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>>34068634Women onlyThese two guys match with you on tinder, who do you go on a date with?State gender
>>34068634Desperate much?
>>34068635based on looks alone? the one who doesn't look like he's actively dying of cancer probably.
Women, how do you like your men?
>>34068671I like when they're in love with me.
>>34068671I like them very in love with me, so definitely can't do nonchalant.
plap
I have a date on Monday (with a girl)
>>34068676>>34068684so why is it known girls always go with men who abuse them and are total jackasses? while its a known meme that girls hate nice guys aka guys who love you like seriously the number of times i saw girls picking the most insane aggressive looking partner out of all the ones she could pick is shockingly ridiculous. sometimes i truly ask myself if they are just retarded
>>34068671I'm pretty as a guy I'd either be nonchalant or I'd just lock her in my room and keep her pinned downEither or
>>34068693Some girls make bad decisions, the majority of girls don't. I'd say 85% of the girls I know date guys who seem pretty nice and normal.
Women, what can a man do or say to make you feel "owned" in the way that you want.
>>34068700Chronically online people don’t get this
>>34068702Fuck me until I tap out.
>>34068702Marry me and give me his last name.
>>34068693Not a woman, but it's largely because > the most insane aggressive looking partneris the dude who is most likely to approach on a dime and not give a fuck how he comes across.Especially to women with low self-esteem and/or no positive father figure, that gets misread as both confidence and attraction to her in particular, even if it's really just him being a chimp and her being in reach.
>>34068708On average what does that take?
I have a 32 inch waist, here to flex on the fat women. Would still fuck you tho
State GenderThoughts on the new captcha?
>>34068720MaleIt's easier.
>>34068720gay asf as the usual lately herei identify myself as the pronouns your mom
>>34068720too much
>>34068713Encourage me to be on top and to squat on it faster, so I end up turning my legs into jelly within like ten minutes. Then throw me onto the bed and fuck me prone until the soreness radiates through my entire lower body and I need a breather.
>>34068720Rapeape is fat and brown. The captcha's OK though.
>>34068718>tfw 34-33-44
I wish every woman had a 24 inch waist and a 40 inch bust
>>34068725That can be arranged and is a lot easier then I thought it would be.
>>34068726Both of the things you say are true.
>>34068710I like the idea of giving a woman my last name, in a misogynistic way it's like claiming them as yours
>>34068732I hate being called "easy" in any sense, but yeh I'm apparently easy to please once a partner shuts me up and gets me out of my own head.
I am the only White person left in /atoga/.
>>34068710Alright, but before all that what can he do
>>34068741I’m also one of those. I know another one who posts here too, so there are at least three of us.
>>34068741True>t. brown hair
I was on a date yesterday (I think?). It was fun. Never dated before, despite being attractive. But this date was nice and it boosted my confidence to maybe date more in the future. Because I really need to find me an attractive, tall, skinny gf. Dating apps are disgusting though, so we'll see.
>>34068720F. It's pretty easy, I appreciate it.>>34068742Be physically protective, I don't know. I don't like men who are possessive, they stress me out and annoy me.
>>34068728Sexo
Women, how are your small brains coping the the new captcha?
Nothing gets me quite as feral as that hip flair when a woman is sitting down between her ass and thighs and her little waist. Fuuucccckkk
>>34068747>Be physically protectivePretend you are explaining to someone who is developmentally disabled, what would that entail.
>>34068718That's fat as shit. I am 29-30.t. M
>>34068710I’ll feel like I’ve succeeded in life once I meet a woman who loves me enough to take on my last name.
>>34068634Do women really get together to talk about sex and their husbands/boyfriends as muh as it's meme'd about? Do they do this after their mid 20s/early 30s?
I hate how much i find her attractive because shes annoying and a slut but I would fuck Belle Delphine till I pass out
>>34068757If you aren't dicking her down well enough, her friends will know.
>>34068720I wish it hadn't killed KurobaOtherwise it would be fine
>>34068759Something about her makes me want to rail her until I blackout in a fit of lust and regain consciousness hours later still slamming my hips into her.
>>34068759WHAT YEAR IS IT
Women, is this true?
>>34068768no.
girls, on a scale from 1-10 how much do you like getting pounded in the ass by a big cock ?
>>34068757This is also why you should never tell your girlfriend your weirder kinks. She'll instantly tell all her friends. Hire a professional if you really want to explore.
>>34068765Shes a brat with pretty eyes and a nice body
>>34068759That's the thing about being a maleHow many women out there that I hate but would still have sex with
>>34068757No. I'm in my early 30s but we haven't really talked much about sex after high school.We'll comment about it maybe if it's someone new but once you have an established relationship you don't really share details. We're at an age where most of us have an established relationship and it's weird to talk about your sex life with people who know and have dinner with your man regularly lmao
>>340687706/10. I'd prefer if it was closer to average, but it's just barely worth the prep and pain.
>>34068634What compels a woman to randomly mention her previous sexual encounters while talking to her current boyfriend? Do some women really believe that most men are ok with this?
>>34068768It's unbecoming of a man to perform cunnilingus
>>34068768No, personally I'm rarely relaxed enough to enjoy cunnilingus. But I really like dick and good sex.>>34068752Small things like make me walk on the inside of the sidewalk, if we're taking public transport or the plane he sits on the outside so I can be shielded.He picks up easily if a man around us is making me uncomfortable and he'll squeeze me a little harder and put himself between him and me. I don't know, small stuff like that. Just making me feel cared for.
WomenState age and if you could sit through a movie without pulling out your phone or other device
>>34068783moid hands btw
potato chip
>>34068781Why?
>>34068789No.>>34068787Early 30s. Most of the time, yeah, but it depends on the movie. I try not to out of respect for the person I'm watching with.
>>34068787F, 34. In a theater, yes. At home, no.
>>34068795>>34068797C'mon man.What if it was for the first time or a special one he wanted to make an event of and made popcorn and drinks and had the lights off.I thought at least 30s crew had more attention
womens state the size of your dick
>>34068800If it's special or important in some way, I'd be more engaged and less likely to use my phone or start sexy shit out of boredom.
time to watch some anime!!!!1
>>34068800As I said, I can watch a movie just fine most of the time. Last week we watched 4 and I never pulled out my phone or anything like that. But there are times when I just get bored. Like, a while ago he was trying to show me the extended version of Lawrence of Arabia and I wanted to die.
>>34068806Exellent. Its not every day and there will be plent of snacks and a midway intermission but it is important a partner have seen Predator at least once
>>34068806>sexy shit out of boredom....Pops in 2001.New secret weapon
>>34068815I've watched all the classic horror/slasher/thriller monster movies, obvs.
>>34068819Do you have a favorite?Predator was about as much action as horror. Sometimes I play the audio as he lights the fire and screams just before I walk in the gym to get hype
>>34068769>>34068783Why are so many women against getting eaten out?Especially since all of you keep saying you don't even orgasm from cock
>>34068827I find the experience of having someone's face inches away from my asshole a little stressful and don't enjoy it much unless I'm in the right frame of mind.I do orgasm easily tho so it's not that big of a deal for me.
>>34068824Of course.
>>34068829It's not someoneIt's your bf/husbandPresumably anyways
>gf refuses to use birth control >already got pregnant once>at the abortion clinic the nurse asked her if she wanted contraception, she refused, didn't even inquire (I don't even think she understands there's more than one)>I use condoms obviously. Ever since I am avoiding sex with her as much as I can. I respect her choice not to use female contraceptives, but I'm not interested in getting her pregnant again and this time she decides to keep the child. Is there any other way than to break up? She knew a year ago I didn't want kids and I still don't.
WomenHow early on did you learn to suppress being nice so that boys/men wouldn't get the wrong idea? Trying to convince myself this one is also all in my head before I make a fool out of myself.
I need to hold a woman upside down while standing and eat her out
>>34068840Yeah, it doesn't make it easier. I worry I smell bad, am dirty, am hairy, etc. There have been time when I've enjoyed it and was able to focus on the sensations without worrying, but most of the time I just don't get much out of it because I'm overthiking.
>>34068842You are both horrible human beings and should sterilize yourselves
>>34068849Go back to church fag lmao
>handsome face>look good in clothes>naked body looks asymmetric and weirdwomen, am I ugly?
>>34068850No seriously why don't you get a vasectomy? You're a literal child killer now, please end your bloodline for good this time
>ex gf wouldn't suck dick>fuck new chick a few weekends ago, after eating her out >"I don't suck dick"Christ. Is this a common thing? It's grim as hell.
>>34068853Y mad tho?
>>34068842Get a vasectomy if you don't want to have kids.
>>34068857I've considered it, but why is the prevailing attitude men should get surgery? There's plenty of options out there. It's why I use contraception. Why is it only my responsibility?
>gf left me because she's going through some stuffReally cool, what a great week I've had.
im bored
>>34068843I'm still nice with men, generally. I just step back if I think someone is into me.>>34068861>Why is it only my responsibility?Because *you* don't want to have kids. Why should someone else be responsible for it?
>>34068861Because you're the one who doesn't want kids, dumbass
>>34068866Circular argument, use critical thinking. That's why I use contraception
>>34068867>Use critical thinking YOUR CONTRACEPTION FAILED
>>34068852No.
>>34068870women are you JH=?
>>34068872Also no.
Was 4chan ever a good place to meet people?
>>34068778what im confused by this, i need you to elaborate 6/10? so basically you dont care if you are pounded in the ass? prefer it was closer to average? the dick or what? but its barely worth the prep and pain so what now bigger or smaller
>>34068878It was about 10+ years ago, I wouldn't meet anyone from here now though. But I met quite a few anons from different boards a long time ago.
>>340687700. I don't want to do anal
>>34068878its the only place you can safely meet your soul mate, trust me
>>34068881That makes me so sad. Where else is a slightly weird/creepy shutin woman supposed to meet an offbeat man to complete her?
>>34068883Nah, I've looked on /soc/ and it's just awful
>>34068885Idk, you can try some boards, but choose the board wisely.
>>34068882but you want your pussy pounded by a big dong?
>>34068878Like all things, millennials poisoned it so they could be the most unique and quirky generation ever
>>34068889And yet Gen Z one upped that with skibidi toilet and 6 7.
>>34068890Yes dude silly memes are way worse than a generation of Scott Pilgrims and Ramona Flowers
>>34068879I like buttstuff. It's kinky and feels weird in a way that I can definitely get in the mood to enjoy. But having to spend so much time preparing for it, as well as the discomfort that anal with a big dicked guy causes, greatly reduces how "worth it" I feel it is. Most of the time, I don't want to bother with all that just to get buttfucked when regular piv is easy and always great. And with a big guy, piv makes me way less sore.So yeh it's neutral overall, but I guess if I tried it with a guy with a dick that didn't hurt me as much during anal, I'd rate it higher.
>>34068891Yeah a gen raised on Andrew Tate and XQC will be far better lol.
>>34068894Stay bitter manchild
>>34068889what are you even talking about? 4chans best years were during the gen x and millenial age, it only really started to shit the bed in 2015 when zoomies became teenagers
>>34068896L rizz bozo
>>34068897>the best years were when I was posting and the worst years were when (You) were posting Lol
>>34068892so how many cocks were in your ass in total for this in depth analysis?
>>34068894>Andrew Tate: "Women need to be enslaved">XQC: "Flerbittigerbitabababadabada"
>>34068900Only one real one. Plenty of fake ones, though.
>>34068899it's factual though, everything got shaky during 2015-2016 and never recovered. it was still a fun time but the writing was on the wall. i also didn't post pre-2009 but even those fags held that things stayed good until the first election
Men would you find a fat woman attractive if she had a good waist to hip ratio
Men, I'm in a disagreement with some friends. Would you rather have:>a gf who doesn't play vidya outside of like mario kart and other casual stuff>a gf who regularly plays vidya>a gf who is better than you at vidya
>>34068894Zoomers are fucking doomed.
>>34068905Yes.
>>34068905Maybe.
>>34068878COVID lockdowns were the last chance to meet decent people on 4chan. People who were relatively normal could be found on /soc/ during that time. Now that society is back to normal, /soc/ is completely filled with abnormals.
>>34068905would you find a fat man attractive if he had a good arms to legs ratio?
>>34068905Yeah
>>34068913Probably
>>34068906I don't care, all of these could be great and all of these could be terrible depending on the rest of her.
>>34068902and you are not jh yes?
>>34068918I'm JH. I don't see how that's relevant, though.
This board could benefit from a "questions that don't deserve their own thread" thread
>>34068921jeez bc you are possibly the one (1) female whos lurking in this thread only. its like you are the female incel therapist by now it matters in so far as everyone whos lurked in this thread even a little bit already knows all your opinions
https://www.tiktok.com/@chiokb57/video/7507897575664586014Is it just me or does this TikTok girl have nice lips. I want to have sex with her and am jealous of her husband.>your gender>do you think this girl is conventionally attractive
>>34068926Not all of them, just the weird ones that get asked a lot.
I could never hate all women.Some are 100lbs, cute, like being came in, and will make you pancakes
>>34068929>I only care about things relevant to my lived experience Low iq
What’s a woman
>the tallest man in the world (8'11) died at 22 due to health problems>the shortest man in the world (1'9) died at 75Post yfw short men won
>>34068931Some women are very lovely
I'm worried about dating a girl who is too skinny because my cock is kinda fat
Do you take the efficient worker that’s a workplace cancer, or the lazy worker that’s a glue guy?
>>34068941>efficient as an antonym for lazy
>>34068943Not directly
>>34068941I need well behaved coworkers so I can increase my own efficiency, I don't really care if they don't do as much as long as they aren't a direct hindrance
>>34068634My boss (who I have a crush on and have made out with in the past but friendzoned me) asked me if I thought I was good looking.I said I'm very average looking, that I don't think I'm grotesque or anything but that I was very average. She refused to believe that I believed that and said she thought I was younger than she initially thought (she's late 20s I'm mid 30s) then said I was good looking and made a silver fox comment/joke lol.What should I make it this. Is she just toying?
>>34068952I remember you, she totally likes you
>>34068952You people need to do more with your lives. You have one thing happen and repost it for weeks
>>34068952Why is your female boss younger than you? Where's your self respect?
>>34068634I'm a woman that's been chubby/pudgy most of my life. Right now I'm the fattest I've ever been and I know I need to make some changes. I have been thin at one point in adulthood, but bad things happened to me directly as a result and I gained back all the weight and more slowly over the past couple years. I'm diagnosed with ADHD and my medication helped me slim down/not binge. I'm scared to get back on because if I ever get off them I wonder if it'll make it even worse. Should I start taking my meds again? Truthfully they did help me in other aspects of my life but I don't know why I'm so fearful.
>>34068963Is it because your dad is adhd?
i don't have a question i'm just insanely lonely, not a girl.
>>34068967He probably is
>>34068970If you feel the medication can help you, why not?
>>34068968>i don't have a question i'm just insanely lonelyWord
>>34068973I don't know. I don't want to do everything "right" again only to crash and burn and end up in a worse position.
>>34068976Think of it like this. The chances of crashing and burning weren’t due to you losing weight and taking medication. Fear of failure shouldn’t hold you back from walking the path to what you want
>>34068978I guess. Also a part of me wants to stay invisible. Not that I was a 10/10 when I was thin but I got a lot more attention and I didn't like it
>>34068981I know that feeling. Unfortunately, being truly happy tends to draw eyes lol. You could switch up your style to baggy clothes and stuff. That’s a different problem for future you, I’d focus on the health and feeling good in your skin
>>34068983Thanks. Hopefully I'll stop being a fat hog in the next couple months. I will resume medication tomorrow.
>>34068987You got this anon
Is it possible that I can only be in a relationship when every one else is single and vice versa? It feels like this keeps happening
Found out a female relative of mine was in a relationship with this guy who lied about several aspects of his life including his marital status, sexuality, and faithfulness. I don't know how people have the energy for all these elaborate schemes. I'm a complete loser who has no business being in a relationship and I can't imagine even bothering to try convince a woman otherwise.
Women, is it really possible to fuck you into unconsciousness?
>>34069000Its a lot easier to lie than you think it is and people are very willing to believe.>sexualityexplain please
>>34069000Lets try itConvince me right now to date you with truthful statements
>>34069002Apparently he crossdressed and was maybe on the downlow.
>>34068968Me too and i Am a girl
>>34069004No one except a pathetic loser woman would date me, and I don't need more problems in my life.
>>34068939Thats good because we have less padding in our pussies and can fit more stuff
>>34069009Why do you think that?
>>34069001Going to assume no
>>34069012I'm just an old unemployed loser who lives with his mom. This isn't a self esteem thing it's a rational accounting of the facts.
>>34068968I’m a little lonely, a girl
>>34069017Okay and I'm an old employed loser who lives with her momWhat else? Justify yourself
>>34069021Ok so you're also a loser in this hypothetical, I don't think two people with those sorts of problems would be good for each other and I couldn't really respect myself if I got into a relationship like that. It'd be like a kids game, not a real relationship.
I only think being a loser is bad if you're hurting people, which is rare.
>>34069025I'm saying being a loser is subjective. You might be a great person
>>34068635F they wouldn’t match with me
Killing myself
>>34069027>You might be a great personI'm not really a very good person but that's not even what I'm talking about. To have a functional relationship you need to be practically capable of certain things which I am not.
>>34068843I’m always nice, but will distance myself if they get the wrong idea
Why do i keep imagining being in a relationship if it just ends up making me depressed? What's the logic in daydreaming about impossible things that just make you feel bad?
>>34069032based
>>34068977As vague as always.
My roommate brought some random guy over at 2am thats great. this is great.
>>34069036That’s a form of OCD, go see a doctor
>>34069041Is he hot?
>>34069043Idk
>>34069041They should make a sitcom about a femcel and a stacy sharing an apartment.
>>34069042You're actually probably right now that I think about it. I was diagnosed when I was younger but I disregarded it.
>>34069042NtaReally? Oh shit lol
>>34068787F 22I can, but I don’t want to
>>34069047How'd you get a diagnosis
Is there a such thing as handsome loser neets? Like sleeper chads?
>>34069050From a psychologist or a psychiatrist. I can't remember which but I was seeing both pretty frequently.
>>34069046It'd end with a murder suicide
>>34068768No.
Am I just being a raging jealous bitch or am I mad there is a stranger in my house with no one telling me
>>34069056It’s you.
>>34069056You clearly need to get dicked down.
>>34069048When you think about good things and your brain find ways to make it a bad thing, yep. Very common form of OCD/depression
I'm falling down a Polish alt girls on Tiktok rabbit hole.I don't even speak Polish...
>>34069063Love Polish women, simple as.
>>34069061How do I know its not just me sad from what I don't have
i want p in my v
>>34069043He's ugly LOL
>>34069069What's his dick like?
>>34069069Sounds like the joke is on her lol.
>>34069069is your roommate also ugly?
How do girls cope with ageing?
>>34069065Only ever talked with one extensively, but that one I had a massive crush on.
>>34069071AActually it's on me ! This is fucking humiliaitng >>34069072No
>>34069073I thought I would look good at 26 because I looked 12 at 20 but I got legit uglier than anything I could've imagined
I have this delusion that things will get better
My observation is that very kinky women are generally... uglier and more likely to be overweight.Like, you write or hear a woman talk about hot kinky shit and it turns out she is fat.Why is that?>>34069077Looking like a 12 year old at 20 sounds a bit weird, so it's probably good that changed.What makes you feel so ugly at 26?
>>34069041Great just great
>>34069079It's called "hope."
lied to my gf of 7 months about my body count. im 26 and she’s actually my second besides a hook up. i told her it’s 10 because i felt embarrassed suddenly now im getting a strong urge to come clean, maybe because I realized she would not have judged me for being inexperienced but I thought so in the moment. do i just live with this or what
>>34069082Retardation
>>34069076>This is fucking humiliaitngHow?
>>34069074Why
>>34069083Do you think she cares?
>>34069073Idk, I'm in my late twenties but I regularly get told I still look 18. I'm more scared of becoming disabled as I age
>>34069087What why?
>>34069086I couldn't do it even if I wanted to
Postin n peein
Did the new captcha kill the thread?
friday night plappin
>>34069088we were on the topic a while ago and she asked if she was the person I’ve slept with the most and how much I’ve experimented. i told her she is and that I haven’t experimented at all really. she said she really liked that, and that she can be my first for a lot of stuff makes her feel good. in the past she made some comments about the amount but that has stopped since that conversation
>>34069097Current femanons are just too weak and flimsy.Gonna jerk off to something better and then be productive.
"i hate men" Bitches when some frat boy gives them attention. fuck off
>>34069099She is going to fist you.
>>34069066It could be. I can’t diagnose through the internet. Just a sloppy guess
>>34069090Just why
>>34069106I was obsessed with the idea I might have it at one point but ultimately found it unhelpful to consider myself disordered
Latest news on impulsive purchasing spree.I bought a new dish dryer since my old one is getting nasty, and is plastic.
It's not worth it.
might kill myself if I don’t get a raise soon. My boss has been telling me we’ll be doing reviews as soon as our project is done but the deadline for that keeps getting pushed back and frankly, I’m not ready to hear a number less than $80k but this job market is so terrible that I don’t have the capability of simply job hopping to a better place
Dating dudes who don't want to be seen in the light of day with you
>>34069068>i want p in my vWhat's stopping you?
>>34069115me too
>>34069120his v used to be a p
>>34069056>Am I just being a raging jealous bitch or am I mad there is a stranger in my house with no one telling meBoth?
>>34068693Anon, the romantic story is their entertainment, their trying to raise their kid brother to be responsible, and when they find themselves in the arguing car-ride with the bad boy they feel disappointed. Like they wish their bad boy boyfriend would get a job. That and they're trying to upkeep a good image. Maybe women just see a lot of us like damn children trying to be cool while the men they like actually can do it. It's a balancing act in being the hardcore guy. The femcels here aren't telling you it because to find out is fucking dangerous and they'd much rather you not give yourself and them trouble. I hate giving this example because I sound like a crackhead when I do, it's like goldilocks and the three bears, not too much not too little just right. Translation: not too nice, not too bad, not too mean, just right. You have to be so bad to know what it is like, to then use it as a tool to help women raise a child.
>>34069051>Is there a such thing as handsome loser neets? Like sleeper chads?No. Being a Chad is at least as much about confidence as it is about looks. Genuinely confident people are never loser NEETs.
>>34069118Women love doing this.
>>34069036>assuming daydreams are logicalWhy would you do that?
>>34069026>I only think being a loser is bad if you're hurting people, which is rare.Only a loser would think like that. >>34069032>Killing myselfAny chance you could get on with it instead of coming on here looking for attention instead?
>>34069026Depends on the type of loser.If you get into remationships, very well knowing you are too mentally ill to have a healthy one, you are very selfish and shit.
>>34069083Just b honest>>34067224Thx for the encouragement btw the party was a good time Racing to work rn tho ttyl geezers>>34069079Not delululu, manifest it <3>>34069063Alexa play polish cow meme>>34069051>handsome loser neets? Like sleeper chads?Deffos a good few years ago this was kinda meOnce I did like a modelling thing at college with a stacy, then I spent all the money on alcohol and vidyaTtyl guys, at work rn drunk af lol
>>34069115>might kill myself if I don’t get a raise soon.Any chance you could get on with that instead of coming on here talking to us? What's up with with all these pussies who are incapable of suicide? Embrace the spirit of feudal Japan: samurai were expected to disembowel themselves with a wakizashi at a moment's notice if they disappointed their lord. You wouldn't have caught them whining to their fellow samurai "ooh, I'm THINKING about committing seppuku". You disgust me.
>>34068676We are in love with you but you cherry-pick signs why we aren't then you go on your tirade why most men can't love but only a few can. Then you either go lesbian or go use your boyfriend as an example of your point. Yes that is what you say and it appears true. Yeah you can convince a supreme court judge that is true. But like politicians and the epstein files us guys know something is up when you act particularly strange behind the scenes when you appear like a Catholic nun to the world.
>>34069112>It's not worth it.God, it's another one. You're right: kill yourself immediately.
>>34069083>do i just live with this or whatIt's slightly better to tell the truth too late than not to tell the truth at all.
>>34069079>I have this delusion that things will get betterBy definition, you can't have a delusion that you know is a delusion. Words have meanings.
>>34069125You can be a good looking guy tho and have no confidence and a loser mentality, I think that was what anon was referring to
>>34069080>My observation is that very kinky women are generally...That has not been my observation.
One more day of work and I get 5 days off.
>>34069000>I'm a complete loser who has no business being in a relationship and I can't imagine even bothering to try convince a woman otherwise.Well, yes: the fact that you don't have the energy to pull off something like this is *why* you're a complete loser who has no business being in a relationship. Obviously, most attractive men are not engaged in that kind of deception, but all of them have the theoretical capacity to be if they wanted to: having that kind of energy level is a necessary component of being attractive.
>>34069083Anon if she finds out, it's better you were yourself. Women who pick at things aren't worth it and are superficial golddiggers who never find love and instead just a shit ton of older guys to use. What a fucking boring life women face, just finding a cool older guy to fuck and impress to friends. Ladies, I'm gonna turn from cuckboy to a man to get you to stop this dumbass cycle, like yeah you don't want to fuck someone as immature as me, but sex with me it isn't something frowned upon as illegal but like a damn socially acceptable hentai you could get off on. And don't tell me you don't know what that is when you are directly on a porn site.
>>34069147Based, njoy
>>34069143>guys I’m hot I swear I’m just a loser because of my attitude
>>34068939>I'm worried about dating a girl who is too skinny because my cock is kinda fatHer not being fat isn't a problem, but having a very narrow pelvis actually might be.
>>34069143>You can be a good looking guy tho and have no confidence and a loser mentality,Not really. People with no confidence and a loser mentality don't look after themselves or maintain their appearance. And, even if someone did somehow manage that combination, they would still not be a Chad. Being a Chad takes more than looks.
>>34069097>Did the new captcha kill the thread?Am I alone in actually liking the new captchas? They're much quicker to solve than the old ones.
Who the fuck is Zach? I leave for 2 days and there's all these new people.
>>34069001>Women, is it really possible to fuck you into unconsciousness?Did you never fall asleep right after cumming? There's a reason why the French used to use the phrase "la petite mort" (the little death) for post-orgasmic lethargy.
>>34068963>Should I start taking my meds again? Truthfully they did help me in other aspects of my life but I don't know why I'm so fearful.I don't know why either. If it helped you before, it probably will again. Taking them for weight loss is a bad reason for taking them, but if it helped your life in general, then obviously yes, you should.
You got one part of that wrong. This…is not Discord.
While ago i went from working full time to working only on weekends.Its enough to live, even though i have to kinda live modestly.My sister said i should place job application for office where she works because they need "smart people" It would be way more work hours per week than usual and better pay.Theres a problem though:I dont really want to work whole lot.Its not like i have family or anything, and my dating life is non existant either because im not good looking or socially developed enough to get a girlfriend.So yeah. Its saturday today and I'm working and i had an extra day yesterday
>>34069010So skinny women are looser?Good to knowGonna date exclusively bottom heavy girls now
>>34068905>Men would you find a fat woman attractive if she had a good waist to hip ratioYes. But this is sadly quite rare.
>>34069156>Being a Chad takes more than looks.Yh that was my main point>>34069153Well I'm kinda uggers now but my point was just that there are decent looking guys who are just losers and virgins for other reasons >>34069165Do it for a few months at least dude, you can always dip but at least you'll get your money upI'm similar I'm a freeter I work various part-time jobs to maintain my simple life I'm shitting on company time rn lol. But try the job, you might like it mate.
