>>34197985
>>34200476Femanons, would you date a fat and balding guy?
I love milfs
>>34200476Is Korra's dicking-down going to cure her of her lesbionic tendencies?
Any gender, what sort of hobbies do you find attractive
>>34200475She has lots of scenes with multiple white menGoddamn I wish COLONIZED or BLEACHED was a real thing
>>34200476Lol yes keep korraposter away
>>34200490When I was a university student not all that long ago, Pre-Law Debate Society and Model UN were my usual foraging grounds for potential women to get involved with. I also dated a few women in my campus's Navy ROTC but they turned out to be gay (twice) - not bisexual, just gay. Military chicks, you know?
>>34200490I think women who do bushcraft are really cool.
>>34200490MI currently have a crush on a girl I met playing magic the gathering, so that I guess.
>>34200490M, pussy crushin'.
I'm horny!
Are you misgendering your animals? Make sure to ask them their preferred pronouns and do not make assumptions based on biological sex.
>>34200503>magic the gatheringHow about you magically gather some irl friends, bitch?
>>34200490MYou mean in a woman?Idk but whatever ones they have seem to be cuteI will put a caveat that it has to be somewhat normal
>>34200490M beach volleyball
>>34200509Jesus fucking Christ, transphobics really have only one joke, don't they?>le i identify as an attack helicopter meme
>>34200490MBJDs
>>34200515Did you not think you'd get adequate (you)s unless you replied to your own post like this?
>>34200509Anon, I had its balls cut off. I think I'm so far beyond respecting its gender its comical.
>>34200490M, hobbies I find attractive in a woman?>OnlyFans>Sex Tourism>Competitive Hot Dog Eating (Dick Sucking) Competitions >Erotic Modeling >Bukkake>Attendance at sex on premises clubs (swinger clubs, bathhouses on all genders nights)
>>34200490Cooking/baking.
Women, have you ever had a sexual encounter with a male eunuch, like that one scene on Game of Thrones?
>>34200490I like me a Cool Girl with masculine hobbies like being a mechanichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZChGJpv6Yc
>>34200476I hate you>>34200486>Is Korra's dicking-down going to cure her of her lesbionic tendencies?It was the opposite. Mako was so bad it made Korra and Asami gay.
Women, where do you place on the big muscular hairy guy/cis cuddly femboy spectrum?No judging I want the actual data, don't be scared to offend me.
>>34200511Do women find men cool?
Who was in the wrong here?
>>34200535God I wish I could make brown asian and black women gay with my incel powers.
>>34200535Now we just need Ty Lee and Azula to les out and all will be right with the world.
>>34200536I like both ends of the spectrum but I don't really like anything in between. Give me lumberjacks or femboys.
>>34200537I'm old, back in my school days the kind of men women found cool were, like, Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom. Then more recently it's been dudes like Timothee Chalamet. Generations before me it was Judd Nelson and James Dean.The message across time and space has been that women like moody, emo soft boys with a twinky physique and a haunted, petulant expression on their face.
>>34200490I prefer a man of many hobbies. Do lots of cool shit.
>>34200536I don’t get the question
>>34200532Wrong thread, incel
>>34200490witchcraft and dark sorceryalso making cookies and gardening
>>34200542>Now we just need Ty Lee and Azula to les out and all will be right with the world.You're implying they weren't, when in reality their relationship revolved around Azula domming Ty Lee. She loved it up until Azula threatened Mai.
>>34200486He pretend to be a lesbian that got pretend married and said he would leave but obviously couldn’t get over the obvious larp and now sorta just hangs around
>>34200555Are you more into big manly men with hairy chests or do you like more cute and slim guys with lighter features that would cuddle you more than giving you a real pounding?Put the two at the ends of a spectrum and tell me winch you prefer the most.
>>34200490FIf he likes baseball and video games it would be perfect
>>34200571the ball and gun boyfriend.
>>34200476For me, it's Korra/Bolin(Still better than that woke dykeslop, though)
>>34200562Well.it should have been on screen.
>>34200490FCreative hobbies. I like musicians. Someone mentioned glass blowing a few threads ago and that sounds attractive to me. Or carpentry, something about being good at math in a practical way like that is hot.I do want him to have a physical hobby too, not necessarily going to the gym but something that encourages him to move rather than defaulting to sitting on our asses watching tv 90% of the time.
I was recently hooked up to a sex machine against my will and am now being pumped up the bum.
>>34200568Oh fuck off schizo have sex >DO NOT STICK YOUR DICK IN CRAZYSaid the incel that has never stuck his dick in anything other than a toilet roll
>>34200420Sabrina Carpenter is bae nglSabrina the Hedgehog in Espresso Zone Act 1https://voca.ro/11C5yyDQ9UQP
>>34200570I would like a strong man that can lift me for a long time
>>34200476I won't read goofy pop culture threads about no-one in particular on an advice board.
>>34200571>BaseballIs rounders good enough?
>>34200576Don’t know what that means
>>34200586Bruh. Just help me clean it up. The thread is gonna have so many less images from this shit.
>>34200592It's cool, don't worry about it.
Are there any femanons who are actually straight?
>>34200594Just spam normalfag shit until they go away, incels defeated by the power of love and friendship
>>34200591Sure. Small bat, go go go
>>34200601Bet
>>34200538Bitches get one (1) bootleg van cleezy and think they bougie shyt
Dog ass thread
This is entj spamming by the way.
>>34200580In season 1, I agreed. But it soon became obvious that Bolin deserved better. I do have some threesome art of Korra/Bolin/Asami that's pretty peak. I can't post it on here, tho.>>34200584>I was recently hooked up to a sex machine against my will and am now being pumped up the bum.Love this for you. We should all be so blessed.>>34200581Agreed. I hope they put it in the comics eventually.
As a guy i only seem to attract african, Spanish or Arabic women. While i have a thing for Caucasian and Asian women, but making a move on them feels like i am talking to a wall. What to do femanons?
is it normal to want to creampie a femboy
>>34200615>Agreed. I hope they put it in the comics eventuallyI always imaged that after the war, Azula openly masturbates.in her prison cell, not caring who is watching. That needs to be in the comics too.
>>34200538Him obviously He rejected "let's go get ice cream together" in favor of "you go and get ice cream for us both, or I'll go and only get some for myself".
Why is his English so bad
https://youtube.com/shorts/jnNggUgDXcYWhy, tho?
They finally did it, they made a shitposter more annoying than ENTJ.
>>34200633That is entj, and you're entj too.
>>34200632Is this lore <3
>>34200632Fucking Gunther trying to turn back into Orgalorg
>>34200504aka slamming clams
>>34200490MThe hobbies that women find unattractive on men, I find incredibly attractive on women, at vice versa Nerdy neet girls, nice Gym girls, yikes
Femanons, how often do you buttstuff with your bf/husband?
>>34200653None of this is true.
State genderBesides English and any native language, have you ever learned another language as an adult? Which, why, and how fluent are you?
>>34200665I don't but I'd like to
>>34200659Go eat a can of corned beef cuz.
>>34200669why
>>34200665What does he want
>>34200671Why what
>>34200669He doesn't like it or you haven't asked?What stuff do you want to do?
>>34200666>None of this is true.>Accountability for modern women is just like kryptonite is for superman.
>>34200676Why do you want it in the butt
FUCK MY STUPID FUCKING IDIOT LIFE IM SERIOUS I CANT FUCKING DO ANYTHING RIGHT
>>34200665With my most recent?Never. I think he genuinely wasn't into it not just lying for the first few months like the rest of them do.
>>34200685based if female
>>34200685What happened now
>>34200685what's up anon, what's bothering ya?
>>34200678>What stuff do you want to do?Get butt fucked>He doesn't like it or you haven't asked?I haven't asked because I've never done it before and I'm scared>>34200684It seems fun and dirty
>>34200691He's fat and balding
Anal, like elaborate rope bondage, should stay in porn.
>>34200668FLol no I've never had enough reason to put in the effort
If dick size can disqualify a guy who is otherwise great, how strong is the inverse? How much of a fuck up outside of genitalia can a man be for his monster cock to make it all right?
>>34200669Are you white?
>>34200696Based
>>34200699No
>>34200686Do you not want it?
>>34200702What color are you?
>>34200705Black
>>34200698I'm sorry to say not much, I'll let the women answer if they want, but women are such cruel bitches (don't @ me these are facts now) that they disqualify good men for short comings but refuse to keep a consistency for those traits to elevate others because no joke, they're such needy and entitled bitches (facts sorry) that they feel entitled to all of it. Height, length, girth, income, muscle mass, facial bone, genetics, etc.
I Know What You Did Last Summer vs. Cruel Intentions, which '90s movie wins?
>>34200696But I want to get pegged.
>>34200668FApart from English and my native Slovak, I learned Swahili to communicate with my boyfriends family
Do all the black /atoga/ girls want it in the butt?
>>34200708Is your bf white?
>>34200665Don’t have a bf, but want to do it when I get one
>>34200718Yes. Sorry.
>>34200680What color of Kryptonite though?
>>34200653>Is my essay accurate?I'm not reading all that ngl so have another Sabrina Carpenter Sega Medadrive remix https://voca.ro/17FvngN1vI4j>>34200693many such cases>>34200710Cruel Intentions deffos>>34200668>have you ever learned another language as an adultHolyC>>34200716black don't crack
>>34200665Once every couple weeks. The prep is what's keeping me from wanting my butt stuffed every time we have sex, though.>>34200716Don't generalize.
>>34200713Mudshark
>>34200692>>34200720Describe your ideal butt fucking.
>>34200728It's a fake ass post dawg
>>34200731Sure, but could also just be Her.
>>34200698Barely at all>>34200704I'm not opposed but I'd like to not get any more hemorrhoids I do not miss it.>>34200710I haven't seen either of these
>>34200668MApart from English and my native German, I learned Tagalog to communicate with my girlfriends family
>>34200727I'm surprised you're still here.
>>34200721Do you ever do raceplay?
I wish I could talk to women without sounding like I'm gay.
>>34200736Just finished some shoveling. Getting dick in an hour so you guys can get a break from me.
State genderImagine your perfect dream partner in terms of personality, interests, body, etc. Now, would you still date them if they were Black?
>>34200729Like in porn. Idk, I haven’t done it
>>34200716Only two black femanons are real and one only has lesbian sex
>>34200740FYep.
>>34200740M, she's already black.
>>34200668M, besides English and Native American, I learned 68k assembly to communicate with my robot fiancé>>34200705>What color are you?never changed 4chan
>>34200742I'm real. Real-ly mad at you.
>>34200740Mdepends on what kind of black
>>34200739If and when you spend some time getting acquainted with Miss Stone, please share your review.
>>34200740MNo whiteness is integral to her. Without that she almost instantly loses her body, likely her interests, and probably her personality unless she was raised in a middle to high class neighborhood.
>>34200740Dude I prefer black women, so yes.Why would race have anything to do with whether it'd work or not though?
>>34200740No
>>34200740I've got a thing for lily white blonde girls, so "ideal body but black" doesn't really wotk.
>>34200705I think the real question is:What Colour is Your Parachute?
How many /atoga/ black girls are redbones?
>>34200740MYes fuckI wish I could have a black gf but I'm only around the hood rats and even the smart classy ones are too lefty for me
>>34200740Bro, I don't even find tanned white guys attractive.
>>34200737Kind of but it wasn't focused on raceplay
Where the dark skinded ass black femanons at?
>>34200740MaleRace doesn't make a difference for me, I've got no time for racism when the world is crushing us all to death anyway.
This is most likely going to piss people off but, being too obsessive over how black, white, brown etc. they are is a form of racist fetishism.
>>34200763We know, we don't care.
>>34200757Good luck, you're more likely to find a conservative black boyfriend before you find a black conservative girlfriend. Your idea of non white trad wives is delusional.
>>34200758racist af
>>34200770Having a black baby daddy does that.
>>34200763I like black girls, because they have dark skin, but beyond the color itself, they usually also have more toned physiques because of the higher test
>>34200757>>34200770And this is not?Fuck ya'll with a big black dildo.
>>34200763And?
How it feels to not have weird racial hangups.
>>34200771Is that true.Holy shit it would explain a lot and be hilarious.
>>34200775This view by itself is actually a racial hang up too.
>>34200775Seething
>>34200776It's not. He loves bragging about getting fucked in the ass by dogs too.
>>34200490FDrawing/painting, woodshop, restoring vintage cars and bikes>>34200420While both are industry plants, Sydney's got the better body and talent (even though the latter isn't saying much). Never heard one of Sabrina's songs in the wild, even if I would have recognized it.>>34200536I'd say the former, or at least if he's reasonably lean/in shape. Femboys are a "no" for me.>>34200668F; I took two courses for Italian in community college and still know some basic phrases.
>>34200740MDate? yeahMarry? no
>34200782>He loves bragging about getting fucked in the ass by dogs too.That's no way to talk about your kid.
>>34200763All physical attraction is a form of fetishism.Also race can often fundamentally affect your personality
>>34200786That'd be your kink, jeet shitter.
>>34200740F; would date, but wouldn't marry.
>>34200784Industry plants are exactly the stars that people remember for generations. There's a reason people remember Avril Lavigne, but not The Eyeliners.
>>34200775like a fat retarded chinaman?
>>34200789Why?
>>34200790Avril is much prettier than them?
I'm 37 male and a virgin, I've never chased romance but I still worry about how people will see me if I tell them this. The main question I'm afraid of is "Why are you a virgin?" I honestly don't know how to answer that in a way that would satisfy someone without them thinking somethings wrong with me and I'm someone dangerous or has dangerous views.
>>34200763
>>34200796Become a Catholic bishop
State genderDo you even travel?
Women Would you s my d for Pokémon cards
>>34200490MaleNothing in particular. As long as it's not super social and not inappropriate, I'm happy as long as she has things she enjoys.>>34200665The absolute state of pornsickness
>>34200799MNo because I don't have the money or the time or the desire
>>34200481Me too.
>>34200740M, yeah ofc lol>>34200784>both are industry plantsI don't think this is true desu, sure they have good marketing teams now but they've both been doing stuff since childhoodSabrina's first label treated her like ass and after four albums that charted poorly she broke the contract and left>>34200797lmaoJean rescued Nadia from jewel thieves tho, he's a real one>>34200793I guess just try not to get in your head about it or hide things from people. Just be honest about how it just never happened and you didn't meet the right person blah blah>>34200799I did in the past, not anymore tho
>>34200740MaleNo, because my dream partner also thinks racemixing is a tragedy
Men, can you even handwrite?
>>34200799>EvenWoman post.No. I might someday by myself only to Europe and purely for spiritual reasons, but maybe I'll check out other places.
>>34200799MalePeople are more important than places. I only travel with people or to see people.
>>34200799I hate airplanes too much.
>>34200793She wasn't ever prettier than The Veronicas, who were a one-hit wonder compared to her.
>>34200490M while I like video games her idea of video games is probably the holy trinity of boring (Animal Crossing, Sims, Stardew Valley). Anime would be fine. I can tolerate shoujo garbage. hmmm. Oh, right. Music, country and 80s metal. Guns. Planes. Mecha Camping. Can't think of anything else.
>>34200813>The VeronicasGimped by being Aussies.
>>34200809Yes, with both hands if need be.
>>34200785>>34200789This is even worse than just saying you'd marry them, since it shows you're also willing to use people for temporary fun and then throw them away when you're finished.
>>34200800How rare are they?
>>34200799MI'm travelling to Japan later this year>>34200797I should be more racist
>>34200815>her idea of video games is probably the holy trinity of boring (Animal Crossing, Sims, Stardew Valley)Christ, what an asshole.
>>34200490MCuddling, enjoying life, not taking themselves seriously, patience, giving talk therapy, and trying to find the positives in boring moments.
JH has done irreparable damage to my mental image of black women
>>34200823
>>34200825JH has done irreparable damage to my cock.
>>34200825You know she's more Latina than Black right?
>>34200763I don't care, rabbi. Not interested in dating nonwhites.
>>34200806oops meant to reply to >>34200796>>34200790I would argue Avril Lavigne was more of an industry plant by her label than Sabrina, but she's also actually really talented lol. She would've found success regardless>>34200809Yeah but I rarely do it these days
>>34200784>>34200806I don't think Sydney is an industry plantShe's just a middling actress with big tits and she shows offThat's how most women get famous How many people had heard of Margot Robbie before she was naked in Wolf of Wall Street? Now shes a feminist iconSabrina is an industry plant though. She was a disney channel actress. She's in the Phineas and Ferb spin-off as a regular
I have no evidence to verify this claim but I am certain that selling novelty candy in the form of some sort of flavored liquid/gel with perforated sheet paper would do fucking numbers. Kinda like fun dip but in the form of acid rising. State GenderThoughts?Would you try that candy?
>>34200836>That's how most women get famous >How many people had heard of Margot Robbie before she was naked in Wolf of Wall Street? Now shes a feminist iconGood point. DESU I don't have any intention of watching Sydney's stuff save for saving screencaps and webms.
>>34200836Is anything she has been in good? I've only seen White Lotus and that sucked.
>>34200843Acid dosing*
>>34200843Wasn't there a candy like this but it was more skittle like?
>>34200832Oy vey! Anyway, your rent is due.
>>34200820Grow the fuck up. Dating someone doesnt have to be using them. Obviously I'm dating her to have fun, the same reason she's dating me, and I'm making sure both of us are having fun. I'm gonna be the most fun white boy she'll ever date.
>>34200836>She's in the Phineas and Ferb spin-off as a regularyeah I used to watch it in highschool lol (she also did various voices in Phineas and Ferb and Sofia the First)that premiered in 2016 though, she only became a big star in 2024 when Espresso was a hit
>>34200851Probably, I’m imagining something Juicy Drop Pop adjacent. The specific product you’re referring to however, I am unaware of
>>34200843F and yes, I'd imagine they're a better form of those button candies.>>34200820I never said it'd be temporary, m8. I'd simply rather marry someone of my own race.
Women, how would you feel if the morron from your dinner for shmuck, started hitting on you, after you invited him?
>>34200857>Juicy Drop Pop*nam style flashback to Blockbuster Video*
Samefagging, but said race is half-Italian, half-Polish.
