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>>34133227women, would you date a fat and balding guy?
>>34133227Im going bald
>>34133227I am bald.
>>34133227Balding is a choice. Stop balding.
What do you think about incels?
>>34133233No.And no I would not date incel either.I would date a virgin.
>>34133241>>34133231
Men, how do you feel about your gf being the one to decorate the house? I really like light tones and a specific minimalism, and I couldn't stand if we went for dark tones or blacks in our house, especially our bedroom. in fact I just bought a fish bowl planter for the bedroom
Does anyone else ever just look at all their old high school classmates on facebook finding careers, getting married, having kids, etc and just be like "good for them"? Ya know, I don't personally want those things myself, but good for them. It's pretty cool to see.
>>34133240How are they a non-issue when they have killed people for literally being incel?
>>34133244>if we went for dark tones or blacks in our house, especially our bedroom.Plently of people out there who'd be into that sort of thing
>>34133244not your place, not your nest
>>34133244Sounds exhausting. In 4 years I don't want to be the guy who writes things such as: the wife doesn't approve of the house so I had to buy a new one.
I feel bad for bald and balding guys because they had no choice and nobody wants to be bald, and you instantly lose out unless you have 100 charisma
>>34133243Wrong anon, I was never raped. Your souls is rotten and without value.
>>34133244I wouldn't mind if she keeps the whole place clean but she gotta leave my man-cave alone
Is ts a bald spot formingScreenshot from flashlight vid
>>34133245I don’t use social media for that.
>>34133245I don't check out my classmates on FB, other than my former crush, who's married with children now
>>34133254Forming?I'm sorry, Anon, that is a baldspot.
>>34133254I'm sorry that you're an incel.
>>34133250I don’t think baldness is bad, being fat is.
>>34133254Niggas parting their hair and shocked to see scalp under a light.
>>34133244I am entirely anti house decorations. Anything that has no productive value such as weight sets, tools, or vegetable plants is a waste of money and space. Holiday shit is the biggest offender, if she wants me to spend hundreds of dollars on blow-up spiders for halloween or some shit like that then she can go.
>>34133262oh? Anon, you might also have a bald spot if you can relate to him.
>>34133251A whore isn't in a position to talk about souls. You are trash.
>>34133262Let's see your hair under a flash and parted, lol
>>34133268>>34133265Wrong reply. Fuck.
>Birds that use other birds' nests are called brood parasites, a strategy where the female lays her eggs in another species' nest, tricking the host parents into raising the cuckoo chick as their own, with famous examples being the cuckoo and the cowbird.I found women?
>>34133254Bald spots form on your crown, not on the centre of your head like that.
>>34133240a sad consequence of technology's dividing impact on people, in several dimensions. they are weirdly confident in the behavior of women despite apparently being unable to use their knowledge, though it is just to rationalize whatever insecure fixation they have. thanks also to technology, they can choose to communicate only with people that will reinforce their warped perspectives. one of many awful outcomes from the modern dystopian period humanity is currently stuck in
>>34133275Not humanity. Only incels. Incels aren't human.
>>34133266I’m a virgin lol. I don’t care about your weird obsession
>>34133277 (checked)it isn't nice to dehumanize other people. their worldview is atrocious and nonsensical but you should pity them for being trapped in an optional cage that is entirely cultural. i'd rather be trapped in a room with a hundred incels than people who express your flavor of views
>>34133273You found the absence of men?
>>34133270Why do you want to see my bald spot?
bald is hot
>>34133278So you hate yourself? Interesting.
>>34133285Virgins and incels will never be the same, nice try incel
>>34133289I'm not a virgin nor an incel. You're definitely one, though. So much self-hatred can't be healthy.
>>34133240>What do you think about incels?M. As a former incel, I think they're deserving of sympathy, but also hopelessly deluded.
>>34133247dark bedrooms are so dreary though. white and light is pretty>>34133253I don't care about the man cave and I'd keep the place clean 5050>>34133264fuck that, one and done with the decorations. everything I do is functional, plants are good for psychologyalso I'd love a good functional gym. I would decorate it by having a mirror wall and a poster or Arnie, I don't think you need much more in a gym
>>34133244On the whole I'm good with that. But there are some cases where the colour scheme is practical rather than aesthetic: you shouldn't decorate a home cinema room in light colours.
>>34133292>>34133289Sorry anon, you’re not saying anything new. Have fun with your rage
>>34133245>Does anyone else ever just look at all their old high school classmates on facebookNoOnly friend I have on FB is my mom
>>34133298Wrong thread, incel
>>34133297oh yeah a cinema room is a different case and definitely doesn't apply if it's a proper cinema room, but for a lounge something like this looks nice to me
>>34132878Glad to hear it <3 Did you manage to get any rest?I slept 3 hours let's gooo>>34133240*who is too weakI don't think incels should be demonised but it's a pathetic pipeline tbqhLike if you're going to fall for a cult at least pick a cool one>>34133244I'd love for her to do that>>34133273Birds found the babysitting hack>>34133298>I hate other men too. They are so patheticPot calling the kettle black much
>>34133302I fuck way more than you yet you come here to defend women. Curious? No. Bi curious? Yes.
>>34133300Are you having a mental breakdown?
>>34133283https://youtu.be/RBlRmwRVBpM?si=N0xu78DwhqMf03s4>>34133297Home cinema? How bloody rich are you people? What colour should she paint the minigolf course in next?
huh. your guy's sense of aesthetic is boring. i want my place to look chaotic, not cluttered but overstimulating. weird bizarre decorations everywhere. multicolor LED lighting. have the wet specimen shelf. etc
>>34133241I'm a virgin and also have long hair
>>34133298Napoleon simped. You will too :3
>>34133227I love small breasted women yes that includes (you) you know who you are
>>34133305The amount of light that is going to be reflecting off the TV screen there will make it impossible to watch.
>>34133311Nice. Me too
>>34133264This makes me think actually, I'm all for her decorating the house light and cheery, but I still want to do my edgelord Halloween shit even just for one day
>>34133313Yay I’m included! Not much to include though, hehe
Why do the lonely, single femanons hate fat and balding guys so much?
>>34133298>They are so pathetic. They just sent money to women randomlyMy ex never gonna pay be back the money I loaned her is she
>>34133317>not much to includethat's the part I love! :)
>>34133316Why though? Why waste hundreds of dollars on halloween decorations that will just sit in your yard for once a month every year? You could put that money towards a business.
>>34133309I'm the original anon but can't you just convert a spare bedroom into the theatre?>>34133310nah as much as wet specimens are cool it's too much stuff for a house. my design philosophy is always "what will I do with this when I'm dead" and that's how I stopped collecting stuff. I keep my weapons off display though and in a drawer>>34133314heavy block out Curtin for sure. this is just a general example of what I found colour wise
>>34133319because you're fucking annoying
>>34133324and ugly
>>34133324>>34133325Beauty is morality....
I miss having a gf, she made me feel like I was worth something
>>34133323Having spare bedrooms at all is a rich people thing to meIf we have guests, they're sleeping on the sofa
>>34133326sure appearances are the first thing one notices but if the person has shit personality, I don't care how beautiful they are, you are a shit person and I hate you
>>34133329>you are a shit person and I hate youDAMN, I must be really ugly.
>>34133321Thank you
>>34133327I miss having a gf, she made me feel worthless>>34133322Because I love Halloween and spooky season and I'd usually have some stuff up for at least a week, also I never spent crazy money. We got a lot of trick or treaters in some places I lived so it's nice to make an effort for the kiddosWhat kind of business? I'm not business minded at all kek. Better for me to give it to charity before I waste it on alcohol and cigs
>>34133330no no that's not what I meant, I was saying that if you have a shit personality then I hate you
>>34133336>if you have a shit personality then I hate youYou're on the right website to start hating people then
thread unusually bad for the timezoneinsta toostonks flatnot good signs
Incels aren't a cult, you absolute retard. Involuntary celibate. A guy starts out as that and has to prove to the world (women) that he is able to attract women and fuck them, otherwise he's celibate, usually involuntarily. Incel. Involuntary celibate.
>>34133339Nah, incel is a choice. Being a virgin is just fine. Also, wrong thread.
>>341333382026 sucks
>>34133323i don't even know what the fuck my design philosophy is. organized chaos, i guess? or maybe playful is better, house has gotta be fun to be in and look at. i want to being a girl home and have her think "wow this guy is a fucking freak <3"
>>34133340Women not being attracted to you is your own choice, chud. Your choice is a cult, chud.
>>34133343I’m a woman. What’s a chud?
>>34133344The ugly ones, like me.
>>34133344chad + bud. anon is saying you're hot but also a friend
>>34133344>I’m a woman.
>>34133227Anyone here tried being direct about hookups on Tinder (other dating apps)?
>>34133339We're talking incel in the angry woman-hating sense presumably (not someone who simply isn't getting any), which very much functions like a cult online lol
>>34133346>>34133347>>34133348Confusing. Have a nice day
>>34133349You should be open about hooking up in a public setting if you're fishing for dates, once you've gotten it, you should make it seem like you're the most loyal person ever, but subtly project the aura of casual availability.
>>34133337I don't really know who's who since most people here are anonymous
>>34133350We're talking incel in your own custom definition that you've come up with or appropriated from social media.
>>34133349You need to be or you will end up on dates with women who are offended by how much of a horndog you are
>>34131623Even funnier is that ALL the women go by "she/her" or at most the very rare "she/they".Not a single FTM in sight.
Should I feel bad for the loser my gf plays league with sometimes that he uses chatgpt in trying to woo her?My gf tries to ignore his antics because she has no one to play league with but literally every guy at some point ends up trying to date her to the point where she has to block them. This one is the saddest case so far though.
>>34133358is this like some kind of hotwife fetish thing?I'll never get cuck men.
>>34133358I have no idea wtf they are yapping about but your daily cuck fetish posting is getting out of hand, yeah we get it, incels are jealous of you
>>34133358I remember when I played league the amount of guys that would simp for me was concerning. they'd buy me skins even though I didn't ask. my advice to you is to get your gf off league. it's a terrible game and a waste of time
>>34133366anon loves the fact she has simps, it makes him feel like a bull
>>34133368Other anon is more accurate I think, it's a hotwife cuck thing.
>>34133370thats what being a bull is about you silly creature
>>34133372No, that's being a cuck.
If I have a cuck fetish, when should I drop that on a woman? Early on? Way later in the relationship?
Is there a trick to getting over nervousness around people you like?I'm extremely interested in one of the guys in my friend group, but whenever it's just the two of us, I freeze up like a deer in headlights. I want to be able to actually talk to him and see if there's something more there, but I keep flitting between saying nothing and saying anything just to avoid silence, moreso online than in person.
>>34133373no, it would be a cuck thing if he got of to the humiliation of his gf flirting with other guys and feeling like he could never be enough to give her the validation and attention she needs but he gets off to the humiliation of the other guys because "they can never have her, they can never be me", which is a bull thing
>>34133375Exposure therapy, flash the fella a titty
>>34133376No, that's a humiliation thing.Anon is a cuck because he likes watching men flirt with his girl.
>>34133378stop projecting cuck
>>34133379Calm down, Anon.
Shells smashed, juices flowingWings twitchLegs are going
>>34133375Idk but don't put him on a pedestal in your head, just pretend like he's anyone else in the friend group, or a potato
>>34133381sounds gross
>>34133361>>34133364Are you guys in the picture or something? >>34133366>my advice to you is to get your gf off league. it's a terrible game and a waste of timeYeah she's taking a break after this season. No idea what the problem is with these men. Perhaps the other two anons can verify why they enjoy findom so much? I mean, it's not even league. Back when she played runescape she would get gifted a ton of gold by simps online.
>>34133368oh that's fucking disgustingmen, do you really want your gf to sleep with other men? why?
>>34133385you are not fooling anyone
>>34133386>men, do you really want your gf to sleep with other menNo lol that'd make me sad
>>34133386>sleep don't be stupid dummy, he gets off to the idea that other men want hus gf but can't have her
>>34131623MSpeedrunning competitively requires a specific mindset and inclination towards repetitive but precise tasks, so autistic people are better at it.Women don't like nerdy dudes on the spectrum so some of them decide to become women in order to cope with inceldom. This isn't specific to speedrunners but since most speedrunners are autistic, the overlap is significant.
During my first year of college, there was this girl who would not stop teasing me, she would put her arms around me, smile at me and try to start conversations, until one day she got angry I never said anything her, so she pushed me and stopped altogether.She was a turbo-normie partying stacy, while I was an introverted, shy, badly dressed metalhead with a long messy emo hair. Our personalities were polar opposites, so I didn't understand why she was so interested, the whole thing was very awkward and never understood what I was supposed to do.A whole decade later and I am still an incel that never had a gf. It's over
Women, is the porn actor with the alphabet soup leg guy hot?
Just saw a clip of a businesswoman who said she fired a couple of her employees cause they were having an affair (they both had partners at home)The other guy argued that people's personal lives is not his business and unrelated to workWhat's your POV, I'm on the woman's side desu, wouldn't want untrustworthy/morally bankrupt people like that working under me
>>34133393no fucking clue what this gooner is spewing about
>>34133387Maybe guys online should stop simping for the first girl they interact with because desperation dries out any girl quicker than sand in her vagina bro.Genuinely if you get offended by me posting pathetic simps it means you see yourself in it, get help cucky.
>>34133254
>>34133386No, cuckold are weird.I think the no jealousy thing is like an evolutionary side trait like cheating and rape.
>>34133392it was a humiliation ritual in the makingyou dodged a bullet
>>34133397I get that you're ecstatic about having found a new zero effort ego strokes source but there's no need to spam about it every day
>>34133391Remembering the time a girl texted me one night wuu2 so I streamed her my Sonic Adventure DX speedrun>>34133392>Our personalities were polar oppositesOpposites attract sometimes, I also mostly dated party staciesNext time be less of a dork and more brave
>11/10 turbo-giga-stacies are making doomer videos nowI don't know what I like more schizo stacies or doomer stacies
>>34133395It depends what you do for work. It isnt the job of a businessperson to play morality police in the personal lives of their workers. Horrible people need jobs too. Imagine how much the prison population would go up if they didnt.
>>34133403why not schizo doomer stacies?
>>34133377God knows I've tried. I feel like I'm straddling the point between "reasonably low-cut" and "public indecency" more than is maybe wise.>>34133382Thank you, anon. I'll try to keep that in mind.>>34133395Honestly, it would probably depend on the industry. If it's hard to find quality employees, I'd probably keep them on, but for stuff with a high level of integrity required, probably not. How did the woman find out about their affairs? If they were fucking around at work, that's their own fault.
>>34133406>If they were fucking around at workShe nodded to this being the case in this incident, but that she would've fired them regardless>hard to find quality employees, I'd probably keep them on, but for stuff with a high level of integrity required, probably notYeah that's reasonable desu>>34133404Yeah I guess it depends on the integrity of the job I still think she's based tho
>>34133392The worst part about this is that they remain angry about it and choose to serially date abusers, but never really forget having a crush on that shy guy and desiring him.
>>34133393I don’t know why that means
>>34133376>>34133379>>34133390Why are you defending yourself in 3rd person? It's okay to be a cuck in 2026. It's not for me, but hey it's a free world.
>>34133411It's literally part of his cuckold fetish playHe's RPing that clueless cuckold thing, he's literally jerking his hog right now.
>>34133405>why not schizo doomer stacies?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzZoG3D-uG8
>>34133227YES, OP! YOU ARE LEARNING!>>34133240>What do you think about incels?I think just like the general population of men, 95% are harmless and the other 5% give the rest a bad rap. The only difference between incels and regular men in most women's eyes is that they say the quiet part out loud, because most men are lowkey misogynistic.>>34133374>If I have a cuck fetish, when should I drop that on a woman?Definitely not early on, unless it's imperative to your sexuality. Fetishes like that are ones you have to tiptoe into unless she's already into it.>>34133393>Women, is the porn actor with the alphabet soup leg guy hot?Who are you talking about?>>34133392It was probably not romantic interest, but her putting herself out there to be friends. Extroverts like that don't like when they put in 90% and the other party refuses to give back the bare minimum. It doesn't matter how different you are, they try to befriend everyone.>>34133395>The other guy argued that people's personal lives is not his business and unrelated to workThis is just bullshit. Especially when affairs can effect the quality of people's work as well as bringing drama into the workplace.
>>34133395FI won’t fire cheaters, that’s their private life. However they brought their cheating affair into work, and I would fire them for that.
>>34133414looks aesthetic but I don't want to listen to a five min vid so give me a qrd
>>34133395F, my immediate question is how did she find out? This suggests these employees were not good at keeping private stuff private and that is in itself an issue.That said I do agree with the guy. It's none of the employer's business. Even bracketing the discussion if the employer has the right, it would cause a bunch of issues in the sense that if you can get fired for cheating, you can get fired from word going around that you cheat and you being unable to prove that (how would one ever prove that?). If infidelity's out, what else is bad enough to not deserve a job? You can spend so much time, energy and money on scrutinizing the character of people you hire. Or you can judge them by their behavior, attitude etc on the work floor and accept that this is the part of them you get and pay for and the rest is irrelevant to you and stays at home. Only one of those seems remotely doable to me. I think people that take hardline stances like this underestimate HOW MANY people are morally flawed and that you won't just be left with a large pristine pool of perfect employees by having high standards. Ffs it is a terrible time for finding employees in the very first place, any at all. Saying you must be a morally upright person to serve people drinks at this establishment only adds another huge obstacle to flourishing as a business.
>>34133421just generic "trust the universe" stuff that attractive people believe in because they win 100% of the time
>>34133415>It was probably not romantic interestDon't dunk on bro like thatIt does sound like she was flirting more than just wanting to be friends with him, especially if they were opposites>can effect*can affect but yeah I agree with the rest desu. She described them as a liability to the integrity of the company which I think is reasonable>>34133416>brought their cheating affair into work, and I would fire them for thatFr that's pretty retarded wasting time on the clockMaybe they did it on the photocopier and that's how she found out
>>34133425man, how lame
what is the purpose of brunettes?
>>34133430make blondes look cuter
>>34133430Hot take, I don't find either of these women attractive kek
>>34133339>Incels aren't a cultYeah, they are. Not being able to have sex, and actually choosing to adopt the label "incel" to describe yourself, are two very different things. There's a whole complex (and false) belief system that goes with identifying as an incel. t. former incel cult member who escaped
>>34133428there's literally thousands of these turbo-stacies all giving advice and doing nightwalks and shitit'd be based if they weren't the least character development humanly possible.
>>34133435I don't think that's that hot of a take.
>>34133440It's also literally not a take at all because that's just his opinion.
>>34133432thats a great take
>>34133442Yeah, you're right. Anon should've said >Hot take, none of these women are attractive
>>34133444yeah, sometimes I surprise myself
>>34133439define character developed
>>34133374>If I have a cuck fetish, when should I drop that on a woman?Right at the very start. She'll probably dump you whenever you bring it up; the sooner that is, the less time you'll have wasted.
>>34133422Yeah you make some good points and are basically saying what the guy saidI found the full vid btw https://youtu.be/VsTMXuIV3OM?si=a-YM_x0RFrWdpy7w at 39:11I think in the UK it's illegal to do this tho...>>34133438Yeah there's literally a wiki for the ideology which reads like a cultist bible kek>>34133445Brootal
>>34133227State genderIf you could pick an anime character to give you oral sex until you cum, then they dissappear from existence, who would it be?
>>34133456fI don't know any anime characters except totoro, so I pick that
>>34133386>men, do you really want your gf to sleep with other men? why?I don't, no, but some guys do. There is actually a biological cause for that. In prehistoric times, if someone else fucked your woman, the best way to prevent her from getting pregnant by him was to fuck her yourself right away. The shape of the penis is specifically designed to scoop out any semen that's already in there, and many spermatozoa are actually designed not to fertilise an egg, but to prevent another man's sperms from doing so. This meant men evolved to experience lust in the middle of jealousy - those who did had more babies. Cucks tap into that instinct and engineer infidelity in order to trigger that arousal.
>>34133456i would rather not get a blowjob and have her stay with me
>>34133392She actually wanted you, anon, that wasn't teasing. You fucked up by not responding.
>>34133463disgusting
I wonder what women here think about incest. I doubt there are any mothers here, but how would you react if your (imaginary) son confessed, or better said, made it known he is into you? I guess my mother should already somewhat know given our mutual history but i think she kinda blocked it out. It's still haunting me and sometimes I get the urge to just spill the beans and get her to give me some answers, whether in the form of explaining herself or finally going all the way and sitting on my dick.
>>34133468I would immediately kill myself since I obviously failed so fucking hard at being a mother than my son didn't even develop the most basic animal instincts.
>>34133450idk I feel a lot of people aren't that deep and so when they try to relate it's on a very surface level. It's wholesome that there's a minimum attempt, but it's fatiguing that surface level is all they can ever really be.
>>34133471before or after having sex with him
>>34133473what do you consider surface level, mid level and deep level? what would someone have to talk about for you to feel like they have actual depth?
>>34133471>my son didn't even develop the most basic animal instincts.Depends on who you ask. Him using you as a learning bicycle doesnt prevent him from breeding other women.
>>34133468I indeed do not have children but I know a bit about the topic and have been trained in mental healthcare. It is my firm conviction that a child does not just happen to develop sexual attraction to either of their parents. Of course, for the record, SOME expressions of love of a young child ("I want to marry you when I grow up", "I want to eat you", being very physical) do often register as sexually suggestive to an adult with a different frame of reference, but they aren't for the kids, just declarations of love in general. It is my conviction that if a child does grow up to experience actual sexual feelings for an adult, it is because of that parent's attitude and demeanor around the child. So basically I think your mom crossed some lines with you, even though that might be lines that are very hard for you now to pinpoint exactly - it does not have to be actual physical abuse.I'm sorry anon, these must be very confusing feelings to experience.
>>34133475You should kill yourself too.
>>34133480Yeah anon, we get it, you've brainwashed yourself into thinking it would actually be loving and wholesome for you to teach your daughter how to suck dick like a pro as a sort of life skill. Kys pedo creature.
>>34133467People of both sexes often think they can someone more interested by making them jealous.
>>34133456MBlack Lady from Sailor Moon or Scanty Anarchy from PSGIf we're including western stuff then Dark Queen from Battletoads 2020 or Shego from Kim PossibleAlso oooh stars
>>34133483Apples and oranges
>>34133386Not a man myself but I have known men into this. For some it is the taboo, the stigma and the fear of losing them (cuckoldry). For some it is just that they get very horny seeing their woman be sexually desired and pampered and it's less relevant whether they or someone else is currently doing it (voyeurs). Some men get off on seeing others enjoy their partner because it reinforces to them just how great the woman is they get to sleep next to every single night (hotwifing). That said, among the men that are turned on by the concept, I'm pretty sure there's still a good portion that would not want to share their woman in practice because it either would or at least potentially would -also- stir up insecurities and other negative feelings. Just like how many couples enjoy floating the idea of a threesome without actually wanting to have it.
>>34133487Kys either way, it's the right answer no matter what.
>>34133468That's disgusting
>>34133481>So basically I think your mom crossed some lines with you,I think I made the initial move, but without a doubt her particular suggestion one really pushed things on the deep end. Whats crazy is that she acted so oblivious so convincingly, i still dont know what she was actually thinking.
What fetish is it if you like watching people being forced into taboo relationships.
>>34133468I don't want to have a son but if I do I hope to high hell he doesn't have such a horrible fetish like that. my cousin tried to sleep with me and it totally destroyed our relationship forever
>>34133490It's why it felt so good. The way our brain operates is so cruel.
>>34133481(NTA) Dubious. I think it's more likely a sign of neurodivergence in the child - lacking certain boundaries that in a normal brain are instinctive. Things like the Westermarck effect simply don't manifest properly in a non-standard brain.
>>34133493humiliation fetish
>>34133498What? no.Like watching a mother being forced to sleep with her son.
>>34133494What if your daughter tried to sleep with you
>>34133497>autist trying to justify why he wants to fuck his mom and why it's actually not his fault and not a sign he's fucked upmany such cases
>>34133499you dumb or what?
>>34133491>I think I made the initial moveI strongly doubt it. Or rather: if you did, I think subconsciously you were reacting to signals she gave.I recommend you to look up the term "covert incest", sometimes called emotional incest. This is an incestuous dynamic that does not feature physical sexual abuse. Think of a mother allowing her son to wipe away her tears after a marital spat and telling him she's happy she can trust HIM of all men, then making him sleep in her bed because mommy's sad. It is not overtly sexual but it does boil down to allowing your child to become aware of adult needs and feelings you have, allowing them to try to fix or soothe those, when as a parent it is your job to not burden your children with your own loneliness and needs. In dynamics like these, where lines and boundaries are already blurred and fluid, children can develop sexual attraction to the parent. They will often think this is spontaneous on their part. Really it is because their parent is revealing themselves to the child as a person with romantic and sexual needs and the child is trying to help out. Every child wants to be what their parents need.
>>34133501It's a sign that he *is* fucked up, it's merely a question of how and why. Stop projecting.
>>34133502That's not humiliating for either party.
>>34133494>my cousin tried to sleep with me and it totally destroyed our relationship foreverSmall storytime?>>34133501go to r/autistic parenting and you'll find plethora of mothers begging for help with their sons that molest them. Those are some heavy cases of autism though. Im as neurotypical as people come (aside from my sexuality manifesting too early in my life i guess). I think mom and I just happened to be 2 hot people into each other by some impossible chance.
>>34133478>surface levelhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQ_XRHA2rhI>mid levelhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmdxvZueZaw>deep levelhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhxN9cSD-vQbasically, they'd have to believe what they are saying is healing them somehow, to be deep. shallow feels more like "I like my voice a lot"
>>34133497You can disagree but as I mentioned it is a topic I very much dove into myself, as well as being in my professional field. It is normal for children, neurotypical or neurodivergent, to test boundaries. In a healthy parent-child dynamic, the parent gently enforces boundaries and helps the child develop a feeling for a healthy distance, for giving affection without losing yourself. No child is naturally born with that instinct, it is something you grow to understand by trying things out and being met with responses.
>>34133506ok, go and fuck your mom then
>>34133497Nta, as with most mental illness it's probably a combination of neurodivergence and past traumaOP should just do the bigbrain move and date a woman who looks like his mother when she was younger and is similarly abusive so he can vicariously win her affections
>>34133456M. I don't really know any anime characters, so I guess I'll have to go with Mikasa Ackerman.
>>34133510Why would I?
>>34133500I doubt that would happen>>34133507I've posted about it before but he tried to get into my bed and started groping me at a sleepover.
>>34133456F, Howl from Howl's Moving Castle. Specifically the dubbed version that pairs his androgynous looks with a really deep voice.
>>34133514What would your reaction be though?
>>34133503I actually stumbled upon her nudes few years back, I guess that counts. Though for years after I wasnt really actively thinking about her.
>>34133456M, also not an anime but playing New Super Lucky's Tale and hear me out
>>34133508so, the more traumatized someone is and thus needs to dig deeper to try and find some relief, the deeper it feels? kinda makes sense but to be honest that last clip felt very scripted and performative, really leaning into lobotomy schizo wife core which is fine I guess, that seems to be her thing
>>34133513it's not humiliating at all, so why wouldn't you?
>>34133518I would still wager, personally, that seeing your parent's nudes and not feeling reflexive disgust is already a sign that boundaries were not enforced properly in the first place, causing you to not have the default "eww don't want to think about my parents that way"-response.
>>34133524you incest people are weird.
>>34133526you're the one that said it's not humiliating projecting degenerate
anyone been through the nightmare of chronic anhedonia before?
>>34133527What are you talking about, stop being weird.
>>34133528>contrarians coming up with any bullshit now just to not have to say they are depressed because thats not niche enough anymore
>>34133525She had perfectly normal boundaries. Seeing those I did feel disgust and was unsettled. But at the same time i felt a rock formation growing in my pants. Another thing was my foot fetish that manifested itself insanely early and I remember staring at aunt's feet when I was like 4 but couldnt decypher wtf was I doing.I think you should stop rationalizing everything and concede that wildcard variables come into play often in life. Some people can just pop out of their mom with greater innate potential to be fucked up (me).
im so sleepy I dont think even the big sleep would fix it
>>34133531NTA but there is a difference, depression just means you feel intensely bad for a certain duration (three months or longer from the top of my head). That group contains people that experience (some) positive emotions but mostly lots of dread, worthlessness, self-destructive impulses, guilt/shame and so on - and people that just feel shit all, no negative emotions no positive ones. Anon means the latter and AFAIK it is less common than the first kind.