>>34069073What gave her baboon face at 22?Stupid bitch had looks to become ig starlet at 18, wasted it on being a mentally ill whore
Women are heartless
Anyone else really drunk/hungover rn at work btw or just me Talk to you bitchez on my smoko xoxo
Men, are your imaginations really so under-developed that you can't masturbate to a fantasy?
>>34069169>What gave her baboon face at 22?Buccal fat removal.
>>34068905Id date a chubby chick if she had really nice ass and boobs yeah.But also depends how fatTaking control of your diet can improve womans looks by a LOT
>>34069173No, I can do it, sometimes it’s hotter
>>34069172Just you.
>>34069173I can and do a lot
https://youtu.be/8LdLIqkmMB0
>>34068892I like those kind of posts.They make my average 6.5" pp bricked up
>>34069172Fuck no, I don't drink but even if I did I feel sick enough in the morning as it is.
>>34069173I do it somewhat oftenBut the moment i say i jerked off to mental imagery of this chick i saw at gtm and her perfect butt shape, it gives women an ick.
>>34069073BrvtalImagine being a young woman, see yourself in mirror, look amazing, get tons of attention anywhere you go, then suddenly you start noticing little bit less of it, and less, you see all the makeup product ads and spend money on it, then first cosmetic procedure at early twenties, first lips, gotta have those DSL right, then buccal fat removal, its very popular in hollywood right i need to do it to be pretty...Its so twisted
I am installing a CPU AIO cooler for the very first time.Wish me luck pls.
>>34069190*sends vibes*
Me and JH>>>/gif/29971240
>>34069196>has titsfake JH fan
>>34069198Dont be mean.They are modest and very sensitive.
Moids, would you financially support your gf/fiancee/wife/etc if she was still in med school (no debt, I'm europoor)
>>34069201Fiancee/wife only.
FemoidsWould you support your bf/fiancee/husband financially while hes in med school? (No debt)
>>34069209Husband only
>>34069209I supported my ex and he was employed.
>>34069073I don't think much about it. I have a healthy lifestyle, take care of my appearance and go with the flow mostly.
Srhddgwgvdgsehxufjdggfnfz vzhbxbbzvmx zgnzbhgssdkofssvigjfgjgczdhtegHow's your day going?
Wheres my cute white boy bf :c
>>34069215I ate him.
>>34069209I would, yeah. I supported my ex boyfriend and he cheated on me anyway so lol
>>34068878>Was 4chan ever a good place to meet people?Back when it was a place for contrarians, yes. Since the alt-right nutters and the incels moved in, no.
>>34068861>I've considered it, but why is the prevailing attitude men should get surgery?It is by far the most side-effect-free form of contraception. You'll have a little pain for a week or so; from that point on, for the rest of your life, you most likely won't notice the difference. Anything a woman can do will seriously fuck up her body chemistry in one way or another.
Where do I find an autistic gf?
>>34068759I get that. I felt the same way until she started doing porn and then she just gave me the ick
>>34068658You're a retard.
Tfw physically but not mentally tired
>>34069250Best kind of tired, gives you the comfiest sleep
My lust died the second I wrote the average feminine nature on paper and stratified it according to its moral nature. I am now convinced that the only thing you are supposed to do as a soul, as a man is to wrestle your own flesh into submission, find God and develop a prosperous and altruistic relationship with our creator in order to escape this prison. 99% of women are half humans with no souls, everything they strive for and enjoy is ultimately evil in its nature. The very core of femininity is absolute evil that seeks to devour good men with the same glee and joy youd get from stomping out some dorky kids sand castle.Once I realized why women are the way they are, it's like I've finally been enlightened as to why hermit monks become hermits in the first place. It's all a lie, its all a joke. This planet is a prison, women are archons who genuinely don't give a fuck about anything but they have to pretend to have interests beyond themselves just so men dont become suspicious and notice the huge disparity in the nature of each gender. It's not a complimentary nature, it's completely one-sided and parasitic. The entire role of women is to entrap a mans life force and pull another soul onto this false reality incarnation trap. Thats all they were designed to do. Satan takes a hold of their hivemind vessels with comedic ease and no resistance. They are all beyond corrupt, they fall apart once a month and endure pain unless they fulfill their ill-natured task. There is nothing in this world worth striving for besides Gods love. There is absolutely NOTHING in this world that is worth your place in heaven.
>>34069234she did call JP getting KO'd thoughdouble broken jaw kek
Where do I meet clingy gf
I'm horny!
Women, would you date a _ and _ guy?
>>34069177Fack rly....>>34069181>I don't drinkNot even water?? Bruh.......I'm going on my lunch break to get more booze, gib voca reqs if u likeHanging out with brass band rn I feel like Mr. Bean kek https://voca.ro/1evjdv2iN1bW>>34069284A hangman geezer?? They'd want to HANG out with him lel
>>34069250https://voca.ro/1ci7zrNi5hRJ
>>34069177https://voca.ro/1apRcQavdsHb
Why is the thread so ded, did everyone die
>>34069302Yeah, I'm a ghost.
>>34069304Omg rly?? That's cool can you go through walls and stuff Wait when I finish my pint let's have a ghost chat
>>34069215I'm hiding in my apartment
As a man I don't really care about sex right now but I want to cuddle a lot. Should I look for an FWB/ONS and just have sex in order to get cuddles or explicitly look for hugs?I tried being honest about my needs and wants but the only girl I had a shot with just told me to find a girlfriend but I don't want a girlfriend. I want something casual and easy
The bar is in hell
>>34068861it's the most effective one with the least noticeable side effects. doctors are a lot more ready to approve it, it's cheaper, and less invasive than permanent female options. other options for women are hormonal and behavior changing
>>34069316why don't you ask a friend to hug you
If a woman had a healing factor superpower wouldn't she be in a constant period? Also she could get pregnant for centuries which is pretty hot
>>34069318What’s on tap
>>34069304>>34069309https://voca.ro/1ds9Vt74CJCN>>34069318https://voca.ro/1h2h0dWDFwm6
>>34069328ABBA https://youtu.be/ulZQTrV8QlQ
>>34068854hellll yeah i'm so proud of her
>>34069325explain your logic because i don't understand the connection
>>34068827>all not me, bitch. maybe your dick is just too small. i have no issues coming from dick but i am a size queen
>>34068901Xqc invented "it is what it is"
>>34069196Idk why I expected a gif of some random black girl that looks nothing like me getting jackhammered and creampied. You guys have conditioned me to expect the worst.
>>34069354You're a dumb attention seeker whore
>>34069352https://voca.ro/1h2h0dWDFwm6
>>34069302Normies are out there shopping and preparing for their goyliday.
>>34069361You hide behind a screen your whole life because you're too much of a pussy to ever say that to anyone's face. I'd knock your teeth out.
>>34069354Have you ever dealt with racism outside of 4chan?
>>34069364Stop projecting
>>34069362https://voca.ro/14zL9DFhVrpG
>>34069367Of course. At all ages, from people of all ages, pretty much everywhere to some degree. It hasn't all been malicious, though.
>>34069363You're the normalfag. They're probably using their other apps like discord, telegram, etc
>>34069364Why do 4chan girls only respond to negativity?
>>34069374I like responding to posts that engage my emotions. It's just unfortunate that way more people on 4chan want to make people angry instead of making them happy.
>>34069323I don't have female friends anymore
>>34069375Very childish way to conduct yourself
>>34069380I'm overly serious and busy in my life. Getting a chance to just do what I want online is nice.
>>34069381You're a bully irl
Everybody got gift cards from me this year. I really phoned it in.
State gender, do you agree with this statement?The more learned and witty you be, the more fit to act for Satan will you be.
>>34069387Sodomy was enacted upon you, wasn't it?
>>34069375I don’t think I’ve met another oldfag that likes to feed trolls as much as you do.
>>34069390Nope.
>>34069381I thought you wrote "overly serious and busty" and I was really confused, as I'm pretty sure you have small breasts with ugly nipples.
>>34069389I will agree with anything you say
>>34069385Not since highschool.>>34069392It's pretty nostalgic, right?>>34069398Correct. My chest is very sad. I'll forever be grateful for people who like what I'm working with existing.
>>34069389MNo.
>>34069409>It's pretty nostalgic, right?Not so much. Just a bit worrisome.
>>34069234>>34069258Him leaving his mouth open is the only thing that kept him from getting knocked out, but yeah, fucked his jaw up major.
What would you do if a stranger came up to you and threatened you with acts of anal buggery?Or what if it was a family member, close friend, or someone you knew, breathing down your neck and begging to plow your anus with his cock? (or with a strap on if they are a female woman)
>>34069413Sorry to worry you, then. I try not to engage when it's clear that someone is just plain malicious with nothing interesting to share.
>>34069415M>strangerGet a picture of him and contact the police.>relativeBeat the fuck out of them and/or call the police.
>>34069387This is only funny if you tell everyone not to spend it all in one place.>>34069415There are two people that could get away with doing this and neither are family.
>>34069415If the stranger is you I am in ecstasy, otherwise no thank you
>>34069420My brother used to sometimes act weird and make gay passes at me like asking if I wanted to make out or explicitly saying "I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle." It was fucking weird. I also caught him jerking off one and he kept bringing it up unprompted. Holy shit I don't need to talk to /adv/, I need to talk to a therapist.
>>34069377Why, was there a rumor that you are a rapist in your community, so now women avoid you?
>>34069426I had to share a room with my brother until I moved out because we were the youngest. He would jerk off just to get me to leave. I threw near boiling water on him one time for it.
>>34069374negativity causes more engagement from everyone everywhere. it's a known phenomenon for social media
>>34068634why tranny edition?you have /lgbt/ we've been over this
>>34069431I'm surprised you didn't permanently maim him in an acid attack and willingly go to prison for it. Anyway I think you'd like prison, there's a lot of gay sex there.
>>34069420>This is only funny if you tell everyone not to spend it all in one place.lol. I’m gonna have to start planning gifts in October next year. I was at a loss for everybody this year.All the babies are old enough to have jobs and buy their own shit now.Lil sis got a Sephora gift card, lil bro got a YoungLA gift card, baby cousin got a Nintendo eShop gift card.Got my parents some wall art.
>>34069318yeah sothe bar is at the highest point it has ever been in human historythe downswing is starting. you're not going to make it.
>>34069435>we've been over thisFor the rest of your life you will continue to witness people repeating conversations which you thought you had already concluded. People simply don't really remember or care about their conversations with you. You're not that important.
>>34069318If the bar is so low, why can't a charming slob and a glib sleazeball like me, a modern Fritz the Cat, land easy sex with a hot babe? Fuck I wish it was the 70s, imagine all the NYC punk, hippy and junkie chicks I could be plowing right now.
>>34069429I had one, then we had sex couple of times and our friendship ended
What's up, WHORES?
Have you ever woken up to being anally fucked without expecting it?
>>34069129>Any chance you could get on with it iAnything for you
Will we ever learn about an Epstein-like figure who abused dogs and cats instead of kids?
>>34069468Michael Vick
>>34069472Did he rape them?
>>34069475Metaphorically, yes
What does it mean when you keep getting handwritten messages slipped on your doorstep saying YOU WILL BE RAPED? Should I be concern?
>>34069472Michael Vick served his time, paid his debt to society.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDOYN-6gdRE
>>34069479It means you got doxxed. I got similar threats when someone connected my identity to nudes I posted on /b/.
>>34069479Why do Indian men spend all day posting shit like this on the internet
>>34069482Biden was so based before he got cloned
>>34069482I'd forgive OJ Simpson before Michael Vick.
>>34069415>beggingMoids always find a way to present these disgusting acts they crave like they're doing you an enormous favor by providing this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity
>>34069486why do you spend all day posting this shit and pretending to be indian
>>34069491I would feel a lot better about the thought of being murdered by OJ if he still looked like he did in the '70s instead of being fat like he was in the '90s.
whats it like to be someones fvorite, number one person? i'm not even my brothers favorite sister, and im his only sister. my parents prefer him to me. i don't have a best friend. all my friends like each other more than they like me.
>>34069497>i'm not even my brothers favorite sister, and im his only sister.Then, by definition, you are his favourite sister.
>>34069496You think he gained weight for the trial? The glove can't fit if you fatten up your hands...
>>34069479You should talk to the police, yes. Also, get a doorbell camera.
>>34069415Report them to the police.
Having a beer with breakfast uh oh.
>>34069497It's cool I guess, I don't give it much thought in the way you're describing it. It's nice knowing that people love me but it doesn't have to be a competition
>>34069462Statistically, some people on here probably have, and would prefer not to be reminded.
>>34069501You have to gain significantly more weight than that to start getting fat stored in your hands
>>34069500no. he calls our cousin his favorite sister, verbatim.
>>34069510You're absolutely right, he deserved to be acquitted.
>>34069389M, no
>>34069389Did you mean to type act as a Santa?
>>34068634Women, do you have a preference for moustache length? Do you want the upper lip completely unimpeded by hair or do you prefer a slightly longer stache?
>>34069526Do your best
>>34069501From what I understand, he stopped (or started?) medication that, as a side effect of stopping (or starting) it, could cause quite a lot of swelling. It's been a while since I read about it, but yeah, the glove would normally fit.
>>34069531I know what my girl and I like but I'm curious how others feel. I can't really imagine anyone liking a stache long enough to cover the upper lip since you wouldn't even be able to feel the lip when kissing but I'm curious to see if I'll be proven wrong
>>34069540>I know what my girl and I likestopped reading there fuck you and die
>>34069541No thank you
>>34069497>whats it like to be someones fvorite, number one person?I wouldn't know. Love my family equally and maybe I'm my dogs favorite, maybe.
Single guy here. Which mustache looks best?
>>34069526I like the PI/Don Frye type mustache
>>34069557I feel like "beardstache" is the only one that makes sense in the modern day. All standalone mustaches just make a guy look like a pedophile or porn star.
>>34069561I feel like you're just parroting what other people have to say without actually believing it, like people who like to act grossed out by the word moist.
>>34069564>answer my question>NO, WAIT, DON'T ANSWER MY QUESTIONEvery time.
>>34069557Those thin ones that don't even touch the upper lip are horrid, looks like a high school douchebag or some guy selling porn DVDs off a dirty van. Every other type is hot.
Women, how exactly am I supposed to make up for my small pp if you don't even like cunnilingus?
I wish I had a 95lb woman so I could bully her pussy with my cock
>>34069567Am I wrong, though? I've heard people who say the pedostache thing tell me I look good with a mustache.I have a hard time believing anybody seriously believes anyone with a mustache looks like a pornstar.
>>34069571Show me a woman that doesn't like good head and I'll show you a liar.
>>34069568Do you have a favorite out of those? I have the chevron.
>>34069575Yes, Anon, you are wrong. You have thin skin and instead of accepting that people are telling you their own personal truth you delude yourself into thinking that they're lying to you or lying to themselves. You don't even let yourself consider the other possible lie, that people who think you look like a pedo are lying when they say that it looks good because they don't want to hurt your thin-skinned feelings.You're wrong because you argue when people give you honest answers, so you shouldn't ask these questions in the first place.
>>34069578>their own personal truthlol. Alright JH.
>>34069576See >>34068783
>>34069578>you argue when people give you honest answers, so you shouldn't ask these questions in the first place.This should be the img for the next thread.
>>34069575Why would facial hair be exempt from looks-based associations? A long white beard+stache combo will make the guy Santa if it's full and a wizard if it's wispy.
>>34069588All I was saying was that the pedostache bit is a little hackneyed.
>>34069592Yeah, you would say that.
>>34069593:| I'll leave you to it
Guys, whats the best way to do it?
>>34069600However your heart tells you to
>>34069601Carbon monoxide
>>34069602See you're getting it
Women how the hell do you deal with having long hair? I'm growing it out for the first time and it's so annoying, it tangles and sheds like crazy. This shit makes me wanna kill myself.
I could sleep or I could game. Or I could shave my head, get something to eat. Buy more alcohol
So you don't like me anymore? Sorry for being honest to you I guess
>>34069609I braid it a lot, brush often, use a lot of products
I just had sex a few minutes ago.
Women on a scale of 1 to 10, how willing are you to give blowjobs?
>>34069618
>>340696248 if I like and trust the guy, my sex life with him is good, his dick is clean and small, he moans in bed, and eats more fruit than meat. Otherwise 1-3
LadiesI have a very desirable girlfriend and I see myself as somewhere along the average Joe portion of the spectrum. For as long as I can remember, I have felt like love was conditional for a bunch of reasons I won't get into right now, so I am constantly fearful that someone might "take her away from me." Do I just need to accept that she loves me now, it's my turn, and that if she does choose someone else, then I didn't want her anyways? I've been trying for a while, but it doesn't seem to dull the fear as much as it makes me sound callous. Or is there some other way of thinking about this issue? The only reality based experiences that I have to work with are a handful of failed relationships that involved them being unfaithful at one time or another.
>>34069629>more fruit than meatYou don’t have to let the dude cum in your mouth. Just fucking blow him and let him cum on your chest or something.>Small dickWeird.
Okay moids I have an important question for youMargot Robbie or Sydney Sweeney?
Has any couples with an age gap talked about retirement plans with each other? The girl I have been talking to is a fair bit younger than I am.
>>34069632Margot Robbie.
>>34069632Anne Hathaway
>>34069632Younger Margot Robbie was hotter for sure. Sydney Sweeney was also hot like a couple years ago but she seems to be getting uglier by the second, plus her voice is terrible.I guess I’ll go with Margot even though she’s kinda a hag.
>>34069621What kind of hair do you have
Women of Reddit, how would you feel if your boyfriend wanted to have sex in a grinch costume on Christmas Day? He’d be wearing the mask the whole time and making his voice sound like the grinch.
>>34069631>You don’t have to let the dude cum in your mouthIn my experience a dick will leak the whole time it's sucked>WeirdGirth turns the whole act from something romantic and sexy into uncomfortable physical labor
>>34069632You
Women, thoughts on being treated like a resource?
>>34069633Yes, our situation may turn out to be a little more unique, but in essence, I will just be getting a bit of a head start and I can sort of focus on domestic tasks as she continues to work, thereby taking some of the burden off. I will essentially become an old ass house husband unless I somehow start a business that I can run until I die. Other than that, we still intend to make time for old people things, romance, travel, etc.
>>34069632Honestly, neither
>>34069632SydneyMargot is too skinny and always had a wrinkly hag face.
>>34069643I'm not white
>>34069640>cosplay sex>with the man cosplayingAn obvious joke, men would rather kill themselves than put that much effort into arousing and pleasing a woman
>>34069650I know, around me you turn red
Women, if you wanted your man to have cosplay sex with you, who would you want him to cosplay as?
>>34069650even better
>>34069651I just wanted to take a vote of opinion. I’m dating this girl but we’re still learning what we like. We haven’t done cosplay yet as we’re still pretty early in the relationship. I would ask about cosplay sex, but then it would ruin the surprise. My plan is to not be home when she comes back from her parents, then try to sneak in like the grinch with a bag of presents (for her) on my back
>>34069651I have never in my life heard of a woman wanting her man to wear costumes in bed
>>34069657Lmfao
>>34069633I have a friend who is dating a 60 year old man and we've been mocking her a lot around his upcoming retirement.
>>34069654I'm also not asian
>>34069632While Sweeney has a few nice angles in Google images, I just feel like Robbie has a more overall interesting face. Their builds are somewhat similar, so that isn't much of a factor. I dont know what either of them are like as people, so I can't speak on that either.
>>34069659Wild. Is she in her twenties or thirties?
>>34069660Jackpot
>>34069660We love dark areolas 'round these parts, femanon
>>34069663She's 31. He's a friend of his mom.
>>34069657That’s why I’m asking. I’d feel like shit if I tried to have fun with my girlfriend as the grinch only for her to get the ick and think I’m a weirdo.
>>34069664>>34069665Okay, I refuse to believe you're not making fun of me
>>34069632>Margot Robbie or Sydney Sweeney?NAM, but Margot every day of the week and twice on Sunday>>34069636>Anne HathawayBased>>34069653>Women, if you wanted your man to have cosplay sex with you, who would you want him to cosplay as?Doesn't this depend on the guy?>>34069662Margot Robbie looks like Jaime Pressly
>>34069653Bond. James Bond
>>34069666What a mess. Think she's gonna marry him?
>>34069669let us find you attractive, nerd!
>>34069201>>34069209Aren't doctors meant to be rich and shit? Shouldn't you be the one doing the supporting?
>>34069670>Doesn't this depend on the guy?Just engage with the hypothetical lady.
Over the next two years I plan on using a combination of penis stretchers and pumps to get to a 8x6.5 inch dick. I will also be heavily strength and stamina training. Someone has to wreck holes and I want it to be me
>>34069623I didn't
Women I like the sound you make when you breathe while you're sleeping.
>>34069675Okay, admire me
>>34069674Even worse, I think she's going to try to have a child with him. We had a big fight last week about the fact that it is just plainly irresponsible to be having kids with 60 year old men, for her and especially for the hypothetical child.
>>34069639Long
>>34069679Will that fix your autism though?
>>34069687I don't think it'll matter at that point
>>34069680Wanna change that
>>34069692No
>>34069609It is annoying, but I look so cute with long hair according to my husband so I just keep it long. If I'm not on a date, it is in a braid.
>>34069684Ahhh I was hoping you wouldn't say that.Hopefully she comes to her senses. The kid could come out retarded and she's gonna be a widow in 20-something years
>>34069686Yeah but like, texture/thickness wise and shit. I thought women were all over this.
>>34069678If he had an adequate physique, Broly from the 2003 movie.
>>34069682You're not just a pretty face with an honest smile that warms my heart and deep eyes that I get could lost in, I know that you also have an open loving heart and an intriguing mind that captures all my thoughts.
>>34069691You wish this were true don't you
>>34069693>Naturally handsome>Good guy>Still has eyebagsI want to kill the retarded Becky that made this image.
What are some relationship problems that can’t be solved by communication?
>>34069693I'd rape him
>>34069703He loses sleep pining away each night for you and only you.
>>34069693I am a longer haired version of this guy but fail on these fronts>no past gf>virgin>feminist (I'm not a misogynist but don't identify as a feminist; I think identity politics are silly)>progressive (I'm a religious guy so probably fail by virtue of that alone)
>>34069702I don't think I'm on the spectrum, if I am I don't think it has affected me much. I just want to make women's pussies sore
>>34069693>feministlmao. no sane, honest man is in that camp. only camouflaged predators and low IQ boys who's T levels are under the floor
>>34069694Why not
>>34069704Any differences in goals, values and lifestyle that parties are unwilling to compromise on.
>>34069707There is no way anyone that desperate is ever holding out for one person.
I think I might have done it
How do I stop feeling like a beta because I don't cheat on my gf?
>>34069714He's desperate only for your love, and only your love is worth that desperation. Why do you doubt yourself?
>>34069698It's medium density but very fine individual strands so it gets tangled easily, sometimes it's wavy sometimes it's not
I don't want to hate women, it's just that they force me to.
>>34069715Done what o vagueposter
>>34069704lots. you can communicate all you want but if they keep making bad decisions it's over. every time a woman tells her man "I'm cutting my hair short" and he says "I love your long hair, I would be heartbroken if you cut it short" and then she cuts her hair, it's OVER. Communication solved nothing.
>>34069700Good boy
>>34069711Not feeling it
If every woman went up 2 cup sizes the world would be a better place. I'd also make it to where their back doesn't hurt and all their clothes immediately change to compensate
Why can everyone else vague post but I can't I hate you people
>>34069727Who says
>>34069726I agree but they get back problems because they never make their back strong and their clothes doesn't change to fit
>>34069723How about you feel me hehe
Women Would you date a dyslexic man who often misinterprets your texts
>>34069726I'd also shrink their waist by 2-4 inches
Girls, help me help my bro. We concluded it's whore games, but I'd like female opinions (besides what our hg said):Bro is older, in college. Starts talking to a classmate girl almost daily for a month, including pictures, voicemails, connecting etc. recently, at night thry were talking, he asked for a selfie and she sent one of her with a hickey.What the absolute fuck?
>>34069726If every man went up 2 inches taller the world would be a better place. Some of you might need more than 2.
>>34069726I think you mean down two.
>>34069733Yes, sounds hilarious. I'd send him voice messages tho <3>>34069735She was trying to make him jealous. Just ghost her.
>>34069727Because you are here everyday and say the same (vague) things every day
>>34069715whaaaaaaat did you do spill the beans god
>>34069737Probably>>34069738nah, I like big boobs
>>34069738Opinions are not accepted from men who spend all their time on anime and video games instead of meeting women in the real world.
>>34069743So what bitch so do a million other anons
>>34069735Probably an older picture that she really likes.>>34069716>How do I stop feeling like a beta because I don't cheat on my gf?Realize that people who cheat are weak and undisciplined. Especially funny when manosphere retards say men need to be more disciplined but can't prevent themselves from fucking any woman willing because they're deeply insecure and need the validation.
>>34069699I'm not sure what answer I expected but it wasn't this.I think the best you could get is probably new Broly
>>34069738Unsurprising that, on top of everything else, you're also a pedo
>>34069747>meeting women in the real worldAn actual waste of time.
You will never be allowed into a funded doctoral studentship.Your only option will be pay to play online doctoral degrees "designed for working professionals".You have failed to engage seriously with academia.Stay content with your Master's degree, and find a career outside of your field of study. This is your punishment.
>>34069753I dont even have a masters. I am thinking of getting one but I honestly dont see the point
>>34069509lol they got butt raped!
>>34069737Tbh that wouldn't fix much, cuz we'd all be the same height relative to each other still. Standard just moved 2 inches up.
>>34069714lol lmao
>>34069755A Master's is only worth it if your program is well-networked, or if it's a Master's along the way to a doctoral program. Just be aware that in a lot of fields graduate education is these days expected to be something you do after you have an established career, not at the start of your adult life.
>>34069753Man, I only have an associates from like a decade ago. I might want to go back, though. I just don't know how to make it practical with all the other things I want out of life.
>>34069748SO TELL US!!! DAMN!!
>>34069735>man messages women at night begging for pics>isn't into slutsI don't understand men
>>34069762SERIOUSLY LOL
>>34069757NTA but, as long as women don't become taller, it'd be great.
>>34069632hmm sydney
>>34069760I am in CS and getting a masters while working would help in getting management positions I think but getting more yoe is much more important
>>34069765Were mostly competing against other men
>>34069768I don't give a fuck if my husband is the tallest man in a room tho, I care that I feel smol in his arms.
>>34069765Tall women are awesome, dude. However, it would be nice if more women in common discourse were open minded about fellas under 6ft
>>34069771I bet he cares though
>>34069763Youre missing the context. We were drinking and she was at home with her friends. She even sent a pic of the friends.I know all of this, I had to keep him from texting her back or call her after the pic.
>>34069726Me, personally? I would keep all their bodies the same and just make more of them wear skirts and stockings.
>>34069751>the topic is boobs>anon thinks of childrencurious
>>34069772>Tall women are awesome, dude. Nothing against them.>>34069773I guess, we never talk about it for sure.
Would you rather make women orgasm twice as often or twice as intense?
>>34069699He seems like he would be sadistically violent in bed>What do you expect, from a true freak?
Who else celebrating sonnenwende tomorrow?
Women. You are dating the man on the left. He shaves his beard, and now looks like the man on the right. What is your reaction?
Women why do we have to do all kinds of psychological witch voodoo sex shaman shit to get you off? It's not fair.
>>34069779Twice as intense, I think? The first option sounds like it would see me spending less time inducing them which sounds like no fun.
>>34069784"Should've known better bitch. No guys with beards"
>>34069779Twice as intense easily . Most women are happy with one orgasm every session. Twice the impact would guarantee she never gets tired of having sex with you.
>>34069784I would never date a man who wears earrings
Male anons, which desert would you want your gf to make you for your birthday?
