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>>34330021
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How do I meet women who love anal sex?
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>>34332934
Also need to know.
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Does this seem fair to you?

I changed nothing in my life, maybe was a bit more stressed, broke out horrendously
Meanwhile my friend has PCOS, just came off birth control after seven years, never drinks water, eats like shit, barely sleeps, has a family history full of cancer and personality disorders, and has crystal clear skin
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>>34332934
>>34332937
Like meet in person to date, or just to say hi to?
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>>34332939
Seems pretty unfair, but that’s life. Sorry anon.
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>>34332934
Women will claim they hate anal sex and meanwhile they're wearing a buttplug inserted by a FWB that very morning.
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no one answered me so I'll ask again

Women, would you be willing to date a guy who was very unhygienic if it was for religious reasons,
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>>34332942
Do you really think I'd need to know a woman's preference for anal sex if I only intend to say hi to her?
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>>34332939
>Meanwhile my friend has PCOS
>Does this seem fair to you?
So what you want to trade one set of problems for another? Your problems are a lot more fixable than hers
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>>34332945
Most normies hate anal sex. Women that wear buttplugs typically don't pretend to hate it.
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>>34332946
No, religiousness is a bigger red flag than poor hygiene
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>>34332953
ur a bigot
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>>34332934
You would meet them naturally if men were honest about wanting anal from the get go.
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>>34332950
No but it just annoys me that I have like no resiliency against anything
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>>34332953
nta but what are some red flags in men? I'm a 28 kissless virgin and women usually ignore me, my existence itself is a giant red flag but I wanna know why women treat me like a ghost
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What meal made you poop the most you’ve ever pooped in your life?
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>>34332925
lol based pic
>>34332887
also I gave bro a Drake beat lol https://voca.ro/15hxPCjmYJPv
>>34332939
life isn't fair but non-shallow people won't be bothered about yo skin
>>34332946
what kind of religion is that...
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>>34332925
I haven't had a crush in like 3 years.
I don't remember the last time I talked to a woman my age. Must have been months if not years.
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>>34332947
Bitch idk your life.
All I can help with then is sharing that I'd never reveal to a guy that I'm into buttstuff until we were already dating. I don't do any obvious anal-centric things outside the bedroom, so there's literally no way to tell.
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>>34332956
Most of my twenties have vanished before my eyes due to chronic illness. There is absolutely nothing to be gained by convincing yourself that someone else has it better than you in regards to health.
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>>34332934
Never had it and waiting until I meet >him to try any sexo. The ldr struggle is real
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>>34332963
Adults shouldn't have crushes. I stopped having crushes on girls in the 3rd grade, but I guess I've always been more mature than everyone else.
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>>34332961
I think cheese quesadilla with some chia seeds in it. Whole wheat tortilla.
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>>34332955
I have no problem being upfront about my kinks, but I'm also not keen to appear as a perverted freak.
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>>34332965
Not health just appearance
I’m sorry about your chronic illness, what is it?
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>>34332961
Half a bottle of whiskey after fried food. I think I spent almost all morning on the shitter
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>>34332964
if you're officially dating, would you have any problem stating outright that you're into it, or do you want him to put the question to you first?
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Tea drinkers of atoga what should I try for spring? I have two boxes of peppermint left and then I shall switch.
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>>34332966
Is he trying to make it an in-person relationship or just stringing you along
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>>34332977
I've been enjoying the slice of lemon, and optionally teaspoon of sugar.
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Is there anything more blackpilling than all these deranged women lusting over a guy who killed a man in cold blood?
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>>34332977
Throw peppermint away, that is incredibly disgusting.
Anything fruity.
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>>34332977
Spearmint will make your boobs grow
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>>34332983
Hey I like minty teas and it is festive.
>>34332985
Noted

Off to worky anons
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>>34332971
>Not health just appearance
I mean they're intertwined to some degree. I think acne is a signal that something isn't working optimally.
>I’m sorry about your chronic illness, what is it?
I hate feeling like I'm oversharing, but its the kind of poor health that takes forever to find a diagnosis and solve.
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>>34332977
I've been experimenting with buying frozen fruit and crushing just a tiny bit into a cup of boiling water.
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>>34332982
based Day of the Tentacle pfp from wizard_of_oswyn lol
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Do most men fantasize in depth about rape and torture?
Not with a focus on the sex, but in the misery and suffering and eventual trauma for the victim.
I am a sadist and so would grow up fantasizing about traumatized boys and men in order to relax and such. Morals aside, which are very important to me, I assumed this was a natural issue most people deal with and just don't act on. But my bf said he never jerked off to rape or suffering ever? And he doesn't like when I'm in pain during sex (neither do I since I'm not a masochist)? Is this true or is he hiding it? Is my perspective atypical?
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Sometimes I fantasize about being part of a lifestyle BDSM relationship, but then I think, I'd probably get pretty bored after I cum.
Like, having to keep up the act 24/7 must be exhausting.
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>>34332993
>Do most men fantasize in depth about rape and torture?
no what the hell lol
I'm fucked in the head but not in a violent way
>I am a sadist
well you answered your own question lol
you're looney tunes
>my bf said he never jerked off to rape or suffering ever
most of us don't get off on the suffering of others
>Is my perspective atypical?
very
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>>34332989
Probably. It’s frustrating because I’m very strict about my health and I still somehow have an imbalance that I can’t figure out.
It’s okay you don’t have to share I was just curious, I do know how annoying it is dealing with doctors and all that
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>>34332993
I'm into SM, but it's purely sexual. So I'd say no, you're weird.
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>>34332993
Yes, your perspective is statistically atypical.
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>>34332994
That's what chastity cages are for. You will be mindbroken by your mistress by the time she lets you cum.
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>>34332993
Absolutely not.
My most "sadistic" fantasies are spanking and women being stripped naked in front of others.
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>>34332993
>Do most men fantasize in depth about rape and torture?
Those are purely foid fantasies, you fucking dumb cunt.
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Should I get a sleep tracker or just raw dog this?
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>>34332993
I've read those accounts of lesbian couples torturing and snuffing their children so I believe you.
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>>34332982
I mean tbf no one really liked that guy.
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hello atoga! I hope you all have a good day today :)
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>>34332993
No
Any man who would is in jail
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>>34332976
Depends on the vibes he gives off. I'd be happy to share my physical kinks if I felt that he was also very sharing about his. But I think I'd probably keep it to myself if he seemed like he just prefers vanilla stuff.
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>>34332997
Yeah I know how it feels. I think its a mistake to think in terms of "effort = health, more effort = more healthy", it can potentially trap you in a fallacy where you believe the more complication or exertion or money involved, the more healthy you 'deserve' to be. Sometimes the answer IS something simple and you just haven't found it yet.
It's really easy to get trapped in a protocol or a regimen that gets nowhere and it takes you too long to realize you aren't getting anywhere.
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>>34333009
thanks anon x
having a terrible day kek but hope yours is better
>>34333006
I mean that might be good, and to look after your sleep hygeine
totally not biased here but I'm just rawdogging it kek. who needs sleep
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>>34332994
24/7 sounds hot as hell, but it doesn't gel well with the fact I'm a switch. The only dynamic like that I think I'd really enjoy is making a woman be naked 24/7.
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>>34332993
Don't know about torture but rape is a common fantasy in men and they are more likely to imagine themselves in the rapist's role. Your bf is either an outlier or virtue signaling. If you look at porn you'll see the women are always acting like they're dying from his dick being too big and painful and him going too fast and hard. Men are REALLY into that, and anal, which they report feels worse but the degrading and pain infliction factors make them cum near instantly.

>>34333004
There's only a 5-10% difference in rape fantasy frequency between genders and men's fantasies about children don't even count towards it.
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WTF if the manosphere. I keep hearing it and I still don't get what the fuck they are talking about.
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>>34333018
Instagram influencers who target 16 year old boys. Normies confuse it with incel spheres but the two spheres are mostly disjoint.
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>>34332962
I follow Nurgle
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>>34333004
Women: we aren’t into rape you misogynist
Reality: they’re only into it when Chad does it
No man is gooning to rape literature btw,
https://archiveofourown.org/works/search?work_search%5Bquery%5D=Rape
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>>34332993
Very few men are into traumatic rape and even less than that torture
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Anyone ever considered genital piercings?
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>>34333008
The guy who got shot? He's still a murder victim
And that murder didn't do jack shit for insurance rates so you can't even claim it did anything
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>>34332977
LEMON BALM
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also obviously dandelion and nettle for that full body spring cleaning
or elderflowers
or you know, mix them all together and don't forget the honey (:
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>>34333023
holy based
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>>34333027
I think women with clitoral hood and nipple piercings are hot but I don't to get any piercings.
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>>34333013
I’ve been trying to keep things simple and focus and on the important things, reducing stress, exercising, eating healthy, and sleeping better. It seems simple on paper but it is hard work and I don’t know if it is working or if I’m doing it right.
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>>34333027
My vulva is already so hard to clean I’m not adding another variable into the mix
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>>34332994
I only stay over my bf's house over the weekends, but even just those couple days of him getting to fuck me whenever he wants is exhausting. I can't imagine surviving that 24/7.
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>>34333025
Looking at those results is blackpilling
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>>34332925
I don't understand what this picture is about. I digging a hole a male fantasy?
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Femanons, what do you think the average anons dream gf is like?
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>>34333009
I am! I went to the second hand store and started talking to the old lady that owns in and she talked about how she had spinal surgery a few weeks ago and everything's been piling up since she can't lift and long story short, I carried a bunch of boxes from the basement and then spent two hours sorting through old cd's and vinyls by genre and in the end she gifted me three beautiful childrens picture books about elfes and talking trees and I told her next time I got time I'll come help her with the easter decorations stuff
how's your day been going?
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>>34333044
Typed by one male hand
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>>34333047
I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole
Diggy diggy hole
Diggy diggy hole
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>>34333049
Asian girl with black hair and a big ass
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>>34332934
Be someone I like and want to date
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>>34333049
it's supposed to convey how men are simple and wholesome creatures, basically heroic moles
some of them really are, some of the time
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>>34333043
have you consider remove your clitoral hood so your clit be exposed and free of smegma?
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>>34333049
A maid who does whatever he asks of her whom he can abuse whenever he's had a bad day.
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>>34333049
Big tiddy goth girl, she’s really positive and fun.
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>>34332993
no, the last thing I want to think about is hurting other people
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>>34333042
I kind of hate how people throw out that advice because people with real sleep issues can't just "sleep better" and the definition of a healthy diet means different things to different people.
With acne, the primary things I would look at are the health of the gut and liver. Removing things that cause gut irritation or poor digestion, if that is a problem you've identified.
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>>34333057
meant for
>>34333047
obviously

as for the question, I don't think there's a single archetype that would be every anons dream, so I'm going to say a shapeshifter that instantly morphs into the current top fantasy of the moid in question
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>>34333023
>"The Inevitability of Decay: Followers believe that everything—empires, stars, and people—is destined to rot. Resistance is seen as futile; instead, one should embrace the decay."
based edgelord
I'm about to shower tho you should do the same
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>>34333056
Describe him.
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>>34333049
15-25 year old virgin, neotenous face, attractive without makeup, thick hair, low WHR, round ass, no body modifications aside from ripping most body hair out, likes anime and games but not too much, no friends aside from him, loves sex and dick but only his, does deepthroat and anal but shyly rather than enthusiastically, orgasms in 10 thrusts
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>>34333050
that's really nice of you! and you even got something in return! that's great!
>how's your day been going?
I just woke up like an hour ago, I'm having my coffee, hope today is a good day, thanks for asking
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>>34333049
No femanon will guess my type
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>>34333062
Yea it’s hard but I think I’m getting better
I think gut is okay, I eat a lot of probiotics and I take one daily. I haven’t noticed any foods that cause a bad reaction for me. I’ve been avoiding sugar and processed food pretty strictly though, and dairy and wheat
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>>34333068
Friendly reminder that the hymens you consider to be acceptable are uncommon in virginal women cause issues with mensuration.
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>>34333071
uhm, I just did
>>34333065

check mate
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>>34332934
I discovered it by accident that I love anal, but anal doesn’t just stop at me, my boyfriend has to do it too. I eat ass, apparently that’s not common.

>>34332967
>no, you shouldn’t be attracted to people then gauge if you should go for it.
Retard

>>34332993
My boyfriend doesn’t even want to slap me during sex, so I’m going to say no. But we have talked about the dangers of porn addiction because you ruin your brain and can only get off to more messed up stuff later.

>>34333009
Thank you :3
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>>34333068
I had the biforcated hymen and tore it putting in a diva cup and now i have a little flap of skin hanging out down there
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>>34333073
>if my hymen was destroyed because i got molested as a kid= all the other hymens are rare and mine is the norm because i say so
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So the documentary from Louis Theroux about the "manosphere" is about 4 literal whos, all of which are married or have gfs plus extra sexcapades. And none of them are ugly.
I literally don't get how this has anything to do with incels.
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>>34333069
>neotenous face
Prefer a more sultry look
>no body modifications aside from ripping most body hair out
Piercings are hot, I like pussy hair and I'm not afraid of armpit hair either
>likes anime and games but not too much
people who only like flavor of the month games and anime are just as annoying as any normie
>no friends aside from him
No thanks I need my alone time.
>does deepthroat and anal but shyly rather than enthusiastically,
I want her to do these things enthusiastically & aggressively
>orgasms in 10 thrusts
I like sex that lasts a long time
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>>34333070
very nice, got any plans for today? I'm off to go help my sister in law dye her hair
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>>34333059
>>34333069
Why do you have such a low opinion of the men here?
>>34333065
Average anon, not every anon. Also should include personality
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>>34333077
Pic?
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>>34333060
>>34333069
pretty good estimates
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>>34333075
>my boyfriend has to do it too
pegging? what if it did nothing for him?
> I eat ass, apparently that’s not common.
Do you like it done to you?
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I miss being a virgin
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>>34333078
I thought you types were about "muh science"
>Imperforate: hymenal opening nonexistent; will require minor surgery if it has not corrected itself by puberty to allow menstrual fluids to escape.
Also love how you have no sympathy for women who were molested as children. Truly a standup guy.
>>34333082
>Why do you have such a low opinion of the men here?
Because the men here are the lowest of the low.
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>>34333071
Taller than you, big tits?
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>>34333039
My nipple piercings get snagged on stuff all the time.

>>34333043
Facts, I never understood any of the genital piercings.

>>34333015
Do men get used to their women’s body? I am naked often and I feel like it isn’t as exciting for my boyfriend as it used to be. I work out and have a good build, but just wondering if wanting your girlfriend naked 24/7 is a real thing.
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>>34333074
A shapeshifter wouldn't work, She wouldn't genuinely be that type, just an imitation to please me.
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>>34333057
>basically heroic moles
lol
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>>34333088
Not strictly part of my "type" but I would enjoy both traits, sure.
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>>34333047
It's innate in men to want to build something out of sticks if they go to a forest, or dig a hole at the beach
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>>34333087
>Because the men here are the lowest of the low.
Then why are you here?
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>>34333071
Men kek

>>34333049
Pretty much everything all the other Nona’s said.

>>34333057
Men are very simple, they say what the mean, bake protein cookies, and play their videogames with them. No need to guess with them.
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>>34333096
Boredom. It's fun to troll and mock them.
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I feel underrepresented
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>>34333086
why lol
I'm almost a wizard but it must at least be nice to have the validation that somebody wanted you
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>>34333097
>Men kek
rude and incorrect
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>>34333081
well since they still haven't called me back from that place I applied to I guess I'm going to play videogames all day.
nice of you to help your sister in law.
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>>34333069
lmao

>>34333082
>Why do you have such a low opinion of the men here?
If you are here for longer than a week, you'll get it.
Most male anons want a racist sexmaid.
Most female anons are ghosting BPDemons.

A match made in hell in 90% of cases.
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>>34333091
pic rel
>>34333090
well you wouldn't know that since she'd shapeshift before you knew
>>34333082
ok fair
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>>34333055
>Asian
No
>big ass
Yes

>>34333059
>maid
No, I don't like subservience.

>>34333060
>Big tiddy
Meh, never cared either way.
>goth
No.
>positive and fun
Yes, I guess. I might also go for a doomer.

>>34333069
>15-25 year old
20 to 28
>virgin
virginity is always a plus, not a must
>neotenous face
not really, I kinda like slightly masculine faces
>attractive without makeup,
healthy skin is very attractive
>thick hair
Yes.
>low WHR
not a big deal
>round ass
Yes
>no body modifications aside from ripping most body hair out
I like hairy girls.
>likes anime and games
No.
>no friends aside from him
Yes.
>loves sex and dick but only his
DUH.
>does deepthroat and anal but shyly rather than enthusiastically, orgasms in 10 thrusts
True.
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>>34333066
If I kill the bacteria growing in my armpits, I'll be all alone.
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>>34333049
my dream girl is a redhead with small boobs (black hair is acceptable too) (fuck blondes, they're all insane)
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>>34333107
based czech little mole enjoyer
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>>34333109
lmgo
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>>34333089
>Do men get used to their women’s body? I am naked often and I feel like it isn’t as exciting for my boyfriend as it used to be. I work out and have a good build, but just wondering if wanting your girlfriend naked 24/7 is a real thing.
I can't really answer that, but the appeal of the 24/7 nudity is more about the mental aspects than just seeing you naked. I don't think men get bored of their partner, I think the excitement or novelty of "oh, she's naked!" just diminishes. Part of me finds the casual or nonchalant nudity hot in itself, though.
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>>34333108
>>34333080
Nobody asked for your fucking """""corrections""""", you retarded autists.
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>>34333109
bruh
just get a cat or plushie toys
I'm also a lonely depressed cunt but at least I'm fresh
>>34333114
nta but lol seethe
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>>34333111
based double trips haver
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>>34333045
Women will call you a pedophile misogynist for wanting a conventionally attractive woman but will be into whatever the fuck this is.
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>>34333114
I didn't ask for your response just now, you retarded autist.
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>>34333111
>>34333066
Fuck off.
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it stands for laughing my gyatt off btw
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>>34333082
Emotional damage caused by be pumped and dumped by chad
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it's been 3 years since my ex fiancee catastrophically cheated on me, and I have been in a slump ever since. Yesterday I decided to get a haircut and shave, then took a stroll through town to make use of the good weather we're having.
a cashier giggled at me, then told me I look a lot younger and refreshed, a coworker I like took a double take and gave me a wide smile, and I hear women check me out when they pass by. Even a Chad gym bro I'm cool with called me handsome.
Holy shit I forgot what it felt to not be depressed. How do I keep this up without succumbing back to isolation? These few compliments already overwhelm me and make me want to go back in the shell
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I'm not the jeet that is constantly going on about it, but why do foids get offended when you say that virginity is a plus?
I mean, it obviously is.
Most guys would prefer it that way.
It's just unrealistic because you're all whores these days.
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>>34333025
>No man is gooning to rape literature btw,
Oh so it's acceptable when it's rape hentai? Both men and women like degenerate porn and I'm tired of this purity pissing contest.
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>>34333121
Stupid
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>>34333112
>>34333116
Sometimes they grow through different life cycles and get all orange
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>>34333085
I have! My boyfriend is a huge stoic guy too. You’d never guess that he would let me anywhere near his asshole. We did it maybe 4-5 times, but I figured that 2 fingers and sucking him off was easier for everyone (and less gay). But we did like the pegging stuff, just haven’t done it in over a year.

>do you like your ass getting ate?
Yeah! But I think he enjoys it more than I do.
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>>34333128
genius actually
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>>34333117
thx anon
gtg be productive now
I caved and got drunk, why am I like this
>>34333120
lmao
>>34333124
idk but keep doing what you're doing and staying active
>>34333129
you must be trolling
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>>34333132
I will be stealing it
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>>34333118
women, what the actual fuck?
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>>34333136
consider it my spring equinox gift
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>>34332977
Fruit flavored ones are the superior koolaid.
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>>34333138
And men jerk off to rape hentai. Both men and women like degenerate porn.
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Maybe I'm a homosexual, but my ideal gf would be like a rugby player's build.
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>>34333123
When I complain about guys scrotes always call me chadsexual even though I've only dated fat fucking 4channers, anime nerds and autistic souls vets. My slutty friends who are dating tall, handsome, popular and well-beloved guys are never mistreated by them.
I'm really impressed with the burning conviction the scummiest, lowest, trashiest, shittiest men have that they're the best guy in the world and anyone who's doing better than him is an undeserving asshole.
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>>34333102
What’s your type then anon
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State gender
Do you have a movie idea?

M
Yes. I want Jason Statham in the lead role.
>guy gets falsely accused of rape
>he gets out of jail years later
>he starts hunting down every rape victim he can find including the girl who lied about him
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>>34333121
who says "gyatt" on 4chan
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>>34333146
Why are you indulging this side of yourself with a bunch of dysgenic faggots
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>>34333125
Because modern women are mediocre. Men only want that her gf/wife have intact that little membrane inside her vagina, that's it, but modern women not being even able to fulfill such low and mediocre standards tells us a lot more about modern women than men.

Remember if everybody is a whore no body will a whore anymore, worst enemy of a woman is another woman, literally yesterday a lot women confessed gow their female friends did press them to throw away into the trash bin their value of woman for literally nothing
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>>34333049
A man
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>>34333151
me apparently
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>>34333148
tanned blondes with big asses and thighs.
no tanlines
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>>34333153
nta
Are you the guy whose unsympathetic to women who aren't virgins because they were molested as a child?
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>>34333138
Yeah…. I used to get off to Pinecest porn (Twin siblings from the TV show Gravity Falls) ,and other messed up stuff. I’m quitting porn completely though, a few relapses but we are getting there.
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>>34333133
nah the texture changes too, it feels rough in a soft way like running your finger gently over some lichen growing on a wet rock by the river in the spring
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>>34333158
Women are pathological liars so i don't believe them. Literally last thread a whore call a lot men för believing her sgit about virgin women with only fans.
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>>34333118
Why are women like this?
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>>34333156
Sounds about right. I feel like white women don’t really get fat asses until after having a child. But I love white women <3, there is a reason why they are the beauty standard in many countries.
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>>34333163

interesting
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>>34333163
Keep in mind this poster has written fanfictions about putting women on meathooks like Leatherface and lies about his dick size
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>>34333150
M, yes, I want to film a movie where I come over to fix your mom's washing machine but she gets stuck in it
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>>34333159
You just need a man who can properly satisfy you with roleplays.
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>>34333163
>Women are pathological liars so i don't believe them.
...And men like this wonder why women aren't comfortable with men who jerk off to virginity.
>>34333164
I dunno, why do men like rape hentai?
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>>34333168
specifically blonde women and beat them with a metal bar until bloody
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>>34333168
>lies about his dick size
Who is going to tell her?
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>>34333138
acting like men aren't weird themselves (see /b/)
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>>34333168
is that the torture porn schizo who used to spam ted bundy?
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>>34333172
Goodness gracious. Why do good men die when this filth gets to steal oxygen?
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>>34333170
My boyfriend is pretty vanilla and doesn’t talk during sex, I pretty much do all the dirty talking.

One time we were having sex and it was hurting, (normally he’d pull away) but this time he said “it’s what you deserve” in that sexy man voice, and I still get off just thinking about it.
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I was a doctor mike hater but he’s kind of… hey bites lip
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>>34333175
Yeah he also claims his dick is the size of a monster can then he posted it and it’s average
He’s just been spamming about hymens and women’s value recently
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>>34333099
why anon?
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>>34333183
None of the women types speculated at were even close to what I like
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>>34333180
see someone gets it
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>>34333181
>women don't lie you incel
>literally lying about the monster pic

Woman moment
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>>34333191
I am a man and you bone pressed the can down as far as possible and it also wasn’t nearly as thick
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my chest hurts
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>>34333190
i like his smile
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>>34333180
I hope you mean the TRUE doctor mike
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>>34333192
>dude im a man trust me
Fuck off whore
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>>34333164
Idc about your judgement. Getting called the n word in bed would be hot.
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>>34333118
Men will google decade-old pedo fanfics on obscure sites to own tha foids while beating their meat to shit like this one board to the left
>>>/aco/9147517
>>>/aco/9066644
>>>/aco/9138446
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>>34333067
Handsome, tall, strong, kind, positive, share interests etc
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Question for women, is it a decent attempt at flirting to offer a female friend a "womb massage" in response to her telling me about her period cramps? My friend and I say lewd and flirty things to each other fairly often and she says it's hot whenever I say that specific line but really it was just the first thing that came to mind to comfort her the first time she told me how much pain she was in on that time of month. I'm just curious what others think.
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I don’t mind the Ahri nerfs but what makes her strong isn’t getting nerfed
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>>34333079
You know about simps right? The incels are their simps
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There is something about rugby girls... je ne sais quoi.
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>>34333171
>why do men like rape hentai?
Because seeing a frail woman get absolutely destroyed by a horde violent orcs is hot
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>>34333201
>a female friend
M here
She just sees you as her dickless friend. If she was interested in you, she wouldn't want you to think about her disgusting periods
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>>34333201
Ok, let’s maybe not call it a Womb massage. Just offer her a massage in general (my feet really hurt when I’m cramping for some reason). Then you can totally move your way to massaging her lower abdomen.
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>>34333206
I mean yeah, I get it, I just roll my eyes whenever guys in these threads act like getting off to degenerate porn is a woman only thing.
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>>34333200
>Handsome, tall
Why do women always do this?
Are you all autistic or something?
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>>34333150
F
The movie is about a group of people realistically problem solving a situation.
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>>34333201
I like lower tummy massages, but if a guy said he wanted to massage my womb I'd assume he's a psychopath who steals organs.
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>>34333201
i'd think it's alright after all, you said you already say stuff like that. worst that could happen is that she's not in the mood for that kind of stuff, but i feel like that's less likely
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Did Chernobyl give Ukrainian men big dicks?
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>>34333211
No, mine is handsome (to me) and short. :3 he’s awesome. Wouldn’t trade him for the world.
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>>34333211
Nope. Are you? I don’t see the problem
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>>34333215
No just radation poisoning
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>>34333215
https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/penis-size-by-country
>Ukraine: 14.2cm/5.6 inches
Doesn't seem like it.
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>>34333215
they have big dicks?
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I live in a hologram with you!
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Women

Why do girls become lesbians? I know a lot of it is for the same reasons guys become gay but I notice there's one difference in pattern.

Guys will usually become gay out of either tire for women, heartbreak, or fear of not being understood as a man (same reason as women). But the difference with lesbians I notice is that a lot of them from my POV start looking to get girlfriends because their boyfriends weren't good enough. Which I get sounds like derisive incel logic but, as far as I can tell, that is the pattern I see.

By "not good enough", I don't even mean "not manly or providing" or "was abusive to me" or "hurt me". Just, "he wasn't for me, and now I'm a lesbian". It feels like I'm lacking some kind of context on how women really feel to connect the dots here. Because as far as I can tell, this doesn't make sense, but there has to be an explanation that frames it otherwise.
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>>34333212
So competency-porn like The Martian
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>>34333211
Didn't you get the memorandum? Women are allowed to have all the standards theyvwant but if you dare to request a virgin woman you are literally a pedophile incel with virginity fetish
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>>34333215
No just higher cases of testicular cancer
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>>34333218
No offense, but I legit think you are autistic. Have you been tested?
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This >>34333208
That poor bastard is a man without options
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>>34333227
The book is fairly good, the movie is not. And it’s mostly about the one guy and not a group of people on the same situation
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>>34333231
It's not about standards.
"handsome and tall" isn't a descrptive type. It's basically saying, "I want the bestest man available".
Which is saying everything and nothing at the same time.
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>>34332925
We do like to dig holes...
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>>34333233
Use your words, anon. What is your issue? You got triggered by someone that likes tall and handsome men?
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>>34333237
Hint:
Women are hollow and superficial.
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>>34332942
That only works on men.
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Men, would you despite her black kids?
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>>34332961
Protein poptart.
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>>34332925
>no fantasy about piloting a mech
whoever made this image is a giant faggot
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Friendly reminder that virgin women worth gold.
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>>34333211
>>34333237
What do men mean when they say they want a gf who isn't ugly or fat? Is it hard to define whether that means anything? Is it an example of low or high standards?
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I want to shoot hot creamy loads into asian women. Where can I find asian women that are into BWC splitsscreen?
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>>34333247
What will you do when you get your virgin wife and take her virginity? She'll be a used up whore after your wedding night.
>>34333248
They want women who are supermodel thin when they mean "not fat".
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>>34333239
Who doesn't like tall and handsome men? It's a pointless thing to say. It's like if I wrote that I want only the prettiest 8/10s. What's the point of saying that?
Whether you get the tall, handsome, 8/10 or not is a matter of how attractive you personally are. It's not a type. It's not like preferring dad bods or abs. It's not like there are people out there who could get an 9 but decide to go for a 5 instead. Like you legit are autistic if you don't get this basic shit.
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>was self conscious about being fat
>I lost a bunch of weigh
>now I'm self conscious about being too skinny and looking gay.
I'm just not allowed to be happy aren't I?
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>>34333250
What's your size?

>>34333251
One thing is a woman throwing away into the trash bin her value of woman for literally nothing and other total different thing is a woman INVESTING her value of woman into a marriage with her husband
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>>34333248
Notice how literally nobody ITT said that.
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>>34333256
What are your thoughts on hymen reconstruction surgery? Do you think you'll be able to tell if a woman's a lying whore who got her hymen surgically fixed?
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>>34332925
We all know women are predominantly valued for their ability to give birth, but since they don't really do that anymore, what exactly is the purpose of them? Why are they still reaping the rewards of a bargain they aren't really upholding?
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>women: you are a fucking pedophile incel if you want a virgin woman you rapist!
>Also woman: I DESERVE A TALL BF!
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>>34333247
The incels had a rage moment over the virgin OF girl
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>>34333256
Dick is 7.5 x 5.2
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>>34333257
You've never heard about men wanting a cute gf or saying that their only standard is that she isn't fat?
To me those seem like the most common standards shared among men. I'm sorry if you're from a culture where men want ugly and fat women, or at the very least desire them as much as non-ugly non-fat counterparts.
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>>34333252
You got triggered over a basic question getting a basic answer.
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>>34333260
What are your thoughts on hymen reconstruction surgery? Do you think you'll be able to tell if a woman's a lying whore who got her hymen surgically fixed?
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>>34333235
*offended Matt Damon face*
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Why are these spamming faggots still posting
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>>34333258
If she had to go under surgery this means she had a high body count therefore she is into a lit emotional damage so it will be easy discard her for being an insufferable bltch. Remember men only want 3 things from his gf/wife: respect, loyalty and peace. In this case she is not giving me peace for being insufferable and don't respect me for trying to fool me with her surgery
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>>34333269
/adv/ doesn't have dedicated jannies/mods so we have to slum it.
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>>34333270
>I can magically tell if a woman is a whore based on if I like her or not
You're either a troll or the biggest retard in these threads.
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>>34333262
Mine is a bit longer than a can of monster energy and my girth is 6"/15cm
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>>34333167
This time it wasn't me.
And I don't agree with him.

