Old: >>34106134Happy New Year!
>>34109765Happy New Year
First
Plappy New Year
>>34109775Lol kill yourself
>>34109774Damnit.
>>34109765happy new year's flat women! (and small breasted women too)
White women living in the suburbs where the only crime ever committied is people going ten over the speed limit be like: "Men make me feel so unsafe :( ......Anyways, we need to import a bunch of African terrorists and South American gangbangers here, don't be a racist!"
>>34109771>nta but the reason we have GUIs in the first place is because they're usually easier to understand.mhm windows 11 and android are both way easier to parse and interact with than DOS, not UX trainwrecks at all
>>34109775huge L lilbro
Women do you wanna hear me beatbox
this time for sure...
>>34109790Don't fucking razor scooter me, bruh.>>34109791Go.
I wish for all femanons to get a boyfriend this year.
>>34109788Clearly they are. The GUI wouldn't have been created otherwise.
>>34109765wheres my white passing latina gf
Giving women the right to vote was not very good, I think.
>>34109801well, there's no fixing it now, is there
>>34109765>beat off like a degenerate gooner retard again awardGenders, what are (You) hoping to accomplish this next year? Do you think you'll succeed?
I wish myself a big tit gf
>>34109801I hope one day we become women's sex slaves
I just don’t know what women or friends want me to do when they tell me male crime statistics or say “when will men stop” or anything similar. I don’t know. I don’t even interact with much men. Do they just want me to go “yea, men bad, I agree”?
Women would you date a man who's way better at breaking shit than fixing it
>>34109808god nothing would make me happierbut all they want is a stupid tall strong billionaire to toss them around in bed and make all the choices and all this other shit FUCK YOU women
>>34109806yes, i'm getting a girlfriend this year. it's not even in question. ridiculous that it's taken me this long, really. i just didn't understand the situation, now i do.
>>34109792I really thought I was gonna get a gf when I saw that in 2016 but nope, 10 years later still forever singleNeed latinx gf
>>34109809they want you to be more violent with them, i think
>>34109812what if I toss them around but I'm still chained so she can take control whenever she wants? maybe a shock collar
>>34109811That's literally everyone.
>>34109817i doubt even that is realistic bro...
>>34109795I hope something extremely good happens to you on april 20th, 2026.
Should I just stop wiping. Drop a log and go, not have to deal with all that.
Tried to text my crush my feelings tonight but then I chickened out, but only after already saying some shit, now I just look like a weird sperg.
2026 is the year of death. We are celebrating death in its forms
>>34109775Omg I love him too.
>>34109822*mwah* Nothing but the best for you.
>>34109827Good!*high five*
>>34109817>>34109821You need exoskeletons. They make you insanely strong so you can ragdoll her, but she has a verbal override to have the exo force you to behave.
>>34109825You have to do it clean man what is you doing
>>34109760I read around 40 books this year based on my library reading history.
>>34109805Unfortunately the number of hybristophilic women far outnumbers the number of men who commit murder. A classic case of the demand outnumbering the supply. Women are delusionmaxxing to try to make it reality. It's best to just not be friends with these people.
>>34109833All I'm hearing is there's an untapped market
Men would you date a woman who's really good at catching things but only because she is constantly knocking shit over.
>>34109829What kind of girls does he like. I need to have sex with this man
>>34109839goths or asians
>>34109838I catched a frawg once.
the masculine urge to organize space until nothing can be knocked over
>>34109838Sure.
>>34109842Is that why you don't decorate
the masculine urge to say "this is it, no more porn" then jerk off to some embarrassing perverted fetish garbage like 20 minutes later
>>34109841Definitely ai frog
>>34109841Little guy knows he's going in the cauldron.
>>34109845*Watching women going nuclear over this too*Waaaoooow fireworks
>>34109839https://www.instagram.com/tianatracy/this is his ex
>>34109845Why wouldn't you just add a girl on something and masterbate together
>>34109838Sounds like a money making viral video series
>>34109854girls dont wanna know about or participate in my masochistic cuck fetishes and i frankly do not want them to either
>>34109844that's not why but it may be a contributing factor
>>34109838with her tits?
>>34109846AI produced this frawg?>>34109849Nah, I threw em in the yard after the pic.
>>34109845I don't know if it makes me gay or not, but for the past 15 years I've masturbated only to trans porn, gay porn, and even when I watched straight porn, I inserted myself into the woman's place. But I'm straight. I've never had sex with a man.
>>34109864i mean its weird and definitely not strictly straight but im in no position to judge anyone for anything at this point in my life
>>34109845I haven't fapped since the 13th and only fapped twice in october/novemberI lapsed on porn because someone linked the flat chested girl thread yesterday but I didn't fap.
>went to nightclub tonight>didn't score or pick up any chicks>on new yearsDid I fail at life?
>>34109851How is fucking hairbrushes and veggies ok, but fucking socks and jars not?
>tfw you know you're about to get eaten
>>34109765Dropped a qt coworker crush off to a party because it was on the way to something I was going to.She had 2 bags she was carrying. On the way to my car I carried one of the bags, put it in the car with her then closed the door.When we arrived to the destination I pulled up to the curb. But I didn't stop the car, or get out to to open up the door and help her unload. Was that a bad move? Kind of got anxious desu a so wasn't expecting to drop her off and haven't been to that area beforeDidn't think too much because usually when I drop people off places I have never had to stop to get out but seeing it's my crush, am I just over thinking things or did I mess up?. Should I have helped her unload and brought her stuff to the house door? She managed fine. She just had to put one of the bags down on the ground to say bye and close my door. It didn't hit me until she stepped out the car and said "I'll just put my stuff on the grass then I'll close the door" then she said her goodbyes. Which felt too late to react. I then set up my phone for Google maps to my next destination. I didn't even watch her to make sure she made it past the fence/door to her friend's place.Will she have picked up on my actions or lack of?
>>34109851It's kinda sad that men would rather open up about their feelings to a jar of mayo than to women.
>>34109878when you open up about your feelings to women it either gives them the ick or they use it against you
>>34109878Or peanutbutter.Maybe that's why he's called peanutbutter gamer... huh. Almost forgot men did that.
How do I fix my ugly face? How do I become more attractive to women?
>>34109875it's a little weird to drop someone off without putting the car in parkyou aren't gonna get in trouble for helping her unload though.>>34109878I open up to my friend's wife and my mom. Other girls I don't feel close enough to do that.
>>34109882Hit your face with a hammer
>>34109792I've given up hope at this point. I'm just going to do things that I wanted to try, like drawing, making a shitty youtube channel (yes I'm aware it'll amount to nothing), and auditioning for plays at my local theater.
>>34109882get money
>>34109882Makeup
>>34109882Get charisma instead and then your allowed to be ugly
>>34109882It depends on your face. If it's bad because of skin condition, tiredness, obesity, it's easily fixable. If it's about skeletal problems, then your only choice is plastic surgery.
>>34109882bonesmashing til failurej/k if you're talking about like acne get a retinoid cream and regularly wash your face
>>34109881Was this supposed to be an attempt at humor?
>>34109869It's actually harder to get bitches on new years because all the single foids are angry that their friends got a new years kiss or the Chad they wanted chose a hotter girl. So out of spite, they reject any non-Chad that approaches them.
>>34109894*picks you up and throws you in the boiling cauldron*
Femanon, why not ask just your grandma how to bag and keep a man?
>>34109881hey I remember pbg
>>34109885>it's a little weird to drop someone off without putting the car in park>you aren't gonna get in trouble for helping her unload though.I just pulled over in the curb, foot on brake and waiting for her to get out so I could go to were I was planning.Did it make me look bad that ti didn't properly park and stop the car and didn't get out to help her bring her shit to the house
I love atoga women so muchI want to kiss you where it hurtsI want to feel where it troublesI want to touche where it healsHave a good year
Did you watch him playing halo blue valkyrie.
Women is your name Jenny
>>34109899Do you got the 'tism, Ms.BV?
>>34109904I hope more atoga women get r
>>34109904No you don't you shouldn't wish for a relationship you can't handle in the first place your better off never touching a tit or pussy
Either genderIs Classical Foundationalism true?
>>34109912Idk what that it but it sounds like some gay virgin shit
>>34109905Yeah, it's making me itch to play halowars.>>34109907It's a surprise. (Said my therapists)
>>34109901She beat her husband to death with a hammer. Now she's dead.
>>34109912Yes, except when it isn't.
Women, do you think women are more often perfectionists? Why do you think that is?
>>34109901I'd go to her grave and ask. My living one has only known alcoholism through parenting 3 kids in the 60's and allow him to crash the family computer with porn viruses.
Femanons, what is your favorite sport?
>>34109921>one shot in life>grandparents were protestants instead of orthodox or catholics so I can't pray to them for a gf/wife or get a mediumit's not fair
my ball smell is really strong
Women, do you think more men should kill themselves, die in war, etc to cull the weak and improve the genetic stock of society?
>>34109927Yes, although none of us will say it out loud
>>34109925>mediumBro she needs a 3xl
>>34109928if I kill myself I'm taking you with me
Femanons, what do you think sex ed should look like?
>>34109933they pair you with your crush and then you have sex with them
>>34109925Mine are catholic.So I was demon spawn when my first pet was a snake at like 5/6 years old. (By complete accident too)
Why do women always do the most impulsive shit after a breakup? Like you didn't own your ex by shaving your head and dyeing it blue or getting gangbanged by a group of black dudes at the club, you just ruined your life further.
>>34109934Moid hands
>>34109933I think the euros are right.And maybe have some sex therapist hookers too.
>>34109934when I was a teenager those were my favorite hentai doujins
>>34109937oh I wasn't pretending to be a foid>>34109940those were my fantasies when I was in middleschool
>>34109927Bad men that don't want to raise children should probably have some activity to help occupy their not nice hands. (Or hopefully blow them off so it makes rape harder)
>>34109927No, because it would have the opposite effect. If all the brave and fit men go off to die in wars, the only men left are going to be weak and cowardly.
>>34109926unyeah
I will not use 4chan in 2026
>>34109942But you don't want to raise your children either
>>34109945see you in 30 minutes
>>34109945Liar liar pants on fire
>>34109934that's gross. this wasn't said with a lot of thought into it, right?
plapable...
>>34109959how is it gross?
Thank you mods. I love you.(I will now ask a question inside my head to the other gender.Men, do you think telepathy could be real?)
>>34109961Fat as shit.
>>34109938What do euros do?
>>34109967They have naked people out in the classrooms and encourage the students to touch their genitals. Not even kidding.
>>34109961gross
>>34109961I like how his hand veins bulge as he grabs the fupa
>>34109964Absolutely not.
>>34109961My body used to look like exactly like this a year or so ago, literally no one wanted to date me. I consider most men who say they like chubby men liars or weird fetishists.
>>34109973You didn't give me a chance to grab that chub
>>34109969Thought it was a fish or some slaughtered meat
>>34109961Me with that tummy
>>34109969need to cum on a flat tummy
>>34109973>weird fetishistBasically, yeah
Telepathy is real but it takes years of mutual effort and only works via eye contact.
>>34109933I think the concept of consent isn’t taught enough or properly. To me that is equally as important as teaching how to put a condom on or how to avoid getting stds. Consent should be taught young too, like starting in kindergarten.
>>34109980That isn't telepathy that is reading body language
>>34109981I forget most of you have shitty parents lol
>>34109973>being attracted to a layer of bodyfat in a totally anatomically healthy, normal member of the opposite sex is a "weird fetish"you are absolutely deranged
>>34109973I just realized I mistyped and said men twice,, well gay fat men fetishists probably exist too
>>34109961oml
>>34109985>totally anatomically healthy, normal memberYo onions Americano
>>34109985That is overweight if not obese dawg
>>34109973A lot of men love chubby women but not chubby faces
>>34109988>>34109989im ngl i barely looked at the gif the first time, it didnt look as bad i take it back thats too much
>>34109985okay maybe I’m over generalizing but when I was fat, whenever I got complemented it was in a sexual manner. Instead of pretty, hot, or beautiful it was fine, sexy, or any sfw way of saying “I want to fuck you” you can think of. Without context it doesn’t sound all that bad but this occurred when I was like 12-16. And it was usually by adults, both men and women although it happened amongst my peers as well.
>>34109948AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>34109961You could probably fuck that FUPA>>34109969>no definitionDisgusting
>>34109975>seething fatty
>>34109973That's not chubby, that's just fat.
>>34109996I'm a dude and not fat
>>34109990also this is very true, most chubby women who get uplifted are naturally curvy. If you carry most of your weight in your stomach its basically game over
>>34109971Then how did you know?
my pokehusbando just won the nip yumejoshi poll of 2025 :3
>>34110001>yumejoshiBASED
>>34109981>I think the concept of consent isn’t taught enough or properly.Why?As a moid I feel like I know what is and isn't consent, and that it's really obvious regardless if the situation sexual or not. I'm open to being wrong, but I think sexual assault overwhelmingly occurs out of malicious intent, not out of ignorance of what is and isn't wrong. Men will just choose to feign ignorance when caught.
>>341100012D>3DI kneel
>>34109802I liked the Studio Ghibli Earthsea books. What I didn't like was the whitewashed SyFy miniseries from back in the day. Literally every character in that story was a person of color, why did they make everyone fucking blonde???
Femanons do you think anyone would notice if I was gone
>>34109961*nervous sweating*
What is your favorite song by Christian Death and why is it Romeo's Distress?
>>34110012Fbichan always knows.
>>34110011>Studio Ghibli EarthseaBut there's no sailing. Earthsea without sailing? Into the trash it goes.
>>34110011I meant, the Studio Ghibli adaptation OF the Earthsea books. Derp, brain fart.
>>34110013Need a lordosis having bitch in my life.
>>34109909You say i cant handle a shy atoga girl? I see them complaining about no bf. Ill be a husbands!!Fuck the captcha jannie
>>34110015I always figured the way I'd die, the way I'd go out, you know, it would be like one of those guest characters on Miami Vice that doesn't realize he's in way over his head until he dies riddled full of bullets in Sonny Crockett's arms while Crockett screams "Nnnoooo!!!" in slow motion and Tubbs looks on stoically while adjusting his aviator shades.
Will reading Ursula K. Le Guin help me get pussy from nerdy women?
>>34110019What country are you from
>>34110021Less than reading Austen and the Brontes.
>>34110021Yes, but you have to put up with the fact that those women will not only be nerds, but also hippies who share the late Ursula LeGuin's dumbass woo woo spiritual ethos and well-meaning but Portlandia-esque political views. She was like the real life version of the Women and Women bookstore skit on that show. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ch1kXp3mQA
Why don't the lonely, single femanons just date fat and balding guys?
>>34110015Is Fbichan single?
>>34110025They don't exist for me in Canada or I would
>>34110022C a n a d aANADA
>>34110028I'm not fat or balding but I exist in Canada do you wanna date
>>34110029>>34110028Blame Canda
>>34110025>Why don't the lonely, single femanons just date fat and balding guys?Date BV
>>34110029Ah, so a jeet then. That's what I assumed
>every hot chick on earth is being plapped by chad right nowvalentines day is cancer. NYE is double cancer.
>>34110029All the men are on hrt and become girls before I can have sex with one depressing as fuck. Wouldn't mind a LDR with a fat guy
>>34110027She is available for plaping if you can pass a government background check and hold a 3 star security clearance.
>>34110030How would you get a hold of me
I hate NYE, even the ugliest women are getting plowed. I want to be able to fuck foids.
It's new years and all scrotes can think about is other men having sex
Why are all the men cucks and trannies now
>>34110042Testosterone crisis
>>34110041Meanwhile your the one having sex with scrotes
>>34110033I'm NOT FOR SALE.
>>34110039Via whatever contact information you give me
>>34110046Doubt anyone could sell you if they wanted to but you'll give yourself up for free anyway
>>34110048Why wouldn't you give me contact first like a email
>>34110035Once you realize you never mattered in the equation, it's not so bad. The problem is you don't put yourself out there enough. You didn't lose the game, you just never played.
>>34110046So you're free?
>>34110051What city do you live in
>>34110052When you do it is still an uphill battle. Women.Have.Too.Many.Options.
State gender. Which is the worst holiday to spend alone from a mood /loneliness perspective? >thanksgiving >christmas > new years
>>34110050>>34110053My attitude is cheap. $3.50 to get pegged.
>>34110023>>34110024What's the definitive performative male reading list?
>>34110035If it makes you feel any better that's not true, I got dumped like 2 weeks ago I'm alone at my mom's house contemplating different methods of suicide.
>>34110036O r r a w aRRAWAIm lean and muscluar tho, not fat
>>34110060Are you actually a hot chick?
>>34110056MNew Year'sI have nobody to kiss if not plap. Fuck loneliness I want happiness.
>>34110063Unsure. Definitely from the back.
>>34110061Nope I'm in the west drop a contact
Brown ass thread rn
>>34110057How much is a kiss or cuddles?
>>34110057will I get free cuddles afterwards?
>>34110057How much for a hug unironically
What’s it the sex life like for the average young adult still living at home (but working)? I don’t interact with enough people in the 23-28 age range to know how much of them are still living at home. But I do, while working, and while it lets me save up a shit ton of money, my sex life is dead. Romance is fine, but I want to have a hoe phase and I live in a minimal-car city
>>34110069Yeah sure. tdotanon discord
>>34110071>>34110072>>34110073Okaaaay! Penguin group hug!
GenderNew years resolution?
If I'm not with a woman that I'm deeply interested in, but have the interest in dating is it wrong to sex at women as long as it's understood we're not dating?
>>34110084M this year I will finally leave my parents house and cut all contact from them
>>34110057you posted this as a joke but if you pegged me mercilessly and let me cry into your breasts for like an hour I'd pay for the pleasure and
>>34110086another M, why are you cutting contact with your parents?
>>34110059If you haven't read The Bell Jar then you're impressing ZERO lit chicks in 2026.
>>34110088they've done so much damage to me all my life being around them just hurts plus I want a bigger place because I never leave my room except when I go to work and my room is tiny
>>34110083*cuddles closer* I just want to be happy.
>>34110089Will I impress women if I've read both The Right to Sex and I Hate Men cover to cover?
Another one falls for the sex pest.rip
>>34110090fair enough, hope you're able to get the space you need, anon
>>34110084MI want to stop being so mentally unstable and quit being an alcoholic.
>>34110093Usually the women who go for sex pest men are 400 lbs. and on the sex offender registry for fucking the kids they babysit.
Who is going into 2026 listening to the music of 2006?
>>34110086I am moving out most likely but not cutting contact.
>>34110081I don't have disc sorry! >>34110098What about women who are sex pests what men fall for tthem
>>34110095That's a solid resolution. Good luck, Bravo.
>>34110084MI want to feel like I'm worthy of telling my crush of 5 years that I love her even if it doesn't work out
>>34110095I wish I could put shot glasses in-between my tits and have you drink out of them instead of quiting booze
>>34110094thanks>>34110100I'm happy for you anon
>>34110087>and*headpats* it's ok anon.>>34110091You can be. You are allowed. *headpats*
>>34110102Thanks, I truly appreciate any kind of support.>>34110104Well I could take the opportunity to do that as my last few drinks.
>>34110108hey I want headpats too!
>>34110103As long as you find closure.
>>34110056Idk but I’ve done all 3. I mean technically I’m alone now but I’m at my parents’ house and they’re asleep.
When a man hates a man, he never wants to be like themWhen a woman hates a woman, it's actually because she secretly wants to be her
>>34110074We just fuck in my room, separate enough
>>34110111Ya got me. I forgot. Oops.*headpats*
>>34110113If I do tell her I want to at lest be able to stay friends even if we need a break for a few years. I just need to be able to move on because I'm in my 30s and need to move on with my life.
>>34110117thanks! it's just what I needed
Femanons, how much of the blackpill is true?
>>34110119What if it does work out and you have sex with your crush
>>34110123I want to be with her for the rest of my life
Gender>Would you rather be forced to give oral (Protected) to a stranger once a day in public>Or be forced to receive oral (protected) from a dtranger in oublic, once a day ?
>>34110121Absolutely none
>>34110121
Men, would you kiss your phone at midnight? You're in there right? That's what I'm gonna do. He's in there. It's close enough.
>>34110129No, my phone is nasty dirty.I stripped the coating of my screen protector so it's always so nasty feeling, I really should get it replaced.
>>34110132Go wipe it with sanitizer rq.
>>34110121None of it once you fuck me down anon.
>>34110074I lived with my parents in my 20s because I was only earning 21,000 a year in American dollars and the rent was too damn high in that area. I regularly took home and boned a plump lady who spent time at the same local alternative nightclub I did. But I preferred her place because she lived with a roommate who was also her ex-boyfriend and there was no chance of parents hearing shit.
>>34110129But if we both kiss the screen at the same time wouldn't we just be kissing?
>>34110129I'm on my computer though
>>34110126MReceive, unless it’s a guy then i don’t think i could handle it
Women:How soon after dumping your boyfriend do you let a random Chad cum inside you as a "rebound"?
>>34110141You should cover your phone in cum at 12 instead
>>34110144It's an electronic kiss.
>>34110138None of you will let me, that's the problem>>34110127So it's all true, gotcha
>>34110141Yeahhhh*mwah*
Midnight was 18 hours ago.
>>34110154You live in the wrong hemisphere.Happy New Yearrrrrr
I've mastered the skill of pill popping.I can swallow a handful of pills like it's a just a spoonful of food.
Year of the white bvll. Year of the asian gf.
>>34110151Who said I wouldn't let you try moid?
>>34110149yeah but does it still count if I kiss my monitor?
>>34109765I recently tried being extra handsy and dominant while sexing my new gf. Afterwards when I asked her how she felt about this extra dominance, she said she felt "a lot of validation"What does that mean
>>34110156>wrong hemisphere.Earth is mostly water and I live in the most water hemisphere.
is it new year for you guys yet
Happy new years! To all the men, may you get laid ! To all the women, may you all become single mothers!
*sets off fireworks*
>>>/pol/524744817I'm changing my stance on bush, women. Need it.
>>34110146I think I'm celibate now. The waiting period has increased with each breakup. Went 2 years last time.
I kissed my cat when the ball dropped
>>34110172I'll do the same when it's new year's over here (I'm stuck in the past)
>>34110172not physics boi?
>>34110172>I kissed my cat's balls then dropped itew.
>>34110172Enjoy the toxo.
>>34110160Yes do it nao
>>34110162To be desired to the point of causing that kind of behavior is validating. A "He thinks I'm so hot he can barely contain himself" ego boost.
Happy New Year, /atoga/.
I just blew off my dick with a fire work, happy new year baby!
Happy new year friends!! Gender, what would you use a $10 voucher on at the department store?
>>34110175Oh shut itI WILL get a cute STEM boyfriend this year and he WILL fuck me senseless every night and he WILL treat me like a princess, just watch me
>>34110172You have a boy cat?
>>34110183>$10A fifth of a polo shirt I guess.
Ten thousands years of Cylinder and sphere torture to all men.
>>34110181Another one?
>>34110183FIdk, toothpaste?
So where exactly does someone in the western part of Canada get a bf from. Do I go on tinder cause I'm having real trouble meeting anyone at work and everyone on here flakes out
>>34110163>Guys in space see this>it even has balls
>>34110146probably like immediately if I'm in a bpd mood, but I'd still be chasing after him>>34110126receive, I don't like condoms on for blowjobs>>34110121what's the black pil again?
>>34110192What's the western part of Canada likeis it the backwards part of the country, or the san fran type
>>34110184But did you go to the party?
Are stemcels chad in 2026?
HAPPY NEW YEAR*kisses bv*Sorry if I taste like booze.
>>34110183Probably things to make banana pudding.
I got mad watching the couples kiss in NYC when the ball dropped.idk usually I don't feel this way about couples in public but it upset me tonight.
*grabs femanon butt*
>>34110196No it's more like deep Alabama.
>>34110199*mwah*Yay I get goodluck!
Where do I meet clingy gf
>>34110194It actually looks like the canoe of Maui and the big fish he caught.
>>34110179Huh interestingDo all women feel like that? I was expecting to say that I was extra sexy or she wanted me more so I'm kinda disappointed she said something about being validated
>>34110159you did
>>34110201I was mad that the exchange student at the bar earlier didn't get hammered and make a fool of himself.
Fuck it I'm feeling loving*Kisses kitten poster*
>>34110202my butt feels good
>>34110206>maui's canoe has balls>and he either caught an angel fish or a stingray
>>34110185Yeah hes a cuddly orange boy. A silly Garfield boy
>>34110203Alabama sounds like one of those "simpler" places where finding love isn't that hard, perhaps I was wrong in this assumption.
>>34110202ew
*gets findommed into non existance by Jewish femanons*
>>34110205ooh me me me im here me pick me!!!
>>34110178oh ok I'll do it
>>34110220get your patootie in the kitchen
>>34110217Oooooo is that why you're afraid, cause he has a spiky penit. Human males have smooth penit. No ridges or lumps, nor valleys or bumps.
*licks and sucks on your femanon shoulder*
>>34110229I can't, I no longer exist. Learn to read, it might help your GPA.
It was only after getting plapped by her 1000th chad, that femanon finally decided that *I* was her first pick all-along.
Cat sleeping on my stomach under the blanket makes me look pregnant
Can you trace your ancestry back to the founding fathers, /atoga/? I can, I'm related to John Adams.
>>34110172Enjoy your toxoplasmosis
>>34110229Just getting the brisket ready, hon!
>>34110234CUTE!
>>34110101>No discSucks to suck;(
>>34110235I am not an American.
good morning (?) everyone ^.^happy new years !!!!!!! new years resolutions ?