>>34133528>chronic anhedoniaso it is worse than the normal one?
>>34133534it's so over
>>34133227>chill introverted guy and his cocky muscle bimbo gfHave we reached peak?
>>34133533Sure, you could be a wildcard. There could be no reason. Why are you asking then, though? If you already know for sure?
>>34133536so just clinical depression?
>>34133542Yeah exactly.
>>34133540Asking what? Why i feel this way is not what I asked whatsoever.
I wasnt meant to live to 30I was supposed to die at cannae or something like thatI think thats what a midlife crisis is. Your body telling you ''you were supposed to die in a field somewhere in Europe by now''and as the big 30 is approaching I feel it more than everbut all wars today are gay and not worth dying in
>>34133544Are you not >>34133468? I did read that was wanting to hear others weigh in on the sexual element you feel in the dynamic with your mom, which I did, just not an answer you want to hear. And for the record of course you are 100% right that I could be off, easily, even a 99% reliable pattern does not always apply. But these are my real thoughts on it and I can't change that either.
>>34133545khttps://youtu.be/gtPfrhVtZZo
>>34133546Yes that's me, but what I wanted to know is some female perspective and insight I guess. I already know full history of my degeneracy. Maybe I misunderstood you though.
my forehead doesn't stop itching i don't know what is going on
>>34133546anon just wanted some goon material of femanons saying they would give their sons a nursing handjob
>>34133552athena is about to be reborn
genderreminder that your skeleton is constantly wet
>>34133523I know a lot of chicks like the third type IRL, they're literally that way 24/7 as a result they get a lot of haters for very obvious reasons, it's excessive but they cannot really turn it off without mood regulators.But to answer your question deep to me is when someone really goes out on a limb with their way of speaking like they give the impression that what they say really needs to be said in that moment like "If I don't say XYZ it will keep me awake so here is XYZ"
>>34133556That depends, is meat wet?Not really.
>>34133551I cannot forget what I learned about this topic so I guess my take is maybe skewered if you were looking for what "regular women" feel about this. But in case it was too vague, I am pretty sure that if my hypothetical son confessed these kind of feelings to me, I would feel like I messed up in some way. Also because the topic is so taboo that I would instantly assume if he was willing to discuss it openly with me anyway, apparently it was quite a big deal to him and not just a taboo fantasy to take into your grave. Hope this answers better what you were looking for.
>>34133552Eczema or psoriasis.
>>34133554I hope not but fair point, you never know on here.
Got into a fight with a friend over saying that Nato is going to be dissolved and the US will eventually take the EU, he kept trying to say that the rest of the world won't let that happen but it's true, nobody is willing to risk nuclear war the only people in the world willing to do that are China, Russia and US so eventually the world will be carved up by those 3 countries, really empires at this point. I didn't mean to come off arrogant or malicious going Haha we own you guys now, i was just speaking facts, Mexico and Canada can't fight off the US either they will be conquered at some point just like China will eventually take Taiwan and Russia Ukraine, it's not like it's all gonna happen at once, but it's gonna happen. Was I wrong for this or was she just being too emotional? I'm canadian and she's from demark so this is really scaring her since she still has family over there and thinks the US will murder a shit load of people to get Greenland if the EU doesn't willingly give it up
>>34133556disgusting >>34133557>excessive sure but she's literally glancing at a script and you can tell when she's improvising based on the prompt she read and when she goes back because she needs a new input anyways, people are usually drawn to people they can relate to and they hope could relate to them so it makes sense that less intense deep diving individuals seem shallow to you
>>34133560Stop trying to get women to post fap material for you. They won't fall for it.
>>34133563>US will eventually take the EU>China, Russia and US so eventually the world will be carved up by those 3 countriesThis has already occurred??? The EU has always been a US puppet?
>>34133563>Was I wrong for thisYes. Whether you are factually correct or not is irrelevant: you knew you were upsetting her, but you said it anyway; you did that because you're an asshole and you enjoyed making her upset.
>>34133563>discussing politics with a foid that just wants you to tell her you'll protect her and keep her safe no matter what aaautism alert
>>34133534Have a little sleep hun>>34133545>the big 30 is approachingAge is but a number
Men, Would you let your wife become a prostitute to support you and your family, or would you rather they starve.
>>34133563>the rest of the world won't let that happenImagine thinking anyone outside europe cares about nato
>>34133571Rather starve. Quite easy answer if youre not a beta
>>34133563What she heard is "Your family is going to DIE DIE DIE and your kids will have NO FUTURE"
Day 3 of no weed. I am so tired I maybe get 3-4 hours of sleep. Really tempted. Why do I have to be so weak?
>>34133573Your kid is also sick and in desperate need of medication, would you let them die too?
>>34133563>the US will eventually take the EUThis, incidentally, is false. The US is in the process of abandoning the EU. The future is a world carved up by the US, Russia, and China. The US will control the Americas and Greenland, Russia will control Europe and west Asia, and China will control east Asia and (probably) Africa.
Women, if you were in a very dire situation and prostitution becomes your only choice of employment, would you do it?
>>34133571Yeah, I would pimp her out
>>34133576if you had what it takes to endure existence in a sober state you wouldn't have smoked in the first place and taking away your cope isn't going to magically change that
>>34133582sure
>>34133582Sure, I live in a place where it is hard to envision life getting THAT hard, but if I was homeless and unemployable with three kids you bet your ass I would spread my legs for money and just deal with my ruined soul later.
>>34133577Im gonna work myself to death first. After that, it's up to her. She can take it up her ass and charge extra
>>34133587You broke your legs during a work accident and is bed ridden. and got fired.
>>34133582>Women, if you were in a very dire situation and prostitution becomes your only choice of employment, would you do it?Where I live, that couldn't happen. Women do that because they want to make a comfortable living working 1 day a week, not because they're desperate.
>>34133589>idiot foid hasn't ever heard of war
>>34133588Just say you jerk off to prostitution
>>34133592anon is very desperate for free goon material today
>>34133584I don't know, plenty of people seem to do it. I started smoking because I was bored and gooning while high felt nice but now it's lost its appeal and weed just makes me feel tired and sluggish. I think I just need to a find a new cope
>>34133592No, you just keep dodging the very simple question.When push comes to shove, between the death of everything you love and your wife being a prostitute, which would you choose.
>>34133564I actually feel I'm drawn more to people that seem to be taking some degree of initiative with their life like what they choose to focus on or talk about. I'm kind of lame desu so when I see fellow lames and non-lames I feel part of the ecosystem. It's interesting and upsetting.
>>34133571>Would you let your wife become a prostituteYeah if that's what she wanted to do it unironically wouldn't bother meI mean I dated a stripper and she was cool>>34133576>so tired I maybe get 3-4 hours of sleepReallySeriously though I would maybe look into sleep remedies and pursuing medical help if you can. Try not to revert back to weed as a crutch which creates other problems>>34133593That unemployed friend on a Wednesday be like
>>34133594ok, good luck
>>34133598you can't really claim to have dated someone if you didn't even fuck
it's 4:44 how are you guys doing today?
>>34133590Where I live, we are not going to be invaded by anyone.
>>34133240I'm an incel, most guys of my age are incels or close to them. All this hatred towards us will just backfire as well become a bigger and bigger minority, maybe at one point a majority among men as people grow older.Anyway, women ruined my country, they make me pay for their shit despite I having nothing to do with them, they're evil
>>34133589Whether or not it could happen is irrelevant though, the hypothetical question is about what you would do specifically in that theoretical situation. Hence the if.
>>34133571>Would you let your wife become a prostitute to support you and your familyWhy go all the way? Just post feet pics or play league because apparently a lot of desperate simps play that game.
>>34133602lollmao even
>>34133392>she would put her arms around me, smile at me and try to start conversationsI literally never had this. How do you fuck that up? >A whole decade later and I am still an incel that never had a gf. It's overI had a few ugly gfs, a few hook-ups and seen a few escorts but my brain does bring up past situations with bitches from my school years where I could have done things differently. I think our brains are punishing us because we were supposed to find someone at this point.
>>34133605I was thinking more of a 1800 to 1900 England scenario, where the working husband collapses, and the wife were either laundry work, factory labor, or more commonly coerced into prostitution.
>>34133602Australia?
>>34133611They're already at war with the chinese, or more specifically "were" at war since they lost that one.
>>34133612Wait, seriously? What happened there? I always thought Australia was in a pretty good location militarily. They're only really depend on other countries for tech.
alright burgercels, pack your bags, you're getting sent to the russian front
Older friend was venting to me that most of their friends from back in highschool are married now except for them. I simply cannot relate since my friend group from highschool, as a gen z, has not even had a job last longer than a year for a majority of them let alone a relationship. I'm 28 by the way.State gender and age, how many of your friends or old friends have managed to marry?
>>34133582>Women, if you were in a very dire situation and prostitution becomes your only choice of employment, would you do it?Probably not, unless I could have the selectiveness to have only female clientele.
>>34133571>familyNo such thing will ever exist.She's supposed to be independent and self-reliant. That's what women demand from men.
>>34133615the purposeful gender neutral pronoun makes me think you don't actually have this friend.
>>34133610I would make sure my wife would atleast learn a skill like making clothes or some shit the moment I'm having children with her.
>>34133615why are you friends with trannies?
>>34133582>Women, if you were in a very dire situation and prostitution becomes your only choice of employmentI unironically think that would only happen in like a third world country. We have like OF and stuff.
>>34133620>anon has never read the bosnian war survival manual
>>34133623Why would I need to?
>>34133624no reason
>>34133612You mean the Americans. The Chinese send their wealthy here to spend a fortune on tertiary education and real estate. The poorer Chinese open grocery stores and excellent restaurants. Meanwhile the Americans suck up our money (see: AUKUS) and replace our leaders if they don't kiss up to the US (Gough Whitlam, Kevin Rudd.) I'm no fan of the CCP but they treat Australia better than the US does. Though to be fair, that could just be because of the grip America has.
>>34133615M, 28a few have yeah, but only a handfulmostly the girls
>>34133615f, 28. I'm engaged but I have no friends that are younger than me and engaged. or married.
>>34133615MNone. Some of them make really good money too but they're bald so no girls wants to even date them. Not fat, fit, but balding
>>34133622OF is just a humiliation ritual for women to whore themselves out for the internet to remember. Most women don't make any money that is enough to buy a big mac. Whereas an actual prostitute can fund her college and retirement by giving irl access to her holes
Women, how big of an ick is it that guys drop their own interests and personality for you? Change their music interests etc to match yours. How big of an ick is it?
Where do I meet clingy gf
>>34133615I'm 32F and would wager around half? I did not keep in touch with everybody but among the people I am still in contact with and/or know through the grapevine how they're doing, it seems to be about half that is married or has kids (a smaller group having done both). I do live in a place where there is not exactly a norm to settle down young, rather the opposite (it's fine to settle down later but make sure it's the right person the first time and you don't get pregnant from anybody you're not willing to spend your life with). But you are right I feel that for almost everyone involved money is an issue. I have been with my partner for over five years and I do think we would've been married already if we'd had more money.
>>34133632nuclear ick
>>34133615Male acquaintances from the same generation, so 30 years old or so, aren't married and haven't been. The women usually are or have already divorced once.
>>34133632I mean I really enjoy it if someone I fall for enjoys and admires my taste and absorbs some of it. That's not an issue. The dropping your own interests and personality is, though. That would just be a dealbreaker because if I fell in love with a person the way they were I don't want them to throw that all out of the window.
>>34133631>is just a humiliation ritual for womenAnd prostitution ISN'T? :/
It's literally impossible to get married if you aren't chad. I don't know any guys who are married but multiple women who've been married twice, they get married to chad, divorce him, marry another chad
>>34133639No, that's literally one of the oldest professions for women.
>>34133631>OF is just a humiliation ritual for womenA very lucrative one that oftentimes doesn't even require having sex on camera.
>>34133640ok, and?
>>34133640>chad>marriedYou're misunderstanding what a chad is.
>>34133632I'm pretty sure most guys don't actually do that. There's a legit mental disorder where people do that, I forget the name.
>>34133241>I would not date a virgin but I would date a virgin???
>>34133639Both are but at least prostitution will make you money and (mostly) isn't stored on an internet database forever
>>34133649She's too retarded to know the meaning of words, she just uses them randomly according to the vibes
>>34133646Chads use prenup anon
>>34133644Most women on OF don't make any money
>>34133650Are streetwalkers even a thing in 2026? I wouldn't meet an escort who doesn't have pics of themselves online.
>>34133652Fuck off, that's not what a chad is
>>34133640You mean to a young 7/10 with low bodycount
>>34133642So prostitution was like honorable or something? You need to watch less dom porn.
>>34133654It's also not their main job.
>>34133619I don't want to get into the weirdness if I described him more since I have had two different lonely older guys in my discord DMs that around this time of the year where they start to think about getting with me, a guy, because they are lonely.>>34133621Not trans but probably learning bi now.
>>34133655They are a thing in every country, everywhere.
>>34133655They are in Japan.
>>34133661>but probably learning bi nowJudean
Why don't women date fat and balding guys?
>>34133658NTA but yes, the only viable women for average men is BlueValkyrie, except you can't have her because she wants stranger cock every other day. You're just the retard who gets to babysit for free while she gets drilled by some guys from FetLife.
>>34133649She wouldn't date an incel (hateful misogynistic virgin) but she would date a normal guy who also happens to be a virgin.
>>34133657Yeah it is, it's often women who pay for the wedding too. They're all well off financially
>>34133669Not just incels, she specifically said she wouldn't date ugly men.
>>34133668Still disproves what he said
>>34133672She's old and extremely fat. The perfect match for a 20 BMI male with relatively low body fat.
>>34133670Marriage is inherently a beta male thing. Important to note that beta males are good and neccessary in a lot larger numbers for society than chads.
>>34133668Why did she reveal that her BMI is 40 or whatever
>>34133657Even some chads worry about dying alone. I personally know such people. Meanwhile, women are having the time of their lives and even marrying a chad doesn't stop them from looking for replacements and upgrades.
>>34133677mental retardation
>>34133667bc I only want one specific fat balding man and no one else
>>34133668>the only viable women for average menI'm a woman and I want to know what makes me unviable.
>>34133683the fact that you don't want them.
>>34133678Ok, for sure, but that comes later. Your testosterone starts going down and you're no longer a chad really.
>>34133683What are your stats?
>>34133685Balding is associated with an excess of testosterone.
>>34133582I would have sex to survive. But I think the existence of prostitution as an option in this scenario, rather than an indentured position by someone who can physically harm me, means that the scenario isn't dire enough to NEED to have sex to survive.
I used to be a /fit/chad but now my gf literally admitted she's trying to get me fat and ugly so no other woman will want me.
>>34133684I wanted some when I was single.>>34133686You have to be more specific than that.
Femanons would also need to charge 100-150 for an hour. They wouldn't be able to compete with the hot escorts who take 200-300.
>>34133694You can throw all the food she makes out and eat 40% protein diet. Impossible to get fat this way.
>>34133695>I wanted some when I was single.No, you're just part of the large group of women who claim and think they want men, but will never take the initiative.
>>34133683Do you hate men?Are you progressive?Are you depressed? (Brutal but true for both genders that people do not like the depressed)Are you very unattractive?Are you too old for kids? Smoker? Drugs? Tattoos?
>>34133689but arnold and stallone aren't bald
>>34133697Escorts don't complain this much and aren't as big misandrists as the femanons.
>>34133701peep that hairline.
>>34133689Is that the cope we're telling ourselves here?But no, balding is a gene activated by testosterone. Doesn't mean you have an excess of it.
>>34133702lollmao even >anon thinks the customer service smile is actually real
>>34133689no it's associated with excess dht :)
>>34133706I didn't say that.
>>34133689>>34133707both of these are false
>>34133699If I didn't want men, why the fuck would I have a bf and have spent so long looking for one?>>34133700>Do you hate men?No.>Are you progressive?Probably.>Are you depressed? (Brutal but true for both genders that people do not like the depressed)I don't think so.>Are you very unattractive?I don't think so.>Are you too old for kids?I don't think so.>Smoker? Drugs? Tattoos?Ex-smoker, no drugs, one tat.
>>34133710The bf wanted a gf.You simply waited.
>>34133636>>34133627>>34133629This just reminds me of random posts I see on twitter from japanese and korean men calling it an ice age generation.
>>34133700NTA, how does any of that make a woman unviable? Yes to all and men are licking my feet and begging me to treat them like shit
>>34133711Wrong. I've asked more men out than all the men ITT have asked women out combined.
The 'women have it much better' generation
>>34133714All part of the act.
>>34133700>Are you progressive?
>>34133714How many on average per year?
>>34133713And that's a source of pride to you? To be a fetish object to a horde of coomers?
My married coworker totally noticed I've been avoiding him (I started after I found out he's married)
>>34133714Good for you.
Daily reminder men shaped this world.
>>34133719>And that's a source of pride to you? To be a fetish object to a horde of coomers?No, I'm not proud of being a woman, it's a neutral fact to me. I never have entertained any of those scrotoids other than for a committed LTR and they existed long before I fulfilled your conditions of unviability.
>>34133724And women rule it now.
>>34133724i find anything sexual involving food to be absolutely repulsive
>>34133728Comically untrue
>>34133724Naw, women are responsible for most of the stuff. They're the biggest voting block, they make the consumer choices. I wish women as a group took some responsibility for killing nature, burning down Amazon forests, endangering species for their leather bags
What is a good duration of penetrative intercourse for women? My ejaculation time varies wildly from 10 seconds to being unable to cum and it seems like girls prefer 10 seconds to infinite jackhammering. Like there is a position where I never cum and they never go for it. What's up with that.
>>34133729How about shitting on each other's chests
>>34133734>anon really can't differentiate between porn and reality
>>34133734>it seems like girls prefer 10 seconds to infinite jackhammering.Careful anon, you just triggered a dozen of them to come in chimping about how that isn't the case at all because the fact is they just want to insult men for lasting too long or lasting not long enough no matter what because they just hate men period.
>>34133732this guy belives in votes lmaoaao
>>34133724Those two women are probably richer than any of the anons here.
Why don't lonely, single femanons allow themselves to fall in love by simply dating a fat and balding guy?
Question to handsome anons,Does it sometimes happen that you lock eyes with a girl and feel intense mutual attraction because you can't stop looking at each other?How often does it happen?Do you do anything?
>>34133744I live too far north in europe for that to happen. Eye contact happens a lot, but it's not long and there's no smiling. Mutual attraction is probably there all the time, because i am attracted to almost all women in a certain age range and i am aesthetically pleasing too.
>>34133718When I was single, too many to count. Barely any of them led to real first dates, and even fewer to a second.
>>34133734I don't mind ten minutes of sex, ten minutes of a break, ten minutes of sex, etc until we're both happy or exhausted. My legs get tired pretty quickly so I at least need to get off the top after ten minutes even if we're not taking a full on break.
>>34133742That's not how it works I'm afraid
>>34133744That happened once. I am not handsome though
>>34133750That's actually exactly how it works, but alas
Men, thoughts on women being on top?
>>34133738Well why do they scream and moan when I jackhammer them and don't tell me "I don't like this">>34133749But is there any difference pleasure wise? Like do 10 minutes or 5 minutes feel better than 1 minute or is it just all the same and it's all about clitoral stiumaltion?
>>34133746More often the person is taken or a chudded freak who freaks out?
>>34133755I cant even fathom the idea of a woman being at all
>>34133755Inappropriate, allowed on special occasions such as me being tired or the woman insisting on it.It's dangerous too, women don't know what they're doing.
>>34133755you mean like cowgirl?It's cool.
Why don't lonely, single menanons date fat and, uhhh, some other undesirable characteristic women?
>>34133759The material world comes from the mental one. If women don't exist in your mind and surroundings, they don't exist.
Gender do you hold grudges?I never let go of a grudge, I've been pilling them up for decades
>>34133756it's all about getting it over with asap, this is like your boss asking why you prefer typing so fast when you're allowed to go home once you've done your work
>>34133756It really depends on what you're trying to get at. An orgasm is something I have to build up to, so obviously a minute isn't going to get me off. That said, it's not like one minute of good sex isn't pleasurable. If we're talking maximum satisfaction, I want to have sex until I can't have sex anymore, so either exhaustion or overstimulation. So one minute, five minutes, and ten minutes aren't enough at all by themselves.
KAM
>>34133766f, yeah, I definitely do
>>34133755Can be better than anything else but can easily be disappointing
>>34133744>intense mutual attractionI know for a fact it can't be mutual.
>>34133755Always ends in disappointment and makes the woman realise how physically demanding sex is. I've never had a woman ride me longer than 10 seconds, and the way they did it sucks too.
>>34133758Idk what chudded means. Usually, after a first date, we learn enough about each other and our chemistry that one of us doesn't want to pursue the relationship. Usually the guy.
>>34133763they would only date chad
>>34133763You think some of us haven't tried.
>>34133761>It's dangerous too, women don't know what they're doing.nta wait, what?
>>34133763We would and we do.
>>34133774That's retarded. I started exercising regularly specifically so I can squat on cock for like ten minutes.
did my gf thought I was handsome because she loved me? or did she loved me because I was already handsome?
>>34133782weird ass post, kind of indian.
>>34133779He's full of shit.
>>34133766Yes, but that comes from a lack of communication, boundaries and so on.If you're weak, you only protect yourself or get revenge in your own mind, not in reality.Astrologically, water signs are the most likely to be the eternal victims and hold grudges. Pisces, cancer, scorpio.
Is it ok to tell a girl with a bf about my wet dream? She wanted to know more details. Maybe I should ask her to watch me cum?
>>34133779yeah, women can crush your cock with their pelvis if they aren't careful
>>34133782she doesn't do either, she's just glad you pay some stuff
>>34133786No and no.
>>34133779Woman being on top is dangerous for a man's penis.>>34133775Chudded is not a real word so don't worry
>>34133779You can bend a guy's dick painfully if you do it wrong. Don't be scared though usually it just hurts for a second or two and is fine.
>>34133787>>34133790>implying men on top don't regularly hurt their gfs, with their dicks or otherwise Sex is a physical thing, it's always going to require communication and mindfulness to not lead to someone getting hurt. Don't make this a gendered thing, you fucks.
Should I just let this moid (>>34133720) think I dislike him? I don't think I can get over this unfortunate crush any other way
>>34133765PERIOD
>>34133763>some other undesirable characteristictall?
>>34133783you might find this useful in the future
>>34133755Seems like to women this is a chore.
>>34133791*snap
>>34133766male no >>34133767desu it does seem like that sometimes which is bizarre because i look great and grills grope me and current gf just says "wow you look so sexy and hot" when I just exist and then I feel like I force sex onto her unless she's ovulating >>34133768I dunno. I just want to figure it out. Current gf just wants me to cum in her missionary asap and then rubs against me till she cums while I'm in her and you can go, "well if it satisfies her then it's good" but like I still don't get it. I prefer to have long porn-like sex and be all out of breath at the end but apparently she doesn't?
>>34133801I wouldn't call it a snap until there is real damage
>>34133240So it's just men in general that are bad and don't want to be nice? This is men bad propaganda, retard.
>>34133803>I prefer to have long porn-like sexThat's not a healthy way to think about it. But if sex isn't satisfying to you, you need to communicate that to her. Sexual compatibility isn't implicit, it requires work to take advantage of.
>>34133789But she was curious to know? We can't meet each other anyway and there's no harm in online fun.
>>34133805We talked about you while you were gone. Scroll and see.
>>34133805>We all hate you, some of us just dot it covertlyMoids, amirite
Having lunch. Dessert's waiting.
>>34133807There is harm in online fun if it's sexual in nature and either of you is in a relationship without communicating what's appropriate for everyone involved first.
>>34133803>I feel like I force sex onto her unless she's ovulatingbecause you are, there is zero reason for a girl to have sex outside of ovulation other than to keep her moid in a good mood
>>34133600Guess I dated no one then kek>>34133601Yeah I'm gucci just playing some vidya rn and drinking.but should be productive soon>>34133607>How do you fuck that up?Nta but by being a shy autist >>34133615M27, most of them are in LTRs at least and have careersI'm the loser friend they lend money to out of pity lol>>34133720Based
>>34133792The difference is that i am not the one getting harmed
>>34133763I did and she still dumped me>>34133744Happens occasionally where I awkwardly make eye contact with a girl for too long>Do you do anything?God no>>34133755Hot>>34133811Noice, what you having?
>>34133817>Guess I dated no one then kekcorrect
>>34133807>there's no harm in online funThere is.
>>34133816This. We're just mammals after all.
>>34133818Well I'm sure most people wouldn't appreciate that mentality from their partner. I personally like getting hurt during sex, but I'm still glad that my bf was able and willing to communicate with me about our boundaries and expectations so that we're on the same page regardless.
>>34133819Gnocchi with vegetables and a salad of corn and beans. Not sure what dessert they have today.
>>34133825Maybe I'm just not Western enough, but that doesn't seem like "restaurant food" if you know what I mean.
>>34133816based
>>34133821Bruh.....>>34133825>what dessert they haveYou eating out somewhere?That sounds peng tho <3I should eat too but too busy gaming
>>34133825That's a lot of veg.
>>34133816That is so retarded and it upsets me. You can't say I don't want sex when I say I do.
>>34133827It is very nice. There was plenty more at the salad bar. I had my soup and soon dessert. It's a special menu for students. I get a discount.
>>34133825They only have one dessert at a time?
>>34133824>I personally like getting hurt during sexExactly. That's what most women want.
>>34133821Even if I slept over with all of them multiple times does that still not count as dating lol>>34133837>That's what most women wantI doubt this bro JH just kinda freaky
>>34133834I guess I'm just very picky with what I order at restaurants, I don't like ordering things I perceive as relatively easy to make with minimal effort.
>>34133832I don't doubt you want sex because you want to keep your moid in a good mood because it makes you feel good about yourself and also gives you a sense of security. I doubt that you want sex for the sake of the sex itself.
>>34133837It's not, based on my experience discussing this shit with people online and IRL.>>34133838I hate the term "freaky", but I guess it applies.
>>34133838Most women want to be slapped, choked lightly at least. And that's on the more vanilla side.
>>34133839I relate, you just know the markup for that salad is INSANE
>>34133840>I doubt that you want sex for the sake of the sex itself.Then you're wrong. I love sex, and when I can't have it I just masturbate as the second best way to get some sexual satisfaction. Even independently from the amazing emotional aspects of sex, it just feels good and I want it.
>>34133830Eating out is always nice. Might try and meet someone to ask then out occasionally.>>34133831A decent amount >>34133836>>34133836No they have a couple. I don't think they change them daily however I lied but they change it up. >>34133839I order safe and usually order spaghetti and the basic stuff. Unless I've been there multiple times and want to spice it up
if you pissed in bleach do you gas yourself?
>>34133842>Most women want to be slapped, choked lightly at leastYou need to watch less porn.
>>34133846nvm, that looks pretty good, the salad is still meh tho, no offense.
>>34133838>does that still not count as datingnot if you're over the age of 16
>>34133848Most porn is softcore. It's for gentle little souls like yours.
>>34133851None taken haha. It's alright and it fills me up
>>34133845>it's JH Ah yeah, you and your deranged hyper sexual trauma gooner habits for emotional regulation don't count when it comes to normal female sexuality.
>>34133842I only wanted that before I did trauma processing. now I'm ok with just bondage
>>34133846That salad is kinda sad looking. Unless you picked a bunch of other stuff off it. Is that okra in the soup? Are you an exchange student?
>>34133841>I hate the term "freaky"I meant it in a good way kekJust don't endanger yourself>>34133842>Most women want to be slapped, chokedAgain I doubt this tbqh>>34133846>Eating out is always niceYour mom would agree jkThat looks nice thoBig up the student canteen catering team>>34133852>not if you're over the age of 16I'm 16+11Waiting to unlock wizard powers
>>34133845>amazing emotional aspects of sexWhich a lot of women avoid by mostly having casual sex.
>>34133855Normal female sexuality is what's the most common. The most common female sexuality is the opposite of what you think it is.
>>34133810Correct. Like this is some motivation to date ugly/fat/balding/meek guys. Fuck outta here with that bullshit. You either are pretty and abusive or ugly and mishappen plus jaded. There is no good option in men? Loud and clear.
>>34133861Healthy and sane then.
>>34133855I'm not that different from normal. My therapist says my sexual issues are more about what I do when I can't have sex and less to do with what motivates me to want sex in the first place.
>>34133862>There is no good option in men? Loud and clear.4 uWebm is looksmatched for you
>>34133860That's more like masturbation at that point. Everyone's ideal sex is emotionally fulfilling as well as physically.
>>34133864Ofc he would say that.
