If you've expressed sadness about not being a mother yet in front of them, maybe they just didn't want to bring that back to the surface?I doubt they really meant to passively aggressively tell you that you aren't mom material.
>>33982367careful, you might get trampled
>>33982380US military recruiter
>>33982380Politician
>>33982382This guy I know has a cosplayer gf and she kinda has a softcore onlyfans. I envy him
>>33982373teeehee
>>33982379Yeah, it's alright. It makes sense. It's one of the reasons I'm trying to distance myself from this person and the whole situation.
women today:>no marriage>no kids>hate men>just wanna work a capitalist wage slave job and be a hedonist foreverdon't need you bitches anyway, I'll be lifting in my basement and reading about German Idealism
>>33982389Forgot to add but she buys him stuff too. Iphone, ps5 that kinda stuff
>>33982269M actually faggot.
>>33982380Working at a church ministry, and I'm saying that as a christian
>>33982261I don't want to fuck a trash bag, anon.
>>33982392sounds like a good idea, I hope you find something else to keep you occupied
>>33982393Besides the hating men part that sounds ideal in a gf to me desu
How many times have you lied while answering questions?
>>33982384I don’t think I have Idk I didn’t press it
>>33982236I still have my appendix :)
State gender. How willing are you to be a wage slave? I’ve seen guys say they work 12 hour work days to support their family and sure, I respect them, but it makes me want to puke. There are also some industries where wage spacing is inevitable. My industry, public accounting, pretty much guarantees some level of long hours droning. But most people leave after 2-3 years .
>>33982393oge
>>33982402Every other post, about.
>>33982249Couldn't you just ask him?
>>33982352Because hot and scary both make my heart race.
>>33982402never, the truth is so much more entertaining than anything I could come up with
>>33982403Are you the quietest of the bunch?
>>33982389>tfw no baddie cosplayer gf>>33982395Bro has it made>>33982402Idk about tree fiddy >>33982405Not exactly chomping at the bit, I just don't have a choice... (particularly as someone uneducated lacking marketable skills)Do I want to go to work tomorrow night even though I have the flu? Hell no, but I need the cash lol
>>33982400I haven't... But thanks for hearing me out. It helped, even if just a little.
>>33982402I don't lie, I strategically alter or omit certain details to make myself less recognisable
>>33982418>alter or omit certain detailsyou mean lie?
>>33982368What are the specifics of financial domination?
>>33982405My boss suggested I apply for another role because the salary would be like 10 - 15 k more but I didn't because the whole team works 9-10 hr days and Id have to manage ppl
>>33982415Yea but I chat with them
>>33982352Because they didn't get the love from their father, so they use it as a way to deal with it. The same reason why they call people daddy.
>>33982420I exist, you give me moneys to exist more enjoyably
>>33982360Me. I must be his fetish.
>>33982420Sometimes you can build a third command center in your natural and float it over to take a 3rd while the opponent is still on 2 base
>>33982423I bet that's all it is. They all piped up about themselves, and the topic at hand just happened to pass before it landed on you. bud.
I refuse to believe there are women in this general. Unless you send feet pics
>>33982432that'll be 500 bucks
Anyone else break out in red spots on their upper chest and face when they get too horny while jacking off?
>>33982436No. ._.
>>33982436that sounds not so good anon
>>33982411For me it’s Jason X
>>33982435whore.
>>33982436No way this is real. Can you send a photo?
>>33982432Women don't use the Internet.
>>33982442Nta but I'd respect her less if she did it for free
>>33982426Women are fake communists
How to be unattractive to women without being less professional, less presentable and less participatory in society?
Who's the most stable person in atoga?Follow up is who'd be the most unstable?
>2000-2010>Women online are all men>2010-2020>Women online are all bots>2020-present>Women online are all men (indians)Nature is healing
>>33982448Easy, get rid of all your money and go into debt.OrTell her your hobby is vidya
>>33982442gasp, I will never recover from your disapproval
>>33982448Be short
>>33982456That counts as being less presentable
>>33982447why would I want to be a real one? >>33982448just bee urself
>>33982458>What's 2+2? And no, don't say 4, give me a real answer.
>>33982455nothing to recover
>>33982451>Who's the most stable person in atoga?I have no idea>Follow up is who'd be the most unstable?qt
>>33982452Will they eventually all become desi moidbots? I guess you wouldn't have to worry about them attempting to shower and rusting...
>>33982378Leeeeets go
>>33982451>le epic namedropzMost stable probably like Stardew, Oxford, Korrasami or one the femanons who seems pretty normal and well-adjusted by 4chan standards (even if they're a bit autistic)I think myself, ENTJ and kittenposter are pretty good contenders for most unstable (been sober today though so not really crashed out)
>>33982468>lesbo orgy sluts are stableare you fr?
>>33982459>why would I want to be a real one?many women/feminists are always yapping about communism/socialism, but they don't actually want that. I don't think they would even like equality. True equality would mean treating everyone equally. Men would have zero problem adapting, but women would be upset. Women being treated the same as men would enrage them. They'd lose all the positives of being a woman.
>>33982451I'm still pretty new but would also vouch for Korrasami for most stable. Maybe the "my husband" poster, too.Most unstable appears to be ENTJ or qt.
>>33982443This isn't me I'm a guy, but it's apparently pretty common.
>>33982475you seem a bit dumb, no offense
>>33982478Itchy patches from being horny seem strange. I thought you were referring to cheek flushing or just being hot headed which is normal.
>>33982476>Maybe the "my husband" poster, tooI'm sure there are multiple but could be Oxford>>33982473Degeneracy != instability kekMy measure of instability at least is frequency of crashing out and ability to maintain functionality in everyday life
>>33982454Former is harder as I need money to sustain myself but in conversation I'll try to play up my vidya to the exclusion of my other hobbies. >>33982456If I could get shorter without physically disabling myself I would consider it. >>33982459I bee me and women are still being annoying. I need to develop an alternate face that deters them without too much of an impact on the good and needed facets of my life.
>>33982448Why are you gae?
>>33982482They're not itchy, it's just a blotchy redness.
Solve this argument for me please. My girlfriends is one of those “go big or go home” girls. Every Thanksgiving she tried to cook up a storm even though it’s only 6 of us every time. She cooks a bunch of shit that she stresses about.I told her, “no one asked you to make all those dishes. I appreciate it , but it’d be better if you cut it down”. Now she’s losing her mind. If you don’t enjoy the stress , then doing put it on yourself. Most of us would be happy with a couple dishes, but she decides to overwork herself despite us saying it’s not necessary. I don’t know what the fuck to do. She does this with parties too. What should I say as an apology while getting my point across?
>>33982468Putting korrashitter as stable when she went for months saying she was leaving and baiting for attention only to come crawling back is hilarious
Men are modest, humble creatures constantly being preyed upon by perverted women.
>>33982483>Degeneracy != instability kekI've never seen a stable lesbo IRL. I think you're just simping a bit. I even fought a few of them and got fired from Burger King afterward.
What's a good kissWhat's a bad kissHow do you get good at kissingWhat's good sexWhat's bad sexHow do you get good at sex
>>33982488apology for what? she bases her sense of self on mogging, and cooking up a storm of perfection is a popular way for women to showcase their superiority basically, she just wants to rub it in everyone's face how perfect she is and no amount of you telling her it's not necessary is going to do anything because she's not doing this for you or anyone else but for herself
>>33982493M>What's a good kissOne with a woman I love>What's a bad kissOne with a woman with poor dental hygiene>How do you get good at kissingPractice>What's good sexSex with a woman I love>What's bad sexLoveless sex>How do you get good at sexActive listening and not being selfish
>>33982492>fought a few of them and got fired from Burger KingLmao RIPMaybe you're also a contender for most unstable...Eh most lezzers I've met IRL are chill>>33982488I think it's best to just let her do her thing even if it stresses her out, clearly it's important to her. I would just apologise for trying to interfere, offer to help, maybe get her something for the kitchen to help or just focus on entertaining the guests on the day while she's cookingIdk this is my male POV so could be wrong>>33982489>You're here forever...>>33982493>How do you get good at kissingUnironically just practice and being attentive without being too self-conscious It's one of those things that's daunting but eventually comes naturally in the heat of the momentSimilar story with sexo, just communicate and be considerate yet passionate
I swear people are out to get me. Honestly fuck this I’m sick of trying to be the best at work because there’s always someone who’s trying to steal my thunder, take credit for my work, always some new guy that’s going to replace me but oh surprise surprise, they didn’t learn shit in their online masters program and they’re not as smart as everyone thought they’d be. Fucking assholes. I hate everyone. I hate every human being on planet earth. My mother was the only good person here and now she’s gone too
>>33982493>What's a good kissan enthusiastic one>What's a bad kissa performative one>How do you get good at kissingget totally lost in it because you're enjoying yourself so much >What's good sexenthusiastic and vulnerable >What's bad sexperformative and anxious >How do you get good at sexonly fuck people you actually feel like fucking and get over your neurotic self
>>33982430Okay bud I believe you
Men/women. Would you date someone who’s promiscuous enough that they’re actively talked about in your industry /social circle as “easy” or a “great lay”.
>>33982507fpass
>>33982507MProbably not.
>>33982507M>Would you date someoneNo.
Maybe I shouldn't be so honest
>>33982507MYes if they're like my ideal girl in every other way
>>33982504I'm sorry about your motherMaybe your workplace is a toxic environment, sounds like a lot of things aren't your fault, try not to let the assholes get to you>>33982496Or maybe she just feels that's her way of showing her appreciation to everyone and feeling like she's being useful and a good host. Which might stem from a place of insecurity sure but I don't think that makes her conceited
>>33982507MI'm a manwhore myself, but no. The amount of jokes about used holes I would hear because of it just wouldn't be worth it.
How do male losers manage to get laid?
>>33982513What's this app?
>>33982507Yeah sure, idc if she's a nice personMost girls who show interest in me tend to be the slutty type kek>>33982513I don't see anything wrong with this, seems pretty normal to me
>>33982506Good :)You hang out with them often enough that I think you'd know for certain if they're ever throwing shade at you
>>33982507No that's disgusting. I'm a christian virgin waiting for marriage.
>>33982516if it was about appreciation she's find a less stressful way of showing that, especially with you insisting that all this isn't necessary but alas, she insists on the spectacle
>>33982520Female losers also exist, and they also want to get laid.
>>33982513>short>liberal>smokes and drinksit's over
>>33982522>Most girls who show interest in me tend to be the slutty type kek>Most girls tend to be the slutty type kekFTFY
>>33982507M>Would you date someone who’s promiscuousNo, rest of the sentence is irrelevant.
>>33982521Bumble>>33982522Thank you
>>33982521Nta but pretty sure it's Bumble >>33982520Through persistent effort, charm, or luck...>>33982525>she's find a less stressful way of showing that(Not OP btw) Maybe that's the only way she feels like she can, or just due to tradition and whatnot she feels a kind of obligation to do itEither way it's clearly important to her so I think OP could just be supportive and help with other Thanksgiving stuff where possible to ease the burden a bit
If I take a religion, will I get a cute young virgin wife as a bonus? Which religion should I take?
>>33982513putting liberal or conservative on a dating profile is so fucking funny
>>33982534Hinduism sir
>>33982533>Maybe that's the only way she feels like she can, or just due to tradition and whatnot she feels a kind of obligation to do itsure, but if she holds on to her neuroticism, she'll not go farif it actually was just about a nice day she could do what every sane person does and ask everyone to bring something but no, she has to play the perfect housewife honestly, she's doing it to herself and I don't think OP should have to suffer for it
>>33982531Wait did you say you were a man.....>>33982529Lmao but nah. I think I just tend to attract a certain type overall. Idk why>>33982534Go monkmode and repent for thy lust of the flesh
>>33982531oh this is satire
>>33982534No you won't, all modern religions are cucked and longhoused.
