/ATOGA/ - Ask the Opposite Gender AnythingFishes and Dishes EditionPrevious thread: >>34061885
>>34065059Ladies, would you date a fat and balding guy?
>>34065066no
>>34065066I detect anal sodomy in your future. You will receive buggery in prison.
>>34065059First for them fishies in the deep blue sea
Male anons i made dinner can i be let outside?
>>34065075No. The last kittenposter to be let out got eaten by coyotes.
Why do I read so many think pieces from public intellectuals who hook up with strangers at airports when I couldn’t imagine fucking a stranger at an airport to save my life? Why do so many people get lucky at Heathrow and LAX while the closest I’d ever be able to do is jerk off in a single stall water closet?
>>34065075Dayum that looks good I'm getting hungry againHave a chill time outsideI'm well jelly
>>34065075No.Unless you take a pic of the food on a flat surface.Eat like a civilized person.
>>34065071May I eat the fishies?
>>34065075No knife?
>>34065075omg i want this in my bellllly ((٩(๑˃̶͈̀ ᗨ ˂̶͈́)۶))
>>34065083>a flat surfaceHer chest?
>>34065083but i wanna watch TV
>>34065089This is why I eat at my computer desk.
I had to quit because I got homosexually raped and they sided with the perpetrator. I was already afraid of being called homophobic for telling someone. If I was a woman people would have actually listened to me about receiving such behavior. When you’re a man you can’t tell on your rapist. You’re either considered homophobic or showing you can’t handle break you to build you hazing through sodomy and sexual assault.
Crying over a cheesey chicken burger and brewski.
>>34065089Fellow kitten what are you watching tonight?
>>34065093why are you crying?
>>34065059Tfw I made this dumb thread but all I've had for dinner is cigarettes and alcohol>>34065051This just unlocked a memory for meIn primary school I had behavioural problems so I used to see this woman and she would give me stickers every week when I was well behaved in school, I had a book full of stickers and I would tell her about my day and she was really niceMan I love women. Too bad I'm a delinquent cunt >>34065089You're watching telly outside? Based lol
>>34065075>Kittenposter feeti'm cooming
>>34065088Im not flat i wear 32DD
>>34065090I pray for the keyboard’s sake you have a can of air nearby.
>>34065100We saw your boobs... they're small
>>34065075>Just meat and starchEat your veggies.
>>34065101You mean whippets? The high you get from snorting is basically just vertigo and brain damage, isn’t it?
is this what women want?
>>34065101That's why they come with dust covers.
>>34065107No my room will never look like that
>>34065097>delequent cunti bet she misses you
>>34065092What
>>34065107Depends on the women. I once knew a woman who would only fuck guys when they were wearing juggalo face paint.
>>34065115Based
It’s pee pee time again. Isn’t it?
>>34065094Star trek voyager binge while im home for winter break. I dont have time to watch TV while at school but finals are over and im exhaustedanyways my GPA for this semester is 3.88, i mean itll decrease when my last grade is added but its good for now>>34065098shut up
GenderHow often do you check your car's fluid levels?
>>34065107I assume that is what my future daughter’s room will look like after I denied myself of hyper feminine childhood.
You wake up and your partner is now the size of a small rat.What’s the first thing you do?
>>34065103goonerbrained moid thinks anything less than G cups is flat
Should I get a shower step stool to make washing my feet easieror a shower chair so I can sit down and wash my feet more easily.
>>34065125Rub my dick on her
Plap
>>34065123FWhenever I do a long trip
>>34065121Star Trek Enterprise is better than Voyager. I mean, Voyager is okay but really aged worse than Enterprise. Which is ironic if you grew up when both shows were airing on their first run because back then Voyager was considered quality and Enterprise was considered trash.
>>34065111Bruh... lulz <3Twas just a job but she was really nice. I used to really look forward to seeing her after school before going home and getting a beating from my mum lolI imagine Oxford comma is like that with the kiddos Anyway I should probs stop drinking and trauma dumping here>>34065120I do need a piss tbf>>34065123I don't have a car>>34065121>Star trek voyagerWhat a nerd That is a cool serie tho >>34065125Idk take her to the vet and get her some cheese and build a cool rat playset
>>34065107>>34065110my bedroom in my parents home looks like that but theres no hello kitty its just pink
>>34065128MShower chair so you don't fucking die
>>34065128Yes
>>34065125In the pocket you go
Was at gym today.Did some heavy dumbbell chest work.Then i was doing triceps, this tall girl was exercising on bench next to me and she clearly looked at my face like 3 times, and smiled a bit.Then i was walking past this pretty hot girl and she also smiled a tiny bitAfterwards an incredibly hot turkish / med girl arrived and started warming up in front of me and i had hard time not looking at her booty shorts and sports bra cleavage I love women.
>>34065141>stuffy him inside the pussy literally first thingdeviant. lol
yes bitch, yes bitch, ooooooh bitch, oooh you sexy little bitch
>>34065125I misread this lol but I did have a dream a while ago about having a thumbelina gf, I remember making her like a tupperware swimming pool/bath and then a matchbox bed with straw, then I woke up
>>34065125Keep him warm in my labia
>>34065128Investing in the shower chair means you are stuck with this bathroom into your immobile years
>>34065123Never, because I don't drive a shitbox.
Is it a bad move if I confess and finally make a move on my crush....over text while I'm drunk at a New Year's party in another country?
>>34065148It's fine, I'm just starting early, plus it's one of these, nothing permanent.
>>34065147So cozy ty
>>34065143My jacket pocket anon
>>34065121>Star trek voyagersomeone mentioned to me that they're doing a voyager game. I was like, "huh that's cool I guess"later I remembered that we already have FTL and some decent knockoffs
>>34065128Personally I just lift my foot up and balance on the slippery floor of the shower.
>>34065151No but it probably won’t lead anywhere.
>>34065151>finally make a move on my crush....over text while I'm drunk at a New Year's party in another countryI've done this like twice, I only got a date with one and she ghosted me after, do not recommend desu, do it sober
>>34065125Forget being rodent-sized, I'm more surprised that I woke up having a partner.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YvgUouPio0
>>34065153*boy labia aka foreskin
Women are just mad because they can't plap
>>34065154I don't get the joke, why are you calling your pussy Jacket.
>>34065155There was a Star Trek Voyager FPS running on the Quake engine back in the early 2000s or so. A few years ago I got a used PS2 at a charity shop just so I could play it.
>>34065162Gaybia
>>34065163lmao you will never go back there
plap plap plapimma cum on your back
>>34065163Women have no swag
>>34065163but i dont wanna plap..
>>34065167back where
>>34065161She's the cutest one.
>>34065166based
>>34065160Sounds like a pretty good success rate. You fumbling on the date is a separate issue
>>34065152Just go use one of the chairs at the local Y for a trial run unless they have been taken out. I remember my public pool always had a bench installed in one shower when I was in my one mandatory summer of swim team.
>>34065155>someone mentioned to me that they're doing a voyager game. I was like, "huh that's cool I guess"https://store.steampowered.com/app/4054540/Star_Trek_Voyager__Across_the_Unknown_Demo/
Press the button and you finally meet your dream partnerButNow men have vagina and women have penisWould you press it?
>>34065169Wouldn't trust a woman as far as I could throw her
This new captcha is women's fault
>>34065178And the same brains? No
>>34065170That skirt you posted the other day says otherwise...
>>34065176My grandma has a chair at her house, showering while sitting down is surprisingly relaxing.I think I might start early.Plus, I'm sure all the bending over with while hot water pours over me isn't doing my blood pressure any good. I think I'm going to go with the chair.
>>34065178I don't dream anymore. My heart has been shattered. Would take someone very special to make me love again.
>>34065184Wtf does the skirt say??
The new captcha is super easy, are people trolling when they say is hard?
>>34065185I wish I had one when shaving my legs, but for meow I guess I will have to settle with the balance game in trad shower.
>>34065186I’m sorry anon…It was just a silly question I didn’t mean to make you feel like this.I hope you can heal.
>>34065186that is so sad
you don’t look like zac efron and no one’s complaing bitch
>>34065192
>>34065194Sorry i dont have a 0.5 waist to hip ratio and fake breasts
>>34065187>Wtf does the skirt say??It says "look at my butt and think how squeezable and plapable it is".
>>34065186Same lmfao. I love being alive
>>34065199What is your ratio?
>>34065197I don't get it but I am the queen (male)
>>34065199>fake breastsThose are NOT fake, how dare you
>>34065204We're all jesters for woman.
Leaves from the vine. Falling so slow.
>>34065207I love to do my stupid fucking dance
>>34065172Gonna have the Mausu song stuck in my head all day lol>>34065174>Sounds like a pretty good success rate. You fumbling on the date is a separate issueIt wasn't getting dates that was the issue for me it's keeping their interestAnyway give it a shot dude nothing to lose blah blahBut I still think you should tell her sober and IRL if poss
>>34065194Zamn I love generic porn bimbos
>>34065210>tell her sober and IRL if possAnyone can chime in, how the fuck do you confess and make a move on someone irl that you already know platonically?
>>34065203>Height 60">Waist 28.5">Hips 38">Waist to hip ratio 0.75>Height to waist ratio 0.475
>>34065213>confessStart by not acting like a bad anime character. This "confession" shit is retarded. Just ask her out.
>>34065213Idk just ask if she wants to go out for coffee or something sometime, don't overdo it
>>34065216>Height 60">60 inchesYou're 5 feet? lmao
>>34065216>Height 60"5 ft? lol shortiebut the ratio is attractive
>>34065216Sexo
>>34065216Sheesh where are you
Who needs a hug and has two thumbs? This guy.
>>34065224Come here bro do you want a thumb war too?
Yo, i heard there are a bunch of pussy ahh cats in this thread
She's itty bittysmol woman
Brave soldier boy...Come marching home...
>>34065222figured you would fuck the easiest thing around. typical moid
>>34065228That is a hoot! We can paint our finger nails and have a facial party?
>>34065217>>34065218Ok, and then what when we're hanging out? How do I turn it from just hanging out to a romantic date? What if she's a guy's girl and is used to hanging out casually with guys?
>>34065236Would you too <3
>>34065236I’ve actually only had sex with one woman in a committed relationship lol
>talk to AI>get suicide hotline warning with every message lol, lmao even
>>34065239AskHerOutOnADateExplicitlyYou dense nigger.
>>34065245AI doesn't like self pity nigga.Emotional manipulative tactics don't work on emotionless machines, no sympathy farming allowed there.
>>34065244I wish you could actually see me laughing right now.
>>34065245>talk to AIMaybe I'm a luddite but I've never had any urge to do this. What could I possibly get out of it?
>>34065248:D a smile’s a smile
>>34065245What are you saying to it
>>34065233I tried this and he didn't come home.
>>34065252But behind the curtain of tears?
>>34065251When women don't talk to youAnd there's no worry about getting ghosted or judged by saying some sensitive stuff
>>34065245When chatgpt was still kind of new, i got it to fall for a "Deez Nuts" joke, and it actually got mad at me. Told me i was being inappropriate lol
>>34065219>>34065221Oops sorry i mean 70 inches sorry im 5'10 unfort and i remembered that my height ends in 0 and got mixed up>Height 60">Waist 28.5">Hips 38">Waist to hip ratio 0.75>Height to waist ratio 0.407
>>34065251Not him, but I exclusively use it to goon and sexual role plays. Beats finding some stranger online for it. For actual companionship though, I agree it's stupid.
>>34065263Tall nigga.The transgender accusations are rising again.
>>34065258Nothing can please me, only thoughts are of you
>>34065263>im 5'10No...I'm not tall enough
What if we made a minecraft server :DDDwe could build the big /atoga/ mansion and then have gossip fights
>>34065263WHAT THE FUCK I KEEP MAKING TYPOS>Height 70">Waist 28.5">Hips 38">Waist to hip ratio 0.75>Height to waist ratio 0.407
how do you go from 5'0 to 5'10women are such liars
>>34065270would you date a 5’4 guy with a big heart?
>>34065269Could be fun, I’d play
What is one of the most romantic things a man could do? Show up at your door, kiss you, sweep you off your feet? Grovel? Write a note? Actually recognize their wrongs, apologize and change? orrr are you superficial?
