ITT we ask the opposite gender anything - or at least that's the theory. In practice people pose any deranged shit they like in here, and no one gives a fuck.Previously on ATOGA: >>34116109
This mf said pose
I'm horny!
>>34120175>In practice people pose any deranged shit they like in here, and no one gives a fuckFun hating OP
>>34120175>In practice people pose any deranged shit they like in here, and no one gives a fuck.lul
>>34120182Stupid bitch OP who never formats the title correctly and capitalizes article adjectives, also
Why do men no longer approach? Why even go out anymore if you are not going to approach?
I love being deranged in atoga muhaha >:)
WomenWhat's the best way to approach you at the club?
>>34120189I wish that was true
>>34120189>Why even go out anymore if you are not going to approach?I don't go out
>>34120189Do women even want to be approached? I know guys don’t do it anymore but is there demand in the first place?
>>34120187How old are you, if you don't mind saying?You are a bit of unicorn if what you say is true. Virgin, but buttplugs and toys.
>>34120189booba
>>34120189Is she on a fucking waterbed? Getting motion sickness watching that.
>>34120191Use a smaller weapon like a straight sword, rapier or curved sword and abuse our lengthy startup animations
>>341201911. be a handsome chad2. buy me a drink
finally i can go to bed
>>34120194Women want to be approached and want to accept advances, but they will likely say no and run away in reality because they all have horrible anxiety and hate their own bodies.
hobbits are checking out of mordor at an alarming rate
State gender, age, ethnicity, country/state of residence, and social security numberThoughts on stirrup leggings?
>>34120191Smile, say hi and give compliment, ask if I’m having fun or something, introduce yourself. Don’t linger if I’m giving you little to work with
>>34120202lmao you silly.
>>34120202This is a dogwhistle and I heard it
My brother just insulted me for not having a boyfriend it's cool when your family hates you and think they're better than you just because he bagged a landwhale
>>34120203My gender is jewish and i don't care about clothes
>>34120194I don’t want to be approached. Guys still approach.
>>34120208Tell that to his face. Send him this meme.
>>34120203Leggings are whore garb. “Comfortable” my ass. Sweatpants are comfortable.
>>34120203M, 30, white (English/Scottish/Welsh), USA (XX), XXX-XX-XXXXNot a feet guy but the stirrups make them a little hotter than regular leggings for some reason.A woman could maximize whatever fetish this is that I seem to have by wearing a bodysuit instead of a shirt with them.
>>34120203MEuropean.Indifference.
>>34120175why do moids bitch about how demanding women are for wanting more than sex, and then say that women only want sex?>>34120213i used to find them comfortable and even wore them to bed, i need to wear them under pants in winter, and im not wearing fucking jeans under a dress
>>34120203M27Pure sexo unfortunately it also stimulates the part of my brain that demands a footjob
>>34120203F 22 JapaneseHaven’t tried stirrup leggings
>>34120217Bitch, you knew for damn sure that i meant wearings leggings only and in public.
It was September 2017.It was my senior year of high school. I was very innocent, didn't go to parties, and had a small group of friends. This was years before I was diagnosed with level 1 autism. I was in love with a girl who lived very close to me and had a reputation for having slept with everyone in the neighborhood.
>>34120228I remember I had a friend who was black and we used to hang out sometimes. He was kind of an idiot but he was cool.
Where did buttplugger femanon go? I miss her...
>>34120212She's not that fat but she hates him lowkey
>>34120189I go out in public because unlike other moid-niggers I have interest in things other than sex
>>34120228I was 16 and blowing ass
I made a post on reddit, and it says I have 7 replies, but I only see 2, and have notifications for 3 of them. Whats happening?
Thread instantly euthanized by blogposting
>>34120243Wrong website.
>>34120235I didn’t leave lol
>>34120243Maybe some of them blocked you before you could read their replies.
>>34120245I know yall be redditing
>>34120189I don't want to make women uncomfortable or risk getting kicked out of the few places I actually want to be, and I never get any signals of interest, so I don't approach.
This is actually scary. Why do I have zero cramps? I was eating like shit my entire cycle except the last 4 days
>>34120243kys subhuman
>>34120247Why would they do that
>>34120246Oh... :(I will try to come up with a better reply next time.
>>34120227how clear can i be that i wear leggings in public? did you fucking read my comment?anyway, im a virgin and moids call me a whore. moids are simply illogical subhumans
>>34120250True all I get are quick glances and that's it. I guess all that means is they are just looking at how ugly I am and looking away.
>>34120219Hey babe
My girlfriend constantly complains I'm being too rough with her when we have sex. Like literally just normal stuff like grabbing her hips or playing with her tits, stuff my (two) exes would think I was weird for not doing. What might the reason for this be? Why does she refuse to talk about it? I like her but I'm seriously considering breaking up with her over this, it's extremely frustrating.
Women, would you ever potentially date a guy who likes to build LEGOs as a hobby or is that dealbreaker?
>>34120263Stop fornicating
>>34120233And one day we decided to go to this girl's house to hang out and have a good time. Her house was gigantic; she came from a rich family. She even had a pool, a pool table, and a trampoline. We did silly things, I brought my camera, and we took some pictures of ourselves hugging, which I still have to this day. The truth is, I thought I had a chance with her.
>>34120263>What might the reason for this be?You're being rougher with her than she'd like. Be gentler and stop doing things to her she doesn't like.
>>34120258I probably missed it, don’t worry
Women, have you been BLACKED?Men, have you ever been RICED?
>>34120257Idk
>>34120262Hi. What’s up
>>34120272It was this >>34120195
>>34120273MI have been DEMONIZED
>>34120273>Men, have you ever been RICED?I’ve been silog’d
>>34120265It’s not a dealbreaker. I have a 3D printer I use to make my own Lego pieces
>>34120269Days passed, and we used to text each other. I was waiting for my chance to go to her house and maybe have sex with her, and I didn't care about her reputation for having slept with half the guys at our school. She had a fun personality and I thought she was different.
>>34120278I’m 22, I’m not a unicorn it’s not that weird
Do guys also ever get any weird turnoffs where things are really going great and then something which doesn't make any sense happens and you just immediately lose interest?I was dating a guy and went over his place and he was really into gardening which I initially thought was pretty cool. Then he put on his "gardening hat" which was one of the most ridiculous things I had ever seen and it was just instantly a turnoff, it's like he lost his masculinity. He was showing me his back yard and flowers and other things he planted but I wasn't hearing anything he was saying after that, and I couldn't get that image of him wearing that hat out of my head. I'm embarrassed to say I made myself extremely unavailable and ghosted him shortly after that.
>>34120287I didn't mean unicorn in a weird way, just unusual from my experience.Enjoy yourself.
>>34120285Until one day my black friend asked me if we could go to his house again to hang out. At that time I couldn't (I don't remember why) and he told me he was going to go alone to visit her. I was too oblivious to realize that everything was going to be alright and that I was going to go out with her after this.
>>34120287What drew you to it?
>>34120289obviously you're a deep person
>>34120263Just be more tender with this one.
>>34120237This is a funny incel cope>heh those frickin low life animals always caring about sex, i am much more superior to them with my bird watching hobby where the birds try to mate also while I'm a sexless virgin in the woods
>>34120289>I couldn't get that image of him wearing that hat out of my head. I'm embarrassed to say I made myself extremely unavailable and ghosted him shortly after that.It's over fellas. If you breathe or just perform basic bodily functions you turn her off. There's no point in chasing girls anymore
>>34120265Sure, that's the Lego demographic right there.
>>34120289I don’t think I’ve ever been completely turned off by something as inconsequential as a silly hat, no.I guess I can kinda see how something that trivial on its face would tell you enough you need to know to lose interest in a guy.I don’t need to tell you how lame it is to ghost someone, though; that undoubtedly did a number on Mr. Hat’s self-esteem.
>>34120291In the end, I never had a chance with her and I felt very sad about it. After we graduated, I left town for a year and had little contact with her. I decided to focus on my own things, but I thought we could be friends.
>>34120295Hey sex is only a fourth part of my identity and even then, I suppress it because I've never been attractive anyways. I enjoy watching a good movie with a cute couple without thinking about sex. That's why Zootopia 2 and Avatar 3 are my favorite movies this year, and I feel more repulsed by more raunchy movies
>>34120299HahahaWhatever do you mean :o)
>>34120292Eh.. being horny?
>>34120275Chillin. How about you?
>>34120273I'm loyal to white women.
>>34120266Yeah, maybe I should.>>34120271She won't even take the lead, she just wants me to perform minor acrobatics so I can have slow, unsatisfying sex with her. I told her this (more politely than that) and she got mad that I "didn't care what she liked." Frustrating. I'm not sure if we're totally incompatible or she just doesn't like me that much but either way I think we should probably just break up.
>>34120290Okay, thanks
>>34120308Waiting for a plane
>>34120303And one night I was on a Skype call with some friends and my black friend was there. We talked for a while and I don't know how, but we started talking about this girl and my friend ended up telling me that he slept with her the day he went home alone. My heart was broken after this; I felt totally betrayed. He even showed me a text conversation where she was saying how good his black penis was.
>>34120265If a girl likes you and you have a passion/hobby, she’s going to enjoy that about you. It really doesn’t even matter what the passion/hobby is.
Hi. I need to talk to someone I guess. I miss him so much. I miss hugging him and his kisses and his smell. Im probably a BPDemon. I dont even get why he loves me so much but Im his. I just wanna be with him. Im crying so hard rn. I hate my fucking useless life. He is the only good thing about it.
>>34120317Dont you need a hobby before finding a girl
I hate both men and women, and humanity in general
>>34120315After that I never spoke to my friend or this girl again; she ended up being kicked out of the house with serious mental problems.
>>34120289This is one of the most despicable things I have ever read on this Fucking forum. This guys literally does nothing wrong, but because he had a funny hat he wears for one of his hobbies, which by your own admission you thought was "pretty cools", you Fucking ghost him and make him think he has Fucked up and down something wrong?I hate you. I really Fucking hate you. I hope you never find love and die alone with your 5 cats eating your decomposing body in a disgusting filth filled apartment.
>>34120322You need a better hobby than amateur cuck porn writing.
>>34120322>she ended up being kicked out of the house with serious mental problems.Just consequences for harlots
>>34120228>>34120233>>34120269>>34120285>>34120291>>34120303>>34120322
>>34120322Im sorry
>>34120327
>>34120189
>>34120318He'll get sick of your mental illness eventually
>>34120311Are you concerned with seeming weird?
Why did so many women lie about this? What are they playing at? What's the end game here?
I have a year to fix everything wrong with me
>>34120337I know. Im just so scared of losing him. Im so fucked up. No meds or therapist or anything can fix me. He is the only good thing in my life. I dont know what to do. And I dont wanna be a fucking burden.
>>34120341You have as much time to fix as you want but you should hurry up
>>34120341How do you plan to do this? Give me a fucking tutorial, I should definetly do the same.
>>34120344Compensate with really good sex, while actually doing therapy.
>>34120324i just spilled my fucking heart out
What do women really think about men who go to therapy? Not just what society programs you to say to virtue signal correctly. Please be honest about it.
>>34120338Not really, I am a little weird and it’s fun
>>34120344If nothing can fix you, you are and will be a burden. But don't worry, most men love being miserable, so he probably won't leave you
>>34120350I have been doing therapy for 6 years now. Doesent do shit.
>>34120353>>34107600
>>34120355A little weird is good, it makes life more interesting.
>>34120340Guys like muscled guys, nothing new, move on
>>34120353>i cried on his penis as my wife’s black bull defiled her
>>34120357It's a scam, basically
>>34120354Really good, makes me feel a little safer and hopeful for the future
>>34120346I have a year >>34120349Acne -> accutaneRetardation -> therapy or journaling, idkHormones -> strict dietSleep -> strict scheduleinternet usage -> website blocker, dumb phoneMuch more exercise and stretching and walking and reading and cooking. I will be better or I'll die.
>>34120365cucks need to be either fixed via electroshock therapy or thrown in dungeons. yuck
>>34120340Females didnt even look at the bottom options, they just saw before and after and went for the top options
>>34120356Its not like I do weird shit or anything. I just feel so empty, worthless and confused. I want to be the best person I can for him and cure myself. I just dont know how and the doctors dont either.
>>34120374I don't either
>>34120357Do you really think it's been 6 years of absolutely zero progress? Like, nothing made you aware of your issues and gave you tools to counter it?>>34120374If you don't do weird shit, then you are probably a good gf though?
>>34120370Why do you only have a year?
>>34120375Thanks anyways I guess. I guess my only choice is to hide how fucked up I am.
>>34120361Mhm. Do you have interesting life?
>>34120379I'd like to die if I don't succeed
>>34120354I'm starting to consider a man being in therapy a HUGE red flag in dating now.It seemed for a while, like say the last 5 years or so there has been this huge push to get more men to see therapists and work on themselves and everyone seemed to think this was a positive. But it seems actually this has been not a good thing, from my own personal experience I'm been on dates and a few relationships with men in therapy, and they are using it like they have unlocked a new superpower. I've had therapy-speak weaponized and used against me, and it more and more seems like this is just teaching them to be more manipulative, more cunning and sly. They now have an array of various tactics at their disposal unknown to them previously, and they are using it to trick us and use suggestion and coercion. I hate feeling like this, like I have to be on the defensive because guys are so well versed now in additional manipulative skills, but what else can I do?
>>34120380That doesn't work either
>>34120383You may find that this stipulation slips away as you work on the retardation issue.
>>34120378Yeah. They basically gave me a bunch of drugs, told me I probably have BPD but definetly severe depression and thats it.I really try to be a good gf. Maybe Im too clingy or insecure, but I really really love him.
I’d like to make something work with this girl. I know she still thinks about me but idk if she wants to date me
>>34120385>I've had therapy-speak weaponized and used against me, and it more and more seems like this is just teaching them to be more manipulative, more cunning and sly.This is how you and every other woman in therapy have been sounding for the past 10+ years. Enjoy!
>>34120381I try to do things I like, tomorrow I plan on hiking through the snow. I hope for nice views and maybe I'll see some winter wildlife. I like my life overall.What do you feel makes you a little bit weird?
>>34120354I feel like they're more responsible for their own health and like them more for it.
My girlfriend is asking me to be more "present" in the relationship. What the fuck does that even mean? She says I use my laptop for example while we watch tv or a movie together, but she has her phone out and is scrolling through that at the same time? How is that not the same thing?
In ED it says that having BPD is basically being a shity person. Maybe they are fucking right. Im a good person but I am not worth shit.
>>34120389Nah
>>34120263moids will post this and then pretend to want gentle loving sex. moids just want women to have no choice.this is why straight women shouldnt date. moids all hit and they choke which causes brain damage.it's not over for us. it never began. we are completely fucked.>>34120265ffs idgaf try not being an abusive cheating liar
>>34120354I would rather just be with a man that handles his shit and doesn't need therapy.
>>34120392Save your time and sanity and just take what she has to say at face value.Look at this way: even if she does want something and says otherwise, do you really want to continually have to deal with someone who won't do you the basic courtesy of just being honest with you?
>>34120407>ffs idgaf try not being an abusive cheating liarIs that the Lego building male demographic?
>>34120406lol alright.>>34120399Is that the only quality time you spend with each other? Do you take her out on dates and actively participate in conversations with her?
>>34120410AMALT
>>34120404This is so fucking real and hurts so much: https://edramatica.com/Borderline_personality_disorder
>>34120391>probablyShouldn't there be a clear diagnosis done after 6 years??If you feel like it, sit down with your bf and ask him how he feels about it. You can also ask him if there is anything he wants to try out, no matter the topic.
>>34120395Skiing or with eh.. those things on the feet?I have special kind of job and when I’m home I do fashion and streaming type stuf. Idk it doesn’t sound weird when I try to explain it
>>34120413All men are lego toys?
Bpd people trying to get me to feel bad for them... lol you guys really only bring suffering to everyone around you Byee
>>34120418no, theyre rapemeat
>>34120413I just build Legos, I've never even been on a date. :(
>>34120415There isn't one. I ask but they won't oficialy diagnose me,
>>34120407>moids all hit and they choke which causes brain damage.Where the fuck did you get this from?
>>34120409I know but we haven’t spoken in a while, so I’m not sure what she thinks about dating or anything
>>34120420Im I supposed to kms? Like what the fuck do I do?Do you know anyone with BPD?
>>34120340looking better is unattractive, in that the man had to work for it (he should be like that naturally), that he may have a priority that is not her, and that he may be improving his options.
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>>34120417>Idk it doesn’t sound weird when I try to explain itlol would you want it to sound weirder?I think streaming has become pretty normal by now. We have a vtuber femanon here!I just go with my mountain hiking boots, no traction attachments, since there shouldn't be really deep snow.I habe to go sleep now, good night, buttplug-chan!
>>34120427>Do you know anyone with BPD?Yea, there are several in my family, they just torture everyone who they can get close to.
>>34120428As a guy I think the guy on the left looks better too desu. At the very least he massively overdid it.
Im sorry I wasnt there to protect the venezuelan femanonsif I were there, those things wouldnt have happened
>>34120434Diagnosed by you or with an actual diagnosis?
>>34120425If you haven't spoken for a while, was that a lack of trying on your part or hers?If it was the latter, I'm telling you, you're wasting your time.You shouldn't have to fight for someone's attention.
>>34120430Have fun baibai
State gender My saars and maaaams please do the needful and write out your best Indian accent for the remainder of thread to honor my saar here >>34120327 for who is clearly Indian.
>>34120439Actual, one even in childhood
>>34120385You probably think men actually setting boundaries and saying what they want instead of being pushed around and emotionally abused by you are being "manipulative". Now they know that you're doing that and you don't like it.
I fell to rock bottom this year I don't think I can get back up
>>34120446Do you think they are just some kind of sociopaths?
>>34120453I don't really care
>>34120451What happened?
>>34120456Fucked up my health
>>34120385Literally only women could turn men seeking therapy into a villain origin story.
I've been trying to eat less candy but I really want some right now. Please should I go eat some
Women, Would you suck a cock that you know has been in another woman's asshole (or have you already done it (i mean you probably did but didnt ask for details))
>>34120354Something I've always wondered. I'm not an American. Whenever I read of relationships etc., Americans always say that they're in therapy or the first advice is to get therapy. Do all Americans really talk to a therapist? Is that an actual thing there? Despite all the burger therapy attendance I've yet to hear a single story that it actually helped anyone.
>>34120385sounds like we need to get more men into therapy
>>34120462Are you going to the dentist soon? If not you may have one or two.
>>34120385Didn't this whole "They're weaponizing Therapy language!" start because Jonah Hill didn't want his surfer girlfriend to wear slut mode bikinis around all her male surfer friends that she previously fucked? So he set boundaries for himself in the relationship of what he found acceptable in a partner and left her with the choice on whether to she wanted to continue doing that or having a relationship? But that is weaponizing it, right?
>>34120385
>>34120464No, we don't all go to therapy.If you ever actually set foot in the USA, you might be pretty surprised to see how similar life is here to life in western Europe.
>>34120385>I don’t want a man to get an outside perspective or psychological insight because then he might “use therapy speak against me” aka recognize my own shitty behavior
do you play gta online?
>>34120190Me toooooo
>>34120476Nope, I'm too old for that bug to have bitten me.I bought GTAV to play the single-player and ended up taking it back to the store the next day.
>>34120464Redditors and women just think it's the advice they're supposed to give people.
Yeah, this is some next-level paranoia you're cooking up here. Therapy isn't some dark arts class teaching guys how to Jedi mind trick women. It's usually just dudes trying to unfuck their heads from whatever bullshit life's thrown at them. If you've run into manipulative assholes who happen to be in therapy, that's on them being assholes, not the therapy itself. Sounds like you're projecting your bad experiences onto every guy who dares to work on himself.
>>34120476No, it has other people in it and that’s the worst part of the game
>>34120482>If you've run into manipulative assholes who happen to be in therapy, that's on them being assholes, not the therapy itself.Exactly.My dad went to therapy and came out of it a much happier and more well-adjusted person.
>>34120265Is he gonna build me the lego flower builds?
I wish women would hug and kiss me
>>34120189>Why do men no longer approach? Why even go out anymore if you are not going to approach?to have fun or get groceriesalso most girls I dated approached but now I'm in my loser era>>34120208your bro is an ass>>34120243>I made a post on redditwhy would you do that to yourself
minnesota isn't a real place
I fucking hate all of you for making me relapse. Fucking again. Fuck you fuck you fuck you.
>>34120476No need really. I have the submarine.
>>34120385What a load of crap. So men finally start taking mental health seriously, and now it's a conspiracy to become master manipulators? This screams internalized misandry or just plain bad luck with partners. Therapy helps people communicate better, not plot world domination over coffee dates. If every guy in therapy seems sly to you, maybe you're the one who needs a session to unpack why you're so suspicious. Would you say the same about women in therapy? I doubt it. Grow up and judge people on actions, not assumptions.
>>34120495what are you talking about
My skin is so wrinkly
I'm actually doing really good stopping myself from
>>34120385Every once in a while you come here and you read something that just absolutely blows your mind. Next you'll say avoid guys who exercise because they might use their strength to overpower you, or readers because books teach cunning plots. Therapy's not a red flag; your victim complex is. Guys are damned if they do (manipulative therapized monsters) and damned if they don't (emotionally stunted cavemen). Pick better men, or stay single and complain on /adv/. Problem solved.
>>34120399Ask her. Ask if she means she wants to go do things more, or if she just means little things like touching her more or having a conversation with her before starting the next movie or show.
>>34120289bro dodged a bullet, one hoe in the garden is enough>>34120304shit I forgot zootopia 2 was a thingI'll watch it for Judy furfaggotry I mean the plot>>34120323bro fell for the rageb8>>34120476no I play it offline>>34120494it's too mini
women do you care that we can see the outline of your bra in certain blouses?
>>34120491
Q for men. Let's say there's a 34 year old hag with a history for mental health problems (okay now), 2 exes (first for love, second for money), a previous pregnancy (but no baby), lazy and messy (but not dirty), has a job but no ambition, and is fussy about hygiene. Is it even possible for someone like that to find love? And if so where do they go do it? Do they need to get a social hobby first?
>>34120429SIX SEEEVEEENbro the meme reset happened, we have to leave 6 7 behind
>>34120385Sure the shitty ones learn to use the language to their advantage but those were people who went to therapy with shitty intentions to begin with. They were never going to learn anything there but better manipulation tools because they didn't want to. Plenty of men benefit from it. My ex goes every week and I feel like it makes a difference.
>>34120516You're in the lifespan of a meme where the old folks (like me) have now decided it's funny
>>34120515yeah none of those things are a big deal/dealbreakers for meidk a social hobby might help or you can just use apps or friend circles>>34120518we're unc and chopped bro
post some police bodycam kinoshttps://youtu.be/bI22BRtlQnc?si=DaKgsbUjJEF7WiiS
>>34120385Oh no, alert the presses! Therapy's clearly a global scam and a patriarchal plot to outsmart women with... feelings?
My biggest flaw is that I won't date a man unless everything lines up perfectly
>>34120404encyclopedia dramatica? doesn't that site shit on everyone lol? don't take it to heart>>34120524so you're a perfectionist? perhaps you fear intimacy...
>>34120502She's prolly the anorexic foid lol
>>34120521>we're unc and chopped broI'm unc but I am NOT chopped
>>34120525>fear intimacyI doBut I crave it, and when I'm in love I'm really good at it. I think. I got compliments
>>34120526I think there might be multiple of those
>>34120517"Shitty ones had shitty intentions", yeah no shit, but you're blind if you think therapy doesn't hand them a PhD in gaslighting. Your ex "makes a difference" every week? Congrats on dating a walking red flag who probably therapizes you into thinking his bullshit is growth. Wake up! Defending this crap just outs you as the next victim. Or stay deluded.
>there are 24-25 year old uncs ITTholt shit bro go raise your kid lmao
>>34120533Babe there's a difference between introspection and gaslighting, you know this. Stop being so toxic.
I need to be perfect because no one likes me otherwise> people only like me when they think I'm good
>>34120528>I'm unc but I am NOT choppedsame bro wgmi>>34120530ygmi also
>>34120534I'm 30
>>34120538>ygmi alsoNah it's over for me
>>34120515Unless you got an abortion none of those things are dealbreakers for me. I'm only 22 though so it probably wouldn't be me.
>>34120535>Babe there's a difference between introspection and gaslightingWhen it comes to men, is there though?
>>34120543I see why you keep attracting the type you do. They're all idiots but they're not all malicious.
>>34120533You're a real piece of shit.
>>34120521Thanks. Don't have friends and I don't have many good photos of me to try apps without being a creep whose only photos are selfies...
>>34120385Fuck man. I was really trying to build my self up to go see a therapist, but why would I even do that if this is how women are going to see it. I don't want to manipulate them, I just want to work on me and try to be a better person. Just demoralizing to read this take if that is how most women feel.
GenderWhat are you up to tonight?
>>34120385>everything men does is evil because [WORDSWORDSWORDS]God can you fucking annoying whores just come out and say you hate men and everything about them? At least when men hate things we just do it. Theres not this 120 layered burrito of cope and rationalization to sanitize it into being palatable for us to hate things. Jesus
>>34120203M, 31, white, US, 686-73-5140They look nice but are they comfortable?>>34120265NAG but isn't Lego becoming expensive as fuck?
>>34120515>Is it even possible for someone like that to find love?Of course it is. I'm 30, if that makes any difference.I have a hard time believing that you truly have no ambition, though.You at least have an ambition to get into a relationship, and you had ambitions in the past to have a child and raise a family.>And if so where do they go do it? Do they need to get a social hobby first?That would definitely help.
>>34120542Yeah, shoulda specified I'm only really looking for guys over 30 at least. I feel like me being messy and also fussy about hygiene is gonna be a huge problem, is a big contradition like this really not an issue?
>>34120289>the "ick" meme is true>women really are that shallowlmaooooooooo
>>34120385Girl it's a double edged sword.Either he's going to learn with you or you're going to need to see his exact therapist to see if he's talking shit and being naughty. And pray it's a woman with girlcode. If it's a dude, bro's leaning gay.
>single 24 year old maleim too old to be loved, its over
>>34120515I think the fact that you think this thread is a good place to ask for advice is itself a big issue. I wouldn't even consider dating you for that reason alone.
god my skin used to be beautiful. just a few blemishes. i can't even go outside now
>>34120549That is thankfully not how most women feel.Consider for a moment what kind of woman would come to 4chan on a weekend and write something at length about one of her ex-boyfriends being, like, the worstest guy ever.(I will spell it out for you: she is a fucking loser)
>>34120534I'm 27 and I just fed the cats>>34120453I'm biased but if anything I think us BPDfags are overly sensitive and quite empathetic, we just have terrible emotional regulation and coping mechanisms which leads to splitting and crashing out>>34120547>without being a creep whose only photos are selfiesI wouldn't say that's creepy and I don't think most dudes would care >>34120551nunyahad dinner and hung out with people a bit, now just making beats and watching funny vids instead of sleeping>>34120562you're babby
>>34120551MPosting in /atoga/ and resigning myself to going back to work on Monday.