>>34200860Only moron here is you buddy
>>34200490MCreative hobbies are the coolest. Playing an instrument, drawing, writing. Nothing wrong with liking "consumer" hobbies like travel, food, TV, music, etc. if she's actually excited about them and not just chasing trends, but creative hobbies are so much more fun to share and talk about. I like hearing what she's working on, why she made certain choices, and what she's most proud of making.
>>34200853That they agree to it doesn't mean you aren't using them for temporary pleasure.>>34200859> I'd simply rather marry someone of my own race.Which means that if you date someone you wouldn't marry, you're intending for it not to last.
>>34200803Must be a thirdieTravel is cheap af. It's literally like, $1000 dollars for a plane ride both ways across an ocean, and it's not hard to find hotels/hostels for just a few hundred or less total for a week, and then have a couple hundred for activities, restaurants, shopping, etc, and you can easily have a great lifetime experience for like $2000 dollars, probably much less depending on where you go.
>>34200796Youre cooked until you can get some experience under your belt. The women ITT will never admit to it because women are dishonest snakes but when women find out that a man isnt having sex their first thought is "what is wrong with this guy that is scaring all of the women away". You dont even have to say it, they can just tell. You gotta get some sex if you wanna turn that around for yourself, I recommend hiring a hooker to get some experience, they wont judge you for it (since youre paying them) and some even specialize in first timers
Hmm*cums*
>>34200815anime?
>>34200859You'd fuck a black guy but marry a white guy?Gross
>>34200879She's brown
>>34200811I have no one to travel with or travel to see, but there are places I want to see so I go anyway.
Reminder that any fraternization with moids here will be viewed as deeply unprofessional in your next performance audit
>>34200869No I'm a just a wagieI don't have a thousand to spend on a flight if I want to keep my apartment
>>34200884You could travel to see me...
>>34200866How would you feel if you invited me to a dinner for shmuck, but I hitted on you?
>>34200876Macross Zero
>>34200879Date doesn't necessarily mean "will fuck". Take that what you will since this is an image board, but there are also many women who don't constantly show off every black guy they bed on social media because they're not on there in the first place.
>>34200888Depends where you live.
>>34200876nta but Macross Zero, which is a prequel OVAyou should also check out this anime tho https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxzBvqY5PP0
>>34200798then people will just think I'm after their kids >>34200835Yeah, it took me two hours just to come up with "never tried" as my reply I should just be honest>>34200870I live in Texas and have absolutely no idea where or how to even go about looking for a lady of the night plus the legal risks are pretty severe and I don't have my own place or a car either.
Listen, all I wanna say is, I race mix because the contrast is fucking hot. Doesn't mean they're husband material though.
>>34200868What's your point? Why would I date someone for any reason other than temporary pleasure? That's the reason any of us do any of this insane shit. Literally how old are you
>>34200870>>34200896You don't even have to mention they were hookers, either. Just wear protection and ask for their most recent STD test.
>>34200890>area 88ONE WAY OR ANOTHERI'LL GET MYSELF TOGETHERhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SowhxMT3dzE
>>34200889Learn English gay nigger
>>34200898>Husband materialEw gross in any case but race?
>>34200843So you have to eat the paper? Nah.I also think it's not a great idea to make candy that looks like drugs. Because then you're going to get a bunch of 6 year olds tripping way too hard from mistaking real drugs for the candy in the hospital and get a bunch of lawsuits.
>>34200859>Candy buttonsPerfect comparison, the urge to do psychedelics runs deep>>34200862RIP blockbuster, too many memories renting games I was never gonna beat. I can still smell the building
>>34200888Gay
Girls are lucky they don't have to be ugly men
>>34200886Shut up, nerd
>>34200821I’ll give you one of those big boxes if you s my d
>>34200799FYeah. I don't have a passport or anything but I've been to or at least through most of the states.
>>34200896There's sites you can go to. Reddit has (or at least used to have) some resources to guide people into doing it safely. r/sexworkers probably has something. Just remember hookers have more reasons to be cautious than you do. Use a burner number/email to contact them, set up an appointment at their place, get an uber to drop you off somewhere nearby (not at the actual spot), you'll be fine. Get the stink of virgin off of ya>>34200903>you dont even have to mentionOf course youre not gonna tell a girl you fucked a hooker, are you out of your mind
>>34200909Don’t be such a square. Also edible paper has been a thing for forever now.>mistaking real drugs for candy and getting suedFirst of all imagine suing somebody because you left your illegal drugs in a child accessible areaSecond, you’re the reason we can’t have candy cigarettes anymore
>>34200909Desu if you're keeping blotter acid within reach of kids they're ending up hospitalized either way.
>>34200923>Reddit has (or at least used to have) some resources to guide people into doing it safelydon't encourage anon to be an incel redditor fml
>>34200891So you would just hang out with him and not fuck him?
>>34200908White obviously
>>34200799M; When I can afford to. I've been to 7 countries for varying lengths of time in the past 2 years.
>>34200924Just because it's a thing doesn't mean it's good. Fondant exists too.I'm not saying I think they'd be in the right to, but I am saying you'd never be able to get this made. They wouldn't sell candy that comes in a bottle that looks like a pill bottle either. They still make candy cigarettes tho?>>34200925What kid is going to eat that though it looks like eye drops. If they're primed to think that paper with little perforated squares tastes good though....
I'm too cool to give a fuck what people think of me.
>>34200931Eugh. What skin tone? What's husband material for you so you?
>how often do you meet someone you actually want to fuck via online dating M I've probably been on 10-11 dates in the left 6 months. Many of the girls I've met I was interested in at first, but eventually wasn't. A few just weren't interested in me (fair enough) and the rest I found unattractive so I just bailed. Do other people have more success?
>>34200799Nope, enjoying my home life.
>>34200911I didn't have Blockbuster, for me it was Movie Gallery. Six of one, half a dozen of the other.
Since we're talking about travel, has anyone here travelled by cruise ship?
My brother is going to have hapa kids it seems
>>34200799FA little. When I don’t work I mostly want to stay at home.
>>34200934Blotter acid is on paper. And have you ever met a toddler? They stuff stray pieces of paper in their mouths all the time.
>>34200942>My brother is going to have hapa kids it seemsOh that sucks, hopefully he has girls only.
>>34200942Unlucky
>>34200796Hint:Only women born with a hymen, therefore you as a man there's no way anybody can know if you are a virgin or not, so if women always lie about their body count of prostitute i don't see why you shouldn't lie about be a male virgin.
>>34200935FUCK IT WE BALL>>34200937>I've probably been on 10-11 dates in the last 6 months>Do other people have more success?on this site, I doubt it>>34200942shit hapans
>>34200941NeverI'm afraid of being trapped on a boat for 3 weeks while everyone on board has the flu and don't know what I would do with myself on a cruise ship. Plus the idea of stopping in a bunch of different countries for the day and having to make it back to the boat or they just leave with your shit and you have to like, find a way to meet up with the boat again at it's next port? Too stressful.
>>34200955>having to make it back to the boat or they just leave with your shitI don't think that's legal.
>>34200936Big and black Straight from the jungle
>>34200799F and yes (when I can afford it), usually with my family to see history (in and out of the US) and experience some of the lifestyles. The last trip I took was a mother-daughter cruise to Italy and Greece in late summer 2024. My next goal is to knock Japan off my bucket list as a solo trip while the yen's low. Maybe check out some lesser-known hot springs, landmarks, and the countryside, and of course one "free" day in Akihabara lol.
>>34200898If everyone did what youre doing then eventually we wouldnt have any more contrast because everyone would be mixed race. But of course you arent thinking about that, because women and thinking ahead go together about as well as black guys and being good partners/fathers
>>34200934The beginning of my premise already implied it was marketed towards adults. People are already selling Muddy Buddies in the form of a mason jar filled with weed anyways. You’d be aiming towards that market, not children.
>>34200947I'm not talking about toddlers who will put anything in their mouth. I'm talking about a kid smart enough to differentiate between what's food and what isn't. Your average 8 year old has no reason to think eating a piece of paper is a good idea unless they're used to something like this hypothetical candy.Idk I haven't done it myself I've just got friends who do. What's it called when it's just in liquid form in a little dropper bottle then. I assume you could just put that shit on the paper and then voila you have what you're talking about.
>>34200941>.>
>>34200946You should get a job
>>34200942Is your brother The Asian or The White in this relationship. On the bright side his children are statistically more likely to be attractive when they grow up
>>34200939Another different Anon, but for me, it was Hollywood Video.
>>34200959It is. It almost happened to my grandparents one time. If you're just going out for a day trip you're going to leave the majority of your luggage in your room. A boat that has thousands of guests on it will not wait for just you if you're running late getting back.
>>34200964I think that's a male fetishposter >>34200960
>>34200799>Do you even travel?FYes, I've been to a lot of countries, and my wife and I are going to Japan this summer.>>34200898Gross
whats the worst thing about yourself
>>34200966Nta but when I was like 10 I used to eat paper
>>34200976Drunk
>>34200976Weak and stupid
>>34200941MNo but I unironically want to go on a cruise because getting shitty in the ocean sounds pretty rad.
>>34200982Just make sure you don't get killed, robbed or trafficked
>>34200983I’m not valuable enough for any of that. Plus I’d intend on going on some sort of white trash cruise so there’d be plenty of scapegoats and better targets for predators to choose from.
>>34200965>marketed towards adults So is it only sold in places you get carded to go into then?I think that's a stupid fucking idea too. Some idiot kid is going to eat a nug lol. Not bad like the acid, but dumb and a waste of weed. If you're designing a product you need to consider all the potential issues, and whether keeping your original design is worth dealing with those issues. This idea ain't worth the risk for me.
>>34200976Ugly and retarded.
>>34200971>>34200939>>34200911OldAnons represent, we in the Nursing Home corner of /adv/
Trump caved in Minneapolis, chuds cucked once again.
>>34200976I'm terrible with money and credit, I have a mild kratom addiction, and I have autism spectrum disease.
You now remember that time Whitney Houston responded to being accused of smoking crack by saying crack is for poor people.
>>34200982Just make sure you do it on the boat so you don't lose track of time and they don't leave you in fucking morocco
>>34200995Based
>>34200960No dumbass your skintone. This comes off as too strong to not be fake again anyway but just wondering what you're larping as.
>>34200843Just remake those sour altoids please.
>>34200976low iq/small penis/ugly tied between those three, cant decide
>>34200939Aw we had a movie gallery.The day I was old enough to realize my dad left us to pick out a normal movie while he went in the secret porn room in the back was....a day.
>>34200976probably the crippling mental illness and substance abuse>>34200979real, I've been drinking ~75 US Standard Drinks per week recently, it's really bad lolliver failure any%
>>34200939This anonymous poster preferred Hastings. Blockbuster and Family Video were pretty good too though
>>34200991>oldJesus Christ, it gets worse every year. On the bright side at least I still have a baby face
>>34200982>anon ends up in the brig
Both genders:Isn't this double standards?:women and society says that you CANNOT judged the value of a woman based on her sexual experience (not be a virgin, be a whore, high body count), so if she is a whore that doesn't affect her value as woman.But at the same time women and society judged the value of a man basedon his sexual experience (lack of sexual experience, be a virgin, not be a gigolo, low body count), so if he is a virgin he is a loser/less man.So isn't a double standard how women only brings to the table the feminist rhetoric of "men and women are equal" only when benefits women?
>>34201011Bro, learn English. Please.
>>34200976Analysis paralysis, living in my head, I'm decent looking probably a 6/10 boyish look at 32 if women rated me on looks alone but my sheer restlessness and constant indecisiveness ruins it
>>34201016>my sheer restlessness and constant indecisiveness ruins itreal, it's over for ADHD bros
>>34201008Haha, yeah, being in my 30s and having a complex about my low body count and molasses slow career isn't a great feeling. Younger people here need to know that it does get better, but you also feel a little bit like you might be mentally challenged on account of what a long fucking time it takes to get better and how incremental those "getting better" moments are.
>>34200799MaleNo. I hate traveling so much, I completed a Skyrim playthrough without fast traveling.
What is a fuckboy?
>>34201011I don’t speak incel
Why is shipping so goddamn expensive in this country
>>34201026Which country?
>>34201026How is shipping expensive? I can write Emily x Nicole (Class of '09) fanfic for free.
>>34201026Shipping or import fees?
>>34200976Balding and depressed
>>34201020>What is a fuckboy? a self-centered, emotionally unavailable, and often charming man who uses manipulation and inconsistent affection to get what he wants (usually sex or ego boosts) without commitment, making his words and actions contradictory and viewing relationships transactionally. Key traits include being emotionally distant, flaky, lacking accountability, and making you feel special for minimal effort, all while avoiding vulnerability or defining the relationship
>>34201020a boy who just wants to fucc, and is usually manipulative and sleazy to get it
>>34201020A miserable little pile of daddy issues
>>34201005The skater kids all hung out outside of the Movie Gallery popping wheelies and doing flips while blasting Avril Lavigne and early Blink-182 out of a portable stereo (this was before iPods were a thing a few years later). I sometimes wanted to get a skateboard and join them.
>>34200939My town was so small we had some offbrand of thatLike family video or something
>>34201020A man with options.
>>34201036>>34201037>>34201038Nta>Manipulative>SleazyMassive cope. Most fuckboys are straight shooters, you girls are just coping that you got "manipulated" into sex when you just wanted to fuck. Same with daddy issues, they're often extremely well put individuals which is why girls fall for them, although they grow to hate them after they get dumped or catch feelings
>be me, child of a BPD woman who got molested as a kid>"if you ever have sex you're a whore femanon!">don't have sex>still called a whore by my mom constantly>mom disowns me>have sex>it's cozy and the guy is very nice to me>he dumps me>find another cozy guy to have sex with, life goes on, no trauma ensues>happy all the timePremarital sex literally rules. I'm doing this forever.
>>34201017it seems video games or work is the only thing that can turn it off, anything that requires high speed decisions like F-Zero GX or DOOM makes my brain work
>>34201047>you girlsI'm a dude and this is just from my observations and the usage of the term lolthe straight shooters are just manwhores
Why are women like this?
>>34201048your mom wasn't wrong.
>>34201052hot asf ngl
>>34201009Sounds like a vibe desu
>>34201028Shartnada>>34201032Shipping, costs more than the item I'm trying to buy. I really don't wanna cave and just buy some Amazon slop with free shipping but I also don't wanna pay 15 bucks to ship a 14 dollar item.
>>34201053I will not join your cult of misery. I'm literally winning.
>>34201056You're a cuck beta simp
>>34201049>anything that requires high speed decisions like F-Zero GX or DOOM makes my brain worklmao realprobably why I like games like sonic and cuphead also>>34201056get better fetishes bro...
>>34201041Cute. I actually don't know where the skater kids hung out before they put in the skate park, but nobody hung out at movie gallery despite it being right next to a middle school.
>>34201059Hopefully you get stds
>>34201066Incels seethe
>>34201052>Why do whores act like whoresCan literally filter them at a glance
>>34201058How's the trucking industry up there? I know we in the States have a trucker shortage, do you?
>>34201048Women aren't beating the easy mode allegations....
>>34201067Seek help nasty wretched prostitute
>>34201049the games aren't giving your dumbass time to think since your wired differently. i literally can't play any f-zero
>>34201047If he's not lying to you then he's not fuckboy he's just a whore.Fuckboy is an attitude thing like they're smug about the fact that they're pulling one over on her and going to ghost her after he gets what he wants and leaves.They'll both be charming to get in your pants but the whore doesn't tell you he's interested in anything more.
>>34201060In English, please?
>>34201036Show me on the doll where chad hurted you
>>34201052It's just the flip side of manosphere contentPeople who want to feel dark and selfish when they're just alone and miserable
>>34201052Why are these women always brown Stacies? I've never seen a single blonde or even non asiatic leaning brunette in this stuff. Is it bitterness from being considered 2nd place to white Stacies all their lives then finally turning hot from make up and extreme looksmaxing?
>>34201071This was over a span of many years and my partners were picked carefullyMen aren't beating the dumb faggot allegations
>>34201070I dunno probably. So much for the 2 million jeets to pass our workforce
>>34201076You're a dumbass, you wanted the definition for what a fuckboi is and I looked it up and that's what came up and the Ai said so too
>>34201011>society judged the value of a man based on his sexual experienceI don't think this is judged as intensely as it is with women. We usually do not pry into men's sexual history the same we do with women
>>34201079They're hoodrats.
>>34201074No anon, fuckboy is a boy who fucks >>34201080Did you reply to a wrong post
>>34201052The monogamists aren't beating the allegations that monogamy doesn't exist.They don't even exist when they say they are.
>>34201080NtaWhat's the chart for "men outpacing women in trades" say. Idk I don't think it's that dumb to be like "I think I'd rather be an electrician than 100K in debt before I even have a real job"
>>34201089I don't speak zoomer. Does "easy mode" mean I'm easy or does it mean my life is easy?
>>34201079This. The typing patterns and selfie avatars give most of them away.>>34201076The post said to give a straight definition. Whether the typer was bitter or not has no bearings on you.
>>34200976>whats the worst thing about yourselfI'm a cunt>>34201052>Why are women like this?Hoes ragebaiting and moids falling for it.>>34201079Cheating is shamed amongst white people. If a white woman cheats, that's shame on her. If a brown woman cheats, it's shame on the man. That's why they do honor killings and shit.
>>34201093You're speaking to a female welder so I don't really give a shit.
>>34201047Dude women ALWAYS must the victim, because if she is not the victim the only role left is be the bad one of story and no way a woman can be the bad guy in any story, that's why even when a woman cheats she somehow still being the VICTIM(she did it because she felt lonely, she was fooled by a bad man homo breaker, her man didn't give enough attention because he was working as slave, etc)
>>34201048Give it 15 years.>pushing 40>no longer attractive, so get no attention or resources from thirsty men>probably a single mother>life is already over>give or take random cocktail of STDsI feel sorry for your kids. You'll inevitably pass your dysfunction onto them, just like your mom did with you.
>>34200976M, puer aeternus complex. I don't want to grow up because I fear being trapped in adulthood responsibilities and killing my inner child
>>34201097I wouldn't trust a bridge welded together by a women 2bh
>>34201089>No anonWell, you're wrong but you seem pretty set on sticking to your own ideas rather than actually engaging in conversation so there's nothing else to say.
