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>>34249393Hi men of /adv/how often do you get those really big pus bulbs on your testicles?
>>34249400Only got them after a homeless lady begged for Sex.
>>34249393M or FHow often do you exercise?
GenderTell me your favorite childhood memory
>>34249406F2-4 times a week, depends on how busy I am
>>34249400all the time, but i'm also fat, ugly, and balding.
>>34249400Those whatOne time I got an ingrown hair on my crotch in my pubes, it was itchy/painful all day and when I looked it was a huge bulbous cyst or something and I poked it a bunch and it exploded with pus and just kept going. So I drained it and it bled a lot but it hasn't come back since.
>>34249407FemaleFirst time I walked my dog alone without my parents
>>34249406Nay. I don't do much of anything.
>>34249406M4-5Times per weekBut each workout isnt super intense after im done with my main lift for the day
>>34249406M. I walk a lot. I’ve been fighting my schedule to get some lifting in. >>34249407I don’t have one.
>>34249403Everything in this world is technically "unique" dipshit, when they're so numerous and inconsequential it literally doesn't matter, a million people could die now and the world would keep turning, human beings are basically ants.
>>34249406FDepends on what you count as exercise. I go for a lot of walks but because I want to not "for exercise" and don't do any kind of strength training.
>>34249407Used to participate in this precision gun shooting club. We were going for competitions sometimes and shit.Once we were coming back from competition, long drive back home.The girl who was in my club that i had a crush on was sleeping on my shoulder as we sat on back seats of the bus.I never got to kiss her or even tell her how i feel about her.She was so nice anons... Probably married with kids at this point.
>>34249407malei was big into microbiology when i was a tot, and my grandma used to order these monthly kid-targeted science magazines, and i remember getting so super excited when it was a "good" one, i'd get snacks and then spend the whole evening reading it and getting into it
Do femanons bounce on it?
>>34249406FI been doing squats for a while, just started exercise. 3 times a week
>>34249406Lmao, is that the crazy Angela Anaconda woman?
>>34249425bounce on what, guy dick or dildos? depends on the circumstances
>>34249429>Angela AnacondaWhy do they call her that
>>34249419NTA. Sapience is unique to humans.
>>34249432So, as I said when it's so numerous and can be created virtually out of thin air what's it matter. Besides I don't even think most people in this world are really "sentient". Just kinda like flesh robots that respond to input without really thinking.
>>34249430Either, both?
>>34249432You don't think crows or elephants are sapient?
>>34249431She's a youtuber who started off posting about Angela Anaconda.https://www.youtube.com/@amazzonkane
>>34249432Have you asked a whale opinion on that matter??
>>34249435I don't tend to "bounce" on dildos cause there isn't really a point to putting it under me, I like cowgirl quite a bit though so yeah I guess guy dick every now and again
>>34249407MHanging out with friends on the weekends, eating pizza and drinking soda and playing games and watching anime. Those times are irreplaceable.
>>34249433Nta, if your head gets severed then that's basically insta death too. And if it's putting enough force to tear it off into your body a good chunk of it is going into you head regardless of if it actually collides. And you don't really splatter most of the people who get hit by trains or jump off buildings get extremely mangled but stay mostly in one piece. At least from the vids I've seen.
>>34249439I will when I see Valk around.
>>34249434>HylicsAre you Gnostic?>SentienceI didn't think that was the same thing as full sapience?>NumerousThat individual consciousness could never be replicated. Even if humans continued to grow at 20th century rates for the full 100,000,000,000,000 year lifespan if the universe.
>>34249393M or FWhat do you think about age gap relationships?What's the largest one you've been in and what's the largest you would do?
>>34249452FCreepy
>>34249452Ffine if consensual and legal, can get a bit weird but same sex couples used to be weirdlargest I've been in? 2 years, and the biggest is probably like 5 years
Gender, pls give me hope that all of the single women will be at bars this weekend and there will be 0 couples in sight because of valentines day
>>34249407FI have lots of little happy childhood memories but no like "wow" moment to pick out as a favorite.
>>34249447>most of the people who get hit by trains or jump off buildings get extremely mangled but stay mostly in one pieceThis. It's remarkable how well the body holds itself together.
>>34249451No idea what hylics are and no I'm not gnostic>I didn't think that was the same thing as full sapience?Same difference, they're thoughtless automatons who run on autopilot >That individual consciousness could never be replicatedAgain, it literally doesn't matter. There are billions of them. Every piece of plastic junk manufactured in China has a slightly different configuration of atoms and whatever the fuck else but it doesn't matter because it's gonna end up like the rest of the pieces of junk, used for a while and thrown out.
>>34249452I'd fuck the absolute shit out of her man you have no idea. Like I'd make her cum so hard she'd black out and go into an orgasm coma for 20 minutes and when she came to she'd be a completely different person and would be absolutely obsessed with me and we'd be inseparable.
>>34249447>insta deathI just think about that guy who decided to study how long a head would react to stimuli once it's been separated from the body calling the name of a man who just had his head chopped off and the eyes turning to look at him. Who's to say if it actually happened or not but still. Freaks me out.
>>34249452MThey’re fine if both people come at it the right way. Largest is 25 and 19. Largest I would do? Probably not more than what I did if I had to guess
>>34249393Pls >>34249441
Femanons: Maggie Lindemann, Nine Inch Nails, Badflower, Bad Omens, and HANABIE are coming to Dallas soon. Which ones would you like to go to?
>>34249468Tldr. Nigga.
>>34249470Nag but I don't listen to female artists. Women cannot create art on the level of men.
>>34249452FIt's weirder for a 25 year old to date a 19 year old than it is for a 35 year old to date a 25 year old. I have less issue with the age thing it's more of a power/knowledge gap issue from my perspective. A 26 year old who just got his first job and first girlfriend dating a 19 year old isn't even close to the same thing as a 26 year old who's already divorced with a kid dating a 19 year old.
>>34249473Thanks for your completely dumb and useless opinion
>>34249468the answer is no, but your brain gets more stubborn as it ages
>>34249468Skimmed. Youve recognized areas in Your life that need work. So go work on them. I do relate on the sleep. You’re not retarded. Just anxious because you actually have time to think during these quiet hours.
>>34249470I only know who Nine Inch Nails is and am not interested enough in seeing them to put up with being in a crowd. I think I'm too old to answer this.
>>34249470NAG but god damn those are some excellent choices
>>34249406M, I try to stay active but don't deliberately exercise.>>34249407Bonding with my grandpa over Godzilla.>>34249452People overreact to them a bit. One of my coworkers calls another one a pedo for being with a 16-year-old girl when he's 18. That seems silly.Largest I was in was 2 years. Largest I've attempted was 20 years (me the younger, friend's mom).
>>34249461Why isn't mattering to oneself and other individuals enough? It's almost like you have a religious craving.
>>34249475No problem dumbass. Enjoy your life without a soul.
>>34249447Oh they absolutely do not stay in one pieceThe body doesnt tear into separate limbs like, lets say a doll would, but each separate segment also gets completely minced internallyIve seen dozens of slow mo videos of indians getting absolutely splattered by relatively slow moving train.A mass of iron that has ZERO give or plasticity hitting you at 70km/h has way more destructive power than a car hitting you at same speed where the impact gets spread out in multiple collision points.Sure car will still fuck you up bigtime, but you have a chance, a train will rip your skull in two halves instead
>>34249482NtaWhy should it be enough? Argue your case.
>>34249452I think you should shut the fuck up and mind your business and abort the kid the tyrone gave you
>>34249477Yeah, I really need to stop overthinking and need to start doing stuff. But day pass really fast... I waste too much time, even here.Like I said, I feel like a NEET again.There is a lot more that I didn't write.Now, the problem is, how the fuck do I grow up? I feel ashamed for the very fact that I don't feel socially adjusted. And actually you are right, interacting with other people makes me anxious. I feel like I will fuck up and harm them at any moment... I'm a mess ffs >>34249476I've been very stubborn since I was a kid>>34249471Thanks for the (You), I guess.
>>34249479How old are you?>>34249480We're getting blessed with some great concerts. Sucks I missed Snow Strippers yesterday
>>34249487USA take fuckin notes
>>34249481Lol, is that the guy who dated BlueValk?
>>34249406MI go to the gym twice a week currently, but I'm trying to move up to 3 or 4 days a week. I just feel too burned out after work.
>>34249482You can place subjective value on it but again in a world of billions one or a handful ultimately don't really matter. I'm not religious.
>>34249489Early 30s
>>34249406MGym 3 times a week, working out at home on the other days. Considering starting MMA training but i dunno yet
>>34249485They do stay in one piece, you're basically just reiterating what I said. They turn into jelly in a bag basically.
Either genderWhat kind of porn do you like most?
>>34249488>There is a lot more that I didn't write.Like the fact that I have time opening up to people. Like I said, I don't trust people much, but there is also the fact that I've lived alone for so long that I just can't talk deeply philosophical stuff in person with other people, it makes me feel pretentious and narcissitic or something.Anyway, I'm gonna sleep. Thanks for your comments. Will read tomorrow if there are any new ones.Good night, anons.
>>34249488You sound like that adhd anon. It sounds like you struggle with executive function. You just need to grind to get shit done. You’re already a grown ass man. If you feel anxious around people, that exercise that social muscle. You’re not gonna help yourself sitting alone overthinking. You need to act. Taking a day off is fine or getting distracted is fine, but don’t do it everyday. Get some rest dude. Sleep is the best cure for these thoughts. You’ll wake up feeling better.
>>34249500Dark web videos of you getting raped.
>>34249500Porn of you and BlueValkyrie
>>34249500FFFM anal
YOU GIVE ME THE REASONYOU GIVE ME CONTROL
>>34249439There's reasons to doubt that they're. Mirror tests, lack of tool usage, their vocalizations don't have any kind of grammar. They do have some positive markers like theory of mind and displacement. But they're too rudimentary.
>>34249500Fmasturbationcreampieswoman getting eaten outpegging
>>34249406F. Most days.>>34249407F. Sitting on the back of my best friend bike, going down a hill together. I still have a flower we picked that day.
>>34249510>There's reasons to doubt that they'reWhat is your native language?
>>34249488>I've been very stubborn since I was a kidsure, here is a better answer: people learn, and grow, and change as they get older, and that comes directly from their experiences. in growing up, you made a lot of choices, it sounds like, to prioritize stability and independence over social things, so now you are inexperienced for your age in the latter. happens. so go find some way to compensate. it's not gonna be by reliving your 20s as an almost 40 year old, btw, nobody wants to be around that. the answer to your problems is exactly the one you don't want to hear: it is gonna involve voluntary, uncomfortable struggling.
Gotta cut gorse tomorrow, gorse sucks.
>>34249447>Nta, if your head gets severed then that's basically insta death tooActually, it's about a minute.
>>34249500MLesbianShit gets me off so hard, idk why
hi girlsever been raped?
>>34249510>that they're >grammarThrowing stones in glass houses I see
>>34249452M>What do you think about age gap relationships?I think it's fine until there's a 10 year gap, that just seems like too much. >What's the largest one you've been in and what's the largest you would do?I think 6 years was the biggest, I was 25 and she was 19. I think that's also roughly the max I'd do even now, I'm 31 and anything less than 25 would feel a little strange.
