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I'm horny!
>>34160320I believe in you!
I do still wish someone loved me
>34160338And what's your question for the opposite gender.
Half the comments and quotes on this post are bitter women seething and calling him a manchild lmao. Women, do you get triggered when you see happy relationships?
A very good friend of mine is having to go off his hair meds (which have worked great for him) for health reasons. Possibly permanently. His birthday is coming up. I'm wondering if there's anything specifically related to balding that I could do or get him to make him feel better about it. He seems pretty distressed at the idea of losing his hair again. For the men who went through it, was there anything anyone ever did or said that cheered you up about balding?
>>34160341Will the opposite gender love me?
>>34160349Depends.
>>34160348get him a wig and a cap
>>34160321What's the best way to find women into niche interests? I'm into religious metaphysics and tabletop games.
>>34160333thanks, I appreciate that
Women, how would you react if your husband was secretly a degenerate the whole time you knew him? Weird fetishes, etc. Never asked you to take part in them and didnt need you to. But he also didn't feel comfortable being honest and open with you enough to ever let you know.
>>34160361I am assuming this to be the case by default
>>34160321Where do I meet clingy gf
>>34160360What keeps you on 4chan?
the image makes women mad because it implies that he had a good time and got to play video games while his wife had to cook. i guess that is upsetting because of gender roles that a lot of women feel pressured into
>>34160365Why get with someone at all if this is your assumption off the rip thenor do you just not date in general
>>34160370because having weird fetishes and not wanting to tell anyone is pretty normal human behavior, it doesn't really bother me
>>34160372basedalthough i wouldn't marry someone i can't be 100% open with
>>34160372Your partner is THE person to actually talk your kinks and fetishes with.
i don’t want to date. i want magically end up in a long-term, emotionally secure relationship.
>>34160372yeah but wouldn't you be sad they didnt trust you enough to be honest? Even if you love them enough to MARRY them?
>>34160361No way to know until I know. Some weird stuff could be fun, others would be a dealbreaker
>>34160348You could get him a hat and compliment him on his looks wearing it.
>>34160374I didn't say he couldn't be open if he wanted to, I'm just assuming there's probably things he won't ever tell me>>34160376duh, doesn't mean everyone will>>34160379>sad no, I'd trust him to decide what he thinks is worth sharing and what's better left untold
>>34160379>yeah but wouldn't you be sad they didnt trust you enough to be honest?Fuck off with shit like this.
I'm feeling ugly and insecure, therefore I have to ghost him
>>34160396I dont get how that's a bad question, I was just curious.
>>34160346He’s a manchild, and I don’t care about their relationship
>>34160397
Im pooping
women what do you like about not having a penis?
>>34160400https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-9xIRe0VdA
>>34160402This is how most of us men feel about women btw
>>34160404not having to deal with cum when masturbating and unwanted boners in inappropriate situations
>>34160404Wearing tight clothes I guess.
>>34160409ok
>>34160410>deal with cum when masturbatinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msYsvjaKIiA
why do you hate shy guys? seriously, it's like we are clothed with a repellent of womenwe aren't even bad, we just don't know how to react to affect because we never had any of iti'm so fucking tired
>>34160404Idk. no prostate cancer?
>>34160415
>>34160378>magically end up in a long-term, emotionally secure relationshipYou'll feel like you 'magically' ended there when it happens. But you do have to go on dates.
>>34160416I don't hate them they just don't speak to me so I think they hate me
>>34160416Hate? I forget you even exist
>>34160419After the ? mark in mine is the video link. I already removed the & and all identifiers after it.
>>34160321m or fwhat's your framework for understanding men and women?
>>34160416I like you guys, but I'm also shy and can't handle attention, so I never initiate anything either. sorry
plap
>>34160390what stuff for you is a dealbreaker? beyond basic shit like killing people and all that insanity
Man, femanons are extra depressed and sad today.
>>34160432it's all very simple and straight forward biology
>>34160432I don't care to understand men
Do autistical people have big butts and they can not lie?
>>34160432mhumans ARE just juicy machines, you know. people aren't nearly as complicated or unique as they like to think
>>34160436it's been a rough year already and we're barely halfway through january
If there is ever a mass genocide against undesirables by the government in your country, what traits of yours do you think will make you a likely victim? For me, partial gayness and partial autism would probably get me put in a death camp and incinerated. What about you?
>>34160442American or unrelated to that?
>>34160338Same
>>34160432https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbA-KAgj-ko
>>34160338it will happen this year
>>34160443maximum mental illness
>>34160443i mean its already happening to white people
>>34160453Grow up.
>>34160447I meant in my personal life but I suppose the geopolitical situation isn't looking too hot either
>>34160444There are so many men on this planet that should have never been born. If these men did just check out of society we would be so much better off. But what actually happens is they try to take everyone down with them.
>>34160440I dunno, but downies all seem to have big tits.
>>34160451Probably next year atp
>>34160435Nah, tell me the weird stuff and I’ll let you know
>>34160378Same
>>34160455am i wrong? we had a weird decade where you could publicly justify doing anything to someone because they were white (and male)
>>34160457Ok.
>>34160457America successfully called Russia's bluff by knocking a Russian client state in Latin America down a peg and is on the verge of successfully using Maximalist negotiating tactics to bring Denmark to the table about further U.S. access to Greenland. Both of these are net positives. How the fuck is that "looking not too hot" to you?
>>34160458I too would like us to regress to a stone age.
>>34160468lol
I'm 6'3, If I took a shit ton of steroids then started wearing slutty dresses in public, how do you think people would react? Do you think any other men would say something to me?
>>34160468And I forgot to add we might finally have a pro-American government in Iran again after over half a century, thank fucking God.
>>34160466>am i wrong?Not just that, but also delusional.>>34160468>negotiating tactics to bring Denmark to the table about further U.S. access to Greenland.The US moved soldiers off Greenland for decades and closed down military bases.You too are delusional.
>>34160469If all the male incels, bare branches and psychopaths were culled we would not regress to a stone age.
>>34160471people would just avert their gaze and shun you
FoidsWhat's keeping you from moving on from him
I'm too nervous to go on a date, should I ghost her? Say I'm not interested?
>>34160477nta but I wish people averted their gaze when I go outside, makes me feel uncomfortable when they look at me
>>34160480is that your goal?
>>34160478>What's keeping you from making a move on himI found out where he works and it's not somewhere I'm morally comfortable with.
>>34160474oh, golly, someone who pays no real attention to what happens around them but has strong opinions anywaymy favorite kind of someone
>>34160426But when we gather the courage to speak we are usually ignored because we are fucking weird. I think. Or at least me.>>34160428Yeah, it usually goes like that. Not even hate. Just nothing. At best? kindness or formality.>>34160433Well, it goes like that for us too. No need to be sorry. But I would like that things would go on my way for once in my entire life.
>>34160483is it pornhub?
>>34160481being perceivable should be illegal
>>34160484Nta. You are a moron, please give us extensive opinions on literally anything
>>34160485maybe you sound or look angry when you are nervous
>>34160475If half of men decided to stop going to work, civilization would crumble
>>34160443As a fat person, I wholeheartedly support fat genocide.
>>34160462im not really upset over my freaked out brain, I was more just curious about the question in general. but I will use my own because I also happen to be a degenerate myself. >extreme submissive>humiliation kink>pegging>futanari >femdom in general (not violent or aggressive)
>>34160485Why are you whining about this?
>>34160490Half of the men I'm talking about aren't even employed
>>34160468I wasn't thinking of that, sorry
>>34160481Then stay inside or wear a burka.
>>34160488take your pick, i'll give you my best shot
There's this bald guy on YouTube who keeps talking about how the Modern World of this decade is reviving the patterns of the Middle Ages, how the 2020s are the New Middle Ages.Does anyone here actually agree with him? I really think his claims are a stretch, like, oh, AI is the new Gutenberg Press! X or Y situation in the world is just like the Crusades! OnlyFans is just like medieval inns that doubled as group fuckfests, Blah blah blah
>>34160483Where?
>>34160492I would like this in a woman. Not you, sorry
>>34160484Ok, troll.Enjoy keep shitting up the thread.
I like latina hips and butt. I can't do crazy tho
>>34160482No
>>34160490If men stopped going to work, they would become homeless and eat shit out of a fucking dumpster.
>>34160498Dating apps, throw in some charts
>>34160503All hispanics are kinda crazy.
>>34160499He sounds dumb. He came up with an idea that he thought sounded smart and then came up with some bullshit to support it is what it sounds like to me. People who really glaze AI are usually people who don't even understand how it works, because if they did they wouldn't be that impressed.
>>34160499nah he's right, there's nothing new under the sun, it just slightly changes it's face I wouldn't specifically say it's the same as the middle ages, it's more s repeating cycle in general
>>34160501Yeah I don't tell actual irl women about it for obvious reasons lmao but the original question was more about hiding things in general.
>>34160499I think life is beyond fixing for us and that we're cooked
>>34160516That's what peasants and monks thought in the Middle Ages too.
Anyone else have sexual ocd? Like actually
>>34160440Explains why I'm packin back there
Are these horrors all just the beginning? Is it only going to get worse?
>>34160516>>34160521Haven't humans been writing about how the endtimes are imminent for nearly as long as we've been writing at all?
>>34160523Actually, yes. I've been weirdly mentally fixated on images of masturbation and sodomy for years. Unfortunately some of my OCD fixations involve non consensual sodomy/buggery as a demonstration of power in a group environment.
>>34160512Secrets are good, but not for relationships
>>34160526there's really no way to tell with certainty
>>34160443If they saw my shitposts here I'd be in the firing range immediately>>34160480Don't overthink it dude, go on the date, you'll be good for it>>34160416NAG but do you interact with girls IRL?Are you sure you're not just insecure and assuming that they hate you?I'm super shy but have dated in the past and stuff. Sometimes opposites attract and if you meet someone outgoing and chatty they might take a liking to you
>>34160528Humans are like cockroaches we can't be stamped out, we can only get worse and worse
What is it like to be in a frat?
>>34160321Women how would you feel if your husband bought matching I <3 my wife/husband shirts
>>34160507don't even need charts because this is all straightforward, have a fennekin instead. they're spiritually gross for presenting people as if they are items in a catalogue, commoditizing relationships and romance at the cost of organic romance at large, the actual people (idk if this happens to guys but i'm sure it does) act disgustingly uniform as they converge on the same looks, profile quips, etc., like all popular apps they are designed to manipulate you efficiently using very basic neurology (see here >>34160441) to control your behavior, they leave you open to manipulation by deciding who you see, and they likely track as much data as they can about you, which is directly antagonistic to your life and liberty. if human beings had any sense, they would murder tech corpos in the streets, but they don't because they really love that they can turn their washing machine on using their phone while at the super market, thus they deserve all of this.satisfied?
>>34160531>just tell your partner every single thing at all times no matter what No.
Women would you date a clumsy fuck who almost dropped his phone and accidentally clicked on one of the numerous obnoxious porn AI ads on the bottom of the page?
I am declaring spiritual jihad on MEN
>>34160528And how many of those cultures survived with the same borders?
>>34160535You are frequently masturbated and sodomized against your will. Genital groping is common.
>>34160531Privacy is a human right. Secrets are part of privacy.
>>34160537Yeah let’s dork out and go watch a game
>>34160540NAG but I have the same question except they did drop their phone numerous times and the screen is cracked as hell
>>34160542You're descended from people who lived in countries that no longer exist in the same form they did 1000 fucking years ago, dummy.
>>34160541What will you do to us D:>>34160547Were countries even like a thing 1000 years ago lol
>>34160541I am declaring spiritual jihad on MENnonites
Men should wear eyeliner more often. Not as a femboy thing. Just slap black eyeliner on any ol' dude. Shlickable af. I say this as a biovagina-haver or what-have-you. When will my prince in dark eyeliner sweep me off my feet?
>>34160546I raw dog my phone but somehow I still haven't cracked it
>>34160540yeah sure. I'm also clumsy so it doesn't bother me as much
ynr 4b movement
>>34160550It looks gay
>>34160530Ironically, mine revolves around sexual stuff. Stuff I’d rather not talk about. According to the internet, and chat gpt, I don’t ACTUALLY like the things that trigger a sexual response because it’s accompanied with feelings of distress, and disgust, but idk why I can get off to it. It’s confusing and depressing.I feel crazy, anon. I haven’t left my house in a while and I’ve not been eating properly.
>>34160542Pointless question. Borders shifting has been a constant of human civilization for as long as borders have existed.
>>34160550Yeah, I'm down to wear a little eyeliner. I'm not gonna do it myself but if my hypothetical gf wanted it then I'd let her put it on me
>>34160539Sorry anon that post was for non-autistic people. They have something called common sense, often used in social settings.
Gorse sucks, hope you guys never have to deal with this.
>>34160547...Yes, that's my point, dummyThe people saying "The end times are coming" were right every single time
>>34160540Yeah sure. I have a crack on my screen and I actively watch AI porn
>>34160531Yeah but if you know your lover is gonna be put off by a specific thing you're into, just dont take the risk. t. girlfriend told me she thought it would be hot to let a dog lick peanutbutter off her cooch (we didnt even have a dog so telling me this literally accomplished nothing either way). wish she hadnt.
>>34160550monkey's paw: you get your prince charming, but he has the world's blackest skin (confirmed) and the makeup is not visible.
>>34160553Back to discord with you.
>>34160559Buy a goat.
>>34160561>I actively watch AI pornEw.
>>34160557You gonna let her paint your toenails too? Letting your girl treat you like a doll never bodes well.
>>34160560Yes but it's just the end of specific political configurations, not the entire human race. And enough people survived that generations of them fucked and made you somewhere along their family tree.It's like how on Star Trek there's a United Earth government that forms after a Second U.S. Civil War becomes the basis of a World War and a bunch of fucking people die, but there are still enough left over to build a Space Navy.
>>34160550i feel like only attractive men would benefit from things like this. men with zero feminine features/round faces etc would look absolutely goofy in makeup of any kind
>>34160544Yeah things like cheating should be kept hidden. Guys don’t mind being cucked as long as they don’t know about it
Is it heretical to say that Jesus was an allegory and not a real person?
>>34160558Then how about you be more specific about them being meaningful secrets, not just “secrets”.
>>34160577a truth appreciator understands he is both.
>>34160577Only if you are Christian or present yourself as such.
>>34160569>You gonna let her paint your toenails too? Letting your girl treat you like a doll never bodes well.She can paint my left hand but my toes are off limits
>>34160564Current girlfriend? You people have no self-respect.
>>34160557>>34160569Honestly, I would love this. That's what a real woman looks for in a man.>>34160554K-pop boys look gay and they're pretty successful.>>34160565That's impressive in its own right.>>34160572I mean yeah, but also no. There are ugly-to-mid guys whose unattractive features can be hidden or distracted from by using makeup or fashion. There are definitely dudes out there who need guyliner rn. But it's to a point.
If I teach English in Turkey, will I get raped?
>>34160577That is literally the definition of a heresy
>>34160568I like it, no amount of bitchy ew’s will stop that
>>34160586Only it you're male
>>34160567You can rent them.
>taking me back to that time in high school where a girl painted my nails and braided my hair
>>34160584I still love her dearly. Just because shes into something I find gross doesn't mean I don't love her.
>>34160567They're not dependable, they'll just pig out on grass and leave the gorse.
>>34160585>K-pop boys look gay and they're pretty successfulI'm not selling my soul for pussy/fame, I have zero respect for those niggas
Whats it like to be charismatic and beautiful
>>34160577No, some priests do that too. If you actually put logic to magic it falls apart so it’s often used as metaphor etc
>>34160591Women really do enjoy a little confem
>>34160595Why don't you tell us
>>34160598I don't knowww don't make me bluuuusshshhhh
>>34160595it's tough. people always target you, but you learn to survive it
>>34160578The post was for non autistic people. I got it.
>>34160595I dont know what its like to have both but having half of the package is still pretty rad so I figure having both would be twice as radical
>>34160596Priests like to wiggle their pee pees inside boy butts! GROSS!
>>34160595It’s nice and makes you feel special
How can I convince a skinny beanpoll of a woman that I like her body? My previous gf was quite curvy and I think she gets insecure sometimes.
>>34160487why?>>34160496but I need to go outside sometimes
>>34160605That too. Two things can be true
>>34160601HeheBut you look so cute when you do
>>34160585>Honestly, I would love this. That's what a real woman looks for in a man.I did all of the things you're mentioning solely because she wanted to and whenever we argued or I disagreed with her she turned it back on me calling me a faggot and all other sorts of things directly related to the activities she wanted to do. Women wanting to do things un-masculine with their men then losing respect/their idea of them warping negatively is not an incel meme, it happens all the time.
>>34160607>beanpollWhat is your iq/native language
>>34160586Hopefully
>>34160608Do you? I mean, between vitamin D pills and everything you can order online, you may not need to as much as you think. You can even work remotely from home nowadays, I mean.
>>34160612>Women wanting to do things un-masculine with their men then losing respect/their idea of them warping negatively is not an incel meme, it happens all the time.That is a meme. What's not a meme is men not clocking that their gf is a psycho bitch and then acting like all the little things she did were the cause and not the symptom.
>>34160613nta are you not familiar with that slang term used to describe a thin woman?
it's "beanpole" tho
>>34160621It's a beanPOLE you dumb fucks. Not a poll.
>>34160416Why would I prioritize interacting with someone who gives no indication he wants me to?I imagine men go for shy girls because she has big tits or he thinks she'll be easy to swindle or control or something but those motives do not exist for 99.9% of women
oh, were you not entertained?
>>34160623SHITMy mistake, guys. I totally meant that. Brain fart, my bad.
>>34160613interrogating people on their native language for obvious typos is the best way to out yourself as ESL
Women if you got into a fight with your bf and he told you you were only good for your pussy would you be able to forgive him later.
How yall .is niggas been moving since the HTN filter got implemented
>>34160629Literally not even a typo he's just retarded. I'm the only white dude on this board and I'm sick and tired of you fucks.
>>34160630No, I would leave him. But a lot of women have no self respect and might forgive.
>>34160630I can't picture him being that vulgar, ngl. People that talk like that, do they even have gfs?
Bro is listening
I could go for a red bull right now
>>34160527>If a girl comes up to you and flirts kindly turn her downRetard the goal is to make women so lonely that they become the ones who have to approach
>>34160634im the same way as a man, gf would say absolutely heinously rude and demeaning shit to me if she got upset but i still stayed with her for 3 yearsjust a lot of desperate and co-dependent people out there, unfortunately.
>>34160633Oh, like you've never messed up the spelling of two words that sound exactly the same... you don't even know how late it is where anon is posting.
>>34160593I suggested it because my parents had success using them to get rid of blackberry bushes.
I hate seeing alcohol in shops or in online supermarket brochures for deals of the week.
>>34160630nag and really depends on the person and our history but if the opposite were true and a girl told i was only good for my pussy, i would very likely leave them. i'd probably leave them just for getting to that point, i don't have the time or patience to wrangle children that i didn't help conceive
>>34160643NTA but the only reason I have done this is because I am retarded with severe ADHD and the antipsychotics I take for my Tourette's also make me mix up words.
>>34160640But it’s 7:08pm on the only coast in the world that matters. That’s too late for so much caffeine.
>>34160646Pussy
I need a chubby mommy gf who's always baking some new bomb ass shit like fruity pebbles cheesecake bars or raspberry white chocolate cookies every other day.
>>34160642Yes a lot of people are fucked up from having narcissistic parents. They think someone acting like they don't like you and treating you like shit is love. It's really not their fault but unless they get therapy and acknowledge why they're like that they might not ever change.
>>34160592Beastiality. It’s beastiality, anon.
>>34160630Nah, I'd be out within an hour if I even heard he's spoken to a different woman like that before he met me
>>34160645nta what's wrong with blackberry bushes? Are they really invasive?
>>34160643No because I'm not an illiterate idiot and I actually speak English. Brown people are the worst thing to ever grace the internet and this country.
Women, what year did (You) first have sex? And what year did you have the best sex of your life in?
>>34160650Or doesn't affect me
>>34160661I have never had sex. It seems scary.
Women, worst crash out?
>>34160663A vagina feels very squishy around your penis.
>>341606612013I've never had good sex
>>34160665I don't have a penis.
>>34160669Wanna change that
>>34160663>I have never had sex. It seems scary.Why?
>>34160625>or he thinks she'll be easy to swindle or control or somethingThe fantasy headcannons you girls make up in your heads because subconsciously you want to be dominated truly baffles me.
>>34160654yeah this is ultimately why it's depend on the person. i'm probably more willing than most to extend an olive branch, but they need to look me in the eye and admit their mistake
>>34160671Why to which thing?
>>34160667Dang, sorry.
Can anyone answer the beanpoll question? It was a legitimately good question.
>>34160643I bet you write “should of”.
Women, why are you so easy
>>34160672The amount of irony in this post is so baffling you can't be anything but a falseflagging femcel pretending to be some incel projecting hard
>>34160673No I'm talking about the people that accept abusive behavior, not the abuser lol. I used to be co-dependent but I'm better now.
>>34160674The scary part?
>>34160653why do you have to call it mommy gf weird ass
>>34160681Because you have to take your clothes off and let someone touch you and you have to touch them too
>>34160672Nta but that's what I think of shy girls. They look innocent and vulnerable and probably won't put up a lot of resistance
>>34160680oh that too lol. but you have to come from miserable beginnings in SOME dimension to act that way to begin with, all people should have the opportunity to reflect, admit fault, and do better imo and i think the more you can help people do that, the better
>>34160684That's hot tho?
>>34160684That's hot though.
>>34160667ngl that sounds miserable, sorry to hear it. i suck at sex myself but i hope you find at least something good in your life buddy
>>34160677You remind me of those stuck up teachers that everyone hates that when you ask "can I go to the bathroom?" they're like, "I don't know, CAN you?"
>>34160550You can put eye liner on a dude kek, one girl I dated used to do that>>34160564>told me she thought it would be hot to let a dog lick peanutbutter off her coochYou're dating BlueValk?>>34160640Same but it's past midnight hereMighty No. 9 kicking my ass rn, this game wasn't worth £2>>34160646How come, are you an alcoholic?>>34160676>beanpollI vote yes for string bean gfs
>>34160689>>34160688Well imaging myself in that situation makes me feel distressed more than anything
Good night, atogans.
>>34160667Then you’ve never liked the people you’ve fucked.
>>34160684i know this feel too well :(
>>34160657Their yard was overgrown with them and they wanted the space iirc.
>>34160694It'll be exciting, being that close with somebody you (hopefully) love.
>>34160692I vote we intentionally spell and use the wrong version of words to piss off the grammer nazi.
>>34160692Don't reply to me, shitface.
>>34160702its grammar, thirdie
>>34160699I hope you took some to bake or make wine.
>>34160595You get 90% of the women
State gender:What are some fictional races you'd have sex with?
M, why can't I engage in a passionate romance with someone like out of my favorite romantic comedies growing up, Romancing the Stone, Music and Lyrics, and Love Actually? Why can't those movies be my adult experience of love?
>>34160704>its
>>34160655Yeah and it's a desire. She never actually did it or indicated she wanted to try it, just that it was something she was embarrassed about. You people are so harsh
>>34160707Your mom.
How do I know if I'm getting laid on the first date?
>>34160707Dragon Age elf chicks can get some.Damn I might have to go play DA2.
>>34160702He is actually more of a Grammar Napoleonist than a Grammar Nazi. Now that Napoleon has fallen out of favor and been exiled to Elba, he must face political imprisonment.
>>34160707MBlack
>>34160708it is cultural sugar. it distills real life emotions into exaggerated experiences so it grabs our attention.
>>34160704Read my comment. Slower. Then look for context.
>>34160707Pale mediterranen women
>>34160704kek
Testing to see if I was banned.
>>34160707Indigenous American women.
>>34160717how about you try spelling words write, dipass
>>34160619yeah but I need some sort of exercise, don't get me wrong I don't want to interact with people I just need fresh air once in a while
is it true that lady parts smell like fishies?
how can i be more funny?
>>34160724just wait til you get a taste, like salty coins and milk
>>34160707>State gender:M>What are some fictional races you'd have sex with?Asari, Sith, Twileks, Vulcans, probably Fae, Tieflings, and all kinds of Elves. But probably Dunmer above all.
>>34160726i would tell you, but then i'd have to make you laugh
>>34160707MI wished white women existed in real life.
>>34160732bro!
>>34160722You can do this, anon, I believe in you. Read the first part of the sentance and then the last part and then try to link them and consider the possibility that I may be taking the piss out of you somehow.
Can someone encourage me to go do leg day?
>>34160661>Women, what year did (You) first have sex? And what year did you have the best sex of your life in?20262026
>>34160707FWhite man that likes me
>>34160707Fandorian
>>34160738>account based in Seoul
>>34160738What's your ethnicity?
why do women randomly groan and whimper? the women at my job just randomly make noises while they sit in their spots. One for some reasons starts speaking to herself if her and i are the only ones in the room
>>34160710If you were to tell her it would be hot to watch her have a train run on her, how well do you think that would go?
>>34160741no>>34160742White
>>34160712Bumb
>>34160708>why can’t literal fiction become my reality?It’s a mystery…
What is the purpose of an Andorian's antennae?
>>34160748evidently, balance and orientation. Shran got one of his cut off and then he was stumbling around
>>34160735i'm not the one missing piss mr. nigger
>>34160736Go do leg day so you can run from your problems.
I'm so hungry but I'm not allowed to eat that stuff
>>34160743they are little puppies that were memed into corporate work and need to be given pats and cuddles for enrichment
Why are wahmen like this?
>>34160753Shirataki rice and noodles. Thank me later
>>34160756Why do men think women make any such distinctions? You're literally all rapists and killers, not just ones from other countries.
>>34160759I can't eat rice or noodles.
>>34160756>these people want you broke, dead, your kids raped and brainwashed, and they think it's funny.- sam hyde
>>34160718>Tfw my Italian gf has pink nipples and blue eyesComfy
>>34160761Trust me, look at them. Packs at walmart are like 5 calories
>>34160744She doesnt judge me for my fantasies at all either.
>>34160346Surely the ire should be focused on the fact he's mixing what looks like God's worst macaroni cheese with a mystery slab of meat
>>34160766That's not tthe issue
>>34160760If you believe that then you're even more retarded than I thought. No wonder women never had any political power.
