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In this thread, we attempt to ask the opposite gender anything.
Previously: >>34211995
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What happened to the other one
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>>34214855
The idiot had porn in the op image
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>>34214855
Swift justice
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Had a dream that I was dating and having sex with Dua Lipa. And then I woke up.
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>>34214852
My biceps are sore after lifting yesterday, I wish I had a woman to kiss and touch them
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>>34214867
I had a dream where I had sex with you
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Femanons, would you wear this?
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Women, thoughts on men's necks?
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>>34214868
I'd prefer to touch a penis but ok
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>>34214852
Femanons, would you date a fat and balding guy?
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>>34214874
Gay
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>>34214874
Hey! Not him but I have one of those
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I think being a handsome man with muscles, smarts, and manners has actually been working against me. Girls, what do you even want from beefy, well spoken quantum physicist when you first meen one?
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>>34214871
No
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This mf said meen
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>>34214881
>meen
BAHAHAHAH THIS NIGGA RETARDED SITCHO ASS DOOOOOWN
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are albanian women really whores?
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>>34214868
>My biceps are sore after lifting yesterday, I wish I had a woman to kiss and touch them
Luckily the biceps are smaller muscles and thus have lower recovery time. You should try hitting them at least twice a week.

>>34214871
>Femanons, would you wear this?
Yeah, I would rock it. I wouldn't put it on my bumper, though.
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I know this is a fucking insane situation to be in but if my gf is a freak that has several enormous horse/dragon dildos, how can I make the bedroom not about those toys or fantasies at all even though I explicitly told her I am fully open and accepting of any weird fetish she has? She made some extremely new and unique noises on that thing and I am so ashamed to admit it but I legit feel like i got cucked and emasculated by a piece of rubbery plastic.

I dont want her to feel hurt or pushed away but I dont wanna see that again, which feels like a catch-22 at the moment.
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>>34214852
What do men think of gamer girls?
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>>34214880
Nice
How big is it?
Is it veiny?
How curved it is?
Does it have pearly penile papules?
Does it have Fordyce spots?
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Who else meen here
Meenies wya
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>>34214855
People nuked it because they liked kids' boobs too much
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>>34214891
Gay and performative
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>>34214886
>are albanian women really whores?
Balkan women in general are whores. My best friend is Bulgarian, and while I love her to death, she's the sluttiest person I know.
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>>34214871
I'm child-free, but it's not something I normally feel the need to advertise.
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>minor typo
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>>34214891
Depends on what she plays.
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>>34214891
People game, it's normal now.
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>>34214891
>a girl who plays games
Green flag.
>describes herself as a "gamer girl"
Red flag.
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>>34214891
Women shouldn't have male hobbies
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>>34214892
4inches.
One thick vein on the top.
Curves up.
I had to google this one, yes 1 or 2 of them.
No.
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>>34214891
Women fucking hate video games. Even if there are exceptions it's safer to assume they're lying
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>>34214891
Barf. Get a real hobby.
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Women
Do you agree with Epsteins vibrator advice?
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>>34214881
Bro is still being autistic
>>34214891
Cool, I like vidya too
My roommate was playing stardew valley when I left lol
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>>34214892
>How big is it?
6 inches long, about five inches around.
>Is it veiny?
Yeah.
>How curved it is?
Not at all. It’s straight and pretty level with the ground while erect.
>Does it have pearly penile papules?
Nope.
>Does it have Fordyce spots?
Yeah, some around the base.
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>>34214890
You should probably get a new gf
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>>34214895
Mean.
>>34214898
Felt, makes me bawl up from embarrassment... :(
>>34214899
What if she played a mix of everything? What then, anon? >:)
>>34214901
You say that, but most people are hostile towards women that game...
>>34214902
>Red flag
...what's the difference?
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>>34214907
>Do you agree with Epsteins vibrator advice?
Somewhat. The plug-in ones are usually a lot more powerful, built more robustly, and last longer. They're a pain to travel with, tho.
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>>34214913
>What if she played a mix of everything? What then, anon? >:)
Then we’d probably play video games together.
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>>34214913
Tranny vibes
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>>34214890
Is her vagina loose? Wtf. That's nasty, she should be careful or she'll end up in the hospital one day.
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>>34214907
Bro sounds like an AI lol
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>>34214907
Yes. The ones with batteries tend to die in the worst possible moment
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>>34214898
i deleted my post becaus of a typo the other day, then i fucked up again with a typo and deleted the second one
i dont remember what they called me, but it hurt my feelings
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>>34214890
You shouldn’t have to pretend you’re into that for her sake. Some other guy will be.
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>>34214905
Jeez, have you ever spoken to a zoomer woman? Most of them play stuff like The Sims or Stardew. -_-
>>34214910
>vidya
Wat kind of games do you play tho? There's a difference between something like Dark Souls and Stardew Valley -.-
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>>34214926
Maybe they don't hate video games but they definitely hate men who play them
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>>34214912
>>34214924
I don't want a new gf I am in love with this person. I just dont want to do that specific sex act is all, this should not be a relationship killer I just want advice on how to not do it again without it making her feel bad or ashamed. Not advice on who I should be in love with.
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>>34214892
>How big is it?
7"
>Is it veiny?
Yeah
>How curved it is?
Like a banana
>Does it have pearly penile papules?
A few
>Does it have Fordyce spots?
Not sure.
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Where are the nerdy girlies who like to dress cute?
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>>34214926
>Jeez, have you ever spoken to a zoomer woman? Most of them play stuff like The Sims or Stardew. -_-
You’d also have a hard time meeting any millennial women who don’t like The Sims, Zoo Tycoon, Rollercoaster Tycoon, Animal Crossing, Pokémon, browser games etc. or at least did when they were younger
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>>34214891
Would she be shit with me together in Rocket League?
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>>34214931
How can you not be sure if your penis has Fordyce spots? Do you even have a penis?
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>>34214930
>I just dont want to do that specific sex act is all,
Tell her that. This isn’t unreasonable.
Buy her less insane toys, maybe.
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>>34214891
I like them but I don't think most guys want a gf who's better at vidya than they are. I personally wouldn't care because I feel like my mechanical skills have been on the decline non-stop since I hit 25-26.
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>>34214852
Hello women,

I am a man who is a bit of a coomer at heart. Recently I've started a relationship/gone official with a woman, and as part of that I've been trying to stop using porn. I feel it would be disrespectful to my gf to look at other women's bodies.

Anyway, I have bee coping with urges by jacking off to pics of my gf. My question is if this is acceptable or not. Like if you found out your bf was jacking off to (normal, not nude) pics of you would you be okay with it?

>inb4 Just fuck her
We're long distance
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>>34214923
>becaus
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>>34214930
My nigga, she's gonna cheat on you with a hung black dude
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>>34214923
We called you autistic.
And what you wrote was not worthy of rewriting.
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>>34214910
Please explain. I have had so many outside expectations I never asked for heaped on me, only for those same people to get upset I did not fulfill their unspoken expectations. Please help me understand what these weirdos even want me to do, so they'll be less unpleasant to interact with.
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>>34214935
Yeah but it's still dark here and I can't remember what it looks like.
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>>34214926
>Wat kind of games do you play tho
All sorts lol but mostly platformers and beat em up
I had a good time tho playing games like Overcooked, Cooking Mama and Animal Crossing with gals
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I keep having dreams of physically strong women who like me
what does this mean?
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>>34214948
It's not about expectations, you are ignorant to your own behaviors and how it looks from the 3rd person, either wilfully or not
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>>34214954
Maybe you're a lesbian.
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I need my dick sucked. I have no clever way of saying this.
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>claims to be a conservative woman and want kids
>has bulge
uhh what did xir mean by this
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4 out of 11 people are white
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State gender
When did you learn that women don't get horny, and that all their claims otherwise are lies?
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>>34214954
Means you're gay
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>>34214964
M
My ex was hornier than me. Skill issue.
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>>34214962
Fat pussy
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>>34214945
>hmm... how can I make this about my gay BBC fetish
kek
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are all women actually whores?
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>>34214956
How am I coming across? Do they think I'm rude or stuckup?
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>>34214966
Either she was a convincing liar, or your libido is extremely pathetic.
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>>34214962
puffy vulva
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>>34214963
We should get that up to 11
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>>34214936
you dont think its possible that changing my mind so quickly will make her less willing to trust me in the future with vulnerable information?
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>>34214969
No. They don't experience arousal, lust, or any form of sexual desire. They may sleep with men for romantic reasons, or because they think they're supposed to, or for many other reasons, but genuine sexual desire is never one of them. They are incapable of that.
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>>34214966
Bro fell for it
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>>34214932
Off being cunts probably
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>>34214981
Very few things are better than cunts desu.
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>>34214962
She had too much sex and her lips are extremely swollen.
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>>34214958
>i am not a boysbian
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>>34214968
She wants to fuck a monster with a giant dick, it's the logical conclusion
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>>34214867
https://voca.ro/14BOgnLtSzlG
>>34214948
https://voca.ro/1j17SPSbhOUd
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>>34214932
Having a cozy time in a knitted sweater and playing BG3
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>>34214970
Full of yourself
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>>34214988
Why not play a good game instead?
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Men like women with big butts, it makes sense, they want to spank it, bite it, lick it, fuck it.
What do women want men with big butts for?
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Why are there so many Russians in the comments of the songs wtf. Go away
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>>34214986
>yes I think of black men when someone talks about inhumanely large, thick penises
Homo.
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>>34214990
>Oh, you're having fun? You should stop having fun!
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>>34214988
>BG3
If you are the femanon who said that before... is that all you do? lol
I know it's a long game, but still.
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>>34214907
Plug in wall ones are for people that can only orgasm with industrial power
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>>34214993
NAG but they like to grab and smack our asses as far as I can tell.
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>>34214967
>>34214972
Surely that's TOO fat? Haha
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>>34214934
I can get to gold.. but it’s a very fun game
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>>34214987
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHN6WF7rAc0
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>first time in my new moid's apartment
>enter the living room
>he says "lie down"
>quite surprised by his boldness
>lie down on a sofa anyway
>turns out he was speaking to his dog
God I'm such a fucking idiot why do I have to embarrass myself in front of men all the time
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>>34214993
Indicator of sexual prowess
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>>34215001
Only one way to find out
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>>>/gif/30194048

Moids, would you wife him up and save him from military service? (SFW btw, has sound though)
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>>34214998
I work a lot! This is my second game
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>>34214982
Objectively false
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>>34214993
for me its fat ass gf and her skinny ass bf
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>>34215006
Submitting to CHAD moment
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My computer is too weak for Baldur's Gate III. Is it hopelessly over for me?