>>34069790Gobi always sounded tasty.
>>34069790Chocolate ice cream cake. There’s a Store that makes it near my home and it’s fucking delicious but super expensive/
>>34069790I'd say cupcakes or apple pie but if she made those she'd be my wife and not my gf
>>34069790Antarctica is cool
>>34069794You're a meanie. *Dessert >>34069796I was pretty 50/50 between key lime pie or apple pie. I'll see what I decide to do tomorrow.
>>34069790Apple or cherry pie with vanilla ice cream.
>>34069778I think it's true for most men
Women do you know just how easily you can crush our hearts? Like little paper balls.
>>34069790something with dark chocolate or with strawberries
>>34069802They enjoy doing that, actually.
>>34069762And when I do no one gives a fuck
>>34069804Women do you enjoy doing that? Is it fun? To tear us down?
>>34069790That's not your bf.
>>34069806Yes.
>>34069805Ok I'll give a fuck this time. I promise.
>>34069727just do it bro, sometimes you just cant post detailsno one that i know will read them but i just dont want to be specific about some things
>>34069805ffs you have two of us on the hook right now, just spill the beans already
Women, can I stare at you on public transport?
>>34069812No, that's creepy, unless you're Chad then it's totally fine.
>>34069790It's hard to go wrong with the classic chocolate chip cookies. But if she's feeling more ambitious, cherry pie would be lovely.
>>34069813Best be careful or I'll stare at you, lil nigga.
>>34069779>>34069786>>34069788>Twice as intenseBrutal>>34069782Maybe, but him licking the blood from his lip really did something for me >>34069784I would never date a fat guy to begin with.>>34069815I make the best chocolate chip cookies. The secret is in the brown butter.
Femanons is it a deal breaker if your man wants you to make cheesy porn sounds when he fucks you?
>>34069820>I make the best chocolate chip cookies. The secret is in the brown butter.Never even heard of brown butter, but I'll keep it in mind if I ever get into baking.
>>34069820Whatever happens to quality over quantity
>>34069822What are you waiting for? Your entire life is "maybe I'll do something eventually, someday, maybe". Go bake right now.
New business idea.>buy www.onlyfats.com>host an onlyfans equivalent of fat men*>targeted advertizing towards.women into the fat/daddy/etc. type>rake in massive revenue, while also enjoying making lewd shitThoughts?*only me>>34069812
Women cheat as they breathe
>>34069822You just sauté it a little bit from what I understand. Makes a huge difference
>>34069825Ignore that accidental quote.
>>34069822>Replies in 36 secondsLol
>>34069827Good thing I've had a cold non stop since I started working with little kids. No breathing babyyyy
>>34069825You're forgetting one crucial aspect anon. You're thinking with a man's brain.
>>34069830Didn’t know we had someone here keeping the minutes.
everything that women value is simply wrong
>>34069828>You just sauté it a little bitI definitely know what that means...
>>34069834Haven't seen you keep a bitch
>>34069833I know there are women who look for specific fetish stuff online.And I know there are those who even pay for it.I would probably make some free stuff too on my wall. Honestly, I don't mind if some trannies or men bought subs too, I would still specifically target a female demographic.
>>34069836You Google it. You put the words "saute butter" in Google and then you read what it tells you. How are you this fucking helpless? Are you still waiting for someone to teach you how to wipe your ass?
>>34069836Put it in a pan what gets hot and heat it hotlike, heat styleI’m probably misusing the word honestly. But all you do to get brown butter is brown it in a pan without burning it
>>34069821>Femanons is it a deal breaker if your man wants you to make cheesy porn sounds when he fucks you?This lowkey sounds really fun.>>34069822Brown butter is when you cook butter until it browns. It adds a really rich flavor, especially salted butter. >>34069823>Whatever happens to quality over quantityI don't know if you've ever had a really intense orgasm before, but imaging twice fills me with no small amount of trepidation.
>>34069842Nigga this guy's probably never cooked in his life, only makes instant microwave shit, can you blame him.
Is it ethical to rail a woman 60lbs lighter than you as hard as you can?
>>34069840You're gonna get like 6 viewers bro, if women are into fat guys they'll just go out and fuck fat guys. Porn is a man thing.
You guys have never made a deep chocolate brown roux as a base for your gumbo.
It's kinda depressing that it's easier to become a millionaire than to find a gf
>>34069847Yeah. Don't see the big deal.
>>34069852Yet you have neither
>>34069843Heat it hotlike heat style. Noted. Future me is going to be baffled by these notes.>>34069844>cook butter until it brownsOhh. I thought it'd just melt.
>>34069856You brown it after it melts.
>>34069850Elaborate girly dishes are a woman's realm. Food is fuel to me.
>>34069848Not everybody wants that danger, why do you think they are into fanfics and shit?
How do I cook food?No, but how do I cook food?No, but how do I cook food?
>>34069859Gumbo isn't an elaborately girly dish.
>>34069850No, but I have made it for pasta sauces. I’ve never made gumbo, now that I think of it.
>>34069857I am clearly not very versed in the art of cooking. Maybe I should learn how to cook more than 3 meals.
>>34069855I'll have a million in 30 years
>>34069860>dangerOh nooo he’s going to eat all my snacks and snore loud as fuck aaaaiiieee
>>34069862Mix em in a pot and cook em like gumbo
>>34069850I used some chocolate in my Japanese curry paste.
>>34069869Calm the fuck down, Kitten Poster.
>>34069869For what reason
How big does a cock have to be before you refuse sex?
>>34069867lmao you idiot.*munches on a cookie while waiting for his bathtub to fill up*>>34069727Well it would be better if nobody did, no?Be the thing you want to be or whatever the saying goes.
>>34069845>Nigga this guy's probably never cooked in his life, only makes instant microwave shit,>can you blame him.Yes. Who prevented him from learning to cook? Who put a gun to his head and told him he's not permitted to learn to cook?
Women, thoughts on men who try to keep a straight face when they see you but no matter their efforts a smile always cracks out?
>>34069870That's not what I meant. Making a dark roux is when you mix together flour and some kind of fat then cook it while constantly stirring as the color gets darker, chocolate brown is a good place to stop.
>>34069877BASEDThe cutest thing in the world.
Both gendersThoughts on hotdogging?
>>34069878Ye.And I said the only time I ever used choccy for normsl cooking.
>>34069872I humiliated myself in front like 12 people
I think I should become a women's romantic fiction writer
>>34069880Don't want skidmarks on my dick.
>>34069882What'd you do. What was the occasion.
>>34069883what would you write? you should write something for avoidant girls, all romance is written for anxious attachment foids and it sucks ass
>>34069880Eh. Don't think it'd do much for me as a focus. Might be fun casually while spooning though.
>>34069882Seems like a bit of an overreaction anon
>>34069868Goin' off on a motherfucker like thatWith a gat that's pointed at yo ass>>34069850>>34069859Cajun and comfort food is great for meal prep, tho.>>34069856>Ohh. I thought it'd just melt.No, it continues to cook. You can even burn it and it becomes really bitter.>>34069873>How big does a cock have to be before you refuse sex?Over 7. The risk to reward ratio becomes too high at that point. Not sure on girth, but if it doesn't fit, it doesn't fit.>>34069880>Thoughts on hotdogging?I bought a 10 lb box of Bright Leaf hotdogs online because an Army buddy put me on them. They're so good, and regular hotdogs don't compare.
>>34069887>you should write something for avoidant girls,nta but tips?
>>34069886I don't want to talk about it>>34069889No, because this always happens. Everywhere I go everything I do people laugh at me and talk about me behind my back.
>>34069887>you should write something for avoidant girlsEw.
>>34069873girth that would actually tear me, idk how much that would be, but length is never really an issue, just put less in
>>34069892What's the point of ventposting and vagueposting if you don't talk about it
>>34069885I've decided just now that this is called chili dogging. You're welcome.
>>34069856>Ohh. I thought it'd just melt.You thought it would melt into the pan?
Women would all marry the same guy if they could.
>>34069899Yea, me.
>>34069898>You thought it would melt into the pan?No, just that it'd become a liquid. Although I guess that doesn't necessarily disqualify it as a cooking ingredient.
>>34069900I'd marry you too bro. Mwah.
>>34069883
>>34069896It helps a little without forcing me to dox myself
>>34069899Tell us about him. What is he like?
>>34069892>No, because this always happens.Hopefully that changes someday. Suicide isn't the answerHow old are you, anyways?
>>34069900>>34069903MPREG!!!
>>34069905It's not like those 12 people are here
>>34069905>It helps a littleNtaDoes it? Because I see the same shit posted all the time and I just assume it's the same people doing it again.Just point out right away you don't want to go into details instead of baiting (You)s.
>>34069910This is my personal diary, you people aren't real. No offense.
>>34069914!?
>>34069914>No offense.None taken, since I don't take vagueshitters seriously.
if you think about it femcels are really just having 10+ periods/year for literally 0 reason
>>34069899If I had to marry a guy, it would be Eric Janicki, and I don't think most women are into that kind of guy.
>>34069887Well specifically what depends on whatever inspiration strikes at the given time. But I think for women like that I think I would make him unable to be scared off by her, and apologetic and empathetic rather than annoyed by her behavior. So that she learns over time that instead of running away in fear she can run to him like a castle.
>>34069922:|
>>34069923Are you prepared for his heart to blow up from the roids at any time?
>>34069918Thanks for understanding little bot boy
Is a 6 inch circumference around my cock too big for the average vagina?
>>34069923
>ruined society>still wont have sex with me Women are evil or something. This proves it. Why would anyone not want to have sex with me? Yeah thats right because they are evil
>>34069922enter:
>>34069940I want to have sex with you. You have nice luscious booty cheeks.
I'm also struggling with being ugly if anyone care about that
>>34069948So like everyone else here then
>>34069891I once fleshed out a lil story, it would take place in a small italian village, they have known each other since childhoodhe lived there his whole life but as a kid she would spend summer break there ever year because it's where her grandparents lived and they had spent year after year growing up together, roaming the pine forests, going on adventures, skinny dipping in the river and ofc ultimately ending up trying out what kissing each other would be like then her grandparents die and she doesn't come back anymore, gets sucked into city life, but she keeps thinking back to those summers spent together, she gets nostalgic and returns to the village and bumps into himthey immediately reconnect as if they hadn't lost contact, spend every day together, ofc end up having amazing sexafter her vacation ends, they both go back to their own lifethey keep that up for a few summers, then they consider spending more time together, her moving to the village or him moving to the city but neither would feel happy in that setting so ultimately they decide to simply keep this to a four weeks a year relationship where they put all the intensity of one year into 28 days and continue to do so indefinitely I called it 48 weeks of solitude lol
>>34069948I think I've cared about that itt a few times, but have another
The Order of Operations:You will be1) shushed 2) plapped
>>34069930Somebody is prissy.
>>34069928Yes, but that's why having a cycle is so important.>>34069936Not too big, but definitely a stretch. Ideal for most women is 5. >>34069937Tick TockHeavy like a Brinks truckLooking like I'm tip-top.shining like a wristwatch>>34069948Ask ChatGPT to rate yoy
>>34069955>Ask ChatGPT to rate yoyDo not do this
>>34069950See, we can all get along. You don't have to be a bitch to me>>34069952Thanks>>34069954Maybe you>>34069955>Ask ChatGPT to rate yoyThat shit does not work
>>34069925yeah but thats the thing, avoidant love stories always have the ultimate end goal of curing their avoidance instead of simply letting them be and enjoy the time they do have together which makes me want to throw up
Ugly people be like "omg I'm so ugly no one will date me" ok but will you date an ugly person? That's right sit down
>>34069955>Not too big, but definitely a stretch. Ideal for most women is 5.Fuck my stupid girthy chud life
>>34069925Does such a man exist?
>>34069955That guy is not cycling LMAOAlso be prepared to peg him every night, it's probably the only way he can cum
>>34069956>>34069957But it was nice to me :(Reddit, /soc/, and face analyzers give me like a 7 or 8.
>>34069957>ThanksYou probably aren't even very ugly, ugly
>>34069966>Also be prepared to peg him every night, it's probably the only way he can cumI already said I would marry him, you don't need to convince me.
>>34069969It doesn't even know what it's seeing. It's designed to gas you up no matter what you tell it. You just believe it because you like the result.
>>34069969NTA but you should ask it to rate you from a male perspective, not a female one.
>>34069951my god lolIf I'm taking anything away from this, it's>get cheesier!! get schmaltzier!!fun read, thanks
>>34069959Yeah but a bittersweet story like that feels incomplete, I feel like the characters would never be truly happy and they'd just swing around between lust and longing. >>34069964For only 19.99 he'll be on your Kindle forever
>>34069961I have and I will>>34069969It gave me a 7 too and I'm a 4 at best
I hope my future woman likes me being strong. Otherwise I've been wasting my time
State genderHow do you decide where to hike or talk a walk to? Do you always go the same route? Any favourites? Keeping track of it even?
>>34069984>I work out for female approval
>>34069984of course she'll like that
>>34069982>never be truly happy because you're projecting what would make you happy on to others but some people would truly be happier if they were allowed to just be the way they are without someone trying to change or fix them, which to me would be the ultimate happiness and love
>>34069964Maybe, but he'd have to be about as mentally fucked as women who excuse and stay with abusers.Both genders would need to have some deeply rooted traumas to accept such horrible behavior.
>>34069983How about an idea you post yourself here and we rate you
>>34069985Take a walk, I always go near my house.Hikes, I trust my best friend and my dad. Both love hiking, I just get them to tell me where to go lol
>>34069981not everything has to be a 50 shades of grey adaptation
>>34069990Avoidants are abusive? How?
>>34069987I workout because I like it. I workout hard so it can be enjoyed by others
>>34069989Maybe those people were just not meant to be in a relationship.
Chokers are so hot
>>34069989At the end of the day all art is an expression of the artist. But you are right exploring new perspectives even if they are uncomfortable can be fun. I will keep this in mind.
>>34069991Maybe if you gave me a billion dollars
>>34069995that was at least not my angle. I mean to say it's good to know that my own tastes aren't too sappykinda a ridiculous thing to worry about now that I'm typing it out
>>34070004Ok how about just with me then
>>34069996don't bother, it's the anon that claims avoidant people are monsters>>34069998why? who said relationships have to be a daily thing? why do they have to fit some narrow idea of how to have a relationship instead of being adapted to the people having the relationship? they could both be avoidants that still have a desire for romantic connection every now and then, so nobody feels like they aren't getting their needs met
>>34070001
>>34069996I didn't say they are abusive. Not necessarily at least.But what the other anon asked for is for a partner who... is honestly kinda fucked, I don't know how else to put it.
>>34070010>Wants to own wives like property>Upset when she looks like a slaveCurious fellows these Muslims
>>34070010I’m supposed to give a fuck about what a muslim with no upper lip has to say?
>>34070003yeah, makes sense maybe it would be better for an avoidant person to write stories like that, all writing is auto biographical/self insertion to some extend >>34070007oh, I see, my bad
>>34068787F, 25Yes>>34068939I don't think fatness correlates to pussy tightness.>>34069073By not injecting myself with fillers and tanning my face to the color of a hot dog for starters>>34069083You can tell her if you want, it seems like kind of a moot point now
>>34070014MEMRI TV is Israeli propaganda, as absurd as that might sound
>>34068939pussy would logically be tighter if she was fat cause of all the extra mass crammed between her organs and bones
>>34070009>they could both be avoidants that still have a desire for romantic connection every now and then, so nobody feels like they aren't getting their needs metYeah but then how are you going to get to a point of things working out and doing things together if both characters just got no or little interest in that?I imagine having to rely on an avoidant person who just goes "uhh not this week" when you need them must suck?
>>34069885Lol, I dont think that'll be a problem you need to worry about anon>>34069888UnderstandableI personally want to try it, and especially feel the semen on my back..
>>34069073>this is what glass skin obsession and plastic surgery blindness does to a mf how is this pic 26? she looks like a 43yo milf that used the money from the divorce to get a face lift
>>34070018Wallah brother they all wish to defame us
>>34069961Women control dating 100% and many of the ugly ones, I'd say most, have bfs out of their league.
>>34070016At the end of the day someone like that would know better than anyone else but I still think it's a fun exercise to try and get into the mindset of someone else
>>34069073By completely avoiding the sunAlso it was in the cards, she looked 16 years old already at 10
>>34070036Your league is by definition what you can pull. It isn't their fault you're more attracted to men
>>34070024because they don't need each other? they want each other their life was fine alone, they can still just live their life independently and the other is merely a lovely addition to get some cuddles and actually have something to tell each other after almost a year of being apart
>>34070027>I personally want to try it, and especially feel the semen on my back..Well I doubt many guys would say no to trying it. I'm certainly not one of them.
>>34070034I'm a Christian. Norman Finkelstein reported on this like 20 years ago
>>34070038thats true, mark of a great writer to be able to accurately capture something they can't personally relate to
>>34070008That is a useless sample size
>>34069998NTA but as someone with an avoidant girl friend and seeing how she handles things, I agree
>>34070040Mate, the vast majority of men can no longer pull. I know 6'3 guys with athletic bodies and incomes in the 0.5% who worry about living the rest of their lives alone and dying alone. This needs to be repeated: women control dating, men have no choice.
People doing pda in front of me Should I blow up the building?
>>34070055Yeah you should probably blow up the building
>>34069609>tanglesBraiding it (or putting it up if you're not worried about breakage) to sleep was a game changer for me.>shedsI've yet to find a solution to this, lol. All you can do is brush it.>>34069624FIn theory 8, never done it though.>>34069735Definitely trying to play mind games.>>34069784I'd tell him to grow it back out
>>34070053avoidant people aren't supposed to be in a relationship with non-avoidant people, ofc that will go horribly wrongbut if needs and wants perfectly line up then there is no problem with that dynamic
Liking men doesn't make me gay. I can look at a man with nice defined features, dark flowing hair, light but gentle eyes, well trimmed facial hair, and a well built body that he obviously worked hard for, and appreciate him aesthetically without wanting to fuck him.
>>34069955>Tick Tock>Heavy like a Brinks truck>Looking like I'm tip-top.shining like a wristwatchThis nigga MOISTYThis nigga ZESTYThis nigga GOT DESIRESThis niggas ASS ITCHY FOR SOME ACTION
Thoughts on hags?
>>34070055
>>34070054Normal men have choices. Autistic, friendless men will have less choice.
>>34070049It's what I aim to be able to do, writing a character from their own perspective fascinates me
>>34069632Margot Robbie, Sydney Sweeney is overrated, so is Sabrina carpenter. Celebrities as a concept are overrated
>>34070059>>34070042That's completely alien and hurtful to anybody who isn't avoidant.So yeah I agree with you, avoidants being with avoidants is probably fine.
>>34070054>who worry about living the rest of their lives alone and dying alone.Why?Because they only want Stacy?
>>34070071have you written stuff before? what was it about? >>34070073glad we can agree on that
>>34070013I wasn't followingIs it possible to be an avoidant person who wants eternal devotion?
>>34070068You can keep repeating this generic drivel but it doesn't make it true. Look at how many guys are struggling. The 'normal' ones are like 2% of the population and only if they managed to 'pull' between 15 and 22. Women also make the rules here. Women control everything and (almost) everyone.
women would you rather marry an anon, or a namefag?
>>34070050Better than zero ain't it
>>34070064They are my peers.
I ate baked camambert and grapes, it was delicious state gender and what you're eating
>>34070082anon
>>34070075No women are interested in them. Women are busy swiping and syphoning energy from simps and dating the same few guys on a rotation.
>>34070075>not wanting a fat whore=you want a StacyIf you ever went outside, you'd realize that men are settling for everything with a vagina in 2026
>>34070045Same God brother. Jesus is in the Quran.
>>34070080>possibleAnything is possible, it'd just be insanely selfish. lol
>>34070082namefag, I like guys that can't help raking up a reputation even if they try to blend in tripfags absolutely not tho
>>34070081>Look at how many guys are strugglingI know plenty of guys who have gfs, wives and normal lives. If a man is attractive and is struggling to date, 99% of the time he's horribly autistic, isolated and has no personality.
>>34070087:O
>>34070086Jealous!M, just ate a York peppermint patty I got in a goody bag the other day.I had a latte and a Caprese sandwich for breakfast. About to run some errands and get lunch; not sure what yet.
>>34070064Anime niggas will be like "she's an older woman" and the only difference between her and the other women is that she has bigger boobs
>>34070096or a very shitty personality
>>34070096>I know plenty of guysYeah, I bet. So does your pussy.
>>34070088Have they gone after one single mid or ugly girl?
>>34070091He's revered as a prophet in Islam, not as God Himself. Not really the same god at all.
>>34070044Oh okay lolI hope so
>>34070092Why
>>34070099>York peppermint pattyhad to google that, it looks interesting is that a bit like cream filled after eight? >latte and a Caprese sandwich for breakfast10/10
>>34070108What?
>>34070100thats the joke in the image, yes...
>>34070104Not sure what you mean by going after. There's no chance to even approach anyone and on dating apps every woman rejects 99% of options.
>>34070064I killed the one in Baldur's Gate 3 yesterday. She was easier than I remember on the first playthrough. Maybe I should up the difficulty.
>>34070095>even if they try to blend inYou... Know that the entire point of namefagging is to stand out, right?
>>34070103I've been with the same guy for almost a decade lol
>>34070109>is that a bit like cream filled after eight?It would seem so, yeah.That was indeed a very good breakfast.
>>34070117The point stands.
>>34070112Why's it selfish
>>34070116no, you mean tripfagging
>>34070120I haven't slept around, anon. No matter how angy you get on the internet.
>>34070122Because it's very one sided.
>>34070115I pushed her into that bigass hole, but even that was an ordeal on Tactician. Downed everybody but the guy who got a lucky Athletics role and shoved her to her doom
>>34070114So they didn't even try
>>34070130Bashing your head against a wall for years and years, expecting different results, is quite a mental thing to do.
>>34070124Are you retarded
>>34069753I have a doctorate degree and now work in healthcare with said degree
>>34070128But then you won't get her loot! Unless her corpse is actually down there when you jump in, which would be neat.
>>34070132Nta>Things should just fall into my lap, it's not far!
>>34070133are you?
>>34070133yeah
>>34069790Oreo cookies, just the cookie not the cream
>>34070140I legitimately don't know how you don't see putting a nametag on as standing out
>>34070138Things literally fall in a woman's lap. That's what they expect as well. You must admit that it isn't a level playing field. Dating, if it even exists anymore for most men, is immendely imbalanced in women's favor.
>>34070136I'm just that much of a stone cold badass committed to roleplaying
>>34070132? But they didn't even bump their head once>>34070145Men are supposed to show initiative. Men think they don't have to chase at all anymore and that they don't have to show interest. It's baby behavior
Can i hit on girls on LinkedIn?
>>34070150>Men are supposed to show initiative. Men think they don't have to chase at all anymore and that they don't have to show interest. It's baby behaviorIt's baby behavior to expect men to still chase after you when you're a shitty, cruel and hypergamous person and hook up with every hot man in your way, if you're able to. That's baby behavior, not a guy trying to preserve his sanity in a world that's deliberately bade to be harsh and unforgiving by women.
i miss having a boyfriend
>>34070155women are not into men
>>34070155>t. has had a bf 2 weeks ago and will have another in exactly 3 days and 1 hour
>>34070079A little I'm not very good. Things like songs or poems, sometimes short stories but I'm not very good with prose.
>>34070154No one is forcing you to chase whores and sluts dumbass. You guys ignore normal women because they aren't straight out of your favorite porno and then get mad she's like that
>>34070157>2 weeks agoit's been 4 years so that 3 days is a little overdue
I have a horrible urge to make slow love and cuddle alot, girls will never hate Christmas as much as I do for giving me these feels
>>34070159Are you deaf? "Normal women" ignore everyone, they act the same as Stacies. The only difference between a "normal woman" and a "Stacy" is how they look. Stacies often have had FEWER boyfriends and hookups than the fabled "normal" woman.
>>34070145Yeah nigga it's not, that's how the world works, it's not fair. You're sitting here in an air conditioned building with electricity and plumbing with the luxury of wasting your time posting on the internet, meanwhile there are kids in the 3rd world who shit in holes and get their limbs blow off by landmines for no reason, I bet they don't think that's fair. You either suck it up and do the best you can or shut the fuck up and do nothing, but by God don't whine like a bitch and act like the very women you revile.
>>34070155Get to work.
>>34070166Ironic. You're here as well, gaslighting people on the internet instead of toughing it up. Go back into the sewers this instant.
>>34070165A whore isn't a normal woman Just because that's the only type you hang around doesn't mean it's normal
Women, thoughts on men who want to throw their lives away and die like a pawn?
Whens it going to be my turn?
>>34070172Bold of you to assume he ever hangs out with ANY women.>>34070174Just bend over bby grill
>>34070172Technically she's not a whore. She's a normal woman. A normal modern woman. Far be it from me to insinuate that women's reproductive rights should be taken away (again!).
Men, what are some small gifts you'd like to receive for christmas?I bought the big one, but I want to get more packages for him to open.
>>34070169Am I the one who's complaining about women not walking up to me and sucking my dick? Am I the one who's whining about having to work for things you want? I'm telling you how it is, I'm not gaslighting anyone. You just refuse to take anything into your own hands because you're a bitch, you think you can never be wrong and that it's never your fault.
Why am I jealous of women who are with men who I would never be with?
>>34070082The humble Anon, of course.
>>34070173THESE MEN ARE PAAWWNS>>34070178Extra special sex.
>>34070180Because you're gay
>>34070127What if both people want it?
>>34070186Nta but what sane person would want that
>>34070180Closeted gay...?
>>34070188A committed relationship ? Sorry I think I confused you
>>34070191An avoidant one though? A committed relationship where she's pulling away randomly? Doesn't sound fun
>>34070186Good luck finding that and having it long term. lmao
Men, which of the BlackPink girls do you find most attractive?
>>34070184>>34070189I'm not gay
>>34070179You're asking why other men are not going out there and "redeeming" their universe mandated "normal" woman. I'm trying to tell you that you're delusional. This PUA and tough guy slobbering that you're doing right now is pointless and pathetic.
>>34070194Arr rook same
>>34070191Don't be disingenuous.
>>34070194I despise women
>>34070194Jennie seems incredibly slutty, which makes her the hottest. But she is generally the prettiest too.
>>34070169>>34070196>responding seriously to a troll who wishes he was blackDon't bother, he's a retard
>>34070192Maybe you make them feel like you are flighty and they don't feel you are actually committed?
>>34070196I'm not asking anything I'm telling you that you're a bitch. I'm telling you that when you sit here and cry about women all being whores you're exactly like the women who sit there and cry about not finding a good man or whatever. I'm not trying to change your mind or anything since it's obviously impossible because you haven't mentally matured past childhood, I just want you to know that you exactly parallel the very thing you do fervently hate.
>>34070194sorry, i'm not going to look up their names3>1>4>2
>>34070205Yikes!
I wish I was Chad so I could punch women whenever I felt like it and get thanked by them for it
>>34070203How would I be the flighty one, in this scenario she's the flighty avoidant one, not me
>>34070206?
>>34070166ayo nigga u b da tuffest anon of atoga frfr :100 emoji: :fire emoji:
I'll just make this simple, no details ir backstory or context. What indicates that a man genuinely really loves you and wants to spend their life with you? And what shows they don't?
Women, thoughts on flighty men?
>>34070192Im asking if it's possible to only be avoidant at the beginning but once they're committed, she doesn't pull away at all >>34070198I genuinely wasn't
How do people even have sex after college? In college it's just easy, go to events on the weekend and there are girls there for the same reason you are. I got laid virtually every weekend. Now that I've graduated I can't find anything comparable. Bars are just full of old fucks who don't want to talk. Clubs are full of ugly people and girls that just freeze you out
>>34070212That depends on how much you show it.
