Cottage-core editionPrevious: >>34059375
>>34061885Women should date fat and balding guys.
Women need to kill fat and balding guys
There is a light and it went out
Today I told the woman at the front desk that her hair looked nice, and she just stared at me for a few seconds before handing me my stuff.I don't think I'm cut out for this, guys.
I hate tinnitus I hope I go deaf in my life if it means the ringing will go away
male anons do you like bondage?
>>34061897not really, no
>>34061895Did you establish any rapport with this woman before you not so subtly told her she was a hot sexy lady
Speaking of... my female friend once told me she liked my pants. It was literally just a generic track-pants. Do women really just compliment random shit like that?
>>34061896Just keep the fan on, it's no biggie.
>>34061897Do you mean if I like binding or being bound?
>>34061897Yes a lot
>>34061903She was looking at your dick print
>>34061897Giving, not receiving.
>>34061897I’ve never tried it but am a little interested in rope stuff.Grabbing a woman by the wrists during sex is plenty for me, though.
>>34061901We chatted a bit on Monday. And I didn't mean it in a sexual way.
>>34061897if you're actually going to be mean and make fun of my little weenie and stick things in my butt and be enthusiastic about it then yesjust a waste of time if you aren't giving 110% though
>>34061910i dont think thats true. Plus, i'm like 3 inches when flaccid
why is there no big cock humiliation
If moid dicks still worked good when they were drunk to match the inhibitions of the drunk foid there would be a lot more babies made through alcohol throughout history. State gender and if you agree. Also send pasta im hungy
>>34061897I'd tie or cuff a girl up, but it's not something that I'm like dying to try out
>>34061906>>34061911Giving, duh stoopid moids
>>34061921*illuminationwhy is there no big cock illuminationit should be a light show through those gray sweatpants
>>34061922Instructions unclear, sending penis
Women do you like giving reach-around handjobs?
>>34061897Not particularly
flat women are the superior kind of women
>>34061922I’ve never actually gotten drunk enough to keep my dick from working, and I’ve had some very drunk sex in the floor before
>>34061895Rough.I found out my crush is getting piped by a guy a foot taller than me. So I'm just going to cope via the steam Christmas sale. I'll try again in spring.
>>34061926I'm a gentile so I think it might be antisemitic if I dominated you.
>>34061934It’s true and it makes me sad that they don’t believe us when we say it.
My gf is on the phone with me right now listening to her sleep before getting ready for work life is so peaceful I love her
>>34061938Be careful- catposter wants to nibble on your foreskin
>>34061927now presenting DICK LIGHTSsee the fear in her eyes while she sees the silhouette of your penis
>>34061939It's not that they don't believe it.It's that its not Chad that's saying it.
>>34061937Why are you only capable of having a crush on Stacy
Oh yeah, i forgot she's jewish.Hey kitten-poster, can you stop the rain tomorrow please? it already kinda cold
>>34061944Yeah, who would want an ugly bastard to lust after our bodies
>>34061944You guys have called me Chad before, though.
>>34061941Did she pass out from all the Desi Daru you have her?
>>34061937why are zoomers so short? in my day nobody was more than 4 inches shorter or taller than me, and I'm 6'5"
>>34061937How tall is he?
>>34061950She actually has a fetish where she wants me to drug her and rape her against her will women are so disgusting but hey I’m not complaining
Somebody please bounce on it already or I’m gonna die
>>34061954can't rape the willing
>>34061955*fat hairy sweaty gay man with poopy butt bounces on it*
>>34061930too much workhonestly penises in general take too much effort to get off
>>34061952Idk exactly, but I'm slightly taller than her at 5'7" and she's about an inch below his shoulders.
>>34061957That was my decoy penis covered in hot sauce so that guy got owned
>>34061956Sometimes I just she’s just dating me bc she has a monster fetish, I’m like 3 times her size
>>34061946Sorry no-can-do. We all agreed on maximum precipitation so there can be a white christmas this year, we're feeling generous and rewarding all the little christian kids after all. Also so we can boost streaming numbers of "white christmas"
Short kings RISE UP
>>34061897Not really, but it's a turn-on when a woman is turned on, so I'd try it if asked. Nothing extreme though.
>>34061965>having a decoy penisI bet you use that thing a lot, huh gay boi
>>34061945She's not. She's pretty overweight
>>34061960Even with your hips?
>>34061969kek
>>34061971I kinda painted myself into a corner here I’m not gonna lie
>>34061968Do Korean JW still celebrate Christmas?
>>34061973What am I doing wrong
>>34061968>Sorry no-can-doeven if i kiss you on the cheeks? :3
>>34061982Nta but what are you trying?
>>34061969Short king in my pussyyyyy
>>34061982Are you nightingale? If so you're kinda crazy
>>34061988Gross
WHY is captcha screwing up again?
>>34061944I'm chad and I say it all the time
>>34061961brvtal
>>34061937I'm short too. I need to get the lengthening surgery.
>>34061992Are you using 4chanx? Apparently the new captcha is bugged on 4chanx.
>>34061992Are you hitting next enough times?
What makes a foid love a moid?
>>34061988>Short king in my pussyyyyyWhat like the entire guy?
>>34062000Leader of men, demonstration of higher value, effective emotional regulation.
>>34062000Doesn't happen. Men and women can only be friends.
>>34061990I’m not crazy
>>34062000Thick muscular arms
>>34061997>I'm short too. I need to get the lengthening surgeryWestern governments should subsidize manlet surgeries, it'll improve birthrates.
>>34062000He isn't like Eugene or Chris Chan.
>>34062006You always talk about suicide and stuff. You're emotional volatile.
Why are gay men so much better at loving men than "straight" women are?
>>34062004I've tried these and they don't seem to help much.>>34062007This could help, though I'm not exactly DYEL or a manlet.>>34062009Definitely not that far gone.
>>34062011Because you are also a gay man.
>>34062011They let each other step out.
>>34062011The true black pill is that love is an emotion only men can feel.
>>34062009Is Eugene the opposite of Chad?
>>34062007My gf loves to bite me arms before getting cracked she knows how to get me in the mood
>>34061937>>34061961>bothering with women as a manletI'm sorry, Anon...
>>34062011I told you I'm bi. But you're welcome.
>>34062011What do you mean? Gay men are better at pleasuring men because they know what feels good for their dick
>>34062021I'll probably get height raising surgery too
>>34061897Is this too much for the bedroom?
>>34062026You will shit your legs up and your children will still be short. I don't see the benefit, personally.>t. 5'8 at best
>>34062004Erik von Markovich is 6'4"
https://youtu.be/NJWIbIe0N90
>>34062024>Thai prostitutes would like to know your location
Men would you be disappointed if she was wearing loose fitting white granny panties?
>>34061895>>34061937I'm >>34053900I almost relapsed into messaging my unrequited gym crush just for the affirmations. She still replies to me, but usually I have real things to talk to her about and not just bs.
>>34062038Yes
>>34061896>I hate tinnitus I hope I go deaf in my life if it means the ringing will go awayThis is why I need ASMR to sleep.>>34061921>why is there no big cock humiliationThere ishttps://youtu.be/vBJPlhnF3ao
>>34062024>What do you mean?"Straight" women:>Ugh, dicks are kind of ugly and funny looking>Men are hairy and gross>Women are way prettier than men, if i had the choice i would be a lesbian. But unfortunately i'm stuck with menGay men:>Rub your balls on my face pleaaaaase
>>34062038She basically wears nothing around the house anyway naughty lil girl
>>34062045Literally me with my gf except the light skin is the submissive horny one
i will embrace 2d women thank you very much at least those are for (You)
>>34062049That's our (my wife and I) secret, cap. We're both horny.
>>34062038Maybe a tiny bit but once they're off it wouldn't matter anymore.
>>34062038I couldn't possibly give a fuck.
The men get two wives, one who works a job like they do and one who raises the kids. The males who don't qualify get childless midna waifu sexbots. There I fixed we live in a society elect me as your next Elon Musk only $9.99 subscription plus tax.
>>34061897Yes to both giving and receiving.
>>34062052My relationship is better than yours bc it’s real
It's actually so fucking over.
>>34062040I'm not sure why you tagged me. But definitely get away from that strumpet.
>>34061985aww shucks i dont know if i can say no to thatokay ive repositioned the space lasers just for you anonie!
good night gay fags
>>34062066omg wait i have to go get my results, I forgot about that site
>>34062065I hope you get swatted like that one mission in RoN where you raid a discord streamers goon cave
hmm i should replay swat 4
>>34062066>>34062074wait what is the site I can't wait to help big data collect my face profile so they can inform me that I'm average
>>34062062If she's so great and real, why do you spend so much time on here?
>>34062076get the voice command mod thingTOC?TOC please respondTOC can you jerk it a littleTOC? I just pissed my pants.
Women have you ever cared for a man's well being that you get mad at him when he hurts himself?
>>34062082How did you hurt yourself today
>>34061895>Today I told the woman at the front desk that her hair looked nice, and she just stared at me for a few seconds before handing me my stuff.>I don't think I'm cut out for this, guysFI'd stay away from whatever establishment that is. She's likely already had a talk with security about you.
>>34062079All we do is work, sleep and have sex >>34062081PLEASE remember to exercise caution around civilians…TOC notifying trailers
>>34062084>How did you hurt yourself todaySlipped while running on the stairs
Wishing the blonde foids a great morning
>>34062087Are you worried about the bill that proposes banning H1B visas?
>going through phone>realize my ex's text messages are still on my phone>open them>read the last few messages>get sad, delete everything>can't focus on piano nowi hate this woman so much
>>34062084the penis-expander used her penis-expanding powers too hard and my penis expanded beyond 3d space and now I'm afraid my we-we will never again be constrained by the bounds of euclidian physics
>>34062089Idiot
>>34062091Yes who the fuck is going to deliver my doordash, do they really expect me to hop in my car and drive like some kind of peasant? Unbelievable.
>>34062082This is why my gf won’t let me travel to Thailand anymore with my friends :(
>>34062096mean :\
ChatGPT is brutally putting me in my place.
>>34062082>Women have you ever cared for a man's well being that you get mad at him when he hurts himself?Yes, I'm proudly the mom friend. And Mexican, so I'm usually mad as a default.>>34062087>All we do is work, sleep and have sexYou're doing none of those right now.>>34062098>trusting Indians with your food
>2d women would never hurt me!Yeah but like, 3d women can hug me and kiss me....
>>34062104how did you get it to be brutally honest? Mine just said a solid 8 or 9 with little-to-no explanation and then rambling on about body positive crap
>>34062104Someone should have AI analyze a thread again. I wasn't even namefagging but it still clocked all of my shit.
I gotta be honest, I’ve been going down a bit of a rabbit hole of corrupt cop videos on YouTube, and it’s kinda scary.. >police attacking people while drunk off duty and no consequences>barging in people’s houses without a warrantdo you guys have any input on this kinda stuff?
>>34062105>You're doing none of those right now.We’re on call right now and she’s trying to get some sleep before nightshift, clingy couple problems >trusting Indians with your foodNobody abuses the negative rating and review bombing system better than me lmao
>>34062074Why is this site lying to me???? i am like a solid 4/10
>>34062109that's just how the world is. lots of shit swept under the rug. could happen to any of us, you, me, whoever. try to minimize it by not living in a shit place but you never know.
Femanons, what is your interest level in anal?
>>34062109Unironically this is what I loved about doing nightshift security on campus
>>34062102I agree
>>34062114We’ve been trying but her pink little asian asshole is so tight I can’t even get in there without breaking her
>>34062114i'd say 6/10, i like it and find it hot but it's not something i want to do all the time, more of a specific mood kind of thing
>>34062108>proudly lives in the thread Touch grass beaner girl
>>34062114like out of 10?vaginal: 10Giving oral 8Receiving oral 3Receiving anal 5
>>34062104>neck-face separation is honelmfao just get ozempic breh
Can men and gays become friends?Or is romance inevitable?
>>34062104>cheeks dominate the faceThis I hate how my gf looks like an oversized chipmunk and kinda sounds like one too, cute but annoying lol
>>34062116theyre very cute and kind
>doctor randomly sends me a bill for twenty bucks for "reading my patient file", which I have not requested or is in any context fuck them hoes fr
>>34062132thanks for the cringe femboy AI slop
>>34062111It's adding point because of your milkers
I can hear my gf farting in her sleep, foids can you go 5 minutes without being disgusting neanderthals
>>34062136Why must you use kittens for this gross post
>>34062104Prompt? I want to try this when I get home from work.
>>34062138She won’t eat anything unless you deliberately put food infront of her, the woman is basically a giant household pet
>>34062133its not ai nor is it for or by femboys silly foid
>>34062140just google how attractive am I.it's a specific built GPT.
>>34062145Do you have to make an account
>>34062146idk, probably.
>>34062141Having a boyfriend that treats me like a pet sounds kinda hot ngl
this is what i want to do to toki (me on the left)
>>34062148Not everyone is nice to their pets.
>>34062148Get your own man kitten poster
god I wish that was me
>>34062153but i still dont have one :(
>>34062156That’s why we are the rarest type of male
Why do people want to fuck this rabbit so bad?https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_7ii4j8xLNo
>>34062159So that’s explains why my gf has this weird furry obsession with Nick from Zootopia
>>34061890Women need to be enslaved.
Twitter started defaulting to "For You" and keeps showing me baffling normie shit. What does this even mean?
>>34062104no way this shit is legit, it said I would be an 8/10 with a different haircut but I've literally had girls tell me I'm the ugliest guy they've ever met
>>34062168I have a wheat waffles haircut and even I have a gf it’s easy mode bro
How do men fall in love with online strangers over text so easily?
>>34062173They don't, those are just trying elicit either a nude pic, or sex.
I'm laying in bed with my girlfriend I met on atoga rn.
>>34062173Horny and/or lonely
toki would make for a great wife i just know it
>I just falsely accused you of rape!>Your life = ruined!>damn its so hard being a woman.>gotta fit in with the guys>piss shit fuck pussy juice period blood>am I one of the guys yet? Am I vulgar enough yet?
>>34062176Cute, how'd you meet?
>>34062159Short and fat ass is a nice combo
>>34062179Yeah no shit a fictional woman that actually acts like a female would make a great wife.
>>34062183what does that say about women
I need another abusive gf
Women:Would you actually fuck an average looking guy with a very fit body? I mean when you see an ugly guy on the street, if he suddenly was muscular, would that ever "change your mind" and you'd fuck him? And I mean as a hookup, you are actually horny for him, he's never gonna be more than friends with benefits. You would have to actually lust after him.
>>34062181In this general, we exchanged discords.
Erik Satie - Gymnopédie No.1
>>34062185Yeah? You want yout little dick stepped on bitch?
>>34062184why do they have the halo thing on their heads
>>34062190because theyre God's daughters
>>34062191so what does god look like in this
>>34062188oh i love that one, it sounds like minecraft music, the french impressionists are so nice
>>34062176How many tattoos or piercings?
>>34062176Is her cock bigger than yours?
>>34062189yes please, it's not little but we can pretend it is
>>34062173why you gotta attack me like that, its late
>>34061885What is the female equivalent of a dick measuring contest?
>>34062199Comparing clothing sizes
>>34062199who's had more abortions
>>34062199We don’t have time for that we share information about all the creeps so we can be safer
>>34062199Stealing another woman’s husband
>>34062186How would I know, attraction is looks+personality
>>34062203Yeah us guys talk about red flags with the local women. Body count is probably the biggest one.
I want to pet a kitty :(
I just pet my cat! :3
I love my cat so much
>>34062104>neck separation is goneOof
Guys, I hacked my nintendo switch, are you proud of me?
>>34062114High.
>>34062173Ideation. men are virtuous and tend to project their own virtue where women are insecure and tend to project their insecurities.
Femanons, what is your interest level in pegging?
>>34062228Zero
>>34062085>I'd stay away from whatever establishment that is. She's likely already had a talk with security about you.Damn
>>34062114even though i have to use rectal meds every night, anal has only ever been painful and unenjoyable for me, so zero
>>34062224>>34062229Jh
>>34062233I don’t know what that means
how do I talk to the cute cashier anons? she's exactly my type I need to talk to her
>>34062234Fuck off pedo
>>34062234>Wasted my time in other matters and run out of time to exact my vengeance on some ATOGA anons from here shame, I guess I will have to go all out on one random day and unleash everything. Since this is my last year here ever. I hope. At least one of them cries. Or even the Sar spammer.You mean dox?
In a way I kind of do wish women were like the porn I watch. Nothing beats seeing a female be happy and enjoy spending her life with you. Too bad it only exists in porn.
>>34062068Added you because I felt sympathetic. She asked me to play pickleball with her today and I told her I was busy (not a lie), but I think I'm gonna keep my distance until I go home for the holidays. I'm in a position where I'm gonna have to keep her as a friend but I can reduce my time around her. What did you buy on the steam sale?
god please let some employer get back to me
>>34062236Why are cashiers so often qts?
>>34062178>Resistance Win:Good morning, saar!
>>34062248It's the easiest social job they can get, they usually have some sort of side hustle that also utilizes their looks, if you know what i mean.
>>34062250Onlyfans and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race
>>34061803You're 90% dumb then, I was asleep for a few hours>>34061895Idk the whole context but desu that sounds more like lack of social skills on her part than yours >>34061951Nta but I'm taller than all my grandparents and barely 5'7" kek
>"here are my tips on how to do better dating">guy is 6'4''
>>34062259Don't listen to what he's saying, pay attention to what he's doing.which is selling snakeoil to losers, but also extruding extreme confidence, and advertising himself.
>>34062259Mystery?
A lot less poster, since they changed the capcha!
>>34062264I think some women fucked off. They can't into pattern recognition like men do.
>>34062248idk, but this is a first for me honestly, I've never seen one that made me go "wow I need to talk to her" but she's working, what the hell am I supposed to do?
>>34062265No, it’s the "next" button, it fails to showup on some phones!
>>34062264Fewer
Should I have a 500 calorie snack, or jack of to VR porn
>>34062269it's also the fact that women don't like sliding or swiping things to the right; reverse the direction and they'll be back.
>>34062272Kek
>>34062271nvm, I've made my choice.
>>34062272Initially I kep finding the pattern and it would fail me. I asked chatgpt and it said that my clicking oattern was seen as unhuman, or my speed.
>>34061992Is it? I missed this>>34062011I hate to break it to you anon but... you might be gae >>34062038No lol>>34062060>both giving and receivingBased switch>>34062062Delululu
Im using a chatbot and it just said that the supposed blowjob i gave was "mediocre at best" lmao
>>34062281Women are sucking off chatbots now?
>>34062087>All we do is work, sleep and have sexThat sounds dull af>>34062066It's so fucking over bc my personality is ass >>34062076>i should replay swat 4I should do this too (kill 4 fruit flies in the back room) >>34062092>can't focus on piano now>i hate this woman so muchUse that inspo to write a dramatic gothic piece>>34062104My nigga that's a robot
>>34062116Based Gundam enjoyer>>34062149I love how the artist put no effort into the dude lmao>>34062159She could judy hopp on that dick frfr
>>34062254WHOSE PIZZA IS THIS I CRACKA DEY SKULLS
Morning sexo with femanon to fix her mood for rest of the day
>>34062161Zootopia is a covert furry movie kek>>34062173Loneliness>>34062176Wild, atoga anons are whores confirmed>>34062188Holy shit I remember people at school having these toys lol
>>34062288she's married.
>>34062281Your chatbot is dominant, just like you wanted it.
>>34062250>>34062253>they usually have some sort of side hustle that also utilizes their looks>OFYou really think most people have OF lmao, touch grass>>34062287Lulz
>>34062268Nta but theres a cashier in store nearby whos absolutely gorgeous, we chatted a bunch, and she added me on ig. Shes a singerShes so nice and asks me hows my day and shit.
>>34062269I'm a drunken retard and I think this CAPTCHA is even easier than the previous I also have an old shitty phone and works fineAre y'all just dumb>>34062295>Shes a singerDoes she do any shows and stuff?
>>34062298Yeah it seems shes performing live sometimes
How do I avoid bisexual men as a straight woman? Nothing against it, I just find it repulsing to date a man like that and they are never honest about it which annoys me even more. I almost dated one too, what a waste of time. There are plenty of straight and bi women who have no problem with it so I even wonder why they hide it or whine about it.
You kiss a man who blows other men? On the lips? Lolll
>>34062295hmm I don't use social media, should I?
>>34062233Not me, but at least you know me well.
>>34062300Damn that's coolWell if she added you on ig it seems she's amicable with you, maybe ask when she's next playing, you could maybe get a drink with her after or something I went out with a singer she was cool (but then she went to go sing on cruise ships RIP)
>>34062288>>34062291and ugly and mentally ill
>>34062304For the chads out there, ig is probably the best dating app.For me? Well, it is an app.I got some girls to dms on ig and shit, we had long convos etc but only like 2 dates ever with them. I also did that with stranger women.Recently I added a younger hot girl from my gym and we had a small convo tooI think its worth having ig
>>34062307She did add me on ig but she also took AGES to reply so im assuming shes not interested or has a bf or somethingSucks Saw her 2 days ago in store, she was handing out a post package to me, her face up close is so nice
Had a bag of cheetos.
>>34062311Ah fairs, ah well she seems nice at least>she was handing out a post package to me, her face up close is so niceLol cute
The will wish they were dead.
>>34062303No I didn’t. I just went on a first date and didn’t like him lol.
Accidentally posted in the old threadI had a fun interaction with a stranger in my niche work field but I’m so ADHD that I forgot to ask his name or introduce myself. Would it be weird to reach out to him on LinkedIn?I googled details of his work plus information he shared about himself in the conversation to find him.Btw have you noticed the semi circle is usually the odd one out in the shape captcha puzzles?
>>34062316Based, which flavour>>34062321>Would it be weird to reach out to him on LinkedIn?Nah I don't think so>the semi circle is usually the odd one out in the shape captcha puzzlesNgl I didn't noticeMmm pizza
>>34062318
>>34062323Cheeze
Anons could you guest the age of my crush based on her voice?
>>34062326Why are you people so fucking annoying creepy.
>>34062311That reminds me of the hot blonde delivery girl who came to our old house...Once she came to my workplace with a friend who called me really cute, ofc I was too embarrassed to make any kind of move from that point
>>3406232612Trip on ENTJ
>>34062334>She is so funny she would say stuff like. "Sir, I am twelve"Nonce alert kek
>>34062326Nobody here can guess anything based on voice. You fucks always say different recess and she's when you guess based on my voice, at least.
>>34062339post?
>>34062321Based pattern recognizer
>>34062344I'm not recording one now, but I can find an old one if you want.
I was looking at a pic of myself and I never noticed how bad the bags under my eyes are. I've got eyes like Aleister Crowley. Maybe not that bad but they will be once I reach his age.
Why not?
>>34062323How long does it take a man to forget an unhinged quirk chungus they interacted with for few minutes?
The soreness on my back muscles is quite real today
>>34062347>>34062350WHAT ARE YOU HIDING?
>>34062353I'm getting ready for work. You want an old voca or not?
>>34062355What they guess? I don't know what are reces. I don't get what you were complaining about originally.
>>34062357Races*.Sorry, like I said I'm posting while getting ready.
>>34062358I already know anon.
What is the worst Myers-Briggs for a woman to have?
>>34062351I mean idk him but I wouldn't "forget" lolHe should at least recognize you if you try add him
>>34062360the one that makes them not blonde
>>34062359Now I'm the one who's confused.
>>34062363Then say something, something new. Prove yourself, maybe you show me that I don't really know.
>>34061895I asked an older woman at work if she got a haircut and I can't remember what she said, but she wasn't smiling and looked at me weird. Never going to do that again.
>>34062360INFJ, if you want to actually survive and get anywhere in life.INTP can be bad too, unless you don't mind being autistic.
>>34062373INFJ gang represent
>>34062369When you ask someone if something is different about them, you have to be SURE that you're right. Otherwise it will be awkward at best.
>there exists a r/HomewreckerGIRLS/ subredditFunny.Finding a "normal" woman on a dating or fetish subreddit is fucking impossible, because they're all just OF hoes spamming their shit. kek
>>34062381women are evil. Television, and movies, things like Disney portrait women in a very unrealistic way.
>>34062363And don't want to be the oneThe battles always choose?Would you say you don't know what you're fighting for?
My pasta bolognese brings all the foids to the yards>captcha includes ANALnice
>>34062382Never reply to me ever again. lmao
>>34062381>phalloid looking for a bimbo to cheat with
okay
>>34062386I don't like pasta anymore. Also my captcha is only shapes or numbers now. I miss these sorts of ones.
>>34062388Was actually on r/YoungSlutsForOlderMen, checked some profiles and saw one also posted her pictures on that homewrecker fantasy sub
Last night a massive pipe in my assisted living facility's fire sprinkler system burst while I wasn't on site. No one called or communicated with me in time otherwise I could have saved the building from hundreds of thousands in damage. I showed up as quickly as I could. Fire marshals were already there. Water just bursting through ceiling tiles. Not even kidding. Ankle deep water. Rushing down stairwells. Silenced the fire panel with the marshall, got the director of wellness on site and directed her and my assistant to begin evacuating the left wing immediately. 50 residents all 75 years of age ATLEAST rushing through sopped carpet and water dripping from ceilings. So much danger. Told the admin to help triple check rooms before I shut off the power. Downed the breaker panels, told the fire chief I didn't need him there anymore, got everyone evacuated safely and got a water extraction company and a sprinkler repair provider on site within 12 hours. I'm tired man. I haven't fucked in months. I work and go to the gym all the time and hang out with my dog. I'm so fuckin horny and sexually frustrated but I can't just fuck anyone anymore because my little heart wants connection Anyway good morning how are you adv
>>34062397jeesus what a clusterfuck. i'm chilling, hope the rest of your week goes better>heart wants connection yeah i feel that.
MenAutistic woman, adhd woman or bpd woman?
>>34062391>I don't like pasta anymore.I hate you then
>>34062406autism for sureadhd seems too unstable and I already tried dating a bpdemonNEVER AGAIN
>>34062411Fuck you. I've become a rice addict instead.
>>34062406autism > adhd > being alone > power gap > being gay > bpd
>>34062388The girl next door types are the best homewreckers, not bimbos.
>>34062413I like rice toobut not liking pasta makes you my enemyConsider your days numbered
>>34062411Kek, you know that she already apologized for the jeans ad?
>>34062381>go to a subplebbit specifically for people with a fucked up fetish>"all women are evil"Critical thinking: 0>>34062397>No one called or communicated with me in time otherwise I could have saved the building from hundreds of thousands in damageSounds pretty standard lolHopefully nobody got hurt, what a bloody nightmare>>34062406M, I'm probably all 3 so I'll take any I've dated an autistic girl and BPD ones, the autist was more chill (not much surprise there)Also crushed hard on a couple of ADHD girls I'll take the ADHDer
>>34062417It hurts my tummy now. I used to make lots of pasta dishes, but I just can't enjoy them myself anymore. I'll still fight you for being rude, though.
>>34062397>I work and go to the gym all the time and hang out with my dogThis isn't painter boy is it? What happened with the baddie?Else, I hope things go more in your favour soon>I haven't fucked in monthsTry 27 years...
>>34062430You are truly insanely fucking stupid.
>>34062433OK bit rude???How are you my drilla
>>34062424dont care>>34062431you're getting knocked out, pastahater
>>34062435I still don't know who this person is. Actress or model?
>>34062434>drillaAnother word for more filterlist to filter you out more easily, since you refuse to put on a name to your attention whoring shit spam.
>>34062435>knocked out>not knocked upMy disappointment is immense.
>>34062437Just googled it, she's an actress, was in Handmaid's Tale and Euphoria and stuffI'm ngl I thought she was older than 28...She does a lot of "brand endorsements" also though so I guess she's basically a model also >>34062439>Another word for more filterlist to filter you out more easilyGet some other hobbies broski
>>34062441>implying I'd fuck a person who hates pastaalso im not really into blatinas
>>34062430>>go to a subplebbit specifically for people with a fucked up fetish>>"all women are evil">Critical thinking: 0That's your weird conclusion, I said nothing like that.
>>34062435The hollywood harlot
>>34062443Oh
>>34062445>also im not really into blatinasThis upsets me greatly, though I understand it's not an uncommon opinion.
>>34062447I did mean to quote this anon also tbf >>34062382 who drew that conclusion from your post lol, so it was more directed at him
>>34062435She's hotter than Sabrina Carpenter and it seems like she doesn't hate men as much.
>>34062382>things like Disney portrait women in a very unrealistic wayAn animation studio renowned for adapting classic fairy tales and miscellaneous fantasy stories portrays people in an unrealistic fashion? Absolute madness, stop the press
>>34062454Sabrina the Carpenter knows her way around wood though, what can Sweeney Todd do?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnAaeP5jqbU
>>34062460I'd wager that Syd does know her way around a different type of wood.
>>34062453Next time just don't say anything.
What should I cook today?