>>34065247you don't say >>34065251>What could I possibly get out of it?idk but it's much less pressure than trying to talk to my psychiatrist or any human being for that matter>>34065253it tried to tell me that there is no moral, philosophical or legal school of thought that thinks existence for the sake of existence isn't the right thing to which i said absolute nonsense bullshit have you never heard of anti natalism, have you never read a single philosophical text what a joke lol
Anyways we are half way through hannukah and nobody wished me a happy hannukah
>>34065266That is the worlds fattest lie. I am anon! KEK
>>34065279Happy HannukahI'm not Jewish what do you do during that time
>>34065269I've never played minecraft before, the femanons will bully me. ;_;
>>34065262lol, what a joyless creature >>34065264>companionship nigu, I'm not using it to larp as my bf, just to vent a little without any social consequences
>>34065284>stupid moid can’t even make a picaxe
>>34065268For what? Basketball?
>>34065281Oh really? Solid as they come
>>34065279because nobody likes jews, not even other jews
>>34065279It is kwanza szn, hunnay.
>>34065279ngl if it weren't for that terrorist attack in Austrailia I would have no idea it was hannukah.
>>34065291Ohhh, you right, you right.
I played miney crafta while it was in alpha in 2009 and was the one who introduced it to my skewlNotch made a lot of lofty promises about that game that he didn’t exactly make good on but it still turned out real good. Never expected it to get as popular as it did
*casting a spell to protect the nice femanons from tummy troubles*
Any schizo health guys know if getting an epidural during pregnancy has some life altering consequences for the baby?
>>34065290Kwanzaa is so funny
>>34065295need a strong man to love me and hold my tummy
Am i fat?
Hey femanonsI hate cramps and I listen to Sabrina Carpenter(just have to wait now)
>>34065295Let them have their stomach pains. Their fault for starting their diet with a can of monster energy and ending it with vibes.
>>34065300No, goofball
>>34065297yeah it makes you 34% more likely to come down with dnitis
>>34065300I don't know but a little fat is okay, post tummy
>>34065261Women don't talk to me, and what's the point of saying sensitive stuff to something that has no viewpoint at all? I'd rather just think about my own problems.>>34065278>idk but it's much less pressure than trying to talk to my psychiatrist or any human being for that matterThere's less pressure because it's literally nothing.
>>34065299I need to hold a woman and rub her tummy. Being alive is hell rn
>>34065300Illegally smol
Shut the fuck up, bitch.*plap plap plap*
>there’s two cat posters nowthey’re spreading no no
>>34065308no im too tall
>>34065300god shut up
>>34065310They're breeding
heyi think you're reallly pretty and i was thinking maybe we can go out sometime
>>34065313u wish.r men sensitive about abortions or is it just women's hormones?
>>34065316But...I'm a boy!
>>34065316that sounds nice.
La belle juive
>>34065316heyy <3i think ur cute 2yes
>>34065277I don't know if it's the most romantic thing a man could do, but a few years ago my then boyfriend traveled 24+ hours to be at my door with flowers on my birthday morning, and I thought it was really lovely.
>>34065318Damn nigga nice tits.
>>34065317>>r men sensitive about abortions or is it just women's hormones?I have no idea what you're talking about sister
>>34065316This is a trick or trap of some sort
>>34065279Merry Christmas
The South Korean government will literally pay me $35,000 to marry a woman there. Why should I deal with white american bitches?
>>34065334>The South Korean government will literally pay me $35,000 to marry a woman there.What's the catch???
>>34065325honestly sounds like the not only the nicest but most special thing you could experience. 10/10 would spend my life with a guy like that
Women can you get me a golden retriever for christmas?
>>34065269BasedLet's make atoga drama Island>>34065272>how do you go from 5'0 to 5'10The magic beans from Jack's beanstalk>>34065294>miney craftaMy deduction skills as a detective tell me that this anon has quite pawwwwsibly never had sex
>>34065336Has to live in SK
>>34065334fuck no
>>34065334I would do this cuz I'm broke as shii>>34065239You have to specify that it's a date lol>>34065245Fuck AI bro just let us be suicidal wreckheads in peace >>34065251Talking to AI is less scary than talking to real peopleOh god I have to go to work in 5hrs and interact with people OH GOD
>>34065337It was really sweet. He organized things with my friends so I would not expect it and then just made a lovely weekend for me.I'm very lucky to have him.
>>34065339Your radar is off. I’ve had sex hundreds of times, I’m just fucking annoying
>>34065334>Chinese women are crazy abusive>Japanese women kidnap your kids and never let you see them after the inevitable divorceWhats the deal with Korean women? i have no idea
>>34065297not life altering but it will impact the babies system since it gets hit with it too and thus his liver has to work overtime to get rid of it again, so it's like an additional stress factor on top of the stress of being born it also increases risks for the mother, which can have life altering consequences if shit goes terribly wronglike your mom having to stay in the hospital for a while, reduced mobility, numbness in the lower body that can lead to tearing and shit because you can't tell when to press or pause intuitively anymore, hypotension that requires IV fluids and vasopressors, prolonged second stage of labor, increase in need for instrument delivery (vacuum or forceps), fever, need for a catheter to be inserted, back soreness, nausea and vomiting, headache, accidental dural puncture, spinal cord compression, abscess or meningitis, nerve injury, seizure or cardiac arrhytmia, fetal heart rate changes, difference in umbilical cord PH, delayed initiation of breastfeeding, some studies suggest disturbance in bonding, prenatal depression (stressful delivery with complications increases risk of overwhelm), just unnecessary complications that make the first phase of his life more traumatic than it should be keep in mind that what's injected is literally fentanyl
doing a mr. bean impression on april fools during sex
>>34065344I tried a stunt like that onceshe had a BPD episode and ghosted me for a couple of weeks kek
Women can you please all look like her?
>>34065347>I’ve had sex hundreds of timesOK no need to brag bro (but good for u <3)I'm too stupid to be good at Minecraft and I'm also a virgin so maybe they're related
Saying shit like>um, so that just happened!>I did the thing!etc. during sex
>>34065356Women don't look like this overrated woman you just have to be yourself :)
All women should look like this
>>34065285>just to vent a little without any social consequencesThat's what 4chan is for.
>tfw playing Bratz Rhythm and Style rn instead of eating or sleeping before workHonestly wtf is my life rnWhat are you gaylords up to rn
/atoga/ minecraft server where i place pink beds next to moids to trick them
This year has killed my ability to feel empatyMy ability to feel joyMy ability to care about anything wordly or even most of my own desires, everything is just so shit now, everybody hates everybody, everybody is lying to each other, everybody desperately ether wants an untold amount of people to suffer and die or just want the whole damn universe to die so the pain and constant resementment and hatred will finally stop and in it's place maddening silence. Fucking hell it's like I' living without hope or will to actually live now. that old meme of "Life is shit and then you die" may of been spot on, the only small sense of emotion still left in me is the pity I feel when I see little babies and kids, too young to truly understand that this world will kill them not just physically but their souls as well, they'll be come as jaded, bitter and cynical as I am probably at this rate by the time they're 12 years old maybe even lower.Other than that, I'll end on a light hearted question befitting the thread more.Bouncer, Grinder or Pillow Princess? Which do you fall under? Which do you prefer? Which do you loathe or if that's too strong a word, not partial to?
>>34065343>Talking to AI is less scary than talking to real peopleThere's no point in it though, just talk to anons. There's nothing scary about talking anonymous people on an imageboard, the worst thing they can do is call you gay.
>>34065358o lawd ha masy
>>34065316Don't do it, one of us will be cursed to wake up the size of a rat.
Women, I'm 6'5
Women, I’m 6’7
>>34065360Yes.
>>34065362basically the same, I'm royally fucked
>>34065366Saying>ooh chile!while she suck on my freakin wiener
>>34065360don't be ridiculous. women you just need to look like this>>34065370REVOLTING
Women, you're 6'7".
>>34065374>saying six seven in rhythm with his thrusting
Women, i'm 2'5"
Men, I'm 6'9
Women, I'm 67
>>34065375what are those saggy milkers
my ideal wife
>>34065379I’m speechless and laughing real life
>>34065380>serbianhero hmm
>>34065363Jokes on you babez I'm having the pink bed w my plushies and you can sleep on the floor, sorry not sorry xx>>34065365>the worst thing they can do is call you gayI get that enough irl desu wouldn't faze me>>34065369You're over a foot taller than me kek>>34065362I'm spending more time dancing than playing the game kek, such bops
>>34065370chanting black magic spells whilst rawdogging her
>>34065375>REVOLTINGpic related
would it be cool if i take my gf to a gaming lounge for a date?
>>34065385it's so over for you, you have been meme mogged
>>34065383proper booba
>>34065390y u asking us niggu??? do we look like we know your gf? YOU should be the one knowing what she might enjoydid you just want to rub it in the incels face that you have a gf or what is this?
>>34065391I consneed
>>34065370I was with you before but now you've gone to far.
>>34065390does he like gaming?are u big strong man with aura to fend off the stinky incels?if yes to both, then yesit would be better to just play at home and then go out for dinner no?
>>34065360Sexo
>>34065392yeah, my tits also don't sag when laying down one could have assumed that someone with unlimited funds could afford some top tier plastic surgeon
>>34065384hot
>>34065390Depends if she's a gamer I mean we have no idea what she's likeI never dated a girl who played any vidya so I wouldn't but maybe she does idk
>>34065399why would she need plastic surgeryshe's clearly been genetically blessed
>>34065394good boy
>>34065399Tell us more about your tits
Would you want a girl to think this way about you?
training my glutes to buttmog the women
>>34065405I just want a girl to not hate and ghost me ngl
>>34065405Any sort of mutual attraction and affection would be cool and make my life less miserable
>>34065405noobsessive people are never a good sign
>>34065402I wouldn't call pudding tits genetically blessed but to each their own>>34065404too big and too soft, boobs should be small, firm and perky and if they aren't you shouldn't be legally allowed to be in public
>>34065405yes pls
>>34065406abhorrent and faggotish
>>34065405I just want a girl who's a little obsessed and in love with me
>>34065399>>34065411>pudding titslmao the cope
Men are so terrible at detecting makeup and plastic surgery.
>>34065370I would rather fuck a hot girls corpse then fuck that ugly bitch you posted
>>34065418Women are so terrible at detecting men who aren't gonna beat them.
>>34065418Based on what?
>>34065418Says the woman who definitely got a rhinoplasty for her sweet 16th.
>>34065415nozesty
>>34065412Of course a dog fag would want a girl to be blindly obsessed with them...>>34065418I am, but my ex didn't wear any makeup (and said so herself), she still dumped me>>34065421Jesus lol
>>34065411women are so jealous of each otherthey're perfect, just admit it
>>34065418
>>34065405this is awful
>>34065390based, yes
>>34065421They know who is going to beat them they want you to they just can't say it
>>34065423 i wish i had a rhinoplasty
>>34065417don't get me wrong, she's cute af, I just don't like big heavy boobs, they look vulgar and plump to me
>>34065431Please don’t do it
>>34065430KekkShadow would never tho, you're a horrible twatt
>>34065421rather have a man that beats me than a man that isnt attracted to me
>>34065425>Of course a dog fag would want a girl to be blindly obsessed with themsue me
>>34065424thats what I said
tomorrows mission:walking up to random girl on the street and lying that some random guy near her is my friend and he likes her
>>34065403I hate that this works on me
>>34065416did you fumble it?
>>34065411pudding tits is the most hilarious jealous food cope phrase i've heard since you were all so convinced that other hot actress looked like a thumb (she did not)
>>34065438like this? https://youtube.com/shorts/CVjPK2yG4tc
>>34065440Haven't really tried it seems so difficult
>>34065435god i hate you, you are the most annoying attention whore since myao. kys
how many of you are still on Windows 10?
>>34065439don't lie, you like that
>>34065433Why? I hate my stupid jewish nose
>>34065446I'm on Linux
Are you Kenough
>>34065416A guy told me he loved me and I knew he was lying. Never heard from him again.
>>34065447I actually crave the exact opposite dynamic but yeah I do like it so fucking what
>>34065435>>34065448>she's being retarded again
>>34065446I had to upgrade to win11 for a jobI fucking hate it, Win XP and 7 was kingI'm too poor and stupid to change the OS rn
>>34065451How did you know?
>>34065448It can be hot.
What do you do when you feel 'alone'? Even in room full of people?
>>34065448You should just own it
>>34065450Nope :(
>>34065418I don't care about detecting makeup.
>>34065446I've been on Linux since Windows Vista.