How do I find a girl who'll do a co-op campaign of Divinity: Original Sin 1 or 2 instead?
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i wanna have sex with dua lipa
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>>34214993
Power comes from the ass
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State gender
Did you ever speak with Epstein on 4chan?
Do you enjoy Epsteins taste in porn?
Are you an Epstein like figure yourself posting rn?
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>>34215006
>apartment
yikes
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>>34215006
Cute
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>>34215002
I topped out at diamond and play with a friend 2s once a week. Going beyond that would just be possible if I started serious training some mechanics... and I don't see myself doing that.
Which plattform are you on?
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I have a eating a girl out fetish but all women just want to fuck
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>>34215010
As in, your second game EVER??
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>>34214917
Sounds fun!!
>>34214929
>hate men who play them
As much as I hate to say it, video-games probably aren't as 'favourable' of a hobby compared to stuff like sports. To most, that is.
>>34214933
>millennial women
I seriously don't get the point behind Animal Crossing.
>>34214934
Rocket League is console slop.
>>34214937
>better at vidya than they are
Kek, that's painful. Never thought about it that way, though. But this happens with all hobbies, no?
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>>34215026
Iktf
Why won't these CUNTS let me spoil them
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>>34215004
I fucking love Bruno lol
Give me one to do
Also look at the moon wow
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U wot m8
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>>34215026
They want both. If you are only into doing that it makes you seem impotent and like you're compensating, which is basically a universal ick.
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>>34214993
>Men like women with big butts, it makes sense, they want to spank it, bite it, lick it, fuck it.
Unless you are really incompetent, you can do that with pretty much all sizes.

>>34215029
>Rocket League is console slop.
No.
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>>34215029
>>34214918
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>>34215004
https://voca.ro/1f8xh61lwwz0
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>>34215025
PC. You?
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>>34215042
Damn nigga who asked
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>>34215028
No I mean..
Second time in this game? I don’t know the word
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>>34215016
i can´t get into those rpg´s at all anymore.
>yeah picking up useless shit for hours
>companions i dont like with romance getting pushed in my face
horrendously boring
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Kinda crazy how qt can just talk to himself for hours on end how the fuck does he do that. Is it just mental illness
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>>34215047
Your mom asked xx
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>>34214873
I don’t like big Adam’s apples.
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>>34215048
Second playthrough.
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i would creampie dua lipa desu. not joking i really would.
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>>34215052
That's hardly big
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>>34215016
Play a real rpg like Underrail, Pathfinder KM, LonaRPG or Wandering sword
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>>34214964
>When did you learn that women don't get horny, and that all their claims otherwise are lies?
F
This is fake news.

>>34214969
>are all women actually whores?
For the right person

>>34214990
>Why not play a good game instead?
Go fuck yourself

>>34215001
>Surely that's TOO fat?
No such thing
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>>34215057
Get in line
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I don't like people very much.
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>don't bother dating because psychological erectile dysfunction
>have psychological erectile dysfunction because I don't date enough to get over it
Welp, sorry bloodline
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>>34215057
I would too if I had a penis
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>>34215046
Me too, I've been playing since when it was still on Steam, which means I honestly should be better at this point. If you see my playtime, you'll probably run. lol

>>34215048
Second playthrough?
I didn't entirely finish my first, I stopped in act 3 after 150h. I think doing every single sidequedt kinda made me exhausted from it. Maybe one time I get back to it. Didn't end up romancing anybody, but I probably would have given Karlach a try.
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>>34215038
>No
It literally is, though. The PC version SUCKS....
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>>34215064
im happy mine ends with me
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>>34215059
Or OG Bioware like BG1 & 2, Neverwinter Nights, KOTOR, and Dragon Age Origins.
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>>34215071
Bioware was never good...
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>>34215001
No, no it is not.
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>>34215063
And the don't like me
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>>34215053
Oh. Thank you
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>>34215059
>>34215071
>You're looking for a multiplayer experience? Just play this singleplayer game!
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>>34215006
lmao
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My life is a sigma rizz edit
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>>34215069
No.
Every pro plays on PC.
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Women, would you leave your bf if futa became a real thing?
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>>34215072
You're entitled to your opinion, regardless of how objectively wrong it is.
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>>34215080
My life is like a video game, trying hard to beat the stage
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>>34215072
Name a good video game.
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After becoming handsome, I realize it's still a numbers game.

You can't guarantee the same reactions each time you interact with a woman. You might offend one, whilst you wouldn't offend another doing the exact same stuff.

You can build a profile though of women that will respond positively to you. So far, for me, for what I do and who I am the women who respond most positively to me:

>Tend to be nerdier
>No tattoos
>Often bookworms
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>>34215086
T E T R I S
E
T
R
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>>34215082
>Women, would you leave your bf if futa became a real thing?
My wife and I would be poly or open, I assume.
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>>34215006
>in my new moid's
It's pretty disgusting how you modern whores talk about men like socks. No wonder none of you get a long-term relationship.
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>>34215083
Go play Kotor right now and tell me it's good with a straight face, I dare you.

>>34215086
Depravity of the lewd vampire
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>>34215088
Very safe answer. Name a good CRPG.
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>>34215087
>You can't guarantee the same reactions each time you interact with a woman
Duh no shit, you can't guarantee anything in life
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>>34214990
>Why not play a good game instead?
>>34215072
>Bioware was never good...
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>>34215085
All while I am still collecting coins </3
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Men
Am I overall good in bed if I'm good at giving bj and paizuri but bad at riding a penis?
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>>34215089
Dykes are so disgusting holy hell
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>>34215091
>Depravity of the lewd vampire
You are not a very trustworthy video game critic.
>Go play Kotor right now and tell me it's good with a straight face, I dare you.
I played it two years ago and thought it was pretty great. Played the eckbawk port.
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>>34215091
Just remembered KOTOR 2 wasn't made by Bioware, but by Obsidian. Just another reminder of another studio that fell from grace. I'm gonna kms.
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>>34215094
Shilling for Bioware doesn't make you interesting either, they made 3 good games. Mass effect, Mass effect 2 and Mass effect 3.
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>>34215082
>women with extremely huge dicks in addition to their female biological components
>women can date and marry and reproduce with eachother and also get real dick
It would be levels of over never before seen, thank fuck that hasn't happened.
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>>34215098
No
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>>34215098
Idk lol I don't have sex
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>>34215091
>Depravity of the lewd vampire
Not even in my top 20 female protag RPGM games.
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>>34215098
Yeah that sounds good
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>>34215101
>You are not a very trustworthy video game critic.
It has the best writing out of any video game I've ever played, it's short and succinct
>I played it two years ago and thought it was pretty great. Played the eckbawk port.
The combat is a bore though and that's 99% of the game. It's based on D20 and you're just doing power etc etc attack over and over...
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>>34215098
how tf can you be bad at sex as a woman? isnt the whole thing about the man doing like 90% of the work, ive never heard of a woman being bad in bed.
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>>34215050
https://voca.ro/14vgFGT89X6B
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Femanons must be ovulating again
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>>34214890
>I am so ashamed to admit it but I legit feel like i got cucked and emasculated by a piece of rubbery plastic.
You absolutely should be ashamed of that.

Women's sex toys don't work the same way as men's. Male sex toys are actually a substitute for sex. But women's *complement* sex. Obviously something like a clitoral vibrator gives you a sensation that is completely unlike anything a person can do to you, but that's the point: you're not trying to reproduce the sensation of sex, you're trying to feel something completely *different*.

Not to mention the fact that a dildo can't kiss you, or put its arms around you. You don't ask a dildo to wear a T-shirt for two days before it goes on holiday so you can have something that smells of it while it's gone. It doesn't make you laugh. It doesn't kiss your neck. You can't run your hands over its chest, or taste the sweat on its neck, or rest your head on its chest and listen to its heart beating.