>>33982537It's just like one day dude. Sure she might be a bit snappy or stressy or whatever but I'm sure OP can handle it. And (idk how Thanksgiving works lmao) I'm sure once the food is done she can relax and enjoy the rest of the time with everyone.Idk this is just my personal opinion. Clearly it's important to her so OP shouldn't interfere or tell her what to do
>>33982479Not dumb, just aware. There's a reason why everyone focuses on male flaws and what men need to do and not women. I find it hilarious that anyone thinks men are weak. Flawed sure, weak, fuck no. Try asserting that women are flawed and need to work on themselves. You won't leave that discussion without being called an incel virgin misogynist. Sounds like women are pretty fragile. They'd be raging if they had all the expectations thrown at men by society. Women seem to be confused that men grind themselves down trying to follow what is expected of them and what people tell them to do.With the advice women give, it's a laundry list of things to do. Some are ridiculous and just not possible to do all of them. Zero regard for socioeconomic factors then lmao. But even women themselves will essentially all but directly say that what they say shouldn't be taken seriously. At some point, it's like who the fuck are you? What are you? Why keep repeating lies and bullshit like that over and over again. Women expect men to understand they're sometimes irrational, but it's just crazy that they can't change and we just have to know that. I wish i could talk to some other intelligent species and ask if their women are crazy like that too. I wonder if animals have an animal version. It's such an odd dynamic.Knowing that if you 100% listen to women, they'll eventually get upset with you and hate you, but if you don't, they will be upset, try to get you to cave, then be okay and love that you didn't. It's so strange.
>>33982526I know but I am a male loser and wanted to know how to replicate that success.>>33982533>Through persistent effort, charm, or luck...I barely try anymore after years of barely getting any matches.
>>33982540Ya>>33982541Kind of? The short, liberal male though? That part is pretty much true
>>33982534Likely. When I used to go to church, it was easy to be social and community oriented. A hot girl liked me but I left the church before anything happened.Now I’m isolated and haven’t had a date in years.You need some way to fill in the social/community aspect outside of religion. Go to parties. Hobby groups.
>>33982546>I barely try anymoreWelp, that probably isn't helping
>>33982523Maybe they were throwing shade
>>33982546>matchesWell a lot of dudes have better luck IRL so you might want to try other avenues in person. Doesn't mean you're a loser just because you don't have luck on dating apps. I know it sounds clichéd but if you don't give up you'll prolly eventually meet someone
MenMy bf moved out of his parents house to live with me. I own my townhouse. He pays a lot of the bills. He recently asked if we could combine finances to maybe get cheaper rates on certain bills. I told him not until marriage. Why do that, then he won't have any reason to marry me? I can't give everything as a gf. He accepted. Was I fair?
>>33982553I think that's totally fairAnd desu even after marriage I would be careful about combining finances. Maybe just enough for the bills discount and whatnot. I wouldn't give him access to all your money
>>33982513Wow, there are people shorter than me (175cm). I thought I was the shortest.
>>33982547the shortness is causing the liberalism, get height surgery
My girlfriend stopped wanting to do oral months ago, and sex hasn’t been interesting to me since. She still gets stuff out of it, at least.
>>33982558Nta but I'm barely 170cm, we out here
>>33982550Anon >:|Probably not.
>>33982558>>33982562>>33982547HOW'S THE WEATHER DOWN THERE SISSY FAGS? HUH? HOW'S IT FEEL HAVING TO SMELL MY FARTS?>t. 191cm
>>33982558It's so joever>>33982559Might as well get gender reassignment surgery at this point
>>33982545you truly have not a single clue what you're talking about it's kinda cute, I know in your head you think you're some kind of genius that sees things how they truly are and everyone else is nothing but blind idiots little do you know that your whole world view is distorted through your victim complex lensgood luck with that
>>33982565Get your head out of the clouds Mr. Giraffe, imma trip you up if you fart again
As a 31yo I love my 19yo. I love her joie of vivre, her innocence and enthusiasm about life, I love the re-enchantment with the world I feel surrounded by her, her lack jadedness and bitterness so common among older women
>>33982553>>33982555What fucking bill am I getting overcharged on?!? I swear if this is true that water company is gonna get an earfull
I want to be really rough with a girl during sex and degrade her but I don't want to hurt her or make her feel bad.
>>33982570But most of all, I love that she’s a teenager. I’m trans btw
>>33982570she'll get there soon enough
>>33982534Maybe I should join a cultAt least they'll tell me it's not my faultThat the world's a fucking circusThat my life feels fucking worthless
>>33982571>He pays the incel taxOh no no no no no
>>33982572I have mommy issues, so I’ve been cursed with a kink to degrade women. I’ve been in past ones where they were into it, but my current gf of 4 years is very much against any dominant dynamic. I always feel like something is missing in my sex life because of it.
>>33982507M. Date, fuck no. Hook up, possibly.
>>33982579Just cheat on her at this point. You deserve this king.
>>33982579>go up to people dying of thirst in the desert.>tell them how your water is missing something because it isn't sparkling water
Muscular, /fit/, exercise anons. How fit or exercise oriented do you expect your partner to be? What about long term? Are you cool with them eventually getting chubby or dropping the gym? And if you aren’t, how will you prevent it if you see the signs?HAPPY THANKSGIVING
Gym is useless. I bought a membership 6 months ago, never went, and got no results.
>>33982571Lmao idkThankfully we don't get billed by the water company lool
I'm horny!
>>33982585Same frequency as meIf she quits trying thay's fine as long as she knows I will quit my high stress job and work at mconalds
>>33982585Not really fit anymore, though used to be and people have asked me if I work out (my job is pretty active). I honestly don't care and like chubby girls, I've had chubby exes and was still into them
>>33982563Lol
>>33982589Its too late I already called them and cursed them out and said to just shut it off.Anyway could you go ask your bf what he means?
>>33982585I'd expect them to probably be less than me. I'm more active than the average American. There are very active girls, but i just doubt i would land one. It's possible, anything is possible, but it's unlikely. I'm a 30 year old male. The odds of me landing a fitness girl, a current D1 athlete, a former D1 athlete who stayed in shape, a professional athlete, or an olympian are extremely low. Even if i was younger, the odds would still be low.
Today I only broke one promise, which is two promises fewer than I broke yesterday. I'll soon get better at it, hopefully.
>>33982585MI'm not jacked, I'm more of a casual gymgoer. I don't care if my girlfriend works out or not at all, as long as she's not fat.
>>33982591>I will quit my high stress job and work at mconalds>he doesn't realise the stress of being a wagie in fast food
>>33982553MaleThat's fair. I wouldn't until i was married.
>>33982599Customer service is what made me hate people even more than I already did. It was suggested to me as a cure for sociopathy. A few times, I was very close to killing a customer, a manager, or a coworker.
>>33982604I was mostly fine until after Covid. I went back to the food service industry and had no patience anymore.
I finally got the dating app, it is not full of cute femanons, it's all normie college chicks. This sucks.
Women anons, how do you feel about light/weak mustache? My mustache can’t grow past that point currently but the rest of my beard grows pretty normally … though I keep it as low as possible to match with the mustache.I’ve tried beard only no mustache but I’ve been told I look like an Amish pedo
>>33982593U fucker
>>33982585>How fit or exercise oriented do you expect your partner to be?Doesn't need to be a gymbro, but someone that enjoys being able to do things with his body. I've been sedentary for a long time, and I wouldn't want someone that's going to drag me back to those times.>What about long term?Same. I think the joy of exercise is like the joy of learning. Being able to do things, expanding the possibilities. Someone who wants to keep learning and growing through life, physically and mentally, is a must.>Are you cool with them eventually getting chubby or dropping the gym?If it's for a short term circumstance then yes. Long term, it'd mean he doesn't have the discipline or will to do something as easy as eating less. I don't want to be someone that refuses to take care of himself. Gym is not necessary, though. I exercise at home, for example.>And if you aren’t, how will you prevent it if you see the signs?Making it clear at the start of the relationship. As long as we're together, I'll work to be the healthiest, best version of myself in all the aspects I can, and I expect the same for him. Working together to become the person we want to be, for oneself and for the other one. If I see one if those signs, just letting him know how I feel about it.
>tfw recently asked my ex if I could borrow 10 bucks and she left me on read>tfw tonight she asks me if she can borrow 10 bucks and I send it right away even though I'm also brokeDoes this make me a simp Well at least we're chatting a bit now which is nice... missing her tho...>>33982604Lmaoo yeah I've worked customer service for years, you truly see the best and worst sides of humanity...>>33982606I worked as a receptionist in public healthcare through and after COVID, and there was definitely a shift in people's attitudes and conduct through COVID, several of my colleagues commented on it too. A lot of patients became more selfish, impatient, antisocial... I tried to empathise because it was a tough time and people lost loved ones etc., but there's never an excuse to be a prick lol
>>33982606>Give me my order right now!>It's cooking, miss.>Do you know how long I've been waiting for it?>8 minutes, miss. I can see it on the screen.>When will it be ready already?!>It will be ready when it's finished cooking, miss.>Hurry up!!!
>>33982607we tried to warn you
>>33982607Just lose your mind and use atoga as a dating app instead
>>33982610If you're handsome just shave clean.
>>33982590horned reaper
>>33982610Ureuduedud goes hard meh, I see nothing wrong with that facial hair stop being this neurotic, climb a mountain or so instead
sisters, what is the vibe check rn?
>>33982621Big peeper
>>33982611Sorry be nice
>>33982607>normie college chicksThey're fun though and probably fuck goodStacy supremacy >>33982617Yeah I wait tables and people ask me all the time if I can ask the cooks to hurry up when the place is completely rammed. If you want a super speedy service don't go to a restaurant at peak time when it's totally packed you dumbasses lol
>>33982618No you didn't, you just said I wouldn't get any matches becasue I suck.>>33982619None of the chicks here are in my area.
>>33982624lock jaw
>>33982627>They're fun though and probably fuck goodI want a gf not just a good fuck.
>>33982616Brotha, stop simping, please. She's just using you, it's not worth it.
>>33981756Couldn't beating up men be cathartic for some?
>>33982629ick, moid hands.
The trvthnvke that women aren't ready for is that without the fake tan and blowout you buy for yourself every week, you would be looksmatched with 99% of men.
>>33982628yeah we did tell you that nobody worth getting to know uses these apps
>>33982627I, too, appreciate Snow Women.
WHY DO MY FREIDNS DOGS HUMP ME WHENEVE I GO TO THEIR HOUSES STUPID FUCKING ANIMAL
>>33982617Also yeah>8 minutes, miss. I can see it on the screenThe number of times people tell me "we've been waiting over half an hour!", I look at the screen and the order was placed 15 minutes ago...>>33982631They can make sweet gfs too though>>33982632Well it's only 10 bucks, I'll surviveI know she works hard and was working long hours over summer to help with rent this yearI do still wanna go for a drink at some point just to ketchupI hope she pays me back though I'm broke af lol
>>33982616>A lot of patients became more selfish, impatient, antisocialThe internet was a mistake. Normalfags weren't ready for it.
>>33982635nope, just chewed gum for too long and too hard>>33982637nothing's stopping you from using a round brush and self tanner too bitch boy
>>33982644integrity, something women have no concept of
>>33981663Would it feel nice to have them massaged?
>>33982637Gyaru supremacy, she's a babe...>>33982639Man of culture>>33982641They have the spirit of a 4chan coomer>>33982643Lol yup, people made such a palava about the lockdowns, my life didn't really change at all..
>>33982642>I hope she pays me back though I'm broke af lolYou're too kind for your own good, brotha. She won't return anything.
Men be like "My sportsball team is losing, I'm gonna go masturbate or play video games"
>>33982637Also bro is batting out of his league here>>33982652Actually I'm like "I don't care about sports, I'm gonna go masturbate and play video games">>33982651>She won't return anything.R I PIPOh well she obvs needs the money if she asked me for it
>>33982646I am the epitome of integrity, to myself, which means using any means necessary to get what I want
>>33982652Femanons be like "I didn't get my Starbucks coffee made in under 30 seconds, I will run over all the employees in my Stacey mobile".