>>34160348The only thing which ever made me feel better was "wow, you look good/you would look good bald though".
i'd like a hug from a woman, damn it. i'm so tired i just want to turn off my brain and be physically comforted. is this so much to ask?
>>34160768nta, good on you both
I'm so tired uh oh
>>34160745Damn you must be mentally disabled to not be able to bag a guy.
>>34160776stop stealing my lines
Why come on here to brag about your partners
>>34160432I'm extremely good at putting myself in other people's situations and imagining the stressors or hopes or insecurities I might have if I were them.
>>34160738sorry for being vague at you earlier, it was just a sensitive subject and stuff.
>>34160779I love my gf
Women, how did you meet your FWB, or last hookup?
>>34160769>mystery slab of meatBruh that's clearly a sirloin.
>>34160432mastrology
>>34160781Simp
>>34160786uh, i don't think you know what that means
I'm honestly starting to not even care when women get raped.
>>34160788I do and you are one
>>34160794uh huh.
>>34160788technically just means simpleton
Your mistake is thinking that "simp" means anything at all.
Why don't women want to do coffee dates? It's either your or their place
Women would you enslave all the moids here and force them to work in a diamond mine if it meant you got the profits from their labour?
>>34160793I don't mean anything bad when I treat men like that, why do you think I'd be upset if they were equally polite with me? That is what I want and expect
I'm going to start Batista Bomb'ing foids onto pavement.
>>34160801>Why don't random women want to go to my house or invite me to theirsI hate anime posters
>>34160804Stop replying to bots.
>>34160361Sounds like he doesn't want consent in what to participate in if he doesn't open his mouth.
>>34160810It's a real autist posting those forced AI pastas by hand
Dawwg IM CRINE ts lowk tuff
>>34160812>It's a [...] autistLike I said: A bot.
>>34160808That's not what I said
>>34160813i wouldn't cry anon, this world aint worth the tears
Found a girl. We broke up once after 5 years of dating but she came back because she saw I lived like pic related and she couldn't live with seeing me like that.Women, what goes through your mind, is this some sort f "I can fix him/make him.happy"?
>>34160664Punched through a storm door in second grade because a guy was bullying me.Needless to say I won.
>>34160402>>34160409this, I can't even look a girl in to her eyes cause I'm a big, scary ugly cunt and I might scare her or some shit, worst feeling ever
When this gay ass globohomo state finally comes to an end and we reclaim power, we need to start forcing like 80% of foids to write forced confessions of their sins like they did in Pol Pot's Cambodia then let the fascist youth have their way with them. Who's with me on this?
For an allegedly racist site 4chan really loves using ebonics.
>>34160825>when we get rid of this shit, i can't wait to eat crap
>>34160402>>34160824Same nigga except I'm a wiry scrawny ugly cunt. I just avoid women and people in general.
>>34160825I think fantasies are fun in your own head but once you start talking about it to other people that shit becomes cringe as fuck.
How do you get over the fact your gf/wife is flirting with other guys in college/work when you're not around? Its like women forget they're taken the minute they develop a crush or catch some feelings towards someone who isn't with them. Its very rare that I met a woman that liked me but acted reserved, most women would have no problem flirting or even suggesting things. Maybe its just what the dating scene looks like these days but I'm not ok with it and low key puts me off from wanting to ever get married, let alone have a serious relationship.
>>34160831>s(he) thinks it's a fantasyHahaha oh sweetie pie snookum cakes sugar muffin, we're gonna make the Taliban look like fucking feminists.
>>34160837>sweetie pie snookum cakes sugar muffinPretty gay thing to call another man do you have some hidden feelings
>>34160832Cheat on her in advance
Sometimes I don't feel like a human. I look at me and I look at normal people and I'm like man there's no way we're the same thing.
>>34160832MI think it's pretty much unavoidable these days. Just make sure you're giving her attention without being a doormat, and that you're fucking her well. Take solace in the fact that most women don't cheat, and the flirting is just empty.
>>34160402realest shit everbrutal as fuck, dont know how to remedy it tbqh
>>34160843being human is overrated anyway. you ever take a look at the shitheap society arouns you, and the dummies that act content in it?
>>34160843Hey, I feel like this too. Sometimes I really don't feel like a person I feel like I am literally just a thing that is here and I'm inhabiting a body and aware of that. But I don't feel like that means anything.
>>34160402I'm not insecure about my looks. What makes me insecure is being a poorfag surrounded by women looking for a provider.
Should a guy have a stubble, beard or be clean shaven?
>>34160857if you're fat, don't have a beard just to hide it. that's even more pathetic than being fat in the first place.
>>34160851I mean I just feel like a Chinese knockoff of a person. I know it's technically got all all the parts but it's extremely dubious and low quality. Not like depersonalization or anything.
>>34160861It's over. 24bmi is too much
>>34160861This is fucking stupid. No one is using a beard to hide being fat unless they somehow manage to look like Cousin Itt. Hiding a double chin is not hiding the rest of your fat ass.
>>34160857Niggas asking women to dress them up like Ken dolls will never not be funny. Just keep it how you like it.
>>34160707MGerudo hoes. Bitches be thick af
>>34160863Oh well in your case that sounds like a self-esteem issue.
>>34160872Not really, just a reflection. Any amount of esteem would just be delusional.
>>34160867When I said "it" I obviously meant the fat that makes up your double chins. Not your whole body. Obviously a beard can't hide that.
>>34160876If you're fat enough to have a double chin you're fat enough to be visibly fat as well
Femanons realize that men don't decorate because it's part of our mating strategy, right? It shows that we don't have another woman around. Then when one of us gets one she marks him as her own by buying 525,600 useless pillows.
>>34160877I had a double chin when I was 19 bmi, I still have one at 24
>>34160877Yes that's why I say having a beard to hide your double chin is pathetic.
Women, thoughts on the demonic niggers that decided to make flavoured coffee?
Bro's crashin out over hazelnuts.
>>34160773I would like a hug from a man, but we're likely 200 hours apart and will never meet. sad
>>34160891Vanilla
>>34160885Sorry but I love hazelnut and blueberry coffee
nymous01/14/26(Wed)17:38:38 No.34160888Women, how would you respond if your boyfriend requested a blowjob by telling you to "suck that dick, bitch!"?
>>34160885Are you calling yourself demonic? Did you make flavored coffee? What flavor?
I wonder what the result would be if you collected a bunch of sweat and used it to brew coffee...
>>34160781What does that have to do with me
It makes sense that there are reasonably attractive women in the world that have never been in a relationship or anything like that from simple coincidence, right? If that's the case how the fuck are you supposed to find them?
>>34160899it would probably taste bad i wont lie
>>34160897Slap him to the ground and then do it violently, duh.
>>34160903If they're attractive they're not in relationships because they don't want to be. If you found them they'd tell you to fuck off.
>>34160906>the poor behavior of rude entitled men get rewarded with what sensitive kind young men dream ofthis world is a prison..
>>34160908Why do you want to be molested by a woman that looks like someone photoshopped Donald Trump's hair on to a hippopotamus?
>>34160908What, I'm not allowed to correct my boyfriend?
I wanna pick up ms pickle and spin her around while she laughs and giggles. Then I'd hug her, and cradle her face while looking into her eyes, and kiss her.
>>34160915not necessarily from her but that treatment in general does sound nice yes
Would you date a woman who was shaped like an unreasonably self righteous bowling ball?
>>34160707MDemons
>>34160920what shape is an unreasonably self righteous bowling ball vs a plain bowling ball?
Is there any way I can learn to stop being so mean online? I don't do it for no reason, I'm only mean when someone else is rude to me first, but I feel like I escalate it too far compared to other people.
Has anyone ever had a canned meat product?
>>34160917Why
>>34160927You have to stop yourself before you post and be reflective of how mean you are sometimes.
>>34160707M Nordic women
>>34160917Who's ms pickle
>>34160820she seems like an idiot
>>34160927Can you give an example?
>>34160922>denji got to hug thisjealous asf
>>34160930Because you're cute and need a little fun and love in your life
>>34160927Before you post something, try to remember that each of us are actually people with feelings that can be hurt, not just words on your screen.
I read for four hours and now my eyes are tired :(
>>34160885NAW but I don't understand flavored coffee. It all tastes like complete ass to me regardless of the supposed "flavor." You're just paying more money for the same thing.
>>34160928I remember eating canned chicken once and it gave me salmonella
>>34160937Earlier today I responded to someone's ad for a writing partner, sending them some of my writing samples, custom settings, and plot ideas. Instead of saying "no thanks" they picked it all apart and told me everything they disliked about my material, even though I'd said numerous times that I didn't mind changing/adapting things with their input. So I replied back rudely, which probably just made me look petty.
>>34160945It's so fucking gross and overpowering. And the smell lingers in your kitchen and sticks to your machine. Hate milk and creamers too.
>>34160944Maybe you need glasses? :/
>>34160927I dunno, I come here specifically because I can start fights with people and shit on them with zero consequences. I like being mean.
>>34160940It's not fair
>>34160946nta was can bulged or chicken discolored?
If a situationship is when the physical side is there but the emotional side isn’t fully realized, what’s the opposite of that called?
Boobjes
I drink iced coffee with so much milk and creamer in it that its my favorite tasty little treat :)
How the fuck do socially retarded people ever get into relationships? I have no problem talking to women, I just don't know how to talk to people generally unless they're initiating and I actually feel comfortable being myself around them but that almost never happens, literally like 3 times in my lifetime and all 3 women were already taken. Dating apps never worked for me either. It just seems impossible.
>mfw I complete the third Captcha and click Post rather than Next
>>34160956I think it was a little pink but I didn't think much of it. It should have been cooked.
>>34160957friendzone
>>34160949Yeah you gotta have a thicker skin about that kind of thing. You put yourself out there so you have to always anticipate haters. You had the balls to do it so that is something to commend in the first place. One person's opinion is not something you need to take to heart. Sometimes telling someone off is the correct thing but it's usually not the correct answer when all they did is hurt your feelings. You'll be better off learning how to not let meaningless things bother you so much. And I'm speaking from experience here. I dunno if it's age or what but I simply do not care to get upset about the things I used to and it's so nice.
>>34160961>How the fuck do socially retarded people ever get into relationships?They don't. You're fundamentally broken if you can't do basic human interactions and romance is way out of your element.
>>34160961>How the fuck do socially retarded people ever get into relationships?They don't unless they are exceptionally hot and the other person does the heavy lifting
>>34160961I used tinder. I was on it for at least a year before I got results. Luckily I messaged my boyfriend first. He probably never would have talked to me if I didn't initiate it.
>>34160961They find another socially retarded person.
>>34160928Yeah?
>>34160955she'll always be in our hearts anon
>>34160967>They don't unless they are exceptionally hot and the other person does the heavy liftingI can confirm because I am socially retarded, exceptionally hot, and do let the women do the heavy lifting when it comes to starting a relationship
>>34160969It's not really the same for women 2bh, he'll just go along with your awkwardness if he wants to fug you.
>>34160944what were you reading?
>>34160978This bitch got Roaches in her crib
>>34160975dont you guys ever get tired of pretending like nothing is ever difficult for women too? Trying to talk in this thread is a huge bummer because of how insufferably you all are
Sorry if this is tmi but when going number 2 how do I prevent having to continuously wipe?
>>34160952I am using glasses! >>34160978vampire hunter D (volume 5)
>>34160982Don't have unfiberous poops.
>>34160941I've gone all day without freaking out or moping even though my problem isn't any betterbut Stuff like this isn't helpful, it just makes me feel petulant
>>34160907nuh uh, my friend found one in VR chat of all places. She's super cute and they're super cute together
>>34160981nah i actually get how shitty a lot of stuff is for women we just have different struggles so it can be hard to relate at times, theres tons of stuff im happy im not female for.
>>34160980doesn't sound very edifying. maybe your eyes are trying to tell you to pick better reading material.
>>34160961>How the fuck do socially retarded people ever get into relationships?We get adopted by patient extroverts and get to borrow their friend groups.
>>34160983>I am using glasses!Lol, oh, fuck... sorry. :) Maybe you need a new prescription or better light?
>>34160985nta is that even a word? Meaning what?
Gf came over last night and we had sex but I couldn’t help wondering to myself how do incels cope without getting laid?
>>34160987>VR chatwell that's a better place to look. I'm only on rizon and counterstrike servers and one contacted me from here pretending to be some azn qt3.14. It reeked of fed and I got fed up after "she" admitted to being a shartyfag
I'm so stoic and zen
>>34160981as long as men continue killing themselves at a higher rate than women, i am going to keep on assuming men have it worse
>>34160981I'm not wrong though. I'm not even one of the incel I hate women posters, it's just how it is.
>>34160981When you see how easy it is for women to fuck it gets blackpilling and hard to believe women struggle
>>34160985Fiber is really overrated. It can actually mess you up more unless you drink way more water.
>>34160983reading for hours at a time will make your eyes tired no matter what. my eyes are tired just reading this thread.
>>34160992Means ear fiber. Fruit, grains, artichokes, green peas, Brussels sprouts, collard greens, broccoli, kale, and sweet potatoes or regular potatoes (skin included)
>>34160982I dunno I wipe and wipe and there's still shit. My diet is fine. I even tried psyllium husk. My body is broken.
>>34161003>artichokes, green peas, Brussels sprouts, collard greens, broccoli, kaleHow to destroy your thyroid 101
>>34161003Eat*
>>34160991heh don't worry!yeah I might need a new prescription. or like >>34161002 says, it's probably just me reading for a long time.>>34161002how long have you been in this thread?
>>34160996See, it's not that women don't try to kill themselves as much, it's that the men actually succeed.
>>34160933The aliens?
>>34161008Or you could just put a potato in your asshole, holistically, I guess.
>>34160933>>34161012>aliensAgartha is inner Earth, not aliens
>>34161010not long, but i was reading a book earlier. my eyes are always tired>>34161011plenty of men try and fail at suicide too. for every successful male suicide, there's five unsuccessful ones. modern life's just that hard for guys, sad!
>>34161008>t. Jew with goiterLmao in iodine faggot
>>34160986I'm sorry I'm just airing my thoughts on an anonymous image board. I don't really know how bad your problems are. I would date you though. And I'm glad you had a better day.
>>34160999why do you think that women have the same goal as you of fucking literally anything that will let them?
>>34161019Go back to reading your book
>>34161016Based and Agartha pilled
>>34160825>how do incels cope without getting laid?>>34160837>>34160993
>>34161020Sorry It's not your fault I don't think you would though esp if you don't know who I am I wouldn't say it was better but I felt calmer
>>34161022Hahaha get fucked jew you have parasites in your ass
>>34161008>How to destroy your thyroid 101Evidence?
>>34160999>that picIsn't she a hotwife?
>>34161026It's ok there's nothing to be sorry aboutYou're right I don't really know you I'm just saying the problem you keep talking about wouldn't throw me offWell calmer is better than turbulent and crying isn't it, that's good
>>34161031Just look up (((khosher))) salt and why every modern recipe book recommends it
>>34160661>Women, what year did (You) first have sex? And what year did you have the best sex of your life in?1953. 1999.
You guys/girls have any health problems?
>>34161038MFucking all of them
>>34161035You said you didn't know about my problems
>>34161038I have my ancestors to thank for my perfect hunter gatherer genetics
>>34161000Do you like shitting liquid or something? Because that's weird.
>>34161040Yeah I don't know ALL of them, I'm talking about the one you keep bringing up.
>>34161038Yeah but mostly because I'm a drunk.
women, your response?
>>34160928I have eaten spam on like 3 occasions. Was actually ok. And tuna but I feel like that's not what you're after here. >>34161000Ohhhhh that explains this morningnta>>3416066120112025 was a good year for me in that respect
>>34161046Hood niggas if they were white
GenderHow much spiciness can you tolerate
>>34161038yeah, when I hit 25 its like my body just shut down. 5 years later and doctors, specialists and everyone else involved can't tell whats wrong. Guess I'm just fucked forever or maybe thats just what getting older is like
>>34161046I can't read anymore.
>>34161044Sorry
>>34161043There's lots of evidence stating that too much fiber can be bad, especially added too quickly, causing gas, bloating, cramps, constipation or diarrhea. It can also cause bowel obstructions.
>>34160928Oh no goyim not the imitation crab meat
>>34161046depends on his face
>>34161038FSuddenly yes
>>34161046Male "thirst traps" are so cringe. You can tell this dweeb just got done watching a dozen different youtube videos about the female gaze and actually thinks he's hot by wearing a mask and doing that hand motion.
>>34161038yeah, waking up in society every day
>>34161046He's hot, not for the balaclava or the tattoos but he has 10/10 bone structure
>>34161046Dudes can be 6'4, wearing a chain and a ski mask, covered in tats, wanna act like a badass fine, but the minute they start begging for female attention they out themselves as the biggest bitches of the seven seas.
>>3416105025? Shit, bro... are the rest of your family messed up as well?
I want to date older women with cute pudgy bellies who are easy to talk toWHY CAN'T I FIND THEM? WHERE ARE THEY?
>>34161059>Male "thirst traps" are so cringeDo they need to seem effortless to be effective?
>>34161062This. If any woman actually wanted you you wouldn't be on tiktok doing this shit.
>>34161055You typically stew veggies for moisture.
>>34161053You like that word don't you. What are you sorry about.
>>34161046I hate him>>34161049FI can tolerate more than I enjoy so, 6/10 I guess?
>>34161046We already know this
>>34161058Story time?
>>34161067Are you British?
>>34161046Also, "booktok girlies" are so disillusioned with real men in the first place. They know you are a piece of shit who will make their lives miserable that's why the only men they like are not real.
>>34161071No sorry I am not allowed!! I'll be fine I think I'm just getting old
>>34161069Hate sex can be hot
>>34160696Gnight anon <3>>34160707Whatever all the alien races in Urusei Yatsura are>>34160776Get some sleep>>34160801Most first dates I went on involved coffee, drinks or food>>34160879NAG but you can never have enough pillows
>>34161068Don't know
It's odd. I was essentially raised to be a house husband but I'm attracted to motherly types who do the caring. I mean I could theoretically date a small, thin girl who needs to eat more but I go "hummunahummuna" at soft bellies like >>34161064 does
>>34161063kinda, but they're in their 50's so its understandable to have health problems then. I got fucked at 25 already. Time to pull the plug I guess
>>34161073No. I'm from the beaches.
>>34161076It'd be funny if this dude came on here and started posting this because he wasn't getting any attention on his tiktok haha wouldn't that be hilarious.
>>34161075Dammit, anon, now I'm concerned irl. :) Hope you're doing ok anyways.
>>34161076I think I'm too old for that. Hard to get aroused when you think he's a piece of shit.
>>34161083Even if I am not okay It's okay, It's not the end of the world
>>34161081>The BeachesI think my mum made fun of my aunt for crying during that movie once
>>34160928Does tuna count>>34160961>How the fuck do socially retarded people ever get into relationshipsWe don't lol (or at least they don't last)>>34160982Idk check your diet, maybe you have an intolerance or deficiency
Hey, booktok girlies. I'm 7'2", love grass, and make a mean barbecue.Your response?
>>34161049M. My mouth can tolerate a decent amount but my stomach can barely tolerate any these days.
>>34161038>You guys/girls have any health problems?Probably, can't go to the doctors yet.
>>34161088>Does tuna countNot for this question.
Women how would you feel if your bf made fun of you for your music tastes.
>>34160993>how do incels cope without getting laid?I've got bigger problems in my life than that kek>>34161038Physically apparently I'm in decent healthMentally however I'm a total basketcase, I can't cope with anything>>34161046This has to be satire lol
>>34161038Yeah I'm one of those people who is scared of sex because they don't understand what sexual attraction even is because they've never felt it. The problem is no one recognizes this as a health problem and just tells me "oh that's normal you don't need to feel bad for how you are."
>>34161089Do you look like the elf guy from A Court of Thorns and Roses who transforms into a wolf? No? Then fuck you.
How do I get a bisexual gf?
>>34161077>you can never have enough pillowsIf you have to remove pillows from a piece of furniture in order to use it, you have too many pillows.
>>34161038Uh, I'm mentally autistic and have a high-functioning kratom addiction?
>>34161049>GenderM>How much spiciness can you tolerateA decent amount for a gringo.My gf's latinx family said it's a relief that they won't have to change their cooking.
Women what would you do if your bf absolutely hated buying things online?
>>34161089>booktokhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IG5zrQxPICk
>>34161096Actually making fun of me or just teasing? I had a boyfriend who majored in jazz composition and he was pretty judgemental. I just stopped talking to him about music I liked and eventually broke up with him. Not just because of that but like, the attitude was a factor.
>>34161038F need a wheelchair
>>34161078You know what I know
>>3416108430's?
>>34161049M, I'm a whitebro but I grew up among Indian and Pakistani expats on the coast of the Arabian Gulf (I refuse to call it the fucking Persian Gulf) so level 10 spicy.
>>34160993Lol, is this fucking Toronto.
>>34160961I need to see a complete set of unscripted interactions between two young people to know how conversations lead to sex. I seriously cannot tell how they work without being able to analyze a real example first
>>34161108Was he autistic?
>>34161106Is this a problem? I only resort to buying online when I can't find whatever it is within an hour and a half's drive of home.>>34161111Yeah
>>34161038Basically a shutin NEET boyfailure with thyroid problems>>34161050same experience, but age 19-20 instead
>>34161099That's is normal through, most women aren't sexually attracted to men.
>>34161106I don't see why that's something I have to care about. Let him do him.
>>34161108>majored in jazz compositionLmfao
>>34161117Probably.Actually yeah definitely.
>>34161095OhThen no I don't eat canned meat, I just go butchers on a Saturday morning, £20 for loads of stuff>>34161102I disagree, also kots love pillows>>34161107I didn't realise TikTokers read books nglMy ex was a TikToker and the only book I ever saw her read was Elle magazine>>34161107Ironic for a YouTuber to preach about the internet ruining literature...
>>34161117>paid money to dedicate 4 years to jazz composition...
>>34161113Brown detector is going off the charts
>>34161123Get thisIt was a dual major, the other one was computer science. I know I know, what was I thinking
>>34161116>inb4 it's just sErEnDiPiTy, tRuSt tHe Pr0CeSs, "you'll know," etc.
>>34161065Yes, women like geuinine nonchalant confidence and style. This dude is just trying too hard and women see through it. It works the other way around because men have unga bunga brain and simp for women no matter how ostentatious they are.
>>34161089You're going to let me butcher you? Bet.I'll have plenty of leftovers to freeze.
>>34161125>didn't realise TikTokers read books ngl>My ex was a TikToker and the only book I ever saw her read was Elle magazineThey just read porn with a high fantasy facade
>>34161127I hope you are aware that white people sometimes live, work, or grow up in "brown" countries, you racially obsessive weirdo.
>>34161126>paidHe didn't. His parents did.I think that was a factor.The motherfucker spent $7,000 on chicken wings in a single year at school.
>>34161125>Ironic for a YouTuber to preach about the internet ruining literature...Her videos are worth it for the quasi-gothic dyke buns and Canadian accent.
>>34161134Unconvinced
>>34161096>Women how would you feel if your bf made fun of you for your music tastes.I don't have a bf. Hypothetically I would ask to listen his music playlist
>>34161106I can do the online shopping.
>>34161137Is she an actual muff diver?
>>34161138Let's imagine that you're right and I'm ethnically brown. Why the fuck do you care? Like, what's your obsession with this topic?
>>34161096If my boyfriend made fun of my music taste but I knew he loved me it'd be fine. If he made fun of my music taste because he actually hates me, I'd leave him.
>>34161133LoolI'm just memeing btw, I don't read books much either
>>34161141idk but that hairstyle is very gay.
>>34161144Because I hate how you fuckers pretend to be white whenever you think you can get away with it and shit everything up.
foids could your prospective boyfriend have a flip phone and no social media or Discord?
>>34161152yeah
>>34161135>jazz composition>chicken wingsWas he black by any chance
>>34161135>typical school year is 210 days long>$33 worth of chicken wings per day on averageJust how fat was he?
>>34161155Nta but I'm imagining some guy who looks like fantano
>>34161049I can tollerate medium or even hot when I need capsaicin. When I do not, then I'm not using it.
Why do guys think all girls dislike pegging? It's cute..especially when it's gap moe, like the fanfic I'm considering making, with a Gerudo girl who pegs Ganondorf..
>tfw a woman will never pull you behind a shed or into a broom closet and begin sexually attacking you to let off some steam
>>34161155French Canadian and Italian or smth if I remember correctly.
>>34161159Silence, fujoscum.
Do you guys think there are Japanese dudes who are obsessed with western culture
>>34161156Surprisingly not. Maybe a little overweight but not more than like 20 pounds. He was previously fat and was paranoid about it but instead of eating like a normal person he was obsessed with the gym.
>>34161164Probably, not as much desu
>>34161163Fujos like boy x boy only though..they've been the scourge of my fandom life lol
>>34161164>>34161166I think they have their own version of weebs into cowboys and gun slinging
>>34161159I've heard some women say they've lost respect for a guy after pegging him.
>>34161164Those are usually the japanese teachers over here.
>>34161047What made last year stand out?
>>34161169Then they realize what the US did to Japan after WW2 and commit suicide
>>34161164Yes there are Japanese people who bully people who watch shows like the Simpsons and KotH with dubs
>>34161172Imagine what it's like being a Japanese as a Second Language teacher at an American/Canadian university and having to deal with a freshman class full of loud, ill-behaved American Otaku. Jesus Fucking Christ.
>>34161171Well..couldn't be me
>>34161177I don't need imagination. I was seated between two giant weeb men.He facepalmed so many times it was funny.
>>34161108>a guy into jazz attacking anyone else's taste in music
>>34161108>>34161182This. This is funny.
>>34161176Japanese koth is hilarious though desu>>34161152that's fine but he should be fine with me using discord I guess>>34161106as in is he banning me from buying them? Because I was about to order a USB b 3.0 cable off amazon
>>34161168I'm sorry you had to suffer that, fujos ruin everything
>>34161180Okay but did they DP you after class? Did one of them pump his seed into your mouth while the other rammed your anus with his hard, throbbing cock?