>>34200968nta but I have an appointment at the job center in the afternoon and I haven't applied to anything in the past week
>>34201094nta but that’s not zoomer speak and unless you’re an esl you have no excuse to not understand what that means
>>34201099>homo breakerYo that's what they call me
>>34201086Just check this current thread and see how many times women use the word incel and virgin as insult towards men
>>34201103You can be a ethical fuckboy
>>34201093>What's the chart for "men outpacing women in trades" say"Outpacing" would imply that male tradies are newly outnumbering female ones, but the trades have always been mostly male. It's a false equivalence.
>>34201094"easy mode" is just a dumb incel term to say that women's lives are magically easier>>34201109that's just a manwhore lol
>>34201097Just bringing it up because "you didn't go to college so you're stupid" is classist and we're having gender wars here, don't want to muddy the waters lol. >>34201102Why? We're known to be better at attention to detail shit like that. I want my safety equipment designed by women but tested by men lol.
Wow completely abysmal posts as usual, well done
>>34201110I'm sure more men graduated from colleges back when they wouldn't let women go lol. You're thinking too hard about it the word choice is to match the image don't pull a me and get all autistic about it.
>>34201111Manwhores fuck anyone anywhere, they sleep around. A fuckboy is someone who's attractive and capable of sleeping with anyone they want but they don't necessarily do that
>>34201112Because you suck at it. Men are the best at building shit. It's a man's job and it was invented by and for men. You're probably a lesbian too.
>>34201112The college argument is definitely classist but men's performance is also a reflection of how young men are soing in highschool as well. While I was working on my welding cert I also did some substitute teaching for cash and HOLY FUK the boys were lagginf behind. I really do believe men are intellectually inferior.
Men, what's your ideal first date?
If body count on women really doesn’t matter why women always lie about the real number?
>>34201128My ideal date is May 2, 1986
>>34201128rollerskating, ice cream, and offering our mortal souls to the gods>>34201130bc people are judgementalalso>women always lie about the real numberfallacy much?
women, do you abide by any #metoo stuff? like making sure you dont stare at attractive men? i find that i have to growl when looking in the general direction of a woman so she doesnt try to eyefuck me. i hate it. why are women so greenminded. jesusno wonder women all hate each other.
All the best first dates I've had were just going for a walk in a nice park together.
>>34201128-She saves herself for the husband that God made for her.-Had a father figure when she was a kid.-Has a good relation with her dad and see him as a figure of authority.-Perform acts of service toward men in general.-She dress modest and not like a prostitute -You can notice an innocence and good hearth on her.
>>34200481same here I miss my addiction counsellor, she was like the only person who gave a shit lol and motivated me to get sober>>34201137>just going for a walklike a dog? jk walking is nice
BlueValk, when was the first time you pegged a guy? How did you realize that was something you wanted to do?
>>34201124I remember in elementary/middle school I had mostly female teachers but in highschool I had mostly male ones, and my friends who took less academically challenging shit also had mostly female teachers. It was the men teaching at the highest levels. Same thing in uni, male professors. Teenage boys are teenage boys and they mentally develop slower than girls, once they're both adults yeah women are more retarded.
oh god the egg farts have started
>>34201128Going to her place, watching a movie, us getting touchy and fucking
>>34201138Thirdie misunderstanding the question
Was gonna make a start on one of my library books today but decided to take a break.
>>34201128Anywhere we can talk without constant interruption and then go walk around afterward if it's going well. I'm not picky and I'm on a date because I want to get to know you better, don't worry about exciting me because if I wanted to do something I'm super excited about I'd go by myself instead of sperging out in front of some terrified and appalled girl.
i wonder how it feels to be desired and loved unconditionally by a woman and no matter your flaws she will always be there for you
3 days without any gay thoughts!
>>34201128I don't really care about that stuff, if we can just talk and do something thats fine. as long as we can break the superficial talking by the third meetup I'm okay
I have recently started to find women occasionally funny.Is there any cure for this obvious degenerative neurological disease?
>>34200964Did you even read? I just said having sex does not make someone husband material. Only retards get pregnant on hookups
>>34201153It's terminal I'm sorry
>>34201121>Men are the best at building shit I have so many examples from 2 different step dads that would blow your mind how bad they are. Men aren't inherently good at that shit just because they're men lol. I feel like because it's a male dominated industry she would have to be good at it to get any respect at all. I'd trust her.
>>34201128I'd rather be waterboarded by the CIA than go on a first dateThe prospect of having to talk to a girl alone by myself for hours is terrifyingI'm also 30 years old lol
>>34201128PicnicWe both bring a few itemsI make us a charcuterie board and some sort of pressed sandwich, probably a shooter sandwich.You bring some other snacks and I’m pleasantly surprised that you brought a bottle of wine.We graze and chit chat with a couple moments of comfortable silence.You rest your head on my shoulder and we hold hands as we watch the sunset
>>34201153>I have recently started to find women occasionally funny.i call bullshit
Why are we even pretending that ideal first date DOESN'T lead to sex?
>>34201161hey on the topic of water boarding, would getting water boarded for 36 hours be worth it for a cooler job? im unironically asking.
Started exercising again, and I guess my body just decided to reboot my sex drive, bloods pumping again so my dick is back to its full size and my loads are reloading again.Damn, I guess I really was just like shutdown
>>34201169meant for >>34201162
>>34201162Oh, so you are gay?
>>34201175nta but are you doing fucking seal trainingThere is no other scenario I can imagine where you’d have to getter waterboarded for a job
Women.Lets say you're a single mother, and you have a daughter, and then you met this guy, wonderful person, and he raised your daughter from 6 to 23, a whole 17 years, and then you found out recently that her biological father has reentered her life, and she wants to go see him, do you let her?
>>34201161I've met a couple of women in the trades and desu it's mostly an attitude thing ime.
>>34201177No?Where did i suggest that?
>>34201182No, I will make sure he doesn't make it.
>>34201180not seals but yes that general idea is correct. i have to attend SERE for a cooler job. im in one of the hardest pipelines in the military, its not a boots on the ground job. i engineered a learning method to make the most academically challenging part of this pipeline easy. so i dont think i fare well with hardship, but i am good at engineering random shit. or maybe i do fare well with hardship if im forced to do it, but im not the type that thinks being tortured is cool.anyway its either continue the cool guy path or just do a somewhat similar job in the office. cool guy path will include more pay, won't include getting shot at but will include travelling the world and shit.
We on an ultralight beam, we on an ultralight beamThis is a God dream, this is a God dreamThis is everythingThis is everythinghttps://youtu.be/6oHdAA3AqnE
>>34201182At first I thought you were gonna say the new guy would start dating my daughter lmao
>>34201191fuck it, why not. 36 hours of water boarding is nothing in the grand scheme of things. as long as you think you wont bitch out before then. even if you end up not liking the job you could just wait for your contract to end and you'll have a cool story for later on
Is futanari gay atoga? I'm going to make the argument that futa isn't gay and might even be straight if we think about it rationally. Consider the following:Imagine that you have a beautiful girlfriend, you love her, she loves you. Everything is great but one day a evil witch curses her, she curses her so bad that your gf grows a dick, a massive 7 inch meatpole with giant balls... Now consider the implications:Does this now mean that her kissing you is now gay?Does this now mean that she can't suck your dick without it being gay?Does this now mean that you can't fuck her in the ass without it being gay?Does this now mean that her pegging you is suddenly gay because the dick isn't plastic?The answer is obviously no, futa isn't gay but I'm willing to accept counter arguments
As a guy, I would never raise another person's child, unless they bio parents dead dead.Cause what do you mean I put in decades of life and effort, and then they want to meet the nigga that left?
>>34201196its gay it might not be as gay as wanting a big muscly hairy dude to kiss you on the lips but it's still gay.
>>34201196You can fap to or even fuck a passing tranny and still be 100% straight, but if the reason your doing it is because of the dick, then you're 100% gayDicks are fucking gay. End of discussion
>>34201182>>34201197Men.What would you do in this scenario?Your daughter wants to meet her "Real, Biological Dad"
>>34201202She's still 23 in this scenario? I have a hard time believing she'd get to 23 without knowing she's not biologically mine.
>>34201206She knew very early on that you're just "the step dad"
>>34201196>Does this now mean that her kissing you is now gay?Only gay if eyes are open>Does this now mean that she can't suck your dick without it being gay?Not Gay>Does this now mean that you can't fuck her in the ass without it being gay?Not Gay as long as balls dont touch>Does this now mean that her pegging you is suddenly gay because the dick isn't plastic?Literally as gay as it can get.
Saw a stacy redhead chick help the kinda awkward femcelish girlfailure becky at the gym.She was explaining all kinds of exercises to her and shit
Women how sensitive are your nipples? Can you cum by just playing with your breasts?
>>34201161Women going into male professions will never not reek of mental illness. They usually have this smug ass attitude have some shit to prove and you're no exception ms superiority complex bpd whore
>>34201202>Your daughter wants to meet her "Real, Biological Dad"I'd obviously be cool with it lol, only a dickhead wouldn't>>34201211Based Hat Kid posterAlso that's wholesome
>>34201169Depends on the job tbqh
>>34201211They went home and fucked after
>>34201208It's a reasonable thing for her to want to know the guy imo. At 23 she's an adult anyway.
>>34201216Who topped?
>>34201218They took turns.
>>34201182LMFAO YOU FAGS ARE DUMBI was abandoned as a child. Raised by some adoptive parents who were total assholes. They had no fucking clue that I was in contact with my biological mother. "Would you let them" is a question only the most retarded of society would ask. The answer is, your child WILL. And if you find that demoralizing, you're probably treating your kid like shit and they'll abndon you the moment they can. Adoptees and children of single parents are gangster as hell. They will not play nice just because you paid for their school lunch and bought christmas presents.
>>34201211I don't understand how people can go to the gym. I'd rather just work out at home
>>34201220I can see why they treated you that way
How do you find love while stupid
>>34201201>You can fap to or even fuck a passing tranny and still be 100% straightmfw>>34201221I'd rather not work out at all
>>34201224By accident usually.
>>34201221It would be big hassle for me to have w heavy duty squat rack/bench at my tiny homeAs opposed to having a gym with all the needed equipment + its my social outlet + i get to see absolutely incredibly hot women
How do I focus on improving just one thing at a time when I have a lot of things I need to improve
>>34201231get a little lost in the sauce
Men, we may soon be free.
>>34201210So getting pegged is now gay?
Femcel hours again. I think I need to get out of this place
>>34201241Always has been.
>>34201231Make a priority list.
>>34201224The purest love is forged between two simple retards
>>34199712>>34199715she agreed and we're going to a bar later this week
>>34201220>Adoptees and children of single parents are gangster as hell.Lmao
Not a single message exchanged between me and the girl for over a week.Its genuinely just over.Fumbled another cute chick award
>>34201231Do the easy stuff first
Femcel hours are more fun than incel hours 2bh. Femcel spergouts are funny. Incel ones are overdone and annoying.
I’m not even friends with anyone anymore from my high school I did everything wrong
>>34201254How'd do you it
>>34201259It’s not funny to suffer
Literally the brokest ass hood niggas with no job, no car, all have gfs.What's your excuse?
>>34201260I was friends with tons of people in HS but they all stopped talking to me. It's pretty par for the courseAlthough my best friend is a guy I met in middle school
>>34201241Its at least a little gay, I might have exaggerated a bit with "literally as gay as it can get" but in this situation it is real penis. Its kinda like how if you're a bottom you're significantly gayer than a top.
>>34201254You're too old to be chasing an 18 year old anyway.
>>34201266I don't go outside.
>>34201263I guess i wasnt interesting / attractive enough on our first hangout and she lost interest.She took ages to reply to my msgs and i didnt care enough to even try hhit her up after Now she just stalks my ig stories and shit.Shame, because id love to sexo her up
>>34201265It's funny to watch it though
>>34200490M. Cooking, architecture, practical skills, making cosplay, almost any scientific interest. There are others.>>34200824>Cuddling, enjoying lifethose aren't hobbies el retardo desperado
>>34200490MMagic, magic, and magik
I don't know what to make for lunch...I think I should go buy some potatoes.
>>34201275>architectureHow can architecture be a hobby? Is a chick going to be designing buildings in her spare time?
>>34201259>femcel hours>still get ignored
>>34201280nta but I used to do this actually. just floor plans though
>>34201196I don't imagine actually fucking a futa myself. Futas are just for fucking girls but less gay than a proper dude being involved.
>>34201266I'm ugly as shit
>>34201278Bangers an mash?
>>34201286I think I'm gonna toss them in some soup instead.I think i should go buy some carrots too.
>>34201278smashed crispy potatos and some sort of sandwich that isn't gaythis means don't make a lame ham sandwich or turkey or whatever. put some effort into making a good sandwich with good ingredients, not some lunch meat slop.
>>34201265There's different flavours of femcel posting. There's like the batshit insane misandrist ones, those are funny, and then there's you who makes saddo vagueposts that never elaborates or rejects all advice and invariably stops replying after 2 or 3 posts, that's annoying
>>34201266No they don't
Are futas women with dicks or are they some kind of fantasy third gender because they're always 7 feet tall
>>34201182>letShe's 23
>>34201266Ugly, fat, boring etc etcBut the biggest thing is that I genuinely believe no one wants or should want anything to do with me. As a man you have to 'take' things, no one's ever going to give you a goddamn thing, and the only ones willing to take are those who think they're worth it. That's why women are always complaining about egotistical men, because they have nothing to do with men who don't think highly of themselves.
BrooooooosWhat if time machines are actually real, but because our solar system is moving through space, we've just been littering future people in random pockets of empty space because we're no longer there anymore?
>>34201287Oh, I got those cup full cubes for freezing food and froze a bunch of soup I made into cubes.
Freak ass wordle today
>>34201266Mental issues, sucky personality, and too picky
>>34201280do you not?
>>34201295Are you high
>>34201299play something elsehttps://www.foodguessr.com/
>>34201292iirc futas traditionally have a penis and a vagina but no testicles. So fictional 3rd gender.
>>34201292Before they were usually just women with dicks but more and more often recently the fiction they are portrayed in will treat them as a third gender.The reasoning behind this should be pretty obvious.Back in the day the doujins I'd read just had girls that'd grow dicks because of magic or some side effect of a potion or whatever. Now some of the doujin will treat them as members of society with their own specific needs and play into gender roles and such.
>>34201299https://ethnoguessr.online/
>>34201305Got 12000
>>34201305ntabased food guessr player>>34201299Fine, I'll play wordle for once>finished itthat aint that freakyI implore you all to play some bandle todayhttps://bandle.app/
What do you guys think of dirty feet? A turn on?
>>34201183>attitude thingThat does make sense. You have to be the kind of person who's going to be able to get along well with the male coworkers and be ok with not really being part of the group probably. I know I'd be miserable if it was me and 5 male roommates even if none of them wanted to fuck me. I wouldn't make it as a mechanic.>>34201213Tf are you on about?>>34201260That just happens anon it's fine >>34201304Of course he is
>>342013094529.1
>>34201315>the daily was posted 3 threads ago>.>
>>34201290Where did I make a sad post
>>34201305Play this too.But be warned, the UK people are braindead.https://scrandle.com/
>>34201322??????/
>>34201325>normal peopleSamoans aren't normal people.
>>34201324I'm guessing at least one of these are yours >>34201260>>34201231>>34201224
I need a boyfriend who validates everything i say and do so i don't feel stupid all the time
>>34201332Plap
>>34201332DAS RIGHT!, You do need that!
I ate two large pizzas
>>34201332Can I just fuck you and pretend to listen to you? I just don't care babe.
>>34201319I'm speaking facts and you know it
>>34201337Papa John?
>>34201329>>34185685
>>34201338If you don't listen to her you're not going to hear her say that she's going to stab you for never listening to her tho
Alright, enough lazying.Imma go buy shit.seeya l8r
I wanna get fucked by my dad. Who else?
>>34201348That sounds more like a solution than a problem
>>34201356So you...want to be stabbed?
>>34201341>We’re assimilated better in society than you street shittersIndians run the 7/11, you guys just rob them.
>>34201345Oh nice, good to see theres other anons with more refined tastes. I wasn't here for that
>>34201358Whatever, it's still better than listening to a woman go on about her dumb bullshit no one cares about and she's definitely misinterpreting because of her stupid hormones
>>34201362It's so sad that you suck so much you can't get a decent conversation partner to be attracted to you
>>34201365I'm not gay
>>34201331One isnt mine and those are legit questions sk what’s your problem
>>34201366Samoa is still colonized to this day.
>>34201266Bc that's pathetic lol, I need 2 get another job Also I don't leave the house or like socialisingWhen I was working full time my ex still dumped me for being a loser
i haven't been in this thread in a few hours, why are we talking about jeets now?
>>34201371what silicon valley funded brain drain does to a country godDAMN
>>34201367Neither am I. It sounds like you've never found anyone you actually liked. If you love them it doesn't matter what they're talking about you listen because you like hearing their thoughts and you don't think they're stupid. Thinking back on it I've definitely listened to past boyfriends talk about all sorts of "dumb bullshit" and I was interested because he was excited to talk about it not because of the subject matter. Be less bitter. I still care and am going to try and have something to respond with other than just smiling and nodding. It kinda sounds like you're just a dick.
>>34201314Lmaoo I forgot I made this edit
>>34201368>2/3I'll take it>Legit questionsLegit questions beget legit discussion, if you ditch them when people reply then you've got the problem
>>34201378>incoherent racism without any context, evidence or explanationhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_SamoaRuled by the American government but can't vote in federal elections, that's a colony.
>>34201340More like Pizza Jabba the Hut>>34201326>the UK people are braindeadIt is almost 4am here tbf>>34201375ENTJeet is having his daily crashout>>34201378I was listening to bollywood soundtracks earlier while working kek
>>34201130i don't, i have fucked over 20 men and i'm engaged to a man who's body count is similar. we're happy together.
>>34201384Why is your wrist so skinny
WomenState ageWould you date a 50 year old? Assuming he's good looking, tall, etcWhatever it would take
>>34201375someone just really wants us to care about indians for some reason, so they pay propagandists to post here
why is the thread so garbage rn
>>34201294This kekI have a crush who wants me to ask her out but I don't see the point when I'm in my current state in life. We have nothing in common anywayCan't sleep on these new meds and have an appointment in a few hours, kill me
It's over for short and ugly 50-year-old men.
