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>>34156996small breasted women <3
I'm horny!
My ex lost weight. Should I text her before Valentine's day for fun?
>>34157004This, and the other girls are way hotter than you anyway.
>>34157004Who ghosted you?
Today I wish all femanons a very strong orgasm.
>>34157009Hell yeah you should
Is it normal for a bottle of zinc supplements to cost like $3? Or am I going to die? They're Nature Made
women, objectively speaking what facial features make a man good looking?
>>34157009Women deserve no attention on this Valentine's
Phone vibrated and it was the weather again
>>34157004>only value is your vaginaNot even that, unless you fall for tricks and give them a family to split apart and destroy afterwards.
I met my ex on valentine's day, I didn't use to care about that day but now I really hate it
>>34157005Thanks! So small lol
>>34157007You are annoying and tedious.
>>34157025beardcheekbonesbig forehead
>>34157024supplements are like 80% placebo anyways, just try not to think too hard about it
>>34157026I'm inclined to agree.
>>34157009Sure? Presumably you're still on good terms with her. Maybe you can even get back together.>>34157024Seems about right for the smallest size.>>34157025I'm sure one of your bros would be happy to post a graph to answer this question.
>>34157038what about cheekbones? please be more specific
>>34157038big balding forehead
>>34157025Pointy ears
>>34157043>sure one of your bros would be happy to post a graph to answer this question.anon, does it look like I have friends?
>>34157041:( I need these to work
>>34157004You used the wrong you're
State genderWould you date the green M&M?
>>34157028What'd you expect it to be
>>34157025A strong chin. Crow’s feet from smiling. A mustache. Kind eyes.
>>34157004What makes men project so hard?
Lol I lost the weight that was keeping me from being underweight I wish I had the depression that makes you eat a lot and now I'm not sure if my medication dosage should change Ohhh I've really done it now
>>34157052NO GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME
>>34157049I meant a fellow male anon. You guys love your graphs.>>34157052F. Yes.
>>34157061Same. But I think I got back to normal today
>>34157061Do you think a boyfriend could fix you
>>34157036Be that as it may, may it be as it may be. Still horny, though.
>>34157061Wanna trade? I wish I had the depression that made you anorexic. Instead I got the stress eating kind of depression that makes you fat
Moids are extremely dangerous to my sefety
>>34157063are other men supposed to be able to tell me what an attractive man looks like?
Where do I meet clingy gf
>>34157071Why? It's not like I could impregnate you.
When do you start feeling like an adult? Maybe it’s because I’m very carefree and anti-rat race but despite paying bills, living on my own, and having a decently respected career path, I still don’t feel like an adult. I feel like an enlarged teenager, and I don’t know why.
>>34157079I started to think that "maturing" is basically a trauma.
>>34157050What is "a bottle"?Medication and supplements are usually calculated in how much they cost per daily doses. E.g. I have multivitamin supplements that cost 9c per day/pill as they were on sale.>>34157061So what's the plan now?
MenDo you ever have success getting laid when traveling abroad?I had 5 travels this past year, 3 in North America, 2 in Europe, 3 in hotels, 2 in hostels. Not once did I come close to getting laid. Dating apps failed, going to clubs failed.Will I have better luck in SEA or am I just hopeless?
Is there any point in trying to get a gf in 2026?
>>34157079Most adults feel this way.I think the other anon is right in the sense that what a lot of adults call "maturity" is just being jaded or overly cynical.
>>34157082Some people need to be struck and humbled before they start thinking and acting reasonably, yes
>>34157086i imagine hugging a pretty girl would feel pretty great, almost as great as stretching out on the floor after a long day's work
>>34157083You should stop replying to her
Ask a girl about her hobby. Her hobby is political shitposting and arguing on twitter from multiple accounts. Ohh... Is this marriage material, chat?
>>34157079I don't think becoming an adult is really a thing, like the other anon said, you just tone yourself down more and more, force yourself to do all the things you don't actually want to do and stop doing the fun things you're not supposed to do but you just become a harder slave driver to yourself after realizing that you won't ever have the things you wanted if you don't go hard on yourself, which is kinda sad
>>34157082yes. when you get older, your heart dies
>>34157092Nope. I don’t even use twitter, never got the hype. I use Instagram to keep up with friends and 4chan to keep up with my interests. Everything else is useless.
>>34157085It’s a you problem, not a location problem
>>34157071But some of them will want to protect you from the bad and dangerous ones
>>34157065Yes but>>34157070I have the kind of stress that makes you break out with cystic acne so maybe you are winnning here>>34157083>So what's the plan now?Idk eat more peanut butter
>>34157085spain worked for me but I was a teenage girl so I think every place would have worked
>>34157079My dad said the other day that he still feels like a teenager in a 60 year old bodyI don't think it ever goes away
>>34157092No, I want that woman to get the fuck away from me. She sounds like a total loser.
>>34157091Why
>>34157086Is there a point in getting a 2nd job but with no pay?
State genderThoughts on humans?
>>34157106f, I give it a 2/10
>>34157085You should be reborn as a woman
>>34157097I know p_q Any tips or advice for at least getting dates? I don't think I'm that ugly just inexperienced
>>34157104What work do men put into relationships? Or is this just seething about being expected to shower and brush your teeth
>>34157091Uh, what did she do wrong?
>>34157099But?
>>34157112All of that other pick-me stuff in order to get picked from a pool of 500 competitors.
>>34157103>>34157113You know full well what her deal is
>>34157112men put work into themselves, and women are the beneficiaries of that
>>34157061I could send you some of my fat if you want
>>34157100Skank
>>34157058Wow thanks anon
>>34157122wow, I will never recover from this
>>34157112Women cannot see themselves as anything but thankless martyrsFucking meme gender
>What work do men put into relationships? your fwb definitely doesn't put in any work because he's not dating you, cope and seethe about it.
>>34157106I do unjoy how simple and humble that picture is. Very representative of the people, with their tools, how they're in the wild, how natural it all seems.I like women, they're quite wonderful generally. Very easy for guys to like and care for. I like People's ingenuity, their resourcefulness, they joys and when they achieve their goals. I dislike when they're narrowminded, shallow, selfish, hateful, and stupid. I like how fun other guys are, and when they are reliable.
>>34157111Be social, expand your social circles
what's the last animal you saw that wasn't a pet?
>>34157079The hardest thing about being an adult is not eating out everyday. Even ignoring the financial aspect 90% of the food out there is not as healthy as home cooking can be. But god damn it. When you have an hour commute twice a day and have shit to do, the last thing you want to do is cook. Fucking hate this predicament.
>>34157112We have to put up with wild mood swings every few weeks and we lose out in freedom and personal individuality
>>34157130a spider
>I've been making myself look pretty with makeup since I was a teenager, I deserve the world from the best and wealthiest men in a sequential perpetual dating rollercoaster.
>>34157123Anytime
>>34157130A dead mouse
>>34157130M
>>34157129When traveling? Not really possible. Kinda starting from scratch there.
>>34157119Whats her deal
>>34157130a cat that wasn't mine
>>34157127>I like how fun other guys are, and when they are reliable.Honest question. Why don't you stop doing this shit?
>>34157134You're seething hard man
>>34157131>hour commute twice a dayJesus Christ. I drive an hour a day, but that's because my kid's preschool is about 15 minutes away and so I make two 30-minute round trips a day. Driving an hour at once is a road trip, my guy.
>>34157119I didn't know,it's the acne hoe.
>>34157115I don't deserve one, I'm not a good person
what do you do if every time you see this one incredible woman you think you're gonna hurl?
>>34157141>>34154894
>>34157052M no>>34157085I don’t travel abroad or get laid>>34157106I wonder why they put these people >>34157130Deer
>>34157144>If I attack the poster, his argument will be invalid.
>>34157142that qualifies as a pet, sorry. invalid answer.
>>34157085Yeah. That year I spent in Japan was wild.
>>34157148condition yourself to get a boner like every other dude does
>>34157151I don't do it for attention I do it because this is a diary. Th eyous don't make me feel better ever
>>34157117>a man actually acknowledging that the only thing they do is ask someone out and then freeload for decadesHuh>>34157120>men put work into themselvesI have most definitely noticed this dynamic. Guys shirking chores and going to the gym or golfing instead, and then claiming that they're somehow investing in the common good>women are the beneficiariesLmao
>>34157130blackbird outside my window
>>34157152Wooow such an insghtful incel you are.
Fuck you, bitch. *plap plap plap*
>>34157151Also none of the posts above that one were me you guys think every person venting on here is me like bruh some of us just hate oruselves and thats it
>>34157130Squirrel
>>34157140Okay. Good luck
>>34157164Would be nice to have a date first
>>34157130You are mom.
>>34157160Subconsciously they do >>34157165Don't lie
State gender, and if you were talking to an average looking person of the other sex about music, what sort of preferences or opinions would immediately make you like them?
>>34157155birds can be pets too, your question is just stupid, anon. every animal can be a pet
>>34157151So it's basically another Swiss?
>>34157161you don't understand the immense effort it takes for a man not to be absolutely crushed by demoralization these days. totally blind to the struggle.
>>34157173If they don’t listen to country music or dubstep , we can have sex immediately
>>34157173MIf they acknowledged techno isn't music.Don't care about the rest.
>>34157173The ability to have an engaging conversation is way more important than the specific music being discussed.
>>34157174yes, but the bird in question wasn't a pet. the cat that you saw however was (you specified as much)
>>34157153Your "argument" are illogical and stupid and there's no point engaging in good faith with you since your delusional and retarded, you will lie and make shit up to pretend you're right so the only thing I can do is rightfully call you out for being a whiny bitch.
Casual Sex having anons , how often do you have great sex? And have you ever had such good sex that you considered dating the person? If so, did you or did you not date them?
why are female bodies with male sex organs such a common fetishare men just more gay than they let on for masculinity purposes?
>>34157173MI think girls who have the same music taste as me are a red flag
>>34157173f, if he isn't a music snob that thinks his taste is so much better than everyone else's, I'd be most impressed if he'd understood that different music speaks to different people in different situations so just because something doesn't align with him doesn't mean it's shit or bad or trash or whatever, it just means he's not the target audience and that that doesn't make him superior or others cringe or NPC tier
>>34157185/soc/, not /atoga/
>>34157173i can't imagine a woman's taste in music having any influence over my attraction to her, at least not positively, anyway.
>>34157172Why would I lie
>>34157176Swiss doesn't do these death spirals I don't think
>>34157187yes
>>34157173MAlcest, Jimmy Hendrix and Ray Charles
>>34157193I meant endless replying and baiting with nonsense.
>>34157192Why wouldn't you. It's so easy here.
>>34157185I’ve never had memorable casual sex. Good, decent even. Not amazing.
>>34157195and also... Long Distance Calling
>>34157187I'm personally not into that because I think pussy is erotic af, so my guess is that the dudes who like that type of porn are both into dick sexually in a bi sense - though perhaps not into the male body figure -, and because it's less common or more taboo, so it's more attractive it that sense
>>34157181I said the cat wasn't mine
>>34157196That can describe a lot of posters. Hers is specific
>>34157185nowadays i dont have sex that often because i just dont feel it anymore
>>34157173MI can't think of any kind of music she could bring up that would make her more attractive.How she talks about her favorite music would have a pretty great effect on how attractive I find her, however.
>>34157187There's a big overlap between porn usage and bisexuality
Gayyyyy hahaha
>>34157187No man into transwomen is straight despite what they might claim.
she will never like me, why do I even bother :(
>>34157202it was someone else's!
Has anyone here ever gotten a professional massage? How was it? I'm thinking of booking one.
>>34157197What do you lie about >>34157196Mad when I’m vaguemad when I’m specific
>>34157025>his
>>34157213You think that's bad?She likes me....but only as a friend :(
>>34157214no it wasn't, it was a stray cat!
>>34157187100% of women would prefer real women with a dick
>>34157213Nobody will ever like me as much as I like them. This applies to friendship just as much as it applies to romance. And yet, life must still go on, and we must still continue bothering.
Either gender please describe the most attractive person you've ever seen irl in person
>>34157185MThe times I had casual sex, I was still very new to sex (I lost my virginity to a proper long-term GF, to be clear), and getting laid was still so rare that any sex was great sex. Looking back now, none of it was particularly great. There was one girl with a pussy so tight it hurt my dick as I pushed into her (she had slept around a lot, kind of killing the incel theory of pussy getting loose from too many dicks), and there was one girl who had sensitive breasts and hearing her breathe heavily and slightly moan from me playing with and sucking on her boobs was really hot. That's really it as far as noteworthiness.
>>34157216Yea I liked it but don’t be afraid to talk to them during it and tell them exactly what to focus on etc
>>34157216Don't ask for the happy ending, that's not a real thing. You'll get the police called on you for harassment.
>>34157219I don't even know her name yet, I'm too anxious to talk to her
>>34157187Don't confuse porn or especially hentai users for the general public. It's popularity is not representative of what men like but what porn users like.
>>34157187Yes
Femanons, if I were a guy you wanted to cook for, what would you make me for dinner tonight?If you'd much rather be cooked for, what would you want?
>>34157207doesnt that just mean bisexuality isnt a sexuality but rather a display of sex addiction or something
>>34157185All sex is great if you’re with people you like. I kept a few fwb for special activities like threesomes or throating etc, now I’m steady with 2 women, we are compatible and to be honest it gets old looking for new people to fuck. We got a house together, couple of cars and 3 cats. Life is good
>>34157222For a partner? No. For myself? Yeah, having a dick would make sex a lot better.
>>34157224Anime proportions. She had an extremely skinny waist yet massive, round breasts.
>>34157173MI saw a girl with an obscure metal band at a concert one time and it was an instant crush (she did have that goth style going on too so that also helped). But basically anything that's kind of obscure and I also like would make me like them, idc if our tastes don't align at all though.
>>34157217What don't I like about. But you lie about a lot and exaggerate everything for pity yous.
do you ever "freeze" for hours unable to decide what to do?
>>34157185I legitimately don’t know anyone who thinks casual sex is worse than ideal relationship sex. The problem is, as a woman, there’s no reason to get into relationship, and casual sex is good enough.
>>34157225>getting loose from too many dicksWell that was never true
>>34157234People aren't ready to accept this, but yes
>>34157236Why not for a partner?
>>34157242I legitimately don’t know anyone who thinks casual sex is BETTER* than ideal relationship sexFixed
>>34157245Being dicked doesn't feel good and the partner having a dick guarantees that most of the sex will revolve around dicking
>>34157240I don’t exaggerate but that’s nice of you
>>34157224M she had a really nice ass and that’s all I remember
You want to get your partner horny as fast as possible. State gender, what do you do or wear?
>>34157224short dark brown hair, green eyes, short full beard, 6'1, perfect balance between muscles, leanness and body hair, nice hands, strong arms, and that dick...
>>34157220sure thing, bud
>>34157187MSeeing a woman be overcome with lust from having a dick and therefore raping all of her unsuspecting friends is hot. I don't want to be intimate with a woman who has a dick, as I'm not gay, but seeing women fuck when one of them has a dick is more arousing than them just fingering each other or whatever.
>>34157224a flat chested girl with short black hair that I saw working at a seven eleven, I think I have a crush on her
>>34157241yeah, every day
>>34157224i saw her today. short brown hair, boyish, diligent, kind smile.
>>34157254M. I wear my captain underpants costume and fly around the room like I’m Superman
>>34157252You do tho. Every day you come in here catastrophizing and saying this and that and blowing everything out of proportion.
>>34157224My mother literally gasped when she first saw her. Grandfather would call her grace kelly.
>>34157254MIt doesn't matter. Women don't get horny. She's said she has a thing for suits, but I know that I could wear the most professional, well-fitted suit in the world and it wouldn't actually entice her into having sex.
>>34157256it was a stray cat!!!
>>34157254His shirt
>>34157254F, I just have to wrap my arms around him, grab his ass and pull him into me and he's hard
>you will never bound the acne hoe to your bad and smear cake on her face
I’m sorry for shitting up the thread with my recent behavior I’m going to try and stop
>>34157234Correlation does not mean causation
>>34157270Bound the bad sar
>>34157254FPut his hands on my boobs
>>34157271there there
>>34157254FNylon bodysuit in my exact skin color. High twin pigtails. I’m a lil doll
>>34157271Shitting up the thread is one thing but it's for your own good
>>34157254Some yardwork and knock off a few things on the honey-do list. Once I have a certain combination scent of grass clippings, sweat, and engine grease she’ll jump all over me usually.
>>34157272Causation requires correlation.
Someone give me a tldr, what did the guy above do?
>>34157281What guy
>>34157243I know, since I'm not a retard, but it's interesting to have experienced such a clear counterexample.
>>34157281Fuck off.
>>34157277Oh shit what the fuck
>>34157280that doesnt disprove the saying or add anything meaningful anon...
>>34157266how do you know? i saw a cat outside on its own this morning myself, but i didn't immediately assume it was a stray. where's a cat going to shelter when the weather's 5 degrees anyway?
>>34157093Yeah, pretty much. Like you can't use this or that style because you're too old, you can't speak like this, you can't say that. It's not like something inside you has changed, you're still the same. It's about society trying to put you in a mold, and either you go into it or become an outsider.
>>34157224This changes with age and what you mean by "most attractive."You know the problem is what even is attractive? Nothing. Especially men for women. Men have no standards. It's rare to find an Aphrodite so stunning and so objectively beautiful that it's hard to say.When I was 11-14 I was deeply interested in aiming square for nerdy and homely women. Among that time however one caught me when I was give or take in the 6th grade a singular girl did make me go wow. It is less that other girls hadn't and more that she was the first conception of a real strong woman above just a crush, because she already had c-d cups on her tiny body, and a huge ass.This trend continued into high school, it turns the uglier and less popular a girl the more resentful and harder to get they become ironically. I began to get into more and more Stacy types only for them to reject me also. I used to eye up this one pair of thick latina upperclassmen daily, and boy, all they made me want to do was go to jail for publicly hot dogging their asses.That all said in college my tastes in women had completely collapsed into a completely different subsect. (No not goths) and more than a few caught my attention.For the first time in fall 2023 I saw a girl that made the world stop.She wasn't ultra sexy, frankly, she must have been 5'2 and all bones, with freckles, glasses, and short red hair, but she shot into my heart and I almost hit her. I said "Sorry" and she said "It's fine."I never forgot that moment. I never had the nerve to ask them out, why would I, all I ever heard was "no" in my life. I never saw her after 3 weeks.I still think about it to this day.It's good to remember these.Remember you'll never be able to have anyone you truly want. Or anyone most likely.
Idk if I can even really get aroused enough for actual sexual intercourse 2bh
>>34157254F nothing
>>34157290It’s adds that saying “correlation does not mean causation” is meaningless since causation fucking requires correlation.
>>34157272yes it does
>>34157294Gay haha you're gay bro lol haha
>>34157289Pretty good right?
>>34157297but the entire point of the original saying is that your line of thinking isn't complete. Nobody thinks that causation doesnt require correlation. stop being a redditbrain retard and actually think.
>>34157263It’s serious to me you don’t have to understand to
>>34157271It's for the best. You're basically talking shit about yourself constantly
>>34157277Accessories, nails, makeup?
>>34157296Stacy>>34157277Troon that thinks like a man regarding what men want instead of what a real woman would actually do.>>34157274Becky>>34157268HTN/Stacy-lite
>>34157301Reddit brain is dismissing any correlation by saying “correlation does not mean causation”.
>>34157300Very weird but you'd get fucked promptly
>>34157301the irony of someone who posts 'correlation does not equal causation' calling someone else a redditbrain, lol
>>34157292yep, and then your body also slowly starts to limit you so you have to stop having a drink on the weekend, you have to eat healthy, have a "sleep hygiene routine", take your supplements, be on top of your paper work, drink your water, it all sucks ass, the only joy you're allowed is in feeling like a good boy/girl for following all the rules and doing everything right
>>34157305What, I’m not trans you weirdo
>>34157306NTAlol retard
>>34157302I know it's serious to you that's the whole point, you only have your own perspective and then you come on here and feed it with strangers and make this death spiral for yourself.
>>34157079It's a mindset you have that develops from life experience.When I was young I used to feel like an adult in a child's body and I still have people tell me that I'm an old soul and it's all that great to be treated like the always responsible and straight edged one because of maturity.It's never a bad thing to still feel like a child and taking on responsibility makes you as much as an adult as anyone else so you should take advantage of both.
>>34157305>HTN whats that?
>>34157305calling swiss a tranny is rough
>>34157303Deserved>>34157313It’s not just my perspective
>>34157304Maybe toned down. Peach pink, maybe a darker lipstick for contrast. No accessories, I’m thinking there will be some activities and it will be wasted effort
God i hate /atoga/ but it's the calmest of the chat rooms here
>>34157308Thanks. I’m a virgin, but I know hot fashion
A woman hasn't cared enough to put on sexy outfits for me in the bedroom in a million years :'(
>>34157173mif the music they like sounds good, simple as
>>34157274>Put his hands on my boobsBy the way in foid body language, does this mean "take my bra off right now?"
>>34157320It is your perspective though. You come here and you mope and get other people to call you retarded, how is that not feeding your perspective >DeservedThis is what I mean
>>34157315High tier normie
>>34157320>DeservedNo! Negative self-talk gets you nowhere, and you won't believe anything we have to say about this because we're all AnonymousThis is a lose-lose situation you're creating for yourself here
>>34157334oh ok, I'll take it
>>34157321Mh.Would you mind if I used scissors to cut holes into the suit? Not sure how rippable nylon is.I would try to drive you crazy first though, so I got you asking and begging for more.
>>34157160aw man, i thought we'd connected once or twice over shared feelings of aimlessness & loss. :\
i promised god i would make good on my next opportunity for interacting with my crush. somehow i got to pull it off.
>>34157344lol, lmao.
>>34157344This nigga
>>34157306When the correlation is "people who use porn" or anything that general, you look like an idiot.
>>34157130saw myself in the mirror, does that count? i even had a tail
Why do women always be gossiping about other peoples love affairs?
>>34157352Buttplugs don't count.
>>34157343Nylon is delicate, takes no effort to ruin. I don’t like having my clothes destroyed but I think this one would be the exception it’s never going to survive good times
>>34157350Doesn't he know he's just a diary :^)
>>34157351>people who smokeYeah, way too general…
>>34157353why do men always gossip about other people's political affairs and athletic achievements?
>>34157074No, but they love telling /atoga/ what women like.
>>34157356Getting played like all the other guys here. The tool.
>>34157349>>34157350well, made me feel better in the moment at least, not exactly in the Captain Save a Hoe arc anymore so is what it is nigs>>34157354pajamas, dummy
>>34157360politics is about consciousness and sports is about entertainment
>>34157358>comparing the observable and medically proven risks of smoking to the wildly varied and anonymous tastes of internet porn uses with zero evidence>in an industry that notoriously guards user data heavilyjust kill yourself man you're too stupid to live
>>34157233I'd make you a tasty grilled cheese sandwich :3
>>34157364Yeah, couldn't be me *laughs* *dies*
>>34157366and love affairs are about social dynamicswhats your point?
>>34157368Are you poor?
>>34157361those anons are really fucking annoying, I hate when they are the ones that give "advice" especially when they obviously never had girlfriends before
>>34157360Are you fucking retarded? Because one affects you the other is private?
>>34157375I know, it's unreal. They even get really mad and argumentative with men who have and the women who post here.
>>34157371It was all of us at one point don't lie
>>34157368Thanks :D
>>34157355Sometimes things need to be destroy to give a scene the necessary pathos. It gives the extra dimension of urgency and determination in bed.And I could just buy you new ones.
>>34157377oh so now the people you're surrounded by and live with don't affect you but what happened at some niggerball even is important?
>>34157379I'm dead and can't read this post, sorry.
>>34157254F, his favourite sweater and no bra. Jiggle jiggle.>>34157332Personally no, it's just an instant boner move. Usually I do it while kissing him.
>>34157367You said “anything that general”, faggot.
>>34157372the point is understanding what women find so fascinating in being so pervasive towards someones privacy
>>34157233I think I'm feeling like alfredo pasta of sorts. I can make it so I can get it garlicky like I like.
>>34157236Do you have penis envy or do you just wanna not be penetrated?
>>34157383I already got a bunch, it wasn’t easy to find perfect skin color
>>34157241Mhm.
>>34157391knowing who to trust and associate with and who to stay away from?
>>34157254People getting horny over clothes is Hollywood romcom shit, I'd just touch his dick
>>34157385>Politics>NiggerballOk so the answer is yes, you're retarded
>>34157353>Why do women always be gossiping about other peoples love affairs?Retardation
>>34157395Well ain't your bf a lucky guy then.
>>34157366Politics is sports.Go red team! Blue team sucks!
>>34157254Low cut dress, jiggle boobs.
>>34157389>favouriteEw
>>34157385when i watch niggerball i know for sure im not protruding Mugisa's privacy
>>34157373No, but I grew up poor, so I live cheaply as if I still had no money>>34157375It discourages women from answering in the first place, so I assume it's gay men who answer for us
>>34157411>so I assume it's gay men who answer for usIt's very clearly incels.
>>34157393I have orgasm envy. Being penetrated isn't bad but it1. doesn't lead to an orgasm2. does lead to my window of opportunity to orgasm closing
>>34157400tell me how your daughters teacher being a pedo affects you less than wether or not some iranian protester was mossad or not?
is it true that if you smack a woman on both booty cheeks hard it will guarantee she gets pregnant that night?
>>34157398That just ends up in branding someone without actually getting to know him or her.
>>34157417is this about you seething about some girl telling others in your church about what you've done again?
>>34157413That was my first thought, except they don't want zero female presence at all, do they? It's funnier to believe they're trying to turn /atoga/ into a gay hookup thread
>>34157414 nta>being penetrated doesnt lead to orgasmkek sis never had good sex in her life
>>34157422Incels don't fucking know what they want.Or how to achieve it. lol
>>34157414I feel like this is a size issue rather than a penetrative one bro....
>>34157422It would be funnier, but the reality is sadder.
>>34157415>Federal crime is the same as gossipActually braindead, even retarded people aren't as dumb as this.
>>34157402>he wants to date retards
>>34157391i'm a guy and like gossiping with some of my friends, people you know do weird shit sometimes, it's genuinely interesting
>>34157414>Being penetrated isn't bad but it>1. doesn't lead to an orgasmUh... I've made women orgasm with penetrative sex before
>have you ever had a partner who you liked, but had little to no sexual chemistry with My partner feels like a friend that I share my bed with. The sex is really average and I have to do virtually everything so I've lost interest. All partners previously we had great chemistry, comparison is the thief of joy but I'd rather go to sleep than have sex with this person anymore.
>>34157378it's also really gay how they obsess over this so called chad
>>34157435lmfao alright who's gonna tell him? poor bro
>>34157437why are you ghey?
>>34157438Right? They constantly describe their dream boyfriends ITT.
>>34157422There are no femanons hereI'm here because the other threads for general chat are worse
>>34157437Do him (I'm assuming?) and yourself a favor and break up with him.
>>34157052M, yeah, why they make her bad like that tho...>>34157071>sefety>>34157106Shit, the planet would be better off without em>>34157130Fox came right up to me, maybe wanted a ciggie
>>34157437You people who write so you don't out the gender are so fucking annoying.
>>34157434most guys i know are terrible gossips. i'm an exception in that i can't imagine caring about someone else's private life. i don't even care about my own. might as well be talking about a television show i don't even like.
