Spacefaring EditionIn this thread, we attempt to ask the other guys and/or girls anything.Previously: >>34061885
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Is it normal for men to have sexual fantasies about their daughters?
>>34066738Of course you should.
Girls, what does period blood taste like?
>>34066742No. I’d probably snitch on a man like that to his wife.
>>34066745Like an abortion
>>34066747Thank god there are decent people in this world
Why do women prefer men with shorter hair?
>>34066750Thanks. I think most people are at least that decent.Only problem is that a man like that is more likely to share that with a shitty man than a decent man.
Who are typically the first ones to lose their fantastical dreams as they get older, men or women?
plap
>>34066767Both
>>34066743I think I'm going to see if she's similarly friendly next day and if so I'll try to approach it. My class is very quiet and I don't wanna be the guy who is trying to hit on. Plus I legit think I'm just imagining things, she's way too cute for somebody like me.
>>34066796I doubt you’re imagining things.It’s too soon to ask her out, most likely, but keep talking to her and see where it goes.
>wedding anniversary coming up tomorrow >already got plans and a nice gift and stuff arranged>been playing it dumb like I forgot our anniversary >she doesn’t know I already took care of everything How do I get her to seethe and rage the most about me “forgetting” before I drop the reveal?
>>34066811I feel sorry for your gf.You sound very mentally ill.Relationships aren't a competition.
>>34066811How long have you two been married? That sounds super annoying.
Femanons, do you have hotwife energy?
>>34066825There's no such thing as that. Made up terms by retarded idiots
>>34066817>>34066821We’ve been pranking each other since we’ve been together, trust me when I say this is tame compared to some of the tortures we’ve inflicted on each other.
>>34066842TMI
Why'd the last one get deleted?
>>34066811Damn dude it's my wedding anniversary tomorrow too, what are the oddsAlso just keep playing dumb, that's all you need to do
Weekend is herehope the blondes have a good one
>>34066863tfw no jiggle capability :(
>>34066885I doubt there’s really no jiggle at all
>>34066885flat blondes are good too
>>34066825Define it.
>>34066900ignore him, he's been jerking of to cuck porn again
>>34066825I don’t know what that is
Why do gays want to sniff balls and musky male scents while women don't
>>34066902Oh, of course it's a porn thing.
>>34066908I'm a woman and I've mentioned ITT how great it is to huff bf balls for years.
>>34066767With all the pedos and creeps, women obviously
>>34066740State gender, what are some of the defining experiences of your life
>>34066742Biological daughter, no.Otherwise, yes.
>>34066900>>34066906Hotwives are women who like to cuck ther husbands with bulls. They have a confident sexually liberated attitude and have fully embraced being a sex goddess vixen.
My boyfriend is really hard to buy for. Not into shoes, clothes, cologne, legos, etc. He is big into nature and hiking though so this year as his main gift I got him a scholar’s stone / gongshi. I picked out one that I thought he could end up making a whole setup out of, it’s pretty sizeable and heavy so it was kind of expensive. Critique my gift please because I’m starting to second guess myself
>>34066742>fantasiesAbsolutely not normal.Unwanted intrusive thoughts have been reported. Generally when fathers are forced to recognize the fact that their daughters are becoming women, they feel uncomfortable reconciling their feelings for women for their feelings for their child. The expression of that varies.It helps if he has a healthy appreciation for women beyond sexual objects.
>>34066888Can confirm 0 jiggle wearing a sports bra
>>34066917Nope, ew. Me and my virginity will stay mortal
>>34066914MAs much as I hate to admit it, downloading discord in 2018 and start joining 4chan servers.
>>34066913If men weren't aware of pedos we likely wouldn't be constantly advocating for their execution
>>34066924But without the sports bra? I doubt my male gaze would perceive truly no jiggle whatsoeverPlus, you still have legs and a butt
>>34066924>sports braThere are other things that can jiggle.Just gotta slap well enough.
This is the thread.
>>34066914>State gender, what are some of the defining experiences of your lifeChatroomsOverly stressing over things is stupid, very unnecessary and detrimental to your health. Not listening to your siblings and parents advice.Not trusting your intuition and gut instincts
>>34066920its fine
>>34066920How about gifting him a roleplay?
>>34066807Seems very forward of her, but I guess I'll know next time. Appreciate the advice anon!
>>34066914You wouldn’t believe me if I told you, and if you did believe me you wouldn’t understand the meaning or impact, and I’d just get a bunch of derisive (You)’s belittling the experience.
>>34066920would he like hiking-related small tech stuff? compasses, safety gps, distance lasers? insect repellant? sleeves/leggings? guys usually like it when it actively fits into his hobby
Hello
>>34066920Get him a military grade compass and some Ranger beads and a book on land navigation.
>>34066914M, I have done absolutely nothing but smoke weed and play video games in my room by myself for my entire life.
>>34066941would you consider spilling it if i made a big show of profusely apologizing for making fun of you in the past for opening up
>>34066914shits getting too personal, feel weird sharing
How do I stop getting femcel videos on Youtube?I am a man and do not really engage with any typical women's interests on Youtube, and I mark "do not recommend" every time I see another "men don't get it" or "men are going to be sorry" or "men are so stupid" type video and never click them but they keep popping up
>>34066942>>34066946He has quite literally everything he needs that actually helps with his hobbies. He’s all about being “prepared” so that contributes to making him impossible to buy for
>>34066951youtubes content algorithm isnt really set up to allow individual curation like that, even do not recommend is just bandaid on the hullid get used to it, the femcel dilemma is only getting bigger every year
>>34066956I don't care if it's getting bigger the women are just too LOUD, I only want to watch videos about videogames, music, and obscure physics explained as if to a retard
>>34066951>How do I stop getting femcel videos on Youtube?>I am a man... stop clicking on them?
>>34066928without a bra an almost imperceptible jiggle goes through them if I jump>legs? No jiggle dear god I hope>butt0 jiggle
>>34066944True. Some of the most Sublime Wisdom from the Esoteric Mystery Schools is that men can only achieve the Next Level of enlightenment by being Sodomized.
>>34066927Huh, what’s the connection?
>>34066914M, when my family lost our home in 2008 and meeting my wife in high school >>34066941I wouldn't make fun of you anon>>34066949The anonymity makes it easier to share no?
>>34066941Did that event turn you into a vagueposting attention whore?
>>34066957god, you just dont get itwhy are men so stupidyoull be sorry
>>34066944Incel cucked himself, nothing new
>>34066951How did you even end up in this situation? I'm a femcel and I've never seen a "femcel video">I don't click on themSure Jan
>>34066959>without a bra an almost imperceptible jiggle goes through them if I jumpor like if for some reason you were moving back and forth horizontally
>>34066948It would be a 3 beer conversation and not one I’d be assed to type out on 4chan.
Why are women like this?
>>34066955Does he have a digging knife?
>>34066975invasive, ruthlessly efficient pack hunters?
>>34066977to slit your thot? i mean throat?
>>34066895I love short men (6'0-6'5)
>>34066975Forgot pic
>tries to say bye like 10 times>always thinks of something new to talk aboutwhat does it mean
>>34066986It means you are shitty
>>34066986It means they aren't being forthright with you and have a secret lover
>>34066984bet you thought you did something with thatbut I am in that zone
>>34066983No silly goose, for digging around. I use it for foraging when I’m inna woods. Roots, tubers, mushrooms and the like.
>>34066949Weak femanon.
>>34066987o-okay...
>>34066985Their brains can differentiate fiction from reality. I've read books where people die and I'm OK, no phobias or violent impulses or anything
>>34066914M>catching 9/11 on TV at 6, seeing my classmates freak out about their family in NYC>my mom running away from my dad and breaking the family apart at 7>beginning an illustrious, decades-long shitposting career here at 11>taking in the view from the tops of various churches in western Europe at 15>somehow surviving an insane car crash at 16>a few music festivals from 16-18>getting into drugs (weed and psychedelics) at 17>cohabitating with a girlfriend from 20-23>watching the country go insane over COVID-19 at 24>spending the latter half of my twenties working as my little brother's caregiver>going back to college at 29
>>34066958If only you were capable of reading more one phrase at a time, you could have not made this post.>>34066965burger buttondo not recommend this channel>>34066968>this couldn't be happening because I personally don't have it happenshuttup stinky femcel...>>34066995>Their brains can differentiate fiction from reality.heh
>>34066998>If only you were capable of reading more one phrase at a time, you could have not made this post.Ignore them? You must have watched at least one of those videos at some point if it's feeding them to you this aggressively.
Is having an unpleasant natural vaginal scent the female version of having a small penis? Being a turnoff you can't know before you're about to have sex.
why did God make me love Goth women
>>34066996peak normalfag life experience
>>34067003Cause you're his most retarded soldier
>>34067001Why must women always try to renegotiate the axioms of any question they don't have an answer for, rather than just not reply?Why are you attached to the delusion that I cannot be experiencing this?
>>34067002If your vagina smells like your armpits or without deodorant or the space between your boobs you’re good. Musky pussy is good. Funky pussy is not.
>>34067002Sure
>>34067003>and this one... let's see here>I'll make sure that he's born at a time that will put Danny Phantom on television during his most formative years
>>34067002No, we have gone through this you absolute perv. It's not having an innie and having a slight big clit and or also having small pancake boobs. From all the posts ive seen over the years on 4chins, guys prefer innies, boobs that are big and have a healthy body weight too.
What in the degen cockmunch is this shit >>34066966 How much would this even cost? Do you get a discount for bulk purchases or just a coupon? Holy hell.
>>34067011how the fuck did you know
>>34067006I'm a man. Maybe it's serving you women's gossip videos because you're a little histrionic, butt-bothered goober
>>34067009Electrolights, fruit and water
>>34067015lol bro it's just obviousYou guys are all a certain age and attracted to a very specific style of mid-2000s mall goth
>>34067016Of course you are.
Women are evil for not being nice to me
>>34067021I am. This is getting embarrassing.
>>34067018when I was growing up the main style that was trendy was Emo tho, not goth
>>34066914MGetting my first jobGetting mugged by three dudesShooting my first gunListening to certain albums for the first timeFinding a stag beetle when I was a kidWaiting for ambulance Seeing a young woman have a seizure in front of me when I was a kid in a cramped elevatorDropping out of school Working in healthcare, seeing all sorts of fucked up ppl Realizing I was an emotionally neglectful asshole after breaking up with my ex, and that I was the one at fault for everything that happened Getting really drunk and crying in my brother’s arms and admitting to him that I wish I had never been born
>>34067025I'm sorry you're embarrassed by your own larp.
>>34066914FJoining MMO guilds and various forums and enjoying socializing for the first time in my life.Visiting a classmate for a group project and seeing his highly educated parents helping him and his friends with homework.Finding my friend being harassed by thugs and seeing both of our bfs flee instantly.
I have beard and I rub my face all over my gfs pussy in the morning after it’s been simmering all night long because 1) I like the scent on me throughout the day and 2) it’s thot repellent.
Girls, did you save up for a nosejob this year?
>>34066996Oh, I forgot one:>out-of-body experience following a head injury at 11
>>34066985What's the issue here?She's just being a good girl who wants to be used properly. That's natural.
No seriously, protip to the ladies. Rub your vagina all over your man before he heads out for the day and other women won’t come near him. You think I’m bullshitting but it’s some real deal pheromones shit.
>>34067028>Getting mugged by three dudes???
So I took a look at reddit after a long time, and the front page showed me both "guysbeingdudes" and "galsbeingchicks".>Guysbeingdudes has men doing all sorts of fun stuff like pranks, technological or athletic feats, jokes, etc.>Galsbeingchicks is just women yapping and yapping at the camera and nagging over stupid bullshit like sport bras and a pictureThe second sub was obviously made out of jealousy over the men's, but it's shitty all the same. Such a pity.Why are women like this?
>>34067040>Why are women on Reddit like this?ftfy
>>34067042The content on each sub gets taken from different places all over the internet, meaning women all over the internet are like this.
>>34067039I got mugged early in the morning while walking home when I was 18. Idk it messed me up mentally and kind of shaped how I treat strangers. I should’ve known better but I wasn’t thinking. They basically set up a trap, I thought I was helping some random dude and then two more guys popped up behind me from a hiding spot
>>34066914Not getting into the individual moments but my parents never paid any attention to me because they were too busy handling my challenged siblings and the entire extended family's problems. Predictably, I turned out terrible
>>34067044>Why are women on Twitter, Reddit, Facebook, Instagram and TikTok like this?
>be an """actress""" known for flashing her boobs>beloved by moids>want to get Oscar attention>play an unattractive character in a boxing movie trying to prove that you actually can act and not just walk around undressed>the movie is a flop>immediately get back to flashing boobsI will never get to Hollywood but at least I'm a better actress than her
>>34066914FDog dyingAlmost getting swept out by a ripBeing humiliated by a manHaving sex
>>34067049>and the entire extended family's problemsthat’s the real killer
>look at old photos>come across one that reminds me of a femanon I used to talk with:(
>>34067058?
>>34067059?
>>34067053Lol
>>34067055>Being humiliated by a manWhat happened?
>>34067049>>34067057It is. My childhood was dominated by my disabled little bro's problems, but my extended family thankfully didn't ask much of us.
>>34067033No, I'm saving up for a car and possibly in case of emergencies
>>34067062I had a huge crush on a guy friend who kept flirting with me and going on dates with me and then he ghosted me and only told my other friends that he started dating someone else
>>34067068That motherfucker is evil
>>34066914MLots of things but I want to highlight how finding /atoga/ has literally changed the course of my life
>>34066996>>somehow surviving an insane car crash at 16What happened
>>34067070Mine too lmaoFunny how that shit happens
>>34067070How so
>>34067070How?
>>34067069He's doing much better in life than I am so who cares
>>34067076What's going on in your life that makes you unsatisfied
GenderAre you content with how your 2025 went?
>>34067072>headed to The City to visit my favorite record store on Record Store Day>passing someone on a single lane highway>oncoming traffic is a bit closer than I thought>oh shit I gotta speed up>truck behind me speeds up to like 80mph after I pass them and rear-ends me>my car flies over theirs, slicing through their battery terminal>my airbag never goes off>I white knuckle the steering wheel while my car flips three times, landing on the driver's side>I sit inside the car for what felt like less than a minute but definitely wasn't>I step on the steering column and climb out of my passenger door>an ambulance is already on the scene checking out the overcrowded pickup that rammed me>the EMT does a double-take when he sees me>"I thought you were... I didn't know you were okay!!"
State genderHow do you respond to this?
Women would you eat a penis if it was legal and ethical?
>>34067085jesus thats lucky
>>34067070>>34067073TELL US!!!
>>34067083Not quite. I had some huge setbacks at the beginning of the year and I'm only just starting to get everything back in order. I also put on 16kg in about 6 months, I've only managed to lose 2.
>>34067083MYeah basically.
>>34067088MSummon Mahoraga
>>34067088Call him a nigger
>>34067088MHe would end up buying me a new dinner because we're on cameraAnyway, kid at 0:30 learned an important lesson
>>34067083No>>34067089Yes
>>34067059Hm?Felt pretty self explanatory to me what I said.
>>34067088MAK GO RAMAK GO RAMAKGORA
>>34067100What if this guy >>34067088 comes up to you and steals your penis while you're eating it?
>>34067101It doesn't make sense, was it or was it not a picture of her
Have you ever had a friend or maybe just known somebody who had a pretty decently life and then just colossally fucked everthing up and became like a homeless drug addict or died?