>>34201266When I leave my house I speak to no one except my parents or aging gen Xers. I don't have SNS. When I do talk to people my age it's only formally or for the express purpose of finishing the conversation. I went through the entirety of uni like this as well.I'm banking on getting raped by an attractive county woman and being whisked away to a mountain retreat where I can work on my hobbies and have a family.
>>3420139035, would only date between ages 30-40, i'm a digital native and fundamentally couldn't relate to a gen x or boomer aged dude.
>>34201130The only way it matters is "does it bother the current boyfriend"If you can't tell that she lied about the number or not how can you say it does matter? I avoid the question entirely or expect the relationship to implode after answering the question. I need to start making sure I ask men if they've fucked 25+ women before even bothering to agree to a date.
>>34201392if we all did our part we could make this thread a decent place
>>34201396>can’t access real time informationDid the status of American Samoa change in the last 15 minutes?
>>34201397Nigga you are a gen x
Oh fuck I can't stop farting
>>34201402You're so confident for someone so wrong.
>>3420139033No way. You're in my mother's age range not mine.
>>34201399And what is it we should be doing
>>34201402i'm smack in the middle of millennials (1980-1997)
>>34201390i am 24. i wouldnt date a 50 year old until i was like 45.
>>34201404Technically yes but you're 35, that's basically middle aged and indistinguishable from an actual gen xer
>>34201406if i have to spell it out for you then I'm afraid you might be part of the problem
>>34201402Millennials are Gen y silly, their parents are boomers and gen xers
>>34201390Nope
>>34201409>Technically yes butBruh, are you always talking or do you ever shut up?
>>34201412You forgot to state age.
>>34201409Are you 20 or just retarded?
>>34201409yes, i'm middle aged, but gen x is 45+, could afford houses, never struggled to find employment due to bad job markets right after graduation, and don't understand the internet or technology. i can't relate to them. so i would only date other millennials.
>>34201381>under American security umbrella, free migration to the US, subsidized by the federal government, and doesn't even pay income taxOh no, how horrible, whatever will they do
>>34201416Another poster is the same age as me.
should i start smoking and try to date a guy or commit myself to a psych ward
>>34201423"or"?
>>34201421A well cared for slave is still a slave.
>>34201399I actively try to make these threads worse whenever the opportunity arises, because they shouldn't even exist in the first place
>>34201423>start smokingNo>commit myself to a psych wardMaybe
Is this a red flag?
>>34201430show the playtime
Reminder that if you have to text bitches first on dating apps, you have already lost. She now has the high ground after your first text, because she knows you're a grovelling simp beta with no options.
>>34201430Looks like a red icon
>>34201430nah, basshunter is pretty sexy
>>34201430I don't even know what that is but I'm going with Yes.
state gender and is bwc real or just cope? i don't believe in it personally, met far more microdicked white boys than any other race
>>34201430There is one file one must keep on their computer to make this acceptable.https://youtu.be/qTsaS1Tm-Ic?si=S6aJ5zejr0SCduD_
>>34201392You’re in a thread specifically about knowing genders, in an extremely niche mentally ill corner of an anime imageboard. It’s always garbage
>>34201433Kek I was abt to say this >>34201437M, idk maybe you just select for small peen guys
>>34201432You can mitigate it by saying nothing but a racial slur and waiting for her to respond though
>>34200490MFansubbing
>>34201438I grew up playing Warcraft III and listened to this when it was first popular + have had it stuck in my head all evening lol>>34201431None yet. I've also played maybe like ten hours of the original WC3 dota, 20 years ago give or take
>>34201437I've seen 1And I've seen a lot more average or slightly above average white dicks than I have small ones.
>>34201432dude if you think you can "lose" taking to someone you're literally never going to be happy in your entire life no matter what happens
>>34201441i don't have this problem with men of other races though, just saying.
>>34201399true, I answer questions when asked of women or neutral, but it's just indian spamming right now
>>34201446Nah, dude, you actually can lose or win social interactions. That's literally how they're structured. Say the right thing and you won, say the wrong thing and you lost.
>>34201443Based Komodo no Jikan poster>>34201447Idk sounds like a skill issue
https://youtu.be/Bl4HNa39Rlk?t=443GenderShould I be a performative male on dating apps? The stats are crazy ngl
>>34201437>state gender and is bwc real or just cope?Shitposting and a bit of cope imo. A woman has called mine big before but it's really just barely above average length
>>34201444Based lolYou may pass.
>>34201447>>34201437Insecure brown guy posting btw
>>34201449you sound like an ugly white man
>>34201430Is that the XP background
>>34201430ask them what patch the game went to shit(hint: it was well before 7.00)
>>34201353Test. Did you get banned for this? I got banned for less when the last one happened.
>>34201452If you preform being anything but who you want to be, you are a liar, they won't really love you, and it will fall apart eventually.
>>34201452>Should I be a performative maleNo>>34201458Nta but yes>>34201449Based zero sum game enjoyer
>>34201444nta but f, dota2 and mobas in general are red flags to me. online gaming in general is but especially games where you have to lock in for over an hour and are exposed to a bunch of toxic people (it always rubs off)
>>34201449you can only say the wrong thing if the reason you're speaking is to like, get something out of people. resources or attention. if you just do what you want you cannot lose because the win condition is doing it.
>>34201458Of course. I use it on my desktop, my phone, my tablet, my laptop. Fav wallpaperI use a slideshow of all the XP wallpapers for my laptop as well
>>34201437You must have sucked a lot of cock anon
>>34201455i'm a white woman but go awf
>>34201380How do you want me to reply Not everything warrants a conversation and most of them time if I do reply to a reply they don’t reply back because there’s nothing else to say
>>34201465No, you can literally lose at making friends or even a basic interaction without wanting to get anything out of it.
I've had my cock sucked several times and I barely even felt it. I am uncut.Is it over for me?
Women, would you say "Im your property" during sex for your bf or husband?
>>34201473Did you give yourself death grip?
>>34201474cringe
>>34201464That's kind what I was thinking, and it's why I've stayed away from these kinds of games even when friends and coworkers got into them.I'd like to think I can manage to not lose myself in it or let the toxicity seep into my life because I totally agree, it always rubs off.I'm just bored and looking for a new multiplayer game. I'll consider the high red flag potential and try not to sink *too* much time into it
Question for men:Would you buy and use a second hand fleshlight? (one single owner used just one single time and it was washed and now is 100% clean)
None of you are my friends. In fact, most of you are my enemies.
>>34201474No. Because I'm not. Also amazon position him.
>>34201475rapid fire through my skull
>>34201472not making friends isnt losing. you try to make friends. if you would be good friends, you get along. if you wouldn't be good friends, you don't get along. you cannot do everything right and befriend everyone or you would be lying to someone along the way which, if it's a game, is absolutely cheating.
>>34201478no
>>34201459I lurked their /vg/ thread after reading a thread on /v/ that said as much, and that led me to not install it when I last found my interest in the game piqued, sometime last fall.I'm booooored though and kinda whet my appetite for it by playing some 1v1 warcraft 3 this weekend.
WomenAnswer this question
>>34201469Ok bro
>>34201469Sure you are
>>34201478No, l dont plan on ever buying one not even new or even take it free. I just feel is a line of losing humanity.
>>34201479This is you and me, drinking Pissed Off juice.
>>34201469Got cheated on again?
Women can I kiss you after you cum on my dick?
>>34201484there's nothing wrong with that. desu i post actively in the cs threads on /vm/ but haven't played the game in years.
>>34201478Fuck no lmaoI wouldn't even buy an unused one, but I doubt many men would buy a used sex toy of any kind.
>>34201332Thats a terrible idea. Will just make your life worse validate all your dumb choices and your pussy will dry up for him to boot.
>>34201423Smoking (tobacco or vape I assume) is expensive, terrible for your health and just retarded, I say this as a chainsmokerSave your money wisely and see a psych/therapist, or at least confide in friends and family, and if you have the opportunity try to make new connections with cool peopleThe psych ward is a shitty place where you will have to deal with proper nutters. I only recommend that as a last resort if you feel like a genuine danger to yourself or others
>/atoga/
>>34201437Manwhore here. My erect penis is a bit longer than a can of monster energy and my girth is 6 inches so when i wrap my erect penis with my hand my index finger and thumb can't touch each other.Also average erect girth penis is 11.5cm. My flaccid girth penis is 12cm.I can't get good blowjobs, no woman has ever deep throat me, and no idea how anal is. For vaginal sex I have to use lube otherwise a lot foreplay.
How can I get a gf like webm rel?>>>/gif/30168509She's gorgeous
>my human brain reads about cigarettes on the screen or page>it now wants a cigaretteI want smigarette.
>>34201498Too white to be Atoga
>>34201135What does women hating each other have to do with #metoo?
>>34201499He posted it again award, also damn you got some tiny ass hands
>>34201498This is me
>>34201496im violently tired of putting all of my energy into being normal and functional. i either need hard copes or i need to crash out in a padded rom.
>>34201477I mean this nicely but why not get a hobby that's not gaming?>>34201491only if we can make out after you cum in my mouth>>34201501no cigs, bad for health
>>34201493>>34201488>>34201483If so why you guys will date, have sex and even marry with a no virgin woman,even if she says she only had sex one single time before meet you.
>>34201512>women are the equivalent to plastic Ok bro very edgy and cool
Men, was it bad to say "thanks" sarcastically when my bf came on me? It felt impolite to say nothing and I thought it'd be funny.
>>34201471You get so many replies damn I just stopped stopped replying to you seriously because YOU never reply back or just give me some one word nothing reply, you don't really wanna "have discussions" you just want the attention and yous because you get none irl or so your story goes. Do you even answer the questions for women itt or just come here to vaguepost
>>34201514Maybe. It probably wasn't 'good'Being honestly and sweetly thanked for that would be a dream of mine though, so you were close but zigged when you should have zagged
>>34201510>I mean this nicely but why not get a hobby that's not gaming?I have some of those, but I don't fault you for assuming that all I do is sit on my ass and play video games
>>34201380>>34201516Based and haveafuckingconversationpilled.
>>34201508Copes are only copes for so long until they stop bandaiding and just make your life even worse, take it from someone with substance abuse issuesIt's okay to not be normal and to need a break from things, I hope you can get some support though from those around you either way>crash out in a padded romLolYou're lucky to get your own room, it's usually a bare bones hospital room, and you have to eat in a canteen. Also a lot of hospitals are non-smoking lol
>>34201512How do you eat with your hands knowing all the things they've touched throughout your life? Do you wear gloves?
>>34201512Learn English
>>34201513Are you sure you wanna use that argument? Because a fleshlight have not free will but a woman have 100% free will therefore unlike an object a woman should take 100% accountability about her body count
Men, if you had to give up one of your 5 senses which one would you give up for an inch longer penis or height?
>>34201514>>34201517Nta. Now I'm overthinking saying "thanks for the snack" somewhat sarcastically (but with a smile) after blowjobs
>>34201530Can’t say I trust the insights of someone who can’t form a coherent English sentence
>>34201498yeah that is the average attractiveness level of white males
>>34201530ok i'm accountable for the 30 men i fucked, what now
>>34201524>How do you eat with your hands knowing all the things they've touched throughout your life? Do you wear gloves?Halo saaar
>>34201517I always ruin when a guy cums no matter what I try.
>>34201533If he has a sense of humor that's fine.
>>34201535>>34201539You’re trying too hard
>>34201540You eat hamburgers with a fork and knife? Gay.
>>34201512you buy a fleshlight to make your penis feel goodyou date/marry a woman for companionship and possibly to start a familyif you want a woman just to make your penis feel good then stick to having sex, there's nothing wrong with that
>>34201526I will do it the day you learn that you already threw away into the trash bin your value of woman you whore :^)
>>34201531>Give up a sense for an inch of heightAt least make it like 6" of height, an inch added to your penis is proportionally a lot more than a one inch increase to your height.
>>34201531To be 6'3 I would give up the sense of smell
>>34201500anyone?
>>34201547Whatever>>34201531*to give yourself an adequate height or measure of penis
>>34201545In that case you will go for a virgin woman not for a 'one single body count' woman kek
>>34201510>only if we can make out after you cum in my mouthonly if you swallow
Women please give me some real advice on what to do/how to bring it up that my "equipment" is below average in size?I am about 3.5" at most.Please don't give me any of that "well the g-spot is only 3 inches in so that's plenty" because it's not. The two women I've slept with both had pretty obvious reactions of disappointment and while it functions, neither of them seemed that interested in vaginal sex.Yes I can eat pussy like a champion but that's not the same thing and you know it, so please don't try and tell me that either.How do I tell a girl in advance of us getting to sex without making it weird? Not telling them hasn't worked for me so far.
>>34201531I wouldn't do that, but if I had to, I'd give up taste, and add an extra inch onto heightI'm already 7" and taste is the sense I could live without most I think. I've been on some meds that diminished/warped taste, at first it sucks but you get used to it, I'm not a big eater anyway
>>34201562Maybe just be upfront with it.I think that is fine, but I understand you're scared of rejection so just rip the bandaid off.
>>34201519what else do you like to do? I very rarely play games but when I do they're single player (last game I played was Elden ring)>>34201561after making out sure
>>34201516Give me better answers thenOf course I do but why would you care
>>34201562just own up to it in a playful but truthful way "just letting you know I've got the smallest dick you've ever seen"
>>34201514Hi JH. He probably took it in stride. You're fine.
>>34201562When the flirting gets sexually explicit and it seems like sex can/will be on the table soon, it's worth promoting the things you feel confident in while simultaneously mentioning you're on the smaller side somehow. It seems hard to do it in a way that won't be awkward.
Low-key might have ringworm on my leg thats just great. Don’t touch anyone for months still get ringworm I’m Brian fr I need this therapy appointment 12 days ago I am not good
>>34201570Hi. He laughs at everything so I can never get a read on if I'm being cringe or disrespectful or whatever.
>>34201514Personally, I'd probably be ready for round 2
>>34201562M Grim, do you qualify as a micropenis? You might actually be able to get help from a doctor, or even if you don't qualify theres likely a doctor who will treat someone who is just over the limit
>>34201575He has two women slobbering on his dick every weekend, I'd be laughing at everything too.
>>34201576He was in a rush and just ate me out afterwards.
FDoes anyone else get mad when they see another girl with a guy who clearly too good looking for her? I noticed this before but I just kind of mostly ignored it. But a few months ago one of my friends got a new boyfriend, and he is over 6 feet tall, has a great personality, is funny as fuck. Like and I know she's my girl and all, and I'm happy for her but she is also kind of a bitch. She cheated on her last 2 boyfriends!
>>34201578You make it sound like he's the fortunate one, not me. I got feet of snow plowed for free PLUS I got plowed.
>>34201570Wait JH can deal with cum now?
>>34201580It just reinforces my belief that men are retards who will date and subsequently fuck anything
>>34201584Amazing what a big enough dick will do.
>>34201580>when they seeWhy would I care
>>34201546I'm a male you dumbass lol, can't conceive of the possibility that a man would disagree with him, are you that French incel
>>34201584Yes, my butt is getting pretty desensitized to it. I'm always improving.
>>34201580I'm more thinking about how unfortunate it will be for their son
>>34201579Respectable, I'd do the same if I was in a rush too
>>34201580M. Only if I know the guy. Life's too short to care about other people's relationships like that unless you have a stake in it.
>>34201583When your best years are gone and you're still without a baby, you'll have a new perspective on who got the most out of this harem.
I’m gonna go
>>34201587His size has literally nothing to do with it.
>>34201580M. Doesn't make me annoyed or envious, I always wonder what the uglier person has to be punching above their weight like that (e.g. funny, wealthy, massive dong, etc), or if they're high school sweethearts who simply stayed together.
>>34201566>what else do you like to do?I like to write, read, watch movies and TV, go hiking, play board games, visit museums. Boring guy stuff.I'm going to give autocross a try after I buy a new car later this year; should be fun.
!!!NEW SCHIZO RANT!!!This is an alert, be on the lookout for my new paper, “Ignorance is Evil”. It’s about you guys!That’s all
>>34201591Right, and did you tell him you don't like it and you're changing your habit intentionally, or does he just have a large dick and so you let him do what he wants?Sounds sarcastic but real question I suppose
>>34201580>She cheated on her last 2 boyfriendsAre you gonna warn him then or what lolAnyway bro might just have to learn the hard way>>34201584She's cum a long way
>>34201594I didn't orgasm, but it was still very much appreciated.>>34201596And what will you do when I'm a happy mom? Apologize for being so negative? Congratulate me?
>>34201604>did you tell him you don't like it and you're changing your habit intentionallyThis. I asked for his and her help with addressing it, and they have been very helpful.
>>34201568What kinds of answers are you looking for, you don't want advice, you don't want affirmation, you won't even banter or make jokes, literally what do you want outside of just venting to us all. >Of course I doI never see you answer them, maybe 1 in 10, you just cry about something and then drop a one word reply 30 minutes later and leave >Why would you careBecause at least you'd be doing something other than this, actually engaging in something instead of just going boohoo :(
>>34201586>men are retards who will date and subsequently fuck anythingNta but this isn't trueI only date any girl who asks me out
>>34201608>his and her helpI'm sorry, I've missed a lot, but what? Are you unicorning for a couple now?
>>34201597To the bathroom
>>34201612She found a White power couple to get tagteamed by.
Girls, have you ever teased a guy by acting sexy around him?
>>34201607>And what will you do when I'm a happy mom?
>>34201615nag but at a party my ex would intentionally swing her hips from across the room if I looked in her direction and it is only with the power of hindsight that I realized I missed a trick
>>34201612It's a throuple. And I understand that, without context, it sounds retarded. I just ask that you don't jump to conclusions on the intentions behind the relationship and the preparation that went into being secure with the decision to pursue it together.
>>34201505>dumbass have no idea how big 6 inches girth is
>>34201572Ringworm is so gay and embarrassing. My condolences.I've had it before and felt so gross about it, but it was also thankfully somewhere that I could hide underneath clothing
>>34201615One time my ex did this to me at a party with her dad and his hunting buddies present and I decided it was fully worth getting shot over lol.
