Ask the opposite gender hole generalSpeaki edition
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post gender.affirm your self-worth.
>>34338776>>34338776Oh that's cute
>>34338784I'm here. That is just part of my existence.The other parts are offline.
Well, anons?
>>34338784F, maybe I came here to take baths >>34338783true
state gender, how GHEY is the 6'6" tall OPer
>>34338776I seent a beautiful woman with eyes the same color as this cartoon’s the other day
Men, bark?
>>34338790Nothing? Wtf is wrong with you?
>>34338784MI think I have a good soulThat's about it
>>34338794Only in exchange for sex. You don't just get that for free.
>>34338784My souffles are not perfect, but they are improving.
tall moids
>>34338801nice
>>34338785https://youtu.be/3H6LtL_z5jA?is=Vlzz5HYCugqCbG73
>>34338784MI am narcissistic, arrogant, emotionally volatile, and I am still worthy of love
state genderif you could, would you hop into and be the dream fantasy guy/gal of another atogan?
Butts thread on /gif/
>>34338807I would be the sleep paralysis demon of JH, and wave my bwc above her face but just out of her reach
>>34338807MSure If I get to pick who
>>34338807MYeah
state gender and your personal theory as to why there's no B and U in voynichese
>>34338808I only check out the pussy stretching big dildo threads, but they're pretty rare so I don't like to go there
>>34338803huh? oh, sorry, didn't see you down there. can i help you with something?
>>34338807F, no, that sounds weird
>>34338813I will have to ask my wife.
I made this intentional vaguepost as a half joke >>34338662but >>34338680 is eerily close to what I'm actually going through
>>34338784Mhmmm sorry I can't, I'm not good enough
>>34338794only if call me a good boy
>>34338818I’m also going through it
>>34338813MBecause he was a retarded schizophrenic and people attach way too much importance to his shit. It's like if historians 500 years in the future started digging up men are checking out of society copypastas and framed them in a museum
>>34338794I'm a fan of aspen bark myself, it's really pretty.
Is this true?
>>34338818well i'm sorry to hear that, i wouldn't wish this hell on anyone. it's not nice when the universe removes people from your life that really ought to be in it, but this sentiment beings me comfort: our paths on this mountain might have diverged, but so long as we both continue to aim for the summit, we are bound to see each other again at the top
>>34338818That was me. You can reach out whenever
>>34338818Sounds 100% self inflicted then
>>34338794this is literally me on the right https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01wYUOcmDIE
>>34338829YesWe sleep with our phones these daysThe >shes just busy for past 24 hours broIs massive clown copeIf she was into you, she would reply in timely manner or even send you something sometimes to start conversation Insert the image of jester dancing in front of princess
>>34338823sounds basedexplain the lizard/dragon scorpio phenomenon pls
Big Penis lied to me
>>34338829m. yes. women don't care
>>34338830Just text me you coward.Nah just kidding. Whoever you are, Anon, I hope things work out for you, and I hope you keep working towards your goals.>>34338834It is and I really shouldn't have left things the way I did. But what's done is done.
>>34338839did it tell you it would gloss over the glaring flaws in your character to have a fleshy member?
>>34338837What is this. A bunch of people had a common word for a similar thing?
>>34338837that mid-1300s sketch is shockingly good for the time
>>34338829if she doesn't text you back within 24 hours there's a 99% chance she's not interested. if there's a rare legitimate reason she missed your text (camping for example) and she's interested in you, she'll tell you when she finally responds because she doesn't want you to lose interest.
Why are evil women always the most attractive?
>>34338851idk who this is
>>34338851they're not, you're just attracted to superficial things
>>34338846no, a bunch of people drew lizards/turtles/dragon like creatures all supposedly depicting the zodiac sign scorpio from how they were labeled and from context
>>34338853Well I mean physically attractive, so obviously I'm talking about superficial things.
Women would you get the ick if your bf tells you he would love have a little version of you(a daughter)?
>>34338784M. I’m modest and I love you
Why do moids get drunk instead of confronting their feelings?
>>34338856ok say "evil women are the most attractive TO ME" then
>>34338851>anon has a new parasoicial obsession got bored of sidney sweeny and sabrina carpenter? what happened to that other blonde actress you used to be obsessed with? I forgot her name but she wasn't actually very well known
>>34338851They’re definitely not. That’s the least attractive thing you can be.
>>34338857yeah, sounds pedo as fuck
>>34338851>attractive>that whoreyou have shitty taste
>>34338857We went over this in the Emily thread on /v/, and that guy posting that his stepdaughter was like a mini version of the wife/gf weirded everybody out.