>>34062462Ironic that bro cites monks as an analogy yet is embroiled with the ego and sweeping preconceptions>>34062466Knick knack paddywack give a dog a bone...>>34062467Sorry mum
>>34062373>INFJWhy? I'm an INFJ.>>34062302>There are plenty of straight and bi women who have no problem with itThis is not true in my experience. A lot of women are disgusted by bi men. >>34062437She's an actress whose claim to fame is having huge tits and showing them all the time. She takes every advertisement deal that comes her way, so she's in everything. >>34062445>also im not really into blatinasI'm on suicide watch rn>>34062448>The hollywood harlotRegistered Republican and dating piece of shit Jew Scooter Braun>>34062454How does Sabrina hate men? She sings about wanting to fuck them constantly.
>>34062470Some fire trap beatsOr maybe a bolognese>>34062464It kills me how bro was almost strangled to death and then carried on completely unfazed Looney Tunes ahh moment
cardistry is a fun hobby
>>34062433That's right I'm an INFJInsanelyNeuroticFuckingJunkie >>34062474>"cardistry"When you put tarot reading on your resume
37 years old nownever tried to get into romancenever tried to even go to massage parlors, strip joints or escorts either am I a sexual or just a wuss?
>>34062462The "true nature and reality of women" is one of the few things that stops me from wanting to kill myself desuI go to work or out somewhere fucking miserable then flirt with milfs and feel better
What if we merged those 2 together and created Sabrina Sweeney? That name sounds a lot better.
>>34062477Probably just a wuss, if you still find women sexually attractiveBut you could also just be an autist or really introverted or something and quite happy just chocking the chicken to satisfy your urges I can kind of empathise, whenever I got into a sexual situation I thought actually I cba
>>34062472>How does Sabrina hate men?
>>34062477If you weren't asexual before, you definitely are now. You missed your prime years without anything sexual and your body likely shut down those emotions as a cope. Use it or lose it.
>>34062485The full quote when she was asked for a songwriting tip at a Hitmakers was "write what speaks to you...add the weird chord progression and key change, and call men stupid in as many ways as you can"This sounds more like a satirical joke on the pop music industry at large desu than a dig at men lolI don't listen to her music but I'd hang out with her https://youtu.be/wEFz0gRoXxg
what if I started posting more pictures?started going out more?i think, maybe, i could find someone?
>>34062318>>34062326You're a pedo, Julian.
>>34062339>You fucks always say different recess and she's when you guess based on my voiceGood morning, saar!
>>34062382>things like Disney portrait women in a very unrealistic way.Henlo, saar!
>>34062450well im a pale slav, sue me>>34062472>I'm on suicide watch rnarent you a lesbo anyways?
>>34062492Poss could or you might be just as miserable and lonely as before Don't knock it til you try itTbh I only dated when I was going out and used an appIt turns out that meeting women actually helps with dating >>34062504What bro thinks women are like https://youtu.be/_yIHSH6kQoo
why is this celebrated for women but shamed for men?
>>34062472>How does Sabrina hate men? She sings about wanting to fuck them constantly.A lot of misogynistic rappers rap about fucking bitches
Best Xmas/Christmas gift for a male friend that travels a lot? I need some recommendations, budget under 20€
>>34062472>She sings about wanting to fuck them constantly.Truehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CI49SHRN0AY
>>34062514society is built around women having to have perfect bodies whilst their husband looks like homer simpson
>>34062514What am I watching >shamed for menI mean do you know how popular those k-pop boy bands are
>>34062506Pale guys are my target demographic. But I'm coming to terms with the fact that I don't need all people to like me, just the right people.
>>34062490Expecting people to understand the context of a quote taken out of context? We are reaching near triple digit IQ level.>>34062506>arent you a lesbo anyways?Bi, but it doesn't mean I don't like the validation of everyone finding me attractive.>>34062515>A lot of misogynistic rappers rap about fucking bitchesNot the same game and you know it.>>34062522A nice travel grooming kit. Most men just buy cheap shit, so even if he has one, you could probably get him a better one.
>>34062522Maybe like one of those neck travel pillow thingsOr a nice flask/bottleOr a funny travel card game or somethingYou are a good fren>>34062530It's over for tanned bros
>>34062532>>34062533Thanks for the ideas
tfw have to make a phone call so I'm getting drunk at lunchtime wish me luck brevs
>>34062485she is so hot and slutty
>>34062532>Not the same game and you know itPoint is you don't have to like someone to sexualize them
>>34062537>tfw have to make a phone call so I'm getting drunk at lunchtimeSocial anxiety?
The Government does not want you to know this but you can customize your cereal to have stuff you like in it.I put marshmallows in my Honey Nut Cherrios
>>34062542Something like that lolIt's ironic cause I was a receptionist for years making calls all day, but as soon as I have to make a call about something in my personal life I overthink it
>>34062543I put bananas in my Frosted Flakes.
>>34062082Yes.
>>34062548>>34062543Why not just eat muesli?
>>34062090Except me right
>>34062485imagine saying something like this in public I hope she gets terminally ill
>>34062485She got molested
>>34062555did you go to the gym yet?
>>34062559not enough apparently
>>34062548Isn't that too much sugar
>>34062564nta but pic rel
>>34062543>>34062548I mix my Fruity Pebbles and Cocoa Pebbles.>>34062553>Why not just eat muesli?Oil, bruv. Woy nawt juss eat droy burd food, innit?
>>34062472i've been thinking you were a larper for a while now, but this post really takes the cake. i hang out with other bi people almost exclusively and don't know any bi women who have an issue with bi men.
>>34062564Probably. But I like to imagine I'm so sweet because of all the sugar I eat.
>>34062532>Bi, but it doesn't mean I don't like the validation of everyone finding me attractive.that doesnt make sense>>34062530Pale guys are my target demographicwhy? dont you have a man anyways
I'm not talking about me. I have no problem with bi men, but a lot of women I've talked to about this both irl and online say they wouldn't date a bi man. And a few of them are bi themselves. I don't get it either.
>>34062575It seems like most bi women still like masculine men
>>34062575this and your weird random hatred of indians is what gives you away as a larper btw. no one actually gives a fuck about india it's an entirely made up 4chan phenomenon
>>34062573I have a man and a woman. Doesn't change the demographic I've always dressed for, though.
>>34062578Bi men can be masculine? Wtf
>>34062579spotted the indian
>>34062581nta but ofc they can, especially if their bi tendencies are more of the top energy
>>34062581It's more about perception
>>34062579>no one actually gives a fuck about indiaI've said this before but I lived in India for a few months and it was one of the best times of my life lol, unironically. Much better than the shithole UK
>>34062581this korrasami is a larper, whether she always was or this is a shapeshifter (using her name in the name field which i never saw her do previously) i don't know or care. bi men can obviously be masculine and as i said i don't know a single bi woman irl who has any issue with bi men. ofc, they are really bisexual, not "make out with a girl at a party for attention" bisexual.
>>34062580stop lusting after other men when in a relationship dude
>>34062584I think most men are bi by some definition. I don't count myself bi because I'm mostly attracted to women and Asian guys, if Asian men didn't exist I'd be 100% straight
For the bisexual anons, do you have a preference? I feel like even if you like both you might still prefer one over the other somehow, can you?
>>34062579You don't know many devs, do you?
>>34062593thats is extremely bi
>>34062583ok so it's just entj larping as korrasami lmao
>>34062575NTA. The opinion I have is that I don't get anything positive out of the knowledge that a man I like is attracted to and has had sex with men as well as women. I think that's the common consensus, though I've never heard anyone IRL say that they specifically wouldn't date a bi man. I feel like, with everything, apathy is the most common response to other people's preferences if they're not right in front of them.
>>34062596i know plenty of devs. but go off
>>34062594I've never had the chance to fuck a guy I was attracted to so being slightly bisexual is mostly about my presences with porn. Most men are ugly in my opinion but sometimes I spot a good looking guy irl, I wouldn't date or hit on them though. Why bother when women are a thing
>>34062593That's cope anon
>>34062592When did lusting after anyone come into this conversation?
>>34062010I’m not emotionally volatile. I am very good at repressing and only unloading where no one can see
I seriously can not get over that one girl I fumbled.Not even an ex, just a friend I grew close to and had a chance to make a move but due to my lack of experience I didn't know how to so I beat around the bush until she got bored and moved on and stopped talking to me. Even if she rejected me, I hate that I didn't at least try and I'll never know. It torments me every night I can't stand it. She was exactly my type on honestly could be considered easy mode which makes my regret so much worse.
>>34062599No it's not, not every Asian is attractive but 99% of men I find attractive are Asian. If I was born 50 years earlier I wouldn't even be aware of this shit
>>34062594I wish I was bi so I could just marry chad and be a househusband, life isn't fair
>>34062561No.. I haven't had time.
>>34062592Picrel is you?
Women, are you pervy at all?Are you pervy towards men at all?
>>34062594not really, i like men and women, but men are easy desperate whores so i've dated and slept with more of them.
>>34062610my god, just accept that you're bi, it's not a big deal
>>34062594I think I just like men more often because I exclusively dated men for the majority of my dating life. Dating a woman was new and fun and I love her, but I don't think I could as easily mesh with the average woman as well as I could with the average man.
>>34062604Yeah, Indian devs. Lmao
>>34062592stealing this pic for - reasons>>34062615yeah, sometimes, but mainly when I'm ovulating and doing well mental health wise
>>34062617I don't think it's right for me to assume a identity I feel no association with
>>34062615Yes. I don't hit on people anymore, though. Even before I was in a relationship, I'd embarrassed myself way too many times to continue risking my employment and reputation to be sexy for men in public.
>>34062579Go to any major city in the anglosphere and tell me that. They're all over Dallas and I'm sick of them. Especially at Costco. I'm genuinely considering getting rid of my membership and going to Sam's Club with the rest of the Latinos.>>34062594>For the bisexual anons, do you have a preference?I definitely prefer women. Some people are genuinely impartial, but I think most people have a preference.>>34062600Kys, I don't do the "saar" shit>>34062601I've heard a myriad of reasons. From not feeling like enough, to think gay sex is gross, to feeling lied to when they learn about it later on. >>34062615>Women, are you pervy at all?Yes >Are you pervy towards men at all?No, except for my HVAC guy. I will have him.
>>34062613No, im better built>>34062607you're seeking approval and are displeased when pale guys dont give it
>>34062619i don't know a single indian, because i'm american, and almost never come in contact with indians unless i am calling some customer service line that hasn't switched to robots yet. and that happens far too infrequently for me to develop any weird obsession with the country like you all seem to be paid to have
>>34062621thats called denial and repression but go off
Men are checking out of society at an alarming rate
>>34062625I like approval. Doesn't mean I want to fuck my boss because I want her to say I did a good job, or fuck my dentist when he says my teeth look healthy.
>>34062629who is alarmed?
>>34062630good job brushing your teeth there, kiddo.
>>34062626>i don't know a single indian>I don't see anyone complaining about X in an area mostly devoid of X
>>34062543Illegal cereal modification is a felony, anon.
>>34062630so why the reaction? >>34062450
>>34062635as i said. no one gives a fuck about india
>>34062594Yeah you are right, it is very common to have a preference, bisexual covers everything from the 60%-40% distribution to 80%-20% for example. There are people that have sexual feelings for both sexes but only romantic feelings for one. And AFAIK the most common experience for bisexuals is that these preferences also change throughout life, they are not set in stone. Personally I do not feel experienced enough with both to say what it's like for me. I am (as a woman) attached to dating men because I have an easier time finding tenderness, affection, intimacy etc in friendships with women than in friendships with men, so having very close female friends and a male romantic partner feels like a good way to sort of have both. At the same time I do find it easier, usually, to connect emotionally with women than men (my now partner being a happy but rare exception) and I don't rule out that if I ever got to experience a relationship with a woman where everything aligns, I would not want to go back to men. It's something I just don't know (and for the record, I do not feel emotions about the realization that I could well never find out, you simply always miss out more in life than you get to experience).
>>34062632Unironically makes me happy. Make fun of me or whatever, I live for compliments because my dad has never loved me or been proud of me.
>>34062627I've never suffered from repression anon, I've never been attracted to someone and suffered because of it. I've never been in denial either, I've never been in a heterosexual relationship and felt depressed cuz I was actually gay or something. I'm aware what bi/gays actually go through and I haven't had to deal with that stuff kek. That's why counting myself as bi is just wrong, I'm straight who'd tap fine ass without prejudice
>>34062638As I said, you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
>>34062641i too love praise so i get you lol
>>34062542On the phone rn and it's going alright, she's from the same place as my mum lol so we had a chat about that and what she's having for lunch but noe she got me on hold looking into smth
>>34062637The idea that anybody directly expresses to me the opinion that my entire being is generally unattractive to them based solely on factors I have no control over is very displeasing. It affirms common, indirect opinions I see that echo the sentiment, and it feels like it invalidates some of my effort.
>>34062572Diabetes
>>34062644>PLEASE CARE ABOUT INDIA PLEASE I WILL SPAM SAAR AGAIN PLEASE YOU MUST HATE INDIA LOOK HOW BAD INDIA IS
>>34062643Nta. You're bi.
>>34062615Yes. Not in a way where they would realize but I am. I went through a long dry spell where I worked as a call center operator and most of the coworkers I phoned with were older men, just hearing their mic pic up on their breathing (making it sound like they were panting in my ear) could be enough to have my imagination running wild despite not having a clue who this other person was. Women are hormonal and horny just like men, we just try harder to downplay it, especially when young, to avoid being judged or considered less than.
>>34062648Maybe someday. I feel healthier than I have ever been, though. Regular exercise and occasional fasting really work.
>>34062566Wtf he didn't take care of his skin, he needed protein and sunscreen
>>34062649I don't care if you care. Just don't speak for others.
>>34062654sorry, i will continue to be the voice of grass touchers and people who walk outside of their house for longer than the 3 minutes it takes to grab the bag of uber eats
>>34062653I will eat the sugar, idgaf about looking old
>>34062645I'm working on decoupling my appreciation for praise from feelings like love and attraction. I know most people who say nice things don't care about me as much as I think.
>>34062624>except for my HVAC guy. I will have himBlue collar anons it's only just beginning..........>>34062542Alright I finished the phone call and got it sorted it was chill, we had a good laugh together lol
>>340626573 minutes to grab uber eats? Bruv why are they not coming to the door?
>>34062660Based
>>34062660nta blue collar guys are unironically the most attractive subsection of men these days
>>34062609Don't fight it, your regret now will help you be more ballsy next time you are in a similar position. This is how people learn to take bigger risks, even if the lesson came at a high price.
>>34062661idk i don't order that shit it's complete garbage by the time it gets to you bc it's been sitting in a car for an hour lmao but every dev/wfh i know lives off it
>>34062650Only slightly, only 28% of my favourites on nhentai are yaoi, I only follow couple of artists like Seki Sabato.
>>34062609why not reach out to her?
>>34062643anon, not being straight doesn't have to mean you suffer because of it, thats often the case but not the defining factor the defining factor is wether or not you feel some amount of sexual interest in your own gender, which you clearly do
>>34062620>doing well mental health wiseI thought it would be the opposite
>>34062637Horses are so badass if I could have a superpower it would be summon horse.
>>34062615yes but only towards the person i like.
>>34062673NTA, but same. But it can talk.
>>34062672that makes no sense, why would my body try to push me to engage in behavior that in theory could end in pregnancy when I'm already at my limit?maybe if I was a guy that would be how this works
>>34062673just like, any wild horse? can you imagine the pure chaos this would bring? this should be a d&d spell
>>34062663>blue collar guys are unironically the most attractive subsection of menWhere lmao>>34062666>every dev/wfh i know lives off itI agree it's retarded but desu when I was wfh I did get a lot of takeawaysCooking is much better tho>>34062672I assume they mean the more depressive kind of bad mental health where you don't want to talk to anyone or do anything
>>34062671I think the politically correct term is heteroflexible
>>34062677nta but i've used sex as self harm by proxy before, it's definitely a thing
>>34062683why are you so allergic to calling yourself bi? lol
>>34062677>maybe if I was a guy that would be how this worksAs a guy when I'm depressed I'm an incel and avoid everyoneWhen I'm manic I flirt and get a bunch of phone numbers then think fml and don't even remember the women whose numbers I got
>>34062684yeah, that is a thing, but outside of women that use their sexuality for self harm or emotional regulation, libido seems to go down when you're not doing well in my observation
>>34062683Nigga you are sweet as a sugarplum
>>34062686yeah makes sense but what about your masturbation and porn consumption?
>>34062677>>34062684This, very common, I'd argue more so for women because fewer men are in a position where they can use casual sex at will to numb or distract themselves.>why would my bodyOur psychology does not exactly always align with our biological interests. Otherwise self-harm in general would not be a thing.
Good, they fixed the capcha.Yesterday, I was unable to press next.Anyone else is tired if manmade’s ads?
>>34062680united states, unfortunately
>>34062647I think thats pretty weird if you already have a person who likes you for who you are.Why would others matter at that point. There's already proof that you're capable of being loved>>34062673I think they're pretty cool too. But im terrified of them when actually next to them. My neighbors horse is giant
If it true women can tell you're a virgin by you not seeming interested?
>>34062691>Otherwise self-harm in general would not be a thing.yes it would because it's using physical pain to drown out emotional pain, which is 100% logical
>>34062671>anon, not being straight doesn't have to mean you suffer because of it, thats often the case but not the defining factorNTA but I get what they're saying. I do consider myself bisexual but would also shut up about it in a lot of situations because when you are talking about being part of a sexual minority or not, it does matter whether you are discriminated against and all that.It's like someone being technically mixed race but passing as white. Of course that does not make them white, they are what they are, but if they want to chime in when it comes to racism they are not really in the right position to even know, and darker-skinned people would rightfully get angry if they pretended otherwise.
>>34062693Flyover state?
>>34062677Women seem to find their horniness bad sorta
>>34062696yes
>>34062695Approval isn't exclusively tied to relationships.
>>34062698thats not what this is about at all, I totally get not calling yourself bi publicly irl, but fighting it this hard anonymously online is pure cope and denial
>>34062697It is 100% logical psychologically speaking, but that was my point, that psychological interests and biological interests do not overlap entirely. Using casual sex when you feel bad scratches the same itch any other self-destructive habit does: it makes you feel alive, it takes you away from your pain for a moment, it seems to fill a void (until it doesn't). If you can see the logic of cutting to take the pain away (despite the damage it does) then you can apply the same reasoning to engaging in risky sexual behavior to dull the pain.
>>34062690>what about your masturbation and porn consumptionSame thing there, when I'm depressed I go weeks without fapping/being sexual, when I'm manic I can fap all day long, my libido goes from 0 to 100 but I try to keep busy with other projects and things
>>34062696I can't tell if a guy is a virgin until I know he's single and I judge his reaction when I flirt with him physically.
>>34062703it kind of is if the problem was the race I didnt find attractive.
>>34062701I don't, I really like horny me, but she only comes out when I feel good to begin with
>>34062708What's the virgin reaction? Pure terror?
>>34062704Perhaps you are right, I read >>34062643>I'm aware what bi/gays actually go through and I haven't had to deal with that stuffas the reason for not wanting to see yourself as part of that group, even anonymously in this case I guess.
>>34062693Fuck it I'm moving jk>>34062696If you're acting like a tsundere then yeah maybz
>>34062709I don't see how. A person I'm talking to affirming racial biases that apply to me will obviously make me feel bad in any context.
>>34062685I don't like labels, especially when they literally wouldn't fit. I've been single for most of my life, if I called myself bi people would assume I'm gay cuz I've never had a girlfriend. Plus it's kinda political and people assume you've dated men etc etc>>34062689Thanks
>>34062709Which race?
>>34062658You'll still have diabetes
>>34062705the same mechanism also works for physical discomfort, which is why people with self harm tendencies often try to use other slightly painful but not harmful methods to scratch that itch, like very spicy things, pressing spiky things on their skin or snapping rubber bands against their wrists or why it's so hard to not scratch when you have chronic itching, because it temporarily relieves the itching by overpowering the sensation with the scratching or how you can tie something around your feet very tightly to help with restless leg syndrome because the tightness is stronger than the nerve impulse to move
>>34062711Must be nice
>>34062696It's feigned disinterest. You can see it a mile away.>>34062721100 meters
>>34062712It's always a uniquely awkward and fast reaction. Pulling away, jumping in surprise, etc but with a pretty blank expression. As opposed to embarrassed or upset or any other emotion.
>>34062699no, i live in an "elite" city where everyone has 3 degrees and cries over pronouns
>>34062707yeah, that checks out
>>34062726How can you tell it's feigned, and he's not just gay or something?
>>34062696No. You can have a hunch, but that's about it, Plus some men that are no virgins are still quite awkward and uncomfortable with women.
>>34062718the context was you talking about impregnation, and seeing as we'll never meet anyways, why would my opinion on the matter actually matter to you?I still hate you for hating pasta more>>34062721follow the convoBut I really hate Monaco GP and other street circuits
>>34062730It’s obvious from their body language and how visibly nervous and uncomfortable they are.
>>34062732I made a pun about knocked out vs knocked up, I wasn't serious about wanting you to impregnate me. Obviously.And you fucks call ME autistic.
>>34062729Kek yeahI think I'm bpd though not bipolar and hence still virgin
Wow
>>34062679OKay I mean like a horse that is cool with me and lets me ride. Maybe a magical not actual living horse, like a summon horse spirit thing idk.>summon wild horseI would feel bad using this lmao>>34062676Lol I think I'd be creeped out>>34062695Yeah they're huge, kinda surreal riding one for the first time.
>>34062736then why did you get so upset if its a joke
>>34062743i just can't stop picturing a wild horse suddenly appearing at a breakfast diner or a run down bar or something
>>34062740the fear of being too open is actually justifiedNEVER open up to a woman
>>34062744I got upset at the revelation that someone I'm talking with confirms a racial bias against me. Not the stupid pun response.
>>34061895Are you the idiot who kept making threads about the front desk girl 6 months ago? Did you finally make your move and was this it?
>>34062746>NEVER open up to a womanNTA. I fear this is correct.
>>34062749No, I've never been an OP.
Calling yourself bisexual when you've never dated a person of the same gender is the equivalent of "I'm a huge fan of movie X but I've never watched"It's just silly
>>34062753It's about attraction, not experience. I'm straight despite being an incel.
>>34062753Sexual attraction doesn't have to mean you act on it. I realized I was bi way before I was actively motorboating tits.
>>34062744Because she’s also a humorless and clueless autist.
>>34062753So following your logic, virgins (or even non-virgins that have not been in a relationship) can have no meaningful idea about the sex they are attracted to at all?
>>34062746the other day i got home from work and my gruff blue collar bf was all choked up over a sad moment in the book he was reading. it was very endearing
>>34062669I can. I still message her every once in a while, we're on good terms, but it's not as often as it used to be, she rarely messages first anymore, and she leaves on read a lot. She has a new gang of friends that are far more interesting and cool than me (she's in another city, not far though). I think it's just too late.
>>34062759Fuck you, I'm hilarious.
>>34062748>I got upset at the revelation that someone I'm talking with confirms a racial bias against mewhy? If it was meant to be lighthearted.
>>34062760Yeh, what's the point of being straight if you've never dated a girl? It's a silly identity>>34062757But it is about experience if you label yourself, people will assume you share their experiences.
>>34062753i knew i was bi until i ate pussy then i thought i was gay until i got some good dick then i knew i was bi again
>>34062761so are you filing for the divorce on your own or will you discuss it beforehand to give him a false sense of hope?
>>34062745It would be so insanely badass.
>>34062766Oh, was it a joke?
Bad Luck Femanon Bad Luck Very Bad Luck
>>34062769>divorceShe said bf
Males there is one week left until decemberween. What do you wish for?
I need a girl who looks like her name is Sophia but it's actually Emily.
>>34062767>what's the point of being straightThere is no point, straight is just a way to describe that the sexual feelings, fantasies, dreams etc you have revolve around the opposite sex. It only makes sense as a tool to describe the direction your desires go. A descriptor. Besides even if you have never dated, if you read gay to people (especially as a guy but in some regions also as a girl) you will still get shit for it, sexually/romantically inexperienced or not, so it has already become part of your social identity whether or not your sexuality has materialized in any meaningful way beyond your inner life.
I wish I could meet JH just once so I could say how incredible she truly is, even if it got me smacked in the mouth. Ik I'm a loser for thinking about such things, but regardless she needs to understand that people can and do find her worthy and capable of great things.
Are any of the femanons here straight?
>>34062753I used to be a cross dresser who fantasized about getting fucked and sucking cock. Had many shameful gooning nights.Now I don't think about that at all anymore and all I want is a normal relationship with a female and to be a father. Am I not straight?
>>34062769well first off you don't have to divorce your boyfriend, however i plan on staying because i love him. cuddling with him because he was sad over a book was silly and cute
>>34062771No I was seriousYou said you were joking
>>34062779Can you say you really know someone just based on anonymous conversations on a public internet forum?
>>34062780Straight women don't exist. The female body is just too beautiful, all women are potentially bi.
>>34062786i think all humans are bisexual with various levels of repression
>>34062777Nice trips, but neither of those are my name.>>34062780Yes sir.
>>34062783I made a pun, you made a blanket statement about finding an entire demographic unattractive. Do you not see the difference that would explain the different expected reactions?
>>34062786This is bullshit, granted I am bi but my best friend from high school would literally have a hard time not pulling a face if the idea of being with a woman came up. There's also a lot of women that do sexualize the female form but are still grossed out by the idea of eating pussy. I have also been friends with one of those, whenever she was drunk she would compliment me to no end, every other sentence there would be the "but the one time I was with a woman I hated and I don't want to try again" disclaimer.
Girls, what would you think about your boyfriend having a pantyhose fetish?
>>34062785Of course you don't, yeah maybe I should've just not posted anything.
>>34062791hey hey guys don't fight. i'll say something that will offend everyone here so you have something else to seethe over if you want
>>34062780I am but I’m ugly
>>34062789>>34062792Appreciating the human form is different from wanting to fuck it desu
>>34062793it’s too cold for me to put them on now. What about my mom’s old leg warmers?
>>34062791Seeing as both have the same effect on both partiesI really dont get why you got so upset
>>34062800You are right about that. It was mostly the amount of compliments, her explicitly calling me sexy and also getting a little touchy that made it frustrating that she was not actually up for anything. Aesthetic appraisal can be very intense with zero sexual undertones - like with most artwork.
>>34062793That's a pretty benign and easy fetish, so it seems fine to me.>>34062795You better not say what I think you're going to.
>>34062793I don't know what it says about me that I instantly assumed he wanted to wear them himself. But if he likes to see them on women, totally innocent and commonplace preference/kink. If he wants to wear them, less commonplace but still not like I would care.
>>34062804WHITE MEN ARE UNATTRACTIVE
Why do I get ignored on such a large scale?
>>34062808you're boring
This post made me want to kiss strangers at a club. But like, in this sort of classy wayhttps://www.instagram.com/p/DSKj9S2CNTi/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
>>34062802My unserious pun about being knocked up in response to your unserious joke about physically assaulting me bothered you as much as your explicitly serious statement that you find an entire demographic unattractive bothered me? Okay. Then I apologize. I'll avoid responding to you in the future if puns sting as bad as affirmations of racial biases to you.
>>34062781Of course you're straight
>>34062746This.>>34062761This is not what anyone means by opening up, it does not mean crying at a Disney movie or whatever, it means abruptly grabbing your hand at night and going "Once when I was 8 I found a dead body and I will now describe it in visceral detail because you're the only person I trust with this information" then 2 weeks later she goes "Yeah that story turned me off so bad I can no longer see you as a man, not because the story was traumatic, but because even as a child you're a worthless little bitch for not being stoic towards corpses, real men regularly walk over the corpses of their dead enemies, how can I expect you to genocide entire subhuman populations for me if you're this much of a bitch?" Then she kicks you out and tells you to never speak to her ever again.This is why men must never ever open up.
>>34062807Only I am, the rest are fine.
>>34062807Someone get him the fuck out of here.
>>34062811I wasn’t getting upset. You took offense at my expression of dislike of blatinas
>>34062810None of these are classy. It's all slutty
>>34062245Wishing you luck anon, I'm sure one will eventually xElse come lift alcohol crates with me in supermarket
>>34062805What about both wearing AND seeing the girl wearing pantyhose?
thoughts?
>>34062777Come to bongland, Emily's are a dime a dozen>>34062776I wished for some money and actually got it, manifested it kek
>>34062813that doesn't happen at nearly the scale you insist that it does lol. unless you are trauma dumping that information on date 2, or just straight up not vetting the people you are dating at all, which seems likely, since men are desperate whores that will settle for any hole that will accept them
>>34062776Peace on Earth, mercy mild and a girlfriend in 2026
>>34062817Maybe classy isn’t the right term… but it’s not trashy. It’s a club in Paris and they all look good. But also like teenagers lol.
>>34062820Sexyy, would go well with a witch cosplay
>>34062822If men had standards as hard as women did the human population would drop to 20 million globally over the next 70 years.
>>34062816You JUST said "Seeing as both have the same effect on both parties". Are you being like this on purpose?
>>34062820Looks nice, especially with the pleather skirt.Are you corduroy pants anon?