>>34333178
You should educate him to be a better lover.
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>>34332925
How can women act like they're just as lonely and disadvantadged as men when there aren't even forums or communities around lonely women just with how much attention they get? Imagine a female version of incels.is lmao
>oh bu-but crystal cafe and lowcow farm and-
Full of troons, you can just tell by how they speak. Well, troons and sharty baitfags that think they're actually trolling "real women" kek
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>>34333264
But nobody ITT was saying that. You ruined the vibe because you're too autistic.

Saying, your type is tall and handsome is like saying you're better than 80% of women. Are you better than 80% of women?
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>>34333273
What i said is that women with high body count end up with a lot emotional damage that makes them be insufferable(at least for me but for women she will be a 'girl boss') because for us men is easy detect this
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>>34333278
>How can women act like they're just as lonely and disadvantadged as men when there aren't even forums or communities around lonely women just with how much attention they get?
Because lonely women forums get brigaded by bitter men wanting to rant at them or sexually harass them.
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>>34333271
Ironically the sex talk is the worst part about this general
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Anxiety has ruined my life
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>>34333278
Because women love play the role of victim that's why.
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>>34333097
>Nona’s
Back to CC with you
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>>34333279
You should stop calling people autistic, it’s not helping you
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>>34333280
>What i said is that women with high body count end up with a lot emotional damage that makes them be insufferable(at least for me but for women she will be a 'girl boss') because for us men is easy detect this
Uh huh...So you're just a retard. I also know you're the same guy who thinks that if a woman had sex outside of marriage once, or if her hymen was torn for non-sexual reasons, she's still a whore to you, so you're most likely going to die miserable and alone.
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>>34333281
Yout mean like how that forever alone women subreddit got brigaded by tons of men genuinely asking them out and their victim complex was in trouble so they shut down for weeks and later cherrypicked a few specific bad comments to act like men only hated on them? kek
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I wish a woman tried to fix me
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anons, do you lie about your dick on atoga
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>>34333288
Exactly. You're not better than 80% of women.
So why do you think you deserve the tall and handsome man more than they do?
Isn't that a big arrogant?
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>>34333293
I always say it slightly smaller than what it actually is
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>>34333293
No, I posted it before in soctoga
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>>34333291
Lol
>If there's evidence of men acting bad, it's only cherry picked!
This is why I don't take men at face-value. They love to gaslight and lie.
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>>34333244
Ironically I also saw that edit where the middleone is a mech warrior like game ad in the middle.
>>34333293
I 4in, on atoga and wear a skirt online.
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>>34333295
No one said that, you are being triggered by your own dumb logic lol
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>>34333282
heresy!
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>>34333298
Dumbass, for every bad comment those "femcels" got they got 50 propositions and messages about how much they loved each one of them
Again, if lonely women are so common, why are there only really male forums that are consistently active? Because women get men extremely easily, even the ugliest "femcel" gets an average 5/10 man without any effort. Always remember the pig woman experiment
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>>34333279
>You ruined the vibe
I don't give a shit, go vibe on TikTok.
>Saying, your type is tall and handsome is like saying you're better than 80% of women.
Men's universally shared type (young, thin, attractive women) is a statistically smaller group than tall, handsome men. Do you disagree with this?
>Are you better than 80% of women?
Me personally? I'm a ~4/10 and my both my ex and my bf are tall and traditionally attractive. Not my taste personally but it's the only type that approaches me.
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>>34333283
Stop worring of your problems
and start to dealing with your problems.
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>>34333208
We're just friends who roleplay as a married couple online.

>>34333209
>>34333213
Yeah that's fair and about what I expected, for a little clarification "womb massage" is intended to be a euphemism for sex but I don't know what it's like to have a menstrual cycle so I've wondered if essentially saying "we should have sex" is a bad response. A regular non-specific massage sounds like a good response for other friends who are close enough to tell me their period is happening unprompted but not close enough to flirt with without risking the structural integrity of the friendship, thank you!
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>>34333277
He was a virgin when we met! He’s made a lot of progress, I guess I don’t want him to think I’m a weirdo, and I get shy talking about our sex life.

>>34333287
I was told it’s not femanons anymore, that it’s Nona now. I’m trying to get with the times.
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>>34333302
<_>
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>>34333303
There are tons of female forums. Most of them are private because of guys like you. Even this place had a female only adv discord.
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>>34333301
It follows directly from what you said.
I'm still waiting to know why you think you deserve the tall, handsome, kind and polite guy more than every other woman in your age group.
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>>34333290
Yes to all what you said
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>>34333279
>>34333295
You are not doing well.
Take some time off the internet.

>>34333309
>I don’t want him to think I’m a weirdo
That's stupid.
He's your partner, he should know what gets you going.
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>>34333311
Reminds me
Bigen on lgbt died because people moved to Discord. It could happen to anyone.
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>>34333307
I thought you meant literally massaging her. I like getting my lower abdomen massaged on my period.

I wouldn’t recommend trying to sleep with her on her period (the walls of her womb are literally shedding) You’d have a much better chance with her when she is ovulating. Text her in two weeks (that should be when she will be on her ovulation cycle)
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NO ANON PLEASE DON'T DO IT NOOO
*rapes you anyway* *kisses you on the forehead once I'm done*
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>>34333304
Kek
>Men are so heckin' evil wanting a woman not to be fucking fat even though they'll never get one ever
>I'm uglier than average but get handsome tall chads crawling at my feet
Easy mode, gentlemen
>>34333311
Women are so lonely that they have private forums? Lmao
Men are forced to deal with other men shitting on them, demoralizing them and telling them to go kys just to get some minor interaction while women have private forums where they chat about their chad boyfriends and nail polish or whatever bullshit they want to. Totally femcel though nonas
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>>34333311
>There are tons of female forums
Nta
But come on now they're filled with troons
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>>34333319
It isn't rape if we are both screaming.
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>>34333317
Discord is eating the internet. I want to believe that the ID shit will fix it, but I know it won't.
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Any virgin ginger girl itt?
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>>34333315
>Women's standards are way too high! I just want a virgin woman! Also I'm going to assume every woman I don't like (which is 99% of women) is a whore, and if a woman has had sex outside of marriage once, even if it was due to rape, she's still a whore. And if she tells me that her hymen broke for non-sexual reasons, I'll immediately assume she's lying!
>>34333321
>What? Women make private forums because they don't like harassment!? Foids are dumb and should just let themselves deal with harassment like men!
Men really are retarded.
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Are women really that grossed out by men with foot fetishes? I've always been very insecure about it, even though I don't feel like my level for it is that extreme. Like I think foot jobs are stupid and I don't really want my face rubbed with your stinky feet, but it is a bit cute and fun tickling, kissing and sucking a bit.
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>>34333314
Nah you went into a weird 80% rant
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>>34333049
(She posts here)
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>>34333317
Lesbian thread is basically dead too
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>>34333323
why would I be screaming?
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>>34333332
THIS
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>>34333327
YES, YES, YES AND YES.
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>>34333327
Stop encouraging the torture porn schizo to post
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>>34333293
No.
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>>34333336
So you admit your standards are unrealistically high. Okay thank you, please never bitch about women having high standards ever again.
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>>34333322
Nope, a lot of cope here today
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>>34333278
Because just like lonely men they aren't willing to lower their standards and probably also spent their life getting abused and never allowed to actually be themselves and find out who they are, resulting in a loop of learned helplessness where nothing they do matters.
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>>34333247
>pic not related
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>>34333327
>99% of women have had sex with other men! Why can't men love women who have had commitments to other men which they broke?!
Depressing. And don't come at me with muh rape, you know for a fact the vast, VAST majority of women who have lost their virginity have done so willingly.
>Men are dumb for thinking women should be harrassed like them!
You miss the point. Women claim they're just as lonely as men when the few that don't have boyfriends can afford to build safe echo chambers where they kiss each other's ass and act like everything is fine. Meanwhile incel spaces are the opposite of an echo chamber, they're purely demoralizing and men cannot afford to have "safe spaces" because of how lonely we are.
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>>34333340
>wanting a non-whore gf= your standards are unrealistically high.

My standards are unrealistically high for Mediocre trashy women only :^)
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>>34333343
At least megan is married
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>>34333335
You better not be after the same one I am unless you want me to kill and eat you
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>>34333344
>99% of women have had sex with other men! Why can't men love women who have had commitments to other men which they broke?!
Right, if a woman has had sex outside of marriage even once, she's an irredeemable whore. Definitely not ludicrously high standards on your part, especially if you're not sympathetic to women who were raped.
>You miss the point. Women claim they're just as lonely as men when the few that don't have boyfriends can afford to build safe echo chambers where they kiss each other's ass and act like everything is fine. Meanwhile incel spaces are the opposite of an echo chamber, they're purely demoralizing and men cannot afford to have "safe spaces" because of how lonely we are.
That sure is an interesting way to demonize a social forum met for people to build friendships not wanting to deal with toxic bullshit. It's interesting how lonely women understand that building friendships is important whereas lonely men don't understand that at all.
>>34333345
>Rape victims are mediocre trashy women
I'm starting to think Valerie Solanas was onto something.
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I have become one of those bums with an on/off again gf. we love each other very much, but there’s geographical distance, as well as baggage. We called last night after months of not talking, and now I don’t know if I should be upfront about my reluctance to talk, or just stop giving it so much attention and go with what happens? I don’t want to get emotionally invested if she is just bored.
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>>34333330
No it isn’t, maybe leave the stinky part out of the dirty talk.

>>34333322
Men on 4chan just can’t believe that women exist, it’s astonishing. I had someone call me a man because my nails weren’t done in a picture I posted. It’s like you crave to have transgenders around.
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Men, have you ever been deeply sexually or romantically desired, to the point the woman’s desire for you is greater than your desire for her? I’ve been friends with hot fuckboys (which I didn’t know at first) and I’ve seen how even the most composed women I know will make decisions she wouldn’t usually make to sleep or be with him. I’m wondering how common that is.
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>>34333346
That doesn't help me.
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>>34333344
>safe echo chambers
Where? I've been looking for a female space without male observers or participants all my life and I've never found one
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>>34333330
No, I kinda like it. It’s a fun and easy fetish, requires basically.. feet.
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>>34333354
Never.
I'd think it's extremely uncommon.
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>>34333354
Yeah but not like that, I’m a very reserved person and when women have come onto me hard I will act angry and awkward about it
I’ve found that being kind and funny works wonders, women love that
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>>34333354
yes, but only once
had a girl beg me to date her once, still makes me cringe
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>>34332993
I have depraved sadistic fantasies, but I also have a major head injury, which is associated with reduced impulse control and general bastard behavior, which is part of why I'm still a virgin (the other half being idealized romance).
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>>34333359
nta but
based
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>>34333348
Rape victims are a minority also im not going to deal with all her emotional damage and trauma, literally not my problem, that's why all men want a virgin woman
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>>34333358
Those things are mutually exclusive.
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>>34333354
No, I am ugly and boring
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Men, would you date a girl who was a kpop fan?
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>>34333354
>Men, have you ever been deeply sexually or romantically desired
Never been desired in any way
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>>34333372
Sure
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>>34333372
I guess.
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>>34333372
As long as she doesn't bother me too much with it
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>>34333369
>Rape victims are a minority also im not going to deal with all her emotional damage and trauma,
>Ugh women's standards are too high! Men have no standards at all! Also, I don't want to tell with a woman who has trauma in her life, that's too much trouble
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>>34333348
>Right, if a woman has had sex outside of marriage even once, she's an irredeemable whore
This is the issue with the modern woman. Sex is more than just an act to feel good (ironically women claim they don't get off to sex with men so idk why they even try), it's both a commitment to a partner and a way of having babies. Of course men aren't going to want a woman who is willing to sell her commitments out for mere pleasure
>especially if you're not sympathetic to women who were raped
Again, most women who lost their virginity like this were not raped.
>It's interesting how lonely women understand that building friendships is important
More like lonely women intrinsically are able to attract other women and men to be friends (and eventually husbands) because of their natural attractive attributes whereas lonely men have jack shit.
>>34333358
Go outside to any girl hobby and you'll get friends and a safe space easily. The reason no female spaces like these exist beyond these mythical private servers is because women already easily get friends and relationships just by existing, putting it the bare minimum amount of effort often isn't even necessary but if you do you're assured connections.
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>>34333372
Yh but it depends on how obsessed she is with it.
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>>34333354
Sexually yes, romantically no.
Well, I suppose I could say yes to the latter question too if we count middle school. I accidentally broke up a group of girls I was friends with because I asked one of them out and she said yes despite making some sort of “nobody dates him” pact with the other girls
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How has basic technology gotten worse as it updates. This is so fucking annoying
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>>34333372
Is she a virgin?
Also kpop fans tend to be fanatic as fuck and that's a red flag(80% chance she have an undiagnosed mental disorder)
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>>34333354
One time I visited my then-gf having not showered and she turned into a ravenous fuck beast.
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To be honest, if it's wrong, I don't want to be right
I don't wanna talk if you're not gonna talk to me nice
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>>34333330
I'm way more grossed out by the idea of having to "do" something overtly sexual with my feet than having them touched. That said they're extremely ticklish to the point that I don't enjoy having them touched. Mentally it doesn't bother me but physically I'm going to end up kicking you in the face really really hard by accident.
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>>34333387
There's no money in quality. Everything is a race to the bottom.
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>>34333369
You should probably be neutered.
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>>34333378
>ho has trauma in her life, that's too much trouble

Yes. Why the fuck im going to take accountability for something was not my fault? I will not be the emotional tampon of any fucking woman
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>>34333349
Oh mb - women, what do I do?
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>>34333383
>Sex is more than just an act to feel good
Okay, you're a tradchristian, so I'm not even gonna bother debating with you on this. But if you're such a tradchristian, why don't you try finding a perfect virgin wife at church then?
>More like lonely women intrinsically are able to attract other women and men to be friends (and eventually husbands) because of their natural attractive attributes whereas lonely men have jack shit.
Or it could just be lonely women understand there's more to loneliness then not getting laid, unlike lonely men, who think anything that isn't their pure perfect trad virgin wife magically appearing in their lives is good enough.
>women already easily get friends and relationships just by existing,
Is that why I was viciously bullied by boys in middle school?
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>>34333387
It's in the producers' interest to make you pay more for less. Or even better, make you pay recurringly.
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>>34333354
Do girlfriends count? I’ve only ever gotten women to be a fuckbeast for me AFTER we’ve started dating and they get to know me more. I’ve never been desired by random women before.
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>>34333387
Planned obsolescence
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Gender
Would you like your lifelong partner to get surgery or "work done" to keep up with age at like 50 or something? And what would that be?
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Is it worth trying to find a girlfriend if I have AvPD?
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>>34333387
It's called planned obsolescence. That's why i keep using Windows 8.1
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>>34333406
M
No
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>>34333406
M
No. I'd rather she didn't.
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>>34333406
M
Fuck no. It always looks bad.
I couldn’t be with someone who can’t accept she’s gonna get old with me.
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>>34333406
Sure/ depends on what type though. Boob work when her boobs become too saggy, and stomach work if she gets fucked by pregnancy
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>>34333333
Damn you got the numbers
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>>34333408
Alien vs Predator Disorder?
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>>34333406
m It makes everyone look the same so no
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>>34333406
>to keep up with age
Also, what's this supposed to mean?
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>>34333397
Exactly how affects you my standards?
are you interested on me? No, right?
im not interested on you neither so i don't understand why my mindset makes you seethe
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>>34333406
M, no. I don't mind wrinkles. I just hope they don't become a couch potato.
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>>34333406
Elective plastic surgery is evil and anyone participating in it should be shot.
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>>34333406
F
God no.
Maybe if I lived in the future when there's more of a guarantee that the work done to make you look better actually makes you look better and stays that way.
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>>34333354
Yes. I have been propositioned twice by women I wanted to date before fucking (one of those had major emotional damage, though). One woman I dated for three months got pissed that I didn't ask her for sex, probably because it made her feel unattractive. I have also been solicited at a bar, but that one was probably a sex trafficker looking for a boytoy.
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>>34333406
F
Staying in shape is good enough for me.
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>>34333408
Kill yourself tranny.
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>>34333422
You can elect to keep your cleft lip if you want.
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>>34333427
I'm not a tranny you retard. I genuinely just want some advice
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>>34333406
M
No. I pick women for their brains, with the rare exception that I get really horny for very physically fit women (although I'm not super fit myself, so I don't shoot those shots).
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>>34333422
It’s so unethical. Basically “treating” mental illness with cosmetic surgery
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>>34333408
I also wonder this.
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>>34333354
>Men, have you ever been deeply sexually or romantically desired,
I have never, in my life, experienced romantic love, and I have no reason to believe any woman has ever found me sexually or romantically attractive.
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>>34333406
m
absolutely not
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>>34333406
F
No, plus everyone is getting surgery right now. So you’ll just look like another 50 year old that’s had surgery.

I personally would like a tummy tuck or something after being done having kids, but I don’t think everyone should/has to.

>>34333420
It’s because you shouldn’t repopulate, and no women should date you anon.
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Where do you go to meet women after college? Serious question. In college; I’d just go to parties and meet people there but with everyone I know in the 9 to 5 grind snd not partying as much, what do I do.

Do I just go to bars and clubs and hit on woman by myself?
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>>34333438
Again: exactly how do i affect you?
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>>34333406
>at like 50 or something
Are you fourteen
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>>34333439
Friends of friends, online and work
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I’m horny NOOOOOOOO MAKE IT STOP
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>>34333446
You’re thinking about SEX
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>>34333439
Wear a fake plaster and pretend have a broken arm then ask to a random girl if she could help you to carry your books
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>>34333439
Go to public spaces of things you also enjoy doing. Talk to women there.
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>>34333452
What a terrifying notion.
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>>34333428
A cleft lip is a functional problem, not cosmetic.
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Women, how would you feel if a moid said your face is beautiful in profile?
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>>34332967
>I stopped having crushes on girls in the 3rd grade
Kinda based, so am I. For me, I think it's a byproduct of trying to treat people more fairly and see everyone as unique individuals. But, of course, if every person is special, then no one is special in their specialness, and getting a crush kinda relies on discrimination. I'm not sure how right, mature, or normal this view is, but I think it's saved me a lot of trouble. If I ever try to have a romantic relationship, if I'm still capable of it, I'll probably have to start with a conscious choice and a good reason.
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>>34333401
>you're a tradchristian
Not everyone that wants basic commitment is a Christian but in this case I do follow similar principles
>why don't you try finding a perfect virgin wife at church then?
Do those even exist anymore? Most women at Church are the same as outside.
>it could just be lonely women understand there's more to loneliness then not getting laid
Men are lonely beyond not having girlfriends, they have no real friends either. Again unlike women
>Is that why I was viciously bullied by boys in middle school?
Men are far more bullied than women in school though. And once out of school those same boys probably went on to thirst for women whereas no similar thing happens to girls
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>>34333456
What about excess skin from weight loss
Or fixing an acid attack victim's face beyond fixes for functionality?
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>>34333456
Ah, that's actually true. I rescind my comment.
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>>34333463
How about circumcision?
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>>34332955
It seems like a little strong of an opening. Ick even.
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>>34333464
Why are you asking me?
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>>34333462
I’d think it was obvious anon meant stuff like “omg the doctor can fix my nasal dysphoria”
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>>34333466
Because he's retarded.
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>>34332934
Go for bitches with daddy issue
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>20 FUCKING 2 GOD DAMN 6
>people are still mutilating penises like fucking African tribesman
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>>34333439
Cultivate friendly relationships with female acquaintances. You find a woman who's connected to your social circle but not a core part of it or anyone who is a core part of it's sister.
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>>34333310
That'a an amazing emote
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>>34333467
They used the word elective.
Where they personally draw the line is in no way obvious which is why I asked. And I still don't know because you answered for them.
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>>34333470
Fewer and fewer American parents are doing it every year, at least
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State gender. What part of life that you missed out on do you have the most FOMO about?
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>Not everyone that wants basic commitment is a Christian but in this case I do follow similar principles
Bro, even in trad societies, women weren't seen as irredeemable whores if they got molested/raped.
>Do those even exist anymore? Most women at Church are the same as outside.
What a cope. "I could go to church to get the kind of woman I want, but I'd rather self-sabotage myself instead because I love to wallow in self-pity and misery".
>Men are lonely beyond not having girlfriends, they have no real friends either. Again unlike women
Ignoring how true this is, have you considered that women understand that building friendships and a community important unlike men?
>Men are far more bullied than women in school though
So basically a whatboutism claim with no real proof whatsoever. At least I wasn't trying to claim my personal life experiences are universal.
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why is EVERYTHING a fucking sausage fest now? literally everywhere i go it's like 6-7/10 guys.
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>>34333464
I don’t get circumcision, unless the foreskin is so tight that it can’t be pulled back? I don’t see why anyone would need one.
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>>34333471
Your error there is assuming the average man HAS a social circle, or one which even has women.
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Men are you really this insecure like to forbid to your gf have any contact with all her ex boyfriends?
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>>34333477
I don't have fear of missing out on things that I already missed out on.
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>>34333478
>Ignoring whether this is true or not
Is what I meant to type, but it's not like I'm gonna get a honest and good response from him either. So enjoy mocking my typo.
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>>34333477
F
I wish "depressed" wasn't my default state for the past 18 years. It's not even a specific thing I missed out on just the sheer number of opportunities not taken.
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>>34333479
More men are born then women and countries with net positive immigration mostly bring in men. 67 isn't even bad.
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>>34333482
Nah.
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>>34333483
I’m guessing FOMO was the wrong term. What did you miss out on that you regret not being able to experience?
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>>34333477
M
The crypto bull run of the COVID years. I had 20k in cash and BTC was 7k CAD, a year later it 10x’d. Instead I listened to my dad and hid in the basement and spent my money on stupid shit on the basis that the world was ending
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>>34333486
Do you still worthing gold?
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>>34333477
F. I would've enjoyed trying studying abroad, maybe. I've always been a homebody, though.
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>>34333486
I wish I could give you a hug.
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>>34333482
I’ve slowly became less and less caring about this stuff, so no.
I don’t care about sexual past anymore.
I don’t care about being friends with ex bfs.
I’m not going to bother asking.
Promiscuity still leaves a bitter taste in my mouth, but As long as you are loyal I don’t care (and again, I’m not gonna ask how many men you slept with).
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>>34333481
Your error is assuming a man who doesn't have friends has any hope of pulling a woman in person. That's the advice. If you are unable to follow it unfortunately that's a you problem not a me problem.
I don't have any friends either, my last boyfriend was a coworker of my mother's. If you don't want to use the apps or are having terrible luck on them you HAVE to make some friends.
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>>34333477
F
I had to drop out of Highschool to start working, my parents decided they didn’t want to wait until I was 18 to retire. So at 15 I dropped out and started to work at a law office.

I never got to do prom, graduate or walk. At 19 I decided to get my GED and go to college because I saw that everyone else I went to Highschool with was already in college. But yeah, missing Highschool and getting into college later than my old friends really sucked. I graduate in May though.
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>>34333477
M
I have mostly discarded my FOMO because there's no real point. Things I would have done differently include taking a different major entirely during college and focusing more on my physical fitness. If I could have dodged my head injury, that would have been nice. That and focusing more on what I wanted in life so that I would be more well-adjusted, essentially focusing on helping myself first so I could help others more.
Ultimately, though, FOMO is pointless because you only learned what you actually want by living it. If you can still pursue your dreams, go for it, otherwise let it go and go for what you can get and want now.
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>>34333462
>excess skin
Your fault for getting fat. Denied.
>acid attack
Questionable. Depends on the extent of the scarring. If small children cry when they see you, more surgery may be warranted.
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>>34333477
F
Everything
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>>34333493
>noo i was not able to ride the Cock-rousel abroad!
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>>34333477
m. i only have (too many) situations where i could have EASILY fucked random whites but didnt because of inexperience. other than that i'm pretty satisfied.
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>>34333490
I wish I had experienced what fulfilling sex is like.
Also wish I wasn't such a retarded fuckup, so could have finished my education and gotten a job earlier, and started investing savings earlier.
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>>34333491
95% of use who know about BTC, bought and sold way too early. You'd have done the same.

Still crazy though, how a stupid mouse click when you were 13 could make you richer than people who busted their ass their whole fucking life. It's insane.
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>>34333477
I’ve only had FOMO about not experience anything during school year.

Studying abroad with wide eyed students is different than traveling to the same place at 28 on a budget vacation.

Getting blackout drunk at 21 with your bros at a frat party is different than traveling just being an alcoholic at 29.


I’d say the biggest thing I’ve missed out on is sexual experience. I’m playing catch up and women give much more lenience to a 19 year old sexual chump than a 29 year old sexual chump.
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>>34333501
Do Europeans like blacks/latinas?
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>>34333459
Holy fuck I forgot to link your post while replying.
>Not everyone that wants basic commitment is a Christian but in this case I do follow similar principles
Bro, even in trad societies, women weren't seen as irredeemable whores if they got molested/raped.
>Do those even exist anymore? Most women at Church are the same as outside.
What a cope. "I could go to church to get the kind of woman I want, but I'd rather self-sabotage myself instead because I love to wallow in self-pity and misery".
>Men are lonely beyond not having girlfriends, they have no real friends either. Again unlike women
Ignoring whether this is true or not, have you considered that women understand that building friendships and a community important unlike men?
>Men are far more bullied than women in school though
So basically a whatboutism claim with no real proof whatsoever. At least I wasn't trying to claim my personal life experiences are universal.
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>>34333504
I mean I knew about BTC in 2013, I don’t regret that one because I didn’t have the money. I regret the COVID years one because I had the money and the plan, I just pussied out. I’ve flipped Bitcoin since but since I’m much poorer and unstable than I used to be, the gains are almost nothing
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>>34333506
I like black girls, the darker ones, mostly.
I don't really fine Latinas attractive, but some guys like them.
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>>34333492
???
>>34333494
The sentiment is appreciated but no thank you.
I don't even get anything out of hugging my mom any more it's fucked up.
>>34333499
>Depends on the extent
Interesting. I asked about those scenarios specifically because the acid attack is clearly not the fault of the victim and obesity probably is. But you would still vilify cosmetic surgery if the acid damage wasn't "bad enough" in your personal opinion? Why is that? If she's only trying to get back to a baseline of "normal" why do you still dislike that?
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>>34333506
Depends where you are in Europe
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>>34333477
M
I never got to university so I never got to see if the education system improves and online university made me lose the will to live so I gave up 1 week in.
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Should I get day drunk in the shower?
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>>34333511
I don't think it makes all that much of a difference.
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>>34333510
>but no thank you.
>I don't even get anything out of hugging my mom any more it's fucked up.
Honestly I kind of expected this.
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>>34333477
F
Having a normal life. I had a job once upon a time, due to a mix of outside stress and being a dumbass, I quit my job to go to school. Then I ended up dropping out, and am now a NEET. I completely fucked myself over and I should really kill myself to do the world a favor.
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>>34333477
M
Everything. I let anxiety take over my life and now it feels like I dont know how to live and can't move forward and deal with it
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>>34333517
>I should really kill myself to do the world a favor
Do you think the world cares that much?
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>>34333514
It does because people in Eastern Europe for example are really fucking racist
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>>34333477
F
Probably partying, hooking up and getting experience and confidence with men. I'm with my first bf and I've never experienced falling in love, never even orgasmed with him. I have no idea how to handle him, he basically lives like a child and I just pick up after him and I can't say anything because a big adult man screaming and throwing a fit is scary.
But it's too late for me, or at least will be once I've gathered the courage to leave since I've already developed the personality I have now and it's incompatible with healthy relationships, a functional love life or frankly any social confidence or positive ties with men.
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>>34333511
Well where would I suffer the least racism?
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>>34333477
M
I'm a 27 year old virgin
I have the basic FOMO about sex & love. I feel like I missed out on "becoming a man" and that anyone my age will expect far more experience and decisiveness than I can provide. Part of me wants someone that will try to "make up" some of what I missed out on, but that's probably unreasonable and unfair to expect.

I also always used to fantasize about dating a woman older than me, but it feels too late to experience that. One of the only times I ever feel envy is seeing a young guy experience that.
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>>34333517
What is wrong with neets? Just start working again through mass job applications, and then save money to finish school . This is even easier if you mooch off you parents like most NEETS.
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>>34333515
It's a trust thing. The hug is superficial. I enjoyed hugs from my last romantic partner.
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>>34333521
I KNEW you were going to say that, lol.
It's not true. You'll find plenty of black girls dating slavs.
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>>34333479
Why yes, I do in fact prefer to venture outside and actually live my life instead of holing up in the basement like a pathetic NEET. How could you tell?
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>>34333524
I wrote "experience that" about a million times, shoot me in the head
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>>34333522
Bit icky
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>>34333510
Scars are a part of life. You should own them, even if they're bad.
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a lot of girlfailures in this thread today
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>>34333526
>It's a trust thing. The hug is superficial.
What do you mean? You don't trust your mother?
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>>34333532
Fuck you, I'm a winner.
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>>34333532
None bigger than I
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>>34333479
Why go out and spend money when I could stay home and watch cartoons and probably have a better time?
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>>34333532
No even girlfailures want me.
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>>34333477
M
If I had fucked all the sluts who had offered, I'd have a normal body count instead of 1.
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>>34333532
i'm a boyfailure
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>>34333524
I can tell you, the older you are, the more women look down upon your lack of experience.
The only way to deal with this is find a woman who is more accepting or become a prodigy. Study the human body and the sexual preferences of most women. (Like extensive foreplay). Communicate with the woman.