>>34201614That's very reductive.>>34201615Of course.
>>34201620I am a red blooded man, the only thing that sounds retarded is that I can't also have 2 butt sluts who want to date me and build our little off grid homestead together.You do you boo.PS how do I ask my gf if we can get a gf? She swings both ways.
>>34201616God I can't wait to be a mom. It's a dream come true PLUS you'll feel so stupid for being so negative.
>>34201621Most guy's hands are 8 inches in length, if you can't wrap your hand around a 6 inch perimeter object idk what to tell you
>>34201621*has. Have denotes present tense possession, has denotes past tense. “Dumbass” is past tense reference. >You haveIs present tense
>>34201609>only recognizes my boohooing Sucks to suck
>>34201572>I’m BrianTop marks for not trying?
>>34201622How the fuck did I even get it this is so retarded
State your genderState your favorite song on Interpol's 2002 classic Turn On The Bright Lights
>>34201630>8 inchesMeasuring from where?
>>34201624>That's very reductive.I will note that you didn't deny it. Also "white power couple" has me envisioning them singing "Nigga Heil Hitler" while you get your rectum scrambled lol.
Might be stupid for only just realising this... but women, is it simply "fashion" for girls to get nipple piercings and then stop wearing bras so the piercings are visible through shirts?
>>34201626>and build our little off grid homestead togetherThat's not our plan, but it does sound pretty idyllic. I'd be worried about access to hospitals, though.>PS how do I ask my gf if we can get a gf?It's really not that simple. Individually, we each deeply care for each other, and that's what enables the relationship between us. It never feels like any of us aren't in on the entirety of each other's lives. Once I can finally move in with them, we can start moving forward with our goals for real.
>>34201632I see your other posts they're just so few and far between that it basically doesn't count. I know you've taken a break recently but you were here basically every day and that was all you'd post
>>34201634This song sucks.
>>34201638Well they're both definitely very successful, if you ask me. And they were technically a couple before I jumped in. But we're equals now, and that's what matters.
>>34201635An animal touched a surface that you also touched GGsEarth is so gay
>>34201645So do you gayboy
>>34201636MI'm a casual who has only heard Obstacle 1, but it never gets old
>>34201635Do you use public showers?
>>34201631MUH DICK
having daddy issues is so embarassing. i'm not even damaged in a unique way its just completely cliche and nothing i do can redeem it.
>>34201637Dude you are talking to a whore, she is saying all that shit not because she knows about size but because she is using shaming tactitcs(shame /guilt)
>>34201562Well first off, you shouldn't have to. It's a surprise every time and it's still a normally functioning dick it's not like you're disclosing an std. But if you want to I think this >>34201571 is probably the best advice you'll get.
Girls, do you prefer to be called mommy or mistress by your bf?
>>34201647Have you asked them to call you slurs in bed yet?
BothI set myself a goal of "making" something every week in 2026, not including normal things I'd make like my day-to-day cooking.So far I have made:>a new toiletry bag for myself (sewing)>a large batch of kimchi (I'm counting it because it's out of the norm)>an outdoor play kitchen for my niece from scrap>part way through a prototype of a small camera bag for my film cameraI have a short list of other things to make but I certainly don't have 52 items. Do you have any suggestions? I have a sewing machine, leather working tools, a reasonable collection of general wood/metal working tools, and a whole lot of existing skills that I want to push to the next level.
>>34201662Of course not. That's asking too much.
>>34201637Tip of the middle finger to the top of the thumb, basically the circumference of the circle you can make with your middle finger and thumb >>34201659Again just because you don't like what I say doesn't mean I'm a woman
>>34201661No.
>>34201580>bitch>cheatedIs she ugly physically too? I think if he was an asshole they'd deserve each other regardless of what he looked like but I see what you're saying.
>>34201666For a start, Satan, that's not the length of the hand. And for a continuation, incredibly few people are going to have that be 8 inches. And ALSO it gets shorter when you curl them because of how the joints work. You absolute dunce.
>>34200490Man sewing.
>>34201668What?
>>34201666Post hand with time stamp
>>34201626I hate that so many absolute degenerates also want to go off grid. I wish you would just keep being urban bugmen.
>>34201672Nah.
>>34201673please don't sew my manhood
>>34201674I do not prefer to be called mommy or mistress by my bf. Was that not clear?
>>34201665Seems tame enough to me. They're just words at the end of the day.
>>34201661Mami is good
>>34201676Sorry bud, I've already got 94ha in a semi-rural town. Has a little creek along one boundary, a bunch of hills and bush, and a big shed from the previous owner who used it for horses. Can't move out there just yet but I don't mind, I visit and plant trees once a month in the hopes of re-wilding the sections that were cleared for live stock.
>>34201664>a large batch of kimchi (I'm counting it because it's out of the norm)I don't know what the norm is though.Anyway, make hummus.
>>34201675
>>34201636MTop 25 greatest albums of all time
>>34201664Build a forge and make blacksmithing tools.
hopeless lonely retard vibes, tonightanyone relate?
>>34201599What about when you do know the other person and you know they don't have anything and you're looking around for Ashton Kolchak right now to jump out of the bushes with the camera crew and tell you you're being punk'd?
>>34201690Only every single night
>>34201681I don't think they'd be comfortable saying slurs in bed, but they'd be nice enough to do it anyway if I genuinely asked. So I feel that I shouldn't engage with that fetish with them to stop any accidental coercion.
>>34201664I have a ton of sewing projects on the back burner but I'm not sure what to suggest to you because I'm not sure what you would want to have. I spent a weekend making 3 different styles of apron to practice patterning and some different techniques like pintucksCould always make the niece a turtleSometimes if I'm not sure what I want to make I'll decide I want to work on a skill like I made a weird project because I was like "I want to do some color blocking and make sure everything matches up nice and pretty" and then got the idea for what type of garment to make with that in mind from a music video I saw that day.
>>34201680You have to pick one.>>34201683Are you Hispanic?
>>34201685>I don't know what the norm is though.Yeah I didn't think about that.>.hummusIronically that's pretty normal for me so I wouldn't count it. I'm making ginger beer for the first time though so I'm counting that. But I'll count it next week when the drinks are ready to be consumed.Other things on the list>fix old bicycle I bought>make shoe rack>final version of camera bag>new leather handbag for gf>replacement cushion covers for lounge>cloaks for nephews to attend renaissance faireThat's about it in terms of fully formed ideas.Also I don't mind spending money on this stuff but I'm keeping it sensible. So far almost all materials are thrifted, gifted or recycled out of my existing stuff.
>>34201692i know someday it won't be so bad. but today isn't someday, and that's bad enough :\
>>34201670I mean she is not ugly, but she is very plain. Like I know this is talking shit but I'm just gonna keep it real. She has no breasts and no ass. She puts the bare minimum into doing her hair and makeup.
>>34201695Mommy then.
>>34201697I do not share your optimism for the future
Women how would you react if your boyfriend called you a femoid
I, uh..I bought some coke zero.Also bought some potatoes...and uh.. some grains, beans...and stock cubes.not even a good selection.I gotta use the 54321 method next time.
>>34201693>accidental coercionThis doesn't show much respect for them. They're adults, they can say no to you.
Anyone else tried salting their ice cream? It works.
>>34201689I'll add it to the list, I would really like to make a pruning knife and sheath to gift to the gf, which seems approachable if I'm just shaping a steel blank.>>34201694Throw the sewing projects at me really, it's my newest skill and needs work. I'm still at the stage of making very ordinary bags and simple shapes. Trying to build the skills I'd need to make something I actually want to wear like a chore coat.>apronI could do that, gf would love it and it'd be good for some of the dirtier tasks I do. Thanks anon.
Women, I will steal glances at your boobs. I'll try to be subtle but I'm going to do it. Do you forgive me?
>>34201705I think I'm just projecting my admitted suggestibility onto them. But you're totally right, that's not a fair thing of me to assert.
"mental health" is a meme. Just don't care
>>34201706I also practice the ancient ritual of salting my soda.
Women, if a guy is too political, cares too much about politics, is that a turnoff for you? Is it ok as long as your are mostly aligned?
>>34201701why not?
I’m afraid to say it but you people are evil, you should be flourishing in this world. If you’re not, it’s your own fault. You might be addicted to the misery, but it’s not absolution. Be not of the world or be of it, this half and half is quite gross to witness
>>34201714I'm 34 and things have not improved at all
>>34201716>you should be flourishing in this worldWhy on earth do you think that
>>34201713Yes, it's a turnoff.
Any lonely, single femanons in this thread right now?
>>34201716But mr preacher man, I didn't ask to be born and the world doesn't want me
>>34201707My smithing teacher told me that bladesmithing is actually one of the harder skills to learn. Wouldn't know personally, I never got that far.
>>34201717i suppose i find the optimism less in the future and more in the process. optimistic because i have the means of bettering things. though i wouldn't exactly call myself optimistic rn
>>34201719Because this world is the playground of the evil. This life is for the damned souls who are trapped in their Samsaran cycles. It’s a gift for you to overcome, but I have no hope for the people here>>34201722Of course, but you didn’t ask for your blessings either. You are simply ungrateful and craven. Lean into it and be the product of this world that you already are
>>34201726Ask whom?
>>34201687>index finger shorter than ring fingerHello my fellow big dick brother
>>34201728Aren't all men like that and vice versa for women
>>34201726Yeah but you have to be evil and smart and not socially retarded to get anywhere which we aren't, 90% of evil people just land in jail or die or never get anywhere because they burn all their bridges and are super impulsive.
I don't think I could ever date a girl who talks to herself. It's so annoying.
>>34201729Yes. It's the gold standard for picking out trannies because there's no surgery for it.
>>34201727Whichever sacred source you believe in, be that science or God or Allah>>34201731That is not true. You can be anything you want in this world. What you want to be is a coward.
>>34201734nigga you're talking to yourself right now.
Women, Is there any point in replying to retards like >>34201736 because they'll just make up some hippie shit and refuse to be wrong?
>>34201737Shieeeet
>>34201736I want to be a cyborg but the tech likely won't ever exist at a practical level.
I wish I had a dick worth taking pictures of
>>34201739RIP Clay Davis.
>>34201741I wish my dick was photogenic
A part of me just wants to play music all day and be a bum but I also love making a shit ton of money and idk if I'd be able to afford to have children of my own in the future, let alone find a woman that would be willing to put up with my chaotic lifestyle. I'm already struggling to find one that will put up with my current one
>>34201746You can do both but you have to get really really lucky or suck a lot of dicks
>>34201740Why a cyborg?
>>34201747It seems so. I'm just going to continue doing music on the side until I get really lucky I guess. I just hate the uncertainties of the current US job market and I'm about ready to just say fuck it. If my future is going to be uncertain, I'd rather just have it be because I did something very risky instead of playing it relatively safe and still being fucked by society anyways
Girls, why is it so common for you to be sleeping with someone new/dating someone new so soon after a break up?
>>34201738If you wanted to use buzzwords to discredit me, try “christcuck”. Your kind is much closer to a hippie than I am. Also lmao>women please agree with me
>>34201748Seems cool.
>>34201755Seems like a very shallow reason
>>34201754What hippie shit have I said? You're the one who's all like "samsara bro, you can be anything bro, open your mind bro"
>>34201756So?
>>34201756Nta but there's no better reason than the rule of cool
>>34201740bullshit, i posted about sensory augmentation which you can rig RIGHT NOW here the other day, and nobody cared, despite how fucking cool it is your brain can just incorporate entirely new senses. turns out humans are so far-gone, they don't deserve to even be improved.
>>34201757>be anything in this evil world>being a hippie = being in prisonAh so you’re just an idiot. I expected nothing else. >>34201758Carry on then, but maybe you’ll learn someday that life can be more than a fleeting waste of nothing >>34201759Truuuuuuu
>>34201760Any sufficiently dorky person knows you can sew a magnet into your finger to sense electric fields. It's a novelty.
>>34201707Ok beginner stuff gotcha. Non stretch fabrics, simple shapes. Definitely make a couple aprons. If you want to pattern your own stuff you could start with just learning how to draft a basic block with your own measurements. If not, there are tons of free patterns on sites like moodfabrics that you can filter by skill level. Make yourself a hat because it's so damn cold out. Throw a button on the next bag you make or one of the aprons and learn how to do buttonholes. Have fun with it and watch a lot of YouTube videos. I can't tell you how many times I've been watching a video and I've been like "FUCK there's a tool for that that would make this 3 hour process take like 20 minutes and it's like $30."
>>34201762>being a hippie = being in prisonWhen did I say that, neither of us are in jail. I just said most evil people go there because they're morons.I don't know if you're schizophrenic or a drug addict or if /x/ just fried your brain but whatever the case is you have no business advising the sane.
>>34201762>maybe you’ll learn someday that life can be more than a fleeting waste of nothingYou seem to be taking this much more seriously than it deserves to be taken.
>>34201707nta but I made some nice wrench rolls out of an old pair of pants.
>>34201753I only did that after my first 2 breakups. I was so mentally checked out for months before the actual breakup it felt like I'd had 6 months to get over it by the time it actually happened. I have learned not to let it go on so long that I get resentful so it takes me longer to get over it afterwards now because I don't hate them.Oh yeah I guess that's the point. If she hopped on a new dick immediately she either hates you or doesn't care about you any more, sorry.
>>34201736Okay I'll do it hereScience, bless this ravaged body!
>>34201768You are really dumb and I will not be elaborating further >>34201769A light, careless life is not worth living
>>34201775You cant even defend your own viewpoint outside of dropping this vague flowery bullshit, you're way dumber than I'll ever be
>>34201775>A light, careless life is not worth livingBruh we're talking about an idle fantasy on par with a kid who says he wants to be a dinosaur when he grows up. It's not that deep.
>>34201766not that. i mean yes that, but you can do way more than that, anything that can detect the environment, small computer to process it, and a device to convert the result to a consistent sense. you could have a sense of absolute space, a danger sense that calculates trajectories and gives you a movement vector, covert cameras that could be fed to ml models that give you enhanced body language analysis, really the pastabilities are endless
>>34201776I could easily defend it but you keep missing the mark of what my viewpoint is and prefer to sling faggy ad hominem’s and cry to “women” about it. Utterly worthless to explain anything to subhumans like yourself, much more fulfilling to insult you
>>34200490MMusic (playing or just listening to it), photography and reading. I think a girl that paints or at least likes art galleries would be pretty hot too.
>>34201773Whore
>>34201781>I could but I won'tOldest cop out in the book>Much women Lol I make one joke and you're STILL hung up on it, grow some balls
>>34201786I take the time to type that out and you're not even going to argue with me? Lame.
>>34201773Giga whore
>>34201580I saw a really fat basement dweller with a pretty thin and cute girl that was probably 5-8 years younger than him when I was out eating with my gf. I was mesmerized by the absolute mismatch of looks and how he treated he barely said anything but just grunt sounds. My gf said she's probably a mentally ill BPD girl or the guy might just be her really slow autistic brother, it was so hard to tell. I see some really strange couples sometimes.
>tfw no pokemon mystery dungeon autism gfabstract kind of feel
Women do not care about men, there is nothing compelling them to do so. The only reason men care about women is because it's so hard to get one
>>34201753Nigga that's called the rebound, everyone does that.
>>34201797Not everyone, just the degenerates
>>34201797can you tell me when the disgust around relationships is supposed to go away, i could use a rebound gf right about now. maybe misery poster could be it, i bet she'd love company...
I'm drained...Devoid of energy.Walking to get groceries, carrying it all back by hand, then immediately starting on my bowl of bullshit.It tastes pretty fucking good, but I'm exerted, never have I ever felt this tired while eating. I owe my Mom some extra gratitude.
>>34201802You dropped this
>>34201806No I didn't. :^k
>>34201801Disgust? Idk, I never had that feeling after relationships, just sadness and difficulty with adjusting to being alone.
>>34201807Sorry Harvaricious
>>34201809?
>youll fall in love with me if you like your steak well done
>>34201810A portmanteau of Harvey and avaricious. I know, I can’t believe it either
>>34201813Who's that? :^l
>>34201808maybe disgust is the wrong word. the idea of getting so close again to someone is off-putting, makes my skin crawl a bit
>>34201814My wife’s boyfriend
>>34201801She already has a name and that's not it, don't simp for flaky avoidants retard
>>34201816oh damn, congrats?
>two truths and a lie>my favorite color is blue>im a moderator on r/pathofexile>im a virgin
>>34201819Lmfao
>>34201817what would you prefer to be called then?
>>34201788argue what? you are a whore
>>34201822What?
>>34201824oh, you're a silly one, that's for sure
>>34201815In that case, it can depend on how long it's been. That shit won't go away for 6 months minimum.
>>34201825No I mean why are you asking me what you want I want to be called, do you think I'm her
>lets debate this topic>pineapple BELONGS on pizza!
>>34201827no, i am not implying you spoke about yourself in the third person. sorry for the confusion.
Good foids, I took care of myself and my things and learned many skills waiting to meet my future wife and now I'm dead. Why didn't you find me?
Is this the world's most anemic raid or something?
>>34201835That's the only thing we get these days unfortunately
>>34201826>month 14uh oh
>>34201835No I'm just losing my fucking mind on Hinge. Half of these prompts are by decent looking women but if they were dudes, I'd imagine they would look like basedjaks
Aight, I'mma crash.
>>34201839Like I said, it can take a long time depending on how long and intense the relationship was. It took me two years to get over my ex.
>>34201815Nta Ugh yeah I know what you mean. Just the physical aspect of it even. Anyone else touching me like that right now would feel gross.
>>34201840Way funnier with contest give us another one
Pineapple does in fact work on pizza.
>>34201815>>34201845>was dating a girl for 8 months>broke up over basically nothing, said she was going through some shit>friend at work found her on tinder less than a week later (he asked me and showed a screenshot since her name is very unique)Some women move on quicker than others I guess. It's been over 3 months for me and I don't even want to think about dating again yet.
>>34201840They’re so fucking funny
>>34201846>the one thing you should know about me is>i take my coffee seriously and my life not too seriously
>>34201850like... just imagine for a sec if a fucking dude said this... just imagine
>>34201850
>>34200538last thing she needs is ice cream with that double chin
>>34201850My bio for a long time was "My favorite anime is The Simpsons"
Women have collectively made themselves unworthy of dating
>>34201856That's kinda good tho
>>34201859Yeah it actually did alright, it just took the right girl to find it funny I guess.