>>34062826I was thinking an outfit of this sort. Probably all black, black skirt, black boots, etc.
>>34062820FUgly. Eggplant color I hate it
related to the pantyhose convo, does anyone actually like pointy shoes? i've always thought they were insanely ugly and i never got the appeal
Women are dressing too slutty, explain yourselves
>>34062829I’m not but I did post another pic last thread
>>34062827If men had the same level of antipathy towards women as the reverse I doubt we'd make it another 70 years
>>34062828Wym? How does some random slavs opinion on blatinas have any effect on your life? I’ve never even seen one irl
>>34062831I get you, I feel like it has to be a little darker and more on the red side to look good.
>>34062827so you admit to having zero standards, date bottom of the barrel girls, and say shit like "never open up to a woman" as if you've ever dated one that wasn't horrible. do what you always tell women to do and choose better mates, idiot
>>34062835Brown nails?
>>34062842Won’t confirm or deny
>>34062832MI could take them or leave them. I think they look nice with some dresses but don’t think the same dresses would really look worse with other shoes.
>>34062834i'm wearing black sweats and a baggy black teeshirt. the fuck do you want from me
>>34062838Do you specifically ignore my posts in your responses? I've expressed why it bothered me. I always have racial biases looming over my head, though I obviously detach generalizations by unknown masses from my feelings. But having someone I'm directly talking to affirm those biases in my face echoes those generalizations and makes me worry about the actual presence of those things in my actual life.I'm not looking for an apology or anything like that, it's clear you don't give a fuck about me and I don't give a fuck about you, but the idea that you're literally incapable of empathizing with my thought process is making me feel insane.
>>34062841Better mates rarely exist and are instantly grabbed up by Chads who can sniff out good women from bad due to the bad giving them sex since birth, again if we did the global population would be less than 20 million people in 80 years because no woman was good enough so "good couples" would barely reproduce. There is a reason the bible says only exactly 144,000 people will be raptured. Imagine one day 100k people vanish the next we're all burning, because we deserve it.It's far less practicable to do that than just follow the golden rule:Never open up to women period
On the whole never open up to women thing, I do feel guilty. Because one time I used my ex’s worst trauma against him. In a moment of reactive abuse. And I regret it to this day, partly. Partly not because he actually told me he felt validated when I said that. But it was also because he would use shit against me for so long, and I just started to do the same. But I guess, this thing he opened up to me about, while it made me feel even more care towards him and trauma bonded me to him more, it also did kind of change my view on things. I don’t want you guys to think men shouldn’t open up to women at all though. I personally really value vulnerability from people, as someone who can be pretty vulnerable myself. It’s a way to connect and bond to each other. It just has to be the right person, and unfortunately, me and him weren’t that.
>>34062846You have your own racial biases tho? How do you think the anons reading you express those feel?
I am never going to be in love again in fact I think I’ll be dead in a year
>>34062847big long paragraph of cope because you're too retarded to pick a better gf. got it
>>34062852Most men will never have the opportunity to pick a better gf period, you are asking us to go extinct because men are the only realists who know we have to settle for shit because most of us are shit, women are the only delusional ones who want to wait out for rich Gigachad of their dreams.These replies are exactly why I am a hardcore statist who believes in holding people at gunpoint every hour of the day.
>>34062843Cute color and sweater, ladyA dark purple would look good on you.
>>34062845Not him but a hug and maybe some snuggling on the couch
Femanons, would you entertain a relationship arrangement like JH's throuple?
>>34062853yes, please remove your inferior genes from the genepool so i can stop reading your retarded cope posts
The monitor stands have arrived.I am finally free from (some of) the clutter that has haunted me since the day I got this desk.Still not even remotely clean, but at least it made the desk feel bigger.
>>34062854Awww thank you :3
>>34062848yeah this just sounds like you were in some mutually toxic thing.I haven't read the rest of the context for this but you dont have to apologize, justify, or explain random details about yourself.The people here know this, they're just venting because life is a struggle for them, or they're shitposting to let off steam. Your circumstances make sense.
>>34062858Never, I'm an incredibly jealous woman
>>34062860Noice, organize your lil shit tho
>>34062849That's not what we're discussing. If you're saying you said what you did specifically in retaliation to something I've said that you've had an issue with in the past, then you should've said something sooner.
>>34062762but is she single?
>>34062858maybe, if i liked them both enough. but in my current relationship, no. he's mine only
>>34062865I'll do it the next time I get restless, for now this is enough effort on my end, lol.
>>34062862Thanks, I appreciate that. Still not proud of what I did as I’m sure it damaged his ability to be open about it in the future.
>>34062858None of you here know about my arrangement beyond the basic shit I've mentioned ITT.
Anal sex is truly disgusting, and no one would ever even think of doing it if the didn't see it in porn first.
>>34062858Absolutely not
>>34062859Idiocracy has already won, the only one seething here is you, your children will live in a world where mine will impede them and hold them down at every step and you will do nothing but cry because I was smart enough to reproduce with an awful woman I tricked into having kids with me.
>>34062871if he was abusive in the first place, who cares? do you think i feel guilty for slashing my ex's tires after he pushed me into a wall and cheated on me? no, i don't.
It'd probably be so easy to manipulate JH.
>>34062873What more do we have to know? Youre in a polycule. That’s it brother
>>34062874MI agree.
>>34062793I see that femanon's feet really did a number on you. It was pretty hot that she was wearing them under pants.
>>34062876bro i'm not even going to remember this post in 10 minutes when i go to work. continue to cope
>>34062873Which is already a lot.
>>34062878It is.
>>34062878Probably so, just like most polyamorous people.
>>34062866Dude you really need to start making sense. Pick the issue you have a problem with.My expression of racial preference is somehow wrong because it does some bullshit mental conformation in your head but you expressing your racial preferences is somehow not on topic here?
>>34062874Yeah femanon I'm sure the ancient greeks and the Chinese and so on learned about anal sex from pornhub. As an aside the equivalent of anal sex from a male perspective is taking your girlfriend camping, she sees lots of media romanticizing it and maybe she thinks she likes nature but by the end of the weekend she'll never want to come with you again. My advice is to just let your guy hit it from behind once and 90% chance he'll never want it again, same as taking a chick camping, like yeah it sucks having her there in the first place and I'm sure a dick up the ass isn't great but you just have to let them get it out of their system.
>>34062881Not sure what femanon you are talking about. Besides, feet without pantyhose or stockings do nothing to me, weirdly enough.
>>34062874I don't think it's disgusting, but I do think I never would've tried it and learned to enjoy it if it weren't for the taboo of it in the first place encouraging me.>>34062878I'm smarter than you guys give me credit for just because I'm honest about the mistakes I've made.
>>34062881Not him, but one of the more unnecessarily erotic things I’ve seen in my life came courtesy of a woman wearing hose beneath pants.She was sitting on a couch while I was standing nearby and talking to her, and her pants were loose enough that I could see down the front of them, seeing most of her panties and the tights.
>>34062873You're the sex slave for a white couple wtf is so complicated about that?
>>34062879>>34062884If the throuple existing is the only aspect of the arrangement you're talking about, then sure. I thought you were discussing the specifics.
>>34062858yeah, having to try and satisfy one moids expectations all by myself is way too much for me
>>34062890But you’re stupid enough to do a taboo just because it’s a taboo
>>34062890>I'm smarter than you guys give me credit for just because I'm honest about the mistakes I've made.You're in a non-monogamous relationship.
>>34062888Lol what's so bad about taking a chick camping
When should I tell my MIL that I’m pregnant if I’m 90% sure she will tell the extended family even if I ask her not to? I wanted to tell my husband’s immediate family at 8 weeks but I’m worried his mom is going to tell the rest of his entire family despite us asking her not to.
>>34062887>Pick the issue you have a problem withThe same one we've been talking about this whole time. My pun and your response to it being different in tone and reasonable impact. You're the one who introduced outside shit to this conversation multiple times. But this conversation isn't interesting anymore. You're either being purposefully frustrating or just incapable of staying with the point when you're the one who asked for clarification.
Lol lmao even
>>34062893Im out of the loop. Did her and her white gf add a third or did she break up with the white gf and get with 2 new people?
>>34062903Don't you know it's bad luck to discuss pregnency in the first 12 weeks?
>>34062904You blew this out of proportion by taking offence
>>34062228I'd try it, because I kind of want to try everything I can do with my partner at least once. I used to be a lot more interested in it, but dont think I'd get much out of it anymore.
>>34062893That's racist, reductive, and false.>>34062896I was stupid enough to put stuff in my butt for Internet attention as a teenager. That was what was retarded of me to do. Enjoying it and continuing to enjoy it outside of that context isn't stupidity anymore. It's probably still pretty unflattering of me, though.>>34062897And if that's the one point you want to judge my intelligence on, go for it. I don't think that means I'm easy to manipulate, even in a vacuum.
It’s always the most woke Black people who only date white people. It’s just funny is all. Like when racist white guys marry Dominicans
>>34062895It would be a moid and another woman
>>34062906If you actually care, it's the same woman.
>>34062907I don’t think it’s bad luck. It’s mainly just about the risk for miscarriage and having to have that awkward conversation with a bunch of old people rather than just our closest family
I remember being at an exhibition for a black artist whose entire art collection was about Black Pride and suffering, and there was only one drawing of his white wife. Lol
>>34062914I did care, it was an interesting development if that was the case and im nosy about how it happened. No judgement from me how other people choose to be happy
Throuple? More like, eheh, poople.
The only thing that alarms me about thread celebrity JH’s throuple is that she wants to raise kids with them.That is fucking bananas to me. I do not see that situation working.
>>34062913well yeah, so there would be another woman he can pester if I need alone timesounds ideal, in fact, there should be like 20 other women
>>34062920Who cares if it works so long as she keeps posting about it?
>>34062920LMAO I think it would be hilarious. Especially if the white gf has the kid.
>>34062889Damn you missed it then. I'm not even a footfag but I thought she had super cute feet lol>>34062891mustve been a weird angle or some extremely loose pants for that to happen. What pose was she in? I'm having trouble visualizing
MenDo you actually like it when a woman chases you/pushes for conversation when you’re not interested?
>>34062925What would be worse—if just one of them had a kid or if he has children with both of them?
https://youtu.be/4NO5BtT1w-s?t=1399lmao at women in 2025
>>34062927How should I know? This doesn't happen to anyone here.
>>34062920I can't tell how much of this is real and how much is comically distorted telephone, but that doesnt sound like it would end well.
>>34062927I don't think this has ever happened to me but I would probably not like it. It depends how she is I guess
>>34062930Not watching, what is it
>>34062927I’ve only had that happen once, and I didn’t enjoy it.I do not enjoy rejecting women and making them feel bad about themselves, and I find people trying to force something to happen to be pretty annoying.
>>34062918If you'd like to know the details.>dated her>she had a lot to deal with and we stopped seeing each other>she wanted to officially date again but I didn't want to so quickly >continue to be friends and eventually fwb>she tries to set me up with a guy>don't date him, but we also become friends>they start seeing each other instead, her and I stop being physical>we all continue to be friends and we get very close>eventually they ask if I'd like to be involved with them physically >say no because I don't want to get involved if it's only physical>they express that it'd be more than that>they keep the offer on the table and I eventually have a serious talk with them about our intentions, concerns, goals, etc>the outcome was that it felt like we were all on the same page, so we got together
>>34062926>What pose was she in? I'm having trouble visualizingShe was just sitting with her legs crossed.I really hope one of her friends told her to wear a belt with those pants the next time she wore them because that was probably the hardest I’ve ever had to poker face in my entire life.
>>34062932I think I’m understanding the situation correctly. A month or so ago, I believe she was having a pretty lengthy conversation itt about how she knew of other parents in similar situations and felt comfortable going forward with it.I could be wrong, though. That could be someone else that was saying that, and I may have gotten some wires crossed.
>>34062920I understand that it's not traditional, and I also share worries related to the lack of information on how it would affect a child developmentally. But tangentially related information about households with several parental figures cohabitating makes me feel more comfortable with the idea. The issue with unconventional family dynamics seems to stem from inappropriate boundaries between children and their siblings moreso than having more than two parental figures. But I'm obviously open to learning more from whoever has opinions on the subject.
>>34062941I feel like knowing parents who do that means nothing. Do we know any adults who grew up with that, and are functional?
Ngl I don't 100% believe that JH is willingly in the trouple or the fact she was to give birth. She hates cum why the hell would she have it inside her in order to get pregnant at all let alone it be some other girl's boyfriend? Cuck shit maybe but 100% genuine taking part from all 3 I don't buy it.
>>34062944This is legitimately so distressing for me to think about. I implore you to not raise children like this.Your children will see one of the women in your relationship as more of an aunt than a mother.Was this your idea?
I talk a lot of shit about other peoples relationships for someone who can’t get into one. But I’d rather die than deal with what some of these people out here do
>>34062947>This is legitimately so distressing for me to think aboutGet a fucking grip.
>>34062920She's a mentally ill freak. Probably thinks that she can steal the bf from her. It's too late for her to have (healthy) children anyway.
>>34062944I don't think it would be impossible to raise a kid in these dynamics but if I were you I would look back at how this relationship started and *really* consider weather having children with these people is a good idea.I don't know you, and I trust that you are intelligent to enough to make the right decision.>dated her>she had a lot to deal with and we stopped seeing each other>she wanted to officially date again but I didn't want to so quickly>continue to be friends and eventually fwb>she tries to set me up with a guy>don't date him, but we also become friends>they start seeing each other instead, her and I stop being physical>we all continue to be friends and we get very close>eventually they ask if I'd like to be involved with them physically>say no because I don't want to get involved if it's only physical>they express that it'd be more than that>they keep the offer on the table and I eventually have a serious talk with them about our intentions, concerns, goals, etc>the outcome was that it felt like we were all on the same page, so we got togetherThis all seems like something that could fall apart or get ugly really easy.I've almost been in poorly planned out non monogamous situations a few times and I'm very glad I didnt end up with those people. I also know that you want children and for lack of a better word are going to be more desperate to enter into a situation like that. I don't know, I'm happy for you if it's what you really want and hope it works out for you and your kid.
>>34062944That poor fucking kid, lmao.They're going to kill themselves when they start socializing because of the bullying they're going to get.If JH has any sense of care for her future child, she'd stop being selfish and give them a proper family.
>>34062945In all fairness, I don’t know anyone who grew up in a household like that.I would also think it’s just plain common sense that something like that would negatively impact a child’s development, but what do I know…
Is the secret to a relationship suffering? Giving up something you stand for? I don’t know a single woman or man who isnt biting their tongue about their partner. Some of these men, I would be embarrassed to even be associated with, let alone date for 7 years. And some of these women are psychos and the men don’t care. Is that what I have to look forward to? Just gritting my teeth and baring it with someone who barely likes me?
>>34062868YesI don't think I have a chance though. I'd just humiliate myself and make it awkward
>>34062941>>34062945I think I was talking about knowing people who grew up with live-in grandparents and aunts/uncles, since I don't know anymore personally who grew up with parents who were in a throuple. The idea is that it wouldn't be too different from those sorts of family dynamics.>>34062946>She hates cum why the hell would she have it inside her in order to get pregnant at allHave you never read any of my posts? I've always said my want to be a mother is way more important than my aversion to jizz. It's not even comparable.>>34062947>Your children will see one of the women in your relationship as more of an auntIs that terrible? I'd be the only biological mother in all of this, so the issues I'm most worried about really come down to the debate on the proper scope of co-parenting and my worries about racial identity.
>>34062956What, you wouldn’t want a second mom who is black and isnt actually your mom? Come on anon
>>34062952I already have one.
>>34062963I want like 3 moms that would be either fun or maddening to the point of suicide
>>34062960sure but that might still be preferable to pondering the what ifs for the rest of your lifeshe probably thinks you're not interested since you never made a move I think it would be worth a try, if she has any interest, she'd be so flattered that you can't get her out of your head and that she's basically the one that got away the fact you've remained friends and in contact for so long also suggest that she likes you at least enough to want to spend time with you, the odds are in your favor here
What is the point of high school sweethearts if you have to beg him for a ring. Lol
>>34062954I appreciate your opinion and concerns. I don't think I'm dumb or rushing to this. If I didn't genuinely feel like I was actually loved by them, and if I didn't feel that we have communicated enough to be comfortable with our shared commitment to the same goals, I wouldn't have agreed to go even this far in the planning stages of it.>>34062955That's a valid concern. The social impression, not the exaggerated hypothetical. But it's not like I'm going to send my kid to school with a shirt that says "I have two moms and a dad". If being bullied for having a third parental figure is anything like being bullied in school for only having one, then I think it's not a reasonable concern.
>watching a fb clip of a dude that acted like his gf dissapeared/died with the bingbong inside out sound clip because he bought a whole wall fishtank, but it turns out he really cheated on her and she left him and now he has a whole wall fishtank to stare at in his apartment.The comments section was fire."I was about to cry then I checked the comments to find out he cheated, phew close call"Do men really publicly embarass themselves like that?
>>34062959It's their own choice, female creatures choose height and looks over personality traits like kindness and loyalty.
>>34062711I can't imagine being in a good head space and being hornyThe curse of maledom
>>34062975Can you read? Men do the same thing
>>34062961>Is that terrible?Unless your relationship already has an established pecking order where one of you is the main girlfriend and the other one is “the other woman,” you’re basically asking for your relationship to fail after a child enters the picture.Think of this from a child’s perspective.Would you respect your aunt’s authority as much as your own mother’s?
>>34062959It shouldn't be. I thought I was going to have to lie about half of my life to ever have another relationship again, but my current partner is my best friend of 4+ years, so there isnt as much opportunity for that to happen.It's possible to have an open and loving relationship. There is compromise of course, but that isnt equal to just gritting your teeth. I think most of the people in relationships are just there from proximity, opportunity, and fear of being alone.>>34062973Well again, I'm really happy for you then. I think all things considered you'll be a good mother from what I know about you.
>>34062973>>34062973>But it's not like I'm going to send my kid to school with a shirt that says "I have two moms and a dad". If being bullied for having a third parental figure is anything like being bullied in school for only having one, then I think it's not a reasonable concern.OH NO NO NO NOLMAOBROFLACOPTyou cannot seriously believe this, you're just doing that logical fallacy shit where you assume everything will go your way, because why wouldn't it?If you truly cared about the child, the question wouldn't be "what's the likeliness of that happening" but rather "I know it will happen, what can I do to prevent it from happening." It's so much worse, it's on par with the school finding out your mom does porn, it's the sexual deviant section of weird family dynamic.
>>34062972why are you begging? that is pretty cringe
>>34062976I can't imagine being in a bad head space and being hornyThe curse of femaledom
Girls, are you immunocompromised?
>>34062973Have you spoken to your therapist about wanting to be a mom to a polyamory baby?
>>34062959>Just gritting my teeth and baring it with someone who barely likes me?I sincerely doubt you have that to look forward to either, so...
>>34062984Yes
>>34062977For men, it's less of a choice because (often) the alternative for men is being completely alone, so they're willing to put up with more. But female creatures are choosing to be with abusive men out of the 100 men that hit on them.
>>34062984maybe a lil bit, stress is getting to me but I haven't been sick the mast few months so it can't be that bad
>>34062981Not me, people I know.
>>34062973>>34062985I agree with this anon; please talk about this with your therapist.I know you told me to get a grip and think I’m concern trolling, but I promise I’m not.Thinking about a child growing up like this is genuinely very distressing to me.I implore you to talk to a professional about this.
>>34062959honestly, yeahchances are slim to none existent that you won't have to just deal with some aspects of your partner that make you want to rip your skin off
>>34062978Like I've said, that's a very valid concern, but not one that's unique to a throuple having a kid. Co-parenting isn't new, though yes it's definitely critical to get right. The stability and consistency of any parents-child relationship are most important, even with more than two of those parental figures. And yes, I'm confident that we can find an effective way to go about it. I feel like you guys always forget I went to school for early childhood development.
>>34062993>I know you told me to get a gripThat was me, and I still think you're retarded.
>>34062986Or vice versa >>34062994That’s not even what I mean. These people are in relationships while being fundamentally incompatible and just ignoring it. Or they have major personality traits or habits that the other person hates and begs them to change, and then they don’t. And everyone just ignores it
>>34062959No, a healthy relationship does not entail suffering. Lots of people stay in unhealthy relationships despite this.You should expect to compromise on some things, but that doesn’t mean suffering is anything similar to compromising. Compromise requires mutual respect and open, honest communication. Suffering arises from a lack of those things.
>>34062974People just love to twist reality in their mind to convince themselves they're the victim as a coping strategy.
You are all concern trolling
I mean, if JH doesn't care if her child might kill themselves over her deviant sexual relationships, why should anyone in this thread?Just move on with your life.
>>34062980>it's on par with the school finding out your mom does pornI don't know if that's right, but even if it is, is that seriously the worst it could be? So you don't think porn actresses should have kids at all just as much as you think throuples shouldn't have kids? Solely because of bullying in school?
>>34062968Maybe maybeHonestly at this point I'm considering just confessing. They say you should never confess to your friends because it will ruin the friendship or whatever, but honestly already feel us not being as close as we used to, so I feel I got nothing to lose.
>>34062996Cool. It’s mutual.
>>34062997>These people are in relationships while being fundamentally incompatible and just ignoring it. Or they have major personality traits or habits that the other person hates and begs them to change, and then they don’t. And everyone just ignores itthat literally is how couples stay together, the people that stay single or break up just don't have the endurance to tolerate this level of misery for decades
>>34063003idk about confessing, that sounds like dumping way too much on her out of the blue how about asking her if she wants to go for a coffee and catch up and when she agrees, say "can we make it a date?" and see how she reacts
>>34062988I know this post doesn’t deserve a serious and well-intentioned response, but you don’t understand anything about how abusive relationships work. Yes some women obviously go for the “bad boy” or however you want to put it, but abuse is more often than not a slow and suffocating process. It’s hard to recognize it while you’re dealing with it>>34062993I don’t necessarily agree with the dynamics of a MFF couple raising a child, but I would still wager it would be a healthier environment than a single parent household. Other than societal views about what a family should be, explain specifically why having a third caregiver is detrimental to the child
>>34063000I am at least not. I’m much snarkier and meaner when I’m actually concern trolling.
>>34063005And I’m supposed to think the people braindead enough to tolerate it are better than me? Actually, no, I know it’s optional. Because I know that a happy, compatible relationship is possible. I’m just confused why people act like it’s not, and that them being deeply unhappy is “normal” and just “compromising”
>>34062985>>34062993Thanks for your concern. He knows I'm in the relationship and knows that it's serious. But we haven't had an in-depth discussion on being a parent, since that's not the scope of our goals in therapy. I'm seeing him because he's a sex therapist and I have issues concerning intimacy, after all. Also I didn't say the grip thing, I acknowledge you have concerns.
>>34063002See, you're being selfish again, if you can't give a child a foundation in life, why even bother.You're bring a life into this world, without even attempting to give it normalcy, all because you wanted to satisfy your base desires.Sure, porn actresses CAN have children, should they? You tell me. How many of those kids from those families are happy. How many of them had a carefree upbrining.Imagine the psychological impact of finding our your mom did porn, or in your case being a sexual deviant.Devastating.Reminds me of the story about the teen who found out their parent was into cuckolding.Evil shit.
>>34063001JH is our thread mommy and we are lashing out since she no longer wants to share her teat with us
>>34063001Fair enough, I just hope she kills herself first so the child doesn't happen, the world would be better off.
Was wondering, any anons here with children?
>>34062983You joke but it's a curseWomen are just too breedable and I'm here alone not getting women pregnant
>>34063018Fucking Pedo, get the fuck out of here.
>>34063008>Other than societal views about what a family should be, explain specifically why having a third caregiver is detrimental to the childI'd also like to hear this opinion, but I feel like it'd be asking too much for a thoughtful response from here from someone who has drawn a conclusion presented that way.
>>34063021???????
>>34063010>And I’m supposed to think the people braindead enough to tolerate it are better than me?only if you think staying in a miserable situation is morally superior and shows your infinite capacity for patience and endurance, which I don't think is true but I know many people genuinely think staying in shit relationships makes them superior because they pride themselves on their virtues like loyalty and "not giving up on love just because it's tough" >I know that a happy, compatible relationship is possibleyeah, maybe for a couple of months or in the rare instances where everyone involved is in peak physical and mental health and there is no complicating factors like work or financial stress which eliminated about 99.9% of people in relationships ofc not everyone is deeply miserable but the vast majority has to deal with some shit they'd rather not deal with, it's just a question of degree
And clearly stupid people have no trouble being happy and settling in relationships. Why can’t I just be stupid? What is my problem?
>>34063024Your kind aren't welcomed here.
>>34063026Just get high on cough syrup everyday like that one house episode
>>34063018yeah, why?
>>34063018BlueValkyrie has one if I’m not mistaken.
>>34063018One on the way if I can keep this one alive
>>34063020the other version is also a curse because it will drive your partner up the walls when you stop wanting any physical intimacy the moment you get stressed out
>>34063000Mine was genuine, but I don't have a huge stake in it, I just feel like I don't want people to repeat my retardation, but I think she'll be fine.
>>34062858>Femanons, would you entertain a relationship arrangement like JH's throuple?No, my wife and I are monogamous.>>34062959>Is the secret to a relationship suffering?Being in a successful relationship is about compromise and growth. It can't all be one way, because that's how you get Brad Pitt type relationships. But if you love someone, you love them for their flaws and not in spite of them.>>34062984>Girls, are you immunocompromised?No, I'm immuno superior.>>34063026>Why can’t I just be stupid? What is my problem?You nitpick and hyperidealize people to the point you can't be content with a real person. It's all your mindset, not your intelligence.
>>34063018No but I'm my sister's legal guardian because our parents are dead
>>34063031sheit
>>34063015>if you can't give a child a foundation in life, why even botherI feel that I can. I think that I'll never be a perfect parent in any dynamic, since perfect doesn't exist. But I believe that, in this relationship, I can be as equipped as possible to be a good parent with meaningful support. You're going off on a weird tangent that I don't think is sound at all in the rest of your post, but I appreciate your concern.
>>34063034what did you two wear at the wedding?
>>34063013Honestly my overall thoughts are I just want you and your partners to be happy and healthy together, whatever that includes goal wise included. Nothing but the best for you guys, just be safe and always put yourself first. I might not know you personally but I still don't wanna hear anything about you getting hurt at the end of it all, obviously give your boyfriend and girlfriend love but please remember to love yourself the most it's seriously important.
>>34063037This isn't like a single mother or single father situation, where a child was born with the expectation of a normal family but got disrupted one way or another.You are willingly bringing a child into a throuple, a polycule, a slut circle.ah, fuck.poor kid I don't care enough, I kind of don't think you'll have a children anyway so its really unwarranted concern for a life that will never be born.but Man, poor fucking kid, for their sake I hope they never make it.
>>34063008>Other than societal views about what a family should be, explain specifically why having a third caregiver is detrimental to the childThe other woman will not have the same attachment to your child that you will, and she will be unable to treat them the same way that you naturally will.Your children will naturally be closer to either you or her, and whichever way that scale tips, it will put strain on your relationship.This strain on your relationship will create a confusing and turbulent home environment for your child, and they will blame themselves for these problems.If your child is monogamous, which they most likely will be, they may also resent you for being unable to provide monogamous role models to them in their formative years.
>>34063040>what did you two wear at the wedding?White dresses. Definitely wouldn't wear a tuxedo.
>>34063041Thanks. Yeah I've been working on a lot when it comes to taking care of myself. I've often put others first, and I know that it isn't always productive in every aspect. For what it's worth, I trust them and I trust myself to make that call.
>>34063034How do I know what is nitpicking, and what is values/standards?
>>34062984I'm autistic if that counts.
>>34063049Plap
>>34063043So you're saying that anybody who isn't what you consider "normal" shouldn't ever have a child, for no reason but for the sake of not being "normal"? It's clear you're just being malicious, but your logic isn't even sound enough to play off as concerning.
>>34063048List your values and standards, and maybe we could tell you if you’re being reasonable or not.
>>34063049I think I saw you outside with your thinkpad yesterday in the evening
>>34063034Aren't you also fucking your best friend?
I’m not autistic but hot damn I do love ThinkPads.
>>34063048Values, for the most part, you shouldn't compromise on if it's a genuine conflict of interest. Like wanting kids or being deeply religious. But standards, think about absolute dealbreakers more than preferences. Especially things that are indicative of lifestyle, like being morbidly obese. But small things, test the waters. Sure, you may not like her haircut or some weird tick she has, but you could be missing out on an incredible person because you're searching for perfection that may not exist.>>34063055>Aren't you also fucking your best friend?Not currently, no.
>>34063044>The other woman will not have the same attachment to your child that you will, and she will be unable to treat them the same way that you naturally will>Your children will naturally be closer to either you or her, and whichever way that scale tipsThis is all correct, but none of it is negative. Parental dynamics aren't completely equal, especially in a co-parenting context. What's important is that the dynamics are healthy without contradicting each other.The rest of your post is unfounded hypotheticals without any supporting context or information to justify it as a reasonable outcome.