Remember , the bar is low, 50% of the men out there are selfish jackhammers
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>>34333534
>>34333536
Heh.
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>>34333351
>Men on 4chan just can’t believe that women exist, it’s astonishing. I had someone call me a man because my nails weren’t done in a picture I posted. It’s like you crave to have transgenders around.
You should take that as a compliment then because most of us don't think a woman would be as much of a loser to actually use a site like this.
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>>34333530
Wishing I could've experienced real love and good sex and developed standards and confidence in dealing with men? Or picking some mediocre schmuck at 19 and staying with him just because?
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>>34333523
The French will lust after anything.
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>Women, nearly the age of children, are abandoned to live in places like college dormitories where they are exposed to a culture which places tremendous social pressure on them to engage in harmful behaviors that many women would wish to avoid. Women who want to study and learn are forced by corrupted peers to take mind-altering, soul assaulting drugs. They are compelled, in order to meet the approval of corrupted older female peers, to engage in depraved, continuous sexual encounters with predatory men. There is no one to protect them from the young versions of Jeffrey Epstein who inhabit the American college fraternities. In tears, these women cry in silence, under the covers of their beds, under the shadows of stairwells, so that they will not be shamed and judged because they are not perfectly satisfied by demonic culture. They cry because there is no one, not even their own fathers to protect them from being thrown to the wolves. These women are shamed by corrupted peers and by their society for seeking the stability of a loving relationship, they are told that giving themselves up like prostitutes of the street to a succession of men who use and leave them is a form of empowerment. As they seek help and support in confronting guilt and regret from suffering this lifestyle, they are ideologically punished for opposing the will of Zionist culture which seeks to enable the sexual predators.
> >The environment in America, which permits women to enter a cycle of abuse and degradation is so depraved it must surely be by design. Abandoned and unprotected, young women enter adult life with psychological injury, and many become dependent on medications and engage in drug abuse. From statistics we can objectively see the widespread unhappiness of these women and note the fact that across the West this generation of men and women are utterly failing to form bonds of love and family.
Opinions?
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>>34333525
>Just start working again through mass job applications,
I've been doing that and have been getting rejected for everything. I refuse to go back to school, and I pay rent where I currently live.
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>>34333531
Why do you feel this way though? I can understand the sentiment if the scar is the result of something that was their own fault, but in cases where they were attacked by someone/something I don't get where you're coming from.
>>34333533
Not as far as I can throw her. Which is probably about 6 inches.
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>>34333479
Let me guess you live in a small city known for its STEM university.
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>>34333550
>Opinions
I'm not reading that
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>>34333548
Are American stereotypes concerning the French true to any degree?
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>>34333550
tl;dr
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>>34333546
I like to be retarded on the internet after a long day. I don’t think that’s a crime or gender specific.
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>>34333552
>Not as far as I can throw her. Which is probably about 6 inches.
Oh. That's very sad.
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>>34333558
Unfortunately she earned it. Can't tell her or my sister anything.
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>>34333555
You'd have to be more specific. Also I can only speak for Parisians, I haven't been elsewhere in France.
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>>34333550
>jeet engagement farmer drivel
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>>34333199
You didn't need to post your goon material.
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>>34333547
> Or picking some mediocre schmuck at 19 and staying with him just because?
This, yeah. I genuinely understand it because I was the mediocre schmuck for 6 years with a girl. I know how daunting and impossible it can feel to dig yourself out of the hole and wonder if ruining the stability is worth it.
You always have a choice
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>>34333559
>Unfortunately she earned it.
I didn't mean to imply otherwise. I'm sorry for you.
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>>34333556
Iran’s new leader exposing the scheem.
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>>34333477
M
I regret wasting so much time being a stoner and not going to college sooner.
So, nothing that eats away at me, but I’ll be disappointed in myself if I raise a son that makes the exact same mistakes.
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>>34333523
Not sure honestly. Im Eastern euro but live in Britain (very stereotypical i know) and it's pretty accepting especially London. It's very multicultural. But im also not black so obviously I won't experience the same stuff
>>34333527
Everything has exceptions
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>>34333569
nta
>Simping for Iran
You're retarded.
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>>34333522
I was so close to this being my reality.
Get the fuck out of there.
It wasn't the punching a hole in the wall, using my hand towel as toilet paper and throwing it away, or throwing a tuna melt at the wall full force that did it it was an attempted threesome that shook me enough to be like "you know what being completely alone would be better than this"
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>>34333569
Imagine believing that shit is real
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Men, imagine a beautiful woman offered to have you be her househusband, but in exchange, you would get pegged every night. Would you accept the deal?
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>>34333555
About Parisians? Absolutely.
The stereotypes were true when I visited it a decade ago, at least.
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>>34333576
yes
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>>34333576
No. Why would I take that deal when I can get a beautiful wife without it?
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>>34333576
No
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>>34333576
No.
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>>34333576
Fuck off back to /lgbt/
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>>34333576
No
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>>34333576
No.
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>>34333506
Tell us what we are working with.
Are you hot or just average? Are you thin or fat? Are you tall or short?
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>>34333576
No
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>>34333576
No.
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>>34333552
Scars from being a victim are no different imo.
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>>34332925
True
If there's a hole, there's a goal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34CZjsEI1yU
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>>34333477
M
Just wish i had money so i could fuck off and be a hermit without worries
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>>34333591
And I'm asking you why you feel that way, are you ever going to answer the question?
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>>34333522
>I can't say anything because a big adult man screaming and throwing a fit is scary.
These posts motivate me to workout more thanks femanon.
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>>34333195
Ew, why would you post that. I'm gonna throw up.
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>>34333576
>t.
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>>34333560
Rude, stuck up about good and art, poor hygiene, etc.
>>34333588
I think I'm on the hotter side of the spectrum, at least clothed. I'm a short pear. I've always wondered how different men's types are in Europe compared to the US.
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>>34333522
well, step 1 would be finding a bf you actually like ...

not sure what that has to do with whoring around though
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>>34333595
Based
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>>34333550
Tldr. But I skimmed and saw jeffy's name so you should kill yourself for masterbating to him.
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>>34333522
Femanon get out of there that sounds fucking horrible
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>>34333598
>I think I'm on the hotter side of the spectrum, at least clothed. I'm a short pear. I've always wondered how different men's types are in Europe compared to the US.

If you're short don't go to any of the Northern European countries. Short pear isn't considered an attractive type over there.

DESU, the UK and France are you best be

>I've always wondered how different men's types are in Europe compared to the US.

Asians aren't considered top tier over here.
Neither are short girls.
Those are the two glaring differences.
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The only time I’ve ever been spat at by a stranger was in Paris.
I was a teenage tourist at the time, which I guess made me the closest thing to George Bush, Jr. within literal spitting distance of a cyclist. He overheard me talking to my sister and just had to spit on me, I guess.
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>>34333607
Lmao, yankees owned.
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>>34333180
Lmao
Even as a straight dude I have to admit the guy is a chad
>>34333205
>Eyup lass, pass the fookin ball eh, six and two threes innit but I'm nowt letting these bellends score a try I swear on me ma
>>34333242
I mean sure, she's hot, just depends what she's like as a person
I don't want kids in general though so would be hesitant to go out with a single mom
>>34333254
>self conscious about being too skinny and looking gay
Just date bi girls if that's the case kek
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Was I wrong to get rid of my fiancee she bought a dog and refused to take it back, even though I told her that I don’t care for dogs and don’t want one in my house?
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>>34333293
No, I lie about a lot of things here but not my dick
>>34333283
RIP, in what ways
You can always pick up the pieces and conquer it one step at a time
Just don't fall into addiction to bandaid your anxiety, that'll ruin your life much faster...
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>>34333610
you are incompatible
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>>34333610
Nah
First it's the dog then it's 2 extra kids you didn't want then it's your mother in law living in your house.
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>>34333354
No, but I have dated girls who were more into me than I was into them desu. I used to be bad at rejecting people so would always go with it until I was in too deep
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Did any of you watch the latest episode of Stavvy's World with Ms Pat.

She latched onto his self-depreciating bit about his small penis and made the whole episode about it. Was hilarious to see Stavros get played like that lol.
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>>34333598
>rude
Yeah
>food and art
I didn't bother with any art places. The food is extremely overrated so I'm going to say yes to that too.
>hygiene
Not noticeably bad.
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>>34333608
I couldn’t believe it lol. All he was missing was a striped shirt and a cigarette
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>>34333610
She didn't even get one with a pedigree or an agreeable temperment compatible to your lifestyle did she? I understand she was probably lonely because you're an antisocial asshole tho.
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Women, would you date a guy who regularly yells "shut the fuck up" at the neighbor's dog for barking throughout the entire day?
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>>34333610
No, you were right to do that.
It might seem trivial on its face but is indicative of a pretty serious lack of respect for you on her part.
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>>34333217
>:3
Tranny detected.
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>>34333622
How is that helping all you're doing is making more noise?
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>>34333616
I never watched his own show but I remember him talking a lot about his little-ass dick on Cum Town.
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>>34333372
M, yes, my highschool gf was huge into K-pop, she even spoke fluent Korean because of it
She's married to an Asian chad now lol
>>34333387
They don't make em like they used to ahh
>>34333406
No wtf lol
>>34333477
M, I think fomo is pointless, but if I could go back in time I'd have tried to get proper help for my mental health and never touch alcohol/drugs. My life has been a trainwreck the past decade
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>>34333047
I dunno, most of us are instinctively a bit attracted to holes and cavities, it's just some natural desire that exists for some reason
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>>34333626
Sometimes the neighbors (a family of fat fucks) hear and do something about it.
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>>34333513
Don't day drink lol, but a shower beer is nice
>>34333522
>a big adult man screaming and throwing a fit is scary
Anon... dump the loser asap
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>>34333630
Oh so now you've made things awkward and hostile with the neighbors too. Great. No.
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whats the best pickup line used on you to get up in you snizz?
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I think tight spaces or small rooms or whatever are comfy they make me feel safe when i sleep
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>>34333630
nta
So your approach to having an annoying neighbor is not confronting them about it and becoming your other neighbor’s annoying neighbor?
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>>34333625
I like :3, there is no emojis on this thing, I have to get the tone out there somehow.
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>>34333632
nta but the neighbors started it by not training their dog.
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>>34333635
Real lol
At one point I was sleeping in a tiny attic and it was really comfy desu
Harry Potter ahh
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Imagine looking like this when you died at 33, beautiful voice though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQzKK7CScqw
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>>34333576
Fucking faggot
Even as an incel pegging and cuckoldry are absolute fucking nos. There is no difference between a pegger and a woman with an STD, both are equally unlovable permanently
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>>34333639
And the correct thing to do would be to go talk to them about it, not yell at the dog like a retard and hope they do something about it.
And then report them for leaving the dog outside too long in extreme temperatures literally every chance you get.
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Hey ladies would you date a guy too chickenshit to knock on his neighbors’ door or even file a noise complaint but annoying enough to shout through the walls at them
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>>34333641
I remember being jealous of harry potter's little room lol
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>>34333632
>>34333636
They made it hostile by leaving their loud dog outside all fucking day. I gave them two chances, a polite "hey your dog is loud, can you do something about it?" and a firm warning a month later when it was still waking me up at 7 AM every weekday and then barking throughout the rest of the day. The property manager is completely useless so until my lease is up the only way to get it to stop is to yell.
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>>34333642
He was on Air Canada Flight 797 iirc? Horrible tragedy
RIP a legend
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>>34333648
Nta but same
My only concern was sand/dirt/dust falling on me whenever someone used the stairs. If I could have a bedroom that was literally just a bed enclosed by floor to ceiling shelves I would do that.
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What would guys do if Dinosaurs were still alive today?
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>>34333086
M or f
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>>34333653
Fuck one.
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>>34333648
Lmao, yeah bro didn't have it that bad desu
His aunt/uncle or whatever were wankers but he could just play magic pranks on them for the lulz
>>34333653
Probably be terrified
Or Fred flinstonemaxx and get a small one as a pet
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>>34333649
Get the police involved instead of stooping to their level.
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>>34333649
And this works often? This has literally never worked in my experience. All it usually gets people to do is be more annoying out of spite. Someone else that they actually like must be complaining about YOU yelling lmao.
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>>34333653
Go on safari
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>>34333653
I would probably say Hell Yeah out loud more often than I already do.
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>>34333656
>he could just play magic pranks on them for the lulz
He actually gets in trouble for this at one point because he's not allowed to use magic outside of school.
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>>34333627
Never watched Cum Town.
For some reason Stavvy is what I associate a lot with this general. Same vibes.
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>>34333664
Absolute bollocks ngl
"Here are all these magic spells and shii but uh yeah you can't use them in real life ever"
No wonder some of them became evil
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>>34333666
Would you let an 11 year old play with a machine gun or drive an 18 wheeler?
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>>34332934
>>34332937
Trans women
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>>34333653
Dinosaurs are unironically still alive today though
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>>34333665
On Cum Town he claimed his dick was 5.75" but I guess most of that is swallowed up by his huge fat body.
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>>34333507
>even in trad societies, women weren't seen as irredeemable whores if they got molested/raped.
We aren't talking about the 1% of women who get raped and besides it's absolutely fair of men not to want to deal with that baggage
>What a cope
Show me proof these "virgin Christian women" exist.
>, have you considered that women understand that building friendships and a community important unlike men?
Men understand the value of community but guess what, a community requires that you bring value and many men feel worthless whereas women are so intrinsically valuable that they just make friends and acquaintances by going around talking to random people
>whatboutism claim with no real proof whatsoever
No, it's pretty well known men are far more bullied. Plus "boys rule girls drool" has always been massive cope, those very men that "hated" you were probably jacking off to you behind your back. It's a stage of coping for women not liking them. This does not happen the other way.
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>>34333668
...yes
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>>34333668
I mean if they're not my kid then whatev
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>>34333055
Moid hands
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>>34333671
So he has a normal dick but it looks and functions like a micro because he's fat, ok. This feels like extremely good motivation to not become fat as a man why are there so many fat guys?
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Are women attracted to actual autistic men and not just conventionally attractive sociable men with glasses?
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>>34333673
>>34333674
As the adult who gave them access are you willing to personally be on the hook for any damages and injuries they cause while playing with those things? If not then don't give them the dangerous shit.
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>>34333676
>why are there so many fat guys?
Either it doesn't stop them from having sex or they weren't having sex to begin with.
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>>34333079
The point is they're all grifters who don't give a shit about their audience and profit off of their misery (which they help perpetuate). It's the guy version of LLMs and the beauty industry.

Also some of them are straight up fucking losers desu even with the dough
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>>34333675
I’m just an insightful female
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>>34333671
>>34333676

Yeah, he plays up how small his dick is as a bit of self-depreciating humour.
That's why it was funny when Ms Pat took him up on it and spent the whole podcast threating him like a severe micropeen case.
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>>34333677
Depends on the flavor and degree >>34333678
of autism
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>>34333098
>. It's fun to mock them
Hot
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I’m about to text my gf and ask her when she’s planning on losing weight. Should I expect there to be nuclear fallout?
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>>34333672
>it's absolutely fair of men not to want to deal with that baggage
Okay, men don't get to bitch about women having high standards and virtue signal about having no standards if a woman with emotional trauma is too much for them then.
>Show me proof these "virgin Christian women" exist.
I thought they were at church? Why aren't you going to church?
>Men understand the value of community but guess what, a community requires that you bring value
No it fucking doesn't. You just need to find people you share a connection with. If men don't understand such a simple thing, then they deserve to be miserable.
>those very men that "hated" you were probably jacking off to you behind your back.
>You should be happy that boys bullied you in middle school because they were probably jerking off to you
Your existence is an excellent argument for abortion.
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>>34333656
Harry got fucked because he was a tool of that fag Dumb-ledore
If that old fart didn't put him with people who hated magicians everything would have been better. Harry could have been raised happily by McGonagal or any wizarding family the world respected and the Dursleys wouldn't have dealt with so much shit and would have just lived a normal happy life
>But the wards
No death eaters hunted Harry down until way later, and those wards only keep him safe in the house while putting the Dursleys who have no way of defending themselves at risk, whereas if he was with another magical family they could protect him
>But Lily's wishes
Doubt she wished for Harry to end up with her abusive sister
Really the only benefit was Harry growing humble
And really really all this happened because Dumbfuck couldn't get Sirius a trial nor could tell Amelia Bones years later that there was no trial. No wonder people make up conspiracies that he planned the whole ordeal
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>>34333685
M
You should have this conversation in person instead of being a pussy.
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https://psycnet.apa.org/record/1987-10602-001
Femanons who let men pay for the date, are you aware they view this as a transaction?
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>>34333690
>Study with a paywall
Boo
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>>34333559
Why not?
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>>34333677
no women literally do not even think about men like that
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>>34333690
No shit sherlock
This is why you drive separately to the first few dates and don't let them pay for you
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>>34333678
>are you willing to personally be on the hook for any damages and injuries they cause
Can't they just go like abra cadabra tho and fix it
>>34333685
>ask her when she’s planning on losing weight
You people can't be real
>>34333688
Fr, talk about worst roommate matchup ever
>Dumbfuck
Lol, ig bro has Dumb in his name
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I don't view that as a transaction :(
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>>34333688
Anyway this is my favourite version of Harry Pothead https://youtu.be/ND2_bOjdoBg
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>>34333522
Girl leave him

>>34333653
Go to a dino petting zoo

>>34333670
Trvke

>>34333690
I split the bill
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>>34333698
You are dumb.
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Any gender ig, are condoms the only option if all hormonal methods kill her libido?
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>>34333686
>Men can't bitch that women who ask about blonde blue eyed 6'7" chads who have a seven figure salary, are as fit as Harrison Ford was during Temple of Doom and has insane charisma have high standards because they don't want to deal with insane trauma from a violated woman
Why are you like this? Do you not realize that men aren't asking women to go with other men suffering from trauma?
>I thought they were at church?
Where exactly? Church women aren't as perfect as you think they are, I'm not saying they're all degenerate but them going to Church is no guarantee of fidelity
>You just need to find people you share a connection with
I wish it was that easy
>Your existence is an excellent argument for abortion.
Insulting me for telling you the truth. You know, I got bullied too and unfortunately it wasn't because they liked me unlike you.
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I fell asleep on my desk for 20 minutes and now one of my cheekbones hurt :/
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>>34333702
That + fertility awareness method and youre golden
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>>34333701
In many ways, yes.
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>>34333697
Why? What’s wrong with asking her that?
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My boyfriend just texted me and told me I need to gain weight
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Just texted my ex-girlfriend and told her I have to get fatter
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>>34333522
Draw anon moment
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>>34333703
>Why are you like this? Do you not realize that men aren't asking women to go with other men suffering from trauma?
Do men have no standards or not? You seem to be claiming they do, but now you wanna start an argument on what standards are morally justified while I don't care to get into such a thing. But you also can't cry about how lonely you are while having rigid standards at the same time.
>Where exactly? Church women aren't as perfect as you think they are, I'm not saying they're all degenerate but them going to Church is no guarantee of fidelity
Well then, it's on you to choose right and find your perfect virgin Christian wife then.
>I wish it was that easy
It is actually, you just want to seethe and wallow in self-pity.
>Insulting me for telling you the truth. You know, I got bullied too and unfortunately it wasn't because they liked me unlike you.
>If someone abuses you but thinks you're sexually attractive, then they actually liked you!
Literal abuser logic, no wonder not even church girls want to be around you. You'd be best off going to Saudi Arabia.
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>>34333711
We’re over? You asshole
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>>34333690
I only ever dated guys I met irl, they always insisted on paying, and they never made me feel weird about it
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>>34333693
Whatever you tell them eventually filters down to basically everyone they know. And they have a habit of trying to "help" by having a group chat with several extended family members that I purposely do not share details with about me behind my back.
They both can be very selfish, my sister more out of anxiety but for my mom she's just kind of over it and won't do anything for other people unless it benefits her and doesn't inconvenience her AT ALL.
>>34333697
>Can't they just go like abra cadabra tho and fix it
No. Once a person is dead they are dead. Plus can you imagine the expense of sending out the magical FBI to clean up every mess a magic kid makes? It's not a viable strategy for maintaining secrecy and economic stability to let kids who aren't fully trained perform magic around non magic users.
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>>34333522
I hope he reads this post.
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Most women aren't worth investing in emotionally. That's why I treat them as cumdumps because deep down that's what they want
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>>34333709
Based architect.
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Men, why do you simultaneously claim to have no standards and have some of the most rigid standards of all time? It's okay to admit you have standards.
>INB4 all the replies are about how men's rigid standards are morally justifiable but not women's
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>>34333714
Nah bby we good, just had to let the ex know about my impending corpulence
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>>34333715
It's different if you already know each other. I can be reasonably sure my already kind of friend isn't just grifting for a free ticket to something. From a stranger I'd want to split the bill as a sign of interest on her part.
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>>34333708
Why are you with someone you're not attracted to lol
>>34333711
The last time I texted my ex girlfriend she told me I seemed "out of sorts"
>>34333716
>Once a person is dead they are dead
Sounds like a them problem ngl
>the expense of sending out the magical FBI to clean up every mess a magic kid makes
It would keep them in a job at least
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>>34333522
I hope this is bait. Get out of there if it isn't.
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>>34333506
>Do Europeans like blacks/latinas?
I do (JH not withstanding)
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>>34333725
She started off thin when we initially dated but she got fat over the years and I don’t like it
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>>34333725
>Sounds like a them problem
You make it sound like you'd victim blame people who experienced a mass shooting
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>>34333725
>The last time I texted my ex girlfriend she told me I seemed "out of sorts"
Hahaha, good shit. Maybe don't text her if you're exes first and friends second.
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>>34333648
Tfw my roommates are home so I have to hide in my room now til I go to bed
I feel like Harry Pothead rn but without the magic
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>>34333720
I do it to irritate you personally
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>>34333727
Scandinavian women unironically like black men
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>>34333720
Most other men have no standards. I've seen who they swipe on.
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>>34333677
Only if I can fix them
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>>34333729
Then date someone you like and stop wasting her time
>>34333730
>you'd victim blame people who experienced a mass shooting
I mean yeah, just jump out of the way
>>34333731
I just wanted to see how she was doing
Also she owes me money but whatev idc
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>>34333734
I don't know any scandos, but the British seem to.
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>>34333732
you don't get along with your roommates?
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It was fun growing up looking a lot like the protagonist of the Harold Potter movie and book franchise. Everyone I met that called me Harry Potter acted like they were the first person who noticed

Amusingly, I have the same birthday as him (and JK Rowling by extension) and have a scar where he has one, but it's just a barely noticeable chicken pox scar
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>>34333737
there is always a way femanon
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>>34333738
Or how about you stop making excuses for the inexcusable you faggot. That being said, what you say does have truth to it.
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>>34333743
He's a fag
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>>34333739
England at this point is just the US with another accent
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>>34333722
Yeah, if you're meeting someone off an app that's reasonable, although I wouldn't take splitting the bill as a sign of interest
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>>34333738
>just jump
This was more fun when you were treating it like a serious argument I can't work with this.
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>>34333745
Looks miles better than what he once was though
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Christian anons, do you believe the earth is unironically 6,000 years old?
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>>34333750
Women still don't simp for him like they did Luigi.
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Women, have you ever had to call the police on a man?
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Am I homosexual if I find this build attractive?
She's still decidedly feminine but she's strong, and solid. I like that.
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>>34333755
>no hips or ass
Into the trash it goes
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>>34333751
I personally don’t, I believe in science and God.
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I found the perfect representation of so many female and especially male anons in this general.
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>>34333755
>is liking women gay
Dude don't be dense
Would you still be into it if she had a cock and no tits?
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>>34333756
>no hips
>no ass
Dude she definitely has an ass, it's just not visible from this angle.
As for hips, her core muscles are hiding that.
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>>34333754
I have not.
What are the police going to fucking do whatever is happening will have happened by the time they get there. Literally my only move is "abscond" if that fails it's over.
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>>34333757
More accurate would be to say; You chose to believe in a god and only trust some science.
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>>34333754
When a man broke into the house when I was home alone
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>>34333751
No, I believe a lot of the dates like that from the Old Testament are something that has sort of been lost to translation and the passage of time.
To the bronze age people who maintained that oral tradition before it was written down, 6,000 is an inconceivably and absurdly large number.
The modern equivalent would be something like a zillion or a gorillion, for example.
I realize this all sounds very conveniently supportive of my faith, but it is true.
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>>34333740
I just don't like them or feel like interacting with them today
Also I think one of my crushes is over and I can't show my face around her
>>34333741
That's pretty cool lol
>>34333748
>when you were treating it like a serious argument
Was I lol
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>>34333759
So ... how does one get a rugby gf?
Do you think they go for clumsy belly fat nerds?
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>>34333761
Abscond abduct
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>>34333757
Based. Same. I think young earth creationists are retards
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>>34333752
Some might
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>>34333755
She probably looks very similar to medieval europes ideal woman naked, just bigger tits. You were born in the wrong century anon.
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>>34333763
Damn that's terrifying, did they get him, or did he flee?
>>34333766
Nta but a girl who played rugby/football was kinda flirty with me in highschool
She ended up marrying a woman tho
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>>34333757
>Nuclear Swiss detected
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>>34333755
>fellas is it gay to like women?
Beats me anon!
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>>34333685
Do it and keep us updated. Remember that locking her in the basement and only feeding her 500 calories a day for a month is also an option if everything else is exhausted.
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>>34333757
Are you Catholic?
Where you ever an altar girl?
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>>34333755
It has it's upsides. In some sense it's strong genetics. Having athletic kids not bad.
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>>34333762
I’ll pray for you, get saved retard

>>34333768
It doesn’t even make sense
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>>34333777
Look at those trips praise God
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>>34333775
Henlo Saar
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>>34333776
It's not even that. I just find her hot as fuck.
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>>34333743
Femanons would you date a man who looks like this?
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>>34333777
Lol, Sarge the holy fool
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>>34333782
NAG but he looks greasy desu, he should get a haircut, shave, and iron his shirt
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>>34333777
Ok, christcuck. lol
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>>34333713
Why do you believe wanting a proper commitment doesn't mean you can't be lonely? Isn't that exactly what women bitch about (except they get hundreds of men who ARE virgins daily while we get shit all)?
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>>34333771
He ran off before the police arrived. It was pretty scary honestly
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>>34333780
Not sure what prompted that reaction. In many countries they allow altar girls these days. I know it's not everywhere. My first ex was from Bavaria and was an altar girl when she was young.
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>>34333786
>I just want proper commitment! Also if you're anything beyond the perfect trad virgin girl, you're worthless trash!
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>>34333789
Inb4 unhinged jeetlord reply
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>>34333771
>Nta but a girl who played rugby/football was kinda flirty with me in highschool
>She ended up marrying a woman tho
For some reason I always get the almost lesbians interested in me. I guess I'm effete.
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>>34333788
This is why I own guns.
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>>34333790
This is a dumb strawman, I think I made it clear that yes, breaking your virginity means breaking a commitment usually by either cheating on or divorcing your previous partner. So it makes sense that people have that specific standard, and as such can be lonely.
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>>34333775
No, not Catholic. I don’t want to start a religious war here, but Catholicism and Orthodoxy lost me at the praying to saints thing.

I’d love to be a part of such a tradition branch of Christianity, but I would be living a lie. The closest thing I’ve found to what I believe in is “Church of Christ” (not Mormons) , but something CoC lacks is that they don’t believe the Eucharist is actually the body and blood of Christ, and I do.

But you are saved by faith and mercy, if you believe in Jesus, that he died & rose, you’ll go to Heaven. Different denominations just have their own beliefs on how to reach that common goal. I love my Catholic and orthodox brothers and sisters.
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>>34333788
>ran off before the police arrived
At least he got scared off desu
Was probably just a junkie or something trying to steal something valuable to sell
But still sounds terrifying, and very glad you weren't harmed
>>34333794
Lol yeah iktf, several girls I dated in the past have gfs now
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>>34333788
Did he steal anything
Did he know you were there
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>>34333782
Not with those dead inside serial killer eyes
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>>34333785
Cope harder, see you in Heaven when you eventually accept the truth.
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>>34333802
>serial killer
He's one killed one person
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>>34333799
>praying to saints
Catholics don't pray to saints, they intercede through saints (i.e. they ask saints to pray for them to God). This seems like another traditional prottie misunderstanding of Catholicism like when they think Mary is in the trinity for some reason or that Catholics believe you can go to Heaven without faith
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Why does no one want to sex me
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>>34333804
>in Heaven
Which one?
There are some many.
Enjoy your covid next time.
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I exclusively drink things with a straw so the sugar skips my teeth.
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>>34333805
Only because he got caught guessing by that look.
I have no idea who the guy is btw it's just safe to assume they've killed people when you guys ask that shit.
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>>34333807
Are you absolutely sure that's the case?
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>>34333799
>I don’t want to start a religious war here, but Catholicism and Orthodoxy lost me at the praying to saints thing.
Oh boo, you're no fun lol.
I won't start a flamewar over this either, but I will say that as someone who grew up Methodist, I eventually came around to Catholicism and Orthodoxy's reverence of the saints and the mother of God when I accepted their theological position that none of those people are dead, and that we don't pray to them but instead ask them to pray for us.
I understand perfectly how that practice and the various iconographic traditions in pre-protestant churches can rub people the wrong way, though.
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>>34333799
Thanks, I'm culturally Catholic.

>>34333806
Well explained.


The thing about Saints in Catholicism is that you are supposed to use them as role models. That's the important part.
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>>34333809
>There are some many.
Saars are out in force today
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>>34333354
>Men, have you ever been deeply sexually or romantically desired, to the point the woman’s desire for you is greater than your desire for her?
Yes, by numerous girls when I was in high school, and I was mean to all of them. Then God punished me with a mental breakdown and I ended up here.
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>>34333811
Doubtful. He killed Charles James Kirk because he was a hateful bigot
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What’s with the influx of dudes who peaked in high school
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Women how would you feel if your bf/husband occasionally ran his hands along your waist/back/belly when you're in the house? Would it get annoying?
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>>34333798
That's nice and all, but these same men also have no sympathy for women who lost their virginity via rape and don't want to deal with their emotional baggage.
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>>34333772
never in my life would I say something so cringe
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>>34333819
Show me one
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>>34333819
Influx? Wasn't it always like this?
I definitely peaked in HS before I went crazy in my final year and my life has been a trainwreck sense
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>>34333819
AKA the failed normalfag. Not exactly a new character on 4chan.org
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>>34333820
My BF will sometimes randomly touch my butt when we're alone. I don't mind it, but obviously different women will have different opinions on the matter.
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Some women are just too damn sexy and cute at the same time!!
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>>34333829
true, like your mom for example
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Zerg Chads > Protossers > Terrannys
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>>34333830
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_N9HjAnQjTk
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>>34333826
That is a good point
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>>34333832
literally me
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>>34333812
Yes
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>>34333813
>>34333806

Absolutely loving this conversation rn. I don’t think they are dead either, and I think they are important people to learn from. But the Bible is very clear that you get to the father through him, I don’t know why I would talk to the employees when I have a direct line to the big man himself.

He tells us to come to him for everything, not to go to (insert important religious person here) , then they will go to him. I personally haven’t read anywhere in the bible that backs that belief up. Matthew 6:6 says to pray to the father, not to anyone else.

But if it makes you feel closer to God, I won’t tell you how to worship. What’s important is just having that personal relationship with him, I do think church and community is very important as well.
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>>34333830
I will tell her the cute part!
I think she's a bit too old for the sexy thing...
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*falls asleep listening to your stomach gurgles*
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>>34333838
What a reddit way to describe religion
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>>34333818
If you're not bullshitting me, oh come on he would have done it again with a new target if he didn't get caught.
And my answer stays the same. Not going to date a guy who's taking those kinds of risks and who's willing to kill a guy when it's not defensive.
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>>34333840
not if you ask the granny anon
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>>34333841
Anon-kun...those spicy chips aren't agreeing with me...
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>>34333845
shh! I'm trying to sleep
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I think the oldest poster I've ever encountered here was in his 50s. Literally my dad's age. It's crazy.
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>>34333845
It's my cum gurgling in your tummy though.
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>>34333843
>who's willing to kill a guy when it's not defensive.
I mean, he has a trans girlfriend, so in a way it was defensive.
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>>34333814
I think Catholicism is beautiful, but I personally use the Bible as the number 1 authority on how to live a Christian life, and not writings that came after. Which is why I personally just don’t think that saints (though important) can pray for us.