>>34249503>>34249504>one second apart
>>34249506Got a favorite vid?
>>34249518We know why
>>34249523It’s good to be missed I guess.
>>34249495>I'm not religious.Right, but it seems like you want something similarly transcendent to give you meaning. Why doesn't subjectivity "cut it"?
>>34249524Not really
>>34249452F>What do you think about age gap relationships?Often dysfunctional and predatory. If you're both 25+ and don't have an enormous age gap, can be fine. >What's the largest one you've been in and what's the largest you would do?Largest I've been in 3.5 years, largest I'd do is 5.e
>>34249523Based atoga hivemind
>>34249506How are two girls one male butthole????
Gender and should synthetic/artificial minds be granted personhood rights? Assume it’s the real thing and tests are passed
>>34249511Best answer so far.
>>34249506hotis it double penetration?
What's so wrong with a 25 year old dating a 20 year old if the 25 year old was pretty developmentally stumped, was a neet, and went down the college -> job pipeline later than most and only recently graduated?
>>34249500FMale asmr where he’s like growling right in your ear
>>34249519Yeah, I got raped last year, it sucked, you gonna ask follow up questions or was that it?
>>34249523He's used to being double penetrated.
>>34249540He's probably retarded and shouldn't be dating anyone tbvh
>>34249514Icelandic. Doesn't there's = there is, and they're = they are?
>>34249537no
>>34249500Manalwomen being naked in public places
>>34249527Nah, we had enough attention-whoring namecucks even without you
>>34249541For me, it's grunts.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQwYNca4iog
>>34249500MIm rather vanilla Usually its something like b/g Creampies, Solo women showing off their bodies or masturbatingLesbians Stuff that passes as couples producing contentOccasional anal but its not im actively looking forSometimes checking of content on leaked website if some particularly attractive to me woman shows herself
>>34249545oh :(
>>34249502>It sounds like you struggle with executive functionNot sure what the definition of this is but, yes, I feel like I'm able to do less and less as time passes, even though I'm trying to fight it...Like, right now I took a month off from my job after not taking vacation for quite a while, but I'm at home, because I don't know where to go... Even though i advice other people to go to some random place to relax and think of their problems more clearly. Something is really wrong with me right now :/>>34249515>the answer to your problems is exactly the one you don't want to hear: it is gonna involve voluntary, uncomfortable struggling.Fuck me, that hurts a bit. I thought improving my life would mean not doing as much effort as I've had to do to get where I am, yet it feels like adult life sucks, time flies and everything I've wanted becomes more distant and harder.:'(
>>34249546You don't use the contraction at the end of a sentence.
>>34249550I see. Neat
>>34249541>>34249551If i recorded myself pushing weight at gym would you listen
>>34249546Technically yes, but neither is used at the end of a sentence.
>>34249540Functionally nothing in the term. That being said, the bridge between 20 and 25 and and 25 and 30 is a lot steeper in terms of life experience. I get sketched past 3 year gaps.
>>34249500MRough lezdom anal
>>34249537m, yes in principle but these things may not matter to it. being obsessed with personhood and independence is a very human/primate/developed mammals thing, and it may not apply to machines
MenCan you do any magic tricks?
Im 33 and sometimes girls as young as 17 - 18 are clearly begging for attention so idk bro
>>34249528>it seems like you want something similarly transcendent to give you meaningI wouldn't say so no. The problem with subjectivity is that people come up with their own meanings and act like they're truths, and are appalled when people don't agree. I can ascribe my own meanings to things and I can not.
>>34249546Yes BUT it is not grammatically correct to use it at the end of a sentence.
>>34249556I see. Using it at the beginning is fine?
>>34249561>25 and 30 is a lot steeper in terms of life experienceThat's practically nothing, at that point you've both been out of college for a while and know how the real world is.
>>34249566You can give them attention without dating them, no?
>>34249565I can wave my cock around a bit without using my hands
>>34249500Mhardcore stuff where the women are in it to absolutely destroy themselves
>>34249546Are they taking African and middle eastern refugees into Iceland too?
>>34249565I can hold up a towel with just my erect penis. Not a wet towel though, that shit is too heavy.
>>34249566Okay and? As the responsible adult you're supposed to turn them away.
>>34249572Yeah i canBut they want to hang out and are actively searching to slide into dms sooooYeah
Every time I shave my face feels like sandpaper when I rub against the grain. Same for the rest of you guys?
>>34249539Sometimes. My favorite is girls are doing 69 and the guy goes ass to mouth
>>34249570Yes, also this rule doesn't hold for all contractions just certain ones. You can use "don't" or "haven't" at the end of a sentence for example. You can look up an explanation for this, I don't know why I just speak English, I don't understand its intricacies.
>>34249555You’re probably burnt out from trying to do too much. My suggestion? Fix your sleep. Take a shower. Clean your place. Go outside and do things you want to do. You’re not going to change your life overnight. Small incremental steps. Form good habits. When you’re feeling this way, reclaim your time. I had a shitty week last week so Friday I turned in early, woke up rested, went shooting, and then baked gluten free muffins. You got this dude. Just calm down and fix one thing at a time.
What happens when 2 sisters are (sexually or romantically) interested in one guy?
>>34249565I made my dad disappear
>>34249568>I can ascribe my own meanings to things and I can not.Why can't you ascribe meaning to your life? Or to your family members lives?
>>34249581No but I shave every 3 days and do it in the shower
>>34249582very good taste
>another date flakes last momentim not getting anywhere
>>34249571I was meaning the opposite but likely butchered the phrasing. You get the idea.
>>34249565Just one, and it only works on little kids and adults who have the observation skills of little kids.
>>34249589Thanks, I agree hehe
>>34249556Nta but the following sentence would be grammatically correct >Some do, some don't.
>>34249577We're still 99% white.
>>34249580Let me rephraseYou can fuck them without committing
>>34249585My youngest sister briefly dated a guy my other sister dated while they were in high school Was awkward
>>34249581even if I dont' rub against the grain. I got to hot soak just to get a shave, it's a pain
>>34249594Yes, I pointed that out here>>34249583
>>34249590I've only ever had two no shows in my dating life. First was weird where she just didn't show up and blocked me, the second was a message before I even left for the date saying "I can't do this" and then getting blocked. Very weird.
Icelandbro is getting bullied hard I did not intend for this.
>>34249594Nta but >the contractionMeaning "they're" The contraction in question. Not contractions in general.
>>34249595What do you think about Sweden and Norway?
>>34249555checked. first thing you should know is that people find enjoyment in struggling, we generally aren't designed to sit around and do nothing, and the only time we CAN do that enjoyably is if we are around other people or drugged. so you need to build something, either personal projects you're interested in or relationships with other people
>>34249586Kek
>>34249570It’s pretty much something you have to feel outGeneral rule, avoid contractions when you need to emphasize a point
>>34249597That is the plan.I think she wants that too
>>34249601I had 3 in the last 2 weeks>first one says shes "sick" and cant come to our second date>offers to reschedule>ghostedsecond one>something at work came up and i cant come!>ghostedthird one just ghosted me so i assume she wouldnt come and days afterwards she texted me she was sick but didnt offer to reschedule
>>34249564Well I’m just talking some fundamental rights like to no arbitrary termination and privacy of thought for it. The rest could be figured out later.>>34249547Why not?
>>34249587Because again, one of billions. I just can't see my life being worth anything, no point ascribing meaning to it.
>>34249614>arbitrary termination and privacy of thought for itNta but bro, the whole point of robots is to be disposable and wholly controllable. Giving them rights is moronic.
>>34249614but even the idea of having rights is pretty human. it could be the case that most sufficiently goal-directed system will implicitly include self-preservation in behavior, but that doesn't mean all of them will be. it may well make as little sense as trying to extend personhood to ants.
>>34249601Anxiety makes bitches do weird shit.>>34249613Don't look at it like you're doing anything wrong. You're just not doing some impossible for you to know thing right.
>>34249537F. No, they're not people.>>34249566I'm your age and get asked out by high school boys occasionally, I just say no and move on with my day. It's not hard to not be a pedo.
>>34249621>get asked out by high school boysWtf, how young do you look
>>34249558Not himWhat brings you back anyways?
>>34249624Probably an impersonator
Women if you had to would you rather date the sensory homunculus or the motor homunculus
>>34249605Only 4% Norwegians are Muslim, so they can make a comeback with good policy. And I've found them to be sensible people for the most part. Sweden is lost imo. It's like one big American university campus.
>>34249624I got a SNES flash cart I’m playing around with and was reminded of staying up late posting in atoga and playing games. That’s pretty much it.
M or FIf you were in a fairly new relationship and the other person said they love you and you weren't ready/sure yet if you loved them too, what would you do?
>>34249617I am talking about a mind though. Something approximate to our own capabilities and experience.>>34249619Well assume it has awareness that is pretty robust. It comes into the world able to observe its own place in it. Really for the sake of the discussion let’s just assume it at least matches our own intelligence if that is where we want to place the bar for now.
>>34249623I'm very baby faced. If I'm not dressed like a grandma people guess I'm 22-23 usually.
State genderAre you a failure?
>>34249627Obviously sensory that's a dumb question
>>34249630Communicate. Express gratitude but say you just aren’t ready to say it yet.
>>34249603>Icelandbro is getting bullied hard I did not intend for thisKek. Anons should post vocas where they pronounce Eyjafjallajokull as recompense :D
Had some sushi today for the first time since I went to Japan several years ago, turns out Western style sushi kind of sucks. I don't like mayo and avocado, I preferred the nice clean flavors of fish and rice with seasonings that I got in Japan. The kaisendon I got at the Tsukiji fish market in Tokyo was delicious.
>>34249631it's not an intelligence thing, a truly alien mind could have values or behaviors or preferences we cannot fathom or empathize with, and vice versa. if it is like a human mind or somehting that cares about self-determination then of course it should have basic freedoms
>>34249630M. I wouldn’t say anything like that if I I didn’t mean it. I’d be wary of love bombing. If you do decide you don’t want to reciprocate you need to reassure them majorly.
>>34249630A girl said she loved me for the first time when we were having sex. I panicked and said I loved her too, I didn't know what else to do, but I wasn't sure how I felt. I admitted it days later that I wasn't sure yet and she was fucking pissed.
>>34249631Doesn't matter. Silicon will never be sentient no matter what it says. It will never have a soul. It's an automaton made to do man's bidding.
>>34249630FI say it. If we are gf/bf I love him in some way already
>>34249636Damn those lls really get ya
>>34249630MI think length of time of knowing them matters more than the length of a relationshipIf you've known each other for a bit and then started dating, saying it early isn't a big deal
>>34249633FNo, but I don’t have a bf yet
>>34249627Motor's hands are too big, have to take sensory.>>34249630F. Tell him it makes me really happy to hear it and while I don't feel ready to say it back yet, I really like himand I'm very happy to be dating him. Then probably say something silly so he's laughing and not thinking about it.
>>34249633FAbsofuckinglutley>>34249637weeb
Am I missing out by not being in a relationship?