>>34063052Malicious?I think you're being malicious for trying to bring a child into a world under your relationship circumstances, there is inherently no stability in your relationship.Lets say you have a parent event, and the school tells the children to bring their parents, it's designed around two people, they expect either a MM, FM, FF, or whatever combination, but then you show upLets assume the child has an equal relationship with the three of you, who is he supposed to bring, or do you just force all three of them to go, what if the one left behind starts resent the child for not picking them and starts checking outThe child is going to start blaming themselves for being forced to make a choice between what usually shouldn't even be something that he needs to think aboutanyway, you're just going to go "oh, you're just imagining things"but I'm telling you, you're forcing that kind into an unnatural state of being by having an "not normal" relationshipbut you won't care, because you're imagining things going all smoothly
>>34063006Idk, we hung out on our own a bunch of times, saw movies, got dinner, went to her place. It's literally just like hanging out with a guy friend. Maybe if I made more of a direct move it would be different, but I think she just sees me more as a harmless asexual buddy than anything more. Granted all these times it was clearly not a date date, a couple times she was even seeing someone else, but still
>>34063061exactly, which is why the dynamic would change the moment you establish that you'd like the time spent together to be considered a date
>>34063053Ideally:Same religion as meDoes not drink or smoke or do drugs Takes care of themselvesLikes me a lot Funny
>>34063059>I think you're being malicious for trying to bring a child into a world under your relationship circumstancesThen we have nothing more to talk about. You're clearly biased and can only express your opinion with hypotheticals that you've never witnessed, studied, or even heard of. Atypical family dynamics exist already, for all sorts of reasons, and they aren't malicious.
So what I'm getting from ITT is that all femanons cheat and call it normal relationships, you are fucking mental if you classify polyamory or sleeping around on your partner as healthy.
>>34063058As someone who grew up raised by co-parenting divorcees, I find your eagerness to use co-parenting as a desirable baseline for effective parenting to be pretty distressing.You do not trust what I have to say, so I’ll just drop it.
>>34063068Do you get overtime this time of year?
>>34063066That doesn’t sound unreasonable at all.Which religion?
>>34063067Lets not fucking lie to ourselves, we've all witnessed how children in schools are bullied for having not even a single parent, just for having a weirder than average parent.Then we see the single parents children who are bullied, the drunk parent, the violent parent, and of course the sexual deviant parent, which is the camp you'll force your children into.Let me be clear, NONE OF THIS is a hypothetical, you just don't want it to be true because you want to satisfy your lust and your desire to have children without giving one up for the future of the child.
>>34063071hinduism
>>34063030Oh wow I had no idea.>>34063031Fingers crossed
>>34063035Ah fuck. Sounds rough.
>>34063069The point I'm trying to make is that atypical parenting dynamics exist and have existed forever. And I have not seen one reasonable argument that three parental figures who are communicating well and have a shared commitment towards their goals and methods as parents would be worse by default than any other parenting dynamic beyond the "it's not normal therefore it's bad" idea. Yes, there's a lot that could go wrong and it's important to address issues as they come up. But the hypotheticals you've put forth aren't any different from any possible issue that any family could reasonably need to face someday. Strains on relationships between a parent and child can and do develop for lots of reasons. Addressing them properly is what's important. You clearly don't trust me to do that, whether it's because of me in particular or your perception of what's possible within a relationship like the one I have. But I'm telling you that I'm prepared, equipped, and have support to tackle any issues as they come in life. And I personally think that's what's important in this conversation.
>>34063078JH, I’m not going to bother reading this since you don’t value what I have to say.
I think it's something in the black genes that makes them want to torture children with disastrous family dynamics.
>>34063072You're only concerned with the possibility of bullying. If that's literally it, after you've expressed that kids are bullied in any dynamic if their parents are even just weird according to you, then idk what you want besides nobody to ever have a kid.>NONE OF THIS is a hypotheticalIt is. Bullies will always exist, but if my future child is bullied, what they're bullied for, how it affects them, etc can only be described as hypotheticals at this point.
>>34063081I don’t think so. I’ve met several black families that were healthier than my white family.I don’t think that generational trauma has anything to do with specific races.
>>34063080I read the entirety of your post, acknowledged your points, and shared my opinion in a comprehensive way. If you think that that's "not valuing" your responses, then I can't change your mind. Thanks for your conversation either way.
>>34063084I don't really care at this point, hearts out to the kid, they're going to need therapy.
>>34063089Ok. That's another hypothetical, by the way
>>34063068That seems to just be the state of monogamy rn, bro. And men started it first with cheating so much it became a meme. If you don't like your own medicine then I suggest you stay single.
>>34063088I think that greentexting half of my post and then logorrhea-ing about how I have no idea what I’m talking about constitutes not valuing what I have to say.
>>34063092Yeah, everything in the future is a hypothetical retard.You getting pregnant is a hypothetical, your lovers not disbanding is a hypothetical, you not having a miscarriage is a hypothetical.Do you think just because something is hypothetical, it somehow devalues the potential concerns?Do you plan on smoking and drink and doing drugs all during your pregnancy because it's all a hypothetical?
>>34063047Lastly if it helps you feel better somehow, I think you'd be a wonderful mother. Fuck what these other anons say it's your life and it'd be your child, the only option that matters is yours and the father. Raise the future child your way however you see appropriate.
>>34063078NtaThe problem here isn't the atypical parenting dynamic. The problem is that poly people are unhinged degenerate scum. Just by being poly you've demonstrated your inability to healthily integrate into adult society and from that we conclude your unfitness to raise a healthy child.
Men ruined my life
>>34061885What do women mean when they say they have "skills in the bedroom"?Does this just mean they are good blowjobs or does it imply they have mastered some type of vaginal thrusting method?
>>34063094Quoting you directly and asking for clarification or for you to expand on an opinion should be part of a normal conversation. If you don't think so, idk how to converse with you. You're free to respond to what I've said or you can just get bored and stop, you don't owe me anything.
Conversations like these drain so much of my MP, and I can only regain MP by standing beneath a full moon. I’m tired.
I think JH's child will have much bigger chances at a happy childhood than any child of trad wive larpers that constantly get impregnated by their anger issue christian handler.
>>34063096It wouldn't be "her child" It'd be "A Child" that she's mothering.Please learn to see children as not just an accessory to a woman's life, but a life to be respected.
>>34063081Yeah, I knew a black girl whose parents allowed her to drink Hennessy and smoke weed. They really don't care.
>>34063103Millennials are physically incapable of doing that, especially for their own children
>>34063102I agree with you and am in the “a throuple’s no place for child rearing” camp fwiw. I’m also a Christian.
I want a girl to tell me that I own her pussy. Is this within reason, ladies?
I feel like complete garbage
>>34063095You're proving my point that hypotheticals are retarded. I've taken all the steps I can right now to evaluate and plan for a child. Everything that isn't done yet is a hypothetical, with my goals being the ones I'm actively working towards making a reality. That's life, retard. You consider the good and the bad, plan for the worst, and work towards the best.
Finally, we’re talking about genitals again.
>>34063098How?
>>34063114What’s wrong?
>>34063109christians are no place for a child either
>>34063120I didn’t even feel that way when I was an atheist.I’m sorry if Christians have treated you poorly, sincerely. They certainly treated me like shit when I was a kid.
Let's hope she has a miscarriage for the child's sake.
The thread went to shit even without namefags causing anything.Atoga is officially a joke.Fuck you guys I'm going home.
>>34063123That’s such a terrible thing to say.Jeez, I have got to stop posting about this. I’m getting embarrassingly earnest over here.
Why do men love staring at nothing?
>>34063122to be fair, most parents should never had kids anyways, one more growing up under shit conditions won't really make a difference
>>34063127he is pondering the orb, leave him be
>>34063115Basically, the throuple makes the pussy gush, but I want a child, so I'm going to have both.Let me state this, Children do not consent to adult experiments. That burden can be acceptable only if it is clearly outweighed by compensating benefits such as exceptional stability, emotional maturity, and long-term continuity.If the motivating factor for the structure is adult gratification rather than child-centered necessity, then the child is being asked to absorb risk for reasons that do not benefit them.And in your case, I don't think you even HAVE any reason beyond self gratification.
>>34063127Have you seen how big the sky is? And just look at those trees and the way the wind blow through them.Don’t even get me started on how green the green is.
You guys let this happen but if I crash out even a little I’m annoying and stupid and boring etc Double standards
>>34063123No. I'm gonna pray you get ball cancer from that mean shitpost.
>>34063134You have a couple of very, very dedicated haters itt for reasons that are beyond me.
Kinda scared to ask this question, but anyway: moids, what's your definition of a chad
>I'm srsly busy but I'll go on a date>ffw week with zero contactDamn girls why can't you just be honest and say no?
JH you should just pack up and leave atp you're creating unnecessary bullshit and refuse to see the viewpoint of what people are telling you. Get off your high horse and fuck off.
State genderDo women moan when they get their nipples sucked or that's just a porn thing?
Moids claim they are the smart gender, they invent stuff, the civilization wouldn't survive without their inventions and shit. Meanwhile the greatest male inventions of last 10-20 years:>apps for rapist taxi drivers>fake currencies for criminals>apps for gambling>plagiarism chatbots>porn gogglesGreat job moids
>>34063140Because I'm seriously busy but I will eventually get back to you, geez
>>34063141Your opinion is not valuable. This is 4chan, you newfag.
>>34063143Depends where I’m at in my cycle and stuff
>look in the mirror/camera>"damn i look kinda hot">take a picture of myself>"this shit is so fucking ugly"someone explain
>>34063141I think there are concerns but most of you have shit arguments and are just asserting the same things over and over again>>34063144That is a modern capitalism problem not a male one.
>>34063144I invented dipping tortilla chips in Nutella
Shut up already you blackpill troll.
>>34063144why you always talking about moids? get a life girl
>>34063139It can mean many things1. Guy who is popular with women2. Guy who is popular, successful and popular with women3. Guy who is strong, simple minded and popular with women4. Guy who is dumb, direct but wise and caring, and popular with women
>>34063137I know why they hate me
>>34063152Goblins live in the camera. They do this shit to me as well
>>34063159Did you dump them or torch their crops or something
Just woke up, why are people mad?
>>34063152The mirror is the flipped version of you, and that's what you're used to seeing. Pictures are the real you.
>>34063164People have varying opinions about something online! >:O
:(
>>34063144Now, what ethnicity were the moids who invented these?
>>34063163They know I’m evil
>>34063164JH is conflating her desire to live authentically as what is best for a child's upbringing.
>>34063170What are your crimes?
>>34063132>And in your case, I don't think you even HAVE any reason beyond self gratificationThen you're wrong. I've shared how thoroughly I've considered all the aspects I can when it comes to having a child. You can think whatever you want, I disagree that I'm not prepared. And I take offense that you think I'm only in my relationship for sexual gratification.
>>34063175They just see my soul
>>34063144It has been a good couple of decades hasn't it
>>34063141I've seen your viewpoints and shared my opinions on them. Just because I don't agree with them doesn't mean that I'm ignoring them.
>no, my polyamorous relationship is different from all the others!!! we’re special! kek
>>34063176No, when it comes to children, Motivation matters more than structure.Your throuple didn't come into existence because two parents already exist and a third caregiver is organically integrated, or one partner is incapacitated or absent, not even part of a cultural or extended family type deal.Children need environments built on obligation, not preference.Stability matters over authenticity.
>>34063184thats literally what every straight couple that has a baby thinks too - until it's too late
>>34063150>>34063153Namefags detected, nobody cares what you say most of us do what I'm about to and filter you dipshits
>>34063178That means I have too, and I didn’t think it was very evil.
>>34063188You sure do seem to care a lot about the personal life of what is essentially a glorified covert namefag.Buh-bye!
>>34063189I think you ignore a lot of things
Having casual sex and poly relationships can be super healthy dude. Never mind the fact that I'm twice divorced, have two kids out of wedlock who don't speak to me, have contracted STDs multiple times, and have had my nudes spread all over the internet.
>>34063164JH's a-logs are foaming at the mouth.
>>34063193I don’t. I’m pretty perceptive.
Do these generals always turn into retardation city?
>>34063176Also>And I take offense that you think I'm only in my relationship for sexual gratification.Because you are, make no mistake, I'm not saying you're only in a throuple because you want sex.I'm saying the only reason you're picking a throuple instead of cutting that shit off and getting into a normal, monogamous relationship, is because of either the sexual gratification or the emotional gratification, either way, it's focused on what is best for YOU, and not your child.You've built a life around you that you feel is authentic to who you are and fits your life style, and you just automatically assumed that what is "best" for you surely will be the good for the child, and if something bad might happen? oh that's just hypotheticals, the risk that I'm asking my unborn child to take and did not consent to? Well, that's none of my problem.
>>34063169Idk, American?
>>34063198Doesn't every general at some point?
>>34063198yesare you new?
>>34063152asymmetric face
>>34063201Think a little higher on the control chain, the ones who occupy the US government like parasites.
>>34063185>Children need environments built on obligation, not preferenceAll three of us want a child in our lives and feel that it's our obligation to raise the child to provide for them to the best of our ability in every sense of the term. I don't for what reason that third committed person is introduced matters. >Stability matters over authenticityAgreed. And I don't see how that goes against anything I've said.
I wish I could filter JH.
JUST INCASE THE FEMANONS HAVEN'T GOTTEN ANY SMOOCHES TODAYYOU DESERVE IT BBG
>>34063211thanks but pass
>>34063197Are you
>>34063211>no smoochies for menwe truly are the most oppressed race
>>34063213Yeah. Nosy, even
>>34063199>I'm saying the only reason you're picking a throupleWell you're wrong. I'm telling you now, as I've said many times, that the conclusion to be in this throuple was done with parenthood in all our minds. It was implicitly reliant on the commitment towards having a family. You can't say I'm wrong when I'm literally telling you that's what it is. If you're going to be malicious and claim things that I'm telling you aren't true, then you've forfeited any reason to care for your point of view.
>>34063139Someone who is high-status, confident, usually good looking (both handsome and physically fit) while usually displaying these qualities in an almost effortless way. Back in the day people jokingly just referred to these guys as "alpha males" but the manosphere/redpill movements have ruined that term.
>>34063216Stop feeding trolls you dumb bitch.
>>34063215I don’t think so
>>34063184>>no, my monogamous relationship is different from all the others!!! we’re special!
>>34063208Wrong.Let me be very clear on this point.The argument was not "Do you feel obligated now?"The questions is "Why does this obligation require three romantic partners instead of two when two is available?"and "Was the structure chosen for the child, or inherited from adult desire and then justified post-hoc?"and on the other topic>I don't (know) for what reason that third committed person is introduced matters.In child development, the number and relational configuration of primary caregivers absolutely matters, because it affects Attachment patterns, Authority Clarity, Conflict Triangulation, Continuity if one relationship dissolves, and Legal and Custodial enforceability.A third caregiver introduced due to necessity or kinship has a different risk profile than one introduced due to desire based romantic compatibility.You have not shown Why a desire contingent throuple is as stable as a two parent obligation based unit, How stability is preserved if one romantic bond fails, and the MOST IMPORTANT question you keep avoidingWhy the child should absorb the added fragility of a three way romantic dependency.
>>34063222you're obese
Girls, I just had a thought. I looked at my shoes, and they're sketchers slip-ins, and they have shoelaces on them but they're not real shoelaces. Do any of you girls have swimwear that has what look like ties but they aren't actually ties, but no man would ever know?
Did JH actually get a positive pregnancy test or are we just memeing?
>>34063188>engrishLmao, does it hurt to poop, shitter?
>>34063218>Back in the day people jokingly just referred to these guys as "alpha males" but the manosphere/redpill movements have ruined that term.It's just how languages develop. Charm is now called aura and rizz.
>>34063139Very few men in this thread have met true blue chads. Very few women have either. They are actually quite rare.Also, 4chan has some serious misconceptions about Chad. 1. that a Chad sleeps around a lot. No, he doesn’t. Does he flirt? Sure. But Chad knows his dick is a prized commodity and doesn’t let any rando get some, quality > quantity. Banging anything that moves is a sign of low self esteem and seeking validation, it also demonstrates a lack of respect for one’s own body. 2. Chad is actually a really nice dude. Which makes sense when you think about it. Anyone who is so genetically gifted and naturally talented, who can breeze through life, wouldn’t have a mean spirited bone in their body. He’s generous because… why not? Whatever he gives others doesn’t take from him because he can simply go get more.3. The people you think are Chads are aping the real article and didn’t really understand the source material. They see the real deal getting all kinds of attention from women and immediately jump to the conclusion that he’s sleeping around so in order to be like him they have to sleep around too. They see him succeed in nearly every way but they don’t understand that it’s through innate talent and not by tryharding. They see him with friends and a huge social circle and think it’s because he knows how to manipulate people. These “Brads” so to speak are the guys you see everywhere that everyone here seethes about taking all the women. Chad is actually at home with his wife that he’ll be with till the day he dies.
>>34063144We also invented snuggies, you're welcome.
>>34063227no, I don't think so
>>34063198It's really just two people that spam the thread because they're butthurt nobody listens to them as an adult.
>>34063220Perceptive? Nosy? All of the above?
I want to physically dominate a girl but not degrade her. Is that okay?
>>34063236Perceptive
>>34063226Newfaaaaag
>>34063237No, police are en route to your location as I type this
>>34063237sure, thats how it should be, degrading is ultra cringe
Men,What makes a woman a Stacy? >>34063232Sounds like Chad is Jesus
>>34063238Well, care to spell it all out for me in that case?
>>34063216Sure you can say that is how it is.You Are the authority on what you believe and intend to happen.You are, however, NOT the authority on whether those intentions are ethically sufficient or structurally persuasive once children are involved.Nobody is arguing about your intention, we Know you're trying to give the child the best life, However this does not justify your choices. Since your throuple wasn't chosen for the child's benefit, it was simply inhereted from a past/current relationship. And why you couldn't have chosen a simpler two parent structure for the child's sake.A three way romantic dependency is mathematically and emotionally more fragile than a two way one. Claiming commitment does not neutralize that fact.
>>34063233Okay, but I think that's an earlier invention
>>34063237That’s usually what women want
>>34063244her mom has got it going on
>>34063245Not really
>>34063223>The questions is "Why does this obligation require three romantic partners instead of two when two is available?"That's your question, but it's not a reasonable one. I could pose those random questions of a two-person relationship, and the answer is the same. It doesn't matter. You keep introducing perceived risk factors that you claim to be unique to a throuple but haven't offered any evidence that they're meaningfully impactful if even reasonable to consider at all.
>>34063251lol
>>34063237I think a lot of women would like that, in fact a common issue I see is that women want to engage in certain sex acts but wont or are reluctant because they feel it inherently degrades them in some way
>>34063244>What makes a woman a Stacy?She's dating someone Chadlike.>Sounds like Chad is JesusYes.
Men, did you wake up this morning and put your clothes on to gain favor for men or for women?
>>34063232>Chad is actually at home with his wife that he’ll be with till the day he dies.But that's usually after Chad has already gone through a bunch of females. Chads do usually settle down around 25 because they've done everything by that point. Of course, there are Chads who settled down early, but that doesn't mean every Chad is just with 1 Stacy.
>>34063143>Do women moan when they get their nipples sucked or that's just a porn thing?I do, but I'm loud in bed in general.>>34063147>Late 20's BG3 playing women who use strap-ons on each otherLord, I see what you have given others...>>34063237>I want to physically dominate a girl but not degrade her. Is that okay?Yes, and preferable for most women.
>>34063251Her mom is all I want, and I've waited for so long
>>34063259I put my clothes on so I wouldn't be cold.
Is this true girls? >>34063257
>>34063265So because men told you it was cold?
>>34063252Guess I'll keep being a sucker then.
>>34063244>What makes a woman a Stacy?Just a pretty girl, like a 7+/10. Everything else falls into place for her.>>34063258>She's dating someone Chadlike.Not always the case. Chad can just meet up with his FWB who thinks she's in a relationship with him. Females even created a term called "situationship" to cope with Chad just using them for sex.
>>34063259for a* woman, yes.
>>34063266yes
>>34063266Tbh "physically dominate" is a bit vague to me, I mean a moid can do that to me just by standing there
>>34063273What would you like to do but think is degrading?
>>34063253When a stable, lower complexity baseline is available for raising a child, the burden is not on others to prove that adding optional relational complexity is harmful, it is on the person adding that complexity to show why it is necessary or beneficial for the child.I am not claiming that a throuple is inherently harmful, nor am I accusing you of bad faith.I am saying that when children are involved, ethical reasoning prioritizes risk minimization over adult preference, especially when a simpler, well-understood alternative is fully available.If there is no child specific necessity or demonstrable benefit that requires a three partner romantic structure rather than a two partner one with additional support, then the decision remains preference driven. Which is to say, YOU want to be in a throuple, the kid just has to tank it. Anyway, you're shown that you've taken offense on this matter on a personal level instead of addressing why the child has to bear the Mathematically proven added risk of a fragile three partner romantic relationship because of your preference.
>>34063259Neither. I'm dressed mostly for comfort and because not being naked in public is part of the social contract.
>match with someone on a dating app>write something funny(or at least id like to think so)>they don't replyIt might be over gang
>>34063266>Is this true girls?Yes, I would sooner give up sex altogether than trust a man with some of my kinks.
>>34063274nta but that's kinda hot
>>34063260>that's usually after Chad has already gone through a bunch of femalesNot really. He’d have 1-2 in HS, the hottest ones of course. He’d have 1-2 in college, just the same. MAYBE a 1 night stand or fling but there’d be a crazy/romantic story behind it. And then boom, engaged married if he isn’t already. Realistically, Chads body count is a max of 8 but probably around 3-4.
>>34063275go full bimbo mode
>>34063266Having a boyfriend is embarassing.
>>34063267I am a man and my own body told me it was cold so yes.
>>34063259MI dressed super garishly because I was going to places where I wanted to stand out and be noticed, bright red super obnoxious christmas stuff, sequins, mirrored shades, etc. Helps with networking to be the guy everyone remembers. Didn't really have a gender in mind I was trying to impress, but in my experience women love stupid outfits.
>>34063246>However this does not justify your choicesI don't have to justify my choices to anybody. I'm sharing them of my own volition in the hopes of having productive conversations. But this tangent isn't productive.>A three way romantic dependency is mathematically and emotionally more fragile than a two way oneEven if that were true, who the fuck cares? Should a family with a parent who is predisposed for heart attacks not have a child? There's a mathematically higher chance the parent dies early or passes the genes to their children. Why aren't you grilling every would-be parent on their genetics? You can't claim that's because that isn't their choice, since having a child in the first place is a choice, right?
>>34063280I'd love to know what's so embarrassing that you feel you can't share it with someone who cares about you.
>>34063279GANG https://youtube.com/shorts/FX2zJY8LvvM
>>34063268You don’t have to be
>>34063283What does that mean? Like wear a ton of makeup and get lip fillers?
>>34063282>MAYBE a 1 night stand or fling but there’d be a crazy/romantic story behind it.Lmao, you don't know any Chads. Why do you think Chads go out every weekend? If they go out, they are fucking someone.
>>34063277>When a stable, lower complexity baseline is available for raising a child, the burden is not on others to prove that adding optional relational complexity is harmfulIt is.
how do you get over the feeling of disgust when it comes to the visuals and tactiles of a pussysex in the dark?
>>34063288>he dressed up for womenYayyyyyy
>>34063295no, I don't like those aspects of it, but wear slutty clothes and basically be his fuck doll
Women on dating apps say “I can yap about literally anything” and then reply with the most dry messages possible. It’s like pulling blood from a stone.
>>34063290See, you don't think of your child as a living breathing human being.Who cares? The child who could not consent, who's entire wellbeing relies solely on their caretakes best discretion, and when the caretakers start making decisions based on personal preference on not what's best for the child, but what's most convenient and most gratifying for the caretaker?It's over for them.Also, that's a false equivalence between structural, avoidable relational risk and inherent, unavoidable biological risk.
>>34063303they mean they can yap for hours with someone they actually are interested in
>>34063302Would you wear a leash and collar if he wanted?
>>34063298Conversion therapy is illegal in many places unfortunately
>>34063277>spouts "math math math" when there is no ethical or lawful requirement for a man and a woman to stick their junk together to shit out a baby in the first placeDue diligence is worth infinitely more than your chat gpt garbage.
>>34063306no, I'm not a dogI could wear a choker tho
>>34063296Those guys aren’t Chads. They’re tryhard imitators I describe >>34063232 here. Chad doesn’t need to go out to get women. And once again, Chad doesn’t sleep around. Just because you see dudes who fuck any 6/10 that comes their way doesn’t make them Chad.
>>34063294I don't really think I'm a sucker. I am beginning to suspect I'm boring you, admittedly.
>>34063293LMAO I just saw this again recently. Shit waa insanely funny... gang
>>34063145I'm just not feeling this, I'm so tempted to schedule the same thing with someone else
>>34063307I dont find men attractive though
>>34063304>anon learns in realtime that reproduction is an innately selfish act if broken down ethically>he's going to cut his balls off after he leaves this thread
>>34063301Well debatable, men have a tendency, against common sense, to give their business to a man dressed like a jackass, I think that there's some instinct like "well if THAT'S what he wears in public he must really know his shit." Women similarly interpret it as confidence, which is kind of nice but I'm also off the market.
>>34063298I can't relate because I'm not gay.
>>34063309I don't really want a girl to be like a dog. I just think it's like the ultimate symbol of "she's mine." If a girl really hated it then I could settle for a choker. I'd love the leash though.
>>34063305Yes, yes it’s all my fault. Why do they match with me at all though? Am I too hot to be interested in when they’re not ovulating and want a long-term-mate physiognomy guy?
>>34063313i like how dissapointed the dad looks in the end, lol
>>34063312No, but I’m worried I’m leading you on
>>34063323idk man, I would have to see your profile and messages and theirs too to say with certainty maybe you just match with vile cunts
Is it okay to eat 3 brownies when I’m sick?
>>34063319Cute. I love it when men wear goofy shit.
>>34063318sperging out on the side is not going to help her argument, you're making her look like a clown by acting this way, behave.
Was there any movie with Sydney Sweeney where she doesn't get naked? Or is she just there to flash her boobs to make moids watch the movie?
>>34063325Why is that?Either way, we'll both figure that out before too long.
>>34063259Favor for myself because I’m vain and can’t pass up a mirror.
>>34063328As long as you're not queasy you should be fine.
>>34063304Nobody takes your point of view seriously. You're obsessed with this one point of view when it could be applied to literally any aspect of life and its implications on raising a child down the line. The severity of its importance is at your whim, which makes the conversation just masturbatory on your end. You have no actual say in anything.
>>34063302Slutty clothes in public?
>>34063335Figure out what
Do women dislike soft-spoken men?
>>34063339I have no authority over your choice, if you decide to kill your child, there'd be nothing I can do to stop you.I am simply making ethical observations, optional decisions that increase avoidable risk for a non consenting child needs to be justified from a child centric point of view, not adult preferences.
>>34063341Whether or not I'm being led on.I take it you're just losing interest?
GenderWould you rather fight the Epstein Bear or the Epstein Gorilla.Yes, Epstein means his DNA was spliced with the animal and will rape you if you lose.Both Bears and Gorillas have skinny moderately sized penises to small on Gorillas so it won't hurt too bad if you do lose, Bears are a bit longer though, that's something to think about.Also you have to answer or a bomb in the back of your head explodes after reading this and scrolling away in 20 seconds.
>>34063346>Also you have to answer or a bomb in the back of your head explodesThank God.
>>34063346Gorilla
>>34063351You're welcome.
Girls, specifically girls who are around 20 years old, would you actually be upset if your 20 year old friend started dating a guy who was 30?
>>34063343I think it's really cute if you have a deep voice
>>34063353*grateful corpse noises*
>>34063356>if you have a deep voiceDamn...
>>34063356What if they call me Mickey Mouse?
I keep myself in great shape and wear well tailored clothing to make my fatass wife who looks like shit in everything even more self conscious.
>>34063356I thought you were Gary who tf is this
GendersWhich should I pick, simple or storage.
>>34063354I personally wouldn't do it but if a friend wanted to I wouldn't really care
>>34063366Would you be accepting of the guy when you met him or would you automatically assume negative things?
>>34063362fucking based holy shit
>>34063365MSimple. I think it'd make more sense to have some actual drawers nearby for storage instead.
He's the most innocent man I know
state genderIf you want kids, do you have an aversion towards having a child of the opposite sex?
>>34063139basically a man with max privilege >handsome>white (blond)>tall and big>charismatic or at least, not autistic
>>34063377MI'd like at least one of each but would be just as happy if I only had daughters.
>>34063362Chad Shit
>>34063379Blonde hair on a guy is beta as fuck
>>34063376You must know some guilty niggas then.
>>34063372I’ll never cheat. Gave my word at the alter about that one. But I’ll be damned if I don’t take every opportunity to remind her that I could, and it would with women who are way younger and more attractive than her. I’ve committed myself to finding fun and exciting ways to psychologically tormenting her for the rest of our marriage. Which should only be about another 25 years until she croaks from diabetes.