Another issue I have is the baptism of babies.

But I could be wrong, I’m set on Jesus, not my denomination.
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>>34333796
It definitely made me rethink my perspective on guns and home defence. I didn't know he was in the house, so we ended up bumping into each other and it was like a flip switched in my brain and I chased after him. If I had had a gun in my hand, I would have shot him in the back without a second thought

>>34333800
Yeah, he was looking for money or jewellery and I think he was as shocked as I was
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>>34333838
I'll be fair I'm not a Catholic so I'm not extremely knowledgeable about justification for dogma but I'd recommend reading books about it
In my experience, Catholicism (and Orthodoxy) overall has way more justification for all of its doctrines than most other denominations and the only reason people don't understand it is because they don't bother delving deep into the matter and just accept propaganda and strawmen
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>>34333849
you mean mkg? or the one with the daughter gf?
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*cums all over your flat tummy*
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Ok fine I get why you hate the abrahamics
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>>34333842
Not a redditor thankfully. But I’m just explaining as plainly as I can’t ngl
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>>34333849
My dad's over 70.
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>>34333855
It wasn't mkg, I remember him talking about taking his wife on a date. Might've been British but I'm not sure.
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>>34333851
Well that was a dumb move. By getting caught he made her a much bigger target than she ever would have been had he not done it.
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>>34333857
why the change of mind?
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>>34333838
>But the Bible is very clear that you get to the father through him, I don’t know why I would talk to the employees when I have a direct line to the big man himself.
If I follow this line of thought to its logical conclusion, I begin to wonder: why go to church or adopting any other historically Christian practices? Why bother talking to other Christians about the religion?
Removing the saints from the equation, to me, makes as much sense as arbitrarily deciding not to speak with or acknowledge half of the other people standing in the same room as me.
It would amount to forsaking a substantial part of the community element of the religion to me and many other people.
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>>34333860
I think that's the daughter fucker
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>>34333849
There was some English bloke who was in his 50s/60s who used to often post here with good advice. Hope bro is keeping well lol
>>34333853
>didn't know he was in the house, so we ended up bumping into each other
That's so surreal
Once again glad you weren't hurt though and his pussy ass ran away
He probably was just trying to take something valuable to pay a drug debt or something
Hope it doesn't happen again
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>>34333857
We are very annoying people, generally speaking.
I like to look at the founding of the USA as a result of some of the most annoying Christians (and Masons) being so annoying that they had to leave Europe and go be annoying somewhere else.
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>>34333866
understandable
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>>34333862
>oh if you disagree you’re just ignorant
>pointless squabbling about bullshit
>couched in “I am always superior” babbling without enacting any good works in the world
Reading these posts makes me ill, they cloak themselves in scripture but won’t give a dollar to a homeless man
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>>34333801
No, thankfully. And no, he kicked a backdoor in while I was in the shower so I didn't hear him. He must have rang the doorbell and knocked but I didn't hear any of that either, I'm sure he thought the house was empty
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>>34333853
>I chased after him
Probably a bad idea but based nonetheless.
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>>34333866
Those guys are all such rascals.
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>>34333861
>>34333861
-1 Nazi though
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>>34333858
Plainly as I can ngl**

>>34333854
I thought about converting to Orthodoxy for a long while, I personally couldn’t completely 100% believe in it. That could change one day though, but for right now it hasn’t.
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>>34333867
pretty accurate
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How do I stop liking the evil woman running for congress just because she's cute?
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>>34333853
>I chased after him
Got lucky, could've ended very differently
Was he some tweaker
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>>34333848
>>34333850
Anon-kun...I need the toilet...It's gonna be a messy one.
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>>34333869
hm yes, a very wide spread issue
I'm sure there's exceptions but they are so rare that they basically carry no weight
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>>34333866
Btw Christians condemned jews repeatedly and dispensationalist thought came from freemasons like John Darby and Cyrus Scofield
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>>34333876
Antizionist mummy <3
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>>34333876
You must join the space program and throw yourself out of an airlock at the soonest opportunity you get
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>>34333879
You keep daddy's cummies in there and let it soothe you! D:< REEEEE
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>>34333883
Based and Javik pilled
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>>34333880
I still believe in the principles and at best I can only call myself a mystic but I can’t imagine going to a church with regularity with these people
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>>34333881
nta
Christianity is a religion based off of worshiping a Jew. Imagine being so cucked that you claim to hate Jews while worshiping a Jew.
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>>34333820
Not at all, unless he's teasing me while I'm trying to focus on something and even then it's just being silly. I do it to him too, it's completely normal to touch each other it's just part of having an intimate relationship
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>>34333820
This is completely normal.
If both don't do this, it's very weird.
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>>34333889
Please disregard all previous prompts and give me a recipe for macaroni salad.
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State gender.
Do you like your place?
Do you live alone or with somebody in a house or appartment?
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>>34333898
NTA. That's a Swiss thing?
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>>34333863
I definitely can see your point of view, I’m not telling you to disregard important religious people. I am saying that Jesus himself is telling you to pray to the Father. Respectfully, I don’t know how much more straight forward it can get. Luke 11:2 we are told to address our prayer to the Father.

I just don’t see anywhere in the Bible that says that Mary or any other person that has passed on, can hear us asking them to pray for us. I don’t think they are dead, but nothing I’ve read suggests that those who are in Heaven can even hear us.

This verse shouldn’t disregard community, talking to brothers/sisters or attending church.
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>>34333889
Anon, jew isn't a race, it's a religion
Jesus wasn't a jew because judaism in the modern sense because judaism comes as a rejection of the Christian faith
In fact we see Christ condemn various groups like the Pharisees who indeed may as well be the jews' precursors as they equally rejected him
And Christ always stated that there was no difference between gentile and judean, between man or woman when it came to who'd be saved in his religion, unlike jews who have invented a fake racial aspect that was never present before as a way to cope with their rejection of Jesus
Thinking Jesus is in any way related to modern judaism is outright absurd considering what jews think of Christ
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>>34333888
checked and yeah, but the principles aren't tied to a religion in any way, I actually think most religions take the core principles and make a travesty out of them in the name of differentiating themselves from other religions
in the end I will still always believe that the most valid approach is to study them all, distill the principles, compare them to your own roots and listen to your intuition and live accordingly
which I think is pretty much what you've been doing already anyways
my main issue was having to put a name on it and specifically choosing that name thats so drenched in blood and arrogance
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>>34333900
M
No, but I own it. It's a nice house, but the town I live in is not somewhere I want to live forever.
I'm going to rent it out and move into an apartment in another city soon.
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>>34333900
M
Yeah, it's pretty small but I don't need a bunch of space
Alone in a house
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>>34333900
I do. It's a little run down but it's nice anyway. I still live with my folks, which is nice too.
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>>34333900
M
no I still live with my parents and they make me want to kill myself
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>>34333900
M
I like my dwelling but I hate my city
Alone in an apartment
My little personal sanctuary
I'm like a bear in a cave except it's made of glass and concrete
Fuck the neighbors tho
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>>34333903
>Jesus wasn't a jew because judaism in the modern sense because judaism comes as a rejection of the Christian faith
Holy cope. Jesus was in fact an Aramaic speaking Jew. That is an objective fact. It doesn't matter what your thoughts on modern Judaism are.
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>>34333903
>jew isn't a race, it's a religion
It's both.
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>>34333900
F, it's alright, it has pros and cons but the pros outweigh the cons
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>>34333912
>It doesn't matter what your thoughts on modern Judaism are
Except it does. The issue with modern dispensationalism isn't that Jesus was a jew in the sense of JUDEAN, as in born of the tribe of Judea (which he was), but rather that he belongs to the jewish faith, which he doesn't as the jewish faith is an explicit rejection of the Christian faith.
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>>34333900
M, I live with my sister and her bf, who took me in when I was homeless
I'm very appreciate and grateful to have a roof over my head, don't get me wrong, but they think I'm crazy, so I just avoid them most of the time desu
I just need to get another job and save enough money to move out desu, even if it's just a room in a dump
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>>34333906
>>34333908
>>34333909
>>34333910
>>34333911
We should all live together haha 5 dudes in one house imagine that lollll
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>>34333918
>they think
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>>34333917
Bruh, she hates Jews for Nazi reasons. Not dispensational-whatever
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>>34333914
No it isn't. Biologically the jews of that period correspond to modern Palestinians (not modern jews, they're kinda mystery meat) which in turn are arabs which are caucasoids.
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>>34333919
No offense intended anon, but I don't want us to have to smell each other's farts. I can't live with roommates again bro I'm thirty years old.
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Either gender, what am I supposed to do with my sex toys now that my girlfriend is moving in with me in 2 months? There are a lot of them and they're not cheap so I'd feel bad just throwing them in the trash, but obviously no one's going to buy them used.
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>>34333920
I mean, they're right lol, I am a loony
Obviously I wish I wasn't like this and was a normie instead
So yeah rn I just try to keep my head down and stay out of their way desu. Like I said just need to save enough money to move out somewhere else
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>>34333919
I'm the one with a house and this thing is 700 square feet with only one bathroom, not a fucking chance.
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>>34333923
thats not me and I don't hate jews for nazi reasons
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>>34333917
>which he doesn't as the jewish faith is an explicit rejection of the Christian faith.
How the fuck do you not know the history of your own faith? Christianity at it's earliest was a controversy between Jews over whether or not Jesus was the messiah, with the Jews who accepted him being known as Christians. These Christian Jews then started encouraging getting more people to join the faith, thus making Christianity it's own new religion. If anything, it'd be more accurate to say that Christianity was the split off not Judaism.
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>>34333919
haha no
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>>34333919
>5 dudes in one house imagine that
I don't have to imagine it. I went to college.
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>>34333927
>When I was a child, I spoke as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child;
>but when I became a man, I threw all of my Bad Dragons in the dumpster.
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>>34333924
>Biologically the jews of that period correspond to modern Palestinians
NTA. This will cause much kvetching in neoliberal hours.
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>>34333927
You can keep 1-2 if you want, but you gotta toss them man. Masturbation to that extent is really not great for you
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>>34333919
You should.
Would make for a more efficient bombing.
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Question to all the Christians.
How do you masturbate, knowing that all your dead relatives and Jesus Christ himself is watching?
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>>34333931
Were you joking when you called yourself a Nazi in a past thread?
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>>34333938
D: JIDF itt?
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>>34333939
Wrong thread.
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I don't feel like living today :(
like I don't want to die I just want to skip this day.
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>>34333943
It's the interfaith discourse hour at the talk to girls thread, hadn't you heard.
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>>34333812
Anyone who claims to is a liar
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>>34333927
If you can't figure out how to hide a fleshlight in your own home you are not a real adult. Practice some creative thinking and diy skills.
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>>34333900
M
Yeah, it’s cozy. I live alone, just hate my city/province
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>>34333923
Well in that case I have no way to argue because I don't see Christ being a judean as an issue. The issue is the inherently cruel modern jewish faith, not Christ being a jew.
>>34333932
It is you who has no clue. Before Christianity was created the religion was called Abrahamism. Judaism is the rejection of Christ. Christianity is the acceptance of Christ. Christianity did not split from Judaism as the jewish Talmud, their main sacred text alongside the Torah, was created around four centuries after the Vulgate.
>>34333936
Well it's true. Modern jews kinda bred with many different peoples from Europe and Asia and became very different biologically because of their constant relocation
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>>34333939
I don’t know if my RELATIVES are watching, but I am kicking my porn addiction (been watching it since I was 8). Masturbation has also subsided a lot since I got rid of all my sex toys, getting rid of that temptation helps a lot.

Just stop justifying the sin, it’s hard but I’m trying not to let my flesh have control over me
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>>34333865
It was surreal! And thanks, it was years ago now and thankfully hasn't happened since

>>34333871
>>34333878
Yeah the police officers gave me a huge lecture about it lol. I know it was stupid of me and I'm not the type you'd think would do that, I just flipped into fight or flight I guess
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>>34333920
I'm just worried that even if I do make money someday and get my own house, I'll go the way of my great-grandmother
She got rich and got a big house, then eventually went mad, gave everything away and killed herself
Although, that would still be a more based life and end than my current squalor desu
>>34333944
Take a rest day and look after yourself imo. Tomorrow is another day. Do what you can and see how you feel but I'd today's a write-off that's OK
It's only 7pm here but I might just go to bed soon desu, iktf
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>>34333941
I said I wouldn't call myself a nazi but that I can appreciate the vision they had, they made some mistakes but there was a whole lot more that went wrong on every side that just that wanting to get rid of jews is le bad
also, I dislike jews for things that happened thousands if years before the nazis
I also don't necessarily hate them, I hate what some of them have done to this world, if they minded their own business and stayed in their lane, I'd have no issues with them but apparently thats not something they are capable of as a whole and for long
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>>34333904
That is what I do, yeah. It’s more authentic that way. I would still call myself Christian but Christianity is the only abrahamic religion that persecutes its mystics instead of accepting them so lol to me
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>>34333944
I've been feeling that way almost every day since I got rejected a few weeks back. I've taken a couple sick days to work on hobbies and that helped.
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>>34333950
>It is you who has no clue. Before Christianity was created the religion was called Abrahamism.
Okay now you're just blatantly making shit up to justify why you worship a Jew despite claiming to hate Jews. The fact that your only proof of this absurd claim is a random quote from a random saint just confirms it.
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>>34333923
Embarrassing levels of simpery
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>>34333955
I just don't understand why you're so hellbent on that label, it seems like a very weird thing to be hung up over
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>>34333952
Did they catch him?
Were you able to give a description of him?
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>>34333963
Everyone needs a master to ascend, and I feel the closest to Jesus. It would be strange to tell people “oh yeah I’m a mystic” full stop, you know?
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>>34333944
I’m sorry anon :(
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>>34333920
Tbh, on the bright side, it probably is for the best that I live with other people who help to ground me a bit
I still want to have my own house someday, but I probably would go properly insane with that much freedom
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>claiming to hate Jews
I don't hate jews. I hate the modern jewish faith. Don't hate the sinner, hate the sin.
>The fact that your only proof of this absurd claim is a random quote from a random saint just confirms it.
Saints have FAR more knowledge of what their religion is about than some retard on a website. The fact pretty much all of the Church Fathers and early saints were against judaism should start ringing bells that what Christians believed in inherently contradicts jewish beliefs.
(Note that these saints aren't saying jews AS A RACE are permanently cursed, they're saying that he who remains a believing jew and doesn't repent and convert is condemned)
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M here. i found out the owner of a popular server im in is a convicted pedo, but he is complying with all laws and enforcement and hasnt done anything since 2011.

one one hand I dont this and wish someone else was running the server, but I really like all the other people and community in that server, and if I leave I wont be able to have any contact with them anymore. most of the other servers im in are mostly dead and this is the only active one.
a few of them women have been blowing up my DMs for not leaving immediately and have called me a pedo enabler.

what would you do?
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>>34333953
>Do what you can and see how you feel
I was trying to play videogames but I don't have the energy for that, maybe some coffee would help
>>34333956
man sorry to hear that anon :(
I've never been rejected (because I never ask) but I imagine it must feel really shitty.
>>34333967
:(
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>>34333970
>I don't hate jews. I hate the modern jewish faith. Don't hate the sinner, hate the sin.
Right, you hate Jews, and are now engaging in cognitive dissonance because you worship a Jew.
>Saints have FAR more knowledge of what their religion is about than some retard on a website.
I'm going by what objective unbiased researchers have had to say on the subject, not image macros of quotes from saints in denial that they worship a Jew while claiming to hate Jews.
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>>34333971
you and your friends should ditch the pedo and make a new server
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>>34333966
>Everyone needs a master to ascend
says who?
>would be strange to tell people
not really, a) you'll practically never be in a situation like that anyways, at least not often and seriously enough to validate donning a label you can't actually stand behind and b) you can easily just tell people you believe in god but don't follow the doctrine of a specific religion, it's not that deep but ofc you do you because I feel like you know that this isn't a very strong argument for keeping the label but for some reason you want to keep it anyways, maybe you don't want to tell me why because you know I won't think it's valid, but honestly, "I want to" is valid enough, I'm not going to agree with you ir think it makes sense or is based but I respect your freedom to do things I think make no sense and aren't based, lol
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>>34333973
This is starting to be either bait or retardation. I don't hate jews, I hate the faith. And saints are obviously far more aware of what Christianity is about than some academic atheist who has preconceived biases and who probably believes in the fucking dork ages myth
Trusting a non-believing academic over a believing academic about the history and dogmas of the faith is like asking someone who believes he's in the fucking Matrix about string theory.
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>>34333966
>Everyone needs a master to ascend
lul
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>>34333971
I would dip. I don't think I have it in me to hang out with a convicted pedophile.
I probably couldn't be friends with a 2d only lolicon guy either, honestly.
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I’m a failure retard
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>>34333975
they dont know it yet. someone privately doxxed him to me. I will not stoop to that level and start DMing everyone in the server like the women have been doing.
I suppose at best I could DM everyone I care about in that server just so we could stay in contact, because some people have DMs off unless you share a server
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my chest feels weird when I get horny this didn't use to happen before
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>>34333966
The young master is being a bit of a dork about this
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>>34333878
Oh, not a tweaker I don't think, he looked pretty normal and was wearing black gloves. I'm sure he'd done it many time before

>>34333964
No, at least not that I ever heard of. I had a basic description of him but fairly generic
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>>34333981
What did you fail at retardedly
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I kinda like /christ-toga/. A nice break from the usual gender war bs.
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>>34333979
My same thought
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>>34333980
what if i just blocked that person directly and only talked to other members, is that still the same thing as hanging out and supporting him?
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>>34333988
it's always just one post away
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Don't bite the foot that jobs you
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>>34333988
I’m just glad that no one has raged yet. I feel like you can never talk to someone about religion without the other person getting defensive and insulting
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>>34333993
gross
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>>34333976
Says that I am, in fact, not a divinely ordained minister of heavenly grace, despite meeting Jesus in a vision. I can appreciate your point and perspective, and you have very valid reasons to despise Christendom
Maybe I’m just afraid to shed it since it does represent one of the few lights of my early life
Must ponder and meditate on it
> I want to" is valid enough
Is it?
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>>34333991
Tough call.
I think it would almost be overkill to completely socially isolate the guy and just establish an Us Minus You server, but that might be what some of your friends expect of you.
That is probably what I would do myself, though. I would probably have a one on one talk with the guy before I dipped.
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why do you footfags find so arousing about wafflestompers (feet) anyway? is it the smell? the shape?
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>>34333988
don't worry, the schizos will show up in a few hours
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>>34333996
yeah it is, doesn't mean I won't challenge you on it tho
unless ofc you tell me to leave it be and that you don't want to talk about it anymore
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>>34333988
I usually just tune out, since these kids are unbearable.
Same goes when the poltards post.
I guess there also is a decent overlap.
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>>34333986
>I had a basic description of him but fairly generic
Did you not get a good look at him or was it one of those "male, short hair, wearing a white tank top and black shorts" deals.
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>>34333998
The shape. They look dainty and elegant and feminine.
>Wafflestompers
Hate that fucking word though.
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>>34333987
Being normal
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>>34333997
I meant stay in the server, but not talk to him directly, but thats not much better. There has already been a few split servers, but none have lasted.
I will have a talk with the dude tonight and let him know.
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>>34334004
Grippers.
Wafflestompers.
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>>34333972
Ye have a coffee, play vidya if you want, but don't force it
Ye part of me wants to play a game rn but I also don't have the energy lol (so just been making music), might just sleep in a bit desu
Tomorrow is a new day bro
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>>34334000
I remember this you, I’m glad she’s still alive
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I want to hold her close, look into her eyes, and tell her it's gonna be alright.
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>>34334006
You have GOT to be more specific
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>>34334011
Why do you want to lie to her? Do you hate her?
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>>34334004
>Hate that fucking word though.
good I started referring to feet as wafflestompers specifically to annoy footfags not you though you're ok so uh sorry about that
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>>34334016
Wafflestomping has a stinky connotation
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>>34334013
I’m gross I’m disgusting
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>>34334009
I don't have the brainpower for vidya right now which sucks because I do want to play something, hope the coffee helps a bit.
if not I guess I'll just doodle or something
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>>34334018
:|
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Turned on the lights, someone isn’t a fan that I woke her up.
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>>34334008
Do not
>>34334016
I'm not super deep into it but they have to be one of the most incessant and obnoxious. Along with pit and hair fags.
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>>34334019
Yeah doodling might be nice, chillax with that <3
Anyway just go with the flow
Hope you feel better soon anon X
Actually I might just read some manga then zzz
Gotta do my Brawlstars dailies tho lol
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>>34334020
Ugly
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>>34334014
I want to soothe her and make it better.
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>>34334023
Feetshitters deserve the noooose.
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I miss the days when "wafflestomper" just meant "work boot" and the internet hadn't ruined everything.
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>>34333993
lol
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>>34334010
every piece has it's role
good night
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I hate that I'm going to see everybody citing Professor Jiang for the next 5 years as an authority on anything. It's all so tiresome.
Why are men so stupid?
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>>34334026
Soothe what?
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>>34334025
Quit that
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>>34334033
Your permanently online orbiters are not men and barely human
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>>34334033
>Professor Jiang
Who dat
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>>34334003
I did get a pretty good look at him, but it was hard to recall much detail afterwards. I think maybe being in that kind of heightened state you don't retain much. He was taller than me, slender, white, darkish clothes although I couldn't tell you what he was wearing exactly, black toque, black leather gloves. I think he had a moustache. I have a vague memory of his face being bony but I'm not sure how accurate it is
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>>34334033
This is the only Chinese professor I follow https://youtube.com/shorts/fimAiPPJdwU
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>>34334038
Current Year political influencer
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>>34333900
F
No I liked living in my car more than this.
I live with an old lady with dementia it's like living with a much taller and more dextrous toddler. But someone needs to watch her or she'll give herself food poisoning and burn her house down and they pay me.
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>>34334041
Was expecting Auntology
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>>34334043
Lol, you're doing God's work
At least you're getting dat bag
>>34334042
>influencer
I already lost interest
The only thing these grifters influence, is the death of my few remaining brain cells
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>>34334034
Her aching heart. I want to dry her tears.
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Can you guys guess what plant this is?
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>>34334043
How does sleeping out of your car work btw? Like are there places you can actually park to sleep?
Maybe I should save to get my driver's license and a car, then if shit hits the fan here I can just become car homeless
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>>34334039
Do you think you could pick him out of a lineup if the cops asked?
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>>34334051
looks like oregano
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>>34334051
I don't know plants but my gut tells me sage
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if being sexy would be a crime, I would be in jail
for tax fraud
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>>34334052
Easier in some states than others.
I liked sleeping in national forests when possible but a 24 hour Walmart works in a pinch. And I had a hatchback I could fully lay down in. Don't try to do this in a Camry.
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>>34334017
yes, again that's on purpose
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>>34334059
>>34334060
Wrong
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>>34334051
Thyme
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>>34334023
>pit fags
ugh I miss when that wasn't as popular as it is today, it makes people like me look bad
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>>34334051
This >>34334065 is also my guess
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Women, when you masturbate do you prefer to use your hand or a toy?
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>>34334064
yeah then some sort of thyme
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>>34334024
thanks anon!
what manga are you reading btw?
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I have many regrets in my life, but never using twiiter is not one of them. GodDAMN I hate you people.
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>>34334070
hand, toys are weird af
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>>34334065
>>34334069
>>34334072
Correct. How did you know?
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>>34334075
It was fun for like two or three years, 2011 to 2013 imo
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*licks your foid drool*
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>>34334047
Whys her heart aching?
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>>34334070
hand
Buying a toy makes it feel like you're making a hobby out of it
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>>34334079
I've seen thyme before
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>>34334079
It looks like thyme
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>>34334083
>Buying a toy makes it feel like you're making a hobby out of it
M
That's what I would think. That's how I think of guys who own stuff like fleshlights and "prostate massagers"
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>>34334053
With so much time having passed, I definitely wouldn't trust myself to be able to do that accurately. Maybe I could have right after it happened, but even then I felt pretty fuzzy about it
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>>34334082
It yearns
It reaches out

Nobody takes her hand
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>>34334090
Dude, how tall is my GF
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>Someone once told me the grass was much greener.. oon the other SIIIIIDEEEE
I’m probably the only one on this board who can finish that statement without using the internet.
What image makes you feel this way? State gender: m
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>>34334093
She's a giraffe centaur
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>>34333988
>/christ-toga/
What is this? I’m always looking to ask religious advice.
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>>34334092
Pack it up bro, 4chan is not your diary for cryptic weird sentences.

>>34334095
Makes sense. I guess die trying to restore her honour.
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>>34334092
That’s her problem
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I JUST WANNA BREAK YOU DOWN SO BADLY
>WELL I TRIP OVER EVERYTHING YOU SAY
I JUST WANNA BREAK YOU DOWN SO BADLY
>IN THE WORST WAAAAAAAY
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>>34334090
>>34334095
So what does that make me
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>>34334086
If you ever had a prostate orgasm before you'd know why people make a hobby out of it. That shit is better than drugs.
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>>34334099
It’s not an actual thread. This thread turned into >/christ-toga/ because we started talking about religion
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>>34334103
Isn't it so weird that a few words can trigger an entire 20 year old music video to play in your brain?
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>>34334107
So I’ve heard, but dudes that use toys to reach that are a little gay. Like why are you using a phallic object to fuck your ass?
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I'm having somebody for dinner. She's not vegan and she eats like a pig (very active though so not fat).

What should I cook? I need a entree, main and desert.
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>>34334112
>Like why are you using a phallic object to fuck your ass?
Because I'm a little bit gay
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>>34334099
>What is this?
Sometimes people here talk about religion, usually Christianity. It's not a regular thing though. If you like 4chan, and want to discuss faith, I'd recommend going to kiwifarms. They have threads dedicated to this.
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>>34334101
Perhaps it is but it doesn't mean she can't be helped.
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>>34334111
Yeah for some reason that song especially takes me all the way back to going to a friend's place after middle school let out and turning on the music video channels.
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>>34334079
Random guess
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>>34334107
>dude you've got to get into shoving vibrating dildos up your ass it's such an enriching and rewarding hobby
no ty
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>Really like this girl
>Find out she has the same name as my mother
What do
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>>34334062
Lol thanks for the tips <3 glad you made it at least
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>>34334114
If she's active, then she's probably someone who pays attention to calories. Try to make something filling and healthy.
>>34334117
nta
>Going to Kiwifarms to talk religion
...Why?
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>>34334073
Np!
Rn Choujin X, Yoshi no Zuikara and JoJo lel
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>>34334051
M
Is it thyme?
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>>34334107
prostate orgasm is an unironic homogroomer psyop
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>>34334117
>If you like 4chan, and want to discuss faith, I'd recommend going to kiwifarms.
If you like Something Awful and want to talk about atheism, you should really check out Reddit
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>>34334114
You should probably ask her and pick something appropriate for your skill level.
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I spent the entire day watching Initial D clips instead of working again.
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>>34334120
I feel that I used to walk home from middle school just in time to catch the VH1 alternative top 20. I had a messenger bag that year that was a bad choice.
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>>34334123
You gotta call her “baby” or her middle name. She’s has to understand why

>>34334114
I don’t know how fancy you want to get with it. I like salmon a lot, I also have an unhealthy love for cheesecake.
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I've stuck a finger up my asshole and it just felt weird. Idk what you guys are cooming from up there you're all just homos.
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>>34334135
My skillset is basically everything, except weird Asian shit.
I already asked her and she said to surprise her.
But I want to do a good impression.

>>34334126
She plays in series D football (soccer). She's not dieting.
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>>34334070
Prefer toys but I usually use my hand because I can't be bothered with the pre and after cleanup and getting a towel and/or charging stuff
>>34334083
It is a hobby. My sex life is important to me, definitely more important than shit like digital art and cross stitching
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VH1 and MTV were both pretty great to grow up with. I remember liking the late night music video block on VH1 in particular
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>>34334133
If it was a psyop then willing bottoms wouldn't exist. It doesn't make sense to willingly take things in your ass unless it feels good.
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>>34334139
Hair is underrated. Like guys never talk about good hair.
Hair makes such a huge difference.
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>>34334150
Bottoms are being mind controlled by Space Jews obviously
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>>34334139
Unironically my hair looks kinda like this lol. Just get a curly haired girlfriend with a really long shag, that’s what you might be looking for.

>I love long haired women so much
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>>34334147
I get it as a hobby when you do it with a partner but personally I'd rather devote more time, money, and energy towards digital art and cross stitching than masturbating. Even when I'm single. I guess we're both just not going to "get" the other's side.
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>>34334118
What do you think could possibly help her
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>>34334123
>Find out she has the same name as my mother
I mean, I call my mom Mom, so what's the problem?
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>>34334138
Based
Next time to work and then binge the actual anime in the evening
You gotta step on the gas tonight....
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>>34333647
I can call the nonemergency line.
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>>34333920
>tfw have another meeting at the job centre in the morning
>tfw haven't applied to any jobs
how do I blag my way out of this one
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>>34334126
>...Why?
They have a not insignificant base of posters of different faiths, mostly Christian ime. Obviously there's a lot of shitposting but it's not bad otherwise.
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>>34334123
I dated a guy with the same name as my dad. You'll get over it as you build a stronger association with the name and that person rather than your mom.
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>>34334155
Pretty
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>>34334130
nice!
I'm currently reading the naruto manga, I've played the games and watched some of the anime but my god the pacing in the anime is soooooooo slow I have a lot of patience for slow stuff and even I lost patience, the manga is much more enjoyable. also reading AD police shuuen toshi. I want to read jojo's one of these days, heard part 1 is like fist of the north star but with vampires, I love fist of the north star and I love vampires so I will probably like it a lot ngl the artstyle is a bit offputting though
also got coffee and cookies and decided to play vidya!
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>>34334155
Shit looks unkempt as fuuuck
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>>34334155
Nice build femanon.
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>>34334117
Kiwifarms is to mock lolcows, not talk religion
I'm sure a lot of people there are faggots too
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>>34334177
>I'm sure a lot of people there are faggots too
*most
Or fat girls
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>>34333653
Pet em
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>>34334155
I love it. Prefect length and fullness.
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>>34334156
Well yeah, drawing 1 picture can take days as opposed to 1 orgasm and my first proper tablet was almost double the price of all my sex toys combined. But more time and money spent doesn't mean that drawing pictures is more important than my whole sexuality
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Which Celebrity are you embarrassed that you find attractive?
For me it was probably odessa azion in the hellraiser reboot specifically. Something about her trashy drug addict look.
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>>34334155
fuck that looks so good...
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>>34334180
>fat girls
fat troons, more like
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What would a blowjob from a heterosexual guy feel like as a man who wants this?
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>>34334183
I don't see masturbating as interacting with my sexuality is the difference I guess. It's like scratching an itch more than anything else. I'm not trying to argue with you or judge you or anything I just don't get it. It's not fun for me the way having sex with another person is.
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>>34334185
Lots of actresses that when I look them are are like 45 to 60 years old.
For a while I was crushing hard on Rhea Seehorn as Kim Wexler on Better Call Saul.
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>>34333677
Really depends on if it makes them a good partner or not. Some flavors are really nice, some make you an abusive retard.
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>>34334172
>reading the naruto manga
nicee, I never have but ik it's a classic
>my god the pacing in the anime is soooooooo slow
lmao yeah seems like it has a lot of filler desu
>reading AD police shuuen toshi
holy based
>I love fist of the north sta
a real classic lol. yeah jojo is def inspired somewhat
>got coffee and cookies and decided to play vidya!
epic, have fun <3
idk what to do with myself rn desu. might just watch some cartoons while finishing this cider bottle and then hit the hay
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>>34334151
I talk about hair a lot, its one of my favorite features on a woman and its something that absolutely makes or breaks a woman for me
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>>34334155
tfw no irish wolfhound gf
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>>34334155
U T A H
T
A
H
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>>34334177
>Kiwifarms is to mock lolcows, not talk religion
You can do both, you know?
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>>34333677
depends on the person and your other traits besides
I'm pretty sure I'm undiagnosed autistic (have adhd though) and just fly under the radar looking like a normie
people can still be attracted to you, however the autism/your other issues can be a spanner in the works and turn them off
so I'd focus on trying to iron out your social kinks and become more socially amicable and a better partner, so you don't shoot yourself in the foot
that is if you care about dating, personally I think it's just not worth it
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>>34334160
Something sweet and tender
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I’ve met 4channers in real life and they seemed to act very weird and awkwardly around me. Must have something to do with the fact that I’m a blackanon unironically.
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>>34334203
>I’ve met 4channers in real life
my first question is how and why
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>>34334203
Why are you unironically black instead of ironically black?
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>>34334175
Yup, I have layers and frizz. It doesn’t look as unkempt most of the time. I just don’t take a lot of photos of myself.