>>34157439I've made girls orgasm through penetrative sex too. It's not common ime but there's girls who orgasm like that
>>34157437I wouldn't want to fuck a tranny either
>>34157438>>34157441Chad's beauty is effortless and I AM NOT gay for him and his winning personality and rippling physique
>>34157438Incels are all chadsexual.
I wish she would talk to me and said she wanted me
>>34157443>>34157445Can you guys really not tell that that's obviously a dude
>>34157445Why? So you can't make sexist comments?
it was june 2018and i was living in spain for a year for a study abroad program
>>34157254If I was trying to proposition for sex, if she seems in a non-negative mood, I'd give her warm hug from behind, then give her neck a little nuzzle and kiss. Then I'd move one hand down to her crotch and the other to her boob, and press my dick onto her ass while kissing. I'll keep doing this for a bit, and ff she doesn't reject my advances, by then, I'd recon sex is on so I'll turn her around for a full on make out or carry her off. Alternatively, if she didn't look busy, I could try to swoop her off her feet and carry her onto the couch where I can get on top of her and makeout for a while and advance to sex if I could.If she was in a bad mood, I'd try to give her a warm bath with scented stuff and maybe candles to help her relax, or give her a massage where I eventually progress to rubbing her crotch. But if she's really not in the mood, I don't think I'd try unless she is that type of girl who wants sex when she's stressed, but I don't think that's very common.
I might have started to ovulate, oh no
>>34157435My ex thinks that too, I faked every time for years because otherwise neither one of us got off
>>34157173MIf they have don't stream their music and they have a physical media collection or a digital library. If they can find joy in both classical music and modern music. If their taste in music is eclectic but not contrived. If they have a controversial opinion on a piece of music that's held in high regard. If they have their own taste and are really into certain genres instead of just liking all the popular things everybody else likes.
if I've had a girlfriend before then you don't need to be a chad to have one, plain and simple
>>34157451Don't we all
>>34157452That's not the point.>>34157453Then don't post here at fucking all.This is called ATOGA.Fuck off to gioyc.
>>34157456I am not falling for this ever again
>>34157454oh dear, here we go again
>>34157447You just have to teach them how.
>>34157456describe this to me. what's going on here. pretend i don't know anything.
>>34157456oh is that why my penis is throbbing?
>>34157437Break up man, you need sexual chemistry to have a strong relationship in western culture
>>34157442There's plenty of femanons here, but you can pretend we're all men if that makes you more comfortable.
Femanons are such pranksters and scamps
>>34157465There's nothing to fall for, I was just contemplating about texting him tomorrow
>>34157446i mean i don't REALLY care, for me it's just sport, i'm liable to forget almost all the information after the convo>>34157451same bro, same. well i know she wants me but yeah doesn't mean much if we can't talk>>34157456uh oh, here comes trouble
>>34157461back off she's mine!!!
>>34157473Don't text me tomorrow.
>>34157473Consider attaching an image of your clothed ass
>>34157173M, if they liked anime and cats>>34157178What about a country dubstep remix https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USlrr8tbfO0>>34157213At least you're bothering dude, you'll never know>>34157224Your momAre we talking about person I've found the most attractive or objectively most attractive looking?
>>34157464Exactly, brainlet
>>34157468Not much, I just got horny describing him earlier itt >>34157469It's possible
>>34157421Women dont gossip about me, whenever they ask me i just tell them im a virgin and i never get involved with women that might recognize me later on>>34157434if you're so interested in weird shit, why dont you ask the primary source?
>the narc spammer has come again to make everything about himself
>>34157473Thanks for keep us posted
>>34157477I won't>>34157478That won't be necessary
>>34157456from a clueless man, what are those signs?
>>34157454i lived in a shithole town and it was the first time i was by myself in another country without my family and i really missed home
>>34157213*you never know>>34157241yeah, ADHD paralysis lyfeI feel like I waste everyday of my life and feel shit afterwardsBut when I look back I get loads done on my hobbies/interests at leastI have to make lists of everything and just force myself to do it (cigarettes and alcohol help)
>>34157482>if you're so interested in weird shit, why dont you ask the primary source?hahaha uhmmm ever hear of a little thing called QUANTUM MECHANICS? you ever try to measure a thing you destroy by measuring? you're a fuckin MORAN
Femanons is there anything you actually like about the manons? Any good experiences?
>>34157488I get horny
>>34157483lol I knew what you meant
>>34157471Why would you post here when there's so many mean men?
>>34157366Byzantines disagree
>>34157241this is why i take bizarre research chemicals that apparently the femshitters here don't like, because they're greedy wrt keeping their organs (total fucking woman moment, the only dumb thing was asking them and expecting anything else)
>>34157493yeah, there's some real cuties here
>>34157488my skin gets clearermy hair gets glossiermy boobs get swollenI radiate waves of pure sex
>>34157491wait, that's a sign of ADHD? oh no...
>"I'll keep you posted">falls off the face of the fucking Earth
>>34157499Bro, stop making being a junkie your whole personality
>>34157366But what if the trans mma fighter knocks the girl unconscious
>>34157503literally me
what do you think is getting better about you as you get older? what do you think is getting worse?
>>34157505yawn, you sound like my friends
>>34157501those wave are making my penis twitch, please stop that
>>34157507WHY
>>34157500Like?
>>34157508>better my understanding of myself>worse the exhaustion
>>34157508Every generation can witness the degeneracy spreading. Im afraid the west cant be saved.
>>34157489what was really nice is that i had the beach really close to me and i used to go there everyday by myself to eat or just take a walk, and on some nights i was alone there looking at the ocean and smoking cigarette
>>34157499what the hell are you talking about?
>>34157500Like who :>
>>34157508i'm getting a lot better at not having a good answer to the first question, the second one has too much to list
Why does everyone keep saying I have ADHD. I don't have ADHD. It's just one of these meme diagnoses that supposedly everyone has.
>>34157254MI wear a crop top and do the worm>>34157348based and godspeed>>34157460you don't need to be a chad but you need to not be a complete loser lol>>34157484>answering questions is "making everything about myself"omegalul
>>34157492>hey dude is it true you hooked with that girl? how was it?is less destructive than>that dude hooked with this girl, they have been going at it for a whilebecause these gossips might not even be true at all and fuck up other dynamics those individuals have
>>34157511>WHY looking at the birds
>>34157521>you don't need to be a chad but you need to not be a complete loser lolI am a complete loser though
>>34157509No shit, they're right
>>34157508M>what do you think is getting better about you as you get older?I'm less flaky, less impulsive and better at managing my anger.>what do you think is getting worse?I drink too much.
why would a woman kiss me (a lot) on the first date, talk about a second date, even kiss me goodbye, only to then ghost me?is she upset I didn't have sex with her or something
>there are some real cuties here>mfw I will never be one of those cuties
>>34157502I mean it could be something else in your case but yeah, when I got diagnosed it's apparently a common symptoma problem I have is trying to do everything at once and ending up getting nothing doneso I have to force myself to do one task at a time. even if it's something as basic as brushing teeth or taking out the trash>>34157508>what do you think is getting worse?everything lol>>34157524well gg then kek>>34157527got cold feet ig
>>34157512>>34157517I will gatekeep that information
>>34157520I like when my sister who never ever struck me as having ADHD got diagnosed with it in college and now has a socially acceptable amphetamine dependency and sometimes forgets to use her inside voice
>>34157516apparently the absolute females here get a little squeamie at the thought of donating a few hundred grams of their liver for their boyfriend ('cuz you know the females really need it for all those lonely nights of drinking wine i guess)
>>34157528I think this post and that frogposting makes you a cutie
>>34157531Come on, say one nice thing about us
>>34157533w-what?
>>34157532>never ever struck me as having ADHD got diagnosed with it in collegeTIL anon knows the signs and what meds she should be taking better than a professional psychiatrist lol
>>34157532please do not talk about the amphetamine hustle ITT the ADHD cultists will drown the entire thread and it will be unusable
>>34157527People end multi year relationships over idiot reasons and you shouldnt even bother thinking about this unless you did something horrible or smelled like shit or something
>>34157538Too late apparently lol
HVAC at our work is out. Female coworker thar i banter with came by to chat and told me out of the blue that her pussy was extremely sweaty, uncomfortably so. That she keeps a bit of a bush and that it was all matted against her panties. She was like I'm just keeping it real with you and thought you should know before walking away. How do you even respond to something like this? I was speechless, no idea what to even say. We are like good work acquaintances, but we aren't close enough for her to say such a thing.
>>34157532I've tried speed once and it was nice but that's besides the point. But yes the haphazard slinging around drugs is a mess.
I'm having coffee and a snickers bar ^_^how are you anons doing today?
>>34157535mkay, sometimes you're funny, intelligent, kind and entertaining
>>34157536don't mind me anon i'm just having an episode because i like the attention, just please try to drink less and do less edibles (if you do any)
>>34157534Fuck offThe one thing I cannot stand is disingenuousness
>>34157515and i used to live with two students from the uk, but i didnt really talked too much to them, sometimes they went out to party while i was by myself in that house, i didnt have any friends there and i didnt knew nobody
>>34157546I only smoke cigarettes and drink coffee
>>34157545ahem go on...
>>34157544Gonna cook dinner then go to the movies.
>>34157538Tbh if I was rich I'd just blast cocaine all day, ADHD meds didn't do much for me lol
>>34157541>Haha yeah that's crazy, can I sniff it? Just to see if it's bad or anything. Because if I can't smell it then it probably isn't that bad. But if I can then it's good. I mean it's bad. And I might need to give it another sniff or two just to verify.
>>34157551what movie are you watching?
>>34157533you can have a sliver of my liver but it's a little compromised so any benefits might be neutralized
>>34157545
>>34157554Marty Supreme.
*steals your hoodie and sniffs the area that touched your femenine armpits*
>>34157547ok that wasn't very cute money of you, I take it back
>>34157541hoooooly fuck ahahahaShe wanted you to eat her pussy and fuck her, obviouslyOne time I gave a coworker a ride home from work because she was beefing with her boyfriend, and she hit me with>yeah before I was with my nigga quentin I'd just let guys at work eat me out sometimesI was like cool, cool ah there's your house get the fuck out of my car
>>34157549i miss coffee, had to give it up lest it give me anxiety all day thanks to one of my chems. a mint nicotine pouch and a cup of black coffee? best way to start the day imo. enjoy it for me anon
femenine
Women if you had a bf who was a combat veteran and you learned that the first time he was deployed to an active battlefield and was under fire he cried like a bitch, would you get the ick?
>>34157557nta but I've heard that one's really good, let us know what you thinkalso what you making for dinner>>34157544that sounds like a perfect snack <3had another boring NEET day, but I just had dinner with some peeps and we watched Kung Fury and some other funny vids
>>34157541Women are weird man. How is she even telling you this and not being self conscious? Sweaty pussy is not at all pleasant or appealing.
I wonder if any femanon here has a crush on meprobably not
>>34157548and one night i got really depressed and lonely and started to get drunk by myself in my room
>>34157570One of them probably had a crush on me but she lost interest
>>34157567no.
Femanon doesn't have a crush on me because I was just a diary
>>34157567uh, no?
>>34157555we'll figure out how to deliverthat sliver of your liverbut is this what you should have in your headwhile you're lying in bed? :P
>>34157568>also what you making for dinnerSirloin steak, roast potatoes and pumpkin, and steamed vegetables.
>>34157570I wish the only girl who has ever had a crush on me wasn't my cousinIt was also when she was 7 and I was 11 lol
I'm in such a good mood I almost want to have sex with a m*n
>>34157574how do you know?
>>34157173M, shit I just read this question properly loltfw no technohead gf
>>34157578Beta
>>34157571god damn it, are you a male or a female? stop drinking, asshole
>>34157587To her, yeah totally
>>34157571so i opened instagram and starded drunk texting my old high school crush and and I hadn't seen or spoken to her in years
>>34157568>that sounds like a perfect snack <3>had another boring NEET day, but I just had dinner with some peeps and we watched Kung Fury and some other funny vidsI love coffee and chocolate, I prefer dark chocolate though.I've never seen that movie, looks fun in a silly way. I've been a neet for 2 months, I'm bored already but can't find another job, I should probably go back to school or something
>>34157585I just knew, she gave off those vibes. We were super flirty and stuff. And she even kind of confessed to it.
>>34157583I wish girls my age (or older) liked me but I seem to only attract younger girls
>>34157580>but is this what you should have in your head>while you're lying in bed?no bedtime shaming pls
>>34157595i feel like i'm gonna see this post on a true crime video three years from now>>34157596rofl sorry
>>34157591at first i acted cool and pretended like we were friends, i even asked for her number and she immediately refused
>>34157581wow that sounds amazing>>34157584be careful what you wish for>>34157592>prefer dark chocolate thoughsame, you're cultured>>34157592>looks fun in a silly wayit is, you should kek>should probably go back to school or somethingif you can afford to then yeah you shouldI hope I can just get another janitor job or something
>>34157593cute
>>34157591that's when it happened. i got out the peanut butter and started smearing that shit everywhere. even inside. and i told her all about it
>>34157598my nigga just greentext this
>>34157597>i feel like i'm gonna see this post on a true crime video three years from nowwhat? why?
>>34157603seriously why the fuck does he post like that lol
>>34157598but then i didnt know how to keep the conversation going and i just told her that i had a crush on her and that i was sorry that i didnt talked to her in all these years
>>34157601Yeah it was. And so was she. Until it ended lol.
>>34157609my condolences maybe she just got banned
>>34157604nope not gonna spoil it for others
>Kaka=Poop>Shi=taking a shit>Kakashi = a poop that’s taking a shitWhy did they call him this way?
>>34157606He thinks we care
Femanons are such menaces, playing with our hearts like that
I don't like how my hair curls up, it's starting to look like a girl's haircut
>>34157613brown
oh but they're cute little menaces desu :3c
hate being horny, my mind is full of sex and I can't concentrate the sounds start playing in my head the creek of a matress, the moaning, the sound of skin on skin, the warmth, the closeness.
>>34157611No it wasn't like that lol, we got to talking on our own for a while and when she learned more about me she started going cold.
>>34157615sowwy
>>34157619Only if they don't do it on purpose. I wonder sometimes
>>34157613kakashi means scarecrow you dumb shithead
>>34157600>wow that sounds amazingNot really, it's a very basic meal. My go to meal is just steamed veges, some kind of starch like potatoes or rice, and some kind of protein. Sometimes I'll make pasta or some kind of stew.
>>34157608she then was confused and blocked me on instagram and it was probably one of the mos embarrassing moments of my life
Is it racist to jerk off only to non-white women?I'm a white man
>>34157625Same lol. Oh well
>>34157625oof, thats roughterribly sorry that happened
>>34157622i'm never talking about acquiring livers on here ever again, /atoga/ females are sick in thread
>>34157628Japanese mfs will name their characters shit like niggafukka and takeashitta and expect me to care about them
>>34157637ungrateful
>>34157638This reminds me of when big bro would look around the room for laughs every time the guy he called Sucky Cocky showed up on screen in Wii Sports
>>34157638real
I love (you)
>>34157643Mwah
>>34157640nooooo babe come back haha it was just a prank, we both know i'll relapse and bring it up again haha
>>34157643unreal
>>34157645>///<
>>34157648Hey, she's being honest! She loves (You), not you
>>34157606we should play like a chain story game where everyone adds a sentence lel>>34157630nothing to be embarrassed about, sorry she wasn't interested tho, better than never telling her tho
>>34157647at least you are self aware
>>34157630i wanted to kill myself for months after that happened
>>34157628>Cacachie
Women, would being used as a forced bangmaid actually be attractive to you in certain circumstances?
>>34157635They're so skittish aren't they>>34157636Yeah well it sucks but it's life
>>34157653I'll start N
>>34157643
>>34157661I
>>34157658are you 12?
>>34157663N
>>34157663G
>>34157561
>>34157666G>>34157667is that the perfume you use
>>34157663CE:)))
>>34157665go to the shame corner>>34157668E
>>34157660>They're so skittish aren't theyWhat did we expect, barking up Anonymous's tree lolWe're silly
>>34157567No. It's good enough to try. War is not for everyone.
I want dick
perfect, i've got her right where i want her>>34157654yeah haha it took a long time
>>34157674Gay
>>34157659only under very specific circumstances
I always feel bad when I banter with people, I feel like I'm being mean
>>34157659Yeah, if I were a prostitute and if it was a regulated and supervised short gig that paid extremely well
>>34157678Grow sum ballz
>>34157675I feel vaguely suspicious
>ningi wonder what miao is up tois that how her name was spelled? i forget
>>34157674Nixon or Tracy?
>>34157634What are you thinking about them while jerking off? Is it racism, or do you think they're pretty?
>>34157671I mean at that point she wasn't really "anonymous" anymore but yeah you get the point
>>34157678ragebaiting is my love language
>>34157668No, that's a picture of you.
>>34157681I don't mind people being mean to me but I'm afraid of being too mean to the other person, please be patient I have autism :(
>>34157677Which circumstances?
>>34157674all i have is crack>>34157682that explains the hornypostingi-i mean trust your instincts
>>34157686She wasn't in my case either, and I got the sense she wished she had stayed that way after a bit
I need a freaky gf, but a freaky gf whose freak isn't just CEO monster rape and BL
>>34157692it's total apocalypse, he is a hot warlord and I am ovulating
sometimes I get in the mood to sing
>>34157678don't do it then>>34157683https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_QawamZmJM>>34157689well at least I taste good ig
>>34157696this man's thinking about being eaten by that mario fart anon
>>34157674Prove it
>>34157693how does being suspicious and hornyposting correlate?
>>34157698So you want to be one of the bride in Mad Max?
>>34157674how about a hug instead?
>>34157703what the fuck is that
>>34157012>Today I wish all femanons a very strong orgasm.Me too. But they specifically have to come back and tell us about it.
hey did that one autistic anon that was trying to figure out the color of pasta using only her tongue with her mom here?did you do it?
>>34157706idk, I never saw mad max, as long as he has some big guns and lives in a tank
>>34157699sing us a song anon>>34157674https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYxQ7uVNLxI>>34157703>mario fartI beat this and the sequel in flash with a friend in school kek >>34157718>lives in a tanklike a fish?>>34157712>using only her tongue with her momdidn't know her mom was freaky like that
>>34157703That was some of the most insane shit I've read on this entire website in a while
>>34157712>trying to figure out the color of pasta using only her tongueI know this means she was trying to guess spinach pasta vs squid ink pasta by taste but its way funnier to think she's just trying to guess various shades of beige
>>34157720>like a fish yes, exactly
Does twitter have ads?
>>34157696I need a freaky gf whose freak is awkward losers
>>34157699What song are you gonna sing
>>34157726Yes, constant ads
>>34157726yes, your moms OF link
i am a dumb unlovable himbo why are womens standards so high why do i need to be da vinci or some shit, why isnt being good looking, caring and loyal enough
>>34157705i was told women like mysterious men>>34157710well it's a bit of a story but basically there was an anon here that REALLY REALLY REALLY likes huffing farts and also mario (and she had good taste in 2D mario games btw)>>34157722anon i'm just trying to figure out what's going on don't look at me
>>34157734this is the end times, look up the rat utopia experiment and it will all make sense
>>34157735oh and also she said she wants to eat men she finds attractive, like a black widow, but i'm sure she was just joking
>>34157187that shit is heatwomen being stronger than men and having some dihh would be peak fr
>>34157735mysterious as in there will be a bunch of men in suits standing in the distance at his funeral, not wtf is the matter with this man
i've never seen a good song posted in these threads
>>34157720>sing us a song anonI'm also very shy so I only sing to myself, I was forced to sing in front of everybody when I was in school though (I got high grades wow) >>34157730up the down escalator by The chameleons
>>34157747oh trust me sweetheart there will be plenty of men in plenty of suits at my funeral, believe me
2026 is gf year. the year I find one of them
>>34157747>there will be a bunch of men in suits standing in the distance at his funeral"He was the best cocksucker we ever knew. Our condolences, Ma'am."
femanons, how can you tell if a guy is really coy or if he acts like that so he doesnt have to hang out with other people or date someone? and how would you judge him based on either?
>>34157751you're probs talented then uwu
>>34157750what's your genre?
Women itt keep sexualizing me
>>34157755>how can you tell if a guy is really coy or if he acts like that so he doesnt have to hang out with other people or date someone?wether he looks more sad/longingish or more pissed off/bothered>and how would you judge him based on either?both is very valid
>>34157751>up the down escalator by The chameleonsNever heard it so I'm going to listen to it as I type this reply.Not really my style but thats okay
>>34157761It's so dehumanizing, I wish they'd stop.
is it too late to start learning guitar at 25?
Currently debating whether I should rewatch Inside Job for the third time or watch a movie (undecided)State Gender and help me choose
>>34157752ok but would you the necrobiotic waifu >>34157754based, let's hope he passed on the knowledge to me before croaking
>>34157767Yes
>>34157760i'm just making an observation. i'm not trying to one-up anyone here by my superior taste.
>>34157767Its literally not, guitar is easy. Its just about doing it and being okay with feeling like you aren't making progress sometimes.
>>34157758probably, but it's always safe to assume I'm bad at what I do>>34157765what kind of music do you like? my taste in music is all over the place but my favorite band is bauhaus
>>34157771I think he just wanted to try and find a song you might like man damn
Why aren't femanons chuddier?
>>34157768mi'm watching harold and maude right now (it's free on youtube). if you haven't seen it, do yourself a favor and watch it, sir or madam.
>>34157771>i'm not trying to one-up anyone here by my superior taste.
>>34157750>until nowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3L8DrJm05es
>>34157763what if he looks like neither, but rather has the face of someone that doesn't get surprised by anything anymore?
>>34157776I am way chuddier than you, chud
>>34157775hm. well, i don't really have a genre. but let's say art rock.
I need a wife with big hips because I plan on getting her pregnant a lot and I want easy births
When is someone being vague because they dont want to answer vs grossly simplifying because it would take forever to explain and its not that interesting vs being vague as an invitation to ask more?
>>341577672026 is too late to start learning guitar
State genderDo you agree?
>>34157782then I'd assume he has seen enough and wants to be left alone, but I am sure some girl on her "I can fix him" arc would be up for the challenge
>>34157780what's that pic supposed to signify??
>>34157786>art rock.lmao
>>34157773>what kind of music do you like? my taste in music is all over the place but my favorite band is bauhausI listen to all sorts of stuff but I generally gravitate towards indie and pop punk. My favorite band is The Front Bottoms. I've also been getting into country and bluegrass (shoutout Billy Strings) too and I'm trying to get into metal but I haven't found my entry point that makes it all click yet.
I need a wife that gives the best hugs
So i've been in a good mood lately and i've been getting hit with>Anon, you look diferent>you've been looking more like a man as of latewhat did they mean by that? doesnt the second one classify as harassement?
>>34157792f, no, needs separate rooms
>>34157795https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWdD206eSv0
why the fuck do i have more success with white girls then i do brown girls? actually black women too. should i just aim for white women? im more attracted to them anyway.for context im a brown mutt. dont really care for a potential partners race but of course i want to maximize my chances of success so i've been 'categorizing' who to talk to and i always have more success with white women. i grew up outside of the states so i dont really have the race perspective either too or whatnot. im also new to the states since i was born in the states but i didnt come back until last year, so i really have no perspective whatsoever.>>34157792gay as shit. marriages die for the same reason friendships die. you end up not doing shit after a while. thats why the boomers go 'happy wife happy life', dont be a boring fuck and you won't get divorced.
>>34157769>ok but would you the necrobiotic waifulet me break this down for you:>dr. frankensteinpossibly>mrs. frankensteinabsolutely>frankenstein's materialsabsolutely not>frankenstein's monsterabsolutely
>when we love a woman, we easily conceive a hatred of nature on account of all the repulsive natural functions to which every woman is subjectwhat do you think old friedrich was talking about here?
>>34157799you like shoegaze?
>>34157806mhm, this goes into your patient file
For Your Consideration: Chase Infiniti.
>>34157797i'm just as god made me, sir
Does anyone else feel as though a great doom has just befallen the land and we shall endure hard times before they get better?
>>34157750post a good one thenI'm just jammin rnhttps://voca.ro/1fEum2AhhOXVhttps://voca.ro/1lEbc8EcTcUZ>>34157751>up the down escalator by The chameleonsthis is a choon>>34157767never too late>>34157768M, might as well watch something new>>34157792The Separator 9000 from Moral Orel is real lol
>>34157802halo effect, people just kinda bleed their appreciation into unrelated attributes (the inverse is true as well)aren't humans fun
>>341578102/102.5 in a better fit
>>34157810God i would make so many quadroons with her
>>34157807pic very much related
>>34157812to be fair, humans have felt that way since always
>>34157810I'd chase her to infinity>>34157812every daybut it will get better (eventually, hopefully, idk)>>34157806I'd date Frankie Stein from Monster High>>34157802probably just a confidence thing and you seem happier idk
>>34157786Post some songs you like I'll see if I have anything similar
>>34157809hey hey hey wait a minute i've been a good boy why is this going into any file
>>34157821and how would you know that?
>>34157812I feel as though the doom is trifling and that all times are hard to some extent.I am not just my body or the land it stands on. I am my soul, and my soul is a wellspring of compassion. No doom can wrest this capacity of mine from me.
>>34157827to calculate your reward points at the end of the week ofc
>>34157792MGrim
>>34157828I was there
>>34157808fuck yeah im into some shoegaze
>>34157818That Superman movie was bad. He's a great character that gets no respect.
>>34157794ok, so no matter how i play it. i will always be that transparent. at least i am no longer pissed off at the world
>>34157840please don't come at me with your capelore, I just want to memepost
>>34157832if i spend them all on candy then it's cheaper than getting them from the store :D>>34157794>I can fix him arcgirls do that shit too?
>>34157842>transparentnot really, in the end it's all just assumptions and projections based on previously acquired pattern recognition, so every person might interpret your behavior a bit differently
>>34157837i was there too, and it wasn't like you said. lying bitch
>>34157792Pretty sure i remember a Catholic anon who said he would encourage his future wife to have a lover on the side because he thought sex was too sinful for him
>>34157851uhm, my friends saw it too and can confirm my very accurate and scientific, historically accurate observations check mate atheists
>>34157847>girls do that too?why do you think so many women are attracted to criminals?
>>34157815>>34157823yeah, but doesnt that second one classify as harassement? she kind of pissed me of with that, but i choose to ignore it
>>34157792>retarded internet christcuck>absolutely gay and retarded take>AI generated profile pictureWHY are these things inseparable?>>34157852LMFAO
>>34157852The Catholic church's actual stance on sex in a marriage is that it's so holy that you get holier every time you have good sex with your wife. Not even pulling your leg
>>34157847yeah... candy... haha >girls do that shit too?oh yes
>>34157847>girls do that shit toonta but some do I thinkthe last three girls who asked me out worked with special needs kids or mental patients
>>34157852average catholic>>34157860severely depends on what strain of christianity you're talking about
>>34157857why would you be pissed off? she wasn't saying you don't normally look like a man. or are you upset she didn't think you were the manliest possible object in existence?>>34157855explains a lot>>34157861explains a lot. wait what did you mean by that?
>>34157860Only counts if you bust in the pussy without protection, anything else is a sin.