>>34063388>alter
>>34063382nah, if you go to asia as a chad women will ask you to impregnate them just so they can have blue eyed kids, I've seen it
>>34063365Both options seem like they will end up collecting a lot of dust in the keyboard spot.
>>34063377I think having a little boy would be cute but in all my dreams I have a little girl so the superstitious part of me thinks that will come first
>>34063389I said I was in great shape, not smart.
Any tips for talking to women? I tend to go with humor but I'm starting to realize that maybe they're thinking I'm immature
>>34063362Whyd you marry her then
>>34063398Because she wasn’t fat then.
>>34063382Depends on the type of blonde. My bf has the nice loose curly type and it's like a honey golden blonde. He looks like a statue lol
Why do grown ass women need plushies? To sexually abuse them?
How do I find Russian 30+ yr old grannies to fuck. I kinda want to send her home with a prolapsed anus and cum oozing out of her butthole
>>34063403I wish femanons would sexually abuse me...
>>34063403To bite on while Daddy pounds them
>>34063376what murder?>>34063377>do you have an aversion towards having a child of the opposite sex?I have no issue with it either way, as long as my child is happy and healthy. My family seems predisposed to have more men in the family than women so the odds of that seem to be lower than average, but my mom would love having a granddaughter baby.>>34063390I can confirm that does not happen as I've been to several countries in asia. most white chads are at most gawked at but will never approach or be receptive to any interaction. asians put white chads on a pedestal and will never touch them because they like to admire art.
I think Europa-poster’s endgame is to make everyone gay. >Men are checking out of (heteronormative) society
>>34063373Good choice, I thought that one looked cleaner too, I guess that means I'm buying some penholders and plates. >>34063391Well, it's getting dusty either way.
>>34063311>Chad doesn’t need to go out to get women. And once again, Chad doesn’t sleep around. Just because you see dudes who fuck any 6/10 that comes their way doesn’t make them Chad.You don't know what you're talking about. Have you never been to a night club? There are lots of pretty girls and they only fuck/dance with the Chads there. You're absolutely delusional if you think that Chad is some loyal one girl man, lmao. Go outside.
>>34063399Unless she was flat there must have been signs that she’s predisposed to weight gain
Blue and gold or black and red for a suit?
>>34063418SAAAR
>>34063418Monochromatic.
I would slap a girl but I wouldn't choke her.
Plap
>>34063423Be bolder please
>>34063420Not sure what is worse.Influx of IndiansOr accusing every single post of being one like it's the red scare all over again>McSAARthyism
>>34063425I don't want to risk killing anyone.
Is there a way to leverage my interest in learning pottery as a way to find a gf? I've been always kinda interested in it cuz I like history, Asian culture but recently I've been bombarded by YouTube shorts where they make some beautiful stuff so I'd like to try it out. I just think it's kinda romantic, imagine getting your own place, having a backyard, you could build a traditional kiln and fire the pottery you do together.
>>34063376If he's innocent then he didn't do the thing you like him for
>>34063429No, intent bleeds through. Women can smell when you're being a creep. You get a pass if you're handsome, but if you were handsome you wouldn't have asked this question.
>>34063416Your like a man dying of thirst who sees this other man with a bunch of water and immediately thinks “oh he must be drinking all that water”. Promiscuity, especially to the degree you’re talking about is a sign of low self esteem/self worth. Do you think Chad has low self esteem? Do you think Chad needs constant validation from women to feel good about himself? A Chad just fucks anything with a wet hole huh? No standards? Get real.I know what I’m talking about, my body count is in the hundreds (+\- 20, the memories get fuzzy). And I assure you, I am no Chad.
>>34063427Protip: it's actually really hard to choke someone with one hand. But it doesn't feel like it to the person being choked.
>>34063343No. I like timid guys.
Femanons, would you rather let your bf fuck your ass or have a threesome with him and another woman?
>>34063421I have 8 of those already.
>>34063436Red flag. Men beware.
>>34063439If I can't pick the woman, anal.
>>34063434You said that Chads don't sleep around. You know fuck all about what you're talking about. Who are these club girls fucking then? >try hard imitatorsMen who get laid are try-hard Chads? God damn, you're stupid.>my body count is in the hundredsAlright, you were just trolling. Bye bye.
>>34063376He has impeccable eyebrow game. Sheesh.
>>34063439ass but it's a though choice
>>34063435Is this true? You can choke a bitch with one hand and it's not as dangerous but it feels the same?
Men to men.Would you date a girl who struggles to put together IKEA furniture? Never mind the fact that she’s even buying it from IKEA in the first plac.It's not a physical thing, she just can't figure out how to put the thing together.
>>34063454Not exactly the same. But she'll feel like she's suffocating even though she isn't.
>>34063456>Would you date a girl who struggles to put together IKEA furniture?That's all women.
>>34063456Why are dating a retard?
>>34063456That would be fine. I'd like helping and her treating me like a genius she couldn't live without.
>>34063449Do you have a woman in mind?
>>34063369I wouldn't assume things but I'd be interested to know how they met and why they decided to get together
>>34063461Not me
>>34063456I would assume my natural position of Ikea furniture assembler.
>>34063456Every time my sister asks me to help her build furniture, I go >I'm a feminist, and I do not appreciate you feigning incompetence just to extract labor value from me.
>>34063344Nothing needs to be justified, especially to you with zero impact on the child. If the product of all this talk really is just that you think that any contraindication to perfection is a mathematically driven, ethical reason to never have a child, then I feel more secure than ever that a throuple really isn't functionally unsuitable for a family.
>>34063450They were fucking me. I was that guy in the club, every fucking weekend looking to get my dick wet. Should I tell you about my STDs? I was once under the assumption that racking up notches on my belt made me a man. It sounds you are still under that assumption as well. Hope you learn one day.
>>34063439>Would you rather your bf degrade you or cheat on you
>>34063439Cuck him with another woman.
>>34063464Yeh, our gf.
State gender. Do you see yourself in this image?I do. M
>>34063439Is that woman Sabrina Carpenter?If no, anal
>>34063466Well La-di-da.
Moids, would you date a girl who is better at assembling ikea furniture than you
>>34063456Thats what I'm there for. In return she helps me with stuff I can't do like match clothing or have art that isn't only like pic rel on my walls
>>34063470If that were true, CPS wouldn’t exist. Optional risks to a child still require justification, and since that isn’t being provided, there’s nothing more for me to add. Let’s move on.Do not reply.
>>34063479I assemble them right every time so she can't be better than me.
>>34063479Literally impossible.
>>34063479Yes but the insecurity would soon blow up everything
>>34063482What if she can do it faster
>>34063486ok gaynon
>>34063479I agree that this is impossible.
>>34063481Sure. When CPS comes knocking to say they're here because they got a report of a third adult in the house, I'll remember how right you were. You're cartoonishly pedantic.
>>34063487Well then she's no properly appreciating the experience.
>>34063439>would you rather let your bf fuck your ass or have a threesome with him and another woman?Can I pick both?
What percentage of girls would engage in slave roleplay with a guy they loved?
>>34063494Having another woman watch me get buttfucked is somehow uniquely embarrassing. Idk why.
>>34063494No because you have a wife
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>>34063479genuinely dont know what i would do i might have to sit down in the chair she built to process it
Women hunt at the grocery store.
>>34063494You said the other day you benched 180Were you on var?Fat?Lying?Tracking protien?Thx
>>34063478You piss me off
>>34063479Can she do it without the instruction? I never use instruction because instructions are for faggots
>>34063504theyve erected a killzone in aisle 5, with shock troops posted behind the cereal section to pick off stragglers
Women, why?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArO8BMANZeg
>>34063506Simmer down.
I think honestly quite disheartening seeing the dehumanization of the elderly.Men should fuck more Grandmas.
>>34063513TotalBoomerDeath
womenare you aware that the europaposting would cease immediately if you buried his nose in your damp, matted 3C pubes
>>34063516My hair is 3C, not my pubes. And neither is matted.
>>34063516nothing is damp or matted down there, thank you very much and yes, this is what no pussy does to a mf also, I'd say it's more 2c not 3c
>>34063497>Having another woman watch me get buttfucked is somehow uniquely embarrassing.Same, but the good kind of embarrassment and vulnerability.>>34063498>No because you have a wifePicrel>>34063496>What percentage of girls would engage in slave roleplay with a guy they loved?I would, but there is a racial connotation to that which makes me slightly uncomfortable.>>34063505185Not fat. Not on gear. Not lying. And I always track my macros. At that point in time, I was at my biggest. 145 and around 20% body fat, so really lean. I'm sure I could still probably do around 160, but like I said, my muscular endurance is much more impressive than my strength.>>34063513Covid should have killed far more old people.>>340635173B/3C gang. Curls get looser the longer my hair gets.
>>34063516It'd also stop if someone caved in his forehead with a brick.
>>34063504As a married man I stay away from New Seasons between the hours of 10-3
>>34063520i think the rate of his retreat would alarm you>>34063518ill give you a pass, but please do better next time>>34063517slow cooking and patient simmering is the secret to flavour
>>34063519>but the good kind of embarrassment and vulnerabilityI just get self conscious when she's just watching and not touching me or herself or whatever. Idk what she's thinking if she doesn't say anything.
>>34063526>please do better next timewdym? this is me doing my best ;_;
Is Miley Cyrus Wine Aunt Milf status to the zoomers?
>>34063519>I would, but there is a racial connotation to that which makes me slightly uncomfortableKek. I wouldn't make it racial. I think part of getting past racism is that black girls should be able to like getting dominated too.
>>34063529sexo status
Anal so tight that when you pull it out, hole goes plop.
>>34063479I don't think women are able to assemble furniture
>>34063538just say you have a diaper fetish
Guys I fucked up my life before it even started. How do I fix this.
>>34063542start your life, duh.
>>34063539wtf kind of incompetent people are you surrounding yourself with? it's not more complicated than putting together a lego set
>>34063542By being even more vague and farming Yous.
>>34063542Become a nun and help the poor so in the next life you get to be cristiano ronaldo 2
>>34063513Their bodies and minds barely function. They’re not humans anymore, if they ever were.
>>34063519>you will never get outwrestled by a significantly lighter, but surprisingly strong blatina with superior technique while her wife cheers her on prolonged atoga usage continually undermines my life satisfaction in unusual and unexpected ways
>>34063545
>>34063540No, the slow build up to full intercourse is also beautiful. Training her asshole for weeks with buttplugs, completely changing her mental state about it. Corrupting her associated feeling of having something up the ass with getting an orgasm during sex.
Aura farming fems
>>34063554Energy vampire fems
>>34063553>tfw this thread practically did this to me
>>34063553homosexual and anesthetic the point is the shocking overwhelming of the body
>>34063556Need an actual vampire gf.
>>34063544They really are low quality
>>34063557is this why women join cults more than men
>>34063565that anon is male
>>34063559That's fine in a singular roleplay sense, but it's not what you want to do eith a loving gf who gives up her wonderful holes for you.>>34063557Have you given it a try or is it just a fantasy?
Is it impressive that at 29 years old, I can still masturbate to completion with just a picture of a pretty girl's face?
>>34063568Nah, 35 is when that shit slows down.
>>34063568I'm a decade older and can do it with only my imagination.
>>34063568no, but its a startnext do it with an ugly girls face
I feel like a dope.
>>34063567>it's not what you want to do eith a loving gf who gives up her wonderful holes for youi've done that with a loving bf and it was great
Girls, do you have veiny tits?
>>34063577yeah, kinda
>>34063577i dont have tits
>>34063579What do you think about that?
>>34063519Did it take long to go from 135 to there? How much protons a day? What routine?
>>34063584Oh, congratulations on the transition?Or sorry for the breast cancer.
>>34063568Yes, not being porn broken at 29 is impressive
>>34063584That's okay. Girls all think they need huge ones to be attractive but that's not true at all.
>>34063513Boomers are a huge reason why young people can't buy houses anymore. Fuck them.
>>34063592As a massive porn consuming 28 year old.I can still do it based on pure sensation alone, I don't get the hype.
Having a hot GF who thinks she’s ugly isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.
>>34063588it's whatever, I'm very pale so it makes sense but if I could chose, I'd chose a more opaque skin
>>34063592The thing is that I actually do watch way too much porn, but I always look away when they show a closeup of a vagina.
>>34063576Sorry to hear that! <3
>>34063599No shit, dumbass.
>>34063602KEKokay, you got me you fucker.
>>34063601How would you feel if your boyfriend liked to trace the veins with his tongue?
>>34063602lmfao
>>34063599You're supposed to pnd the ones with self-esteem issues not stick around for the histrionics
>>34063575Why?
>>34063599We keep saying that confidence matters more than looks
>>34063609that would be a bit weird, ngl maybe in the right setting/mood it could work
My parents never pushed me to socialize as a kid, and I continued the habit through college. Now I’m realizing my life is ruined and I’m stunted.
>>34063602Is this some kind of passive mindcuckery? lol>>34063584But are you pale?
>>34063616It's just loving your body and every single part of it. Even the things that make you unique. I've been turned on by tit veins before.
>>34063568Sometimes I jerk off with me imagination.
>>34063617don't blame your parents for letting you be you, pushing you wouldn't have changed your character, just make you resent them and burn outsociable kids don't need to be pushed and kids that get pushed just retreat even harder the second the pushing gets less
>>34063616NtaTitty veins are kinda hot, no matter the size.But if you are uncomfortable about it, mix in some vampire roleplay.
>>34063620yeah, I get that but sometimes it makes me feel very awkward and exposed in an uncomfortable way if I'm made the focus point to this extend
>gf has a smoking hot body, legit 36-24-36>wears baggy frumpy clothes all the time, even when we go out to nice places/events>tell her how beautiful she is and id like it if she wore something that complimented her figure>she buys a very expensive dress for a fancy party we’re going to. She shows it to me before hand before she buys it.>when she puts it on it looks waaaay different than the way it looked on the model they had online>actually too revealing for my taste for a public eventWell I kinda fucked myself on this one, any ideas?
>>34063627Post a picture of the dress
>>34063627>any ideasyeah, grow the fuck up
>>34063623retard
Why don't the lonely, single femanons in this thread just date a fat and balding guy?
>>34063627>what are sewing & alterations
>>34063631my bad for interrupting your attempt at victimhood world record
Men have declared spiritual jihad on women and it shows as they slowly begin to lose it. This is it anons, the real gender war has begun, not the fake one with countless pronouns that is being shilled everywhere in the media, but the real gender war between man and woman.Women are about to learn a harsh lesson.Don't talk to women, don't help them, don't ask them out, don't have dating apps, don't interact with them. If a woman approaches you be nice and respectful but do not flirt or overtly joke, treat them as an equal man and then leave after the reason for the conversation is over. If a girl comes up to you and flirts kindly turn her down, if she asks you out suddenly say no thank you, don't make up a reason she only has agency because of some external reason not because she likes you. Be vague when talking about your life or weekend plans, anything you do or do with them like hooking up will be picked apart and analyzed by her and her online friends. You are a traitor and not helping anyone if you fall for their tricks.If men can't display a modicum of power over society, this world and women, then I guess they don't hold much power at all.
>>34063627>Well I kinda fucked myself on this one, any ideas?Yeah, you suck it up and accept your defeat.
>>34063607>>34063610>>34063618When I was young, I knew looking at porn was wrong. I would mostly just find pictures and videos of girls in bikinis. The first time I accidentally saw a topless girl, I was upset. Eventually I escalated and I started to enjoy topless girls, and eventually I went to porn. It got to where I'd watch blowjobs, but I'd stop the video when the actual sex started. That was the one line I could say I didn't cross. And that just stuck around. Still to this day I don't think vaginas are visually appealing, and I watch porn to see the naked girls and for the horny vibes, but I don't like looking at closeups of vaginas or penetration, and when I finish, I'll often cum to a fully clothed selfie.
>>34063639You're going to rape someone if you keep this up.
>>34063626I guess that's what makes men and women different. If a girl was obsessed with the vein on my dick I'd be overjoyed.
Femanon, why aren't you dating me?
>>34063639Unironically, see a sex therapist, becsuse the moment you encounter a woman who is into you (no matter how unrealistic you think that is), shit will go fucking crazy with you.
>>34063647Are you fat and balding
>>34063639this reminds me of when I went on 4chan for the very first time and I had been single and haven't looked at any porn for years and the first thing I saw on the front page was a dick pic, which genuinely shocked me, because I hadn't seen one in so long, lol
>>34063647They're dating me.
>>34063643maybe, or maybe I just have issuesI'm sure some girls would love to get that kind of treatment
>>34063647You aren't my himbo coworker or my childhood crush
>>34063650I am skinny and my hairline barely started receding
>>34062777>I need a girl who looks like her name is Sophia but it's actually EmilySo a woman who looks like a tranny?
>>34063647I enjoy being single
>>34063648I'd put my penis in the vagina of a real girl, that would be fine. I just don't want to see it in porn.
>>34063589I started lifting just before turning 17 because I didn't meet the weight requirements for the Army. It took me about 4.5 years to get from 98 lbs to 145. The first year I put on about 20 lbs and then averaged about 7 lbs a year after that just by adjusting my nutrition. 145 just required too much food to maintain. I ate roughly 175 grams of protein a day and my workouts were mostly for hypertrophy and I would change up my routine every four months, since it would give me more time to track progress.
>>34062779>I wish I could meet JH just once so I could say how incredible she truly is, even if it got me smacked in the mouth. Ik I'm a loser for thinking about such things, but regardless she needs to understand that people can and do find her worthy and capable of great thingsFuck you, Julian.
>>34063662>fucked up weirdo doesn't want to get professional help bc "it'll be fiiine"A tale as old as 4chan.
>>34063628It looks fine on the model but my gf is straight exploding out the top of this thing
>>34062807I've been groped too many times in third world airports to believe that.
>>34063668kys
>>34063668And she just whore?Such a good girl.
>>34063671>>34063672what?
>>34063665>I ate roughly 175 grams of protein a dayI couldn't do this even as a man
>>34063668Doesn't seem bad at all honestly
>>34063631He is right. Your life was already predetermined. You were destined to be a loser while there are people from worse backgrounds than you becoming millionaires.
Bros!The Steam winter sale is one!
>>34063613I feel delusional and overeager.
>>34063678breh nobody in their right mind buys games
>>34063680No gf makes me buy games.
>>34063665Impressive, those are women's PL comp numbersDo you recall what your DL or squat were out of curioscity?
>>34063667>be white male>go to a therapist for literally anything>"have you thought about going trans and then crashing out and destroying your life?">"that'll be $400"
>>34063678>paying for gamesgoooooooood goooooooooooooy
>>34063683Ok, incel.
>>34063683this has never happened
>>34063678>The Steam winter sale is oneSaar!
>>34063683You could just get a Christian or Muslim therapist if you're that concerned.
Girls, when you were 16, how old of a guy would you have considered having sex with?
Are you being facetious?
>>34063690I had a bf that was 27 when i was 17, so that
>>34063693Ew.
>>34063674Yeah, it was a lot of gorging and protein shakes. My love for peanut butter and fried foods is the only thing that got me through it.>>34063682DL was 375 (non-sumo) and comp depth squat was 335.
>>3406369016I didn’t feel ready to have sex until I was 19 though
>>34063691let a bitch have a cope ok
Buxom fems, do you like being called milky?
>>34063699absolutely not
>>34063665>175 grams of protein a dayBruh
>>34063699No
>>3406369016. But I wasn't getting laid, I was ugly. And I consistently prefer younger guys. The crush I had at the time was 15.
>>34063675Like I said, it doesn’t look bad on the model but she put it on her tits pop up so much through the top you could land an f-14 on them. And it’s a work thing and I don’t want my degenerate coworkers staring at her rack (yes they’re degenerate, I’ve seen how they behave on business trips). I just feel like such a fucking shit heel because IM the one that paid for it and she’s been gushing about “omg I’ve never had a fancy dress before thank you so much this is going to be awesome” etc etc. maybe get her a shawl to wrap around?
>>34063693Based
>>34063693Do you still do that?
>>34063706No, not after the rape.
How do I know if my boyfriend is super attractive to others? How do I gauge this?
>>34063708Sorry to hear that...
>>34063706no, I seem to have a tendency for younger guys now
>>34063700>>34063702
>>34063709Why do you care?
>>34063709Men are just status symbols to women.
>>34063695Holy impressoAbsolutely mogged me
>>34063714>>34063715I'm afraid he'll be flirted with a lot when I'm not there. If I could lock him in my room forever I'd be happiest.
>>34063712Go away, boob autist.
>>34063718Bpd?
>>34063719Make me :^)
>>34063712My ex.
>>34063719keki literally just got here for the first time in weeks
>>34063718>I'm afraid he'll be flirted with a lot when I'm not thereSo you don't trust him.That's the issue.
>>34063720best pussy disease?
>>34063709If they flirt with him right in front of youIf they are constantly staring at him If they watch you and wait for you to move away from him so they have an opportunity to be next to him (not necessarily talk to him)Randomly find an excuse to talk to you with the intent of finding a reason to engage with himUgly/fat girls get self conscious around him and can’t look him in the eyeOld ladies who don’t give a fuck and will straight up tell you your bf is hot/attractive
>>34063726Bad partner disposition
>>34063720based puss destoryer
>>34063695Wheyfu material
Was cooking japanese curry today and when I waskflfld b
>>34063720baked pie disaster
>>34063731My phone fell on my face.
>>34063731>Was cooking japanese curry today and when I waskflfld bSounds yummy, saar!
>>34063718It’s going to happen. There is nothing you can do about it and the more self conscious you are about it the more he’s going to get flirted with. Especially when you are around. Women are fucking scandalous when it comes to taken men and they can smell your insecurity when you are with him and it only emboldens them because they get a two for one by hitting on him right in front of you by maybe stealing him (or thinking they could) AND the possibility of getting you to lose your shit either internally or externally.
>>34063734cute
men, are you addicted to nasal spray?
>>34063736walk away and never look back. you tried your hardest, hun. let him go.
>>34063567I've tried it. I used to say I was reluctant about admitting I liked buttstuff until I was encouraged to explore my interest in it.
>>34063738No, especially since depending on the medicine, it can rebound and make your shit worse.Plus you're not supposed to use them more than one per like two or three days.
Women, do you look up hand pics or are you only interested in hand pics with a personal angle?
If odds I jack off to porn, if even I jack off to VR porn.if I get a (You) before I reply to myself, I'll go workout a little bit.
>>34063738No, just coke
>>34063740So you didn't just get your ass slammed without anybody ever talking about it.
>>34063741I know, thats why I'm asking >>34063743(You)
>>34063748FUCK.
>>34063738If the nasal spray is a gamer girl squirting on me as I feast on her paipan dinnerplate, yeah.
>>34063743U
>>34063742the hot thing about moid hands is interacting with them, pics don't do much for me >>34063744oof
>>34063738Nope, just weed and alcohol
>>34063737I usually skip this part...
>>34063750HAHA GOTTIM>>34063751uuh, okk
>>34063727The last one is the most valid. Most women are not cartoonishly evil like this, at least not past highschool. But the last one is still very true
*torques your nipples to the industry recommended spec of 125 ftlbs*
Men, what do I have to do for you to recognise how intelligent and competent I am
>>34063764Very little.
>>34063764agree with them on everything and know all the things they know but not more
>>34063699Do I qualify?
Listening to femanon's favorite song https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0LLZ-PIx6Ss
>>34063764have the confidence to leave the toilet seat up when not in use
>>34063764Don't be avoidant or insane.
everyone here is thinking about somebody else
>>34063761Were you hoping I'd post sexy godzilla again?
>>34063770A huge ask
>>34063770...how are these relevant
>>34063764Be fields medal winner
>>34063771Yup. I feel like a fucking loser about it right now too
>>34063766MThis girl moids!
>>34063764Beat me at fisher random chess
>>34063764Would you date a fat and balding guy?
>>34063778it'll be okay..
>>34063775>>34063773The duality of femanons.>>34063775Because that makes me immediately not listen to you.I already had too much of that in my life.
>>34063783It will, just not today.
>>34063764All you have to do for me to like you is show interest
>>34063771There's nobody for me to think about I'm just thinking about the lack of somebody
>>34063779mhm
>>34063759You are either unmarried, a woman, or both. And sure, it might not statistically be “most” women but ask any married guy, even the not so good looking ones, about this phenomenon. I can not go a week without some tart throwing herself at me. I don’t even consider myself all that attractive either, I was invisible to women before I was in a committed relationship. I don’t even tell my wife about this stuff anymore, she just gets to see what happens when she’s around. Scandalous, straight scandalous. Police your own gender ladies.
>>34063772There's a sexy Godzilla?
>>34063764>recognise how intelligent and competent I amIdk, the zoomette I work with understood some of the more complex stuff quickly and was a hard worker that was enough for me
>>34063771It would be weird if somebody here thought about the two women I keep thinking about.
blehh should I go out to the bar with my yomies tonite or should I stay home to play Bratz Rhythm and Style>>34063127That's not "nothing", it's natureAlso he prolly daydreaming or just eepy>>34062321>you noticed the semi circle is usually the odd one out in the shape captcha puzzlesEver since you said this I'm noticing it like every time now lol>>34063259No I just showered and got dressed to play vidya at home alone
>>34063771I've been thinking about the girl I met in my dream since 12
>>34063701My farts were radioactive>>34063797Taiga was such a mood.
>>34063798That was actually just me crossdressing.
>>34063797>noticingThe $% or other symbols are always the odd one out tooA real badass clicks next when they see that or a half circle even if its the first or second choice
>>34063764Solve a cool equation or smth>>34063343Not all, I'm very soft-spoken and mostly dated loud yapper girls>>34063627>any ideasBe less of a prude>>34063365I prefer right>>34063429Idk but fwiw I went to a pottery class in college and was like the only dude
Women, how big of a red flag is conservatism in a guy?
>>34063764You're asking the wrong question. That's like me, a man, asking "how do i attract a female".
>>34063809Apparently not much because they're fucking them
>>34063809define conservatism because different people mean different things with that
>>34063800>Taiga was such a moodFr>>34063456M, yeah I would Once a baddie invited me over to help her build IKEA furniture, she didn't really need the help though>>34063479Yeah, the above girl was lmao>>34063553>Training her asshole for weeks with buttplugsWhat the hellyTo each their own...
>>34063809They love it. I am not conservative, i am a man. They prefer a good conservative beta male to me.
>>34063807great the sexpest is here again
men, do you fuck with the octopussy?
>>34063771Actually I'm playing new Battletoads rn, shit is great>>34063753Ngl this balloon kinda cute tho...>>34063709>How do I know if my boyfriend is super attractive to othersI have no idea but random flex, I was out with my ex and someone came up to me and said I was really good looking and left kekIf he is not uggers he will probably get attention when you go out
>>34063691>Are you being facetiousAlways>>34063678Choo chooI already got too many games to play tho and too little time>>34063568It means you still have imagination and sovl >>34063529I wish she was my wine aunt
>>34063767Do you like being called milky?
I wish I wasn't born ugly, the endless shit and gaslighting ugly people take from society since childhood is unbearable. Inb4 someone tells me I just have body dysphoria
>>34063817>sexpestBro I literally declined going out to a bar with ppl to play vidyaI am not pestering anyone (except you lot)>>34060910>a sex pest, drug abuser and beats up people for money so i would not be surprised if he also masturbated in public or something likeLmaooNone of this is true I'm just a shitposter with a drinking problemI'd be way too shy to whip it out in public lmao>>34063818I mean I like legs so if she's got 8 that's pretty based
>>34063513I remember when I worked in an old age home and there was this Norewgian gilf who was an absolute baddie in her younger pics, she looked like a model>>34063504I stack wine shelves at a grocery store and flirt with MILFs all day, it's great>>34063668You're very ungrateful brev...>>34063738No but I used to use it for allergies>>34063806Yh I've started doing this lol
I asked chatGPT to rate me on a scale of 1 to 10 and I told it to be brutally honest and objective, and it gave me a 7.5. That feels about right, I'm definitely sub 8.
>>34063819>balloonis that a babyshower balloon?
>>34063810This shit right here is why I hate moids
>>34063826Chat gpt is yaslighting central. I want it to shit on my stupid theories, but it refuses to.
>>34063827Are you German by any chance Anywau it reminds me of the pink balloons in Cuphead
>>34063829Consider dyking out.>>34063825>stack wine shelves at a grocery store and flirt with MILFs all day, it's greatMaybe my dream job is in a liqor store
>>34063757Alright, good enough.I played ring fit and broke out a little sweat.I'm gonna go jack off to VR porn now.
>>34063810>how to attract a femalethere are literally several threads about this on several boards.
>>34063833good boy
>>34063764I know within 5 minutes of talking to you how smart you are. Achievements and pieces of paper on a wall don’t mean anything.
>>34063835And I still don't know howapps won't work i have no good pictures and i can't put my hobbies are gayming and internet
>>34063832>Maybe my dream job is in a liqor storeLmao give it a shotUnfortunately this is just a temp job tho ): but the dairy manager said I'm a good worker and he's looking for someone to work on the cheese counter. Bitches love cheese right
>>34063837Sure don't feel like it.Women should date fat guys more.