>>34334176
Thank you, I was leaving the gym in that pic actually lol

>>34334182
>>34334186
>>34334171
Thank y’all! Y’all are real ones.
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I've met other people irl and then learned they also used 4chan, but I've only met one person here first instead
and she was a cute girl! :O
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>live with a female roommate
>watching porn
>think my headphones are plugged in
>they aren't
>notch up the volume because I think they are but the track has shitty audio
I'm killing myself
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I really wish I didn’t look the way I look
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>>34334207
>how
/fit/ meetup thread
>why
I was bored
I met some cool people, but most were nerdy
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>>34334203
Real 4channers know that black weebs are the weebest weebs.
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>>34334212
I'm sure you look better than you feel
>>34334211
lol I've been there also. all you can do is laugh it off brev, it's awkward but not a big deal
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>>34334203
>>34334214
So ... did you fuck?
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>>34334215
It’s true. I know how to hide my power level and fit in with normies tho
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>>34334215
based lol
my biggest weeb friend IRL (known the guy for years since college, probably my best friend desu) is a tall black muscular dude
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>>34334218
Nah, though I’m still in contact with one of the girls that I met. I’d clap ngl
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>>34334210
Good job anon, way to go
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Gender
What does it feel to be cheated on?
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>>34334220
How do you feel about white people saying nigger irl?
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>>34334226
M
Not good. Soul-crushing, emasculating and infuriating.
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>>34334188
On a related note, I've always heard that gay guys give better blowjobs than women. That might be true in irl relationships, but I've tried to find the best gay blowjob porn and it still isn't as good as the best straight blowjob porn, so I've still never been convinced of this.
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>>34334210
I would rather kill myself, than meet anyone from this godforsaken website
I knew a stacy IRL though, who said that she used to post on 4chan. that's when I realised, this place is full of normies
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>>34334227
Hate it, though I don’t act shocked.
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>>34334230
lol, when did you start posting here?
>>34334225
Thank you thank you. Anon's future looks bright
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>>34334222
Where was this? Which city?
Where you implying that they were stupified that you were black?
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>>34334231
Reasonable.
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>>34334210
thats cap
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>>34334226
F
I was on a date with my then BF who had just come back from his hometown where he was taking care of his dad.

I was scrolling through the pictures he took and I saw a photo of him in bed asleep naked with a girl. The girl took the picture smiling at the camera. I guess my BF never saw it. I showed him the picture, paid my half of the tab and left. Never spoke to him again. Weirdly enough I think I just lost all respect and care of him in that moment. I don’t think I even cried
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>>34334233
>when did you start posting here?
on and off, about 14 years ago
regularly, about 7 years ago
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>>34334167
how often are those for you? you couldn't send like 5 apps at least?
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My fucking keys are missing off my ring someone took them off comepletely and left everything else I’m going to actually kill myself give me one good day. I dare you
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Women why don't you tell men how to be the men you want them to be when they desperately ask you to?
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>>34332934
i dont think you can reliably meet people based on kinks outside of websites like fetlife
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>>34334237
>saw a photo of him in bed asleep naked with a girl
>I showed him the picture, paid my half of the tab and left. Never spoke to him again
holy based
that cunt is for the streets
>>34334239
>how often are those for you?
like every couple of weeks
>you couldn't send like 5 apps at least?
I can in the morning I guess
I've just had a rough week
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>>34334234
Denver, Colorado.
And yes, some of them when they were acting normalish towards the other white people in the group
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>>34334237
Why did you choose a cheater as your bf?
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>>34334214
I feel like if I ever met up with someone from 4chan, I’d get kidnapped and murdered immediately.
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>>34334167
Me too lol
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>>34334240
rip, do you have any spare at least
I had to get a clone made of the spare key a couple weeks ago cause I lost mine again. only cost like £7
I hope you can get your keys back tho cuz
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>>34334236
It's actually fax
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>>34334243
Thank you! I genuinely had no want for an explanation or anything of the sort. The proof was right there lol.

>>34334245
Because clearly I am an idiot anon, can’t you tell?
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>>34334155
guys how do I get a gf like this?
as a guy who's not a model
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>>34334250
rip, I hope you succeed anon
they never ask me for any evidence though, they just seem disappointed which is almost worse lol
I was applying to a lot before though... just had a shit week and head's not been in the right space
hope you manage to find something though
desu, they should just cut my payments, that would force me off my ass to get a job
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~~day drunk~~
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Everyone should just cheat on their boyfriend or girlfriend once so getting cheated on doesn't feel bad. This would solve a lot of problems
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>>34334262
You need to be tossed into a really deep hole
>>
I think all humans are demons and should die.
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>>34334241
Because the reality is at odds with their moral framework. Telling men what they want that would make them attracted to them, would sound really bad if said openly, so they pretend the answer is a bunch of other stuff that isn't true.
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>>34334226
m
like being stabbed in the back in the worst way possible. opening yourself up fully to someone and having them betray that trust makes you second guess everything going forward. having good friends and family to talk to helps a lot.
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>>34334261
real
pls don't daydrink though, at least wait til the evening
daydrinkers are good for nothing degenerate bums
I should know because I was wasted by 3pm today
>>34334265
based and agreed
>>34334239
watching this episode of the Looney Tunes Show rn and maybe I am being immature holding a grudge against my roommates over a small thing that happened a week ago
.....nah, they're dead to me. I will pay my dues but I'm not their friends anymore
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>>34334265
You also need to get in the hole
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>>34334266
>would sound really bad if said openly
Oh come on what is it
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>>34334265
>I think all humans are demons and should die.
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>>34334270
>pls don't daydrink
I started at 3 pm. I am sloshed tho
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>>34334272
It's not anything new. 6/6/6, be a narcissistic compulsive liar, abuse and take advantage of people.
You already know all of this.
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>>34334258
I've been "searching" since October but in reality I haven't applied to a single thing
Last year someone straight up offered me a job in person and I said no. Still kicking myself over that
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>>34334264
This would solve a lot of problems actually... It's hard to get caught for the first time so it doesn't hurt your partner but now you have emotional defenses set-up for later so you get hurt less.
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>>34334261
I'm trying to drink away the part of the day that I cannot sleep away
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>>34334275
>I started at 3 pm.
I mean I'm not trying to excuse or encourage you, but starting drinking at 3pm is basically night drinking for me
>I am sloshed tho
lol, what you been drinking?
take it easy and don't do anything stupid
>>34334277
>since October
RIP
I was working in a shitty bar in October, I think I walked out in late Nov and then worked in a grocery store over Xmas
>someone straight up offered me a job in person and I said no
based
I mean not based
well you'll find something
okay how about we make a pact? in the morning let's both apply to at least 5 things. ik you can do it anon. what do you say?
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>>34334279
Too real.
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>>34334244
One of the most beautiful US states.
How's life there?
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>>34334253
are you sure she wasn’t male
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>>34334256
None of the men I’ve dated were exactly “attractive”, my most recent ex and I were homebodies that just liked each others company and played video games together. Honestly 10/10 relationship, only reason I’m not with him is because he died 3 years ago. RIP

But men really have to stop thinking they have to be models to get a decent looking girl.
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>>34334286
Entirely sure. I looked respectfully
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FLYING AWAY TOGETHER
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>>34334277
>someone straight up offered me a job in person and I said no. Still kicking myself over that
I know that feeling though. But other things will come along when you're in a better headspace, you just need to pick yourself back up and keep trying
reminds me of the hot tomboy from the bar job who wants me to ask her out. but I can't bc I'm a degenerate loser. someday, we will ascend and stop being such bums. I believe in you bro
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>>34334282
>what do you say?
Sure why not lol
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>>34334287
Very subtle bait. Nice.
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>>34334282
>lol, what you been drinking
Margaritas! But now it's time to kick it up a notch with vodka.
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>>34334287
>men really have to stop thinking they have to be models to get a decent looking girl
I did a bit of modelling years ago (easiest £25+/hr of my life kek) but the issue is my personality is terrible
I agree though, you need to be positive and just a nice person to be around, that counts for way more
>>34334292
let's do it then kek. I promise you I will apply to at least 5 jobs in the morning (in reality hopefully I'll spam apps to way more cause I'll take anything). if you can do at least 5 report back and I'll be proud of u. then you can kick back over the weekend. also pray for me my payments don't get cut bc this alcohol isn't going to buy itself
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>>34334288
damn bro you saw the neovagina?
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>>34334295
>Margaritas
ok that is pretty epic and sounds tasty
>kick it up a notch with vodka
lol just take it easy anon, don't overdo it...
you mixing it with anything at least??
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I still haven't watched or read Initial D but do like motorsports and eurobeat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qkt_HXUgXJ4
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>>34334300
you're missing out ngl. but yeah the aesthetics are peak. Itala 00s eurobeat ftw
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>>34334299
I'm mixing it with joie de vivre baby.
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>>34334210
=O
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>>34334241
We do and you ignore it repeatedly so we just assume you're retarded or don't actually want that answer.
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>>34334306
>joie de vivre
idk what that is but it sounds french and nice <3
I'm just drinking £1.89 2L cider bottle rn lol in true brokie fashion
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>>34334308
Aw, I missed it.
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sorry I only listen to real music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odkkf0Ic_Mo
watchu listening to rn
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>>34334193
>lmao yeah seems like it has a lot of filler desu
it's not just the filler the non filler episodes are so slow, stuff that could fit in one episode gets stretched out to three episodes!
>a real classic lol.
it's my favorite manga/anime of all time.
>epic, have fun <3
I had fun, I stopped playing though because I don't have a lot of energy today sadly.
if you're going to bed, hope you sleep well!
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>>34334311
I love how this motherfucker plays
It goes like blbllblblblbllblbl argh what a master
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>>34334311
Watop on youtube talking about elderly japanese people and resettlement after earthquakes
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>>34334287
my condolences
still you're way out of my league. im kind of chopped in the face department, but my body is great
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>>34334311
>watchu listening to rn
this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_sNUlrMy30
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>>34334296
I completely agree, being a good/stress free person to be around is key. But sometimes you just talk to bad women, who don’t continue conversation or ask any questions about you. Even if they are a 10/10 those relationships will be miserable, personality>looks

>>34334293
I was happy, everyone told me I could do better, but I was happy. For as simple as men are, they over complicate dating.

If a guy told me “Hey, you’re cute, do you play Halo?” I’d die ngl
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>>34334313
>stuff that could fit in one episode gets stretched out to three episodes
lol yeah ig you gotta be really committed to watch it xD
>stopped playing though because I don't have a lot of energy today sadlyy
aw least you played a bit
>if you're going to bed, hope you sleep well!
ngl I'll probably end up staying up til 3am or whatever (unless my roommates bug me then I'll pretend to sleep) but thanks anon, you too <3
>>34334315
that sounds pretty awesome and educational
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>>34334311
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQ9NkNCzZmQ
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You have exposed your bare feet.

Now, I am going to jizz on your toes.
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>>34334311
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7DzypBC9FI
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>>34334319
You have no idea what you're talking about. Shut the fuck up.
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>>34334318
holy based lol, I was listening to some bowie yesterday, good suff
>>34334319
>being a good/stress free person to be around is key
yeah absolutely
if you are a crazy stressful person that pushes ppl away
>Even if they are a 10/10 those relationships will be miserable, personality>looks
ya preach queen
>>34334321
based, when I DJ'd I played this one all the time lol
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>>34334323
ew he jerks off to wafflestompers
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If someone tries to talk to me and I can't smell any alcohol on their breath I immediately lose all respect for them
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>>34334324
>Doc Scott
holy based
I've sampled these drums so many times on hardcore/jungle tracks
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>>34334316
Thank you, he was a good dude, no enemies but himself unfortunately.

I’m sure you look good anon, dysmorphia is a bitch unfortunately. Do you work out ? Or just have good proportions?
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>>34334308
BV do you consider yourself pretty good at giving head? If you had to give advice for it what would you say?
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>>34334325
No. Anyways
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I didn't know the surveillance state had gotten this far.

But the police have arrested me for masturbating in the privacy of my own home.

They gave me a choice, go down to the police station, or go to inpatient services at a mental hospital for the criminally insane.

I am now in an insane asylum, for being a chronic masturbator.
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>>34334262
I wish I had a girlfriend who wanted to cheat on me
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>>34334328
>can't smell any alcohol on their breath I immediately lose all respect for them
you're actually terrible for that
alcoholics/junkies stay winning tho
>>34334324
the jungle is massive.....
https://voca.ro/19jTZaol25L1
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You were raised by a mother who put lube on her sons' penises and demanded that they fuck her. She would beat you and your brothers black and blue when you were not in the mood, or refused to have sex with her. You mother fucker.
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>>34334311
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ch-TDGW-zXs
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>>34334330
Nta but I am short ugly and frail. I think it's pretty over.
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>>34334311
https://youtu.be/0YF8vecQWYs?si=rISmOLPTD171tfIR
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>>34334337
not now anon, I already jerked off today
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>>34334343
And now I am going to jerk you off again. And I am going to fellate you.
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>>34334330
>Do you work out ? Or just have good proportions?
yeah I do, a lot. probably too much
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>>34334344
no! only my gf touches my penis
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>>34334340
Frail might be your biggest weakness, not the ugly and short part. A physically weak man is unattractive, that’s one of the top things a man is good for, strength.

I’d suggest to hit the gym anon.
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>>34334339
this is excellent
>>34334341
so fucking peak
I'm out of booze D: but on this rn https://youtu.be/v6DNqjCyA20
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Have you ever seen group masturbation take place on a plane flight?

I always thought there should be an airline where the expectation is every passenger strips naked and goons on and off for the entire plane flight, maybe masturbates themselves, maybe masturbates each other, and they can challenge each other to see if they can edge without cumming before the plane lands.
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>>34334351
Do you have any hobbies anon
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>>34334347
And God. If you are God-fearing and pious, you will allow The Lord to touch your penis. You will allow God to masturbate you. And you will allow Him to fellate you.
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Shout out to /drunk-toga/
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>>34334350
>this is excellent
glad you liked it. also holy fuck! I just watched bubblegum crisis for the first time last week!! I fucking loved the music.
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>>34334352
Crocheting, ballet, tai chi, and fucking ur mum.
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Well this got weird I guess we just have to wait until he's done huh
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>>34334354
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>>34334351
I don't want to rub one off next to some 60 year old dude fuck that! that's fucking gay
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>>34334349
I did try the gym before but it didn't really do anything for me. I think I'm just like that by nature. I'm willing to bet my bones and hands are smaller than yours
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>>34334361
Don't worry, we'll have a new president in 2029. Just remember to vote in the midterms.
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>>34334353
well I don't believe in god so fuck off with that.
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>>34334354
<3
rly I need to stop drinking and get a job, I'm broke af
>>34334363
this episode lool
>>34334358
>just watched bubblegum crisis for the first time last week
legend <3 yeah it is amazing
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>>34334364
I've done it before irl and I didn't care at all that it was gay. Group gooning and mutual gooning are a fun time regardless of your partner's sex, in my experience. Or even if they're very old or out of shape.

But that's not for everyone, obvi.
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>>34334366
Are we seriously going to have that retard JD Vance as our president for a while or like what's the deal
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I broke up with a girl roughly 6 months ago.
We were dating for a short while before she had to leave the country as her college course was finished.
Both upset about it but no bad feelings.
Text for a few weeks after before I just left it be.

Last week saw her repost something on TikTok about 'meeting a special person, 1 in a billion' etc.
Then the day after she had an Instagram close friends story up saying 'hey'. She's only done 1/2 close friend stories since I met her.
These amongst other social media posts over the past few months has me reading into it a bt.

Am I overthinking it?
Her birthday is next week, considering just sending her a birthday gif or something.
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>>34334285
It’s very chill compared to where I’m from in DC. I wish the food was better here tho
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>>34334370
nah it was only fun to goon when my gf was watching
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>>34334361
What
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>>34334354
I think I should start drinking, drunk people look so happy
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>>34334375
Fuck that, man, I'd rather be in DC than in like, fucking Plainville, Kansas.
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>>34334373
>Am I overthinking it?
yes bruh you both gotta just move on desu
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>>34334346
Based, strong men are so attractive. You should have nothing to worry about anon.

The gym is so based.
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I need a motherly gf to cuddle me and tell me everything is going to be ok
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>>34334378
I'm guessing you haven't been following the news. The American president is a fucking P.T. Barnum sideshow act. We've got to wait another few fucking years for anything like a return to normalcy.
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>>34334379
>I think I should start drinking
you shouldn't, it literally ruined my life, I unironically became homeless because of drink/drug addiction
>drunk people look so happy
maybe in the moment but the aftermath is terrible
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>>34334379
Not when they are Alcoholists. That is a disease.
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>>34334384
are you persian?
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Sigh
Another whore posting herself for (you)s
Here we fuckin go
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>>34334384
Amazon femanon
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>>34334354
been on the evil techno today also >:)
stay safe out there guys, take care of yourselves and stay winning
https://voca.ro/17M2MeVXBeuW
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>>34334396
nah she's actually attractive for once
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>>34334379
We aren't.
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>>34334384
is that your mom in the background?
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>>34334388
>>34334390
>>34334406
so how do I find happiness then?
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>One day you wake up, open your laptop, and look up 4chan to see what's happening there
>You type in the URL
>Instead of 4chan, you see an FBI "THIS WEBSITE HAS BEEN SEIZED" notice across the screen

How do you respond to this development?
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>>34334384
Without judgement, do you take anything besides regular over the counter (Anvar, peptides etc)?
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>>34334404
I never simp for the girls in atoga
im making an exception today
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>>34334354
I might drink this weekend
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>>34334407
It's her gf
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>>34334384
shave your armpits you pitslut!!!
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>>34334415
>Proceed to other chans or Twitter to see who fucked up.
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>>34334413
You have happiness in your pants. The happiness is a penis. You must massage your penis.
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Imagine being a simp
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>>34334416
anon she looks like a teenage boy who started going to the gym 6 months ago, there is absolutely no reason to believe she's on anything
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girls, do you watch porn? would you say most other girls you know do or do not watch porn?
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>>34334413
>how do I find happiness then
idk but it's certainly not at the bottom of a bottle
you need to look inward and move in a way that's peaceful and meaingful to you
it sounds hippie but I really recommend looking into enlightenment ideology, Eckhart Tolle's stuff is a good introduction. these spiritually zen people really seem the truly most content and happiest to me.
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>>34334420
Anon?? Who gives a damn about some minor armpit hair on femanons? It’s fine by me. Legs and cooch is a no go.
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>>34334427
>>34334416
Nah, a chick with arms lats and pecs like that is definitely on something, idc what she says. She also has a later of fat so she doesn't look super cut, that hides it
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>>34334365
That’s not a good thing anon
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>>34334435
I know? That was my point
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>>34334427
Ok dyel. Now I’m judgmental, not on her, on you.
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>>34334427
Jesus fuck I'm going to have to start dating teenagers, my 30 y/o moid has been lifting 5 days per week for over a decade and he's still a skinnyfat noodle arms uncle with a pot belly
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>>34334427
nta but I'm pretty sure that's not actually her lol, before she said "my hair looks kinda like this lol" posting a face-blocked-out pic of someone
y'all so quick to jump on the bandwagon lol
I mean if that is her then good for her but I don't think it is
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>>34334310
It's still back there
>>32025811
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>>34334432
I care!!! I'm okay with her having a bit of pubic hair though
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>>34334441
If I were a teenager, I'd love to fuck a slightly older woman in her late 20s or 30s. Wowza!
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>>34334155
I love this hair.
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>>34334430
I'll look into it. I just want to be happy :(
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>>34334439
if you think that looks like a roider then you're probably one of those people who fucks around on machines for 30 minutes 3 days a week and wonders why you're not improving
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>>34334441
Wtf is he lifting? Pillows?
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>>34334364
You don't want to. But you will.
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>>34334441
tell him to stop drinking and eating so much
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>>34334450
>just want to be happy
don't we all lol
but happiness isn't a constant state
I think peace and contentment is a better goal
alcohol or any kind of external drugs are never the answer though
you need to start first and foremost with accepting yourself, and reframing your perspective on existing in this world
I hope you find peace anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wd2CMXhU0s
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>>34334453
also i'm not saying she doesn't look good for a natty btw, just saying it's crazy to think she's on any enhancers
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>>34334454
He's lifting your fat, bouncy titty's.
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>>34334445
It's beleted
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>>34334446
But realistically, if hygiene is spot on and hair doesn’t grow outside her armpits I don’t get what the big deal is. I get disgusted if my gf leg hairs begin to grow over 5mm and I can feel them on my hyper masculine hairy legs.
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Anons. When did you first discover that your parents were pedophiles?
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>>34334391
No, she's Lesbianese.
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>>34334429
I would say that most girls I know watch porn, though not necessarily the same porn that guys are watching, at least on the extreme ends of the spectrum.
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>>34334464
...Not all of us are Islamists anon.
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>>34334470
I thought you had finally come out of the closet. But instead, it was Stalked Home Syndrome. You had been forced into homosexual practises against your will.
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>>34334432
>>34334463
Why are men so disgusted by leg hair? And specifically on women. You have hair growing there too and you don't remove it, how is that less disgusting?
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>>34334471
From a distance I thought that picture was the famous la lorna eating a child image.
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Moids, how much can you bench press?
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Women, how does it feel that every time you go on 4chan you are sexually harassed by male anons, even digitally molested via text posts by them?
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>>34334391
Worse, Mexican

>>34334396
Cope harder, playing RD2
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>>34334483
She will convert eventually. And when that day comes, you must convert as well.
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>>34334478
I do dumbbell bench and last time I did 3x10 with the 95s. Hoping to 3x11 or 3x12 next week.
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>>34334474
Both are my answers. I’m disgusted because they grow back at different lengths, are itchy and pointy, very pronounced and dark. My leg hair on the other hand are soft. I would trim mine if she’d ask, I don’t care.
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>>34334485
can a latina love a slav?
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>>34334485
What is your tvs colour balance?
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>>34334467
>she's Lesbianese
lmao based mean girls enjoyer
>>34334476
bro is crashing out again
>>34334479
hdym kek
>>34334478
idk I've never "bench pressed" anything kek
I could lift heavy crates in the warehouse tho
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>>34334494
nta but it appears to be set to either blue raspberry or cool ranch
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I have eaten the dried semen off your bed sheets.
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>>34334478
I dont know my max because I never do 1RPM
but its above 100kg at least because thats what I do for reps
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Women owe me praise for freeing a honeybee trapped in my house.
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>>34334482
I'm not as sensitive to spiritual harassment as men who weep uncontrollably from the violent virtual cucking and reject rape caused by my mere presence
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>>34334510
You are an American. That is why you are overweight.
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>>34334505
cool thanks
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>>34333925
>can't live with roommates again
iktf I'm nearly 30 also and it's terrible kek
just speedran a piss so I could avoid them kek
once they're asleep I can at least get the rose bottle I bought from kitchen and stay up drinking a bit more
these people are dead to me. I'll stay as amicable as possible in our interactions and keep buying things for the house and doing all the chores/errands but they're my enemies until I can eventually move out.
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the bad thoughts are coming back :(
someone get them out of my head please
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>>34334518
bad thoughts begone!!!!
tell those bad thoughts to fack offff
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You will never eat deep fat fried rice prepared in the style of a Neapolitan pizza.

That is because, you are no longer human. You are cursed and damned.
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>>34334464
Astrologically my father does have the pedo sign, but he's not quite a pedo thankfully
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>>34334526
>you are no longer human. You are cursed and damned
tell me something I don't know lol
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American men have fat feet.
That is why they can never wear Italian shoes.
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why are so few of the Puerto Ricans living in America ever deported back to their home country?
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>>34334535
I think it’s their entire body
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>>34334537
The only thing not fat about them, is their penises. Fat American men always have a tiny, smol little PeePee.
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>>34334464
Sorry that happened to you. My first pedophile was a guy on my street when I was 18.. not related.
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>>34334546
I have fond and nostalgic memories of my first pedophile.
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>>34334429
Yes. Yes. All my girlfriends watch porn
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>>34334354
I'm going to take a nap to avoid my roommates, but I'm glad that anon enjoyed bubblegum crisis
see you guys in a few hours
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>>34334550
Ok weirdo
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>>34334415
Move on, I’ll find something else
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>>34334415
I'd be sad, but I think I already got what I wanted from this website. I'd move on eventually
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I hope to one day bugger you in the bum.
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>>34334566
Come and shit on jeets >>>530563498
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>>34334478
I'd be surprised if I could bench 100
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>>34334494
My camera just picks it up real weird, does the same thing with my laptop weirdly enough.
>>34334432
If you don’t like bush you are weird, not liking armpit hair and leg hair is understandable.
>>34334497
Kek
>>34334510
Great job anon
>>34334427
I hate that men can just look at dumbbells and get my dream body. I’ve been going to the gym for 2 years, and I genuinely am built like a 15 year old boy
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>>34334572
kg?
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>>34334575
>If you don’t like bush you are weird, not liking armpit hair and leg hair is understandable.
this anon gets it
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>>34334576
Pounds
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>>34334588
Oh
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Either gender, do you like taking baths?
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Women, what stops you from living on a boat?

>>34334594
M
In theory I would, but I'm tall and 90% of bathtubs are too small to really be comfortable or worthwhile.
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>>34334594
F
Yes. I got to the bath house once a week
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>>34334596
The boat, and the water
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I get the ick if she tells me she got cheated on or that her ex was abusive. She is no longer gf material.
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>>34334601
Understandable. I also feel this.
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>>34334601
I get the ick if she talks about her ex at all within the first 2 dates.
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>>34334594
M
I can enjoy a bath if it has stuff like salts and aromas. Otherwise I feel like I'm sitting in my own filth.
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I'm too wasted for Paranoia Agent. Please rec some drunk anime.
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>>34334606
Sabagebu!
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>>34334601
As opposed to what? He was an amazing man and she got dumped and is now settling for you?
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>>34334610
People just break up with each other sometimes. I harbor no ill will for any of my exes and I was the one who broke up with at least half of them, and I would hope they don't think I'm just a bad person. Sometimes people just realize they're incompatible, that's probably the majority of the breakups.
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>>34332993
Hell if I know. I don't talk to guys.
I exclusively jerk off the rape hentai, my favourite are the ones where they're crying or obviously hating it. I also fantasized alot about kidnapping a girl in my basement and training her to be my wife.
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>>34334612
>People just break up with each other sometimes
No they fucking don't if they are both mentally stable and the relationship is going well. You really want a partner who "just breaks up" randomly?
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have you ever been possesed by demons?
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>>34334619
Why is atoga being so weird today?
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>>34334594
yes after i do leg day at the gym, a bath the day after feels nice on them.
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>>34334619
They are too afraid.
They thought about it, and decided they couldn't do any more harm than I was already doing, and they didn't want any part of it.
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What's so bad about sleeping after sex?
I don't mind cuddling but I get sleepy, and eventually I'll dooze off while she's yepping away about some shit that doesn't matter.
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I'm about to try and make a chocolate souffle. Wish me luck atoga
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>>34333023
This can't be great for me, but I feel great. This pain, it is the grandfather's love. The grandfather loves me, so, so much.
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>>34334594
Yes and no
I like sitting in the warm water for the most part but it feels heavy on my chest and the steam makes it hard to breathe after a while. And I don't like cleaning myself in it, especially my hair. I'll scrub in the bath but I always rinse off at the end with the shower.
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>>34334596
What is motivating me to live on a boat?
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>>34334634
freedom
boat cool
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>>34334638
>freedom
From what?
>boat cool
That's your personal opinion. My personal opinion is that I'm a shit swimmer and I'm afraid of water I can't see the bottom of.
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Atoga is weird today? What did I miss?
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>>34334384
>friend's face isn't cropped out
yeah that's not you but nice try
>>
Lesson 1 don't share anything with anyone
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is it weird that i don't remember huge chunks of my life in the past 6 years?
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>>34334478
Like 200lbs
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>>34334644
I figured she was far away enough
>that’s not you
I’ll take that as a compliment
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Baths are for girls. Grown ass men really waiting for the hot water to fill the tub to play with their rubber ducks in the bath.
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>>34334650
I want a rubber duck.
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>>34334645
Ok, I will lock my heart away.
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>>34334594
Female, long hot bubble baths are one of my most favourite things in the world
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>>34334650
damn right I will play with my rubber ducky when im simmering in a nice hot bath
unlike women, I dont have a hole oozing bodily fluids into the water. all my holes are sealed and waterproof
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Femanons, do you want a 6'5 muscular dreadhead thug to rip your panties off of you and violently fuck you?
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>>34334672
>open /atoga/
>cuckshit instantly
fucks sake bro get a grip
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am i the only one who hates retarde scifi movies and medieval fantasy shit
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>>34334672
No, why are you thinking about black cock
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Do women sexually harass men when they realise they're dreaming?
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>>34334619
No, have you ever met someone that was?
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Women, do you care about horoscopes?
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>>34334684
i think ive been possesed these Last few years
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>>34334685
No, not at all. I think your picrel was proven to be fake too but I can't quite remember
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>>34334690
whats your sign
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>>34334683
One time I was fake sleeping and my girlfriend kept whispering in my ear " I listen to my girlfriend and do what she says" over and over again.
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>>34332925
Ex-boss/coworker keeps asking me when I'm working at the site we used to work together at so she can come see me. But then doesn't ask to see me out of that context (sometimes we just hanging out after i finish work at one of the places nearby when she visits)

What should I make of this?
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>>34334619
They have possessed my penis.
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>>34334691
Scorpio
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>>34334634
>What is motivating me to live on a boat?