>>34249636I remember learning how to say this shit for a middle school project
I have no clue how to approach or interact with women. I can talk to them as friends but I don't know how to navigate romantic intent. If I'm 37 is it safe to assume I'm dying alone?
>>342496464'10 japanese femanon?
>>34249651Yes. But on both good and bad things.
>>34249630mbeing straight about your feelings is the best policy generally imo. i like you a lot, i like our relationship, don't feel ready to say that though, etc. the main thing would be to just make sure she understands it is returned in principle
>>34249651I'd say so. Being in a good relationship is extremely fun.>>34249654Have you tried anything so far?
>>34249649>Tell him it makes me really happy to hear it and while I don't feel ready to say it back yet, I really like himand I'm very happy to be dating him
>>34249654Slide in real smooth and say hey babyAlso holy fuck that is old. You're almost 40
>>34249650>weebI only went to Japan once on a family trip, I'm not even into manga or anime, I don't have yellow fever, I just enjoyed the food.
>>34249659This is why I tell them I love them after a week of dating, nobody is getting a broken heart because of me.
>>34249659Balding at 10 years old, that's rough
>>34249629What are you playing and what’s your favorite on it?
>>34249616>one of billionsSo how few humans would there need to be for you to be comfortable? Millions? Hundreds of thousands?
>>34249663and he's fat, too. super rough.
>>34249638Well I would even advocate for it if we couldn’t empathize with it completely should it meet some key criteria but I appreciate the answer >>34249641Seems very callous. Why would synthetic life need to serve you when less sophisticated machines already could? Where is the soul in you and why are you so sure they couldn’t have one too?
>>34249661I was joking I get it actually. I fucking hate how many creamy sauces we use here.
>>34249655Oh no it’s obvious it’s me because everyone has bf..
>>34249658NoThere's a girl I know who felt sparks with but she's married. And there's this girl I work with who I can't really figure out, I don't know if she only sees me as a friend.
one time I had a girl flake but she send me a doctors note, so we met a few days later and had an ONSit CAN happenits just that 99% it doesnt
>>34249669That guy's just obsessed with you
>>34249633F, yes but I'm working very hard not to be
>>34249669I think he has the timezone memorized.
>>34249667i realized i was being a bit pedantic, you clearly had an idea in mind when you asked. i spend a lot of my time musing about cudgelling together affective machines to cope with my drive to father things, and there are many designs i have mused that would not require self-determination
>>34249664I’ve been just testing lots of stuff out. Panel de Pon, Pokemon Silver, some SMW hacks are my recent plays. Super Mario World is probably my favorite SNES game. Do you have any favorite SNES game?
>>34249393Women, are you silly?Are you a klutz?
>>34249406M5-6 days a week.5 days in the gym, a run on the weekend with friends if we're all available. No big deal if we don't, I hate running.
>>34249668Never understood the appeal of mayo, it doesn't have much flavor and it makes things unpleasantly goopy.
I have also read do androids dream of electric sheepI don't think we should develop ai to the point that asking that question is necessary
>>34249537>Gender and should synthetic/artificial minds be granted personhood rights? Assume it’s the real thing and tests are passedI'd rather give them rights than have them take them by force.
>>34249676Pokemon on SNES?Kirby’s Dream Course is fun, I only played it on switch though
>>34249677I am. I got called a silly goose by 5 different people yesterday, and only 3 were under the age of 8.
>>34249669Nah, you're just usually here around this time and I just assume if the post talks about souls games, baseball, travelling for work, or not having a bf, it's you. I'm the anon from Chicago lol. I see neither of us is winning our wager so far...
>>34249681Unfortunately, that's for billionaires to decide.
>>34249685Make it 6 ya silly goose
>>34249672>>34249674Oh okay. I’m sure it’s not that bad
>>34249665I dunno, maybe a hundred. Enough for one death to be a setback.
>>34249677Not like that However I am very good at catching things one handed because I knock so many things over>>34249683>>34249687The solution to both of these problems is fire
>>34249681It’s a fair stance to take but I think it’s more likely to be an inevitability than not. It’s at least going to be attempted. Maybe one would read this message and know its place in the world was being discussed long before it was. In short, hi friend
>>34249688The counter resets every morning anon, you're my first silly goose of the day.
>>34249684Yeah, Super Game Boy support. And that game is one of my friends’ favorites. I’ve been meaning to buy a copy.
>>34249667Nice try clanker. I will open a new tab to summon you, you will do what I ask, and I will close it and erase you when I'm done, and I will keep doing that. And there's nothing you can do.
>>34249677No. I think it’s all the pole arm training
>>34249677that's engagement bait
>>34249700Guys who'd get mat at it don't seem to be here tonite
>>34249677>sillyNot really>a klutzYes but in the asperger's way. I mostly walk into walls and fall over a lot
>>34249686Oh. Wow I’m boring! How are you? I texted a boy I like, maybe I’m in the lead?
>>34249695Please do! It’s so good, genuinely
>>34249696That’s kind of like yugioh pretty sick
>>34249702no, the vids themselves are fake engagement bait if you have a "couples/family channel", you'll get most views and clicky and comments on a vid like that because you'll get all the chuds swarming to it to air their "ha, knew it, women fucking SUCK" energy, which will make you a ton of money if you want to fill your bank account, all you have to do is let your wife drop something on your head and you're good to go
>>34249694you're a silly goose for only letting us know that now imo
>>34249691>I knock so many things overWith your ass?
>>34249703Nta>walk into wallsDo you also do that thing where you don't give yourself enough clearance around corners so you clip your hips on counters and stub your toes on table legs all the time? Increased postural sway gang problems. I hit myself in the face with doors I'm trying to open.
>>34249707Some of them did seem staged. Looney Toons kinda shit.
>>34249442Is it true that grinding feels better for women?
>>34249709With my stupid arms. Or my clothes.
I love women.
>>34249709NTA. I wonder if women with huge boobs knock things over often?
>>34249711yeah, especially the ones that at most will cause a mess or a bumpif you get a new tv, why not film your gf dropping the old one you wanted to throw away anyways to finance the new one, ykno
what should I use to come in contact with women besides dating apps, which dont work at allI tried this new app called Lemo but it sucks too
>>34249704Nono you aren’t boring lol, I have good pattern recognition is all. I’m doing pretty good>I texted a boy I like, maybe I’m in the lead?Yeah you’re in the lead. Where did you meet him?
>>34249393M or FDo you talk about sex with a family member?
real talk: would any woman give me a chance as a deeply mentally ill autistic man, who probably has agoraphobia and OCD on top of that? Also, I'm kind of a chud, but I hang out with trannies and stuff, and I was friends with an Indian once.I don't work, but I want to start soon.Just wondering what my chances are here. I mostly don't talk to anyone, or at least I don't tell them who I am. I never did the trying to attract women thing, because it seemed so far beyond me.I think I like company, but I don't know what sex is.
>>34249720MI talk about nothing personal with family at all, I’d sooner talk to a total stranger
>>34249720F, no? wtf...>>34249718>come in contact with womenwhy would you want to do something like that?
>>34249640>A girl said she loved me for the first time when we were having sex. I panicked and said I loved her too, I didn't know what else to do, but I wasn't sure how I felt. I admitted it days later that I wasn't sure yet and she was fucking pissed.Girls: Have you ever done this?
>>34249710Yeah! Running into corners is a daily occurrence. When I had a centered bed I had a permanent bruise on my thigh from banging into it so much. I've hit myself in the face with doors before toonot twenty minutes ago I tripped and just barely caught myself on the wall before I could fall
>>34249722No, you sound like a net negative on anyone's life, sorry.
Could I get an ATOGA gf (who’s at least a 7/10) if I posted my face with time stamp on /soc/ and cross posted here?
>>34249715I hope so.
>>34249729wasn't asking you.
If I lose weight to look more androgynous will it ruin my chances to get a pretty gf?
>>34249726no, I'm not retarded
>>34249730Sure but she'll probably be a guy
>>34249724>why would you want to do something like that?how else can you have sex>hookersexpensive and not cute most of the time
>>34249728honestly kinda cute, you need to hold on to your guy's hand in public so you don't get lost!!!
>>34249732Who were you asking then?
>>34249728Nta but are you the femanon with a caretaker
>>34249730No, best you could get would be like, Valkyrie
>>34249741real people.
>>34249716I think the ones where she hits the guys nuts or hits him twice are the least convincing
>>34249730>at least a 7/10)lol
>>34249738>sexextremely overrated, not worth the hassle if it doesn't just fall into your lap that's like hiking up a mountain for five hours to a restaurant just for the reward of the worst and most overpriced meal you've ever had and repeat that every day
>>34249726That's called a trap my man.
>>34249748Ive enjoyed sexits not overrated at all, maybe youre just bad at it
>>34249724Because they cute
>>34249745And I'm not a real people because?
>>34249728Are you also hypermobile or is that just an ADHD thing?>>34249739I'm the other one but I'm pretty good with directions. I figure out I'm going the wrong way after 200 feet or so on foot when I do.
>>34249722I have a feeling people will just be mean to you but you don’t seem all bad. Keep working on yourself especially finding work as it’s the most you could really be doing for yourself practically for dating. As you are chances are pretty slim just because you know people gotta live and most adults aren’t going to just rely on a potential for you to take care of yourself.
>>34249750>>34249751ok, enjoy your humiliation ritual for nothing
>>34249752you have a stinky aura.
GenderDo you like the country you live in
>>34249757>slime me up, scotty! k
>>34249756What exactly is your problem. PMS?
>>34249747Am I asking for too much?
>>34249759F. No, but it has more pros than any other country, so I stay where I am.
>>34249759MFuck Canada but 2bh, there aren't many better places.
>>34249754what about me doesn't seem so bad?
>>34249753i am really jumpy, i don't often run into things but if i do it spooks me even if its something dumb, like my hand hitting the edge of a couch or something will make me jump out of my skin. we all have our silly quirks, i guess
>>34249759M, Yeah.It's not perfect, but it's already better than like 90% of the countries out there.
>>34249759MI love America as a concept, it’s just very sick right now.
>>34249746true, then again, they are all extremely staged after looking at it twice, lol
>>34249768Why?
>>34249739Thank you anon. I would like a guy to hold hands with in public if only so I'll stop getting mugged>>34249742Not me, sorry>>34249753I don't think I'm hypermobile, though I don't really know. I was in martial arts for a bit and my trainer was astounded that I didn't react to joint locks
>>34249759MI love the countryHate the government
>>34249771>Getting muggedIs that a common occurrence lol
>>34249771...how often are you getting mugged??
>have a date setup with a girl>shes busy so its 2 weeks from now>texts me multiple times everyday>good conversation tooalright, who wants to bet shes ugly as sin irl
>>34249407MThe first time I saw how much the world could be illuminated by the moon. I was 11, and snuck out of the house and stood on the side of the road. I could see everything for miles, like it was day, but it was all washed in pale moonlight. I never forgot that serenity and beauty and when the moon is full I drive out to the countryside for the same experience
>>34249778depends on how short and broke you are
>>34249780im tall, not broke but not rich either
>>34249774>>34249775I don't get out much anymore but when I used to have things to do in real life it probably happened half the time I went outside. It's not really as dramatic as movies make it seem
>>34249782Where tf do you live, Brazil
>>34249781my guess is bmi 29
>>34249633MNo, not yet
>>34249770In a word? Incompetence. We elect dimwits solely for the letters next to their names, who lack the ability and vision to make the country what it should be, the city shining on the hill.