You shouldn't regard toys as being a substitute for you, or a substitute for sex. They are something that adds to sex and enhances it. Think of yourself as fries and the toys as ketchup; or yourself as a hotdog and the toys as mustard. A hotdog may be better with mustard than without, but it doesn't make sense for the hotdog to feel cucked by the mustard.
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>>34215098
Paizuri doesn't really do anything for me, and I prefer missionary and doggy to being ridden, so probably.
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I feel weird being a loner but also not being super into vidya :/
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>>34215112
https://youtu.be/QLPnHrR0EoA
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>>34215112
>10 minutes
Exactly
I'll listen to it after I've finished my whole choon bro gave me a whole podcast
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>>34215082
>Women, would you leave your bf if futa became a real thing?
I dont have a bf, futas are gross
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>>34215116
I don't really think you should write him off for that.
You can't seriously believe that no women would feel similarly watching their man fuck an onahole shaped completely differently from them, can you?
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>>34214964
>When did you learn that women don't get horny, and that all their claims otherwise are lies?
M. You really should have met one of my exes. I once made her come more than thirty times in ninety minutes. Two hours later she was horny again. Women get unbelievably horny, just not for you.
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Plap
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>>34215116
>men reasonably carry some level of penis size insecurity
>girl orgasms out of her mind on a penis that is comically massive compared to his
>why are you le insecure!?
not saying your overall point is wrong but exercise at least a bit of critical thinking if you're going to write an entire essay about sex toys.
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>>34215107
You make it really difficult to not hate you, even when I try my best to not shit on you.
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>>34214969
>are all women actually whores
Sadly no.
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>>34215123
Lmao dude it's not worth listening to, I was being facetious and talking shit
My phone about to die though so I will soon have to return to the crib, tail between my legs
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>>34215130
>thirty times
Lol, is that what she told you?
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>>34215026
>I have a eating a girl out fetish but all women just want to fuck
Perhaps you're just not very good at eating them out?
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>>34215133
I don't even know who you are
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>>34214868
>princess carry him out of the gym for leg day so everyone is upsetti
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>>34215098
>Am I overall good in bed if I'm good at giving bj and paizuri but bad at riding a penis?
That depends. How satisfying do you find doing those things?
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>>34215124
What's gross about futas? Not talking about trannies
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>>34215142
Nigga
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desu when i got older i realized most women will let u fuck them if u just ask. women prefer directness.
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>>34215103
ME 2 was a huge disappointment.
Turning an action RPG to a corridor shooter.
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There is no scientific proof that straight women
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>>34215098
Are your tits truly huge enough that you're giving REAL paizuri instead of just pathetically smushing your c cups together and having him rub his thing on it?
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>>34215148
Fucking CIA killed him before he could drop a truth bomb
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>>34214940
I'd be fine with that. Not sure how normal I am.
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>>34215125
>You can't seriously believe that no women would feel similarly watching their man fuck an onahole shaped completely differently from them, can you?
That was my point: male and female sex toys are completely different in that respect. Male toys replace sex; female toys add to it.
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>>34215111
My thoughts exactly. I don’t care if she can’t ride dick
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Gyatt damn
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>>34215135
I'm listening to it rn are you manic atm
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>>34215132
>girl orgasms out of her mind on a penis that is comically massive compared to his
But it's not a penis, and it's not designed to feel like one.
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i deleted my runescape 3 account. time to restart on osrs. it's time.
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>>34215148
>>34215152
There's no scientific proof that straight women exist
Lol
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>>34215136
>Lol, is that what she told you?
You can't fake chest flush.
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>>34215156
>Male toys replace sex; female toys add to it.
You keep saying this but it's not true. It's just a cope you came up with so you don't feel like a gooner for using dildos by yourself even though it's the same thing as a guy using a fleshlight.
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>>34215116
>You don't like this artificial thing you can never measure up to, you should be ashamed
Nah, respectfully kys. Being a goonette who takes monster cocks is one thing but don't act like it makes you better than everyone else
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>>34215167
>>34215169
I'm a man, but whatever makes you feel better.
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>>34215116
>>34215156
>>34215161
Sounds like a woman telling her bf not to worry about the male friend she's definitely fucking on the side lol
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>>34215156
I'm still not convinced and think you're just refusing to empathize with that anon.
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>>34215125
>You can't seriously believe that no women would feel similarly watching their man fuck an onahole shaped completely differently from them, can you?
Why would they? Do you really think women identify with their pussy shape/dimensions the way men do with penises? No girl would be insecure if their man fucked a piece of rubber. But because size and penetrative value exist with dildos, men get insecure about them being larger. Its literally all just copes to pretend that women dont like being deeply penetrated. Just get over it and accept it.
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>>34215099
>Dykes are so disgusting holy hell
Oh no! Random moid #2829517860 doesn't approve of my sexuality! It's so over.

>>34215124
>futas are gross
But it takes the best thing about men (dicks) and put them with the best thing about women (everything).

>>34215139
Let the man walk out of the gym with his arms feeling like noodles and his knees knocking like Bambi. It's a tried and true tradition.

>>34215147
Hard agree. There was a lot of good in it over the first game, but the gameplay wasn't one of them. The score was great, the characters were great (besides Jacob), and it felt a lot more narratively driven than ME1. But everything from the limited abilities to the armor options to thermal clips just felt like a step back.

>>34215167
>>34215169
You both are objectively right.
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World is hell, women prefer plastic & smut over real dicks and male hugs and kisses. Blackpilled again
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So how do I live in a dreamstate
When nothing is real when I’m awake
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>>34215161
>But it's not a penis
..but it is. It is also explicitly designed for the exact function and use of a male sex organ. Why are you being so evasive and semantically dishonest here? It's a fucking peepee toy, good grief stop acting like a flared tip or something makes it a whole new thing.
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>>34215171
LMFAO that's even worse, embarassing. I thought you were fucking jh
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>>34215177
Gross
Mental illness is a scourge
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>>34215008
>>34215060
>>34215074
Wait, are you guys joking or could that actually be a biological woman? I'm retarded and she's my type if she's not a dude
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>>34215175
You're being really weird about this and putting a lot of words in my mouth.
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>>34215187
>I'm retarded
Seems likely.
Also, I like her nails.
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>>34215187
If you were serious then man are you fucking retarded, recalibrate your tranny detector
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>>34215187
That's obviously a real woman, brother.
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>>34215187
She looks very androgynous, so it's hard to tell, but the width of the hips has me inclined to believe she might be a biological woman. And I've seen some fat snappers in my time, so that bulge doesn't seem impossible, especially with how bony her hips seem to be.
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Attractive femanons, when you’re surrounded with the opposite sex, are you worried they’ve fantasized about you or even think about asking you out? Does it make you uncomfortable that people may be very aware of your existence (maybe even in a sexual way) when you’re around simply because of your looks?

What about attractive male anons?
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i tried to make a $5,000 transaction for new pc and my card declined even tho i have $50,000 in the bank????

maybe money is just an illusion
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>>34215199
Gay
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>>34215199
You probably have a limit set. You can change it in the banking app or something
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>>34214873
Honestly very sexy.

>>34214881
>what do you even want from beefy, well spoken quantum physicist when you first meen one?
Nothing much, probably for him to leave me alone. I don't really care about most men that much.
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the amount of sexual insecurity I see makes me wonder if cuckoldry is some sort of evolutionary coping mechanism for males that dont find mates.
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>>34215089
>would be poly
I thought poly were born this way though
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>>34215141
>How satisfying do you find doing those things?
Giving bj and paizuri? Very satisfying
Riding dick? Can be satisfying for one or two minutes, then I get tired
>>34215151
They can cover the penis, yes
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>>34215196
>She looks very androgynous,
I hate that this is where we're at in current year
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>>34215206
To actually be a cuck you have to find a mate. Real life cucks are more successful than the average sexless man kek
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>>34215151
>tfw dick is so small that both of the 2 women I've been with in my life could totally swallow my dong with their breasts
i like the kinky aspect of it but its also somewhat bittersweet for that reason
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>>34215197
When I was in the Army, most of thr guys in my unit and that I hung out with made a pass at me. I've learned to take it in stride because they've been good friends to me regardless. The fact of the matter is that men don't have particularly high standards and like picking the path of least resistance.

Men will take sex when freely given, and just because a man would have sex with you, it doesn't mean that he wants anything romantic or that he's not really your friend. That's just how they're wired.
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>>34215082
No, ew.

>>34215197
I wouldn't say I'm the most attractive, but in general yeah. I feel uncomfortable thinking people are sexually attracted to me and I often think about it when I pick out clothes, make up, hair, etc.
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>>34215192
Yeah they look great for back scratches
>>34215193
>>34215194
M-my bad haha, thanks frens
>>34215196
Yeah but the angling almost looks like she's trying to hide broad shoulders as well which threw me off. But yeah I love androgynous girls/tomboys so I'm always on edge. Very tranny-adjacent territory.
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>>34215211
I'd rather be a virgin forever than do that shit, holy cope
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“Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the weather.”

Wait, it's all me experiencing myself?
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>>34215211
Well obviously but my point is the psychosexual component. Even if you're a virgin, if you're jerking to cuckold-style content you're still operating on the same weird masochistic fetish level the men doing it irl are.
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>>34215208
Out of courtesy, I am not going to ask for your bj tech details, but I don't think riding is that important.
As a guy there are a ton of other positions I live too.
But, if you got nice titties, having you slowly ride me while I'm sitting down and I can munch on your tits is nice. It's incredibly stimulating.
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Where to find women who like strategy games like stellaris or civ? Most "gamer girls" are into COD, Fortnite, Valorant, Stardew Valley, or some other slop
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>>34215217
You should message her and say "I thought you were a man at first haha, what are you hiding under that bulge?"
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>>34215216
What kind of stuff do you wear
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>>34215223
Probably communities for those games on reddit.
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>>34215220
*Twilightzone music
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>>34215220
Always has been. I always have very vivid hallucinations about 4chan/pepe when I'm on psychedelics.
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>>34215228
Lol
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>>34215224
I may be retarded but I have manners
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>>34215006
You went way past "When I say jump, you say 'How high?"
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What does it mean if I keep having dreams about 4chan with extremely detailed posts and plotlines and my first thought when I wake up is "where's my phone, I gotta reply"?
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>>34215199
Call your bank to notify them so they don't automatically decline it.

>>34215207
>I thought poly were born this way though
No, we all make active choices in regards to our sexuality, especially in that regard. Only finding the same sex attractive is a far, far cry from not being able to love just one person because you're a slut.

>>34215223
>Where to find women who like strategy games like stellaris or civ?
I like strat, but I also like AAA slop too.
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How to deal with disrespectful POC gays and trannies? The kind who will harass and make disrespectful comments about your bf to your face because they know you can’t beat the shit out of them as a woman. These people are disrespectful to levels no woman would dare to be and if you respond they either accuse you of LGBTphobia or of being scared of a man stealing my bf
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>>34215226
>reddit
kys
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Being a cuck is still better than being single, you can get raunchy handjobs even if things are extremely bleak
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>>34215235
You spend a bit too much time here.
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>>34215199
>>34215202
Yeah you probably have a fraud limit set like most accounts. That no number phone call was them checking on you.
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>>34215232
Nta
Just send her "I see you're serving cunt".
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>>34215236
So where do I find you?
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>>34215237
Ignore them and just let them show their asses to other people.
Not worth the hassle. They're losers.
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Women are far more predisposed to being aroused and attracted by incest
why is that?
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>>34215239
god no
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>>34215237
Insult them in ways that don't pertain to their sexuality or gender identity. I made a butch lesbian cry by calling her fat. And fatphobia isn't real, so you can't get canceled for it.
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i aint calling no fucking bank. its MY MONEY AND I NEED IT NOW
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>>34215239
Being an unwilling cuck is literally the only thing more cucked than having a fetish for it.
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>>34215246
DDLG stuff is more likely to be wanted by men.
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>>34215239
This is so funny
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>>34215249
Call JG Wentworth
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>>34215177
>tfw straight women that look like this don't exist
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>>34215249
Well, you probably do need to call them unless you have a structured settlement and need cash now.
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>>34215251
Not my experience and in popular media its the women who praise incestous relationships
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>>34215254
Nigga you want a boyfriend
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>>34215225
Dresses, skirts, blouses, sweaters, jeans. Pic rel would be a pretty typical outfit for me. Nothing particularly sexy but often feminine things.