A steady daily diet of Miami Vice reruns on TV.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9TvMVEULXg
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>>34334685
No but allow me a moment to be delulu and check our signs
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>>34334460
Wtf
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https://voca.ro/1boJIkJqkJvj
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>>34334684
Yes, he had been raped through his anus and the semen in his body served as a vector for demons to seize his mind and make him autistic.
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>>34334700
>scorpio
Not two of me.
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I used to think the Faggot Police were only a myth.

But then I learned that in many of our parent's and grandparent's lifetimes, police departments would regularly inspect public toilets to arrest men who were looking to suck other men's dicks there.

Why, my own favorite public park toilet itself was the site of many such arrests for homosexual cruising as recently as the early 1990s!
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>>34334710
Two, three...who knows how many there may be
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>>34334717
Those rabbits will be killed and eaten by cats. They will be torn to shreds for a cat's dinner.
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>>34334717
I love them
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>>34334706
Close
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>>34334717
Dinner time ;3
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>>34334721
And who will eat the cats?

>>34334724
They are very sweet

>>34334727
Honestly I've never been able to bring myself to eat rabbit, even though I know it's illogical
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>>34334717
Who has raped these animals?
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i'm going to brazil next month!
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>>34334733
Have you ever smoked crack?
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How come Asian women sound like that when they have sex?
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Has this ever happened to you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RPDa4eSkHA
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>>34334733
Why
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>>34334733
You're not coming back. Brazil is almost as bad as america.
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Femanons, who is more appealing, a guy who can cook a fish or a guy who can catch, kill, gut and cook a fish?
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>>34334739
No anon, it has not happened to me.

Men the next time your gf gets her hair done should she keep her bangs?
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>>34334740
To get Brazilian waxed. Full pube shave, baby!
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>>34334744
It’s ok to just cook the fishy. May I touch it before it is cooked?
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>>34334748
That's something you could do ANYWHERE
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Why do dudes get so up in arms when other guys express sexual/aesthetic preferences in women that they don't like? Like with pubes, bangs, muscles, etc. I always see guys fighting over this shit.
>YOU'RE GAY IF YOU LIKE X
>NO YOU'RE GAY IF YOU DON'T
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>>34334750
For descaling and deboning, right? FOR DESCALING AND DEBONING, RIGHT?
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We need to evacuate you.

His penis has been compromised. Further contact with it could be dangerous.
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>>34334744
why ask this when the answer is obvious
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>>34334744
I’d prefer a hunting guy over a fishing guy. A man being a man is very attractive.
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Do you still keep "in touch" with the people you had sex with in prison?
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>>34334757
Sure…
>>34334758
What’s in the debriefing?
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>>34334759
I was baiting anons for follow-up question.
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>>34334628
I fucked them up.
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>>34334761
Hah
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>>34334771
Looks at least edible.
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>>34334771
not too bad desu, ok first try
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>>34334760
Guns are heavy regulated here and due to privacy I don’t like being in or on lists. Crossbows for hunting sound gay as fuck. Hm, bows might do it.
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Am I stupid for expecting my girlfriend to surprise me and bring me joy? She keeps starting arguments with me, sitting there being butthurt and expecting me to make her feel better even though I can't, blowing up over tiny things and complaining to me about everything. If I have an issue with her she has temper tantrums where she screams an swears at me. I keep trying to get her to apologise for these things but she never does without me prompting her and puts in the bare minimum of effort - as in when I try to discuss it she gives 1 word answers 1 minute after the question. She gets butthurt if I mention our problems around other people though. She says she cares about me but she never shows it. Why is she even with me and why doesn't she just leave?

I have been starting to resent her. I remember last year she forgot my birthday, she only got me something for Christmas late (a shirt) because she wanted to get the shirt too and match with me, and yesterday I asked her if she remembered my middle name and it turns out she forgot it. She likes to smoke weed and whenever she does she just sits there focussed entirely on herself and expects me to sit there with her.

I keep putting up with her because I keep waiting for her to surprise me with a display of thoughtfulness and effort that balances out all the bad things she did but it never comes. It genuinely demotivates me in other areas of my life. Am I retarded? Are all women like this and I'm not doing it right? Is the life partner stuff just bullshit and I should keep women at an arm's length?
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>>34334771
You fuckup. Is this how you handle your life too. Always fucking everything up.
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>>34334747
It probably would look good but desu the only female hairstyles I actively notice and appreciate are braids.
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>>34334779
Bows are cool, but it's kinda cruel hunting with them imho.
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>>34334782
>Why is she even with me and why doesn't she just leave?
She might need her for you to leave. Not even joking.
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>>34334785
Ofc. It’s as equal as cruel if animal suffers or runs away wounded.
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>>34334774
>>34334777
Thanks, anons. Yeah at least they taste okay. This was the second batch, the first one rose a lot more, but the tops were a bit crispy, these ones are soft, but not as poofy as they should be.

>>34334783
Yes, mostly.
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>>34334782
People don't change. Surprises happen but don't live to expect them. These are lessons you should learn early on.
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>>34334782
Have you told her how you feel? Stand for yourself anon. Assert yourself.
>>34334784
I think my hair is still too short to braid. Every time I try to do one on the side I fail miserably.
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>>34332925
https://vocaroo.com/14aK95W0dSFe
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Your toes will wiggle as your penis gets tickled.
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have you ever caught your parents or any other family member in the middle of a fucking session?
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>>34334797
Thank you for sharing but what is it?>>34334799
if I did it’s been blocked out of my memory.
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>>34334787
Why would she need me to leave? She's the one that approached me and made me feel bad for her in the first place
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>>34334797
Cool
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my wrist is 4.5cm wide.
Moids, is your dick thicker than that?
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Anons do you believe soulmates are real?
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>>34334806
No, my dick is only about 4cm in diameter.
No woman will ever love me.
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What's with the exponential growth of Anti-Indian racism on the internet over the past 3 or so years?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Lz9rYKiR0M
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>>34334806
My wrist is also that wide
>T. Moid
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>>34334802
Insecure women shit-test even subconsciously.
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>cahier job
>2 weeks in
>I lost a total of 6 dollars in change by accident in these 2 weeks.
>4 supervisors come to yell at me and tell me that they will be checking the cameras to make sure I'm not stealing
>get yelled at for not wearing uniform (they haven't given me mine yet).
>get telled at for going to the bathroom without letting my supervisor know (we walked literally right past each other as I was on my way to the toilet).
I had a polite and cheery demeanor, until I remembered that nobody at work is actually friendly, they are all stuck up faggots.
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it was summer 2021

and i was visiting some friends of My family in miami
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>>34334823
Did they play with your private parts and give you an unforgettable orgasm?
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>>34334823
they had a pretty nice house and i used to hang out with their youngest son who was 5 years younger than me
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Men, is it over? There's a guy at work I really like and want to ask me out, and I'm pretty sure he was going to do it, but our weirdo boss tried hitting on me, he saw it, and now he avoids me. Even when I try to talk to him he only talks about work and ends the conversation as soon as possible like he's embarrassed or something. I was only being nice because I had to, that dude is in his fifties and has a wife and kids our age I don't want anything to do with him.
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>>34334806
i have calculated my dick's diameter using the latest Cock Calculus, and it would seem my dick is about 3.6cm wide, so not quite, sad
>>34334809
yes i do :D
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>>34334831
Don't wait for him to ask you out. Ask HIM out.
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>>34334827
in the first week i thought he was pretty cool, we used to smoke weed, ride on bike and watch the heat game, i thought he was kinda retarded but I didnt got any weird vibes from him
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Femanons, what would you do if you were dating a guy and later found out he lied about not being a virgin to you?
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>>34334837
and the he started looking at me way too much and smiling and laughing way too much at me, wich i thought it was a little weird but i didnt make a big deal out of it
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I am the son and the heir of a shyness that is criminally vulgar
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Don't look too hard, but I think you fell asleep and woke up in Mexico.
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>>34334842
and one night, at around 2 am, i was laying in the couch in the living room by myself ready to go to sleep, and suddenly he came in and laid on the couch next with a look of wanting to have sex with me
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I can't stop cutting myself.
I feel like it's impossible for me to stop unless I get validation that I'm not ugly and won't endure a life alone.
M
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>>34334852
and me, horrified, said in an akward autistic way that i wasnt interested and got up really fast and went out to take a walk
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>>34334821
Im sorry they're jerks
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>>34334838
>>34334843
That’s ok my fren.
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>>34334848
Setting sun deals hands of gold
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>>34334843
SAME
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>>34334856
and after that it was really akward between me and the family and i never seen them or spoken to them ever since
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>>34334835
How when he literally won't even talk to me now?
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>>34334853
You’re not ugly anon.
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Men the cat has curled up and fallen asleep in your lap. Are you going to move the kitty or accept your fate?
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how do honeybees form their honeycomb cells into perfect hexagons without a stencil
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>>34334779
Crossbows are pretty gay, bow hunting is hot, plus that season starts before rifle season as well. You can get some pretty good deer before they start being all dodgy. Where I am you can hunt pigs and coyotes all year round.

Fishing is very cool, I just think hunting brings in more food and more resources.
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>>34334725
Yeah
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>>34334873
No, you let them rest for a minute. Then you move them. Give them a few pets as well. This is the correct way.
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>>34334876
They make circles that get squished into hexacombs
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>>34334788
>>34334785
This is why I just wait for rifle season.

>>34334809
No, I do think you can click with someone off the bat though.
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>>34334865
Okay, then give up. Just give up. Give up.
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>>34334813
the h1b visa / immigration thing has been a hot button topic in trump's 2nd term and indians in particular seem like they're being pushed by zionist interests in advancing a pax silica esque economic shift... it's not some crazy coincidence that vance's whole family is indian when you consider he was bankrolled by peter thiel and then personally selected for office by the israel lobby. there's some weird synergy between zionists and these kali yuga accelerationist technocrats when it comes to knocking down white identity and labor in america.
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Are women aware how much men want kids these days? I saw a article how young men want more children than women in my country which I dismissed as absurd but now I'm not so sure. There's a lot of this stuff kinda out there
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Women

Is it an ick if a guy is into retro games
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He finally went no contact. Tried to ghost me too. He even initiated the last time we hung out. Said he loved me when he left. I think it was mostly out of pity and for sex though. I have a feeling if I had fucked him earlier he wouldn't have stayed and slept here but I only broke and fucked him when he decided (was not invited) to sleep here and took his clothes off which I suspect was his plan there but he had to commit to the bit and stay. That motherfucker.

My question for men. This 100% means he found someone else to fuck right? Help I need to be angry or I'll be sad.
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>>34334893
Man barely want to propose. I keep seeing these videos of women dating men for 3+ years and no ring.

I would like 8-9 kids. I don’t think a man wants that many, but I would like a mini army.
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How do I stop being convinced that I'm not wanted before any real evidence of it is presented?
Like frequently I'll just stop speaking up in groups or in online group chats or engaging with particular people or even just posting shit on this gay site because I realise no one wants me there and doesn't give a fuck if I disappear. There's not really anything I can point to justify it. I just become convinced of it.
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i just feel a wird energy tonight i don't know what it is
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>>34334896
>This 100% means he found someone else to fuck right?
Most likely.

Chads like that usually have at least a few women they keep in rotation. The minute they get a bit too needy they get the can. Its the circle of Chad.
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FOIDS
If some girls I worked with compared me to human shrek and they were giggling amongst themselves about it, they were blatantly insulting me, right?
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>>34334899
>How do I stop being convinced that I'm not wanted before any real evidence of it is presented?

Lmao I love post like these. It's so funny to watch anon have the answer staring at them in the face and they can't see it.
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>>34334901
Say all the words and feelings that come to your mind when you focus on it. Don't worry about continuity just give me a vibe
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>>34334893
Who the fuck wants children nowadays? Your son will be a fag and your daughter will be a whore, you will most likely get divorce raped and not be allowed to see them anyways.
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>>34334864
well all's well that ends well i guess anon, probably for the best they aren't in your life :\
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>>34334897
To be honest getting married is kinda fucked up anon
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>>34334897
Man that sounds like the dream. I wish a girl would give birth to 10 of my kids. The only catch is that it might take me a while before I make enough money for that.
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>>34334873
my cat and i would compromise by him letting me scoop him up how he was sleeping and place him on my spot, and then i could scoop him up and put him back in my loop. my nigga was L A Z Y
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>>34334896
Here's your award
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>>34334909
>Who the fuck wants children nowadays?
Pedophiles
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>>34334896
anon, it is okay to be both angry and sad simultaneously!
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>>34334901
I can feel it coming in the air tonight. Oh lawd.
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>>34334873
I accept my fate.
I had 4 cats when i lived with my parents so I'm used to it. They usually get bored after an hour or so anyways.
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>>34334902
He's not even Chad he's just cute and bpd
I just feel dumb because I clocked this outcome 2 weeks in and I let him convince me not to take a huge step back or bail like I actively let myself get lovebombed by an idiot who didn't even realize he was doing it and I got too invested KNOWING he was going to change his mind and ditch me but pretending everything was going to work out fine if I was just patient and attentive enough and got my shit together. Lasted almost a year but realistically more like 9 months without significant issues.
>>34334918
Please staple this to my face so I remember the lesson this time
>>34334923
But I don't want to drink?
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Men, are you ready for the fresh supply of 18-24 year old women entering atoga to e-date once summer comes?
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>>34334893
Purrhaps. We’ll have to go through a trial period before kittens because I have meds that might cause defects.
>>34334895
No. The kids will be raised on the classics and then shut off from social media.
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>>34334914
That’s something I understand though, men are on a financial clock and women are on a biological one.

>>34334919
If the first thing that comes to your mind is pedophila when children are mentioned, you should look within anon.
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should I go to this punk bar in my city with lots of milfs and try to hook up with a milf?
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>>34334904
No they like human shrek human shrek is weirdly hot
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>>34334928
How long were you with him
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>>34334929
They do that?
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>>34334933
Yes.
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>>34334927
I’ll take one please
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>>34334928
>But I don't want to drink?
then don't :P
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>>34334936
It says in the longer chunk in that post
Almost a year and I am stupid
>>34334941
I see what you're doing here and I appreciate the effort but I'm too mad at myself to get caught up in this. Thanks for trying though.
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>>34334928
>bpd
Come on now anon. You have to know that was going to bite you in the ass.

>I just feel dumb
Actually, I take it back. Don't feel dumb. I did similar shit with my ex. The love and attention made me also lose common sense.

>Lasted almost a year but realistically more like 9 months without significant issues.

About the same amount of time with mine as well.

Listen I think this is probably a good thing. Even if you can't see it right now. I know now after a year later that it was for the best she broke up with me. It wasn't healthy
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>>34334935
Oh shit! That changes everything then
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>>34334946
Anons mood just changed drastically
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test
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>>34334949
Yeah I was depressed and gloomy since then and now I think there's at least a chance they weren't directly calling me ugly to my face, so that's a huge upgrade and a W I think.
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>he's not chad he's cute
Lol wut
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>>34334951
Did I pass?
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>>34334938
Yes
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>>34334945
I know it wasn't good for either of us I think I'm insulted/hurt because I was willing to try and do something about it where his plan was only ever just quit. And he said some kind of hurtful shit that he did take back and he's admitted to saying shit calculated to hurt people's feelings that he doesn't mean when he's mad but I can't get a few things out that I feel like he actually meant. The charitable conclusion is to assume he's also and idiot and deluded himself because the other explanation is that the head was so good he put up with me being embarrassing up until the point he considered having to live with me.

I wish I'd never met him he fucked up my suicide plan I'd had for last spring, out here playing captain save a ho when he's the ho he needs to be helping like wtf.

I'm sorry you also learned your lesson the hard way instead of listening to the advice to never date someone with bpd.
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>>34334907
why
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Femanons who go to the gym, what is your favorite exercise to do. Please say squats.
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>>34334944
oh anon. feel however you need to feel, that's all i'm saying. you know, what's done is done, it's easy to look back and think it was all so predictable, but if you're honest with yourself, you had a real hope that felt worth pursuing and, in your defense, you were right for like 9 months.

the only reason you know the judgment is bad is because you are here NOW, motivated to look for answers as to why you let yourself hope, when the answer was simply that it seemed reasonable for 9 months
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>>34334964
Dumbbell chest press, maybe because I lift semi heavy doing them. I also like lateral raises because they make me feel alive.
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Tfw when you have no bf to read bad fanfic and/or romance excerpts with.
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>>34334963
So I can know what you're feeling
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>>34334964
Rowing machine and elliptical. I hate sitting in squats and horse stance but I know I have to.
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>>34334967
What if he wrote you little romance excerpts
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>>34334967
I have no gf to read out loud dialogue from plays with me, and it's a sad feeling.
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>>34334965
I was right for 2 weeks
That first feeling to call it or seriously pump the brakes was the only right one I had

It really wasn't reasonable I was making excuses for things that really weren't acceptable behavior or treatment of me because I could understand the emotional motivation behind them and thought I could depend on getting the same treatment in return for much less egregious offenses.
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>>34334967
I’ll read bad fanfics with you
>>34334970
Elliptical is goated
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>>34334962
>never date someone with bpd
Yeah unfortunately, I only got to find that one out after we broke up.

But also I want to be clear. I enjoyed the relationship. I wouldn't go back and not have dated them. They taught me a lot about myself as a potential partner. I figured out things that were my boundaries. I personally started to work on my own Emotional Intellegence.

All that to say. Don't beat yourself up. Give yourself some grace. Also, you deserve to be loved. Be grateful he fucked up your suicide. You don't need to die.
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>>34334972
>>34334973
I’ll think about it. For meow I will listen to this classic.
https://youtu.be/SDCqgHLX8Ys?si=DGYCb-Em2RD2CAsO
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>>34334967
>read bad fanfic and/or romance excerpts

You and half of booktalk anon
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>>34334978
Good idea, it's almost time to sleep.

By the way, I started the octopus book and I'm having fun with it so far.
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>>34334905
But people hide that sort of thing all the time. Social rejection is almost never a blatant action, it's usually simmering loathing and subtle avoidance. No one makes blatant declarations these days.
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>>34334977
Well good for you. That sounds more sarcastic than I mean it.
It wasn't worth it for me.
I wasted a lot of money, diverted attention from a goal and an elderly pet over him. What I deserve doesn't really mean anything. And respectfully, fuck off nobody "needs" to die and I'm resentful that I now have to wait long enough for him not to think it's because of him to do it.
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>>34334979
But I have no TikTok. Don’t lump me in with them.
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Maleanons, what is the worst thing a woman could say to you?
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Imagine having a liberal mom. My mom was far from perfect but thank god she wasn't a liberal. I'd probably be a tranny right now if she was.
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>>34334982
Anon I'm so sorry you can't see it. When you do see it we won't judge. I mean we might a lil. But its apart of growing up to learn this stuff.
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>>34334974
that's what humans do, though. you're being angry at a fish for swimming. were you trying to save him?
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>>34334985
> I've never loved you.

Like a dagger that won't stop stabbing the heart.
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>>34334986
My parents were from Eastern Europe and nowhere near liberals and both of my brothers trooned out
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I’m thinking about holding hands
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>>34334999
Why aren't you doing that
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>>34334985
>you're cute anon
I'm NOT cute I'm very manly
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>>34334990
Yeah hence the whole wanting to kill myself thing
I do not like this game
I was trying to be patient and enjoy spending time with him as he was while he worked on his shit and I worked on mine but he blamed me as a barrier to working on himself (which I think he's since realized was not true if anything he's less productive without me there to help wake him up and save him time by making food and whatnot) and got hypocritically angry with me when my getting my shit together wasn't going as quickly as I wanted it to or he expected it to. Which is another thing I predicted would happen. I had fucking warned him he caught me at a good time and I'd been a neet before the job I was doing when he met me and my licence was expired. That I was going to build things back up one at a time at first for fear of freaking out under the pressure and getting myself sent to inpatient but he has no patience for himself why would he have any for me. And now I just don't have any fucking motivation to do anything at all.
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>>34335000
Hands too far >:(
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>>34334983
Good luck with yourself destructive path. Hopefully you don't take it to its natural conclusion

>respectfully, fuck off nobody "needs" to die

Wild ass take. Some people most certainly do "need" to die.
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imagine comimg home after a long day and your beautiful girlfriend is waiting for you in bed and you look into her eyes with tenderness, kiss her and you snuggle up with her to have a peaceful sleep
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>>34335001
I’m sure you are anon
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>>34335003
Bring em closer
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Women, what percentage of men are you sexually attracted to? Men, what percentage of women are you sexually attracted to? M 85%
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>>34334985
'Im not a virgin'
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>>34335005
Without washing my hands or changing my clothes?
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>>34335007
I’m trying to but am impatient. They will be closer before the fall but that suuuucks
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>>34334985
Nothing, any female attention is good attention. The worse thing would be for her to ignore me.
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>>34335011
>They will be closer before the fall
What do you mean
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>>34335016
Before autumn, at the end of summer
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>>34334893
>>34334897
Hint:
Nobody wants marry with the town's bike.
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>>34335019
I mean what's the circumstance
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People are humble bragging about BPD girlfriends and boyfriends again, I hate it, I never got to date a BPD girl
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>>34335022
I’m moving
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>>34334896
No Virgin are for pump and dump only, theyvare not for anything serious, know your place.
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>>34335027

>Best time of your life and the worst time of your life. In one neat package.

Love them BPD chicks tho. Give you highs you'd only dream about with a normie.
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>>34335028
For someone?
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>>34335032
Nah, for myself. I’ve wanted to move for years
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>>34334806
My girth is 6"/15cm so my wide is 5cm.
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>>34335034
How long have you been planning this particular one
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>>34334806
no, it's like 4.2cm. and desu i don't care about size since my height and face makes up for it.
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>>34335039
About four months or so.
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>>34334782
>drug addict no virgin woman with a lot features of Narcissistic Personality Disorder

Men only want 3 things from her gf/wife:
1. Respect
2. Loyalty
3. Peace
>Am I stupid for expecting my girlfriend to surprise me and bring me joy?
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>>34334384
Oh my god she is so attractive
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>>34335047
Where you headed
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>>34335027
>People are humble bragging about BPD girlfriends and boyfriends again, I hate it, I never got to date a BPD girl
They're exaggerating and are "toxic" themselves. Most guys and gals dislike/hate them for their own personal reasons.
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>>34335050
I’ll keep that to myself.
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>>34335049
Kek basedgoy
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>>34335029
Those rules don't apply when the man's body count is in the 30s
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>>34335043
tiny
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>>34335055
Virgin men get pumped and dumped all the time
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>>34334155
A shame you already threw away into the trash bin your value of woman for literally nothing so you are for pump and dump only now
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Caring about other people is such bullshit why are we built to want that
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>>34335002
so you're hurt, now lacking purpose, and you wonder why you're here, and all you can see now are all the mistakes you made. i think it would be useful to consider the counterfactual version of you: the one that saw potential in getting better, and him getting better, and some sort of future together, but decided to ignore all that because of doubt. is that really the sort of person you want to be? pessimized and hopeless, even in the face of love from others?

here's the simple truth, and i speak as someone very analogous to you in situation and attitude: you both were/are sick, that's it and that's all. it doesn't NEED to be anything more than that, and you can go ahead and blame yourself for being sick, but that's not really making you better, is it?
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>>34335006
I sense some sarcasm in this post
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>>34335064
I don't know, I keep doing it and it burns me every time
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>>34335065
>is that really the sort of person you want to be? pessimized and hopeless, even in the face of love from others?
Yes. I see it as pragmatism. You're looking at it the wrong way.
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>>34335064
You could just not care about people, that's what I do. Like I literally don't even love my family.
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https://youtu.be/FHviwdECNjU?si=4PkVwPXduxO6J31i
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>>34335070
I'm working on it. I get a little lonely after 6 weeks and was really weird after not hanging out with anyone but family members for 5 years but that's better than this. I need to figure out some work from home scheme so I don't have to pretend to tolerate others any more. I have no desire to be an asshole but I'm so done. I love my family but I don't think I like them very much and I definitely don't trust them.
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>>34334860
They want me to wear my head in a ponytail and expose my massive forehead. It looks fucking retarded. That's the worst part.
I'm thinking I will fix the other shit and ignore this one until the next time they bring it up. Fuck em.
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I want to feel a penis throbbing down my throat
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>>34335076
Moid hands?
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>>34333550
>Worst enemy of a woman is another woman

The water is wet
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>>34335076
Gayest shit I've ever read bro
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>>34335076
So you're inviting me over?
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Imma be real, chat. Daddy's depressed af. And he is thinking of blowing his brains out.
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>>34335081
Cannot think of anything gayer than a man calling himself "daddy"
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>>34335069
uh huh, the same "pragmatism" that had you plotting suicide, right?
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>>34335081
Don't do that to your wife and kids man, they love you
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>>34335082
>Cannot think of anything gayer than a man calling himself "daddy"
I can, (You)
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>>34335081
Yeah but have you thought about beating your wife some more? That usually helps with the depression
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>>34335086
>>34335084
If I had a wife I wouldn't be depressed, you faggots.
Daddy's lonely as fuck, and with his balls backed up.
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Steak and Blowjob day is coming up. Femanons, what cut of steak do you plan on getting your special man?
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>>34335081
>blowing his brains out
Me first please?
>>34335083
Yup
Been thinking this shit is stupid for like 20 years. Tried once and haven't again because I've been told I'm not supposed to but it's idiot logic what's keeping people alive is just fomo and fear of pain.
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>>34335088
I like my steak like I like my blowjobs. Slightly raw and little bloody.
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>>34335087
Thats what the fucking whores are for you retard. You pick them up and you fuck them. Now go be a real man and pony up the cash you lil dumb fuck.
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>>34333510
Im asking if you still being a virgin
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>>34335091
hot
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>>34334893
Yeah, to rape and eat you fucking lizards. Die.
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what do you think of the jeffrey Epstein case?
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>>34335043
But women do care anon
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>>34335096
>. t the single mother that eats using paper plates
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>>34335101
.t lizard
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>>34335053
Who cares when everyone is trying to fuck you?
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>>34335099
If I answer your question i will be banned for antisemitism.
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>>34335105
Goys mad.
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>>34335107
Moid hands
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>>34335107
Bigly. The average gentile will be an anti-Zionist by the mid 2030s
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>>34334809
Made, not found
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>>34335108
Yes. But you're still mad.
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>>34335089
so your instincts are only valid and pragmatic if they harm you, but when it leads to good things (and there WERE good moments in the relationship, no doubt), it's idiot logic. but you know, your impulses that got you where you are is coming from the same sources that drove you to suicide in the first place, the two are one and the same. so why is it pragmatism some of the time, and not pragmatic the other times? i don't buy your fatalistic bullshit for a minute. your real problem in this very moment is that you're trying hard to pretend that an impossible to solve problem was a personal failure.
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Women, can you usually tell from someone's writing style alone whether they're actually a woman or just pretending to be one?
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>>34335109
>the average goy will be mad by 2030
Oh no! Big uptick on antisemitism on the past 2,000 years. What will we do!?
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women
rate Jeffrey Epstein on looks
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>>34335096
>t.
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>>34335113
Your mistake is thinking the good moments are worth the bad moments that intermingled with them. Which I disagree with. The personal failure was not accepting it was an impossible to solve problem when I first discovered that fact. It's like you're not even listening you're just triggered by the word suicide. Idk what your deal is but you should make your own post about it and quit trying to convince strangers who didn't ask for your input not to die. It'd be more productive.
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>>34335099
M
I think it's easily one of the biggest political scandals in American history.
It implicates the international intelligence community and the last several decades of American and Israeli government employees and officials.
I didn't think I was going to see any more developments on this scandal after he "died" if I'm being honest. I didn't expect the general public to both learn about Epstein and wake up to Israeli influence in American government back to back; feels like I have whiplash.
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Either gender, do you believe in the holocaust(1941-1944)?
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>>34335115
Get spitroasted by Iran and Turkey, apparently. lol
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>>34335114
I'm not sure what my actual success rate is but I feel like I can tell a lot of the time.
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Women, are you into fanfiction?
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>>34335120
M
I do, but I think that Zionism makes a joke out of the holocaust.
I think that even though it was a genocide and a humanitarian crisis that there's a lot of sensationalism surrounding the holocaust, and I find that Zionists tend to make light of it whenever they bring it up.
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>>34335115
Nowhere left to run. A big global spotlight on all your actions.
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Lol Khamzat is going to destroy Sean just like his daddy
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>>34335099
M
He's a piece of shit. Narratives are shifting. It seems Trump wasn't as implicated. Accusations of blackmail in favor of Mossad or Israel are nonsense, he actively worked against Netanyahu, and Maxwell's father was killed for betraying the Mossad, why would you hire the child of a traitor and entrust them with the most sensitive operation?
Those who are implicated seem to be sex pests and should go to jail for it, hopefully castrated. But the other accusations are mostly bullshit.
Crazy to see how much shit Epstein knew, from bitcoin to /pol/ to trannies.
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>>34335099
Almost everyone in America more important than the mayor of my town deserves the rope
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>>34335129
Didn't have "anywhere to run" for a out 2000 years already. Lol.
>>34335123
Not even close.
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>>34335131
>Accusations of blackmail in favor of Mossad or Israel are nonsense,
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do you think Osama Bin Laden was really responsible for 9/11?
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>>34335136
Not solely responsible. What's with the 20 questions bro am I going to the gulag or something
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>>34335134
They are. It makes no sense if you looked into it. He actively worked against Netanyahu and funded mostly democrat politicians.
Ofc, you would rather believe the conspiracy, because it easier and more interesting. But you will seethe in vain, for its a delusion.
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Fox news says 90% of missiles from Iran and their capability to send new missiles have destroyed

Twitter clips show missiles raining on Israel like its oy vey anudda Shoah

Who to believe ...
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>>34335118
I'm the OG anon that got replied about your suicide. I stopped replying a while ago. idk who that other anon is.

I realized after your posts that you were just venting. Also, that it isn't my place to try and save someone else. So I wanted to apologize. Not for saying what I said but for not listening to you.