I wish she tried to fix me even though I don't want to be fixed, I just need some love
>>34157865>what did you mean by that?nothing, I have to go
>>34157847>girls do that shit too?How did we end up here? This used to primarily be a stereotype about women lol, they can "fix him"
>>34157862cute but it would absolutely give me a complex
>>34157868
>>34157859I'm pretty sure it's a jokePretty sure
why is it that I fall in love with any woman that treats me nicely? I know they're just being polite but my dumb fucking brain makes me fall in love with them anyway
>>34157870your efforts are in vain but appreciated regardless, nini>>34157871>oh you don't even smilei've been a round the block a while
>>34157876You might be onto something here, not completely fucking retarded anon
>>34157807How difficult it is to cope with the dissonance between beauty and the disgusting aspects of reality we are confronted with daily.He's saying exactly how I've been feeling the last few years. The world really does feel that it is wedged solidly between perfection and disaster.
>>34157865I dunno, it pisses me of when people tell me what i am supposed to be, included in that category are women telling me what a man is supposed to be
spilling your seed on the floor is a sin, therefore you should cum on your hand and then eat it
>>34157866Which is the best kind of sex, in all fairness. Maybe they're onto something
How often should I be contacting a girl at long distance if I want to make it clear I'm interested in staying in touch without annoying her?
>>34157860as long as you don't use a condom, don't use birth control, don't perform any other act than vaginal sex with the lights off, and don't pull out.
>>34157883correct
>>34157866No wonder JH isn't religious
What if I want to blow a load in her pussy but don't want kids
>Be 27 male>Finally getting to a good space in my health and career that I have time and energy to date long after university. Also have extra money in my pocket for once in my life.>Probably the worst dry spell of my life when it comes to meeting women or getting matches on apps.>Had better luck when I was overweight with no job.I'm starting a judo class next month so it'll keep my mind off of it, but god is my confidence dying fast.
>>34157891pray for miscarriage
>>34157882you're a dummy.did i just tell you what a dummy is supposed to be?>>34157886just do tit for tat, if she doesn't respond once then you can try again and then if she doesn't respond that time consider it over. only do this if you can get a handle on not talking too much, otherwise you'll really feel like you're connecting with a girl and then she'll ghost you for talking too much
>>34157868<3 <3>>34157878prolly cuz we're lonely bastards
Women are you proud of me for wage slaving?
>>34157891Fag behavior
>>34157900>Cumming in girls? Yeah, you're gay.
women she won't give up on us, right?
>>34157887>don't perform any other act than vaginal sex with the lights off,Nah, foreplay is fine and there's nothing about having the lights off, of course
>>34157899you did what you had to do, so yes, but fuck wage slaving
>>34157904>fuck wage slavingidk if i can do this til i'm 70....
>>34157895>prolly cuz we're lonely bastardsdoes this also happens to people that had loving parents? (I didn't have loving parents)
>>34157881not to out myself a fetishist or anything, but i don't find anything disgusting in a woman's being subject to 'repulsive natural functions'. it's just one more detail that makes an individual an individual. if it were left out of the mix, a woman would be less desirable for that, because she would be less herself.
>>34157750have some choons <3https://youtu.be/_xVCm_b7Vcshttps://youtu.be/5NxyOqZGSdMhttps://youtu.be/dOsbPstImIohttps://youtu.be/r7cx-Vf9J-0https://youtu.be/C1bObkRCnkMhttps://youtu.be/3JU-bYIaSJwhttps://youtu.be/OxgsI4grqF4https://youtu.be/ImVygpIa1oYhttps://youtu.be/4Z5KodW7058https://youtu.be/uE1iVndZHEohttps://youtu.be/oRsjHfyUtz4https://youtu.be/cOBayd2SMoMhttps://youtu.be/i2Yc-8XQdps
>>34157907It does.t. has loving parents
>>34157901You should be praying to god that she gets pregnant every time you have sex
>>34157910no I think it's when you kiss her while holding hands
>>34157907>I didn't have loving parentsngl that prolly explains ityou deserve love as much as anyone else tho
People with jobs, how much do you actually save monthly?
>>34157810why would she wear that but then use underwear, it makes no sense
>>34157916Like 2 or 3 hundred
>>34157750https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cV6-aJlswCs
Femanon fell off, btw. Losing subscribers by the minute
>>34157909thanks for the tracks. i sampled a few of them. not to be a jerk about it, but this is exactly the sort of stuff i was talking about when i said i've never seen a good tune posted in these threads.
>>34157910>>34157913Neither of those things got me pregnant.
I want to share music too!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eL11hYg2dGghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0OUIrST9RYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=af13cMo6JN0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqCQoeQBVxchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OD0AhaY1Tvc
>>34157922The femanon situation is crazy
>>34157920that one's all right
>>34157914maybe I was an asshole in a past life and that's why no one loves me in this life
women would you rather fuck a goblin, an orc or an ogre?
>>34157922>>34157927How do I get you guys back into my orbit?
>>34157925>Neither of those things got me pregnant.I think you also have to spit in each other's mouths
>>34157906Bwo your retirement fund?
>>34157928Last third of the song slaps unnecessarily hard
i believe we are all one consciousness.
>>34157931She can't. She blew it.
>>34157930Which one is biggest and has the scariest dick?
Fuck my chud life>>34157936Fuck me
>>34157936if that's the case why doesn't she love me?
So these past few years i've been getting less interested in dating or even hooking up anymore. Is there something broken with me? I keep getting told that im wasting my potential, and that i could get laid just because of my eyes or if i smiled more, by both male and female friends.
>>34157916depends on what you count as saving, but in my budget i allocate about $851 a month for personal use, of which 30% at least goes to savings, but i'll put anything unused in savings as well (basically 10% restaurant food, 10% WILDCARD)
>>34157932We'll try that when we're ready, then. I'm okay with waiting for now.
>>34157936Does that mean I can see all the femanons' boobz if I try real hard
Womenwould you rather fit a 12 inch long cock with normal thickness in your vagina or a 5 inch long cock thicker than a soup can
the only reason I haven't killed myself is because I really like drinking coffee
>>34157938Ogre, probably
>>34157924didn't even respond to mine, confirmed shit taste desu>>34157936it's a little more complicated than that
>>34157942I don't think there's anything wrong at all with not being interested in hookups.Not being interested in dating could be a little worrying. If you ever want to get married, you obviously shouldn't give up on dating completely.
>>34157934yeah she's a talented lady. i wish someone else sang her songs though, horrible voice. and the fact that she married that uber jew...
>>34157931Post voca saying "goodnight, i love you"
>>34157946Is the soup can at least tapered or is it the exact dimensions of a soup can
Is there any way to _decrease_ my gf's breast size?She's fit, works out, eats right. So I don't think they'd get much smaller by dieting. They're currently like a good handful, but I want them to be a small handful, you know?
>>34157951>If you ever want to get marriedNo, I used to. But now I don't. I´d like to be a father though
>>34157946Assuming I don't need to take the full length of the normal girth dick, obvs I'd choose that one.>>34157948Are they humanoid at least?
>>34157936I think you're right. How tf does every child on earth, of varying cultures always invent "The floor ,is lava"?
>>34157956Motherfucker I could kill you right now. I hate you and your overly buttery lobster.
>>34157956Is she fat at all
>>34157950i liked the first track
>>34157958>humanoidThe ogre or the dick? I mean, i guess ogres are humanoids? but the dicks are spiky
>>34157959Ancestral memory from when we were monkeymen living in trees to escape from big cats
>>34157960*eye roll*people with shellfish allergies are always so dramatic>noooo you can't use that same knife!>i HATE shrimp>you guys don't work with shellfish, right?
>>34157961No, she's fit but in a "lifts weights" kind of way. I assume if she cut she could lose maybe 8-10lbs but not much more than that before she'd get into the too-thin category.
How old and how single are the femanons itt
I want to live in my dream world the one I go to from time to time where I have a girlfriend and we cuddle for hours.sometimes I go to a dream world where I'm stuck in a hospital for years, I don't like that one, it's scary and painful
>>34157962i'm not that anon. no it's fine i like it when it's over, that's when i like it most when it's never been so over. i'm happy ;_;
>>34157768well, what did you decide? don't leave us hanging
>>34157916M, just depends on how many hours I'm doing and my life situation at the time desuWhen I was living at home and not going out, like over a grand (I gave my mom almost £700 a month but had basically no other expenses)When I was dating my ex, basically nothing lol cause we were going out all the time>>34157929Nah I doubt it lol
>>34157974Im rewatching Inside Job, its comfy. Brett is such a gem and Ridley is a babe.
>>34157976disappointing desu
>>34157924>this is exactly the sort of stuff i was talking about when i said i've never seen a good tune posted in these threadsDifferent strokes for different folks, sorry you can't enjoy house tho...I mostly listen to stuff like this kek https://youtu.be/mP5aNEaE5v4
Women would you rather fuck an average size penis, or eat a slightly burned hamburger?
>>34157963The dicks. No spikes. I need them to be scary in texture without being physically harmful.
>>34157977and thtas okay
>>34157926absolute choonage <3
>>34157776Bravo six, going dark
>>34157908You wouldn't prefer a humanity mostly as it is, but without the disgusting things we have to deal with? Are those disgusting things a part of your being?
>>34157979it's crazy the things people like>>34157982to be fair, the last person to ask for movie recommendations from me set a pretty high bar
>>34157916that reminds me shit I have to go to job centre in six hoursI wonder if the milf will be there (hopefully not desu cause I was there only a few months ago which is embarrassing)
As much as you hate me femanon, I would still give you a baby
>>34157987>to be fair, the last person to ask for movie recommendations from me set a pretty high barWhat was it
>A wife is a pillar not a punching bag. A wife is a help mate, not a house maid, A wife is a treasure not a slaveAgree?
>>34157985idk. to the pure all things are pure
>>34157987>it's crazy the things people likehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cd6aD3OhaNQI like all music though, I'll go from listening to gabber to Britney Spears
>>341579161-2 thousand a month depending on how much OT. Sometimes more if it's especially busy.
>>34157992here
>>34157994It takes a certain level of madness to be content with everything as it is
>>34157998prodigy is undeniably good though, and i don't even like techno (or whatever they are)
>>34157902
>>34157980I’m not a girl but a slightly overdone public school cafeteria hamburger sounds acceptable to me at this point in time
>>34158001What was the movie
>>34157954You're going to jerk off to it, aren't you?
>>34158006picnic at hanging rock. i'm out though, unc's tired
>>34158007no i'm good to hug my pillow and fall asleep to it
>>34158012Well then I have no incentive to do it.
>>34158003>techno, or whatever they areBreakbeat hardcore/rave before moving into electronic rock>undeniably good thoughLiam is a legend https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itwZJH0sKcQ personally I love the early records and "Always Outnumbered, Never Outgunned", don't really care for the rest desu when they went more commercial
>>34158015clever girl
Women, how would you feel if your moid held your head in his hand and gazed into your eyes
>>34157993not really. i dont agree with neither of those premisses
hugging my blanket imagining that it's her, god I miss her :(
well well well look at the time foids, it's time to be sad about by exsigh :/
>>34158015so close...
sometimes I feel like everybody hates me, do (you) hate me?
>>34158033Depends, who are (you)
>>34158033i don't like people generally, but i'm sure i'd like you if i got to know you, most people are redeemable they are just host to irredeemable things
>>34158033Yup.
>>34157909>>34157924Teik Aro anyone?https://youtu.be/wRYNfaJ3v14>>34157916I save about $8500 per month I think, maybe a little more. I honestly haven't bothered looking after the first 2 or 3 months after I got out of university because it's been way more than enough and I got a raise last month>>34157936we are all ENTJ
Women have you ever loved someone so much it made you cry?
can a femanon send me vocaroo saying "goodnight my love" and i love you"
>>34158045Faggot
Cat keeps walking all over my nutsNeed a boob haver to occupy the other half of the bed and lure him away from standing on my fucking nuts with her boobs
>>34158023Eye contact makes me nervous but I'd do it for him if I really liked him
Women I want to make some sort of romance story with a female protagonist but I want to avoid making her love interest self inserty What are some things that appeal to you in a male love interest and what are some things to avoid
Guys are such fucking assholes. What is the point of this? Why even go on a date with her? Fucking explain yourselves!
>>34157750https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TdLV6XK8Wg
>>34158041>Teik Aroaciiiiiiidhis stuff is pretty sick
>>34158037I'm your friend! :)>>34158038I agree actually>>34158039D:
>>34158042nag but i have, broken attachment boy got overwhelmed by a woman's commitment
>>34158053Worst bait I have ever seen. Embarassing how you'll humiliate yourself for yous.
Women should I get my concealed carry permit
femanons, do you like men?
>>34158058>I'm your friend! :)I don't even know you
>>34158060I don't give a fuck what you think in all fairness you limpdick asshole.
>>34158041prolly my fave acid/hardtechno artist is Miss Djax, her records and sets are amazinghttps://youtu.be/KxJ831hZRMkhttps://youtu.be/U6mrMC4ASSIhttps://youtu.be/8PMvMuVE8_Q
>>34158062Generally, sure.
>>34158041>I save $102,000 annuallySure.
>>34158065Slobbin on my dick and balls
Do you fall for the "women are wonderful" bias?
Girls, what would you do if your boyfriend kept referring to your pussy as a snizz and told you to call it that too?>Spread that snizz for me>I'm going to eat your snizz>I want you to put your snizz directly on my face>I'm going to fuck that snizz raw>I'm going to make that snizz cum
>>34158071Until they start talking
Women if you know a really hot guy that you liked and you found out his wife died would you start hitting on him. Or would you do it in a less obvious way where you sit by his side and console him and make him emotionally attached to you.
>>34158073The dick is so good that I'd just go along with it.
Is it possible to trace back exactly to when men stopped approaching?
Should I try to get laid while I’m on vacation?
>>34158079i want to suck her tiddies
>>34158082only if you want topersonally I wouldn't tho, I go on vacation to relax and have some me time
>>34158071Sometimes. Unless I know they're bitches. Whenever BV blames someone I automatically assume it's her fault.
>>34158079Booba...
>>34158083What about her snizz?
His penis was raped, wasn't it?
>>34158083I want to sit on her face while I slap her tits around and make fun of them for being so big.
>>34158079>>34158060
>>34158071Yes. I hate women, but I hate everything, and women are my least hated thing in the whole world.
>>34158079>Is it possible to trace back exactly to when men stopped approaching?#MeToo
I used to fear the black mold in my apartment bathroom but now I understand it. It’s here to help me. It’s here to make me feel good.
>>34158071Yes, I'm too natural of a simp, would've been a momma's boy to oif I was allowed the chance growing up. They're too pretty so it's hard not to be kinder to them. And it doesn't help that strangers tend to be kinder to strangers in an almost facade way so it takes time for me to ever figure out if they're actually not that great, and it becomes sorta awkward for me to hang out with them in a free way
>>34158071M, nah I've known my fair share of bitches IRLtho most women I interact with are very niceso no they're not "wonderful" but they're also chill for the most part>>34158097bro take care of that shit
>>34158097I think it's making you hallucinate
>>34158075....and that's why I wasn't super broken up about my wife killing herself.
>>34158062Yeah
>>34158066Oh shit thanks, I'm already liking the first link. I've been listening to more drum n bass recently when working and this is my go to album:https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL6ZA--5Rknp0y7f0_oEkLGHUOC5gL0xJOThis is also a really good compilation:https://youtu.be/Qbwm5Kguksw>>34158068I make $165k pre tax in California and have lived with family for years lol. My biggest expenses are the one off guitar purchases, food, fish food, cat food, dog food, and gas. Very frugal
>>34158079>I feel like back in the like, 90s and maybe even 2 it was so commonBitch how would you know? Was she even born in the 90s?
>>34158098I'm so retarded. I was reading this thinking what the fuck is kinder, is this dude German?
Why did one of my friends die of cancer, and another of a suicidal heroin overdose, and another disappeared off the face of the Earth after posting a bunch of politically charged rants all within a short timespan of each other and all at roughly the same age?
>>34158090Who's?
>>34158079Probably during covid/post covid. The digital and the physical became almost indistinguishable and I don't think people have exited from that state. Porn is indistinguishable from real women to these people
>>34158105So I'm using an extension to read off comments, and funny enough, the voice reads aloud kinder the german way
>>34158108How old were they and more importantly how old are you
>>34157955same dimensions >>34157958gotta take the whole length
>>34158104Your mum was born in the '90s.
I need a thicc millennial sex slave
do women ever watch solo jerk off videos? or is that just for gay men?
>>34158115They were all in their mid-30s at the time, I was in my 20s.
>>34158079if she is that concerned about it, why doesn't she do it herself?
>>34158116I could probably take twelve inches of actual cock shape way better than a solid soup can.
>>34158118Is that what your granddad said when he forcibly fucked your mama and made you, because she refused to abort?
>>34158119Women only watch lesbian and solo female porn
>>34158086I can’t tell if I want to or not. It’s just been a long-ass time
Women, am I chopped?Pic is one a friend took of me
>>34158120You should watch your back, have you angered anything or found out something you weren't supposed to?
Women, this is an anonymous forum, why don't you express your horniness as much as the men do, even on the fun part of your cycle?
>>34158119I hate those. I only want to see a guy jerking off if he's doing it to the thought of me specifically.
>>34158129you could stand to mew a bit but you look fine
>>34158119yeah. I once watched one where the guy was by a volcano and climaxed as it was erupting. really good stuff
>>34158104I was born about Year 2 Anno Domini. I lived in Roman Judea and I sat behind Jesus in the Third Grade.
>>34158129Cute twink
>>34157946Why not both? Bitches can fit babies through there, they can take 12 inches of raw soup can cock.
ive been listening to a lot of oasis lately
>>34158129>Women, am I chopped?I don't know what that means.
>>34158129Baby chin and jaw, it's over
>>34158131I cringe at myself too hard
>>34158121Please be more understanding of the societal expectations thrust upon women.
Why weren't there any major anti-war protests against Napoleon in France during the Napoleonic Wars?
>>34158138AND SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SALLY CAN WAIT
>>34158140Is he so ugly it's over for him
>>34158145Because war is fucking awesome
>>34158144Some men are born with homosexualist tendencies. Others have sodomy thrust upon (or rather, inside) them.
Tell a story about your most disliked or annoying person of the opposite sex you've personally personally interacted with irl
>just realised that men in their 20s and 30s dating cougars is the same thing as women chasing much older men
>>34158141Not with modern jaw surgery
>>34158152Big fat hispanic woman who was a complete bitch in high school.
>>34158144What about the other way around? Is it really that bad if men don't approach women anymore? If they don't do it, it's because they don't want to, if they don't want to, the relationship would be fruitless anyway.
i think im out of traumas guys
>>34158152When I was 22 I was regularly banging a 60 year old woman who I came to dislike for her personality even though we let off steam by fucking each other all the time. It was a rare situation of me genuinely not liking someone I had sex with.
>>34158158Do you want me to give you another one
I want to be a pretty boy
>>34158152F. Dealt with a very rude man when I was in patient care. Didn't listen to instructions or explanations, acted shocked when expected side effects emerged, went out of his way to ignore advice and chose to exacerbate the issues, went over our heads to complain to other health care professionals seeking any excuse to quit treatment or make things more difficult for us, and he went so far as to physically threaten someone. He was a piece of work. He barely got by with the excuse of having cancer.
>>34158153I just want women who like me
Women, rate both out of 10 just for me to compare, how much do you like sticking your tongue into his mouth while kissing, and him sticking his tongue in your mouth while kissing
>>34158161Faggot
>>34158137Kek. I don't know why but this made me think of a story a friend of mine told. He is confirmed to have a big cock, it's an open secret and a bunch of chicks he has slept with have talked about it. Anyways, one of his exes he was fucking her for the first time and she was whining and complaining while he tried to stretch her out and work it in, and she was saying shit like "How am I supposed to be expected to take this much cock!" "Don't move, I'm fucking full!" Just relaying the stuff she was saying to him was cracking everyone up.
>>34158163Did you ever have to put a catheter in a patient's penis or have to clean up a patient's smegma or urethral bleeding off the head of his phallus? I always thought that would be kind of hot.
do you think i'll ever experience receiving a blowjob in my life? :\
>>34158166HEY I said I want to be pretty not that I want to suck cock, there's a big difference
>>34158161https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZinvpCrLZc
>>34158170just pay for it wtf
>>34158170Learn autofellatio
>>34158134That’s hilarious and now I want to try that
>>34158170I had to go to a gay bathhouse and get my knob slobbed through a glory hole by two lonely old men to experience this.
>>34158171It's a pipeline and you're already primed
>>34158164Download hinge, set your age range to 38-52. The women are horny and they'll like you for being young and fit and trying harder than men their own age.
>>34158173no!>>34158174thats gey!
>>34158169No to any of those. At most, I had to manually manipulate penises that were poorly washed and/or raw from treatment. Usually they were pretty clean since they were actively being treated in that area.
>>34156996>Picrel>When you try to date a 25 year old woman
>>34158178This is what happened to me in university during the first semester. The registrar automatically changed my major from Theatre to Applied Sex Education and my course schedule consisted of Gangbang 101, Freebase Tutorial, and Oral Sex Workshop.
>>34158170Not from a women, they don't like sucking cock. And if you do want to a chick to suck your cock you can't be beta about it.
femanons what should I fap to before bed
Can I be your midnight man? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3aVqWhfgmg
>>34158185Pic rel since I went through the trouble of saving it earlier.
>>34158183>What uni courses that will get you 100k in debt teach
>>34158188I would eat that uppNow I'm just hungry
>>34158185The 1994 erotic drama movie Threesome starring Lara Flynn Boyle of Twin Peaks fame. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lted8OJBJWI
I need my duck sicked.
>>341581884x jh in the picture
>>34158178I always wanted to be pretty because everybody called me ugly, this has nothing to do with being gay
>>34158189If you mean 100k in AIDS prevention medication covered by insurance, sure.
>>34158194Being a pretty boy is a gay thing
>>34158188oh because of that one femanon that said her pussy looked like that?
>>341581292 positive responses, 1 negative, 1 neutral, can I assume that means I'm average not horrible not great?
FemanonsWhy would you go through trouble of msging a guy, and suggesting hangout, Hanging out togheterAnd then kinda just let it fizzle despite the hangout seemingly being pretty fun for both of us?She got turned off because i didnt try to kiss her or made any sexual moves at her?Or she got some other ick...Dating sucks
>>34158152guy in high school who had had normal and good-looking girlfriends in the past spent months following me around but insisting he would never, ever fuck me (usually telling me so unprompted) then told me he liked me and called me a retarded femcel when I said I didn't realize he had been trying to flirt. I am retarded but I still don't know what his deal was
>>34158196Growing up among female anime and emo music fans taught me that they sexualistically phantasise about pretty looking men, like Sesshomaru in Inuyasha, and Gerard Way before he got fat.
>>34158196well I'm not gay not matter how much you want me to be
>>34158202You will be. Bend over.
>>34158193I might be sweet, but I'm not a dessert.>>34158197Yeh, it really is fitting food imagery.
>>34158129Get jacked and you will be fineYou just look like a nerd loser rn but thicker neck and bigger upper body can fix thatAlso maybe hairstyle diff
>>34158202Then stop wanting to be a twink.
>>34158204No thats just appetizer
>>34158203ah I knew it, you're the gay one and you want a boyfriend, sorry look elsewhere >>34158206hmm no I won't
>>34158200He sounds like a moron ngl
>>34158170Not at all, it doesn't matter what you look like, you can find a man on grindr who will let you suck his cock pretty much anywhere, any time.
>>34158209>hmm no I won'tA twink is a gay bottom…
>>34158213Bottoms don't top FPS leaderboards.
Melancholy time
>>34158209Yeah you're gay. You have that feminine demeanor
>>34158216Epic
Good morning to girls who aren't serial dating whores <3
>>34158209>you're the gay one and you want a boyfriendNo but I am sure there is some homosexual man out there who is plotting to hold you down and make you his boyfriend by sodomising you and mindbreaking you into becoming a pillow biter through such vile acts of buggery.
>>34158213oh you know what I meant! I want to be really skinny >>34158217>You have that feminine demeanorugh not this shit again
>>34158219So you are speaking to the void right now?
>>34158220yeah been there actually, they didn't manage to rape me thankfully
>JH wont send you unprompted pics on discord just to have satisfaction of getting you rock hard:/
A fortune teller at a fair once told me that if I go to Hamburg, I will be homosexually raped. Should I avoid Hamburg, or should I experience getting my anus torn up?
Do women actually pride themselves on the ability to take a lot of dick in whatever holes they can take it? Not quantity but the ability to take a big cock if necessary?
>>34158221>againYou see it's not the first time. People can smell that shit on you
>>34158228I can smell shit on you because you never watch your ass. You don't even use a bidet or a bum gun which is why you go about every day with your bum and the seat of your pants caked in fecal matter.
Sex havers, tell us some stories
>>34158230I traveled back in time and changed the timeline by having sex with ur mum.
need a bad bitch to give me head while I play final fantasy 4 (FF2 in the states)
>>34158230When I was fucking my high school girlfriend regularly, I got blood in my underpants once because I was wearing them, just slid to the side while I fucked my GF towards the end of her period. My mom was concerned I was bleeding from my asshole and insisting on taking me to the urgent care so I had to come clean with her on the truth.
How can you tell when a woman's nose looks fucked up because of her ethnicity and genetics, or because her dad or ex-boyfriend routinely punched her in the face and permanently rearranged her cartilage so her nose looks all retarded?
>>34158228I'm not gay! I'm just like this, I admit that I'm not the manliest man out there but I'm not gay
Women, have you ever fallen victim and got tricked by a guy negging you? Most people now should know it and recognize it, but for a time most women didn't realize it was a thing.
>>34158235Oh would this be a "high school girlfriend" you had when you were 30 and hung outside of secondary schools preying on the girls there?
>>34158023Awwww
>>34158234>ff4BASED I love that game
>>34158238You're an effeminate soft boy, I bet it a bit hairy dude smacked your ass on the train you'd be outwardly upset but you'd blush and secretly like it
>>34158230I made her pussy fart one time lol
>>34158216RealFeel better soon <3>>34158237Why are you people like this>>34158230I was having sex with ur mum then woke up and it was all a dream
>>34158221>oh you know what I meant!>I want to be really skinnyThen say what you mean. Say that you want to be skinny. If you say you want to be a femboy, that’s gay.
>>34158238There's no shame in the homo behaviors, bro. I have done many gay behaviors out of desperation when I couldn't get pussy. You see this a lot with autistic asperger's men, they are too weird and physically unfit for most women to sex them up so they choose to do sex stuff with men. Nearly every D&D group and comic book convention has examples of men in this situation, societal prison gays.
>>34158242he will never do that to you
>>34158230One time my ex and I were having sex in my dorm room and a bunch of drunk guys started roaming the halls blasting "Hey Ya" and singing along so we both burst out laughing and had to stop.
>>34158246What do you mean YOU PEOPLE?
>>34158210I wish I had a better explanation but that's probably it. he had a handful of other problems, but the weird anti-flirting struck me as particularly strange
>>34158241No, we were both in high school. This was years ago, but I am in my 30s now and married.
Women do you have a nice soothing voice or an annoying grating voice
>>34158249He is never going to give you up.Never going to let you down.
>>34158244fuck no I would punch him in the face, I had enough of that shit in school >>34158247actually you were the one that said twink not me.>>34158248hmm there's a difference between being soft and acting like a faggot
>>34158230One time I gave a woman three orgasms
>>34158023I would feel like he left himself wide open thrust up with the palm of my hand breaking his nose.
>>34158254Okay and does your wife know you fuck teenagers, Mr. Holland's Opus?