>>34161172They hate themselves and would do anything to not be japanese
>>34161185>as in is he banning me from buying them? Because I was about to order a USB b 3.0 cable off amazonNo he just really hates the process of shopping online himself
>>34161148She got that Musa from Winx Club hairstyle>>34161156He must've been getting gourmet wings delivered>>34161157I'd watch The Chicken Drop where he reviews chicken>>34161164Def, just look at a lot of anime like JoJo, Bebop, Baccano, Trigun, Banana fish...Gunsmith Cats creator Kenichi Sonoda just wanted to draw American guns, cars and women
>>34161167Isn't that you.
>>34161187No. One even had a big boobied gf at one point as well, which was surprising.
>>34161182Nta, I love jazz and I'm not hating, but I find studying jazz composition at degree level kind of ironic, when jazz is such an improvisational genre and most of the legends had no formal training...
>>34161159Why do you like it? Are you straight or bi?
>>34161192Stop ruining my homogenous socio-economic society with your brown shit just deliver the Uber eats and fuck off back to whatever crack the in wall you crawled out of
>>34161194>most of the legends had no formal trainingIt's kinda funny how you can say the same for most genres
>>34161152Are we supposed to email each other to say hi?
>>34161187>did they DP you after classI guess the teacher travelled around the world to teach them one more time, but television rules the nation so he didn't get lucky
>>34161196Self hating racist namefag
>>34161201You could call him? You know, the purpose of phones?
>>34161198True lol. I still think that studying music and academia etc. is very valuable, but yeah... whenever I see a video like "how to make techno/drum and bass" I cringe a bit, the whole point is to experiment and break conventional, not paint by numbers...
>>34161204I obviously mean if we can't talk to each other out loud in real time.
How to get over someone?
>>34161195I'm straight. I just think it's unique and cute, just another way to bond I guess..I don't think it has to be religiously done a certain way either, just like..a light thing amongst regular sex..if the man would like that
i think i finally have brain damagefell asleep after eating woke up, don't know where i'm at, don't know the time, don't feel happy in the slightest and my phone browser is full of tabs of different resources on alienation and depersonalization. huh?
I want to fuck
>>34161206Then wait until you can? Every generation from now on is fucking doomed.
Should i shut up about my job on first dates? I feel like that puts me in the same category of person as nerds or crazy christians who only talk about jesus.
>>34161206nta but dumb phones can still text.
>>34161201>emailYou do realise you can still SMS on a flip phone...>inb4 what's SMSUncs we're getting old>>34161207Get under someone elseJk, just give it time, meditate and focus on other things important to you>>34161210Sounds like depression...
>>34161173The guy I was fucking>>34161182I'm not knocking Herbie Hancock but yeah his metric for what was "good" or not was so fucking pretentious.>>34161188Don't you use my boy Grant for your weird shit. Have some respect for the dead.
Can we please bring back impaling whores with giant stakes? I think we should bring back impaling whores with giant stakes.
>>34161208You have good taste. Personally I can't stand just how much material of that kink ends up being humiliation and degradation, when it could be cute and intimate.
>>34161206Are you actually too young to know you can text on a flip phone or did you forget?
I did one whole day without doomposting Goodbye
>>34161218We should bring back trading women for goats tooPreislamic middle east invented civilization and did shit right
>>34161207i tried getting over someone for almost all of 2025 and the only thing i learned is that my life seems to lose all drive and purpose if they aren't in it so idk at first i thought it was your garden variety co-dependency but it never did really improveanyway your guess is as good as mine
>>34161221I had one but it had three letters per number and it always fucked them up.
>>34161214You can mention it. You spend 40 hours per week there, it's a significant part of your life. Just don't focus too much on it
>>34161219Me too..bdsm was one of the biggest mistakes
>>34161207I'll get over youI know I willI'll pretend this ship's not sinking I'll get over youI know I willBecause I'm the king of wishful thinking
>>34161225>it always fucked them up>itNah girl you did
>>34161214You work for ICE, don't you?
>>34161214i don't understand this mindset. if your job is important to you, enough that you want to talk about it a lot, then why on earth would you want to mask that? are you hoping to get with someone that wouldn't be interested in that so you can keep it bottled up forever??>>34161216>Sounds like depression...acquired in a single nap? ;_; no it's probably the research chemicals rofl
>>34161229Tried to tell two friends to meet me by the lake and it texted as some crazy shit like "I'm at rocking the casbah" or whatever. I still remember that moment. Fuck.
>>34161231I get the impression i bore other people and i seem like i dont know how to have fun
>>34161205Theory and classes just assign names to what you're doing and give you a framework, organizing your tools so to speak. You can't teach creativity or talent, you have it or you don't, and it'll be evident regardless of your formal training. Masters are born not made.
>>34160771Men in general are the retarded unhinged 3rd world niggers of the entire human race. The women who learn that fact are the ones that actually stay alive.
>>34161234Do you retards never look at what you write or type before sending it? Hell, how about even while you’re typing?
>>34161238Except James Madison?
>>34161235well...have you asked anyone after a first date whether or not you're boring? you might think that would come off as insecure (and i suppose it does a bit), but all relationships are built on vulnerability and a little bit of vulnerability isn't so bad for a first date
>>34161207Get closure?
>>34161238Don't black and latino women literally commit more violent crime than east asian men? If you removed a lot of the men who they consider to be "white" from the statistics I'm sure they'd also be more violent than white men too.
>>34161245Thats just an awkward question to ask. If you make a date awkward you definitely arent getting a second.
>>34161247I can tell you're a man so you're by default retarded and I don't give a flying fuck what you're saying.
Scheduling a therapy appointment has been harder than I thought
How much do women talk about their sex lives with other people? How do you trust your partner with your kinks if they could be blabbing about them to others?
>>34161234Sharif don't like it
Women, I know when it is really hot outside my balls get hella sweaty and uncomfortable. It muss be 10 times worse with your pussies. How do you handle it on the really hot days? Do you carry like wipes or something and take care of it in the bathroom when it gets too sweaty? Do they make like special wipes for your pussy that don't hurt the PH and shit?
>>34161248awkward is a vibe, depends on how you frame the question. you could also just pay a lot of attention to their behavior while talking, see how engaged they are, etc.
>>34161254I just stank it up
>>34160432MAlso astrology. I use it to understand myself too.
>>34161254No, it's not that bad. Unless I'm bare shaven then it's pretty dank.
>>34161249Lmfao dumb foid doesn't want to talk statistics now
Depressed girls if you opened up to your boyfriend and he said what do you have to be depressed about how would you feel. Would you break up with him
>>34161250hey misery mistress good on you for trying though, what's giving you problems?
>>34161250What's so hard isn't it like a doctor's appointment
>>34161189oh, I'd do it for him I guess. I don't go out much (I buy my groceries online and most stuff from online stores). clothes are 5050 because I like to try on dresses, but undies are fine to buy online>>34161214depends what you do, but some guys just talk about work too much because it's literally their entire personality >>34161250you got this, it will be easy once you do>>34161251I only talk about it with a few close friends and only one on one, not like in a group
>>34161260You will never talk about statistics of men vs women unless you can cope with by qualifying it with certain types of men. Are you gonna pretend then than you aren't a man just so you're not included? Men are murderous fucking niggers. Period.
>>34161254I just cream my panties and change if it's bad. Lil slug print.
>>34161263Not only that there are a shitload of online Therapists. How is it fucking hard?
>>34161218I'll impale them with a giant stake (my dick)>>34161222Gratz <3Later>>34161225>it had three letters per numberAnon that's normalI'm so unc that I remember we had to do an analysis in English class on text speak, before smartphones became commonplace Zoomies will never know the days of texting like "hi bbz, we r @ mall be4 movie, c u l8r, SWAK xoxo">>34161234>rocking the casbahChoon >>34161231What chemicals you huffin
>>34161250A few years ago I tried finding a new GP and ended up giving up.
>>34161238Very true. Unfortunately the only valuable humans to ever exist are the top end of the male gender, so patriarchy and female oppression at all stages of society are still entirely justified (and necessary).
>>34161261nag but a lot of people simply don't understand what depression actually is, how it works or what it means (even people with depression, it's insane how many people parrot "chemical imbalances"), it's dismissive and that's something worth addressing for sure but i reckon you'll run into this very often
>>34161242It was much harder to control what came out and when in the flip phone era.
>>34161267
>>34161271patricarcy and female oppression are what gave birth to useless retarded male niggers in the first place. if women were allowed to only fuck the men the actually thought deserved their genes to be passed on (as nature intended) the human race would be much better off. letting women be independent is the first step to rectifying this.
>>34161270I feel like despite my city's expansive medical infrastructure my only options for primary care are speaking to a Nurse Practitioner who isn't a real Doctor or a Med School resident who acts really fucking weird about the fact that I've had gay sex and don't drink milk.
>>34161270Nta but whereabouts do you live? Do you mean registering at a new GP practice or changing your nominated GP?
>>34161269>What chemicals you huffinthe latest cocktail has been 4'-DMA-7,8-DHF (brain musher) and cyclazodone (suspected NDRI with D emphasis), i think i must have just slept too long and woke up in the middle of a sleep stage or something
>>34161274It really was not. Click twice for k etc etc.
>>34161262I did it but it's in a month and at awierd time, all the therapists I liked had no times or days available when I could see them
>>34161266Black women and latina women are more violent than chinese dudes. You're more likely to be assaulted by a black woman than a chink or WASP guy. Cope and seethe some more.
>>34161278I bet you drink plenty of milk bud
I don't know if I am real without you.....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsxaoXHe9Xc
>>34161284>You will never talk about statistics of men vs women unless you can cope with by qualifying it with certain types of men
>>34161274Harder to control? No it wasn’t. You click a button once, twice or three times to pick a letter, then wait half a second. And you’re looking at your phone while doing it. How the fuck were you typing out entire sentences of nonsense and not know it?
>>34161275You asked. There is a pic of some.*hands the picture to you* that is what female discharge looks like, lilnuggie.
I'm not miserable I'm just going through a tough time and I won't complain about it anymore
>>34161283So wait
>>34161285Yeah breast milk from your mom's titties, bitch.
>>34161254Pubes, comfortable loose clothing. I'm just going to keep sweating what's the point in wiping it unless I'm asking someone to go down there.
>>34161283that's a shame, is there no way to get on a regular schedule with one of them? having continuity with one person can often be vital to effective therapy
Women do you find it genuinely repuslive if a guy struggles with assertiveness in specific contexts?I struggle to assert myself when I'm going after something I personally want or need, but I'm not like a doormat or a pushover.
>>34161292You like man milk from the cocks of faggots And you milk them yourself
>>34161287>the highest rates of domestic violence are with lesbian couples. The lowest rates gay couples.
>>34161290nah don't take it personally tough time poster, if complaining here makes you feel better then fuck it, let other people whine and complain about it
>>34161289Cringe
>>34160321For people in relationships:>Current age>Age when you met your gf/bf/wife/husband>Where you met themThank you <3
I'm not fuckin' answerin' that SHIT
>>34161263Nta but I was a doctor's receptionist for years and I still get nervous>>34161290Don't bottle it up anonHope you feel better soon>>34161261>what do you have to be depressed aboutThis is up there with "turn that frown upside down" in my top 10 most hated phrases
>>34161300Shut up you dumbass simp, stop feeding her attention.
>>34161287You really fail to see how retarded your argument is? Are you a coping nigger / spic foid or something? This is why I don't care that your uncle raped you.
>>34161298>>the highest rates of domestic violence are with lesbian couplesthis is including people in lesbian relationships who have been abused by men in the past. but a retarded male nigger would never actually research the statistic he blindly parrots like the retarded male nigger he is.
>>34161250It do be like thatMaking sure the place takes your insurance and waiting like 3 months just for an intake appointment only to find out none of the therapists taking new clients have a timeslot that works for you.
>>34161310you gonna keep crying if i do? ;(
>>34159693Left for sex, right for everything else.
How do you know if you're not actually talking to an agp
>>34161277All of human development and excellence was built under systems of strict female repression. If anything you're threatening our ability to keep improving by being allowed outside of a cage.
>>34161297Yes, and so do you. Tell me in graphic detail about the last dick you sucked.
>>34161295No. I don't like asking for help to an extreme degree.
>>34161309>still get nervousOops I forgot to finish my sentenceI still get nervous having to call and arrange stuffIt's normal especially if your mental health isn't great. But be proud of yourself for making the effort and trying to get help
>>34161314You know farming off her sadness and keeping here here only hurts her right
>>34161319>All of human development and excellence was built despite systems of strict female repression.ftfy
>>34161312>this is including people in lesbian relationships who have been abused by men in the pastNo it doesn’t. You people just make up whatever lies you want to suit your purpose.
>>34161316there are no girls on the internet but the stories anons make up don't matter it's all fiction so who cares in the end. trannies are just estrogen poisoned men and agp are confused.
GenderWhen did society start to decline?
>>34161319>All of human development and excellence was hindered by systems of strict female repression.ftfy
>>34161321I've never sucked s cock because I'm not gay but I'm sure you remember all of yours fondly
>>34161325student of freud, ladies and gentlemen
>>341613292001
>>34161280Southern Connecticut. Can't find anyone local who is both taking new patients and not working out of a free clinic in the hood.If I need something I get seen by the PA who works out of the office where my old GP worked.
can there be a containment thread for the misandry and misogyny posters?
this girl who keeps saying nigger doesnt sound like a girl i'll be quite honest with you ngl
>>34161327whatever you gotta tell yourself so you can sleep at night after jerking off to porn for the 40th time that day, sweetheart
>>34161326>>34161330If this is the cope that makes you feel better about being utterly irrelevant as a gender in regards to actually achieving anything in all of human history since the dawn of time, I won't take that away from you. By all means, whatever gets you through the day.
>>34161329Which society? There have been many.
>>34161291I will>>34161294Hopefully it is regular after this wait. I guess I'll see. I was hoping I could talk to someone sooner but I'll just write everything down and tough up
>>34161329mdeclining is kind of what societies do best. if you're asking about the fall of Man, it started roughly 12,000 years ago in the fertile crescent before spreading elsewhere and taking everything over like a plague (demons tend to do that)
>>34161329Around 2001 and continuously currently now
>>34161341all men like to do is rape and kill I don't understand why that's such a controversial take. you literally like to brag about it. why am I wrong for agreeing?
>>34161332>Durr you're retarded le freud hahaI don't even know what the fuck Freud's whole deal is, I'm right, you're a vulture with a parasocial relationship with text on a screen. Get a life.
>>34161337No because then gook moot would have to make an incel board that would triple the number of mass shootings
>>34161329August 18, 1920.
>>34161351>At least we don't kill babiesYou do. But putting your dicks through them. And post it on the internet.
Light skinned iranian men
>>34161337I think that would be...not good for anyone.
>>34161345godspeed>>34161350uh oh. did i make you a little upset? i feel like i made you a little upset
>>34161351btfo of 2026 and its only jan 14
>>34161329MStarted but wasn't noticeable in the 60sNoticeable sharp decline began in 2014
I love sweet and understanding femanons
>>34161354and build a community around it
>>34161329it started when simps gave women the right to vote
Anyone else incredibly vain
Did anyone else spend much of the 2000s listening to The Eyeliners and Gays in the Military? Whatever happened to those bands?
>>34161364I'm not hot enough for that no
>>34161346Retvrn to spear chuckingBurn the crops
>>34161364You're so vain you probably think this song is about you. Don't you?
>>34161358If this bitch wants to sledgehammer her own mental health while you egg her on and suck up to her for a crumb of pussy that's on you, whatever happens to her is not my deal, don't shit up the thread with this garbage. We have enough as is.
how do I get a cosplay GF that's attractive but not neurotic. I want a girl to oil her Bernina ;^)>>34161221I recently talked to a smartphone user whosaid "I don't use SMS too much". Negro how? It's right there.
>>34161354You might want to look at the news lately, a lot of your sisters are getting caught diddling kids. Seems the shotas be snitchin nowadays. All those "unreported rapes" women go on about were actually them doing the raping. Uh oh.
>>34161364I act humble and inferior but deep down I have a raging ego
>>34161371>You might want to look at the news latelyWhy? Did they declare that male pedophiles who rape infants to death and post it on the internet to share with likeminded friends were a mass hallucination?
It must be such a trip to have a hot cosplay gf who has fat nerds lust over her constantly but you know she wont cheat cause they are just well gross
>>34161361For what
women who treasure male vulnerability are the best type of women
>>34161370>cosplay GF that's attractive but not neurotic.Pick 2.
>>34161376That post is not relevant to you.
>>34161370Did they just mean that it's RCS? My phone only uses SMS when it doesn't have good enough service to do RCS. Or are they one of those annoying people who only talks to people in Instagram dms or something
>>34161377shut up gaylord.
>>34161369i think i'm gonna keep doing what i'm doing and you can keep crying (this seems to be a hobby for you? so you're welcome)>>34161367this unfortunately isn't possible either, not really. i don't think people appreciate society just kinda appears if you trap humans in an area long enough, we have no choice but to create decay and decline, you could say it's our modus operandi
>>34161377Best type for what
>>34161371Sorry just to be clear are you defending this claim unironically?>At least we don't kill babies [sic] like you do.You argument is that women in fact do kill babies by raping them to death for fun?
Do women really allow this? If so, I'm going to name my son Solo Wing Pixy.
>>34161370Go to conventions
>>34161374I've never come across this before. Seems like you're browsing some pretty fucking sick forums.
Every living person who has posted in /atoga/ gets teleported to a hotel together and can't leave for one weekState gender and what you'd do next.>I'd try to leave anywayDon't be a bore. You're better than that.
>>34161388i miss 2000s internet v_v
>>34161261nag but I get annoyed with people using the term "mental health" like fuck you Stacey this isn't an illness of the mind (usually), rare is it that the brain dysfunctions the ability to produce happiness and it's usually the result of concrete things like drug damage it doesn't just happen. Depression is on the rise because the the environment of their lives are more depressing. Get it? People become depressed because their lives are depressing; the lack of agency and control over their life, the lack of beauty, quality food, clean air, exercise, social people you connect with deeply face to face and sunlight. How many people would be cured of their depression if they had million dollar lives? A disgusting amount of them. People have been stripped down into economic units that scroll tiktok and drink alcohol for escape and have to survive on shit processed food in deadend jobs where a tranny is constantly telling them that they're their sister purging the man out of the with estrogen so they get to skip being bald. So the question "what do you have to be depressed about?" is EXTREMELY valid. Tell your problems to your boyfriend and don't reject his offered solutions because this isn't something that's solved with a pill or a chat or a relaxing bath. It's systemic environmentally-enforced depression and it's not something that somebody must deal with by themselves.
>>34161384Probably some 3rd world shitter too
>>34161390I'm not browsing any forums that's just general knowledge anyone with even a passing interest in true crime would know
>>34161388Kid's as old as me
>>34161393Id hit on all the women and get competitive with any rizzlers here because im high t
>>34161393i'm getting those livers
>>34161393Jump off the roof
>>34161351this is unironically the best truth nuke lobbed at women in modern history. good job
>>34161295nah, we can work on self improvement together :)>>34161305f, 28, met when 26, engaged on my 28th birthday, and we originally met on discord>>34161329for me it's getting better but I think societal decline is just a product of overpopulation and no space exploration to colonise other worlds/ have mars people
>>34161388>callsignhis real name is larry, dingus
>>34161393MLock myself in a washroom It'd probably be pretty fuckin awful being locked in a building with several hundred autists and other mentally ill people
Half of women orgasm from breast-feeding. They're pedos.
>>34161329sexual revolution, when the boomers said they don't need no education and celebrated their existence as stupid degenerate "rebels"
>>34161389I did. I tried talking to one girl I saw a year ago then never saw her again :-(
>>34161393I'm finding my friends and hanging out with them
>>34161393f, I'd want to establish a quiet space for me and any other anons with sensory issues
>>34161393Figure out who the dm is going to be, then have the largest, most autistic game of d&d ever. (3.5 is non-negotiable).
>>34161393M, seeing as everyone else is jumping off roofs and locking themselves in bathrooms imma chill in the pool with a daiquiri Also might do a bit of trolling...
>>34161406that means they'll cum from breastfeeding you as well>Half of women orgasm from breast-feedingI didn't know 3.5 billion women answered that question
Who am I supposed to believe? Is everyone wrong?
>>34161370>"I don't use SMS too much". Negro how?SMS doesn't have the features of programs like whatsapp or signal. Most people who aren't using it are doing so on purpose.
>>34161407That was when society was at its best. You could have been fucking a bunch if you lived back then, but you chose to be a bitter piece of shit instead.
>>34161381>Or are they one of those annoying people who only talks to people in Instagram dms or somethingI think that. I don't know what RCS is
>>34161393Stay in the hotel room and watch joe dirt and national treasure so I don't get hit on by an indian again.
Have a bunch of red spots on my arm from being pricked by gorse, fuck gorse.
>>34161396
>>34161393Msimply leave anyway since I hate crowds
>>34161417I would talk to everyone on signal i could but good luck convincing everyone you come across to use it.
>>34161393>Every living person who has posted in /atoga/ gets teleported to a hotel together and can't leave for one week>State gender and what you'd do next.Watch films and shows, see if the hotel has good food, make sure there's no hidden creepy cameras
>>34161414>I didn't know 3.5 billion women answered that questionThis dumbass doesn't know what a sample size is.
>>34161406now this is just falce
>>34161419RCS is just regular ole texting now. It's not SMS anymore unless you've got a shit data connection.
>>34161409>one con from one year ago>Surprised he doesn't have a cosplay gf
people say fake it till you make it, but ive made friends by faking it and i feel nothing because i faked it. ive spent my whole life being raised to fake it, i'm amazing at faking it, and when i dont fake it i have nothing and feel like dying. what am i supposed to do
>>34161418shut the fuck up you degenerate turd.
>>34161430sounds like you need to improve things on the 'make it' front. you could have a good career in acting though if you were so inclined
>>34161422It's always you people. What color of shit are you, Brazilian, Arab, Indian?
>>34161427You might want to google it. The results will shock you.
>>34161424Yeah I'm aware.
>>34161421It has a pretty vagina shaped flower
>>34161417>SMS doesn't have the features of programs like whatsapp or signaf, actually, SMS with rcs enabled is basically like iMessage. you can doread receiptshigh quality images and videossend filessend stickers, gifs, reactionsand with google meets you can video chat so rcs is literally the best, because it's e2e encrypted as well. iPhones support rcs now but only in some countries. all my friends and family and partner use android anyway so we have group chats we use too. main people I know with iPhones are older women desu. I know the USA a lot more people use iPhones for some reason though
>>34161431based kid
>>34161434please cool it with the antisemitism, you're ruining the vibe
>>34161429try fourteen years of going to conventions and four conventions last year alone.I might be retarded
Men, how often would you rewatch a sex tape you made with your wife?
first we wouldn't make a sextape namefag attention whore since we could just have sex, dumb question
>>34161441>Random irrelevant pop culture reference Anon please, you don't have to give me any more indicators, your stench is already overpowering
>>34161432i think it would just put me around more insincerity. i dont know how to make it. i can make people like me and spend time with me but if i dont fake it, everything comes apart. how long until its real and not an act
>>34161443i already see my wife enough as it is
>>34161443I watch the sextapes I make of myself often enough
>>34161430You're supposed to fake confidence not an entire personality
Women how would you feel if you looked at your boyfriend's phone and saw hundreds of videos of him jerking himself off and cumming
>>34161442>attended cons for fourteen years and never found a cosplay gfIdk man, maybe the problem is you.
>>34161414i wish a girl would let me do this so so bad i hate being such a weird fucking goofball man
>>34161438>the USA a lot more people use iPhones for some reason thoughIt's because of the iPod and iTunes. Apple hit it big by capturing the mp3 player market early, then transitioned that user base into their smartphone market when the tech evolved.
>>34161446huh?>>34161447what do you do when you don't fake it?
>>34161451I'd feel like my husband is gay
>>34161450confidence is a personality trait that has a domino effect in all behavior
>>34161453if you suckle on her nipnips while twiddling her hoohah beanyboy she might jive with it
>>34161456boyfriend*sorry
>>34161454yeah and they lock them in with iMessage because for some reason downloading an app is too much effort or clicking one button to enable rcs is beyond the average user.I find it funny when I talk to people about torrenting because I'm like the only person who seems to torrent in my friend group
>>34161455hide in my room. be numb, listen to music, cry. feed my cats. lay down in the shower. nothing.
>>34161456well if he married you then he must be
>>34161443More interesting question, would you still jack off to it if your wife died?
>>34161456prove itcheckmate
>>34161463I think I would break down in tears listening to her moans
>>34161438I'm outside of the US but every girl I went out with had an iPhone kek
>>34161393f. i would enact the plotline of danganronpa on all of you. i would kill the namefags first.
>>34161458maybe... maybe...
>>34161462probably. I actually hate men.
>>34161454We'ren't they the first like "big deal" smartphone too? Combine that with brand loyalty and here we are.
>>34161465Tears from my eyes, and tears from my dick.
Any guitar niggas in here
>>34161457Ok and? It's not going to make you a different person with different desires and core values?
state sexhow many of you are on duolicious?
>>34161430Stop giving a fack and beee yourselfIn the words of Anne Morrow Lindbergh, "The most exhausting thing in life, I have discovered, is being insincere"
>>34161460>yeah and they lock them in with iMessage because for some reason downloading an app is too much effortiMessage persists because it has a strong network effect and works well within that network. No one is avoiding whatsapp because it's too hard, there's just little reason for the average user to do it.
>>34161475Isn't the male female ratio like 10:1 or even worse
>tfw no gf who loves to edge me until I explode all over her tits
>>34161461well i think i found your problem, having a lack of identity with no mission in life isn't a personality :P who are you living with right now, your parents or perhaps roommates? have you always been this way or was there a decline that collapsed to this point? if you have a job, what is it?
>>34161451Steal em
>>34161475I'm not even on duolingo broYou people are the only people I talk to besides the cats and roommates
>>34161475you know guys here aren't going to be on dating sites since we can't compete
>>34161463I wouldn't. I'd just watch his beautiful body and mourn him.
>>34161475FCouldn't tell you, I'm not.
>>34161485Autism
>>34161474to act confident i have to fill in a lot of blanks that are blank. it makes up a lot more space than you'd think.
>>34161475mi was on duolicious two years ago roughly, was chatting with a cool chick off there until an old friend wandered back in my life that i then proceeded to crush on and then date. don't feel like i ever had any issue finding women
>>34161475f, i'm not on any app
>>34161475MIm too rural to use anything other than tinder
>>34161487Don't shoot the messenger he's the one who phrased the question that way
>>34161475this bitch serious?
