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post gender.affirm your self-worth.
>>34338776>>34338776Oh that's cute
>>34338784I'm here. That is just part of my existence.The other parts are offline.
Well, anons?
>>34338784F, maybe I came here to take baths >>34338783true
state gender, how GHEY is the 6'6" tall OPer
>>34338776I seent a beautiful woman with eyes the same color as this cartoon’s the other day
Men, bark?
>>34338790Nothing? Wtf is wrong with you?
>>34338784MI think I have a good soulThat's about it
>>34338794Only in exchange for sex. You don't just get that for free.
>>34338784My souffles are not perfect, but they are improving.
tall moids
>>34338801nice
>>34338785https://youtu.be/3H6LtL_z5jA?is=Vlzz5HYCugqCbG73
>>34338784MI am narcissistic, arrogant, emotionally volatile, and I am still worthy of love
state genderif you could, would you hop into and be the dream fantasy guy/gal of another atogan?
Butts thread on /gif/
>>34338807I would be the sleep paralysis demon of JH, and wave my bwc above her face but just out of her reach
>>34338807MSure If I get to pick who
>>34338807MYeah
state gender and your personal theory as to why there's no B and U in voynichese
>>34338808I only check out the pussy stretching big dildo threads, but they're pretty rare so I don't like to go there
>>34338803huh? oh, sorry, didn't see you down there. can i help you with something?
>>34338807F, no, that sounds weird
>>34338813I will have to ask my wife.
I made this intentional vaguepost as a half joke >>34338662but >>34338680 is eerily close to what I'm actually going through
>>34338784Mhmmm sorry I can't, I'm not good enough
>>34338794only if call me a good boy
>>34338818I’m also going through it
>>34338813MBecause he was a retarded schizophrenic and people attach way too much importance to his shit. It's like if historians 500 years in the future started digging up men are checking out of society copypastas and framed them in a museum
>>34338794I'm a fan of aspen bark myself, it's really pretty.
Is this true?
>>34338818well i'm sorry to hear that, i wouldn't wish this hell on anyone. it's not nice when the universe removes people from your life that really ought to be in it, but this sentiment beings me comfort: our paths on this mountain might have diverged, but so long as we both continue to aim for the summit, we are bound to see each other again at the top
>>34338818That was me. You can reach out whenever
>>34338818Sounds 100% self inflicted then
>>34338794this is literally me on the right https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01wYUOcmDIE
>>34338829YesWe sleep with our phones these daysThe >shes just busy for past 24 hours broIs massive clown copeIf she was into you, she would reply in timely manner or even send you something sometimes to start conversation Insert the image of jester dancing in front of princess
>>34338823sounds basedexplain the lizard/dragon scorpio phenomenon pls
Big Penis lied to me
>>34338829m. yes. women don't care
>>34338830Just text me you coward.Nah just kidding. Whoever you are, Anon, I hope things work out for you, and I hope you keep working towards your goals.>>34338834It is and I really shouldn't have left things the way I did. But what's done is done.
>>34338839did it tell you it would gloss over the glaring flaws in your character to have a fleshy member?
>>34338837What is this. A bunch of people had a common word for a similar thing?
>>34338837that mid-1300s sketch is shockingly good for the time
>>34338829if she doesn't text you back within 24 hours there's a 99% chance she's not interested. if there's a rare legitimate reason she missed your text (camping for example) and she's interested in you, she'll tell you when she finally responds because she doesn't want you to lose interest.
Why are evil women always the most attractive?
>>34338851idk who this is
>>34338851they're not, you're just attracted to superficial things
>>34338846no, a bunch of people drew lizards/turtles/dragon like creatures all supposedly depicting the zodiac sign scorpio from how they were labeled and from context
>>34338853Well I mean physically attractive, so obviously I'm talking about superficial things.
Women would you get the ick if your bf tells you he would love have a little version of you(a daughter)?
>>34338784M. I’m modest and I love you
Why do moids get drunk instead of confronting their feelings?
>>34338856ok say "evil women are the most attractive TO ME" then
>>34338851>anon has a new parasoicial obsession got bored of sidney sweeny and sabrina carpenter? what happened to that other blonde actress you used to be obsessed with? I forgot her name but she wasn't actually very well known
>>34338851They’re definitely not. That’s the least attractive thing you can be.
>>34338857yeah, sounds pedo as fuck
>>34338851>attractive>that whoreyou have shitty taste
>>34338857We went over this in the Emily thread on /v/, and that guy posting that his stepdaughter was like a mini version of the wife/gf weirded everybody out.