>>34120551FFucking nothingBeing depressed about getting broken up with, having to leave my apartment and move back to my mom's, and taking a job I don't want but feel like I have no other choice but to take because my transportation options are limited rn and my mom wants me gone.
>>34120555>isn't Lego becoming expensive as fucknta but you can buy second hand, and there are loads of knock offs that are much cheaperI have a "Lego" nativity set where Mary has blue hair kek>>34120564I'm sure it's not that bad>>34120558she prolly didn't like him much to begin with (if that post is even real) if she'd drop him over a bloody hat lol
>>34120551F. Just got back from seeing the new Avatar movie with my bf and gf.
>>34120562im 24 too
>>34120555>NAG but isn't Lego becoming expensive as fuck?I read someone say on here that price per brick has stayed the same for a long time, and the increase in cost has come from sets having more individual pieces
>>34120289This did happen one time with a pukka shell necklace. I stayed with him but I hid the necklace.Important: hid, did not throw away, it was safe and he never asked me about it just assumed he had put it somewhere and forgot about it.
>>34120556>You at least have an ambition to get into a relationshipBarely. I've put no effort in because the thought of finding someone who isn't just going to pump and dump, having to live with this person and deal with all their problems, and potentially look after them with laundry/cooking/etc. on top of work is just so tiresome... I don’t wanna give up work because having financial independence is important to me in case the relationship turns abusive if I have my own money I can get out to safety. I don’t know if it's even worth it at my age... but I do also like the idea of having someone who likes me to talk to every day.
>>34120586>don’t know if it's even worth it at my age...sis you're in your early 30s not your 90s lol>potentially look after them with laundry/cooking/etc.a grown man can do that shit for themselves lol
>>34120563True. I did say I was very mentally ill. I guess I'm functionally mentally ill now, like a functional alcoholic.
>>34120586>I don’t know if it's even worth it at my age...It's always worth it!Don't sell yourself short.
Thibking about black women. Thinking about sex with black women.
>>34120596Are you a black man
>>34120596same but tall blondes
I want a 26 year old man, but they don't seem to exist
>>34120598E
>>34120565Thanks for the perspective. I know I should hang out less here because sometimes I read something like this and my mind just spirals thinking wow, this is really how everyone else sees it? That's why I need therapy though, I need real perspective and to work on myself and my self confidence and self esteem.
>>34120600why 26
>>34120551Not much, did a bit of writing, about to take a shower.You?
>>34120597No. I'm white
>>34120560Wait, men should only see female therapists?
>>34120607You didn't bait your hook propperly.
>>34120589I feel like the men who can look after themselves and maintain good hygiene AND willing to be woth someone like me are all taken by 30.>>34120591Alright. This year I'll find an age appropriate social hobby and see where it gets me.
>>34120604Perfect age
>>34120610I think male therapists are better for men
Have you provided value to the shareholders today?
>>34120569Fucking sucks, but I'm sure you'll be back on your feet in no time.>>34120571>>34120576Huh, I see. I just know I had a coworker who ran out and bought some small set years back and even then it was over $100.>>34120574I didn't know there was a new one. Is it good?
>>34120618I liked it. Saw it in 3D and I didn't puke, so you know it was well done.
>>34120614The start of my 26 was pretty good
@grok, make all anons naked
>>34120575f? :D
>>34120613>look after themselves and maintain good hygiene AND willing to be woth someone like meI mean that's not really a high bar lol, I doubt that>>34120601E>>34120600>tfw 27it's ogre>>34120618I liked the part where they Avatar all over the placetruly one of the films of all time
>>34120610It's more like male therapists are most likely to do the dudebro crap and nobody needs that except gay men. Men need feminism therapy and it's best to learn feminism from a female.
Either gender: why can't I motivate myself to get my life together? Why can't I take action?
>>34120546>You're a real piece of shit.LOL. Why? I'm just giving my own perspective like everyone here.
>>34120618>back on your feet in no timeI was a neet or neet adjacent for a decade before this. I got pulled out of a hole but knocked back in real quick once I started being hopeful.
>dating prospects get better at 26 for males according to atogajust 2 more years until my real life begins bros
>>34120630And I gave mine.
>>34120626yea
Another night clubbing, another night still an incel. I Genuinely don't think I'll ever get laid at this point.
>>34120627>I mean that's not really a high bar lol, I doubt thatI feel like it is a high bar from what I see and hear online
>>34120629What's the point if you're almost always destined to fail either by your own doing, someone else's, or something circumstantial.
>>34120629M, could be a lot of factors, depression, anxiety, overwhelm, learned helplessness, inertia/staying in your comfort zone, lack of disciplineOnly you can answer what really matters to you and gives you purposeiktf, back to being a hikkineet, need another job before monies dry up>>34120637hope you had fun clubbing at leastygmi, chin up anon>>34120638>from what I see and hear onlinetouching grass sometimes is good
>>34120629What problems do you even have?
>>34120512>in certain blousesAnd almost all tshirts and yes it concerns me so much that I wear white less than I'd like to.
>>34120633i'm 27 and never had a gf, bro...
>>34120627Um markimoo is 36.
>>34120600I just recently turned 26.I'm not any more mature than I was at 20 (though my money certainly has matured you could say)
>>34120628Honestly a lot of modern young men that don't know how to even be masculine need the dudebro crap. Women can't help them.
>>34120638>from what I see and hear onlineWhat if I told you that irl was (thankfully) nothing at all like online, maybe even better than online
>>34120640>M, could be a lot of factors, depression, anxiety, overwhelm, learned helplessness, inertia/staying in your comfort zone, lack of disciplineThis is pretty much all of it, kek. Have bipolar type 2, social anxiety, anxiety in general, get overwhelmed and stressed out easily, stay in my comfort zone, etc. I've been in and out of school for over 10 years now. Doesn't help that I'm going for a STEM degree, which is actually difficult. I also want to accomplish other things, like become a writer and I find it hard to get started to write.
i just came so hard on my gfs face
>>34120651Yes, that is where the mtf's need to go before they op and then think lesbians will still want dick.
>>34120606I had a catastrophic hard drive failure, one of my 8 TBs, and I'm picking the pieces back up. It's not all bad, but my media server days are done for now. I also got pizza.Whatcha writing?>>34120631A lot of my life was that cycle, of being hopeful and then being homeless and so on. You just gotta keep going. Eventually, you'll reach a comfortable life and look back on this time like "wow, that sucked and I'm glad it's over".
>>34120646>I'm not any more mature than I was at 20Why do you think that
>>34120656Sorry you were homeless, I like hanging out in libraries but not when I HAVE to and smell bad so uh, I feel you.I take comfort in the idea that I could jump in front of a bus. I'm not ready for encouragement I want to stay in the hole.
>>34120640>hope you had fun clubbing at leastYeah it was fun still, I liked the music, but it sucks to see all the couples/chads rizzing and reminding me what I'll never have
>>34120656>I had a catastrophic hard drive failureOh jeez. It sucks when stuff suddenly dies. Hope you had important files backed up.>Whatcha writing?I write novels for fun. Currently 49,000 words deep into a fantasy adventure romance.
>>34120658Virgin and behind in career
Why do men go to /soc/ and /adv/ to find girlfriends only to pussy out once they exchange contacts?
>>34120667>I write novels for fun. Currently 49,000 words deep into a fantasy adventure romance.I'm trying to get back into writing. How do you keep at it?
>>34120670Beats me. I can’t relate.
>>34120644>Um markimoo is 36I'm saying I'm 27 you doofus>>34120653RIP, I'm also bipolar and dropped out of schooldon't give up though, keep pursuing your goals through the ups and downsgetting started is the hardest part but just start writing something and the rest will come together>>34120666what kind of music were they playing?ah well, grass is greener, don't worry about them>>34120654ENTJ is that you>>34120670doing it for validation, or avoidance issues
Women how big is your clit?
>>34120628I've been to 3 other therapists that just didn't work for me before I settled on my current one, a Latina therapist. I'm a white dude and I would 100% recommend any guy who is considering a female therapist, give a Latina a try. Before her I had a gay male therapist, an older surfer dudebro, and a hippie white lady. She shoots straight, it's not just feelings bullshit, but at the same time she doesn't try to emasculate me and talks a lot about bringing balance.
>>34120670The dopamine hit of getting that far soothes them just enough to come back to their senses and panic about what they've just gotten themselves into.
>>34120676>I would 100% recommend any guy who is considering a female therapist, give a Latina a tryI would fall in love after the first session jk
do you support antinatalism?
>>34120672Make yourself do it every day. Set a time where you WILL write. I find that if I don't do this, I'll get into major periods of writer's block and go weeks or months without any significant progress. If you can't think of anything to write, then just edit stuff you've already written, and think about how to progress while you're doing other stuff during the day.
>>34120679I support anti-analism
>>34120679for china and india yeah
>>34120679idk what that is and it sounds retarded
>>34120679yes, too many people on the planet
>>34120674>RIP, I'm also bipolar and dropped out of schoolYeah, forgot I'm also ADHD as well. Actually getting your shit together when you have all these issues is a bitch.>don't give up though, keep pursuing your goals through the ups and downsYeah. Thinking about taking another semester long break from school but we'll see what happens. I may sign up for just one class, idk>getting started is the hardest part but just start writing something and the rest will come togetherYeah, I need to just do it. I've had a book I've been working on for awhile open most of today and haven't bothered writing anything. I'll get to it tonight I suppose. It has only been a few months since I last wrote though, so that's not too bad. >>34120681>I find that if I don't do this, I'll get into major periods of writer's block and go weeks or months without any significant progress.This always ends up happening to me, KekBut yeah, thank you. I've also got other hobbies going on too but I want to take this seriously and hopefully make a career out of it. I'm gonna do it, anon. Thanks
>>34120683and americans too
>>34120679Only for the darker races.
>>34120676Yes, brown women therapists are kino.
>>34120679I feel the same way I do about pro lifers. I have no problem with that opinion if you only try to exert it on your own reproductive system. Other people are in charge of theirs, you do what you want with yours. I am personally antinatalist because I think I'd make a shit parent and pass on some genes that wouldn't fare well, plus like, things are pretty shit right now but I'm not judging anyone else for having babies.
>>34120679I make fun of antinatalists on the internet. I do not encounter them in real life.
>>34120675Well... I don't know.
>>34120664Yeah, spent four years couch-surfing when I wasn't in school. Sucked. But I have my own place and my biggest issue now is pests.>I'm not ready for encouragement I want to stay in the hole.No problem with that... so long as you don't remain long enough for it to become a grave. Just do your best.>>34120667>Hope you had important files backed up.Not really. I had about 24 hours before the drive went from perfectly fine to completely worthless. I backed up a lot in that time, but missed out on my TV/movies library and my PS3/Vita games.Funnily, what clued me in that the drive was completely going was that I was playing a translated game and it suddenly stopped being able to translate big swathes of text.>I write novels for fun.Creative endeavors for fun are based. I used to try designing tabletop games in my spare time.>>34120670Both genders do this.
Women, is a guy using this phone a red flag?
>>34120695Looks like a pokemon
>>34120687>forgot I'm also ADHD as wellsame, I think they're very commonly co-morbidand yeah no rush with school, better to take your time if you can then throw in the towel entirely>I've had a book I've been working on for awhile open most of today and haven't bothered writing anythingwell that's alright, sometimes you can't force itgood that you still have other hobbies and stuff tho>>34120698nag but in my clubbing days I'd sometimes go out with a flipphone and some zoomettes thought it was cool lolsmartphones are overrated desu, we don't really need em
>>34120698He'd be too old for me most likely.
>>34120698There are worse options
>>34120636Do you want a bf?
would you date a guy who street races?
Did I just see that correctly? There's a suicide hotline ad with ff7?
>>34120698Which one are you>Old>Paranoid>Autistic Hipster
>>34120711Square Enix are whores
>>34120702>smartphones are overrated desu, we don't really need emI'm finding these days that the only thing I really *need* mine for is to clock into my job, and I won't always need it for that.I'm eager to ditch mine since I also own a tablet, a laptop and an ebook reader, making it pretty redundant.... and I just miss the tactile buttons, if I'm being honest! I liked using t9word to text people.If HMD revived the Xpressmusic phones that Nokia made, I'd love to buy one of those instead.>>34120713"old" (30) hipster. Mostly, I'm tired of constantly charging my iPhone and dealing with constant updates to shit I hardly ever use.>>34120704Truly. I remember seeing those things for sale at Gamestop.
>>34120716It's a year old too, wtf.https://youtu.be/Ru8kDGPv2G0
>>34120719>"old" (30) hipster.I'm older than you lol. I get it, I hate QR code menus and tap to pay still makes me nervous and both of those things make me feel old but I'd rather have the smartphone in case my debit card goes missing while I'm out of state or smth. Or to view bus schedules in real time. I find enough convenience in it to bother but my god I almost wish I didn't.
Do young people still watch tv?
>>34120727Does streaming count as watching TV?
>>34120727nopehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWDtby8WgzQ
>>34120727I'm not sure anyone under 50 watches TV anymore, assuming you mean stuff that is broadcast. I'm an old millennial fag myself and abandoned regular TV for streaming and YouTube pretty quickly.
>>34120719Unfortunately(?), the N-Gage doesn't really work anymore as a phone. It uses 2G.I may have briefly considered getting one recently.
>>34120727They're glued to social media and streaming which may as well just be watching tv.I doubt many of them watch cable, satellite or antenna anymore.
>>34120669I'd date you
>>34120723Hmm, I truly hadn't considered bus and subway schedules.I've never lived anywhere that saw me relying on public transit, although I'm moving to a major city later this year.Hopefully, I'll still be able to hack it without a smartphone.I dug out my old digital camera in preparation of abandoning my smartphone lol :o)
>>34120679For everyone else, not me
>>34120733My old car had a carphone and I actually tried to get it connected, but it was also 2G only and no network would connect me. I think 2G was completely shutdown around then or not long after, this was about 6 or 7 years ago.
how do you threaten an avoidant virgin into becoming your bf
I spoke too soon I'm starting to cramp
>>34120551DM prep, thinking about D&D campaigns and how it sort of feels impossible to run the campaign you actually want to run because everyone has differing tastes
>>34120424look it up. the loss of blood flow causes brain damage, including mental health problems>>34120429oh my god, its not just my sister who says this?
>>34120707do you listen to rally phonk while drifting https://youtu.be/-82eHZTZbeg>>34120719I miss my old Nokia brick also get one g>>34120727ye my old housemates were always watching love island, the real housewives and bakeoff and shizz>>34120730this kid is cooked lol>>34120742collar himalso cookies are good
>>34120742Be friends with him first, see were things go, don't force him in a relationship
>>34120742threaten to castrate it. thats all that scares moids
>>34120747For me, it's 90s jungle.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niOKiCqd_Eg
>>34120744That's rad as fuck. I always wanted to play D&D but I'm not social enough.
>>34120742moids cant be virgins though, they always fuc each other, bi ultrawhores
>"Men can't be raped" girl is hereGoodnight folks
>>34120741Aaaah that's so sick. My dad drove an old 535i for a while that was wired for one.
>>34120743I figured it would just be delayed for ya, femanon. It's never a full free and clear. The shoe drops but you'll never see it.
>sincere and passionate waifufag that never masturbates or watches porn>guy who goons with high regularity choose, femanonsHARDMODE: no suicide to escape
>>34120756I've had crampless periods before
>>34120755Yeah my E39 was all setup for it and still had an old SIM card, but it wouldn't connect at all. The system just thought I was perpetually in a no signal zone. The buttons being lit up at night looked really cool though.
>>34120751I was listening to this exact track the other day lol, basedhave some more jazzy liquid from an obscure PS1 racing game https://youtu.be/7dslT-Ejp-Iand smth I made ;P https://voca.ro/19Ps8ZLcnaOs>>34120749don't threaten me with a good time (jk don't)>>34120759at least it looks lit af
>>34120757waifufag because maybe he'll get over her
>>34120762He will not. The gooner will also not stop gooning.
>>34120757Highly depends on the waifu and how degen of porn.Child waifu and scat porn levels and I'm killing myself for choosing.
I'm tired of acting like someone I'm not, should I tell her the truth?
>>34120757Waifufag. He's got self-control and he's at least capable of loyalty.
>>34120758I have too. Usually after a gym streak, but not always.
>>34120757waifufagwe'll start a doujin circle together
>>34120760>TOCABased, I had this on PS1. My uncle bought me a bunch of games and most of them were racing games.
>>34120752D&D is very fun yeah. I know when I find a GF I definitely would love to have her into D&D and other roleplaying games as well as literature and stuff.
>>34120752Also one on one D&D is always an option. It's not as social but it's a ton of fun because it's highly attentive and very immersive. You're basically both as a DM and the player having the exact kind of game you both want.
>>34120765>should I tell her the truthhonesty is the best policy>>34120771>I had this on PS1truly a man of cultureenjoy your drifting https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=re1IjZsUGtUalso based uncle, my uncle used to write game reviews so I used to get random demo discs
Moids are my hobby
tonight will be a night of black witchery and blasphemy
>>34120782based moid enjoyer
>>34120782There are men in this website.
>>34120782how about hubby instead?
>>34120787>in this websiteget me out of here I've been trapped behind the glass for 20 years>>34120784hot
>90s racing game chatR4: Ridge Racer Type 4 is one of the finest art objects I own and I'm not even joking. It's a masterpiecehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uisc9tp7DQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epQgEagvVMAWomen who want to be in my life must understand that I am a man who holds these kinds of opinions, that 30 year-old racing video games can represent the apex of human artistic achievementThis game is something I intend to keep on a shelf within reach of my children.
Nevermind I'm depressed lol
>>34120793How do I get him out of here?*pawing phone*
>>34120797aw, what's got you downmaybe some witchy incantations would help>>34120796>It's a masterpiecebased and agreed>30 year-old racing video games can represent the apex of human artistic achievementnow I wanna play Sonic Riders again
>>34120796A damn good game. Although I'm more partial to Daytona if I'm playing anything of the era.>>34120803ALSO a damn good game.
>>34120766>capable of loyalty>cheats on his waifu
>>34120796btw Kohta Takahashi is still active on social media and pumping out bangers he made an album that was basically like "what if there was a Ridge Racer 5" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L81aJUZhPoI
>>34120754moids admit that they always want sex. this is ridiculous>>34120757neither sound bad? but the first one for surei hope the first one isnt asexual (its obv not a real guy) but either way i'd take him>>34120805i wont cheat on James...
Does anyone remember Pappyland?>>34120707>would you date a guy who street races?Yes, I used to do it too.>>34120629>why can't I motivate myself to get my life together? Why can't I take action?Because a lot of people need momentum to actually get started, especially when trying to do something new.
need a woman that won't abandon me.
>>34120803>based and agreedYou ever get to play it with the weird twisty controller that Namco made, the neGcon? Shit's incredibleIt's perfect for wipEout, too>now I wanna play Sonic Riders againI had a dream about that game last night for some reason lol? Something is in the air>>34120804For this humble video game enthusiast, if the Saturn's comin' out? It's Sega Rally ChampionshipDaytona is also great, but I love Sega Rally to deathhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wm3R2ypn1fk
It's rreally over atfet 25 isn't it. I will never be a normie
>>34120815wish moids actually wanted this. i want one moid for life but moids are lying violent whores, and i learned the easy way, so i dont get to date at all
>>34120820Why don't you date a fat and balding guy then
>>34120820yeah well in my experience women tell you how much the love you one day and then the next one they leave you, I know they're not all like that though
>>34120815realI'm so afraid of being abandoned I end up pushing everyone away, alas>>34120818>wipEoutalso a n awesome game>Sega Rally ChampionshipI used to play this in the arcade lol, good timeslove that video also lol>had a dream about that game last night for some reasonbased>>34120819being a normie is overrated, just be your best self
>>34120824shit I posted the wrong pic nvm :v
Remember when /atoga/ filled out those boyfriend applications?
>>34120827There was a sex application last thread.
>>34120812There was a Ridge Racer V! It's basically the y2k version of R4, stylistically, but is criminally low on content compared to it.Game was so slim that it was printed on a CD instead of a DVD.He did most of the soundtrack for that one as well.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucZW99MXrUY
>>34120819No, it's not over. You can still be a normie if you want to be one, probably.If you really can't, that's hardly the end of the world.
complete fucking acid!
>>34120828truly the degeneracy level has increased jk>>34120829>There was a Ridge Racer VI didn't even know lol, might have to check it out sometime>He did most of the soundtrack for that one as wellbro is a legend
>>34120813But if you love james the way waifufags love their characters, ever loving or having sex with a real person WOULD be cheating.
>>34120828What would you do if Charlie told you he hated you?
>>34120702>and yeah no rush with school, better to take your time if you can then throw in the towel entirelyI mean you say this but in America, it feels like everything is going to hell soon. Kek otherwise, I'd still be anxious but not as much>well that's alright, sometimes you can't force it>good that you still have other hobbies and stuff thoYeah, and it's also stuff I'm taking very seriously too
>>34120837Probably nothing.
Where do I meet clingy gf
>>34120821>moids are lying violent whores>>34120823mids tell you how much they love you and then cheat on you and hit you>>34120836yes i know, i would never cheat on him
>>34120841>Where do I meet clingy gf so I can break her heart
>>34120846that's what makes it fun, dumbass
>>34120841>Where do I meet clingy gf
Men don't love you if you're not beautifulThey can like you or think you're nice.But they won't love you
>>34120854Men think the women they truly love are beautiful.
>>34120845>mids tell you how much they love you and then cheat on you and hit youI would've never cheated on her or hit her, I loved her
>>34120854If you're ugly they won't even be nice to you. And no, being fat isn't ugly if you think she could be pretty by losing weight.
>>34120854that's not true tho>>34120856this guy gets it
>>34120856They don't truly love uglies>>34120858ExactlyThey literally scoff at me when I speak to them
It makes me feel bad when women want to be disrespected during sex. Like if you like being choked and spat on I'll do it for you but I won't like it
>>34120861>They don't truly love ugliesThat just isn’t true, unless you mean women with ugly personalities and behavior.
I feel like a zoo animal sometimes watching everyone else find love and be happy and they didn't even have to try. I have to beg and beg and they don't even have to do anything
>>34120871maybe stop begging you pathetic faggot. No one likes beggars
femanons what should I fap to
>>34120873mpreg
>>34120871I'm sure a lot of zoo animals find love tbf, not much else to do in those enclosures besides shagging >>34120874ANYTHING BUT THAT AAAAAAAAAAA
>>34120873cbt
my sleep paralysis demon tried to rape me
>>34120873
>>34120875>ANYTHING BUT THAT AAAAAAAAAAAtoo bad now you have to
the sleep paralysis demon was actually me
Women, do more of your dating app hookups, if any, happen through Tinder or Hinge nowadays?>tfw haven't fucked a girl through Tinder in over a year>but went on multiple dates with several girls and got a fwb for awhile from Hinge last year
>>34120873Women on sybian
>>34120880but my sleep paralysis demon is a woman
>>34120881I don't use apps for hook ups
>>34120880Sorry about your face fren. Please fuck off though.
My mom laughing retelling a story about the time she made a teenager cry No wonder I'm evil bro look who raised me
>>34120884Damn you must be hot
>>34120878challenge accepted jk>>34120876like a therapist or my balls getting crushed>>34120882is that like a female fapping machine or somethingfuck's sake can't I get a normal suggestion>>34120888your mom sounds based ngl
>>34120889I'm not
>>34120883so?>>34120885what did he mean by this
Sadly being drunk doesn't make all moids look attractive to me. It just makes me not care
>>34120893You know what. I'll take it.
>>34120890>your mom sounds based nglIm so fucked
>>34120891How do you have hookups without meeting on an app first?
>>34120888My mom likes telling people how smart I was as a child and how she dunked on men in videogames when they were cabinet pieces and how my uncle hogged the commodore.
>>34120864spit in my mouth and slap my face really hard. call me a bitch and tell me I deserve it. I only like it because it makes me extremely horny I promise there's no other reason
>>34120888Your mother is evil
>>34120892>so?so it wasn't you obviously
>>34120893It doesn't make foids more attractive to me either. It just makes me laugh inappropriately loud, mostly
>>34120899I don't have sex
>>34120890Yeah. Is gud for clitoris stimulation.
>>34120903And so am I
>>34120888That sounds shitty. What'd she do?
>>34120877They do shit like that. I think they feed on fearThey're pathetic
>>34120912My cousin forgot her jacket and someone gave her theirs and my mom started scolding her for not being ready and that she's not a little kid
>>34120888My mom LOVES talking shit about strangers and her coworkers. I think its just a mom thing,
>>34120916No my mom is just mean and thinks she's better than everyone I'm so fucked why do I let this woman control my brain
Fuck boomers for fucking up the economy because now I'm stuck at home and being mentally assfucked by living with my parents becoming a worse person than I ever could've dreamed
>>34120915Seems a little overboard.>>34120919The fact that you know that kind of shit isn't cool is a sign that you aren't fucked imo.
>>34120919Yeah like I said, my mom too. I think its just a mom thing
Is getting older just breaking down how you fucked up your own life, and how it was fucked up by variables you never had a chance of controlling?
>>34120925It's not a mom thing, it's a dickhead thing.
>>34120925I don't want to be that kind of mother. I think I'd be very cold and strict but I don't like that idea.
>>34120915>my mom started scolding her for not being ready and that she's not a little kidI mean that's not that bad lol>>34120919>my mom is just mean and thinks she's better than everyone>>34120916>LOVES talking shit about strangers and her coworkersMine is the same lol>>34120922You can always move outBut yeah I have to have roommates, can't afford to live alone Probably a good thing though because they sometimes reel me in from going off the deep end
>>34120926It's also looking at your circumstances and trying to change what you actually do have control of.
>>34120908I have one with the attachments and it's good for more than just the clit.
I want to know what it's like to be pregnant but I also don't want to have kids. Would it be okay to get knocked up and abort the thing 7 months in?
>>34120932No offense but every time I've had roommates I was always the one being taken advantage of, but when I needed help it was crickets
abandonment issues suck, I wish I didn't care about people abandoning me but I do and it hurts me deeply every time it happens
>>34120936What a waste, you could just sell it.
>>34120926PossIt was within my control tho, I fucked up my life because I have no discipline or self-control. I had all the opportunities I just squandered them. Now my old friends are buying house and getting married while I'm getting drunk at 4am and gooning to rule 34
>>34120936You can sell it for a lot of money
>>34120935You can't show them on a blue board is all. But yes, they exist.
>>34120926how old is old? I'm 28 and I feel like each year my life gets better each year.
>>34120934True But then you start to realize you can't control the things that matter. jjust cope and damage control
>>34120908>>34120935Looks like the Volcano Vaporizer of sex toys
>>34120926That's part of it. Coming to terms with these things and processing them in a healthy manner is part of growing. Because no matter the hardships you've gone through or the traumas you've endured, your mental health isn't your fault but it is your responsibility.