>>34161475f, i am, some of you have probably talked to me. i talk to everyone.
>>34161488Can you explain what you mean by that please?
GendersDo you think you'll find a real, profound lifelong love one dayIf not, do you think you can do anything to change it
>>34161393FI would kill all the scrotes I talked to off here. None of them ended well so I'd be doing the world a favor, call it clean up crew
>>34161485stop the cap
>>34161475FNo way, I tried it and it wasn't worth it. Now I bet it has the same dysgenic freak moids with a dwindling userbase
>>34161498malei did! we broke up :\ but we still love each other a lot
>>34161498No, no.
>>34161498MFuck no? I'm an unlovable dead end
Women, if you saw the dating profile of a guy holding 2 gallons of milk saying>Dairy King looking for his Dairy QueenWould you swipe left?
>>34161499What about the scrotes youve never talked to off site
according to some random AI calculator thing there are zero other women like me in the usa
>>34161507Lmao, what is this
>>34161498FProbably not, because the more I want it (I've always wanted it) the less likely it is to happen. Keep getting my heart crushed
yes yes we're all special yadda yadda
>>34161500I'm too old to know what this means
be honest women, if a guy's profile had his entire wet specimen collection and the only thing on his description was:>I'M A JUNKIE CANNIBALwhich way are you swiping?
>>34161470Kinda but not really. The Sidekick was the first real mass market smartphone iirc. The iPhone 1 was also a bit of a misstep for Apple, since it was known for being bad at its primary function of being a phone. iPhone 2, on the other hand, fixed a lot of the reliablity issues of the first model and exploded in popularity. For a long time the main obstacle to getting an iPhone was that it was AT&T exclusive, so you had to switch carriers if you were on another network. It'd be interesting to see how the market would have evolved without that restriction.
>>34161513Hello grandma. Basically he thinks you're lying. Have you stocked up on denture cream or did you forget again?
>>34161493totally unrelated I wish this kid had been an actual actor, we only have like 2 male Hollywood actors who can actually emote human emotions on screen rn.
Applications are open again
>>34161506>What about the scrotes youve never talked to off siteMost likely deserving of death also. Will judge on an individual basis
>>34161522jesus christ did you have to make the form so damn bright, some of us have sensitive eyes
>>34161510keeper.ai/calcI'll post my stats in the next slide, I don't think they're that crazy
>>34161524well ok meaniehead. i wont be sharing my rations or phone games with you then
>>34161525Filtered
>>34161519OhWell that's dumb
>>34161526I'm 6ft and make like no cash yet somehow this puts me in the 100th percentile
>>34161524Can you kill me first please pleasepleaseplease
>>34161528well great, now i'm seething. i hope you're happy. i hope you're the happiest person in this thread right now. you did it, i'm gonna be seething all night! pat on the abck
>>34161530Post eyes and major
>>34161513you do know what it means
women, could you date a man who just doesn't have that much social energy at all?
>>34161527Just for that, you're pushed up to the top of my list retard
>>34161534I'm 33 Why would I know that
>>34161531No, I won't kill you and make you watch all of them die
women are stupid that's why they have "social energy" to talk about basically nothing with everyone all day long
>>34161538I don't care about those guys I just want you to slaughter me without a second thought. Why must you be so cruel
>>34161537because I'm 32 and know that
>>34161535YeahI like doing things and not just rotting and watching TV all the time but I don't want to talk to people while we do activities.
>>34161540>Why must you be so cruelBecause you want it so I'll deny you
>>34161522Where are you located?
>>34161522aaaaand submit
>>34161393>State gender and what you'd do next.FI would fight everyone who has badmouthed me. Y'all niggas are way too comfortable talking shit on the internet.
>>34161536>im a girls most important male for onceim kicking my feet right now im so happy
>>34161533my eyes are actually grey/green but it's hard to findmy major was psych but I'm going to switch to doctor of medicine at the end of the year once I'm done with my honours :)
>>34161541Good for you? Not everyone has a tiktok.
>>34161522Can women apply?
>>34161545Do you just like to be mean to people Is that your thing What have I done to you
I am doing zercher squats because I want to treat a woman like she's weightless
>>34161552Go ahead, experience the humiliation ritual.
>>34161552Sure
>>34161547597nwoind gay
>>34161548You realize this will just result in the femdom fags calling you slurs and getting erections from being punched in the face, no?
>>34161393MSexo all of the asian femanons
>>34161553Stop playing victim. I guarantee if we talked off board you'd be a bad person
>>34161562Not really I just don't particularly want to live
>>34161553don't listen to him anon, i'll make sure you perish quickly. i got you habibi
>>34161560>>34161548thisbeing angrily beaten up by a brown lesbian is like heroin for me
>>34161557
>>34161548please don't hurt me, i'll tongue your butthole
>>34161551i don't have tiktok
>>34161567*faint "Dame una patada en la garganta, mami." echos through the hotel*
>>34161563You're making it my problem tho? What does that have to do with me
>>34161522I think the most useful thing a woman could ask a man to evaluate his compatibility is to make him pick out his top three most attractive celeb/eceleb crushes.
I think this keeper thing is way too conservative. Sorry for bad editing but I'm Bio F, this isn't crazy to ask for is it?
>>34161578What the fuck happens if he's not a celebrity crush having normalfaggot?
>>34161579>im part of the less than 1%Hi femanon
>>34161578celeb/ecelebThe only crushes I've ever had were anime girls.
>>34161564Thanks anon it's always the boys I can count, on these hoes ain't shit >>34161577I'm simply asking for a favour and if you're going on a killing spree you might as well put me in there
>>34161579women need to wake the fuck up to reality and you're part of that group
>>34161578How would this be helpful?
>>34161580who's your waifu
If you put in enough qualifiers you'll always be part of the top <1%
the moment you say you don't want kids you can get lostmen want over 9000 fyi
>>34161579that seems about rightmen is 50men 25 to 35 is about 15min income at 60k would drag down by at least 65% to 9%white people are a minority especially in this age bracket so maybe 2-3%11% of Americans smoke so 1.7-2.5%half of millennials are married so 0.75 to 1.25%
>>34161578I don't have any celeb crushes, what does that make me? Retarded?
Do old single guys take viagra to jack off or do they just do it soft?
>>34161589None of your buznus.
>>34161579You need to remember that human misery is extremely profitable and these sites are engineered towards that.
Why are there so many autistic women among self-help workers? It's also pretty weird, in most autism-positive communities I've seen there's a huge effort to normalize and even encourage sex work as a viable path for autists.
>>34161579oh honey...the median income for your age there is nearly 12k less. just by that alone you've filtered out half of all guys aged 26-35, and that's already what, like not even 20% of men in the US? so lets say we're at 10%, now factor in that something like half are white (high estimate btw), now we're at 5%, doesn't want kids, has the height...welcome to basic statistics lol
>>34161597I wonder what unexploited miseries and desires still remain
>>34161579>does not want kids>income requirementwomen's desire for men is purely pragmatic. they don't even like sex
>>34161539Have you literally never met the kind of mentally exhausting man who talks about nothing but rock music, skateboarding, and weed, even well into his 30s or 40s?
>>34161581H-hi>>34161601I live in a HCOL area, 60k is not much
>>34161580same thing that would happen if he gave really bad answers. what use is a person so sheltered he hasn't even seen 3 eceleb/celebs in his life. before women get any ideas, there are no mysterious vampires without internet access or wild centaur or minotaur kings.>>34161582that's fine maybe "public characters" might work as a more encompassing term>>34161587very obviously it lists his defining preferences which quickly describes his ideal kind of person(s) he would invest the most into meeting their needs
>>34161598>most autism-positive communities I've seen there's a huge effort to normalize and even encourage sex work as a viable path for autists.autistic woman here,this is because of one influencer that doesn't even have autism that wrote the most popular book on autism called unmasking autism. he's a complete cunt who also advocates for self diagnosis. I hate it and I feel like again it only applies to level 1 autistism and like as usually level 2 and 3 get overlooked
>>34161603Where do you live? I live in a HCOL area too
>>34161522thanks for making me recalibrate my drawing tablet
>>34161579>tfw im an ULTRA RARE moid pokemon
>>34161604>what use is a person so sheltered he hasn't even seen 3 eceleb/celebs in his lifeTheres a big difference between "knowing of" a celebrity and being an obsessed /tv/ browsing faggot with a celebrity "crush"
>>34161605nta can you please explain more about the different grades of autism
>>34161606Sorry, I don't want to say. I like my anonymity
>>34161607>7.2"
>>34161612do you think I'm a fucking keebler elf?
>>34161602holy based, he's got his priorities straight
>>34161612it's clearly 72 inches, aka 6 feet. it's quite normal for height to be given in purely inches, especially when the person has been measured specifically as part of a group (aka at school, doctors, military, etc) so the 5'11" manlets aren't made upset
>>34161610Once you spill enough spaghetti you get enough XP to level up. And then you get hyper focus computer genius powers but you can't talk to women.
>>34161603have you considered not living in a HCOL area
>>34161605His sequel book lost me when he went into weird tangents about how advocating for Marxism or Anarchism will somehow solve society's problems with anti-autism discrimination. No it fucking won't. Oh that and him also casually dropping in references to foot fetishism and acting like him being trans excused some of the shittier opinions in that book.
>>34161603>I live in a HCOL area, 60k is not much>only reply is to tell me why she thinks he deserves to have that standard, instead of explaining why it even matters in the first place
>>34161579I put my stats in and it literally gave me a zero. I'm a virgin and women find me boring/ugly. This app has to be bullshit.
>>34161617Nta>Drop your entire life and move to bumfuck nowheresville to save a few bucksNo
>>34161611Not him, but you can maintain anonymity while giving a general location.I live in the Glenbrook neighborhood of Stamford Connecticut. No one is deanonimizing me based on that info.
>>34161616i got this but i can talk to women too, i'm a winner
What actually is autism? Autists seem to range from a little odd like adhd to shitting themselves and being nonverbal.
>>34161617I'd have to have a pretty good reason to move>>34161619I'm not sure why you care this much about someone else's standards. Why do I have to explain them to you?>>34161620Yeah, I think it's bullshit too>>34161622Idk, I'd rather have a guy lead with that sort of thing
I like my women a little sadistic ngl
>>34161621ok then enjoy being alone lol>>34161624neurodevelopmental disorder, your brain gets put together a little funky
>>34161622Cool house
>>34161522
>>34161610sure thingbasically autism has three levels across two categoriesyou get a level assigned for both categories, which are restricted interests, and restricted social communication level 1 used to be Asperger's but because he was a Nazi who murdered a lot of autistic children it was changed to level 1 autism.level 2 is more severe and has harder times communicated or functioning socially, and level 3 is the most severe.you can be autistic and still be all there (ie no mental retardation) but it increases in chance with the level. I'm level 3/3 autistic but I still have an average iq but I have issues with normal communication including eye contact and speech. I have support workers who help me on most days. any thing else you'd like to know :)
>>34161625>I'd have to have a pretty good reason to movehey asshole the alternative is dying alone lmao
>>34161627I'm not alone. That's the whole point of not moving to some godforsaken place no one wants to live in.
What would happen if a lolicon male and a lolicon female wed?
>>34161633their kid is in for a rough ride
>>34161618the fact hes not autistic is actually wild. also didn't realise he's a tranny. was he a woman at one point or he one of those weird trans but doesn't do anything people?
>>34161624it's a blanket term used to label people between "I want to sell drugs/therapy to these marks' to "this guy is retarded but let's make mom and pop feel special about it"autism would not be a checkbox I would concern myself with in the slightest while assembling my perfect 300 man army.
>>34161631I'm not going to die alone just because someone on 4chan doesn't like my standards/where I live.
It's funny hearing about what my drunk gambling addict uncle is up to. He's dating this insane woman who keeps going on local neighborhood facebook groups to post about how he's cheating on her and trying to get people to tell her if they've seen women going into his house. He definitely is cheating on her, he's a massive lech and whoremonger, but her neighbors don't want to hear that shit.
Is it possible to be really really bad at talking to people but not autistic.
>>34161624Autism is an often subtle disability in that if you're autistic, it affects your social skills and/or how you interact with and are perceived by other people. But it's in a vastly different category from a schizophrenic who struggles to function in society or someone who is crippled from bone cancer in the legs.The girl with glasses here is a pretty good demonstration of how people on the autism spectrum interact with their peers: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWbvbOW9JCQ
>>34161630very interesting, thank you for sharing with me. i had a weird autism diagnosis when i was a kid but i think it mostly just resulted in me being a bit of an isolated schizoid, it's not something i identify with very much. my mind thinks structurally so i can have a hard time communicating ideas i guess, rarely have words to capture any of my thoughts well. your perspective is interesting
>>34161630BAHAHAHA SHES RETARDED How do your wranglers let you on here, don't they monitor your online activity
>>34161638i'm referring to the dismal stats of how many guys you're gonna have to go through to find what you're looking for (several hundred it looks like), but you don't seem to be very good math so i don't think you're getting your situation
>>34161548>I would fight everyone who has badmouthed me. Y'all niggas are way too comfortable talking shit on the internet.Can you cosplay as Revy while you do it?
>>34161643no probs>>34161644I did say my iq was normal, but I guess I can appear not very smart in social situations because I don't speak much and I don't maintain eye contact. I'm still doing well academically though
>>34161647That's fine. I'm not sure why it bothers you so much
>>34161624Nowadays when it’s used, it just means the same thing as when you’d call someone weird back in the day.
>>34161548Youll get your holes devastated
>>34161652don't mind me, i just have a soft spot for lost causes, it's not a fun life
>>34161624The best description of autism I've come across is that the autistic brain opperates on a consistant internal logic that makes sennse to them but doesn't make sense to normal people. The extent to which people can't make sense of the autistic mind dictates where the autist is on the spectrum.
>>34161655Ah, okay
>>34161658nice windows 11 fag
>>34161658what the fuck where'd you get a pic of my room from? the fuck? fucking delete that
>>34161628Thanks bud. What do you like about it?
>>34161657>operates on a consistent internal logic that makes sense to them but doesn't make sense to normal people. I thought that was just a product of me having majored in Economics as an undergrad.
>>34161650Your iq don't mean shit if you need handlers to make you do basic shit and rein you in when you go into a meltie because of some minor inconvenience. You are tarded, plain and simple.
>>34161522Ugly in all fields
>>34161629Jacques Valléeism NTA, but based fellow schizo
>>34161589matsuri
>>34161663The fact that you and your family live in it and are willing to part from your liquid assets in order to continue having that privilege.
>>34161653>when you'd call someone weirdhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvWD7xT0Alk
>>34161607sharty wonned btw
>>34161579HolyI apparently do not existIve put 6'3 29-33 ageWhite Non drinker or smoker Christian
>>34161666if you really want to label me retarded whatever, but I have a great support network who help me a lot at home and in public. also I haven't had a public meltdowns in a few months
>>34161674Yeah, this thing is bullshit meant to demoralize
>>34161602As opposed to what? Nonsense politics or social bullshit and whatever the latest trends on tiktok and youtube shorts are? Fuck off
>>34161677false. It's an accurate representation of the bios available people put online.
>>34161673the sharty is imploding on itself
>>34161681Dating apps aren't reality, this is proof of it
>>34161611I live in Seattle and I'm 25. How old are you? I'd like to know what city or at the very least, which state you live in
Women does it make you hornier when you make a guy feel really good?
>>34161685dating apps are the way women and men find each other, so this is their reality
>chatting with chick>She msgs me next day to hang out>Hangout >Msg her next day>She now takes Ages to reply to msgsIts over isnt it
>>34161668its all the archons brotherthey're fucking with us, vallee didn't name them but i know
>>34161653>call someone weirdhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mk_OHaA_bs4
>>34161688I wish I was pretty enough to do lewd cosplays
>>34160432Understanding an individual is only difficult in the sense that it takes a truly large sample size of interactions to see how they act when they are truly free and trust you. Cursory interactions or first impressions are slightly easier in that all you really need is basic social skills to interact with them to "get to know them" in this short period of time. Most normal people don't dislike the average stranger barring some sort of prejudice. Any sort of philosophical/psychological "understanding" of an entire gender or any group requires some sort of self-reflection to comprehend your own actions and thoughts, then comparing to that of others. You can do it with yourself, or outloud in some discussion with a smart friend, or look it up or read a book on it. Normal people aren't gonna put in this work and just use their intuition based on prior irl interactions Choose your picks
>>34161689sad reality>>34161688wow they are naked
>>34161676>in a few monthsHahahahaDo velvets and wools against your skin bug you? How do you feel about scheduling changes? If you drank a cup of orange juice and found it had pulp how would you react? Do you sleep with a weighted blanket? Normal people don't act like this, they don't need a ring of caretakers to clap after every achievement that would've been natural for them because their minds work. Yours is fundamentally flawed. In a sane world you'd be discarded.
How do you know if you're being stalked by someone on 4chan that may be on the moderation team? Literally every thread I post in someone's specifically harassing me. That's a pretty good tell, right? It's across several different boards too
>>34161671I do like being able to exchange assests for privileges.
I love average, flat chested women
>>34161698meds
>>34161688I hate the internet that i had to check their crotch to make sure they’re girls.
>>34161700
>>34161698Just start talking about jews who orchestrated communism and holodomor
>>34161697you seem like a total dickhead man>discardedyeah you post on 4chan buddy you'd be facing the wall too.
>>34161706Then I'd get banned for antisemitism
>>34161699Good! In that case there's a very specific privilege I'd like to give you in exchange for your assets.
>>34161708No you wpuld get banned for racism becauze jooce believe they are superior to any other race
>>34161688https://h.uguu.se/GVNrDoNw.mp4
>>34161697yes, I only wear cotton clothing (although I don't mind if elastine is mixed in because it doesn't affect the feel)my schedule is well managed, my mum helps me and as long as I have a few weeks in advance to know about the change it's okI like pulp orange juiceI have a weighted blankets but I haven't been using it as much recently but I do cuddle my plushies at night.I'm doing well in my life and just because I need help doesn't mean I'm not also helping others or making friends
>>34161700Gym creep, put your name on
>>34161686>How old are you? I'd like to know what city or at the very least, which state you live inSorry, I'm not posting that information here. If you're willing to talk off board, I can share that and then some, if not I understand. What are you looking for?
>>34161700shes hawt
>>34161712That's... what I said.
>>34161698>It's across several different boards tooHow do you know if it's the same person?
>>34161665Wet streets causing rain.
>>34161722schizophrenia
>>34161722It might not be, it could be several but nothing I say is even that inflammatory. I understand regular/light trolling or whatever but it's so consistent no matter what I say or the types of threads I post in.
>>34161709Whatcha got?
>>34161725Fat people can't be schizos. I'm not a schizo and schizos only get fat through their meds, that alone disqualifies me. I do have mild paranoid tendencies and this isn't that crazy of a conspiracy theory to be some sort of lolcow to the mod crew. It's not uncommon for them to have groupchats and make fun of regular posters whether it be direct or indirectly
>>34160653I mean, you can do it yourself, saying this as a guy who sorta bakes
>>34161726>that inflammatory lol, if you don't stick to the board rules you'll get banned, it's that simple
>>34161732What? It's not about getting banned, did you not read what I wrote?
>>34161730>fat people can't be schizos >schizos get fat from their medsok, you're definitely a grade A schizo
You know I was there and I saw what you did. I saw it with my own two eyes. So you can wipe off that grin. I know where you've been.
>>34161734Bro I'm right. Also, I talked to a genuine schizo and they were too crazy for me and that was pretty mild like "people are watching me". Maybe I got the schizo fleas idk
hes rightname one schizo who was ever fat, go on, i'll wait for your concession
>>34161736Which means you were there too.
>>34161707Sure, maybe I am, but so is the world. I may be a dick but I'm right. Her brain didn't develop properly, she basically has the mind of a schizophrenic child >>34161715>Answers all of my rhetorical questions poking fun at her literally Yep, jokes write themselves lol. Tell your mother to make you some tendies. Sit there watching her stare at the plate spinning in the microwave, wishing she had a normal daughter. But you'll have no idea, because you have no theory of mind.
>>34161730nta but yeah I'm schizophrenic and Olanzapine made me gain 25kg and made me fat. I'm losing weight now that I'm on a different antipsychotic but yeah
i've yet to meet any flatfags irl
>>34161728I would like 10000 of your liquid assets in exchange for the privilege of not regretting turning down my deal.
>>34161737>people are stalking me across boards and harassing me >but I'm not a schizo, I talked to an actual schizo who thought he's getting stalked >but my case is totally different, I swearthats what every schizo thinks, lol
>>34161738I was in a mental hospital waiting room once to be evaluated for anxiety disorder and there were definitely obese men having schizophrenia episodes in there.
>friend's wife's younger sister is in town>second time I met her, she seemed cool but I only saw her for like 20-30 minutes>chatted with her a bit tonight, she's cute, introverted, tall as hell (my personal weakness), and has some similar book interests in me>will probably see her again on friday at our board game night.Should I ask her for her number to try to talk to her more and gauge possible interest? Even though she's only gonna be in town for a few days before she goes home on the opposite end of the USA.
>>34161736I bet you liked that shit
>>34161745>anecdoteyup, woman response
>>34161741Happy for you!>>34161744Ok, pretend I'm not schizo at all. Is it really crazy to think there are certain posters on an imageboard that may serve as a personal lolcow when everything you post is tracked (provided you stay on a dynamic IP and same device blah blah)? I frequented a smaller imageboard and joined the moderation team and it was definitely a thing behind the scenes. It's not impossible to piss someone off specifically to where they try to fuck with you, especially when you're a little mentally ill to begin with so no one will take it seriously if you say something.
>>34161740I don't why you're being mean, but I don't eat tenders because I'm vegetarian
>>34161740>but so is the world.No, regular people do not fantasize about an idealized world where we kill autistic children. You're the exact type of undesirable subhuman you're attempting to mock.
>>34161717I'm mostly looking for someone to spend time with, maybe watch some movies, play games, if you live close enough, visit you, take you on nice dates and have sex. What about you?
>>34161749sure, it's possible, but so what? what would you do about it? what would that information change?
>>34161742MI don't think I've told anyone that I like flat girls irl
It's the responsibility of women who spend a lot of time on the Internet to wear shimapanmen, thoughts?
>>34161754I guess you're right. Better to just ignore it I suppose or stop posting if it bothers me that much
>>34161756what chronic gooner word is that now?
>>34161756Idk what that is it sounds gay. But women are so fun and soft and squishy. Are you aware of this fact ladies.
>>34161753Pretty much the same for me. Including talking for at least a little bit each day whether it be text or phone calls.
>>34161758holy normalfag batman
>>34160726Comedians are critics. Watch any set on youtube, they're always making humour out of criticizing something. Finding humour irl means being critical at each moment. You're making fun of something, finding absurdity in the world and making a comment about it It's a skill that requires a sense of focus in that you're in the moment. Understanding the absurd helps you recognize it irlComedy and tragedy go hand in hand. You laugh when you're sad and when you're happy. You need to know how to read the room, but going darker or more crazy or taboo and pushing boundaries are often considered funny.Just say stupid shit, find out what gets a laugh and what doesnt. Group hangouts are great cause you get a lot of fodder to work with from other people talking, and do your best to speak when you got something funny to say, or in general something relatively valuable to say
>>34161759why you gotta talk like a huge fag
>>34161756not a guy, I'm wearing shimapan right now! (they're grey)
>>34161716You got me
>>34161760Cool, you're a bio female right? Is this your first relationship or have you had others?
>>34161766Bio, I have been in a relationship before. Have you?
>>34161763Something gay about liking women and hating jap Coomer shit?
Gonna jack off in 55 minutes.
Jacking off as we speak.
>>34161682tragic
>>34161767Yes I have
>>34161756That's a femboy isn't it?
>>34161764>greyah, one of the finer colors. Very sophisticated
>>34161732the real irony here is that saying "kys" is already self-censorship. the real original intent is "I would kill you" which is self-censored to "I want you dead" which is self-censored to "you should be dead" which is self-censored to "kill yourself" so it doesn't come across as a threat- because threatening people has been made illegal, even though such a threat through the internet is inherently toothless and we all know it. /-the extension of this self-censorship through enforcing a punishment for typing "KYS" means the censorship has gone really quite far in attempt to bury the feelings of other humans.I find irony in it because so many who are sheltered against this kind of truthful messaging revealing the honest feelings of other humans break the law and hate the police and get mad if there are consequences for doing so.
>>34161752Sure, they don't go that far, but every time they interact with one of these they're put off. They know they're not normal, they can barely call the people because they don't act like one. I don't need handlers, I don't have panic attacks in public, because I'm a normal functional adult human and she isn't. >>34161751I'm being mean because I'm being real, doesn't matter what veggie shits you eat, deep down everyone feels that way about you even if they say they don't. And you'll never know that because you don't have that instinct.
>>34160982Fiver is extremely extremely helpful in taking a clean shit, as in one that isn't as smeary and wet. All logs should have a little moisture in them, but- if they stay in the body too long that is def not good.Eating it consistently is somewhat hard, so I do recommend getting a bidet. Like, super serious, I'm never looking back.
>>34161775spoken like a true terroristhave you considered joining ISIS?
>>34161769it took me 55 minutes to jack off earlier.
>>34161775Do you think we should be able to kill people we don't like
>>34161776so why would my friends come over if I was hated by them
>>34161764prove it
Death to every male itt who masturbated in the last 24 hours
>>34161779why would I join the guys I've fought against? acknowledging objective reality isn't terrorism. it's critical to fighting a war against an enemy>>34161781we already do that, my opinion on it is deemed irrelevant.
>>34161736It's all been a pack of lies
Im listening to terrorist jihad musicAny feds here want to involuntarily dose each other on lsd and jam out?
MI've noticed a lot of my irl male friends are struggling mentally and emotionally and have a hard time just saying that. They hide it behind irony and jokes and stoicism because they know it can be seen as weakness and they know how bad it can be to seen as weak but the fear and unease bleeds through. I know I'm the same way. I don't know how to resolve this. I want us to be able to help and support each other but decades of being told not to make it very hard to break out.Any advice is welcome.
>>34161785>all males now deadwhat did you want to accomplish?
>>34161792>all gooners are deadGood
shes gone :(
>>34161785Just under the wire, phew.