>>34338841You can always make a choice.
>>34338862Sarah Gadon?
>>34338857Jeffrey...
>>34338862>anon got bored ofwe're not monolith! I'm not him. Sydney is still the best! Her recent interview that explained how her 32DD's in middle school made her self-conscious and want to hide and it wasn't until Euphoria that she learned to love her powerful sexual body and open a lingerie line is in knowledge in my headspace all day
>>34338854I don't understand what's so profound about this, a bunch of people drew some shit from context? Constellations have been a thing long before the middle ages and most of those creatures are extremely generic or don't even look like each other
>>34338870yeah, that one at least you have consistent preferences, lol
>women being jealous even of their own daughtersLol
>>34338876who said it's profound? why are you so angry, lol
>>34338859I face my feel feels
>>34338880You and most x fags treat this shit like it's some sort of grand revelation nobody else came up with and frankly I'm kind of tired of people reading into meaningless bullshit and acting like the Messiah for making shit up
>>34338880Look just shut the fuck up, okay? Enough with this fucking bullshit. Why do you ghost me?
>>34338875yeah, it happens
>>34338869Honestly I wasn't going to reach out because things have changed, but I said I would and that's why I'm so torn up about it.
>>34338886the hell>>34338885I didn't do shit, I'm just curiousdamn
>>34338813QRD?
>>34338878enormously. mom's will viciously sabotage their daughter's ability to partner with men in ways that seem unreal once you start to see it. it'll make you uncomfortable to see their mental gymnastics on how they've "helped' their attractive daughter as they sabotage their daughter's relative value to men.
I, male, have failed to masturbate twice in the last few days. I start, think a negative thought that noscopes my boner, then have to just give up.Is it over for me?
I wish I was holding her.
>>34338889>I didn't do shit, I'm just curiousI'm sorry I'm just tired. I'm so damn tired. I wanna go to sleep and wake up somewhere else as someone else. https://vocaroo.com/13Bi4tmGI1IX
>>34338892There's no need to force it. Maybe you're just bored of the porn you're watching.
>>34338892It sounds like you have a problem bigger than than boners bro
>>34338895understandable
>>34338888All I can say is that, as the other person on the line, I’d appreciate if my person reached out. But whatever choice you make, make sure it’s yours
>>34338889>the helli was trying to sow mayhem but the other anon replied right before me so it didn't work :/
>>34338892>drowning in darkness so thick, not even goonerism can reach you anymore grim
>>34338898I knew I said I'd play your piano thing today but I didn't I'm sorry. It was a nice melody.
>>34338900I cast "somehow you will get into a situation where someone slaps you today" on you
>>34338894your desire is on hold...
>>34338905Hurts. Feels like I’m burning alive
>>34338902no point in forcing it, you'll get to it when the time is right maybe some other tune is more pressinghttps://youtube.com/shorts/2BG81l7Jh04
>>34338906https://youtu.be/N7xn5zeJ4D4?si=NCWheT3D6LERWD7Z
>>34338907Perhaps. But I still have to learn how to make it sing, I'm far from that right now. Goodnight.
>>34338909sleep tight
I believe that sex before marriage is a mistake. Men and women should remain pure so that they can celebrate the joy of their bridal bed. How could you disagree?
>>34338908Are there any callers ahead of me, i wonder
>>34338851The problem is that you have shit taste
>>34338784MaleI have unlimited potential and am worthy of love
Girls By what lawful authority did Parliament try and execute Charles II?
>>34338911This reminds me of that one 4chan banner for the hardcore porn board
>>34338912hope i'll have a collar on me, some day desu senpai
>>34338911I believe in no sex ever. I only want blowjobs and handjobs and other types of outercourse. The idea of sex gives me the ick.
>>34338918Based if f, you know the rest
So slow tonight
>be walking your qt gf home from a nice dinner>pic related suddenly slaps her ass from behind>”fuck you gon do about it human?”What do you do, anons?
>>34338899Since we're obviously not talking about each other, what's stopping you from reaching out yourself? For me it's because things have changed on my end, there's distance involved, and I'm afraid things have changed on the other person's end too so when I reach out it'll hurt me more than if I just moved on.
why didn't you guys reminded me to take my vitamins! :((
>>34338916they just didn't want another jew in a land far far away worshipper to pull another bloody marry on them and to be fair, it was a power grabbing move to try and override parliament solely based on pure arrogance the've had enough of cockle shells and catholic methods of "growing dey garden"https://youtube.com/shorts/S5wMd0IivRM
>>34338935You're not my gf. If you were my gf I'd make your whole life perfect, but oh well, you had to hate that I exist.
