[a / b / c / d / e / f / g / gif / h / hr / k / m / o / p / r / s / t / u / v / vg / vm / vmg / vr / vrpg / vst / w / wg] [i / ic] [r9k / s4s / vip] [cm / hm / lgbt / y] [3 / aco / adv / an / bant / biz / cgl / ck / co / diy / fa / fit / gd / hc / his / int / jp / lit / mlp / mu / n / news / out / po / pol / pw / qst / sci / soc / sp / tg / toy / trv / tv / vp / vt / wsg / wsr / x / xs] [Settings] [Search] [Mobile] [Home]
Board
Settings Mobile Home
/adv/ - Advice

Name
Options
Comment
Verification
4chan Pass users can bypass this verification. [Learn More] [Login]
File
  • Please read the Rules and FAQ before posting.
  • AdBlock users: The default ruleset blocks images on /adv/. You must disable AdBlock to browse /adv/ properly.
  • Are you in crisis? Call the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline at +1 (800) 273-8255.

08/21/20New boards added: /vrpg/, /vmg/, /vst/ and /vm/
05/04/17New trial board added: /bant/ - International/Random
10/04/16New board for 4chan Pass users: /vip/ - Very Important Posts
[Hide] [Show All]


[Advertise on 4chan]


File: 1772707587464894.jpg (565 KB, 1124x1600)
565 KB
565 KB JPG
>>34332925
>>
>>34335888
>foid with no dating experience
Nice fiction. They're all serial dating whores in 2026.
>>
You will never be a woman.
>>
'dating' has become synonymous with 'trying out different boyfriends' which was done by whores to lessen their loss of reputation for lacking restraint.

better to not know how to date and show that you are someone with self-restraint than vice-versa
>>
>>34335892
Bro he isn't going to look creepy going to a bar by himself. It's a public space to go drink and have fun and meet new people, like that's literally what it's designed for. If people think you're a creepy weirdo it's probably because you're acting like a creepy weirdo, not because you went to a bar by yourself.
>>
Should Starbucks come out with a NyQuil™ Latte?
>>
>>34335898
Yeah, and they still get touched and kissed by different men. Disgusting whores.
>>
>>34335894
Even autistic women are getting dick.
>>
Ladies how do I help the gf feel more confident? I'm not going to lie I have a preference for chubby/plump but due to sickness, she's slim. I still love her and want to please her while we work on her physique (gym and trying to feed her more) I know actively trying to change her probably isn't great for irrational woman psyche but we both agree it's what we want.
>>
>Friday
Women, is it going to be plap time later today?
>>
>>34335899
If he's asking if it's okay to go to a bar by himself, he's clearly not the social extrovert type that would succeed alone (and if he was, he would have a group of friends unless he's a tourist in a new country). He will be anxious and awkward.
>>
>>34335906
lmfao
>>
>>34335906
>Ladies
>>34335909
>Women
>>
the funniest thing about the incel posts is that the moids posting them genuinely think they are spitting pure wisdom
>>
>>34335913
the girlies baiter has awoken
>>
The... master baiter.
>>
>her: soo where are your friends?
>him: oh, I came here by myself
>her: oh... all alone? listen, I'll go back to my friends, nice meeting you, bye!

You know this will happen. That's if he does hit it off with a bitch and doesn't just go home after several rejections.
>>
>>34335916
there's nothing funny about foids being twisted up by delusion
>>
>>34335898
Wrong thread, incel
>>
>>34335923
maybe not if you're the victim of said delusions, but from an outside perspective, it's hilarious
>>
>>34335909
Toys only
>>
>>34335888
I like her boots
>>34335900
If I was still a barista there I'd
try OD on it
>>34335922
Actually when I met my ex at a bar I told her I didn't have any friends lol
>>
>>34335916
Such is the fate of the midwit, they speak with objective authority because they never outgrow the feeling that objective authority not only exists but is always correct
>>
>>34335937
She probably assumed you were joking and probably saw you with other people at the bar, which is social proof. The people who invite you out every weekend are your friends. You're the biggest normie in this thread.
>>
>>34335944
and somehow the one exception is you. lol
>>
>>34335951
I’m self aware that my inceldom is purely brought on by myself
>>
>>34335945
There was another time at the same bar about a year before, where I was on my own waiting for someone, so went to get a drink and these two girls started chatting, one asked if I thought her friend was cute and if I'd get her number etc., eventually I just awkwardly said she was a bit young for me and went back outside
The notion that you need to be some extroverted charming normie chad, to talk to anyone in a bar setting, is just blatantly false lol
I'm not a normie, I legitimately don't have any friends IRL and will probably spend the weekend walking and reading when I'm not in my room
>>
A 17 year old boy finding a 17 year old girl attractive = perfectly understandable and normal. A 30 year old man finding a 17 year old girl attractive = pedophilia. How does this logic makes senses to anybody? If I said that a 7 year old found his peers sexually attractive you would rightfully find that weird, so this tells me women who say this are just being disingenuous, and honestly men should start handing out defamation lawsuits to women who call them pedos online.
>>
>>34334277
Are you still about anon (ig it's early in US)? Lmk how you get on today/this weekend. My meeting's in a couple hours so I'm gonna see how many things I can apply to and have a beer for every 5 jobs applied to lol
>>
>>34335958
ok pedo
>>
Either sex, what would you do if you woke up tomorrow as a Indian? You're the same age and sex, you're the Indian equivalent of your actual socioeconomic status, and you learn to speak whatever jeet language you need to speak and the basic knowledge you need to exist there, but your ability to speak English gets much worse.
>>
>>34335962
See you in court
>>
>>34335963
f, I'd just keep living my shut in, neet, avoidant life, I don't think it would change much
maybe I'd start making more naan and daal and buy a sari, get some gold jewelry and paint my hands and feet with henna
>>
>>34335963
M
kms
>>
>>34335965
you won't do shit, pedo
>>
>>34335971
You would be very decent
>>
>>34335974
You won't do shit when I walk by you with my 17 year old girlfriend
>>
>>34335958
>A 30 year old man finding a 17 year old girl attractive = pedophilia
I don't think most people would agree with this
What they would agree with is you have no business being around or leering over random 17 year old girls as a 30 year old man lol
>>34335963
Move back to India and Indiamaxx and Bollywoodmaxx
I would probably be some guy on the street corner trying to rip off tourists
>>
>>34335976
I'd want a purple and teal sari with gold bead embroidery
I couldn't afford that but I'd still want one
I'd also start to do yoga and read the Bhagavad Gita
I think I'd be ok, a walking clichée
>>
>>34335958
Okay pedo.
>>
>>34335978
yeah, cause I don't give a shit about you or some random girl with no dignity and no father to protect her
low energy creatures are not my personal battle
>>
>>34335963
M

I'd become the go-between for a Western tech company and their outsourced offices. Having been human once will give me an advantage over all the other jeets.
>>
>>34335984
Women got married off by their fathers at 17 years old all the time in the past you clown. They weren't beta feminists like you.
>>
>>34335930
Toy types?
>>
>>34335958
>A 17 year old boy finding a 17 year old girl attractive = perfectly understandable and normal. A 30 year old man finding a 17 year old girl attractive = pedophilia. How does this logic makes senses to anybody?
Because we're not retarded. How does it *not* make sense to you? I'm genuinely curious.
>>
>>34335981
Your pussy would grow teeth
>>
>>34335990
exactly, to men they deemed worthy, not you
men like you got sent to war as canon fodder but unfortunately nowadays silly kids are allowed to make huge life impact decisions without parental supervision, which is like christmas for pedos
>>
>>34335990
The AAFM for women in Christian Europe before the Industrial Revolution was about 25.
>>
>>34335963
>Either sex, what would you do if you woke up tomorrow as a Indian?
Marry my Indian diaspora girlfriend.
>>
>>34335963
Go to india and do some crimes until i get ripped apart by a train or an elephant
>>
>>34335996
why?
>>
>>34336000
They wouldn't want you
>>
>>34335995
So I just magically stop being sexually attracted to 17 year olds as I age? How does that make sense? Once again, do you find a 7 year old being sexually attracted to their peers weird and abnormal, yes or no?
>>
>>34335958
Nobody is calling that pedophilia except a few virtue signalling e-celeb larpers. That said, i am in mid 20s and wouldn't date a 17 yo girl, 18 and more only.
>>
>>34336004
nta but a 7yo being sexually attracted to anyone is a cps emergency situation
>>
>>34336004
Nobody says that, they say you aged out of dating them.
>>
File: Miri-Shep.jpg (413 KB, 1078x943)
413 KB
413 KB JPG
>>34335898
It used to be common for people to date several other people at a time because they weren't doing anything sexual. Now everyone is sex obsessed and think it's more important than getting to know someone first.

>>34335903
>Even autistic women are getting dick.
Men will literally fuck anything. Put them in jail and they start fucking each other.

>>34335958
Pedophile

>>34335963
Probably get a job in a call center, then get raped and murdered on my way home by a group of 5'2 guys with room temp IQs.
>>
File: CUhwUwDU8AAaz3r.jpg (39 KB, 500x375)
39 KB
39 KB JPG
>>34335888

Just so

Before this thread goes black
>>
>>34335958
Never forget that Eipstein had an egg shaped dick every time a man is obsessed with teens I know is because their dick is so small they need a baby to make it look big
>>
>>34336013
it is what it is
>>
>>34336006
>7yo being sexually attracted to anyone is a cps emergency situation
CPS finna swat every 7 year old boy watching cartoons and having an awakening
>>34336005
>mid 20s and wouldn't date a 17 yo girl, 18 and more only
desu I'd make that 21+, unpaid babysitting ain't worth
>>34336009
you would just need a Bollywood boyfriend to come and rescue you from the call center on his rickshaw
>>
>>34336002
Idk, but that gay manwhore gave me a boner
>>
>>34336018
uh... the womb tattoo one?
>>
>>34336014
Cry harder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8UrIrbXsrQ
>>
>>34336016
>CPS finna swat every 7 year old boy watching cartoons and having an awakening
yes because thats not a thing in healthy sexual development but you wouldn't know that mrs diddler aunty
>>
>>34336019
Yes
>>
>>34336014
true, this is because their sexual maturity both mentally and physically has stopped progressing before puberty
>>
>>34335909
probably not.

>>34335958
holy bait i am not reading all of that, why would you say that 30 year olds like 17 year olds should be okay
>>
Epstein did nothing wrong. His youngest "victim" was 14 years old. Literally normal in medieval times.
>>
>>34336023
sheesh
honestly if I was you I'd become a monk, get a tonsure and live happily ever after with my ((room mate))
sounds comfy and aesthetic
>>
>>34336027
>probably not.
Please make an effort.
>>
>>34336022
I'm pretty sure that every kid growing up has some kind of romantic feeling towards fictional characters even if it's not explicitly sexual until they're a teen or whatever
ok maybe 7 is a bit young but definitely when I was a bit older I did lol
>>
>>34336016
>desu I'd make that 21+, unpaid babysitting ain't worth
18 are hot though. But i prefer 21 or 23 too probably
>>
>>34336027
If a 17 year old can consent to sex with another 17 year old then they can consent to sex with an older person.
>>
>>34336029
The hell is a tonsure
>((room mate))
Y u say it like that huh
>>
>>34336028
does it remotely look like the medieval times to you??
>>
>>34335958
I mean, I had a crush on a schoolgirl when I myself was in school, but now I find them too small and immature. Some 17-year-olds with more mature figures would probably still be attractive to me, but your preferences are supposed to naturally change with age. If they didn't, that's some stunted development issue.
>>
>>34336032
>18 are hot though
well ig you can be fwb or whatever but I don't recommend serious dating
speaking as someone who seems to only get attention from 18 year olds and women double my age
>>
>mfw when pedos itt
>>
>>34336028
the difference was that in medieval times it was an adult man that ideally cared deeply decided who gets to have access to this little girl, not the little girl herself, since she didn't have the wisdom, knowledge of humans and foresight yet to make such decisions, which is why the less fathers were culturally allowed to just decide over their daughters future, the higher up the age of consent got pushed to make up for the fact that it had now suddenly been put upon literal children to deal their own fate with no mature parental guidance interfering
this is why you now see exploitative failures being the ones that have no moral compass and use copes like yours to justify exploiting the naivety of youth for their sexual gratification
>>
>>34336039
you forgot your file
>>
>>34336039
Wdym, most of us are clowning on that pedobait.
>>
>>34336031
no, really not
thats a red flag
>>
>>34336036
When I was a teenager I was almost exclusively into MILFs lol, I'd run home at lunch time to quickly fap to MILF porn and heat something up in the microwave. Now that I am in my late 20s I like teenage girls.
>>
File: IMG_7017.jpg (66 KB, 943x284)
66 KB
66 KB JPG
>>34336034
no reason at all
>>
>>34336004
>So I just magically stop being sexually attracted to 17 year olds as I age?
You stop wanting to be involved with them, because you no longer have anything with a teenager who is still in high school. Or at least, if you do have anything in common with a teenager who is still in still in high school, that is pretty fucking sad.

>Once again, do you find a 7 year old being sexually attracted to their peers weird and abnormal, yes or no?
Prepubescent children are biologically unable to experience sexual attraction towards anyone. So yes, it would be abnormal, but for completely unrelated reasons.
>>
>>34336046
Your yaoi fanfic about me is noted in your file
>>
Girl I was dating left country as she was only here for a year and I met her towards the end.
No bad feelings towards each other, just unfortunate timing.
Last few months see her reposting stuff on TikTok about meeting somebody special, my country etc, got a similar vibe on some of her Instagram posts and comments.
Posted what I am interpreting as bait to her Instagram close friends story recently (She never posts on that and only added me after we split).
Her birthday is coming up quite soon and I am considering sending her a message for it.
On the one hand the logistics are still a massive impediment unless one of us were to move and its also unlikely to lead to anything. On the other hand you only live once, we'd probably still be together if she didn't have to move away.
>>
>>34336028
You mean other than the whole serial rape and sex trafficking thing?
>>
>>34336039
>mfw when pedos itt
what did you expect on this website tbqh
>>34336044
well my childhood was pretty fucked tbf lol
>>
I want to say something but I'll be quiet
>>
>>34336048
it would only be that if it would be arousing to me, but it is in fact just a neutral observation, so if you want fake news in your file, that's your problem, not mine
>>
>>34336052
that makes you even more of an attention whore. Spit it out!!
>>
>>34336053
Ok let’s unpack the monk caricature
Counterpoint: travelling mystic
Y/n
>>
>>34335960
>have a beer for every 5 jobs
update, I've applied to one job and had 2 beers, I think I have this backwards
still got almost an hour tho
>>
>>34336055
y
but I think it would be nice to first have a place to belong, for like three years or so
then you go on a pilgrimage to other brotherhoods and all this time you will be writing journals that one day will be canon and you can act on your desire to help others by lending a shoulder to people in need that come to the church for support and guidance
you will also be tending to the herb garden
>>
>Le medieval AoC
Consider: Average age of menarche was around 17 to 24.
They spent their youth being mentored and given the skills and responsibilities of fellow women. Same for young men.
Courtship was transactional and deliberate. It took years to arrange. If they weren't childhood friends, they were picked carefully. By the time they were ready to wed, they already had all of the resources and support to start a family, rather as much resources as were available to their bracket and situation.
Not at all comparable to the frivolous and degenerate relations seen today.
>>
>>34336059
thats way too nuanced for a pedo to grasp, you have to consider that their mental development has stalled around age 7 too, because thats when the incident happened and their brain was too preoccupied with being traumatized to grow and mature further
>>
>>34336058
I feel like I’m, in your mind, the only good Christian on this earth lol
That would be nice, I like pilgrimages and gardens
>>
>>34336059
that sounds boring af ngl, I would rather just dance with the huzz in the club
>>
>>34336059
Women weren't getting their first periods an entire decade later in medieval times. What kind of dumbass shit is this? It was maybe two years later at most.
>>
File: Namine.png (890 KB, 1075x786)
890 KB
890 KB PNG
>>34336031
When I was younger I had crushes on characters like Namine but I never had any sexual thoughts about it, it was like the concept simply didn't exist in my mind.
Which is honestly weird when you think about it, you would think instinctual urges would be intrinsic to our biology but they only seem to be activated by the developments in puberty, like what happens when someone starts puberty very early?
>>
>>34336064
>I never had any sexual thoughts about it
well yeah, I'm just talking about light crushes, like they make you feel some kinna way
>>
This retard unironically actually thinks women were getting their first periods at 24 years old. Feminist roasties are braindead.
>>
>>34336061
I mean, snorri was the only one that gave enough of a fuck to write down the celtic myths and whilst I'm aware that he probably chose the ones that resonated with his christian essence the most and probably left some stuff out and added some stuff in cause it got filtered through his own bias, it's still nice of him
let's just hope he didn't just do that as a form of mockery, like the romans did but that he actually was just a lil nerd that wanted to preserve oral lore
you could be a bit like him
>>
File: IMG_4794.jpg (186 KB, 1179x1474)
186 KB
186 KB JPG
>>34336069
That is the most begrudging compliment on my faith you’ve ever given
Have a meme as a treat
>>
>>34336038
Why not
>>
>>34336070
fitting meme
>>
File: amiwhj.jpg (63 KB, 582x500)
63 KB
63 KB JPG
New Noah Kahan track
What do you think?
>>
>>34336073
I’m afraid I have to goon to femboys now
>>
Women, should I buy tim apple's new laptop?
>>
>>34336077
at work?
>>
>>34336080
I’m home now, been for about an hour and a half. I pulled off the tightest, slicked parallel park when I got back too. Tight af
>>
File: 1755904548937541.jpg (193 KB, 904x1024)
193 KB
193 KB JPG
Good morning to all the virgin women that worth gold itt. Remember that only whores will want that you throw away into the trash bin your value of woman for literally nothing just like they did because you easly can be a whore like them but they will never worth gold like you again.
Worst enemy of a woman is another woman and misery loves company.
>>
>>34336076
what in the incel, lol
>>
>>34336076
you are from /mu/ do you? because you have shitty musik taste
>>
>>34336077
Don’t go down that road man
>>
>>34336081
that was many tights for one post
I think I'll have to dip if your going to inflame your root chakra to this extend
>>
>>34336079
I saw an ad about it, I am really curious about the quality. If you do post what you think.
>>
>>34336083
Those guys all date and marry whores though
>>
>>34336087
What

I’ve had gay sex before. When I was 19 I dated an Australian intersex person with a dick and the nicest, phattest butt you’ve ever seen

They played tennis

You are afraid of your nature

I am me

Sent from my iPhone
>>
>>34336093
>Sent from my iPhone
lmgo
>>
>>34336090
I’m actually reading this schizo businessman’s Twitter page and howling at every post
>>
>>34336092
Dudes want to date a virgin without being a virgin themselves. Plus do you have any of the qualities of the men you are describing that virgin women want anon?

>then expect the Femanon to be like a pornstar in bed
>>
>>34336071
probably bc they'll still be unsure of what they want and dump you after a while, or you'll just have very little in common
>>34336093
>Sent from my iPhone
kek'd
>>34336056
what I fucking hate is when you have to manually fill in a whole bunch of shit that's already your CV, for a part-time minimum wage position lol
there's a library job 15 min walk from me but I cba to finish this marathon application rn
well I applied to 5 others at least
>>
>>34336091
Will do. Not sure if I like the funny citrus color or the silver more
>>
>>34336095
good boy
>>
>>34336083
Gold is easy to find, though. A pure virgin woman is more like a tanzanite.
>>
>>34336103
I was wondering how long it will take you to go back to the old incelposting methods, lol.
>>
Did other boys not have crushes on girls when they were 7?
>>
>>34336107
I did. I seem to remember having my first crush on a girl at 5.
>>
>>34336107
I liked this black Romanian girl, we reconnected as teenagers and she got really into self harm and would tell me that she would stick her hand in fire for prolonged periods of time. She wanted to study alternative medicine and said I looked like Jesus
>>
>>34336107
anon, the majority of people itt have a fucked up sexuality, you won't get many sane answers to this
>>
>>34336097
>bc they'll still be unsure of what they want and dump you after a while
Whatever, i'd just enjoy it while it lasts
>>
>>34336109
>That I looked like Jesus
Proof?
>>
>>34336083
Hey, I only expect one of those at the top and have one of those on the bottom.
>>
>>34336107
Crushes yeah, but the most I ever thought about was holding hands.
>>
>>34336113
I’m not digging out my yearbook photo but I had long blond hair in high school
>>
>>34336112
I think this response is so cute for some reason.
>>
>>34336083
>big dick
>tall
>hair
yes

what I bring to the table:
>chubby belly
>non zero body count
>broke
>mental illness

I think thats a fair trade offer
>>
>>34336107
Yesn't.
Me very first crush was like 12 when i was 9
>>
>>34336120
I think it is too, don’t let anyone tell you different
>>
>>34336122
thank you, thank you
>>
>>34336104
How is that incelposting? Everyone knows that virgin females are rare.
>>
>>34336120
i feel like there's a good number of guys who would swoon for that
>>
File: 1773052682874721m.jpg (134 KB, 665x1024)
134 KB
134 KB JPG
>>34336092
>>34336114
>>34336120
Lol
>>
God is a politician.
>>
>>34336097
ok I sucked it up and finished the application lol
gotta go in like 10min tho
>>34336112
>just enjoy it while it lasts
looking back I should've just done that ig lol. I worry too much about things and the future tho so as soon as she was like "I just want something casual" or whatever I'm already crashing out
>>
>>34336115
Because you hadn't hit puberty yet.
>>
>>34336129
God died for your sins
>>
>>34336129
you'd expect "god is a serb" but no, we got the brand new "god is a politician"
>>
>>34336125
Hint:
Whores will use shaming tactitcs against anything that expose their gaslighting about these whores being 'high value women'
>>
>>34336110
What's sane according to you?
>>
>>34336135
You are an annoying faggot
>>
>>34336128
Only like 5% of women are still virgins after 20 years old, and most of them aren't very attractive. So your requirements are basically just as far-fetched as this reddit femcel's are.
>>
>>34336108
I had a crush on a Persian girl in kindergarten.

>>34336109
Ouch. So her hand was scarred by burns?

>>34336121
Are you still into older women?
>>
>>34336135
Virgin women are for virgin men anon, wouldn’t you agree?
>>
>>34336135
True. But it's amusing to watch at least.
>nooo, actually you are a le insecure small dicked loser if you refuse to settle for a whore with a 5+ body count
They have no logic.
>>
>>34336128
>I will live happily single
>That's why I am posting an angry rant on /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
>>
>>34336126
I never had an issue with what I want vs what I bring to the table so I think I'm in the clear
>>
>>34336142
So 5 is the limit, is what I’m hearing.

Serious question, what if the only person femanon had sex with, died?
>>
File: OhNo.jpg (65 KB, 717x533)
65 KB
65 KB JPG
You have some very interesting "opinions", don't you?
>>
>>34336147
this nigga is literally me except I'm not a policeman
>>
>>34336146
What's up with these extremes and exceptions you foids love to jump to? That's not what happens in most cases.
>b-but abortion is okay if she was raped.
Murder is never okay. Shut up.
>>
File: IMG_6938.jpg (104 KB, 1200x1267)
104 KB
104 KB JPG
>>34336147
some might probably say so, yes
>>
>>34336147
I think as I get older my opinions will align progressively worse with the zeitgeist, and I will be seen as an old kook with antiquated opinions, who hasn't been able to move on with the times.
>>
>>34336152
nta but murder is always ok if it pleases me
in fact, you should organize more human sacrifices to worship me
>>
>>34336147
i do :D
>>
>>34336155
not today, yaldabaoth. God will strike you down further.
>>
>>34336152
>whats up with these extremes and exceptions
You retard, I’m asking because it literally applies to me. Ex died 3 years ago, also this is /atoga/, not, ranting about never getting laid and topics that haven’t been brought up (I.e: Abortion) you are just arguing with yourself
>>
>>34336147
Listen, all I'm saying is that a flared head is an interesting tactile shape for a toy. I don't think that that's crazy to point out.
>>
>>34336158
he has tried many times in the past and as far as I can tell, I just came back stronger each time, so he should feel free to try again
>>
>>34336155
Moloch in the chat apparently
>>
>>34336128
6'4 is the real issue here. The rest isn't all that uncommon.
>>
File: IMG_1162.jpg (202 KB, 1170x1172)
202 KB
202 KB JPG
>>34336165
yeeheea boi
>>
Erybody kno imma fuck her like a hoe
>>
File: git-judged.gif (552 KB, 498x228)
552 KB
552 KB GIF
My proposal- If proven guilty, the rapist should fund all of the woman's gestational needs and services to term. Or does this already happen?
>>
>>34336170
My question is, with what money ?
>>
>>34336170
Just because you rape someone doesn't mean you're not still legally required to pay for child support, yeah.
>>
>>34336169
You've never met a black person in your life
>>
>>34336170
Rapists should have their penis removed
>>
>>34336173
What a blessed life to live highkey
>>
>>34336171
Force his family to pay whatever he ca't cover. They raised that fool. If fund requirements are still unmet, they become servants.
>>
>>34336173
I’m literally quoting a black man
>>
Clavicular is basically a real life shonen protagonist
>>
>>34336179
That black dude knows what’s up, even he’s tired of them like the rest of us.
>>
>>34336118
>for some reason
Because i am acting like a normal human and not like a freak. That's rare.
>>
>>34336175
Problem is that foids lie about it too much for that law to get passed. Hell, foids themselves would vote against it, since we all know they fantasize about it.
>>
>>34336173
>>34336179
Two things can be true at the same time.
>>
>>34336182
Fuck you actuary
https://youtu.be/NZsNBucxWjc
>>
>>34336181
Vehicular's licence is suscpended. It sucks. He said that meeting women online is impossible.
>>
>>34336183
You’re 100% right
>>
File: IMG_20251001_202104.jpg (233 KB, 1246x1140)
233 KB
233 KB JPG
>>34336142
>>34336146
Friendly reminder that body count is a bullshit. There's only 2 kind of women: virgin women thst worth gold and not virgin females that threw away into the trash bin their value of woman for literally nothing.

The same way you will not choose, buy and consume from a pill bottle without their inner foil safety seal why you wouldn’t apply the same basic logic on a woman wich safety warranty seal is already gone?