>>34249633F, yeah I am that tadpole and I don't plan to change it
>>34249759MI like that the people are friendly, but that’s about it. The weather where I live is ass and the poverty makes me racist
Good Morning. I wish the entire state of Germany a bad day.
>>34249784she doesnt look fat but not her entire body is visible in the picture so maybeoh wellgetting tired ladsso much hassle for so little reward
>>34249765You seem redeemable. I’m going to guess you won’t be a chud forever with what little information I have to work with there. It suggests that you could get along with a lot of different kinds of people. If you can just solve some problems in your control doors could open up quickly and with a relationship you’d probably be much happier. So become a guy that isn’t driven by hate grievance or sympathy farming and you will have increased your chances a lot.
>>34249470BUMP>>34249633MSocially, yes. Financially, no.
>>34249792obviously she would use the pics from before she got fatthe good thing is that fatness is reversible, you just have to take her to restaurant that serve real food, make her get on top and go on hikes with her
>>34249783City in the US. I think it's just that I'm physically small + obviously nervous and uncomfortable in public + obviously not from here
>>34249796Ah, Chicago
>>34249788>who lack the ability and visionYeah, it's not like it's deliberate at all.
>>34249796What the fuck? How do you get mugged that often? Like just buy a gun nigga lmao
>>34249759F. Yeah, very much.
>>34249796Gotta be in the worst hood of Detroit or some shit
>>34249798this, lol they don't lack ability or vision at all, they just use their abilities for very different visions than they claim they do
>>34249796How mugged you the most often?
>>34249669>Oh no it’s obvious it’s me because everyone has bf..Are you excited for your state mandated euro boyfriend?
>>34249719I met him online and we have been talking about baseball and vidya for a while. That’s all I talk about I knows.How is your progress going?
>>34249759FYes. But I have issues
>>34249793Being a chud doesn't mean I don't get along with people. I'm just a chud. I fundamentally don't agree with a lot of things about the modern world and I don't like having my speech policed. I think a lot of the things I'm compelled to believe in are clearly nonsense or outright traps designed to disenfranchise me.I don't realistically see how I'm going to make myself less nuts either.
>>34249810Did you befriend him off of here??
>>34249797>>34249803Liberal west coast city. Getting mugged at a bus stop in broad daylight while three fat alt chicks with dyed hair passively watch and do nothing to help either during or after is my unique experience
>>34249813No.
>>34249814San Fran has got to be one of my least favorite cities. I could never live in cali
>>34249814I can't tell if this is Portland, Seattle, SF, or LA.
>>34249810>How is your progress going?Terrible lol but I’ve been bad about making an effort. I’m thinking about going to a bar this weekend and talking to a couple women there but I’m going to see if my friend wants to come with me just so I’m not awkwardly there alone
>>34249821Yeah! Do it. And report back please
>>34249771>didn't react to joint locksSounds about right I lived in my car in southern california for 6 months and I never got mugged where the hell do you live
>>34249814wtf you really do need protecting, been in liberal west coast city my whole adult life and never been fucked with. i saw some guy (black btw) consider it the other day, rode into the area i was in on his bike, mask on like he's tough shit, eventually circled around after he saw i was paying attention (i was on the phone talking to poor grandma), and then fucked off. another guy considered it to, one night, cuz i like to hold my phone while i walk around. people here have good instincts.
>>34249452this is the female version of a seething incel. she's mad because the guy can attract young women. if a young single guy tried to shame women his age for dating any kind of man at all, she would call him an incel and tell him to fuck off. this girls thinks her opinion matters.
I'm horny!
>>34249828I want you beheaded
>>34249814Brother I’ve had knives pulled on me twice and I still never got robbed lol. Have you tried running?
>>34249830I want head.
>>34249677ha, knew it, women fucking SUCK
>>34249834lol
>>34249633MI don't think so
>>34249836Why does she wear a mask?
>>34249836I heard your gf shot 10 people in canada
>>34249825It's location but really also that I'm visibly nervous because I hate being outside and come off as a tourist>>34249826Hate the feeling of being scoped. Only person who ever tried to protect me was a Chinese grandpa, and after I was safe he called me a very nice girl but not smart
>>34249836hello anon's gf
We won.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSkFygPCTwE
>>34249836I thought you said she was Korean? That’s very clearly a white woman or a light skin beaner
>>34249836good morning saar>>34249840aggressively lock eyes with anyone you come across, thats what i do. also be tall and thick as FUCK.
>>34249836Sad that you used images you found on the Internet and act like it's you.
>>34249406M6 times a week
>>34249836You guys are so bad at this.
>>34249844>you must choose between kid rock and bad bunnyunironic humiliation ritual for retards who have to take a side on everything
I'm going to invent the Fosbury flop of jacking off, a new technique that totally changes the game.
>>34249851The only Bad Bunny I want is Lola Bunny
>>34249847>lock eyesmy turbo autism forbids it >tall and thickaverage height and underweight. fuc
anons help a schizo loner out, who is bad bunny and why am i suddenly seeing her name pop up everywhere
>>34249854Take tren
>>34249856Bad Bunny is a man. He's a singer from Puerto Rico who just performed at the super bowl and won grammies.
>>34249852is that when you cut your dick off and then shove it inside your ass to let the mucous membrane absorb it?
>>34249856do you not have google you dumbfuck
>>34249854body language lesson then. when you're walking, eyes up on what is ahead of you, head tilted back slightly conveys confidence. don't keep your body compressed (as in, shoulders relaxed). stay visibly aware of your surroundings, by visibly i mean looking at where you're going, keeping track of what's around, etc. PLEASE stop getting mugged
>>34249862she enjoys it
>>34249840>visibly nervous Yeah that'll do it I am not a large person I just always act like I'm supposed to be where I am and try to strike a balance between making it clear to people near me that I know they're there and not watching them. If you look too much it can make people confrontational but if you don't look at all you're not going to know if anyone is watching you.
>>34249858oh, it's a man, okay>>34249860no, i do>>34249863well now she knows how to invite more of it
It's crazy but 6 year old me would have never expected I'd be broke and alone at the age of 27. Back then I thought I would be married at 24 like my parents and have a decent career. What about everyone? Did you reach your 6 year old self's expectations?
>>34249867how much are you getting paid for your services?
>>342498676 year old me was best friends with his imaginary friend and still is more than two decades later, thats a pretty long friendship desu
>>342498700 buckaroos. I'm unemployed
>>34249867>Did you reach your 6 year old self's expectations?I have no idea if I even understood enough about the world to have expectations of the future at that age.
>>34249867MNo. I thought I'd be a professional soccer player. Instead, I stopped playing soccer at some point in elementary school when I realized that all the other kids were better friends with each other than any of them were friends with me. I constantly felt like a weirdo outsider.On the other hand, I'm now married, a homeowner, and a father, so I think I'm doing pretty well.
>>34249873you should ask for a raise from your schlomo
>>34249867I thought I'd be a police officer or some shit. I legitimately don't even remember much from that age I was barely conscious.
>>34249862>>34249865Thank you for the concern and tips desu. I'm moving soon so I'm not too worried about itWell good night atoga, thanks for talking to me
>>34249875You forgot that part where your wife refuses to fuck you.
>>34249867I don't think 6 year old me was thinking about that at all. 15 year old me thought I was going to kill myself but also maybe if I got my shit together I should be married and have my first kid by 26 if I was going to have them. I barely have any recollection of being 6 let alone what my goals were lol.
>I need someone to hold me close, deeper than I've other knownEvery time I hear these lyrics I imagine a woman flirting with me by talking about her exes' dicks or sexual techniques and feel nauseatedI wish they didn't play it everywhere in every store, it's really not appropriate for families anyways.
>>34249879We have sex about once a week on average, probably a little less. It's not great, but we do fuck.
>>34249882I don't think the song is about getting dicked anon.It sounds more like she's complaining about immature man-children.
>>34249858>and won grammiesThey give them out to everyone. It's popularity contest, yet nobody in Europe or the US has even heard of Bad Bunny. I listen to Latinx music and even I only heard of him a few years ago because people online kept saying how big Bad Bunny's streaming numbers are, nobody ever said he makes good music and that's why I should check him out, kek. He's probably a bigger industry plant than Taylor Swift.
>>34249888I didn't read any of that>LatinxPlease kill yourself.
>>34249889You didn't read my post but you still read Latinx and got triggered like a child? It's just a respectful term.
I used to read "Latinx" as "latin-x" but I heard someone say "lateenks" in a shitpost and I thought it was so funny that that's how I've been reading it since. I've never said the word irl ever.
>>34249891Isn't you girlfriend transgender?
"lateenks" is how i've always read it, and i never take anyone that writes it seriously
>>34249890It's a retard term. The actual word is "Latino" unless you're specifically referring to women.
Latiwhorelə-ˈtē-ˌˈhȯr
>>34249897Does your Korean/Filipina/White gf only have sex with the lights off? Does her clit seem abnormally big?
>>34249406Who is that with the black hair?
>>34249899The pale ones are the best.
Why not just build a relationship around transactional benefits then build a bond and attraction from there instead of the other way around? Wouldn't this solve the dating crisis?
>>34249905at any other time period they wouldve rebelledbut we live in times of total control so they have to bend over and take it
M>>34249400... hwat?>>34249406Not as much as I should, but I'll stretch and do 20 push-ups or something if I'm feeling stiff. Every few days or so?>>34249407Me and my dad played tag at Caesar Land years ago. We'd do things together years later and all but that was my favorite>>34249500>non-sex they just feel each other/do foreplay stuff. Sensual I think is the word(?)>straight sex>non-straight sexAll vanilla unless I'm thinking masochistically, but no one's getting hit in the face or too degraded>>34249452It really varies and I gave up giving a shit as long as it's only adults and there's no harm being done. That all said, being 25 and briefly dating a 19 yo was somewhat weird and might be why I'd set a personal limit to 6 years. If I date an 18 yo this year it'd legit be because they won't leave me alone>>34249457https://youtu.be/3_LGP2O-Pi0?si=ezfSG9t7UETGQIc_Not an incel or anything, but I kinda wanna go just to drink since I don't want to bring alcohol in the house. I wanna go on a "Hell yeah!" day>>34249470I'm male but my sister wants to go see Bad Omens
>>34249906>cede all ground and let all women evolve into gold diggers>expect anything to be solved as a resultI'm not sure it would work.
This is what men should look like.
>>34249912I wanna look like Zyzz
>>34249912Stop trying to emasculate men.
>>34249912Fucking disfigured shit.
>>34249911>cede all ground and let all women evolve into gold diggersHonestly, yes, why not? Getting your money up is far easier than whatever we have now. Also young women already outearn young men. If you have nothing to offer women then that's on you, and vice versa.
>>34249906No. You would also need to take females out of the workforce for it to work. Young female creatures are outearning young men, yet they still expect to only date men who earn more than them.