>>34067107Literally me
>>34067090They were luckier!The driver was the only one that got injured, and she only sprained her ankle while slamming on the breaks.The truck was comically overpacked:>mom in driver's seat>daughter in the passenger seat>daughter's two kids (not wearing seatbelts!!) and grandma in a wheelchair in the backseat>three St. Bernard puppies in the kids' lapsand to top it off>dad, brother and son-in-law sitting in the bed, which my car flew directly overThe driver's daughter very calmly told me that this was the fifth time they had been in accident like that in that year alone.The driver tried to sue State Farm for additional money and ended up walking away with nothing.There are easier and less dangerous grifts out there, surely...
>>34067105>It doesn't make senseWhat doesn't make sense to you?It wasn't a picture of her, though I still have those too, but a picture I had sent her.
>>34067107Not directlyI knew a lot of rich kids in school with loving parents who became addicted to zannies and shit
>>34067083Yea, finished training and got hired on, been making a decent amount of money and saving most of it
>>34067092Made me feel less shit about myself, gave me the confidence to move somewhere less shitty
>>34067109>that truckholy shit
>>34067085>the EMT does a double-take when he sees me>>"I thought you were... I didn't know you were okay!!"Thats insane
>>34067085>>passing someone on a single lane highway>>oncoming traffic is a bit closer than I thought>>oh shit I gotta speed up>>truck behind me speeds up to like 80mph after I pass them and rear-ends meI'm confusedWhat is a single lane highway? How did you pass someone?
>>34067104Don't care
>>34066914MOne of my most defining experiences in life is probably getting the shit beaten out of me, and then subsequently getting abandoned, by my entire childhood friend group
>>34067107My cousin. My aunt married a rich motherfucker and gave him a son. This kid had a lambo at 16, went to all the parties, got all the pussy because he had drugs and money. Had a fat trust fund that set him up for life. Motherfucker died of an overdose of Molly with an Xbox controller in his hand and some slut on his cock at 22. I mean, way to go, but shit.
>>34067119NTA but what if he taunts you and holds it up like this?
>>34067122Don't care
>>34067121He lived more than 99% of 4chan.
>>34067121I wish this happened to my cousin. Instead he is terrorizing us because he won't just fucking die
>>34067123what if he agrees to you eating his penis but you have to let him cut out and eat your vagina?
>>34067119>>34067123Hi Swiss
>>34067122Based Ramsey poster.
>setup revanced youtube and youtube music on my phoneWhy the FUCK didn't I do this earlier? I strongly recommend it to all atogans
>>34067118There were of course two lanes total, but I mean that either direction only had one lane.Most highways here have two lanes for either side, so I felt I should clarify.>>34067116I seriously couldn't believe what I was seeing. It was like a fucking clown car.I also neglected to mention what I saw before I climbed out of my car:>the driver is lying on the ground, having fallen out of her seat>"YOU KILLED MY MAMA, YOU SON OF A BITCH!!">I start to frantically apologize and start to accept that I may have committed manslaughter>wait a fucking second is that>daughter is wheeling grandma out of the truck behind her as she screams this at me>everyone is unscathed, this woman is just fucking nuts>>34067118Yeah lmfao! I was like oh cool that guy totally thought I was dead.Who knows how fucking long I was sitting there in shock before I climbed out.I was listening to the radio at the time, and I remember hearing the opening riff from Hot For Teacher playing when I came to my senses.
>tfw was about to take a power nap or just have an early night cause basically pulled an all night and am hungover>tfw a friend just invited me to a xmas party tonightblehh I really cba and honestly don't see myself having a good time (and have work in the morning) but I also don't want to be antisocialshould I just go to the party or should I stay in and chill
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>twitch mod banned me from her streamWtf? I didn't even insult her. The guy who directly made fun of her was still allowed to post
>>34067130personally I just use NewPipe for playing music on my phone from YouTube>>34067107>pretty decent life and then just colossally fucked everthing up and became like a homeless drug addictyes, memy cousin also OD'd on heroin in her 20s which was sad>>34067083no it was terrible
>>34067133Luigi is a murderer and should be given the harshest possible penalty
>>34067131lmfao>>34067133father i am clicking the book but nothing is happening
>>34067124It was crazy, he embezzled $250k from his dads bank accounts to fuck off and travel for the summer and my aunt got all pissy about it and he was like “ahh boys will be boys” and let it slide.
>>34066914M, idk if I have any desu, it's all a blur>>34066742>Is it normal for men to have sexual fantasies about their daughters>>34066811>How do I get her to seethe and rage the most about mewhy are you guys like this>>34066741https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfxNJPDQ7XI
>>34067135you're an idiot for caringyou're also an idiot for not realizing women are always surrounded by simp geezers who work to isolate their target from competition
How can I find out if a moid is already taken, I don't wanna get too invested in him
>>34066863boinggg boinggg (the hair obvs)>>34066849I made the last one but then got b& so the jannies prolly nuked it>>34067140$250k for a summer of travelling? was he doing colombian cocaine off hookers in a palace?
>>34067143Ask him if he has a girlfrienddo you also need a tutorial on how to drink water?
Femanons, what are your thoughts on chastity cage teasing and sph? Would that be something you'd try?
He's back!https://worldcam.live/en/webcam/pasieka-bociany
speaking of women and their need for tutorials, do women provide instructions to each other on how to take cock
>>34067148Who is this handsome Polish bird
>>34067143>How can I find out if a moid is already takenjust ask if he has a gf, pretty innocuous question>>34067088eating the kid's ice cream was diabolical xD I hope he said it was a prank afterwards and got em another lol
>>34067142She did read lots of my comments and I never paid her anything kek
>>34066863she's gorgeous who is she
>>34067143Ask him if he's dtf, if he's single he's going to decline, if he's available he might say yes
>>34067145He's my coworker, I don't think I can just ask him
>>34067150He's back in the nest after like 3 days
>>34067143>hey, are you single?You will have made that guy's month regardless of his answer. Worst he can say is "no"
>>34067155What the fuck do you mean you can't ask him?Do you think he's gonna like shit himself and then commit suicide if you do?
How can i tell if a girl has large or small areolas?
>>34067155women have all the power in the dynamic but still can’t do it lol
>>34067144This is all second hand from my aunt but his dad was clearing $50 mill a year and my cousin snuck it out the expense account somehow with the unlimited company credit card. The private jet costs alone were $90k. His dad was one of those absent fathers that chucked money at real life problems till they went away.
>>34067156Happy for him. Nice stork
>>34066947sounds better than my life desuI've done that a lot but more drinking and watching anime>>34067155nta but you can, loads of co-workers have asked me before (and some were just making platonic chat), you can play it off as small talk
>>34067155
>>34067165>play it off as small talkOk, guess I'll just wait for an opportunity
>>34067143If he looks happy and content and walks around without looking at other women or a care in the world. A good woman will do that to a man.
If a man has a type but doesn't marry his type, will he always long for that? Will it always haunt his mind?
>>34067166This should really be required reading for every single user of this site
I hope all the foids here wake up tomorrow covered in dildos
>>34067143Lock the fuck in and cyber stalk him or stalk him in person. Or just befriend him first.
>>34067137Newpipe broke for me so I switched to pipepipe, but it seems like newpipe was patchedI listen to a lot of youtube podcasts on pipepipe but I like revanced for youtube music
>>34067166But what if the dog doesn't want to
>>34067170Why do you keep asking this? Did you date a man who explicitly woke you up one night and said "You are not my type. I've had the same type since I was 5 and saw her on Cartoon Network... you will never be her." Then he just went back to bed like nothing?WHY ARE YOU ASKING
>>34067054>>beloved by moidsIt's very forced, like Sabrina being marketed as some sex symbol. I wouldn't be surprised if they had the same marketing team.I think her movie flopped more because the biographical genre and fighter genre is overdone at this point. The Rock's The Smashing Machine movie flopped, too.
>>34067178I am mentally ill and trying to avoid asking him for reassurance constantly.
>>34067176>Newpipe broke for meit kinda did for me too, just install the latest apk and you should be good to gobut as long as you got a working solution we gucci>>34067132any advice on this pls cause I better let my friend know in the next few mins lolI'm leaning on staying home and having an early night, I will probably just be mostly awkwardly standing around wishing I was home if I went to the party desu
>>34067170It’s going to sound like a cliche, but coming from a divorced man, marry your best friend. Morals, values, sense of humor, the willingness or even enthusiasm to indulge in those certain sexual predilections that everyone has is way more important than whatever checks in the box or type you got. Heed my words or lose half your shit in 10 years when you get sick of each other.
>>34067127Not her>>34067126No
Moid hands rubbing my inner thighs
>>34067159I don't think you can unless you see them naked or wearing very sheer clothing.Is the surprise not a little fun?
>>34067164YeahI'd like to see a white strok live but I've never been to Europe
>>34066914F>traveling to home country (3rd world/developing) during childhood summers>trauma years 5-8>move, get bullied in elementary school>join cultural school where I meet best friends ever>first crush/puppy love on older guy 8th grade, Limerence develops >myspace>runescape>high school (loner experience/personal interest development)>college (come out of shell, experience alcohol and parties and weed)>first relationship >traumatic af/transformstive af relationship for almost a decade>breakup>move out>solo travel retreat experienceI’ll leave it there.
>>34067189Why do you want cheeto dust between your legs?
>>34067189Moid hands toying at the edges of your underwear?
even i readodd i watch
>>34067054I don't care about movies and I'm not going to start caring. I have absolutely no interest in what other people think nor do I evaluate people based on how popular they seem to be (that's women thinking... I'm a guy.)I just see this and feel fuzzy inside and my brain goes "I want to marry that"your jealousy is meaningless to the irrationality of the attraction. the seething accusations of her character are futile.
>fire alarm goes off>before I leave, I instinctively grab an extra coat for my foid friend/neighbor in a LDRI'm thinking I do need to cut her off
>>34067191No it’s not. You women and your push up bra black magic. I see a great pair of tits when they are in the bra and in the outfit. You even do the thing on a date where you rest your tits on the table because I’m trying to play it cool and not look but you want me to look. And then when the bra comes off it’s like two suicide notes staples to your chest. Mournful tits. Saggy floppers that I don’t want anywhere near my face. Looking like two tennis balls shoved into a pair of socks. Goddamn, just go without a bra so I know what I’m getting.
booba
>>34067191>Is the surprise not a little fun?Admittedly yeh, it kind of is>>34067204not me
>>34067200just tell yourself you're being a thoughtful gentleman and in the future, cut yourself off immediately to women who are not actually available.
>>34067204I am a man.
>>34067199Moids should really learn how corsets work. She would't look like this without a corset
>>34067049I’m really sorry. You deserve love and care and attention
>>34067207>Admittedly yeh, it kind of isGlad you agree.
>>34067083Content? Yes. Happy? No. This year was heavy, energetically.
>>34067208>just tell yourself you're being a thoughtful gentlemanThere really is a fine line between simp and gentleman and I swear 90% of is intent.
>>34067199nice tits
>>34067212how corsets work for moi>women put thing called corset on>my thing goes sproingdone
Shut the fuck up, bitch. *plap plap plap*
>>34066914MHaving two absent parents who would always scream and fight in the few rare times they were both together around me made me a shut-in AVPD borderline schizoid man who is scared of women.
Would be cool if I could go a single day of my stupid life without thinking about boobs and legs and ass and pussy and necks and eyes and hair and lips.
>>34067132Go! I know what it feels like to want to pick the comfort route and not go to things but I feel like a Xmas party is cute. Worst case just show up stay an hour and leave! Have fun girl <3
>>34067220This, but unironically
I wish I had ANY fruits at home...
>>34067189hawt>>34067198get reading boy>>34067132shit I just found out my crush will be there thoevens I stay home and have an early night, odds I go to the party
whoa did you guys just see that?that guy just plapped that woman! right in the thread!be careful, femanons.
>>34067212probably my missing black top with the tie straps
>>34067223don't forget their nibble-worthy ears and grabbable hips
>>34067225nvm I can't read
>>34066914M, in 3rd grade, during recess one day, I looked around and realized I had nobody to play with, and wondered if people didn't like me. That was the start of it all.
>>34067184Does religion count as a moral or value?
>gf is rich and spent $2k on me for Christmas gifts>I can barely afford to spend more than $300 on herI feel like shit
>>34067054>beloved by moidslol, lmao. Sydney Sweeney is mostly liked by moids in the sense that she makes fat black women angry, which is hilarious. Do we actually like HER? I mean I've got nothing against her but I never think of her outside of the context of "haha she pisses those people off," and I think most men feel the same way.>but she's hothot women are a dime a dozen in media, plenty of hot women are despised by men, being hot can get you attention but not adoration.>the movie is a flopno shit, men will not go to a navel gazing oscar bait slop film. If Sweeney wanted men to go see her movie she should've fought zombies or aliens in a skintight outfit, Milla Jovovich did that for most of her career and she's made more money and has more fans than Sweeney ever will, Jovovich had a 300 million box office with her shitty Resident Evil movie in her mid 40s, if she got her 50 something ass in that outfit again for another movie she'd do it again easy. Am I trying to shit on Sweeney? No, I'm shitting on you for thinking ass and tits are the only thing that men fall in love with.>I'm a better actress than herYes femanon you probably are, but that's like me saying I'm a better actor than Stallone, it's likely also true, but in the grand scheme of things irrelevant.
>>34067224>Have fun girl <3thanks queen>Go!ok imma stop being moody and get ready and meet my fren at pub first
>>34067220It's literally designed to trick moids and harm woman's bones but it somehow still works
My mood today:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdCHlJoAP8I
>>34067221You shut the fuck up, bitch.*peg peg peg*
>>34067235Sucks to suck poorfag
>>34067225I'd unironically fuck him as a straight dude but atoga just loves to insist that everyone who picks left over right is gay or a coping bisexual
>>34067225Oh to be this skinny, but I’m afraid I never will be, and the last time I was even close to this was like, age 14? Lol
>>34067235I spent like $100 on my wife of 10 years, what the hell do you people even spend that much money on?
>>34067234Yeah, thought that was implied. Question is does it have to be your specific brand of religion. You might want to have some wiggle room there.
F, and yes, Sydney Sweeney is hot. I don’t have any qualms about men finding her hot. She exudes effortless and natural femininity. A little trite, but so what?
>>34067244Well, I mean... fucking a man as a man is a little gay
>>34066914I like reading these because it reminds me some people have childhoods that actually didn't suck too bad.
>>34067246Yea but you don't like her ?
>>34067054I'm pretty sure if I asked all my male friends and family members for their thoughts on Sydney Sweeney that almost none of them would even know who she is.
>>34067251you make it what you can, regardless of circumstances. some of us repress traumatic memories and they don't come out for years.
>>34067235That is both too much.
>>34067247>You might want to have some wiggle room there.How much
>>34067244F and these are unironically my types in men and women.What kind of bisexuality is this? Twinks and Tortas?Anyway yes you are also bisexual anon. Get real. Wake up and accept your reality.
>>34067252For context she hates jewelry and hates new clothing, so the usual things to sink money into for women are off the table for me.
>>34067259>Twinks and Tortas?Sounds like a very strange pen and paper RPG set in Los Angeles or possibly Austin
>>34067260Isn't she the fat one, or is she the retard who argues with her 5 year old
I hope that by this time next year, I have a gf I can buy ~$200 silk pajamas for
>>34067244You're just a fucking faggot in denial. The fatty doesn't even look that bad.
>>34067191Yeah it is an adrenaline rush wondering what he is going to think of my boobs, and from what I understand, what our nipples and aerolas look like is some of kind gender-wide database for men
>>34067259Being bisexual as a man is kinda dull, there aren't actually any feminine men irl so you're just kinda straight by default.