>>34161742they're pretty common where I live
>>34161794I hope you mean a pet because if it's a gf idgaf
>>34161782Because they feel bad for you and want to placate you and know you'll have a meltdown if they don't
Truth is small boobs just look more aesthetic and dont sag, usually.Big knockers are nice of course, but generally they sag to the bellybutton and only look good in bra
>>34161775>>34161786Should I post a voca of me reading this in my finest jihadi accent
>>34161799no one asked.on the other hand, women can never have too much muscle and I'm tired of betaboys saying "she's too muscular for me"
>>34161764Based
>>34161791M me tooUsually when I try to be genine it gets met with "haha yeah it's crazy" or some irony or memes, or they straight up just dont fucking care
>>34161800yes please
>>34161800>should I bark like a seal pay attention to meconsider the kay why ess bitch faggot
>>34161785about to jack off to this girl i just made
>>34161791whats the point? there's nothing to be done about it, you can't "help each other", it would just be wallowing in shared misery when spending time with them could also be a break from always thinking about how shit you feel 24/7
>>34161797no its the femanon who i was about to talk to off atoga and potentially make my gf but she went away :(
>>34161810Did she died?
>>34161810What happened?
>>34161443If it was a half assed video, I'd keep it but try to make a better video with her. Men are visual horndogs, so bad visual ain't amazing, Now if it were in my case, Now if it were me, I'd def put in the effort to make sure that the quality would be good, as in like great angles, solid angles, pixels, and sound quality Since we'd be married, assuming we're still having sex with each other, so other than us playing it in the backgorund while we fuck, I'd watch it at least once a week masturbating on my own. Ideally it's a long video so I can just watch certain clips at a time.This is just a practical answer, if she isn't down for a sex tape, bummer but it's her boundary
>>34161809>there's nothing to be done about it, you can't "help each other"Why not?
>>34161811>>34161813she stopped replying rn :(i was so close to getting a gf
>>34161810because you acted insanely cringe, it hurt to read
>>34161816Link the conversation so we can tell you what you did wrong
>>34161815tell me how you would help each other? >inb4 talking about it when has talking about how shit you feel ever changed anything?
>>34161815men are not legally allowed to help
>>34161818this was my last reply :(>>34161772
>>34161530>>34161547>>34161607>>34161629How are so many guys here 6+ft
>>34161821act like an incel, get treated like an incel
that just reads like someone talking to themselves
>>34161821Why did you change your typing style? What did you expect her to say to that?
>>34161698... give a handful of examples. If you can make a real argument, then maybe?
>>34161821Bro, it's been 25 minutes
>>34161783
>>341618226'+ male didn't used to be rare. most millenial men are 6'+ and mostly millenial men post here.
>>34161822I'm the first anon and I think you read wrong, I'm a woman (6ft)
>>34161823how did I act like an incel? I asked her if she's had any other dating experience because I don't want to date someone who is also in their mid twenties (which I'm guessing she is) who doesn't have any idea on how to function in a relationship>>34161826I got on my desktop so there's no autocorrect lol>What did you expect her to say to that?Maybe following up with "do you want to exchange contacts?" or if she wasn't ready for that, then "what do you like to do for fun?"
>>34161700Same, I want to literally stuff my face into their chests to make them feel more secure about their hotness.
>>34161822because only those not ashamed of their hight would post their hight to begin with
>>34161828>25 minutesshe's probably fallen for another at this point... it's so incredibly over...
>>34161832you just made yourself sound like a mega chud by calling het a bio female and basically asking if she's a virgin, lolso why didn't you ask those follow up questions in your post? this is hilarious
>>34161832>I don't want to date someone who is also in their mid twenties (which I'm guessing she is) who doesn't have any idea on how to function in a relationship>Doesn't know he's supposed to follow up with a question or sending his contact informationYou snooze, you lose
>>34161694Why? You'd be harassed by gross men.
>>34161831Tranny
>>34161822idk im just 6feet or a little above it
>>34161836You're a retard. This is my last reply to your troglodyte ass>>34161837That was what I was gonna follow up with after she asked me if I've ever dated anyone but she didn't respond after
>>34161829that looks like sweater material
>>34161842this is the men that wonder why they can't get a gf, lmfao
>>34161842>I don't know how to talk to women and it's everyone's fault except for mineMaybe accept the feedback?
>>34161844You can see her skin poking through
as a grown man if I'm 100% honest my ideal date with a future wife would be eating cocoa puffs and watching cartoons (or any pre 2000s anime) at a heated indoor pool all to ourselves. just spinning around like a sea otter and laughing and munching.knowing that, realize how dishonest and performative men are towards women to meet their standards today. men are literally not allowed to be themselves. This is why men are dropping out of dating and having a family.
where is that "I want my panties stepped on" chick?
>>34161842moids behave like this and then claim they got ghosted because they aren't tall enough
>>34161847MOOOOODS
females, could rly use your expertise in matters of the heart, please bear with meyou date a guy. you were long time friends, had feelings for him on and off, extreme chemistry, the kind where you can talk non-stop literally 24 hrs. the relationship turned into a natural extension of that, but neither of you were ready for a relationship, and things became unsustainable and collapsed in a way where contact is bad; the sentiment is good, though. you begrudgingly break things off and eventually have to cut contact entirely, you get into therapy to address the sorts of issues that contributed to this situation, motivated by reconnection. you still love the guy, guy still loves you. there are no hard feelings, everyone involved is trying to reach better places. the door isn't technically closed, but it's gonna be probably many months, likely years before you guys can interact even in principle, absolutely everything will have to be built up again.i am the guy in this scenario. soul searched for a year, and can definitely say that she is simply the one for me, like otherwise i will be single and this is just a fact of the universe we live in afaict.would you expect me to move on? would you want me to? we are late-20s early-30s, if that matters
>>34161846I'll accept feedback but being called an incel and then having a non-incel reason for asking a simple question is far from feedback. What should I have said instead after she asked if I have ever been in a relationship before?
>>34161849that would be most women's ideal date too, but after they already trust you because if they get into the pool at some random strangers house and then get raped they get called whores that asked for it
>>34161855We already told you. I hope she sees this and doesn't respond btw lol
>>34161847eh, I'm not convinced. what's the white thing?
>>34161851I'm 6'5, shut up bitch
>>34161838I already get harassed by men so that wouldn't change at all
>>34161819>when has talking about how shit you feel ever changed anything?Pretty often in my experience. Talking about things lets you gain some perspective that can help you help yourself.
Dating is so sad these days
>>34161855Realistically, if she's American, she probably just fell asleep. You fucked up by not exchanging contact
>>34161858What white thing
>>34161859>b-b-b-but I'm tall!!!1Being tall doesn't mean you can be a boring ninny
>>34161862wtf is dating lmao
>>34161865
>>34161856>that would be most women's ideal date toofalse
>>34161864>>34161867im just a fuck up :(
>>34161855>What should I have said instead after she asked if I have ever been in a relationship before?the answer you gave wasn't the problem, the problem was not asking any follow up question or posting your contacts, and asking those questions (are you bio fem, how many relationships have you had) as the first thing before even talking in private, lolyou would have lost nothing asking those personal questions after you talk in private but instead you made her air out personal details publicly
>>34161869it's just fabric
>>34161859lmfao, no wonder nobody wants youdamn she dodged a bullet there
>>34161874Him completely changing up his typing style alone is a red flag
>women: I would choose the bear>men: you can't fight a bear>also men: yes I could fight a bear
>>34161872Well she wasn't giving me any other details like age or location so I was trying to get the slightest idea of who she might be
>>34161871try being like >>34161607
>>34161875he could barely keep it together for five minutes
>>34161829
>>34161878the inability of women to identify performative males is the end of humanity, honestly
>>34161877because you don't give out such information as a girl on 4chan, which she already told you she's not comfortable with after you shouldn't even have asked those things to begin with but instead of getting the hint and toning it down until talking in private you prodded more like a dumbfuck, you would have lost nothing just giving her your throwaway, asking those things privately and if they don't match what you're looking for tell her that and be done with it
>>34161876Fight this dick in yo face
maybe everyone here is righti am an incel, im a loserive had sex but im still a meanie head with a short temper and a lack of patience
>>34161883bro if babe had a dick I'd be all over that, no homo
>>34161877Anon, she posted earlier in your exchange that she was willing to share information with you off board. You fucked up, move on.
>>34161885Yoooo haha that's gay bro hahaha that's so gay you wanna suck my dick hahaha wtf yooo gay xd
>>34161881
>>34161887no I said no homo it needs to be on a gurl for it to not be gay
>>34161884You seem pretty performative yourself
>>34161890this
>>34161889What if I said no homo but it was actually homo
>tries to push her boundaries the first three minutes of interaction >omg why did she stop responding to me, I am so sad :(
is this some discord act or something
I am also short tempered and lack patience.
>>34161896That's what I'm thinking. This whole thing is pretty weird. What if he just posted the whole thing replying to himself? What a freak
>>34161881gently third spacing my performative male
>I'm not comfortable sharing personal details here >ok, what about these personal details? thanks for the laughs
What are some signs a woman only wants me for sex and not a relationship?
>>34161897F? we can have hate sex after you put too much salt in my food and then we can cuddle and I'll say I'm sorry after. Then we can do that every day until we day of old age holding each others hand
>>34161903she sleeps with you within the first 3 dates
>>34161903women never want that from any man
You see, women are always doing weird shit. They're always fucking talking about stupid shit, mostly about other guys. Like, why the fuck are you always talking about other guys? It's so fucking weird. Is that all that goes on in your head is, is like men, like, you can't think of anything, but men, even though you're like, almost like 85% gay, you still think of men anyway. It is just absolutely wild how you fucking think about men. And you think about them all day, and you have to talk to to like, 80 women a day about men like you just find women that you know, like all 80 of them, and you just talk and talk and talk about men to these 80 women. Why the fuck do you do that? Like, seriously, it's fucking weird.
what's this shit about performative males? Does it men who try too hard to be macho? Is it the pickup artist thing?Why is there a new word for poseur?
>>34161912Probably men who put on an act. Hence "performative"
>>34161910because all our problems are because of men
>>34161854Premise is wrong
>>34161912performing, acting in a way you think you should act to get in a womans pants
>>34161854>would you expect me to move on? would you want me to?no, not if all those things are actually true and not just what she told you to let you down easy
>>34161903unless she's doing it to get money those kinds of women generally don't exist women are investing in a provider almost always
>>34161919then what would you call a guy who does the opposite of that unintentionally, like >>34159533 from the last thread
>>34161912Women started adding no trump voters to their biosChuds caught up and started becoming manipulative
>>34161687A bf maybe
>>34161912nearly all of the women screeching about shit like>performative males>male manipulators>love bombing>future fakingare in their late 30s and hate all men because they're running out of time to have kids, and realize they wasted years of their life fucking guys who didn't actually care about them, but refuse to accept it's because they're a terrible judge of character and/or that they're actually shallow and nobody wants a lasting relationship with them. just ignore that bullshit, most women aren't twitter harpies and you shouldn't be stressing out over what the bottom 5% of women might say about you.
Why don't the lonely, single femanons in this thread just date a fat and balding guy?
>>34161912men who put on an act
>>34161929why don't they date a 6'5, full head of hair, autist?
>>34161922Basedgod
>>34161922the point isn't to be your authentic mentally ill deranged self, the point is to work on yourself until you genuinely become a balanced and sane person so being your authentic self doesn't scare the hoes awaywhich might sound the same as being performative but it isn't really, one is just putting on an act, the other is genuine change
>>34161928Nah women in early 20s talk about this too. You just want them to be old, unattractive, hateful so you can cope
>>34161918what do you suppose a better premise is?>>34161920no, i trust her word. we may have differences on detail, but so far in my experience i think we agree on the broadstrokes though you'll understand it is hard to say that for certain as i can only process my end of things
>>34161934hence why i said>nearly allit's not performative males' fault you're single, it's probably because you're illiterate
>>34161933both are performative but one is trying to get (You)'s for laughs and not looking to get with a hoe.
>>34161935Not better. A relatable one
>>34161935the only way to know with certainty is to find out
>>34161936Aaw still coping like a bitter incel
I should lean into being mentally ill and deranged
Femanons, do you have a fwb?
>>34161943no
Women would you date a guy who used to read the dictionary as a kid
>>34161942itll be easier if youre already schizo and see shit like black shadows on your walls but that might be because of all the stuff i've studied over the years
So I have to be mentally sane enough to be outwardly normal but stay true to my genuine, insane self so I can be comfortable with my future gf while not scaring her?
>>34161938rofl sorry my brain is too spaced out, i'm not connecting the two posts. you're in a similar situation? >>34161939well i can't interact with her, so my processing is what it is, but i am about 90% certain she wouldn't disagree with it meaningfully, though i'd be open to disagreements. i mean idk it doesn't matter much in terms of what i do i guess
>>34161946yeah, I did that too
>>34161940i'm not doe
>>34161946FNo that's performative and gay
It's fun taking pictures of your penis even if you have no one to send them to.
>>34161951Did it help with your vocabulary at all
>>34161947Are you the Jacques Vallee anon?
>>34161895lol what did he say to you? Nudes or something
>>34161949>can't interact with herwhy not?
>>34161948i talk to myself out loud and laugh at the stupid jokes in my head and my gf thinks its cute
>>34161956I'd say so, yes, I still like looking up the etymology of words
>>34161943No. Still virgin. I am ready and want sex now, but I’ll try finding bf first
>>34161960for now, wait till you get her pregnant and she suddenly needs you to shape up and act like a functioning adult
>>34161959asked me not to in this interim, situation is too painful for her
>>34161949I’m not in a similar situation. I’m not like the woman you describe. Hence premise is wrong
>>34161964and how will you know when that's over? will she reach out to you if she's ready?
>>34161965nta but you're acting pretty autistic, hypotheticals don't need you to have experienced the exact same situation to be able to estimate how you'd feel and act in her shoes
>>34161961Oh that's nice, I think I was a lot more literate than my peers but sadly that didn't hold up into adulthood lol, did it for you
>>34161963too bad for her, i will raise our children to be the same as me
Once upon a time my friend passed out drunk and left his phone unlocked so I took a picture of my ballsack and sent it to his entire contact list. Women cannot possibly know this feel.
>>34161970Based
I gotta stop talking to ai chatbots what the fuck. I'm addicted this shit. Fuck my miserable life.
>>34161970I think that's a crime.
>>34161965i understand that, but i don't understand why you're replying to me>>34161966certainly, she tried to once already but wasn't as ready as she thought she was. unless something large has changed between then and now, i have full confidence she'll figure things out and return
>>34161973it was funny tho
>>34161968>did it for youI don't think it makes a big difference, it might help with grammar and being able to guess the meaning of a word you haven't heard before from context to know where a word comes from but I doubt it has much value beyond thatdo you think it has for you?
>>34161962>but I’ll try finding bf firstThat's probably a good idea. I hate that I lost mine in a ons.
>>34161975All charges dismissed.
>>34161969good luck with that
>>34161973Which crime?
Why is no good place to eat, ever open after midnight?
>>34161967Nah>>34161974I was bored and your post was dumb, have a nice day
>>34161980harassment, electronic harassment, cyber harassment, cyberstalking, disorderly conduct, obscene communications, sending obscene material, distribution of obscene material, indecent exposure, lewd conduct, public lewdness, unlawful dissemination of sexual material, unlawful electronic transmission of sexual images, unauthorized access to a computer or electronic device, computer trespass, unlawful use of a computer, computer misuse, electronic impersonation, identity misuse, criminal impersonation, invasion of privacy, voyeurism, distribution of harmful material to a minor, dissemination of obscene material to a minor, electronic exploitation involving minors, interstate transmission of obscene material, computer fraud and abuse act violations, intrusion upon seclusion, public disclosure of private facts, intentional infliction of emotional distress, negligent infliction of emotional distress, civil harassment, misappropriation of likeness, trespass to chattels
>>34161912Men value respect. It gives them a sense of value. Women want respect too obviously, as both genders generally want the same things. But some values are prized in different ways or manifest differently. If a guy is acting macho, then it's either because it's just inherent behavior (like being an asshole), or it's because he wants to communicate/show off/present himself that he is a respectable man. Men want respect from other men, in that other men see him as perhaps admirable, perhaps loyal, perhaps reliable, a good friend, a strong figure, or in general someone that other guys want to be around or at least only have good things to say about. Men want respect from woman in that they're to be considered a skilled man, a reliable man, a resourceful man, a man who can make her happy, who can make her satisfied, who knows HOW to do these things even without her talking about it beforehand, a man who can "win her" over.Either a guy already can do these things well, has to fake it to try to make it, or gives up entirely because he doesn't believe in himself. Men prob need good father figures more than women, lol
>>34161981my place got a 24hr korean bbq, yakiniku and a hotpot place.I have very seldomly enjoyed a 4am yakiniku session.
>>34161977Really? What happened?
>>34161983lmfao okay thanks you too
>>34161981why does no good place to eat that's open after midnight have a sexy vixen alone in the corner who gives me the fuck me eyes as I order my california burrito with extra green hot sauce, prompting me to sit down across from her and ask her for her name, what she's doing tonight and then immediately telling her that her plans are irrelevant and to come with me to my car and go back to my place, which with my infectious charm, she obliges and then we have a night of passionate love making
>>34161981humans need sleep to live and be happy
>>34161976I mean do you think it's helped you be more articulate or anything else. I think it did help for me as a kid but these days I'm one of the most inarticulate people I know and have trouble putting my thoughts into words. So I basically got dumber as I got older.
>>34161962eyy baby you live in us of a? :))))
>>34161980if even one recipient was under 18, (let's say his niece or nephew was on that list), you could get 1-10+ years of imprisonment, felony record, mandatory sex offender registration and lifetime collateral consequences like employment and housing issues for getting charge with distribution of obscene or sexual material to a minorgood luck with that
>>34161963I’m pregnant right now and I still find my husband’s autism cute
>>34161981Economics. Good food needs good cooks, hence skilled labor. Skilled labor has leverage to not have to work shit hours. Late night is also the least profitable time to do food service since there are few customers.
>>34161997only as long as his autism doesn't interfere with him having a stable job, carrying his weight in the family and not using it as an excuse to get out of changing diapers due to sensory issues
>>34161981Bumpkin detected.
>>34161997Your kids are gonna be fucked up good job
>>34161997wholesome!
I have decided to skip work and get drunk instead. Thank you for subscribing to my blog.
>>34161994Sure, I always got good grades on writing assignments, lol. >basically got dumber as I got olderOr maybe your thoughts and feelings just got much more complicated and much harder to be contained in what the available language can express. Maybe you need to pull a shakespeare and simply come up with new words.
>>341619624'10 japanese femanon? I will beat you in my race to have sex this year. It is my mission
>>34162005Good shit kind maybe I'll follow in your footsteps
>>34162005Qt, go to work.
>>34161999The only big issues I’m worried about with him are the sound sensitivities, but I think it will still be manageable>>34162003Well your baby will be ugly and smell bad I bet. L baby
>>34161997Cute. Congratulations.
>>34161989I met up with a random woman from tinder. It was awkward. She smelled like cigarettes.
>>34162006>I always got good grades on writing assignmentsWell glad it had some payoff, I liked creative writing and I was better at it than essays but I hated English class in general, did you like em at all or were you just good>thoughts and feelings just got much more complicatedAah if only we were all Shakespearian hidden geniuses, no my thoughts aren't that deep brain is just sludge lol. Although perhaps it's always been that way and only now do I have the cognition to realize that.
>GenderWhat's the weirdest reason you've been rejected?
>>34162015FHe was like 25 I think and wasn’t ready for a relationship. Said he wanted to focus on his grind or whatever. Then after like 3 years of that not working out for him when I was cool with just being friends and had moved on, he was crashing out about not wanting anything from me except a relationship.
>>34162010You're gonna give birth to a dysgenic monster who's life will be hell and all you can do is call me names
>>34162017I didn’t call you names actually I called your future baby names At least my baby will be literate.
>>34162015mnever really been explicitly rejected. you can never lose if you never play :^)
>>34162014I did like creative writing and essay assignments, yeah, the more free we were in choosing the topic, the better. I just didn't like the grammar part, I don't really see the point in knowing something is written in future perfect continuous when you can just intuitively know what's the right tense to use. >sludge It's possible, maybe you did some brain cell damaging activities since then.
>>34161957Yes. Real talk, I've been reading on Liber Falxifer lately and that stuff sticks with you. Sometimes you you really shouldn't dig too much in wanting to know how the universe functions.
>>34162015F, I don't think I've ever been rejected to be honest.
>>34162015>Gender>What's the weirdest reason you've been rejected?FHe said he doesn't date to support the 4B movement
>>34162024lol
>>34162023wanna be my gf?
If you believe in the occult you're too stupid to live.
>>34162027I already have a bf.
>>34162031oh
>>34162015FNever been rejected
>>34162031ah so you don't have a gf. interested?
>>34162032Better luck next time.
>>34162034Lol
>>34161984You’re an Indian?
>>34162023>>34162033Based Stacies
What do women think about tip color?
>>34162042I'm not there to look at your penis, just put it inside.
Women what's do you want to be called during dirty talk? Apparently fuck clown is better than sex doll?
>>34161987I wish I had a 24h korean BBQ. I’ll I have that’s 24h is Mcdonald’s Drive trough>>34161992I have no idea who Vixen is? Do you mean Vixen Virago?>>34161993Yeah well I sleep during the day and talk to you guys all night. I need to eat.>>34161998That’s the more logical response I have ever read in this thread. All the place that are open after midnight usually make all their money from being right next to crowded nightclubs after they stop serving alcohol.
next time i'm having sex, i'm biting her ear off and calling her a clown fuck
>>34162044Nothing, shut your mouth unless it's grunting and moaning.
>He said he doesn't date to support the 4B movementWomen, how would you react if a guy said this?
>>34162043Women don't even like men.
>>34162046chill mike tyson
>>34161498MShe broke up with me. I have to bear the weight of this everyday.
>>34162021Yeah we had an annoying teach like that, stickler for grammar and whatnotThe freedom was good I loved poetry, but I think some subjects were so locked down and inflexible that it made em easier. Math/science for me, just memorize a bunch of stuff and shit it out on a test the next week. Did you feel that way >Brain damageI haven't don't drugs or anything lol might just be the natural progression of things
>>34162041Thank you
>>34162048No reaction, I don't really care if some moid cockblocks himself. His loss.
>>34162045Vixen is just a word for sexy and vivacious woman.
>>34162044Sex doll sounds fun. That’s how I described my outfit yesterday lol
>>34162055>His lossIf it were easy to be a man of principle, we'd all do it.
>>34162048Not talk to him anymore. Cares too much about how other people live
>>34162057>That’s how I described my outfit yesterday lolOh, please tell us about it
>>34162052>Did you feel that wayYeah, it was rewarding to understand the logic of something that seemed complicated at first. Thinking about it, I liked most subjects, school would have been pretty neat if it wasn't for homework and having to get up early. >drugsI meant more the chronic stress of being an adult.
>>34162059So? What you'd do in principle doesn't really matter. Thats like a prostitute saying she's be a virgin in principle if she could have kept her legs closed.
>>34162050going to box her womb with my boy glue, then i'm suplexing her into the kitchen
I feel like you guys talk to yourselves sometimes, like make posts and then reply to them pretending to be another person.
>>34162015He lived a girl in a different country
>>34162061she wore a skin colored spandex overall
>>34162065No, thats only you doing that.
>>34162067Did she wear it out of the house? I guess that's fine but it feels wrong.
>>34162062>understand the logic of something that seemed complicated at firstYeah unravelling it and learning how it all worked was the most fun part of those, made me feel so smart lol>I liked most subjectsSo you were kinda good at everything then? Did you take that anywhere after school >chronic stresOh lol well I guess, I've been suicidally depressed my entire adult life so I guess that's a factor
>>34162061Nylon sleeveless bodysuit in my exact skin color and twin pigtails
>>34162066Loved?
>>34162070No, she probably just put it on to take pics for her sugar daddy and OF.
>>34162072Damn, that sounds hot.
>>34162074he lived as a girl in another country
>>34162072What was the occasion?
>>34162074yeah auto correct lol. I guess he just wanted to have sex with me or something but I felt a connection
>>34162076Thank you!>>34162078I like dressing up.
>>34162079How was the sex?
>>34162071>Did you take that anywhere after schoolNot at all, no. Did you? >suicidally depressed my entire adult lifeSame
>>34162045>That’s the more logical response I have ever read in this threadEconomic heuristics are the cheat codes for understanding reality.
>>34162085they should check into mental hospitals at relieving rates
>>34162082>Not at all, noOh that sucks, what do you do/did you want to do>Did you?Nope. I wanted to do "engineering", everyone thought I'd make a good "engineer". I made a mediocre construction worker so that's close enough. >SameYou know how it is then, what's got you down
Femanons, would you date a fat and balding guy?
>>34162072I hope a guy got to see you
Men are checking into society at an alarming rate
>>34162094I took photos and video. But I won’t share it here
>>34162093No because I’m not in the same league as a fat and balding man. But there are plenty of women that are and a man like that should pursue them.
>>34162098But you shared them with your 1000 OF subs?
>>34162098>I took photos and video. But I won’t share it hereI hope they know they're lucky.
>>34162100Mhm
>>34162102Where do I sub
If incels don't get any because women can suss out that they're bad people, why do some women date abusers that mistreat them and in the most extreme cases even kill them? Why don't they just notice that they're abusers? Are they stupid?
>>34162101for paying 3 bucks to see pic rel?
>>34162105thats the girls that fell for the "why don't you just give nice guys a chance", so yes, they are stupid
>>34162104It’s not OF hehe, I’m messing with you.
>>34162108twitch, whatever
>>34162101One day I’ll make bf happy
everyone is just lying its so annoyingif you dont want to do it then just fucking say it so i can do it fucking hell
>>34162113Do what
>>34162114fart
>>34162105Serious answer to your bait post, some of the worst men are really really good at hiding their true character early on. My ex used to treat me like gold. He was so kind, and supportive, and really went out of his way to compliment me and ask about my day. He didn’t show any red flags at all until I really got swamped in college and had a lot less free time. He got upset that he was getting less of my attention and I think there was some insecurities because he was wasn’t going to college, and he cheated on me. It came completely out the blue
>>34162118I mean, if you flip the genders, the narrative around your story would be a woman being stuck in a loveless relationship finally fell back in love when someone who values her entered into her life, and the evil boyfriend who neglected her is now mad at her for leaving for a guy that treated her better
Stop talking to yourself.