>>34133865That's a woman.
>>34133868What do you mean by that?
I have a crush on this Autistic guy who is shorter than me but I think he’s married
>>34133870His goal is to stabilize you, not be honest.
>>34133871You should probably stop having a crush on him then.
Cleaned my desk off for the first time in a year, maybe this was why I had such bad juju, I feel good now
>>34133871Don't give them false hope.
>>34133601Fuck I'm gonna have to go to the store again tho cause I got a 10 pack of beer for my roommates last night and I've drunk them allGot all achivements tho in Battletoads 2020, Bratz ports, both Super Lucky's Tales and miscellaneous other games I need another job
>>34133858>>34133858Yes the salad is sad but only because I only took beans and corn I could have taken the other stuff but I didn't feel like it. Besides I've almost finished it. I am pretty sure it's cucumber… i think. I am full time but in another country.>>34133859Being a student rocks.
>>34133872I was already stable. The issue was that I had developed unhealthy habits and opinions. The whole point of therapy has been to help me find better ways to evaluate and channel my feelings, as well as identify and address long-standing, unhealthy misconceptions I've held onto.
>>34133877Now That looks good.
>>34133871>think he’s marriedWell do you know for sure?Else sorry to hear that and hope you find another crusho who is cooler and available Iktf I had such a crush on a MILF co-worker, we used to work alone at one place all day together and she made me soup but she was married to some military guy
I woke up feeling absolutely sick with anxiety <3 great I feel great
>>34133878and then boom, throuple sex slave
>>34133882Stop calling me a sex slave.
>>34133877Mmm that looks like some good stuff <3 Yeah I hated school overall but I do miss being a student and going to the canteen with friends and those carefree daysI also met a baddie in the canteen once I went on some dates with Enjoy your canteen days dude they are numbered......
>>34133883Stop being one then.
>>34133881I'm sorry )): you got this tho. one thing at a time yeah. you're more capable than you might think. it will get better xx
>>34133876>battletoads 2020what? I didn't know there was a new battletoads game!!!
>>34133877>I am pretty sure it's cucumberCould be zucchini, that's pretty common in soup.
>>34133886I'm not one. You're latching onto meme porn shit and enjoy throwing around labels that don't apply to real life.
>>34133842I’ve never been with a girl who didn’t like spanking, pressure on her neck, or a bit of flicking her nipples, but true choking or face slapping I’ve never seen
>>34133889Yeah I reckon it was zucchini. >>34133884I can always just apply to another university. Like I did with this onexd I did two year of IT but I dropped out due to lack of interest and sent my papers here without any expectations but they accepted me. Now I am a 23 year old student but I dont really care lo>>34133879It was good
>>34133871>women flock to married guysMany such cases.
Life is so scary because it’s so bad for so many people and you can’t do anything to fix it. How many of my ancestors died scared or unloved or alone
>>34133895your ancestors did not die unloved unless they were truly awful parentsit’s the people who never had descendants that you should worry about
>>34133896>bro really thinks that babies is what happens if two people really really love each other very very much
>>34133311I want you As long as you’re not obese tho
>>34133871>Autistic guy>MarriedHighly unlikely but make sure just in case.
>>34133899>bro really thinks the reason he's single is because he's autistic
>>34133888Yeah there is and it's fucking great imo lol, and free on game passPlay on Battletoads difficulty if you want a proper challenge, else play on Tadpole difficulty if you just want to play through the gameThe cutscenes feel like something you'd see on adult swim https://youtu.be/QYF4KdggUxIAlso the new dark queen is top tier
>>34133901>>34133897Lame and incorrect use of greentext
>>34133901Gaslight more.
>>34133898I'm not obese, actually I lost a lot of weight this past year and now I can wear s sized shirts.
>>34133902What is battletoads? It sounds stupid.
>>34133903>bro really thought he did something there
>>34133892>did two year of IT but I dropped out due to lack of interest andI did the same thing kek (sorry scholarship donor)Gl in school and enjoy your foodz~Ironically I just apply to a job on the catering team at a college lol
>>34133902woah that's cool, how have I never heard of this game before?? I never beat the original though, I should try to beat it one of these days
>>34133907The doubling down in retardation. Very cute.
>>34133905I can fix you (by overfeeding you)
>>34133901The percentage of married men who are diagnosed with autism, not internet diagnosed, is only 11% at peak and it is currently only 9% of the autistic male population. That is incredible rare.
women really do hate fat and balding guys...
GenderWhat’s the worst medication you’ve ever taken? What happened? Or worst health issue you’ve ever had?
>>34133911but, you just said you don't like obese men, plus it took me so long to lose all that weight
>>34133910>bro really thought the thread police rizz would work
>>34133899Nta but my younger brother is diagnosed autistic and a chad and has a stacy gfBeing autistic isn't an exclusion from dating (being a loser is however jk)>>34133906>What is battletoads?Goofy beat 'em up NES classic https://youtu.be/LLOoqBM2iNU and considered one of the hardest games on the NESThe new one is a lot more balanced with different difficulty settings and makes a lot of fourth wall jokes
>>34133915FIntense antibiotics
>>34133914you can at least lose weight anon
>>34133901>>34133907When did this ebonics BBC talk become so mainstream?
>>34133922>bro>bro>bro
>>34133915M, one of the meds I took to treat my psoriasis made me skin like extremely thin and brittle, I remember like having cracks allover my mouth, eye corners, I think I even shed the entire skin off of my sole, was not fun, the pain was also in combination of the pain I already got with severe psoriasis, not fun.
>>34133915M, probably quetiapine (antipsychotic), felt totally zonked out on it and had bad stomach troublesWorst health scare, probably when my appendix ruptured, they missed it on an ultrasound scan and *sent me home* before I went back to the hospital a couple days later for an emergency op
>>34133922>bro really thinks he is the Übermensch
>>34133915FWellbutrin made me fat and gave me high blood pressureProzac made me try to kill myself.
>>34133924Are you better now?
>>34133915Nothing horrible because i stay away from the judaism pills.
>>34133927Would you be mad at me if i added prozac secretly to your meals?
>>34133927>Prozac made me try to kill myselfI'm really sorry ): how are you holding up now?Prozac made me manic as shit lol
>>34133931Better than the other one. It took some time to not be fat.It also might not even work to try and get me to kill myself again I'm not 17 any more. You should stop being a pussy and stab me if that's how you feel.
>>34133915Adderall.Liver scaring. I get sick drinking before I feel drunk.>>34133919They would be in a tiny percentile of diagnosed that are married. This doesn't change anything since anon was assuming the autistic guy they were crushing on is married but odds fall in the favor of them not being married.
>>34133934TerribleThanks for asking
>>34133936Who convinced you to take that garbage? Is your family retarded?
>>34133929Somewhat, I stopped taking most of psoriasis meds orally, now I do a shot every month, and some other meds to get my other conditions in check since they're taking a more holistic approach. I remember I was on Cyclosporine and Methotrexate, both made me nauseous as hell.
>>34133915I don't remember what it was but I was put on an antibiotic to treat acne that gave me sores all over my mouth. I think I hit double digits in a couple days, it sucked.
>>34133920Cured by probiotics
>>34133940Can we not have this borning conversation nobody cares about either of our opinions about meds
>>34133937>They would be in a tiny percentile of diagnosed that are marriedI doubt this dude, most autists I know still have relationshits It obviously makes things harder but it's the core reason why most people are single I agree though she shouldn't make assumptions unless he has a wedding band or something (plot twist it's a dnd magic ring jk)Iktf whenever I got asked IRL by women if I have kids I almost spat out my drink. Like I can barely get a date and am drunk at 3pm lol what do you think
This is a doctor thread now
>>34133915Schizophrenia
>>34133945See>>34133947And keep seething. >>34133948Haha, did you cure it?
>>34133938I'm sorry, that sucks ): hang in there anonYou can talk to us itt if you likeTtyl
>>34133922Because the media zoomers consume is all black people, their favourite pornstars(Jason Luv, Mandingo) are black, favourite actors (Will Smith, Kevin Hart) are black, favourite artists (Drake, The Weeknd), athletes (Lebron James, Usain Bolt) are all black. So they want to be 'cool' and sound like them.
>>34133944Some what I was very strict about my probiotics and still felt the medication fucked me up
>>34133953American (and therefore world's) culture is centered around you know what
>>34133936Pretty odd since wellbutrin is well known to be one of the few antidepressants that don't affect weight and often even has a weight loss effect.
>>34133922>>34133953>BBC and naming straight up porn actors out of nowhere>BUT NO YOU'RE THE ONE OBSESSED WITH BIBISI!!!
>>34133951 What could I possibly be seething about, the conversation you want to have is boring. You don't even know what my opinion is.>>34133952>hang in thereOh I'll hang one way or another>>34133958Wellbutrin is Bupropion right? All I know is I gained 40 pounds and they had me stop taking it because of high blood pressure.
Women, would you allow your husband to prostitute himself to pay the bills? You would be allowed to vet his clients, it would happen about once a week, but the neighborhood will know.If these terms are unacceptable, what would change that?
The first thing that immediately comes to my mind when I read BBC is British broadcasting channel.
>>34133957I have so much fatigue that I turn off any TV show or movie that has them. They are sneaky about it too and the trailer could have 0 of them and then when you start watching the actual thing, they always pop up out of nowhere.
>>34133965nobody pays to fuck a man
>>34133969Ever seen midnight cowboy?
>>34133970gay people don't have money anymore in 2026
>>34133967Same here because i'm not american
>>34133915F. Hormonal bc made me feel lethargic and nauseous.
>>34133915MZoloft. It made me feel like a joyless, apathetic zombie.I’ve since made amends with them, but it really wasn’t cool of my parents to give me such a lame childhood and then throw pills at me for rightfully being a little low energy and reticent to hang out with them.
>>34133915>What’s the worst medication you’ve ever taken? What happened?FProbably Lexapro. It didn't help my mood at all, my appetite tanked, my body held a ton of fluid, and I couldn't cum no matter how hard I tried.>Or worst health issue you’ve ever had?I had to have my appendix removed, but kidney stones were more painful. I also had tuberculosis as a kid and my parents wouldn't take me to the doctor/hospital even after I started coughing up blood. I legit almost died.
I'm fat but my calves look like this. They're so disproportionate to my thighs all because I have autism and like tiptoeing and still walk around somewhat.
>>34133967Same here, and I’m American.
Genders, Who do you think was in the wrong here?
Woke up this morning and had the sudden realization that I want to sell my car and buy a different one.Women, what should I buy? I think I want an old BMW or a Mercedes.
>>34133979The question you ask is charecterized by it's covert nature
>>34133979fvalid crashout
>>34133979MShe is, assuming this even actually happened.
>>34133981which ones tho? could be aesthetic
Do you think Padme would succumb to the powers of Emperor Plapatine?
>>34133979>even 4/10s cheatSo much for the "just lower your standards" advice
>>34133987Different nigga here, bmw stopped making beautiful cars in the 90s
>>34133979Understandable. I'd go home too after finding out that the 3/10 woman I worked hard to marry was also a cheater like the rest.>the unmarried part of my lifelol
>Start dating a girl>Haven’t had sex with her yet>Go home and jerk off to the thought of her>get text message on phone, while jerking to her pics>"I don’t think you’re attracted to me, I’m a save you the trouble and put an end to this">I text back right away "I was just jerking off to you!">*Blocked>FML
>>34133979forehead too big, guilty
>>34133993thats why anon said old you illiterate niggha
>>34133996men are into women but women aren't into men
>>34133998You buying a car made in the 80s or 90s?
>>34133987I used to drive a 91 Mercedes 530sel, and I drove an 04 C230 Kompressor at one point too. Loved both of those; kinda miss em.I liked my dad’s 91 BMW 535i too, but my favorite of theirs are the 70s 2000tis.I’m bored with my VW Passat.
>>34133996you can't possibly be this autistic
>>34133996That's what happens when you don't make things happen in real life, but only in your imagination.
>>34134002*560sel, whoops
>>34134001I'm not buying shit, anon is and yeah, why not? they are often much better quality than the new stuff
>>34133979This girl makes ragebait videos exclusively you guys are so dumb
>>34134005*and 2002tis I need to drink my coffee before I keep posting stupid shit
Do you ever think it's kind of fucked up that hairstylists, masseuses, and sex workers all have the exact same skill sets as torturers?
I was just at the eye doctor but forgot to ask him if my meibomian glands are okay, he wouldve told me if he noticed a problem, right? Or was he just worried about vision?
Do you want to go back to America? Or is that not enough for you? Too many people in Santa Monica aren't like those in Germany. They expose their bare toes. That is because they want people to masturbate. They have received tickles on their taint. A sickly, itchy taint in Czechia, isn't that right? You have crabs on your pubic hair.
>>34134001I think I am if I can find one with a reasonable amount of miles on it in good shape
>>34134002depends on what vibe you want to go for but I'd say both the 91s are the sexiest
Fat girls have caved in smelly swamp pussy
>>34134006Yeah, i guess. This thing looks pretty cool.
>>34133979Mshe killed their relationship. trust is hard to build and easy to keep.
>>34134011US?if yes then there's a very high chance that that's a No, the doctor's genuinely do not give a fuck about you, doubly so if you're a woman.
>>34134011You have too much dried, stinky semen stuck in your eyes from serving as the centerpiece at bukkake parties. You are human furniture for the jizz of many men.
>>34134010how so?
>>34134014Isn't reasonable amount of miles like a million for an old car like that?
Once I have a driver's license, how cost-effective would be living in a car or RV camper?
>>34134018it does, and sturdy and high quality too
You now remember Swamp Girl femanon
if you're not a virgin you might as well be a used condom (this applies to manwhores too)
>>34134027I now remember Bimbo giving me permission to save her pics and to get off to them.
Oh shit my niece just came over to get her glasses while I was drunk as hell lolI made her a tea tho and we had a chill chatBit awkward tho fml
>>34134025not because it's illegal to put it anywhere really
>>34134029I have been jerked off by many men while I was down bad and feminine attention was lacking. Homosexual group gooning was the next best option.
>>34134035
>>34134035anon...why? just jerk off yourself
>>34134031The god of drunkedness is very sociable. You should have gotten her drunk too so the chat flows better.
>>34133915Antibiotics are actually the worst. Hate that shit to death. And I've deleted a portion of my memory on oxy after the only surgery I ever had.
>>34134027yeah I do
>>34133996RIP, sounds like she has self-esteem issues I mean your response was a bit cray but yeah she prolly was already crashing out>>34133979M, def husbando, what an overreacc jfc>>34134011Probs would've told you but you can always call the place to pass on a message to the doc and get confirmation I was a medical receptionist for years and all the time people would call up like "oh I forgot to ask xyz" and most of the time I could get the message to the doctors and then get back to them
Women, would you consider yourself a liberal, left or otherwise generally unspecified but progressive and standing for social justice?What if your husband stays he can't in good conscious support the diamond industry when they exploiting black people in africa and instead offer to buy you a Lab Grown Diamond or Moissanite, would you say yes?or do you want that blood diamond or no wedding.
>>34134037>>34134038You're responding to a spammer.
>>34134032There's endless space everywhere unless you live in a city-state like singapore.>>34134041Get fat removal surgery
>>34133961Nobody cares for the millionth time. Be better or die off quicker.
>>34134044>stays*says
>>34134044>consciousgod damn, I really should've ran this through something firstConscience
>>34134040>The god of drunkedness is very sociableMaybe he is but I'm not lol, I just get more introvertedAnyway she literally just came to get her glasses but we had a good chat and cup of tea and she's doing goodJust like... drunk in the middle of the day on a Wednesday while her dad's out at work... not a good look for me lol>gotten her drunk tooBruh it's a Wednesday
>>34134047*removes your post surgically*
>>34134035See. You are the reason I now think anime just gender swaps for making yuri.Anytime I drink with single friends it is very gay.
>>34133240People don't realize that modern feminism is nothing more than a political tacticThat's why they're always demonizing incels: they always have to hype up the potential danger from these men in order to keep up enthusiasm for leftist policesThe biggest demographic for leftist voters is single women
>>34134047>endless space that doesn't prevent the government from making laws so they can fine you to make more money
>>34134051>Bruh it's a WednesdayIt is? Interesting.
>>34132350btw I never replied but this is one of the funniest posts I've seen herehttps://voca.ro/157ajrUNDj78
>>34134044I'll take a labgrown shiny rock, I mean, if it's cheaper, it gets to be bigger too, yeah?
>>34134023I’ll be happy if I can find one under maybe 180k methinksI’ve found a surprising amount that don’t even have 80k though
>>34134055They won't find you if you find a good spot. It doesn't have to be inside a city.>>34134057Die, nerd
>>34134056I mean I think it is, idk what day of the week it is Anyway need to get more beers before my roommatw gets home
>>34134059I looked up old mercedes cars too and i have to say that the bmws look better.The argument for mercedes is that it is more classy, bmw is more ni**erish.
>>34134016That 560sel was the shit… I miss it all the time.Thank you for your feedback and confirming my suspicions. I miss driving a beautiful car
God fucking damn it
How I be moving at the function
>>34134044I genuinely don't want a diamond. That's boring shit. I want a sapphire. So I can flick my uncle off with his tester.
>>34134060>Die, nerdIs that a euphemism for something
>>34134063you know you drive the right car when you look back whenever you get out of it
>>34134025Heavily dependent on locationAnd whether or not it's "stealth" so you can get away with parking it on residential streets.You can't sleep in the same planet fitness parking lot forever.
I go to so many doctors and they do these tests and say I’m fine but I don’t feel fine
>>34134065yeah, we all know the big dick walk
>>34134067Yes, by die i mean i want you to die. By nerd i mean you are nerdy, embarrasing and a loser.
>>34134065men with big cocks are very uncoordinated when they walk
>>34134044I want a peridot but they're not hard enough for ringsDiamonds are a scam
>>34134071you need a psychiatrist not a GP
>>34134071They say you're alive, not fine. There could be a knot in your intestine hidden in the middle of them and they wouldn't know unless they put a camera waaaaay up your ass.
>>34134066Why would anyone spend that much on a single mother?
>>34134044you're being very cringe anon
>>34134086Just pick the rock, Anon
>>34134044diamonds look like shit in general. They're cool rocks but aesthetically they are only valued because of their price. There are far more pretty gemstones.
>>34134083It's an obese single mom in her 40s, anon.
>>34134076I think that's mostly just the scoliosis for me.
>>34134083I'll buy it myself since men are so broke and gay.
>>34134087honestly at this point, just give me the damn blood diamonds, if I have to suffer a marriage, everyone deserves to suffer
>>34134091Nobody mentioned you, creep.
>>34134093Racist, but i like that
>>34134092why are you making me look at this gay shit?
>>34134089Here you go since you need to masterbate every second of the day.
>>34134075Tell me something I don't know g, also rude>>34134071In which ways do you not feel OK? It's good that you're trying to get help anyway, as painstaking as it can be>>34134099>masterbateThe master baiter
>>34134096One for you too, faggot. Enjoy~
>>34134093why not just not get married then...?
>>34134095ideally it would be some ancient ring that was looted during a war, the more people died because of it, the better
Shut the fuck up, bitch.*plap plap plap*
I still can’t believe how well received this movie was. It was like mass psychosis.I was shocked to find out that people actually liked this, and I was like, what the fuck?
>>34134106I have no plans to, but this is a hypothetical, and if for some demonic reason I would be forced to get married, I would want the stone to be as cursed as possible
need to be leashed and pegged by BVthat would sort me out i just know it.
>>34134112I thought it was alright. Even got a laugh out of me once, I think.
>>34134112never heard of this
>>34134112Looks like a normie slop hollywood film with normie actors, ofc it was popular
>>34134118You should watch it, it's one of those movies that automatically makes you think less of everyone who liked it.
>>34133905Oh congratulations with that :)I’m retarded tho are you F or M
>>34134075You're right though I am a loserI wanted to be more productive today, instead I got trashed and wasted half the day
>>34134121I already do when looking at the pic so I think I'm good
>>34133916Just to clarify >>34133911 is not me, I’m the original one who responded to you, you’re just my type ^_^
>>34134104Just curious what level offense you took to that phrase (as spoken by someone pro lgbtq+, into yuri and supportive of those repressed). Don't let the little things bother you, replace all and any 'slur' with the word 'splooge' and now you have a new slur to cover how you feel about any niche douchebag. Focus on the covey of emotion and interpreation and not the actual word.
You don’t scare me!!!!! I’m very brave and strong
I have... the one and only... 24 Carat gold... Labu~bu~
I need a hug lol that’s so embarrassing why doesnt anyone want to hug me they always give me the awkward tap when I go full force
>>34134139BOO!!!
>>34134125Bojack is a good show, but it's about fame hungry types. I can't really relate to that. I want to be rich, not famous.
I hate seeing a computer everyday maybe I should get a job as an arborist
>>34133979MDon't get it.Why is this bad all she said was "Goodbye?" It could have been goodbye forever I found someone new for sure asshole, or something like that. What exactly did she do wrong?
I did a good job prepping for D&D last night and on top of that my life is going very well actually. Things are stable and building gradually, life is hopeful. I know where I'm going and I think I'm proud of how I act and the direction I've chosen.
>>34134149Is that where you do stuff high from the ground? That shit pays well.
What do men who marry a small boob woman do? Do they go their entire lives never playing with big boobs ever again?
>>34134142I would hug you if given the opportunity probably
>>34134154What do women who marry small dicked men do? Never orgasm again?
>>34134154Women tend to grow wider with time, the boobs grow too (hopefully)
>>34134149I keep naively assume that I'll have a great time as a remove ranger or winter patrol.but I have Nothing to back that up since I've never even really camped in the wilderness before.
>>34134158remote ranger
Proposal: Anyone who uses the "like" button in outlook gets sent to a labor camp to die.
>>34134154Shove my tongue in her asshole every morning faggot, titfucks are mid anyway. (Yes they are because I've had em, you haven't)
>>34134147Very real and relatable, I hope you get well off and can escape society and just do your own thingI should rewatch, I watched it years ago because my best friend said Bojack reminded them of me a lot, it was a very uncomfortable watch kek
>>34133227State genderIs having a racial preference racist or not?
>>34134134I didn't take offence, I just know that it worked.
>>34134166Depends.It's not racist to like a skin color, it is racist to like a race.
>>34134166MRacial preference is racist, racism is good
>>34134166MI don't think so.
>>34134112They just liked pretty men doing nerdy stuff. Including joe keery. And brown naughty woman to jerk off with.
Women, is this true?
>>34134154I imagine men who marry into the itty bitty titty committee understand pretty well what they're getting into.They may even, and I know this is hard to believe, have a preference for small boobs.
>>34134122thanks!>I’m retarded tho are you F or MM>>34134130really? heh I'm flattered
>>34134154Yeah, they get to play with superior small boobs instead.
>>34134154we play with their nipples
>>34134166MI personally cannot imagine having a genuinely merely aesthetic racial preference. If I were to have a racial preference it would have to be informed by some racist feeling. And my experience of the world is the only one which matters so yes, it must be racist.
Go, Johnny, go, go!Johnny B. Goode
>>34134166MIt depends on the reasoning. If it's rooted in stereotypes, yes. If you just find the race aesthetically appealing, no.
>>34134166FProbably but don’t care
>>34134164In terms of feeling, boobjobs are the closest thing to fucking a pussy.
>>34134166No. And any insistance to the contrary is legitimately deranged.
>>34134173my gf has small boobs which is not at all my preference, but it’s ok because I love and adore many other aspects of her
>>34134166fyes it is racist and it's ok that it is
>>34134184Who do you have a preference for?
>>34134172>Instruction manualsWhat the fuck does this even mean, 90% of those books appeal to women with a rape fetish, are they saying I should become a rapist?WHY IS EVERY MAN AND WOMAN TELLING ME TO BE A RAPIST.
>>34134190Plap
>>34134134And also, showing """"straight"""" men pictures of MLM is the equivalent of gore posting according to them. (Yes there's a study somewhere out there that men reacted more favorably to gore pictures over being forced to watch gay sex)
>>34133979>Genders, Who do you think was in the wrong here?FShe was. Why is she texting this nigga, presumably, years later? She should have had closure before ever getting with this guy.
>>34134172would give me the ick but might work on booktok girlies if thats your target audience
>>34134190>>34134184Which racial preference do you have?
>>34134194you better not be brown>>34134198white
>>34134189This, also.
>>34134198Black men
>>34134201why?
>>34134186I’ve only ever tried titfucking once, but it was an awkward position and just felt like humping any other piece of external skin (used lube ofc). I’ve had better experiences with sitting in a chair naked, hugging my naked kneeling gf tight, and gyrating against her tummy to completion once her jaw got sore
>>34134205dystopian
>>34134160you just put my neck in a guilletine?
>>34134199are you white (and how white)
>>34134192White
>>34134208yeah, as white as it gets
>>34134166F. By definition, yes. But making it less about implications related to race and more about the consistent, phenotypical aspects you like or dislike makes it less bad.
Most anons here are not even women, but imma ask anyway in case there's a female here. From a purely objective point of view, what makes a man "high in value"?
>>34134195Clockkkkkk it
>>34134213- low to no body count- passionate or hard worker- skilled at something- loyal- doting partner
>>34134215This is advanced wars: destroy the patriarchy.If your man does evil shit that sounds even like a hint of woman hating, start giving his electronics gay porn and make it unbearable, juicy, loud, and romantic.
>>34134213do we really have to have this trite conversation again? >good genes (attractive and genetic health) >good social network, which includes a healthy and supportive family and a solid group of friends as well as valuable connections >strong character >promising career>common sense and intact survival instincts, actually intact all instincts >capable of being skilled in things that actually matter given the circumstances >sane and intelligent
>>34134199Well done. You passed.>>34134201Race?
Watching an old review of a BMW and the reviewer just called it "a harmonious work of Teutonic sculpture"No question for the opposite gender, sorry
And i never even told you how much i really liked you oh and i meant to
I am a white man with a preference for non-white women and I won't apologize for it
Why don't lonely single femanons just date fat and balding guys? Do they hate themselves?
>>34134222yes, thats the one you should get
>>34134223>>34134224>>34134225>three of the most obnoxious spam posters in a row grim
I'm gonna have nightmares abt spiky stars bros>>34134166M, no lol Depends on the reasons therefor ofc, but in and of itself purely aesthetic prefs don't indicate racism>>34134217Yahoo I got all of these :D>>34134220Oh shit I got none of these ;_;
>>34134230>qt surprised he doesn't qualify as high value you must be very drunk
>>34134229I'm about to kill myself anyway.Salutations.
>>34134233safe passage
>>34134232I am trashed but that's besides the pointAlso when did I say I was surprised
>>34134213Doesn't watch porn.Only jerks off to realistic sexual imagination.Doing something he loves as a hobby or a job.Moderately successful in going off grid or capable incase of emergency.Gentle to animals.Prays over his food.Values women's labor equitably.Is not self mutilating.
>>34134236oh shit is commonly used as an expression of surprise
>>34134237>Doesn't watch pornThis just implies you don't respect his physical needs
>>34134237ironic
>>34134237>Prays over his food.Wtf since when were you religious What would le God think about your polyamorous stoner lifestyle
>>34134242christians always just pick and chose what serves them
>>34134239It was for the meme bro Do you really think I'm unawares of my loserdom >>34134244Lily Phillips ahh moment
>>34134229How am I a spammer ? The smiths spammer?
>>34134220so its all genetics for both men and women, got it. based
>>34134247the random lyrics spammer
>>34134242I don't follow any specific books or gods. I do what I want. But this is part of that "you are what you eat".
>>34134249pretty much, yeahyou just have to stay in your league but most people have a very very hard time accepting their own league and will forever try to date up, which creates nothing but issues
>>34134213Purely objective? I guess a functioning dick and nothing else. But there's a ton of subjective things piled on top of that.
>>34134240>physical needsIf he doesn't respect physical beings he should submit an application for the 2026 bme olympics.
>>34134233>kill myself2 more weeks
>>34134250That’s a lot of different people, I personally only know like 5 songs
>>34134251>I don't follow any specific books or gods. I do what I wantYou're not very christian then are you mate>But this is part of that "you are what you eat".Did you eat a hippo then jkss
>>34134220define genetic health?
>>34134229plap
>>34134258>You're not very christian then are you mateNever was.
>be female>wake up with boobs>do nothing with them???
>>34134166Yes and being racist is entirely reasonable in most cases. Not necessarily good, but totally defensible.
>>34134259why would that need definition? it means everything in, on and about your body developed and works as intended in an optimal fashion
>>34134263You put them in a bra and go*bounce bounce bounce*And try not to trip while looking down and at your feet.