>>34067235this happened to me.I explained to her that really really need her to spend much less on gifts for me. that I'm poor and I come from a poor family and since I was 6 I would request just basic things like a new pair of shoes to replace the ones I was outgrowing for christmas so that the burden of gift-giving was alleviated from my parents and that receiving anything more causes unbearable guilt.and that unbearable guilt without the ability to return the value piles on like crazyso please don't get me anymore gifts.And although I didn't tell her, I also am extremely repelled by a lot of material ownings because my parents, likely due to being poor, were hoarders and my childhood was a constant state of clutter, and in exchange I literally value having the bare minimum just to maximize empty space.I picked up extra part time work and gave her the best gifts of labor and love rather than monetary value to try to compensate as much as I could because I know women don't actually hear you when you explain these thingsand she still dumped $2k gifts on me and I had spend an afternoon by myself in my car just screaming at myself to process.the relationship didn't last
>>34067257I mean if your catholic maybe not be too picky if she’s Lutheran or Protestant or whatever. Any brand of Christian should do right? Same book. You are never going to align %100 with someone but if you can get to %80+ then I’d say your good to go.
>>34067244I mixed up garterbelt and corset for some reason, but the webm I posted is a girl (female)
>>34067274>but the webm I posted is a girl (female)thank god. I really didn't want to believe that was a mangarter belts are so insanely hot
>>34067274Too skinny for a girl / 10....
>>34067272Thats fine I thought you meant Catholic and Jewish
Sabrina Carpenter's pretty hotshe's retarded and her music sucksbut I like her soft legs and blonde hair
>>34067269This is true. We are fascinated by them.What are yours like
>>34067278Oh yeah fuck no man, that ain’t gonna work. I know that and I’m not even religious.
>>34067278That's more like another building across town than wiggle room lol
>>34067285>>34067289Why?
>>34067285What's funny is that I bet some Protestants would be comfortable marrying Jews
why do women dislike waifus if they filter undesirable men?
>>34067278And I would even go so far as to say agnostic (no atheists obviously) because those are just blank slates with no judgement or preconceived notions. Corinthians 7:14
>>34067290They're completely incompatible religions.Christianity revolves around the belief that the Jewish messiah already showed up, and Judaism contends that he still hasn't shown up yet.Both religions believe they are the true followers of the Jewish god for very different reasons, basically.
>>34067292I have the same question except about porn
>>34067292Because they still get attention and validation from orbiters. Chad will just ignore them after fucking, but the simps will always be there for them and you want to take that away? Not happening under foid rule.
>>34067235>>34067255Agreed and I would tell her that as much as you appreciate her kind and generous gifts, please consider that you want things to feel more or less equal and you don't have the financial means to spend that kind of money so you would prefer if she didn't either. I think this is a completely reasonable ask, especially given that if you stay together for long it'll be inevitable anyway that she will be financing stuff for a shared lifestyle you could never dream to afford alone. If she actually wants to make you happy with her gifts she should (in the end) be happy to get guidance on how to make you feel good.
>>34067291M, protestant, yes would a Jewess if she was willing to convert.
>>34067300>>34067301so women want to have their cake and eat it too huh?
>>34067290Because I’ve dated enough religious Jewish girls to know that I’d have to convert to fit in or else it’d be a friction point in the relationship. I’m not talking about casual Jewish women who don’t go to synagogue.
Is it my fault for having high standards? It's not like I get to choose what I like.
Femanons, are you craving a massive fat greasy dick right now?
>>34067308only if youre a man
>>34067308Depends, are you happy or not?
>>34067305always brother. the sooner you understand this the better
>>34067292The best metaphor I've ever heard is that sub 8 men are the Subway of the woman's dating world, like obviously you want to go to Jimmy Johns, you'd NEVER eat at Subway, that's fucking disgusting, hell maybe you'd got to Jersey Mikes or Blimpie, but Subway is only there to drive the competitors down in price, so while you despise them they are vital to keeping what you want within your price range.
>>34067292It's not as deep (in that case) as not wanting those men to take themselves off the dating market, more general unease with someone ostensibly caring a lot about an imagined love life, which is kind of taboo to many people (though AI might change it fast). >>34067300Porn is different imo because it presses people's buttons so effectively and influences the perception of many if not nearly all men. And porn will by definition always offer things (even if just variety) that a committed exclusive partner can never be able to offer.
>>34067309*runs*
Incels woke up.
>>34067315>Porn is different imo because it presses people's buttons so effectively and influences the perception of many if not nearly all men. And porn will by definition always offer things (even if just variety) that a committed exclusive partner can never be able to offer.I don't think that's true, girls on video can never compare to real women who'll touch and suck your dick. It's on a completely different level
>>34067308>It's not like I get to choose what I like.Kind of yes and no. You can grow to (realize you) like more different things if you are able to keep an open mind and willing to try it. You can just compare it to food, yes some people are naturally more fussy and picky than others, but everyone can learn to enjoy a particular cuisine more if they try it (a lot) and keep an open attitude to it.And yes I do feel it is rare enough to meet someone you sincerely connect with that it is worth trying to challenge your more shallow expectations/preferences in order to not be held back by them in meeting someone you can deeply fall in love with.>tl;dr that you have no full control over it does not mean you have zero influence over it
>>34067279She has not sex appeal, the female equivalent of a skinny fat incel trying to act hot
>>34067284You're gonna have to work for that knowledge anon
>>34067325Rats
>>34067320Some people feel this way but not everyone does. For some the fact that most porn actresses might look (a lot) better visually than their partner, or that you can find porn of any kink/fantasy under the sun, does channel a kind of excitement that makes "normal intimacy" feel more lackluster in comparison. I think it ultimately boils down to individual experience, if you love the sensuality of sex, the pure skin on skin, the eye contact, having all your senses stimulated etc then sex will never be replaced with porn. But not everyone feels that way or is comfortable enough to enjoy real sex to the full extent possible.
>>34067235this is why i refuse to date rich guys now. i hate being showered with expensive gifts that i will literally NEVER repay in any way shape or form
>>34067308Your standards would matter a lot less if you actually interacted with people of the opposite gender regularly
>>34067302The other thing is she bought me a bunch of nice clothes. I dress in jeans and high vis neon orange or yellow for work and wear steel toe boots most of the time and I’m getting the vibe that she thinks I look like a dope when we go out together and she’s embarrassed by me or ashamed to bring me around her circle of friends.
>>34067319>"Men are sharing the truth about foid behavior? Must be incels." she says out loud
>get cute shirt>realize nobody will ever see it because im a shut in and i wear jacketi guess it rly is just for me
>>34067334>male projectionsLike clockwork
>>34067319How did you sleep, sweet prince?
>>34067332now i think you are reading way too far into it
>>34067332I'd just ask her straight up, say you noticed she bought you some clothes in a different style than you'd usually wear and ask why. Then if she confirms she thinks you'd look better that way, evaluate how you feel about that. I wouldn't assume too much though, there are just a lot less token gifts for men than for women and I can imagine she just figured especially nice clothes are something you would not splurge on for yourself. Still it's very much possible she also figured she sometimes wants you to look dressier (maybe not even for date nights but for visiting her family on special occasions or something) and she does not want to ask that if you without giving you the means to do it easily?
Femanons, do you find this man attractive? Assuming he is 6'0" and physically-fit.For all intents and purposes, I am a pajeet itt.
>>34067334god i love being bisexual, eating hot chip, and lying
>>34067335Eh, not necessarily, if you wear a shirt that makes you feel like hot shit chances are you will seem more at ease/comfortable and maybe even downright more confident. That is attractive even to someone that thinks your shirt is fugly.
>>34067340f. he would be more attractive if he was clean shaven, and idk how a melanated man can look so pasty but he needs a tan or something lol. with the height and stuff i would probably rate 6 with potential to be 7.5-8
>>34067340Not that much in the pic, he has super pretty dark hair and eyes but his actual face seems too small for his head? Anyway it is a little odd to me in a way that makes him more average looking than strikingly handsome, but if I knew him irl and found him charismatic and attractive there's no way I would have an issue with anything about his looks either, I'd fawn over that fine with some feelings involved.
>Mother pregnant with her third child saw crying stranger's child while looking for her own son, used her body to shield the stranger's daughter during Bondi Beach terror attack as gunfire escalatedmost beautiful of foids. her husband is a lucky guy
>>34067341I bet the tough part is eating just one chip
new idea:I do the 67 hand motion, but there are big boobs in my hands.
>>34067335I gave up trying when even at my fittest no girl approached me
>>34067308FYesverything is a choicce
>>34067340Would almost trade my blue eyes to have that hairline... almost
>>34067354the hot chip is that 3 million scoville chip they sell as a single chip
Why is pic rel aesthetic so insanely attractive but so rare when most girls could pull it off
>>34067361because, like all egirl styles, it requires insanely heavy makeup that looks really good in photos and looks like absolute shit in person
Buying gf
>>34067361>>34067362This. Even in the pic the first thing I notice is she's wearing so much make up it's like a mask. I have zero desire to spend an hour lathering my skin in layers of bullshit every morning, even if it would make me the hottest woman in the world to men I wouldn't do it.
My lust died the second I wrote the average feminine nature on paper and stratified it according to its moral nature. I am now convinced that the only thing you are supposed to do as a soul, as a man is to wrestle your own flesh into submission, find God and develop a prosperous and altruistic relationship with our creator in order to escape this prison. 99% of women are half humans with no souls, everything they strive for and enjoy is ultimately evil in its nature. The very core of femininity is absolute evil that seeks to devour good men with the same glee and joy youd get from stomping out some dorky kids sand castle.Once I realized why women are the way they are, it's like I've finally been enlightened as to why hermit monks become hermits in the first place. It's all a lie, its all a joke. This planet is a prison, women are archons who genuinely don't give a fuck about anything but they have to pretend to have interests beyond themselves just so men dont become suspicious and notice the huge disparity in the nature of each gender. It's not a complimentary nature, it's completely one-sided and parasitic. The entire role of women is to entrap a mans life force and pull another soul onto this false reality incarnation trap. Thats all they were designed to do. Satan takes a hold of their hivemind vessels with comedic ease and no resistance. They are all beyond corrupt, they fall apart once a month and endure pain unless they fulfill their ill-natured task. There is nothing in this world worth striving for besides Gods love. There is absolutely NOTHING in this world that is worth your place in heaven.
>>34067361Women are exposed to beauty standards for years, starting from early girlhood. The e-girl look is a relatively recent and niche phenomenon so not many are willing to embrace it yet
>>34067361not sure if it's topical for atoga but like 99.9% of foids in competitive gaming are cheating. it's completely unshocking when a caked up face in a pushup bra for streaming takes a custom cheat from a simp and pretends she's good enough to compete. We've seen it countless times before and we'll see it countless times again.
>>34067362>>34067365I'm talking about the messy black hair and black eyeliner
>>34067340one last thing: literally no one cares about india outside of 4chan, especially not women. i have still never seen the word "pajeet" anywhere else much less heard it out loud in real life. it's an entirely made up online phenomenon as far as i'm concerned
>>34067360That would make it easier.Thanks i didn't know that
>>34067370>messy black hairDying your hair damages it and while her haircut is deliberately uneven, it's the kind of style that needs to get cut often (bangs always do) in order to still look cool/good. I also think you do underestimate the aesthetics of her face itself if you think most women can slap on eyeliner and get a specific haircut and then look this good posing in a neutral faced pic... No offense intended just answering your question honestly.
>>34067371if you think everyday women aren't disgusted when a jeet hands them their favorite overpriced coffee at their favorite coffee shop, you just haven't been out enough
>>34067370yes, because you are a man inexperienced with makeup and unable to see all of the other shit that's caked on her face, you are also probably unfamiliar with lighting and angles and how much they can change how you look. you see one heavily edited, posed, framed, professionally lit photo of a girl and aso why girls don't look like this irl. dumbass bitch, SHE doesn't even look like that irl
>>34067370Her hair is not messy? What the fuck you stupid retard stop watching so much anime and stop pissing me off
Hey dummies
>>34067377>do>bubblegumWhat?
>>34067374i am an everyday woman, and i'm telling you that you are retarded
>>34067376????>>34067375I'm talking about the dark style
If I ever have a son and a daughter, I would spoil my princess and leave my son to fend for himself almost daily. He needs to understand from a young age that as a man absolutely nobody is coming to save him from his problems.
>>34067382Not the same anon but her hair is deliberately "wonky" but very very carefully styled. Not exactly messy in that sense.
>>34067383He'll react by becoming a daughter.
>>34067377>The real you is the attraction>because of this writer some halfway terrified woman is going to to hear the entire battle of Alesia against her will...>from me
>>34067354he had at least 11
>>34067382That is a deliberate style she had to pin her hair in the back and carefully separate the layers and straighten it and style the bangs
>>34067383I'd make them compete in everything like hunting, animal dressing, etc. so the son learns to have sympathy for the inferiority of women and expect less of them, and so the daughter realizes her dependence on superiority of men.
>>34067295>And I would even go so far as to say agnosticRegarding what?>>34067306I think most Jewish people are very casual about it, no?
>>34067382>four flyaways makes it messy hairMen bother me everyday.
>>34067361>>34067362I went on a couple of dates with a Japanese girl earlier this year, and looked back on some of the photos and noticed how weird she looked in some while looking incredibly gorgeous in others.No, I'm not posting them, who do you think I am, qt?
>>34067306They put up a wire in part of manhatten and said it's their home so they can do whatever on the sabbathIm sure they can find some way around this too
>>34067395how many flyaways make it messy? five? six? where is it delineated if not at precisely the difference between 0 and 1?
>>34067389>>34067385I know but that's what I mean by messy....>>34067395It kinda is yeh, like if you haven't washed your hair today or you've just had sex
>>34067361Eastern women actually make an effort to be feminine, cutesy, and fashionable unlike Western roasties. Go to certain parts of Japan and a lot of women will walk around looking like that.
>>34067400bet it tastes like shit
>>34067395Her havin flyaways good.Me getting straigh out of bed going to work bad
>>34067395anything that's not a camera-ready chignon is messy hair femanon
I just want this lol
>>34067377lib ai shlop
I should buy more clothing, ahaha
I am having bad sugar cravings elp
>>34066740My boss (who I have a crush on and have made out with in the past but friendzoned me) asked me if I thought I was good looking.I said I'm very average looking, that I don't think I'm grotesque or anything but that I was very average. She refused to believe that I believed that and said she thought I was younger than she initially thought (she's late 20s I'm mid 30s) then said I was good looking and made a silver fox comment/joke lol.What should I make it this. Is she just toying?
>>34067411Need landmine gf
>>34067431????
>>34067430>made out with in the past
>>34067434What don't you get
Femanon, what if you dolled me up all nice and pretty in makeup and dresses then pimped me out for cash? Would that arrangement interest you?
>>34067411Nah
Daily reminder that Gunna didnt send no racks to Thug
There's a girl at my church who I've caught looking at me a couple times, but I never have the chance to talk to her. However, after not touching it for months, I randomly opened Hinge today, and she immediately popped up. Sent her a message, but I wish I'd been able to take advantage of an IRL opportunity. It may also be a faux pas to say you recognize someone on a dating app, but I'm not sure about that one.
>>34067441landmine?
>>34067444You’re toxic asf
>>34067447That's just a polite way of saying BPD, if you fall for her she'll blow you up
>>34067453ohhh thanks
feeling sad and mopey today, not in a bad way, but in a resting and purging some emotions type of way.
>>34067446>zoomers ignore ppl in IRL so they can be one of the dozens of messages in the inbox.To use your terms.Society is cooked, fr fr no cap
You guys ever watch Japanese porn? The plot is actually really good.
There isn't actually anything wrong with my personality, it's literally just my height that is the problem and I won't listen to any gaslighting aboutAll you fucks tried to tell me it was about personality but personality doesn't fucking matter
>>34066740m or fwho is responsible for women's insecurities?
>>34067458Real question is if any anons here post on jaypees /jav/ general
>>34067466MWomen
>>34067456Same.
>>34067457Yeah, I know it's dumb, but it's been physically impossible for me to ever speak to this girl. If I get a chance in person, I'll take it.