If the Jewish owner of the drug store will not tell you the 'body count'(how many roaches have get in and out from this pill bottle) what makes you think that a no virgin woman will tell you her real body count? Women are pathological liars and manipulators, they even will be able to lie about something so serious like fake rape accusations and ruin the life of a man without any kind of legal, social and moral consequence so you must be a fool if you legit think whatever the body count she is telling you.
>>
>>34336187
>Vehicular
>suscpended
atoga is peak comedy I swear
>>
>>34336191
I wonder what object women will be compared to today
>Pill bottles apparently
>>
There's still people who believe that hymens only perforate via sexual activity?
The lower the body count the better, yeah, but there's no such thing as a purity seal.
>>
>>34336128
There IS a problem with that website though, namely that it assumes an even distribution, even though every element would necessarily be changed by your geography.
>>
File: IMG_7020.jpg (80 KB, 467x330)
80 KB
80 KB JPG
>>34336191
me kirkenuinely
>>
>>34336195
I broke my hymen from wiping too hard at like 7, I was very confused because I didn’t even know vaginas could bleed until I was probably 12.
>>
>>34336199
Very indian post.
>>
>>34336193
Men get treated way worse by females for being below 6'3". And there are plenty of simps who settle for used goods, so you don't have to really worry. He also raises a great point.
Would you drink from a bottle that had 0 penises inside or would you willingly buy a bottle that had 1 penis or more inside?
>>
>>34336202
Can't even be a poopcel on the internet anymore. IBS, Crohn's, Celiac, these tragic white conditions, all tainted. Indians ruin everything.
>>
>>34336191
You really just wake up and start the spiel all over again?
>>
>>34336207
You forgot the fact that your vagina bled at she seven and you still needed five more years to know that vaginas can bleed and that apparently nobody in your family or school system had the common sense to educate you on your own body.
>>
>>34336208
Yeah, I’m convinced it’s an auto send message at this point.
>>
>>34336208
clinical retardation is one hell of a bitch
he'a the kind if guy that bashes his head against the wall whilst repeating the same three phrases over and over
>>
>>34336197
"kirkuinely" in 4chan?
>>
File: IMG_4683.jpg (149 KB, 1067x1413)
149 KB
149 KB JPG
>>34336214
yup
>>
>>34336197
kirkenuinely?

>>34336193
Are you saying you will choose, buy and consume from a pill bottle without their inner foil safety seal?
>>
>>34336209
You’re right, they didn’t, that isn’t my fault. I found out at 12 because eventually the school made all the kids watch a video about periods.

>>34336202
American
>>
>>34336216
yes, because I'm not an immunelet
>>
>>34336219
I never said it's your fault mrs neuroticism.
>>
>>34336196
NTA. r/FemaleDatingStrategy had like over 100k registered members. The top posts easily went over 5k karma. Other equally deranged subreddits like r/TwoXChromosomes have millions of WEEKLY visitors. You're right that the distributions aren't even, most users will be western and most will understand english, which relative to the total female population on Earth might not be representative, but Reddit is a mainstream platform. And FB groups like the "Are we dating the same guy" ones amass tens of millions of women combined worldwide.
>>
>>34336137
And you are a whore :^)

>>34336141
No. Men don't born with any kind of hymen. Only women born with a hymen and God gave to all women said warranty seal because she is sealed for your protection. Once her hymen is gone there's no way you can know her real body count.
>>
>>34336221
My bad, saying “you” like that made it seem like you were putting blame on me.
>>
>>34336222
>had like over 100k registered members
50k of that is trannies trying to "infiltrate the female mind to pass better" and the other 49k is incels trying to "mine salt for their echo chambers"
maybe 1k is biological femcels that are simply too fat and dumb to get a man
>>
>>34336223
>virgin women are for virgin men wouldn’t you agree?
>”no”
I’ve heard enough from you, everything you say is irrelevant and doesn’t matter.
>>
>>34336142
i know like when some guy posted his monster cock next to a monster can and these whores start to gaslight saying he was small when he literally posted a pic with time stamp showing his fucking cock was a bit larger than a fucking monster can. these whores are delusional
>>
>>34336224
I mean, it doesn't reflect very well on your IQ that it took you five years to realize vaginas can bleed if you literally witnessed your own vagina bleeding but kids will be kids I suppose and given your circumstances I'd assume you had more pressing things to ponder.
>>
Women would you rather nobody want to speak to you and everybody look at you with disgust, or everybody comment about you having nice tits, including women.
>>
>>34336226
I won't deny the existence of psyops as well as paid posters who push narrativers but these things do propagate through society. Women are as susceptible to influence as a regular Andrew Tate follower.
>>
>>34336228
>some guy
the schizo is referring to himself in third person now, lol
>>
>>34336231
Nta
At least Andrew Tate is having a positive impact, FDS produces spinners whine Andrew helps men to fix lives and become more attractive versions of themselves
>>
Men, would you rather get raped by your mom or by a bitch?
>>
>>34336229
If it was while wiping, a kid would just associate it with general undercarriage, feel too ashamed to mention it, forget about it like you said, and only realised once explained of the possibility. Not much of an IQ problem
>>
oh god, the schizo has gotten a boner and has started to sodomy post again
>>
>>34336234
I don't necessarily agree with a lot of things Andrew Tate says and I find his takes a bit hypocritical, after learning of his previous business activities in Romania (if we can call them that). But he gets a lot of negative headlines because he campaigns for Trump and the press takes jewish money to campaign for the other side.
>>
>>34336230
I'll take the occasional inappropriate comments over total social isolation.
>>
>>34336234
I don't think shallow materialistic improvements are much to be proud of. I guess my disagreement is with the whole value system in general, and crypto shit. I admire people who live comfortably, happily, modestly, and practically. People who can craft and cook and such. Not vain and consummerist, with hookers and ubering every meal. Very wasteful of spiritual vessels.
>>
>>34336227
>men abd women are equal!
Sex for women is a choice.
Sex for men is a task sometimes a mission.

That's why a whore is a source of shame meanwhile a man with a high body count that achieve this without paying prostitutes is seen as a heroe. Literally the women are the only ones that get 'the ick' when they say a virgin person from the opposite gender, in the other hand men see as gold virgin women,why?because sex for women is a choice and sex for men is a task!
>>
>>34335520 #
Well I mean I like doing the breathing and ice packs to get anxiety down
But the thing is anything can stress me out. I need to train my brain to stop reacting that way right? And I’m afraid being alone is what caused the worst of it, but I can’t just make someone be with me
>>
>>34336243
This doesn't make sense to me demographically. The majority of women will be whores, as to give the men experience, and then the men compete for the minority of virgin women? The losers get whores? Is that the ideal? It just doesn't fit with the 50/50 population for most, let alone all, men to get virgins
>>
>>34336199
>I SWEAR I BROKE MY HYMEN FROM WHIPING I SWEAR! :D

Remember men:
Women are pathological liars and manipulators, they even will be able to lie about something so serious like fake rape accusations and ruin the life of a man without any kind of legal, social and moral consequence so you must be a fool if you legit think whatever the body count she is telling you or the way she lost her virginity.
>>
>>34336230
Everyone’s jelly over flat tits, sounds good
>>
>>34336241
>TP
Nice tits!
>>
>>34336222
I was just critiquing the website generally, it is a poor use of statistics is all, unsurprisingly since hardly anyone can into even basic statistical reasoning
>>
>>34336248
>You only can marry with women of your same age!

Who is going to tell her?
>>
Men would you rather get your dick sucked for 2h or lick a pussy for 2h?
>>
File: 1772273918390460.png (10 KB, 590x500)
10 KB
10 KB PNG
>>34336254
Suck it bitch
>>
>>34336254
give me the drugs that let me cum endlessly and i'll accept the former, otherwise i'd take the latter. i wouldn't mind being tied down and forcefully blown for two hours though, at least once
>>
>>34336249
I'm not even concerned with what you're saying about women and their ways, I agree with most, I just want you to understand that the hymen is not as you think. I've witnessed myself, my little sister's hymen broke while at gymnastics. It wasn't her period, she was 8, but there was a blood spot. It didn't hurt her either, it just happened.
Hymens do not all form a perfect seal at birth, some are partial or even not there. How would you explain that they whored as a baby in the womb? Or as a toddler playing? It's foolish
>>
>>34336254
Going back and forth between the two is appealing. Or something like 69. It's doubtful that any woman would be interested in giving or receiving oral for more than like 10 minutes, though.
>>
>Gender
If your kids kepts screeming in the middle of a store and some stranger just yelled shut the fuck up, would you be mad?
>>
>>34336254
Why not both?
>>
>>34336261
F
My kids will speak when spoken to
>>
>>34336253
I can't visualise the ratios and such. Do you have any graphs showing who can be with who at which ages? I know I'm dumb I just want to understand
>>
You guys do realise that being sucked for 2h straight would eventually hirt your dick right? Same thing with your tongue.
>>
>>34336265
I've death grip jorked it for like 24 hours straight before when I took a shit ton of adderall.
>>
File: El6z8iaVcAAMf_A.jpg (23 KB, 400x302)
23 KB
23 KB JPG
>>34336179
>I’m literally quoting a black man
BasedGod is not a man

>>34336184
Fantasy ≠ reality
Actual rape is traumatic. And some women cope with rape through CNC, but it's not like real rape.

>>34336186
Apologies, I wasn't familiar with your game.

>>34336230
The second one. But could it be my ass instead? It would feel more genuine.

>>34336261
No, it would be because of my poor parenting if they screamed, thus I can't be mad if it inconveniences other people.
>>
Anon didn't say I had to lick the pussy well. I'll take breaks and just do little kisses and stuff. yumyum
>>
>>34336267
>Compliment on ass would be more guenuine
Yeah but it could also be interpreted as being platonic, as men also have ass.
What about a compliment on your cameltoe?
>>
>>34336261
i would encourage the pups to start mercilessly shitting on this stranger, if they can make the stranger cry then they all can get two candies each
>>
I think no one is ever going to love me again,
>>
>>34336272
That’s because they all know you’re on 4chan.
>>
>>34336273
How could they
>>
>>34336274
The Cia has been leaking your data logs for all to see
>>
foids, would you be kind to your moid's AI companion?
>>
>>34336274
Normies have olfactory wires to sniff out antisocial behaviour. It's usually very wrong, that's why it hurts to get filtered by it
>>
Am I the bad guy because I don't want to go places with my dad?
>>
>>34336261
f
depends ok why the kid is screaming, if someone told my kid to shut the fuck up whilst he's injured and we're waiting for paramedics, I will personally be responsible for the death of that person
>>
>>34336272
I haven't been loved before
>>34336270
Probably the most retarded post I have ever seen.
>>
>>34336277
I don’t need a normie just a soulmate
>>
>>34336277
It's only always wrong in the eye of the oke being sniffed out, lol.
>>
>>34336286
>just
rofl
>>
Ok seriously, if I have a dating profile but I have acne now and no photos of it, do I tell people over text or just in person, or never?
>>
>>34336293
just say your nickname is pimplepatch
>>
>>34336277
is it supposed to hurt?
>>
>>34336290
;) is it too much to ask
>>
I would shoot jesus in the back of his skull. I would cut lucifers head off with a machete. I am their God.
>>
>>34336293
I mean how bad is it? A couple zits are temporary, no biggie, but deep cystic stuff that's needing derm and steroids or whatever is a big part of your life.
>>
>>34336298
It’s a lot of zits
>>
>>34336301
Stop having zits.
>>
Why is everything failing on me? Why don’t I have control? My key ring failed, my phone failed, my body and mind, my bank failed, it’s too much at once
>>
>>34336168
Obviously Baal
>>
>>34336304
I’m trying but apparently it takes a while
>>
>>34336308
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4PcHYCgXtc
>>
>>34336265
Yeah they both sounded bad
>>
>>34336301
Do you know what from? If you're too shy to bring it up as a conversation topic, I'd include a pic with acne just so it's not a surprise. If you do talk about it, and they're cool and nice about it that's an easy tell to keep em around. Don't let yourself be shamed by something that was out of your control and you're actively taking care of
>>
>>34336282
Getting too arrogant. That wouldn't work.
>>
>>34336313
Yeah, it can take 10-15 years for them to go away.
>>
>>34336254
Neither, i'd rather stay a virgin male
>>
>Gender
Would you go to Consentland if that meant you could touch the private parts of anyone you want, but you also have to consent to get your privates touched by anyone who wants it.
>>
>>34336316
No I don’t I just don’t feel like myself and like any pictures I take right now (which are none, I refuse to let anyone take one) arent of me. I figured I’d tell them it happened really recently and apologize for catfishing
>>34336319
Don’t even say that
>>
>>34336251
My tits are awful, so I'd just feel patronized when people say that. Better than insults, I guess.
>>
>>34336318
what?
>>
>>34336325
F. People would just be murdering each other all the time in that world.
>>
>>34336327
If that can make you feel better, my penises are also awful.
>>
>>34336326
Stop picking your face
>>
I need to be resilient
>>
>>34336330
>plural
don't google diphallia
>>
>>34336326
It's okay to not know the cause but how much have you researched? Do you even know what to do to figure it out?
>>
>>34336331
Yea I am stopping
>>34336339
I’ve spent months researching, I did blood tests and tried retracing my steps, I just don’t know for certain. Could have been b12 overdose could have been skin barrier disfunction. I don’t know
>>
File: IMG_7821.jpg (96 KB, 700x767)
96 KB
96 KB JPG
>>34335888
Hey that’s me!

Anons whose idea was it to make us work on World Sleep Day
>>
>>34336343
Good that you went that far. buttt could this be a case of overreacting? do you have the basics down like changing pillowcases daily while it heals, only 3 products or less, etc.?
>>
>>34336347
anon, you're talking to myseryposter, she posts here about her skin every day, trust me, she has read everything there is to read about skin because it's all she thinks about
>>
Either letter
What do you do when you've had a dead bedroom for a year and now your gf has been reading yuri comics?
>>
It's the make-up ruining her face.
>>
how old and how single is this miseryposter?
>>
>>34336353
lol, imagine being a male incel thinking you know ball about female skin
>>
>>34336352
Communicate
>>
>>34336330
Well you should combine them to make one good penis, then.
But seriously, other people also suffering doesn't make me ever feel better.
>>
>>34336349
People with OCD/adjacent mindsets tend to overlook the first steps and just make their situations worse by stressing so much
>>
>>34336345
Loll
Ik it's fucking retarded but we can sleep when we're dead x
>>
>>34336352
F, sorry, can't relate, I'd never be in such a cringe and embarrassing situation.
>>
>>34336347
Yup
>>34336349
I’m sorry guys i know it’s annoying i just have no one to talk to about this in trying not to let it ruin my life
>>34336353
I never wore make up before this
>>
>>34336360
you don't say, and you telling her that won't change shit because people have been telling her that since months and she just rejects it and goes back to searching for some quick fix to slather on instead of fixing her mental illness
>>
Women have you ever
Been above the old volcano and slide your wings on the carpet of the wind?
>>
>>34336363
maybe you just need to chill. find peace and be happy and it will shine through like a cleansing light
>>
>>34336356
NTA but
believing female skin (or even hormones) are somehow a billion times more "complex" than men's is how women fall into the trap of spending so much money on facial cleaning products and then wondering how men get away with just washing with hand soap
>>
I want to study philosophy
>>
>>34336369
All the time
>>
>>34336363
nah it's fine, everyone's mental and annoying itt
I just think it's pointless for anon to try and go through all the skin care basics with you just to get more and more frustrated and pisses
nobody wins anything from that
>>
>>34336371
I didn't say it's a million times more complex, but go off
>>
>>34336371
It's not a gorillion but yes they are different enough to warrant extra care.
>>
>>34336234
Gay
>>
>>34336371
Nta you have such a guy brain.
Men get away with looking like shit, hand soap is not enough
>>
>>34336374
Why
>>
>>34336374
ok, do it
>>
>>34336367
I’m literally in therapy wtf
>>34336370
I’d love that
>>34336377
It’s a good reminder and in proud of myself for keeping it simple
>>
>>34336381
>Men get away with looking like shit
No they don't, and they should be stoned for thinking they can
>hand soap is not enough
I did not claim this the case
>>
>>34336374
Love In The Time Of Socialism
>>
>>34336325
F
Obviously not
>>
>>34336382
That is what I want to figure out
>>34336383
I will
>>
>>34336384
the beauty of an established routine is that you can focus on other stuff while it works. get a dam hobby.... distract yourself...
>>
I should hug more trees
>>
>>34336276
I would ignore it like I do most men
>>
#1 man ignorer loves posting in the paying attention to men thread what's up with that
>>
>>34336385
Women don’t wonder why men get away with hand soap
>>
>>34336389
I have hobbies , and I thought it was helping but just a few days ago it started getting bad again
>>
>>34336395
you have a hormonal cycle dummy
>>
>>34336393
I don’t speak incel, can you translate?
>>
>>34336394
you're the type of simpleton that would be painful to talk to about anything
>>
>>34336396
My skin looks best on my perio and worst when ovualting? That’s so retarded I should kill myself
>>
>>34336398
You're the one quoting instagram memes
>>
>>34336398
It was your post lol
Do you often self trigger?
>>
>>34336400
yeah thats cause ovulation is a pro inflammatory event, so if your skin's already inflamed, it will be worse and hormones all go down during menstruation, which can bring some relief
it's often the other way around with people with skin that does ok but it's apparently not the case for you
>>
>>34336401
>>34336403
>no argument so decides to attack the least relevant detail in the post through deliberate incredulity
incredible stuff
>>
>>34336406
Aw man this sucks
>>
File: IMG_6050.jpg (38 KB, 720x718)
38 KB
38 KB JPG
>>34336409
there there
>>
>>34336409
you'd think someone that supposedly has done endless obsessive research and allegedly gone to dr for testing would have known this.
hmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>
>>34336258
>that's not true i know a case

Thanks for confirm you are a whore.
>>
>>34336411
I told my derm about it and she was like whatever
I’ve looked a lot into hormonal issues but mine came back normal, and messing with them with spearmint or spiro will probably do more harm than good. My period is good
>>
>>34336407
That was you, buddy. Talk about being simple, yikes. Feel free to read the posts again
>>
>>34336385
https://voca.ro/18TcXhip87NO
>>
>>34336407
Ehm >>34336398
You okay?
>>
Didn't come here for 10 days and everything was great. I genuinely hate most of you brats
>>
>>34336418
yet here you are, curious how that works
>>
^poopoo bait
>>
What’s for breakfast atoga
>>
>>34336420
stranger or someone you see regularly?
>>
>>34336421
Not curious I am an idiot that is addicted to coming here. Very simple
>>
>>34336424
Regularly who had seen my clear skin
>>
>>34336416
Sozz this for >>34331264 omegalul
>>34336418
OK hf with that then X
>>
>>34336423
it is the afternoon but I just had an orange/kiwi/banana smoothie
what about you?
>>
>>34336363
you're good miseryposter, you put up with bullying and other parasocial schizotypy in exchange, its all in fun
>>
>>34336418
Howd you do it?
>>
I hate you
>>
>>34336426
maybe they know how much it fucks with you and were trying to make you feel better or your skin genuinely got slightly better and they wanted to tell you that it's noticeable
>>
>>34336430
Depression made it harder to do anything even post
>>
>>34336431
sheesh
>>
y post delet?
tard?
fak yuo pizzaface
>>
>>34336420
If female, it was a backhanded compliment or an attempt at gassing up someone she felt bad for.
If male, he didn't even look at your skin and just wanted something from you or tried to impress onlookers.
>>
>>34336423
>What’s for breakfast atoga
4 beers, a bottle of rose and 5 cigarettes (actually that was brunch)
>>
>>34336436
I'll get frozen pizza tomorrow in honour of her
>>
Stop being a pussy you vagina cunt
>>
File: jT5j6k6k.png (790 KB, 736x981)
790 KB
790 KB PNG
>>34336264
Each year hundred of females reach the legal age of consent, so each year arrive to the dating market hundred of young women, and some of these women still worthing gold because due their young age they still without throw away into the trash bin their value of woman, unlike older women that already wasted their best years riding the Cock-carousel.

Tldr:
for marriage men must go for younger women following the logic that they still pure and they don't ruin thesemvels yet. Old and ruined women are just for pump and dump only, for nothing serious. Call me a pedo predator i don't give a fuck, i know pretty well those shaming tactitcs that roasties use in order men don't dare to go for younger and better women.
>>
>>34336444
can you fix your ESL babble? put it through gpt or something nigga.
>>
>>34336423
It’s night. But I will have a yoghurt and tea tomorrow
>>
>>34335906
No stop, let her be healthy. You fetish is fucked up and will ruin her health and yours.
>>
>>34336352
Isn’t funny how she didn't that to all the other men that railed her before you?that's because she already had all the fun she wanted, that's why she settle down with a nice beta guy, enjoy the leftovers
>>
>>34336444
https://voca.ro/1glgL7FLXvlB
>>
>>34336450
We started dating in middle school actually. The dead bedroom was due to my retarded nofap stint that I very much regret. it killed my dick
>>
>>34336451
roflcopter'd through the roof
>>
>>34336447
>can't refute a shit
>applies the classic ESL ad hominem
>>
>>34336453
You realize that nofap was only for guys that never got pussy, right? How did you fall for it while having someone already? Good job on ruining your relationship. She felt ugly when you were refusing sex during nofap.
>>
>>34336453
But was she a virgin when you did meet her?
>>
>>34336076
I like one of those songs but guess that anon is slight correct about it being off topic
>>
Is there any stronger motivational force than the nagging of a woman?
>>
>>34336459
Yes I know that now. I stopped after too months but by then the damage was done
>>34336460
>Middle school
Yes, and we were neighbourhood friends before that and close enough for me to know.
>>
>>34336464
the criticism of a man you respect
>>
>>34336465
Well i suggest you be direct with her, explain to her that she is the only woman on the earth wich you want have wex too, that you have needs that only she can fulfill.
>>
>>34336468
Just two cool dudes being bros and maybe a kiss a little when no one is looking
>>
>>34336465
Poor anon, I actually feel bad for you, kek. You had the perfect virgin gf and you made her feel like you don't love her anymore.
>>
>>34336471
>just tell her obvious lies to make sure she knows you think she's retarded and easily played
Incredible advice
>>
>>34336434
Why are you depressed
>>
I’ve lost like 5 pounds. This is so bad how do I gain weight
>>
>>34336079
Don't do it.
>>
>>34336479
Just accept that God made you with the shape of a ferret. You will never be a bear no matter how much protrein you eat.
>>
>>34336479
I struggle too, the only way I manage is ordering a lot of takeout. Order things that is good to eat as leftovers
>>
>>34336278
Kind of, just be honest that you like being a homebody
>>
i hate men.
>>
>>34336479
drink a shot of seed oil every day, maybe
>>
File: IMG_7efi0.jpg (196 KB, 1532x1079)
196 KB
196 KB JPG
>>34336475
Retard-kun if you don't feed your cat he will go to other homes to eat, damn he Even will look at the trash for food, but if you give plenty of food to your cat he will never have the need to other places in search of food, he even wouldn't accept a steak because his need of food has been already satisfied.

Note:
This post is not about cats or food.
>>
>>34336486
that will not make come back your dad that abandoned you :^)
>>
>>34336477
No clue
>>
>>34336482
Why do I have to be UGLYYYYYYYY
>>34336484
>>34336487
I can't eat stuff like that because it's bad for me or something. but I eat. alot of protein and nuts and peanut butter. Maybe I have cancer for real
>>
I hate the homo sapiens
>>
>>34336495
I can make you happy
>>
>>34336496
Women rather slim guys than muscle guys
>>
>>34336496
You probably have a parasite living inside of you
>>
>>34336486
its ok, i still like you and would try to win you over :D
>>
>>34336354
>how old and how single is this miseryposter?
He's probably in his late 20s early 30s
>>
>>34336499
How? Why?
>>
My diary has so much more to say about my hate for the human race
>>
>>34336496
>ferret
>ugly
fuck you for real. they're really cool animals.
>>
>>34336508
I don't know but I want to
>>
>>34336514
Would you date and fuck a ferret? Would you marry a ferret?
>>
>>34336496
>>34336514
yeah FUCK YOU anon ferrets are dope as fuck
>>
File: ezgif-3ea263f84cef5332.jpg (116 KB, 1280x720)
116 KB
116 KB JPG
>>34336512
Based, post some excerpts here
>>34336457
https://voca.ro/1jbqCUqbNgdc
>>
>>34336515
Well too bad we are on 4chan ey? Go find someone that is already happy and make them happier. I am never leaving my hole
>>
File: IMG_20251130_131157.jpg (14 KB, 554x554)
14 KB
14 KB JPG
Wait so it is not normal that your index finger be shorter than your ring finger?
>>
>>34336492
Fuck off with your food analogies. Do you have experience to share from an actual relationship? Just because a woman is/was a virgin it doesn't mean she hasn't heard several flavors of
>you're the only one i want
>i have needs only you can fulfil
from men hoping to get into her pants, and the fact that it's her own bf reciting that shit to get laid after spurning her only serves to make it personally insulting and not merely another disgusting sleazebag signal to steer clear of.
>>
>>34336486
Hmm, Why?
>>
>>34336521
>I hate the human species
One of many
>>
>>34336519
if I was also a ferret yeah I'd be all over that. They fuck for days with their noodley bodies. Conceptually awesome. And animal comparisons are not literal. ferret/lean build is good.
>>
>>34336254
Get sucked but wouldn't mind reciprocating
>>
How am I retarded enough to be anoerzic on accident
>>
>>34336502
If I wanted a slim man, I’d just make a flat Stanley. I personally want a man with a huge chest covered in a carpet of hair.
>>
>>34336525
Did you even read that guy? Both have been together since middle school. I said the no fap shit was dumb and i think he should apologize and compensate her but he must explain to her that he did the no fap shit as a challenge and not because he didn't want to touch her for feeling disgust for her
>>
Gender
What are you insecure about?
>>
>>34336534
M
My intelligence
>>
>>34336534
I live among beautiful people but got my loser dad's shit genes.
>>
>>34336534
F
My ribs stick out a lot, it ruins outfits because they are so visible through my clothes. Also I have thin lips which my mom has pointed out my whole life. My grandmother and I share that feature so I try not to dislike it because it reminds me of her
>>
>>34336541
Mothers can be so cruel to their daughters for no reason
>>
>>34336541
>skinny as fuck
>thin lips
Pic?
>>
>>34336534
M my intelligence and my dick
>>
so pissed off. so so mad right now
>>
>>34336546
what's wrong with your peen anon
>>
>>34336534
F
lol
>>
>>34336534
Sometimes I think if I'd been born a man, I would've become an incel. Although, I probably would've kept my subjective disgust and purityfaggotry to myself.
>>
>>34336551
Your laugh must be very weird then
>>
>>34336541
Good thing you have a bf and never have to struggle with dating.
>>
>>34336550
Is just slightly below average, in todays world average is small.
>>
>>34336552
>Although, I probably would've kept my subjective disgust and purityfaggotry to myself.
Are you retarded? None of that means you will be over 6'3" with a good face, the only thing that matters to female creatures.
>>
>>34336556
you'll be fine. if it was weird like a mushroom head or something, then you could worry.
>>
>>34336534
m
hmmm. being misunderstood, i guess, so few do get me, let alone women, let alone women that are attractive/have a nice personality/etc. alienation is definitely a common theme in my life
>>
>>34336534
M
Impostor syndrome, to an extent
>>
File: ignored.jpg (37 KB, 640x629)
37 KB
37 KB JPG
>females n shiet
>>
>>34336552
>she legit believes there's no such thing like female incels

Who is going to tell her?
>>
File: IMG_7856.jpg (926 KB, 906x1654)
926 KB
926 KB JPG
>>34336542
They can be! I was 93Lbs until I was 18 because my mom is a bigger lady and would point out whenever I gained any weight.