>>34215238
If you know any other communities that cater to specific videogames you may look there, but usually reddit has the largest one.
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>>34215257
men who are unwilling to accept that they're just gay are insufferable. I honestly dont even think bisexuality exists, just men unwilling to stop lying to themselves/eachother.
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>>34215249
what happened drilla? do you need money rn?
unironically I can paypal u
>>34215199
I gots no idea g maybe ring em
I have -£1500 in bank rn lol but more in cash under mattress
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>>34215247
Wdym god no? Sex is sex

>>34215250
Being a cuck isn't actually cucked if it's the best option you have to get laid. Then you're just doing it cuz you're horny

>>34215252
Wdym funny? Funny how?
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>>34215259
No, women are too beautiful for everyone to not at least be bisexual
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>>34215257
liking muscular women isn't gay
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>>34215254
Really is funny how 95% of female athletes are lesbians
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>>34215256
>Not my experience
lmao
Look up basically any porn site and how much male-centered "daddy" stuff you find.
Most women just do it as part of being submissive and wanting to make their man horny.
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>>34215177
Yeah, this gross on multiple levels. Not only does that style look bad on her, it exudes arrogance and insecurity. She looks very unpleasant to be around, exactly the kind of person who takes advantage of being a woman to get away with being a bad person.
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Why do jews love eating kids?
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>>34215265
or there's something to sigmund frauds theory that women want to fuck their dads
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>>34215262
This is 2010s tumblr horseshit and I doubt most bisexual people would even agree with you
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>>34215145
really?
>>34215160
no not manic at all lol (when I'm manic you'll fucking know xD)
I'm really sorry I wanted to record more vocas and sing songs and stuff but my old piece of shit phone died. so I had to come home and phone on charge rn luckily my roommates didn't get mad. I would get a new phone but I have no money, shit sux man. I gave my ex more money lol she prolly will never repay me tho
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>>34215261
Lmao
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>>34215270
Some do, but many more men sexually abuse their daughters.
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>>34215276
>but many more men sexually abuse their daughters.
thats due to the difference in size and strenght
if women were physically capable of raping their dads, the stats would be the other way around
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>>34215254
Good news my nigga, women like that don't exist period, so lesbians don't get shit either. Look at any video taken in a lesbian bar, almost all of them are pudgy tiny little thing.
This may be Fox-Grapes type shit, but two explanations exist for that photo:
1. Photoshop/ai of some dudes fetish.
2. she's fit once a year after a cut and took that photo, in reality she is 5'0 and doesn't actually dress like that day to day.

You, you, and men and lesbians as monoliths as a matter of fact, and me, are all porn addicts who goon to cartoons so we lament that most people are not easily fuckable personalities that are deeply unrealistic.
Go outside.
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>>34215263
Yeah it is
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>>34215278
Ok, weirdo.
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>>34215145
I was gonna say really lol cause desu all the baddies I dated made the first move. I would love to make a move on a woman but I just have zero game whatsoever I'm such a loser. Also I'm totally broke rn and a drug addict fml
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>>34215265
Ginormous difference between being called daddy and what ddlg actually is
Like the difference between watching a football game and jerking odd to bnwo porn
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>>34215199
Stop stealing from people
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>>34215261
we have officially reached the point where "cucked" as a form of general derision has now superseded the actual, literal definition of cuckoldry itself.
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Where do I meet clingy gf
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>>34215288
Lint trap
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>>34215239
>Being a cuck is still better than being single
If you're not into it, it sounds like utter hell. Pity handjobs while being emotionally abused does not sound like a good time to me.

>>34215246
>Women are far more predisposed to being aroused and attracted by incest
>why is that?
Not sure about that, but if it were true, it may have to do with trauma response, since women experience interfamiliar sexual abuse several times more than men.

>>34215253
>Call JG Wentworth
I HAVE A STRUCTURED SETTLEMENT, BUT I NEED CASH NOWWWW

>>34215254
>tfw straight women that look like this don't exist
Yeah, but it's not like the lesbian community is full of them. It's mostly femmes that people think are straight, butches that look like men, and that weird "I know you're a lesbian at a glance because of the plaid flannel, but you have all of the appeal of wet cardboard" type lesbian that seems to be most common.

>>34215263
>liking muscular women isn't gay
Liking people who take care of themselves should be the bare minimum.

>>34215266
>it exudes arrogance
Confidence, and it's hot. But just like Ruby Rose, she does give off fuckboy energy.
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Valentine's Day
2 weeks
Trust the plan
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If I was at Troy
it would still be around
just saying
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>>34215290
>people who take care of themselves
Nigga, this basically self harm
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>>34215290
posting Rhea is just cheating
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>>34215066
Act 3 is the weakest part, a lot of people stop there. Maybe one day Larian Studios will make a game that won’t end in a city. Everyone’s least favorite environment. How many hours do you have?? I have so so many in Elden Ring
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>>34215290
>and it's hot
It's not. It looks stupid and performative.
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>>34215299
BEING HOT IS LITERALLY BEING PERFOMATIVE
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>>34215299
I'm with this guy, she looks like a characiture of masculinity that she doesn't know anything about
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>>34215296
Do you think she's into anal or getting tied up?
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>>34215290
>>34215302
NTA but it's literally a photo shoot you fucking dumbass morena chimpanzee, like I said earlier women like this are exaggerated fetish for both straight men and lesbians that no real human being can ever keep up daily.
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>>34215290
Cuckoldry is only emotional abuse if you're weak willed and unable to stand up for yourself. Who's really the victim, the person who plays along for sex or the partner who thinks they are in control
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>>34215291
Can't wait for Valentine's day.
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>>34215302
Makes me want to spit my yolk out
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>>34215306
Prolly
fit girls are always submissive
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>>34215303
Exactly. The same sorts of people also tend to be very rude and insecure in person.
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>>34215311
Anything good going on?
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>>34215197
I wouldn't call myself attractive in the face but my clothed body attracts some attention.
>are you worried that
Not particularly
>Does it make you uncomfortable that people may be very aware of your existence
Nah. What's uncomfortable is when I've made eye contact with someone who's staring, looked away, and when I look back he's still staring. I can't be afraid of/uncomfortable around every single man outside I'm looking for concerning signals like staring at me. Then I might try to leave. So long as their attraction to me remains their problem and they don't make it mine I'm not bothered.
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>>34215291
I'm single, don't have a date and will probably be going to the movies alone. B)
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>>34215309
I thought the whole appeal of NTR was the fear of all the love and affection you give being overpowered by the raw sex of a "better" man?
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>>34215291
>Valentine's Day
>2 weeks
>Trust the plan
There is no plan.
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>>34215291
I'll probably be bartending on Valentine's Day, getting fucked up and being miserable as always. Must be fucking nice to be a normie innit lol.
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>>34215319
Why would you go out alone on Valentine's day?
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>>34215319
That isn't a bad date. Make the most of it, get a giant soda and your favorite candy?
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>>34215321
The plan is to wing it.
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>>34215315
Usually they're just compensating for something
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What did he do wrong?
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I need a bump of coke so bad my niggas tsc icl
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>>34215330
idk bc he left out all the other deets lol
>>34215331
I can hook you up my drilla where u @
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>>34215317
Nta but I love staring at pretty chicks on public transit. They're so cute and good looking
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>>34215330
Post a Twitter screenshot
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>>34215319
Same except I'm not going anywhere
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>>34215323
Why not? Beats sitting at home.
I'll be on vacation in another city, and there's an independent theater that does 35mm screenings of old movies that's showing something I'd like to see that evening.
>>34215325
I'll probably just treat myself to a nice dinner beforehand, but I might get some popcorn.
If I end up stumbling into having a date, I'm not gonna complain.
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fuck it im dming dua lipa on all of her social media accounts.
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>>34215332
Poughkeepsie NY
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>>34215333
You might make me nervous on the bus.
Not as nervous as the drug addict who refuses to sit down and insists on talking to me though. There are bigger issues than being stared at on public transit lol.
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>>34215330
He didn't say "That checks out because I was dying to meet you" and therefore failed the charisma check.
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>>34215330
I'd cum in his bussy
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>>34215330
I am so glad this is a fake tweet and women usually don't do this shit IRL, this is so fucking retarded.
Men say this to explain that men are secondary citizens in gynocentric societies, no one wants flowers. No one. I am 99% sure if I brought flowers to a girl as a gift today they'd be pissed off I just gave them a chore for 3 days until the flowers die anyway because a bouquet of flowers dies anyway. It's stupid. Get them a specialty gift which you SHOULD know already, or chocolate, an item thats use value exceeds the social coding of older generations.
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>>34215336
>Beats sitting at home
Idk I think on that particular day I'd rather sit at home.