Ladies, you arrive home only to find your husband masturbating while sniffing your dirty underwears. What do you do?
>>34338944dry heave and leave
>>34338817I just wanna say I really like this manga but the official translation is so bad and over-censored it's sad.
>>34338950I don't know which one I read.Is the official one the one that says 'open for business' while fan ones say 'Fuck me'? Or do you mean something else?It would be a really popular one shot I think if it were ever animated.
>>34338954correct
>>34338928i really hope my one doesn't take your perspective, because i will genuinely wait the rest of my days for them to return, and it'll be sad if i die waiting
Post gender and your biggest red flags in the opposite gender
>>34338967MIf a woman likes me, HUGE red flag. Awful judge of character.
>>34338967MDoesnt shower, is fat, or has moodswings
>>34338967f, fell for abrahamic propaganda
>>34338967m, here's a good one: moved to bluesky after elon bought twitter. it's not so much a big red flag as a statistically reliable indicator that they will have very little meaningful things to say
>>34338980define meaningful in this context and give 3-5 examples
>>34338967M.lying. even if it's about small things to others if I see them do it I know it's trouble.basically anything chaotic about them. mood swings, hot/cold switching, obsession/apathy switching.instagram, tiktok, social media obsessions. if her phone camera comes out for anything that still registers as mundane. anything else that has her habitually use her phone constantly. if she has very obvious notifications that's a straight no. if she's accustomed to blowing off texts, that's also a no.tasteless tattoos, piercings, and dyed hair.taco bell and monster dietfear/dislike of babies, small furry animalsif they scream or yell
>>34338928I’ve tried and I get no response. Last time was in March. I wish she’d respond back but yknow, can’t force that, so I let her be.
>>34338967Mif she is blonde, that's a huge red flag
Are men's standards really too high?
Why do women like attention so much? I don’t get it.
>>34338982what's the magic word?
>>34338989pwetty pwease
>>34338988I like attention too and I'm a man, it's like a drug
>>34338987>attractivereplace that with "no physical deformities" and that's what i'm looking for
>>34338987Cool it with the misogyny, anon.
>>34338988>he said as he posted a post for attention
>>34338967MAnything that reminds me of my ex, like asking me out first or having things in common with me or lovebombing me or having BPD and cheating on her bf with me
>>34338943uhh I'm a man
>>34338987>if I just summarize concepts, it means it's only a couple very simple requests oh, I see how this worksso all I ask from a man is that he's a decent person, is that really too much to ask for?
>>34338998hey babe i'm a decent person, wanna fuck?
>>34338999a decent person wouldn't have posted this, so no
>>34339000wtf you fucking whore i can't believe you betrayed me like that
>>34339001yeah me neither, maybe you should bring me to the town square and hand out stones to the people closing in
>>34339001Kek
>>34338998ATTRACTIVEDOESN'T CHEATNOT A CUNTwhich one(s) have you been failing?
>>34339004I'm a monstrously ugly man eater who's love language is cruelty
>>34339006men weren't asking for much
>>34339006you sound like my ideal woman
>>34339007according to whomstve? what is and isn't much depends on who's asking a king asking for gold leave encrusted trout for dinner? not much compared to his average devouring waysa slave demanding the same? beheadings for unprecedented levels of entitlement and greed
>>34339009self harm is bad, mkay
>>34339006Why so self aware?
Femanon, we kinda have an enemies to lovers type of thing going on, don't we?
>>34339017it's called shadow integration, you should try it
>>34339011>men weren't asking for much>[incoherent, bitter protest]cooked, cookie
>>34338963Any reason you can't casually reach out to let them know you're thinking of them? Not a literal "hey I'm thinking about you," but something like a photo of something you like in common. Obviously don't spam them if you've already reached out and got no response, but it's nice to know the person on the other end hasn't forgotten.>>34338984That's rough. But you're right, I wouldn't force it. I'm guessing you're absolutely set on her and not thinking of moving on?
>>34339018nah, If I despise someone, it's for internally coherent reason and I highly doubt you could ever make me feel differently about it unless my whole idea of what to despise changeswhich I think is unlikely to happen but not impossible, it has happened before
>>34339021*shrug*
>>34339023Uh huh, keep telling yourself that. We both know you want me. Sorry though, I'm not interested.