>>34336545
I’m 125LBS now, but this is me at 90 pounds at 5’4. The lighting might make it seem more dramatic than it is.
>>
I had a date with a girl and it seemed to go well but she cant go on a date this month because she got a new part time job and is scheduled full or something along those lines. however she asked me to text her frequently.
but heres the thing, will this be a waste of my time?
i dont really wanna text for a month for a second date that may not go anywhere
shes very shy
petite, cute face, awful haircut though
>>
>>34336566
concave chest. brutal....
>>
3... 2... 1...
>>
>>34336566
I have one my ribs stick out like that. Just one
>>
>>34336083
50 stinky periods directly on your cock.
>>
>>34336567
>she cant go on a date this month because she got a new part time job and is scheduled full or something
This is a rejection.
>>
>>34336555
Yes! He is the reason I gain 40 pounds (my heaviest was 135), his family thought I was sick when they first took me in. What a trooper to stick with me when I looked like a starved dog
>>
The worst part about zoomie and younger fashion is the tangible cheapness. Shein crap. At least the og emo and scene kids put effort into altering and upcycling clothes, even if it did end up as ugly trash.
>>
>>34336571
You get it then, it sucks, or at least I think it does. Since I’ve gained weight they aren’t as noticeable but still stick out.
>>
>>34336574
but why would she go through the effort of texting me afterwards and asking me to text her a lot
>>
>>34336566
Are you working out and eating protein?
>>
>>34336576
Younger generations don't care what they wear and how they present themselves anymore. This is a sign of societal collapse.
>>
>>34336352
That's very hilarious that you turned your wife gay by being yourself. Maybe you should be better.
>>
>>34336578
They're never short of orbiters. Dating is pretty simple. If you like someone and you literally live in the same city, wouldn't you like to see her every week at least? Not tell her that you can only see her next month? She rejected you.
>>
>>34336579
Yes I am, I’m doing good! Thanks for asking anon
>>
State gender
What country do you think gets too much hate & which country do you think doesn’t get enough hate.
>>
>>34336575
A foid would never do that for a man. I hope you don't cheat on him when Chad wants to fuck your holes now.
>>
>>34336527
Yup, fucking hate em all yet I'm being a subservient cunt to these greedy fucks as always cuz I'm a masochist.
See you guys in a few hrs after I'm done slaving away for various other people who wouldn't care if we were dead.
Such is life on the bottom rung of society.
We slave slave slave away and if we're lucky get a few hours of sleep to escape from it all.
>>
>>34336583
I find that difficult to accept
when we went on a date she texted me beforehand: I can only stay one hour because i have something to do afterwards
during the date she said she had more time and stayed 3 hours (till i said I had to go home, she was down to hangout longer)
>>
>>34336261
Clean up on aisle X, I'm mopping the floor with that nigger. Idc if my kid is autistic screeching or vocal stimming. They're learning to communicate.
>>
>>34336230
Everyone can look at me with disgust because I'm not going to look at them.
>>
>>34336566
Just don't dress like a prostitute and solved problem. Also do you still worthing gold?
>>
>>34336591
If you didn't fuck or at least kiss, that doesn't matter. Serial daters will just spend time on dates if they're bored enough.
But you can do what you want. Just don't say I didn't warn you if next month she brings up another excuse for why she can't see you.
>>
Is this a joke how can you have a boyfriend and still want anonymous attention
>>
Worthing my gold so FUCKING hard rn..
>>
>>34336141
No.
>>
>>34336601
what youre saying is a possibility, I just dont think its right in this case. its happened to me before however
but ive also had GFs that started out very lukewarm, like 1 date, then almost a month before the second, and then by the third it "clicked"
>>
>>34336602
>Is this a joke how can you have a boyfriend and still want anonymous attention
She's an attention whore? Her bf doesn't care? She's a normie.
>>
Virgin women are for the altar to be sacrificed. Virgin men are for choirs.
>>
>>34336567
>i will not see you for a whole month

She only wants you as her simp, as another orbiter just to fullfil her Narcissistic ego. Don't accept her bread crumbs and just ghost her.
>>
>>34336609
>Virgin men are for choirs.
Nah my voice dropped and I'm shit in choir now
Get me on those blues records bruh
>>
>>34336589
>Good man
>Takes care of all the bills
>handsome
>Bodybuilder
>Ying to my yang
I have my Chad anon, living the easy life as a stay at home gf.
>>
>>34336611
You weren't castrated on time.
>>
File: 1770755511725732.jpg (17 KB, 225x225)
17 KB
17 KB JPG
Women why are you evil?
>>
>>34336612
It's actually Ying Yan
>>
>>34336617
its in their nature
>>
>>34336612
>living the easy life as a stay at home gf
Lol, he's probably already fucking other bitches on the side if he is a Chad like you claim he is.
>>
>>34336617
It's fun and men are mean anyway.
>>
>>34336588
Usa gets too much hate, the government is mid, only the people are retarded.
India doesn't get enough hate for obvious reasons.
>>
>>34336622
If men were mean, women wouldn't be having hoards of simps defending them
>>
>>34336622
>mean
But not evil, huh
>>
>>34336623
Based opinion, but apparently USA’s politicians eat children and despite having an insane amount of firearms no one is doing anything about it.

Too conditioned :(
>>
Couldn't i have been born a hawk?
>>
>>34336612
>living the easy life as a stay at home gf.
If you have time to sit on here you're doing something wrong. Does he know you post your body on here too?
>>
>>34336631
Why do you want to be a Hawk anon?
>>
Should I learn magic to rizz sexy baddies IRL?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/pr_-YId9c2s
>>
So how much of an advantage is height in men really , strictly speaking about environments that emphasize looks and hooking up like clubs?
Do you women really think of a guy as more immediately attractive if he is unusually tall?
Tallfag friend of mine claims that its a huge advantage, but then again he obviously attracts women who are into tall dudes. I'm wondering whether thats universal or just a pet peeve that some chicks have.
>>
>>34336630
If the government no matter who left or right or centrist would tell everyone to give up their firearms 98% of the population would do it. The bottom feeders are a pathetic bunch all bark no bite without a master to pull on their leash.
>>
>>34336624
They don't, those men are off kissing boys now.
>>34336626
Yeah evil is an opposing moral lense. Mean is selfish and cruel intentioned actions. Men think they're good but really they're awful.
>>
>>34336632
Bravo!
>>
>>34336637
The foids who don't care about height, they also wouldn't care if you were black or a dog.
>>
>>34336634
Because they are so fast
>>
>>34336496
If you're so ugly and unlovable how'd you lose your virginity
>>
>>34336643
Do you mind not (you)ing me with shitposts thanks
>>
>>34336639
>they're awful
Yet still not evil, huh
>>
Do women like sex?
>>
>>34336648
Some people don't mind
>>
>>34336650
>comfort me with lies instead and tell me that height doesn't matter
>>
State gender
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?
>>
im mixed race
im texting a girl and shes awfully interested in my background
this has never happened before and i talk to a lot of girls, what does this mean?
usually nobody gives 2 shits about my ancestors
>>
>>34336655
I like orgasms. Don't like genital touching if it doesn't result in an orgasm.
>>
>>34336655
more than you think but less than a man
>>
>>34336660
>what does this mean?
She is a mudshark
>>
>>34336659
https://voca.ro/1f98ZlJxKU1J
>>
>>34336658
Nah, I asked for a realistic estimation, not internet meme garbage. Presenting a height fetish as a sign of self respect and good standards in women is not.
>>
>>34336655
I like sex more than any man ITT.
>>
>>34336653
No, because they think they are not evil when they are. They're disagreeable and objectionable.
>>
>>34336610
i may just do that
but how can i test it?
i already asked her out when she said itll probably be april becauseo f a full schedule
i may just stop texting and see if she initiates
>>
>>34336656
So wtf are you crashing out about
>>
>>34336675
They still dont want me
>>
I want to study philosophy
>>
>>34336678
But they literally did
>>
>>34336667
The first British hillbilly...
>>
>>34336641
https://voca.ro/1nZ262KPPbUS
>>
State gender
Have you ever had a dream that, that you, um, you had, your, you— you could, you’ll do, you— you wants, you, you could do so, you— you’ll do, you could- you, you want, you want them to do you so much you could do anything?
>>
>>34336680
And then they left so
>>
>>34336671
>when they are
So only now you decided to call them evil, it seems that you yourself are not convinced of this
>>
>>34336685
M
Yea
>>
>>34336679
You don't need to keep posting this.
>>
>>34336682
https://voca.ro/1fmuhXyAGJhw
>>
>she wants me to send another picture besides the ones on my profile
its joever bros
>>
>>34336686
Well what was it in the first place, a boyfriend or a hookup or what
How long ago was this
>>
>>34336685
https://voca.ro/1bguv5qsekKB
>>
>>34336690
Really? Wow
>>
>>34336679
Then study it, duh
>>
>>34336691
>>34336696
I'm glad you're still alive and kicking lmao
>>
I should buy vodka today
>>
>>34336694
boyfriend 2 years ago I probably looked better then
>>
>>34336700
No you shouldn't dude
Unless you want to join drinker gang
I should be cleaning the house and shopping rn
>>
File: IMG_0557.jpg (113 KB, 799x870)
113 KB
113 KB JPG
>>
>>34336679
Start with the greeks
Imagine if instead of "greeks" they were called the "freaks" and they did all- wait. What? They actually did WHAT?
>>
>>34336659
>>
>>34336670
But you're third in your own relationship
>>
>>34336704
Lol
>>
>>34336701
I thought you never had a boyfriend
Just a handful of dates
>>
>>34336702
I am a drinker thoughbeit
>>
>>34336699
https://voca.ro/1hH00dtOQ2Lw
>>
>>34336712
we didnt date long bc he left
>>
>>34336714
A singing maid? Better have that outfit ready
>>
>>34336261
M
I'd be mad at my kids. Hopefully that'd shut them up.
>>
>>34336713
OK but drinking is le bad
You do you tho
Do a karaoke song if you start drinking
I should be cleaning and shopping rn
>>
>>34336254
I'm lucky if I last 2 minutes, let alone 2 hours.
>>
>>34336716
What do you mean he left. Like physically went off somewhere or from the relationship
How long did you date
>>
>>34336703
I've heard some boudoir photographers also wear just lingerie while taking the pictures
Which is weird
>>
>>34336723
4 months
>>
>>34336254
the pussy as long as it smells good.
>>
>meet girl on app
>ask her out
>says shes busy for the next month but free for april
>we plan for april
>says she wants my whatsapp as shes deleting her profile
>we exchange
>Text sometimes but not daily
good or bad?
im not very hopeful, a month is such a long time to be texting
>>
>>34336693
Just send to her a dick pic with your stuff next to a can of monster energy in order she can see how big you are. It always works with me.
>>
>>34336725
You sure he wasn't playing you
>>
>>34336731
I don't know anymore. he said and did all these nice things
>>
>>34336727
Eh that is super long desu, I would still go out with her, but don't hold out for her specifically especially if it's just a first date
>>
>>34336729
You're a retard if you actually do this.
>>
>>34336732
Well how long was it till you let him hit, how long did he stay after
>>
>>34336736
We were just friends for a long time and then he had to leave, I waited after a few months of dating
>>
>>34336729
i may as well send her a dick pic
its over anyway once she sees my face from a new angle
>>
>>34336727
Is this not you >>34336567
>>
>>34336687
Oh I am convinced. I just understand you constantly want to flip the moral compass.
>>
>>34336739
Seems normal I guess
Unless he knew he was gonna leave in the first place
Did he ever tell you about that
>>
File: 1772408698893991.jpg (101 KB, 991x1157)
101 KB
101 KB JPG
gender
how many different anons/femanons stuck in your memory? can you recognize them from their posts?
>>
>my little ass is ready for your load
Oh my!
>>
>>34336718
https://voca.ro/15mM9b9KvGaV
>>
File: pewds.jpg (58 KB, 463x650)
58 KB
58 KB JPG
Bros, Pewdiepie is old now...
>>
>>34336748
No he didn't know
>>
>>34336753
Shout out to Pewdiepie.
>>
>>34336753
Is he not in Japan?
>>
>>34336524
what are you talking about? mine is by a bit
>>
>>34336763
Freak.
>>
>>34336749
f
i recognize the namefags

>>34336750
oh my indeed
>>
>>34336753
This is what giving birth to a baby will do to a man.
>>
Should I wash my hair now because it feels gross or just leave it until I do my work out where it's just going to get dirtier?
>>
>>34336749
M
I'm pretty good at clocking people
>>
>>34336770
I don't eat or wash myself until I've done my workout.
>>34336759
Looks like he wanted to run away from that crazy Italian bitch.
>>
>>34336610
>>34336574
she texted me so I asked again and she says she really doesnt have time right now because shes full with work and already has plans beside that
Im starting to believe her
besides, i got nothing else going on so i may as well just wait
>>
>>34336749
The namefags and one special anonymous one
>>
I hate the homosapiens
>>
I wonder why its always the girls that i dont feel strongly attracted to who are into me
its never mutual
in the end i just end up having to settle always
>>
>>34336718
DER singing maid....
https://voca.ro/1lUh4EXeoMdE
Need to clean and shop irl now lel
>>
If 1/3 of the adult working-age population has some form of a criminal record
And males account for 75% of all convictions annually
Then how many males in a group of 10 are criminals on average?
>>
>>34336794
What's 75% of 1/3
Come on anon
>>
>>34335922
If a girl approaches him he is already doing pretty good. Also just say something sarcastic like
>they all ditched me to do xyz haha

>>34335958
People make a fuss online but I think most people irl know that it's pretty normal, especially with how some 17yos dress/act. That said there's a difference between finding someone attractive and seeking them out to date/have sex with.

>>34336076
My mom loves this guy

>>34336083
I am a virgin and I have three of those things
>>
Might dig deeper into Zoroastrianism
>>
>>34336755
So it just came up outta nowhere one day
>>
>>34336801
Yea
>>
>>34336800
its interesting
the oldest mono theistic religion, despite what juice claim
>>
What should I eat when I'm underweight and hate everything in this terrible world
>>
>>34336749
None cept namefags
>>
>>34336798
Is that a small number? Is the average male closer to that than, say, Newton whom the average male finds a relatable figure who's representative of men, male achievements, and the trust and respect men deserve as a group?
>>
I wonder if she will ever message me back
>>
>>34336804
your mom
>>
>>34336806
Is my dick in your mouth representative of your love of my cock and balls
>>
>>34336803
it's where juiceism cane from ackschually
it's the primordial evil
>>
>send a pic back
>she didnt immediately cancel tomorrows date
chances are she'll text me tomorrow morning that she's "not feeling well"
>>
>>34336812
yeah I mean, why would you do such a retarded thing
>>
>>34336810
No since I would not consent to any such thing. Are you one of the good guys women overlook in their shallow stupidity?
>>
>>34336804
Have some soup or just some bread and fruit and get some rest hun
>>
>>34336813
im retarded is why
>>
>>34336770
Wellll if you're going to work out soon then yeah may as well just have a thorough shower and hair wash after right?
>>
>>34336814
You know what's hard to overlook? My massive fucking dick and balls in your face because they take up your whole field of view when you're slobbing on em.
>>
>>34336818
hm yeah
did you forget that photographs steal your soul and you need to use the power of your aura to sell your exterior in person? you fumbled it man
>>
>>34336749
M
Several, in most cases "unfortunately".
There is only one I really hope to see again one day. Though maybe her posting here would be an indicator she is not doing well, in which case I'd rather her doing great, but not be on atoga anymore.
>>
>>34336718
Shout-out to all the Americans and the GOATs ITT xx
I love Americans
https://voca.ro/1bXzQenK9pj0
>>
I think I swallowed my nail
>>
File: 1773410243951577.mp4 (2.39 MB, 720x1280)
2.39 MB
2.39 MB MP4
Genau-san is so cool...
Kakkoiiiiiiiii!
>>
>>34336830
why where you fingering your throat?
>>
File: no-nope.gif (484 KB, 480x214)
484 KB
484 KB GIF
>>34336749
I'd rather not.
Too many drown in this sea of fools.
They ask for help, but they would never take your hand.
>>
>>34336832
I was bitting my nails and a bunch of saliva built up and I had nowhere to spit it out so I swallowed
>>
I wonder how many moids think they rejected me and hurt my feelings when I ghosted them because they gave me the ick.
>>
>>34336835
What? This makes no sense.
>>
>>34336827
>There is only one I really hope to see again one day.
Who
>>
>>34336834
grossest thing I've read all day
>>
>>34336838
Femanon I used to talk in private with.
>>
>>34336836
It does. We probably both think we were the one that had the upper hand, which is funny to think about.
>>
>>34336839
Meh
>>
>>34336834
I don't bite my nails anymore but I used to eat the crunchy parts I bit off all the time
>>
>>34336841
Why'd you stop?
>>
how do I tell a girl that she has to grow her hair out to look cuter in a gentle way?
>>
>>34336846
She wasn't doing well and getting into a LDR would have made things more difficult for her.
>>
need depression cherry gf
>>
>>34336842
Are you stupid? Why would they think they got the upper hand if you ghosted them? They missed out on a gf.
>>
>>34336802
Was his story legit at least what happened
Could you smell any bullshit
>>
>>34336804
I just smoke and drink coffee when I don't feel like eating anything
>>
Going for a shower
>>
>>34336851
>depression cherry gf
Hwat
>>
I think I'm gonna get drunk tonight and sing on the roof
>>
>>34336847
You don't you hit on a girl that has long hair and don't demean women's style choices assuming they're attracted to you enough for it to matter.
>>
>>34336853
They probably said or did something they thought was "based" and "confident" but made me want to throw up and then they probably thought I got intimidated by that or that I couldn't handle their based chudness or that they "filtered" me or something like that,
>>
>>34336699
https://voca.ro/1fP7Xe4sPUle
I really need to stop posting here lol. Godspeed. Xx
>>
>>34336861
You really are fucking stupid.
>>
>>34336860
Im going to do it anyway
currently shes the only one into me
>>
>>34336867
Lol, enjoy having nobody into you.
>>
>serial dating whore sees everything as a competition
Lmao
>>
Might start a house with my name
>>
If it feels like people were talking about me the last time I saw them, should I send them a message about it? Like "I didn't mean to make you feel uncomfortable," and then distance myself from them to protect my peace?
>>
my left wrist hurts a lot :(
it's been hurting for a week now
>>
>>34336880
It'll get better
>>
>>34336831
The chuuni-lord
>>
Gender
What makes you feel seen?
>>
>>34336888
M
Hi vis
>>
>>34336888
F, if someone elaborates on my schizo yapping in ways that actually make sense and adds to it
>>
>>34336888
M
nothing
>>
I like writing about her but I can't share it with her
>>
>>34336898
What do you write?
>>
>>34336888
M
Being better at something than others
>>
I will never hold a conversation with a woman.
>>
>>34336854
It was legit
>>
>>34336903
Just go out to some workshop you will meet a lot of women there to practice talking to
>>
I will never forgive women.
>>
>>34336903
Boo
>>
>>34336900
A stream of consciousness essentially. I have pictures in my mind and I describe what I see. And I write out the ideas that arise from those pictures.
>>
>>34336910
Women don't want to talk to me.
>>
>>34336915
They have to there
>>
>>34336873
Don't speak of Swiss like that...
>>
>>34336888
M
Being looked at.
>>
>>34336918
I would be the only guy they don't talk to.
>>
>>34336922
No
>>
Either gender, how long does it usually take you to get over someone (ex or rejection)?
>>
>>34336857
the album. I want a gf to share the experience with
>>
>>34336925
M
Idgaf
Niggas who need to "get over" rejection are pussy ass bitches
>>
>>34336751
>>34336793
>>34336829
Gold
>>
i hate indian phone centers i need help
>>
If you need to "practice" talking to people then I'm sorry but it's over
>>
>>34336931
With what
>>
>>34336925
Instantaneously usually. Reprogramming the triggers takes about a month tho.
>>
>>34336925
F
Instant
>>
>>34336937
>>34336940
Proof that ran through women lose the ability to pair bond.
>>
>>34336931
https://voca.ro/1aaeRGbPlYwx
>>
>>34336925
M
Never
I'm still not over my exes and deeply suicidal
>>
>>34336925
M
I don't know.
>>
>>34336925
f, depends on the person
I was hung up over one guy for over ten years
>>
>>34336944
You're not getting through with the pair bonding bullshit. We are not a monogamous species no matter how hard you lie to yourself.
>>
>>34336925
F
3 years
>>
>>34336950
you are a monogamous species you're just coping and trying to bring others down to your level
>>
So far, Shallan in WoK doesn't suck as much as everyone says she does
>>
>>34336952
No we are not, monkeys are not monogamous and you are a liar.
>>
>>34336953
is anyone supposed to know wtf you're talking about?
>>
>>34336953
She gets worse
Fortunately my goats carry the series (adolin and kaladin)
>>
>>34336956
Me
>>
File: 834 (4).jpg (82 KB, 640x960)
82 KB
82 KB JPG
>>34336925
M, never
https://voca.ro/1mbY4jvp5iDB
>>
>>34336955
I know you can relate to animals that pick shit out of their assholes with their fingers but most of us aren't monkeys
>>
>>34336956
the poster below you and people who know how to use google
>>34336957
>She gets worse
fuck

Papa Dalinar has so many death flags that I'm now confident he's going to live
>>
>>34336965
>google my gooner slop
pass
>>
>>34336850
What happened to her?
>>
>>34336914
What are the ideas?
>>
>>34336950
You're a hypergamous hamplanet.
>>
>>34336962
i feel you man, i go on f*cebook and see my exes living happily and then i look outside and see the world turning to shit and wonder why i even bother
>>
>>34336925
M
Depends on how long you know them and how invested you are. Rejection is generally fast, maybe a few days or a week if I knew her for a while.

I think I'm more interested in hanging out with her than she is in hanging out with me right now. But I really need to focus on more important things anyway.
>>
>>34336950
>We are not a monogamous species

[FEMALE HYMEN HAS ENTERED TO THE CHAT]
>>
>>34336965
You still have a long way to go
>>
File: Shallan Cosplay.jpg (588 KB, 600x900)
588 KB
588 KB JPG
>>34336969
>sanderson
>goonerslop
pick one
also
>calling others gooners when your safehand is probably out
>>
oh god, it's still here
>>
>>34336937
>Reprogramming the triggers takes about a month tho
What does this mean?
>>
women call men incels because they're trying to shame them.
women call other women pickme's also to shame them.
these are women who villainize the other people who would make them look worse by comparison, so they can look better.
Sexual restraint? "icky." More attractive to men than her? "Very icky!"
People who think humans are meant to have monogamous relationships? "CRIMINAL ICKY MANIPULATORS"
>>
>>34336963
Most highly intelligent species are not monogamous and matriarchal.
>>
>>34336973
I feel you brother <3 godspeed and I hope you can find some happiness
Depressed vent
https://voca.ro/16E0raG0988L
Going to bed at 5pm cause I just don't want to be alive
>>
>>34336980
/wowcg/ indirect seethe anon, is that you?
>>
>>34336979
>gooner projecting his goonersim on everyone else
>>
Anyone watching The Pitt? There was a revelation this week where the autistic doctor finds out her more autistic sister who lives in a care facility is having sex. Are those homes for the intellectually disabled just free for all fuck fests?
>>
File: 8f3u4gtnjlo31.jpg (124 KB, 640x828)
124 KB
124 KB JPG
>>34336925
7 seconds. Don't you think is dumb love someone that doesn’t love you? Why keep wasting your time and energy on someone that doesn’t give a shit about you? There's plenty of women there outside so I can't keep wasting my time and energy in a lost case.
>>
if I kill myself can I try life again from the beginning?
>>
>>34336984
And yet they still roll around in their own shit
>>
>>34336988
I don't watch stuff anymore. It's bad for the mind.
>>
>>34336982
yes
>>
>>34336925
M, too much of a hermit to even answer that. Got rejected once, had a mental breakdown.
>>
>>34336990
yeah, but rage quitting means you'll have to try to master the same challenges again
>>
>>34336988
>the autistic doctor finds out her more autistic sister who lives in a care facility is having sex.
I fucking knew it.
Also both King sisters are cutie pies.
>>
>>34336799
Overweight, debit and cats?
>>
>>34336971
Extended metaphors and imagery and sensory details that seem a little silly to read back
>>
>>34336992
based
>>
>>34336996
Based on next week's preview Mel doesn't take it well, she must be jealous that she's not getting dick.
>>
>>34336990
Personally I hope I can have the same soul in a better vessel. This one was doomed from the start so going to the beginning fixes nothing
>>
File: file.png (329 KB, 595x390)
329 KB
329 KB PNG
>>34336982
Misery loves company

There are many spiteful anons, male and female, who post here and want nothing more than to witness others fail as they did. They will also give you the worst advice in attempts to sabotage you. If they see you happy, they'll try to convince you that you're 'settling' or whatever to try and make you insecure about your decisions.
>>
How do I know if I'm insulin resistant? They check that in a basic blood test, right?
>>
>>34336994
Are you me?
>>
File: images(8).jpg (19 KB, 339x509)
19 KB
19 KB JPG
>>34336783
>Im starting to believe her
Enjoy your bread crumbs then
>>
>>34337006
not necessarily, you have to ask for hba1c
>>
https://www.uppermichiganssource.com/2026/03/12/teen-girls-seen-laughing-back-police-car-after-alleged-attempt-murder-classmate-drink-his-blood/

>Investigators said Valdez recruited Lippert to help her kill their classmate because he resembled the Sandy Hook school shooter — someone Valdez was obsessed with.
>Prosecutors said the girls planned to slit the victim’s throat in the bathroom at Lake Brantley High School and drink his blood.
>“I was, like, I don’t feel guilty for my actions,” Valdez said in the police cruiser.
>She added, “I thought I was gonna get sent to the psych ward. That’s why I was so excited about everything.”