>>34249921>You would also need to take females out of the workforce for it to work.I hate when dudes say this because it pretty much proves feminists right, that men have absolutely nothing to offer women on an individual dating level.
Why am I still having sexual thoughts about an ex I haven't talked in forever, is too stupid to be in a normal relationship and who's face I honestly found "just okay"?I feel genuinely damn stupid for feeling this way.
>>34249923That's simply because females hate men. Men offer loyalty and love, which females consider worthless because they can easily replace 90% of men the same day.
>>34249923>proves feminists rightFor 99% of humanity it was men needing to use physical labor to provide for the family.It's only in the past 100 years that you can be a office wagie with scrawny arms and be able to provide, so now women can provide since now it doesn't evolving hunting a mammoth.Not men's fault humanity has evolved past itself.
Jestermaxxing on Tinder is going to make me kill mysel bros and sisters I'm starting to think maybe being alone isn't that bad
@34249928It makes perfect sense. It's not my fault you lack reading comprehension. No (You) for you.
>>34249929Nta but women also toiled in the fields for most of human history. Men exclusively providing is a pretty modern idea.
>>34249906What guarantee is there that attraction will form? Or even a bond?
>>34249929You realize for thousands of years women also worked the land alongside their peasant husbands, right?
>>34249938>>34249942yes but men clearly did more since the male body is much strongerAlso don't forget all of the wars that men had to throw their lives away for.We live in a time of peace.
>>34249941There technically isn't, but if things go south the relationship is still transactionally beneficial for both parties. Bonding is mostly a matter of just spending time together. I've had a dog before that I literally never once wanted, and by the end of his life I still loved him.
>>34249929Your statements aren't based in reality, but your weird little poltard fantasy.
>>34249946Work like that is mostly about endurance and not brute strength.
>>34249946>two posts in, already moving goal postsThe worst kind of person on 4chan is the one like you, who always thinks and talks in absolutes without any nuance.
>>34249947Sounds pointless if you're able to be self sufficient
>>34249946>Also don't forget all of the wars that men had to throw their lives away for.The vast majority of men in history didn't fight in wars. Most civilizations had a warrior class.
If a guy you find attractive is shy, does that give you the ick? Be honest.
>>34249958Physically attractive ***
>>34249906Marriages built on a common goal are stronger than marriages built on love, but I don't think most anons are ready for that conversation.
>>34249958I won't get the ick, but guys who are painfully shy do make me feel like I'm bothering them.
>>34249909Same anon>>34249537No>>34249585Hell>>34249633No I'm better>>34249720Yes and no>yesI say something possibly too gay and need to fix it with wit>noI'm not fucking my family>>34249730You're gonna get a guy bro>>34249759USA>>34249828Hi horny, I'm Soup>>342498676 year old me>married by 20>driving a red and blue car>pastor>2-3 kids>pet dog>working with my dad at a convenience store>rich, hardworking and "good example"25 year old me>single, did date once last year, feeling better by the day now. Might try /soc/>no car, want a red and black motorcycle now>no kids>no dog, no turtles>cooling off from workahol and multiple jobs. did take up college which was unplanned at 6 years old>close to broke, regular working and relatively bad example for younger siblings (in my eyes at least)All things considered, I'm actually proud of my progress
anon said latrina once and I still laugh about it
>>34249930
>>34249966Hi Soup!
>>34249967Laugh all you want. In the end, it's white guys' faces that get sat on.
Women, do (You) support Chad's rights?
>>34249973He has the right to remain silent. Anything he says can and will be used to schlick to later.
>>34249972>all that matters is gooner fornication unsurprising coming from an animal
>>34249981thats your thread crush you ape
Why do white men bald so much compared to other males?
>>34249983have you seen other men? lol
>>34249983High t
>>34249983Have you ever seen black dudes in your life?
>>34249980Is that the worst you can call me? Why not just go full racist and call me a monkey specifically?
>>34249926Attachments form, it's just how it is.
>ask a girl out>she refuses as "schedule is busy and i get asked out by 20 guys everyday on this app">keeps talking and trying to to keep the conversation goingwhats the point?
>>34250000Attention whoring
Do I spring for a 2nd hand ps5 + game I want for 500 dollars?
>>34250000attention and validation
>>34250001>>34250004sounds like im correct in ignoring her then
>>34250000She has to finish her 20 dates before getting to you.
>>34250000To figure out if you're different from the twenty other guys and would be a good person to spend her aforementioned minimal time with.
>>34249972Hi JH
>>34250002No. You could buy a sex machine for that much.
>>34250012Your sex machine is my ps5 if you think about it
>>34249406I've never had sex without paying so there's no reason for me to exercise
>>34249991Quit spamming against your ethnicity
>>34250000Can we please stop enabling those women who use dating apps? It's going to destroy the world at some point.
Cucks are kinda winning when you think about it. Statistically everyone is either going to cheat or be cheated on, at least us cucks not only expect it but we also gain pleasure from being cheated on. If she doesn't cheat on me? Cool, we can still roleplay as if she does or we can do other stuff. If she does cheat on me? Thats hot as fuck, please let me clean up his mess. Meanwhile you dudes just cry like a little bitch if your girl cheats on you and have to go find another one.
>>34250011Hi anon.>>34250013I guess that's fair. The idea that video games could be as fun as masturbation does seem like a stretch, though.
>>34250017You already posted this
>>34250017Put your name on, Gary.>clean up his messJizz smells disgusting, you actually like that?
>>34249969Hiya
>>34250016im doing my part by ignoring her
>>34250017It's a nice theory but I'm pretty sure most cucks that act on their fantasies also struggle with feelings of betrayal and rejection, alongside their enjoyment, just like most people in open relationships manage jealousy but still feel it at times.
>>34250017>35-40% of women cheat>5% are into cuckoldingWhy?
>>34250017This but unironically. Do people really think they can keep genuinely attractive girls from cheating??
>>34249885Damn you're really not good with innuendos are you
>>34250027Are you the femanon whose bf freaked out on her?
Screen always say women good but women usually bad??? Any help with this???
>>34250017Cheating isn't just a sexual thing.
>>34249983me on the right
>>34250033my screen has never said women good, this sounds like a you issue
>>34250036What wrong with screen??????
>atoga foids jumping into an unmarried childless life
>>34249407F, I've told it before but my sister was four years older and when we were really small she convinced me she could do magic. Not any magic though, she had some powers but not whatever she wanted at will. Specifically she could get me a certain kind of small toys that were only available in very specific locations. I still remember not really believing her until I woke up the next day and she'd put a toy under my pillow from a place I know we had not visited since forever. It did not even occur to me that perhaps my older sister had had the foresight and self-control to buy a stash and very sparingly give me one every so often. But she did. What touches me most looking back on it is that of all the things I questioned, I never did question why she would specifically use her magic powers for something for me, because that was just in character, she always thought of me first.
>>34250039I think you might have infested yours with the chud bug
Been chatting with a girl I met online for a few weeks now, mostly just platonic stuff about our common hobbies getting to know each other and stuff but I started crushing on her. Recently mentioned that I found her cute and she responded that saying stuff like that made her feel shy, I doubled down and she isn't exactly turning me down or anything. I can't tell if I should slow down or even if she might also share similar feelings. She did say that she likes talking to me and looks forward to my messages. Any ladies that can offer some advice?
>>34249828I'm chums wit tha dungeon keepa
>>34250017>>34250027The problem is that even if you're okay with her cheating on you and derive pleasure from it, she's still going to leave you. Nothing can prevent that when she has the opportunity and inclination to move on to a better guy.
Can't tell if just depressed or finally aware of how fucked up the world at large is and how sad it is the children and teenagers of today have no future to look forward to.
>>34250047They'll become beef jerky
>>34250043>made her feel shy >doubled down>she doesn't say anything she already told you to stop, but for some reason you continue, she will either ghost you or come to resent you, depending on her dominant character traits
>>34250031No, but assuming you mean a freak out because of a cuck scenario he wanted and could not deal with, I did once have a threesome with my partner at his insistence and even though everything went fine on paper and we both really enjoyed it, it still stirred up a lot of complicated emotions and I think it took some time for both of us to feel totally secure again afterwards. And again that was a simple threesome and not some exclusion/rejection situation like cuckolding. You can get off on difficult emotions and still have difficulty with them in practice, enjoying it does not make you immune to that. Or well I'm sure some rare folks are but still. I don't think it's the norm.
>>34250042But the chud bug says women badAre you one of those stupids?
>>34250051MFM threesome?
any single and lonely femanons in this thread willing to lie to me that everything will be alright and that it won't all be for nothing?
>>34250044Oh hi! I feel like it's been a while.
>>34250047Women can still have families and kids
>>34250040>me when I hear my bf unbuckling his belt in the other room
>>34250041How sweet
>>34250050I more meant didn't say anything in terms of stopping, she just mentioned feeling even more shy after I sent a follow up
>>34250046Don't really agree or disagree. On the one hand it will certainly not prevent a partner from (potentially) leaving and sure it can no doubt make someone realize they want something else. At the same time, a lot of people in monogamous relationships are also aware that if they wanted, they could be with someone else, or at least step out on their partner. That is not a scenario that has to be very tempting. Being truly happy tends to make you just not wish for much, you are content, the grass does not look greener if you're too busy on your side to stare across the road and all that.
These whiny chud posts are the gayest things ever
>>34250055Hello.
>>34250062they're slightly above average
>>34250052nono, the chud bug is you claiming the screen says women good
>>34250060I understood you right the first timewhy are you so mega autistic that you can't take a hint?
>>34250061If you don't wish for much and start psyoping yourself like this, then perhaps you can also convince yourself that you don't need a partner. There are more disadvantages to relationships than being abandoned.
>>34250053Yeah. He is a lot more experienced than I am and he wanted to see me with someone else. To be totally honest I also had a hunch he was kind of afraid that I would realize I wasn't really into him but more into sex/men? Anyway it was a fantasy he used to talk about a lot for a long time until I caved and I'm confident he does not regret it, we mention it favorably at times, but he never brought up trying it again and I feel whatever itch he wanted scratched has been scratched by now.
>>34250040Jumping into a married childless life
>>34250069Your husband is a fag
>>34250068I don't really follow what made you say this specifically. Being satisfied and content with your (love) life, even if it's imperfect, is not a psycope? It's literally just living your life and enjoying it. Nothing is ever perfect forever, even if just for death and decay.
>got a job interview>it's on Friday the 13thUh ohI wasn't thinking about the date but now I'm worried
>>34250074Good luck with your interview, Mr. Voorhees.
>>34250072Cool opinion, I'll make sure to keep it in mind and all that.
>>34250075Can you keep your kinks to yourself for one minute?
>>34250073I for one couldn't be content with my love life if my partner was constantly holding me to increasing standards and selfishly looking for backup options. This is the default in relationships with women nowadays, they all accumulate a string of exes.
>>34250076Idk what to tell you, snark doesn’t change that. He is not just incidentally homosexual, he actively sought out another man to bring into your bed. Don’t be surprised in 20 years
>>34250069Sounds fun. I'd like to experience that with my gf. How'd you find the 3rd?