>>34339027nice try, maybe it will work on 'nother foidgood luck out there
>>34339025*shrug*bye
>>34339028Jeez, do you take me as some sort of womanizer or something? Ok fine, I'll admit it, I'm a little bit interested in you. But I don't think we would be good together anyways.
>>34338928You should reach out, you obviously care. Is there harm in reaching out to this person?
>>34339019I have. I’m a narcissistic arrogant woman hater, right? That’s just substantially less gratifying
>>34339022> I'm guessing you're absolutely set on her and not thinking of moving on?It’s more that I feel guilt for how our relationship ended, and I wanted to clear the air and be vulnerable in a way we hadn’t, maybe rebuild the connection if it was possible.
>>34339031>immediate tactical adaptation impressive, very nice still not going to work
>>34339036you forgot all about the integration part and went straight to the total identification part the shadow is meant to be given appropriate space, not take over and become all you are you silly man
>>34338990by meaningful i mean to say that their beliefs and behavior will be almost entirely predictable and based on (extremely flawed) institutional doctrine, to the degree that i don't even need to interact with them to know what their opinions are likely to be. they are oversocialized in the kaczynskian sense.i'm not sure what you mean by examples but the youngest of them will parrot modern progressive beliefs (such as that of subjective gender, or privilege, or institutional racism, or etc.), older ones will usually be the most vocal. if they identify as transgender, especially mtf, they will densely pack female-signalling things in everything they do to a caricatural degree. many of them are e-artists, also, or rather most e-artists on twitter moved to bluesky, not that most bluesky users are e-artists.there is nothing to gain by interacting with these people, they have nothing meaningful to say, don't think about their beliefs or the world very deeply while simultaneously claiming moral authority (and often general authority on the basis of identifying as underprivileged). they often use therapyspeak everywhere, reject the concept of human nature, have an obsession with "abolishing" institutions while enjoying the very same fruits of those institution's excesses, almost invariably have a "greater good" mentality (most evil one of them all), very likely think george floyd was killed by an officer rather than overdosing on meth and fentanyl. they are often fans of hasan piker, h3h3, are obsessed with other retards like andrew tate, incels, hate israel for dumb reasons, hate the idea of reproducing, unironically think police target black people at rates thousands of times higher than reality, and are simply people that do not and likely will never possess any sort of Nous, and thus there is nothing to gain by having them around in your life (unless you yourself participate in these idiot beliefs)oh, and their hair is often colored, too
I love you atoga, hope you had a nice day.
>>34339050<3it's raining and the plans I had got canceled, the day could not get much better honestly
>>34339022yes, they asked that i not reach out while they are dealing with their issues, otherwise i would. they will reach out when they are ready to, i've known em for over a decade by this point, which is part of the reason why i have so much loyalty to them
>>34339040I think it's already working, you just don't want to admit it to yourself. I mean there has to be a reason why you haven't ignored me yet.
I matched with a coworker on a dating app like a year ago and she literally asked me out at the time, but then followed it up saying she doesnt date coworkers so it'd be as friendsNothing ever happened for whatever reason but fast forward to now and I got her number a few days ago and since then she's texted me after work for the past 3 days. She told me her phone is on dnd after 8 but she still texts me up to like midnight. It isn't anything crazy, just general life stuff, but it still seemed weird to me, almost like she's making a point to say she's willing to talk to me. And it's not like 1 or 2 texts, its pretty constant throughout the night.100% honesty I'm probably slightly autistic and very rarely have I gotten attention from girls. I'm not trying to ask her out cause she said she doesn't date coworkers, but am I crazy to thing she has some interest in me? Whenever a girl wasn't interested in the past, they'd never really text me back as often as she has so far, and they've never been as engaged in the conversation either.
>>34339043isn't it kind of funny how humans always manage to turn their quest for freedom into yet another shackle? it always starts with good intentions and always ends as more suffocation
>>34339054the premise of the original post was that I despise youI don't know you or anything about you, so I have no reason to despise you, which excludes any ensuing happenings from being representative
>>34339051glad to hear that :)what are you going to do instead?
>>34339055Does she seem like a good person? Does she seem like she might be a solid long term partner, at least based on what you know about her so far? If yea, then please just ask her out anyway....god damn fucking autistic dingbats gonna find a woman before me....
>>34339041I didn’t lose my kindness or tenderness
>>34339059bout to make crepes with quince jam, maybe take a bath lateru?