Women please love men
>>34070215Yes
I wish I could take another virginity but I doubt it will happen again
>>34070215They keep go-bags, backup women (whom they actually are constantly fucking) and lead you on. They are noncommital and nonchalant, they do not actually care about you.
>>34070215I sometimes wish I was a pilot.
>>34070224Don't we all.
>>34070222How'd you take the first one
>>34070212Is he willing to sacrifice his own happiness/comfort for yours? Would he be able to let you go if it meant you were better off, or would he still try and keep you even if it was worse for you in the long run?
>>34070225No, because some are afraid of heights. Luckily I never was.
>>34070194Lisa
How to get a woman to take my virginity?
>>34070217You're now the ugly old fuck. Sorry
Any older NEET with 0 self esteem somehow thriving in life now?
>>34070233Hold her at gunpoint
>>34070219Women DO love men, it's just that they only love 5% of men and the rest of them might as well not even exist to them.
>>34070229Hm this is something to ponder thanks
>>34070233You have sex with one.
>>34070212>he loves meHe’s constantly interested in hanging out with you, can’t keep his eyes off you, always seems to be happy to see you, brings up a future with you and has demonstrated concretely that he’s trying to make that future happen.He puts his money where his mouth is, basically.>he loves me notHe says one thing and does another. He’s constantly making excuses.He’s always trying to change you into something you’re not. He doesn’t listen to you.
How to get a man to give me back my virginity?
>>34070180You're jealous of the fact that these women are in relationships?
>>34070217Do people fall in love at these college events? Or is it just a venereal disease fest
>>34070237There's literally billions of moids (terrifying)
>>34070242Have him baptize you
>>34070155What are you doing to get a new one
>>34070237>Women DO love men>they only love 5% of men
>>34070243Yea
>>34070246We should send them to war and the coal mine/construction sites
>>34070212>What indicates that a man genuinely really loves you and wants to spend their life with you?Your happiness is his priority. Above all else and above his own, he cares that you're happy and safe. He will happily sacrifice for you.He consistently tries to be a better man for you. No man is flawless, but a man who loves you will try to be - he'll try to improve himself, to improve his life, and to be the best partner he can be for you.He is loyal to a fault, and only has eyes for you. He will not make you feel insecure or jealous, compare you to other women, or disrespect you. You don't have to beg him to not like some bitch on IG, you don't feel little because he comments on every hot waitress.He enjoys spending time with you above all else, and he makes time for you every day - even if you can't meet, he'll call, text, whatever.He cares to make your life easier. He notices things and solves problems for you. He is thoughtful and kind.He keeps his word.
>>34070242Do you still have the receipt?>>34070251You couldn't figure that one out yourself?
I could give him my virginity right now if he asked
>>34070242No masturbation for months and your hymen will regrow
>>34070252Those men had virgin wives. Good luck selling single men wars and shitty work now lol
>>34070238I know you said no details but is there a particular man in this picture or is it just a hypothetical
>>34070255>You couldn't figure that one out yourself?I want to stop feeling that way
>>34070245Sometimes. But I mean, if you go out to the frat/sorority houses to find a party and get laid on the weekend the girls probably aren't looking for a boyfriend. You'll have an intense night and swap contact info if it's good but I doubt a gf is in the equation. But it definitely happens
>>34070258me?
>>34070173>thoughts on men who want to throw their lives away and die like a pawn?They value glory more than their own life. And would rather fight a rich man's war than life a fulfilling life.>>34070174>Whens it going to be my turn?When you make it yours. Life isn't a line you wait in, it's an experience you jump into. >>34070217>How do people even have sex after college?I didn't have sex until after college. You just meet people.
>>34070262Have you tried getting a boyfriend
>>34070262NTAThen get a man.
>>34070262Pray about it
>>34070259Sex tearing hymens is a myth btw
>>34070242No refunds
>>34070268Cums and gayers!
>>34070055Lol yeah I fins PDA obnoxious af also, get a bloody room>>34069985>How do you decide where to hike or talk a walk to?When I'm late for walk and have to powerwalk thereWhen I want alcohol and walk to the shopWhen I want cigarettes so walk to the shop>>34069961>will you date an ugly personI have actually she still lost interest >>34069880I don't wanna know what this is but I like hotdogs
>>34070242No refunds, dumb whore.
>>34070260Slavery:
>>34070272Fuck off and die.
>>34069873I'm not gay so I guess >0 inches>>34069861Follow a recipe dude>>34069852I had a gf when I was making minimum wage as a cleanerI'm too stupid to become a millionaire
>>34070276Lol
My roommate just closed my door so she could make out with her boyfriend in the living room. Is this hell? Is this actual hell I'm living in?
>>34070261There is a particular but you also reminded me of a man 10 years ago and his actions, which was as much confusing to me then
>>34070279Call me up and we'll make out nuch louder than them.
>>34069812NAG but as a British person it's an unwritten rule that you don't look at anyone on public transport>>34070217>in college it was easy... I got laid every weekendIt wasn't for me I'm still a virgin ;_;>>34070276Say please, where are ur manners
>>34070276Best to ignore the sexpest creep
women would you date a man that debunked feminism with facts and logic in 2015?
>the narc started his worthless spamRIP thread.
>>34070259Is it true?
>>34070279Just listen through the door and masturbate like a normal person.
>>34070287>>34070284Watching crazy niggas fight each other is why I come here. Fuck me mental illness is fun.
>>34070290I'm not being locked in my own fucking room
>>34070173Indifferent
>>34070281What are/were they like if you don't mind describing
Please God all I'm asking for is a non terminally online normie
>>34070279opposite or same sex roommate?
>>34070293Apparently you are though. lolIf you wanna be bold, record it on video and upload it here.
>>34070283Dude. Lose weight until you're a slim boy, dress well and smile. Be a fun dude and go to a party. See girls, talk to girls, don't obsess over or be desperate for girls. You will have sex I swear.
Please God all I'm asking for is for women to suffer
>>34070178A flash of whiskey, pack of ciggies or a kiss
>>34070288According to a vagina book I read, yes
>>34070290>tfw my roommate is Chad and I do this basically every day
>>34070300>You will have sex I swearNever happened for me mateGlad you had fun thoAlso I got slim again but ye I don't meet any girls
>>34070304I have just been on her insta lol
>>34070306Every campus is full of total whores who WILL sleep with you. Spread out, find where the normies go to party
>>34070301Why are you so evil
>>34070304>>34070308She's married, like all women her age
>>34070299I opened it because fuck her and they went in her room. Which she should've done in the first place
>>34070304Her hair looks very thin and dry and fragile and even a little damaged maybe
State GenderWhat movie sex scene most accurately depicts how you have sex?
>>34070304I really do not like this hair cut I don't think it's meant for girls with straight hair
>>34070311Women started it.
>>34070312Uh, good for her?>>34070313That's my girl!Now next you're going to pee in front of HER door to mark your territory! Become the alpha chad femanon you were always meant to be!Recite some old Babylonian text if you want the guy to fully freak out and never come back.
>>34070310Well I dropped out of uni so too late for that lol
>>34070321Fuck you
>>34070310You are wasting your time on a mentally ill narcissist that has no value.
>>34070296They had quite different pasts but were both very sweet and kind as I knew them. Neither were in a great period of their life financially or stability but they worked hard. The first simply couldn't be because they felt they had too many difficult circumstances and chose not to be with me instead someone older and established, I was several years younger and in my early to mid 20s. The current one chooses me but hesitates from his past and I feel the same might happen again, where someone I thought I could rely on and was safe, is just gone. We seem so close and happy and then he just panics and doesn't want me around, to be close, has doubts, then takes it back, but the doubts remain in my heart and soul. Yesterday we had such a conversation over the phone, when I was meant to come spend the holidays there and stay for awhile, he said he has opened Pandora's box by expressing these feelings and changed our relationship forever, that it will never be the same now, but that he wished it would be even better than before. We've been together almost 2 years. And we've gone back and forth from living separately in the same country, to living together, to living long distance. I guess I wanted to close the distance again and he didn't. Now I feel like he doesn't actually want me. I'm afraid to even see him again.
Why am I always dancing around scared of overstepping peoples boundaries when they do not give a FUCK about mine!!!!!!!!!!!! What kind of retardation was I born with?
>>34070325NO FUCK YOU!Why are we fighting again?
>>34070178https://voca.ro/1novyelmAjmP
>>34070331You're making fun of me
>>34069985>State gender>How do you decide where to hike or talk a walk to? Do you always go the same route? Any favourites? Keeping track of it even?MI use Outdooractive and export the GPX file of the track I want to hike to Osmand+ and plan my hike there. It is nice because you don't need the paid version.You might want to use something else if you are on Iphone or if Osmand is too indimidating.
>>34070326Wow bit rude?? Lel
>>34070329Sounds like a terminal case of giant pussy syndrome
>>34070315FI don't have sex
>>34070338Wanna change that
>>34070327>We've been together almost 2 years. And we've gone back and forth from living separately in the same country, to living together, to living long distance. I guess I wanted to close the distance again and he didn't.That sounds like a massive hangup or maxbe something that needs therapy on his part?Because this hot & cold shit is usually what avoidants or BPDs pull off. You know him better to be able to judge that though.Either way, that's no behaviour for a relationship and you deserve somebody who isn't this way. No matter your gender.nta
>>34070340Yes
>>34070334No.I was trying to lift you up by making a ridiculous suggestion. But it seems that triggered a neurotic response. I didn't mean to offend you!
>>34070335Is hiking just a fancy word for walking in nature lol
>>34070327Yeah it sounds like he can't really make up his mind. Have you seen him do this with other things or scenarios?
>>34070346Idk if it's fancy but it's certainly shorter
GirlsDoes a guy who goes on hikes give you the ick?
>>34070315Movies speed up what sex is like. Actually having sex means a build up period, undressing, foreplay period, trying a couple positions, holding off on cumming too fast, talking about how to make her cum, her cumming, you cumming, pauses to speak and cleanup after. Solid sex takes like half a movie's runtime
>>34070343Can I also marry you and love you forever in return for your eternal devotion
>>34070351No, quite the opposite.
>>34070341Well anon your response word for word is how oir conversation went. He is aware of traumas and working on himself, I have my own and we both explained further our past experiences, this was a 4 hour long conversation. I'm happy to say we are both very self aware and intelligent enough to discuss this calmly and openly. But after all this I cannot come to any resolution besides that it isn't enough stability for me and we shouldn't be together right now but the thought makes me sad. We haven't really talked today. I keep trying to think before I speak. All I've been able to say is that I'm thinking it over and undecided. I wish that instead of this burden he would do some gesture to show he wants me there. But I guess he won't will he
Ready?
>>34070355What if he doesn't own expensive hiking gear?
>>34070347Just me from what I can tell
>>34070350Shorter than what, your mum? >>34070315>how you have sex?Idk what's a fairy tale movie
>>34070360I don't give a fuck.
>>34070318No, you started it. You are always the one starting it. You come here spewing hate every day, you're evil.
>>34070361I mean have you seen him flake or flip flop on other commitments to you How is he outside of that. What do you like about him
>>34070363>I don't give a fuck.Ok but would you still fuck him is the question.
>>34070354Won't you take me on dates first?
>>34070356>Well anon your response word for word is how oir conversation wentI see, so we have the same experience...In my case, it ended in a lot of pain and I wish I never would have given them a chance desu. Let alone more than one (please don't judge me for that).What I learned afterwards is that if somebody truly loves you, then they will make it work. And if they don't, they will tell you if they can't continue for whatever reason there might be. Knowing you can't make your partner, but still wanting them for when you have needs, is very egoistic. That's maybe how he seems from your perspective.Real dedication to your partner and getting real dedication in return feels so much more effortless, you have no idea until it happens. What he however does to you is make you feel unwanted.>>34070335>OutdooractiveI use that too, very comfortable when you are on unknown trails.
>>34070372Yeah. I am fucking a guy who likes hiking but doesn't own expensive gear.
Women, I've discovered I have a rape fetish, should I kill myself?
I love women
Been applying to jobs because I'm going to get canned soon didn't miss this at all
>>34070374Well I assumed since we were jumping into sex we should get married too. But alright. Do you want to go ice skating or something.
women, ummm, would you fuck a man who bakes?
>>34070382Why are they canning you
>>34070369>I mean have you seen him flake or flip flop on other commitments to youNothing else but this exact issue several times over>What do you like about himEverything else, he's mature and calm and understanding and hard working and funny and interesting to talk to and makes good pasta
>See cute girl>Guy she is with is 6'4"Every goddamn timeIt's over isn't it?
>>34070390Yeah
Women would you date a man who spent 20 minutes trying to get a riff down wondering why it doesn't sound right only to realize they were using microtonal guitars which he does not have nor can he afford?
>>34070390never began
>>34070385jorking in the office
>>34070394Free my boy
>>34070384Oh definitely but not too much because I like to bake>>34070375I fear this being the conclusion againWe'll have a call tonight to find the answer, I'll update here later today
>>34070382Hope you get smth nice broI also need to get a new job for new year's...
>>34070383I want movie theater. I don't care what movie
>>34070389You said you've lived long distance and then together, has he made big moves for you?
I've bought picrel for 30 bucks because my old ones broke. Women, would you judge me for it if I wore them in public even if I told you I have much nicer stuff at home?
Women is it an ick if a man plays JRPGs?
>>34070396Wish you all the best with it.I know it ain't easy, but whatever the outcome, I'm sure you'll be alright in the end.
>>34070367Women started it because they can't even treat sub8 men as human.>>34070378I fucking hate them.
How do I turn my life around without accidentally making it worse again?
>>34070402>1 and 5 goated>2 OK but woke>Rest turbocringe
>>34070407No risk no reward. No guts no glory.
>>34070408He asked women.
>>34070407You don't care about the answers.
I haven't had a drop of alcohol in a year and I want to get wasted today whats the worst that can happen
>>34070413You end up dead or in jail
>>34070410I took a risk and got punishesWhat is that >>34070412Clearly I do
bump >>34070152
>>34070414Not that wasted!
>I've bought picrel for 30 bucks because my old ones broke.You should of bought the Apple™ AirPods™ Pro white.
>>34070415That's called effort and you dust off your shoulders and try againVague queries beget vague answers what issue are you dealing with
>>34070413Don't do it.
>>34070416Indian behavior
>>34070413Haven't had a drop of alcohol in 12 years and don't plan on changing that
>>34070420Ok. I went on a date with a guy and it went very badly and I think it's messing me up more than I want it to
>>34070400Yes he helped me move where I am now and stayed for a while but had to leave and I feel my time here is over, and he must stay where he is for a while so I was choosing to go there despite it not being the best place for me just to be together. He thinks I'll stay there forever and doesn't want me to. I don't want to stay there forever nor be apart forever. It's hard because it's not even a money issue he doesn't have travel documents anymore and can't get them right now. Only I can move. This is more detail than I intended to share, the initial responses already helped me gather my thoughts quite well.
>>34070423fuck
>>34070425How badly?
>>34070421Why not?>>34070424Good for you, what benefits have you seen? What has been hardest about it?
>>34070430>Why not?You quit drinking for a reason, anon.
I literally get paid by the government and large research companies to report to them that I am a depressed unemployed KHHV incel with no friends. My answers affect national research data and are used to indicate larger trends in society. Pretty cool, huh?
>>34070425It happens to all of us but you can't find a good person without sifting through some bad ones too What was so bad about it if you're willing to tell. Do you go on dates often
>>34070432I didn't quit, I never really started
>>34070433Sweet gig how do I get in
>>34070433
>>34070440You can't. You have to chosen by random by them. I literally just got lucky and now use them as my paypig for grocery money.
>>34070429What do you think>>34070435>Do you go on dates oftenNo. Which made it feel even more unfair that I pulled a short straw so fast
>>34070436Alright. You made it sound as if you intentionally abstained for a year for some reason.
>>34070444>What do you thinkObviously not well, but don't you want to get it off your chest?
Women on a scale of 1 to 10, how badly do you crave dick?
>>34070447No
I haven't jerked off in three days.
>>340704497.8/10.
>>34070450Well, just because you drew the short straw this time doesn't mean it's bound to happen every time.
>>34070444See, you only have a small sample size. It's random chance, sometimes it's not fair, but don't let it get to you. Keep trying and you'll find him.
>>34070453That's not even what I'm afraid of
>>34070449I will be having seggs this evening and in anticipation of it I'm up at a strong 9
How many girls itt will get dick tonight?
>>34070455Are you afraid the guy is going to make your life hell or something?
>>34070455What was so bad about the date?
>>34070457No dick until monday :(
>>34070398Ok I can do that. How about a scary one so I can hold you if you get frightened.
>>34070459He already did and with zero effort on his part. I don't think I'm cut out for this
>>34070466What did he do?Is it seriously something that's going to follow you around?
WomenWhy are you so ordinary and often vulgar? If you want to cheat and play princess to lure in Chad please don't turn into an ogre at the very first opportunity.
>>34070469Because we're living in the era vulgaris.
>>34070452>>34070456nta i thought women dont like piv
>>34070471That would be dumb as hell
>>34070468She does not want to talk about it, take a hint man.
Women why are you always so sad? It breaks my heart to see you like this.
>>34070471Fuck off.
>>34070476I've been staring at the vacuum all day and it hasn't magically vacuumed my floors :(
>>34070449Right now? I think I'd prefer a hug :/
>>34070468Just mentally
>>34070478And not your clit either.
Women thoughts on hemorrhoids
>>34070482You're so weird.
>>34070482And not your brain (it's filthy af)
>>34070449I crave the idea of dick strongly and constantly but in practice it's simply not worth pursuing. It's like biting into the juiciest burger you've seen in your life and finding it's a prop made out of styrofoam.
>>34070481It might take a little while, but I'm sure you'll get over it.
>>34070490Sure
>>34070486True.Need a flithy brain massage.
>>34070484Go to the doctor
>>34070478This is gonna blow your mind
>>34070484I'm scared of getting them
>>34070488>I like the idea of dick>I like the idea of menI've heard this a lot from women. So you just prefer reading smut books over real men?
>>34070488Uhhh maybe don't bite into my dick?! D:<
>>34070433How much do they pay you?
>>34070497You should be>>34070493I can't take this anymore
>>34070496I have that, you still have to vacuum your floors tho. It doesn't pick up all the dirt.
>>34070488Because it's not 10 inches and attached to a tall gigachad?
>>34070500Depends on how many surveys they give me. I usually get about $30 to $60 a week.
>>34070501Do you strain a lot?
I'm laying on my couch watching a guy reviewing a circus themed hotel & casino in Las Vegas.I will never go to Las Vegas and most likely never to the US again either.Not exactly sure why I'm watching it.
>>34070502Get another and hope they have enough babies to get it all
WomenI should go out tonight to meet you but I want to stay at home and keep listening to music.Why are you putting me in this dilemma?
>>34070491Sorry, anon.
>>34070506How else am I supposed to get all the shit out
I am officially a bitter old hagAMA
>>34070507I am watching a guy playing competitive pokemon, I don't even play pokemon. I just like his voice and that he speaks fast.
>>34070512By eating more fiber and drinking more water.
>>34070512Fiber, hydration, and probiotics Smooov
>>34070513How old
>>34070509You're not gonna find me outside even if you did go
>>34070513>hagWill you be my hag gf?
>>34070513Why so bitter nonnie
>>3407051728
>>34070515>>34070516My shits are smooth and greasy take take 20 fucking minutes to clean up, and just when I think I'm done more comes out. I think I'll just kill myself.
>>34070524They should not be greasy What do you eat
>>34070523You are 10 years late
>>34070524Maybe your diet has too much fat.
>>34070523Sheesh my condolences
>>34070514I never played any pokenon games.Does that mean cards or online games?Next up is a 4h long video essay one two semi-obscured video games from the 2000s. Not sure if I'm gonna make it.
>>34070526I hate moids, evil pedos
>>34070498I've never read a smut book or a fanfic, I just fantasize about regular fictional men or act like my online friends are guys and develop crushes on them.>>34070499Make it look less juicy.>>34070504Sounds like the last styrofoam dick I had.
>>34070524You gallbladder isn't working properly maybe
I have this setup where there is a second port for a headphone so 2 people can listen to music at the same time and I often stare at it and think to myself "would be nice listening to music with the gf" but then I remember I'm foreveralone lol
>>34070523You got a job?
>>34070531Lmao I was just being silly :p
>>34070534Man I didn't need to read this because same
>>34070525They're not that greasy I'm just exaggerating cause I hate em>>34070527I dunno I eat normal fuckin food. How come everyone else gets to schlonk down whatever they want and I have to deal with this. Fuck life
>>34070522Inability to take responsibility for myself>>34070526Yes, I know>>34070535Yes
>>34070540>How come everyone else gets to schlonk down whatever they want and I have to deal with this.They don't lolDo you eat a balanced diet or not?
>>34070541why didnt you answer my question too? AMA my ass...
>>34070541What does hag even mean?
>>34070541>Inability to take responsibility for myselfYou've got time to work on that. It's pretty far from ogre at 28
Femanons, how likely are you to get choked or give anal on the first sexual encounter?
>>34070534https://youtu.be/R5n0nfZ_9kg
>>34070546NAG>genital slappinglol wtf
>>34070530He plays in the official competitive tournaments - just 1 vs 1, each player brings a team of 6. What vidya?
>>34070541Then that's fine.Or you wanna become my girl and can just stay at home?
>>34070544Have A Greatsummer
>>34070546I'd never. Just kissing and handholding.
>>34070549So uh... cards or video game? lolTwo Worlds. Never played them, but they seem like very buggy eurojank.
>>34070554Oh sorry lmao videogame.
>>34070547>Spot the tranny
>>34070546Femanons would let Chad use them as a toilet ten minutes after meeting him
>>34070542I eat normal Dude everyone is out here pinching off 5 minute shits, not giving a fuck what they eat. "Get back on the game" I can't I'm still wiping shit off my asshole that's coming out of some fucking portal to the shit dimension
>>34070556I saw the most recent Pokemon game was called absolute ass by most people and reviewers.
>>34070315M only sex scenes I can think of right now are from Oppenheimer and Where the Crawdad’s Sing.
Women is it an ick if a guy has died
>>34070561I watched a friend play a bit, it looked really ass. I hate the way the world looks. So lazy.
Is anyone else spending Christmas alone?>>34070401>Women, would you judge me for it if I wore them in public even if I told you I have much nicer stuff at home?Wearing cans in public is how you get victimized. >>34070402>Women is it an ick if a man plays JRPGs?No, it's lowkey kinda based.>>34070449>Women on a scale of 1 to 10, how badly do you crave dick?Like 7, but I have dildos. Which is like the seitan of dick.>>34070507>circus themed hotelHazbin?
>>34070560lmao
>>34070564I meant discord wtf
>>34070565Yeah, but I guess it's Stockholm syndrome, because people still buy it.You get what you deserve.
Why do we (men) care so much about women's approval, but they dont give a shit about our approval?
>>34070543Ask a better one?>>34070545I have missed my window of opportunity
>>34070564>Always remember son, dying is gay
>>34070574>I have missed my window of opportunityNo, you haven't. Are you dreading turning 30 like I was?
>>34070572Cuz they're the choosers and we'll fuck anything. Dumbass question.
>>34070566>Wearing cans in publicReplace public with big city
>>34070566>is anyone else spending Christmas alone?I'm spending it away in the beach which is worse, i hate Christmas in hot places
>>34070572We? Speak for yourself
>>34070572Because we go to Jupiter to get more stupider.
>>34070576Not anymore, but I regret all the mistakes I've made and what I let them turn me into
>>34068634I want to bully a dorky, chubby girl for being a virgin and make her cum over and over again from non penetrative sex. I want to poke at her hymen and tease her for still having it, then make her cum in my mouth from oral.Is this being a powerbottom or what is it?
Why is she so scared of me?
Is there a guide how to become a normie?
>>34070585>picCambodia or Thailand?
>>34070584That's life. All you can do from now on is try your best to not repeat those mistakes.
I just want a girl that looks like, does, and acts like her
>>34070592My first thought was Ukraine
>>34070590Step 1: Be normal.Step 2: ????Step 3: Prodick!
>>34070595Ukraine is old news.
>>34070584What are you?
>>34070597Who knows when this image was made
>>34070590- Be born into a well off/social family - Have no fear of shame- Be decently smart- No mental hangups or illnesses- Be attractive- Find love easily- Get a good job easily- Do what people do
I want a bf that lets me hit him a little bit.Would any of you dorks be both turned on and scared by that?
>>34070603Post your hands and I'll be the judge if you could scare me.
>>34070603I wouldn't be scared but that sounds cuteWould you bite me too
>>34070600answer my question you shitter
>>34070600Or maybe it just applies to many things
>>34070603I'd find it annoying.
>>34070608What question
>>34070608No.
>>34070590Do what everyone does
>>34070603turned on by it yes but im also mentally ill and undesirable so the guy you're likely imagining doing this with will not want that treatment.
>>34070609I guess that's the point
>>34070603>dorksRude! No penis for you.
>>34070611>>34070585
>>34070603it depends on whether i still sense that you love me
>>34070618Correct answer
>>34070617Oh. Sounds pretty fuckin gay and porn/hentai addicty
Does anyone have stories of losers and femcels who actually turned their lives around?
>>34070623Yes, but it has to happen in your 20s. 30s is very likely too late.
>>34070623Well if they did they wouldn't be here
>>34070603I wouldn't be scared of that. Just expect me to hit you back, which of course would be a turn on for both of us.
>>34070603No, a woman hitting you is funny. Plus it reminds me of my sisters beating me up when we were all kids so no it isn't a turn on.What WOULD be a turn on is you trying to beat me up then me grabbing you, squeezing you really tight in a hug, then pulling your panties to the side and fiddling with your clit for a good while until you calm down.
Women, is it true that a sensitive soul is just a tyrant who enslaves all those around him to make certain he is hurt always?
>>34070622>Sounds pretty fuckin gay and porn/hentai addictywell the girls who'd be into that fantasy tend to be in my strike zone so it all works out
Women do moids smell good or gross when they sweat?
>>34070623this entire thread is people who can barely talk to humans anon what kind of insight on self improvement do u think u will findbtw hello /atoga/ i finished my first semester back in school and didnt fuck it up for the first time in my life.
>>34070631Well have you met said girls yet
>>34070603No
>>34070633>btw hello /atoga/ i finished my first semester back in school and didnt fuck it up for the first time in my life.I only feel envy and i hope you fail
>>34070634I think you know the answer anon
>>34070632Mostly gross.
>>34070638I hear I smell like onions and buttered popcorn.
>>34070638Stop lying. It's a turn on. We're all animals.
>>34070636they were basically entry level classes at a community college anon its not like i got an internship at a major company or something
>>34070640I smell like pizza
>>34070643I smell like pussy.
>>34070641No, most guys smell gross to me. Some don't, but even them can smell unpleasant if they don't wash up right after working out.
>>34070637Well there ya fuckin goBtw that chicken looks boss as fuck
>>34070643Damn for real? I'm a little jealous.An ex of mine would joke that I smelled like a bearcat when I got all sweaty. They apparently smell like popcorn.
>>34070642>>34070633Same weak energy.
>>34070645How fitting
In less than three weeks, I will perform some chemistry on my semen after I masturbate. The end result of said chemistry will go into a test strip (akin to a pregnancy test) and demonstrate whether I'm still fertile. Women, thoughts?
>>34070623>femcelsnot real
>>34070650Yeah, they usually fit well. :^)
>>34070652What's the point if you'll never fuck
>>34070649yes but im still proud of myself :)
Did someone say something about pussy?