Ah ok so it's a one time thing it's not like you could just go the day before instead.
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>>34215340
>You might make me nervous
Yeah I know but I'm ugly enough to do that without staring so fuck it. I don't talk to them or anything though or do drugs
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>>34215346
>Ugly enough to do that without staring
You'd be surprised. Unless your face looks like you lost a fistfight. The bus is like the one place you can look weird as fuck and as long as you aren't doing anything nobody cares.
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>>34215336
>Beats sitting at home.
Does it though? You can have fun at home and be comfy
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>>34215338
based lmao her PR team will enjoy deleting that shit
>>34215339
soz bro I'm across the pond
real-talk I fucking hate having roommates and having to share a house lol. my life is so fucking shit. some dude just came over lol I don't even know him. I need to mindfulnessmaxx else I'm gonna lose it. I could go out to get some food but I'll prolly just g to bed on an empty stomach
>>34215340
I'm a drug addict but I talk to no one on the bus lol
Sorry that happened to you
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ATOGA, what are your pronouns?
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>>34215354
fucking/hate/myself
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>>34215354
>what are your pronouns?
Thou/thee/thy/thine.
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>>34215253
877-GET-FUCKED
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>>34215355
Only one of those three is a pronoun, but I guess that's a start.
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>>34215316
Spent way too much money on a weekend trip. I think he's going to love it.
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>>34215352
I do that all the time, and it's not like I'll be anywhere near home at the time anyways.
>>
Who could it be knocking at my door?
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>>34215354
they/them and it/its
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Chubby cheeks on a girl are so unbelievably underrated. The only girl I ever knew who had big fat adorable pinchable chipmunk cheekers was a druggie rave rat. Sad!
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>>34215354
Hunnay/Bunz
>>34215358
Based twinning shakespear enjoyer
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>>34215354
They/she/it
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>>34215354
AMAB
she/her
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Women what sound does a cat make
>>
What’s the proper etiquette for farting in public areas without immediate access to a private space or bathroom? Should I be holding it in or silently passing the gas in intervals?
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>>34215371
Mine says "meh meh meh" and purrs.
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>>34215371
OHH LONG JOHN
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>>34215371
mrp
>>34215373
Silent crop dusting or directing it into a corner and quickly leaving the area.
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>>34215359
awwe you make me feel so blue
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>>34215373
Fart loudly so that everyone knows it is you. Display dominance.
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>>34215375
The Don Piano situation is crazy
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>>34215370
asian male asian boy?
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>>34215373
Lift leg
Brap as hard as you can, make a face like you're lifting furniture
Take an audible whiff and shout "woah, nelly, look out!"
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>>34215373
>Should I be holding it in
Yes.
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Women, do you care if your boyfriend goes on hardcore gaming periods? He has other hobbies, has a life, etc, but maybe someday he wants everyone to fuck off so he can play Final fantasy 14 for the whole day. Is that fine with you, or is it a problem?
>>
>>34215373
>>34215384
I love this website.
>>
I did it to myself
Tried to be someone else
I let it tear me down and I’ll never be the same
I did it to myself
Tried to be someone else, and you didn’t notice till’ I finally got away
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I didn't realize that in order to interact with women at all for the past 20 years you had to be friends with epstein. Women wtf?
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>>34215366
>>34215369
What's up with people who are sometimes singular and sometimes plural?
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I just found out that blue eyes are a sign of inbreeding lmao fuck my life
>>34215381
Assigned male at birth
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>>34215389
They're insane people.
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>>34215389
I don't know the gender of the person who delivers my mail. They are a singular person though. You're just bad with grammar I guess?
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>>34215390
Real, I have really light blue basically grey eyes, probably explains why I'm such a nutcase
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>>34215385
>maybe someday
How often? He wants to do that once in three months, idgaf. Four times a week is a problem.
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>>34215385
I don't care if it's for a day. If we can't have a relationship because he's playing all day every day for weeks, yeah, that's annoying.
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>>34215390
>I just found out that blue eyes are a sign of inbreeding
Where the fuck did you read that, the Israel Times?
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>>34215392
"They" obviously can be used as a genderless pronoun in isolation, but if you're also asking to be referred to as "it", that makes "they" plural.
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>>34215298
>How many hours do you have?? I have so so many in Elden Ring
I said in my post, around 150h. :x
I have 180h in ER, since I played through it once on my own occasionally cooping with a friend and then later played through it again with another person, helping her out.
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>>34215385
NAG but when I dated my ex, I stopped playing vidya entirely becase I spent all my time either making money at work or taking her out
She still dumped me in the end
Then I got back into gaming and realised that games are 1000% better than real life
Fuck normies, stay gaming, game to the max. Play vidya until your eyes bleed.
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>>34214852
I got 55 (you)s on the previous thread :D
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>>34215385
I'd prefer a guy who isn't into it at all. I can't make myself care and I feel like a jerk when they want to talk to me about a game all excited and I would literally rather clean a toilet.
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>>34215397
NTA, but he means blue eyes are (generally) a recessive characteristic.
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i believe everyone and everything is me
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>>34215398
You got your (you) and no one cares about this conversation let it go.
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>>34215402
How would you feel if his idea of a date as making you watch him rage at dark souls?
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>>34215403
>recessive genes = inbred
Unfortunately if I call you the name you deserve to be called, I will receive another three day ban, so use your imagination
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>>34215408
Learn what "NTA" means.
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the fact that the internet only seems to get traffic in cycles and people constantly repeat the same thing leads me to believe i am in a simulated world. it is not only likely, it is certain.
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>>34215406
>Flashbacks to 2011
Let me just fucking kill myself real quick
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>>34215409
You're still steelmanning his retarded argument
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Every time I smell cigarettes while on a walk, I think of her. I don't even like smokers, but I like her.
I miss her :(
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>>34215401
based lol those are gr8 numbers
>>34215404
bro is enlightened
>>34215410
what defines a simulation? if god is real, aren't we all technically in a simulation?
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State gender. What's the most disastrous date you've ever been on? Or if you've never been on a date, what's the most embarrassing rejection you've ever had?
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>>34215413
You should start smoking so you get desensitized to the smell and lose its association with her
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>>34215415
M
I've only been on one date and it was nice.
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>>34215413
)): are you still in contact with her at all, do you talk?
I hope both of you are ok
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>>34215413
>simping for some bitch with cancerous lungs, bad skin, and a brown furry tongue
Couldn't be me
>>34215415
First time having a row with a BPD girl with a perfect body (by my standards) was pretty painful, but thankfully short-lived
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>>34215415
I once went on a walk with a woman who was a friend of a couple of my mutual friends, and at the end of it she gave me her phone number because I'm "her special friend" lol.
She let me know that she never wears panties and I don't think I had a single thing to say the whole time. I was basically just
>y-you too!
the whole time lol
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its actually so easy to get over heartbreak just find a better bitch. this is unironically the wisdom nobody ever gets. the reason you're so sad is because you know deep down in she didn't even love you.
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>>34215412
I told you my pronouns are she/her fucking weirdo
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>>34215415
F. I saw him texting other women while we were out together, and he made it clear we'd be splitting the 5€ bill.
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>>34215416
smoking is such a bad habit lol. I hate myself for being a smoker. I'm too broke rn to buy cigs so just vape but it's such a bad habit
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>>34215424
>xhe can afford vape
Look at mr moneybags over here
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>>34215415
M
>like girl a lot
>we are dating for 2 months
>finally decide to have sex
>we're both drunk
>undress
>pull out dick from underwear, fully erect
>she laughs at it
>have a panic attack and rush out of her house
>we break up 3 days later
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Starting to wholeheartedly believe poly freaks should be shot in the street
Maybe make an exception for JH's throuple since it's closed but everyone else should be marked for death
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I really need to stop smoking but they really make life more tolerable (for now)
nothing better than a cup of black coffee and a cigarette in the morning
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>>34215430
>nothing better than a cup of black coffee and a cigarette in the morning
I can think of a few things
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>>34215426
I'm poor as fuck lol I have negative £1500 in my account. Some drilla just gave me some vapes in exhange for doing a favour
>>34215430
It's comfy and wholesome but dude just cut the cig and enjoy the coffee
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>>34215421
>the reason you're so sad is because you know deep down in she didn't even love you.
That was the hardest part about "getting over" the last woman I dated.
We were together for a little shy of four years and lived together for most of that time, so I was kinda devastated at the realization that she loved my half of rent more than she ever loved me.
I felt very insecure and unlovable for years afterwards.
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>>34215428
Based
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solipsism is obviously true because i can prove im dreaming
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>>34215427
If it makes you feel any better I laugh when I'm nervous, I'm not laughing at the guy.
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>>34215432
>in exhange for doing a favour
>>34215436
How so?
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>>34215415
M
Have never been on a date
Would rather be waterboarded than have to go on a date
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>>34215436
sopilism is true because i'm the only conscious being in the universe and someone as pathetic as you couldnt actually exist
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>>34215415
>What's the most disastrous date you've ever been on?
probably when I went on a third date with a gorgeous french girl. many years ago now. she was wayy out of my league desu but drove me around and seemed very enthusiastic.
she wanted to go for dinner at a fancy place near hers. I was super nervous so drank way too much before the date. I ended up making a big fool of myself and bumping the table. then was sick outside and some puke went on her shoes.
needless to say that was the last date. I still feel fucking bad now but whatever dude
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>>34215442
Put your solips on this dick lmao
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>>34215415
not really a date but somebody gave my number to a girl but i was scared and blocked her
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>>34215433
>very insecure and unlovable
Nta but holy shit that's a mood. Like what do you mean you spent a whole year with me and told me you loved me and now I find out you don't enjoy my personality and you'd rather be alone?
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>>34215437
it doesnt
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>>34215433
>>34215447
Never had a gf, only ever hooked up with girls mostly out of fear of this. How do i prevent this from happening?
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>>34215446
Dudes cockblocking themselves will never not be funny.
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The good thing about being old and fat as a femoid is that you'll never ever get forced to massage some rich dudes feet.
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>>34215431
I'm listening
>>34215432
>It's comfy and wholesome but dude just cut the cig and enjoy the coffee
yeah I really need to quit smoking, I've been smoking for 9 months at this point
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>>34215415
M
I can honestly say, neither.
No date or rejection ever went really bad.
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>>34215447
Right? I hated myself for it. My self-esteem was in the gutter for a long time afterwards.
I put up with a lot of pretty awful shit from that woman, too.
She was a friend I knew growing up who I initially rejected, but we got together after college.
That aspect of the situation made me feel even dumber, as if my inner child knew better than my extremely foolish young adult mind.
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>>34215430
I miss cigarettes. I have dreams in which I smoke even if I quit smoking years ago lol
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>>34215453
Don't rush into cohabitation like I did, no matter how well you know the woman.
If we hadn't moved in together during the first year of our relationship, I probably would've broken up with her much sooner than I did.