>>34067457>Society is cookedI this situation, it's clearly the women that are retarded. They will use the app rather than talk IRL.It was a mistake to go down this route (of entrusting and empowering women.) Our generations will have to suffer for this mistake so that one day things will have self-corrected.
>>34067466It may not be your fault but it is your responsibility, so...
>>34067462i'm new here and don't know your shit with these threads butyou could be "the short guy who's worried about his height" or "the short guy who isn't the short guy who's worried about his height"
>>34067474then why is the userbase of every app so overwhelmingly male that they have to add bot women to hook you
>>34067473Oh, I'll also throw in the fact that I've had an awful week that will only get worse tonight. I'm hoping the universe has thrown me a bone here.>>34067474Social media tells women that a man approaching them in public is creepy. Thus, they dive deeper into social media where they are overwhelmed by choice and develop negative qualities that harm or shorten the relationships they DO enter. I've been repeatedly ditched after several dates (which you have to be ridiculously patient for now) with zero warning or explanation other than they found someone "better."
>>34067474>so that one day things will have self-corrected.>didn't even consider the possability things will only get worse>too pure for this worldY-yeah that's right zoomer, and we'll have rabbits, look out there, can you see them? >probably won't get the reference but that's ok
>>34067479I'm an actual short guy that's deeply insecure about it.
>>34067474>self-corrected.there's no self-correction in the darwinian process. if your society evolves in a way that can't survive it goes extinct. we're way, way past the point of no return.
>>34067483We read that dumb fucking book in high school
>>34067370>>34067382I can't tell if you are a troll or genuinely fucking stupid.>>34067400>but that's what I mean by messy....That is objectively the incorrect word for it.
>>34067491Bully me some more femanon... please!
>>34067489It was high art compared to catcher in the phonie
>>34067466Mgiven that even the ugliest woman can have a dozen orbiters I'm guessing women.
>>34067411Is this swiss emoposting again?
>>34067466>who is responsible for women's insecurities?FBoth. Men were the ones pushing unhealthy and unrealistic beauty standards. Women were the ones enforcing them. Same with men's beauty standards.
>>34067494I’m annoyed that Catcher in the Rye is apparently a red flag book now
>>34067480because women will not talk to men IRL. Men either join the apps or they get ignored. Look at how women recoil if you tell them you don't use ANY apps. Women created this environment, not men.
>>34067492>femanonYou keep proving how low IQ you are.
>>34067466Cosmetics industry, social media, the people who profit off insecurity. Outside of that? The individuals who did them wrong in their lives (bullies, former lovers, parents, etc)
>>34067503At least I don't write like a girl so bite me
>>34067500lol wut?It was banned when it came out for the swear words. Pls tell me it doesn't have to do wuth whiteness
>>34067508>I don't write like a girl>bite meAny teenage girl harbors more intelligence than you.
>>34067508This ironically reads like something a girl would say.
>>34067511Could a teenage girl have a bachelors in CS?
>>34067499There is absolutely nothing unrealistic about women's beauty standards. Don't be fat and don't have such poor hygiene to the point that you're somehow no longer attractive to men, that's it.
>>34067513Absolutely.
>>34067512Good, it would be pretty bad if it read like that unironically.
>>34067513Bachelors in getting your job sent to India or taken by ai
>>34067513Yeah.And she is most likely still less autistic than you are.
I am confident that the lack of short guy complaining posts on /adv/ is because they killed themselves Every manlet still venting just hasn't killed himself yet
>>34067517Jesus, you are stupid.
>>34067522Anon just stop, you used a word without quite knowing what it meant, there's no reason to embarrass yourself further
Women, when do you stop getting horny?
>>34067467On /gif/? They seem to not be as regular when I occasionally check in
If I killed myself after I finish my book, the one thing I want to do with my life, will people care about the book more? Or should I just stop caring about giving anything to humanity and creating anything and just KMS already?
>>34067526…
>>34067528After they say "I do" ayoooooooo.
What is on today's playlist, togies?https://youtu.be/8hVN-CfJVa4?si=slLqDD-D1Z5F4Gem
>>34067532Is your book good
>>34067532Only works if the book is good like A Confederacy of Dunces.
>>34067535Too real
>>34067528Depression, occasionally
>>34067538No, it's mediocreI don't have any talents or skills. I just want to do a book for money and a legacy.
>>34067543Many do that
>>34067532It would work if you died in a dramatic enough fashion. People would start picking through your book like a manifesto/suicide note. You're never going through with it, though.
>>34067543>I just want to do a book for moneyHow would you get the money if you killed yourself?
>>34067546You think I won't go through with suicide?
That Chrysanthamum book poisioned millennials into giving their children shitty names
>>34067532Don't kill yourself, it's not worth it
>>34067514You're too young to remember when anorexia was being pushed to young girls at every corner. Girls were regularly ending up in the hospital due to starvation because magazine, models, and celebrities were constantly hammering it into women's heads that they had to fit in a 00 dress. Companies like Abercrombie didn't sell anything over a size 10. >>34067528>Women, when do you stop getting horny?I lowkey vibe around a 3 or 4. >>34067536https://youtu.be/3a8m4RHd_Zs
>>34067547The money won't be for me, just my family so at least I won't be a complete waste of skin to them
my parents want me to start paying rent
>>34067552>it's not worth itWhy not?
>>34067549Yup. If you wanted to die that badly, you would have already done it. Writing your book and posting here are just ways to delay. Go take your pills.
>>34067003That reminds me. What are the main types of girls nowadays?
>>34067562
>>34067560I don't take pills. Completely unmedicated except for using weed to numb myself
list your top enjoyable guy things you do that you know women will never get to experience1. finally plucking that lone ear hair off your ear2. scratching the back of your hand on your sharp chin stubble3. hearing that helpless giggle when you do a pushup while she's sitting on your back
>>34067553>magazine, models, and celebrities You mean shit that only women care about? Magazine-induced anorexia is like young men emulating their favorite looksmaxxer streamers by taking steroids, you just end up looking completely mentally ill to the other gender and not attractive.
>>34067566>hearing that helpless giggle when you do a pushup while she's sitting on your backI've done this, though.
>>34067556just don't and let it slide by until they kick you out
>>34067559It will break the cycle of reincarnation
>>34067566I wish I could do a pushup but my genes suck....
>>34067011For me it was the hex girls. Just kidding. I actually prefer art girls more i think. E girls and goths aren't really my thing. There was a lot of goth/emo girl media in the 2000s, but i was a bit older. I started middle school in 2007. High school in 09.
>>34067542What's the occasionally, the depression or being horny? lol
i got one word. thinspo.
>>34067011It was Raven from Teen Titans for me
>>34067336lambert azimuthal equal-area
>>34067577I phrased it badly, anyway depression makes me less horny, occasionally
Not related to goths but I realised I also have a cartoon character that shaped my taste in men
>>34067570why
How to deal with a younger sibling who is more romantically successful than you?
Men, how do I convince you to spend money on me?
>>34067543>want money and a legacy>going to kill yourself once the book is doneNot trying to moralfag here but just giving some constructive criticism, you don't need money if you're dead and you won't exactly be able to have an idea of your legacy if you kill yourself before at least reading some critics reviews. >the book is mediocremeh, most are, I've sold some really shit books, I doubt that me killing myself would add to their popularity.
>>34067596date me
>>34067596Suck me off.
Why doesn't Chad care about body count? He can afford to, right?
>>34067599Okay. What do you like to do?
>>34067596Give me a scrap of attention.
>>34067553>girls were in the hospital due to anorexia!bullshit, the anorexia scare was always, ALWAYS, a cover for gluttonous fat girls. >boohoo don't tell us to diet you'll cause anorexia>anon one in five million girls is anorexic!>yes one in five girls are diabetic now>but the anorexia!put down the hot chip
>>34067596What do I get in return?
>>34067596You can't, I only spend money on whores and gacha girls
>>34067601Does it look nice at least?>>34067604(You)
>>34067609Well okay, maybe by a scrap of attention I meant talk to me consistently for a month or so and express an interest in hanging out with me.
>>34067596Degrade and humiliate me
>>34067611God, those lips are disgusting.
>>34067589what is it
Femanons, how does your mom treat your sexuality?
>>34067596Your reactions have to be worth it
>>34067603idk
>>34067606You make a biological female happy>>34067607What do men like this look like?>>34067613Hanging out once a month sounds nice >>34067614I will notOkay I actually have to go now for an appointment but I'll check back later, byebye
I need to bag me a Chinese MILF
>>34067613Show us your tits.
>>34067528What kind of weird trick question is this? Women don't get horny.
>>34067623>What do men like this look like?Average, good enough to bang a hot goth girl
>>34067623>Hanging out once a month sounds niceNot enough for me, sorry.
>>34067598>>34067554
>>34067619She doesn't acknowledge it at all and makes fun of anyone I have a romantic interest in
>>34067609>Does it look nice at least?I haven't gotten any complaints.
>>34067585What's your normal horny status?
>>34067619She keeps telling me to go out to meet people but strongly discouraged me from pursuing the one person I am actually interested in
Reminder that this is what you get for marrying a moid, cooking for him, washing his dirty clothes, sucking his dick and bearing his children
>>34067591you are not a source of income for your able-bodied parents. if they don't want you to live there they shouldn't be taking half-measures and should just tell you plainly that you have to leave. you're dealing with persons who are in it just for themselves, so you need to be in it just for yourself. Save the money they would have you pay them so you can actually build a future for yourself down the line. The 10k you'd give them in rent could instead have a remarkable outcome in the trajectory of your life. furthermore, if you do have to pay them rent, you have zero negotiation with them as a family member. If you were actually renting your OWN place and didn't like the deal, you can just renegotiate by appealing to the competition. You can have roommates, you can change the circumstances of your situation, you can move across the country, whatever. All of these things SHOULD be things your parents are aware of already, but instead they just approached their child with $$ in their eyes. so do nothing, keep your money, wait until they force the issue, then leave. they can rent out the rooms to some stranger if they want.
>>34067639Why’d she do that? Who’s the lucky guy?
>>34067640Bro I ain't reading all that.
>>34067640Genuinely what else are you supposed to do if you live in the USA and have no healthcare, it's well known you're more or less meant to just roll over and die.
>>34067623>What do men like this look like?I swear, you fucking women always think you're Sherlock and can somehow thoroughly understand someone by how they look and dress.Stop fucking thinking that you're intelligent and observant because you're not.
I will do the foids a favor and aggressively avoid them.
>>34067640Why didn't he just put her out of her misery like an injured horse in ww1
>>34067640>marrying a moida bad moidmy friend just spent the last decade of his life (from his 20s to his 30s) working two jobs to support his gf with cancer, spending every hour with her he could until she passed away.pick them better.
>>34067640You actually don't need to do any of the things you listed. It's equal rights. You only need to wash your own clothes and your own dishes.
>>34067602The only actual chad I know is conservative
>>34067596The more you want it the less willing I am to do it
>>34067624They're some of the most racist people on the planet
>>34067654And suck her own dick.WAIT WHAT
If/When I ever get cancer I'm definitely going to just an hero somewhere. Chemo sounds horrible.
>>34067661Depending on the type of cancer it's not that bad
>>34067567Except it worked on men too, because they would call normal women fat because their bones didn't rattle when she got chills.>>34067619>Femanons, how does your mom treat your sexuality?She used to pretend it didn't exist or was just a phase until I threatened to cut all ties with her. Now she's cool with it.>>34067624Need me a Susan Long bitch
>>34067640Be a strong independant woman and handle it on your own
>>34067632>>34067639This is grim. It's obvious envy, jealousy and sabotage.>>34067660Cool it with the /lgbt/ slop. The sex question i avoided deliberatly because i am a coomer and would expect sex all the time if i had a girlfriend.
new /atoga/ slang:plapoidyou guys can figure out what it means.
>>34067666I enjoy those
About to go talk to the computer about my feelings. Yay
>>34067666Forced slang terms don't last
>>34067669I'm not allowed to do that.
>>34067657You won't but someone else will.
>>34067665>Cool it with the /lgbt/ slop.You have the driest dick in the whole town, don't you.
>>34067673You type like a womanI'm assuming you're a communist
>>34067673Yeah, yeah. Incel, virgin, loser. What else?
>>34067596Become a freeuse slut for me
>>34067666>666uhhhh>>34067669stop talking to my boyfriend.
>>34067663>Need me a Susan Long bitchAren't you married?
>>34067643He's the son of my dad's friend and my mom thinks they're snobs.
>>34067666awwww shyyte,three icy ass niggahs from off future doin some crazzzy shitby the way, we do fuck bitches
>>34067596Come on, it's extremely easy. I once made a moid on discord pay me $1000 without showing him an inch of my body
>>34067681Fake pics or just emotional manipulation?
I don't like being around women.
>>34067677>my boyfriendhe was mine, til i found all these other hoes
>>34067661Why do you need cancer to justify doing it? Just do it, man.
>>34067685Provoking lust and manipulation
>>34067679Hmm, I see. Go for him anyways.
>>34067690Good stuff. Capitalism is awesome.
>>34067689JUST DO IT!!!!
Women, why are you so delusional?
>>34067679Your mom probably has a point
>>34067677You’re safe; I’m a man. Your boyfriend is also my therapist.
>>34067670"boomer" in the modern sense was a forced meme and it has a million derivatives still used today.
>>34067694MThe last time I tried to use Tinder, I swiped on the overwhelming majority of women until there was no one left for me to swipe at, and I got no matches. :|
>>34067665>t's obvious envy, jealousy and sabotage.The funniest part is that it's working!
Femanons, would you watch A Muppet Christmas Carol with me? I haven't watched it before
>>34067661My dad had to go through chemo a year ago and he survived it.It was painful at times, but also not as bad as you see in some Hollywood movies.Depends a lot on the type and stage of cancer.
>pick then image that isn't like the others>2 circles>3 circles>4 circlesWhat the fuck jap moot?
>>34067661I'll do whatever is best for the people I love. If that means putting up with chemo, fine. If that means taking a large bottle of whisky and going out to the woods and not coming back, then that's what I'd do.
>>34067703based hiroshimoot making the bots mad
>>34067694Women why are you not attracted to men?
this show has me crying
>>34067708The real question is why men consider 53% of the women who show up there
>>34067661I don't have enough of a will to live to go through itDeath will come as a friend to me
>>34067709Please die>>34067703Filtered. You're below 70 iq.
>>34067710How is that the question?
I'm horny!
>>34067619Shamefully. Like it’s something we “give” or gets “taken”
Ngl I go through a similar ratio of likes to dislikes as women have when I go through bumbleWhich is not gonna get me any dates as a guy but whateverIf you have standards you should be swiping right like 1% of the time
>>34067619Women are too sexy fucking hell
>>34067720That's superficial. You can only know if they meet your standards when you get to know them. Which these women so superficial they are not doing...
>>34067694A lot of men using these apps aren't good.
>>34067708Why are you all so mid? The average moid fills me with profound indifference
>>34067723She's fucking generic, contain yourself
>>34067727Well yeah the question was why aren't you attracted to men
>>34067694I have actually “swiped” next to some of my female friends and I’ve seen the way they’re so picky even though they’re ugly or mid at best. It was truly mind boggling.
>>34067678>Aren't you married?Yeah, to a hapa
>>34067730Because I don't find you attractive
>>34067713The fuck is your problem?
>>34067699 (me)Meant to say that I swiped “no” on the majority of women.
>>34067619
>>34067735You don't know what I look like.
>>34067725Everyone is superficial and shallow. Everyone. That's just human nature, there is nothing deeper to "love" and attraction than just how you look and how it makes others feel.
GOTHISCHE MÄDCHEN
>>34067729Susanna Hoffs from The Bangles is not fucking generic
>>34067708They ARE attracted to men. It's jus that they're only attracted to the top 5% of us and the rest are untouchables to them.