>>33982656that's called narcissism
>>33982637damn, even Redheads are pulling snowbunnies?FFFFFFF
I just found a site that lets you look up deleted reddit users threads, no comments.So I put in a username I remembered a girl I dated had.It was a wild guess and it turned up nothing really special, less than a dozen thread titles from several years ago, but one had her ASL in it so I knew it was her account.I now feel kind of dirty and weak for having done this.As if I invaded her privacy indirectly.Sorry, that's all, just a blogpost.
>>33982658and you wanting women to be integer according to your wishes and whims is next level narcissistic
>>33982654how is she even remotely out of his league
>>33982656>using any means necessary to get what I wantTfw she's the villain>>33982657Tbf when I worked at Starbucks there were more asshole dudes than Karens. The Stacies were usually really nice. (One Karen did make me cry tho)
>>33982637I agree with the premise. Women aren’t detectably better looking than their male counterparts. The only reason a 6.5 woman can get 7/8/9 men to approach her is because of testosterone making men more horny and more accepting of people who aren’t your looksmatch
>>33982666the lengths ugly people go to to not have to accept that they are actually just ugly is truly hilarious
Women, why aren't you letting me squeeze your toes with one hand and skeet on the sole of your foot from jerking off with the other?
>>33982662wanting other people to be honest is narcissistic? what level of woman logic is this?
>>33982664something about coffee really triggers customers.Actually, any fast-convenience shop.They just morph into reptilians.
>>33982663Matter of opinion I guess and speaking from a male POV, but personally I think he's pretty mid whereas she's hot
>>33982668you don't pay enough for that level of humiliation
>>33982670you want women to do what you want, which is extremely narcissistic
>>33982667do those lengths include putting on a full face of makeup every morning and spending hundreds of dollars every week on fake tan, fake eyelashes, fake nails, fake hair, et cetera?
>>33982671At least when I worked in public healthcare I could empathise, because people were unwell, and a lot of provision for services was pretty shite But the people who complain to me that their coupon is invalid or we don't do a certain deal anymore can fuck off. Order something else on the menu you fat bastard
>>33982671probably because the kind of person that has the money to buy overpriced food and drinks on a regular basis and consumes a lot of caffeine is insufferable by default
>>33982675>putting on a full face of makeup every morning and spending hundreds of dollars every week on fake tan, fake eyelashes, fake nails, fake hairA girl who goes to this much effort deserves a hot bf tbqh even if she's mid
>>33982675yes, only ugly girls do that and it makes them look even uglier
>>33982677>>33982676Nothing but truths.
Men, why do you try to make psychiatrists diagnose women as mentally ill for refusing to have sex with you?
>>33982652What about it, bitch?
Females:Do u enjoy receiving oral sex during one night stands or is it a waste of time as it can take a while.
>>33982681arrogance and horribly inflated ego
>>33982664>Tbf when I worked at Starbucks there were more asshole dudes than Karens. The Stacies were usually really nice. (One Karen did make me cry tho)I'm a short dude, White, and probably average or slightly below lookswise (ignoring height lol). Most customers aren't rude and most attractive women, of any age, are pretty nice. I used to be taken aback that Hallmark movie protagonist looking people would be nice to me. They obviously weren't into me, but i've heard stories where it seems like people are treated badly by those people and it rarely happened to me. I used to feel so subhuman compared to above average normies for lack of a better word.
Hey, you want to know something? I am going to coom all over you, you little shit. You will be gorilla glued to the hardwood floor with the semen from MY hard wood.
>>33982683I don't want your gross petri dish mouth on my pretty pussy at any time
>>33982652>I'm gonna go masturbate or play video games"To be fair, that's my response to 90% of things
>>33982681Women why do you rape and murder little children and then drink their blood? See I can just make shit up too
>>33982683It's like you've never heard of lesbians
>>33982688NTA. Dental dams!
>>33982686we will see about that
>>33982677Nta, Starbucks is overpriced but I currently work at a dive bar which also serves food, and people aren't any better lol Though I have to say, a lot of people who seem like they can easily afford it or are regulars still make a fuss. Whereas a lot of people who seem genuinely poor will not complain. I suppose you can't always teach good manners...>>33982685>most attractive women, of any age, are pretty niceYeah, I love the MILFs lol>>33982686I'm calling the police
>>33982691What are those?
>>33982692absolutely not, it doesn't even feel good, just slimy and yucky and you have to pretend to enjoy yourself
Girl, you are:bossyselfishannoying
>>33982667I think ugly people are aware, but women definitely get boosted by makeup. I understand what that anon means. Women are generally overrated. Strip the make up and every enhancer and they're not as attractive as most people think.
>>33982681What could I possibly get her diagnosed with? Taste?
>>33982699american moment
>>33982686Very qt-ish of you.
>>33982671Caffeine addiction. I worked at a café. They're addicted.
>>33982698try to not cum instantly anon
>>33982698It's called:Girlboss Gaslight Gatekeep
>>33982688But I brush my teeth 3 times a day? :/
>>33982703The irony is that I frequent a kava bar for its kratom which is much, much more addictive than caffeine I don't throw a shit fit if they're out of it, I'm just like oh, whatever. But if I go a day without coffee I get migraines and feel like actual shit.
>>33982707and how often do you floss? clean your tongue? get your teeth professionally cleaned? yeah, thought so
If there's nothing here, then it's probably mine
>>33982710>classist
>>33982698>bossy>selfish>annoyingAKA, a bad bitch>>33982699>Women are generally overrated. Strip the make up and every enhancer and they're not as attractiveWomen are sex objects-ahh post >>33982700Based and Bateman pilled>>33982702Excuse me, I'm not ruining my floor like that ew>>33982706Triple G
>>33982704Would still.
Men, opinion on women not wearing any kind of makeup.
>>33982712as I should
>>33982712No, that anon is just Anti-British
I judge people by how they think about minor, non-harmful sex differences.
>>33982713>Women are sex objects-ahh postLmao, do you know how to read?
>>33982715Doesn't bother me at all.
>>33982715IdmMy ex didn't wear makeup (and my first gf only wore light makeup), was still attracted to herSure I like makeup, but I'm not that shallow
>>33982715WAKE UP! WAKE UP! Grab a brush, put on a little MAKEUP!
>>33982715Fuck off I know it's a trick question, we say we like it and then women go "HURR DURR ACTUALLY SHE'S WEARING FOUNDATIONS YOU'RE JUST TOO DUMB TO NOTICE, DON'T YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT MAKEUP?"
>>33982683Depends how good he/she is
>>33982715Would you still do your nails?
>>33982715Don't really have strong feelings. If she likes wearing makeup, cool. If she doesn't like wearing makeup, also cool.
>>33982681If a woman didn't want to go outside or bathe or eat, I'd take her to the psychiatrist, why's sex different?
>>33982715Love it. They're so cute.
>>33982704I mean, the right side, anyone can be morphed into that.Brendan Fraser, Tom Cruise, Collin Farrel, Gwenyth Paltrow all did it for specific movies.
>>33982715I like it, but I don’t dislike women who do wear it.Fake tans and excessive amounts of makeup turn me off.
>>33982725I only trim them.
>>33982722Hide your scars to fade away the shakeup :)
>>33982673Name your price, wench
>>33982717Gonna need a license for that, mate.
>>33982719Semantics ig, maybe I misinterpreted the context in which you meant overrated>>33982703What I don't understand is why the caffeine addicts don't just make it at home lol
>>33982735350 thousand
>>33982730>Fake tans and excessive amounts of makeup turn me offLeave the gyarus for the rest of us...
Should I tell me new girlfriend that I'm bicurious and want to try a mmf? She seems pretty kinky, she's snowballed cum back in my mouth and likes it really rough
>>33982732Don't like nail polish and the like?
>>33982740I think you meant she’s babybirded it back into your mouth
>>33982744He won't get that reference.
>>33982734I don't think you trust in my.....
How the fuck do I keep getting anti-self-harm "we're concerned about you" messages just from watching emo music videos on YouTube? Jesus fucking Christ.
>>33982746Well explain it then stupid bitch
>>33982710>and how often do you floss? Every night.>clean your tongue? Twice a week.>get your teeth professionally cleaned?Every six months.
>>33982650COOMER DOGS EVERYWHERE
>>33982632She just asked me if I could send her another 10 bucks and I just sent itOkay maybe you're right, I'm cooked... ):
>>33982755Lol bro ur being used
>>33982753TOGETHER WE SHALL SPEAK FOR THE LAW AND THE LAND
>>33982715Excessive makeup or poorly applied is cringe. A little is nice and it can be cute and sexy. I still hope they look cute without it though. It's also nice to watch girls put on make up and get ready.
>>33982752>twice a weekjesus christ, thats like leaving a dirty wet rag to rot in the kitchen sink for a couple of days and then expecting me to suck on ityour tongue is the biggest bacteria breeding ground and needs to be cleaned at least twice daily
>>33982742Maybe transparent or French manicure, but never tried it out.
>>33982737>What I don't understand is why the caffeine addicts don't just make it at home loli don't get it either
>>33982715>Men, opinion on women not wearing any kind of makeup.Could she make an exception for lipstick?
>>33982755I told you, brotha, just block her. It won't get better.
>See good looking chick on app>out of my league pass>see unattractive chick>ew passYeah I'd say it's going well.
>>33982739Will do. Fake blonde is another turnoff for me
>>33982756>ur being usedfuck my gay life I guessI just sent her 20 bucks altogether, I'm only gonna be able to pull out 24 bucks of wages after my short shift tomorrow night>>33982765I don't have the heart to block her lol, just hope she doesn't ask me againShe's probably gone partying too much and now can't pay her rent let's be real lol>>33982766The whole point of apps is you swipe on who you find attractive regardless of how "out of your league" they seem because you never knowThe first girl from Tinder I went on a few dates with was definitely out of my league
>>33982760Did you just never have any incentive for it or do you feel "that is not me"?I used to talk with a wonderful woman who was also not into makeup and thst was fine, I found her cute anyway. But I asked her if she would put on nail polish for me, which she ended up doing and she liked it. It felt like it gave her some femininity back, despite feeling more like a tomboy otherwise.
I'm exactly halfway through the average American's lifespan. How can I not feel like shit about this and about how little I've achieved in half a life?
>>33982769>The whole point of apps is you swipe on who you find attractive regardless of how "out of your league" they seem because you never knowChat is this real?
>>33982773Release Half Life 3.
>>33982774Yes.
>>33982765Now I'm kinda sad and wondering if she was just using me all along. But I'm probably just overthinking it, she's probs just short on payments like she saysHer family is well-off though lol, idk why she can't borrow 20 from them. She probably already asked them for a bunch lol. C'est la vie, it's getting late here... >>33982774I mean yeah, you only match if they also swipe right on you... I would swipe right on every stacy and I did actually eventually get some matches and dates, numbers game right...
>>33982771I'm repulsed by the smell, so I'm not inclined to do it in the first place. I don't know how would it be if I weren't able to smell it, though. Maybe I'd enjoy it. Though I dislike strong colors and how it's noticeable as the nail grows.
>>33982776Wouldn't that be a Third of Life instead of Half Life?
>>33982774Go away.
>>33982776Valve can't count... to TREE!
>>33982773By knowing that you aren't alone.
Buxom, Zaftig, Plump, Full Figured, Voluptuous, Curvaceous, Thicc women pls.
>>33982766what makes a girl unattractive
>>33982789I was gonna offer you a bodacious woman, but you skipped on that one.
Uhh, yeah, I did a thing. :^]
>>33982790She exposes her bare feet and wears tight fitting shorts that outline her ass cheeks
Lithe and slender women pls.
WomenWhat would you think if you were dating a guy for a while or eventually married and he told you he was suicidal in the past (not recently) or that he had considered suicide?
>>33982786
>>33982790Just not looking good. You know it when you see it.
Femanons, pick what I should fap to tonight
>>33982801They're gonna say mpreg bro, beware...
>>33982801Transbian porn.