>>34063835Let's dig into why a man asking "how do i attract a female" is the wrong question.Men succeed by being proactive. You succeed with women by giving them attention. Women can ask how to attract a man because they're women.
>>34063837My underage cousin says good boy a lot. It's a relatively good meme.
>>34063832What's funny is the milfs are always asking me to reach stuff for them but I'm a manlet and barely taller so have to use my super stretch skills or climb on a palette to reach the top shelves
>>34063842>You succeed with women by giving them attention.You have to get to that point which is what people want to knowhave to get them to swipe (impossible challenge) or get them to be around you (also impossible unless you're lucky and your workplace has a girl or something and then you have to make them want to be around you)
>>34063845You'll know how it feels when you get older.It's their shoulders.
>>34063845That sucks. I'm a super tall White Aryan so this wouldn't be a problem for me.
>>34063849Maybe they should lift
>>34063846That is true. The real catastrophy of today's society is that places where men and women can meet each other don't exist anymore.
>>34063842>Men succeed by being proactive.>You succeed with women by giving them attention.Not necessarily.
>>34063809Actual conservatism? Lowkey a green flag.MAGA conservatism? Communist invasion level red flag.
>>34063855That's the case most of the time. Sure you can "lure" the women. What do you do?
>>34063809Biggest one.Only dumb women full of heavy metal poisoning and alcoholism like conservative men.
Women, would you become Na'vi for me?https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Yp6C6Kskwok
>>34063855Yeah, anons are coping hard here. Females make themselves available to the men they want to fuck. If you have to chase them like some AFC, they never liked you.
>>34063856As actual conservatism are you talking tree hugger or center right politics?You're so fucking weird I can't tell
>>34063859I find them retarded and boring, but if a woman wants to get married and have kids, she should go for a conservative man.
>>34063854Places do exist. Just not for terminally online neets or fujos
Gimme some sugar. I am your neighbor.
What does it mean if I’m never there for a peak of anything? Jobs, generations, schools, hobby groups. I always show up when things are going downhill
>>34063858I’ve found that if I have to consistently initiate contact and make all the plans only to get very curt responses and minimal reciprocation, she’s probably not interested.We can be proactive and give them all the attention in the world, but that doesn’t actually make them want us.
>>34063864Like pre-neocon, Rockefeller type Republicans.
>>34063849RIP, poor milfs ):>>34063850>I'm a super tall White Aryan so this wouldn't be a problem for meGood for you brev I'm a shortie with med parents
>>34063865Pretty sure the only reason some women choose it is laziness and a blatant disregard for themselves or their own rights.Do if you need abuse fodder, target those.
>>34063869I only got the brown ones, that's got molasses mixed in, you know the type.
>>34063867Like what?>>34063871>but that doesn’t actually make them want us.What does?
>matched with a cute blonde with blue eyesoh boy oh boy this is it it's now or neveri will marry her or i will die alone
>>34063875That's fair enough. Conservatives are the least white whites.
>>34063872Femanon, that is still not descriptive enough and I'm not sure you know rockafeller lore..
>>34063867If I stopped being NEET it would still feel impossible. Would still have to contend with the apps
>>34063877>What does?Nothing. You can’t make women want you. They either want you, or they don’t.That isn’t to say that we should never pursue them. We should.There’s just no sense in falling over ourselves and trying to force them to be attracted to us.If a woman isn’t interested in what I have to offer, that’s her loss.
>>34063877>Like what?There is no possible incentive for me to tell you. If you were supposed to know you would already.
>>34063841why not just get ozempic? >>34063844I am him
>>34063872Rockefellerism hasn't been relevant in the Republican party in like 50 years
>>34063877>Like what?Religious and academic institutions, professional environments, sporting events, concerts, bars.
Don’t be sad
>>34063888This nigga is in a secret society. Can you guys stop with the fake and gay operations. I have fatigue from you guys.
My shoulder is fucked, bros.If I extend them, like reaching for a cup in the middle of a big table, and I pick up that cup in that motion, I feel a sharp pain in right about the green, and the red becomes sore.
>>34063894I’ll sleep it off. It’s no big deal.
>>34063897Tell a doctor (i mean chat gpt). I fixed my neck and shoulder problems after asking AI what's wrong.
state gender and what you are listening to RIGHT NOWMpicrel
>>34063894Can't stop until I get a girl to cuddle with
>>34063904https://youtu.be/WUBWEwjcZXs
>>34063894it's my party, and I'll cry if I want to you would cry too, it it happened to you
>>34063892Yeah, it’s a travesty.
>>34063905too bad, that chance is long gone
>>34063889NtaMy dr said to call insurance, then insurance said they only cover the one type, then I go to him and he says that type is only for diabetics which I am not and to call insurance and I give up
>>34063904Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1niNhP9vnA
>>34063912You're supposed to cheer me up
>>34063904fhttps://youtu.be/_NpsUiKBEes
>>34063893>Religious and academic institutions, Difficult, usually only old people. Even if women in their 20s are there, it's low quality women.
>>34063904MBased foobar2000 user.I’m listening to the wind, the distant rumble of cars on the freeway and the whining of a refrigerator coil.
>>34063901You deserve better
>>34063904Ambient noise from a vent or something.
>>34063904https://youtu.be/9b1Wwk4Bgjc?si=tGHa_hfI_atHpG-_
>>34063904M.
>>34063913yeah it's a whole procedure but just get fat and diabetic enough to qualify for what your insurance asks for and be done with it
>>34063904MRight now nothing, but my favorite music is death metal.Also, fuck everyone who is posting youtube links as a reply to this. I won't click them.
>>34063927your loss boss
>>34063920Don’t sell yourself short. Door’s still open.
>>34063872Would you date a libertarian with conservative values?
>>34063904M, playing Battletoads rn but was listening to this banger earlier https://youtu.be/OxgsI4grqF4?si=6eoitJBjqAYQnzoZ and the techno obvs https://youtu.be/9BgKXCsyOXI?si=5gbumUBlh_Qaqlj_
>>34063927I usually post album art alongside YouTube links, sometimes lyrics. Am I still on the shitlist?
>>34063850KEKWell, you arn't the guy blending borders, now are ya?
>>34063932Would you date a black girl with dreads and a nose ring?
I live in a super liberal city. I’m not a hardcore right winger or anything, I just don’t want my tax dollars spent on shit like forever wars or fag stuff when my roads have potholes and we got fent zombies running around. Not that I give a shit about blowing up thirdies for shits and giggles or letting the gays prance around doing gay stuff, but ffs, i want the stuff at home taken care of first, the basics, before we think about doing any of that. That makes me some Nazi chud for some reason. Aggravating.
>>34063936well, I do have white gold filling my cavities
>>34063895Sorry anon nocando. The viridian knights of sward-touching are above your petty concerns
>>34063936>would you date a black girlHot.
>>34063934That's a lot better. At least if i recognize what it is, i know.>>34063935I don't get the reference.
>>34063936As long as I don't have to hear about the struggle all the time
>>34063935You're an idiot if you think you can blend four borders in a weekend. You probably look like some gym bro slurping brotine from my girlcock
>>34063944>he doesn't know
>>34063937Found the dave smith enjoyer
>>34063936Honestly the nose ring would be hard for me to get past. Dreads too maybe but I'm not sure about that. Black is fine. Actually I might compromise and accept the dreads but I personally just really dislike nose rings.
>>34063939That is all imaginary. The pale one who rides is named Death.
>>34063936I’ve dated black girls and I’ve never had one be cruel to me. Angry about something, sure, a bit overly passionate about certain things, but never with the cold cruel calculating intent that white women have.
I wonder how you retards solve the new captcha
>>34063953My handler does it.
>>34063944once is enough, if it is necessary to speak on. lmao, just build a resume.
>>34063953I have a house slave that I force to do them for me
>>34063947Nta but I'm a huge Dave Smith fan. Been listening to his podcast since probably 2017 or something. I despise the government and I hate the left. I want to live free, without fear of violence, which is what all government action is.
>M>M>M>M>ATOGA
I need a man to pick out clothes for me to buy.
>>34063961Haha, yeah. “Ask the other guys anything.”
>>34063962Thong panties
It might genuinely be over for woman.
>>34063962For you to hook up with other men?
>>34063953It’s always half circle or 4 dots I’ve noticed.
>>34063961There's like one or maybe to femaloids or fecaloids (i don't know what they're called) here
>>34063953I'm bad with words but good with pictures
>>34063967No, just basics. For wearing outside in normal outdoor environments.
>>34063966The breadwinner and happy wife combo.
>>34063962What are your measurements and what is the occasion? Or are you looking for a full wardrobe overhaul?
>>34063953I'm actually not a retard, I'm just nervous and shy
>>34063968>>34063961>>34063959>>34063956Women don't post here anymore because the captcha is too difficult for them
>>34063962Post some here and we'll choose with terrible fashion taste>>34063937Nah even as a second gen immigrant I agree with this kekTake care of your own before all the fuckerz
>>34063971Frivoloids and fickloids
>>34063979I will cut off your pp
>>34063980>as a second gen immigrantFrom where? Important.
>>34063979They left before though
>>34063936M but ye def if she was nice>>34063818Goddamn they made the Evil Queen bad af in new Battletoads....swooonDef gotta spec the r34 later
>>34063984I will call you rabbi from now on>>34063962The one thing women have is fashion taste. How dumb are you?
>>34063973Get a tailors tape and measure yourself before you ask about this. Height and weight mean nothing.
>>34063984Whats wrong with ur gerbel?
>>34063985Portugal kekWhy it matter tho
Men bros, check this shit out.
>>34063986Possible. I am not a regular here. I like the boards with flags a lot more. /pol/, /sp/, /int/ are all awesome.
>>34063977>What are your measurementsSkinny with no curves, don't know the exact measurements and don't care to give them out. >occasionI need essentials first. I don't even own a pair of heels.
>>34063989>rabbi never have I been so insulted before, schlomo>>34063991nothing, what's wrong with you?
>>34063995When you leave they'll come back. Get out of here!
>>34063962Can't go wrong with a blue burqa :)
>>34063990for ur casket?
>>34063994holy fuck he was so handsome before this is a war crime
>>34063994Nigga looking fresh as fuck, probably already married.Anyway my facial hair is ass, so I'll never be able to beard cope like this.
>>34063994>Affable looking shaggy guy to mid level Nazi who became an executive at Volkswagen after the war.
>>34063994based cutt. beard hater
>>34063978That's endearing
>>34063989>The one thing women have is fashion tastelol no. There’s a reason why the best designers of women’s fashion are men.>inb4 gay menThe top of the top designers are straight
>>34063993Portugal is the most ambigous answer you could have given. It's the least Huwite euro country.>>34063994Sometimes i wish i could grow a full beard. Not a problem for me though. I am awesome aesthetically anyway.
>>34063917>till charlie's dancing with me>I have no reason to smileBig same
>>34064008>There’s a reason why the best designers of women’s fashion are men.They're gay men. The only motivation for gay men to promote fashion is to get the women's attention away from the men, if you know what i'm saying.
>>34063917>Name is "Lesley Gore">LesbianShe was born too early to be a riot grrl.
>>34063950Thank you for the gifts. You are literally an angel and give me hope for society.
Also of note:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dK6Qg3_YbuwBeard coping always leads to bitterness from women when they see you shave and unlike men reacting to women without make up thinking they're beautiful without it, women detest seeing your skull structure if you aren't Chad.
>>34063993God, I would love to escape to the islands. Travel is life and would heal and fulfill me.
>>34063999©hudded
>>34064016lol, this is your new anthem now >>34064020a trailblazer
>>34064025Dude has the bone structure of a literal hippopotamus
>>34064020>born too earlyRiot Mommy
today was a good day brosgot sandwiched by two beautiful milfs at the gym
MenWhen you drive under an overpass Would you rather get peed on with your sunroof openOr getting shat on while the sunroof is shut.
>>34063994Would be better if he lost weight
>>34064035What a stupid question. I’d rather clean shit off my car than piss off of my body.
>>34064034The milfs after you left:>that smelly neckbeard creep was staring at us again, so gross
>>34063929Thanks bud
>>34064035>driveI don't drive to places. I'm not a slave.
>>34064040well considering I was working out on my own and they both walked over to me, I would imagine they couldn't have been too aversed
Do adult men like candy?
>>34064020There were shitloads of riots 5 years ago thanks to the dems tho
>>34064045NoSweet things in general I can't stand. If I'm gonna eat junk food it's gonna be burgers and fries and soda, not candy.
>>34064045Yes if you get what I like you should already know what
>>34064041Np bud.
>>34064044Did you at least give them some attention? Look, smile, say something?
>>34064050Soda is loaded with sugar
>>34064042Bus-cuck
Foids what's a romantic vacation destination in the U.S. besides Niagara Falls?
>>34064045I like reese's cups, but I don't have them often, like maybe once every other month.I also like werther's original, but those I have even less often, they make my mouth pucker up.
>>34064045Yes and it's what keeps me fat, be glad some men don't like it.
>>34064056hawaii is nice, especially the less touristy nature spots
>>34064035I don’t have a sunroof
>>34064055Bicycle chad. Sure, it feels like i have a stick up my ass, but that's a part of the fun.
>>34064045I like chocolate, especially dark chocolate. Milk chocolate with peanut butter, nuts, toffee or wafers is also nice.It’s not something I eat very often, and I never think to buy it for myself.
I'm horny!
>>34064052Are you mad
>>34064067Shouldn't have been born a man.
>>34064059The marching band at the high school I went to performed in Pearl Harbor last week
>>34064067Then do something about it!
>>34064036big boys need love too
>>34064064>liking dark chocolateYou're no man. You have ovaries and foid hands.
>>34064056Detroit
>>34064067>We've got his location, deploy the drone.
>>34063883They're actually really different from me, but I like the social liberalism of them. They were good for the time and place, but the needs of the country have moved past their economic policies.>>34063892The Republican party went down the drain when Reagan became president.>>34063932Depends on the issues. I've met some ancaps that call themselves libertarian who I wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole.>>34064056My wife and I go to South Padre about once a month. Vacations don't have to be these giant scenic wonders to be romantic.
>>34064053The gym was packed so I don't think they would of even noticed.I'm not that kind of guy anyway, I just wanna get my workout done. Was a pleasant view though while I was doing tricep pushdowns.
>>34064071It's part of being male, yeah. >>34064073I'm busy! I won't have the privacy and free time needed to masturbate until tomorrow.
>>34064061>bicycle chad Don't lump yourself in with me. You ride on filthy city streets to get tendies. I ride on idyllic parkways to creep on half-naked jogger QTs and cat 6 lardo ebike boomers. We are not the same.
>>34064070A little bit, but I’ll get over it. I hope that won’t scare you off.
>>34064025I like his face tho
>>34064056South side chicago. There are studies which suggest that putting your female date in a dangerous environment raises her heartbeat and therefore tricks her into feeling like she's more attracted to you.
>>34064078That’s a girl thing?
>>34064072very nice
>>34064088Nibba, you don't even know how degenerate i am. I only ride in the summer because i get to the beach that way. I walk along the beach to see the half naked women there.
>>34064079yasssss. why did this make me hungy for sushi roll? gimmie tha phili!! its so yum
>>3406409570+ cacao or more is manly. 90% ideally.I find 50 kind of gross.
>>34064082>I've met some ancaps that call themselves libertarian who I wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole.What about them was offputting to you?
>>34064095Yes. Women go fucking insane for dark chocolate, while men don't like it at all. This has been the case for not only everyone I've personally met, but everyone that those people knew when I asked them about it. The only people who've claimed different have been online, and they're therefore inherently untrustworthy.
>>34064090I’m sorry I’ll let you cool off
I'm a man and I like dark chocolateMilk Chocolate is best though
>>34064104I like dark chocolate. Not the super pure shit though, I don't know how people eat that.
>>34064045Yes. I'll merrily drop to my knees to eat you out if you promise me Whoppers in exchange.
>>34064095Women like dark chocolate because they fool themselves that it's healthy.
>>34064104Regular dark chocolate is still children's candy. That's why women like it. You need to go to the extremely dark ones to get anything good.
>>34064104It’s true for me then. I don’t like dark chocolate.
>>34064093Imagine showing up late to a date, your gf gets drugged and ends up leaving because shes scared and you don't bother to check on her or answer her calls.
>>34064117Get that heart rate up. She will fall in love.
>>34063997>no curves>skinnySo the name of the game here is to accentuate the slender parts and hide the not curvy partsOkay, street wear you want some high waisted jeans that will pinch a bit around the waist to create more of a shapely figure. 4 pair, two light, two dark. Two should be loose and flowy, you say you are skinny so if your legs are as skinny as I can imagine them to be they’ll create a nice billowy effect as you walk and you can pair this with a short blouse that almost shows off your midriff or a t shirt.Second kind of jeans should be form fitting, especially around the ankle. Once again, I’m assuming you have no ass whatsoever because you are skinny so a longer button up blouse that buttons around your neck (slender!) to create that billowy effect and cover it up or a loose sweater that hangs off the shoulder a bit. The loose sweater is going to be a nice touch because, again, you’re skinny and if the sweater is loose around the neck it’ll show off your collar bone. For business casual I’d suggest a pair or two of capri slacks that are loose fitting around the thigh, you can pair that with aforementioned blouses as well. Versatility. For more formal/upscale get a pencil skirt and one flowy cocktail dress. Once again, a nice blouse will hide your non existent ass/tits but the pencil skirt will show off your legs/calves/anklesFor shoes, a you want a 3 inch heel, a wedge boot, a wedged open toe, and a flat. Colors vary on your skin tone and hair color, go for more earth tones and charcoals (avoid black unless it’s a shoe, you’re not going to a funeral and you aren’t a goth). If your blonde and light complexion go for dark blues for winter and some light pastels for summer. You didn’t give me much to go on but this is my prescription. Yes I’m a dude.
>>34064120KekNot a chance.
>>34064108As we've established, you're a woman, so none of that is surprising.
>>34064122>Yes I’m a dude.
Shut up, stupid bitch. *plap plap plap*
>>34064122Many men are into "petite" for reasons i'm not going to tell you
God I fucking love skinny womenWhy do chicks gotta eat so much these days?Just eat a bit less, you'll be irresistable
>>34064103You ever been able to tell someone wants to fuck children at just a glance? But also the whole, "any regulation is an infringement on my rights, I don't care if babies get lead poisoning from formula!" type.
>>34064136They get angry when you ask them why they're libertarian
>>34064134Not for the reasons you're implying
>>34064136Plenty of lead in the protien powder in the current system sis
>>34061897Yes, on you
>>34064135yummy food is the only joy I have left in this life, leave me alone
>>34064131My bf when I tell him to stop apologizing during sex.
>>34064136Well I do want to abolish all government regulations, but I think things like that would be regulated privately. Some people bring up building codes as another example of something the government does that's important, but I think in the absence of a state, you'd still have insurance companies who wouldn't want to insure poorly constructed buildings, so they'd be sending their own inspectors. I basically think that almost everything the government does, it shouldn't be doing, and the few good things the government does would be handled better and cheaper privately, including courts and law enforcement.
>>34064147you can still have itjust once a week instead of ten times a week
>>34064135Yet men keep making fun of me for being flat
>>34064010>Portugal is the most ambigous answer you could have givenWell do you want me to doxx myselfApparently I don't look portu tho as my mom has a lot of scandi heritageWho cares thoI am watching movie with roomies rn ttyl>>34064028Which islands you wanna go to>>34064034Damn maybe I should start going gym>>34064045Ye my old hairdresser and hygienist still gave me lollipops when I was in my 20s :3
Has any man here ever accidentally punched their gf in the face?
>>34064147The Japanese have the best cuisine in the world and manage not to turn into cows
Femanon, why do you pretend to be a virgin on atoga for (You)s?
>>34064154I'd much rather eat whatever I want whenever I want than trying to appeal to a guy, way higher joy and pleasure payoff
>>34064155They're faggots, ignore themThe only men who don't like skinny women are blacks and closeted homos
>>34064150Pro tip: pretend to be single if you start an e-celeb career. You need the chuds to be excited.
>>34064155Ten men see youTwo make fun of youThe rest either mire or don't care and are silentYou remember the 2
>>34064135I disagree, eating is good and chubby girls are cuteI used to love taking my ex out to eat McDonal and Nandos and other placesI dated an hourglass girl who barely ate and it was le sad
>>34064159you apparently have no idea about the crazy japanese dieting culture
>>34064161I actually pretend to not be one
>>34064170Why? Do you think we mind
>>34064168>girl who barely ate and it was le sadpeople that have no appetite or deny themselves food piss me the fuck off, how can one be this joyless
>>34064171The chudette is ashamed about it's retardation
>>34064169Nor do I care. Obesity is worse than suicide.
>>34064155Yet you hate men that like your flatness
>>34064010>least Huwite euro countryIk too much of a himbo to understand what this means, all I know is that I apparently have ancestors from france, Spain and Scandinavia. But ig everyone does What if we are all related to Adam and eve tho or like the OG caveman. That would be cray
>>34064176and? I will slowly commit suicide via food and it's none of your business
>>34064158I have accidentally hit my ex in the face and been hit in the face.This is why I fuck with the lights on now.
>>34064183Fine just don't appear in public or on dating apps
>>34064168>i'm suffering with girls kissing me please feel bad for me :((
>>34064141They're temporarily embarrassed Jeffrey Epsteins>>34064143Yeah, plant-based protein because of runoff. I'm not a vegan, so I don't give a shit. Plus, babies aren't getting protein powder.>>34064153If not for government intervention, all of our national parks would have been dozed to the ground to make parking lots.
>>34064187Was that not a turn on for her
>>34064173She was a super lovely girl and I liked her a lot. I had so much fun with her she was fun. She only wanted to be FWB though. It seems like she sorted out a lot of her issues though and she's in the police now (just like my mom lol) I'm v proud of her x she better not arrest me jk
>>34064187https://youtu.be/TN06yKZsFew
>>34064158No. I've done it on purpose though.
Never having sex or a boyfriend past your 20s is a sign of profound ugliness as a woman, correct?
>>34064082Rockefeller wasn't a conservative just a Republican
>>34064194>babies aren't getting protein powder.Maybe not yoursI think my point was that people shit on ancap or actual cap or nocap or communism without realizing that greedy assholes can fuck shit over in all of them
>>34064201Are you ugly or just mentally ill
>>34064189dw, I wont
>>34064200Why :(
>>34064173>>34064180>>34064189>talks about fatties and skinnies>doesn't know about the temperamentsPhlegmatic: usually overweight or obeseMelancholic: usually skinny
>>34064106I’m not THAT mad, don’t worry. Seriously
>>34064201Could just be waiting for marriageOr you're so attractive that men are just too nervous to approach you, which is less likely
>>34064155God, your issue is that you're fucking stupid. Men have various tastes, and there are tons who'd lust over you for being flat. If you're choosing to listen to men who aren't into your specific body type, that's your own fault.
>>34064201not necessarily, some girls just prefer to not engage with men at all for various reasons
>>34064201No, it's just bad luck. It's rough these days for everyone.
>>34064208She cheated on me.
>>34064153> Some people bring up building codes as another example of something the government does that's important, but I think in the absence of a state, you'd still have insurance companies who wouldn't want to insure poorly constructed buildings, so they'd be sending their own inspectors.Yeah, the US tried that in the early 1900’s/late 1800’s and the result was “engineers” designing faulty boilers that vaporized entire apartment buildings full of women and children. If it was left to the insurance companies, you’d still get the kind of credentialism we have now except now there’s more money at play and more opportunities for corruption. A stand alone non profit motivated organization is the only best way to keep people honest.
>>34064213>your issue is that you're fucking stupid. Men have various tastes, and there are tons who'd lust over youEvery woman's issueThey think they suffer like men
>>34064210I do know about them
>>34064210>bottom middleIs that Kim Jong Un?
>>34064180>>34064166I like how you guys just make stuff up
>>34064211I hurt you though
>>34064222There are men that like or don't mind flat chests
>>34064220Good. You can read them relatively easily from the side profile and the body type. Face shapes i still struggle with, but that can be learned too.
>>34064158Punched? No. Elbowed yeah. I’m a tall and large human with poor coordination.
>>34064221Moon face is dreamy, poetic, very intense. Quite feminine, even shamanic.
>>34064192>suffering with girls kissing meShe was like my first proper kiss when I was nearly 27 and now I'm back in my incel era, don't @ me brev.... x>>34064201No obviously notIt has way more to do with personality and your life than anything else tbqh. It's not a race, a lot of gorgeous wonderful girls are just late bloomers
>>34064194>If not for government intervention, all of our national parks would have been dozed to the ground to make parking lots.That's not true at all. If the Grand Canyon was privately owned, what do you think someone would do, fill it and build a Walmart? Don't you think Badlands would be worth keeping around in its beautiful state, and people would want to maintain these areas voluntarily? Conservation can absolutely be done privately.
>>34064155You are not obese which puts you above 50% of American women.
>>34064231Okay, I'm sorry please forgive me. We're not so different you and I
>>34064235nta but there's fat people with no boobs, which us very unfortunate
>>34064222When men say they like flatties, they mean small skinny girls who still have a narrower waist than shoulder/hips. If you're built like a fridge or inverted triangle with an overall masculine physique, as flatness would entail, it's over for you.
>>34064238I came here to shitpost but I'm feeling so attacked rn
>>34064237julian pls, you've been saying that you'll leave atoga forever for years now
>>34064201I like when everyone else suffers too, so I really enjoy this.
>tfw lonely and hornyNeed gf for babymaking sex and later tight cuddles.
>>34064239Wish you had an example I cant envision this
>>34064240my condolences
>>34064240Grow thicker skin. Also, this is not the place for shitposting. /pol/ is. This thread is for... i don't even know.
Why is starting a PC called booting and restarting it called rebooting but shutting one off isn't called debooting?
>>34064135Food doesn't dump me for being a little emotionally uncontrolled.That being, I've lost 4 pounds anyway.
>>34064247Zoomer here. What is a PC?
I just wanna talk about the milfs I saw at the gym today. Can we go back to that?
>>34064247It's bootstrappingShutting down is just telling processes to kill themselves and a power off sequence
>>34064249Is this namefag a fat woman?
>>34064246I'm kinda offended that you thought I was actually offended.
>>34064244It's funny how men can't even picture a girl like that in their head. Just like that moid who said he likes flatties because he can't imagine they could be fat. Ugly women are completely invisible to men.
>>34064240Oof. Fat girls with no tits is one of gods cruelest jokes. It’s like being a 6’8” guy with a 3” weiner.
>>34064241Did I return to GIOYC? When I left it in 2024 no! I have not reason to be here anymore. I have romantic interests somewhere new somewhere better.
>>34064244
>>34064256Not a gendered thing. Ugly people in general have a tough time getting attention from the opposite sex.
is there a place like atoga where I can as women questions and get quick answers back?I feel like there are 5 women in these threads and they are the same ones who have been posting in this thread almost daily for years. i can just join some anon discord server and find a couple of guys to talk to. go on any chat room or irc and its easy. where do women exist online? i know everyone including normies are all terminally online yet women are like always a strong minority on every website ever.And every place where there is both genders its a simpfest. is reddit askwomen good? 2xchomosomes?
>>34064261Nope, that girl still has hips. If she lost weight she would look fine.
>>34064260sure thing, mentally ill king
>>34064251Okay, how old are you zoomer?
>>34064251No.
>>3406426621
>>34064262I'm not ugly and women give me no attentionIf I was a woman of the same attractiveness the attention would be overwhelming
>>34064223I mean you’re kinda jerkin me around a bit here but I can tell you do actually care and are interested
>>34064236Lol thank you bro xI'm just the crazy cat uncle and watching movie with roomies rn but I hope you find happiness and contentment either wayIgnore all the incel bullshit here it won't help you. I'm not a regular kisshaver but women are pretty cool irl I recommend>>34064251Ya drop the deets >>34064250Personal cumhandler>>34064263I mean honestly somewhere like plebbit is probably your best bet. Else maybe disc sure but I think just getting advice on the Internet is kind of dubious in general desu, do you have anybody you can confide in irl?
>>34064261Plap
Why do men leave their pc running for weeks at a time?
>>34064255No offense
>>34064275Because I can.
>>34064264obviously post a better example then
>>34064275I don't I'm paranoid about lightning
How do I get an average gf like this?
>>34064263>where do women exist online?Tiktok, instagram. Preddit has 40 yo millennial women. Nobody wants that.
>>34064261Huh, I'm thinner than her
>>34064256U mean this? Thats just fat not flat>>34064261
>>34064254Yes.
>>34064286No, and that anon is a troll.
>>34064287Good to know.
>>34064256There are very few truly ugly women, it’s mostly fat women. Don’t be fat. Simple as.
>>34064284>Tiktok, instagramNTA but I hate thoseI'm fucked. Silver lining is I really don't want a girl obsessed with those anyway.
>>34064104You guys pick the weirdest shit to be neurotic about.
>>34064275>Why do men leave their pc running for weeks at a time?Not just men. I only turn my PC off when doing updates. Any other time, it's suspended/sleeping.>>34064280This is why you should invest in fat women.>>34064283>Madison BeerWhat does Madison Tequila look like?