>>34201844well my last relationship before was nearly a decade ago, and i was the one that initiated the end of that one so...lonely times ahead ig>>34201845sorry anon :\ least we have each other>>34201848well i hope you can move on sooner than later anon
Could really go for some weed right now...
Wonder if JH would prefer cum in her butt or on the butt
>>34201867>consuming goynipwhat is this? 2016? grow up
>>34201866>well i hope you can move on sooner than later anonI will eventually. I moped around for about 2 months and then lately I've been going to a gym with that same friend to get back in shape (office job so I let myself go a bit) and I'm starting to read more books like I used to (including one self help book but that's a secret I'd never tell anyone). I feel like improving myself mentally and physically is how I'll get back on track and be better than I was before, I at least feel better about myself by being slightly more fit now.
>sneezed so hard I popped my shoulder out of its socket againand there goes my gym progress for the next 2 weeks
>>34201857|>
>>34201874That doesn't seem possible.
I've fallen for the trap. It's over.
>>34201872good on you anon, most of my problems are def that i don't have other things to do, but i kind of can't do other things. fuck this chapter of life blows
>>34201879nta but each dislocation makes the next easier. I knew a guy who could pop his jaw out of its socket by biting down on his thumb.
>>34201879it happens way more often than I'd likeit fucking sucks
>>34201833the mating call of a species about to go extinct, sinking into the voidhttps://youtu.be/x2KH5AoyeBc
>>34201888literally me
>>34201888lmfao checked, that anon's bloodline isCOOKEDFRIEDBOILEDGRILLEDSTEAMEDSOUS VIDE
>>34201891unfortunately it's not just that anons bloodline, it's the bloodline of all non-browns, dissolving into nothing one after the other
>>34201894This larp is weird as fuck
>>34201885Try and do some things like that when you can. Getting out and going to the gym is probably the hardest thing I've done, even public speaking is easier than just going to the gym for me. Just gradually get back into some things and don't try to do it all at once, I've only picked up these two things and it's plenty.
>>34201881Wat
>>34201888Reminds me of the Tui.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJFRYvyxz0E
>>34201895For all flesh is as grass, and all the glory of man as the flower of grass. The grass withereth, and the flower thereof falleth away.
>>34201898I've revealed myself to the enemy. How foolish of me.
Just heard a youtuber censor the words "thirteen" and "minor".
>>34201900You get institutionalized?
>>34201903Ye see how for a little while I labor and toil, yet have I found much rest.
Are there any milfs on tinder?
>>34201902why are you consuming pedo content?
>>34201894>>34201894>unfortunately it's not just that anons bloodline, it's the bloodline of all non-brownsChudcel's Paradox in action.Chudcel's Paradox is defined as the assertion that if a white man can't get a girlfriend, it's because all women desire "the BBC," but if a nonwhite man can't get a girlfriend, it's because all women desire white men.
>>34201907Femanons recommended it.
>>34201793If you lower your standards a little you could get a trans pokemon mystery dungeon autism gf
>>34201905Love you baba
>>34201906My friend used to find milfs on webpage based dating sites, I guess because they're not as familiar with phone apps or something. He was hooking up with one that had a son 5 years older than him kek, it was so fucking weird.
>>34201906Yes but the algorithm is largely anti Milf x Young Stud pairing
>>34201909No, burgeranon. Thats not what I was talking about at all. Get your mind out of the gutter.
>>34201913>babaare you black black or white black (eastern european)
>>34201888what the fuck, why did this make me so sad
>>34201915>Stud
>>34201916you're the one retardedly bringing race into it
>>34201922Listen, I don't know what the term is for the dude in a Cougar x Male
>>34201921because it's relatable and haunting
>>34201925>retardedly take a break, shill, you deserve it
Why are awful women so fucking attractive?
Whats the one thing that causes the most amount of jealousy in women?For guys its probably height or dick size. but what is the female equivalent?
>>34201930how did it get so much worse. its like that one lonely whale but i dont give a fuck about the sad whale.
>>34201909That's a brown guy
>>34201937idk, maybe because birds seem more fragile and poetic
>>34201856Does the simpsons have a beach episode?
>>34201935Mid you gay ass niggers are so retarded. Zero taste zero personality no wonder women hate you
>>34201941i'll take it, i do daydream about being one of those old people with small binoculars that watches birds
>>34201936Having a rich husband.
>>34201940No it’s not
>>34201942Yeah, they have a bunch. Why?
>>34201947aesthetic, keep it up
>>34201951It most certainly is, I recognize him
>>34201955lol
>>34201952>anime>beach episode nvm
>>34201955Yeah, so do I
Real men, what does it mean if you have a water bottle next to the bed?
>>34201963You forgot “for”
For real men, what does having a water bottle next to your bed mean?
>>34201959Do you not actually know what The Simpsons is?
>>34201968It means I want to have some water if I get thirsty.
>>34201969No I know what the fucking simpsons is. You asked why. "The beach episode" is an anime trope I was doing a thing and you didn't get it it's fine.
For real men, what does you getting thirsty mean?
>>34201968I artificially inflate my cock with pee to make it thicker
>>34201971Yeah I didn't get it, I literally don't watch anime, which I guess is part of my own joke.
For real men, what does treating your penis like a balloon mean?
>>34201972This joke ran out of gas the first time
For real men, what does running out of gas mean?
For real women, are you like a rainbow?
>>34201978She shoots her colours all aroundLike a sunset going down
>>34201981Have you seen a lady fairer?
For real men, have you seen her all in gold?
>>34201983her face is like a s(n)ail
>>34201888Apparently that species was monogamous, too. The one singing is an incel.
Wheneverly reminder for women that literally flat is still better than fakeThis also applies to lip fillers, actual devil seed
For unreal men, what does don't hang around baby, two's a crowd mean?
>>34201988"fuck off"
>>34201987what you sayin goyim?
>>34201690Yup, hope you're doing alright anon and feel better soonI didn't even sleep for two hours and I'm up puking my guts out from these new meds I've started and have to go to an appointment later>>34201711Tell that to people in psych wards and prisons kek>>34201716>you should be flourishing in this world. If you’re not, it’s your own faultKindly just fuck off lol>>34201802Congrats on doing all that anyway anon>>34201988I have no idea
>>34201993Satan jizzes in lip filler syringes
>>34201996yeah, so? pay up piggy
>>34201988I'm gonna start wearing trench coats and smoking cigarettes and staying stuff like this
Dirty pony, I can’t wait to hose you down
>>34201998amen, can I get a witness?
>>34202001
Men, you get to choose one praline, the flavors are black currant, caramel and mango, which do you pick?
>>34202006Currant are you kidding
>>34202004Goes hard
Genuinely brown women, do you need to bleach your asshole?
>>34202006Caramel please.
>>34202009aliums all around us
>>34202015
For freshly fermented females, fuzzy feelings fuel foolishness?
Do you take time off work to masturbate?
Merely mentionable males, mild manners mask malevolent motives?
>>34202020I jerk off in the office bathrooms
>>34202020I take time off masturbating to work.
This Friday I will be getting my last HPV shot, downloading hinge, get sad because I have no photos of myself, take some photos, get no matches and then kill myself
>>34202021Poignantly put, precisely perceptive poster.
>>34202006Caramel plsThey all sound good though>>34202020No, my hands are usually rough and dirty at work so my dick would suffer
Men are checking out of society at an alarming rate
>>34202021Not really
>>34202020When I wfh, yeah.
>>34202026I'd fuck you if you want
>>34202027Thanks to those that think that.
>>34202034F? If yes, then I’m down. Where do you live?
>>34202021Ostensibly observed, onlooking oracle of ordinance
>>34202037I'm a male but I'd assfuck you
>>34202044I’ll pass. I appreciate the offer
>>34202039Warmly welcoming wise words written.
>>34201906A few years ago I got really drunk one night, downloaded Tinder and almost hooked up with a milfShe seemed dtf and said I could come over after she put her kid to bed and I suddenly felt badI guess it reminded me of my mom having dudes over when I was a kidAnyway I uninstalled the app and haven't used dating apps since
>ESLs practicing grade 7 alliteration
>>34202051
Women, if a guy said he wanted to drink your period cause he has a kink, would you feel grossed out or grossed out but a lil bit aroused at the same time?
>>34202056very grossed out
>>34202047Radiantly rhythmic reply readily received>>34202051Party pooping paragon preaching presumptuously
>>34202055Regret
>>34202060regret for what?
Women do you come to atoga specifically to answer every question with "no"?
>>34202063no
>>34201970It means I'm down bad>>34201977It means I need to eat more beans>>34201968It means I need to hydrate>>34202063Women should I jump off a cliff
>>34202055Wow islam is soo beautiful
>>34202064Mwah
>>34202067:O
>>34202066i slam you right in the be autism fuel
>>34201936Career and overall beauty
>>34202069You kind of have that stick in the mud attitude of Germans but you don't strike me as a German what part of yurop are you from
What’s at the root of attraction to people wearing glasses? What is it about mild vision impairment that gets everyone of every sexual orientation or gender all hot and bothered?
>>34201721Only single
>>34202074Makes the eyes look bigger I guessFor me it's only the big round glasses that look good on girls, those square librarian ones look ugly as fuck
>>34202076In either case there is something magical about pushing back the hair of a woman with glasses before you gently take them off her face by the rims and lean in to kiss her on the lips.
Is it bad that I treat my boyfriend a little bit like a trophy? I love him and all, and still would if he got fired from his job, but I kinda feel like I "won" by dating a successful man. I've had a few boyfriends in the past who all treated me like I was stupid, so now that I'm dating a boy genius who respects me, it feels like a massive fuck you to my exes.
>>34202074It's just a fickle fashion trend, in the past everyone thought glasses made you look chopped.
>>34202074Some people look good with glasses, simple as.
>>34202079It's pretty gross that you jumped from bf to bf but I guess you're just a typical modern foid
Lack of female sexual attention temporarily turned me gay out of desperation until I found a woman who was eager to fuck me as her stopgap sex boy while she was between relationships. Anyone else ever been in this situation?
>>34202083>jumped from bf to bfIs everyone on 4chan like 18 now? It's been literal decades. People break up and move on. Male.
>>34202085She literally said she monkey branched until she found a successful bf, you simp tard
>>34202084I hated women so much that it high school I'd only jack off to gay porn and now I'm unironically gay and don't care about women.
>>34202085I think a lot of the adults here are stuck in a mentally delayed adolescence because they've been too socially disconnected to learn how relationships work from at least observing other people. Partly though I think it's a mix of things. Sometimes it's guys who have a hard time finding a new relationship after their last one who are envious that women don't usually have the same problem. Other times it's guys who are just really inexperienced at a later age than they should be, or who only have 1 or 2 very short-lived romantic or sexual relationships maybe every 10 years.
>>34202086I'm her, faggot. No I didn't. The literacy crisis has hit 4chinz.
>>34202083lol who gets triggered by the passage of time
>>34202073german is pretty close
>>34202087I never stopped caring about women, but because outright full service sex work is illegal where I live, getting my penis fawned over and given the spa treatment at the local gay bathhouse has been my relief from lack of feminine attention. Decades of it.
>>34202084It didn’t, you’re gay. Congratulations
>>34202074it's supposed to imply intelligence, since it's associated with reading and learning and thus academia
>>34202091>German is pretty close You are Austrian?
>>34202089People will just misinterpret things on purpose and make shit up because it's easier than losing and makes them feel like a genius. What's more shocking is how many people fall for it and continue arguing in good faith, which literally cannot work when one side is schizophrenically delusional and will make things up to hold up its viewpoint
>>34201912i don't find that a standards issue but i think most trannoids wouldn't be able to live with my beliefs about gender, sadly
>>34202091Oh please don't be Swiss
>>34202097Yeah it kinda makes me wanna stop using the internet. Maybe this is what finally sets me free.
>>34200490MI don't think I think of any hobbies as attractive or unattractive.Though if one of her hobbies is putting on and trying out outfits, makeup, nail polish and all that stuff, that is attractive in the sense that it makes her physically hotter.But other than that, I don't think of my hobbies as (un)attractive either, like it would not have much of an influence on me being attracted to somebody or not if they were into my hobbies too.Unless her hobby is heroin or something crazy like that.
>>34202088Nta but this is a lot of cope for running through many failed relationships>>34202079You sound pretty shallow but glad you found happiness
I can feel when the sadness encroaches. Not looking for words of comfort or anything. I guess I want people to see that the dips make the valleys make the peaks, and it’ll pass. Rember happi day
>>34202096funny how you capitalized the G there, when the OP didn't.
>>34202076I feel the opposite desu, some baddies can pull off the square librarian ones>>34202089Nta but it was implied
>>34202094I did a lot of soul-searching before realizing that I am mentally heterosexual, but thanks for the completely inaccurate outward interpretation of what's going on in my head, you are a real Miss Cleo.
Have to admit, if I were a woman, I'd be such a fucking slut.
>>34202087>it high school I'd only jack off to gay porn and now I'm unironically gayNigga you were gay all along>>34202106>I did a lot of soul-searchingMore like a lot of hole searching>>34202074Never seen the appeal, nobody looks better with glasses onIf I ever got glasses I would get contacts instead or just be blind. You won't catch me looking like a nerd>>34202108If I was a woman I'd be a femcel and want to kill all men
>>34202108I would find a nice husband early on and be a good mother
>>34202108If I were a woman I'd be ugly and disliked and I probably wouldn't go outside without at least three full coverage layers on
>>34202108I’d have actually killed myself
If I was a woman I'd probably be cynical and jaded from abusive relationships that I got into because I was easily swooned.
>>34202111>be a good motherEw, imagine getting your pussy blown out by some annoying shitstain.
>>34202113Why? You would live in paradise.
Cried while praying
>>34202120Why
>>34202079constantly thinking about people who wronged you in the past is a waste of energy. move on, enjoy the present with your boyfriend instead of fretting over the past with thoughts of people who don't matter to you at all.
>>34202121I always cry when I think of my ex and she was in my prayers
>>34202119No I’d have had no dad and an abuseful and neglectful mom like my sisters
>>34202108That's a man
Have you ever thought of doing something nice to a gay friend? Like spontaneously take your clothes off and say, "Here, taste my cock".
>>34202130That's a living cocksleeve.
>>34202130ngl if i had any inclined gay friends, i'd offer myself up as a cocksleeve
>>34202130I don't have any gay friends and even if I did I'm pretty sure that wouldn't be nice.
>>34202130M, no never. I've had to cut off like several gaylord friends cause they wouldn't stop coming onto me
>>34202142>>34202145Hello entj
Fair?
>>34202149You may think he's being facetious but I can tell you genuinely, balls are constantly incredibly uncomfortable and we're not supposed to do anything about it
>>34202149I got new pj pants and my dick just suddenly fell out as I was getting the dishes out of the dish washer, since they have an opening in the front to unbutton, but the distance between the button and the seam is too big.I've had these exact pj pants before and they just changed their style...
>>34202149And the deriods.Don't forget those, if a woman ever felt even a femtosecond of a deriod, they'd lose their fucking mind.
>>34202157>deroidWe call that boy period or beriod.
>>34202165More or less. You’d think I’d stop being a pussy and just get over it
>>34202171I’m not Indian I was playing along because I’m lonely
Name on enjt
Why would you email someone a fucking valentine?Email is for geeks and pedophiles.
>>34202177Zoomer spotted.
>>34202151You just have ball cancer, I had a moid in my house for a decade and he fiddled with his balls less than I
Notice how entj is never online when it's a normal hour and only when it's afternoon in India
PSA for both genders: Only tell someone anything about you if it benefits you that they know this about you. Thank me later.
>>34202108Why? The sex wouldn't feel good and you would have grown up thinking it's shameful and disgusting rather than admirable to do
>>34202177>Email is for geeks and pedophiles.no that would be kik and the matrix client. whoever uses those is a fucking mentally ill creep.email is for businesses and boomers.
>>34201196it's only slightly gayer than jerking it to women wearing straponsi would worry though, the average 'straight' dude is jerking off to cuckoldry, incest and bbc porn>>34201201trannies are men and therefore jerking to them is gay
>gf starts to be more annoyed with me>tells me my behavior isn't cute anymore and that i'm rudeso its over isn't it? 6 years down the drain
>>34202192>>34201196wouldn't*
Why would my boyfriend reject my sexual advances?
>>34202193Painful as fuck huh
>>34202184I already do that out of courtesy, like warning people about my social anxiety and keeping my lame interests to myself.A lot of men also practice that, like neglecting to tell women they have a gf or showing off their wealth in case it might make somebody feel amorous.
>>34202197Are you fat?
>>34202079Virginity is better than this type of 'love', but I can't fully blame you. This is instinctual.
>>34202193That is normal when you spend a lot of time with someone, whether it's your gf or housemate or mom. At first it's funny when they snore or call you names but after a few years you want to punch them in the face every time you hear it. Just be more polite and the issue might go away.
I feel so crusty.Like I got shit in my joints that my body isn't clearing out properly.I think I need to drink more water
Had a very sad cum
>>34202193She's got her eye on someone else (or is already fucking them perhaps) and is gradually forcing a breakup
>>34202197Now you know how it feels.
>>34202193So stop being rude, the fuck
>>34202201No, he's been crazy about my body and nothing has changed that way.>>34202211I have never rejected him sexually (save for the first date when he tried to take me home). And it makes no sense for me to take the punishment for some woman I don't know that you dated.
My gf keeps hanging out with her gamer friends (read: men) on discord despite all of them trying to flirt or prowess their love for her, and my gf said she has no one else to play league with, so she endures them
>>34202206>Like I got shit in my joints that my body isn't clearing out properly.Your body isn't clearing out anything in your joints.That's not how your body works.
>>34202220Play with her faggot
>>34202220Play the garbage ass moba game with her faggot, it literally has an e-dater role for you two
>>34202220We already told you to stop posting about your cuck fetish. You're that faggot socks guy again, aren't you?