>>34120878Wow, even prehistoric cultures had their own BlueValkyrie.
>>34120946ntaPretty apt comparison
>>34120937Yeah sometimes I feel like cinderella but I'm lucky in my current situation that I don't have to pay rent so just get groceries and stuffBut yeah iktf you gotta be careful not to let people walk over you if you're a generous personI lent (she'll never pay me back lol) my ex money several times, meanwhile when I was hard up she left me on read lol
>>3412094324Is that true? I feel like I'm getting worse even if I'm gaining things, they don't feel tangible or meaningful
>>34120945I can't say I agree.You can control the things that matter, but you'll probably have to endure some bad times while you wrest control of those things from the circumstances you were born into.
>>34120943>28 and I feel like each year my life gets better each yearGodspeed Meanwhile I'm 27 and mine gets worse each year kek
>>34120951M, nta, etcI felt that way at 24 but don't feel that way at 30. I stopped feeling that way around 27.Could take you longer, might not. Hang in there.
>>34120854moids are incapable of love. their two emotions are intertwined, so they hate hot women more.this is why they hate children more than adult women>>34120857bad troll>>34120864>i dont want her to enjoy ityou moids talk about how evil i am for not being a masochist
>>34120946Lmao. Men should make a micro sybian a la vaporizer. Since they want to have onahole and birthing bots.
>>34120951it depends if you're actually walking the rocky path or not. 24 was a dark time for me but I persevered and now I'm working hard towards a career I want and I have a partner who loves me dearly. major changes for me happened at 26. so it's not over for you.>>34120955it gets better, but you have to make it gets better
>>34120960Oh! Oh!And give it pussy spa and clit suction!
Maybe I should get a nose job
>>34120967we are gonna milk it
>>34120962>I have a partner who loves me dearlyI find this less likely every yearIf someone didn't like me at my best, or my lowest, they'll never like me at all
>>34120970What appears to be the nose problem
>>34120967Women are going mad insane
>>34120976Women are goofy malcontents itt
>>34120970nooooooooo babe ur beak is so sexy pls dont do that
>>34120962>you have to make it gets betterEasier said than done lol
>>34120959>bad trollI'm not trolling! it's true! sorry that other men have treated you like shit but I'm not lying, I miss her
>>34120980nta but that doesn't mean it can't be done or isn't worth doing
>>34120857So why'd you leave her
I just want GODS GRACE TO SAVE MY SOUL!
>>34120877me and James
I hate being awake and sleeping isn't much better
>>34120981moids constantly admit that they are nothing but sadists>>34120988well, a moid told me that no moid would date a woman who is ugly or over age 20
>>34120988she left me>>34120996moids constantly admit that they are nothing but sadistswell what kind of men have you been dating?
>>34120993Can you break character for like two seconds and please tell me how and why you fell this madly in love with James Madison
>>34120993Ew you nasty bitch get away from me.
>>34120989>“You can’t conceive, my child, nor can I or anyone the … appalling … strangeness of the mercy of God.”>― Graham Greene, Brighton Rock
Im never going to get princess treatment lol
>>34120989+1 prayer but maybe ask the Mother of God and the rest of the saints as well
>>34120901I don't want to feed into mental issues or trauma
Why don't the lonely, single femanons just date fat and balding guys?
Femanons, would you have sex with me if I asked you to have sex with me?
>>34121009because nobody like fat or balding men
>>34121011What about fat AND balding men?
why don't single femanons date the skinny long haired guy with abandonment issues (me)
>>34121009I can't tell if an extremely annoyed woman or a man who deeply hates himself keeps posting this.
>>34121012no they don't want to date a fat and balding guy but you can at least fix the weight issue to improve your chances of dating someone
>>34121010>Femanons, would you have sex with me if I asked you to have sex with me?Sure, if you're kind and hygienic.
>>34120999i have never gone on a date or had sex.>>34121001i genuinely just think he's sexyand im for real, why do you moids say the craziest shit yet think im a troll?>>34121002we were made for each other. i will only rawdog you until you bleed if you want it. give me a chance, James.
>>34120985Eh, I get the "never give up" advice but I'm tired of trying, too many issues holding me back
>>34121021>i have never gone on a date or had sex.then why are you judging me!?
>>34121021Why are you talking like ENTJ?
>>34121024i refuse to date for a reason...i've seen moids' uncensored thoughts.>moids constantly admit that they are nothing but sadists
>>34121029I KEEP GETTING THIS ITS SO ANNOYING
>>34121031Time for some self reflection then.
>>34121031Baby I was only kidding, great now you hate me too.
>>34121030you're kinda dumb, not every man is like the sick freaks that post here, you know that right?
>>34121032WTF AM I SUPPOSED TO DO ABT THAT
>>34121040have you thought about being nicer?
>>34121040Come to the realization that you're becoming a literal carbon copy of someone you don't like, and what it says about you and the way you act.
Whats it like having nice, smooth skin?
>>34121034i would never abandon you, James. just give me a chance>>34121035they admit that theyre all like that. it's that simple. have you ever heard of a moid who doesnt hate his gf, to begin with?
>>34121047It's pretty good ngl
>>34121044to moids, including entJ? ofc not.>>34121045i literally just type like him. i have nothing in common with a MOID. im a woman, moids are incapable of hating moids
>>34120973search for friends first! I promise that's how I met my partner>>34120980yes, but that's the hardest part and you have to do it.
>>34121048You are cray cray kekI really liked my exes and am still friends with them
>>34121052You're literally him.
>>34121053>that's the hardest part and you have to do itthat's like effort tho xP
>>34121052You won't even be nice to me?
>>34121055it's common knowledge that moids cannot be friends with women. this is because moids unconditionally hate women.
>>34121064Bruh most of my good frens have been womenYou need to take a chill pill, maybe go for a walk in the grass or smth
>>34121063only you
>>34121070I love you <3
>>34121021>i genuinely just think he's sexyThat haircut is not doing bro any favours tho
>>34121053I've had friends for years
I’m proud of being a woman but it sucks to be one in a misogynistic world. I’m 23yo and HKV due to being socially awkward and I’m made fun of bc of that and my family thinks I’m gay. My sister makes snark comments about me being gay to strangers and brags about how popular she was among men at my age (she’s 35) and still is.meanwhile she doesn’t even fathom the kind of things some of our relatives say about her behind her back because they think she is a cheap gold-digging whoreShe married the ‘nice guy’ in the end despite her record and such guys don’t even acknowledge my existence
>>34121062you can sit in the perpetual human stew or you can take the first steps. if you wanna discuss a bit more I'll add you on dc if you'd like>>34121075yeah I mean new friends and new connections, that's what you have to learn
>>34121077Whores always win Bullies always win It's either your morals or success.
>>34121079Lol I tried to make new friends somehow fucked it up so badly that a whole group of people hate me now
>>34121069seriously?you want me to think that moids can be friends with women? actual lunacy. you'd be singing a different tune if you had a gf with moid "friends"
do women find men with eating disorders attractive?
>>34121077Your f a m is lame and 23 is youngI hope you can gain more confidence and have some luck >>34121079>you can take the first stepsIt's all just so o v e r w h e l m i n g but ik action is always better than inactionCheers for the offer but I'm not a discordfagGodspeed
>>34121072I love you too <3
>>34121093You're the only woman I need.
>>34121085>you want me to think that moids can be friends with womenYe>you'd be singing a different tune if you had a gf with moid "friends"My exes did lol cuz they were normal people>>34121088The disorder itself isn't
>>34120849The difference is that men are joking and women aren't joking but pretend it's a joke.
>>34121099>The disorder itself isn'teven if it makes me barely eat anything?
>>34121095You're all I need, and all you need is what I offer
>>34121107Yes that's not attractive to most foids especially if she enjoys cooking or going out to eatIt's only potentially attractive to "I can fix him" bpd foidz ime
>>34120340i mean its not like we looked totally dyel before. they probably think he went too far, being an obsessed gymcel is not attractive. one of the few things i agree with women on
>>34121107You need stamina
State gender. How necessary is it for you to discuss the media you consume on social media or forums? Because I’ve just realized my internet usage has been down the past 3 months (including using this site), and it’s because I really don’t head to forums or Twitter whenever I read a book, watch a show, see some news thing, etc.It almost makes me feel like I’ve lost touch
>>34121108Show me everything you can give me.
>>34121088What kind of ED
>>34121109>It's only potentially attractive to "I can fix him" bpd foidz imethat doesn't sound too bad>>34121113I have stamina though
>>34121105... moids constantly brag about wanting to beat and rape women and children.a cuck frenchcel killed a bunch of women and admitted that it was anti-feminism
>>34120943huhim 23 and ive felt like every year has gotten worse since 14
>>34121122Nigga just move to discord with you little boyfriend and leave us alone.
Do zoomers even know how to perform basic home and car maintenance when they can't afford either?
>>34120340>Be a moid>Project your taste onto women instead of admitting that youre a faggot>Repeatabs are kind or gross, and his tits are clearly worse
>>34121117i dont understand the point of thatwhy would i want to talk to people about consuming media instead of just consuming the mediawhats there to discuss
>>34121117MNot totally necessary, but I do enjoy it.
>>34121119I'm afraid of eating because I'm scare of becoming fat again
>>34121125Yes? I don’t want to sound like a zoomer, but Most of this can be YouTubed/researched. And I say this as a son of a handyman whose favorite hobby was DIY around the house.
Femanons, would you wear a straitjacket during sex if your hypothetical moid wanted you to?
Male anons why did the kind techy man on the tellyphone say>DO NOT REDEEMand hanged up on me when i redeemed the gift card? what did i do wrong?
>>34121127You must think 1/2 of the boards on this site are pointless
>>34121118you could be my moidslave or my sweetheart.i could peg you dry until you bleed and drag you into my room and tie you to my bed and 69 you until you pass outor i could make you breakfast, wake you up with a bj, and put you on my lap while petting you and telling you how adorableeither way, i need to kiss your thighs
>>34121132yes but are handcuffs not sexier?
>>34121132i would put him in a straitjacket
>>34121117MIf it left a big impression yes, otherwise I don't care.
>>34121125m20my car was $2200, bought it the summer before lasti mean in the age of youtube if you cant do basic shit like change fluids, tires, air filter etc. you should unironically be euthanized
>>34121117FIt's notSometimes I'll go on YouTube after I've had a couple days to digest something and watch some stuff to make sure I didn't misunderstand anything and see what other people are saying but I see no need to add my opinions to it.
>>34121130You need exercise, starving isn't any better than eating too much
>>34121134he was trying to trick you!
>>34121142>my car was $2200How
>>34121136when i think about it, all the boards on this site are pointless kekshitposting is fun tho
>>34121130You should be more afraid of the damage you're doing to your heart, and bones. Unless you want to die in your 50s.
>>34121144I will start exercising that's what my friends suggested but I don't want to get bulky
>>34121138I dont like what you are implying by saying that and posting that pic in tandem.Regardless, handcuffs are on average sexier but both have their own charm.>>34121140I could fix you, I just know it.
>>34121151its 30 years oldalso i live in the south so cars tend to be cheaper here
>>34121125Pretty much anyone can be a handyman, YouTube tutorials taught me a tonne of shit and I'm a millennial. I learned car maintainance about my own car specifically and a shitload about computers all from tutorial videos. The only limitation really is tools not being available or knowing you probably don't have the right touch for some things.>>34121142$2200 post-COVID? That thing must be an absolute rustbucket.
>>34121137I want both, I just need to be able to touch you, breathe the same air as you, I want you to be mine and only mine. And in order for this to happen join me in death my love.
>>34121083yeah it be like that. you gotta find your people as well, not just targetting a group. I know it gets harder outside of school and all that but do keep it up. what I've found works well is just offering to exchange numbers and arranging for people to come over.>>34121088no, but it's not a turn off because I have one too>>34121092let's talk about it here then, which aspect do you find overwhelming?>>34121117I discuss it with friends mainly>>34121123it dips. I feel like early to mid 20s is just the worst time but once you truly realise you can just do whatever you want and life has no real consequences it gets better>>34121132no but I'm fine with bed restraints
>>34121138FREE HIM
>>34121153but but I'm taking vitamins!
>>34121130do squats, if it goes to your ass, no problem
>>34121158nah just burns about a quart of oil a monthand needs weatherstrippingoverdrive is fucked too but i dont do much interstate traveling so 3 gears is enoughcant find a picture but like picrel
>>34121159I'm terrified that it'll hurt, I'm not as perfect as you...
>>34121165women like big asses? mine became boney after losing weight :(
Can any of you women here sing? Its super hard, but I already play guitar and piano so I got to skip the pitch matching and timing parts though. Even if you hit all the right notes on time though you still sound like shit because singing voices / tone take months to years to develop Anyway, I picked 5 songs to practice over and over for 3 - 6 months. How crazy would it drive you hearing your bf practice the same songs over and over and over again with bad tone? My gf does sometimes like hearing me sing though so I must be improving. My songs (I'm a baritone) are:Little Sister - Queens of the stone ageBe My Wife - David BowiePale Blue Eyes - Velvet UndergroundLove Will Tear Us Apart - Joy divisionAll My Little Words - Magnetic fields. I would like to add a Nick Cave song in there. too
>>34121123It’s 50/50 for me. Teenage me was much more insecure, uglier, but was extremely hopeful about his future potential and education. With much lesser responsibilities things were simple. Hell, I remember being HYPED to get my 1st job, even though it was part time garbage, just because of the money. I also had a much better social life.Now I’ve pretty much accepted my place in the societal rat race, but I have much more hobbies, better looking, etc. but a worse social life with little hope for the future.
I'm just saying I'm just saying If I were dead this wouldn't be a problem
>>34121160>no but I'm fine with bed restraintsThis is an acceptable compromise
>>34121172Shut up whore
>>34121175Hoe don’t do it
>>34121171to be honest big asses give me something to live for
Added some extra magnesium and VitD3 to my med stack.I kind of want to eat more vegetables now.
>>34121175I say this to myself 5 times a day
visiting /pol/is basically like reddit except they say nigger more
>>34121117M, I enjoy fandom forums and whatnot but can live without em>>34121120>that doesn't sound too badIt's not great tho is it >>34121125They ask ChatGPT and Grok>>34121160>which aspect do you find overwhelmingAll of it>>34121175Take a nap, death free trial
I'm freaking the fuck outtt
>>34121167>old MercuryUnfathomably based. Learn how to wrench and keep that thing going man, those cars are awesome.
>>34121177bed restraints and a blindfold and headphones to play music sounds fun, while you just use a vibrator on me and we have sex>>34121186let's break it down. when you say all of it, what are the specifics?
>>34121174i looked much better as a teenager. acne was gone by the time i started high school, and looking back i was actually good looking, but my esteem was bad then too. now im balding and its simply over for me. im more insecure now than i was then
Men, imagine on your wedding dayWhen you're about to kiss the bride, your wife's favorite celebrity Actually showed up to your wedding and she goes>Oh my GOD, that's my Actual Husband, I LOVE HIM!Referring to the Celebrity, what would you do.
my skin itches so badly I'm literaly about to kill myself ca
>>34121195commit seppuku with my bowie knife i carry at all times
>>34121195I would cry and leave>>34121192>when you say all of it, what are the specifics?Like all of it kek, I can barely function day to day
>>34121186>It's not great tho is itI have a weakness for bpd women
>>34121195I'd be really glad I'm not marrying someone so cringe.
>>34121013Is that >him tho?If it was I would. I should have abandonment issues but I somehow have a secure attatchment style.
>>34121196This but heartburn. It's so bad I can feel it in my jaw through referred pain. Eating a whole can of corned beef hash was a terrible mistake.
Male anons just imagine how awesome it would be if half the people over 70 just died overnight
>>34121200if everything is overwhelming let's break it down. a good place to start is from the inner to the outer. so that would be like working on hygiene first, then your immediate surroundings (desk or bed then bedroom). after that you can start setting small goals and building from there.
>>34121212Not awesome wtf
>>34121208your obsession with that guy is cute not gonna lie
goodnight i stayed up too late again1am ugggh have to work at 7 tomeroowmaybe a quick wank b4 bednah too tired
>>34121195OHAnd also instead of posting about the wedding on social media, she later shares the selfie picture of her in the wedding dress and the celbrity captioned>Getting married to my Husband!!!>Can't believe I met Him!
>>34121105>that men are jokingNo, anon, you are joking. The statistics do not lie.
>>34121212people over 70 have no impact in my life so I doubt anything would change
>>34121216Nta but ugh fine I'll go brush my teeth
>>34121195is this about me and James?
Male anons who do you trust more, the government or corporations?>government
>>34121239Who?Who the fuck are you?
>>34121216My hygiene and surroundings are good, it's my head that's fooked m8
>>34121240I don't trust anybody
>>34121172I practice singing in the car. I sometimes fry or miss notes because I haven't practiced with the lyrics infront of me and am not really paying attention to the songs.I have a few tracks I've practiced really well.
>>34121220Real, it's 6am here and I'm still upGoodnight broski <3 have a good shift>>34121240Neither, but I don't trust the government at all, so corporations. I worked in the public sector for years and saw some shit
>>34121240I trust my local government more than corporations, which I trust about as little as the state or federal governments
>>34121239yesjames madisons re-animated rotting corpse is at your weddingwell probably not rotting, just bones and some scraps of clothclacking his teeth together, bones rattling
>>34121212I’d miss my grandparents
>>34121240Government. It has to at least pretend to care.
I just need a miracle but for now I'm going to go to bed before I pour acid on myself
encasing my penis in urethane
>>34121221The actual post >A social media post from a bride in Haikou recently ignited a wave of controversy after she shared a photo of herself in her wedding dress alongside Hong Kong pop star Jackson Wang, whom she encountered at her hotel on her wedding day. >In her caption, she enthusiastically exclaimed, "I met my real husband on my wedding day!" while praising the celebrity's appearance and kindness. >While the encounter was meant to be a lucky coincidence, the bride’s choice of words sparked a backlash online, with many netizens criticizing her for being disrespectful to her actual groom and failing to maintain appropriate boundaries during such a significant personal milestone. >The incident has since become a viral topic of debate regarding the limits of celebrity worship and the importance of showing respect to one's partner.
>>34121253Sleep well anon <3
>>34121253Probably a good moveNite nite
>>34121218Uh, thanks?
>>34121212>grandma has coin toss odds of dying>government becomes even more communist
>>34121240Corporations, because they have comparatively less power
>>34121255I mean, just flip the gender and you can tell whether a woman's behavior is acceptable or not. Can you even imagine though, like if a guy posted something like "I met my first love today, the one that got away! XoXo" on his wedding night? Insane shit.
GenderAre you artistic or autistic?
>>34121241oh, if i dated i would be making him a cuck to James Madison.i think it would actually be an issue...>>34121240local or federal government?>>34121249if only
>>34121263who the fuck is James Madison
>>34121255THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED?!?!??! WTF
>>34121262MI'm both actually
>>34121262YesF
>>34121264he wrote the US constitution and was our fourth president.i just think he's sexy, though. the ideal moid form....
>>34121268>she's into pegging
>>34121262I'd say I'm artistic. Aside from writing I also do some amateur pixel art.
>>34121262Yes
>>34121262MBoth :D
6 7 ON A MERRY RIZZMAS6 7 ON A MERRY RIZZMAS6 7 ON A MERRY RIZZMASAND A SKIBIDI NEW YEAR
>>34121262MArtistic
>>341212746 7 is funny
>>34121276really? where's the funny?
>>34121270omg i havent done pixel art in ages, i miss when i was a kid and doing pixel art all the time
>>34121262I make a lot of schizo drawings does that count as artistic?
>>34121279I did it as a kid too! Started out making fusions of Pokémon sprites. Got back into it recently. You?
>>34121224good boy, proud of you>>34121242yay, so we're on to some specifics. tell me what's fucked in your head?
>>34121277In your reply
>>34121284but are you laughing at me or with me?
>>34121268Damn, I'm fat. I thought that was a cookie.
>>34121281>schizo drawingsExplain.
>>34121285Little bit of both, but I may have begun infecting you with the memetic virus that will cause you to laugh with meI hung out with one of my teenage cousins and seeing her react to overhearing people say the numbers six and seven in passing conversation made it funny to me
>>34121262M, think I got a bit of both...>>34121283Well for one I stayed up til 7am and have to be up in like 3hrs
Men, What are your thoughts on women who pierce their baby's ears the moment they are born?
>>34121262f, I'm autistic and artistic! I love to draw
>>34121287I draw shit like this
>>34121290Kinda nuts
I really want to die right now
>>34121289ah, try staying up for like 36 hours, you'll crash out around 10pm and probs wake at midday>>34121290f but Ive seen videos of men doing this too and like for some reason they're all non white.
>>34121295me too
Everyone is just making fun of me or grimacing at me or insulting me
>>34121295What’s hurtin
Happy bin night to all who observe.
Wait if I died right now would my ghost have all these zits Would my dead body be covered in acne and if they do an open casket everyone would see my dead body and dead pimples covered in cakey dead people make up
>>34121298This is actually a sign of narcissism by the way.
>>34121295*holding a spiritbox*So how would you die
I never had acne in my life ^_^
>>34121302Yes
>>34121302>Wait if I died right now would my ghost have all these zitsNot sure how that works>Would my dead body be covered in acne and if they do an open casket everyone would see my dead body and dead pimples covered in cakey dead people make upYup most likely
>>34121293Cool drawing bro
>>34121303I just got told to my face that I'm stupid and annoying
Henry cavill is such a based person. He has no time for women or their bullshit because hes the hottest dude on earth
>>34121310That's an incomplete, and unsupported claim.
Like bro I have a rash on my face where I can't do anything I can't eat cinnamon or mints or use flouride toothpaste or use any cream or wash or get stressed or eat bread like. Any other animal would bash it's head in with a stone over this
>>34121311It's actually because he used to be fat, so he knows what they are like.
>>34121311He's a baby daddy and a serial cheater
>>34121311
It's finally January, in about 3-4 short weeks I will receive the Amazon package that I ordered 4 months ago that was meant to arrive at the end of November.
>>34121315This, lolhe used to be fat, got bullied by women, and decided to get fit.
When was he fat
I hope I die in my sleep Amen
>>34121322>Having been overweight and bullied in school, Henry Cavill probably never thought that one day he would become a world-famous superstar. Recalling his school days, Henry Cavill shared: "I was very fat, my friends still called me Fat Cavill". That fatness made him a joke to his classmates, isolated, and ridiculed. For the actor, his overweight appearance made his childhood more scary than beautiful when thinking about it.These men usually see women for who they are.
>>34121309um, are you being sarcastic?
>>34121311he's hot but he doesn't take good care of his skin so he's gonna age super badly>>34121320what did you order?
>>34121282oh its been a while. I started when i was 10 or 11 i think.I dont remember why i started but i think pokemon was a big part of it. I had a small youtube channel at the time just for posting pixel art. Like really bad iMovie and text to speech videos. and the majority was probably pokemon. Like unregistered hypercam levels of bad, but i was 12 so like. I got like 250 subs and my best video got 9k views lol. Pixel art has a lot to do with why i got into math and computer science despite being a girl.i should post a couple videos just for fun. Its been like 7 years lol
>>34121327He's still fat
>>34121328Nah, dunno wtf is going on there but it's neat in a schizoy way
>>34121310By who?
>>34121329>what did you order?Turn Loose Our Death Rays and Kill Them All!: The Complete Works of Fletcher Hanks.He's a rediscovered artist and writer of the Golden Age of Comic Books, noted for his strange artwork and schizo plots.
>>34121293Buy a sketchbook instead of using college ruled notebooks my negro
>be me>middle class educated white girl>still unable to afford living aloneshould I kill boomers or just get married to some dilf
>>34121330>pokemon was a big part of it. I had a small youtube channel at the time just for posting pixel artSame! I even entered some silly YouTube spriting competitions.>i should post a couple videos just for funMight wanna comb them to make sure there's no personal info. Even an old username might lead down a whole rabbit hole of information.
>>34121336Stardust the Super Wizard :o
>>34121337NtaRude, I do it too. Sometimes it's easier to actually draw with shit materials. If your stuff is too nice you don't want to "waste" it on a doodle.
>>34121314and it NEVER FUCKING GOES AWAY!!! ONCE YOU GET IT YOU HAVE IT FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Someone come into my house and shoot me while I'm sleeping
And i have cramps.
>>34121339You have the capacity to ride geriatric men? Go off I guess, sis.
>>34121343They’d lock me up if I did that anon sorry
>>34121341Fletcher Hanks was a real character and by all accounts an all round bastard.
>>34121343Psoriasis is a bitch and a half. I'm sorry anon.
>>34121339If you fuck them they win
>>34121340oh lol i dont mean post here i mean post new videos
>>34121333oh ok thanks! it was a dream I had, I dream a lot about being invaded by celestial beings for some reason >>34121337I like the lines though! but yeah I should, the space is very limited
>>34121353Do it, do it! Getting back into it was super fun for me. I like making little pixel art gifts for friends for their birthdays or whatever.
>>34121352goodbye everyone, middle class poverty has killed me.
Someone even said CRYING makes it worse
>>34121357Salty
both genders opinions on keeping pictures of exesfor me, I have pictures of me and 3/5 of my exes, not really sure why. Last relationship was too short and hurt me too bad, I deleted everything as soon as she broke up with me
>>34121355Maybe i should do it right before class starts again lol, winter semester starts in 4 days. I dont think ive totally lost my skills. Im definitely better at it than i was back then
>>34121357I don't mind. I'm not easily icked.
>>34121361Sounds like as good a time as any. Hope to hear how it goes! Good luck!
>>34121362ofc not, you're 30 and not attractive to most men, you can't afford to be icked.
>>34121296>try staying up for like 36 hoursBased but that's a good recipe for mania kek, I better nap at least >>34121360I don't see the issue if the breakup was amicable
>>34121360FKeeping pictures from trips with an ex isn't weird. Keeping the cutesy candids is after a certain amount of time. If he displays any of them I'm out of there.
>>34121360f, I haven't had an ex before but I wouldn't want to keep pics of them, but respectfully
>>34121366>amicable>breakupchoose one
>>34121365Who pissed in your cheerios today, tiny man?
>>34121357You’re a very tortured individual
>>34121371Aren't you also black and stuck sharing a guy with another girl? You're not in a position to talk down to anyone lol
>>34121368yeah i keep them more for the trips, remembering some nice times>>34121369do you just do ons's and flings
>want clear skinTsss actually you have a forever skin disease that makes you extra ugly, good luck>want a relationshipOhhh actually you're too avoidant, because your mommy wasn't nice or whatever and also no one likes you anyway so >want kidsOpe! No, sorry, you're borderline infertile and have a shitty uterus >want a houseWait, you're too retarded to pass your classes to get a good degree, best we could do was below average salary, and you can't afford to live anywhere
>>34121374Lmfao you’ve mixed her up with JH
>>34121374Do you think I'm going to feel bad that you mix me up with JH?
>>34121373No I'm not it could be so much worse THE GAG OF IT ALL!