>>34134237>talks about being willing to peg men and posts her tits for strangers>"prays over food"Don't pretend to be religiously minded, you degenerate harlot.
>>34134222Teutonic!!!
>>34134262ROFLACGUUU>>34134264>tfw 4chan captcha "choose the one that's not like the others"AUSLANDER RAUS
>>34134263I scrub them in the shower, stuff them into a bra and forget about them until I have to use the stairsWhat else do you expect me to do?
>>34134270>until I have to use the stairsDo they actually go like boingg boinggg
>>34134174You’re welcome ^__^
>>34134271Yes, I can confirm there is boinging, even in a bra. Though from my POV it feels more like they're being yanked downwards repeatedly.
Women should be considered underage until they are 23 years old
The new captcha is actually hard
Am I pretty
>>34134251What’s the point of praying over your food to no specific god in particular? What kind of prayer do you say?
>>34134276the star one pisses me off because you have to actually look at each of the stars and all this three times fuck hiro for real
>>34134267I am a harbinger of chaos.
>>34134274Most people never grow up, even if their brain stops developing, which is why 18 is the legal limit as that's the time most people stop biologically developing.
>>34134273>there is boinging, even in a brathen what's the point of bras? women, explain??
>>3413427422 and 12 is ok then
>>34134276>>34134281I hope Hiro keeps putting harder and harder iq test questions as captchas to keep filtering you retards. Maybe then post quality can improve.
>>34134278You are Anonymous. I can't answer this
>>34134278If your insta has fewer than a hundred million views, you are not
>>34134276once you only have to do 2 instead of 3 it’s pretty easyfaster than typing out letters/numbers for sure
Could women date a landlord? Not their landlord, to be clear, just a guy who owns property and rents it out.Am I evil for doing this? Teenage me would have thought so.
>>34133227State genderWhat are your thoughts on hyperfeminine aesthetic?
>>34134278You're pretty good at posting questions I don't know the answer to!
>>34134284Bras stop sagging down, but not bouncing up (and falling back to their original location). As wonderful as boobs are, they are still subject to gravity.
>>34134281Yeah, they now updated it to some 1 star 4 spikes shit and it took me some time to figure it out>>34134286That's not how it works, 4chan will die
>>34134280You say it in your head so the food is hopefully nice. Positive affirmation in general.
>>34134291Sure, but it's a really bad idea for the tenant. Paying for rent in sex is just asking for a lawsuit.
>>34134291Is it immoral? Maybe, but it's not like you're doing any worse than the system in existence does already, you aren't making a dent in things.By this virtue however, I would imagine the women who would be into that would be... terrible.
>>34133254Use mens minoxidil with a mini micro derma roller, be careful. Also make sure you're not overly stressing/stressed.
>>34134286I can solve them, they aren't hard, just extremely annoying
>>34134291>Am I evil for doing thisThat's between you and Satan but yes, demanding money for basic human necessities like shelter is objectively evil
>>34134291sure, life has never been fair in all of human history and cucking yourself financially for good boy points is very slavish
>>34133395>Just saw a clip of a businesswoman who said she fired a couple of her employees cause they were having an affair (they both had partners at home)>The other guy argued that people's personal lives is not his business and unrelated to work>What's your POV, I'm on the woman's side desu, wouldn't want untrustworthy/morally bankrupt people like that working under meI agree with you but she's probably gonna get sued for doing that
>>34134284>>34134295>bras could keep boobs completely immobile, but then we wouldn't be able to look at cleavageI've never felt this conflicted in my life
>>34134256Why counting down?
>>34134262I did a brainrotted braille version of ur pic for the soft of hearing https://voca.ro/19aCAOYk4XGB>>34134273>it feels more like they're being yanked downwards repeatedlyDo you think a perverted ghost is pulling the strings>>34134276Ngl skill issue are u dumb>>34134282I imagine you more like rouge desu>>34134293M, what does this even meanKinda cringe if a tranner is trying to be a perverted caricature of a woman else just express yourself how you want in your style
>>34134298Your spiritual life is very shallow
>>34133694>I used to be a /fit/chad but now my gf literally admitted she's trying to get me fat and ugly so no other woman will want me.Just don't over eat and walk around for 20 minutes after eating
>>34133395Perfectly legal, as long as you claim the reason is that it's a conflict of interest and interferes with their work.
>>34134305>she's probably gonna get suedMaybe but apparently she owns a 9 fig company so I'm sure she has good lawyers lolBased move desu but yeah probably too cutthroat for smaller business owners
>>34134306That's a binder, anon.
>>34134303How so? St. Thomas Aquinas said that renting isn't evil.I'm not a landlord yet, but I don't imagine I'll be a very cruel one. I've been a tenant of landlords for my entire adult life until just recently and understand how shitty it is to get the landlord special and half-assed repairs on things.
>>34134166>State gender>Is having a racial preference racist or not?Probably not
>>34134308>Do you think a perverted ghost is pulling the stringsIt feels like God is laughing at me with each and every tug ._.Why didn't he give these things to somebody who knows how to use them??
>>34134291Are you an evil landlord?
>>34134316>Why didn't he give these things to somebody who knows how to use themMaybe you should undergo some karate kid training...
>>34134166Not if you don't tell anyone about it.
>>34134314>the guy that said slavery is ok also said being a landlord is ok, so it must be ok ok
>>34134317I'm not a landlord yet, but I think I could be a good landlord. I don't like the idea of being an evil landlord and doubt any additional money to be made being an evil landlord would be worth it.
>>34133979>Genders, Who do you think was in the wrong here?Her for staying in contact with an ex and also him for not telling her to block him or delete him(the ex). He should just divorce her at that point.
>>34134309If you had my life, you would be too.>>34134308>I imagine you more like rouge desuBut she doesn't have a chaoshape.
>>34134322So why are you worried? Extra money is extra money, it’s not like you’re a massive housing complex landlord.
>>34134293FLike... wearing a lot of pink? I'm not white enough for Umbridgemaxxing unfortunately
Women, would you date a man who watches ASMR? Would you be okay with your boyfriend watching it?
>>34134313Do women ever wear those, or only FTMs?
>>34134334Sure, but I'd prefer audio-only. I'm not sure why ASMR needs to have boobies alongside it as a visual.>>34134336They're pretty essential for anyone serious about women's sports.
>>34134330I'm just curious what other people might think of me for doing it.That's true; I only own one house, my own. Ironically, I'll be a tenant to another landlord after I move out of it.I'm going to get it assessed and get a home equity line of credit, and hopefully rent payments should be enough to cover my balance on that credit line going forward.
>>34134326>she doesn't have a chaoshapeShe does have chaos hoped tiddies tho>>34134332Umbridgemaxx regardless, piss off JK Racist
>>34134334no that shits uber cringe
girls, thoughts on a guy that meets all your marks well (good looking, kind, intelligent, funny, charitable to you and other people, etc) but in exchange is unbelievably cynical about people and institutions enough that you'd probably avoid conversations about it? is that trade-off worth it?
>>34134336I wear them when I cosplay sometimes.
>>34134340>I'm just curious what other people might think of me for doing it.It's pretty much universally seen as a scummy and corrupt thing to do.
>>34134334also, wtf kind of pedo content are you consuming kys and make haste
>>34134343I doubt he could be more cynical than me so it shouldn't be an issue
>>34134339>Sure, but I'd prefer audio-only. I'm not sure why ASMR needs to have boobies alongside it as a visualBoobs are relaxing?I've clicked off asmr videos because the girl doing it was fat. I guess you feel more relaxed when it's someone you find attractive whispering in your ear. It is quite intimate, even when it's not sexual (at least explicitly).
Autistics, what kinda stuff do you like eating?
>>34133227How do I tell if a woman is a lesbian or if a man is gay? Please help my gaydar sucks.
>>34134343If he has those kinds of views, I don't think he's actually very kind or funny. Being with a bitter, hateful person like that would be too draining to enjoy.
>>34134351Pasta
>>34134353MI agree. Those kinds of people are usually pretty stupid in my experience as well.
Are mukbang videos still a thing?
Heterosexuals of both genders ITT, could you date someone bisexual or attracted to members of the opposite sex?This has nothing to do with whether they'd cheat or anything adjacent to it. As long as you're together, they are 100% monogamous and faithful to you in this scenario.
>>34134358f, sure
>>34134350I guess so. As long as he isn't literally jerking off to it, then I guess ASMR is fine. Though it would still be weird if he exclusively watches girls of a different race or something. I'd start to doubt he actually likes me.
>>34134358Yeah my ex was bi.
>>34134347It's an innocent video! It's not at all sexual! ASMR is relaxing. You are being a weirdo creep, anon.
>>34134314If the catholic church gives the green light to anything, chances are that it is utterly abhorrent and dehumanizing
>>34134339Sexually provocative visuals are relaxing to some men. I dont beat off or get the urge to it's just mentally soothing when a pretty lady is the one doing it. It feels intimate and makes me feel less alone.
>>34134360>Though it would still be weird if he exclusively watches girls of a different race or something. I'd start to doubt he actually likes me.What if he exclusively watches male ASMR creators lol
>>34134362plap plap plap
>>34134362you're the horse girl fag, aren't you?
Today I was thinking for a whole day.In 2025, my friend gifted me a hentai metroidvania game. It was alright, but boring, and I didn't masturbate to it.A few days ago I found a futa and femboy game on Steam. I bought it almost instantly and masturbated so hard. But then there was a straight sex scene and I'm like, yeah, whatever. And suddenly it made me think.What are the chances I'm gay?
>>34134358MI've done it a couple of times but can't say I'd ever like to do it again.I don't trust them to actually be happy with a monogamous relationship despite what they say.
>>34134357Yes, and they've also specialized into close-up views of women eating, like zoomed in to their mouth and in slow motion, which I can only assume is a fetish thing.>>34134358F, sure, why not? Especially if I had a guarantee of no cheating. We could bond over hot men together. Lol
>>34134369In the pejorative sense, absolutely.In the sense that you're a homosexual, maybe.
>>34134339>They're pretty essential for anyone serious about women's sportsI remember my classmate running across the pitch and the up and down bounce of her tits
Females, would you date a Gamma Male?
>>34134365Fair enough. Attractive people are nice to look at, that's a simple truth. Although I'd feel bad if my boyfriend watched it to feel less alone. That would mean I'm failing as a girlfriend :(>>34134366Then I'd worry he didn't like me for a different reason!!
There is a solution to the whore daughter problem.
>>34134369the fact you have ((friends)) that gift you gooner content is already all the evidence you need to self diagnose with homosexuality
>>34133915mone time as a kid i had gotten really sick with a cold, and my mom had given me some kind if cough suppressant but it was either too high a dose or i was just sensitive to it but it REALLY fucked with my mind, like made my thoughts and movements feel sluggish, and i was beyond pissed about it. mind was only refuge i had in a shitty home environment, so it was extremely stressful. worst health issue was probably having meningitis, an extremely painful and unpleasant experience. like the world's worst migraine alongside an extremely aching back, only way to exist without pain is lights off, head under blankets, not moving an inch
>>34134371Ew... mukbang videos didn't used to be sexualized, right?
>>34134374rather not to be honest
>>34134369>hentai metroidvania game...which game? Asking for a friend.>>34134373It's a very weird thought that my adult male former classmates are out there, getting off to memories of me back when I was too stubborn to wear a bra :/
>>34134362>that physiqueGood lord I would be such a pathetic simp for hershe needs to be sculpted
>>34134339>They're pretty essential for anyone serious about women's sports.Binders? That seems unhealthy, don't you mean sports bras?
>>34134376holy pedo
>>34134375Oh I agree I would never watch this shit while romantically involved with someone, that is a different issue.
>>34134379I always thought they were just fun hangout simulators, but given the sexual comments they attracted, I'm not so sure.
>>34134377I'm like a gamer whore. I really like co-op games and cooperating with other people, so I'm in a lot of gamer discords asking people to play with me. That's how I've made many friends that I play with constantly.>>34134381>which game? Asking for a friendflipwitch
>>34133227I don't relate to decenter men content cuz I've never centered men in the first place.
I hang out with this chick a lot and there have been so many times where we’ll just be staring into each other’s eyes during a break in the conversation, is she waiting for me to try to kiss her or are we both just autistic?
>>34134362This is peak female form if the tits are slightly bigger. It's already 10/10 as it is.
>>34134388I still don't know what any of that means.
>>34134232https://voca.ro/12wpTNdGwXJT>>34134357I hope not, what a waste of food>>34134369You need a job mate>>34134374Gammas do have high penetrative power ;P albeit ultimately ineffective D:
>>34134386This is why women have resorted to blurring out their feet in videos.
>>34134380Why not? I look like this btw
>>34134387>I really like co-op games and cooperating with other peopleyou're a non-gamer polluting the hobby because it was the lowest hanging fruit
>>34134389Ask her do you want to... and see what she wants. Kiss, sex or whatever.
>>34134375If I had a girlfriend I would make her whisper in my ear and brush my hair and kiss me
>>34134387>flipwitchHoly based, the art in this game is awesome>>34134389Just ask her out brev
>>34134383I was thinking of short, intense things like a 100m dash. For extended activities like a basketball game, sports bras are definitely better.
>>34134396List your five favorite video games, you pretentious faggot.
>>34134387>gamer whore yeah, and also a whore in general because nobody would gift someone else a gooner game without having gooner history with them
>>34134344Is this just for crossplay? Or also for female characters with a smaller bust?
>>34134398Holy shit this webm perfectly captures what the ideal life would be.
>>34134384It's called being a good father.
>>34134396>REAL gamers are miserable introverts who exclusively play single-player games!Thank you for my first kek of the day, anon
>>34134395based it true >why not I can't handle the sheer swag
>>34134407Bro she's strangling him to death D:
>>34134405I've done it for female characters with a smaller bust as well. I'm a stickler for being on model I guess.
>>34134408it's called being a low IQ nigger that can't even use google
>>34134399>Holy based, the art in this game is awesomeThe one I'm playing now is FEMBOY FUTA HOUSE
>>34134411True. The aura-loss of a swag-gap relationship is crazy
>>34134410>REAL gamers are miserable introverts who exclusively play single-player games!Nta but he has a point Muh co-op fags gtfo
>>34134349assume he could probably give you a run for your money, battle of the cynicisms sounds pretty funny though>>34134353>>34134356you two don't sound very good at separating concerns or paying attention to things around you>>34134358depends on how much they lean into bisexuality as an identity, don't find sexuality a very meaningful concept whatsoever which would be a problem if their identity is deeply rooted in it
>>34134412I WANT WOMEN TO STRANGLE ME FAGGOTSorry I'm just... very tired... of not having a woman to strangle me
>>34134413Attention to detail is good, I was just curious since that's not a factor for me. I wonder if cosplaying characters with a larger or smaller bust is more difficult for women?
>>34134346A opposed to what? Selling it and getting scammed out of that money?
>>34134421NTA but bigger is definitely harder, if only for the psychic damage of stuffing your bra to be more accurate ._.
I'm horny!
>>34134421There's a bunch of tricks you can do to make your boobs appear bigger. It's even easier if no cleavage is required.
>>34134417maybe he could teach me how to auramaxx
>>34134232My roommates could get home any second but gimme a song to karaoke
>>34134423You don't have to "stuff your bra" unless it's a super lewd cosplay, anon. I've worn a breastplate with built-in booba so my own size was irrelevant.
>>34134424I’m not
>>34134291I am a man, and I can't imagine any woman actually having an issue with you being a landlord. They might use it as an excuse not to date you. Or to shit talk you after breaking up. But I highly doubt that anyone cares.
>>34134429https://youtu.be/gtPfrhVtZZo
>>34134418Fake video games according to this line of thought:>Final Fight>House of the Dead>Left 4 Dead>Gauntlet>Zombies Ate My Neighbors>Contra>Kirby Super StarI could go on
>>34134424i have to take a massive poop soon. like i know as soon as i get to the toilet it's gonna be stomach cramps and motor oil
>>34134437I love all these games ngl
>>34134424I'm eating pretzels.
>>34134431>breastplate with built-in boobawould it be weird if I wore that under another top just for everyday use
>>34134442Because they wouldn't move or change shape at all, yeh.
>>34134439Then you're also a co-op fag my friend
>>34134424I'm so hungry that I'm literally trembling and sweatingMaybe I have diabetes and don't know it
>>34134418Metal slug was sick, I played it with so many people on my playstation. Sadly, not many people want to play it now because they don't know how good this shit is.
Stayed with bf in a rental apartment for the holidays. He was staying there for a few months because he met the owners, move out was today. He is mad at me for not being a maid. Background: He says he is friends with these people and had dinner with them a few times. They offered it for free but he chose to pay anyway. He paid monthly rent, no contract, and there is a cleaner coming. They even said they might kick him out on December 24th if someone else books it for more money, even though he is paying, and even though they are "friends". To me that is not friendship at all. He's such a pushover though that he is mad at me for not deepcleaning the apartment, doing dishes and laundry, despite it not being our home but a vacation rental (I was there less than 2 weeks), despite his money going towards cleaners who will clean it anyway, despite the fact they were willing to throw him out last minute for more money, he is mad at me and insists they are friends and went over there to clean.I honestly feel like I am over it. He's such a pushover, weak easily influenced and easy manipulated person. He thinks I am disappointing for not being a maid service. I literally cleaned the entire place every single fucking day I stayed there and cooked most of the meals. I don't think I even want advice here I'm just annoyed, a guy is gonna be mad for not cleaning a place he paid to be cleaned because he thinks the landlords are his friends. It feels like a slap in the face as I have actually been there for him through his father's death, to help him move, to listen to all his woes and encourage him and he is quite poor. But he values me less than literally everyone else he calls friends but has to pay. I think I'm just done.
>>34134445nobody will ever touch them so it would be harder to detect :c
>>34134442it'd be far weirder to see someone so blatantly insecure about themselves imo. if i saw someone like that, it'd make me feel a bit sad for them.
>>34134446nta I HATE how elitist some vidya fans can be. What do you play?
>>34134449not bad bait, I give it 4/10
>>34134449You appear to be dating a manchild who expects you to be his mommy and clean up all his messes. Many such cases, unfortunately. It sounds like you've put a huge amount of emotional investment into this relationship, but he just views you as a useful thing to have around. I'd be so embarrassed if my bf acted like this :/
>>34134449I will never read something this long. Why did you write a whole book in your post?
>>34134453being pitied is better than being ignored
>>34134371>wants to date WOMEN>guarantee of no cheatingLMAO
>>34134457it's AI >>34134456pic rel
>>34134454nta bet it's some Dark Souls game where anon thinks a game has to be stupidly challanging to be good.
>>34134263the first thing I do is clean off cat hair and look for any claw marks on my boobs#justcatownerthings
>>34134420me too friend. me too.we will find them eventually, wagmi
>>34134263>be man>wake up with a boner>masturbateMe fr
>>34134460Most people in general do not cheat anon. Even most shitty people do not cheat.
>>34134263I'm gonna blow your mind here but boobs to me are just another part of my body. Like an elbow or something.
>>34134460Isn't the question about dating bi men? Your "women btfo" seems to be misplaced here.>>34134461It's a common enough scenario that I decided it didn't matter if it was fake or not.
>>34134449i'm not gonna weigh in on how correct or incorrect you are, but i will point out it sounds like you've framed this scenario in your head to rationalize your feelings in the situation. i read this, and i don't feel confident that he has done something wrong, not because he didn't but because this reads like someone interpreting things in an incredibly sour way. stewed frustration and entitlement aren't a good way to approach a situation imo. try talking to your guy about it and be more open to his perspective.
>>34134470spoken like somebody who's never gotten their nipples sucked
>>34134271nta mine kinda do.
>>34134437Your taste is appalling as expected
>>34134471Yooo I remember u femanon, hope you're well
>>34134273This. The weird pulling sensation on the skin is the worst.
>>34134280>What kind of prayer do you say?nta kinda like the one Jesus bullet pointed for us in the Bible.
>>34134470You're overstating your nonchalance to hurt me. Even removing sexuality from the comparison, boobs have unique qualities like being fun to dress up around and look good, and frustrating to find a perfect fit. I doubt you factor in your elbows into your appearance to that extent.
>>34134459you really think so? i'd much rather be with a girl that radically leans into her strengths and interests to try and stand out than someone pitiable. i wouldn't want the foundation of our interaction/a relationship to be rooted in your insecurity, for your sake more than anything.
>>34134480Surely you get used to it with time? Maybe this is only the case for women who got huge boobs overnight during puberty...
>>34134284There is far more boing without a bra. And pointy nipples.
>>34134454Little bit of everything. I don't really think he's a co-op fag if that wasn't abundantly clear; it doesn't seem to have been to the guy who replied to you.I like arcade games of all kinds, RPGs, multiplayer FPS games, artsy fartsy games, survival horror, action adventure, puzzle games and the occasional sports game.I don't really care for most mainstream games these days, though. I don't think I'm really the target audience for AAA games anymore.My favorite games I've played that came out in the last decade were Death Stranding, Death Stranding 2, Armored Core VI, Pizza Tower and Hyper Demon.Much to that other anon's chagrin, I do love most of Hidetaka Miyazaki's games, but not because they're so hard dood. I didn't care for Elden Ring; thought it was super boring.
>>34134457Didn't mean to it's in the heat of the moment. He's there right now cleaning up the vacation rental he paid for as I am sitting in the current place which is just another one of his "friends" places he is paying to stay in. With annoying neighbors too. It's weird and makes me think this guy just isn't worth it, he doesn't even have his own place.>>34134456It's not that he doesn't cook or clean ever, even if a lower standard, it's that I was there for vacation with him but he says he is too busy and I have to basically clean the place that has actual maids coming to clean it anyway. We got over the last issue with hours long conversations and now this new issues leaves me feeling completely stifled and wanting to leave.
>>34134485nta but that's definitely a factorI have a distinct "pre-boob self" in my head because mine grew so fast, while my friends who grew more gradually can't even remember not having boobs
>>34134476You're no fun. What's a good video game to you?
>>34134467>be woman>wake up>see bf has a boner in his sleep>blow him
>>34134485You get used to it, sure, but it never stops being awkward or painful even.
If I got one dark hair on my chin one time and it hasn’t come back, does that mean I have pcos?
>>34134489"Dude, you literally paid for cleaning already" should be the end of the matter. Seeing landlords as friends is naive at best, and dangerous at worst. You need to think long and hard if this guy is worth salvaging or not.
>>34134491Absolver springs to mind
>>34134494Probably not, anon.
>>34134485it's just a natural function of the female body, so it's the same as "getting used to" sweating or headachesyes it's normal, and yes it's obnoxious every time
>>34134496Never played it, but I heard it was good. Doesn't quite look like my cup of tea but not bad.Name a few more.
>>34134494no, it means you had one dark hair on your chin that hasn't come back. almost certainly it was a hyperlocalized fucked up cell(s) hypersensitive to normal signals
>>34134358MNot really, but straight women don't exist so what are we supposed to do?Every woman is a lesbian or a repressed lesbian
>>34134432You're probably a woman.>>34134438Unfortunate. >>34134441Are they good?>>34134447Eat something, then.
>>34134493>>34134498...it's kinda hot that a woman's body is so dedicated to being sexy that it actively inconveniences her. I'm aware I'm a bad person for thinking that.
>>34134456its odd that i see this sentiment so often because i want a dominant girlfriend for the exact opposite reasonslike i wanna do as she says and clean up after her and be a slave as well as a partner
>>34134505>Are they good?They were. Dot's.
>>34134506Huge titties are the #1 argument against feminismIf women were meant to be equals, they wouldn't be naturally built like sex dolls
>>34134506NTA, all men think like that. I've accepted that I'll never fully understand how men think, but I'll just be glad that it gets me dick.
>>34134513>NTA, all men think like that.No, we don't.
>>34134472>framed this scenario in your head to rationalize your feelings in the situation. Possibly yeah, his pov is just being disappointed I didn't do it even though I said I wouldn't do it, and thinking it will ruin his friendships with these people he has only know casually and briefly and paid money, as if that is a deep connection.>i read this, and i don't feel confident that he has done something wrongIt's not about right and wrong it's a constant thing of annoyance that he is a complete pushover and naive
>>34134514some men have empathy, sure, but their desire to coom overrides that, so it's effectively the same to an outside observer
>>34134517Again, no, but alright.
>>34134502What dat meanWhat about dark hairs around my nipples or treasure trail
>>34134495I already know at this point he isn't and I don't believe he was worth it in the beginning either, but we had a lot of laughs together which is all I wanted
>>34134513>I've accepted that I'll never fully understand how men thinkWhat is so hard to understand?
>>34134520I'm glad you had some good times, at least. Now you just have to navigate your way out of this mess... good luck
>>34134358FI don’t think so. It’s a turn off and I don’t know why
>>34134523NTA but women view women as people, so it's hard to relate to the male view of "it's funny when the sex objects suffer"
>>34134517selection biasthe men who dont let their sex drive dictate their interactions arent going to be trying to fuck you 24/7 in the first placesame thing with men crying about golddiggers. if you flaunt your wealth to young women, you will obviously skew the dating pool towards women who want money.
Call me Whitney Houston, because I have nothing if I don't have (You)'s
>>34134528Well women don't view men as people so it's fair
Guys with big dicks, are you inconvienced by them?
>>34134501Leaving aside all of the obvious things Battletech 2018 was greatI played a shitfuckton of Supervive before it tanked
>>34134518don't get me wrong, I'm sure good men do exist, but we're not mind-readers and can only judge your actions, not your thoughts>>34134529true, I'm completely aware I'm biased by my own experiences, just like everybody else
>>34134436Time 4 some cringehttps://voca.ro/11fVlIp77P9D
>>34134532M, no not really, it's a grower so as long as I avoid awkward boners doesn't really get in the wayOn some smaller toilets is awkward tho if I'm sitting
>>34134533>Leaving aside all of the obvious thingsLike what? We clearly have totally different tastes; I don't know what the obvious things would be.I haven't played Battletech either but bet it's good. I haven't played the Owlcat games, but I love Shadowrun and am vaguely aware of how cool the original Battletech tabletop game is.
>>34134532I don't know if I have a big dick because I've never measured it, and I don't know the size of my friends' dicks to compare with.
>>34134537How big
>>34134539lol I'm retarded Owlcat didn't make those, they made the Pathfinder games and Rogue Trader
>>34133915MFinestaridegave me weird tingles in my entire groin area so I stopped taking it>worst health issuegot ran trough with a pitchfork
Girls ittCould you indulge a breastfeeding fetish for the right guy? Not literal feeding, just the act of letting him suck on your nipples and play with them in bed while you snuggle or something. Or would that be too weird to try
>>34134519nta It means I'm turned on now thanks a bunchIn all seriousness I don't think you're ill, just a lil hairy
>>341345416 7 jk7" at the maxx
>>34134516let me rephrase, i'm not confident he's done something worth being annoyed over as you label him with things like pushover, naive, etc. just a bad vibe. he doesn't sound like he's making good choices, and it also sounds like he has an antagonistic partner, two things that go hand-in-hand. i have no doubt your frustration is genuine to how you're reading the situation, but i dunno it's all just off-putting.>>34134519let me put it this way, pcos causes hormone imbalance body-wide. that aint something that localizes to a super small area or some specific traits, not in a way that is meaningful anyway. if you are actually concerned about it, you should get your blood drawn and see. don't even need to go to a doc depending on where you live, you can just pay a lab to draw your blood and test for whatever markers they use for pcos.
>>34134546I've actually done that an it's not worth the hassle imo if there's no baby involved. Lactation puts you on a schedule.
>>34133915>worst medicationNone to speak of>injuryI got shot in the foot. Bullet miraculously hit mostly muscle and grazed my bone. I can walk perfectly to this day but the pain in the moment was unimaginable.
>>34134546They way you said it really creeped me out so I guess not. But I’m flat so it’s pointless anyways
>>34134523Why does me being embarrassed or insecure about certain things come across as "hot" to you guys?
>>34134554>I got shot in the foot.Story time?
>>34134551You don't know either of us or the relationship and how many things he has done to be labeled this way. You cannot make such a statement based on so little. You don't even see our dynamic nor our history. You simply can't understand and make assumptions from that.
>>34134436https://voca.ro/16WGdq0bBwhR
>>34134554Whew. What'd you get shot with?
>>34134555Yeah I don't really know how to word it without it sounding absolutely silly and weird which is sort of my biggest reason for never asking lmao. thanks for responding fren>>34134552Worth the hassle how, as in it just didnt feel good?
>>34134545>pitchforkhowHow are you alive
7" is statistically above average but it's not really big, practically there's not much difference between that and an average penis.