>>34067741NtaIt's not about your looks.
>>34067746They're not attracted to men then
>>34067745Yes, she is generic. She looks like she could be 5 or 6 other famous girls
>>34067715Fatties, crazies. Be a little more selective.>>34067736Let's fight
>>34067746NTA but there is no proof women are attracted to even the top 5% of menScientific studies show all women who are tested are more aroused by women than men
>>34067748It's not about my looks it's about men in general.
>>34067741I do know, you look like a man
>>34067748>le just world fallacyYou will do any mental gymnastics to not make women accountable.
>>34067752>women hate menNothing new.
I dated this girl earlier in 2025 but ended it after 1 month as I knew she wasn't the one. She kept in touch afterwards, but as I started dating someone else I thought it would be best to fully shut the door. Still, she has been reaching out occasionally asking to meet up, and I've tried to politely decline and hint that it's done for good. Today she asked again and I made the decision to block her on everything, but then she messaged me via a social media platform that I never even shared with her. When I didn't reply, she sent a follow up about how she has been crying etc.Wtf do I do in this situation? We dated for 1 month...I genuinely feel bad for her and I don't want to hurt her feelings any more than I have but this is getting seriously creepy. Do I continue to ghost or what
I wonder if there are any women at all who would be able to participate in a conversation about politics, science, philosophy, religion.
I have never had a conversation with a woman that I didn't want to end as soon as possible Talking to women is fucking painful
>>34067758I don't care enough to hate you, mid moid
>>34067765They seem pretty normal to me, idgi.
>>34067763No, they are not.
>>34067761First of all, inform some of your close friends and family of it, so they are warned.
>>34067744plap
>>34067763Why would you want to talk to a woman about these topics?
>>34067670They can sometimes be pretty fetch.
>>34067765I have this test for helping someone realise they're insufferable, I call it the "common denominator test"
>>34067767You're right. Most men don't even exist to you.
feeling insanely upset right now how do i get a grip
Women are so fucking retarded and evil it's actually not even funny. Imagine granting political will to an inferior gender and they immediately make it known that their greatest concern is being able to have unprotected sex and then kill the child afterwards. Beyond parody.
>>34067771You really are the biggest man whore on the fucking planet. Like, fr? So trashy.
>>34067775I wouldn't. I just want to insult women right now.
>>34067781You ok there, buddy?
>>34067777Elaborate
>>34067782Based. I kneel.
>>34067775>>34067763honestly, this is my favorite reason to be on chan. i want to hear and converse in a philosophical sense. conspiracies? yes. history? yes. politics? can do, but i have a very different viewpoint than anyone else. but the banter inbetween in fun and the random silly questions make me smile. also, i do actually seek advice
>>34067779First, remember that one day the sun will expand and burn literally everything on Earth to a crisp and nothing will be left.Next, take a few minutes to breathe in and out slowly.Then do a simple task that you're certain to finish quickly, easily, and effectively.Then do something that relaxes you like taking a walk or whatever.
>>34067787a lot of words to say that you are a nazi
Calves.Thighs.Mmmhhhh!
>>34067787>also, i do actually seek adviceThis is the most looney shit i've read here in a long time
>>34067642this is what the evil part of me wants to do and think. but i am an adult and they deserve some support and i feel bad for being a leech. but i also hate them for birthing me and ruining my life. i contribute in other ways too.
>>34067779Tell us what’s wrong if you don’t mind sharing
Teehee I'm a woman and I like to talk about history and politicshistory:>misogyny in ancient rome>misogyny in medieval times>the evolution of womens rights>the sexual revolution>the timeline of women having more stuff and thingspolitics:>women and girls spaces>abortion and birth control and pink symbols everywhere>women>vagina>which man in a powerful position has raped me the most?
WomenWhat can I, an otherwise liberal man, do to prevent troons from taking away your single-sex spaces?
>>34067763I don't know anything about politics, philosophy, and religion as a guy. I only know science and random useless shit.
>>34067763Yes, there are. Women can be more fun to talk to about these topics than men sometimes. Depends on the woman, depends on the man
>>34067800Don't troon out.
>>34067801Science is entry level. I cared about it when i was 18. Religion and philosophy are more deep and important.
>>34067804Done. What else?
>>34067784If a certain person (the common denominator) is participating in most of the unpleasant interactions, it's likely that they are the problem
Chasing women is pointless. If they don't like you then you're wasting your time and if they do like you they will chase you instead.
Please save me Asian woman, save me from these Western feminists.
>>34067803The problem is them mirroring what you say immediately instead of saying what they think.
>>34067805I only know science because work related desu. I don't really understand religion or philosophy, I'm pretty much a layman to the max.
>>34067808but he's having repeated interactions with different women, so women are the common denominator>self own lmao
>>34067811You need to find better women
>>34067800Stop taking them seriously. Especially the ones who say shit like, "As a woman..." Like, shut the fuck up, Caleb.
I want to kill myself
>>34067807There's not much to do. It's not something that really comes up frankly. Don't stress yourself out over fringe cases.
>>34067789>>34067796Someone younger than me succeeded at something I haven't despite trying for years
This is the worst the general has been in some time.>>34067815Yeah, the thread is at an all time low rn.
>>34067818Why?
>>34067818SameI've even started to write my suicide note
>>34067815Silly moid
>>34067824I am a piece of shit a failure and a waste of life
>>34067825What does it start with? "Dear sister"?
>all the namefags are goneit’s over. the culture of atoga is dying.
>>34067823The israeli bots are at full force
>>34067830this is literally the best thread in months wdym
>>34067828Be more vague.>>34067831You mean the retarded incel spam is done by "Israeli bots"?
>>34067834>Be more vague.I exist on this earth and live a life
God, RIP my idol, Jeffrey Epstein.
>>34067813Philosophy is required to even define what a valid scientific question is. Religion is required to motivate good people to do bad things (neccessary in certain contexts).
>>34067828I hope it passes and that you can find a reason to stick around
>>34067829It's just apologizing for the pain that it will cause my parents and sistersI really hate that they'll suffer from thisI wish I could just erase my existence from history but oh wellHow i yearn for the great void of nothingness
>>34067836Horreee sheeet and are you latina or from Singapoor?
new pics of the goat epstein came outbro was ballin so hard
>>34067823I regret to inform you it may get worse.Today I try again to abstain from alcohol. Thread quality will see a sharp drop for the next three days and then return to normal if I succeed
>>34067840Oh, brother lmfao
Moids, how do you feel about the fact that you've had deep intellectual discussions with anons without knowing that they were icky women
>>34067841What reason is there for not killing yourself honestly?Like life sucksWhy do we have to tolerate this torment?
>>34067847Midwit alert
>>34067844But was he saucin
>>34067846Why is you drink relevant? Are you qt?
>>34067840dude idek what any of that means LOL shit
>>34067849Regretful that it wasnt in irl
>>34067849Not even possiblewomen can't think deeper than themselves
>>34067849>you've had deep intellectual discussionsI have not, actually.
>>34067849Not at all surprised because I’m not a misogynist tbqhwyfamiglia
>>34067849I don't hate women, i just want to have gender shittalk right now. If you really hate something, you don't even consider worthy of banter and so on.
>>34067850https://youtu.be/Z3jbPB-jEUw
>>34067834yes
>>34067849I have never had an intellectual conversation because I am not intellectual.
>>34067850>Why do we have to tolerate this torment?Uh, you don't...?>>34067849Women generally aren't icky.Or you mean icky women specifically? What makes them icky?
>>34067849I have never had a discussion on here that I would describe as deep and intellectualToo many of you are fucking low in nazi weirdos
>>34067853I haven't even made 24 hours and that question is almost giving me a seizure.And no
>>34067795You're not evil. I've seen nature have animal mother's eat their young. That's evil. You are not evil for not wanting that fate. It's twisted for children to even think that. If your parents wanted more out of you, they should have done more to support you while you were growing. Over half your life you've had little agency over what happens to you, while they had ALL of that agency. Now a few years past a magical age and they want money from you? Just forget about what they WANT and focus on what you NEED.You can re-evaluate when they're actually infirm and you've had at least as much time as an adult as they had as adults raising you, and probably be in a position to support in a way that's better than just being their ez rent-slave.
>>34067840philosophy is mental masturbation for annoying people
>>34067619My mom was always pretty chill about it. She never made me feel ashamed regarding sex, but we really never talked about it.She offered to get me birth control once when I was 13 and told me to ask her whenever.
I wish I was allowed to hate women here, but some people REALLY hate it when I do that.
>>34067870I'm only 2/3
>>34067876doesn't really make much sense considering a majority of historical philosophers were extremely isolated and stayed away from other people
>>34067843I'm white
>>34067761No, face your fucking shit. Take accountability and stop ghosting,Provide closure.
>>34067870>low in naziWhat were you trying to say with this?>>34067872Oh ok, then I hope you are doing well!I've been trying my best to abstain too. Had some last Sunday however because of a specific event.I think what happens is setting specific kinda close goals. My next one is NYE.
>>34067878Go ahead. There's one or two here. They're too cowardly to even talk shit back.
>>34067881and? they were annoying and mental masturbators but in their hidey hole
>>34067875are you sure? this feels wrong
>>34067556I already pay rent to them. It's a good thing, I don't want to feel like a parasyte.
>>34067758Right, that’s why there’s way more posts on here from men bitching about how evil women are, lol.
>>34067887who did they annoy? themselves?
>>34067882I was joking, it doesn't matter what race you are. lol
State genderWhat do I want?
>>34067849>deep intellectual discussions with anons....
>>34067896I dont get the joke
>>34067891>women go out of their way to hurt men>men start thinking ill of women>somehow this is men's fault
>>34067855Philosophical questions:What is the world made of? How does the human mind work.Physics and psychology are answering the questions.
>>34067894me
>>34067878That’s cause you actually hate yourself and you’re a weak ass lil bitch
Wish I had a gf to watch Curb your enthusiasm with.>>34067899Are you a guy?
what’s with the ask anither asshole anything thread?did we have a civil war?
>>34067897Love
>>34067904>Are you a guy?NoBut I hate Larry David
>>34067885Low iqMinor spelling mistake sureBut it doesn't negate how many times someone interjects abput goyslop or some other weird ass bullshit
Is pizza pizza?
>>34067900The opposite is true, actually. Moids are evil by nature, they hurt women just by existing
Women get hurt because they refuse to stop going after the same five men.Men get hurt because they got rejected by the whole womanhood.
>>34067859You mean deeper than my pussy? Yeah, I guess that’s not that deep. At least I don’t think so. My ex wasn’t that big.
>>34067840Philosophy is a waste of time >>34067847I've had such discussions with women IRL not just in these threads
>>34067912Yeah, but how does this affect you personally?
>>34067903HE WANTED MY LOVE THOUGH
>>34067914Point proven instantly. Good job foid.
i’m happy
>>34067916Low iq opinion.
>>34067912The council of wimenz will reconvene at a later date, please resubmit your grievances for examination by the hive mind
im sad
>tfw my iq is 86 how bad bros how bad
>>34067924what’s wrong babe
>>34067916>Philosophy is a waste of timeIt's the foundation for law and science, but alright
>>34067907>NoOk then I got that right at least.You hate Larry David as a person or his comedy?
>>34067925just enough to post here
I wish I had a best friend
>I hate men because Prince Charming didn't choose me even though every girl in the village was chasing after him and I'm mid>i hate women because not a single one even considers me humanNot the same.>>34067917
god Sylvia Plath is annoying and thinks too much, but I relate to her
>>34067931Image for you >>34067932Is this erotica?
I need a friend that will never betray me
>>34067932>Sylvia Plaththe og femcel-chan
>>34067923I want you to stop doing that thing in stores where you see something across the main aisle and just bee line for it heedless that someone was behind and to your left and you just cut me off RRREEEE, please thank you.Its like a car at least check before you turn or dead stop in the middle
>show introduces kenyan guy whose power is that he swims good and can breathe underwater>author gives him huge ass lips and never uses him in the story, even in the underwater arc— makes all the characters able to breathe underwater >uses the french, german, british, and japanese characters the mostthis is so fucking GAY
>>34067931I think you meant>I hate men because they’re so selfish and emotionally stunted to see anything beyond their own needs and feelings while they hurt others, lie, cheat, murder, rape, abuse, and project their insecurities onto the weaker gender
Femanon, I would do fucking anything in the world to eat a creampie from your unwashed pussy.
>>34067937I'm there for you. Let's hug.
>>34067932Wow that's really gay and stupid.
>>34067938truly
>>34067937What are you like? Age, gender, interests?
>>34067941womp wompskill issue, just get better at life
>>34067944Why? That’s rude.
>>34067888Yes, I'm sure. Save up money and quietly prepare to leave. Do not pay your parents rent.
>>34067928I didn't like curb and I'm not interested in him
>>34067947are you literally retarded?
>>34067932Even as a man I relate to that poem.
>>34067940>too many black people in ads anf moviesGet over this opinion
>>34067931No, I hate men because the mid guys chase stacy because they think they can do better than a mid girl. And its true. Theres a billion annoying fat fucks with beautiful girlfriends.
>>34067952Luv u <3
>>34067951womp womptriggered on an internet forum, up your birth control dose you'll be fine
>>34067953WHY DID HE INTRODUCE BLACK GUY WHO SWIMS AND THEN NOT USE HIM IN THE ARC WHERE EVERYONE WAS SWIMMING UNDERWATER AND KILLING SEA MONSTERS!!!!!?
>>34067950That sounds a bit less extreme than "hate", which is a very strong word for me.Alright, what's some comedy you like?>>34067956Oh well thanks. :)I'd give you an ice cream if I could.
>>34067951as opposed to figuratively?
>>34067957I don’t take birth control :)
>>34067962plap
I saw incel-kun in the supermarket today. He had a goatee and no chin
>>34067922What good is modern philosophy doing right now? What real world benefits is it having?>>34067927Law and science are what's important, not philosophy. Scientists aren't worrying about the philosophical implications of existence in the research lab. At some point with philosophy or religious discussion you hit a wall where nothing is verifiable or based in reality. I do still enjoy talking about religion but that's more for it's historical and cultural elements
>>34067959I hate comedybut I like Smiling Friends
>>34067932Any of you guys fuck with some Patsy Clinehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PqtUULmZSE
>>34067961yea
>>34067962up your SSRIs then
>>34067966Philosophy of mind.
>>34067964no, get out. plap for my future husband only
>>34067955>Theres a billion annoying fat fucks with beautiful girlfriends.Thank you for the vote of confidenceWagmi
>>34067975You're welcome you piece of shit
>>34067966>Law and science are what's important, not philosophyYou basically just said philosophy is what's important, not philosophy. You don't seem to understand. Science and law would not exist without the foundational knowledge discovered in Philosophy. I mean for christ sake, Albert Einstein was an avid reader of Schopenhauer. This is not a matter of opinion, you're just wrong.
Women's interest in travelling would completely disappear overnight if Instagram didn't exist
>>34067942Literally my gf during every threesome.
>>34067980You boomer freak, women use tiktok. Instagram is for facebook boomers. I open insta and see 40 yo women.
>>34067967I have seen a few clips of that, I like the yellow big nose guy's voice.So you hate comedy, do you have any other things that make you laugh heartily though?
>>34067765Sounds like user error to me.
>>34067980It was popular traveling places before the internet too you inept social freak
Why am I so stupid
>>34067997What makes you say that you're stupid, anon
thread is dying, someone say a slur
>>34067981You're lesbo?
>>34067997You're on /adv/. People who post here a lot tend to be the bottom of the barrel. It's self-selection.
>>34067822>Someone younger than me succeeded at something I haven't despite trying for yearsNo matter who you are, there's always going to be someone better, more talented, or more effortlessly successful.Measure yourself against who you were yesterday.But yeah, that's understandably upsetting.