>>33982660I once found my ex posted on /soc/ and requested tributes with the reward being nudes
>>33982805Based ex
>>33982765If I was still making good money like at my last job (which I quit when she dumped me and I crashed out, that's on me tho) I wouldn't care at allBut I spent most of today trying to make like 15 bucks only to give it away lol I guess I'm not really any worse off at least...
You ever had an existential crisis thinking about whether or not you are making the most of your finite time on the mortal plane?
>>33982769>I don't have the heart to block her lol, just hope she doesn't ask me againOkay, now I will tell you a story about two of my online friends.There was this guy we talked to for about a year in a group chat. We had good conversations on pretty intimate topics, etc. Suddenly, he DMed me and asked me for money. I said no. He ghosted me instantly and left the group chat. More than a fucking year of talking, down to nothing.Then there was this girl. We had interesting conversations, although we argued a lot. Once, I had a meltdown over some stuff and blocked her. She went out of her way to ask me to unblock her and explain everything. We're still chatting with each other.So what I want to say is, if a person actually treasures a relationship, a block won't stop them. But if all they need is money, the moment you refuse, you will stop existing to that person.
>>33982790>what makes a girl unattractiveFake anything
>>33982808Once or twice.
>>33982790Not having a tattoo or nose/ear rings
>>33982801I’ve busted loads to the Skylar Vox video where she’s getting fucked in a hospital.
>>33982812>eliminating competition
>>33982779I see, I understand that the smell of the solvents can be intense. Unfortunately they will probably never solve (hehe) that.The nails growing out is mess of an issue for me personally, but you probably need to do it weekly to keep that kind of in check if it annoys you.I'm not sure, but press-ons and gels mitigate that to a degree?>dislike strong colorsI think black and slightly mute pastel colors are the prettiest.But in her case it was the act itself that she did it just for me that turned me on. Also, the juxtaposition of her wearing little to no makeup, while having the nails done for me, made it extra hot.
>>33982808No, because I know I'm not. But then again neither are the vast majority of people.
>>33981644Based old fag
Femanons, would you say your OF/Fansly is worth the money?
>>33982809Thanks for the anecdotes anonEh I don't have reason to block her lol, we still coolI just hope she doesn't ask me again cause I'm a pushover lol>>33982808Every day...
>>33982805While she was with you...?
When I think ABOUT you, I cut myself.....
>>33982822Before
>>33982824Ok, well, I guess it could have been worse then at least...Did you meet her off of 4chan?
>>33982790idk, she just doesn't look attractive to me. there are tons of girls i think are cute or had crushes on that wouldn't be considered hot by most people. not enough to make famous or put on magazine covers or in ads. if i'm being honest most objectively hot women are out of my league and i don't think i would even want a serious relationship with one. personality matters, but there are certain girls who just have a face that i wouldn't mind waking up next to everyday. Example: Sydney Sweeney is not my type. I don't think she's ugly, but i'm not as attracted to her as other girls.
>>33982827>Sydney Sweeney is not my type. I don't think she's ugly, but i'm not as attracted to her as other girlsNta but same, I can appreciate she's objectively attractive but she doesn't really do anything for me...
>>33982744Yeah that
>>33981656Women are funniest when they imitate men. Also is funny how they think they are doing a gotcha when they switch roles but I would actually like if they thought like that.
Women, do you decide whether you'll sleep with a guy during a date or before?
Even though women are objectively evil, selfish, incompetent, and unstable, I still DON'T hate women.
>>33982826Yep
>>33982833After
>>33982801My voice.
>>33982839Nta but link it, I actually would
>>33982839Tease.
I permit women to breathe the same air as me.
>>33982843FYes because I was a retarded teenager, now I don't care if every single one of them dies
>>33982846Why did you type F with those moid hands?
>>33982843M, no I was giving money to things like children and animal welfare, not chocolate individuals
>>33982848How can you want a racist gf and then accuse me of this
When modern women try to seduce me with nudes I just tell them to hit me up in two months with the bush fully grown out.
>>33982849>not chocolate individualsthis made me laugh really hard are you single
>>33982838In between dates?
Women, when you were designed, were you handcrafted, forged, erected, or just built?
>>33982850I want a racist gf that anon doesn't.
Evidently you only get like 5 likes a day on hinge. That sucks.
>>33982850I never wanted a racist gf. You should hate people for their choices, which is why it's morally good to hate troons.
>>33982852Of course.
>>33982859>You should hate people for their choicesYou're right. I do only hate them when they act like apes
>>33982843FYes, they have such tasty BBC, unlike my useless white betabuxxer husband.
>>33982859black people don't choose to act that way?
>IG ad for a cheap flight to PortugalHuh...
>>33982843M, yes I generally believe that Black Lives Matter. Why is this in question for you?
>>33982801Nora Fawn
>>33982852>are you singleWhat's cookin good lookinI stole the joke from David Firth's Jerry Jackson series though https://youtu.be/A_8CDK1FPko?si=tayS7_mbmsUA-G5g
>>33982867YEA!
>>33982865If you go to Portugal, you will be raped
>>33982872Unrealistic.I already know where I'd want to stay.
All games can be divided into 2 categories.Menu and Parkour.State Gender, name the last game you played? Was it Menu or Parkour?
>>33982859Troonhating is such a nothingburger and it’s fascinating how politicians and grifters created such a wedge issue out of a minority.
>>33982863Either moid hands or that one self hating femanon from before.
>>33982876So RTS games are menus?>that comment about Destiny 2so Overwatch is the ONLY parkour game Blizzard has ever made (since The Lost Vikings)?
>>33982876MRome Total War Remastered. Completed all the short campaigns for each faction. Too tired to play again (for now).Definitely Menu- based, lol.
>>33982879All the Femanons were scared off earlier, so.
Pop quiz for moids (I got it from /a/)What is the correct response here?
>>33982883Marry her but only if she agrees to get pregnant immediately after.
>>33982883I would never tell a retarded child I'll marry them not even in a cutesy "Sure sweetie hah." Kind of way.
>>33982876M, menu (got WR speedrunning and old point and click flash game earlier kek)Mostly I play parkour and platformers though
>>33982883I would be a great teacher, so I would never say such a thing.
>>33982883call fbi
>>33982883Clap them cheeks
>>33982855Prove it
>>33982883Babe hmu in like 5yrs
GenderExplain to me why a vagina is worth more than a human life under the law.
>>33982880I dont know enough about blizzard to confirm or deny that and it is arguable that Overwatch is a menu game.>>33982881Noice>>33982886Name the game qt
>>33982854I was slapped haphazardly together
>>33982883Marry her ofc
>>33982895Do you need some more corrective slaps?
>>33982898duct tape and WD40 for the creaky pussy
>>33982883Nut in her again, then leave town immediately and change names
>>33982900No. We can cuddle though.
>>33982902>creaky pussyNah bruh, we're getting it properly oiled.
>>33982900that sounds gay
>>33982894>and it is arguable that Overwatch is a menu game.How?Before I saw the Destiny 2 quote I would've assumed that all games with direct, manual control of a single character is a parkour game, and all games with top-down control or your unable to directly control the movement of a character is a menu game.
>>33982890How?
>>33982894If I name the game imma doxx myself kekI got within 1 second of TAS on one category though which I'm pretty chuffed with
>>33982909However you want
It's been like 3 hours and no matches. It's over.
>>33982915That's not an answer and I can think of multiple unsavory ways to prove it.
>>33982914Attention whoring as always.You are not important.
>>33982918see, that's why those APPS own you; you've become addicted.
>>33982904You must become anally raped for the ritual to be complete. For the Hellborn demon spawn to emerge, you must be violated and sodomized.
>>33982918>3 hoursBrev give it timeJust spend a few mins a day on there and put it out your mind unless you get matches/messages>>33982920Wtff
>>33982919>multiple unsavory ways to prove it.I want them
>>33982925Ok sure I'll send you a list of my favorite pics from bleachbooru with the swastika tag.
>>33982883Is she 16 and I'm her teacher or I'm 16 and she's my teacher?I wouldn't have mind that promise regardless so that's pretty dumb.
Do dogs in movies know that people around them are acting?
>>33982921What else am I to do? >>33982924I'll try. New stuff stresses me out, so it's hard to stop thinking about it.
>>33982930Dogs are fucking devoid of any intelligence.They are barely above a placenta.
>>33982930not if they're good actors
Men, do you like fog?
>>33982928Thanks!
>>33982933>Dogs are barely smarter than placentaShut up, Mamadou Muhammad!
>>33982937No. I don't dislike it either. I would say I'm indifferent toward fog.
>>33982937Yes.Silent Hill baby!
>gf is being submissive against my consent againWe really need to have a talk as a society how this behavior isn't okay, it's really rapey in a way.
>>33982941I don't know who that is.
>>33982939Huh I didn't think I'd get this far, I can't do it through here because I'm pretty sure it's ban bait but I can send it through somewhere else.
>>33982945That’s you, you african muslim!
>>33982930I think some dogs are pretty intelligent desu, I imagine prolific actor dogs at least have some awareness that it's some kind of make-believe setup and they have to play along too >>33982937Overall yeah, it can be cool, but can also be annoying not being able to see and the cold humidityPicrel my old walk to work kek
I saw a surprising amount of Indian chicks on the app, the rest were college white girls.
Some unrealistic manga shit just hurts me...
>>33982954Are u hitting up the snowbunnies?
M, 28>Still have the fashion sense of an 18 y.o.>Still going to parties and getting wasted>Still have acne sometimes>Still as horny as I was in puberty>Still no ltr, only hookups>Meanwhile, my classmates from highschool already have kids going to school.I'm actually enjoying my current life, but thinking about classmates who are now parents makes me feel weird. Not unpleasant, more like FOMO, but I'm not sure I want to change my ways.
>>33982949Neither.
>>33982959No. I want a chick that's a weirdo like me, a normie chick would drive me nuts.
>>33982960>I'm not sure I want to change my ways.brother, you want to. and you need to do it now or you're fucked
>>33982963LOL, whut?Anyone can be weird... even those white grills. Unless, you're saying their profiles are very vanilla (hobbies and what not).
>>33982964No, it's actually the other way around. The concept feels so alien to me. Why not have fun? Why did they choose to become boring parents and take on all that responsibility?
>>33982948Ok
>>33982970well, whatever, god sent me just to deliver that one message, not to debate, you're free to do what you wish
>>33982908Counter strike is menus
>>33982968Their profiles are all them at the bar or at parties with their friends.
>>33982973Ok, tell YHVH that I appreciate the sentiment.
>>33982840https://voca.ro/1k0z59XkSGbX
>>33982937Yeah, I like fogging
>>33982978sexo
>>33982978Yeah, I can nut to that.
>>33982975ahh, gotcha.
What in ear monitors should I get for black Friday?
>>33982978Too short
>>33982978what shall we call you?
>>33982978Cute voice, wholesome message.
>>33982978>ingenuinehehThat is a nice voice with a light rasp, but the content is not really, uh, masturbatory?>>33982981lmao nevermind.
What do you guys think of the Campbell executive who was fired for going on a rent about how much Campbell soup is "poor people’s crap" made with "3D printed chicken"?
>>33982983I'm too broke this year to even get (good quality) winter gloves.FML
>>33982978Not him but I will
>>33982988I don't know what sny of that means.
>>33982978Is this JH?
>>33982988I think that you spend too much on time on twitter and need to get a life.
>>33982972Oh wait no boorus have end numbers you can post and then replace on top of any other pic to instantly get to that image without a link.In that case I'll just do that there is no point in taking this to discord or anyhing.99507/103098/98816/26813/103346/98820Enjoy
>>33982988You'd think he'd at least know what was in the product he sells, no one is 3D printing chicken.
>>33982988Well, I mean, he's kinda dumb to be talking down the company that he is currently working at.But at the same time, muh freedom of speech, so... IDK.I guess Corporation 1, Hooman 0.
>>33982990>winter glovesFoid problems. God created pockets to put our hands in.
Fim pretty sure i am straight but leanbeefpatty makes me question my sexuality. i want to look like her
>>33982996Maybe he wanted to get fired, to get out of a contract?