Does anyone else hate it when they're watching BBC porn and the bull literally doesn't even have a BBC? Like get this average dick mofo outta here.
>Look at me! I'm a femanon!
>>34064285She's bogged.
>>34064288Aite in that case I maintain its not a problem
>>34064288why would I be a troll?
>>34064292Men hate those. They're female dominated platforms. Take advantage of that.
>>34064284>Nobody wants that.im not looking to date.i just want to ask questions to understand how women see the world better.>>34064272>do you have anybody you can confide in irl?no, not really. All my friends I had were male and they drifted away after i finished college.i like talking in anon forums/chats because i feel i can be honest. normies all like to put on some kind of mask...
>>34064295I don't watch porn with black men, but that always makes me laugh.
>>34064296Femanons don't look like this
>>34064272>the deetsThere were two. One was really tan in a white sports bra and short leggings. And the other was pale with blond hair wearing a pink singlet.Like halfway through my workout they both came over and started working out right next to me, it was awesome.
>>34064297She's literally qt's type
>>34064283mi dont get the appeal. she looks like a fish in a bad way. her plastic surgery is horrendous even if she didnt get much work done as she claims.i honestly think the kardashians look better
>>34064303thank god because that blonde is atrocious
>>34064243Didn't you get your last gf pregnant?
>>34064301>i just want to ask questions to understand how women see the world better.Anon, what's wrong with you?
How do I get a mid GF like this?
>>34064275Statistically, machine failures happen when you either cycle a machine off or cycle a machine on.
>>34064312why is she wearing shoes that are way too big? cringe
>>34064311What do you mean?I would like to eventually get married and understand how women view people like me (my traits and supposed baggage). I don't want to date a stranger online. I don't have female friends
>>34064300Wouldn't even know how to bro
>>34064296Elle's got a sleeper build, her hips and ass are crazy.
>>34064293What does that have to do with what I wrote?
>>34064254I picture her with a winged helmet whenever I read her posts.
>>34064314she has long finger toes
How can I compete with the prettiness, grace, and coolness of white European women?
>>34064294>What does Madison Tequila look likeYou made me laugh out loud>>34064295BBC has porn now? Damn maybe I should pay my TV license>>34064275I used to run stuff like Folding@home and seeding torrents >>34064301Aw OK well I mean I'm sure there are a lot of forums out there for the relevant issues...>>34064305Damn I wanna go gym now (jk I don't actually)
>>34064319Don't know about sleeper you can see it she shows them off
>>34064319hmm
>>34064317I don't know either. I am just trying to inspire you.
>>34064326Gargle cock like a Cambodian ladyboy.
>>34064326What are you? Are you decent looking? If you are you'll have guys interested.
>>34064326You can't, but there's an infinite amount of lonely, desperate white men who want you whatever you are.
>>34064326Fwiw as a British guy I find American women really adorable I need a Hallmark movie meet cute jk
>>34064329
>>34064326you don'tdon't try to act like a dalmatian when you're a french bulldog learn to play into your own charms and embrace the stereotypes if guys have a thing for latinas/asian/black girls, they want her to act like what they think they are like, not larp as a white girl
Why do women act like they don't get completely hounded with attention when they put themselves out there
I never really thought much about marriage or dating but now im 29 and I am unsure if it will ever happen. I always thought: I'll probably meet someone though life. Nothing happened. Now i realize I wasted my best years. If I do meet a girl today that is my age, she is in a rush to have kids. I wish I could be married at 25 so we can enjoy a dink life for a few years and then have kids at like 27-28. Am i irrational for thinking this way?
>>34064345I have no fucking idea.
>>34064345>anon once again only knows the reality of the top 5% of women
>>34064345It's not often the mutually type of positive attention that men think it is.
>>34064346It's over. 26 here. It will be over for me too.
>>34064340i think she means she's brown
>>34064346>Am i irrational for thinking this way?no, but there's also not much you can do about it
>>34064345never happened to me and I'm fit, dress well, and not socially awkward
>>34064354There's threads on this site worshiping brown women
>>34064346No, that's pretty understandable.Maybe you should try dating women a few years younger than you.
>>34064346We're all mens of our times.Circumstances has forced us to die single and childless.But hey, think of it this way, at least women will largely unaffected.
>>34064314because shes a man, baby
>>34064358there's also threads dedicated to fat grandmas and non-passing trannieswhat men jerk off to means nothing, often it's not appreciation but a humiliation ritual
Our femanons are trans.. They got me into trannies. I thought they have weird voices because of their accent but turns out I was wrong. Two of the three girls I liked where trans and the other was a bafoon mulato. Also liked rulebreaker for a bit but she was a hippo I didn't believe what anons said until I found out the hard way. All them are/were sluts (as they said) except for the last white tranny she had a horrible demonic personality maybe due to her use of drugs.
>>34064365whatever you sayI'm attracted to brown women
>>34064345I am a man and I never understand these posts.Is sex really all you think about?Do you have any real thoughts? Does your inner monologue just say "NEED SEX" on repeat? Imagine being a girl. You're getting basically indian-tier men asking to fuck you. All guys who are "nice" and showing attention are really just trying to pump and dump you.I have tons of male friends and that is literally all they want to do. This idea that men want a wife and kids and live on a farm and be a trad family is bullshit and idk why men lie about this to other men. If you ask 100 men if you want to live a life like andrew tate/dan blizerian/jeffry epstein where you sleep around with 100s of young women vs being married to one woman on some farm over 90 would prefer the former.
>>34064365You just don't want to date people who want you, perpetual victim shit.It's like the incel mentality.
>>34064372>If you ask 100 men if you want to live a life like andrew tate/dan blizerian/jeffry epstein where you sleep around with 100s of young women vs being married to one woman on some farm over 90 would prefer the former.You won't believe me but I think their lives are shallow and loveless and don't want to live like them
>>34064372>This idea that men want a wife and kids and live on a farm and be a trad family is bullshitSome nazi incels do, but they're not what is desirable anyway
>>34064368
>>34064372There's plenty of good guys out there that don't want just sex
>>34064377I guess he wants you all to himself? What a character.
>>34064380he's pretty entertaining, ngl
>>34064379Anon is performing his mating dance, it is said to be attractive to potential mates, according to himself at least.
>>34064379Sex with the same woman every day is what is called a relationship. If it's less than that, why even bother?
>>34064372Yeah this actually pisses me off so much. The men that women make up in their minds to get so mad about are living the lives they wish they could live. All of that anger comes from jealousy. Men don’t have this white picket fence family and loving monogamous marriage fantasy they like to pretend they do. 9 times out of 10 if the man actually had a choice he would be whoring around as much as possible, not looking for love. It’s hypocrisy to the most disgusting degree
>>34064352the shitty part is i never played video games or drank much.I unironically wouldve met women if i did because they all seem to be into alcohol and videogames these days....I just focused on school and career. i still have all my hair.>>34064356>>34064359>>34064363i guess it is what it is. what are you guys doing. i do feel a bit of relief when i think about accepting being forever alone. looking at houses and wondering if i should get a 3bedroom. if im never gonna get married i sometimes think might as well just get a condo
>>34064384Did you miss the "just"?
>>34064379I am one of them and fucking hate both the guy you're replying to and the guys he's complaining aboutStupid faggot keeps those kinds of guys as friends, what does that say about him
the modern mating dance is opening jars for women with your sleeves rolled up to your elbows
>>34064333Well everyone enjoys doing that for the one they love anyway. Or they should. Does it make up for not being perfect for someone though?>>34064334I'm Native American. Even in a relationship I feel a sense of dread, like I'd be left for them because they're so effortlessly cool.>>34064339>>34064340I should add I'm dating someone now who romanticized Western European women before we met. He did not exclusively date them, but he was fascinated.And the person I dated before him loved Eastern Europeans. It's my curse.>>34064342I guess that's fair. Maybe if he leaves or cheats on me it just isn't meant to be. It just seems that everyone I like preferred them before me.
>>34064386>just focused on school and career. i still have all my hair.Nerd. Become more chudded and blackpilled.Are you even into astrology? If not, what will you talk about when you finally meet a woman?
>>34064391I can open jars by myself just fine
>>34064391That's called foreplay.The mating dance comes before that.
>>3406434629 is young dude you have many decades ahead of you>>34064354Nothing wrong with that lol, they're not any less attractive
>>34064389I'm telling you what a good relationship is. It's good for both people involved.
>>34064385You're making men up in your mind too lolAgain, won't be believed but I don't want to whore around.
>>34064386Quit dooming, anon. Just because it hasn't happened yet doesn't mean it's never gonna happen.The only way it won't happen for certain is if you resign yourself to being single forever.>what are you guys doing.Trying to meet new people. I'm moving to a different city so I can get a bigger dating pool than my current town of ~17k people can offer me.
>>34064374ok you are in the 1% of men who disagree. I would say I am as well. But can we stop pretending 99% of men aren't shallow like that as well? >>34064379dude its 1% and that is being generous. I have friends that are married some with daughters and its insane to me how they gawk at interns and college girls. No sense of guilt/shame. Even flirting and trying to score. Everything is pathetic about majority of men. The funny thing, all these men are scared of having daughters and are overprotective of their daugthers because they know most men are horrible people.Maybe many women are the same. Idk. I dont have much experience in female circles other than the few i dated.
>>34064392>Western European women before we met. He did not exclusively date them, but he was fascinated.>And the person I dated before him loved Eastern Europeans. It's my curse.I'd dig into this one so hard if we were on a different board.
>>34064403Why are you friends with creepy men, anon
>>34064403>The funny thing, all these men are scared of having daughters and are overprotective of their daugthers because they know most men are horrible people.That's not why they're "overprotective"
>>34064390>Stupid faggot keeps those kinds of guys as friends, what does that say about himtheyre really just coworkers. i dont have any real friends anymore that i hang out with.youre likely a simp who just wants to get laid
>>34064352kek, they are usually more bald than that and still cheat and don't commit
Anons my crush made a concerning voca suggesting her dad ape her, but I don't know what to believe since she would say lots of crazy stuff like thinking Hitler is cute but she is being missing for like half a month so I dont know if she okay. This voca was made a while before she went missing. Any help?
Why don't the lonely single femanons give themselves the chance to fall in love with a fat and balding guy?
>>34064408Motherfucker I could've gotten laid several times in recent memory if all I cared about was getting my dick wet. Fuck you.Speak for yourself, you friendless loser.
>>34064308>i honestly think the kardashians look better They really do have the best plastic surgery in the game. Kylie had the best glow up after her surgeries. Only Khloe is the ugly piggy of the family, but her case is more because of her unfortunate genes.
>>34064270I just don’t want to hurt your feelings but I guess it’s inevitable with stuff like this
>>34064411>lots of crazy stuff like thinking Hitler is cuteYou're gay
>>34064411
WomenWhen was the last time you sucked a dick? How was it?
>>34064413Women are the eugenic gender.
What indie games are worth paying for this steam sale
>>34064404As in get racist, get mean, or get analytical? Be my guest, I'm aware there are huge cultural differences in Europe. And neither of these people I loved are white nor European, by the way.
Women think they have it bad.They're about to experience TURBO MISOGYNY.We're about to see real gendered hate crimes in a few yearshttps://x.com/GBNEWS/status/2001509668586217621
>>34064425Racist, it's not allowed here
>>34064401>I don't want to whore around.you dont have the options. this is like a poor nigga saying "I don't want a lambo". I bet you'd have one or 2 if you were a billionaire.
>>34064427moids start watching porn at age 8, you niggers need this
>>34064422Tasted like pussy
>>34064417She really says stuff like that. She says her mom calls her Hitler. I have a voca of her saying that.
>>34064404>different boardlike what? pol?
>>34064411>This voca was made a while before she went missinghold the phone, is is she still missing? What is the sitch are people looking for her?
>>34064431>I wish I was eleven so I could merry her.You say "merry" here, that makes you a 3rd worlder. The eleven comment is 3rd world coded too.
>>34064411but hitler was cute
>>34064421Nta but lmaoTfw was listening to this earlier https://youtu.be/Kufqq1v7XFo?si=qed7oY9pQTE4uJMk
>>34064402But it's not dooming, it's just accepting reality. What even are the dating prospects for him at 29? If he's not already a celeb or rich, he can only hope for single mothers or fatties. Any girl of quality is already in a long-term relationship and there's no point in getting married for the sake of marriage with some roastie who will leave you in a few years anyway, and only got married to him because she was desperate to settle down.The only redeeming factor here is that millions of men are in the same position as him, just the casualties of this hypergamy timeline, like another anon above pointed out.
I wonder whether girls can feel you cum for them? Like from a distance I mean. Sometimes when I fap to this girl I really like in discord I imagine cumming super hard and my balls tighten as much as possible and I just cum until I can feel it in my fucking spine. I just imagine giving my semen to her, cumming hard for her, imagining that I'd do anything to cum in her mouth and pussy like that.I think she knows I fap to her (probably), but she probably doesn't even kind of understand how hard I cum for her or that I do it like six times a day.
>>34064443Is for>>34064431This freak
>>34064422about a month ago, it was great
>>34064442What?
My Favorite streamer is live!!!
>>34064372>>34064403
>>34064429No you're also saying all men want a 1950s white picket fence and families.>this is like a poor nigga saying "I don't want a lambo". I bet you'd have one or 2 if you were a billionaire.Why would I? I don't really care about cars. Let me guess, all men are like that too?
>>34064449>I think she knows I fap to her (probably)You are a wrongun for that brev>>34064448Nta but 29 is still young lol, it's not "over" ffs ya doomer
>friend baffled at a person who complimented how she smellswomen just do not understand male attraction
>>34064449why her specifically? sometimes I think I can sense if someone has a boner/orgasm for me but ofc that night just be delusional, although I have had confirmation that my intuition was right before
>>34064450In my home state the legal age of consent is 12.
>>34064460No, she's baffled that he had the audacity to say creeper rapist shit like that to a person's face.
>>34064452You say she went missing so like what the helly lol, surely finding her is the concern above deciphering a vocaIdk why I'm engaging with this rageb8 lol
>>34064451Nice! Why haven't you sucked a dick since then?
>>34064463tf it is. where do you live?? china??
>>34064402>Trying to meet new people. I'm moving to a different city so I can get a bigger dating pool than my current town of ~17k people can offer me.Since I was 18 I lived in like 7 suburbs of major cities including NYC and philly. Maybe living in the suburbs was the mistake. It kind of makes you want to stay indoors. I did try a lot of things in life. Different hobbies, classes. Even went back to school to get my masters. Just never met anyone. At my age now, it feels like I should be past the idea of going out to meet people and trying things just to try them. It's kind of cring to go out and meet people for the purpose of dating. You're going out to places and then get a gf and then go back to being indoors person. i feel the same about redditors who say to fake a new hobby to find a gf. I know what I like doing. Unfortunately my hobbies doesn't help me meet new people. It is what it is, I guess.
Me mum died in the holly
>>34064422>When was the last time you sucked a dick? How was it?Early October. It was good. I just hung my head over the side of the bed and let him do his thing.
>>34064466just didn't happen, I almost did last week but then I edged a bit too close to the sun and he came from a handjob
>>34064455holy low IQ.if you want to larp and say you are also the small percent of men who aren't interested in whoring around, cool. But as anon males online, we can admit the VAST majority of men wish they were jeffrey epstein. We dont have to include ourselves in that group...
>>34064449I think we do. Sometimes I would feel weird and it turned out at that exact time someone was jacking it to me
>>34064465Its real, why would I ragebait? She is just not coming to the page anymore so I don't know her status, but she has said weird things so I don't know if they are linked.
>>34064464You should see how she speaks to someone she doesn't like.
>>34064460I mean needs moar context desuIf it was a random geezer then that is pretty weirdIf they already had a good rapport, maybe she just felt it was a bit much (especially if they were just friends) and didn't know how to respond >>34064471RIP anon's mum D:>>34064464>the audacity to say creeper rapist shit like that to a person's faceReversing the genders, women have complimented me on how I smell, but we were already chatting at least, so I never found it weird
>>34064470It only is what it is if you want it to be what it is.I'm moving to your part of the country next year ironically lol.
>>34064477I don't really care, to be honest.
>>34064472the fuckisn't that right before you got married? and earlier itt you claimed you are in a monogamous relationship
>>34064474Uh you're the one saying all men are like that with no evidence other than your opinion
>>34064471brownies are better
>>34064479That's because you have no self respect.
Men, do you find small objects (not your penis) as endearing as we do?
My new biggest fear is not knowing useful, manly maintance stuff and a woman making fun of me for not knowing.I’ve got this things on my list of skills to acquire, what else should I learn?>changing oil>changing showerhead>changing tire>changing eletrical outlet
>>34064476>She is just not coming to the page anymoreOh fair, I thought you meant she actually went missingI would still get in touch with her friends or whatever if you're worried about her or it's unusual behaviour
>>34064469Funny because it is NA just google it. My crush fits that criteria oldly enough.
>>34064486What kind of object
>>34064486Like miniatures and stuff? Yeah.
>>34064482Nta Lol and this whore was talking down to me earlier. Why do I even come here anymore
>>34064488Ill try thanks.
>>34064485>That's because you have no self respectI don't know what you mean by thisWouldn't you be flattered if a woman said you smell good? >>34064486Yeah deffos. Not in a creeper way but I used to collect dolls and stuff and have always found miniatures quite cute and exquisite
>>34064482>isn't that right before you got married?Like two weeks before.>and earlier itt you claimed you are in a monogamous relationshipMonogamous in that our relationship is just us and not open sexually or romantically. We just have a guy we occasionally hook up with and he understands that it's just sex.
>>34064487I don't know that either. That's what being terminally online is.
>>34064475tame yourself, boyo. maybe you guys should be hanging out instead of messaging.
>>34064501?
>>34064494I don't know who you are
>>34064500I’m not a boyThis was two years ago anyway
>>34064481KekThen why post about it in the first place?
>>34064505Yea. That’s the point. because I don’t namefag you dipshit
>>34064472How did you not suffocate or anything? Was he too short to reach your throat? >>34064473Ahh, these things happen.
>>34064508This website would be a better place if everyone was a namefag.
>>34064448Idk about this.I don't think women are as hypergamous as incels say.A lot of women are going to be unmarried and childless as well. I think I can find a gf/wife, I think it is just kind of pointless to rush the relationship where we just have each other to have kids because of the biological clock. I want to have a few years of marriage that is DINK life and I guess that isn't physically possible anymore and I never thought about it this way. I probably have like 2 years realistically but that is likely the time it would take to date before marriage if I met "the one" today.
>>34064487Imagine you are in the middle of a desert all alone and have to do it yourself, then do it. Garuntee that's the thought process a strong moid has. Probably tools, too.
Hard fucking where only the man feels good
>>34064487>changing oilnah thats dumb, you need a car lift and shit for that, let a mechanic do that >changing showerheadthats literally just twisting it off and twisting the new one on >changing tireagain, let a mechanic do that unless you have all the equipment like a wheel balancer and a torque wrench or you'll ruin the tires>changing eletrical outletalso pretty simple, you just have to make sure electricity is turned off and you put the right cable in the right place basically, it's much more important that you can figure things out if needed than that you already know everythingand that you know what you can diy and what you should let a pro do with the right equipment
>>34064511Why don't you just go somewhere elseThe entire point is anonymity us
>>34064498Me too, anon.I don’t want to be this kind of man anymore.I need to learn how to be useful as da maintenance man.
>>34064462I think I love her. I'm happier when I spend time with her. I want to be better for her. I know she's going through a lot and seems very confused about a lot of things and has self esteem issues. However, I think she's beautiful and I pray for her happiness in life. She's smart, I love when she's angry and rages at people. I think she's creative and smart, and I love how earnest she is when she sets her mind to something. She's also exactly my type, tall, thin, pale, goth aesthetic, small, sensitive, A-cup or less tits. I want to bury my dick in her pussy and never ever fucking pull out.>>34064475If women are succubi I hope she's siphoning all the energy she could ever want from me.
>>34064511Twitter exists go there
>>34064511Have you ever heard of these things called "forums"Maybe you should check one out instead of posting on a website where the whole selling point is ostensible anonymity
>>34064480I love NYC. I hear the dating market is horrendous there though. Everyone is just monkeybranching and looking for something better until they are in their late 30s.
>>34064497which means it is open sexually can you stop misusing words? god damn thats cringe
I better be getting a raise this year. Company has doubled in size in the last 6 months so there’s clearly money going around, fucking led their flagship product and did the development and architecting of core features for it, gathered business requirements, and demoed the project to a literal billionaire who’s funding the project and said directly to my boss, that it’s the “best demo we’ve ever had” and this is one year since graduating university. Most people are working at mcdonalds doing fuck all and yet I’m doing the most and I get paid a whopping 50% more than minimum wage lmao. How do I go about asking for a raise? I’m looking to ask for $15-20k more than what I’m making now
>>34064522I'm going to Philly, actually. I think I am, at least. I'm gonna go visit in a couple months before I sell my house and head out there.
>>34064506rekindle that shit? find someone new? i dunno, you only have so many options.
>>34064497>not open sexually>a guy we occasionally hook up with and he understands that it's just sexWtf am I reading
>>34064524
>>34064520>>34064519Having a name wouldn't change thw amount of anonymity i have here. What would change is the expectations. More consistency, less hypocrisy.
>>34064527Fuck you lol
>>34064528I guess it only counts as being "open sexually" if you fuck people when your partner isn't there.
>>34064524How's 2925? Is everyone tall and aryan or the opposite?
>>34064528Literally Didnt know every single namefag here is a whore incapable of monogamy
Tfw this will never happen to me
>>34064531Alright, then put one on so I can start ignoring you.
>>34064511That reminds me, where is milkers with her cutie uWu?
>>34064539who?
>>34064537This doesn't happen This doesn't happen This doesn't happen Please
>>34064537He's not actually ugly.He's the same type of narc qt is.
>>34064391I can open jars by breaking them over bad boy's heads just fine.
>>34064540You think that's bad? Remember the time me mum died in the holly?
>>34064535Yeah in museums. I bet you didn't know about the giant penguins that went extinct.
>>34064525Depends on your company.A lot of companies are super gay now and do this "company wide raise" whereyou cannot negotiate a raise, but your bonus can be upped by performance. That's how it is in my company. I hear you can still ask for a raise but most managers hate doing it nowadays because everyone is lowballed and they hate having subordinates making similar to them. It's even shitty because even promotions are like capped at 10% raises at my company so if you got lowballed on hire date you're screwed and are forced to job hop even if you like your job.I am in a similar situation as you. My plan is just apply out to other jobs and demand the raise and if i dont get it, ill just quit.
>>34063316Yeah...You just prefer cock is all.
>>34064546
>>34064546I at least know about the telepathy and how it makes violence impossible
>>34064545I like Nick's apolitical side. He's funny af then.His politics feel very forced to appease his base which he clearly loathes. The anti-women takes are also getting very cringe. They used to be funny but its getting passe
The masculine urge to help a random on the street
>>34064543>He's not actually uglyHow can you ascertain that from that title post lmao>the same type of narc qt isSue the guy for having a positive interaction ig lol
>>34064537If she likes cats its allover for him.If a guy like cats he is obnoxious loserIf a girl likes cats she is an evil [sensored]
>>34064557>sensored I'll put a sensor up your bussy
>>34064554I actually still like the woman takes. It does come from an underlying insecurity though.
What is your big three, togies? Did you know my star sign is saggi? Does that make me a horse girl? or nehhh? (truff tho)
Women,Is having no friends and cutting off family a big red flag? What can I do to correct this? I cut off my parents because they were toxic/abusive. I stopped associated with friends because they were also kind of toxic. Never really made new friends. I have some people at work I am friendly with but theyre all like 15+ years older than me
>MC tries to kill himself but fails>When he awakens he gains the "Time Is Money" skill and can exchange his remaining lifespan for moneyHow much of your lifespan would you sacrifice for a better lifestyle?I fucking hate the new captcha.
>>34064561no, i'd do the same thing if i could
>>34064561NAG but I'm like this, abusive childhood and a loner nowYou can either date a BPD girl who likes the fact you're a loner, or (better option) you can pursue therapy and help and try to gradually become more open to other people and life around you
>>34064558You need to stop saving those images, it tells a lot about you and not in a good way.
>>34064560>star sign Did you mean sun sign? Astrology is a science for men. Women have ruined it. Saggi is actually infamous for being a sexual deviant. "The pedo" is the saggitarius archetype. I'm being harsh here, but that's what astrology should be.
>>34064561no, i have no friends either and talk to like two family memebers. i have abandonment issues.
>>34064559>It does come from an underlying insecurity though.Perhaps. I don't think so. I think if he is ever asked "are majority of women or men worse" he'd say men. It's just not something he thinks about. A big problem with fuentes is he is used to be being very niche and arguing with right wingers and the right wing as a whole is full of shit and contradictions. His view of liberals is a hasan piker figure. He even used to talk about how spencer was "full libtard" but is following his course as he gets older.
>>34064562None.Because I know when l’m close to dying on my 100th yatch surrounded by sexy hookers from that side of europe with the big tits and a poodle with gold dipped penis I would regret my lost time.
>>34064569Spencer is pretty much 100% correct so you're not going to convince me by bringing that up>>34064564Distancing yourself from everyone is a classic "weakness corrupts" situation. You can't stand up for yourself, this makes you run away from everyone.
>>34064571Like, missing out on having a wife and kids?
>>34064560watntarnation sun scorpiomoon libra aries ascending
bigblondetittiesis what I want for christmas
>>34064572Yeah I spent many years basically being a recluse but it just made me madder We are social creatures, I'm not a good example but you should aspire to overcome your traumas and connect with others who are kind and accepting Or become a crazy cat uncle like me but ymmv
>>34064574yeeehaww partnr
>>34064566make me
>>34064564>become more open to other people and life around youI think I am open to other people.My coworkers all seem to like me. At my last job I had a coworker who was like 5 years older who would invite me to a gun range and shoot his guns. Not really into it, but it was nice to hang out with someone. I think I kind of get all the socialization I would need from "friends" with my current coworkers. We have lunch everyday. I like them. One recently invited me to a hockey game but idk I feel awkward third wheeling him and his wife. I've done this before and it does feel really awkward.If I had a gf, id be very open to double dates and stuff.
>>34064575I prefer hairless titties myself
>>34064575go get er
>>34064576I am sick spiritually too. My problem is conflict avoidance and not showing anger when appropriate.
>>34064573That’s such a boring answer for a hypothetical
>>34064574Moon libra is good. The scorpio placement is scary. Not as bad as cancer, but still scary.
>>34064575NUMNUMNUMNUMNUMNUM ARRR ARR ARRRR
>>34064580>feel awkward third wheeling him and his wifeYou shouldn't do dudeAnd its good you get on well with your co-workersClearly you're a nice and likeable personBut if you struggle to get closer and more intimate with people, maybe you should try to gradually work on and pursue help for thatI mean maybe I'm protecting but I had similar issues. I could make superficial friends and stuff but I could never get close to anyone or date without self-sabotaging it
>>34064561Male Manly MAN here.It CAN be a red flag, as it is the propaganda everywhere to cut off any sort of connection to big groups and organizations, as that would increase your power as individual and as group, which is dangerous to the people in power.However, it is also the propaganda for people to be shitty to each other and have no morals, so it is also understandable to cut off connection with immoral retards who seek to ruin your life and make you miserable for no fucking reason other than base emotions or the-tiktok-told-me-to.
>>34064568>i have abandonment issues.I think I have the opposite of this.I want all those people to forget about me. I yearn for a marriage where we are each other's family and we don't have to deal with in-laws or whatever.
>>34064560Sun capricorn. Yes, i do love grey, brutalist architecture.
>>34064587boring doesn't equate meaningless
>>34064579I can't fix [censored]!
>>34064596*dancing to russian techno atm
>>34064560MLeo sun, Libra moon and Pisces rising.
>>34064600Or I want a man to step up and offer to do it while he sees me slaving over every other chore. Women don't need men if they make themself unneeded. Change my mind.
>>34064560Sun CancerMoon VirgoAscending GeminiWhat’s this supposed to mean?
>>34064602Sorry, but i only like metal>>34064604>piscesAge of pisces is over. What are you a christian?
>>34064608You're a schizophrenic. Water, earth and air signs together. Not good.
>>34064611>What are you a christian?Haha, yeah actually.
>>34064611That wasn't for you. You probably wouldn't understand a distrack album aimed at someone else, either.
>>34064574hey! We share a moon & rising
I don't trust men who know their astrological sign
>>34064618Age of pisces supposedly ended in the 1960s. It was 2000 years of deep inner spirituality stuff. Personally, i prefer the age of aquarius we live in now, but it will also have it's dystopian elements.
>>34064605The lack of self-awareness of women...
Ngl I'm so broke rn if I was a girl I'd absolutely make an OF for some cash>>34064624What if a girl told us though, that's not fair
>>34064624Who do you trust?
>>34064615Uh oh.
>>34064624>I don't trust men who know their own birthdays
>>34064615are you stupid? you need all the elements together to create an atomospheric earth. you must also know how to show your cards to make a point. Could an eskimo go to the desert and sunbathe? That would be rare, unheard of but probably beneficial.