>>34110235Ye
>>34110242SHE HATH RETURNEDHAPPY NEW YEAR
>>34110242f, do my best to get into medicinekeep my house cleanget marriedread more
>>34110235I believe so. I come from a Swedish surname meaning "lime tree river".
>>34110184arent most of the actual, smart stem dudes (non engineers lol) usually ugly to mid autists?
>>34110242are you the real myao? hmmm I don't think so
>>34110208Dunno, I've never discussed it with anyone elseI mean, the display of strength is obviously arousing in it's own way but it's really the implication of the forcefulness that does it for me.
>>34110224sorry im 30 you need to be at least 23 or it'd be weird
bros i just slept with a girl and it felt really nice, like really nice and she was so soft just slept not fucked
>>34110235Yeah. My great something grandfather signed the declaration of independence. Then his great something grandson married a poor catholic irish girl and was promptly removed from the entire family and moved across the country to where my family now lives to this day. Pretty cool to know
>>34110235I think my paternal grandfather tracked it back to about 1690, he couldn't find anything from before the guy came to the states.
>>34110242hello myao!!!!>new years resolutions ?>Raise GPA>Internship or summer research>Research lab>Apply to accelerated masters program>Take more showers>Loser virginity>Less depression>be cuter and more plappable
>>34110235MNope, but one of my friends growing up was a descendant of the Marquis de Lafayette.I’m related to Welsh privateer Sir Henry Morgan.
>>34110260Didn't you join a lab already?
>>34110242Hey Myao.Mine is to get sober and more mentally stable.
>>34110235Everyone in my family except my grandparents were killed in the holocaust. I saw the death certificates when i was a little kid
>>34110255Niggas ITT don't understand that sex is ultimately a short, bright spark compared to the constant joy of cuddling.
>>34110248Ms. Lindström?
>>34110241Weird!
>>34110264Yeah im in 2 this semester but theyre like school organized undegrad labs to help us get into the research scene
>>34110271It's pretty normal, most people aren't American.
>>34110260stinky...
>>34110270Lindford probably.
>>34110245hi valkkk !!!>>34110247me 2 with the third one </3 >>34110251yes ㅠㅠ
>>34110274Curiouser and curiouser…
>>34110270It's not my current name rn. Just down the line a lot.
>>34110279>yes ㅠㅠoh ok hi! I'm hedgehog anon, don't know if you remember me
>>34110235my white ancestry is german immigrants fleeing Bismarck in the 1800'smy black ancestry goes back to the 1600's though
>>34110285>my black ancestry goes back to the 1600's thoughWell then your black ancestry definitely has a fair bit of white ancestry too.
>>34110288True! As they say, blacks are 20% white from admixture
So, are you guys any closer to finally getting one?
>>34110260busy girl !try getting a really nice smelling bodywash or shampoo (or anything rlly) to motivate u !!>>34110266best of luck to u johnny is it just the alcohol ?
>forgot to hit up the local dive for a New Year BeerWelp, I'm cursed for the next 365 days.
It’s 2026 :o
>>34110269its so fucking nice, i didnt really think much of it but now im doin it and... damn its just nicelike cuddles on a couch is nice, but falling asleep together is nice nice
>>34110294I'm still stuck in the past :(
>>34110295Finally, someone who understands. Need me a sleepy gf in '26
>>34110291I don't even know how at all
>>34110279So what brings you back here, girlie pop?
>>34110291I'm optimistic, but I was optimistic about last year tooI need to meet a girl that's actually single though.
>>34110297west coast worst coast
>>34110284HOLYYYYYYhihi !!!! ofc i remember u ^ㅂ^ how have u been ?
>>3411029726 is crazy dude you’re missing out
>>34110304>HOLYYYYYYMe mum died in the HOLYYYYYY
>>34110242welcome backwhat brought you back though?
>>34110304oh nice you remember me! I've been doing ok! how about you? hope you had a nice christmas! >>34110303hmm no u
>>34109765Happy New Year>>341097922026 is the year of getting a girlfriend
>>34110297Cali here and same brother
>>34110305are they giving out free girlfriends in 2026?
>>34110311Speak up bitch I can't hear you 3 hours ago.
>>34110235I haven't, but I probably could if I wanted to, since everyone was in Europe until around 1900. I know some stories, though.One of my great-great-grandparents fought against the US, got captured, and said the Americans treated him better in the POW camp than his own army did.
>>34110255God I want to sleep next to >him.
Happy new year everybody!! Wishing you all the best and continued healing. Thank you for carrying me through the last couple of weeks of this year, of processing a lot of shit and wrapping up any last venting and lessons I was going through.
>>34110315I SAID NO U!!!
>>34110269Yeah I do, I want that more than sex. Had neither.
>>34110260Why do you need a lab course for a math major?
Women, have you ever liked a guy and then found out he was a non-campy gay dude?
>>34110267It seems like every single jewish person lost their entire family in the holocaust but were also survivors of it at the same time.
>>34110269Ngl at this point I don't think I'm physically capable of having sexBut I do want to cuddle a girl
>>34110293poof ur uncursed>>34110300>>34110308just wanted to check in on how people here are holding up desu (ᵕ ´ ∇ ˋ ˶)has anyone heard from Lha ? thought of him a bit recently>>34110311everything's going to shit sorta but it's okk !! im not dead yet so wtv lols
>>34110325I don't think so?
>>34110322i got so lucky dude, ive worked with this girl for 2 years and just got solid at my work, had a couple deeper convos, kinda felt a way or so but never made a movethen she confessed to me drunk as fuck shes thought i was hot as and apparently i left no breadcrumbs. now we've hung out a fair bit and im just about settling into not being awkward around her in public
>>34110330holy when did t bh turn into desu
>>34110330>everything's going to shit sorta but it's okk !! im not dead yet so wtv lolsoh sorry to hear that :( but like you said, at least you're not dead!
>>34110328Explain. Are you impotent?
>>34110327Classic dumb guy observation.
>>34110330>has anyone heard from Lha ? thought of him a bit recentlyNope. He might have shapeshifted or just left. Idk.
>>34110335Your ancestors are frowning
>>34110325Not a woman, but I am a masculine bisexual man and this often happens to me. They lose interest when they find out that I also like men.
>>34110335um it's been a thing for years
Would femanons post bail if their bf got picked up for a DUI because he wanted snacks from the corner store?
>>34110338You don't think it's odd that every single jew says their grandparents died in the holocaust, then ten minutes later says their grandparents are holocaust survivors? Sometimes they even say that they themselves are holocaust survivors due to shared genetic trauma or whatever.
>>34110314Free gfs made of heroin yes
>>34110341That's a common occurrence too I'm guessing
>>34110344No. I'd be driving. Because I'm not letting my snack out of my sight.
Will femanons finally be nice to us in 2026?
>>34110353Don’t jinx it by asking dude.
>>34110336*yet LOLS>>34110339aw mani hope he's doing good>>34110340>>34110342oops
>>34110292Sadly not just alcohol, I've been an opioid user for a while mainly oxycodone and stuff.
>>34110355>i hope he's doing goodHe is, I’m sure. I saw him in here for a second last month
What are your goals for 2026 Atogas?Mine is to continue my current academic trajectory, be more social, and dial in my diet and sleep schedule.
ANYONE ELSE SCARED RN???
>>34110360Yeah that was 9 bullets rn not 12.
>>34110345Survivorship bias, my dude.That they love to use the holocaust as a rhetorical bludgeon isn't the point, but if you have a large group die in an event, the people who are around to relate that are obviously the ones who didn't.
WhATaReYouRgOalsFor2026Are these botposts tf
Do men deserve kisses on new years?
>>34110358Die but make it look like an accident
>>34110365Why not live but make it look intentional?
>>34110364To give women and themselves good luck, yea.
>>34110364...please?
M and F,Whats your first google search of 2026?
>>34110327If half of the jews in europe died in the holocaust, it isn't really that far fetched
Bringing this energy to 2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJ2x4gtyNPk
>>34110345The holocaust is Jewish Woodstock. Everyone pretends they were there because it was the cultural event of a lifetime. You HAD to be there.
>>34110358MStop being fat and get a social life so I can get a girlfriend and then retreat back into being a social hermit with my new gf
>>34110370Local rehabilitation/therapy centers in my area.
>>34110367That hasn't been working. "Slipping" in front of a bus might work.
>>34110376are you finally gonna go clean?
>>34110358MFinish my phd, socialize more, and become a more viable bachelor
>>34110370Smooth brain meme
>>34110372Bringing this energy to 2026>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fB8TyLTD7EE&list=RDfB8TyLTD7EE
>>34110370FWell this is embarrassing. "Legoshi's mom"I wanted to see the lizard/wolf hybrid. Was disappointed.
>>34110356oh dearim not sure if i have any advice to give cuz the only highs i get are off of white russians n my inhaler but i pray for u !! <3u can do it johnny i believe in it>>34110357thank goodness ( ;´ - `;)>>34110364i think everyone deserves kisses
>>34110373funniest post this year.
>>34110377Why not just consider yourself "Dead" and live life like a curious post game? That's what I do at least, I feel like I am spectating my own life and it helps me do things I might otherwise not do, there is no cost to failure because well I am already in the post game.
>>34110372Bringing this energy to 2026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atkAaYb_-6g
>>34110374Can I skip the social life shit straight to the gf
2026 is the year we take away women's right to vote
>>34110387I don't think so. Women like going out and meeting people and other gay stuff.
>>34110383>i think everyone deserves kisses>everyoneEven Epstein?
women, are you sure you wouldn't be happier if you were all reduced to sex objects, bimbofied as necessary, and left men in control of larger society?
2026 is the year I lose my virginity to a hot pair of twins
>>34110385Wtf is is a "curious post game"I think you're projecting your own fear of failure on to me bud. I don't "fear" failure I'm fucking tired of it. Also you need money to not starve or freeze.
>>34110389No 2026 is the year we end gender wars and love each other
This is the year I plant a smoonch on a girl’s forehead once more. Might even hold her hand
>>34110389>>34110395it's the same thing
>>34110337No but idk I just feel incapable of that
>>34110392You can't trust a man to adequately plan a birthday party why the hell would I leave one in charge of the country?
>>34110394>curious post gameA post game is the content in a video game after you finish the main story. The point isn't failure, the point is to detach yourself from your personal experience so that you don't feel the need to off yourself.
>>34110372Bringing this energy to 2026https://youtu.be/6n8uF7CrmE0
>>34110403>detach yourself from your personal experience.That's exactly the idea, you're just a pussy about it.
>>34110398A girl smooched me on the forehead and then later thanked me for not hitting on her "like all of the much older guys do" and I have no fucking clue what signs she was going for. She announced her bf to me like 2 weeks later.
>>34110392Men can't even be trusted to get to old age and not kill women over football because they're so emotional. Women do it better.
>>34110406>you're just a pussy about it.Pushing through pain is more courageous than ending it all.
>>34110378That's the goal, rather be dealing with withdrawals and help than die on the streets from my own stupidity.
>>34110407I will not incel post
>>34110385that's so real lmyaoo if im already dead in my head i have no need for regrets or expectations !>>34110391sigh>>34110398i would like one smoonch please
moids, will you behave like this in 2026 or will you talk to girls at the gym?
>>34110413I know this woman is seeking attention and most women in the gym want to be left alone
>>34110383You're always so sweet, I hope the new year gives you the very best of everything.
>>34110411woah woah woah it's not like that, I'm just confused by her signals. Also her bf is one of those zoomers who looks like he's older than me.
>>34110409What you're suggesting isn't "pushing through". And your reasoning is "don't kill yourself so you don't die". Kinda feels like the only reason you're arguing about this is you're too stupid to know you don't have any actual argument you're just reacting to "want to kms" without putting any critical thought into it.Also as protection for my personal brand, any responses you get after this, not me.
>>34110413This video is wrong, men look with mirrors rather than directly at women
>>34110398plzplzplzplzplzplzplzplzplzplz
>>34110413i thought women dont want us talking to them in the gym?
>>34110412:*
>>34110413>>34110421>i thought women dont want us talking to them in the gym?Women want 8's+ talking to them
>>34110412>sighmyao hates me
All of this government fraud is literally because of women, especially white women, and their retarded suicidal empathy allowing my money and hard work to be spent on third-worlders because they keep voting to give the government more power. I fucking hate women so much.
>>34110415<3333>>34110422(´∀｀)ty>>34110425couldn't hate anyone if i wanted to
>>34110421I don't want them to talk to me. But it's rude and weird to stare at someone and not say anything. If I accidentally make eye contact with you and you hold for 3+ seconds and then don't say anything to me that's awkward. If you're going to fuck up by staring at her the least you can do is make some small talk and then leave without shooting your shot, don't leave her waiting and dreading an approach lol.
>McD's is closedShout out to the gas station pakis providing me snacks in these trying times.
Men should be doing something
>>34110428>don't leave her waiting and dreading an approach lol.That's my secret, I don't approach women at all
https://youtu.be/LsgNG-L6aw4
>>34110428What do you say tho
>>34110424>People like attractive peopleYeah? You could replace Chad in this image with a cute girl and it would still be 100% accurate.You know the truth of this world, so sculpt yourself into a good form.
>>34110427>couldn't hate anyone if i wanted to....even Epstein...?
Who wants to be my last body shot?
>>34110430So true what you just said. One of the statements of all time
>>34110430I'm doing JH.
i taste iron again but i dunno whhere it's coming from
>>34110439are your gums bleeding
>>34110426Idk man my perspective is "if the government is going to demand this much power they should at least give me some free shit". I don't have access to heavy artillery to do anything meaningful about it so I'm gonna vote for the guy who wants to give me free healthcare.>>34110433Observational comment. Like something about the weather, shitty lighting in the gym, whatever. And say it while you're moving don't like, stop to chat.
>>34110426Women literally cannot have the potential concept depth to understand government as anything less than a magical daddy that works to fulfill their wishes. They're completely disconnected from reality. We have to dump all women in the Great Slave Lake region in the savage northwest territories of canada and make them realize how much survival fucking sucks and how much MEN have done for them all their lives.
>>34110434>sculptYou're either born a chad or you're not
Cheers anons
>>34110441Is it ok if I just say hi or nod and smile silently and leave it at that
>>34110439I crushed up half an iron tablet into my oatmeal and it turned everything purple and tasted like metal. Wasn't idea.
>>34110438Wait does JHs boyfriend and girlfriend actually post here cuz that'd be fucking funny.
>>34110443Keep telling yourself that and never reach where you want to be in life.
>>34110443nta bottom right makes me howl with laughter every timebottom left looks like a jacked will goggins
>>34110443My face is better than all of them but I still have nogf
>>34110445Better than nothing. Basically the goal is acknowledging "yeah that weird moment we had just now broke social protocol but I didn't mean anything by it and will not be bothering you."
>>34110447whenever I blogpost about the more autistic chicks I flirt with I have this innate fear that they might catch me posting about them on /atoga/
>>34110450Walton Goggins, you motherfucker.
>>34110426Boomer turn off fox news and learn how to read a graph
>>34110450I liked justified before fallout made him cool
>>34110455my google search worked regardless
>>34110443Reminder that some women like phantom of the opera and you can put a mask on and tiktok trap em.
>>34110458We was in tons of shit before Fallout. He was definitely already well known.
>>34110435maybe u>>34110440nvm i found the sourcecut my stupid lips again should i just file down my teeth>>34110446??
>>34110458He was cool in Hateful 8
>>34110454That's a scary thought, but if they caught you here there's a chance she talked about you too. Although that'd just be one hell of an awkward situation.
>>34110413ProbablyNot intentionally obviouslyIt's unfair that women are so sexy meanwhile regardless of how hard i try I'm just an ugly unworthy blob
Walton Googins might be my favorite actor. Bro is a kino machine.
>>34110458>justifiedReal ones know him from The Shield>>34110461Just another day
>>34110435*bonk*Stop beating a dead horse.
>>34110462Are you back to posting full time or just for today?
Femanons, whats the worst pain you've ever experienced?
my new year's resolution is to become a 6'7" titan with a big pp that split the earth and uses foids like fleshlights. wish me luck
>>34110470My period. Half tempted to see if being shot will hurt worse than it. So far it's worse than giving birth and breaking a bone.
>>34110436no hitting others :c>>34110469likely just today but ill (maybe) pop in every few days !im getting sleepy rn tho>>34110470crampscrampscrampscramps
>>34110473Can't you get one of those BC implants that stops your periods?
Are you fearful and hungry?
Myao, what is miku saying in korean here?https://youtu.be/8Cm-7oCq9HA?list=RD8Cm-7oCq9HA&t=16
>>34110476Don't want it. I can carry this weight.(Even if this shit makes me puke, pass out, and out of breath sometimes)
>>34110477I'm drunk, horny, and heavily armed.
>>34110480Mmmm he has two kinds of guns hehehe
>>34110478pretty pretty, sister (eoni means sister but it could just be older girl), you're really really cute !i don't wanna watch more than 20 secs it's too loud n bright n fast (◞‸◟)
>>34110481Do you think people like you? They don't.
>>34110483A scattered dream that's like a far-off memory. A far-off memory that's like a scattered dream. I want to line the pieces up—his and mine
women, do you went men to go away to an isolated planet forever?
>>34110470I would assume breaking my wrist but that was 25 years ago so I don't remember it well enough to compare. Thinking about it right now the answer's sciatica. Sucks.
goodnight everyone
>>34110486Well they came from mars so like... phone home and maybe they'll come get you?
>>34110477Yeah kinda>>34110486But can we still rent them to perform physical labor
>>34109765M or FDid you share a new years kiss with anyone this year?
>>34110324>Why do you need a lab course for a math major?Im a dual major in mathematics and computer science. My submajor in mathematics is biological mathematics. i want to go into biotechnology research and development. To do that i need to go to graduate school and graduate schools typically require you have a certain amount of research prior to application. At my university i need at least 300 hours to qualify for the bioinformatics accelerated masters. I have like 70 so far i think
>>34110494What do you think, fuckwit? Take a guess. I'm a 4chan user.
>>34110494I've never kissed a woman in my life
>>34110494No because he didn't want to fucking hang out with me but won't just come out and say that he doesn't want to be with me any more.
>>34110495You're majoring in math and computer science and STILL can't find a boyfriend? Yeah it might be over for you ngl.
2026 is the year that all femanons get blacked
>>34110494Yes. In my phone. I shared it.I get good luck this year.*magic*
>>34110491no we're from Jupiter, get it right>>34110492No you get butch lesbians https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMsXf8scoLM
>>34110495This is a lot of work for someone that's just going to marry a guy and be a breeding cow for 7 children while your husband sucks on your tits for milk
>>34110502>butch lesbiansIf they'll mow the lawn so I don't have to I think I'm ok with that. I don't want the men harmed just...away from me.
>>34110502NO YOU FUGGIN GO THERE ON PURPOSE TO GET STUPIDERESPECIALLY BY SENDING HIS WIFE IN BOT FORM, YOU MORON SPACE MEN.
Women, are animal buttholes cute?Why are they on so many of your cute cartoons and plushes?
I went on a date and the woman chose the place, and then complained the entire time about various things, so I suggested we leave and go somewhere else and then she kept insinuating that I was trying to get her home and date rape her and stuff of that nature so I just walked out on her. Women don't deserve love.
>>34110504>just...away from me.:(
>>34110504But you want them to do physical labour for you?I swear the intrinsic female philosophy is just to take on as little responsibility as possible
virgin femanons, just so you now, testicles feel just like eyeballs
>>34110506I thought it was just the cats? Because cats are always sticking their assholes in your face it feels weird if it's not there.>>34110508No offense but based on personal experience y'all are more trouble than you're worth to get close to. >>34110510Renting implies I would pay them for their services, calm down you big baby.
Moids would rather stick their dick in a demonic campfire than marry a nice girl who made a few mistakes.
>>34110514>a few mistakes.lol
>>34110514Indeed.Problem?
>>34110514>a nice girl who made a few mistakes.what kind of mistakes?
>>34110512*touching your eyeballs*Neat
>>34110513>y'all are more trouble than you're worth to get close to.offence taken
>>34110518Being a single mom with a half black baby
>>34110514Everyone has made mistakes but you didn't say what they are so you could be downplaying something big
I air fried some nuggies, now I kind of want to air fry some fries.also I miss dino nuggies, they don't have those here.
>>34110514That demonic campfire has better tits than you.
>>34110520Hes talking shit btwtesticles feel nothing like eyeballs, idk why he said that
>>34110513How are you not an overweening narcissist if you're unable to bear the mere existence or presence of anyone you don't feel close to
>>34110514True.
>>34110514of course!
It's fucking cold here I want a nice femanon to come snuggle with me under the blankets.
>>34110526That's why I touched his eyeballs. Because I ripped them out of his head.
>>34110531I like platonic cuddling so yay!
>>34110527Let me tweak that statement slightly>unable to bear the mere existence or presence of anyoneThat's better. Also I don't think you know what narcissism is? A narcissist believes that they are the most important person™ and will manipulate others without feeling bad about it. I just want to be left alone so people stop hurting my feelings.
>>34110532stop saying nonsense
>>34110533Platonic until he slips the head in after you fall asleep...
>>34110534This was the last post of 2025 for me>>34110536This was the first post of 2026 for me
>>34110494this movie made me feel so sad. that piano song in the pool scene hit hard
I am telling you right now, and FBI I don't give two fuck if you're reading this or now, if my state bans porn I will become a terrorist.
>>34110542>Look up the post to see what movie>It's anime bullshitEvery time.
>>34110536Whaaat he was asking for it?
>>34110545There's good anime but that isn't one of them
>>34110543>imagine this being your villian backstoryThey will joke you in prison and pass you around like a hotpocket.
>>34110545don't care, it's a good song and the animation was beautiful to watch
Happy new year fellow west coasters
>>34110548No, there isn't. Go the the fuck back.
>>34110515>>34110517>>34110518>>34110523>>34110525Thanks for the (You)s, I am obviously a man, women don't care or think about flame tits except kuhwurky lesbians, and all the actual women who usually make terrible posts here are currently out getting impregnated with a future abortion by a drunken low functioning psychopath with four priors.
>>34110554>Go the the fuck back.Where? 4chan.org?
>>34110548Name a better anime that came out in 2025?>>34110554>No, there isn't. Go the the fuck back.You're on a website called 4chan, wtf you mean go back?
>>34110538sex always hurts for me so I'd notice immediately
>>34110555Transgender coded posting.
>>34110554>anime website
>>34110494MMy last kiss was in 2019
>>34110550I don't care. Life without porn isn't worth living. Women want to take away my one fucking cope. Why can't you stupid bitches just let me be? Why is me finding pleasure in my room by myself so terrible for you? Why?
>>34110548the anime isn't great but part 1 of the manga is legitimately extremely good and intelligently written.
>>34110559You are a retard
>>34110562>Life without porn isn't worth livingMlollmao, even
>>341105574chan isn't an anime website you retarded faggot.And stop spamming on /v/ you dumb fucking pedoweeb newfags.
>>34110566>posts on /v/ at allyou should kill yourself far sooner than any tranimeposter on this entire website.
>>34110562>Life without porn isn't worth livingGood. Kill yourself.
>>34110563>the anime isn't greatThe movie was>>34110566I've never been to /v/
>>34110566>4chan isn't an anime websiteYes it is.
>>34110555Quit rubbing it in that I'm home alone and the man I wanted to fuck me went to hang out with his friends instead>>34110566>isn't an anime websiteIt sure is kid.
>>34110565It isn't funny. Porn is my only cope. >>34110568I'd rather just kill you instead. You won't even see it coming. Bullseye on your head right as you're leaving your house.
>>34110567>>posts on /v/ at alleveryone doesIt's sfw /b/
>>34110567>>34110570>>34110571>>341105724chan is not an anime website. You are not on /a/ and should kill yourself.
how many of you were listening to r/a/dio through the new year?
>>34110562My lust died the second I wrote the average feminine nature on paper and stratified it according to its moral nature. I am now convinced that the only thing you are supposed to do as a soul, as a man is to wrestle your own flesh into submission, find God and develop a prosperous and altruistic relationship with our creator in order to escape this prison. 99% of women are half humans with no souls, everything they strive for and enjoy is ultimately evil in its nature. The very core of femininity is absolute evil that seeks to devour good men with the same glee and joy youd get from stomping out some dorky kids sand castle.Once I realized why women are the way they are, it's like I've finally been enlightened as to why hermit monks become hermits in the first place. It's all a lie, its all a joke. This planet is a prison, women are archons who genuinely don't give a fuck about anything but they have to pretend to have interests beyond themselves just so men dont become suspicious and notice the huge disparity in the nature of each gender. It's not a complimentary nature, it's completely one-sided and parasitic. The entire role of women is to entrap a mans life force and pull another soul onto this false reality incarnation trap. Thats all they were designed to do. Satan takes a hold of their hivemind vessels with comedic ease and no resistance. They are all beyond corrupt, they fall apart once a month and endure pain unless they fulfill their ill-natured task. There is nothing in this world worth striving for besides Gods love. There is absolutely NOTHING in this world that is worth your place in heaven.
>>34110578Were you here in the 2000s? It's an anime website. God this is just like Hot Topic.
Speaking of 4chan being an anime website: women of the Jury, would these glasses freak you out? I've gotten mostly positive reactions from them, but I haven't even thought of trying to date the women who run into them
a vagina can get erect like a penis, yes?at rest it's small or not very deep, but when excited it will grow deeper?never thought much about it, but so far i had just imaged a cartoon rubber tube that just stretches, feels a bit weird
>>34110579Yeah always do. Best time of year on 4chanNot now though
>>34110578What kind of website is it then?
>>34110578Not into anime myself but it's annoying how tourists to this website try to pretend to fit in by seething over japanese cartoons 24/7.