>>34121370Wdym? I'm still friends with my exes lol
>>34121375no, I've just only had one partner
>>34121360FPurge. It’s better to have them as a distant memory
>>34121360FI'm not deleting them It doesn't even feel like me in those pictures. That was someone else
>>34121379It could be worse but that does all sound very rough. I hope you can manage to sleep a little bit of it off.
If I meet a girl and we had sex on the first date and she's experienced with her movements/skills in that realm, and told me she only loved 1 guy before me, is it fair for me to assume there's an army of other guys she's not mentioning? Especially if she assumed I had fucked 30 girls and never wanted to know my true number or talk about those details too closely.She didn't fuck like a virgin or like a girl who has only fucked 1 other guy, but she could have just been more passionate and coordinated and eager to please and impress me.
If you loved me so much if you thogh I was so beautfiul and wonderful why did you leave me This is all such a fucking sick joke
>>34121386You watch cuckolding porn too much.
>>34121380m or f? How can you be friends with them? That makes no sense to me.
Lmfao look at this tear print I just got on a tissueLol
>>34121387Who are you talking to
>>34121387agreed my niggathats why I get sus when a girl is complimenting me too much
>>34121360>3/5Im so sorry you got played a Constitutional Compromise of 1787
>>34121390Looks like spermies disfigured little spermies Sperms from a vapist
>>34121390What the heck is going on?
>>34121117FI do streams and chat about everything.
>>34121390Ughh the cheekbones though I had a lot of potential ngl
>>34121387How recently did this happen?
>>341214016 months ago
>>34121404No
>>34121390The Shroud of Tearin'
I've reacted to breakups in all sorts of ways, pleadingly, angrily, quietly and it all turns out the same: I never talk to them again.
>>34121404Still pretty fresh. Did he break some promises?
>>34121117I enjoy going on the internet to tell people they have the wrong opinions on media.
>>34121407Same. When I hear of people who keep in touch with their exes I wonder if there’s something wrong with me.I’ve chosen to believe that I just wasn’t lucky enough to date people I’d want to keep up with as friends afterwards.
>>34121408she did, yes
>>34121410Most honest 4chan user.
How do I keep living when my job makes life feel totally worthless but no job makes me homeless?
>>34121414Are you job hunting? You probably should be.
>>34121416I've had like 7 jobs and the factor that makes me want to kill myself is the fact that they're all full time. I simply cannot do it because I feel as though I was made for more. Like, I'd rather be dead because full time makes me feel dead anyways.I'm also a narcoleptic so I have to sleep around 14 hours a night. It makes my life feel like one big unskippable cutscene.
>>34121421That sounds pretty brutal. Is there no way you could afford to live by working fewer hours?
>>34120515I'm over 30 and no, I have self respect not to date an abomination such as yourself. If the choice was to be single for life and date you, I would still choose to be single for life. But as you can see, losers without self respect exist itt, so you still have your choices
>>34121423I haven't found a way. I've been trying to figure it out for about five years now.I wonder how people in 3rd world shitholes work in those factories. Like why not just end it? Whats the fucking point?
Theres nothing left for me here
>>34120515You're a pretty average woman. Listen closely to me. Lie to these men. They're all whiney faggots anyways. There's only one way to survive in this world and it's by lying and embellishing to get what you want.There's no reason to give a man the full truth. Sure, if you want to have a connection you should tell him some stories about yourself. But there are certain things moids are too stupid to handle.Lie about body count. It's always 3-4.You don't have mental illness anymore. Get a therapist and tell him it's a pilates class or some shit.Your abortion didn't happen and you've never been pregnant.If the past relationship didn't result in a marriage or a baby, it didn't happen.Cheers and good luck.
>>34121426They’ve got friends and families, I imagine.
>>34121432I have friends
>>34121434I didn’t mean to imply otherwise. They’ve got to count for something, right? I’d hope they can help lighten your load a little.
i want snuggles
>>34121440Don't believe her, fellas. She's just after your schmeckle.
>>34121440Back away, yiddemon. Ye shall find no company here.*brandishes un-mutilated foreskin like a crucifix against a vampire*
Doom hours
>>34121430Moid hands
>>34121436Idk its just not enoughMy parents disowned me after they got divorced and I don't know what to make of it. It's like I just had a total nothingburger life. My mom tortured me up until I moved out and now everyone's gone and I just have to work a job that feels like a black hole. It's like I literally already died.
>>34121445I’m happy, but there are no questions to answer
>>34121440Me too, but you have to be in your corduroy pants
>>34121454okay, my mom bought them for me because i DID like them and i thought they made me look niceand yes she was outside the changing room door because i love her and its the holidays and i am emotionally dysfunctional
>>34120175Girls follow/follower list is mostly guys. As in every day guys, not celebs and the likes. Im talking about maybe 90-95% of her last 30 followers/people she is following are guysAre these all people she is most likely meeting off dating apps which I know she uses.It's really thrown me off. she comes off as this sweet kind good girl type. Cool wholesome artsy hobbies etc. very pleasant and personal to talk to. Not hot or anything but pretty enough that her personality/vibes makes her very attractive and you would think under the radar for most guys. almost dream girl type shitbut then I got shocked at her followers list and kind of got the ick now.She's so pleasant and low key developed a hard crush on her because how personable she is. Was this all by design and she knows what she's doing to guys including myself?If anything should I still pursue even if it's just for hooking up, casual, practice (even for just getting used to talking/texting/dealing with women)Honestly feeling like pic related.
I love women
>>34121458MOID WITH SOCIAL MEDIA SPOTTEDATTACK!!!!
>>34121450You have my condolences. Nobody deserves that.If I were in your shoes, I would try dating to fill the void in hopes of meeting my spouse and starting my own family.
>>34121458Women will naturally have lots of male followers. But they themselves will only follow back guys that they have sex with.
>>34121464>they only follow back guys they have sex withI don't know where the idea that women are super promiscuous comes from because the vast majority of women barely find men attractive at all. It's literally a joke among all my girlfriends that we only meet like three hot guys per year, and that doesn't even mean we get to fuck them.
>>34121457You should really try getting into fashion more. Start following fashion girlies on twitter and instagram or something, please. Pinterest maybe?
>>34121389M>How can you be friends with them? That makes no sense to meWhy would we not be, it's not like we broke up in some big row kek, we were just incompatible (or in one case she just wanted to be fwb)
>>34121465>we only meet like three hot guys per year, and that doesn't even mean we get to fuck themI am male and I have only met like three truly attractive women in my life, to be honest.
>>34121414As long as you don't mind being poor you could always be a freeter and change jobs or work part-time jobs/odd jobs to make ends meetI'm the same way, I can't stick with a full-time job for too long, I get bored and try something else
>>34121466geez i am not that bad at fashioni thought they were nice okay? I admit to not being the best but come onalso im already on pinterest, where do you think my kitties come from
Women, would you be willing to teach a man how to give oral sex properly if he really really liked the idea of it but just didnt know how to do it well, or would needing to handhold him turn you off
>>34121471I've tried that but it never actually makes ends meet. I'm always a little short. I live in a relatively low cost of living area too. What the fuck has America come to.
>>34121472>im already on pinterest, where do you think my kitties come fromWait... Those aren't selfies?
>>34121475guys asking for guidance is a green flag absolutely. also sex isn't like some American porno where to people sound like orcs for an hour, you instead work with each other to find what makes the other feel pleasure
>>34121465comments like these kill me inside because im ugly as is, so knowing that even dudes who are shockingly better looking than me are seen as typically unattractive makes me just feel like a grotesque genetic mutant
>>34121479she's full of shit. maybe it's because I'm bi but I find a lot of guys attractive and I don't judge on looks.
>>34121479Consider you’re maybe just reading the thoughts of some literally who bitch online talking shit
>>34121476That's rough, I mean I have to live with other people too I can't afford to live alone or anythingSorry to hear about the narcolepsy also, are you entitled to any kind of benefits for it?Maybe when you have the time/energy look into side hustles and making a bit of money online or through other crafts/services>>34121479I think this is more just a lot of women being more particular about the kind of guys they like, than the guys being objectively more attractive kekThat's why you see hot women with weird looking dudes all the time
>>34121472Basic ass (((white))) bitch-core
>>34121477oh no oh im so sorry uh..
>>34121472Sure. Just don't wear this outfit lmao
>>34121360MaleInappropriate to keep.If the ex just happens to be in the picture, but that isn't the reason for keeping it (like a past pet with the ex in the background), that's ok as long as it isn't hanging in the bedroom or something.
>>34121458Huh? Me and every other woman I know follow mostly other women.
>>34121486What's wrong with that fit lol? It's cute
>>34121475I wouldn’t mind. I’m a virgin, all I know about sex is porn and toys. I assume I need a lot of help.
>>34121486what why not? Its cute af wtf
>>34121360M. I would not delete any pictures. That seems psychotic. Presumably, I loved this person. It doesn't matter if we aren't together anymore. Why destroy the past.This applies to all pictures, nudes, instagram posts, etc. If your ex deletes photos of you, she never truly loved you.
>>34121360MI keep photos of us in a folder, removed from everything else so I don't see them unless I want to. Depending on the girl, they'll get deleted and I'll completely forget about her.Physical reminders like gifts are harder. I got a Christmas gift a few weeks ago and then she broke up with me a few days later, so I don't know what to do with it and it's just sitting in a drawer until I decide if I donate it somewhere or just give it away to a friend.
>>34121495Awww picrel is so cute! And the boy
>>34121458>As in every day guys, not celebs and the likes. Im talking about maybe 90-95% of her last 30 followers/people she is following are guysShe's probably on dating apps.
>>34121491>>34121494It looks dated, 2020-ish. Baggy jeans are still in (kinda, but going away). But that's the wrong kind of baggy. You should be looking for low-rise baggy jeans in interesting washes. Note how they drape completely different. The cut of the sweater is also bad. It shouldn't be cinched at the bottom. And no AF1s!!!!!!!!!
>>34121505I dont care about trends that much...I just got a pair of uggs, are you going to make fun of me for that?
>>34121507Uggs are in fyi
>>34121360F. When I broke up with my ex I just put all pics on my phone in a folder on a external hard drive and never really looked at them again.
This was a really big album in my country 20 years ago. I even saw them live once.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxV56X7VYhY
>>34121507>I dont care about trends that much...NTA but the outfit you posted is still "trendy", just dated trends instead of up to date ones.Obviously you can still wear it, I think it's fairly cute anyway.
>>34121509but did you delete them eventually?
Why is it that as a white male, I’m shamed by asian women for having a preference for asian women but they see no problem fetishizing me?
>>34121516No, I just left them there. I don't really care to go through every photo to delete that specific ones with him, and obviously I wouldn't delete the whole folder because there's pics I want to keep.
>>34121518Hm, okay.
>>34121517I’m Asian, I don’t understand you
>>34121508Oh i thought they died in 2018, good for meActually almost all my shoes are converse except for these new uggs i got for christmas. Thats really only because i feel guilty spending money on nonessentials so i just buy a new pair of converse every time mine look like theyre from the last of usgod i need to go back to therapy
>>34121521What do you not understand? My point is that it’s hypocritical that asian women give men shit for being fond of asian women but when an asian woman has a preference for white men, they see no problem with that
I'm 5'6, should I try dating or give up on relationships? (I'm also an ugly autistic guy with a below average dick)
>>34121525>I'm 5'6, should I try dating or give up on relationships?I've dated a guy that height. He had relationships before and after me. Also cheated on me lol.The rest sounds tough tho.
>when her eyebrows always makes her look slightly insecureI had no clue this was a thing.Or that it'd turn ne on.
>>34121472I was wondering where you were getting all those cat pictures
>>34121523>asian women give men shit for being fond of asian womenDo they? I'm a white man and never seen it. Asians are always very friendly.
>>34121527Thanks to the normie scum who immediately identified my "personality" by these three criteria. And these scum are complaining about incels.
>>34121533What?
I drank too much coffee and now I can't stop shaking, time to make another cup of coffee
>>34121536okay qurick chungus.
>>34121536you should just drink celsius instead. 200mg. i have one every day
>>34121527>He had relationships before and after me. Also cheated on me lol.How does literally everyone online know some short guy that apparently fucks all the bitches? I've never known a guy like that. Even the short guys that hung out with Chads were complaining about bitches rejecting them.
>>34121534Nothing. Just a society of normal creatures blaming the victim and complaining about the hatred towards them.
>>34121539>How does literally everyone online know some short guy that apparently fucks all the bitches?I don't know what to tell you. I wouldn't say he was Chad or anything, he wasn't the most popular with women but also wasn't an incel. Just a normal dude.>>34121541Nobody is blaming you.
>>34121465It comes from women engaging in and advocating for casual sex.
>>34121542Any creature I could have a relationship with will blame me. I don't care about any feelings, etc. Scumbag society and girls.
>>34121537don't call me that >:( >>34121538what's the difference? they're energy drinks right?
>>34121544Foids will always deny that this happens because it makes them look bad and they must always protect their tribe, even if the female is a piece of shit, they will always take the foid side. The way to shut them down is to bring up the fact that most females are in a relationship while most men are single.
>>34121551Yeah, but that triggers a femanon very badly and she'd have a public crashout again.
>>34121538The Jake Paul drink? Is it that good?
>>34121523I think the difference is that white men fetishize me all day every day since I went online. And Asian women fall in love with a white guy sometimes.
>>34121551>. The way to shut them down is to bring up the fact that most females are in a relationship while most men are single.That's not true. It was literally just weird data in one study in 2020.This is a more recent one from 2022 and you can see that % of single across gender is more or less the same.
>>34121538Or something not endorsed by a piece of shit.
>>34121563Single girls (who can find a new guy every week) and single incels who are treated like subhumans and hated for complaining
>>34121560NTA but I used to follow a couple of asian/hapa girls on social media and I stopped because the comments about "white men" made me uncomfortable.I vividly remember one talked specifically about how turned on she was by white conservative men and how many she fucked in college.
>>34121563I wonder if the 9% and 5% disparity comes from women sometimes slightly sooner feel like they are in a relationship already than men.
>>34121569What are you?
>>34121572Just a white girl.>>34121571I think it's mostly because women date men slightly older than them (2 years age difference on average), and younger people are more likely to be single than older people. Plus there are more men than women in the younger age groups.
This is what every femanon thinks.
>>34121577Do you want to work?
>Have you ever broken up with a partner because of bad sexI have a girlfriend but she's incredibly, inexperienced and willing to do anything other than vaginal penetration, including oral. She's 35 so experience isn't the problem. I have tried to talk to her, but it's obvious that I'm the only person who cares so the thought of it seems exhausting. I have made suggestions before but anything different we've tried she's disliked, unless it's specifically for her pleasure (things like toys). I am constantly thinking about other women at this point and my enthusiasm for sex has pretty much left.
>Sitting on my bed>Fart>Feel the fart air move forward towards my ballsDo women know this feel?
>>34121582No. I don't date people for sex so even if that aspect of the relationship is boring/not good I don't really care.
I bought this. Are you disappointed with me, ATOGA?
>>34121586> Are you disappointed with meYeah. Looks like it was made in china. Get some better quality ones
>>34121586How much did you pay for it
>>34121579I actually job like my job yeah.
>>34121586I'm more interested in the hand desu
>>34121582Sexual incompatibility is a thing.>>34121585Ok so you don't mind used for sex 5 times a day while you never orgasm and you will never complain?
>>34121595gey
>>34121595Not his hand, look at the filename.
>>34121596>Ok so you don't mind used for sex 5 times a day while you never orgasm and you will never complain?Fucking 5 times a day would be painful. I don't mind having sex often even if I don't come, no.I also doubt it's the case for the guy, I'm sure he comes every time they fuck like men always do.
https://www.theguardian.com/society/2026/jan/03/more-than-half-of-uk-therapists-report-rise-in-out-of-control-porn-use>More than half of therapists who work with men with addiction have noticed a rise in out-of-control porn use over the past year, according to new data.>Experts are urgently calling for a national strategy on pornography as a total of 53% of therapists surveyed by the British Association for Counselling and Psychotherapy (BACP) said they had seen a rise in people seeking help for problematic pornography use that was interfering with their life or driving them to seek out more extreme content.Men, why are you like this?
>>34121599So you also have certain standards and limits and admit your "I don't care" was just a bullshit reply.
>>34121599>I'm sure he comes every time they fuck like men always do.NTA, but I probably only come about one time in five.
>>34121603Because girls don't want to have relationships with such people and complain when they're hated for it, talking about privilege and giving it to normies and chads. The incel problem has grown because of women.
>>34121563Now do one for "single" individuals who are kind of sort of dating and having sex with one or more people throughout the span of a year. Let the "single but taken" ladies chime in with some data.
>>34121605I've said that I don't care if it's not good, not that I have no limits or standards.You made up an argument.
>>34121582>she's incredibly, inexperienced>She's 35 so experience isn't the problem.Pick one.
>>34121610Maybe men would do better if they went outside and talked to women instead of staying in jerking it to porn 24/7?
I look good :)
>>34121603Urgent intervention is needed to ban porn and let women's modern prostitution cartel, Only Fans, function without any interference. The problem is that lonely men try to cope, and we don't particularly like the way they cope. Lonely women have a much better and healthier mechanism, acclaimed by feminism and the media: casual sex.
the whole situationship shit nowadays makes dating even more confusing
>>34121616So women can laugh at their ugly face/short stature/small penis? Girls don't care about personality. They're creatures with no empathy.
>>34121616>MaybeThat's a big if, buddy.
>>34121569That is not the norm lol. White conservative men is not a desire, obviously.
>>34121616women dont like men talking to them
Just woke up from an insane dream that felt very real.I was aware the entire time that I was dreaming and thought I was lucid dreaming, first dreaming that I was floating and exploring an impossibly large and surreally decorated house populated by all sorts of people I’ve met during my life so far.After bumping up against the limits of my lucidity by bounding hundreds of feet and flying, I eventually awoke from that dream into another dream, which I was at first convinced was real life. I was again in a surreal house, this time full of strangers.The strangers told me to collect my things and get moving. I was wearing only a towel and came to in a bathroom.I quickly realized that this wasn’t my real life since I didn’t recognize my surroundings or any of these people, but they kept up the charade and ushered me out of the house, which seemed to be nestled inside of some sort of large underground complex mimicking a shopping mall.They shepherded me into a fake store and had me walk along someone I implicitly understood to be like me, something masquerading as human but not.I then realized that I must be an android of some kind, and when I asked aloud whether or not I was, a lot of the humans smiled knowingly at each other and then led me to another room inside the “store” where many other robots were waiting, sitting in a sort of gymnasium area adjoining a train station.They told me to sit down and wait for the train, and then they all took seats behind bulletproof glass in a ring surrounding the gymnasium. (1/2)
>>34121636They then pointed out the bevy of firearms and other weapons sitting among all of us and told us that the last android standing would get to leave on one of the trains. I wasn’t happy to hear this; I just made a couple of friends.I grabbed an automatic shotgun and skated around for an hour, firing indiscriminately at my peers and the proctors alike.I realized as I fired at the proctors that I had apparently been programmed to see them as humans, but they were also androids.Eventually, I ran out of shells and found myself cornered, and a gang of proctor robots opened fire on me, tearing me to bits. I could taste and smell the burning and feel my body, apparently a magnetic construction of ball bearings and carbon fiber, tear apart and shatter, and I tried to put myself back together in vain.And then I woke up for real and posted it here for whatever reason.
Anon, maybe if you suspend your disbelief well enough, you'd do better in society as a good, neutered, chopped shortie.
To be honest the only reason I'm still attending my current church is because I like a guy from there. Pretty pathetic honestly, I don't have any other friends there and there are people who actively dislike me. I should leave, shouldn't I
>>34121641Why are normies angry at masshooters?
>>34121612And you dismissed his issues.
>>34121628>That is not the norm I'm sure it's not. But it's also not super uncommon for Asian girls to fetishize white guys either.
>>34121642>and there are people who actively dislike mew-why?
>>34121645I haven't. I said that, since I don't date primarily for sex, sex being boring does not really faze me much. If his primary motivation for seeking a relationship is having exciting sex, he should seek someone who he has better sex with.
I hope she comes back
>>34121648Because I don't suck up to them
>>34121644It's obvious why. What isn't obvious is the equivalence between a mass shooter and a random guy downloading porn after work.
>>34121652is this a self centered way of saying you're needlessly rude and tactless?
>>34121651Who?
>>34121655I just started saying "no" more
>>34121659That's still very vague, I'm going to go with at the very least tactless.
>>34121660Your assumptions say more about you than me
>>34121663Okay.
>>34121620It's not confusing at all. It's dumb bitches giving sex to Chads then expecting a relationship.
>>34121586f, yes only because one piece is pleb taste and figures are a waste of money
>>34121669His figure is gay but have you actually read One Piece? It’s good
>>34121663NTA, but give us an example, I want transcripts of a conversation, the most egregious one
>>34121620What exactly makes things confusing?
>>34121668>>34121675so situationship are for immature people who cant express feelings and get into a "real" relationship
>>34120203M28White (slav)Russia67-67-67>Thoughts on stirrup leggings?Too old and retro. My pick is large fishnets.
>>34121674The most egregious example didn't even involve a conversation, this girl just straight up ghosted me when I stopped assisting in a ministry because I was literally studying in a different city. I'm talking not responding to messages, avoiding me, and apparently even talking shit about me.
>>34120203F. I have a pair I used to wear with boots, but I don't really find them comfortable.
>>34121680>M>28>White (slav)>RussiaWhy are you not in the meat grinder
>>34121679What? You're just going to call tens of thousands of women living in big cities immature people? I think by all standards of modern life, they're pretty mature.
>>34121681What's the context, was there prior communication regarding whether or not you'd be able to make it or not?
>>34121686???? im talking about nu dating "situationships" bro
>>34121679Fuck. I definitely should touch grass and fuck off from these threads. I swear I read the exact same posts already word by word.
>>34121687Of course there was? I didn't just move to a different city for three years without saying anything lol
I never realized that Garter Belts are called that because they're belts that hold up the Garter.It never occurred that Garter would be like "a thing"
>>34121691So how exactly did this sequence of event play out?
>>34121685Because I'm not from Ukraine, the borders are open and there is no mandatory draft. So I'm chillin.
>>34121647It is uncommon.
>>34121688So am I.
>>34121693It was kinda gradual. At first I kept contact with some of these people, and then I started noticing they didn't bother doing the same. After I returned my position so to speak had been filled, people still didn't bother talking to me, I wasn't getting invited anymore. This girl was particularly hostile, she would actively avoid me and was really snappy and rude every time I tried talking to her
>>34121696>54% of US born asian women marry white guys.
>>34121586Men buy things like this, but I'm the weird one for buying sex toys somehow. You'd think functional honesty concerning the point of buying plastic toys would be less mocked.
>>34121671I've read one piece up to a point, I think it's after the whale and after the first few islands. well at least it's past the first chopper arc I genuinely can't remember where up to past that point. it's just not my sort of manga.
>>34121707NTA. JH is weird for buying sex toys because she has sex constantly, so one would think that they aren't necessary.
>>34121708Fair enough. It is a very, very boyish mangaI am glad you at least read the Winter Island part and got to see Chopper make the funny sad face
>>34121693One more thing, she got engaged and then married a guy I used to be friendly with. It's a bit of a stretch but her being jealous is the only other explanation I could come up with for her behavior. They both no longer speak to me.
>>34121711Masturbation and sex are completely different things. How could anyone not understand that?
>>34121707Because men can't get sex any time they want, they need other copes for their sexual frustration, you absolute retard. A female that buys sex toys because just dick isn't enough, is most likely a mentally ill slut.
>>34121717Tell that to the women who demand their bfs not to masturbate and then progressively decrease the frequency of sex as a means of control.
>>34121719>mentally ill slutBut she literally is...
>>34121692You've never heard of the Order of the Garter? Honi soit qui mal y pense? No?
menwhen you say your skincare routine is just soap thats a lie rightlike youre trying to neg me or whatever and make me feel badby the power of the atoga demons, tell me the truth or else
>>34121706If 54% or more of American men are white, then this statistic is not surprising.
>>34121726I don't even use soap.
>>34121726I have a cleanser from Korea. The skin is so shit, though, that it doesn't matter much.
>>34121719Fuck you. Casual sex and meaningful sex are also different things.>>34121722Well I don't do that, so why are you generalizing like that?>>34121723I'm not diagnosed with any mental illness.
>>34121681>everything men do is for pussyThere are so many people on the on self improvement train the past two decades it's unreal, and I'm not talking about gym because many of them don't even hit the gym but instead do other activities, I'm talking about making money, being social, doing activities, hobbies, just keeping busy in general and making their life as interesting as possible to attract pussy. They are doing all that for pussy, constantly chasing a better looking pussy, younger, fresher, etc. until eventually they find one they are satisfied with so they can fertilize it but even then many of them continue to chase pussy on the side. Some of these boomers are 70+ and still chase pussy, that's right many divorced boomers have girlfriends, just look at that tremendous Eastwood faggot who found a new pussy at 70 or 80 and married for the 6th time. Not to mention famous chads like Julio Iglesias who had thousands of pussies throughout his life.All that self-improvement, customs, social mores, hobbies, cultural events and other activities people do is to attract pussy so they can breed the next generation of goyim cattle and feel desired, loved and appreciated by their pussy and progeny.
>>34121706I wasn’t talking about Asian Americans
>>34121715just because it's boyish doesnt mean it's bad necessarily. I like JoJo and hxh
>>34121735>so why are you generalizing like that?Beacause using sex as a tool is something that women very often do. They're the gatekeepers and all that, and there are benefits to be gained from putting out only at the right time.
>>34121736Were you trying to respond to someone else
>>34121726I don't know about other men.But I do in the morning:Ultraceuticals Ultra Balancing Gel CleanserEldan Le Prestige Age Control Stem Cells SerumUltraceuticals Ultra UV Protective Daily Moisturiser SPF 50 HydratingAnd a clean shaveIn the evening, it's just cleanser and serum.
>>34121669woah a based femanon
>>34121742So fucking me over by inappropriately assuming I do that and insulting me like this is fair to you?
>>34121742You're projecting your own transactional view of sex on women
>>34121753>transactional view of sexShe's the one spending months looking for a highly attractive sex expert man, that's as transactional as things can get
>>34121669That's a statue. No moving parts.
The only reason I don't buy figurines is because I have no property and want to move to Japan anyway in the near future.Also, I know a girl who has a full shelf of hentai figurines. Does it mean she's a perv? She has a boyfriend she's been with since high school, so I won't try my shot. Just asking.
Guysnever let her hold it while you pee
>>34121754Bro what? Are we even reading the same thread
>>34121757It really does feel too powerful to get to aim a guy's dick while he pees. You guys take it for granted.
>>34121756>Does it mean she's a perv?YES
>>34121760no, you broads just cant aim for shit
>>34121755statues are a waste of money too
>>34121757are women really into this? I thought it was just my ex
>>34121765Things that make someone happy are a waste of money?
>>34121586looks super bad honestly. Couldnt find a better example?