This is what too much 4chan and discord does to girls.
>>
>>34337011
Shit
>>
>>34337002
I could fix her...
>>
File: 1693601032002796.webm (668 KB, 540x720)
668 KB
668 KB WEBM
Yesterday, my friend explained what "fillers" are. Basically a "filler" is a person of the opposite sex you hang out and use for validation/affection while having no intent of dating. It's common for people in long-distance relationships to have a filler in their life, but some single people have them "while waiting for something better." A filler can also be a FWB.

I feel really dumb for not realizing this was a thing until now, and realize how many times I've been a girl's filler or used a girl as a filler.
>>
>>34337014
this is just part of the damage of co-ed education system.
>>
Lol now she thinks she has the beetus
>>
>>34337014
Female incels that use the word scrote to referer to men in general in a nutshell
>>
>>34337021
I don't think I do but maybe I do have that pre thing
>>
>>34337021
>she
Literally who
>>
>>34337014
The one on the right is cute. Shame she got caught up in the hamplanet's retardation.
>>
She has the pre thing guys she's pregnant with the beetus. When's it due?
>>
>>34337025
Im pretty sure Valdez is the fat one therefore the pretty one from right side was the boss
>>
File: hell.jpg (149 KB, 1280x720)
149 KB
149 KB JPG
>>34336990
You will be stuck in Hell.
>>
>>34337025
>thinking the fat one is the ringleader
Have you ever seen a group of women where the fat one is the alpha? They're always charity cases to make the less fat ones feel better.
>>
>>34337028
I’m not the dad
>>
>>34337028
are you talking about the femcel single mother that eats on paper plates?
>>
>>34336990
No it doesn't work like that

You Only Live Once (YOLO)
>>
>>34337031
shit's so funny, he must have been mad as fuck at someone that he put treachery as the bottom one
>>
>>34337030
Valdez is the fat one. She's also the one obsessed with the sandy hook guy. Fatty is the boss.
>>
Random runs are only a pain when the net is dogshit thus making the game unplayable
>>
>>34336995
so I don't retain any of my current knowledge? lame!
>>34337036
that's pretty much the entire book
>>
>>34337034
>eats on paper plates?
what?
>>
>>34337038
which /vg/ thread was that meant for? I always knew that place was filled with browns kek
>>
>>34337033
Of course you're the mom. You're gonna have a beetus baby. Have you thought of a name yet?
>>
>>34337014
The redhead looks like the kind of lady that will give you a blowjob behind the 7-eleven at 3am in exchange you buy to her a ciggaretes package. I even bet she will swallow your cum.
>>
>>34337035
but I don't want to live anymore
>>
>>34337028
help me
>>
>>34337042
No I’m not the mom either. I guess I should’ve used a period; I’m not her
>>
>>34336985
goodnight anon, i hope this weekend goes a bit better for you
>>
Women would be better if they had big cocks.
>>
>>34337046
Pretty sure that’s an underage >>34337046
teenage girl my brother
>>
>>34337039
>so I don't retain any of my current knowledge?
nope, and you'll be born into the same or very similar circumstances since the challenge is about using those circumstances to figure out how to achieve whatever the goal is in this play through
you can rage quit and respawn as many times as you want, it won't change the starting point in any significant way, so might as well make the best out of this run
>>
*ahem*
Young Women:
Stop wasting your peers' time. Stop pretending that you don't want to date anyone or you're still searching for yourselves or you're too intelligent for something so basic or whatever dumbass excuse is used nowadays.

You're all adults. Stop acting coy. It isn't cute anymore. it's annoying. You're wasting everyone's time.
>>
File: Screensho9.png (367 KB, 1084x564)
367 KB
367 KB PNG
>>34337025
>The one on the right is cute
They're 14 and 15, what does that have to do with anything.

>>34337030
>>34337032

>>34337046
>lady
Again, 14 and 15...
>>
>>34337056
Not a fan of playing hard to get?
>>
US is sending a force of 2,500 Marines to the Persian Gulf, this war is getting interesting...
>>
>>34337049
Ok then
>>34337048
>>34337042
>>
>>34337053
Have you heard of futanari?
>>
>>34337054
Duh

Why you think she will need do such favors in exchange some fucking cigarettes? Maybe because they don't sell cigarretes to underage people?
>>
>>34337056
Even the most hard core avoidant melts for the right person. Seems like you're just nobody's right person.
>>
>>34337055
ok but what if it's too late to make my life good? I think it would be worth it to start again
>>
>>34337059
to do what? "monitor the situation" and then return without having done shit but it will cost 15 billions?
>>
I took a shower and shaved my armpits ;)
>>
I hope in the next timeline I meet her
>>
>>34337067
As long as both parties aren’t playing it, I honestly don’t see a problem. Can be fun even.
>>
>>34337066
sure, but maybe this is the most ahead you've ever been and this is your 168892. attempt at this run
>>
>>34337057
Fat bitches going to jail is no loss unless they bring someone pretty down with them.
>>
>>34336925
M. Depends on the person but if it's someone who just rejected me and I felt especially limerent towards them, way too long. I hate myself desu.

I've been getting better at just letting go of people who obviously didn't respect me though.
>>
>>34337059
And your question to the opposite gender is, poltard...?
>>
>>34337057
Man they're ugly as fuuuck
>>
>>34337036
It's for Brutus, Judas and Eve.
>>
>>34337069
I think I’ve seen this episode. At least a thousand of those guys are also going to die, probably a few thousand, and then we’ll “withdraw” after years of pointless fighting
>>
File: 1771159128566819.jpg (57 KB, 720x800)
57 KB
57 KB JPG
>>34337057
Are you saying that you have never be approached by a teenager girl at the entrance of a 7-eleven or related asking if you could buy for her some beers or cigarrttes?
>>
>>34337074
how do you know? O_o
>>
>>34337076
You have to actually be worthy of respect for people to respect you. You can't have a porn folder and then yap about deserving respect.
>>
>>34337019
I've learned to be up front with women about how I feel and what I'm looking for by the second date so I don't waste my time with this shit.
>>
>>34337077
Women, will you sign up to fight this war?
>>
Slept all day again because im sick award
Femanons why did you curse me like this again
>>
>>34337081
it's not pointless for those profiting from the situation |>
>>
>>34337056
>young women
Sadly this applies to women in their 30s too.
>>
>>34337056
You know why they do it? Because women have options that's why they do it, the funny thing is that they believe this is forever but then they hit the wall and their options start to reduce each year because their beauty fade away. That's why they play these stupid games when they are at the peak in the dating market
>>
>>34337082
Nta but when I was a teenager I was waiting outside of a liquor store for my parents to come pick me up and some dude walked out and offered to buy me a beer
M btw
>>
>>34337050
Soz I was just having a dumbo crashout I'll be gucci x same to you lovely x
>>
>>34336989
https://voca.ro/1efVoZruMDsi
>>
An hour of steaming my self in the shower time to clip my fingers
>>
File: 1773425409299392.webm (3.91 MB, 960x538)
3.91 MB
3.91 MB WEBM
>Femcel discovers sister is a sex-haver
BRUTAL
>>
>>34337083
just a hunch, but ofc you're free to start from scratch again if thats what your intuition tells you
the intuition is the vague memory you have left over from the previous attempts, it's trying to guide you so you can complete the mission but if you ignore your intuition long enough to get too far from the path, it will start to urge you to restart instead
if you still have an intuitive feeling of another option that just seems impossible and unrealistic rn, maybe try that option first, even if it's something that sounds stupid if you think about it rstionally like blocking your boss, getting in your car and vanish never to be seen again or so
>>
File: 1768392721793273.jpg (21 KB, 417x340)
21 KB
21 KB JPG
>>34337059
And how many soldiers have sent Israel?
>>
>>34337082
No, I live in a first world country.
>>
>>34337095
who watches this shit?
>>
>>34337070
bush status?
>>
>>34337095
Is this a medical drama? Name!
?
>>
>>34337095
Adam's a lucky guy.
>>
>>34337101
thats a man
>>
>>34337092
peace out, anon <3
>>
>>34337091
Did he looked like an homosexual?
>>
>>34337102
Looks generic.
>>
>>34337031
A lot of women will burn in hell. Sluts, bitches with tattoos, those who cut themselves etc, all sorts of trash.
>>
>>34337104
Men have bushes as well
>>
>>34337095
She's literally me
>>
>>34337070
Bro, that's kinda gay
>>34337094
How's your skin
>>
>>34337102
The Pitt
>>
>>34337102
The Pitt
The daily lives of healthcare professionals in a Pittsburgh hospital

don't watch it, it's no House M.D. full of modern woke slop and reddit gotcha moments.
>>
>>34337111
Very red
>>
>>34337105
You're such an asshole.
>>
>>34337106
No just some scruffy alkie
>>
>>34337113
>>34337114
Thanks. I don't have a bunch to do so I might give it a chance.
>>
>>34337084
>You can't have a porn folder and then yap about deserving respect.

Unironically felt like I gained aura and more attention from others after deleting my porn folder
>>
>>34337095
Acting looks terrible
>>
>>34337118
Watch something good instead.
Like a rewatch of Scrubs.
>>
>>34337099
Actually in first World countries teenager tend to do what i exposed because in third world countries nobody give a shit about laws so teenagers can buy beers and cigarettes and nobody will ask for an ID
>>
>>34337095
Becky vs. stacy ahh
https://voca.ro/1lbF89mwheAV
>>
I like measuring my penis. It's so big, it's fun to maxxx and reaching that next 1/16th inch mark. Do women do anything similar?
>>
>>34337120
pretty sure she's playing a retard
>>
>>34337115
Is it clean and clear
>>
>>34337119
very based
>>
>>34337121
I don't really like rewatching tv shows. I rewatched mr robot and dr house once. Never seen scrubs so despite knowing of it I might give that s shot
>>
>>34337123
>this level of fucking babelfish ESL
lmao
>>
>>34337114
>The daily lives of healthcare professionals in a Pittsburgh hospital
Wrong, each season is one shift in the ER.
>>
>>34337105
Peace to you too <3
>>34337116
Wtf how lol they're nice
OK I'm acc gonna get more booze now so I can rot and sleep
>>
>>34337125
I bet they measure the grown of their roastbeef
>>
>>34337127
Yeah. No wrinkles
>>
>>34337111
>Bro, that's kinda gay
how is it gay to be clean?
>>
>>34337119
aura is retarded zoomerspeak but for some reason reading this post convinced me to delete my porn folder i've been building for over a decade, so thanks anon
>>
Lol are you ever going to have sex?
>>
>>34337084
I have like, 5 videos in my porn folder and I just made it last year after over a decade of not owning any porn.

Anyway, I'm talking about people ghosting me or w/e.
>>
>>34337126
Both of them?
>>
>>34337138
Aura was a word used a lot by people into crystals and spiritualism for a long time. Way before zoomers. Still a retarded word
>>
>>34337139
My name isn't Lol.
>>
>>34337134
Ms pimples listen up, get on this shit
>>
>>34337139
No.
>>
>>34337138
>zoomerspeak
nta but the concept of aura has been a around since many thousands of years
>delete my porn folder
excellent move
>>
>>34337137
Shaving your body hair is homosexual coded
>>
>>34337148
That is Sir to you.
>>
What's wrong with these clothes?
>>
>>34337152
It's really not.
>>
Why does she universe keep cockblocking me and tripping me up when I try to do stuff? Is it testing me or trying to steer me away?
>>
>>34337139
Probably not
>>
>>34337154
Just looks unpleasant
>>
Foids, how can we as men tell the difference between women simply being kind and thoughtful and women being kind and thoughtful because they're attracted to us?
>>
>>34337154
lol, what a pretentious cunt
>>
>>34337125
>It's so big
Length, girth and wide?
>>
>>34337139
Yes. I'm going to blow her mind
>>
>>34337139
I'll probably pay someone just to get it out of the way
>>
>>34337153
I'm talking about her though
>>
>>34337008
We embody the 4chud archetype
>>
>>34337152
so your masculinity is that fragile that if you shave you immediately start thinking about sucking cock?
>>
All the big breasted african women I’ve met were pretty stupid. How do I prevent this experience from making me prejudiced.
>>
>>34337155
It is. Why do you think they all look like that.
>>34337154
Wtf are beach shorts. Are those like swim trunks
>>
>>34337152
I think it's just weird guy or competitive swimmer coded
>>
Men
Would you prefer:

Short and petite girl
Tall and curvy girl with assets (not fat)
>>
>>34337154
I would add disgusting yoga pants to this and other sweatpants
>>
>>34337172
M
Short and petite, but my answer to this question always seems to change depending on who I currently have a crush on
>>
>>34337172
Fuck off
(you)
>>
>>34337156
We were a special breed born to suffer
>>
>>34337172
As long as she's not fat and has the titty she can be whatever
>>
>>34337170
What about bears?
>>
>>34337172
Tall and curvy. I hate flat bitches with no ass.
>>
>>34337164
Lol
>>
>>34337180
What about short girl and petite with ass but no chest
>>
>>34337172
both are good. I'm not choosy enough to have a preference. if I imagine having to choose with a gun to my head I'd probably say tall
>>
>>34337168
No
>>34337178
That's a different thing entirely
>>
>>34337050
I also just lied to my mom and said I was working (I'm unemployed) so I don't have to call and help her with stuff for hours tonight...
I mean I'm free all weekend...
I just want to drink and sleep tonight. Stay well and healthy my atogans catch up soon.
I wish I was dead
>>
>>34337181
I may have posted cringe, but I posted no lies
>>
>>34337184
Top bottom both are homosexual
>>
*rests penis on your forehead*
Goodnight princess
>>
>>34337172
Short and petite because i prefer short to tall. I can sculpt her into whatever i like later anyway as an architect.
>>
>>34337172
Both
>>
>>34337187
As in, blow her mind about how unpleasant sex can be?
>>
>>34337152
Armpit shaving has utility. Otherwise it is a waste of time probably.
>>
>>34337193
No, meanie
>>
File: 1722285361823491.jpg (769 KB, 1080x834)
769 KB
769 KB JPG
men should provide samples of their hands, chins, and how they smell
>>
>>34337196
I smells like my odourless deodorant my chin looks like a chin and my hands look like hands
>>
>>34337196
no thanks, I really don't want to see or hear any of that
>>
>>34337172
I choose the option C: a virgin woman that worth gold
>>
>>34337196
How am I supposed to provide a smell sample over the internet?
>>
why are men such cowards
>>
>>34337196
My hands are covered in dry skin, and my chin is covered in hair (and dry skin). Due to my skin condition I only shower once a week but I don't know how I smell as no one has said anything yet
>>
>>34337200
Dude you are replying to a fucking woman women are retarded as fuck
>>
>>34337196
My sweater currently smells like whatever my armpits have been sweating out because I haven't washed it
>>
>>34337201
Maybe because you don't worth the fight/struggle
>>
>>34337201
What happened
>>
>>34337200
For my smellovision phone. *shaking spray can like a cup of change*
Moid smell, got any moid smell
>>
Why are men only nice to me when they're horny
>>
File: sample_hand.jpg (104 KB, 750x750)
104 KB
104 KB JPG
>>34337196
>>
>>34337172
Smol
>>
>>34337216
They want to fug
>>
>>34337213
I'm noseblind to my own moid smell.
>>
Women, do you like your job?
>>
>>34337196
>chins
Which one? I have several.
>>
Now it's 3 in the morning, and I'm trying to change your mind
>>
>>34337196
I just took a shower so I smell like soap
>>
>>34337073
the women of the future are going to go back to being straightforward about their heterosexuality. 2015 was rough man
>>
>>34337234
it's 19:57
>>
>>34337114
the acting looked so bad I thought it was European or something
>>
>>34337196
Oh, you mean the thing femanons never do when asked?
>>
>>34337234
It's 20:00
>>
age of pisces losers bout to find out soon
>>
>>34337242
Yeah that thing :^)
>>
>>34337244
when is it going to be my turn tho
>>
>>34337234
Left you multiple missed calls and to my message you reply
>>
>>34337247
two more weeks
>>
>>34337249
:(
>>
>>34337247
In the coming days
>>
>>34337172
Any girl who would have me
But ig tall
>>34337201
Bc being brave is scary
>>34337196
I've handposted loads just go 4plebs, I'm exhausted rn
>>34337105
I'm gonna rot in hell for not calling my mom and stepbro tonight but I suppose we make our own beds lol. I can only blame myself
>>
>>34337251
25,772 years is a long time baby girl
>>
>>34337161
NAG, just ask her out and get an answer.
>>
>>34337252
liar. Its going to take at least. ayear
>>
>>34337201
>anonymously vagueposting on 4chan because you're too afraid to confront whoever upset you
coward
>>
>>34337254
what does it mean
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ezvur5qaTSU
>>
I'm a Gemini am I cooked and retarded
>>
>thought i met The One(TM)
>we made out and she was really into it
>got her flowers since i had to cancel our second date due to being sick
>told me she wants to take it slower and i said sure, and reminded her that i got her consent for everything we did
>now she canceled a date and wants to be friends instead
women why are you doing this to me
it was the only thing i had to look forward to this shitty god damn week
>>
my bmi is 17.9. can someone please help lmao this is so bad also fuuuuck this. i was gorging myself for years only gained like 3 pounds and 4 bad months, I lost 6 pounds?? this cna't be normal
>>
>>34337263
You'd be a good propagandist. There are worse signs than gemini.
>>
>>34337260
the procession of the equinox through the signs is approximately 1 degree in 72 years, it takes 25'772 years to move from one sign to the next, it takes moving through all signs to complete a cycle
buckle up, we're going on a long adventure
>>
>>34337248
Why'd you only call me when you're high?
>>
I am half horse half man sagitarious or whatever
>>
>>34337216
Why don't women help me cum over text when i ask them to
>>
>>34337268
is it going to be good or bad for me specifialclly
>>
>>34337266
have you tried weed?
>>
>>34337216
Penis and balls :(
>>34337242
What femanons have you asked to provide a smell, chin and hand sample ?
>>
Anyone else find that steak is massively overrated?
Maybe it's because I don't live in a beef growing country, but whenever I cook a ribeye which isn't often, cause it's expensive as fuck, I'm always underwhelmed.
>>
>>34337270
That's rapey
Preachy, reckless, adventurous, obsessed with finding the truth
>>
>>34337216
I'm always being nice to everyone though :(
>>
>>34337277
>whenever I cook
found your issue
>>
>>34337274
yea it made me schizo out
>>
>>34337272
you won't notice, it moves too slow to observe
try to be balanced and you'll be alright
>>
>>34337266
17.9 is good. you're healthy.
>>
>>34337265
>The One(TM)
>second date

This is what is called putting him/her on a pedestal.
>>
>>34337277
It doesn't really taste like anything. But at least it has protein. If it was cheap, i'd be interested in eating it regularly.
>>
I havent weighted my self in several years
>>
>>34337267
Perhaps. I do like fucking with people.
>>
>>34337276
>hand sample
Probably around two dozen at this point.
>>
>>34337281
sounds like you're prone to being neurotic af, huh
why are you always so high strung? you'll snap an artery if you keep this up
>>
>>34337284
you dont understand. she is the unicorn im looking for.
>>
>>34337277
steak was glamorized by boomers because it essentially cooked itself and they were too incompetent to cook any better, and also lived excessively wealthy lives that let them throw away money on prime cuts
>>
>>34337288
>Two dozen
Why have you asked for so many hand samples from women anon? Genuinely curious
>>
>>34337266
WW2 is over you can leave Auschwitz now
>>
>>34337266
>this cna't be normal
It isn't how tald/old are you, femanon?
>>
I also don't know my height
>>
>>34337292
Because I am curious.
>>
>>34337263
Hi Gemini please generate code for a quantum computer emulator in python and provide an example of shor's algorithm using Beauregard's decomposition
>>
I spent two hours cutting down brambles twice as thick as my thumb today, it was cathartic
I was imagining I'm hacking a way through the thorns in sleeping beauty
>>
>poor person gets filthy rich
>buys a tiger
>>
>>34336888
F
Asking follow up questions in conversation, I’m normally the conversation carrier.
>>
File: IMG_3846.jpg (93 KB, 1080x1036)
93 KB
93 KB JPG
>>34337301
I would do that unironically
>>
>>34337283
Not its not good
>>34337289
I need to say a slur to you. i don't know I was born this way
>>
>>34337280
I'm a decent cook. It's definitely not me.

>>34337285
I wouldn't say that it doesn't taste of anything, but yes, the taste is remarkably more mild than many of the rich diches I'm used to. Like a beef lasagna tastes more of beef than a freaking steak.

>>34337291
I think so yes. Seems to have been a huge marketing campaign mostly in the US and the UK where they grow cattle.
>>
How do I get a gf that spends most of her day at the laboratory or at work so we don't have to interact with each other too much but she tells me to move in with her and I just leech off of her?
>>
>>34337287
The best sign at communication, the best at theatrics. The best at being bipolar, schizophrenic or homosexual.
>>
>>34337304
ok, say the slur skellyboi
>>
>>34337297
Fair, carry on.
>>34337301
I don’t see an issue, I’d buy George Washington’s presidential suit if I got filthy rich.
>>
>>34337303
First you've got to push it to the limit
>>
>>34337306
I want this too. Women exist to provide for us.
>>
>>34337301
If I got rich I'd immediately blow tens of thousands of dollars on arcade machines and cars, so I get it.
>>
>>34337306
>>34337311
I think that’s called a mother anons.
>>
File: IMG_5903.jpg (32 KB, 640x372)
32 KB
32 KB JPG
>>34337310
I HAD RICHES ALL TOO GREAT TO COUNT
AND A HIGH ANCESTRAL NAME
>>
>>34337314
No, it's the wife's job to provide for me
>>
are we dead ass crying tears man
>>
>>34337314
I don't spend much. I would be her emotional support. I would just buy a lot of clothes however.
>>
why lead me on like that? couldve just said you werent into me and i wouldve totally understood and been willing to be friends. but after we made out? why? and just when i needed help picking myself up
>>
Every time I get on 4Chan, I beg God to come back sooner than later.
>>
>>34337309
>Fair, carry on.
It's pointless though, since femanons never deliver, they only ask (or maybe it's gay men).
>>
>>34337291
>>34337305
right, when all boomers knew was to steam vegetables and the most seasoning they used was the natural saltiness of whatever they got out of a can, steak was the best thing they could taste.
millenials got 100x better at food than their parents and now you're comparing steak to fish tacos with cilantro and cubed mango and stuff, steak isn't the lone pillar of flavor it once was
>>
File: IMG_8217.jpg (900 KB, 1284x1290)
900 KB
900 KB JPG
>>34337321
oge
>>
File: meirl.jpg (210 KB, 1080x1920)
210 KB
210 KB JPG
>>34337317
A pimp who cries is still a pimp
>>
>>34337320
she went on a date with you, so she gave you a chance,
stop being a bitch, rejecting people is hard and you're clearly a sensitive soul so it was hard for her
>>
>>34337298
Artificial intelligence will never reach the blissful highs of my natural stupidity
>>34337307
>theatrics
Fair I can be melodramatic and over the top
>bipolar, schizophrenic or homosexual
I'll let you guess which it is
>>
>>34337321
I'm already here and I just want to chill with you anons
>>
>>34337320
>anon ghosted the acne girl
uh oh
>>
/atoga/ne are my chosen people
>>
File: IMG_2348.jpg (37 KB, 400x276)
37 KB
37 KB JPG
>>34337325
maybe a pimp-el at most
>>
I have spent three weeks thinking about going out friday night and ai have decided against it>>34337331
>>
File: 1734355214305844.gif (261 KB, 148x111)
261 KB
261 KB GIF
snap my hip, crack my spine, break my shoulder back into place, fix this anon with your grace
>>
I'm a Scorpio... is that ok?
>>
File: IMG_2023.jpg (187 KB, 809x955)
187 KB
187 KB JPG
>>34337331
I feel so jewish right now
>>
>>34337335
Better than sub zero
>>
>>34337334
chiropractic moment
>>34337335
as a scorpio myself, no, it really isn't
>>
>>34337338
But not quite as good as Reptile
>>
>>34337326
she couldve said that she's "not ready for a relationship" before coming back to my place and making out, if she just wanted to give me a chance
>>
>>34337172
Tall and build like a freight train.
>>
>>34337335
I don’t believe in zodiac signs, however, every Scorpio I have ever met has sucked. A Scorpio was the main reason I quit my last job. Fuck you Maggie
>>
when I'm rich, I'm going to have a rose quartz bath tub
>>
Neighbor is smoking cigs again mmm smells so good, gotta light one up.
>>
>>34337341
are you for real?
she came to your place and you probably chickened out from going the full way and that's why she put the brakes on the whole thing
>>
>>34337341
nat
reframe the situation in your mind; the thing to care about here is that you've learned first-hand the importance of selecting for women with better indicators of long-term partnering. She wasn't it, and you can use this information to find yourself a better pick
>>
>>34337329
what acne girl
>>34337346
no, SHE'S the one who stopped me because she's a virgin, quit assuming dumb shit
>>
Antonio Montana. And you? What you call yourself?
>>
>>34337349
either way she gave you a solid chance, stop bitching,
didn't work out, move on
>>
>>34337349
>anon expects a virgin girl to give her virginity to a random guy after a couple of dates
>accused her of not being interested in long term relationships
lol, she just realized you're not the one she wants to spend her life with
good call, you sound insufferable and entitled af
>>
>>34337352
Based response
>>
women, what kind of diet do you expect the single bachelor you begin dating to have
>>
>>34337350
eithne
>>
>>34337348
i dont have anything to do with that information. i will never meet another woman who is both attracted to me and above my unrealistic standards
>>34337351
no im sad and distraught
>>34337352
again with the dumbfuck assumptions. i was testing her and she made the right choice, which made me even more into her. i was gonna be happy if she wanted no sex till marriage.
>>
I don't think /atoga/ understands the kind of impact I am going to have upon this world and everyone in it. All will know me.
>>
>>34337357
in two more weeks?
>>
>>34337354
I don't want him to be a picky eater, not follow any diet, not have any allergies. I want him to revel in the pleasure of eating as a sensual experience. I don't want him to have a mental breakdown over something having added sugar but I also want him to be able to appreciate simple and basic foods. His palate should have range and neither be trashy nor snobbish. Basically, just be normal, but apparently thats a lot to ask nowadays.
>>
>>34337359
A few centuries before I even make a move. Patience.
>>
What's the upper limit on acceptable dildo collection for a woman you'd date?
>>
>>34337360
Hello.
>>
File: ezgif-543674656a3ecd29.gif (3.53 MB, 640x480)
3.53 MB
3.53 MB GIF
>>34337105
I'm so fucking angry rn i just need to sleep.
I'm about to sleep when my roommate asks me to get her a crate of beer. So I have to get up again, get dressed, and go out in the rain. I get two crates while I'm out. Then she gets home and says I didn't need to get that much and asks if I'm OK and all this condescending bullshit.
I did a favour for you guys, fuck off and leave me alone.
I hate normalfags so much. All we can do is sleep and try to make money when we're awake.
>>
>>34337354
The first time I FaceTimed a guy I was talking to, he was eating 2 pounds of cooked beef out of the pan he cooked it in, with a mound of ketchup. That’s it, no rice or anything.
>>
>>34337362
any dildo
>>
>>34337356
>i was testing her and she made the right choice
holy shit the cope is off the charts, I'm so glad this poor girl realized what kind of person you are soon enough
>which made me even more into her
irrelevant, your abhorrent behavior made her uninterested in you and I am 100% on her side
>>
>>34337360
Me.
>>
Is it just, me or is it getting crazier out there? Perhaps it was always the same amount of crazy I am just not adapted.
>>
>>34337363
Hi
>>34337369
Nice
>>
>>34337362
Three. One she likes to look at, a go-to for initial use, and "the upgrade." Anything more than that is goonetteville.
>>
>>34337370
no, it definitively got way worse
>>
>>34337372
Do you like meat pies?
>>
>>34337368
>more retarded baseless assumptions
I asked for consent for everything i did and she agreed. yeah i moved pretty fast, but she seemed into it so if it was too much then its on her for giving me the greenlight
>>
>>34337370
social media makes people crazier and if you use it, it amplifies the crazy and mutes or hides the not-crazy.
>>
>>34337362
I don't care. Even if she has a goon cave with 7 different fucking machines. Not an issue.
>>
>>34337360
I basically only canned eat tuna and eggs, but just due to laziness, not any diet I'm following. Does that work?
>>
>>34337375
Yes, whats not to like about them?
>>
>>34337378
I love women, but being okay with a goon cave is crazy.
>>
>>34337362
I think I agree that three is the most I could tolerate. Maybe five, but I'd definitely poke fun at her for owning that many.
>>
Should go out eat food hungry
>>
desire for stinky goblin-coded femcel in her goon cave INTENSIFIED
>>
>>34337379
Call this nigga black sabbath cause he's full of heavy metal
>>
>>34337380
Cool. What would you say is your favourite meal?
>>
>>34337360
This can't be that uncommon if a handful of us are posting here.
>>
Maybe when im 30 ill glow up
>>
can you comfort a girl who has spent the last two days on the phone with retarded customer service reps
>>
Can women zoom in on my face to look for imperfections like a camera?
>>
I'd rather have a "virgin" with a goon cave than the average college girl with her experience.
>>
>>34337379
I don't really care about what you eat on a lazy day home alone, I just have no interest in someone being in my life that can't try the cheese from this alp we hiked to because he's lactose intolerant, won't appreciate the banana bread I randomly felt like baking to use up the ripe bananas because I had the audacity to add actual sugar to it or has to prepare a whole different meal for dinner since he's doing keto and can't have any of the potato gratin. I'm getting miserable just thinking about people like that.
>>
>>34337392
who couldnt
>>
>>34337370
It is getting crazier out there, but you're thankfully not the only person who's noticed.
I also think most people are still sane despite the craziness.
>>
>>34337393
Just blackheads and pimples to squeeze.
>>
>>34337377
>social media makes people crazier
...sure