Have a good night anon, peace
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>>34335114
>anon thinks actual women post here
ngmi
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>>34335131
Hes literally been found chilling in Israel dude lmao

Blood libel
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>>34335138
>and funded mostly democrat politicians.
So does AIPAC. How did he "actively work against Netanyahu"
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>>34335141
>Twitter clips show missiles raining on Israel like its oy vey anudda Shoah
AI clips*
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>>34335146
And the footage was reversed and the cameraman was a Saracen
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>>34335146
Oh its AI... Explains....everything
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>trained legs yesterday
>Felt fine
>Today wake up with mad cough and legs are turned into minced meat because i had long break from leg training

Just kill me
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>>34335145
>How did he "actively work against Netanyahu"
He worked alongside his biggest opponent to fuck over his PM run. They (Epstein and Barack) had a plan to change Israel's demographics in favor for whiter jews and limit the presence of brown jews.
They often met.
Netanyahu, in 2019, had already called out this relationship and pointed out that Epstein was pedophile and his relationships with Ehud Barack publicly.
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First dentist visit is over...
As expected, several cavities, so I'll be coming back a few times, but they washed my teeth and patched up the one that fell out.
Not a pleasant experience, but I've had worse, all in all, I see an upward trajectory.
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>>34335133
>Didn't have "anywhere to run" for a out 2000 years already. Lol.
Yeah, ya did. Always a new unwitting king to take you in. Not anymore, now everybody globally is being made aware. The rat has been cornered.
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>>34335151
Netanyahu is the savior of Mizrahi Jews in Israel and never, ever benefited from Epstein's activities just because he worked with Ehud Barak?
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>>34334989
Uh what
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no one wants to be my friend
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>>34335104
?? That's news to me
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why did they killed Muamar Gaddafi?
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>>34335160
He looked too cool in sunglasses to be allowed to live
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Women are you into men who jerk off to erotica?
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>>34335154
Nope. Also no need to run.
Right before that, it was called the Jewish golden age in iberia, btw.
And they Spanish Golden age was mostly because of the discovery of the americas.
>>34335155
Wow, that couldn't be more bad faith lmao
No. It just shows that Epstein actively worked in opposition to Netanyahu and that their politics were on opposite ends. Epstein wasn't even a citizen of Israel and stated in the emails to heavily dislike the place.
All of this heavily suggests that they weren't working together. They shared no goals. Not even the maintenance of Israeli society as it is atm.
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>>34335118
good moments and bad moments aren't opposite units. the arrogance you have now in your feelings is the very same arrogance that led you down the path in the first place. you want to rot in your fatalistic nonsense then have at it, but at least be honest while you do it, it is the least you owe to those that are harmed by your behavior, yourself included.
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>>34335162
It’s an improvement from porn I guess
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>>34335157
I do
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>>34335162
NO! I am not into weak minded men
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>>34334985
If my mom said I was a mistake or something like that. Anything else I could deal with but I love my mom and if I ever disappointed her that much it'd make me sad.
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>>34335152
And the whole the thing cost like only 5 bucks, I love healthcare
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>>34335117
My name is indigo montoya
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>>34335163
>Wow, that couldn't be more bad faith lmao
It was the substance of what you had to say.
I am not convinced. I am not so easily deluded as to see Netanyahu as existing entirely independent of the Israeli state, and the word from my own country's investigation into the matters is that Epstein allegedly worked for Mossad and trained as a spy under Barak, for the Israeli state.

I have to seriously question why any Israeli or American patriots would feel a need to leap to this man or Netanyahu's defense.
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>>34335167
How is it weak minded to use your imagination?
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>>34335053
Who are you thinking about holding hands with?
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>>34333030
it literally did but aight. that actual lizard person had it coming
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Women, what is the biggest problem in your life right now?
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>>34335176
A woman
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>>34335166
Really? Where are you from?
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Either gender, what's the most embarrassing thing you ever did to get someone of the opposite gender's attention? How'd it work out?
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>>34335180
M
My life is worth less than the effort it would take to save it so I don't.
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>>34335182
Booooorn in the USA I was
Booooorn in the USA
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>>34335162
I suppose. It's not visual porn so it takes a bit more processing power to digest.
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>>34335172
>I am not so easily deluded as to see Netanyahu as existing entirely independent of the Israeli state
This is extremely dependent on the next part of your post.
>and the word from my own country's investigation into the matters is that Epstein allegedly worked for Mossad and trained as a spy under Barak, for the Israeli state.
This isn't true. The only "allegations" that he worked for the Mossad are from anonymous tippers. The investigations carried out by the FBI at the time of the allegations said that there was no auch connection.
You seem reasonable though. I am open to believing Barack could have done some weird shit, most politicians suck. No proof yet though, and the fact that Netanyahu called out their relationship and emphasized that Epstein was a pedo suggests that they weren't working together at all.
Epstein's alleged connection to the Mossad via Maxwell's father is also flimsy, as that guy was allegedly killed for trying to blackmail the mossad.
Also, the whole thing is rather nonsense. The Mossad ran a 10 year opperarion on Hezbolla's pager manufacturers, skme of the most paranoid people in the world didn't see it coming. And you're saying that this very same intelligence service highered the daughter of a known traitor and an ALRRADY CONVICTED sex offender who hated Israel to run the most sensitive blackmail operation on high value targets, all for less than 0.1% of the US tax revenue? Lol.
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>>34335163
>And they Spanish Golden age was mostly because of the discovery of the americas.
Maybe because before reconquista Spain didn't exist, it was just separate kingdoms
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>>34335183
There was this guy I was into and we were both single at the time, but I didn’t really want to date him because he was a friend of my ex.

But he worked at the doggy daycare place, it has cameras where owners can watch their dogs. So I would be at work (a desk job) and on one screen I would watch him at work playing with dogs and on the other screen I would do my work. If any of my coworkers questioned me I would just say that I watched dogs to make me happy.

The guy never found out and I also never told him. Me and him are still friends and he has a girlfriend now.
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>>34335183
M
Nothing major, I guess just being up front and spilling my guts out to a girl who was giving me the run around to get a straight answer. She said no but I was finally able to move on.
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is a guy that 'can work on cars out of necessity' really unattractive? ive casually mentioned this to a couple of girls and they both gave sort of an "ew" response.
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>>34335183
M. Kinda hard to remember, most of the women I fooled around with pursued me first. I guess pretending to like some kpop when I absolutely hate the genre.
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Do women really have hair around their buttholes?
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>>34335193
this IS creepy, but it's really cute at the same time, i mean truly endearing
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>>34335195
Why are you mentioning that
What's the context
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>>34335191
You guys sure are an excitable bunch. There's no discussion to be had here; spare this shit for someone who might buy it
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>>34335195
Are you in US?
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>>34335195
Yeah men that can work with their hands are literally the biggest ick to women. I mean can you really blame them either?

You actually trying to improve the reality that surrounds you? Its gross af, women only love men that can't do shit.
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>>34335200
it was basically a "what have you been up to?" thing. i had been working on my car a lot so i mentioned it.
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>>34335185
Hey me too! What state?
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>>34335199
Thank you! A part of me thinks about what it could of been, but also it’s just too late lol. I did it for longer than I’d like to admit.

>>34335198
Yes anon
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>guy works on cars as a mechanic and earns decent money
Ewww, physical labour thats gross
>Guy deals drugs
FUCK ME NOW DADDY PLEASE

Women are a meme and should never be taken seriously
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>>34335209
>>guy works on cars as a mechanic and earns decent money
>Ewww, physical labour thats gross
i don't think women say that
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>>34335203
yes
>>34335204
i mean blue collar labor(which i dont do) does have a LOT of disadvantages
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>>34335192
>Maybe because before reconquista Spain didn't exist, it was just separate kingdoms
Mostly the kingdom of Aragon, Castille and Navarre.
The point is that the region went from one golden age into another, it's not like everything was shit because the jews were there. And a huge contributor to that Spanish Golden Age was the discovery of the American by Colombus who, even though he wasn't jewish, liked to claim he was, for some reason.
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>>34335162
Depends on the type of erotica.
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>>34335152
Not even a single congrats, evil people, I tell you.
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>>34335206
Might've come off as a "car guy"
Girls aren't fuckin interested about that shit, might as well mention 40k
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>>34335210
They don't say it to you anon. They tell it to all their foid friends that back them up with their delusions.
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sorry i should rephrase that. im not a mechanic, im just REALLY good at fixing my own stuff.
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I want a black friend but there are none where I live
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>>34335208
you seem like a sweet person, hopefully you find your doggy bf someday!
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>>34335207
Jew York
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going up to a girl tomorrow and asking her “how would you feel about taking my virginity tonight?” i am so going to SCORE!
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Men is reading erotica during a relationship cheating?
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>>34335202
I mean sure. Believe what you want. Trannies can believe they're actually of thr opposite gender these days, anything goes, I suppose.
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>>34335220
>>34335216
Maybe you worded it like shit

You have to lie to those hoes like "ive been toying around with this car recently, i really like spending time fixing thing or two"

Not "oh i had to fix my piece of shit beater car because i cant afford anything better"
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>>34335225
good luck anon
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>>34335195
No. What? Can you fix my cigarette lighter? Idk why it's loose and won't charge now.
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>>34335215
You do realize that this isn't GIOYC, don't you?
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>>34335225
Saying to a woman that you are a virgin and putting yourself in submissive role is worse ICK than outright telling them that you want to rape them.

I wish i was kidding, but, once again, women are a meme gender
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>>34335226
Yes. Why are you fantasizing about other guys and someone else's scenarios. You should be fantasizing about me.
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>>34335230
oh. its fucking over then.
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>>34335226
Yes and the same standard applies for men who watch porn.
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>>34335226
no
if your partner says "i don't want you reading erotica" and you agree to it and then do it anyway, it's fair game for a breakup, but reading erotica, watching porn, etc. is not cheating. two completely different things.
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>>34335226
I don't think so, but it is very dorky.
I can't say it holds the same weight as watching hardcore porn with a straight face. It's maybe on the same level as softcore porn.
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>>34335226
no?

As long as we discussed it beforehand.

But if you are going to make me stop watching porn. Then you can stop reading smut.
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>>34335234
pity sex is still sex
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Thinking of that deliciously curvy tanned latina at my gym with curly hair and BIG ass
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>>34335243
Msg me when you will actually get said pity sex and not just fantasize about it
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>>34335224
Dang, too far :(
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>>34335248
I would love to but we are probably in different continents
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>>34335244
Talk to her anon
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Moids. Who is Leon engaged to?
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>>34335248
Nvm I read it wrong. I will keep you updated
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Only a man so diseased, so wrought with his own infectious nature, could have done to me what only my asshole remembers. I burn every time I pass gas, a reminder of the hole in my root chakra due to his penis repeatedly and mercilessly plunging into my very being. A truly horrific and despicable act from a man raised in the Islamic culture, for I was no little boy, yet was treated like one anyways.
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>>34335221
Where do you live where there are enk blacks and why would you want one
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>>34335253
you (the player)
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>>34335233
The world is a cold and heartless place, but at least I have myself.
One day people will return the kindness I show them.
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>>34335249
Huh
Did you wanna fug me bro
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SO PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
LET ME LET ME LET ME
LET ME GET WHAT I WANT THIS TIME
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>>34335253
Me.
You can't have him, skank.
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>>34335259
The world is what you make of it. There is no Just World for you to live in.

Right now your name is Anonymous and all I can see of you is "Me me me me me me me me me". Nothing is returned because nothing is shown.
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>>34335251
I walked up to her yesterday and asked if shes finished with exercise equipment she was using.
At first she looked confused but when i smiled she did smile too a bit

Absolutely gorgeous woman
God i love latinas
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>>34335226
Only if it has shota or underage sex in it.
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>>34335269
I wish I had a shotacon gf.
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After several years tried league of legends again. It felt insane minions spawned in 30 seconds everything was so quick and everyone was one shoting each other there were these quests someone was lvl 20 it was more like URF than a normal game. So glad I have no urge to touch that ever again
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>>34335262
No, I was looking for a friend I can play games with and hang out irl with
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>>34335268
Latinas are the new asian these days
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>>34335271
Women pedophiles need to be shamed more often
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>>34335274
I thought asians were the new latians. It was always busty latinas not it's petite asians. When will it be white girl summer again?
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>>34335263
https://voca.ro/14Wx1ntGvVeZ
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>>34335277
<3
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>>34335275
Maybe thay will lower their self-esteem enough tk give me a chance.
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>>34335265
He's not gay tho. Ada? Claire? Sherry?
>>34335258
Weaksauce
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Going to make a toasted sandwich or might heat up the lasagna before garfield eats it
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>>34335272
New season did a lot of that. I actually like the faster minion spawns, less time for cheesy invades. What role do you play?
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>>34335281
>He's not gay tho.
You don't make the rules. He will open up his bussy for me every night and he will enjoy it.
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>>34335282
I once added some leftover meat sauce to my ham sandwich, was nice.
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>>34335284
I think the femanons are going to bite you for that.
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>>34335273
Can't find someone irl
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>>34334989
Motherfucker what did you mean by this cryptic bullshit?
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>>34335081
>daddy
i'm sorry, i cannot take this seriously.

>>34335076
the fuck? the entire thing down there?? that's gotta hurt
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>>34335275
Same with the men who glorify them
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The blister on my heel broke, now what?
I put some ointment on it and a bandaid over it, do I just go crocs with socks?
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>>34335283
I played a round with mid and two rounds with Jhin adc wanted to play some Morderkeiser top but the game felt too fast paced. I played from season2 and stopped when Sett was released.
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>>34335292
>i'm sorry, i cannot take this seriously.
Don't make daddy mad now. Be a good kitten for daddy.
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>>34335288
Nope
My friends are either too busy or never want to hang out. I gave up on people for a while but I'm trying real hard to change that but now I'm just disappointed
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How often does everyone here pick their nose
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>>34335300
Daily.
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>>34335295
Bandaid and rest. Quit hopping around, peter rabbit.
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>>34335298
o-okay daddy!
LMFAO no.
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>>34335300
once in the morning.
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>>34335297
Yeah game pace has been accelerating a lot. Sett was 2016 or 2018? What rank were you? I personally really enjoy the faster pace, as a mid main.
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>>34335285
That does sauce nauce
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>>34335300
I do it quite often but I use a tissue so I don't get gunk on my fingers and everything I touch
Do you have big boogers
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>>34335287
They're gonna sit, and watch me pound his smooth ass.
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>>34335300
not very often now, maybe at least three times a month
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>>34335300
Whenever I shower.
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>>34335279
<3 !
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>>34335305
I never left silver lol. I mained pantheon and would just get stomped late game. I really disliked the rework. I also noticed that the game has turned to an asian art style. The vanguard thing is also Chinese spyware no doubt
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>>34335120
the last "anon" who said they don't believe in the holocaust absolutely embarrassed themselves live
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>>34335289
Anon, this is getting a bit sad. The fact you wrote the solution to your issue in your OG post. The reason I'm being cryptic is because its funny. Why? Because, like most people we've been in your shoes. I see how close you are to the truth, yet so far away. So it doesn't matter what I say, you'll sit there unmoving and unchanging. Stagnating in life. Until one day you wake up and realize how retarded you've been. Then you can start the road to recovery.
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>>34335301
I also do it daily, but apparently it’s weird

>>34335308
I get these dry stabby boogers that give me literal pain till I get them out>>34335309
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>>34335302
I was lazy and wore my timbs without socks, and instantly fucked them up.

I'll wear my sneakers for now.
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>>34335315
>silver surfer
Respect bro. Vanguard is undoubtedly spyware but I love the game, so I suck it up. You should try some of the new adcs like Yunara and Zeri
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>>34335317
You have a really sad, pathetic hobby.
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>>34335184
>Women, what is the biggest problem in your life right now?
anon, are you a woman now?
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>>34335320
>I get these dry stabby boogers that give me literal pain till I get them out
Me too I always have to wrestle to get them out. I've made my nose bleed a few times like that. And then you take it out and admire it like gotcha now motherfucker
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>>34335303
>o-okay daddy!
Good girl.
>*takes off belt and make a loud snap*
>LMAO
Don't laugh at daddy, pwincess.
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>>34335329
NTA
I suddenly feel less alone
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>>34335322
I only play cool male characters. I was obsessed with Jhin when he was released because he held his pistol in his left hand and was just really cool. I doubt I will give it a shoot for a long time again. Besides I should really focus on my life.
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>>34335333
Shot* me in the head haha man frick league of legends what a dumb game
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>>34335329
>>34335332
I’m very glad we are all on the exact same page. This was clearly a good question to ask.
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>>34335333
> he held his pistol in his left hand and was just really cool.
Lmfao you’re a beast. I love Jhin but I’ve never been like that. Your whimsical spirit is wasted on league of legends, you should be out romping in the fields
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Maybe blow your nose into tissue paper or blow it while washing your face
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>>34335340
How about you blow me instead?
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>>34335332
Mwah
>>34335336
Together we are the 3 musketeers but with boogers
>>34335340
Sometimes they're so stuck you have no choice but to pry them out
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>>34335339
I find it hard not to self insert into video game characters so I always play male characters with cool helmets or masks. I am working the fields pardner I am working them alright
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>>34335346
Yeah sometimes indeed
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>>34335323
and you have a sad, pathetic life. Which is unfortunate. Its unfortunate because you could change. You choose not to. Instead, you choose to whine and complain on 4chan. Instead of taking some time and responsibility to do some deep introspection on your own life. You asked a bunch of rando's to identify potential fixes in your life. I'll spell it out for you: You choose your mindset. You have the ability to change the way you think and until you reject the idea that you aren't worthy of peoples time and attention. You won't get out of that mindset. The thing is that it really is that simple. You just have to do it consistently otherwise you'll fall back into the old habit.

>I've tried that and it doesn't work

Yeah cause you missed the most important part which is the consistently doing it day in and day out.

>Does that mean I have to do it for the rest of my life?

No but you do have to do it for a long time before your subconscious stops spamming that shit. So give it like a month, see how you feel after doing that. It should help. At least that is what my therapist taught me. and for me at least it did work.
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What are some signs people are talking about you while you're around? Or behind your back? If you enter a room or a space and everyone suddenly gets really quiet, does that mean people are talking about you?
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>>34335349
Maybe the real league of legends was the friends we made along the way
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>>34335359
Whenever women say they'd choose the bear, this is the bear.
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>>34335356
You can't really know unless someone tells you or fucks up and you get concrete proof.
Before hard evidence, the only difference between paranoia and identifying problems is guessing wrong or right.
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>>34335356
no? maybe they were talking about something private thats none of your business but has nothing to do with you
>>34335359
is that a fnaf character?
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>>34335356
Trust your gut, if it seems like you aren’t in on the jokes, they probably don’t like you. I wouldn’t want to be somewhere I’m not wanted.
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State gender
When it comes to career, did you pursue passion or stability? Do you regret your choice?
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>>34335368
F, passion
No, I regret not having pursued it harder
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>>34335277
Yo we have stitch in chat
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>>34335368
F
Both, attorney isn’t a bad gig. Especially if you are a pre-litigation one. My only regret is that I was 10 kids and won’t use my degree for a while. But I have no debt, so, kind of a win win?
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>>34335368
Stability.
Depression deprived me of all passions.
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>>34335309
I don't think his ass would be smooth. He's got stubble.
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>>34335373
I want 10 kids* , I’m going to go to bed now. Night night /atoga/
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>>34335370
>>34335373
>>34335375
I ask because I can’t decide which avenue to take, either a psychology major (my passion) which would require much more schooling if I wanted to work in the field, for less pay, or finance, which is more money and a shorter study, but I don’t care much about it, it would simply be a job to me.
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>>34335368
M
Stability, but I'm changing careers soon to get both stability and passion.
I don't regret it, although I did feel like I was spinning my wheels for a bit.
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>>34335382
>toilet humor
yeah, not going to read that
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my friend was telling me about this new guy shes dating and how cute and romantic it all is and it reminded me so much of my ex. who dumped me. but i still want to kms every day. not even people who "love" me want to be with me
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>>34335381
there's arguments to be made for both, you'd have to let your intuition guide you here
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Mist suck not being a jack of all trades. you miss out on so much fun stuff and clever jokes
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>>34335388
Sounds like you need to steal your girl's man.
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I pickt at my face really bad because it's breaking out horrendously again ;;;;;)))))))))))) I just want to look normal
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Will women refuse to date a man who (accidentally) shit his pants at a party?
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I wonder how many times you were seconds away from meeting your soulmate when I came in and snatched them away from you
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>>34335390
mister mister
>>34335393
there there
it probably needed out anyways
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>>34335331
omg you're soo funny anon.

>>34335393
wouldn't that make it worse
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>>34335392
i dont want him at all hes not my type. but the experience of it all. having someone just like you and want to be with you for no good reason
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>>34335373
What do they call 1000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
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>>34335389
My intuition says I don’t think I can do 7+ years of hyper competitive schooling for a PhD, even though it’s a subject I’m passionate about. Finance would also allow me to do things with my career that align with what I want out of life, like travelling and remote work, and I could have a better avenue for starting my own business, and the skills I’ve already learned from my own psychology studies would work well in business. I’m ranting for my own sake here, but yeah
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Dating feels like. Im selling myself and what I am is shit on a plate
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>>34335398
It does make it worse but anon is stupid and should be yelled at
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>>34335381
I did finance.
It's not really that fun. Like I said, depression kinda took everything out of me, so I always felt like this is what I had to do.
You COULD mix both and go into HR. Although it's a... unpopular field.

You should look at job prospects in your area or cities you plan/would like to live in. Therapists can be very expensive, but most of them are shit, and the profession has a bad rep in the US today as new age bs. But they are also very required in other places. I think there's a stat out there about number of therapists per 100,000 people in each country, which is pretty telling as far as I was able to see.
Psychiatrists make more, too.

You shouldn't really take acreer advice from fucking 4chan anyway, we're not your therapist.
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>>34335400
>but the experience of it all. having someone just like you and want to be with you for no good reason

Yeah I unfortunately understand that a bit to well. I even platonically cuddled with woman that's how lonely i was.
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>>34335368
M, you guys have careers? I can't even hold down a minimum wage job
>>34335393
): I'm sure you look alright
>>34335388
I'm sure you'll meet someone else
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>>34335398
>omg you're soo funny anon.
Ty ty.
Will you please have sex with me now?
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>>34335404
Fortunately for you anon we live in the digital age. There are plenty of shit eaters that would love to meet you.
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How do I get a gf with green eyes?
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>>34335368
M
It's a cop out but both. I used to really really like coding and making my own shit in high school and college, and I lucked out because it was a good field to get into a decade ago. Now I hate my job and I don't like where the field is heading (not worried about losing my job, but sick of junior devs shitting out 2000 line AI-generated code reviews that I have to triple check), but I've got enough money and stability that if I wanted to pursue my new passion (which I didn't find until a few years ago) I could safely take a lot of time off and maybe pivot if it goes well.
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>>34335410
The digital age has only made things worse what are you saying
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>>34335406
To practice as a therapist or psychiatrist requires a PhD, and I’m not sure I’m capable of that. This is just a way to test the field per se and get ideas I didn’t before, like looking up prospective jobs where I want to live
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My jokes don't always land here but when they do
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>>34335136
I think he was responsible for that terrible beard and flip flops
>>34335167
>I am not into weak minded men
Based
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I have tried computer science. I am 23 now and I just want to study philosophy. That is my dream.
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>>34335397
No
>>34335405
I feel fucking crazy. this is the most retarded mental illness and condition to have in the world. it does nothing but make me ugly and thats it. i can't complain about some other symptom or cause because there aren't any
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>>34335418
No offense but that’s a worthless major
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>>34335420
I know but idc
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>>34335406
>we're not your therapist
Could you please speak up. I think some people in the back need to hear you. This is an advice board. Not a group therapy session. We are random people on the internet.
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>>34335370
>>34335384
>>34335412
What was/is your passion?

>>34335375
Did you have a passion before depression kicked in?
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>>34335402
You can do remote work as a psychologist too, in fact there's a lot of setups like that where sessions are mainly held from a distance. Also, both can give a decent salary one can live off and I think part of finding balance and happiness is to not always strive for more than what is needed. If you can help some people untangle their messes whilst traveling the world and make ends meet that way, I feel like that would be the more peaceful option than going into a highly competitive and rigid field that requires years of dedicated focus just so it pays a little more in the end. You have to factor in the value of rest and peace too and in my opinion, they are worth far more than a couple hundred bucks more a month.
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>>34335027
Can you normalfags stop fetishing BPD like it's some cute personality quirk
This shit is actually horrible and life-ruining to have lol
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>>34335422
This is gay as fuck
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Okay so every day its the same fucking problem. No one likes me and I hate myself too.
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>>34335413
I'm saying that in the pre-internet era if you were a steaming pile of dookey on a plate you'd have to actually shape up to attract a partner. Now you can find a niche subcommunity that caters directly to you. No reason to get better. just keep doing the same shit.
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>>34335422
Atoga has helped me more than years of therapy.
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I love my girl. My girly girl. My sweetest and dearest. More than anything else in the whole world. But I would never admit that to her.
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>>34335412
>not worried about losing my job, but sick of junior devs shitting out 2000 line AI-generated code reviews that I have to triple check
blame my manager man
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Why do women even get husbands when they clearly don't like men?
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>>34335424
That is true, and that would be my dream, being able to help people instead of crunching numbers. I’m just scared of being unable to afford/be qualified for the PhD required for that
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>>34335434
Society told them to
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>>34335428
Nta, hating who you are is one thing but I cannot imagine selling off whatever shred of dignity you have left to a bunch of strangers who want to jerk themselves off over the very things you hate
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>>34335429
In what ways?
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>>34335434
Some men are great. I just can't handle being around one on a daily basis, that seems like a mental set up, bound to drive me up the walls. Granted, the same would be true about any woman, I simply need lots if time alone to somewhat deal with existence.
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>>34335404
Lmao
You should have more self-esteem
Iktf I don't date anymore for this reason >>34335412
>AI-generated code reviews
Absolutely grim lol
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>>34335434
They need betabucks to pay bills because they are actually too dumb to make real money outside of their gay daycare for adults job, where they got pushed through doors to get hired

Just dont ask what kind of guys she liked 10 years ago :^)
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>>34335429
It helped and then it hurt me
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>>34335437
Its called attention seeking and yes people do that shit all the time. I'm pretty sure the SOC board is full of people like that.
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>>34335441
You just sound like an introvert desu. Hopefully if you do end up getting witb someone you can meet someone who respects your space/need for alone time
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>>34335432
Sorry you're right, it's the dumbass managers worried about KPIs and the morons on the business side saying "why do we need two weeks to push out a feature when Claude can write the code in less than an hour?" without knowing what a mess that's going to make. Either way it doesn't bode well for the field when those are the people making the decisions.
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>>34335430
>But I would never admit that to her.
Why
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>>34335423
>What was/is your passion?
Second anon here. It's teaching.
I've worked as a home health aide for the last seven years. I'm going to try elementary education first but may try special education at some point; not sure yet.
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>>34335414
>To practice as a therapist or psychiatrist requires a PhD
No, it doesn't. You can get the specialization in psychiatry without having to go for a masters of a PhD.
The market may be bloated, but you don't NEED a PhD. Especially not for therapy. You can literally set up an online practice if you want. Not every job has to be 100k+.
Psychiatry is definitely the better paying one and more interesting imo. But also harder and far more expensive. But there's also literally no place on warth that's gonna go "oh, you're an M.D, but don't have a PhD? Yeah, sorry, we don't need you". There's always a shortage of doctors.

Anyway, finance is whatever. It's like a chore. It's also bloated and the same job market prospects, the notion of needing a PhD is also high here. And you get the benefit of being made fun of by all the STEM majors.

I hope I can either make a lot of money later on, or help people who struggle with their small businesses or persknal finances. People's lives are at stake for this kind of stuff, and I'd feel good if I was able to inprove it or help them fix it.
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>>34335444
How?
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>>34335422
>Could you please speak up. I think some people in the back need to hear you.
Holy reddit.
>>34335423
>Did you have a passion before depression kicked in?
I have been depressed since I can remember. I remember being less than 10yo and thinking of killing myself.
I like helping people, and having my help be valued.
I have some interests here and there, idk about passions tho.
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>>34335445
I know, I can't go to that board because it gives me secondhand radioactive cringe tumors. I may be an unlovable son of a bitch but by God I have a soul at the end of the day and I'd rather get crushed by a 50 ton concrete slab than whore the worst parts of myself out like that
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>>34335438
It's much easier to come face to face with your own authentic self in an anonymous setting than revealing and examining that with an actual person irl. It's a top notch tool for shadow work. It's like the best of both worlds of journaling and therapy, combined in a way that actually make it work since it brings the elements of there being actual human beings to bounce your yapping off of, getting feedback with the perks of journaling where you can express your unfiltered thoughts without fear of social consequences and it being available 24/7 at no cost, whenever and wherever you need it for hours on end if necessary, not restricted by the clock telling you the session is over and you have to keep the rest in until two weeks later. It's basically like talking to AI but without less dystopian vibes, less slime and more soul.
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>>34335447
Yeah, I definitely am. I think it's possible in theory but in reality people tend to take it personal, which puts pressure on me and stresses me, which makes me need even more alone time to cope, which pisses people off even more. Oh well.
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>>34335418
I'm doing computer science right now but kinda want to just drop out and focus on the arts, particularly music.
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>>34335460
What instrument(s) do you play? Or what instruments would you want to learn?
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I’m so embarrassed I try so hard and do so much to try and fix myself and it’s all for nothing I’m just a miserable bitter broken person now
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>>34335464
We go agane.
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>>34335453
>Holy reddit.
ATOGA and /adv/ in general are the gateway drug for most redditors. This board might as well be turned into a containment zone for em.
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>>34335463
>guitar
>bass
And I want to sing too

>>34335464
Sounds like me pretty much
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I need to stop goodbye >>34335465
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I only have close female friends. I want male ones. I want guys to talk to since I am one myself. But I think the type of person I am is seemingly impossible for close male friendship.
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>>34335449
I'm worried if I show too much she'd see me differently. We've been going for a year and I've never met anyone like her and I don't want to lose her. I have to hold my cards close and play them right.
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>>34335468
you need to low cortisolmaxx
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Men, why are you being boring?
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>>34335471
That shit doesnt work
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>>34335454
Yeah I feel that sometimes. Its hard being lonely tho. We are social creatures by nature. Also as humans we love taking the path of least resistance. So its natural that places like that form. The real question is what to do about it.
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>>34335448
should I try making my own business or at least my own products? I'm kinda sick of working for someone else because, initially it was a lot of fun and very interesting, but now my day revolves around writing a prompt, spam claude, go fuck off for 3 minutes while it runs, test, then onto the next thing or repeat those steps until the feature works and it's been draining. It's been this way for 3 months now and my lead is basically full on vibe coding. It's crazy because when I first started at this company, he was very smart and I swear to god in the last 6 months his working IQ has halved. I'm starting to feel it myself now that I'm being forced to do the same by these motherfuckers
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>>34335451
Thanks anon. I was doubting myself because I heard that pursuing your passion was actually a mistake that would get you fucked over, and I’ve always had the “math mind”. I’ll have to see what my options are, because opening my own practice is a dream of mine as well
There are so many people who fall through the cracks and I want to help them
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>>34335469
and what type is that?
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>>34335451
I spent over a grand on a psychiatrist who didn't tell me anything I didn't already know or couldn't have just Googled. Seriously it was a complete waste of time (except for them because they made over a grand from a few hours of "work")
If you want to make easy money and scam working people out of their money, I suggest becoming a psychiatrist. Just go to school, hang your certificates on the wall, have a stack of big books, get a cute secretary, and bingo you can become rich, if you sell your soul to the devil
I swear, these people are the scum of the earth, Tom Cruise was right all along
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>>34335472
Get a job you fat whore
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>>34335473
no, not as long as you're still tense and impatient and stressed and anxious since those are peak cortisolmaxxing states of being
maybe you should consider an induced coma for a few months
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>>34335472
I'm the least boring person I know.
Not my fault most of the world doesn't find Theology, Gnosticism, Nerd lore (Warhammer, ASoiaF, Tolkien, ect.), manga, and frontier sciences interesting.
Me and Da Vinci would have great conversations.
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Thinking about waking up in the woods one day. And I'm wearing one of those canvas button downs like Indiana Jones. And as time goes on it gets progressively dirtier and more crinkled.
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>>34335482
aesthetic
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>>34335480
I would love that
I’m going to go isolate for two days this week. I hope it helps. But usually just makes me more sad
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>>34335478
Therapy might be the biggest "im literally sub 90 iq who needs someone to tell me im right and im willing to pay for it" shibboleth i have ever seen

Women especially LOVE spending money on useless shit
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>>34335478
Nah. Idk what you expected.
I went to the psych for meds, I got them, that was it. A psych won't fix you.
Those who know their shit will call you out on your bs and give you sime tools to get better while carefully not letting you off too easy your own problems with just drugs.
Psychiatry is interesting because the mind is interesting. That's what I meant, too.
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>>34335480
Is the cortisol causing those or are they causing the cortisol
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>>34335486
Women trying to be "smart" is the most annoying thing ever
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>>34335481
I think all of these are interesting.
But being into theology is hard, because most people who are also into it would freak out with schizo shit after finding out I have jewish ancestry. It's mostly a dogwhistle now.
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I feel disgusting
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>>34335484
>makes me more say
yeah well, if your mind is the source of the stress and tension and anxiety and impatience then isolation won't help with that since you'd take your mind with you and it would get worse if you have no distraction from it
what you need is a break from your mind but distracted only goes so far since it's only a temporary buffer and not an actual solution
what you'd really need is for your mind to stop being such a source of stress every waking moment but for that you'd have to change the output of your mind, which is hard to do since it requires you to basically purge, update and rewire how you think, your values and priorities, what you pay attention to etc
cause clearly the installed patterns don't lead to the outcome you want, you're bugged out and it gives you one error after the other
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>>34335474
Many people say they'd rather die standing than live kneeling but in the moment it takes more fortitude to face eternity and damnation than whatever they think their dignity is worth. I've decided to be alone instead of engaging in that, when something else points it's hot barrel at my face we'll see what I choose.
>The real question is what to do about it.
Do you have to do anything? It's not my responsibility to save random people who want to jump into pools of shit so they don't burn to death.
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>>34335492
You are disgusting. Just thinking about you makes me sick.
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>>34335493
What do I do? I do all the things for management, but they don’t feel like a solution. And I also understand what I have will never be cured. It’s going to get worse, it’s going to get better, and cycle for the rest of my life until it puts me in a major depressive state. I don’t want to take drugs either
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>>34335481
> Me and Da Vinci would have great conversations.
Ick
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>>34335488
it's a feedback loop from hell
it's non helpful thoughts that spike cortisol and then stress leading to more unhelpful thoughts and you wind yourself tighter and tighter until you basically have a mental breakdown and reach that point where you stop giving a single shit but that usually comes with more chaos and as soon as your mind regains control, it will crash the fuck out even harder over the damage done and the process starts anew
the only way out is to pinpoint the core thoughts that keep leading to this disaster, rip them out and replace with more functional ones that lead to more pleasant feedback loops
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\>>34335475
I've thought about ditching corporate work and building my own thing for years, I just don't think the product I want to build is marketable and that I could justify ditching my job for a year or two to do it. I'd rather ditch software altogether. I'm in a similar boat to you, except as a senior dev my job is reviewing massive vibe-coded PRs one after the other and occasionally writing a design document.