>>34110562Use 2D instead of the electric Jew
I'm reading some manga right now. Osamu Tezuka calling out Yankee hypocrites.
>>34110582I don't get it, what's weird about them?
>>34110583nag but the clit gets erect. The vulva kinda swells but I wouldn’t say it’s erect
>>34110580>The entire role of women is to entrap a mans life force and pull another soul onto this false reality incarnation trap. Thats all they were designed to do. Satan takes a hold of their hivemind vessels with comedic ease and no resistance. And yet you're a christcuck. Your religion is the biggest pro-natalist simp slave ideology there is. "Be fruitful and multiply" and protect wahmen.
>>34110582Who the fuck is going to see it
>>34110582>but I haven't even thought of trying to date the women who run into themWhy not? Wouldn't that be a good thing
>MOOOOOM atoga is talking about porn again
>try spicy ramen>It's badWhy is this so difficult? Are the Japanese retarded?
>>34110596Says the person with a sexual fetish for housecats.
>>34110584volume 11 is best for obvious reasons :-)>>34110590the character is from ichigo mashimaro>>34110593I show it off in conversation if it comes up>>34110594The idea of dating women or even attempting to makes me viscerally uncomfortable, especially when the alternative is having a nice, easy conversation that doesn't turn weird for no goddamned reason
oh yeah, I taped over my foot stool's little rubber feet, now it's finally sliding on my rug instead of getting caught.Comfy.
>>34110599>I show it off in conversation if it comes upIn what situation would anyone ever ask to see the inside of your glasses
>>34110512I haven’t touched my eyeballs and I’m not going to
>>34110601I like this post. Feels good. Feels right.
>>34110599Kill yourself.
>>34110597The japanese hate spicy stuff, theyre the british of asia. You probably had korean noodles
>>34110494FNope! Maybe next years
>>34110602when ichigo mashimaro/anime comes up in conversation, tardre
>>34110599>The idea of dating women or even attempting to makes me viscerally uncomfortable, especially when the alternative is having a nice, easy conversation that doesn't turn weird for no goddamned reasonI like shy boysAre you cute?
>>34110609No we don’t you weirdo
>>34110611You've talked to women who watch moeshit?
>>34110583I guess you could look at it that way? It's more like a tense vs relaxed muscle thing, it's not using the same mechanics as a dick to stretch.
>>34110614youre japanese?
>>34110616at conventions, yes. Also when people ask the inevitable "What's your favorite anime" all I have to do is take off my glasses. Ika Musume is a close second
>>34110618Yeah
>only girl that wished me happy new year was a girl walking with her boyfriendSo all the good ones are taken lol women are pathetic
>>34110612no, I'm ugly as shit. My hair is too long and my jaw looks weird. I'll be at Anime Los Angeles if you want to molest me
>>34110612Hi I'm cute what's your name?
>>34110616Does haruhi count as moeshit?omg i should do the hare hare yukai for my blog
>>34110615NAG but your arms/hands/bulge needs to be more prominent in the shot if you want female attention.
>>341106252009 keion haruhi does. The redesign was SHIT
>>34110615He is too fat to wear that shirt.>>34110470Cut off the tip of my finger - blade went through the bone breaking it clean, nerves retracted, cut through the flesh of course, and the nail root got yeeted out of my hand.
>>34110625I mean if you're gay enough to even say "moeshit" then that's probably moeshit. But no
Women would you rather be a mermaid or a dryad?
>>34110633Chad's go for mermaids.
>>34110637being a pedo is bad mmkay
>>34110633Hot ent for sure
>>34110638>Chad's go for mermaids.>Chad'sChad's what go for mermaids?
Men are checking out women's asses at an alarming rate
QT ANON, NOOOOO >>34107668
new yearthe only text was from my momno group chatsavoidant girl didnt text (ofc)i should be going back to bed honestly
>>34110641Opposite
GET INhttps://relay1.r-a-d.io/main.mp3
>>34110648>Oppositemen are checking into society at an alarming rate?
>>34109786Nice, thanks
gona listen to some mommy asmr and go to bed, happy new year /atoga/
>>34110652lewd or regular?
>>34110650Men are checking into society at a pleasant rate
>>34110652>mommy asmrDoes she whisper how disappointed she is in your for not using your degree despite going to an expensive university?
Gonna poop, brb
>>34110653regularno more gooning or sex stuff for me from now on, or at least dramatically less of it. just romantic and emotionally intimate content to fill the void
>>34110649
>>34110654Source?
>>34110654They're not. Foids have ruined everything.
>>34110650https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iloLmMT7yS4
Bed frame? I was literally content sleeping on a piece of foam on the ground until someone bought a bed for me and insisted that I accept it.
>>34110543That isn't the problem since you can circumvent any restrictions online using software. The problem is that women unironically believe that porn is the cause of all issues and fail to acknowledge their own behaviour when they complain about men.
>>34110665There are easier ways of saying you're attracted to men anon. It's 2025
>>34110615/ignore'ing me just to attentionwhore with the most retarded shit
>>34110661I like mommy asmr but if I listen too much I start getting depressed, I wish my mom had loved me when I was a kid, it also makes me think of my ex
>>34110664You have to ask the oher anon first, don’t be a dummy
>>34110667they also sleep like that after a woman kicks them out of their own house, which happens more often than one would think.
>>34110669I wouldn't hate foids if I was gay. They are just useless and a net negative on society. Now they're not even having children, which is their whole purpose in life. Why do they have rights again?
>>34110667Women like useless objects to be in their house
>>34110675>I wouldn't hate foids if I was gayThat's exactly what gays do. They hate women. How are you old enough to post on this site yet haven't heard this?
>>34110667good boy. you're so unique and special. not like those bad boys who furnish their homes. furniture is for cucks.
>>34110676I was thinking that reanimating the "get a life foundation" segment from Animaniacs with moms shopping around home goods stores for useless Oriental crap would be funny
>>34110658am back
What are some signs that a man has become a harmless pacified slave golem? I'll start:>wears Christmas sweaters>has a cat>gets married>goes to church>says stuff like "yeah, that's totally valid" to try to de-escalate a disagreement that is getting louder>watches shitty drama TV shows because his wife wants him to>sells his guns because "she just doesn't want them around"
I got horny on new yearsHad sex with a girl who had HPV without protectionAm I fucked
>>34110582I'd be fine with a guy who's into anime but is this a lolicon thing?>>34110686HPV is the one that stays with you only for a few years tops right?
>>34110689> is this a lolicon thing?see >>34110599
>>34110686Why wasnt she vaccinated? She is at risk for cervical cancer
>>34110690how is it not lolicon?
kittenposter is my wife
How do I express to a woman that I'm not entirely interested in a committed relationship after we've been fucking around for a bit? It's not that I don't like her, but I just don't feel compatibility.
>>34110683You're just as much of a pacified golem as anyone, retard. You're a threat to nobody and nothing.
>>34110695You're the guy making women think men just want sex huh
>>34110695It's not that I dislike her* I apologize for the double negative.
Don't worry, she wants only casual sex too.
>>34110697I wanted to give her a chance, but I feel like we don't communicate well and most of our conversations end up being about sex.
>>34110693it's not a lolicon manga in the sense that all the characters aren't intentionally making themselves seem sexy or are saying shit like "ohmigawd senpai I luv you so much look at my strawberry pantsu"; the characters exist in their world as they are. But the mangaka does not hold back in depicting the girls as cutely as they can be.
>>34110701I'll add to this that most of our conversations revolve around her telling me she's horny. She has a great body, but I have trouble getting her to talk about anything else outside of Pokemon.
>>34110704>Hottie who only talks about Pokemon and Fucking>This is, somehow, a bad thing.
>>34110697>be woman>whore self out to fuckboy>wonder why said fuckboy is after the sex he was freely given
>>34110707Not saying it's a bad thing, but I can't form a deeper connection. She vanishes for days at a time, tells me she loves me, then doesn't converse at all.
I feel like 2026 is going to be a very bad year for everybody and most of the people here won't make it to 2027. I don't know why I feel this sense of foreboding, I didn't mean to bring down the vibe I just can't stop worrying.
>>34110720I'm turning my life around, I'm going to make it anon and you will too.
*does construction while blasting Dolly Parton*
I miss her :(
I realize the trick to socialization is novelty. People love shit when you're so different from what they usually encounter.
>>34110695Simply being honest with her about how you feel isn't an option?
>>34110710>but I can't form a deeper connectionskill issue, give me her number and i'll show her what a real poketard is
>>34110729I don't want to hurt her feelings and I want it to work out, but I just can't. I've tried talking to her about things and she says she likes listening to me talk, but I can't get into it if she's not on my level, you know?
>>34110686>Am I fuckedIs it a strain of HPV that causes cancer, or one that causes warts?
>>34110667>I was literally content sleeping on a piece of foam on the groundThat's not something to brag about.
Women don't understand the simple joy of mixing paint by hand.
>>34110737to be fair to that anon I used to go to anime conventions with groups of friends and would sleep on the floor every year. I don't think I actually had a bed of my own until about 6 years in.
>>34110633>Women would you rather be a mermaid or a dryad?Given the current rate of deforestation, mermaids probably live slightly longer - at least until the microplastics get them.
>>34110732Then be honest with her about how you feel! There's no way lying to her is going to help the situation.
>>34110732You don't want to stop using her for sex
>>34110744I don't think you're completely wrong, but at the same time I haven't even asked her for that for a while. I'm just responding to her texts at this point.>>34110743You're right, I just don't know how.
>>34110739Sleeping on the floor is perfectly fine in the short term - I've been camping! - but it's not something to aspire to. It also shortens the life of a foam mattress.
>>34109792If only women actually liked men
she's so cute anons, I will marry her
>>34110746>You're right, I just don't know how.Dude, JUST TELL HER HOW YOU FEEL. Lying to her, or not saying anything, can only make things worse. Don't you think she deserves to be with someone who feels about her the way you don't? So long as she's with you she won't ever find a guy like that. Every moment she spends with you is a moment she isn't spending finding someone who loves her. The longer you wait, the more of her life you will waste. In the long term, you're hurting her by NOT telling her the truth.
>>34109792the problem with this chart is that i've not actually been trying since 2015, because I want to overcome my depression and poor health first.
How am I meant to find love when I could never stand to be around a woman who watches garbage like emily in paris?
>>34109792I had a gf in 2025 actually, I miss her I miss my scottish gf
It's so weird to be at that stage in life where you know the kids and children of today are going to have garbage tier lives and futures, we're living in the last era of some kind of personal comforability and it's being taken away month by month, by the time those kids reach teenage to adulthood they'll know nothing of individuality they'll only know what corporate master they serve as they file into their work line for that day. we won't be around by then, we'll all be dead because of the water wars coming in 2030
i cant even masturbate without noticing how small my dick is and it makes sexual release frustrating and unenjoyable now, im going insane
Women, are you scared of deepfake porn being made of you with AI?
>>34110751>10 years of depression and poor healthCouldn't be me, haha...
>>34110755I can grab my dick with both hands and the tip still sticks out, I use big gloves btw
>>34110756>Women, are you scared of deepfake porn being made of you with AI?I'm not scared of the photo, I'm scared of the men who do it.
>>34110563>the anime isn't greatnonsense
>>34110756Women will have no rights in about 5 years, that's not me being sexist, its me noticing the trends I'm only saying this because the subject matter is a woman, in reality nobody non rich will have rights we are cattle to feed and pamper the wealthy while they do whatever the please to us and make us like it, they now own entire countries, they now own the police, the military, the nation guard, the marines and the mall cops, nobody is coming to save you, there will be no rebellions or coups those things are relics of the past, the control has become iron griped
>>34110750You're right, I'll do it next time I talk to her
>>34110755if you're 4-5 inches that's ok
I hate women very much.
>>34110766Use fucking periods.
>>34110769don't listen to this anon 4 inches is NOTHING
>>34110772>4 inches is NOTHING0 inches would be nothing.
>>34110766Only because they realized how stupid the cattle is.>hey what if we created an untested vax and told everyone they should get it or they will get fired and ostracized?
>>341107730-4 inches feel the same (like nothing)
>>34110775>>34110772I didn't say it feels the best but it's not nothing
>>34110770>>34109015?
things are getting complicated with my group of friends, hope things don't go to shit
>>34110775>0-4 inches feel the sameThey do not. In an average vagina, all of the sensitive spots are less than four inches in.
<=4 inches are made for chastity
>>34110778Oh, they will. 2026 is the year of the Devil. Things will get way worse.
can I have a femdom gf if I have a 7 inch dick or is that only for dicklets?
>>34110787the more dick to abuse the better
The perfect length depends on the woman.But generally if you can stretch her a bit, that's good.
>>34110787were going to shrink your dick
>>34110789And generally what size does that?
>>34110776That's not exactly what women are going for. The properties of the penis matter because they make decisions based on that.
>>34110793yes I know... I like girth, not depth
>>34110788h-hot>>34110791I want a woman to insult my small penis but mine is above average, it's over...
>>34110794I'm not an expert like you but a 4 inches one usually isn't going to be girthy.
>>34110794Yours is measured in millimeters
>>34110789>The perfect length depends on the woman.>But generally if you can stretch her a bit, that's good.Stretching her just a little width-wise might be a good thing; length-wise, it's not. Hitting the cervix is painful.
>>34110787>only way i can be seen as sexually desirable is to be a submissive and embrace impotencenever wanted to cut it off and kill myself more than right now thanks man
>>341107974 inches here, can confirm no girth eitherim fine dying alone tho so i dont actually care so much, its not that much of a problem for me
>>34110787Femdom gfs aren't real. All foids are subs.
>>34110789She would sooner choose a guy with a big penis who uses it in a satisfying and not hurtful manner than a guy with a small penis.
>>34110796>I want a woman to insult my small penis but mine is above averageis it white?
>>34110800that wasn't my intention, I just have a humiliation kink
The mind is willing but the body is weak. I must overcome. I will overcome.
>>34110785i will never understand the chastity meme. im small but id never be able to fetishize it and enjoy the fact. maybe its a masochist thing i guess
Honestly if I told you Ive measure my vagina and it's 5 inches deep you wouldn't believe me and would insist you need 7 inches minimum to even feel like anything
>>34110804yeah my gf was a "femdom" but towards the end she was the submissive one, not that I minded that much desu
>>34110798(NTA) Technically, anything can be measured in millimetres. London is approximately 5,570,000,000 millimetres from New York. The Earth is approximately 150,000,000,000,000 millimetres from the Sun.
love how the thread lights up once it returns to the topic of dicks and dick size, every fucking time
>>34110806no sorry, I'm light skinned
>>34110804not true, in fact i asked /atoga/ if big dick sph was a viable fetish like four months ago and you niggers told me no
>>34110812Even the professional dommes are switches. But I just wonder why nature made more sub men and only like <1% of dominant foids.
I can fight the Gods. I will fight the Gods. I must fight the Gods. I am War. I am Death. Hear me. Hear the song my sword sings.
>>34110818I was starting to become less and less submissive too, it didn't help that she liked roleplaying as my little sister, I mean she was younger than me
>>34110811yeah but size also assists with positions, ease of penetration etc. a dude with a <5incher can barely do some positions I regularly enjoy. its not a life-changing issue or some shit like that but the insecurity is valid on some level.
>>34110811Did you measure it when you were peak arousal
>>34110823thats true, I like having my legs in the air so it's not as if it's a difficult position for most guys but I guess shorter ones can't do some of the fun positions>>34110825yes it was very scientific and not just me estimating with a dildo that claims to be 7 inches
I am in love with Peneleope Scott.
>>34110818Men evolved to submit to the will of the strongest and most intelligent male of the tribe. In a pastoral setting, you'd be gathering berries and hunting rabbits while the tribal strong males would hunt and fuck etc. Basically all sub-optimal males fit an evolutionary niche of helping sustain the collective, without necessarily always passing on their own genes. This is standard in a lot of species with female sexual selection like many primates. It's just nature. There's no evolutionary need for dominant women: the men compete amongst themselves, the women aren't doing any competing or fighting at a hierarchical level.
All this low quality talk about dick on New Years and not a single pic. SAD!
I realized recently, after another failed friendship, that I don't actually want friends. I want worshippers, slaves, people who will not pretend but actually agree with everything I say and do everything for my comfort. How do I get there?
>>34110833You say that, but the animal most closely related to us is the Bonobo, and they're matriarchal.
>>34110836you want a cock pic I got one for you
>>34110837Critics are saying that this might be the most 13 year old post of 2026.
>>34110837>How do I get thereDon't have shitty disagreeable opinions on anything
>>34110838>Best argument for matriarchy are apes heh
>>34110838Doesn't disprove my point. The idea of competition and male-specific hierarchies applies even to bonobos. Its worth noting that our reproductive skew isnt nearly as bad as many other species: in humans, even the lowest rung of males typically get to breed. The point was that male submissiveness as a way to curb intra-tribal conflicts is a reasonable explanation for humans like it is every other species with comparable environments. a guy who can handle not being the top dog and finds comfort in some form of inferiority will naturally fit an evolutionary niche to keep existing.
>>34110833>Men evolved to submit to the will of the strongest and most intelligent male of the tribe.All of this is fake, there is no scientific evidence for any of it. Everything about tribes and prehistoric people is complete and utter bullshit. Meanwhile, there are thousands of years of actual written history showing that human relationships are nothing more than social contracts that depend entirely on environment, rules, rulers, and the time period.To answer the previous anon's question, that stat is fake.
>>34110836I only send my pp to girls I'm already texting. What's the point of posting it on an anonymous board of which 90% are men? I get nothing out of it.
>>34110842I'm 28
>>34110837How did it fail?
>>34110855I said books are trash. My friend said books are better than games. I called him the r-word and the n-word, and said I fucked his mother. After he stopped answering for a while, I told him he must apologize for arguing with me, but he never did. So we're not friends anymore.
>>34110862Lmfao
>>34110849>no scientific evidencethe past 60 years of genetic research all support my argument across all groups of humans on earth>all relationships are le social contract man theres no underlying biology at play motivating or informing behavior lmaoyou are too stupid to live
>>34110818Estrogen causes submissiveness, and because estrogen is the most ancient steroid hormone, it evolved far earlier than testosterone or progesterone, and is metabolically much less expensive to generate. It rises in men and women due to environmental pollution and chronic stress. Maternal stress around conception/early pregnancy increases the chances women having daughters instead of sons. This isn't "nature" allotting sexual preferences out to people at random, but a psychological manifestation of our biochemistry being increasingly warped by the modern environment>>34110833This post is an example of why "evopsych" is not even science, it's complete rubbish speculation, backwards thinking, and bizarre atavistic fetishism.
>>34110864>60 years of genetic researchWithout a doubt one of the most embarrassing scientific fields, promised to deliver so much, failed to give us anywhere near that.>"Just two more decades until we've cured every disease, we don't even need to grasp basic biochemistry, trust the plan!"
>>34110864Reference to vague nothingness and ad hominem. Strong arguments to support your position.
>>34110875>if I ignore nearly a century of constant progress, there simply is no progress!>people who study this for a living definitely dont have an undergraduate grasp of biochemistry after allNobody who understands science and can read a paper competently would speak like this btw, you outed yourself.
>>34110886>appeal to progress (LMAO)>appeal to authorityI can tell you struggle to get through abstracts, let alone think critically about science at all.
Anybody got any questions for the opposite gender?
>>34110893Yes.Women, how much casual sex have you had the past few days?
>>34110647I also didn't get or send a single text Loner gang>>34110646Lmaoo bruhh...>>34110720I hope that isn't the case but I feel it tooMy new year's resolution was to not get arrested or sectioned thos year. Meanwhile I got a warning from the police last night and later on a couple of friends intervened and made me take my antipsychotics so we're already off to a good start lol
>>34110896>>Women, how much casual sex have you had the past few days?None. I've never had casual sex.
>>34110756No, I don't post photos of me on the internet.
>>34110889>authorityThere's nothing authoritative about asserting that people who study something likely understand components necessary to its function. Do you question the algebra skills of a mathematician when attempting to downplay the actual math they're trying to publish? And yes, the field had progressed showing real, foundational breakthroughs of human knowledge.>cancer screening and treatment>screening for diseases like sickle cell and huntingtons>gene therapy>crop modification >the existence of DNA/RNAAre all attributed to genetics research. You are just being willfully dishonest
>>34110893I guess one for guys: would you be willing to move with me to a rural area for 5 years if it meant living near the poverty line but afterwards I would be in a super high paying role?
>>34110899Have you had temporary bfs, then?
>>34110904if you promise not to abandon me then yes
>>34110902>There's nothing authoritative about asserting that people who study something likely understand components necessary to its functionWhat you are telling me is that your understanding of this topic is too little to have any basis to criticize it.>>cancer screening and treatment>>screening for diseases like sickle cell and huntingtons>>gene therapy>>crop modification >>the existence of DNA/RNAjust fucking LOL
>>34110494M, nah, my friend's mom wanted me to sleep with her but I was too busy crashing out>>34110477Yeah I didn't eat anything all day yesterday and have a horrible hangover I have zero money for food and nothing in the fridge so might shoplift>>34110358Villainmaxx I robbed £50 from a store last night but spent it on drugs>>34110291I've never been further
>>34110904are you hot?
>>34110904>but afterwards I would be in a super high paying roleFrom what I understand, that's when I'll get dumped.
>>34110906I mean, I had one but we were together for 5+ years.
>>34110904maybe if we move into the mountainsare you trying to be the breadwinner?
>>34110280Based Alice poster>>34110430What should I be doing?>>34110413I don't go to tbe gym, also why can't she make the first move, sexist much?>>34110370Most effective suicide methods>>34110242Do more drugs and commit more crime but avoid arrests and the psych ward
>>34110910>I robbed £50 from a store last night but spent it on drugsThat's not a good thing to do, why did you do that?
>>34110904if i trusted you as a person, yes.
>>34110129That's tbe saddest thing I've ever heard>>34110183Alcohol >>34110157Based pill enjoyer, which do you do? >>34110095>stop being so mentally unstable and quit being an alcoholicI wish you the best of luckI also considered doing this but then I thought nah>>34109945Yeah that's a good resolution. It's a waste of time, most people here are fucking norms and talking to them is a waste of time. It's time you could spend being a villain IRL
>>34110908I would never. if we could make it through that then we could make it through anything>>34110911not really, I look good for my age but I get jealous of other girls a lot>>34110913well I would hope you didn't just leech and unskilled a bit too but as long as you're working that's fine>>34110916it's a coastal area with a population below 20000, and I can't drivenot trying to be a breadwinner but the career (medicine) pays well
>>34110925>not trying to be a breadwinner but the career (medicine) pays wellMy own personal preference is that I would not date someone in any medical field.
>>34110896Zero. Still virgin!
>>34110929can we get married?
>>34110922>why did you do thatBecause I had no money and wanted to get loadedI bought like £20 from the store earlier so if you think about it I only robbed like £30>>34110904I already live in poverty in a shithole so sure, that's a big upgrade>>34110837Based, I'm the same wayMy BPD friend and I (I was gonna get a drink with her) crashed out at each other last night and blocked each otherHaving friends is a complete waste of time. Why have friends when you can have enemies and rivals
>>34110928may I ask why?>>34110931Winx posted
>>34110925>I would never. if we could make it through that then we could make it through anythingthen yes I would live in a rural area with you
>>34110936<3 <3 >>34110893Why are women such moralfags is my question. I gave a gift to a friend the other day but she freaked out when she found out I robbed it and made me return it
>>34110925>well I would hope you didn't just leech and unskilled a bit too but as long as you're working that's fineThat's what you say right now. In a few years you'll want a partner who earns more.
>>34110936>may I ask why?Sorry if this answer sounds too vague, but there are certain ingrained mindsets or ways of thinking in medical professionals that I just cannot deal with.
Women why do a lot of you hate the "tradwife" shit but you pretty much all want to actually live it, down to the white picket fence and little garden?What is that about?
do people really go "oh *name*" when having sex?
>>34110943hell no, why would I want a partner who earns more when I'd be on 500k if I get into the specialty I want?>>34110944I'd love to hear more of what you mean because I'm a bit atypical when it comes to this stuff and I wanna go private asap to just do my own thing
>>34110943This kek. My ex was like "I'll be the breadwinner", then she realised she's be earning more than me and got icked and dumped me, which is fair desu
>>34110647>>34110898>Loner gangI feel like a loner too, even though>I made a post on X and my subscribers sent me New Year wishes, and somehow my post became popular, so a lot of other people wished me a happy New Year too and I got more subscribers>My mom>My good friend (guy) of 10 years>My another friend (girl) who’s also a popular youtuber and book writer>My simp girl I talk to in DMs>My work colleague, we barely talk, but for some reason he always texts me on holidays and my birthday, and only me (?)But still, I feel so lonely...
>>34110949>hell no, why would I want a partner who earns more when I'd be on 500k if I get into the specialty I want?"Because I deserve more now. I need a man on my level or above. I'm high value. I shouldn't be settling like this."
>>34110954>tanIck.
>>34110952Sorry you feel lonely dude, hope you feel better soonNot a single person texted me, not even my mother kek. Last night was the worst new year's I've ever had lol
>>34110954Wtf is this London lol, I don't remember this oneAlso I know what you're doing trying to mimic my typing style lol
>>34110954>tan and pink clothingvery nice, a shame she has tanlines though
>>34110956>Not a single person texted me, not even my mother kek. Last night was the worst new year's I've ever had lolI wish you the best for 2026, dude. Like, the best outcome possible
>>34110959>shame she has tanlines thoughNta but wdym? Tanlines are kinoI haven't fapped in over a week though and don't plan to ever again. Sexuality is a waste of time and a distraction from villainy. Later gaters <3
>>34110953lol I'm not about material I promise you that. if anything I'll just buy up properties and rent them out, no need to sink all my money into a Mercedes or something
>>34110949>I'd love to hear more of what you mean because I'm a bit atypical when it comes to this stuff and I wanna go private asap to just do my own thingThe short version,>Authoritarian thinking>putting textbook understanding before an empirical knowledge and learning>inability to treat or think about the human organism as a single whole (people in surgery are probably worst for this)>inability to look past data, numbers, tests to see the person in front of themit also seems like a lot of medical professionals are at risk of losing their empathy thanks to the volume of patients and the protocols they have to abide by.