>>34065444>Why does fucking nothing work out and why are we so cursed to just live a shit life???because this world isn't built to work for us >Should I just call in sick to work today and play Bratz and Barbie all day?yeah, whats even the fucking point >But I feel like we deserve to sufferuh, no, if anything the world deserves to suffer for thinking they can force us to try and fit their arbitrary bullshit expectations and rules, like who the FUCK decided that work starts at 7amyou don't see us trying to force our schedule on them, so who are they to feel like they have a right to play god >and getting some money is good...no it sucks but unfortunately you can't survive without it
>>34065456are you insulting me? She looks like a rat wtf I HATE MY NOSE I HATE MY FACE I HATE MY BODY FUCK
>>34065453men love when midwitted bitches act retarded for attention. that's why she's here
Read The Stranger by Albert Camus, Meursault seemed like a pretty normal guy to me.
>>34065452who said you have to chose?
>>34065434Shadow is as edgy as the come he would do it look right in your eyes and say "damn" before riding off on a kick ass motorcycle
>>34065457I start thinking about leaving the room for another one full of a different crowd of people.
>>34065464Hi femanon do you want some attention
>>34065464>the ugly femcel is crashing out once again so predictable
>>34065463Young Barbra was fine as hell, don't be a self-hating jew.
You are enough, Anonymous
>>34065469ooh yeah look how ugggly i am. if i lost my measurements will you tell me if im a fatty?32GGG tits10" waist42" assomg im so ugly and fat :( tell me i'm pretty
>>34065474I’ll believe you in a week or two. I got rejected this week
>>34065472
>>34065475No sorry, I want attention
>>34065476And yet you are enough.
>>34065466Why are you doing this to me
>>34065471yeah me and my pudding tits over here just seething over atogan moid attention because i'm too good to act like i have 70iq
bruh imagine telling a fat jobless loser with depression that he's "enough"that is the worst thing you could possibly say to himyou're not enough, you're fucking useless and you need to get up and do something
>>34065482seriously some of you just actually aren't enough. do better
>>34065457I'm rarely in a room full of ppl but I'd just leave and go home and play with the cats and sleep or do hobbies I'm so used to feeling alone desu I just don't care anymore. I drink a lot and ignore it
What do you think about vibe coding?
>>34065482OKGot jobGot fitNow where's my girlfriend, you said I was enough?
>>34065479It don’t feel like it boss it just don’t feel like it right now
>>34065059women if veils were still commonplace would you wear one?
>>34065481I don't get it
>>34065489shocker
>>34065488yeah, fucc dem bitches, I'll gatekeep my facw
>>34065462>unfortunately you can't survive without itYh I need to suck it up and just go in in 5hrs xP>who the FUCK decided that work starts at 7amFr it's too early ^_^And I would go home and sleep after but my dumb roomies will probs drag me into partying, I cba so will probs zzz anyway cause work on sat tooThx queen I appreciate the encouraging response and hope your Fri goes ok
You don’t realize it, but you’re enough.
why am I getting growing pains at 22 years old
>>34065497thats arthritis not growing pains
>>34065497Bone cancer.
>>34065497they're not growing pains they're age pains. growing pains aren't even real it's just a thing boomers said when they crisco poisoned their kids and needed an excuse why they kid was in pain
>>34065455Sometimes that shark, he looks right into ya, right into your eyes. Y'know, the thing about a shark, he's got lifeless eyes
>>34065485I don't know what it is
>>34065481Pudding tits you say
>>34065480why shouldn't I?
>>34065467Shadow's edgy but he's a sensitive soul, that's his whole shtick, he would never hurt anyone unless it's justice for Maria>>34065493I meant to emoj ;_; lel>>34065482Sure job and fitness is good but doesn't automatically cure the depressionThere's much more to life than being successful in the socially acceptable sense. We are all human and enuff in the eyes of the universe
>>34065482You’re a dickhead
sometimes all you need in life is a hype bro
im almost 26 years old and i never had a girlfriend or a group of friends
>>34065504Maybe he was depressed
>>34065507yeah it's funny she was dating that because the other day i was laying around naked and the movement of my boob gave me a flashback to those puddi puddi commercials. if there's any oldfags here.
>>34065510I'm a dickhead for telling people who hate their lives to do something about it, instead of saying no you're fine just stay exactly as you are and be miserablenice
>>34065511no, all I need in life is a findom bro so I can just focus on being cute and full of joy
>>34065512i'll be your friend
>>34065508Blue balls is so real and serious and I could die
>>34065512Would you be friends with a guy around the same age from 4chan
>>34065505>ibe coding is a modern software development approach where you describe your app idea in natural language to an AI, which then generates functional code, allowing for rapid prototyping and development, especially for non-coders or for quickly testing concepts
>>34065519aw shit, I will cease this behavior immediately or maybe you like it when it hurts...
>>34065514Talmbout mufugging giga puddi
>>34065515That’s not what happened
>>34065524imagine 2 giga puddi on my chest bro. except you know with like normal size nipples
>>34065522I don’t like it when it hurts at all and don’t like causing much painBut restraining is cool
>>34065486They all know you have three other girlfriends and it is a huge turn off; except for that one whore with the fat ass.
>Just discovered i can put a youtube livestream on 2x speedH-how?
>>34065514
>Tfw no gf with body insecurity that you reassure is beautiful because is hers with religious certainty and enforce it by constantly showering it with kisses until you force her to see herself like you see her and she depends on you emotionally.
>>34065530futuremaxxing
>>34065526That’s so crazy and I’m not thinking about them
I hate atoga. Why do most of the men here have dating experience? Where did all of you faggots come from?
>>34065533thats not how any of that works
>>34065513arn't we all?
you will get fit in 2026, right?do it for yourself
>>34065536This wasn’t always an incel website. It was once a weeaboo website
>>34065539no, fuck that noise
>>34065537It should be, if you agree with her its not any better.
>>34065536maybe you could ask them an advice on the advice board instead of moaning and crying, motherfucket
>>34065539Said I was going to do that this year but yeah I want toMaybe then I'll get a gf aha
>>34065517Same and im 30. You wouldn't know by the way I smile when I walk into a room. Those who laugh the loudest, huh?
>>34065531lmfao me af
>>34065539I will, I really should have done that this year. I don’t have too far to go to get there
>>34065527thats funny, it's basically the opposite for me
>>34065536Because this general is full of fakecels. This place attracts narcissists who peaked in high school
>>34065520Probably best friends.
>>34065542>>34065545>>34065548tomorrow is another day
>>34065536I have no experience but girls have come onto me before. Sorry I have betrayed you...
>>34065526slurp an derp, bby
>>34065543>agree with her you should just not comment on it at allif she doesn't like what she sees in the mirror then it's highly unlikely that how you feel about her looks will change that
>>34065536I'm a 27 year old virgin...
>>34065550i never claimed to be an incel. i'm a former stacy, now hagmaxxing
>>34065552no, I already went down six BMI points this year and it didn't really do anything, so why should I keep torturing myself for no reason?
>>34065559High school peaker like I said
>>34065559You couldn't be anyway
>>34065559honestly same
>>34065511Fr let's hype each other up geezas >>34065512Let's be frens xAlso it's never too late >>34065530In the words of Kraftwerk, I program my home computer, beam myself into the future...
State gender Why do you think the general (and quite frankly right) consensus among boomers is so negative, but when it comes to kids or us talking about our boomer parents we’re always like >mine where one of the good onesI’ll be the first to say that my parents are fucking evil disgusting pigs and a perfect example of the boomers
>>34065497Getting taller? Consider yourself lucky, some of us never did.
Well it’s more insanely cringe hours, bye
>>34065560it’ll do you good in the long stretch
>>34065539And learn German. I want to join the Bundeswehr.
>>34065546Oh
>>34065566If your parents are boomers you're too old to be here
>>34065549Being restrained?
>>34065539No in fact I hope I waste away and die soon, but before that I’m gonna throw all my life savings into a river so that my faggot parents don’t get a nickel.
>>34065566fmy parents are gen x and whilst they sucked, they tried their best, which I can respect
>>34065536Doesn't most men here having dating experience not match up with reality? Women hop up on dick easily, but they're still just bitches. My married friends are simps, myself and unmarried men didn't put up with it. That's all it is.
>>34065569I don't give a damn about the long stretch, I hope I fucking die sometimes soon
>>34065567I don't think I'd want to be taller honestly. I'm 6'3.
>>34065573I’m 27
>>34065575yeah, gives me a panic attack
>>34065587Do you have autism?
>>34065578My dad just left bruises on my face and when I told my mom she basically said “what about ME?!” and started crying Yes I still get beat up by my father at 27
>>34065556How about a bdsm scene where she thinks she is agreeing to be verbally degraded but actually is being made to say positive things about herself or else she gets spanked?
When will femanons ovulate and be nice again?
>>34065590>Yes I still get beat up by my father at 27that honestly sounds like your own fault
>>34065589YesAnd ADHDand BPD most likely but the doctor told me it was Bipolar
>>34065591not in a million years, I don't want to be degraded and I don't want to be forced into toxic positivity and I don't want to be spanked like that
>>34065592in about two days but I think I'm too depressed to feel ovulatory
>>34065536Like dog nigga I'm too a 27yo virgin, we're not all chad...>>34065539Define fitBut nah cbaI do walk everywhere and work a physical job at leastShit I just heard my roommate up and it's 3am so gonna go bed cuz gotta go work at 8amI really my life lmao. I think I'm gonna buy more alcohol in the morning and get drunk at work
>>34065593And this is why I’m eating myself to death as well as ignoring my other health issues I hope I die in the next 5 years. Everyone I meet hates me. Im a worthless loser. I don’t even care about having a legacy I just wanna die before I do something bad,
>>34065588What about being held normal styleSpooning and holding hands and such
>>34065600sounds miserable, I hope your dad croaks soon so you can have some semblance of peace for once
>>34065592Next full moon sometime in early January
>>34065594Nta but I'm the exact same, I'm diagnosed ADHD and bipolar but I'm pretty sure I'm just BPDI also got told by multiple professionals that I seem "too normal" to be autisticDon't listen to shrinks, do what you need to do to find inner peace. Honestly just fuck normies in general I hate them all
Someone should make My Chemical Romance 2
>>34065605January 3rd, I happened to look that up earlier today
>>34065601it's ok if I can be the big spoon but little spoon is too cornered holding hands is fine for short periods but I don't like walking around for half an hour never letting go
>>34065604I hope I die before him so for some reason he’ll feel sad even though his whole life he did nothing but fight with me and call me every name (Retard, fat, ugly, disgusting, moron, bald, anything negative about me you can think of)I want my whole family to suffer. The only reason I can think about being alive rn is because I can be worth 1+ million in 20 years and be alone or with someone who cares about and respects me (but that’s not gonna happen)
>>34065606>fuck normies in general I hate them alltrvth
When I was a young boy, my fatherTook me into the city to see a marching band
>>34065562i didn't peak in high school. if anything, i attained peak hotness around 26, and peak career and life now
>>34065125Make him tiny clothes and kiss on him and brush his hair with a clean kids toothbrush.
>>34065610thats sad how can you be like that to your own kid I hope he gets what he deserves in the end
What's the worst that could happen if I tell my crush that I wish I could kiss them this new years?For context they're my friend.
>>34065613That’s cool but I didn’t ask and you seem like a shitty person
Anons, tell me something that is none of my business
>>34065592i was nice enough to describe my pudding tits in great detail and honestly i'm not feeling very appreciated right now
>>34065618public humiliation ritual
>>34065316yes
>>34065621attention-seeking is peak unnattractive
>>34065607Black Veil Brides
>>34065619don't make assumptions about people if you don't want to hear about how you're wrong you fucking idiot lmao. matter of fact, don't respond to people that you don't wanna hear more about at all!
>>34065609>two giga puddi pressing into my backI’m calm
>>34065618Are you mid? If yes you'll make her cry
>>34065611I mean desu I actually love them and people in general but sometimes people will say something that makes me split and especially coming to these threads makes me really hate normies lolAt the end of the day I think people have good intentions, they'll just never fucking understand what it's like to be mentally illAnyway gotta go work in 5hrs ttyl xx
Wow people actually where nice to me Thank you guys
>>34065229
>>34065621Sorry, what would make it better
>>34065620My husband was looking for baby wipes when changing the babies diapers at my moms house at christmas in the bedroom and opened the night stand drawer and saw anal beads in it. He is still traumatized by the mental images.
>>34065625>Black Veil BridesThis is not even close
i squished my cat and feel so much better. Male anons why dont you like cats?