Just have self-respect and maintain your boundaries.
Compromise is an important part of a healthy relationship, but that comes from mutual respect, not constantly bending over backwards for a woman because you're afraid you're not enough or that she'll leave you a lonely man.
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>>34215454
i was in middle school lol
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>>34215456
>been smoking for 9 months at this point
that's not too bad but yeah the sooner the better g xx you will feel better afterwards I promise
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>>34215452
You've got to work on your self esteem at least to the point that you feel comfortable asking for confirmation instead of just assuming the worst.
>>34215453
>How do I prevent
I mean, you don't. I laugh when I'm nervous. There's no way to not be nervous when having sex with someone for the first time.
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>>34215455
That's my type though
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>>34215415
M
never was on a date
had one rejection, that makes it the worst rejection
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knowing dua lipa is a whore makes me like her even more desu.
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>>34215464
>You've got to work on your self esteem at least to the point that you feel comfortable asking for confirmation
she laughed and said "im sorry i just expected something else" and immediately tried to apologize and call it cute looking as I left
please stop projecting yourself over other peoples' experiences you dumbfuck NPC
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>>34215468
>call it cute looking
Lmao
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Need a ex pornstar gf as a status symbol
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>>34215428
>implying they won't set up a freeuse hole in the wall sooner or later
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>>34215458
>initially rejected, but got together after
Damn, sounds like my first boyfriend. Your inner 12 year old may not be smart but they know who you are and what you will or won't like lol.
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>>34215470
Need an ex pornstar gf as an outlet for my fucked up fetishes
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>>34215467
is she?? I mean based if true but I don't think she talked about her sex life no?
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>>34215470
Status symbol as a cuckold?
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>>34215467
idk who that is
some pornstar?
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>>34215459
they're nice, a friend told me they're not as dangerous as everyone says but eh I don't know, I really should quit smoking soon
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Femanons, what is your interest level in receiving anal sex?
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>>34215475
Nope, it's a symbol of chadness, just like femboy bf is a symbol of chadness and not a symbol of being gay
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>>34215468
That's still a nervous laugh. A woman alone with a guy she's about to fuck is never going to purposely laugh at him that's fucking stupid.
She did clarify so there was no need for you to ask, but my point stands. You need to be able to ask why they laughed.
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>>34215464
I didn't ask about sex, I asked about a woman silently falling out of love with you and growing spiteful after years of dating until one day she hits you with a surprise "its over"
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>>34215478
it makes you smell bad and your teeth yellow
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>>34215462
they do make me feel way better compared to when I used to take anti depressants
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Folk
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>>34215481
>"im sorry i just expected something else"
>You need to be able to ask why they laughed?
Do you legitimately have autism? Not insulting you but these are the words of an autistic individual.
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>>34215479
0 unless you mean having my asshole licked
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I want gf who says she wants 3 kids but secretly wants 10
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Folx
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>>34215484
ok well as long as you don't need the meds anymore x
I sound like a hypocrite but i hope you can find better habits than smoking xx you don't need it
>>34215485
yolk
what's good g
>>34215483
this lol. women used to often compliment me on my teeth (in my country the bar is not exactly set high tho) and ask if I used whiteners etc. not so much these days. prolly from all the smoking and drug abuse and not being able to afford dentist. it really does take a toll on ya .
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>>34215482
Oh my bad for some reason I thought this >>34215427 was the top linked post in yours.

Same answer though, you don't. You can't control how other people feel you can only control yourself. So don't put up with being treated like shit but there's just no way to know what other people are really thinking. Kinda sucks.
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>>34215479
2. I would never do it but I sometimes fantasize about it.
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>>34215487
You'll have to do all the prep though
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>>34215488
that was my ex lol (well not secretly but she wanted a lot of kids, she had like 14 siblings) and it scared the shit out of me lol, as a crazy cat uncle who doesn't want kids
this is really something you need to discuss very early in dating so you don't waste each others' time
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>>34215483
what if I go to the dentist?
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>>34215494
I can take a bath
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>>34215490
>I sound like a hypocrite but i hope you can find better habits than smoking
yeah I do need to find a better habit that's true
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>>34215498
ya bro
maybe chewing/bubble gum? or playing wordle or whatever normies do
desu we gon die anyway but yeah smoking does take a toll. my grandfather was a massive alcoholic and schizo, yet the smoking is what killed him first lol. bro died in his 40s I think from emphysema or whatever.
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>>34215486
>She clarified so you didn't need to ask in that situation
Can you read
It's the words of a woman who's had too many guys react with cruelty when I've giggled because we're about to fuck. I'm honed in on a different aspect of this conversation than you are. If you're not interested in discussing what I'm trying to respond with you know you don't have to right? I can only speak from my own experience. I'm not really interested in talking about your tiny dick.
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>>34215500
oh fuck in his 40s? damn
oh speaking of bubble gum I did find out the other day it actually did help me stop smoking but uh I ran out of bubble gum, I guess I just like having something in my mouth (please don't take that out of context)
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>>34215496
itll go right back to yellow as long as you keep smoking
just quit
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>>34215497
You want my mouth on your asshole but you won't clean the inside?
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>>34215505
I'm not forcing you
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>>34215503
>just like having something in my mouth (please don't take that out of context)
lmaoo nah I get you, oral fixation type thing
sounds gay af but maybe gum or lollipops can help you out there g
>fuck in his 40s? damn
well for my family's track record that's actually a good age to live to lmao
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>>34215502
Your opinion is worthless and retarded, i dont care about your desperate need to defend anything and everything someone does because shes a hecking woman.
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>>34215504
ok ok I get it, I'll stop smoking
>>34215508
I think I'll try chewing gum, not a fan of lollipops
>well for my family's track record that's actually a good age to live to lmao
damn really?
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State Gender
What are you listening to?
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>be foid
>want [trait] in a man and [thing] from relationship
>find man with [trait] who also wants [thing] from relationship
>get ick
>fuck random chad instead and cry that he doesn't want to wife me up
Le sigh I hate my unwholesome life!!!!!!!!
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>>34215415
She brought a friend without telling me
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>>34215511
yeah give it a go <3 I used to be a bubblegum fiend lol blowing bubbles and stuff while skating. ADHD gang. actually maybe try skating <3
>>34215512
I'm exporting a cumpilation of my demos from the past week or so for anon in past bread lol
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>>34215516
I'm checking out of society but checking into FL Studio and Ableton
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Women, have you ever not gotten over an ex?
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>>34215516
I hate that I'm doing this kinda when I absolutely hate the right. I just find it incredibly hard to get my life together.
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>>34215518
>her last name is cocks
It never even began for her, wasting away on substack is a pretty good note to end it on desu
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Seems like the white guy at work is checking me out :)))
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>>34215418
Oh she's fine, last I heard of her, she was dating another guy. Haven't heard from her in two weeks. It's over
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>>34215521
You gonna let him use your bussy?
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>>34215521
cute lol <3 y'all chatted or anything
>>34215522
I'm glad she's good but also sorry bro <3 try to distract yourself and let time pass. it will get easier
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>>34215512
M
bauhaus and nine inch nails
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>>34215512
my dad waching tv from another room
i can only hear the "S" sounds
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>>34215515
at some point I wanted to try skating but the thought of braking my bones made me not want to try it lol
also surprisingly I don't have ADHD
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>>34215509
An explanation of why someone does something is well within the sphere of normal advice. You just want to complain so here you go, another post to respond to.
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>>34215512
>What are you listening to?
A new Noah Kahan song just dropped a couple days ago and I love it
https://youtu.be/wk5P5nV_3wI
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>>34215518
I am currently not over an ex. But it's only been like a month and a half.
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>>34215518
Why should women get to define masculinity when men don't get to decide what feminity is?
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>>34215530
>surprisingly I don't have ADHD
lol not too surprising, we all built different <3
yeahh I mean you can wear protection (not that kind ;v) and stuff but shit is dangerous
anyway... stay safe and well
>damn really?
I won't bore you now but yeah my family's track record is very dark. lots of young suicides and drug overdoses. probably explains why I'm so fucked in the head
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>>34215532
>give stupid response
>get called stupid
>lash out and pretend like anyone was asking for your advice in the first place
lol, i was sharing an embarrassing story because i thought people might find it funny, and you wanted to feel smart by giving your unsolicited corny ass advice. get bent retard
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>>34215539
>lash out
That's ironic
Feels like you've got one more, let it out.
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>>34215512
eSports casters waiting for a player to come back who has connection issues.
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>>34215512
here's a cumpilation of most unreleased demos I've recorded the past week or so
https://voca.ro/1gXykjImSIMD
almost 3hrs of madness lol
music will always live on and nourish the soul...
there's more music out there than ever thanks to the wonders of the intrawebs. you just need to find what resonates with you.
big love! <3
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wait so why are balkan women whores? are they just born this way?
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>>34215547
some are whores and some are not
they may be pure or may be thot
balkan bitchez are bad as they come
watch your back or you are done...
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>>34215543
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What does it feel like when someone loves you romantically?
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>>34215512
https://youtu.be/_yy6iCijmJI?si=Da_uQPulbONAQXSy&t=1683
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Went to my first therapy and she says I do a lot of rumination
I like her but it worries me that she's only a year older than me. I didn't like explaining to a peer how much of a loser I am but she was nice and I'll go to her again
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>>34215552
M, also. My b
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>>34215550
M
no idea
ill tell you when it happens
ha ha ha
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>>34215512
F. A youtube video about an autist who analizes the trailer of Jet Lag the game.
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>>34215554
you're not a "loser" dude just a guy with some issues like the rest of us
she's right lol rumination is a big factor in depression and such
she sounds nice and you should be proud of yourself for going, and see her again
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>>34215547
slavic women are just evil
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>>34215554
Hell yeah, glad to hear it went well.
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>>34215512
F. Buzzing.
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>>34215415
M
When I fell for the trans meme and met up with a tranny. I actually thought it would be just like dating a real girl, but within the first 5 seconds of seeing them irl, I immediately regretted it. I just wanted to leave, but I didn't want to be mean so I just stuck around for the whole date pretending like it was going well, then dumped them when I got home.
It makes me cringe every time I think about it. Now any time I get the idea that maybe trannies aren't so gay, I think back to this day, and now I know better.
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>>34215559
slavic women are pretty cool desu. my stepmom is a really tall slavic woman my dad somehow pulled and she was an absolute g through my childhood. she's probably my favourite "relative" I have desu besides my niece>>34215562
is that a song or wut
reminds me of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GI6EOQ0Zuq8
>>34215563
nothing wrong w that g. you live n learn. x
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i woke up this morning with some made up 4chan argument on my mind. I must be dreaming about this place now
i need to leave
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>>34215549
Not too far off from how they look.
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>>34215566
you know when you're dreaming abt this shithole stuff is bad lol
maybe take a hiatus, a holiday if u will xx I should too lol it's sa productivity sink rn
>>34215512
I might have to have dinner soon w roomates but if anyone has a mix they want me to do, an artist or genre etc., let me know I will spin it
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>>34215554
she won't fuck you bro
just pay for an escort
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>>34215518
No, I only have one ex and I was over him pretty quickly.
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>>34215572
having a female therapist is amazing in terms of the emotional support and life advice, and also a curse cause I always fall in love with them lol
I miss my old addiction counsellor she was a real one...........
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>>34215561
Thanks
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>>34215512
Listening to Bluey the Video Game OST rn, some quality Dutch gabber while I cut this coke and playing Ecco the Dolphin on Sega CD
https://youtu.be/JBIa5ZTV7Eo
Want to do a proper Dutch gabber mix later lol 200pm + bassboosted
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What a productive day so far
>woke up at 9:20 AM
>played final fantasy 4 for 2 hours
>started learning the Go programming language for an hour
>taking a massive shit rn before I shower
Man, idgaf what happens anymore. I’m happy, I’ve got good money saved up while the crypto and stock market burn, live with my parents etc. not thinking about how much disgust I feel towards everyone who isn’t me. Life is good
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Whats the Freudian explanation for my deep urge to scoop a lady up in my arms and carry her around and kiss her all over all day and pinch her cheeks and spoil her and baby her, but also to tease and bully and spank her when she acts out?
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>>34215479
Zero.
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>>34215583
>ff4
fucking based, I love that game
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>>34215130
I'm sorry that you're so gullible. It must be nice that she was willing to lie so much for you, though.
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>>34215583
>played final fantasy 4 for 2 hours
Swag, which part are you at
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>>34215583
I mean that sounds fucking good lol. I agree with other anon FF4 is the best one. Go is a fun language. Cool that you have money. dumping and showering is good. idk sounds like you have a good life bro. xx
I'm with roommates who think I'm crazy so all I did was make beats, go walking, sold some shit and got fukkd lol
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FF4 is the reason I play a paladin in any TTRPG or video game that allows me to :o)
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I'm horny!
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>>34215586
>>34215588
>>34215589
It’s such a good game bros. It’s my firsts time playing a final fantasy game that came out before 7. I’m in the cave of eblan rn, I’m like 16 hours in to the game
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>>34215595
7 was the OG I played too but 4 is just a beautiful game. I won't claim to be an FF or JRPG expert but FF4 is fucking kino. Enjoy and let us know of your experience
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>women are allowed to call men "daddy" sexually and its either totally fine or just slightly weird
>men call women "mommy" and its 43 red flags and outright disgust from both genders, enough to utterly kill the mood
I find both equally gross so I cant really understand why one is so much worse than the other. Why do you think that trend exists, /atoga/?