>>34070655Oh you again
>>34070659*raises paw*>>34070660Always me me me.
Women would you date a guy that doesn't have the energy to cook for himself after work but does have the energy to beat you if you don't?
>coworker eats a can of pineapples on his break everydayis he gay?
>>34070664Why did you have to make me think about pussy.
>>34070665lol No but honestly I could see myself in that situation
>>34070646I wash once a month. I approve you that you would LOVE how i smell.
>>34070667I bet his gf loves sucking his dick.
>>34070656I do fuck, though. The result of one of my fucks is sitting in her high chair next to me and playing with chicken nuggets as I write this. The goal is to get my wife off of birth control without having any more children. I'd be down to wear condoms, but my wife hates them, so I got a vasectomy.
>>34070667>is he gayDepends on if he drinks the syrup too. There are jokes about pineapples and semen, but i won't get into those, they're too gross.
>>34070667He's def fruity
>>34070667nah probably just eats his own cum on occasion
>>34070642But what if you succeed. I will feel bad about myself if that happens.
>>34070669Uh what do you mean
>>34070668Nobody said anything interesting enough. So my cock activated.For my cock it's pretty much always go time.
>>34070632>Women do moids smell good or gross when they sweat?It depends how long they've been sweating for and how clean they were when they started.
>>34070672>>34070676why do you say that?>>34070674no he dumps the juice out in the sink and eats out of the can while walking around. but really? that's a thing?>>34070675good one anon
Could women date a guy who talks affectionately to his pet cats in a Marge Simpson voice
>>34070304That fucking bull ring ruins everything
>>34070623>Does anyone have stories of losers and femcels who actually turned their lives around?As I've mentioned on here a number of times, I used to know a woman who went on her first ever date at the age of 40 and was happily married, last I heard.
>>34070683>but really? that's a thing?Yes, it supposedly makes cum taste a bit sweeter.
>>34070683It's a common tip (I don't know how true it is) that a guy's semen will taste better if he eats pineapples (or fruit in general, I think, but pineapple is the most common recommendation).
You know, I use to be super insecure about still being a virgin in my mid twenties. But lately I've started coming to terms with it. And I find it kinda exciting that some day I will make my future gf feel very special for being my first time.Not to mention the idea of a girl who's kind and gentle while she guides me through it and giggles at how nervous I am is super hot somehow.
>>3407068640 is too late though. You're already ugly and falling apart.
>>34070690Hell yeah.
>>34070647>boss as fuckwhat year is it?>>34070691and?
>>34070585You realise most women lose their hymen long before they have sex for the first time, right?
>>34070690>And I find it kinda exciting that some day I will make my future gf feel very special for being my first time.Where is this foe optimism coming from? You come off as gay.
You guys are the only people who understand me and even you hate me. My parents hate me my siblings hate me my peers hate me
>>34070690Gay
>>34070683>why do you say that?i eat my cum on a regular basis and it makes it sweeter
>>34070564>Women is it an ick if a guy has diedNot if he's been reincarnated since then.
>>34070693Warning to procastinators. Act earlier rather than later.>>34070696Hate is a strong word, but yes, i do hate you.
>>34070693>what year is it?My year nigga
>>34070696Why would we hate you?
never understood needing your lover to be super hot. i couldnt handle being w a super hot woman. id be too afraid of her cheating on me to have a real relationship w her.
>>34070694keyword "most">>34070696>NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME WAHHHHOkay faggot go cut yourself and listen to mall emo
I hope every one is having a splendid White Boy Winter.
>>34070696I don't though
>>34070546>Femanons, how likely are you to get choked or give anal on the first sexual encounter?I am quite likely to get choked, but always call the police and press charges.
>>34070700>Not if he's been reincarnated since then.that means he's Indian/B*ddhist
>>34070696Such a femalecoded vague post
>>34070695>foe optimismReally nigga
>>34070704This lad wants himself a fat, ugly girlfriend
Femanons, would you be upset if I don't let you watch sports with me?
>>34070711But it's always the moids that do that?
>>34070449>Women on a scale of 1 to 10, how badly do you crave dick?It depends on whose.
I almost choked to death on acid reflux at 3:00 AM last night again.
>>34070712Why aren't you pessimistic? There's no guarantee, prepare to be pleasantly surprised by being pessimistic.
>>34070695>>34070697I'll take that as a compliment, thanksLots of guys still live under the notion that you're not allowed to open up about your emotions or be vulnerable etc.But I can tell you it's incredibly liberating
>>34070710>that means he's Indian/B*ddhistPlenty of Buddhists in East and South East Asia.
>>34070718based, hope you choke for real tonight
>>34070696You seem like a self-pitying excuse making loser with a victim complex, so yeah I actually really do hate you. You might not have wanted that specific response but you very much are hated. And it's your fault, too, though I know your type often hates to hear that.
>>34070719I'm not that guy I'm just calling you a retard for spelling faux wrong. You dumbass.
>>34070714Yeah. It's one of my favorite things to do with my husband, if he didn't want to watch together I'd be really upset.
>>34068720MI enjoy that it filters people that are no better than bots
>>34070720Yeah see how well that works out for you
>>34070720If i look deep into myself, i find deep shit. Be careful with this mindset.
>>34070705If a woman has an intact hymen, she's probably one of the minority who retains it even after having sex, and doesn't lose it until after she gives birth. In other words, it's more likely that she's not a virgin than that she is.
>>34070726Tbh this one is easier for bots than the last
>>34070695>love and affection are gaynick cloaks his obvious emotional insecurity/stunted pair-bonding with clever words and criticisms towards "normal" behavior. Deviants often place the harshest ridicule upon whatever they deem "normal" so they can larp as aristocratic, superior individuals instead of broken and pathetic piles of matter.
>>34070724The proper term there would be fake. Foe and faux are both made up words.
>>34070724NTAHoly shit, I didn't even realize that's what he was going for. I assumed being optimistic about foes or whatever was just some arbitrary term or phrase I wasn't familiar with and didn't think about it. I can't believe he just can't actually spell faux, though. What a retard.
>>34068720i expected that it drives up the quality of posts a bit since it's a bit more effort to post now but this thread is as braindead as ever
>>34070736I made some pretty, pretty, pretty good jokes today though.
Women, do you like your simps as people or do you secretly look down on them?
>>34070733There's a difference between "made up" and "French".
>>34070733Lmfao
>>34070742I don't see a difference
>>34070733All words are made up.Faux is French, like in faux pas.
Beautiful people get away with anything they want They can do whatever they want and never see a consequence
>>34070718Try inclining the bed so you shoulders are higher than your feet.
They should make the captcha an IQ test
>>34070740My what now
>>34070623I have the intention to turn it around
>>34070750Me.>>34070747Some get raped.
>>34070747We should have sex
>>34070747Beautiful - goodUgly - badEven morally.
>>34070750All non-ugly women have simps
>>34070652>I will perform some chemistry on my semen after I masturbate.For any particular reason, or just to pass the time?
nothing sucks more than being the slow-burn guy
>>34070740I don't have simps.
>>34070740>Women, do you like your simps as people or do you secretly look down on them?I respect anyone who simps for me because it's an indicator of good taste.>>34070757>nothing sucks more than being the slow-burn guyWhat does this mean?
>>34070756>And demonstrate whether I'm still fertileAre you retarded
>>34070740I like them when they engage with me beyond trying to get me to say that I want to have sex with them.
>>34070757MWhat do you mean?
>>34070749It is. /pol/ traffic went down by a lot. Certain regions are excluded from posting there right now because of the captcha.
>>34070763Wish everybody frommthe UK was blocked from posting here...
>>34070763Which ones? South Asia and “west Asia”?
>>34070765Why do you hate me specifically?
>>34070763Good
>>34070727Very well actually. I've been considerably happier and more successful with it, no to mention it allowed me to make one of the most valuable friendships of my life.It's some Plat's cave shit, I could never have even imagine live could be this good before.
>>34070759>>34070762>What does this mean?being the guy who is approached with care rather than overt flirting. a slow reveal rather than an intense flash or burn. unspoken attraction that they don't want to risk fucking up.
>>34070683>that's a thing?Semen contains fructose: it's what the spermatozoa use for energy. Eating a lot of fruit increases the fructose content and makes it sweeter.
>>34070740women love simping if the guy is hot and interesting why do we ask these dumb questions?>hey [gender] is [thing] okay if [opposite gender] does it?The answer is always "if they are attractive to me". In all situations. There are basically zero exceptions.
>>34070768I have no clue who you are.
>>34070690>And I find it kinda exciting that some day I will make my future gf feel very special for being my first time.Do they actually feel like that? Women?
>>34070758Why not?
>>34070766A certain asiatic country that's into cows barely posts there right now
>>34070771Stop being gay
>>34070760>And demonstrate whether I'm still fertileFor any particular reason, or just to pass the time?
>>34070778I'm not that good looking, plus I'm reserved and introverted.
>>34070775But you don't want me to be able to post here anymore
>>34070774>women love simping if the guy is hot and interesting If he's hot and interesting he wouldn't be a simp, she'd let him hit.
>>34070756Male fertility tests are surprisingly complicated. You can't just pee on a stick or ejaculate on a device, you have to mix different reagents and stuff like a science experiment.
>>34070765>Wish everybody frommthe UK was blocked from posting here...Give it time. Ofcom has slapped 4chan with a fine already.
>>34070770>Plat's caveInterpret it for me (i have my own interpretation too)
>>34070770Ok, so where's your bitch then. You know women hate that shit right.
>>34070740i tried having some. it was exhausting, i don't get the appeal at all.
>>34070781I'm the original anon (who also posted >>34070787), and I want to check whether my second vasectomy, unlike my first one, was successful.
>>34070785You'd be surprised how many relatively attractive men (even women though much less often) go about with comically delusional levels of low self-worth. Poor parenting and bad childhoods do tremendous damage to the ego, even lookism can struggle to fix it.
>>34070793Shouldn,t you rather get a sperm count by a pro?This is not something I would put on myself to test.
Women, would you like to lie in bed with him and gaze into his eyes silently for a while, or is that boring?
WomenBe honest you would fuck a completely gay guy
>>34070793>I want to check whether my second vasectomy, unlike my first one, was successful.For any particular reason, or just to pass the ti- you know what? Never mind.
>>34070751How?
Women why haven't you redeemed your free boyfriend voucher? The stand is closing soon
>>34068634Does the purple shape in the center of the OP pic resemble a butt plug to anyone else?
Gay men's motivation in having female friends is a desire to steal the woman's boyfriend. Nobody hates women more than gay guys.
>>34070805It's more like the women think they're entitled to own gay men
>>34070805This is why I fuck all my gf's friends. So they know who's boss.
>>34070793Your first one worked fine but so does the ups man
>>34070804Consider taking anti-psychotics
>>34070771I wondered if that’s what you meant.That’s my shit! I love a slow burn.
>>34070797NTA but if you're trying to check that you *are* fertile, that needs a professional; if you're trying to check that you're *not*, you can do that at home. Home tests can confirm no sperm, but they can't tell the difference between "some" and "more", or whether they're swimming in a straight line.
>>34070804No, looks more like one of those rotating dildos
>>34070799>Be honest you would fuck a completely gay guyHow could we?
>>34070815Rape
>>34070802All the good models are out of stock.
>>34070815But you would, if he wanted to right?
>>34070804Thr base wouldn't be flared enough to safely use it.
>>34070779I’m not glued to /pol/, but I don’t remember seeing much of those guys around to begin with.
>>34070806Own how?>>34070807You're gay.
>>34070819>But you would, if he wanted to right?If he wanted to, he wouldn't be gay.
>>34070801I'm NEET so I have to do everything I am not doing and hope I get lucky with love
>>34070818They keep some in the back usually
this is my first thread but it doesnt seem like people ask the other gender stuff very much
>>34070730source: my pussy
>>34070822Stop fucking with my narrative. They were obviously spamming there a lot.
>>34070824How is that gay
>>34070812Oh that's funny.I'll google that.
>>34070829There aren't any women there, i won't bother>>34070833Sex with gay men is gay
>>34070829Sometimes there’s actually a fair amount of it, but I think what you’re seeing here is people who ran out of questions to ask just hanging out in an explicitly mixed gender chatroom.
>>34070811i love them in a vacuum, but the appeal dies for me once you realize it's not exclusive. as in there are men / women out there that they get straight down to business with
>>34070829It's basically a glorified chatroom but if you tell me your gender I can ask you a question
>>34070826I believe in you anon Let me know how it goes
>>34070821Would it be worse to never know why, or for me to learn the terrible reason...
how much should I drink if I have no tolerance? I want to feel good
>>34070837It's only gay if I'm fucking him for the sake of fucking him, but I'm not, I'm putting him in his place
yuh yuh yuh yuh
>>34070845I am not fond of russians. I don't joke around with them.
>>34070844As much as you can pound down
>>34070829Come back in like a month
>>34070844Depends on what you’re drinking.A shot or two, or one mixed drink, or a glass of wine, or maybe two to three beers.
>>34070829The /soc/ threads were better. Just slower.
>>34070844Stop when you feeling tipsy
>>34070842It'd slip in. Losing a small toy in your pussy or ass is genuinely terrifying. I've been to UC/ER multiple times because of it.
>>34070797Yes, and I will. My wife's birth control only comes in 3-month packs, and she doesn't want to waste them if she gets them. She'll take the last pill from her current pack in just under 3 weeks, so I'll take an at-home test then. A vasectomy is only considered successful if you get a professional test done 12 weeks afterward, but that won't be until near the end of January for me. So, I'm taking this fertility test early to see if my wife should bother getting another 3-month pack of birth control. If the test says I'm infertile, my wife won't get another pack, and we'll just abstain until I get the professional test done. If the at-home test says I'm fertile, then my wife will get another pack of birth control, and if the professional test also says I'm fertile (which it probably would), then I guess I'll need a third vasectomy.>>34070800Because it's not advisable for a woman to stay on birth control forever. My wife wants to be able to have sex with me, and she hates condoms, so she's on birth control. So, I got a vasectomy so that we'll be able to fuck raw without her taking any more both control.
>>340708441-2 then stop
>>34070848And they are not fond of you. Nor are they joking. Now drop your pants blyat
>>34070844Doesn't matter, just make sure you stay under the black hole treshold. If you feel like you're about to start losing a sense of balance, stop drinking.
>>34070839Eh, I don’t see the point in coveting that.There are too many possible variables that could influence why I’m “the slow burn guy” and someone else wasn’t for me to take it too personally.
>>34070856We should pattent putting a chain attached to the bottom
Should I do something about the multiple tumors in my brain?
>one namefag is a fat woman, another a /soc/fagI will remember
>>34070808I found out my first vasectomy failed via fertility tests, not by having another kid.
>>34070840nta but if it's the same gender as you, you cant ask them a question bruv
>>34070865There are plenty of small bullet-like vibes that come with an extension attached to a power control.
Women, would you date a man who turns you upside down and inside out?
>>34070870Not true, usually you only ask to state gender.
>>34070870I can pretend
>>34070844A shot and a beer.
>>34070872Dubious.I make sure to pull all power cords at the base lest they break and zap
Women what is your hypothesis on the reason for the gender split in suicide?
>have a dream that a random barista at starbucks wrote her phone number on my drink cup after chatting to her while my drink was being made>go this afternoon>cute barista opens window>only say thanks>drive off and get sadHow do I not be a sperg?
>>34070885I don't think this will get you a gf but you should try starting fights with people you don't like as a form of stress relief
Femanons would you date a man who has zero reaction to caffeine
State gender and share a song you listened to today.Mhttps://youtu.be/gdnR9iQS-N8
>>34070892Damn he's fuckin ugly
>>34070892Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qj6GNy1GqY
>>34070690>Not to mention the idea of a girl who's kind and gentle while she guides me through it and giggles at how nervous I am is super hot somehow.Never gonna happen
>>34070880I hate when my bf fucks me upside down over the side of the bed, and the idea of him turning me inside out is scary.
>>34070892Mhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BDMC7ZFS1xg
>>34070890>hey girls, is a guy who drinks water a dealbreaker for you
>>340708841. Men are more likely to fuck their lives up being antisocial or low IQ or gambling or taking hard drugs or committing crime or living unhealthy2. Men are violent and impulsive3. Men have access to guns4. Men don't care about the aftermath for others
>>34070905It's called creative destruction. You wouldn't get it.
>>34070902What
>>34070892IF IT GETS ME NOWHEREILL GO THERE PROUDhttps://youtu.be/WKUTXOyeaCc
>>34070896Hell yeah
>>34070909I am responding to retardation with retardation
lol Just lol lol lol
>>34070889I want self confidence in social settings
>>34070894I don’t really think so, but he does look way older than 30.I’m his age right now and look like a decade younger than he does
>>34070915There's nothing more confidence inspiring than beating the shit out of your adversaries
>>34070915Your fate is to be a slave. What confidence?
>>34070844what are you drinkinganyways i'd take 1 drink and wait to see how you react. 2 of anything (shot, pint of beer, glass of wine) can be too much if you are a lightweight. And more than 2 definitely would be.
Women, do you prefer fingering men with small or big prostate?
>>34070913>But in reality, Anonymous wasn’t laughing out loud.
https://youtu.be/pCEo3YAgZe8men should be dying in war right now
I AM TIRED OF THIS LONELINESS I AM TIRED OF CRYING I AM JUST GOING TO TEXT HER
>>34070928Can I not please https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YR5USHu6D6U
>>34070930Ok, nigga. Tell us how it went.
>>34070928Don't make me tap the sign
>>34070920I don’t disagree but will this help me in being more confident around women?>>34070921Fuck off crab
I think I've permanently fucked up my circadian rhythm. What a cruel and angry world we live in.
>>34070931>>34070933i'm sorry you have to. off to ukraine or wherever you go.https://youtu.be/KzVDpdKgLS4
>>34070857I don't see how just going with BC for another month is such a big issue.Very neurotic of her.
>>34070936Stop posting links. Nobody will click them.
>>34070844>how much should I drink if I have no tolerance? I want to feel goodThere isn't a simple answer to this. It depends on things like sex and body size/weight - and also on genes. Some people aren't able to process alcohol properly, and even one drink will get them in real trouble. This is particularly common in people of east Asian, Pacific Islander, or Native American descent, but can affect anyone. (The same gene is strongly associated with alcoholism).So, pace yourself. Don't drink on an empty stomach. Don't drink anything fizzy at the same time. And remember that you will keep getting more drunk until roughly an hour after your last drink, so don't just keep drinking until you think "that's enough" - if you do that, you'll get a lot more drunk in the hour after you stop. Assuming you're of Western descent and not tiny, I'd start with a pint of beer or a double measure of spirits (double gin and tonic perhaps) and see how that goes. If you feel absolutely fine after an hour, try another.
>>34070938don't talk to me
A gin and tonic sounds nice.
>>34070941Breaking consent. What are you going to do about it?
>>34070936https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mmCnQDUSO4IWon't you miss me if I die
>>34070874>Women, would you date a man who turns you upside down and inside out?In the sexy way or the serial killer way?>>34070884>Women what is your hypothesis on the reason for the gender split in suicide?Men and women attempt at the same rate, but women are less likely to use violent or physically harmful means, which leads to a lower success rate. What's jarring to me is that men who commit suicide are less likely to have a history of mental illness.>>34070892>State gender and share a song you listened to today.FFrom my metal workout mixhttps://youtu.be/G0izy1P_39c
>>34070857>Because it's not advisable for a woman to stay on birth control forever. My wife wants to be able to have sex with me, and she hates condoms, so she's on birth control.You didn't consider a copper coil?
>>34070942How about you have a spirit in one glass and water in another like an adult man
>>34070813>No, looks more like one of those rotating dildosFair>>34070821>Thr base wouldn't be flared enough to safely use it.I noticed that. But still tho.
>>34070884>Women what is your hypothesis on the reason for the gender split in suicide?Men are weak.
>>34070937>another monthNice reading comprehension. As I said, her birth control only comes in 3-month packs, and she doesn't want to dispose of or waste any (she's the only person I've ever met who actually makes banana bread instead of letting bananas go bad or remain in the freezer forever), so her options are to finish her birth control in a few weeks or to be on them for another 3 months.
>>34070946>What's jarring to me is that men who commit suicide are less likely to have a history of mental illness.Mental illness here means women asked a phychiatrist for feel good drugs and men didn't prior to the attempt.
>>34070950Because I like gin mixed with tonic water.I only like whiskey with water, honestly.
>>34070946>men who commit suicide are less likely to have a history of mental illness.Men don't go to regular doctors, why would we see a shrink?
>>34070890>Femanons would you date a man who has zero reaction to caffeineNo. That's a sign of severe ADHD
>>34070953>>34070946>>34070905I think women just suck at killing themselves
>>34070934Yeah probably
>>34070951It has a nice knot to it, at least. 6/10, would use carefully.
>>34070959There's a very different intention in a female suicide "attempt". It's about manipulation, not about actually killing yourself.>look at me, i took these 5 pills, totally wanted to kms hehe
>>34070961>nice knotWhat the
>>34070948She seems confident that IUDs are a bad idea, since I'm quite well-endowed. It was actually really cute when we discussed it, as she phrased it like "and IUDs won't work because... Big..."
>>34070958I don't think I have 80hd tbqh
>>34070963Like a werewolf's. This is a monsterfucker thread, so get used to it.
>>34070874And round and round? Yes, as long as the sun continues to shine there will be a place in my heart for him
>>34070946>What's jarring to me is that men who commit suicide are less likely to have a history of mental illness.Less likely to have a history of *diagnosed* mental illness. Men kill themselves because they're too stupid to ask for help when they need it. Fewer women have that problem.
>>34070884Testosterone, the cause of and solution to all of life's problems
I am horny.
>>34070975Jack off
>>34070959No, women are just emotionally stronger. They endure where men collapse and give up.
>>34070972>testosterone is le bad
>>34070959If I ever decide to kill myself, I'm deepthroating a shotgun and pulling the trigger with my toes. >>34070971When thugging it out just don't cut it anymore.
>>34070975I don't know how I feel about people imitating my style.
>>34070976I’m gonna wait.
>>34070964That actually can be an issue: a big dick can yank on the threads.
*kicks game winning field goal*
>>34070978Ok nigga, start blasting Tren and tell me how it goes
*cheers, spills a little watered down beer from a plastic cup*
I'm depressed
>>34070972kek true
>>34070979If you feel the need for practice I would play the role of the shotty
>>34070978That's not what I said
>>34070979>If I ever decide to kill myself, I'm deepthroating a shotgun and pulling the trigger with my toes.A woman would think of converting it to a sawn-off first.
Men, how do you cope that your gf or wife has had sex with other men?
>>34070989Have you considered not being depressed anymore
>>34070989hi depressed i'm dad
>>34070994Have sex with other women to one up her
>>34070994Doesn’t bother me since I’m not a virgin myself.I’d be a little wary of a woman who has slept with a lot of men, though.
>>34070994Just desserts for not marrying my highschool sweetheart
>>34070994I'm an asexual incel, i don't know what you're talking about
>>34070979>toesHot
>>34070983Yeah, I don't know the specifics, but I've heard about guys feeling pain from hitting the wires or threads or whatever they're called. There are some positions where I accidentally cause my wife pain from going too deep if she's not sufficiently aroused, so yeah.
>>34070994By having had sex with other women.
>>34070975I'm hornier. I'm literally counting the minutes until I get to have sex. My bf told me not to start without him, I'm dying here.
>>34070953men have less effortless recourses for their weakness
State gender.What underwear are you wearing?
>>34070994I've had sex with other women. In fact, due to a few hookups, I have a higher body count than her.
Women, how would you feel if your husband dropped a large pumpkin on your head while you were sleeping
>>34071005WOOHOO YOU'RE A FAGGOT ANON WOW YOU'RE SO COOL AND INTERESTING RESPONDING TO A QUESTION THAT DIDN'T ADDRESS YOU WOOOOOKill yourself attentionwhore
>>34070954>Nice reading comprehensionI understood you perfectly fine.But it seems you are just as autistic as her.
>>34071013F. None.
>>34071013MBoxer-briefs.
>>34070994fucked a hooker once a week(it's equally easy to have sex as a woman) until I matched her bodycount +40(she's under-reporting)
>>34071013Why are you asking other men about their underwear? Seems a little gay.
>>34070994I'm not an incel or conservacuck.
>>34071013I'm not wearing any pants at all
>>34071023Women seem more likely to answer if I pose the question this way for whatever reason.Probably because the male answers make them think about penis.
No one is coming to save you
>>34071014>I have a higher body count than her.You really believe that?
>>34071019plap
>>34071026Porky Piggin’ it
>>34071013MCommando under my sweatpants
>>34071024>I'm not an incel or conservacuck.Worse, you're a "male" feminist
>>34071015As long as it doesn't make a mess on the bed sheets or the floor
>>34071013MGray boxer briefs under some cotton gym shorts.
>>34071033Yeh, in like 45 minutes hopefully.
>>34070994>Men, how do you cope that your gf or wife has had sex with other men?It's not something that needs "coping" with, it's something to be celebrated. I don't want a woman who has no idea whether I'm the best that male humanity has to offer or not. Sooner or later a virgin will always either leave you or cheat on you out of sheer curiosity! But a woman who is fully aware of everything that men have to offer and thinks I'm the best there is? She will be loyal.Not to mention the fact that it's a much bigger boost to my self-esteem than being with someone who is probably only with me because she doesn't know she can do better.Add to that the fact that any woman who is a virgin at 19 is either so ugly no man wants her, or has such a low sex drive she will want to have as little sex as possible even after she's married. There's simply no upside.
>>34071030I know, that's why I saved myself.
>>34071039No, it's fresh and hard so it just makes a thump sound when it hits your head.
Talking to women is a waste of time.
Could a woman love a man who finds it really funny to sing like the frontmen of Creed, Nickelback and Pearl Jam?
>>34071013>getting all these moid responses
>>34071036So easily triggered.
>>34071043Shut the fuuuuuck uuuuuup
>>34071024>the only way you can be bothered by something a woman did is by being an incel or conservative
>>34071048Yes
>>34071007>I don't know the specificsIUDs have a limited lifespan (5 or 10 years). To make it possible to remove them, there are a couple of threads tied to the base, that come down through the cervix. If you snag them you can end up pulling on the IUD and perforating the uterus wall.
>>34071055What if he also does a decent Rick Astley and Michael McDonald?
>>34071034I only wish I were as confident
>>34071051It's pretty gay desuBut I guess that was the point
>>34071042Hope he slips out and rams your clit full force.
>>34071046Why did I marry such a jerk?
>>34071063God same.
>>34071062Dracula is a pervert. Just look at him.
>>34071064Cuz it's funny
>>34071032Yeah. I've known her for several years, and her general history (in terms of her personality, previous relationships, and so on) has been consistent and corroborated by her friends and family. What's more, she knows I wouldn't judge her even if she did have a higher body count, so she has no reason to lie.
>>34071019Bald or hairy?
You now remember that video of a guy trying to smash a watermelon on someone's head and knocking her out cold.
>>34071074Shaved today. Even used a fresh razor blade.
>>34071058Yeesh. I thought the biggest potential problem was just the the tip of the guy's dick getting stabbed or scraped by the threads. That sounds scary.
>>34071080The threads are quite soft, they won't damage him.
>>34071079Sounds kissable!
>>34071078Yeah
>>34071043>Not to mention the fact that it's a much bigger boost to my self-esteemThe incels have none, so they don't comprehend this.
Femanons, would you date an older woman?
>>34071091Fuck no. I'm most attracted to women a good bit younger than myself.