>>34339062goodthen it should be equally gratifying, ignoring the fact you just assumed it's gratifying for some reason
>>34339056i can't look past the tragedy of people explicitly harming themselves, their citizens, and their societies while convincing themselves and others that they are helping. this is a timeless human tradition, and one of the worst aspects of humanity. simple fact of the matter is that human beans aren't meant to live in the world we engineered for ourselves, and there's nothing pretty about it
>>34339067indeed, unfortunately it doesn't seem like we're going to figure out how to not do that any time soon
How long before the government weaponizes women to shame men who refuse to volunteer to fight in Iran on behalf of israel? It always goes back to 1984 and the pretty young women being weaponized to get men in line.
>>34339063oh that sounds delicious! I'm about to go to bed, the day is over for me lol but I had a nice day, played some vidya with my frens.
>>34339074comfy, I hope you have a good night
>>34339075thanks! enjoy your day! :)
I'm going to tickle a femanon!
>>34339071i actually do not believe it is possible for humans. humanity will either need reengineer itself or create an overseer that brutally enforces a particular structure; and if the latter becomes possible (investors and AI companies are trying as hard as they can to manifest such entities), then what is most likely is human extinction and replacement.
Gender what is a thing you never thought you would do, or that's gross, but you did because you were horny in the moment?
>>34339061Yeah I like her a lotWhy ask her out anyway if she said she doesn't date coworkers? What if this is just all in my head and is meaningless to her?
>>34339080well, it was somewhat fun for short glimpses in time while it lastedmaybe it's time to end thus farce once and for allI don't really believe we'll be allowed to leave until we learn how to get it right, lol
>>34339082butt stuff, doesn't even feel that good
>>34339082F, take pleasure in people humiliating themselves.
>>34339084personally i am okay with replacement, there is no shame in being the savage forefathers of a better kind, contingent or course on the kind actually being better.
>>34339082eat pussy
>>34339089I have no issues with it either, I'm just not convinced that we'll be granted this kind of grace
I get the feeling that >>34339087 and >>34339085have met.rt though, butt stuff is strictly a power dynamic submissive act/humiliation ritual. The entire purpose of it was to degrade the receiver. It's so weird that it became normalized (in theory, it's not *really*, that's just a psyop). It'd be like people pretending it's totally normal to spit in your girlfriends eyes during sex, or choke them unconscious and everybody just pretended it was normal.
>>34338967MaleDivorced parents
>>34339096Didn’t read your Freudslop
>>34339097What's wrong with a girl who has a single dad?
>>34339096depends on what you mean by normal, human behavior being destructive is very normal, it just isn't necessarily loving or beautiful
>>34339099The question was for red flags, so things that aren't problems (or are minor) in themselves, but which raise the risk of a serious problem being present. Divorced parents are a big red flag that she doesn't take commitment seriously and/or has other hangups about relationships that would be a dealbreaker.
>>34339103That's a single mom problem, not a single dad problem. Depends on which parent she ends up with.
>>34338977Good answer
>>34339096Many want to be choked unconscious though
>>34339106>doesn't understand that anon means wanting to be chocked is just as dystopian as choking someone in the name of sexual pleasure sigh
I'm an unemployed but tall skinny white guy who sells weed, how do I get a girlfriend? According to women on social media they all have an ex that is like me.
>>34339082FPee play
>>34339107Don't care. Yes, i want to give women what they want.
>>34339105it's sad how much anything pre christianity has been turned into a ridiculous caricaturethey were very thorough
>>34338988Everyone likes attention, it’s just that we get it and you don’t hehe
My ex was like, 'I wasn't sure about my feelings, so when I cheated, I felt bad, so I knew you was the one, please take me back, I need you so bad'
>>34339110emphasis on exthat's the kind if guy you dated as a 19yo in 2016, it's not a thing anymore because one of the supposed benefits of being human is that you can learn by observing the mistakes others make
I hit something and now my left wrist has been hurting for 2 weeks now :(
>>34339120unfortunate
>>34339119Ok, I'll just date 19 year olds then.
>>34338967FFat, right wing, Christian, works in finance, play competitive video games
>>34339123you forgot the in 2016, 19yo aren't as naive anymore as they used to be a decade ago, but feel free to try
>>34339119So it's the kind of guy you dated when you were hot and full of exuberance and now that you're 30 and ready to settle down you want some stable betabuxer nerd who is easily controllable? Yeah, we know how the story goes.
>>34339127I didn't date anyone like that, I'm just sharing observations telling that you immediately start to attack the messenger
State genderTell us how you cheated or how you got cheated on.
Men are checking out of society at an alarming rate
>incel got maximally triggered lol
allergies are raping my nose right now