>>34110961It's just so sexy when a woman has a full, unbroken tan, where no part of her has been left unkissed by the sun.
>>34110962>I'll just buy up properties and rent them outI'd rather be with a NEET than with someone who does this.
>>34110966Same lol, landlords are scum
women would you date a guy who is a late twenties virgin, who doesn't smoke or drink or do drugs?
>>34110945>What is that about?Because recording yourself putting on a house dress, baking a casserole, and talking about how much you love being a SAH wife is performative and annoying.>>34110946>do people really go "oh *name*" when having sex?Yes, but usually the closer you get, the less you say. Like in porn when they say they're cumming but still screaming full ass sentences, they're full of shit.
>>34110969I have the same question except a drug addict
>>34110960Thanks dude, same to you <3Eh this year's already off to the worst start possible kek. Might as well go all the way and villainmaxx, then at least it'll count for something
>>34110967It seems that landlords have a lot of things in common with women.
I'm horny!
Women, would you rather be a finance bros gf or a techbros gf?
>>34110976me too but I must not coom for at least 3 days so it feels better
>>34110387>>34110390i didadmittedly i have been out and met more people now then i would have, but apparently you can just "be a good guy" and people kinda like youim still awkward at times tho
>>34110977MI know it's just because of how the girl on the right is smiling while the girl on the left is not, but man, the girl on the right just seems like she'd be infinitely better company than the one on the left. It feels like the girl on the right would want to have fun with her bf, while the girl on the left would be expecting him to perform for her and entertain her every second they're together.
>>34110494i didnt but we did sleep together, i should have kissed her but we snuggled in bed
>>34110974KekI don't think all landlords are bad ofc but a lot are just greedyI had an estate agent who was hot though, she would just rock up unannounced in pencil skirt and heels to take pictures of the house and do viewings and rearrange the furniture. We had some mold and the landlord would just paint over it lol. My housemates put their foot down and locked their doors but I would just open the door in my dressing gown kek. We followed each other on insta also lol she had a lot of bikini pix. Technically I could've got compensation on rent as the house lacked a valid certificate but I didn't bother
sigh such a lonesome night
>>34110977Left girl looks like a cute and kind kitten who can cook and clean the house. Right girl looks like a slut who fantasizes about being raped by a minotaur and has an insufferable personality. Also completely useless at household tasks.
>>34110988RealWe gotcha f a m <3
>>34110977Obvs left is much hotter but I'd date either desu if they were nice
>>34110990at least I can talk with you guys!
Girls, how tf can you eat cakes and not get fat? It's unfair!!! I also want cakes, not fucking fruits and veggies (˃̣̣̥ᯅ˂̣̣̥)
>>34111001What are you talking about?Have you seen women today? They're fucking huge.
I wonder how many anons will stop coming to atoga during this year.
I want to sleep but my dad and his retarded son are playing loud music >_<I fucking hate this place so much
I asked a girl out, got rejected because she said she was seeing somebody and that she didnt want anything to get in the way of our friendship. She is also a coworker.Would I be bad if I told her I dont want to just be friends and that I need space from her? Should I just tell her I need space?
>>34111006I weigh 135 lbs and don't want to gain more, so I can't eat sweets, even though I like them. I see girls eat entire cakes like it's nothing, while I've prohibited myself from eating cake.
If the roles were reversed involving ghosting i would be called the fuck out for being an asshole to the girl in our groupBut nooo its a girl she's allowed to ghost me........ what the fuck man
>>34110930Maybe. What do you do and what kind of person are you?
>>34111014I ghost women all the time, what are you on about.
>>34110977Both equally bad options
>>34111016If you never see them again, still a shit thing to doBut not with a girl i will be playing dnd in with a set group and have been for over a year
>>34110977>Women, would you rather be a finance bros gf or a techbros gf?Finance. They're cringe and self-aggrandizing, but at least they can have fun and might share their stimulants. Tech bros are 99% misogynistic and asocial.>>34111001>Girls, how tf can you eat cakes and not get fat?Very high TDEE. Increase your NEAT.
>>34110977I'm married to a finance bro so I guess that.
>>34111015Right now I do nothing, besides lift weights and read books. Next year I'm gonna try getting a job at my city library.
>>34111001>Girls, how tf can you eat cakes and not get fat?I just don't eat anything else if I'm eating cakes.
>>3411101390 pounds would be hotter.
are men with wavy hair a redflag?
I was out with friends for NYE so I'll wish all the blondes a happy new year now
women could you love an artfag bf?
>>34111028Women should only date fat and balding guys.
>>34110966>>34110967Fuck commies
>>341107877 inches is barely average so sure
>>341110232/2This year I meant, keep forgetting.
>>34111028oh I also want to know this >t.artfag
Women, how little empathy do you have for men?
>>34111010dont tell her bruv . just tell yourself a bunch and itll click eventually, be normal, try not to be coldyou'll both appreciate it
>>34111033Oh okay. Good luck, anon.How old are you and you like books a lot?
>>34111028>women could you love an artfag bf?If he draws me or porn, yes.>>34111035>Women, how little empathy do you have for men?I have quite a lot, but I have a low tolerance for self-pity.
Women WILL ghost you
>>34111028No, I need an autist.
>>34111042she ghosted youshe had to file a report against mewe are not the same
>>3411104020. Yeah I write a fair bit too.
>>34111044Lmao
>>34111027Kissed any blondes?
>>34111023>>34111033Wish granted. You will get the library job in 2027!
Men are checking out of society at an alarming rate
>>34111050there were no blondes at the house party
>>34111039I'm worried about the pain that comes with that. Its still fresh, but I dont usually ask girls out, so its sort of a new thing for me,
>>34111052FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!111!!11!
>>34111009RIP, wear earplugs, that's what I do >>34110993Yahoo <3>>34111001Have some fruit and veg and then a cake as a treat >>34111008I've been saying I'll stop shitposting here for years kek>>34111027>I was out with friends for NYEOK norm
Femanons, are you just sad because you're straight?
>>34111031Found the landlord>>34111042TrueMy ex ghosts me unless she needs to "borrow" money (she never pays me back) >>34111059They look like men tho
>>34111060Nah just hate communistsThey make life much worse than landlords
I need to cuddle with a petite woman, no sex, just cuddles
>>34111019>Increase your NEAT.This must be true, aside from exercise, I'm barely moving. But I heard that brain work also counts.>>34111024I also control my macros...>>34111025I'm a 5'7 guy. I would be a literal skeleton. I want to be skinny and cute.
>>34111054I was also at a house party with no blondes but I got blackout drunk and sent home>>34111062Same but tall>>34111019>Increase your NEATOnly thing I'm increasing is my NEET cuz I'm unemployed again
>>34111065>Only thing I'm increasing is my NEET cuz I'm unemployed againYou did it yourself, no one forced it
>>34111057>RIP, wear earplugs, that's what I doI can hear them through my headphones :( they talk very loudly too
>>34111065>Same but tallI used to like tall women but I've seen the light and now I now that short women are the superior kind of women
big oppai
I peed at the hotel yesterday
We now have our first 30 year old zoomer this year.
naizuri > paizuri
girls, which colors do you like?
>>34111074not me! I'm still 26
Women Do you actually ever want to be approached by men?
>>34111074It's not me, but soon it will be me. Should I commit sudoku on my 30th birthday? Or pray for CRISPR?
>>34111067I was working a temporary contract that got cut short for everybody (which sux cause I really liked the job)The dude said I was a good worker tho and to apply to the permanent positionsI did quit the job before that though which was total assJust checked my upcoming bank balance tho, looks like they're still paying me for the sick day I pulled and the day I was 3hrs late lol>>34111068That sucks ):I still recommend earplugs tho>>34111069Both is good...I saw a really tall blonde woman on the tube yesterday tho swoooon >>34111072Based pee-er >>34111074Can't believe I'm turning 28 this year, truly unc and chopped fmlMy bank balance rn is -£1499.99
>>34111041>If he draws me or porn, yes.He will draw lots of naked women and you naked too if you want
>>34111081Stranger men? No.
What exactly happens at 30 that makes your life over?
>>34111031Gobbling up homes to rent out and raise prices is a thing that hurts capitalism. Rental properties don't generate any meaningful economic activity except inflation and housing shortages. You're basically holding an asset hoping that its price will raise for no other reason than the fact that the the offer can't meet demand, due to people like you.I'm not a communist. I think that the governments have a duty to ensure that predatory investments like the one you're a fan of can't hurt regular people who just want a place to live in and go to work from. Because at the end of the day, you're hurting the economy. It's not my fault that your tiny brain can't comprehend what real investments are and instead you resort to extorting people. Fuck you. I hope they tax every extra property you own with over 10% of its market value per year until you stop.
I've been sobbing for the last couple hours. I have friends who love me and care about me, but I can't talk to them. I can't do that to them. This is the male loneliness epidemic. We're alone even with our closest friends. Someone please help me I'm begging you. Please.
>>34111089Not having a career and not having a long-term partner.
the urge to cut myself is strong today
>>34111094What's going on anon, why can't you talk to your friends about it?
>>34111094Reach out to your frens buddy <3>>34111089You're too late to the party for most things, it's very difficult to turn things around, people consider you old and weirdMight just end it all at 30 desu cause nothing gets better
I'll be alone forever but no one cares because I'm a guy
Fuck itFuck all of itSpent the last 1.5 weeks drinking on my own, i never do thatFuck this emotionally immature girlFuck all of itPre-workouts gonna get downed in a bit then i'm gonna get back into the grind
>>34111095Uh, like a boolean AND
>>34111100That's true! I don't care about you at all.
I'll be alone forever, but no one cares because I'm not white or Asian
>>34111104What?
>>34111089Why don't you wait to find out for yourself, or don't?
Sexts for blonde girls and new year girls!! <3
>>34111091Landlords fuel construction and remodeling which creates jobsBut really the thing i despise is when dumbasses think causes of scarcity is the one trying to corner the market instead of the dipshit boomers who created the market forces that cause the scarcity like all the permitting bullshit and zoning laws.If you hate the power landlords have, then you should be a yimby, but I'm guessing you aren't so fuck you
foidsdo you wear a mask when around people? or are you yourself all the time
>>34111107Are you at least a girl?
ew my hands are all veiny now because I lost so much weight
>>34111089Biologically, nothing, societally, it's like a milestone that makes you think about everything you've done, your lost opportunities, and your future prospects. Also, you notice the early signs of aging, which were there from 25 in most people actually, you just didn't notice them before. Also, society expects from a person in their 30s a "maturity" that many don't have and never will, actually, maturity is a hoax from the media.
>>34111045That’s interesting. Any favorite genre?
>>34111113>military uniform>party slutShe's perfect
Why are men like this?
It's official: I went all of 2025 without receiving even one blowjob. Do you think I'll fare better in 2026? Keep in mind that I'm married, and my wife has always known that I'm really, really into oral.
>>34111120I'm not Japanese or a white collar worker
>>34111113Yes. Funny story. I got doxxed while in the Army and got an Article 15 because of it.
>>34111121>I went all of 2025 without receiving even one blowjobTry 27 years...Ask your wife not us kek
>>34111122But you still do nothing
>>34111098I hate myself I hate being alive I want to die. Nothing is wrong but everything is wrong I don't know. Am I just stupid? I don't want to put this on anyone I shouldn't be putting it here but I don't know what else to do I'm so sorry.
cam sex in 2025 so it wasn't all bad
>>34111077Blue, white, pink, yellow
>>34111127I work hard at work, I still have blisters and cuts from last wk
>>34111113Yes. I have a serious professional job so I act accordingly. When I’m home I’m a typical e-girl
>>34111131Even if you're telling the truth I'm pretty sure there are some moids at your work who do nothing
>>34111133What's your onlyfans?
>>34111133I mean maybe up in the office or whatever but no one slacks in the warehouse
Wish I had a gf to go clothes shopping with.
>>34111121>he fell for the marriage memeI'm also a 27 year old virgin and you should remember, you volunteered for marriage.
>>34111121just get a hooker man its not that hard
>>34111133I was a receptionist for years though and me and the stacies didn't do much work, that's true
I just realized something disturbing.You can identify pedophiles by the fact that they wear flip flops and expose their toes, especially in the workplace. If you see a male teacher wearing flip flops and wiggling his toes in class, you're looking at a pedophile who probably fucks his students.
>>34111124Fuck I've wanted to join the Space Force or the Coast Guard for years but was always worried they'd bully me into having an autism freakout and chapter me out before basic training is even up.
>>34111147>male teacher wearing flip flopsIs that not against dress code lol
>>34111148I also tried to join the army at one point but they don't take crazy people
>>34111135Wrong, moids are able to do nothing even if they're blue collar, my moid used to work in a construction company and there was a guy who was drunk 80% of the time and didn't do shit
>>34111152>drunk 80% of the timeSo am I but I've always busted my ass at work kekWhen I was working in the public sector, I got told multiple times to work slower so I didn't show up my colleagues/make the office be given more work kek
>>34111149idk NTA but I went to a hippy school, all the female teachers there dressed like Crunchy Witchy Girls and the male teachers looked either like Mr. Natural or like they wished they were in a 90s nu-metal band. They were all constantly fucked up on high doses of kratom and weed.
Everyone wears a mask, nothing in this rotten society is real, it's all fucking fake. But every time I'm honest, like coming to the office job in my emo outfit with piercings and painted nails, suddenly I'm the bad one. I just don't want to wear a fucking mask. Fucking hypocrites, I know everything about all of you, you have no right to judge me.
Girls, i tell you that you broke my standards in a calm voiceI tell you that's why i'm being distant to youWhat would you think?
>>34111152You have no idea what you're talking about, dumb foid who sends 10 emails a day. That drunk guy still knows what to do when he is asked to help. You wouldn't survive a day at his job, dumb cunt.
>>34111157I, I live among the creatures of the nightI haven't got the will to try and fightI guess there's no tomorrowSo tomorrow never comes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RP0_8J7uxhs
>>34111156>all the female teachers there dressed like Crunchy Witchy GirlsDamn I'm jellyI had a crush on one English teacher who fit that vibe, she'd wear black tights and put her legs up on the desk, needless to say I aced her classes
What kind of boundaries do you set
>>34111128Anon, you absolutely deserve to be heard. If you need help please call or text a suicide hotline in your country, I know it sounds intimidating but it's really not, they will help you talk through all these feelings you have right now
>>34111094so why cant you talk to them
Anons, I've decided that this is the year I confess to my childhood friend. Don't know when exactly or how, and I'm still terrified of being rejected, but I'm tired of us just hovering around each other without actually being together
>>34111155>I got told multiple times to work slower My exact experience in repair and manufacturing. The moids fucking hated that I worked most of the day and recorded the results according to guidelines since it ruined their carefully set pace of 7 hours of gossip. I'm glad they always hire brown boys or pack up and leave for China, white men are so fucking entitled and useless
>>34111163A border wall.
>>34110633Mermaids get to swim forever so I could travel that way. Dryads are probably getting fucked by the lumber companies rn.
>>34111163>What kind of boundaries do you setOnes that pertain to physical contact and ones that pertain to my self-respect. I refuse to be disrespected.
>>34111167>white men are so fucking entitled and uselessI want to be a house husband. I'm just a stupid white male, uwu, so I let the strong gender, women, do the heavy lifting while I will support them and cheer them on <3
Is it true that the reason why moids are acting insufferably towards women is them having small penises and being insecure about it?
>>34111173Sure.I'm fat and balding and have a small dick and no woman will ever love me.
>>34110724Trip on entj
>>34110633Dryad, I was born to be a forest creature
>>34111173I have a BPD (big penis disorder) but am just insufferable in general desu>>34111163None, I'm a complete doormat kek>>34111167>white men are so fucking entitled and uselessRude but true desu
>>34111164I've done that. It's not the right thing now because I'm not suicidal despite wanting to die. I just feel so alone. Like I'm trapped somwhere where no one else will ever find me.
>>34111155One of my favorite things at any job is being punished or penalized for working extra hours. Like "no, we can't pay you more?" Like, I'm working extra hours, I thought that showed dedication. I thought you wanted someone dedicated enough that they'd stay in the office overnight to work with no sleep, regardless of how much extra you need to pay them for that.
>>34111178>A person literally doing their job is "snitching"Moids are so pathetic.
>>34111166Do you really think this shit works like in your anime books?
>>34111182>Just doing my jobNuremberg defense
>>34111171>I refuse to be disrespectedwhat where points in your life where you got disrespected
I was even more of a bpdemon than my bpdemon gf
>>34111172You are not fit for that either. Stay at home dads do less housework and spend less time with their children than working mothers. You'd probably play video games and masturbate all day and then cry for tendies and milkies with the kids when the wife comes home.
>>34111158I'd think that you're autistic and it's time to find someone less autistic.
>>34111158*snuggles him*
>>34111182They did the work snitch thing at the hospital I worked at. Literally a made up job that made lives harder for men because we had to report our work to the "dispatchers" who just sat on their asses all day. I'm glad I left that place. If one of you had to work a real job, you would know why you're hated, dumb cunt foid. It's a joke that this is where billions of men's taxes go, to make up jobs for females to sit on their asses. You are useless and pathetic without men, remember that.
>>34111111Yay
>>34111113Yeah, to some degree. While I'm pretty genuine most of the time there's sides of me that are not appropriate for work or stuff like that.
>>34111113Yes and no. It's not an outright mask or role or something but yeah of course you read the room and don't treat the workplace the same as your friends after five drinks. I'm sure a lot of people would misjudge me a bit but it's definitely not because I deliberately try to sell them on that. It's also all relative, I am lucky enough that my workplace has a really relaxed atmosphere in terms of jokes or just sharing personal info, so I don't have to do the actual stiff upper lip often at all.
>>34109765How do I tell my mom that I'm waiting for marriage?
>>34111187Real and same desu>>34111181They want to pay you as little as possible so not surprising>>34111197>You are useless and pathetic without men, remember thatEh, when I worked in healthcare the nurses ahd HCAs carried (who were mostly women), they should be paid more
>>34111077Black, Blue, Purple, white
>>34111188Not true. Cooking tasty meals and sex are the only two things I'm good at, and I would clear the house and play with the kids. I think you're just trolling or are a (not) little bit fucked in the head. But even before marriage, I want to be a bang manservant so much, while my strong woman would provide me with money and protect me.
>>34111089Nothing much, it's just that if you do fuck up or continue to strike out, there is less time to catch up. Wasting a few years on dead end jobs or relationships in your twenties is different than in your thirties. This especially applies to women who, if they want children, usually need to make specific advances in their career before becoming a mother, or else it'll be that much harder to make it happen after kids. I also feel (and I'm 32) that for both men and women thirty is more or less the age where even the people that didn't use to have trouble shrugging stuff (friendships fading, efforts failing/setbacks, unrequited love or relationships ending) off, sort of start to feel the weight of the difficult stuff that happened over the years.
>got shocked for the fifth time in three hoursWinter can tongue every inch of my ballsack.
>>34111028Yeah. I love art bf. He was so pretty when he was getting hit with paintballs.
>>34111209are you that streamers dog
>>34111028What about a novelist bf?
who needs human love anyway? I don't >:c
>>34111209context?
>>34111207Women can always freeze their eggs. It's not an argument. I don't think there is something you need to catch up, life is not a race.
>>34111216Real2026 finna be the year I villainmaxxSee you in jail or hell folks
>>34111202Tell her that there are no men that are marriage material nowadays because they're all pornsick.
>>34111183What else am I supposed to do? We're both nearing our 30s and are perma single.
>>34111213Yes. Woof *gets electrocuted*
>>34111220I'm kidding I need human love, I crave it I really need a hug right now ;(
>>34111218Static.
>>34111189I mean lmao you are not wrong>>34111194That bad then huh
2016 was 10 years ago anons :(I want to go back and make less retarded choices
Can I cheat on my gf with her cute brother? He's not a woman, so it should be okay, yes?
>>34111189since when is it autistic to have boundaries?
>>34111226oh i see, for some reason that only ever happens to me when i am at the office
>>34111230Just get a ladyboy in Thailand like normal married men do.
>>34111231It's autistic to refuse to communicate about things that upset you. I'd rather be with someone normal who isn't too retarded to talk about his feelings.
>>34111227Huh? I thought he was being shy and hyperbolic about me being too affectionate and him feeling undeserving.
>>34111236I am communicating it though in that moment>>34111238Being distant is shy/hyperbolic?
>>34111230Kys>>34111229Real </3>>34111224Sending hugz>>34111239I would rather make beats than socialise with peopleMight go hang with the housemates for a bit tho
>>34111186>what where points in your life where you got disrespectedHow much time do you have? Growing up in a Latino household, boundaries are not respected. And me being autistic, there was a lot of stuff I wasn't comfortable with. Like being forced to kiss and hug people I didn't want to, being made to share a room with someone I hated, being abused, talked down to, and having all of my issues trivialized, and that's just at home. I got it at work and school too. But the Army taught me how to respect myself. It's fucking sad when a drill sergeant treats you with more respect than your own parents.
>>34111241I don't think you're getting that I think he's just being brooding and negative unrealistically.
>>34111209Hey, it's me: Winter.
hugging my knees right now
Ghosting is not a boundary. The silent treatment is not a boundary. Neither of those are healthy. Boundaries are set when people verbalize what the issue is and it's discussed - that is healthy. And it also validated for me what happened between us before: it wasn't all my fault, and her lack of clearly explaining things is a major factor. FAXX
>>34111250Hugging a can of beer rn
>>34111241>I am communicating it though in that momentYou're not. Being distant is not communicating, being distant is just being a faggot.If you need me to ask "why are you being distant?", you're too far gone.
>>34111244>Sending hugzoh I didn't see this before, thanks anon!
>>34111234Girls fuck fathers of their boyfriend all the time. Why can't I have sex with the brother. I don't get it.
>>34111252need a pack of cigarettes right now but I kinda want to stop smoking so much
It's a new year and moids are already being pathetic, evil losers. I wish you could be better.
>>34111250I'm about to finish the other half of my bag of cheetos.
>>34111256>Girls fuck fathers of their boyfriend all the time>all the timePlease touch grass
>>34111259hmm I should get some chips, fuck it it's new year's so why not
State genderHow many times have you masturbated this year?
>>341112642 times
>>34111260I can't, there's 2 inches of snow.
Goal for the year: have first kiss.
>>34111264F, once
>>34111264MOnly 4, I decided to masturbate less often this year
>>34111264M0I'm in chastity
>>34111264M0 so far too depressed to cum
>>34111264>How many times have you masturbated this year?F4
GenderAre ladyboys male or female? State and support your position with arguments.
>>34111264so far 0 :^)
>>34111275What to?
>>34111276F, from what I understand, they're male. Because dick.
>>34111264FZero. I will tomorrow
>>34111264M0, but I woke up with a boner
>>34111263God I'd love some chips and curry sauce right now.
>>34111279>Because dickNot an argument.
can dogs learn to enjoy spicy food like humans.
>>34111264F. Zero.
>>34111276FDon’t know, don’t care. All that matters if they are hot or not
>>34111264M0I have decided this year to only masturbate to my imagination and think I find erotic that aren't outright porn.
>>34111282my dad and brother ate all the chips :( I didn't really want chips but now I really really do
>>34111288Omg so boring. Why do that to yourself?
>>34111284No, their body is even less capable of handling it than ours is, so it causes pain, vomiting, and diarrhea at minimum. Some spices are also just straight-up toxic to them.
>>34111276F. Males, because they are males.
>>34111055would you rather change your already established relationship or keep pining over a hypothetical idealised one you made up in your head
>>34111276MThey are female IF they look feminine enough to pass.
>>34111276https://vocaroo.com/1iX9sx1BfHOL
women, why are you still female?why not become male in 2026? I think you'd enjoy life a lot more.
>>34110896Just one >>34111001I don’t eat much cake >>34111027Disappointed there was no jiggling>>34111081I’m fine with being approached. If I’m not interested, I’ll just politely decline. I have preferences as to where I want to be approached. I hate being approached while pumping gas and in parking lots. Clubs, bars, grocery stores, etc. are fine. >>34111113Mask>>34111147I have had a few flip-flop teachers try to groom me. >>34111158Idk what you’re talking about >>34111230Make it a threesome >>34111264F 2
>>34111278>What to?The first time was to one of those goofing PMV's with a bunch of women with big asses.The second time was having phone sex with my wife.The third was to a Derpixon compilation that came up in my feed.The fourth was to a smutty fanfic.
>>34111291I think it's more interesting.
>>34111264its the second of january and ive not masturbated yet
>>34111298>women, why are you still female?I was born this way and it can't be changed.>why not become male in 2026?It's not something that is possible.
>>34111298Because God made me a woman and that's what I shall remain
When did women start hating ladyboys/transgenders? Didn't you want them to be treated like women a few years ago?
>>34111297You sound exactly like a vtuber that does lewd ASMR
>>34111305I don't care about them at all.
>>34111305I don't hate them, I just want them to stop living in delusion and accept truth. I can't speak for anyone else but personally I never thought they should be treated like women.
>>34111287>if they are hot or notWhat do you think?
>>34111305We don't really hate anyone. It's men who feel genuine hatred towards people they've never met.