I just tried Meetup (the app) and it was nothing but zoom calls for crypto grifters, yoga, """mindfulness""" (pyramid schemes) and churches. What a fucking dystopian nightmare.How the fuck are you meant to find ways to break into sociability as a hermit?
>>34202220My bf does that and somehow he found a server full of thots to play with so I'm sure your gf could too.Personally, I tolerate it because I'd rather be cheated on and dumped than play ASSFAGGOTS
>>34202221look up uric acid, mate.don't reply.
if your lover is really obsessed or infatuated with a fictional girl/boy, its completely valid to demand they delete all images/content of them its the exact same as demanding they not look at porn of other people while you are together. discuss
>>34202193what behavior? are you making little "jokes" at her expense? Are you slapping her ass on the way past?
>>34202222>playing leaguenice numbers tho
>>34202231As someone who both watches BBC and crushes on fictional men, yeah, it's the same, and I do both guilt-free since I'd never ask my bf to stop watching porn.
>>34202238Why are you watching BBC? You got a license for that shit?Illegal streaming is illegal, you know.
>>34202238That guy doesn’t need porn when he has Neapolitan on demand
>>34202238whats the appeal of bbcslop for women i dont understand
>>34202238What race are you?
>>34202239>>34202241>>34202243>they immediately hone in on bbcI guess that dumb goth cunt has a point
>>34202238What if your bf happens to watch the same porn?
Is the "I don't fucking care" part of your life that proceeded the "it's so over" part just the preamble for the "fuck it we ball" part
>>34202241>what's the appealbigger dicksbetter fucking (harder, more primal)that's it basically, there are some good videos with white men out there too
It's probably jh
Moids, why do guys get LESS excited about putting it in my butt when I mention I actually enjoy anal?
Is it the studio shit made by the jewish company or amateur?
>>34202244her randomly bringing up a specific fetish thats normally geared heavily toward men was the most odd part of the post, nothing is being "honed in"
>>34202252They want it to hurt a little bit.
>>34202252is this cuckold poster again?
my gf said she doesn't like bbc cause it looks like a giant turd
>>34202257It is
>>34202257Definitely
>>34202258you're meant to ask those questions when she's ovulating.
>>34202256Why? Shouldn't they want me to enjoy sex? People repeat fun experiences and avoid bad ones.
>>34202258why on earth are you talking to your girlfriend about black dicks lmao are you gay
>>34202263No, no, I think they want to be the first in there and witness your corruption into a shameless anal slut. Whereas if you're already one, some of the magic is gone.
>>34202264She's a goonette and I goon with her together sometimes.>>34202261Its horsecocks when shes ovulating
>>34202267>gf loves horsecocksthis shit does not happen bro stop lying
>>34202255>herLole
>>34202249>better fucking (harder, more primal)I don't watch BBC stuff, but whenever it showed up or somebody posts a webm on here, that was pretty never the case. Those guys always most of the time seem to have to be cautious to not make her bleed right away.Whereas if you look at guys like Nacho Vidal, Rocco or Owen Gray, they fuck on a different roughness level than black guys.
>>34202239People upload clips of it on 4chan, never heard of anyone getting in trouble for saving those.>>34202241Basically >>34202249, the guys they get for it are very masculine and they're told to fuck like animals.>>34202246I haven't asked but I think he watches dickgirls based on the way his bros poke fun at him.>>34202258>my gf said this common butthurt dicklet cope boys post on 4chan all the timeI'm sure she's real.
>>34202268He's dating a tranny, he's one too
Girl if you were in love with a guy, in hugh school and you gave him a blowjob. Later on your feeling toward him changed, and you’re still friend 10 years later. Would you find it flattering to know that he still jerk off, thinking about it, or how would you feel.
>>34202272>hehe what if I come to 4chan and racebait haha lolI wish you and people like you would vanish from this world
>>34202227You are a homosexual man, women are different.
>>34202272>my cuck loser bf also watches tranny porn yeah i dont doubt it lmao
>>34201643What do you post about
>girl falls in love with man>man ends up having a tiny penis>girl seeks out content/toys that appeal to larger sizes on her own dime and in privatethis makes men seethe and balk in horror for some bizarre, hypocritical reason. without fail
>>34202268Sadly it does brocant say I like it as it grosses me out
>>34202281You’re still a man Mr gashy
>>34202275>Hug SchoolIs that were they teach you how to cuddle with your teachers?
>>34202282>cucked by literal animalslol.
>>34202272>I'm sure she's realshe is, why does her opinion make you seethe? Are you a BNWOtranny?
American hours are hell, the goyims are not alright, I implore you guys to be better.
>>34201632The irony of this reply palpable.You might not be as shitty as some of the namefags, but by god you do shit up this place.And yes, we know you don't care.
>>34202291How are you still up Lol why wouldn’t I care that people hate me that’s my entire thing. Whateverr
I’m pooping !
>>34202293Don’t give a fuck*does a backflip*
>>34202276>The meaning of RACE-BAITING is the making of verbal attacks against members of a racial group.What racial group have I attacked?>>34202278What makes you think women can't hate shit genres? A lot of women hate video games in general, it shouldn't be unlikely for them to also hate the shit ones.>>34202279>>34202287Is watching porn the same as real sex to you?>>34202288It doesn't make me seethe, it's just unlikely. Also your story is funny in that your gf would have had to watch bbc to learn that joke. It doesn't appear on white pp videos, y'know.
>>34202292Why would you think I am the other anon? He already replied to you.>WhateverrExactly, that is you, an emotional drain.You are just whatever.
>>34202290>american hours>misuses the goyim are not people line holy mother of normie NPC larp
>>34202295>I will be disingenuous on the internet for attentionJust die
>>34202295I mean on some level its comparable. If I found out my girlfriend was schlicking to men that look nothing like me and have absolutely heinously enormous cocks I would feel pretty down about it, thats not unreasonable or illogical
>>34202294Into my poop
>>34202297I know that why not just ignore me if it’s so annoying
>>34202303Wow very soft! *drowns*I hate myself don’t respond to that
>>34202300>a stranger watches a genre that i don't like? she can't be real and she also needs to dieAnd men think some women are irrationally jealous for not wanting their bfs to watch porn.>>34202301But me having crushes on Asian anime twinks is alright? No one bats an eye at that stuff aside from >>34202231 who was actually being disingenuous.
>>34202305This is my first reply to you in several months and sometimes assholes like you need to be told that you are assholes, but I won't continue for as long as the other anon did.
>>34202309Yeah I never said anything about your actual porn consumption, you’re just obviously racebaiting and being a faggot about it for attention. Die, please
>>34202311I can die happy once I've heard what racial group I'm attacking as per your definition.
>>34202252This can't be the case, this is literally the dream come true?They must be fake anal enjoyers.
>>34202313>please feed into my disingenuous posting so I can extract more attention I don’t care anymore, I can make you die by closing the tab, bye scum
Would you rather never be able to charcoal grill anything again, or only be able to charcoal grill for the rest of your life?
>>34202310How am I an asshole
>>34202257explain?
>>34202309Its not the same because you're not rubbing yourself raw to the size and masculinity of them and most fictional crushes are more than just sex appeal. But if she was exclusively rubbing herself raw to random men that just share those traits in general and are nothing like me it would be a similar idea, yes. I dont know why you're being so dishonest and defensive about such a basic attitude, just about any woman alive would agree with my perspective if the roles eere reversed lmao.
>>34202317Never using charcoal I guess, I'll miss out on some flavors, but all the other cooking methods are too good to let go.
>>34202315For some reason you really don't want to come out and say that you consider someone viewing sizeable melanated phalli for her enjoyment an attack on white men.>>34202322I don't watch BBC exclusively, I also like lesbian porn.Anyway, how is it different from him watching dickgirls? Those are nothing like me. Most porn actresses in general are nothing like me and nothing like any porn watcher's gf.
>>34202295>doesn't make me seethe,It seems like it does lil lightskin nigga
>whore for white men and women>likes asian twinks>watches bbctruly a complex character
Men how would you react if you learned that your daughter was having sex with a half horse halfman?
>>34202317NeverI value being able to cook inside
>>34202252They were hoping you'd never done it before.
>>34202330really JH, this is what you've been reduced to?
>>34202306nta but i'm dying
>>34202330I think the feeling would be similar to learning that she has threesomes with guys.
You've heard the madonna/whore complex for women, But have you heard the fool/father complex for men.
>>34202342madonna whore is hebrew pseud slop just like everything else freud wrote.
>>34202339Thanks I hate myself
>>34202344The fool!
>>34202342But I want to fuck the fool not my father
>>34202347A man either dances for her entertainment, or becomes a father that fixes all her problems. There are no inbetweens.
>>34202349But the moment the man dances for her entertainment, he loses her respect, and so she seeks out the father, but the moment the father becomes strict, she seeks the fool.
When I tell people I had a vision of Jesus no one takes me seriously, they just shrug it off
>>34202351Because you're trying to do blasphemous false prophet things.We can all have visions of Jesus, and we all probably have had at some point.Except you're trying to make women fuck you for it.
>>34202349I will fix a gorgeous dumbass's problems for him
>>34202349I want a bossy office lady gf with a MILFy aura who fixes all my problems (my virginity)
>>34202349Neither complex is universal, midwit-sama. You can try to oversimplify neuroscience and psychology into clever archetypal formats that can be copy-pasted all you want, that doesn't make it true or accurate.
>>34202352Literally no, I’m trying to have anyone in my life pay attention to how mentally ill I am. Anons on 4chan care more than my own family and friends. I need help and no one cares and I’m not sure why I’m so invisible
>>34202356You will burn in hell for eternity, and all your problems will seem so pathetically quaint once you've realized the sins you've committed.
>>34202338I WISH I was doing that. Imagine the stretch.
>>34202355And here comes the fool, dance Anon, do the twirl
>>34202356NtaPeople would rather believe that you're lying to them for some weird reason than take in the fact that you're starting to present symptoms of schizophrenia. You'll have to be more direct.
>>34202359Righteous condemnation wearing the voice of God is a much worse sin than anything I’ve ever done lol, if this is a way to make me spiral it doesn’t work >>34202362Not sure how much more direct I can be. I tried to kill myself last year and no one batted an eye. I have also straight up told my parents that I need help and they blow it off. There’s only so much I can push myself before snapping
>>34202363>I tried to kill myselfSo... you didn't.
>>34202359>jewish desert theology victim fantasizes about the eternal unceasing and infinite torture of other peopleSad! Many such cases.
>>34202364That is correct. Mighty impressive observational skills you have Honestly dude I’m not the best target for someone of your ilk, go bully a tranny
A woman has placed a curse on me.Every time I close my eyes, I get visions of a woman shaving skins off of her legs with rusty razors.
>>34202363Sounds like those people aren't very "in your life" then. Sometimes the people close to us get burnt out from constantly dealing with our shit and can be a little cruel rather than telling you they need some space. You got a therapist?
>>34202367I can see why they want to live life without you. Good on them honestly not letting you drag them down.
>>34202368It was me.
>>34202368Couldn't be me. I plagued anons with visions of me to make them horny.
>>34202369No, but that’s a good reminder. Thanks >>34202371Ouch I am so hurt by this I am very sad and cutting myself posthaste. If only I could be absolved of my sins with one crazy lifehack
>>34202377You've already absolved yourself by letting them be.They deserve a good life.
>>34202379nta but you're trying too hard and its extremely embarrassing, please stop being an even bigger faggot than he is
>>34202379Wow so everything worked out. You actually made me feel better because damn, I used to be as cruel as you and I learned the error of that. God works in mysterious ways
>>34202382Cruel? Cruelness is demanding the people around you to fix your life, cruelness is claiming you're seeing Jesus so you can steal attention from your social circle.Cruelness is whatever you were trying to do.
>>34202368I have a scar on my right shin because I shaved a ribbon of skin off. I don't think the razor was rusty tho, so it can't be me.
>>34202384Parents gotta teach kids how to shave, that's fucked up, how you even do that.
>>34202383Brother come off it. The people in my life aka my family. Framing it as a claim when it was a real experience I had. Like I said, go bully a tranny. I’m mentally ill, not insecure
>>34202383Nta>cruelness not cruelty ESL or time traveler from the middle ages?
>>34202385It wasn't my parents fault, it was my sister's. She sneaked up on me in the shower and scared me, not knowing I was in the middle of shaving my legs. There was a lot of blood.
>>34202388Ouch, does the scar at least look cool?
Anybody married to someone that was married before? Are you insecure about that?
>>34202390No, not really, it's very faint since it was a shallow and smooth wound. But it's a funny story. Have you ever cut yourself when shaving?
>>34202393Not really, I hope this isn't some never broke a bone type jinx, but I do got scars on my shin too, you know those barbecue tongs with the little metal teeth on the side, I fell on one when I was a kid, I got like three dots on the front of my left shin, lol.
>>34202396Lol, thats a pretty funny story too. You could tell people you got bitten by a snake with three teeth.
>>34202345you're welcome i love you
State gender, whats your favorite game to play with playing cards like pic rel?
>>34202401Not the first person to make that mistake, I love you too anon
>>34202402whats your question for the opposite gender?
>>34202403Gin rumoli or cribbage. Poker is okay but makes me angry. The rest are really up to whoever’s playing with you. Games like Cheat, Crazy 8s
>>34202403the big dick
>>34202403F. War.
>>34202408War sucks, no skill expression
>>34202410Fairness is actually detrimental in terms of party fun.
I hate this world i hate this planet i can’t even kiss someone without getting a horrible face infection
>>34202411War is a 1v1 game
genders, how weird do you think an oral fixation is sexually?
>>34202414F. Based in girls, cringe in men.
>>34202413Doesn't change anything.
>>34202410Exactly. That's the only way I can ever win any fucking game.
>>34202415Why to both?
>>34202385NtaMy mom taught me how to shave the knees and ankles are just hard. If you're trying to go over a bump or curved thing instead of a dragging the razor flat.
>>34202412Not related at all, but I hate it when people go around kissing babies.Like bro, get that dirty ass, STD ridden mouth away from the Immunologically immature child you insane cretin.
>>34202402What you're describing is just women being inherently better at masking and men having low standards
Should vegans be allowed to boil water?
>>34202418Sucking dick is hot, licking pussy is gross on both ends. Making out is ok for both genders.
Has anyone else seen strangers bullying other strangers? It's the only time I ever witnessed it years ago>be around 17-18>finish late evening sparring and get on the bus>bus is empty until a woman in her late 20s gets on and sits a few rows in front of me>then a couple (probably early 20s) gets on>the girl sits next to the woman and her bf sits in front of them>they both start mocking the woman for no reason>"maybe ask the lady what she thinks of x" and other childish insults>I get off a few stops later and wonder what happened to the woman since the girl was blocking her exit seatIt was very bizarre to witness. I'm not even sure how I could have defended her.
>>34202414F. I think it's weird, but I understand that it's practically impossible to get rid of. At least now I pop pills and chew gum instead of gnawing pencils.
>>34202403FBullshit
>>342024283 7s
>>34202425Interesting take. What about licking other body parts in general? Your tastes seem geared towards genitalia overall in that regard
>>34202420I hope every baby dies
>>34202420Not everyone is a slut with herpes.
>>34202414FNot weird
I’m just kidding
>>34202414MI have one to a weird extent. I want to lick and suck on basically every part of a womans body if she will let me and I love her. I dont really indulge it too deeply because i dont wanna come off as weird but basically no amount of mouth stuff I do ever gets to a level where I feel satisfied and I dont need to actively pull back on some level.
>>34202439Is kissing not enough?
>>34202437you weren't.You're lying now because it threatens the image you constructed of yourself.
How do you get over failed relationships?
>>34202440No, as far as I can tell nothing is enough. I want to suck on a girls breasts, lick her from her toes all the way up to her eyelids and all over her face. I get that its very odd but I enjoy it as much if not more than normal sex.
>>34202431I just mentioned genitals because the original question said sexually. >licking other body parts No, thats weird.
>>34202443I get it. I want to give a shaved guy a tongue bath very badly, but I understand that that's weird to ask. But I can be happy with a ton of kissing during sex or otherwise having something in my mouth, so it's not like I NEED it.
>>34202426>Has anyone else seen strangers bullying other strangers? Yea a week ago I saw this chick with her friend or sister, she's a bully and I'd seen her before, she was cussing her out, I don't understand why people can't be civilized It's the only time I ever witnessed it years ago>>be around 17-18>>finish late evening sparring and get on the bus>>bus is empty until a woman in her late 20s gets on and sits a few rows in front of me>>then a couple (probably early 20s) gets on>>the girl sits next to the woman and her bf sits in front of them>>they both start mocking the woman for no reason>>"maybe ask the lady what she thinks of x" and other childish insults>>I get off a few stops later and wonder what happened to the woman since the girl was blocking her exit seat>It was very bizarre to witness. I'm not even sure how I could have defended her.
>>34202440NtaIt's not. I don't want to lick their face or anything but I'll give the neck a lot of attention and nibble the ears. Chest, genitals, not really into putting his fingers in my mouth though.
>>34202439I don’t think it’s too weird but I guess many would
>>34202450Weird, fingers work well for me. Are his hands really rough or does he have bad nail hygiene or what?
>>34202453Nothing like that it just makes me feel awkward.
>>34202420Idk why people you’d do that.
>>34202424>Should vegans be allowed to boil water?Are you suggesting water is an animal?
avoidants and narcissists need therapyasap
>>34202414>genders, how weird do you think an oral fixation is sexually?Like any sensible man, I won't date any woman who doesn't have an oral fixation.
>>34202403I used to be very into contract bridge until my short term memory started to go.
>>34202392>Anybody married to someone that was married before? Yeah.>Are you insecure about that?Why would I be? She doesn't want to be with him any more. She does want to be with me.
>>34202220If I knew they were hot I would but I don’t have a girlfriend so it’s not the same>>34202231I think it’s a problem at that point >>34202252I don’t want to do anal>>34202317The first>>34202414M not too bad
>>34202351>When I tell people I had a vision of Jesus no one takes me seriously, they just shrug it offI'm happy to believe that you had a vision. This does not even begin to imply that anything in your vision was real. Have you been tested for temporal lobe epilepsy?
>>34202464Well why do don't you go seek help asap
>>34202473i am neither nor
>>34200476Women, how offended would you be if your date said:>Your breast game is kinda weak(non-seriously)
>>34202476I would say "better than yours, titlet".