>>34065624oh sorry let me pretend to be retarded and self hating instead. moids like that better
i liked the chainsaw man movie
>>34065621plap
>>34065277Why can't he do all of those, except just the metaphorical feet sweeping.
>>34065628win win, no need for pain or ropes
>>34065639i do like stupid girls
>>34065632np
>>34065638Because cats dont like people back
>>34065636PPPPPHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHISPARENTSAREINTOANALAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA
>>34065639it's all drama and all unequally unattractive. so you're just getting worse
>>34065646valid. i fucking love stupid ass moids
>>34065636>>34065649Your parents have sex what's the big deal
>>34065646henlo
>>34065652One of them definitely doesn't, because that would be necrophilia.
>>34065627You responded to me first you annoying thin skinned twat
Just watched Avatar 3Think the plot is better but it looks assLike honestly modern marvel movies look better
Am going on my first date in my entire life with a man. What are some things to talk about?Do you think he would pick up on my unfamiliarity with dating?
>>34065638Who says we don't like cats?
>>34065632Yw lovely <3
>>34065649*my mom and her partner >>34065652there's a difference between just having sex and using anal beads
>>34065648well thats a lie
>>34065644I’m thinking thoughts
OP CENTRAL
>>34065655who are you again? i don't feel like scrolling up
Does walking in on your parents fuck you up? Asking for a friend
>>34065656why would anyone waste three fucking hours of their life watching some random retarded shit about some blue niggas and their retarded loser shit
>>34065657>What are some things to talk about?philosophical analysis of porn and it's history
>>34065665It fucked me up
>>34065660nta do you think that's why your dad left? maybe had something to do with it
>>34065075are you the cute jewish girl
>>34065633hey thats me>>34065636Grandma no....>>34065638i love cats and can be trusted around them
>>34065638I adore cats, I was literally just playing with one lel>>34065640I not seen but based>>34065657I mean ig he might but it really doesn't matterTalk about anything, what you like, yourself etc.If you're compatible it'll flow naturally so don't overthink it, just try to relax and have a nice time. The best dates I ever had we just had good chemistry and I could beee myself and we just had genuine fun
>>34065661Its not
I live under a rock. Did the second and third avatar movies seriously both come out in the span of a single year
>>34065665depends on context but it can
>>34065664Ok then good talk glad that you’re not ugly anymore I guess
>>34065667My sister dragged me
>>34065677thanks have a nice night nonnie
>>34065670No, if anything he's likely the bigger sexual deviant. I've heard through the grapevines that they once had a huge fight because he tried to bully her into going to a swinger club.
>>34065636Imagine if instead of telling you, he bought the exact same model and used it on you.
women,what do your bfs do for work and how much does he make?
>>34065682Thanks for the nightmare fuel.
>>34065684You're welcome
>>34065683Idk the exact definition but he's some sort of team leader in pharmaceutical production and he makes 120k.
>>34065660Oh stepdad? He's probably the bottom then
>>34065611Also what really grinds my gears is when they give you these bullshit mental health interventions and talks, posing as selflessness and caring when really they're just berating you for stepping out of line. I literally try my best everyday to act normal and people still get concerned and chastise me. Normies really have no tolerance for anyone who doesn't adhere to the status quo at all times and it just fucking pisses me off. I'm going to work in 4hrs (9 hour shift RIP), coming home and going straight to bed, I have no tolerance for anyone (except my witch friend/crush but I don't think she's coming over). Sorry to rant and have a beautiful day and weekend mon ami <3
Do femanons hate dogs?
>>34065662what kind?
>>34065687>team leaderlike a supervisor? How old is he
Why do only ugly women get tattoos?
Do you think women also think about plapping all the time?
>>34065679I won’t
Regarding the previous men opening up conversation
>>34065699No one is going to read thatYou just took a photo and uploaded it for no reason
>>34065692Puddi groping and sucking, making out, eating pussy, getting my dick sucked. Normal stuff
>>34065690same, I haven't slept one moment and I need to get up in two hours, fml very true, their intervention, help and advice always boils down to telling you the obvious like you're too dumb to know what you should be doing and not that you simply don't have the energy to do it, giving you coping strategies that maybe temporarily work for people that only have a single mild issue to deal with and the rest of their life is fine or them just pressuring you into performing harder by constant check ins to see if you dared to not larp as functional despite being at your limits again for a split second and actual joke
>>34065694Yeah, he's 31.
>>34065699What did the Thompsons do?Also what book?
Why do I wake up with a flat stomach and then as soon as I start eating or even just drinking water I become a bloated fat disgusting plowhorse?
>>34065611Also the store I work in is playing Christmas music 24/7 now. It's so busy there full of people doing their Xmas shoppingMeanwhile I can't even afford to buy nice gifts for people cause I'm broke as shit and they don't pay me til January. Xmas is next week and I'm going to see my mom and she'll probably be as miserable as usualI'm actually going to fucking lose it. I might just call in sick today desu. Though I should go in anyway and try not to cry or have a breakdown. Sorry for blogging>>34065696This just isn't true though...
>>34065697yes but i wish i didnt, its gross
>>34065665Happened to me multiple times and I. Had a breakdown over it twice. Idk why. And I’m not sure what kind of effect it had on me but I was sex averse for a while
>>34065699can you at least flip the image? also using plug earphones in current year?
Women what are common green/red flags in men that you look for on like a first date? What do you even want from a guy/bf?I feel like girls find me incredibly boring/weird (negative) but men find me very interesting and weird (positive). What I mean by this is men are always interested in my life and hobbies and ask more. Women never seem to give a shit. They just want to talk about themselves and even if I introduce some information about me they seem to not give a shit. It doesn't matter if they are my age or not. The only woman who genuinely seemed interested in me as a person was a fat lesbian filipino gen Xer.
>>34065628I need to put my boobs on his back and feel on his chest.
>>34065709digestlet what are you eating? try eating smaller portions and easier to digest things
>>34065690>>34065704Wahhhh
>>34065712what is your sitrep kittenposter
>>34065712do you hate dogs tho?
>>34065710>Meanwhile I can't even afford to buy nice gifts for people cause I'm broke as shit and they don't pay me til Januarytoo relatable, the bills will be the end of me
>>34065710>This just isn't true though...it is. try to post just one example of the contrary
>>34065665I once heard them moaning after I stayed up late at night and went questioning them in the morning.Dad is one big pervert.
>>34065279Hannukah is the day you celebrate smashing greek babies on rocks right?
>>34065721what is sitrep?>>34065722No i have two
>>34065704>haven't slept one moment and I need to get up in two hours, fmlI'm really sorry anon )): I used to do that all the time and hate myself the next day. You will be okay anon I promise!!! <3 I'm cheering you on lol>telling you the obvious like you're too dumb to know what you should be doingThis lmao. I remember when I got arrested and forced to stay with someone for the night when I was gonna attempt suicide and the police were all like "it gets better..." it fucking doesn't get better, my life's gotten so much worse than them. They have good intentions but they can just fuck off with the empty platitudes. I hope you're OK anon <3 and I wish you all the best today and onwards. I'll be lurking if you want to chat more
>tfw never had casual sub/dom sex where I got to exploreI have a male acquaintance and we get along well and they’re into Dom shit and I could very well experiment with him if I wanted. But at the same time, he’s sort of below my standards and I’m talking to someone right now that might turn serious and so it wouldn’t be right of me to do anything. Not that I probably would anyway. Le sigh.
>>34065731what is going on with you
>>34065714Uh, yeah. I like the wires.. plus, it’s the new ones for usb-c. Also, asshole, 4chan flips the image automatically.
>>34065720>WahhhhHi waluigi>>34065724)): rooting for yaRemember it's the thought that counts x you don't need to get expensive gifts/cards for ppl >>34065725>try to post just one example of the contraryI need to try sleep now but there are countless hot girls with tattoos Most girls I dated had loads of tattoos lol
i hate LA so much bros
>>34065734Why does it have to be casual? Why not explore with a serious bf? Why are women's natural instincts to cuck their bfs?
>>34065738How’d you end up in that shithole
>>34065737>Most girls I dated had loads of tattoos lolproof they weren't hot
>>34065734>man is into dom shitBabes, everyman says that shit and then proceeds to be as terrible at it as you can imagine someone retarded enough to think ikea furniture is hard.Avoid the larpers.
The city I live inShe's my companion I walk through her streets She knows who I amOr something like that
>>34065736didn't know that
>>34065683He does something with math for the government, he makes a lot but idk how much. Way more than me, for sure.
>>34065715so only people with zero intentions of considering you dating material enjoy your companythat means you might be ok as a friend but not as a partner because the dynamic isn't the same at all, you have less expectations for a friend than a partner because you won't have to share a home with them, put your mouth on their genitals, try to raise kids with them and sleep next to them every nightwhere friends only care about some occasional mild entertainment by bonding over shared interests, a gf will need you to be able to carry your weight and actively make her life better than it would be without you on a daily basis as well as make her feel like spending every day of the rest of her life with you seems like something to look forward to, so any dissonance will be greatly magnified in comparison to just a friendly connection
>>34065690I just realised this is QT lmao
>>34065720Tbh I don't actually think I'm mentally ill, I just have a shit life. Same with many of us. Any sane person would be depressed if they had this life. Really, we're the sane ones, and the normies who are depressed with good lives are the crazy ones. Sometimes I look around and think, I'm the only sane person in the room, and they're just trying to brainwash us into their sickness. Don't give in anons, rise above and look inwards so that the spirits can guide you towards universal stasis.
>>34065739Because this guy just naturally info dumps on me about shit so the barrier to getting comfortable is very quick. it’s a certain chemistry to it. plus he’s already into that shit. so it’s not like I’m having to “teach” someone or ask them to be that way, which sometimes is the case with serious bf. And I guess worrying about them judging me or seeing me as damaged or a slut or something, idk. But ofc I would hope that can be explored later on. Maybe they’ll be into it too. Idk yet.. same reason men have hookups all the time with “whores”
>>34065738Tell us about it.
>>34065746>for the governmentFedfag
>>34065743Yeah, it might be pretty disappointing or awkward in reality. Who knows. Ew. lol.
Men, are you a sub or a dom? And do you have mommy or daddy issues? Trying to see something here, for research
>>34065758I like both
>>34065743I just wanna be like made to literally crawl on my knees for somebody idk wtf is wrong with me lately
>>34065758No idea cause not a sexhaver, I guess a switch but lean subI guess mommy issues prevail cause I didn't have a dad
>>34065758dom, both issues
>>34065758I hate those terms but I like a little of both I guess
>>34065758>Men, are you a sub or a dom?Switch>And do you have mommy or daddy issues? Neither
Switch cuties unite <3
>>34065749this is actually a thing. they call it shit life syndrome. i had it until they finally medicated my adhd with stimulants and i stopped dating abusive fucks. now my life is pretty good and i'm only mildly residually crazy from the abuse and stuff lmao
>>34065770>shit life syndromeYh I've posted about this here before lool I'm sorry about your past ): that's awesome the adhd meds help you and that you improved your life, be proud <3 <3 happy for youI was also given adhd meds but they didn't do jack shit for me lol. That was the era I went mental and third to jump off a cliff
>>34065758not a moid but what a dumb question, you can't only have one because if one of your parents sucked, so did the other because parenting is a shared effort thats both's responsibility 50/50 and no sane and functional person would end up having a baby with an insane and mentally ill person that is a terrible parent if one parent is a fuckup then there is something wrong with the other too, just maybe less on the nose but just as destructive take qt's parents for example, yeah the mom is crazy af but the dad just rage quit and left his kids and their mother to try and fend for themselves which is one of the most dishonorable things a parent can possibly do and look what came of it
>>34065736When an iPhone takes a photo, it is faster for the iPhone to save the photo with a flag attached to its data saying "rotate this image 90 degrees" than it is to save the photo in the correct orientation.So apple made an exclusive environment where their products lazily don't rotate photos to the correct orientation then saves them, they just save them sideways and pass off the rotation to the moment the photo will be viewed with a note attached that says "hey rotate this for viewing"So if you take a picture while holding your phone sideways, when you transfer those images, you need software that pays attention to that flag and also rotates it, and when that software, like the majority of software, is just going to look at the image and ignore any flags attached to the image, it's going to show the actual side-ways saved photo. (especially because that's a great way to accidentally share private information, like when you upload the photo to the internet)sucks to suck but this is what you get for having an iphone. you'll have to put your image in software that will actually rotate the image then save it in the correct orientation. it's not 4chan's fault.