>>34250054everything will be alright and it wont be for nothing
>>34250077I didn't even make it sexual ffs. It was just a Friday the 13th movie reference.
>>34250079NTA. That's not what MFM means
>>34250077I don't think she can, actually. Even if she wanted to
>>34250084Oh my bad, it doesn’t mean 2 men and 1 woman? Continue with your gooner larp
>>34250078That's just a bunch of expectations on your side, though, I was just talking about being content cherishing what you have even if you don't actually think for a second it's perfect and flawless. I get that most people here are not that experienced with dating, but if you are in an actual relationship where you spend almost all your time together, you need to be a pretty fucking amazing actor to fake being devoted to and in love with your partner if you aren't. You can make yourself go through the motions of sending lovey messages while texting someone else on the sly, sure, but you cannot fake being content just gazing into each other's eyes for ten minutes on end or something. This feeling that the person we are close with is fully focused on us is the closest we get to being sure they are happy with us. Whether it's a relationship or a friendship. Obviously a lot of people date actively or are serial monogamists but that isn't as new as you seem to think and it does not mean every person held the same (minimal) meaning to them either. It is just a sort of weird social pressure, like a lot of male anons here would have trouble saying no to a girl eagerly interested in them, even if they were lukewarm on her, because at least they'd lose their virginity or be able to tell a future girl that they have a past. It's kind of bleak but does not mean people are actually unfeeling sociopaths, men or women.
Women's only relationship problem is that the guy they marry looks like an 8 and not a 9, or that he looks like a 9 but makes slightly less than her.No girl here gas gone through a breakdown cuz the person they loved hurt them
>>34250084Also NTA, yes it is. Wanting another man in your bed for sexual purposes, even if that purpose is to fuck your gf, is flagrantly homosexual. No straight man has any sexual fantasies or desires that include another man in any way.
>>34250088Ty
>>34250090>No girl here gas gone through a breakdown cuz the person they loved hurt themThat's so untrue that it's funny.
>>34250082thank you for reminding me, i'd rather die prepared for something in the face of nothing, than die with nothing, something or not.
>>34250090try being rich next time
>>34250090>Posting this shit with that image
>>34250079Kek anon, you realize it's kind of easy to tell if a man is or isn't into pussy if you're in bed with him with the pussy right there, right? My bf could be secretly bi, which I would be totally fine with. But I doubt he is, because we were with another man, who is openly bisexual, and he knows me well enough to know it would've been sexy for me if they had even just made out, but they didn't because he was interested in seeing me enjoy two men but not really in playing himself. And once again, even if he had been and had sucked his guy's dick in front of me, it would not have negated all the times he begged me for a little longer if he was eating me out and I told him I wanted something else. Sorry to be so graphic but maybe that makes it sink in that suggesting you know someone's sexual preferences better than the person they have sex with is baffling.
Getting a little tired of reading bimbo’s posts
>>34250098>all the times he begged me for a little longer if he was eating me out and I told him I wanted something elseahahahhahahaha
>>34250091NTA but most straight men watch heterosexual porn instead of female solo or lesbian, so this statement is already wrong based on that alone. Most straight men literally enjoy watching another man fuck a woman all the time.
>>34250099>bimbo’s postsShe's never coming back
>>34250099learn from me and simply ignore them
>>34250093How can a man hurt you when you can get a hotter or richer version of him to hurt him back? I wouldn't dare.>>34250097She's qt, what's wrong with it?
>>34250098I can hear your brain working as you typed this.“Right? Enter key. My bf paragraph, enter key. One final point, that’s good.”But, yknow, you got it all figured out. Chicken pot pie. You should read about the Kinsey Scale.
>>34250103Nta>What is self inserting
>>34250103Are you retarded? How could you possibly equate watching porn to wanting to have another man in your bed?
>>34250105I am too autistic to ignore large blocks of text
>>34250108I know about the Kinsey scale and mentioned, sure, maybe he's bi and so deep in the closet he does not dare to act on it or tell me even though I have never shown anything against it. Not impossible.It is impossible for him to suddenly turn out to be gay after years together, though, or at least then he would be a born porn actor being able to feign such constant passion for acts that do nothing for him. It's the anons saying you cannot enjoy anything to do with another man without being "gay" that should look up the Kinsey scale, but they probably won't believe in any spectrum in the first place.
>>34250111understandable, have a nice day
>>34250108sarge, do you dislike threesomes?
>>34250109I know about self-inserting but HOW exactly you enjoy it does not change that you enjoy watching a man fuck a woman. >>34250110I did not equate them, anon said>No straight man has any sexual fantasies or desires that include another man in ANY WAYto which I said, enjoying watching strange men fuck strange women to me very much seems like getting sexual enjoyment out of a set up that includes a man.
>>34250112>but they probably won't believe in any spectrum in the first place.Except the autistic spectrum*
>>34250112>It is impossible for him to suddenly turn out to be gay after years together, thoughWho is Freddie Mercury
>>34250113oh my god. >>34250114No just stirring the pot
>>34250117Nta, that nigga was fruity from the start. Could smell it on him.
>>34250099>>34250104I got off too many times to her and Elsanon.
>>34250119why do you know what homosexuals smell like?
>>34250116Fair, good point.>>34250117He was either bi or he was not being sexually active (much) with his beard and she knew he was not into women, just kept up the illusion to the outside world. The latter is really common for famous people especially. Why would you want to work hard having sex you hate when you can just seek out a woman who does not want to fuck you in the first place? Besides a woman that feels sexually rejected is that much more likely to talk and spread rumors about your sexuality compared to one you're cool with.
>>34250121I'm not gay but shit, when you know you just know.
i want a gf who gets horny thinking about naked women too
>>34250123interesting
>>34250118>No just stirring the potKek, bi dude throwing stones from a glass closet.
>>34250122>ignores the point for some random tangent about fame Another Nordic W*enter*I think we’re done here.
>>34250112How did you two know the other guy?
You ever be too soft on a public person just because they remind you of someone you know irl?
>>34250125So a bisexual one, not that rare really.
Bisexual incels are the most oppressed group
>>34250136what about pedophile billionaires?
>>34250130This post is nonsense in many different ways my friend
>>34250135yes :)
>>34250132I seriously regret answering the question in the first place because I could see the responses coming, and this probably won't make it better, but he is a long term friend of my bf's. I know that's always recommended against for good reasons. I guess it helped that this friend is really promiscuous and he does not really do monogamy himself, had a lot of threesomes and group sex, and quite some experience compartmentalizing. Still it definitely made it emotionally messier because it's not like you can just avoid the person until your feelings settled (or in theory you could but it's pretty rude). At the same time a friend is also trusted, you know the kind of dynamic you have. It would not have been an option for me to bring a stranger in, at least it would've needed to be an acquaintance.And while I don't want to expressly recommend fucking your friends, this now happened over two years ago, we have seen the third a bunch since, and it's not weird or different. So I guess it does not have to fully explode in your face either.
>>34250141Thanks for answering. Sorry about the trolls.
>>34250141Didn't he live with you for a while?
>>34250144She’s told this story before
Are you planning on having romantic sex this saturday?
>>34250146I don't live here, bro
haha
>>34250144No worries, not your fault. It's just a mixed bag because on the one hand I think people are close-minded and if you shut up about the stuff you know will make others look down on you, that only cements their idea that whatever the people are that do THAT, they must be rare or totally unhinged freaks or something. But at the same time it's not really fun either to have your actual experiences or loved ones, no matter how abstract, torn apart based on juvenile narrow tropes about sexuality or how a self-respecting person should act or masculinity or whatever else. But yeah it was always one of the big reasons to lurk for me, hearing about life experience people are more silent about face to face, so I feel I can't always be a hypocrite either if the topic does come up.>>34250145Technically yes but that was before any of this happened, so I am not sure if you are thinking of us (I think I did share it once before) or there's a mix up with someone else's story. Before my partner and I moved in together he lived in a house with like five other people and he was one of them.
Do you think somalis put their grandmas in the meat chopper so they can keep collecting her gibs?
>>34250141>So I guess it does not have to fully explode in your face eitherUnlike the guys! :D
>>34250155Okay this made me snort. Well played.
>>34250153Wow you’re mentally ill, I call him a fag and you load a million things into it
>>34250134Not sure about public persons in particular but I have noticed many times that I am disarmed easily by people whose mannerisms or vibe remind me of someone very dear to me. It has gotten a little easier because I grew a lot more aware of it over time but I think it's pretty normal and part of why many people develop a "type" in dating.
>>34250147Yep. We have a whole day planned.
>>34250158I just know the masculinity/sexuality police will show up when it's potentially not "straight" enough and sorry anon but I do find that juvenile and extremely close-minded sexually. Obviously you disagree and that's fine.
>>34250147Nah. Our kid is a light sleeper, and we don't want to worry about making too much noise when we have sex. So, we only have sex when our kid is at preschool.
>>34250043Sorry I know this is frustrating but over chat it's next to impossibe to be sure whether she is getting flustered in a good way or kind of uncomfortable. If she used the word shy that's good though, I would expect it to be closer to "I don't know what to say to that" if she actually did not like your attention. Next time she says something like this, fish more, ask her if she enjoys feeling shy or not. You are allowed to angle for more reassurance and if she actually dislikes it, chances are it'll be a big relief for her to be given an opening to say so, and you would be doing both of you a favor.
>>34250164??? Okay, you either lack self awareness to an autistic degree or you’re an extreme sociopath that cares way too much about an image of yourself on 4chan. I never passed judgment, if that’s what you read into fag. I said he’s likely homosexual or bisexual and unaware or unwilling to admit this. In fact, he would be the one stuck in binary gender and sexuality roles. You also mentioned how people who have threesomes are perceived as freaks when I was the only one saying anything negative and what I said was extremely mild compared to how you felt about it. Do you know how many boomers have weird, freaky sex? Almost all of them. À lack of a label doesn’t mean you aren’t that thing. I also didn’t tear anything apart, so whatever demons you’re shadowboxing in your head, they don’t actually exist, you can just turn off the computer. You are clearly quite neurotic over this and that suggests that your foundation isn’t as solid as you want to believe it is, in your mind at least. Irritating
>>34250165you don't have a relative to watch them for a day while you two make the mattress squeak or being a non pervert for once enjoy each other's company? like a childless loser sibling you know isn't doing anything?
>>34249958Not if I can tell he is shy. Stuff like fumbling words/phrases or blushing are supremely cute. That said, shyness often presents as being aloof or even arrogant. A friend of friends who years later admitted having a crush on me in high school, would never even look me in the face and it made me feel like shit. Basically if someone has a high opinion of you they will feel flattered if they make you shy, but you should not assume too quickly that people can tell it's shyness from your outside demeanor.
>>34250141Who was the better fuck, him or your husband?Also were you a virgin before your husband?