>>33982833>Women, do you decide whether you'll sleep with a guy during a date or before?We flip a coin...
>>33982999today I saw a balloon
>>33983000Why would he do it in such a public way that hurts his future prospects?
>>33982999She is really hot
>>33982999Good taste.
>>33982999>leanbeefpattyGross.... you can do better, sis.
>>33982883Sorry, you're too old for me
>>33983001With me it's more like a D-20...
>>33982999Enjoy ruining your body with exogenous male hormones just to look hideous
>>33983009She should at least aim for Sara Saffari.
Mim pretty sure i am straight but femboys makes me question my sexuality. i want to look like them
>>33983014That's just Gerard Way.
FI'm pretty sure I'm straight but I'm also sexually attracted to women and animals, and not sexually attracted to men. Does anyone relate?
My friends have become unironic neocon zionists and I'm sick of it, it's become their entire personalities.
>>33982987>the content is not really, uh, masturbatorySkill issue, I just came to it
>>33983013>Sara Saffari.awoooga!exactly, Anon!
>>33983004He did it in a private conversation and was recorded without his agreement.https://www.ctvnews.ca/business/article/campbells-responds-to-absurd-charge-it-uses-3d-printed-chicken/The guy who recorded it went straight to the media and was fired later on!
>>33983011Do you check a guy's strength, dexterity, or charisma?
>>33983017https://youtu.be/1faGNp9xvNQ
>>33983015More like Gerard Gay
>>33983018Now imagine how they feel about you.
>>33982978triangulating coordinates.
>>33983017MLike I'm pretty straight but I've met 2 guys that were super feminine and crossdressed a lot that I'd probably fuck while drunk, so I feel like I'm no longer super straight, even though I never was drunk in their proximity while they crossdressed. I also kinda hate women but I've had sex some women but never with any men, and there are some women I like on both a sexual and a personal level.
>>33983014The girl on the right is so cute.
>>33983018The first part of learning Israel sucks is supporting Israel because you hate Muslims, give it time (this also applies to actual Jews)
>>33983017>sexually attracted to women and animals, and not sexually attracted to men. Does anyone relate?the furry allegations are true D:
Ladies is it cringe for a man to listen to stuff like this?https://youtu.be/ZAaAT6UmJAU
>>33983032>the girl on the right>the girl
>>33982978More loving and caring than everyone on twitter combined
>>33983028-13.1644354, -74.2226598
>>33982978Fake and gay. Say something about 4chan or /atoga/
>>33983037man.... 4chan sure is GHEY!
>>33983009uh shes really hot and has a cool personality >>33983012I think she is natural. I am 50 kg and can squat 100 kg. I think she looks good and not like a steroid woman. it seems achievable if i lock in
>>33983039error: FBI containment fields activated.
>>33982985JH.
>>33983043>I am 50 kg and can squat 100 kgImagine the brap
>>33983035Stop asking if whatever you do is cringe or not it always depend on who you are
>>33983039>>33983044Bro that's in PERU
All women are evil.
>>33983054Meet me at the Nazca Lines if you want to get your ass beat.
Gender I want to live in a random, cheap country for a few months. Which one should I choose, Malaysia or Argentina?
>>33983055Cuz I'm a Chud!
>>33983057Christmas Island
>>33983059Is it still open for business?
>>33983043>I am 50 kg and can squat 100 kg.Dang, nice booty, femanon
>>33983057MFuck off we are full go to Malaysia
>>33983057Yeah, I'm choosing between Latinas and Asians.
>M 30s, BFF also M 30s, live 2 blocks from each other>both married to WOMEN>both have kids>recently discovered there's a group of almost 50 creepy chicks from our old hometown still writing shipping stuff about us 10+ years after graduation>they've exaggerated us into ridiculous caricatures>they usually make me the dom and him super twinky (he was back then, he's taller than me now.)>our wives know>our friends apparently knew for years without telling usWhat do I even make of this? I'm kinda pissed at everyone.
>>33982993Yeh. It's an old one from yesterday or the day before.
>>33983071Everyone clapped?
>>33983071This is a funny larp, but it needs more time in the oven.
>>33983067>>33983066NO!Go to Brapzil or Eastern Europe, assholes!
>>33983063why wouldn't it be?I'm pretty very people even know about it. You could carve out a nice spot for yourself/family.
>>33983066You want to keep all the conjitas to yourself.RUDE.
>>33983093>>33983066conejitas***
>>33982999>im pretty sure i am straight but leanbeefpatty makes me question my sexuality. i want to look like herThere's a 6'2" Russian baddie at my gym who's about 80% as buff as Patty. Ngl, It's hard not to check her out.
>>33983071Your hometown/city is fucking weird.What in the holy hell...
>>33983021Lmao what a bitch move. I bet they didn't say anything either. What a snitch.
Need a Russian, Ice Princess GF.Thanks for nothing /int/.
>>33983071The real question is why women ship male friends. Are we not allowed to have close friends?
Are the women here more stable than the men here?
>>33983112Let women have fun.
>>33983119That's really ghey, sis.
>>33983110go to russia they have a big surplus of women now
>>33983103how do you know her exact height
>>33983118maybe but that doesn't mean much
>>33983118no comment.
>>33983118M yeah
>>33983118Fno
>>33983083do not come to brazil
Is it legitimate of me to wonder, how come all those violent men who beat their gf are able to get a gf and I can’t?Does that make me a bad person? I feel like I am made to be the bad guy for poiting out that this violent men get women and I don’t and yet the violent men will still get another woman after he’s done commiting feminicide. >You are not entitled to our affection/bodiei get that, but how come they are?
GenderHow important is a pretty face to you?
>>33983145MIt is "important", but if she has a shit personality/attitude, I would drop her ass in an instant. Even if she was Ana De Amaras.
>>33983131Asocial femcel look.
>>33982937No, driving becomes scary
Why do people who film themselves in a car, have the worst takes?
>>33983007She used to be, she became gross
>go on date with chick three years ago >can't remember what happened but I think she just said she wasn't interested >ff to now and match again >end the conversation with "well, didn't work then probably won't work now, all the best"Going out again would be pointless right? I have actually done this to a couple girls now. I live in a small town and I'm starting to see the same profiles over time. Think we're the leftovers.
I really want to get drunk
Women would you love me if I was a bug?
>>33983161damn....Well, I mean a lot can happen in 3 years. You could hit off better.And how small (the town)? JW
>>33983014I questioned things quite a bit when I younger.For me, the issue was that I wanted to be sexier and feminine alt girls are what I considered sexier.The idea of what media told me made for sexier men, which at the time was essentially Tom Selleck, didn't appeal to me it match me at all. So I was a bit unsure, not really confused.But some thinking made it clear to me that I didn't wish I was a woman and was only attracted to the feminine form: those presenting as women.And my style and affectations were somewhat feminine.In the end, I concluded that I was 55% gentleman and 45% lesbian.I never became a femboy because I was a poor fag and spent my meager money on vidya instead of fashion. And most makeup is too fussy and bothersome for me to bother with. So I made for the lamest goth-adjacent guy.Question yourself.Know yourself.Be yourself.
>>33983168I mean. It's the smallest capital city in my country. Not really "a small town" but that's what everyone who lives there refers to it as
Just wanna crack waisian shyt ONE TIME before I die
My neighbor keeps laughing very loudly over the phone and he literally sound like a monkey.
>>33983125>how do you know her exact heightI found her Instagram.
>>33983166>I turned myself into a cockroach dad!>I'm cockroach gregor!
>>33983157How long ago?>>33983161Chad move tbqh
>>33982883I said "when you turned". You've already turned. It's too late now.
>>33982937Yes. I woke up at 4am last night and it was still foggy and dark. I had a nice walk with my dog.
I need more money in order to achieve happiness
>>33983043>I think she is natural.She ain't, but you probably can get that look naturally
A friendly shoulder touch from a woman makes uplifts my mood for half a day.
I’m dating a racist Korean Stacy thank you lord I think I’ve found my soulmate and maybe spirit animal
A girl at work keeps calling me cute, sometimes I catch her looking at me. When I do she starts smiling, sometimes she acts shy for some reason.The fuck do I do? I'm complete speechless whenever I'm near her and I revert to my autismo MO.
Just great, all the retarded, schizo trips are here.
>>33982937Nah shit makes everything look like silent hill I hate it
>>33983219We all have partners now go fuck yourself lol
>>33983222no one cares for you, ENTJ.literally I hope your mother gets raped and her throat slit, and you have to witness it like the little bitch, faggot that you are.
>>33982937If I don't have to do any driving on the highway, yeah.
>>33983225Cope no gf faggot looool clean my toilet dalit bastard saar
>>33981619Yes, my mom. She's the only woman I would kill for.
>>33981644imagine what's the count is by now.
>>33983218practice like 3 questions to ask her
Holy fuck my gf hates jeets thank god she has no idea what 4chan is it would be D-day for pajeet incels
Femanons, what would you do if your boyfriend approached you and asked you to cuck him?
>how do women feel when rejected by men? Is it incredibly depressing? Humiliating?
>>33983239I would be too scared to reject my gf she is legitimately scarier than me
Still no likes or matches, it's never been this over. Time to delete my account.
>>33983243Nobody likes you because you’re indian poo in the loo saar
Are women listening to any music rn?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsvf0ZANIW8
>>33983246F. I’m listening to incel getting cucked by chad
>>33983232What do I even ask? I'm waiting for her to call me cute again so I can call her cute if she gets mad at something.
>>33983245I'm white.
>>33983254Cucked; rope.
>Reheated leftovers for dinnerSuch is life as a bachelor.
>>33983254Just take the initiative and talk to her. She already gave you some signs of interest
>>33983256If you were white then you would getting matches and likes but since you are a shitskin swarthoid nobody likes you kill yourself LOL
>>33983243When did you create the accountHow many GOOD pictures (as in a woman said they are good) are in your profileAnyways deleting and re-making the account a more suitable time is probably a good call
My wife has had 4 kids, she has a fucking ridiculous hip to waist ratio, literally looks like a character tagged "milf" on porn image sites, she thinks she needs lipo, I would literally rather kill every surgeon in our area than allow this, she thinks I'm just being nice. What do I do?
I am a world class fumbler even when I approach incels straight up self proclaimed zero pussy getters they ghost me!
>>33983267L girl
>>33983261That's the issue, I don't know how to talk to her (or anyone else for that matter). I've never had any "normal" conversation with anyone, the most normal talk I have is with my brother when we both decide to talk about sports, and even then it's 90% him talking and me saying one or two words and reacting to what's he's saying.
>>33983267Of course. Women are evil.
My sister is making me watch the new season of stranger things and I don't know what the fuck is going on
>>33983266Get a better one, you’re supposed to replace them every 2-3 years because the warranty doesn’t cover wear and tear
Women, who’s hotter?Damian Hardung or Daniel Brühl?
>>33983264Earlier today.My mom said all 6 pictures were good.>Anyways deleting and re-making the account a more suitable time is probably a good callWhen would that be?
>>33983268And I try really hard!>>33983270I’m not evil.
I’ve never fit in with people my age. I hated teenagers when I was a teenager, I hated people in their 20s when I was in my 20s. I miss being 8 everything mad sense
>>33983276Either you are evil or you are a not a woman. All women are evil.
>>33983275>My mom said all 6 pictures were good
>>33983279Cope more failed to develop past childhood incel kill your self bc you don’t belong here>>33983280Agreed for once bc my gf is basically hell on earth inside a small Asian women’s body
>>33983269I don't really know how to help you with that part. Being curious about her is pretty easy to do but it might get boring. You should prepare some topics that you like and want to share
>>33983274are they both blond? i hate blond men>inb4 look it up yourselfno
>>33983280I’m actually normal and nice
>>33983264>How many GOOD pictures (as in a woman said they are good) are in your profileWhy do you think this somehow matters when men accounts created and operated by women still fail to get any matches?
>>33983287why are you complaining about dating apps if you think it is impossible for you to get a match
>>33983239it's a little embarrassing if i misread a scenario but i get over it fast and just move on.