>>34158257>I had enough of that shit in schoolYou see even they thought you were fruity back then
>>34158253Didn't see him anymore past high school I hope
>>34158257>actually you were the one that said twink not me.And you were the one that said you want to be a femboy. You used the word femboy.
>>34158261NTA but I remember one of the school jocks anally raping me in the green room during Drama class. He told me I was his property, called me the n word (I'm white) and told me I was his slave.
>>34158259Quite rude and not very romantic of you
>>34158263actually the last encounter I had was when I was 20, that's when he told me he had liked me all along and lost his marbles because I had no idea. been a few years but yeah all in the past now
>>34158269thats jhenny fur ya
>>34158269You know what's Romantic?I hear the secrets that you keep. When you're talking in your sleep.
>>34158261I was shy I wasn't acting gay my classmates were just a bunch of degenerates>>34158265I never used the word femboy I said I wanted to be pretty
>>34158230My girlfriend and I drove to the beach once and fucked in the car to the sunrise before anyone else was there, and hung out a bit an watched the waves. Then people started arriving so we went to leave, but I had left the headlights on and the battery was kind of old so it was dead, so I had to walk over and ask beachgoers for a jump who I was hoping couldn't smell pussy on me, while my girlfriend, who also smelled like pussy sheepishly waited in the car.
>>34158274I bet when your classmates were all growing their beards you couldn't even manage a bit of chin fuzz. And you never broke out, your skin always stayed baby smooth.
would you commit suicide if your kid choked to death on some food?
>>34158260Yes, she knows I fucked teenagers when I was a teenager you weirdo.
>>34158278No I can just make more for free
women how would you react if your bf unironically proposed to you during a blowjob?
>>34158273And what did I say when I was sleeping
>>34158278No but I'd probably die hating myself
>>34158278No, I'd talk to them every day though.
>>34158283You screamed something about feces and about being marked on the face with poo poo.
>>34158276...yeahalso people used to think I was using make up because I was the only one that didn't have acne
>>34158274>I said I wanted to be prettyYep, you’re right. Look bro, the only real time it’s okay for a man to want to be pretty is if he wishes he were so far above handsome that he becomes pretty, like a greek god. That kind of pretty is the type were a girl would say breathily “he’s so pretty”. Wanting to have effeminate aspects of pretty though is pretty gay.
>>34158279>when I was a teenagerbet she was 13 and you were 17, sicko
I find it that some people tend to be in relationships just for the sake of not being alone, even if they dont really feel it with their partner, and in some cases that just ends up breeding ressentment. Why do they do that?
attention everyone. i have just had an epiphany!you can google BOOBS on google and guess what? it actually SHOWS BOOBSactual boobs. in the fleshmaybe god is real???
>>34158286>I'd talk to them every day thoughWhat? with like a Luigi board?
Do you ever smear poop on the soles of your bare feet and then jerk off to completion while you gaze longingly in the mirror at your own fecal-caked toes?
>>34158294>In the fleshIts just a bunch of cold pixels mate
love and peace <3
>>34158293Because they're mindless insects that just go through the motions of life instead of actually thinking about what they're doing.
>>34158290>Wanting to have effeminate aspects of pretty though is pretty gay.ok but I never specified this, I just said I wanted to be pretty.ok fine, I wish I was handsome, there is that better?
>>34158288Been that way from the start
>>34158298Hatred and discord <3
I think a mindless insect who at least gets to bang his girl who likes him is leading a better life than my ugly ass who will never have sex without paying
>>34158299I kind of feel this is the main reason "men don't approach women anymore"
You are being watched, aren't you?
>>34158230My first girlfriend and I used to drive to this pretty empty lookout spot and she would give me blowjobs late into the night while we talked and listened to the radio. Even though I was young I had such self control, I knew exactly when I was going to cum and always gave her last second warning so I wouldn't cum in her mouth and she could finish with her hand.Anyways one time it was so freaking good, I tried to stretch it out as long as I could and I knew I was going to cum but it felt too good I just didn't warn her and I just exploded in her mouth which I have no idea how she held it all in but she was shocked and caught off guard and she quickly grabbed a diet coke we had there and basically swallowed it plus some soda to wash it down because she wasn't prepared and had no other options really. I profusely apologized and I know she wasn't buying it because I always knew when I was going to cum and had so much control over it. It was so fucking hot though I still remember it to this day.
>>34158302>Hatred and discord <3Oh, no, I don't use Discord.
>>34158303They don't like each other that's the point. And they have awkward sex 2 or 3 times a month.
>>34158306I watch you, too.
>>34158300Yes. It’s better.
I liked it when she used to watche me masturbate
>>34158298I love you too>>34158293yeah I never got people like this. some women will date an absolute zero instead of being selective.>>34158282genuinely proposing during sex would be the worst outcome. but it would be funny if it was while he was cumming down my throat
>>34158304Why would i approach a woman?If shes any good looking, she has anywhere from 10 to 5000 guys waiting to jump in her dms, dependign on her follower count.Even if by some funny reason shes attracted to me lookswise, i still need to pass 30 speech checks in a row so she even agrees to hanging out one on one.THEN when that passes, you need to pass another 30 speech checks in hopes to impress / entertain her or at least not seem like a loser, WHILE also paying all the expenses on said dates And while thars going on, even if you succeeded all of the above, she has still 70% chance of leaving you on read next time you message her, because someone more handsome or with bigger ig follower count has hit her up.Its simply impossible to date for an average man.
Do women mind being told "Suck that dick, bitch!" by your boyfriend when he wants a blowjob?
>>34158318Sometimes I can't tell if you guys are joking or helplessly autistic
YOU'RE GONNA SUCK THIS COCK CLEAN, RIGHT NOW!
>>34158318They feel the same way about it that they feel when you pull down your pants to pee in their nostrils and fill their nose with urine
Me personally? I would ask femanon very politely to suck my penis.
>>34158321When in doubt, always assume #2.
>>34158321Serious question: Does it matter?
>>34158321Neither, they're actually intentionally malicious.
>>34158322I love Gmod
see, we are all one consciousness!
I'm not gay! I'll rape a woman to prove it >:((just kidding I would never do something like that)
>>34158318>Guy: Baby, I've been thinking about your mouth all day. I need you so bad right now. Please... just go down on me. It'll feel amazing.>Girlfriend: Mmm, yeah? You look so hard already. I love making you feel good. Let me take care of you.>She shifts down the bed, her fingers tracing along his thighs, teasing him as she leans in closer, her lips brushing against his skin.>Guy: Fuck, yes... Suck that dick, bitch!>She froze, pulling back abruptly, her eyes widening in shock and anger as she sat up.>Girlfriend: What the hell did you just say? "Suck that dick, bitch"? Are you serious right now? I'm not some object for you to talk to like that! That's degrading and disrespectful as fuck. If you think you can call me a bitch and expect me to just keep going, you're out of your mind.>Guy: Whoa, babe, I didn't mean it like that. It was just... heat of the moment, you know? Dirty talk.>Girlfriend: Dirty talk? That's not dirty talk! That's straight-up insulting! I was about to make you feel incredible because I care about you, not because I'm your "bitch." If you ever speak to me like that again, we're done with this. Apologize right now, or I'm getting dressed and leaving.
>>34158325thank you, anon :)
>>34158333You mean your mom incestuously fucking you and giving you prostate orgasms with a cheap strap-on dildo every night wasn't enough to prove you're straight?
I haven't cum in 5 days so I could probably give a hell of a creampie rn
>>34158321Is it the calling her a bitch, or the ordering to suck that dick?
>>34158337yw :*
>>34158317that's not the point dude. if the girl really likes you most of those steps can be skipped. the point is dating that girl only to find out you still feel quite lonely being around her but you decide to go along with it. that's how wife beaters are born>>34158315that happens on both ends
>>34158079Meetoo and covid like they said. You have a whole generation of young men who werent properly socialized. The women are because they get attention online.
>>34158329this lolThe men in these threads are actually maladjusted losers, and they deserve to stay single and suffer.
>>34158325https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-8k-Ep0EeE
>>34158340Women can't even feel the cum filling them up, only the spasms of the cock while it is cumming.
>>34158344>The women are because they get attention online.lmao
>>34158341I will admit tho it's pretty funny either way
>>34158348Is that why dating is so fucked right now?
>>34158347I know, I could still give a big creampie rn
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DTdfdRgEwUi/I cope.with my crippling loneliness by watching brainrot vids like this on instragram and YouTube Supikup
>>34158338is that what loving mothers do? my mom didn't love me so I wouldn't know
>>34158295no I'd just talk to them, visit their grave
>>34158318I think they like it better if you pat their heads and massage their ears and necks
Women how would you feel if a guy didn't kiss you after you sucked his dick? Would you kiss him after he ate you out?
FemanonsBe honestWhy would you start conversations and be super nice and smiley with a stranger guy, if you have zero intention of dating him?Be honest>Just being overly nice and talkative for sake of being niceOr >Attention
>>34158352I cope by listening to asmr
I wish it was possible to find a girlfriend.I went from talking and texting 4 different women simultaneously to not being able to even hold conversation with one
>>34158350Socialization in general is kinda fucked because a lot of people have managed to forget that real life isn’t anything like the internet
>>34158363The internet taught me right from wrong when I was a teenager. I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have the internet to teach me proper behavior I would have been in jail for public masturbation over a decade ago.
>>3415835810% to be nice, 90% to let him know he's being watched by others so he shouldn't try to grab my ass
Prostate play feels so fucking good bros it's insane. Women have to be okay with prostate play.
>>34158357Both of those seem pretty gross, I'd insist on splashing the face with water and using mouthwash
>>34158367I've fingered my butt and felt nothing. I think I'm too straight.
>>34158367>t. butt parasiteman they never give it a rest, do they
>>34158358I mean, he's a stranger, so no matter how much I smile, the chance of dating him is always zero. But it costs nothing to be nice.
>>34158230There is an old greentext that was actually from an old story I posted in /adv/ when people used to post in other threads outside of this one. I'm an oldfag. Basically I had a GF that would give words of encouragement during sex.>You're doing great!>Your technique and fundamentals are really good! (while going down on her)>Yes! Keep going! You can do it!>That's really good! You've reached your goal and I'm about to cum!>Wow! That's good! You've been practising.>That's IT! You're doing beautifully.>You did very well. I came really hard. I knew you could do it.>I'm very proud of you.Mind you, let me reiterate, these are things she is saying while we are having sex. Yes, while we are fucking, she would say all these words of encouragement. She never even talked dirty, it was just cheering me on during sex like she was my coach. It was very weird but strangely a turn on.
I hope I get a gf that loves sucking dick as much as i do eating pussy
>>34158369I can't reach my prostate with my finger. I had to get a prostate massager.>>34158370It's like a woman never ever having an orgasm and going through life not knowing that she can cum.
>>34158365It would be hard for him to grab your ass when you got.him into full conversation about new years eve while you are standing behind counter
>>34158374Will she love sucking dick so much, that you can actually tell her "Suck that dick, bitch! And do a good fucking job!" and she will? That is the dream.
Are men's standards too high? Are women even into men? Less than 1 in 3 men would give this a chance. At the same time, 1 in 3 women would give this a chance. State gender, would you give this a chance?
>>34158372She might be autistic or just bored out of her mind to come up with this shit
>>34158377>behind counterOh... am I an employee in this scenario, and you're the customer? So I'm paid to be nice to you?
>>34158372I'm imagining it was all perfectly articulated like a professor and she never slurred a moan in or anything
>>34158378That would be very nice
>>34158376>I had to get a prostate massager.A vibrating dildo.
>>34158376>I can't reach my prostate with my finger. I had to get a prostate massager.the prostate isn't
>>34158380>Are men's standards too high?No>Are women even into men?Yes>Less than 1 in 3 men would give this a chance.Source?>At the same time, 1 in 3 women would give this a chance.Source?>State gender, would you give this a chance?F no
>>34158380MI would, I don't love the cosplay but I like her body
>>34158387more than a couple inches in. you're not massaging the prostate, you're just parasites looking to get a ride to a new location
It actually feels so good to have a lamp again, love this.
>>34158382Yes
women, have you ever just rubbed a man's skin, like his thigh? it feels nice, right?
>>34158369i got it to work and it was pretty crazy im ngl. was a lot of effort and not really something i'd do again but i kinda understand the hype at least.
>>34158383Her voice would crack at times, but she otherwise had good enunciation.
>>34158392Then it means nothing and I'm just doing small talk, sorryChatting about holidays is customer interaction 101
>>34158391after decades of reading, nothing feels better than reading white text on gray-black on my phone.
>>34158278Im not dumb enough to give a child who can only swallow mush any solid foods, so I'm gonna assume this is a bigger kid. At that point I'd know the heimlich for kids, so either I wasn't there when they died or I failed. The second one would suck the most, but I don't think I'd be suicidal. The wife would prob hate me for not being able to save them though for the second case. Might lead to divorce
>>34158391Read the whole series. It becomes pretty peak scifi.
Gonna rub it out to JH posts and go to sleep Gn atoga
>>34158372>shes feeling so little that she can easily articulate sentences and isnt gasping or moaning you sucked and she was being nice.
>>34158372
>>34158403Poop comes out of that hole. No thanks.
>>34158230The first time i went down on a woman was a smoking hot brazilian that spoke some 5 or 6 languages, tasted like strawberry and fucked me dumb to the point of walking sideways when we were over. I think that woman broke me because never had it that good again.
I need a lightweight gf so I can do tricks with her and throw her around better
Women, which hurts more?>your partner saying things he never said to you to another woman>your partner having sex with another woman
>>34158412Like a tech deck? That’s what I immediately pictured.
>>34158386>>34158390Dildos are supposed to be penises though. This would be the weirdest shaped penis I've ever seen. Also they don't go in and out. You sort of just flex and they tap the prostate. Prostate massagers are also only like 3-4 inches long and bend forward.
>>34158416Kinda, having a gal I can easily shoulder press above my head would be fun
>>34158318if it's playful yeah it's fine, but he better be ok with me being Dom in other scenarios>>34158357if a guy won't kiss me after sucking him off it's honestly a deal breaker. I'd kiss him after eating me out no problem. and desu I've never met a guy that had an issue with either
>>34158372Put me in coach!
>>34158380>Less than 1 in 3 men would give a jojo character a chanceWhere did you find this study from? Your ass?
I know dwarfs generally have a pretty hard life, but imagine, a rich dwarf living in a normal sized house, they can customize that shit so hard, like have a living room and door for "normal" people, but then pass this door, the ceiling height drops in half and it's a 3 floor mansion in what would typically be considered a 2 floor house.
>>34158414Obviously the latter. There's a million words my bf has never said to me, so I don't particularly care if he says "platypus sofa" to someone else but not me
>>34158358I'd talk with him because I like having male friends>>34158367yeah but I'd want to wear a glove if I'm doing it
>>34158380I liek this format. Imma steal it to post my own bait of ecelebs
>>34158417Hey I own this exact one!The other dudes are right btw it basically is a dildo, and its definitely more than a bit gay to own one of these lol.
>>34158429qt post.
>>34158426do women actually care that youve been with other girls? i thought the whole trope was that men need virgins and women dont care at all or whatever
I dislike the butt gays ITT. They gross me out. They really insist on talking about getting up their butt too. It's unsettling.
>>34158432I sorta care, but there's nothing I can do about it, so it's whateverI try not to compare myself to other women I've never met
>>34158425Like think about it, if they already have to customize their house to accommodate their stature, why not go a little further and make a house that's actually customized for them fully?
>>34158423calm down there are no real-life jojo characters
>>34158230>fucked in a bar on a couch once>when done, leaning back naked>my bro comes up and hands me a cold beer
>>34158432I mean, it feels bad if you've been with girls with gigantic tits...
Do genders think anything is gonna happen this year?
>>34158447nothing ever happens
>>34158372>>That's really good! You've reached your goal and I'm about to cum!Kek! Was that really your goal or her goal?
>>34158443Don't worry, girls with big tits are always taken sadly...
Hobbits are exiting the shire at an alarming rate
>>34158447I'm gonna bench 250lbs and get good abs
>>34158230f, guy asked to piss on me and I said yes but he chickened out of it at the last minute. we did some fun stuff like me leaning over the bed on my back while he face fucked me, and he called me a good girl for deep throating him while he came down my throat which no joke I felt like a snake unhinging it's jaw because of how thick he was.
>>34158447I'm going to get older>>34158452Kek
>>34158230She beat me in a video game so I stretched her out and made her walk funny for a few days
>>34158443>tfw small dickiktf twiniktf...
>>34158447that's a hard maybe
>>34158459Those are nothing alike and you're not my twin
>>34158454Yeah! Suck that dick, bitch!
>>34158451this, it's crazy how a hot woman has like a 2-3 day window of being single before she monkey branches to another dude without even trying. Hell, a good looking guy can probably go a couple months without getting another gf
>>34158452Literally me later this year
>>34158463with pleasure
>>34158464It's crazy how men have dicks and women don't
>>34158454The one time a chick agreed to suck me off she quit because I was too thick for her, I settled for a handy
foids would be extreme sex pests if they had dicks.
>>34158470fr ninga!
>>34158230My current girlfriend a while back was trying to text me during the day and get me all worked up while at work. Like all day she was sending me message back and forth, and pics and promising to give me the blowjob of my life. Anyways some shit went down at her work and she got home very late she was really tired and even then tried to take me into the bedroom and give me that BJ. But being tired, her technique was sloppy and not the good kind, it was turning into a bad BJ. I was really frustrated because I could tell she wasn't into it and it wasn't really working for me, so I don't know what got into me, I was extremely frustrated and told her "I'm taking the cock away from you". I don't know what got into me to even say that, it's the most autistic thing I've ever said and I basically went to go jack off. We had a small fight afterwards but made amends the next day. We still have a laugh about it occasionally and she teased me about "What are you going to do, take the cock away from me again?"
>>34158465Why would you call yourself a Hobbit
>>34158452What?
>>34158471Nobody likes a quitter. How could she need even just work the head with her mouth and the shaft with her hand? You don't need to take 8 inches of cock to give a good blowjob.
>>34157333No I meant in real life, people tell me what I say about myself pretty often and I don’t even do negative self talk in front of them >>34157336TrueI confided in my friends about it and I feel so much worse. I’m gonna stop talking about it no one wants to hear this stuff
>>34158482I'm not 8 inches just quite thick. I was bummed but at least she ate my cum after
when I'm close to shooting my cummies I like pressing my pelvis with both hands really hard, it feels really good but my goo goes everywhere >_<
>>341584771. Hobbits are cool2. Mostly I meant the leaving the Shire part. I’m moving to The Big City
>>34158476>"I'm taking the cock away from you"Fucking Kek! So women, what would you do if your boyfriend told you he was taking the cock away from you if you were giving him a bad bj or fuck?
>>34158464>Successful attractive bro was single for 3 months fucking around on hinge>Fucks a 52 year old woman randomly that he met at work and has been with her for over a year nowWe're in the age of the hag now.
>>34158470Women have no idea what they’re missing. Penis is funny
>>34158464Yea this is how I know I’m ugly
>>34158492THE AGE OF THE MEN IS OVER.
>>34158492Being nice and friendly goes a long way. 99% of females fail at this.
>>34158447I’m going to have a baby this year
>>34158486Nta but I'm 99% sure you're one of two older posters and I'm not entirely unconvinced that both of them are actually you.
>>34158501Like who
>>34158494It's okay femanon. I hope you're using the time to develop yourself :)
Birthrate increase this year or i am moving all of you to ze pod
Do all women really just share sex live details with each other, even if they are not really good friends? As a guy that works in a 90% female work environment, I'm honestly shocked by how much women talk about sex at work. And they do it even while I'm there and just expect me to be okay with it and it to not be a big deal. Man if men did this shit at work we would all be in HR and out the door.
>>34158505Not gonna say but man if the latter was true, that was a crazy larp you did. I'm impressed.
>>34158508Can I at least finish school before becoming a dad?
I came to a realization that the strongest among women are the women who have a justified grudge against an ex. So to turn you into the fiercest flame, I've become your devil tormentor.
>>34158508Stop stealing my goddamn pics and use AI like a real slop shitter
>>34158513Nein or i will automate your job with ai
>>34158512Aw come on. Say it
>>34158380wtf are you talking about I would let her walk all over me
>>34158518Nah I'm not gonna say it I'll let it be your little secret. But the mystery is killing me.
If a man told you that he has made 3 women pregnant but has zero children would you give him a chance
>>34158510I don't, and that sounds gross, I apologize on their behalf for your awkward work environment
>>34158512People keep saying I’m Dwiss but I don’t think I am This would be a lame larp
>>34158523I’m not her, I’m just asking
>>34158525Sounds like a woman problem like most things are
>>34158525No
>>34158527I don't think you're Swiss and I don't think what you're doing right now is a larp, I'm thinking of someone else, and I'm not sure if she was a larp. But I'm almost certain you're someone else. >>34158528Point still stands
>>34158533I mean I’ll tell you if I am I just dk who you’re talking about
>>34158535As I said I don't really wanna say, it's more fun if I don't. But there's no way you wouldn't know.
why did my pp get bigger after i gained 10 pounds?
>>34158541fat skin.
>>34158541fatty
>>34158539You’re no fun.
>>34158542i dont get it>>34158543nono :(
>>34158541not really a question for the women, is itif you were super skinny then increased cardiovascular and pelvic floor health will boost penis size.the penis does actually get bigger in late 20s/early 30s (the second puberty that also increases facial hair growth and such) and it was just coincidence.caloric deficit reduces natural testosterone production and you went calorie surplus in a first time a long time and the resulting higher T either boosted your benis or it boosted your confidence and makes you perceive it as biggeryou've done something that coincidentally cause you to increase the (secret ingredient that I won't reveal on 4chan) that makes your benis huge in the process of gaining 10 lbs.
>>34158546Oh no I'm plenty fun. Atoga is like a little puppet show, all the fun goes away once the curtain falls. Don't you know that.
>>34158539Ok
>>34158551It’s not that serious
>>34158550>the penis does actually get bigger in late 20s/early 30sIs this true? Sounds like cope.
>>34158556Sure it's not but it's fun and I wanna keep it that way.
>>34158557No the penis stays the same size after when you first hit puberty
>>34158557second puberty is real for men but it only gets bigger for some
>>34158551Peak lifestyle is owning a house, having a job and loving gf and shitposting in your free time on 4chan because you can afford it unlike everyone else lol
Need petite blonde who exists only for me to facefuck
If women are so adamant about being pro-choice why don't I get more respect sex for eliminating so many pregnancies>? I'm literally on their side.
my boobs are about this big. i wanna look like a centerfold girl, should i get the sketchy turkish boob job?
>No the penis stays the same size after when you first hit puberty
>>34158559RightI don’t think I’m her sorry
>>34158585no those are amazing boobs that men (ie. easily me) would very much love to cum on and look at and you know what if we ever have an argument you just gotta flash them and I'll capitulate, no need to become a bimbo
>>34158587Good morning saar studying hard for fake jobs yes?
Should I put the omnibus version of a book on my e-reader or the individual books so I can track progress and have it "look better"
sexo rydia
>>34158590but imagine the power i'd hold with these knockers as a nerdy brunette
>Peak lifestyle is owning a house, having a job and loving gf and shitposting in your free time on 4chan because you can afford it unlike everyone else lol
The overlap between women and male sex toy is very high. Is this proof that women are appealing to men or is it proof that men and women are incompatible?
>>34158588Maybe not. She did kind of disappear. But you were kind of alike, you're the first one for sure.
>>34158585Are your boobs also roughly that shape? For the best answer you'd have to post a pic of you in a bra but I don't expect you to do that.If you're tits are even remotely similar to the picture you posted you're gonna do fine femanon. Theres nothing for you to feel insecure about in terms of your chest.However if you're looking for validation so you can go through with your bimbofication then yes, you have my approval to go through with it.
>>34158598nothing about those triggered the neurons any different than >>34158585
>>34158510I think majority do not it's just a few loud girls who share too many details and without asking first show me pictures of their boyfriends weirdly purple dick that I'll never be able to unsee.If the conversation is happening I'll vaguely boast about his skill because if I don't say anything they're going to assume he's shit at it and won't eat pussy but I'd rather take a smoke break than participate if I can help it. I don't like hearing other people's details. Makes it weird. My mom tells me shit I do not need to hear.
>>34158598ntaif anything this is just a sidegrade
>>34156996Unrealistic, a real foid wouldn't feel bad about it.
>>34158604yeah mine are perky but not bolt on perky lol. i just want em bigger.>>34158605ok you convinced me. but i'm getting work done once they start sagging.
>>34158603I get that a lot Idk if I’ve been here long enough for that
>>34158607>women love talking about they man's dick with each other confirmedhow do we feel about this one boys?
>I wake up>my heart is filled with hatred of womenGood morning.
>>34158610what the fuck is up with indians and poop like what has to happen to a society for their culture to degrade like that?
good morning to all the dark haired, slanty eyed foids!
>>34158614You've been here long enough and you're here often enough for people to remember you. But you two were basically indistinguishable it was a total mindfuck, when I realized you were two different people I thought I was going crazy, although I was kind of relieved since she seemed quite a bit more troubled than you.
>>34158525When's the last time he got std tested?Were these just oopsies on his part like a condom failure or her fucking up with her birth control or was there no effort to prevent pregnancy? Did he help pay for the abortions?
There are no foids here. They're all busy with Chad.
>>34158621What was wrong with her
>>34158525absolutely not. it's literally so easy not to get a girl pregnant. if he's doing shit like that, he has the discipline of a child and fucking him would be pedophilia.
My goal is to have $80k saved up by the end of this year. Is that a good goal? I'll be turning 25 this year
>>34158623another fag thinking about chad
best ideas of atoga- submit the best you've seen!I'll start:>Foids must wear heels the height of the total length sum of all different cocks taken>Moids must have their cock length subtracted from their height>all dildos must be sold with googly eyes and given a name
>>34158613>i just want em bigger.Nice, you could also consider lip fillers. They're temporary and not a permanent thing so if you decided you don't like the look/feel of them you aren't committed to it.If you think getting bigger tits is going to make you feel more comfortable in your own flesh mech then by all means, exert that free will.
>>34158618>doesn’t say itGood morning saar welcome to customer IT desk how may I help you today
>>34158631Short Kings should rise up!
>>34158631I don't want to be 5'5" :(
>>34158631>8ft stiltsNot mad about it if I can learn to walk on them, 2 ft stilts are surprisingly easy to use.
>>34158625You think your life is bad, hers seemed worse. Like your problems dialed up to 11, and she was older. It was pretty uncanny how similar you were. But I'm glad you aren't her and don't have her problems. But again I really haven't seen her at all, I hope she's doing well.
>>34158637>based stilt-queens stepping over the riff-raffa truly enlightened society
>>34158640Damn maybe she’s me from the future
>>34158079
>>34158585Boob jobs never turn out well
>>34158643Don't they already do this with those fancy expensive Japanese prostitutes?
>>34158079holy shit they're huge
>>34158644SAAR we'll POO (POO... POO...)but NEVER in the LOO (LOO... LOO...)
Women have it so easy. They can hop on social media with massive tits and become celebrities. If a man lifts he gets called a gymcel.
State GenderHow is your nipple to areola ratio?
>>34158645I hope not it'd be so sad, she didn't deserve all that and neither do you. She wasn't even that much older than you. But I think I'm not the only one who mixed you two up, her name kind of got thrown around a little.