>>34071093JH moment
>>34070993Yeah, a woman that doesn't know how leverage and recoil work.>>34071013>What underwear are you wearing?Your first mistake was assuming I was wearing any.>>34071036That mask was made by a child in a sweatshop in Bangladesh.>>34071030>No one is coming to save youChill, Goggins>>34071091>Femanons, would you date an older woman?I've fantasized about it since I was a little girl.
>>34071082Oh, huh. Yeah, I admit I haven't done any actual research on them. I just know my wife doesn't want one, and she gave me a reason that was quite flattering, so I didn't press further. I'm just hoping my vasectomy worked this time.
>>34071094Bite me.
>>34071102Yes mommy. :3
>>34071102Okay. *chomps on your nipples*
>>34071104>>34071105I'll end you all.
>>34071102>>34071107Nigga do you say anything else
>>34071107Ooo, you're going to finish me off? Sounds great, I'll finish in your mouth!
>>34071095>leverage and recoilNeither of those should be a factor if the barrel is stuffed in your mouth.
>>34071095>Your first mistake was assuming I was wearing any.Hair?
I really wish I had a filipino gf with big milkers
>>34071091I would, but I'm dating a younger woman now>>34071013f, normally ck's but rn none
>>34071116She's obviously just posturing as some tough boas bitch dyke
>>34071112I almost responded with "fuck you".
Drunk driving is only illegal if you get caught As is atoging and driving I am currently doing both Can confirm new captcha is great
>>34071118There are flips with tits?
>>34071121Fuckin autopilot
Can someone help me feel better?
>>34071123Oh yeah, I’ve seen a lot that do
>>34071127Maybe. What’s wrong?
>>34071127Depends what's got you down
>>34071122Why are you doing that
>>34071118This but a ghostly white Korean
>>34071132To feel alive
>>34071131NtaDoes it matter?
>>34071136Kind of yeah
>>34071095>I've fantasized about it since I was a little girl.Um...
Would women be easier to sexo at the club during new years or should I just stay home?
>>34071150Probably. NYE is the third biggest drinking holiday of the year iirc.
>>34070884F. Men are much more likely to be impulsive. Suicides are usually not some dramatically planned out thing. Women are allowed to express their negative emotions with much less backlash so they have a gradual outlet
>>34071116>Neither of those should be a factor if the barrel is stuffed in your mouth.Except I wouldn't be able to get enough of the barrel in my mouth because of the fore end. >>34071117>Hair?On my head?>>34071123My mother-in-law is pretty busty>>34071140>Um...What?
Women, what do you think Hasan Piker smells like?
hey bitches what's up
>>34070905most men who kill themselves have no one else to care about them at that point anyway, low iq bait
Women why are your necks so dainty and elegant and kissable?
>>34071013F. Boring granny panty solid blue briefs. They're comfy and my boyfriend rips them off too fast to care what they look like
>>34071165Probably some Arabic cologne. Or since he's a streamer, like shit. His gf is hot tho.
>>34071013F.Long pajama boxer shorts and shirt I stole from my ex.Its unsightly type of purple with pink polka dots all over it. its so horrible I fell in love with it, and its my go to when its that time of the month and I diaper up.I cant understand the new captcha, if I ever get this trough I think it might be my last post ever, jesus christ.
>>34071091Yeah. It would be my preferred partner. I prefer both older men and women but ended up with a guy 3 years younger
>>34071153What are the other two? You’re telling me I can potentially get laid at least 3 times in a single calendar year?
>>34071167Prove you're really her
I blame Elon for my latest find in goonerism
>>34071169>low iq bait>Takes it anyways
>women on X making me mad againwhy do I keep going to that site
>>34071164How much older and since when?
>>34071179Halloween and Thanksgiving. I do not recommend the second one unless you're from Alabama.
>>34071175I bet he cheats on her
>>34070994cuck fetish obsessed zoomers seem to have found the solution to this problem.
>women prefer older women AND menI think it's over for us youngcels
>>34071176Cute.
>>34070994by not having a gf or wife
>>34071192You're wrong, though. I prefer younger men and women.
>>34071192You’ll be an old man before you know it. Don’t worry too much.
>>34071186Been seeing a lot more dumb bullshit since it starting defaulting to For You when you open your timeline.
>>34070994I'm a cuck
Need retarded femanon gf to solve captchas for.
>>34071164>On my head?On your pussy, obviously. Come on now.
>>34071184I miss my wife, Tails.I miss her a lot.>>34071188>How much older and since when?I was attracted to older women when I was like 7 or 8 and wanted to marry an older, more confident lesbian. Like I used to write Shego/Kim fanfictions when I was a teenager.>>34071190Probably, she's kind of retarded. Definitely the type that lets him lecture her on politics and the morality of terrorism or some shit.
>bf broke his promise and won't be over until much later What am I supposed to say to that beyond "ok"? I feel upset and don't want to say anything dramatic.
>>34071195Yeah but you have a while host of issues
>>34071200I have a bush, but it's maintained and only on the pubis. I keep everything around the pussy waxed because it can get messy.
>>34071203why will he be late
>>34071206Isn't she a pedo?
>>34071199Guess that would be me.. I’ve gotten better
I wanna stay with you, my love
>>34071189Damn, I missed Halloween :( well there’s always next year
>>34071165A mix of onions and dirty copper.
>>34071207Nice. I’ve never gotten to try pussy that well groomed, only shaved or full bush.
Women what if I was your boyfriend and we were both tired from a long day. And we were just laying on the couch with you on top of me and my arms around you. And a warm blanket over us.
>>34071208Something about work. Even though he works from home. It's bullshit, weekends are supposed to be for us.
>cat is scratching my door trying to come into my bedroomwhat do?
>>34071214Why copper?
>>34071218Mhm
>>34071220Let the cat in you tyrant
>>34071220Open the door
>>34071218i would slowly hump you without knowing. i do this to my bed or the floor or wherever i lay down. i'm sorry. i'm not trying to ruin the atmosphere, my hips do shit without consulting me
>>34071184is this jh and her gf?
>>34071225>>34071226t.cats
My exes when I was 18-20 always talked about how it feels weird dating a guy their age and how they always thought about dating someone older. FFW a few years and I’m 25 now, is 25 about the age women in the 18-20 range consider older? Maybe I’ll actually get laid for the first time in a couple years now that I have a broader appeal
>>34071222Metallic, but shit. I bet you know exactly the smell
>>34071230How did you know
>>34071228One could say your hips don't lie
>>34071231Why are they like this
If a woman is flicking her bean during sex and cums, do you count that as "the man made her cum"?State gender too
>>34071013FLose green boxers
>>34071238MNo
>>34071238FYes.
>>34071239>BGC anons win again
>>34071013f. i'm wearing jammie pants and nothing underneath. i'm in the living room with my grandparents so its not in a sexy way im just lazy.
>>34071243I don’t know what that means
>>34071219you seem possessive and clingy, gross
>>34071236AAYYYY IM ON TONITE
>>34071244Real cute. What’s printed on the pants
>>34071220
>>34071245big green cock
>>34071252its like a blue flannel kind of pattern. my grandma buys me pajamas for every christmas
Women, is it so much to ask her not to sting?
>>34071245He’s referring to meI have a BGC, and I have green boxers
>>34070994unironically cucks seem to cope fine, maybe thats part of why they get along fine.
>>34071238MNope
>>34071246I'm definitely obsessive, but I don't think I'm clingy. I haven't seen him for a week, while he's been relentlessly teasing me since about this weekend being all about us. I am just frustrated.
I can't believe I'm one of the fuckers asking this, but:I'm 27. Am I deranged for thinking an 18 year old could be dateable?It's presumably the result of horrible parentification or something but for whatever reason she really feels like talking to another 27 year old. Jesus Christ I know what I sound like when I say that.
>>34071265M, 30Too young.
>>34071254>>34071225>>34071226she's a mainecoon and a serious screamer so if I let her in, she'll keep me up the entire night
>>34071238MYes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-OO5NlcaJUWhy are girls defending her? John doesn't want to eat some shit slop when he can afford quality food made by top chefs
>>34071257Classic Grandma behavior.
>>34071244Why no underwear?
>>34071265No one is going to be honest or objective with that question
>>34071238MYeah.
>>34071267>mainecoonPlease post pic. I love maine coons.
I have a women in cozy pajamas fetish, if you could even call that a fetish.
>>34071265M your agethe only way i can see it "working" is if you're so stunted and developmentally arrested that you can somehow relate to the girl as a person at that age. But if you're that fucked up idk why she would be willing to talk to you.
>>34071276I already posted her in atoga beforeshe's gray
Do you guys want anything from McDonald’s?
>>34071267Wouldn't be the first time a pussy kept me up all nightBuh dum tss
>>34071273Everyone around me constantly says that they could never date fucken 21 year olds because "they're just like children to me" meanwhile I'm here getting my worst fears confirmed because this 18 year old girl just took me the fuck out>>34071278Argh
>>34071218I'd tell you to get up and do some hoovering while I make a start on dinner.
>>34071281For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich.
Yesterday I lost power and today’s the elevator was broken at work. Don’t let me go in when that happens anons. So how did your Caturday go?
>>34071260Oh okay, weird. But fun that we have same boxers?
>>34071238M. It would never occur to me that this distinction could possibly matter.
>>34071267It’s a cat, let it in.
>>34071281sonic the hedgehog toy
>>34071286Like a cat, I slept all day and then had dinner.
>>34071238M. No, but I am also wildly insecure about my penis size/sexual performance so I am fine if she does that to cum. Frankly I prefer just giving girls oral and kissing them, normal PIV sex just kinda frustrates and makes me nervous.
Women, thoughts on your mind and body screaming at you to get married and have kids?
>Mrrorrowww>mrrowww>meeeoowww>moowwwww>mowwwwwwww>mowwwwwwww>aooooooow>oaoooooaoaaaaa>mowwwwwwwww>moooooooooooaoaoaoaaaaoaa>ooooaaaaaaaugh>JESUS CHRIST WHAT>nothing u nigger bye lol
>>34071296And we let them poop in our houses for some goddamn reason
>>34071296BASED
>>34071296This is why I love em
>>34071229She's way taller than me.
>>34071286Mroowwwworooowweew
>>34071241>>34071263>>34071294Interesting... I kind of hope you guys are right because I hate saying my creepy ex made me cum lmfao
>>34071296they want your companionship you imbecile
>>34071296gigabased nglonly reason i dont have one is I dont like the idea of their gross paws walking over every surface in my home no matter how high up it is, like on kitchen counters and getting hair everywhere. kitties are so cute tho i love seeing them at friends houses
>>34071302who isn't lol
>>34071295It doesn’t and I won’t
>>34071306Could you get off without him, only flicking? Could you get off without flicking, only his dick? That's a more definite answer
too many messages
>>34071312>only his dickwell if he has a tiny one i can kinda forgive that ig
I am once again asking femanons to use their magic to make my friend's cat like me.
>>34071286Everytime you post all I can think is you cuddling on me while you ask itI'm sorry
>>34071312Couldn't get off without flickingI'd have to do it in a super specific position and close my eyes and pretend he wasn't there. I even do this with men I'm insanely attracted to. Never had a porn habit or anything. I think I'm just retarded. Currently doing NoFap to help the issue.
>>34071312This reads like Dr. Seuss
>>34071320I think that's pretty normal with women. They just hate getting off with men.
>>34071317I'm not a femanon, but I could give you some tips.Don't approach the cat. Blink at the cat slowly.Let it approach you. If it does, present your hand with your fingers very loosely closed, making your hand roughly the shape of a cat's head.Once it's comfortable around you, it'll nuzzle against your hand, and then you can pet it behind the ears.
dumb question for womenDoes my small amount of instagram followers impact my chances at getting a girlfriend?
I think people just don't even attempt to learn their bodies
>>34071293Very good.>>34071303You were already fed. Do you want head pats before bed?>>34071318Can I come up for cuddles? It was a very busy day.
I think they should make the captchas harder to filter retards
captcha should be completing battletoads and if you lose you get ip banned for a week
>>34071325Maybe if they’re a zoomer. I for one only use instagram in lurker mode.
>>34071327The last woman I dated told me that the G-spot was a myth lmaoGrown woman, "sex positive"Total dumbass
>>34071238F, Yes>>34071295It's very annoying
>>34071330Ok Zitz
>>34071320i dont see the point of nofap for women, isnt the whole point to break the cycle of cooming for menwomen dont have the same biological, cyclical reward loop that men can fall into afaik (in terms of the coolidge effect and things like that)
I have a good job and on the surface I seem like I’m not stunted but in reality I’m pretty immature. Would it be weird to date a 20 year old female as a 25 year old male? I don’t want to move in together and get married anytime soon and I feel like the women around my age would be wanting to get married asap or to not get married at all, which I don’t want
I just got ignored in the group chat. Should i leave it and never speak to them ever again?
>>34071338Stream yourself blowing your head off to them
>>34071295not a woman but ive been having extremely emotional reactions to basic things recently, even pure sentimental romantic fiction makes me feel awful and alone. i think i may have some vitamin deficiency or something, i have never in my life felt so alone and needy for affection.
They should keep the captcha the same and just rehire Snacks as a full admin.
>>34071338I'm afraid suicide is the only reasonable option
>>34071325I'm more like why use Instagram, but then again as long as you don't post about me it's fine>>34071295I wish it weren't so cruel. I would love kids
>>34071051well yeah, the two women on here think they're too good to answer a simple question on an anonymous forum
>>34071342I want RapeApe gone but I dunno if I want him gone THAT badly
>>34071338Pick someone in the chat at random and nail a dead raccoon to their door.
WomenWhy do you all seem to be interested in holding your boyfriend's dick while you pee?
>>34071330I'd finally have to stop posting here. I've never gotten past the Turbo Tunnel
>>34071348Didn’t know that was a thing.
>26>no sign of fixing my life socially anytime soon>still never held hands with a girl women, i am on track for a near-guaranteed acquisition of my wizard powers. are you proud of my sorcerous ascension?
Why is it that girls and women at anime conventions only hit on me when I'm either dressed up as a girl or if I'm wearing a stupid tshirt that says something like "I have never seen a vagina"
>>34071325Yes
Women, (and men I guess), how do I stop being suicidal over the fact that I stopped physically developing at the ripe old age of 14?
I want this to be my GFwhere do I find her>inb4 a middle school
>>34071353Nerd girls are all faghags and handmaidens.
>>34071337I'm 24 and wouldn't mind that .. unless that's is too old for you
>>34071357Have you considered that no one else cares and you shouldn't either?
Women how would you feel about nursing your sick/injured husband/boyfriend back to strength?
>>34071351Are you happy?
>>34071337when are zoomers going to get the fuck over age gaps? This is genuinely fucking annoying. You're both adults. Act like it.>>34071357take pride in being unique dechu
>>34071325I want to know how common it is for women to not use those at all. I hate them, but I'm young enough where it's probably a red flag or something for a lot of girls.
>>34071359Which animu is this?
>>34071360>fag hagsthat sux. The one who really liked my tshirt was a cute girl in a blue playboy bunny outfit with spiky blue hair. I should've said something...
>>34071366Make a list of what you need and I’ll get it from the store. Then we can cuddle and watch a movie before your nap.
>>34071363They do though lol, everyone thinks I'm a high schooler when they first meet me>>34071368I don't think it's something I should be prideful of
>>34071366Helping someone you know that is sick is pretty normal. Proof of this is the fact that someone who avoids or disdains helping a genuinely sick person for no reason comes off as sociopathic
>>34071367No I want to die often. But the wizard stuff should fix all that
>>34071379You can kiss me if you want
>>34071376>I don't think it's something I should be prideful ofWell then you're fucked. Have fun being sad over nothing.
>>34071336NoFap helps with female death grip. It basically resets your system so you can untrain yourself to need really specific things in order to orgasm.
>>34071380Gayyyy
>stopped listening to hoe scaring musicfeels good man
>>34071381It's not nothing though
>>34071348Wieners are just so cute when they're soft and I like seeing men pee because its funny>>34071366I jerk off to that. But he has to return the favor someday.
>>34071351This will happen soon. Look forward to it.
>>34071385why?I love scaring the hoes by jpegmafia
>>34071385>>34071396There is a time and a place to scare the hoesThat would be in a place secluded from the hoes with no hoes present
>>34071385coward
>>34071394Do middle aged dudes unironically write stories about being transformed into little girls
>>34071400the japanese are weird
imagine likingdeath gripsjpegmafiamy bloody valentinegodspeed you black emperorall that shit
>>340714012 nukes wasn't enough
>>34071366i love this because it makes me feel undeniably useful and important to her. All my fantasies around romance involve me saving the woman in some ridiculous un-realistic way, fixing her life, nursing her back to health, etc. i think its because i dont really trust a girl to just love me for being me so for it to feel "real" i gotta spice it up with a bunch of contrived "but what if I did this also" modifications.
>>34071388Can you change it? No. Would it be better to get over it than to stew in being mad about it? Yes. Now do the work of finding something else to be concerned about >>34071400>unironicallyDo you mean "genuinely"?
>>34071403/mu/
>>34071362Not too old. My issue with dating a woman around my age is they’re either at the maturity level of a toddler and have nothing going for them, need constant attention from me or they’ll cry, etc. or they’re stuck up career whores who play faggy mind games and make me an insignificant part of their life. I just want someone who is doing well independent of me, has a hobby or two, and is cute, fun, and doesn’t act like some high and mighty “I’m too old for fun that isn’t drinking myself to death!” wench
post some songs that the hoes love
>>34071400middle aged japanese men be like: "man i wish i was a little girl playing dress up with other little girls and getting my first kiss and period and getting dicked down"
>>34071380no. im gonna be a badass wizard in a tower and cast levitate and stuff
>>34071406I mean they gotta be lined up and shot
>>34071403Ah yes, "White dude who doesn't know how boring he is" genre
>>34071403My fat, insufferable Mexican cokehead friend loved all that shitHe was especially obsessed with the Mars Volta as well. Oh and he made me listen to fucking Yoko Ono sometimes.
>>34071382Do you need weird fetish-ey situations like some porn addicts do? Or is it purely a sensory issue where you just need to give your cooch a break so its more sensitive? im a virgin so idk about how women experience sex
>>34071415I'm sorry the cartoons threaten you. Take your daily dose of anti-normalfag pills and thank your doctor
Women, thoughts on guys who are super snobby about music but don't actually play any instruments
>>34071328You can come for cuddles anytime you want
>>34071412im an hoe and i like this songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNfPXiCiQY4
>>34071424My immediate reaction is "If you care so much why don't you make it?". In short, he's a coward and a faggot
Anons, can we be Weiner besties? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNZ7Kd0-w4M
>>34071412coldplayed sheeranjohn mayer
>>34071424Trashing other people's tastes because they don't align with yours is the most low IQ shit imaginable.>>34071412This is a loaded question. What type of hoes? Different hoes like different things, my nigga.
>>34071432If you like middle class white girls that give teeth
>>34071433>Trashing other people's tastes because they don't align with yours is the most low IQ shit imaginable.Some stuff just sucks, should I go easy on it just because at least one person likes it?
>>34071412
>>34071434Bro don't talk about my mom like that
>>34071424only listens to specific things he likes picky is based.judges and mocks people for liking other music? death sentence
>>34071182how???
>>34071419It's mostly a sensation issue. I have to be prone bone and baring down with my entire ass and thighs. I just need way too much pressure to ever be feasible in the bedroom.Thinking of way older men gets me there faster though so maybe it's partially fetishistic.
>>34071433>Trashing other people's tastes because they don't align with yours is the most low IQ shit imaginable.Oh yeah, like agreeing with everyone and everything isn't the easy way of pussying out of having an opinion.
my ban ended :)why do moids admit that they always want sex, but claim that moids can be "raped"
>>34071410Okay I think I'm like that
>>34071440oh, hey, i've been accused of being you
>>34071444because they don't want to have sex with you
>>34071444moids are being raped right now and you're laughing!!111
>>34071444Did you apply to any jobs yet kid
>>34071406200 years ago I would have died before adulthood. Natural selection and stuff. So I shouldn't even be alive honestly
>>34071443>there are only two possible options
>>34071451Be thankful that it isn't 200 years ago...
>>34071454I wish it was
>>34071444plap
>>34071444What did you do to get banned?
any good mobile games i can idly play that dont have shit ton of ads or energy mechanics?
>>34071412oasisarctic monkeys
>>34071453Is the third option being one of those faggots that constantly repeat "me personally" when talking about personal preferences?
>>34071458Be annoying
>>34071435There is objectively bad. Like Blood on the Dancefloor or a lot of mumble rap. But saying shit is bad because it's popular or you don't like the genre is dumb.>>34071443There's having an opinion and there's being close-minded to different points of view. There's a lot of shit people like that I don't, but I don't grandstand and try to act superior to them because of it.>>34071444Moids are the same ones that say women don't take male rape victims seriously but are like "I wish it was me" when the female rapist is hot.
>>34071460oasis is a 10000% hoe choice fuuuuuuuck
>>34071461What else are you supposed to do when art is entirely subjective
>>34071445Oh heh :)
>>34071462Can confirm. That's why I reported her
>>34071447moids are attracted to everyone and everything>>34071450yes.first was as a stocker. got turned down. the other was as a porter, they havent responded yet.what sucks is that there are so many job openings that specify that no experience is required, but still have minimum ages that im just below.
>>34071463You are so retarded and wrong about everything
Bitches love arctic monkeys
>More femanons claiming men can't be rapedgreat...
>>34071467I hope you find someone you like
>>34071461At least half of us do this to piss you off, specifically in case you were unaware
>>34071469How are you too young to be a stocker lol
>>34071458it said i was spamming while i was talking about the fact that moids cant be raped. such bullshit.
How do I mute korrasami?
>>34071463>There's having an opinion and there's being close-minded to different points of view. There's a lot of shit people like that I don't, but I don't grandstand and try to act superior to them because of it.Those who are really annoying are the ones that think that if someone else has a strong opinion they must be poor, uncultured simpletons that simpry haven't experienced everything they have. The people that ignore that you can have a good idea of what's out there and still not like it. The people who personally defend themselves with the excuse "this guy just doesn't know what he's talking about, but I do"
>>34071461How about just disliking things without acting like a nigger about it?
>>34071472men can't be. they always enjoy it
>>34071472its just true. why are you triggered?moids admit that they always want sex.>>34071477that one didnt have an age requirement. they didnt specify why they turned me down, just said they were considering other applicants.
>>34071466recognize that discussing opinions is inherently personal and that you don't need to say "me personally" all the time just because you feel uncomfortable saying anything with a smidge of confidence
>>34071469>what sucks is that there are so many job openings that specify that no experience is required, but still have minimum ages that im just below.That is shocking. Keep trying, and good luck
>>34071486Personally I disagree
>>34071480If normal 4chan you have to go to the settings somewhere, should be at the top.If 4chanx/xt click the drop down on their posts and then you'll see filter
>>34071484>>34071485bait all you want, but this is a fucked up thing to defend
>>34071481This. It's gatekeeping of the highest order. For me, this is film critics. They're the snobbiest people imaginable.
>>34071463>women don't take male rape victims seriouslymy own mother both didn't believe me at first and openly told me it "wasn't the same" when I said I was molested. When the court proceedings happened and my mom found out that I'd been sodomized with my abuser's sex toys, she asked me if I was gay constantly and even joked about "swinging both ways" at one point. My girlfriend also joked about it when I told her and didn't see what the big deal was aside from it being illegal, and didn't understand how I could count as being raped if I felt attracted to her at the start. So yeah, women don't take male abusive victims seriously at all. Some men being stupid coomers at the same time doesn't change that.
>>34071486me, personally, for me? it amuses me that this annoys you so much. but that's just my opinion
>>34071469>moids are attracted to everyone and everythingYou and your mom are the exception>>34071482>being a niggerAnd being an oversensitive zoomer you of course mean "stating your reasons of (not) liking something". Shit talking is part of being an adult; prissy little princesses like you are annoying and people feel like they need to walk on eggshells around you
>>34071497Lol this faggot had rubber dicks up his ass
>>34071463>There is objectively bad. Like Blood on the Dancefloor or a lot of mumble rap. But saying shit is bad because it's popular or you don't like the genre is dumb.You're literally doing the exact thing you said people shouldn't do.
if you play wonderwall you're probably gonna fuck her
>>34071496>For me, this is film criticsSame. Who cares how good a film is? It's the weakest form of storytelling designed to put asses in seats. Movies get to have prose, poetry, visuals, and fucking music to tell a story and I'm supposed to respect that? Get bent.
Merry Christmas, /atoga/. Plap
>>34071473You too femanon. You’re sweet
>>34071497>So yeah, women don't take male abusive victims seriously at all.They sure don't, also speaking from experience.
>>34071499>Shit talking is part of being an adultNot if you're white.
>>34071511Or like, any color adult lol.Excessive shit talking is such high school nonsense
>>34071511That's because suburban whites are giant passive aggressive pussies that talk themselves into having mental problems
>>34071508There are five days left anon.
>>34071505Not really. BotD is just bad from a production, singing, and lyrical standpoint. Mumble rap is bad because you literally can't understand some of it. It's not so much an opinion as it is objective. That doesn't mean people can't still like it, but it does warrant an explanation as to why.
>>34071506I sed maaaaAAAAAYBEyuhgunnabedawun dadSABE MEEE
life is pain. except when i'm drinking heh
It occurs to me that I haven't blown anything up in several years. I should fix that.
State gender and how your parents are doing.My dad was listening to Flesh Simulator's podcast earlier today and is now watching the episodes of Moetan I have saved on jellyfin
>>34071487thanks>>34071494its just true. are you a young, naive woman? they really like it.>>34071497how is it abuse to give a moid what he wants?
>>34071525I gotta get off this fuckin website man
>>34071528Why would this illicit that response?
>>34071525ur a nigger
>>34071525MMy mom and my stepdad continue to be happily sedentary shitposters. Visited them earlier today.My dad and stepmom are gonna be on vacation starting next week and well into January to celebrate their 10th anniversary.Everybody's doing pretty well.
>>34071525M. My mom lost her job recently and has been working shitty retail jobs she hates since then. My dad is dealing with estate planning for his dad, which has been a shitshow.
if you look like this HMU
>>34071526>are you a young, naive woman?Nope, i'm a 27 year old man who was SAd by multiple women as a child
>>34071534i'm a guy tho
>>34071525MNeither are with us
>>34071535>>34071526This is going to be an amazing interaction, I just know it.
>>34071534>look like thisA child?
>>34071537I wouldn't think they browsed /adv/, let alone /atoga/
>>34070378Same dudeA babe at subway made me a bangin sandwich, life is good>>34071525M>how your parents are doingMy father killed himself and my mother is psychotic >>34071522What you drinking bro? I'm on the cider rn>>34071506Or you're a wanker>>34071482Why lol, she's sweet
>>34071530why
>>34071538nah, i'm done engaging her
>>34071535>i was abused by being given what i want???
>>34071412I dated a baddie and she'd always play this one while doing her makeup before we went out https://youtu.be/3cV6pnvCVM4?si=qM9kh15gl8n39P72>>34071403>jpegmafiaNah Peggy makes good shit https://youtu.be/75SP4CKdEEg?si=0VwaUIam5l0PVCQh>>34071337>Would it be weird to date a 20 year old female as a 25 year old maleNo>>34071330Lol I'm literally playing new Battletoads right nowThe OG is really hard tho ye
>>34071519Thinking certain modes of expression are objectively bad is gamerbrain.