>>33983237this would never happen to me because i don't date white men
>>33983288I'm not that anon, I don't use dating apps. If you aren't a 10/10 man dating apps are a humiliation ritual.
>>33983239Makes me pretty suicidal
>>33983281My sister said they were good too.
>>33983286"Normal" for women is evil. That is just how they are.
>>33983291based?
>>33983295My gf made me delete all my dating apps but I’m sure they were good anon
>>33983283Shit. I don't know what to bring. Need to think about this.Thanks.
>>33983293Ok fatty
>>33983286My gf could probably beat the shit out of you
>>33983296true. i cast evil spells on moids every night. tonight, my target shall be you
>>33983299It's still up dude.
>>33983304Wow, must be a day ending in y.
>>33983071MThere used to be some guy who played vidya games with us who wrote gay erotica about me and my friend and some other friends too. It was funny, who cares desu, it doesn't really matter.
>>33983304nooooooooo
You think if a girl saw my abs she would be like "omg you don't work out your obliques? Get away from me" ?
my cat is snoring so fucking loud
>>33983305Post it what’s my first name
>>33983313Vikram.
>>33983033They've actually done a 180, they use to be antisemites now they are philosemetic.
>>33983313Ned
>>33983296Whatever stay single
>>33983315Oh no ive been doxxed Vishnu save me saar jai HIND
>>33983313No mine is up. Sorry my brain is all fucked up.
>>33983318I am probably the furthest type of male from a Ned
>>33983322How did you know my name was Vikram and I run Yoga classes to rape unsuspecting rich white women?
>>33983275>Earlier todayDon't give up, it took me like a week to get a match then I started getting like 3 a week.I still hate tinder though the women were awful.
>>33983275You can't ask your mom for an opinion here, she'll also say you are the handsomest boy in the world. But if your sister says they're good maybe they probably are, idk.>Best timeFriday or sunday afternoon.>>33983293Either I am 10/10 or redditors and incels who half ass their dating profiles are wrong
>>33983318The N in ENTJ stands for Ned. How'd you know?
1/5 of moids itt are fat, 1/3 of them are drunkards and 1/2 of them have phimosis
"Enter, Ned The Janitor"
>>33983330Enrique NedTyroneJamal
>>33983332I am fat, I weigh like 13 lbs too much, but my gf keeps telling me not to lose weight.
>>33983332I'm skinny, I no longer drink, and I can fully retract my foreskin.
>>33983332>and 1/2 of them have phimosish-how did you know?
I CANT POO SAAR
>>33983332I'm all 3
>>33983332none of those, I am short and kinda balding though.
Ha anyone here ever boiled penguin’s eggs?
>>33983332Phimosis makes you last longer in bed and gives you stronger erections by constricting the blood vessels
>>33983345I boiled your moms eggs and made toast
>>33983347Yeah but you cum get stuck
>>33983350You’re that indian girl who keep going >sar sar
>>33983345no, are they good? i'm curious. i've heard penguin meat is god awful.
>>33983291fuck you, we're not cucks.
>>33983352>doesn’t wash his penis Well you are obviously not having sex
hi
>>33983359huh? being cucked is a purely white hobby that's why it's heavily associated with bbc
100% of foids are barren
>>33982995I don't understand how to do this
>>33983367it is not. cucking is fucking pathetic.
I wish he would text me back. I don't know why he lost interest so quickly.
I would never trust a moid to cook. Imagine what's going through his mind when he's fisting a turkey full with stuffing.
>>33983368yes babes we love manifestation
>>33983373I can cook, I made chili verde with rice and beans.
>>33982974Counter-Strike has a shopThat's like saying Fighting Games are menus because there's a screen where you pick your character.
>>33983371um, ok, look up some cuck porn without any racial specifications and let me know what turns up for you. keep in mind, supply is meeting demand here
Male anons, what would you do if your girlfriend approached you and asked you to cuck her?
I would do anything for a gf like this, anything.... Do pretty girls ever even think about their immense power?
>>33983382weird
>>33983373Please, you would DREAM that I was cooking for your Thanksgiving
>>33983384My gf wishes she looked that good
im bored
>>33983312Such stupid animals
>>33983398poop from a butt
>>33983363I do wash my penis, I don’t have a phimosis!
>>33983384>tattoo>nosering
my asshole is ripe
>>33983384her nose from other angles is so gargantuan it scares me
>>33983384damn venus angelic lifts now?
>>33983373my man made me tacos tonight. guess what's for dessert
>>33983373>i really need to put the headliner back in my car>need to check the post office>wonder how the attach the tops to tables
I wonder what the filipino girl's nipples look like...
>>33983429Hershey Kisses.
>>33983422pic?
>>33983429Probably like brown nipples if I had to guess
>>33983431
>>33983384MShe looks fake as fuck
>>33983430>>33983433I want to suck them so bad bros...
>>33983437you exaggerated
>>33983442I wasn't the guy who made the comment about her nose, I just got the pic. I think she looks cute.
>>33983442ntanigga that nose is fucking huge, she built like an eagle
>>33983446i mean its a roman nose but its not particularly big
>>33983437>schnoz>ears sit below the eyesNoticed
>>33981652Holy shit, I was not expecting to see this link get reposted.
>>33983446ah fuck u my stomach hurts and u made me laugh
>>33983447That is a Jewish nose
>>33983450Why does your stomach hurt
>>33983453anxiety idk mayhe im fucking dying
>>33983447She could literally pick birdseed out of a bowl with that nose. If you tried to kiss her without tilting your head you couldn't reach her lips.>>33983455Good luck <3
>>33983455Don’t do that your 2 sexy
>>33983456>She could literally pick birdseed out of a bowl with that nose.Fuck lmao
When I send a like to people on Hinge am I expected to send a message along with it?
>no gfBasically hell on earth
>>33983459im waitiing fir the sopranos jokes lol
>>33983463Makes winter twice as cold
>>33983460No but it will increase your chances of getting a like back.You are however expected to send a message if she likes you back regardless.
>>33983460Only if you are male.
>>33983466>You are however expected to send a message if she likes you back regardless.What? I don't just show up at her house for sex? I have to talk to her? Fuck that.
>>33983468Knowing half of these posters they would wait to send a first message.
Women, are you easily taken advantage of? Why or why not?
>>33983437I would like to fill her nostrils with cum.
>>33983456>If you tried to kiss her without tilting your head you couldn't reach her lips.kinda hot
>>33983478I hope that women with big noses are more pront to like huffing cock and balls.
Women, do you have a small demure nose or do you have a beak?
women, do you have a nose or a fog horn?
>>33983478Would PLAPOLA
>>33983478i want that beak to probe me
where can i eat a girl's zhongguo cai?
>>33983480BBeak. you guys are hurting my feelings
Holy shit
Slow thread, real niggas only thread. Lurkers, I see you.
>>33983486let me suckkkkkk ittttttttt
>>33983486Still would love you <3Beak is not bad
>>33983490no
>>33983487reminder to never smile
>>33983493This shit is wild.
>>33983486Beaks are usually cute, we’re just clowning on an egirl
THEY’RE OUT HERE DEBEAKING WOMEN
>>33983495A nose is to a woman what a jawline is to a man
>>33983497It’s absolutely fucked
baby let me suck on your nose
>>33983437Gonna be totally honest. I enjoyed Golden Age arc of Berserk but anyone unironically getting a mark of human sacrifice tattoo on their body is a red flag beyond red flags
>>33983474I saw that /gif/ threadIt was strangely a lot hotter than I expected.
i want a penis to hurt me
>>33983505THERE WAS A THREAD?!?!?I missed out on some kino.
Protect our big nosed women from cosmetic butchers.
>>33983507hehe pudding
If you're making strides in your physical appearance and generally look better than you ever did before - and girls start mocking you instead (and not playfully from what it sounds like)do you actually look worse ? or whats their angle with this ?
>>33983509Can’t wait to shave her nose away revoking her witch powers
>>33983511Lets get to the bottom of this.What words are they using to mock you?
>>33983511i try to avoid eye contact btw and am short
>>33983511idkwomen dont interact with me in any way no matter how i "felt" about myself
>>33983513"he's trying to look big" "look! look!" - like a circus attraction walked by
>>33983511FWomen have insulted my appearance my entire life. It doesn't matter what you change, if they hate you they hate you
>>33983507Penis with the saddest poem ever written on it.
>>33983521Writing “for sale: baby shoes, never worn” on my freaking penis
>>33983487It's too easy for girls to become attractive.
https://youtu.be/CMrcYUxBAxc
I need an ancap gf who hates the government almost as much as I do, and who will homeschool our kids because they will not be raised by the government, or by the leftists who run most private schools.
>>33983526Draingang
>>33983526https://youtu.be/dDycrt74-44
>>33983523I put The Rime of the Ancient Mariner on mine, and I had some room left over.
>longing to be approached and gawked at by a foid
i cried again
>1am>Eating garlic bread>Listening to Atarashii GakkouThis is the life
>>33983536bout what?
>>33983532I was approached by a blonde girl asking for an Iphone charger 2 months ago.
>>33983527this is going to be so entertaining when your kids become ultra lefties
I used to come here and sometimes, anons would just ignore femanons and not reply back so I felt bad for them so I reply. Then I FIGURE it was the same regulars and I stopped.
>>33983523Baby was born with feet bigger than expected!
>>33983545who?
>>33983545Yeah, I would sometimes need genuine advice with girls and then I realize it's that freak JH replying to me again, so I stopped asking
>>33983537mmm garlic bred
>>33983537mmm 1am
Are women on the apps during holidays? Is there a chance I get a match tomorrow?
>>33983540did you tell her you have something else for her to plug in?
What kind of personality am I if I have never taken any of those personality tests in earnest because my true self is just so ironic and apathetic like that?
>>33983556fuck you whore
>>33983556it's possible
femanon do you breast boobily?
>>33983523for sale: atoga penis, never used
>>33983556Yes I met a girl on thanksgiving day a few years ago and she ended up being my girlfriend for a while
>>33983558the eidetic jongulator>>33983562sometimes I even tit downwards
>>33983544he probably wouldn't mind as long as they're not the globalist i hate whites kind.
wish i was at home with a cup of hot choccy :(
>>33983557No, she looked too young. And she asked some other guy before me, so it wasn't like she was interested in me anyway.
>>33983569why are you not home
>>33983569don't let your dreams be dreams
>>33983563Mine is lightly used
>>33983570unfortunate
>>33983571in car going to visit family. its going to suck
>>33983539life
>>33983576if your family sucks why visit them
>>33983574ew
Women, how far can you shove a measuring ruler in your vagina?
>>33983576ew. my family sucks too. if i manage to find a wife one day, i hope her family is cool. thank god that when a man gets married usually it's the wife's family that is more involved. all i gotta do is find a girl with a decent family.
>>33983579tis my duty and everyone will be angry if im not there
>>33983584godspeed
>>33983580Not many miles on it and it’s in good shape
>>33983586theyll get over ityoure only enabling them by visitingcut. them. off.also duty lolthe blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb, remember that
>>33983588define good
Femanons what are you getting for Black Friday?
>>33983590>Writing in the 1990s and 2000s, author Albert Jack and Messianic minister Richard Pustelniak, claim that the original meaning of the expression was that the ties between people who have made a blood covenant (or have shed blood together in battle) were stronger than ties formed by "the water of the womb", thus "The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb". Neither of the authors cites any sources to support his claim.
>>33983583I once tried with a cucumber and then measured but it was like five inches
Women, how would you feel if it was in fashion for men, to print a picture of their own balls on their jeans?
>>33983566>tit downwardswoaaa...
>>33983592Clean, decently sized and shaped, attached to decent guy
>>33983593god, pale women with black hair are so hot
>>33983596Are there as many vaglets as dicklets?
>>33983593bwc
>>33983593Name on entjeet
>>33983601ok now define decent guy
>>33983597grossed out
Theres something inherently sexy about a pale redhead with big butt.
