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This thread is /aaaa/ - Ask Another Asshole Anything.
Rules:
- Follow site and board rules
- Wear atoga

Thread theme:
No whining edition.
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What made y'all "assholes"? Whats the backstory?
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>>34066706
what happened to the last thread?
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idk
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>>34066725
Gone. Eviscerated from existence. Some retard posted the alien photo again and janny had to wipe it forever.
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>>34066733
>posted the alien photo again and janny had to wipe it forever.
Care to expand?
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>>34066733
>the alien photo
wtf
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>>34066721
Maybe dude snuck a chick into his girls house and she told on him.
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Sorry for posting again but the thread got nuked and I couldn't see any replies:

I'm a bit puzzled at this girl in my yoga class. I saw her yesterday for the first time but she put her mat really close to me (even though there was space), she said hi and goodbye when entering and leaving and the weirdest thing is that we clean the mats when we end and she cleaned my mat without me saying anything.
She's probably just like that since it's not like she gave me an opening to talk to her but I'm a bit puzzled. She was very cute too. Should I try to talk to her the next day?
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>>34066738
You showed up to yoga class as a lone man? Nobody said anything?
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>>34066738
You had no opening during hi and goodbye?
Do you know anything about?>>34066733
What alien photo? Is this vural marketing for the spiepberg movie?
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>>34066751
Yeah it’s vural markalong far le spepberg muby.
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I stopped reading bros text messages when he started blowing my shit up after I broke up with him.
Didn't even open those mf'rs.
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The best relationships are the ones where you make it up together as you go along

Thoughts?
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https://youtu.be/JdqBmeg4XmY
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>>34066760
Yes, I agree.
Best relationship (should be one relationship) is also one where you met each other in high school or middle school. If you missed out on that, good luck finding a good gf/wife in your adult years where every leftover female expects you to be a millionaire. Copers will deny this though and say that you can find love at any age when they are still single in their 30s lol
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>>34066744
Yes, why would they? I've been going for a while now, I wanted to become more flexible.
>>34066751
Not really, the hit was when we were setting up, and our class is very quiet so it feels inappropriate to try and chat up someone.
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I’m sad I missed the boobs
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>>34066774
did catposter get the thread nuked?
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>>34066775
I assume that’s what did it, yes
Only fair. It is against da rules
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>>34066760
>>34066766
You guys are the copers. Everyone is coping at this point
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>>34066766
Did you find someone in middle school?
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>>34066775
>>34066777
What tard nukes the whole thread instead of a poster who did it?
Must be earning top dollar for that kind of work
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>>34066788
No, I have just accepted the reality of my situation. I missed out on true love, but so did a lot of people.
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Is this the next atoga thread now or what is going on?

>>34066775
>>34066777
Cat poster, as in the old fuck who is all dainty and stuff?
What did she post?
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>>34066760
>you make it up together
What did anon mean with this?

>>34066766
>Best relationship (should be one relationship) is also one where you met each other in high school or middle school.
What an utterly bizarre cope.
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>>34066799
Kittenposter, actually
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>>34066801
Oh that is not surprising, she's retarded and quite annoying.
But again, what did she do?
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>>34066799
Kittenposter. Either not the same or schizo because they you'd eachother.
Posted tummy pic and link to booba
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>>34066800
It's not bizarre at all. It's how your ancestors did it and they stayed together until death. You grow up with someone and you truly know them, instead of marrying a stranger in your 30s then finding out something crazy about their past or they just get bored of you and leave you/cheat on you.
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>>34066809
Sounds like a skill issue on your end.
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>>34066812
The phenomenom of broken families is a recent thing for a reason. Up until 1960, it wasn't normal for people to sleep around and switch out their partners on a whim. Single mothers and sluts were shamed for the benefit of society.
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>>34066819
Ok, incel.
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>>34066819
>t. born in 2001
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Plap
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>>34066721
Backstory is I tried to go to /atoga/ because I had a question and it showed up on catalog but took me to archive, and there was no new thread, so I made one but then I forgot about it and forgot my question.
>>34066820
>>34066833
You are kind of just coping about him saying facts
People who say "20 is way too young to marry" are bizarre
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>>34066846
>I forgot about it and forgot my question.
That's actually good, it would have sucked.
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>>34066850
You suck.
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You assholes gonna try dating apps in 2026? I've been telling myself "this time I'll try okcupid for real" since Halloween while not even making an account
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>>34066846
You're 20 and still in high school? Makes sense
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>>34066855
if i make it to 35-40 ill go for okcupid and just kms
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>>34066857
Bit early in the thread for troonposting isn't it?
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>>34066738
Most likely nothing or perhaps a meet cute you'll think about fondly in the future. Might as well try it.
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>>34066860
Well you're here so apparently not
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>>34066846
lol, zoomers.
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>>34066865
sheeeeeeeeeeesh dis diddy bluh ahhhhhh auntie frfr rn????
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How to cope with the fact I'm not an effortlessly chic French woman?
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>>34066868
So you're saying I need to look at 50+ women for sex without shitty consequences?
Damn...
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Place feels weird without any namefags posting
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>>34066869
French women instinctively repulse me
>>34066870
That or you could stop being a tryhard psychopath but we all know that won't happen
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>>34066706
I am bored as fuck at work and I still have 6 hours to the shift, anyone got something to talk about?
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>>34066872
>being a tryhard psychopath
lmao who hurt you?
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>>34066871
Hey man what's up wanna hear some vague bitching about my uninteresting interpersonal problems daddy-o?
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>>34066706
how do I become an asshole and not feel bad about my behavior immediately after or ever?
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>>34066874
Given you're spewing non-comebacks from 2008 it seems obvious that I've hurt you just by saying it how it is.
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>>34066876
oxygen deprivation I'd assume
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>>34066868
You guys are so easily aroused to anger
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>>34066870
>50+

Yeah actually. Those are the most fun and have the least string attached. You want a divorced 50 yo as a fuck buddy.

>can’t get pregnant
>if they have kids, they’re already grown
>they divorce raped their ex husband and have their own job so they got money
>they know damn well that if you are <40 you aren’t interested in a LTR and it’s just for fun
>perimenopausal which means their sex drive is through the roof
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>>34066882
Were you merely le pretending?
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>>34066883
This guy will fuck grannies before he will give up on being a sitcom stereotype lmao
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>>34066886
Great thread so far junior
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>>34066877
>spewing non-comebacks from 2008
You mean calling a random guy "tryhard psychopath" for making a joke? Yeah, that was a bit overboard. :)

>>34066883
First have to meet an attractive woman at that age though and it seems more like younger women being into me instead.
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>>34066871
I can start making it more obvious, if you want.
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REAL THREAD

>>34066740
>>34066740
>>34066740

REAL THREAD
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>>34066889
Dude I had one buy me a whole wardrobe of clothes and offered to buy me a Ducati but I turned her down. All I had to do was stuff her every night and hang out with her granny friends and look pretty. Was way better than tripping over other dudes trying to fuck the same girl my age.
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>>34066899
How did you meet her?
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>>34066899
Good little whore
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>>34066868
how many plan Bs does it take to abort when you are a month and a half behind on your period?

the answer is 10.
we made it, senpai. this gon be the worst period ever.



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