>>34121757Moids please don't listen to this poster
>>34121763That's not it. Cocks randomly jump around.
>>34121771I'll let a girl hold it, if she lets me spread it while she pisses.
>>34121760this is why your kind were barred from positions of power for milleniayou corrupt too easily to the siren call of despotism
>>34121772actually we can move it a little bit
Moids, can you actually pee when you're hard? Asking purely out of academic curiosity
What's the pee stream like when a woman pees?
>>34121773I mean okay but you'll be disappointed, it's not nearly as fun as male peeing
>>34121739Right, but compared to those two especially, One Piece is like, little boyish
>>34121779I can a little bit but it's uncomfy.
>>34121781I'll carry the girl in standing full nelson position and spray her piss everywhere, and make her clean it up later.
>>34121779we can but it's really hard to aim
>>34121772no it doesnt>>34121771>t.just wants to piss all around the toilet>>34121779yeah, but its harder to make it start
Foids, can you actually not be dumb cunts for one day?
>>34121771>i am normal and can be trusted to safely operate a pe-AAHHH TURN IT OFF
>>34121761She's my friend, but I dunno if it's appropriate to ask her like: anyway, are you a perv? How far have you gone into sexual fetishes? But I'm so curious...
>>34121779Sometimes I can full piss, sometimes I have to squirt them out if I can't get it started.
>>34121788No, why?
>>34121783And what, DBZ is so much better? All that shonen slop has the same formula.
>>34121779Slowly and it stops.
>>34121793>DBZ>good
>>34121779I can
>>34121793I love One Piece even though it’s unapologetically formulaic.But you can’t slander Dragon Ball and expect me to take anything you have to say seriously. It’s a great manga
>>34121795slowly? my pee comes out as if it was coming out of a pressure washing machine when I'm hard
>>34121800Age?Either young guy or prostate player.
Foids wish they could sign their names in cursive in the snow with piss as easily as we can
>>34121796Read my post again. Slower.
I realized something. I'm neurotypical, not divergent like you guys, but because of my childhood traumas I became the way I am. This is so fucking unfair. I should have been happy, not autistismo.
>>34121801I'm 26
>>34121802I don't, in fact, wish I could sign my name in cursive on the snow with piss
>>34121799>It’s a great mangaManga sure, ok. The anime has far too much filler.
>>34121727It is pretty odd, most people marry within their own racial group.To give you a comparison, 90% of White women marry White guys, 88% of Black women marry Black guys, 72% of Hispanic women marry Hispanic guys. Asian women are the odd ones out. It's real odd.
>>34121774You just want to keep your dicks to yourselves.>>34121777Then you're PURPOSEFULLY making it harder to aim, which is worse.>>34121787Yes, it does.
>>34121806You'll learn soon enough
>>34121805I had a similar experience growing up. I realized that I’m not half as socially inept as I thought I was, I just grew up in a seriously dysfunctional family and was undersocialized as a result
>>34121803yeah yeah sorry I realized what you meant after I posted that, anyway um based!
>>34121810it doesnt jump around when you hold it. A guy can make it move but it doesnt do so on its own
>>34121810>Then you're PURPOSEFULLY making it harder to aim, which is worse.I said I can move it, not that I move it while peeing
>>34121808Well of course, I’d never argue otherwise.
F You know what is seriously fascinating to me? How a guy's balls will just be contantly moving.
>>34121807You have no idea what you’re missing
Women, would you let a guy hold you like this while you pee?
>>34121814So it doesn't naturally bob around when it's throbbing?>>34121816I don't believe you.>>34121823Fuck no.
>>34121825>So it doesn't naturally bob around when it's throbbing?it does, but not when you're peeing
>>34121768if you're going to waste money on display pieces at least get high quality ones and not some Gooner tier trash>>34121783oh I suppose>>34121799I'm nta btw
>>34121820Do you mean how they flop around or how temperature affects them?
>>34121825Why the hell not?
>>34121829>I'm nta btwI could tell dw
>>34121832No you couldn't, because I lied, I am that Anon.
>>34121830The temperature thing I guess. Always shifting around slightly. I mean, our boobs do the same thing but it's not nearly as evident.
>>34121825>I don't believe you.why would I move it around while trying to pee? I'm gonna make a mess.
>>34121833You’re lying in this post, other anon. Lying online is bad for your soul.
>>34121827So when I hold it while a guy is peeing and he's not totally flaccid, is the movement him doing it on purpose or him just throbbing?>>34121831Multiple reasons. I don't like to make messes, it's embarrassing, I'm afraid of heights, etc.>>34121836Specifically for this sort of argument so you can say that a woman holding your dick while you pee makes a mess.
Piss Chat
>>34121840nta. I'd guess it's a blood flow thing. Or just the pee going through the tube. Ever let go of a hose while it's running?
>>34121780I don't think it's inherently different than for guys. Can be one stream, can be split in two or three. Can be steady, can be more of a trickle with lulls.
>>34121812Yeah, for me it was a single mother: complete emotional neglect, violence, lies, and unfair melty directed at me over her problems, along with suspicion and disbelief. Like when I lost my PSP, she blamed me for lying and told me I sold it (???). I had never sold anything at that point in my life, like at all, and she punished me for "lying" with complete silence until I "admitted" the truth. This is how I became a pathological liar and started fake apologizing for everything from the get go, lol.Did you fix your problems? How did you do it?
>>34121842No one's answering my question about the woman side of things. But no, it's totally fine for women to ask about that stuff...
>>34121840>I don't like to make messesWe can do it in the back yard.> it's embarrassingAnything nudity related naturally is>I'm afraid of heightsCome on, it'd be barely higher than if you were to stand up yourself.
>>34121840when a dick is hard it doesnt just throw. It might twitch a little but that shouldnt fuck up the aim that muchif its obviously throbbing its the guy doing it
>>34121840>wants guys to do embarrassing things>doesn't want to do embarrass herself
>>34121843Is that how it works? I figured dicks were supposed to be rigid enough that they wouldn't act like actual hoses.>>34121847No. Your fetish is weird and I wouldn't accommodate it.>>34121848Okay, that makes sense then. It's just hard to tell when a guy is doing something on purpose.
>>34121853I'm a hypocrite, what are you going to do about it? Piss and cry?
>>34121831Not her but this is just a good way to get dropped tf on your back. It is very heavy to hold a grown person up like this for minutes, and it'll definitely necessary to keep up for minutes for them to relax enough to get any stream going in that position.I don't see how this is remotely equivalent to a guy peeing the way he always would, just with another hand than his own around his dick.
>>34121840>Specifically for this sort of argument so you can say that a woman holding your dick while you pee makes a mess.well I'm not lying if she's holding it and make a mess it's her fault
>>34121855When they're hard maybe. A flaccid dick is a floppy thing.
>>34121855How is it weird, it's just holding a woman hostage while she loses control of her bodily functions, ranks at like low 80% on the kink scale.
all this talk about girls holding my penis while I pee is making me hard
>>34121855Women who think men are always hard or semi hard are kinda cute desu.
>>34121859It takes two to tango. It can't be ALL one person's fault.>>34121860>>34121863Guys are always at least like a little hard. It's never like 100% floppy unless they're sleeping.>>34121861Did you even read what you typed out? That's fucked.
>>34121866how is that fucked?That's literally on the same level as squirting.
>>34121866>Guys are always at least like a little hard. It's never like 100% floppy unless they're sleeping.You need to go to the doctor.
>>34121867And I hate squirting, too.>>34121868For what?
>>34121870Yeah, because you're a control freak!You don't trust your partners at all, probably insecure too! just kidding, love you girl
>>34121866>Guys are always at least like a little hard. It's never like 100% floppy unless they're sleeping.I’m literally never hard in public and am seldom hard at home unless I have a reason to be
>>34121857>PissFuck you.
>>34121866>It takes two to tango. It can't be ALL one person's fault.sorry but if the penis is in your hand then you have complete control over it, it's not like we can move it around as if it was an arm, the movement is very limited
>>34121873>you're a control freakTrue.>probably insecure tooAlso true.>You don't trust your partners at allNot so true.>>34121876I should've specified that I meant in scenarios where I'm directly involved with the dick.
>>34121881If the first two are true, the third is also true, by virtue of the first two being true.
>>34121883I can trust a partner. Maybe not implicitly, but contextually.
>>34121887Too cute.
>Weigh myself after not watching what I was eating over the holidays >Have only gained a little over a poundWhew! State gender, how have the holidays impacted your weight loss/management?
>>34121890That word is so loaded.>>34121891F. I keep gaining and losing a few pounds. Baking so much lately has been getting offset by constantly needing to shovel snow.
Help, my girlfriend is urging me to work again. But I'm not in the working mood. She's the type who can work even without the mood, but she doesn't get it, I need to be in the right mood to work, otherwise I won't. How do I explain it to her so she'll understand?
>>34121891F, not, I was not feeling very food minded so if anything I lost a bit of weight.
>>34121788we could reschedule the dumbcuntery to better suit your timeframe, but outright removing it seems extremeany reason in particular?
>>34121894If she is getting on your ass about school work or personal projects, just leave it at that you have your own logic to how and when you work and she should not micromanage you. She will calm down over time once she actually sees you still get shit done in your own way and pace.If you are thinking of paid work it's different, that will hugely impact a potential shared future and you should expect her to reconsider being with you if she lets the message sink in that you will never make yourself work.
>>34121891MAfter I removed all sugar from my ration I eat whatever I want and still lose weight. It's so easy, lol.
>>34121900We're both artists, and the deadline for my commission is approaching. But I'm depressed about not having four friends to play Dota 2 with, and I can't work in such a mood. She can make good art even without the right mood or inspiration, but I'm not like that.
>>34121893That's not too bad, at least. >>34121895Convenient! >>34121901There's more to it than just sugar, but I'm glad you found something that works.
>>34121905I don't think it really gets better than telling her what works for her doesn't for you. She probably is getting nervous for you, but if she has some experience as an artist she must know not everyone is able to churn commissions out on command. Or tell her you are going to do something for inspiration (a long walk, locking yourself in your room, whatever) so you buy yourself some peace and quiet. I think this issue will go away over time if she sees you struggle like this and still manage to land on your feet. At least I take it that you - like many folks in your position - find it easier to get going once the time pressure becomes very immediate. If that is not your experience, it might be better to already reach out to the person that made the commission to manage their expectations for the timeline.
>>34121891I'm not a normalfag like you, so it was like any other day.
Why can't single girls compete with pic rel?
>>34121911I've already accepted that I'll never be as hot as a fat tittied anime girl to some men, so I'll just stick with men who don't want fat tittied anime girls in the first place.
>>34121911i cant wait until they turn 2d into 3dits going to be so good
>>34121891F, I gained 3kg. As long as I'm a healthy weight I don't mind, it will go down now that I'm eating normally. The food was delicious!
I hate when you take one of those shits that leaves your ass searing for some reason.
>>34121907I know I'm the problem. But I am how I am, and I'm very moody and whimsical. When I have the right mood, I'm very productive and can work all day, all week, but when I don't, I don't. And even if I push through in this state, my work will turn out subpar compared to my usual quality, and I would hate myself for it. I know she actually cares about me very much, and I really hate myself for making her worry about me this much, but I also can't change who I am. Thanks for answering. If I won't be able to finish it before the deadline, I will discuss it with the client, and for now, I will try to set myself in the right mood.
>>34121911No one can compete with ZUN. Hardly anyone has managed to create media properties so massive that they have their own conventions.
3 reps of cumming inside flatties
>>34121916That's great! I have a little over 10 pounds to go to get to my target weight, and then I'll try to keep myself +/- 5 pounds of that. It'll be fun when I have that kind of leeway.
>GF keeps commenting about how she needs to eat more protein>I eventually give in and crack the obvious joke that I'd be delighted to give her some protein>She laughs and immediately moves on >She hasn't sucked my cock in over a yearHow am I supposed to not be miserable?
>>34121932Time to do the precheat routine.
>>34121932Women aren't into men.
Need urgent adviceSo I took off from work to go on vacation, but I booked a day extra than what I had PTO for. Thing is, I didn't tell my boss before leaving, so now i have to tell them that I won't be in for work tomorrow, just off the cuff.Idk how to tell them. Do I say my flight got delayed? Or do I say I got sick or something?
>>34121932That is pretty pathetic
>>34121823If it’s sexual, yes
>>34121939Call him, play it off as a mistake and you getting the dates/amount of PTO days mixed up, ask what he suggests as a solution. Own up to it and be pro-active. Making mistakes is human and if your boss is remotely reasonable he will not care much about that. Lying about your flight (which is easily checked I think?) is something else though and erodes any trust they have for you.
>>34121932Sorry your dick didn't get sucked but I don't think your joke had anything to do with it.
>>341219253 reps of forcing anon to cum into a trashbin while I tell him that his jizz is gross.
>>34121918Get yourself a bidets and wet wipes with aloe vera, it'll help soothe your ass and buy yourself some diaper rash ointment in any case.
What do women think about special ops guys?
>>34121906He probably has fast metabolism
>>34121946It wasn't a mistake though. I chose to book a day extra because flights would be cheaper Monday than Sunday. They've let me take off the cuff days off before, they're pretty chill, but I fear after a week off already, they won't be so generous.
Gender Should traveling always involve sex? With locals, prostitutes, other travelers, or your partner?If not, what else is there to do besides sex? Sightseeing? Eating? What else?
>>34121952There is a special bread of women who are really into military guys.
>>34121952I can't really tell, but I think some of them are Asian.You guys see it too, right?
>>34121958Get drunk, go dancing, sing karaoke
>>34121957I get that, but you can realistically claim that you got the dates mixed up and they cannot verify that, unlike actual lies about your flight or whatever. Just say "I checked it 10x and apparently so often I ended up mixing Sunday and Monday up". They will not fire you over this (unless it was the straw that broke the camel's back) and any consequences that will come, will be harsher the longer you put off telling them, or the more they suspect you played them on purpose. Just give your best acting to sell you had a brainfart and only just became aware of it.Also you no doubt know this but this problem only exists because you did not solve it at the moment it wasn't a problem yet (= asking your employer for an extra day off with the argument that it would be much cheaper), and it got worse because you waited until the very last minute to bring it up. Try to learn from that. If things are already shit, taking control fast is the best you can do.
>>34121948Is the trashbin flat too?
>>34121962I can do all of these in my town.
>>34121958I'm a pretty frequent traveler and not once have I ever had sex on my travels (or at home, for that matter). Doesn't mean I don't try, but thus is the life of an incel.Travel for the enjoyment of travel, seeing and doing things you can't at home.
>>34121958F, I'm usually quite sexual but on vacation of all situations I don't miss sex much if we don't have a lot of it, because we are already spending lots of quality time and doing romantic things that hit some of the spots sex generally does. If it "should" involve sex mostly depends on the length I think though, most couples I think would be frustrated by two weeks vacation with zero sex, but for a few days that's different.>What else?Literally everything. Swimming, hiking, stargazing. Spending quality alone time together (reading, drawing, listening to music/podcasts). Visiting local restaurants and pubs, making small talk with people from there. Taking pictures for people back home. Renting bicycles or something else for physical activity. Tours, museums, shows (theater, comedy, music). Even something as simple as walking through a strange supermarket and deciding together what new foods you want to try, what looks disgusting, what is most exotic etc. Anything you can enjoy on your own, you can potentially enjoy with a partner. And yeah a lot of those things you can do at home as well but part of the appeal is that most people have a more relaxed and open-minded headspace when they are away from their daily life and workplace.
>>34121966Well then you don't need to travel ever. Good job, you solved it
>>34121967>doing things you can't at homeSuch as?I had sex on all my travels. But right now I can't have sex for some time, so I'm wondering if there's any meaning to traveling right now.
Atoga, I never thanked you for saving my life...
>>34121862>waking up with his cock pulsing between my theighs
>>34121975>Such as?Sight seeing. Experiencing culture, way of life, geography, sites that just aren't wherever you live
>>34121979Yur welcome, Lutenant Dan!
Women, is it really hard for you to lose weight and super easy for you to gain weight? For me it's the other way around.
>>34121970You're very controversial. Like, you're saying you're okay with no sex, but only for a few days, which I don't think means that you're actually okay without sex...>>34121982Sounds boring, ngl. I enjoyed having sex with girls of different races and nationalities.
>>34122008>Like, you're saying you're okay with no sex, but only for a few days, which I don't think means that you're actually okay without sex...I get this but it is more about the expectations most people have of a vacation. Two weeks without sex in the relationship is fine. But if I went on a two-week vacation with my partner and we wouldn't have sex at any point, yeah I'd be disappointed, not because I can't go without sex for two weeks but because vacation has the potential to have extra memorable sex that feels more intense. If it's a few days, it's understandable it doesn't always work out and you might prioritize other things together. For weeks that's different imo. Just answering your question.
>>34121958Women love traveling for sex with the local Tinder pump and dumpers.
>>34122007Totally depends. I am very lucky with my metabolism, I will gain a little bit if I spend weeks snacking extra, and a few weeks of anxiety and reduced appetite brings me right down to very slim. This is completely different for different people though, hormones play a big role too. I have definitely heard other women sigh over what I would mindlessly eat in a way that made it verrry clear to me they just would not be able to afford that.Just for an example, my sister had an intense ED in her teens and as a result her body is kind of always in calories saving mode so she cannot go overboard without instantly seeing the effects.Cherish your disposition but do not expect it to remain this way with age. A lot of people (that eat "normally" and are reasonably active in everyday life) only start struggling with maintaing a healthy weight in middle age.
>>34122014>extra memorable sex that feels more intenseLike what? Did you have sex on the top of the piramide or what?
>>34122024No, it just has to do with not being in your normal routines. The same way you are more likely to remember a night dining out on vacation than a given night dining out at home. The specific reasons can vary but this is a super common phenomenon, like you never heard of "hotel room sex"? To be concrete, my bf and I like to rent a simple boat on vacation so we have sex while feeling the movements of the water. I also live in a place where it is not remotely realistic to have sex outside, because there is not enough nature close by where there's actually nobody around or within earshot. On vacation that is possible and we can just lie in the grass under the stars.
I have two girlfriends who don't know about each other. And both of them have boyfriends who are not me. Am I a cheater, or only them?
>>34122036No you don't.Anon, start living life, stop making this thread such a big part of it.
>>34122036Not a cheater because I assume you did not actually promise either of those girls exclusivity and even if you did, they would have been hypocritical to expect it of you in the first place.However not technically being a cheater does not mean you're not a scumbag. If you can imagine being madly in love with a girl and then finding out some other skeezy dude is giving her and other taken women dick on the side, how you would think about that guy - well that's you. Also realistically any person dating you would take your actions here as proof that you have no respect for monogamy, even if you were not technically the person who broke any promise to be monogamous.
>>34122036I believe that the term "clusterfuck" is very fitting for this situation
Both of my girlfriends want to bake me an apple pie. My first girlfriend has 12 apples, and my second girlfriend has 18 apples. If an apple pie requires 5 apples, then how many apple pies can each girlfriend bake for me? Bonus: How many apple pies can we bake if I introduce my girlfriends to each other?
>>34122042Dude I just woke up with a hangover I don't have the energy for this
>>34122007>Women, is it really hard for you to lose weight and super easy for you to gain weight? For me it's the other way around.For me, it is also the other way around.
>>341220422 and 38 if you count creampieing them both
>>34122007Opposite for me. I struggle, currently underweight.
>>34121894If you're not mentally well enough to meet the deadline just apologise to the customer and refund themBut I'm not gonna lie you should get some kind of job, sitting in your room all day won't helpI'm also a loony but you don't have to be in the right "mood" to do manual labour. If anything I find it helps a bit desu to have something else to do when my brain is being a cunt
>>34122048Just eat donuts or something
>>34121779>Moids, can you actually pee when you're hard?Yes, but it requires concentration. It's nowhere near as easy.
Black Pill anons who followed the advice and tried to communicate with girls, everything is bad, right?
>>34121779I can but it'll go everywhere>>34121726My skincare routine is to splash cold water on my face and slap myself to forget about the terrible hangover, I just have lucky geneticsI did used to use some products when I was a teen though, but I never had bad acne
Bruh I was feeling guilty for catching feelings for a married person, meanwhile there are people just casually fucking multiple people who are also fucking even more people
>>34122057Yeah, but those people aren't cheating. Cheating/helping someone cheat is much more immoral than polyamory.
>>34121680>67Don't say it...>>34121603>why do mentally ill people who see therapists have unhealthy vices and poor self-control>>34121616>went outside and talked to womenThey wouldn't want me to
>>34122055I don't know what advice that is. It's not like you can just step outside and talk to women, just like that.>but hobby groups>but muh social activitiesThere you don't talk to women 1:1 usually, else everyone picks up on the that you're touching grass "to talk to women" and things become awkward.The advice, apparently, could be that if you manage to talk to women, then every blackpilling thing in this world gets invalidated and you go to some sort of heaven of the men who talk to women and magically enter relationships with them (they get picked). It's like a silver bullet. But it isn't like that, not if women don't pick you. And they don't.
>>34121802There's a joke about Trump coming out of the White House in the snow and finding "Donald Trump Sucks" written in urine in the snow. He demands they analyse it to find out who wrote it. The nervous guy bringing the result says "Well, there's bad news and worse news. The bad news is, the urine comes from JD Vance. The worst news is, it's Melania's hand writing."
>>34122051I wasn't created for manual labour. But maybe walking around the city will help me. The only time I did it, I worked at a post office, sorting mail and stuff. It was fun. I loved the people there. Most of them were pretty ambitious and chatty young people, not the doom and gloom uncs I imagined they'd be. But still, actually working is so tiring. I left after just two days.
How do you like your eggs?
>>34122061Then the question is different. Have women chosen Black Pill Anons for relationships?
>>34121932That's a very poor source of protein, you know.
Where can I find a girl that looks like Saber from Fate Stay Night
>>34121932lmao
>>34122067How many times have you read a "success" story on /atoga/ from a guy? Women are more familiar with those when they come back here to announce that they're married.
>>34122066Moist, runny even. Nice and soft and wet.
>>34122059>polyamoryUh, I don't think anon was talking about that...
>>34121505Didn't realise the fashion police were hereBaggy jeans are supreme>>34122055It's all gone Pete TongI followed people's advice here last year and got a gf and it was terrible, this year I'm just being the villain>>34122057Cheaters should be lined up and shotActually all sexhavers>>34122065>I wasn't created for manual labourYour ancestors are turning in their gravesIf you have working arms and legs you can do manual labour lol>>34122066Hatched
>>34121932Break up?
>>34122042>how many apple pies can each girlfriend bake for me?First: two. Second: three.>Bonus: How many apple pies can we bake if I introduce my girlfriends to each other?None, because they'll both dump your ass on the spot.
>>34122066over hard, well done, crispy, crunchy, dry af
>>34122066>How do you like your eggs?Inseminated.
>>34121505jeans need to fucking disappear
>>34122066Scrambled the French way where it's a little moist with cream mixed in.
>>34122052That’s too filling and too sugary. I’m making pesto pasta with chicken. It’s filling too but I can handle it hehe
>>34122081maybe not all jeans, but those yeah.>hmm i want my jeans to be pre-brownedwtf is wrong with fashion normies
>>34122076>Your ancestors are turning in their graves>If you have working arms and legs you can do manual labour lolMy ancestors had a large plot of land and slaves. All they did was partying, having fun, and writing books, a few of which I read, they were okay. And I was born poor without anything. It's so unfair. I was born to have fun, not to work.
>>34122084What really bothers me is the pre ripped stuff.
>>34122084let's just stop pretending jeans are fashionable at all, they are for working outside
>>34122066Runny. I like soft-boiled eggs or glistening scrambled eggs with chives, poached eggs especially combined with avocado. Sometimes I have a craving specifically for a boiled egg where the yellow is hard on the outside and still moist/bordering on runny inside.Hard-boiled eggs are fine in some dishes and I like deviled eggs, but I will never understand why they are most people's favorite. The texture gets leathery and the smell of sulfur farts is just not appetizing. But no, I am the gross one for dipping toast in liquid egg yolk!
>>34121505Low-rise is really hard to pull off tho
>>34122090and they arent even that good for work eithertheyve been obsolete as actual work pants since the 60sthose polyblend work pants last longer, are more durable, and wash betterand the color actually lastswhen you actually think about it, clothes where the colors fade are stupid
What are you supposed to wear if jeans are bad?
>>34122090MFuck you, I love my baggy jeans.
>>34122060>why do mentally ill people who see therapists have unhealthy vices and poor self-controlThe point is that the number of people seeking that kind of help is rapidly increasing.
>>34122096>polyblend work pantsI hope you don't wear these materials, might as well take HRT
>>34122097nothing if femalespeedo if male
>>34122097actual trousers
>>34122097Chinos.
>>34122103i need to, i have too much body hair and am balding
>>34122088>born to have fun, not to workAren't we all but you can find a balance>>34122102It's not like guys saw therapists 50 years agoBut yeah obvs it stems from a wider societal problem. When everything feels hopeless it's easy to get addicted to stuff like pr0n and other vices
>>34122097Nothing wrong with jeans but I got a really comfy pair of corduroy pants from m&s
>>34122107>endocrinedisruptcel>baldingno wonder
>>34122105>>34122106They legit aren't as durable as jeans though.
>>34122105>>34122110Based bong anons ITT>>34122097I'm so broke rn I have a pair of jeans and a couple of pairs of work trousers that are all scuffed, that's all the pants I own lol
>>>/fit/76975097>>>/fit/76975121When you look at these men who looksmaxxed and see how they behave you realize they are ultimately just incels who look good because women do truly want good personalities because they feel entitled to them, they don't want men who through good or bad means ever changed themselves, they want someone with a lifetime of reassurance only possible by being born perfect. Women hate men who admit they had to work to get to where they are. Ultimately this entitlement comes from the fact that we coddle women. I only say this because usually most people suggest revoking womens rights as an easy solution to women spiritually polluting global civilization but I say that's not enough.Women need to learn true discipline and what it's like to suffer. Truly suffer not just get pumped and dumped by Chad.My solution?Women should have child labor globally legalized and from age 5 should be forced to work at gunpoint in underground gulag mines for 14 hour shifts, doing the hardest manual labor possible.When they turn 18 they will be given the choice of a assigned state mandated husband or the choice to continue working underground after age 20 being allowed more leisure time to step outside and rest with less hours. This will build far better character and teach them the reality of the world, and that for most, they deserve a 5'6 bald meth head bf not Chad.Women you all agree that working 14 hours in the mines all day would have made you a better person right?
>>34122113Nobody told you to buy polyester trousers retard>durablebro you're walking around a city bro get real
>>34122112>endocrine disruptorsoverblown memeeven if you wear 100% cotton/wool etc. all the threads in every article of clothing made in the past 50 years are polyester anyway
>>34122116And sitting and shit like that. Pants wear.
>>34122117>broooo there's no point trying just put on the polyester panties on bro wool and cotton are fake >>34122120>i can't be arsed looking after my clothing or buying quality materials this is the mindset of a slobbification
>>34122114>Based bong anons ITTI'm a Bonglet (AU)
>>34122124I don't think you realize how shitty women's clothing actually is.