>>34158447I’m getting a bf
>>34158654You’re scaring me what happened to her In the grand scheme nothing has happened to me
>>34158653FShitIt would take 2 rings of additional nipples around the real nipple to cover the areola
>>34158653femaleideal sized pink porno nips
>>34158653F almost no areola and small nipples
>>34158653MI'm pretty willing to say that I do have the perfect nipple to areola ratio
What are his chances in landing a modern women for a loving long term relationship of sex-having and happiness>making 100k>30 yrs>many talents>6'3">eccentric but appreciates and stops and listens and considers others before self>musically gifted>shampoo bottle girthed>seen the world, thinks he should see it again with a soulmate>political beliefs align with having peace and great economic prosperity for everyone>has voted for Trump three times
>>34158661I've had the internet for 20 years and I've never seen real pink nips. they're always just a shade of brown
>>34158659I'm so confused with what you are trying to describe>>34158661This feels like a larp answer>>34158662cute>>34158663You sound too confident
>>34158666I think you have bad color vision anonOr don't understand what pink is
>>34158664lol cuck
>>34158471even if I could only fit the tip I'd still try, but this is why there's a certain penis size that I really like that's not too thick and is about 5-6 inches long, so it's just hitting the back of my throat but not making me vomit
>>34158667Thank you
>>34158668neither. there are no pink nips (outside of cartoons)
>>34158666>>34158667>>34158668you can't handle my 80% gaelic dnato be fair though the rest of me is also kind of pink
>>34158658It was a rollercoaster, she had a boyfriend at around your age but she was dumped, that was the only guy she dated and she was so obsessed with finding a new one. And I think that desperation caused her to end up in a hookup she later regretted. Gave her virginity to the guy I think. But the way she framed that night it made it her seem so scared, it sounded like rape at first. And she generally had hard time and shit people in her life, there was this one guy who would constantly bully her but she couldn't do anything about him because he was her friend's husband. So yeah I hope you don't end up like that. Just try and take it easy, slow down.
It'd be pretty neat if women actually liked men.
>>34158585no, I've considered getting a boob job and if you really wanna get one go for a fat transfer. it looks super natural and not like bolt ons since it's just fat. but that said I personally wouldn't get a boob job at all
>>34158667My areola is 5 nipples wide. 2 concentric circles of nipples around the original nipple cover that area.>>34158673Ok I'm going with "doesn't know what pink is"
>>34158678women don't like men but they get blapped on the cock anyway
>>34158676NTA but I'm like 90% certain this is just an ENTJ larp
>>34158680could you please give a visual representation on ms paint. this description is too abstract for me to properly visualize
you guys cannot tell me a nice salmon-y #e08784 nip is impossible. I think this is that weird quirk men have where they forget their colors.
>>34158653legit my nipples are tiny and I hate it. I want bigger ones because I think it would be hard for a baby to latch on, they're so small that the piercer said piercings would reject if I got them :(
>>34158670This is the way. A woman should be able to take just a little more cock than she is comfortable taking, keeping her on the edge of gagging but not quite there.
>>34158683Ugh I don't want to I'd have to leave incognito mode, and draw it. You can figure it out if you try for like 2 seconds.
>>34158684no that's certainly impossible. you can search the entire internet and find zero proof of it
So my mother said once that "instead of falling in love with a woman i fell in love with a dog", apparently it upsets her that i will give more affection to my bitch than i would do for a woman, i told her women like her were the reason why, for multiple reasonsI know this isnt a normal relationship to have with my mother, but how should it have been instead?
>>34158687Please nona? For me? I swear I've been trying. I'm just a little stupid.
>>34158685>they're so small that the piercer said piercings would reject if I got them :(SexoAlso, what prompted you to want a nipple piercing in the first place? I want to understand a femanons perspective on the topic.
>>34158689she said and did typical women things, albeit from the mother's pov. You were supposed to take the moid stance of seeing if from women's pov and saying the thing that makes the women most happy, even if it is a lie. In this case, you were supposed to utter the words that made your mother the most happiness. This is the sacrifice of truth required of the man.
>>34158684anon is just gooning and wants more (You)s about nipples
>>34158653More moids need to answer this question. Admit it and come to terms with whether or not your nipples are unsightly.
>>34158685It's gross how you whores want random people to see you naked all the time. Is that why you all get those retarded tattoos?
>>34158677Damn yea not me, none of my friends are married That’s scary hope she’s okay
All genital piercings are hot and everyone agrees with me, people are just too weak to do it themselves.
>>34158689>i told her women like her were the reason why, for multiple reasonsWhat the fuck dude
>>34158694I'm so insecure now is it really that uncommon that you think I'm a male gooner? I have rosacea guys. Do you think men are grossed out by it? I hate you all.
>>34158691there's some really cute ones that I think are just so pretty that sort of go around the nipple. I guess for me I only have ear piercings and I don't want any more on my face. plus guys seem to like the idea, although that said I've heard some guys prefer sucking on boobs that don't have themalso my right nipple is semi inverted so I guess I wanted to try fixing it
How does a piercing “reject”?
How do I date when I'm broke and live with my parents still
>>34158694I'm OP that asked about nipple to areola ratio and I swear it isn't for gooning purposes. This is just legitimate information I want to know about our atoga posters.As for pink nipple poster I cannot confirm or deny whether or not they are gooning to their questions.
>>34158697I don't have a single tattoo though and I don't ever plan on getting one>>34158699nah male genital piercings look freaking disgusting
>>34158705Body says "ew no" and spits it out.
>>34158706not, or you date other broke people still living with their parents
>>3415797022I’m so single I’m still virgin
>>34158705it slowly migrates out
>>34158699Even the jacobs ladder? Or that one weird one where they pierce a ring through the head of the cock in what looks like an impractical orientation?I'll agree that womens nipple piercings and clit piercings are hot but I am unable to see the aesthetic appeal in men genital piercings.
>>34158712what about if you have money but dont want to move out yet?
>>34158706work two jobs eat ramen don't pay rent and make it clear that they have to put out on first date because you won't financially entertain a second or third
>>34158693what should i have said in that circumstance?>>34158701i can think of at least 5 moments when she did me physical and emotional damage to last a lifetime troughout my childhood, despite her being a kindergarden teacher and knowing that the things she did and said would be stuck for life
>>34158716That's worse
what substances can I legally abuse to be able to deal with having to be a slave every single day and act like I'm happy about it on top of it?
>>34158716then date other people like that or people more broke than you or date rich girls with daddy issues, idk, figure it out man
>>34158704>some guys prefer sucking on boobs that don't have themYeah and those guys are cowards that only do missionary.>there's some really cute ones that I think are just so pretty that sort of go around the nippleIf possible post a sfw picture of said piercings, if not please describe them. Currently I can only think of the cute ones that make a heart around the nipple but thats probably because blood is quickly rushing from one head to the other.
>>34158720cum
>>34158717>work two jobsReal talk. Fuck this shit. You can call me a bum or w/e but it's bullshit that you're really expected to work 2-3 jobs just to survive in this economy. I worked full time for years and that made me miserable and I wasn't even making enough to survive on my own.
>>34158718list those five moments
>>34158706Don't worry about it, just sling really good dick. Get good at laying pipe. Dudes do it all the time.
>>34158698Yeah I'd figured, it was crazy, she went to the hospital and everything, was stressing hard, felt guilty about it afterwards. And I hope she's doing better too, but she was also doing this mopey pessimistic thing you've been doing as of late. Your mood has definitely soured since then. I know it's hard but you have to keep your chin up.
>>34158726Jesus anon what the fuck>>34158718>i can think of at least 5 momentsAh I see now. Still, what hte fuck
>>34158720kratom before work. cigarettes on your breaks. weed before bed if you're in one of those states.alcohol is never worth.
>>34158722nta but I suppose she means something like this
>>34158730anybody like you who needs all that but can't feel the positives of alcohol is a major ick
I think I'm gonna start abusing alcohol and cigarettes.
>>34158730I don't think kratom and weed are legal here but thanks, I can see how that might help
>>34158727What if I've only had sex a few times?
>>34158737>>34158720Try this outhttps://youtu.be/KKclBgisCMA?si=JIkdbA1U52mUX2ss
>>34158741I do love coffee as well but I'm not very religious
>>34158741lmfao, peak christcattle moment
I have no idea what goes through a womans head when she unmatches
>>34158743So? Just pull a fight club narrator and attend support groups you have no reason to be in. Just there to soak in the catharsis
>>34158748"no thanks"
>>34158728Who else do you think I am
Why does it bother foids that men like to spread them and take a good look at the butthole while they're fucking them from behind? They have no right to be bothered, right?
>>3415874899% of them are just attention farming now. They will text you and the Chads first if they want to fuck.
>>341587553/10 bait, pretty creative
>>34158731I do love these style of nipple piercings, they're very pleasing to the eyes>>34158739Great, you can get more practice in. Get to it playa>>34158747Skill issue, its your fault for thinking christ is king.If anon lives in a decently big city he could visit his local buddhist temple or talk to his local cults recruiters. If not he just has to get buddy buddy with his local jewish or muslim diaspora
Love really does change a man, doesn't it?
>>34158726ok>got a scar and stitches on my forehead when I was 3; the way I vaguely remember things happening has nothing to do with how she recalls it>coming back from school when I was 8, she got pissed off at me because my teacher said I was too rebellious and kicked me on the ground while wearing high heels>broke entire sets of wooden spoons on me, so at some point she started using iron ones>one morning, while leaving for work and dropping me off at school, she got tired of waiting and pretended to go away; she was actually waiting by the gate, then got tired of waiting there and came back home to beat me up with a 3-foot iron pole>casually said I would die alone by around the age of 12>called me a disgusting pedophile by age 15 because she caught me with some 14-year-old girl>threw a bowl at my head once>made me immune to spices by force-feeding me pepper when I was a child>every Christmas she would throw a massive fucking tantrum and threaten my father out loud with leaving us, to the point that I don’t even celebrate Christmas anymorei mean, i could go on. but at a certain point i stopped registrating it anymore. now i just assume all women are neurotic and try to avoid them altogther
any femanons been with a bbc in the past?
>>34158759>its your fault for thinking christ is king.what?
>>34158753You have an old name but I haven't seen it called in a while. I think it's more fun if we keep it that way.I'm not sure if you remember this since it was months ago but did you put tape on your face while you were sleeping to help with wrinkles?
>>34158718hey, you responded fine. you're mom sounds like a real piece of work. that isn't license to be a dipass yourself, but that doesn't mean you should pull punches.
decades schizo
>>34158767No
>>34158706By not giving a shit about your circumstances. Or by being okay with your circumstances. Or knowing your circumstances are temporary. Any of the above.
>>34158769Save me from the villains of circumstance
>>34158766well, at least she didn't pimp me out like some even worse mothers do
>>34158770What does that even mean?
>>34158752But why? I want to know how to improve the merch.
>>34158768Yes I’m her
>>34158772There's no magic bullet, no cure for pain
>>34158775how the fuck should we know? you can't be so autistic that you can't tell where you fall short from the ideal
How bad are your eyes? I’m at -8.00 with astigmatism. I wear contacts but I would like a backup pair of glasses. However it was like looking in a fishbowl last time I had glasses. Any advice friends?
>>34158780MMy left eye is a bit blurry
Is it a bad idea to go as a solo traveler on a cruise in hopes of fucking some freaky grandma and milfs.
>>34158778Go do a study. Seems important. There is hardly any data available on womens preferences.
>>34158782no, sounds like thats exactly what those were made for remember that pineapple is the symbol for being open to swinging
>>34158776Bingo. I also remember you asking some guys to explain military technology to you. You seemed so much perkier back then and even before that, were you. Or did you feel more or less the same.
>>34158784Yeah, but I don't think swinging is similar to cuckolding, the main apparent hurdle being a solo traveler so there's not a lot of "switching" to be had.
>>34158775Look, you just have to stop caring about that. Don’t try to mold yourself into someone you think others might want. Attraction and chemistry etc is just something that is. You don’t want to want someone who doesn’t want you. If you can get over that hump, it all gets a lot easier.
>>34158783>he actually is below 50 IQ that might play a role as to why they unmatch
Femanons itt.
Women are sick fucks.Stop watching horror and crime movies where women get raped and murdered. Sick fucked up fetish that gave you so much brainrot you assume all men are trying to rape you.
>>34158786it just means people that are open to do freaky stuff, if they are into swinging, chances are high they are also open to doing all kinds of thingsmaybe there's other symbols I am not aware of, just go and find out
>>34158785before what?
>>34158771it's good to count blessings anon, but you shouldn't minimize your struggle. yeah drinking shit-piss is worse than drinking piss, but that does not make piss a fine drink
>>34158722the other poster got it correct.also they shouldn't taste like metal if you use f136 titanium>>34158755it's a little embarrassing but if a guy wants to look I guess it's ok. the first time a guy fingered my butt when it was right in his face felt really weird though
>>34158785More or less the same
Women are unapproachable
GenderThoughts on Kalshi? Seems like a tool for another great wealth transfer from the poors to the rich because the covid hoax wasn't enough but I want to hear your opinions
>>34158795>also they shouldn't taste like metal if you use f136 titaniumyeah but thats not as funny
>>34158787I see so many people in dogshit relationships that would make me want to kill myself yet i get unmatched for what seems like nothing
>>34158799F, no idea what that isbut rich people will always find a way, why even bother the real secret is that you can game them back
>>34158799with AI and 3D printers and computers that are easier than ever to hook up to machines, no idea why people don't do more self-sufficiency stuff
>>34158789Fake tits are a shame
>>34158794How do I stop dissociating female figures from abuse?
>>34158803Kalshi is a regulated prediction market where people trade on the outcomes of real-world events.Markets focus on economic, political, and social outcomes, not sports.In simple terms:You can buy and sell contracts that pay out based on whether something happens or not.>the real secret is that you can game them backHow do you plan on doing that?>>34158804Idk how that's relevant to prediction markets but I do agree
>>34158804>3D printertell me one thing that you can 3D print with an at home machine that's actually useful, not a waste of resources because printing it costs you 67x of what it would cost to order the same piece from china and that makes one more self-sufficient >inb4 weapons lol, lmao even
>>34158801Like i said, attraction and chemistry is something that just is. Look at each “rejection” not as a rejection, but as someone you don’t want to be with. It’s going to take patience and time to find someone, but if you can get in your mind that those unmatches etc are not actually rejections, then it gets pretty easy to play the game. Become unbothered by it as if you were the one who rejected them, bc at the end of the day, you don’t want to be with someone who doesn’t want to be with you either.
>>34158796Oh wtf I thought you replied to my other post, no I don't think you're the real decades schizo, that guy calls everyone decades schizo, I'm pretty sure he called you the other girl as well. Shame you weren't feeling better, anything that happened that caused you to slip like this? Any idea?
>>34158799Its like poker.Technically not a scam but some people are going to be really good, a lot really bad and they will be so salty about itIts a 1.2% scam. Thats the house cut. Less than if you sold on amazon.
Women, would you date a fat and balding guy?
>>34156996>>34156996Question for girls, Is a guy with 3k followers (a tattoo artist so followers seem legit) more appealing than a regular job dude with no social media?
>>34158748"Ew"
>>34158809But why dont they want to be with me? I need to understand. This all seems like an elaborate coping mechanism.
>>34158807>You can buy and sell contracts that pay out based on whether something happens or not.ah yeah, I've heard of that but didn't know the name do you do that? has that ever gotten you any money? >How do you plan on doing that?the trick is that they can't be too blatant about their slavery because if too many people catch on to their methods, they're fucked, so as an individual you can use that to your advantage by simply refusing to function and there's not much they can do about it without blowing their cover, they'll have to pretend like they care and will look after you even if you're just leeching from them, all you have to do is imply that if they don't, you'll make that public, which would harm their reputation and put more cracks in their facade, which they will always try to avoid if the issue can be solved by throwing a little money at itofc you have to be smart about it, but it can be done
>>34158813not in the slightest. I give no care to social media whatsoever
>>34158813no, people that actually use social media and have a following weird me out, giving me uncanny valley vibes
How am I ugly only to him
>>34158820he has seen through you
Would you date a girl with severe OCD around contamination and health ocs (we need to get a lot of vaccines each year)?Apart from the vaccines there's not a whole lot to it.
>>34158820To who
>>34158806i think you said the opposite of what you meant, associating female figures with abuse? it's not easy when the figure is your mom, your mom is your first connection, the archetypal example of what a secure connection is supposed to look like, and how you interface with people crystallizes around that. it's very, very far from a lost cost, but it's not simple (or fun). what you'd want to look into is attachment theory and dysfunction (which, funfact, is like one of the only 4 useful things psychology has ever come up with). the tl;dr of repairing your attachment systems consist in finding people with healthy attachment, and then maintaining healthy attachments with them. therapy is useful for this, a good therapist will know how to build good attachment and will act as a base. then, all it takes is time and healthy attachments.that is the simplified process. the reality is likely to be messier. you'll likely have traumas that make intimacy-related things impossible to approach until they are resolved. there are no easy paths unfortunately.
>>34158811Except poker is chance + some skill based.Gambling on prediction markets is insane because who do you think controls the outcomes for these events? People are bought out, what's considered the "outcome" is determined by people who have skin in the game etc. I'm not saying you can't make money off of it. What I'm trying to say is that we live in a society where there are people with influence, who influence, have knowledge about what is to come and can put up money based off of this knowledge and win big
>>34158816>But why dont they want to be with me?Attraction and chemistry is something that just is. Maybe she’s an attention whore. Maybe she just wants to be entertained and put in no effort. Maybe she didn’t feel a spark. Etc ect etc. None of that matters. No matter what, it’s going to take you time and patience to find someone where both of you find that attraction and chemistry. Stop putting all your hopes on individual girls just bc you could chat with them for a minute. That’s what will kill your soul. What you want is out there, it just takes time, patience, and your ability to not be bothered that not every single one is going to fall in love with you.
>>34158805Are you fake tits?Because what a shame you are.
>>34158810why do people try to convince me to keep living why isn’t euthanasia legalized
>>34158831the jews did this but unironically
>>34158808depends on what problems you're trying to solve
Why do I love collecting make up even though I don’t use or wear it much
>>34158831In not telling you what you should and shouldn't do I just want to understand If you really want that move to Canada or something
>>34158833thanks for the non-answer, as expected
>>34158835Shiny bottles fun colors
>>34158835it gives you a sense of security that if you really wanted, you could be as pretty as them, and one day you actually will
>>34158826Yes there is information asymmetry. Even more than stocks because the events get so niche. It depends what you are predicting. You need to consider how easy it would be for someone to bet on an unlikely event and personally make it happen. Those are ones you should avoid.
>>34158835for me it's because I wanted a style but I didn't know what products to buy. now I just do a basic combo of a NYX Jumbo, Mac black lipstick, and a Maybelline tattoo pen for my eyeliner and call it. I don't bother with foundation or blushmaybe just try finding a style you like and focusing on techniques first
>tfw I get called a stacy and in here a few timesit's scary being one
>>34158837>ask unanswerable question>gets no answer>heh, didn't think sodon't you have a big top you should be getting back into
>>34158843>there is nothing you can 3D print thats useful for self reliance and doesn't cost exorbitantly more than just buying it, but you should still get into 3D printingokare you a chinese shill?
>>34158820no more vague posting, elaborate.
>>34158842sexo? I'm 6'5
Men why do you try to kill yourself and then call your gf to say you love her?
>>34158813Both are fine. I’m more interested if they are a good person.
>>34158767A what now.
>>34158849just survived a near death experience, feeling pretty horny
>>34158849They are very female coded.
>>34158849whats there not to understand?
>>34158827Same anon, i’ll just add a little bit more. Let’s say you had a crystal ball that told you guaranteed, 100%, in the next five years you will find the love of your life who is crazy about you. And that you will find her on these apps. Would it bother you so much if you get unmatched or rejected by even lots of girls? I’d say you wouldn’t be bothered, bc you’d know they weren’t the one. Bring that same kind of energy.
>>34158842Stop flaunting your mental illness that much and people won't assume you are pale and thin.
Imagine being a closeted lesbian in college, and living with three other girlYou just know they masturbated to the views all the time
>>34158825>you'll likely have traumas that make intimacy-related things impossible to approachI most certainly do, specifically targeting women of my ethnicity
Women, if you were very skinny would you get breast implants if you could?
>cold approaching is simply not an option>dating apps are impossible>if you try to meet women through interests then they all flock to the same guypointless
Why did he tell me my pussy tastes like feet?
>>34158863Because it does
Why don't women see men as human?
>>34156996
>>34158864how
>>34158860hell no, I'd larp as a fairy
>>3415699636. Haven't dated since I was like 20. How do I date and where am I supposed to take her?Keep in mind I was depressed throughout my 20s and essentially isolated myself for over a decade and into my 30s just became a homebody. Where do I even start to get my life in better order. Outside of family stuff I do maybe 1 or 2 social things with people (new ppl I meet before I freak out about getting too close) and they are usually at their homes
>>34158867Do you keep that thang clean
>>34158866Foid hands
>>34158870>where am I supposed to take her?Anywhere you want to. It’s as simple as that.
>>34158863Maybe your feet tastes like pussy.
>>34158868If I saw you wearing this is kidnap you and lock you in a dungeon to keep you all for myself.
>>34158878I'd just dematerialize in your hands like trying to catch a cloud
>>34158865They only see Chad as human. The rest of us do not matter to them in the slightest. They just want us to fuck off from their view forever and only quietly provide for them like cucks.
>>34158874What is that anywhere. How do I find an anywhere to do? Maybe I should focus on doing that first
>>34158868The captured princess to be forced into wedlock with the enemy warlord attire
>>34158879You aren,t real anyway.
>>34158879I'd get a vacuum cleaner and suck you up like a Ghostbuster. And you'd be stuck in there. And I'd only let you out if you fucked me.
>>34158859you'll want to find a therapist that specializes in complex trauma, then. trauma is an extremely physical thing, the body is not built for chronic stress which might trite but it literally causes damage over time. for the brain in the case of trauma, it damages the parts of your brain that engage in threat detection, which prevents that part of your brain from refining threats, so now your brain will trigger extreme stress reactions to small, random details associated with past trauma. meanwhile, when your brain is triggering one of these reactions, it shuts down the parts to do with rational thinking, so you start engaging in behaviors you can't quite control (meanwhile, the continued stress causes further damage). it really is crazy how much damage chronic stress can do, just apart from stress regulation it causes stomach ulcers, autoimmune issues, stunts growth, erodes memory, like it's really not good.the risk of trying to engage in trauma stuff yourself is that you put yourself into a state you can't get out and cause further damage, so it really is best done with a therapist.
>>34158881If you’re a homebody, be a homebody. That’s an anywhere. If you do things with family, that’s an anywhere. Be you, and bring her along for the ride.
It really is over for fat and balding guys...
>>34158882yes, how did you know? >>34158883I wish >>34158884you can't fuck a hologram anon
>>34158890>how did you knowMy rape fantasy radar.
>>34158881Stop being so autistic.
>>34158891all I said is that he should live in a tank
>>34158860I’m skinny and flat and the only thing I do is squats for my butt
>>34158886NTA but this doesn't work with women now. They travel the world on their own, they don't have a use for boring men who stay home.
>>34158896*slaps you*
>>34158897Fuck off with your fatalist horseshit and trying to turn men into dancing monkeys. If she likes you, she likes you, and you’re not going to be able to fake your way into an actual relationship. It’s best to just be who you are and roll the dice.
>Being Chad>Floating through life>Friday night rolls around>Get dozens of texts from women "Hey are you free">Pick one according to your mood that day>Hm do I fuck the blonde or the redhead today>Drive to her apartment, she is excited to see you, she brought snacks and made diner>Fuck like rabbits>Rinse and repeat
>>34158900Don’t be weird
>>34158901That's how two thirds of the men end up permasingle.
This morning's diarrhea was frothy, greenish-brown foam with huge undigested hunks of what looks like raw ground beef floating in it. It overflowed the bowl by half an inch before I could react, soaking my socks. The smell is like someone microwaved a corpse in fish sauce. My entire lower body is covered in shit splatter and my butthole feels like it's been sandpapered then dipped in hot sauce.Gender, what are your plans for today?
>>34158850>>34158819>>34158818Saw he took her out to see bands, probably at some cool hip bar.Probably shouldn't bother right if I'm pretty simple low key guy. Always vibed well with her at work but I'm guessing she's more into music scene type stuff where as I'm not
>>34158905If you want to get laid, fine, put on the show. If you want a woman, be who your are and bring her along for the ride.
>>34158909Nobody even mentioned sex, I think you need a porn detox.
>>34158896Do you go outside a lot or train at home?
>>34158886Where do I find these homebody type girls>>34158897Kind of get this vibe. Girl I'm interested in seemed like casual homebody introvert type, with cute artsy hobbies but I'm starting to notice she seems to have the regular type mentality when it comes to social life/dating
>>34158905Then maybe 2/3 of men are just not interesting enough.
>>34158912That's because women have a different "brain" for dating, or a dating "core" distinct from their usual self.
>>34158913That's exactly what I said, too: >>34158897Thanks for being in agreement.
>>34158910>women travel the world now and need excitement>you better give them excitement or they won’t want you>that’s all well and good for getting laid, but for a relationship you need you be yourself>you are a porn addled addict!K
>>34158912>Where do I find these homebody type girlsIt’s not about finding a homebody girl. It’s about finding a girl who likes you and is okay that you’re a homebody.
>>34158918Stop with the getting laid shit, you're incredibly obnoxious now. Nobody, nobody but you even implied anything about casual sex. If you're a fan of hookups and have ONS with random men based on different criteria than for relationships, that's on you
Would you date a girl who just divorced a superhero, or would you feel like you’re not enough to compete?
>>34158927>would you date a girlNo. I don't hate myself enough for that.
>>34158927If it's one of the abusive ones, maybe.
>>34158932Good.
>>34158857Stop fetishizing lesbians, it's weird.>>34158927>would you feel like you’re not enough to compete?FIt's always that Hallmark movie shit. Like they date the person who is the exact opposite of their ex, knowing full well they'll never actually love them. I've got better things to do than be a placeholder/rebound for an actual alpha widow.
>>34156996>qt lady on passport/global mode throws a like my way on a dating app>verified user>pics are all filtered, but not to the point where it throws up flags in my mind>seems pretty compatible with me, fuck it>her responses are all surface level nothingness that answers my questions in passable English, but has nothing to truly engage with>turns out she is from the middle east>constantly asks if I'm doing alright or having a nice day, even multiple times in the same conversation>sends a bland voice message that completely ignores the last message I sent and gives me AI vibes, again hoping I'm doing wellSo, is this AI, an Isis honeypot, glowies, or an actual woman pretending to understand English and our cultural norms?
>>34158939>Stop fetishizing lesbians, it's weird.It's not weird, it's just true, what's weird is that there's a predator lurking in the women's dormroom, feasting on unsuspecting people.
>>34158129>>34158205don't take this advice. if anything lean into your nerd loser look.
guys and gals3 weeks ago me and this girl i've known for a bit were getting close at a small get togetherhugging, cuddling and the sorts, didn't kiss her as she was saying "i'm so drunk" a lot and quite frankly didn't want to cross a line haven't heard from her sinceshould i text her, ask if we can talk about iti'm aware her silence generally means no, but i'd like to follow up with a bit more communicationwise
>>34158948It’s bait, dude has broad shoulders, a thick neck, traps and pecs.>btw for the uninitiated, chicks are strangely crazy about forearms.
As a Chad you do not need>to smile>to pay for dates>to buy her gifts>to make her laugh (be her clown)>to meet her family>to pretend you like her friends>to use condoms>to tell her she is prettyBe like Chad. Be tall and handsome
>>34158955True
>>34158943I've been gay my whole life and can attest that I don't do this. That's living with other women, and sharing locker rooms and showers with other women.