>>33983604I'm not a vaglet, it's just not the same when you do it yourself
>>33983606
>>33983609>cant even look at some ballsweak
>>33983614I can, but I want to decide who's balls I want to look at
>>33983608A bit handsome, not very stupid, wants kids
Women, um.... did you know there's a zombie on your lawn?
>>33983613I just don't understand. Why?
>>33983612The cucumber should have kissed your neck first.
>>33983618is it you? >>33983620real
If a man is a miserable little pile of secrets, then what is women?
>>33982489
>>33983623a happy little pile of secrets
>>33983617so you're still somewhat stupid
>>33983631Definitely so, yes
>>33981603God bless you, anon.
>>33983622>is it you?Nah. But he wants your brain
>>33983216>A friendly shoulder touch from a woman makes uplifts my mood for half a day.Same
Nothing humbles you quite like getting a haircut.Makes you like a fresh pile of shit.
>>33983634nice, free lobotomy
>>33983634I dont think femanon is getting the joke anon
women, would you?
is QT still alive
Would it be cringe if I got a hat like pic rel that Clint Eastwood wore in Pale Rider?I want a cowboy hat, but I don’t like normal cowboy hats. Also idk how I’d possibly find one to try on.
>>33983632stupid enough to do anything a girl asks?
>>33983380>um, ok, look up some cuck porn without any racial specifications and let me know what turns up for you. keep in mind, supply is meeting demand hereYou were right :/
>>33983643thats okay lol
I'm too weird to have a gf
>>33983646Do you live in a place where people wear cowboy hats, and do you look like the kind of person who could pull one off? Or is this your version of wearing a fedora
>>33981619A girl tried to read my future and told me I would be moving soonShe was sort of right, I moved jobs, not home
>>33983647Nearly, but not quite. I do have common sense
femanons what womanly thing have you done today?
>>33983644I'm not a pedo, no
>>33983657>2002He's 23 tho
>>33983656currently laying in bed with a hot water bottle on my tummy if that counts
>>33983655then what makes you stupid
>>33983605Moid hands unless JH
>>33983658ok pedo
>watching an obscure female streamer>someone asks her how much for an hour>she has a mental breakdown and starts ranting about his comment for 30 mins despite claiming how much she doesn't care what losers sayKek
>>33983656Beat my husband
>>33983661many girls like fat white cocks anon
>>33983663Is she hot?
>>33983644serving cunt on the left
>>33983664is he black?
>>33983664based
>>33983670Mexican
>>33983659im picturing that in my mind right now oh my god you made me so excited
>>33983660Recovering addict, thinks Goku and Luffy are cool, uses 4chan.org, etc.>>33983667Nice
>>33983674sus...
>>33983673same thing
There's at least one psycho in every normie group.
>>33983678and it is always you
>>33983680No, I stay away from normalfags.
>>33983684confirmed psycho
>>33983668Not that hot. Like a skinnyfat 5-6/10
>>33983669Seriously lol
>>33983686what is that, i want it
US anons, does thanksgiving also make any of you feel like a housewife?
>>33983659tear our your uterine lining
>>33983675recovering from what
>>33983690I think it's little perfumes *grabs your eggs with the bird leg grabber*
my ex used to refer to anything remotely sexual as sus
>>33983695Nothing too crazy, just duuuuude weed. Thinking about how much time and money I wasted on it makes me feel very stupid
women can i borrow your ovaries real quick?
>>33983644Imagine bouncing the basketball he's sitting on.
>>33983696baba yaga grabbie. i need one desu
>>33983698Women. Enough said.
>>33983694give me about one week>>33983698sus>>33983704sus
*banging fists on table* most furniture should have clawed feet
*banging cock on table* most furniture should have a built in pocket pussy
Time for a new thread...
>>33983651I live in the south, and I live on a farm.
>>33983707same, I would become at least 11% more annoying if I had one of those
>>33983699at least you know better and are less stupid now
>>33983709>susamoogus
>>33983713my mom had one of those freaky deaky lions feet tables, and i would always rub my foot over the lions foot like some kind of massage toy
>>33983716Then go for it.
>>33983713sometimes it's really frustrating to know that there's people in this world that have the money to just surround themselves with all the pretty things you can only dream about
I think this diddy blud is epstein
*banging fists on table* women should kiss me on the cheek
Moids will you cook for me?
>>33983717*yoinks ur eggs*
Is it bad that I still live home to help take care of my 73 year old father?
>>33983728what do I get in return?
Are there any single DILFs here?
>>33983726This world moves too fast for me. I’m still coming to grips with that tekashi 69 where the blicky is stiffy or whatever
>>33983730How old are you?
>>33983732A smile?
>>33983726Diddy is innocent.
>>33983656got ignored and rejected by a man
>>3398373627
>>33983737I don't want to see you smile.
>>33983728I love cooking. Do you like Greek food?
women is this you?
>>33983742Just say you can’t cook>>33983743Love it
>>33983728Yes, anything for you my queen
>>33983380>Femanon watches cuck porn
menwhat happened to ram prices
I want to wish the already fat ass Americans a Happy Thanksgiving. Like you tubby cunts need a reason to stuff your face.
How come after years of being chronically single, the second I get a boyfriend suddenly it’s seems like every dude is suddenly interested in me?
>>33983749No idea but I’m glad I’m not shopping for any right now because holy shit lol
>>33983673Kys
>>33983744imagine being a victorian era moid and having a good sesh to this
>>33983751men
>>33983741And your dad is 78? That's about how old my granddad was when I was 27.
Are there actually women that are into sitting on dude's faces or do they just do that becasue the man wants them to.
>>33983751Are you retarded? Guys are always desperate for gfs, moron. It's the female creatures who despise single men.
>>33983754omg not the lewd coochie flap
>>33983749The village mayor sold too many of them to the farmers for breeding, and now there are hard to come by
>>33983751You're probably not such an off-putting sourpuss anymore.
>>33983757anon is just making shit up, "helping to look after his father" means he is trying to put his dirty socks in the laundry basket and not on the floor next to it most of the time
>>3398375773 I need to keep an eye on him because he's had 2 heart attacks and the 2nd time was definitely worse. Lucky he's still alive desu.
>>33983758If I have a headboard or something to help me stabilize myself I do.
>>33983762No I still am
>>33983758the second
>>33983471no because i dont trust people
>>33983759And why are they just now choosing to express that to me?
>>33982268>>33982278It's actually the Bogdanoff brothers behind the persona.
>>33983763Please explain my situation being you know everything.
>>33983745>Love itGreat, I'll make you something. It's almost Christmas time which is when I make baklava and give some to my neighbors (they're mostly elderly). I'll save some for you
what job should my character have? i was thinking librarian or maybe a janitor
>>33983769Because you're asking for it by wearing skimpy outfits
>>33983760yeah, the lewd coochie flap
>>33983765>If I have a headboard or something to help me stabilize myself I do.Install some gymnastics rings above the bed
>>33983774My outfits have stayed equally as whorish
>>33983771>teehee I am actually just a selfless person helping my elderly dad because he couldn't do it without me, definitely not a leech >actually just sits around all day doing nothing whilst feeling smug about "having to keep an eye on any heart attack symptoms" tell me how you'd detect him having a heart attack whilst you're gooning in your room for three hours straight whilst he's mowing the lawn
>>33983773Have you tried toilet cleaner dalit?
>>33983753Why is that bad?
Women, are men really that much warmer than you?
>>33983782it's really gross, like sitting on a toilet seat after someone else just used it
Getting drunk and reading Plastic Man comics from the 40s. This character is a real cut up, I wonder why his creator shot himself in the head.
>>33983781They either don’t support me beating my Mexican husband or are racist :)
>>33983780my character lives in the usa, so i guess ur saying janitor. maybe a school janitor would be cool. hmmm. or a hospital janitor actually would make for good background
>>33983778Victoria's secret bombshell bra and a tanktop?
>>33983782Don't male bodies have like better heat regulation or some shit?
>>33983783Reminder to put myself in a freezer before meeting women just in case.
>Me as a freshman in college>Drunk dial my friend to tell him his little sister is hot >He’s like "man it’s 2am on a monday, we have class tomorrow, tell me about it when you see me">See him the next day>He fucking bringed his sister to campus>She wave at me with her hand>I run away in shameDo you think he told her?
>>33983788Women run cooler than us
>>33983787Basically, the goth version of that. VS bras are awesome tho
>>33983789good boy
Women aren't real.
>>33983792Okay, that actually sounds really hot. No wonder.
>>33983790>bringed>waved with her hand peak comedy
>>33983793>Meet up with cute girl>My ice pack falls out of my jacketIt’s so over
>>33983779How retarded are you?
>>33983794this is a ((mourning ring)) I wonder what she was mourning most
>>33983801penisbone????
>>33983753The lesbians have arrived.
>>33983800>not answering the question who could have predicted that
>>33983782>>33983788Men have more muscle mass and typically higher metabolism, so they usually do put off more heat.
>>33983804Every single femanon here is gay.
>>33983804>The lesbians have arrived.NTA.I read this in the StarCraft 1 Carrier's voice.
im so depressed why wont he text me back
>>33983803bong boing
>>33983809lol thats so dum
>>33983810Babe, it's thanksgiving
>>33983810because he’s fucking me haha bitch
>>33983806I'm the one who asked a question ya cunt
>>33983808You mean they are in their 30s and larping as lesbos because they missed their window of having children.
>>33983817he's white
>>33983820Nope. I've already agreed to be their sperm donor.
>>33983819this is what happens when you have a kid at age 46, they come out as tards
I was homeshcooled but we were part of this homeschooling group and there was this chick that went that I always thought was cute, but she has a girlfriend now.
>>33983796Sorry if my English is stupid!
Need me a big tiddy jewess to call be 'good goy'
>>33983821ya and white men r the easiest to seduce
>>33983784Definitely not where I thought that sentence would end up going.
>>33983790Probably not but holy shit dude just own it
>>33983824>I was homeshcooled but we were part of this homeschooling group and there was this chick that went that I always thought was cute, but she has a girlfriend now.Based>>33983826I like Abigail Shapiro, too
Lmao Thanksgiving is the only time a year some women get jealous of the turkey, at least the bird gets stuffed and eaten.
How ugly is it if I’m missing a finger?
>>33983836how are you going to finger the bitches, bro??
>>33983829There's a lot of tragedy among early comic book creators, they were exploited by publishers and often died penniless. Jerry Siegel the co-creator of Superman was working as a typist in a mailroom when the 78 film came out.
>>33983835Fuck, I was waiting for the next thread to make that joke
>>33983836Guarantee you most people will not notice
>>33983836Are you male or female? How did you lose it?
Should I stay with man man if he calls me slurs?
>>33983836I once sucked a guys dick that missed a finger, so it's not entirely over for you
>>33983827Step 1: be Asian.Step 2: succeed.
>>33983842...like in a banterful way?
>>33983838Grim :(Industries taking advantage of creatives, nothing new under the sun :(
>>33983845Yes
>>33983790He's clearly cool with you asking her out bro
>>33983843Was he still able to pull your hair?
>>33983843Did you suck the stump of his missing finger too?
>>33983847Well then yeah. What's his favorite slur?
>>33983844Alternatively...>>33983843You know it's weird how long you can go not noticing someone is missing a finger. I did an internship with a guy and I worked with him every day all summer and I didn't realize he was missing a finger until the last week.
>>33983848Yeah his friend is definitely cool with it but the mental image of being woken up in the middle of the night by your drunk friend just for him to tell you that shes hot is so fucking funny
>>33983850yes>>33983849I pulled his
>>33983839My bad
>>33983852Did you also suck his dick?
>>33983854>yesNoice, you freaky
>told my gf I don’t listen to music >don’t even play the radio in the car just awkwardly sit in silence >just laughs it off and says aw you’re so sillyShe definitely thinks I’m a serial killer now doesn’t she
>>33983854>I pulled hisWhile sucking his dick? You have long arms.
>>33983856No,I'm a man
>>33983814so
"Dude, your little sister is so hot."