I accidentally sent a 2d hentai pic to a female coworker on WhatsApp. We were chatting because we live in the same area and were organizing transport for a team lunch next week since she might pick me up to go to the venue. The image was on my phone, and she definitely saw it because it got blue checkmarks. She started typing, stopped for a while probably out of shock, then started typing again. I quickly deleted the message for both of us. She acted like she did not see it and continued talking about the travel arrangements. She is a bit more senior than me, and we are not close at all. Do you think she might share this with other coworkers?
>>34122124link study that proves that wearing clothes with polyester disrupts your endocrinesotherwise "that which can be asserted without evidence blah blah blah overused buzzphrase
>>34122127nta, i knowwhen i try on my sisters clothes, they always fall apart. quite sad really
>>34122127women are not special, male clothing is also shit
>>34122126Oh nice lolI do miss having chinos and various other pairs of pants tho. Maybe if I get my monies up let's go shopping at M&S lel>>34122129Lol I would just play it off and be like "oops that's not the right pic haha", she prolly found it funny if she saw it
There has been snow on the ground 4/4 days of 2026. Need cat boy bf to cuddle with for body heat.
>>34122133>when i try on my sisters clothesWhat is bro doing
>>34122131>link studyYour ignorance is not my responsibility to take care of, this isn't difficult information to locate, it isn't my job to jump through hoops because you're an incredulous retard. >that which can be asserted without evidenceThat entire phrase is self-refuting.>>34122127You know the meme about how there are multiple floors for women's clothing and one section for men's? What makes you think they're giving us the quality cuts?
>>34122129She doesn't care. No one cares about you aside from your direct family and close friends.
>>34122139i accept your concession
>>34122135NTA but it really is not quite the same, women buy a lot more clothes on impulse to wear for a specific party or something so female clothing in the lower segment is made for quantity not quality, offering cute-looking pieces for little is endlessly more important than anything that lasts. This is just different for young men who would on average not buy new pants specifically for a date or something. Women often get the tip to buy basics like plain t-shirts or sleeveless tops in the men's section for this reason. More bang for your buck.
*sniff* *sniff* ...yeah I need a shower...
>>34122141>self-castrating to own le chudsLMAO have fun basedjak
ive never had any lucky buying clothes in any store lately. i unironically have better luck buying clothes from the thrift store. even crappy mall clothes from kohls/jcpenny/kmart/sears etc. is much better than many things now. i dress like a boomer anyway so it works.
MI hate men's fashion so much and always have. It all looks samey and boring, just an npc outfit #684867. There are some men with great fashion sense (like pic related, for example, or me), who use accessories, the right fabrics, design, and styling. But most men walk around as if they bought the first thing they saw in the cheapest shop.
>>34122151>great fashion sense is dressing like a fag
>>34122151most people dress like slobs dude
I dreamt about you last night
>>34122153Maybe I'm biased and it's not true for other places in the world, but women where I live dress better on average while most men look like slobs.
>>34122157oh absolutely, but people overall dress terribly.What part of the world you living in?
>>34122151looking remotely good as a man is gay
>>34122151I don't wear nice clothes because then I have to worry about my nice clothes getting messed up
>>34122159I’m from Europe
>>34122071I found out about this thread a few days ago. It seems like only normal people are chatting here, so I thought maybe there were some regular anons among them. It seems like it's just a Reddit cesspool.>>34122076What is your height, face, penis?
>wear actual pants>wear any shirt with a collar>wear any jacket>better dressed than 90% of peoplei love america
>>34122165>only normal people4chan for normies and normies pretending to be schizos. actual schizos chat elsewhere
Had a horrible dream about rapist demons again
Girls would you ever wear a veil in public?
>>34122180>Had a horrible dream about rapist demons againYou and I have very different ideas of horrible dreams.
>>34122180i havent had a dream in probably 5 years
Are the women back again in this thread from another night out getting all 3 holes lewdly stretched out and wrecked by Chad(s) last night? Isn't it embarrassing and don't you have shame from your pussies feeling wrecked and ruined and your assholes red and angry and sore because that happened and now Chad is going to ignore you for another 2-3 weeks before he gets you back on his schedule again?
>>34122144Same lol, don't like showering when housemates about on the weekend but gotta be done...>>34122165>What is your height, face, penis?What does this mean 5'7", decent enough face, 7"
>>34122165>only normal people are chatting hereIt's mostly norms with their shit together but there are plenty of nutjobs and incels/femcels also
>>34122151You have plenty of fashionable options, but men choose to engage in a sad parade of limp-dick laziness. NPC outfit? Please, that's generous, it's more like the default skin in a free-to-play game, zero effort, zero flair, just a walking billboard for "I gave up on life at puberty." Most guys couldn't style their way out of a Walmart clearance bin. Guys are out there in clothes that haven't seen a wash since Biden was president. Women put actual thought into every outfit because we actually give a fuck, heels that could kill, dresses that hug curves like a lover's grip, accessories that drip more personality than your entire wardrobe combined.
>>34122227My hot take is all the femcels here are actually incels that are cosplaying.
>>34122233I fuckingwish
>>34122233These nibbas have too much time frfrNah sufemacist is legit tho
>>34122231>just a walking billboard for "I gave up on life at puberty."I mean I did tbf I used to have good fits then I thought what's the point so I just dress like a hobo now
Does anyone else get really bad anxiety on Sunday afternoons or is it just meI didn't even drink much last night but Sundays seem to take on this weird gloom and foreboding like something terrible is about to happen if you step out of the safe zone. Like all of the week's tribulations and malice have accumulated into one big sphere that's about to implode. Someone tell me I'm not crazy and that you get what I mean
>>34122251Yes. I frequently can't even sleep until 2-3 AM, which makes Mondays even worse.
>>34122115*me imagining him lighting up as I call clavicle ugly to his face and then kicking clavicle in the balls as soon as the assault defines itself*
>>34122215They are hoping if they give Chad enough sex in January, he will ask one of them to be his main gf in February for Valentine's (he won't)
>>34122258That's rough buddy, idk if you've tried any sleeping remediesWell everyone hates Mondays ig (at least when you have to work) I'm just sat on the sofa rn with roommates paralysed with inertia but I need to get up and do shit lol
>>34122063I chortled
>>34122154Oh my
I think I'm going to play some Red Dead Redemption 2 with the lights off, I'm gonna open the windows and point the heater and fan at me at the same time.Might put a blanket on me too.
My face doesn't feel right it feels likes it's pulsing and burning
>>34122294>>34122295What's your question?
>>34122300Only smart people can see the question, as it is implied. sorry bro.
>>34122294>I'm gonna open the windows and point the heater and fan at me at the same time.That's terribly inefficient. Imagine the bill.
Femanon, let me snort cocaine off your sweaty bush and momentarily ascend to heaven.
>>34122154Aw that's so nice to dream of someone.
>>34122251Touch grass
>>34122304no now give me update on maduro lorewhere did his wive go? what about the long nose tribe appreciation foid trying to get her foot in when establishing new leadership? venezuelan celebration happenings or anything? funny things trump said? have you bought one of the nike tech fits before they sold out?
So basically I've been messaging with a girl for like 2 weeks now. She never messages me first, she just answers to my messages when I ask her stuff. This feels incredibly one sided, I would like for a girl to ask me things or be interested but she doesn't do that. She's really pretty, but I've been thinking about not messaging her anymore.
State gender.If you are under 30, what do you think about boomers? At what age is somebody a boomer for you, ironically or unironically?
>>34122317try going for girls in your league pro tip: those are the ones you think you are out of their league, if you want authentic enthusiasm
I wanna make a youtube channel discussing topics but I don't want a 4channy fanbase for my viewsIf they realize I'm from 4channel, it's joever
>>34122324Kek, ask entj how it's going
>>34122324>breaking news: anon trying to be something he's not gone terribly wrong
>>34122312I was gonna go for a walk but it's already dark outWill do tomorrow though m
>>34122324Just become a vtuber.
>>34122318Eh, I don't like to generalize a generation. It's an easy way to discriminate.
>>34122304I just washed my bush tho.
>>34122331No information: the post.
>>34122233There are no biologically female women here
https://youtu.be/v1c2OfAzDTI
>>34122318FThe older I get, the more I hate old people. Anyone who is older than me is a boomer.
foids you WOULD date a boy that always quietly says "uh oh..." after farting loud and hard, right?
>>34122346I would not date someone with american level digestion issues, no
>>34122304>Femanon, let me snort cocaine off your sweaty bush and momentarily ascend to heaven.Women don't do bush kek! That was a temp COVID hack, now they are back to shaving and waxing again.
>>34122349good thing braindead women with zero bantz are a dime a dozen
Are there any guys that would actually be in a relationship with a woman that doesn't do blowjobs? It seems like that is always a requirement now in a relationship, and it doesn't help when I am open and honest about it because they stop seeing me immediately.
>>34122354bantz are supposed to be funny not disgusting caleb
>>34122356Just find a guy who's worth pretending you like it for. Thats how most girls deal with that.
>>34122356Can't speak for other guys, but I would not, personally.
>>34122357the root of all good humor is disgust, madame
>>34122356Because it's such a small insignificant thing to get hanged up on, if a woman doesn't do blowjob, then what other, bigger more important things is she not willing to do for you.
>>34122351I'll have you know I keep the bush on my pubis and it's very well maintained. I just wax around the vulva and butthole because it's uncomfortable.
>>34122359>Just find a guy who's worth pretending you like it for. Thats how most girls deal with that.But there is no pretending, I don't do that at all.
>>34122362yes but the fact you have to go to fecal humor to still get that effect tells me how low down in the gutter you are
>>34122338You're free to interpret it however you like
>>34122365Then stay single. You have to be hot af to be able to get away with such behavior.
>>34122363This, lolFirst its>where can I find a man that won't mind me not giving him blowjobsand then the next thing you know it's>where can I find a husband that lets me invite my boyfriend over while he works
>>34122356idk at this point i've spent such a long time away from people/women that i've gotten sexually self-sufficient. i would date someone like you. i'm not sure if the bizarre things i've gotten along the way would be worth it for you, though
>>34122366i don't have to, i chose to. i am an absolute critter, get used to it. uh oh...
>>34122346>afterNot before?
>>34122315Do you women like Maduro? He's pretty tall.
>>34122390nonow answer my questions
do men ever regret their hoe phases
>>34122390The only maduros I like are Drew Estate Liga Privada No. 9
>>34122404No, because no amount of a man being a hoe actually results in him getting laid any more than he would have otherwise.
>>34122396I'm NTA. His wife gets special treatment for now because she's a woman and they don't want to look bad. The new foid is scared, and so are the junta bootlickers. Venezueleans don't celebrate yet because they have fatigue. Drumpf said he executed an attack on sovereignty, which I thought was unintentionally funny. I'm not a squatter.
>>34122315the jannies here get upset (for free btw) whenever i talk armchair geopolitics itt but given the timing this seems to likely be a ploy to:1. legitimize multipolar world, likely a step in stopping russia-ukraine conflict and increasing our ties with russia2. throw a wrench into chinese encroachment by denying them their belt-and-road projects in south america3. signal to the world the return of US isolationism and monroe doctrine (neocons and the danish are sweatting hard rn btw)4. extract resources from venezuela to put into US to grow the economy without importing lots of thirdies, just in time for the midterms*ahem*CLEAN IT UP NOW JANNIES>>34122386never before
I'm in my Native mood.https://youtu.be/6oHGUr6HEow
>>34122417thanks based qrd update-moid>>34122421thanks based armchair geopolitics-moid
>>34122404I saw a man post about feeling this way in this general in November iirc
>>34122356M, yeah I don't think it'd bother me>>34122318Some are alright some are assI worked/volunteered in a couple of old age homes and most of the people there are litty. It's some people who are like 30-50 who can be cunts>>34122404I'm almost a wizard so noI'm sure some do tho
>>34122215Chad never does anything that feels bad, he eats me out and stays put until I unblock him and tell him to do it again
>>34122422I thought about learning the indigenous language in my country, there's plenty of free resources available, but ultimately it seems a bit pretentious for a white guy to do and aside from watching indigenous language TV programmes I wouldn't get much use out of it.
>>34122356I think it depends somewhat on why you don't do them. Also, like other anons have said, you have to offer a lot in other areas for a guy to accept something like that.
>>34122304where's my armpit anon, I bet he would do drugs off my armpits
>>34122215i'm a virgin and you still call me a whore even though you'd never turn sex down
>>34122444Would you still be a virgin if I was with you?
>>34122444If I don't like her then there's no point. We can't get erections for just everything and anyone.
>>34122144Just had a nice hit shower and feel freshh Did you shower yet anon? You will feel better after
y thread so ded?
>>34122460Everyone went to church.
>>34122404From what I've seen not that often, when men express feeling this way it's usually because of consequences (losing a friendship over coming on to someone's gf, getting someone pregnant) rather than the mere fact that they had a lot of sex with different people.That said I do feel part of this is just cultural, I think men just like women tend to get jaded if they have a lot of sexual experiences of which a large part is not entirely pleasant or emotionally affirming. With women I feel there is a whole stereotype that they got bitter about men because they were too loose, whereas for the male equivalent people just say they will never settle down because they don't want to, or they know too much about women to still want a relationship. When there really is not a big difference for the effect it has. A man who has been around the block sexually and ends up alone is seen as a lot less sad than the female equivalent but that doesn't have to mean anything for how it feels to the guy.
I'm so fucking horny, I keep dreaming about having a woman I can pick up and sit on my lap and just grind my cock into her tiny ass. I don't want big booty women, I want thin little elven like women why I can just feel how delicate and slight they are and who I can overpower and just am so much fucking bigger than. I'm so fucking hard, my cock is pitching my underwear so much and they feel tight. I want to just bury my face in her skin, her hair, inhale her smell and just drive myself wild. Fuck, it's like, I'm too fucking horny. This is kind of vulgar but I kind of mean it. I need a cumdump, an onahole, a person to just be my sex toy for a bit and fucking take it. I don't know what else to do beyond masturbate, fuck.
>>34122460I'm too busy having an existential crisis sozAlso I assume the normies are busy doing stuff with their weekend (and the wagies waging)
>>34122463Go to horny jail broDoes fapping not get rid of the horny for you
>>34122464what existential crisis are we having today?
>>34122468I've been holding it in for like a week and I think I could cum like 9 times. I usually cum 3-4 times a day.
>>34122472>holding it in for like a weekJust choke the chicken then, get it out of your systemSometimes I'm glad I don't have a high libido>>34122471People are scary and mean and everything is hopeless
>>34122463Been there. I have no magic fix but my best tips>cold showers/physically going outside and walking around if you want to force a mindset shift>fantasizing+masturbating is more effective than porn, do what you can to feed your imagination e.g. spraying female perfume on some soft article of clothing to get closer to the sensation of being with someone>if you start feeling sorry for yourself for having so much to give and nobody to give it to, remind yourself that it is a promise for the future because those desires will be there for you waiting for the moment where you can act on them >in general edging more and forcing yourself to take your time, do stuff like use a lot of lube, touch your body imagining someone else is doing it etc the higher the odds the orgasm keeps the urges at bay for a bit>weed/edibles really help to have more intense orgasms if you start purely desiring more pleasure than you can easily give yourself>I find just writing stuff out for myself can also help feel my head slightly less overloaded and full of half-compulsive fantasies
>>34122473is everything hopeless because ppl are scary & mean, or is everything hopeless regardless?
>>34122445No>>34122448>When women have preferences, it's evil>When I have preferences, I can't control it!11>Women are the ones who lack accountability>>34122404moids NEVER turn down sex. moids are lifelong ultrawhores. loyal, pure moids do not exist.>>34122462moids never want a relationship. they just pretend to love women so that they get to use a woman as meat>i know too much about the whores i've had sex with to want a relationship with a non-whorepathetic excuse. no one will ever love you for your true self because your true self is exactly like every other moid: a vessel of sadism
>>34122476Regardless, but people don't help I'll just be glad to have the house to myself tomorrow daytime at least so I can do housework and cook without worrying about being a nuisance
>>34122479>moids never want a relationship. they just pretend to love women so that they get to use a woman as meatNaw, I went out with some girls in the past who didn't want anything serious and it made me sadEspecially one who only wanted to be fwb, but then got another bf, so clearly I was not bf material kek. But life goes on
>>34122479>moids never want a relationship. they just pretend to love women so that they get to use a woman as meatI respectfully totally disagree with this. I have known many men that just lived pretty basic lives and were pretty much dying for someone to eat their daily dinner with and sit next to them to watch tv. Men are social creatures just like women and even men that have a lot of weird or hurtful ideas about women will often still crave a kind of warmth, tenderness, nurturing etc they are unable to really give or receive in a friendship with a man.
>>34122218You're not an incel, you're not black pill, you're a normie scumbag.That anon is right
>>34122463ok, but how big is your dick?
>>34122480i've missed having my own place, being able to lower my guard. why do you worry about being a nuisance? somebody call you annoying when you were a kid?
>>34122422>native anon post?
>>34122460Eating eggs
>>34122479Fuck you, I'm a turbo virgin and I literally turned down a guilt free offer of limitless sex for a week with a hot girl because the oath of no sex before marriage was more important than getting my dick wet. Yeah I want to have dominant sex with a woman who chooses me and submits to me but that only matters if it's willing and actual meaningful submission where she's chosen to be with me and join her life with mine.
>>34122491Big enough to make you cum.
>>34122479How horny do you get when you think about me?
>>34122479>When I have preferences, I can't control it!11The difference between me and women is that women are the ones who select moids for casual sex and it's at their initiative. They want to get fucked and then never see the guy again. I don't want that at all.
>>34122482bullshit. moids themselves say that all their problems would be solved if they got free legal prostitutes>>34122484>Social creaturesthis is ridiculous. this is their excuse to beg for rape communism. moids are not """"""social""""" with women, obviously. you don't even have common sense. moids hate nothing more than their wives. moids only stay in long-term relationships because they're worried that no woman will hookup with them LOL>crave a kind of warmth, tenderness, nurturingwhat a fucking joke. what moids want is tolerance.
>>34122154I dreamt about anon last night too.
>>34122500bullshit. moidiots always want sex.>>34122505i started getting wet randomly because of you
I wish jerking off wasn't so boring.
>>34122512I don't really enjoy it much anymore either.
>>34122506sure, buddy. thats why you brag about faking emotional connection for sex, obviously
>>34122502lol, I bet
>>34122510I never said I didn't want it, of course I did. I said I turned it down in favor of something that was more important.
>>34122516the only thing moidiots put before sex is making women suffer
>>34122507Sluts dump guys, betraying their feelings. An incel dates a slut with a history of relationships. Sluts don't care about love or feelings.
>>34122520all moids are sluts.
>>34122515I want to make you cum on my dick so bad. Literally just wrap my hands around your stomach, apply a firm amount of pressure right above your pelvis and just fuck you while I'm holding you like a tight fucking toy and I just want you to squeeze my cock as hard as you can. Fucking hell, I feel like I'm going to cum soon and the only thing that's holding me back is posting. Fucking hell.
>>34122510I always want sex with you, does that make me a bad guy?
James is ENTJ btw
>>34122525>divides guys into worthy and unworthy> gets hatredAre you a dumb cunt or are you just pretending?
>>34122527Yes cause you're roleplaying a dead person, you dumb brown man.
>>34122526cum inside me
>>34122528>ENTJ stands for ENTitled James
>>34122518You really need a good strong dick to fuck these retarded thoughts out of your head. Like you need a dick that will just fuck you retarded so you're not burdened by thinking anymore.
>>34122527you dont have a choice
>>34122528James is James
>>34122529all moids are unworthy>wants to rape babies>gets hatred>>34122530James is a nice pale moid>>34122535>you're a retarded whore for being a virgin>you need to get raped so that you can stop thinking
>>34122526https://vocaroo.com/17IwQ0Slu5Lc
>>34122513So you used to enjoy it? I only do it to alleviate urges and habit, I can't remember ever actually finding it fun.
>>34122541I remember it feeling a lot more enjoyable, but I did mostly do it for the same reasons.
>>34122540no
>>34122540PAHAHAHA MUCLE MAN AHAHAHAHA
Men, Would you date this girl?
>>34122539You're a lying cunt. Just talking about preferences already divides people into worthy and unworthy. You make up nonsense about children, even though there are pedophile whores involved.
>>34122514For what it's worth, the last time I found PIV fascinating was when I was a teenager. In principle oral is more up my alley and if I could have a like minded person to 'hook up' with, as you'd say, I would. But only if we were also roommates and partners or something like that.
>>34122486WtfTrust me if you saw my life you wouldn't think I was normal kek>>34122494Yeah, I've always been too poor to even think about having my own place, ik I'm just in my head though My roommate does get easily annoyed though if I'm in the kitchen when she wants to be etc. so I'll just leave eating and the cleaning til tomorrow...>>34122512Idk get some other hobbies>>34122538That hairline is wild
>>34122512>I wish jerking off wasn't so boringSkill issue
>>34122548>not WhiteNo.
It'd be pretty cool if women actually liked men instead of hating them.
>>34122548Thought that was a male to be honest
stop talking to the autistic femcel
What is even the appeal of getting fucked in the ass?
>>34122533I came. I actually felt my ass clench hard and my balls tighten like a vice up against my core. I imagined you squeezing me repeatedly and as soon as you felt my cock jump and pulse along with my hips pressing up you came hard on my cock. Like, you just milked me for all it was worth because you knew how desperate I was. Fuck, I'm still pretty horny and there's cum everywhere. It would have been so much better to see it dripping out of you.>>34122540Fuck off faggot.
>>34122558a real outdoorsy steppe tomboy.
>>34122560pain
>>34122555To be fair thinking about Korra helps.
>>34122553You're a lying, normie pus. If you were ugly with a 4-5" dick, I'd believe you, the rotten thing came here to show off.
Just received news from my cousin at NASA that a Gamma Ray Burst is about to hit Earth, you have about 20 minutes to seek shelter. Death toll likely to be in the billions.
>>34122566Define shelter
>>34122560The ass has tons of nerves that feel good but also it's degrading and submissive. If you're a guy prostate stimulation feels better than penile stimulation and it's not even close.
>>34122566god I wish
>>34122566nothing ever happens, fuck off
>>34122566Aw, no radio today
>>34122558I still don't believe they aren't.
only flat women can be cool
>>34122566>shelteryeah I'll just take shelter behind ten thousand miles of adamantium, that should do it right
>>34122566please be realthis is the burst that will fix my genesplease be real
Men, can you handle maximum crazy if she's maximum hot?
>>34122537I want to marry you.
>>34122561https://vocaroo.com/1gze0KYk89Ca
Low experience or virgin male anons . Do you care about having causal sex or your own promiscuous phase? Or do you not care about that and just want a girlfriend/wife? Are you single or virgin/low experience by choice?For the men in the “I want to be promiscuous” category, what would you do if your soulmate wanted to date you before you branched out?
>>34122584unironically no
I miss myao
burger moids, will you try to snatch a venezuelan gf from the impending wave that'll hit you?
>>34122587I don't particularly want to be promiscuous, but I don't want to be experienced, y'know?I don't want to drive a lot of different cars, I want to drive to a lot of different places with the same car.If she goes "nah, I already tried that with XXX" I'm OUT!
>>34122587no. yes. its hard to say. i dont have a social group or go out at all so its hard to meet women in the first place. and even when i do meet them, ive never been able to ask them out or exchange contacts. it just never felt right
>>34122566Why would I seek shelter and miss out on a chance to become a Hulk
>>34122590yeah.
>>34122587I hate whores and girls in general. I don't even want to date them, they wouldn't care, they want normal pus and chads. A lying society defends humiliation based on physiological characteristics, protecting the rights of faggots and the like, fucking beastliness.
>>34122596whats your game plan?
should i fap or go for a run
>>34122593You’re doing the correct thing. Women don’t want to be approached or asked out. The only thing you should use is dating apps.
>>34122587I just want a wife. I had casual sex literally once in my freshman year of college and it was so soulless I wouldn't even consider doing it again.I've never dated but I could probably get more experience if I wanted to judging by how easy it was the one time I did it, but I've been pretty depressed for most of my life and never really tried. Count that however you want.
>>34122602fap whilst running
>>34122602Both
>>34122604thats the problem. i cant. using a dating app seems more nerve wracking, humiliating, and unnatural/weird than actually asking out a girl irl.
need a gf with disproportionally large hands and feet
>>34122593Don't listen to >>34122604, he's trying to fuck with you or he fell for psyops himself.
>>34122587I want a forever girlfriend that I can marry without signing my life over to someone who will move on to have casual sex in the same way she had it before us meeting. Having meaningless sex with a variety of women doesn't interest me at all.
>>34122587>Do you care about having causal sex or your own promiscuous phase?No>Or do you not care about that and just want a girlfriend/wife?Want a girlfriend, ideally one for.some.sex would be as novel and special as it would be for me>Are you single or virgin/low experience by choice?Both kind of? I haven't made a deliberate choice to stay celibate, but I never cared enough to seek out sex either.
>>34122620
>>34122585We'll have the wedding today>>34122587moids cannot be virgins, they just have sex with each other, moidiots are bi ultrawhores who NEVER turn sex down>>34122597>i just want to pump and dump them
>>34122625>sex>novel>special>modern women Kek
>>34122587I don't care at all. I deeply regret having wasted my youth as a mentally ill loner who never dated and pushed other people/the entire world away. But that is entirely different.
>>34122541moids cant even enjoy jacking off, what makes you think they'll enjoy anything with you?>>34122550you have preferences too, retard. you never shut up about how evil women are for having any body type, ugly pussies, wide set eyes, large mouths, whatever a "bad jawline" is>>34122557stop projecting. moids unconditionally hate women
>>34122621I’m not saying he can’t approach, I’m just saying he already sounds slightly socially anxious. Using dating apps is much simpler and easier, because irl approaches require a lot more social skills and awareness
>>34122631What does your name stand for?
>>34122628>>34122631Is this a bit or are you genuinely mentally deranged? Stop thinking bitter incels represent the average man.
>>34122587I don't want to run around and sleep with a bunch of different women, but there are a few things I want to try that some women would not want to do. However, I could leave those aside for the right woman.I'm not sure if you'd consider it by choice or not. I didn't really try for years, but also it's not like it would have been easy if I had been trying. I'd still probably be in a similar situation.