>>34065758Sub, mommy
>>34065768:3
>>34065771yeah it worked to curb my impulsiveness but has the opposite effect on some people it probably made you manic lol
Honey wanna be a star
>>34065777U sound cute
>>34065775Wow, interesting. Apple is annoying, but I am an Apple cuck :’(
>>34065779I just want to be a star in his sky.
Where do wounds go when they heal?
I want a boyfriend to complain to all day
>>34065748Do you work for the government? I never should've confided in a dog person. Please just leave me alone. Don't kill me, I have an axe under the pillow and I'll use it if I need to. You people are all the fucking same, day in day out following and brainwashing us with your sick lies and cookie-cutter identity constructs.
>>34065771nta but adhd stimulants fucked me over so badly I do have ADHD but also chronic burnout and the meds just made me over exert myself even more, which burned through the last shred of energy reserve I had and fully floored memaybe something similar happened to you, I think those meds only work for people that struggle comparably mild from things only associated with ADHD and not additional issues on top of that
>>34065774it’s not dumb, the guy who’s into dom shit told me his dad basically left him when he was a kid. so i was wondering. i also feel like guys with father issues are nicer and i get along better with them, like there’s this unspoken similarity. but men with mommy issues have this toxic chemical pull about them too ofc it’s not black and white and many of us have some form of both, it’s just a matter of i guess which one is more of the prevalent wound for someone.
Moids, can your favorite porn bimbo evaluate a complex line integral? Because I can
>>34065780Thank you, my friends
>>34065784You don't want a boyfriend then
>>34065778>it probably made you manic lolYh I had to take antipsychotics, a mood stabiliser and sedating antidepressant along with itI went a few months without having an episode and performing well at work but I felt like a fucking zombie so I flushed the meds and tried to end it all
>>34065783your aura
>>34065790Why not
>>34065788sounds like a waste of time
>>34065788Femanon can you cuddle me? Because if you can't then
>>34065795Men are waste of time
>>34065791nta but what did you say to get the antipsychotics? maybe I should try those too
>>34065788Fuck butts and tits.I like my women smart.
>>34065768representing
>>34065788why do you act like you compete with a favorite porn bimbo
>>34065797ok, but math?
>>34065786i have problems with executive function and underexerting myself to the point of, ruining my life by failing to do important things. so they work well for me
>>34065786I'm really sorry dude. Are you on any other meds or treatment now that help you better? It's good you could identify at least what was happening and rectify it. Once again though I'm sorry to hear about the bad experience you had ]: god bless >maybe something similar happened to youFor me I just couldn't sleep on the ADHD meds lol. I think I went like 4 days without sleeping at all and was going completely insane and self-harming etc. They also fucked me over so badlyI don't trust psychiatry at all anymore. It's complete nonsense. I can't afford my meds anyway, and I flushed my antipsychotics because they're poison.
>>34065761cute
>>34065810pwease
>>34065806good for you, yeah they can be very helpful in certain circumstances but they can also break someone's neck it seems
>>34065802>Fuck butts and tits.Well, if you insist...
>>34065791i was basically diagnosed with everything under the sun before i got the right meds and then they made me try all the nonstimulants first too so i feel the struggle. welbutrin fucked me up severely and made me black out constantly
>>34065788smartie
>>34065815That's awful ): bless you x all's well that ends well though, godspeeed
>>34065804Because I do>>34065802Good boy
>>34065802I don't care if she's smart or dumb. I only care for loyal women who want to push their curves against me and say they're in it with me through thick or thin. some complex line integral bragger is further away from that than the performative porn bimbo men parasocialize themselves with
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFSIm3Zeecg
Why are women so against dating a man younger than them?
>>34065797Trend spotted. Your statement in first worldHalf circle in captchaConcerning
>>34065785>Do you work for the government?Yes >:3
>>34065822I don't know, it makes me feel icky
>>34065812gross. you can have him. im not competing.
>>34065818i won't lie and say "it gets better" because nothing is guaranteed. but i will say, it can get better
>>34065808>Are you on any other meds or treatment now that help you better?no, not really, wellbutrin for the depresso and trazodon for the sleep but neither actually does enough to really help>went like 4 days without sleepingyeah, thats how that went for me too tension and anxiety through the roof to the point of being unable to relax into sleep at all, real nightmare fuel I wish there was an island where the fuck ups can go to be fuck ups in peace, shit's so exhausting I hope you can still catch a tiny bit of sleep and you'll get through the day somehow
>>34065738What you got against LA huh
>>34065827?
>>34065827why do you react like that over the silliest things and then wonder why you're alone
>>34065822$$$
F. why am i self sabotaging a potential rship ?
>>34065827>she's crashing out again for no reason do you not get tired of yourself?
>>34065822I'm not. I'm just trapped rn in responsibility.
>>34065834What are you doing sis spill the tea
>>34065828Sending big love <3>>34065829Aw dude I hope you find a better regime or other things to helpLol fuck-up Island would be litYh I better be off but talk soon, you are very sweet and cool <3
>Have 2 messages in my instagram notificationsI'm fucking famous. Bow in my presence your plebs
>>34065834because woman
>>34065834Because you are insecure and afraid of commitment
>>34065802what if i have big tits and big brain
>>34065758Lean dom but have a sub side too.Parent issues: a little bit. I wish my dad was more understanding and empathetic. I wish my mom wasn't so neurotic and thinks everyone secretly hates her
>>34065842How big
>>34065837I get physically scared when I hear a woman type this. Bad memories.
>>34065842Then you are extra based, congratulations
>>34065837Nothing really crazy overt. I just feel like I’m being avoidant. Like a prayed for opportunity is in my lap and suddenly I’m afraid to leave my old life and commit if it’s the real thing, why don’t i feel excited? Why am i running and entertaining other options? Wanting to assert my freedom/independence? Kinda thing.
>>34065839I kneel
>>34065844large
>>34065798>maybe I should try those tooYou do not want to take antipsychotics, the side effects are horrible, I felt like a robot >what did you sayI have no idea, I don't think I said anything abnormal, but when I was like 18 I got mistakenly referred to a psychosis intervention clinic, so that's tainted my records sinceSomeone tell me not to call in sick to work today lol. It just feels so horribly pointless. I would rather be homeless again
>>34065843Feel this bar for bar friend, but I’m not M
>>34065758Dom, actually tried out a few things too. My mom's great and my father wasn't the absolute worst but I've always hated him. Dunno if that is daddy issues but I've always used him as a role model of how not to act as a man
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C53HPqLP-8t/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
>>34065845I'm a man sorry though lol
>>34065841yea
>>34065849>large brainIs that healthy?
Women if a hypothetical bf you really loved chilled the relationship for career reasons, left for 3 years for the career, then came back with his face and body maimed and said he was ready for you now, would you have him?
>>34065849Will you tell me about something interesting while I lay my head on them?
>>34065852My theory checks out so far seeing a correlation here
>>34065850>felt like a robothonestly sounds more tolerable than whatever this is supposed to be >horribly pointless cause it is, I can't really tell you with a straight face that enduring this crap will be worth it in the end
>>34065850i got put on lamictal once, and that was okay, except it had a weird side effect that 4chan might consider based. i would get intrusive thoughts that were just, like, racial slurs. it was so weird
>>34065859depends on how much in love I am with him as a person, but if I'm willing to wait for him for three years, I'd think so, yes
>>34065859how much money did he make
>>34065431>>34065448Absolutely do not get a nose job, it fucks up your face and throws you into the uncanny valley and it's a betrayal of your ancestry and natural beauty. Ultimately if you get one it's a sign of weakness in my opinion, it's you conceding to external pressure telling you what to think of your own face. Do you think your ancestors felt bad about their noses? No, they didn't give a shit because it doesn't fucking matter
>>34065867broke moid hands
>>34065448Get a nose job so you can blend in with us
>>34065856So what are you gonna do about it
>>34065758domno father
>>34065868>anon really thinks beauty standards are a modern invention
>>34065874no, but mirrors cheap enough to be owned by every commoner are
>>34065872not sure, self control, and gonna give it time
>>34065867none, he actually has a little more debt than before, but he tried really hard.
>>34065788I too can do high school math
>>34065876you don't need a mirror for mean kids to tell you exactly whats off about you
Men, did you touch your penis today?
>>34065874Beauty standards vary culture to culture and from time period to time period. To suggest that they are fixed and objective is retarded. If you grew up exclusively around people who had larger noses in the middle east prior to the internet, do you think everyone would still be insecure about their noses? Beauty standards are often just set by the dominant culture in a region and by the shill bastards trying to milk insecure dipshits of all their money
>>34065758dom, maybbe dangerously. probably both, dad died violently when I was 11 and I have big issues with my commanding mother
>>34065882Yeah. Even scratched it a few times
>>34065882I don't think it's physically possible to go a day without touching my dick
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>>34065881relatively modern inventions:mirrors (cheap enough for anyone to own)mandatory public schooling for childrenedited images of peopleimages of people at allboys and girls at the same school
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>>34065882Not yet
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>>34065878Where does your insecurity stem from and why are you afraid of commitment
>>34065894my face was so smug when i realized i broke the combo
>>34065889>>34065891>>34065894>>34065895ningen
>>34065890>boys and girls at the same schoolone day society will grow up and we'll look back and realize this was a crime against humanity
>>34065863>can't really tell you with a straight face that enduring this crap will be worth it in the endI have my alarm set for 3hrs and feel like I deserve the suffering and agony desu so I'm gonna try force myself to go in, but we'll seeI'm sorry you're having such a hard time ): wish I could help dude, godspeed tho <3>>34065865Lool that sounds pretty based xDGlad you found better meds for you tho Yeah my sis is on lamictal and it works for her. Didn't do shit for meI think I'm just BPD desu and that's why none of the bipolar meds do anything. No amount of meds can fix a shit life and being a loser
>>34065901Why?
>>34065901did you know, girls do better when they are in girls-only schools? boys actually do worse in boys-only schools and thrive in mixed environments. so boys will be the ones to suffer from gender segregation
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Women, have you ever suffered a traumatic brain injury that impacted your ability to remember even the most important historical events you experienced?Men, have you ever become so fat and obese that you can no longer see your own penis because it is buried under folds of flesh? What has your solution been?
Good night friends. I love you
>>34065907Boys are behind anyway we as a society don't seem to care
>>34065887This is why I would have never made it as a soldier, I would have been kicked out of the army in basic training for jerking off in my bunk.
>>34065911Good night, I hate youJkkkk ttyl <3 xxxxxxx <3 soz for the crashout
Did boys notice when girls grew boobs?
>>34065747I mean, why would they not consider me a friend? Like I notice this amongst coworkers in particular. I suppose maybe I am just unattractive so they have no interest in associating with me where men don't care about that?
>>34065882Yes, to pee and also just had an impulse to hold it, but I didnt jerk today, thinking of doing it before falling asleep
>>34065918I went to schools with uniforms and I can't say I ever really noticed
Do you want to know something? When I was young, in middle school I think, I got made fun of for dry humping a seat on a school bus on a field trip to Disney Land and telling everyone on the bus that was what I wanted to do to a girl at school that I liked.
>>34065788Idk if i just have a low sex drive but i never really got into porn or gooned much. i gooned when i was like 14-15 but it wasn't even sexual. it just felt good. I would usually think about fields and sunshine and stuff. Gooning was always nonsexual and the feeling is better when I think about nice things. I assume this is why sex with someone you love feels better than hookups.Anyway i couldnt name any porn star other than sasha grey because of memes. I have never seen a porno of her. All the porn ive seen is nudity posted on 4chan and other places online
>>34065923Shut the fuck up with your shitty forced meme
>>34065784use chatgpt
>>34065924You guys went to Disneyland on a field trip? We went to Sainsbury's
>>34065863I'm gonna flip a coin, heads means I call in sick and tails means I have to go in
I just want you to know that since last posting on /atoga/, I have become so fat and obese that I can no longer see my own toes. Or my own winky. My tiny little penis folds into the bags of flesh around my groin. I am so obese it is nearly impossible for me to even find my penis to masturbate it, much less use it to have sex with another person's vagina or anus. Because of this I have fallen into a world of homosexual gaiety, where to make up for my own lack of seeing or manipulating my penis I crave the sight of other men's cocks out of pure envy.
>>34065920Maaan. I want to hold his penis.
>>34065863Got heads so gonna call in sick (still have to set my alarm for 4hrs tho to call in on time), ttyl and have a good one
>>34065940Sounds good. Keep it up.
vacuums cock
if you were jewish would you rather have a huge ass hook witch nose or get a nosejob be honest
>>34065951I am Jewish (ethnically) and my ned really isn't that pronounced.