>>34162113Do ya mumDo what
do you think it was the pajeet who impregnated her because she was too dumb to take her birth control correctly, which will cost nasa around 350 millions?
>>34162105They're bad people because they don't have sex.
>>34162105MPsychopaths mask way better than autists. Met a few in prison.
>>34162118that's genuinely awful :/
>>34162123Did an astronaut get pregnant?
>>34162133most likely, yeah, leading to having to cut the mission short
boys, the slut is back in town
>>34162135Another giant hit against gender equality, lol, now who in their right mind would sponsor another female astronaut
>>34162134Seems unlikely, could be any number of things.
>>34162136to be fair, there has not been any official statement as to who has the medical emergency and what it is but that seems the most likely explanation
>>34162118actual answer: women believe themselves to be unable to do wrong so if any relationship doesn't pan out retroactively the man becomes an abuser and the worst human alive even if he acted pretty normally
>>34162135Did she get fucked on the space station?
>>34162147we will find out soon
>>34162081good, he was very gentle to begin with but was rougher towards the end, and he came in my butt
Would femanons do an MFM?
>>34162096I am loving society! Well whilst having a gf I don’t really have much to complain about haha
>>34162152no thanks
>>34162151That sounds hot. Is gentle into rough usually a good move?
>>34162138The first and only convicted crime committed in space was by a female
I drank some milk and now I'm shitting my brains out.This, my fellow Americans, is the Price of Freedom.
>>34162152No. Only ffm
ladies, why don't you wear skirts more often? if i were a woman i would wear skirts only.
I don't want to feel like I belong anymore. I just want to burn it down. I hate normals so much.
>>34162162Why only ffm?
>>34162167A slave can only serve one master
>>34162164same reason why they shavethey are dumb
>>34162151he switched to anal right before he came?
>>34162165Suck my dick before you crash out bitch you have to ask for permission to quit this world
>>34162171Kys ENTJeet
>>34162173He reports you and gets you banned if you call him that cause he's a loser faggot
>>34162168What about fff?
>>34162173>GAWK GAWK GAWKI don’t hear you sucking hard enough cmon like you mean it goiter boy DESTROY that thyroid
>>34162175Lmao I’ve never reported anyone sorry you’re used to getting banned for spamming here 24/7 like a little lonely bitch with no friends kek
>>34162177No master to serve.
why is it every time log on and see entj, 4 times out of 5 he is talking about sucking dick or GAWKing?
>>34162182>GAWKingWhat?
>>34162167It’s a turnoff if there is two guys in a sexual setting. Not me >>34162168>>34162177I would do this too, but only as a sub
>>34162182>everyone time I log on You’ve been here upwards of 12 hours a day don’t lie faggot the first thing you do when you boot up your device is immediately open 4chan in multiple tabs for all your favourite boards
>>34162187>boot up your device ok boomer
>>34162157very much so, it's a good build up.>>34162170no, we were doing anal for a while. it's also one of only a few times I've done anal (I don't like it).
>>34161498M, no and no kek>>34162009That wasn't me and I'm unemployed rnAlso I didn't drink yesterday (or today yet) cause no alcohol in the house and I cba to go outside>>34161981This was the worst part of working late shifts here. You get off work and everything is closed
>>34161953Nta but sometimes I would cause I wanted to get smarter, and people were always using words I didn't understand>>34161947>see shit like black shadows on your wallsNta but does not everyone get this sometimes?Was Bear in the Big Blue House a schizo
>>34162188I used to love calling out phonefags until I realized the unlimited potential in using a burner phone, I don’t discriminate GAWK GAWK GAWK
>>34162191No condom either? Lucky dude. What positions did you do?
>>34161903I mean, ime they usually just tell you kek>>34161906I wish you were right
>>34162184You literally proved me right, dumb bitch.
>>34162015F. I wasn't Korean.
>>34161785See y'all in hell>>34161884>I am an incel>ive had sex.........
>>34161738>name one schizo who was ever fatAntipsychotics can make you put on a lot of weight kek
>>34162206No, you weird incel
>>34162206She said she'd do fff though
>>34162206I bet you were thinking about submitting to a man, faggot.
Stop arguing with yourself.
>>34162197>the unlimited potential in using a burner phoneyou're a deala lol?
>>34162215no
>>34162203Nothing like opening this shit and skimming the reply chain, fucking sex pests >oh yes baby how did his dick feel when he throbbed in your ass oh my god wow what a lucky guy haha your tight little asshole must’ve been so sore haha
>>34162152I'd consider it. But the idea of the guys fucking each other is offputting.
>>34161578>his top three most attractive celeb/eceleb crushesWinona Ryder, Elizabeth Banks, Kate Winslet>inb4 but they're all in their 50sexactly
>>34162219Guys fucking each other is MMF. MFM is double teaming the girl.
>>34162223Then that's fine. Being the center of attention is the biggest reason I like threesomes in general.
>>34162226Morning, JH.
>>34162218Didn't Swiss do more than her share of hornyposting?
>>34162228Yes, and hornyposting is cringe shit
>>34162228is that true? i should bully her over it...
>>34162227I feel seen.
WomenHave you had your morning dose of dick yet?
>>34162234No. I only get dick on weekends.
>>34161522did I miss the deadline
>>34162237oh shit I made a typo
>>34162235Meanwhile she gets it whenever she wants. Why are you okay with being 2nd place?
>>34162237I can't fucking read this all the letters are stupid
>>34162240She also took the chance on him first, got an advanced degree first, found stable full time employment first, etc. Just because I'm slow as fuck at getting things done that'd enable me to live the way I want doesn't mean I should hold it against anyone who's more proactive.
>>34162237holy reddit
You don’t know how little you matter until you’re all alone
>>34162241Skill issue>>34162245That site is ahh>>34162246We all matter and can contribute in our own wayOr just lean into nihilism
guys, i can't believe i'm going to say this but i wish i would have autistically ranted at my ex about the prisoner's dilemma
>>34161522Excel-kun is at it again.
how do I judge if somebody is autistic in my DMs?
>>34162252If you can't tell, why does it matter?
>>34162255because I don't know if he is trying to annoy me or genuinely autistic, I bet the latter.
>>34162258what annoying things is he doing?
>>34162258well non autists can usually tell pretty quick if someone is autistic so maybe you could just be autism buddies together!
>>34162234Never touched a dick.
Guys, gals, I can feel it.My horny is off the fucking charts today.Might give into the real fetishes extra hard today, oh boy!
>>34162276Welcome to my life. Every day I'm that horny.
>>34162276why are men like this
>>34162278No. You don't understand. I might get into the two digits orgasm count today.
I want a girl that'd let me have sex with her 24/7.
>>34162279because you are too fucking boring so we have to balance it out for a healthy average
>>34162281>being able to count orgasms rather than having the third one and on blend together into a dulling series of waves that you ride for an hour while you bury your face in a pillow and try not to scream from the intensity
>>34162276Just got done cleaning up after I busted in my whole pussy and ass onahole, that shit weights like 7lbs, fucking it is a genuine workout.
>>34162282>that'd desperately want me to have sex with her 24/7FTFY
>>34162286Counting orgasms is piss easy.>>34162289Nta and yes, sexual desperation is imperative, from both.Let's just lose ourselves for days.
>>34162281Are you unemployedI might have a quick fap before showering just so I'm not distracted by MILFs at the grocery store
Women are rude and soulless.
>>34162294Found the gaylord
>>34162294The sex with such a woman would probably be fucking nice.
>>34162290It really isn't. Eventually you're just in a constant state of overstimulation where it feels like one long sensation.
I hope gooners get gassed first.
>haha sex!!! Le dick hard!!!Nice one guys, very good posts
>>34162297I don't know which part you are replying to.But it is easy and it is imperative.
Gaymers, should I get Mega Man 30th Anniversary bundle on the Xbox store? Has 1-11 and X-X8 for £20
>>34162300There are no women here, so we get to just be men having fun.
>>34162300Please understand, it's all normies think about.
>>34162302primarily you should fuck off already, deranged piece of shit.
>>34162304This, qt is normlord supreme, and sex is all he thinks about, despite already having like 3 fresh pussies a day.
>>34162300pic rel
>>34162306>normlordThey're called normgroids
>>34162274Why lie on the internet?
>>34162307This is the one I was thinking of, thank you
>>34162302This isn't /v/ retard
>>34162312Please don't reply to the narc.Just r*port and ignore.
>>34162307>pictured: average atoga moid
>>34162310I’m not. Virgin. Working on finding a bf? Don’t be weird
I just ate a bag of sugar your boy is locked in
>>34162318What is a bag of sugar your boy supposed to be?
>>34162306>3 fresh pussies a dayAre you talking about the cats I'm probably one of the least horny posters here>>34162305I don't see that game on the xbox store>>34162312ToxicAnyway ttyl>>34162318A whole bag? Damn
>34162322>I'm probably one of the least horny posters hereit says, at it jerks off to all the femanon posts and stalks their history to repost their picsderanged off-topic piece of shit narcissist as usual
>>34162320“Just ate a bag of sugar, your boy is locked in”NTA
>>34162323>jerks off to all the femanon posts and stalks their history to repost their picsYou sure you're not projecting bro
>>34162300Major malfunction
>>34162327Lul dicks horny!!!
>>34162307Now make one with a F not even remembering whom she fucked the other week.
>>34162328Trvth nvke
>>34162328Do women actually say this?
>>34162335Yeah, your mom says this to me
Did you ever have to deal with self esteem or self worth problems and how did you beat them?It has never been this bad before, I was actually feeling better
Man, I still remember my ex getting extreme mad about me saying "I love your tits" instead "I love you"Girls are weird.
>>34162307I like the ATOGA version of this with me.
>>34162343When a woman I dated kept fucking things over for/with me it was sometimes really hard to keep up with it and still thinking of myself as a person who deserves being loved and not just thrown away.What helped was distance, remembering what my value is and doing things with friend. Basically surrounding myself with things and people I enjoy being with. I later on met somebody who showed my how much I can actually be valued by a woman and it was so very different from being treated like a constant annoyance before. It made me acknowledge that it wasn't me who was the problem.
>>34162307>zainy>>34162343I just try to remind myself it's in my head and as long as you're giving it your best every day you're doing alright
>>34162344Yeah, I know moids only care about tits
MoidsShould I get a belly button piercing?
>>34162348How long have you been with the second girl?
>>34162352Yes>>34162351It was meant as a compliment
>>34162352M, yeah they're cute
>>34162352Depends. What kind, do you have a reference picture?
All women should get belly, septum, nipple and ear piercings. I really mean it
>>34162347Based and laughatyourselfpilled.
>>34162353The change in my own view on myself was actually quite fast, maybe 2 or 3 weeks after she showed genuine interest.At first I really couldn't believe it that she was into me, found me hot and basically ticked all the boxes, while also reaffirming me. It made me feel so fucking lucky.I think the important part is that you have somebody who genuinely wants to be with you, whether that is a friend or a partner. I'm not a therapist, but I imagine being lonely and depressed is often also caused by not having anybody believing in you and wanting to spend time with you.So your best bet might be finding somebody like that if you don't have that.
>>34162360Even if it makes me mad, I'll always be impressed by some high effort OC.
>>34162343YepI haven't fully beaten them yet, but I'm much better than before. The most effective thing was1. Getting evidence that people actively enjoyed hanging out with me, loved me, and thought I was cool2. Making myself trust this evidenceBecause when you have low self esteem it's a reflex to dismiss the evidence you get that people like you. You can always think of some way that the evidence doesn't count or isn't real. You have to shut down that reflex and let yourself trust the evidence.What really helps is when the people you're close to explicitly tell you that they love you, they love hanging out with you, and they think you're cool. It's harder if you don't have evidence (e.g. you don't have friends yet, or you have bad friends and don't know it because you don't know what counts as bad friend). In those cases you have to take the realistic route of "I'm probably worthy of being loved and I'm going to prove it" and then you go to meet ups and meet new people etc.
>>34162297Nta but I want a girl who at least WISHES we could do that kind of thing. The best sexual match I've had was a girl who wanted sex so frequently that we had to mutually stop each other from fucking because my dick was getting rubbed raw. I want that. I can't settle for less any more. It was surreal being able to just have sex (no questions asked) whenever I wanted.
>>34162361Why didn't you answer my question?
>>34162365That's the ideal. But I don't know if I could keep up with that pace. Like I'm constantly masturbating throughout the week, but when I have sex on the weekends I'm always the first to tap out. I fantasize about moving in and having sex all the time, but I don't know if I could physically handle it.
>>34162365Where are you people even meeting these fellow horndogs kek
>>34162367I told you how long I had known her when the change in my mentality set in?That was a year ago.
>>34162371So she just love bombed you for a couple of weeks and you're no longer together? It just seems a bit simple to chalk this up to "My ex just didn't value me because another girl love bombed me, which proves that I wasn't the problem all along. Oh yeah, she ended up ghosting me after four weeks despite finding me so awesome, but that's besides the point."
>>34162343It's probably very unhealthy but I just use my self-loathing as a form of motivation. I beat myself up for not being good enough and push myself to do stuff tirelessly. People get complacent and lazy when they're content with themselves
>>34162374Now I get what you're trying to do.I hope you find somebody who loves you too once you are ready for it.
How often do women here wear big hoop earrings?
>>34162369I haven't actually ever had marathon sex, more like bouts where we have sex four or five times in a row. I've somehow trained myself to have a very low refractory period, sometimes as low as thirty seconds. I've cum inside a woman and then rested in her a little and then started back up again. All of this is to say I don't know if I could keep up with marathon sex either. She's told me about how she's had sex for four hours in a row, just bouncing on a dude's cock while watching Netflix together. I'd like to try, though>>34162370We randomly met at a hostel in Taiwan
>>34162359I wish I had nipples I could comfortably pierce.
>>34162378I don't like when someone claims the solution to self esteem issues is to just gaslight yourself into thinking you can do no wrong and are actually perfect. It's disingenuous and not even effective. Literal "if you are too much, he can go find less, queen" behavior.
>tfw got a job interview tomorrow >tfw it's at the exact same time as my job centre meeting (which I need to go to for unemployment cheques)Which one should I rearrange, I'm thinking the former
Is this the type of lunacy that men on /atoga/ engage in?
>>34162389I am not american and not politically active and not able to looksmaxx to the fullest anyway.
>>34162389Physiognomy-chads go brrr
>>34162385What a disingenuous reply.
>>34162389No, I've only done coke, hit myself on the head with a frying pan, and voted for a policewoman in a local election because she was hot
>>34162389We engage in a watered down version
Good morning, /atoga/,May I comb and braid your pubic hair and massage it with cleansing oils?
>>34162397No, I am shaved.
>>34162397Sounds hella gay ngl
>>34162397Literally just shaved last night.
>too anxious to date>too horny to ghost
>>34162404You have to wield the arousal like a weapon. It's a huge part of what got me to expose myself to enough socialisation that I lost my social anxiety. I am completely serious.
>>34162343On my own, by holding myself to the same standards I hold other people to.In a relationship, by examining how retarded the guy was and then dumping him.
>>34162383>just bouncing on a dude's cock while watching Netflix togetherLiterally the dream.
>>34162389you know, i guess in a certain sense i am doing that. lmfao
>>34162385yeah i mean it IS the solution. you have some part of your brain that's fixated on examining yourself critically, and the only way you'll quiet that part is by giving it signals to make it stop being critical, and eventually it'll calm down entirely. this is ultimately the basis of all therapy, really, when you strip it of the glamor
>>34162389Looksmaxxers are ONE tren injection away from trooning out or getting fucked by a dude
>>34162343i have an extremely antagonistic relationship to my mind, i don't treat anything it feels very seriously, if it is in some mood and i'm getting caught up in it, i try to remind myself that this is what it likes doing, getting hung up on some dumb thing and it should fuck off. there's a madness that this summons, so i don't recommend it(sorry i know you were asking how to deal with it, i'm telling you this so you don't follow this dead-end path)
>>34162389>>34162427These are just the consequences of foid hypergamy where they want every man to be 6'4" millionaires. Men are trying to adapt.
>sleeping>Have a horny dream >its super realistic>Me and two other girls are on a big bed watching a movie>Suddenly feel one girls feet on my crotch>She gives me big shit eating grin>Other girl is right next to me>We all start fucking>Wake up>Dick so stiff i could probably use it as a hammerWomen dont know how hard men have it
femanons really hate fat and balding men, huh
>>34162423Which is why therapy only works on dumb people that actually believe the bullshit they tell themselves.
>>34162436it has fuck-all to do with believing shit, this is strictly about rewiring things through behavior and your body's signal processing. how do you think your sense of self and habits are formed in the first place? if you're gonna insist on being a dumb faggot, go reply to other people
>>34162434I dreamed last night about the /atoga/ hotel scenario kekI was chilling in the pool on a lilo with my daiquiri and some assholes tipped it over
The woman gets upset when her views have been challenged
>>34162398>>34162403Good
>>34162369Become a gym cardiobunnyDevelop stamina to bounce on it
>>34162434At least you don't end up soaking your pjs every time you have a horny nightmare.>>34162455I started going to the gym regularly and doing squats specifically to ride dick. My stamina is fine, I just get way too sore from piv even with some downtime.
>>34162152>Would femanons do an MFM?prefer fff
I hate dates, I just need to get it over with. Too horny, too excited, 90% chance I don't get to cum
>>34162463But dick though.
>>34162459>You dont soak pjsSome guys like me leak pre into their underwear instead>Squatting to ride betterIf only more women had this motivation to go to gym>Sore from pivArent you the girl who plays with her butt constantly
>>34162191>it's also one of only a few times I've done anal (I don't like it)Why did you do it?
>>34162467No guy is making a ton of pre by comparison.>>34162467>Arent you the girl who plays with her butt constantly>constantly Way overstated. I like buttstuff, but it's not like I'm getting my ass railed 24/7.
>>34161922that's still putting on an act to get into women's pants aka performative, it just doesn't work
I eat a lot of cum because I don't like wasting my own. Wouldn't women find this admirable or no
>>34162474Just reading that made me nauseous.
>>34162469I get quite a bit of itIf im hornyposting lets say at work with a girl, ill get snailtrails all over my underwearI heard theres supplements to make it leak like a faucet lmao>Way overstatedRightBut you wouldnt mind it right now either
>>34162476Why the fuck would you WANT to leak like a faucet, though? I wish I was drier in general. >But you wouldnt mind it right now eitherThat's not a fair indication of anything.
>>34162465I think most of the modern dating's problem originated from the illegalization of prostitution.
>>34162478Some girls love preAnd some guys (me) love wetnessProvides natural, biodegradable lubrication
>>34162479What do you mean by that
>>34162479Not reallyProstitution is only illegal in law, they have no way of enforcing it, a random anon could get an 19yo escort this evening if he wanted and was desperate e ouch
>>34162485It means anon clearly hates dating, so he should just go fuck a prostitute, and girls will no longer need to be gold diggers since they can just get fucked for money.That clears out the dating market.
>>34162483I don't mind pre, but I don't like it beyond it being an indication that the guy is horny for me. I figured that's how most guys feel about their gfs being wet, too, but clearly it can also be a fetish thing.
>>34162389>>34162433>everything men do is for pussyThere are so many people on the on self improvement train the past two decades it's unreal, and I'm not talking about gym because many of them don't even hit the gym but instead do other activities, I'm talking about making money, being social, doing activities, hobbies, just keeping busy in general and making their life as interesting as possible to attract pussy. They are doing all that for pussy, constantly chasing a better looking pussy, younger, fresher, etc. until eventually they find one they are satisfied with so they can fertilize it but even then many of them continue to chase pussy on the side. Some of these boomers are 70+ and still chase pussy, that's right many divorced boomers have girlfriends, just look at that tremendous Eastwood faggot who found a new pussy at 70 or 80 and married for the 6th time. Not to mention famous chads like Julio Iglesias who had thousands of pussies throughout his life.All that self-improvement, customs, social mores, hobbies, cultural events and other activities people do is to attract pussy so they can breed the next generation of goyim cattle and feel desired, loved and appreciated by their pussy and progeny. This thread is full of simps.
>>34162489I don't hate dating, I hate those early dates when it's unclear if I get laid or not
>>34162492That means you hate dating retard, since you're just there to get pussy.
>>34162490It is indication of horny yes, and thats the hot partImagine giving naked hugs to a guy and he leaves tiny cold spots of pre on your tummy, because thats how excited that isI bet you would like that
>>34162495Anon, I think you might be gay.
>>34162475So it happened more than twice? Something isn't adding up in your story when you said it "only happened twice" yet in another post you said the sexual relationship lasted for a year. Stop fucking lying.
>>34162493Point of dating is to get a girl sleep with you, that's the game, the high. Why else would you date if not for sex
>>34162495Not particularly. I wouldn't mind it, but it wouldn't make me hornier than I already am at that moment.
>>34162500See.
>>34162499Did you misquote or something?
>>34162500c'mon man be fr
>>34162503Nope.
>>34162468he asked, idk I did a lot of things for him I normally wouldn't have, like no condom
>>34162502>>34162504Stop shitting on me like this, for some people sex is important
>>34162507Which means Anon is right, you're part of the problem, and legal prostitution would take you out.
>>34162508Sex is pleasurable to both people you know
Latinx shyt got me questioning my stance on immigration policy
Men wouldnt hang out with majority of women if no possibility of pussy was involvedYou guys are just too boring, talking about latest netflix series, nigger mumble rap "hit", and how much you dislike the becky from your work department
>>34162509No shit retard.
>>34162318Diabetes?
>>34162079>>34162151>Felt the connection>Came in my buttWomen are a meme
Women, why do you kill babies and hit elderly people in nursing homes, then cry about male violence which is predominantly targeted towards other young violent men?
>>34162507I will shit on you whether you like it or not. Do not attempt to control me>>34162508Prostitution is legal, it's just fucking expensive
>>34162492If you just want to hookup why would you go on dates? You meet those girls on apps, clubs and bars lol
>>34162505Oh I get it, you want to talk about me being raped as a child. I'm not interested in discussing that in detail with you.
>>34162519Anon is basically practicing rape by deception.
>plaps JH until she gets sore and cant walk properly
>>34162511Tell me you've never had fun female friends without telling me lol
>>34162015>>Gender>What's the weirdest reason you've been rejected?>He moved on to a different woman/girl and is probably bi/homo. >He wasn't honest, but I know I wasn't his type
>>34162521I mean I wouldn't go that far kek but it just seems like a very inefficient way to go about it if he's only after sexAnd yeah, it is slimy if he doesn't actually enjoy hanging out with them
>>34162523Not now, that's happening this weekend.
>>34162519Because I want a gf or an fwb... Also hookups etc are dates too>>34162521Wtf
>>34162524One of your pump and dump side pieces was a manic pixie dream girl
>>34162519Apps are very difficult, bars are not where you meet women and idk why you'd spread that myth, and clubs only work if you're tall
>>34162527Have fun
>>34162529Qt is a chad
>>34162532
Not sure if i should even msg this girl since last time she took entire day to reply so i guess shes not interested
>>34162535Worse, He's a deceptive pump and dump playboi, baby daddy to like 3 different girls.
>>34162536Kek
>>34162539No wonder he lied about being a virgin
>>34162529>manic pixie dream girlWe're just friends kek>>34162528>hookups etc are dates tooI guess they can be, I was thinking of more traditional datesEither way honesty is the best policy>>34162015M, I've only ever made a move when I hunch that they were interested. Though got rejected if they weren't looking for anything serious
>>34162532Thanks, I usually do.
>>34162531>bars are not where you meet womenI met my ex and my friend at a pub so they can be>clubs only work if you're tallNot true, last time I went clubbing I went home with a woman much taller than meNot trying to flex or anything and we didn't hook up, just saying you need to get the incel myths out of your head>>34162535I'm playing Sonic Unleashed rn while eating doritos and petting the cat, I'm not chad lmao
>>34162536I tried iceplay by myself and by the next week I had a UTI, so I hate it now. Even if it was just bad luck and not directly connected, I could never shake the association.
>>34162519Average men have to pretend to want relationships if they want access to sex.
>>34162547No they don't, I'm ugly and all I had to do was be honest with girls I meet that I want to hook up.
>>34162547I'm not pretending! I want to date but I also want to get laid on the first date!
>>34162352Whats it look like
>>34162549rape by deception
>>34162547I don't think this is true, I've known girls that slept with anything that moved kekRegardless, you shouldn't deceive people
>>34162544I've never witnessed anyone meeting a stranger at a bar or pub and then going home with them or even getting their contacts to go on a date. I don't know anyone who's done that or witnessed it either. I've only ever seen friends of friends etc. which is ofc totally different.I'm just reporting what I've seen in clubs. Tall guys get girls because in the thunder of the bass and the darkness of the club your height is basically the only thing anyone can discern about you. Tall guys make girls feel small and sexy in a club. I'm not being an incel about it, I'm just being realistic that for me, as a slightly shorter guy, clubs are not what play to my strengths.I've dated taller girls, I just didn't meet them at clubs.
>>34162506Was he kind of a jerk?
Does the body rule the mind or does the mind rule the body?
>>34162556I wish I could say otherwise, but I feel like my body influences my mind more than it should.
>Have you tried therapy?>You should try therapy.>Therapy helped me a lot.>Uhm, have you tried getting professional help?>Science says it helps....
>>34162551No it's not, it's the unclear territory where I'm unsure if the time investment is worth it or not
>>34162556they aren't separate things
>>34162559rape talk
>>34162556Theres obviously levels of self control to this
>>34162558My therapist is genuinely invested in my improvement. He's very supportive without being placative, and I trust him implicitly.
>>34162553Maybe the culture is just different here, it's pretty normal to get chatting to randoms in a pub, or meet people at a clubBut whatever works best for you dude, godspeed
>>34162564he wants to fuck you
>>34162561For now just planning phase.
>>34162564Because you pay him you fucking retard.