But all that big events that are happening are happening within elite circles, not driven by "social media" and not even driven by politics. All the political scandals are bipartisan.
>>
>>34337392
What are you trying to achieve
>>
>>34337392
Why? It's over move on
>>
i got a $170 bottle of vodka at the store earlier, but i dont want to drink alone
wut do
>>
>>34337360
>>34337379
For the last couple weeks I've been on this kick of eating mostly mediterranean flatbread pizza. It's a nice local minimum to maximize laziness, flavor, and health. I just keep a couple pounds of cut up grilled chicken breast on hand, I bake a bunch of flat breads all at once, then I just put on a variety of ingredients that come from jars, except for the cherry tomatoes which I just slice up right before baking in my oven. breakfast is oatmeal or cereal or something else very low effort.
>>
>>34337404
Get an escort
>>
>>34337389
It is because even though you say you fit this description rn, I'd bet that if it actually came to it, it would suddenly be revealed that you don't actually.
>eww, I hate mushrooms
>does this have raisins in it?
>PEPPERMINT IN A SALAD????
>>
>>34337408
we dont really have those out in the countryside and i sure as shit aint driving into the city for one
>>
>>34337392
did they fail to deliver your male sex doll torso with dildo again? they know they can get away with it because women too embarrassed to report them for being scammers
>>
>>34337404
Put it up your butthole.
>>
>>34337405
Sounds great.
>>
>>34337410
I mean.... I at least pass this test.
I will admit that I'm not crazy about raisins most of the time, but I'm not the type to pick stuff out of my food or eat around stuff like that.
>>
I really dislike hot and spicy food
>>
>>34337416
Why not? Whats not to like about them? They are little chewy sweet thingies, basically like natures gummy bears. Why does everyone have an issue with them?
>>
>>34337417
I love hot and spicy food but I don't like eating too much of it because I don't like also feeling the burn on my butthole
>>
File: 1773430285841266.png (272 KB, 584x598)
272 KB
272 KB PNG
So, women, what do you really want?
>>
>>34337360
God forbid a guy doesn't like something
>>
>>34337418
I do love them alone as a snack actually and in baked goods, but they don't usually do it for me in savory dishes. That's all I mean
>>
State gender
How acceptable is to praise the hotness of an acquaintance of the opposite gender when you're in a relationship already?
>>
>>34337420
>date a nigger
>pikachu face when she acts like a nigger
real nigger IQ moment
>>
>>34337427
So you want black men dating white women?
>>
>>34337426
it's all contextual.
m.
>>
What has a lot of calories and isn't horrible for me to eat? this is urgent
>>
>>34337410
>PEPPERMINT IN A SALAD????
peppermint is a fucking crime
>>
>>34337427
He thought money could replace giving your woman emotional attention. Though lesson learned he won't do that shit ever again.
>>
>>34337433
Anything with copious amounts of sugar?
>>
>>34337433
whole milk
>>
/atoga/ chainsaw massacre
>>
>>34337437
I cannot eat a lot of sugar
>>34337438
Avoiding dairy
>>
>>34337435
yeah, niggers actually think the secret to a relationship is to throw money at it
>>34337431
they shouldn't date at all, it increases the risk of them multiplying
>>
>>34337438
I second this answer.
>>34337431
HELL NAH
>>
>>34337442
lmfao
>>
>>34337447
Ikr. gay
>>
File: 1773355417060727.mp4 (3.26 MB, 720x900)
3.26 MB
3.26 MB MP4
How do I cope with the fact that I will never have this?
>>
>>34337442
Die then, I don’t know what to tell you. Breads/pasta? Or are you avoiding gluten too onions boy.
>>
>>34337448
yes
>>
There is this cute black girl at a this local subway should I ask for her number so we can hang out?
>>
>>34337442
Big carbs like pasta, rice, and bread?
>>
>>34337442
Why are you following some retard diet if you're not lactose intolerant
>>
>>34337451
you will never have a >woman caked in makeup in your bed? maybe its time to get a job
>>
>>34337451
the fuck is wrong with her eyes? Is she in drugs?
>>
>>34337370
It definitely is. Normies are getting crazier and expecting us to follow in their footsteps.
I'm having to go to bed at 8pm, because my roommates think I'm crazy, so we just settled on uwuuu I need sleep.
Normies are suffocating us day by day. Taking our money and energy and life force.
These people are the crazy ones, not us! Remember that.
>>
>>34337458
she thinks it gives her pimples
>>
why cant women at least tell me what i do wrong so i can learn to improve?
>>
File: job.jpg (35 KB, 650x635)
35 KB
35 KB JPG
>>34337451
>>
>>34337443
>yeah, niggers actually think the secret to a relationship is to throw money at it

It was real eye opening when I started dating mixed girls and they'd tell me why they only date white guys now because of that. Which was shocking cause I just normally tune out most of their noise and just nod along. It really isn't that hard.
>>
>>34337463
it would take multiple hours sessions multiple times a week over decades to lay it all out
>>
I might let the beast out of its cage
>>
>>34337442
>Avoiding dairy
that's miserable.
whole milk is stupid good. loaded balance of protein, healthy fat, milk carbs, and is really good at hydration- better than water. high in calories and since you drink it, it's easy to load calories on. it's also cheap AF and gets you calcium too. and tasty
>>
>>34337470
It is that good but no way near as good as water.
>>
>>34337462
I know I'm just saying that blindly following diet advice from retards on a schizophrenic imageboard that unironically started a trend of not wiping your ass for a while is one of the dumbest things I can think of
>>
>>34337468
ok so? i bought your dinner and drink bitch, at least tell me that much
>>
>>34337463
Cause you should be able to do some basic self reflection.

Also, many times these women know shit instinctually but can't articulate their thoughts. So they will know something is wrong and leave long before they could tell you exactly what you did wrong.
>>
>>34337459
>>34337465
I have a job, it even pays well (for european standards)
>>
>>34337473
yeah, it's better
>>
>>34337463
Because people suck at communicating their needs
>>
>>34337475
>then he has the gall to wonder what about him makes girls not want to date him
incels are so funny lol
>>
>>34337478
But I like water more so it can't be.
>>
>>34337476
>self reflection
on... what? i have 0 idea what i couldve done wrong
>instinctually
im convinced women are schizo
>>34337479
yeah and it feels like they expect me to be perfect on the 1st date when i dont even have enough time to learn about them and their expectations
>>
64% of young men have been single for a year or more for a good, rational reason. What is it?
>>
>>34337320
Sounds like she's a whore. Making out with someone and then saying "oh sorry I'm not ready for a relationship" means she's a shitty woman who isn't worth your time, just move on and let her make someone else miserable.
>>
I think I'm developing some kind of brain hemorrhage from my crush. Might die
>>
>>34337460
No she just iranian
>>
why are middle-aged women and young mothers so mean? these two groups seem to always stand out in that regard.
>>
>>34337484
they are human trash
>>
>>34337484
I got hurt real bad in my mid 20s and took a conscious break from dating for a while to cool off from it
>>
>>34337480
>incel
lol
my problem isnt getting laid, its keeping a relationship. my body count is close to 20
>>
>>34337484
I am not good enough for a relationship
>>
>>34337485
Samefagging is cringe af
>>
>>34337498
Schizo retard
>>
>>34337486
What crush
>>
>>34337485
thanks fren. i think you helped me get out
>>
>>34337493
that still makes you an incel since you can't get what you want
also
>manwhore
>how come no one wants me to
lmfao
nice bait bro
>>
need to sniff a femanon's armpits
>>
>>34337503
what the fuck does incel mean nowadays?
>>
>>34337483
>on... what? i have 0 idea what i couldve done wrong

That's the point. You have to figure that out. Cause at the end of the day you aren't perfect. You make mistakes. So, you should reflect on that.

>im convinced women are schizo

I mean i'm pretty sure most people are schizo. That's just the world we live in now.
>>
I'm afraid some day some incel will kill me bc he hates all women for being serial dating whores (like the ones here). Like bruh I was an adult virgin and been in my first relationship which was first everything for over 5 years, likely forever .
>>
>>34337507
where do cute adult virgin women convene?
>>
>>34337505
I'm pretty sure most people use it to just mean you hate woman. That's mostly cause normies got ahold of the word and dumbed it down. Like they always do.
>>
>>34337470
I know I like it but its very inflammatory/has hormones
>>
>>34337507
>incels are VIOLENT MANIACS who KILL WOMEN
Stop believing this gender war trash and/or thinking the vocal minority represents the entire population. The truth is most men aren't having sex (see >>34337484) and the overwhelming majority of "incels" are depressed, not trying, or gave up and moved onto other things besides dating.
>>
>>34337509
>cute
lol, lmao even
>>
>>34337510
guess that makes me the posterboy of inceldom
>>
youre right fren. i was overlooking so many of her flaws thinking i could make it work just for her good qualities. yeah, this is better, she made a good choice for once.
>>
>>34337509
I was practically a mute in hs and before that, but eventually went to uni and started trying to be normal once I moved out of a bad home .
So yeah that one schooler anon is correct
>>
>>34337511
>very inflammatory
Who says
>has hormones
Most of them get destroyed during digestion
Did you actually have problems when you were eating dairy years ago before you flipped your shit. Did you notice a difference when you stopped eating dairy.
>>
>>34337354
I hope >he still likes oreos after that video.
>>
>>34337370
Today is FRIDAY THE 13TH
>>
Going to get some getting groceries to get them
>>
so i am 29 and i go back to uni, i will be a creep if i try to talk to women right?
>>
>>34337484
Nta but this means that almost half of dudes haven't been single for over a year... pretty crazy desu
>>
Why don't women appreciate my >850 credit score?
>>
>>34337524
You should go to uni to learn
>>
Quiet people are ugly in 99% of cases. Attractive people notice that people respond positively to them and build more confidence in socializing through that.
>>
File: 1722938654709688.webm (1.02 MB, 960x540)
1.02 MB
1.02 MB WEBM
>>34337507
>
>>
>>34337519
No problems I think I was just really oily and stuff
It's only been like two weeks so obviously no difference
>>
>>34337528
Because they don't know about it. Make sure to show it off with bumper stickers and maybe a tattoo
>>
mmm pizza for lunch
>>
>tfw one of my crushes wants to join me for shopping in the morning
I'm really not in the mood, should I just set a 6:30am alarm, speedrun it myself and then say I had to go out early but let's catch up another time? I don't want to hang out with her in my loser era
>>
>>34337501
The one I have that's obliterating my brain like a hydraulic press
>>
>>34337532
Dairy is the least of your concerns just fuckin chill
>>
>>34337542
you never know
>>
>>34337530
Seems so. I know someone attractive who apparently got bullied hard for being overweight as a kid. Now, as an adult? Full 100% extrovert unlike most bullying victims.
>>
>>34337536
>can have several crushes at the same time
Holy cheater brain
>>
>>34337536
>>34337548
lol this honestly
>>
>>34337544
Whatever little benefit it has is hugely outweighed by you fretting over it and avoiding it. Just enjoy shit
>>
>>34337548
>woman goes on dates with several guys to try and find the best
Wow, brave and empowering!

>single man likes multiple women
Yuck, cheater brain!
>>
pink-flushed from you-know-what zero makeup five-head wearing her man's pajamas is 1000x hotter than that artificial sculpted instagram thot women model themselves after. it's shocking how much women refuse to believe us men on this matter
>>
>>34337538
What's she like
>>
>>34337556
Gorgeous, funny, fun to be around. Leaves me wanting to know more about her every time we meet or talk
>>
how do you guys actually have the phone numbers of your crushes? You already have their number so why aren’t you asking them out or letting them go if they already rejected you?
>>
>>34337551
ok
>>
>>34337172
M

Tall and curvy but I'm literally talking to a short sticc right now
>>
Should I make a PB and honey or PB and jelly sandwich for lunch?
>>
>>34337569
what jelly?
>>
>>34337561
i never understand this either. if i have someone's number it means i know them personally which means it's already developing into a relationship at that point (if it's a crush)
>>
>>34337562
Don't "ok" me bitch, sit the fuck down and enjoy some ice cream
>>
>>34337572
I have both strawberry and apricot
>>
>>34337561
Socially stunted guys (like the ones in this thread) hang onto crushes without ever asking them out because they're content with the minimal attention they get from their crush, and they're afraid asking for more will completely sever whatever potential is there. With an unspoken crush they can at least pretend there's something more there and fantasize about it, whereas if they actually ask her out and she gives them a firm answer those fantasies come crumbling down.

I'm with you, I'd rather just get an answer and move on then hang onto her forever.
>>
>>34337574
wtf
>>
>>34337554
Kek. Cope all you want about being a cheater, xer.
>>
>>34337569
jelly and add fruit with some fiber to it
PB and honey tends to irritate the mouth
>>
I was picking up my pizza and the people there were extremely friendly and they recognised me despite me not going there on purpose for at least a month why why? How did they recognise me? Then as I was walking back home and thinking about how much I dislike the human race and everyone around me a guy told me to enjoy my meal STOP LEAVE ME ALONE
>>
>>34337577
NTA but what the fuck? I'd rather be alone(I am)
>>
>>34337575
strawberry
>>
>>34337577
I don't even have a crush I am all alone. And I am fine with that for the moment
>>
>>34337580
>has to nutritionally enhance every fucking bite
>mouth gets irritated by pb and honey
lol, healthlets are something else
>>
>>34337577
this is just fiction. most men, like myself, ask our crushes out so we can get rejected and move on.
>>
>>34337581
If it's a small place they will easily recognize a customer who's even a bit recognizable from just a month ago.
>>
>>34337587
I'm not a healthlet I'm a foodie. I like good food
>>
>>34337578
You heard me. Eat your yogurt. It has probiotics for your health crazed ass.
>>
>>34337590
I wish I were invisible
>>
>>34337577
trvth nvke

These people are getting mad because they know you are right lol.
>>
>>34337561
M

Here's some options
>she's playing games (which you should go next)
>she has a bf (again, which you should go next)
>only got it because they're classmates and doesn't know how to go from study buddies to on a date, or alternatively they're in a group chat and equally clueless
>there's something about her holding him back from asking her out
>there's something about himself that's holding him back from asking her out
>>
>>34337579
There's absolutely nothing wrong with having multiple crushes if you're single, faglord.
>>
>>34337593
no, you're a little constipated bitch
>>
>>34337577
>hang onto crushes without ever asking them out because they're content with the minimal attention they get from their crush
Tfw I've done this and doing it currently..
Sucks because we only see in a strict group context every 6 months and I don't have any personal info on the crush like a social media (doesn't seem to use any), or a number
>>
>>34337594
I fully support this anon
>>
I post about having a crush and suddenly my brain is on the fucking operating table
>>
>>34337599
man you accelerated this dialogue to discussing my butthole REALLY fast. methinks you're obsessed
>>
>>34337595
It's just life, people recognizing you easily means you have sovl and aren't a mindless automaton who always blends in (even if being able to switch to that sometimes could be nice).
>>
>>34337605
constipation happens in the gut you disgusting gooner
>>
>>34337599
lmao
>>
Either gender, if your partner is insecure due to repeated instances of lying and/or unreliability, is there any situation where it would be acceptable for them to ask for reassurance? What might a reasonable response look like to you? Or would you offer it of your own accord on occasion?
>>
>>34337607
lol wtf
>>
>>34337604
first day on /atoga/?
>>
File: First_Time_meme.jpg (53 KB, 800x450)
53 KB
53 KB JPG
>>34337604
Welcome to /atoga/
>>
>>34337611
reword the question. it doesn't make much sense
>>
>>34337611
nah, I don't date trauma trash that projects the behavior of their past bad decisions on me and makes that my problem
>>
>>34337606
nta but tell me wise anon. What does it mean if I often meet strangers who ask me if they've met me before and say I look familiar?
>>
>>34337617
nta, it means you've been here many times before
sounds like it's time for you to finally learn your lessons so you can move on
>>
>>34337611
Not sure what you mean. Like, my girlfriend is upset at me because I've lied or broken promises a few times, and she's asking for me to be straight with her and promise I'm not going to do it again?

>Or would you offer it of your own accord on occasion?
If I understood what you're saying, I'd absolutely come clean ahead of her coming to me about it, say "hey I've let you down a couple times recently," and either say I'm working on it or even ask for her help, depending on how it is I fucked up. I just think it's the right thing to do and I don't care if she thinks I'm weak for admitting I fucked up.
>>
godddddddddddddd duuhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>
File: 1346387197266.jpg (21 KB, 195x206)
21 KB
21 KB JPG
>>34337561
>>34337577
For me the "crushes" that linger are the ones I'm to chickenshit to ask out, which is girls at the gym. I dunno, that's just the one place where I don't like asking out or even befriending women. I'm a generally super friendly to guys and girls and will go out of my way to make new acquaintances and friends. I have a weird level of autistic extroversion.
All other cases of "has her number but is still calling her a crush" were me coping that I wasn't rejected when she said, "Sorry I'm soooooo busy haha" which has fortunately stopped happening.

I only have one weird fringe case right now, where I like a girl and it's because we were flirty since we met. I quickly found out she had a bf on another continent, so I built some distance. But now, she's recently single again and sought out me for comfort. So I started crushing on her, but I don't wanna make a move too fast after her breakup. She's also taking her sweet time responding to my messages when I'm trying to make spring break plans. Maybe we started cuddling while watching a tv show together too soon? If any anons have some advice for me I'd appreciate it.
>>
Women what's an acceptable level of racism in a man? How much is too much?
>>
how do you get friends as someone with no friends? irl.
i'm specifically interested in hearing if there is anyone here who was in that position (especially as an adult), but managed to find friend(s).
>>
>>34337619
But I enjoy this shit >:| I also don't believe in reincarnation.
It's just a little uncanny how often I get that from people, and then we'll invariably have a bit of an overly friendly but not altogether uncomfortable conversation about one thing or another
>>
>>34337627
it's too much if he can't comprehend anymore that what might be true for a race isn't necessarily true for every single individual of said race
>>
>>34337631
>don't believe in reincarnation
yeah that explains why you have to keep coming back, lol
>>
>>34337615
Imagine a couple where one partner was traumatized by dishonesty, and they are in a time of vulnerability. Maybe something was said or done that rang an alarm bell in them somehow. Would you comfort or reassure them? If so how? If not, why?
>>34337620
It doesn't necessarily need to have been you that has caused the initial or other instances of trauma, but you might have done or said something that mirrored behavior they have seen in the past and associated with being deceitful. I do appreciate that angle, though.
>>
Women give kisses freely in bars but prostitutes don't sell them, we live in a society...
>>
The darker the berry
I love drinking cranberry
>>
>>34337635
almost like buying someone's soul costs much more than if they want to give you a piece of it voluntarily
>>
>>34337629
That would be me.

>how do you get friends as someone with no friends?

You know the answer to this. You have to put yourself out there. You have to be vulnerable and risk getting hurt. There is no step by step process. You have to find out what you want from a friend and be confident.