>>34068004As far as 4chan goes, this is more like... the top of the bottom third of the barrel.Or maybe the bottom of the middle third?
>>34068002Nigga, but that's not a slur. It's a synonym for "friend".
Tfw moids will never get this feeling
State gender and post what you're listening to right now.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSw5ES7c7-kM
>>34068002Anonymous.>>34067997Keep up with the conversation instead.
>>34068007I disagree. Posting here means you're a failure, other boards have more mixed success and failure combo.
>>34068014Eh, speak for yourself.
>>34068011Women get all of their knowledge about the world from instagram graphics and then wonder why no one takes them seriously
>>34068011Tell a story of what happened. Don't just post silly insta screenshots.
>>34068011Sounds like exactly how I felt about my ex-girlfriend when I dumped her, honestly.
>>34068011You can't ever be accountable
>>34068011I'm unfortunately very familiar with that feeling.You need to compartmentalize having had feelings for somebody and accepting they were not good for you.But you are not interested in talking about it.
>>34068018It’s too much to explain, but thank you. narc abuse will do that to you
>>34068023Tell the story, you female faggot
>>34068021Nah, I can be. It’s not black & white. But that doesn’t mean the effect it’s had on me ins’t real or significant.
>>34068023>narc abuse will do that to youIt sure will. Sorry, anon.
>>34068011>people aren't the imagined perfection I had in my head reeee
>>34068026My story isn’t unique. It’s incredibly common.
>>34067980My grandma loved to travel and she has never owned a mobile phone. Her and my grandpa visited every continent, and spent at least a month every winter and one every summer on some weird trip when they retired.
I can't believe every man I've ever dated has been a psychopathwhat a crazy cosmic coincidence, just an unlucky roll of the dice for me!
>>34068031>it has to be uniqueOk, diva
>>34068028Thank you. And I’m really not trying to be a victim or anything, I just wanted to share to expose “the other side”
>>34068023>narc abuseIt doesn't even need to be narc abuse desu.What >>34068011 describes is broadly something people need to do after a relationship, moreso if there were big issues.
>>34068032>the average female height is 5'4>"But I'm 5'6."
>>34068034>i don't think it's me, i think it's everyone else
>>34066752Personally, I like shoulder-length hair the most on a guy. In my eyes, it's the perfect balance.
>>34068032My grandparents did that too. I hope I can afford to take the woman I end up marrying on similar trips when we're old and wrinkly.I'm selling her a bit short here by sharing this, but I got a pretty good kick out of my grandma's response when I asked her how Morocco was:>Too many Muslims!
>>34067987>I open insta and see 40 yo women.Then you curated your algo that way. lel>>34068036What's your side then?
>>34066752Because culture has decided it's masculine
>>34068036I feel you. Some of us moids aren't too retarded to tell that you don't really mean we'll never know tfw.
>>34068041Thank you :')
State gender and a sexual fantasy that you've been having a lot lately.
>>3406804340 14 whatever
>>34068048We meet up and she gives me a hug.My imagination doesn't let me proceed any further beyond that.
>>34068048Msex with lesbians/bisexual art girls/models/etc
>>34068048MRough CNC then aftercare
>>34067999I fuck up often and constantly
>>34068048MOlder woman roleplay where she calls me good boy while I spoon fuck her.
>>34068048FBeing a nurse at an all-boys school that likes to tease (or go beyond teasing) the students that I take a particular liking to, usually the more timid ones.
I had a very vivid sex dream recently it felt pretty good
>>34068048Falling in love and having a great relationship
>>34068061Your fantasy is being a pedo? Or by an all-boys school do you mean a college?
>>34068065Why do you think women become schoolteachers?
>>34068065Have you not read the news lately?
I did it. I'm moving out on Sunday. The place I'm moving into has no running water though so I'm going to have to fix that at some point.I am one step closer to being the man I want to be where I'm well read, self sustaining, raise and eat rabbits, grow my own veggies, and can fix and build things while being productive and profitable. It's been a long road these past few years but I will fucking claw my way to my goal.
>>34068067>>34068068I just didn't expect it to be so blatant.
>>34068058Very concrete.
>>34068048FCrawling on my knees for a man dominating me, having my face held and gently being slapped w his cock
>>34068071What’s your problem
>>34068065My fantasy involves pubescent boys. Pedophilia refers to attraction to the pre-pubescent.
>>34068074You are just baiting yous, it's annoying.
>>34068073Genuinely a good girl.
It was September 2022, And I was in my first semester of university. At that time, I was suicidal and drank every day. It was the first time I went out with some friends to one of their houses. I was nervous because I didn't have much social experience back then, and I didn't want to seem like a loser to them. We hung out for a while, ate pizza, and played FIFA, but then, out of boredom, we decided to call prostitutes and go to them. They told me it was all good because they had done it before. I was a virgin and had no experience with that, but I tried to hide it and act cool. We went to the websites where you can usually find cheap prostitutes and found one who stayed at a hotel in the city center. And keep in mind that I live in a shitty, third-world country.
>>34068061Sus
>>34068075Why would you want to sexually tease teenage boys?
>>34068080So what? You fucked a hooker. Good for you.
>>34068080After spending a few hours, my friends got some prostitutes at a local place, but I was a little drunk and contacted a prostitute who was on the other side of town, far away from them. She was in one of the worst hotels in the city, and in that hotel, and in my city, you can't stay out too long at night because things like kidnapping or murder can happen to you.
>>34068048I wanna hot dommy mommy goth gf who'll give me a black eye and HPV
>>34068048MAfter a year or two together, I hang out at a Christmas party with a woman I love and her friends and/or family.We're all exchanging gifts, and she opens mine: a set of silk pajamas.Nothing risque at all—some shorts and a billowy shirt—but insanely soft, to the point that she'll feel like she isn't wearing anything while she wears them.She feels the softness of the silk and looks at me happily and somewhat luridly while we're around her loved ones.We can't keep our eyes off of each other for the rest of the get together, doing our best to mask what we're both thinking about while among polite company.We keep it together for the evening and say our goodbyes, and she clings to my arm as we leave together.We go back to one of our places, still maintaining a bit of the leftover PG aura we had maintained for the last few hours.Eventually, she goes to change into the pajamas and joins me in bed. The silky, somewhat expensive fabric caresses her skin like nothing she's ever worn before.She feels spoiled and in love and invites me to feel the smooth silk on her body.I slip a hand beneath her pajamas and run the other through her hair, looking deep into her eyes. I kiss her neck and then make out with her.I slide the pajama bottoms off of her and eat her out, one hand fingering her and the other sliding underneath her shirt while I feel her breasts and occasionally tease at the corners of her mouth.After her first orgasm, I give her clit a break and make out with her some more. She then begs me to fuck her, and I oblige. I could write more but the end; happily ever after, etc., you get the point
>>34068082I enjoy imagining their embarrassed reactions.
>>34068048MSo I'm not going to go into detail but pic related is pretty similar. I appreciate his art.
I think a civil war is gonna erupt somewhere in europe.Russia is not a problem.Governments are preparing to clash with population.What do you think?
>>34068092What if they just grab your tits?
>>34068087They left with the prostitutes, and I went to the hotel on my own. It was completely empty and dark. There was only one person in the lobby. I asked him where room 226 was, and he told me it was on the second floor. Bravely, I went and climbed the stairs. When I knocked on the door, there was a prostitute. She wasn't very pretty, but she did the job. The room was completely trashed, and it looked like she was using drugs. I gave her a fifty-dollar bill, and she said she'd be right back. She left the room for a few minutes. I was so scared; I thought I was going to be kidnapped right then and there.
Excuse me his coms, he doesn't do the art himself.
>>34068048Screwing a slutty gym girl at gym
>>34068052You're too pure for this board
>>34068075>an all-boys school
>>34068101I wouldn't mind that, either. Eagerness is also cute.
>>34068003Bi.
>>34068100I think that you should go back to pol and never come back here.
>>34068048>sexual fantasy that you've been having a lot lately.FHolding my wife and fingering her while whispering in her ear.
>>34068058How so?
>>34068105You are way too gullible.
>>34068112Maybe he's the one that's too pure for this board.
>>34068112So you're a secret pervert?
>have group chat with friends>One friend posts old photo of me>Look absolutely repulsive, strong 2/10 I will never feel touch of a woman unless i pay for it Should i rope
>>34068111You are not going to get any useable answer.
I promise I won't call foids "broads" anymore
Made a mistake not getting out of here before my parents came home from work miserable and chaotic as usual
>>34068113>heThought that was a woman I replied to.>>34068114Nothing secret about my kinks, but I was not the OP anyway.
>>34068102We have to take into account that I was suicidal and wasn't thinking clearly at that moment. Inside, everything was telling me to grab my things and run, but I just wanted to lose my virginity, or maybe die right then and there. After a few minutes, the prostitute came back and told me to take off my clothes. She put a condom on me and started sucking my dick. It didn't feel good at all, to be honest. I didn't feel anything. I was very drunk and numb at that moment. Then she sucked my dick for about for about 5 minutes. She lay down on the bed and I penetrated her a few times, but my dick wasn't getting hard. I was very nervous, very drunk, and at that moment I just wanted to die. Ten minutes passed and I told her I wanted to leave. She agreed and I put my clothes back on.
>>34068121Than why am I gullible?
>>34068106Well, yeah. I fail to see the inconsistency here. "Pubescent" means that they are going through puberty. At that age, people generally are still going to school.Unless this is a reference I'm not getting, which may very well be the case, seeing how Seinfeld was before my time.
>>34068122Sounds like a great time man hope you are happy about how that wentT. 33 kissless virgin
>>34068124>"Pubescent" means that they are going through puberty.So, boys 12 and up.
>>34068122That’s sad af, honestly. I’ve said this before but men “rape” themselves all the time. More like sexually abuse themselves, by not listening to their body and forcing themselves to have sex bc that’s what society expects u to do and shit.
>>34068127Yeah pretty much
>>34068128What's your point?
>>34068123Becsuse from my experience anons who write something extremely cheesy like that are in reality anything but that.The more you poke them about it, the more they start to drop their facade and show their true colors. And yes, I've had seen that with my own eyes plenty of times on atoga too.
>>34068134Are you really gonna try to tell me with a straight face that being sexually attracted to a 12 yo boy doesn't constitute pedophilia
looks like a nice guy to me
>>34068048
>>34068133/v/ is a funny place for finding these shitposts
Would you forgive an ugly man
>>34068138>Dexter's Lab party hatwtf lmao
>>34068142for what
>>34068122I ran out of the hotel at full speed. The man in the lobby asked me for money, and I told him I couldn't help him. At that moment, my mind was spinning; I was losing it. I went to the parking lot, started my car, and when I reversed, I crashed into a wall. It didn't matter at that moment; I just wanted to run away and forget that night. , I drove home at full speed through the dangerous areas of my city. I feel like the person who lived through that wasn't me, but a parallel version of myself from that moment. It has haunted me for all these years, and nobody knows about it except the guys who were with me that night (i dont talk to them anymore). Not even my family or my psychiatrist knows about it, and it will shame me for the rest of my life.
Women be like>I want a man that doesnt watch pornBut you want a girl that doesn't own any 12 inch dildos and youre an insecure incel
>>34068147who do you know that owns a 12 in dildo lol
>>34068146unsubscribe
>>34068148>My dildo is inly 10 inches ackchiually
>>34068147I don’t own sex toys cuz I just feel like they’re cringe and unnatural. I’m not doubting a vibrator feels good, but yeah I’m not trying to order or keep one in my possession lol.
>>34068147My ex bought one that big to leave lying around somewhere that I could see it when I came by to collect the last of my shit lolI called her out on it and laughed in her face for it
>>34068145For being ugly and creepy
>>34068105It's not purity, it's acceptance that my life will never even get that far.
>>34068048MUsing a girl as a urinal, but she must be actively sucking it and swallowing it faster than I can pee
>>34068012mhttps://youtu.be/Y2e8B2CmicQ
>>34068156Man's best friend
>>34068152I admire this about you foid
>>34068155Lmao that’s actually funny and petty af of her
Can you imagine that theres people out there who get to know eachother, talk a bit, flirt a bit and bang the same or next day?That is absolutely crazy talk to me, as a kissless virgin male
>>34068165Thanks cutie
>>34068166Her reaction was fucking hilarious.>n-no I, I really use thatYeah fucking right. I happen to know for a fact she bottoms out at about five inches
>>34068152But it would maybe make you feel less frustrated.
>>34068169wehehe
>>34068173True. Ugh. Maybe if someone gave one to me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>34068080>>34068102>>34068122>>34068146
>>34068152Even with a partner sex toys can be fun.But the way you describe your feelings about them makes you sound very conservative.
>>34068168It's absolutely insane to me as someone who's had sex before, too.I've only ever slept with women I was very close to.
>>34068177>>34068129I replied to you, scroll up
>>34068176>Maybe if someone gave one to me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯New fetish discovered
>>34068178I’m not sure if I’m conservative or not. In some ways I am, in other ways I’m kinky. I like the idea of using sex toys with a partner. But at the same time, actually owning one feels degenerate and dirty. And the way they’re marketed is also so cringe. The rubber and the neon colors and all.
>>34068181Hehe, my ex used to talk about buying me a vibrator. But it never happened.
>>34068168There's a ton of things that might seem alien to me.Like even as a normie the life of a multi-millionaire just seems... unreal.>>34068176>>34068182If I was your bf, I'd go shopping with you.I'm not holding back, finding us some things to play with.>degenerate and dirtyI know how to get people to enjoy their lewd side!
>>34068179>very close toSure. We believe you.
>>34068185>lewdyou lost me at this word
>>34068187Why's that?
>>34068186Scout's honor. I've only slept with three women, two of which were women I dated for years.The second of the three was a woman I was friends with for years, and the awkward experience taught me I don't actually want casual sex.
But just imagine your kids finding that in your nightstand drawer or some shit lol
Gifting femanon a nicely shaped 6.5" dildoAnd by dildo i mean my own penis
>>34068190You dated two women for multiple years? How old are you? >awkward experience taught me I don't actually want casual sex.spill the tea
>>>/gif/29973365>The big ones hurt anyway sweatie
>>34068191Don't have kids.
>>34068192Beautiful
I wish women earnestly slut shamed men that post shirtless pictures because only their wives should see that
>>34068184I've never dated a woman that wanted one, but the idea of using one with a woman does excite me a bit.Could give my tongue and hands a well-needed break lol
>>34068195Really? Don’t have kids but continue having degenerate sex just for the pleasure? Not what nature intended.
>>34068185>Like even as a normie the life of a multi-millionaire just seems... unreal.I've known and been around lots of them for my whole life and it's really just more of the same with further to fall.
>>3406819330.Not a very exciting story, it was just kinda weird for me. We were both single and had made out a couple times while at parties, and she asked me to fuck her.The lack of romantic feelings just made it a lot less enjoyable for me. Very mediocre sex.
>>34068200There is something hot about someone else sticking something in there and f’ing you with it, while their attention is actually up there on you and your pleasure
>>34068202nature has no intentions, retard
>>34068199I got no wife, let alone multiple.I will keep posting my arms when I feel like it.>>34068202>what nature intended.That will never be a valid argument for anything.
>>34068206Yeah that settles it I need to do this with the next woman I date
>>34068208it literally does, idiot everything exists for an evolutionary purpose, including orgasms(Procreation)
i spilled my fucking heart to you guys and i get the least yous possible
>>34068210You’re welcomeI’m hope I can corrupt my future bf/husband the same way, I have a feeling they’re going to be innocent. But I’ll be shy at first
>>34068209not saving your bare arms for marriage? you disgusting, degenerate slut. link post?