>>34134565it was trough my leg
>>34134552But the two extra cup sizes were nice ngl.
>>34134566>He said, unprompted and unironically
>>34134548How is that worth getting horny over men make no sense. I could be sick I’m going to get checked anyway
>>34134556nta it makes you seem more vulnerable. You like when I guy is vulnerable, right?
>>34134556Idk why are so many female fetishes based around being prudish and ashamed of feeling horny?
>>34134568How
>>34134558I was in a gas station being robbed. The person robbing it was tweaking off of some sort of stimulant and losing his shit. I didnt do anything but he still freaked out and shot at my feet trying to get me to back up. He missed and flat out shot me. >>34134562It was a small .22 pistol.
>>34134573>How is that worth getting horny over men make no sense.I have an overactive imagination and imagined girl nipples and navel. Ook ook, ape noises, etc.
>>34134563I mean it was kinda inconvient because there were some times where I NEEDED to pump and I wasn't in the best situation to do so. Ruined a few tops due to leaking. Also, they do kinda hurt, yeh.
>>34134559sorry hon', if you're having to rely on "you don't know us. you don't know our history" to justify things, you're probably not where you should be. i don't NEED to know those things because your framing and attitude towards your boyfriend speaks absolute volumes on how you you're approaching the situation (spoiler alert: and it's not in a good way). being defensive over it makes me much more confident, right now you are not someone i would be enthusiastic to have in my life.
>>34134556Because it feels honest and sincere. It makes you seem vulnerable which for the male brain feels like intimacy. If you're into me enough to take the barriers down, that feels authentic like I really matter.
>>34134577Ah, shit. I always wondered how that would feel.I see so many tough guy gun owners act like getting shot with a .22 is akin to just getting poked. I always assumed that was bullshit.
>>34134576we were gathering the grass we just cut on the field, the guy next to me was apparently doing some stupid shitI just remember feeling a weird hit on my leg, like getting kicked. I look down and I had a pitchfork trough my leg
>>34134532MNot exactly.
>>34134535>>34134560I give it a thumbs up, props for trying, I didn't think you would here's another https://youtu.be/3GlrHb6IWfgyou don't have to karaoke it, lol just for the vibes
>>34134268I look like the result of a The Fly-style mad science accident involving these two gentlemen
>>34134587Dude... can you walk ok?
>>34134532>Guys with big dicks, are you inconvienced by them?Condoms are a lot more expensive.
>>34134583Oh I didnt know you were referring to actual breast milking and lactation, I see.
>>34134589Dayummm this goes deep lol, thanks for sharing, will rinse this later x (I can karaoke but would be a bit repetitive lol)
>>34134586I do own a gun and yeah those dudes are dumb as rocks. Most gun owners and enthusiasts dont really buy into shit like that though, being shot is a fucking miserable experience no matter what the caliber.
>>34134571I said it because of that guy saying he has trouble using some toilets because he has a 7" penis, which is ridiculous. If your dick is touching the inside of the bowl you're just sitting too far forward.
>>34134593... what did you think I meant? :/ :)
>>34134227I'm gonna sit on this for a few months but yeah, I'm doing this shit this yearGonna get an E28 or an E32 most likely
>>34134574>>34134585I can be honest, sincere, and vulnerable emotionally and physically without it being embarrassing or inconveniencing. But it feels like guys really enjoy aspects I specifically complain about. Maybe it's just a confirmation bias thing where the worst stuff feels the most fetishized.
>>34134591yeah I can walk just fine. I had to open the wound up daily so it didnt close up and it healed from the inside out. it was kinda knarly, I expected the pain to be sharp when the adrenaline stopped, like when you cut yourself, but it was it felt like a blunt constant pain troughout my entire leg.the scars stayed
>>34134358>Heterosexuals of both genders ITT, could you date someone bisexual or attracted to members of the opposite sex?M. Sure, why not?
>>34134597nta there are some really small bowls to be fair.
>>34134597>If your dick is touching the inside of the bowl you're just sitting too far forward.That's what I think every time I've read that too.
>>34134351>Autistics, what kinda stuff do you like eating?Indian is probably my favourite.
>>34134599hot boy shit
>>34134598Well my initial question was more just about letting a guy suck on your breasts for the sake of the intimacy (or however it goes in my head). If the girl was actually lactating and had to deal with it as an actual problem idk how that would pan out, ive never experienced or seen that myself so I never actually thought about it.Does the lactating hurt or is it just annoying to deal with?
Femanons, bush status?
>>34134603Just gotta hit one of these to compensate for it in my experience
>>34134610>tfw you gotta hit the trump arch to keep your peepee from grazing the bowl
>>34134608Ah, I see. Sucking leads to lactation though. Needing to express kinda felt like I had two extra bladders on my chest that needed to pee.
>>34134609Full
>>34134614What color?
>>34134614Hot
>>34134609untouched
>>34134612Makes me feel like a breaching dolphin or something
>>34134615Brown black I guess
>>34134601What happened to the person that did it?
>>34134620Cool. Does it match your hair?
>>34134600Think of it this way, some men find saying "I love you" embarrassing and inconvenient but saying it out loud even when they feel that way can display affection and intimacy much more than other ways.It's the idea that you're doing something that isn't easy in order to make someone happy that feels special, a labor of love if you will.
>>34134606B) stopI think I want white, black or silver
>>34134623No
>>34134613Oh that's unfortunate. If I was to do that with a girl, would lactation automatically become an issue for her? Thats kind of a bummer but it's good to know I guess.
>>34134622nothing. wym? its not like he was trying to kill me
>>34134627black black black go for that mob aesthetic
>>34134629NtaMaybe if you did it really consistently and had her on some meds/hormones
>>34134600But that follows logically. If it truly is embarrassing and humiliating, then it comes off as more sincere and heartfelt to connect over.True love in my eyes is humbling, humiliating and transcends all artificial copes and barriers you put up around yourself.
>>34134336I don't see it common unless sports or autism or ftm.
>>34134600it is rare to have the opportunity to appreciate the little things about people, because people always focus on hiding the little things they think are worth hiding.
>>34134609Bout to lop it off because it's getting annoyingly large along with my legs.
>>34134625>>34134633>>34134635I find it really hard to accept it at face value, but I can at least accept the reassurance that I'm not being mocked or patronized after the fact. It takes me too long to tell at first, and my kneejerk reaction is always to be mad whenever I'm embarrassed.
>>34134608>>34134613Depend on that in famine conditions
>>34134628Neat thanks anon
>>34134638Protect Blonde Bushes.
>>34134638>ywn bury your face in BV's golden fuzz while she calls you a good boyover status: its
maybe i wasnt meant to be loved and have a happy life
>>34134644>>34134645Are you guys getting paid to do this or are you deadass fr ong
>>34134646Why do you say that, sad anon
>>34134589Housemates still not back, have some northern boys :b https://voca.ro/1nNyC1TWtbg1
When does self doubt become unattractive? I think I gave my crush the ick. We were watching a video about a team of civilians trying to help somebody and I said “knowing me and my luck, I would’ve fucked this all up. I can’t handle that pressure.” And she made a face. But I was being honest. I’m not good at the thing that was happening in the video and I wouldn’t be able to perform in front of a whole crowd of people.
>>34134647shes a mean blonde woman with opinions that annoy me and nice breasts who talks about pegging and likes younger men than heridgaf, its a hot fantasy
I will never change.
>>34134645Do you not know that blondes have brown pubes?
>>34134648because i never had that and no matter what i do im still in the same
>>34134644>>34134645Fuckin fine I'll give it a fade
>>34134650MI also made a face, maybe the same face, reading this.Me, me, me. Woe is me. Did I mention I suck? That's what you sound like.Deal with those feelings quietly, on the inside, instead of hijacking every social situation and turning it into a pity party in your honor.>I’m not good at the thing that was happening in the video and I wouldn’t be able to perform in front of a whole crowd of people.Why is that enough of a reason to bring that up at all?Picture for a moment what the crowds would sound like at sporting events or theater performances if most people behaved like this.
>>34134641Thats a reasonable reflex to have, just try to balance it with the fact that it isnt always the right way to see things. Fwiw, I was largely in the same boat as you until my girlfriend looked at who I am/how I look and totally accepted every inch of me and lovingly treated me with dignity. It can be extremely alien to an insecure person that others might like the thing you whine to yourself about all the time. But it does happen.
Why does Fine Shyt only shop at Target?
>>34134654I don't think that's enough a reason to give up.Keep trying. At least love yourself in the meantime.
GenderWhat's the difference between pansexual and bisexual? I don't get it.
BV getting simps is the ultimate proof that being a woman = life on easy mode, literally impossible to not bag a man.
>>34134654change is all around you. who decides whether or not you're happy, and by what authority? being demoralized isn't a personality. if you're not reaching happier places, you aren't changing the right things. if you aren't the sort of person that can make happy changes, then change the sort of person you are.
Gender, do you consider yourself a normie? What makes someone a normie? I feel like I'm a really weird person.
>>34134665pansexual means bisexual but now that we entertain an infinite possible superposition of genders instead of male and female, pansexual is basically the label for "i like anyone im attracted to" which used to just mean you swing both ways.
>>34134665one necessarily assumes an incoherent view about "gender" and "sexuality", the other assumes only an incoherent view about "sexuality".
>>34134669FNoA normie is kind of stupid, a surface level personality/interaction with the world, but is great at socializing, having a career, and having partners. Does what society tells them to do, and does it well.
>>34134669MNo.Normie just means you are blissfully unaware of the world because you had every basic necessity handed down to you. You don't seek out anything else.
>>34134669normie used to mean anyone remotely semi-functional in society. The bar for being a normie has raised dramatically. Now zoomers think having one quirk automatically makes you some ultra-niche special snowflake that nobody understands.
>>34134669MIt's hard for me to answer this because I could be a normie. I'm neurotypical, and even though I'm an introvert, I'm a social introvert. But I was traumatized so badly in my childhood that people might think I'm autistic.
I WOULD LOVE TO BE A NORMIE I HATE BEING BASED AND ALONE
>>34134676>Normie just means you are blissfully unaware of the world because you had every basic necessity handed down to you. You don't seek out anything else.Is that just rich ppl?
>>34134651Are you Mexican
>>34134669>Gender, do you consider yourself a normie? No, even the normies i work with find me weird sometimes and a few of them hate me because I guess I don't conform like them(i.e gossiping and or talking crap)What makes someone a normie? I feel like I'm a really weird personBeing able to gossip, making fun of others, laughing out loud in public, flirting, having friends and or people you hang out with, etc
>>34134680Rich people are normies, but having everything handed to you doesn't mean rich, it means having a good home, one you own, having a partner, a family, easily getting a good job.
>>34134669Nope. I lean much more introverted and loner. I don’t care as much about being a wage slave or having my career be more life. And I’m hardcore on my passions (working out and music) compared to hobbyist
>>34134669I thought I was a normie until about 2020
>>34134666They simp for anyone who says they're a female. I pretended to be a girl a few times here and I stop when they get too sad and start thinking that there's a connection lol
>>34134681No im white with green eyes why
I'm a cute girl, uwu <3 bark for me my puppies and maybe I'll show you something special;)
>>34134686thats funny but you are almost as weird and pathetic as them
>>34134650Honestly if she really likes you she'll think that's cute and won't be "icked">>34134665They're both meme terms for mentally ill people tbqh
>>34134669MNo, not really. I don't really care about chasing status or keeping up with popular trends, and I don't really enjoy hanging out at bars or other normie haunts.I'm not a total weirdo, but I'm an overly-sentimental bleeding heart and a loner compared to most people.
>>34134688Shaddup.
>>34134692>mentally illHey, what's wrong about taking everything from life? Cishet men will never know the pleasure of being fucked in the ass.
>>34134687Just struck me as very brown is allIronically I am also a white man with green eyes
>>34134688>tfw no gf to praise me and embarrasingly point out how my habits concerningly line up with a dog'shurts.
>>34134688meow
>>34134696>Cishet men will never know the pleasure of being fucked in the ass.That's not true. I pay taxes dohohoho
What's the difference between cishets and heterosexuals?
>>34134701Why?
>>34134688Shut up faker :b>>34134696>CishetAnother weird mental illness term, go back go tumblr faggot
>>34134683I see. Do you think being in a relationship automatically makes you a normie or. I guess I've been thinking abotu that lately. Also does sex make u a normie?
>>34134696i dont find men attractive and dont want penis but i do like prostate stuff. Shit feels incredible. nothing else like it
>>34134703I earn taxable income and shop at the grocery store
I want to be nice to women, be funny and dorky but I know that will get me friendzoned because when I look at the smut they like it's only monster and rape porn and I don't want to monster or rape
>>34134679What are you doing about it *and* what does being based mean to you
>>34133244I'd be fine with it, because I am a classic case of r/MaleLivingSpaces. I'll try to be engaged about decorating but don't expect a lot of enthusiasm
>>34134707You should stop doing those things
>>34133244I'd be happy to let her do that since I don't really decorate my own living space very much.I'd want to choose some of the wall art, though.
>>34134706Just think about it as a massage, then. You don't need to think about the body a dick is attached to. Also, I'm the same, if a woman has a cock, it makes it better. That's why I like trans women with nice cocks.
>>34134713The pros vastly outweigh the cons for this pleb
>>34133244Do whatever you want with it. My only gripe is clutter. I grew up with trashy hoarders. Too many appliances, items, etc all around makes me feel suffocated and uneasy. Especially trash.
>>34134666*feeding the bush enjoyers my pubes*
>>34134665M, bisexual means you will have sex with both classic binary genders. Pansexual means you will have sex with pretty much anyone, cis, non-binary, intersex, whatever
>>34134716Astoundingly gay post.
Why don't I have a desire to have sexual intercourse, this is frustrating. Something is wrong with my brain.
>>34134609Thinking about shaving it into a heart for Valentine's Day.
if only i had a gun with me i would already blown my brains out
>>34133322Because its fun and I already make a bunch of money as it is, my spending tastes were outpaced by my wealth years ago. Maybe not for halloween but a nice christmas tree and some christmas decorations like holly around the house is pvre sovl.
>>34134724There is nothing wrong with being asexual. But there is something wrong with desiring something you don't actually desire.
>>34134716I cant really look past the fact that I am laying with a man lmao. Plus the only reason I am into it is because my current gf turned me onto it with her fingers, I dont need anything else for it to work.
>>34134669MNoAn average person who can connect with other average people. Someone who has accepted interests.Basically if you feel alienated from most people you're probably not a normie. If you ever have normie friends you can see how easy life is for them to navigate because the world was built for your average person.
>>34134731I wish I was like other people.
a nigga fart in he own mouth…
>>34134263>be me>wake up with boobs>audibly peel them apart because they're so sweaty
I genuinely think the quality of posters in this thread has decreased dramatically over the years as an oldfag
>>34134739That’s just the state of this website for the past ten trillion years
>>34134739You’re undoubtedly right, but what’s an oldfag in your book
>>34134724>Why don't I have a desire to have sexual intercourse, this is frustrating. Something is wrong with my brain.You probably have a purpose to want more than carnal sexual desire.
>>34133244That's a no from me cutie. My house will look like this.
>>34134727I'm glad I don't live in America lolDon't do it dude xx
>>34134744this is a terrifying house to live in
>>34134739Sorry
>>34134724almost certainly. also probably something that could be fixed in principle, humans really are just biomachines. would be worth studying neuroscience/neuropsychiatry/endocrinology to pinpoint possible problem areas, and then see what options you have. don't listen to dummies like >>34134731 and identify with things you don't like.
yo yo yo yippy yo yippy yay
>>34134744Looks like a level from an Xbox 360 game
>>34134739Every general has the same exact fate and /atoga/ is no different.
>>34134748Just like my heart, terrifying and dark.
State genderHave you ever installed a sex/porn mod for a game?
>>34134755lol
Ella despidió a su amorEl partió en un barco en el muelle de San BlasEl juró que volveríaY empapada en llanto, ella juró que esperaríaMiles de lunas pasaronY siempre ella estaba en el muelle, esperandoMuchas tardes se anidaronSe anidaron en su pelo y en sus labios
Why is my chin always red
>>34134757MNo, only uncensoring mod
>>34134757When I was younger I installed sexmods on Skyrim. Never even used half of them. Just liked going around as a 10/10 naked aryan woman with abs chopping people up and destroying shit.
>>34134757MNo I liked clothed women more…
>>34134765MMe too, but I'm gay.
Can someone here explain why, when asked to write your gender, everyone only uses M or F? What about all the other genders? And why doesn’t anyone state their pronouns? I don’t want to misgender anyone here.
if i use grok to undress some girls i know, will it in any way be shared or is the prompt chat thing exclusive and private to me ? just trynna bust a nut
>>34134769My cat’s breff smells like cat food. :)
>>34134757MNo because i am a technologically illiterate zoomer
>>34134669You stole my post. Those are my (you)s
>>34134769>>34134770the duality of faggots
>>34134769You are free to use other genders. But you should probably add sex before it.
>>34134757MYes, I went through the hassle of trying to turn Skyrim into a porno game only to be confronted with the reality that I would still be playing Skyrim, a mediocre and very unsexy video game.I’ve used nude mods in plenty of other games. I suspect if more people who choose to play multiplat games on PC were honest, they’d say that they do it for the nudie mods.
Nothing is going to get better 2026 is a cursed yearWe're all going to suffer and dieI can feel itWe're all going to die
state gender what do you want to be when you grow up?
how do you pray or meditate
>>34134779Not me.
>>34134782im grown up and im still looking for another job
>>34134779chat is this real?
>>34134782FBeautiful
>>34134782A motorboat
>>34134783you say shit in yo head or you try to not say shit in yo head, just try to control the voice in yo head for maximum effect
>>34134782My body will soon hit 30 but my mind never hit 15
>>34134789oof>>34134790let me guess? boobs?
>>34134783>prayThink or speak with clear intentions to a higher power that you believe exists and petition it for aidBefore I was a religious person, I’d pray to the monad
what happens after we die?
>>34134795No. I've chnaged my mind I want to be a helicopter
>>34134797Idk lol probably some zany stuff
>>34134783depends on what kind of prayer or meditation we are talking about.
>>34134797hot dog sausages
>>34134797The World goes on as usual without you.
>>34134802D:
>>341347425 years+
Can we all get along?
>>34134797we don't ever truly die, only change, until we reach a certain understanding.
Is gambling the worst vice?
>>34134782>what do you want to be when you grow up?Dead>>34134788Yes it's real>>34134786I hope you're right>>34134797Eternal nothingness
>>34134805omnomnomnom
>>34134806lol. Get real
i want know what happens after we die so i can kill myself without fear
>>34134812I do that to mine. I’ve made the little octopi before too
>>34134783Praying is basically just an act of believing. It only works if you really believe in it. Meditation is another thing and it's a much harder state to achieve, but it will give you many benefits. Like relaxing and speeding up your thoughts, so you can come to a solution for a hard problem much quicker. But be aware, meditation can take a toll on your mind, and it's advised to do it with a coach first.
>>34134809No a few drugs are worse but it is absolutely life destroying and I have no idea why it is legal
>>34134814pussy
>>34134760Resting moid face
>>34134801The kind that makes me feel good
>>34134817The people who write the laws and pay the jackboots are Mammon worshippers
>>34134815basedwhat about sausage crabs tho?
>>34134797>>34134814Forehead projection apparently
>>34134823Say whaaaat
People online always assume I'm a woman when I don't state my gender upfront. But why? Are they just misogynistic bigots?
>>34134600My lust died the second I wrote the average feminine nature on paper and stratified it according to its moral nature. I am now convinced that the only thing you are supposed to do as a soul, as a man is to wrestle your own flesh into submission, find God and develop a prosperous and altruistic relationship with our creator in order to escape this prison. 99% of women are half humans with no souls, everything they strive for and enjoy is ultimately evil in its nature. The very core of femininity is absolute evil that seeks to devour good men with the same glee and joy youd get from stomping out some dorky kids sand castle.Once I realized why women are the way they are, it's like I've finally been enlightened as to why hermit monks become hermits in the first place. It's all a lie, its all a joke. This planet is a prison, women are archons who genuinely don't give a fuck about anything but they have to pretend to have interests beyond themselves just so men dont become suspicious and notice the huge disparity in the nature of each gender. It's not a complimentary nature, it's completely one-sided and parasitic. The entire role of women is to entrap a mans life force and pull another soul onto this false reality incarnation trap. Thats all they were designed to do. Satan takes a hold of their hivemind vessels with comedic ease and no resistance. They are all beyond corrupt, they fall apart once a month and endure pain unless they fulfill their ill-natured task. There is nothing in this world worth striving for besides Gods love. There is absolutely NOTHING in this world that is worth your place in heaven.
>>34134826I'm sorry I went too far
>>34134827They want to cornhole you or think you’re a sissy. Maybe both
>>34134827you a homosexual
>>34134829It’s ok. I want crab now
>>34134807As soon as women stop being cunts.
>>34134809no, malice is, the end point of vice.
>>34134833terribly sorrythe algorithm loves you
Having enough money would solve all of my problemsSo why shouldn't I be the villain?It just hurts, l wish I knew how to cope with being a loser
>>34134831Am I? I don't know who I am anymore, tbqh, but it doesn't matter, I don't want to think or to know. I just want to be happy.
men are checking out the lust
>>34134820meditating on things that make you feel good, then. close your eyes, try to quiet all of your senses, and focus only on good feelings, in your mind's eye.
>>34134839don't we all anon, don't we all
>>34134837It honestly might. I see some guys itt complaint about getting the wildest most enraging shit served to them on social media, but I mostly get animal vids, old tools and electronics and diy stuff
>>34134840I will check out that bulge at alarming rates
meditate deez nuts imma go ai undress some girls and so what? im cool like that
>>34134838nah, the fun thing about humans is that we need problems to solve, if you had no problems you'd start making problems. happiness is found by finding a problem that you are confident you can solve, and takes a long time to solve it (as in, you can make tangible progress on it)
>>34134843
>>34134848Mhmm. It decided I needed to watch a bunch of clips from the 60s Batman tv show this winter too for whatever reason
>>34134846you will soon get exposed by some inevitable grok gooner gate gangstalking gig
Saying “@grok, initiate sexy mode” out loud like I’m on the Enterprise
>>34134847I can't solve anything in my life, that's the issue Anyway sorry for spamming here, I'll stop
If you lived in a fantasy world, which would you choose:>no manaor>micropenis / no chestChoose wisely
>>34134857Micropenis, duh. I could undoubtedly use magic to compensate for it, maybe even transmogrify it.
FUCKING SHIT
>>34134862?
believe you me ive tried with these women time and time again, im all out. just gonna goon off to ai slop and ride into the sunset. love wasnt meant for me, its world of hurt from the get go
moids are losing it at alarming rates clutching their balls at the pearly gates the foids don't fare much better rotting in their room - just let her the autism meter furiously oscillates between routine ghosting and cancelled dates father, father hear my prayer, read my letterwdym by hope and love? never met her
>>34134862I say that all the time
>>34134861>transmogrify????
>>34134868It’s usually OH GOD DAMN IT for me
>>34134871I wouldn't know, that has never happened to me.And who's fault is that?
>>34134869
>>34134873sounds more like a tranny ogre mogging nobody but ok
Ladies, how do you feel about your thighs?
>>34134877I learned that word when I was a little kid about 25 years ago. Your reply made me sad
>>34134813It's my 7th year of using the site in 2026. I think I'm pretty old. Being here for 15+ must suck massively though you must have schizophrenia
I hate when homeless people ask me for things like why are you doing this to me
>>34134881I think I first read it in a Calvin & Hobbes comic strip, long before the tranny obsession was a thingNow I feel old
>>34134881That guy obviously never read Calvin and Hobbes.
>>34134884Nah, I turned out alright. Probably helps that I didn’t spend very much time here between the ages of 19 and 23 in all honesty
>>34134879they do a great job of holding up my fat ass
>>34134770It's private in theory, but that's not 100% guaranteed.
>>34134889:o real?
Are A-spot orgasms better than Gspot?
>>34134886my dad had a bunch of calvin and hobbes books and yeah that's where i also first saw the word. it was a cardboard box at first and then calvin makes a gun later lmao. there's a strip where he's blasting hobbes with it and vice versa until they're both just random animals
>>34134885I remember one time there was this local homeless nigger and every two or three days he'd follow me onto the subway and sit beside me on my way to work, and just ask for beer or change over and over until I got off. This went on for about a couple months but I haven't seen him in about a year. He stank like shit.
>>34134782Anything as long as it's not homelessness or full time low wage employee garbage
>>34134886>>34134887I’m no longer sad. I’m gonna make sure to have copies of it around once I have kids that are old enough to readMy dad taught it to me before I actually read it, but that is also where he learned it.
>>34134888I turned out as good as I could given my country's stuff. Only short of Medical Doctor
>>34134894
>>34133227What does it mean if a Crush says I should get on the dating apps? And says she reckons I would do well on them?(I don't think I would do well on them and feel I would do worse than the average)
Zoomer here who never read Calvin and Hobbes. Does it actually teach kids moral lessons or some shit or is it just a regular ol' comic book
>>34134903dude you're already friendzoned, RIP
>>34134905american shlop I am pretty sure
>>34134905It’s a thoughtful, funny and very well drawn and written comic strip written by a guy who has a lot more artistic integrity than most comic strip artistsIt’s not preachy or moralistic, just very funny and insightful
>>34134905as an amerimutt, calvin and hobbes is pretty cute with some moments that u could say r deep. also great art. btw i'm gay.
>>34134872No
>>34134910Why is that refrdigernator raping Peter’s parker
Is "smart" just one of those generic compliments someone gives you when they don't have anything else to compliment you on. Like nice or funny.
>>34134914because peter is gay like the xmen
More like sexmen
>>34134919O_O
>>34134915??
>>34134919Getting brain while I’m hooked up to Cerebro. Call that Cereblow
>>34134915it is sometimes. depends on who is saying it
Do women secretly believe their boyfriend/husband sent dick pics, had sex with prostitutes and paid for onlyfans before meeting her?
>>34134915yeah
>>34134924https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hk4VridW0MI#t=360
atoga... you're gay
>>34134921What>>34134925I've gotten it from both strangers and friends who should know better so yeah, I think it is
Why am I so emotionally unstable i feel fucking crazy
>>34134926yes
>>34134933Maybe the just think you are smart?
>>34134933whats the context tho
>>34134934They’re pointing the satellite-mounted crazy ray at you
>>34134934Too much estrogen
>>34134934And all my pals'll tell me's that I'm crazy
>>34134930Cum Town always seemed to me like something I could’ve gotten into if I didn’t know a very, very annoying fan of it irl
>>34134944it's just dumb bro talk for hours with some witty bits
>>34134934thats cause you are
>>34134947So I gathered. Reminds me of the stuff I’d read on a certain subforum or two
New here from Reddit, how are we doing fellow atogasisters?
People always think we have a special connection, but after they learn I act this way with everyone, they get disappointed. Am I really wrong for being super friendly with everyone?
>>34134957Yeah
>>34134957no, people are just arrogant af and always try to feel like the exception fuck these hoes
Femanons how would you feel if we talked for 3 hours late into the night and then I left you on read for 3 days
Zoomers must read Calvin and Hobbes. There’s not even that much of it, so it’s all worth reading
>>34134962Me and who
BeholdWhite JH
>>34134961? people don't want to talk to the same person 24/7 even if they have long conversations every now and then
>>34134962me and who and who
Women are you scared that now everybody can create deepfakes with ai?
>>34134964Could be me and she but she playan
Is it icky if a man sneezes?
>>34134969Thank you Omar
I love when girls are flirting with me. I'm too passive to initiate so I'm happy that it happens more than once a year.
>>34134969no, in fact it's perfect because if any of my nudes ever get leaked into the wrong hands I can simply claim it's AI and nobody will be able to prove otherwise
Your partner cheats on you but you come home and find the person they were cheating with killed them. They tell you you're welcome, show you proof that your partner incited it, and then they offer to hide the body and you won't be implicated.Gender and as a moral person what is your next course of action?
>>34134931
>>34134961I would just assume you're busy>>34134969Scared of what? People will stop asking me for nudes if they can just create their own. >>34134975This too. Lmao
>>34134980MWhen he bring me where he'll dispose of her kill him too
>>34134980fkill the dumb whore after skinning her alive because she wouldn't have known wether we have an open relationship or not and just killed my man for no fucking reason
>>34134980FAllow them to help me, then kill them too and hide both the bodies.
>>34134986Are you not disgusted by the fact that any man can just create a nude of you by just having a picture of you?