>This sounds like dating advice

Yeah there is a reason for that *hint* *hint*. You need to become attractive. which means taking care of your physical health. Developing Emotional Intelligence and continual learning. Then people just naturally start gravitating towards you and finding you interesting. It was really weird when it started to happen.
>>
>>34337629
Where in life are you, are you in college or are you working? The advice will differ depending on that.
>>
>>34337633
We can agree to disagree lol. I think I have an eternal soul but don't presume to be some kind of potential ascended master who keeps bumping his head on a closed trapdoor in the ceiling.
I can appreciate a lot about various eastern spiritualities that espouse these things but don't believe in them to that extent
>>
I need an adult woman to molest me
>>
>>34337633
... and forgive me for carrying on, but wouldn't this put me in a potentially esteemed position from a Buddhist point of view?
If someone were to live a virtuous life while being "stuck" here, wouldn't that effectively make them a bodhisattva
>>
>>34337627
this guy i like is pretty racist honestly based on his humor. but well i can't help that i like edgy shock humor, especially if it's by someone who is also capable of being a fun and pleasant person (and especially not someone who always wants to argue about politics with everyone).
>>
File: 1461449401279.gif (1.04 MB, 300x169)
1.04 MB
1.04 MB GIF
Gender

Would you get into a long distance relationship? What if it was only long distance for a year, or if there was some easily foreseeable end to the long distance stage?
>>
>>34337644
>Pythagoreanism, Orphism, Platonism, Neoplatonism, Druidic religion, Celtic paganism, certain ancient Egyptian syncretic traditions, Gnosticism, Basilideanism, Manichaeism, Kabbalah, Lurianic Kabbalah, Hasidic mysticism, some early Christian heterodox sects, Hermeticism, Neopaganism, Theosophy, Anthroposophy, Rosicrucianism, Spiritism, Kardecism, certain Norse/Germanic saga traditions, certain Native American tribal traditions, some African traditional religions
mh yeah, must be total humbug and only found in eastern religions
>>
>>34337484
>chilling in chair
>listening to wind
>and dog snoring beside me
>star fox 64 menu theme
>think about women
>remember how they'd disrupt this peace

men have withdrawn and disengaged from dating women for rational reasons.
>>
>>34337649
Jap forklift
>>
>>34337643
in college, but at the end of my studies. the rest is all online, so i don't really visit the campus anymore or have any reason to.
when i had more classes on campus, i tried joining every event and such thin, for years, and had 0 success. i became kind of decent at small talk and people i talked to seemed to generally like me, but anyone i talked to always went back to their friends in the end and i never got invited at that point since usually we had only known each other for like one evening.
>>
File: 0c5.png (116 KB, 680x471)
116 KB
116 KB PNG
>>34337649
M
no.
if it started not long distance.
>>
>>34337650
Look, I've heard of everything you're namedropping here except for Basilideanism and could have done this too but I'm not on /x/. No need to be a douche
>>
File: 1763126614236399.jpg (46 KB, 614x576)
46 KB
46 KB JPG
Women have disengaged from men, and men continue to cope.
>>
>>34337649
Male
Yes, but probably for only a max of 2 years with regular visits in between.
>>
>>34337649
M
Yes but only up to about a 5 hour drive away
>What if it was only long distance for a year, or if there was some easily foreseeable end to the long distance stage?
Then in all of Schengen
>>
>>34337649
M
it might be my only option
>>
File: pvmCO4.gif (2.6 MB, 400x226)
2.6 MB
2.6 MB GIF
>>34337463
Because you did nothing wrong that's why. Women never take accountability for anything. Even when women cheat women are able to be the victim, skip accountability and dare to say IT'S THE FAULT OF THE MAN: he didn't gave enough attention to her; he was not enough romantic; he was not making enough money; she had a dream where he was cheating, etc. No matter what the woman always is the victim because if she is not the victim the only left role is the bad guy and no way the woman be the bad one because women are creatures of light that never are wrong, right?
>>
>>34337658
Are you saying... women are dropping out of society at an alarming rate?
>>
>>34337648
not every tradition has the exact same idea of how rebirth works and Bodhisattva returns voluntarily to help guide others free themselves from being trapped, is that what you're doing? I doubt you are if you don't even believe in the concept of rebirth
>>
I'm so tired I wasted so much time trying to figure out this stupid solution
>>
>>34337364
Lmao with this fucking simp
>>
>>34337649
M
Not again, unless the person was genuinely special and I wanted to marry them
>>
>>34337658
We both know that's not true. You come back no matter how much we mistreat you. Women have been domesticated by men.
>>
>>34337658
Only 32% of young women have been single for more than _9 months_,

simple put, women aren't disengaged. the reason why this statistic asked for 9 months instead of a full year like the men's is beyond me.
>>
>>34337657
sure
>>
>>34337649
M.
>Would you get into a long distance relationship?
No.
>What if it was only long distance for a year, or if there was some easily foreseeable end to the long distance stage?
Still no. If I were already in a close-up relationship which was working well, and it became necessary for it to go long distance for a bit, with a defined end point to that, I might give that a try. But starting a relationship at long distance is pointless.
>>
>>34337658
Seems like they're just making up new retarded names for being Chad's cumsleeves. It went from FWB to situationship.
>>
File: b-2.jpg (23 KB, 640x359)
23 KB
23 KB JPG
>>34337362
Myself is the only dildo she is allowed to own.
>>
>>34337649
M
Recently I was really interested in this girl long distance and gave it a try, but it didn't work out. It was just way too hard scheduling anything. If I knew the girl a lot longer I'd probably try harder, but otherwise I'm not feeling long distance at all at this point in my life.
>>
>>34337649
M
No. I've done it before and didn't like it.
If I did happen to meet someone who lived far away and still felt I needed to be with them despite not wanting an LDR, I'd just move closer to them.
>>
>>34337635
Prostitutes are more worried about herpes.
>>
I like being drunk because it gives me an excuse to be retarded that I don't have while sober.
>>
File: Kat-Abughazaleh.jpg (131 KB, 1200x675)
131 KB
131 KB JPG
Damn, I'd vote for her so hard..
>>
>>34337683
Why is there nothing behind her eyes
>>
>>34337683
>>
damn I need a lifetime supply of coffee
>>
File: 1654449861931.gif (431 KB, 320x320)
431 KB
431 KB GIF
>>34337649
F

I recently got dumped by my long distance bf. In one of our phone calls he said he wanted to reassess the relationship. Then three days later he called me to break up. He also did it right before he went on vacation. He met someone else, right? There's no other explanation, is there? I'm not ok.
>>
>>34337688
covfefe prices have never been so low. the lowest they've ever been. they say, oh, they can't go any lower, but they did.
>>
>>34337675
It's okay hon, let it all out. I'm sure chad will notice you eventually. But it doesn't change that women have disengaged themselves from men (and your kind) kek
>>
>>34337687
Cute hands would hold and kiss
>>
>>34337690
Sounds like he's at least planning to meet someone else... sorry anon.
>>
>>34337690
yes. he wasn't worth your time.
>>
>>34337693
Leave my future gf's pretty hands alone.
>>
>>34337691
yeah but I need to drink a lifetime supply of coffee right now
>>
elongus dongus
>>
When you people say LDR, did you actually meet them or did you just sext online?
>>
File: cuppa.gif (465 KB, 800x450)
465 KB
465 KB GIF
>>34337698
Does this torture you like laser pointers torture cats
>>
>>34337700
To me that's an e-relationship. LDR means you at one point knew each other IRL
>>
>>34337700
For me, it was an in-person relationship that became an LDR when she moved away to go to a different college
>>
>>34337701
I can smell this picture and please get that french turd out of here, it's ruining the aroma
>>
>>34337683
What is she even running for? She came up in my youtube feed the other dat odd
>>
>>34337665
>I doubt you are if you don't even believe in the concept of rebirth
it's a great thing to believe in but it's not for us. seems to me only people who were born into a family which believes in rebirth can genuinely believe in it from the heart. anything else is lying to yourself.
>>
>>34337611
>if your partner is insecure due to repeated instances of lying and/or unreliability, is there any situation where it would be acceptable for them to ask for reassurance?
I assume you mean as a result of someone else lying, not me? And yeah, sure. If she's my girlfriend, I want her to be happy. Within reason, if she's worried about something and I can put her mind at rest, I want to.

>What might a reasonable response look like to you?
I can't possibly answer that without knowing what it is she hypothetically wants to be reassured about.

>Or would you offer it of your own accord on occasion?
If I knew she needed reassuring, sure. But I'm autistic enough that I would probably need her to tell me most of the time.

My main bit of advice here is "Be explicit about what you need." If you want to be reassured about something, tell me what it is. And don't phrase it as an accusation: saying "please tell me you love me" is fine; saying "you don't love me" because you want me to tell you that actually I do is very much *not* fine. And making me guess what you need reassurance about, also never goes well. Oh, and don't ask me to say something if you're not going to believe me when I do!
>>
Getting into the World of Darkness universe. I like the idea of mages
>>
>>34337701
it would if I wasn't drinking coffee right now :)
>>
>>34337707
I wasn't born into a family that believes it but it's not like I have any skin in the game, believe whatever you want
>>
>>34337701
I thought the cup was wearing a bowtie
>>
File: genius.jpg (188 KB, 742x1211)
188 KB
188 KB JPG
>>34337710
I've never played those or read much about them. Are mages in the Vampire games or just Mage?
Is there another WoD game I'm forgetting also, I feel like there is
>>
>>34337706
I don't know but she's hot so she has my vote. America needs more fuckable politicians
>>
>>34337690
>He met someone else, right? There's no other explanation, is there?
He quite likely either met someone else or was hoping to meet someone else. But it's possible he just wanted to go on vacation alone and not have to deal with you while he was there.
>>
>>34337700
I met a girl on vacation who lived in a neighboring state and gave it a try.
>>
I think my purpose in life is to make sure my nephews dont become like me
>>
>>34337681
>I like being drunk because it gives me an excuse to be retarded that I don't have while sober.
I'm afraid it doesn't. You make the decision to get drunk while you're sober. That means you're 100% responsible for everything.
>>
I got cheated on. She lied to me for almost a year about it, came clean after some turbulent days and now is begging me for forgiveness.
Why do I not feel angry?
>>
>>34337728
>Why do I not feel angry?
Secret cuck fetish?
>>
>>34337728
because the relationship was already absolute dog shit for this to happen for a long time?
>>
I'm drinking sparkling mineral water. My life a movie
>>
>>34337728
Cause you've been checked out of the relationship for some time now. You probably knew she was cheating subconsciously. So now that the truth has come out you are more at peace that you were right.
>>
>>34337715
The magic in vampire the masquerade is sorcery or blood manipulation not true magic that only mortals can achieve like reality warping is what I have gathered so far. Also the mages in vtm used to be a Great House in the Hermetic order which is the largest and most powerful Mage faction in the universe until they baffled in Infernialism and became vampires. There are more settings like Mage the Ascension and some with werewolves I am just getting started
https://youtu.be/Xct3B5ndPuQ
Watched this todat this guy makes good lore videos
>>
File: G8t3G-RWIAAlmQ0.jpg (77 KB, 1029x960)
77 KB
77 KB JPG
>>34337728
best thing you can do is just block and move on
dont even give her the attention
>>
>>34337729
No. I just don't feel angry. I'm just immensely fucking disappointed. Usually her tears would make me cry, but I feel nothing. I don't want to see her again.
>>34337730
I guess.
>>
>>34337726
Shits gonna happen either way, might as well hide behind that
>>
>>34337733
Very cool. From what I've read about those two settings they're very earnest and enthusiastic love letters to woo woo occult stuff
>>
>>34337731
People who don't like carbonated stuff are so weird.
>>
>>34337737
They do seem very interesting
>>
>>34337732
I didn't suspect it. I put my full faith in her. In retrospect some shit made no sense, but still she was so forthcoming that I had no reason to suspect it.
She left me citing other reasons, then came back with the truth, then started crying begging for forgiveness.
>>34337734
Gonna suck. 6 fucking years down the drain.
>>
>>34337730
Or rather, it happened once a year ago, she just revealed it now.
>>
Drank all my water. If only I had a femanon to rueful my water bottle or bring me a glass of water. It is Friday night I might go pick me one out
>>
>>34337742
>Gonna suck. 6 fucking years down the drain.
Damn bro... my condolences. She blew it
>>
>>34337712
well if it's making you help either humans or animals or helping you not hurt them then it's for the better of course, so good for you anon (genuinely). i just cannot make myself believe in anything "unnatural" no matter what sadly.
>>
File: HBY-rM_bcAQyAUO.jpg (267 KB, 1070x2048)
267 KB
267 KB JPG
>>34337742
>Gonna suck. 6 fucking years down the drain.
sheeesh dude, my condolences
but look at it this way, at least you dont have a kid with this broad, at least you didnt marry this broad
>>
>>34337747
What is that an edit of?
>>
>>34337747
>>34337748
I mean I know the original painting I am curious what is your image referencing.
>>
>>34337748
Ivan the terrible and his son
>>
I think women are pretty to look at
>>
>>34337748
>>
>>34337753
Fun to hold as well imho
>>
>>34337753
I only look at post-pregnancy stretched out bellies so that my expectations don't get distorted, and I still agree
>>
>>34337745
>>34337747
Indeed. Stole the majority of my 20s. The love was good, shame that nearly 20% of it was not true. She tried the usual shit and offered to let me fuck around if I take her back, as long as I continued to love her.
>>
>>34337751
>>34337755
Thanks I know that but his is weird
>>
File: 1771270184873328.png (2.39 MB, 1907x2017)
2.39 MB
2.39 MB PNG
>>34337750
Maekar Targaryen accidentally killing his brother in a trial by combat when he tried to protect his son
watch a knight of the seven kingdoms
>>
>>34337762
Oh cool thanks. Thanks everyone.
>>
>>34337760
Yeah sorry I posted the img before I read your other reply lol
>>
Am I getting old? I've started to instinctively straighten out my back every few minutes when I'm on my pc and it makes a cracking sound. That never happened when I was younger.

My posture also isn't "that" bad, my shoulders just round out inwards seemingly naturally. and I just try to remember to pull my shoulders back occasionally.
>>
I don't know if straight women really even like men
>>
does butt stuff feel good or is it just a thing degenerates like?
>>
>>34337765
No problem. Sorry if I sounded arrogant or anything on my later reply.
>>
>>34337767
They don't like men who act like women considering most women aren't lesbians, sorry.
>>
>>34337742
>Gonna suck. 6 fucking years down the drain.
I know it's not how you will see it right now, but it wasn't all bad, right?
Honestly, I think the best way to look at it is "at least it wasn't 10 or 20 years".
But give yourself time, it's ok to grief, even if you aren't feeling it rn.
Losing a partner is emotionally similar to a loved one dying.
>>
>>34337767
They do, and it makes me sad to know that so many young men don’t think that could really happen
>>
>>34337767
They like men who let foids live rentfree at their place in exchange for the occasional sex.
>>
>>34337774
I gave up a while ago, I'm not made for love
>>
>>34337776
>occasional
No, I want sex every day in addition to rentfree
>>
>>34337773
The love was amazing, no denying that. I pray to God that it's a bad prank or something. At least that I can resolve.
It's just that 6 years of my life are so closely tied to her, and now I want to wipe the memories away. Be left with only the lessons learned.
>>
File: 1770589376464913.mp4 (1.03 MB, 1280x720)
1.03 MB
1.03 MB MP4
>>34337764
its kino
>>
>>34337776
>rentfree
>exchange for the occasional sex.
That's just a different form of payment.
>>
>>34337774
I have very little reason to believe it can happen
>>
File: fridaynite.png (208 KB, 500x375)
208 KB
208 KB PNG
What would convince you to live with a bf or gf?
Would you rent with them, or should at least one of you own property?
>>
ARE THERE NO TRUE ATOGANS AMONG THE NOBLE LURKERS OF 4CHAN?
>>
File: IMG_7024.jpg (407 KB, 1109x1427)
407 KB
407 KB JPG
>these were valid reasons to stay away from work in ancient egypt
we have fallen so deeply as a species
>>
We must raze Jerusalem and all speak Sumerian if we are to get anywhere as a species.
>>
File: HAsVHDNbsAI_Rxl.jpg (196 KB, 1098x1125)
196 KB
196 KB JPG
>>34337788
I'll take ser Anons side
>>
>>34337790
>sumerian
we must return to telepathy good sir
>>
>>34337790
american english is the most developed language in the world. we're not going back to sumerian
>>
>>34337793
AAVE: anglo-american vernacular english
>>
>>34337793
war and genocide will decide who remains.
>>
>>34337790
UD REEAAAA
UD TSURA REEAAA
>>
>>34337561
It was hard to let go. But I did it eventually when she told me off sharply.
>>
I used to have a cool teacher in middle school and it made me wish he was my dad
>>
>>34337451
Keep dreaming.
>>
>>34337728
Opposite of love is not hate but indifference. She don't love you, she don't respect you. Stop wasting your time and energy on woman with a lot feauturesof Narcissistic personality disorder
>>
>>34337451
nigga thats a man
>>
>>34337796
Ofcourse it would be modernised
>>
File: G_gundam_Poster.jpg (584 KB, 1000x1409)
584 KB
584 KB JPG
>>34337795
We should do picrel instead imo
>>
File: Europa .png (235 KB, 1362x721)
235 KB
235 KB PNG
Men are checking out of society at an alarming rate
>>
>>34337805
I dislike mechs
>>
>>34337807
Healthy men are doing fine, and women thank hons for checking out of society.
>>
>>34337807
I'm trying to get a job rn again because my savings ran out
>>
Weekend atoga is shit. Friday night is the worst. This is what happens when we don't have women to keep us in out place.
>>
File: file.png (628 KB, 619x941)
628 KB
628 KB PNG
>>34337791
>>
>>34337812
it's friday the 13

DON'T GO CHASING WATERFALLS
>>
Trying to love a woman who got raped as a child is like trying to kiss a power outlet wearing tinfoil braces. You get fucking electrocuted if you try to connect with that. You can't develop an emotional connection to a psychological dumpster fire. And when it comes to body counts, the higher it goes the more mentally unwell the woman is.
>>
>>34337799
Did you ever call him dad in class
>>
>>34337812
it's spring break atoga
>>
Going out for a martini I'll just go look at some pretty women and men half an hour and go back to sleep
>>
File: 1744507410354176.jpg (12 KB, 251x250)
12 KB
12 KB JPG
There used to be this pop song, I think from the 2000s, that had "chitty chitty bang bang" in it.
Does anybody remember it? Pretty sure it was song by a woman (or multiple).
>>
>>34337787
Dating for at least a year with a lot of experience sleeping over each other's place. Start with renting, and if things go well then consider buying a property
>>
>>34337801
She loves me. She doesn't respect me the way she claims to.
>>
IF YOURE SO VERY GOOD LOOKING
WHY DO YOU SLEEP ALONE TONIIIIIGHT?
>>
>>34337830
Bideo games
>>
>>34337826
Not sure what the pop song is but that one MF DOOM song has that lyric
>>
>>34337830
pondering the giant sun dream of lisa left eye
>>
>>34337834
Never heard any of his/their songs.
>>
>>34337821
True. The worst part is that she would refuse certain sex acts because it would remind her of >him. That's humiliating af.
>>
File: dic.jpg (220 KB, 500x500)
220 KB
220 KB JPG
Why does love have to hurt
>>
Men, would you rather have a gf with big boobs and a flat butt, or a gf with a big butt and a flat chest?
>>
>>34337838
it doesn't have to, it only hurts when you're heavy
>>
>>34337840
I think flat with a nice butt
>>
>>34337830
Because tonight is just like any other night
>>
>>34337826
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cnZrmpk69s
>>
>>34337840
I need at least an average butt. If the butt is average the tits can be whatever size, preferably large.
Out of your options, big butt flat chest.
>>
>>34337840
The former.
>>
>>34337840
gf with a big butt and a flat chest for sure.
My favorite is flat butt and chest
>>
I am serious now I am going to go out this time this is not a threat
>>
>>34337842
wdymbt
>>
File: 1770412305719360.jpg (215 KB, 957x1024)
215 KB
215 KB JPG
>>34337828
>She loves me
Gee is that why she 'accidentally' cheated on you?
>>
>>34337840
Boobs because I spend more time looking at her face than looking at the back of her.
>>
>>34337830
im not
>>
>>34337826
Was a song in english? Does had a mudix video?
>>
Are black women all as obnoxious as people say they are?
>>
>>34337852
love hurts when you're trying to control it and it hurts when you love people that act in heavy ways, love that's light as a feather never causes any pain
>>
>>34337853
What I'm saying is that she's an idiot who thinks they are separable concepts. She loves me, I know that, she just has no respect for me and my limitations or demands whatsoever.
>>
File: Marilyn Amber.jpg (1.1 MB, 959x2157)
1.1 MB
1.1 MB JPG
>>34337840
big butt with flat chest easy
the butt is everything
>>
File: i see.jpg (140 KB, 1280x720)
140 KB
140 KB JPG
>>34337860
>>
I despise yoga pants
>>
>>34337859
yes anon, all black women are exactly the same
>>
>>34337864
Holy guacamole, what a pretty lady.
>>
>>34337870
Why is that anon
>>
File: foid btfo.png (370 KB, 991x1150)
370 KB
370 KB PNG
>>34337810
https://youtu.be/SbQu55bMvZs?t=1566

Men have declared spiritual jihad on women and it shows as they slowly begin to lose it. This is it anons, the real gender war has begun, not the fake one with countless pronouns that is being shilled everywhere in the media, but the real war between man and woman.
Women are about to learn a harsh lesson.

Don't talk to women, don't help them, don't ask them out, don't have dating apps, don't interact with them. If a woman approaches you be nice and respectful but do not flirt or overtly joke, treat them as an equal man and then leave after the reason for the conversation is over. If a girl comes up to you and flirts kindly turn her down, if she asks you out suddenly say no thank you, don't make up a reason she only has agency because of some external reason not because she likes you. Be vague when talking about your life or weekend plans, anything you do or do with them like hooking up will be picked apart and analyzed by her and her online friends. You are a traitor and not helping anyone if you fall for their tricks.
If men can't display a modicum of power over society, this world and women, then I guess they don't hold much power at all.
>>
>>34337857
stop bragging
>>
>>34337871
Are they a hive mind or something?
>>
>>34337877
Ugly
>>
>>34337883
Usually, yeah.
>>
File: IMG_6212.jpg (164 KB, 1024x1024)
164 KB
164 KB JPG
I found it. I found the cure.
>>
Damnit I am trying to sleep and this person is driving around in a really loud automobile around the building
>>
File: truth nuke.gif (2.23 MB, 374x281)
2.23 MB
2.23 MB GIF
>>34337807
>>
I know its pretty late, but I just bought this car and its so fun driving around this building
>>
>>34337894
>:O
>>
Why the fuck is this guy chasing me around the building in his car make it stop
>>
>>34337767
I'm just one straight woman but I hate men and don't find them attractive. I hope this helps
>>
>>34337897
Femanon please stop and talk to me I like driving too go on a date with me please
>>
>>34337902
I'm a man with long hair bro
>>
Girls, are you scared of getting old? This vid makes me sad :(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IT_tW3EVDK8
>>
ayo this twink has a nice butt
nice long hair too
>>
>>34337905
Can you speak in a high pitched voice?
>>
*rubs hands* a wank I think
>>
>>34337899
Based response.
>>
File: zoe & anita.gif (944 KB, 550x309)
944 KB
944 KB GIF
>>34337907
>>34337908
You guys are downright peculiar
>>
>>34337894
high five, what car?
>>
>>34337907
Oh goodness gracious
>>
>>34337911
cake is cake
even if it has a candle
>>
I HOPE YOU CRASH YOUR AUTOMOBILE AND YOU FLY OUT OF IT AND HIT A THE ONLY THING THAT US LEFT OF YOU IS A RED STAIN
>>
>>34337882
you are in desperate need of severe beatings
>>
File: IMG_8258.jpg (561 KB, 781x770)
561 KB
561 KB JPG
>>34337916
sheesh
>>
>>34337690
I’m sorry babe, I’m pretty sure he did meet someone else/wanted to meet someone else on vacation. Wouldn’t surprise me if he texted you when he’s back from vacation and tried to get back together with you. If he does, don’t fall for it.
>>
File: car-engine-revving[1].jpg (31 KB, 612x432)
31 KB
31 KB JPG
>>34337916
fine I'll redline it then
>>
File: IMG_7828.jpg (104 KB, 1453x1442)
104 KB
104 KB JPG
>>34337915
>>
*spitting your star shaped ass back out of my black hole*
>>
>>34337690
you fucks need to stop falling for this long distance bullshit
IT DOESNT WORK
>>
I want a new car but am about to move somewhere where I can't really afford to own one for a bit >:(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBnM1JLp9Sc
>>
There's some fuckin crazy guy screaming out his window at a dude in a car who's chasing some twink outside wtt
>>
>>34337926
>>34337915
lmfao
>>
I took a nap and feel extremely anxious can that stop
>>
>>34337926
you dont throw out all your knives just because you're eating ice cream at the moment
>>
>>34337929
This is a hard truth pill to swallow.
>>
>>34337845
I found that too, but it's not.

>>34337858
>Does had a mudix video?
lol
But unfortunately I don't remember nearly anything. Just a woman singing it. And I think she was shaking her butt...?
It might have been some pop/dance/electro thing.
>>
>>34337934
How would you feel if I bopped you on the head with a squeaky hammer
>>
>>34337932
average day in
>>
>>34337940
Childish
>>
>>34337860
>love that's light as a feather never causes any pain
But that's not real love.
>>
>>34337942
What if it was like, a bespoke expensive squeaky hammer
>>
>>34337941
Atogatown is a magical place
>>
>>34337944
it is, but ofc if you still believe that only heavy love is valid, you'll only know love that hurts
>>
>>34337899
You can't be attracted to and not attracted to men
>>
>>34337940
Nta it would bring me immense joy
>>
>>34337950
>it is
Sure it is *a* form of love, but it's a lot less valuable and intense, since you don't properly care about the relationship.
>>
>>34337956
no, thats not true at all but I doubt I could explain it to you in the right way
>>
>>34337950
What are these dogshit takes you always have how old are you, like 15?
>>
If you're under 50 years old, have good hygiene, and are 17-33bmi as a woman I probably find you somewhat attractive
>>
Does your parter or did your ex know that you browse 4chan?
>>
>>34337958
It absolutely is the truth, even if you have chosen to think of it differently. My guess is you are avoidant, so it's your cope.
Unless you are truly vulnerable to somebody, you will never have that deep understanding a true love has.
>>
>>34337962
He’s next to me right now, I read out loud some of the responses on threads to get his reaction.
>>
>>34337962
I don't have a gf but my normie friends know
>>
>>34337959
Isn't she around 30?
>>
>>34337963
nobody said anything about not being vulnerable, idk why you randomly brought that up
>>
asking the women and the men here

I know Im pretty porn brained (its a shame) but I have the feeling and doubt: if women were more exposed to porn, would their taste for men move towards big dicks? And would it be their real taste, or would they be porn brained too?
>>
>>34337966
Fuck dude if that's true. I thought she was like early 20s. All she does is sit here for hours posting endless memes and shitposting and talking like a teenager. And holding everything up to this unrealistic worldview.
>>
>>34337967
Aight, keep living in your cope world.
>>
>>34337964
Tell him he is cute
>>
Gucci and Tommy Hilfiger have to be the tackiest brands. Both look fucking goofy.
I'll give Versace a pass because Migos invented that one and made it look cool.
>>
>>34337976
Wrong board
>>
>>34337969
Probably. Big dicks just look better on camera to a point
>>
>>34337974
He said “Why do you put me in these situations” , he also just doesn’t like compliments
>>
>>34337978
Sorry but /fa/ is dead. What brands you like?
>>
>>34337976
Yet wearing that garbage as a man will make you less invisible to women.
>>
File: 9228667-officerjenny.jpg (71 KB, 286x364)
71 KB
71 KB JPG
>>34337976
Tell me do you waste your money on that kind of shit trying to compesate a inferiority complex?
>>
>>34337982
Now ask him why is he so mean to you all the time
>>
>>34337983
I ain't no billboard nigga miss me with that
>>
>>34337983
>What brands you like?
NTA
Why would you ever care about clothing brands. Just buy what you like.
>>
>>34337988
What yhe hell i thought u wa a girl
>>
>>34337979
But would they be porn brained?
>>
>>34337991
Faggot are you some kind of talahon peacock
>>
women have you ever dumped a guy for not having a normal circumcised penis?
>>
>>34337984
The question is if they would still fuck you if you impress her with your 600 dollar shirt and your apartment is at the poor side of the city
>>
>>34337997
Bruh
>>
>>34337987
He just worked 12 hours, I am NOT about to ask him that kek
>>
>>34337993
Porn isn't really made to appeal to women. It's made to appeal to third worlders, morons, and the elderly because those are the only people who pay for it anymore
>>
Men what do you think if your gf/partner uses a menstrual cup?
>>
>>34337985
>>34337996
I haven't bought anything. I was just checking their sites and most of this shit looks ugly.
>>
>>34338004
I wouldn't care what a woman does with her period
>>
>>34338004
If it works then it works no thoughts
>>
>>34338004
I don't mind it at all so long as she isn't leaving a dirty one lying around where I can see it all the time.
I will be real and say I think it's a little more gross to me than tampons or pads, but not gross enough for me to complain about if you aren't making a mess with it.
>>
>>34338001
I suppose I shall take my scheming elsewhere
>>
>>34338004
I wouldn't care. She should just use whatever works the best for her
>>
>>34338009
I’m making the switch since it would be less taxing for the environment. And to get rid of period pad stink.