Is a cat or dog owner more attractive to women
>>34065949I bought 3 pounds of hotdogs.I need it so bad.
What would you do if you found him crouched naked in a corner of a dark room, muttering to himself and tugging at his foreskin, hoping to make his penis grow, because when he was young his father would berate him for his small penis size? So he grew up to strip his clothes off and obsessively tug on his foreskin or the head of his penis, screaming at it to make it grow?Would you ever have empathy or sympathy for a man who has been institutionalized for this behavior, regularly having his genitals examined, shocked, and manipulated by mental health nurses or being fed benzo pills to stop him from attempting to stretch his penis? Would you date or love such a man?
Is anal homosexual sodomy the answer to these problems?
>>34065959Could be worse. Probably.
>>34065956Dog owners mog us cat owners ngl
>>34065951I would not care about my nose. Only securing the Jewish hegemony and subverting other races.
>>34065956Dog. Most male cat owners lowkey give me the ick.
>>34065977>Most male cat owners lowkey give me the ick.Why are you like this?What did they do wrong?
>>34065863I'm gonna feel so bad about calling in sick kek, but I just don't see the point to anything rn desu. My life will be shit and pathetic anyway whether I go to work or not, what's the difference?Anyway won't shit up the thread anymore, but catch ya later homie
Degen questions for women from a virgin. Do you cream? Have you squirted? Are moans and vocalisations during sex real or just a porn thing? What's more important, piv or oral? What's better?
>>34065951I am jewish and I don't have either. >>34065971You forgot stealing foreskins.
>>34065983>Do you cream?Like smegma? Yeah.>Have you squirted?Yeah>Are moans and vocalisations during sex real or just a porn thing?Real. It's part of comunicating enjoyment.>What's more important, piv or oral? What's better?Piv obvi
>>34065987>Like smegma? YeahI mean like when you masturbate or have sex. >Piv obviMin size for it to be enjoyable?
>>34065979>What did they do wrong?A lot of them just tend to humanize their cat too much. Women do this too and it's equally as cringe.
>>34065991>A lot of them just tend to humanize their cat too muchWhy doesn't this apply to dog owners too? Those are always the ones doing that.
>>34065963It is with your neighbor
>>34065991>A lot of them just tend to humanize their cat too muchI've never had pets, but what do you mean? My only context of pet owners is a friend who grew up on a farm and would have to mercy kill baby hawks his cats would catch and quite literally torture, so I think he has a radically different view of pets than the average person.
Every time someone on the internet starts something negative in response to someone hot being posted, remember it's always coming from jealousy
>>34065989Oh like cumming/orgasmingYes, I don't masterbate.>Min size for it to be enjoyable?2"I've also had sex with a guy that was fully flaccid and he still enjoyed it all the way. His dick was just broken like that after some hospital stuff.
<your race here> supremacist moidsDo you actually prefer to date outside of your race?
>>34066000I'm not a supremacist. But I'm not attracted to brown skin. There are attractive women with dark skin, but that's in spite it, not because of it.
>>34065998So what? I’m supposed to derive joy from someone else’s anguish? Fuck off
>>34066000>Do you actually prefer to date outside of your race?hell no
>>34065847Beats me.
>>34066004You're supposed to realize it's not of consequence, since it's just seething, rather than a genuine judgment.
>>34066010Yeah yeah I get it, it’s okay to enjoy someone else’s suffering when it’s acceptable because reasons
>>34065993Sometimes, but I find it more egregious with cats. Especially with men. >>34065995A lot of people will treat cats as surrogate children instead of companions/pets. It's weird. Especially when they try putting them in strollers, or giving them their own rooms and shit. On a side note, I hate when people are afraid of dogs and cats. Like humans domesticated and bred these things over the course of millennia and you're running from a little cat like you couldn't snap it's neck by accident.
>>34066019This is exactly what that poster meant. Your replies are to be disregarded, as they are just more seething.
>>34065987>YeahStory?
>>34066027t
>>34065847Do you like him?
>>34066032Phoneposter being in this list is hilarious
>>34066032MenExplain this
>>34066032i say this and look like this
>>34066000F Asian. No
>>34066038I will die on the hill that I’m definitely allowed to say based
>>34066000Am I allowed to answer if I'm not a supremacist?
>>34066047did he invent based?
>>34066031No. I deleted them out of my memory.
>>34066047>1 million followsyou're not special
>>34065918I’m flat so not really
>>34066051Why don't you masturbate?
>>34065983>Do you cream? Have you squirted?Yes and yes.>Are moans and vocalisations during sex real or just a porn thing?It depends on the woman. Most of what you see in porn is fake and most porn stars don't sound like that when having real sex.>What's more important, piv or oral? What's better?Call me gay, but oral.
>>34065998SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>34066050as it is currently used, yesBefore that, it was used to describe people who acted like crackheads, being short for “freebased”He reappropriated it to mean “doing what you want without caring what people think” and later people just parroted it after hearing me and other members of the Task Force using it to describe being cool as fuck
>>34066050This is where it came from, yes
>>34066058It doesn't connect in my head. Probably so spoiled by sex I don't want it.
>>34066061>>34066062wow
>>34066059>Most of what you see in porn is fake and most porn stars don't sound like that when having real sex.Doesn't everyone know that? Amateur is where it's at. That sounds convincing, at least.
I like getting people gifts but sometimes they clearly don't like it and that makes me freak out
>>34066067only mega boomers watch non amateur porn
I'm anticipating my professional, white collar, working man's life to not go as well as I had planned. As a 6'5, attractive, white male, could I move to China and make a living having sex with rich Chinese women?
>>34066073Maybe if you were better at StarCraft or didn’t have autism
>>34066069expected gift giving is demonic af
>>34065749>he normies who are depressed with good lives are the crazy ones.Sometimes I feel that way when you hear those stories of people who get one bout of depression and actually end up killing themselves while also being extremely secretive about it. When you grow up with it and into it, you gain better coping skills at the cost of normal functioning. I just wonder what that difference is between the people with sudden depression who do it and the people who can't bring themselves to but have wanted to all their lives is.
>>34066075Unfortunately, this is the one aspect of my life where my impressive StarCraft skills are unlikely to be useful>didn’t have autismOh...
Women would you sleep with a penis in your harn?
I’m bored
>>34066087Tell us about you’re genitals
>>34066087play videogame
>>34065683He doesn’t work, he inherited a bunch of stuff and makes 350K. I’m a part time nurse at a hospice so we make about the same lol
>>34065775If I’m not mistaken, the reason they don’t rotate when uploaded to 4chan is because uploaded images have their metadata stripped from them before they’re posted.So it’s not so much that 4chan can’t display them correctly, it’s just a caveat of having all metadata stripped from the image before being posted
>>34066100Gotta wonder why 4chan has so many rich people
>>34066111Neets and rich people have free time in common
>>34065977>Most male cat owners lowkey give me the ick.Weak psychology on your part. Bullet dodged is not a bug, it's a feature.>>34065991>tend to humanize their cat too much.>>34066025>I find it more egregious with cats.Finding it worse with cats than dogs is understandable tho. They're different.Dogs are essentially autistic and/or emotionally stunted wolves. They're perpetually wolf puppies and therefore easier to love. Cats are domesticated yet somehow feral adjacent.Treating either like humans is delusional.You have to approach your dog or cat like the being they are.When my dog would occasionally step underfoot and get stepped on, yip, and lower his head in apology I'd drop to the ground, lie on my back and playfully swat at him. It's nearly impossible for a dog to take the accidental pain as discipline as it's clearly followed by play.Similarly, when my cat litters my floor with a torn open corpse, I gush, praise, and pet her so she knows she did well. I think.Dog communication is easier for me. I'm not really fluent in cat.
>>34065059In your opinion is it normal to fantasize about your closer friends? It always felt (and still does) weird and sleazy to me to think about fucking them to the point of it turning me off but ever since I completely quit watching pornography I sometimes during jerking off I visually picture my friends in lingerie or nude, in sort of a playboy session type of thing. At first I ignored these thoughts but then I just went with them. I don't think about them sexually at all outside of that but it still feels like I'm a crossing a line in my relations with these girls.
Is love real? Do you guys know married couples who like each other even after living together?I just got my ass beat by my parents constantly growing up, then my mom cheated on my dad, they divorced, and I got disowned over night. I never hear from them anymore. now that I'm my own person I'm realizing they were batshit insane though so I probably shouldn't compare the rest of the world to these people. It's so demoralizing though. They went like 20 years of marriage just hating each other and their kids. does anyone ever get along?
How do I ask for a 20% raise? I feel like I took less than the going rate for my profession, for my experience level, since I didn't have any experience and now that I've shown that I'm really good at what I do, I think a 20% raise is justified, especially when my boss has said "we need to pay you more"
>>34066113I don’t get it, really. If I was rich I’d never go online
>>34065731>what is sitrep?"Situation Report"Military slang.A.K.A.: "'sup?"
>>34066124Yes, you would.
>>34066120>Is love real? Do you guys know married couples who like each other even after living together?Love is real. I do know several couples that like each other, including my parents and my in-laws. I adore my husband and we're legitimately best friends.
>>34066131No I wouldn’t, I’d be spending all my time outside shooting guns and traveling
>>34066120Yep. It happens but life is full of bullshit no matter what.
>>34066120You’re asking the wrong site, but yes. Anyone here who offers anecdotal evidence is a narcissist who doesn’t know what love is, but it does exist. Unconditional love doesn’t, though
>>34066120>Is love real? Do you guys know married couples who like each other even after living together?yeah, it's real. but there are ppl who can have love, and throw it away.
male anons i walked into my moms room and found this, should i be concerned?
>>34066148
>>34066133No, you wouldn’t. All that stuff gets old fast when you can do it all the time.
>>34066151Whereas posting online doesn’t get old because reasons. I guess my poor peasant brain simply can’t grasp the struggle of the rich, sorry My Lord
male anons i got my final grade back for theoretical computer science>Midterm average: 69>My Midterm: 77>Final Average: 60>My Final: 65>Homework Average idk like 70>My homework: 80final grade>BWhat the fuck what the actual fuck this is so fucked up. I should drop out and become a housewife this is stupid as fuck THEY HATE ME THEY HATE ME IM SO FUCKING RETARDED
Good morning to the blondes
I just realized I don't have a name for the cat that lives in my house. I just call it 'cat'
>>34066000M Whiteno. Only WhiteI'd consider a pure Persian woman tho
Girls, what was your most degrading sexual experience, and did you enjoy it?
>>34066156>those grades>Bcurve?
IM GOING TO FAIL AT EVERYTHING AND DIE A HOMELESS VIRIGN 23
>>34066156Hey you're smarter than me. I don't know anything about computer science.
>>34066163just study more efficiently and stop wasting time here trying to get pity points
>>34066154That’s right. You do some stuff, then you sit online, play vidya, watch tv for days, then you do some stuff again
I have accepted I will be dying alone
>>34066167FUCK YOU I SHOULDVE GOTTEN A B+
>>34066172do better next time.
>>34066172Well being a housewife might be fun
another fake crash out for attention.
>>34066177women
>>34066148How old is your mom?
>>34066170Damn wow rich people truly know things I cannot fathom
Where's ENTJ when you need him
We are Jolly good!We carry the sleigh!
Maybe if I abuse ChatGPT I’ll feel better
>>34066120I think most people are too focused on an idealized love that doesn’t really exist to see the love that is all around them. Truly loving someone is work. You have to make a constant effort at it, help it grow, maintain it. It’s never unconditional and that’s okay. It’s never perfect, you’ll never love literally every single thing about something, and it will never be exactly equal. That’s all okay too. I’ve only been married to my husband for 6 months but I love him more every day because I am making an active effort to do so.
>>34066180We are just like you but with all the perks that makes life worth living
>>34066190Sounds like an incredibly shallow existence. Your bait is garbage
>>34066188this is why love is a scam, it just makes your life worse but you have to pretend like it makes it better
>>34066193NTA but strong disagree. It's like saying that being healthy makes your life worse because you have to put active effort in maintaining a healthy body, and it is much better to be fat and sedentary.
>>34065738>i hate LA so much broshttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fG_2oPLarG0
>>34066188kinda reminds me of https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Art_of_LovingIn the preface, Fromm states that the book does not provide instruction in what he terms the "art of loving", but rather it argues that love, rather than a sentiment, is an artistic practice. Any attempt to love another is bound to fail, if one does not commit their total personality to learning and practicing loving. He states that "individual love cannot be attained without the capacity to love one's neighbour, without true humility, courage, faith and discipline."