>>34068212I’m sorry anon. It’s a slow thread tonight. I didn’t read every single detail but I will say, this is a safe space to confess it and given that you were young and also peer pressured a bit, I would let go of the guilt of it and just see it as a stupid crazy wild story about youth.
>>34068212Alright, alright. I'll read it.
>>34066742willingly? no. but there is not a man alive who, upon first noticing his little girl is starting to 'bud', does not at have some form of involuntary response.
>>34068212you contents of your guts are normie-core by the prevailing standards of 4chan in general and this thread in specific. too boring and banal to relate to.
>>34068211down syndrome
>>34068219Nah, you're just a pedophile.
>>34068212Also, the fact that you weren’t able to enjoy it says more about you than you think, so maybe there’s some consolation in that for you. You’re not a heartless degenerate.
>>34068137I'd say that it can be difficult to define the exact lines, since the development of sexual maturity varies on a case-by-case basis. Depending on the Tanner stage, it can be pedophilia, or it can be hebephilia.Besides, the boys I prefer to come up with in my fantasies are closer to the mid-teens range. The "power dynamic" (or whatever you want to call it), in this case, is pretty much an emotional one, since the average, say, 15-year-old boy is physically stronger than the average adult woman. It's not like he couldn't physically defend himself from being forced into something he doesn't like.
>>34068212are you the blogposter? no one wants to read your fucking blog
Women don't even see me as human, yet I'm supposed to love, cherish and respect them.
>>34068215lmaoYou're lucky I remember writing about crotch and my couch, so I was able to find it.https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/thread/33400762/#33402345
>>34068224>paedophilia is when you're sexually attracted to biologically fertile women who for much of human history would've been considered marriage material
>>34068223glitches exist.
>>34068209Can you feel like it now pls
>>34068228>love, cherish only 1>themonly 1>respectthat's for all other humans regardless of gender
>>34068235I hate women. They've only brought me pain.
>>34068230look how easy you gave it up, you fucking whore
>>34068237I only hate women because they make me pay taxes on stupid shit
>>34068237please submit a 5 paragraph essay on why i should care
you guys are crazy
>>34068146That doesn’t really say anything terrible about you, anon.You were in a bad place, and your friends pressured you to do something bad.It was a lapse of judgement. I wouldn’t say that truly counts as losing your virginity, if that’s what you’re worried about.You don’t have to look back on this as your “first time”
>>34068233See above.Currently in bed and about to sleep, so I'm not posting anything new.>>34068239Mhm, it's just how I am.What's it to you?
>>34068231In this case, absolutely. You’re talking about a girl that’s maybe 11 or 12, and one you’d be related to no less.
>>34068242Name examples.
>>34068244This is very based adviceMen give better advice than women. F here
>>34068213Absolutely diabolicalI'll probably be thrust into the same role with the woman I end up marrying, I suspect
>>34068249>>34068239>>34068237>>34068240
>>34068250You flatter me lady, thanksI did actually come to this board to dole out advice in the first place, so that's very kind of you to say
>>34068252wow what CRAZY statementsso SHOCKING
>>34068251You will… is that bad?
>>34068191I saw an ad once where two kids were running around the house having a sword fight with a couple of dildos. The tagline was "If they can find it, they'll play with it. Lock up your firearms."
>>34068253Aww well you did a good job.
>>34068252There's nothing crazy about hating women for making making me pay more while they pay less. I'm probably 50% richer if you count compounding interest on the income I lose my paying for womens shit and pensionsFor example, men die younger but pay same amount of public pensions. That's insane, we end up with 50% less money
>>34068252Are you offended in my name for being called a whore? lol
>>34068256That’s mad funny, and clever. Because I was also thinking it’s like akin to finding a gun. lol.
>>34068247it was pretty common for girls to get marries off at around 12 years old.
>>34068259Nah I’m not offended lol I just think it’s crazy how fast the switch up was after they get what they want
How do you fight the urge to find a pretty depressed NEET girl and just give her thousands upon thousands of dollars? I mean, what the hell do I even make all of this shit for?
>>34068259he's here to play the victim, not read posts that would give him context to the joke
>>34068261Great, but that was then, and this is now.
>>34068264by being a scotch bastard when it comes to money
>>34068255Not at all
>>34068267words have meaning, paedophilia explicitly means a sexual attraction to prepubescent children. I said "involuntary response" for a reason, human biology is not dictated by pop culture.
just cummed
>>34068271Good
>>34068262Oh well I am never entirely sure who I talk with, could be anybody on the other side, so I basically just always except for them to say something a bit weird and then walk away. It's just how this place is.
marrying 12 year old girl = big no nosexxing up 12 year old boys as a school nurse = big yay yay
>>34068247>>34068261the core problem of contemporary moidhood is that we're overburdened by anachronistic ethical constraints. there's no ethical basis for disgusting age gaps but no biological or social basis for even speaking to peer women.
>>34068273good job
>>34068212this is some kittenposter type shit
>>34068261no it wasn't. this was only common among royalty, and was political in nature, not romantic.
>>34068277A whole dozen is a bit much, leave some for the rest.
Why can't men be stupid slutty bimbos too
>>34068277MI’ll have you know that I poo-pooed and tut-tutted at both of those posters tyvm.
>>34068274:o who the heck is this
>>34068286Being a slut is hard and only best of us can do it, it's impossible for a man to be a slut or a whore, it's work, real work
>>34068279society expects men to be the elder of the two, but "not too old". it expects men to make more "but not too much more".
>>34068286I can be a slut but no women want what I can offer
>>34068286There would be more if women would be into it and hornier in general.
>>34068283if anything, royal marriages were less likely to have such an age disparity. princes would be married very quickly, so were often not much older than their brides. by contrast, laymen were far more likely to "buy" wives. or more properly, a man would dowry his daughter to the richest man he could find with little regard to age. in more recent times the father would be more considerate to the daughter's wishes, but elopement was always a taboo. even in prehistoric society, the natural desire would be to "get the girl before another man does" which naturally pushes for younger and younger women.
Some anons have been very naught this year.No gifts for you!
When was young I used to sleep in the same bed as my older sister all the time because I didn't like being alone in my room. I used to snuggle into her big tits and everything, but one day around when I was nine, she noticed I was hard and then she permanently kicked me out.I've held women in disdain ever since.
>>34068298every time some groyper type starts ranting about age of consent I tell them to look up the average age of marriage in the New England Colonies for men and women. 24 for men, 22 for women.
>>34068286don't dream it, be it
How many hours per day does a person have to spend on the internet to be this deranged?
>>34068301goku didn’t become an incel when he touched bulma’s pussy
>>34068306Your mistake is assumimg it's not bait.
>>34068301How disappointing, I was hoping for your story to have an incestual conclusion.
You’re such a grinch, Anon.
>>34068303>new england coloniesyou mean the notoriously puritan colonies, which explicitly pushed for later marragies because they believed sex/reproduction was sinful? and whose birthrates were so low that they started having communally-arranged marriages just to try and get people to pair up?
>>34068306how many hours do you spend mining for bait tweets on twitter? you do realize that people there are financially incentivized to say the wackest shit imaginable right
>>34068306>>34068309It's pretty funny how in 2014+11, the average social media user is better at sussing out bait than the average anon
>>34068301once when I was about 13 my 17 year old cousin let me sleep in her bed with her. I didn't really beg or anything, we just happened to be in her room when she decided she wanted to go to sleep, and I laid down with her and she didn't tell me to leave.
>>34068307That's because Goku is a good guy unlike anon
>>34068317that's because half of all social media users and probably 80% of this website are all paid propaganda posters
>>34068314I'd be up for grinch-stuff with the right person tbqh
HO HO HO, little anons!What do (You) want for christmas this year?
>>34068330Femanon.
>>34068323True. A good 40% of my motivation for continuing to use this site is spite for said propagandists
>>34068329Don't you have slop to post on the /pol/ catalog
>>34068330I want to do better on less effort
>>34068330Kagamine Len merch, CLAMP manga, and a bishounen boyfriend.
>>34068333HO HO HO!How about something a little more grounded, Mr. Anon? Santa’s busy this year!
>>34068328What the fuck is grinch stuff Anonymous
My loneliness has me entertaining connections my intuition keeps warning me about. How do I stop this? femanonhere.
>>34068336I'm like one of three people who are posting anything in this thread right now so if you want it to just be radio silence then fair enough
>>34068330Shootings, death and carnage. I only feel happy when others are suffering
Femanon, would you lay on top of me on the couch while I watch this playoff game?
>>34068343Ooh I'm so scared.
>>34068339I'll ground your ballsack you jolly nigger GIBE FEMANON.
>>34068337You’re a naughty boy, Anon!No gifts for you!>>34068338If you keep on being a good girl, you’ll find your boyfriend!The Union prohibits the elves from making boyfriends!
>>34068330$1,000,000 USD
>>34068345I would in theory, but I already dated a sports boy, wouldn’t do it again cuz not my thing.
>>34068330Santa, can I have a slow-burn storybook romance with a g-g-g-girl?
>>34068344>>34068347What a shame…I thought you two would make a comeback this year…
>>34068345no, liking sports is stupid
Anons, what would you want me to bake for you? Real answers only.
>>34068341it's weird to me that you've never noticed that pepe the frog is a grinch-analog>>34068350>No gifts for you!optimal outcome
>>34068358what's the point, we'll never meet
>>34068358chocolate chip cookies. i'm a basic bitch like that
>>34068361idk, you’re right, I’m sorry
>>34068358Raspberry brownies.
>>34068359>it's weird to me that you've never noticed that pepe the frog is a grinch-analogA drawing of THE GRINCH with A GUNI think it first hit me when I saw that sinister Apu
>>34068358A high-quality thread.
>>34068363those are good, they’re kind of hard to get right. what kind of cookie are we talking? Thin and crispy? Thick and hearty?
>>34068351Santa can’t get in trouble with the Goverment again! So sorry, Mr. Anon.How about something else?>>34068354If you keep on being a good boy, I’ll talk to Mr. Cupid.
>>34068342>My loneliness has me entertaining connections my intuition keeps warning me about. How do I stop this? femanonhere.well your intuition is trash. best remedy is to involve yourself in healthy communities and get more reticent about connections even within those.
>>34068358Oatmeal raisin cookies. If we can't be healthy then we can at least be "healthy".
>>34068370i disagree entirely, homemade chocolate chip is hard to fuck up. the only bad ones i've eaten were from like, crumbl cookies
>>34068358Can you make macaroons pls
>>34068375omg I want to learn how to make them! They are challenging. But sure :) what color(s)?
>>34068371fine. a steam frame please
>>34068358Gingerbread Cookies
>>34068377macaroons =/= macaronsmacaroons are like, chewy coconut cookies
>>34068329>ayo FUCK DIS WHITE BITCH>no wait I'm not whi-ACK
>>34068378If you keep on getting good grades at school and being a good kid to your parents I’ll get you one.But that pesky Gabe Newell has prohibited Santa’s Factory from making Steam Frame’s this year.I’ll have you one next Christmas, HO HO HO!
>>34068358what can you make with peanut butter? I love peanut butter
>>34068377I'll buy the Silpat for any woman who wants to make em for me :)I'm fine with plain ones, but pink and green would look nice too>>34068380We spell the word with two Os in American English. Not sure if any of the other Anglophones do.
>>34068377
>>34068371>If you keep on being a good boy, I’ll talk to Mr. Cupid.I'll do my best. Thanks a bunch, Santa.
>>34068386no we don't. lmfao macarons are a different type of pastry (containing almond flour and coming in many flavors). macaroons are a chewy coconut and egg white cookie. they are two different things, in american english
The israelis are scaring away all the horny women :(
There sure have been a lot of discussions about age this time.
>>34068384pb cookiesor pb dollops in browniesOr I can make u a fluffernutter sandwich
ten replies and i will ask this girl that i like out right now
>>34068387I knew that actually, I just didn’t pay attention to the spelling. The right is probably easier to make anyway.
>>34068352>>34068356:(
>>34068391but the israelis are women here
Anyway the reason I asked is because I’m going to an Xmas party tm and I’m thinking of making a “hot chocolate” pie basically filling it with chocolate pudding and whipped cream and maybe some mini marshmallows on topAlso gonna try to make cookies
>>34068396STOP MAKING EXCUSES AND ASK HER RIGHT NOWYOU DON’T NEED 10 REPLIES
>>34068394cookies, with unsweet chocolate morsels mixed in
>>34068390https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Macaroon>A macaroon (/ˌmækəˈruːn/ MAK-ə-ROON) is a small cake or cookie, originally made from ground almonds, egg whites, and sugar, but now often with coconut or other nuts.>They may also include jam, chocolate, or other flavorings.https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/macaroon>a small cookie composed chiefly of egg whites, sugar, and ground almonds or coconuthttps://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/macaroon>a small, light cake with two round halves made from egg white, sugar, and finely ground (= crushed) almonds, with a creamy layer between them, which can have many different colours and flavours:
>>34068398sorry anon :( don’t let us discourage you..
>>34068401that sounds really good, my secret ingredient for anything chocolate is a touch of dark rum and cinnamon. adds some depth to the flavor
>>34068396if she like you you wouldn't need to ask
>>34068396she’ll say no
imagine getting a call from a friend on this friday night inviting you to a party and you go with your beautiful girlfriend and there are cool people there and you dance, play games, laugh and just have an awesome time with your girlfriend and friends
>>34068405ok so you're either esl or ai because this is a very "i am not fluent in english" thing you're doing rn.
>>34068407that sounds like it would be amazing for a chocolate cake. I was thinking just adding some hot cocoa mix into the chocolate pudding tho. I’m a lazy ass baker/cook
>>34068412I'm an Anglo-Saxon from Oklahoma whose first language is English.I'm also studying to be an English teacher.
>>34068411I'd rather look at Japanese drawings of naked people.
>>34068411That sounds awful.
>>34068414>>34068412in my country we call it cooky
MenDo you have to pee after masturbating too? What about leg shaking and twitching does that happen?Can you squirt?
>>34068411Sounds pretty cash.I hope I can have that kind of life next year.
>>34068414sure, and i bet you aren't even entj!
>>34068417I like you so much more than that other guy.
>>34068420I'm not. He's from Texas, I think.My MBTI is INFP iirc tbqhwy. Hth
>>34068358There's this video series where a chef would recreate classic treats and one of the things she made is oreos. I want those cookies but I don't need the filling. I just want the chocolate Oreo cookies
>>34068417you are the funniest person on this board rn. are you also chocken nugget bc if so, please never leave, all your posts have made me laugh, i'm your biggest fan
>>34068418yes??no
>>34068424i wanted claire to be so much more into the recipes than she was. she seemed like she was being forced to make those videos she was so unenthusiastic
>>34068418Leg shake is a thing. We don't have to pee after.
>>34068407Ooo I forgot to mention I have some “toasted marshmallow” flavored syrup I got for coffee but I’ll prob mix it into the whipped cream lol hopefully it works out>>34068427Is it that one YouTube channel where they cook in a high rise building in nyc? Bon apetit it is it? It’s run by liberals and Jews lol
>>34068424>I want those cookies but I don't need the filling. I just want the chocolate Oreo cookiesI don't have a recipe to point you at but I've had the upgrade. the recipe you want exists somewhere in the realm of bittersweet dark chocolate cookies. the oreo version is some kind of biscuit variant on one of those. good hunting.
>>34068418No, peeing immediately after masturbating is pretty uncomfortable. It takes a few minutes for the switch to flip from cum to piss.I always make sure my bladder is empty whenever I do it.>What about leg shaking and twitching does that happen?My thighs might twitch, and my ass clenches.>Can you squirt?Nope. My thingy only has two settings: cum and piss.