Anons do you have plans for this Caturday?
>>
I have my own question for you. After you take your cup out would you let me mix the collected syrup with vodka and take a shot. If I was your boyfriend.
>>
Could a female friend wishing you "sweet dreams" after dropping you off at home after a party be a sing of interest? She's not a very affectionate person and it's out of character for her.
>>
>>34337728
This anon again, I took a sleeping pill but I cannot fucking sleep. She admitted to this at the worst possible time.
I've seen no proof, just an admission. I'm hoping this is some bipolar-level manipulation shit just so I know she's merely a liar, not a liar and a cheater.
In other words, I'm still in stage 1 of grief.
>>
>>34338015
Thats a mental question
>>34338013
>Anons do you have plans for this Caturday?
Watch f1 and be anxious and depressed
>>
>>34338016
It could be but most likely it doesn't mean anything.
>>
>>34338015
Watch youtube and be anxious and depressed
>>
If it was my boyfriend and I was sure it wouldn't harm him? Then yes
>>
When guys say they like nerdy girls or want an autistic wife, how can I tell whether they mean fat MLP girls with thin greasy hair or popular e-thots who take pictures posing with xbox controllers?
>>
File: drink.gif (1.42 MB, 320x240)
1.42 MB
1.42 MB GIF
>>34338005
>>
Hey Femanon, if you don't have any weekend plans, how about going out with me tomorrow night?
>>
>>34338013
Your diet is more impactful on the environment than your period.
>>
Well said not that anon
>>
>>34338023
How about something in the middle?
>>
>>34337172
>assets
Liquid or fixed?
>>
>>34337999
No, of course they won't fuck you because they're serial daters and one of the last dates was more impressive than any of your LARPs, but the point is that if you don't even have a 600 dollar shirt and an apartment then you're definitely not going to get a girlfriend from anywhere in the city. The women in the poor side are already looking to escape, while the ones in the better neighbourhoods are so used to being situationshipped with CEOs that you don't even register on their radar.
>>
What's the upper limit on acceptable dildo collection for a man you'd date?
>>
How would drinking period goop be harmful
>>
>>34337997
No. But I kind of dumped a guy for not getting a circumscision when he obviously needed one or he was only going to want to be pegged and never wanted to have piv sex due to pain. But there were other issues there that were more pressing like him trying to be cringe abusive.
>>
>>34338024
i dated a girl like this and somehow still fucked it up
>>
>>34337997
>Normal
>Circumcised
Amerigolems...
>>
>>34338015
Well you would have approximately ten seconds between my hands pulling it out and washing it. There is a second buffer one that I don’t use if you want or you can wait until I’m not using my cup.
Warning: entering my horny jail cell soon.
>>34338015
Yes
>>
>>34338036
Sorry man.
I can see bits and pieces of that post in a woman I'm getting to know atm, but I'm worried I'm just trying to see what I want to see
>>
>>34338023
I dont think anyone counts the fake e-thots when they say they want nerdy
>>
>>34338004
When do you know it's full?
What if it's overflooded?
When exactly do you take it out for cleaning?
Do you empty it into the toilet?
Do you need to sanitize it with a special soap that cleans it properly, but doesn't irritate your puss puss?
What should I cook tomorrow?
>>
Halloween is near can't wait
>>
>>34338025
Caturday is my busy day. What about Sunday?
>>34338026
Trying to eat more veggies and less meat. I don’t think the I’m out of winter yet so I need to prepare for easy salads.
>>
Thinking about turning vegetarian
>>
>>34338023
>popular e-thots who take pictures posing with xbox controllers?
None of those things are signs of autism or being nerdy.
>>
>>34338023
a 27 year old woman who wears a beanie everywhere because she's self conscious about her hair, who recently came back from voluntarily checking herself into a mental institution, due to the fact that her new PC parts arrived and she can't wait any longer to game and therefore mental health once again can wait.
>>
File: bonesquad.gif (1.88 MB, 500x369)
1.88 MB
1.88 MB GIF
>>34338043
Are you a time traveler?
>>
>>34338032
I think my limit is non human insertables.
Just anything but that or brown. That's dildo appropriation. I am a white woman. I should have a white cock or it's cockface.
>>
>>34338013
>Anons do you have plans for this Caturday?
I'm reading a book about a woman who works as a janitor at an aquarium where she befriends an octopus. Also gonna watch some movies (haven't decided which ones yet).

Hopefully I will exercise and practice music too but that's not guaranteed.
>>
>>34338038
Awesome I'd call if a bloody Mary but instead of Mary it's whatever your name is
>>
>>34338051
Yes I am traveling through time right now. My method is slow but sure
>>
>>34338052
What's your body count?
>>
>>34338042
Hold on anon, that’s too many thoughts for me.
>Overflowing
I don’t know. This a the first time I will be using it so I’m gonna get some liners to wear underneath.
>cleaning
About every 8 hours according to the instructions if it’s not a heavy day
>empty into the toilet
Yeah. You can wash blood down there silly.
>what soap
Any gentle soap and water during the cycle. When it’s over put in boiling water for 5 minutes before storing until next time. I didn’t buy the special soap from the brand.

You can choose what to eat. I have something in the fridge and will make a berry smoothie after my morning workout.
>>
Even here at the bottom I am shunned by you scum
>>
>>34338044
I was planning on hiking Sunday morning, but you can tag along if you'd like!
>>
>>34338046
Why
>>
>>34338056
Can’t call it bloody cat poster or I’ll be sending you to the animal shelter in a body bag.
Just kidding. I will be losing my matches tomorrow.
>>
>>34338052
I knew you was racist.
>>
>>34338058
If you count, you're a fake hoe.
I luv the game.
>>
>>34338061
what's on your mind, bro?
>>
>>34338061
UCSB hands typed this post ;_;7
>>
File: IMG_7039.jpg (52 KB, 612x459)
52 KB
52 KB JPG
>>34338063
You’ll need to bring a litter box.
>>
>>34338066
I thought I was respecting your race by not pretending to have a different colored penis.
>>
>>34338028
I think half hot+popular and half ugly+weird is just a regular normie

>>34338040
>>34338048
Really? In the anime/gaming/such communities I'm in men are really supportive of those kinds of girls and always compliment and tease them for being so autistic and nerdy

>>34338050
Can people with severe mental health issues afford PC parts? That isn't my experience even with only mildly crippling mental health issues
>>
>>34338070
Not much
>>34338071
Haha
>>
File: Twilight.jpg (99 KB, 900x534)
99 KB
99 KB JPG
>>34338046
Human vegetarian or vampire vegetarian?
>>
Anons should I build the red or pink rose first? The cherry blossoms don’t bloom until around May and I don’t have any in my store. 3;
>>
>>34338072
>dude i really think you need get a gf asap. Im start to hate you always drag me to this shit
>>
Is there no demand for Asian dildos? It's always black or white.
>>
>>34338059
>Hold on anon, that’s too many thoughts for me
Literally me!
Thanks4answers

>You can choose what to eat.
Ye, but it's what's on my mind for your caturday question and I got no answer for it.
>>
>>34338079
Is this code for some gay shit
>>
File: Adjustable Length.jpg (136 KB, 1200x1500)
136 KB
136 KB JPG
>>34338079
Depends on color scheme of the decorations that are going to be surrounding it.

Adjustable Length? Uh... that's what she said...
>>
>>34338064
Meat disgusts me more by the day because of the way the animals are treated. Unless it's road kill or it died on it's own I don't think I can eat it anymore. But that isn't really vegetarianism >>34338077
Hissssss
>>
>>34338084
No it’s an art and craps wooden flower kit.
>>34338083
Do you like Italian food? I had shrimp scampi tonight.
>>
>>34338082
They are called dragon dildos not asian
>>
>>34338075
I think a lof ot the men in those communities are just simps
>>
>>34338085
Well the walls of my room are teal-blue so neither really match. It’s just an experiment.
>>
Friendly reminder that it's your duty eat double meat to compesate the animals that vegetarian faggots don't eat.
>>
File: 30sec.jpg (430 KB, 1059x1412)
430 KB
430 KB JPG
I drew this in a few seconds last night in a frenzy.
if you look like this contact me.
that is all
>>
a circumcised penis looks cleaner
>>
>>34338097
Is it going to be on a table all by itself? Or is it going to be on a shelf with other stuff next to it?
>>
>>34338098
You must be 12
>>
>>34338075
>Can people with severe mental health issues afford PC parts? That isn't my experience even with only mildly crippling mental health issues
Maybe not at the moment, but people I've known in a MMO a few years back could. Kind of. Through a combination of neetbux, sporadic employment, living with their folks, not going outside much and therefore not spending a lot of money, and not being severely unwell.
>>
>>34338098
>to compesate the animals
>>
>>34338102
Gay
>>
>>34338102
Cute female body.
>>
Men and women of /atoga/, did you remember to compesate the animals today?
>>
>>34338102
nice art, anon.
>>
>>34338102
Is that a twink or a little girl?
>>
>>34338113
I redeemed them hard.
>>
>>34338102
Maybe when I was 10. Then everything changed when my uterine lining shed.
>>34338113
I only ate one species today.
>>
File: 1755565046045986.gif (3.62 MB, 498x506)
3.62 MB
3.62 MB GIF
Any virgin ginger girl itt?
>>
ANONS! we need to compensate the animals!
>>
>>34338098
I'm taking beef in pills so my pussy smells like steak. ;)
>>
File: IMG_7764.jpg (35 KB, 736x552)
35 KB
35 KB JPG
>>34338119
In my mind I like to think of myself as an orange cat. Sadly, I got brunette gene.
>>
Man these photo spheres are beautiful. Thank God for Google maps.
>>
File: How.jpg (171 KB, 1080x1080)
171 KB
171 KB JPG
>>34338121
How is animal compesate.
How animal get compesated.
>>
>>34338119
the chances are low
>>
Good night!
>>
>>34338131
Good night, anon.
>>
>>34338127
i just remembered that they originally said "compesate"
>Men and women of /atoga/, did you remember to compesate the animals today?

>>34338131
good morning
>>
>>34338102
That's looking a little too puffy to not be pedobait....
>>
>>34338102
That is a child anon
>>
>>34338102
Nice drawing, anon. I'd contact you but alas, I have nipples and this drawing does not.
>>
>>34338127
They need to do way instain owner, who starve their kity.
Can kity frigth back?
>>
What makes someone 'weird' in a bad way? Asking either gender.
>>
>>34338151
There was this one dude who would talk about all the people he’s seen die, pretty off putting trying to be a anime edge lord
>>
I remember this girl back in 8th grade that was kinda weird and wore big invader zim hoodies and had huge knockers. I think she liked me and kick myself for not wifing her up
>>
>>34338151
A guy once showed me his phone screen discreetly while we were eating with some friends. I thought it'd be a meme but it was his savings account.
>>
>>34338151
M
Depends on the specific person and how close I am with them, but "deal breaker weird" for me would be one or more of
>never giving me personal space
>bringing up something clearly socially unacceptable at the wrong time
>bad personal hygiene
>>
>>34338159
Lmfao
Well what was it like
>>
>>34337822
no but one time I did call a female teacher mom by accident
I have mommy and daddy issues, it sucks
>>
>>34338151
I'd say usually drugs.
>>
Anons what movie should I watch tonight? Sleep is evading me
>>
>>34338166
Videodrome.
>>
>>34338166
Drive My Car
>>
>>>/a/286702365
this describes my sexuality perfectly
>>
>>34338166
Her
>>
File: HDP2T3ebkAA3lsN.jpg (112 KB, 1080x1080)
112 KB
112 KB JPG
I have an intense desire for a girl who's hair I can ruffle up and she wont get mad at me for doing it
>>
>>34338174
This is the male fantasy.
>>
>>34338161
I didn't pay attention, I was just squinting at the small lines of transactions like "wtf is this" until I saw the bank logo and looked at his face instead since I was worried he was showing me the wrong app by accident. He just glanced at the screen, gave me a look, and put his phone away.

I later asked what it was and he confirmed it was his savings. I didn't know what to say to that and he didn't have further comments either.
>>
>>34338177
Bet you were soaked
>>
>>34338174
I wanted to that to my ex bf.
>>
>>34337997
>women have you ever dumped a guy for not having a normal circumcised penis?
No.
>>
how do i ensure i get a gf who's actually attracted to me?
women seem to gaslight themselves into dating men they have 0 physical attraction to, and i don't want to end up in a loveless, sexless relationship.
>>
File: BringBackPublicExecutions.jpg (183 KB, 1347x1679)
183 KB
183 KB JPG
Moids, why the fuck is china so based?
>>
>>34338184
I'm not going to love or sex a man just because he's attractive btw
There will be love if he's doing romantic shit and sex if he gets me off
>>
File: dagumi.gif (416 KB, 220x166)
416 KB
416 KB GIF
WHOA WHOA
I THINK I LIKE YOU AGAIN
WHOA WHOA
WHY CAN'T YOU SEE AS A FRIEND
WHOA WHOA
IS THIS THE STARTING POINT
OF A CRAZY LITTLE LOVE
>>
File: pepe country singer.jpg (5 KB, 194x181)
5 KB
5 KB JPG
The beauty of her face was beyond my wildest dreams
Like the cherry blossoms blooming in the mountain in the early spring
>>
File: jita.gif (755 KB, 500x375)
755 KB
755 KB GIF
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jik4HeSjMlE
>>
Men get women all these flowers and chocolates and jewelry on Valentine's day and women can't even whip up a medium rare steak and give some head for Steak and Blowjob day?
>>
>>34338191
W song, I hate that tiktok/instagram made it mainstream though.
>>
>>34338118
so what you're saying is that you hit the wall?
>>
>>34338195
Steak and Blowjob day is NOT real, take your meds
>>
>>34338185
China is huge. It's not even close to as ethnically uniform as they try to appear. The top totalitarian sliver of China is all about doing whatever it takes to wrangle the billions of different people into believing in the power of the state.
>>
>>34338197
I love the song, I get sad every time I hear it
>>
>>>/a/286702365
this describes my sexuality perfectly
>>
>>34338201
It is
>>34338204
Are you into country? Or just the 1 song.
>>
>>34338201
Do you think holidays are real universal events and not something humans arbitrarily made up in the first place? All days are fake, time is fake. Stop being a bitch and give your man some steak and head.
>>
women, which is the most dateable:

Ash Ketchum
Professor Oak
Unnamed Pokemon Photographer behind the camera
>>
>>34338207
I'm admittedly only into a little bit of country, I listen to it occasionally and mostly the sad songs and songs about getting high and stuff
>>
>>34338208
Imagine needing a special day for that anyways. Women don't love their boyfriends / husbands at all.
>>
This one's for all the /atoga/ns, hope you find the person whose bullshit you can stand.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gA-vD5pyuS4
>>
>>34338209
Jessie x James is relationship goals.
>>
>>34338209
Too young, too old, don't know. Sycamore or bust
>>
Hey, good lookin
whatcha got cookin
How's about cooking somethin' up with me?
>>
>>34338221
>too young
ash is like 35+ wtf do you mean "too young"
>>
>>34338192
Yeah.
>>
This is total fucking bullshit man.
>>
>>34338224
Damn, maybe it's the hatfishing
>>
Women wouldn't hit a guy with glasses, would they?
>>
>>34338220
Thats literally a lesbian and her gay best friend?
>>
>>34338229
That's retarded, I'd use a broken bottle
>>
>>34338233
Oh jeez. This horse just walked into a bar
>>
Bunch of people queueing up at the grocery story for the discounted gas today.
>>
Is there actually a good country in this world that's not a 3rd world shit hole or completely fucked up?
>>
>>34338236
Wonder if things are gonna get as bad as they did in the 70s
>>
Should I start dressing like an edgy anime villain to get women?
>>
>>34338238
If you can ignore the vampire pedophile cabal that runs the country from DC, most of the USA isn't half bad
>>
>>34338230
No. But, James is the one who is pregnant when we have little baby versions of us.
>>
>>34338239
Gas is already way more expensive in my country than in the US, it's almost $6 USD a gallon right now.
>>
>>34338216
Men might be dumb
>>
File: EJMmVs_U8AEJgtX.png (335 KB, 1000x717)
335 KB
335 KB PNG
>>34338230
They get paired off as a couple in one of the earliest official comics ackshually
>>
>>34338246
>pregnant jessie
stop ruining it stoooop
>>
I haven't been able to get my souffle to not have the sides break while rising. I'm buttering/salting the sides all the way up and around the rim but it still is cracking and I'm not sure what else I can adjust.
Do you have any ideas?
>>
>>34338249
*laughs*

No
>>
>>34338252
stop suffering over snobby french bs and instead focus on taste
>>
>>34338252
Lol idfk man all I know how to cook is some aslop I throw in a pan and the fuckin cookit and then mix to together with some other shit and then that's fuckin dinner man idk how t make suoffless who the fuck do I look like Jamie fuckin Oliver lol infukijn est to live not live to eat
>>
>>34338240
Yeah
>>
File: dofi.png (1.85 MB, 1348x1142)
1.85 MB
1.85 MB PNG
>>34338240
Steal his look = pussey guaranteed
>>
>>34338061
(You)
>>
File: 1772639077391800.jpg (374 KB, 1920x1080)
374 KB
374 KB JPG
>>34338260
steal this look instead
>>
>>34338252
Don't fill them as much?
>>
>>34338046
Just eat meat on some days
>>
File: leon.jpg (414 KB, 1920x1080)
414 KB
414 KB JPG
>>34338265
Ok got it
>>
>>34338240
No.
>>
I'm gonna write a poem and put it in a binder as a gift for my wife one day on our wedding. I'll write one every time I feel lonely. I have a feeling I might need two binders
>>
>>34338265
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpeaQ9mhmhU
>>
I want to Leonmaxx, but my posture isn't bad enough.
>>
Everyone's out on a Friday night fuck this general
State gender and if you're a loser and stuck with us tonight
>>
>>34338287
M
Definitely a loser because I'm stuck at home and dying to talk to a woman who probably isn't stuck at home
>>
>>34338287
F
Where would I go I don't have any friends and my ex is probably fucking someone new instead of me, possibly right now.
>>
>>34338287
>Everyone's out on a Friday night fuck this general
>State gender and if you're a loser and stuck with us tonight
F. Because everything costs too much, not really much to do where I live. I gotta wage tomorrow. Wish I was a neet, worked from home and or was a housewife.
>>
>>34338289
Don't think that way, who cares if he fucks someone. Now hes got galore of sti's
>>
>>34337636
Hairspray but if it was a juice commercial
>>
Sometimes I don't have the energy to type up a reply to every (you) that my posts get. But know that I'm thankful for every response. And I read them all.
>>
>>34338295
I care
He dumped me him moving on and getting gonorrhea again isn't a triumph
>>
>>34337649
M, definitely, a year is not very long in the long run
>>34337667
How am I a simp kek
I'm just a moron
>>
>>34337681
>drunk because it gives me an excuse to be retarded t
It doesn't really, your actions still have consequences lol
>>34337690
I'm sorry that happened anon
>>34337728
She's for the streets
>>
>>34338097
Teal blues go best with pink.
>>
>>34338302
Ew wtf. Perhaps you should be grateful he dumped you and he's not infecting you with his dormant stds
>>
>>34338287
F
Made some protein ramen, watching horror stories on YouTube. Already checked the door twice to make sure it’s locked. This is a good night for me man
>>34338289
I’m really sorry nona, honestly nothing anyone says will make you feel better right now. Feel whatever you have to feel right now.
>>
>>34337866
Based Shenmue poster
>>34337962
I don't think any of them would know what 4chan is
>>34337976
Tommy has some good fits tbf and Gucci has some good cologne
>>34338004
Idk sounds like their business though lol
>>34338013
>do you have plans for this Caturday
Have to go to the shop in the morning and prolly call my mum at some point
Besides that just gonna sleep all weekend, maybe read
>>
>>34338310
You didn't check my favorite window...
>>
>>34338309
>Let me tell you how to feel because the way I feel is correct and I hate people who have sex
Literally none of this is helpful or in any way insightful you're making it about you. Judging his behavior by comparing it with your sexual history not mine. Have fun with that I guess.
>>
File: sddefault (15).jpg (46 KB, 640x480)
46 KB
46 KB JPG
>>34338043
Based Hallowe'en enjoyer
>>34338287
M, of course, I haven't "been out" on Friday night in like half a year
>>
>>34338314
Quit, I’ll actually shit my pants. Also thankfully I only have 1 window and it’s covered by blankets so I can sleep peacefully.
>>
>>34337548
Lol I only have two crushes, chill
>>34337561
>how do you guys actually have the phone numbers of your crushes
Bc we're friends (kinda) and they asked for my number
>You already have their number so why aren’t you asking them out
Bc I'm a loser
Literally just got done puking from my crippling alcoholism lol
>>
>>34338320
You'd better make sure it stays covered by blankets. You might not like what you'd see if you ever took the blankets down.
>>
>>34338315
I'm not comparing it to mine. I'm being honest.
>>
anons are you able to tell when women answer as men here
>>
question to women: is it hot when the dude looks up at you while he's eating your pussy?
>>
>>34338327
Sometimes, but they could be trolling
>>
>>34338327
the women tend to mention black people and jews less than the men
>>
>>34338325
You're sharing your personal opinion, which is useless.
>>
>>34338334
It's not useless
>>
>>34338328
No because I’m scared it looks like I have a double chin from down there. Looking up at someone has to be the most unflattering angle.

Imagine a girl looking up at you, giving you a blow job. You have a good view but the girl probably doesn’t.
>>
Sad cowboy this evening. Feeling very lovelorn
>>
Moids
What is your name
>>
>>34338341
Not Important
>>
>>34338341
Joe
Joe MAMA
>>
>>34338328
Leans towards hot but is embarrassing sometimes.
>>34338336
Ugh useless "to me", happy? You've contributed nothing in the way of conversation just said "you should feel the way I would feel about it".
>>
>>34338341
Ben Dover
>>
>>34338287
M
Yeah I'm a loser but I've got a job interview next week and grinding leetcode to prepare for it. I love software and I love leetcode!
>>
>>34338341
Julian
>>
>>34338340
Hello darlin - Conway Twitty
>>
>>34338342
Based Hatred enthusiast
>>
>>34338349
Lool based cooooder, hope you get the jobby
>>
>>34338341
Hugh Jass
>>
>>34338350
This is going to sound shallow, but I’ve never had a good experience with a man who’s name starts with J.
>>
File: cat.jpg (40 KB, 455x350)
40 KB
40 KB JPG
>>34338351
Yeah man.
>>
>>34338352
>Hatred
Imagine calling your child this
>>34338354
Are you related to Mike Oxlong
>>34337577
My crush also has BPD, we both know it'd be an absolute trainwreck if we dated, so we're just chaotic friends instead
It actually makes me so upset when I hear people gossiping behind her back about how she's crazy etc. (actually this has happened with both of my crushes). Fuck normies I hope they're taken down a peg someday
>>
What’s something cool I should buy? I’ve been saving my money for a while now and I have enough savings to buy something cool.
>>
>>34338345
>Ugh useless "to me", happy? You've contributed nothing in the way of conversation just said "you should feel the way I would feel about it
I'm not saying that's how I would feel. You're gonna regret moping about your ex in a few years.
>>
>>34338360
A house
Or a car
Or just reinvest your money and go for a nice steak dinner
>>
>>34338341
Gabe Horn
>>
OK, now what makes someone 'weird' in a good way?
>>
>>34338361
>Regret moping
I feel how I feel dude pretending I'm not feeling that way because you don't think I "should" isn't helpful. Are you the fucking weirdo who thinks they can control their emotions again how is it always you JFC.
>>
>>34338362
I don’t have that much money. I probably should just keep saving, but spending money is exciting. Near the end of last year I built a new pc, and it was so great.
>>
mid thirties male here, younger ladies always ask my age.
why