>>34066188>I’ve only been married to my husband for 6 months
>>34066193I don’t think love being hard makes my life worse. I love my mom so much that I worry all the time about her but I wouldn’t choose to love her any less even if it helped me not stress as much. Love isn’t supposed to be selfish
>>34066197>>34066199Foid hands
>Saw a video of a mother in SEA dusting the bed before the kids slept on it>Using blanket and sweeping dust off of the bed>People in the comments were so confused at what she was doing. I've done this all my life. Do other people not do this?
>>34065847>I’m afraid to leave my old life and commit if it’s the real thing,What does this mean? Moving closer to him?
love is the worst, it should be illegal
>>34066205no? why would your bed get dusty? do you sleep in a barn?
Men forgive cats for waking them up in the middle of the night but not women for doing the same?
>>34066148>those tabsYour mom has ADHD
>>34066213and autism
>>34066212My cat is a saint even when she's being a diva so all is forgiven
>>34066191That’s poor people cope. We have more time and energy to follow very passion and interest we have.
>>34066220Weak bait because you yourself said all you do defaults to watching tv
>>34066208Food crumbs? But also like, what if there's a spider or something?
>>34065859No. I would not take back a guy who left me in general, but one who did so for his career especially.
>>34066222>food crumbs eating in your bed is vile, and I'm saying this as a highly chaotic and lazy person >spiderpossible but very unlikely unless you leave the windows open never vacuum
>>34066221That’s not what I said, look again. By your own dumb logic it would also mean we default to doing things. We do both, all of it. Because we are rich, we have all the time. Maybe you are too poor to comprehend this
>>34066233Eyes glazing over, sorry massa, can’t afford whole wheat to make my brain as large as yours
>>34066235JH....
>>34066235Haha okay, have a nice day
>>34066188Neuro?
>>34066148Your mom plays WoW?
>>34066242God damn it I'm leaving for tonight
>>34066233you are a fat poorfag indian
>>34066239Oh I can’t, I’m too poor to have nice days
>>34066245Oops. Is that a secret or something?
>>34066244She met my stepdad on WoW :(
I cant believe i got a fucking B i deserve to die someone please fucking kill me
>>34066266or you could just do it for usIt'd be more entertaining than what youre doing now
>>34066246You have to imagine me as someone else to cope.
>>34066263Why is that sad, is he a dick?
>>34066274Ive forgotten about this post, what was this?
>>34066275no hes just embarassingMy bio dad has aspergers and my step dad is a neckbeardIf you ever wonder why i am the way i am
>>34066276If you didn't care you'd have an A right now
Someone should make an atoga rpg
>>34066281FUCK YOU
that was you samefagging to defend yourself while having one of your fake attention whore crash outs.
Gf needed a lil attitude adjustment before work so I had to plap her before dropping my little girly off at school (she works for Amazon)
>>34066285if you didnt waste your time typing that youd have an A right now. I don't fuck dumb bitches
>>34066287I think all my crash outs are justified
>>34066212When my gf wakes me up in the middle of the night with the zoomies it takes a lot of hard work to put her back to sleep, also today I learnt she is totally open to the idea of me buying her a BDSM starter kit for Christmas
>>34066287Who? I’m not autistic, I can’t see the matrix
>>34066291but I got an A in abstract algebra
>>34066181This board revolves around me do not be afraid daddy is here, btw I’ve been spending all day with my gf sorry lol
>>34066148Kek wine aunts can’t cope, this is some Chris Chan mom bullshit
>>34066245Kek. I thought you were Gary this whole time. Were you always a chud? I don't recall you talking politics back in the day.
Women how hard is it for you to just sit down and shut up while in passenger princess mode?
My mother alleges someone tried to open the door to our house about 10 minutes ago, I have work in 7 hours, do I act like it's nothing or do I sleep in the bathroom since it's the only room besides my parent's room that has a lock on it?
Where is my cute tall engineer husband? :(
>>34066318Computer Science but I'm cute and tall
>>34066315If I knew incels were this cucked and defenceless I would just squat rent free in their moms house until I got bored
>>34066321yeah my dad's a pussy coward faggot and doesn't own a gun because he thinks I'm a raging lunatic that will kill them in their sleep. Little does he know that my parent's lives are not worth ruining my own but I'll let him have his faggy ego
>>34066321Hows your gym progress going? Can you bench more than a teenage girl yet
>>34066323Damn that sucks bro, I would just move out if my living situation was that toxic, at least then you can get a gun for your own protection
>>34066324We do all our cardio in bed now hehe
>>34066321Surprised you’re this cavalier in a castle doctrine state
i want to be a mother so bad
>>34066282>Someone should make an atoga rpgENTJ's poop attacks do disease damage over time. Qt can switch between 2 different classes depending on if he's manic or depressive. BV is a tank obviously, and does bonus damage to lycanthropes.
>>34066329I’m not even born here and I still have a gun>>34066334MGK has instant teleportation and snatch and grab groomer powers, Korrasami can repair any light vehicle, myao can stun lock moids with poison kewpie
>>34066315I'd sleep on their floor 2bh. With everyone in the same room you know automatically that any external sounds are a threat. I'd call the non emergency police line in the morning. It's common for burglars to check for unlocked doors, and they can use data points like yours to narrow down the location of the perpetrators.
Do i go back to sleep or get up and play some Vidya before work
>>34066335Kek
>gf brings up 4B movement in casual conversation >tfw I have to wake up at 3am to pick up this retard from nightshift I am owned a breakfast blowjob for this amount of patience
you are a fat mentally ill indian neet incel in australia
>>34066332My gf said that she wants to have two children at least 2 years apart so her body can heal properly but knowing this bitch she’s going to be pumping our kids like her life depends on it, today I fucked her so hard I bruised her shoulders and gave her hickeys and now her friends at work think I’m bashing her lmao
she was pure like snowflakes no one could ever stain the memory of my angel could never cause me pain!!!
>>34066344why would you tell me this
>>34066348Well obviously I’m not going to tell my irl friends that’s I’m a misogynist wife beater are you insane? That’s what you people are for lol thank you disposable friends
>>34066347Go away Julian.
baaaaaaaabe modest mouse is on
>>34066355I prefer Operation Ivy, makes me feel like I’m 8 yo in my room playing Tony Hawks Underground again
>>34066339Get some sleep, vidya can waitI just called in sick to work so gonna bedrot...>>34066355Good band>>34066334Lmao I get two classes, hell yeah>>34066212The cat doesn't know any better
>>34066158Lol, I knew a guy whose dog was just called "dog">>34066213TIL this is an ADHD thing>>34066156I know most people here are nerds but a B is good isn't it?
I give up on dating women
>>34066081>When you grow up with it and into it, you gain better coping skillsI didn't kek but yeah I suppose it's different for everyone, and some get better at masking/staying functional but doesn't mean their plight is any lesser
>>34066369I give up on life in generalCan't date if you have no moneyCan't get money if you're too mentally ill to hold down a job
>>34066368My mom scolded me because I called my niece 'the baby' lmao I had to shake myself out of that habit
>>34066378Da baby, let's gooooMy mom would also scream at when I called one of my siblings "mate" or "dude" etc. instead of addressing them by their unabbreviated name
>>34066381loll
>>34066382lulzShe would also get mad and say "she is the cat's mother" if I referred to her as "she" when speaking to someone else
>>34066381Genuinely the most cringe namefag kill yourself samefagger
>>34066384Pot calling the kettle black much (or should I say brown)
>>34066389Suck my sloppy massive brown balls gaylord
>>34066390I'd rather not (unless you have a bag of maltesers)
>>34066392>GLUG GLUG GLUGSorry can’t hear you samefagging over the sound of you gargling on my massive sloppy brown balls faggot
>>34066313Says the bitch that is constantly posting for attention
>>34066398Don’t care had sex will most likely have some again tomorrow after I pick up my gf from work
>>34066400I did too, and I’m not a whiny bitch-boy about it. Know your place
>>34066393I'm too depressed rn to engage with this ngl
i want sex with a cute boy... how do i get it?
>>34066402>I did pooGood morning saar kek dalit cope
>>34066405Aw bitch-boy cope
>>34066403When I got my haircut my barber asked if I wanted to get my eyebrows done and I genuinely jumped out of skin for a second miss me with that gay shit nigger
>>34066408>doesn’t deny the pajeet accusationsLadies and gentleman, we pooed him.
How do I get a gf as a sub 8 male?
>>34066414Kill your self pajeet you’re not even considered human digusting swarthoid dalit street shitter, you will never breed cockroach saar
>>34066416Good to see you too ENTJ.
>>34066404Ask themBut rly it should be someone you know well and trust >>34066409>my barber asked if I wanted to get my eyebrows doneDo you have caterpillar brows or smth>>34066414Do what most normies do and personalitymaxx and lifemaxxI had the most dating success when I was at my ugliest but going out more>>34066416Bro is still going off
>>34066417Did you remember to clean my toilet like I asked you untouchable piece of shitskin saar dalit
>>34066418>Do you have caterpillar brows or smthYes I am a hairy gorilla Sasquatch larping as a human being, my gf hates making out bc she gets a mouthful of my mountain beard every single time lmao
genderrate yourself visually
>>34066421MRn like a 5At my best maybe 7-8I still get a lot of compliments irl
I’m gonna surprise my gf and use my massage gun on her that will show her silly little foid
>>34065059My boss (who I have a crush on and have made out with in the past but friendzoned me) asked me if I thought I was good looking.I said I'm very average looking, that I don't think I'm grotesque or anything but that I was very average. She refused to believe that I believed that and said she thought I was younger than she initially thought (she's late 20s I'm mid 30s) then made a silver fox comment lol.What should I make it this. Is she just toying?
>>340664219 on any normal day10 after a haircut and glow up
>>340664213/10im hideous
>>34066421Mok face, ok hair, tallok fashionskinnyi give myself a 5/10
>>34066421I feel like I'm a 7 and other people have agreed with that.
>>34066426Blatant misuse and complete disregard thereof lack of rizz and aura
>>34066428You are indian you don’t meet the standard criteria to be deemed acceptable as human fuck off street shitter untouchable dalit black bastard shitskin creep JAI HIND SAAR
>>34065405More than anything.
Sorry that I could never love you backI could never care enough in these last days
>>34066430I'm not Indian bro chill. Is this because I said I fucked the Izzat out of you sister? I was just playing bro.
>>34066421MI used to be an 8-9, now I’m like a 6
i kinda wanna go to a frat party again rn. Not cause i actually enjoyed it I just miss feeling like im not a totally undesirable social failure for a few hoursthis is actually a lie the 2/4 times i went out i ended up crying, but sometimes i dont so
Where do I meet clingy gf
What's the point if >she will never be mine?
>>34066426I agree. Your stretchmarks stomach is the most hideous part.
>>34066421FShort and flat, but have a good butt and pretty face.
>>34066421M4 on a good day
>>34066440i know, i have a consult for excess skin removal in a few days
>>34066444Sexo
>>34066378Tfw skiving off work and my mom just asked me for another favour so imma tell her I'm at work and go back to sleep
>>34066436>feeling like im not a totally undesirable social failure for a few hours>actually a lie the 2/4 times i went out i ended up cryingDon't force yourself to do stuff you enjoy just bc of FOMOMaybe go to another social event but nothing wrong with just chilling at home
>>34066444Ps the captcha is evolving
I did not need to see that
What did they do to you at that school of yours, that transformed you into such a homosexualist?
>>34066444ew
>>34066450im sorry i know im gross :(
>>34066451Miss u big man
>>34066444I'm gonna vom.
>>34066453why did you post it in the first place.
>>34066444Ignore the shitposters, you look totally fine lol
>>34066457>taking opinions on 4chan seriouslyWow, she really is mentally autistic in the brain
How would the men here feel if a woman grabbed them by their sweaty gonads and used their gonads as a handle to toss them across the room so hard that their scalp crashes into the drywall?
just remembered something cringe i did, time to commit seppuku
>>34066462At least my suffering would end >>34066459Or just insecure like a lot of people kek
Hmm, is Elden Ring worth 50 bucks?
>>34066465It's worth about as much as my distilled and fermented genital sweat, processed into a fine liqueur.
Would you use as a protective charm and ornament, the shrunken and petrified bare feet of the Harrisburg Rapist?