>>34158950>didn't kiss her as she was saying "i'm so drunk"Fucking kek. For a lot of chicks, that’s her telling you that she wants you to ravish her. And you rejected her. It’s okay though, bro…some chicks will think they are rejected and that they threw themselves at you if she hugged you but you didn’t hug her back right.
>>34158927Depends on the superheroI can't compete with Batman, but if it's like Booster Gold or something then yeah
>>34158959>that she wants you to ravish herthat's just... not how i operate not gonna take advantage of someone who tells me he's too drunkyou tellin me she's acting like this cause i respected her? that'd be mad lol
>>34158959rejection if you don't, sexual assault if you do: the perfect circumstances where the only winner is the woman.
>>34158964If the sex was good, and she didn't regret it later, it was an invitation.If the sex was bad, and she later regretted it, it was rape.The only winning move is not to play, or be born a woman.
>>34158958You've never tried dick once?
She did. Even bibwomen are serial daters and try out men.
>>34158962First, i am going to use your quote literally. She didn’t say she was “too drunk”. She said she was “so drunk”. I’ve gotten the “i’m so wasted” line too before as chick was rubbing up against me. Look, i know it feels like crossing a line in that situation…but you can give a peck on the lips to see her response. For a lot of girls, it’s a dance of chastity. You know that christmas song “it’s cold outside”? It’s the dance of chastity where they play chaste but don’t want to be, but won’t make a move themselves.I’m not saying you should have gone ape. I’m just saying that chicks are different, and their signals are different.
>>34158964If you think going for a peck on the lips will be sexual assault after a girl is rubbing up against you, then you will be hard-pressed to ever make a move.
>>34158969Dick is fine, I'm just not very interested in what they're attached to.
>>34158978Anon, I think you might just be a rapist.
>>34158978All that matters is how she recalls the encounter and what she can get away with when she accuses you.
>>34158974fair pointi probably should'vebut i didn't want to make her regret doing something, she clearly told me she was too drunk to do the day afterthen again, i'm being discarded and ignored in text just wanted to be considerate lol
>>34158950is this the same anon or are different anons slightly changing the story lmfao
>>34158958Dogshit show
>>34158980>she grabbed my crotch but i was afraid that she didn’t want me to try to kiss herI swear, none of you fuckers have ever gotten laid.
>>34158985All stories here at some point sound the same honestly.
>>34158985they repost the same bait with slight changes for years
>all the women on dating apps are like 16+ miles away from me in the nearby big cityFucking kill me. Am I being unreasonable for not wanting to date people who live in that metropolitan shithole?
>>34158971bs, I'm bi and I love my wife
>>34158987Blud dude is obsessed with getting laid
>>34158983I didn’t say you had to fuck her. But you said she was rubbing up against you and cuddling you. And you gave her ZERO reciprocation that you liked her and would at least be willing at some time to have more. All it might have taken was a peck on the lips, even if you just left it at that.Women cannot handle rejection, especially when IN THEIR MINDS they think they were throwing themselves at you.
>>34158979You females are objectively more gross and more evil than men. If men weren't biologically programmed to fuck you, you foids would be seen as the equivalent of rats. You should be on your knees every day, thanking men for making your life easy. You wouldn't even be able to write this post without men because female creatures only became literate in the 19th century, kek. That's how fucking stupid and worthless you are./thread
>>34158998The men who say shit like this are the same ones who have never contributed anything to society. Bring Alan Turing back to life and I'll thank him, but I'm not being grateful to an entire gender due to the contributions of the select few.
thirdie posting hours
GenderIs 8 bucks 5 bucks or 10 bucks.
>>34158932I'm at the job centre rn
>>34159009MIt is eight bucks.>butIt’s eight bucks.
>>34159011It's not. 8 bucks is never 8 bucks.
>>34159009M, 10 bucks, I always round up to feel less poor
>>34159007>expecting adulation for literally doing nothing
>>34159009It’s 10. If i ask to borrow 8 and you give me 5…the math aint mathing.
>>34158997i was reciprocating, leaned in, held her back and head that sorta thingi see, i guess i should've kissed her a bit odd that she's ignoring my text, but it is what it is
Too much time has passed. I'm forgetting what asses felt like and what boobs taste like.
>>34159018>guess i should've kissed herNta but you shouldn't have if she was dronk, you did nothing wrong in this scenario, ik it sucks but if she's not replying move on
>>34159018> a bit odd that she's ignoring my text, but it is what it isThere are three possible scenarios there. You rejected her and she is pissed about that. She is embarassed because she truly acted in a way that she never would have sober and doesn’t like you like that, and is afraid that you think she does. Or she is embarassed because she likes you and didn’t get overt affirmation. At least those are the three i think of off the top of my head.
>>34159010Nvm they rebooked my appointment for Friday lol I set an early alarm for this ffsWelp time to get drunk, go home and play vidya
>>34159024>never kiss anyone if they have had some beers>even if they are your friend cuddling up against you and puckers her lips, closed her eyes and leans into you
>>34159027Yeah that's how I am with my crush kek. Idk if she'd do that sober so it's not worth the risk
>>34159026They didn't send you an email?
>>34159030If you are telling me that your crush has leaned in the 90% to kiss you, waiting for you to go the last 10%, and you refused to kiss her…then you are a fucking moron who deserves to be alone forever.
>>34159022if only you were a virgin
Is it more embarassing to prostitute yourself to gross people, or that no one wants your services as a prostitute?
What would you do if you were rich enough to not have to work for the next couple years, but too poor to have any fun?
>>34159038I'm just a whore personally
>>34159040That isn't what I'd consider rich.
>>34158461youre right mine is much worse
>>34158813You're asking this in an anonymous website, so of course the women here (if there is any) won't care as much about social media as whores who are brainrotting on social media 24/7 and would never come to a yucky icky "incel" website like this one.
Women, have you read any of the Anita Blake novels?
>>34159040I mean, technically I get enough from unemployment/loony benefits to not have to work, I just don't want to be a leech living with my sister forever (hence need another job and to actually save to move out)So I'd probably continue my current NEET life of drinking and playing vidya and with the cats all day
Do you guys have the meme that says "when women say they like different kinds of men" followed by pictures of the same Chad with different clothes/accesories?
>>34159040That just means all the money I get from work goes to savings/investments/leisure rather than mere subsistence like for most wageslaves, so in that case getting a job might be worth it.
>>34159078>Women, have you read any of the Anita Blake novels?The women are all asleep>>34159080Check the last thread
Men have you ever>Hook up with a big titty, fat girl that used to be hot>Brag to your friends about it by showing pictures of the girl from when she was skinny with big tits?
>>34159080
>>34159032They sent me an SMS but like an hour beforeIt's nbd I need to stop going to bed at 4am anyway (well unless o get a nightshift job)>>34159033Not a refusal but I'm not gonna do something if someone's clearly drunk>>34159080This one?I want to make a genderflipped one with Stacy kek
>>34159085No.No.
>>34159085>Men, have you ever hooked upNo>Brag to your friendsWhat friends
>>34158939>Stop fetishizing lesbians, it's weirdIt's also an antecedent of autogynephilia imo
>>34159087>>34159089Thank you, frens.
>>34158939>stop fetishizing x!!!no.
>>34159033Once I did ask a girl if I could kiss her and she was like "anytime" but then I was too shySo I do deserve to die alone tbf
>>34159102>Once I did ask a girl if I could kiss her and she was like "anytime"Lmao
>>34159094very insightful freud
>>34157235Are you the guy dating sisters?
As a experiment I was thinking about putting "short term fun" on my Tinder profile for a week or so, but I'm kind of shy about it. "Short term, open to long" at least give you some sort of plausible deniability
>>34159105Was years ago, think I've gotten better since then but not much This is also the same girl who stripped down cause she said it was too hot in her house so I had a look at her heating
>>34159106He never mentioned it. He was preoccupied with coping that incest fantasies were normal.
>>34159109Imagine if they're twins lolMurakami moment
>>34159112If you're a girl it'll work
>>34159112I didn't use apps much, but that sort of noncommittal attitude about what a person is actually looking for was always an immediate no from me.
>>34159105There’s nothing funny about that part. Dude got all the confirmation he could ever want from just asking. That’s baller.It’s the “but then i was too shy” that is worthy of ridicule.
>>34159112Just be honest desu, don't mess people about
>>34159120>“but then i was too shy” that is worthy of ridiculeStory of my lifeOnce when we were watching Netflix I had a whole bottle of wine or so but still couldn't do it
>>34159120Wasn't ridiculing him. Her nonchalant response was funny to me.
>>34159129It was more like "anytime ;P" in a flirty wayAnyway when she eventually ghosted me I uninstalled dating apps and never used them again
>>34159130I got cheated on 8 years ago and haven't tried dating since.
>>34159114id rather be an incestfag than an AGP tranny tbqh
>>34159132Sorry that happened dude ): you didn't deserve that
>>34159132NTA.I (M) gave up after being cheated on in 2019.
>>34159102>ask a girl if I could kiss her and she was like "anytime"To be fair, that was probably a joke response. She knew you wouldn't act on it if she answered like that.
>>34159102my first gf had to warm me up to kiss her, although tbf it was a long distance thing, first time meeting up, and i was staying at her parent's house. i was actually so nervous to do shit her (based) older brother had also egged me on. later on learned i had big intimacy problems though, so i don't beat myself up over it
>>34159137how do you know? maybe he cheated on her with her mom first
>>34159119While I'm open to long term relationship, I'm also open to getting laid. Don't want to alienate either side
>>34159137Thanks, anon. May our wounds heal.
>>34159144>maybe he cheated on her with her mom firstWhat the fuck, man?
>>34159130>Anyway when she eventually ghosted meI can’t imagine why>I uninstalled dating apps and never used them againA surprise to no one.
>>34159150yes exactly, stop telling people they did nothing wrong without knowing shit about the situation
>>34159137>you didn't deserve thatBraindead platitudes. “You deserve more”. “You deserve love”. “You’re better than her” etc etc etc. Such fucking horseshit sisterhood platitudes.
The more I hear about the men here, the more I realize I somehow bagged giga chad without even realizing.
>>34159146Most people are going in with an expectation of one or the other. Clearly your priority is to have sex, not a relationship.
>>34159150How about you stop telling people what they do or don’t deserve based on absolutely nothing.
>>34159024yeah in hindsight i don't want to break boundarieseven if they're just set verbally>>34159025hmm last two do sound the most reasonable i guessa bit odd she'd not want to have a quick chat about itguess it's moving on time then
>>34159157>sisterhood Anon isn't a girl.
>>34159159hoflation is indeed a hallmark of the dating marketplace
>>34159144Well I assume he didn't but that would be baller jk>>34159142Idk dude think it was just playful>>34159151Brootal but true>>34159146If that is the case then yeah imo just put "Short term, open to long"
>>34159159Yes. Women picking "Chad" is mostly a subconscious process within the separate dating brain they're equipped with.
>>34159159We don't exactly set the bar high here>>34159143>i had big intimacy problems thoughPreaching to the choirShe sounds very sweet though >>34159147<3>>34159157>sisterhood platitudesWe're dudesI mean obviously it's possible he was an ass but I gave the benefit of the doubt>>34159168Women have two brains? Damn I don't even have one
>>34159168Me picking chad isn't what surprises me, him going along with it is.
>>34159163It’s the same fucking rallying cry though. >you go girl >queen>you deserve better>don’t let a man keep you down>if he wanted to, he wouldAnd on and on and on. The biggest fucking lie ever is telling anyone they DESERVE anything good.
>>34159156>>34159161I'm NTA. This is a strange hill for you to die on.
>>34159171I didn't say he deserved something good, I just said he didn't deserve getting cheated on kekCheaters are scumThe only situation I can excuse cheating is if the other person is abusive. Else, just break up first
>>34159171I agree 100%, I just don't agree with trying to make it sound like this is something only women do. It's insanely cringe in every situation.
>>34159170Also true, This surprises you because your other brain knows that it isn't usually the case.>>34159169>Women have two brains?They're unaware of the other one. But they can kind of spot the moments when it activates.
>>34159162>guess it's moving on time thenIf it’s the third, why would you move on?
>>34159173It would be a strange hill for the anon to said this to die on.
>>34159171thisbe miserable and hopeless like me
>>34159179>telling people they can do no wrong and everyone else is just an asshole is hopefulok
>>34159178Why does this upset you?
>>34159177if it was the third, i don't think she'd be ignoring me her texts were dry and defensive honestlyi might talk to her when we see each other again but i'm leaning towards option 2 desu
>>34159180NTA. Are you a cuck that's jealous anon got cheated on?
>>34159174>I just said he didn't deserve getting cheated onHow the fuck would you know? You know nothing about him. How do you know a damned thing about what he might deserve or not deserve?
>>34159180no but the way you worded the sentence at the end of your post was extremely gay and angsty so I wanted to make fun of you for being a silly faggot
>>34159175Who the fuck said ONLY? The point was ridiculing him as a man doing the same horseshit that women commonly do.
>>34159161I'm >>34159132What sort of scenario do you imagining where I deserved to be cheated on?
>>34159189You were probably a controlling boyfriend that constantly demanded validation from her
>>34159159I still don’t understand what a chad is
>>34159185Why you so mad lol
>>34159189Did you even get cheated on? Nowadays people cry cheating with the same seriousness as people crying rape. Did you see a message on her discord to one of her online friends that was a little too flirty for your taste?
>>34159109Yes. >>34159115They are. I’ve talked about it before
>>34159193this is possiblebut in all likelihood you didnt do this, and its just a woman pathologically defending another woman's bad behavior because they are hard wired to avoid accountability like the plague.
>>34159194A man lots of women want to have sex with
>>34159197>anon back to his larp
>>34159197Ngl if they were identical twins I'd get their names mixed up all the time
>>34159195Probably just a Sarge crash out. He doesn't really need much to get started.
>>34159182Just don’t overthink yourself out of what could be a good thing.
>>34159203>SargeIs she in the army or something
>>34159197Based. You and JH should share notes.
>>34159204ehh 3 weeks is a long time with no contact isn't iti mean there's a chance you could be rightbut she could also just be embarrassed by her actions i'll try to talk to her about it, if she even wants to
>>34159206*he I mean
how to meet older dudes?? no freaky shit guys i genuinely want to know how i could approach older dudes NOT via dating apps (the idea of 40 year olds having their age preferences set to that low is weird). the clubs dont work either, 40 year olds are not anywhere to be seen at the clubs. so any 40 year old non neets on here please lmk where you hang out
>>34159193Curious that you objected to anon making assumptions about me, then you go on the write this.>>34159196>Did you even get cheated on?Yeah. But now I'm getting the feeling that you're a cuckold fishing for details. So I'll stop there.>>34159198Didn't you start it? Or was it another lower-case poster?
>>34159208You don’t even necessarily have to talk about IT. Just talk to her. There’s a decent enough chance that you’ve been acting weird about it which might have caused the weirdness. I’ll say this though, if the precipice is talking about it or never talking to her again….tell her what you would have wanted to do, all things equal. Might as well shoot your shot.
>>34159210You’ll have to meet them through friends or approach them in the wild then.
>>34159210Finding older guys who aren't dads will be difficult. You'll probably have to join a hobbyist group or something
>>34159210If you're a gold digger then it should be pretty easy. You need to look at married men who own property. A reference point can be how fancy their car is. Go to them and make them cheat.
>>34159212hmm it'd be better to talk in person about this right?doesn't seem like a topic we should discuss over texteither way, she left my last text on read for the past weeks so that's probably her message at the end of the dayi'll try to initiate a casual conversation next time i see herjust don't want her to think that i'm mentally done with what happened
do women really think that if a guy gets cheated on he probably deserved it?
>>34159214any opening line ideas for guys twice my age?
As a woman do you fear where the world will end up now As a man do you fear where the world will end up nowDo you feel like we're rapidly running out of time and the peaceful days will be over soon and survival of the fittest will start? I'm talking full on temors mad max waterworld type shit.
>>34159213reminder that all anti-natalist thinking which does not result in suicide is either logically incoherent or simply a display of cowardice
>>34159197How did you meet them, and end up dating them both?
>>34159217a man who would cheat once would do it again, im not stupid enough not to know that id probably be replaced by some younger ho in 10 years. cheaters are a no
>>34159222Or a demoralization tactic.
>>34159220The friendly flirt, then gauge it, then ask him out in the “i want you to/i’d like you to…” manner.
How do I get my bf to go to the doctor? He has brutal sleep apnea and it's common for him to stop breathing twice per minute. We can't sleep in the same room any more, he complains that he's always tired and how he's afraid to fall asleep behind the wheel but he fucking refuses to fix it. He's not fat so something else is going on.
>>34159210Go for your higher ups at work. A method that has been tried and true since forever.
>>34159234just replace him with a new one from the apps.
>>34159219why do you have to make this about gender? cheating is always wrong but people that get cheated on 90% of the time had it coming, not last by who they chose to date
>>34159232would older guys even want to be 'asked out' though? i'd imagine they probably a more traditional view on dating. but yeah ill try work up the courage to approach someones uncle in the next few days. its just hard to know what to say. i sort of tried once, like middle aged guy came into my work and i asked how to tall he was (he was crazy tall and i wanted to flirt) and he said 6'7 and i started laughing and going 67 and he just stared at me. lock in of the fucking century after that holy fuck.
>>34159234>it's common for him to stop breathing twice per minute.You are a nosy fucking codependent piece of shit freak if you are sitting there with a stopwatch timing his breathing while he sleeps.
>>34159235i work part time at a cafe and my manager is like a 30 year old chinese lady, but you know what beggars cant be choosers
>>34156996Coworker crush last day of work is next Friday.My last day working with her is Tuesday.Am I expected to come in on the Friday for a short or quick visit or is that simp shit? Surely saying our goodbyes on the Tuesday is enough right?I can see myself keeping in touch with her
>>34159237Are you M or F? Have you ever cheated? Have you ever been cheated on?
>>34159240dudes a retard for not seeing a doctor
>>34159237shut the fuck up whore
>>34159221>As a woman do you fear where the world will end up nowYes, but I also understand that people have felt like they are living in the end times all throughout history, so I think feeling that way has less to do with the state of the world and more to do with how much the state of the world impacts the individual. Whatever demographic is about to have the hardest time will feel like the world is about to end, whilst others that benefit from the same situation will feel like they are insane and making up shit and that everything is fine. >mad max waterworld type shitI doubt it, I feel like the first world countries have gotten so rigidly organized that there would be no place for total collapse, people would still be forced to go to work and school, pay taxes and obey the law. I think the surveillance and automation of such systems has gotten to a point where it can be upheld even in war times, so sadly we most likely will never get to experience being free of all this shit. At most there will be some people getting killed, some regime changes, some places getting bombed, some supply chains getting disrupted but thats about it. The times of feral warfare seem to be over.
>>34159240You sound fat and dumb.
>>34159240NTA. You understand this could be fatal, right?
>>34159234Ask him which is scarier, the doctor finding something and potentially being able to stop it or the constant fear of falling asleep not knowing if this is the last time you'll wake up? I've had that fear too about an ache in my stomach until I realized it couldn't go on. I hope he understands and doesn't take your insistence negatively it shows just how worried you are about him.
>>34159237You must be one of the millions of women who cheated on their partner before finally breaking up.
>>34159234Just break up with him. If he'll needlessly endanger his own life like this, can you really trust him with your life or the lives of your future children?
>>34159240Sarge, can you crashout over something meaningful for once?
>>34159238>would older guys even want to be 'asked out' though?You didn’t understand what i said then. I implied for you to ask him out in a manner in which he will ask you out. I said ask him out in the “i want you to/i’d like you to…” manner. Here would be an example of that…>i’d like you to take me out for coffeeHe’ll still have to be the one to seal the deal. You made your intention clear, and he’ll still be the one who has to make the final declaration of intention.
>>34156996One for the girls,If interested in a girl, is it really expected that she is dating and fucking other guys while you are talking to her and setting up your first dates?Is this really how it's done? How do I cope with that? Do people really not just date one person at a time (like got on 1, 2 maybe 3 dates) and figure out they're not feeling it before stopping seeing them THEN seeing another one?Just heard overheard some girl talking about seeing a "friend" for drinks that night then saying they are going away on the weekend to do a date like activity (it was obvious it was with a guy) and going to see some lookouts.I've noticed this a lot with girls actually. Calling something that sounds like obvious dates as "with a friend" what's up with that?
>>34159256I've never heard or seen this irl, I suppose it highly depends on your social circle but from my perspective this seems ridiculous and crazy.
I'm 37 and a virgin should I ever take the plunge into romance or escorts and hookers should I be upfront about it ?
>>34159243F. I've never cheated, but I was cheated on three times.
>>34159258No, at this point just let it be. If you have an urgent need for sex, pay an escort. Maybe you'll find someone later in life, it's not unheard of, but chances are pretty slim, especially if you're still approaching dating from the viewpoint of someone that has never dated.
>>34159257How is dating done in your social circle?how TF can people even be bothered seeing multiple people at once. When I was in a relationship even going out somewhere once a week or even every 2 weeks felt like a chore.
>CHAD has his gf worried about his health>doesnt go to a doctors appointment for 10 minutes even when she tells him to do it for her>she probably still cooks for him and has sex with him regardless and doesnt even think of breaking up because he doesnt listen to her or care about her opinionblackpilling...
>>34159256how does this girl even have the time or energy to be seeing multiple guys. if it doesnt sit right with you then drop her.
>>34159263People meet each other through education, mutual friends and work. There is the occasional couple that met online but those are seen as a bit suspicious and probably more likely to not last. People that have an interest in each other are basically seen as exclusive and a couple if they spend alone time together like going on a date. Granted, my social circle is pretty conservative millennials, so I can absolutely see how if you're surrounded by liberal zoomers, your experience might be very different.
>>34159261>approaching dating from the viewpoint of someone that has never dated.What does this mean and how do I make sure I don't give off that vibe? Would viewing a person of interest as potential endgame and mother of my children really considered that absurd and inexperienced? (Haven't dated since i was 21 and I too am in my mid 30s but had this opinion even back then)
>>34159194>I still don’t understand what a chad isHasan Piker
>>34159234get a gun and calmly explain that he is going to see the doctor, either in his car or an ambulanceno but seriously, guys will NOT go to the doctor voluntarily EVERyou have to REALLY twist his arm
Tell him you're going to open the relationship unless he goes to a doctor. This seems to do the trick whenever women are pissed about something.
>>34159260Do you consider yourself among those that had it coming?
>>34159264https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzsChJdLE5g
>>34159260how much did you compete for your bfs?
>>34159202You just know who is who after a while. However we are obviously keeping our relationship secret, but other people have mistaken one for the other when I’ve been on a date or similar. Family included. They kinda know now, but we don’t talk about it and we all pretend we’re just adult roommates owning and doing stuff together.
>>34159267That's how I always viewed how it should be done. Basically showing interest and being exclusive until you realise it's not for you (where it should be pretty obvious early)But as millenial I've been hanging with late 20s people and the whole single girl hanging with multiple "(guy) friends" seems to be common. Like seeing 2 or 3 people in a week or seeing even 1 new person a week. How is that not exhaustingAlso when you mentioned meeting at work, what's the best way to approach that? Basically don't make a move or ask them out until one is leaving/left
>>34159268Just that you're still in "first relationship" mode. >viewing a person of interest as potential endgame and mother of my children This is a good example of this. People your age have most likely already had children and been married and don't want to get into any of that again. If you just look for a partner to spend your time with, your chances might be higher. I don't think you can forcefully try to change your mode, there's too many nuances to it and I also don't think trying to force yourself to be something you're not is not going to actually make you happy in the end and just drain the life out of you. Wanting what you want isn't absurd or ridiculous, it's just that you're a decade behind for that now. And ofc, you might pull some tricks like trying to date a younger girl, trying to date a woman your age that hasn't had kids yet (which is already risky since births after 35 are seen as high risk), or whatever other methods there are. But it will never be the same as if you'd have met a girl your age when you were 25 and you started a family together. The majority of people simply have already left that stage of life behind when approaching 40.
>>34159265Dick energizes women
>>34159272No. I think I was reasonably trusting. Those exes were just troubled or liars.>>34159274I don't understand what you mean.
>>34159281What separates you from the majority who deserve it?
>>34159277>Basically showing interest and being exclusive until you realise it's not for you (where it should be pretty obvious early)Yes, I think part of this is also that people I know don't just go on random dates. The whole "it's a numbers game" thing isn't really a thing. In most cases people start spending alone time after they already know each other well and are 90% sure they would be a great match with similar goals and values, so the whole dating and then realizing it wasn't for you thing is not a very big percentage. >don't make a move or ask them out until one is leaving/leftI know several couples that met at work and if you consider what I wrote above, it makes work place dating much less risky and thus not seen as that big of a taboo. People wouldn't really start dating a coworker unless they are already very certain they are a good fit, so chances of things being broken up and thus souring the work dynamic are slimmer. I think in environments where people just go on dates willy nilly or have casual relationships, dating people at work is as much bigger problem because it can lead to drama very easily. So I'd say if you approach it from a more measured and patient perspective, it's ok, just don't pull a numbers game on the people you woke with.
>>34159281Or maybe you’re just a fucking cunt.
>>34159281JH, you've responded to a conversation, not a question for the thread. Thats why anon is confused.
>>34159281>I don't understand what you mean.The guys clearly had options.
>>34159210Eh might not be your crowd but pubs I guess
>>34159234He sounds really stubborn desu as a lot of dudes are with health stuffJust tell him you're serious and concerned about his health, maybe cite stories of people dying in their sleep and stuffTbh I'd also tell him he's being selfish endangering people on the road, and being tired around you all the time also
Women how would you feel about having a polymath bf? Like too damn interested in everything?
>OP PicOnce a whore you’re nothing more. I’m sorry, that’ll never change.
>>34159221>As a man do you fear where the world will end up nowNah.>Do you feel like we're rapidly running out of time and the peaceful days will be over soon and survival of the fittest will start? >I'm talking full on temors mad max waterworld type shit.No, I don’t see that happening in my lifetime in North America.I am expecting to see a regime change in the USA sometime in the next decade, though.I don’t think that’s going to cause society to collapse, though. There might just be less junk food and conspicuous consumption available for a while.
Happy New Year, Atoga! <3
>>34159306If a guy self describes as a polymath I'm going to assume he's not as smart as he thinks he is and isn't actually an expert in most if not all the things he's interested in.
>>34159306>polymathNiggaz be having multiple hobbies and think they're Da Vinci
>>34159309lol that haircut is so dumb
i got a haircut today
>>34159313T b f it wasn't like 20 years ago when he had it cut that way
>>34159313YOU’RE DUMB
Fuck off back to /soc/
>>34159289You're right. I saw the M or F question and didn't clock it wasn't the start of the topic. My bad.
>>34159314post it on /r/bald
>>34159307Why is she even crying? Shouldn't she be happy about the nice memories she's made with other guys?
>>34159328She’s self conscious about the fact that she’s sloppy twentieths
>looks for bfs through casual sex>acts surprised when they go back to casual sex down the lineGreat work.
This year is the year of doing whatever I want and one of those things is loving Emo Anthony
>>34156996Literally me after I fell for a hoe
>>34159310That is totally reasonable, it'd be silly to call yourself that and be serious. On the other hand, you have no choice but to fake it until you make it nowadays. Damned if you do, damned if you don't.