also last two girls i dated were 14 years younger. are they just really into me or
>>
>>34338360
$50 probiotic from a store that keeps them in the fridge
(Based on an average uptic in colon issues in my generation)
>>
>>34338358
I’m sorry man, listen to the blues, you’ll feel better after. I’d give you my playlist if it wouldn’t literally dox me.
>>
>>34338368
>I feel how I feel dude pretending I'm not feeling that way because you don't think I "should" isn't helpful. Are you the fucking weirdo who thinks they can control their emotions again how is it always you JFC.
No I'm not that anon. maybe that's why he broke up with you.
>>
>>34338369
I guess maybe get a PC upgrade or some accessories, or some other ornament you like
Spending money for the sake of it is wasteful though
Maybe take a bit you can afford to use and get into investing or play the stock market
>>
>>34338360
Night vision
>>
>>34338365
Magic
Sparklies
Whimsy
>>
>>34338365
For me, pretty much anything I didn't list here >>34338160 that people would call weird. Liking weird hobbies (usually), a weird sense of humor, weird fashion sense, they're all cool to me.
>>
>>34338287
male, no i am not a loser but i miss my ex and it isn't going away, which is okay i guess because i don't rly want to date again if not her but it is a bit lonely so i guess i'll post here
>>
>>34338169
The Videodrome shilling has been working…
>>
>>34338376
Iktf, if you're at the point of wanting to die anyway though you may as well just do what you want. As long as you aren't hurting anyone or making their life harder, you shouldn't have to do things to earn the approval of others. Fuck em, just do things on your own terms, we're all eventually going to die anyway.
>>
Moids, did you fuck each other today to keep the femanons pure?
>>
>>34338287
M
I’m working. Said a girl looked like Kim Wexler and she said it was a huge compliment
>>
File: 1773176766268909.webm (1.11 MB, 1024x576)
1.11 MB
1.11 MB WEBM
>>
>>34338376
The last person who motivated me to try and improve myself told me he found me embarrassing to bring around his friends. I'll join you lol.
I gave up on having my own friends a decade ago they aren't worth the trouble.
>>34338379
It's not. I appreciate the rage outlet but I think we've exhausted it unless you've got an idea for a new angle?
>>
>>34338371
Men have consistently gotten worse and worse as time goes on, and that's not to say that millennial men are good either, they're just less bad than zoomer and alpha men, and zoomers are less bad than alpha, and whatever generation is next will be worse than alpha, etc. But there was a step function drop after millennials as the last generation not raised completely by internet influencers.
If you meet a millennial guy (30+), there is at least a reasonable chance that he is a normal person, with a normal job, house or apartment.
A zoomer or gen alpha guy is likely to be obsessed with 90 different grifter streamers, most of whom tell them constantly to hate women, fall asleep watching fortnite streams, either live at home or rent a room with 12 other people, and have zero career prospects, if they even went to school because the grifters told them it was a jewish psyop.
>>
girls when you go up to a guy and tell him that you recognize him from another place, is that a flirt?
I got a date and fuck once from it
>>
>>34338390
Valk is asking the right questions
>>34338376
I’m in the same boat man, just glad they left sooner rather than later. I don’t know why you’d want to hang out with people who don’t want you around. Hurts, but the trash took itself out it seems like.
>>
>>34338394
Moid hands
>>
>>34338389
Nta
>may as well just do what you want
what do you do when you don't know what to want
>>34338397
Not necessarily
>>
>>34338399
Probably not, very realistic femanon take.
>>
I have listened to nothing but eurobeat all day.
>>
>>34338390
Fuck off, why do you keep gushing about gay men, is this your fetish
>>
>>34338402
Samefag moid hands
>>
>>34338394
Gen alphas are like 12 wyo
>>
>>34338401
>what do you do when you don't know what to want
Good question, just look after yourself in the present moment I suppose and go with the flow. If you don't "want" anything that's fine too. Life is too short to suck up to other people though
>>34338403
Bro is running in the 90s
>>
>>34338409
>just look after yourself in the present moment I suppose and go with the flow
Ok yeah I'm just gonna kms
>>
>>34338405
I’m starting to think that every man on 4Chan is secretly hoping a Chad is replying to them so they can get their holes stretched.
>>
>>34338401
i found the ones who don't say hi/reach out for recognizing me don't like me. then agian they could be shy.
>>
Men who play bass
>>
>>34338404
Gay men are so sexy putting their penis into men all day. So the femanons remain pure and unharassed/sexualized.
Because men should fuck each other before marriage. That is how you gain sexual experience and keep purity culture!
>>
>>34338414
Foid hands
>>
>>34338418
Retard, the message before that was foid hands too. The absolute closest you’ll be to them at that.
>>
>>34338415
Well yeah people who don't make an effort to make contact obviously don't care as much but what made you bring that up?
I'm saying that saying they recognize you isn't necessarily flirting.
>>
>>34338416
I put the ass in bass
>>34338413
Don't do that D:
I also wish I was dead but neva give up
Get some sleep
>>
>>34338416
i hate my parents, they are DUMB
i don't want em, no more
i sit in my room playing bass GUITAR
I DON'T WANT 'EM!
if my parents disappeared, that would be great
i'd sit in my room and mas-turbate
FUCK YOU, MOM
(excerpt from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnKnAnshcMc)
>>
>>34338424
Classic
>>
>>34338423
>neva give up
Don't tell me what to do!
Sleep doesn't fix anything it just postpones the issue.
I'm waiting long enough for my ex not to think it was motivated by him and then I'm fucking out of here I hate this shit I even hate eating.
>>
>>34338393
>It's not. I appreciate the rage outlet but I think we've exhausted it unless you've got an idea for a new angle?
I'm not that anon, that's all. Have you tried seeing a professional psychologist? Read up books or audio books on break ups? Take up gym, reading, drawing, writing up what led to the break up, crying about it not on here, venting(not on here)
>>
>>34338422
I went into a store and the girl working there greeted me and then followed up a few seconds later saying
>excuse me, do you go to x place?
then she proceeded to recite a whole conversation I barely remembered. Actually I barely remembered meeting her, it was probably a month ago, I talk to a lot of people. She was very cute, I was checking her out. She got very busy after so I couldn't really set anything up, but that level of remembrance seems a little special, it was so long ago she really could have just let it go and I wouldn't even have noticed her or tried talking to her.
We work in the same area so Im thinking of returning to say hi again. the last time this happened I got a date out of it, so yeah I guess im answering my own question.
>>
>>34338414
Sure thing retard
>>
File: soy dramatic.jpg (40 KB, 542x581)
40 KB
40 KB JPG
>Retard, the message before that was foid hands too. The absolute closest you’ll be to them at that.
>>
>>34338427
i'm in a nostalgic mood tonight again :D
>>
I hope I have a person to give all my love to soon
>>
File: welcome-to-the-nhk-03.jpg (148 KB, 1920x1080)
148 KB
148 KB JPG
>>34338424
Lol this is so peak
>>34338428
>it just postpones the issue
I mean there's no rush to kms lol you may as well procrastinate it
Also don't force yourself to eat but it's good to have something. All I had yesterday was a can of soup but better than nothing.
You do you but I hope you do feel better, or at least find something to live for
>>
>>34338435
F? I'm right here
M? GET YOUR GAY PP AWAY FROM ME
>>
>>34338435
Same.
I have someone in mind and am agonizing over having to keep it to myself
>>
>>34338380
I’m probably going to buy a new desk and maybe a nice keyboard. I also might need a laptop in the near future but hardware prices are fucked at the moment.
>>
>>34338429
Are you sure you're not them because this is definitely a new angle of rage baiting but I don't have the energy for more than just insulting you.
Jam your thumb up your ass captain obvious.
Fucking self help books. Really fucks you up when you realize just how god damn stupid the people driving next to you on the highway probably are.
>>
>>34338414
Why must you have a weird fetish. Stop it
>>
>>34338432
I’m sure you would have typed a longer response if you didn’t have a dick in each hand fag
>>
>>34338440
You're mentally unsound.
>>
>>34338436
I hope you lose something important. Not worth sentimental value that's too cruel but I hope you lose something very useful and hard to replace.
>>
>>34338442
You sound lonely. Sadly I will not entertaining abrasive manchildren. Goodbye!
>>
Women, did you watch Evangelion when you were a teenager? What did you think of it if you did?
>>
MY DINGALING MY DINGALING
I WANT YOU TO PLAY WITH MY DINGALING
>>
>>34338416
I play piano, guitar, melodica
>>
>>34338446
>Women, did you watch Evangelion when you were a teenager? What did you think of it if you did?
No
>>
>>34338430
This didn't answer my question at all
>>34338448
So you could play bass but choose not to, why?
Whenever someone mentions melodicas all I can think of is this
https://youtu.be/-w-58hQ9dLk?si=rHZ0DfxuR0Vdk33Y
>>
>>34338177
fun fact, i actually use the same method to lure stray foids into cages to help rehome them here at the foid sanctuary, more than likely it was an AI generated image (we don't expect our volunteers to have the cash needed to bait foids) though it sounds like he didn't follow the typical protocols, probably why it didn't work on you
>>
Men
Tell me what game console you game on the most. No PC isn't an option.
>>
>>34338461
Xbox series x
>>
>>34338461
Honest to god, probably the PS1. I play new console games on the PS5 but play more PS1 on average.
The SNES is probably second place.
>>
>>34338461
M
Would’ve been ps4 but I don’t play consoles anymore
>>
>>34338461
probably the switch cuz i play the NSO emulators often, though i game on PC when i can
>>
>>34338446
No. I get the memes tho.
>>
>>34338461
I currently don't have any console, just PC.
However I'm considering getting a handheld for travel. Like the xbox rog ally or perhaps a switch 2. Leaning more towards the handheld PC than Nintendo though.
>>
>>34338360
my purchase list of non-necessities as I get the funds incrementally in turn. anyone is free to rate or take ideas from

>water distiller
>new window curtains
>massage spa membership
>another kayak
>LED strip accent lights
>sunlight-bright artificial skylight
>wall curtains
>new flooring (replacing carpet)
>chest fridge
>food processor
>electrically adjustable beauty table
>midna sex doll
>air purifier
>additional sound-proofing panels
>new sound system speakers
>>
>>34338416
Give me a minute
>>
>>34338455
bc i currently feel insecure
>>
>>34338461
I'm all emulators on computer. n64 probably has the most hours that way closely followed by GBA but I could be wrong.
>>
>>34338360
What are your hobbies? If I had some spare cash and wanted to spend it ASAP, I'd probably buy a new camera lens.
>>
>>34338461
Switch because I dont have to sit through launching screens
>>
32oz gas station beer tonight. God is good
>>
>want to socialize
>its already 10PM, going to be close to 11 by the time i get to a bar
>im gonna have to pay a bunch of money to get drunk and probably gonna be too shy to butt into groups
meh
anyone else here completely socially isolated, even from family?
>>
>>34338487
i'm not literally socially isolated but i am in practice, kinda prefer it that way a little bit
>>
>>34338487
I get the socialization I need in day to day life by talking to strangers
>>
>>34338486
>>34338487
don't know why you guys do it
drinking is only fun when I do it with a fun woman and AND I'm not interesting in working my dick the same night
>>
>>34338287
M, I worked all week and it's been quite rough, I can have a cozy Friday night.

>>34338461
Lately, Dreamcast.
>>
>>34338491
i dont think youd say that if you were completely alone like me lol
>>34338493
what sort of socialization?
>>34338494
being drunk feels good and allows me to socialize
>>
>>34338494
Drinking and watching MLP is elite.
>>
>>34338487
>anyone else here completely socially isolated, even from family?
More-or-less, yeah. I'm less social than you though, I don't ever *want* to socialize.
>>
>>34338497
A lot of it is in my job but I’ll tend to strike up conversations with people who are doing jobs like cashiers and truck drivers and stuff, they’re usually way more open to it
>>
>>34338461
Right now xbox.
>>
>>34338455
Because I dont have groovy to play it correctly
>>
>>34338505
The series X? OG?
>>
>>34338487
alright fuck it I'll go through the humiliation ritual and then come drunk cry on atoga again
>>
Men with daddy issues just lack some discipline, whereas men with mommy issues have crippling low self-esteem. I admit that we need women, we need their nurturing personalities.
>>
>>34338515
What are men with daddy and mommy issues like?
>>
>>34338515
https://youtube.com/shorts/1SG6hXI3WCA?si=oB1diuF5kmNqPVlb
>>
>>34338515
what if I have parent issues, so I have both a degree of lack of discipline and low self esteem. (which I have mostly eliminated through adulthood and "parenting" myself, but it still lingers)
Absent father and mother trying to make a buck, getting fed hamburger helper and canned veggies, split up dinner table, videogames 24/7, no socializing outside of school/sports

Its made me real weird, I'm not a freak, I have girlfriends, jobs, can be quite charismatic but god am I fucking weird, it takes a special girl most times to put up with me.
>>
>>34338341
s
>>
I was hungry, like empty stomach stingy hungry
I ate food and drank drinks and now I feel sick.

Empty stomachs aren't meant to be filled.
>>
>>34338515
You always have a choice
>>
>>34338287
I am trying to be frugal very hard to develop a better general quality of life.
>>
Why did you sexually abuse his penis?

He often screams and wails at night, punches walls and screams into his pillow when he remembers how you forced your slimy vagina over his rod.
>>
>Go to brunch last Sunday at a place everyone says is the local gay bar hoping to people-watch the gays and observe gay behaviors
>It's actually a bar for beach-bum white trash goths who aren't even all that homo
>>
>>34338528
Seriously get help anon. Tf is wrong with
>>
>>34338480
I need someone who's insecure

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dN-p8wmRkfg
>>
You are traumatised from the acts of figging you received from your caretakers. When they would restrain your arms and legs and shove slices of pickled ginger up your rectum and leave them there for two hours.
>>
>>34338509
360
>>
>>34338540
Not a minute more, or a minute less.
>>
Crushing harder than I've ever crushed in my life so far. I'm beside myself
>>
>>34338497
>i dont think youd say that if you were completely alone like me lol
you underestimate the degree of my alienation. my thinking is weird, my ideas and interests are weird, and these all are impossible for me to communicate effectively, so it is rare i can connect to anyone to begin with, let alone someone likeable, plus i have zero social drive so i don't really have reason to go find people. it is lonely but preferable to being around alienating people
>>
>>34338537
I’m your guy
>>
>>34338548
You're being irrational. Jerk off and see how you feel after
>>
>>34338548
Tell her that you're madly in love with her.
>>
Why did the U.S. government reduce the fee to renounce citizenship by half?

When what they should have done is put a hit out on every American who renounces citizenship so that the CIA can extrajudicially eliminate ex-citizens.
>>
>>34338554
I may well be irrational, but cranking it doesn't do anything to change how I'm feeling. It isn't lust
>>
Atoga is good at making me realize the sheer amount of people that exist in this world, for so many of you have the same issue and yet this group is infinitely small compared to the whole
>>
>>34338557
helps get rid of stinky foreigners and leftists
>>
>>34338556
I can't do that because it would feel cheap. I want to show her that instead of telling her that's how I feel, at least for now
>>
>>34338558
It's infatuation, simple infatuation, that's all
>>
>>34338557
That's only half of what Trump promised he would do while he was on the campaign trail in 2023.
>>
>>34338563
I don't think so... my life isn't gonna be over or anything if it is though
>>
gender
thoughts on this song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWi6w8lGCpI
>>
>>34338564
Do you think he actually got sodomized with a stake by his underaged rape victim?
>>
>>34338562
>>34338566
How long have you known this girl
>>
>>34338567
F
Ew
>>
I know who you are, and you have made some very disturbing and immature posts on 4chan. I hope you never act on these thoughts. Your city police department should certainly have second thoughts about continuing to keep you as an employee based on some of the nastiness you spread here.
>>
>>34338572
Why don't you go ahead and report me then, nigger faggot?
>>
>>34338560
Everyone I know in real life is in love. Except me
>>
>>34338570
Not even half a year and that's making me feel like a freak or a creep and doubt myself
>>
>>34338576
So how long exactly? A month, two? Lmao
>>
You have raped him.

You are a rapist.
>>
Women, would you rather date a vampire pirate or a werewolf scientist?
>>
>>34338578
Not quite that bad lol like five months. Still not a great look for me
>>
>>34338580
psst women pick the werewolf scientist, woof
>>
>>34338579
Seek help
>>
>>34338581
Who is she anyway. Some girl at work? You even talk to her?
>>
>>34338557
I suppose the future economy might benefit from having less people
>>
>>34338585
We've talked and hung out a couple of times
>>
A man who drives a Maserati once smashed my Nissan Versa with a hammer while lecturing me about how my love of money is the root of all evil and how I abuse my petty pay by splurging on groceries and food for my family. I knew if I'd tried to fight back or tell the police he would have killed me in a gruesome way. The car was only a warning.
>>
>>34338580
Vampire pirate.
Turn me and we can have sex in the ocean.
>>
>>34338584
Please present to me your rear end, so that I can squeeze your butt cheeks and perform anilingus upon you.
>>
>>34338588
You could have just said he was having a violent schizo episode and not identified his car and he would have been handled worse.
>>
Is it possible to suck a dick hard enough to make him scream
>>
>>34338444
What, my sanity
>>
>>34338572
I don't work for the city police department though.
>>
>>34338587
A couple times in 5 months?
Where'd you meet her?
>>
>>34338592
You could probably get me to make some pretty shameful noises while sucking my dick, yes
>>
>>34338590
You're an edgy baiter troll.
>>
>>34338575
Why do you think that is?
>>
>>34338588
Maseratis are leasemobiles for people who want to look rich, nobody buys those pieces of shit. He's a paypig for the dealership/bank and was probably having a melty thinking about it.
>>
>>34338461
Sega Megadrive
>>34338487
Skip the bar and go clubbing lol
>anyone else here completely socially isolated, even from family?
Yeah, you guys are all I have lol
>>
>>34338581
Nice, I had a crush on a girl I met 5 months ago, but I already blew it and only got over her recently. I hope you fare better, bro.
>>
>>34338598
Don't feed
>>
>>34338599
They are more attractive, social, and talented than me
>>
>>34338605
miseryposter moment
>>
>>34338604
I desire to feed. I desire to feed milkshakes and smoothies into your penis hole through intubation with a catheter. Hummus and mashed potato as well. Your penis hole will become well nourished.
>>
>>34338596
On social media. I don't doubt we would've met up more often if we lived within driving distance of each other
>>
Hummus
*drools*
>>
>>34338592
>make him scream
Only if it's non consensual and you are orally raping him.
>>
What is hummus anyway
Sounds like fungi
>>
>>34336685
I just woke up from a dream that I was trying to find my way out of a gothic mansion, and entered a room with all of you people hanging and something edgy written on the wall in blood like "see what suffering you've caused? it's all your fault", then I caught a glimpse of some beast's eye in the mirror and woke up
I wonder if the beast was ENTJeet kek and we were all his victims
>image limit reached
Someone make a new bread
>>
>>34338613
>>34338616
Hummus is chickpeas form of peanutbutter with tahini (sesame seeds)
It is delicious on thin flatbreads.
>>
>>34338611
Sounds like limerence to me
>>
>>34338616
Adult Baby Formula, but for Greeks, Semites, and Arabs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qB4o32RRLvQ
>>
I kinda stink now
Should i shower before bed
Havent done anything all day cause i am sick
>>
I should nuke my brain with drugs and alcohol so I stop thinking
>>
>>34338605
>attractive
This can be fixed
>social
This can be fixed
>talented
Perception issue
>>
>>34338623
Stink reminds me of stinky feet. And feet make me masturbate. I am going to goon my penis, while thinking about stinky toes!
>>
>>34338621
Yeah, it does, but given what that entails I still feel like I can't tell up from down right now
>>
>>34338625
No, it just makes things worse in the long run and makes you overthink even more
I've gotten blackout drunk like every day this week, it doesn't help...
Practising presence is the only way to stop ruminating
>>
>>34338623
Eh depends how tired you are, shower before bed might be nice else just shower in the morning
>>
Your penis has been tickled. And your penis has been tortured.

Does it remind you of how your mommy used to tickle your pee pee?
>>
>>34338606
:P
>>34338626
No
>>
>>34338635
Yes, you’re a good singer
>>
I’m going to try my best not to crank my shaft this evening but I’m sad and I haven’t jorked it in 2 weeks
>>
>>34338636
I am most certainly not
>>
>>34338638
You remind me of someone who sang me happy birthday 2 years ago
>>
>>34338637
Stay strong anon, don't goon
I'm also tempted but just gonna go back to sleep
>>
>>34338639
I don't sing
>>
>>34338642
They were also a prisoner of their own mind. The gifts you have don’t deserve to be drowned by your sadness
>>
You have been raped by homosexuals.


They have sodomised you.

And now, your consequences will never be the same.
>>
They call it the present because it is a gift :D
>>
>>34338648
Just gimme the fuckin receipt
>>
penis moment
>>
>>34338643
I am not a prisoner I'm just aware and a noticer I don't have many gifts at all
>>
>>34338567
A certified hood classic
>>34338642
Why not
>>34338648
Why is the box empty is this a prank
>>34338649
Lel
>>
>>34338651
My life is one 30 year-long penis moment so far
>>
just text me you coward
>>
>>34335888
What's the source on the OP image?
>>
>>34338662
No
>>
>>34338662
Whom
>>
>>34338662
sup biiiiiiiiiiiitch
>>
>>34338664
It's a manga called "Love After World Domination" lol
>>
Femanons, would you be fuck-buddies with man that is 10 to 15 years younger than you?
>>
>>34338655
I hope you’ll heal someday
>>
>>34338635
>:P
this may be the least miserable reply you've ever given me, i'll cherish it forever
>>
>>34338673
Thanks but what am I healing from
>>
>>34338662
I know you're not talking to me because I texted 100 times and got nothing back
>>
state gender
if you could be doing absolutely anything you wanted anywhere in the world right now, what would you be doing?
>>
>>34338662
i want to, soooo badly it aches, but you made it clear you'll reach out when you're ready to, and i look forward to that day
>>
>>34338671
Absolutely not
>>34338678
F
I yearn for death
>>
>>34338678
M
I'd be rocking the world
>>
>>34338678
F
swimming in warm blue water with someone who loves me
>>
>>34338678
M
I'd be relaxing with >her
>>
>>34338682
>Absolutely not
Why not? I've been practicing my pussy eating skills, I want to make an older woman feel good.
>>
>>34338675
Your depression and low self esteem
>>
>>34338688
Im so happy and feel so good wym
>>
>>34338678
M
Shooting guns at my private range
>>
>>34338678
eating a bowl of cinnamon toasters in a hot tub in blizzard with the love of my life while watching the extended-extended ultra secret extended cut of lord of the rings and I take a moment to kiss her neck
>>
>>34338685
Sounds pretty tite
>>
>>34338678
I'm not the kind of guy who plans things, I get into messes and find my fun in getting out of them. Throw me into a life or death situation in rural Somalia, now that'd be fun. Otherwise if I absolutely had to choose I would probably pick some lame boring shit like having sex on a beach in the Caribbean.
>>
Can't go anywhere without some retard recording some shitty video
>>
FUUUUUUUCK AWWRGGHHHHGGGTGGGHHNNGNGNGRRNNGGG
>>
>>34338693
You sound like you’ve never left your basement
>>
>>34338688
What if one never does hypothetically
>>
>>34338637
I'm woman spreading my pubes to air dry in bed while watching charlie's stream.
>>
I want EMDR therapy
>>
time to yearn while playing starcraft to ease the pain
>>
>>34338696
I'm not the same as you, and that's fine.
>>
>>34338698
You can still live a happy life
>>
>>34338700
They have a machine for that
>>
>>34338703
We are both anonymous, you getting dropped into Somalia = death, no matter how narcissistic you are. Keep up the delusions of grandeur if you want, I’ll comment on them if they’re interesting
>>
>>34338704
I don't think so
>>
>>34338707
You deserve to
>>
Women, Are you into younger but more mentally mature men?
>>
>>34338700
it seems genuinely useful for trauma, you should really consider getting it if you have [C]PTSD
>>
>>34338711
That doesn't matter
>>
Why do some 18yo girls seem to be into guys who are 30
>>
>>34338678
F, falling into a slumber so deep, healing and restorative that I don't wake up for days and when I do wake up, it feels like being born again
>>
>>34338715
It does, it’s the inherent worth of your existence. Even if it wasn’t shown to you, it still exists and is real, you just have to feel it, and I hope you do
>>
>>34338706
Correct, we're both anonymous, and you know nothing about me. I grew up in a chaotic environment and that's genuinely what I find fun. I don't know why you feel the need to be a dick and project your own mindset onto others. We're not the same, and that's fine.
>>
>>34338713
No
>>
I'd have loved her by now. I'd have held her in my arms and devoted myself to her. I'd have crossed the ends of the earth to get to her. But we don't live in that universe. I can watch and I can dream but it is no more than a movie. Look but don't touch. This is what you're missing, see? You were so close. And now it will dangle in front of you just out of reach for the rest of your days.
>>
>>34338728
how did you fumble her?
>>
>>34338723
The things you say paint enough of a picture that I can see what I need to see to say that you escape into fantasy and suicide ideation via Fortnite bus into Somalia, and you’re someone that wants to affirm their ego against others by sharing this stuff about your personal life instead of just not responding
>>
>>34338722
>inherent worth of your existence
Thats just a platitude isn't it? I feel it sometimes but that doesn't really matter, someone else has to notice too
>>
>>34338731
consider it noticed ;D
>>
>>34338721
I can give you a life changing orgasm similar to that
>>
>>34338724
I thought women were into mature men though?
>>
>>34338737
Women just want Chad but with a younger body
>>
>>34338735
she doesn't want that. I don't know why bros consistently do this "i will orgasm u"
>>
>>34338729
It was neither our fault. She kindled my heart with her kindness. She posed for the painting my mind made of her. She showed me which colors to paint her in, which way the strokes of my brush should flow. In isolation the lines of a panting are jagged. They are flat, they are imperfect, they are creased with unwanted texture. But in the grand scheme of the opus the lines disappear into each other. The flaws become flavour. The work is considered as a whole, the beauty comes from the interweaving of all that gives it dimension.
>>
>>34338731
Platitudes are rooted in real sentiments
>someone has to notice it too
They do, it feels like they don’t because you don’t feel it inwardly. You see what emanates outwards
>>
>>34338739
squart guy's spirit roams wide
>>
>>34338730
>escape into fantasy and suicide ideation
Bruh the question I was responding to was a fantasy hypothetical in the first place. Quit being a pseud and trying to psychoanalyze 4chan chitchat lmao
>>
>>34338746
Why?
>>
any 6 foot tall anons?
>>
>>34338751
Hello bitch
>>
>>34338751
no sorry I'm 6'3"
>>
So i was hanging out wjth this chick, but we didnt chat in dms at all recently... She isnt msging me at all without me initiating. Not even sending memes or anything

Its over isnt it
>>
>>34338751
6'2 unfortunately
>>
>>34338751
I will be 7 foot after I get my leg lengthening surgery and shoe lifts
>>
>>34338732
Noticed: nothing
>>34338742
Eh if I notice other people notice also
>>
Wanted to post Speaki but image limit reached
I guess ill go to sleep
>>
>>34338759
Yeah, because they’re feeding your emptiness, so it’s temporarily filled. The problem is that there aren’t human batteries walking around to fill you whenever you need, so you have to develop your own battery or suffer and drift through the years, and you don’t deserve to suffer
>>
>>34338765
No more images
Page 8
New bred bake time
>>
>>34338767
If I'm treating people that way I absolutley deserve to suffer
>>
>>34338759
noticed: your inherent self-worth, nigger
>>
>>34338751
Nope I’m king of the manlets: 5’11”
>>
>>34338771
No, you don’t
>>
>>34338770


>>34338776
>>34338776
>>34338776
Fwesh
>>
>>34338765
Choayo Choayo
>>
>>34338620
>>34338616
I like it with garlic, seed oils, and chemicals.
>>
>>34338461
I don't think I've touched a console this decade.



[Advertise on 4chan]

Delete Post: [File Only] Style:
[Disable Mobile View / Use Desktop Site]

[Enable Mobile View / Use Mobile Site]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.