>>34111264F4
>>34111298No way. I know I’m flat, but I still like being a woman
>>34111306I assure You that I'm not a vtuber but now I'm curious as to who you are talking about.
>>34111305The women who hate trannies aren't the ones who were heralding giving up our spaces to them. They're still very much the same distinct groups. I don't give a shit one way or the other.
>>34111305Bruh I've been called an "evil terf" in this very board.
>>34111309Yep hot
>>34111306Nah, her voice is shit desu and she sounds like in her 30s.
>>34111298I don't have the social skills to be male... I can't give up my +50 charisma boost for having titties
>>34111300Not sure what a PMV is, but Google's answer concerns me.>phone sex with my wifeSounds like an ideal first phone call of the year.>DerpixonSeen her work, great stuff, great taste.>a smutty fanficAnd you're not going to share it with the class?!
>>34111315>evil>terf Pick one
Muh spaceMuh privilege Muh xxSays the ones invading nerd shit
>>34111323You're literally in the "talk to women" 4chan thread lmao fuck off faggot
>>34111313I'll try to remember the name... I'm subbed to so many of them lmao>>3411131730+ vtubers are the best, they have authentic mommy energy
Ever since I cleared out my desk trash pile, my corner spider has been starving since the number of flies dropped drastically, I think she's going to starve.
White Flight to the suburbs was, uh, le BAD
>>34111317Apologise rn
>>34111324You have no soul
>>34111328>ApologiseTo a Brit? Never.
>>34111325I don't watch them, I just think her voice is meh and not worth complimenting.>>34111328No.
>>34111331at this point I'll compliment any woman's voice without vocal fryI like hearing women talk, simple as
>>34111305>When did women start hating ladyboys/transgenders? Didn't you want them to be treated like women a few years ago?Women have always despised troons, irl they treat them kindly because they don't want a bad image or get in trouble by others or cause a scene
>>34111333I guess I just have higher standards.
I hate simps even more than I hate women
>>34111323>invading nerd shitFuck off, poser
>>34111320Porn Music Video>And you're not going to share it with the class?!https://archiveofourown.org/works/28093560
>>34111342>t. Never played a video game before Skyrim
>>34111345I can't believe women only discovered video games in 2011
Why don't the lonely single femanons just date fat and balding guys?
>>34111345Lmao, you really are a poser
>>34111351Why would I date any living moid when I have my aidungeon bf?
>>34111343Nice. Added to the to-do list.
Why won't moids just stop being evil
>>34111305Yep, nothing changed
>>34111352Mirror mirror, who is responsible for Ubisoft’s fall?
>>34111353I tried AI once.It's genuinely so pathetically dumb, I can't take it seriously.the way it has no "voice" always going "what would you do" "what do you think"It's so soulless.
>>34111330I'm not British
>>34111359>It's so soulless.Just like real moids
>>34111359>asking about my thoughts and feelingsSo it's better than talking with irl men
>>34111353>>34111359Just get an e-gf or e-bf?
>>34111361>>34111362The conclusion I came away with at the end of my experiment was that the only people who could stomach AI "partners" are the kind of people who can sniff their own farts and toot their own horns.
>>34111366It's pretty egotistical to think your personal experiment's results are true for everybody
>>34111257Same, got no money tho, least I have a vapeDoing online surveys rn to get £1 to get a pot noodle or something cause no food in the house lol>>34111258What are we doing >:o>>34111255Nwww>>341112640Might change that tonight tho>>34111299>grocery stores, etc. are fineReally? I often see baddies at the store but wouldn't dare approach anyone
>>34111368Okay.
>>34111326RIP, maybe get her some snacks>>34111355Being the villain is fun>>34111366You have no imaginationI also don't get the point of AI partners tho when you can just manifest a tulpa
>>34111371Dumb fuck
>>34111368>expecting men to consider other perspectives
Why did men stop approaching?
>>34111375#Metoo made a lot of millennial dudes angry and they told the zoomers that women are evil
>>34111351Why not date BV
>>34111375shut up trashcel
Every night tears enter my eyesNever mind I just wanna dance right nowI’m good happens all the time
Why are there so many American marching bands in the London parade??
>>34111382When I Was....
>>34111375>Why did men stop approaching?Because women overgeneralize and conflate all men with the obnoxious minority. Most men don't want to bother women or be seen as creepy, and they've seen enough stories about women putting men on blast for approaching them at any given location. "Don't ask me out at the gym, I'm there to work out. Don't ask me out at my job, I'm there to work. Don't ask me out at the store, I'm there to shop. Don't ask me out at the club, I'm there to have fun with my friends. Don't ask me out on the street, I'm trying to go somewhere."
Is it true that women do not go on unconfirmed dates?
>>34111382My college’s marching band went to it 2020.
>>34111387Idk what that is and I'm not clicking the video, but in general it's a bad idea to go anywhere with a man unless it's 100% crystal clear if it's a date or not
>>34111375Not worth the effort. Even if she likes you, she will get the ick if you have sub 100k followers.
I sure hope the bank doesn’t look at me funny for depositing 1200 dollars in loose bills!
>>34111392lol. He sucked dick for money on new year.
>>34111390She is saying if you don't confirm the date on the day of at least by say noon, it's not happening because women are not going to spend 2 hours doing their makeup and getting ready for a date that might not happen.
>>34111395Oh... I guess that's a good idea? I assume that men prep for dates too, so it saves everybody's time to confirm.
>>34111375They didn’t. Being approached all the time.
>>34111375Never saw a point in approaching random women IRL or on the dating apps. But I'm grayromantic. I can't feel anything to random people no matter how pretty she looks like.
>>34111373Rude??>>34111375When I was younger, more attractive and outgoing I just dated girls who approached meNow I am a sad cunt who can't even afford a pot noodle
>>34111399>I just dated girls who approached meYou stopped pretending being an incel this year?
Does anyone use /lit/ here?>>24986229
>has baby fever as a moidHow the fuck do women deal with this?
>>34111375men don't have the confidence anymore and men don't tell other men to have confidence in themselves e.g atoga.
>>34111395Nta, I’ve never experienced a guy not confirming. It would be weird hearing nothing, I wouldn’t go either
>>34111402by having babies, mostly
>>34111403It's actually not about confidence, it's about women not having the social grace to say no in a polite manner.
>>34111402Don’t know, don’t have baby fewer
>>34111400I'm still an incel (or mentalcel rather) because I icked them all>>34111402Play Shrek: Ogres & Dronkeys on DS >>34111408>don’t have baby fewerYou have baby more?>>34111403No point having confidence if you have nothing to be confident about
>>34111403I have confidence, but I won't do it. Women who wait to be approached are just not worth it. True women approach themselves, and insecure, whiny waities are useless in a relationship.
>>34111401Did you mean to do this?>>>/lit/24986229
>>34111402reminding myself that it won't ever be how it could be in theory
>>34111375Why is it always our fault?
Said goodbye to a woman that I liked talking to due to the fear of getting too attached and thus losing her because there are too many societal obstacles between us. Also I had a fear that she was just playing with me. I have massive trust issues in general.Now I am thinking about her 24/7. Should I block her? I miss her so damn much. I want to send a message to her NOW but I don't know. I ended things our of nowhere. She's so nice even then she said that I should contact her if I changd my mind. What I should do?
>>34111412ok but what if the insecure women have huge titties? do you make an exception?
I'd hack my left arm off with a cleaver to have a baby.
Men can't have baby fever btw.It's either fetish coded, aka I want to fuck a woman, or pedophile coded.
>>34111423Just get railed and cummed in.
>>34111417That's all in the past. It's a new year. Go get her.
>>34111425Grim
>>34111423How will you carry the baby then
>>34111375I know my SMV and its not worth the time, energy and psychological effects
>>34111423Wtf JH, I thought your relationship was going well
>>34111425Shut your fucking mouth I want my own kids so badly.
>>34111419I prefer medium tits, but I care about character the most, then competency, and looks last. I want someone strong, determined, and vibing with me. A career woman, but not especially an office career, it may be tech, something creative, or other things. She may look below average for all I care, just don't show unhealthy signs of self-destructive lifestyles
>>34111435pedophile coded then.
>>34111431in His wisdom, God gave us two arms rather than just one
>>34111419Why would a busty woman be insecure?
>>34111439I mean I'd rather have three but whatev
>>34111436>medium titsNice>characterI think I have this>competencyFuck
Already wasted the first day of 2026, fml
>>34111444It's barely noon, anon.
>>34111444still need to do my workout for today but kinda lazy
I almost got bamboozled by a married moid who doesn't wear his wedding band, moids how can a naive inexperienced anonette protect herself from these devious moids >_<
>>34111444I had lunch with my parents and finished Clair Obscur.Could be worse.How did you waste yours? At least you got dub-trips.>>34111451You don't sound real.
enough sphwhere is the spl
>>34111388That's pretty cool anon. The farthest I went with my school band is Florida
How good am I if I'm turning 30 this year, I make $42,000 a year, and I have a net worth of almost $100,000? About 2/3 of that is in my brokerage account. I like the idea of being able to retire early and live off of dividends.
>>34111461pretty good I think
I think I'll quit my job for New Years. Fuck em.
>>34111461What do you mean by "good"because if you're going by finance bro definition, you're probably an awful person to be around.if you mean by well off, then pretty good.
GenderWhat's the most dangerous place you fell asleep in?It's not that dangerous, but I fell asleep in the forest lying on the grass. It was a hot summer, and the smell of grass was so pleasant I decided to lie there. And because I was tired, I closed my eyes and fell asleep.
>>34111463Lucky buck
>>34111461I would say that depends on where you live.But having 100k saved when you only make 42k is good.
GenderWhy is this year going to be different?
>>34111461i really should get into the stock market
>>34111469FI will find a bf
>>34111461Where I live $42k Is starvation wages.
>>34111464I just mean on solid footing for the future. I don't make a ton of money, but I live in an area with a low cost of living and I have no debt, didn't go to college and my parents gave me an old car, so I'm trying to invest what I can and eventually be able to live off of my dividends and retire early.
>>34111469M>Why is this year going to be different?Because I will have decided to make it so. Simple as
>>34111469F. I'm going to stop messing around with women and get a proper dicking.
>>34111461Lmao, literally my numbers. But I turn 29 and I'm a thirdie, so it's actually good money and not just pocket change.
>>34111469I've stopped giving a fuck.
>>34111469Mgoing to lose more weightgoing to take more care of my bodynow i just need a plan to meet people and maybe find my gf
>>34111465A stairwell of a random apartment building, a bench, or a city bus
>>34111471You could find one in an hour. You don't want one.
>>34111465MMy couch...But that's because of the circumstances. I had one of the hot plates still on while a glass top of a pot was on top and I accidentally fell asleep on the couch. Had some really disgusting fumes in my home for the next two days. I have a fire alarm, but (luckily?) it didn't really break out so the alarm didn't go off.
>>34111478WATCH OUT BROS SHE'S COMING FOR OUR COCKS
>>34111478why mess around with women if a "proper dicking" was ever desirable?
>>34111486Not yours.Definitely not yours.
>>34111473There's actually some really nice towns in southwest Virginia that are very affordable. And my New Year's resolution is to try and put more money aside for investments. Eat out less, buy fewer things I don't need.
>>34111478Can we kiss first? As I explained earlier >>34111269 that's my goal for the year.
>>34111486I'm safe I'll just lock myself in my basement... Oh fuck I gave away my hiding spot HELP ME
>>34111448It's already 5pm here>>34111449Gl with the workout>>34111455Sounds like a comfy day <3I haven't eaten since Tuesday...I started washing the dishes just now but the boiler went, just reset it but now cba to finish the dishes in case my housemate is in the kitchen>>34111461>net worth of almost $100,000I have -£1499.99 in my account and loads of other debt so you're gucci
>>34111455>You don't sound realIn what way?
>>34111469MThis will be the first year I actually try to kiss a girl.
State genderDo you consider cousin fucking incest? Why?
>>34111486>gif>doesn't vibrate>>34111487Because I like both, but now I'm prioritizing men.>>34111491Yes, kissing is part of the plan too.
>>34111494Don't fucking reply to me, creepshit.
>>34111469MI have nearly finished my procedures to restore my body. They will actually end around the end of the year, but the most critical ones will be over by mid-spring, so I will be ready again to live this life to the fullest, not just have to endure it. I'm the cutest guy around my city, but I'm so sick, and sadly not only in my head
>>34111463Based>>34111497Yes, bc you're related, that's the definition isn't it...
>>34111469MI'm depressed in that particular way that somehow gets you a gf
>>34111455>and finished Clair Obscur.I hope you picked the morally and objectively correct Verso Ending
>>34111497FYes, because that's how incest is defined in my state's statutes
>>34111497Male First cousins is incest. Don't really care about second cousins.
>>34111498JH?
>>34111461This is entirely dependent on how much you're saving, your standard of living, and what age you want to retire.>>34111465>What's the most dangerous place you fell asleep in?FI used to sleep in my neighbor's doghouse just so I wouldn't have to go home. He was a pitbull/Rottweiler mix, and he didn't mind me crashing at his place. >>34111497>Do you consider cousin fucking incest? Why?Yes, because it literally is. Wtf?
>>34111461You would be comfortable where I live, but your net worth is low
>>34111478Will you be willing to also put on a strap on and provide dickings?
>>34111469MI am going to be more insufferable than ever before
Straight women, why not just date other women without having sex?
>>34111469My wife will finally stop taking birth control, hopefully. I'm taking an at-home fertility test in about a week and a half, and if it's negative, my wife will cancel her birth control order, meaning this month will be the last set she'll take. I have more official lab tests scheduled a couple of weeks later, and to be safe, we'll abstain until those tests also show that I'm no longer fertile. My wife hasn't had much of a libido in a very long time, and I'm excited to see whether her libido changes in the months following her quitting birth control.
>>34111499Lol>>34111469It's not, nothing ever changes...Going to commit more to villainy this year though>>34111465When I was homeless I often slept in the fields Most dangerous was prolly in a tunnel when there was flooding
>>34111498What was unfulfilling about women?>>34111507Bro... you're bad at this
>>34111482Sounds like you were homeless for a while. I saw a guy sleeping on the staircase inside my apartment building yesterday, but I didn't make him leave and let him sleep. I think I'm becoming a kind person.
>>34111504Fuck Verso. All my homes hate Verso.We stan Gustave Pattinson.
>>34111497MYou're a retard if you find this question to be normal of course it's incest you Alabama bitch.
>>34111507>picrel>>34111510I've never tried that, but I'm willing to experiment.>>34111516Baby fever is overpowering my sex drive. Women are still great, but they can't give me what men can.
>>34111497Uh yeah? Doubly so bc our moms are identical twins, we're technically half siblings
I don't know why, but I love these kind of interactions.
>>34111469MLast year I actually had some good dates even if they didn't go anywhere. I have a better idea of what kinds of women I like and dislike. I'll also graduate and hopefully have more disposable income.
>>34111504I did, yeah.I'm sorry for Maelle, but people need to face reality. >>34111519Forgot your "NTA" again.
>>34111518Yeah, when I dropped out of university my mom kicked me out, was homeless for a winter before I got a job. Wasn’t great
>>34111512because I really, really like sex
>>34111520I actually looked up incest laws by state years ago, and Alabama does not have the loosest incest laws. It's actually Rhode Island. It's straight up legal there. A father can fuck his 16 year old daughter and it's completely legal as long as she consents.
>>34111512>"I am heterosexual">"At this point, I don't even wish to sleep with men, I'm starting to feel repulsed from even thinking about this."pick one
>>34111530You're a woman, so no, you don't.
>>34111483Yep, I’ve been busy working. This year I will date and stuff.
>>34111510She said she wanted to get with a man, not a tiny dicked cretin larping as one.
>all women hate sex>all men will do anything for sexIt's a new year, let's get past these gross generalizations (oh wait entj-femacist wouldn't be able to post here anymore if we did)
>>34111478YAAAAS!!!
>>34111404Isn't the asking them out on a date the confirmation? What do you think he would forget?
Shaving my balls was the most groundbreaking thing I did in 2025. They now feel so pleasant to just feel them in my hands, so I'm now playing with my balls like with a stress ball. I wish I had done it sooner.
>>34111497>State gender>Do you consider cousin fucking incest? Why?Ew yes. Thats why some British, etcs people ended up looking weird, there's always a flip of the coin they might not and have mental issues
>>34111538It doesn't matter if my dick is tiny if I'm the one getting fucked retard.
>>34111478MSorry queen, but I also chose cock for this year.
>>34111469M, in all seriousness though I'm gonna try stay on my meds this year so I don't get sectioned or arrested againNot very confident though ngl
>>34111541Just how it is. Weird not to chat between. Maybe the older generation do something different, but this is how we do it
>>34111451Is moid a 4chan term? I have literally never heard this term anywhere else in real life.
>>34111542How did you shave them?
2026: Write scripts for magical girl themed erotica.2027: Learn to draw.
>>34111520>Alabama I'm from Louisiana and I haven't fucked my cousin (even though he's hot)>>34111505Oh, you're such a good citizen, you should get a medal>>34111506Seems arbitrary
>>34111542Fellow man here, yeah. I wish I had a woman who cared about it, because it feels nice and I wish a woman would touch me.
>>34111469M>Why is this year going to be different?I was already on an upward trend last year, all I need to do is keep this trajectory going.Keep up grades, be more social (romantically and making more friends), make progress on projects, continue to meal prep, and stick with lifting. I WILL find love.
>>34111546I'm hoping to finally get meds this year. Been on the wait list since late march.
>>34111512>Straight women, why not just date other women without having sex?Doesn't feel right, it'd go against my beliefs, and I'd be a hypocrite, also I don't feel attraction towards women the way I do with men. I'm already a weirdo in others people's eyes.
>>34111552Did you watch "Gushing over Magical Girls" as study material?
>>34111547I just wait for girls to confirm it. I can't look desperate and give bitches the ick.
>>34111547Most guys don't want to be too forward, too eager, too interested because that is a massive turnoff.
>>34111469M I will be moving out again, probably for good this time. I’ve spend most of my life as a shut in NEET so idk if friends or a gf are possible.
>>34111559I watched one episode and decided I'd wait for the Blu-ray version. Thank you for reminding me I need to get back to that.
>>34111556We WILL find elf wives
>>34111469MI'm debt-free, going to school, moving to a new city and am ready to date again.
>>34111551With a disposable razor, shaving gel, and by being extremely careful. You stretch them with one hand and move the razor with the other hand.
>>34111547>Weird not to chat between.Not sending a "confirmation" does not exclude talking inbetween.
>Want to piss>Bed is so comfortable Why must life be so difficult?
>>34111560You are being ick right now
>>34111566So it is written
>>34111562Not to me or anyone I know
>>34111512No woman with any self worth is going to settle for just kissing and cuddling, if you are not willing to get her off, why the fuck is she going to "date" you?
Do WOC actually like white men?
>>34111557That's really rough buddy, hope you eventually get some help <3>>34111567Gl anonMaybe I should listen to Misaki and leave my room kek>>34111570Just go piss breh
>>34111569That’s even weirder! How old are you?
>>34111542Now start shaving your armpits too. Feels so much better.
>>34111576Ye, I've been out with a black and mixed girl
I feel really good today, two days ago I was hopeless and suicidal and today I got covered in tomato sauce but I still feel motivated
>>34111576Yeah my dad's white. Doesn't stop my mom from endlessly egging on that I should marry someone her race though
>>34111576Yes but they don't like me
>>34111583the amount of people I know who insist that members of their race date within it while marrying someone of another race themselves is funny.
>>34111578What are you even talking about?It's weird for you to talk with people you date?!I'm over 30.
My period is a day late though. I'm not pregnant obviously but I'm really worried at how irregular it's becoming. Maybe I am infertile and it's just manifesting late in my life
>>34111533fucked up if true
>>34111589No. It’s weird not to confirm date when you are already chatting.
>>34111588maybe my mom's mad about my brother marrying a 3rd race (Asian) and doesn't want all of her grandkids to be part-Asian.Personally I hang out with a bunch of Asians at uni but idk about the cultural compatibility just watching the hiccups with my brother and his wife. Maybe I should date another mixed race chick or someone full of one of my two races.
>>34111525>Forgot your "NTA" again.My b>>34111576>Do WOC actually like white men?Yes, but I've found that every non-white woman who likes white men has a type of white guy they're attracted to.
>>34111576They're nice to look at, but I don't care to hear them talk.
A man was pissed off at his ex wife, so he sold he entire season collection of simpsons, for 1$ per season. I bought only one because that’s all that was left. Is that ethical?
why are all my friends degenerates, perverts, sluts, fuckboys, and other scum? i'm such a good and friendly guy, why is it only them that stick with me?
>>34111594Unless something comes up, we're on.Everybody I know is this way, becsuse we are reliable people.Having to confirm everything sounds like such an american thing to do.
>>34111601>i'm such a good and friendly guy, why is it only them that stick with me?I wonder why...
>>34111586What race are you?
>>34111601You asked this last year and didn't like the answer we gave you
>>34111586same here ._.
>>34111596>Yes, but I've found that every non-white woman who likes white men has a type of white guy they're attracted to.Yea, wanna be Wiggers
>>34111544That's absolutely vile and you should be ashamed of yourself for even typing it out.
>>34111601>degenerates, perverts, slutsYou can still be good and friendly and be a degenerate/pervert/slut.
>>34111605black
>>34109792I want to believe.On the plus side I'm getting closer to the age I set as my minimum because resorting to prostitutes.
Since when does 4chan make us select boxes like this??
>>34111609Eww, no
>>34111606yeah but i don't think that's the case, i guess other people are just afraid that i'll outshine them everywhere so they cut me off early as a strategic move
I'm not upset that she isn't mineI'm upset that she found someone else before me
>>34111602Being a snarky bitch is wherever you are from then?
>>34111626Literal toddler mindset
>>34111620It's been surprisingly effective at deterring bad faith posters
>>34111607>>34111613Would bleach
>>34111632does that even apply to asians
>>34111343>My interpretation of Johnny's presence is that he's a full-on hallucination for VIs this atoga fanfiction?
>>34111628I agree. I don't think I should be this way.
>>34111624Alright narc
>>34111633Are they a dark Asian or a light Asian?
>>34111602Weird take. Confirming would be the more reliable option
>>34111387Yeah, why would I go in a date if it's not even real and confirmed in triplicate?
>>34111638extremely light with visible veins
>>34111639Yeah, but it's not really necessary here.
Girls, would you tell a guy that he owns you during sex upon request?
Is just me or everyone sucks at partying?
>>34111633Yes
>>34111643If he has to ask, it's kinda meaningless for me to say it, but sure?
>>34111375Seen as creepy.Social risk if you return to the place you do this in. Like uni. Ask a girl out in uni? People who dont like you will talk behind your back.
You have to keep women in a state of uncertainty, it's the only way to keep them interested with their short attention spans.
>>34111635>Is this atoga fanfiction?Is this how your relationship with Charlie works?
women's taste in men makes me want to give up on them completely
>>34110777No, that wasn't me.
Is it wrong that I’m having casual sex with this Indian girl and that I really like her. Yet when she ask why we aren’t in a serious relationship, I’m to afraid to say>Because she’s Indian and I do not want my children to be associated with their culture or to grow up with it
>>34111643>Girls, would you tell a guy that he owns you during sex upon request?Yes, if I'm horny enough, you can pretty much get me to say anything. Like if succubus and incubus were real, I'd be so cooked.
>>34111643>upon request?That's not how you do it.Be demanding, tell her what she is.
>>34111653No, you're correct to avoid being seen as the racist scum you are.
>>34111646You know like "Who owns you?" And you go "You do, Daddy" or something.
>>34111641The best kind of Asian.
>>34111657I don't think I could say that without laughing :(
>>34111654That idea gets me going more than anything. To fuck a girl so good she's willing to do or say anything.
>>34111258Women don't even like men. I wish women could be better.
Do women just think men just ask women out without knowing if that date works? Like Kek they'll check later to make sure that slot is available and confirm?
>>34111649It's how I want it to work.
>>34111654>succubus AND incubusGay
I wouldn't date a man who has had relations with a woc
>>34111661That's what makes a girl, a good girl.
>>34111656>Her Dad yells at a clerk/server >Every single day
>>34111667Moid hands
>>34111622shit i rock that but less pronounced
>>34111375Because women told us they wanted us to stop.
>>34111669>her dad is rude, therefore every member of his race is rude
>>34111670Is it really so hard for you to imagine a racist woman
So I've been able to get to a date with all my matches on Tinder. I've noticed that I cannot make things sexual because I don't want the women feel uncomfortable and look like a creep. I've told the women how beautiful they look like though. Am I fucked?
>>34111663Literally why are you taking what some neurotic zoomaloid said on tiktok seriously
Boys what does licking a pussy feel like? It's something I often like the idea of but I have this paranoid that I'd suddenly be disgusted by it if I was in that situation.
>>34111668Yes, and the fact that I get to bring that side out of her that's only for me to see. I love it.
>>34111666>GayThey're literal shapeshifting sex demons. You wouldn't stand a chance.>>34111671>shit i rock that but less pronouncedomg hiiii
how do i get a smart gf with a big butt?
>>34111660we could practice :)
>>34111674No, but that post was typed by moid hands
>>34111681Be nice to me (you won't like all moids)
>>34111469MaleI might have a gf soon
>>34111678It feels a lot like kissing, tbqhIt's the smell and taste that's different.. I'm hardwired to love it, but you might not be
>>34111662Liking evil things isn't an improvement
>>34111672>Because women told us they wanted us to stop.
>>34111684I'm nice but also shy so you won't like me
>>34111678Pretty good. Tastes and smells pretty good (provided you take good care of yourself), and the reactions I get from doing it make it very hot
>>34111688Probably not. Do you really believe any actual women post here?