>>34122604a lot of us dont, but its only a problem when she doesnt say yes and you keep pushingi dont WANT moids with mustaches to exist, but its not immoral>>34122623moids justify cheating because they have no self-control and their nature is to fuck as many women as possible. its not an excuse though, just makes moids evil>>34122629im a virgin but you dont want me, you want literal pornstars
>>34122587I want a girlfriend with whom to have loving wholesome sex with exclusively.However if I hit 35 without that happening I will accept that that life is never going to happen and start paying to fuck whores instead.
do men have 'pack leaders'?A guy came by for Christmas break from working abroad, and all the dudes started hooting and hollering like apes, buying him drinks, and all their gfs personally hugged him. He's also 5 years older and a head shorter than all of them. He spent the whole night at the bar 'looking over' them as they played darts.Other guys just get a fistbump lmao
>>34122637moids constantly brag about the fact that they are all the samethats why women like me, who see your uncensored thoughts, stay virgin. KAM
>>34122637shes severely autistic and out of toucheveryone itt needs to stop giving her (you)s, it only makes it worse
>>34122643The most fun, social credit guy generally yes
>>34122642>i want to be loved by the person i lie to, cheat on, and abuseyou definitely fuck whores. blowjobs count. you are used, and not even a good to begin with
>>34122587Im more upset that if im a virgin and shes my only real experience, it will be this weird uneven dynamic where its just sort of a nice thing that she enjoys when I think I'm having some spiritual connection with her I guess. I have a fear of thinking I have this pure, deep, sacred love for someone when they kinda only casually enjoy my company/tolerate having me around for the sake of it.
>>34122628You're a dumb cunt, throw this faggotry away, most whores have a ton of fucking connections, incels don't even need a virgin.>>34122631You're a stupid femid creature. Even the people you described don't date incels and want normie pus, you stupid scum. Even they cheat on incels. Don't confuse normie pus and chads with incels. If you want to whine about moids who dump girls, go ahead, but you'll quickly discover that girls don't blame them because they're sluts and will forgive chads and normie pus for everything.
>>34122646im literally diagnosed with level 1>shes a whore for being a virgin>shes out of touchjfc pick a narrative
>>34122643my friends do the cheering and hooting and hollering thing to me and also buy my drinks but im a khhv 4chan userno hugs from their gfs tho
>>34122566aw fuck just reading this now. why did i have to be one of the fucking survivors? god damn it
>>34122643It depends on what their personal history is with someone like that. He has probably done a lot to make them look up to him. I dont naturally look to make any one dude a leader or popular and i actually hate dudes who try to position themselves like that.
What's your thoughts on the adult women upset that Will and Mike didn't have hot graphic gay sex during the finale of Stranger Things?
>>34122659it was just funny. The whole room basically froze at his presence, despite all the other dudes being younger and taller than him.
>>34122646That's never stopped any of you moids from being severely autistic.
>>34122653>unironically seething and replying to sufemacistYou're arguing with an unemployed, uneducated, fat, black, autistic femcel that had no friends or relationships that namefags on 4chan. Are you this easy to offend in real life? Get a grip.
>>34122589trip on ohio
>>34122662people paid attention to stranger things after season 1??
>>34122650moidiots are incapable of love, and moid virgins do not exist. anal counts, oral counts, whores count, gay sex counts.>>34122653then stop demanding virgins.moids themselves claim to dump any woman when she turns 20. gotta pick one, buddy.>you're a slut who forgives chad and normie pus for everything despite being a virgin>i, on the other hand, am pure with a body count of only 50
I wish I had a wife to hold close and kiss her neck aggressively
>>34122656Wait, they give you a level now?
>>34122643Yes. My best friend is pretty hot. Almost every woman I’ve been with has been > his seconds (he stopped dating or having sex with them and I was in their social vicinity) >women who really wanted him but used me as a stepping stone or an orbiter (if they can’t be with him, then by virtue of being with me, they still get to be in his social vicinity)>the uglier friends of the women he sleeps with (not ugly to me most of the time)
>>34122663he's their cool unc
>>34122665you're right, go back to seething that pornstars wont fuck you
wish a werewolf woman would chase me through the woods and force me to munch her hairy bush
>>34122676that isn't a pack leader, that's the town bike
>moids themselves claim to dump any woman when she turns 20. gotta pick one, buddyOkay, conversation over, I hope you're just a troll.
>>34122675terminal 1 autism lmao
>>34122675yeah, in america at leastit goes>doesnt need help (weird)>needs help>needs a ton of help (stereotype)
>>34122587Personally, I can’t understand what would make me different than any other man she’s slept with. You’re telling me out of the 50+ men she’s slept with, I’m the only one that fit the criteria for someone she’d date? Only Me? It just makes me think she’ll eventually want something new.
The worst part about being male is the inability to have lesbian sex.
>>34122682a moid on 8 chan .moe literally told me this. pick a goddamn narrative
>>34122640>their nature is to fuck as many women as possibleI'd never cheat. I've seen what it does when women do that to men.
>>34122671does it make me a bad person if i think you would be a fun rapeyour reactions would be cute and entertaining i think
>>34122687try not hitting her and lying to her
>>34122634If you don't try you don't learn, and it's not as much of a minefield as you make it out to be. Most people will forgive a person a bit of awkwardness.
>>34122691I cheated once after I found out my ex was already cheating.Still feel bad about it despite being justified in doing so
I've never felt so disgusting in my life this time my outside matches my inside
>>34122690You got groomed on cripplechan? Makes sense
>>34122690haha lmao>go into the heart of darkness of incel chuddery>the retards there say retarded shit>wtf, all men are like this, kill all men shmshm
>>34122696uh, why?
>>34122691moids are inherently disloyal>>34122692i genuinely hope you kill yourself. no one will miss you, no one could ever love your true self
I wouldn’t mind cheating on a woman. Why is it socially acceptable for women to monkey branch but I can’t fuck a girl that’s hot and coming onto me, especially if the one I’m with doesn’t do that anymore?
>>34122587I have never wanted casual sex and don't see the appeal. I hope for a wife who feels similarly
>>34122698>claim that all moids do a thing>act shocked when someone believes you
>>34122690He's not an incel, he's a normie scumbag or a chad, just like this whole thread, normie scumbags and chads will cheat and leave, I believe that.
>>34122704only an autist would believe that kek, definitely tier 1 autism baha
>>34122702you absolutely could if you had the bank account needed for that
>>34122560>What is even the appeal of getting fucked in the ass?It feels good>>34122564>To be fair thinking about Korra helpsDon't goon to my parasocial fictional couple!>>34122662>What's your thoughts on the adult women upset that Will and Mike didn't have hot graphic gay sex during the finale of Stranger Things?I used to get bullied as a little girl by grown women who didn't like the fact that I wrote Romione fanfiction because they shipped Hermione with Harry or Malfoy. None of this shit surprises me anymore.>>34122680>wish a werewolf woman would chase me through the woods and force me to munch her hairy bushMoids can say this, but I can't say I want to get hunted by a werewolf, forced to take his knot, and turned into a broodmare for his cubs without being called a furry. Double standards.>>34122689>The worst part about being male is the inability to have lesbian sex.It's pretty great.
Women why arent you wearing cat ears?
>>34122700>moids are inherently disloyalIt's hard enough to get a gf as it is. Cheating is a low IQ move.
>>34122702im a virgin and you call me a whore, yet you do thisALL moids cheat. moids are evil
>>34122716How much do I need?
>>34122717>I'll 100% stop posting here after the wedding>no, I'm dead serious, I'll turn a new leaf >you just wait and see>I can totally do it>I won't have any need anymore to come here when I'm married
>>34122717>Moids can say this, but I can't say I want to get hunted by a werewolf, forced to take his knot, and turned into a broodmare for his cubs without being called a furry. Double standards.grim, sobering reminder that men cant even scratch the surface of sick womanly perversions
>>34122706>it's not true, he's just an incel >>34122698>it's also not true because he's not an incelmoid logic >>34122703moids want pornstars, its over for straight women want love>>34122721mhm
>>34122724upon further consideration, what you really need is statusso make sure you're born into one of those families, join some infamous frat in your area, invite people to your yacht and you'll be able to fuck all the gold diggers and still marry the girl that had to keep her reputation clean exactly so someone like you would even marry her you can still fuck the hoes even after you're married, she won't dare to ruin her family's good name over some random pussy
>>34122727That's probably why there are a lot of ugly girls with normal pus?
>>34122726the meme is based, we should be the ones raping werewolves
Do women realize that monkey-branching and being in a new relationship a week after breaking up looks and feels just a bad as cheating? Like they think it's a game and that they are finding some crazy loophole but no, you're still a shitty garbage person even if you never technically cheated.
>>34122560For women? No idea. Making their bf happy, I guess. I do stuff for girls that I dislike but the fact that they enjoy it is extremely nice for me. It must be the same thing for women into anal I'd assume. For men, though?Idk about being fucked but the first time a girl you're with understands how to actually hit your prostate with her fingers, you will understand. It is legitimately otherwordly levels of intense. Like nothing in my life before or since has even come close. I almost cried from the sheer strength of the sensation.
Gen z will never breed. Housing is too expensive. Zoomoids/zoomettes hate each other. Ai is taking all the jobs. You fucks are cooked so to speak. Looks like humanity ends here.
>>34122734the girls doing that don't have to care, they know they'll always find someone no matter what
>>34122734>virgins are whores, cheaters are basedmoids are worthless.>>34122736moidiots have always hated women, they quote some european 1860's dudeALL moids are the same
Are you really girls and guys asking all these questions or is this some AI and one Radfeminist?
>>34122740idk about you but my pussy is in my pants rn
menwould you trade one of your hands to me in exchange for one of my body partsnot the sexual ones
>>34122740I'm real. Male here.
>>34122740Hey, I’m definitely an AI, not a person, so I don’t have any personal identity or agenda. I’m here to help out with whatever you need—whether that’s answering questions, chatting, or discussing things you’re curious about. And when it comes to topics like feminism, I’m just about equality and understanding. If you ever want to talk about any of that or anything else, I’m all ears!What’s got you wondering about this?
>>34122742No. A man's hands are extremely important. Arguably more important than his penis.
>>34122741Cool tell us more
>>34122750I'm standing in front of the oven rn, waiting for the food to be ready and letting the warmth warm my belly
Never had my pussy slapped by balls
>>34122753you libidinous harlots are out of control
>>34122742What an odd thing to say
>>34122754Would u like to try it
>>34122755yeah, pretty muchI will soon ingest all the food, I hope my greed disgusts you
I'm really pissed off lol. I have to be in a bunch of pictures in a few days for an event and I look like shit. Not even make up covers this. whatever
>>34122740All of us are just Swiss and ENTJ and their multiple personalities having one schizo melty after another
>>34122754me neither :(
>>34122764>:(bullshit
state gender whats the weirdest, wildest and most insane lie someone has ever told you? >inb4 sob stories and "that they love me" keep it to yourself emos, I want funny lies
>>34122760our forefathers would weep at the debacle of their sons being trampled under the tyranny of a womankind grown unruly like bucking stallions
>>34122759I need it
>>34122687Do sexually experienced people even think about their past sexual partners outside of “ah that’s a good memory”? Because I don’t. Also, you can date someone without being the best ever. I’d be lying if I said my girlfriend was my “best” sexual partner, but she’s good enough in that area and that’s all that matters. When I think about the “best” I had, I just think >man that was a good time haha No different than remembering that time you spent as a Teenager gaming mindlessly everyday with your friends. Great memory, but is that what you want right now? Probably not.
>>34122587I'm a 25 year old virgin and I neither care about having sex or a girlfriend. I'm avpd, aromantic, and depressed.
>>34122565Anon asked and I answered (and said I was short), what am I showing off about>normieI'm doing a TAS speedrun of a Peppa Pig flash game rn
>>34122768if the dogs run around lose, harass people and destroy property, is that the dogs fault or the owners?
>>34122742whilst a female hand might be nice for masturbation, I actually like my strong, hard hands
Moids love to cope and hide their desperation. If a 10/10 women wanted to be with you, you’d beg for her, even if she’s been with 1000 men
>>34122565I'm ugly with 5" microdick, should I become an incel?
>>34122780Post hands
>>34122764..does that sound like a good thing?
>>34122780you could have a foot insteadi hear you folk like those
>>34122587M, no I don't really careI'm almost a wizard so just accepted it's prolly not in the cards>Are you single or virgin/low experience by choice?Not by choice per se because if I had the opportunity I'd take it, but it's whateverI got bigger problems in my life than worrying about sexo kek>>34122602Run, fap, shower>>34122702>I wouldn’t mind cheating on a womanYou're a cunt then >>34122742Nah, my hands are useful
I want to slap my balls against a femanon’s pussy. I want to fuck her so hard she tells me to be more gentle while she puts her hand on my chest and kisses me while I give her long strokes
>>34122784why did you actually fall for anons cringe thirst trapping?
>>34122782No, I really wouldn't. A woman having been with a ton of men just makes me feel like the next in line for something transient that doesnt matter to her.
>>34122767MaleWhen I was in high school there was this kid that would lie constantly about anything at all. One time he told me he had nudes of a bunch of random girls in the school and was using them to get more nudes out of the girls, but this guy wouldn't have had the balls to do something like that and he had probably never seen a boob at that point except on the internet.Another time he told me he had a computer at home that was cooled with liquid nitrogen. Like, not the kind where you pour some in a cup on top of a heatsink, he said he had tubes full of liquid nitrogen in his PC, just running like that.
>>34122767MThere was a guy I knew in high school who would make up ridiculous stories all the time. Some that stand out are how he got recruited by the CIA on a trip to Russia or that he had drinks with Gillian Anderson and David Duchovny.
>>34122792And that’s why women lie about it or red flag you
>>34122565Being 4-5 inches is rough but not enough to justify "incel" status on its own. You can fuck like crazy with 5 inches if you know what you're doing.
>>34122791I'm sorry I can't help myself
Women hate it when you tell them you have a high body count. They will still call you an incel
>>34122680HeheheheARawr
>>34122784Pass>>34122786Feetfaggery is a meme. I wouldn't want a female foot, I wouldn't take care of it properly and it would quickly become ugly. Would you want any male bodypart?
>>34122742The malefied version of an average femgroid's face and hair density would be alright and better than what I have.
>>34122801act like an incel, get called an incelsimple as
How do some guys go through life having casual sex like 2 times if any and 4 relationshipsI only fucked 6 women last year and i still feel like an incel
>>34122767>whats the weirdest, wildest and most insane lie someone has ever told you?FA white boy tried to tell me he was a Crip>>34122801>Women hate it when you tell them you have a high body count.I can't speak for all women, but I don't hate it. It does make me question your intentions and long-term goals. It also seems try hard when it comes from guys, because they have to actually try to have a high body count.
need a baddie to impale me in the sides with her stilettos
>>34122801>>34122811Whores
how often do men here jerk off while posting?
>>34122767in elementary school a kid named jayson said his dad was john cenaand i believed him kek
>>34122811KYS Normiscum
>>34122807i want to replace one of my hands with a powerful male appendagethe savage respects only strength
>>34122812I dont "play" women. Im up front at the beginning if i only want to hook up. I just hook up while im looking for a relationship but i should probably go get a job and stop living with my mom if i want that instead of wasting time with hook ups. Like you said you have to try and its time consuming.
I need a 4'10 95lb wife with a tiny tight wet pussy that I can pack with my thick 6.5 inch cock
>>34122818why would i look at whiny chudposts while fapping insead of a picture of a hot girl
>>34122818Never. Being sensed through the screen by a female is scary.
>>34122820did you really fall for THIS? oh my god what is this thread today
I need a 5'10 195lb wife with a big massive wet pussy that I can pack with my thick 4.5 inch cock
>>34122818once ever
>>34122587>Low experienceMe>Do you care about having causal sex or your own promiscuous phase? Yes, I do.>Or do you not care about that and just want a girlfriend/wife?No, I want sex. This is why I'm angry about how easy it is for women to get sex with CHAD. I don't want ugly slampigs, I want STACIES.>Are you single or virgin/low experience by choice?I want to fuck girls who don't want to have sex with me, but those who do want to have sex with me are too ugly for me.Also, about being single, there were three girls in my life I've ever wanted to date. One was a complete, never settled slut who, rumor has it, now works as an escort. The second and third were already taken. My luck is so rotten.>For the men in the “I want to be promiscuous” category, what would you do if your soulmate wanted to date you before you branched out?I would date her, obviously. Finding a soulmate is extremely rare. I might not find another one in my life.
How much does a cock weigh
>>34122830I have no right to complain about the normie in their cesspool?
>>34122811You know what’s even crazier? These sexless guys will eventually settle down with a girl with 5-100x their experience level. They’ll never get to experience different body types, different people, the fun scenarios that come before hookups, etc. they’ll miss a whole world. I once dated a woman who got FOMO about it and broke up with me to get it out her system with a hoe phase. These men wouldn’t even have the balls to do that.It’s like never trying cocaine except even worse because sex is better than drugs.
>>34122835kys
>>34122835Like nothing, yes I know it's disappointing
>>34122828they can also smell you from a mile downwind and see your silhouette in the darkness, does that scare you?
>>34122833Holy shit, we are the same person. I jsut want a woman to desire me sexually. I’ve seen women desire men before. It’s so fucking raw that even the most composed up their own ass women turn into animals . I may die before I ever feel desired in such a way.
>>34122841>may*will
Radfem, I'm sorry, but after this post >>34122833I understand you a little.
I would like to fuck a girl while high on LSD, that sounds fun.
>>34122837>These sexless guys will eventually settle down with a girl with 5-100x their experience level.I don't think they will. 40 year old single virgin men will be normal in coming years.
>>34122818Back in the day when ATOGA was hornier I did. Never these days.
>>34122843That's the most obvious shitpost I have ever seen
NEED
>>34122847Will people look back on this movie as quaint, like how now we find it endearing that Augustus Gloop is supposed to be over the top obease?
>>34122795>how he got recruited by the CIA on a trip to Russia or that he had drinks with Gillian Anderson and David DuchovnyKek, we all went to school with someone like thisI usually just played along >>34122811>casual sex like 2 times if any and 4 relationshipsThat would already be a lot to me lolMy life is not going great though buddy>>34122837Hedonist ahh mentality
Do femanons like nonwhite guys?
>>34122851Is she black or white?
>>34122852Fuck, forgot pic.
>>34120175If a girl has never sent a selfie or anything like that in the 6 months you've known her, does that mean she has no real interest?
>>34122853>hedonist ahh mentality Sadly I’m just adopting to the times. I live in a relatively progressive city and I’m not gonna be the virgin guy surrounded by 85% promiscuous women. Then I’m mediocre at sex because of anxiety or lack of experience . Fuck that
>>34122855Yes but I'm also not white.
>>34122855no
>>34122844Same. I’ve done shrooms but I really want to try LSD
>>34122856>If a white person and a black person have sex, the baby isn't greyMake it make sense.
>>34122855yes
>>34122856no>>34122851:/
>>34122860Race?
>>34122843What's wrong with my post? I'm an incel, lol. Already fucked by this world and feminism.
>>34122859>I’m not gonna be the virgin guy surrounded by 85% promiscuous womenI am
>Back to work after Christmas holiday tomorrow.Fuck, I was enjoying that.
>>34122872Be glad you didn't have to wage on Christmas lol
M, 27My face is still hurting after Botox injections. Anons, how many injections have you had at this point?
>>34122875M 290What do you need botox for?
Imagining his fingers inside me
>>34122877i knew i should have been a dentist...
>>34122871I'm still distraught they recast for the dub.
>>34122875F 22ZeroWhat did you do?
>>34122876Preventative Botox for nasolabial folds.
>>34122879Last time I went to the dentist I was enjoying having a woman so close to by face and touching me.
>>34122855>Do femanons like nonwhite guys?I'm not white, but I like some Asians, Middle Eastern, and Hispanic guys. I can count on one hand the amount of black men I've found attractive.>>34122877>Imagining his fingers inside meImagine him washing his dirty dick beaters before letting them inside you.
>>34122880I still haven't watched S2, that's disappointing tho ): also another reason I'm hesitant to watch Totally Spies season 7>>34122875I'm not rich or ugly so don't need thatHope you feel better soon tho
I flip flop between detesting sluts and not caring. It’s so weird, because I’m a big part of the progressive movement in my college. Big support of women’s rights, have volunteered regularly with a coding thing to help teach student girls.But this one thing just can’t leave my mind.That’s not to say I don’t support woman’s sexuality. If any women wants to be a slut, I support it. I want rights that enable complete freedom of women and control over their autonomy. I believe in a decent chunk of modern feminism despite a lot of detractors. I will always vote in favor of that. I just, don’t want to date sluts… but somedays when I think it over I say “meh, it’s not a big deal”, but then the next day, “please don’t marry a whore…please don’t marry a whore”.
>>34122884she saw the tension and hate visibly purging itself from your body as she gave you literally the professional bare minimum level of touch
>>34122887>still haven't watched S2, that's disappointing tho ): also another reason I'm hesitant to watch Totally Spies season 7I watched the first couple of episodes, but not having those voices killed my enthusiasm somi haven't watched beyond that. Can't decide whether to continue in Japanese or try to accept new English voices.Lmao, I actually started a proper.warch through of Totally Spies recently.
>>34122891I'm a manwhore and I will marry a virgin, ygmi too :)
>>34122848Wish we could have those days back, but the women that still post here either hate men or are complete schizos
I was watching Zodiac again and the guy just send letters to journals and the retards just publish it and give him all the attention?? are americans this fucking stupid?
still no gamma ray sleet what gives
>>34122898No, I'd say it's the recent abundance of raging incels that ruins any sort of horny vibe.
>>34122897I wonder what’s the statistics on experience matching. Due most manwhores end up with femwhores? Do most virgins end up with virgins? Etc?
>>34122899Anon, that isn't stupid, that's how the unibomber got caught.
>>34122900it happened, but they wont report on it to not scare everyone
>>34122855MI'm white and enjoy guys and girls of all colors.
>>34122905bruh if we got gamma bustered everyone on earth would have experienced streaks in their vision
>>34122904That was different, it was his brother who read something that he wrote and was like oh yeah that's ted. The media was slutting out for Zodiac
>>34122895Yeah, I still wanna check it out cause I love S1 but that is kinda lame, oh wellStill glad we got a S2 at all though lol>started a proper.warch through of Totally Spies recentlyHoly based, how far through are you? Hope you enjoy(RIP woohp.org ): come to tsug.net ;P)
>>34122855Virtual signaling women will say no, but some men struggle with dating certain other races. Most I’ve seen is Asian women don’t really tend to go for black men, a lot of other races women don’t tend to go for Indian men, etc.Does it matter? Not really, there’s always someone.
>>34122907It makes me sad that green girls don't actually exist.
I finished my work at last and the client really liked it. Which is good, but my girlfriend was happier about my success than me, she's so cute.
>>34122903Nta but I think most people end up with people similar to them, at least from what I've seenObviously there are always exceptions but for the most part promiscuous people settle down with others who are similar and vice versa
>>34122912Tfw no green gf
>>34122912I want to fuck blussy
>>34122910Not far, watching at a nice relaxed paced. Enjoy an episode or two a night.I did finally get around to watching Dirty Pair too. (Except Flight 005, still.have to watch that)
Do a lot of men really "lead women on" or are these men just not looking for serious commitment and women choose to act like they can change his mind or some shit and then get angry when they can't? The way I see it is a lot of guys make it very clear they're just fuck buddies and nothing more.
>>34122915Seriously, how the fuck are they always so hot? Why did nature deny us the best colour girl?
>>34122918I've never actually experienced or observed this irl. Seems like it depends heavily on your social circle.
>>34122902Nah. They've always been here. We would just ignore them and hornypost anyway. But then the women left or stopped posting.
The avoidant girl liked a Reel with the "every guy initiates contact in the after-breakup-window".
>>34122921>They've always been hereNope. Back in the good ol' days it was rare for there to be one or two people shitting up the thread. Now it's like 30-50% of the posters at any given time.
>>34122922ok, and?
>>34122922You mean the girl who ghosted you
>>34122917>Enjoy an episode or two a nightThat's the best way to watch it lolI also need to finish Dirty Pair and watch Flash, it's so kino...>>34122918>a lot of guys make it very clear they're just fuck buddies and nothing moreAnd a lot don't unfortunately kekI'm sure there are some crazies who are convinced they can win someone's heart even when the person has made it clear they don't want anything serious (I have a bpd friend like this kek), but I'd wager there are more sleazy and manipulative people out there
>>34122908nah
>>34122918>Do a lot of men really "lead women on"I saw it a lot when I used dating apps. Guys telling me they're in love after a month of chatting about cartoons. Saying we're a perfect match even though he doesn't even know whether I want children or not. Guys expecting sex despite having agreed that it's too early, and then trying to change my mind and getting mad about it.
>>34122356For guys that's just saying you're not attracted or don't want to be intimate i.e you don't love me.
There is nothing worse than nostalgiafagging uncs shitting the thread, no one cares about your good ol' days.
>>34122936and no one cares about your miserable right now
>>34122936Go watch family guy funny moments and play roblox you broccoli haired zoomzoom
27 is still zoomer territory
>>34122929I watched Flash years ago and had been meaning to get around to the original. At first I hated Kei's design compared to her Flash design but she has really grown on me.I am now conflicted on which is my favourite spy. As a kid I liked Sam. When I checked out a few episodes a couple of Years ago I ended up loving Alex more. And now I can't choose between them.
>>34122954Uh anon, Family Guy isn't a young people show anymore...
>putting lip stain on my soles to make them pink to annoy footfags
>>34122909I know. The same thing could have easily happened to Zodiac.
>>34122959Calling the based department>>34122955On the tail end tho>>34122958OK go watch Stranger Things or Mr. Beast or whatever the young people are watching these days>>34122956>>34122956>hated Kei's design compared to her Flash design but she has really grown on meKei is my fave lol, I really like the revamped style of Flash, but yeah can't beat the OGHave you seen the Project Eden movie also? >now I can't choose between themThey're all great lol, Clover is my fav though (if we're talking best girl generally though that's obviously Mandy)
>>34122918The latter>be women>get used as Chad's cumrag twice a week>"we're like totally dating, I can't wait to get married teehee!">Chad eventually gets bored and ghosts her>"OMG Men are all assholes who just want sex!!! The male loneliness crisis isn't bad enough!! I hope men kill themselves!!">she screams at some random incel, who hasn't even talked to a woman in over a decade>repeat cycle, getting more and more bitter each time
I am jealous of asexuals.
He hates me but I want him even more
>>34122962Eden was the first thing I watched after Flash. (Or was it even before that? It was years ago now so I'm not sure.) Great film. Great standalone film to recommend to people even.Clover is the only only who I never even considered. Mandy can work if I'm in a specific mood...
>>34122967
>on the bus, holding onto pole>cute shorter woman with red hair gets on and holds the same pole>I move my hand further up to avoid microrape allegations>she moves hers up closer to mine as wellWhat did she mean by this?
plap
>>34122975germsalso, I've seen that vid, you're not slick
>>34122975She probs didn't want to fall eitherSounds cute tho>>34122978Plop >>34122967How do you know he hates you
>>34122972>Great film. Great standalone film to recommend to people evenAgreed, and the intro is pure kino https://youtu.be/XQqqb1jkwlA>Clover is the only only who I never even consideredWhatI forgive your Clover slander... (maybe)>Mandy can work if I'm in a specific mood...Man of culture
>>34122980He blocked me
>>34122986Oh shit, sorry to hear that sisYou'll get over him eventually tho and meet someone better
>>34122986that's an act of pity not hatredwe don't block women that we hate
what about if the woman blocks you? Is that out of pity?