both genders.
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>>34215512
>What are you listening to?
M. My tinnitus. It sounds a bit like a desktop PC cooling fan at the moment.
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>>34215591
WoW is the reason I hate paladins and never play them
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Gender
Is it gay to have nice shoes as a man? I dont have an expensive outfit, generic non brand stuff, just shoes instead of vans or sneakers.
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>>34215602
I like playing priests, warriors and warlocks in WoW, but I'm a holy paladin main at heart
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>>34215600
M
It's natural.
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>>34215606
F. No, looking good is not gay.
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>>34215595
the first ff I played was 5 but the first one I beat was 4, those two are my favorite games in the series ff7 was awesome don't get me wrong but I love those 2 way more
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>>34215606
jesus fuck what ISNT gay with you people?
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Why don't single, lonely femanons date fat and balding guys?
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>>34215610
It is though
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>>34215595
Oh hell yeah, I'm almost jealous. This was the first FF game I played when I was a kid, and then X, then VII.
V is a different ball of wax but you'll probably like it a lot too.

Which version of IV are you playing, the pixel remaster? 3D remake? og?
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>>34215606
no it's not gay at all lol. back in my party days I had like 40 pairs of shoes. shoes are amazing and you should wear nice clean sexy boots and take good care of them and rock them. I genuinely believe that having good boots is part of the recipe for happiness. <3
>>34215512
Fuck I'm on the mickey mouse gabber rn https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vi-VV01QYPY def throwing this into my mix
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>>34215600
Men being horny is gross.
Women being horny (even though there's no such thing) is hot.
That's all there is to it.
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>>34215610
You say that like being gay is a bad thing
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Girls, i'm an overall boring, shy guy who as his hobby produces music, djs on partys and is outgoing when he's with his friends
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>>34215619
It is, I can't fuck gay guys :(

>>34215615
It's not. Straight men can take care of their appearance and also look good
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>>34215518
>have you ever not gotten over an ex?
Define "ex". Anyone I've dumped or been dumped by, no. My third bf was killed by a drunk driver when things were going great. I'm not "hung up on him" *exactly*, but it's hard not to wonder just occasionally where we might be now if he'd left the house 2 minutes earlier.
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>>34215621
NAG but when I was a club DJ that's when I met the most baddies. Ofc I was also a giga autist during that time and idk what your question is but you honestly have your pickings when you're in that stupid lifestyle lol.
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>>34215625
Men who want to look good want to look good for other men to have sex with them
Hate to break this to you
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>>34215629
Never dj'd at a club and not really into that lifestyle i guess, also am a giga autist but i did have LTR in the past 10 years, yet i can't shake the feeling that i feel i'm boring for girls now that my 20s have passed
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>>34215630
I've had sex with a good looking dude, I'm pretty sure he's straight at least.
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>>34215606
Women want to say that looking good isn't gay but also that you should feminine yourself and open yourself to a queer identity
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>>34215587
Like I said to the other anon, you can't fake chest flush.
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Why do women like iphones so much?
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>>34215631
It's honestly totally up to you lol. I'm glad I did it but desu I don't recommend that lifestyle at all. DJing at underground parties and waves is wayy more fun than at a club where it's a job and your setlist is massively restricted.
>did have LTR in the past 10 years
well there you go <3
you seem very sweet, you will meet the right one eventually <3
you say you have friends too so you can't be that antisocial
sounds like you just need to meet more people and keep on the self improooving arc...
what kind of music do you play? <3
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>>34215635
You into bi erasure now?
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>>34215600
>I find both equally gross so I cant really understand why one is so much worse than the other
Dominant men are called "Daddy". Submissive men call someone "Mommy". Dominant men make the rules.
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>>34215631
also bruh uhh don't want to leak my identity here or anything but if you want to collab on any trax or mixes just lmk. you can take all the credit. you seem really cool I'd like to ghostwrite some good trax for you. godspeed
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>>34215606
M
Nah, not at all. "Nice" doesn't have to mean expensive.
Depending on how you dress, some boots or maybe some oxfords could probably punch up your outfits a bit.
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>>34215594
I'm regretting menthol period pads rn. My vag is freezing but I need to use them.
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>>34215638
>Why do women like iphones so much?
Their lives are so full that they want something that works rather than something you have to spend thing making work. Men's lives are more boring and empty, so they have more time to spend on tech.

t. man with Android phone
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>>34215650
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Single anons, you meet the guy/girl and they like you too. The appearance, personality and everything are 10/10 when it comes to your desires and preferences. However there's a catch, they're like Bonnie Blue except 1 000 times worse.

Would you still date them?
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>>34215650
file not fond 4 me sozz xx
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>>34215654
M, ya sure lol if it's just their job n they're bringing in the bag then whatev xx just don't give me STD lol I got enough probz already
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>>34215652
It's the cool Apple logo lol foids aren't that self-aware to know why they're doing something
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>>34215600
Women are sexually submissive, and men are sexually dominant, generally speaking.

Calling a woman "mommy" is also a relatively recent response to the much more established trend of calling men "daddy."
The latter has been around long that most people understand that it doesn't entail literal daughter/father roleplay, unlike the former. "Mistress" is probably just as cringe but was used much earlier by submissive men.

You could also argue that men who want to be dominated by "mommy" instead of "mistress" are much more submissive than the other subs. A guy calling a woman mistress is speaking to a dominatrix, but a guy calling his girlfriend mommy is just being dominated by a plain jane woman.
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>>34215654
>Would you still date them?
Assuming they have given up their porn career and tested negative for everything, sure, why not?
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>>34215638
They look good and they work well. Also take great pics. I never owned one because I'm too cheap, but I'll often borrow my husband's iPhone to take pics for example.
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>>34215600
Because men will put up with more bullshit to get sex
>>34215606
No
>>34215638
They don't? It's pretty close to an even split.
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>>34215665
nta but every girl I dated had an iPhone, iMac + iPod
I get it desu shit is convenient and stylish. but idk I couldn't operate on that with my emus and DAWs. whatever works tho X
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>>34215638
They just werk and are aesthetically pleasing.
For millennials and older, the brand's relationship to the iPod, iMac and Macbook also makes them that much more appealing.
Apple already had a little over a decade's worth of clout as the trendy, cool, user-friendly personal computer company before the first iPhone came out.
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>>34215657
>>34215661
You do realise that a 1000 worse than Bonnie blue means bodycount in the millions right?
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>>34215664
Why wont he buy you one?
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>>34215673
idk that's impressive to me desu
work separate from life tho
long as she loves me ;__;
get that bag ho loool
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>>34215669
It's an even split in my family my sister and I have androids but mom and my other sister have iphones.
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Skyrim withdrawals
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>>34215682
ok your sis and you are reall ones xx
honestly does it even matterrr
just use what's comfy for you
android gang tho. much easier to hack shit on this lol
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>>34215654
That's an automatic 0 though
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>>34215686
You're finished already?
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Straight women, why aren't you dating a woman instead?
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>>34215654
No.
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>>34215675
I don't feel the need to get a new phone, mine is just 3.5 years old and it works alright.
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>>34215693
I hate women
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>>34215686
I built my first gaymen PC to play that when it first came out. I bought my first SSD for it too, a whopping 60GB lol
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>>34215693
They're interested in fat and balding guys :^)
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>>34215654
>However there's a catch, they're like Bonnie Blue except 1 000 times worse.
Explain what you mean.
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>>34215696
I'm just surprised he hasn't bought you a new one anyway, but has his own and knows you like it. Seems like an easy holiday gift
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>>34214877
I’m into big guys but I like them with hair so no. But I’ve seen plenty of fat balding guys of my age happily married with kids.
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>>34215691
No, just busy today
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>>34215654
Yeah. He better slay.
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>>34215630
so if I want to look good for a girl I have to not take care of my looks?
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>>34215702
1000 times the bodycount
1000 more infamous

>>34215688
Yeah, there's one downside. Otherwise they're perfect except that your friends and parents will go ewwwwww
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what's the best breed of dog that can protect me from moids in the forest?
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>>34215711
>1000 more infamous
I don't know how well known she is, but "1000x" sounds like she might be known by everybody in the western hemisphere, which could make things incredibly difficult. She would most likely have several stalkers.