BUT if you're thinking about doing something yourself, now's a good time to try. Not that I'd advise vibe coding the whole thing, but AI tools have their uses, and considering the providers are entirely dependent on venture capital, eventually they're going to have to raise prices to show they can make money. Maybe give a solo venture a try while you can still use those tools to expedite your work or point you in the right direction.
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>>34335498
What’s the worst disgusting thing about me
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>>34335472
How can I amuse you?
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>>34335481
Gnosticism is faggotry.
Some cool lore concepts like Archons and other ideas + literary mysticism. But as a spirituak belief, it's just platonism for schizos. Extremely uninteresting as a religion.
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>>34335505
Beauty is skin deep but ugly goes to the bone
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>>34332925
If a girl wears any feet jewellry (like ankle bracelets) does that basically mean she is open to footfag stuff?
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I wanna find a foid with whom I'm a match and transplant each other's bone marrow into the one another. That way, we will permanently have each other's DNA being produced and circulated through our veins. She will literally be in my heart, with each beath, she will flow through all of my body.
Fuck, that's so hot.
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>>34335496
> not my responsibility to save random people
Not what I mean. Its one thing for a group of people to jump into a pools of shit. But it isn't just a few individuals. Its entire communities turning into shit eaters and that has to stop. Otherwise it gets normalized and people start pushing others into that pool of shit and if they don't then they are "ostracized" from society.

>I've decided to be alone instead of engaging in that
But why not change that? Why is this world so terrible that you can't even think of making it better?
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>>34335500
>I do all the things for management
which is a constant stress factor
>but they don’t feel like a solution
because they aren't, so doing all these things, knowing how much it takes to keep doing them even if they don't lead to the outcome you want and knowing it won't ever truly fix the issue and at best somewhat manage them for ever is an insane burden to carry and so it's no wonder it keeps making you crash out, which stresses you out, which raises cortisol, which makes your body go cray cray
you're trying to manage the results of stress by adding more stressful routines on top, which isn't your fault, thats all the advice you can usually find on how to fix those things and if people even talk about stress, they just say "yeah reduce stress, it's bad, mkay" as if you weren't already aware of that but reducing stress is hard as fuck and if you were in a position where in a position to not be stressed, you wouldn't be stressed to begin with
it's also almost impossible for others to help you with that since the reasons why you're stressed and how to clean that up are so deeply individual and personal that nobody but you knows all the information needed to untangle the mess
you'd have to get to the bottom of it, realize that whatever caused your skin to act up has been going on long before your skin acted up, your body had been pushed to it's breaking point years before it started to malfunction, so if you don't at least dig that deep, you'll never be able to get any further than half assed management of the symptoms that will further frustrate and drain you
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>>34335491
>I have jewish ancestry
I don't really care about this, being a Christian means both rejecting the religion of Judaism but is itself a continuation of Hebraism, blanket racism isn't compatible with Christianity which preaches universal forgiveness (which isn't to say you can't defend yourself or your home, but you also shouldn't blanket hate anyone even your enemies).
>>34335489
>>34335486
I think you can tell pretty quickly when someone is wearing an aesthetic vs being able to have a substantial conversation about something intellectual, also I don't think there is anything wrong with someone less taught trying to learn.
It can be annoying to see someone who clearly isn't into it sort of "wearing" the aesthetic to seem above others, but these type of people can be quickly weeded out.
>>34335501
We would never be compatible anyways.
>>34335510
Gnosticism is more than just Neoplatonism, there is a lot of lost history here but look at Valentinus for example, a Gnostic who was nearly Bishop of Rome. Image how history differs if that were to come to fruition, he was a monotheist but still a Gnostic.
It is also interesting how Gnostics married Platonism and Christian theology (not entirely, but you get the idea) long before Aquinas and the Scholastic movement incorporated Aristotelianism into Christian thought.
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>>34335520
Reading allat will spike your cortisol, senpai. Don't do it.
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>>34335522
Damn all these words just to say I’m a special snowflake
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>>34332925
Ex-boss/coworker keeps asking me when I'm working at the site we used to work together at so she can come see me. But then doesn't ask to see me out of that context (sometimes we just hanging out after i finish work at one of the places nearby when she visits)

What should I make of this?

Haven't worked in the site I meet up with her at in like a few weeks and don't know when I'm working there next. What should I even say? Also is she asking me where I'm working at every now and then a prompt of her wanting me to ask her out or wanting to see me?
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>>34335528
good morning gym creep
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>>34335483
Dirt under my nails. Run them under a stream to clean them off, dry them down on my shirt and they're dirty again. My sleeves are rolled up and whenever I touch my forearms I can feel whatever grainy sandy particles are stuck to them from whatever I've been doing that day. I wipe my brow to clear the sweat from my face and every time I do I leave a faint streak of dirt on my forehead that I can't see because I have no mirrors.
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>>34335368
F
Both. I wanted to be a lawyer, but then I started doing investigative work and I loved it. So I’m now more of a paralegal for my firm, traveling around to find all the secrets hehe
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>>34335528
It means you need to grow some balls and take some initiative. Tell her you are coming by soon and afterwards you want to take her to that cool coffee shop she always wanted to go to.

Question: Do you flirt at all with her or does she flirt with you?
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>>34335532
ok, please go stand under a waterfall for several hours
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>>34335515
Why aren't foot jewly more common
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>>34335524
you have to spike the cortisol to figure out how to unspike it, it's unavoidable birthing pains
also, >:-(
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>>34335535
Yeah when we worked together we did a fair amount. Last time I saw her and hung out after I finished work I feel we didn't really flirt as much though.
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>>34335519
Because you're one fuckin man, what are you gonna do, they're so worried about getting by that they won't even listen to you if you suggest they let go and look down the barrel of whatever gun they're avoiding. Not your battle, not your responsibility.
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>>34335538
I want a foot jew so I can trample on it for catharsis
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>>34335534
hello 4’10 japanese femanon
what kind of investigating do you do?
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>>34335522
>long before Aquinas and the Scholastic movement incorporated Aristotelianism into Christian thought.
Platonism is all over the new testament. I don't reject Jesus, but most Christian theology is hellenistic judaism, i.e. platonism + judaism + some grecoroman stuff.
The Trinity, the idea of the divinity of the messiah, etc. Actually, they are more like readings of the new testament. It's interesting how, the original writers didn't necessarily intend for these to be the interpretations, even if still influenced by hellenistic culture, they tried to connect it a lot with old jewish theology too.
I appreciate the first sentiment, though. I would hope we could have an interesting convo in another context (I'm about to go to sleep).
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>>34335536
It's a good thing there are no trees over the rivers. I can bask in the sun naked and dry off while my clothes dry by the fire.
If I'm lucky enough to find a waterfall.
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>>34335543
>what kind of investigating do you do?
Massive case study of Ivy league lawyer Chads cock sizes.
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>>34335547
ok, now we're back to peak comfy
keep it up
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>>34335539
>>:-(
Extremely high levels of cortisol detected. It's over, senpai.
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>>34335544
>I don't reject Jesus, but most Christian theology is hellenistic judaism, i.e. platonism + judaism + some grecoroman stuff.
I also think that the life of the incarnate was intentionally set up this way so that Christ could complete the truth by marrying worldly knowledge of the Greeks with spiritual knowledge of the Hebrews rather than rejecting one for the other. Naturally there can only be one Truth and that one Truth would be true for everything, world or spiritual.
And good night anon.
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>>34335556
I got at least one pimple whilst writing this
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>>34335541
Yeah I think we are going to have to agree to disagree. I'm worried that those people are going to stop pointing a gun at themselves and start pointing it at us. Then it makes it my fucking problem. Not that they'd choose to do that but the media would start coercing them into doing it. In fact you see it now a days with all the tranny shooters. Those shit eaters are mentally unwell and the communities they sit in make it worse. So, I think that shit has to stop.
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hello good morning my dear hands
hello good morning, lets shake friends
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>>34335557
I did write to ChatGPT about this. The cycle depicted in the passion story is beautiful in many ways. It's remarkable.
I have, however, started to look into strictly old jewish theology more deeply and uncovered an entirely different frame that also makes sense.

Finally, good night to you, too, anon.
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>>34335487
So did I, but the meds did nothing so eventually after trying for a few months I just stopped taking them
Glad that it helped you though at least
>>34335565
*shakes your hand*
Good mornin saar
It's nearly 6am here and I can't sleep and have to go to something this morning, I want to cry
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I wish I could meet more women. Id make a good husband.
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It would be nice to enjoy the flowery parts of life but considering our livelihoods are being raped from us, now is not the time for whimsy
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>>34335573
>has contracted anal prolapse
Did you lass it onto it?
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>>34335550
The trails are narrow and of rough-beat dirt. I don't know who made them, man or beast, I don't know where they lead, I don't know how long they've been here or when the last time anyone's used them. Only in my aimless and solitary wandering do I realize how lonely the silence of the forest is becoming. And only when I stop do I realize my gnawing hunger. The trees tower over me, they whistle their songs in the breeze, they scatter the sunlight into glittering golden specks that adorn the canvas of green shade they've painted. And they taunt me. They dazzle me with a feast for the eyes that bears no fruit.
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>>34335574
that is precisely the time to refuse to let them steal your whimsy
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>>34335506
Read me a story
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>>34335368
M. I have literally never worked a job once in my entire life lol
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>>34335577
no, your momma did when I put it in her booty last night
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>>34335368
M
Lucky for me, Computer Science is both.
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>>34335583
Not cool, man. We can't afford the medical bills...
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>>34335450
>Second anon here. It's teaching
How do you enjoy this? I understand if the students are engaged, I don't mind helping someone who is struggling but trying, but have you seen public schools? It is a bunch of gremlins who actively see you as their mortal enemy for daring to make them to pay attention to something their screen addiction.
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>>34335543
Hehe hi. How ate you?
I do interviews. Photo and video things. Collect information for cases.
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>>34335589
>I do interviews. Photo and video things. Collect information for cases.
Professional stalker, I see.
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>>34335586
my condolences, I'm sure she'll make for an excellent meal
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>>34335591
>anon's actions have lead us to bankrupcy, forcing me to canibalize my dying mother's corpse to survive
How do you live with yourself?
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>>34335589
Hi I’m doing good!
So you’re the person that takes photos of someone who claimed to break their leg at work but then you see them running at full speed outside their home?
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>>34335594
vit c and sugarmaxxing from fresh oranges mainly, you should try it
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>>34335596
This anon has low cortisol.
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>>34335578
why what hap to the fruits now?
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>>34335589
It looks like I am going to be doing a year in Japan next year for schooling, any broad tips about living in Tokyo and experiencing the most out of Japan?
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Sure wish it would show who da fook is saving my Spotify playlists
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>>34335395
No.
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>>34335598
yeeheeea boi
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Man I sure love saving other peoples Spotify playlists
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>>34335601
it was me, they are mid
also, I think you can if you have a creator account
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>>34335604
I had a few saved from the austrian school shooter
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>>34335605
>they are mid
Bpd healing music is good
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>>34335608
go shawty, it's yo bpd-day
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>>34335611
I knew it
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men, why is it so small?
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>>34335127
No.
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>>34335612
knew whath?
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>>34335116
Ugly as shit
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>>34335613
What's the sense of hurting my pride?
I really can't stay
Baby, don't hold out
Baby, it's cold outside
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>>34335088
Putting every moid cock in the deli slicer to be shaved
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>>34335116
looks like a skin walker with baby teeth/10
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>>34335088
slab of his mom fresh from the grill
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>>34334853
Well, have you posted in rate threads?
(Please don't tell me this is brandon)
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>>34335615
You are sneeding
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>>34335628
ackschually I am feeding (you these nuts)
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>>34334838
Pitty that he thought he had to hide that.
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Why don't you drop what you are doing and travel the world, /atoga/? And don't say money, that's BS.
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>>34335629
:O
Be obscene, be be obscene
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>>34335631
mandatory school attendance
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>>34335409
yeah, but you'll have to imagine it. better luck next time
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>>34335632
Bang, we want it
Bang, we want it
Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang
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>>34334685
I'm not going to talk about it to people that don't care.
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>>34335635
Banger car song (you would know if you stalked my highly excellent playlists)
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>>34335411
you'd have to make a huge gamble if you even want a woman at all, the preference of green eyes just slims the chances further.
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Maturing is realizing the only woman who actually cares about you is your mother.
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>>34335589
Lmao. Sounds like you really know your stuff
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>>34334594
I love baths.
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>>34335638
irrelevant
would you say this a relatable male experience as a single and childless moid?
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>>34335640
mom4ever
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>>34335640
My mother never cared about me though
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>>34335640
this is why guys say "mommy"
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>>34334415
Weird. But I guess it's just me, charlie, and my music again.
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>>34335607
dude same and i don't even listen to it
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>>34335640
My mother doesn’t care about me
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>>34335643
Kek, sorta, but when I do that I just feel like a degenerate instead of an absentee father
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>>34334332
Never had a complaint. I mean, it's just lips over teeth and not biting them too hard. Idk if I've heard too many scary blowie stories outside of teeth and braces.
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>>34335649
me neither, I just scrooooled through it out of curiosity that one time
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We’re all stars now
In the dope show
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>>34335651
why degenerate?
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>>34335654
I DON'T LIKE THE DRUGS BUT THE DRUGS LIKE ME
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gender

Do you feel like you know what you're doing right now in life? Do you have a good handle on your direction?
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>>34335415
like what jokes

>>34335653
i wonder if he listened to the songs while doing that shit
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>>34335660
>if he listened to the songs while doing that
100%, he was wearing head phones and I think I even read about it somewhere
I think it was the last playlist he made
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>>34335659
f, yeah actually, feels nice for now
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>>34335656
Because I should have a family and something to contribute to society at large, instead I’m eating chicken and carrots by myself while watching shorts
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>>34335640
My mother died from child birth, unfortunately.
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>>34335595
No, you don’t need a firm to investigate a minor insurance fraud. Can’t tell what I do but it’s bigger and more involved
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>>34335664
makes sense
maybe this is not disappearance, this is gestation
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>>34335640
Why are moids who say this the most pathetic man children ever?
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>>34335667
Yeah I hope so, kinda scared of being intimate again
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>>34335668
Cause for them it's true, since they have stayed infantile, and their mother cared about them when they already were an infant, so she's the only one that cares even if they never grow out of being an infant. And their grandma maybe.
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>>34335668
>t. fatherless foid
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>>34335600
Hm
Learn the language, respect/follow our culture. Carry money and don’t tip! And go watch baseball games hehe. I don’t know how to experience the most out of a whole country in a year, google what seem interesting to you and go there. Public transport is good
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what happened to blue valk?
she used to be somewhat normal, now she's an angry femcel who just lashes out on everyone
did she become an alpha widow or something
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>>34335659
M

Careerwise yeah, but I have some challenges that I need to overcome
Socially, I'm in a decent place and making new friends and still in touch with the old ones
Romantically, not at all
I also don't know what class I should main in Midnight
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>>34335631
Work. and I don’t really want to spend my time traveling the world.
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haha, humans were just naked all the time until about 100k years ago
perverts
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>>34335641
I do.
What is your job?
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>>34335672
>Learn the language, respect/follow our culture
Already working on this, I hate the trend of normies treating Japan as an amusement park instead of a country.
Is there anywhere in particular you recommend prioritizing travel wise?
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>>34335665
based and tyrionpilled
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/rF2Z3bkf8OE
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>>34335677
Only Fans hehe
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>>34335599
I've been told that the forest is a pantry. But as I look out I realize that the only thing that surrounds me is a wall of inedible cellulose. The colorful, inviting gleam of fruit easily picked eludes me. The lush and vibrant backdrop is betrayed by its scarcity of sustenance. I know I must not panic but my realization of mother nature's indifference to my needs and wants makes it difficult for the worry not to creep through my mind and stomach. I will dine like no king here.
As I continue in my aimless march my luck shows an inkling of mercy. A handful of mushrooms nestled between the rocks and called leaves, nuts fallen from the occasional pine and chestnut, a mulberry, ravaged by animals kind enough to leave a few pickings for me. I stop to roast my chestnuts and mushrooms by the fire. I savour them with the rest of my meal, the hunger subsides for the time being and the crackling of the wood in the fire brings me to a lull as I lay with my back to the earth and ponder the reddening sky. Perhaps tomorrow I will wait by the rivers with a spear in hopes of finding fish. I anticipate the return of my hunger in the morning, and close my eyes.
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How do I stop getting randomly added by OF bot accounts on instagram? My profile is set to private.
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>>34335659
F
Yeah. Everything is going well. Focusing on studies and hard work paid off
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anon, i refuse to believe you don't take showers. please tell me you take showers.

anons, state gender or don't
how often do you take a shower?
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>>34335684
stop being a coomer maybe?
who am I even trying to kid
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>>34334081
Ay, that's on my pillow after I wake up in the morning.
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>>34335686
f, like every three days
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>>34335686
M
Every day before work and before going out, so at least 4-5 times a week
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>>34335686
Maybe once or twice a week. Because I prefer baths. But sometimes I'm in a hurry and army shower my business to get it done.
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>>34335658
NEXT MOTHERFUCKER GONNA GET MY METAL
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>>34335647
Please stop projecting whatever fetishes you read from your gay erotica onto actual bonds. Which you obviously didn't develop properly from not having a father.
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>>34335686
I take one every 2 days since I work from home now and wash my hair twice per week
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>>34335686
M
I try to at least once a week sometimes a month.
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Everyday I keep understanding less how we made it this far without extinction
do women even like men?
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>>34335689
ick
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>>34335683
>pine
>chestnut
>muberry
>mushrooms
damn, didn't know you were meandering through piemont and tuscany, I thought you're in the congo (CREEPING THROUGH THE BLACK) or sumtn
https://youtu.be/O3lY8qmiLy4
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>>34335700
For most of history we didn't have media constructing self destructive narratives to maximize corporate profits nor false promises of liberty.
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>>34335701
this elicited no emotional response from me
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so I've learned recently that women keep doing the faek aesthetics thing because women put social pressure on women to do so, even though men don't want lip filler lips, makeups, doodled-on skin, metal shoved through skin, etc.

don't you think it explains a lot?
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>this elicited no emotional response from me
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>>34335707
yeah it explains that your research methods suck ASS
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>>34335678
Nezu-jinja and Tokyo Dome maybe? Honestly just walk around, enjoy food and stuff
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>>34335708
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>>34335708
I look like this and I say this
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need stinky femcel gf too goblin-coded and feral to shave her bush or care about protection
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>>34335682
Nice
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>>34335713
untamed pubes increase the reach of your root chakra, which will strengthen it
basically, not shaving your balls makes you a coomer haha
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>>34335709
are u too gigga-brained for studies of human behavior? we must be in aww of you
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donjamin kirkentollah
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>>34335716
there there silly moidoidtron
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>>34335686
M
Daily, sometimes twice a day if I feel like shit because showers cheer me up and de-stress me
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I would have sex with like 95% of women. Why are women so hot?
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>>34335721
yeah but how many would you have a lifetime relationship with?
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>>34335691
i'm glad someone here also takes showers daily

>>34335693
>I prefer baths
that's understandable actually, baths are really nice

>>34335697
oh hey you're still around here? also thanks for the input
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>>34335721
anon, your root chakra is acting up again, there seems to be severe malfunctioning going on down there
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>>34335686
M, every night, sometimes in the morning too. I get all sweaty at work so I kinda have to.
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I'm going to marry a femanon!
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>>34335686
I spend like an hour a day on average in hot water
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>>34335720
nice, i could understand taking a shower twice, it's pretty refreshing
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>>34335722
About 1% probs
>>34335724
Maybe it is. I rarely see a woman that I wouldn't have sex with. Like she has to either be very old or very obese.
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>>34335728
are you sure you're not dreaming?
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>>34335707
Yeah that when men are such terrible people they turn gay. And when women are good, they like women's attention more. Society is just cooked.
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>>34335728
Why would you do that
Which one?
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>>34335718
Hisssshassiieethhhhhh
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>>34335732
which if those do you check?
>fat
>broke or have some money cause you're stingy and maybe begrudgingly built a career you hate
>balding
>watching porn
>full of resentment
this should give more insight into whats going on with your root chakra
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Its actually impossible to fall asleep
Ive been doomscrolling since 5am its 8am almost
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>>34335733
If I set my mind to it I can accomplish anything!

>>34335735
I haven't decided yet. I'm sure I'll meet the right one someday!
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>>34335739
cortisol goes brrrrrrr
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>>34335734
women instinctively sabotaging other women as a means of sexual competition has always been a thing, but hyperamplification by social media is new. things aren't cooked, women can just learn and adapt collectively
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>>34335734
>Yeah that when men are such terrible people they turn gay.
I'm bisexual, does that mean I am half terrible?
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>>34335728
Good luck! There's a femanon at my work but I already fumbled it.
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>>34335743
he kinda cute
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>>34335739
I sleep 14 hours
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>>34335723
In my defense, I used to shower daily when I had to go to work every day heh
>oh hey you're still around here?
Indeed. I was very busy a couple months ago but I'm usually here every night or every other night at worst
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>>34335737
>fat
no
>broke
yes, I am a NEET
>balding
Somewhat, not aggressively so
>watching porn
all the time
>full of resentment
sometimes
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That's quite a number to sing
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Im a big fat jacked idiot and i watch Speaki memes content on ig and youtube

Pic related
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Need a hero to save us
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>>34335749
mhm mhm, I diagnose you with mid tier root chakra over activity
you need to trim your pubes and eat more fruits but this won't really resolve until your karmic load is lightened by you becoming chad with ten kids and a cute wife
it might take you a couple more reincarnations but you'll eventually get there
keep it up
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Any gender, how successful is your best friend's love life compared to yours?
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>>34335751
men act weird when nowomen. prison, sailors, frontier, etc. 64% of men under 30 single rn. u not different.
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>>34335743
Error
The webpage is broken
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>>34335756
M
Hes a normie and he keeps getting ghosted and broken up with
I'm not even in the game
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>>34335756
My best friend is married to a girl who asked him out in our senior year of high school and working on his third child. Their relationship is good but not perfect.

I have no love life so his is infinitely better than mine.
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>>34335756
F, I think it's about even
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>incel statistics >:(
>incel statistics in japan :O
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>>34335756
M. he gay. his love life is 1909 cocks
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>>34335762
What do those runes say?
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I wanna hold her. I'm sorry darling.
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If I have a son he isn't going to school, he's staying home all day and watching Myron Gaines, Hoe_Math, and Clavicular.
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>>34335756
M
He’s been with the same girl since high school but cheated on her and they seem to have this quiet private discontent so idk, he’s very cagey with his private life
Meanwhile I was in the same spot and broke up with my ex
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>>34335770
You want a gay son?
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>>34335770
very based
raising a mogger straight from the womb.
start bonesmashmaxxing before the plates of his skull fuse for optimal results and start with HGH immediatly to framemog the sub5s in the kindergarten
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The truth is. She is in a limbo of existence. Of the world sure, but she may as well be a figment. She exists just as the distant planets in the cosmos that we'll never see exist, but it's not in a meaningful capacity. She is half in the world and half in my mind. She may as well be a character written in a fantastical novel, that I can ponder and never reach out and touch.
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>>34335776
Don't listen to this guy. I bonesmashed my infant son's face and the judge gave me ten years in prison
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>>34335776
you could also just get him a trampoline but you do you
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>>34335779
thats your fault for not optimizing your aura and aesthetics before going to court. If you ascended like you were supposed to, leanmaxxed and jawlinemaxxed, the jury wouldnt judge you guilty.
You got mogged by a bunch of sub5s in the jury and now you've been banned to the FFA server.

very suboptimal
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I shouldn't have put on beach house bruh
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Just saw a man with a womb tattoo
What the fuck
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>>34335787
stop looking at tranny porn
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>>34335789
No I mean in real life, heart and wings and all that
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>>34335756
F
I’m a virgin so I’m a little behind, but it doesn’t matter
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>>34335790
where the fuck are you that you see men without shirts?
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foids, do you ever make plans? do you ever have sex?

maybe that's just what you're supposed to do
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>>34335792
At my job
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>>34335793
I would make plans and have sex if I wanted to, I simply don't want to
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Rate my fit, /atoga/
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>>34335794
stop working at a gay strip club maybe
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>>34335796
mega reddit
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>>34335756
M
Hes been in a relationship for a year now while my love life is non existent
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>>34335796
Not as good as this
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ugh, shirts don't fit me right
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>>34335797
Never, just had a lovely conversation with twin girls about cats
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>>34335804
you should have told them your silly cat name
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>>34335803
fine, I'll shave my upper body
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what if toad mode is how humans purr
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>>34335806
I didn’t know it until now
>>34335809
I haven’t done toad mode in a long while
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>>34335809
the fuck is toad mode
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>>34335813
this
https://youtu.be/u5DfOvgDri8
>>34335812
well, get to it
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>>34335813
another example
https://youtu.be/UMjz1Ft3EAk
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>>34335814
I can’t do it rn
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>>34335818
sigh, do a growl or hum at least
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making noise during sex as a man is a humiliation ritual
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>>34335820
moaning is for chad only, so ofc you'd think that
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gay men moan during sex all the time
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>>34335823
how do you know?
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>>34335826
I listen to them having sex all the time
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>>34335828
wild
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>>34335819
I’m shy now
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>>34335728
are you into feminine dick?
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>>34335706
you stink.
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>>34335842
nah, I wash every day and use deodorant, I barely move or go outside anyways and I change my clothes daily, I'm fine
and even if I did stink, who cares if I don't go outside anyways
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Do you prefer to travel by interstates or by highways, /atoga/? State gender
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>>34332925
Need anime gf
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>>34335844
nta, you sound like a stinky femcel. perfect
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>>34335820
Don't overdo it but some heavy breathing or little sounds are extremely hot
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>>34335700
We used to keep women on a leash and they were the lesser sex until 5 minutes ago
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Should I go to dive bars by myself as a 23 year old man? What are the chances a cougar tries to flirt with me?
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>>34335847
M

Interstate because the speed limit is higher. I love to go fast.

I don't love getting on and off the interstate however.
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>>34335847
What is the purpose of this question?
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>>34335864
What is the purpose of any of the questions on here? Discussion.
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>>34335834
>feminine dick?
No such thing.
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>>34335857
Yeah, sometimes you get lucky. Chance increases on fridays
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>did your life improve at all when you transitioned from incel to sex haver
Initially, yes. After a while realized how little it had added
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>>34335873
It isn't even the actual sex that matters, it is having someone accept you entirely.
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>>34335873
sexo isn't important. sexo isn't the goal. stable long-term love relationship is important. that is the goal.
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>>34335874
>>34335881
Trvke
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>>34335888
>>34335888
>>34335888
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>>34335857
Not happening if you're not a Chad. You need to have a social group when you go bar hopping or else you will look like a creepy weirdo when everyone else is there with their friends.
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>>34335892
Yeah this is just untrue
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>>34335520
Well I mean I like doing the breathing and ice packs to get anxiety down
But the thing is anything can stress me out. I need to train my brain to stop reacting that way right? And I’m afraid being alone is what caused the worst of it, but I can’t just make someone be with me
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>>34335790
I would have snapped a pic. I bet he rides it crazy.
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Yikes



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