>>34068427Yea I don't watch her stuff anymore but I still desperately want to chow down on a bunch of homemade Oreo cookies. I buy Oreo thins because it feels like it's more cookie relative to cream but I've been meaning to actually weigh out the cookies and creams of base oreos vs thins to see which is proportionally more cookie. But ya at one point bon appetit was peak cooking YouTube but it fell off a cliff
>>34068418Sometimes I masturbate pretty hard and I think it irritates or creates like micro tears in my penis lining, because it burns to pee after ejaculating
>>34068433yeah i used to love brad leone's fermentation series but at some point they either got a new editor or the editor started doing meth and it was unwatchable
>>34068433I get you, apparently Oreos uses Dutch process cocoa which is like a darker color but also some different process yields to a different kind of taste and stuff
>>34068412lol I didn't even notice I posted the wrong wiki article. I consneed
>>34068418jerking makes me have to pee. I almost always have to stop halfway through, go piss a gallon, then sit back down.
>>34068329>Israeli-bornRyan-Gosling-laughing.gif>>34068330>What do (You) want for christmas this year?My wife to come back home.
>>34066740I hate blonde women, they're cruel
>>34066742Absolutely. If your woman is hot and makes you horny, then your daughter, who looks just like her mother but younger and prettier, is by logical necessity also hot and makes you horny.All the anons here saying no are men coping or females seething at younger prettier women.
>>34068437I dunno the details I just know they're fucking delicious >>34068436That series got me into fermentation initially, I still ferment stuff to this day
Who lives in all those mansions with 20 (bath)rooms and a bunch of facilities for all sorts of activities?Are there really THAT many multimillionaire families of +50 members all living under the same roof with servants for all menial tasks such as cleaning, and who do all recreation (playing, doing sports, exercising, swimming, etc.) inside the house alone never going out?
>>34068459Most multimillionaires in the US just live in regular old houses.I'm being a little pedantic, but you're thinking of billionaires.
>>34068459those rooms are supposed to be for the extended family (aunts, cousins, grandparents) and for the maids/butlers. or at least, an affectation of a historic country estate with those amenities.
>>34068459no one. black rock is holding them for equity
A moid has never made me beg for him to make me cum.
>>34068461I mean, if you combine the net worth of multiple people, especially if they're in the higher percentiles, then you get millions too.>>34068466>those rooms are supposed to be for the extended family (aunts, cousins, grandparents) and for the maids/butlersWell yes, but are there really that many WEALTHY families who live with their extended members, without causing conflicts or quarrels? And how do they trust the servants to live with them?>or at least, an affectation of a historic country estate with those amenities. >>34068467That would be funny, ngl. Building those giant mansions just for the heck of it, and no one really using them properly.
Both gendersThoughts on hotdogging?
>>34068468Being made to beg makes me feel retarded, though. What is there to like about it?
>>34068468Why should we?
>>34068468Dafuq
There's just not enough time in the day for me to do all the nothing I want to do.
>>34068473F. Hate it. Also hate that thing my bf does where he slaps his dick against me instead of just fucking me. That's not foreplay, it's annoying.
Gentle plaps?
>>34068468Frankly, I'm not sure I could make a woman cum with anything other than manual stimulation. I've tried setting the mood, sending sexy texts all day, further foreplay, and good pillow talk during the deed. However, even then with a remarkably average package and a good tempo, my girl just can't or won't cum. Begged for it from me, though.
>>34068492Not even with your mouth?
>>34068494Yeah, slight correction there. She goes nuts for getting eaten. Damn near ripped my hair out.
>>34068489That does sound annoying afSomething seems charming about hotdogging to me though..
>>34068472a lot of them are living alone in houses built before living alone was normal.
>>34068496Okay, I was about to say! That's the cheat code in my experience.I had to make very conscious usage of my peanus weanus to ever get a woman to cum from PIV.
>>34068491Gentle? Yes please
>>34068506ᵖˡᵃᵖ
Women never say they want to be patiently eaten out on the bed comfortably, but that's what they would get if they just asked nicely.
Currently dealing with the masculine urge to spoil a woman senseless but not having a woman to spoil.
My girl and I were talking the other day and our past sexual experiences happened to come up in conversation. I've noted that some of my past partners have complemented the girth of my dick, and so I figure I may be a little bit gifted there, but she tells me that it was just normal. It kind of brused my ego a little, especially after she gassed me up the other day about it, and now I'm worried she may not be satisfied with me.Ladies, would you be satisfied with "normal?" It's not really anything I can meaningfully change, so I worry we might not be super sexually compatible.
>>34068508Lmfao
Do women really hate this body or is this engagement bait or do they hate him because hes a rapist.I am seeing all the women replies disgusted by this physique
>>34068511Same dog.May we both get the chance in 2026.
>>34068514ᵖˡᵃᵖ ᵖˡᵃᵖ ᵖˡᵃᵖ ᵖˡᵃᵖ ᵍᵉᵗ ᶜᵒᵐᶠᵒʳᵗᵃᵇˡᵉ
>>34068512Umm, I guess I’d be satisfied with “normal.” Maybe a part of me would sometimes think I wish it was bigger or thicker, or I wonder what x y would feel like. But if I genuinely loved someone and the sex was overall enjoyable besides that, then it wouldn’t really matter to me. Sex isn’t everything in a long term partnership once you start actually doing life together it doesn’t become top priority. For the people it does I feel like that’s mostly white men or western men? I mean probably all men but like not enough to get divorced over.
its my 10 year high school reunion tomorrow. should i go? i dont really hate anyone. my best friend isnt going but some of my minor friends from high school will be there. food is paid for by the school. its at some bar in the city.The alternative is to go to the gym but i can go the next day too (i only go 4x a week)
>>34068512But anyway, as for her comment, she’s either had bigger than you, or she was genuinely just humbling you and being objective. Like, hey, nah, it’s just normal. Doesn’t mean bad. Doesn’t mean you guys are sexually incompatible. That being said, I completely get why that would bruise your ego. That’s like a guy saying “your eye color is just normal” instead of saying your eyes are beautiful. Or something idk. So, uh, idk, talk to her about it?
>>34068520Sounds like it could be fun.
>>34068515This looks weird because he has the desiccated 1.99% bf roidmonkey look but without the usual bulk.
I was with my ex for years and years and I kept telling him, when he fucked me it didn’t feel like he was making love. He looked at me with lust in his eyes. He would blame me saying it’s because that’s how I said I wanted it. (Rough/being “used”) I don’t get it. I wonder if he didn’t truly love me, or he just couldn’t connect to love during sex.
>>34068523His legs look disgusting. He also seems to have a small penis.
>>34068519nta now that i think about it, white mean i've dated were sex pests and the nonwhite men were not...
>>34068527Jeez. That doesn’t sound like any way I’d treat a woman I loved.That says much more about him than it does you.
>>34068529yeah I feel like it’s a real problem… someone enlightened me on white ppl being “hypersexual” to the point where if they don’t get a kiss or makeout from you in the initial dates, they just freak out and think you’re not into them. Whereas nonwhites understand there’s more of a courtship to it and they’re not going to expect you do to that right away.
>>34068530yeah, but what does it say? I just don’t understand it sometimes, it confuses me. and I hate to admit sometimes it turned me on to d way he would look at me during sex. But sometimes it would upset me too. And he called me a slut here n there. I know it’s just dirty talk but I was like - I’m literally your gf/partner of x years? And you say you want to marry me?
>>34068521>>34068519I may, it's kind of something for me to deal with, I think. I appreciate the input, though. I'm glad it isn't really a deal breaker in these kinds of things. I personally don't care if she's had bigger. As long as we're committed and monogamous, Im chill. However, not following it up with, "it's still nice" felt kind of bad. Like you say, I probably wouldn't tell her she just looked okay in a dress or something.
>>34068529>>34068531What the hellI feel lucky if I get a hug on the first date
>>34068527I was with my ex for years and years and she demanded I never wear a condom despite making me uncomfortable. Perhaps you didn’t make him comfortable
>>34068522I doubt it will be fun, but I guess I have nothing else going on until after new years (i work in engineering and the plant is shutdown for winter so i got 2 weeks forced pto).
>>34068533It says he didn’t have much respect for you or women in general.Be glad you didn’t marry him.
>>34068527>for years and yearswhy are normies like this?I almost never go on second dates because I don't ignore red flags.
>>34068537You think fucking me in an objectifying way is not making me comfortable? I’d say we were extremely comfortable with each other. The sex was generally good, so was the fooling around we’d do with each other. But we never made love in all the years we were together. Maybe I was the issue as well, idk. I did have some hang ups with sex and intimacy for a while, especially because we were toxic and he was my first, and was emotionally abusive to me half the time.
>>34068541me not making him comfortable* >>34068539yeah, guess not
>>34068534Yeah, maybe she felt like you were bragging and just got annoyed.
sorry for trauma dumpingI think I’m just processing my own sexuality and the experiences that shaped me and this thread seems like a safe place to let it all out
>>34068541Yeah I’m too biased for this
>>34068544Don’t worry about it. This is the traumadumping board lol
>>34068541>was emotionally abusive to me half the timehow so?
>>34068543Honestly, I hadn't considered that. However, that would be a shitty double standard if she came out and told me that she had someone bigger some months ago when we had a similar conversation. Im grateful that we can talk about whatever, but I guess I'm just dining on humble pie for tonight.
>>34068541What you were asking of him wasn’t unfair. This guy treated you pretty poorly, by the sounds of it.Sorry, anon. Don’t beat yourself up for having poured so much time and effort into that guy.
>>34068553Keep simping
I've never been on a date and I am less than a year away from 30.I don't even know how it will happen. I am not going on apps or a club/bar to find my wife. All my "friends" always joke "you're next" for marriage but never set me up with anyone when they know I am single.I even sometimes say "if you know anyone let me know". This nigga dont know any girls though and their wives are all chopped retards they met playing videogames on discord or some shit.I know my generation doesn't go out. so what do i do? all the good women are all shut ins. I wish there was like a 24/7 library.
>>34068418>squirtingIt's definitely possible. I've done it when I was playing with my nipples for what seemed like an hour and all the cowper's fluid and semen heated up and formed into a hot liquid that shot through my underwear and over my thigh. The sensation made me squeal and my legs barely worked for a little. Shit was so cash
>>34068550uh, it’s not easy to sum it all up in a post without getting into specifics. but to put it shortly, stonewalling, gaslighting, making every fight or relationship issue my fault or making it drag out before actually apologizing, name calling, using vulnerabilities against me/accusing me of different stuff about my life, family, blocking me on social media, supposed lack of empathy towards him and his issues, and also, using sex as a power chip during arguments. “how about you come fuck me instead” when I would be pleading to communicate and makeup with him, when I’d be crying, shit like that. And when calling him out on it “no, I just think that’s at least more productive and positive than this” lol. I’m getting ptsd writing this so I’m going to stop. In his defense, we were both young, he has trauma, and we just didn’t communicate well.
>>34068555I’m nice to men here too.
>>34068553Thanks :/ it’s ok, I learned a lot from it. It’s just there’s some wounds I’m still working on, I guess.
>>34068562Good, keep simping
>>34068553It’s not even that anyway, I just was reflecting on that and wondering why that was the case, I guess.
>>34068566I guess simp could be used for either sex, huh? Mediocre pussy or mediocre penis.
>>34068559>emotionally abusive>he was mean to me occasionallyyeah I'm thinking zoomer psych term brainrot but good luck to you with your future relationships!
>>34068571Jesus just shut up
>>34068573Do not speak to the son of God like that.
Men, what snacks would you want your gf to bring over if you planned on spending the whole weekend in bed together?
>>34068572really what you gathered? alright then.
>>34068575Fruit mostly.
>>34068575Nothing; I would never do that.
>>34068565>>34068569I see. Sounds like he was a very hateful man with a lot of misplaced anger.Guys like that tend to hate themselves to some extent, and it’s hard to love others when we hate ourselves.
I want to bully a dorky, chubby girl for being a virgin and make her cum over and over again from non penetrative sex. I want to poke at her hymen and tease her for still having it, then make her cum in my mouth from oral.Is this being a powerbottom or what is it?
>>34068578>wahhh I’m such a victim
>>34068575I'm on a strict diet right now so probably not for me, but for most guys I'd say bring movie type snackschips and chocolate and coffee and cookies and stuff like that
hm
>>34068573QQ
>>34068585Yeah. He had issues towards his mom. So I’m sure a lot of that got misdirected at me. Whatever. Not gonna make excuses, don’t wanna keep talking about it.
>>34068578I mean yeah pretty much. Pretty low bar for "abuse". He called you names and didn't speak to you at times? That's abuse, really?
>>34068592I would formulate a response, but it’s just not worth it. You can look up signs of emotional abuse, yeah.
>>34068575Dried fruit, cheese, cured meats, maybe some freeze-dried veggies.Wine, if that also counts.
>>34068596Yes of course, if I read the same buzzfeed articles with misused psych terms in them as you have I'm sure I could convince myself I'm a victim of emotional abuse as well. Fortunately I find that really boring.
>>34068599I’m not a victim, no.
Where do I meet clingy gf
>>34068599>buzzfeedIt’s clear you have no empathy and purposefully want to invalidate. Just be glad you haven’t experienced it, and hope you don’t, I guess.
I am dumbI am good lookingI am unlovable himbo
I wonder what happened in the first half of this bitch’s relationship
>>34068606Bruh if that infographic is the standard for emotional abuse, I've been emotionally abused by like 90% of the humans I've ever come in to contact with. This is why pseudopsychiatry on the internet is retarded and embarrassing. You're not a victim despite how head over heals in love you are with the idea of being one.
>>34068575this whole concept is very gay and awful desu.I hate watching movies with my guy friends. I imagine it would be infinitely worse watching movies with a girl. If I choose the movie, she'll be on her phone the entire time or start talking.If she chose the movie, prob the same except i won't like the movie and feel like I wasted time. And snacks in bed just creates crumbs
>>34068612>I've been emotionally abused by like 90% of the humans I've ever come in to contact with.nta but I don’t think people treating an asshole like he’s an asshole really constitutes emotional abuse.
guys jake paul vs anthony joshua starting soon.who you got
>>34068612Kk, have a gn
>>34068619where are their last names
>>34068616Yeah I agree with you it doesn't. If only the rest of the people here would get on board with us.
>>34068623I think emotional abuse is real, but I don’t think responding in kind to an asshole is abuse. Maybe just a waste of breath.
>>34068619I think the ticket processors and advertisers will win
>>34068615We're going to be having sex way more than watching tv.
>>34068624I'll just call everyone I emotionally abuse an asshole before doing so.
>>34068631This is so boring.
>>34068636NTA but you’re sounding mighty abusive rn
>>34068636Can you not use demeaning words like that? It's toxic and it shows that you are likely a malignant narcissist with emotionally abusive behavioural patterns. Educate yourself please.
Why am I so chalant sometimes
>>34068512We need numbers, but wow, she seems like a cunt. >>34068515>Do women really hate this bodyYes, he looks unhealthy even at a glance. That level of dehydration and lack of body fat is unsightly to most people. Take him from 5 or 6% to 12 to 15% and women would love his physique. And this is from a woman that actually loves bodybuilder physiques. >>34068619If Anthony Joshua doesn't knock him out in the first, there is no way this sport isn't rigged.
>>34068515Yeah, he is not shaped like a person.
Please help me..I never kissed a girl but managed to rizz up a girl on the internet, told her my last relationship is 7 years ago (lies) and that I may have unlearned how to kiss, and she told me that you can't unlearn that..anyways I'm gonna meet her soon how the fuck do I prepare? I know what kissing is but never did it. Help. We really love each other but I kept up this stupid retarded lie because of my shame..
>>34068689Tell her the truth before you meet up.
Dead.
man the new captcha really killed this place huh?
>>34068893We all moved to the new thread without telling you we were moving.
>>34068076I'm not>>34068111I make tiny mistakes a lot that just pile up
>>34068893chef kissu
>>34068904Based and figured.