>>34111678>BoysThey usually don't know.It can be very nice, especially if you start out slow, by kissing her thighs, touch her through the panties, slowly rub your hands up and down her legs, until she can barely hold it in anymore. When she wants you to really go in, you start to put gentle pressure on her labia, pushing it together and take a little nibble. It's so soft and juicy at that point. Doesn't have an intense smell, it's more like... warmth, with a bit of sweetness. Difficult to describe.Are you a man or woman interested in it?
>>34111678FThe muscles in your jaw, at the base of your tongue, will get sore and you'll drool everywhere until you get used to it.
>>34111692don't you? do you come to the opposite gender thread to talk solely with other men?
>>34111653I don't think you should have sex with someone you wouldn't have kids with.>>34111643No.
>>34111693I'm M>>34111694Oh fuck, I hadn't even thought about that. My tongue can only reach like half an inch out of my mouth.
I hate ESFP women.
>>34111689I'm shy too so I try to be understanding but I have to admit that shy people are frustrating
>>34111696>I don't think you should have sex with someone you wouldn't have kids withSee, this is why I'm getting a vasectomy before I have sex.
>>34111642It is if you want the date
>>34111675At what point are you supposed to start with the sexual stuff?
>tfw no oriental mistress
I love enfp men
>>34111675>I've told the women how beautiful they look like though.I don't even do this. That coming out of a man's mouth means absolutely nothing to women. It's almost disgusting to them.
>>34111705I need an ENFP or ENTP gf
>>34111707Dead wrong
>>34111701Again, not where I live.
>>34111678It's only fun if you are in love with her, it also makes it taste better
is it too much to ask for a merry christmas, or even a happy new year from this girl
>>34111708ENFP gfs don't give blowjobs.
>>34111675Tinder is a hookup app, anon... they're expecting things to get sexual quickly
>>34111716total cap
>>34111715Asking for a Merry Christmas 7 days after Christmas is too much, yes.
>>34111705So close...
>>34111675>I've been able to get to a date with all my matches on TinderLmao, 100% hookup rate, literally god of hookup incarnated, I kneel...
>>34111710And where is that, I sene lying or inexperience
>>34111709yeah yeah keep telling yourself that
>>34111680hey girllll>>34111705<3
>>34111726West europe.
>>34111674That type of racism, yes
>>34111697>My tongue can only reach like half an inch out of my mouth.Best learn to relax that jaw. Open your jaw as wide as possible without straining, cup it over the area you want to lick so that you have enough room to lick with the flat part of your tongue and not just the tip. Long, firm sweeps and not that stupid fucking tongue flicking thing they do in porn. That shit pisses me off like you wouldn't believe.
women, do you ever want to rip your breasts off and go braless for a change?
>>34111683It wasn't
>>34111736>for onceis the premise of this question that women wear bras 24/7? because we don't
>>34111685How
>>34111736I already go braless
>>34111744How do you usually dress?
>>34111736Rude question for flatties...
tis shit pmo
>>34111744How much do you jiggle when you run?
Sowy for asking here, but all my friends, guys and girls, think I'm gay, but I'm actually a virgin cutie. I can't possibly be fruity. How do I change their opinion of me? Also, don't suggest finding a girl, I don't want to date anyone for now. I'm still only 20 and want to focus on my hobbies.
>>34111746the question was directed at women with enough boob to grab, yes
>>34111745Frumpily>>34111748Barely
>>34111736No, I've been "the boobs girl" for so long that I don't know who I'd be without them.
I don't want to use 4chan anymore I want to improve without your help
>>34111751>FrumpilyWat's that look like
>>34111746would you slice off your nipples so you can go braless with no worrries?
Girls, do you want to cuddle and drink rosé wine?>>34111720
>>34111759I'm not an alcoholic, sorry
>>34111735>>34111694I want to lick Korra's pussy...
>>34111757No, I'm a man.
>>34111746Flatties should be busy enjoying their perfection.
>>34111762Just a couple of glasses isn't alcoholism.
>>34111764Gross
>>34111735i actually need this advice as im a permavirgin who is actually dating a girl and its getting serious nowis it good to stick my tongue inside her at all or is that a porn thing
>>34111749flease ansfer °՞(っ-ᯅ-ς)՞°
>>34111770Because I have a hart for flatties?You're creepy.
>>34111774Stop acting fruity, you're not helping your case
>>34111749People stopped thinking I was gay when I started going out with women. Now they just think I don't like sex.
>>34111736No, I like my breasts. I sometimes want to ban men from public spaces so I could go braless though
i don't even have the energy to be horny or feel love
>>34111781Must be female
>>34111780>giving dykes a pass to ogle you
>>34111763Actually, now I think about it, I just want to lick sweat off her.
>>34111780I wish women felt comfortable to dress like that around me instead of wishing I didn't exist
>>34111781Being lazy is one hell of an issue
>>34111785Lesbian horniness is pure.
>>34111790fatigue is the correct word
I have a question
Women, how do you feel about male suicide?
>>34111791Pure raunchiness. NTA, just my opinion.
>>34111785Dykes are respectful and good at sex, I'd fuck them in the street if men weren't around to gawp and harass and fine us
>>34111794It's awful to lose someone to suicide.
>>34111793Shoot.
>>34111793For the opposite gender?
>>34111796>Dykes are respectful and good at sexL.O.L
>>34111776But I'm not acting fruity, I'm acting like myself. I don't want to act a certain way just so my friendies stop calling me weird names. I feel more comfortable in boys company than in gals company, but I don't wanna date boys. ૮◞ ‸ ◟ ა
>>34111794I can't help people who don't want my help
I've been an adult for several years now and although I've done alright, I feel overwhelmed by all the things I will have to do everyday for the rest of my life just to maintain a neutral state of being. Eating healthy, exercise, working/making money, cleaning, sleeping, learning, it's never going to end, in fact my body will just deteriorate and it will get worse, So how do I deal with this feeling of overwhelm?
>>34111794Male suicide rates aren't high enough desu
>>34111788A man has never seen me without a bra
>>34111803if female just get a bfif male its over good luck, fill the void with slop
>>34111806I don't have time to get a bf doing all this stuff.
>>34111805Your nipples that ugly?
Why do women keep looking at me weird when I have my gray pants on?It's cold outside and they're fuzzy so it's warm how's that exciting?
>>34111800All the lesbians I know have been nothing but nice to me. And they don't have to be sex gurus, any demographic has an insane orgasm rate compared to straight women
>Went outside>Saw a pretty girlWhy did no one tell me that outside had these?
>>34111814I hate being an outlier. I'm a straight guy and I don't think I've ever had an orgasm.
>>34111780I don't care about your filthy lumps of fat, you stupid foid. Your body is utterly disgusting and good only as a nutrient for plants.
>>34111803>how do I deal with this feeling of overwhelm?suicide, substances, mindset copes or changing circumstances like everyone else
>>34111785I can beat up another woman. I can't beat up a man.
>>34111814I know multiple women who've had to deal with pushy lesbians.Lesbian sex lives die faster than any other demographic
>>34111816I could fix you.
>>34111805not even your father when you were growing up?
I wish I would be able to afford a house in my lifetime But if I could I would want one somewhere nice but secludedand I would want a nice laundry room with lots of places to hang the clothes, and a garden and yard, and a room for our hobbies, a cozy bedroom, medium kitchen, nice bathroom Would you marry a woman and get this kind of house with her
>>34111822>I can beat up another woman>femcel>beat up anyoneLOL
>>34111814not my fault its small, blame nature
>>34111821>suicide, substancesThose aren't healthy or conducive to the kind of life I want to live
Girls, may I eat your public hair?
>>34111803There's no magic fix, it doesn't get better than learning how to arrange things in such a way that it burdens you the least. So doing the kind of exercise that comes easy to you, a job you don't hate, how to cut time on cleaning, how to eat healthy but also stuff you enjoy... It's a learning process but as you will keep doing these things your whole life, as long as you keep looking out for it and experimenting, it's inevitable that it starts weighing you down less over time. Of course it's all relative because most people do also gain additional responsibilities over time, or new health issues etc, but yeah basically you are not going to reduce the obligations (or only at a high price like no longer having a social life) so your best bet is to focus on how you deal with them so they feel lighter anyway.It also helps to generally try to have the attitude that life is just you experiencing the world. I know a lot of people in the short run profit from turning their brain off at work or something but that is the kind of solution that will make you feel like there's no place for the real you in much of your life so I don't recommend it and would advise to take a more active engagement especially if you don't naturally enjoy it.
>>34111830do I look like I give a shit?
>>34111823>incapable of comprehending how a relationship can be happy without sex 5 times a day
>>34111824Please do.
>>34111809ugly enough that I look better in a braI don't know that, but I just haven't taken it off when I've fucked
>tfw no girl to lead around by a leash attached to a ring through her pussy lios
>>34111836Lots of men prefer the bra on during sex, simply because it's easier to focus on the rest of your bodyWhen women are topless, I see boobs and nothing else, I get extreme tunnel vision, and I want to see all of her
>>34111835I could, but I won't. Sorry. Just know you're not broken, you just haven't addressed the issue with someone who can help you yet.
>>34111836That is so incredibly weird.
I hate women so much. This bitch in my class was like do my homework for me and I'll send you nudes. Like, bitch, I've already seen nudes of the most beautiful women on the internet, I don't want to look at some 4/10 fatty. Leave me alone, ffs.
>>34111792A fancy word for... being lazy.Or maybe you are asexual, which is a shame, but you do you.
I can't just do something because I like doing it or because I don't want to do something a certain way, since there's always at least one normalfag seething about me claiming I think I'm better than everyone else. It's genuinely hard to stand people, because this behavior seems quite commonplace.
>>34111840Ok.Hope I find such a person soon.
>>34111845Wow based.
>>34111845You have to be over 18 to post here
>>34111845>anon really thinks anyone still falls for such shit bait in the year of AI
>>34111839You're really weird.
>>34111735is the alphabet thing true?like try A, B, C, etc and see what gets the best reaction?
>there are actually freckled red haired girls that don't realise they are the pinnacle of beauty.
>>34111838This but she has a tail butt plug, dog ears and a collar on
>>34111838*trips*
You should buy a Dyson
>>34111832Thank you>>34111833You answered
>>34111804Hot
>>34111865Do you want to watch her pee too?
>>34111834>OK its true but so what! Lmfaoo
>>34111868If I could afford a Dyson sphere, I wouldn't be on atoga right now.
>>34111862NTA but the alphabet trick is just for when you kind of freeze because you don't know what to do or try, it gives you something to occupy your togue with. The results you'll get will have more to do with the timing of your licks and just how nicely you hit her than with the specific letter you're tracing anyway. I think if you feel comfortable, it is better to just explore her in the way that feels best to you. On the receiving end you can tell the difference between a guy who's just trying to hit you with a bunch of different motions, kind of automated, vs someone who is lost in the sensation of how you feel and taste and just devoures and savors you like you're ice cream.
>>34111735>Long, firm sweeps and not that stupid fucking tongue flicking thing they do in porn. That shit pisses me off like you wouldn't believe.Lol. Dani Daniels does that.
>>34111872Absolutely>>34111868Dysons are overrated as hell
>>34111877I should have realised I was too far gone when I started recognising porn star names.
>>34111826Yes, happily.
>>34111874>Dyson sphereIs this new vacuum cleaner or hair dryer?
>>34111773>is it good to stick my tongue inside her at all or is that a porn thingNo, it doesn't really do much in the way of pleasure and it's kind of awkward. Better to leave penetration to your fingers.>>34111791>>34111796Based>>34111823>Lesbian sex lives die faster than any other demographicBecause women don't like initiating. Plus sex is more for us than just yanking on an appendage for two minites before we blow our bleachy load into our own belly button.>>34111862>like try A, B, C, etc and see what gets the best reaction?No, and women can tell when you're doing it, and it makes you seem like a virgin.
>>34111876damn kinda wanna try it now
>>34111868I'm happy enough with my Shark, but Dysons are very nice.
>>34111883It's a hypothetical sci-fi thing,https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dyson_sphere
>>34111884Even dykes despise virgin men, its beyond fucking over
>>34111883its a sci-fi concept that makes no sense but is cool enough for people to pretend it does.
>>34111622Every woman wants to bone Hasan Piker.
>>34111736No but I do wish I could shrink the skin around them with a blow dryer the way you do with that plastic to winterize your windows.
>>34111884I was told Korra would end with sudden lesbians (technically bisexuals lesing out) out of nowhere.I feel cheated that I was lied to and they were only confirmed lesbian in a fucking twitter post.I demand 20 minutes of raw Korra scissoring as compensation.
>>34111622Me on the top right
>>34111884>Plus sex is more for usSo women sex is more magical and pure unlike those shallow moids, but its not magical and special enough to bother with after a decade
>>34111881Recognizing names ITT wasn't bad enough?
Dicks are gay.With lesbians, there are no dicks involved.Thefore lesbians are not gay.My logic is flawless, you cannot disprove it.
>>34111897I dated a guy from 19 till 29 and I fucking hated the sex and hated him for begging for pussy nonstop and hated myself for giving in to it because I was afraid he'd cheat or take it by force. Happy to contribute to straight sex longevity statistics
>>34111900It's only QT and JH that I recognise here. And they amuse me.
>>34111902Your fault
>>34111735>>34111876So it's more about rhythm and full movements? Am I making large, methodical, equal licks like I would be if I were in the sugar cookie game on squid game? Using this example because I recently tried it and it's the closest thing I can think of to eating pussy right now. The crystals will scratch the FUCK out of your tongue and your entire tongue will burn for the rest of the day.
>>34111897Even if you love Disneyland going every day for 10 years would get old. Wouldn't know though I've never made it past 2 and a half years. When I don't want to it's almost always because of some kind of external stress I'm experiencing it isn't that I just don't want his dick.
Lesbians are the dirtiest, grossest creatures to ever exist. Looking at a woman kissing a woman is so repulsive, it makes me want to puke. Every lesbian I knew was some bottom of the barrel crack whore that even the homeless won't touch, so she has no choice but to have sex with other women. I would never touch a bitch if I knew she had lesbian sex before, this is just beyond disgusting. Okay, I thought a little. Lesbians are the second grossest creatures. Male lesbian simps are the grossest.
>>34111897NTA. It's more that women crave variety in sexual partners. Straight women lose interest in after only a year on average, but they'll continue having it to keep us around. Women are naturally slutty.
>>34111902Women have miserable sex lives because they either don't know what they want, or they are deluded about what they want, and when they want something they won't even ask for it, and then resort to using sex as a tool to keep or control a man
>>34111913Lesbians are the most perfect beings to exist. Watching to lesbians kiss is like watching two fragments of a shattered Goddess try to reassemble themselves.
>>34111732Same. It’s your age. Old
>>34111884>>34111895I would also accept 30 minutes of Asami fingering herself interspersed with Kora lifting weights naked.
>>34111916You're the grossest, as I said. The most pathetic "man" in this general. I'm so repulsed by you, as I have never been repulsed by any human being in my whole life. Your boundless delusion and self-hate are bigger than I can grasp.
>>34111907Yeah, I should have embraced singlehood and celibacy earlier>>34111915I want communication, I want to be held and I want an orgasm. I don't know why these are fundamentally incompatible with what men offer
>>34111909Eh the closest I can get is imagine you were trying to create a rhythm when dancing or playing a drum or something. You want to alternate a steady, pulsing rhythm with something that is surprising, a change of pace, a new/sudden move, going harder or softer. It's like that and that way you get the best of both worlds, because you keep at certain things longer she has time to relax more and get into it more over time - doing new things all the time will just throw her off and make it harder to reach climax. While also showing in changes and surprise to keep her on her thoes and prevent a sensation from just dulling because it goes on too long, which can also be a thing (and is a reason to e.g. change positions during sex to prevent it). So yes rhythm is important but that specifically means mixing things up, including switching between alternating and keeping at what you do for a bit. This probably sounds really complex but if you were receiving head you'd probably also both want her to try different things and not rush through all of them.
>>34111891>Even dykes despise virgin men, its beyond fucking overWe don't despise virgin men, but false confidence is always a turnoff. If a man said, "I'm inexperienced and need you to tell me what you like," it would be infinitely more attractive than him fumbling around down there.>>34111893>Every woman wants to bone Hasan Piker.Hasan is physically attractive but his personality, politics, and performativeness are disgusting.>>34111895>I feel cheated that I was lied to and they were only confirmed lesbian in a fucking twitter postThere is significant Korrasami in the comics. They even sleep in the same bed, so you know they're fucking.>>34111897Relationships are more than just sex. Libido is fickle, whimsical even. It comes and goes, but so long as the love remains, the relationship can stay strong. Stronger than one that requires sex, at least.>>34111909>So it's more about rhythm and full movements?Generally, yes. Every woman will be different, but the universal trick is consistency. If a woman likes something, keep doing it. Steady tempo, steady pressure. >>34111913>I would never touch a bitch if I knew she had lesbian sex beforeLiterally fell to my knees in a thrift store reading this. Now I'm eating out all the other lesbians.
>>34111914>t. male anon who watches a different porn actress and OF model every day
>>34111923You're lazy, selfish, and you don't communicate. You got what you asked for.
The Legend of Whorra.
>>34111913>she has no choice but to have sex with other womenStop projecting male bisexuality onto women. Getting a date with a woman is very hard whereas even you could find a man to fuck within 15 minutes if you wanted it.
>>34111923It is fundamentally incompatible with the men you choose, women are incapable of making good choices in regards to men
>>34111673If you had ever actually worked a day in your life, you would know who the most abusive customers are!
>>34111902that sucks but >10 fucking years of thinking you'll be raped for not wanting to have sex>and willingly staying with this personYou're legitimately insane and are in dire need of serious psychological help.
>>34111925>Literally fell to my knees in a thrift store reading this. Now I'm eating out all the other lesbians.Continue doing it, sorry for lashing out, I'm off my meds.
>>34111925>There is significant Korrasami in the comics. They even sleep in the same bed, so you know they're fucking.This is the only reason I acknowledge it as canon. I haven't read any of them yet though, so far I've only read "The Promise".
>>34111902>hated him for begging for pussy nonstopWhy did he have to beg?If you aren't compatible in terms of libido, why would you stick around?Was this a forced marriage or some shit?
>>34111923>I want communication, I want to be held and I want an orgasm. I don't know why these are fundamentally incompatible with what men offerTry a bisexual one. Not kidding.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZJLrAKCiow
>>34111928I'd pay just to be allowed to sniff her pussy to be honest.
>>34111926Stop projecting
>>34111936why does being bisexual helpt. bisexual virgin
You guys have blackpilled me about approaching moids again
>>34111925How many of their fanart do you have?
>>34111942>approaching moidsDoes not happen.
>>34111902How rich was he?
>>34111925>We don't despise virgin men, but false confidence is always a turnoffA lack of confidence is even worse in women's eyes, and most of you do not want to give instructions
>>34111913I feel like puking everytime I see Marilyn Monroe.
>>34111944She probably means saying hello on an anonymous image board.
>>34111940They're less threatened by the idea of doing things that seem "feminine" to straight guys. Still shit communicators but they put a little more effort into it.
>>34111943Hey, that's last one was from an official comic I think.
>>34111942Femanons have me permanently blackpilled about women so it's fair
>>34111946>need to be walked like a dog and told how to be confident, be a man, have sex properlyi think she wants a man, not a pet.
>>34111947To be fair I've never understood why people go crazy about her when you could be simping for Audrey Hepburn instead.
>>34111942I'm blackpilled about approaching women every second they open their mouths on this website
>>34111936How does him taking meat in the can make him better?
>>34111950Yeah I fugured that
It's the first of January, and you're already blackpilled?
>>34111942Why? We dont bite unless you want ;)
>>34111942You were never going to do that anyway
waiting for the one
>>34111952>just be confident even though you have zero experience and you are way behind, you just want your hand held!!
>>34111963Literally, yes. You fucking up your entire life and being way behind is nobody else's fault and nobody else is obligated to fix it for you. I don't get what the problem is here. I have never needed to beg a woman to teach me how to be a man or have sex. Skill issue.
>>34111581Good for you, anon!
>>34111929Lmao, every dude I know gets a girl in like an hour. Maybe you're just so bad at it that you're projecting your anecdotal experience into a generalization. Also, it's much harder to date as a bisexual man because of stronger stigmatization and homophobia in society. Finding some loser to fuck you is easy, but dating is much harder. Like, you'll never know if someone is actually gay or them being a gay couple, whereas with lesbians it's so obvious. Like, fuck, some dyke got hired at my friend's company and after a day she found some quiet loser girl to fuck. I'm heterosexual with aspd.
>>34111925>Stronger than one that requires sex, at least.I consider it a red flag if someone talks about sex this way. If sex is "shallow" and not as strong as "real love" thats because you've treated sex that way
>>34111955He might just put meat in cans, a lot of em are still weird about their buttholes.See >>34111949
>>34111966Did entj just wake up?
>>34111973>being disgusted by other men failing at basic male behavior and being competent adults makes me entjAlright man, stay how you are then.
Preaching the blackpill hours.
>>34111973I don't care if it's entj, he's spitting facts
>>34111925>Libido is fickle, whimsical even.Generally not for men.It's been two decades of wanting to cum twice a day for me. Minimum.
>>34109765
>foids>just ask her what she wants, she will tell you and its the best way>also foids>durr she doenst want a pet, either you can do it or cant
>>34111933>Continue doing it, sorry for lashing out, I'm off my meds.There is no apology necessary. We all have our moments of weakness.>>34111943>How many of their fanart do you have?My folder is over 700 images, but I can't post about half of them here without getting banned. >>34111946>A lack of confidence is even worse in women's eyes, and most of you do not want to give instructionsHard disagree. Being humble, for most women, is not a bad thing.>>34111955>How does him taking meat in the can make him better?I think the implication is that bi men are more inherently giving, which isn't true. Meet enough gay and bi men and you realize they're not really different from straight guys.>>34111970>If sex is "shallow" and not as strong as "real love" thats because you've treated sex that wayI agree. Sex has as much meaning as you put into it. Problem is many people think it's casual when it's not, that's how you get FWB who catch feelings or get your self-esteem demolished after a string of "meaningless" hookups. My point however is that there are people who are in relationships just for sex or sexual exclusivity and not because they actually love the person they're with. And I would much rather have a chaste relationship with love than a sexual one without it.
>>34111946You're right I don't want to give instructions. If I have to initiate and lead you the entire way that's the turnoff take some initiative and if you need instruction ask a fucking question. Do something and ask if you're doing it right don't just wait for someone to do it for you.
>>34111981You make men as a whole look bad when you post this kind of shit onlineShe's right and you are a little bitch
Thread is garbage
>>34111695I come here for the illusion that I'm talking to women. That's about as close as I get to the real thing.
>>34111927>You're lazy, selfish, and you don't communicateNone of this describes me>You got what you asked for.I asked for an emotionally stable, sexually inexperienced and exclusive, employed man my age who cooked, picked up after himself, didn't lie or abuse me and had similar life goals. And I most definitely did not get that since such men don't exist.I was outright very lucky to get a retarded cunt who shat and pissed his undies and was awful in bed and I will never luck out like that again. He was a true top 5% male.>>34111935I have a high libido, it's just that the sex was bad and left me blueballed every time so I stopped being super eager for it a year or so in.>>34111932I discussed our issues with professionals as well as other women extensively while we were dating. It's just the usual state of mind you tend to adopt when you date a heterosexual man.I'm sure you conversely think that begging for sex and wearing your unwilling partner down to gain consent is OK and expected
>>34111986>You make men as a whole look bad when you post this kind of shit onlineOhh my sides, fuck. Ohhh, I can't. This is enough internet for me for today. Good night everyone.
>>34111983>My folder is over 700 images, but I can't post about half of them here without getting banned.Please dump it all on aco.
Honestly though, if a guy who has had relationships in the past (unlike my khhv ass) never bothers to approach me first then why should I? It's clear that he doesn't like me that way.
>>34111983>Being humbleThe caveat is that you need to already be viewed as superior first. Who actually cares about a humble loser?
>>34111988This thread is enough for me to say that adv should do what soc did and just ban the atoga general.
>>34111991>I'm sure you conversely think that begging for sex and wearing your unwilling partner down to gain consent is OK and expectedNo. Not even remotely, because I'm not a crazy person. I'm not being patronizing or joking here, if you legitimately had sex with someone for a decade whilst sincerely believing you'd be raped if you said no, you are ill and I deeply hope you find the help you need.
Do women really grow up having sexual fantasies about Santa Claus?
Honestly though, if a girl who has had relationships in the past (unlike my khhv ass) never bothers to approach me first then why should I? It's clear that he doesn't like me that way.
>>34111988It's the new year and everyone is stressed about being single again
>>34111983>I think the implication is that bi men are more inherently giving, which isn't true.NTA but I agree that bisexual men on average are better for what that anon voiced and it's not because they're more inherently giving. Gay sex just requires more and better communication because stuff like who's top who's bottom (and do you alternate or not), what is and isn't on the table in terms of sex acts etc needs to be negioated more. So bi men usually are more chill about understanding that a good sexual click often requires work and communication and isn't just magically there. Also many straight men have a harder time relating to women or being romantic/vulnerable/communicative because it does not align with their idea of a "real man" (stoic, no doubt or insecurity). Bisexual men are also less likely to struggle with that because not being straight means they already are not in the running for meeting the cookie cutter stereotype of a man's man.
>>34112003Fuck off moron
>>34111742I've been talking to this girl for a few weeks and we're planning to meet on Sunday for a date. We've already talked on the phone and we both feel like we're really compatible.