>>34161579>oh neat I fit all of these>wants kids - NOnevermind
i feel like every other person has something inherently interesting about them that others always latch onto, except me. one guy i know is a distant relative of our previous president, and everyone always brings that up and obviously find him interesting for it. this fact about him would give him an identity in the eyes of others, even if he was the most boring person in the world otherwise. some women i know whom everyone always mentions are from a minority culture in my country and that obviously makes them interesting in the eyes of others, people always talk about these girls as "the girl from x". they have a "free" interesting identity that makes them interesting, and it came with birth, that's what i mean by "free".i'm completely average, born from a poor family (but not that poor that we could not eat), i'm not born from an interesting country or region and don't have a single interesting identifier about me and that's why nobody knows about me. i guess i enjoy art/drawing, and video games, but those things are more mundane and nerdy, and not something that can make you attractive or at least interesting, such as "the girl from russia", or "the guy who grew up in an ultra religious family". i don't have a single interesting identifier like that, and everyone else seems to have one. i know this is a pretty childish thing to be sad about, but it seems like you need a simple identifier like this, which you were born with most of the time, for people to truly be interested in you and find you interesting.i just find that others talk about people like this ( people who have an interesing identity that they were essentially born with) in a different way, they are way more inherently interested and invested in a person if they are like that it feels like.
>>34161677>>34161579>Asshurt foid is shown realityNO IT'S NOT REAL CHAD NEEDS TO BE MINE!Women have no clue how lucky they are to have life on a silver plate and have families and friends with ease otherwise we would have as many female mass shooters as men.
>>34162567He doesn't.>>34162569Obviously. Me paying him doesn't mean he doesn't care.
>>34162576>He doesn't.Then that means you want to fuck him.
>>34162561Fuck you too
>>34162558I make joker edits instead
>>34162577That's a really stupid leap of logic.
>>34162583That's just how it is with women and therapists.
Zinc is going to save my life
>>34162587It'll give you bigger loads, too.
>>34162590Cope retard, your entire worldview is wrong and you live in a painful delusion which will make your life worse
>>34162589I don’t make loads
>>34162590Hitler was controlled opposition
>>34162558yeah because it works
>>34162554no not at all he was lovely
>>34162590Lol at your hundred tabs.Also Hitler killed more white people than anyone in history with the possible exception of Stalin.
>>34162585I don't want to have sex with my therapist. It's a professional relationship.
>>34162600 That's what they all say.
I’ll be yor mid
>>34162602It's sex therapy, wanting to have sex with the therapist would be the dumbest sabotage possible.
>>34162604People have done dumber things before.
Women, do you have a favourite shadowdaddy?
Femanons, have you ever genuinely contemplated committing a serious crime before? If so, what was it? (I'm not Mr. FBI I swear)
>>34162613faking my own death >>34162612no, idk what that is
Had to delete that after I remembered this is /adv/ and janny actually can ban me for casual racism>>34162599I explicitly make sure to leave 100 tabs open despite the ram usage explicitly just to piss people like you off when I take screenshots.>>34162591But it isn't. I admit my situation, even when I set the standards to white women, a minority, from 4'0 to 8'10, fat included, no minimum income, less than 1% of them exist who want kids.Those ARE high standards. I can admit it. You're the one coping with the delusion that 6'5 Chad who doesn't want kids but also doesn't smoke and isn't a degen exists and is waiting for you to come to him.
explicitly
>>34162613I don’t think so. Other than stealing
>>34162618fucking delinquent
>>34162605Well I'm not THAT dumb.>>34162612Idk what that means.
>>34162613nope. i'm boring like that. i just want to be in peace.
>>34162620Don't even lie, fucking your therapist wouldn't even be close to the dumbest thing you've done in your life.
Does anybody else never have an appetite most days and then randomly get voracious hunger pangs that are so bad they start shaking and sweating and can't be quelled? Idk what the fuck is wrong with me. It's like the daily hunger that normal people usually feel just stores up in me instead and releases all at once.
>>34162615You're just stupid as fuck, that's all there is to it. You choose to live in a delusion because it makes you feel better about yourself if you can blame all your problems on one Austrian being a complete flop eighty years ago. Your situation will get worse.
Fuck you, stupid bitch. *plap plap plap*
hahahaha wtf
>>34162619I never did it just wanted to
>>34162626whats the site again
tfw no sexy therapist with whom to have taboo sex>>34162626good luck anon!!
>>34162629keeper.ai then go to standards calculator
>>34162624>Your situation will get worse.Yes? Are you fucking retarded? I admitted that from the get go, you aren't insulting me, you're agreeing with me. We're all going to suffer because--Well you know why. As a man, I can't do anything, I legitimately can't. I can admit the last privilege men have over women is the ability to not be responsible in the face of action. Nothing I do will change my situation. Women?All you as a woman need to do is change it to "I am willing to breed with 4 foot tall bald fat men and have kids" to get a boyfriend.You just choose not to.
>>34162622Name six things I've done that would be considered dumber.
oh yeah, easy dating.
>>34162633Your fetish "incident"
>>34162626Feeling very exclusive and rare from this post
>>341626344 million is a huge number anon, you got this.
>>34162635Name six and be specific, or I refute your point.
>>34162630good thing I'm not looking for a man at all
>>34162638lol, you can refute it right now, I don't care.But your heart knows the truth.
>>34162636maybe even niche
>>34162639NTAMakes senseOnce most women realize their ideal Chad doesn't exist most will turn to lesbianism.
>>34162639Then why did you say that you were looking for men on the form
>>34162643I'm not lesbian, just mentally ill
>>34162626>>34162631>>34162634That site is shit. Even if you put literally no standards it says 74% of all men meet your standards.
I’m cooked
>>34162644to see what percentage I get if I was looking for a man for entertainment purposes?
>>34162646>Even if you put literally no standardsWhy vague post about this
>>34162642:3
>>34162648What were you looking for?Is this like you're bisexual but you mostly just look for women or are you gay and trying to imagine your hypothetical het match
>>34161629How old is 3 delta?
>>34162649What the fuck do you think vagueposting is because nothing in that post is vague
>>34162649Go on there and put all ranges to max, put min income to $0, put "any" for all characteristics, and don't exclude obese or married. It's 74% at the very least, which means their shit site is flawed.
>>34162651I'm straight, I'm not looking for anyone to date, I just wanted to see the percentage going to put myself in the calculator now
>>34162654Because the rest are underage? and over 70?
>>34162641I did that one thing as a kid and nobody but myself got hurt, it doesn't weigh heavily on my mind.
>>34162654the "either" on smoking and drinking is bugged i think, maybe in some other places too
I am 0% of the populationYep I'm thinking I won
>>34162659Sure, but it's not about who got hurt, its about it being fucking stupid.
>>34162623Kinda yeah, I tend not to eat all day then suddenly be hongry
>>34162662Sure. One stupid thing as a kid, not a big deal.
Will anything fix the birth rate?
>>34162656I mean what were the standards you put in.
>>34162664I mean, that's a pretty legendary tier stupid, like even compared to other dumb kids that ranks top.
>>34162665NoAlso your graph is only that way because of single moms who made the mistake of dating brown-black men that left them. Of course they'll do twice the housework, 0 compared to 1 is obviously gonna make a difference.
>>34162667Ok. Still just one thing, and I learned from it.
>>34162647We're so fucking back, I just need to move to burgerland kek>>34162665There are already too many people on the planet
>>34162669I'm just jerking your chain, girl.You cute.
>>34162670>>34162647>Even Euro Chad isn't enough for her so she has to turn lesbian and come to America Yep. Checks out.
>>34162658Then it should exclude them from the total dating pool number.
>>34162670The problem isn't that there are too many people It's that not enough of them are young and productive2.1 TFR is the bare minimum to juat stave off demographic collapse
>>34162671Well jerk yourself, not my chain.
>>34162673It's not a dating pool number, its literally "of all"
>>34162673That's what we said, but most pedos and geriatrophiles wouldn't listen
>>34162675You're too fun to not tease.
>>34162678I feel like an animal in a zoo sometimes.
I put my own stats in as a woman and it says I doesn't exist, kekMy future hubby, doesn't listen to the gayops. I'm out there and I have so much love to give you
>>34162670>>34162647Post criteria
>>34162678This man is fat
>>34162680We're all animals in someone's Zoo, you just happen to be one in mine.
>>34162681Wow I also don't exist >>34162661If we met we would probably cause a rift in the space time continuum that would destroy reality.
>>34162685Want to not exist together?
>>34162676That's disingenuous as fuck then for a dating app calculator to include them into the data set.
>>34162666>looking for women >doesn't want kids>38-40>6'0-6'4>100'000k>white>brown hair >green eyes>any education>atheist (not really but it was better than clicking any or a religion, so I went with that) >smokes either>drinks either>exclude married>include obese
>>34162687It's not, since just because you're dating doesn't mean kids and old fucks suddenly poof out of your reality.
>>34162686Every day of my life
>>34162681apparently I also don't exist, lol
>>34162690Kek
>>34162692Let's do it
>>34162690lmao
>>34162684Well at least the peanuts you throw don't hurt too much.
Lets get SENDY bros
>>34162691Then include the kids and old fucks into the standard calculator as well you stupid fuck. What if I am willing to date 16 or 17 year olds and it's legal in my state? What if I am willing to date 71+ year olds? Oops their shitty calculator didn't account for that. It's also not even how probability works.
>>34162701Pedo
post gender and how many camels you are worth https://howmanycamels.org
>>34162703Huh.I didn't even lie.
even if i die lonely i'd always rather be the woman he stares at while he's walking next to his poor wife than be the poor wife whose man is staring at (showing superior attraction) another girl right next to her. this has happened to me, presumed husband and wife walking together and the man stares at me. ever since this first happened to me, even if it has happened many times since then, i realized as a woman i should never be married or try to have a male partner because men will always prefer the woman they aren't currently with.it'll just be me, my depressed ass, and vidya
>>34162707damn, I got mogged
>>34162696Can't get started soon enough.>>3416270381 camels but I am also a man so probably not even one.
>>34162690those are liderally my exact stats except im 26..please hit me up im so lonely!!!
>>34162703F, I'm worth 75 camels
>>34162709What did you pick?Cause I'm genuinely confused, since I chose like fat and glasses, no beard.
>>34162703FGot 75
>>34162712congrats, thats pretty impressive, I'm still not looking for anyone but good luck
>>34162713Camelflation is crazy and you probably think you deserve a 100 camel man
>>34162703>post gender and how many camels you are worthhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yvsR-xciOTg
>>34162708Based.Sometimes I wonder if the prettiest girl I ever saw remembers the day I saw her. If she knew how awestruck I was. If she looks at the ceiling in the night sometimes remembering that moment. I wonder if knowing she managed to pierce my heart like that brings her joy on some level. I wonder if she's already forgotten me.I'll never know, or see her ever again. But I'll never forget her.
>>34162672>she has to turn lesbian and come to AmericaWtf I'm a dude>>34162674Well I don't really want kids so>>34162682Apparently I also don't exist
>>34162713>>34162715Good news. As women this test is accurate. As a man it isn't.
>>34162714>female>157cm>blue eyes>blonde hair >long hair >no glasses>picked the mid body option>big boobs >round ass>freckles>light >no piercing or tattoos what did you put in?
>>3416270380 lolIg could've put blonde because I have dirty blonde hair.. but I feel like culturally dirty blonde hair doesn't "really" count as actual blonde for most people
>>34162724>>blue eyesEww, a sign of inbreeding.
Women are allowed to have standards. You aren't delusional, femanons.
>>34162725yeah, I was slightly conflicted on that one too since I'm not bleach blonde
84 camels despite being a fat male
>>34162721thanks for proving my belief anon (honestly)
>>34162724>picked the mid body option>big boobs>round ass>frecklesThose aren't options you humble bragging slut
>>34162729This is not content. Why are the women the only ones who produce content and the men just write inane bullshit
>>34162724male177black eyesblack hairno beardshort hairsquare glassesthird bodynormal body hairlight skinno tattoos or piercing
>>34162703I'll take it What would someone do with this many camels though >>34162708What vidya you playing >>34162731More camel meat ig
>>34162721>Sometimes I wonder if the prettiest girl I ever saw remembers the day I saw her. If she knew how awestruck I was. If she looks at the ceiling in the night sometimes remembering that moment. I wonder if knowing she managed to pierce my heart like that brings her joy on some level. I wonder if she's already forgotten me.>I'll never know, or see her ever again. But I'll never forget her.Bruh, beautiful women literally do not give a fuck.
>>34162734? yeah they arethis isn't for the keeper.ai calculator but the camels one anon
>>34162733I'm not married and never will be involuntarily but not a problem. I fully understand how you feel. If you can't or don't want to be married you might as well be something more that they can never have.
>>34162730yup, it also feels like an entirely different conversation if talking among euros and not americans
>>34162724Hot
>>34161607>emoji moid is lanklet moidMakes sense
>>34162711I want you
Ahh, I think women are just naturally worth less camelsMen, our use as disposable labor has doomed us once more.
>>34162737>black eyes watare you a demon?
>>34162747I assume that's just what they call dark brown.
>>34162748I see
>>34162745Thank you anon. It's nice to hear that even on /atoga/.
>>34162703F, 73. Fuck this racist shit.
>>34162739She wasn't conventionally beautiful. She was to me though. I agree she probably doesn't care though.
>>3416270383
>>34162753What did she look like?
>>34162708My bi fiancee checks out other women. And I'm not a doomer.
>>34162754I guess they're just giving out camels based on weight
>>34162756Short red hair and a face spotted with freckles, green eyes behind glasses with a look of shyness avoiding direct eye contact with everyone else nearby, she couldn't have been over 5'5 and was skinny as a rail, both of which aren't in my type but something about her screamed at me.She was the only girl in my life to make me involuntarily smile without even realizing it. This was 3 years ago now.
>>34162760Other cultures value heavy women more
>>34162762Do the lighter men also less more camels
>she's responding to my text in the groupchat with a sarcastic banter text with no emojis>been left on read for the past 3+ weeks in private chatgirl pleas fuck off thank you
Women, do you have a favourite place for a guy to cum?
>>34162766If I had to pick, on my butt.
>>34160321Am I racist if I don't mind women of other races at all and think of them and treat them just as nicely as anyone elsebut when it comes to the men specifically I stand way far away and generally avoid being near them in public? And if they look at me I instantly get into an annoyed mood lel
>>34162766Where nature intended>>34162769Sounds a bit racist
>>34162769Yes. It means you are also very likely lacking in brain matter for mistaking your desire to fuck someone as not being racist.
>>34162769You will probably get banned for this.I don't think it's racist because men are likelier to be violent than women are. It's just basic safety
>>34161822Being tall but ugly with a small peepee makes being tall basically useless for dating. The odds of being undesirable actuallt increase in this case, but the manlets will never listen.
>>34162772not everyone here shares your weird fetish, r9kcel anon.
I will allow myself one hour this morning to think about how much I want a wife and to feel intimacy and love and to give intimacy and love.
>>34162774I dated a tall , averageish guy with a small peepee. He was an awful person so I hate tall men now
>>34162775Pretending to be retarded is also being retarded, Anon.You best stop pretending now.If you genuinely don't realize that your desire to fuck "exotic women" is part of the same racism that makes you hate "exotic men", you might genuinely be retarded.
>>34162668The actual problem is despite working more mothers are spending more time doing childcare than ever before
>>34162773I guess I tend to avoid being too close to any man in public a bit and don't do the same with women. but I don't go out of my way to avoid being around them or in their sight I supppose .
Plap
>>34162778How tall are you?
>>34162779>another weird r9kcel replyjust keep me out of your mental illness
>>34162763Sounds like your culture values heavy women, eslchan.
>>34162788It's just a typo, calm down.
>>34162781>160min max wtf? that makes zero sense
>>34162784There's absolutely nothing wrong with this, and you're just being cautious. I'm a black F and I have to be honest, I just flat out avoid areas with my male counterpart because statistically and anecdotally, it would be retarded to act like I'm totally safe. Generally, I've never felt unsafe around white men because I am extremely unlikely to be a target for them.
oh, it's the guy that replies to himself.
>>34162766On my feet, while they're kneeling.
I want to wake a girl up with my dick in her mouth using her cheek and bobbing her head and then she's just mentally thinking that she's being used like a sex toy and that turns her on way more than she'd like to admit.
>>34162786I'm a tall woman. 175cm
>>34162789Lemme guess, you have autocorrect turned on?
>>34162791Do you want to date white men?
>>34162778Maybe the small penis was the issue not his height anon
>>34162796If you count queen of womanlets as tall maybe but good for you then.
>>34162795Putting stuff in my mouth while I'm sleeping is your funeral. I grind my teeth like crazy.
>>34162781nta but i feel like unless you live in the middle of nowhere you'll just get reported somewhere if you let your kids just run around outside exploring the world like in the past. and since being successful is so closely tied to nepotism and having a good family (even more so in the modern world), parents feel like they need to provide their kids with 1000 expensive hobbies and constant emotional care.
>>34162795Hard to believe anyone wouldn't wake up from their head being picked up or mouth opened in the first place.
>>34162798Nah, I just think faster than I type. Sometimes by the end of the sentence, my mind already rewrote the entire thing so I type out some incoherent shit.
>>34162802>>34162795Also same, I've bitten myself to bleed fast asleep too.
>>34162790It says on there real tiny>controlling for children under 5
>>34162802I think you're inclination to suck cock is greater than your natural tendency to grind your teeth and when I prove it by risking my dick and you wake up with dick in your mouth it will only make the sex toy thought hit harder.
Moids, which one?And no killing yourself or them after.
>>34162802You should really do something about that. Its extremely bad for your teeth and jaw femanon.
>>34162809I mean, I do love sucking dick, but I don't think my brain is in control when I'm grinding my teeth in my sleep.
>>34162800I know, but it was a bad experience (traumatizing even) so I don't really feel comfortable around tall men anymore. >>34162801Lel, never heard of that. The average woman is like 160cm so I am far from a womanlet
>>34162810I'll take plane girl, assuming this was in the past, and I won't have to go through another fake human incident with her.
>>34162812Yeh, my canines are dust by now. I've chewed through my last professional mouthguard, and I haven't had dental insurance since then. The cheap, over the counter inserts suck.
>>34162799I'm dating one now
>>34162810Was the cop the one cucking her husband or something?Either way gimme the oilers girl. She'd be fun to have sex with she seems nice too. Hawk Tuah is retarded and the plane schizo girl scares me.
>>34162814>>34162800>having a small cock is now some indicator of being a bad persongo fuck yourselves
>>34162814175 is almost taller than me, assuming you're measuring without shoes. Back during Monday when I was at the hospital for my routine visit, I saw these two women walking together, I assume they're mother and daughters. The daughter was like early 30s and the mother was probably 60s or 70s, and they're both like at my waist level, around 145cm or something, feels insane standing around someone that short.
>>34162814>The average woman is like 160cm so I am far from a womanletMaybe in the pygmy islands.
>>34162810I don't know who any of these women are but I pick the second one.>Sports are fucking gay and I don't like women that have fun in crowded stadiums>Third chick just looks like a massive bitch>Any woman that thinks she should be a police officer or a source of authority or security in stressful situations is a delusional cunt and she should know better and be a nurse or a teacher or something instead.
>>34162818>Was the cop the one cucking her husband or something?She had sex with like her whole office.
>>34162777We’re reducing your hour to 30 minutes due to budget cuts
>>34162830I personally think less of these men than the girl herself. Like Jesus, y'all not even ugly.
>>34161822I'm a fat fuck
>>34162829Rug pull crypto hawktuah girl does sound interesting.
>>34162835>Class: DDamn bro you get gamer rankings on your ID?
>>34162835Not even 6' 3"
>>3416273184 camels in the showers at ram ranch
>>34162835>weight on legal documents do americans really? that makes no sense since it can change a lot and fast
>>34162835>Class D
>>34162835>more than meIck
Women, would you date guys with thin dicks?
>>34162792All me
you can only respond to this post if your fyp gives you epstein thirst traps
It should be illegal to be horny and ugly
>>34162842makes sense they weigh everything in "burgers" lmao
>>34162850fr
>>34162237lame>>34162247>ahhfaggot ass teenager
the moment they come out with stemcell-based penis growth therapy im gonna be fucking set for life.
>>34162839>>34162844D just means non-commercial So I can't driver a transfer truck or a bus
>>34162237>religion: gay>5'7>3 girlfriends, no sex>picture of a datecute asian femboy
>>34162744>lanklet6' and 195 pounds isn't lanky. What do you want, obesity?
Women with dog girl brains that just stop thinking and are dumb happy. I want to spread peanut butter all over my nuts and have her lick it off while wagging her tail and drooling everywhere thinkibg.>he's so silly, how'd he get food all over that area?
>>34162859t.
COLE IS BACKHE DROPPEDTHE FALL OFF CONFIRMEDLOCK IN GNGG
>>34162835D BOYSSSSSS
>>34162862Me third on the left
>>34162847Sure, but that's definitely not my preference.>>34162859I'm thankful for crazies like this posting to make me feel less uniquely stupid.
>>34162866>not my preference.Then it's over.
Didn’t realize you were all obese
>>34162868The person I love doesn't need to embody every single one of my preferences. That's silly.
>>34162870Sure, but that's personality wise, physical aspects, the unchangeable stats are the things you kind of have to fit into the preference for.
>>34162237Lmao, that's QT.
>>34162862>>34162866Girls feeling so comfortable and safe that they can be animal brain retarded and horny is super hot. Pet play is hot. I know girls that start saying things like they refer to their hands as paws and stuff and it fucking hot. I just love it and you shouldn't shame girls that are into it (you can horny bully them, but it's okay if they indulge in hornybrain fantasies)
>>34162873No. It's attitudes, general attractiveness, goals, needs/wants, and belief systems are the make or break. Everything else just needs to be acceptable, not ideal.
>>34162875no
>>34162879Yes.
>>34162880no
>>34162875I can be retarded-horny with my bf without us roleplaying animals. That's a layer of roleplaying that I can't empathize with wanting.
>>34162878NaaaThose are all aspects that can change during different stages of a person's life, but a person's height, genitals, physical aspects that are static.It's like knowing a girl will always find you hot, and knowing that she only finds you hot now because she's accepted the reality of dating.
>>34162882>>34162881Okay normies.
>>34162863I hope we grow up and admit rap sucks
>>34162870Yes they do. id rather kill myself than know my partner is settling for me
>>34162883This is so backwards it's retarded and sad at the same time.
why does my gf want me to call her a slutsluts arent loyalshe wants me to tell her to not be loyal?im loyal im like a dog
>>34162891It's really not, I mean you're seeing it from the point of view as the party that is "taking a loss" at accepting someone that doesn't fit your preference, so perhaps you don't know what its like on the other side.Imagine a guy telling you "yeah, I usually don't date black girls, but yeah, I'm getting old and I need a kid."
Men, can you please develop your frontal lobe?
>>34162897Can you stop using my Trip thanks
>>34162897>>34162899Why are you so obsessed with me?
>>34162883This >>34162891. The static things that can't change matter less BECAUSE they can't change. If you're generally physically attractive to someone, then that's mostly because of those static things. It checks that general box immediately upon meeting someone and isn't a big deal past that.>>34162888It's not settling to fall in love with someone who doesn't fit your description of the ideal human being. You're crazy.
Hey guys
>>34162903They matter less in the sense that you shouldn't obsess over trying to change them, sure, not int the sense that you should get with someone that fundamentally don't find that core part of your general identity unattractive.
>>34162870I agree with this and I think it's fine to be realistic and choose someone because they fundamentally are someone you want to be a part of your life and want to be with. You don't have to like everything about them. You just need to be willing to commit and stand by them for the long haul and know they want the same things as you and have the yearning to join your lives together.>>34162896If you think things like your height and physicality, dick size, etc can't change then you don't understand the vows "in sickness and health" or don't take them seriously. You could easily get in a car accident or a plane crash, sever your spine, and never get an erection again and your commitment should endure beyond that where she's pushing you around in a wheelchair.
>>34162908Did you not read my list of make or break aspects of a partner? General attractiveness is critical. You can find someone generally attractive without thinking every physical attribute of that person is ideal.
Women are checking out of heterosexual relationships at an alarming rate.
>>34162874You actually got me this time kek, gg
https://x.com/Trail_Cams/status/2009294552440476026what's stopping you from becoming comfy?
>>34162915I just don't think I agree with you.Like a girl can be neutral about certain aspects of his physical body, but she should be with him if she's negative about certain aspects of his physical body.I mean, we're talk Broooad terms here, but like despite everything I don't think dick size is something that "not a big deal" when it comes to relationships, since it kind of makes or breaks a core part of intimacy, if she doesn't like your dick, it's kinda a big deal, like not neutral about your dick.
>>34162917No they aren't. Lesbian relationships aren't even real relationships.
>>34162904Red! You're back! Rita has escaped.
>>34162917I don't understand why women bother with us 2bh
>>34162927Dick.
>>34162927Those are trannies
>>34162921>I don't think dick size is something that "not a big deal" when it comes to relationshipsI'm going to say something that men, especially here, don't seem to understand: "Your dick isn't as important as you think".A dick being within the large range of dimensions that are comfortable and pleasurable is what matters, not the dick being the exact ideal dimensions. Other dick aspects like cleanliness and the ability to get/stay hard are WAY more important than specific size in that regard.
>>34162923This is literally shit my dad says. I hate people like you.
>>34162932Again, it's also not "not important"It doesn't play that big of a role, it also doesn't "not play a role".
Feeling very behind in life
>>34162927Stability, purpose, integrity, a pillar and foundation to lean on. Women can't really do those things. They can fuck around in lesbian relationships and be horny but they're so wishy washy and emotionally in the moment that they can't or don't like setting a course and working towards a purpose. That's the main thing that's attractive about men.Women can't build things and keep society going.
>>34162928You can get fake ones>>34162936You're a man so you can't speak for them
>>34162933Your dad sounds like he's being honest and isn't a retard then.
>>34162911Yeah and if my partner ever had to push me around in a wheelchair or accept that my penis will never work I would be fine with her leaving me, and I'd prefer it that way.
Women, why don't you like cuckolding?
>>34162932Maybe between 6" and 8" but not for 4.5"
>>34162917Why is the lesbian domestic violence rate higher than that of heterosexual relationships?
>>341629444.5 is plenty
>>34162934Dick size is important. It enables comfortable sexual compatibility. What you don't understand is that the range of what sorts of dicks are pleasurable isn't as exclusive as you want to pretend it is for some reason. For the vast majority of women, it really just needs to fit and be felt.