>>34066467So yes, 50 bucks is a steal. Thank you
>>34066466Is this a virus?
>>34066471no its boobs you fucking moron
>>34066466Nice tits, sorry I can’t give you the negative attention you want
>>34066448Why do bears look like cute pet dogs when they can murder you in cold blood at even moderate proximity?
saggy pancakes
I've heard all about what you can do. But I've got to know, is it true?
>>34066421fI could be cute in theory but in reality I'm not living up to my potential, so maybe a 5
>>34066472Ok well they're great boobs just seemed like a sus website.
>>34066477the fuck do you want from me
>>34066474Only polar bears do that.The rest only eat people if starving or cubs around
>>34066486polar bears are so tuff
i hate you all so fucking much
>>34066478yes and no
>>34066489breh
>>34066489what's wrong with you
>>34066494Stop talking down to her. Your momma needs to smack you heard.
>>34066421F. 6/10. I look okay.
unreal.
>>34066500huh?
>>34066494she's a foid on atoga and you expect her to be stable?
Was anyone on here alive in the Middle Ages?
>>34066502>cries about getting a B>admits her stomach looks weird but posts anyways>posts her tits afteri do not understand woman logic
i hate you i hate you i hate you
>>34066504>posts her tits afterhow were they? Im a tummysexual so the tummy pic wasnt it
what should I jack off to before I bedrot the day away
>>34066509How about you give me 25 pushups, maggot.
>>34066509the shego beach r34
>>34066503I was flipping bricks for Mansa Musa before y'all even became a type one civilization.
>>34066488Polar bears actually look like killers with their long snouts. Grizzlies still look cute as adults.
i want to die i hate you all so much
>>34066516Don't die.
>>34066421Objectively an 8But when I'm feeling myself, a 10.When I'm depressive and self-loathing, like a 3.
>>34066516calm the fuck down
>>34066503yeah, I was a half blind anchoress with severe apple allergy, which is why I specialized in apple embroidery to make up for it
>>34066516You don't die. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7KXcSn2wBU
it's suicidal ideations season
>>34066465I have 3200 hours and I’m doing another run.
>>34066512Finally something up my alley>>34066511Can I do it later>>34066516You'll be alright <3Ignore the mean cunts I also hate most people here desu
>>34066526Jesus I stopped after 2.3k
why cant i just be pretty
>>34066421F. 8/10 in clothes, 5/10 naked.
Do women dislike having slow sex at the end of a day? Maybe the male is tired but you've initiated something and he doesn't want to refuse you.
>>34066535Same
i dont want to live anymore there is no fucking point im going to be alone forever
>>34066537Slow sex is great. Lazy or unenthusiastic sex isn't. The difference is huge.
>>34066534Shouldn't have gotten fat in your developing years.
>>34066538Dressing well and being good with makeup feel extremely transformative. Also, I personally feel that it's my weird lumpiness around my chest and tummy that make me lose so many points while naked, so well fitting stuff smooths me out.
>>34066531It’s my comfort game, hehe
>>34066540Real, I wish I'd just accepted this sooner and given up
>>34066540Call 988 if you're in America. You need someone to talk to.
>>34066534You are pretty.
>>34066547Dark Souls is your comfort game? Bruh I don't want to know what your non-comfort game isTbf this is a comfort game for me also https://youtu.be/G1epx7Fsv7Q>>34066534You are, you're just having a rough time
>>34066540God how embarrassing must it be to be pity baiting on 4chan of all places? This works way better on other platforms.
>>34066540ironic that if you had a bf to manic vent to, he wouldnt let you spiral like this
I should've just gone to work todayWhy am I such a retard
>>34066555kekno, he would let you walk out in the middle of your episode, not answer your calls or texts and leave you alone to wallow in misery. such a great guy. totally clutch
>>34066555>>34066559NTA but if you harass a mentall ill person to the point they act like this then it is your responsibility and as a bystander you cant act holier than thou. Kitten poster clearly has a pure heart at her core but it didnt get as much attention as her mental health issues so you all focused on poking those issues. She constantly explodes and you act like you all arent in some way responsible when youre provoking thoise issues. Shes talked about her passions many times before and like one or two anons would ever even acknowledge them. Sure she shouldnt ask so many retarded tween questions but you all keep engaging with them and encouraging her to spiral downwards.
>>34066552My non-comfort games are RDR2 and Cyberpunk and those type of games. Follow the yellow line! Follow the next prompt, do not deviate! You are running out of time, you are dying but not really that’s just the story and it doesn’t connect with the gameplay at all, follow the yellow fucking line, okay so this is the good part; there is a chase scene comping up, but the traffic is scripted so do not deviate! 10/10 because nerds like the voice and it has that one good song. Your comfort game can’t be real lol
>>34066561>10/10 because nerds like the voice and it has that one good song.LolNot played those two but they look pretty sick>Your comfort game can’t be real lolIt is lol, the devs wanted to make a Resident Evil/Silent Hill for kids https://youtu.be/nKprZorlK2o?si=v36JVp-6_HRJdpLxI also find Alice: Madness Returns oddly comforting
>>34066560You already samefagged like this and got exposed lolWhy are you doing this again?
>>34066563>newfag can't into pasta posting
Took an uber home this morning for my walk of shame, am I a girl now togies?
>>34066560>you all keep engaging with them and encouraging her to spiral downwards4chan is full of trolls and bullies unfortunatelyTbh this isn't the best place to post when your mental health is bad
>>34066564Oh, that was her original post? That was pretty funny. My bad.
>>34066562Haha I can’t believe it. Do you like scary games?
>>34066567you shall be forgiven this time
What is for brekky? Maple sauage and eggs with buscuits and gravy.
>>34066568I'm a scaredy cat but I like stuff with creepy ambience/atmosphere and psychological themes that borders on horror but isn't explicitly horror, if you get me
>>34066570Dick. I am sucking dick for breakfast.
>>34066570Didn't have dinner last night or brekky, should probably have something for lunch at least though
>>34066571I really do. I’m too scared for scary games, but I like atmosphere or psychological horror.
i fell in love with a women who showed me basic kindness AGAIN
>>34066570a frozen burger from the dollar store
>>34066574Based, you understand then lolYeah I don't like gore and stuff that's too gratuitous and in your face. I find psychological themes and unsettling atmosphere more intriguing. That's why a lot of stuff like horror games/shows geared towards kids are great, because they have to toe the line and be more creative with it >>34066575What was she like
I'm a bit puzzled at this girl in my yoga class. I saw her yesterday for the first time but she put her mat really close to me (even though there was space), she said hi and goodbye when entering and leaving and the weirdest thing is that we clean the mats when we end and she cleaned my mat without me saying anything.She's probably just like that since it's not like she gave me an opening to talk to her but I'm a bit puzzled. She was very cute too.
>>34066580yeah, she probably is just like that beaten puppy energy
>>34066444>navel above waistMale or pulling back several inches of loose skin
>>34066583she did say she's got a consultation for lose skin removal, which I'd assume wouldn't be a topic if it wasn't severe
>>34066575love is mutual. you became infatuated
>>34066570Bacon, egg, and cheese with syrup on French toast.
>>34066570i want that. i just had a cosmic brownie and i might have an egg later
>>34066560bitch shut the fuck up. kittenposter is an attention loving pitywhore. "pure heart" LMAO you are getting played
>>34066580are you M or Fsounds like she's very nice at least>>34066570fuck it I'm just gonna live on coffee and cigarettes today
>>34066540ok bye bye
Sometimes I just wonder if what’s the point of being in a relationship honestly. It’s not fun when you feel like you have to walk on eggshells all the time.
>>34066421f. 7/10 in general but 9/10 if compared to my age group
>>34065059Chat GPT told me vaginal muscles are not strong enough to crush an egg. I do not believe it. Can a brave femanon give it a go and mythbunk?
>>34066594You shouldn't feel that way in a healthy relationship.
>>34066594sounds like you are in a bad relationship. i personally would choose no relationship over a bad one but other people are more desperate.
>>34066594You could strive to become a normal person whose existence doesn't disgust and horrify a potential partner
>>34066594No lie. It is also no fun when you feel like you are single but are saposedly 'in a relationship'
>>34066421F, 3/10, slightly below average and OK with it
>>34066594A good relationship should quickly feel more comfortable than that.
>>34065834Because you’re a chicken
>>34066602Do you at least eat pussy well?
>>34065834Shouldn't have sabbotaged it if it was something you actually wanted. Someone will get tired of the rhettoric and leave.
Megan Fox toe thumb
>>34066605I'm straight, why would I want to eat pussy?I have male-dominated hobbies and I'm confident about approaching so I've been able to pair up with men despite of their looks-oriented preferences.
>>34066611sounds like you got upset with her over literally nothing which caused her to spiral out
>>34066612I made an assumption based on the way you evaluated yourself, sorry.
>>34066609prime example how a single imperfection is enough to destroy something otherwise perfect if its severe enough
>>34066611It honestly sounds like you're the problem. She's about to spend the whole night with you and just wants a few minutes to herself. Even if upsetting, there's no reason to keep it going. Verbalize your problem, talk through it, learn from it.
>>34066611>walking on eggshellslmaoalso it sounds like you won and taught that freak not to shittest you ever again!
>>34066617Goodnight Moon has old lady hands and I can't unsee it.
>>34066618>She's about to spend the whole night with you and just wants a few minutes to herselfI mean if by the whole night, you mean we talked for less than a couple hours, then sure, I guess?
>>34066623she also looks like the girl I was head over heels into and got ghosted by so I cant watch her anymore
>>34066594I know everyone is saying you shouldn't do this, but genuinely what's so hard about it?You aren't working 14 hours in a coal mine to stay alive you fucking bum you're trying not to come off as a weirdo, it's not hard.
A relationship should feel like home, it should feel safe and comforting. I know I'm going to die alone, I could never be truly comfortable or open up around any human being
>I need to feel comfortable because ???I haven't felt human happiness since age 9, most men don't, it's called growing up.You are letting Disney movie notions of love that cannot exist for 99% of people hold you back.
>>34066421M8.7/10
>>34066631>haven't felt human happiness since age 9, most men don't, it's called growing up>love that cannot exist for 99% of peopleI don't think most people are like us bro I think we're just traumatised and depressedIt's very bizarre to me too but most people seem to actually like being alive and find love
>>34066631>hold you backFrom what exactly? I could find a soulless humanoid creature today if I wanted to. But I don't.
>>34066634Those people that are "Alive" and "Finding love" are doing exactly what you're afraid to. They're pretending. Life is about pretending. They've grown up. You haven't.>>34066636Then you are a fembrained groid who is voluntarily holding out over unrealistic expectations and cannot complain.
>>34066638>They're pretendingI don't think everyone is pretending to be happy and enjoy life lol>exactly what you're afraid toSure, that's a part of it too. But I also don't think most people feel a sense of dread and foreboding when doing simple tasks or interacting with others
>>34066630>I could never be truly comfortable or open up around any human beingAlternatively, you could try to grow and change as a person instead of staying exactly the same your entire stagnant life.It's your life. You do you. Just saying that there's options.
>>34066638>They're pretendingYeah I know, and I can never be like them.
When did men start being the ones wanting marriage and children?When I was growing up the joke was always that women pressure men to get married and are the only ones who want kids. But now women who want to be DINKs for life or never want to settle down are failures? Is it a millennial vs. Gen Z thing?
>>34066647Both
>>34066638>They're pretending. Life is about pretending. They've grown up. You haven't.No. Once again, you're confusing social media with real life again.Happiness is not a mat that sits on they doorstep or a trophy on their shelf. It's momentary.I carry a tremendous amount of sadness, loneliness, grief, and misery that I struggle with. But I also can't help but notice that I seem to be the only one walking around the supermarket with a smile on my face, a skip in my step, and a song in my heart.I'm happy. I love. It's far from impossible.
>>34066647>millennial vs. Gen Z thingProbably. Gen Z foids grew up viewing moids like dead weight and moids thinking that all women are whores
>>34066647Women are realising that they don't need us in modern day and that most men are unattractive, so unless they can score rich chad it's preferable to stay single or date another woman
Men are checking out of society at an alarming rate
>>34066647In current year there are no male social spaces and pretty much every hobby and passtime of young men is demonized, if you don't have a wife and kids post college you're pretty much shut out of society.
>>34066654What's the endgame for elites? If men see no incentive to work like here >>34066653 the elites won't get paid also. Cull more men, so the elites have more foids for themselves?