>>34134848Cool meme, but i only use these apps for softcore pornography
>>34134989hot
A WHOLE YEAR OF THIS I CANT TAKE IT IM GOING TO THROW UP!!!!!! WHY DID THEY HAVE ME I SHOULD HAVE BEEN AN ABORTION HAPPY IN HEAVEN FORVEER
>>34134797You rejoin with the foreskin harvesting alien overlords
>>34134991I don't consider it a nude of me, just a generic body with my face pasted on. Photoshop has been capable of that for ages.
>>34134992which is an authentic and accurate reflection of you
>>34134669Only in that i like sports and making racist jokes. This is very normal in my culture.
>>34135001that makes no sense
>>34134990I'm >>34134987 we should date
>>34135001Thank you, mr jung. Do you have anything to say about wotan?
>>34134990Body 1 of your man (or woman god knows how many dykes there are ITT) would already be hidden by her without your help, I must not have made that clear, body 2 (hers) would be up to you to kill and hide. Can you hide a body as well as her?
>>34134980I've seen those "prank" videos on youtube where they check if a girl is a cheater by having some guy in an expensive car drive up to her, flirt, then sleep with her, and then go, "Bro, I saved you, she was a cheater." But I always thought it was stupid. Who wouldn't cheat in that situation? If some rich 10/10 Stacey showed interest in me, I'd cheat too, that's just how it is. You can't blame these women.
>>34134994WHAT!!!
>>34135008Great minds think alike, let's do it>>34135011>they offer to hide the body and you won't be implicatedI interpreted this as it not being hidden yet, so I'd watch and take careful notes, then kill them and try my best to replicate the same processAnd yes I said "them" because it could be a man or woman for me
>>34134991The nude will probably give me huge tits, I wanna see it too!
>>34135007how is what gets you off not a reflection of you? >>34135010yes, in fact, I do because I hope he has finally been woken up again by the various happenings the last few days
>>34134961Leave you on read for until I think I can use you for sex.
>>34135017Oh yeah it wasn't hidden yet but I mean they offer to hide it, since they're the ones with all the blood on their hands so far.You know it's funny so far EVERYONE in the replies has given the same answer: Kill them and get my hands dirty to hide both bodies.There are 30 different responses to this question and you all picked the same one.
>>34135019How is it a reflection of me?
I'm so indecisive. A girl basically messaged me, I'm in love with you, date me, and I'm like hehe, nice joke, you're also a great friend.I fucking hate my shy ass. Why am I so stupid? Ahhhhh.
>>34135022It is kinda funny, we're a board of unoriginal edgelords I guess
>>34134980I can't tell you how, but I will say that it will not end well.
>>34135026>upon further reflection I realise you weren't joking, yeah let's dateit's not too late to fix this
>>34135024you can't actually be this dumb, so please keep your silly bait to yourself
>>34135011>god knows how many dykes there are ITTI mean, can you blame them?
>>34135033I legit don't understand. I think you are just parroting a twitter post without any critical thinking
>>34135026I will def go to therapy, this is beyond timid. I'll never get a girlfriend if I turn down every girl that's interested in me. I'm great looking and I'm very sociable, but every time it comes to this, I become so timid and weak. I need therapy ASAP
>>34135028Oh right you'd love Moistcritical enough to let a woman fuck him and would get mad she killed him.>>34135036I mean IDK in theory it makes sense women who will never interact with men would want to ask the most but in practice this thread isn't for that.
>>34135038the right girl would make you feel safe to relax
>>34135031Yes, but I won't do it because I'm AFRAID. Like, what if she’s joking, or what if all these years she’s been trying to manipulate me? What if it’s a trap? My fear is stopping me. I know how to talk, in fact, I’m great at it. I make money by talking to people.
>>34134965tits WAY too big
I might get a handjob in two days. I probably won't, but there's a solid chance! Gender, are you jealous of me?
>>34135046fno, not really but have fun
>>34135046Elaborate. That's a wierd thing to say.
>>34135019When wotan takes you over, you're not in control, he is. He is a force of chaos.
>>34135039>MoistcriticalCharlie should be informed that he has an obese, schizophrenic stalker. He should hire security.On the other hand, i hate him and want him to die.
>>34135053why do you hate him?
>>34135052sounds hot, I can't wait
God Frogive me but I’m trying something new today
>>34135057He's dumb, he's dishonest, he's spineless. He cares about optics, doesn't care about the truth. He lost a debate with sneako. Sneako defended pedophilia and won the debate. That doesn't seem possible, but in happened.
>>34135060Degen. It's about mythology.Greeks have dionysus. Germans and nordics have wotan, odin, woden.
>>34135049Thanks! >>34135050My wife and I will be showering together, and she occasionally jacks me off during it. She said she'll be up for fooling around, but she's backed out on many an occasion.
>>34135063Wtf? Never heard of it. I only saw Charlie glaze Logan Paul out of fear after he trashed Logan for years.
>>34135067I know who wotan is, don't tell me what I can and can't find hot
>>34135068>wife>plans taking a shower together days in advance yeah, this is not going to happen, sorry man
>sexually submissive malewhat causes this? How can it be fixed?
I wish i was pretty so i could be someone’s wife and then always refuse sex but he never says anything to me
>>34135073Dionysus is the god of orgies, wine and action
Men here blog about being lonely but then it turns out they've already dated before
>>34135080>dating someone in 2020 means you will never be lonely again
>>34135072That was funny too. He's such a bitch that he can't even say what he thinks to the guy's face.>>34135076Astrological sign?
>>34135086gemini i think idk why that matters i dont believe in that stuff
>>34135080That one date was years ago and with a fat single mother who made him pay for everything.
>>34135079why are you telling me stuff about random mythological figures I already know? a bit silly anon
>>34135075Hey now, our bedroom isn't dead or anything. We had sex two days ago.
>>34135090how did you fumble that
>>34135094better than nothing
>We had sex two days agoYou know maybe I'm just a horndog zoomer but aren't you meant to have sex daily?
>>34135098I don't think that is how it works
>>34135089Gemini is mutable, which might explain it. Mutable means you're flexible, you adapt to others instead of leading or being fixed and stable. Gemini is also associated with sexual abnormalities. Kanye is a gemini. He gave his cousin head. Trump is a gemini. He has probably done a lot of gay and pedo stuff.
>>34135098oh dear, you're in for a couple of rude awakenings
>>34134980MI would probably flip out and attempt to murder him, but if I could somehow find the restraint not to, I would just immediately go to the police.I would probably still get a chance to kill him in self-defense if I did try to go to the police.
>>34135063Sneko didn't defend shit he was just a troll that should kill himself.
>>34135061What are you going Toad do
>>34135039I know of things worse than death and that is all I am saying. Shoo cia. Don't look at this post.
>>34135098maybe if you're actually super attractive? If you're not (which you likely arent) then having sex isnt as appealing.
>>34135080The last time I went on a date was seven years ago, but I also don't blog about being lonely here very often
>>34135098I don't think I've actually met anyone irl who has sex every day, not even couple who have their shit together and are in good shape.
Thinking about an argument Yes women pay men to have sex with them. I tired finis post cant
Crusader Lex killed the fanatic
>>34135119???
>>34135119There's a rob schneider movie about something like this. I've never seen it though.
>>34134980play along with them until they lower their guard enough that i can subdue them, and then come up with something creative to do to them as punishment
Mиp Бoжји, Хpиcтoc ce poди!
>>34135119There is that movie where jessica chastain pays a hot guy to fuck her and she is a giga lawyer
>>34135013No one answered because you know it's the truth, it's not cheating to sleep with someone much better than your current partner.
>>34135128Is hristos christ? I can read mongolspeak, but i don't understand it.
>>34135098"Meant to" is a really odd choice of words, but personally, I fucking wish we had sex every day.
>>34135119yeah, but the percentage is basically zero, as a male whore you'll have better luck letting gay dudes fuck your ass but even that isn't ever going to be as lucrative as a woman selling her holes because faggots are such degenerates that they just fuck anything and everyone anyways so getting gay sex isn't actually worth paying for because it's so easy to have
>>34135134Yes. Merry Christmas.
>>34135119Never seen American Gigolo?
>>34135128>orthodox chrismas cuck kys immediately
>>34135086Charlie defended tranny freaks too and compared it to choosing a sport lmaohttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/xFTccbHFees
>>34135137It's called Yule, canaanite
>>34135128Merry Christmas brother
>>34135141>yes, i do support transing the kids
>>34135128Merry Christmas bro.
>>34135141Based
>>34135128>can finally read this hell yeah. Merry Christmas to you too brother
>>34135128fuck off pedo scum
Will women ever accept that they can be pervs?
>>34135136It's not true. If you're cute and passable and good at sex, you'll shower in money. Or if you're a Chad. For some reason, many don't know this, but the Chad is the ultimate gay dream man.
>>34135155She should start thinking astrologically or something. This analysis is too boring.
>>34135098>>34135100>>34135116WAIT WHY WHY DO ALL THE PPL HERE SAY THEY WANT TO HAVE SEX LIKE MULTIPLE TIMES A DAY EVERY DAY WHAT THE FUCK LOL ARE YOU TELLING ME YOURE ALL JUST LIKE LYING
>>34135162people have jobs anon
>>34135155>blah blah blach its actually super deep and intellectual when I fantasize about specific sex scenarios blah blah this shit is so boring, just indulge your fantasies and accept that it's what you're doing and shut the fuck updegenerate porn addicts disgust and annoy me but at least those types dont unironically go on twitter to write about the intellectual and emotional purity of wanting to be pegged or some shit. What a joke
>>34135146I also support it. Cuckservatives should just shut the fuck up. No one asked for their opinion. It's not their bodies, either. Transsexuals should have the right to change their bodies at any age they want.
>>34135162>WHY DO ALL THE PPL HERE SAY THEY WANT TO HAVE SEX LIKE MULTIPLE TIMES A DAY EVERY DAYBecause right now they're having no sex.
>>34134905My grandparents used to have a Calvin and Hobbes book. It’s probably still there somewhere
>>34135157>it's not true >you can make some money as a male whore by trying to get men to pay for your asshole thats literally what I said you braindead nhighu
>>34135162That's called being a fit person in his 20s (which i am)
>>34135164>>34135168I always thought everyone here had jobs and were also having sex every day I'm going to cry what the fuck
Nothing like having a ripe juicy piece of watermelon out of the fridge on a hot summer's day. Jealous, Northern Hemispherecucks?
>>34135162>lying >anon once again incapable of separating theory and reality
>>34135159She ends it with the typical "what does that say about society" bullshitI wonder how women always seem to come up with such patronizing garbage
>>34135166I am familiar with the far-right eugenics argument in favor of transing. The liberal and conservative arguments are both boring and useless.We should embrace sterilization of the untermensch. They do it willingly.
>>34135166>bro just imbibe these life-altering hormones at the age of fucking 11>yeah it wont actually make you a woman with a uterus or a female psychology, bone structure, density, etc all that>youll still be male just chemically neutered and alienated by everyone around you despite dedicating your daily life to the affirmation of your ego's desires>this is a healthy and productive path and is conducive to a good life Nah you're out of your fucking mind. That type of decision should not be allowed until you are a legal adult. If I want a doctor to sew another penis onto me because I feel like I'd be deeply comfortable as Timmy Two-Dicks, he would rightly tell me absolutely fucking not.
have questions about tampons femanons. How can I, as a guy, put a tampon into my GF and can you pull a tampon out without touching your pussy? I've read that cunnilingus isn't as bloody when she's menstruating if she uses one. Problem is my GF has never used tampons because she doesn't like touching her pussy. I can touch it, but she's not comfortable touching her own. That's just how she is. She doesn't want me to see her pussy bloody, so after I put the tampon in, I can't remove it. Can she take the tampon out without touching her pussy?
>>34135174anon, if a couple has sex once a week that would be considered high frequency sex life by a marriage counselor
>>34135176nothin like having a beer outside while playing hockey
If a guy is 26 and a virgin and wants to make up for all the sex he missed out on, would a 26 year old girlfriend find that exhausting since she wouldn't have the same pent up energy?
>>34135182this is rape, you are a rapistcongrats
I'm below average in everything. Is it worth trying to have friends and a girlfriend? I've never been in contact with anyone or had any connections.
>>34135179We live in a society>>34135185I used to ride my bike drunk. In hindsight, it wasn't the best idea. Running is safer while drunk. The speeds are lower. I still do it.
>>34135190Of course it's worth trying. My high school best friend was a misshapen, obese freak. Looks don't matter much for friends.
>>34135162I always just kinda assume those posters have never had sex, have only had it a few times or that they're retarded twenty-somethings
>>34135187Any girlfriend would find that exhausting because women don't like sex. They don't get horny.
>>34135187depends if you're good in bedif you're hung and have a natural intuition for it, it won't matter in the slightest. if you're very small and also need to be handheld I'd imagine she might not wanna have sex that much unless you were really special.
>>34135190sure, but you have to settle for below average friends and gf, which means they will not act and be like how you wish they would
>>34135176It's 70°F where I live
>>34135176Only a little. It's not cold at all here, just 70F.
>>34135189Everything is rape these daysWhat's next, raping your wife?
>>34135195i thought it was real because its like a bunch of them all saying it every time the question gets asked here
>>34135176Not really. Hot weather is disgusting.
State gender. Have you ever gotten bored enough to break up in a Relationship? I’ve never experienced the “vibes are dead” thing that many experience. My girlfriend had a pretty boring period where she didn’t do much but just being around her made me happy to the point I didn’t feel any reason to break up. Now things are better off, though there’s always up and downs
>>34135204>>34135202Fucking califags. I'm a based snownigger, it's finally below freezing and will probably stay like that for most of january and february.
>>34135211It might be disgusting, but the beaches have eye candy for coomers like me.
>>34135213M, i have never had a relationship. I am a loyal person, if i had one, i probably wouldn't break up.
>>34135207lol no they're retards. Like another poster said, once a week on average is a very active sex life to most people
>>34135181>bro just imbibe these life-altering hormones at the age of fucking 11Not doing anything and doing something are basically the same if both are choices that lead to different outcomes. It's true that you can transition at any age, but the best results come before puberty. It's not like the choice is between doing nothing and nothing happens, versus doing something and something happens, so you can just wait. If you're already altering your life by doing nothing, why not do something to alter it in a way that suits your mind? It's like going to the gym or getting fat, or whatever. And again, this isn't a decision for others to make.
>>34135213f, yeah, but unfortunately I always tried to ignore it and stayed way too long
>>34135202>>34135204Fahrenheit is a load of bullshit, Celsius is king.
>>34135214>Fucking califags.Okie, ackshually.Don't get too jealous. We're gonna get our asses kicked by ice and subzero temps for at least part of next month, probably, and it's like the world is ending over here every time that happens
>>34135222Fahrenheit is the menorah system
>>34135220>but the best results come before pubertyBut then your dick ends up too small to turn inside out.
Why is it so much harder to find a hookup now? I just want a chubby friend with benefits. I'm thin 5foot11 dude and all the girls say "no hookups" on their profile (I know that's only for non-chads) whereas back in 2017 you could find a chubby girl who'd invite you over just for a few hours of fun when she felt like getting laid. Women, actual biological women who are around age 27 to 34, please answer, what changed? Be honest. What actually caused you to raise your standards?
>>34135222I know the metric system is better, but this is just how it is over here in the US
>>34135223Das rite, ese
>>34135227Age of millennial degeneracy is over, thankfully.
>>34135220>Not doing anything and doing something are basically the same if both are choices that lead to different outcomes.this is legitimately subhuman brain damage levels of logic, are you 90IQ wtf is this sentence?
Window shopping for cars online and drinking beer after work. I have become my father
My mother thinks I'm a loser but I'm her first born daughter and she had me out of wedlock at 23 which is the age I am now and spent my entire childhood stressed and throwing fits and only mellowing out for my younger brother Like okay mama slay! You ate with that!
>>34135201>>34135194I've known all these people in society for a long time. They're beautiful, and like normal people, they'll show hatred and secretly mock me; I've seen them mock others. All the girls have had a ton of boyfriends and friends for a long time. It's unlikely that a socially distant person like me exists anywhere else. I literally feel sick and anxious being around people, let alone building any kind of relationship.
>>34135227>what changed?you know what changed, the political and social tone has changed from inching towards more sexual liberation to more judgement and restriction, the days of hookup culture are 100% over
>>34135231That isn't what happened, zoomer girls are just "on their grindset" and "know their worth" and are fucking older guys for money now. Or just aren't into getting fucked at all.
>>34135222Fahrenheit is a better system for describing temperature as we feel it
>>34135234You'll probably end up getting with a guy who's exactly like your mother.
>>34135238I don't believe you, but i am not paying attention to this shit anyway
>>34135235thats why dating and having friends is only for mentally healthy NPC normies, trying to be around any other group of people as any other kind of person will drive you up the walls
>>34135237>the days of hookup culture are 100% overOnly for non-chads, the high-tier dudes are still plowing tons of puss. The girls are just as whorish, they just raised their standards. Now they post slutty pics of themselves and try to make money off of it. Where they could make way more money if they actually put out and did implicit prostitution.
>>34135227Gen Z is puritanical about sex. But not in some religious or dignified way they just see sex itself as a negative because porn use has become so stigmatized, as well as a lot of the feminist dialogue about how sexualizing a woman is automatically a form of abuse/moral grievance. That's to say, zoomers aren't more moral, they just grandstand and get very self-righteous about sex.
i read too much fanfiction help
>>34135240No, I like men who are like my dad, easy going, kind of emotional, funny
>>34135233Cars come with windows anon you don't need to buy extras
>>34135080I don't talk about loneliness much and I've never been on a date before.
>>34135234ok? that doesn't mean she's not right about you being a loser
>>34135239That's not the argument for fahrenheit, schizo
>>34135246Read nonfiction, like the Holy Bible
Genders:How serious of a problem do you see porn addictions as being in mainstream society overall? Do you think it's overblown, underblown? Do you see it in a different light from other people in general, outside of the severity?
>>34135244if you knew anything about history you'd know this isn't a new or isolated phenomenon but a normal and very typical occurrence during recessions and pre-war times
>>34135234You poor girl. I really wish i could save you.
>>34135253i dont really understand religion. i think i’m too smoothbrained for it or something.
>>34135239you feel 100 ?
>>34135248Har har har
>>34135257Religion is the cope of the midwit. Being smoothbrained actually will protect you from it. It's a lure.
>>34135246Read actual books, dumbass.
>>34135263recommend me something?
>>34135250She's right, but it's her fault>>34135256Why are you making fun of me
>>34135259lmaoo unc temperature system
>>34135254fhumans have always been and will always be absolute perverts, nothing will change thatI don't think porn has made that big of a difference, each era in human history has their own battles with degeneracy and this one is no exception it will be replaced by a new vice at some point, so it feels pretty pointless to obsess over it in either direction
>>34135264I don't see how I can since I know nothing about your taste.
>>34135265It's more than making fun of. It's saying the stupid thing that comes into mind out loud. I do wish i could save you, but i can't.
Why is everyone here suddenly talking as if they’ve never once touched grass in their lives? This is so cringe, omg.
>>34135269whats the last book you read!
>>34135265so? it being her fault doesn't change anything
>>34135264nta but Anne Rice will probably go
It's so strange to watch ordinary people on social media—they're beautiful, sociable, always out and about, and full of energy. Especially when you've been stuck at home for years, without any contact with the outside world.
>>34135267agree with this femanoni think the aspect of the internet making falling into such rabbitholes easier and maybe making it worse is worth considering, but the internet isnt going away any time soon. might as well just let it play out and hope people learn cultural self-control and educate their kids better.
>>34135271I am going to touch you
>>34135279I like being touched.
>>34135271It happens often here. I appreciate you acknowledging it.
>>34135245I guess that makes sense. But none of the girls are virgins. They just don't want to fuck. Just sucks. Even going on FetLife I can't make much headway. I tried Feeld and everyone seethes about straight men using Feeld as a hookup app, even though that's what it is. And they go on scathingly about guys who "just want hookups" instead of an "emotional connection." If you want an emotional connection with your FWB, you want a relationship, basically.I'm probably a 5/10 dude and even the 3/10 women act like they're too good to even date me. I've had girlfriends, relationships, but if you want a hookup as a sub8 male even a 3/10 girl won't go for you.
>>34135273The Fifth Head of Cerberus by Gene Wolfe.
>>34135255So is it gonna change after the war starts and probably kills me? It's more the shit since 2019 that caused this. In 2019 I had a girl DTF from /soc/. Since then all I've had are scams.
>>34135245Close. They don’t see sex as a negative, and porn is normalized. The social landscape shifted from public to private, as in people stay at home and meet online instead.Feminism is on a hard decline. They are self righteous in their idealism like every other generational youth, but sex is not one of them.
>>34135277They have their own problems and mental illnesses that you can't comprehend
>>34135184Look, she blows me every time she's on her period, I just want to be able to make her feel good too
>>34135288do I look like nostradamus to you? but it's a very logical development that girls are giving away pussy access more freely when times feel abundant and safe than in times where it feels like shit's about to hit the fan and resources might get harder to come by because this is the female population gearing up to use pussy access as a valuable resource to trade for food and protection by making it rare and hard to get your hands on
>>34135297you would likely make her feel best by just letting her be for a couple of days
>>34135286i will try reading this, thanks
What’s the most likely response if I ask my date about her sexual past ?
>>34135254FI don’t see anyone talking about it so I guess it’s not mainstream.
>>34135270I don't know what you mean by that>>34135274It should change the way she speaks to me
>>34135302>I GAVE MY COUSIN HEAD
>>34135302depends on her IQ >lowshe'll tell you about her abusive ex and her actual bc >mid she'll tell you thats private and none of your business >high she'll dish out a believable story about her being some sort of late bloomer recluse that just never saw the appeal in dating or anything sexual until she met you
>>34135308>don't know what you mean by thatIt's an avant-garde, meta-ironic, subtle joke
Big thank you to the anon that told me to watch Dredd 2012 yesterday. Judge Anderson is a mega cutie, I wish I had a psychic wife I could assault with a mere thought. Side note, I also finish From Paris with Love and that shit was funny as fuck, the vase was my favorite character.State GenderWhats next on my watch list?
>>34135309the kinda gross sick shit men get off to makes me absolutely horrified, even a famous rapper can just admit something like this and its played off as a joke to make fun of himi cant imagine what men arent willing to joke about or admit to.
>>34135314Thats rude
>>34135285How attractive were your gfs? I had a few nice 5-6/10 hook-ups as a sub8 man, but those girls were all chubby. You're right that they still act like they're better than you because they got pumped and dumped by Chads before, and they think that's what they deserve. Modern dating is a joke, these cunts ruined everything.
>>34135323not even your mom is alarmed
>>34135316Sad theres no sequel
>>34135318Ok, perpetual victim
>>34135328;D
>>34135227In my experience, women that write “no hookups” want hookups. They just want to feel you out first.
need a goonette gf so we can bond over our kinky and freaky minds but slowly build a real romantic connection that helps us both transcend our baser attitudes for a more tame but fulfilling existence
Men are checking out of the airbnb
>>34135302Most likely is either a lie or being offended by the question
>>34135326Only the smoke alarm is perpetually alarmed for some mystical reason
>>34135327Heart breaking u_uI need more Anderson
Even one-eyed women are being cute online now, it's over for plain janes who don't even have a cool disability.https://www.youtube.com/shorts/wQYUjysUuys
>>34135332need a goonette gf so i can tease her and call her a pervert while I help her shlick or press her vibrator into her
How do you guys do the antifap stuff?Not fapping is making me want to eat more.
>>34135332and women want a billionaire bf that insists on spoiling her despite her trying to shut down his attempts to spend so much money on her but over time they start to bond over the good times they have on their luxury trips and she warms up to the idea of just letting him show his love this way and buying her all the pretty things and then they lived happily ever after
>>34135332Huh. I rather start slow and then become perverted sex goblins
>>34135333Never really checked in. But women love these for casual sex
They call it lifestyle creep.In reality, I think that YOU are the lifestyle creep.
>>34135334Yep. Though there’s always are some women who’ll be honest, they just don’t expect you to react negatively.
>>34135259Unless you live in Siberia in the winter and the desert in the summer 0-100 on the Fahrenheit scale is the typical range of weather we feel
>>34135345no u
>>34135302She tells you about her sexual past
>>34135320>How attractive were your gfs?One was realistically like a 3/10 but she was BPD love-bombed me so I stuck around.The next was a 7/10 jeeta hookup but that whole thing was sketchy and weird, i think she was mentally ill.My most recent one was a 5/10 looks and 6/10 body, not fat, just thick, small tits, no cellulite, she called me daddy and sucked my dick but wouldn't let me fuck her, then I met her parents, got the flu, didn't see her for a week, she suddenly got distant. She knew I didn't have a job, but I had a ton of savings and was going back to college. She complained that if I was going back to school we wouldn't be able to get an apartment together and it was annoying I didn't have my own place for her to sleep and get away from her noisy roommates. It really fucking sucks because she was the hottest girl I'd gotten, yeah she was pretty plain and you might not notice her walking by her but I would have put my college plans on hold and gone back to wagecucking (even though I didn't need to) to get a place for us.But even if I had had my own place, it would have likely been with roommates like her and still no privacy. She met her (uglier) friend's boyfriend who had his own studio, probably thought "why doesn't my boyfriend have this?" and dropped me.Just sucks that she kept calling me babe and did some nice things for her here and there and then just got so cold. She would go an entire day without replying to my texts. It was fuckign insane. Like some kind of shit test where I was supposed to ignore her as well. I tried once, and she went a full 19 hours without contacting me at all.I was on the verge of breaking up with her myself when she did. And I still tried to save it like a cuck. At least when she asked me to text her so she knew I got home safe, I didn't do that. I just drove off and never texted her again.Once I have another girl on my dick I might text her. But why should she care? She already has 100+ matches waiting for her.
>>34135343if i loved her enough that would also be okay but i still find the first scenario more romantic/nice to think about.
>>34135341Do it for 2 or 3 days. More than that is bad.
Is it true that erections are a use them or lose them?
Men are checking out other men… awoo~~
>>34135338I can't tell if social media is doing wonders for ableism or if its setting it centuries backwards. Back in the day we'd say they were "touched by god" but now they're just cool cute quirk chungus's. They even got sexy midgets now. Like they're genuinely trying to normalize hot midgets.
>>34135331>They just want to feel you out first.For what?
>>34135316FThe Holdovers
>>34135341I dont stop jerking off. I jerk off once a week or once every two weeks.I just dont use porn and refuse to engage with any paraphilic, fetish-based content. I personally think that is far worse.
>>34135357Thats right. Like eggs in a woman we only get so many before we run out. Don't let them go to waste.
It’s kind of fucked up that the only women I can find who are dtf are married women in open relationships. I don’t mean that’s actually wrong, I mean there’s no LTR potential between them and me; but then when you are in the “early stages” of dating someone seriously and monogamously, you’re expected to be completely asexual and robotic out of respect.
>>34135365>The HoldoversYou win. I just saw Dominic Sessa in the new Now You See Me movie and enjoyed his presence. I hope its a fun movie.
>>34135368>WATCH>T>H>E>VIDEOno thanks
>>34135369thats because you can drastically lower your expectations when you have zero plans to actually be in a relationship with someoneif you just need some dick then wether or not your a broke asshole isn't going to have much weight but it certainly has a ton of weight if the plan is to find someone that would make a good dad
>>34135369i feel like the open relationship thing only happens when the dude cant fuck properlylike i hate to do the "muh dik" meme but I'm pretty hung and the only women ive ever been approached by/seen that way are married women with dead bedrooms.
You really are just a pawn in a much larger game, aren’t you?
>>34135362The feels. A lot of women need emotional attachment. Personality and connection can be a big part of sex
>>34135334Then why do men online act like this is a hang up? If they ask, they’ll get played. And if they don’t ask, it’s not something to care about.
>>34135376>if you just need some dick then wether or not your a broke asshole isn't going to have much weight but it certainly has a ton of weight if the plan is to find someone that would make a good dadIronic because my ex dumped me for not being a wagie, even though she had some kind of cancer gene and didn't want any kids. (I still paid for all our dates btw)
>>34135357In rare cases nofap can make you impotent permanently
>>34135379we all are
>>34135379NOT ME IM THE ELDRITCH CEO OF ALL CEOS FUCK YOU
Is there any real reason to pursue a relationship and get married as a guy?She's just gonna cheat on me when she's bored
>>34135155>it's MEN'S fault I'm a disgusting sexually twisted freak!lmao>>34135246die fujo
>>34135382so you're not only broke but also retarded? I just said the expectation are much higher for a relationship than a hook up and your ex was a relationship so her expectations would have been those of someone that has to consider what spending the rest of their life with you would be like
>>34135386there is no point. period. so stop asking this question, the dilemma is solved
>>34135380So they basically want a relationship and not a torrid hookup.When I was 24 some girl invited me over to watch Avatar in her loft studio apartment. She was fat with blue hair but still at least it was something. She didn't make it difficult for me. Now I'm 32 and fat girls act all huffy like they are queens. Like if we got along I'd be in a relationship with her (I was in a 2 year relationship with a fat girl) but if she just wants dick then why mess around?