Can you believe that I’ve gone almost two months without masturbating? Do I ruin that tonight?
>>34159341Only if it's to the thought of me.
>>34159340Speaking of damned if you do damned if you don’t>tfw I’m going to pee all over my bed if I stay warm and cozy but I’ll freeze to death if I get up to go to the bathroom
>>34159345Just piss a little all over your bed and then piss a little all over the bathroom. Compromise.
>>34159269Tiny head guy that talks like a stubborn child is not chad
I'd like a moid to call me ma'am
Fuck my chuddy life
You arent clocking that I’m standing on business Hey everything is going to be okay right guys? We’re gonna be fine
>>34159256>is it really expected that she is dating and fucking other guys while you are talking to her and setting up your first dates?No, I keep seeing stories about this shit and it floors me. Especially how people will be like, "But were you exclusive?" Like, yes, bitch. If I'm investing my time into dating you, that means we're exclusive.>>34159341>Can you believe that I’ve gone almost two months without masturbating? No >Do I ruin that tonight?Yes
Why is it so scary when a man is angry? Even when he’s not angry at me?
>>34159366Be 37 years old first.
>>34159372Evolution
>>34159371>Do I ruin that tonight?>YesNTA. I'm still pissed that you ruined my NNN
>>34159354>Tiny head guy that talks like a stubborn child is not chadHe's had intercourse with over 2000 women
>>34159237Notice this coward never answered.
>>34159372What was your father like
>>34159372It's also kinda hot right?
Thinking about running my hand over the cheese grater, just to feel something.
>>34159382They have cheese graters for the feet
Femanon, which barbie are you?
I’m Terminally Online Ken
I’m Normal and Nice and sometimes I get angry or upset but that doesn’t define me
Why do gen alpha kids have such strange names?
>>34159395Millennials have atrophied brains
>>34159396Zoomers have no swag and pebbles in their shoes at all timesI’m gonna give my kids normal names.
>>34159354Best I can do is lady or miss
Do you know anybody who posts shit like this, /atoga/?
>>34159395>Why do gen alpha kids have such strange names?I see you've met Jet and track
Millennials have some pretty funny names ourselves. I knew a brother and sister named Hunter and Fisher who wore camo all the time
Should I buy a dictionary.
>>34159420No, dictionaries are for faggots
>>34159386I'm the autistic Barbie!
>>34159386I'm Traumatized Barbie~
>>34159420Maybe. Not having to rely on the internet for that kind of stuff can be nice.
Should I take a nap
>>34159434I'm about to take one too.
>>34156996Girls. I noticed my work crush stopped referring to me by my nickname and uses my regular name.Essentially stopped using it since the 1st. Am I over thinking this? Has stopped using it both text and irl. She was basically the only one using it but then it basically dropped coming into the new year. Reckon I possibly did something that put her off me. Flirting in general has died off a lot more since.Is it some weird thing she did to build some sort of rapport/"intimacy" but then suddenly took it away?
>>34159395>Why do gen alpha kids have such strange names?How dare you? My nephews Hunter, Brayden, Hayden, Kayden, Layden, Jayden, Slayden, Raiden, Maiden, Quayden (half-black), Colton, Braxton, and Zane have the cutest broccoli hair.
What if we just stopped serving meat in prisons?
I know a white kid named Tien. As in, the guy with three eyes from Dragon Ball
>>34159439>What if we just stopped serving meat in prisons?They get enough meat in their cells.
Moids, are you and Edgelord that owns property and pesants or are you an Edgemarquis that just sits at borders on the internet and is twice as spicy?
>>34159439We need to serve MORE meat to the juvenile inmates so that they could grow big and strong
>>34159432You wish you were that slim.
Why are women like this?
>>34159442I'm an edgequeen. I sit upon my throne and edge all day. I practice prima nocta, where I goon to every newlywed couple as they consummate their marriage.
>>34159445No. When I was that slim I had B cups and girls still made fun of me.
Genders, could you survive the warden burger?https://youtu.be/lHqvdqi7LpU
>>34159438Some people include Aidan in this list which annoys me because i'm in Ireland and it's a perfectly normal traditional name. Also, if you call your son maiden, you deserve to be shot
>>34159448Who cares what girls say. Unless you're a lesbian.
Women, would you date a bald guy with lots of loose skin?
My mixed-race daughter, Shand’aleere
>>34159451I love turkey. This would not affect me and would probably just make me fatter and maybe take more naps.
>>34159453I would have liked to have nerd friends but like 90% of the women just had hoe hobbies in fucking middle school.
>>34159446They're okay with violent sex tho, just no marriage, that's patriarchal.
Men, can we call shooting renee a hate crime because he called her a bitch on his own video after shooting her?Hate crime time
>>34159447We understand, edgequeen.Mi'lady *tips fedora*
>>34159462I mean 90% of "hate crimes" were self defense done towards brown people who instigated it, and in this case the woman is at fault, so yeah absolutely.
>>34159446because they're miserable twitter users and can't stand to see anyone else being happy
>>34159446Like what? Wanting to live longer and not get murdered by men?
>>34159464Where's your source, Dr. Manhattan?
>>34159078Don't show jh or exhibanon.
>>34159470My source is google literally every lynching ever and why it was done, even ones that were false accusations were always done because a white woman screamed rape, it's almost like you still need to do something really horrible to deserve being hung off a tree.Example 1 for you to start with: Leo Frank.
>>34159476Monsters cannot escape my gaze.
>>34159460That actually makes a lot of sense.Women hate marriage and monogamy due to post neolithic breeding standards. Their choice is to be monkey branching off Chad harems for life without a care, and likewise to men monogamy is the fairness for all solution to women being whores. Patriarchy means loving fairness, feminism means women being free to do whatever chaos they want. Our forefathers knew this and would behead witches and rightfully put women in chains but we have forgotten and now the question is will men wake up in time to do it again?
Where do i find a girlfriend free boy?
>>34159489Yuck, no, stop.
>>34159489Here I am, but I ironically consider being a true Christorian to be a bit of a red flag.
>>34159462Ntam. No her lesbo wife/gf egged her on, she's at fault and resisted arrest.
>>34159489thats a man
>>34159488>now the question is will men wake up in time to do it again?Doesn't matter for us anymore. Foids have ruined 5-6 generations already and we will be old or dead by the time men start taking away rights from females.
>>34159489I don't even need to look it up, she does only fans.
>>34159495They do not have power to detain unless they have suspicion she's an immigrant. Which they didn't because she's white.
>>34159376Every girl I know finds that guy repulsive.
I've accepted that I probably wont have sex or find a decent relationship for at least several years.
>>34159376He loves being a good little dildo for mommy.
Men, have you realized you have to have at least a 6/10 personality to get laid?
>>34159509Me tooo
>>34159508chud hands
>>34159509I'm seven years into it.
>>34159515I’m a woman, and don’t know what a chud is lol. Kinda sounds like it’s guys that find him attractive
>>34159509Just get a hooker
Men, if you were 15 would you ask your mom to marry your 21 year old babysitter if you knew she'd say yes?
>>34159513what is a 6/10 personality?Is it just being slightly pleasing to hang out with? Because besides that I feel like my personality/rizz is like 3/10 and I get laid
>>34159519What a weird fucking question.Yes.
>>34159520You get laid regularly? With the same person? And you don't pay for it?
>>34159446what was the original tweet about?
>>34159518no, the thought disgusts me. Plus I'm allergic to latex so I can't use condoms
>>34159522yeah~8/10 face card though
State genderWhat's more embarrassing (for men), being a virgin, or paying for sex?
How can I tell if I'm ready to commit to someone? I started dating someone a few months ago and I pretty much have to decide if I want to stay living in my home state and move in with her or move somewhere I have more friends, where I've been planning to move for 6 months.She has to stay here for at least another year, but that's something I really don't want to do. Is long distance worth it?
>>34159527there's nothing sad about being a virgin, there's something sad about acting like one
>>34159528>Is long distance worth it?If you're really committed to wanting marriage with her yes, if no, then no.
>>34159527Paying for sex 1000000%
state genderrate teh tshirt
>>34159527Paying for sex
>>34159530I'm really not sure. Our relationship has been great so far, but she's pretty overweight and I worry about staying attracted to her
>>34159529>>34159531You can pay for sex, just don't tell your next gf. Say they were hook-ups. She will definitely get the ick before you even get to bed if you're a stuttering virgin that doesn't know how to unhook a bra. Escorts give you experience.
>>34159526Wonder what kind of mental illness they have to put up with you.
>>34159537if a woman get's an "ick" from you being yourself then she isn't a good person. I feel like this isn't the hardest thing in the world to understand
can we do a puzzle
>>34159537Damn, you can just lie? Guess I'll fuck a bajillion guys and tell my next bf my body count is 2.
>>34159446It's just one-upsmanship and purity tests >I think women should be treated equal to men>Well I think women shouldn't even bother with men>Oh yeah well I think we should erase the very concept of heterosexual relationships
>>34159544You already do that, thoughbeit.
>some whore solicits me on snap>i dont pay *blocked*
>>34159527MPaying for sex.
Girls, how much time do you spend on removing make-up? You got a whole different make-up removal kit for it? I'm a M who started wearing make-up a few months ago and it was weird to see that just showering with shampoo won't take it off completely
>>34159523IdkTweet was deleted and all the quote posts are just complaining about the audacity of a straight woman to claim oppression
>>34159534It's good to see women also answer questions meant for the opposite sex.>>34159527Being a virginYou don't know how pointless it is to feel ashamed of it UNTIL you actually have sex. No amount of being told otherwise will change your mind until you have your first time and it's so bad you realize sex isn't all it's cracked up to be all the time.Frankly, it doesn't get good until after the 7-10th time.
BITCH
>captcha changed again so it's a guessing game on KurobaFUCK
>>34159552It only takes a few minutes, I use a make up remover towel and some oil/mi cellar water and just rub Why do you wear make up?
gf said she’d swallow my cum if i taste it too. is it worth it
>>34159539I get told I'm good at sex often, though I feel like I don't do anything special other than having a big penis
Would you accept this card from your gf even though she also thinks valentines is a cash grab?
Foidsdo you ever browse body threads on /fit/?
>>34159560You're supposed to say that you drink her pussy juice no problem and it's the same thingIt was all a test and you already failed it and she thinks you're gay because you're thinking of drinking cum
>>34159559>It only takes a few minutes, I use a make up remover towel and some oil/mi cellar water and just rubThanks. I used the little squared pads and sprayed the antiseptic on it to remove my make-up lol>Why do you wear make up?I want to look pretty
>>34159446>>34159545Idk what these women even wantThis is by far the most egalitarian society in historyYoung women are more educated, more employable, have higher earning potentialMen are doing more housework than ever beforeAnd they're still complainingWhy can't you bitches just get over it? Or just go gay?And I know it's "not all women"But it's in enough of you that it's applicable
>>34159558Puny phoneposter
>>34159563Of course.It's a cash grab, but it's as good an excuse as any to swap cards, candy, flowers and go on a date.
>>34159552Not a tonI rub it off with coconut oil and then wash my face like normal.>>34159568>antisepticPlease tell me you're not using alcohol. It's very drying!
Fuck it I just got the pass
GenderDid you know that in a few days, it'll have been 10 years since the Daniel Shaver shooting?The shooter that conducted the Simon Says style execution, Philip Brailsford, is still receiving $2500 a month of pension, basically retired and living his best life right now.
>>34159527FPaying for sex
>>34159523Apparently it's a bunch of stranger things fans fighting over whether Mike should have had gay sex with Will or notFucking weird
>>34159592lmao
Nice weather 2day.
>>34159593Never heard of it
>>34159600really?
>>34159600The video is scarier than any horror film
>>34159564No. Why should I?
>>34159602Why is it Simon Says
>>34159605you're sounding kinda 12 right now, so imma move on.
>>34159593M, dude shouldn't have reached for his waistband
>>34159603Why would I want to know about it>>34159606Then whyd you bring it up
>>34159593>>34159602Well he doesn't have a spine to stand on now. So I guess he can afford cheap hookers if he spends wisely.
Foids, how do you move on with such ease? Is it that easy as a foid to find someone worthwhile? Even men can find someone to pass the time, but surely not to deeply love
>>34159561Mkay
>>34159612FI don’t move on with ease at all quite the opposite in fact
>>34159612It's easier to ignore people and forget you interracted with them.
>>34159527Paying for sex but being a virgin becomes more and more embarrassing until it outpaces whoremongering at a certain age.
>>34159611>Well he doesn't have a spineActually?
The VW dealership finally has a replacement airbag for the one in my car that could possibly have killed me at any point hoorayAlso hi women. No questions
>>34159527>What's more embarrassing (for men), being a virgin, or paying for sex?Is he paying for it because he can or because he has to?>>34159533F10/10 if you're blind>>34159564>do you ever browse body threads on /fit/?I used to post in them.>>34159593>Did you know that in a few days, it'll have been 10 years since the Daniel Shaver shooting?Remember that the only good cops are dead ones.>>34159623Volkswagens suck major dick to work on and they're expensive to repair. The only one I'd own is a older diesel because they get like 50 mpg.
>>34159622No, he's getting tens of thousands of tax payer money every year because he got PTSD for executing a man.He is, by all means, retired in his 20s.
>>34159622Wayaminit. Didn't that guy he shot die?Oh hold on, I read that completely wrong.His peeps filed lawsuits? Wtf
>>34159626this anticop sentiment would be based if you weren't a literal self-admitted zogbot.
>>34159599Pretty photo
There is a girl in the gym that I assume is very timid. He speaks very low and laughs at almost everything I say but she adds NOTHING to the conversation and she is the most difficult person I know to have a conversation with because she gives you nothing to work with. So I assume she is not interested, but then she salutes me when I'm distracted and leaves but sometimes it's like I'm not there and honestly I don't know if she lacks social skills, if she is not interested or if she thinks I'm not interested, because I end up not talking to her because I don't know where to break the ice.
>>34159626>Volkswagens suck major dick to work on and they're expensive to repair.Yeah, I'm never buying another one of these things... but I'm not going to replace it with anything cheaper to repair. I'm gonna replace it with a BMW E28 or E30I figure if I'm gonna drive an annoying German car that I should at least get one I enjoy looking at and driving
>>34159630
>>34159626Thoughts on rachel weisz?
>>34159630Thanks. I'm gonna miss the wide open skies when I moveThe sunrises and sunsets here are gorgeous, too. All pink and orange
Do y'all want to move to Greenland, USA?
>>34159638>Thoughts on rachel weisz?Would, but I could say the same about a few Jewish women in Hollywood, like ScarJo.
>>34159642never happening burgerbro, sorry
>>34159599Ye, only rained a little bit on my drive.
>>34159642>>34159651I almost want to see us try it so Europe finally has a good excuse to tell us to collectively fuck off
>>34159651we're just going to take it
>>34159642No. It's fucking cold there.
I have a top that I really like but you can see the impression of my nipples in it and I can't wear a bra in itDo I wear it anyway
Hey guys, retard here with the girl from his d&d group.I've been thinking, a lot, the past few days about the situation and since we're doing the next d&d evening with everyone irl in 3,4ish weeks (which'd be like almost 2 months after the party incident), i've decided to text her something.Don't want to wait that long to talk to her and it's been dragging me down mentally way too much.Gonna tell her that i didn't find it okay how she outright ignored me without talking about the night for a bit and then be done with it. It's not supposed to happen in the end.Feels like shit but oh well
>>34159658Yeh.
>>34159651It's happening.
>>34159658You could probably get away with it. What's it look like?
>>34159658Imagine what your husband would say.
>>34159665Open back tonic top that loops around my neck, basically. And gunmetal gray. Going with a "don't fuck with me" fit today
>>34159659Yeah that sounds stupid alright.
So if you have sex without a condom, do you still need to periodically apply lube because the dick dries out?
>>34159669Tunic top, whoops>>34159667Not married yet
>>34159671The dick only dries out if the pussy does because your game is trash.
>>34159672>Not married yetWell, imagine if you were, what would he say.
>>34159671Only if you're Ben Shapiro.
Are you a virgin if youve only fucked latex? My gf says shes a virgin because she fucked 100 condoms not raw
>>34159669Sexy. Do you have very big nipples?
>>34159648You might like the favorite if you haven't seen it, then
>>34159674I don't do hypotheticals.>>34159677They're average and pink. Why
>>34159681Okay, well live the life you want and you will attract a partner accordingly.
>>34159612I'm having a pretty fucking hard time this time.In the past I've moved on quickly because I was moving on during the 4 months I was contemplating the breakup. By the time the relationship is officially over I know it's not going to work, don't want them any more, and if I waited too long I'm probably resentful and glad they're gone.
How come all my(M) females friends have some psychiatric problems? Is that no sane women would want to be my friends or is it that I’m the one making them insane?
>>34159671What?
>>34159686Idk, have you never asked what their experiences with men outside of you have been?
Big nipples are the best. They're so much fun
>>34159681>They're average and pink. WhyJust curious. I doubt you're gonna have seriously distracting amounts of nip
Do men prefer left or right?Only asking men because for women the answer is pretty obvious in 99% of cases.
Men, would you rather consent to being married to a woman you didn't find attractive at all or consent to being stabbed three times?
>>34159691I don't have a strong preference either way. I genuinely love all possible shapes, shades and sizesAlways a fun surprise, too
>>34159693I want a capable woman, a strong woman, an independent but not isolating woman. I want the left, since it also feels better to hug.
>>34159694Are you that obese, ugly white woman who is into poly relationships?
>>34159698You didn't answer my question.
>>34159694I'll take three light pencil jabs, I don't need to get married.
Femanons. What do you think of prostitution and prostitutes?
>>34159698Yes.
>>34159693I prefer the right but not enough to select primarily for it.Most women I find beautiful are on the left, but I like the idea of being able to more easily carry a woman around.
>>34159386What about Barbie doesn't win an oscar in her own movie?
>>34159693Left because holy shit giantess gf at around the same height as me means my children will be gods amongst men.
>break up with gf>download dating apps>instantly regret breaking upi forgot how shitty it is having to find someone.
>>34159710ok.
>>34159693No preferenceLong legs are very sexy, smol gf is nice too
>>34159701No, it's a traditional stabbing with 4" by 1" in three separate places so even if you try to finger plug, you might have one uncovered.
>>34159693Talking about height difference? I honestly do not care unless she is a head taller than me which is going to be pretty rare since I'm 6'2
>>34159714Nah, too late, I already got three pencil jabs, I'm free.
>>34159693i just want a women
>>34159714You're scary.
>>34159718Good.
>>34159693left give me tall woman
>>34159527neither. shaming people for being virgins is just a psy-op by people who need someone else to validate their existence, and back in the day whoremongering used to be boys will be boys
>>34159541Quite so
>>34159722Back in the day, we used to do a lot of wacky shit.
>mfw femanons post about their boobs
>>34159693Left by a mile
>>34159554this. but there is also that thing that the more you do with and with different women, the more you realize they are all different, that some will suit your mind and/or body better than other women, and that helps you in feeling at ease and actually start seing sex as fun, it's only at this point when you actually shed your virginal aura.
>>34159710>instantly regret breaking upI think this is pretty normalno need to rush back into dating tho>>34159706lmaoBarbie doesn't need an Oscar tbf, she canonically became the first ambassador for world peace>>34159693M, left>>34159694The former cause getting shanked would be owieWe could just have a platonic civil partnership type thing for tax benefits>>34159686>how come all my friends are mentally illBirds of a feather...
>>34158204the only fitting description of your itty bitty bits is the semblance of dark brazilian horsepussy>>34158270maybe it was his trick to use reverse psychology on you to make you want to fuck him cuz 'how dare he not!'
>>34159726Back in the days when boys grew up to become man, carefree but resilient and confident, and at the same time neutral yet supportive. Those were the days.
>>34159676This is like saying a chicken isn't a bird because it can't flyYou're not fooling anyone buddy>>34159659>onna tell her that i didn't find it okay how she outright ignored meBleh don't stir the pot dude, just let it be>>34159658Ye>>34159642If I can get a green card out of it then sure
>>34159735If Gabrielle Annunzio knew people would be using fascist aesthetics to justify being incels, he would have killed himself during world war 1
>>34159737Aren't you under 30?
>>34159738>Bleh don't stir the pot dude, just let it beI will at the end of the day
>>34159707How tall are you
>>34159698
>>34159599That's a kino pic>>34159563Ofc, it's a cute card>>34159543You still about>>34159527M, definitely the latterNothing wrong with the former>>34159519Why would I need a babysitter at 15>>34159513>you have to have at least a 6/10 personality to get laidYou're proof of the contrary
>>34159741These sociological phenomena developed later in my country. Im at a stage where im seeing boys growing to become more pussified each passing year.
>>34159746I'm not a man
>>34159509I think the grass is greener desuJust jack off if you get horny, and the freedom of being single is pretty great>>34159489Pretty much everywhere>>34159451Inmates eating better than the homeless lol
>>34159693I'm the girl on the left but wish I was the girl on the right. Now I find out all the men like the girl on the left. Go figure.
>>34159747That's a very long "yes". Sounding a bit pussified yourself.
>>34159751>Inmates eating better than the homeless lolAnd complaining about it lmfao
>>34159749Does your baby daddy have a 6+/10 personality then? Didn't you say he assaulted you?>>34159438>Hunter, Kayden, JaydenThe welfare mum trifecta
>>34159752I mean I'm barely 5'7" so for that height difference she's basically have to be a dwarf >>34159341Had any wet dreams>>34159366Yes mom I mean ma'am>>34159318/soc/ my dik >>34159314Niceu, what style?
>>34159756Trip on entj
>>34159753ok, yes. doesnt change from the fact each passing year it gets worse for new kids
GenderHave you ever gotten out of a depression?
>>34159761I'm 5'11 and a fencer. I've knocked a guy off his feet before and they started calling me "Sarah Connor". I wish I was small.
>>34159765MYeah. It's not easy, but it's doable.
How do women consistently fall for the worst men?
>>34159765YYes. And then people did their utmost to put me back into one. It's funny how that works out.
Do women Like big testicles?
How can I get a gf if I'm not mentally ill, abusive, perverted, an alcoholic, a drug addict and a pedophile?
>>34159702It should be legal and regulated.
I am jonesing for a cigarette, but they don't even make my favorite brand anymore and haven't for over five years now.
>>34159765MI think so, I'm definitely not as bad as I used to be but I don't know if I'd say I'm fully out.
>>34159693im a tallfagi prefer women shorter. my dream is the dynamic on the right but with me as the shorty. But humans arent tall enough for that so i just dont worry about it.
>>34159773You could try asking a girl out.
>>34159781But they only want men who are at least one of those.
>>34159693Men don't tend to obsess over height like women do.
>>34159693Wow no guy want extra small gf?
>>34159768Women want rizz and the worst men have it
>>34159782You sound like you could at least pass for someone mentally ill. Give it a shot.
If I had a gf she could rub my neck and it wouldn't hurt anymore. But alas...
>>34159785I Wouldn't mind it but I don't really care how tall she is if she's attractive and likes me
>>34159767>>34159769>>34159776How’d you do it?
>>34159785Only me, apparently.
>>34159787Sad.>>34159788>stop noticing
>>34159792Vitamin D, Magnesium, Zinc, and fixing my Gut biome.
>>34159792I got a lot of support from my family and friends, for one.I had to clean my filthy living space and spend more time outside, too.I spent most of my depression sitting at my PC or lying in bed, so I tried to spend less time doing that at home too.
>>34159792>>34159795This, too. I got bloodwork done and learned I was vitamin D and iron deficient.
>>34159794>I am le noticerHave you guys ever considered that you might just be really stupid? Have you ever considered that? That maybe the things you notice are wrong because you're fucking stupid?
>>34159795This, Gut biome is so fucking important I'm not even joking, Eat the beans, Eat the colorful vegs, Eat the fruits, eat the fermented foods, drink the kombucha. Fix that shit.
>>34159800>don't trust your lying eyes and ears
>>34159800No, they'd never do that because they're fucking stupid.He can't seem to understand that his complete lack of effort when it comes to dating might be why he's single.
>>34159765M, yes I'm bipolar>>34159762How are you so bad at this>>34159766>I'm 5'11 and a fencerhot>I wish I was smallis that better for fencing>>34159769>YWhat gender is this bro>>34159773>>34159782ngl from these posts you seem mentally ill anyway
>>34159792For me it was almost a complete withdrawal from everything but my friends and family. I lost 50lbs, skipped a semester of college, and did lots of intentional acts for helping myself even when I didn't want to. Not entirely healthy but I also did several water fasts to get my mind off of everything but food. I also came back to my faith.Do things that are good for you even if you don't want to do them
>>34159807Trip on jeet shitter
Sorry I'm not a serial killer, girls.
>>34159761side parting, looked kinda weird at first because i was a total hobo but i think i got used to it now and like it
>>34159693Right, love those short queens
>>34159816nice, glad that you like it dude>>34159811become a cereal killer (I just devoured a bowl of chocco hoops)>>34159810I just took a shit but I'm not a jeet
>>34159765MDont think I had a depression yet, I felt sad at times but it was never that bad. But in high school I was also more of the guy that wanted to erase himself from history
>>34159795>>34159799>>34159802I’ve been doing this, I wish it was working
>>34159626>Is he paying for it because he can or because he has to?He's paying for it because he can and he's really horny and anyone he could fuck lives a few hours away
>>34159821You're not doing it correctly then.
Folk
>>34159821A lot of people also conflate depression with simply being a pussy, so y'know.
>>34159826I don't think there are pussies out there who mistake their cowardice for depression
I have a crippling coffee addiction
>>34159821You've got to keep doing it for a while to see results.
>>34159823I do feel like I’m missing something I also need to spend more time with loved ones>>34159826Wdym
>>34159827There are, their inability to find meaning in their life and conduct meaningful changes gets conflated with "the depression"
>>34159826>you're just being a pussy, just man up, mental illness is for faggotsthis was my mentality for a long time before having a psychotic break
>>34159834That's a narc thing, broplease don't join the depression discussion
>>34159831It’s been 6 months, should I reassess?
>>34159833I was diagnosed with major depressive disorder and wholeheartedly agree.
>>34159793That’s nice
>>34159837I didn't read every reply you tagged there and failed to notice that you only highlighted the dietary changes.You've got to get more fresh air and spend time around other people too. You're right to feel that you should spend more time around your loved ones.You think that maybe a vacation could help, too? Maybe even just a day trip somewhere?
Saw Marty Supreme last night. That guy was such a rascal. Excellent film.
Men, do you think this girl picked this youtube thumbnail randomlyor did she do it intentionally because it makes her seem naked at first glanceIt seems every women does this.
>>34159839A girl I dated in high school was short enough that she was able to get a handicap tag for her car lol. She was about 4'11" iirc.
>>34159843>it makes her seem naked at first glanceIt doesn't.
>>34159843it doesn't make her seem naked dumb gooner
>>34159843You gotta do what you gotta do to get more views
>>34159843I didn't see her as naked either. Looks like she's wearing a camisole.The camera angle is a bit male gazey, though.
>>34159845>>34159846>>34159847It does, and I will not be gaslighted.Without that shoulder strap, she looks shirtless under the cover.
>>34159824ye?
>>34159807>What gender is this broa typo because I was driving and texting
>>34159855I thought you were a yeti
>>34159840I go on about three walks a day, I’ll try and take a trip though.
>>34159824Dude
>>34159850>if you ignore the fact that she's wearing clothes, she looks naked!
>>34159843no but she definitely chose that angle to attract lonely men
>>34159844I’m 4’10..