>>34111991>a year or so in.That shit would have not flown with me, let alone an entire fucking decade.You are not responsible for him being a wetbag, but for sticking around for so long.>I'm sure you conversely think that begging for sex and wearing your unwilling partner down to gain consent is OK and expectedNTA, but no, I would leave that shit pretty fast if I felt like my gf did it just because feels pressured to and it's not some kind of roleplay, but a daily issue with her.What he wanted and you gave him is a bangmaid.
>>34112003If you acknowledge that it's possible for you to be interested but too shy/hesitant or whatever to take the first step, why wouldn't the same apply to her? It's not like having been in a relationship once makes you immune to future rejection. Plus a lot of women are bothered by the idea that men are supposed to initiate so if the guy doesn't then apparently that's a clear sign he doesn't want to... your logic basically. Or they think it reads desperate and will make the man value her attention less. I don't agree for the record but I know this is a thing for some.Don't look at it as charity, just approach when the idea of definitely missing out is so bad that even risking making a fool of yourself to have a tiny shot is a good deal.
>>34111993>Please dump it all on aco.I might, actually. I'll make sure to link it here if I do.>>34111997>Who actually cares about a humble loser?Most people don't go through life looking at people as winners/losers. Unless you're having insecurity-fueled crashouts in public, most people aren't going to be like "What a loser.">>34112002>Do women really grow up having sexual fantasies about Santa Claus?I want to fuck Gordon Ryan dressed as Santa.
>>34111966Most males are unloved since the average woman does not know how to love, and for most men nowadays it's not even getting to the point where they are even in that position. Most men are provider mules, as soon as he stops providing the divorce and break ups come in and they are coming in fast nowadays, since there are countless other males lined up ready to step up to the plate and wage their life away for some average broad that will never love them.Of course once they manage to lock in some average woman and slowly realize they are not being loved, they bank on the children so they breed the sow in hopes that he will get the love that he so desperately craves from his children, this may come for some when the children are little and dependent on their parents but eventually that too fades away.
>>34111983Gay bi dudes are the most misogynistic ime
>>34112008Yeah bullshitWomen have plenty of faultBasically all of them would rather die than tell their bf how to please them properly
>>34112014The only thing I want is to be a bang manservant. Or a house husband later. If she expects me to lead, it means she's obviously not the one, so there is no need for me to bother with her.
I am not losing my virginity at 27 to a woman who will turn around in 5 years and tell me "I just don't feel that way about sex anymore" and "relationships are more than just sex you know!"
>>34112014You responded to a troll loser, don't think he's gonna take your advice
I think I'm just gonna kill myselfI was never meant for this world and you guys are proving that today
>>34112021why are men so unwilling to be men?Is it unironically estrogen and microplastics? How can you not be ashamed of this mindset?
>>34112018Nah they dont have the incel rage
Men who haven't had threesomes aren't really men.
>>34112019I did not mean to imply that all women are excellent communicators, you are right about that, buf if you are a woman that is direct and explicit it can sure be a challenge to find a guy that can respond in kind.
>>34112026>Please someone look at my bait *cries*You're so pathetic, just kys already.
>>34112030Sarge
Anons ignore my post but respond to that fucking troll that copied it, you are all idiots and I hate you
>>34111999>No. Not even remotely, because I'm not a crazy personGood on you but 99% of men will and do beg for pussy and see their gf/wife as the immoral party for making them beg>believing you'd be raped if you said noHaving a normal reaction to common male behavior doesn't make me insane. I doubt you'll find many women who have no experience with men keeping up or starkly increasing the pressure after a "no, I don't want to have sex", those types of interactions happened to me multiple times per day when I used dating apps and non-anonymous social media
>>34112021>If she expects me to leadIt's not as black and white, though, it's also possible she simply never noticed you sexually, but did once you made your interest clear or let it shine through. A lot of people are sexually quite sensitive to realizing they are hot to someone else, even if that's someone they didn't already spontaneously notice. I think most people (that aren't actively sexually deprived and frustrated) have a share of people in their life they just never deeply considered sexually, which is not the same as not potentially being interested at all.
>>34112034You first you pathetic loser. Jump off a cliff and die
>>34112016>Most people don't go through lifeCorrect, but they feel other people on an instinctual level, especially in what they are attracted to. Women are attracted to men they feel are superior to them in some way.
>>34112027Go to therapy or church or something. And stop falling for bait posts.
>>34112031truke
>>34112042Stop responding to him you moron
>>34112029Why should I "be a man"? What for? I want to enjoy my life and be myself, not to follow stereotypes about men while crying within for no reward. If no woman makes a move on me in the future, I would rather stay alone forever. I'm talking to multiple women, but if they won't make a move, I won't do it either.
>>34112032Yet to see a woman alive that is that direct
>>34112042Well, maybe you're right. I could give hints, but if she won't bite, then I won't proceed and we will just stay friends.
>wanna donate sperm>having adhd makes me basically a non-starter despite high IQ, solid academics, solid job, and being 6'4 with green eyesdamn bro i didnt think it was seen so badly. was really hoping i could get some cash.Genders, would a potential donor having ADHD be offputting for you? Assuming you needed one
>>34112062She won't bite because you're a pathetic troll. Fuck off already.
>>34112068Take your meds schizo. /atoga/ is not your playground.
>>34112066are green eyes good? are brown green eyes worse?
>>34112066>gigachad>fake diseaseWhat's the problem
>>34112066I can't donate sperm because I'm short, even though I'm otherwise healthy and successful. It's horseshit.
>>34112071I was told by the donation clinic during the in-person interview that features like mine are highly desirable in most cases.>>34112074Real enough to stop me from getting a solid cashflow, apparently.
>>34112069You are the one who started shitting up the thread, faggot
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
enough blackpill for the first day of the year, going back to playing vidya
>>34112066I want >him to donate into me the old fashioned way.
i was in love with what me and her could have been
>>34112079I just described my situation with one girl.
>>34112066MWouldn't want an adhd kid
>>34112078Crazy how casually nordicist most people actually are, especially outside of the western world
Girls. how's this answer looking to you>Hey L, I'll be honest. I didn't think it was fair that after the party you said you wanted to forget about it and then ghosted me. Even if that was your answer. That's why I'm distancing myself from you.
>>34112066Any man who goes to donate sperm should be executed
>>34112095I don't really get it, if she ghosted you, what are you responding to? Are you just trying to get the last word in? A sort of "you can't fire me, I quit"? If she actually asked, apparently she did not "ghost" you so don't phrase it that way, it sounds dramatic. Just tell her you are being more distant because you didn't like how she treated you.
>>34112098why
>>34112066Why would you want to donate sperm?
>>34112099If she's gonna pull me aside and want to talk about why i'm being just neutral to her.I'm gonna see this girl on the regular in a group setting.>because you didn't like how she treated you.Basically what i'm trying to say, if she even wants to talk and doesn't just go all "nothing happened"
>>34112087That would be limerence, my nigga.
>>34112102Not him but from what I know it isn't rare for men to be invested in the idea that their genetic material is walking around somewhere and especially if you don't know if you'll ever have or even want a family of your own, this can be a way to feel like you secured it I guess?
Men, can you clap your feet?
>>34112108i clap cheeks like a G
>>34112108Well duh, obviously. How fucking uncoordinated would a person have to be to not be able to do that?
>>34112103I doubt she will, most people are kind of reluctant to put another person on the spot to maybe confess that they cooled on them. For the record if she does do this and you want the least risk of drama possible, just tell her you didn't realize you had, give her nothing, shrug it off.>Basically what I'm trying to sayThe difference is I'm being so vague and general that there's nothing to pick at. What you wrote can be argued with more easily - what is "fair", what is "ghosting". The more personal you keep it - you don't like her behavior - the less there is for her to discuss, she cannot argue you just liking her less than you did previously.This is assuming you are being straightforward about this and are not just trying to indirectly get her to apologize by giving her the cold shoulder.
>>34112108Yeah.
>>34112102Good pay for very little time and effort. I'm short on cash, I take care of my mom atm.
>>34112106That's a really dumb thing to care about in my opinion. There's nothing particularly special about your genes.
>>34112113>just tell her you didn't realize you had, give her nothing, shrug it off.Fair, although i want her to know in the most mature way possible, that she overstepped what i deem to be my standards.Not in a "gotcha" or demeaning way, just outright tell her the actual reason why i'm the way i am to her now>what is "fair", what is "ghosting". Fair being to give the other person a headsup, not letting them stay in a fog of whatifsAnd well ghosting, that's just a fact, she responded to 2 texts both being very dismissive about the night, then proceeding to outright ghost me.That's not a behaviour i tolerate for myself.
>>34112101He's helping to create single mothers and fatherless children. The single mothers will mostly be libtard women who raise terrible people. You think I couldn't use the extra money from jerking off into a cup a couple times a month? I couldn't live with myself if I was participating in that.
Women who hate (or simply have no interest in) sucking dick: How often (if at all) would you be willing to suck your BF's dick if you knew he was super into it and he was otherwise a great BF?
>>34112123Hard to say exactly how often but I would definitely do it more if I knew it was a way to blow his mind too, my bf's pretty take it or leave it about oral compared to penetration. It would also make a big difference the more vocal and responsive he is though. Even if you know your partner really enjoys it, if they just lie there like a mannequin you do not get that pride, rush, sense of reward etc while it goes on. I've been with one guy who was a lot more vocal than my other partners (like moaning during kissing, blurting out dirty talk while being blown) and it makes a big difference not so much when everything feels 10/10 but exactly for those situations where you are physically uncomfortable or mentally distracted and it's the situation as a whole that might sell you on it still. Playing to a super eager crowd is so fun.
Am I controlling if I was upset when my bf suddenly got into the idea of donating sperm?They interviewed him and discovered he was a subhuman but I was deeply unhappy thinking he'd discussed sex-adjacent things with his pals and gotten super excited about the prospect of cumming in some facility and getting his kids put into a different woman when he's dating to marry me.
>>34112118NTAThe appeal, to me at least, is that it's still some component of "you" that will exist long into the future. It's potentially the biggest impact you can have in the world. People would literally exist because of you, and then those people could have children, and then those people, and so on.
>>34112127What did he say that you really liked?
>>34112118On the one hand I can't say I personally relate at all, then again I'm a woman so what would I know about the temptation of having offspring like that, not like I could do it. And biologically of course we have a huge drive to procreate and every living organism is in a way invested in spreading their genes, it's just that for most it is a lot more subconscious, they desire a baby or to creampie their partner but not literally to spread their seed. For some it's more literal too I guess. But it makes sense that the urge is there, biologically it is not dumb but the single most important thing.
Girls, would you rather your city be invaded by Somalis, or Indians?
>>34112088And I was describing my own situation but you are a pathetic troll with no empathy.
>>34112128>interviewed him and discovered he was a subhumanlmfao
>>34112130Overall it was just the level of eagerness, enthusiasm and engagement, I was only with him twice and nothing he said was particularly shocking or special, it just sounded really heartfelt. Okay I remember him moaning out he wanted to feel "that mouth" on his dick after a particularly intense bit of making out, that was really hot because it made me feel exactly how excited he was not just for oral but specifically to feel me doing that and find out what that's like.
>>34112135thanks this will give me nightmares
>>34112127AYRTIt's always disheartening to read tips like this (I know I kind of invited it, so it's my fault), as I've always been vocal and enthusiastic about receiving oral, yet blowjobs always dried up in every relationship I've ever been in. Even women who claimed to have an oral fixation slowly lost interest. I'm hygienic, I keep things shaved, I've always been eager to return the favor, and so on. It feels like a stupid cop out to say I'm just cursed, but damn it, that's what it feels like at this point.
If a girl threw up while sucking my dick, I'd be so fucking mad at her
>>34112129>is that it's still some component of "you" that will exist long into the future.You'll still be dead, and if it's about genes well you presumably have relatives who are having kids that share a lot of your genes who will have kids. It's not like you're an endangered species.> It's potentially the biggest impact you can have in the world. People would literally exist because of you, and then those people could have children, and then those people, and so on.There are already people having kids, I don't see what difference a few more in the world will make just because they're yours.
>>34112154vomit vile acid in your dick hole eww
>>34112149I'm sorry anon. FWIW it is quite common and I find it hard to say why too, in my relationship we had a lot of oral sex both ways at the start, a few years in (now) it's not off the table but it's definitely rare. I guess it is a combination where penetration feels just easiest (you both get off and neither spends time doing something that feels a bit like a chore, assuming you both do really like penetrative sex) and I think a lot of people often experience oral sex as "good dirty" but it can definitely flip to "dirty-dirty" sometimes especially after the honeymoon phase ended when your brain is slightly more clear-headed. I know for me it is also kind of a vicious cycle, I put off giving oral a lot because my gag reflex is really trigger happy and it's usually only when I'm doing it that I can really tell how my body takes it. But if I haven't given head in a long time I definitely don't want to start only to call it quits half a minute later and have my partner be disappointed. In the very early stages I was so frantic to impress it was easier to push past that, I have literally swallowed down vomit just to not ruin the mood, more than once. But it doesn't come as natural anymore now that we are much more comfortable, even though our sex life is overall still great.I guess all I can say is I feel for any act people don't do (often), it's about them or their associations (sensory, prior experiences, physically, anything) more than about you, especially if they started out giving head eagerly... It still sucks though. I guess then my best tip is to bring it up sometimes during dirty talk like a sexy tip to rock your world, instead of requesting it in earnest straight up, or complaining about it. Plant the seed but let her pick the time?
>>34112145>storia di un anno>anno Lmao
>>34112154Well then stop pushing my head or thrusting into it
>>34112163apparently he had erectile dysfunction
>>34112155You're thinking about it too concretely. Like, yes, technically, nothing really matters after you die, but it's natural to care about things beyond yourself.To put it another way, if you go back enough generations, people then are the ancestors of literally all people living today. On the other hand, there were people who have no living descendents at all. I want to be part of the "ancestor of all of humanity" club.
>>34112136Yeah, yeah. You post this weak bait 7 times a day.
>>34112172>I want to be part of the "ancestor of all of humanity" club.Why?
>>34112110https://www.tiktok.com/@savannahsinging/video/7307165509311712558
>>34112180What an odd question. It seems plainly obvious. Because I don't want all evidence that I ever lived to disappear? Because I want to be related to the future, even long after I'm forgotten, even when, genetically speaking, none of my descendents will be more closely related to me than they are to each other?
Happy New Yearhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=td5O5jfl9Xs
>>34112189>tiktokMan, just when I thought I couldn't respect you any less.
>>34112135getting invaded by somali pirates would be pretty cool
>>34112191>Because I don't want all evidence that I ever lived to disappear? Because I want to be related to the future, even long after I'm forgotten, even when, genetically speaking, none of my descendents will be more closely related to me than they are to each other?Unless you somehow came out of the hole in the ground you will be related to the people of the future anyway.
>>34112196You forgot your question
>>34112193I don't have enough energy to find or make it a webm.It's the *aring girly voice* "well look at this... jesus... well look at this" gamegrumps meme. There.
Today I was too lazy and haven't done my cardio. Roast me. I'm 5'7, 135lbs, such a fat male pig.
My skin looks so awful and I'm worried accutane will make it worse
>>34112211SmolI bet you have 29" bird hips for big women to bounce on.
>>34112212You realise you're in the thread for asking questions
>>34112211>tfw I'm 5'2" and 120lbs
WomenShould I approach you if I see you at the museum?
>>34112135>Girls, would you rather your city be invaded by Somalis, or Indians?Somalis because at least they don't breed like cockroaches and police won't care if you shoot them in self-defense.>>34112215>implying he's not getting pegged
>>34112223Sure, it's a public open place and just being there tells me we have a shared interest
>>34112215Pedophile
>>34112154That needs to happen once so you know how deep you can go safely
>>34112160I wish your advice was applicable.
>>34112229What if you are there with friends
>>34112154>girls can generally fully deepthroat me with no risk of this happeningbeing a dicklet has some (very few) benefits
>>34112223I think approaching is fine, like making a comment about a work of art you're both looking at and seeing if you get a smile or serious reply. Don't keep trying if it does not instantly turn into a reciprocal thing though. A lot of people go to museums to recharge and have alone time, don't make them tell you to leave them alone before moving on.
>>34112240When I'm done teaching you a lesson, then I can be sure it'll only happen once.
>>34112249Ok, but i'm a man and you're going to be the one getting fucked. Sorry.
>>34112243Then you can still introduce yourself and chat if you wantI assume "approach" just means talking>>34112247Agreed, and I'm picturing a library atmosphere where people are keeping their voices low
>>34112246In my experience, a guy who doesn't make me gag when I blow him won't bottom out in me either. So it's the greenlight to let him to pummel me into a crater in the bed without me worrying.
>>34112223if you have something interesting to say about a piece, sure, but don't come at me with plump bullshit at least make it seem like there is something going on behind those eyes and we have a shared interest
>>34112254is that sort of hammering the only way a smaller dude can be fun to be with? i dont really have that in me but if it means she'll enjoy it more i can try
What was your biggest regret last year?
>>34112237Nah, this is real nature, baby.
>>34112262No, it's just an observation. I've never been with a guy with a dick less than like 4.5", but I've never had sex that left me disappointed because of the guy's dick size. What disappointed me was when they were unable to get and stay hard, they finished too early, they had no stamina, they were selfish in bed, etc.
>>34112267being a piece of shit to people that didnt deserve it or in general not really knowing how to act in most situations, taking everything for granted even if it might not last much longer
>>34112267honestly, I did the best I could given the circumstances, I have no regrets
>>34112267Not letting him knock me up when we were intensely intimate and he genuinely asked to start a family.
>>34112215My legs actually looks great, long, slim legs with nicely wide thighs and a big, soft ass.
>>34112267Getting diabetes
>>34112254As a well-endowed man, that's definitely been an issue. There are certain positions I can't do with my gf if it turns out she's not fully aroused.
>>34112284Sounds like a not so great experience. Are you ok?
Girls, how do you want your boyfriend to degrade you?
>>34112267Giving romantic relationships one more chance. Shouldn't have bothered. Now I have to wait long enough for him to not think it's because of him to kill myself.
>>34112267Not getting a second vasectomy sooner.
>>34112289I do not.
>>34112267Being drunk/high too often
>>34112289by treating me like a gold digger and showering me with money that would be so degrading, it would destroy me
>>34112272that makes me feel less anxious to hear anon thank you
>>34112287My current bf is the first guy I've ever dated who was too big. I'm still not used to it, honestly. Like physically and mentally. I still try to have sex like I've always enjoyed, and it consistently leaves me very sore and raw. It's worth it over not having sex, though, for sure.
>>34112289I want my man to punch me in the face with full force. Suddenly and unexpectedly, to assert his dominance over me in a way I never experienced. And I'm sure every girl like this too, they won't ever forget you if you do it.
>>34112288I'm mostly fine except for the diabetes
Is it wrong to date mom’s just so I can tell their kids that I fucked their mom?
>>34112293Hey what's up every body this is Cr1TiKaL, I'm playing "Degrade BV as I deposit my cum in her pussy". Let's do this shit.
>>34112297I actually do have a slight fantasy of slapping my credit card against a girl's head while she sucks my dick. I want to feel like I'm so fucking rich.
>>34112223Me? No. Other women? Maybe.>>34112289I don't
>>34112298If my experiences and opinions can somehow make someone feel better, then that's pretty convenient. Because I'm not here to sugarcoat shit.
>>34112289The only degradation I'd like is during roleplay. Ideally racially motivated roleplay.
>>34112284>>34112288>>34112302Sometimes you people can be funny.
>>34112305not entirely sure if it has the same gravitas if your total card balance is 14.88
>>34112304You guys are so fucking retarded it's comical.
>>34112312Are you a nigger?
>>34112289I'm only ok with this in a defensive way. Like him fighting other guys because I'm HIS fuckdoll, not theirs.
>>34112317thats JH anon
>>34112317Fuck you. We aren't roleplaying.
>>34112316You use tiktok, so you're as retarded as they come.
>>34112267Being a meek push-over in certain situations
Girls, would you be upset with your boyfriend if he revealed to you that he has preordered seven boxes of WWE trading cards for a total of $175?
>MEN NEED SEX MUCH MORE THAN WOMEN!!!!>every straight/bi woman itt talks about how she can't live without a cock>most men itt are okay without a pussyexplain
>>34112312Shieeet
>>34112326I don even have one. I lilerally don't even careeuuuhhhh.
>>34112128M. It is absolutely bizarre that he didn't discuss it with you first.
>>34112332The women are lying, and the men are forced to adapt to insurmountable circumstances.
>>34112330You still forgot your question
>>34112332Pornography. I look at porn, cum and can't physiologically cum again for a certain amount of time. Women could cum all day, it's different for them.
>>34112323Lucky guess.>>34112329Assuming he has a job and doesn't constantly buy things beyond his means, that's perfectly fine. >>34112333I'll kill you.
>>34112334Yeah, that's because you're a balding 40 year old who looks too embarrassing to post on tik tok.
>>34112329is he rich? then he can do whatever the fuck he wants with the extra moneis he broke? then yeah cause I don't want retard penis inside of me
So what's the meta strat for approaching a girl who's with either a friend or a group of friends?
>>34112329He better drop and give me 7 separate box pushup sessions whenever I say.
34112332>>most men itt are okay without a pussyYou are, once again, imagining things to get (You)s.
>>34112267I think i lost my chance with a guy I like
>>34112289Idk. Call me a shortstack or a bimbo? I'm used to men insulting me, so I'm not sure how he could stand out.
>>34112128>They interviewed him and discovered he was a subhumanwut
>>34112123You should never do anything sexual that you're not enthusiastic about. It doesn't matter why you're enthusiastic, of course - "I'm enthusiastic because my partner loves it" is a perfectly good reason to be - but if you actually *hate* doing something, then you shouldn't do it at all, ever; trying will damage your whole sex life.
>>34112352Hey I recognize you. No other girl talks about wanting to be a bimbo. I wish I could make you into the fucktoy you fantasize about becoming.
>>34112344And you gave your mom a blumpkin after I put a baby sister there for you.
>>34112351Did he find an other?>>34112352Are you short?Do you carry yourself like a bimbo?
>>34112329Not really, you like what you like
>>34112348Use taunt to separate her from the pack, then stun her and quickly AOE down her friends
>>34112301Moid hands.
>>34112348Pure confidence and acknowledge everyone there
>>34112357>>34112359>more newfags can't spot the most obvious JH posts
>>34112357You think so? I haven't posted here in weeks.>>34112359I'm very short yes, but I'm not sure what a bimbo is, other than female with boobs.
>>34112309chills
>>34112332Men don't need sex nearly as much as they think they do.
>>34112369Short is good. Any guy calling you shortstack thinks you're cute.
>>34112356I think you've misread the situation, though that is absolutely sound advice.
>>34112359Don’t think so. I got very busy and didn’t text him much
>>34112348You need to be in a group of equal size yourself.
>>34112301lmfaomost dicklet hands in the history of tiny dicked men
>>34112366I don't want to be called a "shortstack". Your stupid fucking porn terms do nothing for me. Fix your radar, or be less smug when you're wrong.
>>34112371I wouldn't mind getting my dick sucked daily at least
WomenSingle or taken?How many men hit on you in a week?Do you use dating apps? How long and how many matches do you have?
>>34112301will try this on my next date, will report back
>>34112374Possibly. But the question was aimed at "Women who hate... sucking dick".
>>34112350The last pussy I got was 7 years ago. I didn't even like it. She was clearly drown in pleasure by how she looked during it, but, for me, I feel much better with my sex toys than with a flesh hole. And I dealt with her only to get sex, otherwise, she's an insufferable bitch, so after a few fucks I ditched her and never had sex again.
>>34112373>Any guy calling you shortstack thinks you're cuteNo, it's equivalent to saying "your size makes my dick hard". Which isn't even a compliment.
>>34112387If a girl told me that guys my height make her pussy wet, I'd take it as a compliment.
>>34112381Sure, you *want* to have it sucked daily. You don't *need* it to be sucked daily. Those are two very different things.
Do you agree?
>>34112390For the rest of them. Not for him.
>>34112389If my body tells me what I want is a need, you dont need to eat every day but you do
>>34112390I wish people would stop treating problems as some kind of zero sum game. Acknowledging one group's problems doesn't mean denying another's.
>>34112388That's just because you're desperate for any crumb of female attention
>>34112329Only if he doesn't give me the Rey Mysterio and Eddie Guerrero cards.
>>34112393>oNe oF tHe g0oD oNeSThat's what racists say about their One Black Friend, just so you know. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfO4A4z6XvU
>>34112387How would your looks not be a compliment...>>34112369>I'm not sure what a bimbo is, other than female with boobs.lol then why did you bring it up?A bimbo is usually a woman who wears slutty clothes, makeup etc., I'd say. Don't think the big boobs are necessary, but they are probably often part of the deal.
>>34112402My Latina Heat can have all they Reys and Eddies I open.
>>34112390When they say "loneliness epidemic" (for either gender) are they referring to people with no gf/bf, or people with literally no friends?
>>34112405I consider "my looks" to be my clothes and makeup, not just... how I'm shaped. It's as much of a compliment as pointing out that I'm blonde.>then why did you bring it up?Because anon asked about things that would degrade me, so I gave an example of a bad thing to say!
Virgin nerd losers are actually harder to pull than Chads. Can you guys stop that?
Beware the bearded manBeware the woman with make-up too
>>34112382Taken and never used dating apps. How many men hit on me varies on how I dress/present myself and how much time I spent either walking around in public or mingling socially. It is not rare to go for weeks and weeks without any overt flirtations, nor is it rare for it to be multiple guys a week. It's more about how much I put effort into my look and how much I'm around drunk guys. That is defining hit on as someone actually making a play for you, trying to get your number, that kind of thing. Comments implying I'm a catch, my bf is a lucky man etc with obviously no expectation for any meaningful reply are more reliable and I guess at least weekly? Though to be fair it's just hard to judge, I am my boss's right hand and I know clients sometimes try to flatter him by praising me somehow. Plus I guess every woman looks more attractive when she's serving you a drink with a smile and asking if there's anything else she can get you.