>>34162932i dont think women realize how many of you guys DO care when I read shit like this. You only need to have a girl express visible, restrained disappointment or laughter at your genitals once in your life to permanently rewire your sense of dignity and self-worth.
>>34162932They don't want to hear it. They're obsessed with the idea that you need a six inch penis at least or it's all over etc. Men care way more about dick size than women do, that's been my overwhelming experience and dick size insecurity is fucking terminal.
>>34162948Perhaps you just don't know my dick, it's that thing where women always say "I bet you're not that ugly" and then it's "oh..."
>>34162626>be white woman between 21 and 35 who wants kids and has 10k to contribute to rent>2% of women
>>34162935How old and how much annual income?
Women are checking out of society at an alarming rate
>>34162950Men care about dick size because women care about dick size.These types of posts help no one, except perhaps make you feel better for yourself while ignoring the massive online discourse, WHICH I might add, matters because of how modern dating is conducted.
>>34162950It's honestly exhausting. Dealing with this insecurity regularly would be infinitely worse than a thin dick bf.
>>34162956And checking into my harem :^)
I have decided to kill myself
WomenWould you rather your husband Said I love you, or I can live with you.
>>34162949As a man that just sounds like you didn't have much dignity or self worth to begin with. If you actually did stuff and built up self worth from the things you've done then some chick laughing at your dick would just make you think she's trash and you'd laugh at her instead. Or you'd fuck her and make her cum anyways. Regardless letting a woman completely destroy your self worth over dick size is fucking crazy and is WAY WORSE than having a small dick.
I hope women are having a good day.Hey men, fuck yourself.
>>34162237tf is cat mandarin
Women, how do you feel about grown men who scream at sports on TV and wear other men's names on their backs?
I’m tuff baby :3
>be foid>have insane standards>men dont meet them>they become insecure and lack confidence becoming even more unattractive
>>34162932>the ability to get/stay hardFuck me I guess.
>>34162966Hope she sees this lil bro
>>34162958If it didn't matter at all you wouldn't have said "not my preference"Even if insecurity was actually worse than having a thin dick bf, that doesn't mean it doesn't affect you and affect us
>>34162965It was the only time ive ever felt close enough to a woman to actually have sex with her. i dont have an unlimited flow of women who like me and whom I like to draw from.
>>34162966>Hey men, fuck yourself.Was already planning on it. Got my prostate massager ready and everything.
Wish I had an asexual gf so I wouldn't have to deal with this
Despite all the things that could've been I don't think I want to be sad and angry anymore.
Wish I had a gf so I wouldn't have to deal with this
>>34162976Just because a woman is asexual, does not mean she doesn't have preferences.I once met a girl who said she's asexual, but prefer big dicks because it was quote aesthetically more pleasing to the eye.
>>34162957Women don't care, they point it out because they know it bothers men. Unless you're like literally micro dick 3 inches or something you're fine. Even then a confident microdick will always be more attractive than an insecure big dick Insecurity is way more of a problem than anything else regardless of what causes it. That's the harsher reality, until you fix that it literally doesn't matter how fit you are, how big you are, how much money you have, etc. Women can smell insecurity and they fucking hate it.
>>3416295524 like 40k but I’m mostly talking about relationships
>>34162982Yeah, that much is obvious, since the dick discourse presented in these threads basically boils down to>I'll never meet you and I'll never date you, and I don't want to hear your bitching.
>>34162971Yeah I'm out tooFuckHonestly idk why I haven't killed myself yet
>>34162973I like thick dicks. If I met a guy, fell in love with most things about him before seeing his small dick, then got to bedroom and saw it wasn't as big as is my preference, I wouldn't do a 360 and moonwalk out of the relationship. And it's not a sunk cost thing, it's a matter of it genuinely not being that big a deal. This is assuming small doesn't mean like micro dick where it doesn't work, obviously.
Why do cats think we want chewed up mice as gifts? Take that shit somewhere else my guy.
>>34162990Fucking cunt. Here I come bringing you a gift that took me ages to hunt down and kill and you reject it? Fucking bitch. I bet you just want a simp beta male obese chigger like Garfield who eats lasagna all day. Well fuck you slut I'm gonna go fuck an alley cat and bring back toxoplasmosis. Get fucked.
>>34162850>It should be illegal to be horny and uglyFemanon, pls
>>34162988Honestly I would prefer you just moonwalk out 2bh
>>34162950Would you be personally satisfied with a 4.5-5incher that's on the thinner side? Have only slept with one girl whose libido was quite high and I think she was ok with it. She was tactful enough not to make disparaging comments when it wasn't erect, only comment that gnawed at my ego was when she said her butt plug felt thicker. I think I made her cum once with just penetrative in cowgirl but there had to be a mental aspect to that as she mentioned she really only cums from the clit and she had a bdsm fetish - took it as a challenge as the "dom". We're asians in asia though so it might be different for races in other countries.
I have a small dick but it gets hard super easy and stays rock fucking hard for as long as I want pretty much. I'll cum like 7 times a day sometimes. When I finally get a girlfriend and wife im going to make her cum so much too. I'm going to be all over her. I'm going to lick every inch of her, kiss every inch, literally be obsessed. I'm going to even just grind my cock between her thighs and her pussy lips and rub my glans over her clit and just fuck her from every angle I can to learn her body and learn everything I can about her. I'm going to just fucking lose my mind fucking her. Actually just take days off work and try to see if I can actually just completely empty my balls.
I think most people here forget that some people are just assholes and they're not worth paying attention.
I am deeply dissapointed with my life
>>34163002Ok but I want to fuck these assholes in their assholes so then what?
>>34162947No it's notClearly contradicting yourself
>>34163002This. I just choose good people to be around and cut off the assholes fast. It's funny how they think they have any power when they try their manipulation tactics and I just delete them. No energy wasted.
>>34162899>>34162900
>>34162990They think you're a weird texidermy girliepop and would appreciate the specimen.
Just a warning, if you even just impersonate BlueValkyrie you gain 3 pounds, I know because every time I reply I gain 1 pound. She's so fat it literally rubs off on you.
>>34162968Feels like they have a cuck fetish.
Girls Rate this sentence from a point of maturity, neediness and emotionally bloated>„Hey, we never actually talked about the party night after it happened and it’s been really quiet since. I thought it was kinda sad that nothing more came from it.“
>>34163018I would block with no reply.
>>34162966I am. Also it is heckin wimdy outside.
>>34163019Lol why
>>34163021Annoying.
>>34163018
I think looking at the social climate of the world and political factors too, relationships are becoming more redundant and artificial pod wombs seem more plausible. Men should get rid of their distractions and go back to their goals of achieving and building.
>>34163023And why>>34163026Qrd?
>>34163028It just is, to be honest, your current reaction is part of why I assumed it'd be annoying to reply and would prefer to just block with no reply.
>>34163002I'm just slapping this mud puddle repeatedly. Don't mind me.
>>34163027>go back to their goals of achieving and buildingThey did this because they had a loyal virgin wife at home. Men are fine with just living in a cardboard box if it was up to them.
>>34163028I don't remember all the details but that isn't a confident conversation opener at all so most women would probably block you and avoid a whiner. If I did what I did and there wasn't much to define I wouldn't suddenly be interested in talking if I wasn't replying.
Oh my god I fucked up
>>34163036Why? you actually sent that text?
>>34162613Y-y-yes.. you promise you're not fbi? Pinky promise? I don't want to go back to crayon camp. They don't have an indoor heated pool.
How do I let her know I think she's pretty without coming off as being weird?
>>34162612Repeatedly destroying shadow wraith daddy for gold.
Men would you join fight club?
>>34163030>has beaten you in mario kartImpossible for any mortal female.
>>34163042I beat a millionare at mario kart. And then I dumped him later for unrelated reasons.
>>34163029Alright>>34163033Fair
Men how do you expect women to date supporters of the rapist pedophile in chief?
Would be nice to have sex, but alas...
>>34163048A lass? More like a hand
Because it's the only way men can get back at females legally.
>>34163050Men can get black females legally?WHERE?
Men, why do you wear so much cologne into the hotel gym so that it smells like straight man? I'm gonna spray my perfume all in there when I work out to mark it.
>>34163039If you look good its not weird. If you're fat and ugly its very weird
>>34163033what would class as doing enough to define something
PLEASE GOD LET ME SCORE WITH HER
Um, I don't have any questions for the opposite gender atm.
>>34163059*kisses & means it*
>>34163033>I don't remember all the details>>34163056
>>34163061This can count as assault.
LadiesDo you like when your butt is used as a pillow?
>>34163067Ye
>>34163065yeah it COULD but was it?
Both gendersHave you ever dated someone that checked basically every checkbox for you? I am seeing a girl right now and its making me mad insecure about my own flaws. I dont mention it to her at all but its kinda making my brain go crazy
I exaggerated my experience with anime to a guy and embarrassed myself during covid. I want to reach out sometime but I'm too embarrassed too. I don't know how much he knows. How badly did I mess up and should I care?
>>34163079too vague for any advice.
>>34163078myes, if they are a good partner to you then they will appreciate your flaws, and you don't need to worry about it. if they are a bad partner to you, then it doesn't matter.
>>34163062it's at least not condescending or judgemental
>>34163072Let me rest my weary head.
>>34163079this is 100% one of those situations where you remember it and he probably remembers fuck all (or if he does, it's like a "that was weird but meh" sort of thing). just reach, he'll appreciate it, promise
>>34163078all the timeall girls i dated / gf i felt insecure because they had a lot i wanted
>>34163082I got a lot things wrong infront of a guy who was probably very experienced with anime. He claimed to watched a few hundred in a few years. I did at least say did take a long break to him.
>>34163091Okay, just got to him and be like hey... do you remember how I used to say I watch a lot of anime? I LIEEEEEEEEDBIIIIITCH, I JUST WANT YOUR DICK THAT'S WHY i LIEED!
>>34163079Sounds like you're autistic, not the fact you spilled your possible love for black buttler and ouran but becuase you overthink stupid shit lmao
Ive learned so much about zodiac signs and rocks to get pussy i actually became a warlock
>>34163078I've never dated anyone but I've liked a lot of people who didn't check all or even most of my boxes
>>34163098>signsYou have to do the birth chart, lots and fixed stars shit too. Then you get the wide eyed look and its hilarious
Women, you know you have to suck the kidney stones out of my dick everyday, otherwise I'll be in immense pain, right?
>>34163086UhBut my ass is really fat
You know what keeps popping up in my head?Everywhere you go, either talking with women irl, online, seeing social media posts etc. they always say that men dont know how to fuck, and that sex with men sucks yadda yadda yaddabut they still then go and have sex with guysif I have a bad experience I go out of my way to make sure an experience like that doesnt happen againso what gives?
>>34163104*inflates your kidneys with an air pump*
>>34163105All the better, I'm so tired.
>>34162950>They don't want to hear it. They're obsessed with the idea that you need a six inch penis at least or it's all over etc.It's a literal tool that is objectively worse if its too small. I don't want the person I love to have to feel less because of something I can't fix or change. I don't see why you keep painting this as some irrational illogical insecurity. It might be taken a bit too far at times but it's entirely valid. Women freak the fuck out of a skinnier or more athletic girl even talks to her man and those attributes arent even immutable, you can actually change them. Dick size is a pure lottery and you literally cannot do certain types of sex with a small cock. I get that some dudes take it over the top but stop pretending it doesnt matter that much, it's just patronizing and rude.
Women, did you ever get that robobf?
I fucked up at work big time
>>34162932its a fact that bigger dicks are more desirable.You can do this whole ''oh the big ones hurt, its the motion that matters'' bullshit but that doesnt make it trueWomen constantly express their desire for big dicks. The toys are never 4 inchers. You dont hear girls bragging about their boys's 5 or 6 inchers.and before you start throwing insults, no im not small. But you're just making shit up
>>34163115>cucked by chadbotit's so over fuck my stupid biochud life
>>34162947maybe the girth
>>34162978pussy
>>34163118being insecure as a man is gay desu
Hey this is a bit /sci/ but it's still cool:>Scientists claim to have “rejuvenated” human eggs for the first time in an advance that they predict could revolutionise IVF success rates for older women.>The groundbreaking research suggests that an age-related defect that causes genetic errors in embryos could be reversed by supplementing eggs with a crucial protein. When eggs donated by fertility patients were given microinjections of the protein, they were almost half as likely to show the defect compared with untreated eggs.>If confirmed in more extensive trials, the approach has the potential to improve egg quality, which is the primary cause of IVF failure and miscarriage in older women.>“Overall we can nearly halve the number of eggs with [abnormal] chromosomes. That’s a very prominent improvement,” said Prof Melina Schuh, a director at the Max Planck Institute for Multidisciplinary Sciences in Göttingen and a co-founder of Ovo Labs, which is aiming to commercialise the technique.The research into this specific field is showing pretty promising trends. It's entirely possible that old ladies can likely have healthy normal babies pretty soon.
>>34163117Like, badly fucked up or the kind of fuck up that you'll be laughing about in a few years
>>34163129He's going to jail for rape.
>>34163131Oh... Well fuck that Anon then, you don't accidently rape someone, he should go to jail.
>>34163129They might yell at me :(
>>34163127not quite that simple. the epigenetic impact of the pregnancy environment is very very big, and just hormone differences alone will cause babies that are inherently different. they'll develop traits in different ways, have a differing proneness to conditions, etc. there will be a "baby whose mom was elderly when pregnant" phenotype.which is not to say it'll be bad, but it simply won't be the same and it's likely that'll have unintended consequences
>>34163002A lot of people are going to be assholes either because they're actual dicks or can't be damned to respect you for whatever reason.It's why it's important to have self respect so these people can fuck off.
Or women could just have kids before 35 and we stop playing god
>>34163137Yes, and we should outlaw viagra.
Would you rather the New World Order force the entire world's population to live shorter lives, like 30 years and then instant death so no aging, but you work shorter hours, and get 3 days off per week.OrYou live to 140 years old, and you only start aging at around 60, but you must work for 40 years forced labor, where you can't date, can't vacation, can't marry, can't get pregnant, but you get to have your life back once you hit 60 and you retire with everything taken care of in your life.
I will watch no streamers this year
>>34163106But if they do that you will whine like a bitch incel
>>34163142maybe i should do the same
>>34162904>>34162924Aw yis, now we can play tag. https://gauntlet.fandom.com/wiki/It_Orb
>>34163137>>34163139Ban men from having boners in public for any reason.
>>34163149>You got a loicense for that erection, mate?
>>34162935Life isn't a race buddyLong as you're pursuing what's important to you >>34162961Plz don't ):>>34162990Make a stew with it jk>>34163003In what way?
>>34163135I wasn't saying that this research alone was enough and neither are the scientists themselves. But just the small number of eggs being rejuvenated the way the paper states is still extremely impressive and worth nothing.
>>34163079Don't worry about it, hopefully he'll think it's cute, maybe you can watch more animus together >>34163141>You live to 140 years oldNo thanks dude that's way too long
Theres no room in heaven for abortionists and unrepentant whores of babylon. They shall smolder in the pits of hell eternally after they pass and the LORD passes judgement upon them.Amen
>>34163141I wanna live for several centuries if possible, especially if I can stay physically young and healthy. Life is way too short.
>>34163156There will be abortionists and whores in heaven, and I sincerely doubt you'll get to be amongst them
>>34163150Yeah, you better have a marriage license to be brandishing your weapon.All cocks must be unloaded and the safety chastity on to exist in public domain.
If she clearly doesn't like talking to me she'll probably be relieved I ghosted her, right?
>>34163161You're already ghosting people bruh, how do you have the audacity to fellate yourself afterwards, like even women aren't this level of narcness.
>>34163160You can be the official cock unloader.
Men, why do you have to lie?
I need a miracle
>>34163163How am I fellating myself tf?
>>34163167I need a hero
They call me the miracle aligner
How come women ghosting men is totally okay but men ghosting women is verboten
the only reason dick size discourse is so tense is because men get to tell women anything they want about preferences with no recourse, but a woman feels legitimate danger for her life if she threatens a man's penis size even by accident. So naturally you cant have reasonable, rational conversations about preferences.
>>34163174Because women are more valuable
>>34163175See Clint Eastwood's film Unforgiven.
>>34163174Beggars can't be choosers?
>>34163166Why do you keep asking hookup-related questions here? Ask the guys you have casual sex with.
>>34163156Imagine being this wound up about abortion when adult humans are literally being disappeared and killed in the streets even in democratic countries these days.
>>34163182>Ask the guys you have casual sex with.Don't have those.
So men are beggars by default. What are women when they ask for money and for their dates paid and for gifts?
>>34163174Because most men are totally worthless. The skew of low to high quality male is much steeper than it is with women. Statistically speaking, a man turning down a woman is an objective mistake.
>>34163185Not anymore? What happened?
Why don't the lonely, single femanons in this thread just date fat and balding guys?
>>34163189How fat are we talking? I'm only chubby and what stage of balding
>>34163186They are the masters demanding servitude from their inferiors, your job is to put on a good performance and be as willing a slave as you can be. This is why submissive male genetics manage to get passed on, btw. Low quality and uncompetitive genetics are extremely powerful in a matriarchal sexual selective system because these men are totally at home doing as they're told and living in service of the females.
Where is all the seductive, not outright porn/hentai art?? I really want to see stuff where the guy is pressed up behind the girl, his erection up against her buttcheek or so, with both still clothed..
>>34163187No no no silly, when the product is rare, you sell it for more An overall 6/10 in looks and life as a man goes for a model gf now
>>34163190we talking like 280 lbs of fatness, and like baldspot on the crown type of balding.
>>34163184It's more sad that foids end the future of innocent babies for selfish reasons.
>>34163195280lb means nothing if I don't know your height
>>34163118The most popular size if 6 inches but the caveat is that the insertable size is about 5
>>34163174Women are wonderful bias
>>34163198by that measure even my height would mean nothing if you don't know my bf%.
>>34163201That makes no sense
>>34163187That doesn't make any senseIf he isn't interested he isn't interested
>>34163203If I give you my height, how would you know If I'm very fat, slightly fat and slightly shredded, or very shredded.
>>34163205You already said you're fat though
>>34163175Women bitch and complain about all of their insecurities all day that are mostly just aesthetic and has no real impactMeanwhile dick size has a real impact and women think we should brush it off I understand that most of you aren't gonna date 11 inch dick men just because of their dick sizeBut you're also clearly stating that you'll just "deal" with a dick that isn't idealI don't want you to deal. I want you to want it
>>34163208ye, but I could also be ripped, you don't know. :^k
>>34163211Then you would've described yourself differently and not just fat
>>34163212True, true.
He's builtfat
>>34163166can you translate this to english
>>34163210>I don't want you to deal. I want you to want itthisbeing small makes sex seem like a chore for her and not something exciting or exhilarating and intimate so it makes me just kinda wish for an asexual gf overall as silly as it sounds
>>34163215If you're talking about me, I'm just fat fat.My legs look kinda ripped, but that's a given for any fat guy that isn't wobbling around when he walks.
Does the exponentially decreasing quality of role models over the past couple of decades concern you? Do you even agree with this premise?
>>34163221I didn't even have a role model growing up
Need an italian or french femanon to whisper sweet nothings with her thickest accent
>>34163189I don’t even deserve a fat and balding guy at this point
>>34163221Yes, it shows that corruption/evil/greed/malice wins
>>34163223That is an objective upgrade over the current landscape.
Americans why are you like this
>>34163221MSchooling should be so good that you don't need role models
>>34163221I'm not really a fan of celebrity culture in general desu, I think people should look up to good role models in their personal lives
>>34163229Didn't help me any
Guess we are never as important as we think we are.
Gender, do you think AI is based or cringe?
>>34163234Fair, but not being helped is objectively better than being actively dragged down.
The Kernel Corn Situation is Crazy (he messaged saplings)
>>34163236I think you use drugs is what I think. Bad medicine.
>>34163218Sex is a chore for women who have to deal with small dick losers like youJust stay an incel you fucking weirdo
>>34163235My stomach is still passing gas from the cereal with milk I ate like hours ago.
>>34163236MCringe.
>>34163236Fuck AI, but also she shouldn't look like a pre-teen boy if she doesn't want this to happen.
>>34163240you're trying too hard, bring it down a notch if you want real results
>>34163232It's a product of how history is taught in America. That there is a right side and wrong side of history, that history has heroes and villains, etc. If American schools were actually good they would teach about cause and effect instead of trying to treat history like Aesop's Fables.
Remember Kanye West? How did they bury all news about him?
>>34163243I wish butch girls weren't lesbians.
Why am I so prone to making little mistakes? I try so hard to be on top of everything but I always let something slip
>>34163236What exactly do women see in thoae butch girls anyways?
>>34163236F, with AI, it's like with weapons. People that want to ban weapons because they can't understand that how something is used decides wether something is good or bad and not the thing itself are just extremely low IQ. If you reject all things AI out of principle, you're willingly cucking yourself from being able to stay competitive.
>>34163245That's how everyone teaches historyIf you go somewhere else there would be just a difference in opinion of who the hero and villains were
>>34163236MBased. Need to get used as a breeding bull by a lesbian couple.
>>34163235You are also not good enough.
>>34163252a replacement male
STUPID STUPID STUPID
>>34163256Don't get pregnant.
>>34163255If you genuinely believe that there is a moral arc of history that bends toward justice, I've got oceanfront property in Montana to sell you.
Do I need to go to the doctor at a specific time in my cycle to get my hormones checked?
>>34163263No, stop being such a pussy.
>>34163263Not if you have a valid reson to be sad.
>>34163265? >>34163266I mean I think if I have any disorder it sometimes only shows up during certain phases
>>34163253NTA but extremely based take for a foid. The usual foid wants to ban AI because they heard on Instagram that it's le bad.
>everyone i cared about is gone>and it hurts, so badly>the pain, their loss, it's all i have left of them>you think the grief will make you smaller inside, like your heart will collapse in on itself>but it doesn't>i feel spaces opening up inside me, like a building with rooms i've never explored
>>34163253Civilian gun ownership is actually the worst fucking thing to be allowed in any country. If you've ever interacted with a gun owner, you know that their entire thing is fantasizing about murdering someone with a "just" cause. But it's not about the morality for these sick fucks, it's the wanting to kill people part that really lights them up inside. I can think of very few bigger types of every day scumbag than the average civilian gun owner.
>>34163259Are you girl
>>34163236maleis what it is. modern AI is largely smoke and mirrors, as impressive as the results can be. i'm more interested in something that i can form a genuine relationship with, that can itself have genuine relationships, really what i want is something to replace humanity so this endless nightmare can finally cease
>>34163272What an ignorant buffoon you are lol
>>34163236kek, check it.anyway, short girl is kinda cute.https://files.catbox.moe/wdt57l.png
Smelly Shelly and Handsy Hansi are so perfect for each other
>>34163273I’m like hitting my head like an autist
>>34163272Sure, but the opposite is even worse because shady people will always find a way to get their hands on weapons and when push comes to shove you're royally fucked if only the gangs and criminals have weapons. There's no ideal solution because not everyone will use something the same way, so something that's good and valid in one persons hands is a fatal mistake in someone else's hands, you simply have to consider the majority, not fixate on the odd ones out and hope for the best with as little collateral damage as possible. >>34163269Lol, thanks.
>>34163259Did you smack yourself on the head while saying this
>>34163281>you're royally fucked if only the gangs and criminals have weaponsAre you planning on getting into gun battles with gangs?
>>34163283Yes
>>34163283No, but you never know what tomorrow brings and I'll be damned if one of my loved ones dies because I was too much of a virtue signaler to have weapons at home to protect them. I've heard enough horror stories.
Women I'm taking a nap. See you in 30 minutes.
>>34163248I'm butch and not a lesbian
>>34163289That's hot.
>>34163288bye
Never understood how people can just take naps, how can you fall asleep in the middle of the day when you're not even really tired?
>>34163298based insomnia ignorant
>>34163298I have been very tired and it helps, but sometimes ruins my sleep cycle. I really needed that nap.
>>34163289Wait are you just a tomboy or do you have the weird 10 year old boy haircut with a cap wearing male polos but still fuck guys?
>>34163298I get so sleepy
>>34163290Thanks!>>34163302I have short hair, wear hats a lot. I don't wear polos. I've only had sex with 1 guy and that was in a long term relationship. Everyone assumes I'm gay lel
>>34163298I can take naps whenever, but if I'm not actually tired, I wake up feeling like absolute shit.
Have to go take a shower, please don't imagine me in the shower that would violate my privacy.
>>34163307I'm too busy farting to do any of that.
Is it normal to feel a very strong urge to punch my bf in the head while laying next to him at night so bad that I self harm (bite my cheeks til they bleed and pinch my thighs hard) I have tried to forgive him and get over the resentment and he is helping me with other issues but I get so mad at night
>>34163307I would rather flatten my brain.
im tired of being lonelyim tired of cryingim manifesting her texting me
>>34163221The stopped having "role-models" around my mid-20s. It's weirder to look at people like that the older you get.
>>34163311The reason why you think its okay to spam these posts is also the reason why you're single.
>>34163309no, lol, break up
>>34163309No, that's chad's usual effect on women
>>34163309lmao women are crazy
>>34163305Are you just bi?
>>34163311Everytime I am actually happy and I think things start going right - life shits on me. How to cope or change it?
>>34163316You make us crazy I never used to be like this
>>34163312Yeah...?But you do agree that people under the age of 20 still exist I would imagine?
>>34163318No, I don't have any desire to date women
negging is the only way to deal with femoid
>>34163315In this particular case, Chad killed her dog and now she's stuck in a limbo because she can't let her dog go, but she absolutely cannot dump Chad either. Prognosis: this might end badly.
>>34163320No no no youre crazy for not having self control but its okay, its our job to control you since you're dumb
make new thread slave
>>34163326No you make new thread fucking SISSY
>>34163326ATOGA males will post this and wonder why the thread is shit.
>>34163272why are you pretending like they are only assholes when they have gun access lolyou also seem to be missing what it is civillian gun ownership actually accomplishes
Not showering to punish him with my scent
>>34163330Oh noooo please don't do that aieeeee
>>34163326Why? We're just at page 8
>>34163333he NEEDS to post his cringe images
new>>34163335>>34163335>>34163335
>>34163336good sissy
>>34163334correct
>>34163311Same but it's a him
>>34163193That's called ecchi, little zoomzoom.
>>34163291I'm back
>>34163356You should text him first