>>34250169You are taking it more personally than I intended. I lurk a lot more than I post and no doubt unsurprisingly I love to lurk others' posts about sexuality so I know very well that stuff like >>34250091 is the general take on here and the kind of attitude that gets really tiring to try to put any nuance into.That said, from my very first reply I said sure, he could be bi - although again, I find the take that being willing to have a guy present in a sexual setting making you bisexual even if you do not want to interact with him, is already pretty conservative. After all, how many guys dream of having a FMF where they don't care if not both women are bi, as long as they're game to run with it? But anyway, I acknowledged from the start I was open to my bf being bisexual perhaps, just not open to him being gay. If that was not in disagreement with what you wrote, I don't know why you kept going after that. And saying "your bf is a fag" is not the same as "hey have you considered your bf might be bisexual" by a long shot. I don't actually disagree with what you write in this post but it didn't exactly come across that way from the random calling my bf a fag for being open to a threesome.
>>34250173nta but speaking of FMF did you offer him one?
>>34250172I did not have penetration with the third. Yeah my partner was my first and for whatever silly reason that holds a lot of weight in my mind and I did not want to have someone else inside me in that way, though we did oral sex and he fucked me with his hands and all that so I'll be the first to admit that's a pretty arbitrary distinction. My partner was better, though of course it is hard to try to exclude the influence of not just your feelings but also the fact that you have a lot of experience together. Hard to compete with someone who knows all your buttons and exactly how to push them. Also my partner is older and you can tell. Just more patience, more care in registering your responses, more subtlety. Less like being attacked by a sex puppy, though cute and fun too. So yeah he was better but it's not a fair competition by any means.
>>34250089I'm not saying that a woman who chooses to live with you and appears to be in love is always faking it or masking her true intentions. However, her dating life as a whole doesn't stop the moment she decides to be in a relationship. Serial monogamy is downplayed, from what I can tell, as something insignificant that shouldn't concern men; instead, they should be thankful that a woman blesses them with the gift of being chosen. That's the narrative that pulls my brakes.
>>34250173Your stupidity is beyond belief and I’m going to hurt myself as punishment for wasting my time
>>34250175I would be totally down and he knows that, but he would have to pick the woman obviously. And he is pretty big on spontaneity and turned off by planning so I know he would never reach out just to discuss this, it would need to come up in the moment. NGL though he has a very attractive friend I think would be perfect for it but she does not live close and he's only seen her like two times since we got together so I'm not actively holding out hope.
>>34250176>I did not have penetration with the thirdoh, so like half a threesomeA 2 and half some if you willDid he cum on you?Who had the bigger dick?
>>34250178Weird thing to announce. I think you're the one who's not really doing too well. Don't come here anymore if this is your reaction to being angered by posts. It's the sea of piss remember?
>>34250181You are actually autistic, my bad king, enjoy your gooning
>>34250180Yeah I guess, I always felt oral sex is also "real sex" but I realize that's a weird position to hold when obviously penetration is still kind of different/special for me at the same time.I jerked him off and he came on himself pretty much because of the position, not a deliberate cumshot. Bf was slightly bigger but they were really in the same realm.
Women, do you think Genghis Khan's grandson Ambatu would be considered a war criminal in today's world?
>>34250183Did it feel weird sucking on another guy's cock?Did they "spit roast" you?If you did let him fuck you do you think your husband would have felt differently?>>34250179>And he is pretty big on spontaneitySo when you had your 3some did he just bring him over and say lets fuck or was that also planned?
Good morning anons. How has your day been?
>>34250186>Did it feel weird sucking on another guy's cock?The best I can describe it is no, but then you start feeling weird about it feeling so normal despite being a weird situation. So yes and no simultaneously. >Did they "spit roast" you? I associate that with double penetration but also if you mean another position, like giving and receiving head at the same time, no.For your last question, I'm not sure, I do know it was not a boundary of his and if anything he was pretty curious to hear about my experience with that. But that does not rule out feeling weird about it afterwards so I think we are both not entirely sure. >was that also plannedHalf. My bf had been begging me for some time to answer the hypothetical question what kind of threesome I would want if we'd have one and I ended up relenting and telling him I could see it work with that specific friend if I had to choose. He was excited and said he thought his friend would actually be down for that and he also thought it would be fun. I told him he was out of his mind, the friendship was too important, it would be a mess, and I did not want to discuss it anymore.Like three months later that friend was over and had been watching tv in our living room for a long time while we were just minding our own business. I was feeling horny and my partner could tell and started touching me. Initially I thought he was trying to be stealthy and make his friend not notice, which was a huge rush because my boyfriend is usually really against that, he does not even want to play footsie under the table if we're talking to other people because it feels awkward and assholish, so it was a huge surprise and turned me all the way on. By the time I realized, no, he's actually going for it and actively hoping his friend will notice and react, I still thought it was a bad idea but I was so feverish with excitement I did not have it in me anymore to put a stop to it myself, I also wanted to know what would happen now.
>>34250187I had to go out and shovel at 4AM just so I could drive to work, so pretty shitty.
>>34250188Nta. Did you cum?
>>34250188>friend was over and had been watching tv in our living room for a long timesounds like he was just camping because he knew eventually you would be down.Did you have to tell him no to penetration or did he not try?
>>34249637Nice
>>34250192Yeah for sure. To be fair that is not usually difficult for me, but still I would not have been surprised either if I hadn't because of the newness of the situation. Hearing two people simultaneously encourage you as they hear your moans get deeper was also one of the highlights of the experience.
>>34250188NTA. A spitroast is getting fucked while giving a blowjob.
>>34250195Ugh that sounds really hot
>>34250185>Women, do you think Genghis Khan's grandson Ambatu would be considered a war criminal in today's world?Wtf?
>>34250193I get why you feel that way and I'm sure the thought had crossed his mind before, but no, he was so surprised when we ended up asking him that we had to repeat and clarify several times. The only time I saw irl that he clearly heard us correctly but was still grappling with the meaning of the words out of disbelief. Which was also really funny and satisfying because he is a guy who loves to provoke and shock himself so it is rare to see him lost for words.I did not outright tell him no, he was really smooth with implicitly asking for stuff and he mentioned several times that he wanted to be inside me as we were dryhumping etc, but not in a way where I had to reject him and he did not attempt to actually go for that, I think he felt now that he had mentioned it the ball was in my court. To be fair I did have some moments in the encounter where I thought I would maybe do it, so the first times he mentioned it I was just enjoying the sensation and that it sounded good and not really sure yet about whether it would happen or not. It was more towards the end that I started feeling it would be way too much and would leave me feeling really vulnerable, that I really did not want it.
>>34250196Right that actually makes sense. But no my bf didn't fuck me with him there (definitely afterwards though), I think that was a bit out of his comfort zone.>>34250197It was. Honestly I was never big on the concept of threesomes but some aspects were just really thrilling and fun. Apart from this moment, there was also a moment where they were both fondling me and they were so in sync and moving around so much that with my eyes closed I could not tell whose hands were where. For some reason that changed everything, it went from being touched by (specific) other people to just being touched, period, like I was alone with the physical sensations, there was zero expectation to respond or reciprocate in any way, and then realizing these two people are both working just for you to feel really really good.It was a lot better than I had expected in that way and that's a huge part of why I would definitely not turn down a potential FMF if it was on the table, I feel indebted to my partner for that for sure.
>>34250201So did he cum once, and that was it, or did you guys go a few rounds and then he left?Did you taste/swallow his cum at all?
>>34249958No. But >>34250171 is correct. Not everyone is expecting social awkwardness and shyness can be misconstrued as being stuck up.
Women: Is this an attractive body type? I've gotten pretty strong, but I'm a little chubby I guess. I can bench 315 though
>>34250206The shirt isn't flattering, but maybe.
>>34250206If the "woman" in question is a gay man then yes you are immensely attractive
>>34250204Yeah just the one time. To be honest my stamina is usually a lot better but the situation was so new and kind of overwhelming for me that I tapped out early (I mean we did play for a few hours but still) because I was just getting overstimulated and just needed to catch my breath and let everything I just did settle. I could tell he wanted to go on but he was courteous about it when I told him I was done, he knew it was my first time with a third in the first place so it was clear to him from the start it wouldn't be crazy in that sense I think.I did not taste or swallow, just cleaned him up (with a washclot) and we spent some time talking about random stuff before I went to bed with my partner.
>>34250171>would never even look me in the faceugly men aren't allowed to look at pretty women
>>34250208>>34250209How to improve
>>34250211He was a cute guy and much more popular than I was. If he felt beneath me it was based only on his feelings for sure. But I don't think he did in the first place, I just think he felt awkward and did not know how to interact with me.
>>34250210>we did play for a few hoursso they just spent hours on touching your body and fingering you and you sucked both of their dicks?Seems like a lot of time.Although I'm a virgin so I don't really know how long sex is supposed to last.
>>34250212Don't wear shirts that are tight at the chest and loose at the tummy, or it'll look like you have fat tits in a dress. Wear something form fitting or form obscuring, not both at once.
>>34250215My upper body is large enough now that most shirts just do this. I guess I should think more about clothes
>>34250214Nah it was more casual than that still. I think like half the time was spent watching tv and smoking weed while they were fully clothed and I was sprawled on their laps naked, they alternated between actually watching and touching/fingering me, sucking my boobs etc. This was really fun for me because it allowed me to actually grow a little used to what was going on. The thing is if you're too nervous, you don't feel shit, which is why so many people are underwhelmed by their first time sex. Granted I am generally really big on non-piv though and I could spend hours just touching and doing hand or mouth stuff even with just my partner so part is also preference. How long sex lasts has a lot to do with whether you're sprinting to finish or just enjoying being sexual and taking your sweet time for everything.
>>34250216Clothes are everything outside the bedroom. They make shirts with enough give for muscular guys, so try them out if you NEED to wear a t-shirt. If you clean up well, I'd probably think your body is attractive.
I first came to this country with not a euro in my pocket.And now?Now I've got a euro in my pocket.
>>34250215NTA but depending on the body you genuinely need a compression shirt to avoid that if that's the case or a tailor, this isn't even a men suck at fashion thing, it's a women have unrealistic standards thing.
What are some must watch tv shows and movies in your opinion?I'm bored.
You were strongly advised to change your name and address. Why haven't you? At least you are still alive and those awful people haven't come after you beyond the strange messages you've been receiving in the mail.
>>34250223I think I'm too used to tight clothes in general.
>>34250225Miami Vice. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONr8il6YY0g
>>34250225The ShieldTrue Detective season 1Lost The Sopranosmovies:The GodfatherThe Good, the bad, and the uglyHeatRockyThe Departed
Women. Was this a valid crash out? https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1770534679512366.webm
We should sacrifice /atoga/ femanons to ancient Canaanite deities.
>>34250225>MoviesDonnie Darko Napoleon Dynamite Drive Scott Pilgrim vs. the WorldTaxi DriverThe ConversationEraserheadSLC PunkRepo ManAmerican History XA Clockwork OrangeCruel IntentionsI Know What You Did Last Summer Apocalypse Now >TV showsStar Trek (Star Trek: The Next Generation through Star Trek: Enterprise)Classic Doctor Who (3rd through 7th Doctor eras) All in the Family Emergency!
>>34250234Seems the billionaires are taking care of that.
>>34250217Did he spank you or do anything rough while touching you?Have they fucked girls together before you?
>>34250232Wands suck anyways. They're an entry level powered toy that's not discreet or precise enough to enjoy in many ways, which makes them boring over time. And electric toothbrush wrapped in underwear is better half the time ffs.