>>34202330I just remember how Magical Sex Education is taught at the Brakebills College of Magical Arts. If a creature can speak a human language, it can consent.
White people are le badBlack people are le bad
>>34202476"And your dick game is weaker."
>>34202439>I dont really indulge it too deeply because i dont wanna come off as weirdYou need to get a deeper relationship if that wouldn't come off as flattering and passionate. I used to sniff and huff my ex everywhere and even though he laughed his ass off and called me a pervert at first, he got into it over time, to the degree he started doing it back and got so wrapped up in it he eventually tried to use that move on a some girl he didn't know well and got cancelled for being a creep and a cheater
>>34202482
>>34202468That’s good that you’re not. Just curious cause I feel like that could be a big pain point
>>34202476I think I'd leave
>>34202330>Men how would you react if you learned that your daughter was having sex with a half horse halfman?I think that depends on which half is which. If it's a Bojack Horseman kind of thing, that's cool; if it's a centaur then I would be worried about her physical safety.
>>34202476Show them to him
>>34202488>I feel like that could be a big pain pointBut why?
>>34202471It was during a nap
>>34202490NtaShockingly wholesome response, you're a good egg.
>>34202493Then that's a dream, not a vision. Big difference.
>>34202441No
>>34202496My bad
>>34202442>How do you get over failed relationships?Learn from your mistakes and get into a better one.
>>34202490>tfw no centaur bf to bring home to show how gentle and kind he is
>>34202437>I’m just kiddingNo you fucking aren't. You know that, I know that, God knows that.
>>34202502I bet he doesn't use condoms.
>>34202506We wouldn't be able to do real penetration anyways, so that's fine. It'd all just be hand and mouth stuff.
Polygyny is great. I love having two girlfriends.
>>34202501Understandable have a good day
>>34202509Your throat won't survive either.
Ladies, would you go out with a guy who has knocked up women overseas? (You don't know he did and he'll probably never tell you anyway)
Girls... I FROGot my question...
Have you ever felt love the way romance media depicts it? The whole "I feel so strongly that it overpowers my mind and I feel almost pained in their presence and outright pain without them" type of love, obsessive and consuming? I have never had that but I would like to.
>>34202527Yup. It was shit
>>34202523It wouldn't impact my judgment if I don't know anyways, but I doubt I'd want to go on a date with someone with a character like that and I'd hope it would somehow shine through and make me stay away.
>>34202509Women, state your age and the age range of the guys you would date.
>>34202523>Ladies, would you go out with a guy who has knocked up women overseas? (You don't know he did and he'll probably never tell you anyway)If I don't know about it, how could that influence my choice either way?
>>34202477>>34202483>>34202489>>34202491The titty hurt is real.How can women be this vain?
>>34202527That's not real love that's called codependency
>>34202534If a guy banters, I banter back. Now fuck off with your cringe setting people up posting.
>>34202530Is him seeming clever a red flag?>>34202533idk
>>34202527Yeah, I've felt that. Absolute torture. Wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy. Try getting addicted to heroin and then quitting - that'll give you a rough idea.
Anyone here ever had a staph infection?
>>34202534>vain ??? It's basic self respect to not tolerate having your appearance insulted on a date.
>>34202527No
>>34202537>seeming clever Yeah, that sounds like he's a manipulative cunt.
What’s stopping you from surfing inside tubes?
>>34202542Holy shit
>>34202521I said no real penetration, including my mouth.>>34202532I think you accidentally quoted me. But I'm 34 and would date 27 to 37.
>>34202543>What’s stopping you from surfing inside tubes?Arthritis and a long-term spinal injury.
>>34202539omg stahp
>>34202544Holy shit what?
My lust died the second I wrote the average feminine nature on paper and stratified it according to its moral nature. I am now convinced that the only thing you are supposed to do as a soul, as a man is to wrestle your own flesh into submission, find God and develop a prosperous and altruistic relationship with our creator in order to escape this prison. 99% of women are half humans with no souls, everything they strive for and enjoy is ultimately evil in its nature. The very core of femininity is absolute evil that seeks to devour good men with the same glee and joy youd get from stomping out some dorky kids sand castle.Once I realized why women are the way they are, it's like I've finally been enlightened as to why hermit monks become hermits in the first place. It's all a lie, its all a joke. This planet is a prison, women are archons who genuinely don't give a fuck about anything but they have to pretend to have interests beyond themselves just so men dont become suspicious and notice the huge disparity in the nature of each gender. It's not a complimentary nature, it's completely one-sided and parasitic. The entire role of women is to entrap a mans life force and pull another soul onto this false reality incarnation trap. That's all they were designed to do. Satan takes a hold of their hivemind vessels with comedic ease and no resistance. They are all beyond corrupt, they fall apart once a month and endure pain unless they fulfill their ill-natured task. There is nothing in this world worth striving for besides Gods love. There is absolutely NOTHING in this world that is worth your place in heaven.
>>34202548Nothing, I just didn't realize it could be seen as manipulative
>>34202527have it right now and it isn't fun, we've been broken up a while now and it feels like the anxiety i'd have when i was a young kid and was left alone in public, but it's everywhere and it it'll never get better
>>34202549This always cracks me up
>>34202551Acting "clever"? If anon said smart or intelligent, that would be different, but he said clever, and also after asking about a guy that impregnated girls, ghosted them and would never tell you. Thats not the good kind of clever.
>>34202527I sometimes feel that way towards my female friends but never my bfs for some reason. I don't know why people call it bad, it makes me feel alive even though it's borderline paralyzing. I always miss it once it fades
>>34202555I never mentioned anything about ghosting, but I get your point
>>34202537>Is him seeming clever a red flag?NTA, and a guy, but how, in your mind, is any aspect of that "clever"?
Would society be better if we were all more upfront and honest about the transactionality of relationships and marriage instead of acting like disney romance love is real?
>>34202560Projecting much?
>>34202546From surfing?
>>34202559Any aspect of what, impregnating girls overseas? Not really clever, but it could be fulfilling to know your DNA got passed on
>>34202558I'd expect a guy that acts that way to be a dead beat dad, if he was actively involved in his kids life then I don't think he'd try or be able to hide them.
>>34202562>From surfing?No, but those things certainly prevent me from taking up surfing.
>>34202564That comes across as incompetent and irresponsible, not clever.
>>34202565I guess yeah, then he did ghost his kids
>>34202560In what way? I personally wish men were honest about their expectations and didn't just go "haha, same" when I tell them about mine. But if they were honest no one would ever date men, which I imagine would be worse for the society
>>34202560No, people hate when the veil gets lifted.
>>34202569Women's dating meta is settling at 30 then resenting the guy the rest of her entire life.
>>34202524
>>34202572lol
Modern men did everything women wanted them to, and women have never been angrier and more bitter. What a strange world.
>>34202572Or I could just, not do that and save myself a whole lot of time, money, and aggravation.
>>34202576>did everything women wanted them toWhen?
women aint shit im gonna go read e-comics w/my tulpa :|
>>34202564That's not so much clever as narcissistic and psychopathic.
My poops have not been healthy
>>34202578>save myself moneyLol shut up. Women are the ones doing all the spending.
>>34202581Kek. This.
>>34202540why do you take everything as an insult
Can Europe defend itself without the US?
>>34202588NTA, but if someone says something insulting, it's reasonable to feel insulted.
>>34202581Western men gave women rights and equality then pacified and emasculated themselves, opened up about their emotions, let women be leaders etc. Western women now want super patriarchal third-world barbarians to conquer them. It's very strange.
>>34202583Guess that's who I am
>>34202590Yes but the US won't let them,also that question is unrelated to this thread
>>34202590Europe is incapable of defending itself because it's basically US occupied since WW2. Europe before that point had some of the largest and most competent military forces in the world (France, Germany)
>>34202586Bitch I wasted like 3k I'd otherwise have on my ex bf. And he owes me $22 from the other day.>>34202588Calling anyone's anything "weak" without being asked to give your opinion first is an insult. If I had asked for critiques then sure I can't be mad but if you just decide to randomly say that yeah it's an insult.
>>34202572>then resenting the guy the rest of her entire life.The modern foid will cheat or divorce in a few years after she gets bored. Every zoomer is from a broken family.
>>34202590I will defend Evropa (the women)
Is she real?
>>34202594It's easy to be offended and treat everything as personal attack
Does anyone here anticipate that they're going to live in a concentration camp some time in the next 1-3 years?
>>34202595>equalityWhen?>pacified and emasculated themselvesWhen?>let women be leadersWhen?
>>34202606BlueValk and her current peggable boytoy
>>34202602>Germany>Competent>Got their shit pushed in twice in the first half of the 20th century Spare me the wehraboo bullshit.
>>34202603>Bitch I wasted like 3k I'd otherwise have on my ex bf. And he owes me $22 from the other day.Nobody cares that you gave money to some unemployed bum Chad. Statistically women are 85% of consumer spending. >>34202611If you still don't think women have equality then you have terminal feminist brainrot.
>>34202595>Western women now want super patriarchal third-world barbarians to conquer them.
>>34202425Why do you feel this way about eating pussy?
>>34202606Not really, a woman who's broken the conditioning enough to be openly racist wants a man who is either a dominant force, or if she wants to wear the pants in the relationship she wants a knight type who she can give commands to and not have to supervise, either way your hypothetical racist woman is by that point much more damaged than the average racist man is and is much less willing to tolerate milquetoast bullshit, likely because she understands the fallout is mostly going to hit her not the guy.
>>34202572What's that got to do with my post? I settled at 20, resented him for 10 years and now I'm enjoying singlehood
>>34202608>It's easy to be offendedIt's reasonable to be offended if someone says something offensive. Or are you denying that this is true?
>>34202610Yeah, I'd say it's possible.
>>34202617>women are 85% of consumer spendingBecause they are the ones getting the groceries for the family.
>>34202623Women can't settle at 20. That's just your SMV. You aren't as high value as you think you are.
>>34202610I guess it depends on how much the guard positions pay
>>34202610>Does anyone here anticipate that they're going to live in a concentration camp some time in the next 1-3 years?I don't live in the US, so no.
>>34202616>Takes on the whole world twice, comes within a hair's breadth of winning, twicePull your dick out your ass retard. >WehrabooStop using redshit language like this if you want to be taken seriously. If this is meant to be bait, you should feel ashamed.
>>34202617He was employed it was kind of weird circumstances that would be complicated to explain and not relevant so I won't. You're just jealous because you can't get a woman to want to spend time with you even if you offer to pay the entire bill. It's ok.
>>34202610The rise of unironic nazism is concerning, yes. I got banned for saying this last time but ICE is using the same rhetoric for their advertising as the Gestapo did for their recruitment propaganda. I say that as a veteran 4chud, politically moderate and mostly indifferent guy who is also Jewish.
These incels make good bait, damn
Ever dealt with a narcissist? Like an actual one
>>34202628Nice counter-argument, too bad statistics show that single women spend a significantly higher percentage of their income than single men do.
>>34202492some people are just like that anon
>>34202636Idk. I think I might be one.
Straight women, if you find women more attractive then why are you bothering dating men?
>>34202639MThere is zero point to a woman saving money, they have a massive social welfare state that will make sure that money is never an existential thing for them, and they don't need money to socialize, date, or be accepted. If I had those kind of protections I wouldn't put shit in my 401k either.
>>34202617Equality with men is literally impossible though. You're always going to hold some power because of physical strength. You put one man and one woman alone in a fighting ring with no weapons the man wins almost every single time.But also no we have not achieved equity yet.
>>34202636Yeah, my dad and brother. Excessively cringe
>>34202619It's just unhygienic for everyone involved. Vaginal discharge is a mixture of mucus, dead skin cells and other unappetizing stuff like transudate or byproducts from microorganisms. Even if you're freshly showered, I don't feel comfortable with anyone putting their mouth there, especially not if I am later expected to kiss that mouth. And on the other side, a mouth contains so many bacteria and a whole bunch of bacteria that shouldn't be introduced to the vaginal microbiome unless you want to get some sort of infection. On top of that it simply doesn't really feel good, it's just slimy and boring.
>>34202634>ICE is using the same rhetoric for their advertising as the Gestapo did for their recruitment propagandathat's actually pretty based, what's the problem again?
gm nons and nonas, what does the inside of your brain look like?
>>34202624I'm denying there is anything to be offended about.It's like being triggered by things like:>You'd be prettier if you smiled more.
>>34202642Are you empathic towards others? Can you see their point of view without getting angry?
>>34202643stop projecting, gayboy
>>34202648>slimy and boring Either they're doing it wrong or you murdered your clit with the seam of your too tight jeans for years.
>>34202651Grey, what does it matter?
>>34202633>You're an incel!!!What a truly remarkable and hurtful insult. Is my peepee small too? Do I live in my mom's basement?
>>34202651grayish and gelatinous
>>34202646Considering that more women have college degrees than menAnd that the gender pay gap is mostly from women choosing motherhood than their careersIdk what equity is yet to be achieved
>>34202590>Can Europe defend itself without the US?That rather depends on who it needs to defend itself against. Obviously the US has been the lynchpin of initially western European and then European defence since World War 2; and that was an extremely beneficial arrangement for the US - it meant that Europe could never do anything without consulting the US first, and it made the US world leader. The reason the US president was regarded as "the leader of the free world" was precisely for that reason. What we're looking at now is the US becoming no more influential in the world than Russia or China, while mid-level powers like the UK, France, Germany, Poland, Canada, Australia and Japan form a global alliance that doesn't answer to any of the three major powers, and eventually takes in countries like India and possibly also Brazil as they become more economically significant. Things are going to become much more unpredictable.
>>34202655Nope, neither of those. I just only really get horny from dick.
>>34202646>But also no we have not achieved equity yet.Ok retard. Ten seconds later you'll brag about how young women are outpacing young men. Schrodinger's Feminism.
>>34202643>Straight women, if you find women more attractiveDo we need to explain to you what the word "straight" means?
>>34202652>You'd be prettier if you smiled moreI'm a guy, but I would find that quite insulting.
>>34202659>Is my peepee small too? Do I live in my mom's basement?Well....
>>34202653Yes and yes.
>>34202675Then you are not a narcissist, they only see themselves, the version they present other people
>>34202671Explain it to women who constantly talk about how they find women prettier and more attractive and they watch lesbian porn
>>34202661>women choosing motherhood than their careers>Idk what equity is yet to be achievedEquity will be achieved when women can have BOTH, in the same way that men currently do not have to make an exclusive-or choice between career and fatherhood.
>>34202676Oh okay. So I'm just conceited.
My biggest dream in life is to hear a high-cheekbone european woman whisper in my ear that I'm not actually white, just a pale thirdie.That would be blissful.
>>34202661>more women have college degreesAnd more men are electricians and whatnot. I'm under the impression that that's also a choice.This is one of those things that looks like it's fixed on paper to people who don't think it's a problem but if you go outside and interact with people it's clear that it's not. Looking at the way your boss treats a man vs myself vs a 20 year old woman. It ain't the same. We could argue about this all day and you're never going to believe me because you don't want to.>>34202665Interesting. I'm a big fan of dick and don't need to be eaten out to prepare for penetration every time but it's a nice treat. Sorry it doesn't do anything for you. >>34202667I have very little understanding of what most of the zoomers are up to to be honest with you.
>>34202667NTA, but the fact that women clearly do outpace men academically but do not outpace them financially is an unambiguous sign that there is no equity. When women's earnings are as far ahead of men's as their exam results are, then we can talk about equity
>foids: haha, you pathetic virgin incel that never touched a woman!>also foids: omg why are all the men I date and fuck such cheating violent scumbags? :(Lol
>>34202677>women who constantly talk about how they find women prettier and more attractiveSome women say this. Straight women do not.
>>34202685avoidants, narcs in a nutshell
>>34202661>Considering that more women have college degrees than men>not considering that gender studies and design also count as """"degrees""""
>>34202686That's like all femanons lol
>>34202685Well, I'm a guy, but I'll bite: how do you imagine those two statements conflict?
>Maybe if I make up strawmen arguments I can feel better about the fact that no one likes meTranslated that for ya :)
>>34202683Women outpace men academically because the system is designed to reward them. I will take women's supposed academic prowess more seriously when they are able to meet or surpass boy's scores on standardized testing. As it is I've seen too many schools where the top 10 students are all girls and yet there's a 1-2 standard deviation gap between boys and girls test scores. Boys master the material better, that's why it translates into higher pay once they get out of academia.
>>34202660
>>34202686I think a lot of straight women say this because they appreciate other women aesthetically. Not sexually if that makes sense. The lesbian porn thing I don't get unless they're like, only into cunnilingus vids and prefer the lesbian ones because they often do a better job of making the experience look pleasant for the receiver.
>>34202683It's motherhoodThat's the reasonAnd there's no real way to "fix" it because mothers will choose being a mom over their careers
>>34202280I just talk. I answer questions, have discussions about things that pique my interest, I have convos like these. What have you talked about in the past month that's not some flavour of "my life is ruined"
>>34202677>they watch lesbian pornMen also watch lesbian porn.But more importantly, porn that is actually intended for a lesbian audience is (obviously) intended to be watched by women. Essentially all "hetero" porn is intended for a male audience. It's not surprising that women would prefer to watch porn made for women.
>>34202682You're also assuming bosses are always men lolThey aren't
>>34202702>Men also watch lesbian pornNo, I only watch BNWO pmvs and flat chastity cage cumshot compilations
>>34202695There's discrepancy of a max of 14 points for last year's SAT scores segregated by gender. Men do better in the math section and women do better at the evidence based reading section.
>>34202693They can't complain about the behaviour they encourage in men.
>>34202702They make straight porn for female audiencesJust they don't watch it
>>34202629I was below average then and I'm below average now. I wanted a reliable, loyal and friendly man and ended up with someone who faked those qualities to get his foot in the door so I settled for someone below my standards. Are there alternative definitions for settling?
>>34202704If we were to look at statistics I can pretty much guarantee you bosses, managers etc will be majority male.Also, not my point.
>>34202706Based
>>34202712https://www.pewresearch.org/short-reads/2025/07/17/women-are-a-rising-share-of-us-managers-and-professionals/>women make up 49% of the workforce, 46% of managers8 point difference, not like 30