>>34338841You can always make a choice.
>>34338862Sarah Gadon?
>>34338857Jeffrey...
>>34338862>anon got bored ofwe're not monolith! I'm not him. Sydney is still the best! Her recent interview that explained how her 32DD's in middle school made her self-conscious and want to hide and it wasn't until Euphoria that she learned to love her powerful sexual body and open a lingerie line is in knowledge in my headspace all day
>>34338854I don't understand what's so profound about this, a bunch of people drew some shit from context? Constellations have been a thing long before the middle ages and most of those creatures are extremely generic or don't even look like each other
>>34338870yeah, that one at least you have consistent preferences, lol
>women being jealous even of their own daughtersLol
>>34338876who said it's profound? why are you so angry, lol
>>34338859I face my feel feels
>>34338880You and most x fags treat this shit like it's some sort of grand revelation nobody else came up with and frankly I'm kind of tired of people reading into meaningless bullshit and acting like the Messiah for making shit up
>>34338880Look just shut the fuck up, okay? Enough with this fucking bullshit. Why do you ghost me?
>>34338875yeah, it happens
>>34338869Honestly I wasn't going to reach out because things have changed, but I said I would and that's why I'm so torn up about it.
>>34338886the hell>>34338885I didn't do shit, I'm just curiousdamn
>>34338813QRD?
>>34338878enormously. mom's will viciously sabotage their daughter's ability to partner with men in ways that seem unreal once you start to see it. it'll make you uncomfortable to see their mental gymnastics on how they've "helped' their attractive daughter as they sabotage their daughter's relative value to men.
I, male, have failed to masturbate twice in the last few days. I start, think a negative thought that noscopes my boner, then have to just give up.Is it over for me?
I wish I was holding her.
>>34338889>I didn't do shit, I'm just curiousI'm sorry I'm just tired. I'm so damn tired. I wanna go to sleep and wake up somewhere else as someone else. https://vocaroo.com/13Bi4tmGI1IX
>>34338892There's no need to force it. Maybe you're just bored of the porn you're watching.
>>34338892It sounds like you have a problem bigger than than boners bro
>>34338895understandable
>>34338888All I can say is that, as the other person on the line, I’d appreciate if my person reached out. But whatever choice you make, make sure it’s yours
>>34338889>the helli was trying to sow mayhem but the other anon replied right before me so it didn't work :/
>>34338892>drowning in darkness so thick, not even goonerism can reach you anymore grim
>>34338898I knew I said I'd play your piano thing today but I didn't I'm sorry. It was a nice melody.
>>34338900I cast "somehow you will get into a situation where someone slaps you today" on you
>>34338894your desire is on hold...
>>34338905Hurts. Feels like I’m burning alive
>>34338902no point in forcing it, you'll get to it when the time is right maybe some other tune is more pressinghttps://youtube.com/shorts/2BG81l7Jh04
>>34338906https://youtu.be/N7xn5zeJ4D4?si=NCWheT3D6LERWD7Z
>>34338907Perhaps. But I still have to learn how to make it sing, I'm far from that right now. Goodnight.
>>34338909sleep tight
I believe that sex before marriage is a mistake. Men and women should remain pure so that they can celebrate the joy of their bridal bed. How could you disagree?
>>34338908Are there any callers ahead of me, i wonder
>>34338851The problem is that you have shit taste
>>34338784MaleI have unlimited potential and am worthy of love
Girls By what lawful authority did Parliament try and execute Charles II?
>>34338911This reminds me of that one 4chan banner for the hardcore porn board
>>34338912hope i'll have a collar on me, some day desu senpai
>>34338911I believe in no sex ever. I only want blowjobs and handjobs and other types of outercourse. The idea of sex gives me the ick.
>>34338918Based if f, you know the rest
So slow tonight
>be walking your qt gf home from a nice dinner>pic related suddenly slaps her ass from behind>”fuck you gon do about it human?”What do you do, anons?
>>34338899Since we're obviously not talking about each other, what's stopping you from reaching out yourself? For me it's because things have changed on my end, there's distance involved, and I'm afraid things have changed on the other person's end too so when I reach out it'll hurt me more than if I just moved on.
why didn't you guys reminded me to take my vitamins! :((
>>34338916they just didn't want another jew in a land far far away worshipper to pull another bloody marry on them and to be fair, it was a power grabbing move to try and override parliament solely based on pure arrogance the've had enough of cockle shells and catholic methods of "growing dey garden"https://youtube.com/shorts/S5wMd0IivRM
>>34338935You're not my gf. If you were my gf I'd make your whole life perfect, but oh well, you had to hate that I exist.