>>34071446wow, a new fellow namefag ?this captcha is ass
Riddle me this atogay females:Imagine you are very serious with a guy. He tells you he has a big surprise for you.He proposes to you and gifts you an engagement ring.A really nice ring. All your female friends are jealous of the ring and it must have cost a massive amount of moneys.Out of sheer curiosity, you go to jeweller to find out the price of such ring, and he tells you this ring was made 5 years ago for some dudes girlfriend but it didnt work out between them.You tell to your guy about it, and he seems surprised but tells you that yes its true, he bought it for his previous girlfriend that broke his heart soon afterWyd.
>>34071286Oof sorry that happened, hope everything is OK nowYeah I had a nice day tho was very hungover and didn't sleep much. But I was drunk all day at work and talked to a lot of lovely MILFs>>34071265>I'm 27. Am I deranged for thinking an 18 year old could be dateable?Not deranged, but it is a big age gapI dated an 18yo at 23 and 26 (inb4 groomer, they asked me out) and it didn't work out surprise surpriseI wouldn't recommend desu >>34071202>used to write Shego/Kim fanfictions when I was a teenagerLol you're a real one for that, Shego was bad af
Women thoughts on Saddam Hussein
>>34071556This is the gayest shit ever
>>34071551What the hell, you get ass captchas? All I get is a bunch of dumb shapes and letters.
>>34071497>Your postWomen have no soulsTfd
>>34071167Hallooo >>34071013M, just blue striped boxer shorts>>34070994>how do you cope that your gf or wifeMy what nowIdk tho>>34070989Hugs <3
>>34071526I know you're just baiting but considering how many actual real life women seem to agree with you ill engage honestly>lured me in when i was neglected at home>started small with little kisses and dirty talk, felt intoxicating to be able to talk to someone and just have them be nice to me/want me around>she was the only source of kindness and affection I got at an extremely emotionally vulnerable time, bad home life>escalated out of control quickly>she threatened to kill my dogs the very first time i said "no" about doing anything with her (she wanted to take me to her house and i was afraid my parents would be mad i was home late) >got so bad that she would text me about how I was going to go to jail, be called a monster if I ever told anyone>told me about how safe we were together and how awful prison was for "boys who do what I do", and how I'd get killed in jail if they found out why i was there>eventually started going to her house anyway while lying to parents about being with my friends>she burned me with candles, sodomized meOnly reason I ever told anyone was because I had an injury in my colon that made me need to see a doctor because she was too harsh and my mom demanded to know what was going on.
Women, thoughts on Osama bin Laden?
I was so infatuated in a girl, i was ready to give her the world.But she crumpled my heart and tossed it away.Now i realize I was just a jester puppet for her to feed her ego.Gas me
>>34070892M https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_bA-9Kate8 had to mix it lel https://voca.ro/1faGwgqIqbFO https://voca.ro/1oKKJs61xBHO
>>34071569too many words.
putting slutty femanon on my vision board
>>34071564Sorry anon, but the women in this thread dont care. They will never empathize with us
>>34071570Gay
do i have a huge ego, or low self esteem? or both??
Cuddling with femanon
>>34071556Honestly I don’t care for an expensive ring if I do get married someday. I would rather have something simple if it does happen.
>>34071571https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=HBPzEQKqxiI&si=icx1oDqakxj4a4aO
>>34071525I bought my dad new knees and he quit drinking. My mom is okay, but she's kind of a conspiracy theorist now, which is weird.>>34071558>Women thoughts on Saddam HusseinI spent a year in Kuwait because of that bitch.>>34071569>Women, thoughts on Osama bin Laden?Who Hasan Piker aspires to be. They both come from money and love the smell of their own farts.
>>34071577They don't have to, I just don't want to endure them fellating themselves about how empathetic and moral they are all the time.
>>34071577Truth nuke.
>>34071584Israeli?
Great time to go /gif/ and look for a straight thread
>>34071572>>34071584Here, have even more.
>>34071584>I spent a year in Kuwait because of that bitch.Nobody conscripted you.
>>34071582Fuckk this goes hard, def doing a techno remix or two <3Was also dancing to this w my crush last night lel https://youtu.be/g7Qy2SueVtA?si=ZjmK0MIqZ1BGhbMA
Just ate moldy bread, leaving a suicide note
>>34071584>I spent a year in KuwaitHow old are you?
I love how cute and fuckable women are but man are you guys a pain in the ass to deal with
>>34071596why did you do that
ugh whats the point of muting a namefag if you guys constantly respond to them
>>34071601Self harming
Does anyone else gets fuck tons of algorithmic content about parents of babies and small children despite trying to rig the algo against it? Are they trying to fix the population crisis or some shit?
>>34071596Anon no…
>>34071605No I think it knows I'm hopeless
>>34071602namefags are atoga culture
>>34071604Brootal
>>34071385I'll never stop kek https://voca.ro/1l8hf6ILgHbl>>34070747>Beautiful people get away with anything they wantIkr it's pretty greatJk it's not that cut and dry>>34070718Shit u alright now?>>34070696We love ya <3(>>34070667Bro is real for that
>>34071605I get asian cute bait videos on IG
>>34071602Cry about it some more.
>>34071605Well I do have a niece and nephew so the algo must be spying on me again.
>>34071606
>>34070603Yes to both>>34070566>Is anyone else spending Christmas alone?Nah I'll probably have to spend time with people unfortunatelyMerry Xmas thoo <3
>>34070513Are u single>>34070451Congrats ig
>>34071596When I'm too poor to buy new bread I just cut off the mouldy bits or just eat the mold
>>34071617No eat me
>>34071556I don't wear jewelry and I don't want to marry. If I did I'd be pretty disgusted he tried to regift some cheating ex's or oneitis's ring, especially if I accepted a gaudy sparkly trinket thinking he tried his very best despite clearly neither knowing nor caring about my preferences.
>>34071624doing any plapping lately cat-chan?
N
Women how would you feel if you got married and were happy and then you died, and your husband remarried, and be got buried with his new wife then they died and you got buried beside a stranger or just alone.
>>34071632I dont want to be buried with anyone
Had some unexpectedly strong night coffee
>>34071630igger
>>34071637Basedd, how was itI wanna do that too but I'll probs be up til 5am anyway and gotta be up at 10
>>34071637Didn't think that was something people actually did in real life.
>>34071628About to sleep.
>>34071644Nta but I do it all the time
>>34071644I do it every now and then. I wanted to stay up tonight, anyways.>>34071642Unexpectedly strong! I might be up an hour later than I planned to.
need a femanon to cuck me
DO YOU WANT THE FAMILY MAN OR THE SWINGING MAN YOU CHOOSE
Women thoughts on a man who thinks dinosaurs are cool but isn't obsessed with them or anything
I should buy another gun.
>>34071633That's sad.My Grandpa outlived my Grandma (cancer) but despite not saying a word when she passed, he got depressed fast after she was gone. One day he just said "I'll be buried right next to her" and smiled and over the next two weeks his immune system attacked his own skin, muscle tissue, etc. until he died.Then he was buried next to her. He looked so peaceful.
>>34071654That's every man.
>>34071644Nta but I did it a lot in my party days, but I'm ADHD so coffee and uppers relax me
>>34071637Futurama peaked in that moment.
>>34071654Who tf doesn't think dinosaurs are cool?
>>34071662I still haven't watched much of the show since they brought it back after the movies. I got my fill, I guess.
>>34070378Based post tho, I don't understand how people can be misogynistic desu, most women IRL are so nice and generous
I remember my dad showing me Futurama when I was little But I barely remember any of it
Tfw playing Bratz Rhythm and Style and they joke about how Londoners call everyone "babes" Yeah it is true ngl. It's just a term of endearment like calling someone mate or love>>34071671I remember liking it as a kid cause it was like a cool adult show I was allowed to watch, but the jokes went over my head lol
>>34071671It's not quite as consistently good as classic Simpsons but still pretty great. The movies were also really good.
I love women in general, but hate atoga femanons. They are not good people
>>34071678Do they call each other love as well
>>34068634Shit. My boss who I have a crush on (and who I've made out with before, but she friendzoned me) asked what we should get another coworker for christmas (who got us all gifts last week)I wasn't planning on getting anyone anything but then she said she already got my gift. Am I supposed to get her something too now? Does that mean I have to get everyone something?
>>34071684Here in England? Ye but it's a bit more of an older generational thing>>34071681Rude lolI mean a lot of weirdos post on 4chan and people come here to vent and stuff, but nah most femanons are really niceI think most people are better IRL than they are here though. People vent and show the worst side of themselves here lol
>>34071704Just get something for your boss and co-worker, it doesn't have to be anything fancy or expensive but it's a nice gestureAlso I find it kind of wild that you made out with your boss and flirt a lot but it's like under the bus lol. Do you seriously like her or do you just find her attractive? How long do you think you'll stay at this job?
>>34071654Dinosaurs are not real. Do you really think a T-Rex would come from an egg? Are you stupid
>>34071711Yes :(
>>34071684Also the London focus in this game is on punk, there's a girl called Debbie who goes by "Debz" with purple hair wearing a choker, black crop top with L O N D O N on it, a union jack denim skirt and purple uggsI love how incredibly stereotypical yet completely accurate this is
>>34071711>Are you stupidI sure am! :D
Women,If you saw this guy on the street, would you kiss him?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_47A9Z28U3I
State genderWho’s your favorite serial killer?
>>34071711Nta but do they not? I thought dinosaurs laid eggs. And obvs they all died but they were real right? I don't think the fossils were planted by aliens>>34071715Himbo supremacyI remember going to a museum with my highschool gf who was in MENSA and she got really annoyed at me asking stuff like if caveman ever rode the dinosaurs or why satellites didn't fall out of the sky
>>34071720David Parker Ray.
I feel like shiiiiit lol
>>34071590Eww, no.>>34071597>How old are you?29>>34071719He seems nice, so probably.>>34071720>Who’s your favorite serial killer?Aileen WuornosShe should have been set free.
>>34071728What have you done to earn shitfeel
>>34071728Me too but I ate mold
>>34071357Do you have short hair? Do you live in California? I was looking for someone to cosplay Moetan with and you might make a perfect nijihara ink
>>34071735>29Why would you have to spend a year in Kuwait then?
>>34071720M, this cunt>>34071684I like how they got actual Londoners to do the voices tho. So much media has people not from somewhere putting on accents that you can tell are fake and I'm just like why??? lolAnyway wuu2 babes.>>34071728RIP, gws love <3>>34071743BrevGws also Yeah I need to buy more bread tomoz else I gotta eat mould too
State genderPost a song/album you like guaranteed to scare the proverbial hoes away. I'll start
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https://voca.ro/1jDGJYAS2N8Y
>>34071756Black nigga
This is what my OCD looks like
I'm playing with her hair while her head is on my chest
>>34071560lucky.>>34071558dicktator.>>34071569blah blah i'm not reading that, he's a terrortard
>>34071755Dumbass
Women can you stop farting up the fucking room Jesus Christ
>>34071751Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZokPAuhD6k
>>34071580are you horny or something?>>34071598you only want sex?>>34071596i think ur getting cancer, prepare for a slow and painful death.
>>34071751Mhttps://youtu.be/KOfkVrplNVM?si=q2uulDalHL5SKSJKThis is also a certified hoe scarer unless she has based taste https://youtu.be/4nHRv9kKGaY?si=JDyQMzt-1dcIPfxK
>>34071751https://youtube.com/watch?v=2AoPK8zXGeQ&pp=0gcJCR4Bo7VqN5tD
Do men really like women who look like her?
>>34071777If I only wanted sex I wouldn't care about how they are to be around ever think about that
>>34071751http://youtube.com/watch?v=uU9Fe-WXew4&t=1s
>>34071787She looks like an average girl.
blogpost: i had to make this chart. been buggin me all day.
>>34071772women don't fart.>>34071728don't we all>>34071755translation: notice me notice me notice me notice me notice me notice me>>34071766^
>>34071787Lol she looks like a plastic action figure or some shit
>>34071794>women don't fartI've seen some interesting German videos which suggest otherwise.
>>34071751Also this is one of my favourite vinyls of all time by the beautiful Elaine Radigue but most people think wtf is this when I put it on lol https://youtu.be/YAoUqRyq8n0?si=bKdQrQr1NQZ83xHC
>>34071787>career girlboss who looks like she took 1000 cocks in college and is a generic StacyNot in the slightest
>>34071794Why do you keep replying to my posts. Are you in love with me
>>34071787No lol I mean blonde hair, blue eyes, and she seems nice, but ngl she looks well bogged and much older than 26 lmaoo soz
Why are there no foids who like dick so much they make their husbands come home, depants them then dress it up in a lace cozy and a bow?
Why don't the lonely, single femanons in this thread date fat and balding guys?
>>34071799>looks like she took 1000 cocks...
>>34071805Because I like dick so much that I need his in me as soon as it's within grabbing distance.
>>34071800i'm concerned about your health, anon.>>34071805that's femboy behavior >>34071797oh wow 0_0>>34071808i don't think they want that.
>>34071816>i don't think they want that.Why.
>>34071808get fitshave full baldThen try again
>>34071816Because you luv me ooooh
>>34071818>get cosmetic surgery>and get a boob job>Then try again
>>34071795>>34071791>>34071799>>34071804How do you explain the fact that she managed to sleep with 1000 men then?
>>34071710Both, I got caught off guard that I started to like her lol. She got awkward after the night we made out. But still flirt here and there.
>>34071820nta or a woman but demanding weight loss is incomparable to demanding plastic surgery >but b-No. You're a fat fucking pig and you need to put the fork down. That's it, nothing else matters.
>>34071824It means she has asked at the very least 2000 men to sleep with her.
women would you date a skinny 30 year old with thick and long hair
where are the women
>>34071824>literal whore has a high body count
>>34071819don't think i forgot about you, anon>>34071817stinky fatass (jk i know you're good)
>>34071824What do you want me to explain you dumbass nigger. She looks exactly like a woman befitting her status
>>34071832>stinky fatassI'm going to go.
I need her
>>34071787God no
>>34071832And I will never forget you. Mwah
>>34071787MFuck no.
>>34071830go outside and take a look.don't tell me that you think they're trans...>>34071834i'm sorry. does that match your description?
>>34071751https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJ9vkt7BHYI
>>34071833You said she was average.How come 1000 men were willing to sleep with her if she is "average" or looks like a "plastic figure"? You dumb cunt.
>>34071843oh god OH GOD ITS A WOMAN OUTSIDE OH GOD OH GOD OH MAN OHGOD
>>34071843Whatcha been up to foid? Hope your holidays are going well so far
>>34071747I got deployed there. Saddam was the only reason we ever put bases in that shithole.
>>34071751
>>34071849What about Haliburton
>>34071845I didn't say she was average I said she looked exactly like a whore who'd sleep with 1000 men. Men will fuck goats and camels dude. And I'm not a woman eitherDumbass troll
>>34071787>buy skyrim
>>340718454 billion men on earth and you’re surprised that 0.0000000000001% of them are willing to fuck an ugly whore.
i wish i was an ugly whore
>>34071862What's stopping you
>>34071751https://youtu.be/nxHOYUPZiPQFoids will never get this
>>34071751Mhttps://youtu.be/_glAmk6fcfE>hell>naw>this ain’t no lullaby>sure ain’t no love song>never heard a dove cry>try to break my heart, I’ll break ya face>still don’t give a fuck>it’s time to shed blood
>>34071866DIck.
>>34071870Cut it off
bloody 90% moid thread here god
>>34071874So like every Saturday then
Workaholic stoic perfectionist bf x Depressed NEET puppygirl gf who has separation anxiety. Me and who?
>>34071878Firing squad. Now
>>34071878Execution by hanging
>>34071876It's caturday accWell the euro fems are prolly zzz cuz nearly 5am here
>>34071874You're lucky anyone's here it's 5 days til Christmas.
>>34071883They're all at parties and getting railed cuz they have actual lives and only pretend to be frmcles here for attention on the weedkdays
>>34071866too ugly
>>34071878Death by rape.
>>34071286Did you get stuck?
>>34071888How about I marry you and make you my wife then instead of you being a whore
>>34071787She looks sun burned
>>34071892ok
>>34071878>workaholicHopefully not sex work or customer service
>>34071898:)
>>34071878I want this but vice versa.
>>34071878Im stoic but a different kind of "aholic"
>>34071910Trapaholic?
>>34071852>Men will fuck goats and camels dude.I see you're speaking from experience.
Do women like French men?
>>34071919i thought the french went extinct
>>34071919Wallah
>>34071919No not even the white ones
>>34071919>colonize the world>surprised when there are repercussionsDo Anglos really?
>>34071926>Anglos
Men, say something flirty
>>34071937No.
>>34071937Uh you're uh cute
>>34071887I doubt thatTbf I used to party basically every fri and sat night with grills but I highly doubt they posted here
>be 30>ask girl out who's 24>friends are like "bro why are you asking out girls so young?">ask girl out who's 29>friends are like "bro why is a girl still single at 29? red flag" I don't get it. What the fuck do they want? To me to be forever single?Also why does 4chan want me to fill out 3 captchas instead of just one right now?
>>34071949>To me to be forever single?yes
>>34071945Yeah I'd fuck this one
>>34071949"they" don't care about anything you do. What they care about is following the current trend of age gaps being something to scoff about. Wait it out
>>34071937Hey bb girl wassupI cut my finger at work today on a crate and have a booboo can you kiss it better pls>>34071949Ignore your friends they sound like a drag Also new captcha is just picture recognition and thus easier imo
>>34071949Your friends sound retarded.
>>34071937*whistles like a cartoon*"Hello Aphrodite!!! RUFF RUFF RUFF"
>>34071951Mwah
>>34071949>24>youngimagine if you were 40 and tried your luck with a 30yo woman and someone said that shit.
>>34071937What r u wearing
I wish I had a woman who'd be my slave 1 day of the week and my wife the other 6.
>>34071949they want you to die alone
>>34071964I wish a was a woman's slave 7 days of the week but she gave me treats and kisses also
Would you find it weird if your boyfriend/girlfriend doesn't really want to be intimate with you in public, stopped messaging you as much (but still replies), and suddenly is busy all the time? Is that just the holidays?
>>34071968The monkey hand curls a finger. She hits you in the balls often
>>34071956>*whistles like a cartoon*That's called the wolf whistle.
>>34071949Are you American by any chance?
>>34071969Real weird
>>34071953>>34071960Yeah, I don't think 24 is too young. I stopped pursuing a girl when I found out she was 20, but it was more about her acting retarded than her being 20- but I understand that her being retarded correlates with her age.>>34071954>Also new captcha is just picture recognition and thus easier imoIt is easier, but for some reason today I have to solve 3 puzzles to post instead of just 1 and the six-option puzzle is actually hard because there's practically no difference.>>34071973yea
>>34071969Cheating. Kill him/her.
>>34071969M>Would you find it weird if your boyfriend/girlfriend doesn't really want to be intimate with you in publicNot weird.>stopped messaging you as much (but still replies)Not a huge bummer if I see her often irl.>and suddenly is busy all the time? Is that just the holidays?A little worrisome if she’s just “busy” and won’t elaborate on what she’s up to.Otherwise yeah, the holidays are usually busy.
Should I start smoking and develop a drinking problem
>>34071980There's still a bottle of vodka and a pack of smoke I bought like in 2015 sitting on my counter since I couldn't build an addiction.
>>34071980Yes.
>>34071969No. My first GF was like that. She didn't want other people to know we were dating because im kinda ugly and poor. She was incredibly sweet and kind and fun in private so I was entirely alright with it.
>>34071980Can’t say I recommend it.I can’t believe how expensive cigarettes are now! I quit ten years ago. I need to quit drinking.
>>34071925>Fr*nch>WhiteGood one
>>34071987Lol
>>34071987>She didn't want other people to know we were dating because im kinda ugly and poorlmao
>>34071987that's gotta sting
>>34071970>She hits you in the balls oftenI'm still waiting for the downside>>34071975>the six-option puzzle is actually hardSkill issue ngl>>34071980No (I say drinking and smoking at 4am and playing Bratz), not worth it>>34071969I mean I'm not into PDA and I understand if people are busy so sureDepends though, if it were like this anon says >>34071987 I would be upset if she felt embarrassed to be seen with me. But thankfully I've never experienced that
Thoughts on shavedcuts on women?
>>34071996Hideous.
>>34071996Invariably hideous
Do Americans ever eat these?
>>34071993nah im pretty low on myself as it is, it honestly didn't hurt at all. the fact that she was even nice to me at all was like heroin for me desu>>34072001ive never seen that irl and i dont know what the name means. there is a swedish bakery near my house however that sells a few things that look similar to that?
>>34071996Extremely sexy only in a niche way that isn't viable for any real woman irl unless you're willing to fuck a meth addict.
>>34071996sexy
>>34072003You cuck
>>34071969>be me>don't want to kiss my girlfriend when others are watching>like to take breaks from her without warning>all these replies shitting on people who do thisbros am i the bad guy.... i just like my peace and i dont want to embarass the others...
>>34072001Never seen one before.
>>34072009idk about a bad guy but you seem like kind of a dick yeah
>>34072004>>34072007>>34071998>>34071997Why does it divide opinions so much?
>>34071996I love short hair but this ain't it babe, unless you lean hard into the punk aesthetic and can rock it>>34072009It's okay to not be into PDA>take breaks from her without warningI mean if you need a few hours to yourself or whatever that's also alright but you should explain yourself and still check in on herAs introverted as I am I can't imagine doing this desu
>>34072012Too masculine. You either love it or you hate it
>>34071996sexy in a hideous way if u know whati mean, like fugly on purpose
>>34072003>ive never seen that irl and i dont know what the name means.A Pavlova is a big meringue with whipped cream and fruit on top. It was named after famed ballerina Anna Pavlova because of its light and airy quality. There has long been a debate over whether it was invented in Australia or New Zealand, in those places at every large gathering someone bring one.
How do I keep a woman sexually satisfied? I have a fat cock, like to learn, great at reading body movements, and am strong enough for any of her wildest positions and scenes
>>34072008yeah i was pretty messed up, ive gotten better though
>>34072001Fucking hate meringue
>>34072020>How do I keep a woman sexually satisfiedYou don't.
Women would you scratch your man's balls if they itched
>>34072020if you have a fat cock but need to ask how to keep a woman satisfied, you're hopeless.
>>34072028I've only been with one
>>34072034I'd expected your gay ass to have taken way more
>>34072020Communication is key. Also fucking showing up to have sex when you PROMISE you will.
>>34072027Sure. With my face.
>>34072037Lol
is a new thread being made soon since we are on page 8? i dont come here often but i notice sometimes some retard makes it at page 6 and sometimes it goes on until page 10
>>34072041Be the change you want to see
>>34072037>this is what Chad deprivation does to foids
>>34072039This isn't funny.>>34072045You mean dick deprivation.
>>34072037what if you get really really scared of not doing good so you chicken out before that makes it ok not to show up i think
>>34072037Are you really still waiting on dick?
>>34072051There is no reason to break a sex promise beyond a family member who's dead or dying.
>>34072048>This isn't funny.Yes it is.
women, did you know that orgasms relieve period cramps and might even make your menstrual cycle more reliable?
>>34072054We're hanging out tomorrow instead. I got all ready and waited patiently for nothing. I could've spent the night doing something actually productive.
>>34072041We used to always wait til pg9/10 fil FAQqot came alongUnless image limit is reached I don't see the point in making a new thread desu unless this one's abt to he archived. Things just get split and confusing when there's more than one active thread
>>34072055fucking lol read what you're typing
>>34072056No, it's not. It's serious business.>>34072057That'd explain a lot.
>>34071919Posted it again award
>>34072058Lame. Why don’t you get with a REAL man like Anonymous?
>>34072063I'm clearly being hyperbolic, but my general point still stands.
>>34072055ok but what if you're REALLY scared
Andrew Tate getting beat up by a man in pink gloves is poetic justice for women.Total Woman Victory
>>34072066He's too popular around here.>>34072070If communication with your gf doesn't make you un-scared, then there's a serious issue beyond basic help.
>>34072064>It's serious businessNot to him apparently.
why the fuck would you need to PROMISE to have sex? what creature could be so lonely and deprived of touch to ask that?not gonna lie, if I had to promise that to any hag you could bet your left foot I wouldn't keep it
>>34072055You’re so weirdly childish
>>34072074Ouch. Hopefully I'll feel less bad about it all after I schlick and sleep.
>>34072073Shame. I would not have broken that promise.
goodnight /atoga/except for all the women who STILL have not done their jobs (putting me on a leash and letting me cry into their chests)
>>34072079If I blame it on drinking, that makes me seem even worse, right?
>>34072083>I'll feel less bad about it all after I schlickYou won't.
>>34072083What are you gonna schlick to?
>>34072087Meh
>>34072087you're very naughty to be drinking. drinking is unhealthy and bad please stop it
>>34072089Well then I'll at least be too tired afterwards to cry about it.>>34072091Not sure yet. Idly looking up some stuff.
hmmmmmmmmmmm
You have tried to hide your past as a 1990s nu-metal head.Your collections of Roadrunner Records catalogs tell a different story.No matter how much you try to hide the images of yourself with frosted tips and JNCO jeans.You try to be a serious professional now. But your past as a cringe nu-metal fan will be unearthed.And the revelation will destroy you.
>>34072095That's my whole mood right now. I'm not taking care of my emotions very well today.>>34072098It's fine in moderation. It's not like I'm chugging a wine bottle.
>>34072102I’ll jerk off in solidarity with you.
>>34072020It occurs to me that I am not a woman and you asked this advice in atoga.So...>>34068634Women: How would you rate the following advice? Would you agree?...>great at reading body movementsThis is very good.My best universal advice is to learn the art of massage and freeform dance.Both involve learning to move your own body in response to external stimuli.In massage, you adapt where and how you manipulate their muscles based on their tension as well as their relief, pleasure, and pain cues. Communication is also important as not everyone wants the same massage.And freeform dance involves moving your body to the changing rhythm of the music in spontaneous ways. There's a thousand movements you might know but you're responding in the moment to how the music moves you. And making her feel entirely secure and safe communicating with you is extremely important. You have to welcome any feedback.One tough hurdle is to enjoy sex in the moment and as it is while striving for her pleasure without fixating on whether she had an orgasm or not.Not every woman has an orgasm every time. It varies. If the woman you're with doesn't always cum, then even asking if she did can become a negative thing. Some women become worried they're making you feel bad and sometimes lie or fake for that reason. And some just get annoyed: Imagine losing a game and trying to focus on the fact you had fun playing and every time someone, who likely just won their game, asks if you won.It can be a struggle to balance striving for giving her an orgasm but accepting it if it doesn't happen.1/2
It's raining broken glass. While you sit on your ass.People dive into the street. While you play with your meat.Do you like to watch?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REu0Vq2SVYw
>>34072106I hope you feel better soon
mrow
>>34072109You remind me of this guy I knew who dressed like a goth pirate, demanded that everyone call him by his nickname "Zombie", and exclusively fucked women 20 years younger than him.
>>34072108"Let's be sad and masturbate together" should be the slogan of this website.>>34072114Thanks. I'm just being dramatic tonight, probably.
Did anyone else hear a cat just now?
>>34072117Don't know whether to be disgusted or impressed
>>34072120Yes I heard two cats fucking in an alleyway on a snowy day in the middle of fucking winter. No shit.
so lonely i might browse /soc/ again god please don't let me do this please don't let me do this god please god no
Time to fap to Brazilian chicks getting buttfucked now I guess.
>>34072125You won’t find anything you want, I assure you.
>>34072119Don’t be too sad, please. It’ll pass.Rub that pussy though.
>>34072127usually what happens but i keep going back because i'm a retarded bug
>>34072085Lol based Night homie <3I better go bed soon too cause 5am here and my roomies will think wtf if they get up and I'm still playing Bratz
Do you ever wish you could clone your feet and toes, then deep fry them and eat them covered in a grispy, golden, breaded layer?