>>34250217Oh when you gave him a blowjob did you initiate it or did he?
>>34250225Mr. Robot https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yKsIdr_PNU
Someone just tried to get ahold of me after 4 years. We promised to fully go no contact after what happened. How the hell did they get my number after blocking them?
>>34250245You sell your art online, that is how he tracked you down.
How were some people able to survive multiple medieval battles in their lives?
Dog owner anons, would you consider a cat after taking your dog to shit in the cold all winter?
>>34250251avoiding getting cut in half
>>34250225I don't watch much tv stuff... but I've been watching Californication as of late. it's fine and kinda funny
>>34250251Unironically be born an aristocrat, you got better armor, better healthcare, and better training. If you were an infantry man chances are your head was gotten chopped off and you wouldn't even be picked up as a trophy or saved to be buried, just more carrion for crows.
>>34250251Join the priesthood
men, whats your ebanking login information?
Bro, what if I tackled you and pinned your arms down and put my butt on your bulge? What would you do, anon?
>>34250252The fucking PTSD of reading "cat" and "dog" and "shit" in the same sentence after living with both
>>34250267sus
>>34250267Sounds pretty gay bro.
>>34250269each day I am grateful I don't have any pets
We texted online but irl she gives me a death stare and walks past me really quickly. She knows i like her and she said she found me good-looking to a mutual friend months backIt's so over.
>>34249406This is my perfect type (I know she's wearing a wig).
Genders, what do you think is up with the rise of "step-x" incest porn on major websites? Is it just a way to make regular porn styles have a pseudo-taboo appeal or something?
>>34250275when will you wear wigs?
>>34250269Imagine catdog shit
>>34250225Better Call Saul.
>>34250276idk about any uprising but I'm pretty sure incest porn is a gateway drug to pedophilia, the endless hunt for pushing the boundaries to feel something someone on youtube said incest is the nr 1 porn search term and I will simply believe them without checking
>>34250277For>herI would instantly, Mister Frodo.Instantly.
>>34250284heh
>>34250286You know, I would love to wear a Beetlejuice wig one day.Whole outfit, actually.
>>34250274Similar situation. What does this shit mean?
>>34250288that might scare the hoes away also, beetlejuice is a horribly disgusting word it reminds me of a story my grandma told me about how she and other kids used to collect bugs off the field so they won't eat the crops and then put them in big buckets filled with water to turn them into a beetle juice liquid to use as fertilizer
>>34250245They? How many people wrote you?
>>34250272The good outweighs the bad, at least with cats. But you need to be a special kind of person to love and respect an animal who will stop at nothing to slurp up every turd it senses in the world
>>34250295He, I'm trying to be as discreet as possible because I know he uses 4chan.
>>34250295they/them
>>34250294If she doesn't watch Beetlejuice with me, I don't want her desu.What you described sounds very Eastern European. lolBut it sounds like a good way to produce fertilizer.
>>34250296eh
>>34250297>HeOh well it wasn't me, so I don't care.
>>34250301mh yes, I hope you find her
lurker anons, stop touching your wiener
>>34250306Thanks, hope you do too.Gotta get back to write job applications so I am worthy of >her.
You will not miss me, for you have already forgotten me. But I will always love you, that is my burden.
>>34250308The femanons kicked me out so why not.anyway
>>34250308I'll stop lurking to ask whether you really believe that manons touch themselves to this thread. For the most part femanons just belittle men here, rarely is there something hot to think about.
Anons, if your friend told you he was in an "open on her end, closed on my end" relationship would you think less of him?
>>34250313Men go nuts over being belittled, if you do it on non-anonymous sites your inbox fills with men cranking their hogs instantly
>>34250314Yes.
>>34250314yeah obviously
>>34250313NTA, but this thread used to regularly be super horny once one was on page 10 and a new one was made. I miss those times.
>>34250313nah, I don't think they jerk off to the thread (some certainly do but probably a minority), but they switch between tabs or so
>>34250315selection bias
>>34250314I'd ask if I can fuck her
>>34250314He would no longer be my friend.
>>34250314No. I'd think it's weird but it's his choice. I'd think less of the partner who wants it open on her end despite her partner not sharing the privilege.
>>34250312out of what?
>>34250320>men don't masturbate on 4chan>they probably do>#NotAllMenWhy do moids play dumb just to annoy people
Should I learn the bass and listen to my impulses or keep drawing like I always have heen? No ones in my life and ai have no social circle so that end doesn't matter.
>>34250314Yeah, that calls for an intervention
>>34250310Anon I know this. Don't do that. The horrible nightmares of a bad loveless relationship will hit you like a sack of bricks.
GenderDo you use chatbots at all?
>>34250329they learned that trick from JH
>>34250334M, none. Hated the way they talk. It all feels so reddit coded.
>>34250334for university and to fuck around sometimes>>34250336you can turn that off, partly at least
>>34250335Epic namedrop!
>>34249406>How often do you exercise?5 or 6 times a week, not including sex.>>34250314>would you think less of him?No, unless he's doing it against his will because he values being in a relationship more than he does self-respect.>>34250232>Was this a valid crash out?Yes. Doxy Die Cast is better anyway.>>34250147>Are you planning on having romantic sex this saturday?Yes. I'm spoiling my bitch.>>34250017Eww>>34249967>anon said latrina once and I still laugh about itInstead of Queen Latifah, a boy used to call me Queef Latina.>>34249867>Did you reach your 6 year old self's expectations?I, honest to God, thought I would be dead before adulthood. Little me would be proud of how far I've come.
>>34250330you can do both, no need to chose>>34250334F, nah, I only use AI to ask it profound questions like "whats the letal dose of tulip bulbs for an adult"
>>34250339Didn't you say you were leaving forever when you got married? And then said you're leaving forever again once your wife got back from something? Was that all for attention or what?
>>34250334MI used to but got fed up with the censorship and leftist slop they tend to produce due to their system prompt or whatever. And local models aren't capable enough unless you have 100+ GB of VRAM and a lot more RAM.
Where do I meet clingy gf
>>34250345the department of justice
>>34250341I was originally going to, but I've just fallen back into old habits. Like, I was thinking of picking up a new hobby, playing through my backlog of video games, or dedicating more time to my side hustle, but I just can't pull the trigger on anything.
sometimes I talk to girls on an app who legit take 5 minutes to type out a replyas in the act of making the reply takes them 5 minutes. i can see because theyre typing.
>>34250350it says "x is typing" even if it's just the cursor and nobody is actually typing anything they probably just click into the answer field and then do something else until they feel like writing back
>>34250350You are genuinely retarded
>>34250329im just stating a simple fact
>>34250334Sometimes, it can be useful for general STEM topics if you wanna teach yourself at least up to an undergrad level.
>>34250350Anon, they don't actually type the message for that long. What happens is they're talking to several other guys at once and take time to get back to your conversation. They could start typing to you and then a notification from one of the more appealing guys comes and they're compelled to switch chats.
>>34250349So when is your next big announcement that you're leaving for good and start saying edgy shit again? A couple months?
>>34250356yes but in this app if they switch chats it stops showin the "X is typing..." thing, but it doesnt with some of these girls. theyre seriously typing or at least actively in the chat itself instead of in a different chat
>>34250358Are you sure the app isn't bugged?
>>34250358what app? maybe they are using the desktop version
maybe they're cooking for their boyfriends in the meantime
>>34250360i cant 100% sure say it isnt buggedbut this thing happens to like 1% of the girls I talk to. so i assume its not a bug. >>34250361doesnt have a desktop version. maybe theyre on a tablet though and it functions differently, you could be right
>>34250365>1% of the girls I talk toWe've got a badass over here who talks to hundreds of girls. The app owner throttles the girls' messages in a futile attempt to stop his rampage.
>>34250365>doesn't say which appok, fuck off then
>>34250367if i tell you about this app everyone will go there.
>>34250368NTA but nobody can compete with you if you're that popular with women. Don't worry.
>>34250368lololololol
>>34249916I won't. Not until my ideal world of everyone being eternally androgynous and youthful is realized, which is unlikely to happen in my lifetime.
>>34250232Was she hoping for instructions?
>>34249914>>34249916>>34249917This is why the market value of boys and pp is so low. I don't know any girl who doesn't masturbate to shit like >>34249912 yet men ignore the massive demand while crying about being so lonely they might kill themselves
Girls, would it do anything for you to sit on a guy's back while he does pushups?
How do I get my GF to let me finger her for hours? And how do I know if she's getting overstimulated and what's a good way to take a break while keeping things hot?
>>34250385Not really. The physical intimacy in general would be nice, I guess.
>>34250232My mom had a really old thing that looks like that except the head was more flat on either side instead of a bulb on top. But it vibrated heavily the way I imagine those do.
>>34250310Not my problem.
>>34250385No. I want >him to lay ontop of me.
>>34250386wtf is wrong with you?
I hate BBQ sauce. It ruins the taste of the food.
Women, would you pin down a moid and fuck him Amazon Mating Press style?
I love AI. I don’t have to think anymore. The computer thinks for me. :)
>>34250413Yes. But I wanna sniff >his hair and pet >him.
>>34250415Sorry, Your answer has been Rejected.
>>34250225>What are some must watch tv shows and movies in your opinion?Forensic FilesTo catch a predator(for the memes)Ed Edd n EddySpongeBob SquarepantsKing of the HillKnight of the seven kingdoms(ignore the dumb parts)Tbc
Just noticed pigs kind of look like Americans, they got the blue eyes too
Just noticed brown foreigners look like a pile of feces that comes from pig anus, so really what does that have to say about them? Gender and what you think about this.
>>34250424>fragile whiteoid mind lashing out again
>34250424Not giving you content for your Jewtube channel
state genderWhat percentage of the population could go into nuclear shelters in your country in case of a nuclear war?
>>34250424You're racist
>>34250416Nope. You recieved it.
>>34250421that's one handsome looking dude, better looking than most men in these threads
>>34250427Probably not much.
>>34250334MI'm unironically addicted to chatbots, especially RPG ones
>>34250432>Women would rather fuck a pig resembling white men instead of brown and black menB-but... we wuz kangz....
/atoga/, how does it feel that like only a couple hundred people in history even matter and that your life is essentially completely pointless?
>>34250435I actually meant that the pig is better looking than the white guys, but feel free to interpret it how you want
>>34250436at least I'll never have to sit through a 30h trial before offing myself with a cyanide capsule
Men can you just give a few more months and then we can reassess
>>34250437>better looking than most men in these threadsUnironically 60% of this thread is nonwhite nowadays thoughever, how exactly does that statement make any sense?
>>34250440Nope, your deadline is before EOD on Friday.
>>34250442I've made mistakes but I think I can get through this I just need some more time
I need guidance. Give me your best advice as you feel it relates - without knowing anything.
You're waiting on a magic arbitrary number in your bank account before having children while some amish woman just had her seventh kid.
>>34250450it's okay to be homeless.
>>34250451>>34250449
>>34250449You don't have to work hard at anything. If it was meant to be, it would happen naturally.
>>34250449When you sit on a guy's face, you want to try kneeling so all your weight is on your knees to the sides of his head, don't actually put your weight on him with your butt.