>>34064487http://hvac.amickracing.com/Miscellaneous/Navy%20Utilitiesman%20Basic%201.pdfhttps://maritime.org/doc/pdf/constelect1.pdfhttps://navytribe.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/navedtra-14043.pdfhttps://www.militarynewbie.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/US-Navy-course-Construction-Mechanic-Basic-Volume-1-NAVEDTRA-14264.pdfHere you go fren. This is what Uncle Sam uses to teach retards from broken homes with no prospects in life how to do “man shit”. Read and enjoy.
>>34064624Do you trust men who know what a conjuction, square, opposition, sextile, trine is in astrology? It's called autism and it's awesome. Women pretend to be into astrology, but they're not really.
>>34064632no shit lol
>>34064625Forgot linkhttps://www.secretmessage.link/
>>34064632A girl once joked to me it's no wonder I'm a virgin cause I'm a virgo She was right desu gg
>>34064634So, what you’re saying is I’m the weirdo?
>>34064589why is that good and scary? also, I just found out that I was wrong about the ascending sign, apparently I don't have one because I don't know the time of birth, so it defaulted to aries so it's sun scorpio, moon libra and the closest calculation I can come up with is scorpio ascending >>34064621high five but unfortunately the rising one was a calculation mistake
>>34064641not opening that
What to do when I feel like all my friends are talking about me behind my back
>>34064644Someone has to hold this fucking ship together
>>34064646Your lost zoomer.
>>34064641idk what that is, looks schizophrenic
>>34064647Theu're shitty friends, drop em and I hope you meet better people who aren't feckin snakes
>>34064634>>34064630Let's break it down more.Cancer sun - core identity and life pirpose is about nostalgia, hoarding items and emotional manipulation.Moon virgo - when you're alone at night you fantasize about running an animal shelter, you want to be an epic hacker, you want to be a secretary. Asending gemini - actually can make a good first impression. Gemini is extremely good at communication and propaganda. Will appear smarter than is actually.I say this is a complete schizo.
>>34064650Not more than you, no offense.
Newfag here, can someone qrd on the esl anime avatarfagging pedo?
>>34064624I'm sagittarius
>>34064626nta but my honest reaction https://youtu.be/kjxSCAalsBE
got me a new vibrator today, are you happy for me guys?
>>34064645Scorpio is scary because it's the stalker, the one who hates his enemies intensly and loves his friends with the same intensity. Clingy too, i actually respect scorpios more than cancers though.
>>34064658Which one be more specific
>>34064655you could also have explained it instead of being a big old meanie but here we are
>>34064661congratulations to your soon to be jellified pussy
>>34064652holy shit, its hilter
>>34064658Which one?
How to find a man who doesn't not know his kids or my birthdays
>>34064605I don't have reasons to change your mind. Also why you still compose sentences in a weird manner.
What's everyone cooking tonight? I'm making a cabbage and bean soup as it's quite chilly this week.
>>34064661What did you get?
>>34064663that doesn't sound like me tho, I'm the opposite of clingythe hating of enemies is true
>>34064652>>34064668>hitler rebornbut…my grandma was jewish…
>>34064665>>34064669Julian
>>34064669good vibez
>>34064624Where do you get your questions from?
>>34064677A literal who to me.Something about discord drama.
>>34064672Why do you hate my redditor speak? It's just how it comes out, sometimes.
>>34064661No, that's not how you're supposed to get off
I think my mom is jealous my dad likes me more than he likes her
>>34064624>I don't trust men who know their astrological signSome people have this knowledge thrust upon them.If they're binging it up, that's fair.
>>34064683
>>34064684Aren't you the pedo rapist that violated that underage girl?
>>34064673>What's everyone cooking tonightNothing, I went out.
>>34064675Libra is about fairness and diplomacy. I am not sure how tha works together with the scorpio.
>tfw developmentally arrested incelanyone else also passing basic milestones in their 20s itt?
>>34064673Homemade pizza. I got myself a slice of jubilee role for dessert
>>34064683Are you going to tell us you are a guy...
>>34064694I'm not even passing them
>>34064694more like passing kidney stones, old ass
>>34064677he's a schizophrenic esl that is incapable of clocking regulars correctly and conflates everyone with everyone he had a crush on a couple of femanons but then made such a mess out of them in his head that he became unable to think straight and now thinks it's one person that has multiple personalities, is a tranny and evil neither of which is true
>>34064658They lied that is not a real person some schizoid made that name up.>>34064677Also Croc is another nameI just want to know what was their thought process.
>>34064691I do, it's about demanding the people you love get treated with fairness or you'll crash out I know all about that, lol
>>34064694I got the drivers licence recently. I am not using in regularlt anyway, but i guess it's better to have it than not.
>>34064673I made a kind of like Japanese curry thing. But it ended up being apretty wild mix of Thai spices, dashi and coconut milk. Used a frozen curry past I made this summer. I still have a huge ass block.It tasted good, but will most likely taste amazing tomorrow once it has settled over night.For once I didn't take any pics of it though.
What can a mommy do to get some proper botox around here?
>>34064702Ok, but lets run away to lousiana or something. I am ready to wife up a cutie pink haired foid
>>34064708suck on a snake
>>34064694Yea but I'm not doing well. Having sex broke zero barriers for me
>>34064652>Moon virgo - when you're alone at night you fantasize about running an animal shelter, you want to be an epic hacker, you want to be a secretaryWhy the fuck is this so accurate get out of my head
>>34064706But is it yourrrrrs? I didn't think so.
>>34064699>he's a schizophrenic esl that is incapable of clocking regulars correctly and conflates everyone with everyoneIs he likely the person who called me saar, sarge, cuckworm, entj and even Julian?Because I've been called all of that and see others being called that all the time.
have you ever got your aura read? if so, what was the diagnosis?
>>34064673Had some chicken pre made, added that, spinach pecans balsamic and a little sour cream on a wrap
>>34064716very possible, yeah
>>34064666You could just click. It would be fun to tell you how how [beep!] You are anonymously.
>>34064689Why do you keep bringing up they terrible fanfic you wrote?
>>34064705Yeah, i have a positive opinion of libra for the most part, although i consider it quite feminine. It's about smoothing over tension and deescalating a lot of the time.
>>34064694>anyone else also passing basic milestones in their 20sOnly thing I'm passing rn is wind and my bedtime mate
>>34064717My what?
>>34064717Terminal
>>34064708What are you willing to do?
>>34064717>what was the diagnosis?"Stop doing whippets"
>>34064717im rizztastic and spastic, lookin to hit hot shawtie with a slapstick
>>34064717I have a friend who claims she can see auras and so she looked at mineunfortunately I don't remember what she said about it other than that there's some energy leakage in different areas and I think she said it was color changing no idea what that means tho
>>34064718Let me get this straight, you put chicken, spinach, pecans, balsamic vinegar and sour cream all in one wrap...???
>>34064714All this shit is real. That's the real truthpill i took recently. I was a boring scientific materialist until recently.
>>34064708Get a job
>>34064717mr boombastic
>>34064732You're fucked
>>34064711i cant even form healthy relationships with others atm so im still proud of you anon
>>34064709You could ask Swiss but you have to be blonde.
>>34064722I have and put a name in but then what
>>34064732i wish i had a friend like that. i'd love to know what color i give off. i'm hoping it's purple.
>>34064728I dunno. Open to suggestions.. not like im in a commited relationship or anything.
>>34064689Qrd?
>>34064734BUT I DONT WANT TO BE SCHIZO HITLER
>>34064739uhm wtf, I don't have pink hair and also not a strong preference for any hair color
>>34064673what I eat every night. vinegary cabbage coleslaw sandwiched between two pieces of lard-covered sourdough bread
>>34064739The woman who never leaves her house and does not commit to anything yeah im sure that will work out
>>34064731You made my bby giggle
>>34064738Neither can I fuck up everything I touch
>>34064733I did. I copied it from a salad at a resteraunt but they used goat cheese instead of sour cream
>>34064742pretty>>34064737why tho
>>34064746It's called fate. You don't control your fate, but you control how you will face it.
>>34064749who tf is Swiss why did people keep saying I'm her
>>34064736nicehttps://youtu.be/6W5pq4bIzIw
>>34064716No, that is the SAR SPAMMER aka GARY probably JH which all these people are from CANADA. WHAT ARE THE ODDS. They also Call me Julian
>>34064753I think I'd hate that, but you do you.Not a big fan of any vinegar in general.
>>34064740I was hoping you didn't.
>>34064760JH is as the most Americanslop person on this fucking board.
>>34064560pisces moon, i'll give you that
>>34064747You aren't her, the real one loves blonde men.
>>34064739based.glad i knew before you straight dipped.
>>34064762rude, then don't post it
>>34064757NEEEEEEEIN
>>34064747I have a strong prefrencr for persian, desu
is there really no way of meeting new people that doesn't involve drugs/alcohol or dating apps?
Men, what are your actual names? I'll rate them by hotness
>>34064742You're giving off pink (pink is homosexuality)
>>34064734I don't think it's weird but that post was weirdly accurateI was studying CS, then a receptionist for years and my dream is to run a cat shelter>>34064732I want a girl to read my aura if you catch my drift ;P(Jk I just want a hug I'm a lonely cunt)
>>34064766just because I dated someone that's blond? thats pretty silly anon
>>34064775no
>>34064775I don't go outside. Or trust.
>>34064749I heard it is common for transgender individuals to do that. Swiss also uses discord. So two red flags already.
>>34064776Anthony
>>34064775You can stay sober and go to bars/clubs, or have friends and do social activities if you're a normie>>34064776My name is Leonadro Giovanni III(Jk it's actually dan)
>>34064761Have also used franks red hot or japanese bbq sauceSolved the entire captcha with only one slide of each so I may be on the spectrumHalf circle%$&@Upside down backwards words
>>34064775i thought you were engaged?
>>34064776My name is Anonymous
>>34064773good for you but why?
>>34064776Harvey.
>>34064776https://youtu.be/ZhcEPaeII-Y?si=MfSn_JK4r-HgnSXZ
>>34064758A schizoid that posts gore, If you are pure I recommend staying away.
i feel like a caring hug from a pretty girl would cure me of all ills
>>34064783discord is less tranny coded than that weird human trafficking and grooming link you posted
>>34064776Yes data collector sar my name is Takweefeus
>>34064776Magnus Maximus.
>>34064764I have a voca saying she is from there.
>>34064067Sentyou....
>>34064776Slim Shady
>>34064796That's a stronger high than from any drug. I remember making women laugh. It's complete bliss, nothing compares to it.
>>34064795now you're just making shit up
>>34064783Rest assured, she is factually a woman.
What am I supposed to write on a dating profile if all I do is watch stuff and play some gamesThat's not going to get any swipes from women
>>34064770You did? Then post it.
>>34064725>>34064697rooting for u guys wagmi
>>34064810uhh thats what most everyone else is also doing
State gender, how much money do you make an hour? Let's find out the economic differences of atoga by gender
>>34064801post it>>34064810do better
>>34064776ruven
>>34064776You know my name.
>swiss will never send you a picture of her freshly done nails
>>34064803yasssss bittttch
>>34064815Yeah they are but still doesn't get me swipes>>34064817>do betterAnd do what?
>>34064816f20
>>34064810Write "NPC" Focus on the pics, the text doesn't matter that much
>>34064786Too Italian >>34064787>danDan and Phil>>34064793Weinstein? >>34064800Like the condom >>34064819Like the saint
>>34064817i hate you
>>34064816MI’m student I don’t make money… yet
>>34064816Mminimum wage...
>>34064575Uhhhhhhh
>>34064778Virgos are easy reads, i guess.
>>34064816F37 before taxes, after taxes it must be 25
>>34064824I have no pics lol
>>34064816M95
>>34064816M46.1I work in a power plant, not salary
>>34064776>what are your actual namesYou want my last name and address too?
>>34064805i can make a woman laugh just fine, but i still don't feel i'm making a connection with them when i do , since i'm never really at ease with social interaction. a hug would be unambiguous though. it'd be one to one. i couldn't pretend i wasn't one hundred percent present when in a situation of physical contact with someone.
>>34064826>Too ItalianGood enough
>>34064839Why don't you do the hugging?
>>34064811you first
I caught two colds in the span of two months.
>>34064826>Weinstein?why not, I kind of look like him.
>>34064835Aren't pics a requirement in a dating profile?
>>34064850Of course but I don't have any good ones
>>34064789who tf do you think i am?
>>34064848I hope not
>>34064845Immune deficiency AKA HIV. You shouldn't have had all that gay sex.
>>34064838You're the best
>>34064816M20-35, depending on season. tip life
>>34064856Eh, what can you do, that's life.
>>34064812Cheers brev wgmi Ngl actually looking forward to going to work in a few hours and lifting crates and chatting to milfsNot looking forward to calling me mam on the weekend tho (love her tho) and going bloody xmas shoppingHave a good one cunts x
>>34064852Then get some. I would think 4channers, of all people, would have figured out what a game dating apps are and figured out how to min/max it.
>>34064857Don't even joke, about that I got tested and it was negative
>>34064852Use fake AI or stolen pics. Do it the indian way.
>>34064845Since covid i caught one per year
>>34064863>I would think 4channers, of all people, would have figured out what a game dating apps are and figured out how to min/max it.Why on earth would you think that?
>>34064861Harveys a nice name sorry Weinstein ruined it
>>34064828le why
>>34064816Mdividing my salary by hours worked, 9.63. if Trump sends me that check, it'll be ~$10
>>34064816I was making £12.42 an hour as a cleaner, then £12.21 as a bartender and now £12.64 lifting cratesLet's get fucking rich boys
>>34064864Stay positive (hiv positive)
>>34064865No I'm white and I hate lying, I don't want to lie about hobbies I don't have or use fake pics. I just don't know how to make myself look good
>>34064826>Dan and PhilLol my gay bestie in secondary school used to watch these geezers>>34064832>easy readsNgl I don't read many books, I'm more of a pamhpet guy>>34064845Hope you get a hottie next
>>34064836liar. what do you do
Women, how often would you realistically give blowjobs in a long term relationship?
>>34064843hm. it would seem to cheapen it, i think. i know how much i need it, but if i'm able to initiate the fulfillment of that need all on my own, then how great can that need really be? i need to be able to give myself over to it to experience it fully. if i'm receiving something from someone, i have to be totally passive in the exchange.
>>34064876Everyone hates lying. That's why it's so effective. Everyone implicitly expects you to be honest.
>>34064880few times a year
>>34064880like once a month
>>34064816MI'm currently not employed, but at the last job I had 42 euro.
>>34064876>I just don't know how to make myself look goodI could tell you how but you won’t like it and won’t want to go through the hassle.
>>34064878Nibba, easy reads as if easy to read>>34064881Sau "hug me" to the fatties you hang out with. It will happen.
>>34064888Please tell me anyway
>>34064880As a man a woman should give blowjobs whenever I want because I would eat her out whenever she wants.>>34064884>>34064886Why are women so evil?
>>34064876Maybe there is nothing to make yourself look good with.
>>34064884>>34064886Why so little?
>>34064891>Why are women so evil?Is my pussy not enough for you? Demon
>>34064889>easy reads as if easy to readOhh right got uSorry reading is not my forte x that's why I like the new captcha it's just pictures innit
>>34064894>what is foreplay
>>34064889i specified a 'caring hug from a pretty girl'. i want nothing from fatties
>>34064879Engineering consultant. Licensed in 12 states. I’d post a picture of one of my stamps but the image limit is reached.
>>34064876It was a few years ago but when I used tinder I just cropped pics from my mum's Facebook, took some selfies and pictures of my cat, wrote a funny bio and showed interest in ppl and I dated some baddies, idk how the zoomers do it but I recommend that brev, beee yourself desu no point in being a fake cunt
>>34064884>>34064886You're gonna die alone lmao
>>34064898If i got a hug, i would also want fucking too. I don't understand you.
>>34064816F¥5500
>>34064890Lighting, haircut, angle, clothing. Your bio should be your height if you're 6 feet or mkre.
>>34064894No it isn't. I actually want oral sex more than pussy. I want tongue on my dick so bad. Whether it's just literally teasing licks until I can't take it anymore and explode, or whether its slow and sensual sucking completely at the woman's pace, or whether its lazy humping her mouth while we're relaxing on the couch, or whether its aggressive throat fucking where I might legitimately make her throw up all over herself and my dick. Oral is what I crave, its my love language. You're taking the focus of my masculinity and literally fellating it and pleasuring it with your mouth. You're smelling me, tasting me, feeling me, servicing me, and looking at me and it makes me feel extremely valued and filled with desire and pleasure. I'd want you to feel the same in whatever way makes you feel that.Pussy is good but its not the same as head.
>>34064903Madams
>>34064776Jim bob
>>34064890First of all, are you fat? If you are fat, don’t bother with dating apps.
>>34064902they're totally different things. think of how many people you've hugged for how many different reasons. there's no real overlap.
>>34064906lol
>>34064903>¥Saar units
Why do bad advice givers act like flirtation or signs of romantic or sexual interest are a. Universal and 2. Obvious when some people give off “typical” flirty signals just as OCD/autism/tourette’s tics or stims?Twirling hair being a key example. Are bad advice givers retarded? I mean this shit is just one rung up from insulting thought terminating cliches like “trust the process” or “just keep waiting and what you want will happen.”
>>34064908At the moment yeah I'm not on them yet though
>>34064909>think of how many people you've hugged for how many different reasonsCan't recall any (actual european here). No new world nonsense from me.
>>34064907Rim Job?
State genderI have some wacky questions as well haha>Whats your mother's maiden name?>Whats the name of your first pet?>Where did you grandmother grow up?>What was your nickname as a child?
Women, have you ever married a wealthy man for his inheritance, and then murdered him and made it look like an accident?
>>34064816FTechnically around $115/hour if going by a normal 40 hour work week. If actually accounting for the amount of time I work, about twice that.
>>34064912Me personally would give extremely blackpilled takes on this. You either get it or you don't. You either know how to flirt and read signals or you don't. If you haven't already learned this, you never will.
State Genderit's the futureyou can hop into a device and experience a one to one recreation of the sensation of having sex with another person.Would you use this technologyWould you allow your partner to use this technology.
>>34064913Then get in shape. If you really insist on going the app route, go ahead and make a female profile and look at who you are up against. There is a reason why women, even not very good looking women, swipe left on 90% of dudes.
>>34064903jp femanon is still here? i thought you would have gotten tired of us and left by now
>>34064914do you think people hug exclusively as a prelude to sex?
>>34064897>>34064901>>34064905You guys are so gay just genuine faggots. Imagine women were like this about oral
>>34064925?Women want to be eaten out over sex all the time.
>>34064893I'm only really horny when ovulating and I'm not going to put dick in my mouth when I don't feel like it >>34064901I wish
>>34064916M>Giovanna>Nigel Mansell>Savannah River Site>Mistake
Women Would it be considered simp behavior to date and fuck a girl who makes fun of your intellectual disabilities (playfully)?
>>34064916>>Whats your mother's maiden name?Never knew my mother>>Whats the name of your first pet?Fishy>>Where did you grandmother grow up?Not sure>>What was your nickname as a child?Frog
>>34064924No, but if i hugged a woman i would want more than that eventually from her
>>34064921Damn future is scary.No I do not have a partner.
>>34064921MYes, and if I'm using it, it's only fair she gets to use it too.I mean, I don't think there'd be any hang ups regarding this if the tech is as advanced as it is.
>>34064919Mental that Korrasami makes 14 times more an hour than us wagies lelGg tho <3 <3 >>34064921>experience a one to one recreation of the sensation of having sex with another personI would do it with your mum mate
>>34064926Not me bro
>>34064930>haha, your mommy used to drink while she was pregnant
>>34064934Hypothetically speaking.
>>34064925Like what? I see literally no problem with a girl wanting to be eaten out regularly, or use vibrators, or be played with BDSM stuff or whatever. I'm up for basically anything almost if a girl wants it.I'd let a girl piss and shit on me or peg me if it got her off. All I'm asking for is regular daily head and I don't think that's a crazy ask.
>>34064926Women are focused on being the object of desire. I won't go further into this, but you're wrong.
>>34064921Does said other person actually exist or is the experience completely simulated?
>>34064930NAG but basically every girl I dated made fun of me for being stupid, I don't think it's simp behaviour though if she likes you and you get to have fun with a baddie
>>34064936As if, we all know you'd use it to fuck your own mom.
>>34064911It’s yen
>>34064945Yeah, and I DESIRE her mouth on my dick.
>>34064916BiancaBillyHer parents houseDidn't have
>>34064942>I'd let a girl piss and shit on me or peg me if it got her off.I wouldn't date someone with this little self respect
>>34064923I come by still. How are you?
>>34064946It's dependsThere are live experiences where it's just a recreation of a real experience.Then there are crafted experiences where "sensation actors" are hired to help complete a virtual scenario.
>>34064916f>Whats your mother's maiden name?maxwell>Whats the name of your first pet?rathew>Where did you grandmother grow up?sagrada familia >What was your nickname as a child?cotton-eyed joe>>34064918not yet>>34064921f>Would you use this technologyew, fuck no >Would you allow your partner to use this technology.wdym allow? I'm not his prison guardhe can do whatever
>>34064941Purrhaps. More inclined to do so if I was in a long distance thing.
>>34064816M $40
>>34064928>MistakeAre you also a middle child?
>>34064963Time to go home. Anon already won.
>>34064958>How are you?Still NEETing, but i had an interview recently. We'll see how it goes. How is your mysterious job that you love so much?
>>34064950Yee
>>34064956I have enormous self respect. It's not derived from whatever idea you have of respectful sex though, its derived from keeping my word, doing what I say I'm going to do, and taking care of myself and the people around me while holding my own beliefs to a high standard. If I'm willing to be with my woman through cancer, through old age, through the worst things on this earth, why the FUCK would I draw the line at any of that? I live to be there for her and to live in service to her like she lives in service to me. I'm not withholding anything from her. She has my entirety and my being. So I really don't care at all what you think about self respect.
>>34064942You might get that if you compromised and gave her the equivelant value in a relationship. Not even monetarily speaking.
>>34064919You a 1099 or direct hire?
>>34064979Getting pooped on is not the same as supporting your wife when she has cancer
>>34064933that would lessen the meaning of the hug, i would think. it would just be one step in a series to securing carnal gratification from a woman. there has to be something more than that.
>>>/wsg/6054325This is the average atoga moid
>>34064953with a lil side of DEEZ NUTS
>>34064962Is this discord humor? Some people really should be killed by the government legally.
>>34064984i fucking wish....
>>34064963Dinner and drinks for two? I saw swiss on a date with someone the other day.
>>34064974Oh I hope you get it, what job is it?My job isn't very mysterious. Research and investigation for a lawyer firm. I travel places, gather information, report, go home.
Is /atoga/‘s user base composed half of the ghosts of successful suicide victims and half of people with Master’s degrees who work in food service?
>>34064916>Whats your mother's maiden name?De La Cruz, legally>Whats the name of your first pet?Rusty>Where did you grandmother grow up?Coatzacoalcos>What was your nickname as a child?Can't say that one because it's what I go by now and don't want to dox myself.>>34064981Direct hire, but our firm works for a lot of big corporations.
>>34064991I'm just a low key shaman
>>34064993Why are you doxxing yourself on here, dude?
what's the last line you highlighted / underlined in a book?
>>34064982It is if that's what she desires of me. Love your wife as Christ loved the church and gave himself up for her. Christ was willing to be paraded through the streets, humiliated, degraded, dehumanized, tortured, and killed. There really is no limit to that sacrifice as far as I'm concerned. The self respect part is that I demand equal sacrifice from her for me. If she wouldn't do the same for me in the feminine role then we're not evenly matched and equal in service to eachother.
>>34064949Only if we could go back in time and we weren't relatedCan we please leave my severe mommy issues out of one thread please >>34064984What the fuck am I watching>>34064991I was in food service but I have no degree>>34064993>De La CruzIs she related to Penelope Cruz
>>34064996I'm not, because literally no one knows this shit about me. And it's not like I use any of that stuff in my security questions.>>34065000>Is she related to Penelope CruzTwo distinctly different names.
>>34064998It was a line about thought terminating cliches from a book on suicide cults and cult related violence. I’ve read about 5 books on that theme this year. Can’t get enough of that shit.
>>34064998Never, I was a good boi and don't believe in defacing booksOnce though as a kid I doodled on a newspaper for a laugh, then my mom beat me
>>34064991I think it's just broke men telling the truth about how little they make, or broke men lying about their job, and then women reporting that they're being overpaid.
>>34064993Guessing lawyer? I can only imagine someone who’s putting down billing hours to make that much.
>>34064816M$14
>>34064998I don't deface my books.
>>34064993>Can't say that one because it's what I go by now and don't want to dox myself.Starts with F?
I need a drinkWhat is your bev of choice?
Why don't the femanons tell us their names?
>>34064998I read books from the library so that's not allowed.
>>34065006it's not defacing it, it's making it your own. it's like wearing shoes. they're going to show signs of wear eventually.
>>34065011I make as much as the jannies
>>34065006What’s fucked up is in the graduate student code of conduct when I was doing my first Master’s degree, highlighting and underlining library books was considered equivalent to plagiarism or ghostwriting but everyone did it anyway in spite of the risk of expulsion and disciplinary action.
>>34065015Whisky or dry wine. Everything else is good too as long as it's not too sweet.
>>34064989>Oh I hope you get it,thanks!>what job is it?Unironically its kind of similar to you, except in tech (and less travelling). Its a little hard to explain, but its almost like a tech consultancy job but not quite that level yet? >Research and investigation for a lawyer firmIs law stuff interesting to you?
>>34065020Why did you reply to me
Male anons please make new thread i want to post my dinner >:(
>>34065015Yellow or White vein kratom, preference for maeng da. My local tea shop only serves Bali.
>>34065016お名前は
Ugly men.There's an entire world out there that you'll never experience.https://x.com/ywomendeservles/status/2001739016199364937
>>34065025I likw replying without consent
>>34064991I study medicine
>>34065015Ngl in the club I always get double vodka lemonade, tequila shots or jager Rn just on the white storm cider cause I'm a broke cuntGonna be fucking wankered at work in a few hrs>>34065007Just date a working class girl bruv she will be happy you have a full time job at allTho she dumped me for lacking ambition so ymmv>>34065009She's an actuary iirc
>>34065026Nibba, i'm going to bed. Shut up with your dinner talk. I'd slap you if i were near you right now.
>>34065019I don't think it's the same as wearing shoes kek but go on >>34065021>highlighting and underlining library books was considered equivalent to plagiarism or ghostwritingThat's mad kekMy mom used to make me read books as a kid but I used to like reading all her notes and scribblesIf I so much as folded a page on a book though I would get a beating kek>>34065026Alright I can do one sec love, what theme do you want?>>34065034Bang out of order mate
>>34065015Green tea with lemon and ginger.
>>34065026No.
>>34065028Japanese makes no sense when you can read chinese
>>34065031Sexual medicine
>>34065028cat poster is also nipponese... woa...
>>34065036Fish themed!
>>34065036>mateAmericans like you are not supposed to say mate
>>34064998I don't remember the exact sentence, but it was to the effect of "this text does not cover [topic I was looking for]".
>>34065023It’s very interesting, I’m a lawyer, but my work is more paralegal. It’s a niche position that evolved from working as an assistant while studying, I’m very happy with it. I guess we both end up in jobs that is difficult to explain hehe
Why don't lonely, single femanons date fat and balding guys?
You have demonstrated abnormal behaviors. Haven’t you?
>>34065041Qing Chong, nà ge
>>34065047>Americans like youWhat did you just call me mate? Taking the fucking piss>>34065045Ooh ok one sec
>>34065051>you disagree with me therefore you're mentally illI wish my guys controlled what is and isn't considered mental illness
>>34065053What are you then? Aborigenes?
>>34065052if youre trying to be insulting the word youre looking for is 内个 "nei ge" not "na ge"
me mom died in the holly
>>34065045I made the new thread so you can post fish and other anon can post her dish >>34065059>>34065059>>34065059
>>34065057>What are you then? Aborigenes?No, even worse, British>>34065061What was she doing mucking about in the holly
>>34065051Yeah I'm proper mental, always was, think I spent more time in detention in primary school than in lessons lolSux cause I always wanted to be a good kid but was never able
>>34065061>search this phrase>one of the results is about Rob Reiner for some reason.
>>34065014I've said too much
>>34065044いいえ、私はアメリカ人です。日本語か少しわかります、もはなせます。
>>34065049>I’m very happy with itGlad you can find something you love >I guess we both end up in jobs that is difficult to explain heheLol well hopefully i actually get the job
>>34065076All is well. Have a good rest of your day, and by tomorrow you can forget I said anything.
>>34065108How do you know who I am?
>>34065122There was a thread we both used on another board. You don't have to be concerned about me spilling any of your secrets because I don't know any of your secrets.
>>34064709>pink haired foidKys
>>34065193blonde haired foid
>>34064993>De La Cruzlol, that was my first bf's last name