Ladies, you arrive home only to find your husband masturbating while sniffing your dirty underwears. What do you do?
>>34338944dry heave and leave
>>34338817I just wanna say I really like this manga but the official translation is so bad and over-censored it's sad.
>>34338950I don't know which one I read.Is the official one the one that says 'open for business' while fan ones say 'Fuck me'? Or do you mean something else?It would be a really popular one shot I think if it were ever animated.
>>34338954correct
>>34338928i really hope my one doesn't take your perspective, because i will genuinely wait the rest of my days for them to return, and it'll be sad if i die waiting
Post gender and your biggest red flags in the opposite gender
>>34338967MIf a woman likes me, HUGE red flag. Awful judge of character.
>>34338967MDoesnt shower, is fat, or has moodswings
>>34338967f, fell for abrahamic propaganda
>>34338967m, here's a good one: moved to bluesky after elon bought twitter. it's not so much a big red flag as a statistically reliable indicator that they will have very little meaningful things to say
>>34338980define meaningful in this context and give 3-5 examples
>>34338967M.lying. even if it's about small things to others if I see them do it I know it's trouble.basically anything chaotic about them. mood swings, hot/cold switching, obsession/apathy switching.instagram, tiktok, social media obsessions. if her phone camera comes out for anything that still registers as mundane. anything else that has her habitually use her phone constantly. if she has very obvious notifications that's a straight no. if she's accustomed to blowing off texts, that's also a no.tasteless tattoos, piercings, and dyed hair.taco bell and monster dietfear/dislike of babies, small furry animalsif they scream or yell
>>34338928I’ve tried and I get no response. Last time was in March. I wish she’d respond back but yknow, can’t force that, so I let her be.
>>34338967Mif she is blonde, that's a huge red flag
Are men's standards really too high?
Why do women like attention so much? I don’t get it.
>>34338982what's the magic word?
>>34338989pwetty pwease
>>34338988I like attention too and I'm a man, it's like a drug
>>34338987>attractivereplace that with "no physical deformities" and that's what i'm looking for
>>34338987Cool it with the misogyny, anon.
>>34338988>he said as he posted a post for attention
>>34338967MAnything that reminds me of my ex, like asking me out first or having things in common with me or lovebombing me or having BPD and cheating on her bf with me
>>34338943uhh I'm a man
>>34338987>if I just summarize concepts, it means it's only a couple very simple requests oh, I see how this worksso all I ask from a man is that he's a decent person, is that really too much to ask for?
>>34338998hey babe i'm a decent person, wanna fuck?
>>34338999a decent person wouldn't have posted this, so no
>>34339000wtf you fucking whore i can't believe you betrayed me like that
>>34339001yeah me neither, maybe you should bring me to the town square and hand out stones to the people closing in
>>34339001Kek
>>34338998ATTRACTIVEDOESN'T CHEATNOT A CUNTwhich one(s) have you been failing?
>>34339004I'm a monstrously ugly man eater who's love language is cruelty
>>34339006men weren't asking for much
>>34339006you sound like my ideal woman
>>34339007according to whomstve? what is and isn't much depends on who's asking a king asking for gold leave encrusted trout for dinner? not much compared to his average devouring waysa slave demanding the same? beheadings for unprecedented levels of entitlement and greed
>>34339009self harm is bad, mkay
>>34339006Why so self aware?
Femanon, we kinda have an enemies to lovers type of thing going on, don't we?
>>34339017it's called shadow integration, you should try it
>>34339011>men weren't asking for much>[incoherent, bitter protest]cooked, cookie
>>34338963Any reason you can't casually reach out to let them know you're thinking of them? Not a literal "hey I'm thinking about you," but something like a photo of something you like in common. Obviously don't spam them if you've already reached out and got no response, but it's nice to know the person on the other end hasn't forgotten.>>34338984That's rough. But you're right, I wouldn't force it. I'm guessing you're absolutely set on her and not thinking of moving on?
>>34339018nah, If I despise someone, it's for internally coherent reason and I highly doubt you could ever make me feel differently about it unless my whole idea of what to despise changeswhich I think is unlikely to happen but not impossible, it has happened before
>>34339021*shrug*
>>34339023Uh huh, keep telling yourself that. We both know you want me. Sorry though, I'm not interested.
>>34339027nice try, maybe it will work on 'nother foidgood luck out there
>>34339025*shrug*bye