It'd have to be somebody like Jennifer Love Hewitt or Winona Ryder in their prime for me to want to deal with that.
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>>34215718
Me.
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>>34215718
pitbull ig
when I'm in the forest tho I'm just chilling and tryna avoid everyone ;_; (unless it's a rave ofc)
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>>34215718
>what's the best breed of dog that can protect me from moids in the forest?
German Shepherd or possibly a Rottweiler.
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>>34215718
German Shepard is the cannonical answer, but any common police dog.
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>>34215718
Bear
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>>34215718
just get a gun retard
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>>34215673
I assumed he was being hyperbolic.
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>>34215723
>Winona Ryder in their prime
ok wdym???
Winona is fucking hotter than ever rn
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>>34215718
Bear
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What is a healthy snack I can just eat a lot of mindlessly
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>>34215733
That would be too easy. 1000 times worse outside of personality, STDs etc whatever. Only public perception changes, only her past deeds are 1000 worse. Otherwise she's the perfect person and someone with whom you'd be together forever. Basically if Bonnie Blue was a murderer she'd be Hitler

Would you still take the deal?
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>>34215703
But I don't want or need a new phone, I have one already and it works fine. I don't see why he'd get me one.
I'm sure that if I expressed I wanted a new phone he'd buy one for me, but I have no need.
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>>34215738
nuts and berriez was my go to back in my snacking but fit era
just some muesli + yoghurt + berries is so bloody good after a swim or rowing sesh
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>>34215738
Celery sticks.
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>>34215742
Thats not how gifts work
Does he only buy you things you need when he buys you gifts?
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>>34215734
NTA I don't generally find middle aged women attractive so I disagree
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>>34215742
oxford hun you need to stop taking this dumb bait
>>34215512
sniffing coke rn about to do a wicked gabber mix on the pirate radio, will post here after lol
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>>34214852
anyone ovulating?
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>>34215747
Autism.
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>>34215747
Nta
An iPhone is a pretty fuckin expensive gift to get for someone who didn't ask for it.
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>>34215748
>don't generally find middle aged women attractive
guess we beg to differ lol
older women are so fucking hot ughhhhhh
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>>34215718
Cane Corso if you can afford to treat it right and are mentally strong enough to be the alpha
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Women who have had sex with an athlete, not some guy that works out but a semiprofessional or someone that had a chance at making a living from it. Is the sex actually different from a regular guy and how different?
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Any guitar niggas itt I've got a problem
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>>34215752
Not really
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>>34215757
not really a guitar nigga at all lol but what's the prob? is it a mechanical issue?
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>>34215753
I would post a webm of Winona drinking milk and spilling it all over her tits from a recent Marc Jacobs commercial but it might not be appropriate for a blue board.
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>>34215647
Okay!
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>>34215757
Whattap
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>>34215747
He buys me things he knows I want, generally. I don't want a new phone. I don't need one, I have a phone and it works well, and I don't want to replace it yet because it seems like a waste to throw away a perfectly functioning tool.

>>34215749
>oxford hun you need to stop taking this dumb bait
I don't know if it's bait or if they're genuinely silly :(
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I love women.
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>>34215750
My wife probably is, considering her period ended a week ago. Not that it makes a difference.
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Sure do love reading qt posts, yup
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>>34215755
You know the answer, cmon
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>>34215669
>iPod
When did you last date?
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You'd think "jonnie walker black with club soda" would be a pretty simple order. I don't get why bartenders seem to have so much trouble with it.
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>>34215760
wtf did she really lol?? that's funny if true
naw but I just love winona ryder in general. she's so beautiful and an incredible actress. just my imagination is enough to make me swoooon
>>34215763
>don't know if it's bait or if they're genuinely silly :(
we are all silly cunts here lel but don't take the b8 xD
did your granny enjoy your almond tarte you made xx
>>34215766
I'm fucked up rn and on the gabber mix lol. Stay tuned
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>>34215759
Yeah
>>34215762
B and e strings are buzzing against the higher frets you think I can fix it without paying a luthier half the price of this shit
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>>34215771
>did your granny enjoy your almond tarte you made xx
She did! She thought the jam was a bit too bitter but she got over it.
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>>34215769
ok tbf my ex just used her iPhone but before that yh was quite a few yrs
tbf, i still have an old iPod nano I used for a long time
>>34215772
do you have an allen key? try to raise the bridge saddles a little (you might need a saddle shim for fine tuning tho)
also check your truss rod bro, might need some relief
>>34215773
lmao she's a real one for that <3
you're such a sweetheart
it sounds delicious <3 so are you in burgerland rn then or still in europe with your f a m and hub I'm guessing? x
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>>34215772
Search how to adjust the action on your make and model. Your bridge is probably too low.Some are easier than others. You wouldn’t need a luthier, a guy at a local guitar shop would have the tools to get it done correctly
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>>34215771
>wtf did she really lol?? that's funny if true
https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cg2BVA_AE91/
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>>34215772
>strings are buzzing against the higher frets
nta but I just searched the exact words I'm quoting here and found two methods of correcting the issue without going to a luthier. The fact that you didn't do this tells me that you probably do need to hire someone.
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>>34215718
it won't protect you from me because dogs like me because I'm not an evil moid so I wouldn't do anything to you anyway
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>>34215778
>>34215779
Already messed with the action and truss, even with something insane like 3mm it's still there
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>>34215750
We should build a femanon ovulation tracker
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>>34215750
Already did it
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>>34215781
I just want to know if some more seasoned guys have any ideas because I really don't want it to come to filing down frets
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>>34215783
ok well I agree with the other anon, if you have a few bucks to spare try take it to a local guitar shop and they can tune it up i'm sure dude x
>>34215780
madness lol
ig Winona needs to pay the bills. If I was as gorgeous as her I'd do the same desu
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When is it a bad idea to say “I told you so”? Because I don’t want to get into an argument when she’s pissed off but I just have to say it.
Here’s what’s happening: my girlfriend, her sisters, and her cousins got this big idea to make a giant family gathering party for a holiday. I told my girlfriend not to take on too much responsibility because this whole thing is unrealistic and you may get disappointed.
So she spends multiple times baking cakes, etc, doing all this party shit for months, until she finds out most of the family she planned it with hasn’t done much of anything or are bailing last second. My girlfriend is losing her mind now.
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>>34215778
I'm in Yurop with my parents and granny, husband's in burgerland. His dad had some health issues and he had to go back last week. He'll be back next week for valentine's day hopefully :)

How was your shift? x
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This place fell off truly
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>>34215738
I got these sweet potato thingies. They're like sticky gummies but caramely sweet.
240 a pack isn't bad but just don't have two ig.
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>>34215766
my roommates are downstairs rn partying and my witch crush is over. grrrrrr. after this mix I'm just gonna go to bed desu
>>34215791
oh I remember you lol
welllll it's clearly important to your gf so I would try to comfort her and let her be atm. I'd reassure her how nice of her it was to make alll those cakes and that someone will enjoy them at least lol.
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>>34215791
It's always a bad idea
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>>34215788
Just throwing this out there since the article I found mentions it: Are you sure it's not a technique issue?
Also, are you sure the neck isn't twisted? I didn't see that mentioned but it seems like it would cause your issue.
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>>34215788
it can be hard to know if the problem is the action, the neck bow, or the nut. in your case since it's the higher frets you should start by adjusting the action, if the string height is too high near the middle frets then adjust the neck bow, if the height is off at the low frets you should probably get a high quality tusq nut and use sandpaper to sand it down to the perfect height. i do this on all my guitars bcuz i cant stand high action near the nut especially.
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>>34215791
The universe is already telling her you told her so. Don't pile on.
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>>34215793
It was never on lol
>>34215792
Aw ok. I hope his pops is alright. x Yes I hope you have a nice vals together!!! (: you're so lovely to your family xx truly the oxford momma lol. When did you last watch mean girls? x are you taking care of yourself?
>How was your shift? x
Fucking shit lol. Sorry but it was just fucking shit, like the rest of my life. I fucking hate living with roommates and hate my life. They have a bunch of friends over rn and are partying and laughing and I don't want to join and just get laughed at as usual. So I'm getting fucked up on drugs rn and will go to sleep after some activities
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I hate that I only get a bunch of replies on other boards when I talk about how I masturbate >:(
meanwhile whenever I make nice or comfy threads I barely get any replies
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>>34215791
seems pointless to tell her i told you so here, or in general tbqh
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>>34215806
Try being an interesting person
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>>34215791
Invite other people now.
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>>34215806
>subhuman gooner is a boring person
news at 11.
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>>34215791
Give her a hug instead and tell her it's ok.
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>>34215780
Based. Use those titties gurl.
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>>34215791
are you insane. you do not tell you "I told you so" unless you hate that person.

I had something similar happen to my ex. I became the party she needed, tactfully brought in my good friends who knew how to give compliments for her effort, and said nothing about all the people that bailed.
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>>34215780
I get the sense that she did this because she thought it was funny but, dayum.
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Plap
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>>34215811
I don't even masturbate that often!
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>>34215806
>meanwhile whenever I make nice or comfy threads I barely get any replies
Like what threads?
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>>34215819
Talking about it a lot is gooner behavior.



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