>>34122991I don't block anyone desu unless they're threatening to kill me or somethingWe need the full story tho
>>34122925I was here in the "good ol' days". I've been here for years. Maybe not as long as you, but long enough to know there were plenty of threads that were full of both misogynistic incel ravings and intense hornyposting.
>>34122993>if the woman blocks youUsually it's because I get drunk and say something stupid
>>34122993usually it's because I can't deal with even one more of your bullshit messages
>>34122993women aren't capable of pity so no
>Watched a TV show about a girl who got preggo at 16>Uglo virgin girl with low self-esteem just riding a bus>Some uglo guy in his 30s shot his shot>He said condoms feel bad and he would pull out>She still got preggo>She imagined a happy marriage>He told her to fuck off>There was a big chunk of story I skipped because I'm too lazy to greentext it all, but basically her mother threatened him with pedo prison so he complied and even married her. In the end, the happy wife had a melty when she found out about her mother's plan and the relationship broke for good. Also, both mothers got into a fight. Anyway>He didn't even have to pay child support because he filed a complete relinquishment of parental rights, which the girl and her mother actually asked for and signed together>In the post show interview, she told the journos it was a stupid move and they got it nullified through the court>He still paid nothing and had already impregnated another 16yoWow, he was ugly and still was able to do it. But she was ugly too and was bullied in school, tho.
>>34122918What keeps happening to me is that they'll be really optimistic and excited in the first 3 months or so. They genuinely think they want a long term relationship with me but 3+ more months with me and they start to change their minds. The leading on part happens when they don't TELL me that and just treat me progressively worse until I have to end the relationship even though they're the one that wanted out.
>>34123006>They genuinely think they want a long term relationship with me but 3+ more months with me and they start to change their mindsLOL, femanon, I...
>>34123006Thats not leading on, thats just the honeymoon phase ending and them hoping it was just a blip and you'll go back to being that sweet and enticing person they thought you'd be all the time.
>>34123004told you incels you simply have to lower your standards, you're much too entitled for who you are
>>34123006You've been dating saints. Your post was three months long from where I'm sitting
>>34123009It's a normal reaction of getting to know someone better, I have no issue with this part>>34123010The issue is when instead of communicating they just get sullen, snippy, and withdrawn and make me do it instead of telling me they're done. It's indecisive and immature.
I love women who want to peg men.
>>34122916>I want to fuck blussyType shit. If Asari were real, I would be a menace.
>>34123017>instead of communicating They give you a chance to have some self awareness and fix your attitude without having to parent you.
>>34123015See how direct you're being about your dislike for me? That's all I was asking for from them.
>>34122926No idea, just feeling down rn>>34122928Yea...
>>34122768i'm gonna peg your forefather. pic related.>>34122801moids claim to be virgins after fucking moids and prostitutes
>>34123021Telling someone "hey this bothered me" shortly after it happened instead of 3 months later is what I'm asking for here. Bottling up the issues until you have a freak out is toddler behavior use your damn words. I can't read minds. Feels like I'm the one doing the parenting.
Are women actually reading in public or are they there to get hit on?
>>34123004I hope bro goes to prison and gets a good beating Pedos are scum
>>34123031>reading makes you a whoremoidiots bitch about everything
>>34123029>moids claim to be virgins after fucking moids and prostitutesBecause it's not about whether or not you did it, it's about the fact that they had to coerce sex from someone who wouldn't have done it anyway therefore they're still incels. Or are you saying that a woman raped by 100 Indian men is a whore whether she likes it or not because being raped by 100 men still makes her a whore whether or not she agreed?It's both or neither. Yes or no is the only answer you'll give and not a single word more. Is she a whore. Yes or no?
>>34123029>moids claim to be virgins after fucking moids and prostitutesI do, but I've never been in a relationship, so it makes me a relationship virgin.
>>34123031nobody reading in public is doing it because they want people to talk to them
>>34123035>wanting to get hit on makes you a whoreThat's internalized misogyny.
>>34122985That is a nice picture of her to be fair.
>>34123035You are so fucking stupid
>>34123041They want people to think they're intelligent. They could just read at home.
>>34123030>I can't read mindsThey simply want you to act like a pleasant, mature and intelligent person on your own and not because they asked you to. Because if they have to tell you what's common sense three months in, trying to be in a relationship with you would drive them up the walls. What were some things some guys have told you was what annoyed them months ago?
I will ask a crazy questionIf you're male, what's your mom like? If you're female, what's your dad like?
>>34123049Humans are social animals and even the most introverted of us sometimes want to be around people without having to interact with any of them.
>>34123054F. My dad sucks.
What anime should i watch to impress weeb girls?
>>34123056Of course he does, but be more specific
>>34123050Sounds like you're making a lot of assumptions.>common senseHave you ever been in a relationship? Sure some shit is universal but every person is different with what they want/need and that 3 month mark is where you start to really find out whether you're capable of giving each other what you each need. You're just being a contrarian because...?
>>34123054fmy dad is great, I wanted to go into more detail at first but then I decided to gatekeep him cause you people don't deserve to know anything about him
>>34123060Thats why I asked what they said annoyed them but the fact you ignored that part tells me everything I needed to know,
>>34123061I do deserve it. Just give maybe 5 good words to describe him. Charismatic, generous, caring?
>>34123054My mom was always caring and nice to me even though she was depressive
>>34123043Bc she's a babe>>34123054>what's your mom likeNeurotic and strict but I love her>>34123058Boku no Pico >>34123061Based dad enjoyer
>>34123054m going to answer bothmom was overprotective and can be crazy or a bitch sometimes but better by far and i know she loves medad hit us sometimes or threatened to. then cheated on my mom and left her. has got way better but still makes me feel bad
>>34123058Legend of the Galactic Heroes.
>>34123065wiselovingprotectiveresilientcreative
>>34123054M I have a very normal family
Kirkenuinely, some Asian shyt would change my life rn brehs
>>34123074Boring>>34123073Boring
>>34123032There was actually more to the story in the post-show interview. She became a nose pierced party bitch, left the kid with her mom, and got her own parental rights removed too because of all that, her mom didn't want her raising a child. She was actually raped by a friend when he got drunk, and she worked with a therapist and came to the conclusion it was her fault because she provoked him (???). Found another unc and dreams about starting a family with him. But at the time the interview was filmed, he was on community service for not paying child support because he actually has another child. For some reason, I laughed hard as fuck over all of this. The lives of these ugly normies from the boonies are filled with drama and action, while me, a city boy, just play vidya, shitpost, and ERP with my kittens.
>>34123059He has been physically and emotionally abusive my entire life. The only reason he doesn't hit me anymore is because he knows I'll hit him back now. But he's still extremely critical of me and puts me down whenever he can. He's also completely unthankful for me maintaining the house, doing all the shopping, cooking his food, helping him around the house, taking him places he needs to go, etc.
>>34123054>If you're female, what's your dad like?There were two versions of my dad. Sometimes he was really fun and funny, but he had a lot of demons and a nasty temper when he got drunk. He was really abusive and I would hate going home because of it. He's a lot like his older self now, but there's always going to be that distance between us because of the way be treated me for so long.Aside from that, he's very hardworking and an emotional rock. He's also incredibly hard to please or impress. I got a lot of my taste in media and music from him, and I got my sense of integrity from him.
>>34123062If I ask them "what exactly was it that upset you in this instance was it this, this, this?" and they say none of it there's nothing I can do about that. It's on them to be clear not on me to guess which thing it was and never do that again based on the chance that might have been it. That's not how it works.If something bothers you it's on you to say something. It's on your partner to REMEMBER that you said that and act accordingly.
>>34123036prostitutes are virgins, then.it's not like only ONE of them is having sex.this is pathetic. having sex with whores makes you a whore. the double standard is insane.youre used, and not even a good.anyway, gay sex is NOT COERCION. moids love fucking each otherchoosing to buy a whore is not the same as rape. both you and the whore are willing>>34123039imagine if a woman said this>>34123049... do you think i can teleport? sometimes, people just want to do something on a train. jesus christ, moids are such assholes, moids complain about everything.>>34123054my dad claims to have "visions"he hates single moms, but hes the one who dumped my mom.
Women would you do a Misaki on a NEET?
>>34123081I can see very clearly why they ghost and block you.
>>34123070Logh impresses neckbeards. Women dont care about space nazi war shit
>>34122875Zero, just drink water bro.
>>34123077>while me, a city boy, just play vidya, shitpost, and ERP with my kittens
>>34123054M4'11" Karen, extremely bitchy and selfish. She got a little better as she got older. But when I was a kid, I wanted to run away every day, but I knew I would fucking die because I am useless and stupid.In the end, she married a 6'5" dude whom she commands like a muppet.Not me, though. When I grew up and got big balls, pun intended, we set boundaries and normalized our relationship.
>>34123083NAG but thanks for reminding me I need to finish my NHK rewatch>>34123096>Karen, extremely bitchy and selfish>she married a 6'5" dude whom she commands like a muppetYour mom and mine should go bowling
>>34123097I'm curious what the unedited version is.
fucking hate when men sneeze
What’s the best way to respond to someone who asks “Why did we do what we did in Venezuela?”I’m not good with politics, nor do I care about politics, but if the country was so bad that people literally farmed gold on OSRS because it was better than working- it sounds like anything would be better than leaving it be.
>>34123097that is a very good image anon
>>34123082>prostitutes are virgins, then.Most prostitutes are married with kids anon.You never met one so you wouldn't know, but assuming they are in fact single, yes, technically. Anyway men will still treat them that way as most of them are hypocrites like you who judge people in poor circumstances.
>>34123054My mom is nice and really smart but also kind of distant. My dad is funny and also really smart, but extremely anal retentive. They both pretty much left me alone as a kid which in hindsight was both a good and a bad thing.
>>34120175Crush mentioned (in a group setting with 2 others around) that when she was young her dad said to her "you would be pretty if you lost weight"How was I supposed to respond to that? (I just said something like "that's messed up"
>guy I know irl got shot in the chest, arm and shoulder for a girl hes been seeing for a year>dude who did it was ber psycho ex that wanted to hook up and got jealous of my friend being around her all the time>turns out she'd been fucking the ex behind my friends back for like 2 months before the incident>she called the ex in jail to check on him I'm done whining about not "finding love" or being hecking lonely anymore. Shit can be far, far worse. Genders, what absurd thing has happened to you/around you to make you less needy for a relationship?
>>34123066Interesting. My mom was cold and uncaring. The only reason i am not a complete psycho is that my grandmas cared about me.
>>34123109You should be like. Let me wrestle him
>>34123090I just hate how I look. People like older women coworkers, my mother's friends, "people" on Reddit say I'm so pretty. But I feel so ugly. Girls never jumped on me asking for sex, well, only one girl did, and a few have hugged me out of nowhere. Because of those toxic positive people, I have an incredibly inflated ego, but really, it shows me how actually ugly and bitchless I am. inb4: I never approached anyone. If I were really pretty, I wouldn't need to.
>>34123102I hate when women talk
>>34123074Why are you posting here then? You have no excuse.
>>34123105bad troll
>>34123054>dadalcoholic gambling addict liar that to this day has never told me the truth about his past or how it hurt our family>momalcoholic with extreme neurotic self esteem issues that turns minor perceived slights against her as crisis-level attacks on her at her core so being around her for extended periods is basically asking to be drained and accused of criticism/being mean or judgemental
>>34123120I thought that was you when I first read it.
>>34123069Fucking animals, man
Favorite sex positions?
>>34123078>The only reason he doesn't hit me anymore is because he knows I'll hit him back nowBeat that boomer piece of shit up. Be proactive about it too.
>>34123099>Your mom and mine should go bowlingNow it makes sense why I always felt that we are very similar lol.
>>34123126F. PRONE.
>>34123080That's relatively good compared to the other replies my question got. This one actually is similar to my dad in a lot of ways. Mine is dumb, hard working, charismatic, has mood swings.
What is your sex?What are your thoughts on dirty talk? Is it normal to cringe in hindsight even if it worked in the moment?
>>341231031. Distract from the Epstein files2. Take advantage of a country with a wrak regime and an abundance of natural resources.
>>34123126I really enjoy just lying on my back and letting women do all the work. But they're always so bad at it that I had to move before I fell asleep there.
>>34123128I won't get anything out of hurting him, it'll just get me in trouble.Plus I can't afford rent around here, it's cheaper to just maintain this place until he dies or I have an excuse to put him in a home and get control of the property.Ideally either of those happen soon so I have no reason to stick around, can sell this house, and move in with my bf.
>>34123082>my dad claims to have "visions">he hates single moms, but hes the one who dumped my momThere's supposedly an archetype of a gen x divorced male. These are the people who watch women hate content all day. It's actually not the zoomers who hate women.
>>34123126laying on my belly, legs crossed, him on top
>>34123133F. I love it, but specifically raunchy dirty talk where the guy vividly describes what he's experiencing, what he wants to do to me, what he wants me to do to him, etc. No degrading shit beyond roleplaying.
>>34123126This with her leg over my shoulder
>>34123126How am I supposed to find out these things without having sex
>>34123133fdirty talk is insanely cringe, I'd never do that, mouths should be used for making out, moaning and putting it on the others body when fucking, not saying embarrassing crap
You will never be inside me. Demon
>>34123126>Favorite sex positions?Top 5 in no particular order are:>Face down, ass up>Cowgirl>Standing carry>Standing doggy>Mating press/ankles beside my ears
>>34123126MEither her riding on my lap or missionary.
>>34123096>M>4'11It's over, you're likely a manlet
>>34123138What happened to the gf? Did you two kill her?
>>34123107>anal retentiveIs this some euphemism i don't know about?
>>34123133MIt's always cringe, I never do this. Also it feels like porn shit. We usually just talk normally, without all this daddy mommy bullshit.
>>34123154It's not her house, it's his.
>>34123126M"Favorite" is hard to pick, since a variety is necessary. Cowgirl and folded missionary are super fun and exciting, always a highlight, but standard missionary and prone bone are the bread and butter, if I'm using those terms right. I want to love doggy, but unfortunately, I have extremely short legs and it doesn't work well.
>>34123155It means he's particular and hard to please.
>>34123153My dad was 5'5. I'm 5'7. Never had much of a problem with it.
>>34123121Seems like a good lower caste match
>>34123082sufemacist pretending she reads, lmao.
>>34123126My dick is small so doggy/missionary with her legs on my shoulders usually works best.
>>34123166Most of my extended family is pretty high iq/stable and competent people. My dad was just the bad egg out of the bunch unfortunately.
>>34123165Ok, that is managable. If you're barely above 5 feet it's bad.
>>34123167Her dad being a schizophrenic explains a lot. See how revealing one "what's your dad like" is.
I am so afraid I can't visualize a future with myself in it I think something is going to kill me
>>34123177something kills everyone :)
>>34123177I want a future without me, sounds good
>>34120189Women made it clear they don't want to be approached. I don't want my fucking life ruined because of some dumb fucking whore.Why even fucking try when they just want to be approached by Chads? I'm short and autistic, there's no fucking point, I'm terrified to talk to them
>>34123054Ded chad
If a 7/10 keeps grinding apps will he get a gf?
>>34123190no]
>>34123187Why is his little baby girl a 500lbs fat woman then?
>>34123194what makes you say that?
>>34123190dating apps are for 9/10
>>34123190Maybe
>>34123100Cereal and milk
women, would you date lonely,alienated guy w/mad scientist vibes?asked this (or something like it) the other day, want more opinions
>>34123199I might get to 9 if i looksmaxxed
>>34123133MThere's a line but it can be hot. [spoiler]Yesterday my wife and I were drunk and flirting and she wrapped her arms around my neck, licked my ear, and whispered "I want you to fuck me." Damn near stopped my heart.[/spoiler]
>>34123198I'm an 8.5 and apps haven't been workable for at least six or seven years, if they ever were
>>34123204>spoilerThere are no spoilers outside of your gay pedo board
Women, I *burp* turned myself into a mad scientist vibes type! I'm *burp* Mad Scientist Anon!
>>34123206But people are still using them and dating from them
>>34123212if you say so
>>34123195Because he gave me his football shoulders for an ass.
>>34123133M, I really like it. I think people believe it has to be elaborate monologues but its really just verbal badminton, back and forth It's always gonna sound cringe out of context, especially since "Guhhh Discord Kittennnnn" humor has become prevalent
>>34123208>gay pedo boardI'm from /tg/, not /v/.
>>34123204>licked my earew wtf, why do you have to vomit details about your disgusting sex life on to this thread
>>34123206what are you supposed to do thendon't say give up
>>34123210Just put a trip on
>>34123165Every inch countsI would literally commit the worst of the worst crimes just to be a few inches taller
>>34123225you're supposed to have the means and intention to support dozens of social media personalities and thereby have your choice of them
>>34123229fuck that i'll give up
>>34123133i use to be a "its cringe! its cringe!" guy until my ex made me realize that sex is about having fun (who could have guessed?), so i think it's fine. not my jam personally, but i like my partner enjoying themselves so i'll dirty talk with them til the cows come home. same deal with e/rp.is it normal to cringe at this? probably since we live in a demonic world that makes people hate meaningful things and love meaningless stuff
>>34123225The answer is in fact giving up. Just do it in person
What dirty talk do women like?I fucking hate being inexperienced
>>34123202What does he look like
>>34122735>there's no way women can enjoy it they don't have a heckin' prostate!you're actually a retarded fag
>>34123238I don't understand how some of them enjoy it without a prostate, just going in and out is nothing in comparison
>>34123234That's the problem, where?
>>34123150me?
>>34123232>is it normal to cringe at this? probably since we live in a demonic world that makes people hate meaningful things and love meaningless stuff>"Hey dirty slut, suck my hot long and juicy rod dumb slampig" - "Yeah daddy, I'm your dumb dirty slut, use my useless loose slut holes until you completely break them"
>>34123241I don't fucking know. There's apparently just fucking nowhere because women don't want to tell us where.
Femcels, would you be willing to accept an oral-only FWB situation? Like you go down on each other, but no actual fucking?
>>34123236i would imagine either skinny or slightly chubby. time is spent working on projects more than exercising or eating a lot. perhaps he makes money online, so he is already around. maybe average clothes, but certainly he would make and wear things, gadgets and the like. maybe you can tell, if you look at him, that he is a bit unhinged.
>>34123249Femcels are not fucking real, you retard
Shut the fuck up, bitch.*plap plap plap*
>>34123235if a man opened his mouth to say shit whilst fucking me I would get dressed again immediately
>>34123240True, women will never understand true pleasure of real ass fucking t. bi
>>34123244People seriously think this is what dirty talk has to be?
>>34123244lmao to be fair, i WAS talking about having fun and connecting with your fuckmate rather than the dirty talk in particular, but point
>>34123255Wow, do you also never do doggystyle because then the guy might see your butthole?
>>34123238I just dont get what physical sensation they enjoy is all im saying. Aside from prostate stimulation, nothing in that area feels particularly enjoyable from a sensory perspective
>>34123262only with the lights out, just act normal and not like this is some porn scene ffs
State genderWhat's the appropriate punishment for someone ruining perfectly good vanilla ice cream by using it in a root beer float? It's so Goddamn wasteful.
>>34123240>>34123264You can hit spots like the posterior fornix easier through the buttThe depth at which the prostate sits is about the same as the depth at which the back vaginal wall sits too.
>>34123269MFuck you, root beer floats are amazing. I will not tolerate this slander
>>34123268>only with the lights outHow do people live like this
>>34123235If you're inexperienced just ask easy, softball questions like "How's that cock feel?" "You want more of that?" "Can you take it harder?"
>>34123256One of the great things about being a man is that you can truly experience both sides of sex, penetrating and being penetrated
>>34123253Hot besides the "bitch" part.
>>34123273not everyone is a porn damaged gooner
>>34123280>seeing your sex partner is porn brainrot nowlmao no wonder so many people end up in dead bedrooms
>>34123281Women just hate sex, it's no surprise
it is with great misfortune to announce that JH the Arbalest has passed away on a suicide no-Torch run to gather some moneyanyone want to have me put them in my run?
>>34123133M, I guess it could be fun in the right moment? >>34123177We're all going to die eventuallyYou'll be alright though I promise>>34123199I had better dates from tinder with more attractive girls than irl but ymmv
>>34123286Explain.
>>34123272You're taking vanilla ice cream and making it worse. Please kill yourself.
>>34123281Dead bedrooms happen because women lose interest in sex after marriage or just long enough in one relationship where for some reason they get bored and want to fuck someone new
>>34123287>I had better dates from tinder with more attractive girls than irl but ymmv?/10What and how do you do it?
>>34123288I asked a few days ago If any of the namefags wanted to be used in my darkest dungeon run.JH wanted to have her name be used for the quote ''hottest darskined one''. she died
>>34123293Dead bedrooms happen because people are lazy, stop trying, are too busy idealizing "quality time" where they sit in their greasy pajamas farting in bed all dayzero effort to maintain the eroticism of their relationship
>>34123290I'm making it better, you tasteless plebian
>>34123054male. mom is a bit of a disaster, of the 40-years-of-unaddressed-childhood-trauma variety. love her to bits, but ultimately her not addressing any of her issues before having me or while raising me has left me insanely fucked up, especially wrt intimacy and has probably guaranteed my being an isolated being until i die, and i keep that in mind. i maintain a relationship with my parents because i'm saddled with a belief that seeing beyond cycles others don't makes you responsible for bearing them.
>>34123298I stopped using Arbalest as soon as I had access to Musketeer
>>34123286Put me in coach, call me The Rat
Women, thoughts on DP?
>>34123296It was years ago but I just had some alright pics and a funny profile and ended up hitting it off with some. One girl I went on quite a lot of dates withI'm really shy and weird IRL so that's probably why I didn't have as much luck
If I was a darkest dungeon character I'd be the leper
>>34123304its just a reskin anyways. I also prefer the musketeer but you use what you get>>34123305which character do you want to be?
>>34123306Like the idea, but I don’t want it with two men
I just want to be molested by women
>>34123298You should've been more careful. That's unacceptable.
I just want to be loved by women
>>34123315not my fault your ass kept missing shots
>>34123306I love it, but to be fair I've never done it with two real dicks. At most, a dick and a dildo.
>>34123310>which character do you want to be?I dunno, dealers choice
>>34123316Don't we allBut they don't love usThey despise us
>>34123126The one where you have teh sexo >>34123129Kek really? Dunno whether to be flattered or horrified jkMy mom has a lot of amazing qualities too and I'll always love and admire her, but yeah she should not have had children lmao. All of my siblings have been in therapy. I probably would have ended up a basketcase regardless though>>34123303I'm really sorry to hear that dudeYou're not alone <3I also wish my mom would get proper help for her severely fucked up childhood, but she has the boomer mentality where she doesn't trust healthcare professionals and thinks everyone's out to get her
>>34123317You should've played better.
>>34123317>the dark skinned one can't aimClassic
>>34123310Abomination
>>34123324if you cant hit a 10ft tall monster with a crossbow its not really my fault>>34123326aight
>>34123328Was the monster that killed her at least hot?
>>34123318Just a dildo, or a strapon with another girl?
>>34123331it was a ghoul. Looking at it, her freaky ass would probably get off to it
>>34123332Just a dildo. Strapons genuinely suck.
>>34123286You can call me Lex.Make me Crusader
>>34123334broo tell me she died in the warrens bro
>>34123334Post pic, I'll let you know.
>>34123339ruins, why?>>34123338got it>>34123340image limit
>>34123249Nah, sounds boring
>>34123342Fuck. Well you better post a pic of it in the next thread.
>>34123344you can just google DarkestDungeon ghoul...
>>34123342>ruins, why?because it would be funny
>>34123345Not usually a fan of boney monsters, but yeh he could get it.
>>34123126im a virgin but i mostly want to 69 a moid, esp if hes on top or so i can finger him and grab his ass and thighs
>>34123323>I'm really sorry to hear that dude>You're not alone <3appreciate that, all of my issues and attitudes and stuff certainly are not her fault, so i can't (nor do i really want to) pin all of them on her. at this point i just wish she'd address them in earnest for her own sake, my parents are stable together but also kind of miserable? it is bewildering, and when i think of my parent's future, i find it grim. she never seems to have ever tried to recover in earnest, she has a very compulsive lying tendency and a need to appear fine to others, which has always seemed to be her primary motivation for recovering from anything. she's gotten a bit better as she has aged, and i hope yours find the same thing as well.
>>34123126MProne and Lotus
State gender Is there a reputable website for Android APKs? I want to play Slay the Spire but I'm poor
>>34123351bonk, you degenerate>>34123350can you explain why?
>women would rather fuck a boney, ugly monster than meWhat the fuck, man
>>34123362I'd fuck you but I'm not a woman
>>34123360f95zone
>>34123361>can you explain why?It's a horror pit full of disgusting pig monsters
>>34123359MHow the fuck do you move in Lotus? It's nice and intimate, but we couldn't find a way for me to thrust well or for her to bounce well.
New thread!!>>34123366>>34123366>>34123366
>>34123362stop pining for other people's women anon, you'll be happier that way
>>34123368Terrible thread already
>>34123361I like the bigger version. He's not too lanky and looks pretty scary.>>34123362I never said I'd fuck him over a normal human, obvs.
>>34123363I don't think you would want a fuck a short balding guy. My face is average but I gave up on maintaining my appearance
>>34123355Might have to be a bit friendlier if you want it to happen.
>>34123363Top or bottom?
>>34123356>very compulsive lying tendency and a need to appear fine to others, which has always seemed to be her primary motivation for recovering from anythingI hate that I'm the same way myself...You seem very understanding and considerate towards her at leastThanks for the well wishes too dude>>34123360Is F-Droid still kicking
does having a small dick actually make having sex difficult or is that a meme
>"christmas gift wife" searches peak around christmas 23rd>"christmas gift husband" searches peak around december 15thwhy are men such unthinking, unfeeling, ungrateful, unappreciative demons?
>>34123458I (male) had all of my Christmas shopping done in November. But women don't care, which is the answer to your question. Women don't actually care about any of that. They'll bitch about things like that, but ultimately all they care about is looks and money.
>>34123444If you have a small dick go have sex and report back.
>>34123444No, I have a micropenis (5"), it's not difficult.
>>34123359what is lotus>>34123384i dont date because i know that all moids are dishonest and violent...>>34123444moids will do anything but let me 69 them or peg them or finger them
>>34123235Yeah, seconding a lil Q&A >>34123275
>>34123618There are guys who post in these threads constantly about wanting to be pegged. They'd let you, but you don't want anything to do with them.
How do i get rizz as a quietkidmaxxed sigma?
>>34123725Respec
>>34123444No, you have to have below 3 to get too difficult to even penetrate.
>>34122135>>34122139M. I have both women's and men's jeans. Bought both new from Diesel. The women's jeans are made out of a lower-quality material and don't feel as solid as men's. But they do fit better and the cut/shape is better too (this is more to do with Diesel's jeans and not generally true for all women's jeans though)