>>34135386>>34135391More wife's for me wehehehe
>>34135386relationships are a huge scam
>>34135386Not if you join in and sodomize the other dude whose dick she goes to town on.
>>34135390I'm not broke. Got 80k in savings. Not a ton, but definitely enough to tolerate a few months of a break in working. If she has a job and makes more money than me (60k v.s. 55k) then why does it matter?
>>34135393when you say fat, how fat are you talking about? post example pic
>>34135387>NOOOOO THIS GAY FANFICTION IS TOO LE DEGENERATEthe lady in that post is a clown coping out of her mind but its not like gay fanfiction is some big deal, who cares
>>34135374It’s not a fun movie, but it has fun moments. And it feels like an actual movie, one that wasn’t made for the brand name or the Chinese market
>>34135387its not gay romance omg whats wrong with you theres not even any ships
>>34135098My bf wants sex everyday so we have sex at least once a day
>>34135398yeah you are brain dead, no point in trying to explain it to you
>>34135400140 lbs or more
>>34135314Nta but I understood and appreciated it. I like your style of humor.
>>34135361I think it's good that people can now see that the disabled live lives like the rest of us and aren't just miserable charity cases.
>>34135408Moid hands.
>>34135412nice pic, thanks
>>34135335Change the batteries Tyrone
>>34135413She appreciated it too. She likes the attention.
>>34135406What do you mean it's not gay romance? The show is about two male hockey players hooking up
>>34135341That shits gay and a massive cope for virgins. I just jerk off to hot naked chicks every once in a while, don't go overboard.
*chirp chirp*Oh god switch off tomorrow and back to futaba
>>34135393Not really. I’ll put it in porn terms for you; imagine a kink tag called emotional. It’s not a relationship, it’s a specific sexual act. The foreplay is all about connection.
>>34135354What was wrong with the 7/10 girl exactly? She sounds like the best one besides the fact that she's brown.>but wouldn't let me fuck her>She would go an entire day without replying to my textsYeah, fuck her. She's awful. Don't text her again.
>>34135422erm what show? just curious
>>34135425Science says
Is tinder passport worth it?
>>34135379After the game is over the pawn and the king to back in the same box
>>34135431Probably not, but I don't know what dat is.
>>34135420I didn't get it
>>34135379Yeah, but I think I'd rather do that than play it myselfhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfNx2KF8Fd8
>>34135431yeah come to europe
>>34135403The problem is that 1) she's pretending that there's something deeper than her liking man on man action, 2) that it's straight men's/society's fault that she like yaoi, and 3) ignoring the fact that women like her aren't objectifying gay men (or hockey players) maybe because 4) women have some kind of right to this kind of thingTLDR: She's just a hypocritical self-righteous cunt
>>34135434You liked the (you)s
>>34135438No
>>34135420I don't think she did. But she certainly does. That's why she's here whining all the timeMiss Debbie Downer
>>34135428I'm not giving you schlicking materialGoogle it
>>34135437>women have some kind of right to this kind of thingdo you ask permission before you jerk off to your fetishes too?
>>34135439I like the (you)s. You are an extention of my consciousness so you have to have liked the (you)s too.
>>34135403That's like telling me your scat fetish is no big deal, revoltingfujos are iredeemably fucked in the head. ignore me at your own peril>>34135406>no shipsapologies you may proceed
What happens if you force a performative male and a tradwife on a date?
>>34135428Heated Rivalry
>>34135441fiiine. y do u even know this stuff
>>34135449They’ll have an awkward date and then move on with their lives
>>34135449they both get the ick
>>34135437Bro wtf why do you even care so much about this shit. Took the time out of your day to read some dumb bitch's novel and write one of your own. So she's retarded, yeah big whoop, she's a woman, laugh and move on. Stop putting this much importance into some dumb twitter chick's opinion.
>>34135449They will stop using empty zoomer terms.
>>34135449They'll both look at their phones the entire time and possibly have existential crises.
>>34135459Boomer go pay my rent
>>34135437total fujo extermination
>>34135449Lots of sex and babies, according to science
What the hell is a performative male?
>>34135452Pretty much every single female that covers sports has gone on and on about it and it's pissed me offFucking cunts
Just saw a letterboxd video of movie-related deaths of 2025.It hit me more than I expected and at over 7 mins long, it was longer than Ithought.But it was really tastefully done.
>>34135411not an argument but ok
>>34135467No such thing.
>>34135449sex, the usual
>>34135467Fake feminist
>>34135458I probably shouldn't care because it's the internet and it's not a real placeJust the sanctimoniousness over smut has me fucking heated
>>34135467A faggot. I could give you a more complicated answer, but they're annoying faggots.
>>34135400like 5'9" and 240 lbs
>>34135426AYRT and yeah I jerk off to that stuff, I like a lot of kissing and tenderness. And I could understand that too if the women weren't so boring to talk to.
How do I become more interesting? I don’t know how to talk to people. I like listening more than talking.
>>34135469I always wondered if I would ever cry over a celebrity dying, but I learned that I'm capable of it when David Lynch died.I cried all evening. I had to tell my dad I loved him and shared a scene from Twin Peaks with him.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcsNhIozEPohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbOkagvRQgQ
>>34135479They are not. It’s a you problem
>>34135414Is it ethically wrong to pop a boner because a disabled woman is hot?
>>34135475I'm telling you, you gotta chill. A circus is for laughing at.
>>34135481If you don’t talk, you do. Get interesting hobbies that you are passionate about.
>>34135481Be more narcissistic. Try removing some of the filters you have on yourself. Listening is good, but rambling about nonsense is almost just as good.
>>34135486No, unless she's intellectually disabled and not capable of consenting to sex.
>>34135427>What was wrong with the 7/10 girl exactly?First date I waited an hour in the parking lot down the street for her to come to me. The 2nd date it was 90 minutes. She also wanted me to buy her liquor, and tried to drink it in the car, I explained to her that that was illegal and she couldn't open alcohol. She was from india but spoke good english. She wasted my time, wanted to fuck in the woods but then didn't, finally I did fuck her 2 months later, after I took her to a lunch place where she pissed off the waitress with stupid questions, got bitchy and demanding about the kind of liquor I buy her, made me eat her pussy before I fucked her (at least it was shaved and she had good hygeine), and then we had sex, but I couldn't go too hard because she didn't want to make noise and alert her brother in the next room of their apartment, because he would honor-kill her for fucking a white guy or something (she never exactly said, she just didn't want me to kiss her in public in case her "friends" saw).So yeah she was not girlfriend material. Nice body though. I'd hit her up again but she moved to another state.
>>34135479Wow haha gayyyyy
>>34135483Lynch had nothing to do with that scene, it was all Mark Frost. People really forget him in the Twin Peaks equation.
>>34135483A...I too cried several times over it.Probably a culmination of other things that lead to it. But I am sure David would have been happy that it helped me let out some emotions. :)>>34135495You forgot to write "nta".
>>34135257contrary to what the other anon said, religion is a treasure trove of the deepest human experiences and questions. it is tied to our most distinctive capacities as a creature. but being able to see that takes a lot of study and contemplation, and it isn't something most people can do.
>>34135492This retard is eating indian pussy
>>34135484>They are not. It’s a you problemI should correct myself: some women are not boring to talk to. I have a few female friends I never plan to fuck, who are fun to talk about politics, retarded internet drama, video games, hobbies, whatever. But most of the women on dating apps? They do nothing to carry the conversation. They seem annoyed that you are even talking to them. I have obviously had some exceptions but holy shit I ask them an interesting question and they give the most curt answer...like I am trying to get to know you. I say something interesting about myself, they don't give a shit. Lots of women have thought I was funny, the people who found me funniest guy they ever knew were women, but those women also had personalities that created the context for me to be funny.
>>34135495Don't make assumptions about me; I know the score. Lynch directed that scene.
>>34135500Indian girls are hot
>is called an "eagle" but actually is not an eagle>lives on swamps, marshes and other shitty places>eats carcasses>afraid of huntingLook, this bird is just like atoga moids
>>34135500Yeah it is genuinely my greatest shame that I did that. She wouldn't let me fingerfuck her either. Finally we compromised on me rubbing her clit. Then she wanted to watch porn to get herself more turned on to fuck my scrawny ass. Which was at least partly because of the fact that she told me to stop every 2 seconds because it was making it hard for her to be quiet, and apparently my dick hurt her (it's not big, she just was very tight).In the end she didn't cum. If it weren't for fear of being accused of rape I would have just fucked her hard anyway, not given a fuck if she moaned, then if her brother came in I'd kick that jeet's ass (literally anyone can beat up a jeet, I have never been physically intimidated by one in my life) and taken her on the run with me as my little jeeta princess. But that obviously couldn't happen.
>>34135506They can be, but there's absolutely no need to be submissive to them like that
FUCK IT WE BALLWE ARE SO BACK
>>34135491Okay but how does that work in relation to other milder mental illnesses such as bpd, anxiety, or (for the sake of argument) trans identity/body dysmorphia? What about schizophrenia?
>>34135497>But I am sure David would have been happy that it helped me let out some emotions. :)For sure.One of our country's greatest filmmakers, one of our best artists period.
>>34135501It’s definitely a you problem.
>>34135511...the cycle continuesTell us anon, what has got us "SO BACK" as they say>>34135508What the fuck is this supposed to mean
>>34135509Should have fucked in a car or a hotel room.
>>34135510Not him, but I've never felt remotely submissive whenever I ate a girl out.They don't know how to act whenever you do that to them, at least in my experience.
>>34135447nah not really>ignore me at your own perilare the fujos gonna kidnap me if im not careful?
>>34135519I tried. She wanted me to get a hotel room but it seemed like some sort of scam so I was hesitant to pay the money. She also said "well why don't you just give me the 200 dollar then! girlfriend isn't free!" but then she ended up fucking me for free so she might have been trying to be a hooker and failing at it. We made out and I rubbed her pussy in the back of my car in my parents driveway while they were on vacation at 10;30 at night but I didn't bring her inside because I didn't want her to know where I lived because I was convinced she was a lure for some indian robbery scam. We were gonna have sex in the woods since I knew a really remote trail and bought a ground blanket, but then she took 2 hours to get ready and by the time she did she said "well itll be getting dark so i don't want to do that anymore" and then we didn't.By the end I just fucked her out of sunk cost fallacy. That's the only reason i was willing to lick her pussy too.
>>34135512>milder mental illnesses such as bpdUhhhh
>>34135522Horrible story
>>34135155>implying social expectations are what cause women to take on emotional carer roles and not the unabsolvable fact that women simply experience emotions deeper and are more equipped on average to take on carer rolesand i suppose men work construction also because of societal expectations? shiggy diggy
>>34135524Lol anon thought he was slick
>>34135483I enjoyed the David Lynch retrospective that my local indie cinema put on after his death. I got to see Eraserhead and Blue Velvet on 35mm.
>>34135525Yeah it sucked. I have never felt so beta getting laid.
>>34135510no need to be submissive to any woman ever, sexually or notbut i agree
>>34135528Ahhhh that's so sick, I've never gotten to see any of his in a theater.
>>34135529Have you watched codex pajeet 2 and codex pajeet 3? They're good documentaries. Available on odysee rumble and those nazi sites.
>>34135528OP here, I am jealous.I live in bumfuck nowhere and they did nothing. I probably would habe just cried throughout the movies anyway...
>>34135521You sound like you actually like fujos, fuck off you bisexual faggot
>>34135427>but wouldn't let me fuck her>She would go an entire day without replying to my texts>Yeah, fuck her. She's awful. Don't text her again.Yeah she told me I had a big dick, said it was kinda hot that I was a couple years older, called me "daddy" in the most awkward way possible, then deep throated my cock several times. But wouldn't let me fuck with a condom and told me I HAD to wear a condom. Okay fine. Every time I got to the point of sticking it in I'd ask (this is the only time I "ask for consent" cause I think it's gay otherwise but I am not gonna just jam a dick into her) "do you want to" or "are you ready?" and she'd say "not yet" and so I would just fingerbang her instead for like 20 minutes. and she's jerk me off. I figured she just didn't want to get used for sex. Okay fair. I actually liked her so I let it go.She had long days at work, 10 hour days every day, but for christ's sake can't you take 5 minutes before you drive home and text me back? I always did that for my ex while working in a factory.I feel like she will never be happy. My other ex is still on dating apps too. I'm sure they've both been fucked by a dozen men since they dumped me but I am pretty sure they still haven't found a relationship.
>>34135532All in all I saw Eraserhead, Blue Velvet, Wild at Heart, Fire Walk with Me, Lost Highway. Mulholland Drive, and Inland Empire in the theatre after his death. It's great to have a relatively nearby indie cinema.
>>34135535why call someone a faggot but still feel its necessary to specify they're bisexual
>>34135533Yes. Like I said, I am really glad she was clean down there. I find indians disgusting by the girls are appealing as easy fucktoys. I'm tempted to try seducing at gas stations, flirting a bit then handing them my number when I pay if they seemed receptive. The idea of getting some jeeta to fuck me in the back of my car and ruin her for her arranged marriage is hot as hell to me.
>>34135483Why
>>34135539So I'm right. You're defending fujos because they're the only women that aren't repulsed by your faggot ass
>>34135540Chinese ones are probably easy mode too. You're smart to not reveal where you live. Keep that up.
>>34135538You lucky motherfucker. That's awesome.
>>34135543nope youre just projecting words at me because you're seething over twitter posts
Okay let’s do this.State gender and you sad/disappointing sex story
>>34135550Mwhat is sex
>>34135549hi can at seethe to you about twitter posts next (its okay if the answer is no)
>>34135542I love his work to death. I find most of his stuff very resonant with me for whatever reason.I hesitate to say that I'm on the same wavelength as him, but I guess I kinda just did. I like how earnestly beautiful and strange his movies are.
>>34135552No idea, that’s why I want to hear the bad ones
>>34135550Mgirl laughed at my peen size one time unironically
>>34135155>Women complain about the power dynamics for romance in books written for themLolFucking meme gender
>>34135544>Chinese ones are probably easy mode too.Where do I find those? Gas stations / convenience stores have the indians. I don't consume enough goyslop to actually go regularly enough, but I could start chewing gum more or something. I figure 3 or 4 times esp if it's quiet I can chat with her, even just ask if she likes working there, and see if there's a vibe. There's one I go to sometimes with friends that has a jeeta there which is how I got the idea. I bet if she's in an oppressive family thing too she might love sneaking out for me to pick her up. I just don't want to accidentally hit up an underage jeeta, I would have to kill myself. Obviously I wouldn't go through with it but still.Any idea where to meet chinese girls? There are some asian markets around but I feel like it's mostly weebs there.
>>34135561Damn I can’t imagine being so mean. So eh.. how big/small is it?
>>34135561ah, can't wait for a girl to laugh at my peen size someday, it is absurdly small when flaccid. sex is all about performance though, i suppose, would be fun to try to roll with it. couldn't imagine actually having a hang-up over it and then having a girl laugh, what was the aftermath like?
>>34135561>but women don't care about size!Lol
>>34135550MI had expressed dissatisfaction at the dry spell (over two months) in our relationship with a woman I was in a relationship for a little over three years.She initiated sex with me one day, after about two and a half months of abstinence.Afterwards, she sneered at me and said>I guess all I have to do is let you rape me every now and then to keep you happy, huh?I finally grew a spine and broke up with her a couple months later.I haven't dated since, not for about seven years. Destroyed my self-esteem.Only within the last year have I found myself even remotely interested in dating again.
>small boobs:D>small dick...what's the equivalent of small dick in women? nothing?
>>34135565just around 5" hard but its a bit skinny and im a big dude so yk >>34135567i think you dont need to be a 10 inch porn monster is what they mean, i dont think most people actually say size doesnt matter at all whatsoever
>>34135567Relax incel, all women is not one person. And lucky for us all men is not you
>>34135570Having a short pussy.
>>34135570nothing, women are just more valuable
>>34135570Vaginismus.
>>34135566>sex is all about performanceyeah, with functional body partsyou arent performing anything, retarded dicklet faggot LMAO
>>34135570Flat butt?
>>34135572>you dont need to be a 10 inch porn monster is what they meanApparently you have to be
>>34135582oh maybe. hank hill butt.
>>34135573Never seen a woman who actually didn't care snd the limit wasn't actually 6 inches
>>34135569Yikes. Hopefully she’s in a sexless relationship now.
>>34135550A girl once rubbed my cum on me after a bj. Starting from my should and down my chest and stomach. I didn’t think it was sexy.
>>34135586I honestly doubt you have seen a woman
>>34135587Yikes indeed. That relationship majorly fucked me up for a while, and she wasted years of my time and money
>>34135569Do women who actually give effort towards having a healthy sex life exist?
>>34135588Ew. Sorry that happened to you
>>34135569Well, that sure was over by that point at least.
>>34135591They do. Don't take my bad experience as evidence to the contrary.I just had bad luck and was a poor judge of character.
>>34135590Are you overcorrecting now where you look for sex nymphs, hehe
Girls, would you like being complimented on your obedience?
>>34135591Yeah. They are very active in mental health in relationships and sex is a big part if it
>>34135570there is nonebeing a dicklet is basically seen akin to being a eunuch. it robs you of being a "man", same way being 5'7 does.
>>34135598Ew creepy
>>34135595Not exactly, because I wasn't looking for them to begin with. This was a woman I had been friends with since middle school.I doubt I'll ever sleep with a woman on the first date again, though. I did with her; I felt comfortable with it since we had spent a lot of time hanging out as friends already.
>>34135595>>34135603lol I misread this and thought you said "where you aren't looking"My bad. Definitely not, then. I've never been interested in casual sex, and this didn't change it.
>>34135603Oh okay. I hope you find someone.. compatible and healthy. It’s nice to know you want to try again
>>34135606Oh I’m so bad at English I didnt even notice.
>>34135561Same
I want to deprive a foid of sex and intimacy
>>34135607Me too! And thanks.>>34135609JP? It doesn't seem too bad to us.
>>34135615Mhm. Thank you
Should I ghost her
>>34135564You're asking an incel guy who doesn't even live in your country. You know better than i do.
>>34135598Fuck no. That makes it sound like it isn't my choice.
>>34135592I wasn’t attracted to her much which made it worse
Is sentimental/cute love and dating for teenagers? Does everyone just grow out of it at some point.
>>34135624I don't think so.
>>34135610did you still have sex?
>>34135580the whole thing is a performance, from start to finish, and the start happens long before you and some girl are ever in a bedroom together. i was talking about that. lesbians get each other off all the time, for instance. of course if you focus your performance on dick size alone with a small dick, you'll get laughed at, but sex is way more than that. like a good magic trick, distract them with expectation so you can show them something fun and unexpected.
>>34135624It feels more impactful and special as a teenager. As an adult you tend to have a down to earth approach to love and romance. You don’t grow out of it, you grow into it.
Giving up on the book I was reading, it's just too much of a slog.
>>34135632What was it? Let's hear your Evil Review.
Continuing with the book I'm reading because it reminds me of>her.
i feel like dick size, breast size etc only becomes a real issue if you're obviously insecure about ita dicklet or chestlet that owns it is completely different to someone who is totally in their head about it.
>>34135550FWas brainwashed by porn to think that sex feels good, was disillusioned instantly but coped for years. As in dated and had sex several times a week for 8 years because I imagined that taking dick was just part of being a functional adult like periods and employment
>>34135598Only in a sexual context and don't use the word obedience you're making it weird>>34135613You'll never be Him™
>>34135638Clearly you're just a lesbian
>>34135625Why not>>34135631I mean that *kind* of love, being silly and having fun, doing cute things together, not love as a whole
>>34135633A Journal of the Plague Year by Daniel Defoe. I wouldn't say it's bad it's just that I was expecting a novel because it was in the fiction section and this is more like a non-fiction report on the London plague of 1665. There's no story, or dialogue, or characters, just a fictional narrator recounting pretty dry stuff about how London responded to the plague.
>>34135644>Why notI love like that, and I'm a decidedly average grown man.
Men, how much would the knowledge that the sole thing keeping your ex gf from jumping off a parking garage is the fact that you would be mad at her and that you are also emotionally unstable bother you? Like scale of 1 - 10
I just had to get out of bed, because I completely forgot I made a shitload of beef stock and the pot was still on the cooking plate. I switched off the plate already like 3 hours ago and it's past midnight now.This took me 20 minutes to put it into smaller containers and stuff.I am so fucking stupid.
>>34135649Genuinely what the fuck does this even say. Am I retarded?
>>34135638That’s sad. Do you have the same feeling with toys? I really want sex to be good, and I assume it will be because I like porn and toys and stuff
>>34135649M10. I would block your number and try to forget you existed rather than continue to be emotionally held hostage by you.
>>34135649Rewrite that.
>>34135637Breast size only has aesthetic contributionsFlat women don't actually make any less milkMeanwhile dick size affects pleasure
>>34135652You aren't; I had to read it out loud to try to make any amount of sense out of it. I think femanon might be insane.
>>341356491. it’s an ex I’ve moved on I’m not responsible anymore
>>34135652It's technically a sentence>>34135654>blockOkay see this is better than what he said he'd do. But I feel like most people would/should react like this and he's bluffing.>>34135655No
>>34135660>I think femanon might be insaneFitting.
>>34135649i would more be bothered she is at that point rather than bothered that she isn't doing it because of me. on the contrary, if i thought an ex (that still cared about me) were going to off themselves, i'd make it very clear that i would follow suit in response as tit-for-tat. i wouldn't be happy about it, but if that is what it takes to keep them around, then so be it.
>>34135659true but if you're gonna be with a dicklet you might as well be with a fun one
>>34135664Why do you make me want to say something bad to you? Don't be this way.
>>34135666But is that a bluff. Would you actually? Is it unethical for her to do it if someone has threatened the tit for tat thing?
>>34135649Get a grip, men show suicidal texts from their exs at parties and laugh.
>>34135667can dicklets make up for it by using their fingers and mouth
>>34135670So I should assume it's a bluff and just do what I want, cool.
>>34135671No because it's not about physical pleasure, it's about female perception of you as unmasculine.
>>34135671maybe short term but long term it probably gets annoyingALTHOUGH penis sleeves exist so its not like it matters
>>34135637>>34135667None of you have ever said anything that doesn't justify my insecurityJust "get over it"Like I'm just supposed to get over being inadequate
>>34135664>Okay see this is better than what he said he'd do. But I feel like most people would/should react like this and he's bluffing.Block him yourself and move on. Get a fucking grip, anon.
>>34135677Literally, yes. Ugly people have to get over being ugly. Manlets have to get over being manlets. Etc etc. If you cant change it, your choices are>obsess and ruminate over it and let it ruin your mood all the time>get over it and accept itThere are no alternatives.
>>34135676>ALTHOUGH penis sleeves exist so its not like it mattersI'd shoot my brains out with a shotgun all over my wife if she asked to used a penis sleeve
*chops your leg off*
>>34135679>move on To the parking garage! He's not the reason I want to do it he's the reason I have any hesitation I think you might be a little mixed up here.
>>34135683Decoy leg, bitch
>>34135682i dont think it matters for married couples anywayif she loves you enough to marry you i doubt your dick size is a negative at all to begin with
>>34135684Yeah, move on to the parking garage and then drive back home with your tail between your legs, not having done shit.BPDemon. You're just acting out to get attention from this guy, and now from us.You won't do shit.
Okay, I'm done. Not another boring and exactly the same incel debate about cocks. I'm going to unbookmark this thread. This is my last post here.Adiós losers.
Should I wrap my perceptions of reality and myself into thinking I'm better than I am or that my limitations don't exist?
>>34135682lmao you are such a dramatic clown.
>>34135681Being ugly and being short seem like easier things to get over
>>34135690mrrrp
>>34135685Check your third leg..
>>34135683If yo leg got cut off, would it hurt?
>>34135691no, you should keep complainign about it like the little bitch that you are
>>34135669how much of a bluff it is depends on how much it'd take to convince her. when you're at the point of suicide, though, by and large you've thrown ethical considerations out the window as it is an ultimate act of selfishness and, as far as i'm concerned, an unforgivable abandonment.
>>34135653I can come with a dildo, it's more that the mental and physical inconveniences add up.Doing it alone is like having a really good sandwich while sex is like having that sandwich while riding a bike in pouring rain. At that point I just prefer no sandwich even if it's normally my favorite
Yeah I tbink I'm just gonna hgohtt her
>>34135690See you tomorrow
the dumpling place had peking duck dumplings as the feature
Why are my hands and arms so thin and girly? Not enough testosterone as a kid? Defective genetics?
New George Floyd just dropped in Minnesota
>>34135687I haven't texted him in 5 days and the conversation I'm referencing was months ago during a different incident.I wish there was a way to send you a newspaper clipping when I actually do it, I do want some spite involved in the process thanks for contributing. Not fucking around with pills this time.>>34135698See that's thing if this goes right I have no need for forgiveness I would just prefer for him to not also be dead.
>>34135708Jill Floyd or George Foid?
>>34135701You're gonna show up looking like this?
>>34135690you can just leave, no need to annouce
>>34135710George Foid
>>34135708Heard that after ICE shot this woman they blocked EMTs from getting to her. I guess all that Israeli training that US law enforcement gets is really rubbing off on them, that's a classic West Bank move.
>>34135709>I wish there was a way to send you a newspaper clipping when I actually do it, I do want some spite involved in the process thanks for contributing.Whatever.Seriously, block this guy. He's your ex. There are other fish in the sea.
>>34135718>MUH JEWS
I guess you just gotta stop worrying about the what ifs of the future and just fucking ball the best you can.This mentality is the best one.And if you disagree you’re an op.
>>34135718>+7kIsrael are the Good Guys. One day you will understand. Do you work for Code Pink or that other one?
>>34135708this one is going to make the george floyd stuff look like nothing. no thin blue line this time, just blood in the gutters. walz also just cancelled his re-election campaign last week too so the escalation won't be slow or measured like last time.
>>34135726Counterpoint: it's a white woman, and we will all be distracted when Trump invades Cuba in a week
>>34135700MI was exactly like you. Though, I wasn't coping for that long. But I also was disillusioned about sex. And I had this phase where I thought, that sex isn't even that good, I can do it better alone with my toys whenever I want, with less inconvenience. Which is true. But after years of being without a relationship, with only friends and masturbation, I started to crave more of a psychological feel. Like to dominate or be dominated. Maybe it came with age, or I just got brainwashed. But the psychological aspect really added another layer. Though I still don't get people who say that sex feels better than masturbation to them biologically. That just isn't true.
>>34135722I believe anon said Israelis, not Jews. Anon's also correct to point out that US law enforcement trains under Israelis.
>>34135709if it were the right ex, i would certainly retaliate in full, so i dunno roll those dice if you're really that willing to hurt him i guess but it sure is a sorry way to leave people. i wouldn't ever recover if my most cherished ex offed herself, even if i didn't kill myself in response, it would damn me to a life of misery and loneliness until i croak. it is a level of abandonment i would never recover from.
>>34135078The secret is that if you're pretty and say no, your husband will just force you to have sex.
>>34135728I thought it was greenland
>>34135213FYes, and I listen to my gut and cut ties quickly when I'm bored. I see it as the kind thing to do.
Yeehaw.
>>34135720So just, don't care what he does and do it anyway?>>34135733>retaliateAgainst someone who isn't going to perceive the retaliation? It's less a willingness to hurt him and more an unwillingness to continue doing...anything.
>>34135731What, all our cops? All of them?
Women do you think boyfriends and husbands are overrated?
>>34135731Don't be disingenuous.
>>34135246I have 37 tabs of fanfic open right now, I can't help you.>>34135254F, this is impossible to measure. I'm not a brainologist so I have no idea what porn is doing to people, so attributing every male behaviour I dislike to "too much porn" feels like a cop-out.>>34135277People only post their positive experiences, anon. You're not seeing their whole lives.
>>34135635Continuing reading a book because I want it to be >him.
>>34135743No
>>34135711Ghost I mean mb
>>34135747Plap
>>34135744israeli bot spotted
RELAPSED!!!! lmao I can't go one day
>>34135743Boyfriends are overrated. Propose or sit on your thumbs.