>>33983851Not exactly a slur but he keeps calling me a dirty mofongo eater. That and several creative uses of the N-word
Why is he so thirsty for attention
>>33983860or he has a long dick
>>33983860Obviously femanon was yanking his pubes
>>33983861Doesn't mean you can't be appreciative for the opportunity
>>33983870I don't have a fingerless fetish
>>33983859She doesn’t think anything because she’s a hallucination, schizo
>>33983866nta but now whats your favorite slur?also >dirty mofongo eatermy sides
>>33983869>not manscaping>receiving fellatioI don't buy it
>>33983866Based. My fav used to be the big N but now it's probs spik.
>>33983873My favorite it faggot
>>33983863He's busy
>>33983877No no, I mean whats your favorite slur he calls (You)
Just made a horrible grammatical error in another thread; now I'm hiding here before someone calls me an ESL
>>33983880hahah idiot esl
sometimes I print save as pdf my favorite threads
>>33983843Did you let him plap you too?
>>33983883you should print them out, highlight your favorite posts and then tape them to your walls until your whole place is covered in it
Tran?? Or woman...What do you think /atoga/?
>>33983884no
>>33983887Hunter Schafer will never be a Gatherer
>>33983888Plap
>>33983887>that neck>those hands>those knees>those feettranny
>>33983879Probably dyke if whore doesn’t count
i wish i could hold hands with a cute girl
>>33983872Sorry to disappoint you little buddy
>>33983892post missing finger
>>33983888Why give him a blowjob without sex? Are you just generous?
>>33983899it was late, he basically came instantly and we fell asleep right after and then it just didn't happen again
>>33983894Are you bi or a tomboy?
>>33983901Bi
>>33983900>he basically came instantlySheesh, skillful.
My mom has gotten roped into helping my 23 year second cousin who has ADHD and is pregnant. I'm enjoying hearing about her antics. She lives with her dad, her mom is dead and was divorced from the dad for decades beforehand. Their house is a complete garbage dump, the mom was really domineering and when she died everything went to shit. She's currently in a relationship with a guy (not the father) who has a protection order against him so he can't see his ex and his kid. Last week she tried to ride an e-scooter with him and faceplanted on the concrete while 7 months pregnant.
>>33983873Dirty vindaloo pooer is so much funnier given the context
>>33983909how questionable?
>>33983786I think he should go back to his country and leave Americans alone
>>33983773Librarian
>>33983903So is this dirtytalk, or a joke?
>>33983910A dozen winters
>>33983905This sounds like a mission in Ready or Not
>>33983909How questionable anon.
>>33983904we've been making out for a long time before
>>33983900Lol, that must've pissed you off
>>33983913It’s a joke
>>33983915>>33983917
>>33983919no, why?
>>33983909Anons will post shit like this and then believe I make stuff up about my girlfriend like cmon chat
>>33983909>>33983915>>33983917>julian is a pedolmfao
>>33983922Because you didn't get pleasured too?
>>33983925Dont tell the femanons, it would be embarrassing.
>>33983926what a male thing to say
>>33983928Really? I more often hear women complain that guys don't put enough effort in. Isn't that kind of selfish of him?
Words cannot describe how much of a relief it is to date a girl that speaks fluent native English
>>33983916My mom keeps over committing herself because she's in AA and a Christian so she has to help people. She also has this suicidal sponsee calling her all the time.
Women get 10x sexier when they are tired.
>>33983918>we've been making out for a long time beforeAccept my compliment!
>>33983781>>33983785Meant to respond to the guy saying Mexicans and blacks are the same thing
>>33983937Oh... It's kinda true in your case though
>>33983887I've actually seen him in real life beforeLooks much more masculine in person
>>33983920Call him a honkey, then.
>>33983939Man enough to suck her dick?
Don't get the point of people only horny for transwomen if they pass, what's the point then? Just fuck a regular woman.
>>33983935>Women get 10x sexier when they are tired.I like when they have bed head
>>33983943I like when they give bed head
>>33983942They basically never pass
>>33983944That too. Also the best way to be awoken.
>scared the hoes away with black metal againdamn
>>33983946When I wake up the first thing I want to do is take a piss, never got the "waking up to head" meme.
>>33983942If they are the same why does it matter
Goth girls, is this true? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yp-g9nTG2vM
>>33983951Reminds me of this stupid nerd rap song from almost 20 years ago.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-jeGAjpAk0
>>33983956ntaits been so long since ive thought about nerdcore
>>33983951No
>>33981838>F>Lmao i did thisPlease tell me you were only trolling, and what you wrote wasn't actually true?
Man, parsnips are weird.
>>33983963I don't know if I've ever had parsnips before
>>33983960Thank fuck
>>33983951She's the same woman that made the TikTok about male friends confessing.
>>33983961Obviously its true. Men are easy to read you dingus. Look at the way virgins behave that you have observed. Now imagine that awkward and dysgenic personality trying to flirt with you and fuck you. A million alarm bells of disgust would go off at once. It's not hard to figure out.
>>33983951what the fucki swear i used to talk to that chick on discord
>>33983968>Now imagine that awkward and dysgenic personality trying to flirt with you and fuck you. A million alarm bells of disgust would go off at once. It's not hard to figure out.The whole point is that they're not flirting with you>>33983969You got catfished, anon.
>>33981603Girls typing hahahaha or bahahaha instead of an emoji.Thoughts? If I recall she usually used emojis in the past.
>>33983972no thoughts, I swear, Anon, if your age doesn't start with a 1, you might need to end it all..
>>33983972Indifferent
>>33983971she sent videos of her speaking, idk man
>>33983966Yeah, I don't get why dudes try and get with their female friends. Just ask them if they know any single women instead. It's a force multiplier.
>>33983976Was she on OF back then?
>>33983977Are you retarded? No female will help their friends because they'll miss out on free attention if they get a gf.
>>33983968Which board did you post that in?
>just date an atoga foid, it will work out great
>>33983983a vicious throat pounding is what she wanted obviously
>>33983980I'm speaking from experience, anon.
>>33983973He was born in 1925
Genderdo you feel any form of disgust or impatience when an obviously conventionally attractive person complains about how pretty or desirable someone else is as if it's some big struggle for them
>>33981652Do I pass the vibe check?
M or F: how old was your oldest hookup?
>>33983990>>33981652Fuck, forgot image
>>33983900NTA. I hope a girl will just wake me up if I'm ever in this situation.
>>33983992i don’t hook up with people, i’m not a degenerate loser
>>33983989FImpatience I guess, want to be away from the person
>>33983992M38
>>33983964It's like a potato but shaped like a really fat carrot, and it smells a little different.
>>33983250>F. I’m listening to incel getting cucked by chadhow are you able to hear through my computer?
>>33983983You can tell that this witch doesn't know how to cook for shit.
Girls, last time you came? details? how old are you too/if you're a virgin
>>33984016>bullying childrenUmm, based?
>>339840172 and a half hours agousing a clit sucker (on my clit duh) and watching hentai on my computerI'm 18, a virgin
>>33984030Sex
>>33984030Moid hands
>>33984034as in my sex? I'm female
*screaming*
>>33984030>ClitttMale, asian
>>33984030this could not be more low effort if you tried
>>33984038>watching hentai on my computer
>>33984039What was I supposed to do? I filled all the details the person asked forwas that you? I can give more details if you wanted
>>33984037aaaaaaaaaaáaaaaaa
>>33984043aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I need a gf like thishttps://www.instagram.com/reel/DM_Bdk_gO1S/
>>33984047>instagram
>>33984048What?
faaaaaahk my dick is throbbing thinking about the filipino girl
>>339840173 hours agoi went to the park, smeared my pussy with nutella and let street dogs lick it clean19, virgin
>>33984056/thread
Why don't women date fat and balding guys?
>>33983887Mentally ill young man that was molested and or brainwashed
Why don't women date funny, tall, and attractive autistic men?
>>33984065The ugly dude is simply ugly, the normal single dude is probably a rapist.
If this fucking print delaminates from the bed I will kill everyone I see until I am taken down by SWAT.
>>33984071non-valid crash out moment
You don't have any power until you learn you can make a brownie in a mug in the microwave.
I don't want to clean that cup.
>>33984079wait till you find out you can make any flavor combo of cake you like in a mug in three mins i can recommend cinnamon-carrot cake with vanilla cream cheese frosting on top
>>33984082I've ascended beyond and am already figuring out ways to make it healthy by replacing ingredients and using Ninja Creamie high protein ice cream instead of storebought stuff.
I'm on that grand wizard grind and I don't even have to try.
>>33984080breh doesn't have a dish washer
>>33984086Yeah, I don't
>>33984084>make it healthyoh no thats mega cringe
Had my weirdest fap last night.Was arguing with somebody on 4chan until 3am.Then I got horny and had to jerk off.Now I'm tired any horny again (as always).
>>33984091breh is about to develop a humiliation kink
>>33984087You have a microwave but no dishwasher?
>>33984090It's only cringe if making it healthy makes it taste worse.I am a picky eater and the ice cream i make in the Creamie is genuinely as good as what I buy from the store despite being much lower in calories and sugar but higher in protein. It's all chemistry at the end of the day.
>>33984093Yeah, one is a tiny appliance, one is huge.
>>33984092I didn't lose the argument.The femanon completely shat the bed and went crazy.
>>33984094alright fine but pls tell me you didn't use cottage cheese...
>>33984067>rapistNo rape. I'm a simple fuckboy and whoremonger.
>>33984097No it uses fairlife milk as it's base.
>>33984096breh is about to develop a scat fetish
Men, what are your thoughts on that british that dude that went to India and blinded a little girl with fireworks, making her lose her eye just because he wanted to have fun.
>>33984099acceptable
As a straight man with good opinions, my favorite Organization 13 member is Xigbar and has been since KH2.
>>33984101I don't know who that is, since I don't usually follow human trash.But he sounds like human trash.
Women tell me that I'm ugly on the inside way more than that I'm ugly on the outside. But how the fuck am I supposed to looksmaxx that so these stupid bitches shut up and stop complaining?
>>33984093nigga you might be retarded
>>33984040Women don't watch hentai or porn.
>>33984104Sam Pepper
>>33984101I think that these kind of people erode the kindness of the other 95% and it will get ugly at some point.
>>33984101I've only seen a few headlines about it, sounds like he's a jigaboo.
>pale porn actress goes from beautiful raven hair to fake redheadWhat a fucking downgrade.
>>33984114name?
>>33984109I didn't want to know.
>>33984115Your mom
>>33984116Now you know.
>>33984119fu
>>33984115Alex Harper
>>33984120You will not be shielded by your ignorance to the horrors of this world.
I want some dick in my bussy
>>33984119I already forgot about it.What was it, Sgt. Pepper.
>>33984124/r9gay/ is down the hall and to the left homie.
>>33984121shame
You knlw this makes me wonder, do you think there is good pussy/dick and bad pussy/dick?Like genitsls that make the other actor cum too fucking fast?
>>33984132>knlw>genitslsGotta stop typing with one hand.
>>33984132Are you retarded? Yes. This is basic physics.
>>33981652Adds up since I generally play Grixis colors anyways, although my current favorite deck is Yshtola which is Esper but the Grixis Azula looks quite fun.
>>33984134Just horny.
>>33981673Grixis isn't evil, it means you have a strong individual will and the mind to manifest it.
>>33981652cool.
>>33984140grixis master race
>>33981652Woah, there's so many women in this thread
>>33984140>Grixis isn't eviltell that to wotc
>>33984144yeah boy, better behave
>>33984146Bitch.
>>33984147not off to a good start
>>33983645Ya I'm here, just have the flu xP how are you?
>>33984149Why did you do that to the poor indian girl?
No one seriously believes that women are equal to men, right?
I don't want to be loved and adored. I want hot, hardcore sex where I'm punching and choking stupid bitches.
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>>33984150Wat I've never set off fireworks
>>33983843Did you swallow?
>>33984042You're fine. That anon is a sourpuss.
>the chick i was into quite a lot posted a pic of her sitting on wooden gym floor in stretching / dancing room, with completely bare feetI love footfag women, too bad she rejected me