>>34112390i feel like the narrative shifted from "young people are isolated" to this male loneliness epidemic slogan shit and the discourse around the latter is basically pure garbage
>>34112396If you don't eat for 90 days, you'll die. If you don't have sex for 90 days, you'll just be in a really bad mood. It's not remotely comparable.
>>34112410They're hiding in their room. You will never find them.
>>34112410my virginity is sacred and i will never lose it to some thot like youalso i get very suspicious of any girl that acts like she likes me
>>34112409And people get complimented for their hair too, I see nothing wrong with that.Woman I was into was really into my height and she was on the kind of smaller side, which we both loved to play into. It was hot.>I gave an example of a bad thing to say!But you are not exactly sure what it means, kinda sus...
Is it a bad idea to pee into a woman's pussy?
>>34112410It's from the lack of social skills.
>>34112419It can mess with pH balance, like douching.
>>34112404I spare him only from the plague that you are.
>>34112419Yeah, it's a (rare) kink and it doesn't have to lead to issues, but for one thing it is very difficult for most guys because the dick swelling up also shuts the urinary tract, which is why it can be a hassle to pee with a boner.And urine is only sterile in the bladder, not by the time it comes out, so if you succeed you risk giving her a UTI, which she can then pass back to you etc.
>>34112382SingleNone, I'll maybe get catcalled once a yearYea, I have a couple matches right now but don't like them or they don't like me
>>34112411Nah I like both
>>34112424Plague? What are you afraid I'll fuck him up the ass and give him AIDS?
>>34112417>my virginity is sacred
>>34112419>Is it a bad idea to pee into a woman's pussy?If you want her to see you again, yes.
the utter vile attitudes itt are repulsive to me good lord
>>34112382Single. I get maybe 3-5 sexual comments a week just from existing in public. Never touched a dating app since I don't live in The Big City
>>34112430>give him AIDS?I knew you were a plague rat.
>>34112382SingleEh..too many to countDon’t use dating apps. I tried once and it felt like work. I rather just chat to people
>>34112418I just don't see "your body shape makes me horny" as a compliment. I know people like how I look. Strangers have told me that since I was 12 years old.
My mother is now exactly twice my ageAnd I am older than when she had her first child
>the utter vile attitudes itt are repulsive to me good lord
>>34112436>anon falls for ragebait again pls
Because of how I look people think I'm a fuckboy or gay, but I'm actually a virgin with good looks. I just feel nothing to women, or to men, but still want to look good for myself
Men, how much time would you spend on the road, just to get laid?
>>34112446>since I was 12 years oldwhat the fuck?
Anyone: does cybersex count as sex?
>>3411245330 minutes max. I'm sure in reality i would go even 1 hour if the chemicals tricked me.
The biggest lie men tell is that women can get a boyfriend any time they want with no effort. I go for shutin weirdos and they still reject me.
>>34112446Well ok.
>>34112454NTA but lots of women start getting hit on when they're 10-12. Men are disgusting.
>>34112459>go for shutin weirdos and they still reject me.That's the problem. They hate themselves too much and have too much anxiety to say yes to anything.I'm a chudded male and i often say no to opportunities. I can't help it.
>>34112455I think it does? I mean there's gradients, having an exhibitionist urge as a teen and flashing strangers on chat roulette before instantly disconnecting is different from roleplaying for hours with someone. But if I have to choose yer or no I'm going to go with yes and I think anyone answering no might reconsider if they ask themselves (assuming a monogamous relationship) how they would feel if their partner had cybersex with someone else.I particularly feel that sharing in depth explicit sexual fantasies is very intimate and arguably more far-reaching than plenty of drunken make out sessions.
>>34112462You should be flattered.>>34112455No, does cooming to porn count as sex?
>>34112454NTA but yeah this is super common. I was a little older, like 14, but my breasts grew in late and I always looked young for my age. Classmates who had the misfortune of developing breasts <10 got treated like tiny little ladies instead of children by some, it was so gross.
>>34112469Flattered that a 30 year old man wants to groom me? Kys
Dude being in a psychiatric center kinda sucks, the people just in the main lobby area are fucking insane, did I just make a mistake signing myself in for a few weeks?
I am declaring a jihad on women until they read Dune and acknowledge Paul "Muad'dib" Atreides as Emperor of Mankind
>>34112452unsubscribe from this cringeslop
>>34112455In the context of cheating, then maybe, since it means you'd totally fuck this other person if not for the screens/distance, to the point that you're actively fantasizing with them about having sex.In the context of losing your virginity or "getting laid", then of course not, retard.
>>34112447I'm older now than my mom was when she had her youngest child. Watching your parents get old is surreal.
>>34112472>groomFlirting is not grooming
>>34112475I lost my book on a plane so didn’t finish reading it.
>>34112453I've driven an 8-hour round trip just for a hookup. I also used to drive 11-hour round trips to spend the weekend with my ex when we were dating, but that essentially never resulted in sex. It was a shitty relationship that I only realized was shitty once I got a better one.
>>34112455No, but if you are in a relationship with somebody else, then it's at least emotional cheating.
>>34112382Very newly singleI don't think I make it out of the house at least once a week with any consistency without a boyfriend. Last time I got hit on was like, september. No.>>34112419Without asking first yeah.>>34112473Think of it like daycare, don't expect to get much out of it and just embrace watching PG movies and coloring.
>>34112473did you think people in there are normal and pleasant? you'll fit right in >>34112475kys
>>34112459I think the incels mean that you as a woman should not go for shutin weirdos.
>>34112473>Dude being in a psychiatric center kinda sucks, the people just in the main lobby area are fucking insaneI feel like this every time i start arguing eith someone here
>>34112479Im a failure lol, she thinks I'm a loser. but she raised a loser so
>>34112488But they're the shut in weirdos complaining about not getting a gf...
>>34112453just to get laid? 30 minutes tops
>>34111759Kek! Nobody drinks alcohol anymore!
>>34112493Yeah, and many of them don't have a partner or even friends for very good reasons.>>34112453I like driving and going places.If my gf lived somewhere distant, I'd love to drive her around there, regardless of just banging.
This year I want to decide at last, to take HRT or not. I know I will never be a woman, etc., etc. But living as a man in our times has been the worst experience of my life. My parents hated and neglected me because they wished for a girl, they never said any kind word to me in all my memory. Women have sexually harassed me since I was a teen, and no one gave a fuck. I was expected to protect people in conflicts I had nothing to do with, and when I didn't, I was blamed for not involving myself in something that had zero relation to me. When I was bullied by girls, no one gave a fuck about me, or they mocked me, but when I broke and beat them up, they blamed me for protecting myself. My class in university was 95% female, had sex with no one there, don't imagine that. Professors ground me and the other men down to the bone, while women had it much easier on the exams. Every club I went to had prices for men and free entry for women. There has not been a single junction in my life where being a man gave me anything that could at least compensate for all the bad things it did to me. It's not like transitioning will change that, but at least it could help me with my OF career.
>>34112507I think your issue is being a retard. All trannies are retards, though, so you'll fit right in.
>>34112453I live in a big city so everything is max 20 min away. I would travel to other country for her though
>>34112507>but at least it could help me with my OF career.What a twist.
The>tittinessof some women is astonishing
I need a woman in my life
>>34112516Thank you
>>34112516I've been told I have big titty energy despite being flat.
>>34112521What are you like?BPD?>>34112520Thanks for reading.
>>34112523I'm loud and obnoxious the moment I feel like I'm around comfortable company.
i think im finally starting to get over my penis size insecurity. what personal image issues have you guys and girls been working on mentally?
>>34112521You give off over 6 feet vibes yet you're supposedly smol
The first meme of 2016 just dropped
>>34112530being fat and bald and ugly
>>34112529I feel like talked with a femanon about this here before.Was that you?
>>34112267Posting on here constantly about hating women instead of trying to get a gf
>>34112529So when anons call you annoying ITT you're comfortable around us?
>>34112539Well? Did you finally get one?
>>34112514A porn career was always my dream. OF just makes it easier. I know everything I need to know about production and have experience, but men in porn make much less money than trans performers and women. Even chads make around the same as a mid-tier actress. I'm not a chad, but I'm not ugly either, so I could crossdress. But without tits and female fat distribution and a female voice, it wouldn't be that profitable. Overall, I think my life would be better if I transitioned, but other problems may arise, so I will make a table with the advantages and disadvantages and will make a final decision this year.
>>34112531That too, yeh. But 5'2" isn't THAT small.>>34112536Possibly. I'm here pretty often.>>34112540I'm very comfortable here in general. I still don't like being called annoying, though.
women, can you help me wash my hair?
>>34112545Why, how long is it
>>34112530My flatness. I like it now, I also did a million squats so I have a good butt. I feel.. complete. Idk if that make sense
>>34112543>I think my life would be better if I transitionedSo you are doing it for all the wrong reasons, gotcha.I'm sure there is a market for twink and femboys too, no need to go the extra hard route.But, good luck, I guess.
>>34112549I shall play your butt like bongos and shape it small again.
>>34112548not very long it's down to my chin, I just think it would be nice
>>34112549good! flat women are the superior kind of women and it's time they realize this
>>34112544Even in 2026 you're still my favorite femanon.
>>34112556Flat women should be very skinny and dainty in general though.Preferably very pale.
The coolest thing about having a lot of money is making cute egirls with soft voices do whatever depraved fetishes you want them to do. They always break in the end lol>"Sorry, I don't do content like that">*sends $100*>"Uhhh, I don't know....">*sends $200*>"Ok, maybe just this once I guess*>*sends another $200*>*The videos she sends are now 5 minutes longer* >*sends $300*>*she nows starts buying specific toys and clothing to exclusively keep you as a customer*
>>34112562Are you one of the sick fucks that make them legitimately eat shit?
>>34112521>>34112531>>34112544>6 foot energyYou do seem like someone whose energy is on the "same level" as men, demanding equal treatment and respect.>big titty energyI don't see it.
>>34112562>men are now fantasizing about further sexual powerlessness and getting swindled by women onlineHow did we reach this point?
>>34112562That's pretty stupid when you can just get an escort.
>>34112562Dumb simp, as long as losers like you exist things will never change and hoeflation will rise.
>>34112562I like a power dynamic like that in a relationship, but for egirls that's not worth it in my opinion. Especially after some point like you describe with 800 usd. Just fly one of them out to you at that point and have actual sex. Some might even do it for an entire week if you provide.
I can't live without cock
2006 is a fucking shitty year.
>>34112545I would wash his™ hair but he doesn't fucking want me
>>34112560I don’t know why dainty is but the rest describes me well, I’m doing something right
>>34112562price dumpers like her should be executed
>>34112558No favorites allowed on 4chan, unless you're talking authors, singers, or pornstars.>>34112564>demanding equal treatment and respectEveryone should demand that.>I don't see it.I think it's because libido is associated with bimbos.
>>34112570Would you like a taste of mine?
>>34112579Is it big and thick?
>>34112581nta but mine is
How could you just leave me standingAlone in a world that's so cold?
>"you need to looksmaxx bro">to get girls?>"no, to mog other bros">to then get girls?>"no, fuck girls, you must think about the boys">but thats to be successful and reproduce right?>"no bro, im infertile from all the drugs"What's the fucking point then, men? It feels like modern ecelebs are just "previous gen e-celeb, but worse in every possible way"
>>34112578No one should have to demand that, it should be given automatically. And yet...Anyway, your energy is that if someone doesn't give it to you automatically then they learn to regret it.
>>34112581>>34112584Could go for a threesome then
>>34112578You've posted singing before so hereby my favorite.
>>34112575Congrats, I'd probably find you very hot... for whatever that's worth.Dainty is just a nice word for being petite and delicate.>>34112588Put your name back on, BV.
How many girls did you report on dating apps last year? I must've reported around 50-60 for promoting their IG or those that ghosted me
>>34112586the point is domination little boy
>>34112584>>34112588How does atoga have so many big cocks when everyone irl is small?
>>34112587That's very true. I don't take shit from most people.
>>34112594autism gives you a big cock
>>34112558I mean who else even is there?All the others are either vagueshitting or just obnoxious.The good ones barely stay around long enough and are way too fleeting.
>>34112589I can accept that. I fondly remember the singing days ITT.
Women, what the fuck should a man's dating app profile look like?
There is nothing more cringe than flirting, and I blame women for that. They encourage this shit. There was this most obnoxious, annoying guy with fart jokes in the match lobby bothering a girl, and instead of telling him off, she rewarded this behavior with positive reactions. Oh god, I hate society so much.
Autistic men, is this true?>>34112598
>>34112602non existent come on anon, it's 2026, leave that boomer shit behind
>>34112562You’re like the tenth guy that day, it’s an act and she is making good money.
>>34112570I can't live without stock.>>34112594I don't know about those anons, but mine is just normal at around 15cm.I should cook some stock tomorrow.
>>34112603you are extremely retarded
>>34112602Don’t care I don’t use those apps
https://youtu.be/SbQu55bMvZs?t=1566Men have declared spiritual jihad on women and it shows as they slowly begin to lose it. This is it anons, the real gender war has begun, not the fake one with countless pronouns that is being shilled everywhere in the media, but the real gender war between man and woman.Women are about to learn a harsh lesson.Don't talk to women, don't help them, don't ask them out, don't have dating apps, don't interact with them. If a woman approaches you be nice and respectful but do not flirt or overtly joke, treat them as an equal man and then leave after the reason for the conversation is over. If a girl comes up to you and flirts kindly turn her down, if she asks you out suddenly say no thank you, don't make up a reason she only has agency because of some external reason not because she likes you. Be vague when talking about your life or weekend plans, anything you do or do with them like hooking up will be picked apart and analyzed by her and her online friends. You are a traitor and not helping anyone if you fall for their tricks.If men can't display a modicum of power over society, this world and women, then I guess they don't hold much power at all.
>>34112607I only give money to egirls with small following counts. I have complete control over them, they don't make shit without me.
>>34112591That’s nice, thank you!
>>34112602Couldn't tell you I've never actually used one.
>>34112613Mhm.
>>34112606>>34112610>>34112615How am I going to meet my future girlfriend then...
>>34112617Be someone I know and like
>>34112586I looksmaxxed to get boys, js
>>34112614Don't make me blush now... but you're welcome!Do you get a lot of compliments?
>>34112617nobody does that anymore, this is extinction arc
>>34112545Yeah, I'd wash >his hair.Such luxury all in my hands. Wash his pits and pubes too. Clean man yummy. *kisses his neck*
>>34112617The right time was in high school at the latest. Last time in university. If you have money saved up, go back to uni.
>>34112617IdkYou got any friends with girlfriends who have friends? The last guy I dated was a family member's coworker and I think I'm celibate forever now I give up. The only way I've managed finding a partner so far is by chance doing something else.
>>34112626whenever I think you can't possibly disgust me more, you post something more vile than ever before
sad again
>>34112620How do I get to know women? Online, they're always ghosting and avoidant, IRL they're always busy or would rather be with other people Am I unlikeable or have I just not found the right people yet?
>>34112611Happy New Year, Evropa poster! Do you have any goals to achieve in 2026?
>>34112630y
>>34112630drink some eggnog
>>34112626>>34112572As a man with long hair, washing my woman's hair and her washing my hair is a big kink
I am proof that you can make yourself bisexual / gay with enough drugs and sissy hypno
>anons don't even have a schmiss
>>34112629>I am furiously jerking my meat exclusively to your posts in hopes that a woman would treat me as good as you can fantasize about him
me and the poster below
>>34112639Based, we need gay conversion therapy so more men could become happy.
>>34112628>The only way I've managed finding a partner so far is by chance doing something else.Most of the ways I like spending my time outside of work (playing video games or walking in the countryside) seem to repulse women, what do?
>>34112642imagine if you had said poster above
GendersHow weird is it to have a parasocial love for a fictional character? Like to a point where you write stories, draw fan art, buy merch etc to feel "closer" to them.My current girl I am in the early stages with (we've been on 5 dates and I REALLY like her) is extremely obsessed with this dude from an anime she likes. I don't judge at all. But I did notice that she talks about him reasonably often. Like she'll send me a meme and it will usually be tangentially related to him (from the same series he's in, or just the character itself). I am not alarmed but I am perplexed.
>>34112475Is it ok if I only saw the movies?
>>34112642>guy taller than the girlGross.
>>34112649Ask her.
JH makes me hard whenever she talks to me, even when it's not a horny post time.
>>34112653most women should be shorter than you anon
>>34112649fstraight to psych ward, mandatory chemical lobotomy
>>34112655Are you okay, anon? You seem unwell.
>>34112516I'm astonished at the price every time I buy a new bra>>34112540I'm reminded of some femanon who posted this:>Because women are fawned over and praised nonstop, it's extremely validating to go on 4chan and be called a retard and have your argument disassembled piece by piece This place is therapy
>>34112453Maybe a few hours
>>34112649FI got over all of that once I had a crush on a real guy. I've also rejected a guy because I was preoccupied with w fictional one
>>34112649thanks for reminding me to never go after moids who aren't waifufags
>>34112622..yeah.. and I like it every time. No judgement please
>>34112657Well, that's simply not true, at least outside of Asia.
>>34112654Ask her what? I posted that to ask what you guys would feel/if you've had any similar experiences. It's just something I've never seen before, at least to this extent. >>34112658Is it that much of a red flag? She's completely functional and normal aside from this as far as I can tell so that seems harsh to me.
Men, would you date a girl who got the maximum rank in Hades 2?
>>34112669>as far as I can tell you'll have your eureka moment in a few months
>>34112659>Are you okay, anon? You seem unwell.Clearly I'm unwell I'm on 4chan, but right now yeah I'm fine atoga is where I can be my calmest.
>>34112653Based, they should be the same height or the girl should be taller.>>34112657Skill issue. At least 16% of women in the US are taller than me.
>>34112646nah leave bluevalk alone>>34112644kjiss me ,enough of the gay shit
>>34112675>Skill issue. At least 16% of women in the US are taller than me.so you're a manlet?
>>34112664>i will only go after mentally ill people >that will be my secret to success bold strategy, let us know how it goes anon
>>34112672yes
>>34112672the main character of hades 2 has green hair so it's a feminism game, sorry
>>34112521Is this an insult or a compliment??I can see it meaning "confident" or "way too sexual" or simply "sexy despite lacking tits"
>>34112669>Ask her what?Ask her how far her love for him goes, d'uh.>>34112664Was that double negative on purpose? lol>>34112666I wouldn't judge somebody for enjoying being popular. I think it's very natural wanting to be that, at least to a degree. And who doesn't lile being desired? I'm sure you look gorgeous.btw nice trips, satan. Or maybe you're a succubus.
>>34112672I only respect pvp achievements
MWhy does everyone IRL love me? I'm quiet, barely talk because I'm not interested in small conversations when I have a train of thought about something else, avoidant and asocial, but people still love me. My only good quality is my strong memory, so I remember everything other people told me about themselves and use it in conversations.
yeah I have a type
>>34112672gz
Feminist whores keep using me for sex and throwing me out with the condom because im just a cock and balls to them. They think its okay because "men are like that."
>>34112690get better bait broski
>>34112692>still shaves her armsnot me
>>34112692The small chest being a result of her mental illness
>>34112660It makes me think twice about getting implants. I wouldn’t be able to get away with no bra anymore.
>>34112692literally me
What has 2 butt and kills people ?
Why do young men still jestermaxx like this? it's so fucking cringe. She let the dark triad dealer hit after thishttps://files.catbox.moe/y6gyhc.mp4
>>34112704DICKBUTT
>>34112672Sorry, I'm a phone gamer. Do you play Genshin or WW? Or HoK?jk. Not about myself, that part is true, but about sorry. I would REALLY love a girlfriend who is an actual gamer.
>>34112705you are a soulless husk
>>34112699maybe she just doesn't have a lot of hair>>34112700or maybe the mental illness is a result of her small chest>>34112703I want you
>>34112706An assassin!
>>34112690You seem like you going them special attention if you are bringing up past details. >>34112692
>>34112698It's funny how you always get baited by my baits and call the serious posts I make about myself baits.
>>34112710>or maybe the mental illness is a result of her small chestNot my experience with women like that.
I am losing it again anons
>>34112713>more bait do you not have anything better to do?
>>34112715Ovulating?
>>34112681>>34112693>>34112707Ty gamersIt's been a long time since I was so completely obsessed with a gameI think I'll cosplay as Circe this year
>want a tall woman to stare up at>tall no matter how painful it gets, the irony of desire is unquestionably funny
>>34112708You're a delusional jester
>>34112710>I want youwhy
Question for anyone with experience,My boyfriend wants to get me a butt plug which I am interested in but I want to know if the metal is uncomfortable? I like how they look a lot more than the silicone ones but are they a lot less comfy?
>>34112724Is it more comfortable when you have hard shit or soft shit in your ass? Soft shit.
Folk, how we feel about tuff baby?
>>34112722because you're just my type, but I know I know this isn't going to go anywhere
>>34112724what do the amazon reviews say?
>>3411271No that was last week. >>34112726Explain
>>34112550Thanks. There is a market, but it's smaller, and as you get older, it will be harder to be a crossdresser because you will age in a male way, with a different fat distribution that will become more apparent the older you get. There is FFS you can get without messing up your hormones. I just see no reason not to do HRT anyway. It will make my life longer, I won't start balding, and people promise better orgasms on it. I still haven't made a table with the pros and cons of going through with it, but as of now, it looks like it has more pros than cons.
>>34112729entertain me then, what are you like?
>>34112731He’s a baby and he’s tuff
>>34112733You should habe first asked him what he thinks you are like.>>34112721>>34112708Are you two ok?
>>34112711I laughed so hard at this one
>>34112737i mean, small tits and mentally ill pretty much sums it up
I predict a few femanons will get pregnant this year.
Why are men trooning out of society at an alarming rate?
>>34112744Jealousy and bottom behavior.
>>34112715wanna walk abt it>>34112705you must be fun at parties>>34112690you must have some endearing/positive qualities or just be good looking>>34112672I'd marry her>>34112649sounds like she's an autist, maybe a bit lonelyit is "weird" to normies but idk I've always been obsessed with fictional characters and fandom and had crushes lol, so I find the opposite weirder
>>34112743Tfw it's not going to be me, unless I have an accutane baby. But then I'll be in jail for child abuse
Why do women assume men are all rapists and serial killers?
>>34112741But those are not defining factors or how they'd be during a relationship. It says very little about compatibility.>>34112744lmao>>34112743Hopefully not mine.
>>34112750name 1 man thats not a rapist or serial killer
targaryens are checking out of westeros at an alarming rate
>>34112750Because it's smarter than assuming men are harmless.
>>34112753Your dad
>>34112753I'm not a rapist or serial killer
>>34112750Name 5 rapists that aren't men.
>>34112496>Nobody drinks alcohol anymorenta but I'm drinking right now>>34112473>people at the psych center are insanewhy does this surprise youanyway give it a chance and maybe you'll make some friends>>34112453I lay on the road once for a dare>>34112455if it's with a robot girl then yesif it's just sexting then no>>34112447>My mother is now exactly twice my ageis she single?
>>34112750Women are hybristophilic true crime gooners and desperately want it to be true
>>34112759stop spamming
>>34112755Men are choosing the tree
>>34112743I hope I will. My bf keeps sending me mom memes and shit like that.
>>34112410>Can you guys stop that?stop being a virgin nerd loser? not really>>34112267dating my ex and quitting a good job
>>34112756true actually
>>34112762I don't get the reference, sorry.
>>34112763maybe he should send less memes to your phone and more sperm to your uterus?
>>34112759You up thinking about the Great Fire of London and its consequences?
>>34112743If JH does would we lose her ITT for good?
>>34112758bluevalkyriebluevalkyriebluevalkyriebluevalkyriebluevalkyrie
>>34112772I sure hope so.
>>34112700>The small chest being a result of her mental illnesslol. How does this work?
>>34112082what you playing?>>34112066M, yeah, I have ADHD also and it sucks
>>34112755https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mean_world_syndrome
>>34112779Not really meant as a joke...Eating disorder as a teen resulting in being malnourished.
>>34112770Not yet. We still have some things to handle before making a baby. But I think they can be handled within the year.>>34112772Fuck no. I'd turn this thread into my pregnancy blog.
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Men, are you capable of locating the cheese in your fridge?
>>34112781Oh cool, I didn't know it had a name.
>>34112782boobs are genetic
>>34111942nooo don't be blackpilled>>34111944it does tho>>34111868I have no moneymy mom has one tho>>34111826def if she could afford it
>>34112754Old Magic > Fire MagicThe Old Gods will rule Westeros forever.
>>34112788Yes bitch I'm a better chef than you
>>34112645I hike. It's just that isolated environments aren't a great place to invite interest. Find a hobby you can engage in near potential witnesses, feels safer. >>34112649FSome people need their blorbosHow many real friends does she have? And how old is she? If she's like 22 and has no friends I don't think this is that weird and she'll probably get over it eventually. >>34112743Won't be me :/
>>34111803>Eating healthy, exercise, working/making money, cleaning, sleeping, learningI mean I don't really do any of these things desu>>34112771yup, shit happens ig>>34112761noI'm gonna go bed soon anyways
He's a pedophile. Isn't he?
What is it about being violently sodomized in the bum that causes men to become mentally ill? By what biological mechanism does butt buggery turn into mental confusion and erratic behavior?
>>34112954Likely the same as with women.