>>34159857Good idea imo.It just feels good to do stuff for yourself, you know? To make plans and act on them.
short people give me the ick
>>34159850>>34159850But I can clearly see the strap even in the thumbnail
>>34159856I wish dude, I'd fuck up so many tourists climbing Everest>get the fuck off my mountain hippie>*toss*
>>34159861I'm 5'11" >:]
>>34159861plap plap plap
>>34159863Then stop deepthroating them.
>>34159807>is that better for fencingNo. Taller can be better in a lot of cases. I just hate that, because I'm tall, people automatically assume I'm in command of things or that, when there's a problem, come to me to fix it. The only time it's been fun is when I've had to get things off shelves for people shorter than me, usually other women.
I want to take a road trip and smoke a ciggie while I'm driving. I miss it.
>>34159843So y'all are saying this isn't nudity coded.
>>34159765FYes, I'm still pretty insecure and I'm not the most energetic person in the world but I haven't been suicidal for at least a few years now.
>>34159861You must be over 18 to post.
>>341598751. Your corny ass better be the type of person who actually says y'all out loud from time to time2. If you edit her clothing off, she indeed looks naked
>>34159875Pictures of people who are visably wearing clothes are not "nudity coded", no. Stop being a nigger.
>>34159880I don't even need to edit it out really, just gotta scoot it.
>>34159866Fun!>>34159867Stop it>>34159878Shut up, nerd
>>34159886Are you able to buy alcohol without showing your ID?
Women, do you feel this way?
>>34159843Gonna go against the grain here and say yeah, it looks like she's wearing a bra and then has the covers pulled up to her chest. Scrolling past I actually thought it was the bit from American Beauty. And combine that with the pink lighting and the fact that she's laying down on a couch(?) with the camera POV directly above of her and it seems like she is definitely trying to come off as sexy.
>>34159888I don’t drink
>>34159886Do you drive a huge SUV? It seems like tiny women like huge SUVs.
>>34159884It's pretty obvious she wanted to look good, why do you ask? Are you wondering if men can tell when women do stuff like that?
>>34159891No, and this idea comes from the so-called Lesbian Masterdoc which claimed that lesbians can be attracted to men because of "compulsory heterosexuality." The author at the time identified as a lesbian but has since come out as bisexual.
>>34159898you can scroll up again if you forgot the question.
>>34159902I'm asking you a different question
>>34159903okay.
>>34159899Actual lesbians are rare
>>34159896I drive a 2024 Mazda MX-5 Miata. Pretty sure that’s the name lol
>>34159870RIP, maybe you can this yearI'm having a ciggies rn kek>>34159863How's the weather up there Mr. Giraffe>>34159843She's just... camping? Am I missing something here lol>>34159842Glad it lived up to the hype>>34159835>please don't join the depression discussionI got diagnosed with psychotic depression though
>>34159908Ooh, fun.
>>34159908Do you like it? I've been toying with the idea of getting one.
>>34159908Damn richies, HANG THE BOURGEOISIE!
>>34159911>I'm having a ciggies rn kekWhat kindYou guys have better cigs than we do
>>34159891>Location: NigeriaIdk what's going on over there but there's always some weird gender war shit that originate on that continent99% of the time it's Nigeria or South Africa
>>34159913It’s a toy car. I love it. But it’s not perfect, it’s very small so if you are normal size it’s already tight. It shakes a bit at high speed because it’s small and light. Other than that it’s so smooth and nice and sexy small
>>34159891>>34159924Holy shit please God more black lesbians.Full solidarity with black lesbians.
>>34159905I'd have sex with another woman and maybe cuddle and stuff. But I don't think I'd ever really want to date or marry one. It's just too much of a hassle.
>>34159928>toy caris the other anon correct? are you part of the bourgeoisie? you got multiple cars?
>>34159928>it’s so smooth and nice and sexy smallIs that how you describe yourself too?
>>34159891FThese type of women always end up married to men
>>34159932Yeah, I got 3 cars.I also have an Volvo XC60, and a Volkswagen Golf R.
>>34159940insane
I want something goy sloppy for dinner tn
>>34159943That means it's Taco Bell time.
>>34159932I got one, I don’t drive it often.I’m not >>34159940 cmon>>34159934I am now lol
Damn I might have to buy a second car just to dunk on the poors.
>>34159918Chesterfield Red Superkings, chavvo ciggies kekI used to usually get Marlboro RedsHbu
Owie
>>34159931lol. lmao
>>34159949Wot happen
>>34159940>Volkswagen Golf R.Any car that removes the center console's physical control and put them onto a digital screen is not worth driving let alone buying.
>>34159931Why?
Does anybody else hate poor people more than they hate the super wealthy?
>>34159955chill bro, the girl can defend herself, Jesus.
>>34159955define poortrying to spend time with broke people sucks, yeah, but that doesn't mean they deserve to be hated
>>34159955Rural bongland will have you hating the poor in minutes
>>34159955I'm a povertyfag myself so that'd be hypocritical desu
>>34159955Not really. There are poor people who I find completely palatable. Most rich types I know are unpleasant at a far higher rate of negative interactions.
>>34159955No
>>34159955YesThe problem with populism is that most of thoae fucking idiots don't realize their their own recklessness is what is keeping them poor, not a global conspiracy of billionaires oppressing themNot that I care for rhe rich in anyway, just you can't get those populist dumbasses to do anything useful
>>34159958Most ruralfags are either farmers who are doing alright for themselves, or well-off people who can afford nice cottages Come to the council estate and you'll see real chavvos lolOn my estate two people have been stabbed to death in the past week and someone hung themself in the woods RIP
damn it now I want a cigarette
>>34159957>but that doesn't mean they deserve to be hatedA lot of them do. So many poor people just sit around all day doing drugs and watching TV leeching off of others with no motivation to do anything. They don't use their abundance of free time or free government money to create anything, they just do drugs and doordash goyslop.
>>34159962the corruption of institutions and the failure of the wealthy to uphold the baseline health of society is actually very much the fault of the rich folks, sorry. Populism is retarded but it only gains power in the wake of the failures of the aristocratic class's management of society.
>>34159962>their own recklessness is what is keeping them poorTry making minimum wage and see how easy it is to climb out of poverty lol
>>34159833I don't think that's true
>>34159966Anon, I don't think you know any poor people, I think you're like an antisocial person with a 15 year old's view and opinion of the world and the poor.Either way, your post reeks of juvenile edginess, congrats if that's intentional.
I've watched and listened to every type of brainrot content there isFuck I need a job
>>34159966american moment
>>34159976whats your top three favorites?
I will not be stressed !
>>34159972I've known plenty and it's exactly as I have said. They don't use their free time to do literally anything remotely productive at all. They smoke weed, drink beer, and find new ways to leech off others and be nuisances.
>>34159980high five
>>34159982No, I don't think you do.
>>34159947>Chesterfield Red Superkings, chavvo ciggies keklol, I ironically never see Chesterfields very often over here.I haven't had a smoke since 2015, but my favorites were picrel.Also enjoyed Camel Turkish Royals and Pall Mall redsidk what it is but I have been craving a cigarette like mad lately. I'm probably gonna let myself buy a pack again this summer
>>34159966>So many poor people just sit around all day doing drugs and watching TV leeching off of others with no motivation to do anythingwtf I would neveranons should I fap or should I play vidya
Why are receptionists rude
>>34159982sounds based af
>>34159980
>>34159969Delusional. The poor in this country already live like kings. Doordashing McDonalds to stuff their fat fucking faces as they sit in their air conditioned houses watching TV or playing Madden.
>>34159970Minimum wage is a good one because ultimately it's better used to keep people in poverty by restricting those who can only work less useful jobs in poverty but denying them access to anything>>34159969The rich have been doing that thoughThe existence of poverty does not mean that the rich aren't doing their part, especially given how more of the world is lifted out of poverty every day
>>34159987play vidya, take a break to fap and then play more
>>34159988They get to slack off when nobody is around, which means you showing up forced them to work, a person with less than stellar emotional regulation and work ethics will then let that anger out on you.
>>34159955No.
>>34159988they don't get paid enough
>>34159982How do you use your time, guy who posts in a chat thread on 4chan?
>>34159993Sounds good kekIt's already late her tho so might just fap at night or tomoz
>>34159988wagecucking leading to bitterness + small degree of power
>>34159979Podcasts, travel vids and sports topics.
>https://www.primetimer.com/features/euphoria-season-3-trailer-breakdown-zendaya-sydney-sweeney-and-jacob-elordi-face-a-grim-adult-futureMoids have almost forgotten about this bitch and now they're gonna start swooning over her again
WomenDo you like men?Do you like men when you're not horny? If so, what do you then like about men?
>>34159988I was a receptionist for a few years and I had one bitchy manager like the stereotype who seemed to enjoy powertripping and lording it over peopleI don't know why some people are like that honestly but don't take it personally, they're like that to everyone...Most of my colleagues were really sweet thoughYou do have to have a lot of patience though sometimes and everyone has bad daysI don't think everyone is cut out for it desu>>34159994>slack off when nobody is around, which means you showing up forced them to workBig mood
>>34160006>Moids have almost forgotten about this bitchShe gets posted in literally every /atoga/ thread. Have you been smoking dust?
>>34160006I can swoon over you instead, cutie.
>>34160011That's a man, retard.
>>34160006straight men with a normal test level are not watching that shit
They should be called receptionators and receptionatrices. Maybe that would make them less cranky
How many Nubian Kweens does my lily white ass need to woo before I get N word privileges?
>>34160005npc-tier brainrot, you have to go deeper
>>34160017Only one, the right one.
>>34159996Nta but I've worked various wagie jobs and reception desk is by far the easiest you can do (I worked in three places)I think some of them have just either never worked a proper day in their life and appreciate how cushy it is, or just lack patience and empathy for other peopleAll the stacies I worked with were super nice though, it was just a couple of the oldfags who were embittered>>34160015>receptionators and receptionatricesMost of us would be too stupid to spell this jk
Can you kys of dehydration? Ive cried for 4 hours now and I dont drink much water lately. Would that help the process be faste? I read it takes 5 days.
>>34160013>straight men with a normal test levelDoesn't sound like atoga """men"""
>>34160023Pls have some water and take a nap or do something relaxingHope you feel better soon anon
>>34160023nah, it takes pretty long, especially if you have some fat tissue that can be used, the body actually uses fat deposits to get fluids if you're severely dehydrated >t. have done a five day dry fast before
>>34160023What happened
>>34160023No
>>34160029To kys? Im not fat
>>34160033>to kysno, for enhanced autophagy
>>34160035What a gymbro lol. Any better ideas to kms that dont hurt much? Does anyone know how the Greek bath knive thing works?
>>34160037>don't hurt if you want fast and painless then dehydration definitely isn't the way
>>34160038Lmfao what if I take tranquilizers while I dehydrate?I dont think I have the guts to do it but Im extremly depressed rn. Let me dream about suicide so I feel better.
>>34160039you won't do shit since you're a pussy.
>>34160023>Can you kys of dehydration?Yes. But it's harder than you'd think. I've tried. I once went 7 days with no food or drink, before I gave up and drank something. I don't think 4 hours of crying is going to do much.
>>34160039You're not gonna do it. Just accept this fact and focus this emotion into fixing your life. Its the only advice worth taking. Best of luck.
>>34160041Indeed lol. Thats why I wanna kms. What a vicious cycle Im in.
>>34159843Gotta respect the hustle, get those clicks>>34159891Nah>>34159955No, I am poor people>>34160008I don't think I like people in general? I like one man, I tolerate and love my male family members but I'm not sure I like them.
Found my payment history for anime, Shit's been getting bad for quite a while.
>>34160039>dream about suicideThat... doesn't make you feel better. It makes you feel worse.
>>34160048paying for anime? WTF are you doing
>>34160048Thank you for actually supporting the medium. Couldn't be me.
>>34160039idk I feel like dying is always pretty uncomfy unless you use a lot of force, which would require a lot of balls and the chances that you fuck yourself up instead of killing yourself are pretty highthis reminds me of a guy I once met that jumped out of the fourth floor and didn't die but broke every bone in his body, not a very pleasant existence maybe you should up your meds instead, it's worth a try before you kys
>>34160051I like watching the danmaku that comes with the service, makes the anime a lot more enjoyable.
>>34160047Then what do you like about that one man? What does he have that noone else does? (Besides you.)
>>34160006Nobody is 'swooning' over Zendaya.
>>34160039negative shit + negative shit = even bigger negative shit
>>34160057I'm talking about ms. Big Boobs
>>34160006I'm mostly indifferent to her but that outfit slaps. Women should wear it more often.
>>34160060>ms. Big Boobs
>>34160064I'd fuck him.
>>34160064>ms.
You have boob envy and it shows.
>>34160064anon pls
>>34160071im a man and i have bigger boobs than "her"
I have boob gluttony.
>>34160073thats not a good thing
>>34160064Aryan beauty at its finest. I would gladly enter Valhalla knowing I was fighting for her.
For me, it's boob sloth.
>>34160075your greed sickens me
>>34160071No, I'm glad I don't have big boobs. It's the reason why I needed to develop some personality as opposed to titcows who just have their boobs and don't have to do anything
>>34160064Post the picture of her at the beach with her friends.
>>34160079I see you have boob wrath.
>>34160080Even manlets and dicklets arent this blatant in their cope.
>>34160080You think they have it easier because they've got shapely boobs. Some men think you all have it easier because you're women. It's the same thought process.
>>34160082Idk what that means
>>34160054Curtain fire? What service is this?
I have boob sloth.
>>34160080Tell us more about your small boobs.
>>34160088You know, like in nico nico douga where the comments fly across the screen, it's fun.It's an Asian one.
>>34160089I have boob gluttony.
>>34160080You have boob pride.
I love reading op eds in The Telegraph that are just an entire page of seething about young people not worshiping Israel. State gender and the last thing you enjoyed reading.
>>34160080>Suerte que mis pechos sean pequeños y no los confundas a montañasOk, Shakira
>>34160080looks like your good personality development skills are as subpar as your good boobs development skills
All, tell me how/where you met your current bf/gf
>>34160092nta but lol I didn’t realize that was also called danmaku.I think of arcade shooting games whenever I read that word.
>>34160092Oh. I was never a fan of that. I wanted to watch the content, not comments flying across it.
>>34160084>>34160085>>34160090>>34160096>>34160097>>34160094You guys are insufferable
>>34160098on my friend's brother's porch
>>34160100cute newbro
>>34160100Haha nice job you fucking idiot lmao
Why is everyone feeling so bad lately?
>>34160077She's a literal valkyrie.
I know some people here don't venture out of the thread. I don't 90% of the time. Gender and if you have any advice I guess>>34160091
>>34160103Nuh uh. I’m cool and funny.
>>34160108Its me, I soaked up their good emotions to feel better
>>34160101yeah, it's the same word.>>34160102I like it, it's like reaction content except a lot more seamlessly integrated. Makes everything feel like a group watch.
>>34160106I copied it wrong>>34160107Thanks now you know why I can't into basic life skills or getting work easily
>>34160095f, the doctors note I got that excuses me from work for at least three more weeks
>>34160110I decided not to give you advice because ICE is on the table for you.
>>34160108maybe there were some solar flares
>>34160108>>34160113I think I also did this. I’m having a pretty good January.
>>34160118This is just going to make me apply to ICE harder especially if they say "Yeah you can transfer offices."
>>34160110Warehousing or, if there's any manufacturing around you, material handling/logistics.
>>34160055I'm sure there's more than one that I WOULD like I'm just not motivated to get to know anyone.He's a very sensitive and introspective person who isn't traditionally masculine in a lot of ways, but is when it comes to sex. Kind of a best of both worlds situation. Also he dumped me. But we hung out yesterday, shit's complicated.
>>34160122Bro got touched on now he's gotta take it out on everyone.
>>34160122Does ICE pay you during training? ICE training is longer than your one month timeline.
>>34160122I know, and I realize that your thread was pretty much an excuse to have this exact conversation. Your mind is already made up.
>>34160108i am feeling pretty good. optimistic for the first time in a out a year that doesn't involve complete gaslighting (which is crazy cuz i'm usually mr optimist)
>>34160110doesn't ICE have a recruiting training you have to absolve and then you have to work there for at least three years? if you can transfer without losing the job I'd probably do that, or you could try some other stuff like door dash, uber or so
>>34160126Sanest ICE cube.
>>34160122go get em all
>>34160057Nta but I think she's hotter than Sydney Sweeney personally>>34160095>the last thing you enjoyed readingYour post <3>>34160098>your current bf/gfIn my dreams>>34160108I feel bad all the time actually
>>34160131Nah, this is the sanest ICE cube.
>>34160127Does it? I would have to ask. If not I can try to hold for a month, but keep in mind it also just won't work if it doesn't allow me to move and keep the job anyway.>>34160123Thank you for the actual answer. At this point working at a China tier factory where I can get live leaked has to be better than this.
>>34160135We used to be a real country…
>>34160110idk what your degree is but consider signing up for one of the AI data annotation platforms, they can use expertise from almost any field and the pay can be decent for e-work ($40+/hr)
>>34160122ICE is a bunch of retarded thugs being used to put on the gay performance of actually enforcing the law rather than enforcement itself. They're a bunch of undisciplined pathetic goons.They do however strike rage into the hearts of whites that want to bend over backwards and worship anyone with a darker skin tone so they are still very much heroic figures anyway. I say go ahead.
>>34160122ICE received 220,000 applications and accepted only 12,000 of them. You'd better speak Spanish or have a military record.
>>34160098Not current butHe worked with my mom and she gave him my number after I met him when I visited her there.>>34160108Because things are bad for me rn.And it's January.
>>34160124>sensitive and introspective>unmasculine>except when in bed>also he dumped me but we're in a "complicated situation"this bitch is getting played by an unironic male manipulator lmao
how does one get rid of an accent
>>34160139>t. malding thirdie
>>34160142Nah he's just mentally illHe's not a very good liar
>>34160144explain
>>34160136Two other ideas: construction laborer or one of those guys who holds the stop sign for road crews. idk what the job title is for that but apparently it pays surprisingly well.
>>34160124wtf i'm like this but i'm a guy and the ex is a girl
>>34160145almost all truly mentally ill, sensitive unmasculine men are pathetic in bed, so i really doubt this portrayal of himbut if the dick was good enough go ahead ig
>>34160138This sounds morally worse than ICE but if I was already willing I might as well.>>34160139I'm a retard and can be a thug who does dumb gay shit for pay. Sounds perfect for the time being if they let me move.>>34160140On top of that I won't lie, everyone here is assuming I'll jump into the training part, but straight up I don't mind just being a janitor for one of their buildings.>Why not apply to be a janitor anywhere else.Because where can i apply to be a janitor that can change buildings counties away.
>>34160147NtaWhenever I see that the stop sign holder is a woman I think "I should do that" it looks kinda chill.
>>34160146you have a third world soul and you're seething (and coping)
>>34160138which ones would you recommend?
>>34160150considering ICE is righteously removing kebab & friends, i think i would agree it is morally worseoh but i really hope to see humanity replaced by machines and i'm not joking so i can't be sure on that
>>34160149He's the kind who went through a slut phase, picked up some skills.
>>34160138Nta but yeah, I have no degree or expertise but was making $20+/hr doing really trivial tasks on Data Annotation tech like a year ago, made over a grand from itIf you're a programmer etc. you can make double thatOnly downside is it's unreliable work and does vary on region, I think they onboard people in batches then rotate them out. Probably better in the US than the UK though
>>34160153whatever you need to tell yourself to support the brownification, be my guest. Nobody else is seething though, just being honest.
ATOGA ATOGA ATOGA
>>34160154they're all basically the same, the work is contract (generally) so you can apply for all and work on whichever ones you want
>>34160162I don't know any, can you give me your three favorites to check out?
>>34160159it is reliable if you do a good job consistently, i've had access to $40+ stuff for the past two and a half years, occasionally almost double. i am US though and was hired off another platform so i guess YMMV
>>34160165i really don't mean to sound rude when i say this, but it isn't trivial work and if you can't use google to figure it out yourself, you have zero chance of having any kind of success with jt
>>34160168why are you so gatekeepy about it? I'm sure I can figure it out but instead of writing three posts telling me nothing you could have also just given me a good tip on where to start
>>34160166Yeah poss. I'm in the UK, a friend referred me and some other people but no one else got past the starter assessment. Think I was doing alright on some projects cause I got tasks to review other people's work which paid a bit better. But yeah at the end of a quarter I just got a blank dashboard kek. Was a good side hustle while it lasted lol. US to UK currency conversion rate is a bit shit though
>>34160165Nta but Data Annotation Tech was the one I had the most success with outside of the US, there's also Stellar AI, Outlier, SuperAnnotate, Alignerr etc.There are plebbit threads that recommend other alternatives that crop up but it's a crapshoot reallyAlso check out babel.audio if you don't mind selling your voice to the corporate robot overlordsI will say that the work is incredibly repetitive and mundane for the most part and you're better off working at McDonald's unless you really commit to it
>>34160171>gatekeepylook, the work requires self-direction, simple as. being petulant and whiny at me for not doing what you can do just as well with google makes me certain that you're going to waste your time and whatever platform you choose's time. not trying to gatekeep, but it's just the reality of the work. your hands will not be held, you will be given no direction, and if you fuck up you're done, no second chances>>34160173oh i've heard of that for data annotation, yeah i think that means you got shitcanned lol
>>34160188lol you're so annoying sounding, would be surprised to find out you're not single.
>>34160193wouldn't date someone that can't use google :/
I would impregnate Emiru. I would impregnate Pokimane. I would impregnate JadeyAnh. I would impregnate Mikey Madison. I would impregnate Dua Lipa. I would impregnate Anya Taylor Joy.
>>34160204What about Sabrina Carpenter?
>>34160204I HAVE BEEN A LEADER IN FERTILIZATION
>>34160204I wouldn't impregnate anyone because I'm not fertile.
>>34160204It's fucked up that I only know who 2 of those people are
I don't want to go on a date anymore, I want to sleep in and jerk off
>>34160210No it isn't.
>>34160205She's got such an annoying aura to her, that overrides everything
>>34160188>think that means you got shitcanned lolProbs, I was drinking beer most of the time while doing it tbf. But like I said I got "promoted" on a couple of projects reviewing other people's work, so I have a tinfoil hat theory that they do also rotate people out in order to train the AI on a greater userbase. My friend experienced a similar thing where he suddenly stopped getting tasks after a quarterI typically just did the most brain-dead tasks I could find but didn't really bother doing more qualifications and such. So that's prolly a good idea if you want to try and maintain access to projects(You can circumvent it by just re-registering a burner phone number kek but that's against ToS blah blah)>>34160193Don't let that guy get you down, some of the tasks on there a monkey could do desu. But this kind of gig work is inherently cutthroat and unreliable. You unironically have more employer loyalty working somewhere like McDonald's and might have the opportunity to relocate
Lol life is so funny
is it normal to feel absolute euphoria after a second date
>>34160223sure, if things are going well (or you escaped a witch's curse)
>>34160223she will dump u for tyrone
>>34160226>tyronewhat law?
>>34160218how much were you able to make this way?
I'll try spinning, that's a neat trick.
>>34160193this hurt my feelings btw.
GendersDo you think you can live a fully happy, satisfied and meaningful existence with the total and complete absence of romantic connections?
>>34160253F, absolutely, yeah
Do fat girls get hornier than normal weight girls?
>>34160253M.No. But I get by with a sham mockery of simulated romantic connections from GF audio roleplays from youtube. That how I have been dealing with life so far. At this point I have given up hope of anything ever getting better than this.
>>34160253yeah, it's looking like i'm gonna have to. or, well, i'm halfway between assuredly dying alone or assuredly dying with the closest thing there is to a soulmate which, really is an odd posiiton to be in
>>34160253MI can't, no.I'm happy without them, but I could be happier. I'm certainly not satisfied.
>>34160242
>>34160253Mit's subjective imo. for some its absolutely useless, for some others its like being able to breathe.if you are very deeply emotional and want it badly then it will be tough.
>>34160221It doesn't sound very funny!
>>34160262Please link said simulations.
>>34160262I listened to a yandere mommy asmr video throughout the entire hour-long corporate meeting I was forced to attend. It went very smoothly. My boss made himself look like an idiot to our director again which was not good though.
>>34160253>Do you think you can live a fully happy, satisfied and meaningful existence MNo
Men are checking out of society at an alarming rate
Met an unreasonably pretty girl today.I love the way her hair was, and her adorable face with perfect lovely lips. And she had a glorious smile that made me feel happy just to be able to see it.
How do I ask a girl out that's always in a large group of friends (male and female friends group)? Im at college.
>>34160285slip her a note or follow her to the bathroom
>>34160273Just search for "girlfriend audio roleplay". There are tons of creators. Afterglow ASMR is probably one of my favourites.
>>34160262I don't really get how people listen to ASMR as anything but straight up sexual content.
Femanons, are you "serving cunt" as the kids say nowadays?
women are you checking out men at an alarming rate?
>>34160300ok. that sounds like a you-problem
>>34160301best I can do is serving can't
>>34157344When
>>34160302alarming to whomstve?
>want to be loved sincerely and fully>cant get over my insecurities and the feeling that the person would need to "settle" and always wish for something more if they married meanyone ITT struggle with this?Did you ever get over it?
>>34160308It would have been even funnier if you wrote "based" instead of "best".
>>34160309probably days, weeks ago i don't remember.>>34160313hello and kind of except i just found a single person that sincerely and fully loves me so that side-stepped the issue
>>34160316it won't happen again
>>34160313Yes of courseNot yet. I knew one person who thought I was incredible but that didn't last long
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>>34160308Are you slaying beyond comparison? Are you a girl boss baddie?
>>34160319How do you know it was me then
>>34160326no, none of that applies to me in the slightest
>>34160312alarming to you
>>34160329That's unfortunate, I'm sorry to hear that.
>>34160330the rate at which I am checking out men is zero, which is indeed alarming me slightly
>>34160336thank you for your sympathy in these trying times
>>34160328well you tend to project miserable vibes in a very regular way
>>34160351Okay Glad you're doing good in life
>>34160354could be better could be worse. future is extra uncertain, in a way that makes me squirm. but this is better than a future that is bad and certain. i hope you can find some peace soon
Long live King Bambi! For King and Country! >>34160344
Should I finish Prophecy of Pendor or start Bannerlord?
>>34160364Aren't you in loveYou'll be fine
>>34160381not that simple, i'm afraid D: there are external factors at play that have nothing to do with our love, and it isn't immediately clear if the aftermath will preserve that...didn't realize you were such a romantic though, misery-chan, although i guess misery DOES love company
>>34160387Now I know you don't know who I am lol but thats alright Well whats going on
>>34160373Finish your masturbatory habits and start getting some bitches.
>>34160373Finish what you started.
>>34160395well who are you then?>Well whats going onit's complicated and the topic is all tragedy. you could say she is haunted by demons, and these demons refuse to let us be together even a little bit. and the demons can be expelled, but it takes a lot of time and effort, and those are the two things that change people most. i'll support and encourage whatever she's like, in the end, but some possibilities are more...lonelier, than others.
>>34160417Be even more vague.
>>34160438hmmmone of us is having problems that are isolating and not easily solved, and that makes me anxious
>>34160238On the data annotation? Like a grand or so but I was doing it really casually just for some extra cashShould've grinded more before I got shitcanned lol>>34160253M, I mean i don't think it's a requirement to>>34160313Yeah, self-esteem issues are a bitch