>>34072126Share if you find anything good.
>>34072103Danone?>>34072120Miaow>>34072125Pls don't stoop so low xoxo
>>34072132Doesn’t help that it really didn’t used to be that shitty. *sprays u with bug spray*
>>34072136You can just google Gina Valentina. That's what I'm going to do.
>>34072116Meow :3
>>34072109It's also important to be accepting of her sexual interests, kinks, and fetishes if they ever come up. Similarly, she should be accepting of yours. However, there's an idea that a man is only ever allowed be as kinky and degenerate as his partner is, no more. This seems ridiculous but I haven't encountered any evidence to the contrarySo men tend to reveal their kinky thoughts slowly over time.And for the future within a relationship as it goes on longer, there can be an issue where sex used to be spontaneous, exciting, and compelled by the initial passion of the honeymoon infatuation period. Once that fades and the drive diminishes or life's issues get in the way, couples sometimes wait for the mood to be right.They used to have sex whenever they were in the mood. But later the mood doesn't come. So it can be beneficial to have maintenance sex. Which is a lot better than it sounds. It's literally just planning to be sexually intimate and following through. Often, kissing and foreplay can start the mood going when it wasn't there at all at the start.My old truck was just to watch a movie while cuddling. In my experience, if you gently rub the small of her back while watching, you don't get to see the end of the movie.Another easy tip I nearly forgot:When a man is about to cum he often wants to go harder, faster, more furiously.When a woman is about to cum: DO EVERYTHING EXACTLY THE SAME AS YOU WERE. Don't change a thing. Don't accelerate. Don't do more. Maintain. Just keep swimming. Ignore a leg cramp if you have to. She'll help you massage it out after if she's a keeper.2/2
>>34072130That's inevitable.
When you first walked the aisle and shook hands with the university chancellor, it was an achievement. But now, a decade later, when you stare at your diploma, it is nothing but a memento mori of the congenital death of your professional life. It is a permanent token of your failure in the workforce. Isn't it?
Time to embrace the eternal sleep. Goodnight, goodbye.
>>34072145Don't fucking kill yourself, dipshit. If you're in the US, call 988. NOW.
>>34072147>Don't fucking kill yourself, dipshitShut up.
>>34072139*nothing happens because i've developed an immunity to pesticides and soon the only way to kill roaches will be to drown them in soapy water*
>>34072147Can I call them and tell them I ate a lot of mold
>>34072119It’s okay to be dramatic
You have become a medieval pamphleteer whose work, even with the advent of the printing press, has only limited circulation. How does this make you feel?
>>34072117>You remind me of this guyCan you use descriptive words to tell us exactly what it is about me that reminds you of him?Because I suspect that it simply because I had a lover that was twenty years younger than me and you're conflating.If someone is named Donald and wears a suit that could be Trump or Duck. That doesn't make them similar.
>>34072150Yes. But I'd suggest getting yourself to a hospital first if that's the case.
>>34072149*traps u in the roach spanking machine*
>>34072156oh god no
>>34071577why would i empathize with something that just wants to cause suffering?>>34071585i never claimed to give a damn about moids. whats so "moral" about pretending that moids can be raped? moids themselves say that rape does not exist.
>>34072135My feet are currently very cold so that's not unappealing.
>>34072154No
>>34072156This reminds me of a dude I'm acquainted with that studies roach livers. As part of his scientific practice he literally drowns cockroaches in liquor and documents how they die in excessive detail. His studies have also involved submerging them in water and setting them on fire.
>>34072157A bug is fine too
I want a dumb gf, not dumb in the sense that she's low iq but I have my own problems and I don't want to have talks about faggot existentialism or whatever because you lived a life of ease for 25 years and now that you have to get a HECKIN JOB OH NOOOOOOOO this is somehow the world plotting against you and is a reason you need to kill yourself because the world is just... le big and I am... le small... how am I supposed to know what to do!?! Fuck that faggot nonsense
>>34072140Not my type.
>>34072157>>34072165I bet there are dudes out there that grab cockroaches in their hand and then use the other hand to jerk off on the roach and cover its body in semen. Like I wouldn't be surprised if that was a thing.
>>34072169GO AWAY
>>34072169I would only do that to a woman who called herself a bug, personally.
>>34072167You realize that a person can be, largely, practical or mature and intelligent at the same time?
I wish I had a foid to love
>>34072163Glad I’m not a roach.
>>34072173That's why I said dumb but not in the sense that she isn't intelligent
>>34072175There are plenty of ugly foids to go around
>>34072175i wish moids were capable of love
>tfw no 4'10 90lb woman to love and cum in repeatedly
>>34072198Are you capable of loving a fat and balding guy?
>>34072175you need to be lovable urself anon..
>>34072192I want one real bad.
fat and balding men can't be raped
>>34072180>dumb but not in the sense that she isn't intelligentThat literally means "mute".What sense of the word are you imagining that you are conveying?"Ideologically simple"?
>>34072205Brutal, violent, and bloody anal sodomy has been enacted upon you.
>>34072126Those are trannies, anon
I'm going to cook, don't give a fuck anymore.
>>34072216Does that fucking matter? No, it does not.
>>34072199iktf
I’m short, and that’s good.I’ll never be tall, and that’s not bad.There’s no one I’d rather be than me.
>>34072203I think I'm plenty lovable. I think I'm a bit boring though, so no one ever takes interest in me.>>34072192Even the ugly ones don't seem interested in me.>>34072198Men love more deeply than women do though.
>>34072218Sounds good. Me too.
>>34072221>>34072199Why don't lonely guys who say shit like this just get together and jizz on each other's ball sacks instead?
>>34072200>are you capable of loving someone twice your age who lies to you and beats you?>>34072205NO moids can be raped. moids always want sex.>>34072223moids unconditionally hate women. you are HORNIER than women. you always lie to, cheat on, and beat your gfs and wives. your two emotions are intertwined, so the more you have sex with a woman, the more you hate her.
The reason you disgust me is that you failed to join the armed forces, and claimed autism as an excuse. If you can not make it through Boot without washing out or blowing your brains out, you have proven already that your life is worthless. If you were worth something, you would be a soldier. But you are not. And that disgusts me.
>>34072226I like to cum inside of the occasional twink, they generally get upset if the cum isn't in their ass or mouth
>>34072228>twice your age you're 14? that's insane.>who lies to you and beats you?I don't do that.
>>34072224Good.
>>34072232>I don't do thatyou would if you had a gf
>>34072234I don't believe I would.It's antithetical to my being.
>>34072226because that's fucking gay
A guy randomly stopped me and called me beautiful for the first time but he was too young for meShould I just start approaching random dudes in public now that I know I'm not ugly. I need penis.
>>34072235you are obviously lying.moids admit that they are all like that. this is much of the point of misandry, and most of the point of straight women being lifelong virgins>>34072236moids always have sex when no woman is around.
>>34072237Couldn’t hurt. What kind of penis?
>>34072240Big and attached to a guy who's really good at foreplay and dirty talk
>>34072242How big is big?
Remember when sufemacist defended teenage boys being raped by teachers?
>>34072237Trust me. The juice isn't worth the squeeze.
>>34072228Everything you said is wrong, though. The vast majority of men would not cheat on or beat their wife/gf and most of them love women.
Gotta be up in 4hrs for shopping and making some calls bleh xP but Bratz Rhythm and Style is so fun...Have a lovely Sunday anons ttyl xoxo
I can't stop sweating atoga help me
>>34072248Ssssslurp
>>340722436+ inches and gorthy>>34072245Last time I approached a guy he asked if there were girls with me. Which means he thought I was a skinny little boy. Youre right.
>>34072237You can but be aware that a lot of men are going to assume that you're fucking with them.
>>34072248RIP maybe have a cold bath?
>>34072251He probably thought you were fucking with him so all your friends would laugh at him for thinking he had a chance with you.
What if you bit a penis like a hotdog
>>34072251Welp, shame I’m just Anonymous and not a random dude on the street. Best of luckI’m glad that guy told you that you’re beautiful.
>>34072246all moids cheat and beat. pretty basic knowledge. this is, like, the whole reason why they date.a moid could never love a woman
so many fucking beta males afraid of women. AFRAID of the fucking other gender. good lord you """people""" need to be caned in the FUCKING streets. I hate to side with women on anything but my god I cannot blame them for not wanting to be talked to be you utter pathetic ridiculous faggots. Utterly revolting, no wonder you can't get laid.
>>34072175I was having these feels earlier. I miss dating my ex, even if we were a bad match I liked having someone to take care of and strive forI hope you meet a nice lass someday or can do other nice and caring things w your life
>>34072259Awww thank u anon>>34072260Sufremacist have you ever considered you can just cheat and beat your cheating and beating husband back and they youre even? Seems pretty fun desu. Like having a PVP marriage.
>>34072258That would be incredibly painful on my wiener.
>>34072251Why would a guy with a 6 inch girthy cock want you though
State genderWhat are we listenan to tonight?https://youtu.be/Lq5kBkD-F1o
>>34072264Good
>>34072268I disagree!
>>34072263thats what moids want.>>34072265moids never turn down sex
genderis it a red flag if they say nigger out loud under their breath a lot?
>>34072260But I’m a moid and I’ve cheaten or beaten anyoneAnd I love my mother very much
>>34072263You’re welcome. What do you look like?
>>34072267stuff...
>>34072260You are not living in reality. Most men are not the way you describe.
>>34072272MYeah. Murmuring anything under your breath often is going to make me think you’re fucking insane.
>>34072265I've had a few in my time. Still haven't cum though.
>>34072261I'm not afraid of women, I get on well with them, I just have horrible social anxiety in general and avoid social interaction as much as possible>>34072246sufemacist is a poor mentally ill Brazilian femcel babe who will touch grass someday, no point arguing g xx
>>34072262I hope so too. I've never had a gf, and as I'm entering my 30s it feels a little ridiculous that it hasn't happened yet.
I want girthy 6 inch penis :(
>>34072277Maybe you’re already aware, but sufemacist is 18 years old, autistic, lives in the suburbs and has been “unschooled” since kindergarten.
>>34072284this is /atoga/s dream gf
friend called me son of a bitch.i said to not call me that in a mildly angry tone, because I didn’t like the implication, if he said in a jokey way.He felt bad and I apologized to him a few moments later.Was I the asshole?
>>34072283I have one of those, but I hear there are biters around these parts.
How do atoga women look like?
>>34072284she's still a disgusting annoying clown but I will admit that is quite sad
>>34072289No. Its always ok to set boundaries. If you don't want someone to do/say something TO you then they shouldn't.
>>34072284And obese
>>34072292I’m rooting for her. She’s trying to get her first job right now.She is frighteningly committed to her bit on here.
>>34072290That was me :D
State gender.Do you think incels can recover? Do you think there's a point of no return for them?
>>34072274you would if you got a gf>>34072277everything i believe about moids s something they admit. i used to think that moids were people, which is embarrassing>>34072280for GODS SAKE, the brazil rumor started because i talked to a brazilian, and the troll started mocking me saying that im brazilian>>34072284ive been asked how i learned how to read without going to school. makes it hard to be embarassed>getting your bra snapped when you were 8 would make you less misandristmoid moment
>>34072267Damn love the song and the video you posted <3 On the techno rn https://voca.ro/1gYpcXyWf6Z6https://voca.ro/15mgrmaEzyBphttps://voca.ro/1cr230tPubp4
>>34072267Fhttps://youtu.be/kiPNwHeTK0EI'm like music without lyrics when I'm doing creative work.>>34072291>How do atoga women look like?Apparently, most of us aren't white. >>34072297>Do you think incels can recover? Do you think there's a point of no return for them?It's never too late to change yourself and your life for the better.
>>34072297MOf course they can recover. They probably have to eat a lot of humble pie to get there, but they can change.I don’t think there’s a point of no returnfor them, but they do often resign themselves to thinking they’ve reached it.
>>34072292>one woman learns the truth about moids the easy way>this is sad for some reason>>34072297all moids are the same
>>34072297I don't think a "point of no return" exists in most contexts.
>>34072297Are you saying incels as in the actual sense of the word, involuntary celebates? Or just trolls on the internet who post about hating women?
>tfw another daydream about listening to music with imaginary gfit's so fucking over
>>34072282Ya I'm in the same boat, never had a "proper' one either and nearing 30I hope you meet somebody nice, or at least find purpose and joy in other pursuits, godspeed
Why is my friend dming me pics of blood and saying he cut his jugular
>>34072306Same, where's my gf that I can listen to mayhem live in leipzig 1990 with
>>34072291I'm pretty normal. Pale white, brown hair, hazel eyes. 5'6" and 135ish lbs.
>>34072308Because he's a cringelordtell him to just jump off a balcony next time
>>34072298>ive been asked how i learned how to read without going to school.It’s not at all unusual for children to already know how to read by the age you were withdrawn from school.I was already reading novels at 5.I don’t doubt your mom kept books around the house and encouraged you to read, but she put some pretty funny ideas about men in your head.
>>34072310>135ish lbsaww I love plus sized girls
>>34072296Do you have any penis-related activities in mind that don’t involve seriously wounding me?
>>34072306Bro is crashing out, call an ambulance if this is real
>>34072313I'm not plus sized by any definition lol
>>34072310Sounds cute. How do you dress and wear your hair?
>>34072309>>34072317>spending an hour just thinking about how nice it would be to listen to music with hersomeone call a hitman to off me
>>34072318its ok we love curvy queens here <333
>>34072301What creative work?
I kinda wish I got to try cocaine.
>>34072308>helol fag
>>34072316Um, how about tenderly kissing it better after biting it, as a feint before biting it again and even harder?
oh my god I'm so thick, I'm just a curvvyyyy girl, I love how shapely I amyou are fatlay off the iced coffees
>>34072325I’m gonna be honest.I’m not sure I’d trust you around my penis. Sounds dangerous.
>>34072325That's it. We're confiscating your teeth.
all forms of body shaming are funny and okay except for small penis shaming. that one is cruel and not funny because i suffer from it so its bad and in poor taste
>>34072310Hobbies?
>>34072305Both
>>34072331They're not the same thing at all thoughsome guys are incels simply because they were never taught social skills, they have no idea how to approach women
>>34072230>becoming a literal, willing zogbot is a determinant of your value as a humani fucking love /atoga/ hahahahah
>>34072329All body shaming should be mandatory until the singularity happens and we no longer have bodies.
>>34072267On the jungle rn, gtg but have a lovely Sun guys xx and post more wicked choonshttps://voca.ro/16cH3c2ZQiZJ
I bought a wine red desk mat, it's PU leather, so should be able to stand up to all the water I keep spilling on my desk. Should also fit with the general messy aesthetic I got going on.
>>34072305moids cannot be celibate. you are always fucking other moids. all moids hate women.>It’s not at all unusual for children to already know how to read by the age you were withdrawn from school.that's part of my point. its frightening that mfs think you have to go to 1st grade to learn to read>encouragedwhen i was a kid she made sure i read for 20 minutes every day>pretty funny ideas about men in your head.my mom taught me two things about moids:that its good to wait until im 20 to date and better to wait until im 30. this was a couple of years ago and after i pointed out something retarded a 19 year old moid said.the other is that you shouldnt marry someone you met on facebook lolshe literally never said anything else about moids.
femanons, may I cum?
>>34072338>that its good to wait until im 20 to date and better to wait until im 30.That’s patently insane. She has raised you to be a reclusive misanthrope with severe trust issues.
>>34072293I’m okay with every single type of joke.But even if calling someone son of a bitch is a friendly joke i don’t feel confortable. They said that if they can’t call my mother names, even if it’s a joke, than we can’t be “brothers”am i overreacting?
>>34072319Lately mostly knee length skirts and sweaters with flats or boots, it's cold out.I have long hair, I braid it or wear it down. I have bangs. >>34072330Just grandma stuff - reading, gardening, baking, cooking, sewing. I swim, watch sports, hike.
>>34072338Oh so you can't even pin the blame on your parents. You're just retarded as is.
>>34072284you left out that sufemacist is a man
>>34072340>mom once tells girl in passing that she will probably be better off if she doesnt have sex as a teenager>HOW COULD WAMAN HAVE DONE THIS?!?!?!? MUH RIGHT TO SEX SLAVES!!11!1
>>34072343Anon is a total babe it would seem
>>34072344>youre retarded if you dont want to get beatkill all moids
>>34072301>>34072302>>34072304I'm surprised how many responded this way.>>34072333I think a lot of people who ended up like that became the bitter, angry kind of incels. I know I've been that way sometimes.
>>34072347I'm not, I'm really mid. But I appreciate the sentiment.
>>34072346Dating ≠ having sex
Listening to the saddest fucking faggot music ever while my gay cat sits on a pillow on her chair next to mine. Fuck me and fuck December, I hope it never ends.
>>34072346the correct answer always was and always will be that you'll probably be better off if you don't have sex outside of marriage but neither gender is ready to admit that yet
>>34072348Are you gonna do it yourself? Or are you gonna do the typical woman thing and outsource the responsibility?
>>34072350Most people are mid, by definition.You sound real cute and like you have a lot to offer.
>>34072343Femanon, I don't mean to be so blunt but I want to be forthcomingI love you
>>34072351dating is just repeatedy having sex.moids demand a constant access of sex that hurts for the woman. this is all moids want to do.>>34072354moids all have premarital sexanyway, why the fuck would i gift my body to a moid only to get abused?? LMFAO>>34072355you claim that women force you to kys by literally taking out the trash, which makes you "feel" useless
>>34072350You do sound really lovely
>>34072360that's true, you're right, moids are constantly having sex and raping women.
>>34072322>What creative work?I write as a creative outlet. Right now, I'm working on a campaign for my DnD group for when we meet after Christmas.
>>34072360Did you get banned from crystal cafe or something?
>>34072360>you claim that women force you to kys by literally taking out the trash, which makes you "feel" uselessI was unware of thiscan you link the reply where I made this claim
>>34072360three instaseethe replies that are all patently falseYou are a man pretending to be a caricature of a woman and no amount of larping will change this fact.
>>34072362>moids are constantly having sexduh>raping womenand children and animals, but only when they know that they will go unpunished.
New CIA project, make all women into femcels.
sufemacist is so dumb he can't even disprove the existence of male virgins (even though he is one)
>>34072364i tried it once, mentioned 4chan, and got banned>>34072365i dont care which one said it. moids admit that they are all the same.>>34072369NONONONO YOU MEAN A WOMAN LISTENED TO MY CONFESSIONS?!?!?!
>>34072360>dating is just repeatedy having sex.It’s not. I dated a girl for years when I was your age without ever having sex with her once.We made out a lot, but that’s not why we dated each other.It’s sad that you don’t seem to see that we date people primarily for the emotional connection.Guys who want to have a lot of sex without anything else attached to it will generally just do that, not date.There are shitty guys like what you describe, but most of us aren’t like that at all.
>>34072372How?
>>34072376Can't tell you. Top secret
>>34072374ARE YOU UPSET? IS EVERYTHING OK?
>>34072370>women>and children and animalsWhy did you say "women" three times?
>>34072376just pretend to be a woman who thinks one-dimensionally about men until the retarded femcels think they're in good company and the happy, moid-loving women leave
>>34072267Also someone (or me) needs to rip this Bratz Rhythm and Style OST cause the gym tracls go hard, feel like I'm in the club lmaohttps://voca.ro/15SrvKMGKjdrhttps://voca.ro/1cHJmcrOyKyI
>>34072372you have it backwards. the cia loves islam, though it would prefer other forms of mind control>>34072373moids admit that they never turn down sex, which means they all have gay sex>I dated a girl for years when I was your age without ever having sex with her once.i dont mean online, which is just a woman sending a moid nudes.>emotional connectionholy shit, if this is a troll, it's golden. moids admit that they only fake emotional connection to get laid>most of usmoids brag about being a hivemind
>>34072379>be a moid>admit that you have no self-control>claim that women are children/animals>>34072380moids are simple creatures. stop pretending that they are people. dont drink the koolaid
>>34072383>i dont mean online,Neither did I. We met at school.
>>34072383>moids admit <random headcanon completely unrelated to what was stated by the post he is replying to>how many times are you going to do this
i'm asexual
>>34072383I’ll split hairs and say that the CIA likes Wahhabism, not Islam.
>>34072387i'm a sexual
Sometimes, I'll get into arguments here just so I can enjoy the sounds my keyboard makes when I type.https://voca.ro/1hZBokNTlWZY
>>34072384>admit that you have no self-controlYour larp reminds me of how Mohammad's view of christianity and judaism were completely fucked by Christian and Jewish trolls in Medina who told him false things about their religion to prove his prophethood was fake because he believed them without question.
>>34072385okay, so youre just lying your ass of?>>34072386moids constantly brag about being mindless whores. it's most of what y'all post about
>>34072391Wowee, another high-clearance noticer is itt.
>>34072391you would know that>but i need to own this 6 year old girl
>>34072357>you have a lot to offerMostly baked goods.Thanks tho, hope you have a good day.>>34072358>>34072361Way too sweet. Thank you anons, have a good day!
>>34072384I have self control. I only rape things that are hot.
>>34072393i should go to bed. should have a couple of hours ago.
I think sufemacist is really upset that no moid would abuse her, and these are all projected fantasies
>>34072396youd rape your 80 y/o mom
Bye bye
>>34072398She just hates ugly people.
>>34072392So if one poster says something, then it's true of all posters?JH wants to be a parent, therefore ALL atogans want kids>>34072394no but you see it's ok because I didn't fuck her until she turned 9 and also I want to fuck my stepson's daughter but it isn't incest because Allah told me that adoption isn't real so there is no such thing as stepchildren!Go to bed already so you can dream about the vagina you will never have
>>34072401So long, Gay Bowser
>>34072398this is the laziest excuse and a fntastic reason to kill all moids.all moids are abusive. i have seen the confessions, which is why i dont date.if i wanted to get abused, it would be the easiest thing ever.moids will literally do anything evil and say that the victim wanted it. moids are more evil than a human can imagine.
>>34072391That's pretty universal, back in the Middle Ages Christians believed that Muslims were pagans who worshiped a god called Termagant.
>>34072389scary
>>34072399Are you masturbating while you type this?
>>34072402moids are not people, and many are not ugly>>34072403no, moids admit that they are ALL the same. you only get triggered when a woman says the same thingannihilate the middle east, kill all moids
>>34072405What do you wanna be when you grow up?
>>34072410>and many are not uglyThose are the ones you like.
>>34072405You should take your hand off your penis when posting your fantasies
>>34072408*has penis, menacingly*
>>34072412i despise all moids
>>34072415Yeah, all the ugly ones.
>watching movie from the 90s>cia needs funding so they bombed the wtc and blamed it on the muslimswtf lol
>>34072415From chimpan A to chimpan Z
>>34072415then why do you talk about them 24/7you invest more energy in to men than like any person ive ever encountered
>>34072417Hehe haha
>>34072416there are pretty ones. it's okay, i was grossed out by moids when i was your age too>>34072419... because i hate them, retard.
>>34072421You only like the attractive ones, we know.
*kicking feet in the air* I wonder what ENTJ is up to right now
>>34072421so men rule your mind essentiallyyou've given them all the powerthey occupy your every sentence and every waking thought
>>34072424sufemacist is just another entj persona you retard
>>34072424He's pretending to be a 19yo misandrist.
>>34072426>>34072428Say it ain’t so. Le gasp
ENJT x sufemacist
I am turning 22 next yearFOIDS, HEAR ME. You will love me in 2026 and I will get a gf.
alright which one of you shit my pants?
>>34072431Express your value and stop feeling the need for foid validation in your actions.Getting a gf is the literal definition of "if you build it, they will come"
>>34072432It was >>34072414
>>34072432It was me but I actually just emptied a Snack Pack in there
>>34072423if i didnt hate the ttractive ones, i would fuck them>>34072425>refusing to give moids what they want is somehow giving moids all the power>most of what i post on 4chan is somehow my every waking thought >>34072431fuck moids. moids cannot feel love, moids cannot commit, moids just want to hurt us. moids are only good for killing each other.
>>34072438>i would fuck themYou would.
>>34072438>fuck moids. moids cannot feel love, moids cannot commit, moids just want to hurt us. moids are only good for killing each other.
>>34072440I look like that.
Earl's crazy. Like, he ate one of my cars once.
>>34072443stop playing borderlands
I need to get up and take a shower but I'm cozy in bed. Today I'll be baking sourdough, a key lime pie and I'll start on the stew. And wrap my christmas gifts. And maybe buy an extra couple gifts.
Why do all the big cock have autism
>>34072444why
>>34072446Balancing. We'd be OP without it.
>>34072445all sounds quite lovely, have a good one, anon.
>>34072433This sounds reasonable but I don't think I will do any of this. Instead I think I will use Jewish magic straight from the Kabbalah. We Hebrew in this bitch
>>34072233Thanks.Grilled chicken strips with caramelized onions and mixed vegetables and shredded mozzarella.I also cubed four chicken breasts and have them in the oven as a bake. It's uncovered which I've never done but I couldn't find my pryrex casserole dish.
>>34072446If a guy had a big dick and was confident why would he be anywhere near you?
>>34072445>Today I'll be baking sourdoughAnon, how did you make your sourdough starter? My brother has krohns and its the only bread he can eat so I want to get a starter going. But my starter never rises. How do you do it?
>>34072450Are you gonna actually read any of those books or just act like you know what you’re talking about
>>34072237It could have a number of outcomes.Most times when w beautiful woman has approached me I've suspected she had alternatively motives and have been right. Most of the other times it was because I was odd and she was curious but not interested.My advice would be to have some excuse ready for why you chose him. Telling him you thought his shirt looked cool is better than because he has penis.
>>34072455>act like you know what you’re talking aboutNot even. I was shitposting. My knowledge is nothing. But I would like to read those books eventually. Lurianic Kabbalah especially seems interesting.
>>34072453>how did you make your sourdough starter? I used this guide:https://www.kingarthurbaking.com/recipes/sourdough-starter-recipeYou also can buy a sourdough starter if you're having a hard time! I gifted mine to people.
>>34072452Because I am cute and need dick
>>34072457Aren't you the guy that literally raped an underage girl.
>>34072460What do you look like cutie
>>34072458Kabbalah is very silly stuff. My advice is to not pay a dime for any of the reading material
>>34072459Cool, thank you. I bookmarked that page. I will give the starter I am trying to raise until next Saturday then I will restart and follow this guide.
>>34072464Thanks to z-library I don't have to. But I did end up buying Gershom Sholem's biography of Sabbatai Sevi. I heard it was a masterpiece of historical research and Its a history book I wanted for my shelf anyway.
>>34072466If you're trying to do it now, it might just be that it's too cold where you're at. You want to keep it between 24C and 28C. You can pop it in the oven with the light on, or on a heat mat (like the ones you use for seedlings).
>>34072446>small cock + autismjoever
>>34072470>>34072470>>34072470Fresh bread
>>34072468I suspect that the problem is the temperature. Although It is summer in the Southern hemisphere, it has been uncharacteristically chilly. I might get a heat mat if I can find a cheapie online
>>34072461Still posting this fiction? Not bored of it yet?
>>34072472But is it sourdough?
>>34071792crabs are not bugs you dumb fuck
>>34071369depends on the follower count.>if rumored to be a cheater and >100 followers where in majority it's men then it definitely is a whore
>>34072451The top ended up too crispy and now I have potato chunks stuck to my new baking pan soaking and waiting for me when I get home.;_;
>>34072802I was going to point this out but I think I exceeded my pedantic correction limit for the week.Also, I'm not certain of the exact parameters of "bug". I know fish don't exist and "dirt" is meaning. But I'm not sure on "bug".Pretty sure it's gotta be a pest though.
>>34072439youre projecting. moids never turn down sex