>>34135747Do you have either
>>34135744I'm not. I would contend that Israelis are being disingenuous by trying to conflate Jewry as a whole with Israelis.>>34135742No, not all of them or even a majority of them, but plenty of them.https://deadlyexchange.org/deadly-exchange-research-report/>From the acting Deputy Director of ICE to the current Chief of Police in Washington DC, from San Diego to Chicago to Atlanta, since 2002 thousands of American law enforcement officials have trained in Israel with Israeli police, military and the Shin Bet.>And thousands more have participated in security conferences and workshops with Israeli military, law enforcement and security officials held in the U.S.
>>34135570Nothing. Boobs are a secondary sex characteristic exclusive to women. Men have no comparison. They simply have fewer sexy parts.
>>34135751What's your addiction?
>>34135743Er... no? They're pretty damn important.
>>34135756>>34135758DO YOU HAVE EITHER?
>>34135761No, but I don't see how that affects my opinion...
Any boyfriend-free girls itt?
>>34135741>Against someone who isn't going to perceive the retaliation?just because you won't be around, you think it's fine for bad things to come for people you love? because that IS what will happen, you don't need to be around for that, and your final moments will be regret that you offed yourself (universal reaction to impending death from suicide) and guilt about what the aftermath will be for people you will no longer be able to take care of.you're really okay with that?
>>34135767Mhm. Are you going to be mean?
>>34135767Why?You want to hook up with me?
>>34135761Nope
>>34135768I already tried to do it once I've confronted those thoughts. I wanted my mother because I was panicked and felt terrible but I didn't "regret" it I regretted it not working. So what I'm just supposed to go another 50 years with no other motivation than "it would upset the like 4 people who are close enough to me to care?" How the fuck is that supposed to work?
>>34135769No, I’m a girlfriend-free boy. That would be very hypocritical of me.>>34135770No, sorry. I’d probably need to take you out on a few dates first.
>>34135767I am your aborted girlfriend, I'm in heaven, I would've loved to be your girlfriend
i'm watching amvs...https://youtu.be/y5JXaEaJAJk
>>34135767UnfortunatelyYou got a question?
FUUUUUCK MY LOIIIIIIIFEEEEE!!!!!!! I KNOW ITS OVEEERRRR STILL I CLING
>>34135774>No, sorry. I’d probably need to take you out on a few dates first.How should I behave on a date with a moid? Also what should I wear?
>>34135778Why don't you just walk up to a guy in public and tell him that he's your boyfriend now?
>>34135784How would that improve my life in any way. That sounds terrible.
>>34135757Gooning
>>34135774Okay. Was there more to that question or just survey hehe
>>34135778I was just curious. What are you looking for?>>34135782Act natural. Don’t try to be someone you’re not.Wear something pretty but comfortable.
>>34135791Go to bed.
>>34135782>How should I behave on a date with a moid?submissively>Also what should I wear?something skimpy
>>34135792>Looking forI found it it just doesn't want me any moreCuriosity satisfied?
>>34135782Be touchy.Wear something you are comfortable in for a man you like to look at you.
>>34135792>>34135794>>34135797>2 completely contradictory answersGreat advice, guys
>>34135791Just being nosy, mostly.It’s a cheeky reference to something an infamous American Internet personality said twenty-ish years ago, also.He’d go to his local mall with a sign that announced that he was “looking for a boyfriend-free girl”
Maybe I was aborted and this is hell ebcause I never got baptized
>>34135772you haven't known people who have had those close to them kill themselves, have you? it's not going to be a minor inconvenience, it is going to be a stain they carry with them perpetually. at best, you will be a sad memory for them they carry forever, at worst they will be prone to blaming themselves, wondering if only they had reached out more, if only they had done this, if only they had done that, and nothing will be able to convince them otherwise. and all that because you THINK that you can't get any other motivation or reach a peaceful place? do you really think that is an okay thing to do to even one single person? when you are at the point where you are willing to harm other people in ways they will never recover from, you need to step back and realize that your perspective is not one you can trust or should listen to, and go seek guidance from someone more clear headed. just because you don't a path forward doesn't mean there isn't one and thet certainly isn't license to harm others (in permanent ways, i would like to remind you).
>>34135796Where’d you find it, and what makes you so sure it isn’t interested? Did it say so?
>>34135799do the second one
>>34135793It’s morning. And I’m technically in bed
>>34135708literally nothing will happen. nothing ever happens
>>34135799Well, we aren’t a monolith.I said you shouldn’t be something you’re not because you don’t want to set any false expectations or put yourself in an uncomfortable position.I said you should dress pretty but comfortable because you should try to look nice, but you shouldn’t wear anything that makes you nervous or uncomfortable.I’ll also add that you shouldn’t overthink it and shouldn’t force anything.
>>34135765>>34135771you should date each other then
>>34135801Okay. Don’t know much about american Internet personalities. Specially when I was 2 at the time
>>34135809I'm past the "fooling around with women" phase in my life.
>>34135803I have been.That's why this is weighing on me so heavily and I'm genuinely worried he might do it. But he didn't the last time someone close to him went through with it, so would he really?Oh blah blah bullshit you sound like a (bad) therapist. Not one "professional" has been able to do shit for me in the past 15 years.My mother is traumatized from the past attempt, sometimes I'll wake up from a really deep sleep because she was making sure I was breathing. Doesn't change the fact that sticking it out for another 50 years sounds absolutely exhausting and like something I really do not want to do. At least she wouldn't have to check any more. >>34135804Was interest for nearly a year, now is not, I'm pretty fucking sure.
>>34135809Why?
>>34135812you can have a repeat phase>>34135815because men are trash and women are a far superior and safer option
>>34135810He’s a real character. A guy named Christian Weston Chandler who went by the name “Chris-chan” online.He gained a very devoted following of trolls who were so obsessed with tormenting him and documenting things about him that they maintained an entire wiki about him.Chris-chan wrote some pretty horrible comics starring a character of his own creation which was a blend of Sonic and Pikachu, which he of course named Sonichu.I am sorry I had to tell you this guy exists, honestly. You aren’t missing much if you don’t look any further into this.
i love quiltsgonna steal my gfs and break up with her
>>34135767if I had a boyfriend I probably wouldn't be on this site nearly as much. alas
>>34135818Fake based
>>34135818Just ask her to make you one. The curse will take care of it organically.>>34135821So true I didn't come on here AT ALL once we were official
>>34135821Same deal for me if I had a girlfriend.I think I can make it happen this year, hopefully. I only really started to try to date again last fall after several years of consciously choosing to be single.
>>34135818A good quilt is hard to find, I'd never let a man steal mine
>>34135816>you can have a repeat phaseWomen are nice but now I want dick. Simple as.
Is Jessica Alba the most beautiful woman ever?
>>34135827They’re expensive and very time-consuming to make, too. That’s a pretty egregious crime in my eyes
>>34135829That's subjective.
>>34135802You go to Limbo if you don't get baptized, dumbass.
>>34135824I envy you>>34135825I hope you find someone, anon. it's always good to take some time to yourself before putting yourself out there again. I've got my fingers crossed for you
Men, just a tip: If your female friend complains about a sore throat, DO NOT suggest your dick can cure it.
>>34135833Don't envy me he dumped me, why do you think I'm here lol.
>>34135829wrong jessica
>>34135834I don't want germs all over my dick anyway.
>>34135833Thanks! :)>>34135834… did this happen to you?
>>3413583so a better idea would be:>want some winston menthols? 9 out of ten doctors recommend winston
>>34135834What? My dick isn't a cure to all ailments? How is this possible?
>>34135828Did your throuple split?
Nothing even matters. You can have great chemistry and she will still ghost you for some reason. Guess her ovaries are out of sync with the moon. The vibes were off. I didnt study esoteric ick theory. I could have given her 10000 icks and i would never know.
>>34135837I have excellent oral hygiene, thanks.>>34135838>… did this happen to you?Yes, more than once.>>34135840>tfw no panacea-dick bf
100 gecs mroe like 100 icks
>>34135841My what now>>34135842Nice schizopost.
>>34135842You dodged a bullet.
>>34135839If a man had cough drops on him and let me have some, I might marry him on the spot
>>34135845What were they putting in the weed I was smoking that made me a 100 Gecs fan for like four months
I'm supposed to be doing something but I can't keep it together enough to stop crying so I'm afraid to leave my room what do. I need a system shock or significant distraction.State genderWhat do you do to "grin and bear it"?
>>34135814reality check sweetheart, i'm not a therapist nor am i trying to be one, i'm only pointing out facts regardless of whether you like them or not.fact: you will leave your mother with a guilt and sadness she will carry permanently. perhaps she will learn to be happy again, but any happiness she has will be tempered by the loss of the daughter she couldn't save. fact: two people having now killed themselves that were close to your ex will have him wondering forever if he has some sort of effect on people that makes them so miserable they day.don't forget that this will reach into every corner of their life. their friends will forever associate the loss with them. there will be no escaping this for them. you can really stomach that simply because you won't be around to witness it?
>>34135847Why>>34135846It seems to me like we have great chemistry then i end up ghosted in no time. At best used for my penis until she gets bored. Happend to me a few times last year.
>>34135852MI hype myself up and slap my face and then do it.
>>34135852MI did the rubber band on my wrist thing for a while. I’d pop it against my wrist when I got anxious.I’ve also slapped myself out of it before, in the face. Not too hard, of course.I’d suggest screaming into a pillow too, but it sounds like you’re looking to cope with this quietly.
>>34135854>Can stomachWon't have to
>>34135854so miserable they kill themselves one day*
>>34135855>WhyBecause if she’s willing to ghost you, she isn’t worth your time.
It's okay femanonsMost women today wouldn't be caught dead with a bf
>>34135858so it's okay then to hurt people if you won't be around to see it?
Men are checking out the caught dead with a bf
Sometimes my girlfriend gets aggressive about misc things and it makes me uncomfortable. Her voice will raise and she’ll do nervous laughs over misc issues like a Taco Bell order not working.
>>34135862All women i have ever talked to ghost me eventually technically. Except one. I just stopped talking to her cause all she talks about is music.
>>34135861>>34135865Why is it on me to exist for other people? Explain that to me.
Women, I’ll level with you: I need my wiener tunched. It’s causing me great distress, how untunched it is
Finna get high and geek on nostalgiaslop. The Spiderman Crossover Spectacular or the X-Men 97 fo today?
>>34135868How many women is that? How’s you meet them?
>>34135871Okay, I can kick it very hard
>>34135870don't dodge the fucking question. is it okay to hurt others if won't be present to see it, yes or fucking no? if you are going to knowingly harm people that don't deserve it, at least acknowledge the mess you're going to leave behind for them.
>>34135872I dunno but have funI'm watching Avatar. The good one not the blue one.
i wish i just didnt have to worry about having a small dick and i could just eat girls out for out sexual relations
>>34135874That would hurt my wiener anon
>>34135872
>>34135876Am I technically hurting them if they are making their own choices? No.Someone else hurting themselves because of a choice I made is a choice they are making. Am I sorry for the trauma? Yes. Am I responsible for what they do about it? Fuck no.Explain to me how it's in any way fair. To keep something that does not want to be alive alive for decades purely to please others. That's fucked up.
https://files.catbox.moe/yw7qqx.mp42:05 BlueValk getting checked out at the shooting
Where are the kind of girls who let you raw dog in a portapotty
Well that solved my moral dilemma. I'm going to give it some more time and then just do what I'm gonna do whatever that might be.
>>34135883Fine anon I’ll go browse /pol/ for a second if you really want me to that badly
Women, when was your last interaction with a baby?
How do you not go insane when you start dating a girl and you find out shes been on thousands of dates and probably fucked half of them
>partner wants to act out a fetish or fantasy >you agree because you love them>it ends up being awkward and it doesnt go the way they had hoped>theres just a lingering sexual tension now afterwardsWhat would you do in this situation?
>>34135890Last friday
>>34135893Whose was it and did you enjoy it?
>>34135892Talk about it with them until it becomes funny instead
>>34135894Mom's work friend. He was very chill it was a good experience.Still don't think I should have my own.
>>34135892Crack a joke and if you're still horny retreat to old reliable to let them know it's ok.
>>34135897:(Why not?
>>34135873Last year 2 i would consider dateable. Off tinder.
>>34135807well there's a formation of C-130s with fighter escort inbound and at least two blackhawks in the air so some stuff is happening for someone
>>34135890When I worked with kids I didn't want them at all
>>34135898I did. In the moment it was fine but she had her hopes up to try it for a long while and she just seems pretty bummed out today. For context, it was like a petplay, dominance/submission thing where she wanted to have me put her on a leash and order her around and stuff like this. I dont think I did a good job I am not an ultra dominant or aggressive person so I think it was probably just kind of cringe lol.
>>34135883Yes anon, my ass is fat as hell.
>>34135899Inferior genetics (bad brain)I think I would be a pretty mid parent due to the previous reasonIt is inevitable that they will suffer. Knowing I have the power to create a sentient being already fucks me up but the idea of deliberately choosing to create that being knowing that it will suffer makes me feel like I'm playing god. It feels irresponsible somehow.
>>34135884In Dubai receiving brain damage and lambo money.
>>34135906Sit on my face?
>>34135882don't you think it's telling that you can't answer an extremely simple question? you know full well what that answer is, how wrong it is and you're trying whatever you can to pretend it doesn't matter. first by pretending it'll be some kind of net positive for your mom, then by implying you aren't responsible to exist for other people, then by implying that yeah its a shame but hey whatever they do is on them, and now by invoking the unfairness of life. you wanna know what's not fair? abandoning people through no fault of their own. you don't see yourself being happy in the future, so now that means you can spread misery to others, and THAT is supposed to be fair? well sorry to burst your bubble nostradamus, but this has nothing to do with you, and everything to do with the people you'll be hurting; you forfeited the right to complain about fairness the moment you started being okay with harming others with your own death for specifically your own gain. get a grip and go put yourself into someone else's care until you're in a state of mind where you aren't willing to hurt yourself and others.
>>34135912Only face I'm saddling is >hisNot yours
I still don't understand why should I sit on moid's face. How is it better than getting eaten out the normal way?
>>34135917How do you know im not him? Nigga
>>34135919Some guys don't like the bending the neck as much as it fatigues their ability to preform long-lastingly. And they can jerk off with their hands if you are riding on them.
>>34135913I did answer the question dude. I said no. I don't believe it's my responsibility to stay alive in case someone later hurts themselves using my death as the reason. I said I feel bad about any psychological trauma I give them. That I own. The decisions they make afterwards are their own. I'm sorry you achieved the exact opposite of your goal with this conversation but I'm sure everyone else is sick of it so do want to call it done.
>>34135919Getting smothered is hot
>>34135917I'll know it finally happened when I see his obituary.
>>34135927>>34135925So it's only good for the moid?
>>34135923
>>34135919Why can't you do something because I like it?
>>34135890This is fake and ragebait. All normal people want kids. I can't image a woman who doesn't want kids.
>>34135926that wasn't the question i asked. you never could answer the question because you know the answer and you don't like it. i asked you: is it okay to hurt others just because you won't be around to see it?wasn't asking about what they do in response. wasn't asking whether you'll feel bad about the trauma you CERTAINLY will give them. other anons here can tongue my anus, this is purely about getting you to think through what it is that you're doing, and you can start by answering my question.
>>34135937Because it sounds almost as exhausting as riding dick
>>34135935It's not bad for you. It's not quite as nice as laying on your back because you have to focus a little to control the pressure and keep yourself upright but it's not like, an issue. Gets the job done. It's nice if you have a wall to lean on.
>>34135935What's good for the moid is good for the foid.
>>34135935The moid usually is more eager to preform if he has torsioned his pp from jerking too roughly. Grabbing his hair and using his nose as a clit sucker is also acceptable reparations for the labor.
>>34135935Im eating your pussy. Why are you complaining? Women fr
>>34135802Seems like heaven cuz that's the only place I'd find an angel like you
>>34135935Motivating the moid will encourage him to work more heartily, which will then be better for you.
>>34135943>>34135944>>34135949>>34135950>>34135953Okay I will try it. But if it's not as good as I expect it's your fault
I hope whatever woman I marry likes me
I hate women, last time I tried having sex I was laughed at for having what she called a baby dick. Why are y'all so fucking mean?
>>34135964Don't worry, a lot of women think babies are cute.
>>34135964Why do 4chan moids have such small dicks?
>>34135964This never happened.
>>34135941I suppose I keep turning it into a different question because I'm fundamentally disagreeing with the idea that hurting someone by doing what you feel is right for yourself is morally wrong. If it was no one would be able to break up if it wasn't mutual. Also what is "okay" in this context? justifiable? ethical?I think I used ethical before. If we go with that then we have to consider whether the harm done to me by continuing is worse than the possibility of someone else harming themselves. I think we have to leave it down to each person's choice individually or the whole thing gets messy. Each person is responsible for their own actions. So is it ethical for me to drop a bomb on someone only because I won't see them explode? Of course not. But it might be justifiable. Maybe they've murdered 20 people. Now I don't think upsetting someone by doing something they don't want you to do is so cut and dry as murder. There are plenty of circumstances where this happens in less severe forms and people call it "boundaries". Whatever trauma those people experience due to my actions maybe isn't ethical, but I do think it's justifiable. Would it be ethical for a terminal cancer patient to end their life prematurely against their family's wishes? That's an interesting direction. Alright, I'm tapping out. Have a good one.
I think it's ok to hurt others if I'm not around. "I'll be sad if you kill yourself so be my slave and stick around suffering"
>>34135971Seems like almost every guy here has 7", they could be lying I suppose.
>>34135964I will never trust women who say size doesn't matterFucking liarsYou're just gonna cheat on me behind my back
>>34135971because the world reviles and mocks my genetic failures as a human so i need to hide online and pretend to be a real human being
i really do believe allocating every man a willing creampie recipient would solve the incel crisis.
>>34135964I didn't laugh at jimmy for having a small dick. I was rolling on a gummy and had a giggle fit and lost train of thought because it ran away.
i don't like eating as soon as I wake up
>>34135993*shoves beef wellington in your mouth while you sleep*
>>34135995that's mean!! :(
>>34135973i appreciate you going into depth. i would retort that you're making the choice to hurt others on an impossible-to-justify belief that there is no future where you are not suffering, and suffering now isn't evidence of suffering later.your thinking is obviously distorted, look at how much of a back and forth we had over a question that was very cut and dry. i'm sorry you lost faith in reaching a future where you aren't suffering, but your lack of faith is not equivalent to proof, which is what separates you from a terminally ill cancer patient. they have hard evidence to back up their belief that no path is rosy; you certainly do not have that.if you're looking for interesting directions, a good one would be taking steps to get your mind into a clearer place, instead of rationalizing what you know is a bad decision.
Where do I get a gf? I know how to get one, you just ask for her instagram, but where do I go to put myself in a favorable position to ask in the first place?
>>34135997Im a bad bad man
every woman should be dominant
>>34135935>all the intimacy and unique focus of having your pussy eaten>on top of the sensation of having agency while grinding onto something It's great.
27 minutes until the earliest appropriate time to have dinner.
Fucking atm
Did chat just freeze because his stream fucked up?
>>34136025Maybe you were banned?
>>34136027I mean here, numbnuts. Take a hike.
slow /atoga/
>>34135971god hates me
The foids are even getting clapped on Wednesdays now...
>>34136028Suck my dick, fat ass.
Spent 30 minutes making dinner just to eat it all in 5
>>34136036Was it good at least
>>34136036That's why I never make stuff that takes more than 20. The time-vs-eat-time ratio just gets too skewed.
>>34136037Yeah
>>34136036You should cook enough food to have leftovers for several days.
>>34136034No. I'm gay for Amber Glenn.
>>34136039Well then that's all that matters
smoked some cigarettes with a homeless guy (I think he was homeless) we talked about stuff and then he said my hair looked really good, feels good (hope he doesn't kill me)
>>34136045You ever collect cig butts and use the scraps of tobacco to make a rollie?
This cashier girl asked me if she knew me and for the life of me I could not recognize her but she was very cute and I would have remembered someone as cute as her. Should I have had told her "No but we could still get to know each other."
>>34136043Shouldn't you be taking care of your children?
>>34136047no, I was collecting them in a bottle just because autism, but no I've never done that I can actually go for a while without smoking
>>34136051Open wide for the airplane.
>>34136053I swear if you spit in my mouth.
>>34136053mommy please spit in my mouth
>>34136047Nta but I did that when I was in high school.
State GenderAre femanons more likely or less likely to be wiccan or into wiccan adjacent practices?
i'm killing shit with the boys.
>>34136061KINO what game is that?
>>34136062republic commando
>>34136057MThey have a different kind of autism, I'd put money on less likely
>>34136064looks cool, maybe I should get into starwars
>>34136056Do they taste different from a regular cig?
>>34136057it depends entirely on whether or not they browse /x/
>>34136055Here you go, baby bird.
>>34136057*pouring that candle wax directly on his cock and blowing it out*
>>34136078thanks mommy
>>34136078thank u mommy <333
Men, what would you do if a foid moved in on your inheritancebuxx? Would you play machiavellian politics?
>>34136081You know what. Theres a chance I might be into this.
>>34136072kotor 1 and 2 are really good rpgs. swtor if you like mmos, but you can do almost everything singleplayer just for the stories-- the sith warrior story lets you corrupt a jedi padawan and turn her into your psycho gf lmao. republic commando is an ok singleplayer squad shooter. bounty hunter is an ok third person shooter. some of the books and comics are alright too, like tales of bounty hunters. i generally like the legends stuff before disney got involved. the clone wars show was also pretty good overall if you like seeing a butt ton of clones die and star wars vietnam
It really is just us Judeo-Christian bros against the world. I say that in jest, but it’s painfully true. Throw in the odd Copts and Persians who hate how their culture was Arabized, and you got a gang gang, fr fr.
>>34136086Many such cases
I realize that what I miss most about my gf is the feeling of someone lusting after me
>>34135867>SometimesWould you say it happens about once a month...?
>>34136087I so badly want to do parafin play.Brush it on sensually and it'll be so soft and warm.
>>34135890Um... I think I briefly held one after he was baptized at my church like 10 years ago
>>34135907a child is like a second try at life, anondon't you want to raise a clone of yourself with higher IQ and bigger tits?
>>34136012>all the intimacy and unique focus of having your pussy eatenI barely feel anything. Maybe my pussy lips are just too fat.
>>34136049No, you should have said "I would have remembered someone as cute as her"That keeps the compliment but removes the part where she worries you'll be waiting to kidnap her at the end of her shift
>>34136100Future bad parent hands.
How do I get the courage to move out?
>>34136100how do you know they wont be like u? myopic attitude
>>34136104I'll just have to hope I can use this next time it happens
>>34136073Depends on what you roll em in
Admire me, admire my homeAdmire my son, he's my clone
>>34136104>she worries you'll be waiting to kidnap her at the end of her shiftdo women really?
When I went on daring apps it hit me: Those women are for Chad.What is a miserable experience is Chad's shopping app for a booty call on a Friday night. He gets to swipe and chose whith whom he wants to have sex in an hour while we desperately hope for a single match this month with a fat 40yo single mom.It's the reality we live in.
>>34136112Yes, because men really.I don't leave work alone at night, for my own protection.
>>34136114You won't match with me, kek.Not even on duolicious.
>>34136114Do you really need to post your cuck fantasies here?
>>34136117Because he swipes left on 250 pound man hating zombies?
>>34136100>bigger titsNot after pregnancy gives me mega milkers
women are checking in
>>34133240EhhhA lot of shitskin muzzies who would rape anything that moves are ALSO incels.Islam is incel religion, especially with their polygamy rules, cutting out the undesirables completely out of women access. Only the well off men get to fuck in that culture
>>34136102>Tfw no fat pussy gf
>>34136128women should check me
>>34136102is it really a thing that some women cant feel much from pussy eatingif so im cooked
>>34136106Why would you
>>34136137I need to get away from these people
Ok UNUSUAL developments earlier today.Remember when i blogged about the gym girl i was dming with and she got cold feet?Well, apparently she didnt, she texted me today if i want to lift with her and we went to gym togheter.I picked her up in my car, it was very fun almost 2 hours passed with us chatting and lifting togheter.A little bit of touching here or there and she was being very nice and laughed a bunch too, shes super talkative.She said she learned a bunch from me aswell so that felt good.She said it was kinda crazy that i was rowing with one hand a dumbbell that weighs about as much as her entire bodyweight and shit.I think it went well.The question is: how do i not friendzone myself
I think about how some low self-esteem nerdy boys are actually so handsome and feel sad because they're too reclusive to interact with people who'd let them know that they are.
>>34136134Labia aren't very sensitive, so if that's the only thing getting licked, it won't feel great.
>>34136120And that's why you'll die alone.
>>34136134I heard that some women need penetration to truly get off, some dont, and some can only cum if they have something in their butt.Weird creatures they are
>>34136134This anon just admitted he has a small dick
>>34136139You use her as a dumbbell next time
>>34134263>be female>go to sleep with boobs>do nothing with them???
>>34136140time to go nerdy boy hunting
>>34136138What have they done to you
>>34136140>>34136150Fall asleep to this to charge yourself with nerd hunter energyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3Ybx1XhWBQ
>>34136140I used to think I was ugly when I was in high school. But apparently not because tons of girls were interested in me after. Still scared of them tho.
>>34136144Some women can get off from nipple stimulation alone. God I envy those girls.
i’m a 27 year old khv that spent the day alone in his room drinking (a half-pint of jim beam and a 25 oz of PBR, to be precise) and then ate an entire digiorno pizza with cheese stuffed crust. state gender, how cooked am i?
>>34136152too many things to list. I just get very angry when I am in the same room as them. There is also some behaviors that are extremely hard to change because I live with them. It forces me to be inhibited
>>34135998Okay I did the thing I was supposed to do and am back and I have a counterpoint.>your lack of faith is not equivalent to proofI would argue that it is in a way proof. If you believe it so wholeheartedly you will make it true one way or another. I get that>suffering now isn't evidence of suffering laterkind of refutes that logic but believing wholeheartedly that "I will always be miserable" isn't an incorrect prophecy so much as it's a decision. Deciding not to try cements it. I've been doing it for nearly a decade just disengaging from everything I can and barely eating. Eventually I'll just fade away and only a handful of people will care very much. I did give it an honest try for a few years after the first attempt but I'm so over it.
>>34136149They go against the pillow I hold.
>>34136145yes that was implied
>>34136149I take off my bra and securely tuck them into my armpits before bed.
>>34136155Describe yourself so I can develop a parasocial relationship with you for a thread.
>>34136163Subtext is for cowards
>>34136149they become my cat's pillows
Femanons choose one and only oneYour partner/husband has:Amazing dick (whatever that means for you)Is best kisser on earthRich (you never have to work again)Incredibly handsome (all your female friends envy you)
I love average dutch women so much bros...
>>34136170DickIt would make more sense to take the rich husband but he could leave me and then I'd be fucked.
>>34136170>Is best kisser on earth
>>34136174So you choose to just be fucked without the wealth?Fair.
Can woke chud pairs ever work?
>>34136164Femanon is reloading her boob cannons
>>34136159What kind of behavioursDo they antagonize you or something
>>34136176I've lost amazing dick before, I've never lost millions of dollars. I'll stick to what I know lol.
>>34136164I could hold your boobs for you while you sleep
>>34136165White Dark medium length hair Angular features blue eyesI've been told I look angry but idk
Also why are women so tiny and small?At one point I placed my hand on the girl lower back and my hand reached from her one side to another basically.Seems like a fatal flaw of women species.When i was dropping her at her home she said "drive home safe haha"Despite it being 1000m drive basicallyWhy are women so cute bwos
>>34136187And the nerdy part?
>>34135919broke: having a girl sit on your facewoke: hoisting a girl over your face >>>/gif/30072673You aren't too weak to do this, are you, moids?
>>34136192>chad will never eat me out in a hot tubwtffff
>>34136139>The question is: how do i not friendzone myselfTouch her, flirt with her, continue hanging out with her in both group settings and one-on-one. If you take her out in a group setting, try to be in a position to do something short one-on-one afterwards (e.g. go get ice cream).
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>>34136192Are you retarded?Shes standing up with one leg in the tub, hes sitting down and her other leg is against the tub wallThis takes no effort from himThere was another gif where a white dude was jm pressing / doing skull crushers using hot blonde chick as weight by holding her ass, thats way more impressive>WmbfJH, the biggest bwc fan, spotted.
>>34136190Stemcel :(Did mechanical engineering
>>34136209Perfect. You're my one-sided thread bf for the next 24 hours.
